diff --git "a/train.json" "b/train.json" deleted file mode 100644--- "a/train.json" +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5852 +0,0 @@ -[ - { - "id": 0, - "dialogue": "Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm?", - "summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk." - }, - { - "id": 1, - "dialogue": "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.", - "summary": "She gave me a hug immediately." - }, - { - "id": 2, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 3, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 4, - "dialogue": "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.", - "summary": "It's impossible to put down!" - }, - { - "id": 5, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", - "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 6, - "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", - "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." - }, - { - "id": 7, - "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", - "summary": "Nacho cheese." - }, - { - "id": 8, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", - "summary": "It was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 9, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 10, - "dialogue": "Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?", - "summary": "Because then they'd be bagels." - }, - { - "id": 11, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 12, - "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", - "summary": "You planet." - }, - { - "id": 13, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 14, - "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", - "summary": "Spoiled milk." - }, - { - "id": 15, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 16, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 17, - "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", - "summary": "Igloos it together." - }, - { - "id": 18, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 19, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", - "summary": "A thesaurus." - }, - { - "id": 20, - "dialogue": "What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s least favorite room in the house?", - "summary": "The living room." - }, - { - "id": 21, - "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", - "summary": "Because they use honeycombs." - }, - { - "id": 22, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 23, - "dialogue": "What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?", - "summary": "Pop." - }, - { - "id": 24, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 25, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 26, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", - "summary": "It was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 27, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 28, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 29, - "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", - "summary": "It got mugged." - }, - { - "id": 30, - "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 31, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 32, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 33, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 34, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 35, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 36, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 37, - "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", - "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." - }, - { - "id": 38, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 39, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 40, - "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", - "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." - }, - { - "id": 41, - "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", - "summary": "Because they make up everything." - }, - { - "id": 42, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", - "summary": "Fsh." - }, - { - "id": 43, - "dialogue": "Why can\u2019t you give Elsa a balloon?", - "summary": "Because she will let it go." - }, - { - "id": 44, - "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", - "summary": "An irrelephant." - }, - { - "id": 45, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 46, - "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", - "summary": "Roberto." - }, - { - "id": 47, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 48, - "dialogue": "What do you call cheese by itself?", - "summary": "Provolone." - }, - { - "id": 49, - "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", - "summary": "Supplies!" - }, - { - "id": 50, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 51, - "dialogue": "Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself?", - "summary": "It was two tired." - }, - { - "id": 52, - "dialogue": "What did one toilet say to the other?", - "summary": "You look a bit flushed." - }, - { - "id": 53, - "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 54, - "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won\u2019t come back?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 55, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 56, - "dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", - "summary": "Ten tickles." - }, - { - "id": 57, - "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 58, - "dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sounds like a bell?", - "summary": "Dung." - }, - { - "id": 59, - "dialogue": "Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?", - "summary": "He wanted to see time fly." - }, - { - "id": 60, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", - "summary": "A labracadabrador." - }, - { - "id": 61, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 62, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", - "summary": "It was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 63, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 64, - "dialogue": "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?", - "summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." - }, - { - "id": 65, - "dialogue": "What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?", - "summary": "Yellow!" - }, - { - "id": 66, - "dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", - "summary": "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake." - }, - { - "id": 67, - "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", - "summary": "A satisfactory." - }, - { - "id": 68, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 69, - "dialogue": "What do you call an astronaut\u2019s favorite place on a computer?", - "summary": "The space bar." - }, - { - "id": 70, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", - "summary": "Because he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 71, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made of watches?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 72, - "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", - "summary": "Look for fresh prints." - }, - { - "id": 73, - "dialogue": "Why can\u2019t a nose be 12 inches long?", - "summary": "Because then it would be a foot." - }, - { - "id": 74, - "dialogue": "What has teeth but can\u2019t bite?", - "summary": "A comb." - }, - { - "id": 75, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", - "summary": "A labracadabrador." - }, - { - "id": 76, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", - "summary": "Because it was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 77, - "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", - "summary": "Dam." - }, - { - "id": 78, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", - "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 79, - "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", - "summary": "Nacho cheese." - }, - { - "id": 80, - "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 81, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 82, - "dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sticky?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 83, - "dialogue": "What happens to a frog\u2019s car when it breaks down?", - "summary": "It gets toad away." - }, - { - "id": 84, - "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", - "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." - }, - { - "id": 85, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman on a hot day?", - "summary": "Puddle." - }, - { - "id": 86, - "dialogue": "What did one elevator say to the other elevator?", - "summary": "I think I'm coming down with something!" - }, - { - "id": 87, - "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", - "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." - }, - { - "id": 88, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", - "summary": "A thesaurus." - }, - { - "id": 89, - "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", - "summary": "Igloos it together." - }, - { - "id": 90, - "dialogue": "What do you give a sick bird?", - "summary": "Tweetment." - }, - { - "id": 91, - "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", - "summary": "Because it felt crummy." - }, - { - "id": 92, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", - "summary": "B." - }, - { - "id": 93, - "dialogue": "What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s least favorite room?", - "summary": "The living room." - }, - { - "id": 94, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 95, - "dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", - "summary": "A cat-astrophe." - }, - { - "id": 96, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 97, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 98, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 99, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", - "summary": "A meowntain." - }, - { - "id": 100, - "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", - "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." - }, - { - "id": 101, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 102, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 103, - "dialogue": "What's the best thing about Switzerland?", - "summary": "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." - }, - { - "id": 104, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", - "summary": "An investi-gator." - }, - { - "id": 105, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", - "summary": "It was two tired." - }, - { - "id": 106, - "dialogue": "What did one ocean say to the other ocean?", - "summary": "Nothing, they just waved." - }, - { - "id": 107, - "dialogue": "Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?", - "summary": "Because they're a fungi." - }, - { - "id": 108, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 109, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 110, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 111, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 112, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 113, - "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", - "summary": "Supplies!" - }, - { - "id": 114, - "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", - "summary": "Because they make up everything." - }, - { - "id": 115, - "dialogue": "Why did the chicken go to the s\u00e9ance?", - "summary": "To talk to the other side." - }, - { - "id": 116, - "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", - "summary": "Igloos it together." - }, - { - "id": 117, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 118, - "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 119, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 120, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 121, - "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 122, - "dialogue": "What did the 0 say to the 8?", - "summary": "Nice belt!" - }, - { - "id": 123, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 124, - "dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", - "summary": "Ten-tickles." - }, - { - "id": 125, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 126, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", - "summary": "It was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 127, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 128, - "dialogue": "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?", - "summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." - }, - { - "id": 129, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic?", - "summary": "A labracadabrador." - }, - { - "id": 130, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 131, - "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 132, - "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", - "summary": "It got mugged." - }, - { - "id": 133, - "dialogue": "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?", - "summary": "Snowballs." - }, - { - "id": 134, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle stand by itself?", - "summary": "It was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 135, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 136, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", - "summary": "Because he was always spotted." - }, - { - "id": 137, - "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", - "summary": "You look for fresh prints." - }, - { - "id": 138, - "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", - "summary": "Because they might peel." - }, - { - "id": 139, - "dialogue": "What do you call a computer that sings?", - "summary": "A-Dell." - }, - { - "id": 140, - "dialogue": "Why was the broom late?", - "summary": "It over swept." - }, - { - "id": 141, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 142, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 143, - "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", - "summary": "Nothing, but it let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 144, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 145, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 146, - "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", - "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels." - }, - { - "id": 147, - "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", - "summary": "Roberto." - }, - { - "id": 148, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", - "summary": "A puddle." - }, - { - "id": 149, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 150, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", - "summary": "A thesaurus." - }, - { - "id": 151, - "dialogue": "What do you call an illegally parked frog?", - "summary": "Toad." - }, - { - "id": 152, - "dialogue": "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?", - "summary": "Because he wanted to go to high school." - }, - { - "id": 153, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", - "summary": "A king fish." - }, - { - "id": 154, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 155, - "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", - "summary": "A satisfactory." - }, - { - "id": 156, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 157, - "dialogue": "What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?", - "summary": "Every morning you'll rise and shine!" - }, - { - "id": 158, - "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", - "summary": "Tooth-hurty." - }, - { - "id": 159, - "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 160, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 161, - "dialogue": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?", - "summary": "A nervous wreck." - }, - { - "id": 162, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 163, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", - "summary": "Because it was two tired." - }, - { - "id": 164, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", - "summary": "A labracadabrador." - }, - { - "id": 165, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 166, - "dialogue": "Why did the math book look so sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 167, - "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", - "summary": "Nacho cheese." - }, - { - "id": 168, - "dialogue": "What did one toilet say to the other toilet?", - "summary": "You look flushed." - }, - { - "id": 169, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 170, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 171, - "dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", - "summary": "A towel." - }, - { - "id": 172, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 173, - "dialogue": "Why was the belt sent to jail?", - "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." - }, - { - "id": 174, - "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", - "summary": "Roberto." - }, - { - "id": 175, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", - "summary": "Because it was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 176, - "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", - "summary": "Dam." - }, - { - "id": 177, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A two-knee fish." - }, - { - "id": 178, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 179, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb up a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 180, - "dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", - "summary": "Because she will let it go." - }, - { - "id": 181, - "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", - "summary": "Spoiled milk." - }, - { - "id": 182, - "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", - "summary": "Because they make up everything." - }, - { - "id": 183, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 184, - "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", - "summary": "Igloos it together." - }, - { - "id": 185, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 186, - "dialogue": "What has one head, one foot, and four legs?", - "summary": "A bed." - }, - { - "id": 187, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", - "summary": "A thesaurus." - }, - { - "id": 188, - "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", - "summary": "Because it felt crummy." - }, - { - "id": 189, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 190, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 191, - "dialogue": "Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?", - "summary": "Because they're a fungi." - }, - { - "id": 192, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", - "summary": "It was two tired." - }, - { - "id": 193, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", - "summary": "A labracadabrador." - }, - { - "id": 194, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 195, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made of watches?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 196, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 197, - "dialogue": "What did the zero say to the eight?", - "summary": "Nice belt!" - }, - { - "id": 198, - "dialogue": "Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?", - "summary": "To go with the traffic jam." - }, - { - "id": 199, - "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 200, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 201, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 202, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 203, - "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", - "summary": "It got mugged." - }, - { - "id": 204, - "dialogue": "What's a computer\u2019s favorite snack?", - "summary": "Computer chips." - }, - { - "id": 205, - "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?", - "summary": "An irrelephant." - }, - { - "id": 206, - "dialogue": "Why was the computer cold?", - "summary": "It left its Windows open." - }, - { - "id": 207, - "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", - "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." - }, - { - "id": 208, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 209, - "dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", - "summary": "Because every play has a cast." - }, - { - "id": 210, - "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", - "summary": "You planet." - }, - { - "id": 211, - "dialogue": "What do you call a singing laptop?", - "summary": "A Dell." - }, - { - "id": 212, - "dialogue": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat?", - "summary": "Because someone is always sitting on the deck." - }, - { - "id": 213, - "dialogue": "What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?", - "summary": "An orca-stra." - }, - { - "id": 214, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?", - "summary": "They have no body to go with." - }, - { - "id": 215, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 216, - "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", - "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." - }, - { - "id": 217, - "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", - "summary": "Tweethearts." - }, - { - "id": 218, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", - "summary": "Because they are shellfish." - }, - { - "id": 219, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 220, - "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", - "summary": "Because they use honeycombs." - }, - { - "id": 221, - "dialogue": "What do you call an avocado that\u2019s been blessed?", - "summary": "Holy guacamole." - }, - { - "id": 222, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 223, - "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", - "summary": "Supplies!" - }, - { - "id": 224, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms anymore?", - "summary": "Because they make up everything." - }, - { - "id": 225, - "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", - "summary": "I\u2019ll meet you at the corner." - }, - { - "id": 226, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 227, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 228, - "dialogue": "What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?", - "summary": "Sneakers." - }, - { - "id": 229, - "dialogue": "Why was the strawberry sad?", - "summary": "Because his parents were in a jam." - }, - { - "id": 230, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 231, - "dialogue": "Why do bicycles fall over?", - "summary": "Because they are two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 232, - "dialogue": "What did the ocean say to the beach?", - "summary": "Nothing, it just waved." - }, - { - "id": 233, - "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", - "summary": "Because they might peel." - }, - { - "id": 234, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 235, - "dialogue": "How do you make a Kleenex dance?", - "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 236, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 237, - "dialogue": "What did the fisherman say to the magician?", - "summary": "Pick a cod, any cod." - }, - { - "id": 238, - "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 239, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book always worried?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 240, - "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", - "summary": "A satisfactory." - }, - { - "id": 241, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 242, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 243, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 244, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 245, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 246, - "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", - "summary": "You planet." - }, - { - "id": 247, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 248, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 249, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 250, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", - "summary": "It was two tired." - }, - { - "id": 251, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 252, - "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?", - "summary": "Because they might peel." - }, - { - "id": 253, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 254, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 255, - "dialogue": "What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?", - "summary": "Prime mates." - }, - { - "id": 256, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", - "summary": "Because he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 257, - "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 258, - "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", - "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." - }, - { - "id": 259, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 260, - "dialogue": "Why do bees hum?", - "summary": "Because they don't know the words." - }, - { - "id": 261, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 262, - "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", - "summary": "Nacho cheese." - }, - { - "id": 263, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", - "summary": "Because he was always spotted." - }, - { - "id": 264, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", - "summary": "Fsh." - }, - { - "id": 265, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 266, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 267, - "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", - "summary": "Igloos it together." - }, - { - "id": 268, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 269, - "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", - "summary": "Roberto." - }, - { - "id": 270, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", - "summary": "It was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 271, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 272, - "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", - "summary": "It got mugged." - }, - { - "id": 273, - "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", - "summary": "Nothing, it just let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 274, - "dialogue": "Why did the can crusher quit his job?", - "summary": "Because it was soda pressing." - }, - { - "id": 275, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", - "summary": "A labracadabrador." - }, - { - "id": 276, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 277, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 278, - "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", - "summary": "Tooth-hurty." - }, - { - "id": 279, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", - "summary": "Because it was two tired." - }, - { - "id": 280, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 281, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 282, - "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", - "summary": "Because of all its problems." - }, - { - "id": 283, - "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", - "summary": "Supplies!" - }, - { - "id": 284, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", - "summary": "Because they make up everything." - }, - { - "id": 285, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", - "summary": "B." - }, - { - "id": 286, - "dialogue": "Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?", - "summary": "Because the 'P' is silent." - }, - { - "id": 287, - "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", - "summary": "An irrelephant." - }, - { - "id": 288, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", - "summary": "Because it was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 289, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 290, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 291, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", - "summary": "A king fish." - }, - { - "id": 292, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 293, - "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 294, - "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", - "summary": "It got mugged." - }, - { - "id": 295, - "dialogue": "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?", - "summary": "Snowballs." - }, - { - "id": 296, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle stand by itself?", - "summary": "It was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 297, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 298, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", - "summary": "Because he was always spotted." - }, - { - "id": 299, - "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", - "summary": "You look for fresh prints." - }, - { - "id": 300, - "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", - "summary": "Because they might peel." - }, - { - "id": 301, - "dialogue": "What do you call a computer that sings?", - "summary": "A-Dell." - }, - { - "id": 302, - "dialogue": "Why was the broom late?", - "summary": "It over swept." - }, - { - "id": 303, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 304, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 305, - "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", - "summary": "Nothing, but it let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 306, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 307, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 308, - "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", - "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels." - }, - { - "id": 309, - "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", - "summary": "Roberto." - }, - { - "id": 310, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", - "summary": "A puddle." - }, - { - "id": 311, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 312, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", - "summary": "A thesaurus." - }, - { - "id": 313, - "dialogue": "What do you call an illegally parked frog?", - "summary": "Toad." - }, - { - "id": 314, - "dialogue": "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?", - "summary": "Because he wanted to go to high school." - }, - { - "id": 315, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", - "summary": "A king fish." - }, - { - "id": 316, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 317, - "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", - "summary": "A satisfactory." - }, - { - "id": 318, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 319, - "dialogue": "What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?", - "summary": "Every morning you'll rise and shine!" - }, - { - "id": 320, - "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", - "summary": "Tooth-hurty." - }, - { - "id": 321, - "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 322, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 323, - "dialogue": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?", - "summary": "A nervous wreck." - }, - { - "id": 324, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 325, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", - "summary": "Because it was two tired." - }, - { - "id": 326, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", - "summary": "A labracadabrador." - }, - { - "id": 327, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 328, - "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 329, - "dialogue": "What do you call a magician who loses his magic?", - "summary": "Ian." - }, - { - "id": 330, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters share their pearls?", - "summary": "Because they\u2019re shellfish." - }, - { - "id": 331, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 332, - "dialogue": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?", - "summary": "Between us, something smells." - }, - { - "id": 333, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", - "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 334, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 335, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 336, - "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", - "summary": "Because they use honey combs." - }, - { - "id": 337, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 338, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 339, - "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", - "summary": "Spoiled milk." - }, - { - "id": 340, - "dialogue": "Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself?", - "summary": "Because it was two tired." - }, - { - "id": 341, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?", - "summary": "A dino-snore." - }, - { - "id": 342, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 343, - "dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", - "summary": "A towel." - }, - { - "id": 344, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 345, - "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", - "summary": "An irrelephant." - }, - { - "id": 346, - "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", - "summary": "Supplies!" - }, - { - "id": 347, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", - "summary": "Because they make up everything." - }, - { - "id": 348, - "dialogue": "What has keys but can\u2019t open locks?", - "summary": "A piano." - }, - { - "id": 349, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", - "summary": "It was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 350, - "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", - "summary": "Nacho cheese." - }, - { - "id": 351, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", - "summary": "Because he was always spotted." - }, - { - "id": 352, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 353, - "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", - "summary": "Igloos it together." - }, - { - "id": 354, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 355, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 356, - "dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", - "summary": "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake." - }, - { - "id": 357, - "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", - "summary": "Roberto." - }, - { - "id": 358, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", - "summary": "Fsh." - }, - { - "id": 359, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 360, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 361, - "dialogue": "What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?", - "summary": "It gets toad away." - }, - { - "id": 362, - "dialogue": "Why are ghosts bad liars?", - "summary": "Because they are too transparent." - }, - { - "id": 363, - "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", - "summary": "A satisfactory." - }, - { - "id": 364, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 365, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", - "summary": "A labracadabrador." - }, - { - "id": 366, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 367, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 368, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 369, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 370, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 371, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 372, - "dialogue": "Let's keep the laughter rolling with more jokes for your dataset:", - "summary": null - }, - { - "id": 373, - "dialogue": "```", - "summary": null - }, - { - "id": 374, - "dialogue": "Why did the math book look so sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 375, - "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", - "summary": "Supplies!" - }, - { - "id": 376, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", - "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 377, - "dialogue": "What has keys but can\u2019t open locks?", - "summary": "A piano." - }, - { - "id": 378, - "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", - "summary": "Nacho cheese." - }, - { - "id": 379, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 380, - "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", - "summary": "An irrelephant." - }, - { - "id": 381, - "dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", - "summary": "A towel." - }, - { - "id": 382, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 383, - "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", - "summary": "Roberto." - }, - { - "id": 384, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", - "summary": "Because they make up everything." - }, - { - "id": 385, - "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", - "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." - }, - { - "id": 386, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 387, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman on a hot day?", - "summary": "A puddle." - }, - { - "id": 388, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A two-knee fish." - }, - { - "id": 389, - "dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", - "summary": "Because every play has a cast." - }, - { - "id": 390, - "dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", - "summary": "Ten tickles." - }, - { - "id": 391, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", - "summary": "Because it was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 392, - "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 393, - "dialogue": "Why did the kid cross the playground?", - "summary": "To get to the other slide." - }, - { - "id": 394, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", - "summary": "A thesaurus." - }, - { - "id": 395, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", - "summary": "Because he was always spotted." - }, - { - "id": 396, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", - "summary": "A labracadabrador." - }, - { - "id": 397, - "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the hospital?", - "summary": "Because it felt crummy." - }, - { - "id": 398, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 399, - "dialogue": "Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?", - "summary": "Because he had no body to go with." - }, - { - "id": 400, - "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 401, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 402, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 403, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 404, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", - "summary": "Because it was two tired." - }, - { - "id": 405, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 406, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 407, - "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 408, - "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", - "summary": "Nothing, it just let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 409, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 410, - "dialogue": "What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?", - "summary": "A Dell Rolling in the Deep." - }, - { - "id": 411, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 412, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 413, - "dialogue": "What did the ocean say to the beach?", - "summary": "Nothing, it just waved." - }, - { - "id": 414, - "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", - "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." - }, - { - "id": 415, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 416, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they\u2019d be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 417, - "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", - "summary": "A satisfactory." - }, - { - "id": 418, - "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", - "summary": "Igloos it together." - }, - { - "id": 419, - "dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sticky?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 420, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 421, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 422, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 423, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", - "summary": "A labracadabrador." - }, - { - "id": 424, - "dialogue": "What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?", - "summary": "This tastes a little funny." - }, - { - "id": 425, - "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", - "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." - }, - { - "id": 426, - "dialogue": "What do you call an academically successful slice of bread?", - "summary": "An honor roll." - }, - { - "id": 427, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 428, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 429, - "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", - "summary": "It got mugged." - }, - { - "id": 430, - "dialogue": "What's the best thing about Switzerland?", - "summary": "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." - }, - { - "id": 431, - "dialogue": "What do you call a man with no body and no nose?", - "summary": "Nobody knows." - }, - { - "id": 432, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", - "summary": "Because it was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 433, - "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", - "summary": "Supplies!" - }, - { - "id": 434, - "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", - "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." - }, - { - "id": 435, - "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", - "summary": "Tweethearts." - }, - { - "id": 436, - "dialogue": "Why do bees hum?", - "summary": "Because they don't know the words." - }, - { - "id": 437, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 438, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", - "summary": "An investi-gator." - }, - { - "id": 439, - "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 440, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 441, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 442, - "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", - "summary": "Look for the fresh prints." - }, - { - "id": 443, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 444, - "dialogue": "Why did the old man fall in the well?", - "summary": "Because he couldn\u2019t see that well." - }, - { - "id": 445, - "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 446, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "Put a little boogey in it." - }, - { - "id": 447, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 448, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 449, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 450, - "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", - "summary": "Dam." - }, - { - "id": 451, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", - "summary": "Because they are shellfish." - }, - { - "id": 452, - "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", - "summary": "Roberto." - }, - { - "id": 453, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic?", - "summary": "A labracadabrador." - }, - { - "id": 454, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 455, - "dialogue": "Why was the bicycle unable to stand up by itself?", - "summary": "It was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 456, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?", - "summary": "A dino-snore." - }, - { - "id": 457, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 458, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato blush?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 459, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", - "summary": "Fsh." - }, - { - "id": 460, - "dialogue": "What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?", - "summary": "Attire\r\n\r\n." - }, - { - "id": 461, - "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", - "summary": "Because they make up everything." - }, - { - "id": 462, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?", - "summary": "Elephino (hell if I know)." - }, - { - "id": 463, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", - "summary": "Because he was always spotted." - }, - { - "id": 464, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 465, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 466, - "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", - "summary": "A satisfactory." - }, - { - "id": 467, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 468, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 469, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 470, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 471, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish that wears a crown?", - "summary": "A king fish." - }, - { - "id": 472, - "dialogue": "What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?", - "summary": "A receding hareline." - }, - { - "id": 473, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", - "summary": "B." - }, - { - "id": 474, - "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", - "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels." - }, - { - "id": 475, - "dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", - "summary": "A cat-astrophe." - }, - { - "id": 476, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", - "summary": "It was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 477, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 478, - "dialogue": "What did one plate say to the other plate?", - "summary": "Dinner is on me." - }, - { - "id": 479, - "dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", - "summary": "Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake." - }, - { - "id": 480, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 481, - "dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", - "summary": "Because she will let it go." - }, - { - "id": 482, - "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", - "summary": "An irrelephant." - }, - { - "id": 483, - "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", - "summary": "Nacho cheese." - }, - { - "id": 484, - "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", - "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." - }, - { - "id": 485, - "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", - "summary": "A satisfactory." - }, - { - "id": 486, - "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", - "summary": "Igloos it together." - }, - { - "id": 487, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 488, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", - "summary": "Because it was two tired." - }, - { - "id": 489, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", - "summary": "A thesaurus." - }, - { - "id": 490, - "dialogue": "Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?", - "summary": "Because they're so good at it." - }, - { - "id": 491, - "dialogue": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?", - "summary": "Between you and me, something smells." - }, - { - "id": 492, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 493, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", - "summary": "A labracadabrador." - }, - { - "id": 494, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 495, - "dialogue": "What has keys but can't open locks?", - "summary": "A piano." - }, - { - "id": 496, - "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", - "summary": "Tweethearts." - }, - { - "id": 497, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 498, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 499, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 500, - "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other?", - "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." - }, - { - "id": 501, - "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", - "summary": "Nacho cheese." - }, - { - "id": 502, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 503, - "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", - "summary": "Roberto." - }, - { - "id": 504, - "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", - "summary": "Spoiled milk." - }, - { - "id": 505, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 506, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 507, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 508, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 509, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 510, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 511, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 512, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 513, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 514, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 515, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 516, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 517, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 518, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 519, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 520, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 521, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 522, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 523, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 524, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 525, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 526, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 527, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 528, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 529, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 530, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 531, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 532, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 533, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 534, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 535, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 536, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 537, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 538, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 539, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 540, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 541, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 542, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 543, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 544, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 545, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 546, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 547, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 548, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 549, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 550, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 551, - "dialogue": "What\r\n\r\n do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 552, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 553, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 554, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 555, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 556, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 557, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 558, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 559, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 560, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 561, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 562, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 563, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 564, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 565, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 566, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 567, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 568, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 569, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 570, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 571, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 572, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 573, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 574, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 575, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 576, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 577, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 578, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 579, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 580, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 581, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 582, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 583, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 584, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 585, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 586, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 587, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 588, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 589, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 590, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 591, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 592, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 593, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 594, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 595, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 596, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 597, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 598, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 599, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 600, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 601, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 602, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 603, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 604, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 605, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 606, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 607, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 608, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 609, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 610, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 611, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 612, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 613, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 614, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 615, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 616, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 617, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 618, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 619, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 620, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 621, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 622, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 623, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 624, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 625, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 626, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 627, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 628, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 629, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 630, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 631, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 632, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 633, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 634, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 635, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 636, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 637, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 638, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 639, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 640, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 641, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "\r\n\r\nTyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 642, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 643, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 644, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 645, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 646, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 647, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 648, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 649, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 650, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 651, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 652, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 653, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 654, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 655, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 656, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 657, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 658, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 659, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 660, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 661, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 662, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 663, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 664, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 665, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 666, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 667, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 668, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 669, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 670, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 671, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 672, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 673, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 674, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 675, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 676, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 677, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 678, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 679, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 680, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 681, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 682, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 683, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 684, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 685, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 686, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 687, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 688, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 689, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 690, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 691, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 692, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 693, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 694, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 695, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 696, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 697, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 698, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 699, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 700, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 701, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 702, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 703, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 704, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 705, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 706, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 707, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 708, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 709, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 710, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 711, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 712, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 713, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 714, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 715, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 716, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 717, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 718, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 719, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 720, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 721, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 722, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 723, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 724, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 725, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 726, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 727, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 728, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 729, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 730, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 731, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 732, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd\r\n\r\n be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 733, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 734, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 735, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 736, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 737, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 738, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 739, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 740, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 741, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 742, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 743, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 744, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 745, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 746, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 747, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 748, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 749, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 750, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 751, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 752, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 753, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 754, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 755, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 756, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 757, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 758, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 759, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 760, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 761, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 762, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 763, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 764, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 765, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 766, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 767, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 768, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 769, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 770, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 771, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 772, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 773, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 774, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 775, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 776, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 777, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 778, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 779, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 780, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 781, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 782, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 783, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 784, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 785, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 786, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 787, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 788, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 789, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 790, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 791, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 792, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 793, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 794, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 795, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 796, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 797, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 798, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 799, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 800, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 801, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 802, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 803, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 804, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 805, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 806, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 807, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 808, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 809, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 810, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 811, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 812, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 813, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 814, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 815, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 816, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 817, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 818, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 819, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 820, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 821, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 822, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 823, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 824, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats\r\n\r\n?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 825, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 826, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 827, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 828, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 829, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 830, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 831, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 832, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 833, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 834, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 835, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 836, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 837, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 838, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 839, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 840, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 841, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 842, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 843, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 844, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 845, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 846, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 847, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 848, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 849, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 850, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 851, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 852, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 853, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 854, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 855, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 856, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 857, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 858, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 859, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 860, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 861, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 862, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 863, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 864, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 865, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 866, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 867, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 868, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 869, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 870, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 871, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 872, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 873, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 874, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 875, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 876, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 877, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 878, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 879, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 880, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 881, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 882, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 883, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 884, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 885, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 886, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 887, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 888, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 889, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 890, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 891, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 892, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 893, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 894, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 895, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 896, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 897, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 898, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 899, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 900, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 901, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 902, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 903, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 904, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 905, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 906, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 907, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 908, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 909, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 910, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 911, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 912, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 913, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 914, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 915, - "dialogue": "Why did the\r\n\r\n picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 916, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 917, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 918, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 919, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 920, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 921, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 922, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 923, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 924, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 925, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 926, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 927, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 928, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 929, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 930, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 931, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 932, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 933, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 934, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 935, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 936, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 937, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 938, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 939, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 940, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 941, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 942, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 943, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 944, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 945, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 946, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 947, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 948, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 949, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 950, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 951, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 952, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 953, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 954, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 955, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 956, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 957, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 958, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 959, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 960, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 961, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 962, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 963, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 964, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 965, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 966, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 967, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 968, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 969, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 970, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 971, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 972, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 973, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 974, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 975, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 976, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 977, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 978, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 979, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 980, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 981, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 982, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 983, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 984, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 985, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 986, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 987, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 988, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 989, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 990, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 991, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 992, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 993, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 994, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 995, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 996, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 997, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 998, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 999, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 1000, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 1001, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 1002, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 1003, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 1004, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 1005, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 1006, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A father fish." - }, - { - "id": 1007, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 1008, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 1009, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 1010, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 1011, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 1012, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 1013, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 1014, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 1015, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 1016, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 1017, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 1018, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 1019, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 1020, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 1021, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 1022, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 1023, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 1024, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 1025, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 1026, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 1027, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 1028, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 1029, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 1030, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 1031, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 1032, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 1033, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 1034, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 1035, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 1036, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 1037, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 1038, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 1039, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 1040, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 1041, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 1042, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 1043, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 1044, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 1045, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 1046, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 1047, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 1048, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 1049, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 1050, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 1051, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 1052, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 1053, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 1054, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 1055, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 1056, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 1057, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 1058, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 1059, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 1060, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 1061, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 1062, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 1063, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 1064, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 1065, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 1066, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 1067, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 1068, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 1069, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 1070, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 1071, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 1072, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 1073, - "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 1074, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 1075, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 1076, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 1077, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 1078, - "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", - "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." - }, - { - "id": 1079, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", - "summary": "An investigator." - }, - { - "id": 1080, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 1081, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", - "summary": "A tunee fish." - }, - { - "id": 1082, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 1083, - "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", - "summary": "A bulldozer." - }, - { - "id": 1084, - "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", - "summary": "He let out a little wine." - }, - { - "id": 1085, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 1086, - "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 1087, - "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", - "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." - }, - { - "id": 1088, - "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", - "summary": "A carrot." - }, - { - "id": 1089, - "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", - "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." - }, - { - "id": 1090, - "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", - "summary": "Because it was framed." - }, - { - "id": 1091, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", - "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." - }, - { - "id": 1092, - "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", - "summary": "They'd crack each other up." - }, - { - "id": 1093, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 1094, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 1095, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", - "summary": "A gummy bear." - }, - { - "id": 1096, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 1097, - "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", - "summary": "A cornfield." - }, - { - "id": 1098, - "dialogue": "did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", - "summary": "Bison." - }, - { - "id": 1099, - "dialogue": "What do you call a magician who loses his magic?", - "summary": "Ian." - }, - { - "id": 1100, - "dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", - "summary": "Because she will let it go." - }, - { - "id": 1101, - "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", - "summary": "Nacho cheese." - }, - { - "id": 1102, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", - "summary": "It was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 1103, - "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", - "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." - }, - { - "id": 1104, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 1105, - "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", - "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants!" - }, - { - "id": 1106, - "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 1107, - "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", - "summary": "Because they make up everything." - }, - { - "id": 1108, - "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", - "summary": "Supplies!" - }, - { - "id": 1109, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 1110, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?", - "summary": "DINO-mite!" - }, - { - "id": 1111, - "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 1112, - "dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", - "summary": "Because every play has a cast." - }, - { - "id": 1113, - "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", - "summary": "Igloos it together." - }, - { - "id": 1114, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", - "summary": "A king fish." - }, - { - "id": 1115, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", - "summary": "It was too tired." - }, - { - "id": 1116, - "dialogue": "What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?", - "summary": "A receding hare-line." - }, - { - "id": 1117, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 1118, - "dialogue": "What's a ghost's favorite dessert?", - "summary": "Boo-berry pie." - }, - { - "id": 1119, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", - "summary": "Because he was always spotted." - }, - { - "id": 1120, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", - "summary": "A labracadabrador." - }, - { - "id": 1121, - "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", - "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." - }, - { - "id": 1122, - "dialogue": "What did the zero say to the eight?", - "summary": "Nice belt!" - }, - { - "id": 1123, - "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", - "summary": "A satisfactory." - }, - { - "id": 1124, - "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", - "summary": "Because they use honeycombs." - }, - { - "id": 1125, - "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", - "summary": "An irrelephant." - }, - { - "id": 1126, - "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", - "summary": "You planet." - }, - { - "id": 1127, - "dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", - "summary": "A cat-astrophe." - }, - { - "id": 1128, - "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", - "summary": "Because it felt crummy." - }, - { - "id": 1129, - "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", - "summary": "Spoiled milk." - }, - { - "id": 1130, - "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", - "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." - }, - { - "id": 1131, - "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", - "summary": "Tooth-hurty." - }, - { - "id": 1132, - "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", - "summary": "An investi-gator." - }, - { - "id": 1133, - "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", - "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." - }, - { - "id": 1134, - "dialogue": "What kind of tree fits in your hand?", - "summary": "A palm tree." - }, - { - "id": 1135, - "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", - "summary": "An impasta." - }, - { - "id": 1136, - "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?", - "summary": "Because it lost its bearings." - }, - { - "id": 1137, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", - "summary": "An abdominal snowman." - }, - { - "id": 1138, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", - "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 1139, - "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", - "summary": "A meowtain." - }, - { - "id": 1140, - "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", - "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." - }, - { - "id": 1141, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", - "summary": "B." - }, - { - "id": 1142, - "dialogue": "Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?", - "summary": "Because then it would be a foot." - }, - { - "id": 1143, - "dialogue": "What has keys but can't open locks?", - "summary": "A piano." - }, - { - "id": 1144, - "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", - "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." - }, - { - "id": 1145, - "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", - "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." - }, - { - "id": 1146, - "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", - "summary": "Tweethearts." - }, - { - "id": 1147, - "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", - "summary": "They don't have the guts." - }, - { - "id": 1148, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 1149, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?", - "summary": "A dino-snore." - }, - { - "id": 1150, - "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", - "summary": "Because it was two-tired." - }, - { - "id": 1151, - "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", - "summary": "Dam." - }, - { - "id": 1152, - "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", - "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." - }, - { - "id": 1153, - "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", - "summary": "A satisfactory." - }, - { - "id": 1154, - "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", - "summary": "It got mugged." - }, - { - "id": 1155, - "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", - "summary": "A waist of time." - }, - { - "id": 1156, - "dialogue": "Why did the cookie cry?", - "summary": "Because his father was a wafer so long." - }, - { - "id": 1157, - "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", - "summary": "Roberto." - }, - { - "id": 1158, - "dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", - "summary": "Because he got a hole in one." - }, - { - "id": 1159, - "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", - "summary": "A labracadabrador." - }, - { - "id": 1160, - "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", - "summary": "Nacho cheese." - }, - { - "id": 1161, - "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", - "summary": "A puddle." - }, - { - "id": 1162, - "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", - "summary": "Because it had too many problems." - }, - { - "id": 1163, - "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", - "summary": "Frostbite." - }, - { - "id": 1164, - "dialogue": "Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?", - "summary": "So he could have sweet dreams." - }, - { - "id": 1165, - "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no socks on?", - "summary": "Bare-foot." - }, - { - "id": 1166, - "dialogue": "What do you call a lemon that\u2019s an astronaut?", - "summary": "A lemonaut." - }, - { - "id": 1167, - "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", - "summary": "Because they might peel." - }, - { - "id": 1168, - "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn\u2019t come back?", - "summary": "A stick." - }, - { - "id": 1169, - "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", - "summary": "Because they are shellfish." - } -] \ No newline at end of file