[ { "id": 0, "dialogue": "Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm?", "summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk." }, { "id": 1, "dialogue": "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.", "summary": "She gave me a hug immediately." }, { "id": 2, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 3, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 4, "dialogue": "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.", "summary": "It's impossible to put down!" }, { "id": 5, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." }, { "id": 6, "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." }, { "id": 7, "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", "summary": "Nacho cheese." }, { "id": 8, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", "summary": "It was two-tired." }, { "id": 9, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 10, "dialogue": "Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?", "summary": "Because then they'd be bagels." }, { "id": 11, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 12, "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", "summary": "You planet." }, { "id": 13, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 14, "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", "summary": "Spoiled milk." }, { "id": 15, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 16, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 17, "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", "summary": "Igloos it together." }, { "id": 18, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 19, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", "summary": "A thesaurus." }, { "id": 20, "dialogue": "What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s least favorite room in the house?", "summary": "The living room." }, { "id": 21, "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", "summary": "Because they use honeycombs." }, { "id": 22, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 23, "dialogue": "What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?", "summary": "Pop." }, { "id": 24, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 25, "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 26, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", "summary": "It was two-tired." }, { "id": 27, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 28, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." }, { "id": 29, "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", "summary": "It got mugged." }, { "id": 30, "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 31, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 32, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 33, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 34, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." }, { "id": 35, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 36, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 37, "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." }, { "id": 38, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 39, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 40, "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." }, { "id": 41, "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", "summary": "Because they make up everything." }, { "id": 42, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", "summary": "Fsh." }, { "id": 43, "dialogue": "Why can\u2019t you give Elsa a balloon?", "summary": "Because she will let it go." }, { "id": 44, "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", "summary": "An irrelephant." }, { "id": 45, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 46, "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", "summary": "Roberto." }, { "id": 47, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 48, "dialogue": "What do you call cheese by itself?", "summary": "Provolone." }, { "id": 49, "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", "summary": "Supplies!" }, { "id": 50, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 51, "dialogue": "Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself?", "summary": "It was two tired." }, { "id": 52, "dialogue": "What did one toilet say to the other?", "summary": "You look a bit flushed." }, { "id": 53, "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 54, "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won\u2019t come back?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 55, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." }, { "id": 56, "dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", "summary": "Ten tickles." }, { "id": 57, "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 58, "dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sounds like a bell?", "summary": "Dung." }, { "id": 59, "dialogue": "Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?", "summary": "He wanted to see time fly." }, { "id": 60, "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", "summary": "A labracadabrador." }, { "id": 61, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 62, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", "summary": "It was two-tired." }, { "id": 63, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 64, "dialogue": "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?", "summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." }, { "id": 65, "dialogue": "What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?", "summary": "Yellow!" }, { "id": 66, "dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", "summary": "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake." }, { "id": 67, "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", "summary": "A satisfactory." }, { "id": 68, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 69, "dialogue": "What do you call an astronaut\u2019s favorite place on a computer?", "summary": "The space bar." }, { "id": 70, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", "summary": "Because he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 71, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made of watches?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 72, "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", "summary": "Look for fresh prints." }, { "id": 73, "dialogue": "Why can\u2019t a nose be 12 inches long?", "summary": "Because then it would be a foot." }, { "id": 74, "dialogue": "What has teeth but can\u2019t bite?", "summary": "A comb." }, { "id": 75, "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", "summary": "A labracadabrador." }, { "id": 76, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", "summary": "Because it was two-tired." }, { "id": 77, "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", "summary": "Dam." }, { "id": 78, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." }, { "id": 79, "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", "summary": "Nacho cheese." }, { "id": 80, "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 81, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 82, "dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sticky?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 83, "dialogue": "What happens to a frog\u2019s car when it breaks down?", "summary": "It gets toad away." }, { "id": 84, "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." }, { "id": 85, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman on a hot day?", "summary": "Puddle." }, { "id": 86, "dialogue": "What did one elevator say to the other elevator?", "summary": "I think I'm coming down with something!" }, { "id": 87, "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." }, { "id": 88, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", "summary": "A thesaurus." }, { "id": 89, "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", "summary": "Igloos it together." }, { "id": 90, "dialogue": "What do you give a sick bird?", "summary": "Tweetment." }, { "id": 91, "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", "summary": "Because it felt crummy." }, { "id": 92, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", "summary": "B." }, { "id": 93, "dialogue": "What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s least favorite room?", "summary": "The living room." }, { "id": 94, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 95, "dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", "summary": "A cat-astrophe." }, { "id": 96, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." }, { "id": 97, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 98, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 99, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", "summary": "A meowntain." }, { "id": 100, "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." }, { "id": 101, "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 102, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 103, "dialogue": "What's the best thing about Switzerland?", "summary": "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." }, { "id": 104, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", "summary": "An investi-gator." }, { "id": 105, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", "summary": "It was two tired." }, { "id": 106, "dialogue": "What did one ocean say to the other ocean?", "summary": "Nothing, they just waved." }, { "id": 107, "dialogue": "Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?", "summary": "Because they're a fungi." }, { "id": 108, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 109, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 110, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 111, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 112, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 113, "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", "summary": "Supplies!" }, { "id": 114, "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", "summary": "Because they make up everything." }, { "id": 115, "dialogue": "Why did the chicken go to the s\u00e9ance?", "summary": "To talk to the other side." }, { "id": 116, "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", "summary": "Igloos it together." }, { "id": 117, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 118, "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 119, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 120, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 121, "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 122, "dialogue": "What did the 0 say to the 8?", "summary": "Nice belt!" }, { "id": 123, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 124, "dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", "summary": "Ten-tickles." }, { "id": 125, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 126, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", "summary": "It was two-tired." }, { "id": 127, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 128, "dialogue": "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?", "summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." }, { "id": 129, "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic?", "summary": "A labracadabrador." }, { "id": 130, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 131, "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 132, "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", "summary": "It got mugged." }, { "id": 133, "dialogue": "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?", "summary": "Snowballs." }, { "id": 134, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle stand by itself?", "summary": "It was two-tired." }, { "id": 135, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 136, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", "summary": "Because he was always spotted." }, { "id": 137, "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", "summary": "You look for fresh prints." }, { "id": 138, "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", "summary": "Because they might peel." }, { "id": 139, "dialogue": "What do you call a computer that sings?", "summary": "A-Dell." }, { "id": 140, "dialogue": "Why was the broom late?", "summary": "It over swept." }, { "id": 141, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 142, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 143, "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", "summary": "Nothing, but it let out a little wine." }, { "id": 144, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 145, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 146, "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels." }, { "id": 147, "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", "summary": "Roberto." }, { "id": 148, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", "summary": "A puddle." }, { "id": 149, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 150, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", "summary": "A thesaurus." }, { "id": 151, "dialogue": "What do you call an illegally parked frog?", "summary": "Toad." }, { "id": 152, "dialogue": "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?", "summary": "Because he wanted to go to high school." }, { "id": 153, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", "summary": "A king fish." }, { "id": 154, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 155, "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", "summary": "A satisfactory." }, { "id": 156, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 157, "dialogue": "What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?", "summary": "Every morning you'll rise and shine!" }, { "id": 158, "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", "summary": "Tooth-hurty." }, { "id": 159, "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 160, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 161, "dialogue": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?", "summary": "A nervous wreck." }, { "id": 162, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 163, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", "summary": "Because it was two tired." }, { "id": 164, "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", "summary": "A labracadabrador." }, { "id": 165, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a boogie in it." }, { "id": 166, "dialogue": "Why did the math book look so sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 167, "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", "summary": "Nacho cheese." }, { "id": 168, "dialogue": "What did one toilet say to the other toilet?", "summary": "You look flushed." }, { "id": 169, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 170, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 171, "dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", "summary": "A towel." }, { "id": 172, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 173, "dialogue": "Why was the belt sent to jail?", "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." }, { "id": 174, "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", "summary": "Roberto." }, { "id": 175, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", "summary": "Because it was two-tired." }, { "id": 176, "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", "summary": "Dam." }, { "id": 177, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A two-knee fish." }, { "id": 178, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 179, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb up a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 180, "dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", "summary": "Because she will let it go." }, { "id": 181, "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", "summary": "Spoiled milk." }, { "id": 182, "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", "summary": "Because they make up everything." }, { "id": 183, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 184, "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", "summary": "Igloos it together." }, { "id": 185, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 186, "dialogue": "What has one head, one foot, and four legs?", "summary": "A bed." }, { "id": 187, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", "summary": "A thesaurus." }, { "id": 188, "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", "summary": "Because it felt crummy." }, { "id": 189, "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 190, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 191, "dialogue": "Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?", "summary": "Because they're a fungi." }, { "id": 192, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", "summary": "It was two tired." }, { "id": 193, "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", "summary": "A labracadabrador." }, { "id": 194, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 195, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made of watches?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 196, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 197, "dialogue": "What did the zero say to the eight?", "summary": "Nice belt!" }, { "id": 198, "dialogue": "Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?", "summary": "To go with the traffic jam." }, { "id": 199, "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 200, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 201, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 202, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 203, "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", "summary": "It got mugged." }, { "id": 204, "dialogue": "What's a computer\u2019s favorite snack?", "summary": "Computer chips." }, { "id": 205, "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?", "summary": "An irrelephant." }, { "id": 206, "dialogue": "Why was the computer cold?", "summary": "It left its Windows open." }, { "id": 207, "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." }, { "id": 208, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 209, "dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", "summary": "Because every play has a cast." }, { "id": 210, "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", "summary": "You planet." }, { "id": 211, "dialogue": "What do you call a singing laptop?", "summary": "A Dell." }, { "id": 212, "dialogue": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat?", "summary": "Because someone is always sitting on the deck." }, { "id": 213, "dialogue": "What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?", "summary": "An orca-stra." }, { "id": 214, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?", "summary": "They have no body to go with." }, { "id": 215, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 216, "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." }, { "id": 217, "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", "summary": "Tweethearts." }, { "id": 218, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", "summary": "Because they are shellfish." }, { "id": 219, "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 220, "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", "summary": "Because they use honeycombs." }, { "id": 221, "dialogue": "What do you call an avocado that\u2019s been blessed?", "summary": "Holy guacamole." }, { "id": 222, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 223, "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", "summary": "Supplies!" }, { "id": 224, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms anymore?", "summary": "Because they make up everything." }, { "id": 225, "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", "summary": "I\u2019ll meet you at the corner." }, { "id": 226, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 227, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 228, "dialogue": "What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?", "summary": "Sneakers." }, { "id": 229, "dialogue": "Why was the strawberry sad?", "summary": "Because his parents were in a jam." }, { "id": 230, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 231, "dialogue": "Why do bicycles fall over?", "summary": "Because they are two-tired." }, { "id": 232, "dialogue": "What did the ocean say to the beach?", "summary": "Nothing, it just waved." }, { "id": 233, "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", "summary": "Because they might peel." }, { "id": 234, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 235, "dialogue": "How do you make a Kleenex dance?", "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 236, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 237, "dialogue": "What did the fisherman say to the magician?", "summary": "Pick a cod, any cod." }, { "id": 238, "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 239, "dialogue": "Why was the math book always worried?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 240, "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", "summary": "A satisfactory." }, { "id": 241, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 242, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 243, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 244, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 245, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 246, "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", "summary": "You planet." }, { "id": 247, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 248, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 249, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 250, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", "summary": "It was two tired." }, { "id": 251, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 252, "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?", "summary": "Because they might peel." }, { "id": 253, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 254, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 255, "dialogue": "What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?", "summary": "Prime mates." }, { "id": 256, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", "summary": "Because he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 257, "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 258, "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." }, { "id": 259, "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 260, "dialogue": "Why do bees hum?", "summary": "Because they don't know the words." }, { "id": 261, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 262, "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", "summary": "Nacho cheese." }, { "id": 263, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", "summary": "Because he was always spotted." }, { "id": 264, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", "summary": "Fsh." }, { "id": 265, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 266, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 267, "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", "summary": "Igloos it together." }, { "id": 268, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 269, "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", "summary": "Roberto." }, { "id": 270, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", "summary": "It was two-tired." }, { "id": 271, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 272, "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", "summary": "It got mugged." }, { "id": 273, "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", "summary": "Nothing, it just let out a little wine." }, { "id": 274, "dialogue": "Why did the can crusher quit his job?", "summary": "Because it was soda pressing." }, { "id": 275, "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", "summary": "A labracadabrador." }, { "id": 276, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 277, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 278, "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", "summary": "Tooth-hurty." }, { "id": 279, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", "summary": "Because it was two tired." }, { "id": 280, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." }, { "id": 281, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 282, "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", "summary": "Because of all its problems." }, { "id": 283, "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", "summary": "Supplies!" }, { "id": 284, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", "summary": "Because they make up everything." }, { "id": 285, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", "summary": "B." }, { "id": 286, "dialogue": "Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?", "summary": "Because the 'P' is silent." }, { "id": 287, "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", "summary": "An irrelephant." }, { "id": 288, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", "summary": "Because it was two-tired." }, { "id": 289, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 290, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 291, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", "summary": "A king fish." }, { "id": 292, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 293, "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 294, "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", "summary": "It got mugged." }, { "id": 295, "dialogue": "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?", "summary": "Snowballs." }, { "id": 296, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle stand by itself?", "summary": "It was two-tired." }, { "id": 297, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 298, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", "summary": "Because he was always spotted." }, { "id": 299, "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", "summary": "You look for fresh prints." }, { "id": 300, "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", "summary": "Because they might peel." }, { "id": 301, "dialogue": "What do you call a computer that sings?", "summary": "A-Dell." }, { "id": 302, "dialogue": "Why was the broom late?", "summary": "It over swept." }, { "id": 303, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 304, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 305, "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", "summary": "Nothing, but it let out a little wine." }, { "id": 306, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 307, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 308, "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels." }, { "id": 309, "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", "summary": "Roberto." }, { "id": 310, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", "summary": "A puddle." }, { "id": 311, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 312, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", "summary": "A thesaurus." }, { "id": 313, "dialogue": "What do you call an illegally parked frog?", "summary": "Toad." }, { "id": 314, "dialogue": "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?", "summary": "Because he wanted to go to high school." }, { "id": 315, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", "summary": "A king fish." }, { "id": 316, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 317, "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", "summary": "A satisfactory." }, { "id": 318, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 319, "dialogue": "What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?", "summary": "Every morning you'll rise and shine!" }, { "id": 320, "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", "summary": "Tooth-hurty." }, { "id": 321, "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 322, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 323, "dialogue": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?", "summary": "A nervous wreck." }, { "id": 324, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 325, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", "summary": "Because it was two tired." }, { "id": 326, "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", "summary": "A labracadabrador." }, { "id": 327, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a boogie in it." }, { "id": 328, "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 329, "dialogue": "What do you call a magician who loses his magic?", "summary": "Ian." }, { "id": 330, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters share their pearls?", "summary": "Because they\u2019re shellfish." }, { "id": 331, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 332, "dialogue": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?", "summary": "Between us, something smells." }, { "id": 333, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." }, { "id": 334, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 335, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 336, "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", "summary": "Because they use honey combs." }, { "id": 337, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 338, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 339, "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", "summary": "Spoiled milk." }, { "id": 340, "dialogue": "Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself?", "summary": "Because it was two tired." }, { "id": 341, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?", "summary": "A dino-snore." }, { "id": 342, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 343, "dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", "summary": "A towel." }, { "id": 344, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 345, "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", "summary": "An irrelephant." }, { "id": 346, "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", "summary": "Supplies!" }, { "id": 347, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", "summary": "Because they make up everything." }, { "id": 348, "dialogue": "What has keys but can\u2019t open locks?", "summary": "A piano." }, { "id": 349, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", "summary": "It was two-tired." }, { "id": 350, "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", "summary": "Nacho cheese." }, { "id": 351, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", "summary": "Because he was always spotted." }, { "id": 352, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 353, "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", "summary": "Igloos it together." }, { "id": 354, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 355, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." }, { "id": 356, "dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", "summary": "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake." }, { "id": 357, "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", "summary": "Roberto." }, { "id": 358, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", "summary": "Fsh." }, { "id": 359, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 360, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 361, "dialogue": "What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?", "summary": "It gets toad away." }, { "id": 362, "dialogue": "Why are ghosts bad liars?", "summary": "Because they are too transparent." }, { "id": 363, "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", "summary": "A satisfactory." }, { "id": 364, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 365, "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", "summary": "A labracadabrador." }, { "id": 366, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 367, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 368, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 369, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 370, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 371, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 372, "dialogue": "Why did the math book look so sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 373, "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", "summary": "Supplies!" }, { "id": 374, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." }, { "id": 375, "dialogue": "What has keys but can\u2019t open locks?", "summary": "A piano." }, { "id": 376, "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", "summary": "Nacho cheese." }, { "id": 377, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 378, "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", "summary": "An irrelephant." }, { "id": 379, "dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", "summary": "A towel." }, { "id": 380, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 381, "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", "summary": "Roberto." }, { "id": 382, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", "summary": "Because they make up everything." }, { "id": 383, "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." }, { "id": 384, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 385, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman on a hot day?", "summary": "A puddle." }, { "id": 386, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A two-knee fish." }, { "id": 387, "dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", "summary": "Because every play has a cast." }, { "id": 388, "dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", "summary": "Ten tickles." }, { "id": 389, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", "summary": "Because it was two-tired." }, { "id": 390, "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 391, "dialogue": "Why did the kid cross the playground?", "summary": "To get to the other slide." }, { "id": 392, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", "summary": "A thesaurus." }, { "id": 393, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", "summary": "Because he was always spotted." }, { "id": 394, "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", "summary": "A labracadabrador." }, { "id": 395, "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the hospital?", "summary": "Because it felt crummy." }, { "id": 396, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 397, "dialogue": "Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?", "summary": "Because he had no body to go with." }, { "id": 398, "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 399, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." }, { "id": 400, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 401, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 402, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", "summary": "Because it was two tired." }, { "id": 403, "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 404, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 405, "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 406, "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", "summary": "Nothing, it just let out a little wine." }, { "id": 407, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 408, "dialogue": "What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?", "summary": "A Dell Rolling in the Deep." }, { "id": 409, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 410, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 411, "dialogue": "What did the ocean say to the beach?", "summary": "Nothing, it just waved." }, { "id": 412, "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." }, { "id": 413, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 414, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they\u2019d be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 415, "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", "summary": "A satisfactory." }, { "id": 416, "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", "summary": "Igloos it together." }, { "id": 417, "dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sticky?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 418, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 419, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 420, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 421, "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", "summary": "A labracadabrador." }, { "id": 422, "dialogue": "What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?", "summary": "This tastes a little funny." }, { "id": 423, "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." }, { "id": 424, "dialogue": "What do you call an academically successful slice of bread?", "summary": "An honor roll." }, { "id": 425, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 426, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 427, "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", "summary": "It got mugged." }, { "id": 428, "dialogue": "What's the best thing about Switzerland?", "summary": "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." }, { "id": 429, "dialogue": "What do you call a man with no body and no nose?", "summary": "Nobody knows." }, { "id": 430, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", "summary": "Because it was two-tired." }, { "id": 431, "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", "summary": "Supplies!" }, { "id": 432, "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." }, { "id": 433, "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", "summary": "Tweethearts." }, { "id": 434, "dialogue": "Why do bees hum?", "summary": "Because they don't know the words." }, { "id": 435, "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 436, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", "summary": "An investi-gator." }, { "id": 437, "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 438, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 439, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 440, "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", "summary": "Look for the fresh prints." }, { "id": 441, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 442, "dialogue": "Why did the old man fall in the well?", "summary": "Because he couldn\u2019t see that well." }, { "id": 443, "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 444, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "Put a little boogey in it." }, { "id": 445, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 446, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 447, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 448, "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", "summary": "Dam." }, { "id": 449, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", "summary": "Because they are shellfish." }, { "id": 450, "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", "summary": "Roberto." }, { "id": 451, "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic?", "summary": "A labracadabrador." }, { "id": 452, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 453, "dialogue": "Why was the bicycle unable to stand up by itself?", "summary": "It was two-tired." }, { "id": 454, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?", "summary": "A dino-snore." }, { "id": 455, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 456, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato blush?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 457, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", "summary": "Fsh." }, { "id": 458, "dialogue": "What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?", "summary": "Attire." }, { "id": 459, "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", "summary": "Because they make up everything." }, { "id": 460, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?", "summary": "Elephino (hell if I know)." }, { "id": 461, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", "summary": "Because he was always spotted." }, { "id": 462, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 463, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 464, "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", "summary": "A satisfactory." }, { "id": 465, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 466, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 467, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 468, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 469, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish that wears a crown?", "summary": "A king fish." }, { "id": 470, "dialogue": "What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?", "summary": "A receding hareline." }, { "id": 471, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", "summary": "B." }, { "id": 472, "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels." }, { "id": 473, "dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", "summary": "A cat-astrophe." }, { "id": 474, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", "summary": "It was two-tired." }, { "id": 475, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 476, "dialogue": "What did one plate say to the other plate?", "summary": "Dinner is on me." }, { "id": 477, "dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", "summary": "Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake." }, { "id": 478, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 479, "dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", "summary": "Because she will let it go." }, { "id": 480, "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", "summary": "An irrelephant." }, { "id": 481, "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", "summary": "Nacho cheese." }, { "id": 482, "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." }, { "id": 483, "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", "summary": "A satisfactory." }, { "id": 484, "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", "summary": "Igloos it together." }, { "id": 485, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 486, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", "summary": "Because it was two tired." }, { "id": 487, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", "summary": "A thesaurus." }, { "id": 488, "dialogue": "Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?", "summary": "Because they're so good at it." }, { "id": 489, "dialogue": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?", "summary": "Between you and me, something smells." }, { "id": 490, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 491, "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", "summary": "A labracadabrador." }, { "id": 492, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 493, "dialogue": "What has keys but can't open locks?", "summary": "A piano." }, { "id": 494, "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", "summary": "Tweethearts." }, { "id": 495, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 496, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 497, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 498, "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other?", "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." }, { "id": 499, "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", "summary": "Nacho cheese." }, { "id": 500, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 501, "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", "summary": "Roberto." }, { "id": 502, "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", "summary": "Spoiled milk." }, { "id": 503, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 504, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 505, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 506, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 507, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 508, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 509, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 510, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 511, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 512, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 513, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 514, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 515, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 516, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 517, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 518, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 519, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 520, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 521, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 522, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 523, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 524, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 525, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 526, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 527, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 528, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 529, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 530, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 531, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 532, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 533, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 534, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 535, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 536, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 537, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 538, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 539, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 540, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 541, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 542, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 543, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 544, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 545, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 546, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 547, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 548, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 549, "dialogue": "Whatdo you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 550, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 551, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 552, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 553, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 554, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 555, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 556, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 557, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 558, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 559, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 560, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 561, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 562, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 563, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 564, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 565, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 566, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 567, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 568, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 569, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 570, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 571, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 572, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 573, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 574, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 575, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 576, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 577, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 578, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 579, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 580, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 581, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 582, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 583, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 584, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 585, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 586, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 587, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 588, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 589, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 590, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 591, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 592, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 593, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 594, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 595, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 596, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 597, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 598, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 599, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 600, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 601, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 602, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 603, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 604, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 605, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 606, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 607, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 608, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 609, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 610, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 611, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 612, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 613, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 614, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 615, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 616, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 617, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 618, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 619, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 620, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 621, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 622, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 623, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 624, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 625, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 626, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 627, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 628, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 629, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 630, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 631, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 632, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 633, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 634, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 635, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 636, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 637, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 638, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 639, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 640, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 641, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 642, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 643, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 644, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 645, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 646, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 647, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 648, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 649, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 650, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 651, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 652, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 653, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 654, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 655, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 656, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 657, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 658, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 659, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 660, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 661, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 662, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 663, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 664, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 665, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 666, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 667, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 668, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 669, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 670, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 671, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 672, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 673, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 674, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 675, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 676, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 677, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 678, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 679, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 680, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 681, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 682, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 683, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 684, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 685, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 686, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 687, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 688, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 689, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 690, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 691, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 692, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 693, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 694, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 695, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 696, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 697, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 698, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 699, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 700, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 701, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 702, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 703, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 704, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 705, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 706, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 707, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 708, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 709, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 710, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 711, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 712, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 713, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 714, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 715, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 716, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 717, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 718, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 719, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 720, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 721, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 722, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 723, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 724, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 725, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 726, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 727, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 728, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 729, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 730, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 731, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 732, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 733, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 734, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 735, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 736, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 737, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 738, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 739, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 740, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 741, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 742, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 743, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 744, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 745, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 746, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 747, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 748, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 749, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 750, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 751, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 752, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 753, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 754, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 755, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 756, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 757, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 758, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 759, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 760, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 761, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 762, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 763, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 764, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 765, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 766, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 767, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 768, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 769, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 770, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 771, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 772, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 773, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 774, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 775, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 776, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 777, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 778, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 779, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 780, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 781, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 782, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 783, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 784, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 785, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 786, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 787, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 788, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 789, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 790, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 791, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 792, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 793, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 794, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 795, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 796, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 797, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 798, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 799, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 800, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 801, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 802, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 803, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 804, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 805, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 806, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 807, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 808, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 809, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 810, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 811, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 812, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 813, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 814, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 815, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 816, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 817, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 818, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 819, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 820, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 821, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 822, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 823, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 824, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 825, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 826, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 827, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 828, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 829, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 830, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 831, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 832, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 833, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 834, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 835, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 836, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 837, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 838, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 839, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 840, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 841, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 842, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 843, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 844, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 845, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 846, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 847, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 848, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 849, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 850, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 851, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 852, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 853, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 854, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 855, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 856, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 857, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 858, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 859, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 860, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie 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cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 871, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 872, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 873, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 874, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 875, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 876, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 877, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 878, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 879, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 880, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 881, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 882, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 883, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 884, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 885, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 886, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 887, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 888, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 889, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 890, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 891, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 892, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 893, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 894, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 895, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 896, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 897, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 898, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 899, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 900, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 901, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 902, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 903, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 904, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 905, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 906, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 907, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 908, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 909, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 910, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 911, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 912, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 913, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 914, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 915, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 916, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 917, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 918, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 919, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 920, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 921, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 922, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 923, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 924, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 925, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 926, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 927, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 928, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 929, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 930, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 931, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 932, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 933, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 934, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 935, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 936, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 937, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 938, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 939, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 940, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 941, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 942, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 943, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 944, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 945, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 946, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 947, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 948, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 949, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 950, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 951, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 952, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 953, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 954, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 955, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 956, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 957, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 958, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 959, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 960, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 961, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 962, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 963, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 964, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 965, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 966, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 967, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 968, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 969, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 970, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 971, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 972, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 973, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 974, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 975, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 976, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 977, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 978, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 979, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 980, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 981, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 982, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 983, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 984, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 985, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 986, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 987, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 988, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 989, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 990, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 991, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 992, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 993, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 994, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 995, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 996, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 997, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 998, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 999, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 1000, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 1001, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 1002, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 1003, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 1004, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A father fish." }, { "id": 1005, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 1006, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 1007, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 1008, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 1009, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 1010, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 1011, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 1012, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 1013, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 1014, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 1015, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 1016, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 1017, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 1018, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 1019, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 1020, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 1021, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 1022, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 1023, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 1024, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 1025, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 1026, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 1027, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 1028, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 1029, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 1030, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 1031, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 1032, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 1033, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 1034, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 1035, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 1036, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 1037, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 1038, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 1039, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 1040, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 1041, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 1042, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 1043, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 1044, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 1045, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 1046, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 1047, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 1048, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 1049, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 1050, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 1051, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 1052, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 1053, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 1054, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 1055, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 1056, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 1057, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 1058, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 1059, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 1060, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 1061, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 1062, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 1063, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 1064, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 1065, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 1066, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 1067, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 1068, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 1069, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 1070, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 1071, "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 1072, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 1073, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 1074, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 1075, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 1076, "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." }, { "id": 1077, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", "summary": "An investigator." }, { "id": 1078, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 1079, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", "summary": "A tunee fish." }, { "id": 1080, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 1081, "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", "summary": "A bulldozer." }, { "id": 1082, "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", "summary": "He let out a little wine." }, { "id": 1083, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 1084, "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 1085, "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." }, { "id": 1086, "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", "summary": "A carrot." }, { "id": 1087, "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." }, { "id": 1088, "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", "summary": "Because it was framed." }, { "id": 1089, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." }, { "id": 1090, "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", "summary": "They'd crack each other up." }, { "id": 1091, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 1092, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 1093, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", "summary": "A gummy bear." }, { "id": 1094, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 1095, "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", "summary": "A cornfield." }, { "id": 1096, "dialogue": "did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", "summary": "Bison." }, { "id": 1097, "dialogue": "What do you call a magician who loses his magic?", "summary": "Ian." }, { "id": 1098, "dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", "summary": "Because she will let it go." }, { "id": 1099, "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", "summary": "Nacho cheese." }, { "id": 1100, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", "summary": "It was two-tired." }, { "id": 1101, "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." }, { "id": 1102, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 1103, "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants!" }, { "id": 1104, "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 1105, "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", "summary": "Because they make up everything." }, { "id": 1106, "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", "summary": "Supplies!" }, { "id": 1107, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 1108, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?", "summary": "DINO-mite!" }, { "id": 1109, "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 1110, "dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", "summary": "Because every play has a cast." }, { "id": 1111, "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", "summary": "Igloos it together." }, { "id": 1112, "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", "summary": "A king fish." }, { "id": 1113, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", "summary": "It was too tired." }, { "id": 1114, "dialogue": "What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?", "summary": "A receding hare-line." }, { "id": 1115, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 1116, "dialogue": "What's a ghost's favorite dessert?", "summary": "Boo-berry pie." }, { "id": 1117, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", "summary": "Because he was always spotted." }, { "id": 1118, "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", "summary": "A labracadabrador." }, { "id": 1119, "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." }, { "id": 1120, "dialogue": "What did the zero say to the eight?", "summary": "Nice belt!" }, { "id": 1121, "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", "summary": "A satisfactory." }, { "id": 1122, "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", "summary": "Because they use honeycombs." }, { "id": 1123, "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", "summary": "An irrelephant." }, { "id": 1124, "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", "summary": "You planet." }, { "id": 1125, "dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", "summary": "A cat-astrophe." }, { "id": 1126, "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", "summary": "Because it felt crummy." }, { "id": 1127, "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", "summary": "Spoiled milk." }, { "id": 1128, "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." }, { "id": 1129, "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", "summary": "Tooth-hurty." }, { "id": 1130, "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", "summary": "An investi-gator." }, { "id": 1131, "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." }, { "id": 1132, "dialogue": "What kind of tree fits in your hand?", "summary": "A palm tree." }, { "id": 1133, "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", "summary": "An impasta." }, { "id": 1134, "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?", "summary": "Because it lost its bearings." }, { "id": 1135, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", "summary": "An abdominal snowman." }, { "id": 1136, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 1137, "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", "summary": "A meowtain." }, { "id": 1138, "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." }, { "id": 1139, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", "summary": "B." }, { "id": 1140, "dialogue": "Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?", "summary": "Because then it would be a foot." }, { "id": 1141, "dialogue": "What has keys but can't open locks?", "summary": "A piano." }, { "id": 1142, "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." }, { "id": 1143, "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." }, { "id": 1144, "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", "summary": "Tweethearts." }, { "id": 1145, "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", "summary": "They don't have the guts." }, { "id": 1146, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 1147, "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?", "summary": "A dino-snore." }, { "id": 1148, "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", "summary": "Because it was two-tired." }, { "id": 1149, "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", "summary": "Dam." }, { "id": 1150, "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." }, { "id": 1151, "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", "summary": "A satisfactory." }, { "id": 1152, "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", "summary": "It got mugged." }, { "id": 1153, "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", "summary": "A waist of time." }, { "id": 1154, "dialogue": "Why did the cookie cry?", "summary": "Because his father was a wafer so long." }, { "id": 1155, "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", "summary": "Roberto." }, { "id": 1156, "dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", "summary": "Because he got a hole in one." }, { "id": 1157, "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", "summary": "A labracadabrador." }, { "id": 1158, "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", "summary": "Nacho cheese." }, { "id": 1159, "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", "summary": "A puddle." }, { "id": 1160, "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", "summary": "Because it had too many problems." }, { "id": 1161, "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", "summary": "Frostbite." }, { "id": 1162, "dialogue": "Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?", "summary": "So he could have sweet dreams." }, { "id": 1163, "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no socks on?", "summary": "Bare-foot." }, { "id": 1164, "dialogue": "What do you call a lemon that\u2019s an astronaut?", "summary": "A lemonaut." }, { "id": 1165, "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", "summary": "Because they might peel." }, { "id": 1166, "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn\u2019t come back?", "summary": "A stick." }, { "id": 1167, "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", "summary": "Because they are shellfish." } ]