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200 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
201 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
202 | Put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
203 | It got mugged. | Why did the coffee file a police report? |
204 | Computer chips. | What's a computer’s favorite snack? |
205 | An irrelephant. | What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? |
206 | It left its Windows open. | Why was the computer cold? |
207 | For holding up a pair of pants. | Why was the belt arrested? |
208 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
209 | Because every play has a cast. | Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'? |
210 | You planet. | How do you organize a space party? |
211 | A Dell. | What do you call a singing laptop? |
212 | Because someone is always sitting on the deck. | Why can't you play cards on a small boat? |
213 | An orca-stra. | What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? |
214 | They have no body to go with. | Why don't skeletons go trick or treating? |
215 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? |
216 | You boil the hell out of it. | How do you make holy water? |
217 | Tweethearts. | What do you call two birds in love? |
218 | Because they are shellfish. | Why don’t oysters donate to charity? |
219 | An impasta. | What do you call a fake noodle? |
220 | Because they use honeycombs. | Why do bees have sticky hair? |
221 | Holy guacamole. | What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed? |
222 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? |
223 | Supplies! | What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? |
224 | Because they make up everything. | Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore? |
225 | I’ll meet you at the corner. | What did one wall say to the other wall? |
226 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
227 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
228 | Sneakers. | What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? |
229 | Because his parents were in a jam. | Why was the strawberry sad? |
230 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
231 | Because they are two-tired. | Why do bicycles fall over? |
232 | Nothing, it just waved. | What did the ocean say to the beach? |
233 | Because they might peel. | Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? |
234 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
235 | Put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a Kleenex dance? |
236 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons fight each other? |
237 | Pick a cod, any cod. | What did the fisherman say to the magician? |
238 | A carrot. | What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? |
239 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book always worried? |
240 | A satisfactory. | What do you call a factory that makes okay products? |
241 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
242 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
243 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
244 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
245 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
246 | You planet. | How do you organize a space party? |
247 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
248 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
249 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
250 | It was two tired. | Why did the bicycle fall over? |
251 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
252 | Because they might peel. | Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
253 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
254 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
255 | Prime mates. | What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? |
256 | Because he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer change his pants? |
257 | A stick. | What's brown and sticky? |
258 | Because some relationships don't work out. | Why don't some couples go to the gym? |
259 | An impasta. | What do you call a fake noodle? |
260 | Because they don't know the words. | Why do bees hum? |
261 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
262 | Nacho cheese. | What do you call cheese that isn't yours? |
263 | Because he was always spotted. | Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? |
264 | Fsh. | What do you call a fish with no eyes? |
265 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? |
266 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
267 | Igloos it together. | How does a penguin build its house? |
268 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
269 | Roberto. | What do you call a man with a rubber toe? |
270 | It was two-tired. | Why did the bicycle fall over? |
271 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
272 | It got mugged. | Why did the coffee file a police report? |
273 | Nothing, it just let out a little wine. | What did the grape say when it got stepped on? |
274 | Because it was soda pressing. | Why did the can crusher quit his job? |
275 | A labracadabrador. | What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? |
276 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
277 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? |
278 | Tooth-hurty. | What's the best time to go to the dentist? |
279 | Because it was two tired. | Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? |
280 | Stay here, I’m going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
281 | Put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
282 | Because of all its problems. | Why did the math book look sad? |
283 | Supplies! | What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? |
284 | Because they make up everything. | Why don’t scientists trust atoms? |
285 | B. | What do you call a bear with no ears? |
286 | Because the 'P' is silent. | Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? |
287 | An irrelephant. | What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? |
288 | Because it was two-tired. | Why did the bicycle fall over? |
289 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? |
290 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
291 | A king fish. | What do you call a fish wearing a crown? |
292 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
293 | A stick. | What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
294 | It got mugged. | Why did the coffee file a police report? |
295 | Snowballs. | What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? |
296 | It was two-tired. | Why did the bicycle stand by itself? |
297 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt made out of watches? |
298 | Because he was always spotted. | Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? |
299 | You look for fresh prints. | How do you find Will Smith in the snow? |