srt/saamgwokjinji/001.srt

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各位朋友，喺講《三國演義》之前啊，我唸一首詞畀大家聽下吓。

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滾滾長江東逝水，浪花淘盡英雄。

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是非成敗轉頭空，青山依舊在，幾度夕陽紅。

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白髮漁樵江渚上，慣看秋月春風。

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一壺濁酒喜相逢，古今多少事，都付笑談中。

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哈哈哈，好一個古今多少事，都付笑談中啊。

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一部《三國演義》，係講魏蜀吳三國嘅歷史。

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由東漢靈帝中平元年，即係公元一八四年，黃巾起義嗰陣開始。

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一直寫到晉武帝太康元年，即係公元二八零年嘞，吳國滅亡嗰陣為止，差唔多成個世紀咁長。

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佢哋而家呢，有成一千八百年咁耐嘞。

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你話多少英雄豪傑啊，已經化為烏有。

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但係佢哋嘅事蹟，就好似滾滾長江一直流傳到今日。

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而家講起桃園結義、三英戰呂布、火燒赤壁、六出祁山等等，嗨真係感慨好多啊。

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噉至於係唔係講完聽完，只係得啖笑呢？我睇亦未必。

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古時啊，一個朝代嘅盛衰興亡，一個人物嘅成功失敗，總係可以使我哋今人從中得到啲啓發同教育嘅。

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好嘞好嘞，閒話休提言歸正傳嘞。

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而家講下天下大勢，分久必合，合久必分。

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點呢？嗱，周朝末年，七國紛爭吖。

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收尾呢，秦朝統一咗天下。

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秦朝覆滅之後，又到楚漢紛爭。

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然後呢，又併入漢朝。

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漢朝啊，係由漢高祖劉邦斬白蛇起義，一統天下。

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中間，經過啲波折動亂。

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後嚟光武中興，就傳到獻帝，就分為魏蜀吳三國嘞。

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噉大家話啦，係唔係分久啊必合，合久又必分呢？

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噉點解到咗漢獻帝嘅時候啊會分為三國呢？

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出現呢個動亂啊，都係由桓帝同靈帝呢兩個皇帝嗰陣開始。

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嗰個漢桓帝，信晒啲親信太監，即係宦官嘞。

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嗰班宦官形成一個權力集團，使到朝廷上啲好人都受到迫害。

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及至桓帝死咗，由靈帝即位。

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佢啊本來有兩位大臣，一個係大將軍竇武，一個係太傅陳帆共同輔助佢嘅。

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當時有一班太監，就係曹節等等啊喺度搞鬼，插手朝政。

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竇武同陳帆啊就想殺咗呢班人。

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點知呢個計劃洩露咗出去，反而畀曹節佢哋害死咗，噉從此之後，嗰班太監呢就越發專橫。

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噉樣一嚟，個政局啊梗係亂定㗎啦。

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喺呢幾年裏便，出現咗好多怪事噃。

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比如講，喺建寧二年，即係靈帝即位嘅第二年。

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係公元一六九年，四月十五嗰日。

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靈帝啊喺溫德殿登殿啦。

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正話坐落喺龍椅上便，突然間，一朕狂風呼——哈噉吹起上嚟。

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正一條大青蛇，喺大樑上面飛落嚟就盤喺張龍椅處喎哎吔，嚇到個皇帝跌喺地嚟。

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噉兩邊啲太監就急急扶返起個皇帝，送佢返入去宮啦。

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啲文武百官呀亦都嚇到臉都青晒，冚唪唥趯走晒嘞。

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吖，一陣咁耐，條青蛇唔見咗嘞。

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條青蛇唔見咗並唔係話冇事噃。

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忽然間有大雷大雨，加埋落冰雹添，一直落到半夜先至停。

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損壞嘅房屋啊都不計其數咁多啊，嗱，呢度係一件嘞。

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到咗建寧四年二月，即係兩年之後。

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喺洛陽地區發生地震，同時有海水氾濫噃。

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沿海嘅居民呀，冚唪唥畀大浪捲晒落大海裏頭。

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過咗七年，嗰陣呢，已經改咗年號，叫做光和元年。

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嗨有件事就好古怪，就話雞乸變咗做雞公。

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六月初一嗰日，有道黑氣十幾丈長嘅，飛咗入去溫德殿裏頭。

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到咗七月，有一日，有條彩虹啊喺玉堂嗰笪地方出現。

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條彩虹一現唧，五原山岸全部崩裂，嘩噉就嚇壞人咯。

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呢啲噉嘅不吉利嘅兆頭啊好多。

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於是皇帝就問嗰班大臣，究竟呢啲噉嘅異常嘅災害，係因乜事發生嘅呢噉。

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當時議郎蔡邕，就寫咗個報告呈畀皇帝。

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蔡邕認為彩虹出現、山崩地裂、雞乸變雞公等等，都係由於皇帝皇后嘅奶媽，以及太監呢一類人啊，干預國家政事，掌握實權所引起嚟嘅噉話。

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蔡邕呢份報告啊講得非常之直率。

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皇帝睇咗，嚡噉長嘆一聲，起身行開咗去小便。

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曹節呢個家伙啊，誒，佢就係一個掌握實權嘅太監嚟嘞。

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佢偷偷地睇咗蔡邕呢份報告，噷，乜你噉講法呀，得了？

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曹節就將呢件事講咗畀嗰啲同黨聽。

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冇幾耐之後就整蛊蔡邕，捏造一個罪名，削咗佢嘅官職，趕咗佢回鄉。

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嘻有啲人會問嘞喂老張呀，呢啲怪事係唔係真㗎？

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係唔係真係有兆頭㗎？

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古人寫小説、講故仔，好多呢類講法嘅。

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呢啲不外係由於古時候啊，科學唔發達，啲人呢對各種自然現象唔能夠解釋跟住呢就形成一種迷信。

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喺一部三國演義裏頭啊，講神講鬼，講古講怪嘅地方就好多嘅。

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嘻如果信佢係真㗎就大可不必嘞。

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嗱講完呢幾句題外話呢又試言歸正傳。

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噉後嚟啊，張讓、趙忠、封諝、段圭、曹節、侯覽、蹇碩、程曠、夏惲、郭勝呢十個大太監，就朋比為奸，號稱十常侍。

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皇帝對嗰個張讓呀，尊敬信賴到不得了，稱呼佢做阿父噃。

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噉結果呢，國家嘅事情啊一日衰過一日，以至天下人心思亂，盜賊蜂起。

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當時，喺鉅鹿郡呢笪地方有三兄弟。

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一個就叫做張角，一個叫做張寶，仲有一個叫做張梁。

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張角係個咩嘢人呢？

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佢呀，本來係個不弟秀才，考極都考唔中，做唔成官，就入山採藥喎佢。

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嘻有一日，佢喺深山裏頭遇到個伯爺公。

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呢個伯爺公面色紅潤，眼核啊碧綠色。

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揸住條枴杖，叫張角跟佢入去個山洞裏便，送咗三卷天書畀佢。

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個伯爺公話：

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呢三卷天書叫做太平要術，我而家將佢送畀你。

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你呢，就要宣傳天意，普救世人至好啊。

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如果你有壞心呢，就一定會有惡報㗎。

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請問大仙嘅寶號係點樣稱呼啊？

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我呀，我就係南華老仙。

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一講完，嗰個伯爺公呼噉化咗一朕清風，唔見咗。

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張角得咗呢三卷天書之後，日夜咁鑽研學習，死咁咪，哈真係畀佢鑽通咗。

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居然啊能夠呼風喚雨咁本事噃。

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佢自己呢，於是就號稱為太平道人。

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到咗中平元年，就係公元一八四年。

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呢一年呢係甲子年。

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喺正月嘅時候，疫症流行。

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張角就施捨符咒藥水同人醫病，自己改咗個名做大賢良師。

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張角又收咗五百幾個徒弟，佢哋雲遊四方，個個都識畫符念咒醫病嘅。

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收尾，張角啲徒弟就越嚟越多嘞。

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噉張角就設立咗三十六方。

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大方萬幾人，小方呢，亦都有六七千人。

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各個方都安排咗人做首領，就叫做將軍。

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張角啊就叫佢啲徒弟啊，到處散播幾句說話。

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點講呢：

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蒼天已死，黃天當立，歲在甲子，天下大吉，噉。

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就叫啲老百姓啊，喺自己嘅屋企大門上便，用白粉寫住甲子兩個字。

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當時呀，喺青州、幽州、徐州、冀州、荊州、揚州、兗州、豫州呢八個州內嘅人，家家戶戶，都安咗大賢良師張角嘅牌位，人人都拜佢嘅。

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張角啊派咗佢個心腹死黨，叫做馬元義。

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帶咗好多金銀財寶，去結交十常侍之一嘅封胥，買通佢嚟做內應噃。

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有一次，張角啊同佢兩個細佬商量話：

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吓，至難得嘅，就係民心咋嘛。

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而家，民心已經歸順晒我哋㗎啦。

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如果仲唔乘機奪取天下，噉就真係笨喇。

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於是呢，一邊啊偷偷地造定黃旗，約定咗日子實行起事作反。

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一邊呢，又派咗個徒弟叫做唐周，帶住封密信啊去通知封諝。

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哈點知呢個唐周臨時反水喎。

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佢冇去搵封諝，就趯咗去官府報告。

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呢件事噉就暴露晒出嚟啦。

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皇帝即刻命令大將軍何進，就調兵去捉咗馬元義殺咗佢。

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跟住呢又拉咗封諝佢哋呢一班人困咗入監獄。

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張角聽講話事情敗露咗，嘿唔理咁多咯，即刻就起兵造反。

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自己叫做天公將軍。

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張寶呢就叫做地公將軍。

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張梁叫做人公將軍。

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噉佢哋對啲民眾宣傳話：

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漢朝個運氣呀，就快完㗎嘞！

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而家有個大聖人出世啊！

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你哋啲民眾呀都應該順從天意，跟隨正道，共享太平之樂啊噉。

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當時啲老百姓嘅日子呢，係極其艱難困苦嘅。

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所以佢噉樣一宣傳啊，一時之間，四面八方嘅百姓啊有成四五十萬人。

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喺額頭紮住條黃色嘅頭巾，跟隨張角造反。

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黃巾嘅聲勢啊非常之浩大，官軍呀望風而走唔敢同佢打。

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何進見到黃巾嘅勢力發展得咁厲害噃，就稟奏皇帝火速下道聖旨，命令各處地方準備還擊殺賊立公噉。

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同時呢，又派咗中郎將盧植、皇甫嵩、朱儁就各自率領精兵啊，分開三路去攻打黃巾。

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而家講下張角啊，佢有一支軍隊，正在進犯幽州。

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幽州喺邊處呢？

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幽州管嘅地方即係今日河北省嘅一部分，以及遼寧省嘅一部分地方。

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噉幽州城啊即係今日河北大興縣附近。

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幽州嘅太守啊，叫做劉焉。

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係江夏竟陵人氏，係漢魯恭王嘅後代嚟。

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佢當時聽講話賊兵就到喇噉，就叫校尉鄒靖嚟商量辦法，睇下點樣迎敵嘞。

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鄒靖話：賊兵多我哋嘅兵少啊，明公最好就係招軍應敵，越快越好。

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啊，你講得啱。

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劉焉同意鄒靖嘅意見，馬上出榜招兵喇噃。

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各位，呢張招兵榜文不得了。

145
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點講呢？

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因為呢張榜文發到嚟涿縣嘅時候，引出涿縣一個英雄。

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涿縣啊喺今日河北省嚟。

148
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呢個英雄，唔係點好讀書㗎唧。

149
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佢為人性格寬和，少講說話，喜怒都不形於色嘅。

150
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佢有理想，有志氣，平時最鍾意結交天下豪傑。

151
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佢生得身長七尺五寸，哎嚱咪住咪住。

152
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七尺五寸呀？

153
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唔係等於而家成兩米幾得了？

154
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嘻嘻唔係。

155
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事關古代嘅尺寸啊，係細過而家嘅。

156
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漢朝嘅一尺，大概係相當於而家我哋嘅七八寸咁上下嘞。

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噉所以古代人嘅身高同現代人，實際上係冇乜嘢大嘅差別。

158
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噉講返呢個人嘅樣子嘞。

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佢兩耳垂肩，雙手過膝。

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雙眼能夠睇到自己雙耳仔嘅。

161
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佢面色好似玉噉又白又潤，嘴唇紅紅，好夠血色。

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喂，你講咗咁多，佢究竟係邊個啊？嗱聽住嘞。

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佢就係中山靖王劉勝嘅後代，漢景帝閣下玄孫，姓劉名備字玄德。

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係嘞，劉備係漢朝皇室嘅子孫啦，點解佢會喺涿縣嚟嘅呢？

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噉嘅。

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當日中山靖王劉勝啊，佢有個仔叫做劉貞。

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漢武帝嘅時候，就封咗佢做涿鹿亭侯。

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有一年，皇帝拜祖先。

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照例呢所有嘅諸侯都要獻金嚟拜祖嘅。

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哈哈，嗰個劉貞啊，居然就冇按照規矩獻金噃。

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噉就冇乜客氣嘞。

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皇帝就削咗佢個侯爵，因此呢就留落咗呢一支喺涿縣嚟。

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劉備個阿爺叫做劉雄，父親就叫做劉弘。

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劉弘曾經被選拔做過孝廉，又做過啲低級嘅官吏，不過好早就死咗。

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劉備自細就冇咗老豆，之佢又好孝順佢老母。

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當時佢屋企好窮，靠賣草鞋織席過日子。

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佢屋企喺涿縣樓桑村。

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喺佢屋企嘅東南邊，有一樖大桑樹，成五丈幾高。

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枝葉茂盛，遠遠望過去呀，好似皇帝坐嘅車嘅車蓋噉，好夠威嘅。

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所以有個睇風水佬行過見到樖樹呢就話嘞：

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嘩嗨，呢一家，日後一定出貴人㗎。

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劉備細個嘅時候，有一日同班細路哥，喺樹腳玩。

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佢就話嘞：第日呢等我做咗天子，我架車嘅車蓋就要噉嘅。

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佢呢一句説話就畀佢阿叔劉元起聽到，覺得好驚奇。

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佢諗：嗯呢個細路哥，唔係尋常人嚟㗎。

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佢見到劉備屋企咁貧窮，就時時周濟佢哋。

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劉備到咗十五歲，佢老母啊叫佢出去遊學，曾經拜過鄭玄、盧植做老師。

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鄭玄係當時最有名嘅學者。

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同時呢佢又結識咗公孫瓚啊等等一班人做朋友。

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呢及至而家，幽州太守劉焉出榜招兵嘅時候啊，劉備已經二十八歲。

191
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劉備睇完呢張榜文，唉，噉長嘆一聲。

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點知喺佢後便有個人大聲噉話：

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哼！大丈夫唔同國家出力，為咩事嘆氣啊！

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劉備擰轉頭睇下，見到嗰個人呀身長八尺，豹頭環眼，燕頷虎鬚，開聲似行雷，威勢如奔馬。

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哎，專家高姓大名啊？

196
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我姓張名飛，字翼德，係涿郡人。

197
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我屋企田地唔少，平時賣酒劏豬，至鍾意結交天下豪傑。

198
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先頭見到仁兄喺度嘆氣，所以就問你一聲。

199
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啊，我姓劉名備，本來係漢室宗親嚟。

200
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而家聽聞話黃巾作亂，好想話去破賊安民。

201
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唉，就係怨自己無能為力，所以先頭至嘆起氣上嚟啫。

202
00:20:16,152 --> 00:20:20,185
噉呀，啱嘞，我都有啲家財嘅。

203
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:27,610
我想招募一批鄉勇，同你一齊去打黃巾，做一番事業咧好唔好啊？

204
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唉，噉啊就真係好到極咯。

205
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嗱，前便就有間酒店，我哋去飲兩杯！

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吓，飲酒呀？誒……誒……

207
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劉備誒咩嘢呢？

208
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個袋冇錢吖嘛，去飲酒噃。

209
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因間飲完酒點知邊個畀錢㗎。

210
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嘻嘻張飛呢個人確係粗中有細吓。

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佢見到劉備個身衣服，知道佢唔係個有錢人嘞。

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所以佢就話嘞：我做東，唔好誒咁多嘞，請！

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請？

214
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劉備好高興，又同埋張飛入咗間鄉村酒店飲酒。

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正喺度飲緊酒嘅時候，只見一名大漢，推住一架車嚟到酒店門口停低。

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然後入到嚟坐落，叫個酒保話：

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小二，快啲攞酒嚟！

218
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我要趕住入城去投軍呀！

219
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劉備睇下嗰個人，見佢身高九尺，鬚長兩尺，面如重棗，唇若塗脂；

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丹鳳眼，臥蠶眉，威風凜凜，相貌堂堂。

221
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:46,793
劉備就請佢過嚟坐，請教佢尊姓大名嘞喎。

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嗰個人話，我姓關名羽，字長生，收尾又改做雲長，係河東解良人。

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因為當地有個土豪，恃勢欺人，無惡不作，畀我殺咗。

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收尾，我逃難江湖已經五六年，而家聽講呢處招兵殺賊，所以走嚟投軍啊。

225
00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:16,397
劉備聽咗，亦都將自己嘅想法講畀佢聽。

226
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關文長好高興，飲完酒，張飛就請佢哋兩個一齊返屋企商量大事。

227
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張飛話：我呢度後便有個桃園，而家正係開緊花，非常之茂盛。

228
00:22:32,157 --> 00:22:43,849
聽日，我哋就喺桃園拜祭天地，我哋三個人結為兄弟，協力同心，噉我哋嘅事業一定能夠成功㗎嘞。

229
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劉備同關文長都話嘞，噉就真係好咯，我哋個心都係噉諗㗎。

230
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第二日，喺桃園裏便啊，擺好香案。

231
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香燭祭品烏牛白馬等等都準備妥當。

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劉備，關羽，張飛三個人，敍過年庚，依住次序，焚香叩頭，跪喺度發誓：

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稟告皇天后土，過往神靈；

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弟子劉備、關羽、張飛；

235
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雖為異姓，今日結為兄弟，同心協力，救困扶危；

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00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:32,949
上報國家，下安百姓，禍福與共；

237
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不求同年同月同日生，但願同年同月同日死。

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若有背義忘恩，天人共戮！

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發完誓，關羽張飛對住劉備話：

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大哥在上，受小弟一拜！

241
00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:53,815
兩個人叩咗個頭畀劉備。

242
00:23:54,506 --> 00:23:59,832
然後張飛對關羽話嘞：二哥在上，受小弟一拜啊！

243
00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:03,265
講完，張飛又對關羽叩咗個頭。

244
00:24:03,949 --> 00:24:07,732
祭完天地嘞，跟住就劏牛擺酒。

245
00:24:08,099 --> 00:24:16,757
聚集咗鄉裏頭嘅勇士總共三百幾人，喺桃園裏便啊痛飲一餐，當日就盡興而散。

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第日，喺度收拾軍器，哈就係冇咩好嘅馬匹噃。

247
00:24:24,067 --> 00:24:33,792
正喺度發緊愁，家人走嚟報告話有兩個客人，帶住一班伙記，趕住一大群馬嚟到莊上求見啊噉。

248
00:24:34,367 --> 00:24:40,392
劉備聽講就歡喜嘞：哎呀！真係蒼天保佑咯呢趟。

249
00:24:40,892 --> 00:24:43,959
於是同埋關羽張飛出莊去迎接。

250
00:24:45,559 --> 00:24:49,250
原來呢兩位來客啊，係大商人嚟。

251
00:24:49,859 --> 00:24:52,334
佢哋年年都去北便賣馬。

252
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:58,742
近日，因為黃巾作反，兵荒馬亂，所以呢就返轉頭唧。

253
00:24:59,442 --> 00:25:03,359
劉備請佢哋入到莊，擺酒嚟款待佢哋。

254
00:25:03,992 --> 00:25:09,567
喺飲酒嘅時候，劉備講起佢哋三兄弟想討賊安民噉。

255
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:20,434
嗰兩個大商家聽咗好贊成噃，即刻就話要送好馬五十匹畀劉備，仲送金銀五百兩，上等好鐵一千斤。

256
00:25:20,626 --> 00:25:22,484
哈哈呢趟得把嘞。

257
00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:32,342
劉備多謝過呢兩位客人，送別咗佢哋，就叫家人嗌咗個手藝精良嘅打鐵師傅返嚟，訂造兵器。

258
00:25:33,592 --> 00:25:34,759
做咩兵器呢？

259
00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:37,592
劉備要造雙股劍。

260
00:25:38,192 --> 00:25:44,350
關羽要造青龍偃月刀，又叫做冷艷鋸，八十二斤重嘅。

261
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,801
張飛要做丈八點鋼矛。

262
00:25:47,975 --> 00:25:51,192
另外呢，每人都做咗全身嘅鎧甲。

263
00:25:52,042 --> 00:25:55,600
唔使好多日，兵器同埋鎧甲都做好晒。

264
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又召集多二百幾人，即係呢總共五百幾人。

265
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呢一日，劉關張啊帶齊人馬，去到幽州求見校尉鄒靖。

266
00:26:07,892 --> 00:26:10,909
鄒靖又帶佢哋去見太守劉焉。

267
00:26:11,775 --> 00:26:16,509
三個人參見完畢之後，就各自報上姓名啦。

268
00:26:17,025 --> 00:26:20,109
劉備仲講講自己嘅宗派出身。

269
00:26:20,467 --> 00:26:27,192
劉焉一聽就歡喜到不得了，即刻就認起親戚上嚟，叫劉備做乖侄。

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幾日之後，得到報告話黃巾賊將程遠志，帶住五萬兵嚟打涿郡。

271
00:26:36,650 --> 00:26:43,009
劉焉又命令鄒靖帶埋劉備佢哋三個人，統率五百官兵前去破敵。

272
00:26:43,009 --> 00:26:50,184
咦，乜人哋五萬人噃，你先至五百呀，唔係一比一百？

273
00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:59,370
唔使驚嘅，何止話唔驚啊，劉備佢哋呀都仲唔知幾高興添噃，因為有立功嘅機會啦嘛。

274
00:27:00,012 --> 00:27:05,720
佢哋帶領部隊，嚟到大興山下就同程遠志嘅人馬相遇。

275
00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:12,762
程遠志呢一班人，個個都用一條黃色嘅頭巾紮住個額頭。

276
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當時兩軍相對，劉玄德出馬，左有關雲長，右有張翼德。

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00:27:21,712 --> 00:27:29,029
佢用條馬鞭指住對方大罵：你個反國逆賊，仲唔及早投降？

278
00:27:29,804 --> 00:27:33,887
程遠志嬲嘞，佢派副將鄧茂出戰。

279
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張飛挺起丈八蛇矛縱馬直出嘿，手一起啊就刺中鄧茂心口當堂翻身落馬死於非命。

280
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程遠志見到鄧茂被殺，自己就拍馬舞刀直取張飛。

281
00:27:51,695 --> 00:27:56,295
關雲長舞起青龍偃月刀飛馬迎上去。

282
00:27:56,887 --> 00:28:00,712
程遠志一見到哎呀吃咗一驚手足無措。

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正在唔知點好嘅時候，關雲長手起刀落將佢斬成兩橛啊。

284
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嗰班黃巾兵卒呀，見到主將程遠志都畀人哋斬死咗咯，即刻就四散逃走啦。

285
00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:21,204
劉玄德指揮部隊追殺過去，投降嘅就不計其數。

286
00:28:21,529 --> 00:28:24,787
噉就大勝咗一場，就返到幽州。

287
00:28:25,095 --> 00:28:29,712
太守劉焉自出嚟迎接，打賞慰勞咗軍事。

288
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到咗第二日，接到青州太守龔景嘅一封告急文書。

289
00:28:36,962 --> 00:28:43,279
話黃巾兵馬圍城就快失手嘞，請幽州派兵去支援噉。

290
00:28:44,370 --> 00:28:46,757
劉焉就搵劉玄德嚟商量啦。

291
00:28:47,295 --> 00:28:56,287
劉玄德話願意去救佢噉，於是劉焉啊，就命令鄒靖率領五千士兵，同埋劉關張去救青州。

292
00:28:56,662 --> 00:29:01,320
青州城呢，係喺今日嘅山東省臨淄縣附近。

293
00:29:02,054 --> 00:29:08,954
佢哋日夜兼程就趕到去青州，啲賊兵見救兵嚟咧，就分兵混戰一場。

294
00:29:09,629 --> 00:29:15,370
劉玄德因為兵少打唔贏，只有退後三十里紮落營寨。

295
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,504
佢同關文長張翼德兩個話嘞：

296
00:29:19,654 --> 00:29:23,470
賊兵人多喎，我哋人少吖。

297
00:29:24,656 --> 00:29:27,956
一定要出奇兵先至能夠取勝嘅。

298
00:29:28,523 --> 00:29:39,448
於是就叫關公帶一千兵埋伏喺山左，張飛帶一千兵埋伏喺山右，約定打鑼為號一齊出嚟接應。

299
00:29:40,173 --> 00:29:45,531
呢嗱古時打仗，一般用打鑼做收兵嘅信號嘅。

300
00:29:46,090 --> 00:29:50,590
而家劉備調轉頭，用打鑼做進軍嘅信號。

301
00:29:51,315 --> 00:29:52,481
佢佈置好嘞。

302
00:29:52,740 --> 00:30:01,881
第二日，劉玄德同埋鄒靖帶兵進攻，大聲咁鼓譟嘩……殺喇……噉衝上去。

303
00:30:02,673 --> 00:30:08,523
當啲賊兵嚟迎戰嘅時候呢，哈，劉玄德率領軍隊馬上撤退。

304
00:30:09,248 --> 00:30:11,731
啲賊兵梗係趁勢追殺啦。

305
00:30:12,031 --> 00:30:18,931
啱啱追過咗山嶺，突然間龐龐聲鑼響，左右兩軍一齊殺出嚟。

306
00:30:19,298 --> 00:30:30,248
劉玄德亦即刻指揮部隊回身殺返過去，噉三路夾攻打到啲賊兵潰不成軍，一直追到去青州城下。

307
00:30:30,873 --> 00:30:37,565
太守龔景，亦要率領民兵出城嚟助戰，噉就將啲賊兵趕走咗。

308
00:30:37,881 --> 00:30:43,048
呢一仗，斬咗唔少賊兵，同青州解咗圍嘞。