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喺鳳儀亭嘅旁邊啊，呂布就攬住貂蟬細細聲一味喺度講好話安慰佢。

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佢哋兩個相依相偎，親熱到極都唔想離開。

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而家返轉頭講下董卓。

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佢喺金鑾寶殿同皇帝傾緊偈吖，一擰轉頭唔見咗呂布個心就打個突。

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連忙起身就辭別咗皇帝，坐車返去相府嘞。

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一返到門口，就見到呂布匹馬綁喺度。

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問下守門嘅官吏呢，就回答話：溫侯入咗後堂噃噉。

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乜話？董卓喝退咗啲人，唔使佢哋跟住，自己直筆行入去後堂。

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欸？到處咁搵都唔見噃。

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嗌阿貂蟬啦亦冇人應。

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就問啲侍女嘞。侍女話：貂蟬去咗後花園睇花噉。

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董卓立即又行去後花園搵。

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哎呀！激死嚟咯，噉都得嘅！

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只見呂布攬住貂蟬喺鳳儀亭旁邊傾偈，支戟啊憑喺一便嚟。

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董卓啊嬲到火烚烚，大喝一聲：畜生，你做得好事啊！

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呂布見到董卓返嚟啊嚇到面都青，放開貂蟬擰轉頭就走。

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董卓一手搶過支戟，舉起嚟就追呂布。

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呂布雙腳好似抹咗油噉走得快。

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董卓啊生得又肥又笨啊追唔到，就出力掟咗支戟過去想㓤呂布，我攞你條命！

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呂布順手一撥，打咗支戟落地。

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噉啊當董卓執返起支戟想再嚟追嘅時候呢，呂布已經走咗好遠唔見影。

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董卓一路氣喘喘噉追到去花園門口，點知有個人飛跑緊入嚟，誒呀啪聲下兩個人心口撞到正，將董卓撞跌咗喺地嚟。

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董卓一手揪住撞跌佢嗰個人就打：你個小奴才！你個小奴才！

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哎呀，唔好打，唔好打，係我。

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我就係要打死你！

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誒，岳父大人，我係李儒啊。

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吓吓，吓，李儒呀？

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係啊，哎喲嗬，哎喲！

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哎，哎呀，哎，激瘟我啊，嚟，嚟，你扶我去書房，我有說話同你講。

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哦，好聲啊，大人。

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李儒扶住董卓去到書房坐落。

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董卓就問嘞：哎，你嚟有咩事啊，吓？

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小婿啱先嚟到相府，聽講話大人你好嬲，去咗後花園搵呂布。

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所以小婿就匆匆忙忙噉趕嚟，啱啱撞正呂布踜踜聲走出去佢話，太師要殺我啊噉。

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小婿就慌忙趕嚟後花園想勸解下啦，誒點知唔小心撞到大人添，真係死罪，死罪。

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吓，我要同你講嘅就係呢件事。

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豈有此理呂布呢個小奴才，你估佢幾可惡呢？

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居然調戲貂蟬噃，哎，嗯，我發咗誓要殺咗佢！

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如果唔殺咗佢呀，就難消我心頭之恨啊！

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大人，唔好為咗件小事，誤咗大事呀！

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咩話？噉仲話小事咩？荒唐！荒唐！

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大人，你聽我講一段故事吖嗱。

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古時候，楚莊王有一晚大宴群臣。

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咁啱熄咗蠟燭。有個人趁住黑麻麻，乘機拉一拉王后嘅衣服。

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王后好手快，一手揦過去。

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將呢個人頂帽上面嘅紅纓搣咗落嚟，呢個就係最有力嘅證據嚟㗎啦。

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於是王后就請楚莊王追查呢件事嘞。

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但係楚莊王並冇去追究呢個人喎。

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收尾，喺一次對外嘅戰役裏頭，呢個人打得非常勇猛，而且喺危急嘅時候，救返楚莊王條命添啊。

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大人呀，貂蟬不過係一個女子啫，而呂布乃係大人你嘅心腹猛將嚟噃。

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今後，大人你要得到天下，登上九五之尊，都係全靠呂布佢輔助㗎。

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而家為咗一個女子搞到要同呂布過唔去，太過唔值得咯。

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不如趁呢個機會，將貂蟬送咗畀呂布。

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呂布為咗要報答大人你嘅恩德，真係呀去死都肯𠺢嘛。

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大人呀，請你三思啊！

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嗯，噉啊。

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誒，你噉樣講，亦唔係冇道理嘅，嗯，等我諗下啦。

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噉小婿告辭嘞。

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李儒走咗之後，董卓返入去後堂，叫貂蟬出嚟鬧佢話：

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你呢個賤人，你點樣同呂布私通嘅？你快啲老實講出嚟！

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哎呀太師啊，小妾因為太師去咗上朝，一個人喺房，覺得好寂寞，就去後花園散下步賞下花。

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點知呂布突然間入到嚟花園，摟我傾偈。

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你見到佢嚟，應該避開佢至係啊。

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係啊，小妾一見佢嚟，就趕快避開。

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點知嗰個呂布嬉皮笑臉噉，將我攔住話：

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我係太師嘅仔，你又使乜迴避至得㗎噉。一住講，一住就想用手拉我。

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吓？佢想點啊？

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佢，佢想調戲我囖。

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啊！抵死嘅小奴才！誒誒誒，誒收尾點，收尾點啊？

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小妾捹開咗佢即刻走啦，佢揸住支戟嚟追我，一直追到鳳儀亭。

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哎，小妾見佢居心不良，怕畀佢污辱，所以就想跳落荷花池死咗算嘞，點知又畀佢攬實。

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吓！誒，噉噉又點？

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小妾正喺度掙扎緊，好彩太師你趕到返嚟，救咗小妾條命。

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點知，點知太師你反而鬧我，話我同呂布私通。

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哎呀！真係冤枉死我咯。

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貂蟬，呂布既然咁鍾意你，我而家就將你送咗畀呂布，噉好唔好啊？

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嗱，你兩個人年歲相當，郎才女貌，噉你就好過而家陪伴老夫多多聲嘞。

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哎呀太師呀，小妾已經侍奉過太師，乃係太師嘅人嘞。

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點解而家一下要將小妾送畀個奴僕呢？小妾寧願死喺太師面前，都唔受噉嘅屈辱啊！

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貂蟬一講完，就行過去將掛喺埲牆上嘅寶劍，𠻘聲掹咗出嚟想自殺嘞噃。

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董卓一步趕上去，搶咗把劍掉開，抱住貂蟬話：哎呀，美人啊，美人，哎，我同你開下玩笑㗎咋，你千祈唔好噉搞啊！

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貂蟬索性成個人僂晒喺董卓嘅懷抱裏便詐嬌：

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我唔䎺，我唔䎺，我死咗好過咯。

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貂蟬，貂蟬呀你唔好喊喇，啊我錫返你吓。

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唔，我唔，我知喇，呢啲實係李儒搞嘅鬼。

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李儒同呂布係好朋友嚟，所以就諗埋啲噉嘅詭計。

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佢呀，一啲都唔顧到太師你嘅面子同小妾嘅性命嘅。我我宜得夾生食咗佢嘅肉啊。

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你睇你睇，又嚟喇，先頭嘅說話你唔好記喺心嚟喇，啊。

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你話嘞，我點捨得將你送畀人吖。

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雖然太師你係愛惜我嘅，不過如果喺呢度住落去，小妾實畀呂布害死嚟㗎。

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誒噉好，聽日我就同你返去郿塢，去快樂下享下福，噉你就唔使驚啦。

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多謝太師。

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哈哈，貂蟬呀，確係個奇女子啊！

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喊一喊，笑一笑，就搞到董卓同呂布陀陀擰嘞。

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第日，李儒走嚟見董卓話：大人，今日係吉日良辰噃，將貂蟬送去畀呂布就啱嘞。

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嗯，我諗過喇，我同呂布係兩父子，將我嘅姬妾嚟送畀個仔，嘿嘿，噉唔啱嘅。

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嗯，總之，我唔追究佢呢件事就係喇。

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你將我嘅意思講畀佢知，同我好好地安慰下佢啦。

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大人啊，你唔好畀女色迷住啊！仲係將貂蟬送畀呂布好。

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送送送，將你個老婆送畀呂布啦！

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哎呀，大人，誒誒，小婿個老婆唔係就係大人你嘅女。

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嗬，我真係畀你激瘟我啊，唔好講咁多喇，如果邊個再講就殺咗佢！

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李儒冇晒收，只有告辭返扯。

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佢行咗出嚟仰天長歎：

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唉！睇住嚟啦，我哋都要死喺女人嘅手上咯。

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哈哈！正所謂：司徒妙算托紅裙，不用干戈不用兵。三戰虎牢徒費力，凱歌卻奏鳳儀亭啊。

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而家講下董卓。

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佢即日就下令返去郿塢，噉咪照例文武百官啊，都出嚟送到去城外啦。

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貂蟬坐喺架車裏頭，遠遠就望見呂布喺人群裏便，猛咁望住架車。

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貂蟬用雙手揞住下塊面，作個狀，扮成好似傷心痛哭噉。

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架車已經去咗好遠嘞。

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但係呂布騎住馬，𠽤𡃈𠽤𡃈，慢慢行，望住車後嘅煙塵，唉聲歎氣。

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忽然間，有人喺後便問呂布話：

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溫侯為咩事唔跟埋太師去，要喺呢處遠遠咁望住嚟嘆氣呀？

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呂布擰轉頭一睇，原來係司徒王允。

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司徒大人，唉！

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老夫近日有啲病，一步都冇出過門口，所以好耐都冇見過將軍嘞。

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今日因為太師嘅大駕返去郿塢，就只有扶病出嚟送一送啦。

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咁啱見到將軍，哈哈係真係高興嘞。啊係喇將軍呀，你為咩事喺度長嗟短歎啊？

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唉，就係為咗令嬡啦。

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點呢？乜咁耐嘞仲未曾同將軍你完婚呀？

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嘿！嗰個老賊，佢，佢佢佢佢，佢自己要咗嚟做妾侍喇。

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咩話？太師佢同貂蟬。

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誒，我唔信有噉嘅事。

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於是呂布就將前便嘅事呀，大致噉講咗畀王允聽。

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王允聽咗擔高個頭合埋雙眼猛咁𨂽腳，好耐好耐都冇出聲。

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收尾佢話嘞：嗯，真想唔到太師做埋啲噉樣嘅禽獸行為。

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啊將軍，請你嚟寒舍一齊商量下啦。

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呂布跟住王允返去屋企，王允請佢入去間密室坐落，擺酒嚟款待佢。

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呂布又將佢同貂蟬喺鳳儀亭會面嘅事情，詳詳細細噉講咗一次。

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王允話：太師姦淫咗我個女，搶奪咗將軍你嘅妻子，確係被天下所恥笑。

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唔係恥笑太師喎，而係恥笑老夫同將軍咋。

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唉！不過我年紀又老咯，係個無能之輩，冇得好講啦。

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唉可惜將軍你英雄蓋世亦要受啲噉嘅污辱啊！

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吓？嘩！

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當堂嬲到呂布怒氣沖天，拍枱大叫：哎——呀！

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老夫一時失言，請將軍唔好嬲咯。

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我發誓要殺咗呢個老賊，嚟清算我嘅奇耻大辱啊！

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哎呀將軍，你唔好噉講啊，一陣間連累埋老夫添啊。

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嘿！大丈夫頂天立地，點能夠谷住一肚氣噉居於人下呢？

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噉又係啊，以將軍嘅才幹，係唔應該受董太師限制嘅。

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我真係想殺咗呢個老賊！

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不過，不過，唉！無奈佢同我係有父子之情嘅，就怕畀人議論啊。

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嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻。

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將軍你係姓呂，太師佢係姓董。

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嗰日用支戟掟你嘅時候，邊度有絲毫父子之情啊？

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哎呀！唔係司徒大人你噉樣講，我爭啲誤咗自己添啊。

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王允見呂布對董卓已經係恨之入骨，唔會點變㗎嘞，就點到明喇佢話：

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將軍呀，你如果係扶助漢室嘅，乃係一個忠臣，將來青史傳名流芳百世。

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之如果去幫助董卓，乃係一個反賊，喺歷史上記一筆，遺臭萬年啊！

151
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司徒大人你放心！我會做㗎嘞。

152
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不過呢件事萬一做唔成，就會惹嚟大禍嘅噃。

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司徒大人你睇住！呂布掹出把刀，喺自己手臂上一劃，流出鮮血。

154
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咦？呂布噉做為乜嘢啊？佢發誓啊！

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王允非常感動佢話：漢朝唔斷，代代相傳，就全靠將軍嘅忠義喇。

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千祈唔好洩漏出去啊，將來有咩嘢決定，到時就會嚟講畀將軍知㗎嘞。

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呂布應承晒就告辭走咗嘞。

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過咗一段時間，王允考慮得比較成熟，就請咗兩位大臣嚟商量。

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一個叫做士孫瑞，一個呢叫做黃琬。

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士孫瑞諗咗個辦法佢話：而家主上嘅病啱啱好返啦，我哋可以派一個會講說話嘅人，去郿塢請董卓返嚟京師，話主上有要事同佢商量噉。

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而另一方面呢，將天子嘅秘密命令交畀呂布，叫佢喺朝門裏便埋伏定人馬，等董卓一到就殺咗佢，呢條呀乃係上策嘞。

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黃琬就話嘞：誒，辦法係好啊，誒，之派邊個人去好呢？

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叫李肅去啦，李肅就因為董卓唔肯升佢官，嬲董卓嬲到死嘅喇，叫李肅去就最啱嘞。

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王允話：好，等我搵呂布一齊商量下先。

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於是王允就搵呂布傾，呂布話嘞：

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往日勸我殺丁建陽嘅就係李肅，如果呢趟佢唔肯去呢，我就斬咗佢先。

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噉就派人秘密噉請咗李肅嚟。

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呂布對佢話嘞：

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往日，係仁兄說服我要我殺咗丁建陽去投靠董卓吖，之而家董卓上欺天子，下害百姓，真係罪惡貫盈，人神共憤。

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我哋諗咗個辦法，想請仁兄你去郿塢一趟，對董卓話天子有命令，叫佢入朝。

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噉氹到佢嚟嘞，我哋就埋伏定人馬殺咗佢！

172
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我哋力扶漢室，同做忠臣，仁兄你嘅意思點啊？

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我亦都想殺董賊好耐嘅喇，就係一直未搵到志同道合嘅人啫。

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而家將軍噉樣做，我李肅點都跟住你。

175
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李肅講完仲啪聲拗斷咗支箭嚟發誓。

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王允就話嘞：你如果能夠做妥呢件事，使憂又冇大官做咩，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

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商量妥嘞噃。

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第日，李肅帶住十幾個人，騎馬趕去郿塢。

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去到嘞，叫通報入去話天子有命令到噉。

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董卓就嗌佢入去。

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李肅參見過董卓，董卓就問嘞：

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皇上有咩命令啊？

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皇上啱啱病好，想喺未央殿召集文武百官，商議一下將皇位禪讓畀太師你啊。

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吓？誒，不過老夫功微德薄，點做得皇帝吖。

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太師太過謙虛咯。

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古時候，堯禪位畀舜，舜又禪位畀禹，亦不過係如此啫。

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哦？

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皇上雖然係有噉嘅命令吖，之王司徒佢哋意思點啊？

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王司徒已經叫人做好受禪台，就係等主公你去㗎喇。

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哦，好好好！我昨晚發夢，有一條龍墊住我，今日呀果然得到呢個大喜訊啊，嘿，我做咗皇帝，你就同我掌管禁衛軍。

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臣謝恩。

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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

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董卓就吩咐佢嘅心腹將領李傕、郭汜、張濟、樊稠呢四個人，帶領三千名飛熊軍守衛郿塢，自己就即日擺駕回京。

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董卓去辭別佢老母，佢老母已經九十幾歲㗎嘞。

195
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阿仔啊，你去邊度啊？

196
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孩兒去接受漢朝嘅皇位，母親你好快就要做皇太后喇。

197
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哎呀，我近來心驚肉跳啊，嗯怕係唔好兆頭嚟噃。

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哦，就快做國母咯，噉梗係有預兆㗎啦，唔使擔心。

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董卓辭別完母親，臨行嘅時候又同貂蟬話：

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我做咗皇帝，就立你做貴妃吓。

201
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謝主隆恩，謝主隆恩喇！

202
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其實貂蟬已經知道究竟係一回咩事嘅嘞，而家佢同董卓做埋呢場戲係啦。

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董卓出咗郿塢，上咗車，嘩，前呼後擁呀，幾威勢啊，一直行去長安嘞。

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行咗唔到卅里，佢坐嗰架車忽然間成個輪斷咗，啊噉董卓就落車騎馬啦。

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又行咗唔到十里，嗰匹馬就猛咁叫，董卓一勒馬，連馬韁都斷埋。

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咦？乜噉㗎喂？

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董卓就問李肅話：架車斷輪，馬又斷韁，呢啲係咩兆頭啊？

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好兆頭啊太師，應晒太師你繼承漢朝嘅皇位，呢個乃係棄舊換新，就快要坐玉輦金鞍嘅吉兆嚟𠺢嘛。

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係喎，係吉兆，係吉兆啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，董卓信晒。

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到咗第二日，正行行下，忽然間呼呼聲翻起大風，煙霧騰騰，成個天都遮住晒。

211
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董卓又問李肅嘞：呢啲又係咩預兆嚟呢？

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主公你登上龍位，必定有紅光紫霧嚟壯下天威𠺢嘛，係吉兆嚟㗎。

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哦，係噃，係吉兆係吉兆，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，董卓又信晒。

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王允佢哋搵李肅去氹董卓返嚟呀，真係搵啱人啊。

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李肅把嘴確係會講嘢又會爆肚，而且嚟得快添，乜嘢都畀佢講返生。

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你話𧥺唔掂董卓，佢硬係話車斷輪、馬斷韁、狂風煙霧等等係唔好兆頭嚟一定要返去郿塢，噉殺董卓嘅計劃就落空嘅啦嘛。

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好嘞，董卓嘅大駕就已經嚟到長安城外，文武百官恭恭敬敬出嚟迎接。

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當時唯有李儒一個人因為有病唔起得身，所以冇出嚟迎接。

219
00:25:14,085 --> 00:25:18,241
董卓返到去相府，呂布向佢賀喜啦。

220
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董卓話嘞：我登上咗皇帝位，封你做大都督，天下嘅兵馬由你嚟指揮。

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多謝主上！呂布個心諗：好，𧦠埋你董卓一陣添。

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當晚，有十幾個細佬哥喺街處唱民歌。

223
00:25:40,827 --> 00:25:45,617
啲歌聲都傳到入去相府，啲歌詞係噉樣唱嘅：

224
00:25:46,410 --> 00:25:53,030
千里草，何青青！十日卜，不得生！

225
00:25:54,314 --> 00:25:56,787
啲歌聲聽起上嚟好淒涼。

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董卓又問李肅嘞：呢支民歌係咩意思呢噉。

227
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李肅又編啲嘢嚟氹佢，話呢支歌嘅意思無非係唱劉氏滅，董氏興噉啫，噉。

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其實千里草，千里兩個夾埋就係個重字，加個草花頭就董字吖。

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十日卜，一個十、一個日加埋上嚟有個早字，上便一個卜，就係卓字嘞。

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不得生即係冇得生，即係死啦，即係話董卓要死噉解，嚱但係又畀李肅氹到佢。

231
00:26:39,802 --> 00:26:45,252
第日曚曚光，董卓擺晒儀仗隊噉啊上朝。

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哈，喺路上啊撞見個道人，着件青色嘅道袍，戴一頂白頭巾，揸住條長竹竿。

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00:26:55,607 --> 00:27:01,418
上面掛住一幅成丈長嘅布喎，上下兩頭就各寫住一個口字。

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董卓又問李肅呢個道人係咩意思啊噉。

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00:27:05,773 --> 00:27:11,813
李叔話嘞：呢個道人係發神經嘅啫噉，就叫軍士趕開咗佢。

236
00:27:13,397 --> 00:27:21,866
董卓入到皇宮，成班大臣都着住朝服，整整齊齊企好晒喺路邊迎接。

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00:27:23,385 --> 00:27:30,150
李肅呢個時候，寶劍出鞘，揸住喺手嚟，扶住董卓架車行。

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00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:38,962
嚟到北翼門嘞，跟隨董卓入朝嘅軍士全部攔住喺門外，一律唔准入。

239
00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:42,257
只係准許廿幾個車夫同埋車入唧。

240
00:27:43,773 --> 00:27:57,512
董卓遠遠就望見王允同一班人，個個都手執寶劍企喺金殿門口，就驚起上嚟問李肅咯：喂，佢哋個個都揸住劍喺手嚟，噉係咩意思啊？

241
00:27:58,270 --> 00:28:06,925
哈，前幾次呀，李肅總係有問必答嘅，唯獨呢一次對唔住喇粒聲唔出推車直入。

242
00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:11,551
王允大聲噉話：反賊嚟到喇！

243
00:28:11,772 --> 00:28:20,745
霎一聲下，喺兩便衝出百幾名武士，有人揸戟，有啲揸矛，對住董卓就刺過去。

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董卓呢個人老謀深算啊，原來佢喺朝服裏便，仲着住一件軟甲嚟防身。

245
00:28:31,165 --> 00:28:35,410
所以就刺佢唔入，只係打傷咗隻手臂，跌咗落車。

246
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:43,060
董卓就搏命咁大嗌話：奉先乖仔啊，你喺邊處嚟，快啲嚟救我啊！

247
00:28:44,388 --> 00:28:51,186
呂布喺車後一步衝出嚟，大喝一聲話：奉旨殺賊！

248
00:28:51,493 --> 00:28:54,660
一戟過去，就刺中董卓嘅喉嚨。

249
00:28:55,601 --> 00:28:59,160
李肅寶劍一揮就割咗佢個人頭，揸住喺手。

250
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呂布左手揸戟，右手就扲出皇帝嘅詔書高聲大叫話：

251
00:29:06,030 --> 00:29:10,334
奉旨殺賊臣董卓，其餘一概不問！

252
00:29:10,648 --> 00:29:14,847
萬歲！萬歲！萬萬歲！

253
00:29:15,090 --> 00:29:20,491
見殺咗董卓呀，所有啲將士官員都高興到極啊。

254
00:29:20,990 --> 00:29:27,180
呂布又話嘞：幫董卓做壞事嘅，都係李儒呢個家伙，邊個去捉佢？

255
00:29:28,073 --> 00:29:33,198
說話都未講完，就聽見朝門外便啲人㗾㗾聲嘈嘞。

256
00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:40,057
跟住有人走嚟稟告話：李儒屋企嘅奴僕啊已經綁住李儒拉到嚟喇噉。

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00:29:40,707 --> 00:29:46,673
王允就命令將李儒押去市中心最熱鬧嘅地方斬首示眾。

258
00:29:47,015 --> 00:29:52,932
同時啊，命令將董卓嘅屍首亦拉去擺喺街市示眾。

259
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嗱，董卓就殺咗嘞，噉後事如何呢？且聽下回分解。