1 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:08,842 劉備呀第一次去隆中,見唔到諸葛亮吖,噉就返返去新野嘞。 2 00:00:10,287 --> 00:00:15,308 過咗一段時候,劉備派人去探聽孔明嘅消息。 3 00:00:15,625 --> 00:00:19,935 返嚟報告話:臥龍先生已經返咗屋企喇噉。 4 00:00:20,385 --> 00:00:30,932 劉備個心就好歡喜喇,即刻叫人重新置辦禮物,又叫埋關羽、張飛嚟,準備起程第二次去隆中嘞。 5 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:36,418 張飛又開口喇:大哥,唔好去咯! 6 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,240 點解呀三弟? 7 00:00:38,845 --> 00:00:45,675 諒佢一個鄉下佬,何必大哥親自去呢?叫個人去嗌佢嚟就得啦嘛。 8 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:51,566 哼!孔明乃係當世奇才,嗌嚟都得嘅咩? 9 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:56,238 聽你噉講你都唔好去喇,我同你二哥去算喇。 10 00:00:56,513 --> 00:01:00,950 誒大哥二哥都去,小弟點能夠唔去啊? 11 00:01:01,632 --> 00:01:03,468 既然要去,不得無禮。 12 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,197 噉誒梗係啦。 13 00:01:06,053 --> 00:01:08,119 好喇,又起程喇。 14 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:10,860 當日嘅天氣好冷呀。 15 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:20,085 佢哋出咗城行咗冇幾遠,翻起北風,彤雲密布,過咗一陣就落起大雪嚟添。 16 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:28,033 劉備見到落雪哈哈大笑,笑咩呢?佢笑呢場雪落得好啊。 17 00:01:28,443 --> 00:01:37,247 佢個心諗:落咁大嘅雪,諸葛亮點都唔會出門㗎喇,今次呀一定能夠同佢會面嘅。 18 00:01:38,062 --> 00:01:41,430 呢一陣,劉備就滿心歡喜吖。 19 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:46,250 但係有個人個肚就咕咕聲唔高興喎,邊個啊?張飛。 20 00:01:47,051 --> 00:01:53,525 佢忍唔住就喺後便嘈起上嚟嘞:嘩,啊啊,嗯,好冷啊今日。 21 00:01:54,218 --> 00:02:02,657 嗯好似噉嘅天氣,喺屋企裏便嚟,圍住火爐,飲燒酒,食羊肉,噉就痛快咯。 22 00:02:03,237 --> 00:02:10,628 天寒地凍都尚且唔用兵呀,仲要行咁遠,去搵嗰個無益之人,哼! 23 00:02:11,428 --> 00:02:15,665 如果佢又唔喺處,豈唔係又要白行一趟? 24 00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:20,637 劉備擰轉頭望住張飛:三弟。 25 00:02:21,012 --> 00:02:22,111 吓,大哥。 26 00:02:23,391 --> 00:02:24,307 你怕冷? 27 00:02:25,033 --> 00:02:28,028 小弟連死都唔怕,怕冷? 28 00:02:28,935 --> 00:02:30,707 你先頭唔係嗌冷咩? 29 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:32,645 誒今日係冷啊。 30 00:02:33,295 --> 00:02:39,922 三弟,而家離城不過幾里路,孫乾、簡雍佢哋都喺處呀。 31 00:02:40,655 --> 00:02:44,828 你不如返去同佢哋圍住火爐飲燒酒食羊肉罷啦。 32 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:47,710 哦,誒噉大哥、二哥你哋呢? 33 00:02:48,524 --> 00:02:54,870 我同你二哥寧願冒住風雪去臥龍崗,等孔明知道我哋嘅誠心。 34 00:02:55,753 --> 00:02:59,407 大哥、二哥都去,小弟點能夠唔去呀? 35 00:03:00,230 --> 00:03:01,913 既然要去唔准多講! 36 00:03:02,005 --> 00:03:04,218 誒,係,係,唔講。 37 00:03:06,050 --> 00:03:13,093 一路行啊行啊,行咗唔少路,經過一間酒店,哈張飛又開口喇: 38 00:03:14,062 --> 00:03:14,690 大哥。 39 00:03:15,265 --> 00:03:15,853 三弟。 40 00:03:16,748 --> 00:03:19,848 行咗咁耐,個口有啲淡啊。 41 00:03:20,685 --> 00:03:21,392 口淡? 42 00:03:21,820 --> 00:03:22,315 係。 43 00:03:23,372 --> 00:03:29,667 劉備擰轉頭望下張飛,雙眼一掃,哈見到路邊嗰間酒店個心明白嘞。 44 00:03:30,522 --> 00:03:34,418 只見張飛已經勒定馬,一味望實間酒店。 45 00:03:35,227 --> 00:03:39,733 再睇下跟住嚟嗰班差人,冷到佢哋呀縮頭縮脖。 46 00:03:40,112 --> 00:03:46,563 劉備諗:確係嘅,咁冷嘅天時行咁遠路,實在係難頂。 47 00:03:47,148 --> 00:03:52,975 於是佢就話喇:三弟,我哋一齊入去間酒店飲返幾杯呢好嘛? 48 00:03:53,284 --> 00:03:57,673 好啊,啊大哥,你真係知道小弟嘅心水呀! 49 00:03:58,275 --> 00:04:03,477 呢趟就唔止張飛精神喇,嗰幾個差人呀個個都眉飞色舞咯。 50 00:04:04,517 --> 00:04:07,675 入到去,店主人招呼佢哋坐落。 51 00:04:08,317 --> 00:04:11,922 座熱咗幾壺酒,擺開幾碟送酒嘅小菜。 52 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:16,756 劉備、關羽呢係咁意飲兩杯,禦下啲寒氣。 53 00:04:17,128 --> 00:04:21,632 張飛一啲都唔客氣喇,攞起酒壺,飲完一杯又一杯呀。 54 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:27,760 呢個時候,劉備聽見隔籬房有人喺度唱起嚟。 55 00:04:28,387 --> 00:04:29,670 歌詞係噉嘅: 56 00:04:31,035 --> 00:04:37,436 壯士功名尚未成,嗚呼久不遇陽春! 57 00:04:38,092 --> 00:04:45,438 君不見東海者叟辭荊榛,後車遂與文王親。 58 00:04:46,261 --> 00:04:52,467 八百諸侯不期會,白魚入舟涉孟津。 59 00:04:53,117 --> 00:04:59,270 牧野一戰血流杵,鷹揚偉烈冠武臣。 60 00:04:59,796 --> 00:05:06,954 又不見高陽酒徒起草中,長楫芒碭隆準公。 61 00:05:07,283 --> 00:05:13,040 高談王霸驚人耳,輟洗延坐欽英風。 62 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:19,214 東下齊城七十二,天下無人能繼蹤。 63 00:05:19,646 --> 00:05:26,714 二人功跡尚如此,至今誰肯論英雄? 64 00:05:27,817 --> 00:05:33,810 劉備聽咗呀個心暗暗讚好:呢一位嘅腹中才學唔錯啊! 65 00:05:34,744 --> 00:05:39,460 呢跟住又聽見另外一個人,敲住張枱喺度唱嘞喎: 66 00:05:40,938 --> 00:05:48,821 吾皇提劍清寰海,創業垂基四百載。 67 00:05:49,462 --> 00:05:56,604 桓靈季業火德衰,奸臣賊子調鼎鼐。 68 00:05:57,421 --> 00:06:04,780 青蛇飛下御座傍,又見妖虹降玉堂。 69 00:06:05,764 --> 00:06:13,940 群盜四方如蟻聚,奸雄百輩皆鷹揚。 70 00:06:14,913 --> 00:06:21,153 吾儕長嘯空拍手,悶來村店飲村酒。 71 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:29,465 獨善其身盡日安,何須千古名不朽? 72 00:06:30,894 --> 00:06:32,838 劉備聽咗個心諗嘞: 73 00:06:33,543 --> 00:06:45,453 呢首歌雖然有出世隱逸嘅意思呀,但係亦暗含未受器重嘅感慨呀,絕非一般人所能夠作得出嚟㗎。 74 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:54,465 啊,講唔定呢兩個人當中有一位係諸葛亮都唔定噃,我最好入去問一問。 75 00:06:55,567 --> 00:06:58,165 劉備於是拉開門簾行咗入去。 76 00:06:58,980 --> 00:07:04,690 見到兩個人喺張枱處,打對面坐,佢哋正喺度拍掌大笑啊。 77 00:07:05,677 --> 00:07:09,342 上首便坐住嗰個人,白面長鬚。 78 00:07:10,302 --> 00:07:15,072 打對面坐喺下首嗰個呢,相貌清奇古樸。 79 00:07:16,015 --> 00:07:24,158 劉備入到去,企定,對住佢哋深深作咗個揖:兩位,邊一位係臥龍先生啊? 80 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:33,142 哈嗰兩個人啦,又似係擰頭又唔似係岌頭,唔話係又唔話唔係喎。 81 00:07:34,005 --> 00:07:39,605 嗰個相貌清奇古樸年紀輕啲嘅人就微微欠一欠身,望住劉備話: 82 00:07:40,638 --> 00:07:43,615 將軍係邊位呀?問臥龍咩事呢? 83 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:49,308 劉備諗嘞:嗯,佢就係諸葛亮喇。就對住佢話喇: 84 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:55,860 臥龍先生,我乃係新野縣令,姓劉名備字玄德。 85 00:07:56,178 --> 00:08:02,825 久慕先生大名,日前,曾經到府上拜訪,未見高顏。 86 00:08:03,412 --> 00:08:09,042 今日冒雪前嚟,想唔到喺呢處巧遇,真係我之萬幸啊! 87 00:08:09,325 --> 00:08:12,418 講完,雙膝跪倒,行咗個大禮。 88 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:16,303 嗰個人連忙企起身行開嚟扶起劉備。 89 00:08:16,878 --> 00:08:23,183 原來係劉將軍啊,我哋兩個並非臥龍,乃係臥龍嘅朋友嚟唧。 90 00:08:24,043 --> 00:08:27,682 劉備個心話喇:真論盡嘞,我又心急嘞。 91 00:08:28,282 --> 00:08:34,302 不過亦唔緊要,既然係諸葛亮嘅朋友,行個大禮尊重一啲亦應該嘅。 92 00:08:34,808 --> 00:08:39,240 劉備就話喇:仲未請教兩位先生高姓大名啊? 93 00:08:40,595 --> 00:08:43,878 噉呢個人呢就用手指住白面長鬚嗰個話喇: 94 00:08:44,652 --> 00:08:49,838 呢位係潁川石廣元,我係汝南孟公威呀。 95 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:55,557 劉備已經聽司馬徽介紹過就知道呢兩位亦都係大名士。 96 00:08:55,668 --> 00:09:10,312 就拱一拱手話:哦,久聞兩位大名,今日有幸邂逅相遇,我呢處有隨行嘅馬匹,不如請兩位一齊去臥龍先生府上一談唄,未知意下如何呢? 97 00:09:11,219 --> 00:09:19,615 石廣元話喇:呵呵,我哋都係山野庸懶之徒,唔識治國安民呢啲事嘅,不勞下問,不勞下問。 98 00:09:20,111 --> 00:09:22,996 將軍去尋訪臥龍,誒請自便啦。 99 00:09:23,798 --> 00:09:28,265 講完就坐返低,又飲酒,唔理劉備嘞喎。 100 00:09:28,885 --> 00:09:34,155 正喺呢個時候,劉備聽見房外便有種聲嘞嗯! 101 00:09:34,193 --> 00:09:40,394 哎呀!劉備聽出嚟喇,張飛要發火啊,佢即刻向孟、石兩位告辭。 102 00:09:40,443 --> 00:09:48,483 一轉身,掀起道門簾行出去,當頭就見到張飛企喺房門口,仲喺度嗯噉喺度嗯緊。 103 00:09:49,528 --> 00:09:52,078 張飛呀點解又會企喺門口嘅呢? 104 00:09:53,102 --> 00:09:57,358 原來劉備先頭離席行咗入去隔籬嗰間房啊同人哋傾偈。 105 00:09:58,177 --> 00:10:05,347 張飛喺度開懷暢飲啦,佢見劉備入咗去咁耐下都未出嚟,唔知有咩事噃。 106 00:10:05,763 --> 00:10:09,985 所以佢就幾步行到嚟門口,掀起啲多門簾裝下。 107 00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:13,957 哈,啱啱就聽到石廣元最後講嗰幾句。 108 00:10:14,453 --> 00:10:18,232 又見劉備大哥啊畢恭畢敬噉企實喺處。 109 00:10:18,498 --> 00:10:22,942 嗰兩個人呢,竟然大模大樣坐喺處飲酒喎。 110 00:10:23,442 --> 00:10:28,183 噉都似樣嘅?張三爺怒從心上起呀惡向膽邊生。 111 00:10:28,641 --> 00:10:31,143 一發作起嚟就嗯噉嘞。 112 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,649 正話想入去教訓下個兩個夫子先生,劉備醒水又趕返出嚟 113 00:10:35,119 --> 00:10:41,882 劉備醒水就趕返出嚟,一手就揦住張飛個膊頭,一手指住張飛:哼!唔准開口! 114 00:10:42,199 --> 00:10:42,778 嗯? 115 00:10:43,053 --> 00:10:46,203 快走!劉備拉住張飛行咗出去。 116 00:10:46,752 --> 00:10:49,032 張飛實在忍唔住大聲一嗌: 117 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:59,746 啊啊!豈有此理!呢兩個人太過無禮,你放開小弟,你放開小弟!等我入去將嗰兩個人撕開四邊! 118 00:11:00,371 --> 00:11:03,740 哼!大膽匹夫,不得魯莽! 119 00:11:04,779 --> 00:11:12,003 劉備轉眼見到個店主呀,嚇到傻咗企喺處,佢就話喇:店主家,唔該你計數啦。 120 00:11:12,752 --> 00:11:19,617 劉備叫人找咗數,就叫關羽話喇:二弟,你快啲將呢個匹夫拉走,免得佢無禮呀。 121 00:11:20,361 --> 00:11:25,358 噉關羽就拉咗張飛出去,跟埋劉備一齊上馬,就繼續起程。 122 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:30,985 嚟到臥龍崗下,劉備就吩咐關羽嘞: 123 00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:38,420 二弟,你同我看住三弟吓,我上崗去拜見臥龍先生,千祈唔准佢無禮呀。 124 00:11:39,187 --> 00:11:40,802 謹遵兄長吩咐。 125 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:47,912 張飛個肚呀咕咕聲喇,我呢個人唔知點呢,仲要二哥看實我喎。 126 00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:55,972 劉備一步一步踏住雪行上山崗,嚟到草廬前便伸手敲門嘞。 127 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:56,950 咯咯咯。 128 00:11:57,642 --> 00:11:59,721 裏便應咗聲:嚟喇嚟喇。 129 00:12:00,211 --> 00:12:05,527 咯,咦,開咗門嘞,哦!原來係劉將軍呀。 130 00:12:05,945 --> 00:12:10,853 啊係呀,冇錯係我劉備呀,你哋先生喺屋企嚟嘛? 131 00:12:11,395 --> 00:12:13,600 啊,有位先生喺屋企嚟呀。 132 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:19,960 劉備滿心歡喜行咗入門口,跟住個小童行到中門。 133 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:29,028 門上兩便,有副對聯寫住:淡泊以明志,寧靜而致遠。 134 00:12:30,525 --> 00:12:36,973 過咗中門,門對面係一道板照壁,板照壁背後就係草堂嘞。 135 00:12:37,968 --> 00:12:42,376 草堂裏便,端端正正有位青年坐喺度。 136 00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:47,503 抱住個手爐取暖,就攞住本書,正在睇到入晒神。 137 00:12:48,293 --> 00:12:57,180 劉備整一整衣冠,正話想行入去呀就喺呢個時候,嗰位青年啊嗯噉清一清喉嚨,朗誦起嚟: 138 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:04,940 鳳翱翔於千仞兮,非梧不棲。 139 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:19,862 劉備一聽個心就讚好:先生外號臥龍,佢呢首歌詞嘅第一句,歌頌嘅就係鳳,龍鳳呈祥吖嘛,好,好,再聽佢下文。 140 00:13:21,057 --> 00:13:42,668 士伏處於一方兮,非主不依。樂躬耕於隴畝兮,吾愛吾廬;聊寄傲於琴書兮,以待天時。 141 00:13:43,165 --> 00:13:48,217 劉備一聽:好,真係絕妙嘅歌啊! 142 00:13:48,877 --> 00:13:56,235 完全係臥龍等待時機,飛升天外之志,一定係諸葛亮無疑喇! 143 00:13:57,043 --> 00:14:02,822 劉備快步行過板照壁,行上草堂,深深作個揖,佢話: 144 00:14:03,322 --> 00:14:08,700 新野縣令劉備,久慕先生大名無緣拜會。 145 00:14:09,185 --> 00:14:16,387 日前得徐元直先生推薦,敬來仙莊,適逢先生外出,未睹尊顏。 146 00:14:17,045 --> 00:14:22,663 今日專誠冒雪而來,得見臥龍先生,實為萬幸咯。 147 00:14:22,882 --> 00:14:26,070 講完,雙膝一跪,就叩頭行禮。 148 00:14:27,222 --> 00:14:34,737 呢一位青年書生,連忙放低書本,推開個手爐企起身,搶前一步扶住劉備。 149 00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:38,645 不敢不敢,尊駕莫非係劉玄德將軍? 150 00:14:39,302 --> 00:14:41,393 冇錯,我就係劉備。 151 00:14:42,268 --> 00:14:44,627 劉將軍,我唔係臥龍啊。 152 00:14:45,198 --> 00:14:51,400 劉備聽咗呀,喺個肚處嘆咗一口氣:唉!又唔係諸葛亮。 153 00:14:52,432 --> 00:14:57,950 於是就企返起身:哦,先生唔係臥龍,尚未請教。 154 00:14:58,527 --> 00:15:02,403 劉將軍,我係臥龍嘅細佬諸葛均啊。 155 00:15:02,993 --> 00:15:08,858 我哋兄弟三人,長兄諸葛瑾,而家喺江東孫仲謀處做幕賓。 156 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,187 孔明乃係二家兄。 157 00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:15,235 劉備呢個時候呀,自己都覺得好笑起上嚟。 158 00:15:15,893 --> 00:15:22,540 自己個心成日諗住諸葛亮諸葛亮,見到個讀書人就迎住佢就係諸葛亮嘞,哈哈。 159 00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:26,968 誒請問三先生,令兄臥龍喺唔喺屋企呀? 160 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:33,407 劉將軍嚟得唔湊巧,昨日下午崔州平嚟約咗佢去遊覽喇。 161 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:43,718 劉備聽咗個心就埋怨崔州平嘞:遲唔約呀早唔約,偏偏昨日下午就掹咗佢出去遊覽? 162 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,760 三先生,令兄去咗邊度遊覽呢? 163 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,143 家兄嘅行蹤好難意料㗎。 164 00:15:51,922 --> 00:15:55,000 佢或者坐隻船仔遊於江湖之上; 165 00:15:55,605 --> 00:15:59,083 或者去崇山峻嶺探訪下啲和尚道士; 166 00:15:59,787 --> 00:16:01,642 或者去啲村落搵朋友; 167 00:16:02,307 --> 00:16:05,390 或者喺啲山谷洞府之內彈琴捉棋。 168 00:16:05,785 --> 00:16:09,142 總之,佢往來莫測,唔知去邊處㗎。 169 00:16:10,587 --> 00:16:18,053 唉,都係我劉備緣分淺薄,兩次都遇唔着大賢啊。 170 00:16:18,590 --> 00:16:20,358 啊,劉將軍請坐。 171 00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:23,588 諸葛均跟住叫個小童獻茶。 172 00:16:24,238 --> 00:16:27,223 劉備坐落,飲過茶,佢話: 173 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:35,200 三先生,勞煩你借啲紙墨筆硯我,等我留封信畀令兄聊表心意啦。 174 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:42,493 好,好呀。諸葛均叫個小童捧嚟文房四寶,擺好喺張枱處。 175 00:16:42,778 --> 00:16:46,648 然後呢就佢有佢睇書,劉備有劉備寫信。 176 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,552 嗰封信個大意呢就係噉嘅: 177 00:16:50,627 --> 00:16:56,604 我劉備眼睇住朝廷衰微,群雄亂國,個心好不安。 178 00:16:57,627 --> 00:17:02,495 為咗要拯救天下,兩次嚟到拜訪先生都遇唔見。 179 00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:09,412 而家留低個字,表達下自己對先生嘅敬意同誠心,下次仲要嚟嘅。 180 00:17:10,993 --> 00:17:14,480 劉備寫完信,封好,交咗畀諸葛均。 181 00:17:14,892 --> 00:17:21,336 佢諗:今日既然一場嚟到嘞,不妨坐多一陣同諸葛均傾下偈。 182 00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:26,065 順便等下諸葛亮都好吖,講唔定會等到嘅呢? 183 00:17:26,857 --> 00:17:31,860 佢想等,有個人唔願等啊,邊個啊?張飛。 184 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:36,965 張飛本來喺崗下由佢關二哥看住佢㗎嘛。 185 00:17:37,841 --> 00:17:41,227 佢見劉備上咗崗咁耐嘞有啲唔放心。 186 00:17:42,077 --> 00:17:46,845 佢係最怕劉備一個人行開咗出咩事嘅,佢忍唔住就話嘞: 187 00:17:47,628 --> 00:17:48,125 二哥。 188 00:17:48,748 --> 00:17:49,337 三弟。 189 00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:53,883 睇個樣,大哥實係會見到臥龍先生。 190 00:17:54,778 --> 00:17:55,688 你點知㗎? 191 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:59,187 都去咗咁耐咯,實見到啦。 192 00:17:59,818 --> 00:18:02,828 等我都上去見下嗰個先生,睇佢係點樣至得。 193 00:18:03,705 --> 00:18:06,748 大哥關照過我,要我好好看住你㗎。 194 00:18:07,135 --> 00:18:11,384 二哥放心,小弟上崗,決唔會無禮嘅。 195 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:16,737 噉見到張飛噉講,關羽就冇攔阻佢,由得佢上去。 196 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:24,827 張飛上咗崗,嚟到草廬,入咗大門,行過中門就嚟到板照壁前面企定。 197 00:18:26,135 --> 00:18:33,435 佢裝一裝裏便,見到劉備喺當中嗰間草堂坐喺處,同一個年青人傾偈。 198 00:18:33,543 --> 00:18:38,432 個心就諗嘞:呢個年青人,一定係諸葛亮嘞。 199 00:18:39,143 --> 00:18:43,428 一轉眼,又見到個小童喺草堂門口煲緊茶。 200 00:18:44,055 --> 00:18:47,995 張飛就笑噬噬噉對住個細路翕翕手:欸,欸。 201 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:52,752 個小童就行到佢面前:咩事呀?黑面將軍。 202 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:58,220 哈,你個細路,出口傷人,誒我大哥喺你屋企。 203 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:05,948 個小童都未等佢講完就話喇:哦,你嚟搵大哥呀?我哋屋企好多耕田佬㗎,邊個係你大哥啊? 204 00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:10,793 咩耕田佬啊,我大哥就係劉皇叔。 205 00:19:11,248 --> 00:19:18,572 哦,原來劉皇叔係你大哥咩?你睇,劉皇叔喺度同我哋三先生傾緊偈呀。 206 00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:23,275 誒,三先生係唔係臥龍先生啊? 207 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:28,498 唔係,臥龍先生係臥龍先生,三先生還三先生。 208 00:19:28,807 --> 00:19:31,582 哦,臥龍先生喺邊處呀? 209 00:19:32,552 --> 00:19:33,993 臥龍先生唔喺企呀。 210 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:41,180 吓?嘩!張飛嘩一聲就嚇到個細路一跳,掉頭就走。 211 00:19:41,929 --> 00:19:47,747 張飛忍唔住嘞,大步上前行過板照壁,大聲噉嗌: 212 00:19:47,898 --> 00:19:57,240 大哥啊,啲風越嚟越猛,雪就越落越大,臥龍先生既然唔喺屋企,請大哥返去罷啦! 213 00:19:58,151 --> 00:20:05,093 張飛個心諗喎:諸葛亮既然都唔喺屋企嚟,同三先生有咩傾頭啊噉喎。 214 00:20:05,868 --> 00:20:08,227 佢噉樣一嗌,劉備就急喇。 215 00:20:08,568 --> 00:20:14,360 佢諗:我正係想同諸葛均傾下,你呢個莽撞鬼又偏偏撞到嚟。 216 00:20:15,188 --> 00:20:21,742 劉備連忙起身,快步行出草堂嚟到張飛面前:三弟,你快啲出去。 217 00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:24,932 哦,大哥呀,啲風越嚟越猛。 218 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,865 我知道喇,快啲出去啦。 219 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,660 哦,誒啲雪越落越大喇。 220 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,368 係喇,我知道喇,出去啦! 221 00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:36,483 大哥,臥龍先生既然唔喺屋企,請大哥返去罷啦。 222 00:20:36,937 --> 00:20:38,783 真係激到劉備冇晒辦法。 223 00:20:39,568 --> 00:20:44,607 佢用手撳住張飛個心口,出力咁推佢:走啦走啦,你快啲走啦! 224 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:51,107 張飛一字退後仲一字嗌喎:大哥,風越嚟越猛,雪越落越大呀! 225 00:20:51,932 --> 00:20:54,445 劉備將張飛呀推咗過板照壁。 226 00:20:55,307 --> 00:21:03,172 見到關公趕到嚟喇,劉備就話:二弟呀,快啲嚟將呢個匹夫拉走,佢喺度呀真係無禮呀! 227 00:21:04,082 --> 00:21:09,277 關羽聽到劉備大哥噉講啊搶步上前,一手揦住張飛:走! 228 00:21:09,653 --> 00:21:11,595 蹬蹬蹬蹬,落咗山崗。 229 00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:18,870 劉備等關羽拉咗張飛出去,就行返入去草堂坐落,佢話: 230 00:21:20,465 --> 00:21:29,312 聽講令兄熟讀兵書,深明韜略,唔知三先生好唔好講啲畀我聽下,等我領教一二呢? 231 00:21:30,252 --> 00:21:37,278 劉將軍,家兄嘅事,我哋從來都冇過問,所以毫無所知呀。 232 00:21:37,893 --> 00:21:43,952 哦,劉備呀本來仲想搵個話頭,同諸葛均傾下。 233 00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:54,252 但係諸葛均開口嘞:劉將軍,家兄唔喺屋企,我亦不敢屈留將軍,請將軍返去先。 234 00:21:54,712 --> 00:21:58,017 第日等家兄返嚟,叫佢登門回拜啦。 235 00:21:58,457 --> 00:22:01,975 不敢不敢,我第日再嚟拜候令兄。 236 00:22:02,632 --> 00:22:05,680 剛才打擾晒,告辭喇。 237 00:22:06,821 --> 00:22:12,798 諸葛均送劉備出到大門口,劉備再三殷勤致意,然後分別。 238 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:20,737 正話想起步行,就聽見個小童指住外便話:老先生嚟喇,老先生嚟喇! 239 00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:27,123 劉備跟住佢隻手望過去,只見前便冇幾遠啊有一道小橋。 240 00:22:27,715 --> 00:22:36,565 有個人,頭戴暖帽,身穿狐皮袍啊,騎住一匹驢仔,𠽤𡃈𠽤𡃈噉行緊嚟喎。 241 00:22:37,292 --> 00:22:43,248 仲有個青衣小童,挽住一隻紅咚咚嘅酒葫蘆,跟住喺後便嚟。 242 00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:50,742 騎住驢仔嗰個人啊啱啱過咗道小橋,吟起詩上嚟喎,嗰首詩就係噉嘅: 243 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:58,309 一夜北風寒,萬里彤雲厚。 244 00:22:59,091 --> 00:23:04,456 長空雪亂飄,改盡江山舊。 245 00:23:05,455 --> 00:23:11,368 仰面觀太虛,疑是玉龍鬥。 246 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:17,468 紛紛鱗甲飛,頃刻遍宇宙。 247 00:23:18,205 --> 00:23:25,038 騎驢過小橋,獨嘆梅花瘦啊! 248 00:23:25,763 --> 00:23:30,572 劉備一聽:好,一定係諸葛亮返嚟喇! 249 00:23:30,837 --> 00:23:40,963 佢喇喇聲快步行前迎上去:啊!臥龍先生,頂風冒雪辛苦咯。新野縣令劉備久候多時喇。 250 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,753 一講完,深深作咗個揖。 251 00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:49,370 騎驢仔嗰個人慌忙落地回個禮:不敢不敢。 252 00:23:49,957 --> 00:23:52,525 劉備正話想跪低叩頭行個大禮。 253 00:23:53,098 --> 00:24:02,250 諸葛均喺後便追上嚟話喇:劉將軍,呢位並非二家兄,乃係二家兄嘅外父黃承彥老先生啊。 254 00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:10,280 哈哈哈哈哈哈,嘿劉備自己好笑,我想諸葛亮呢想到入咗迷咯。 255 00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:14,877 將佢個朋友當諸葛亮,將佢個兄弟當諸葛亮。 256 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,698 而家,連佢嘅外父大人當成諸葛亮咯。 257 00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:25,468 啊劉備轉肽亦轉得快喎,佢話:哦,原來係黃老先生! 258 00:24:25,967 --> 00:24:32,602 剛才聽見老先生吟嘅詩句非常高妙,故此錯認做令婿臥龍啊。 259 00:24:33,893 --> 00:24:37,545 劉將軍,你雙耳好使得啊! 260 00:24:38,597 --> 00:24:43,765 呢一首梁父吟,正係老夫喺小婿屋企見過嘅。 261 00:24:44,473 --> 00:24:49,862 因為鍾意佢寫得有新意,所以就記住喺個心嚟。 262 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:56,850 剛才行過道小橋,見到有幾樹梅花喺雪中開放。 263 00:24:57,142 --> 00:25:03,635 一時感觸,就故此朗誦咗出嚟,點知畀將軍聽到添,哈哈哈哈。 264 00:25:04,327 --> 00:25:07,985 請問老先生,你一路嚟有冇見到令婿呢? 265 00:25:08,553 --> 00:25:12,335 吓?乜小婿唔喺屋企嚟咩? 266 00:25:12,473 --> 00:25:16,448 哈哈,誒老夫今日嚟亦係想嚟睇下佢嘅啫。 267 00:25:17,172 --> 00:25:20,778 哦噉呀,我告辭喇老先生,請啊! 268 00:25:21,584 --> 00:25:24,933 劉備對黃承彥作咗個揖,就扯嘞。 269 00:25:26,055 --> 00:25:30,740 唉,呢趟係第二次嚟,又遇唔見孔明。 270 00:25:31,478 --> 00:25:37,163 佢回轉頭一望,嗰間草廬已經隱沒喺紛紛嘅大雪之中。 271 00:25:38,463 --> 00:25:47,350 行到落山崗腳,就叫埋關羽、張飛上咗馬,一班隨從跟住,冒住風雪就返去新野縣。 272 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,550 呢個時候,已經係年尾喇。 273 00:25:52,433 --> 00:25:55,835 劉備呀打算過咗年再去拜望諸葛亮。 274 00:25:56,345 --> 00:26:03,602 就請咗個占卦先生,擇定個吉日,專係等住過咗新年就三訪臥龍崗。 275 00:26:05,551 --> 00:26:16,590 噉啊話說大漢建安十三年春天,正月十三呢一日,劉備呀三顧草廬,去邀請諸葛亮下山。 276 00:26:18,063 --> 00:26:24,812 佢喺三日之前呀,就洗乾淨個身,開始食齋,焚香祈禱。 277 00:26:25,102 --> 00:26:29,217 晚上呢,一個人喺書房瞓,修身養性。 278 00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:33,320 嘿,嗰個求賢之心呀實在係夠晒誠懇。 279 00:26:34,787 --> 00:26:39,393 到咗十三嗰日,一早就叫差人去採辦禮品。 280 00:26:39,752 --> 00:26:46,473 事關去年辦嗰兩次禮呀,已經係隔咗年喇,陳年舊禮,唔能夠再用啦嘛。 281 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:52,523 同時又叫人去請埋關公同張飛嚟,約佢哋一齊去臥龍崗。 282 00:26:53,657 --> 00:26:58,395 張飛上兩次都畀劉備訓過喇,哈哈呢次又學乖咗,冇開口。 283 00:26:58,961 --> 00:27:02,915 但係關二爺忍唔住喇:兄長唔好去喇。 284 00:27:03,835 --> 00:27:06,407 二弟,點解你叫我唔好去呢? 285 00:27:07,370 --> 00:27:12,646 兄長,諸葛亮年紀輕輕,有幾大本事至得㗎? 286 00:27:13,335 --> 00:27:17,137 兄長你兩次登門拜訪,已經盡晒禮㗎喇。 287 00:27:17,905 --> 00:27:24,798 睇嚟嗰個諸葛亮徒有虛名,毫無實學,所以佢就避而不見唧。 288 00:27:25,357 --> 00:27:28,588 今日又去第三次,太過喇兄長。 289 00:27:29,725 --> 00:27:33,705 關羽話諸葛亮年紀輕,諸葛亮年紀係輕。 290 00:27:34,775 --> 00:27:40,107 我哋睇戲睇親嗰個諸葛亮呢吓都係五柳長鬚,以為佢好老吖。 291 00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:43,930 其實呀,佢比劉備後生成二十歲。 292 00:27:45,113 --> 00:27:50,267 建安十三年,劉備三顧草廬呢一陣啊已經係四十七歲。 293 00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:53,525 諸葛亮先至係二十七歲咋。 294 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:56,847 好喇,閑話休提,就講返下劉備。 295 00:27:57,409 --> 00:28:01,870 佢聽關公噉樣講呢就知道關羽有啲睇唔起諸葛亮,佢就話: 296 00:28:03,062 --> 00:28:05,362 二弟,你冇聽過咩? 297 00:28:05,928 --> 00:28:12,150 古時齊桓公要見東郭野人,去咗五次先至見上一面。 298 00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:19,172 見一個地位好低嘅小臣尚且如此,何況我係去見一位大賢呢? 299 00:28:20,057 --> 00:28:24,662 哦。關羽唔出聲,又輪到張飛忍唔住嘞: 300 00:28:25,178 --> 00:28:32,237 大哥,諸葛亮不過係個年紀輕輕嘅鄉下佬,點當得起大賢兩個字呀? 301 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,012 呢次唔使大哥親自去喇,等我去得喇! 302 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,662 你去?你點請得臥龍先生嚟呀? 303 00:28:39,868 --> 00:28:45,920 哼!佢肯嚟就嚟;唔嚟,我用條麻繩扎起佢,拉佢嚟! 304 00:28:46,452 --> 00:28:49,500 哼!三弟,你噉都講得出嚟嘅! 305 00:28:50,049 --> 00:28:56,450 我講你聽啦,當初周文王九訪姜太公係點樣㗎。 306 00:28:57,185 --> 00:29:03,670 文王將自己坐嘅車讓畀姜太公坐,自己呀親自拉車。 307 00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:08,208 文王尚且噉樣尊敬賢德嘅人何況我呢? 308 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:12,963 你既然藐視佢,就唔好去喇,等我同你二哥去啦。 309 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,328 大哥二哥你哋都去,小弟點能夠唔去啊? 310 00:29:17,837 --> 00:29:19,550 既然要去就不准無禮。 311 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,235 誒噉梗係啦。 312 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:24,827 好快脆,禮物採辦妥當喇。 313 00:29:25,478 --> 00:29:33,815 劉備同埋關羽、張飛出門上馬,帶住幾個隨從,第三次直奔臥龍崗。