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0 | 0 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: paper doll come try it on step out of that black chiffon here s a dress of gold and blue sure was fun being good to you this one we made just for fall and winter runs a bit too small this mint green is new for spring my love didn t cost a thing you re like twenty two girls in one and none of them know what they re running from was it just too far to fall for a little paper doll fold a scarf moroccan red tie your hair behind your head strap into some heels that hurt you shoulda kept my undershirt you re like twenty two girls in one and none of them know what they re running from was it just too far to fall for a little paper doll cut the cord and pull some strings make yourself some angel wings and if those angel wings don t fly someone s going to paint you another sky cause you re like twenty two girls in one and none of them know what they re running from was it just too far to fall was it just too far to fall 13 |
1 | 1 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: on my way on my way on my way on my way i would like to reach out my hand oombayseeyou oombaytellyou to run omabadee seemoobadeeyah well pick me up with golden hand and oombayseeyou oombaytellyou to run omabadee seemoobadeeyah well i would like to hold my little hand and we will run we will we will crawl we will i would like to hold my little hand and we will run we will we will crawl send me on my way send me on my way send me on my way send me on my way send me on my way send me on my way send me on my way mm hmm i would like to reach out my hand oombayseeyou oombaytellyou to run omabadee seemoobadeeyah now pick me up with golden hand oombayseeyou oombaytellyou to run omabadee seemoobadeeyah well i would like to hold my little hand and we will run we will we will crawl we will i would like to hold my little hand and we will run we will we will crawl send me on my way send me on my way send me on my way mm hmm whoo ha ha ha well i would like to hold my little hand and we will run we will we will crawl we will i would like to hold my little hand and we will run we will we will crawl send me on my way send me on my way send me on my way on my way send me on my way send me on my way ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh on my way ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh on my way i would like to reach out my hand oombayseeyou oombaytellyou to run omabadee seemoobadeeyah thank you thank you thank you very much14 |
2 | 2 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: are you alright i m alright i m quite alright and my money s right 8 countin them bands all way to the top til they be fallin over countin them bands on my way to the top til we fallin over i don t really care if you cry on the real you shoulda never lied shoulda saw the way she looked me in my eyes she said baby i am not afraid to die push me to the edge all my friends are dead push me to the edge all my friends are dead push me to the edge all my friends are dead push me to the edge phantom that s all red inside all white like somethin you ride a sled down i just want that head my brittany got mad i m barely her man now everybody got the same swag now watch the way that i tear it down stackin my bands all the way to the top all the way til my bands fallin over every time that you leave your spot your girlfriend call me like come on over i like the way that she treat me gon leave you won t leave me i call it that casanova she say i m insane yeah i might blow my brain out xanny help the pain yeah please xanny make it go away i m committed not addicted but it keep control of me all the pain now i can t feel it i swear that it s slowin me yeah i don t really care if you cry on the real you shoulda never lied saw the way she looked me in my eyes she said i am not afraid to die all my friends are dead push me to the edge all my friends are dead yeah ooh push me to the edge all my friends are dead yeah all my friends are dead yeah that is not your swag i swear you fake hard now these niggas wanna take my cadence rain on em thunderstorm rain on em medicine lil nigga take some fast car nascar race on em in the club ain t got no ones then we would beg them clothes from overseas got the racks and they all c notes you is not a g though lookin at you stackin all your money it all green though i was countin that and these all twenties that s a g roll she say you re the worst you re the worst i cannot die because this my universe i don t really care if you cry on the real you shoulda never lied shoulda saw the way she looked me in my eyes she said baby i am not afraid to die push me to the edge all my friends are dead push me to the edge all my friends are dead push me to the edge all my friends are dead push me to the edge796 |
3 | 3 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: it s tearin up my heart when i m with you but when we are apart i feel it too and no matter what i do i feel the pain with or without you baby i don t understand just why we can t be lovers things are getting out of hand trying too much but baby we can t win let it go if you want me girl let me know i am down on my knees i can t take it anymore it s tearin up my heart when i m with you but when we are apart i feel it too and no matter what i do i feel the pain with or without you oh oh oh oh oh oh alright baby don t misunderstand what i m trying to tell ya in the corner of my mind baby it feels like we re running out of time let it go if you want me girl let me know i am down on my knees i can t take it anymore oh oh oh baby it s tearin up my heart when i m with you but when we are apart i feel it too and no matter what i do i feel the pain with or without you tearin up my heart and soul we re apart i feel it too and no matter what i do i feel the pain with or without you tearin up my heart and soul we re apart i feel it too and no matter what i do i feel the pain with or without you it s tearin up my heart when i m with you but when we are apart i feel it too and no matter what i do i feel the pain with or without you and no matter what i do i feel the pain with or without you1 |
4 | 4 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: some of us we re hardly ever here the rest of us we re born to disappear how do i stop myself from being just a number how will i hold my head to keep from goin under down to the wire i wanted water but i ll walk through the fire if this is what it takes to take me even higher then i ll come through like i do when the world keeps testing me testing me testing me how did they find me here what do they want from me all of these vultures hiding right outside my door i hear them whispering they re tryin to ride it out they ve never gone this long without a kill before down to the wire i wanted water but i ll walk through the fire if this is what it takes to take me even higher then i ll come through like i do when the world keeps testing me testing me testing me wheels up i got to leave this evening i can t seem to shake these vultures off of my trail power is made by power being taken so i keep on running to protect my situation down to the wire i wanted water but i ll walk through the fire if this is what it takes to take me even higher then i ll come through like i do when the world keeps testing me testing me now ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh whatcha gonna do about it whatcha gonna do about it whatcha gonna do bout it don t give up give up don t give up give up give up don t you give up don t give up give up give up11 |
5 | 5 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: you love who you love who you love you love who you love who you love my girl she isn t the one i saw coming and sometimes i don t know which way to go and i tried to run before but i m not running anymore because i ve fought against it hard enough to know that you love who you love who you love you love who you love who you love you love who you love who you love oh you can t make yourself stop dreaming who you re dreaming of if it s who you love then it s who you love my boy ain t the one that i saw coming and some have said his heart s too hard to hold and it takes a little time but you should see him when he shines you never want to let that feeling go when you love who you love who you love you love who you love who you love yeah you love who you love who you love oh you can t make yourself stop dreaming who you re dreaming of if it s who you love then it s who you love oh you love who you love who you love you love who you love who you love you love who you love who you love oh you can t make yourself stop dreaming who you re dreaming of if it s who you love then it s who you love it s who you love who you love who you love who you love you re the one i love12 |
6 | 6 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: we pick up in new york city i m tryna find a man i never got to be but when i push down on the pavement i found the whole thing so much harder than it seemed the only deal i ever signed no devil drew a dotted line the stage was set the words were mine i m not complaining whiskey whiskey whiskey water water water sleep whiskey whiskey whiskey wake up shake it off and repeat it s just a phase it s not forever it s just a phase but i still might have a ways to go every night around this time my friends and i we treat it like a race when i really start to break it down i wouldn t trust a girl who knew about this place barking on with no one left speak softly underneath my breath hey world you ain t seen nothing yet great now it s raining whiskey whiskey whiskey water water water sleep whiskey whiskey whiskey wake up shake it off and repeat it s just a phase it s not forever it s just a phase but i still might have a ways to go whiskey whiskey whiskey water water water sleep dreamed somebody missed me wake up shake it off and repeat and repeat and repeat after me whiskey whiskey whiskey water water water sleep whiskey whiskey whiskey wake up shake it off and repeat it s just a phase it s not forever it s just a phase but i still might have a ways to go whiskey whiskey whiskey water water water sleep whiskey whiskey whiskey cut me off and pour me in the street1 |
7 | 7 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: every morning when you come downstairs hair s a mess but i don t care no makeup on and shining so bright my old sweatshirt never fit so right dancing around to the radio humming the words that you don t know cross out finding an angel off my list thinking that it don t get no better than this you make loving you easy you make loving you all i wanna do every little smile and every single touch reminds me just how much it all makes loving you easy wrapped around me late at night pillow talk by candle light gonna slow this down and make it last the best things fly by us so fast you make loving you easy you make loving you all i wanna do every little smile and every single touch reminds me just how much it all makes oh i wanna sing it again you make loving you easy you make loving you all i wanna do every little smile and every single touch reminds me just how much it all makes loving you easy easy easy2 |
8 | 8 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: so we live in our old van travel all across this land me and you we ll end up hand in hand somewhere down on the sand just me and you just as free free as we ll ever be just as free free as we ll ever be we drive until the city lights dissolve into a country sky just me and you lay underneath the harvest moon do all the things that lovers do just me and you just as free free as we ll ever be just as free free as we ll ever be no we don t have a lot of money no we don t have a lot of money no we don t have a lot of money all we need is love just as free free as we ll ever be just as free free as we ll ever be so we live in our old van travel all across this land me and you4 |
9 | 9 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: i don t need no doctor cause i know what s ailing me i don t need no doctor cause i know what s ailing me i ve been too long away from my baby yeah i m coming down with a misery i don t need no doctor for my prescription to be filled no no no i don t need no doctor for my prescription to be filled yeah only my baby s arms could ever could ever take away this chill now the doctor say i need rest for i need is her tenderness he put me on the critical list when all i need is her sweet kiss he gave me a medicated lotion but it didn t soothe my emotion yeah i don t need no doctor for my hope to live is gone no no i don t need no doctor for my hope to live is gone all i need is my baby please won t you please just come on home come on home |
10 | 10 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: hey mama don t you treat me wrong come and love your daddy all night long all right now hey hey all right see the girl with the diamond ring she knows how to shake that thing all right now hey hey hey hey tell your mama tell your pa i m going to sing you back to arkansas oh yes ma am you don t do right don t do right when you see me in misery come on baby see about me now yeah all right what d i say see the girl with the red dress on she can do the birdland all night long yeah what d i say well tell me what d i say tell me what d i say right now tell me what d i say tell me what d i say right now tell me what d i say tell me what d i say and i wanna know baby i wanna know right now and a i wanna know and i wanna know right now yeah and a i wanna know said i wanna know yeah hey ho hey ho hey ho oh one more time say it one more time right now say it one more time now say it one more time yeah say it one more time say it one more time yeah hey ho hey ho hey ho ah make me feel so good make me feel so good now yeah woah baby make me feel so good yeah make me feel so good make me feel so good yeah woah shake that thing now baby shake that thing now now baby shake that thing baby shake that thing right now baby shake that thing baby shake that thing |
11 | 11 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: i hear the drums echoing tonight but she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation she s coming in 12 30 flight her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation i stopped an old man along the way hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies he turned to me as if to say hurry boy it s waiting there for you it s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you there s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do i bless the rains down in africa gonna take some time to do the things we never had the wild dogs cry out in the night as they grow restless longing for some solitary company i know that i must do what s right as sure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the serengeti i seek to cure what s deep inside frightened of this thing that i ve become it s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you there s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do i bless the rains down in africa gonna take some time to do the things we never had hurry boy she s waiting there for you it s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you there s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do i bless the rains down in africa i bless the rains down in africa i bless the rains down in africa i bless the rains down in africa i bless the rains down in africa gonna take some time to do the things we never had104 |
12 | 12 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: well i came home like a stone and i fell heavy into your arms these days of dust which we ve known will blow away with this new sun but i ll kneel down wait for now and i ll kneel down know my ground and i will wait i will wait for you and i will wait i will wait for you so break my step and relent well you forgave and i won t forget know what we ve seen and him with less now in some way shake the excess cause i will wait i will wait for you and i will wait i will wait for you and i will wait i will wait for you and i will wait i will wait for you so i ll be bold as well as strong and use my head alongside my heart so tame my flesh and fix my eyes a tethered mind freed from the lies but i ll kneel down wait for now i ll kneel down know my ground raise my hands paint my spirit gold and bow my head keep my heart slow cause i will wait i will wait for you and i will wait i will wait for you and i will wait i will wait for you and i will wait i will wait for you35 |
13 | 13 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: i am an architect of days that haven t happened yet i can t believe a month is all it s been you know my paper heart the one i filled with pencil marks i think i might have gone and inked you in little by little inch by inch we built a yard with a garden in the middle of it and it ain t much but it s a start you got me swaying right along to the song of your heart and a face to call home a face to call home you got a face to call home so glad you didn t see the nervous wreck i used to be you d never know a man could feel so small and you never look at me like i m a liability i bet you think i ve never been at all little by little inch by inch we built a yard with a garden in the middle of it and it ain t much but it s a start you got me swaying right along to the song of your heart and a face to call home a face to call home you got a face to call home a face to call home a face to call home you got a face to call home maybe i could stay a while maybe i could stay a while maybe i could stay a while i m talking about all of the time maybe i could stay a while maybe i could stay a while maybe i could stay a while i m talking about all of the time little by little inch by inch we built a yard with a garden in the middle of it and it ain t much but it s a start you got me swaying right along to the song of your heart and a face to call home a face to call home you got a face to call home home home home home home home home home5 |
14 | 14 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: you know i like my chicken fried cold beer on a friday night a pair of jeans that fit just right and the radio up well i was raised up beneath the shade of a georgia pine and that s home you know sweet tea pecan pie and homemade wine where the peaches grow and my house it s not much to talk about but it s filled with love that s grown in southern ground and a little bit of chicken fried cold beer on a friday night a pair of jeans that fit just right and the radio up well i ve seen the sun rise see the love in my woman s eyes feel the touch of a precious child and know a mother s love it s funny how it s the little things in life that mean the most not where you live what you drive or the price tag on your clothes there s no dollar sign on a piece of mind this i ve come to know so if you agree have a drink with me raise your glasses for a toast to a little bit of chicken fried cold beer on a friday night a pair of jeans that fit just right and the radio up well i ve seen the sun rise see the love in my woman s eyes feel the touch of a precious child and know a mother s love i thank god for my life and for the stars and stripes may freedom forever fly let it ring salute the ones who died the ones that give their lives so we don t have to sacrifice all the things we love like our chicken fried and cold beer on a friday night a pair of jeans that fit just right and the radio up well i ve seen the sun rise see the love in my woman s eyes feel the touch of a precious child and know a mother s love get your little chicken fried cold beer on a friday night a pair of jeans that fit just right and the radio up well i ve done seen the sun rise see the love in my woman s eyes feel the touch of a precious child and know a mother s love28 |
15 | 15 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: well you done done me in you bet i felt it i tried to be chill but you re so hot that i melted i fell right through the cracks now i m trying to get back before the cool done run out i ll be giving it my bestest nothing s going to stop me but divine intervention i reckon it s again my turn to win some or learn some but i won t hesitate no more no more it cannot wait i m yours well open up your mind and see like me open up your plans and damn you re free look into your heart and you ll find love love love love listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing we re just one big family and it s our god forsaken right to be loved love love love loved so i won t hesitate no more no more it cannot wait i m sure there s no need to complicate our time is short this is our fate i m yours do you want to come on scootch on over closer dear and i will nibble your ear i ve been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror and bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer but my breath fogged up the glass and so i drew a new face and i laughed i guess what i be saying is there ain t no better reason to rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons it s what we aim to do our name is our virtue but i won t hesitate no more no more it cannot wait i m yours well open up your mind and see like me open up your plans and damn you re free look into your heart and you ll find the sky is yours so please don t please don t please don t there s no need to complicate cause our time is short this oh this oh this is our fate i m yours134 |
16 | 16 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: i wish you would step back from that ledge my friend you could cut ties with all the lies that you ve been living in and if you do not want to see me again i would understand i would understand the angry boy a bit too insane icing over a secret pain you know you don t belong you re the first to fight you re way too loud you re the flash of light on a burial shroud i know something s wrong well everyone i know has got a reason to say put the past away i wish you would step back from that ledge my friend you could cut ties with all the lies that you ve been living in and if you do not want to see me again i would understand i would understand well he s on the table and he s gone to code and i do not think anyone knows what they re doing here and your friends have left you you ve been dismissed i never thought it would come to this and i i want you to know everyone s got to face down the demons maybe today you could put the past away i wish you would step back from that ledge my friend you could cut ties with all the lies that you ve been living in and if you do not want to see me again i would understand i would understand i would understand i would understand i would understand i would understand can you put the past away i wish you would step back from that ledge my friend i would understand i wish you would step back from that ledge my friend i would understand i wish you would step back from that ledge my friend and i would understand i wish you would step back from that ledge my friend i would understand i wish you would step back from that ledge my friend and i would understand1 |
17 | 17 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: i got my toes in the water ass in the sand not a worry in the world a cold beer in my hand life is good today life is good today well the plane touched down just about three o clock and the city s still on my mind bikinis and palm trees danced in my head i was still in the baggage line concrete and cars are their own prison bars like this life i m living in but the plane brought me farther i m surrounded by water and i m not going back again i got my toes in the water ass in the sand not a worry in the world a cold beer in my hand life is good today life is good today adios and vaya con dios yeah i m leaving ga and if it weren t for tequila and pretty señoritas i d have no reason to stay adios and vaya con dios yeah i m leaving ga going to lay in the hot sun and roll a big fat one and grab my guitar and play four days flew by like a drunk friday night as the summer drew to an end they can t believe that i just couldn t leave and i bid adieu to my friends cause my bartender she s from the islands her body s been kissed by the sun and coconut replaces the smell of the bar and i don t know if it s her or the rum i got my toes in the water ass in the sand not a worry in the world a cold beer in my hand life is good today life is good today adios and vaya con dios a long way from ga yes and all the muchachas they call me big papa when i throw pesos their way adios and vaya con dios a long way from ga someone do me a favor and pour me some jaeger and i ll grab my guitar and play adios and vaya con dios going home now to stay the señoritas don t care o when there s no dinero yeah i got no money to stay adios and vaya con dios going home now to stay i m just going to drive up by the lake and put my ass in a lawn chair toes in the clay not a worry in the world a pbr on the way life is good today life is good today10 |
18 | 18 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: if i ever get around to living i m going to put my things away in the drawers and in the closets and there i ll stay stay if i ever get around to living it s going to be just like i dreamed i m going to take the love i m given and set it free free if i ever get around to living i ll take the end of every day tie it up to every morning and sail away away free free maybe it s all a dream i m having at seventeen i don t have tattoos and very soon mother will be calling me saying come upstairs you ve got some work to do when are you going to wise up boy when are you going to wise up boy when are you going to wise up boy when are you going to wise up boy you are hiding in your mind working all the time trying to make it better than you got it and you been spending all your time searching for a sign that s never going to look the way you want it i think you better wise up boy i think you better wise up boy i think you better wise up boy i think you better wise up boy2 |
19 | 19 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: did you know that you could be wrong and swear you re right some people been known to do it all their lives but you find yourself alone just like you found yourself before like i found myself in pieces on the hotel floor hard times help me see i m a good man with a good heart had a tough time got a rough start but i finally learned to let it go now i m right here and i m right now and i m hoping knowing somehow that my shadow days are over my shadow days are over now well i m no trouble maker and i never meant her harm but it doesn t mean i didn t make it hard to carry on well it sucks to be honest and it hurts to be real but it s nice to make some love that i can finally feel hard times let me be i m a good man with a good heart had a tough time got a rough start but i finally learned to let it go now i m right here and i m right now and i m hoping knowing somehow that my shadow days are over my shadow days are over now i m a good man with a good heart had a tough time got a rough start but i finally learned to let it go now i m right here and i m right now and i m hoping knowing somehow that my shadow days are over my shadow days are over now3 |
20 | 20 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo i m packed and i m holding i m smiling she s living she s golden she lives for me says she lives for me ovation her own motivation she comes round and she goes down on me and i make her smile like a drug for you do ever what you want to do coming over you keep on smiling what we go through one stop to the rhythm that divides you and i speak to you like the chorus to the verse chop another line like a coda with a curse come on like a freak show takes the stage we give them the games we play she say i want something else to get me through this semi charmed kind of life baby baby i want something else i m not listening when you say goodbye doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo the sky was gold it was rose i was taking sips up into my nose and i wish i could get back there some place back there smiling in the pictures you would take doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break it won t stop i won t come down i keep stock with a tick tock rhythm a bump for the drop and then i bumped up i took the hit that i was given then i bumped again then i bumped again i said how do i get back there to the place where i fell asleep inside you how do i get myself back to the place where you said i want something else to get me through this semi charmed kind of life baby baby i want something else i m not listening when you say goodbye i believe in the sand beneath my toes the beach gives a feeling an earthy feeling i believe in the faith that grows and the four right chords can make me cry when i m with you i feel like i could die and that would be alright alright and when the plane came in she said she was crashing the velvet it rips in the city we tripped on the urge to feel alive but now i m struggling to survive those days you were wearing that velvet dress you re the priestess i must confess those little red panties they pass the test so slide up round the belly face down on the mattress one and you hold me and we are broken still it s all that i want to do just a little now feel myself hovering off the ground i m scared i m not coming down no no and i won t run for my life she s got her jaws now locked down in a smile but nothing is alright alright and i want something else to get me through this life baby i want something else not listening when you say goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo the sky was gold it was rose i was taking sips up into my nose and i wish i could get back there some place back there in the place we used to start our lives doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo 42 |
21 | 21 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: baby oh oh even in my heart i see you re not being true to me deep within my soul i feel nothing s like it used to be sometimes i wish i could turn back time impossible as it may seem but i wish i could so bad baby quit playing games with my heart quit playing games with my heart before you tear us apart quit playing games with my heart i should have known from the start you know you have got to stop you are tearing us apart quit playing games with my heart i live my life the way to keep you coming back to me everything i do is for you so what is it that you can t see sometimes i wish i could turn back time impossible as it may seem but i wish i could so bad baby you better quit playing games with my heart quit playing games with my heart before you tear us apart quit playing games with my heart i should have known from the start you know you have got to stop you are tearing us apart quit playing games baby baby the love that we had was so strong don t leave me hanging here forever oh baby baby this is not right let s stop this tonight baby oh oh quit playing games na na na na na na na na na na na na baby na na na na na na sometimes i wish i could turn back time impossible as it may seem but i wish i could so bad baby quit playing games with my heart quit playing games with my heart before you tear us apart quit playing games with my heart i should have known from the start you know you have got to stop you are tearing us apart quit playing games with my heart quit playing games with my heart na na na na na na na na na na na baby na na na na na na quit playing games with my heart na na na na na na with my heart na na na na na baby my heart my heart2 |
22 | 22 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: where it began i can t begin to know when but then i know it s growing strong was in the spring and spring became the summer who d have believed you d come along hands touchin hands reachin out touchin me touchin you sweet caroline good times never seemed so good i ve been inclined to believe they never would but now i look at the night and it don t seem so lonely we fill it up with only two and when i hurt hurtin runs off my shoulders how can i hurt when holdin you warm touchin warm reachin out touchin me touchin you sweet caroline good times never seemed so good i ve been inclined to believe they never would oh no no sweet caroline good times never seemed so good sweet caroline i believe they never could sweet caroline good times never seemed so good31 |
23 | 23 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: take all of your wasted honor every little past frustration take all of your so called problems better put em in quotations say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say walking like a one man army fighting with the shadows in your head living out the same old moment knowing you d be better off instead if you could only say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say have no fear for giving in have no fear for giving over you d better know that in the end it s better to say too much than never to say what you need to say again even if your hands are shaking and your faith is broken even as the eyes are closing do it with a heart wide open say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say say what you need to say6 |
24 | 24 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: baby you a song you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise hey baby yeah when i first saw that bikini top on her she s poppin right out of the south georgia water thought oh good lord she had them long tanned legs couldn t help myself so i walked up and said baby you a song you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise down a back road blowin stop signs through the middle every little farm town with you in this brand new chevy with a lift kit would look a hell of a lot better with you up in it so baby you a song you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise she was sippin on southern and singin marshall tucker we were fallin in love in the sweet heart of summer she hopped right up into the cab of my truck and said fire it up let s go get this thing stuck baby you a song you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise down a back road blowin stop signs through the middle every little farm town with you in this brand new chevy with a lift kit would look a hell of a lot better with you up in it so baby you a song you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise when that summer sun fell to its knees i looked at her and she looked at me and i turned on those kc lights and drove all night because it felt so right her and i man we felt so right i put it in park and grabbed my guitar and strummed a couple chords and sang from the heart girl you sure got the beat in my chest bumpin hell i can t get you out of my head baby you a song you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise down a back road blowin stop signs through the middle every little farm town with you baby you a song you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise down a back road blowin stop signs through the middle every little farm town with you in this brand new chevy with a lift kit would look a hell of a lot better with you up in it so baby you a song you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise come on girl get those windows down and cruise aww yeah22 |
25 | 25 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: i can hear her heart beat for a thousand miles and the heavens open everytime she smiles and when i come to her that s just where i belong yet i run into her like a river s song she gives me love love love love crazy love she gives me love love love love crazy love she s got a fine sense of humor when i m feeling low down and when i come to her when the sun goes down takes away my trouble takes away my grief takes away all of my heartache in the night like a thief she gives me love love love love crazy love she gives me love love love love crazy love yes i need her in the daytime oh but i need her in the night yes i want to throw my arms around her kiss and hug her kiss and hug her tight and when i m returning from so far away she gives me some sweet lovin brightens up my day yes it makes me righteous it makes me feel whole and it makes me mellow down into my soul she gives me love love love love crazy love she gives me love love love love crazy love she gives me love i need love love love love crazy love crazy love crazy love crazy love2 |
26 | 26 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: baby last night was hands down one of the best nights mm that i ve had no doubt between the bottle of wine and the look in your eyes and the marvin gaye then we danced in the dark under september stars in the pourin rain and i know that i can t ever tell you enough that all i need in this life is your crazy love if i never get to see the northern lights or if i never get to see the eiffel tower at night oh if all i got is your hand in my hand baby i could die a happy man a happy man baby mmm baby that red dress brings me to my knees oh but that black dress makes it hard to breathe you re a saint you re a goddess the cutest the hottest a masterpiece it s too good to be true nothing better than you in my wildest dreams and i know that i can t ever tell you enough that all i need in this life is your crazy love if i never get to see the northern lights or if i never get to see the eiffel tower at night oh if all i got is your hand in my hand baby i could die a happy man yeah yeah mmm i don t need no vacation no fancy destination baby you re my great escape we could stay at home listen to the radio dance around the fireplace oh if i never get to build my mansion in georgia or drive a sports car up the coast of california oh if all i got is your hand in my hand baby i could die a happy man baby i could die a happy man oh i could die a happy man you know i could girl i could die i could die a happy man mmm13 |
27 | 27 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: heading down south to the land of the pines i m thumbing my way into north caroline staring up the road and pray to god i see headlights i made it down the coast in seventeen hours picking me a bouquet of dogwood flowers and i m a hoping for raleigh i can see my baby tonight so rock me mama like a wagon wheel rock me mama any way you feel hey mama rock me rock me mama like the wind and the rain rock me mama like a southbound train hey mama rock me running from the cold up in new england i was born to be a fiddler in an old time string band my baby plays a guitar i pick a banjo now oh north country winters keep a getting me down lost my money playing poker so i had to leave town but i ain t turning back to living that old life no more so rock me mama like a wagon wheel rock me mama any way you feel hey mama rock me rock me mama like the wind and the rain rock me mama like a southbound train hey mama rock me walking to the south out of roanoke i caught a trucker out of philly had a nice long toke but he s a heading west from the cumberland gap to johnson city tennessee and i got to get a move on before the sun i hear my baby calling my name and i know that she s the only one and if i die in raleigh at least i will die free so rock me mama like a wagon wheel rock me mama any way you feel hey mama rock me rock me mama like the wind and the rain rock me mama like a southbound train hey mama rock me so rock me mama like a wagon wheel rock me mama any way you feel hey hey mama rock me mama rock me mama rock me rock me mama like the wind and the rain rock me mama like a southbound train hey hey mama rock me you can rock me rock me31 |
28 | 28 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: alright alright yeah it s alright alright don t need no five star reservations i got spaghetti and a cheap bottle of wine don t need no concert in the city i got a stereo and the best of patsy cline ain t got no caviar no dom perignon but as far as i can see i got everything i want because i got a roof over my head the woman i love laying in my bed and it s alright alright i got shoes under my feet forever in the eyes staring back at me and it s alright alright yeah i got all i need and it s alright by me maybe later on we ll walk down to the river lay on a blanket and stare up at the moon it may not be no french riviera but it s all the same to me as long as i m with you may be a simple life but that s okay yeah if you ask me baby i think i ve got it made because i got a roof over my head the woman i love laying in my bed and it s alright alright i got shoes under my feet forever in the eyes staring back at me and it s alright alright yeah i got all i need and it s alright by me when i lay down at night i thank the lord above for giving me everything i ever could dream of because i got a roof over my head the woman i love laying in my bed and it s alright alright i got shoes under my feet forever in the eyes staring back at me and it s alright alright yeah i got all i need and it s alright by me4 |
29 | 29 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: well i wonder what it s like to be a rainmaker i wonder what it s like to know that i made the rain i d store it in boxes with little yellow tags on every one you can come and see them when i m done when i m done i wonder what it s like to be a superhero i wonder where i d go if i could fly around downtown yeah from some other planet i d get this funky high on a yellow sun boy i bet my friends will all be stunned they re stunned yeah straight up what did you hope to learn about here if i was someone else would it all fall apart strange where were you when we started this gig i wish the real world would just stop hassling me do you do you and me well i wonder what it s like to be the head honcho i wonder what i d do if they all did just what i said well i d shout out an order i think we re out of this man get me some boy don t make me want to change my tone my tone yeah straight up what did you hope to learn about here if i was someone else would it all fall apart strange where were you when we started this gig i wish the real world would just stop hassling me please don t change please don t break well the only thing that seems to work at all is you please don t change at all for me to you and you to me yeah yeah straight up what did you want to learn about here if i was someone else would this all just fall apart strange where were you when we started this gig i wish the real world would just stop hassling me i wish the real world would just stop hassling me i wish the real world would just stop hassling me to you and me5 |
30 | 30 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: you make me feel so young you make me feel as spring has sprung and every time i see you grin i m such a happy individual the moment that you speak i wanna go play hide and seek i wanna go and bounce the moon just like a toy balloon you and i are just like a couple of tots runnin around the meadow pickin up all those forget me nots you make me feel so young you make me feel there are songs to be sung bells to be rung and a wonderful fling to be flung and even when i m old and gray i m gonna feel the way i do today cause you make me feel so young you make me young you make me feel that spring has sprung and every time i see you grin i m such a happy individual the moment that you speak i wanna go play hide and seek i wanna go and bounce at the moon like a big balloon because you and i are just like a couple of tots runnin across the meadow gatherin up all you make me young you make me feel there are songs to be sung lots of bells to be rung and a wonderful fling to be flung and even when i m old and gray i m gonna feel the way i do today cause you make me feel so yeah i just feel so you make me feel so young you make me feel so young you make me feel so young |
31 | 31 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: the mixtapes got a little hank little drake a little somethin bumpin thumb thumpin on the wheel right the mix in our drinks a little stronger than you think so get a grip take a sip of that feel right trucks jacked up flat bills flipped back yeah you can find us where the party s at this is how we roll whoa whoa we hangin round singin down everything on the radio whoa whoa we light it up with our hands up this is how we roll this is how we do we re burning down the night shootin bullets at the moon baby this is how we roll whoa whoa yeah baby this is how we roll we rollin into town with nothin else to do we take another lap around yeah holla at your boy if you need a ride if you roll with me yeah you know we rollin high up on them 37 nittos windows tinted hard to see though how fresh my baby is in the shotgun seat oh them kisses are for me though automatic like a free throw this life i live it might not be for you but it s for me though this is how we roll whoa whoa we hangin round singin down everything on the radio whoa whoa we light it up with our hands up this is how we roll this is how we do when the world turns ugly i just turn and look at you baby this is how we roll whoa and we gonna sing it to em yeah we re proud to be young we stick to our guns we love who we love and we wanna have fun yeah we cuss on them mondays and pray on them sundays pass it around and we dream about one day cause this is how we roll we hangin round singin out everything on the radio whoa whoa we light it up with our hands up this is how we roll this is how we ride we slangin up the mud cuttin through the country side baby this is how we roll whoa whoa yeah this is how we roll this how we roll this is how we do we burnin down the night shootin bullets at the moon baby this is how we roll whoa whoa yeah this is how we roll 25 |
32 | 32 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: we drove right past that no trespassing sign we sat on the tailgate and watched the planes take off we thought we had all night there was no need to rush that s when those cops came pulling up and i thought man ain t this some shhhh your daddy s gonna kill me but if i survive tonight i wouldn t change one thing baby yeah i know it sounds crazy but there was somethin bout the way the blue lights were shinin bringing out the freedom in your eyes i was too busy watching you going wild child to be worried about going to jail you were thinking that running for it would make a good story i was thinking you were crazy as hell you were so innocent but you were stealing my heart i fell in love in the back of a cop car man they weren t playin they sure put those cuffs on quick you tried to sweet talk em they didn t fall for it but i did you were on the left i was on the right i knew you didn t smoke when you asked him for a light and i laughed he got mad and slammed the door i swear your daddy s gonna kill me but if i survive tonight i wouldn t change one thing baby yeah i know it sounds crazy but there was somethin bout the way the blue lights were shinin bringing out the freedom in your eyes i was too busy watching you going wild child to be worried about going to jail you were thinking that running for it would make a good story i was thinking you were crazy as hell you were so innocent but you were stealing my heart i fell in love in the back of a cop car and you were like side by side and locked in tight they were taking their time but we didn t mind we talked and we laughed we sat real close by the time they let us go i was already gone cause there was somethin bout the way the blue lights were shinin bringing out the freedom in your eyes i was too busy watching you going wild child to be worried about going to jail you were thinking that running for it would make a good story i was thinking you were crazy as hell but you were so innocent but you were stealing my heart i fell in love in the back the back the cop car i fell in love in the back of a cop car 6 |
33 | 33 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: and i d give up forever to touch you cause i know that you feel me somehow you re the closest to heaven that i ll ever be and i don t wanna go home right now and all i can taste is this moment and all i can breathe is your life and sooner or later it s over i just don t wanna miss you tonight and i don t want the world to see me cause i don t think that they d understand when everything s made to be broken i just want you to know who i am and you can t fight the tears that ain t coming or the moment of truth in your lies when everything feels like the movies yeah you bleed just to know you re alive and i don t want the world to see me cause i don t think that they d understand when everything s made to be broken i just want you to know who i am and i don t want the world to see me cause i don t think that they d understand when everything s made to be broken i just want you to know who i am and i don t want the world to see me cause i don t think that they d understand when everything s made to be broken i just want you to know who i am i just want you to know who i am i just want you to know who i am i just want you to know who i am115 |
34 | 34 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: today is a winding road that s taking me to places that i didn t want to go whoa today in the blink of an eye i m holding on to something and i do not know why i tried i tried to read between the lines i tried to look in your eyes i want a simple explanation for what i m feeling inside i gotta find a way out maybe there s a way out your voice was the soundtrack of my summer do you know you re unlike any other you ll always be my thunder and i said your eyes are the brightest of all the colors i don t wanna ever love another you ll always be my thunder so bring on the rain and bring on the thunder today is a winding road tell me where to start and tell me something i don t know whoa today i m on my own i can t move a muscle and i can t pick up the phone i don t know and now i m itching for the tall grass and longing for the breeze i need to step outside just to see if i can breathe i gotta find a way out maybe there s a way out your voice was the soundtrack of my summer do you know you re unlike any other you ll always be my thunder and i said your eyes are the brightest of all the colors i don t wanna ever love another you ll always be my thunder so bring on the rain yeah i m walking on a tightrope i m wrapped up in vines i think i ll make it out but you just gotta give me time strike me down with lightning let me feel you in my veins i wanna let you know how much i feel your pain today is a winding road that s taking me to places that i didn t want to go whoa your voice was the soundtrack of my summer do you know you re unlike any other you ll always be my thunder and i said your eyes are the brightest of all the colors i don t wanna ever love another you ll always be my thunder and i said your voice was the soundtrack of my summer do you know you re unlike any other you ll always be my thunder so bring on the rain oh baby bring on the pain and listen to the thunder8 |
35 | 35 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: shakedown 1979 cool kids never have the time on a live wire right up off the street you and i should meet junebug skippin like a stone with the headlights pointed at the dawn we were sure we d never see an end to it all and i don t even care to shake these zipper blues and we don t know just where our bones will rest to dust i guess forgotten and absorbed into the earth below double cross the vacant and the bored they re not sure just what we have in store morphine city slippin dues down to see that we don t even care as restless as we are we feel the pull in the land of a thousand guilts and poured cement lamented and assured to the lights and towns below faster than the speed of sound faster than we thought we d go beneath the sound of hope justine never knew the rules hung down with the freaks and ghouls no apologies ever need be made i know you better than you fake it to see that we don t even care to shake these zipper blues and we don t know just where our bones will rest to dust i guess forgotten and absorbed into the earth below the street heats the urgency of now as you see there s no one around65 |
36 | 36 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: well there ain t enough smoke in my eyes to hide the kind of games you re tryna play honey don t you act so surprised you know exactly what i m bout to say you kiss my lips like you mean it but you ain t that slick everywhere we go you keep lookin around fixing your make up like it s about to go down and he walks in it all makes sense suddenly you re climbing all up next to me next to me i ain t no fool you rascal you you don t want me you just want your ex to see ex to see whoa whoa whoa ooh whoa whoa ooh whoa whoa ooh so that s why when i pick you up you always want me to drive your car so i can leave mine at your house and he can wonder where you are well you re right here looking sexy whispering in my ear everywhere we go you keep lookin around fixing your make up like it s about to go down and he walks in it all makes sense suddenly you re climbing all up next to me next to me i ain t no fool you rascal you you don t want me you just want your ex to see ex to see whoa whoa whoa ooh whoa whoa ooh whoa whoa ooh you you you just want your ex to see i i you you you just want your ex to see girl you look kind of cute called out you re making it hard to have hard feelings for you now so hey did he really do you wrong i guess i can play along i guess i can play along and he walks in it all makes sense to me suddenly you re climbing all up next to me next to me i ain t no fool you rascal you girl come here and kiss me i just want your ex to see whoa whoa whoa ooh whoa whoa ooh whoa whoa ooh i just want your ex to see ex to see ex to see whoa whoa whoa ooh whoa whoa ooh whoa whoa ooh i just i just i just want your ex to see i just i just i just want your ex to see girl you look kind of cute called out i just i just i just want your ex to see i just want your ex i just want your ex i i just want your ex i just want your ex to see15 |
37 | 37 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: i don t know if you were looking at me or not you probably smile like that all the time i don t mean to bother you but i couldn t just walk by and not say hi i know your name cause everybody in here knows your name you re not looking for anything right now so i don t wanna come on strong don t get me wrong your eyes are so intimidating my heart is pounding but it s just a conversation no girl i m not wasted you don t know me i don t know you but i want to i don t wanna steal your freedom i don t wanna change your mind i don t have to make you love me i just want to take your time i don t wanna wreck your friday i ain t gonna waste my lines i don t have to take your heart i just wanna take your time i know it starts with hello the next thing you know you re try to be nice and some guys getting too close trying to pick you up trying to get you drunk i m sure one of your friends is about to come over here cause she s supposed to save you from random guys that talk too much and wanna stay too long it s the same old song and dance but i think you know it well you could ve rolled your eyes told me to go to hell could ve walked away but you re still here and i m still here come on let s see where it goes i don t wanna steal your freedom i don t wanna change your mind i don t have to make you love me i just wanna take your time i don t have to meet your mother we don t have to cross that line i don t wanna steal your covers i just wanna take your time i don t wanna go home with you i just wanna be alone with you i don t wanna steal your freedom i don t wanna change your mind i don t have to make you love me i just wanna take your time i don t wanna blow your phone up i just wanna blow your mind i don t have to take your heart i just wanna take your time no i ain t gotta call you baby i ain t gotta call you mine i don t have to take your heart i just wanna take your time151 |
38 | 38 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: look up child the world is born shoe s untied and your soles are worn windows are rolled down sun is setting high windows are rolled down i m fixin to die corn rows have companion feel this rocky road and this steering wheel who do you call to ease your pain i hope for you to get through this rain windows are rolled down moon is hanging low windows are rolled down think it s time for me to go hey ay ay a ay is it what you dreamed it d be are you locked up in this fantasy oh this miles that have torn us apart my new found faith and my broken heart windows are rolled down sun is rising high windows are rolled down feel that wind rushing by hey ay ay a windows are rolled down |
39 | 39 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: we watch the season pull up its own stakes and catch the last weekend of the last week before the gold and the glimmer have been replaced another sun soaked season fades away you have stolen my heart you have stolen my heart invitation only grand farewells crash the best one of the best ones clear liquor and cloudy eyed too early to say goodnight you have stolen my heart you have stolen my heart and from the ballroom floor we are in celebration one good stretch before our hibernation our dreams assured and we all will sleep well sleep well sleep well sleep well sleep well you have stolen you have stolen you have stolen my heart i watch you spin around in your highest heels you are the best one of the best ones and we all look like we feel you have stolen my you have stolen my you have stolen my heart3 |
40 | 40 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: american woman stay away from me american woman mama let me be don t come hanging around my door i don t want to see your face no more i got more important things to do than spend my time growing old with you now woman stay away american woman listen what i say american woman get away from me american woman mama let me be don t come knocking around my door i don t wanna see your shadow no more colored lights can hypnotize sparkle someone else s eyes now woman get away american woman listen what i say american woman said get away from me american woman listen what i say don t come hanging around my door don t wanna see your face no more i don t need your war machines i don t need your ghetto scenes colored lights can hypnotize sparkle someone else s eyes now woman get away american woman listen what i say american woman stay away from me american woman mama let me be i gotta go i gotta get away baby i gotta go i wanna fly away i m gonna leave you woman i m gonna leave you woman i m gonna leave you woman i m gonna leave you woman a bye bye a bye bye bye bye bye bye you re no good for me and i m no good for you i look you right straight in the eye and tell you what i m gonna do i m going to leave you woman you know i got to go i m going to leave you woman i got to go i got to go i gotta go american woman yeah3 |
41 | 41 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: you re on the couch blowing up my phone you don t want to come out but you don t want to be alone it don t take but two to have a little soiree if you re in the mood sit tight right where you are babe cause i ll be at your door in ten minutes whatever you got on girl stay in it you ain t gotta leave the house to have a good time i ma bring the good time home to you we ll have a house party we don t need nobody turn your tv off break that boombox out we ll wake up all the neighbors til the whole block hates us and the cops show up and try to shut us down if you re gonna be a homebody we re gonna have a house party if you wanna be a homebody we re gonna have a house party throw a neon t shirt over the lamp shade i ll take the furniture slide it out of the way shaking the floor rattling the roof we ll go to town right there in your living room let s have a house party we don t need nobody turn your tv off break that boombox out we ll wake up all the neighbors til the whole block hates us and the cops will show up and try to shut us down if you re gonna be a homebody we re gonna have a house party if you wanna be a homebody we re gonna have a house party so i ll be at your door in ten minutes whatever you got on baby stay in it you ain t gotta leave the house to have a good time i ma bring the good time home to you we ll have a house party we don t need nobody turn your tv off break that boombox out we ll wake up all the neighbors til the whole block hates us and the cops will show up and try to shut us down if you re gonna be a homebody we re gonna have a house party if you wanna be a homebody we re gonna have a house party11 |
42 | 42 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: did you see the sky i think it means that we ve been lost maybe one less time is all we need i can t really help it if my tongue s all tied in knots jumping off a bridge it s just the farthest that i ve ever been anywhere you go i ll follow you down anyplace but those i know by heart anywhere you go i ll follow you down i ll follow you down but not that far i know we re headed somewhere i can see how far we ve come but still i can t remember anything let s not do the wrong thing and i swear it might be fun it s a long way down when all the knots we ve tied have come undone whoooo how you gonna ever find your place runnin in an artificial pace are they gonna find us lying face down in the sand so what the hell have we already been forever damned anywhere you go i ll follow you down anyplace but those i know by heart anywhere you go i ll follow you down i ll follow you down but not that far i ll follow you down but not that far i ll follow you down but not that far i ll follow you down but not that far |
43 | 43 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: she s a good girl loves her mama loves jesus and america too she s a good girl crazy bout elvis loves horses and her boyfriend too it s a long day livin in reseda there s a freeway runnin through the yard and i m a bad boy cause i don t even miss her i m a bad boy for breakin her heart and i m free free fallin yeah i m free free fallin all the vampires walkin through the valley move west down ventura boulevard and all the bad boys are standing in the shadows and the good girls are home with broken hearts and i m free i m free fallin yeah i m free free fallin i wanna glide down over mulholland i wanna write her name in the sky i m gonna free fall out into nothin gonna leave this world for a while now i m free free fallin yeah i m free free fallin yeah i m free free fallin oh free fallin and i m free oh free fallin free fallin 39 |
44 | 44 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: baby it s been a long day baby things ain t been going my way you know i need you here to clear my mind all the time and baby the way you move me it s crazy it s like you see right through me and make it easier and believe me you don t even have to try oh because you are the best thing you are the best thing you are the best thing that ever happened to me baby we ve come a long way baby you know i hope and i pray that you believe me when i say this love will never fade away oh because you are the best thing you are the best thing you are the best thing that ever happened to me both of us have know love before to come on up promising like the spring to walk on out the door our hearts are strong and our hearts are kind let me tell you just exactly what is on my mind you are the best thing you are the best thing you are the best thing that ever happened to me you are the best thing you are the best thing you are the best thing that ever happened to me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah now now now now2 |
45 | 45 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: i was only walking through your neighbourhood saw your light on honey in the cold i stood anywhere i go there you are anywhere i go there you are i ve been getting used to waking up with you i ve been getting used to waking up here anywhere i go there you are anywhere i go there you are there you are there you are mm you re the fire and the flood and i always feel you in my blood everything is fine when your head s resting next to mine next to mine you re the fire and the flood ah ooh ooh ooh ah ooh ooh ooh since we met i feel a lightness in my step you re miles away but i still feel you anywhere i go there you are anywhere i go there you are late at night when you can t fall asleep i ll be lying right beside you counting sheep anywhere i go there you are anywhere i go there you are there you are there you are mm you re the fire and the flood and i always feel you in my blood everything is fine when your head s resting next to mine next to mine you re the fire and the flood now listen here she said boy when you know you ll know and i know you re the fire and the flood and i always feel you in my blood everything is fine when your head s resting next to mine next to mine you re the fire and the flood17 |
46 | 46 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: there s a lady who s sure all that glitters is gold and she s buying a stairway to heaven when she gets there she knows if the stores are all closed with a word she can get what she came for ooh ooh and she s buying a stairway to heaven there s a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure cause you know sometimes words have two meanings in a tree by the brook there s a songbird who sings sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven ooh it makes me wonder ooh makes me wonder there s a feeling i get when i look to the west and my spirit is crying for leaving in my thoughts i have seen rings of smoke through the trees and the voices of those who stand looking ooh it makes me wonder ooh really makes me wonder and it s whispered that soon if we all call the tune then the piper will lead us to reason and a new day will dawn for those who stand long and the forests will echo with laughter oh oh oh oh woahhh if there s a bustle in your hedgerow don t be alarmed now it s just a spring clean for the may queen yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run there s still time to change the road you re on and it makes me wonder ohh woah your head is humming and it won t go in case you don t know the piper s calling you to join him dear lady can you hear the wind blow and did you know your stairway lies on the whispering wind and as we wind on down the road our shadows taller than our soul there walks a lady we all know who shines white light and wants to show how everything still turns to gold and if you listen very hard the tune will come to you at last when all are one and one is all to be a rock and not to roll and she s buying a stairway to heaven282 |
47 | 47 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: cause it s a bitter sweet symphony that s life trying to make ends meet you re a slave to money then you die i ll take you down the only road i ve ever been down you know the one that takes you to the places where all the veins meet yeah no change i can change i can change i can change but i m here in my mould i am here in my mould but i m a million different people from one day to the next i can t change my mould no no no no no no no well i ve never prayed but tonight i m on my knees yeah i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me yeah i let the melody shine let it cleanse my mind i feel free now but the airwaves are clean and there s nobody singing to me now no change i can change i can change i can change but i m here in my mould i am here in my mould and i m a million different people from one day to the next i can t change my mould no no no no no have you ever been down i can t change it you know i can t change it cause it s a bitter sweet symphony that s life trying to make ends meet trying to find some money then you die i ll take you down the only road i ve ever been down you know the one that takes you to the places where all the veins meet yeah you know i can change i can change i can change i can change but i m here in my mould i am here in my mould and i m a million different people from one day to the next i can t change my mould no no no no no i can t change my mould no no no no no i can t change my mould no no no no no you ve gotta change my mould no no no been down ever been down ever been down ever been down ever been down have you ever been down have you ever been down have you ever been down 56 |
48 | 48 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: he broke your heart he took your soul you hurt inside cause there s a hole you need some time to be alone then you will find what you ve always known i m the one who really loves you baby i ve been knocking at your door as long as i m living i ll be waiting as long as i m breathing i ll be there whenever you call me i ll be waiting whenever you need me i ll be there i ve seen ya cry into the night i feel your pain can i make it right i realize there s no end in sight yet still i wait for you to see the light i m the one who really loves you baby i can t take it anymore as long as i m living i ll be waiting as long as i m breathing i ll be there whenever you call me i ll be waiting whenever you need me i ll be there you are the only one i ve ever known that makes me feel this way girl you are my own i want to be with you until we re old you ve got the love you need right in front of you please come home as long as i m living i ll be waiting as long as i m breathing i ll be there whenever you call me i ll be waiting whenever you need me i ll be there as long as i m living i ll be waiting as long as i m breathing i ll be there whenever you call me i ll be waiting whenever you need me i ll be there9 |
49 | 49 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: my lover s got humor she s the giggle at a funeral knows everybody s disapproval i should ve worshipped her sooner if the heavens ever did speak she s the last true mouthpiece every sunday s getting more bleak a fresh poison each week we were born sick you heard them say it my church offers no absolutes she tells me worship in the bedroom the only heaven i ll be sent to is when i m alone with you i was born sick but i love it command me to be well aaa amen amen amen take me to church i ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies i ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife offer me that deathless death good god let me give you my life take me to church i ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies i ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife offer me that deathless death good god let me give you my life if i m a pagan of the good times my lover s the sunlight to keep the goddess on my side she demands a sacrifice drain the whole sea get something shiny something meaty for the main course that s a fine looking high horse what you got in the stable we ve a lot of starving faithful that looks tasty that looks plenty this is hungry work take me to church i ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies i ll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife offer me my deathless death good god let me give you my life take me to church i ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies i ll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife offer me my deathless death good god let me give you my life no masters or kings when the ritual begins there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin in the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene only then i am human only then i am clean oh oh amen amen amen take me to church i ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies i ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife offer me that deathless death good god let me give you my life take me to church i ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies i ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife offer me that deathless death good god let me give you my life1 6k |
50 | 50 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: you say that we ve got nothing in common no common ground to start from and we re falling apart you ll say the world has come between us our lives have come between us still i know you just don t care and i said what about breakfast at tiffany s she said i think i remember that film and as i recall i think we both kinda liked it and i said well that s one thing we ve got i see you the only one who knew me and now your eyes see through me i guess i was wrong so what now it s plain to see we re over and i hate when things are over when so much is left undone and i said what about breakfast at tiffany s she said i think i remember that film and as i recall i think we both kinda liked it and i said well that s one thing we ve got you say that we ve got nothing in common no common ground to start from and we re falling apart you ll say the world has come between us our lives have come between us still i know you just don t care and i said what about breakfast at tiffany s she said i think i remember that film and as i recall i think we both kinda liked it and i said well that s one thing we ve got ooo and i said what about breakfast at tiffany s she said i think i remember that film and as i recall i think we both kinda liked it and i said well that s one thing we ve got and i said what about breakfast at tiffany s she said i think i remember that film and as i recall i think we both kinda liked it and i said well that s one thing we ve got 6 |
51 | 51 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: closing time open all the doors and let you out into the world closing time turn all of the lights on over every boy and every girl closing time one last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer closing time you don t have to go home but you can t stay here i know who i want to take me home i know who i want to take me home i know who i want to take me home take me home closing time time for you to go out to the places you will be from closing time this room won t be open til your brothers or your sisters come so gather up your jackets move it to the exits i hope you have found a friend closing time every new beginning comes from some other beginning s end yeah i know who i want to take me home i know who i want to take me home i know who i want to take me home take me home closing time time for you to go out to the places you will be from i know who i want to take me home i know who i want to take me home i know who i want to take me home take me home i know who i want to take me home i know who i want to take me home i know who i want to take me home take me home closing time every new beginning comes from some other beginning s end18 |
52 | 52 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: memories are just where you leave them drag the waters til the depths give up their dead what did you expect to find was it something you left behind don t you remember anything i said when i said don t fall away and leave me to myself don t fall away and leave love bleeding in my hands in my hands again leave love bleeding in my hands in my hands love lies bleeding oh hold me now i feel contagious am i the only place that you ve left to go she cries her life is like some movie black and white dead actors faking lines over and over and over again she cries don t fall away and leave me to myself don t fall away and leave love bleeding in my hands in my hands again leave love bleeding in my hands in my hands love lies bleeding and i wanted you to turn away you don t remember but i do you never even tried don t fall away and leave me to myself don t fall away and leave love bleeding in my hands in my hands again leave love bleeding in my hands in my hands again leave love bleeding in my hands in my hands again leave love bleeding in my hands in my hands again whoa ooh oh10 |
53 | 53 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: come my lady come come my lady you re my butterfly sugar baby come my lady come come my lady you re my butterfly sugar baby such a sexy sexy pretty little thing fierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring and i ain t gonna lie cause your loving gets me high so to keep you by my side there s nothing that i won t try butterflies in her eyes and looks to kill time is passin i m askin could this be real cause i can t sleep i can t hold still the only thing i really know is she got sex appeal i can feel too much is never enough you re always there to lift me up when these times get rough i was lost now i m found ever since you ve been around you re the woman that i want so yo i m puttin it down come my lady come come my lady you re my butterfly sugar baby come my lady you re my pretty baby i ll make your legs shake you make me go crazy come my lady come come my lady you re my butterfly sugar baby come my lady you re my pretty baby i ll make your legs shake you make me go crazy i don t deserve you unless it s some kind of hidden message to show me life is precious then i guess it s true but to tell the truth i really never knew til i met you see i was lost and confused twisted and used up knew a better life existed but thought that i missed it my lifestyle s wild i was livin like a wild child trapped on a short leash paroled the police files so yo what s happenin now i see the sun breakin down into dark clouds and a vision of you standin out in a crowd so come my lady come come my lady you re my butterfly sugar baby come my lady you re my pretty baby i ll make your legs shake you make me go crazy come my lady come come my lady you re my butterfly sugar baby come my lady you re my pretty baby i ll make your legs shake you make me go crazy hey sugar mama come and dance with me the smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me whatever tickles your fancy girl it s me and you like sid and nancy so sexy almost evil talkin bout butterflies in my head i used to think that happy endings were only in the books i read but you made me feel alive when i was almost dead you filled that empty space with the love i used to chase and as far as i can see it don t get better than this so butterfly here is a song and it s sealed with a kiss and a thank you miss come and dance with me come and dance with me come and dance with me so come and dance with me uh huh uh huh come my lady come come my lady you re my butterfly sugar baby come my lady you re my pretty baby i ll make your legs shake you make me go crazy come my lady come come my lady you re my butterfly sugar baby come my lady you re my pretty baby i ll make your legs shake you make me go crazy come my lady come come my lady you re my butterfly sugar baby come my lady you re my pretty baby i ll make your legs shake you make me go crazy come my lady come come my lady you re my butterfly sugar baby come my lady you re my pretty baby i ll make your legs shake you make me go crazy come and dance with me come and dance with me come and dance with me come and dance with me uh ha uh ha come and dance with me come and dance with me come and dance with me come and dance with me come and dance with me come and dance with me come and dance with me19 |
54 | 54 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: i ve got to be honest i think you know we re covered in lies and that s okay but there s somewhere beyond this i know but i hope i can find the words to say never again no no never again cause you re a god and i am not and i just thought that you would know you re a god and i am not and i just thought i d let you go though i ve been unable to put you down i m still learnin things i ought to know by now it s under the table so i need somethin more to show somehow so never again no no never again cause you re a god and i am not and i just thought that you would know you re a god and i am not and i just thought i d let you go i ve got to be honest i think you know we re covered in lies and that s okay but there s somewhere beyond this i know but i hope i can find the words to say never again no no never again cause you re a god and i am not and i just thought that you would know you re a god and i am not and i just thought i d let you go oh and i am not oh i thought that would you know oh and i am not i just thought i d let you go |
55 | 55 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: so you sailed away into a grey sky morning now i m here to stay love can be so boring nothing s quite the same now i just say your name now but it s not so bad you re only the best i ever had you don t want me back you re just the best i ever had so you stole my world now i m just a phony remembering the girl leaves me down and lonely send it in a letter make yourself feel better but it s not so bad you re only the best i ever had you don t need me back you re just the best i ever had and it may take some time to patch me up inside but i can t take it so i run away and hide and i may find in time that you were always right you re always right so you sailed away into a grey sky morning now i m here to stay love can be so boring what was it you wanted could it be i m haunted but it s not so bad you re only the best i ever had i don t want you back you re just the best i ever had |
56 | 56 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: alabama arkansas i do love my ma and pa not the way that i do love you well holy moly me oh my you re the apple of my eye girl i never loved one like you man oh man you re my best friend i scream it to the nothingness there ain t nothing that i need well hot and heavy pumpkin pie chocolate candy jesus christ ain t nothing please me more than you oh home let me come home home is wherever i m with you oh home let me come home home is wherever i m with you la la la la take me home honey i m coming home i ll follow you into the park through the jungle through the dark girl i never loved one like you moats and boats and waterfalls alleyways and pay phone calls i been everywhere with you laugh until we think we ll die barefoot on a summer night never could be sweeter than with you and in the streets you run afree like it s only you and me geez you re something to see oh home let me come home home is whenever i m with you oh home let me come home home is wherever i m with you la la la la take me home daddy i m coming home jade alexander do you remember that day you fell outta my window i sure do you came jumping out after me well you fell on the concrete and nearly broke you ass and you were bleeding all over the place and i rushed you out to the hospital you remember that yes i do well there s something i never told you about that night what didn t you tell me while you were sitting in the back seat smoking a cigarette you thought was gonna be your last i was falling deep deeply in love with you and i never told you til just now aww oh home let me come home home is whenever i m with you oh home let me come home home is where i m alone with you home let me come home home is wherever i m with you home yes i am home home is when i m alone with you alabama arkansas i do love my ma and pa moats and boats and waterfalls alleyways and payphone calls home home home is wherever i m with you home home home is when i m alone with you53 |
57 | 57 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: you and me we come from different worlds you like to laugh at me when i look at other girls sometimes you re crazy and you wonder why i m such a baby cause the dolphins make me cry well there s nothing i can do i ve been looking for a girl like you you look at me you ve got nothing left to say i moan and pout at you until i get my way i won t dance you won t sing i just want to love you but you want to wear my ring well there s nothing i can do i only wanna be with you you can call me your fool i only wanna be with you put on a little dylan sittin on a fence i say that line is great you ask me what it meant by said i shot a man named gray took his wife to italy she inherit a million bucks and when she died it came to me i can t help it if i m lucky i only wanna be with you ain t bobby so cool i only wanna be with you yeah i m tangled up in blue i only wanna be with you you can call me your fool only wanna be with you sometimes i wonder if it will ever end you get so mad at me when i go out with my friends sometimes you re crazy then you wonder why i m such a baby yeah the dolphins make me cry but there s nothing i can do i only wanna be with you you can call me your fool i only wanna be with you yeah i m tangled up in blue i only wanna be with you i only wanna be with you i only wanna be with you i only wanna be with you9 |
58 | 58 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: yo smosh 2010 have your cats spayed or neutered let s hit it right now cute furry kittens snacking on my grass i didn t know why they were there so i took them into my house that was a big mistake and i ll tell you why never let a cat eat so much grass or they ll barf all over your place cute little kittens eat eat eatin all your grass cute little kittens walk walk walk into your house cute little kittens barf barf barf on your floor cute little kittens make make make you clean it up those little kittens are out to get you you better watch out they ll kill you in your sleep i then took those kittens took them out of my house i put my foot straight up their ass then i kicked them into the sky those little kittens flew right up into space that was the last i saw of them cause they burned up in the sun |
59 | 59 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: every time we have to say goodbye i m counting down until we say hello every touch is like the strongest drug i don t know how much longer i can go i never had something that i can t walk away from but girl my self control s so paralyzed when it comes to you no i ain t got no patience there s something bout you girl i just can t fight you re like that cigarette that shot of 100 proof no matter how much i get i m always craving that feeling when we kiss the way your body moves no matter how much i get i m always craving you craving you all the in between is killing me you know i come unglued from missing you sunset eyes no i don t have to try because you know exactly what to do i never had something that i can t walk away from but girl my self control s so paralyzed when it comes to you no i ain t got no patience there s something bout you i just can t fight you re like that cigarette that shot of 100 proof no matter how much i get i m always craving that feeling when we kiss the way your body moves no matter how much i get i m always craving you craving you i m always craving you craving you craving you every time we have to say goodbye i m counting down until we say hello every touch is like the strongest drug i don t know how much longer i can go you re like that cigarette that shot of 100 proof no matter how much i get i m always craving that feeling when we kiss the way your body moves no matter how much i get i m always craving you yeah craving you craving you i m craving you baby i m craving you i m craving you babe6 |
60 | 60 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: you know it isn t easy for these thoughts here to leave me there are no words to describe it in french or english because diamonds they fade and flowers they bloom and i m telling you that these feelings won t go away they ve been knockin me sideways they ve been knockin me out lately whenever you come around me these feelings won t go away they ve been knockin me sideways i keep thinking in a moment that time will take them away but these feelings won t go away you know it isn t easy for these thoughts here to leave me there are no words to describe it in french or english because diamonds they fade and flowers they bloom and i m telling you that these feelings won t go away they ve been knockin me sideways they ve been knockin me out litely whenever you come around me these feelings won t go away they ve been knockin me sideways i keep thinking in a moment that time will take them away but these feelings won t go away4 |
61 | 61 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: used to spend my nights out in a barroom liquor was the only love i d known but you rescued me from reachin for the bottom and brought me back from bein too far gone you re as smooth as tennessee whiskey you re as sweet as strawberry wine you re as warm as a glass of brandy and honey i stay stoned on your love all the time i ve looked for love in all the same old places found the bottom of a bottle s always dry but when you poured out your heart i didn t waste it cause there s nothin like your love to get me high and you re as smooth as tennessee whiskey you re as sweet as strawberry wine you re as warm as a glass of brandy and honey i stay stoned on your love all the time you re as smooth as tennessee whiskey you re as sweet as strawberry wine you re as warm as a glass of brandy and honey i stay stoned on your love all the time you re as smooth as tennessee whiskey tennessee whiskey tennessee whiskey you re as smooth as tennessee whiskey tennessee whiskey tennessee whiskey25 |
62 | 62 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: with a little love and some tenderness we ll walk upon the water we ll rise above the mess with a little peace and some harmony we ll take the world together we ll take em by the hand cause i got a hand for you oh cause i wanna run with you yesterday i saw you standin there your head was down your eyes were red no comb had touched your hair i said get up and let me see you smile we ll take a walk together walk the road awhile cause cause i got a hand for you cause i wanna run with you want you to hold my hand i ll take you to a place where you can be anything you wanna be because i wanna love you the best that the best that i can see i was wasted and i was a wastin time til i thought about your problems i thought about your crimes then i stood up and then i screamed aloud i don t wanna be part of your problems don t wanna be part of your crowd no cause i got a hand for you cause i wanna run with you want you to hold my hand i ll take you to the promised land maybe we can t change the world but i wanna love you the best that the best that i can yeah oh let me run won t you let me run run run run want you to hold my hand i ll take you to a place where you can be anything you wanna be because i oh no no no no no want you to hold my hand i ll make it to a promised land maybe we can t change the world but i wanna love you the best that the best that i can oh the best that i can10 |
63 | 63 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: it was the year 2005 youtube had just begun so we made a video just for fun we lip synced the pokémon theme we thought it was alright but randomly some dick removed it claiming copyright why can t you see it was a parody oh you used to be cool til you turned into a tool it got tons of views your legal team s full of noobs mess with me and i ll teach you pokémon try to sue us now yeah had 24 million views the most viewed on youtube s space but the legal douches flagged it robbed our rightful place let s kick their ass the time is right there s no better team arm in arm we ll win the fight it s always been our dream why can t you see it was a parody oh you used to be cool til you turned into a tool it got tons of views your legal team s full of noobs mess with me and i ll teach you pokémon try to sue us now try to sue us now try to sue us now try to sue us now yeah why can t you see it was a parody oh you used to be cool til you turned into a tool it got tons of views your legal team s full of noobs mess with me and i ll teach you pokémon try to sue us now pokémon 3 |
64 | 64 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: walkin down the street and everybody s starin just jealous of what i m wearin that s right it s a fanny pack bitches hot pink and matches my britches you re thinking that guy s insane damn what s his name what s wrong with his brain i m perfectly sane just hear what i say everything i need s just one zip away my fanny pack my fanny pack is all i need it s on my waist while i shower and while i pee it holds my hairspray so i look good every day it holds me tight and keeps the bogeyman away you can t mess with my fanny pack i m a maniac it s a fact you better watch your back packs more than a backpack one time i looked inside and i found an imac only tough guys wear fanny packs hulk hogan chuck norris and this guy diss me and you better watch your back i ll smack you with my 20 pound fanny pack i ve been attacked by a wild beast i think it was a furry hippopotamus from greece i needed a weapon for the fight what i pulled out was a stick of dynamite makes great gifts for the holidays it s my d k in a pack babyay if you talk smack i ll put you in my sack what s this it s a midget in my fanny pack |
65 | 65 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: i don t know why you think that you could hold me when you couldn t get by by yourself and i don t know who would ever want to tear the seam of someone s dream baby it s fine you said that we should just be friends well i came up with that line and i m sure that it s for the best if you ever change your mind don t hold your breath cause you may not believe that baby i m relieved when you said goodbye my whole world shined hey hey hey it s a beautiful day and i can t stop myself from smiling if we re drinking then i m buying and i know there s no denying it s a beautiful day the sun is up the music s playing and even if it started raining you wouldn t hear this boy complaining cause i m glad that you re the one that got away it s a beautiful day it s my turn to fly so girls get in line cause i m easy no playing this guy like a fool cause now i m alright you might ve had me caged before but not tonight and you may not believe that baby i m relieved this fire inside it burns too bright i don t want to say so long i just want to say goodbye it s a beautiful day and i can t stop myself from smiling if we re drinking then i m buying and i know there s no denying it s a beautiful day the sun is up and the music s playing and even if it started raining you wouldn t hear this boy complaining cause i m glad that you re the one that got away cause if you ever think i ll take up my time with thinking of our break up then you ve got another thing coming your way cause it s a beautiful day beautiful day oh baby any day that you re gone away it s a beautiful day10 |
66 | 66 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: she sits alone by a lamp post trying to find a thought that s escaped her mind she says dad s the one i love the most but stipe s not far behind she never lets me in only tell me where s she s been when she s had too much to drink i say that i don t care i just run my hands through her dark hair then i pray to god you gotta help me fly away and just let her cry if the tears fall down like rain let her sing if it eases all her pain let her go let her walk right out on me and if the sun comes up tomorrow let her be let her be this morning i woke up alone found a note standin by the phone saying maybe maybe i ll be back some day i wanted to look for you you walked in i didn t know just what i should do so i sat back down and had a beer and felt sorry for myself saying let her cry if the tears fall down like rain let her sing if it eases all her pain let her go let her walk right out on me and if the sun comes up tomorrow let her be let her be let her cry if the tears fall down like rain let her sing if it eases all her pain let her go let her walk right out on me and if the sun comes up tomorrow let her be oh last night i tried to leave cried so much i could not believe she was the same girl i fell in love with long ago she went in the back to get high i sat down on my couch and cried yelling oh mama please help me won t you hold my hand and let her cry if the tears fall down like rain let her sing if it eases all her pain let her go let her walk right out on me and if the sun comes up tomorrow let her be let her cry if the tears fall down like rain let her sing if it eases all her pain let her go let her walk right out on me and if the sun comes up tomorrow let her be oh let her be9 |
67 | 67 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: yeah my name is link man i m more well known than lil wayne oh you thought my name was zelda that s a fucking girl s name i ve saved the world like fifteen times and saved the princess from demise and i do it all alone with no help and no advice hey look listen hey look listen you fuckin annoying fairy i d rather be forced to listen to constant katy perry i think it s time i got some recognition don t you think legend of zelda legend of link cause he s the l to the i to the n to the k wears tights every day don t give a damn what you say got bigger balls than even evel knievel and he ain t gonna stop til the world is free of evil i ll break all your pots and i best not hear your bitchin i ve got the triforce of courage bitch so you better listen called bushwhacker and my bank account s maxed out got 9 9 9 rupees and my leather wallet s packed now can t back down can t slack now the world needs me to attack now yet i m forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in castle town just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina so i can kick that dumbass ganon all the way to argentina cause he s the l to the i to the n to the k wears tights every day don t give a damn what you say got bigger balls than even evel knievel and he ain t gonna stop til the world is free of evil yo you low life elf need a ride up to the north pole santa s got a thing for elves getting his marriage annulled you really think saving the princess will convince me you re straight the uggs and skirt fad is so 2008 oh snap it s ganondorf tryin to jock on my style batman s cape lincoln s beard were you dressed by a child you re a ginger with no soul and you look like a fucking troll isn t kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old you think zelda s stupid enough to get kidnapped so often she runs off to my castle into my room and begs to get locked in yeah she s sick of your little deku nuts and your girly fairy face l i n k more like l i n gay man you should ve been aborted just like the jersey shore it s a damn lie you told about zelda cause she loves my master sword it s a shame your whole life s been a waste trying to rule hyrule cause today will be the day known as the day you got schooled cause he s the l to the i to the n to the k wears tights every day don t give a damn what you say got bigger balls than even evel knievel and he ain t gon stop til the world is free of evil |
68 | 68 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: i was scared of dentists and the dark i was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations oh all my friends are turning green you re the magician s assistant in their dream oh oh o oh and they come unstuck lady running down to the riptide taken away to the dark side i wanna be your left hand man i love you when you re singing that song and i got a lump in my throat cause you re gonna sing the words wrong there s this movie that i think you ll like this guy decides to quit his job and heads to new york city this cowboy s running from himself and she s been living on the highest shelf oh oh o oh and they come unstuck lady running down to the riptide taken away to the dark side i wanna be your left hand man i love you when you re singing that song and i got a lump in my throat cause you re gonna sing the words wrong i just wanna i just wanna know if you re gonna if you re gonna stay i just gotta i just gotta know i can t have it i can t have it any other way i swear she s destined for the screen closest thing to michelle pfeiffer that you ve ever seen oh lady running down to the riptide taken away to the dark side i wanna be your left hand man i love you when you re singing that song and i got a lump in my throat cause you re gonna sing the words wrong oh lady running down to the riptide taken away to the dark side i wanna be your left hand man i love you when you re singing that song and i got a lump in my throat cause you re gonna sing the words wrong oh lady running down to the riptide taken away to the dark side i wanna be your left hand man i love you when you re singing that song and i got a lump in my throat cause you re gonna sing the words wrong yeah i got a lump in my throat cause you re gonna sing the words wrong358 |
69 | 69 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: milky milkshake milky milkshake dancing with my milkshake baby oh yeah i m dancing with my milkshake oh i love my milky milky shake baby milky milkshake milky milkshake shaking my milk milk baby shaking my milkshake on the dance floor baby milky milkshake milkshakes are my favorite things in the world one time i drank five of them then i hurled milkshakes make me super happy if they didn t exist that would be crappy milky milkshake milky milkshake oh my milkshake milky milkshake ohhhhhhhhh my milkshake milky milkshake oh give it baby milkshakes are my favorite things in the world one time i drank five of them then i hurled milkshakes make me super happy if they didn t exist that would be crappy milky milkshake milky milkshake ohh gimmie that milkshake milky milkshake ohh my milkshake ohh i m shaking my milkshake milky milkshake ohh gimmie that milkshake give it okay you can have some cause sharing is caring |
70 | 70 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: mid life is tough babe the end is nigh i ve seen boy bands come and go yeah the wife read fifty shades of grey cause i couldn t please she left me like that no strings attached every little thing i do never seems to pull me through depression made my marrige break up and my porsche won t make love never got my ged or a guest spot on glee since i turned forty thraay you re insecure feel like a bore i ve got a hunch we know what you ll adore it s time to seize with 1 disease we ll burn you up hotter than 98 degrees cold corporate suits in the room can smell it simon says we re brand new a horde of girls threw my date down an empty well after they threatened to drown me in styling gel this band s been grown from the help of my cloning cells they all know they all know we re beautiful songs manufactured so carefully flip of my hair i cure cancer and heart disease me me me me me me me me me us me me we all know we all know we re beautiful that s what makes you buy or shhhh i got so old just rollin in mickey gold but i lost control and i m ready to smoke a bowl big disney s diggin for treasure took my youth as a financial endeavor but my pure finger s ready for pleasure so i m breaking up with you disney and lightin up with team miley yeah your one desire make us retire don t care how hard you pray backsteet is here to stay sex appeal it s our sixth or seventh comeback buns of steal one guy still has a six pack let s get real calling milfs and tyler oakley backstreet is here to stay your mom your mom your mom your mom our demographic in this consumer market your mom is our target for our boy band buffet cause backstreet is here to stay yeah boy bands are here to stay2 |
71 | 71 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: birds flying high you know how i feel sun in the sky you know how i feel breeze driftin on by you know how i feel it s a new dawn it s a new day it s a new life for me and i m feeling good i m feeling good fish in the sea you know how i feel river running free you know how i feel blossom on a tree you know how i feel it s a new dawn it s a new day it s a new life for me and i m feeling good dragonfly out in the sun you know what i mean don t you know butterflies all havin fun you know what i mean sleep in peace when day is done that s what i mean and this old world is a new world and a bold world for me for me stars when you shine you know how i feel scent of the pine you know how i feel oh freedom is mine and i know how i feel it s a new dawn it s a new day it s a new life it s a new dawn it s a new day it s a new life it s a new dawn it s a new day it s a new life it s a new life for me and i m feeling good i m feeling good i feel so good i feel so good31 |
72 | 72 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: it was the 14th of october had that t shirt off your shoulder i was drunk said i was sober and you said yeah right we were talkin for a minute then some guy tried to cut in you took my hand and we pretended like i was your guy oh then i tried to guess your middle name for 30 minutes bet we played that game that mango rita you were drinkin and that coldplay song that you were singin and i bet right now you re probably thinkin that it s crazy i remember every detail but i do from your blue jeans to your shoes girl that night was just like you unforgettable we were dancin we were buzzin takin shots like it was nothin did the runnin man you loved it yeah you laughed out loud you brushed away your blonde hair and you kissed me out of nowhere i can still show you the spot where everything went down oh i told you i was gonna marry you you probably didn t think that it was true that mango rita you were drinkin and that coldplay song that you were singin and i bet right now you re probably thinkin that it s crazy i remember every detail but i do i can still smell your perfume girl that night was just like you unforgettable oh that night was just like you baby i can taste the mango rita you were drinkin and it feels just like it was last weekend that we jumped in right off the deep end that mango rita you were drinkin and that coldplay song that you were singin and i bet right now you re probably thinkin that it s crazy i remember every detail but i do i can still smell your perfume girl that night was just like you unforgettable from your blue jeans to your shoes girl that night was just like you unforgettable6 |
73 | 73 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: i m not surprised not everything lasts i ve broken my heart so many times i stopped keeping track talk myself in i talk myself out i get all worked up then i let myself down i tried so very hard not to lose it i came up with a million excuses i thought i d thought of every possibility and i know some day that it ll all turn out you ll make me work so we can work to work it out and i promise you kid that i ll give so much more than i get i just haven t met you yet i might have to wait i ll never give up i guess it s half timing and the other half s luck wherever you are whenever it s right you ll come out of nowhere and into my life and i know that we can be so amazing and baby your love is gonna change me and now i can see every possibility and somehow i know that it ll all turn out you ll make me work so we can work to work it out and promise you kid i ll give so much more than i get i just haven t met you yet they say all s fair in love and war but i won t need to fight it we ll get it right and we ll be united and i know that we can be so amazing and being in your life is gonna change me and now i can see every single possibility and someday i know it ll all turn out and i ll work to work it out promise you kid i ll give more than i get than i get than i get than i get oh you know it ll all turn out and you ll make me work so we can work to work it out and promise you kid to give so much more than i get yeah i just haven t met you yet i just haven t met you yet oh promise you kid to give so much more than i get i said love love love love love love love i just haven t met you yet love love love love love love love yeah i just haven t met you yet25 |
74 | 74 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: here s the thing about saying firetruck it starts with f and it ends with uck so whenever you re in trouble or out of luck you no longer have to exclaim oh f k hey look at that they just bleeped me instead say firetruck it s so easy and i d like to take a moment just sit right there i ll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere stub your toe firetruck lose your cash firetruck you re naked and your parents come home firetruck fail your class firetruck scratch your ass firetruck clip your nails too short and it hurts firetruck crap your pants firetruck bite your tongue firetruck no one shows up to your party firetruck red ring of death firetruck forget to breathe firetruck found out your mom is your dad firetruck say firetruck every chance you see it s even more fun when it gets bleeped say it with me now don t make this suck f uck whoa man did you just say f k no man i just said firetruck but when you bleep it it says f k who cares man we re sayin firetruck lose your teeth firetruck iphone bill firetruck jonas brothers stuck in your head firetruck crash your car firetruck into your dog firetruck turns out your dog is your mom firetruck wait so now my mom s a dog and your dad this is just getting ridiculous you act like it s not normal it isn t normal it is in canada so they have man dog women in canada yes fail science firetruck eat a pencil firetruck there s over 500 pokemon what the firetruck lose the game firetruck david blaine firetruck get ran over by a firetruck yeah next time you wanna say the f word just say firetruck it s more polite and if you didn t like this song go firetruck yourself2 |
75 | 75 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: if you ve ever wondered why disney tales all end in lies here s what happened after all their dreams came true i loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue but mermaids are going missing they end up in someone s stew so just try to put yourself into somebody else s gills you re killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills thank you bp thank you bp the british are killing oil is spilling now i can t see my eyes chinamen feast on flounder s fins plus the japanese killed all my whale friends oceans are browning i think i m drowning thanks to bp you suck hey i m okay but i m slightly scared my husband s a mark for the war on terror aladdin was taken by the cia we re non taliban you ve got the wrong man in guantanamo bay prince ali where could he be drowning in wawa interrogation from the nation of the free bin laden s taken the fall we re not trained pilots at all jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss we re for freedom genie can vouch for us bush was crazy obama s lazy al qaeda s not in this country set free my prince ali a whore a whore a whore a whore a whore this town s gone wild since i married adam they think i m going straight to hell but the charges laid on me of bestiality could wind up getting me thrown in a cell no i m overrun by mad men i hear they plan to burn me at the stake they legit believe i m satan and now i hear that peta s gonna take my beast away after john smith traveled back to england i helped my people cultivate the fields more english french and spaniards came to visit and they greeted us with guns and germs and steel they forced us into unknown lands of exile they pillaged raped and left us all for dead so now i m far more liberal with a weapon when i separate their bodies from their heads have you ever held the entrails of an english guy or bit the beating hearts of spanish men can you shoot an arrow in some french guy s eyeball can you paint with the red colors in these men i can murder if i please cause i m dying of disease i can paint with the red colors in these men thanks to bp where s prince ali bestiality i ve got stds35 |
76 | 76 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: we wish you happy holidays whoever you may be so merry christmas kwanzaa chanukah or heck all three we ve modernized these jingles for the massive bourgeoisie love the updated christmas carol team oh you d better not judge you d better not hate you better not bully or discriminate progressive santa s coming to town he s making a list of gluten free foods he won t take a peek at j law s nudes progressive santa s coming to town he s 50 different races and all for tax reform he ll protect all your children well as long as they ve been born you d better watch out too far okay rudolph the red nosed reindeer had an advantageous nose he passed his bright red traits on darwin said that s how it goes mary did you know that your baby boy supports the nra mary did you know that your baby boy is white did you know deck the halls with kujichagulia kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza give zawadi hang benderas kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza throw your hands up in the air a you re a green one mr grinch you re lacking in finesse that greenish epidermis determines your success mr grinch racist whos constrain you to the issues they continue to suppress you re an outlier mr grinch you give the whos a fright they say your heart is 3 5ths normal you re either wrong or white mr grinch don t walk the streets of whoville you might fight a cop the whos will not indict i m dreaming of a racially ambiguous holiday away in a manger with jesus and crew his schmeckle got cut cause hey christ was a jew o holy night the stars are brightly shining it is the night jesus did something holy joseph watched golf his leather chair reclining as mary birthed a child i think a donkey was involved three wise men came with gps they found him christ lied in a barn as his omniscient baby daddy tucked him in jesus crawled on his knees his mom shared it on snapchat o bright device o night when christ celebrated christmas1 |
77 | 77 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: if you ve ever wondered why disney tales all end in lies here s what happened after all their dreams came true after saving china i went home alone i was feeling conflicts in my lower zone i ve been dressing like a guy for months now i m losing all control i think i am a guy in my soul i wanna be a man i ve never seen a guy so hot time to reinvent the new me every time he speaks it makes me want to sing be quiet or we ll get caught maybe one day he ll screw me now i really get why my nickname is ping i ve gotta be a man i ve got the brains and the bite of females plus the brute and the brawn of dudes i know i m ready for transformation it s time to replace all these useless tubes the prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made guess my wish came true but we never really talked much before he discovered my shoe the night after we got married i recounted all of my plights of how i fit inside a pumpkin my canines turned to coachmen prince threw me in bedlam that night the white jackets say i m nutty cause my clothes are sewn by rats but their pills turn my brain to putty now lucifer s not just my cat their insulin puts me under shock therapy s made me insane and after years of steady frying the doctors gave up trying they stuck two steel rods in my brain i spent a bloomin lifetime to open my café then i took a dive in 2005 now it s washed away i was picked up by a chopper after four nights on my roof now my new home is the astrodome cause new orleans ain t katrina proof you better carry round a shotgun or looters take your kids ya better pee inside of jam jars be sure to keep those lids now we needed noah but we got bush our savior flew away and hid rough seas and levees rough seas and levees rough seas and levees i m dead there is no snow on the mountain tonight just sulfur in the air a kingdom of greenhouse gases only bill nye seems to care my town is melting breaking off into the sea it s time i show the strength of an evil queen with germany and putin too i ll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo we re going green by spilling red and if you re not dead i built a horde of evil snowmen they re gonna take over the world let it snow let it snow now fox news will need heat lamps let it snow let it snow i hope you concentrate in camp we don t care who we have to slay let my troops march on the cold s coming back and it s here to stay i sunk like a brick prince thinks i m sick ice is melting quick now i have a lot of self esteem19 |
78 | 78 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: just watching her blonde hair sun burn stare at them whitecaps rolling over laid back in a thrift store beach chair dropping limes in her corona well she looks back yeah she throws me a kiss like honey i sure want you and it s a hundred and three between her and me and only 92 in daytona and it s sunshine blue eyes tan lines it s low tide rolling white sand cold can koozie in my hand just a summertime strollin chillin breezin sippin singin woah a oh oh beachin we got 2 for 1s we re at a margarita bar whatever happens happens and there s a reggae band full of dread heads just sittin in the corner laughin well my baby walks over drops a 20 in a jar she smiles and shakes it at me yeah she gets em going she gets em playing a little don t worry be happy and it s sunshine blue eyes tan lines it s low tide rolling white sand cold can koozie in my hand just a summertime strollin chillin breezin sippin singin woah a oh oh beachin ah yeah lil palm tree leanin i got a margerita in my hand i m doin a little drinkin talking bout sunshine blue eyes tan lines it s low tide rolling white sand cold can koozie in my hand just a summertime strollin chillin breezin sippin singin woah a oh oh beachin sunshine blue eyes tan lines it s low tide rolling white sand cold can koozie in my hand 6 |
79 | 79 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: just a young gun with a quick fuse i was uptight wanna let loose i was dreaming of bigger things and wanna leave my own life behind not a yes sir not a follower fit the box fit the mold have a seat in the foyer take a number i was lightning before the thunder thunder thunder thunder thun thunder th th thunder thunder thunder thunder thun thunder th th thunder thunder thunder feel the thunder lightning then the thunder thunder feel the thunder lightning then the thunder thunder thunder thunder kids were laughing in my classes while i was scheming for the masses who do you think you are dreaming bout being a big star they say you re basic they say you re easy you re always riding in the backseat now i m smiling from the stage while you were clapping in the nosebleeds thunder thunder thunder thun thunder th th thunder thunder thunder thunder thun thunder th th thunder thunder thunder feel the thunder lightning then the thunder thunder feel the thunder lightning then the thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder feel the thunder lightning then the thunder thunder thunder feel the thunder lightning then the thunder thunder thunder feel the thunder lightning then the thunder thunder thunder feel the thunder lightning then the thunder thunder thunder feel the thunder lightning then the thunder thunder thunder thunder thun thunder th th thunder thunder thunder thunder thun thunder th th thunder thunder thunder thunder thun thunder th th thunder thunder thunder thunder thun thunder th th thunder thunder144 |
80 | 80 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: you re playing games and need something to chew you re super hungry so what do i do i put that meat in your mouth i put that meat in your mouth you know you love it when i put that meat in your mouth uh you re out on a date macking on some stew your girl s super picky so what do you do you put that meat in her mouth you put that meat in her mouth first dates are great when you put that meat in her mouth oh her mom got mad cause you were out too late said be back by midnight now she s really irate put that meat in her mouth put that meat in her mouth moms always love getting that meat in their mouths yeah you re chilling with the dudes and the game s almost through the pizza never came so what do you do you put that meat in their mouths you put that meat in their mouths dudes love other dudes putting meat in their mouths yeah when you re home all alone and want to try something new you look down at your meat and what do you do put that meat in your mouth you put that meat in your mouth you know you love it when i put that meat in my mouth |
81 | 81 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: uh what up freshmen all the freshmen in the house say yeah yes i said all the freshmen in the house say yeah yep uh uh here we go high school is pretty crap so we re gonna teach you with this hecka cool rap how to get through your first year of school and how to be like us and be super cool if you wanna be cool you gotta get to school late cool guys always show up to school late the teacher might smack you and player hate but don t worry bro you can hit her with a tate ertot tater tots are great weapons and great food put them in your pocket for lunchtime dude but they get your pocket all hecka greasy cafeteria pizza will make you queasy bein a freshmen is totally fresh man ditch class punch bullies throw them in a trashcan if a teacher tries to fail you don t get mad just go home and bitch about it to your dad there isn t such thing as being bullied that s just called being a bitch step up to the bully grab his balls and give them a great big pinch i once pinched a bully s balls so hard they fell on the ground he cried like a big dumb baby as i kicked them all around his doctors tried to sew his balls back on but they just couldn t do it cause i broke into the operating room grabbed his sack and i threw it into his mom s mouth bein a freshmen is totally fresh man ditch class punch bullies throw them in a trashcan if a teacher tries to fail you don t get mad just go home and bitch about it to your dad doing good in class and paying attention is for losers i do good grammar and all i do is stare at teachers hooters but i still get a s in every class wanna know how cause i ch ch ch ch cheat let us show you now you hide in a plant for a couple of hours til everyone s gone away then you sneak to the computer use cool hacks and change all your grades just watch out for the big janitor that comes at night try blinding him with your big flashlight then beat him to death with a big chalk stick and kick him repeatedly in his big long bein a freshmen is totally fresh man ditch class punch bullies throw them in a trashcan if a teacher tries to fail you don t get mad just go home and bitch about it to your dad bein a freshmen is totally fresh man ditch class punch bullies throw them in a trashcan if a teacher tries to fail you don t get mad just go home and bitch about it to your dad high school is not a place for f f f f fun it s a place for making out with chicks and scoring digits son never do homework and always ditch and that s how you survive high school bitch when you re in your locker room make sure you wear a really long shirt or else you ll get a boner and everyone will |
82 | 82 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: the greatest thing ever just happened to me you see take that mom you can t tell me how to be i m livin on my own and i ve got no rules yeah i rule my own house and i ll tell you what i ll do first i ll grab some milk drink it straight from the jug then grab a sandwich eat it butt naked on the rug all these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack only eat one fuck that i ll snack til i yack no more parents no more rules yeah nice try mom but i ain t no fool no more bath time no more hugs and if i feel like it i will crap on the rug no more mommy no more dad livin on my own most fun i ve ever had i m eatin cookies for breakfast cause i don t give a fuck shoot your squirties in the air and scream parents suck my parents ain t around to tell me what i can t say so i yell fuck shit and darn every day my parents ain t around to tell me what to do so i leave the door open while i take a big poo my parents ain t around to make me mow the lawn instead i ll watch dirty vids with the volume on my parents ain t around to say i can t watch certain flicks they won t let me watch bambi what a bunch of dicks no more parents no more rules yeah nice try mom but i ain t no fool no more bath time no more hugs and if i feel like it i will crap on the rug no more mommy no more dad finally i can wear my skanky top that i had i m eatin shards of glass cause i don t give a fuck shoot your squirties in the air and scream parents suck no one to make me clean my room each day of the week no one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheek no one to zip my jacket when it s cold outside no one to tell me to take my insulin when i m about to die no one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house no one to cuddle at night when i m scared of a mouse no one to tell me to not take candy from strangers no one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers hey mom hi son do you think i could move back in fuck no 1 |
83 | 83 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: hey mom you re the bomb for giving us a home and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone i m so glad dad impregnated you and nine months later i burst out of your womb i remember when i was eight my life was going great my sister loved snapple there was no debate i thought it would be funny to play a sweet prank take the plastic off the cap and put in her drink and when she sipped it i saw her start to choke i couldn t foresee it d get caught in her throat her birthday was ruined because of my stupid mistake she never drank snapple again and i got all her cake thanks mom for stepping up and saving the day i didn t want you to have to find out this way hey mom i did something that wasn t that cool so now i gotta follow that mother s day rule hey mom you re the bomb for giving us a home and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone i m so glad dad impregnated you and nine months later i burst out of your womb and when i was fifteen i messed up again trying to impress some girls with my friends see i understand the ladies and here was the scoop hot girls can t resist the sight of burning poop so i found a dog lured him up the steps tried to feed him x lax but he wouldn t ingest but i didn t stress out i just dealt with the glitches i knew what i had to do to impress these bitches but the fire kept spreading it wouldn t stay put so my momma had to stamp the crap out with her foot hey mom i did something that wasn t that cool so now i gotta follow that mother s day rule hey mom you re the bomb for giving us a home and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone i m so glad dad impregnated you and nine months later i burst out of your womb hey mom you re the bomb hey mom you re the bomb sorry we hid so many things from you years ago but here s a couple of other things you probably should know i watched porn on the computer when i told you i never did put a sandwich in the vcr when i was a little kid i punched a hole in the wall and i hid it with a poster tried to cook a pizza in the mother flippin toaster threw a big ass party everytime you were away lied to a hot neighbor and told her i was gay and my fish might have died because i overfed and i might have done some stuff with a girl in your bed yeah hey mom you re the bomb for giving us a home and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone i m so glad dad impregnated you and nine months later i burst out of your womb hey mom you re the bomb for giving us a home and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone i m so glad dad impregnated you and nine months later i burst out of your womb |
84 | 84 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: right right turn off the lights we re gonna lose our minds tonight what s the dealio i love when it s all too much 5 a m turn the radio up where s the rock n roll party crasher panty snatcher call me up if you a gangsta don t be fancy just get dancy why so serious so raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways all my underdogs we will never be never be anything but loud and nitty gritty dirty little freaks won t you come on and come on and raise your glass just come on and come on and raise your glass slam slam oh hot damn what part of party don t you understand wish you d just freak out can t stop coming in hot i should be locked up right on the spot it s so on right now party crasher panty snatcher call me up if you a gangsta don t be fancy just get dancy why so serious so raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways all my underdogs we will never be never be anything but loud and nitty gritty dirty little freaks won t you come on and come on and raise your glass just come on and come on and raise your glass won t you come on and come on and raise your glass just come on and come on and raise your glass oh shit my glass is empty that sucks so if you re too school for cool and you re treated like a fool you can choose to let it go we can always we can always party on our own so raise your so raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways all my underdogs we will never be never be anything but loud and nitty gritty dirty little freaks so raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways all my underdogs we will never be never be anything but loud and nitty gritty dirty little freaks won t you come on and come on and raise your glass just come on and come on and raise your glass won t you come on and come on and raise your glass just come on and come on and raise your glass for me13 |
85 | 85 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: feet in the sand sunglasses on my face hat on my head i m in surf city i m in surf city watch me play my miniature golf get it in the hole panther s biting my hand it hurts tiki man humping just for fun feeding dolphins out of my hand cause i can cannon penis this tiki man is biting off my head skee ball is fun even though i m really bad at it i am on a pirate ship i m going to kill you i m in from of the ocean now i m in the ocean oh my god this pizza s amazing surfboards why do i suck so much at skee ball ice cream vacation over |
86 | 86 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: uh uh yo it s fred yeah oh oh oh you know what i m sayin yeah kinda strange if snowmen came to life that would be creepy if santa claus snuck in the house that would be creepy santa creepin round and down my chimney at night i can t explain it but it doesn t feel right he knows if you been good he knows if you been bad it s kinda freaky did he think he could just come up come in my house like that oh kinda think of it as i really scary little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy reindeer rudolph christmas is kinda strange when you think about it that way if snowmen came to life that would be creepy if santa claus snuck in my house that would be creepy and it s really weird it s like a fake beard somethin doesn t seem right to me if the snowmen came to life that would be cre cre creepy oh oh oh kinda creepy yeah kinda strange oh oh oh yo it s fred yeah somethin isn t right don t leave me coal that s kinda strange sneakin round my house is really breaking in it so ring santa kissin mom that s just wrong someone better tell me what s going on it s kinda strange givin me sleigh bells in every christmas song oh come to think of it as i really scary little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy reindeer rudolph christmas is kinda strange when you think about it that way if snowmen came to life that would be creepy if santa claus snuck in my house that would be creepy and it s really weird it s like a fake beard somethin doesn t seem right to me if snowmen came to life that would be cre cre creepy rudolph why are you looking at me that way why is that snowman moving creepy ahh i can t take it did you hear that ahh ahh this just isn t right ahh if snowmen came to life that would be creepy if santa claus snuck in my house that would be creepy and what s really weird it s like a fake beard somethin doesn t seem right to me if snowmen came to life that would be cre cre creepy if snowmen came to life that would be creepy if santa claus snuck in my house that would be creepy and it s really weird it s like a fake beard somethin doesn t seem right to me if snowmen came to life that would be cre cre creepy that s what i m talkin bout |
87 | 87 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: alright there s something truly magnificent about being sad and that is that everyone can be sad some people are sad sometimes other people are sad all the time and this is just a song about being sad whoopdie doo let s get to it haha i ve got a problem i m always so sad the littlest things get me pissed off or mad my life s pretty good no i don t have it bad so it s hard to explain all these feelings i have i m just a baby i think that explains it i burnt up my toast got so sad that i fainted i played a great song on repeat now i hate it and nobody likes this picture i painted my only messages come from my mommy i spend my life feeling like nobody wants me you re kinda cute but your friend is a hottie his shiny white teeth and his muscular body i wear a cool outfit and try to look edgy my underwear rides up and gives me a wedgie my pants are too tight now i wish they were stretchy why do these small things always upset me little things make me wanna cry sometimes but that s just life it ll be alright if you re really sad everything just turns out wrong if you re really sad let me hear you sing this song if you re really sad everything just turns out wrong if you re really sad let me hear you sing along what s a party i ve never been well i went to one once but i couldn t get in i bought a lottery ticket but i didn t win so i bought two more and i lost again my phone s plugged in but it isn t chargin i wake up in the morning lookin like a martian i m crying on the daily you could call me carson could you please shut the door if you re gonna barge in my shoes are too small and can t fit my foot in went back to the mall and i stepped in some puddin i tried to return them they said that i couldn t here are some things that upset me that shouldn t my coffee s too bitter got stains on my shirt i popped my balloon and my dog is a jerk i stepped in some gum then stepped in some poop i feel like a hamster i m stuck in a loop little things make me wanna cry sometimes but that s just life it ll be alright if you re really sad everything just turns out wrong if you re really sad let me hear you sing this song if you re really sad everything just turns out wrong if you re really sad let me hear you sing along if you re really sad everything just turns out wrong if you re really sad let me hear you sing this song if you re really sad everything just turns out wrong if you re really sad let me hear you sing along thank you for listening glad you could all hear this but the song is over now cause i m all out of ly alright this had to end on a bad note didn t it 6 |
88 | 88 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: i ve never seen a diamond in the flesh i cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies and i m not proud of my address in a torn up town no postcode envy but every song s like gold teeth grey goose trippin in the bathroom bloodstains ball gowns trashin the hotel room we don t care we re driving cadillacs in our dreams but everybody s like cristal maybach diamonds on your timepiece jet planes islands tigers on a gold leash we don t care we aren t caught up in your love affair and we ll never be royals it don t run in our blood that kind of luxe just ain t for us we crave a different kind of buzz let me be your ruler you can call me queen bee and baby i ll rule let me live that fantasy my friends and i we ve cracked the code we count our dollars on the train to the party and everyone who knows us knows that we re fine with this we didn t come from money but every song s like gold teeth grey goose trippin in the bathroom bloodstains ball gowns trashin the hotel room we don t care we re driving cadillacs in our dreams but everybody s like cristal maybach diamonds on your timepiece jet planes islands tiger s on a gold leash we don t care we aren t caught up in your love affair and we ll never be royals it don t run in our blood that kind of luxe just ain t for us we crave a different kind of buzz let me be your ruler you can call me queen bee and baby i ll rule let me live that fantasy we re bigger than we ever dreamed and i m in love with being queen life is great without a care we aren t caught up in your love affair and we ll never be royals it don t run in our blood that kind of luxe just ain t for us we crave a different kind of buzz let me be your ruler you can call me queen bee and baby i ll rule let me live that fantasy 428 |
89 | 89 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: don t ignore my call cause i got a lot to say gonna tell you what went wrong why i had to run away cause you re in my face always on my case i just need some space away from you i need a vacation cation cation yeah i need a vacation cation cation there s nothing you can do does it matter where i go just as long as it s away from you no more stupid fights no more searching through my phone feels like paradise when i think about bein alone cause you re in my face always on my case i just need some space away from you i need a vacation cation cation yeah i need a vacation cation cation there s nothing you can do does it matter where i go just as long as it s away from you i need a vacation cation cation yeah i need a vacation cation cation there s nothing you can do does it matter where i go just as long as it s away from you i need a vacation cation cation yeah i need a vacation cation cation there s nothing you can do does it matter where i go just as long as it s away from you whoa ho i just wanna let you know that whoa ho i don t need you anymore and whoa ho now it is my turn to take control i need a vacation cation cation yeah i need a vacation cation cation there s nothing you can do does it matter where i go just as long as it s away from you i need a vacation cation cation yeah i need a vacation cation cation there s nothing you can do does it matter where i go just as long as it s away from you does it matter where i go just as long as it s away from you |
90 | 90 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: i m running out of time i hope that i can save you somehow if i if i had superpowers i d save the world and you would be mine mine have no fear your hero is here my supersense is telling me that danger is near i m getting close to you so i can watch your back a villain s on the loose and he s ready to attack oh but i m not a superhero i m not that kinda guy but i can save you baby give me a try cause i m running out of time i know what i came to do and i didn t come to lose so i ll fight until you re mine and if trouble comes around i won t be backing down tonight if you re in danger i m here to save you that s what i m made of give you my superluv i m fighting for your love for all this time what i gotta do to make you mine got no super speed but i m running this town if you get in my way im ma take you down oh but i m not a superhero i m not that kinda guy but i can save you baby give me a try cause i m running out of time i know what i came to do and i didn t came to lose so i ll fight until you re mine and if trouble comes around i won t be backing down tonight if you re in danger i m here to save you that s what i m made of give you my superluv can t you see we re meant to be so come with me say you re mine don t keep me waiting cause i m running out of time i know what i came to do and i didn t came to lose so i ll fight until you re mine and if trouble comes around i won t be backing down tonight if you re in danger i m here to save you that s what i m made of give you my superluv give you my superluv give you my superluv give you my superluv give you my superluv and all you really need it s been right in front of you this whole time and i i didn t need no superpowers i saved the world and now you are mine now you re mine9 |
91 | 91 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: wake up this morning i m shaking i can t be still girl too many images running through my mind soon as i hit it i can t get it out my system even my brother he asked me what you on i m on some kind of drug can t explain all the ways you get me high i m on some kind of drug can t explain don t keep me waitin all night girl come through them bath water runnin fire be burning in my hotel room come through champagne be poppin system be knockin in my hotel room ever since i met you you got me changing my schedule if you ain t know that shit s eventful and losing this money is dreadful but believe me that pussy is special you wanna meet moms i might let you rollie is so presidential keep it on while we fuck that s cause i meant to yeah fuck you twice we take a nap soon as you re awake get back go for three it takes a nack i m taking you to places that you ain t been girl face the fact meant it i can t take it back whisky straight ain t chasing that i ll taste the cat yeah yeah you told me i own that pearl yeah that s cause i bone you thorough you should be my only girl when i hit it you feel like you own the world i m on some kind of drug can t explain all the ways you get me high i m on some kind of drug can t explain don t keep me waitin all night girl come through them bath water runnin fire be burning in my hotel room come through champagne be poppin system be knockin in my hotel room since the last time we had sex honestly i ve been a mess well feenin cause you got the best borderline kind of obsessed and yeah i m on some kind of drug i ve been addicted and i cannot find enough i call you i m tryna fuck i m in room 921 come on up and we could put up the please do not disturb i got drink i got the herb i m tweakin now i must be cured the only way i rest assured is if i get my fix i love the way your dress just slips right off your waist right down your hips technique s the best she knows some tricks and yeah i need you now i need you bad you and me both of us been feenin bad i guess what i really mean is that well yeah i m on some kind of drug can t explain all the ways you get me high i m on some kind of drug can t explain don t keep me waitin all night girl come through them bath water runnin fire be burning in my hotel room come through champagne be poppin system be knockin in my hotel room girl come through them bath water runnin fire be burning in my hotel room come through champagne be poppin system be knockin in my hotel room we ain t playin anymore privacy on the door we ain t playin anymore privacy on the door when we finish baby ain t gon need no more49 |
92 | 92 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: ah ah ah ah ahem ahem hey baby won t you look my way i can be your new addiction hey baby what you got to say all you re giving me is fiction i m a sorry sucker and this happens all the time i find out that everybody talks everybody talks everybody talks it started with a whisper and that was when i kissed her and then she made my lips hurt i can hear the chit chat take me to your love shack mama s always gotta backtrack when everybody talks back hey honey you could be my drug you could be my new prescription too much could be an overdose all this trash talk make me itchin oh my my shit everybody talks everybody talks everybody talks everybody talks too much it started with a whisper and that was when i kissed her and then she made my lips hurt i can hear the chit chat take me to your love shack mama s always got a backtrack when everybody talks back never thought i d live to see the day when everybody s words got in the way oh hey sugar show me all your love all you re giving me is friction hey sugar what you gotta say it started with a whisper and that was when i kissed her and then she made my lips hurt i can hear the chit chat take me to your love shack mama s always got a backtrack when everybody talks back everybody talks everybody talks everybody talks everybody talks everybody talks everybody talks back it started with a whisper and that was when i kissed her everybody talks everybody talks back uh43 |
93 | 93 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: you call me out upon the waters the great unknown where feet may fail and there i find you in the mystery in oceans deep my faith will stand and i will call upon your name and keep my eyes above the waves when oceans rise my soul will rest in your embrace for i am yours and you are mine your grace abounds in deepest waters your sovereign hand will be my guide where feet may fail and fear surrounds me you ve never failed and you won t start now so i will call upon your name and keep my eyes above the waves when oceans rise my soul will rest in your embrace for i am yours and you are mine oh spirit lead me where my trust is without borders let me walk upon the waters wherever you would call me take me deeper than my feet could ever wander and my faith will be made stronger in the presence of my saviour spirit lead me where my trust is without borders let me walk upon the waters wherever you would call me take me deeper than my feet could ever wander and my faith will be made stronger in the presence of my saviour spirit lead me where my trust is without borders let me walk upon the waters wherever you would call me take me deeper than my feet could ever wander and my faith will be made stronger in the presence of my saviour spirit lead me where my trust is without borders let me walk upon the waters wherever you would call me and take me deeper than my feet could ever wander and my faith will be made stronger in the presence of my saviour spirit lead me where my trust is without borders let me walk upon the waters wherever you would call me take me deeper than my feet could ever wander and my faith will be made stronger in the presence of my saviour spirit lead me where my trust is without borders let me walk upon the waters wherever you would call me and take me deeper than my feet could ever wander and my faith will be made stronger in the presence of my saviour yeah yeah yeah yeah oh jesus you re my god i will call upon your name keep my eyes above the waves my soul will rest in your embrace i am yours and you are mine112 |
94 | 94 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: oh oh sometimes i get a good feeling yeah i get a feeling that i never never never never had before no no i get a good feeling yeah oh oh sometimes i get a good feeling yeah i get a feeling that i never never never never had before no no i get a good feeling yeah yes i can doubt better leave i m runnin with this plan pull me grab me crabs in the bucket can t have me i ll be the president one day january first oh you like that gossip like you the one drinking what god sip dot com now i got a word for your tongue how many rolling stones you want yeah i got a brand new spirit speaking it and it s done woke up on the side of the bed like i won talk like a winner my chest to that sun g5 dealer u s to taiwan now who can say that i wanna play back mama knew i was a needle in a hay stack a bugatti boy plus maybach i got a feeling it s a rap asap oh oh sometimes i get a good feeling yeah i get a feeling that i never never never never had before no no i get a good feeling yeah oh oh sometimes i get a good feeling yeah i get a feeling that i never never never never had before no no i get a good feeling yeah the mountain top walk on water i got power feel so royal one second i ma strike all you diamond platinum no more for you got adrenaline never giving in giving up s not an option gotta get it in witness i got the heart of twenty men no fear go to sleep in the lion s den that flow that spark that crown you looking at the king of the jungle now stronger than ever can t hold me down a hundred miles gunning from the pitcher s mound straight game face it s game day see me running through the crowd full of melee no trick plays i m bill gates take a genius to understand me oh oh sometimes i get a good feeling yeah i get a feeling that i never never never never had before no no i get a good feeling yeah oh oh sometimes i get a good feeling yeah i get a feeling that i never never never never had before no no i get a good feeling yeah let s get it let s get it i know you got the good feelin let s get it let s get it gotta love the life that we livin let s get it let s get it i know you got the good feelin let s get it let s get it gotta love the life that we livin oh oh sometimes i get a good feeling yeah i get a feeling that i never never never never had before no no i get a good feeling yeah oh oh sometimes i get a good feeling yeah i get a feeling that i never never never never had before no no i get a good feeling yeah oh oh sometimes i get a good feeling yeah14 |
95 | 95 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: uh huh uh huh uh huh i ve been grinding so long been trying this shit for years and i got nothing to show just climbing this rope right here and if there s a man upstairs he kept bringing me rain but i ve been sending up prayers and something s changed i think i finally found my hallelujah i ve been waiting for this moment all my life now all my dreams are coming true yeah i ve been waiting for this moment feels good to be alive right about now good good good good to be alive right about now good good good good to be alive right about now hallelujah let that bass line move ya say hey and it s good to be alive right about now i was dead in the water nobody wanted me i was old news i went cold as cold could be but i kept throwing on coal tryna make that fire burn sometimes you gotta get scars to get what you deserve i kept moving on and now i m moving up damn i m feeling blessed with all this love i think i finally found my hallelujah i ve been waiting for this moment all my life now all my dreams are coming true yeah i ve been waiting for this moment feels good to be alive right about now good good good good to be alive right about now good good good good to be alive right about now hallelujah let that bass line move ya say hey and it s good to be alive right about now i almost can cannot handle it i could get u could get used to this i almost can cannot handle it i could get u could get used to this i think i finally found my feels good to be alive right about now good good good good to be alive right about now good good good good to be alive right about now hallelujah let that bass line move ya say hey and it s good to be alive right about now good good good good to be alive right about now good good good good to be alive right about now good good good good to be alive right about now good good good good to be alive right about now 3 |
96 | 96 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: someone said they left together i ran out the door to get her she was holding hands with trevor not the greatest feeling ever said pull yourself together you should try your luck with heather then i heard they slept together oh the less i know the better the less i know the better oh my love can t you see yourself by my side no surprise when you re on his shoulder like every night oh my love can t you see that you re on my mind don t suppose you could convince your lover to change his mind so goodbye she said it s not now or never wait ten years we ll be together i said better late than never just don t make me wait forever don t make me wait forever don t make me wait forever oh my love can t you see yourself by my side i don t suppose you could convince your lover to change his mind i was doing fine without ya till i saw your face now i can t erase givin in to all his bullshit is this what you want is this who you are i was doing fine without ya till i saw your eyes turn away from mine oh sweet darling where he wants you said come on superman say your stupid line said come on superman say your stupid line said come on superman say your stupid line 202 |
97 | 97 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know girl i m gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow you just put your lips together and you come real close can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby here we go look i m bettin you like people and i m bettin you love freak mode and i m bettin you like girls that give love to girls and stroke your little ego i bet you i m guilty your honor that s just how we live in my genre who in the hell done paved the road wider there s only one flo and one rida i m a damn shame order more champagne pulling them hamstrings tryna put it on ya bet your lips spin back around come up slow it down baby take a little longer can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know girl i m gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow you just put your lips together and you come real close can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby here we go whistle baby whistle baby whist whistle baby whistle baby whistle baby whistle baby whist whistle baby whistle baby it s like everywhere i go my whistle ready to blow shawty don t even know she can get in it for the low told me she not a pro it s okay it s under control show me soprano cause girl you can handle baby we start slow then you come up and park close girl i m the whistle man my bugatti the same notes show me your perfect pitch you got it my banjo talented with your lips like you blew out a candle so amusing now you can make a whistle with the music hope you ain t got no issues you can do it even if it s no picture never lose it can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know girl i m gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow you just put your lips together and you come real close can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby here we go whistle baby whistle baby whist whistle baby whistle baby whistle baby whistle baby whist whistle baby whistle baby go on girl you can twerk it let me see you whistle while you work it i ma lay it back don t stop it cause i love it how you drop it drop it drop it on me now shorty make that whistle blow ow ow ow yeah baby make that whistle blow ow ow can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know girl i m gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow you just put your lips together and you come real close can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby here we go can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby whistle baby can you blow my whistle baby whist whistle baby whistle baby can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby whistle baby can you blow my whistle baby whist whistle baby whistle baby32 |
98 | 98 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: you hold me down in the best way no quarter from these chains that i ve slapped on my heart for a feeling why can t i let my demons lie keep screaming into the pillow cause your touch still gets me stupid high oh glory i m a believer oh glory i ma try but wild horses wild horses wild horses run faster run faster run faster wild horses run faster run faster run faster you caught my truth in the worst way through the dirty lens of a broken smile and i swear i m not a pretender sometimes it s love who s the biggest liar so i ll keep on damning the devil and you ll keep on saying it s all right oh glory i m a believer oh lord i m holding tight but wild horses wild horses wild horses run faster run faster run faster wild horses run faster run faster run faster so i ll keep on damning the devil and you ll keep on saying it s all right oh glory i m a believer oh lord i m holding tight but wild horses wild horses wild horses run faster run faster run faster wild horses run faster run faster run faster wild horses run faster run faster run faster12 |
99 | 99 | SONG TEXT / LYRICS: somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me i ain t the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an l on her forehead well the years start comin and they don t stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground runnin didn t make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb so much to do so much to see so what s wrong with taking the backstreets you ll never know if you don t go you ll never shine if you don t glow hey now you re an all star get your game on go play hey now you re a rock star get the show on get paid only shootin stars break the mold it s a cool place and they say it gets colder you re bundled up now wait til you get older but the meteor men beg to differ judging by the hole in the satellite picture the ice we skate is getting pretty thin the water s getting warm so you might as well swim my world s on fire how bout yours that s the way i like it and i ll never get bored hey now you re an all star get your game on go play hey now you re a rock star get the show on get paid only shootin stars break the mold go for the moon go for the moon go for the moon go for the moon hey now you re an all star get your game on go play hey now you re a rock star get the show on get paid only shooting stars somebody once asked could i spare some change for gas i need to get myself away from this place i said yep what a concept i could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change well the years start comin and they don t stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground runnin didn t make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb so much to do so much to see so what s wrong with taking the backstreets you ll never know if you don t go you ll never shine if you don t glow hey now you re an all star get your game on go play hey now you re a rock star get the show on get paid only shootin stars break the mold only shooting stars break the mold113 |