{"id":"het_1","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I'm halfway up a mountain , \" Tom alleged ."}
{"id":"het_2","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'd like to be a Chinese laborer , said Tom coolly ."}
{"id":"het_3","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"No , baby oil does NOT come from squeezing dead babies ."}
{"id":"het_4","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Dentists don't like a hard day at the orifice ."}
{"id":"het_5","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Are evil wildebeests bad gnus ?"}
{"id":"het_6","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you can't be good , be careful ."}
{"id":"het_7","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A busy barber is quite harried ."}
{"id":"het_8","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Avery . I raise birds ."}
{"id":"het_9","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Two construction workers had a stairing contest ."}
{"id":"het_10","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"In the winter , some horses are Friesian ."}
{"id":"het_11","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"It's between my sole and my heel , said Tom archly ."}
{"id":"het_12","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD ELECTRICIANS never die , they just do it until it Hz ."}
{"id":"het_13","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring . The doctor says I'm OK , but I feel like I've dyed a little inside ."}
{"id":"het_14","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"And Adam asked , \" What's a Headache ? \""}
{"id":"het_15","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Follow your knows ."}
{"id":"het_16","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A china doll was marked in tiny letters :'maid in USA'."}
{"id":"het_17","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I deny everything , said Tom knowingly ."}
{"id":"het_18","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The best things come in small packages ."}
{"id":"het_19","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The key to changing your performance ability is by tuning out criticism and staying musically octave ."}
{"id":"het_20","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Farmer's daughter , but she was the best little hoer in the county ."}
{"id":"het_21","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A good mind possesses a kingdom ."}
{"id":"het_22","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I've stuck a pin through my nose , \" said Tom punctually ."}
{"id":"het_23","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm the presenter of the South Bank Show , Melvyn bragged ."}
{"id":"het_24","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"We welcome you with open psalms ."}
{"id":"het_25","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it all ."}
{"id":"het_26","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When Socrates needed to buy food he went to the grocery stoa ."}
{"id":"het_27","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"There's no peace for the wicked ."}
{"id":"het_28","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The cobbler was asked how many shoes he had soled by a well"}
{"id":"het_29","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"In an attempt to kill a fly , I drove into a pole ."}
{"id":"het_30","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Features should be discovered , not documented !"}
{"id":"het_31","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"They won't stay at friendly hotels , because they're hostel people ."}
{"id":"het_32","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I drank WHAT ? ! ? ! \" - Socrates"}
{"id":"het_33","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Let's all play an A , a C sharp , and an E , cried Tom's band with one accord ."}
{"id":"het_34","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The young pine sapling was admonished by his father . Apparently he'd been knotty ."}
{"id":"het_35","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The doctors had to remove a bone from my arm , said Tom humorlessly ."}
{"id":"het_36","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I've been to a film festival in the South of France , said Tom cannily ."}
{"id":"het_37","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"And Homer saith unto them , \" D'OH ! \" - - Bart 17 : 3"}
{"id":"het_38","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A music store was robbed . The thief made away with the lute ."}
{"id":"het_39","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He threw jello at his wife , who had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon ."}
{"id":"het_40","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Be still my hart \" she murmured , thinking how magnificent and stag - like he was ."}
{"id":"het_41","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Desperate times call for desperate measures ."}
{"id":"het_42","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"His wife left him saying she was going home to mutter ."}
{"id":"het_43","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Yesterday a cow saved my life - it was bovine intervention ."}
{"id":"het_44","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Why is this telephone flex always tangled ? \" asked Tom coyly ."}
{"id":"het_45","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Fashion is something that goes in one era and out the other ."}
{"id":"het_46","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"What kind of flooring do alligator hunters use ? Reptiles !"}
{"id":"het_47","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart ."}
{"id":"het_48","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"There are no answers , only cross - references ."}
{"id":"het_49","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When his clothes dryer broke he was lint another one ."}
{"id":"het_50","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Acupuncture is a jab well done ."}
{"id":"het_51","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Cows make noise only when they're in the mood ."}
{"id":"het_52","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Guns don't kill people . Bullets kill people ."}
{"id":"het_53","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes ."}
{"id":"het_54","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When asked by a Health Department official to describe the mess he saw on the slaughterhouse floor , the USDA inspector replied , \" It was just offal . \""}
{"id":"het_55","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"After burning a batch of cookies a baker felt very crummy ."}
{"id":"het_56","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The boating store had its best sail ever ."}
{"id":"het_57","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Better an egg today than a hen tomorrow ."}
{"id":"het_58","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When asked to picture the perfect modern defensive weapon the Claymore springs to mine ."}
{"id":"het_59","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When it got stuck in the mud my car had to be toad ."}
{"id":"het_60","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When my camera fell in the toffee I was making , I got a very candied picture ."}
{"id":"het_61","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"When in doubt , do nothing ."}
{"id":"het_62","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She wanted the large estate quite badly but , she dared not mansion it to her frugal husband ."}
{"id":"het_63","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Bond , James Bond of Borg . You will be shaken , not stirred ."}
{"id":"het_64","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I've been listening to the Brandenburg Concertos , \" Tom barked ."}
{"id":"het_65","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"By yourself you're in the right . In a group you're in the throng ."}
{"id":"het_66","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the glassblower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach ."}
{"id":"het_67","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If gophers become extinct , the hole ecosystem will die ."}
{"id":"het_68","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof ."}
{"id":"het_69","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I can see through the window , \" said Tom stiltedly ."}
{"id":"het_70","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When I went to the International Club , I accidentally spilled coffee on a Hindu lady's dress . I told her I was very sari ."}
{"id":"het_71","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The Net - surfing bandits always ended an operation by clearing out the cash ."}
{"id":"het_72","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Leftover spaghetti is pasta its prime ."}
{"id":"het_73","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" This food tastes of plutonium , \" said Tom glowingly ."}
{"id":"het_74","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Would you like some soda ? \" asked Tom caustically ."}
{"id":"het_75","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the florist was running behind in delivering the roses , he had to put the petal to the metal ."}
{"id":"het_76","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I just had some coffee that was good only for its sedimental value ."}
{"id":"het_77","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Children can do some knotty things with string ."}
{"id":"het_78","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A waterbed may just be the vinyl resting place ."}
{"id":"het_79","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Optimist : A Yugo owner with a trailer hitch !"}
{"id":"het_80","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Camille relocated to Little Italy : They made her a cougher ; she couldn't refuse"}
{"id":"het_81","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Bloom where you are planted ."}
{"id":"het_82","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A cross between a puppy and a bunny is a rabid dog ."}
{"id":"het_83","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm a lion hunter , said Tom , pridefully"}
{"id":"het_84","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'd love to , but the President said he might drop in ."}
{"id":"het_85","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Rome wasn't built in a day ."}
{"id":"het_86","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The sign on the nudist camp said ,'Clothed'til May'."}
{"id":"het_87","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"To kill a circus in one blow , go for the juggler ."}
{"id":"het_88","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk ."}
{"id":"het_89","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm from a Humberside port , said Tom ghoulishly ."}
{"id":"het_90","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I love cats , Tom mused ."}
{"id":"het_91","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Money makes the mare go ."}
{"id":"het_92","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD BUTCHERS never die , they only meat their fate ."}
{"id":"het_93","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Love of money is the root of all politics ."}
{"id":"het_94","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The inventor of chewing gum soon bubbled his money ."}
{"id":"het_95","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A young corporal dislocated his arm during a battle but kept going . You could say he was shouldering on ."}
{"id":"het_96","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The manufacturing of t - shirts has really cotton ."}
{"id":"het_97","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Matt . I'm a doorman ."}
{"id":"het_98","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"All are not thieves that dogs bark at ."}
{"id":"het_99","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the crop was destroyed , there was no more cranberry source ."}
{"id":"het_100","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I phoned the zoo but the lion was busy ."}
{"id":"het_101","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Boy , that's a bright star , \" said Tom seriously ."}
{"id":"het_102","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The postmen get together for mail bonding ."}
{"id":"het_103","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"You go to heaven . . . God sneezes . . . What do you say ?"}
{"id":"het_104","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Authors can be very PENsive ."}
{"id":"het_105","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Harry . I'm a barber ."}
{"id":"het_106","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Neuter your dog - an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of curs ."}
{"id":"het_107","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Giving praise is when you let off esteem ."}
{"id":"het_108","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Now I can do some painting , \" said Tom easily ."}
{"id":"het_109","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Truth may be blamed , but it shall never be shamed ."}
{"id":"het_110","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Press Control , Alt , Delete for an I . Q . Test ."}
{"id":"het_111","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"People who like gold paint have a gilt complex ."}
{"id":"het_112","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The bald man decided to consider a hair transplant to rogaine his confidence in looking younger ."}
{"id":"het_113","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The self - conscious shipbuilder tried to recruit extremely sycophantic sailors to compliment her newly designed destroyer ."}
{"id":"het_114","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm not afraid of heights ; I'm afraid of widths ."}
{"id":"het_115","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Look before you leap ."}
{"id":"het_116","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The obese editor started a weight redaction program ."}
{"id":"het_117","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"An optometrist told his patient :'It appears your vision is improving ! \" Really ?'replied the patient .'Must be the luck of the iris . '"}
{"id":"het_118","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying . . . the Musical !"}
{"id":"het_119","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"In the dark ? Follow the son ."}
{"id":"het_120","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"This is your brain . Postscript on brain your is This ."}
{"id":"het_121","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"As to how to play snooker , some people don't have a cue ."}
{"id":"het_122","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A parade of horses went down Mane street ."}
{"id":"het_123","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I used to do rock climbing as a youth , but I was much boulder back then ."}
{"id":"het_124","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Dateline London : Eccentric ornithologist travels to foreign land to teach pigeon English ."}
{"id":"het_125","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some childen are often on their pest behavior ."}
{"id":"het_126","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When gossip finally led to the landlady's arrest for murdering her tenants and scattering parts of their bodies around town , her only comment was , \" Well , that's what comes of spreading roomers . \""}
{"id":"het_127","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The four snack groups : cakes , crunchies , frozen and sweets ."}
{"id":"het_128","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Old is Gold , but never sold ."}
{"id":"het_129","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'll never give up my hounds ! Tom said doggedly ."}
{"id":"het_130","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I don't have a solution but I really admire the problem ."}
{"id":"het_131","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Someone once accused me of stealing an old , rare , valuable stamp , and I philately denied it ."}
{"id":"het_132","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Behind every good computer - is a jumble of wire ."}
{"id":"het_133","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"To learn rope tricks you have to be taut ."}
{"id":"het_134","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"For the woman who wore size 13 , finding shoes that fit was no small feat ."}
{"id":"het_135","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't change horses in midstream ."}
{"id":"het_136","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Wife to husband , \" That was an explosive passage of gas , I'd say about 8 . 0 on the sphincter scale . \""}
{"id":"het_137","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When I phoned my friend yesterday we mainly talked about the weather and our upcomimg exams , and we both agreed that the poring was sickening ."}
{"id":"het_138","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Have you ever read the Rime of the Ancient Gardener ? It was written by Samuel Taylor Foliage ."}
{"id":"het_139","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Two heads are better than one ."}
{"id":"het_140","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"It's amazing what two or more sinners can achieve together with synergy ."}
{"id":"het_141","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some mathematicians are reluctant to cosine a loan ."}
{"id":"het_142","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" We have no oranges , \" Tom said fruitlessly ."}
{"id":"het_143","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I dropped a tub of margarine in the kitchen and ended up with a Parkay floor ."}
{"id":"het_144","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A drummer can cymbalize the enthusiasm of a band ."}
{"id":"het_145","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I have to keep this fire alight , \" Tom bellowed ."}
{"id":"het_146","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Aibohphobia : Fear of palindromes ."}
{"id":"het_147","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Dentist's famous last words : \" You won't feel a thing . . . \""}
{"id":"het_148","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A cook made pancakes flippantly ."}
{"id":"het_149","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Nice looking glass ! said Tom reflectively ."}
{"id":"het_150","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"What keeps a dock floating above water ? Pier pressure ."}
{"id":"het_151","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Waste not , want not ."}
{"id":"het_152","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A little pot is easily hot ."}
{"id":"het_153","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Legends tell us that a weakness of the carnivorous vampire is a steak ."}
{"id":"het_154","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"There's nothing to stop me putting things in tins , said Tom cannily ."}
{"id":"het_155","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If screwups were dollars , I'd be a millionaire ! !"}
{"id":"het_156","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects ."}
{"id":"het_157","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Psychiatrists like Kentucky Freud Chicken ."}
{"id":"het_158","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I hate sweet potatoes , Tom yammered ."}
{"id":"het_159","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The workers at that inn are very unfriendly . They create a hostel environment ."}
{"id":"het_160","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Smile , and the world smiles with you ; cry , and you cry alone ."}
{"id":"het_161","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I may have my faults , but being wrong ain't one of them ."}
{"id":"het_162","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Hotel owners usually have suite dreams ."}
{"id":"het_163","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"SHOCKING TRUTH : 50 % of all people are below average . . . ."}
{"id":"het_164","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air ."}
{"id":"het_165","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The telemarketer asked me if I read magazines at all and I replied that I did , periodically ."}
{"id":"het_166","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the proposal was made to locate the governor's mansion in Albany , New Yorkers said , \" That's a capitol idea . \""}
{"id":"het_167","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A reconciled friend is a double enemy ."}
{"id":"het_168","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She became an art dealer because she wanted more Monet ."}
{"id":"het_169","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A nudist has no reason to fear a pickpocket ."}
{"id":"het_170","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater ."}
{"id":"het_171","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"You're not old , You're chronologically disadvantaged"}
{"id":"het_172","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The corner of Ninth and Broad attracts a lot of the homeless because of its reputation for having a grate area for sleeping"}
{"id":"het_173","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Poets are born , but orators are trained ."}
{"id":"het_174","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"7 days without prayer makes 1 weak"}
{"id":"het_175","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"It's been a business doing pleasure with you . . ."}
{"id":"het_176","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Press < CTRL > < ALT > < DEL > to read the next message . . ."}
{"id":"het_177","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"You should never take rocks for granite ."}
{"id":"het_178","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Ignorance is bliss ."}
{"id":"het_179","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" If I let go of the ceiling it will collapse , \" Tom upheld ."}
{"id":"het_180","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Today is cancelled due to lack of interest !"}
{"id":"het_181","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" For what we are about to receive , may the Lord make us truly thankful , \" said Tom gracefully ."}
{"id":"het_182","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"He that stays in the valley will not get over the hill ."}
{"id":"het_183","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Before the golfer finished drinking the iced , brewed beverage he dropped his tee on the cart path ."}
{"id":"het_184","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He avoided funerals because he was not a mourning person ."}
{"id":"het_185","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"They say curiosity killed the cat , and they weren't kitten ."}
{"id":"het_186","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"During a recent trip to Qatar , Bill Clinton went to McDonald's and ordered fries with a sheik ."}
{"id":"het_187","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I swallowed some of the glass from that broken window , \" Tom said painfully ."}
{"id":"het_188","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A farmer wanting to kill a chicken for dinner has to move faster than a speeding pullet ."}
{"id":"het_189","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD CHEMISTS never die , they just lose their refluxes ."}
{"id":"het_190","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm easy to please as long as I get my way ."}
{"id":"het_191","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I chop down trees for a living , \" said Tom lumberingly ."}
{"id":"het_192","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Enter any 11 - digit prime number to continue"}
{"id":"het_193","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"There is nothing worse for a performer than an audience of drunks and their boos ."}
{"id":"het_194","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Truckers like houses with long haulways ."}
{"id":"het_195","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" The sun is rising , \" Tom mourned ."}
{"id":"het_196","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A politician who had been an astronomer was always saying'no comet'."}
{"id":"het_197","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Come in and get a peace of the rock"}
{"id":"het_198","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Psychoceramics : The study of crackpots ."}
{"id":"het_199","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Mainframe : the biggest PC peripheral you can buy ."}
{"id":"het_200","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I know what herb would taste nice with this , \" said Tom sagely ."}
{"id":"het_201","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"An heir is someone with a descent wage ."}
{"id":"het_202","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The shy stripper couldn't bare it on stage ."}
{"id":"het_203","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Those who have icicles keep a stiff upper drip ."}
{"id":"het_204","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I learned that the antelopes were coming when I heard the gnus ."}
{"id":"het_205","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you want the last word with a woman , apologize ."}
{"id":"het_206","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A paramedic got a new job as a chauffeur : an ambiance driver ."}
{"id":"het_207","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Politeness costs nothing and gains everything ."}
{"id":"het_208","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Two cheerleaders got married after they met by chants ."}
{"id":"het_209","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"After the sniper attack at the symphony softball game , there were no men left on bass ."}
{"id":"het_210","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't put the cart before the horse ."}
{"id":"het_211","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me ."}
{"id":"het_212","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you really want to know , you won't ask me ."}
{"id":"het_213","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD CHINESE COOKS never die , they just wok away"}
{"id":"het_214","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Eggs and oaths are soon broken ."}
{"id":"het_215","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Manuel , I write instruction books ."}
{"id":"het_216","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The ailing king of the doves sensed an imminent coup ."}
{"id":"het_217","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD SAILORS never die , they just lose their porpoise ."}
{"id":"het_218","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD ANTENNA ENGINEERS never die , they just phase away ."}
{"id":"het_219","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you ride a bus you have to pay your fare share ."}
{"id":"het_220","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A home is not home without mom"}
{"id":"het_221","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you work in a bakery you may have to take on many roles ."}
{"id":"het_222","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese , which I hate . It really is the grater of two evils ."}
{"id":"het_223","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Chickens can give some people a foul rash ."}
{"id":"het_224","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Everybody was in shock when the hair stylist dyed ."}
{"id":"het_225","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't bite the hand that feeds you ."}
{"id":"het_226","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Blood is thicker than water ."}
{"id":"het_227","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Qwertyus , god of keyboards , is a character from geek mythology ."}
{"id":"het_228","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Are you homosexual ? \" Tom queried gaily ."}
{"id":"het_229","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Businesses selling pleasure boats often have a sail ."}
{"id":"het_230","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"What a tangled web we weave , when first we practice to deceive ."}
{"id":"het_231","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Wheaties near the body suggested that police look for a cereal killer ."}
{"id":"het_232","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"He that would hang his dog gives out first that he is mad ."}
{"id":"het_233","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I don't own any slaves . My wife has one , though ."}
{"id":"het_234","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD DOCTORS never die they just lose their patience ."}
{"id":"het_235","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The thief broke into the music store and stole the lute ."}
{"id":"het_236","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The actors had one great movie after another . They were on a role ."}
{"id":"het_237","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"BorgBurgers . We do it our way . Your way is irrelevant ."}
{"id":"het_238","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Paddle your own canoe ."}
{"id":"het_239","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A perfectly spherical pumpkin makes good pi ."}
{"id":"het_240","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The invisible cows were herd but not seen ."}
{"id":"het_241","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"You've obviously been educated beyond your intelligence ."}
{"id":"het_242","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Photography developers occasionally have serious emulsional problems ."}
{"id":"het_243","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Use it or lose it ."}
{"id":"het_244","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The overweight fighter pilot was grounded for violating the rules of engorgement ."}
{"id":"het_245","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"There is luck in odd numbers ."}
{"id":"het_246","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"This is what I have learned off by heart Tom wrote ."}
{"id":"het_247","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"In his free time , my son in college hunts deer and sells the meat . He says the doe helps him with his expenses ."}
{"id":"het_248","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" 3 . 14159265 , \" Tom said piously ."}
{"id":"het_249","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The geologist went to the doctor because he had a loss of apatite ."}
{"id":"het_250","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD GRAVEDIGGERS ; never die , they just spade away ."}
{"id":"het_251","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The pun in the title of the play \" The Importance of Being Earnest \" was a Wilde idea ."}
{"id":"het_252","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I prefer trout to salmon , \" Tom said officiously ."}
{"id":"het_253","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"One gruelingly intense month into the year - long diet regimen , the overwhelmed patient concluded she could not stand the weight ."}
{"id":"het_254","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The Vatican's supplier of duck eggs is elected by sacred balut ."}
{"id":"het_255","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Slow and steady wins the race ."}
{"id":"het_256","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Good fences make good neighbors ."}
{"id":"het_257","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I've been listening to the Brandenberg Concertos , Tom barked ."}
{"id":"het_258","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD GOSSIPS never die they just lose their confidants"}
{"id":"het_259","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the father found he had septuplets , he could hardly believe his own census ."}
{"id":"het_260","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some horses cause their owners a lot of woe ."}
{"id":"het_261","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Because the champion angler instructed his pupils to cast their lines where the river runs through narrow chasms , they called him the \" fissure King . \""}
{"id":"het_262","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Better bow than break ."}
{"id":"het_263","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Tried some bear stew . It was a little grizzly ."}
{"id":"het_264","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The cat in northern Scandinavia always had a lapp to sit on ."}
{"id":"het_265","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Making up puns about the finest soil is the loess form of humor ."}
{"id":"het_266","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The proof of the pudding is in the eating ."}
{"id":"het_267","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I haven't developed my photographs yet , said Tom negatively ."}
{"id":"het_268","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you eat soup that's nine days old you will get bad broth ."}
{"id":"het_269","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you lie down with dogs , you'll get up with fleas ."}
{"id":"het_270","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" This is where I keep my arrows , \" said Tom quiveringly ."}
{"id":"het_271","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Time is precious ."}
{"id":"het_272","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Clarence , I specialize in end - of - season inventory closeout sales ."}
{"id":"het_273","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't count your chickens before they're hatched ."}
{"id":"het_274","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some days you get the bear , other days the bear gets you ."}
{"id":"het_275","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Out of sight . . . Out of mind ."}
{"id":"het_276","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Herbivores come in browns and graze ."}
{"id":"het_277","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A husband who thinks he is as solid as a rock may have a wife who wishes he was a little bolder ."}
{"id":"het_278","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Congratulations ; you graduated , \" said Tom diplomatically ."}
{"id":"het_279","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Never mind the star , get those camels off my lawn !"}
{"id":"het_280","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Solve the problems of the world : Vote anarchist ."}
{"id":"het_281","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"It takes two to make a quarrel ."}
{"id":"het_282","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Are Philosophy papers graded with Marx out of ten ?"}
{"id":"het_283","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The mad scientist in the old castle had a strange secret \u2013 but he kept it under his bat ."}
{"id":"het_284","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A teacher having a tough time longs for the end of the school daze ."}
{"id":"het_285","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The Keystone Kops were frequently criticized for excessive use of farce ."}
{"id":"het_286","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"My dog thinks he's human , my cat thinks he's GOD ."}
{"id":"het_287","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Scarecrows are always garden their patch ."}
{"id":"het_288","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Isn't the Grand Canyon just gorges ?"}
{"id":"het_289","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The church choir robes were too long and needed to be hymned ."}
{"id":"het_290","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"First Rule of Intelligent Tinkering - Save all parts"}
{"id":"het_291","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Don't you know my name ? \" asked Tom swiftly ."}
{"id":"het_292","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Scientists studying the sun have a flare for research ."}
{"id":"het_293","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder"}
{"id":"het_294","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I love your old worn - out jacket covered with all those slogans , but I can't read the frays at the end of the sleeves ."}
{"id":"het_295","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Think before you speak ."}
{"id":"het_296","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A clean thief always makes a stainless steal ."}
{"id":"het_297","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Look on the sunny side of life ."}
{"id":"het_298","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Boy , I wish the elevator were working , \" said Tom , staring up to the top ."}
{"id":"het_299","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The chickens were distraught when the tornado destroyed their home . Hopefully they will be able to recoup ."}
{"id":"het_300","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Those who hate classical music have my symphony ."}
{"id":"het_301","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The fish were shy - obviously koi ."}
{"id":"het_302","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The Jedi Knight traded in his light saber for a light dagger . He had gone over to the dirk side ."}
{"id":"het_303","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A skunk fell in the river and stank to the bottom ."}
{"id":"het_304","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"What goes up must come down ."}
{"id":"het_305","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I fought with Geronimo , said Tom bravely ."}
{"id":"het_306","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I think I've broken my leg \" , reported Tom lamely ."}
{"id":"het_307","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A . 45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME"}
{"id":"het_308","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"We sternly warned the circus clown not to light the fuse while we were inside the cannon , but he did it anyway - - and it really made us soar ."}
{"id":"het_309","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I have been reading Voltaire , \" Tom admitted candidly ."}
{"id":"het_310","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A doctor's mistakes go six feet under ; a dentist's cover an acre ."}
{"id":"het_311","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A good baker will rise to the occasion , it's the yeast he can do ."}
{"id":"het_312","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My sweet mother got so old she granulated ."}
{"id":"het_313","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The vendor at the Arab market resented how I haggled and told me to take a haik ."}
{"id":"het_314","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Be the soul supporter of your children ."}
{"id":"het_315","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some people who cut hair can be quite barbarous ."}
{"id":"het_316","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Drinking a whole bucket of water could make you turn pail ."}
{"id":"het_317","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Grape picker's daughter , but she was somewhat of a winer ."}
{"id":"het_318","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath ."}
{"id":"het_319","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't make a mountain out of a molehill ."}
{"id":"het_320","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Beautifully manicured lawns are highly sod after ."}
{"id":"het_321","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Live and let live ."}
{"id":"het_322","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The man leaned on the printer cartridge because he wanted to tone up his abs ."}
{"id":"het_323","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'll take the girl to the dance , Tom promised ."}
{"id":"het_324","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Two wrongs can make a riot ."}
{"id":"het_325","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"An illiterate fisherman was lost at c ."}
{"id":"het_326","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was so thrifty she could smell a bargain a mall away ."}
{"id":"het_327","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature ."}
{"id":"het_328","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Act your praise , not your shoe size ."}
{"id":"het_329","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Partying Saturday and Sunday leaves me feeling weakened ."}
{"id":"het_330","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"He's an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers ."}
{"id":"het_331","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"It was raining cats and dogs . There were poodles all over the road ."}
{"id":"het_332","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Because they moved into an apartment , they didn't need to cut the grass any mow ."}
{"id":"het_333","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When priests have a good idea they are supposed to parish the thought ."}
{"id":"het_334","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The only things sure for cab drivers are debt and taxis ."}
{"id":"het_335","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"As I revived her using mouth to mouth resuscitation , in spite of my lisp , I couldn't help noticing her beautiful breaths !"}
{"id":"het_336","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Sign at a place where you lose weight :'Stop Look and Lessen'."}
{"id":"het_337","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Cyclist's daughter , but she peddled it all over town ."}
{"id":"het_338","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"' Because'is a word to the whys ."}
{"id":"het_339","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Call a spade a spade ."}
{"id":"het_340","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Fine feathers make fine birds ."}
{"id":"het_341","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you're stiff as a board it could be the lumbar ."}
{"id":"het_342","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A good carpenter will do his work and then varnish without a trace ."}
{"id":"het_343","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Geologists can be sedimental about their work ."}
{"id":"het_344","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If jokes could be owned like land , then no good pun would go undeeded ."}
{"id":"het_345","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess , \" Tom began grimly ."}
{"id":"het_346","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Gallup and Harris are poller opposites ."}
{"id":"het_347","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I like Chinese detective movies , Tom chanted ."}
{"id":"het_348","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Mr . Coffee returns from Soviet Russia : \" I have seen the future and it perks \""}
{"id":"het_349","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"No need of words , trust deeds ."}
{"id":"het_350","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The snowstorm arrived at a fortuitous moment . It was white on time ."}
{"id":"het_351","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My uncle developed a strange vulgar habit . He would only cuss when he'd eat chicken . The doctor said he has seen this happen in some cases . Too much chicken can produce a fowl mouth ."}
{"id":"het_352","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you can't make it good , make it big ."}
{"id":"het_353","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"How do spacemen add more protein to their diet ? They make it meteor ."}
{"id":"het_354","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Kennebunkport was George Bush's maine vacation spot ."}
{"id":"het_355","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Burn not your house to rid it of the mouse ."}
{"id":"het_356","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm glad I know sign language , it's pretty handy ."}
{"id":"het_357","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I had to pay to get into the annual local carnival . But that was the county fare ."}
{"id":"het_358","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter ."}
{"id":"het_359","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Now on CD ROM , classic taglines of the computer era ."}
{"id":"het_360","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I must attend my flock , said Tom , sheepishly ."}
{"id":"het_361","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The local baker was paying his staff based on a flourly rate ."}
{"id":"het_362","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"It wasn \u2019 t the apple on the tree , but the pair beneath it ."}
{"id":"het_363","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He stayed at the auction to the bidder end ."}
{"id":"het_364","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The new father of quintuplets could hardly believe his own census ."}
{"id":"het_365","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I was going to study the work of Sigmund Freud , but I was too Jung to understand it ."}
{"id":"het_366","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'd really like to know whether her collapse was due to a serious illness or whether it was one of her usual feints ."}
{"id":"het_367","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"One good turn deserves another ."}
{"id":"het_368","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Bureaucrats cut red tape - - lengthwise ."}
{"id":"het_369","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"This is the Netherlands , Tom stated flatly ."}
{"id":"het_370","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Pablo and Jose waited for a signal from Pilar to join her in the Church Tower , but neither responded to the chiming because they didn't know for whom the belle was tolling ."}
{"id":"het_371","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"THIS TRUCK HAS BEEN IN 8 ACCIDENTS . It has not lost one yet ."}
{"id":"het_372","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Never lie to your doctor ."}
{"id":"het_373","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I went to see my guru but he wasn't omm ."}
{"id":"het_374","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Working in the bakery left her with a loathe of bread ."}
{"id":"het_375","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Arriving late , Senator Kennedy slipped on a banana peel and fell in a heap , resulting in a humerus break in the midst of the subcommittee's intense discussion ."}
{"id":"het_376","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Never look a gift horse in the mouth ."}
{"id":"het_377","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The Chinese chef maliciously dumped a hot broth with dumplings on an obnoxious customer . It was a wanton soup attack ."}
{"id":"het_378","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Learn to walk before you run ."}
{"id":"het_379","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When a college dormitory exploded a lot of roomers were flying ."}
{"id":"het_380","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"At the petting zoo I saw a sheep scratching itself . Turns out it had fleece ."}
{"id":"het_381","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"It's where we store the hay , Tom said loftily ."}
{"id":"het_382","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"At the urban renewal site , contractors were simultaneously tearing down and erecting . It was interesting to watch them razing all those buildings ."}
{"id":"het_383","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I think my learning curve has turned into a circle ."}
{"id":"het_384","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"There was a lot of equestrian paraphernalia at the bridle shower ."}
{"id":"het_385","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A preposition is a poor word to end a sentence with ."}
{"id":"het_386","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"There's a repair shop for baroque musical instruments ."}
{"id":"het_387","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My wife really likes to make pottery , but to me it's just kiln time ."}
{"id":"het_388","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The swollen blood vessels in her legs were very quarrelsome - she had bellicose veins ."}
{"id":"het_389","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The astronomer made a claim about a well - known star , but it wasn't sirius ."}
{"id":"het_390","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If it ain't water - cooled . . . it's a terminal !"}
{"id":"het_391","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I can eat one hundred and forty - four , \" Tom boasted grossly ."}
{"id":"het_392","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Who digs a trap for others ends up in it himself ."}
{"id":"het_393","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"For meat some people eat lamb and mutton else ."}
{"id":"het_394","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I'm mentioned in this book , \" said Tom contentedly ."}
{"id":"het_395","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Mind your own business ."}
{"id":"het_396","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you want those ashes , you'll have to urn them ."}
{"id":"het_397","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Everyone makes mistakes , if not we'd all be single !"}
{"id":"het_398","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The cheap eye surgeon was always cutting corneas ."}
{"id":"het_399","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The salesman was peddling used bikes ."}
{"id":"het_400","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I tried to record an album in a reptile shop , but there was a terrible gecko ."}
{"id":"het_401","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Seek and ye shall find ."}
{"id":"het_402","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Blessed are the meek , for they make great scapegoats ."}
{"id":"het_403","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"History repeats itself ."}
{"id":"het_404","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Knowledge is power ."}
{"id":"het_405","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD BATHERS never die , they just wade away ."}
{"id":"het_406","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I wish I could remember the name of that card game , \" said Tom wistfully ."}
{"id":"het_407","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Is there a lawyer in the house ? < BLAM ! > Is there another ?"}
{"id":"het_408","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Old cotton - pickers never die . They just bale out ."}
{"id":"het_409","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around ."}
{"id":"het_410","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" This looks like the fruit of the blackthorn , \" said Tom slowly ."}
{"id":"het_411","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"No matter how much you push the envelope , it'll still be stationery ."}
{"id":"het_412","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Why shouldn't I stir my coffee with a ballpoint pen ? \" Tom bickered ."}
{"id":"het_413","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"It's not a BUG , it's an undocumented feature !"}
{"id":"het_414","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I am in total control , but don't tell my wife ."}
{"id":"het_415","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" The seesaw is upside down , \" said Tom saucily ."}
{"id":"het_416","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"50 Shades of Grace"}
{"id":"het_417","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"In his latest promotional campaign , the manager of City Tent and Awning told his crew to canvas the entire area ."}
{"id":"het_418","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I once worked at a factory that made boat paddles . The starting pay was ten dollars an oar ."}
{"id":"het_419","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Many are content to live in a coal mine and never see the son ."}
{"id":"het_420","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My two uncles bet who would get married first . Then one upped the ante ."}
{"id":"het_421","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If roosters saw how hens are treated they'd turn over in their gravy ."}
{"id":"het_422","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"No man is indispensable ."}
{"id":"het_423","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If it works , you must have done something wrong ."}
{"id":"het_424","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The dervish had so much endurance , he set a new whirled record ."}
{"id":"het_425","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The customer is always right ."}
{"id":"het_426","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I simply must find a new podiatrist . My podiatrist has developed such a callus attitude ."}
{"id":"het_427","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I went out for a run this morning and tripped over , I could have been wearing the wrong size shoes , I haven't seen the footage yet ."}
{"id":"het_428","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Is that pure rump roast ? Nothing butt ."}
{"id":"het_429","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD TREE SURGEONS never die , they just take a final bough ."}
{"id":"het_430","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Fire ! yelled Tom alarmingly ."}
{"id":"het_431","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"One of the tires just blew out , Tom said sparingly ."}
{"id":"het_432","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Much bran and little meal ."}
{"id":"het_433","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Beware of Greeks bearing gifts ."}
{"id":"het_434","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"May the 4th be with you ."}
{"id":"het_435","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Lizards have a very strong heartbeat which can be faintly heard anywhere on their body , said Mr . Johnson , beginning a story . \" Come listen to this tail . \""}
{"id":"het_436","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Ms . Earhart's loss to aviation could never be ameliorated ."}
{"id":"het_437","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"God is on the side of the strongest batallions ."}
{"id":"het_438","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If wishes were horses , beggars would ride ."}
{"id":"het_439","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The more the merrier ."}
{"id":"het_440","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"So that's the way the wind blows , said Tom vainly ."}
{"id":"het_441","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Justice pleaseth few in their own house ."}
{"id":"het_442","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"It wasn't school John disliked it was just the principal of it ."}
{"id":"het_443","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you're not the lead dog , the view can be very interesting !"}
{"id":"het_444","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Mickey Mouse gives some people Disney spells ."}
{"id":"het_445","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The nudist defended himself by citing his Constitutional right to bare arms ."}
{"id":"het_446","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My friend said ,'There's a lot of gold in those hills .'I replied ,'That's a load of bullion .'."}
{"id":"het_447","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Never say never ."}
{"id":"het_448","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Governments absorb 100x their weight in excess liberties ."}
{"id":"het_449","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Piano players are considered to be Baldwin they lose their hair ."}
{"id":"het_450","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My stereo's half - fixed , said Tom monotonously ."}
{"id":"het_451","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The race horse went lame early . It was the first out of its gait ."}
{"id":"het_452","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"First things first ."}
{"id":"het_453","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The study of ancient symbols will lead you to rune ."}
{"id":"het_454","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" What's a wide - angle lens ? \" asked Tom obtusely ."}
{"id":"het_455","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over ."}
{"id":"het_456","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Every cloud has a silver lining ."}
{"id":"het_457","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A bee keeper will sell you honey with swarm wishes ."}
{"id":"het_458","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My pet bird can predict the future . He is an omen pigeon ."}
{"id":"het_459","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I'm waiting to see the doctor , \" said Tom patiently ."}
{"id":"het_460","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Guerrilla warfare is more than just throwing a banana ."}
{"id":"het_461","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Did you know that donuts were first made in Greece ?"}
{"id":"het_462","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Europe needs more self - restraint , \" said Tom continently ."}
{"id":"het_463","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Hans . I'm a manicurist"}
{"id":"het_464","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Two snakes parted , and one said ,'fangs for the memories'."}
{"id":"het_465","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Health is wealth ."}
{"id":"het_466","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A bird with a headache might just migrane south ."}
{"id":"het_467","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Swine were the most influential animal of the last decade ."}
{"id":"het_468","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My sofa was repaired , but I was surprised to find an item on the bill for upholstery tacks ."}
{"id":"het_469","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some resist having the'flu jab but it's quite innocuous ."}
{"id":"het_470","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some people don't have the Vegas idea of how to quit gambling ."}
{"id":"het_471","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I got a nasty electric shock the other day , but I wasn't phased ."}
{"id":"het_472","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Russell , I'm a cattle thief"}
{"id":"het_473","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Look at those tall flowers , said Tom gladly ."}
{"id":"het_474","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If this were an actual tagline , it would be funny ."}
{"id":"het_475","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Every fool is pleased with his own folly ."}
{"id":"het_476","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Can you repeat the part after'Listen very carefully'?"}
{"id":"het_477","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"What you seize is what you get ."}
{"id":"het_478","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" It's just gold leaf , \" said Tom guiltily ."}
{"id":"het_479","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I've an urgent appointment , \" said Tom in Russian ."}
{"id":"het_480","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A crow in a telephone booth had no money so he had to make a collect caw ."}
{"id":"het_481","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"On my tour of the U . K . , Charles invited me to cook at Buckingham Palace , and naturally , I took photos so I could show everyone the prince ."}
{"id":"het_482","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"An unemployed logger is a would worker ."}
{"id":"het_483","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A waist is a terrible thing to mind ."}
{"id":"het_484","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't confuse me with facts , my mind is made up !"}
{"id":"het_485","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The sailor called his girlfriend's belly ring a naval destroyer ."}
{"id":"het_486","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I started to work at a seafood buffet , but then I pulled a mussel ."}
{"id":"het_487","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Fashionable women in Indiana all wear designer Hoosiery ."}
{"id":"het_488","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet . It is the torque of the town ."}
{"id":"het_489","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Colonel's Daughter , but she was great to the navy and rotten to the corps ."}
{"id":"het_490","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I don't have all the answers , just those that count ."}
{"id":"het_491","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Reading music makes me crotchety ."}
{"id":"het_492","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"That makes 144 , said Tom , grossly ."}
{"id":"het_493","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I saw a beaver movie last night , it was the best dam movie I've ever seen ."}
{"id":"het_494","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The fine print is usually a clause for suspicion ."}
{"id":"het_495","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue"}
{"id":"het_496","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The haughty magician had illusions of grandeur ."}
{"id":"het_497","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Greys Anatomy has many humerus remarks ."}
{"id":"het_498","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Although he perfected his comic routines on the mainland , his best audiences were in the aisles ."}
{"id":"het_499","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"It's just like a cowboy to stirrup trouble ."}
{"id":"het_500","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The exception proves the rule ."}
{"id":"het_501","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I was the first to climb Mount Everest , \" said Tom hilariously ."}
{"id":"het_502","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Let's go to the gym and weight a while ."}
{"id":"het_503","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"People have a happy time vacationing in Ireland because they are walking on Eire ."}
{"id":"het_504","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'll tempt Adam tonight , she said evilly ."}
{"id":"het_505","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Sellers of dried grapes are always raisin awareness ."}
{"id":"het_506","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I won't tell you anything about my salivary glands , \" said Tom secretively ."}
{"id":"het_507","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The child is father to the man and to the woman ."}
{"id":"het_508","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I need to go on a diet , said Tom wastefully ."}
{"id":"het_509","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I've caught Moby Dick ! Tom wailed ."}
{"id":"het_510","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The prodigal son was having a bad heir day ."}
{"id":"het_511","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I may look busy , but I'm just confused !"}
{"id":"het_512","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools ."}
{"id":"het_513","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"To emphasize that someone is a stranger : \" As we used to say in the cheese industry , I don't know him from Edam . \""}
{"id":"het_514","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He frequently practices furtive looks to operate at peek efficiency ."}
{"id":"het_515","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Diplomacy : Saying \" Nice doggie \" until you can find a rock"}
{"id":"het_516","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A king is old when he reaches the age of sovereignty ."}
{"id":"het_517","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Take a God look at yourself ."}
{"id":"het_518","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"There was an orchestra conductor who threw tempo tantrums ."}
{"id":"het_519","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Company's coming , Tom guessed ."}
{"id":"het_520","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"What did the nice girl say when her date invited her home to see his stamp collection ?'Philately will get you nowhere'."}
{"id":"het_521","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"All is not lost that is in danger ."}
{"id":"het_522","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Bakers have a great knead to make bread ."}
{"id":"het_523","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you think that mutt made strange sounds as a pup , you should hear him grown ."}
{"id":"het_524","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Columnist's daughter , but she's always chasing wild roomers ."}
{"id":"het_525","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Wanting to buy his girlfriend a gift that she was sure to appreciate , Bugs Bunny decided that something on the order of twenty - four carats would be about right ."}
{"id":"het_526","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Every man has his price ."}
{"id":"het_527","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"As they looked at the recreation of the Greek temple on Rodeo Drive while a freak ice storm was occurring , Emily and Henry were astonished by the very unusual frieze ."}
{"id":"het_528","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The proctologist reassured the patient that his condition could be rectified ."}
{"id":"het_529","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"He that hath a head of wax must not walk in the sun ."}
{"id":"het_530","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A tangled bell ringer tolled himself off ."}
{"id":"het_531","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Proffer'd service stinks ."}
{"id":"het_532","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Hindsight is always twenty - twenty ."}
{"id":"het_533","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Old habits die hard ."}
{"id":"het_534","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide ."}
{"id":"het_535","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't believe what you hear about fleas and ticks - - it's all lice ."}
{"id":"het_536","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away ."}
{"id":"het_537","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The hotel regrets that you do not find your rooms satisfactory ; I will send up our sweet manager right away ."}
{"id":"het_538","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I feel empty inside , Tom hollered ."}
{"id":"het_539","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"To earn an A in \" Sewing with Burlap \" , you really have to know the coarse material ."}
{"id":"het_540","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" It's my personal magnetism , \" said Tom ironically ."}
{"id":"het_541","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Phillip , I'm a service station attendant ."}
{"id":"het_542","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I've gained thirty pounds , \" said Tom heavily ."}
{"id":"het_543","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Did you hear about the father that was difficult to see ? He was transparent ."}
{"id":"het_544","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Selling gasoline too cheaply would be fuelish ."}
{"id":"het_545","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I'm just an ordinary soldier , \" Tom admitted privately ."}
{"id":"het_546","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you buy cheaply , you pay dearly ."}
{"id":"het_547","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The best defense against logic is stupidity ."}
{"id":"het_548","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A test - tube baby has a womb with a view ."}
{"id":"het_549","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Having too many vowels is a consonant struggle in the game of Scrabble ."}
{"id":"het_550","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When making butter there is little margarine for error ."}
{"id":"het_551","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Get the stick , Rover ! Tom called fetchingly ."}
{"id":"het_552","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The triangular computer monitor business was just a big pyramid screen ."}
{"id":"het_553","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The cost of a galvanized hull is enough to zinc a ship ."}
{"id":"het_554","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Victims of bad construction in the orient are'bamboozled'."}
{"id":"het_555","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The psychotic florist created many flower derangements ."}
{"id":"het_556","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food ."}
{"id":"het_557","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"He that swells in prosperity will shrink in adversity ."}
{"id":"het_558","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" This steamroller is amazing , \" said Tom flatteringly ."}
{"id":"het_559","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He is an excellent soup maker . You might say he is consomme professional ."}
{"id":"het_560","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah ?"}
{"id":"het_561","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some bankers are generous to a vault ."}
{"id":"het_562","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some rappers are good but others are Ludacris ."}
{"id":"het_563","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Better go about than fall into the ditch ."}
{"id":"het_564","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"In times like these the value of Chinese currency should make Americans pay attention . Instead , too many of us just yuan ."}
{"id":"het_565","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Life's battle don't always go to the stronger or faster man , but sooner or later the man who wins is the one who thinks he can ."}
{"id":"het_566","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Computer programs for gambling need beta testing ."}
{"id":"het_567","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Did you hear about the nervous preacher ? He had sweaty psalms ."}
{"id":"het_568","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Love laughs at locksmiths ."}
{"id":"het_569","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Bumper Sticker : HORN NOT WORKING - - WATCH FOR HAND SIGNALS ."}
{"id":"het_570","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Nature never did betray the heart that loved her ."}
{"id":"het_571","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The winter drive - by shooting was a slay ride ."}
{"id":"het_572","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Bought friends are not friends indeed ."}
{"id":"het_573","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"On the old trains the engineer had a lot of esteem ."}
{"id":"het_574","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Why are Italians so good at making coffee ? Because they really know how to espresso themselves ."}
{"id":"het_575","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A police dog is often the scenter of a drug arrest ."}
{"id":"het_576","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Give , and ye shall receive ."}
{"id":"het_577","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"You CAN trust the government . . . ask any Indian ."}
{"id":"het_578","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of wait ."}
{"id":"het_579","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Two coin collectors got together for old dimes sake ."}
{"id":"het_580","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The stress of having his beloved pet bunny die caused a man to go bald - - he was very upset about losing his hare ."}
{"id":"het_581","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"5 billion years the earth takes to form , and we get THIS ?"}
{"id":"het_582","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I presented my case to the judge , \" Tom said briefly ."}
{"id":"het_583","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Someone led me to believe that graphite was discovered in Pennsylvania ."}
{"id":"het_584","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I haven't had my photographs developed yet , \" said Tom negatively ."}
{"id":"het_585","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Getting soap in your eyes is no lathering matter ."}
{"id":"het_586","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Why did the dairy churn ? The less said , the butter . . ."}
{"id":"het_587","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I was fighting a Dragon , easier slayed then done ."}
{"id":"het_588","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Rabbits generally lead a hoppy life ."}
{"id":"het_589","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My family scoffed when I had a divine inspiration I'd get rich selling my \" Beets Brule , \" but after I made my first million , they had to admit I made quite a prophet ."}
{"id":"het_590","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon ."}
{"id":"het_591","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"After a cold winter , will deciduous trees be releaved ?"}
{"id":"het_592","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The cast , after the scene in the forest , took their boughs ."}
{"id":"het_593","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The little green men told me it was the Dog Star . I told them they can't be Sirius ."}
{"id":"het_594","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The squeaky wheel gets the grease ."}
{"id":"het_595","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Old chicken farmers never die , they just have a dozen aches ."}
{"id":"het_596","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"1 + 2 = 3 ; Therefore , 4 + 5 = 6 ."}
{"id":"het_597","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The tightrope walker gently took a step at a time and always wore diamond - laced slippers . The spectators always would stare in awe at the tightrope walker's feat ."}
{"id":"het_598","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Now , witness the power of this fully OPERATIONAL tagline !"}
{"id":"het_599","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't judge a man until you have walked a mile in his boots ."}
{"id":"het_600","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Sailors like to seas opportunities ."}
{"id":"het_601","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"This is a good bra , she said upliftingly ."}
{"id":"het_602","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" She even flies her own jet , \" Tom leered ."}
{"id":"het_603","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Give neither salt nor counsel till you are asked for it ."}
{"id":"het_604","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A problem shared is a problem halved ."}
{"id":"het_605","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm simply not a nice girl , \" she whispered tartly ."}
{"id":"het_606","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"In the novel , there is an unexpected secret meeting of the lovers . It is a plot tryst ."}
{"id":"het_607","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I'd like to be a Chinese labourer , \" said Tom coolly ."}
{"id":"het_608","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A men's wear store has opening and clothing times ."}
{"id":"het_609","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Carpenter's daughter , but she knows every vise ."}
{"id":"het_610","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Little Bo Peep grew tired of the daily search for her lost sheep and decided to keep them in the garden area close to her house . Since she no longer had to spend her days tracking down her wayward herd , Bo decided to take up the hobby of flower gardening . Now every morning Bo Peep goes out to tend her phlox ."}
{"id":"het_611","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Shopaholics never die , they just sale away ."}
{"id":"het_612","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" My pencil is blunt , \" said Tom pointlessly ."}
{"id":"het_613","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A man is known by the company he keeps ."}
{"id":"het_614","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"This , too , shall pass ."}
{"id":"het_615","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If only women came with pull - down menus and on - line help !"}
{"id":"het_616","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"As the old cock crows , so crows the young ."}
{"id":"het_617","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"All students in Helsinki go to Finnish school ."}
{"id":"het_618","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"We Are Not Dairy Queen \u2026 But We Have Great Sundays"}
{"id":"het_619","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD STOREKEEPERS never die , they just sale away ."}
{"id":"het_620","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"No viruses detected . Must be a pair of Nanites ."}
{"id":"het_621","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the waiter told me they were out of corn I said ,'That really shucks . '"}
{"id":"het_622","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Making your own hard liquor is a whiskey business ."}
{"id":"het_623","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Many a true word is spoken in jest ."}
{"id":"het_624","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Have you seen my collection of ancient Chinese artifacts ? \" asked Tom charmingly ."}
{"id":"het_625","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The son shines on the righteous ."}
{"id":"het_626","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A mans worst enemies are often those of his own house ."}
{"id":"het_627","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The weather man said there won't be any rain for 6 months , but I drought it ."}
{"id":"het_628","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The class took a field trip to a meat processing plant , but what they saw was just offal ."}
{"id":"het_629","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Two mining companies merged and became alloys ."}
{"id":"het_630","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A course offered to introduce French in five easy liaisons ."}
{"id":"het_631","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Has my magazine arrived ? \" Tom asked periodically ."}
{"id":"het_632","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"New legislation forbids anyone but Santa's family dressing up as him , and you must be named in the related clauses ."}
{"id":"het_633","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"This fowl has been stuffed , said Tom sagely ."}
{"id":"het_634","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Exposure to the Son prevents burning"}
{"id":"het_635","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Animals that tunnel in the soil have to have an escape root ."}
{"id":"het_636","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"In a surfing competition the winner got wave reviews ."}
{"id":"het_637","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If at first you don't succeed , then skydiving isn't for you ."}
{"id":"het_638","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Practice safe eating \u2013 always use condiments ."}
{"id":"het_639","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When she made Mario Puzo's books required reading for her class , she made him an author they couldn't refuse ."}
{"id":"het_640","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Those who find bargain antiques like to junk for joy ."}
{"id":"het_641","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Cheaters never prosper ."}
{"id":"het_642","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm just here for moral support . . . please ignore the gun ."}
{"id":"het_643","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I bought myself fifty hamburgers and I've only ten left , \" said Tom with fortitude ."}
{"id":"het_644","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The body builder worried too much about the lifting contest and his trainer concluded that the mind is a terrible thing to weights ."}
{"id":"het_645","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD RIVER RATS never die , they just start to creek"}
{"id":"het_646","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon ."}
{"id":"het_647","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal ."}
{"id":"het_648","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Whatever you do , act wisely , and consider the end ."}
{"id":"het_649","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm single , Tom said wanly ."}
{"id":"het_650","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Windows isn't a virus . A virus DOES something ."}
{"id":"het_651","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Let's take a vacation in the south of France , \" said Tom nicely ."}
{"id":"het_652","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"On the way to the church our car broke down . I desperately tried to find some succor to help us resume our journey ."}
{"id":"het_653","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Pink satin was perfect for her gown , yet the debutante appeared even more charming with beaux on either side ."}
{"id":"het_654","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Exposure to the Son may prevent burning"}
{"id":"het_655","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Where shall I plant these water lilies ? \" Tom pondered ."}
{"id":"het_656","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He stared at his belly button so much , he was promoted to navel officer ."}
{"id":"het_657","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" It's the quotient of two integers , \" said Tom rationally ."}
{"id":"het_658","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Women were meant to be loved , not understood ."}
{"id":"het_659","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Golden Rule : He who has the gold makes the rules ."}
{"id":"het_660","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Humpty Dumpty was pushed ! Well , I saw it on X - Files . . . ."}
{"id":"het_661","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD SHOEMAKERS never die , they just lose their sole ."}
{"id":"het_662","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The study of genealogy is a basic requirement for a descent education ."}
{"id":"het_663","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Staying at the trendy , new hotel was the inn thing to do ."}
{"id":"het_664","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A guilty conscience needs no accuser ."}
{"id":"het_665","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I like the latest horror movie so much that I've arranged a private screaming ."}
{"id":"het_666","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The Spaniard's wife was always up before the Don ."}
{"id":"het_667","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If children were allowed to dig for coal , would they still be miners ?"}
{"id":"het_668","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I went and saw the Hobbit , it put a Smaug look on my face ."}
{"id":"het_669","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Take me to the dance , Tom bawled ."}
{"id":"het_670","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Opportunities take \" now \" for an answer"}
{"id":"het_671","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My heart starts aiken when Clay sings ."}
{"id":"het_672","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"At some executive meetings there is a chairman of the bored ."}
{"id":"het_673","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you're in a hole , stop digging ."}
{"id":"het_674","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"While attempting to decipher complicated technical instructions : \" It's all Geek to me . \""}
{"id":"het_675","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you ."}
{"id":"het_676","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"What is the best store to be in during an earthquake ? A stationery store ."}
{"id":"het_677","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Is fear of sliced bacon irrational ?"}
{"id":"het_678","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I went to prom with a broken leg . During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her ."}
{"id":"het_679","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Constant dropping wears away the stone ."}
{"id":"het_680","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"War is God's way of teaching us geography ."}
{"id":"het_681","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was small , slender with doe like eyes . \" Oh , my deer , \" he whispered ."}
{"id":"het_682","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't run behind success run behind perfection and success will come behind you ."}
{"id":"het_683","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'd like some Chinese food , said Tom wantonly ."}
{"id":"het_684","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the creator of Tarzan wrote about Pellucidar and other Earth - core stories , was it Edgar Rice burrows ?"}
{"id":"het_685","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Our garden hose was damaged yesterday , and I couldn't get to the leek without getting wet ."}
{"id":"het_686","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD TEACHERS never die , they just grade away"}
{"id":"het_687","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"With friends like that , who needs enemies ?"}
{"id":"het_688","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm not dead , I'm metabolically challenged ."}
{"id":"het_689","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A boy who instinctively waves at people has a natural hi ."}
{"id":"het_690","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Jim I train boxers"}
{"id":"het_691","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" These bit patterns will be more readable in groups of 8 , \" said Tom bitingly ."}
{"id":"het_692","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The careless pyromaniac made an ash of himself ."}
{"id":"het_693","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Dorothy and Toto found to their horror that tornadoes really could raze a house ."}
{"id":"het_694","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"People have many misconceptions about pregnancy ."}
{"id":"het_695","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"You're only young once . You're immature forever ."}
{"id":"het_696","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I can keep a secret , it's the people I tell who can't ."}
{"id":"het_697","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I bought me some of those new paper shirts . I don't like them - they're tearable ."}
{"id":"het_698","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD FARMERS never die , they just spade away ."}
{"id":"het_699","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The fireplaces of oriental doctors have an Asian flue ."}
{"id":"het_700","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Finding all possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets is not a matter of If but Venn ."}
{"id":"het_701","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The triglyph commented ,'It's friezing in here . ."}
{"id":"het_702","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ."}
{"id":"het_703","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"In the delivery room , the unborn infant expected to be given a wide berth ."}
{"id":"het_704","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Easter is more than something to dye for"}
{"id":"het_705","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Gail . I'm a meteorologist"}
{"id":"het_706","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Chimney sweep's daughter , but she soots me fine ."}
{"id":"het_707","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I used to jog , but the ice kept falling out of my glass ."}
{"id":"het_708","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If a dog was computer literate , would his bark be worse than his byte ?"}
{"id":"het_709","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A hay farmer in jail could get out on bale ."}
{"id":"het_710","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I told my friend about the creative writing class I took , and she said that she had a simile experience ."}
{"id":"het_711","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Doctor , doctor , I keep thinking I'm a billiard ball . - Get back in the queue . Next ."}
{"id":"het_712","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Nothing for nothing ."}
{"id":"het_713","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Hot water Heaters : hot water needs heating ?"}
{"id":"het_714","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm a ditch digger , said Tom , trenchantly"}
{"id":"het_715","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Dog for sale : eats anything and is fond of children"}
{"id":"het_716","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A man's home is his castle in a manor of speaking ."}
{"id":"het_717","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I wish I had something to write with , \" Tom said pensively ."}
{"id":"het_718","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I don't find health - related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency ."}
{"id":"het_719","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD POLITICIANS never die , they just harangue in there ."}
{"id":"het_720","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Dinna wave that axe aboot , Jimmy ! said Tom heedlessly ."}
{"id":"het_721","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"An alien landed at a soft drink company and said'take me to your liter'."}
{"id":"het_722","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The son can warm you forever"}
{"id":"het_723","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He crashed through several windows , but felt no pane ."}
{"id":"het_724","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The sheep robber was caught on the lamb ."}
{"id":"het_725","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"His wife loved pottery making but for him it was just kiln time ."}
{"id":"het_726","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Imagination comes before Creation ."}
{"id":"het_727","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I admire East End gangsters , \" said Tom crazily ."}
{"id":"het_728","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you believe in telekinesis , please raise my hand ."}
{"id":"het_729","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Alex , I'll take \" Things Only I Know \" for $ 1000 , please ."}
{"id":"het_730","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When overcome by thoughts of sin the princess visited the knave ."}
{"id":"het_731","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When a problem or dilemma arises : \" As plumbers say , it's not drain surgery . \""}
{"id":"het_732","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I only have diamonds , clubs and spades , \" said Tom heartlessly ."}
{"id":"het_733","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Patience is a virtue heavy in wait"}
{"id":"het_734","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"No man can serve two masters ."}
{"id":"het_735","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A veterinarian knows how to make a dog heal ."}
{"id":"het_736","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Life is a puzzle ; look here for the missing peace ."}
{"id":"het_737","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Many people think that Edgar Allan Poe was a raven madman ."}
{"id":"het_738","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it ."}
{"id":"het_739","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"World Ends at 3pm ; Film at 5 on WLKY Early News . . . ."}
{"id":"het_740","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD ENUMERATORS never die , they just lose their census"}
{"id":"het_741","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm not rude , I'm \" attitudinally challenged \" ."}
{"id":"het_742","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The embarrassed news anchor was bright red , but he nor the television monitor was appropriately phased ."}
{"id":"het_743","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Glaziers daughter but took great panes to please"}
{"id":"het_744","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Wise men learn by other men's harms , fools by their own ."}
{"id":"het_745","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Truth will out ."}
{"id":"het_746","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Sailor's daughter and how she loved seamen ."}
{"id":"het_747","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Never say die ."}
{"id":"het_748","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm writing a book . I've got the page numbers done ."}
{"id":"het_749","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A pie went for an audition for a part in a play . The casting agent told him he performed well , but it was more of a sausage roll ."}
{"id":"het_750","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Failure is the path of least persistence ."}
{"id":"het_751","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Old programmers never die , they just can't C as well ."}
{"id":"het_752","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If your dad's sisters are construction workers you might call them carpenter aunts ."}
{"id":"het_753","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The swanky hoteliers'convention tended to attract the inn crowd ."}
{"id":"het_754","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD RANCHERS never die , they just breed their last ."}
{"id":"het_755","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The king never let any of his personal musicians go swimming immediately after eating for fear that they would get minstrel cramps ."}
{"id":"het_756","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The Junior NCO had sore wrists . The doctor said it was corporal tunnel syndrome ."}
{"id":"het_757","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I'm the butcher's assistant , \" said Tom cuttingly ."}
{"id":"het_758","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Two brothers fought over some sheet music but their mother wanted to keep the piece ."}
{"id":"het_759","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A mathematician that couldn't stop adding up recently went incremental ."}
{"id":"het_760","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"After being treated by an optometrist , the bird seed ."}
{"id":"het_761","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The satellite went into orbit on January 1st causing a new year's revolution ."}
{"id":"het_762","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Two rites make a wrong where bigamy is concerned ."}
{"id":"het_763","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Fishers often wet their appetite ."}
{"id":"het_764","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The guilt - ridden shark always has a feeling of remoras ."}
{"id":"het_765","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The cd salesman said , \" The classical music section is right over there , \" as he smoothed his pencil - thin mustache and spread another handful of Brylcreem on his hair ."}
{"id":"het_766","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over , expecting different results ."}
{"id":"het_767","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you want someone to keep a secret , keep it yourself ."}
{"id":"het_768","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Even though Ashley was blind and under arrest , she still had hope that someone would brail her out ."}
{"id":"het_769","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience ."}
{"id":"het_770","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The trucker explained that he was early because he had had no breaks ."}
{"id":"het_771","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD CHEESE MAKERS never die , they just lose their whey"}
{"id":"het_772","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"We give nothing as willingly as our advice ."}
{"id":"het_773","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If the mint makes 25 cent pieces it should expect quarterly profits ."}
{"id":"het_774","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Good riding at two anchors , men have told , for if the one fails , the other may hold ."}
{"id":"het_775","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Water leaking through wallboard is usually a ceiling problem ."}
{"id":"het_776","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"After the lawyer flushed the toilet , it went to the suer ."}
{"id":"het_777","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Last night , I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings . The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep ."}
{"id":"het_778","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Keep your own counsel ."}
{"id":"het_779","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I compliment the company that makes the Macintosh computer , \" said Tom applauding ."}
{"id":"het_780","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Give the devil his due ."}
{"id":"het_781","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I'm losing my hair , \" Tom bawled ."}
{"id":"het_782","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I have to wear this cast for another six weeks , \" said Tom disjointedly ."}
{"id":"het_783","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I trained my dog to hunt for underground mushrooms but now he's more truffle than he's worth ."}
{"id":"het_784","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'll never forget that rainstorm near Los Angeles and how the rain came down in Torrance ."}
{"id":"het_785","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He bought the drum for a great price , it was a steel ."}
{"id":"het_786","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Lamb stew is much ado about mutton"}
{"id":"het_787","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Am I ignorant or apathetic ? I don't know and don't care !"}
{"id":"het_788","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The big new clock at city hall was the tock of the town ."}
{"id":"het_789","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Vuja De : The feeling that none of this has happened before ."}
{"id":"het_790","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"It takes two to tango ."}
{"id":"het_791","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD MILKMAIDS never die they just lose their whey ."}
{"id":"het_792","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A flute teacher is a tutor ."}
{"id":"het_793","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm singing well these days , Tom intoned ."}
{"id":"het_794","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Let's visit the tombs , said Tom , cryptically ."}
{"id":"het_795","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I'm putting on my T - shirt , shorts , and sunglasses , \" Tom summarised ."}
{"id":"het_796","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Beware of the false prophets , who come to you in sheep's clothing , and inwardly are ravening wolves ."}
{"id":"het_797","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I've joined the navy , \" Tom said fleetingly ."}
{"id":"het_798","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I know which boyd gets the woym , \" said Tom in an oily voice ."}
{"id":"het_799","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Grape picker's daughter , but she was never Chablis dressed ."}
{"id":"het_800","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The flush toilet is the basis of western civilization ."}
{"id":"het_801","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The last will be first , and the first last ."}
{"id":"het_802","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The garden club visited the nursery and found themselves in a hosta environment ."}
{"id":"het_803","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The woman who rode her broom to a croquet game was a wicket witch ."}
{"id":"het_804","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Jack and Jill is the best nursery rhyme as others pail in comparison ."}
{"id":"het_805","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Being able to fit size 14 shoes is quite a feet ."}
{"id":"het_806","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I still haven't struck oil , \" said Tom boringly ."}
{"id":"het_807","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Sometimes a pregnancy is so long it seems like a maternity ."}
{"id":"het_808","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When there was a murder backstage at the Grammys they couldn't find DNA but they did find Prince ."}
{"id":"het_809","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I used up all my sick days , so I'm calling in dead ."}
{"id":"het_810","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD POPULATION EXPERTS never die , they just lose their census ."}
{"id":"het_811","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"When in doubt , tell a lie"}
{"id":"het_812","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If it works , rip it apart and find out why !"}
{"id":"het_813","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"His affection for her was more than a passion interest ."}
{"id":"het_814","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I choked on my dessert and decided to sue , so I hired an attorney who specializes in tortes ."}
{"id":"het_815","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I used to enjoy steak and cheese with my eggs , but it's all ova now ."}
{"id":"het_816","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Two is a company ; three is a crowd ."}
{"id":"het_817","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion ?"}
{"id":"het_818","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The vegetable never taken aboard ship is a leek ."}
{"id":"het_819","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"It ain't over , but the fat lady is clearing her throat ."}
{"id":"het_820","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Before the revolution , Russia was in a Tsary state ."}
{"id":"het_821","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The dentist decided he was going to try a new path to fame and fortune , and this time he would choose a different root ."}
{"id":"het_822","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When you dream in color , it's a pigment of your imagination ."}
{"id":"het_823","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Revenge is a dish best served cold ."}
{"id":"het_824","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Please mix me a martini , said Tom , dryly ."}
{"id":"het_825","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A motorcycle rider with bad teeth is the leader of the plaque ."}
{"id":"het_826","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you write bad things about me I am libel to sue you ."}
{"id":"het_827","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the cattlemen's association sponsored a track and field competition , followed by a barbecue , the commemorative T - shirt read , \" We loved the meet . \""}
{"id":"het_828","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"You should never drink beyond the pint of no return ."}
{"id":"het_829","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I'm just going to put these handcuffs on you , \" said Tom manically ."}
{"id":"het_830","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"You'll never conquer me , Goliath said stonily ."}
{"id":"het_831","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"You get what you pay for ."}
{"id":"het_832","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Pray for keeps"}
{"id":"het_833","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"When in doubt , leave it out ."}
{"id":"het_834","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"What did the grape say when it got stepped on ? Nothing - but it let out a little whine ."}
{"id":"het_835","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Remember when safe sex was not getting caught in the act ?"}
{"id":"het_836","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My friend is very paranoid . He says people are either foe him or against him ."}
{"id":"het_837","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Drinking too much of a certain potent potable may require a leave of absinthe ."}
{"id":"het_838","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Press any key to continue . No , not THAT one !"}
{"id":"het_839","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb ."}
{"id":"het_840","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the Antarctic . Now I have a licence to Krill ."}
{"id":"het_841","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"He who laughs last . . . had to have it explained ."}
{"id":"het_842","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I can Harley wait to get my motorbike license ."}
{"id":"het_843","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Two lovers who had been apart for some time were reunited on a foggy day . One whispered to the other'I mist you'."}
{"id":"het_844","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you say you have bad skin , I'd say that was a pore excuse ."}
{"id":"het_845","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Hey ! ! These cookies don't taste like Girl Scouts !"}
{"id":"het_846","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"When in doubt , mumble . When in trouble , delegate ."}
{"id":"het_847","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" That horse looks like a good bet at 20 to 1 , \" said Tom oddly ."}
{"id":"het_848","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I wanted to be a clarinettist but I couldn't reed music ."}
{"id":"het_849","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Britain is a wet place since the queen has had a long reign ."}
{"id":"het_850","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you don't have anything nice to say , don't say anything at all ."}
{"id":"het_851","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose ."}
{"id":"het_852","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Podiatrist malpractice : Callous neglect"}
{"id":"het_853","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A staff is quickly found to beat a dog ."}
{"id":"het_854","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I thought that the penny I was looking for would have belonged to a man , but I detected the cent of a woman ."}
{"id":"het_855","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I told my friend about the creative writing class I took , and she said that she had a simile experience ."}
{"id":"het_856","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Better underdone than overdone ."}
{"id":"het_857","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Those whose child is going through a'phase'may wish they had a phaser ."}
{"id":"het_858","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"When one door closes , another door opens ."}
{"id":"het_859","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He cussed in his sleep all night and woke up all swore out ."}
{"id":"het_860","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Stolen fruit is the sweetest ."}
{"id":"het_861","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The British cannibal enjoyed snacking on fish and chaps ."}
{"id":"het_862","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous"}
{"id":"het_863","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Do hotel managers get board with their jobs ?"}
{"id":"het_864","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I've mailed the letter , \" Tom assented ."}
{"id":"het_865","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Never insult 7 men when all you're packing is a 6 - shooter"}
{"id":"het_866","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A lot of big delivery companies are always trying to courier favour ."}
{"id":"het_867","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" It's only average , \" said Tom meanly ."}
{"id":"het_868","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't even TRY to THINK without proper tools ."}
{"id":"het_869","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Someone bumped into me while I was brushing my teeth , \" said Tom with a gleam in his eye ."}
{"id":"het_870","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Having too many axe - like tools to do a particular job only adze to the confusion ."}
{"id":"het_871","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Lions don't have to worry about every little detail in life . . . just the mane thing ."}
{"id":"het_872","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The fisherman kept bragging about the big fish he caught , but he would not be very pacific about where he caught it ."}
{"id":"het_873","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you buy quality , you only cry once ."}
{"id":"het_874","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD TAILORS never die , they just get ironic ."}
{"id":"het_875","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Nature reserves are an eagle opportunity employer ."}
{"id":"het_876","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Les . I'm a dietician"}
{"id":"het_877","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Goddard couldn't be reached . He was out to launch ."}
{"id":"het_878","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing ."}
{"id":"het_879","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread ?"}
{"id":"het_880","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A guy who accidentally drove his small import into a giant shrink - wrap machine had his Fiat sealed ."}
{"id":"het_881","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"An hourglass is a waist of time ."}
{"id":"het_882","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Most hunters are nice because they're such deer people ."}
{"id":"het_883","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Butcher's daughter , but there wasn't much more she could loin ."}
{"id":"het_884","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds ."}
{"id":"het_885","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Sign on a broken perfume bottle , \" Out of odor \" ."}
{"id":"het_886","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A pediatrician is a doctor of little patients ."}
{"id":"het_887","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The cheque is in the post , Tom assented ."}
{"id":"het_888","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A dentist has to tell a patient the whole tooth ."}
{"id":"het_889","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I was completely exonerated , said Tom clearly ."}
{"id":"het_890","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The flock of doves decided to stage a coo"}
{"id":"het_891","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Dr . Jekyll's more successful second formula turned him into a world - class sprinter rather than a violent psychopath , proving that you can run but you can't always Hyde ."}
{"id":"het_892","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"What you can buy for a dollar these days is absolute noncents ."}
{"id":"het_893","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I work at a bank , \" said Tom tellingly ."}
{"id":"het_894","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The door swings both ways ."}
{"id":"het_895","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"You should massage a cow's back before putting it out to posture ."}
{"id":"het_896","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink ."}
{"id":"het_897","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Harold . I'm a messenger ."}
{"id":"het_898","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia , there were a lot of sleepless knights ."}
{"id":"het_899","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Unfortunately , Wife 1 . 0 is not upgradable"}
{"id":"het_900","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My friend gave me a book about puns for my birthday and I loved it . It was two meaningful ."}
{"id":"het_901","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The math teacher was hungry , but all she had to eat was a piece of pi ."}
{"id":"het_902","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some cooks have a shellfish attitude ."}
{"id":"het_903","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"As Sir Galahad lifted the sacred chalice , the bottom fell out . He had indeed found the holey Grail ."}
{"id":"het_904","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Belle . I play the carillon ."}
{"id":"het_905","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The king never let any of his personal musicians go swimming immediately after eating for fear that they would get minstrel cramps ."}
{"id":"het_906","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If an experiment works , something has gone wrong"}
{"id":"het_907","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The mushroom is a vegetable of high morel standing ."}
{"id":"het_908","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The promises of some tailors are pure fabrication ."}
{"id":"het_909","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"In a bakery buns usually play a small role ."}
{"id":"het_910","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Acupuncture : a jab well done ."}
{"id":"het_911","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Ancient vessels lacked stability because there were no rudders in the days of yaw ."}
{"id":"het_912","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Bea . I'm in the honey business . ."}
{"id":"het_913","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The researcher's report showed data on the political graphed ."}
{"id":"het_914","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Life is fragile , handle with prayer"}
{"id":"het_915","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Running around your yard for thousands of miles would be quite a feet ."}
{"id":"het_916","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't cut off your nose to spite your face ."}
{"id":"het_917","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"He who hesitates is lost ."}
{"id":"het_918","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Hard words break no bones ."}
{"id":"het_919","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Penny wise , pound foolish ."}
{"id":"het_920","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Money doesn't grow on sprees ."}
{"id":"het_921","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When Mongolians walk they like to take big steppes ."}
{"id":"het_922","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"3 . 142 Tom enumerated piously ."}
{"id":"het_923","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I wish I'd said that , Oscar , said Tom wildly ."}
{"id":"het_924","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A group of singers wore coral necklaces ."}
{"id":"het_925","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach ."}
{"id":"het_926","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" That's price - fixing ! \" said Tom caustically ."}
{"id":"het_927","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week ."}
{"id":"het_928","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The electricity was off and they couldn't found out watt was the problem ."}
{"id":"het_929","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Make like mustard and catch up !"}
{"id":"het_930","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Cane sugar can't be beet ."}
{"id":"het_931","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Got my Uzi , got some Scotch . . . let's go to Disneyland !"}
{"id":"het_932","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If life gives you lemons , make lemonade ."}
{"id":"het_933","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some moss took a lichen to a tree ."}
{"id":"het_934","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I love hockey , said Tom , puckishly ."}
{"id":"het_935","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" This Bud's for you , \" said Tom lightly ."}
{"id":"het_936","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Black holes are where God divided by zero ."}
{"id":"het_937","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He who makes false teeth is an indentured labourer ."}
{"id":"het_938","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"There is nothing more precious than time and nothing more prodigally wasted ."}
{"id":"het_939","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" This salad dressing has too much vinegar , \" said Tom acidly ."}
{"id":"het_940","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When artists dream in color it's a pigment of their imagination ."}
{"id":"het_941","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Tread on a worm and it will turn ."}
{"id":"het_942","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I've never had a car accident , \" said Tom recklessly ."}
{"id":"het_943","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye ."}
{"id":"het_944","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"After delivering a presentation last fall , I sent a message to friends who were unable to attend . The report concluded : \" A good time was heard by all . \""}
{"id":"het_945","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some music stores are in a CD part of town ."}
{"id":"het_946","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer ."}
{"id":"het_947","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A woman's work is never done ."}
{"id":"het_948","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Getting your driver's license is a right of passage ."}
{"id":"het_949","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The farmer's market featured an enormous expanse of bins containing Indian corn , and I wandered aimlessly through this maize for nearly an hour ."}
{"id":"het_950","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The soap - eating cult was swallowing lyes in search of the truth ."}
{"id":"het_951","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Pray up in advance ."}
{"id":"het_952","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I have to sing a run of eighth notes , \" said Tom quaveringly ."}
{"id":"het_953","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Why was the orange sad ? He had peelings for the apple ."}
{"id":"het_954","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The discovery of how to make steel was ironic ."}
{"id":"het_955","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"They were the quietest burglars in the history of New York City . The newspapers called them'Criminal Mimes . '"}
{"id":"het_956","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD HAIRDRESSERS never dye . . . or cut ."}
{"id":"het_957","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't make the same mistake twice ."}
{"id":"het_958","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Upon being shown a uniquely sculptured piece of so - called granite , a geologist remarked to his colleague \" You know that's really gneiss . \""}
{"id":"het_959","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"When choosing between two evils , select the newer one ."}
{"id":"het_960","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I came , I saw , I confused ."}
{"id":"het_961","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I have seen the data . . . now bring me some I can agree with"}
{"id":"het_962","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Bad is the best choice ."}
{"id":"het_963","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"This message written with recycled electrons ."}
{"id":"het_964","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper ."}
{"id":"het_965","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A stitch in time saves nine ."}
{"id":"het_966","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Give and take is fair play ."}
{"id":"het_967","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If it jams , force it . . . . If it breaks , it needed replacing"}
{"id":"het_968","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"He that sows the wind shall reap the whirlwind ."}
{"id":"het_969","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A fight over love and money would be duel purpose ."}
{"id":"het_970","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I am not young enough to know everything ."}
{"id":"het_971","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I wonder where the next character is going to appear , \" said Tom with a cursory glance ."}
{"id":"het_972","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Shh ! Be vewy qwiet ! I'm hunting wuntime ewwows !"}
{"id":"het_973","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He doesn't talk much does he ? He's just a little horse ."}
{"id":"het_974","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I always had wanted to know how ships really worked , and now I finally was going to sea ."}
{"id":"het_975","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Where there is a will , there is a way ."}
{"id":"het_976","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"He who takes credit for rain will be blamed for drought ."}
{"id":"het_977","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When some people open their mouth they put their feat in ."}
{"id":"het_978","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" This is the most common language used on micros , \" said Tom basically ."}
{"id":"het_979","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"When a cow laughs , does milk come up its nose ?"}
{"id":"het_980","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Someone who attempts long distance fraud is known as a phony ."}
{"id":"het_981","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I have eight children , said Tom , apparently ."}
{"id":"het_982","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The killer followed the psychopath into the forest where he was surrounded by the copse ."}
{"id":"het_983","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Faith doesn \u2019 t fall apart at the seems"}
{"id":"het_984","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"That gas pump must be sick . It doesn't fill well ."}
{"id":"het_985","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"People who hate the marines are rotten to the corps ."}
{"id":"het_986","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"They owed me a lot of money for the new house - I billed them ."}
{"id":"het_987","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Even covered in salad dressing my lettuce looked bare , so I put some cloves on it ."}
{"id":"het_988","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"You never know what you can do until you try ."}
{"id":"het_989","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Dairy Queen isn't the only place with awesome Sundays : )"}
{"id":"het_990","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I love beagles , Tom dogmatized ."}
{"id":"het_991","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Baseball players have to stay in line or they will be afoul of the rules ."}
{"id":"het_992","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die , they just go batty ."}
{"id":"het_993","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The stink bomb tossed at the standup comics'convention quickly emptied the place out ; when the smoke cleared , not a wit of them remained ."}
{"id":"het_994","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open ."}
{"id":"het_995","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Cleopatra was the Pharaohs one of all ."}
{"id":"het_996","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Time flies when you're having fun ."}
{"id":"het_997","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I need to clear my throat , said Tom phlegmatically ."}
{"id":"het_998","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD HORSE STABLES do die but they can always be barn again"}
{"id":"het_999","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Two wrongs don't make a right ."}
{"id":"het_1000","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Be a friend to thyself , and others will befriend thee ."}
{"id":"het_1001","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The man loved a good play on words but his wife couldn't stand the punishment ."}
{"id":"het_1002","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I visit my parents every Sunday , \" said Tom weakly ."}
{"id":"het_1003","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Environmentalist : expert in computer operating systems ."}
{"id":"het_1004","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Marine biologists never make mistakes on porpoise ."}
{"id":"het_1005","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I met some cult members who worshiped soup serving utensils . I said ,'Oh ye of ladle faith . '"}
{"id":"het_1006","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I heard Einstein got along well with his parents . . . relatively speaking ."}
{"id":"het_1007","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The salt said'hi'to the pepper . It was seasonings greetings ."}
{"id":"het_1008","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"You decide what kind of light bulbs to buy by a process of illumination ."}
{"id":"het_1009","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"How can you be so deaf with those huge ears ?"}
{"id":"het_1010","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If an actress has a screaming role , can we say she eeks out a living ?"}
{"id":"het_1011","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The cartoon animator felt imprisoned by his job . He could not free himself from his cel ."}
{"id":"het_1012","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When I asked him whether we ought to climb the steep hill , he started up the incline and , in ascent , said , \" Yes . \""}
{"id":"het_1013","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I want to buy that big diamond , Tom said hopefully ."}
{"id":"het_1014","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He only knew how to drive a fork lift in reverse . He was the backup man ."}
{"id":"het_1015","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A problem can be found for almost every solution ."}
{"id":"het_1016","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The bicycle salesman had broken his ankle and was , alas , unable to pedal his wares ."}
{"id":"het_1017","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Yes , I have read Gulliver's Travels , said Tom swiftly ."}
{"id":"het_1018","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"As anyone who has ever lived in the area can tell you , life is different in Montana . Since golf courses are often placed in areas ideal for hunting , most golfers carry a hunting rifle in their golf bag and when the opportunity presents itself combine their two favorite pastimes . Recently one such sportsman got lost and had to stop for directions asking , \" Which way to the lynx . \""}
{"id":"het_1019","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He gave up playing chess , and went on to a checkered career ."}
{"id":"het_1020","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I had such a bad cold , I thought I was coffin to death ."}
{"id":"het_1021","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"What's the name of that street in Paris ? asked Tom ruefully ."}
{"id":"het_1022","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Noah wasn't the first off the ark . He came forth ."}
{"id":"het_1023","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Desk : A very large wastebasket with drawers ."}
{"id":"het_1024","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Can you read music ? the bandleader asked notably ."}
{"id":"het_1025","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Girlfriend pregnant : ( I ) gnore ( R ) etry ( A ) bort ?"}
{"id":"het_1026","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Tying up a circle may take a lot of chords ."}
{"id":"het_1027","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A chicken farmer's favorite car is a coupe ."}
{"id":"het_1028","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die , they just sit around on their fat aces ."}
{"id":"het_1029","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Aliens are lovable because they're so spatial ."}
{"id":"het_1030","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"' Sweeney Todd'is a good source of sheer terror ."}
{"id":"het_1031","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" There's no need for silence , \" Tom allowed ."}
{"id":"het_1032","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" You must be my host , \" Tom guessed ."}
{"id":"het_1033","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"It was such a big piece of gold , he didn't know what to assay ."}
{"id":"het_1034","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" \" said Tom blankly ."}
{"id":"het_1035","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When bottled water is cheap it's called a liquidation sale ."}
{"id":"het_1036","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Waiter , there's a fly in my soup ! \" No , sir , that is an essential bee vitamin . \""}
{"id":"het_1037","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'll clean the chimney , said Tom , fluently"}
{"id":"het_1038","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Most samurai refused to shave . They were bushi ."}
{"id":"het_1039","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Finding all possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets is not a matter of If but Venn ."}
{"id":"het_1040","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil ."}
{"id":"het_1041","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"What goes around comes around ."}
{"id":"het_1042","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My dog swallowed my engagement ring . I ended up with a diamond in the ruff ."}
{"id":"het_1043","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Nearing the end of his sentence , the convicted Wall Street wizard , feeling both oddly safe in his spartan confinement but not quite penitent for his overzealous trading misdeeds , feared and anticipated his release , nightly dreaming of his long cherished hard sell ."}
{"id":"het_1044","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Second thoughts are the best ."}
{"id":"het_1045","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When I first tried the new cough syrup , I really had no idea what to expectorate ."}
{"id":"het_1046","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Sign over the librarian's desk : No talking aloud ."}
{"id":"het_1047","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Rex . I own a junk yard ."}
{"id":"het_1048","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"An architect knows how to make a long storey short ."}
{"id":"het_1049","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My grandmother learned grammar by wrote ."}
{"id":"het_1050","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A cat that swallowed a ball of wool had mittens ."}
{"id":"het_1051","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The concession stand at the circus had very good coffee . It was the greatest joe on earth ."}
{"id":"het_1052","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Sign :'Please turn out the lights . Thanks a watt . '"}
{"id":"het_1053","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed . He gave his awl ."}
{"id":"het_1054","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The undersized and timorous knight , armed only with an aluminum sword , lacked the adequate metal to face the ferocious dragon ."}
{"id":"het_1055","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My wife is a fine cook , plus a great algebra teacher , she is quite famous for her pi ."}
{"id":"het_1056","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Today a truck hit my car . I wasn't hurt but I got the freight of my life ."}
{"id":"het_1057","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Absent the fungus , the story had no morel"}
{"id":"het_1058","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"It takes a village to raise a child ."}
{"id":"het_1059","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The best defence is a good offence ."}
{"id":"het_1060","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"We aren't surrounded . We're in a target - rich environment ."}
{"id":"het_1061","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I've struck oil ! \" said Tom crudely ."}
{"id":"het_1062","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I get my large circumference from too much pi ."}
{"id":"het_1063","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"This is some pretty good tapioca . That's one way of pudding it ."}
{"id":"het_1064","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall ."}
{"id":"het_1065","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Kentucky Fried Chicken , looking to expand into the area of low - fat dining alternatives , has begun selling popcorn . Their new motto is , \" Look for the kernel . \""}
{"id":"het_1066","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"One day my friend asked me , how do you take such good care of your saxophone . I responded with tenor , love and care ."}
{"id":"het_1067","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A reformed arsonist was in confession . He began , \" Bless me Father for I have singed . \""}
{"id":"het_1068","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I never met a chocolate I didn't like . \" - - Deanna Troi"}
{"id":"het_1069","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The road to hell is paved with good intentions ."}
{"id":"het_1070","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I won't finish in fifth place , \" Tom held forth ."}
{"id":"het_1071","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Old genealogists never die , they just lose their census ."}
{"id":"het_1072","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'd love to , but my uncle escaped again ."}
{"id":"het_1073","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"At the Oktoberfest the sauerbrauten was very good , even though I had been expecting the wurst ."}
{"id":"het_1074","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A bacteria walked into a bar and the bartender said ,'We don't serve bacteria in this place .'The bacteria said ,'But I work here , I'm staph . '"}
{"id":"het_1075","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Try our Sundays , they \u2019 re better than Baskin Robbins"}
{"id":"het_1076","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Santa goes down the chimney because it soots him ."}
{"id":"het_1077","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Computer Programmer's daughter , but she sure liked to byte ."}
{"id":"het_1078","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me ."}
{"id":"het_1079","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The dieters vowed to let nothing go to waist ."}
{"id":"het_1080","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Communism is a complicated thing . You must think about from all sorts of Engels ."}
{"id":"het_1081","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you're not part of the solution , you're part of the problem ."}
{"id":"het_1082","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD CHICKEN FARMERS never die , they just end up with a dozen aches ."}
{"id":"het_1083","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Honk if you love obscene gestures ."}
{"id":"het_1084","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Glazier's daughter , but she was never a pain to me ."}
{"id":"het_1085","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I dropped out of my communism class because of lousy Marx ."}
{"id":"het_1086","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She said she wasn't pregnant but contractions speak louder then words ."}
{"id":"het_1087","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread ."}
{"id":"het_1088","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"During my trip to Italy , I didn't do much . I just vegged out . When in Rome , do as the Romaines ."}
{"id":"het_1089","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"' I got lost in the streets of Paris ,'he said ruefully ."}
{"id":"het_1090","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"What do you call Peruvian Rorschach tests ? Inca Blots ."}
{"id":"het_1091","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive ."}
{"id":"het_1092","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Truth seeks no corners ."}
{"id":"het_1093","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Seen the new Clinton watch ? Only $ 5 . 95 . $ 54 . 95 with tax ."}
{"id":"het_1094","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The steward refused to swallow the harsh whine of the petulant cabernet peddler ."}
{"id":"het_1095","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"We've taken over the government , Tom cooed"}
{"id":"het_1096","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" It's become much bigger , \" said Tom with a groan ."}
{"id":"het_1097","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Otto . I'm a car mechanic ."}
{"id":"het_1098","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A logger went to his doctor because of a problem with the lumbar ."}
{"id":"het_1099","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Are you all governors ? \" Tom asked , bored ."}
{"id":"het_1100","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Have a cold ? Let me introduce you to Doc Jack Kevorkian ."}
{"id":"het_1101","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A chaplain on the sea leads the soldiers in their warship ."}
{"id":"het_1102","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A good surgeon has an eagle's eye , a lion's heart , and a lady's hand ."}
{"id":"het_1103","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When asked by her co - workers whether they should bring a gift to her birthday party , Mary replied , \" You should know that all I'm interested in is your presence . \""}
{"id":"het_1104","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I keep reading'The Lord of the Rings'over and over . I guess it's just force of hobbit ."}
{"id":"het_1105","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Give me a haircut , \" Tom said barbarously ."}
{"id":"het_1106","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Give me some pre - packed cheese slices , said Tom craftily ."}
{"id":"het_1107","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Tellie . A gossip columnist"}
{"id":"het_1108","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Confidence begets confidence ."}
{"id":"het_1109","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Betty Crocker was a flour child ."}
{"id":"het_1110","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Coal dealer's daughter , but , oh , where she had bin ."}
{"id":"het_1111","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"He had need rise early who would please everybody ."}
{"id":"het_1112","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Tired well worn expressions need to be phrased out of the language ."}
{"id":"het_1113","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD SAUSAGE MAKERS never die , they just take a turn for the wurst ."}
{"id":"het_1114","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He rose through the ranks of the International Corn Growers association , eventually becoming a kernel ."}
{"id":"het_1115","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A scientist who wanted a tattoo got a skin graph ."}
{"id":"het_1116","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Balls ! Tom said roundly ."}
{"id":"het_1117","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My friends call me Mesa because of my big butte ."}
{"id":"het_1118","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"c - h - r - c - h , were missing u"}
{"id":"het_1119","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Neal . I lead prayer groups ."}
{"id":"het_1120","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Maybe I should cut the power before I - - ZZZAAPPOWWWWWW"}
{"id":"het_1121","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Mind like a steel trap - rusted shut !"}
{"id":"het_1122","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Nothing can compare to picnicking on a French hillside and savoring the bries ."}
{"id":"het_1123","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD DAIRY FARMERS never die , they just go to the udder place ."}
{"id":"het_1124","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'd love to , but my favorite commercial is on TV ."}
{"id":"het_1125","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Common fame is often to blame ."}
{"id":"het_1126","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She must be wearing mink , Tom inferred ."}
{"id":"het_1127","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I've got sand in my dinner , \" said Tom grittily ."}
{"id":"het_1128","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Westinghouse stopped everything . . . he needed the brake ."}
{"id":"het_1129","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A six foot poet stanza very tall ."}
{"id":"het_1130","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD HELSINKI TOURISTS never die , they just vanish into Finn air ."}
{"id":"het_1131","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The only stupid question is the one that is not asked ."}
{"id":"het_1132","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When you use glue in class it paste to be careful ."}
{"id":"het_1133","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged . He was the court gesture ."}
{"id":"het_1134","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I didn't want to buy leather shoes , but eventually I was suede ."}
{"id":"het_1135","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"It's a long lane that has no turning ."}
{"id":"het_1136","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A kangaroo that can't jump is completely hopless ."}
{"id":"het_1137","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Reported sightings of the abominable snowman are yeti to be confirmed ."}
{"id":"het_1138","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Insulting an East Indian chef will bring you bad Korma ."}
{"id":"het_1139","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the cat is away , the mice will play ."}
{"id":"het_1140","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I'd like to eat seventeen cakes , \" Tom agreed ."}
{"id":"het_1141","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The mathematics professor , lamenting his students'lackadaisical approach to trigonometry , sighed , \" It's a sine of the times . \""}
{"id":"het_1142","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"There was a guy who played the organ in his garden to get organically grown food ."}
{"id":"het_1143","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"At a pet store :'buy one dog , get one flea'."}
{"id":"het_1144","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The other day I held the door open for a clown . I thought it was a nice jester ."}
{"id":"het_1145","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Men leap over where the hedge is lower ."}
{"id":"het_1146","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle ."}
{"id":"het_1147","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Gil . I'm a fisherman ."}
{"id":"het_1148","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A fisherman hated fish and chips but he didn't tell a sole ."}
{"id":"het_1149","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Where vice goes before , vengeance follows after ."}
{"id":"het_1150","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A letter carrier career is a mail dominated profession ."}
{"id":"het_1151","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Acid absorbs 10 times its weight in excess reality ."}
{"id":"het_1152","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Her eyes were wide with longing as she peered into the Dunkin'Donuts box and ate the last doughnut whole ."}
{"id":"het_1153","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If the theists all shut up , the gods would be speechless ."}
{"id":"het_1154","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't have too many irons in the fire ."}
{"id":"het_1155","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He drove his car until the day of wreckoning ."}
{"id":"het_1156","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I flunked my exam , said Tom , testily ."}
{"id":"het_1157","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Another plate of seafood for me ! \" Tom clamored ."}
{"id":"het_1158","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Good blood always shows itself ."}
{"id":"het_1159","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Who discovered radium ? \" asked Tom curiously ."}
{"id":"het_1160","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm a mathematician , Tom added summarily ."}
{"id":"het_1161","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Much is expected where much is given ."}
{"id":"het_1162","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"True Multitasking = 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !"}
{"id":"het_1163","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse ."}
{"id":"het_1164","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Nat . I'm an entomologist ."}
{"id":"het_1165","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Actions speak louder than words ."}
{"id":"het_1166","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If two wrongs don't make a right , try three ."}
{"id":"het_1167","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"King Arthur really knew how to deal with the sworded truth ."}
{"id":"het_1168","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When I was starving to death , my children gave me a raisin to keep on living ."}
{"id":"het_1169","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"There is nothing new under the sun ."}
{"id":"het_1170","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A still tongue makes a wise head ."}
{"id":"het_1171","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The lamb was cold because he lost his muttons ."}
{"id":"het_1172","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you have no enemies it is a sign that fortune has forgotten you ."}
{"id":"het_1173","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out ."}
{"id":"het_1174","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm not a crook , Nixon said resignedly ."}
{"id":"het_1175","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I can't budge this huge box ! \" I exclaimed . \" Of course not , \" the office supply warehouse clerk replied , \" it's stationery . \" ."}
{"id":"het_1176","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My investments are worth more every day , said Tom appreciatively ."}
{"id":"het_1177","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the bad poet stood in front of the judge , the judge thought the punishment should fit the rhyme ."}
{"id":"het_1178","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I am the Marlboro Man of Borg . I ( cough ) will assim - ( choke , wheeze ) . ."}
{"id":"het_1179","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Early to bed and early to rise , makes a man healthy , wealthy and wise ."}
{"id":"het_1180","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She dumped him because of all their lousy dates . After all , whining and dining does get tiresome after a while ."}
{"id":"het_1181","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Il se muove , said Galileo , movingly"}
{"id":"het_1182","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Laws catch flies , but lets hornets go free ."}
{"id":"het_1183","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Nobody has scored yet in the tennis game , \" said Tom lovingly ."}
{"id":"het_1184","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When walking through a pig barn be careful how you maneuver ."}
{"id":"het_1185","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"In middle east outdoor markets you can find bazaar items for sale ."}
{"id":"het_1186","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Stop , horse ! Stop ! \" cried Tom woefully ."}
{"id":"het_1187","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Insanity is just a state of mind ."}
{"id":"het_1188","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Truth gives a short answer , lies go round about ."}
{"id":"het_1189","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Know thyself ."}
{"id":"het_1190","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Do you play the guitar ? , Tom asked callously ."}
{"id":"het_1191","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A miss by an inch is a miss by a mile ."}
{"id":"het_1192","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Light at end of tunnel temporarily out of order ."}
{"id":"het_1193","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I was studying in an apiary class . This resulted in me receiving a bee on my exam ."}
{"id":"het_1194","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Quarryman's daughter , but she took everything for granite ."}
{"id":"het_1195","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A doctor who fell on his funny bone had a nurse tell him it was a humerus incident ."}
{"id":"het_1196","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"He that will thrive must first ask his wife ."}
{"id":"het_1197","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"There are a lot of bakeries on the yeast coast ."}
{"id":"het_1198","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Lead by example ."}
{"id":"het_1199","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD PACIFISTS never die they just go to peaces ."}
{"id":"het_1200","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The candle - making machine broke down when someone threw a spanner in the wax ."}
{"id":"het_1201","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Computers at breakfast food companies use serial i \/ o ."}
{"id":"het_1202","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"How does a Welsh man eat cheese ? Caerphilly ."}
{"id":"het_1203","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Thieves have muscles of steal ."}
{"id":"het_1204","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If they say you look good in glasses that would be an optical allusion ."}
{"id":"het_1205","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue . My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex ."}
{"id":"het_1206","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He wasn't supposed to eat the pie but he kept pecan at it ."}
{"id":"het_1207","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I agreed to watch my neighbor's dog , but only if it didn't scratch me . It's in the clause ."}
{"id":"het_1208","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"God never closes one door without opening another ."}
{"id":"het_1209","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The first order of priority in hiring math majors is get them to sine on the dotted line"}
{"id":"het_1210","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you sup with the devil , use a long spoon ."}
{"id":"het_1211","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Good laws have sprung from bad customs ."}
{"id":"het_1212","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"' Volts'- the dance you perform after an electric shock ."}
{"id":"het_1213","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If intervening was an olympic sport , he'd win the gold meddle ."}
{"id":"het_1214","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the Pequod with its crew went down , Ishmael remembered , a great wail came up from the sea ."}
{"id":"het_1215","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Those who carry too many buckets start feeling pail ."}
{"id":"het_1216","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Modern fashion designs are often presented with tongue in chic ."}
{"id":"het_1217","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too ."}
{"id":"het_1218","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The first time wine taster had a blanc stare on his face ."}
{"id":"het_1219","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I was given a shampoo and trim by a Pakistani in Liverpool , said Tom in Urdu ."}
{"id":"het_1220","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A tongue of a fool carves a piece of his heart to all sit near him ."}
{"id":"het_1221","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm always exhausted by Friday , said Tom weakly ."}
{"id":"het_1222","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Coins are mint to be ."}
{"id":"het_1223","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"OS \/ 2 VirusScan - \" Windows found : Remove it ? [ Y \/ y ] \""}
{"id":"het_1224","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Software Independent : Won't work with ANY software ."}
{"id":"het_1225","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The bullfighter's display of timidity left macho to be desired ."}
{"id":"het_1226","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD LAWN CARE WORKERS never die , they just recede ."}
{"id":"het_1227","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you're dying to purchase cropland in Thailand , then you've baht the farm ."}
{"id":"het_1228","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Have another soft drink , Tom coaxed ."}
{"id":"het_1229","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I don't like hanging out at the pancake house , that place gives me the crepes !"}
{"id":"het_1230","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you love somebody , let them go , for if they return , they were always yours . And if they don't , they never were ."}
{"id":"het_1231","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Example is better than correction ."}
{"id":"het_1232","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"You can't trust a tiger . You never know when he might be lion ."}
{"id":"het_1233","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Bette , I'm a gambler"}
{"id":"het_1234","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"What everybody says must be true ."}
{"id":"het_1235","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Make haste slowly ."}
{"id":"het_1236","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"85 % of all statistics are made up on the spot ."}
{"id":"het_1237","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I heard about this new governing document that says people can only go to the bathroom one per day . It's called the Constipation ."}
{"id":"het_1238","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Fight Truth Decay \u2026 Study The Bible Daily"}
{"id":"het_1239","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD DIVERS never die , they just get board ."}
{"id":"het_1240","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Advisers run no risks ."}
{"id":"het_1241","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My shins are well protected , Tom grieved ."}
{"id":"het_1242","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Another work week begins , \" said Tom mundanely ."}
{"id":"het_1243","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Bees make money by celling their honey ."}
{"id":"het_1244","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A bunch of robins followed the priest wherever he went . Birds of a father flock together ."}
{"id":"het_1245","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Marry in haste , and repent at leisure ."}
{"id":"het_1246","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Away goes the devil if he finds the door shut against him ."}
{"id":"het_1247","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD PROGRAMMERS never die , they just byte it ."}
{"id":"het_1248","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" It's made the grass wet , \" said Tom after due consideration ."}
{"id":"het_1249","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The math teacher was a good dancer - he had algorithm ."}
{"id":"het_1250","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" That's nothing ! \" said Tom naughtily ."}
{"id":"het_1251","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD ELVIS IMPERSONATORS never die , they just get out of sequins ."}
{"id":"het_1252","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't cross a bridge before you come to it ."}
{"id":"het_1253","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Live long and prosper . . . But don't let the IRS know ."}
{"id":"het_1254","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Did you hear about the film editor at Hollywood who had a part - time job at a pizza parlor ? He used to ask customers whether they wanted one splice or two ."}
{"id":"het_1255","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The male pig puts everyone to sleep . You could say he's quite the boar ."}
{"id":"het_1256","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Having a rude waiter at an Ethiopian restaurant just adds insult to injera ."}
{"id":"het_1257","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the pig is proffered , hold up the poke ."}
{"id":"het_1258","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing ."}
{"id":"het_1259","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The suspect'Sheppard'was finally taken into custody after authorities caught him on the lam ."}
{"id":"het_1260","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If a Monk throws a hissy fit , is it a temple tantrum ?"}
{"id":"het_1261","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"They tried to save him with an I . V . but it was all in vein ."}
{"id":"het_1262","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The editor inserted a caret in the recipe ."}
{"id":"het_1263","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Joy shared , joy doubled : sorrow shared , sorrow halved ."}
{"id":"het_1264","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Cosign here , \" read the first instruction on the trigonometry placement exam ."}
{"id":"het_1265","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Throughout the centuries , the Buddhist herdsmen of Peru have followed their lamas religiously ."}
{"id":"het_1266","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"After coming to work and play musicians come home suite home ."}
{"id":"het_1267","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"He is my friend that succoreth me , not he that pitieth me ."}
{"id":"het_1268","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"There's a Sin dividing line between heaven and hell ."}
{"id":"het_1269","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When old story tellers die they are mythed ."}
{"id":"het_1270","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Repetition is the mother of memory ."}
{"id":"het_1271","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When people first heard of the ABS , it was braking news ."}
{"id":"het_1272","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Procrastinators suffers from a hardening of the oughteries ."}
{"id":"het_1273","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD SLAVS never die , they just czech out ."}
{"id":"het_1274","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Circular Definition : see Definition , Circular ."}
{"id":"het_1275","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor ."}
{"id":"het_1276","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Poet's daughter , but I've seen verse ."}
{"id":"het_1277","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Catch not at the shadow and lose the substance ."}
{"id":"het_1278","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" You won the bronze , \" said Tom meddlingly ."}
{"id":"het_1279","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Our friends are our mirrors and show us ourselves ."}
{"id":"het_1280","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Mary . I'm a justice of the peace ."}
{"id":"het_1281","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Nature is beyond all teaching ."}
{"id":"het_1282","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The humorist's favorite sandwich was smoked tongue on wry ."}
{"id":"het_1283","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Why did the pig quit running the marathon ? He had a problem with his hamstring ."}
{"id":"het_1284","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" A dog bit me , \" said Tom rabidly ."}
{"id":"het_1285","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Carmen is my favorite opera , said Tom busily ."}
{"id":"het_1286","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The Arab's opulence was obvious from his chic clothing . \""}
{"id":"het_1287","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die they just lose their grippe ."}
{"id":"het_1288","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Next time you wave , use ALL of your fingers ! !"}
{"id":"het_1289","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Waiting for her photos to be developed a young girl sang'Some day my prints will come . '"}
{"id":"het_1290","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I really regretted the inconsiderate comment I made . It was rued ."}
{"id":"het_1291","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The eight chicken farmers jumped in their rowing shell and put their cox up in front ."}
{"id":"het_1292","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The sun was bright on a dry , cloudless morning , but later it waned ."}
{"id":"het_1293","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A son is a son'till he gets him a wife ; a daughter's a daughter all her life ."}
{"id":"het_1294","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Avoid evil and it will avoid thee ."}
{"id":"het_1295","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing ."}
{"id":"het_1296","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A baker always put too much flour in his bread because he was a gluten for punishment ."}
{"id":"het_1297","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Remembering the Mongol leader's reputation for chicanery , Marco Polo approached the palace of the khan warily ."}
{"id":"het_1298","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Anxious about the future ? Psalms read every Sunday ."}
{"id":"het_1299","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"After Jimmy swallowed a live earthworm , he sat waiting with baited breath to see if he'd get sick ."}
{"id":"het_1300","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I used to enjoy kabuki theatre , but now I prefer noh drama ."}
{"id":"het_1301","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Romance isn't a science - it's a heart ."}
{"id":"het_1302","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment , but were created for educational porpoises ."}
{"id":"het_1303","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" How do you start a model - T Ford without a battery ? \" asked Tom crankily ."}
{"id":"het_1304","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My chronically runny - nosed friend , who staunchly opposes all independent emirates , was bothered by catarrh on his trip around the world ."}
{"id":"het_1305","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The first scientists who studied fog were mistified ."}
{"id":"het_1306","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"paranoia : believing this tagline is about you ."}
{"id":"het_1307","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Well begun is half done ."}
{"id":"het_1308","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Will this computer last five years ? Obsoletely !"}
{"id":"het_1309","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A bird in the hand is a big mistake ."}
{"id":"het_1310","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I don't recommend dating bridge builders , they have truss issues ."}
{"id":"het_1311","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A massage therapist kneaded new customers ."}
{"id":"het_1312","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The geneticist taught his students how to mendel defective genes ."}
{"id":"het_1313","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Fortune favors the brave ."}
{"id":"het_1314","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I pricked my finger badly while trying to find a needle in my wife's sewing box . It was a crewel turn of events ."}
{"id":"het_1315","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I can no longer hear anything , \" said Tom deftly ."}
{"id":"het_1316","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Farmers can hardly wheat for a good harvest ."}
{"id":"het_1317","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The Egyptian cinema usherette sold religious icons in the daytime . Sometimes she got confused and called out ,'Get your choc isis here ! '"}
{"id":"het_1318","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Everyone's business is no one's business ."}
{"id":"het_1319","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Have you ever been whitewater rafting ? Tom asked rapidly ."}
{"id":"het_1320","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Bank Rule : To get a loan , first prove you don't need it ."}
{"id":"het_1321","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Good men are hard to find ."}
{"id":"het_1322","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"An explosion at the meat packing plant caused quite a meatier shower ."}
{"id":"het_1323","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"He that waits on another man's trencher , makes many a late dinner ."}
{"id":"het_1324","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves ."}
{"id":"het_1325","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A good name is the best of all treasures ."}
{"id":"het_1326","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Out of small acorns grow mighty oaks ."}
{"id":"het_1327","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Do you buy and sell stolen goods ? \" asked Tom offensively ."}
{"id":"het_1328","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"That's no beagle ; that's a mongrel , Tom muttered ."}
{"id":"het_1329","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"An argument over puppy selection is a pique of the litter ."}
{"id":"het_1330","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"To heir is human ."}
{"id":"het_1331","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"That the obstetrician's services were needed on the train was an accident of berth ."}
{"id":"het_1332","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"People in Switzerland can't learn to ski without a lot of alp ."}
{"id":"het_1333","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Your nose is in the scenter of your face ."}
{"id":"het_1334","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A fool is ever laughing ."}
{"id":"het_1335","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A pun is its own reword ."}
{"id":"het_1336","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The nuclear physicist took a vacation for a fission trip ."}
{"id":"het_1337","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Those cobs are amazing ! \" said Tom cornily ."}
{"id":"het_1338","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"How do you keep a turkey in suspense ?"}
{"id":"het_1339","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Time flies when you \u2019 re following the son"}
{"id":"het_1340","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD KINGS never die they just get throne away"}
{"id":"het_1341","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"It's a cracked pitcher that goes longest to the well ."}
{"id":"het_1342","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" It's a unit of electric current , \" said Tom amply ."}
{"id":"het_1343","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission ."}
{"id":"het_1344","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" All my hidden skills are undiscovered . \" - Clinton"}
{"id":"het_1345","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the fog burns off it won't be mist ."}
{"id":"het_1346","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A fisherman took pain pills because of a persistent haddock ."}
{"id":"het_1347","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD PROSTITUTES never die , they just fake away"}
{"id":"het_1348","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The word'ovine'means just like ewe ."}
{"id":"het_1349","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Many people are strongly attracted to a magnate ."}
{"id":"het_1350","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Two things prolong your life : A quiet heart and a loving wife ."}
{"id":"het_1351","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The diners were fully sated , unaware that the wurst was yet to come ."}
{"id":"het_1352","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Epitaph on a gravestone : Cheerio , see you soon ."}
{"id":"het_1353","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Local Area Network in Australia : the LAN down under ."}
{"id":"het_1354","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A second chimney is superfluous ."}
{"id":"het_1355","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for ."}
{"id":"het_1356","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I like hot fudge sauce , but never on sundays ."}
{"id":"het_1357","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Tact is for weenies ."}
{"id":"het_1358","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY ? ?"}
{"id":"het_1359","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"George Westinghouse was a refrigerator magnate ."}
{"id":"het_1360","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Sin and bear it"}
{"id":"het_1361","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm a great opera singer , said Tom , being callous ."}
{"id":"het_1362","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Ever since my mineral extraction facility was converted to parking , I've had a lot on my mine ."}
{"id":"het_1363","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Another batch of shells for me ! Tom clamored ."}
{"id":"het_1364","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Yes , I have been reading Voltaire , Tom admitted candidly ."}
{"id":"het_1365","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you want to buy a hose you might go on a shopping spray ."}
{"id":"het_1366","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Kill your darlings ."}
{"id":"het_1367","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A frightened bird dog that runs from everything is known as the Golden Retreater ."}
{"id":"het_1368","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She thought it was a real horse , but it was a phony ."}
{"id":"het_1369","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The Belly Dancer was popular with sailors because she understood navel maneuvers ."}
{"id":"het_1370","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A man threatened to jump off the side of a building - alledgedly ."}
{"id":"het_1371","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The evil onion had many lairs ."}
{"id":"het_1372","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The Loch Ness monster eats fish and ships ."}
{"id":"het_1373","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"As you make your bed , so you will sleep on it ."}
{"id":"het_1374","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Things working well , no problems . Time to upgrade ."}
{"id":"het_1375","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"No book was so bad , but some good might be got out of it ."}
{"id":"het_1376","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Please return stewardess to original upright position \""}
{"id":"het_1377","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"No man is an island ."}
{"id":"het_1378","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I think I'll use a different font , \" said Tom boldly ."}
{"id":"het_1379","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Well I'll be an SOB ! Tom said doggedly ."}
{"id":"het_1380","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD WEATHERMEN never die , they reign forever ."}
{"id":"het_1381","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I knew that the spirit couldn't float around very long . What ghost up must come down ."}
{"id":"het_1382","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"What is a duck's favorite game to play ? Billiards ."}
{"id":"het_1383","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Every silver lining has a cloud around it ."}
{"id":"het_1384","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The store clerk lost his job , so he set up a kiosk in the mall to vend for himself ."}
{"id":"het_1385","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Would you like some soda in your whiskey ? asked Tom caustically ."}
{"id":"het_1386","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He who hesitates is bossed ."}
{"id":"het_1387","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"You should always use basil the day you buy it - as they say , herb today , gone tomorrow ."}
{"id":"het_1388","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD HAIRDRESSERS never die , they just braid away . ."}
{"id":"het_1389","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions ."}
{"id":"het_1390","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some orchestra conductors make their mark in the world of opera . They were in the right aria at the right time ."}
{"id":"het_1391","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Astronauts like to do launch ."}
{"id":"het_1392","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Chop up an old piano and you will get a cord of wood ."}
{"id":"het_1393","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The poet had written better poems , but he'd also written verse ."}
{"id":"het_1394","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD DIETICIANS never die , they just waist away"}
{"id":"het_1395","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"At a flower show the first prize is often a bloom ribbon ."}
{"id":"het_1396","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A dying artist painted himself into a coroner ."}
{"id":"het_1397","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Shelly , I'm an expert on mollusks"}
{"id":"het_1398","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"In War of the Worlds , humans survived the attack because of their unalienable right to life ."}
{"id":"het_1399","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I teach at a university , \" Tom professed ."}
{"id":"het_1400","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Set a thief to catch a thief ."}
{"id":"het_1401","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Cottage cheese diet : eating your curds and weigh ."}
{"id":"het_1402","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some people make big pottery items to urn a living ."}
{"id":"het_1403","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'll eat till I burst , Tom agreed ."}
{"id":"het_1404","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"In for a penny in for a pound ."}
{"id":"het_1405","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Doug , I'm a grave digger"}
{"id":"het_1406","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The IRS left a message on my cell phone that I owed them more money . It was a taxed message ."}
{"id":"het_1407","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"This steamroller really works , said Tom flatteringly ."}
{"id":"het_1408","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Taglines : the toilet - stall walls of BBSdom ."}
{"id":"het_1409","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Crows will not pick out crows eyes ."}
{"id":"het_1410","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Tweety of Borg : I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat !"}
{"id":"het_1411","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Eat your own dog food ."}
{"id":"het_1412","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"On cooking shows , there is little margarine of error ."}
{"id":"het_1413","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Sign on the door of an internet hacker .'Gone Phishing'."}
{"id":"het_1414","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The sweep got stuck in a cold chimney , which collapsed . He came down with the flue ."}
{"id":"het_1415","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If wishes were fishes , we'd all cast nets ."}
{"id":"het_1416","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A third - generation clothes designer had it in her jeans ."}
{"id":"het_1417","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"One Sunday afternoon the Three Musketeers played a game of touch\u00e9 football ."}
{"id":"het_1418","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The celebration of the royal wedding progressed well into the night . As he stumbled outside to await his ride home one inebriated nobleman , attracted by the bright lights , made his way to the theater district and sat down below one of the brightly illuminated theater signs to await his car . The driver , unfamiliar with both the nobleman and the area , was instructed to look for a well - lit marquis ."}
{"id":"het_1419","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion ."}
{"id":"het_1420","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I've inherited a fortune , said Tom , willfully"}
{"id":"het_1421","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I've made up my mind to re - lay my lawn . It was a turf decision ."}
{"id":"het_1422","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Did you hear about the vampire who used to torture his victims with music ? His Bach was worse than his bite ."}
{"id":"het_1423","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"One item contributed was a picture of a pretty , kimono - clad girl ; it bore the inscription : \" Maid in Japan \" ."}
{"id":"het_1424","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The more things change , the more they stay the same ."}
{"id":"het_1425","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The white beets were returned to the produce supplier because they were chard beyond recognition ."}
{"id":"het_1426","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Yea , I'm a pacifist . Wanna make somethin'of it , bub ?"}
{"id":"het_1427","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I met a man who loves eating couches . I think he has a suite tooth ."}
{"id":"het_1428","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I have always wanted to hand out carts at Wal - Mart . I cannot imagine a greeter job ."}
{"id":"het_1429","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The port was very beautiful . The sailors said it was haven on earth ."}
{"id":"het_1430","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Without temptation there is no victory ."}
{"id":"het_1431","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" The policeman charged me twenty bucks for speeding , \" said Tom finally ."}
{"id":"het_1432","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"You're telling me that's an alligator ? That's a croc !"}
{"id":"het_1433","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" This is mutiny ! \" said Tom bountifully ."}
{"id":"het_1434","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I need an injection , \" Tom pleaded in vain ."}
{"id":"het_1435","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Inflammatory talk is often seen as propane language ."}
{"id":"het_1436","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Rowing hurts my hands , \" said Tom callously ."}
{"id":"het_1437","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I want you in the navy , said Tom impressively ."}
{"id":"het_1438","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"On organic farms they till it like it is ."}
{"id":"het_1439","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Of all the people I've met , you're certainly one of'em ."}
{"id":"het_1440","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Kinky : Using A Feather . Sick : Using The Whole Chicken"}
{"id":"het_1441","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Horseman's daughter , but she didn't know how to say neigh ."}
{"id":"het_1442","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When it comes to drinks , citrus fruit juices are always in the limelight ."}
{"id":"het_1443","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"We believe in separation of church and hate"}
{"id":"het_1444","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD FISHERMEN never die , they just get reel tired ."}
{"id":"het_1445","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The wolf finds a reason for taking the lamb ."}
{"id":"het_1446","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"To find bargains go where the auction is ."}
{"id":"het_1447","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The veterinarian had a great deal of trouble getting his dog to heel ."}
{"id":"het_1448","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"From those to whom much is given , much is expected ."}
{"id":"het_1449","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He owned a fish farm until he poured out his sole ."}
{"id":"het_1450","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I was fixated on the pain in my bad tooth . I was abscessed by it ."}
{"id":"het_1451","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Answers : $ 1 . Correct answers : $ 5 . Dumb looks : Free !"}
{"id":"het_1452","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Stu . I also cook ."}
{"id":"het_1453","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The whistling fisherman was always out of tuna ."}
{"id":"het_1454","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The editor received his award with sheer delete ."}
{"id":"het_1455","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Abbie . I'm a Mother Superior ."}
{"id":"het_1456","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The soup was so bad it was gruel and unusual punishment ."}
{"id":"het_1457","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A band of teenagers cruised past my neighbor's house and pelted it with rotten tomatoes . Police described it as a drive - by fruiting ."}
{"id":"het_1458","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The accountant enjoyed the job , figuratively speaking ."}
{"id":"het_1459","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Jesus is more precious than silver or golf ."}
{"id":"het_1460","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Scaldophobia : Fear the toilet will flush while showering ."}
{"id":"het_1461","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I wouldn't marry you if you were the only woman on earth , said Tom evenly ."}
{"id":"het_1462","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Great events cast their shadows before them ."}
{"id":"het_1463","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Why was six afraid of seven ? Because seven eight nine ."}
{"id":"het_1464","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Dustin . I'm a school custodian"}
{"id":"het_1465","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Who's your favorite operatic tenor ? \" Tom asked placidly ."}
{"id":"het_1466","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"How do bunnies that don't have a car commute to work ? The Rabbit Transit ."}
{"id":"het_1467","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The Ennui Society elected a new chairman of the bored ."}
{"id":"het_1468","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When I suffered a groin injury I became quite testy ."}
{"id":"het_1469","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The other animals shunned the kangaroo . They treated him like a leaper ."}
{"id":"het_1470","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A man sprayed a boy with ceiling foam . He was arrested for insulating behavior ."}
{"id":"het_1471","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was listening for a Russell while walking through the trees ."}
{"id":"het_1472","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some women stay single and others are the Marion kind ."}
{"id":"het_1473","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Looting a drugstore is called Pillaging ."}
{"id":"het_1474","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"You should lock up your wine in a cabernet ."}
{"id":"het_1475","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When Caesar entered the Senate all hail broke loose ."}
{"id":"het_1476","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The book about Teflon contained no frictional characters ."}
{"id":"het_1477","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm not sure about Heisenberg , said Tom uncertainly ."}
{"id":"het_1478","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Should old people feel youthless ?"}
{"id":"het_1479","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The old doctors practice of bloodletting was all in vein ."}
{"id":"het_1480","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Cary . I'm a porter ."}
{"id":"het_1481","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" You resemble a goat , \" said Tom satirically ."}
{"id":"het_1482","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"An offer of a free lunch was not enough to entice Freud to make a presentation at a Behaviourist Convention . He explained ,'There was nothing on the menu that was oedipal . '"}
{"id":"het_1483","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I'm going after that red fish , \" said Tom erringly ."}
{"id":"het_1484","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Those who drink too much at night have to worry about the mourning after ."}
{"id":"het_1485","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If love is blind , lingerie makes great braille ."}
{"id":"het_1486","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Scrambling for cover amid the chaos caused by the rebel forces'attack and the \" coincidental \" breakout of the zoo animals , I stumbled into the face of a hostile guerrilla !"}
{"id":"het_1487","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Baseball on a foggy day is all about hit and mist ."}
{"id":"het_1488","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I've been called a rare commodity . I wonder if that makes me silver or gold ? I guess I could be either ore ."}
{"id":"het_1489","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When Martha Stewart was on trial , New York Times columnist Clyde Haberman reported on her arrival at the courthouse , where a group of supporters had assembled to greet her . \" They included a man in a chef's hat who stood with the others behind a metal barrier \u2014 one toque over the line . \""}
{"id":"het_1490","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"To keep someone from stealing your shipments of smoked salmon , secure them with lox ."}
{"id":"het_1491","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" The door's ajar , \" said Tom openly ."}
{"id":"het_1492","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Need soul repair ? Walk right in ."}
{"id":"het_1493","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Less is more ."}
{"id":"het_1494","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Have a ride in my new ambulance , said Tom hospitably ."}
{"id":"het_1495","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some people , asked what they thought had caused the recent flooding in our valley , pointed to a concrete wall in the distance and said it was this damn thing ."}
{"id":"het_1496","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Give a dog a bad name and he'll live up to it ."}
{"id":"het_1497","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I walked into this posh restaurant , the prices were extortionate , it was daylight snobbery ."}
{"id":"het_1498","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The church needs to be souled ."}
{"id":"het_1499","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A surgery nurse was demoted for being absent without gauze ."}
{"id":"het_1500","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Those who live beyond their means should act their wage ."}
{"id":"het_1501","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He couldn't sell his pirate ship because it was unassailable ."}
{"id":"het_1502","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Wow , thanks for the tea . I'm glad I got to Chai it ."}
{"id":"het_1503","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENTS \u00a0 never die , they just lose their principals ."}
{"id":"het_1504","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy , did loads of charity work and was always there to help ? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue ."}
{"id":"het_1505","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Sweet potatoes ? I yam impressed !"}
{"id":"het_1506","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD BATHING BEAUTIES never die , they just wade away ."}
{"id":"het_1507","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"One should be cherry of virgins ."}
{"id":"het_1508","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"' We've run out of lemons', she said bitterly ."}
{"id":"het_1509","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The anesthesiologist's computer has an ethernet connection ."}
{"id":"het_1510","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She didn't marry the gardener . Too rough around the hedges ."}
{"id":"het_1511","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Issue of first day cover almost ended in a stampede ."}
{"id":"het_1512","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"They were married by candle - light , but the marriage lasted only a wick ."}
{"id":"het_1513","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A short cut is the longest distance between two points ."}
{"id":"het_1514","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The Turkish soldier refused to eat cottage cheese , because he didn't trust the kurds"}
{"id":"het_1515","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The astronomer's research project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award , but he did receive a constellation prize ."}
{"id":"het_1516","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"How do they get the deer to cross at the signs ?"}
{"id":"het_1517","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Never ask pardon before you are accused ."}
{"id":"het_1518","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Getting into the skunk selling business might make a lot of scents ."}
{"id":"het_1519","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Seven days without a pun makes one weak ."}
{"id":"het_1520","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"In the land of the blind , the one - eyed man is king ."}
{"id":"het_1521","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Wealth rarely brings happiness ."}
{"id":"het_1522","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Fair play's a jewel ."}
{"id":"het_1523","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Oops . \" - - Richard Nixon"}
{"id":"het_1524","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Just pew it"}
{"id":"het_1525","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Epitaphs are engraved !"}
{"id":"het_1526","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"That soil scientist always travels by himself . He's a loam ranger ."}
{"id":"het_1527","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I can't march any more ! \" the soldier called haltingly ."}
{"id":"het_1528","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you spend too much time in the coffee shop you'll be latte for work ."}
{"id":"het_1529","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Do you know if they ever got detective Sam spayed ."}
{"id":"het_1530","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some doting parents are son worshipers ."}
{"id":"het_1531","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The optical scientist who stole his colleague's bifocals was sentenced to three years in a state prism ."}
{"id":"het_1532","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" This boat is leaking , \" said Tom balefully ."}
{"id":"het_1533","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Virtue which parleys is near a surrender ."}
{"id":"het_1534","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"But honey , I wouldn't be up so late on a faster machine !"}
{"id":"het_1535","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Desperate diseases must have desperate remedies ."}
{"id":"het_1536","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Forewarned , forearmed ."}
{"id":"het_1537","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm a Soviet agent in England , said Tom bluntly ."}
{"id":"het_1538","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Eating uranium makes me feel funny , \" said Tom radiantly ."}
{"id":"het_1539","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some people have to get up for work at the crank of dawn ."}
{"id":"het_1540","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"It is an ill bird that fouls its own nest ."}
{"id":"het_1541","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The ballet shoes made a pointe ."}
{"id":"het_1542","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you believe restaurants always overcook steaks , then you probably order them rarely ."}
{"id":"het_1543","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"You can send me to college , but you can't make me think ."}
{"id":"het_1544","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"There are many judges who would like to acquit smoking ."}
{"id":"het_1545","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A church fair is a bazaar experience ."}
{"id":"het_1546","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The tired playgoers decided to bypass the new production of \" Othello \" despite the good reviews ; having just returned from a long trip , they didn't feel like seeing any moor of Venice ."}
{"id":"het_1547","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"On Independence day , may the fourth be with you ."}
{"id":"het_1548","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A good marriage outlasts the first box of dental floss ."}
{"id":"het_1549","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"They are not answering - we'd better try the knocker , said Tom adoringly ."}
{"id":"het_1550","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"We now return to your previously - scheduled topics ."}
{"id":"het_1551","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Go ahead , correct my typos . I'll make more ."}
{"id":"het_1552","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The world is coming to an end . Please log off properly ."}
{"id":"het_1553","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary ."}
{"id":"het_1554","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Safety goggles were invented by a peripheral visionary ."}
{"id":"het_1555","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A swan's favorite salad is Cobb salad ."}
{"id":"het_1556","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"At shearing time there are some sheep thrills ."}
{"id":"het_1557","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Jim :'Did you hear about the guy who ate twenty pancakes for breakfast ?'Joe :'How waffle . '"}
{"id":"het_1558","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Our theft of raw gold from the mine site was a fiasco because , as we jumped into the getaway boat , we dropped the ore ."}
{"id":"het_1559","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"When an Agnostic dies , does he go to the Great Perhaps ?"}
{"id":"het_1560","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"You're a wicked glutton , Tom insinuated ."}
{"id":"het_1561","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I like wool gathering for the shear joy of it ."}
{"id":"het_1562","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A store is no sore ."}
{"id":"het_1563","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm going to fix the roof , Tom translated ."}
{"id":"het_1564","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The nail that sticks up will be hammered down ."}
{"id":"het_1565","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Kill them all ! . . . . Let God sort them out ."}
{"id":"het_1566","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The chef took some cheese and made some grate things ."}
{"id":"het_1567","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"An empty vessel makes much noise ."}
{"id":"het_1568","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A rotten apple injures its companions ."}
{"id":"het_1569","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A cloth maker's daughter told him she was too young to dye ."}
{"id":"het_1570","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I wasn't kissing her , I was whispering in her mouth ."}
{"id":"het_1571","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When Jesus entered Jerusalem , people waved palm branches because they were being frondly ."}
{"id":"het_1572","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My wife is trying to lose weight but continues to frequent the coffee shops for rich beverages and delicacies . You could say she is making a moccary of her diet ."}
{"id":"het_1573","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired ."}
{"id":"het_1574","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If things improve with age , I'm nearly MAGNIFICENT !"}
{"id":"het_1575","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I plan to work in a cemetery , Tom plotted gravely ."}
{"id":"het_1576","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"To stay fit the priest exorcises ."}
{"id":"het_1577","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Anything good is either illegal , immoral or fattening ."}
{"id":"het_1578","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"' I agree with you wholeheartedly ,'said the artichoke grower ."}
{"id":"het_1579","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Postman's daughter , but she sure knew her males ."}
{"id":"het_1580","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"French bankers are known for their franc talk ."}
{"id":"het_1581","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Mathematicians are sum worshippers ."}
{"id":"het_1582","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I was caught studying the periodic table in English class . It was an elementary mistake ."}
{"id":"het_1583","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The optician fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself ."}
{"id":"het_1584","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A man attempting to walk around the world DROWNED today . ."}
{"id":"het_1585","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Junk - stuff we throw away . Stuff - junk we keep ."}
{"id":"het_1586","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The ex - lumberjack will be sawly missed ."}
{"id":"het_1587","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Undertakers have to get up early in the mourning ."}
{"id":"het_1588","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My bid for this contract aims to please , said Tom tenderly ."}
{"id":"het_1589","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"To stay out of debt , act your wage ."}
{"id":"het_1590","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"That horse looks like a good bet at 17 to 1 , said Tom oddly ."}
{"id":"het_1591","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"The best goods are cheapest in the end ."}
{"id":"het_1592","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Help stamp out , eliminate , and abolish redundancy !"}
{"id":"het_1593","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Rules were meant to be broken ."}
{"id":"het_1594","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The stern pirate captain's policy of forcing the worst members of his crew to walk the plank went swimmingly ."}
{"id":"het_1595","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The magician who loved his chocolate could perform a lot of Twix ."}
{"id":"het_1596","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Excuse my driving . . . I'm trying to reload ."}
{"id":"het_1597","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Did you hear about my friend who hired out vampires and poison , and my other friend who ate children ? Could say the first one was the lessor of two evils ."}
{"id":"het_1598","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Vampires are always looking for their necks victim ."}
{"id":"het_1599","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"From the middle of the Pacific , the shipwrecked survivor found his way to the California coast purely by occident ."}
{"id":"het_1600","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"We found a dead crow in our front yard but have yet to hear the caws of death ."}
{"id":"het_1601","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Runtime Error 6D at 417A : 32CF : Incompetent User ."}
{"id":"het_1602","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The trucker was always irritated at an inspection station , it was the weight that bothered him ."}
{"id":"het_1603","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Evil begets evil ."}
{"id":"het_1604","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Upon discovering the deadly virus carried by Surinamese toads , the herpetologist contemplated how best to protect the pipal ."}
{"id":"het_1605","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Let's get married , said Tom engagingly ."}
{"id":"het_1606","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"New years resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia ."}
{"id":"het_1607","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Ask me about my vow of silence . . ."}
{"id":"het_1608","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I hate Chablis , Tom whined ."}
{"id":"het_1609","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you can't take the heat , get out of the kitchen ."}
{"id":"het_1610","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD SCOTSMEN never die , but they can be kilt ."}
{"id":"het_1611","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"He made so many mistakes that he had an err about him ."}
{"id":"het_1612","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the bottom of a cargo ship got a hole , it had one hull of a problem ."}
{"id":"het_1613","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD GARDENERS never die , they just spade away ."}
{"id":"het_1614","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"As a young boy , Brutus'mother often cautioned him not to run with Caesars ."}
{"id":"het_1615","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"They took soft drinks off the menu just to sprite people ."}
{"id":"het_1616","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Asked by a waiter if she would like a drink the lady replied'wine not ? '"}
{"id":"het_1617","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"OLD PRAGUE RESIDENTS never die , they just Czech out ."}
{"id":"het_1618","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Number of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb ? Precisely 1 . 000"}
{"id":"het_1619","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"While baking , I dropped a stick of margarine on the wooden tile floor , and when my neighbor slipped and fell , I said \" It must have been the parkay . \""}
{"id":"het_1620","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Business is business ."}
{"id":"het_1621","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If at first you don't succeed , call it Version 1 . 0"}
{"id":"het_1622","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Data got into so much trouble , her parents sent her packeting ."}
{"id":"het_1623","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you have nothing to say , please only say it once !"}
{"id":"het_1624","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The percussionist was very good at analyzing symbols ."}
{"id":"het_1625","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The man put his name on the neck of his shirt so he would have collar ID ."}
{"id":"het_1626","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Sick fish go to the sturgeon ."}
{"id":"het_1627","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'd like to learn a new card game , Tom said wistfully ."}
{"id":"het_1628","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Adam ate the apple , and our teeth still ache ."}
{"id":"het_1629","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the hockey player came home he gave his wife a puck on the cheek ."}
{"id":"het_1630","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"For children to eat without washing their hands would be a grime ."}
{"id":"het_1631","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I've been to a film festival in Southern France , \" said Tom cannily ."}
{"id":"het_1632","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Praise the day at sunset ."}
{"id":"het_1633","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Royal chairs are rarely throne out ."}
{"id":"het_1634","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"In ancient times , seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient . They got thousands of miles to the galleon ."}
{"id":"het_1635","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the glazier was sent to the hospital room to check the cracked window , he told the patient in the body cast , \" I've come to feel your pane . \""}
{"id":"het_1636","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I'm on social security , \" said Tom dolefully ."}
{"id":"het_1637","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Did Gregor Mendel ever win the Nobel Peas Prize ?"}
{"id":"het_1638","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Mothers everywhere want their children to give peas a chance ."}
{"id":"het_1639","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Old sailors never die , they just get a little dinghy ."}
{"id":"het_1640","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" This is all from memory , \" Tom wrote ."}
{"id":"het_1641","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Beware programmers carrying screwdrivers ."}
{"id":"het_1642","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I have a gift for you , \" said Tom presently ."}
{"id":"het_1643","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"To some Christmas is about other people's presence ."}
{"id":"het_1644","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Car salesmen compete trying to sell for the lease amount ."}
{"id":"het_1645","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The elderly chef retired because his sage was showing ."}
{"id":"het_1646","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"80 percent of life is showing up ."}
{"id":"het_1647","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When a skunk walked in , the judge said ,'odor in the court'."}
{"id":"het_1648","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When told his design for a stadium was too grandiose , the architect shed a tier ."}
{"id":"het_1649","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The bear went over the mountain to see what was bruin ."}
{"id":"het_1650","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A bad workman blames his tools ."}
{"id":"het_1651","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"How do farmers make crop circles ? With a protractor ."}
{"id":"het_1652","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation"}
{"id":"het_1653","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"If your mind is clouded or in a fog you may have mist some opportunities ."}
{"id":"het_1654","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"It was an emotional wedding . Even the cake was in tiers ."}
{"id":"het_1655","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Today is the first day of the rest of your life ."}
{"id":"het_1656","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I always prayed before my trigonometry tests . I was hoping for a sine from above ."}
{"id":"het_1657","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"We've taken over the government , the general cooed ."}
{"id":"het_1658","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A chemist has discovered a drug that will keep dogs from howling at night . Now , not every dog will have his bay ."}
{"id":"het_1659","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Those changing baby diapers sometimes act rashly ."}
{"id":"het_1660","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Mourning has broken on Easter Sunday ."}
{"id":"het_1661","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A little boy found out from his mother that grime does not pay ."}
{"id":"het_1662","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I just bought a woollen sweater , \" said Tom sheepishly ."}
{"id":"het_1663","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"John plans to retire in the spring and , like the trees around us , will be leafing ."}
{"id":"het_1664","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"He complains wrongfully at the sea that suffer shipwreck twice ."}
{"id":"het_1665","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Cryptographers make terrible drummers . They just sit there , fascinated by all the cymbals ."}
{"id":"het_1666","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I can tell which way the wind blows , \" said Tom vainly ."}
{"id":"het_1667","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Don't bite off more than you can chew ."}
{"id":"het_1668","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The new smoking cessation drug is expensive , and it's shrinking city coffers ."}
{"id":"het_1669","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Rats desert a sinking ship ."}
{"id":"het_1670","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Many hands make light work ."}
{"id":"het_1671","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When two bakers traded buns they had a roll reversal ."}
{"id":"het_1672","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"You're not losing more hair , you're gaining more scalp ."}
{"id":"het_1673","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Least said , soonest mended ."}
{"id":"het_1674","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My friend is moving to Seoul . He thought it would be a good Korea move ."}
{"id":"het_1675","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the head is sick , the whole body is sick ."}
{"id":"het_1676","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Barry . I'm an undertaker ."}
{"id":"het_1677","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Moe , I'm a gardener"}
{"id":"het_1678","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When asked whether or not I was bilingual , I was about to say I knew sign language , but I figured it was sort of a mute point ."}
{"id":"het_1679","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I saw something similar to moss the other day , but I didn't know what to lichen it to ."}
{"id":"het_1680","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"All is fish that comes to the net ."}
{"id":"het_1681","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I have a speech impediment . . . my foot ."}
{"id":"het_1682","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Talk is cheap - - supply exceeds demand !"}
{"id":"het_1683","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My brother told me that serpentine is what you use to get paint off a boa constrictor ."}
{"id":"het_1684","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Every little helps ."}
{"id":"het_1685","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When I was in my cabin on the ship I got sick . Someone told me once I got to the doc I'd feel better ."}
{"id":"het_1686","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis ."}
{"id":"het_1687","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work . At hospital it was determined he had a brine injury ."}
{"id":"het_1688","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm not spoiled . . . I'm not , I'm not , I'm not !"}
{"id":"het_1689","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"It's no use crying over spilt milk ."}
{"id":"het_1690","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Archaeologists working at night need lots of eon lights ."}
{"id":"het_1691","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Beaver rallying cry : \" River be dammed ! \""}
{"id":"het_1692","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Honesty pays , but not enough for some ."}
{"id":"het_1693","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Bee keepers always manage to keep buzzy ."}
{"id":"het_1694","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A budget helps us live below our yearnings"}
{"id":"het_1695","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"He laughs best who laughs last ."}
{"id":"het_1696","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Punishment is lame but it comes ."}
{"id":"het_1697","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Despite the repressive restrictions in force against all of the fine arts , students in Kabul often gathered secretly to listen to band music ."}
{"id":"het_1698","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The chaplain got his gown from the army surplice depot ."}
{"id":"het_1699","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some people don't like food going to waist ."}
{"id":"het_1700","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My computer is so slow it hertz ."}
{"id":"het_1701","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Good wine needs no bush ."}
{"id":"het_1702","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I witnessed the attack on the castle and saw the queen's robe torn and the king's throne under the horses'feet ."}
{"id":"het_1703","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I tried to play the bagpipes , but the sound coming out was off kilter ."}
{"id":"het_1704","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" Would anyone like some Parmesan ? \" asked Tom gratingly ."}
{"id":"het_1705","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"ADVENTURE : The land between entertainment and panic ."}
{"id":"het_1706","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Who falls short in the head must be long in the heels ."}
{"id":"het_1707","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Ancient scribes who hired Aztec writers had to make sure the Inca was dry ."}
{"id":"het_1708","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I used to think I'd hate Italian food , but I finally decided to give pizza a chance ."}
{"id":"het_1709","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Shotgun wedding : A case of wife or death ."}
{"id":"het_1710","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Chicken farmers will often share a good yolk ."}
{"id":"het_1711","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"One ear of corn said to the other'You're getting husky'."}
{"id":"het_1712","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"A bellyful is one of meat , drink , or sorrow ."}
{"id":"het_1713","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If you can't laugh at yourself . . . I'll do it for you ."}
{"id":"het_1714","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Southerners are quick on the drawl ."}
{"id":"het_1715","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"After winter , the trees are relieved ."}
{"id":"het_1716","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Repartee : An insult wearing a suit and tie ."}
{"id":"het_1717","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Greeks can't stay out late because they have a Corfu ."}
{"id":"het_1718","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Never make fun of a Scotsman's traditional garb . You could get kilt that way ."}
{"id":"het_1719","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I always pray to St . Ignatius , said Tom loyally ."}
{"id":"het_1720","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Learning is the eye of the mind ."}
{"id":"het_1721","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Cheating on a test can put honorable students in conflict with their principals ."}
{"id":"het_1722","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Dollars do best when accompanied by some sense"}
{"id":"het_1723","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"There was a snake that gave birth to a bouncing baby boa ."}
{"id":"het_1724","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"After getting pranked by his friends and getting hit with a basket , Aron knew they had a wickerd sense of humour ."}
{"id":"het_1725","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"In some countries there is a lot of Manuel labor ."}
{"id":"het_1726","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The statistician attended the dance stag . He didn't have any data ."}
{"id":"het_1727","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Why can't women put the toilet seat back up ?"}
{"id":"het_1728","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Old white blood cells lymph around the body ."}
{"id":"het_1729","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Happy Halloween ! Tom said gravely ."}
{"id":"het_1730","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The weekend reporter sailed through the newscasts while the anchor was aweigh ."}
{"id":"het_1731","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A cannibal's favourite game is'swallow the leader'."}
{"id":"het_1732","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Kings sometimes found that uprisings were a peasant surprise ."}
{"id":"het_1733","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Avoid the pleasure which will bite tomorrow ."}
{"id":"het_1734","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I felt sick after I ate the scallopini . I didn't veal well at all ."}
{"id":"het_1735","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'll take that , said Tom appropriately ."}
{"id":"het_1736","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears ."}
{"id":"het_1737","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When Plato discovered he was out of food , he decided to go shop at the stoa ."}
{"id":"het_1738","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She became a lifeguard at the beach and kept the buoys in line ."}
{"id":"het_1739","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Q : What can a goose do , a duck can't , and a lawyer should ? A : Stick his bill up his ass"}
{"id":"het_1740","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I have to fix the car , \" said Tom mechanically ."}
{"id":"het_1741","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"You don't get nothing for nothing ."}
{"id":"het_1742","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Church disputes can be settled with canons ."}
{"id":"het_1743","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Homer . I am a realter ."}
{"id":"het_1744","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" What are these berries ? \" Tom rasped ."}
{"id":"het_1745","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Hugh . I'm a painter ."}
{"id":"het_1746","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Conscience is a faults alarm ."}
{"id":"het_1747","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet ."}
{"id":"het_1748","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Idle hands are the devil's playthings ."}
{"id":"het_1749","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"There was a dentist who was convicted of incisor trading ."}
{"id":"het_1750","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"A hermit drove to town and was charged with recluse driving ."}
{"id":"het_1751","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"You lamb ! said Tom sheepishly ."}
{"id":"het_1752","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I'm here - with a gift ! said Tom presently ."}
{"id":"het_1753","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"If it ain't broke , don't fix it ."}
{"id":"het_1754","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I love the novels of D . H . Lawrence , said the lady chattily ."}
{"id":"het_1755","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The mime wanted to say something , but he wasn't aloud ."}
{"id":"het_1756","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Some foolish people gain by experience many perils of wisdom ."}
{"id":"het_1757","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"I am Bullwinkle of Borg . Prepare to be pulled out of my hat ."}
{"id":"het_1758","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Of course I have backup tapes ! Do you want last years ?"}
{"id":"het_1759","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"There are none so blind as they who do not want to see ."}
{"id":"het_1760","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"My name is Derek . I'm in the oil rig business ."}
{"id":"het_1761","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The gardener brought his hoes ."}
{"id":"het_1762","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"To become a pilot requires a good altitude ."}
{"id":"het_1763","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Treat yourself to one of our Sundays ."}
{"id":"het_1764","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"Life is short , eat dessert first ."}
{"id":"het_1765","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Hospitals that buy in bulk get a valium discount ."}
{"id":"het_1766","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I need a pencil sharpener , \" said Tom bluntly ."}
{"id":"het_1767","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"To crack open the walnuts , several officers foolishly pounded them with hand grenades , scattering the colonels everywhere ."}
{"id":"het_1768","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Herb gardeners who work extra get thyme and a half ."}
{"id":"het_1769","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"These are my parents , said Einstein relatively"}
{"id":"het_1770","label":0,"type":"heterographic","text":"While the grass grows the steed starves ."}
{"id":"het_1771","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The size a dieter would like to get to is the sighs of relief ."}
{"id":"het_1772","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"Naughtily , Tom said nothing ."}
{"id":"het_1773","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"She was only a Carpenter's daughter , but you should have seen her circular sores !"}
{"id":"het_1774","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"In a billiard hall life can be pretty rough at the wrong end of the queue ."}
{"id":"het_1775","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The pirates buried their treasure in the twinkling of an aye ."}
{"id":"het_1776","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"The family of bears posing for their family portrait experienced a true Kodiak moment ."}
{"id":"het_1777","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"' Come see my fishpond', she said coyly ."}
{"id":"het_1778","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"When the goat ate a Scrabble set , the letters came out in alphabetical ordure ."}
{"id":"het_1779","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"I wonder how much an anagram weighs ?"}
{"id":"het_1780","label":1,"type":"heterographic","text":"\" I don't like this Chardonnay , \" Tom whined ."}
{"id":"hom_1","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"They hid from the gunman in a sauna where they could sweat it out ."}
{"id":"hom_2","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Wal - Mart isn't the only saving place !"}
{"id":"hom_3","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Can honeybee abuse lead to a sting operation ?"}
{"id":"hom_4","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A ditch digger was entrenched in his career ."}
{"id":"hom_5","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Blacksmith's daughter , but she knew how to forge ahead ."}
{"id":"hom_6","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"86 of Borg : You will be assimilated . Would you believe , stood close to ?"}
{"id":"hom_7","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Did you hear about the new pinata ? It's a huge hit ."}
{"id":"hom_8","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A bank manager who was also a high jumper spent most of his time in the vault ."}
{"id":"hom_9","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A discussion of digging a new mine shaft was too deep for him ."}
{"id":"hom_10","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was suspected of stealing a brooch but they couldn't pin it on her ."}
{"id":"hom_11","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Once ice cream was invented the problem was licked ."}
{"id":"hom_12","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Precepts teach , examples move ."}
{"id":"hom_13","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Diligent youth makes easy age ."}
{"id":"hom_14","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" There's room for one more , \" Tom admitted ."}
{"id":"hom_15","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"They threw a party for the inventor of the toaster . And he was toasted ."}
{"id":"hom_16","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you're a gardener you might call yourself a'plant manager'."}
{"id":"hom_17","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You have two choices for dinner : Take it or Leave it ."}
{"id":"hom_18","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My advanced geometry class is full of squares ."}
{"id":"hom_19","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Jesus changes grave situations . Happy Easter ."}
{"id":"hom_20","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I got angry when my cell phone battery died . My counselor suggested I find an outlet ."}
{"id":"hom_21","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A cowboy who was also an artist could draw fast ."}
{"id":"hom_22","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" Angel dust ? Me ? Never touch it ! \" Tom snorted ."}
{"id":"hom_23","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The fire chief was always asked burning questions ."}
{"id":"hom_24","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD MECHANICS never die they just retire"}
{"id":"hom_25","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some diets cause a gut reaction ."}
{"id":"hom_26","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out , it could spell disaster ."}
{"id":"hom_27","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD BUNGEE JUMPERS sometimes die but they can still bounce back"}
{"id":"hom_28","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The gunman took a shot at new opportunities ."}
{"id":"hom_29","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Sandy , I just hang around the beach ."}
{"id":"hom_30","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I've struck oil ! Tom gushed ."}
{"id":"hom_31","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Getting rid of your boat for another could cause a whole raft of problems ."}
{"id":"hom_32","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I've met zucchini with more potential ."}
{"id":"hom_33","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is John . I'm a plumber"}
{"id":"hom_34","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" Pretend we were in the days before railways , \" Tom coached ."}
{"id":"hom_35","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Stick em up ! < BANG > Okay . . . . DON'T stick em'up !"}
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{"id":"hom_38","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD STATISTICIANS never die , they just get broken down by age , sex and marital status ."}
{"id":"hom_39","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage ? It was wrong on so many levels ."}
{"id":"hom_40","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Time is money ."}
{"id":"hom_41","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space ."}
{"id":"hom_42","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A wise man changes his mind , but a fool never does ."}
{"id":"hom_43","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Luggage salespeople have to make a good case for you to buy ."}
{"id":"hom_44","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A kettle on the stove was singing'Home on the Range'."}
{"id":"hom_45","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Musical mechanics always sing in parts ."}
{"id":"hom_46","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Hubble wanted to bring the idea into better focus ."}
{"id":"hom_47","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The decision to begin construction on the Empire State Building was a groundbreaking historical event ."}
{"id":"hom_48","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD QUILTERS never die , they just go under cover ."}
{"id":"hom_49","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Discretion is the better part of valor ."}
{"id":"hom_50","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When cannibals ate a missionary they got a taste of religion ."}
{"id":"hom_51","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD GUITARISTS never die , they just fret their lives away"}
{"id":"hom_52","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"One evening King Arthur's men discovered Sir Lancelot's moonshine whiskey operation and shattered the still of the knight ."}
{"id":"hom_53","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He stole an invention and then told patent lies ."}
{"id":"hom_54","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Better to be alone than in bad company ."}
{"id":"hom_55","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I made a batch of fish eye soup , it should see me through the week ."}
{"id":"hom_56","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Elvis Stamps : Where will your mail be spotted next ?"}
{"id":"hom_57","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It's easy to be wise after the event ."}
{"id":"hom_58","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When he kicked the invoice , it didn't mean he wanted to foot the bill ."}
{"id":"hom_59","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A big enough hammer can usually fix anything ."}
{"id":"hom_60","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Even though the well was a mystery to her , she didn't want to get to the bottom of it ."}
{"id":"hom_61","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old math teachers never die , they just become irrational ."}
{"id":"hom_62","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Careless stair dancers are heading for a heavy landing ."}
{"id":"hom_63","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD LOGICIANS never die , they just vacate the premises ."}
{"id":"hom_64","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Why do those that pay the least complain the most ?"}
{"id":"hom_65","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If all appears to go well , you missed something . . ."}
{"id":"hom_66","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Riker to Holodeck : \" Woman , 23 , hot . \""}
{"id":"hom_67","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Lawyers have to like alcohol because they're always being called to the bar ."}
{"id":"hom_68","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon , toast and juice ."}
{"id":"hom_69","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Baseball players are expected to perform well right off the bat ."}
{"id":"hom_70","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Vines are extremely short - tempered . They snap at the slightest wind ."}
{"id":"hom_71","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The man brought an umbrella with him into the ice cream store because he heard there was a chance of sprinkles ."}
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{"id":"hom_73","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Bring me a rubber band and make it snappy !"}
{"id":"hom_74","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An electric company is always looking for high energy employees ."}
{"id":"hom_75","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When a thief stole several volumes from the library he was quickly booked ."}
{"id":"hom_76","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The inept mathematician couldn't count on his friends ."}
{"id":"hom_77","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The phone call interrupted my nap , and I never did get the rest ."}
{"id":"hom_78","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When potato chips don't sell fast enough , the maker knows it will soon be crunch time ."}
{"id":"hom_79","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Misfortunes never come singly ."}
{"id":"hom_80","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Save the whales , spouted Tom ."}
{"id":"hom_81","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD HIKERS never die they just get the boot ."}
{"id":"hom_82","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Come in for a free makeover this Sunday"}
{"id":"hom_83","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Superglue ! Tom rejoined ."}
{"id":"hom_84","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"96 . 37 % of all statistics are useless . ."}
{"id":"hom_85","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Admitting a mistake : \" Like the orthopedist's patient , I stand corrected . \""}
{"id":"hom_86","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"For every 45 I collected , I would write down the song and the artist so I could keep records ."}
{"id":"hom_87","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" There , there , \" was Tom's pat answer ."}
{"id":"hom_88","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A contest held by fire fighters is called a'match'."}
{"id":"hom_89","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Willful waste makes woeful want ."}
{"id":"hom_90","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"No one chills out in the fires of hell ."}
{"id":"hom_91","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A lot of trees were dying , but they needed to figure out the root of the problem ."}
{"id":"hom_92","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PILOTS never die , they just get more turbulent ."}
{"id":"hom_93","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A guy became so good with a chainsaw that he was promoted to branch manager ."}
{"id":"hom_94","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse ."}
{"id":"hom_95","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm NOT \" white , \" I'm \" melanin - challenged . \""}
{"id":"hom_96","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't argue with a bomb inventor - he might blow up at you ."}
{"id":"hom_97","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Don\u2019t let adversity get you down unless you are on your knees"}
{"id":"hom_98","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Wrestler's daughter , but you oughtta see her box . ."}
{"id":"hom_99","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD DOOR FRAMERS never die , they just become unhinged ."}
{"id":"hom_100","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I was against the construction of tennis courts in the park as I thought they would cause too much racket ."}
{"id":"hom_101","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"One swallow does not make a summer ."}
{"id":"hom_102","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The ignorant always adore what they cannot understand ."}
{"id":"hom_103","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm dying , Tom croaked ."}
{"id":"hom_104","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"In a recession , the most secure job is garbage - man . Business is always picking up ."}
{"id":"hom_105","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Suicidal dyslexic jumps behind train - film at 11"}
{"id":"hom_106","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Wilbur Wright said he'd take a flier on it ."}
{"id":"hom_107","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A man brought his retriever to the vet for some tests and had to pay a lab fee ."}
{"id":"hom_108","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"They replaced the baseball with an orange to add zest to the game ."}
{"id":"hom_109","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you operate a drill press you have a boring job ."}
{"id":"hom_110","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Figure skaters don't like to be in a rut ."}
{"id":"hom_111","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Garbage in , garbage out ."}
{"id":"hom_112","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months ."}
{"id":"hom_113","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PRINTERS never die they're just not the type"}
{"id":"hom_114","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Cross river * THEN * insult alligator ."}
{"id":"hom_115","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A play , based on billiards , started right on cue ."}
{"id":"hom_116","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My father slept under the bed , I think he was a little potty ."}
{"id":"hom_117","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Is coffee your daily grind ?"}
{"id":"hom_118","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Backup not found : ( A ) bort ( R ) etry ( P ) anic"}
{"id":"hom_119","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some people find fire drills quite Alarming ."}
{"id":"hom_120","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old math profs never die , they just can't differentiate ."}
{"id":"hom_121","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A bad settlement is better than a good lawsuit ."}
{"id":"hom_122","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Little by little and bit by bit ."}
{"id":"hom_123","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Barking dogs seldom bite ."}
{"id":"hom_124","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The inventor of glass decided to see it through ."}
{"id":"hom_125","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive ."}
{"id":"hom_126","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Hell ! . . . I\u2019d forgotten about that !"}
{"id":"hom_127","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Pitcher's daughter , but you should have seen her curves ."}
{"id":"hom_128","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A baseball player can sell himself to a new team if he has a good pitch ."}
{"id":"hom_129","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Yes , you're right . Unfortunately , I don't really care ."}
{"id":"hom_130","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" Use your own toothbrush ! \" Tom bristled ."}
{"id":"hom_131","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"To err is human , to forgive is against my policy"}
{"id":"hom_132","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Bill . I run a collection agency"}
{"id":"hom_133","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD BAKERS never die , they just stop making lots of dough ."}
{"id":"hom_134","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Tonight's forecast : Dark , scattered light toward dawn ."}
{"id":"hom_135","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The couple grew fruit trees and lived to a ripe old age ."}
{"id":"hom_136","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The plumber had to quit his job because it was too much of a drain ."}
{"id":"hom_137","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Finding area is an integral part of calculus ."}
{"id":"hom_138","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you sing while playing baseball , you won't get a good pitch ."}
{"id":"hom_139","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PINEAPPLE GROWERS never die , they just get on the dole ."}
{"id":"hom_140","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some commands given by the army are specific , others are General ."}
{"id":"hom_141","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If a horse could predict the weather , it would probably say that the weather is stable ."}
{"id":"hom_142","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Weatherman \" s daughter , but she sure had a warm front ."}
{"id":"hom_143","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A drowning man will clutch at a straw ."}
{"id":"hom_144","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD LOCOMOTIVE ENGINEERS , never die , they just get derailed"}
{"id":"hom_145","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A doctor who became a bartender was always giving out shots !"}
{"id":"hom_146","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The grass is always greener on the other side ."}
{"id":"hom_147","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD STATISTICIANS never die , they just average out ."}
{"id":"hom_148","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A little boy fired his light - colored crayons because they wouldn't show up ."}
{"id":"hom_149","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"With certain cashiers , things are slow to register ."}
{"id":"hom_150","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD ELECTRICIANS never die they just lose contact ."}
{"id":"hom_151","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" Perhaps I will , \" said Tom with all his might ."}
{"id":"hom_152","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig . He was looking for new material ."}
{"id":"hom_153","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"- Call me a taxi . - OK , you're a taxi ."}
{"id":"hom_154","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Someone who sells old chess pieces is a pawn broker ."}
{"id":"hom_155","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If you want her to show emotion , cut up her credit cards ."}
{"id":"hom_156","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The model who joined the air force was a bombshell ."}
{"id":"hom_157","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PLUMBERS never die , they just pipe down ."}
{"id":"hom_158","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Better safe than sorry ."}
{"id":"hom_159","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects , but he did one on the fly ."}
{"id":"hom_160","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD STATISTICIANS never die , they just get mean ."}
{"id":"hom_161","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"We went to the owls convention and it was a real hoot ."}
{"id":"hom_162","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD GARDENERS never die they are just deflowered ."}
{"id":"hom_163","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"In the air duct installers union they have lots of opportunity to vent ."}
{"id":"hom_164","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He and his partner made knives , and they shared a cut ."}
{"id":"hom_165","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A baseball player was a thief . He was always trying to steal ."}
{"id":"hom_166","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"First deserve , then desire ."}
{"id":"hom_167","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The fault line had a splitting headache ."}
{"id":"hom_168","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You're so vain \/ I bet you think this tagline's about you"}
{"id":"hom_169","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD DIVERS never die , they just flop ."}
{"id":"hom_170","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"For a while , Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act , but he was just going through a stage ."}
{"id":"hom_171","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You know the tree by its fruit ."}
{"id":"hom_172","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD MINERS never die , they just lose their veins ."}
{"id":"hom_173","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Animals are slaughtered for meat at a tender age ."}
{"id":"hom_174","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I make the armour out of chain links , \" Tom replied by mail ."}
{"id":"hom_175","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He became an astronaut and had a blast ."}
{"id":"hom_176","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A perfect woman is one that is inflated to 40 psi ."}
{"id":"hom_177","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A janitor with a broom in hand swept her off her feet ."}
{"id":"hom_178","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt . Then it clicked ."}
{"id":"hom_179","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die , they just lose their focus ."}
{"id":"hom_180","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Ne'er cast a clout till May be out ."}
{"id":"hom_181","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The trapeze artist had to buy his own safety equipment . Every Friday he drew his net wages ."}
{"id":"hom_182","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Do not think that one enemy is insignificant , or that a thousand friends are too many ."}
{"id":"hom_183","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Dentists on death fill their last cavity ."}
{"id":"hom_184","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'd love to , but my bathroom tiles need grouting ."}
{"id":"hom_185","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Math class is full of drama . There are so many problems to work out ."}
{"id":"hom_186","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Her exam was on the human skeleton , so she decided to bone up ."}
{"id":"hom_187","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Once the pin is pulled , Mr . Grenade is no longer a friend . . ."}
{"id":"hom_188","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The first duck wouldn't go in the water . The other duck said \" What are you , chicken ? \" ."}
{"id":"hom_189","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"To golf at your favorite course may require a long drive ."}
{"id":"hom_190","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Any key will commence hard drive format . Continue ( y \/ n ) ?"}
{"id":"hom_191","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die , they just lose their identities ."}
{"id":"hom_192","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm not afraid of flying , I'm afraid of crashing ."}
{"id":"hom_193","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Catcher's daughter , but she had many balls bounce off her chin ."}
{"id":"hom_194","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Money talks ."}
{"id":"hom_195","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Jesus did the only extreme world makeover , the flood"}
{"id":"hom_196","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I took up teaching fencing as I wanted my students to get the point ."}
{"id":"hom_197","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Sign on an electrician's truck : Let us remove your shorts ."}
{"id":"hom_198","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I like marching songs , in any month ."}
{"id":"hom_199","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I couldn't believe there were 527 , 986 bees in the swarm ! \" Tom recounted ."}
{"id":"hom_200","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I'm sick ! I ought to be home in bed with a nurse . \""}
{"id":"hom_201","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Our Boy Scouts'knot - tying class went off without a hitch ."}
{"id":"hom_202","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I used to have a fear of hurdles , but I got over it ."}
{"id":"hom_203","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A group called the Balloons sings pop music ."}
{"id":"hom_204","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I have to check the score on this exam again , \" Tom remarked ."}
{"id":"hom_205","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The dogs bark but the caravan passes on ."}
{"id":"hom_206","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Gardener's daughter , but she knows all the rakes ."}
{"id":"hom_207","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A locksmith has to have a good Combination of skills ."}
{"id":"hom_208","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The teacher asked a question and the students were all up in arms ."}
{"id":"hom_209","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Real estate agent \" s daughter , but she gave a lot away ."}
{"id":"hom_210","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If you can't make it good , make it expensive ."}
{"id":"hom_211","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Little strokes fell great oaks ."}
{"id":"hom_212","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Faint heart never won fair lady ."}
{"id":"hom_213","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity ."}
{"id":"hom_214","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When you're wearing a watch on an airplane , time flies ."}
{"id":"hom_215","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all ."}
{"id":"hom_216","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A man's home is his castle ."}
{"id":"hom_217","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The mathematician worked at home because he only functioned in his domain ."}
{"id":"hom_218","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I couldn't stand to be without my legs ."}
{"id":"hom_219","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old bakers never die , they just keep making lots of dough ."}
{"id":"hom_220","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"In equations with square numbers I can never find the root of the problem ."}
{"id":"hom_221","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off ? He's all right now ."}
{"id":"hom_222","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Airline pilots make many friends in high places ."}
{"id":"hom_223","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD MOONSHINERS never die , they just keep still ."}
{"id":"hom_224","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"His business plan to manufacture scissors just didn't cut it ."}
{"id":"hom_225","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The carpenter was well - known for nailing his work ."}
{"id":"hom_226","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Salespeople selling security equipment like to see people get alarmed ."}
{"id":"hom_227","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Globetrotter's daughter , but she manages to get around ."}
{"id":"hom_228","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"We\u2019ve got children\u2019s church because we know how to kid around"}
{"id":"hom_229","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"What it boils down to is this : eggs taste good ."}
{"id":"hom_230","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Chuck , I'm a butcher ."}
{"id":"hom_231","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The pope , on his 2008 tour in the United States , skipped Mass ."}
{"id":"hom_232","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having ."}
{"id":"hom_233","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"There was a massive outcry against the plan to build a power line across a nature preserve . The public couldn't bear the tension ."}
{"id":"hom_234","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A tailor sometimes decides to suit himself ."}
{"id":"hom_235","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A woman who became queen considered it her crowning achievement ."}
{"id":"hom_236","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Even though Catholics in space are weightless , do they have mass ?"}
{"id":"hom_237","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PILOTS never die , they just buzz off ."}
{"id":"hom_238","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Convicts are committed people ."}
{"id":"hom_239","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"sophisticated , adj . deprived of its native simplicity ."}
{"id":"hom_240","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Emmy , I'm a T . V . star"}
{"id":"hom_241","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The Procrastinators Anonymous meeting has been delayed until next Wednesday"}
{"id":"hom_242","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves ."}
{"id":"hom_243","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A new type of broom came out , it is sweeping the nation ."}
{"id":"hom_244","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Behind every great computer lies . . . a mess of wires !"}
{"id":"hom_245","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD TREE SURGEONS never die , they are just uprooted ."}
{"id":"hom_246","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Pills with long names can be quite a mouthful ."}
{"id":"hom_247","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Brooks . I'm an irrrigation consultant"}
{"id":"hom_248","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"In zen skiing , you learn to become one with the snow ."}
{"id":"hom_249","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Missing the wood for the trees ."}
{"id":"hom_250","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A lingerie thief gave a police officer the slip ."}
{"id":"hom_251","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply ."}
{"id":"hom_252","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The more you stroke the cat's tail , the more he raises his back ."}
{"id":"hom_253","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Are you a Klingon , or is that a turtle on your head ?"}
{"id":"hom_254","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The race dogs got a bad case of the fleas - they had to be scratched ."}
{"id":"hom_255","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer ."}
{"id":"hom_256","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Wade and I'm in swimming pool maintenance ."}
{"id":"hom_257","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned ."}
{"id":"hom_258","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An astronaut who fails on a weightlessness experiment must be aware of the gravity of the situation ."}
{"id":"hom_259","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The weatherman who forecasted snow in July was a bit of a flake ."}
{"id":"hom_260","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two brothers collaborated on haunted stories , but one was a ghost writer ."}
{"id":"hom_261","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"They built a tree house together but then had a falling out ."}
{"id":"hom_262","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm a sap for tree jokes ."}
{"id":"hom_263","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Eschew Obfuscation !"}
{"id":"hom_264","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Monday is a hard way to spend 1 \/ 7 of your life ."}
{"id":"hom_265","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD COWBOYS never die , they just get the boot ."}
{"id":"hom_266","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Cowboys in a rodeo can be sure to get a few bucks ."}
{"id":"hom_267","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PRINCIPALS never die they just lose their faculties ."}
{"id":"hom_268","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Never lie to an x - ray technician . They can see right through you ."}
{"id":"hom_269","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He bought a rope factory to tie into his empire ."}
{"id":"hom_270","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He took a nail to the volleyball game because he wanted to spike it ."}
{"id":"hom_271","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There's no fool like an old fool ."}
{"id":"hom_272","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Pharmacists find their work to be very encapsulating ."}
{"id":"hom_273","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD KEY PUNCH OPERATORS never die they just punch out ."}
{"id":"hom_274","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A basketball player couldn't control his saliva but he could sure dribble ."}
{"id":"hom_275","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"STICK \\'stik \\ n . 1 : A somewhat nonfunctional boomerang ."}
{"id":"hom_276","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you work in a forestry company you will probably have to log your time ."}
{"id":"hom_277","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD GOLFERS never die they just putter away ."}
{"id":"hom_278","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A job circumcising elephants isn't so bad . The base salary is small but the tips are big ."}
{"id":"hom_279","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A man giving a speech by candle - light can wax eloquent ."}
{"id":"hom_280","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Working hard to become roadkill on the Infobahn ."}
{"id":"hom_281","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I never have understood how you're supposed to hit anything with a bat . . . . . it keeps flying away ."}
{"id":"hom_282","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" How long will I have to wait for a table ? \" asked Tom without reservation ."}
{"id":"hom_283","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The designer wondered why his pirate room wasn't perfect , and the judge told him he went a little overboard ."}
{"id":"hom_284","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" Consult an investment broker , \" was Tom's stock answer ."}
{"id":"hom_285","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If there's one person you don't want to interrupt in the middle of a sentence it's a judge ."}
{"id":"hom_286","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops ."}
{"id":"hom_287","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Sly . I'm a detective ."}
{"id":"hom_288","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some people really enjoy blowing air out of their lungs - I'm not a fan myself ."}
{"id":"hom_289","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An old spice wholesaler is a seasoned veteran ."}
{"id":"hom_290","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"All women are automatically born with a shopping disorder"}
{"id":"hom_291","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Talk of the devil and he's sure to appear ."}
{"id":"hom_292","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If an animal looses its tail it should shop at a retail store ."}
{"id":"hom_293","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you go for a job interview at a rubber stamp company try to make a good impression ."}
{"id":"hom_294","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD BLASTING TECHNICIANS never die , they just lose their spark ."}
{"id":"hom_295","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Love me tender \/ love me sweet \/ push me out at 12 , 000 ft"}
{"id":"hom_296","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds ."}
{"id":"hom_297","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"\" Graphic Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment . \""}
{"id":"hom_298","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A mechanic who was also a musician was good at tuning things ."}
{"id":"hom_299","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"More haste , less speed ."}
{"id":"hom_300","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A gambling gardener usually hedges his bets ."}
{"id":"hom_301","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I watched a movie about a baby hen , it was a real chick flick ."}
{"id":"hom_302","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Copper wire was invented by lawyers arguing over a penny ."}
{"id":"hom_303","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"How does a card player party ? They shuffle ."}
{"id":"hom_304","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I noticed that the sun was out , and nobody had bothered to relight it ."}
{"id":"hom_305","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If a town's people have low IQs is the population dense ?"}
{"id":"hom_306","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I was talking during sex and my girlfriend hung up ."}
{"id":"hom_307","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You are an example of why some animals eat their young ."}
{"id":"hom_308","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Doctor , Doctor , you've got to help me . I think I'm a kleptomaniac . - Don't worry . I think there's something you can take for that . Next ."}
{"id":"hom_309","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Practice makes perfect ."}
{"id":"hom_310","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Fruit vender's daughter , but , oh , what a peach ."}
{"id":"hom_311","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Cometh the hour cometh the man ."}
{"id":"hom_312","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The Bagginses , they steals our taglines , precioussss . . . ."}
{"id":"hom_313","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old math profs never die - - they just use strange expressions ."}
{"id":"hom_314","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"and that , my leige , is how we know the Earth to be banana - shaped . . ."}
{"id":"hom_315","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A boating accident between the yacht , Red Dawn , and the schooner , Blue Lagoon , left the survivors marooned ."}
{"id":"hom_316","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Junior loved being a member of the wrestling team even though he was prone to lose ."}
{"id":"hom_317","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The waiter was shocked when I asked for my salad to be served naked . I explained , no dressing please ."}
{"id":"hom_318","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I suspected our new house guest was a terrorist . He asked to sleep on a blow up mattress ."}
{"id":"hom_319","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Trophy shops often will give customers floss with their purchase to eliminate plaque problems ."}
{"id":"hom_320","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Scientists have created a flea from scratch ."}
{"id":"hom_321","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Seek water in the sea ."}
{"id":"hom_322","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD BOTANISTS never die , they're just deflowered ."}
{"id":"hom_323","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The plot to his story of the pond was quite shallow ."}
{"id":"hom_324","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you sight a whale , it could be a fluke ."}
{"id":"hom_325","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A person who would make a banking joke is of no account ."}
{"id":"hom_326","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Lose nothing for want of asking ."}
{"id":"hom_327","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He bought a plate with four corners so he could have a square meal ."}
{"id":"hom_328","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I didn't look at all ! \" Tom peeped ."}
{"id":"hom_329","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Melody . A Musician"}
{"id":"hom_330","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two companies that made shoelaces had common ties ."}
{"id":"hom_331","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The younger brother the better gentleman ."}
{"id":"hom_332","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"New religion ? I haven't used up the old one , yet !"}
{"id":"hom_333","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Why is the word abbreviation so long ?"}
{"id":"hom_334","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Why was the car embarrassed ? Because it had gas !"}
{"id":"hom_335","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"God works in mysterious ways ."}
{"id":"hom_336","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"An egotist is a person who is more interested in himself than in me ."}
{"id":"hom_337","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Three can keep a secret , if two of them are dead ."}
{"id":"hom_338","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania ."}
{"id":"hom_339","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Doctor , Doctor , my hair is coming out . What can you give me to keep it in ? - A cigar box . Next ."}
{"id":"hom_340","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Once a thief always a thief ."}
{"id":"hom_341","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD FLORISTS never die , they just make alternative arrangements ."}
{"id":"hom_342","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When entering a funeral home , remember to stay alert and always look alive !"}
{"id":"hom_343","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Loose lips sink ships ."}
{"id":"hom_344","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Taxidermists really know their stuff ."}
{"id":"hom_345","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two blackberries met . They were both in a jam ."}
{"id":"hom_346","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches ."}
{"id":"hom_347","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Behind every man , there's a woman with nothing to wear ."}
{"id":"hom_348","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My boyfriend and I started to date after he backed his car into mine . We met by accident ."}
{"id":"hom_349","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some burglars are always looking for windows of opportunity ."}
{"id":"hom_350","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PILOTS never die they just go to a higher plane ."}
{"id":"hom_351","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Beer : So much more than a breakfast drink ."}
{"id":"hom_352","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I am not 40 , I'm 18 with 22 years experience"}
{"id":"hom_353","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Dry cleaners are often pressed for time ."}
{"id":"hom_354","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Cousteau was submerged in his work ."}
{"id":"hom_355","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I went to the store to buy some soup but they were out of stock ."}
{"id":"hom_356","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Sports are refereed by people of many stripes ."}
{"id":"hom_357","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My new expensive vacuum cleaner really sucked ."}
{"id":"hom_358","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A restaurant owner gave his cooks a stirring speech ."}
{"id":"hom_359","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I travel all over America , Tom stated ."}
{"id":"hom_360","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PYROMANIACS never die , they just lose their spark"}
{"id":"hom_361","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The Easter story is not a dead issue ."}
{"id":"hom_362","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Be true to your teeth , or they will be false to you ."}
{"id":"hom_363","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Don\u2019t let your footprints in the sands of time be the mark of a heel"}
{"id":"hom_364","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Five brothers wanted to buy a horse , so they all had to pony up ."}
{"id":"hom_365","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He couldn't decide whether to accept a job in mattress sales so he decided to sleep on it ."}
{"id":"hom_366","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the plums dry on your tree , it's time to prune ."}
{"id":"hom_367","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness ."}
{"id":"hom_368","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The dentist's favourite shopping centre was'The Gap'."}
{"id":"hom_369","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Before he was hired as a short order cook they grilled him ."}
{"id":"hom_370","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"( a ) Fast , ( b ) Reliable , ( c ) Inexpensive - Pick Two ."}
{"id":"hom_371","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Business at the candle factory tapered off after the holidays ."}
{"id":"hom_372","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Take all things as they come and be content ."}
{"id":"hom_373","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The golfer guessed that his ball landed 20 feet off the fairway . Of course , that was just a rough estimate ."}
{"id":"hom_374","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Pencil sharpeners have a tough life - they live off tips ."}
{"id":"hom_375","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two referees went head to head because they had a score to settle ."}
{"id":"hom_376","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There is no time like the present ."}
{"id":"hom_377","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There is danger in delay ."}
{"id":"hom_378","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny ."}
{"id":"hom_379","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Procrastination Day Has Been Postponed !"}
{"id":"hom_380","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"In an office : Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken ."}
{"id":"hom_381","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD GOLFERS never die , they just lose their drive ."}
{"id":"hom_382","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When it was lumpy he had a beef with his gravy ."}
{"id":"hom_383","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A pop singer bought a new house for a song ."}
{"id":"hom_384","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There are as good fish in the sea as ever were caught ."}
{"id":"hom_385","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"50 percent of something is better than one hundred percent of nothing ."}
{"id":"hom_386","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two florists got married . It was an arranged marriage ."}
{"id":"hom_387","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD GEOMETRY TEACHERS never die , they just go off on a tangent ."}
{"id":"hom_388","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The photograph that I took of the sandstorm turned out grainy ."}
{"id":"hom_389","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The owner of the hair salon had to make cuts on his staff ."}
{"id":"hom_390","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"One palm tree said to another'let's have a date . '"}
{"id":"hom_391","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"It's a fact , taller people sleep longer in bed ."}
{"id":"hom_392","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Nobel got a big bang out of it ."}
{"id":"hom_393","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Those working in tissue research and testing are always blowing it ."}
{"id":"hom_394","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"For the office drunk : He generally found him loaded with work to do ."}
{"id":"hom_395","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Doctor , Doctor , what would you take for this cold ? - Make me an offer . Next ."}
{"id":"hom_396","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An undertaker can be one of your best friends , he is always the last one to let you down ."}
{"id":"hom_397","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Labor Day is a good time to stop and reflect on the august events the the preceding month ."}
{"id":"hom_398","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The show must go on ."}
{"id":"hom_399","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two pencils decided to have a race . The outcome was a draw ."}
{"id":"hom_400","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" Waiter , there's a fly in my soup ! \" \" Force of habit , sir , the chef used to be a tailor ."}
{"id":"hom_401","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"You know what happens after you miss math class ? It starts adding up ."}
{"id":"hom_402","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I crossed a cell phone with a skunk , and now the service stinks ."}
{"id":"hom_403","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I hear the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start ."}
{"id":"hom_404","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I wanted to bring a penguin home but my parents said that wasn't going to fly ."}
{"id":"hom_405","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He collects mouthwash bottles , and they're all in mint condition ."}
{"id":"hom_406","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Early nuclear experimenters discovered an element of surprise ."}
{"id":"hom_407","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Multitasking = screwing up several things at once ."}
{"id":"hom_408","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"After Junior swallowed the watch he had to wait to pass the time ."}
{"id":"hom_409","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD AUTO MECHANICS never die , they just become exhausted ."}
{"id":"hom_410","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If all goes well , you've overlooked something !"}
{"id":"hom_411","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two companies that manufactured rulers decided to align ."}
{"id":"hom_412","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Waiter , there are pennies in my soup ! \" Well , sir , you said you'd stop eating here if there wasn't some change in the food . \" *"}
{"id":"hom_413","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Hope for the best , but prepare for the worst ."}
{"id":"hom_414","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I tried to pack myself in a suitcase . I could hardly contain myself ."}
{"id":"hom_415","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Leo . A lion trainer ."}
{"id":"hom_416","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The river crested when a factory spilled toothpaste into it ."}
{"id":"hom_417","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When video arcades switched to a system of tokens , there was no quarter asked or given ."}
{"id":"hom_418","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The Alpine Skiing competition started poorly and went downhill from there ."}
{"id":"hom_419","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Deep calls to deep ."}
{"id":"hom_420","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A young man married is a young man marred ."}
{"id":"hom_421","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A gardening store owner who often called long distance for importing realized that talk and dirt aren't necessarily cheap ."}
{"id":"hom_422","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range , you won't know what you're missing ."}
{"id":"hom_423","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When a letter carrier became a hero they called him a deliverer ."}
{"id":"hom_424","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I've run out of wool , \" said Tom , knitting his brow ."}
{"id":"hom_425","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Lunatic asylum : where optimism most flourishes ."}
{"id":"hom_426","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Librarians are always going by the book ."}
{"id":"hom_427","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Cross the stream where it is shallowest ."}
{"id":"hom_428","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The prospector didn't think his career would pan out ."}
{"id":"hom_429","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"To write with a broken pencil is pointless ."}
{"id":"hom_430","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The ice at the rink has many ruts . I think the maintenance crew is slipping up ."}
{"id":"hom_431","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"There was a contest on a slippery rock slope . I won in a landslide ."}
{"id":"hom_432","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Doctor , doctor , I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards . - I'll deal with you later . Next !"}
{"id":"hom_433","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD FARMERS never die , they just turn into vegetables ."}
{"id":"hom_434","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When a priest makes a mistake in church it's a clerical error ."}
{"id":"hom_435","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":". . . So simple a child could do it ? Go find me a child !"}
{"id":"hom_436","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"What you sow is what you reap ."}
{"id":"hom_437","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"In the old days a suspended sentence was hanging ."}
{"id":"hom_438","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The first time I got hold of a hang glider I had to wing it ."}
{"id":"hom_439","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Curiosity killed the cat ."}
{"id":"hom_440","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago ."}
{"id":"hom_441","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD DEANS never die they just lose their faculties ."}
{"id":"hom_442","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Show me a baker who is on a roll and I'll show you someone sitting on a bun ."}
{"id":"hom_443","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD ELECTRICIANS never die , they just lose their potential ."}
{"id":"hom_444","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Success comes in cans , failure comes in cant\u2019s"}
{"id":"hom_445","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak ."}
{"id":"hom_446","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Junkie's daughter but her crack was the best in town ."}
{"id":"hom_447","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I know road rage is an awful thing but when someone bumped my car I just couldn't help it . I got out my camera and snapped at the offender ."}
{"id":"hom_448","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The worth of a thing is what it will bring ."}
{"id":"hom_449","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Cattleman's daughter , but she couldn't keep her calves together ."}
{"id":"hom_450","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Dogs wags their tails , not as much to you as to your bread ."}
{"id":"hom_451","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I tried hard to get into vexillology , but , in the end , had to flag it away ."}
{"id":"hom_452","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An archaeologist's career ended in ruins ."}
{"id":"hom_453","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Any given program , once running , is obsolete ."}
{"id":"hom_454","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PRESIDENTS never die , they just go through their cabinets"}
{"id":"hom_455","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Who has not served cannot command ."}
{"id":"hom_456","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"SYSOP \\'sis \u00e4p \\ n : the person laughing as you type"}
{"id":"hom_457","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I've spotted more blackbirds than you have , Tom crowed ."}
{"id":"hom_458","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD TYPISTS never die , they just lose their justification ."}
{"id":"hom_459","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"No longer foster , no longer friend ."}
{"id":"hom_460","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't lend people money . It causes amnesia ."}
{"id":"hom_461","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"That government is best which governs least ."}
{"id":"hom_462","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I'll glue the sheets of wood back together , Tom replied ."}
{"id":"hom_463","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old lumberjacks never die , they just pine away ."}
{"id":"hom_464","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Early stone tools had many problems that were eventually ironed out ."}
{"id":"hom_465","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Empty vessels make the most sound ."}
{"id":"hom_466","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"To test a man's character , give him power ."}
{"id":"hom_467","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He was facinated by his new welding job . It was riveting ."}
{"id":"hom_468","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Bridge tolls have increased significantly over a 5 year span ."}
{"id":"hom_469","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up ."}
{"id":"hom_470","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Those who polish cars so that they shine work in a buffer zone ."}
{"id":"hom_471","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"One rotten apple will spoil the whole barrel ."}
{"id":"hom_472","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"None of you exist . The sysop types it all in . . ."}
{"id":"hom_473","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Did you see guys that Bob the ventriloquist hangs out with ? They're nothing special , just a bunch of dummies ."}
{"id":"hom_474","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"One secret of success is to know how to deny yourself and other people ."}
{"id":"hom_475","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"One scabbed sheep mars the whole flock ."}
{"id":"hom_476","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool , than to open your mouth and remove all doubt ."}
{"id":"hom_477","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake ."}
{"id":"hom_478","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention ."}
{"id":"hom_479","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When you give to god , you always get back change"}
{"id":"hom_480","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm not paranoid ! Which of my enemies told you this ?"}
{"id":"hom_481","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I was going to buy some loose tea , but the price was too steep ."}
{"id":"hom_482","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The sergeant drank whiskey in order to be fortified in his position ."}
{"id":"hom_483","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD COUPON CLIPPERS never die , they just expire ."}
{"id":"hom_484","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Oh sure ! But what's the speed of dark ?"}
{"id":"hom_485","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Electrician's daughter , but she certainly had good connections ."}
{"id":"hom_486","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative ."}
{"id":"hom_487","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the woman got paid for being in a study at the sleep clinic , she said it was her dream job ."}
{"id":"hom_488","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A carpenter sat on his drill and was bored to tears ."}
{"id":"hom_489","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A civil question deserves a civil answer ."}
{"id":"hom_490","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A library should have several floors because it is a multi story building ."}
{"id":"hom_491","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"We don\u2019t read palms ; we wave them ."}
{"id":"hom_492","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Once a drunkard always a drunkard ."}
{"id":"hom_493","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two cooks disagreed but decided to hash it over ."}
{"id":"hom_494","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Hire teenagers while they still know everything ."}
{"id":"hom_495","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The tongue weighs very little , but few people can hold it ."}
{"id":"hom_496","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She's a composer who has scores of works to her credit ."}
{"id":"hom_497","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When he fell in the wet concrete he left a bad impression ."}
{"id":"hom_498","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Herb . I'm a cook ."}
{"id":"hom_499","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Who lives by hope will die of hunger ."}
{"id":"hom_500","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"There was a report of shots fired in a local bar . The police don't know what triggered the commotion ."}
{"id":"hom_501","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Take things as you find them ."}
{"id":"hom_502","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A goat that ate office supplies was on a staple diet ."}
{"id":"hom_503","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the wino suspected his muscatel was watered down , he needed more proof ."}
{"id":"hom_504","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase , but I wouldn't count on it ."}
{"id":"hom_505","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Illusionists always find themselves in tricky situations ."}
{"id":"hom_506","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The orange squeezer was invented with some juicy information ."}
{"id":"hom_507","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The first chapter of fools is to think themselves wise ."}
{"id":"hom_508","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD NITPICKERS never die , they just feel lousy ."}
{"id":"hom_509","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Comedians , the biggest joke going ."}
{"id":"hom_510","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm ! A ! Graduate ! Of ! The ! Bill ! Shatner ! Acting ! School !"}
{"id":"hom_511","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Why didn't the little boy ask the flight attendant for a snack ? He didn't have the nuts ."}
{"id":"hom_512","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Why did the agricultural presentation go so smoothly ? They planted questions ."}
{"id":"hom_513","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang , but eventually it came back to me ."}
{"id":"hom_514","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD FORGERS never die , they just leave no trace ."}
{"id":"hom_515","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Speed doesn't kill . Stopping very fast kills ."}
{"id":"hom_516","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When buying a battery you should never have to charge it ."}
{"id":"hom_517","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If you want a thing done right , do it yourself ."}
{"id":"hom_518","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Hey , is this yours ? Your dog left it on my lawn . . ."}
{"id":"hom_519","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Fretting cares make grey hairs ."}
{"id":"hom_520","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD WRESTLERS never die they just lose their grip ."}
{"id":"hom_521","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"\" Bother , \" said Pooh , as he torched the forest . . . . ."}
{"id":"hom_522","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"In the office she was frantically looking for her false nails only to discover she had filed them away ."}
{"id":"hom_523","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"He is my friend who grinds at my mill ."}
{"id":"hom_524","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD TEACHERS never die they just lose their class ."}
{"id":"hom_525","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Gunpowder was invented in a flash ."}
{"id":"hom_526","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The frog went unnoticed in the milkshake because it blended so well ."}
{"id":"hom_527","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Sign in an electrician's shop :'We will refuse you . '"}
{"id":"hom_528","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Do not add oil to the fire ."}
{"id":"hom_529","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Low carb diets really go against the grain ."}
{"id":"hom_530","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Laugh and the world laughs with you , cry and you cry alone ."}
{"id":"hom_531","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A wig van blew up on the motorway - police are combing the area ."}
{"id":"hom_532","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Vegetarian : Indian word for lousy hunter ! ! !"}
{"id":"hom_533","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs ."}
{"id":"hom_534","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Sandy . I'm a lifeguard ."}
{"id":"hom_535","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He had a difficult time bouncing back from his bungee cord accident ."}
{"id":"hom_536","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If ignorance is bliss , why aren't there more happy folks ?"}
{"id":"hom_537","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Love is blind ."}
{"id":"hom_538","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A tattle tale pig is a squealer ."}
{"id":"hom_539","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"SHIN : A device for finding furniture in the dark"}
{"id":"hom_540","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Bike sales go in cycles ."}
{"id":"hom_541","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Like father , like son ."}
{"id":"hom_542","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A waiter who played tennis was great at serving ."}
{"id":"hom_543","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An old professor who was never on time died and was called the late professor Brown ."}
{"id":"hom_544","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two cooks had a contest and the heat was on ."}
{"id":"hom_545","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When cave men got together they formed clubs ."}
{"id":"hom_546","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing . I have to say I saw it coming . The last time I was at his house all the signs were there ."}
{"id":"hom_547","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My skiing skills are really going downhill ."}
{"id":"hom_548","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Doctor , doctor , I keep thinking I'm a spoon . - Sit there and don't stir . Next ."}
{"id":"hom_549","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Baseball is known for its pitched battles ."}
{"id":"hom_550","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Reassembling the skeletons of prehistoric mammals can be a mammoth undertaking ."}
{"id":"hom_551","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Life's essentials : H O C N Ca P Cl K S Na Mg"}
{"id":"hom_552","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Math teachers have lots of problems ."}
{"id":"hom_553","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Graveyard workers really dig their jobs ."}
{"id":"hom_554","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm blind enough to look at the situation in the wrong fashion , so I changed my clothes ."}
{"id":"hom_555","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Before he sold Christmas trees , he got himself spruced up ."}
{"id":"hom_556","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die , they just lose their kick ."}
{"id":"hom_557","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Golfers hate cake because they might get a slice ."}
{"id":"hom_558","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Her decision to take up rock climbing was precipitous to say the least ."}
{"id":"hom_559","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Ray . I'm a roentgenologist ."}
{"id":"hom_560","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"He gives twice who gives in a trice ."}
{"id":"hom_561","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn ."}
{"id":"hom_562","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There is no smoke without fire ."}
{"id":"hom_563","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If pride goes before a fall , humility should arrive by that winter"}
{"id":"hom_564","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Put a beggar on horseback and he'll ride it to death ."}
{"id":"hom_565","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The psychiatrist told the genie his emotions were all bottled up ."}
{"id":"hom_566","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"After they had it out in the boxing ring , they called it square ."}
{"id":"hom_567","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Send $ 20 and I will double your IQ or no money back"}
{"id":"hom_568","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He who lends to the poor gets interest from god"}
{"id":"hom_569","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Power corrupts , especially at the electric company ."}
{"id":"hom_570","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PSYCHIATRISTS never die , they just shrink away ."}
{"id":"hom_571","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A politician with a bad back needs lots of support ."}
{"id":"hom_572","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She had two different jobs as a chef which gave her a full plate ."}
{"id":"hom_573","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD MAGICIANS never die they just disappear ."}
{"id":"hom_574","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Conjoined twins aren't the only twins with special connections ."}
{"id":"hom_575","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged ."}
{"id":"hom_576","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD SHOEMAKERS never die , they are just given the boot ."}
{"id":"hom_577","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The first step to health is to know that we are sick ."}
{"id":"hom_578","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale ."}
{"id":"hom_579","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A baseball player joined the army and did the round of military bases ."}
{"id":"hom_580","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If word processing a presentation about guns - - be sure to know how to use bullets ."}
{"id":"hom_581","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD METEOROLOGISTS never die , they just get under the weather ."}
{"id":"hom_582","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A case of disappearing bison had police completely buffaloed ."}
{"id":"hom_583","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Ultimate office automation : networked coffee machines ."}
{"id":"hom_584","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Any golfer will tell you the gospel truth . Your next shot always depends on the lie ."}
{"id":"hom_585","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A rolling stone gathers no moss ."}
{"id":"hom_586","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A tatoo artist has designs on his clients ."}
{"id":"hom_587","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Dentists practice by going through many drills ."}
{"id":"hom_588","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PICKPOCKETS never die , they just steal away ."}
{"id":"hom_589","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Curiosity didn't kill the cat . I got'im with the mower !"}
{"id":"hom_590","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A little boy called his father who made balloons'pop'."}
{"id":"hom_591","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The stock market crashes , but Viagra beats the flop ."}
{"id":"hom_592","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery ."}
{"id":"hom_593","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Three fingers were willing to cooperate but the thumb and forefinger were opposed ."}
{"id":"hom_594","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Those who build roofs are so inclined ."}
{"id":"hom_595","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A skier who makes it to the olympics finds that it is all downhill from there ."}
{"id":"hom_596","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the human cannonball retired they couldn't find a replacement of the right caliber ."}
{"id":"hom_597","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A horse is a very stable animal ."}
{"id":"hom_598","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD ESKIMOS never die , they just go cold ."}
{"id":"hom_599","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"You really are addicted to soccer , you should think of kicking the habit ."}
{"id":"hom_600","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Magistrates daughter , but she knew what to do on the bench ."}
{"id":"hom_601","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"What happens when you get scared half to death . . . . . twice ?"}
{"id":"hom_602","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The first fish to gather in schools was the grouper ."}
{"id":"hom_603","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Put your money where your mouth is ."}
{"id":"hom_604","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store . I heard I could get thinner there ."}
{"id":"hom_605","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If all your troubles are melting away watch out for the floods ."}
{"id":"hom_606","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Justice delayed is justice denied ."}
{"id":"hom_607","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"What's good for the goose is good for the gander ."}
{"id":"hom_608","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PLAGIARISTS never die , they just steal away ."}
{"id":"hom_609","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I used to be addicted to soap , but I'm clean now ."}
{"id":"hom_610","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Profanity , the language of computer professionals"}
{"id":"hom_611","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you !"}
{"id":"hom_612","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some cardiologists are heartless ."}
{"id":"hom_613","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"All good things must come to an end ."}
{"id":"hom_614","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I went to buy some property with a hill on it , but it was a little steep ."}
{"id":"hom_615","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I find that movies about submarines always go down well ."}
{"id":"hom_616","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If it's obvious , it's obviously wrong ."}
{"id":"hom_617","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"\" WHO CARES where Carmen Sandiego is ? \""}
{"id":"hom_618","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"\" She's dead , Jim . Still warm , though . Flip ya for her ? \""}
{"id":"hom_619","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A racer who was also a golfer really knew how to drive ."}
{"id":"hom_620","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you invite an insomniac to your pajama party they will be up for it ."}
{"id":"hom_621","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Army dentists make a good drill corps ."}
{"id":"hom_622","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Dermatologists often make rash statements ."}
{"id":"hom_623","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Bet . I'm a coupier ."}
{"id":"hom_624","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A young sailor thought all of the waves were just swell ."}
{"id":"hom_625","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PROGRAMMERS never die they just go to bits ."}
{"id":"hom_626","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Give and you might receive . Take and be sure of it ."}
{"id":"hom_627","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Backups are usually a good thing unless it's a sewer ."}
{"id":"hom_628","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The Vikings landed during thunder and lightning and took the city by storm ."}
{"id":"hom_629","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD BREAD MEN never die , they just lose their dough ."}
{"id":"hom_630","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Seafood operations start out on a small scale ."}
{"id":"hom_631","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Civil servants named Grant are known as government grants ."}
{"id":"hom_632","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Here , you go first , you're immune to bullets ."}
{"id":"hom_633","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I wish Noah had swatted those two mosquitoes . . . . ."}
{"id":"hom_634","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"We should not expect to find old heads on young shoulders ."}
{"id":"hom_635","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there ."}
{"id":"hom_636","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When ancient wall sculptors were finished it was a relief ."}
{"id":"hom_637","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The hot dog vendor answered , with a tone quite frank ."}
{"id":"hom_638","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD MATH PROFESSORS never die , they just use strange expressions ."}
{"id":"hom_639","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"When all is said and done , more is said then done ."}
{"id":"hom_640","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD SEWAGE WORKERS never die they just waste away ."}
{"id":"hom_641","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A half truth is a whole lie ."}
{"id":"hom_642","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The thief had a bold plan . He figured he could carry it off ."}
{"id":"hom_643","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"How do they get Teflon to stick to the pans ?"}
{"id":"hom_644","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD SEERS never die they just lose their vision ."}
{"id":"hom_645","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Where God has a church the devil will have his chapel ."}
{"id":"hom_646","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Everyday is a gift from god , that is why it is called the present"}
{"id":"hom_647","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant ."}
{"id":"hom_648","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"There\u2019s no high like the most high ."}
{"id":"hom_649","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD LAUNDRY WORKERS never die , they just are decreased ."}
{"id":"hom_650","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Moonshiner's daughter , but I love her still ."}
{"id":"hom_651","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"God cures and the physician takes the fee ."}
{"id":"hom_652","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket ."}
{"id":"hom_653","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It takes all sorts of people to make a world ."}
{"id":"hom_654","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD UNIVERSITY PRESIDENTS never die , they just lose their faculties"}
{"id":"hom_655","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I was going to buy a book on phobias , but I was afraid it wouldn't help me ."}
{"id":"hom_656","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The aluminum foiled my plans ."}
{"id":"hom_657","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Waitress's daughter but she sure could dish it out ."}
{"id":"hom_658","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The hypnotist went out of business because he ran out of suggestions ."}
{"id":"hom_659","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"For class schedules Yoga instructors are flexible ."}
{"id":"hom_660","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Hockey players are terrible chess players because they are always getting checked ."}
{"id":"hom_661","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I do a lot of spreadsheets in the office so you can say I'm excelling at work ."}
{"id":"hom_662","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself ."}
{"id":"hom_663","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When they told him that his drum couldn't be fixed , it didn't resonate very well ."}
{"id":"hom_664","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A fisherman tried boxing , but he only threw hooks ."}
{"id":"hom_665","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Federal Law prohibits the removal of this tagline"}
{"id":"hom_666","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Winning candy as a prize is always a sweet victory ."}
{"id":"hom_667","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"During his lifetime , the composer Bach was a noted success ."}
{"id":"hom_668","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD POKER PLAYERS never die , they are just discarded ."}
{"id":"hom_669","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Press any key to continue . . Any other key to format hard drive ."}
{"id":"hom_670","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I can take photographs if I want to ! \" Tom snapped ."}
{"id":"hom_671","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Lightning storms can be very striking ."}
{"id":"hom_672","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Our bikinis are exciting . They are simply the tops ."}
{"id":"hom_673","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"High on a ladder he saw a beautiful girl below . He fell for her ."}
{"id":"hom_674","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When underwear fell in the vat at a beer - makers , a scandal was brewing ."}
{"id":"hom_675","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends , but what would be the point ?"}
{"id":"hom_676","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old burglars never die they just steal away ."}
{"id":"hom_677","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Lumberjacks have to keep problem logs ."}
{"id":"hom_678","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Grant , I am a loan officer ."}
{"id":"hom_679","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Midwives don't like to wear breeches ."}
{"id":"hom_680","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Farmer's daughter , but she knew hundreds of ways to fertilize ."}
{"id":"hom_681","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Molecules boiling points vary to some degree ."}
{"id":"hom_682","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A girl a day keeps the wife away ."}
{"id":"hom_683","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake . . . news at 11 !"}
{"id":"hom_684","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Joe , an espresso vender"}
{"id":"hom_685","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Haste makes waste ."}
{"id":"hom_686","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two friends took ropes to school so that they could skip out ."}
{"id":"hom_687","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Many people need to learn to be happy with the State they are in ."}
{"id":"hom_688","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Pipe fitters often have high pressure jobs ."}
{"id":"hom_689","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I told you not to ride that horse , \" Tom nagged ."}
{"id":"hom_690","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Coaches usually have a goal in mind ."}
{"id":"hom_691","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The meat truck took a long time to deliver because of the Jerky ride ."}
{"id":"hom_692","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Suicide at sea is definitely going overboard ."}
{"id":"hom_693","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An exterminator in Idaho announced that he invented a new spray , one application of which will remain effective for a full season . \" Of course , \" he warned . \" I've still got a few bugs to iron out . \""}
{"id":"hom_694","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Swimmers have to be careful not to get into deep trouble ."}
{"id":"hom_695","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD RAILROADERS never die , they just derail ."}
{"id":"hom_696","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Time flies ."}
{"id":"hom_697","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The invention of a shirt fastener after the button was a snap ."}
{"id":"hom_698","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Life after death for evil doers has always been a hot topic ."}
{"id":"hom_699","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The man who impulsively got a cat despite his allergies later realized that it was a rash decision ."}
{"id":"hom_700","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD CARD PLAYERS never die , they just fold ."}
{"id":"hom_701","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Fruit vendor's daughter , but , my , she had big melons ."}
{"id":"hom_702","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Walk softly , carry a big stick ."}
{"id":"hom_703","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Boyle said he was under too much pressure ."}
{"id":"hom_704","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The color of the sun in the early morning : rose ."}
{"id":"hom_705","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Driving on so many turnpikes was taking its toll ."}
{"id":"hom_706","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Fool me once , shame on you . Fool me twice , shame on me ."}
{"id":"hom_707","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A ham walked out of the hospital and said \" I'm cured \" ."}
{"id":"hom_708","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you're looking for oranges on an apple tree you will have a fruitless search ."}
{"id":"hom_709","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"First come , first served ."}
{"id":"hom_710","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficult math teacher . She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils !"}
{"id":"hom_711","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Those with scissors shouldn't use cutting words ."}
{"id":"hom_712","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"What's the deal with negotiations ?"}
{"id":"hom_713","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The family elders have relative importance ."}
{"id":"hom_714","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A skier who loses a race on a cold day will have a frosty disposition ."}
{"id":"hom_715","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PROGRAMMERS never die , they just get bugged with life ."}
{"id":"hom_716","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Christians , keep the faith . . . but not from others !"}
{"id":"hom_717","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Those who get up at sunrise have many ideas dawn on them ."}
{"id":"hom_718","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An experienced waiter can give a lot of good tips ."}
{"id":"hom_719","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Someone who gossips to you will gossip about you ."}
{"id":"hom_720","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A little greed can get you lots of stuff"}
{"id":"hom_721","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Every man thinks his own geese swans ."}
{"id":"hom_722","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Money is the Root of All Evil . For more info , send $ 10 ."}
{"id":"hom_723","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" This must be an aerobics class , \" Tom worked out ."}
{"id":"hom_724","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't go between the tree and the bark ."}
{"id":"hom_725","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Mind your P's and Q's ."}
{"id":"hom_726","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The most popular operation for orthopaedic surgeons is upper - leg surgery : very hip ."}
{"id":"hom_727","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Actors are cast through their good and bad stages ."}
{"id":"hom_728","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Food for bad dogs is bought by the pound ."}
{"id":"hom_729","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My son wanted a scooter . When I told him they are too dangerous , he moped around the house ."}
{"id":"hom_730","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Spare the rod , spoil the child ."}
{"id":"hom_731","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die , they just go off on a tangent"}
{"id":"hom_732","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement . He became a hardened criminal ."}
{"id":"hom_733","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week ."}
{"id":"hom_734","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Strip mining prevents forest fires ."}
{"id":"hom_735","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"De Broglie waved aside the invitation ."}
{"id":"hom_736","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"In parking lots , arguments often start from scratch ."}
{"id":"hom_737","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some shoe sales have a good selection to boot ."}
{"id":"hom_738","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the town removed billboards , they told people that's how it was designed ."}
{"id":"hom_739","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Good eating deserves good drinking ."}
{"id":"hom_740","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An army officer is a position that some people shoot for ."}
{"id":"hom_741","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The electrician got his supplies at the outlet store ."}
{"id":"hom_742","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The lumber company downsized . They got rid of the deadwood ."}
{"id":"hom_743","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You can't have your cake and eat it too ."}
{"id":"hom_744","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Waiter , there's a fly in my soup ! \" I know . It gives you a nice buzz doesn't it ? \""}
{"id":"hom_745","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Tailors enjoy hanging out in internet fora , as they are full of threads ."}
{"id":"hom_746","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else ."}
{"id":"hom_747","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If you make yourself into a doormat , people will wipe their feet on you ."}
{"id":"hom_748","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Priests can't marry without prior approval ."}
{"id":"hom_749","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old artists never die , they just put things in perspective ."}
{"id":"hom_750","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't put all your eggs in one basket ."}
{"id":"hom_751","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Go away , you snake ! Tom rattled off ."}
{"id":"hom_752","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Whom God will destroy , he first make mad ."}
{"id":"hom_753","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I never understood why people liked to play soft ball . It's a very underhanded thing to do ."}
{"id":"hom_754","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Tom was so tired , he lied about his bed ."}
{"id":"hom_755","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Home sweet home ."}
{"id":"hom_756","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only an Artist's daughter , but what a crowd she could draw ."}
{"id":"hom_757","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The pen is mightier than the sword ."}
{"id":"hom_758","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN FRANCHISERS never die , they just chicken out ."}
{"id":"hom_759","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PILOTS never die they just take off ."}
{"id":"hom_760","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Marshall . I'm a peace officier ."}
{"id":"hom_761","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Goose , gander and gosling are three sounds but one thing ."}
{"id":"hom_762","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Astronomers often have their own private viewpoints ."}
{"id":"hom_763","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD CRICKETERS never die , they just get bowled over ."}
{"id":"hom_764","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane ."}
{"id":"hom_765","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A farmer with a rip in his clothes has an overall problem ."}
{"id":"hom_766","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Dairyman's daughter , but what a calf"}
{"id":"hom_767","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Doctor , Doctor , this ointment you gave me makes my arm smart . . - Then rub some on your head ? Next ."}
{"id":"hom_768","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"It's quiet in a bowling alley because you can hear a pin drop ."}
{"id":"hom_769","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I just got back from a statistical probability conference . It was average ."}
{"id":"hom_770","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD HIPPIES never die , they just take a trip ."}
{"id":"hom_771","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I finally found a spotter at the gym , it's like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders ."}
{"id":"hom_772","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If you trust before you try , you may repent before you die ."}
{"id":"hom_773","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Tit for tat ."}
{"id":"hom_774","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Shepherds sometimes have staff meetings ."}
{"id":"hom_775","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"After having a knee dislocated and an elbow fractured in two barroom brawls Bradley should have learned to stay away from those joints ."}
{"id":"hom_776","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"War is too important to be left to the generals ."}
{"id":"hom_777","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"No one knows where the shoe pinches , but he who wears it ."}
{"id":"hom_778","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD AIR CONDITIONER REPAIRMEN never die , they just lose their cool ."}
{"id":"hom_779","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"To be a successful frequent flier you need a lot of connections ."}
{"id":"hom_780","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"What do they call all that lumber on the Star Trek's Enterprise ? Captain's log ."}
{"id":"hom_781","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"\" Ummm , trouble with grammar have I ? Yes ! \" - - Yoda"}
{"id":"hom_782","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"PRESS To test . < click > RELEASE to detonate ."}
{"id":"hom_783","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"After Gus gave his girlfriend a 3 dollar box of chocolates for her birthday he got nothing but snickers ."}
{"id":"hom_784","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'll hear it from the horse's mouth ."}
{"id":"hom_785","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Did you hear about the bivalve they called in to interrogate for that big murder investigation ? Apparently , he's clammed up ."}
{"id":"hom_786","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't make clothes for a not yet born baby ."}
{"id":"hom_787","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"At a conference , I unexpectedly encountered the wife of a former client , whom I hadn't seen in 20 or more years . \" You haven't changed ! \" she exclaimed . \" There's plenty of time for that , \" I replied . \" The dinner isn't until this evening . \""}
{"id":"hom_788","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Changing a tire on that crazy Houston freeway was a wrenching experience ."}
{"id":"hom_789","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two podiatrists became arch rivals ."}
{"id":"hom_790","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A husband and wife argued over the weather , but it soon blew over ."}
{"id":"hom_791","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I needed a raise in my allowance . Mowing the grass all summer just wasn't cutting it ."}
{"id":"hom_792","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil . All our presents came from Amazon this year ."}
{"id":"hom_793","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Husbands are like fires . They go out when unattended ."}
{"id":"hom_794","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Success is just a matter of luck . Ask any failure ."}
{"id":"hom_795","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Counsel is no command ."}
{"id":"hom_796","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A manufacturer that made lamps gave their employees a light workload ."}
{"id":"hom_797","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The boughs that bear most hang lowest ."}
{"id":"hom_798","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge ."}
{"id":"hom_799","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor ."}
{"id":"hom_800","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle ."}
{"id":"hom_801","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A man's best fortune or his worst is a wife ."}
{"id":"hom_802","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Vinyl records are really groovy ."}
{"id":"hom_803","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If anything can go wrong , it will ."}
{"id":"hom_804","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Before a plumber retired , he took the final plunge ."}
{"id":"hom_805","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Firefighters can rescue you , but only Jesus saves ."}
{"id":"hom_806","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Faraday was charged up with the idea ."}
{"id":"hom_807","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An unusual medical book is one which has no appendix ."}
{"id":"hom_808","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A tire store loves a chance to Roll out a new product ."}
{"id":"hom_809","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If Version 1 . 0 works someone goofed . . ."}
{"id":"hom_810","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you break a string on your guitar don't Fret ."}
{"id":"hom_811","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"After he bought his two - year - old a felt pen , he was a marked man ."}
{"id":"hom_812","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD CARTOONISTS never die , they just draw their last breath ."}
{"id":"hom_813","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The best place for criticism is in front of your mirror ."}
{"id":"hom_814","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The plums for sale dried out , so the profits were pruned ."}
{"id":"hom_815","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When a duck is feeling down he might just be happy ."}
{"id":"hom_816","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A picture is worth a thousand words ."}
{"id":"hom_817","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"This is the best guy I've met to date ."}
{"id":"hom_818","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Half a loaf is better than no bread ."}
{"id":"hom_819","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Waiter , I'll have my bill now . - How did you find your steak , sir ? - Oh , I just moved the potato and there it was ."}
{"id":"hom_820","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Elephants will toil all day , and they work for peanuts ."}
{"id":"hom_821","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD AUDITORS never die , they just lose their figures ."}
{"id":"hom_822","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Iron sharpens iron ."}
{"id":"hom_823","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A new broome sweepeth cleane ."}
{"id":"hom_824","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Take my advice , I don't use it anyway ."}
{"id":"hom_825","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The other day I saw a magician walk down the street and turn into a drugstore ."}
{"id":"hom_826","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You can catch more flies with a drop of honey than with a barrel of vinegar ."}
{"id":"hom_827","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The world is your oyster ."}
{"id":"hom_828","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The racers all had shorts on that were too small for them , so it was a tight race ."}
{"id":"hom_829","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Convict's daughter , but she sure knew all of the bars ."}
{"id":"hom_830","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Better late than never ."}
{"id":"hom_831","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Life is a game . Money is how we keep score ."}
{"id":"hom_832","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Why did CNN cancel that cool \" Desert Storm \" show ?"}
{"id":"hom_833","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some clockmakers are normal , but others are a little cuckoo ."}
{"id":"hom_834","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns ."}
{"id":"hom_835","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A man stole a case of soap from the corner store . The police said he made a clean getaway ."}
{"id":"hom_836","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"News of a coming flood was leaked ."}
{"id":"hom_837","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The voice of the people is the voice of god ."}
{"id":"hom_838","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She became a telephone operator because it was her calling ."}
{"id":"hom_839","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Keyboard not connected . Think F1 to continue ."}
{"id":"hom_840","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If you snooze you lose ."}
{"id":"hom_841","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The politician is not one for Indian food . But he's good at currying favors ."}
{"id":"hom_842","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You can't see the wood for the trees ."}
{"id":"hom_843","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you are what you eat , I'm staying away from the nuts !"}
{"id":"hom_844","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Clay . I make pottery ."}
{"id":"hom_845","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"One of these new shoes isn't right ."}
{"id":"hom_846","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't judge a book by its cover ."}
{"id":"hom_847","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Doctor , Doctor , I can't get to sleep . - Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off . Next ."}
{"id":"hom_848","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I went to the dentist without lunch , and he gave me a plate ."}
{"id":"hom_849","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Truth is stranger than fiction ."}
{"id":"hom_850","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"To our sweethearts and wives . May they never meet !"}
{"id":"hom_851","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD JANITORS never die they just get swept up ."}
{"id":"hom_852","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The massage which came with the spa treatment was a nice touch ."}
{"id":"hom_853","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD SHOE SHINE BOYS never die , they are just rebuffed . ."}
{"id":"hom_854","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Here is how the track meet is going to run . . ."}
{"id":"hom_855","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"How do I handle change ? I put it in the parking meter ."}
{"id":"hom_856","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I've never taken an elevator to the basement floor , that's just beneath me ."}
{"id":"hom_857","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I've never killed a deer before but I'll take a shot at it ."}
{"id":"hom_858","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Hands in Prayer : Already Digital"}
{"id":"hom_859","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Life imitates art ."}
{"id":"hom_860","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Diabetics should not be allowed to have sweet dreams ."}
{"id":"hom_861","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm going to the guillotine at dawn and my wife has already collected my severance pay ."}
{"id":"hom_862","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"After 5 years with the same chiropractor , I moved and had to change doctors . It was quite an adjustment ."}
{"id":"hom_863","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"We're expecting fallout from the recent layoffs at the nuclear plant ."}
{"id":"hom_864","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A scientist doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals was trying to solve a problem when he fell in and became part of the solution ."}
{"id":"hom_865","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It's the Borg ! ! Quick , everyone try to look useless !"}
{"id":"hom_866","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I got a great bargain the other day when I bought a forklift for half - price . It's amazing what you can pick up these days ."}
{"id":"hom_867","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Professionals built the Titanic , amateurs built the ark ."}
{"id":"hom_868","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I just came in through the door , \" said Tom , entranced ."}
{"id":"hom_869","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If the shoe fits , wear it ."}
{"id":"hom_870","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Dutch shoes used to be made in a factory machine , until it got clogged up ."}
{"id":"hom_871","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The inventor of a hay baling machine made a bundle ."}
{"id":"hom_872","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Even if you're on the right track , you'll get run over if you just sit there ."}
{"id":"hom_873","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the investor came home from work he was spent ."}
{"id":"hom_874","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"We are born crying , live complaining , die disappointed"}
{"id":"hom_875","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Courage lost , all lost ."}
{"id":"hom_876","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old electricians never die , they just keep plugging away ."}
{"id":"hom_877","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD GARDENERS never die , they just get uprooted ."}
{"id":"hom_878","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The science teachers broke up because there was no chemistry between them ."}
{"id":"hom_879","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Resist everything but temptation ."}
{"id":"hom_880","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Eavesdroppers hear no good of themselves ."}
{"id":"hom_881","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"How do you find a missing train ? Follow the tracks ."}
{"id":"hom_882","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Brandy . The bartender ."}
{"id":"hom_883","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It ain't over till it's over ."}
{"id":"hom_884","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Ham . I raise pigs"}
{"id":"hom_885","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Ohm resisted the idea at first ."}
{"id":"hom_886","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The personal trainer quit his job because it wasn't working out ."}
{"id":"hom_887","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A man of words and not of deeds , is like a garden full of weeds ."}
{"id":"hom_888","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The math professor went crazy with the blackboard . He did a number on it ."}
{"id":"hom_889","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Madame : \" Now remember , girls , when handling royalty the important thing is to keep up your dukes ! \""}
{"id":"hom_890","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Do you ever get tired of sleeping ?"}
{"id":"hom_891","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I was in a big hurry so I scrambled to make eggs for breakfast ."}
{"id":"hom_892","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There is no royal road to learning ."}
{"id":"hom_893","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones ."}
{"id":"hom_894","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Bathroom scale : Something you stand on and swear at ."}
{"id":"hom_895","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I had some back trouble , but it's all behind me now ."}
{"id":"hom_896","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Daddy , how come my magnet won't pick up these disks ?"}
{"id":"hom_897","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Just after thimbles were invented there was a shortage , so many people got stuck without one ."}
{"id":"hom_898","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Badminton players are for the birds ."}
{"id":"hom_899","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Gotta run . . . the cat's caught in the printer again !"}
{"id":"hom_900","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The untruthful deli clerk was full of baloney ."}
{"id":"hom_901","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When neon lights were perfected the inventor was positively glowing ."}
{"id":"hom_902","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Sue . I'm also a lawyer ."}
{"id":"hom_903","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The manufacturers of dynamite do a booming business ."}
{"id":"hom_904","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"In the house of the hanged man , mention not the rope ."}
{"id":"hom_905","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"He who does not advance goes backwards ."}
{"id":"hom_906","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Gardeners like to plant their feet firmly ."}
{"id":"hom_907","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"One grasshopper told another about eating corn . It went in one ear and out the other ."}
{"id":"hom_908","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Did you hear about the guy who planted bullets ? He wanted to see a lot of little shoots ."}
{"id":"hom_909","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Call me if you need my phone number !"}
{"id":"hom_910","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Pompous male bees are often known to drone on about themselves ."}
{"id":"hom_911","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The parsley farmer couldn't pay his child support , so the courts garnished his wages ."}
{"id":"hom_912","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She started a new courier business for an express purpose ."}
{"id":"hom_913","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She always paints night scenes . Other artists pale by comparison ."}
{"id":"hom_914","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some people like raw meat on rare occasions ."}
{"id":"hom_915","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"To a person who is attentive to minutiae : \" You're certainly observant , even if you're not religious . \""}
{"id":"hom_916","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An Electrician's work is well grounded ."}
{"id":"hom_917","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When he found out that he would visit a real blacksmith he got all fired up ."}
{"id":"hom_918","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The scorpion said to the desert ,'You know , our conversations are always so dry . '"}
{"id":"hom_919","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Measure twice , cut once ."}
{"id":"hom_920","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An argument at the Bomb Squad convention ended in a blowup ."}
{"id":"hom_921","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"What you see is what you get ."}
{"id":"hom_922","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"After a day of changing her triplet's diapers , the new mother was feeling rather pooped ."}
{"id":"hom_923","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"You've got more issues than Time magazine ."}
{"id":"hom_924","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Saw makers losing money have to make lots of cuts ."}
{"id":"hom_925","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When longshoremen show up late for work they get docked ."}
{"id":"hom_926","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD EXORCISTS never die , they just get repossessed ."}
{"id":"hom_927","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Lead me not into temptation , I can find my own way"}
{"id":"hom_928","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Doctor , doctor , I think I'm a bridge . - What's come over you ? - Two cars , a truck and a coach ."}
{"id":"hom_929","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Electrician's daughter , but she went haywire ."}
{"id":"hom_930","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"People tell me I'm indecisive . Am I ? I'm not sure ."}
{"id":"hom_931","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't be sexist ! Chicks hate that ."}
{"id":"hom_932","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"And on the seventh day , He took an aspirin ."}
{"id":"hom_933","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Brag is a good dog , but holdfast is better ."}
{"id":"hom_934","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD MEDIUMS never die , they just lose their spirits ."}
{"id":"hom_935","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There is no little enemy ."}
{"id":"hom_936","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"This just in : Research causes cancer in rats !"}
{"id":"hom_937","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I used to be afraid of purchasing residential property for the purpose of renting , but now I have an apartment complex ."}
{"id":"hom_938","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD LUMBERJACKS never die , they just split ."}
{"id":"hom_939","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Martians welcome . We have space for everyone ."}
{"id":"hom_940","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle , he just didn't have the balls to do it ."}
{"id":"hom_941","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital . When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said'No change yet'."}
{"id":"hom_942","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD SWIMMERS never die , they just have a stroke ."}
{"id":"hom_943","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The landscaper thought gardening magazines were fun to leaf through ."}
{"id":"hom_944","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There's more than one way to skin a cat ."}
{"id":"hom_945","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Bricklayer's daughter , but she was certainly stacked ."}
{"id":"hom_946","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A boy saving up for a car has a lot of driving ambition ."}
{"id":"hom_947","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't burn the candle at both ends ."}
{"id":"hom_948","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Dean A college chancellor"}
{"id":"hom_949","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When I commented on a friend's psychedelic door he said , Don't Knock It ."}
{"id":"hom_950","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There's no such thing as a free lunch ."}
{"id":"hom_951","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I'd like to buy a schwa , Pat . \""}
{"id":"hom_952","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Virginity IS curable if detected early . . ."}
{"id":"hom_953","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Practice what you preach ."}
{"id":"hom_954","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The fish missed the call because he was stuck on the other line ."}
{"id":"hom_955","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD CONTORTIONISTS never die , they just meet their end ."}
{"id":"hom_956","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"No bungee cords , but we encourage leaps of faith ."}
{"id":"hom_957","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My friend came around for dinner . We ate for 20 minutes , then he fainted again ."}
{"id":"hom_958","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My friend's bakery burned down last night . Now his business is toast ."}
{"id":"hom_959","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I can do an excellent impression of Sinatra , said Tom , being perfectly frank ."}
{"id":"hom_960","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The roulette dealer had a unique personality . He had a different spin on everything ."}
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{"id":"hom_962","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Doctor's daughter , but she really knew how to operate ."}
{"id":"hom_963","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Failure is the stepping stone for success ."}
{"id":"hom_964","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Musicians need a leader because they don't know how to conduct themselves ."}
{"id":"hom_965","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition ."}
{"id":"hom_966","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"After the six campers were discovered missing from their tents the state police began to canvas the area ."}
{"id":"hom_967","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"No pain , no gain ."}
{"id":"hom_968","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Jumping to conclusions is bad exercise"}
{"id":"hom_969","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An accountant for a restaurant has to be sure the books are not cooked ."}
{"id":"hom_970","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD MUFFLERS never die they just get exhausted ."}
{"id":"hom_971","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you\u2019re looking for a sign from god , this is it ."}
{"id":"hom_972","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD HIKERS never die , they just trail away ."}
{"id":"hom_973","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"People who make necklaces may get beady eyes ."}
{"id":"hom_974","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A skier retired because he was going downhill ."}
{"id":"hom_975","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There is no tree but bears some fruit ."}
{"id":"hom_976","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Doctor , Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains - Well pull yourself together then . Next ."}
{"id":"hom_977","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The gravity was so powerful , I couldn't stand it ."}
{"id":"hom_978","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Pat . I am a masseur"}
{"id":"hom_979","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I can't remember ever getting nits as a kid , although I do have a lousy memory ."}
{"id":"hom_980","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Dear Santa , all I want is your list of naughty girls ."}
{"id":"hom_981","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I knew a woman who owned a taser , man was she stunning !"}
{"id":"hom_982","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"People only throw stones at trees with fruit on them ."}
{"id":"hom_983","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The thought of having no alternative to soap never washed with the inventor of shower gel ."}
{"id":"hom_984","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Did you hear about the man who was jabbed in the back with a set of keys ? His back locked up ."}
{"id":"hom_985","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD INTERPRETERS (for the deaf) never die , they just sign off ."}
{"id":"hom_986","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Fear the man of one book ."}
{"id":"hom_987","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The dairy farmer while milking his cow strained his calf in the process ."}
{"id":"hom_988","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He was a janitor in the restaurant . He did things under the table ."}
{"id":"hom_989","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you think guests really enjoy your home movies , you are probably projecting ."}
{"id":"hom_990","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Just because pews come in rows doesn\u2019t mean we should plant ourselves there"}
{"id":"hom_991","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My father's father wanted to know if he could stay with the company in spite of the many changes . They ended up grandfathering him in ."}
{"id":"hom_992","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs . I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher ."}
{"id":"hom_993","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant , but I didn't have reservations ."}
{"id":"hom_994","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Why did the termites eat the wooden barrel ? To stave off hunger ."}
{"id":"hom_995","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Rancher's daughter , but she couldn't keep her calves together ."}
{"id":"hom_996","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The intelligent entrepreneur's idea for designing catapults meant that his boss was completely thrown ."}
{"id":"hom_997","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Children are uncertain comforts but certain cares ."}
{"id":"hom_998","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A boy told his parents he wanted to raise goats for a living , but he was only kidding ."}
{"id":"hom_999","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A guy went to a costume party dressed as a knife , and he really looked sharp ."}
{"id":"hom_1000","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There are 2 kinds of people : pessimists and fools . . . ."}
{"id":"hom_1001","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It ain't over till the fat lady sings ."}
{"id":"hom_1002","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD SEAMSTRESSES never die , they just come to the point ."}
{"id":"hom_1003","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Tip : Never take a beer to a job interview ."}
{"id":"hom_1004","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking ."}
{"id":"hom_1005","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It wasn't my fault your wife wandered into my house !"}
{"id":"hom_1006","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old school principals never die , they just lose their faculties ."}
{"id":"hom_1007","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall . The police are looking into it ."}
{"id":"hom_1008","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The boxer's girlfriend was a knockout ."}
{"id":"hom_1009","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A pirate with one hand often picked up the phone . He wanted to get off the hook ."}
{"id":"hom_1010","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"After he bought a mirror he became very reflective ."}
{"id":"hom_1011","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order ."}
{"id":"hom_1012","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A dentist with a toothache could have a bad impact on his patients ."}
{"id":"hom_1013","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Plumbers often have to tap their natural abilities ."}
{"id":"hom_1014","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He threw snow in his neighbor's driveway and shouted , DO YOU GET MY DRIFT ?"}
{"id":"hom_1015","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old colanders never die , they just can't take the strain anymore ."}
{"id":"hom_1016","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period . It marks the end of his sentence ."}
{"id":"hom_1017","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The fence builders were upset with their working conditions , so the started to picket ."}
{"id":"hom_1018","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If your waiting for something to turn up , try your sleeves ."}
{"id":"hom_1019","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He stomped on his old watch because he had time to kill ."}
{"id":"hom_1020","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Those who make sponges get very absorbed in their work ."}
{"id":"hom_1021","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"As confused as a baby at a topless bar ."}
{"id":"hom_1022","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD BOWLERS never die they just end up in the gutter ."}
{"id":"hom_1023","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Hell\u2019s the pits"}
{"id":"hom_1024","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD ELECTRICIANS never die , they just can't make connections"}
{"id":"hom_1025","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the butter melted , it was rendered useless ."}
{"id":"hom_1026","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Q : What do you call six blondes placed ear to ear ? A : A wind tunnel ."}
{"id":"hom_1027","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The airlines have become so cash - strapped , they charged me for my emotional baggage ."}
{"id":"hom_1028","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The cosmetic student was sick on the day of the final exam . Now she has to take a Make Up exam ."}
{"id":"hom_1029","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"An apple a day keeps the doctor away ."}
{"id":"hom_1030","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Q : River Ravi flows in which state ? A : Liquid ."}
{"id":"hom_1031","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD NEWSPAPER PUBLISHERS never die , they just lose their circulation ."}
{"id":"hom_1032","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A leak in the back of a boat is a stern warning ."}
{"id":"hom_1033","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Hell is full . The damned are now in Tech Support ."}
{"id":"hom_1034","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A politician decided to resign on the day of an eclipse because it was a dark day ."}
{"id":"hom_1035","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the beekeeper moved into town he created quite a buzz ."}
{"id":"hom_1036","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" This movie will be very popular , \" Tom projected ."}
{"id":"hom_1037","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD POLICEMEN never die they just cop out ."}
{"id":"hom_1038","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'd love to , but I'm observing National Apathy Week ."}
{"id":"hom_1039","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD HUMAN CANNONBALLS never die they just get fired ."}
{"id":"hom_1040","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die they just stop developing ."}
{"id":"hom_1041","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The best is cheapest ."}
{"id":"hom_1042","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience ."}
{"id":"hom_1043","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The best place for a mathematician is behind a counter ."}
{"id":"hom_1044","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me ."}
{"id":"hom_1045","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The man found something to catch fish , which was a net gain ."}
{"id":"hom_1046","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Quick at meat , quick at work ."}
{"id":"hom_1047","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Librarian's daughter , but she was checked out from cover to cover ."}
{"id":"hom_1048","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Basketball players are always bouncing ideas off each other ."}
{"id":"hom_1049","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some business graphs are full of legend ."}
{"id":"hom_1050","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them ."}
{"id":"hom_1051","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"John Hancock didn't retire , he just resigned ."}
{"id":"hom_1052","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I've planted part of a riding whip . I'm hoping for a nice crop ."}
{"id":"hom_1053","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"' Coming ready or not ! \u2019 \u2013 Jesus ."}
{"id":"hom_1054","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The seed company turfed out my idea for ready made lawn ."}
{"id":"hom_1055","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I hate it when motorcyclists hog the road ."}
{"id":"hom_1056","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An old lady once asked the dispatcher of a local trucking company if they could ship an antique mirror to her sister in Toronto . The dispatcher says ,'I don't know madam , I'd have to look into it first'."}
{"id":"hom_1057","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD TREE SURGEONS never die , they just pine away ."}
{"id":"hom_1058","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My mailman should be a comedian , his delivery is perfect !"}
{"id":"hom_1059","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Beggars can't be choosers ."}
{"id":"hom_1060","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If a judge loves the sound of his own voice , expect a long sentence ."}
{"id":"hom_1061","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two monocles were making love in front of a window and made spectacles of themselves ."}
{"id":"hom_1062","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms ."}
{"id":"hom_1063","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"For a chronically absent employee : It seemed her career was just taking off ."}
{"id":"hom_1064","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"No Credit , Bad Credit ? No Problem . No Money ? Problem ."}
{"id":"hom_1065","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A rock band set up on the exchange floor . They wanted to play the stock market ."}
{"id":"hom_1066","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Back when the news was written on clay tablets there was a lot of breaking news ."}
{"id":"hom_1067","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When there's a sale on tennis balls it's first come first serve ."}
{"id":"hom_1068","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My job as head chef at a top rated restaurant is in jeopardy because my latest culinary creation was called a recipe for disaster ."}
{"id":"hom_1069","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was always calling for her twins , \" on the double . \""}
{"id":"hom_1070","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Strike while the iron is hot ."}
{"id":"hom_1071","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Flag - waver's daughter , but she'd let her standards down for anyone ."}
{"id":"hom_1072","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the thief fell in the wet cement and broke both legs , he became a hardened criminal ."}
{"id":"hom_1073","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I was fired from my job selling amplifiers . I didn't achieve the sufficient volume of sales ."}
{"id":"hom_1074","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Did you hear about the compulsive fisherman ? He was really hooked on it ."}
{"id":"hom_1075","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Nothing succeeds like success ."}
{"id":"hom_1076","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If a job is worth doing , it is worth doing well ."}
{"id":"hom_1077","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Sign at a deer crossing : The Buck Stops Here ."}
{"id":"hom_1078","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The unveiling of the statue was a monumental occasion ."}
{"id":"hom_1079","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"You won't often catch loggers or farmers going against the grain ."}
{"id":"hom_1080","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Charity , a televangelist"}
{"id":"hom_1081","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"It's hard for a depressed turtle to get out of his shell ."}
{"id":"hom_1082","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An apple farmer with poor yields has to get to the core of the problem ."}
{"id":"hom_1083","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"As soon as the airplane was invented , things were looking up ."}
{"id":"hom_1084","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An astronomy column in the newspaper would have a lot of space devoted to it ."}
{"id":"hom_1085","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the plane hit turbulence , the passengers went flying ."}
{"id":"hom_1086","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Gravity , it's always putting everyone down ."}
{"id":"hom_1087","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"All are not friends who speak one fair ."}
{"id":"hom_1088","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Mark . I price items at the supermarket ."}
{"id":"hom_1089","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A book is a friend ."}
{"id":"hom_1090","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Did you hear about that new drug that makes people angry ? It's all the rage now ."}
{"id":"hom_1091","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Honor your mother and father rather than major credit cards ."}
{"id":"hom_1092","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She memorized just what kind of locket she wanted , by heart ."}
{"id":"hom_1093","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He was a Red Cross donor until he went out of circulation ."}
{"id":"hom_1094","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Philosophy : unintelligible answers to insoluble problems"}
{"id":"hom_1095","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"\" A newspaper is a collection of half - injustices \""}
{"id":"hom_1096","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There is no such thing as bravery ; only degrees of fear ."}
{"id":"hom_1097","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Florida bumper sticker : DON'T SHOOT ! I'M LOCAL !"}
{"id":"hom_1098","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Keep your friends close , but your enemies closer ."}
{"id":"hom_1099","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link ."}
{"id":"hom_1100","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She wanted to be a weaver but there were always too many snags ."}
{"id":"hom_1101","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Eve showed up one morning wearing flowers instead of a fig leaf . She was the first woman to wear bloomers ."}
{"id":"hom_1102","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The dermatologist was an avid gardener but he had a problem with moles ."}
{"id":"hom_1103","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A dog who played baseball always got walked ."}
{"id":"hom_1104","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Great beer bellies are made , not born ."}
{"id":"hom_1105","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Making gloves is a real hands - on experience ."}
{"id":"hom_1106","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Reason does not come before years ."}
{"id":"hom_1107","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you breathe heavily on the map , it will reveal topography ,'he said , with a sigh of relief ."}
{"id":"hom_1108","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It is not what you say , it is the way you say it ."}
{"id":"hom_1109","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Alergy sufferers are itching to get through the hay fever season ."}
{"id":"hom_1110","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD AUTO MECHANICS never die , they just retire ."}
{"id":"hom_1111","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I still miss my ex - husband . But my aim is improving ."}
{"id":"hom_1112","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD WHEELS never die they just get retired ."}
{"id":"hom_1113","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The building inspector said whoever installed the water pipes was plumb loco ."}
{"id":"hom_1114","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Geology class is the foundation of a decent education ."}
{"id":"hom_1115","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It said \" Insert disk # 3 \" , but only 2 will fit !"}
{"id":"hom_1116","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Dentist's daughter , but everybody wanted to fill her cavity ."}
{"id":"hom_1117","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Sin enough and you will become dead to it ."}
{"id":"hom_1118","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Limit Congress to 2 terms : one in office , one in jail !"}
{"id":"hom_1119","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I walked past a gang of youths yesterday and one of them threw a piece of cheese at me , which hit me on the back of the head . I turned round and shouted , \" That's not very mature ! \""}
{"id":"hom_1120","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The state police highway officer worked tirelessly in the heavy rain to assist a lady whose car was stuck in a ditch . He was a real trooper ."}
{"id":"hom_1121","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Bitter pills may have blessed effects ."}
{"id":"hom_1122","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My coach got stung by a bee . The next day he had hives ."}
{"id":"hom_1123","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My friend asked me to carve a sculpture out of a large rock . It was the hardest thing I've ever had to make !"}
{"id":"hom_1124","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old accountants never die , they just lose their balance ."}
{"id":"hom_1125","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"They who would be young when they are old must be old when they are young ."}
{"id":"hom_1126","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"During branding cowboys have sore calves ."}
{"id":"hom_1127","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The math professor liked even numbers , but only the odd one ."}
{"id":"hom_1128","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"That new mystery novel has a killer start to it ."}
{"id":"hom_1129","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A fool with a tool is a well - equipped fool"}
{"id":"hom_1130","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill ."}
{"id":"hom_1131","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I idiot - proof my programs , but along comes a bigger idiot ."}
{"id":"hom_1132","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A gardener who moved back to his home town rediscovered his roots ."}
{"id":"hom_1133","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current research ."}
{"id":"hom_1134","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Bottlemaker's daughter , but nothing could stop her ."}
{"id":"hom_1135","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Our country's olympic swimming program has quite a talent pool ."}
{"id":"hom_1136","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"There was a guy who was fired from the orange juice factory for lack of concentration ."}
{"id":"hom_1137","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Cobblers children are worst shod ."}
{"id":"hom_1138","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Follow glory and it will flee , flee glory and it will follow thee ."}
{"id":"hom_1139","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Photographer's daughter , but she was really developed ."}
{"id":"hom_1140","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say'It's not my fault'."}
{"id":"hom_1141","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the electrican apprentice made mistakes , his mother grounded him ."}
{"id":"hom_1142","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Cats are smarter than dogs . . . You won't see eight cats pulling a sled ."}
{"id":"hom_1143","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"VanDeGraaf charged his assistant to attend ."}
{"id":"hom_1144","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Harry and Clem the carpenters , argued mightily on how best to complete the dinette set they were working on . They finally agreed to table the discussion ."}
{"id":"hom_1145","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"\" Very funny , Scotty . Now beam up my clothes . \""}
{"id":"hom_1146","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A Crucifix ? Oy vey , have YOU got the wrong vampire . . ."}
{"id":"hom_1147","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"His plan to manufacture pencils just didn't draw attention ."}
{"id":"hom_1148","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"One night a banking tycoon fell overboard from his yacht . He was saved because he could float a loan ."}
{"id":"hom_1149","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"\" Happiness is a warm puppy , \" said the anaconda ."}
{"id":"hom_1150","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Compatible : Blows up a little later than Incompatible"}
{"id":"hom_1151","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My friends and I played a game of football on a pile of quarry rock - we lost on aggregate ."}
{"id":"hom_1152","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Press any key to continue . . But my computer doesn't have an \" any \" key ."}
{"id":"hom_1153","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A boxer who wants to get married has the ring to worry about ."}
{"id":"hom_1154","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Inventors have their own devices ."}
{"id":"hom_1155","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Darwin said he'd have to see what evolved ."}
{"id":"hom_1156","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent ."}
{"id":"hom_1157","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Pride comes before the fall ."}
{"id":"hom_1158","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD HOOKERS never die , they just get laid off ."}
{"id":"hom_1159","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Do NOT look into laser with remaining eye . ."}
{"id":"hom_1160","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Overheard in med school -'I learned about the colon through the process of elimination . '"}
{"id":"hom_1161","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He recommended the restaurant to me , and said he had no reservations ."}
{"id":"hom_1162","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old carpenters never die , they just lumber around ."}
{"id":"hom_1163","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD GARAGEMEN never die , they just retire"}
{"id":"hom_1164","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Tony attempted to join his thin crust pizza company with Zimo's Thick Crust Pizza , but somehow it didn't pan out ."}
{"id":"hom_1165","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD SKIERS never die , but they go downhill fast ."}
{"id":"hom_1166","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I majored in nursing but I had to drop it because I ran out of milk ."}
{"id":"hom_1167","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Nothing ventured , nothing gained ."}
{"id":"hom_1168","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" My parents are called Billy and Nanny , \" Tom kidded ."}
{"id":"hom_1169","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Tomorrow is another day ."}
{"id":"hom_1170","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"When thy friend asks , let there be no to - morrow ."}
{"id":"hom_1171","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I once knew a guy who had fish and chips every day for a year . His stomach took a battering ."}
{"id":"hom_1172","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Pavlov was drooling at the thought ."}
{"id":"hom_1173","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Continually discovering new viruses can become a strain ."}
{"id":"hom_1174","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He studied water purification and had a great thirst for knowledge ."}
{"id":"hom_1175","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Those who play musical instruments for radio or TV have to stay tuned ."}
{"id":"hom_1176","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If you want enemies excel others , if you want friends let others excel you ."}
{"id":"hom_1177","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I met a girl at an internet cafe , but we didn't click ."}
{"id":"hom_1178","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A lovely lady who lost her watch became a timeless beauty ."}
{"id":"hom_1179","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Prison walls are never built to scale ."}
{"id":"hom_1180","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You don't shit where you eat ."}
{"id":"hom_1181","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I was heading to Hooters but my wife said'Don't bother , they have gone bust'."}
{"id":"hom_1182","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A man tried working in a shoe store , but he just couldn't seem to fit in ."}
{"id":"hom_1183","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The calculus teacher tried to keep his students on task , but the class discussion kept going off on tangents ."}
{"id":"hom_1184","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I got a deal on a new computer , and they threw in the operating system to boot ."}
{"id":"hom_1185","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD UPHOLSTERERS never die , they just recover . ."}
{"id":"hom_1186","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A new batter joined the baseball team , and he was a real hit ."}
{"id":"hom_1187","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Dick . I'm a plain - clothes policeman ."}
{"id":"hom_1188","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed ."}
{"id":"hom_1189","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A lie can be halfway around the world before the truth gets its boots on ."}
{"id":"hom_1190","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"On being served an extravagant dessert : \" So rich , it has its own tax shelters . \""}
{"id":"hom_1191","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Musician's daughter , but she knew all the bars in town ."}
{"id":"hom_1192","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"What a charming doorway ! said Tom , entranced ."}
{"id":"hom_1193","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Rob . I'm a thief ."}
{"id":"hom_1194","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A baseball pitcher asked if he had a good curve ball , but wanted a straight answer ."}
{"id":"hom_1195","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The astronauts said their experience on the moon was out of this world ."}
{"id":"hom_1196","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A family went to watch a 007 movie at the theatre , it was a bonding experience ."}
{"id":"hom_1197","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"After dating the goalie on the local team for a while , she realized he was a real keeper ."}
{"id":"hom_1198","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Wrestlers don't like to be put on hold ."}
{"id":"hom_1199","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The most expensive component is the one that breaks ."}
{"id":"hom_1200","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD INVESTORS never die they just roll over ."}
{"id":"hom_1201","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Could modern submarines be the wave of the future ?"}
{"id":"hom_1202","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The eye looks but it is the mind that sees ."}
{"id":"hom_1203","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD TRAIN ENGINEERS never die , they just get derailed ."}
{"id":"hom_1204","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"An ounce of discretion is worth a pound of wit ."}
{"id":"hom_1205","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If there is no God , who pops up the next Kleenex ?"}
{"id":"hom_1206","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Sherry . I'm a wine - master ."}
{"id":"hom_1207","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"No news is good news ."}
{"id":"hom_1208","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You may use this opinion for a two week trial period ."}
{"id":"hom_1209","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only an Archer's daughter , but to all the men she was the target ."}
{"id":"hom_1210","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Deal gently with the bird you mean to catch ."}
{"id":"hom_1211","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The lawyer asked a loaded question about guns ."}
{"id":"hom_1212","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Holly , I'm a holiday decorator"}
{"id":"hom_1213","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He told me he could eat a 32 ounce steak , but I found that hard to swallow ."}
{"id":"hom_1214","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The boy's guitar teacher helped him pick up his skills ."}
{"id":"hom_1215","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Why was the rabbit depressed ? He was just going through a bad patch !"}
{"id":"hom_1216","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Better the devil you know ( than the one you don't . )"}
{"id":"hom_1217","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD GROCERS never die , they just get shelved ."}
{"id":"hom_1218","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If a program is useful , it will have to be changed ."}
{"id":"hom_1219","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He was almost persuaded to invest in a poultry farm , but chickened out at the last minute ."}
{"id":"hom_1220","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"\" Well done \" is better than \" well said \" ."}
{"id":"hom_1221","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Rule 1 : Don't sweat the small stuff . Rule 2 : Everything is small stuff"}
{"id":"hom_1222","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The portrait artist made extra money as a census taker . He was good at canvasing people ."}
{"id":"hom_1223","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Like cures like ."}
{"id":"hom_1224","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"It's true that the earth rotates , but scientists are always putting their own spin on it ."}
{"id":"hom_1225","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re - hab center that said'Keep off the Grass'."}
{"id":"hom_1226","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far ."}
{"id":"hom_1227","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"His model airplane hobby really took off ."}
{"id":"hom_1228","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The wish is father to the thought ."}
{"id":"hom_1229","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Bootleggers daughter , but I loved her still ."}
{"id":"hom_1230","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"None but the brave deserve the fair ."}
{"id":"hom_1231","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends ? They're great at hitting it off ."}
{"id":"hom_1232","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He wanted desperately to be a good golfer - you could say he had a driving ambition ."}
{"id":"hom_1233","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It is the early bird that gets the worm ."}
{"id":"hom_1234","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down ."}
{"id":"hom_1235","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Make the best of a bad bargain ."}
{"id":"hom_1236","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the pirate captain's ship ran aground he couldn't fathom why ."}
{"id":"hom_1237","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Attention staff ! The clothes keep falling off the mannequins in ladies'wear . Would someone please redress the problem ?"}
{"id":"hom_1238","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Using deodorant is no sweat ."}
{"id":"hom_1239","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A lawyer was defending a math teacher . He had to sum up ."}
{"id":"hom_1240","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"No man is born into this world , whose work is not born with him ."}
{"id":"hom_1241","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Heart surgeons never bypass a good opportunity ."}
{"id":"hom_1242","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If it screams , it's not food , yet . . . ."}
{"id":"hom_1243","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Victor , and I'm a winner in everything I do ."}
{"id":"hom_1244","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Faith . I'm a minister ."}
{"id":"hom_1245","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The state funeral remains to be seen ."}
{"id":"hom_1246","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old gardeners never die they just vegetate ."}
{"id":"hom_1247","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"People who make motor oil are very refined ."}
{"id":"hom_1248","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you send a letter to the Philippines put it in a Manila envelope ."}
{"id":"hom_1249","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The play on fishing had quite a cast ."}
{"id":"hom_1250","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Never lie to your lawyer ."}
{"id":"hom_1251","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Did you hear about these new reversible jackets ? I'm excited to see how they turn out ."}
{"id":"hom_1252","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Do not merely believe in miracles , rely on them ."}
{"id":"hom_1253","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"It has been discovered that sales of irons are decreasing ."}
{"id":"hom_1254","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight , it's the seconds ."}
{"id":"hom_1255","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"He that will not when he may , when he will he may have nay ."}
{"id":"hom_1256","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure ."}
{"id":"hom_1257","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When he proposed to her , she found it very engaging ."}
{"id":"hom_1258","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Anyone who remembers the 60's . . . wasn't there ."}
{"id":"hom_1259","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When I asked the man how he became a ditch - digger , he said he just fell into it ."}
{"id":"hom_1260","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Anyone should know how to put a saddle on a horse so it won't slip and cause an injury . It's a cinch ."}
{"id":"hom_1261","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"That's a cool chair . Yeah , I know , it rocks ."}
{"id":"hom_1262","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you run through a screen door you'll strain yourself ."}
{"id":"hom_1263","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"There is rarely a sale on beer because the demand is always high so there's no need to create a buzz ."}
{"id":"hom_1264","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Did the reproducing amoeba get a splitting headache ?"}
{"id":"hom_1265","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Since I've taken the job in The Everglades I've been swamped !"}
{"id":"hom_1266","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"When talking nonsense try not to be serious ."}
{"id":"hom_1267","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"To teach someone how to build a compass you have to be good at giving directions ."}
{"id":"hom_1268","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The farmer decided to get a cow , and milk the idea for all it was worth ."}
{"id":"hom_1269","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD GANGSTERS never die , they just go to the underworld . ."}
{"id":"hom_1270","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He who hogs the sheets is usually very wrapped up in himself ."}
{"id":"hom_1271","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The newspaper doesn't put in Politics what is Classified ."}
{"id":"hom_1272","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If there is a hypocrite between you and the church , he is closer to god than you ."}
{"id":"hom_1273","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"All roads lead to Rome ."}
{"id":"hom_1274","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Can I tell you a story about my bed ? I made it up ."}
{"id":"hom_1275","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I was going to order a satellite dish but then I found out that I had to go through channels ."}
{"id":"hom_1276","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Galois wanted to assemble his own group ."}
{"id":"hom_1277","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My fear of planes has taken off ."}
{"id":"hom_1278","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The dentist's alibi was full of holes , so the police performed a cavity search ."}
{"id":"hom_1279","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm going to be discussing global warming next week , it's quite a heated topic ."}
{"id":"hom_1280","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"He that would eat the kernel must crack the nut ."}
{"id":"hom_1281","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An artist with the military kept drawing enemy fire ."}
{"id":"hom_1282","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD VIOLINISTS never die , they just become unstrung ."}
{"id":"hom_1283","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He was hit on the head during a hail storm and was knocked out cold ."}
{"id":"hom_1284","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The car stopped with a jerk , then the jerk got out ."}
{"id":"hom_1285","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Good swimmers are often drowned ."}
{"id":"hom_1286","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD CARDIOLOGISTS never die , they are just repulsed . ."}
{"id":"hom_1287","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The safe was invented by a cop and a robber . It was quite a combination ."}
{"id":"hom_1288","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A woman cries before the wedding , a man after ."}
{"id":"hom_1289","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"This building is so high , the elevator shows movies ."}
{"id":"hom_1290","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD TROMBONISTS never die , they just slide away . . ."}
{"id":"hom_1291","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The dance club opened to rave reviews ."}
{"id":"hom_1292","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Elevator operator's daughter , and she loved to go down ."}
{"id":"hom_1293","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The good is the enemy of the best ."}
{"id":"hom_1294","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"We spent all day debating about housefires . It was quite a heated argument ."}
{"id":"hom_1295","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD STATUES never die they just get busted ."}
{"id":"hom_1296","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Students who accent their textbooks with color markers add a real highlight to their day ."}
{"id":"hom_1297","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Of COURSE I'm on topic . ( Which echo is this ? )"}
{"id":"hom_1298","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Pasteur was boiling about not being invited ."}
{"id":"hom_1299","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Trespassers will be shot , survivors will be shot again !"}
{"id":"hom_1300","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD JUDGES never die , they just slur their sentences"}
{"id":"hom_1301","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Have you heard the joke about the bomb ? It had no impact ."}
{"id":"hom_1302","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He got a job in a factory making needles , but soon got stuck ."}
{"id":"hom_1303","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Never put off till tomorrow what can be done today ."}
{"id":"hom_1304","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD SALESMEN never die , they just go out of commission ."}
{"id":"hom_1305","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD BANKERS never die they just lose interest ."}
{"id":"hom_1306","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The best things in life are free ."}
{"id":"hom_1307","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Josh . I'm a talk show host"}
{"id":"hom_1308","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The one thing that is constant is Change especially if you are a cashier ."}
{"id":"hom_1309","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"That really nice fellow works in a clothing factory sewing zippers on jeans . That is good . He wouldn't hurt a fly ."}
{"id":"hom_1310","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"To plan a graveyard you need a skeleton idea before a detailed plan ."}
{"id":"hom_1311","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"While the music was playing the geology teacher was rocking around ."}
{"id":"hom_1312","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Banning Viagra was a big flop ."}
{"id":"hom_1313","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You must not run after two hares at the same time ."}
{"id":"hom_1314","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The warden gave the inmates acne medicine hoping it would keep them from breaking out ."}
{"id":"hom_1315","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Plenty of people give the lord credit . Few give him cash ."}
{"id":"hom_1316","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Variety is the spice of life ."}
{"id":"hom_1317","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I really do have a photographic memory - - I just haven't developed it yet ."}
{"id":"hom_1318","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship"}
{"id":"hom_1319","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Still water runs deep ."}
{"id":"hom_1320","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Doctor , Doctor , should I file my nails ? - No . Throw them away like everybody else . Next ."}
{"id":"hom_1321","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He's a good letter carrier . He always keeps you posted ."}
{"id":"hom_1322","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down ."}
{"id":"hom_1323","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD LAWYERS never die they just lose their judgment ."}
{"id":"hom_1324","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"After selling a shipment of salt the salesman said'let's shake on that . '"}
{"id":"hom_1325","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Someone who robs shoe stores is an arch criminal ."}
{"id":"hom_1326","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The doctor couldn't transfer the organs because he didn't have the guts to do it ."}
{"id":"hom_1327","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The valuable dog was still missing , believed stolen , however the police announced they have a lead ."}
{"id":"hom_1328","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD LIBRARIANS never die , they just check out ."}
{"id":"hom_1329","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Wal - Mart Is Not the Only Saving Place . Come On In ."}
{"id":"hom_1330","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Lightning never strikes twice in the same place ."}
{"id":"hom_1331","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An hobbituary to Tolkien appeared in each of the major newspapers , all had a familiar ring to them ."}
{"id":"hom_1332","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The passenger couldn't find where his next flight was , but then he made the connection ."}
{"id":"hom_1333","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Hmmm , fence must still be down over at the funny farm . . . ."}
{"id":"hom_1334","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the branding iron was invented cattle were very impressed ."}
{"id":"hom_1335","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You always find something in the last place you look ."}
{"id":"hom_1336","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD CHEMISTS never die , they just stop reacting ."}
{"id":"hom_1337","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Yo mama's so easy , that Madonna get tips from her !"}
{"id":"hom_1338","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Why do people preserve fruits and vegetables ? Because they'can'."}
{"id":"hom_1339","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He bought lots of pens before starting his new job . He wanted to make his mark ."}
{"id":"hom_1340","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"In the room the curtains were drawn , but the rest of the furniture was real ."}
{"id":"hom_1341","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Males who wonder why they should have a prostate exam usually get it in the end ."}
{"id":"hom_1342","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"They argued about their vacation and finally stayed at the last resort ."}
{"id":"hom_1343","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Eating too many snacks when studying for a test is called cramming ."}
{"id":"hom_1344","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD COURIERS never die , they just keep on expressing it !"}
{"id":"hom_1345","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Telephone operator's daughter , but she sure had good connections ."}
{"id":"hom_1346","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Rusty . I undercoat cars ."}
{"id":"hom_1347","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"We're lost but we're making good time ."}
{"id":"hom_1348","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" It's a German song , \" Tom lied ."}
{"id":"hom_1349","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A teacher used his index finger to ask a lot of pointed questions ."}
{"id":"hom_1350","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Since Bruce got too close to the big blade at the saw mill he is no longer feeling chipper ."}
{"id":"hom_1351","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Opening a new funeral parlor can be quite an undertaking ."}
{"id":"hom_1352","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The oil well driller had a boring job ."}
{"id":"hom_1353","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If you got it , flaunt it ."}
{"id":"hom_1354","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The man who worked at the watch factory was very funny . He stood about all day making faces ."}
{"id":"hom_1355","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Grills are a hot item ."}
{"id":"hom_1356","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"There was once a cross - eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils ."}
{"id":"hom_1357","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A woodcutter's world revolves on his axes ."}
{"id":"hom_1358","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He has been a jogger for three years running ."}
{"id":"hom_1359","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Occasionally , I hear an assertion followed by a hasty qualification , such as , \" Jim graduated in 1995 - - if memory serves . \" I'll respond :'. . . or only stands and waits . \""}
{"id":"hom_1360","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"In certain sexual harassment cases things can get kind of touchy ."}
{"id":"hom_1361","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If fortune favours , beware of being exalted ; if fortune thunders , beware of being overwhelmed ."}
{"id":"hom_1362","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"\" Tea , Early Grey , hot \" - Picard . . \" Ale , Romulan , lots . \" - Kirk"}
{"id":"hom_1363","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD BASKETBALL PLAYERS never die they just go on dribbling ."}
{"id":"hom_1364","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I've got to fix the automobile , said Tom mechanically ."}
{"id":"hom_1365","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Is there a best month of spring ? There May be ."}
{"id":"hom_1366","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A guy swallowed a spoon and found he couldn't stir ."}
{"id":"hom_1367","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Ducks don't have their palms read - they look for it on the web ."}
{"id":"hom_1368","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The boy swallowed a pillow , the hospital described his condition as comfortable ."}
{"id":"hom_1369","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I nailed my wood - shop test ."}
{"id":"hom_1370","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Captain we're at 1700 CPS . The UARTs canna take much more"}
{"id":"hom_1371","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Windows loading . Come back tomorrow ."}
{"id":"hom_1372","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD JUDGES never die , they just cease to try"}
{"id":"hom_1373","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"What did the skeleton have for supper ? Ribs ."}
{"id":"hom_1374","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Swimmer's daughter , but she knew every dive in town . ."}
{"id":"hom_1375","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Woody . A Forester"}
{"id":"hom_1376","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Fight fire with fire ."}
{"id":"hom_1377","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When they bought a water bed , the couple started to drift apart ."}
{"id":"hom_1378","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Guy . I install antennas ."}
{"id":"hom_1379","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The hardest thing for a person to keep is his opinion"}
{"id":"hom_1380","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Can bankers count ? Eight windows and only four tellers ?"}
{"id":"hom_1381","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A young nurse was nervous about giving vaccinations but gave it her best shot ."}
{"id":"hom_1382","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you tell a falsehood just after waking up you are lying in bed ."}
{"id":"hom_1383","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"After that poisonous snake struck at me in the Arizona Desert I was really rattled ."}
{"id":"hom_1384","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He shined a police officer's shoes and had a brush with the law ."}
{"id":"hom_1385","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"' Change the channel'she said remotely ."}
{"id":"hom_1386","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"We have nothing to fear but fear itself ."}
{"id":"hom_1387","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Then there was the occasion I spotted a health - oriented cafe displaying a sign reading \" California Shakes . \" Obviously , I thought ."}
{"id":"hom_1388","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Of two evils choose the least ."}
{"id":"hom_1389","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The cost of the space program is astronomical ."}
{"id":"hom_1390","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"911 : Press 1 if robbery . Press 2 if house on fire . Press 3 . . ."}
{"id":"hom_1391","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"People who like yogurt are well cultured ."}
{"id":"hom_1392","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She played baseball and so did he . They hit it off ."}
{"id":"hom_1393","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A doorbell salesman joined the choir , and chimed right in ."}
{"id":"hom_1394","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He got measles in jail when he broke out one night ."}
{"id":"hom_1395","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A fisherman who was also a pianist was an expert with scales ."}
{"id":"hom_1396","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The melody kept on playing until it became a strain ."}
{"id":"hom_1397","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The two bowlers bore a striking resemblance ."}
{"id":"hom_1398","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Fire , quoth the fox , when he pissed on the ice ."}
{"id":"hom_1399","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Anarchists of the world , UNITE ! !"}
{"id":"hom_1400","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"It was a sad day for the rattlesnake family , the time had come for the children to strike out on their own ."}
{"id":"hom_1401","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When I had my PlayStation stolen , my family were there to console me ."}
{"id":"hom_1402","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Okay , I pulled the pin . Now what ? Where are you going ?"}
{"id":"hom_1403","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Young women who are mathematics professors closely watch their figures ."}
{"id":"hom_1404","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He had trouble in his new job making tents and got himself into a flap ."}
{"id":"hom_1405","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush ."}
{"id":"hom_1406","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Overdrawn ? No way ! I still have checks left !"}
{"id":"hom_1407","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Poor blood circulation runs through the family ."}
{"id":"hom_1408","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If a lawyer speaks for too long there will be an extended sentence ."}
{"id":"hom_1409","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Basic Flying Rule # 1 : Keep the pointy end forward ."}
{"id":"hom_1410","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He was a restaurant critic but had no taste ."}
{"id":"hom_1411","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"All that glisters is not gold ."}
{"id":"hom_1412","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Wally wasn't sure in which branch of the Army he wanted to serve , but he gravitated toward the paratroops ."}
{"id":"hom_1413","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Power tends to corrupt ; absolute power corrupts absolutely ."}
{"id":"hom_1414","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I met a math professor who has 12 children - she really knows how to multiply ."}
{"id":"hom_1415","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Many words will not fill a bushel ."}
{"id":"hom_1416","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My new girlfriend and I are moving together into a tree house , I hope we won't fall out ."}
{"id":"hom_1417","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I used to be a banker but I lost interest"}
{"id":"hom_1418","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PROCTOLOGISTS never die , they just face the end ."}
{"id":"hom_1419","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My dentist seems distracted , I think he was brushing me off ."}
{"id":"hom_1420","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"We did it twice last night , she relayed ."}
{"id":"hom_1421","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Governor's daughter , but what a state she was in ."}
{"id":"hom_1422","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I never get lost , just momentarily disoriented ."}
{"id":"hom_1423","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"On TV it's a maze of channels , luckily he had a guide ."}
{"id":"hom_1424","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Doctor , doctor , people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow . - Don't let people push you around . Next ."}
{"id":"hom_1425","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Never invest in funerals , it's a dying industry ."}
{"id":"hom_1426","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Hangmen always keep their customers in the loop ."}
{"id":"hom_1427","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Roentgen was radiating ."}
{"id":"hom_1428","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD BOXERS never die , they just punch out"}
{"id":"hom_1429","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Waiter , there's a fly in my soup ! \" At our restaurant , we guarantee You won't find a single fly . \" \" Whaddya mean ? \" \" Because they're all married . \""}
{"id":"hom_1430","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You are now entering a School Free Drug Zone ."}
{"id":"hom_1431","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Sky divers don't jump , they just fall away ."}
{"id":"hom_1432","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PLANETS never die , they just lose their attraction ."}
{"id":"hom_1433","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I wanted to make suits but I could never measure up ."}
{"id":"hom_1434","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Will , I'm a lawyer ."}
{"id":"hom_1435","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" Here's your allowance for the next two weeks , \" Tom advanced ."}
{"id":"hom_1436","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD CARD PLAYERS never die , they just shuffle off ."}
{"id":"hom_1437","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The earliest mention of cars is in the Bible when Adam and Eve were driven out of the Garden of Eden ."}
{"id":"hom_1438","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When a guillotine executioner is layed off he gets severance ."}
{"id":"hom_1439","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I like elevators they let me say jokes on every level ."}
{"id":"hom_1440","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD ALCOHOLICS never die , they just lose their spirit ."}
{"id":"hom_1441","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD TANNERS never die they just go into hiding ."}
{"id":"hom_1442","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Jenny was sure she was going to Heaven but she wouldn't harp on it ."}
{"id":"hom_1443","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A nuclear war can ruin your whole day . . ."}
{"id":"hom_1444","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"In Ireland you're more likely to get a Pat answer ."}
{"id":"hom_1445","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You can't have an omelette unless you break the egg ."}
{"id":"hom_1446","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Give a dog a bad name and hang him ."}
{"id":"hom_1447","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Tires are fixed for a flat rate ."}
{"id":"hom_1448","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The heart sees farther than the head ."}
{"id":"hom_1449","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He was the most dishonest and cleverest card shark in the city , the police said he will be dealt with ."}
{"id":"hom_1450","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old electricians never die , they just get discharged ."}
{"id":"hom_1451","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The trampoline was on sale for fifty per cent off . Needless to say I jumped on the offer ."}
{"id":"hom_1452","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I wanted to be a sonar technician , but it was out of my depth ."}
{"id":"hom_1453","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Peter went overboard for the lord , why can\u2019t we ."}
{"id":"hom_1454","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Stop talking ! I'm out of aspirin !"}
{"id":"hom_1455","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Proofread carefully to see if you any words out ."}
{"id":"hom_1456","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The railway constructions are on track ."}
{"id":"hom_1457","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The truth shall set you free , or The truth will set you free ."}
{"id":"hom_1458","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Stamp out excessive postage prices ."}
{"id":"hom_1459","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Art , I'm a museum curator ."}
{"id":"hom_1460","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He put so many blanks in his document that he started to feel spaced out ."}
{"id":"hom_1461","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm sorry Mrs . Bobbitt , you can't send that in the mail ."}
{"id":"hom_1462","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The mother kangaroo tried to instill good financial habits in her baby . She told him to pocket all his allowance ."}
{"id":"hom_1463","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Highways today are much better than they were many years ago and there are lots of concrete examples of it ."}
{"id":"hom_1464","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Monkey see , monkey do ."}
{"id":"hom_1465","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't get lost in the mist or else you won't have the foggiest idea where you are ."}
{"id":"hom_1466","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A former doctor , while auditioning for a play , broke his leg . But luckily , he could still make the cast ."}
{"id":"hom_1467","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Anything not nailed down is a cat toy ."}
{"id":"hom_1468","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Success is a journey not a destination ."}
{"id":"hom_1469","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some jokes get dated , other jokes get married ."}
{"id":"hom_1470","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I've never tipped a cow . Then again , one has never served me food ."}
{"id":"hom_1471","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Have you heard about that online origami store ? It folded ."}
{"id":"hom_1472","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'd love to change the world . . . if I can get the source code ."}
{"id":"hom_1473","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only an Attorney's daughter , but what a will to break ."}
{"id":"hom_1474","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Always smile . It makes people wonder what you're up to ."}
{"id":"hom_1475","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Kindness , like grain , increases by sowing ."}
{"id":"hom_1476","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He didn't want to volunteer for the rodeo but he got roped into it ."}
{"id":"hom_1477","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When he switched from horses to sailing , his life took on a new tack ."}
{"id":"hom_1478","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Do I straddle the fence on issues ? Well , yes and no . . . ."}
{"id":"hom_1479","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden . It didn't have much of a plot ."}
{"id":"hom_1480","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Absence makes the heart grow fonder ."}
{"id":"hom_1481","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The queen told the prince that he was a royal pain ."}
{"id":"hom_1482","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Hell ! I thought I\u2019d gotten away with it !"}
{"id":"hom_1483","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I want a motorized bicycle , \" Tom moped ."}
{"id":"hom_1484","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A friend cannot be known in prosperity nor an enemy be hidden in adversity ."}
{"id":"hom_1485","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A man given a watch at his retirement said'it's about time'."}
{"id":"hom_1486","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Photographers are often very candid people ."}
{"id":"hom_1487","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Hell ! I thought it didn't matter what you believed as long as you were sincere !"}
{"id":"hom_1488","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A thousand dogs were stolen from a pet shop on Saturday . Police say they have no leads ."}
{"id":"hom_1489","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Shame take him that shame thinketh ."}
{"id":"hom_1490","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A good beginning makes a good ending ."}
{"id":"hom_1491","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Aliens can easily understand each other because their language is universal ."}
{"id":"hom_1492","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"At first he was was a sprinter , but then he decided to run for office ."}
{"id":"hom_1493","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It is always darkest just before you turn on the lights ."}
{"id":"hom_1494","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If it looks like a duck , swims like a duck , and quacks like a duck , then it probably is a duck ."}
{"id":"hom_1495","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Doctor , Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film ! - Hmmmm . Let's hope nothing develops . Next ."}
{"id":"hom_1496","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I wondered why my geometry class was always tired . They were all out of shape ."}
{"id":"hom_1497","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"We offer counsel so you are not audited on your final return ."}
{"id":"hom_1498","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A golden bit does not make the horse any better ."}
{"id":"hom_1499","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD BOOTLEGGERS never die , they just keep still ."}
{"id":"hom_1500","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"We carry our greatest enemies within us ."}
{"id":"hom_1501","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"To draw cartoons for a living requires someone who is very animated ."}
{"id":"hom_1502","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Bill Gates took advantage of his Windows of opportunity"}
{"id":"hom_1503","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm drawn to art ."}
{"id":"hom_1504","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die , they just lose some functions ."}
{"id":"hom_1505","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When you can't decide with your friends whose place to have a party at it's known as party politics ."}
{"id":"hom_1506","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Missionaries like open hooded cars because they are convertible ."}
{"id":"hom_1507","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The first time he put the horses on the carriage it went without a hitch ."}
{"id":"hom_1508","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Undertakers'Motto - Trust us . We are the very last ones to put you down ."}
{"id":"hom_1509","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"We are overdressed when we are wrapped up in ourselves ."}
{"id":"hom_1510","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The inventor of sandpaper had a rough time of it ."}
{"id":"hom_1511","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Satan can\u2019t bring you down any farther than your knees ."}
{"id":"hom_1512","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The inventor of the stove top was in his element ."}
{"id":"hom_1513","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Astronauts work in a nice atmosphere ."}
{"id":"hom_1514","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Well drilling is a deep subject ."}
{"id":"hom_1515","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Candy . I'm a confectioner ."}
{"id":"hom_1516","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"This is a picture of my new house , said Tom , visibly moved ."}
{"id":"hom_1517","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm buying a birthday present for a sculptor . Can you chip in ?"}
{"id":"hom_1518","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist , but by a guy who was filling in ."}
{"id":"hom_1519","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD TYPISTS never die , they just lose their touch ."}
{"id":"hom_1520","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Installing a fan can be a breeze ."}
{"id":"hom_1521","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended ."}
{"id":"hom_1522","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Nature , time , and patience are three great physicians ."}
{"id":"hom_1523","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"There is only one way to open the door and that is the key ."}
{"id":"hom_1524","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"My other computer runs the Enterprise ."}
{"id":"hom_1525","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Engineers : often wrong , seldom in doubt ."}
{"id":"hom_1526","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD GRAVEDIGGERS never die , they just get buried in their work"}
{"id":"hom_1527","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the shocked IRS agent was found guilty of tax evasion he had to take time to collect himself ."}
{"id":"hom_1528","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't let the perfect become the enemy of the good ."}
{"id":"hom_1529","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The rodent catcher was always trying to weasel his way out of work ."}
{"id":"hom_1530","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A hedge between keeps friends green ."}
{"id":"hom_1531","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When William joined the army he disliked the phrase'fire at will'."}
{"id":"hom_1532","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When some coins fell into the batter it turned out to be a rich cake ."}
{"id":"hom_1533","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Fine words butter no parsnips ."}
{"id":"hom_1534","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the shoe store owner discovered that someone had broken into his store , the police pumped him for information ."}
{"id":"hom_1535","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"That's the seventh dip , Namaan said cleanly ."}
{"id":"hom_1536","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't take life seriously . . . it isn't permanent ."}
{"id":"hom_1537","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two mathematicians arguing about even numbers were at odds ."}
{"id":"hom_1538","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The weather bureau is an umbrella organization ."}
{"id":"hom_1539","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD TELEPHONE OPERATORS never die , they just become disconnected ."}
{"id":"hom_1540","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A streaker was found dead this morning . Police say the details are quite revealing ."}
{"id":"hom_1541","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I strongly dislike the subject of math , however I am partial to fractions ."}
{"id":"hom_1542","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The builders of raceways believe that one good turn deserves another ."}
{"id":"hom_1543","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A computer program attached to an electric chair would have to have its execution checked carefully ."}
{"id":"hom_1544","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD GAMBLERS never die , they just get discarded ."}
{"id":"hom_1545","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My mate swallowed a cordless vacuum cleaner , they took him to hospital and he is picking up nicely ."}
{"id":"hom_1546","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My mom ran out of poultry seasoning so she winged it ."}
{"id":"hom_1547","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD CREDIT CARD USERS never die , they just expire ."}
{"id":"hom_1548","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The members of the oldest profession are not really lost women ; they are just mislaid ."}
{"id":"hom_1549","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A bowling team was called'lightning'because they had so many strikes ."}
{"id":"hom_1550","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A wife lasts as long as a marriage , an ex - wife for ever ."}
{"id":"hom_1551","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Gene , I'm a DNA researcher ."}
{"id":"hom_1552","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't fall before you're pushed ."}
{"id":"hom_1553","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He had to learn what the measles was , from scratch ."}
{"id":"hom_1554","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Lute . I'm a musician ."}
{"id":"hom_1555","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg , but broke it off ."}
{"id":"hom_1556","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"One leftover said to another'foiled again . '"}
{"id":"hom_1557","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Underpaid weather forecasters predicted a storm of protest ."}
{"id":"hom_1558","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The painter was hospitalized due to too many strokes ."}
{"id":"hom_1559","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Trust your calculator . It's something to count on ."}
{"id":"hom_1560","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When asked by a passenger how high he would get , the pilot replied ,'I don't do drugs . '"}
{"id":"hom_1561","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The journalist went to Greece to see the ancient ruins and is now writing several columns about them ."}
{"id":"hom_1562","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The mortician was late for dinner because he was buried in his work ."}
{"id":"hom_1563","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD RABBIS never die , they just get grey around the temples ."}
{"id":"hom_1564","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the janitor wanted to take up public speaking he always had the floor ."}
{"id":"hom_1565","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD GUITARISTS never die , they just become unstrung ."}
{"id":"hom_1566","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I before E except after C , huh ? Weird . . . . ."}
{"id":"hom_1567","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The date of the marathon was changed . She took it in stride ."}
{"id":"hom_1568","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Advice most needed is least heeded ."}
{"id":"hom_1569","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A cutlery manufacturing company was built at a fork in the road ."}
{"id":"hom_1570","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered ."}
{"id":"hom_1571","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"( A ) bort , ( R ) etry , ( F ) ail , ( G ) rab _ Hammer"}
{"id":"hom_1572","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The longest mile is the last mile home ."}
{"id":"hom_1573","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"People in the desert have dry humor ."}
{"id":"hom_1574","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A sign at a cemetery reads ,'No Trespassing , Violators Will Face Grave Charges'."}
{"id":"hom_1575","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Where ignorance is bliss ,'tis folly to be wise ."}
{"id":"hom_1576","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Time and tide wait for no man ."}
{"id":"hom_1577","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Love me , love my dog ."}
{"id":"hom_1578","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"For a long time , black holes were a dark secret ."}
{"id":"hom_1579","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Conductor's daughter , but she told you where to get off ."}
{"id":"hom_1580","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm not worthless . I can always serve as a bad example ."}
{"id":"hom_1581","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Forgive and forget ."}
{"id":"hom_1582","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't wash your dirty linen in public ."}
{"id":"hom_1583","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A burnt child dreads the fire ."}
{"id":"hom_1584","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Cooks have a lot of spice in their lives ."}
{"id":"hom_1585","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The defendant in a coffee theft trial refused to testify on the grounds that could incriminate him ."}
{"id":"hom_1586","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Dorothy's dog , of the Wizard of Oz fame , always eats his food entirely - he never leaves any scraps because it's in toto ."}
{"id":"hom_1587","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD LANDSCAPERS never die , they just get weeded out ."}
{"id":"hom_1588","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon , but he made the cut ."}
{"id":"hom_1589","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A cat found a mysterious sweater , but the mystery was soon unravelled ."}
{"id":"hom_1590","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Notice in a field : The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free , but the bull charges ."}
{"id":"hom_1591","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I didn't have the faintest idea as to why I passed out ."}
{"id":"hom_1592","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I used to work in a blanket factory but it folded ."}
{"id":"hom_1593","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Rental agents offer quarters for dollars ."}
{"id":"hom_1594","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening . He loved recycling ."}
{"id":"hom_1595","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":". . . I multi - task , I read in the bathroom ."}
{"id":"hom_1596","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"His qualifications as a math teacher didn't add up ."}
{"id":"hom_1597","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Enjoy the present day , trusting little to what tomorrow may bring ."}
{"id":"hom_1598","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There are sins of omission as well as of commission ."}
{"id":"hom_1599","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Deeds are fruits , words are but leaves ."}
{"id":"hom_1600","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Wade not in unknown waters ."}
{"id":"hom_1601","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I forget the dream , but I'm missing a pajama button . . ."}
{"id":"hom_1602","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Electrician's daughter , and she made house calls to remove her customers'shorts ."}
{"id":"hom_1603","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Yo mama's so ugly , she made an onion cry ."}
{"id":"hom_1604","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Sherry . I work in a vineyard ."}
{"id":"hom_1605","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"How could I trust the ceiling fan installer when I knew he was always screwing up ."}
{"id":"hom_1606","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Politics makes strange bedfellows ."}
{"id":"hom_1607","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A musician went to hospital after playing too many accidentals ."}
{"id":"hom_1608","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you want a metal dog leash go to a chain store ."}
{"id":"hom_1609","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If they ever have a contest for the best looking mannequin , there will be stiff competition ."}
{"id":"hom_1610","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Set your drink on a skateboard , they make good coasters ."}
{"id":"hom_1611","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Hey , wake up ! It's time for your sleeping pills ."}
{"id":"hom_1612","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Procrastination is the thief of time ."}
{"id":"hom_1613","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A watched pot never boils ."}
{"id":"hom_1614","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PHILOSOPHERS never die , they just retire to their own premises ."}
{"id":"hom_1615","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"People who work at a mint make a lot of money ."}
{"id":"hom_1616","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I wanted to join my local rambling club , but the guy I spoke to on the phone just went on and on ."}
{"id":"hom_1617","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Porchclimber's daughter , but you should see her stoop"}
{"id":"hom_1618","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Have an optometrist run for president , because they are people of vision ."}
{"id":"hom_1619","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Go with the flow ."}
{"id":"hom_1620","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still ."}
{"id":"hom_1621","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the beautician was asked to complete her make - up work she blushed ."}
{"id":"hom_1622","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"As usual , the chief meteorologist blustered his way through the staff meeting ."}
{"id":"hom_1623","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"As you sow , so you reap ."}
{"id":"hom_1624","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD BUTCHERS never die , they just get disjointed ."}
{"id":"hom_1625","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you miss a class at beauty school you'll need a makeup session ."}
{"id":"hom_1626","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Bud . I'm in flowers ."}
{"id":"hom_1627","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The musician in jail was anxiously awaiting his next release ."}
{"id":"hom_1628","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The man addicted to brake fluid said he could stop any time ."}
{"id":"hom_1629","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD WATCHMAKERS never die , they just wind down ."}
{"id":"hom_1630","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There's many a slip'twixt cup and lip ."}
{"id":"hom_1631","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD HACKERS never die , they just go to bits"}
{"id":"hom_1632","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I've got to stop this motor , \" Tom choked ."}
{"id":"hom_1633","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Reckless youth makes rueful age ."}
{"id":"hom_1634","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you ."}
{"id":"hom_1635","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Even the best bird dog is only good to a point ."}
{"id":"hom_1636","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD HELICOPTER PILOTS never die , they just lose their choppers ."}
{"id":"hom_1637","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The cat took up computer lessons in hopes of mastering its grip on a mouse ."}
{"id":"hom_1638","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Packing up and relocating to a new home can be a moving experience ."}
{"id":"hom_1639","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Love is like war , Easy to start , Hard to end , Impossible to forget ."}
{"id":"hom_1640","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If you can't beat them , join them ."}
{"id":"hom_1641","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Pick Pockets 50 % Climb Walls 75 % Steal Tagline 99 %"}
{"id":"hom_1642","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The earless defendant waived his hearing ."}
{"id":"hom_1643","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago . . . ."}
{"id":"hom_1644","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Be careful what you wish for , you just might get it ."}
{"id":"hom_1645","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The hotel chef was noted for his tomfoolery and his capers ."}
{"id":"hom_1646","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Sea captains have a lot of latitude ."}
{"id":"hom_1647","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD LIBRARIANS never die , they just lose their circulation ."}
{"id":"hom_1648","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Scientists allow us to see the sun in a different light ."}
{"id":"hom_1649","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Proverbs run in pairs ."}
{"id":"hom_1650","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Dentists have the same old grind day after day ."}
{"id":"hom_1651","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The star asked the sun why the moon was always up so late . Sun responded that it was just a phase ."}
{"id":"hom_1652","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Erasable pens were a good idea on paper ."}
{"id":"hom_1653","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you do research in optics you will have to do some light reading ."}
{"id":"hom_1654","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Oscar , and I'm a movie star ."}
{"id":"hom_1655","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"For fast relief take two tablets . The ten commandments"}
{"id":"hom_1656","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I could not pull out of my parking space , so I used my back up plan ."}
{"id":"hom_1657","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Where there are many chickens you can find layers of eggs ."}
{"id":"hom_1658","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A cow that is pampered too much will give spoiled milk ."}
{"id":"hom_1659","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When Irish boys carry their little brothers , they get a Pat on the back ."}
{"id":"hom_1660","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He died leaving 100 clocks . His son is winding up the estate ."}
{"id":"hom_1661","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it ."}
{"id":"hom_1662","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The man who dies with the most toys is still dead ."}
{"id":"hom_1663","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD WATCHMAKERS never die , they just unwind ."}
{"id":"hom_1664","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Shit or get off the pot ."}
{"id":"hom_1665","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Did you hear about the pilot who always had work ? He was great at landing a job ."}
{"id":"hom_1666","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Do you have any parting words ? - How about comb and brush ?"}
{"id":"hom_1667","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Windows isn't crippleware : it's \" Functionally Challenged \""}
{"id":"hom_1668","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Network management is like trying to herd cats . . ."}
{"id":"hom_1669","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Confidence is important ; the computer can sense fear ."}
{"id":"hom_1670","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest ."}
{"id":"hom_1671","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When crazy glue was invented lots of people became attached to it ."}
{"id":"hom_1672","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It's a good horse that never stumbles ."}
{"id":"hom_1673","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There's no place like home ."}
{"id":"hom_1674","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"By perseverance the snail reached the arc ."}
{"id":"hom_1675","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the wheel was invented , it caused a revolution ."}
{"id":"hom_1676","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" It's twelve noon , \" Tom chimed in ."}
{"id":"hom_1677","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work ."}
{"id":"hom_1678","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Beats me why anyone would want to be a masochist ."}
{"id":"hom_1679","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Long absent , soon forgotten ."}
{"id":"hom_1680","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD CARDIOLOGISTS never die , they just lose heart ."}
{"id":"hom_1681","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A friend is best found in adversity ."}
{"id":"hom_1682","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"After he invented the light bulb , people saw Edison in a new light ."}
{"id":"hom_1683","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't try to reinvent the wheel ."}
{"id":"hom_1684","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of woman scorned !"}
{"id":"hom_1685","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD ELECTRICIANS never die , they just lose their spark ."}
{"id":"hom_1686","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card ."}
{"id":"hom_1687","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I wanted to exercise last night but it just didn't work out ."}
{"id":"hom_1688","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"What's another word for Thesaurus ?"}
{"id":"hom_1689","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some people with a lot of vision started the Blind Institute ."}
{"id":"hom_1690","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Everyone's fuming over the high cost of gas ."}
{"id":"hom_1691","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She told me the drink was non - alcoholic , but where was the proof ?"}
{"id":"hom_1692","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"During a tennis match one player gave the other a backhanded compliment ."}
{"id":"hom_1693","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Time will tell ."}
{"id":"hom_1694","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He auditioned for a part as a trumpet player but he blew it ."}
{"id":"hom_1695","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Most males in a men's room are stand - up guys ."}
{"id":"hom_1696","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A girl and her boyfriend went to a party as a barcode . They were an item ."}
{"id":"hom_1697","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"There was an eye doctor who wanted to re - locate but couldn't find a job because he didn't have enough contacts ."}
{"id":"hom_1698","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Fireman's daughter , but she's really going to blazes ."}
{"id":"hom_1699","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Frank , the Hot - Dog vendor"}
{"id":"hom_1700","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Last week I was diagnosed with insomnia , and now I'm just so tired of it ."}
{"id":"hom_1701","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Musical composers can use lots of Note paper ."}
{"id":"hom_1702","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Small people are in short supply ."}
{"id":"hom_1703","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Burning too much incense in a rented room could make the owner incensed ."}
{"id":"hom_1704","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"For a fish , the end of a barbed hook is the \" point \" of no return ."}
{"id":"hom_1705","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Drumming is not the way to catch a hare ."}
{"id":"hom_1706","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day . Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime ."}
{"id":"hom_1707","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two silk worms had a race . They ended up in a tie ."}
{"id":"hom_1708","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Semaphore was flagged away as a form of communication decades ago ."}
{"id":"hom_1709","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A will is a relative thing ."}
{"id":"hom_1710","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Home is where the heart is ."}
{"id":"hom_1711","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD BEEKEEPERS never die they just buzz off ."}
{"id":"hom_1712","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I'd tell you a joke about a cow but I always butcher it ."}
{"id":"hom_1713","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"There's a new magnetic steam iron that makes your clothes attractive ."}
{"id":"hom_1714","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD CASHIERS never die , they just change ."}
{"id":"hom_1715","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The police auction was a complete bust ."}
{"id":"hom_1716","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Joan is as good as my lady in the dark ."}
{"id":"hom_1717","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The incontinent Scotsman had a wee accident ."}
{"id":"hom_1718","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Be reasonable . . . . . do it my way ."}
{"id":"hom_1719","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My dog has a lot of potential , you just have to unleash it ."}
{"id":"hom_1720","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"To some - marriage is a word . . . to others - a sentence ."}
{"id":"hom_1721","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Confidence is the companion of success ."}
{"id":"hom_1722","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'd love to , but I'm teaching my ferret to yodel ."}
{"id":"hom_1723","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A broken watch is right two times a day ."}
{"id":"hom_1724","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't play with matches . Lighters work much , much better ."}
{"id":"hom_1725","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Reward for a job well done : more work ."}
{"id":"hom_1726","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Years ago , changing TV channels from a sitting position was a remote possibility ."}
{"id":"hom_1727","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Horses eat best when they don't have a bit in their mouth ."}
{"id":"hom_1728","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I've passed the exam this time , Tom remarked ."}
{"id":"hom_1729","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Waiters are good at multiplication because they know their tables ."}
{"id":"hom_1730","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When he forgot to itemize what he wanted at the grocery store he felt quite listless ."}
{"id":"hom_1731","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Two can live as cheaply as one , for half as long ."}
{"id":"hom_1732","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I got a small ticket for speeding . It's fine with me ."}
{"id":"hom_1733","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Sharks don't eat lawyers . Professional courtesy ."}
{"id":"hom_1734","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I once had insomnia so bad I was awake until it dawned on me ."}
{"id":"hom_1735","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Surfing is a swell sport !"}
{"id":"hom_1736","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some food for thought is only baloney"}
{"id":"hom_1737","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Stolen eggs are poached ."}
{"id":"hom_1738","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"He does the work of 3 men . . . . Larry Moe & Curly ."}
{"id":"hom_1739","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Professional rock climbers , the only people paid to get high ."}
{"id":"hom_1740","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Good girls go to heaven . Bad girls go EVERYwhere ."}
{"id":"hom_1741","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm not lost , I'm \" locationally challenged . \""}
{"id":"hom_1742","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the doctor asked the editor how he was doing , he said he had a problem with his circulation ."}
{"id":"hom_1743","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Where there's muck there's brass ."}
{"id":"hom_1744","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I didn't understand the math , so the teacher summed it up for me ."}
{"id":"hom_1745","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"When in Rome , do as the Romans do ."}
{"id":"hom_1746","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Many a mickle makes a muckle ."}
{"id":"hom_1747","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"For a dishonest employee : He's an unbelievable worker ."}
{"id":"hom_1748","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I wanted to do some research on anorexia , so I went to the library to get the skinny ."}
{"id":"hom_1749","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the spice ships used to bring goods to the king the captain was peppered with compliments ."}
{"id":"hom_1750","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD ORGANISTS never die , they just come to a stop ."}
{"id":"hom_1751","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The only similarity between ancient times and the 1970's is that both were full of people getting stoned ."}
{"id":"hom_1752","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A cat may look at a king ."}
{"id":"hom_1753","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"What did the triangle say to the circle ? You're so pointless ."}
{"id":"hom_1754","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm taking this ship back into harbor , Tom reported ."}
{"id":"hom_1755","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"They call me Pops . I sell soft drinks ."}
{"id":"hom_1756","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I tried wrapping Christmas presents , but I didn't have the gift ."}
{"id":"hom_1757","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I love hot dogs , \" said Tom with relish ."}
{"id":"hom_1758","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"In the army mess hall , the men were getting fed up ."}
{"id":"hom_1759","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"People who eat their apples stem and seed and all improve their core values ."}
{"id":"hom_1760","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I met this guy who said he loved children , then I found out he was on parole for it ."}
{"id":"hom_1761","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Piano players know what bar they are in ."}
{"id":"hom_1762","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two clock makers argued and got ticked off ."}
{"id":"hom_1763","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some people take beautiful pictures and cut them into pieces . That's a puzzle to me ."}
{"id":"hom_1764","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I found out that at the gym , their opinion on fitness carries a lot of weight ."}
{"id":"hom_1765","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Great minds agree ."}
{"id":"hom_1766","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD FIREFIGHTERS never die they just go to blazes ."}
{"id":"hom_1767","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When a new baby comes into a family , many changes are necessary ."}
{"id":"hom_1768","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The royal pharmacist wore a tuxedo and dispensed with formalities ."}
{"id":"hom_1769","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are ."}
{"id":"hom_1770","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A crazy programmer with a cold is a coughing hacker ."}
{"id":"hom_1771","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Eve taught us it\u2019s okay to take a little ribbing"}
{"id":"hom_1772","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The only free cheese is in the mouse trap ."}
{"id":"hom_1773","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The astronomer became an actor because he always wanted to visit the stars ."}
{"id":"hom_1774","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Hasty judgment leads to repentance ."}
{"id":"hom_1775","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD GEOLOGISTS never die , they just have their faults"}
{"id":"hom_1776","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Take care of number one ."}
{"id":"hom_1777","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"He's dead , Jim . Kick him if you don't believe me ."}
{"id":"hom_1778","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Meet me at the clothes line . That's where I hang out !"}
{"id":"hom_1779","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Life is what you make of it ."}
{"id":"hom_1780","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The inventor of shag carpet made a big pile ."}
{"id":"hom_1781","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I've always pictured myself taking selfies ."}
{"id":"hom_1782","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He would promise to play golf , but he didn't know how to follow through ."}
{"id":"hom_1783","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The artist was great . He could always draw a crowd ."}
{"id":"hom_1784","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"He that steals an egg will steal an ox ."}
{"id":"hom_1785","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Glue inventors have to stick to it ."}
{"id":"hom_1786","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He made a slow start in the sport of weightlifting but he picked it up eventually ."}
{"id":"hom_1787","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The president of a ladder manufacturer had to step down ."}
{"id":"hom_1788","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Though thou hast ever so many counsellors , yet do not forsake the counsel of thy own soul ."}
{"id":"hom_1789","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Press any key to continue or any other key to quit"}
{"id":"hom_1790","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat ."}
{"id":"hom_1791","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Banning the bra was a big flop ."}
{"id":"hom_1792","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The general started bowling before his aide had entered his name on the score sheet . He had launched a pre - emptive strike ."}
{"id":"hom_1793","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It is better to die on one's feet than live on one's knees ."}
{"id":"hom_1794","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Biscuits and speeches are better when made with shortening ."}
{"id":"hom_1795","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords . They can't croak ."}
{"id":"hom_1796","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Digging a hole for a coffin is a grave matter ."}
{"id":"hom_1797","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the CEO dropped his brownie on the calculator , was he trying to fudge the numbers ?"}
{"id":"hom_1798","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Noteworthy musicians are very composed ."}
{"id":"hom_1799","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Stereo speakers are made by'high volume'manufacturers ."}
{"id":"hom_1800","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Cats remind us that not everything in Nature has purpose ."}
{"id":"hom_1801","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A karate school restaurant served mainly chops ."}
{"id":"hom_1802","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You have an important role as a negative example ."}
{"id":"hom_1803","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"For insomnia move to the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off ."}
{"id":"hom_1804","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He tried to sell me glass with imperfections in it , but I saw through it ."}
{"id":"hom_1805","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Those who make balls of wool for a living like to come home and unwind ."}
{"id":"hom_1806","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . Then it hit me ."}
{"id":"hom_1807","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The athlete colored her hair and started a winning streak ."}
{"id":"hom_1808","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A balding man and his hair are soon parted ."}
{"id":"hom_1809","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Oil executives are always using crude language ."}
{"id":"hom_1810","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Fear not the loss of the bell more than the loss of the steeple ."}
{"id":"hom_1811","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Your E - mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage"}
{"id":"hom_1812","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD VACUUM CLEANER SALESMEN never die , they just get sucked in !"}
{"id":"hom_1813","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When writing out drink recipes you have to have a first draft ."}
{"id":"hom_1814","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He worked in a chocolate factory , but always took his sweet time ."}
{"id":"hom_1815","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Did you hear about the crab in financial difficulty ? It was starting to feel the pinch ."}
{"id":"hom_1816","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A paid up computer is , by definition , obsolete ."}
{"id":"hom_1817","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Actions are usually right , but the reasons seldom are ."}
{"id":"hom_1818","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The enemy of my enemy , is my friend ."}
{"id":"hom_1819","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I made a really cheesy pun about quesadillas the other day ."}
{"id":"hom_1820","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The organizational get together for a company football team was called a kickoff meeting ."}
{"id":"hom_1821","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He lit the arrow head because he wanted to fire it ."}
{"id":"hom_1822","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" Don't add too much water , \" said Tom with great concentration ."}
{"id":"hom_1823","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD CHAUFFEURS never die they just lose their drive ."}
{"id":"hom_1824","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some people still think that writing long stories is a novel idea ."}
{"id":"hom_1825","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Come huddle with us before the big game"}
{"id":"hom_1826","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She swallowed a peach seed and could feel it in the pit of her stomach ."}
{"id":"hom_1827","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"WORK HARDER ! . . . Millions on Welfare depend on YOU !"}
{"id":"hom_1828","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I like modern painting , \" said Tom abstractly ."}
{"id":"hom_1829","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Give him an inch and he'll take a yard ."}
{"id":"hom_1830","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The price of the big fan blew me away ."}
{"id":"hom_1831","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD HOUSEWIVES never die , they just wash away ."}
{"id":"hom_1832","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The Biomedical Engineer didn't have the heart to check the EKG machine ."}
{"id":"hom_1833","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My stuffing was bad , so I got some sage advice ."}
{"id":"hom_1834","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Morticians make you feel dead gorgeous ."}
{"id":"hom_1835","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms ."}
{"id":"hom_1836","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He folded and straightened the money because he wanted a tidy sum ."}
{"id":"hom_1837","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The boy had never played basketball before so he decided to give it a shot ."}
{"id":"hom_1838","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only an Apple - grower's daughter but the men said she was delicious ."}
{"id":"hom_1839","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Double your hard disk space : DELETE WINDOWS !"}
{"id":"hom_1840","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The hostage said he couldn't stay on the phone long because he was tied up at the moment ."}
{"id":"hom_1841","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Bring your spirtual Marshmellows , our pastor is on fire !"}
{"id":"hom_1842","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Give credit where credit is due ."}
{"id":"hom_1843","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I tried to look up impotence on the Internet but nothing came up ."}
{"id":"hom_1844","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The agreeable tennis umpire was generous to a fault ."}
{"id":"hom_1845","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"This tagline no verb ."}
{"id":"hom_1846","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I like ragged margins , \" said Tom without justification ."}
{"id":"hom_1847","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't open the darkroom door ; it lets all the dark out ."}
{"id":"hom_1848","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old photographers never die , they're just out of the picture for a while ."}
{"id":"hom_1849","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Arguments about the weather will eventually blow over ."}
{"id":"hom_1850","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I don't work here on a regular basis , \" said Tom casually ."}
{"id":"hom_1851","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD FROGS never die , but they do croak ."}
{"id":"hom_1852","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"What are you taking pictures of ? Tom snapped ."}
{"id":"hom_1853","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Endorsement by an olympic swimmer caused a company's profits to dive ."}
{"id":"hom_1854","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The cannibal passed his brother in the woods ."}
{"id":"hom_1855","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Freud could barely repress his excitement ."}
{"id":"hom_1856","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My word is final ! Tom dictated to his secretary ."}
{"id":"hom_1857","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"It's no wonder that some baseball players have lots of money - often even many of the bases are loaded ."}
{"id":"hom_1858","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Good police officers never miss a beat ."}
{"id":"hom_1859","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"To save money for the company he cut all the electricity . They were soon in the black ."}
{"id":"hom_1860","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I try wearing tight jeans , but I can never pull it off ."}
{"id":"hom_1861","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"At first I hated my haircut , but now it's growing on me ."}
{"id":"hom_1862","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"What did the minister say to the underdressed layman ? \" No shoes , no shirt , no service \""}
{"id":"hom_1863","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A sports match was attended by many scores ."}
{"id":"hom_1864","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You can't milk a bull ."}
{"id":"hom_1865","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It's not the money I want , it's the stuff ."}
{"id":"hom_1866","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Your very last breath will be a fatal blow ."}
{"id":"hom_1867","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A true friend does sometime venture to be offensive ."}
{"id":"hom_1868","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I'll corroborate that again , Tom reproved ."}
{"id":"hom_1869","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Why yes , I - do - work for a unit of the Illuminati ."}
{"id":"hom_1870","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I had an appointment with the chiropractor , but I backed out ."}
{"id":"hom_1871","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the baby bird penned his first novel he was just a fledgling author ."}
{"id":"hom_1872","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Artificial knees and elbows were developed during a joint project ."}
{"id":"hom_1873","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I always believed my body was a prison for me . I was right , in biology I learnt they were made of cells ."}
{"id":"hom_1874","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Sow thin , shear thin ."}
{"id":"hom_1875","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point ."}
{"id":"hom_1876","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD BASEBALLS never die they just get pitched ."}
{"id":"hom_1877","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The baseball pitcher's retirement was at the end of a wonderful ERA ."}
{"id":"hom_1878","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The boy who got electrocuted was unable to give a statement because he was still shocked at the incident ."}
{"id":"hom_1879","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun ."}
{"id":"hom_1880","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The case against a donut thief was full of holes ."}
{"id":"hom_1881","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Sheesh ! You start havin'fun , and they send the lawyers !"}
{"id":"hom_1882","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"He that can have patience can have what he will ."}
{"id":"hom_1883","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The duck said to the bartender ,'put it on my bill . '"}
{"id":"hom_1884","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"While having a hard time water - skiing , the boy commented ,'This is such a drag . '"}
{"id":"hom_1885","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the artist tried to draw a cube he had a mental block ."}
{"id":"hom_1886","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the air conditioning failed in the indoor stadium there was a fan protest ."}
{"id":"hom_1887","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD WOOL COATS never die , they just become mothballed ."}
{"id":"hom_1888","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The runaway beer truck barrelled down the freeway after its driver was mugged ."}
{"id":"hom_1889","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"All true wisdom is found on T - shirts . - - And in taglines ."}
{"id":"hom_1890","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If it's too good to be true , then it probably is ."}
{"id":"hom_1891","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic personality ."}
{"id":"hom_1892","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A group of physicists is called a nucleus ."}
{"id":"hom_1893","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Why do we have training bras ? What can we teach them ?"}
{"id":"hom_1894","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A book called'Current Trends in Wiring your House'turned out to be a shocking failure ."}
{"id":"hom_1895","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"False friends are worse than open enemies ."}
{"id":"hom_1896","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Mason - Dixon Line n . Separates y'all from youse guys"}
{"id":"hom_1897","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Last night sex was so good the neighbors lit cigarettes ."}
{"id":"hom_1898","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Manners maketh the man ."}
{"id":"hom_1899","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A word spoken is past recalling ."}
{"id":"hom_1900","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You have the right to remain silent . . . . USE IT !"}
{"id":"hom_1901","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Fools and their money become popular quickly ."}
{"id":"hom_1902","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The apple never falls far from the tree ."}
{"id":"hom_1903","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A hangman will always keep you in the loop ."}
{"id":"hom_1904","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"We're all sitting in the same boat : I fish , you row ."}
{"id":"hom_1905","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I find you guilty , \" said the judge with conviction ."}
{"id":"hom_1906","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD YACHTSMEN never die , they just keel over ."}
{"id":"hom_1907","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Lighthouse keeper's daughter , but she never went out at night"}
{"id":"hom_1908","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Admiration is the daughter of ignorance ."}
{"id":"hom_1909","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"You are confused ; but this is your normal state ."}
{"id":"hom_1910","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Live by the sword , die by the sword ."}
{"id":"hom_1911","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"User : The hardest - to - setup PC peripheral you can buy ."}
{"id":"hom_1912","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I will now demonstrate how to dissect a sheep , \" delivered Tom ."}
{"id":"hom_1913","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"You have to fill out many government forms because there are many forms of government ."}
{"id":"hom_1914","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Bush says \" No new taxes ! \" , Clinton says , \" No , NEW taxes ! \""}
{"id":"hom_1915","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The fertiliser business is a growing industry ."}
{"id":"hom_1916","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Poverty is the reward of idleness ."}
{"id":"hom_1917","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD SHEET ROCKERS (dry wallers) never die , they just hang around ."}
{"id":"hom_1918","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I tried to learn how to drive a stick shift but couldn't locate the manual ."}
{"id":"hom_1919","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Took an hour to bury the cat . Silly thing kept moving . . ."}
{"id":"hom_1920","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When poker players have to fold they feel a bit discarded ."}
{"id":"hom_1921","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor , who is a taxidermist . After such a big meal , I was stuffed ."}
{"id":"hom_1922","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Those who iron clothes have a lot of pressing demands ."}
{"id":"hom_1923","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I think a job as a shoe salesmen would be your best fit ."}
{"id":"hom_1924","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I kept failing to get a job as a butcher because I couldn't just make the cut ."}
{"id":"hom_1925","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"To many girls the word'marriage'has a nice ring to it ."}
{"id":"hom_1926","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A pair of loud twins were stereo speakers ."}
{"id":"hom_1927","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"To be a mountain climber one needs to be in peak condition ."}
{"id":"hom_1928","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A bible falling apart belongs to someone who isn\u2019t ."}
{"id":"hom_1929","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you work in a tire factory you have to get rolling every morning ."}
{"id":"hom_1930","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The trumpeter blew it while auditioning for the symphony ."}
{"id":"hom_1931","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"An idea is not responsible for fools who believe in it ."}
{"id":"hom_1932","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken ."}
{"id":"hom_1933","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A high scoring football game can be very offensive ."}
{"id":"hom_1934","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Vacuum salesman's daughter , but she knew how to suck !"}
{"id":"hom_1935","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Every rose has its thorn ."}
{"id":"hom_1936","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you have need of a locksmith he will be your key man ."}
{"id":"hom_1937","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Plough deep while sluggards sleep , and you will have corn to sell and keep ."}
{"id":"hom_1938","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Massage therapists need a touch of style ."}
{"id":"hom_1939","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"He's not dead , he's electroencephalographically challenged"}
{"id":"hom_1940","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Politicians get onto the merry - go - round and then put a spin on it ."}
{"id":"hom_1941","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"For a chemist disappointed in an experiment the reaction was on his face ."}
{"id":"hom_1942","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I was looking for watch batteries but I wound up at a clock shop ."}
{"id":"hom_1943","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Vertical living is flat dwelling ."}
{"id":"hom_1944","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Waiter , my bill please . - How did you find your luncheon , sir ? - With a magnifying glass ."}
{"id":"hom_1945","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing"}
{"id":"hom_1946","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I just finished reading Newton's Principia Mathematica , and found much of it to be rather derivative ."}
{"id":"hom_1947","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I'm burning aromatic substances , \" said Tom , incensed ."}
{"id":"hom_1948","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Upon discovering her children playing with matches their mother was flaming mad ."}
{"id":"hom_1949","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Canadian DOS prompt : EH ? \\ >"}
{"id":"hom_1950","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Squirt guns don't soak people , People soak people ."}
{"id":"hom_1951","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The duke and the count had a fight . The duke was down for the count ."}
{"id":"hom_1952","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I thought about studying astronomy for university but I knew I would just be taking up space ."}
{"id":"hom_1953","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He sold candy and chocolate . A lot of girls were sweet on him ."}
{"id":"hom_1954","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I went to an invisible fairground but didn't think it was very good . I just couldn't see the attraction ."}
{"id":"hom_1955","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"One of the joys of being a lightweight is that commuting by wind is a breeze !"}
{"id":"hom_1956","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My buddy asked me to look after his pet goose while he was away . I told him I wasn't down with that ."}
{"id":"hom_1957","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PROGRAMMERS never die , they just move to new addresses ."}
{"id":"hom_1958","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A speaker at the firearms convention had to rifle through his notes ."}
{"id":"hom_1959","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Good clothes open all doors ."}
{"id":"hom_1960","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Watson and Crick did the twist all night ."}
{"id":"hom_1961","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword ."}
{"id":"hom_1962","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Tires cost 100 bucks a pop ."}
{"id":"hom_1963","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD CHEMISTS never die , they just fail to react ."}
{"id":"hom_1964","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Where do pancakes live ? In a flat ."}
{"id":"hom_1965","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered ."}
{"id":"hom_1966","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Retired teachers are classless ."}
{"id":"hom_1967","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"For want of a nail the shoe is lost , for want of a shoe the horse is lost , for want of a horse the rider is lost ."}
{"id":"hom_1968","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Janitor's daughter , and she was often swept off her feet ."}
{"id":"hom_1969","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD DENTISTS never die , they just lose their pull ."}
{"id":"hom_1970","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Lumber companies have many board meetings ."}
{"id":"hom_1971","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Due to inclement weather , the sandwich shop wrapped up early Tuesday night ."}
{"id":"hom_1972","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Sometimes a pencil sharpener is needed in order to make a good point ."}
{"id":"hom_1973","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Never draw fire , it irritates everyone around you ."}
{"id":"hom_1974","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Rich , A successful investment banker ."}
{"id":"hom_1975","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A photographer taking pictures of golfers says'watch the birdie'."}
{"id":"hom_1976","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering ."}
{"id":"hom_1977","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Those who work on reducing auto emissions go home exhausted ."}
{"id":"hom_1978","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"They bought a home on a cliff because they liked to live on the edge ."}
{"id":"hom_1979","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old quarterbacks never die , they just pass away ."}
{"id":"hom_1980","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Those who make magnets can be quite attractive ."}
{"id":"hom_1981","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Better is the enemy of good ."}
{"id":"hom_1982","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD NUMBER THEORISTS never die , they just get past their prime ."}
{"id":"hom_1983","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The groundskeeper at a large cemetery was important because he had 5000 people under him ."}
{"id":"hom_1984","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"How come wrong numbers are never busy ? ? ?"}
{"id":"hom_1985","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"There is a growing body of obesity research ."}
{"id":"hom_1986","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I tinted my hair today . It was the highlight of my day ."}
{"id":"hom_1987","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Stealing someone's coffee is called'mugging'."}
{"id":"hom_1988","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A doctor drank while putting on patients'casts . He was soon plastered ."}
{"id":"hom_1989","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"That's the third time my teacher changed my grade , Tom remarked ."}
{"id":"hom_1990","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I am kicking myself I did not take up karate earlier ."}
{"id":"hom_1991","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Why do archers shoot arrows ? Could it be they are trying to get a point across ?"}
{"id":"hom_1992","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Oh what a tangled web we weave . On the Internet ."}
{"id":"hom_1993","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Everyone talks about the weather , but nobody does anything about it ."}
{"id":"hom_1994","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD BUS DRIVERS never die , they just take a turn for the worse ."}
{"id":"hom_1995","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I gave in when my wife hounded me about getting a puppy ."}
{"id":"hom_1996","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Being a fire - fighter ignited my interest heavily ."}
{"id":"hom_1997","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If it ain't broke , let me have a shot at it ."}
{"id":"hom_1998","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill ."}
{"id":"hom_1999","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A boiled egg is hard to beat ."}
{"id":"hom_2000","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It's never too late to mend ."}
{"id":"hom_2001","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When Wally discovered he had Lyme disease he was really ticked off ."}
{"id":"hom_2002","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Avogadro expected a large number to attend ."}
{"id":"hom_2003","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I used to have a life , now I have a modem ."}
{"id":"hom_2004","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"During the meeting about earthquakes , there were several motions ."}
{"id":"hom_2005","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Those who make sinks often feel washed out ."}
{"id":"hom_2006","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Cookie , I'm a baker ."}
{"id":"hom_2007","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"2 Rules for Success : Rule # 1 : Never reveal everything you know ."}
{"id":"hom_2008","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PROCTOLOGISTS never die , they just butt out ."}
{"id":"hom_2009","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He sat in the magician's audience dressed as a cactus . He was a plant ."}
{"id":"hom_2010","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD WASHING MACHINE OPERATORS never die , they just keep agitating ."}
{"id":"hom_2011","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I didn't know which hammer to get , but I think I nailed it ."}
{"id":"hom_2012","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Love can be a touchy subject ."}
{"id":"hom_2013","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Grasp all , lose all ."}
{"id":"hom_2014","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"It was the first time she'd seen a live sponge on display , and she really soaked it in ."}
{"id":"hom_2015","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A music store owner has to have sound business practices ."}
{"id":"hom_2016","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The first guy to mass produce candies made a mint ."}
{"id":"hom_2017","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Old presidents never die they just keep going through their cabinets ."}
{"id":"hom_2018","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When they claimed to house two thousand campers , it sounded like a lot of bunk ."}
{"id":"hom_2019","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He'd never gone hunting but decided to give it a shot ."}
{"id":"hom_2020","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Stewardess trainee : \" Where does THIS door gooooooooooooo . . . . \""}
{"id":"hom_2021","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Volta was electrified ."}
{"id":"hom_2022","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Dwarf on a giant's shoulder sees farther of the two ."}
{"id":"hom_2023","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm very picky about my hair , so a strange barber just won't cut it ."}
{"id":"hom_2024","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Some people go into martial arts just for kicks ."}
{"id":"hom_2025","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A reporter was at an ice cream store getting the scoop ."}
{"id":"hom_2026","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm NOT stubborn ! You can't convince me otherwise ! !"}
{"id":"hom_2027","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Sometimes our Outlook in Life is sent but not received ."}
{"id":"hom_2028","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Weather forecasters thinking is sometimes clouded ."}
{"id":"hom_2029","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Did you hear about the farmer who got attacked by a cow ? He milked it for all it was worth ."}
{"id":"hom_2030","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD BOOKKEEPERS never die they just lose their figures ."}
{"id":"hom_2031","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Who do you have to sleep with to get service around here ?"}
{"id":"hom_2032","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Building a cul - de - sac would be a bit of a dead - end job ."}
{"id":"hom_2033","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"They said he drank 2 bottles of whisky a day , but it wasn't true . He had to scotch those rumours right away ."}
{"id":"hom_2034","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Teacher : In this box , I have a 10 - foot snake . Sammy : You can't fool me , Teacher . . . snakes don't have feet ."}
{"id":"hom_2035","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A good friend never offends ."}
{"id":"hom_2036","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The rabbi became a professional golfer because he was good at making the cut ."}
{"id":"hom_2037","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Swimming instructors are always getting immersed in their work ."}
{"id":"hom_2038","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"they stand best who kneel most"}
{"id":"hom_2039","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" It's an actual parameter , not a formal parameter , \" was Tom's argument ."}
{"id":"hom_2040","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"For greeting card companies their fate is in the cards ."}
{"id":"hom_2041","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A summer is a mathematician ."}
{"id":"hom_2042","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Mike . I'm an announcer"}
{"id":"hom_2043","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Misspelled ? Impossible . My modem is error correcting ."}
{"id":"hom_2044","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A dry cleaners had a dozen suits in court ."}
{"id":"hom_2045","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Violinists are often fiddling around ."}
{"id":"hom_2046","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Armadillo : A mouse built to government specs ."}
{"id":"hom_2047","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If at first you don't succeed , try , try again ."}
{"id":"hom_2048","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"So , how's the flower business going ? Oh , it's blossoming quite nicely ."}
{"id":"hom_2049","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Objects in taglines are closer than they appear ."}
{"id":"hom_2050","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Working for the IRS is a hard job because it is so taxing ."}
{"id":"hom_2051","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A heavy drinker of hard liquor appears to be in high spirits ."}
{"id":"hom_2052","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Real estate agents believe in doing good deeds ."}
{"id":"hom_2053","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Securities are the cause of many people's insecurities ."}
{"id":"hom_2054","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Some thinkle peep I'm under the affluence of inkohol . . ."}
{"id":"hom_2055","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the Dalmatian ran away , he was spotted two blocks from home ."}
{"id":"hom_2056","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Rusty , I'm an iron worker ."}
{"id":"hom_2057","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My student was late for class , claiming he was in the washroom . I think he was stalling ."}
{"id":"hom_2058","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"We should make a beer commercial . It sounds simply intoxicating ."}
{"id":"hom_2059","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous ."}
{"id":"hom_2060","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Insurance broker's daughter , but all the guys liked her policy ."}
{"id":"hom_2061","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Bookbinder's daughter , but she knew her way between the sheets ."}
{"id":"hom_2062","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD ACTUARIES never die they just get broken down by age and sex ."}
{"id":"hom_2063","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I love to eat eggs at the crack of dawn ."}
{"id":"hom_2064","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Did you hear about the tire dealer that had a blowout sale ?"}
{"id":"hom_2065","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" This wind is awful , \" blustered Tom ."}
{"id":"hom_2066","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum ."}
{"id":"hom_2067","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I won't buy a circuit breaker , \" Tom refused ."}
{"id":"hom_2068","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A professor without a pointer may find that his lecture is pointless ."}
{"id":"hom_2069","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"This is where I keep my arrows , said Tom , quivering ."}
{"id":"hom_2070","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Objects under T - Shirt are larger than they appear ."}
{"id":"hom_2071","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He realized he'd made the major leagues when it finally hit him ."}
{"id":"hom_2072","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Joe refused to eat sushi because it looks fishy ."}
{"id":"hom_2073","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I know a rancher who has 100 head of cattle , but he thought there were only 99 until he rounded them up ."}
{"id":"hom_2074","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"History is a set of lies agreed upon by the Victors"}
{"id":"hom_2075","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Set a herring to catch a whale ."}
{"id":"hom_2076","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Leonardo Da Vinci could use a paint brush to make a stroke of genius ."}
{"id":"hom_2077","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned ."}
{"id":"hom_2078","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"It seems like it's always Patsy's fault ."}
{"id":"hom_2079","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Sure I can climb cliffs ! Tom bluffed ."}
{"id":"hom_2080","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Marriage is hard but divorce usually goes off without a hitch ."}
{"id":"hom_2081","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Those who want to paint polka - dots have to find a good spot ."}
{"id":"hom_2082","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Misery loves company ."}
{"id":"hom_2083","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Why are all businessmen fat ? Must be all the inflation ."}
{"id":"hom_2084","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Iron was discovered because someone smelt it ."}
{"id":"hom_2085","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He was trying to sell me new windows , but his motivations were transparent ."}
{"id":"hom_2086","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Despite the high cost of living , it remains popular ."}
{"id":"hom_2087","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD ELECTRICIANS never die , they just lose their resistance ."}
{"id":"hom_2088","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A small boy went to the counter to pay for his lunch but he was a little short ."}
{"id":"hom_2089","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"It's OK to watch an elephant bathe as they usually have their trunks on ."}
{"id":"hom_2090","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Only the good die young ."}
{"id":"hom_2091","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Dusty , I run a cleaning service ."}
{"id":"hom_2092","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you jump to conclusions , you make terrible landings ."}
{"id":"hom_2093","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If a clock had legs , time would run out ."}
{"id":"hom_2094","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He always called his girlfriend his'luck'. Until he decided to push his luck ."}
{"id":"hom_2095","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"53 . 7 % of all statistics are totally incorrect"}
{"id":"hom_2096","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The All - Pro wide receiver's wedding was a little bit shaky , but his reception was excellent ."}
{"id":"hom_2097","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Audubon said he'd have to wing it ."}
{"id":"hom_2098","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"She said she had nothing to wear . I smiled ."}
{"id":"hom_2099","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD SCULPTORS never die they just lose their marbles ."}
{"id":"hom_2100","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"His day job was astronomy but at night time he was moonlighting ."}
{"id":"hom_2101","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Cliff . I'm a mountaineer ."}
{"id":"hom_2102","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A church welcomed all denominations but preferred tens and twenties ."}
{"id":"hom_2103","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler ."}
{"id":"hom_2104","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD WRITERS never die , they just get erased ."}
{"id":"hom_2105","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Prevention is better than cure ."}
{"id":"hom_2106","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD FORESTERS never die , they just pine away ."}
{"id":"hom_2107","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Whenever the nurses have a bad day they just keep needling people ."}
{"id":"hom_2108","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He became a sky diver out of the blue ."}
{"id":"hom_2109","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Memories of you remind me of you ."}
{"id":"hom_2110","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My friend lives by a cliff he's always telling me to drop over ."}
{"id":"hom_2111","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He hates his job selling used cars , but it's just his lot in life ."}
{"id":"hom_2112","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"To hell with criticism . Praise is good enough for me ."}
{"id":"hom_2113","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A racehorse's life is always on track ."}
{"id":"hom_2114","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I couldn't decide whether or not to make spiced apple cider , so I mulled it over ."}
{"id":"hom_2115","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"MilliHelen : Amount of beauty needed to launch one ship ."}
{"id":"hom_2116","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I can't recall the last time I did any running , but I've been jogging my memory ."}
{"id":"hom_2117","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"People in medieval days were always hanging out by the gallows ."}
{"id":"hom_2118","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The failure of the third largest manufacturer of baby's toys was enough to rattle the entire industry ."}
{"id":"hom_2119","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Neil Simon's only unsuccessful play : Chapter 11 ."}
{"id":"hom_2120","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The Transformer always had a lot of quarters with him . He was a big fan of change ."}
{"id":"hom_2121","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A butcher was trying so hard to be funny , but he just wasn't making the cut ."}
{"id":"hom_2122","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD CASHIERS never die they just check out ."}
{"id":"hom_2123","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"LSD : Virtual Reality without all the fancy hardware"}
{"id":"hom_2124","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"At seven foot six he was a great basketball player and everyone looked up to him ."}
{"id":"hom_2125","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Bowling Alley : Please be quiet . We need to hear a pin drop ."}
{"id":"hom_2126","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The weigh - in at the Sumo wrestling tournament was a large scale effort ."}
{"id":"hom_2127","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The forecaster was away because he was under the weather ."}
{"id":"hom_2128","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The cobbler's wife is the worst shod ."}
{"id":"hom_2129","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A train load of paint derailed . Nearby businesses were put in the red ."}
{"id":"hom_2130","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'd love to , but my patent is pending ."}
{"id":"hom_2131","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Carrying coals to Newcastle ."}
{"id":"hom_2132","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"It was a lucky car . Until he had to push his luck ."}
{"id":"hom_2133","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight ."}
{"id":"hom_2134","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Sign on a music store window :'Come in and pick out a drum - - then beat it ! '"}
{"id":"hom_2135","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My daughter's studying natural medicine and I'm rooting for her ."}
{"id":"hom_2136","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I went to the theatre , it looked a bit suspicious . I reckon the whole thing was staged ."}
{"id":"hom_2137","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Men talk only to conceal the mind ."}
{"id":"hom_2138","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He put bug spray on his watch to get rid of the ticks ."}
{"id":"hom_2139","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The movie about the mobile home was advertised with a trailer ."}
{"id":"hom_2140","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Officer Jones takes his yearly bath every June . He is a characteristic example of a dirty cop ."}
{"id":"hom_2141","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Life\u2019s a ledger , are we giving a good accounting of ourselves"}
{"id":"hom_2142","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Employers like their mechanics to be geared up ."}
{"id":"hom_2143","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Home improvement . Take your family to church ."}
{"id":"hom_2144","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD GUNS never die they just get loaded ."}
{"id":"hom_2145","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Let me know right away if you don't get this message ."}
{"id":"hom_2146","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Computers make very fast , very efficient mistakes ."}
{"id":"hom_2147","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Marconi was not wired up about going ."}
{"id":"hom_2148","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two duchesses were arguing about their husbands . They decided to duke it out ."}
{"id":"hom_2149","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"In an empty head , you can hear forever . . . ."}
{"id":"hom_2150","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Pick your friends , but not to pieces"}
{"id":"hom_2151","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A rising tide lifts all boats ."}
{"id":"hom_2152","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die , they just go on dribbling ."}
{"id":"hom_2153","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"After he carried a gun in his car the engine was soon shot ."}
{"id":"hom_2154","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"He who is not with me is against me ."}
{"id":"hom_2155","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PROFESSORS never die , they just lose their class ."}
{"id":"hom_2156","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"WinError # 01 : Unable to figure out own code . System crashed ."}
{"id":"hom_2157","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I can't really see myself without eyes ."}
{"id":"hom_2158","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The inventor of the fahrenheit scale solved the problem by degrees ."}
{"id":"hom_2159","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you don't know how to choose music ask a guitarist - they know how to pick ."}
{"id":"hom_2160","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I bought a metronome for 20 bucks . You can't beat that price ."}
{"id":"hom_2161","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My comb is invaluable - I can't part with it ."}
{"id":"hom_2162","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Reality is not only stranger than we imagine , it is stranger than we can imagine ."}
{"id":"hom_2163","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A city worker who campaigned for new sewer pipes finally had to go underground ."}
{"id":"hom_2164","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She told a long story about a coil of rope , and then left us all hanging ."}
{"id":"hom_2165","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the tornado went through town it was quite a blow ."}
{"id":"hom_2166","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The correct formula for concrete is worthwhile to cement in your mind ."}
{"id":"hom_2167","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Sushi : known to the rest of the world as'Bait '"}
{"id":"hom_2168","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Henry perfected the Ford down to a T ."}
{"id":"hom_2169","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Those who choose not to eat , slowly get hungry - - and Fast ."}
{"id":"hom_2170","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The guitarist passed out on stage , he must have rocked himself to sleep ."}
{"id":"hom_2171","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Those who live by the sword . . . kill those who don't ."}
{"id":"hom_2172","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A penny saved is a Congressional oversight ."}
{"id":"hom_2173","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die , they just achieve their final goal ."}
{"id":"hom_2174","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Shock me , say something intelligent !"}
{"id":"hom_2175","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The two inventors of the radio were on the same wavelength ."}
{"id":"hom_2176","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"For the orthodontist visit , the boy had to brace himself ."}
{"id":"hom_2177","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Decimals have a point ."}
{"id":"hom_2178","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Police can do a search if it's Warranted ."}
{"id":"hom_2179","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Archimedes set out to invent a water pump and screwed it up ."}
{"id":"hom_2180","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die , they just achieve their final goal ."}
{"id":"hom_2181","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"There was a sale at the fish market today . I went to see what was the catch ."}
{"id":"hom_2182","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"All's well that ends well ."}
{"id":"hom_2183","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"You often hear of a good wine through the grapevine ."}
{"id":"hom_2184","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Ira . I'm an investment advisor ."}
{"id":"hom_2185","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"He was selling palm trees , but people thought it was a shady deal ."}
{"id":"hom_2186","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Why don't people like to talk to garbage men ? They mostly talk trash ."}
{"id":"hom_2187","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"I usually take steps to avoid elevators ."}
{"id":"hom_2188","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Once again , Odo wins the Twister championship ."}
{"id":"hom_2189","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Birds of a feather flock together ."}
{"id":"hom_2190","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Everything is worth its price ."}
{"id":"hom_2191","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Iris . I'm an optometrist"}
{"id":"hom_2192","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Workers in an upholstery business demanded a wage hike to cushion the high cost of living ."}
{"id":"hom_2193","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Many things are lost for want of asking ."}
{"id":"hom_2194","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"A bird in the hand is better than one overhead !"}
{"id":"hom_2195","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I can SPELL , I just can't TYPE worth a hoot !"}
{"id":"hom_2196","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"How do you know if you run out of invisible ink ?"}
{"id":"hom_2197","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Nick . I was a barber but I'm looking for a new job ."}
{"id":"hom_2198","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't marry for money ; you can borrow it cheaper ."}
{"id":"hom_2199","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"If it's useless , it will have to be documented ."}
{"id":"hom_2200","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The guy who sold his carnival got a Fair deal ."}
{"id":"hom_2201","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Winning isn't everything , it's the only thing ."}
{"id":"hom_2202","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"When the human cannonball was late for work he got fired ."}
{"id":"hom_2203","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Take the will for the deed ."}
{"id":"hom_2204","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD PAINTERS never die they just get plastered ."}
{"id":"hom_2205","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"We must take the bad with the good ."}
{"id":"hom_2206","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"I'm NOT unemployed . . . . . I'm a consultant ."}
{"id":"hom_2207","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Carol . I sing during the holidays ."}
{"id":"hom_2208","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Always trust a glue salesman . They tend to stick to their word ."}
{"id":"hom_2209","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Archimedes was buoyant at the thought ."}
{"id":"hom_2210","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Two airline pilots in a stand - up comedy did a takeoff ."}
{"id":"hom_2211","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"There is no greater torment than to be alone in paradise ."}
{"id":"hom_2212","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A friend told me he dug a hole in my backyard and filled it with water . I thought he meant well ."}
{"id":"hom_2213","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"My name is Teddy , I'm in lingerie"}
{"id":"hom_2214","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Gardeners like to spring into action ."}
{"id":"hom_2215","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Should we tell the children when we move ?"}
{"id":"hom_2216","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Acrobats are always doing good turns ."}
{"id":"hom_2217","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"\" I invested in a hi - tech startup , \" Tom ventured ."}
{"id":"hom_2218","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Love is not finding someone to live with ; it's finding someone whom you can't live without ."}
{"id":"hom_2219","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Don't bark if you can't bite ."}
{"id":"hom_2220","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Patients usually feel better after receiving hand transplants ."}
{"id":"hom_2221","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it ."}
{"id":"hom_2222","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Derringer had one shot at fame ."}
{"id":"hom_2223","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother boating !"}
{"id":"hom_2224","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed ."}
{"id":"hom_2225","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Have an adequate day ."}
{"id":"hom_2226","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"He's dead Jim . Grab his tricorder . I'll get his wallet ."}
{"id":"hom_2227","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Those who like sport fishing can really get hooked ."}
{"id":"hom_2228","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you have to pay to go to the river , we'd better stop at the bank ."}
{"id":"hom_2229","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"You have to give credit to people who work in stores during a holiday - and many people do ."}
{"id":"hom_2230","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The 4 major food groups : fast , frozen , junk , & spoiled ."}
{"id":"hom_2231","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Becoming a yoga instructor offers the possibilities of a unique teaching position ."}
{"id":"hom_2232","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"It is not wise to open old wounds ."}
{"id":"hom_2233","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall - and a pretty good spring and summer , too ."}
{"id":"hom_2234","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"The remedy is worse than the disease ."}
{"id":"hom_2235","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The place that made rubber balls almost went bankrupt , but they bounced back ."}
{"id":"hom_2236","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The surest steps to happiness are the steps to church ."}
{"id":"hom_2237","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Soon after he joined the band , the guitarist was instrumental ."}
{"id":"hom_2238","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD GEOGRAPHERS never die , they just become legends ."}
{"id":"hom_2239","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Are giraffes good pets or are they too high maintenance ?"}
{"id":"hom_2240","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"The man who worked in the gum factory fell in a vat of bubblegum . His boss had to chew him out ."}
{"id":"hom_2241","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"She was only a Watchman's daughter , but any time suited her ."}
{"id":"hom_2242","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"Weather forecasters have to have lots of degrees ."}
{"id":"hom_2243","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"\" And we had to chisel taglines into the walls of the cave . . . . \""}
{"id":"hom_2244","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD SANITATION MEN never die , they just waste away"}
{"id":"hom_2245","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"To become an electrician you have to pass a battery of tests ."}
{"id":"hom_2246","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye ."}
{"id":"hom_2247","label":0,"type":"homographic","text":"Never test for an error you don't know how to handle ."}
{"id":"hom_2248","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"OLD MUSICIANS never die they just get played out ."}
{"id":"hom_2249","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"If you burn the candle on both ends , you\u2019re not as bright as you think ."}
{"id":"hom_2250","label":1,"type":"homographic","text":"A student limped into class with a lame excuse ."}