input: [Author] Something_Witty [Posts] 1 [Views] 146 [Topic] 
output: HI SO I'M LIKE TOTALLY INTO THS GUY NAMED TEAM SHORTBUS BUT I DON'T KNOW IF HE LIKES ME BACK BECAUSE I'M A FAT UGLY WHORE WITH DISGUSTING FLOPPY AND PIMPLY mammary glands GIVE ME SOME ADVICE PLEASE Latest Post