PHJin/emobot-shard-7 · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I can’t believe I still don’t know what happened to the
Nothing?
Look, you and I have been given a gift.
We have to do something with it.
Like-like, hand modeling!
Or-or magic!
I have to get back to
Whoa!
Whoa!
We could have our own show!
Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it!
Huh?
And-and-and I wrote a song for us!
(Singing, to the tune of
That's okay.
But you haven't even heard the chorus!
Well, she’ll understand right? It’s not like I did it on purpose.
Dad, that won’t matter to her.
Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all hers is-is, is growing new stuff!
See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.
Oh my God, does she really thinks that?
Well, can you blame her?
Well I don’t know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could
Dad, dad I don’t want to hear about it.
Really?
Well, not right now.
Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, we’re gonna give her some!
Okay, grab…grab some empty boxes.
Okay?
We’ll-we’ll take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers we’ll-we’ll put ‘em in there.
Y’know Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.
You could?
Yeah! I’ve been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.
Your own boat?
What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.
He’s coming here for Thanksgiving!
Count in our heads as-as good
I guess I'm done.
Fun’s over
Wait-wait, guys! If-if we follow the rules, it's still fun and it means something!
I think I'm gonna take-off.
Guys, rules are good! Rules help control the fun! Ohhh!
Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it
Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...
Do you want a date Saturday?
Yes please.
Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's-
He's a he?
Well yeah!
...Oh God.
I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley.
I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now...
Okay, goodbye...
Well, it's official there are no good movies.
Well, let's go to a bad one and make out.
Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, so that you can bunny bump against my back.
Hey!
Hey.
Hey, man. What's up?
Maybe you can tell me.
My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today.
The first good thing she gets me in weeks.
How could you not give me the message?
Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.
Yes, it was! It was him! Uh huh! Okay, it was me!
See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?
There’s this kid in my class who said he’s in love with me.
Whoa!
Whoa what?
Ross has a boyfriend.
I do-I do
Really?
Yeah!
I don’t know.
I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid.
What-what-what-what is it?!
Am I giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe?
Not right now.
It-it—The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.
Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid!
I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard!
Y’know you—I couldn’t concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me.
I mean come on, you remember what’s it’s like to be 19 and in love.
Oh yes! Thank you very much! Oh that’s-that’s actually how the French drink it.
A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man! Yes!
Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!
That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?
Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?
Pick a number! That is your
8. 8!
Thank you!
If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!
Yeah, I understand.
Take as much time as you want.
Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it.
I’ll be here.
Not smoking.

I can’t believe I still don’t know what happened to the

Nothing?

Look, you and I have been given a gift.

We have to do something with it.

Like-like, hand modeling!

Or-or magic!

I have to get back to

Whoa!

We could have our own show!

Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it!

Huh?

And-and-and I wrote a song for us!

(Singing, to the tune of

That's okay.

But you haven't even heard the chorus!

Well, she’ll understand right? It’s not like I did it on purpose.

Dad, that won’t matter to her.

Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all hers is-is, is growing new stuff!

See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.

Oh my God, does she really thinks that?

Well, can you blame her?

Well I don’t know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could

Dad, dad I don’t want to hear about it.

Really?

Well, not right now.

Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, we’re gonna give her some!

Okay, grab…grab some empty boxes.

Okay?

We’ll-we’ll take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers we’ll-we’ll put ‘em in there.

Y’know Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.

You could?

Yeah! I’ve been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.

Your own boat?

What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.

He’s coming here for Thanksgiving!

Count in our heads as-as good

I guess I'm done.

Fun’s over

Wait-wait, guys! If-if we follow the rules, it's still fun and it means something!

I think I'm gonna take-off.

Guys, rules are good! Rules help control the fun! Ohhh!

Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it

Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.

Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...

Do you want a date Saturday?

Yes please.

Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's-

He's a he?

Well yeah!

...Oh God.

I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley.

I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now...

Okay, goodbye...

Well, it's official there are no good movies.

Well, let's go to a bad one and make out.

Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, so that you can bunny bump against my back.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey, man. What's up?

Maybe you can tell me.

My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today.

The first good thing she gets me in weeks.

How could you not give me the message?

Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.

Yes, it was! It was him! Uh huh! Okay, it was me!

See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.

Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?

Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?

There’s this kid in my class who said he’s in love with me.

Whoa!

Whoa what?

Ross has a boyfriend.

I do-I do

Really?

Yeah!

I don’t know.

I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid.

What-what-what-what is it?!

Am I giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe?

Not right now.

It-it—The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.

Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid!

I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard!

Y’know you—I couldn’t concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me.

I mean come on, you remember what’s it’s like to be 19 and in love.

Oh yes! Thank you very much! Oh that’s-that’s actually how the French drink it.

A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man! Yes!

Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!

That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?

Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?

Pick a number! That is your

8. 8!

Thank you!

If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!

Yeah, I understand.

Take as much time as you want.

Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it.

I’ll be here.

Not smoking.