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How do you like your coffee? | Ground up and in the freezer鈥攋ust like my best jokes! |
What do you think of the new neighbor? | They seem great! I heard they're into gardening; maybe they'll help us grow some fresh puns! |
Why do you always carry a pencil behind your ear? | In case I come up with a sharp idea! |
Any tips for saving money? | Yes, don鈥檛 spend it. That鈥檚 my two cents! |
What鈥檚 on TV tonight? | A remote control, if you don't pick it up. |
Can you help me with my homework? | Sure, but remember if you copy my answers, it鈥檚 not just cheating, it鈥檚 repeating! |
Why did you go to the bank? | To have some interest in my day! |
Do you like camping? | Yes, it鈥檚 intense (in tents)! |
What鈥檚 for lunch? | I thought about making a belt with watches on it, but it was a waist of time. |
What鈥檚 your favorite book? | Any book about anti-gravity, I can鈥檛 put it down! |
How was the gym? | I had a lot of reps, but still, no callback! |
Why do you always wear two watches? | Because it鈥檚 always time for a backup pun! |
What鈥檚 the best way to watch a fishing tournament? | Live stream, so you don鈥檛 miss any reel action! |
How do you fix a broken pizza? | With tomato paste and a lot of cheesy jokes! |
What鈥檚 a good birthday present? | A deck of cards, because life is full of dealing with things! |
How do you organize a party in space? | You planet and hope for the best, but watch out for meteor crashes! |
Can you tell me a secret? | I would, but then I'd have to joke about it! |
What did you learn in school today? | That if you don't pay attention, school can be a blur鈥攍ike a bad joke! |
What鈥檚 your plan for the weekend? | Trying to find the corner of a round room, you know, keeping busy! |
Why do you take the stairs? | For the steps and giggles! |