Someone in Texas got onto my Twitter at like 4 am this morning somehow so if the person who did it is reading this hi hacker! Or should I say hater


Since it’s hot as fuck outside, me thinks Jihancheol at the beach. And when Cheol passes out on a towel, Jeonghan and Joshua start putting sand on him with different designs and when he wakes up he gets tan lines with those little designs littering his body


The words I live by.. "Out of pressure, diamonds are formed" Or maybe its just my planning...


Last time na nabroken hearted ka?? Highschool. AAAAAAAAHHH


$JAGX fuck GME, lets focus on JAGX.. news right before the market opens. Lisa is smart. Lets go!!


if ur bro doesnt wish u gm is he really ur bro


We're ready for #AgExpo20 this week, are you? Make sure to stop by and see us at booth #285-289 !


Today’s workout was nice. A whole lotta lactic but it’s cool


Just booked time away with the boyfriend


who wants this ass pic in their dms?! we doing a round two today


Put the gun down I wanna shank somebody


Well sometimes I look in her eyes and that's where I find a glimpse of us


The chick fill a by my house is so ghetto


Ok but ty tennant is kind


Agram my good man. Agram


im scared to get a septum piercing bc that means im gonna be 10x hotter then i already am ... #struggle


Think I’m finna unfollow some people


Amazing service from my G.P surgery today despite all the current issues. Phoned, spoke to GP, agreed plan of care together, script sent to pharmacy all within an hour. Fingers crossed back to normal shortly


there's a corona virus quarantine zone in my cities airport


Got LOVE. By Kendrick on repeat all day today just in case y’all were wondering just how my Simp Rehabilitation was going. Spoiler alert: It’s failing. Epically.


edging before work


Chances are , God forgot to mold the man that can handle my attitude


Donald Trump: Jerusalem to be the Capital is Israel "Undivided".


Ima try this steak gravy and potatoes recipe tonight, but that got me thankin bout the fair steak and potatoes and I’m thinkin maybe I wanna do that.


I’m gonna eat me some beef noodles since my mom didn’t cook


Next up, Best Girl GROUP


wow it’s been a year. it seems like time is moving so fast without you but somehow i’m still stuck in the moment of you laying there w the blue monkey blanket. i love you elbow buddy.


After a long time I’m still awake. I want my old sleep routine back


love my bitch to death she dark i call her reeses


WAHHH HE'S LIVE and i can't watch nooooo


Booked my man birthday brunch in Vegas


Reached my 2 books a week goal and it’s only Tuesday


My real hair is so healthy and nice


This new shampoo has my hair smelling phenomenal


i should pull up to mama santa’s again today


The snow is getting worse and worse. My car will be a pile of snow by the time I get out


♛ Need Incase Orcs and Goblins. Please and thank you.


I’m not a “pick me” ass bitch if you want these bitches by all means have them .


i need girl gamer friends


Just saw Edward Leigh on C4 News. Thought I was having a horrific nightmare.


Benidorms new show a Star Wars sex show on segways.. I want to know who’s teaching them how to be able to ride a Segway that well…


my homemade chicken caesar salad be hitting


Why I tell this man I was still asleep & he wanna screenshot my ig story and say “you wasn’t asleep 47 minutes ago” bih lmaooo now i gotta block you


Can’t believe how easy this clippers W bout to be


guess who is 21 and legal everywhere


I was today years old when I found out you can put your twitter on private


Oh wow. I came downstairs. I dont had my oven on 365 since I heat my bfast sammy up this morning at 8.


I feel discomfort in my pelvis,right side,when I move & I don’t know what it is


I’m afraid to go outside today


without my friends and my sisters i’d be so lost , forever grateful God placed all of them in my life


Dorion gets a lot of criticism (usually rightly so), but this Dadonov stuff is legit hilarious. Dorion smoked the GK’s in that original deal. Overpriced winger for Holden + 3rd. Now we find out Dorion forgot to mention Daddy’s NMC, and it screws over the GK’s again? Chefs kiss


Cumple mes feliz!


Where do I find my own Channie to love?


I remember when I UNEXPECTEDLY/ACCIDENTALLY got drunk off of Prosecco. That was the WORST! I still fear Prosecco


Should @user pop my girl on girl cherry as my onlyfans debut?


I’m more of a lead by example kind of person but I guess you’ve gotta be a visual learner with a good memory


I hope Jarry is just sick


You know what’s not fair? The fact that there are 3 holidays a year that I have to buy a gift for my parents, but only 2 that they have to buy a gift for me


Cause I aint about to roll it if I aint rolling that


I don’t even gotta say it. You should know what’s on my mind


#MurderIsland is up!


Wednesday on Netflix is a really good show


Musk is out here wildling


If you're getting your information from ANY mainstream news company, including FOX, then you mine as well be wearing that mask over your eyes.


Hi, so wasn't able to sleep and I have a lot of tasks to accomplish today (cause didn't schedule much meetings later). So here's to hoping that today is a good day for me.


Jamaicans and Indians on the Kamala Harris pick


oor popped up on my fyp and my heart at eyes taka came back tenfold I luv one ok rock


I don't give gift receipts if you don't like it; give it back, and I will enjoy it. Thank you!!!


Tapping back into VYBO


sigh i really regret not buying the going magazine


This one don dey disturb me again fgs


8 days and counting until my last day!


as of yesterday my baby is 5 and no longer a baby


WFH. 3 sets of jammies. Morning jammies when you get up until lunch. Then Afternoon jammies once lunchtime shower done. Then evening jammies just after dinner done. Need my routine


Mental health awareness week is really showing how many people go through stuff that you have no idea about, just because it’s not spoken about daily doesn’t mean it’s not there. Be kind always


im casting spells, you taking L’s


i fucking figured it out i’m not attracted to men i just want to look like them


I’m back in the citttyyyyy


Wow When did reselling The Nintendo switch become a thing?


i swear if we get a hidden inventory movie


Me and a rlly pretty boy in drama oept making eye contact oml


He kisses me every morning before he goes to work


Oh no. Big Papi is doing Medicare Advantage commercials.


this is so stupid. the MLB network is re-airing game 7 today and I keep reacting to it. like, I know hw every inning goes! I know how it ends! why am I doing that?


Mini eggs


Is it normal to scream when you find paper towels? #bounty


Jsst knock ‘em outta bounds


i love it so much when i can be a reproductive health resource for people


sunshine protector？ SPかな...


Shut them boos up quick. 4 HR 2nd inning


so like iMessage games anyone?


Introducing bae to my favorite movies and seeing his reactions to my fave scenes.. priceless


I want to just give Bryson that look and he know what time it is


Still gotta look for more tattoo designs


Drop that guilotine on me 3afakom


Not me not knowing if ima have a job on Monday


Twitter, these are hard days. Hold each other up, cherish each other. Ignore the detractors, raise each other up. We are stronger together.


You can tell who’s not the favorite grandchild when our phone call was only 57 seconds long


i miss u alas


Y’all vape smokers nasty as fuck y’all let any and everybody hit the pen


If you are having a disagreement go to the Word. If God said it...that settles it!


He think we supposed to watch Mortal Kombat & play video games alllll night. Son I am tired, go make your sister come back home lol


Today I get to go to the out to send mail and get mail


I love my mechanic. He’s literally the best.


only took half the day but i have officially registered for presale for levi’s and sofi


I’m also so excited for all the new marvel movies


Chavs drawing 0-0 makes our draw last night a wasted opportunity


lmfaoiiooo why i gagged that drs office a bit


red lights & venom are two of my favorite skz songs


Ronaldo ghost buh e be normal. He go score penalty come jump like he just found the cure for AIDS.


Laying down just to get right tf back up


Shit be happening and I’m just here like


I’m tired of people asking me am I okay when I’m clearly not but let’s not talk about that


Its crazy i never would've thought i would be fw my own sign & we actually get along


i be getting so mad for no reason


Rashford what a performance


Just washed my car and it rains 30 minutes later


Im not who i was a tear ago


Dru hill


Totally thought today was Friday and not Tuesday for a bit. Ugh.


I need Jojo part 6 to come out fasterrrr, especially for Weather Report and Anasui


I went ahead n took off for 4/20 surprised it’s already approved but I’m ready to get lifted


It's a Tuesday... but if I went out to a club tonight, do you think I could get some dick?


I need an Ultra NM mechanical chaser.. someone please help


tw accidents with cutting and debonned chicken dang it i debonned a whole chicken today and i cut myself while opening the detergent bottle


I really need somebody to braid my hair


or married misawa au where they are only pretending to be in love with one another for the sake of their image but when they get home broken plates and fallen picture frames are everywhere


I got a lot of what if rn


i love when my customers get the results they're looking for from my product


just voted man I hope u win @JoeBiden


I wanna kiss you make you feel alright


We are sliding in to one of the worst performances this season. It's a cup semi final


They still be alive if y’all ain’t gas em up


I’m tired of my belly


ever hear yourself after you’ve said something and you’re like “damn i’m rezzy” lmao


#nufc 10 mins in a game of this magnitude and he goes and does that


goodmorning! bangon na every gising is a blessing!


Putting your phone on DND listening to music and cleaning or reading a good book is so therapeutic . Like yesssssss leave me tf alone


Me making my roommate do an A/B/O quiz without telling them what it is and them getting Omega after I got Alpha got me looking at them like


i need to find someone on sh twt to help me commit fr


If you got a daughter and you ain't perticipate in this #girdad hashtag, you aren't to be trusted


acrylic nails are so ugly


saejin’s commitment to a bit being so hard that he almost made a wishlist just to put 20 copies of the blue ray dvd of ratatouille on it, is criminally insane and artistically brilliant at the same time


day 3 cravings: hawaiian pizza and mini reese’s pb cups


Fankfurt vs Tottenham is where the real Champions League tussle is. very exciting


Sending out my ghetto birthday weekend rsvps


When the Twitter ads update and you have to block a whole new group of corporations and clickbait sites


bean & nu is sum funny ass hoes bruh


My absolute DREAM is to be on @nbcsnl - every time I watch it, I get this overwhelming jealousy & sadness that my trauma has prevented me from doing what they do. I KNOW I'm funny & creative, but I still need unlearn many trauma responses. Someday


This isn’t the stress i signed up for


Just casually looking at places and pricing to get my skydiving license. On everything I’m going to do it one day.


it’s “i miss vic and want to hug them” hours, folks


The “non-executive director” that has been dragged to deal with this situation


Musk stans are just the new Trumpers.


Accent dey switch like vpn


This palm wine is colddddddd


I hit no traffic today whatsoever


I inboxed my teacher and told him that what I am today is because of my teachers. He replied "Don't blame us we tried our best"


WHERE IS TALA


Guys!!!!! One last time Prof dena h bs


More pain more and moreee to become a diamond


DROP TAGS FOR TREASURE


A year has passed... Hoop freely, Kobe. You will be forever my basketball hero and inspiration, always.


I love letter to Houston but Through the wire some different


Weird… I enjoy being here so much more in a BEAR market as opposed to a BULL… Prolly cuz most the people that are still around are real and have good intentions instead of just coming in for the clout


I been eating 8 times a day, I’m sorry


Truly didn't realise I had so many books in my phone


Being home blasting my music and enjoying my own company be the best


also happy 9M


sanja hurricane said that her favourites are italy, finland and ukraine


Man, this dejavu hurts alot


Woke up today balling my account looking HEAVY


Video no. 4 is a poor girl that lets her landlord creampie her. Oh well. He's been lonely obviously and she'll get one hell of a cheap rent cheque, I guess


Feed a hungry black girl today $AriannaNolan


Finally done with school and my mask got confiscated because they thought I looked like I was gonna rob someone


Let skz get some rest they’ve been working so hard


Breaking news #BlueSparrow Centralized Exchange (#BlueBit.io) will be launched by the end of March Trading Cryptos is like trading Forex and Commodities on #BlueBit You can trade any of them in our exchange @user @user #BluesparrowCEX Samane


Thinking about my Honduras flag I left at the @EmpowerField


At this point, wassup January? Why you still here?


Small coke and fanta done turn #200


I wanna slow dance


Today went by fast asf


HOLY WOW @user I'm on episode 8... All I wanted was a stroll down memory lane... If I had wanted an emotional roller coaster, that left me a shell of a man, I'd have gotten married again...Seriously though... BRAVO!! Freakin' BRILLIANT!!!


day one of making mafe an ari stan


$AME and $HMX boom


Not having my fan on so I don't have a cough from dry throat tomorrow is a sacrifice that has to be done


Niggas are HILARIOUS to me. How you didn’t feel no type of way when you was doing the dirt but get salty when I bring it back up


i just wanna sit on a beach at like 3 am and talk about really deep shit that i haven’t ever talked about with someone


Pretty sure the writer of "Who Moved My Cheese" once lived in a hostel, 'cause a month worth of creamy cheese stolen out of my compartment in the fridge is a crime worth writing a book under its title


It’s cuffing season … you on probation


Discord acc broken/glitched so I wont be on for the next 2 days (i hope it fixes so i dont have to create an alt) also follow @user and @user bc they are cool


my work wife gave me her boiled shrimp


How did you get into the nft space? I'd love to know your stories


The way Satan would go to a library and find the quietest, most distant and private study room just to be a tease and let you sit on his lap, while he gets harder and harder because you’re so close to him, and he ends up teasing himself instead.


goodnight clowns


okay i’m not even gonna lie i typed in ‘kpop idols female hot’ in pinterest just to seeeee who came up okay and ryujin REPEATEDLY appearing made me like RIGHTTTT she’s so


i think it's a crime that kim taeri has such a short filmography


pero soon, I'll travel the world.


You wanna find your eternal man date me. Then y’all will find that motherfucker in like two weeks. Swear that shit keeps happening


lemme put somethin real in ya life


Where you at? I’m in the city , this Gates


Let your writing partners know how much you appreciate them


bts going to LA


Mi dolly plz do nuh fck pon me


If I've ever told you that you're ugly, trust me you're not... I don't think I have the balls to tell an ugly person that he's ugly


20k krwa do guys mai bht achi larki hun also I’m a singer roz free ka concert hoga


Love my friends but man my hustle is just different always seeing green


has anyone watched blood of zeus on netflix


You're not the first person to have a big ass,bress and fine face and you won't be the last, so this pride is not necessary sis.


//I'm so tired mentally and Emotionally all i do is give and give and give and people take and never give in return I'm just ready to kick out everyone in my house right now but they have nowhere to go.


People looking at me crazy in cvs parking lot cause I’m driving in circles around the lot to keep addy from crying while I wait on my medicine


Once my cousin in Haiti hit me with that “hey boo” I know she bout to ask for some shit


//Good Morning! Writer here, last night i passed out but since im not as busy as usual i'll be able to reply to tl and stuff in a few hours. So, i ain't trying to ignore no one, just bear with me for a bit


Took A Nap And Was Love... && My 2K Onna Way Here


Traore is exciting to watch purely due to his pace, without that he’s no where near this level of football. Footballing brain of a pea


group i got: stayc bias: sumin wrecker: seeun followed since: so bad favorite song: young luv fav era: staydom reply & i'll give you a group


my second ENniversary


I want a sub & bae finna take me he just don’t know it yet


cant wait for covid to end so clarisse can eat kbbq with us and play with timothys dogs


everyone pls block and report @user !!! she misgendered my friend on purpose


So @user has left twitter. Gone but never forgotten, hope to see you back, hit me up with a new profile if that's what you are doing, I don't blame you, ENS crew have lost the plot!


nah bc when i read post winter soldier fics and think about all the stuffs we could’ve had if they didn’t give us what ass civil war


I’ve been randomly blurting out “SunPass” for two weeks. Guess who still hasn’t handled their SunPass


i wouldn’t dare eat they nasty spaghetti though


My daily workout is always the part of my day that gives me so much energy


PB&J burger from brew and chew is elite


I hate I’m a procrastinator


It’s always “how’s Guera doing” never “how are you doing” Love that


lol wait jon stewart has some fucked up ideas that aren't always good or helpful or reasoned or true BRAND NEW INFORMATION! but i'm sure all the comedy political late night hosts who came after are far better


My job ain’t cheap they flying me out on United not no Southwest


Hopefully some ice again so we can close this bihhhhh


I wish my eyes could shoot lasers at the people wearing masks under their nose on public transit, but a piercing judgemental stare will have to do I guess


If your boyfriend is broke, never compare him to your friends boyfriend. •support his hustle. •build him. •value him. •help him if you can don’t disrespect him. •appreciate his efforts no matter how little it is show him love. money shouldn’t be the reason why love him.


6 minutes until my giveaway winner is announced and i’m so EXCITED


Arsenal might have a chance at winning the SuperLeague at this rate


HAS MAYOR CANTRELL A GOOD OR BAD MAYOR ?


Priceless moment ..mother in Asda questioned by young daughter. “Mommy why you buying hand soapy?” Mothers reply “we have to wash hands darling don’t we?” Daughter “why mommy?” “You don’t normally wash your hands after wee wee” mother mortified


how's ur day going my dad called me by my deadname again...


I bet he won’t try me no more


I love a white tank top and denim short combo like aw


a good filler ep


SSA best story in univ series


sis gotta bday this weekend


Wale concert tomorrow


Southgate is a joke of a manager


Like this if you’re dehydrated


Me singing with my window wide open like no one can hear me


I think I’m going to treat myself to a mani/pedi this week because I freaking deserve it


Some people are a lot like clouds you know, Because life’s so much brighter when they go


Nearly 2-0 zagreb


i should be getting paid for my community service hours


Missing Annette daily the one who don't make me feel basic


After I graduate ill be ready


Yeen never in ya life seen a nigga this focused


My condolences to the soon to be dead multitude. The scheduled culling of useless eaters is well underway. Your vulnerability of intelligence and lack of imagination will make it easier for the NAZI to kill the smart people In your absence


Honestly being in the comfortability of my home with some pjs on & my wine is always a vibe for me.


Cowboys are going to get a great draft pick but it won’t be an exciting one. We need an o-line and defense


I’m Starin In Yo Eyes I’m Tellin You That I Love You!


I JUST REFRESHED TWITTER AND SUDDENLY MOMO IS ON MY TL


Can’t wait til it’s home cooked meals 5x a week


The number one things that annoys me is being hit on while I’m working like sir I don’t wanna lose my job just leave me alone


New iPhone users ne screen recording


Also happy to see over the knee boots at Eurovision


Want to buy some more gaming mouses drop your favorites below


If I ever have a gay experience I know who it would be with


Getting a mani pedi right now so that means it’s time for you hand and feet gooners to send for it


Love that the sun is still shining


gud mornight !!!


Weather change.. migraine


i miss season 1 cassie


i made a new twitter bitches


Teach me how to make some money, love language


Todays the day of my test I’m internally freaking out and shaking but at least I’m diapered to protect from accidents.


All I want is a break…


How often do you see Nigerian Artistes on Tim Westwood?


They think it needs the battery replaced. I hope that's it.


Annabelle has decided she’d rather be in the mudroom bed than out on the patio, but she did just come out to give me a few kisses before going back in. Mesh screen more than paid for itself with that.


taph taph


turn up on a bad hoe she must think she me or sum


just 2 new reported cases of COVID-19 today in BC per Dr. Bonnie Henry


*Le Sigh* It was rainy and chilly so I spent most of today sleeping bc it was kinda nice to be able to just do that, even if I didn't need to No more rain expected but it's getting colder Late afternoon bed making still counts, I say! Going to vote today


Holy crap, I’m getting tons of followers lately, so I just wanna thank y’all for joining, and/or sticking around :3 Gonna have to think of something special for 4K


Hot date + shopping spree today


Good vibes are apparently the thing I have most of… let’s see if it’s enough to get who I want cuz I’m 1/2 now


Who’s Neil Young anyway.. never heard of him


Being raw/plant-based vegan > just being vegan. I don’t have to cook


Holy shit a cop was actually held accountable for their horrible actions, fuck. Yes.


Just extended my sub with @user Reliable service and 1st class support with setting up etc


the way im slowling collapsing is


it raining here is the perfect excuse not to go to lecture today


Might have to build a website soon.


Love shrimp but I don’t want shrimp in my nachos


Somebody said “lemme take my lootin clothes off”


I see Waterstones is trending. The Ealing branch once turned me down for a Christmas job saying I didn’t know enough about books despite my having an MA and PhD in Eng Lit. Same branch told me Oscar Wilde didn’t write fairytales


Somebody bring me some cold stone


I’ve been waiting for my new bed frame since February 25th Wayfair Count your days bitch


if anyone needs pick up lines, i gotchu


It took multiple island visits but finally found a cute villager to invite to my island


just made a lisa fancam


Sen Thune urges Sinema to caucus with GOP to avoid a three-way reelection race. Not no, but HELL NO! Not after she offered critical support for President Joe Biden’s domestic agenda, the "Inflation Reduction Act", which would impose new taxes to pay for it. Leftist junk Bill!


Those pictures don’t even look like him, ahhh my baby’s all grown up and can finally grow a mustache


june 18th approaching


Time for a new gym


Imma travel to Lagos, Greece, Dubai, while living my best life


been there done that so now im here for the lolz


grateful for my goddamn self, you go baby


one week til i’m on the beach in san diego


Not looking forward to working two jobs but excited to go back to L&D at GHCH. St Pete's is amazing but i sure miss my grays harbor fam too


Hair cut, car washed, I feel good


Booked my appointment for my knotless


And I really admire Adeherself but Skit Losan, Yahoo làale


.@FLOTUS calls Hispanics 'breakfast tacos' and Trump is the racist? Can you imagine if Trump had said such a thing -- it would be on a commercial-free 24 hour news cycle.


Nothing is guaranteed but anything is possible. Never forget that.


There’s so many things to figure out between us, our source and CMS. We’ve been living alone for such a long time so there’s many things to learn. -


anniversary…


I don’t get. People are still hating on Davido and dropping account number for help. Be broke with your opinion


Like I literally wanna crawl thru the crib instead of walking


I’m so happy.. my new stove & fridge came today


"When you find someone who accepts you the way you're that's HOME"


, 1 more hour & im off the clock . I jss wanna lay dwn


Turning your lights or TV on and off in the car is so wild.


Hope they extend profar soon


I miss my natural hair but I don’t miss doing it


It’s been a very cultured evening away from PFPs tonight… topped up my 2017 @user collection (cos they gonna blow!)… and also picked up a 1/1 from a new 2021 #nft artist @user who’s gonna be huge


The creativity on this show is elite


Day from hell....pass me the gin


$pnt @user wanna pump n dump here, biggest shitcoin on binance, project has had multiple hacks towards end of bullrun that were inside jobs, but it's at $10 mcap so send it


These @user key caps looking very purchasable right now


Well she had two good hits & she still can’t serve


i deleted all of my socials except instagram & twitter.


We was CutThroat b4 kill bill #iykyk


my childhood crush is GAY


I just got my hair done don’t talk to me


tbt Mo Bamba vs Sicko mode


I know people talk about me !! Ionn trip tho , I TALK ABOUT PEOPLE TOO!


Once I find a hair in my food it’s over for the whole meal


I didn't know I could shoot that far


Was in Asda in Clydebank today and it was well stocked the new limits are working


So @Aisleyne1 Which of TODAY'S reality TV shows will they be repeat in 20 years time and call #iconic like your #bbuk? None of 'em! #knowyourself


Rebranded to award


I really avoided this man for 6 years finally gave him a chance & im happy I did


Low key feel like I’m a failure at this and might deactivate the account


I'm covered in glitter and puffy paint.


No mms no mms no mmssss


Joe Budden is making power moves, so the industry is trying to expose/slander him like they tried to do with Nicki. Only difference is, unlike Nicki, he has tea they can spill ... so it’s working.


Late winner for Garnacho as United win 2-1 v Barrow in EFL Trophy. Pellistri played 66 minutes and McNeill also on the scoresheet


It's been a long time, kasarap sa feeling to be captivated


watching the news and some guy burned his corgi alive, i am sick


I don see shege today. But as always ALHAMDULILLAH


BC ITS SUPPOSSED TO BE FUN TURNING 21


The cheerful feeling of hysteria together with a RAM


25 More let's do it


lost one of my fav people EVER today


13 home runs for judge this season


So mad American Eagle closed


Hopefully they all follow Chelsea


The Astros be Boomin and I’m sick of them cheatin ass niggas. Took a ring from the dodgers


O por in Arrdee’s voice


I have a special connection with the women I've profiled in the past in the magazine. Some are reaching back out now about their COVID19 experiences. Vonnie, Felicia, and everyone else who've been diagnosed, I'm thinking of you. You are strong! Wishing you steady healing


no bc its the way i am terrified for tomorrow


Just want to pop off in the car/truck community to show everyone that doubted me that I don’t need them. Yes I said car...


Me and Grai are still not packed and we leave tomorrow


Officially 3 months in at my job


"you're watching in our more expansive Ambient Mode" no


As if i started a true crime doc about 3 dead babies and then realize this all happened very near by


You know I vibe different cuz my mind different


getting my hair did Sunday .


Maaan, I'm completely smitten with Tom Felton! Here I am, watching random interviews at 2 am.


I miss u na mah little rock star, feel alone right now


Just little comic artist things.... …. moving speech bubble tails because you notice it looks like your character is farting out the dialogue


I didn't win the lottery


#metvflintstones "Everyone from Texas is rich! It's some sort of Texas law."


My school has a suck ass WiFi signal so I’m just now seeing billies insta post


Hi I started a youtube channel


I’m like really bummed that my @ROMWESHOP swim suits aren’t arriving all thanks to the great @USPS who refuses to do anything when the package is suddenly lost now when on the 2nd it was only 45 mins from my location


Helped my baby boy with his homework


Emtee is already a Legend. That gent is gifted.


Giveaway 5.000 IDR | PHP • follow @user • rep "e" end 2 hours, good luck


If no ones told you this today, I wanna tell you... I think you’re perfect just the way you are


Just gonna say that @PentanetGG run this year at #MSI2021 makes me hyped for #Worlds2021 Much love from EU


i’m such a star student even my flu diagnosis is an A


Oh ok watch how I'm finna act


Think I need maturity clothes now this baby was hanging out the bottom of my shirt today


I'M LATE I HATE SCHOOL


Captions like “the one you warned your gf bout” is absolute trash. How does it feel to be a known side hoe? You feel cocky that you getting leftovers & that you have to throw yourself out there as a hoe? Could never be me!


food lion started carrying chick fil a sauce. i’m so excited


Is it weird if a song intended for a lover reminds you of a friend? Asking for a friend


My impatient child makes my anxiety go


Tardeando con moscow mule


Lol #BoldandBeautiful Brooke is trending, let me go see why... Bold’s been soapy lately, this should be fun


For the pat 10yrs, the majority of my money has went to buying uniforms or uniform related items. I don’t have a variety of “regular” clothes.


Just.... want to quit my full-time job, and work for myself


First day of High school and I already want to kill myself


Ross Barkley-


Finally told my mom I smoked weed and she called me a dumbass for not telling her sooner so she could have smoked me out


@user @user looks like you have a fair amount of buttons to press there


Anywhoooo who's live streaming legacies


Despite the fact that Black men are 3.5 times more likely to be shot by the police, they represent 50% of murder cases. Hmm little disproportionate I'd say


Hakimi what a Freekick


I love hard asf when I’m in love i become a lil delusional


exec: what are your key challenges? my teammates


There’s nothing harder than trying to impart 37 years and generations of wisdom before that to, My children We collectively have the world at our fingertips. Impressions can be made before explanations have occurred


I miss Yurina


Tito Ben saves the day!


why does instagram be lying?? “Beyoncé mentioned you in a live” NO TF SHE DIDNT


Taking a race off from Road to Pro tonight since the Coke Series is running Darlington. Wish I could do both! Hope all the drivers doing Martinsville RTP have a great race! See you guys in the next one


that nap hit now i want a smoothie


Powell needs to shut the fuck up .. real convenient he’s talking shit right when stimulus checks come in ... just let it run $imtl $gdet


Currently Getting My Hair Braided


Good morning December! Here’s to a peaceful, productive, safety, healthy and happy month!


She can't be any worse than Hancock, can she?


The day has barely started and I already want to go homr


Pheelz is the number one producer in this industry,come onnnnnnn!


Niggas ah gangbang all day in they hood, but get round me and won’t even rep the set


Mexican candy is elite


Olorun Agbaye You are Mighty


Good grief, the buffoons have been out in force on Twitter today


What is yo name , what do you bring? I think that i got what you need


i get a free wax.. yay!


Bones vacances a toooots


whenever ig editors make a “badass” hinata edit, they always use scenes from road to ninja (her complete opposite). says a lot abt how “badass” she rlly is


I’m pissed I just noticed one of my earrings missing


Im not an alcoholic, I’m just always down. Huge difference


Woah, Kapil Dev was a total badass.. 24 to avoid follow on against England with 9 wickets down, our man just smashed 4 consecutive sixes..


Got a doctor's note to stay home for 2 days


high key want to get a belly piercing


She’s in he Nausea stage, if I get a phone call saying she missed her period, my life is changing forever.


MY NIGGA @user IS FINALLY SINGLE, welcome to the gang Brodie! Good to have you on the winning team


$SPY Seems to me that Russia could hurt us more with oil sanctions than we can hurt him. We are dependent on foreign oil thanks to our woke leaders.


Something about the smell of my babies skin that I find so comforting


Just asking this because I got a text from my cousin, but does anybody else call ketchup “gringo sauce” ?


“ If u gotta good bitch u gotta send her to law school cuz u might need her”


fuck i just realised this one looks familiar


okay but nipples tho


decided to go on instagram’s shopping thingy and i found a single scrunchie for $22


it’s crazy to me when tattoo artist say they’ve never worked on “dark skin” …whole time the “dark skin” they’re talking about is my complexion


New workout clothes motivates me to workout more


Why am I suddenly in the mood to listen to Tamer Hosny?


cooking chicken Alfredo garlic toast w/a loaded salad tonight


Tried showing love, they ain’t appreciate it.


little things can make me cry now


who wants a dt on a mostin edit


mannn, this man


House hunting is so exciting


my baby really 6 months next month


Start from now...just dont tell others about our problem cause they dont care


putting age in bio to prevent issues


SAVE THE MEMORIES


I’m picky but I think I picked the right person this time.


i’m seeing black widow tonight


Only accounts with less than 10k, retweet and reply to this to gain 100+ more followers


Mood changer....


Where are starting to arrive at the ugli & I haven't even left yet


Jäger bombs weren’t a good idea, now I can’t sleep


Y’all hear the boos!? Nobody likes the Dodgers


Beautiful day for gold


I like when people compliment my fit cause I didn’t even try today


Dragon rolls really


Oi nah am I the only person who’s having the BEST time at the minute


Don’t ask bout a nigga i forgot about , boss bitches only you is not allowed CUT IT OUT


Oh my goodness, I just realized who the 4-6% are…it’s the NSP’s. They’ll die off soon.


“Idk man. He said to eat your fruits and veggies.” Groundbreaking.


I'm staying up all night to watch election coverage and I have a horrible feeling as the night progressing my iced coffee will turn into gin...


This rain is really unnecessary


We eventually getin over people and it's really nice


Abi predicted the score correctly @user


Imagine how musky and sweaty Spider Gwen is under her suit. Its probably a sauna in there


It aint my fault u mfs aint got shit productive goin on in yall life but being a miserable petty ignorant bitch aint gon put them coins in yo pocket


me: works every day also me: leaves town once & Justin Bieber decided to come to my work


so once she’s ran out of pawns to massacre, not only themselves but their careers.., like was it worth struggling to float for a few billboard points


You definitely gotta love yourself first and be happy with yourself before you can love somebody else and make them happy


I be wanting to door dash but I be thinking people gonna kidnap me.


I’m literally praying 24/7 when I talk 2 myself


Thanks, another green day. G.


Me, the big brain: posting art when the feed is sleeping, yes


reminder that im asexual and would prefer all aphobes/“exclusionists” block me instead of putting stupid edgy garbage on my tl


I stand by liking the lineup but NY just can't miss


Phew I ain’t want to do it but workout done


I really underestimated how much better I would feel after excercizing, mediating/reflecting on my relationships and being in nature...everyone should try to find the time to do that for themselves


' love working on my off days .. make me feel like im grinding even harder


sorry for being inactive, i’ve really lost my interest in AC/motivation to keep playing


Welp, let's see if #SFGiants want this!


why would I get in yo car & it stank? Like be fucking for real


Don't be sorry and don't blame yourself for someone who can't help himself


Maaannn I just lost so many lashes on my right eye


Hate travelling...my anxiety kills me ..off to The Jubilee hospital as a mate had a heart attack and ended up with 7 stents in..not bn to this hospital before so here's hoping I don't get lost...Train to Partick...then from there to Clydebank then taxi from there to hospital...


If me asking for pretty much NOTHING is alot then baybeeeee …. I can do bad and spoil my damn self


Hey guys! I hope you’re having a good day! I’m going to post more new moon readings and any other channeled/September messages my energy allows. I’m also sending back personal readings throughout the day


Imma wait till closer to the date & ask him again


So jealous of all the little kids in my neighborhood riding their bikes and playing. We didn't get half the school year off for a pandemic when I was growing up


being anemic ain’t no mf joke, it can be 80 degrees outside , if that mf wind cold , imma be cold, i literally dress depending on how the wind is not the actual weather


Politicians give answers they think people want to hear, not the truth. I'm sick of the BS lies and spin. It's why Trump will go down as the best President ever. Twice


I actually see Tasha and Andrew winning


So... Ms. Akuma is Mr. Grey's... wife?


i woke myself up bc i have to finish the test


Everytime this nigga drop his son off to get his hair braided he begging for food


Do you ever forget and then randomly remember that Chris Martin wrote Fix You for Gwyneth Paltrow and hurt your own feelings thinking about how they’re divorced


I’m that one co worker you wish you could fire cuz I be making up my own rule but the whole business would fail without me


Bout to go home after i get my lashes done and watch 50 Shades of Grey


Can’t wait to dance my little feet off NYE at warehouse project


Please watch behind her eyes on Netflix


Bout to roll up this good gasery


Bitches Be Re-using They Eyelashes So Much They Blink Starting To Stink


Watching @user intro stream lol how cute! New gen for Nijisanji has been keeping my micro holidays entertaining


to monstro com a tom tom


Happy 2 years anniversary of Covid-19


Lockdown really fucked up my social skills. This morning my manager called me and asked “ how are you?” and instead of me saying “not too bad, and yourself?” I replied with “how are you too”. I just hung up


Couldn’t do no shining cause I hadda find me some pape first


If ur from Jhelum ur elite


I finally got my RGB task and I’m so excited


my old english teacher sent me a friend request on fb


I WILL NEVER LOVE ANOTHER BITCH SO THEY CANT DO ME WRONG


Imma just call up fatima, that ain't really her name but she for the team


I am very disappointed with @WellsFargo no walk in’s??? And appointments are way to far in the calendar. Get it together please ughh


Why is ManUtd pretending to be an elite football club with a captain who is pretending to be a football player?


I always bet on the bros to keep me accountable. The way y’all believe in me is so unmatched


Bailly on the bench when he’s better than all 3 of our starting CB’s


just got tickets for round 2 of @GrayscalePA see yall in lancaster


Okay so it said until the end of April


Why my niece hollerin like this. I thought we had an understanding


Jess Sergis will be in town and I have to isolate


Travis Scott’s on my feet ofc


Even villains long to live in a peaceful world


Yay happy one year on my job


There is nothing good about #Pehlisimohabbat except the ost of the drama


Why is wet n wild being shy abt the release time for the Sanrio collection


My heart melts when my dog & my puppy lay together.


finally home from work maybe I’ll post titties again idk


I’ve been craving some macarons


Currently watching a new @user video.


"Turning up the volume, turning up the heat" - Dad joke #450 and it's only 6 weeks into the semester. I love this bio professor


Twitter now works like club house...so nice


Ahhhhhh i miss you.


Never expected I could get a bonus for the game shipped that I work in my life since I came here from scratch. Proud of myself


Hi! It's been 2 weeks since I became a dandanie and exol. May I ask what are their variety shows and where can I watch them? (aside from exo showtime and ladder cause I already watched them) Thank you in advance!


We cannot live with people when we know their hidden thoughts and intentions


Volleyed my sons football over the fence and in to the next street. He’s fuming with me but it I hit it an absolute peach


don't forget that love should not be given in bare minimums


cringe banget


I really thought 50 degrees was gonna do it for me and it’s windy as a bitch


Just got back from vacation and tore my achilles…


Worst #MCURanking movies Winter soldier Thor 2 Hulk Iron man 2 All movies i wont voluntarily watch and remember almost nothing from


Forever sad that Jackie aina blocks me


Im not going to be happy until I go see Carin Leon live


Sometimes, less is more... CJ is back - Smithy is no more


.@TomHorn88 for prime minister


26h drops stream tomorrow! We start at 8am GMT. On the dot. We'll have some stuffs to give away too


Do you ever wonder about the potential force of all your unreleased sneezes?


I’m sipping hennessy-y-y


Been throwing these ibuprofen back like candy and they not fucking helping


Great spotted woodpecker on the #gbbo bird list @Natures_Voice @BritishBakeOff


I Might Be The Only Person Who Doesn’t Like Frying Food In My House. I Hate The Smell Of Grease


I took a pill & it feel like this shit just sitting in my throat .. Thats why Ion like taking em cause Idk how to


Ether way the Easter bunny will be coming to us this year


Biden's puppeteers picked Kamala!?? Haaahaaaa!! They're done. Woo-hoo! Too easy.


Reece James delivery


Eish Dade bo, they thought I was a Dr?


Stay in yo own lane and play the game how it’s suppose to be played


Any dom wants to degrade me?


I’m so nosey lol every time someone pulls into the apartment complex or I hear any type of noise I’m all in the window lookin


You’re completely useless and invisible to Me if you aren’t sending, serving and sacrificing for Me daily


niggas be cuffing whores faithfully


openn again met pagi guys!


Best part bout droppin music is gettin the cover back


5 SLIPS READY... dropping in 30mins KINDLT RT


I wanna be in a relationship but not a “relationship”


Got my hyperpigmentation treatment items and i am excited to use them tonight. Ima hope for the best.


Welp, it's Tuesday so I guess I'm getting me some wings from @BWWings


It’s so HOT went to open the window and it was already open


I already knew it but is was nice to hear it from you, thank you


Until I get my Bluebook for law citation I’m going to be clueless and stupid. My class textbook just says “refer to your Bluebook” and I do not have one yet


I want some charbroiled oysters and some curry mussels ... REAL BAD


Bitches can’t stand to see you doing good or better than them so they start acting funny


If trump wins, hes gonna take credit for voter turnout


drop your favorite conspiracy theories here plz


You think you can hurt my feeling? I have a pisces moon....


This girls mom should’ve done herself and everyone else a favor by swallowing this bitch


I am sorry to hear about your bad day...but you are the person that makes all my bad days much better


Life was good when Nicki was dating Meek


I be moving different with ginger hair you know, this confidence came outta nowhere


foolish why would you go live right before i have practice for like two hours bro


Two committee members have association with Notre Dame...that wouldn’t make a difference in Cincinnati being ranked 6th


There are women out here who will work with a man when he’s down .. believe that!


Entertaining but not deadly ... Yet. Need to find shooting boots next 45. YNWA


Dear @user Your plan is backfiring. All your freaking out about “critical race theory” & passing anti-history laws has kids wondering what you don’t want them to learn. In fact, you’ve freaked out about it so much that it’s actually going to be in the history textbooks now.


Idk why it annoys the shit outta me when white folks call Ground Beef “Hamburger”. Like that’s the only thing you can make with it


Fuck it ima order all new wheels for Baby Benz cause I been wanting to switch up her look anyway


Straight off work and now class. Whew


i very much dislike you if u follow me then unfollow when i follow back


You Gotta Show Me iHear The Same Shit All The Time


A man is meant to cover bills now and then share house chores cause if he doesn’t it’s called ENSLAVERY Want to be a full house wife who collects allowances with little or no responsibilities cause you’re boogie, modern or Gen Z lol


jungkook's pretty necklace


The lass was convinced by her note from her Elf apologising for not appearing this morning due to COVID quarantine. Heading to the shops at lunchtime


Ghislaine Maxwell a


Listen fam, I need to get into bed. I am in chair beside bed. It is not easy to get to bed. I also should brush my teeth first too


got stuck in an elevator and my first thought was “i should tweet about this”


tired of being so vulnerable


Damian Lillard a problem


All they’re showing at the end of movies now is MF trailers. Last time i stay til the end


it’s funny asl when i post on snap after mad long bc here comes the people that try to talk to me now that i look good


Lmao I just got my W2. These ppl lying! Who tf made all this damn money


wayv i know i said id buy yalls next album but turns out I'm still broke... maybe next time


Sometimes after hearing my inner thoughts I think to myself... who am I


Oh i forgot Steak, Loaded Mashed Potatoes, Lobster, Buffalo Wings all flats) , Curly Fries.... I want it all


Booted up my ps3 for the first time in ages. Ten years later, and the damn thing works


I got sick out of no where this morning I ain’t no wtf was going on


Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss


i want to listen to my baby boy's new song but i dont want to sign up for sp**tify


did jinx let caitlyn get dressed or did she dress her while she was knocked out?


Y’all swear he ugly. He use to be no lie


Stumick hurt


THE F**CKING GRAPPLE GLOVE IS BACK


Guys you dramatically sag their skinny jeans ... I JUST WANNA PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FACE


I’m listening to And I by Ciara.. I think I’m in my feelings


Aish dances like a dream


Accidentally dropped a tin with a solution in it and it landed on it's "butt"/bottom.. Not even a tiny drop! Ah! MY POWER!!


Been ‘sexting’ a friend during lockdown but not the usual ‘I’m going to do this to you’ trash - it’s turning into a full on kinky story, different characters, all sorts! One person writes some, then sends it on for the other to continue. Love it! Lockdown creativity at its best


strike a pose


i want to sb oomf but i can't


Remember - Silence is not anger, Ignorance is not attitude...


Damn it’s taco Tuesday and I ain’t even gone have tacos today


Getting really frequent & really bad migraines since starting on placement - I can only assume it's the long hours, lack of sleep, & stress trying to get an essay written at the same time as I'm staying hydrated & love the actual placement! Whatever causes it, it's awful


I love cats so much they deserve the world little balls of fluff if you do t like cats I don’t trust you


xiaoyang thriving on the tl


Next stream will be tomorrow evening! We'll also be doing a fun NYE stream on Thursday, so if you'd like a place to hang out and celebrate the end of this weird af year and welcome in the new year, please feel free to join us! I'll post more info tomorrow


Imagine finding a Marcel Breuer chair in a thrift store


After an increasingly exhausting month I can’t wait to work on Saturday and only have one day off this weekend


I’m watching the NTA’s with a slight delay


sorry for no early stream.


I'm glad there's not an expectation of "you need to be fucking people to be a real content creator" ummmm the bator & toy play communities would like a word


When I find my person I’m going so Alias


just a couple more weeks till I can play on my PS account


Reasons to go crazy got a trillion for real


it’s cuddling weather >> but no cuddles just weather


conan gray is starting to attach to me he has a beautiful voice oh wow


Over 120k BTC were bought on @binance in the last few days. If/when there are another 20 similar sized purchases, there will be no BTC left on exchanges


Cut my yard now I’m exhausted


But the fact she’s going there and not Houston don’t sit right with me


I hope I can get drunk on Christmas eve


Trump might ignorant and stupid but least he has plan for America economy covid 19 Bahamas government has none


Is it me or is tweeting about #climatechange really such a stressful issue?


Don’t lie to my fckin face abt some bullshit


if they had schoolastic bookfairs in college id run that shit dry gimme that $100 eraser


Seeing this all star game NOT in Atlanta


Now ladies this why I protest no sex.. cuz I'm fucking everybody n I need to minimize STDs of my own body.. I haven't had an STD since south philly n I would like to keep it that way


yall excited for my deezer wrapped?


I bet she be thinking I’m all cap lol that how I get you


Buffalo chicken tender spinach wrap from Publix deli


I'm a small account that will start posting jimin moments on a routine basis! I hope this account will become a haven for my followers, and thanks in advance if you followed me


i think I mastered holding a dental hand piece and fulcrum


Uber eats cancelled when they got to the door


Shoutout to Ranboo for creating trans people, king behavior


alr submitted my confession


yall sure it's not friday???


last battle of the game


It’s sickening how bad y’all lie


I’m straight but @JLo makes me feel bent


Quite a number of people stay awake waiting for update from NCDC before going to bed. Waiting on Kano result in particular today GOD please


talking to men is really not that fun bc what do you mean you don’t know what the coastal grandmother aesthetic is


im so tired i stayed up til 5am thinking she was gonna post again


TURKEY IS COOKING SPLENDIDLY


The strokes - muse - twenty one pilots - bullet for my Valentina


It really gets on my nerves that men think I’m just gone fuck them. That can I work with you shit be pissin me off. You’re not a porn star dude. You just trying to get some pussy. The shit men say be sorry as hell. Don’t ask me for no pussy tf


I summoned the man on accident


perks of being self producing idols, you can see almost all of their names credited in the tracklist ಥ╭╮ಥ


Keepers ball


I forgot to put fajitas on my bowl omg


My sleep is soooo much better after a good bath


Can't wait to be in my best behavior after this lockdown


Reservation dogs is hella funny


Something about straight hair make me want to slut a nigga out.


My heart is heavy for my BFF. She’s a principal in a local high risk district. She loves her young students so much & they are struggling so bad here in lockdowns. Yesterday I went out to buy winter boots for a student. My tough as nails friend cries every day in this crisis.


Ya boy got approved for his first credit card. First apartment on dee way


Sick and tired of this thing called doing things


it don’t matter how long we go without talking this baw ALWAYS respond


I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser


My daddy ordered me a poke bowl I should come home more often


Hallowww everybody good morning have a nice day sa lahat ng may birthdays ngayun happy birthday...wsh you all the best luvya


Allergies + Mask = snotty nosed.


The moon look crazy right now


Is it just me or will somebody from your high school post a photo with somebody & you go “they still living” as if we been outta that hoe for ages


i’ve been bleeding in your silence, i feel safer in your violence i hold on like leaves and fall to what is left


i haven’t done my daily quests on genshin, i forgot


I love how my favourite movie had such a banging soundtrack. I can listen to it and know which song is played in any of the scenes


@user I saw your post. your time will come


Gotta love Internetproblems when you're in the most hype moment of the season


Eating a salad because I don’t want to cook


I mind my own business. Stay in my own lane. I don’t bother anyone unless they in my business or swerve in my lane.


this heat bro


Someone call me when he drops for Simple & Sweet


Wow #Roknation got Rosie a car..niceeeeee y’all did well


If she/he ask to broke up with you.. Let it be because She's lost 2 things 1) She/he Lost someone who truly love him/her 2)She/he Lost You So Cheer up


if u cant comment just like this tweet like what


Going on a date tonight so I have tiger’s eye in my front left pocket


what a lovely time to be 8 months pregnant


3K followers and I do a 80CP giveaway


got a new fall candle. ya know what that means


Morning all, hope ya have a great day


If you got DONT DM ME or Uninterested in your DM just say you want some attention here I come


Finally got my stuff to make iced coffee


got my man the cutest birthday gifts, another year of celebrating together


And this ugly ass bruise on my leg I just can not .


I never felt so stress like this. Running like a mad lady to take the water from the lorry and carrying up to my apartment


I jus wanna get away


When females say “niggas aint shit” are they talkin bout they nigga or the nigga they overlooked?


i fucking loathe my employer goddamn idiots ga bisa baca apa gimana sih brain cellsnya habis untuk tereak2 doang like ??? bitch you're 26 manage your anger please you're an adult


Treat her right, she already has 50 guys in her DMs begging to take your place!


Sooooo long winded


It’s almost 8, why am I making a cappuccino


Kampreettt nech wasit, ibra red card


Do I even continue to be a Twitch streamer or am I just a #stlcards fan account now?


Second ice lolly of the day


Going through my Facebook friends and realizing I have multiple deceased people as friends still


We love hackers


im off friday saturday sunday


You gotta ass so fat let’s make a bby


All my love to the @MIFFofficial team today, who must be feeling so ragged after a week on tenterhooks.


Bitch so bad coulda thought I owed her something by the way I broke her off


hope on the street when


Hype his solo activities too maybe, not just when he’s doing sonething related to the group


The vague sensation of fury through someone's file


I remember this day like yesterday shit still krazy


Today I forgive and forget whatever that has been hidden inside my heart for the past 2 years , I moved on thank You Jesus


Woodford reserve bourbon>>>> thank me later!!


tired of having tummy issues


Finna make chicken pot pie


Glad to see all @user holders have their day. Just remember to not be a dick. If you’re a new member, welcome!


I will be resuming “baddie” status when my hair gets done . So until then y’all can call it how y’all see it


If the suns somehow manage to not win a championship with devin booker im done smh lets revisit this in 12 years


I need 3 vacations and 3 tattoos this year, telling the universe now


Sometimes I want to like/heart something on Tumblr so fast I like it then unlike it accidentally a millisecond later


The way @GovRonDeSantis and his thugs are running things, how has #Florida not been declared a terrorist state?


Don’t you hate when you expect a package and it’s not delivered yet


Heard some Chief Keef on the radio yesterday, & I must say he birthed a lot of these rap niggaz


i go to the store & spend so much on him & come out with 2 things for myself


watching the little mermaid


it’s becoming easier for me to set boundaries & express my emotions & it’s been a long time coming. i love that for me


I think ab MONEY at least 24hours out of a day


maynee I don’t even know anymore


Blinken Lavrov meeting off


I’ve been depressed so I just bought a bunch of clothes and now I feel slightly better


I put maca in my açaí bowl and I’m regretting it


I am a #TELCOIN maximalist $TEL


three days before jin's birthday, 28 days before my birthday, and 29 days before tae's birthday!! kilig talaga ako magkasunod birthday namin ni tae


some of y’all still hanging with your Trump supporting friends and that’s why they think it’s okay


wtb collbooks (prefer in a set with other collbooks / binders)


Niggas cordial but I know wat to say to bring the Ape out them


I might not act like it, but I’m always one step ahead


Just tried to get my Amazon echo to tell me the name of the song it was playing and the bloody thing wouldn't answer. Turns out it was the dishwasher and the echo wasn't even plugged in.


Such a nice weather to continue sleeping. Good morning everyone


Two things I wish I knew before now is: 1.Focus on you 100% 2. People might not get what you are doing, heck they might not support you but don't let that make you sad & lash out. Just keep going


To make mistake is part of being a human being. Okay tell me who hasn't messed up? You know one really?


If it’s making your pockets fatter, it’s not up for discussion.


Im a dog and it’s true baby can we this here a truce baby?


Akaashi-san always amazing


I miss snow man dawg


I accidentally poured almost half the bottle of crushed red pepper in my noodles now I’m sweating like I just finished cardio


Sometimes we don't need advice. we just need somebody to listen. Someone who won’t judge you.


Gonna be late to my vaccine appointment which is great


Beautiful mannn Sanchooo


yoongi tongue, that’s it that’s the tweet.


Start your day with bismillah dan berserah


*looks at you with an evil wink* “C’mon. You and me? Let’s write a bad romance.”


Idc what a bitch say about me but you BET NOT mention my kids!


Gomora is an amazing show


I’m gonna start posting my ass on my Of more it deserves more appreciation


All the insult and banter end on twitter… bella no send… las las sef do you.. the world will adjust


another cartier


Yall still watching love island


Where the loyal women gon be at in 2023? I’m trynna see something


Glorilla got the deepest voice on her label


Sassuolo want £40m+ for Gianluca Scamacca. Seven internationals and no goals. Scored a total of eight goals last season


This day hasn't been easy on people trying to do their own research


I'm craving that blue 25 baisa crisps that I used to buy as a kid from the corner shop near our house in Oman


Drop your exit poll predictions below


Just gonna take a short little nap at 7pm


I always thought #KevinHart and Dave Chappelle made comedy for white people, I also thought, that it was understood by everyone that that they were not making comedy for us


I wonder if the pain ever goes away


“Going around this bitch like you real with it, whole time you a clown”


If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams


Casemiro is the best dm I’ve seen


Why does it rain on the most beautiful days we get


Wizkid fc home and away


I’m making roasted radishes and Brussels for dinner.


Let’s hope the whoos crowd in the stock markets @DowJones @NasdaqExchange doesn’t drag the indexes down again


instagram update on my phone when


This friend tells me about her dream in which I felt relieved after sharing my concerns with her. God is sending me signals even through my friend's dreams


There was a spider on my rear view mirror and I just had a heart attack


Ppl really will dig through your tweets & that’s irritating asf & bitch you don’t even follow me so wtf


your girl is sick and has a swollen ankle


My job has the best soup


When siomai is life


Dan Neil what a fucking beauty


I like my subs jealous and competitive, thriving to be my bestest boys


Soooo, in true Taurus fashion, I set a goal of organizing my lingerie yesterday and I’m finally doing it today.


I’ll bully all my ex new hoes if I had to


i’m finna look so FLICK my pussy good for vegas bro


I can’t even do shit bc I’m at work


WHAT’S WRONG WITH DOGA CAT


Rain or Shine ima Grind


Ion ever gotta say free my niggas I’m on the phone with em


Its a Sidepiece typa vibe today


Life went downhill for me after high school


Great, of all the most suggestive drawings I've posted on this twitter channel, none show genitalia, so ... I'm a horny 100 percent clean


In my feelings earlyyy


I left niggas with no real ambition.


#Didjaknow climate science and conn-vidd science are synonyms of bullsh!t?


No jays tonight


bitch… you better be joking


Want gose pls today


i may be a littleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee toxic but at least im loyal


Pls stop cyber bullying


I spoil everybody I love with LOYALTY don’t believe me ask em #FACTS


imagine being allergic to bees


I Been Out All Day I Just Need Hold U


Man the whole YouTube kno the Desire now


hungary’s captain playing like a 48 years old Kante


Thank God for @PrimeVideo I can get to watch this match in the comfort of my bed


Annual festive pub quiz tonight. Usually win or come second. Tonight 2 of our team cried off because of fear of the Bat Flu. We came third....That’s them ex-communicated for fucking ever. Spineless arseholes


It looks like y’all really be struggling btwn placing the wig in the correct place or saving ya hairline! I’m glad to see a lot of y’all choose ya hairlines


cb she called me “ayanggg” then w tht smile kmk


The amount of selfies I have taken already & it’s only 10am & im still working .. #Scorpioszn Today’s my day


man i be booking hair appointments with no hair


Shoutout to universe that despite all of the shit it's thrown me, it has at least blessed me with my first three jobs happening to be female-dominant workplaces


i gotta be on my period or something because ain’t no way im this emotional on a regular basis


I’m drinking water. My daughter said “I wanna try it” please get out my face acting like you never had water


I wanna get back into reading but I haven’t bought a bookshelf yet to unpack my books


I only want to keep getting better


Dimanche the last kingdom saison 4


I’m off Thursday and Friday and I want to be outside doing something that doesn’t involve my kid


25 off 100 some gas me


Trynna be hard don’t wanna listen I can’t get thru to youu


10:16pm, opening up my game after napping for 3 hours. Think I'll be up all night


Taking a couple of days for myself. Take care everyone


140$ num body, aulas marcelli


Got damn how long is this Halle Berry movie


Omg Ramadan is April 12 that’s like 3 weeks away


We're happy today but I know it wouldn't be on Sunday.


I haven’t cum all week


don't be scared speak to me we brothers


Ill eat my dinner happily


Said I was done drinking after the cabin but here I am with two new bottles of wine on my bar cart & company on the way!


Oh there’s gonna be four Derry Girls next right #greatbritishmenu


i had to drive here high af, now i must pretend to actually know what’s going on then i must drive myself home again


I feel like that weird kid in the corner with whom no one talks the way I am treated on twitter


Another easy win over Oxford, cheers for the 6 points this season


one one direction tune


The best Passenger Princess


Why y’all ain’t tell me bath and body works candles were expensive


Doge on that bs


Dating in my city is not an option. Out of town women seem more genuine & easier to talk to


YALL THE TEASER


#Cardano just keeps getting bigger and better


lost souls still a masterpiece


Dominique so sweet


Finna get a nice chill stream going prolly around 8-815


Im bout ready to change my number


Me after graduating from college: thank God I'm done, school had me so burnt out Me currently at my full time job: damn, work got me so burnt out rn


Itches be broke & spiritual. You need 222 look 444 a job


Working from home and start virtual learning with erely tomorrow .


If you’re looking for me, I’ll be neck-deep replaying the Sly trilogy.


Shalin giving gyaan to Shiv


TIL you can have a runny and stuffy nose at the same time.


Marinos hands down has the best broccoli soup


adding things to my shopping card on amazon now and sleep then,, goodnight


Tag your twitter crush don't be shy


I hate y’all grammar police officers, I can’t wait till y’all spell something wrong I’m calling swat


I feel like crying so I’m going to rewatch Street Dance with Jackson, Lay, and Yibo.


2022- i won't be living with mommy anymore.


I tried to watch that new Batman movie twice and fell asleep both times


People were generally displeased when they noticed that the flag on my face mask was not an american flag but a Puerto Rican one.


Going live on OnlyFans in a min


. I’m So Undecided On What I Wanna Do For My Birthday


2 days left and i’m out of this hell hole


You hoes need to start a twerk thread in honor of hot girl summer approaching. I’m tryna see some ass shakinggggg


Just pulled up to my friend’s house and her older brother was standing outside… this man is built asf


Baby youuu baby you were made for me


Sometimes you can get a crap day which turns in to a crap week…….or sometimes you can get a good day that turns into a better week… it is what it is I suppose


Who cares if colins in madden for realllll honestly I only see WHITE ppl complaining... DONT BUY THE GAME THAT SIMPLE fucking


I just saw a man miss the bus and I was about to offer him a ride then I remembered he could murder me


Wish these gas prices would drop as quick as the damn temperature did


Oooh! So new to optha. They are using leica for their cameras. How fancy!


sana all may jose!


Let's Run Away Together from this World..


There's taekooker in ador twt yikes


I swear ppl are so sensitive nowadays.... Mfs be offended by EVERYTHING!!


U got that Budda love


Tmnccc


Wish I had a dollar for everyone that has slid up since I got my puppy but never before


Lagos people, if you don’t invite me to stuff and I see your updates, I will block you.


Writing a Doctor Who story for @user Short Trip competition. Really enjoying working on it.


Wild’n Out returns tonight


I just figured out why my character is the way she is and I'm so excited to write that into the story


How long did I sleep for... I’ve woken up to see Burna Boy’s side chick wants to break her silence...Lani Good, has released new “music” and Zeze Millz isn’t happy over it as she’s coming for her mum!


My birthday a month away I’m look soooo good


I’ve gotten so many unexpected roses, especially this year...


Not my dad jammin to Max B


Just read a list of reasons why people who voted for trump in 2016 but aren't voting for him this year and I swear half of them are like "I decided to finally pick up a book and learn something and now I'm not Republican"


Herb Kelleher is looking down from heaven, probably with a Wild Turkey in his hand, and crying.


I've been shopping most of my baju, kasut and bags from zalora since 2013. The delivery was never disappointing and the quality of the items are never in questioned


they telling me i’m blessed they telling me i’m lucky


why can't people stfu ? it's 8 in the morning


Omg I have the whole row to myself for 7h!!!


My son really my best friend


i kind of want to start girlfriends from the beginning again


The way I be out of breath from doing nothing


I want some butterflies going up my back


One more day of work then I’m home free


I was wondering why I love girl wearing stripped shirts but Cobie


Juve win tomorrow


What happened to freaky fast? I ordered my food over an hour ago and @jimmyjohns still isn’t out for delivery


A lot of schools said fuck Class of 2020 Mfs get to go on there senior trip and have two graduations…wish we could have had that


Bro i miss my 2nd gens


Ugh… hearing an old lady cry will forever break my heart….


hmmmm life is now like some apocalyptic movie


Chapeau


"The ideal candidate will thrive in an entrepreneurial environment." #lies It actually hurt my feelings, people write it so much.


guys skeppy’s ok i’m pretty sure we don’t need to get it trending


Thank you! Rip George Floyd!


I’m so jealous of everyone who manages to sleep before midnight


The amount of cunt that this man does get up and talk baffles me


REST DAY ALAK DAY


kagehina canon


Wife: You have stopped telling me how beautiful I am and how much you love me. Husband: I have stopped lying. I am now born again.


I’d like to thank Lana Del Rey for making my self-isolation time feel poetic and beautiful when all I’m doing is sitting in bed.


10 days to go before Le Mans


Every year my birthday gets ruined. Never fails


im craving crawfish and shrimp dip from lost and found


At what age should we stop grooving.... Just got home at 04:00am.


Great to see @user #Winterwatch


Spotify hasn't updated the streams yet


Ginger Tea for the win


Don’t want to put myself through Southampton Liverpool so I’m watching Sheffield united vs Nottingham Forrest instead


Made the kids listen to Cher in the car on the way to school this morning


Opened up my front camera and all I gotta say is who tf let me out the house looking like this. Scared me a bit


I be wondering some shit but imma keep hush mouth


Buffalo chicken dip taste like heaven


None to prove but all to self.


Is it me or does Kalas look like he’s never played football before


I been with Lay all day. We out here on cocktail popsicles at the children’s football practice.


i like how the “my shiny teeth” song is 2 min long so you can brush your teeth to it


you will not walk from this bed the same way you walked to it when I'm done with you


Woodwork hit


anyone selling a faye webster ticket in dallas?


one day i will be thanked and praised for being at the forefront for what will be the CR-Z movement


I’m just going to stop telling my dr all my problems and thoughts what’s next


ADELE IS COMING BACK YALL


It’s not a lot but I got a 25 cent raise


I can’t date a nigga that don’t smoke weed I’m sorry but that shit is boring ain’t nothing like getting high with your nigga


me: aiming my cleaning spray this moth: stop! i'm quirky


Why did this man just dance for me at the stop sign… I mean lifted his shirt up, touching on his body.. sir wth


I feel safe and protected.


Did I just make this guy mad on accident?


Is she trying to drag bts’s reputation


On god Apple Music soo ass at shuffling


wish i had friends that invite me places but ig no one care me


Today is one hell of a day on so many levels


I had such a filthy mouth up here why y’all let me do that lol


my phone is on 4% and i have to be here for 3 more hours


not me really looking for good areas to move to in SA


Teaser image #2 I’m waiting for you


jaemin breathed today, expect jeno to bbl


Rewatching drag race and even though Gia Gunn was shady as hell she was funnier than a mf too


Today we had distributed some 30 Grocery kits in Navi Mumbai....have target of 500+.


goodmorning decemberrrrrr


I WAS SAVED BY A STRANGER


ian come home just to be sick


damnnnn, every year this girl gets pregnant sheesh


11 has been in a mood all day and she is currently going nuclear. I told you I jinxed it.


Every time I go to the store everything go up a dollar.


Bitches gonna regret it when its too late


Finally, chapaguri


One of my teachers is one funny a** white lady


My brand is really about to step


Good morning! Yes, I just squeaked it in before noon PT.


Been wanting cherries but they are not in season


I had my 2nd dose of vaccine yesterday and I fell asleep when I got home,, so.. what did I miss?


y’all telling me rich people can’t find ways to stay busy at home? you want me to believe that they HAVE to travel during a pandemic?


selling feet pics dm me #feetpics #footfetish


Do I deserve to join Avora?


i honestly tried really really hard to leave the fandom bc it wasnt making me happy for like. a week. but it didnt work at all HAHAHAHA cant escape the clutches of mydayism just yet, not when autumn break is going on


YA GIRL PAST HER ROAD TEST AND OFFICIALLY GOT HER LICENSE. about damn time.


SORRY I'VE BEEN GONE: Had trouble getting back online. Yet,since I'm here, I want to wish all you Twitterphiles a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Be well, people!


Oh so we can’t keep clean sheet


Really quiero lograrlo!!


Listening to Michelle Williams sing A Million Dreams from the movie The Greatest Showman.What a great song.


four years in Richmond and I finally purchased a water filter, no more richmond punch for me


Once again I’m battling cold feet. Ah aowa


I hope you’re miserable until your dead..


$PUGE Reminds of $DOCRF run from 0.30 cents to over $2.00 off aquisition-spree


So....... how is it going?


It’s like some of you you’re shy to ask for momo number


Oooo latest Speed Limit change proposals from @AklTransport are out and four roads I have been wanting changed for years are on the list YAY


Goodmorning y’allz.


Twitter - A place you forget every other social media platforms. Not thinking of who to reply or who not to respond to


uh huh yep mhm i want that one sir


Double 2 inch silent night memory foam topper sorted on bed with new sheet now I can chillax till asda arrives with me food and cola


he really turned 23 and became a thot.. my baby grew up well


if u eat cold pop tarts ur built different


People will shock and surprise you everyday


Christmas post curse


why do I want to literally eat ranch with a spoon rn, am I okay


Parents be so annoying


I have packages coming from four different sites rn, take my money


I’ve been getting over 30 request a day on snap for the last two weeks


I want my ass tatted so bad


Focusing on bringing a whole life into this world has brought me nothing but clarity and perspective. All the other bs I used to think was worth my time is no longer a priority. Solely focused on my family and my business, in that order... and nothing makes me happier.


I get sent to HR like it’s the principle office


My Transunion went up 38 points


I can eat a fried egg with the yolk running a bit but a boiled egg with the yolk running


And I only noticed bc I was about to post the same picture on instagram


I’m only mean to people who deserve it. And men deserve it.


Ykw his middle part is kinda sexy


You'll never see no small market franchise try to pull off a stunt like this. Now it just might work cuz Ime is a good coach but bruh, ain't no way you convincing me this was the plan when the season started. That front office is a mess.


IF YOU FUCK A CORN MAN AND YOU GET PREGNANT BITCH YOU GONNA HAVE A BABY CORN MAN


The only other blockchain Satoshi worked on was @user 2011 Namecoin .bit domains are the first NFTs ever. What are the odds he didn't try them out? I think it's very probable that Satoshi not only helped create the first NFTs but also owned some that have now expired


The way CAF protects its "big teams" is interesting. They give them bye into the penultimate round before #TotalEnergiesCAFCL group stage and still ensures they all host the second legs at home. CAF


Why does Brogdon look like he’s 40


I’ve been saying this since the season started... The Yankees should’ve signed Jonathan Villar... He’s such an underrated player! Great pick by the Mets!!


Really afraid to leave the coldness of my room


Keep shooting. Keep posting. Keep editing. Keep growing. I see you getting better. From Mishe to you.


Humans are stupid


Nope, can’t tell me shit.


my sleep pattern back to normal again


110 degrees out. power on campus went out. bus doesn’t arrive for another 30 minutes.


Junie is with his grandparents


DUB AGAINST THE LA LIGA LEADERS


I can’t believe Lampard is a former CHELSEA manager with zero trophy


Just checking in to see if he was caught running away again


The Mickey Mouse Club really had us singing love songs at 6/7 years old


Some people r just angels


which one for concert photography acc


Guys my birthday is coming soon, I want gifts


had round 1 of summer shootout last night. started 8th, drove up to 5th, and finished 7th. onto round 2 tonight


High thoughts: if a Sagittarius is mean too you then you were the problem


Dangote who happens to be a billionaire is still using iPhone 6. You that doesn’t have up to 200k in your account is using iPhone 12 pro max. Okay.


I say this everyday and I’ll say it again... it should be illegal to own a black Ford Explorer if you’re not a cop.


A butterfly wanted to land on me but I had to keep walking bc I was in the middle of the street it landed on the street sign as I got across sad be ause I couldn't get a picture but that's okay


i’ll be 23 a month from today


Just had to google CTE syntax...I have over a decade of SQL experience.


my brain is literally a blackhole today it wants to do nothing


always in someone’s head I swear


$PLTR It’s a buy down here


Getting into the habit of doing daily meditation to help deal with stress and fatigue....Think I just ended up learning how to nap while sitting instead


We actually spoil each other


Ok did twitter unfollow some of you for me or sum??? Bc I could’ve sworn... SWORN I already followed some of y’all...


For girls it’s easy to tell when something is wrong will that’s just me. But with guys they can hide it. But when you take it out on them it makes them not want to be home


The Sims Team has felt like a non-committal significant other who is finally starting to realize how much they truly value their parter (The Sims Community).Their actions are speaking louder than words. It’s taken 7 years but hey


There’s enough money in the world for everyone. Stop competing


Happppy December


if any of you minted those UFC Strike NFT packs. congratulations. you getting a refund for those packs, and those NFTs are now free cos you bought the first ever UFC NFT packs.


“WHY YOU BE CAPPIN’ LIKE YO’ NAME IS SCOOP?” - only @Boity


So work ain’t stopping for me :/


I am being an absolute terror on email today


& of course the blunts & Hennessy


Going outside at night is so…calming


another one failed but I already knew that this is gonna happen again


It’s nasty out still soooo hopefully the pizza driver makes it here alright


People are kind to who they want and choose to be kind to. Just pray for the discernment and strength to leave a person who is no longer kind to you.


Mis tardes son de Netflix/Disney+ con mi Mom


next step is looking for a new place


Let love guide you not fear


omo, some of you don't have shame at all. why would you dm a guy to beg him for d!ck pictures?


i don't think i can really enjoy the concert today cuz i'm constantly worried about beomgyu


So i heard campus live rn and I’m just sitting in the house


Whew my child is bout to worry me today


why don’t my friends understand my “do it to be funny” logic


please shut the fuck up, xoxo


Where all these Eagles fams come from??? Regardless, go birds


If you fwidd my my friend cool or not why tf would I FW you ??? Niggas be weird


Introducing, The Los Angeles Lakers


i wish someone at cashapp would pay me


I Just Want A Bankroll That Cant Fold


Can’t nobody whoop my ass harder than my period cramps


Had a dream about all of my friends


your voice is my favourite sound…


Earthquakes in Miami wtf


I ain’t forget some y’all was liking lizzo trash ass music


#TonightVMTV doing their best to replicate the first Trump-Biden debate there


I re-dyed, shampooed, blow dried, & flat ironed my wig within the span of 2 hours and all before my first meeting of the day. I accidentally put that bitch on crooked but you still can’t tell me I’m not that bitch today.


nahida haver tomorrow


celebrating kazuya's smash announcement alone ha ha


If I send you a sexy photo and you don’t respond, promise you’ll never get another


Zimbabwe tour of Pakistan Loading...... But still there's a chance for a Super Over Loss


Not y’all mad at the CDC. Y’all don’t believe in science now?


They say “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere” it’s 5:06 pm and I’m drunk already


Dead by Daylight x Attack on Titan and dbd dating sim… I can’t believe it


I only want sweets when it’s that time.


Ehhh a hape of Irish people arriving back into Dublin airport after a holiday in Lanzarote?? A holiday?? What part of essential travel is that? No wonder they didn't want to be identified. So annoying when the rest of us are complying with restrictions. #PrimeTime


More money for me I guess


Geminis ain't shit, fuck em


Everything I eat has been upsetting my stomach, I just wanna feel better


The "awo de" killed me. The boredom is doing my head in.


Shit need an excuse to not go gym


Seeing that dj envy clip the light skin nigga community took a L today


i can’t even sing rn because im bout sick asf


How do you solve a problem like Maria


ur all so nice


My moms intuition is on point, I’m at work hungry asf and here she come with a chicken sandwich for me


Betty Who’s first album is literally one of the best pop albums this century and was followed by two of the worst


For people who don’t have a switch, download Animal Crossing Pocket Camp for your phone! Still very fun and we can be friends


Took my car to get some maintance done……yeah never will I ever get a Benz again


AWS ads in IG


My class has been going on an hour and I haven't been able to connect to it and I am absolutely losing my mind bc it's only 1 day a week for 8 weeks so missing one class is a huge detriment wtf do I do


I’m gettin Ratioed by a group of Timmys best day ever


old ass people need to learn manners more than us teenagers do. facts.


I think sometimes I don’t appreciate the prayers my mum does over me


Jeon Somi.. Looking forward to your comeback


Smile is a language of love. Smile is way to get success. Smile is to win the hearts. Smile is to improve your personality. So,.. Brush daily...


They be like follow and turn on notifications for LIT RELATABLE TWEETS


Bad times never last strong people do


I can’t even look at you without wanting to slap you damn I thank god I didn’t get that tattoo


Im from the mud so you know I adapt


lmao Elon undercut the blue checkmark market heavy


I love America! And I Hate MAGA... Should I be ashamed? Maybe. Maybe Not...


it’s loki eve for the last time for a while


Only 9,000 people left ahead of me in OW2 queue!


i just crapped my pants


it's crazy how good a sale feels i'm hyped rn


Still can’t accept the news I’ve consumed these last 24 hours


.@EleagueCZ nice name and logo. very original. #imitationisflattery


Do you know what today is??? Its Taco Tuesday


People say I’m mean.. I don’t disagree


I’m too playa to reaction out of emotions


She only cry for a min then she calm down


Also main stand looked busy with people tonight, why were we not allowed in, right thats my rants done, until tomorrow


On on everything don’t dm about YOUR nigga I can give to fcks about he doing the chasing not me... dm him


If they don’t have a favorite Barbie movie… that’s a red flag


Laval Rocket Forward Charles Hudon finished the 2020 AHL All Star Classic in Game 1 with no points, +/- -3, for Team North in their 6-5 SO Loss to Team Pacific. #GoHabsGo #Go


Have to be honest iv never liked bolingoli. From the 1st time i saw him kick a ball for Celtic i knew he was dung. But i hav to ask myself would there be the same clammer for the player to be sacked if it was french eddy that done it


Saw 999,555,222,&444 today


I'm now 100% sure More&More is a bop


So many new games coming to the Switch!


Booked autumn an appointment to get her hair braided cus I’m tired


Pulled up moms was washing her truck by da time I came back out she was washing my car.. she must’ve seen how filthy it was & felt bad


Ooh folga


mfs on twitter real deal need therapy


i think i know how i can create something WAACKY proportion wise while staying true to my normal strats, gonna test it out and post it and such so keep an eye on that


my therapist is taking a 6 week break so wish me luck


Yall love to post details of every show before niggas even get to watch it


I really don’t be thinking bout the shit I say


Steak, potatoes, and asparagus for dinner


Why 1:11 is soo boring now days??


What do you girls recommend for postpartum hair loss?


All my packages arrived before my birthday


i should be sleeping, but im scared of qiqi


I ended up watching a short that made me cry so much


solid talaga ac fried chicken


in and out of moods cus mfs play w me too much


Is today a good manifesting day?


manifest i become a piso mod pls


Hey all! Sorry for my lack of posts/interaction! Works pretty busy so interacting with you guys during work is proving to be difficult


The only downside to running and long incline walks is that it’s fucking my feet up :(. I’m getting blisters and had a hematoma on one of my toes like


I can’t imagine why somebody wouldn’t like affection lol i luh that shit!!


Getting this tattoo cover up today


These kids know Brandi left and think they gonna get everything in the house if don’t go on


still crazy that my job values me enough to create a brand new position for me (with a 16K increase) after i tried to quit


The announcer that’s covering the hornets vs pacers game......are you alright dude????


anyways i acc do need more summer clothes bc all my clothes from last year dont fit anymore bc im fatter than before


guess who almost pulled an all nighter bc they cant sleep in hot temperatures


Convos wit millionaires


Crying over seeing so many people pulling the broke man on my tl…


Worst day at work and I come home to @user homemade curry and he's bought #DisneyPlus.


ugh okay juxtaposition is really good


some kid called me emo


Thought for the day: If you want success,,,,,,,,,,, fall in love with adversity


For a while I’ve been wondering why I got so fuckin beautiful after I lost the attachment I felt to the shitbag who emotionally abused me for 2 years. TURNS OUT I just love myself and know myself again and I’ve been so fuckin beautiful all along!!!! Teehee


Who wants some feet pics in my new Versace heels?


Tryna run a crazy bag up as fast as I can in the next 17 days.. GOOOO


Lemme make some brown sugar bacon to go with this butter pecan....


does twitter wanna see the shot I hit on JectiIe a stream last night?


GOOD MORNING- 40 MINUTES, PEOPLE


New Gym Anxiety unlocked* How am I gonna defend myself after a great workout and my body is tired?


Street fighter 6 looking


The trash I pulled at the ass crack of dawn still hasn’t been picked up


Like, I know that I complain a lot about stuff but I'm genuinely a shockingly positive person.


My dad bought me a ribeye!


Fuckin Maguire kept him on. Slabhead ffs!!!


Today has been amazing for me I’m very happy


That takes care of furniture for now


I've seen Julie & Julia probably a billion times and it's still such a comfort to return to


It is nice when social media actually works and you discover one of your trolls has had account suspended for violating rules of no harassment and threats! The small things to be happy about


What projects should I vote for in #ProjectCatalyst? Drop links in the comments


This chioma girl is wild


“I can fix him” that’s cute .. I will break him and leave him an empty shell of what he once was


My first Somerville vote! No stickers though


anyways, how's everyone doing? have you process this yet or your brain just go with the flow


This odunsi the engine snippet (wicked, sexy) been playing in my head since. What is this vibe?!


The East is Lit RN


England’s fielding has been woeful tonight


I am so happy I held off on buying that $700 one way ticket to Detroit last month ; I just bought my ticket this morning for $230


Allah says in Quran, “They plan, and Allah plans. Surely, Allah is the Best of planners.”


fabric and jewelry acquired for Dorothea


Will forever be mad at netflix for canceling anne with an e


I finally understand that guy at the party that just kept watching his crypto app and talking about how much money he’s making.


Just had the worst Chipotle in my life


Say what y’all want but @Official_Tink did her damn thing with that album


Cheesecake is disgusting


e a wear yourself vai me falir


aaaaa i'm so excited for smt5 thank you atlus...


listening to nekosen on a record player is so fun


On another note I got my Airbnb for Paris just need my Barcelona one


questioning where my heart is never an option because it’s always with you


Me and my babies have had the sniffles and an itchy throat which I knew was because it’s ALLERGY SEASON, but still went to get tested so certain people can not freak out about it. Covid negative


when I go to possibly study abroad in Korea next spring sem (why may delay my grad idgaf) and meet jungkook at the next Seoul jazz festival


My dad is getting pizza from a place I've never heard of before and honestly idc how good it is I'm tired of eating pizza


Duplicate Pirlo and Drogba in my Icon Packs Safe to Say fifa Is done to me now Cheers for the ride Lads see you in September


the only thing that would make everything tolerable is if I could to speak to my Nan


I want to chill with the big boys Some


Might just let yo girl fuck me in the rain


i just failed my exam and ive been crying for like 5min pls reply with olivia and måneskin pics


people keep unfollowing me ig im annoying


miss my pops so much. 7 years today


I can’t believe I finally signed up for hair school. I’m so excited


I’m ready trying to give manifest a try


My heart is broke watching Fred


Living in iceland is basically thinking "It can't possibly get any worse" and then it does


So....y'all are getting a dick pic at 2K btw. Just wanted to let you all know


So according to the dress code for my new job, we can’t wear graphic tees… Welllllllll… That’s about 95% of my wardrobe


Not everyone is gonna like you, and guess what... you don’t have to care


it's through adversity that we find strength


I can’t stand when ppl play victim tht shit makes my ass itch


I just bought a zip. I’m so happy


WISH YOU WERE HERE MARK AND HAECHAN


Where’s the bad beat fantasy forum at this week??! !


why does Alban's voice get so cute when he speaks Jpn


Ok internship docs are finally submitted for approval, hopefully it's all good


im going back to d*rtmouth the day before classes start because who in their right mind would want to stay there longer than they have to


Hoes so damn weird


i miss you - hits a lot different when it comes from the right person


I love you both with all my heart, thank you for being strong @justinbieber @ddlovato


Jay biased, go to your bed and sleep now


Non-investment related. Is anyone else uber pumped for the Mortal Kombat movie?


Young K? Traveling with members? To take some video? For what? EYYYY


I have both my parents last names, I wanted my daughter to have both too and got convinced not to give them to her so she only has her dads


holly & i are off to bunk tomorrow night to celebrate me getting a flat in manc


You can feel when someone is looking into your soul


#TrudeauWasRight hahahahaha lie he's Just a clown dictador that no oye respects


man i miss dodgeball I haven’t had a match since elementary school bro


I used to think 30 was one big age


IF I SPEAKKKKKKK


That moment just before you fall asleep and a mosquito buzz right next to your ear. Makes me mad and wanna slap everywhere. More frustrating: after an frantic search no mosquito. You know what will happen next


Amazon prime gang


Yesterday, pauwi na ako. He and a friend accompanied me na magbantay ng sasakyan. For unknown reason he keeps calling my name. And i asked 'ano? Kaina kapa jan?'. He looks at me for a moment and said,'wa gid ah'. And i answered, 'ang kiss duna lang gani!' and i burst a laugh


Okay, so every tym am goin to do a blunt i owaiz get out of my apartment, sit at the balcony smoke that shit peacefully while enjoyin the nyc breeze out side while tweetin, guys accordin to me, its the best feelin ever


anyone got a parklife presale link? pls


Swans are flying


I needed this year & it’s only August.


first basketball practice of the season


/ / dani is your token big titty goth bf


Wouldn’t it be fun if @Apple purchased #TSMC


If you’re still in the US stock market like an idiot sell the dead cat bounce. Take advantage of the opportunity before it goes to zero. WE ARE NOW ENTERING A DEPRESSION WITH 30% UNEMPLOYMENT, NEGATIVE GDP, FURLOUGHS ON MORTGAGE PAYMENTS, CREDIT CARDS AND TAXES.


I love seeing girls confident in themselves. Keep posting those cute swimsuit pictures and enjoy your hot girl summer sis. Supporting always


Unbelievable Brentford and Leeds


i just wanna get my sweet tea


Starting with 1 -- #MLB YTD 137-131 +10.75 Units Over 8.5 Pirates/Nationals -105 -- 1.05 Units to win 1 Unit #GamblingTwitter


Rich ppl be dying doing rich ppl things


City better beat Villa


$LCID can't wait to see how much they missed by in earnings next month. Lol


This chapter of my life is called BLESSED!


I'm gonna attempt to write fan fiction again! Hopefully my motivation stays!


Mentally I ain’t been stable since Benji died, we ain’t pushing into Drais wit out stick inside


.@scottsigler the human brain is so weird. i know I've heard this sound many times before, but for some reason just now it got me: dry leaves blowing across the ground adrenaline spike, deep inhale and intense fear for just a moment


A shroom chocolate bar would be delightful right now


Self control is a gem


Atl at the end of the month for my girl Tess


the last episode of chrisean and blue was cringe af, she pissed me off the whole episode


simp alert


Awesome space today for NFTuesday! Don't forget we're streaming these each week. Tuesdays @ 7pm UTC


i no longer want to be in relationship, i want to be in the ship that sail non-stop


Bae always gets to go to Cle and I can never tag along


LETS GO BAM. EAT


How can people not get tired of arguing here


// I’m genuinely just so down rn so if anyone would like to write on any of my accounts, that would be great


Lol people will do some weird shit, then act like you the one who changed up


Sweaty Waist Trainers Gross Me The Fck out !


Niggafied white man? Yes please


Arteta rested players for what


Pulled out the Christmas music yesterday!


#BehindHerEyes wtf? My head is gone. I feel like I’m confused but feel like I know what’s happened like how it all came to what it did. Omg I need to process this


What is interesting when your teen (17) throws a plastic bottle at you is that at that moment you know there is a basis for conversation. The usual 'silence' spell is broken Good news


Sooo many blessings! More to come


I’m still drinking bout you


Who got the chopped and screwed playlists


We just spent so much money at bear tooth lmao $200 in salads with bread


Some people need to learn about boundaries


Turn ya savage up !


Players fucked after season can’t be fucked. Piss off on holiday and come back stronger @petercrouch


Can’t tell if I’m childish or if you childish


Cool with the single life. Life's a party.


I made the mistake of not going offline when I was “done” with work and got hit with a user experiencing issues with our app and I had to handle it.


Maybe gong to a physical church service would do me some good because at this point this psyche is pathetic


Please rain overnight and then drop 10 degrees


A baby at my clinical site told me she loved me today


Carolina guys said Domi and DeAngelo are good friends


My seulrene album is finally coming,my joy special edition also is, and I already bought both the case version and photobook one. Feeling very reveluv


Do I try to convince the SomeBros to play Overwatch 2 together?


$NFLX Wow, they brought the hole market down AH. $SPY $QQQ


In all honesty, nowhere to even go in Freeport that warrants being out until 10. Tired of these bars and ting. Can we get some spots for the grown and sensible


I predict my top artist will be [fill in top artist prediction] #SpotifyWrapped Has to be Becky Hill


A service call with a man from New York today: Wow you sound so nice. Your accent is so sweet. Asked where I’m from. I then had to verify his phone number and this man goes “That’s it. & call anytime, day or night. I can fly you up.” Sir I’m just trying to fill your meds.


Irish Derby winner Hurricane Lane seeks more glory in France on Wednesday when Alenquer and three runners trained by Aidan O'Brien will be waiting for him. Read more


Mind your business crush your goals and make moves in silence you don't need an audience to achieve greatness you just need to focus


I finished #Dickinson, #theworldtocome, #Emma and now I started #Bridgerton... And this is my life now being sick (having the worst allergic cough) for 3 weeks and none of the meds can help me


Omo fine girls full this Lagos abeg


Made it home! Unplugging and chillin the rest of the day - see y'all tomorrow!


Let me google tell tale signs of a bursting appendix


Flights, purses and perfumes killing Shaquille bank account right now poor thing


If you got your first dose of the COVID shot from Harris County Public Health, go ahead and call them to make sure they didn't mark you down as a no show like they evidently did to me and my wife


I’m going to be 26 in 22 days


Just trying to smoke this joint but Covid would rather throw hands


Side Chick dey ask, hope you're not cheating on me


i bet y’all #Netflix My List ain’t better than mine


how much y’all wanna bet c*rp*e is going to leave the stream early


Don’t be like me and not take a sweater to the movie theater


Let her on top once and hse start callin u baby boy


Glimpse of us anjing banget


I love the men who take pictures for their partners only fans.


I hope tee got our anniversary planned cause I did good for his birthday and he barely spoke to me on mine


i need some new beats ya producers keep sending me some wack shits


A very boring social life is what I now live.


I honestly don’t remember life without anxiety. This shits for the birds


Oke wening, let's happy in private


God is good all the time 2k gifted to me


Hated in a household in isolation


hopefully I can get Ganyu


What’s ur mood rn???


pls someone tag me if u see someone upload bin’s vlive


I love a good cashier!


My child is driving me nuts today