Girls/Women please dont ruining your body because you think thats what we like


#fireworks going off. Neighbours dogs going berserk, barking. Our cat hiding. Why are people letting them off??? It’s only the 2nd #November there’s no displays by us until #Friday & #Saturday #Ban the sale of fireworks and keep them for the displays


mom bought tickets to go to bosnia and didn’t invite me


Literally ill every month these days, doing my head in


Knockaert is so greedy at times..


My heart beats for Saturday


Absolute baller that Gnabry!


SOoooo The mighty Victorian Government decide its now time to hand out N95 masks to the public AFTER the Winter Covid surge is OVER! AFTER! Good Job, Comarade Dan!


I absolutely hate stress eating. I thought I’d be happy with Panda Express and noooow I’m feeling so gross


I legit thought the new #SmashUltimate was going to be dark souls. I'm here thinking Mario is going to reminding the bonfire.


lrt omg i just remembered i was drawing that picture.... may get back into it


Multiple quickies all day


To this day i don't understand how jungwon almost got eliminated for chamber 5


‘LOKACI’ is lyk money, u can either spend, waste or invest, duk wanda kaga dama kayi...... itx ur own cup of tea


some of these politicians really keep forgetting about separation of church and state


This shit I'm doing I make everybody pay attention


I see the Lord working


Chet Holmgren Wizards jersey gonna be


Maybe Michael Jordan should make a car so then maybe a lot of y’all would get one


Wtbs I’m bouta take a quick nap


the sinner is so good ,, i love it when a story unravels


Heaux ass men still arguing WAP on the TL? You hate to see it.


Ballantyne is so pretty


i love recycling day bc u can hear all of the cans and bottles when they come to our house


I love a overprotective man


I ready for my shrimp sub yes


TACO BELL COUNT YO FUCKING DAYS


1e RT sumykoo: my sister who has been with bts since 2013 is freaking out and crying its gonna be her first concert with bts


I know I’m deranged, because I chuckled when he said “red flag!”


yun jin’s singing is stuck in my head and I’m ok with that


Beast boy paper is due in three days with my presentation and I haven’t even started.


lrt - also thinking... about these two. i want to put her in those puffy dresses while topping him. yanno like those cute selkie dresses ...


After high school my kids are going into something not University tho they can’t suffer like this


Bro that "Active 2 mins ago" hits different when you sent the text 3 hrs ago


Bills are paid. I’m working. I’m happy. My family is ok. I’m ok. Little things.


Backshots rn>>>


Andy Walker saying he didn’t think it was a pen but will take it? The boy nearly had the shirt off Adams.


Credit Karma said I have an excellent chance of being approved for an Apple Card so I applied and I’m crossing my fingers


So Jagermeister is the hill for some of you?


Coming back to the Bay this week


I paid for everything months ago and still ain’t did nothing


When I do my danceeeee


The last three hours always be the worst


At the end of the day, good or bad, I’m always thankful for the amazing people I’m surrounded with. I love you.


Night moos, i'll stream on spoti nowww


his voice is so fucking hot


Every time I learn something new about slavery or how black people were treated or how certain shit is the same.. it makes me pissed off. Makes me double down on my approach to black people dating, marrying and having kids with white people..


Imagine building a business around exploiting migrants


For Blue Tick Verification Badge $20 per month is it a True Statement @elonmusk ??


Making me laugh is a key too my heart


They in here running track. it’s the bodies for me


Hey girl hey


Restaurants bars pubs eh #EastEnders


skz might be busy preparing for their next cb, i just miss them


Hi guys! Happy Tuesday!!


I never know how to just get out the car straight away.


It’s magical how midnight growth works!!! I actually grew my account this morning! Follow back please


It felt like it took FOREVER, but finally starting Ted Lasso


I’m tryna figure out why @EliApple talking shit about the Giants like how you mad at us because YOU ass? Lmaoo tf


Having a roughy morning ... cashapp me $bosstaughtyou to make it better


“Who’s been messing up everything? It’s been Agatha all along” it’s been stuck in my head


are soju's sing again perfs still not on apple music


after the day i have had i need a mf drink, an i don’t even drink


Sooo, why they were crying? And we are crying for nothing?


This may be pushin it but... Can we get a “The Wood 2”


ha haha the enemies and challenges from 500+ lvls from in the seom


Something about a fresh set of nails and a pedi


Find happiness in small things. An example, I got a package from @DylanReeseMusic today and you would think I won the lottery. But I did, the Dylan lottery. I love him so much.


If you owned the post office, what would you do to add value? I would: add a fire extinguisher to every vehicle Train all employees in stop the bleed and CPR Partner w/ Google to add cameras for Google Street view updates What am I missing


I gotta go cross the lake then back again


I miss that grilled catfish from Farmcity


I might just breakout some cowboys gear this weak…I mean week.


what sign do you associate me with


Maaan I miss Sunday already. It was soo fun. I just wish I listened to my fave music.


I want to make beef short rib ravioli. That’s been on my mind heavy


my whole apartment complex just collectively completely disregards the fact that we’re a no smoking complex and that’s why i fuck with them


I Think I’ll Work Out ... It’s Beautiful Outside


I just finished watching Never Have I Ever on Netflix and it was actually really good


I love persona 5 so fucking much it's nice to revisit it


I have come to the conclusion that I’m not fluent in all these 5 languages and I’m okay with it


this is all preparing is for summer ‘20.... maybe it’ll be better than ‘16


Want to smoke, but there is too much cold outside can u pheel me??


These bills got me fucked up


Times Sq & 34th St is deadass zombie land. I got off the train @ 34th and shorty was going crazy on the crack pipe.


I really hate these companies take money so fast but then 1-7 business day for you to get up shit back!!!!


Kel P is the goat,wtf


you gon catch me winnin, idc who lost


They’re like a dog with a bone, just won’t let go. Mahrez scores that pen and this nonsense is put to bed.


A nigga will marry a woman he doesn’t even like just to not look gay.


Damn, I was really early with all of my ideas for content creators. 3+ years ago I was calling things out for you all to succeed and remain sustainable but no one really listened. To think if I was working with a better agency at the time.


I’m rooting for Puerto Rico


I still never had the seafood boil bag


my mother has threatened to block me because i sent her a pic of enhypen-


i am terrible at confrontation as a result of which i either hold a lot grudges, become bitter and grow resentful or simply jump to conclusions. god knows how i live with myself


‘Cos i may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it


I still haven't drawn the scene I want to from the Astaros session 2 weeks ago, but I already have another one - Esteem got given a gift of socks made specifically to fit his hooves and immediately put them on


Another beaut #starlinksatellites display tonight! Really is something quiet surreal and amazing to witness. Thanks again @VirtualAstro for the heads up


i miss shopping on someone else’s dime


I’m gonna buy myself something nice and expensive bc I deserve it and I can


Sorry not sorry for the retweet spam. I got a bunch of new followers and need to return the favour to the amazing people who retweeted my post


Black Adam! Hmmmm I have a lot of questions, and I’m just 6 mins in


Future online, Tony Umez offline. Self sub


Be a good customer if you want a good customer service


Today I baked: 24 cinnamon rolls 23 espresso choc. chunk cookies 2 lemon poppyseed loaves 1 bacon, cheese & green onion quiche Between prep, baking and clean-up that took roughly 6 hours


wired: local arthouse cinema is screening ponyo right before valentine’s day tired: it’s the dubbed version


i knew today was gonna be horrible when i hung up in my moms face befor 7 AM


I unblocked all y’all so y’all can come see from yo real page


I love it when people aren’t honest with themselves


Kwang soo


Day 2 I looked avatar


I haven’t air fried any chicken in weeks, that changes tonight


Somebody come over I’m bored


i ain never been burnt or none of that in my life cant relate at all


Una don sleep again for this Twitter wow rich kids


It’s storming outside and these clowns expect me to go outside and push carts


lrt, BIG TW for the doc containing graphic evidence of the child porn and shit Like…..actual l*li/sh*ta so I don’t advise looking at it if CSA triggers you.


Starting to pass out banners now ~ Wearing a red jacket


Honestly people (re: men) should consider it a privilege if I like(d) them because I do not be interested or amused


sleeping with my face directly against charlie’s chest tonight


Now can we find a way to get rid of Chuck Todd? My god, how, why is he still on? Who exactly is his demographic?!!?


Finally got this fan for my place


Writing and publishing something missional for a church has had the unexpected effect of churning up all the vocation questions again. So that’s nice


"Self discipline is self love." I heard that on a video from IG earlier today. I need to work on my self-discipline.


Maybe I should do this laundry and start packing. Right after this movie


I found out that I just got a 98.5% for my sociology midterm exam!


Are you lost bby boy?


It ain’t safe to ride down Poplar not even on a bus


revisiting the come from away soundtrack today and it's been 5 years and i am still bitter that it was ROBBED of the tony for best musical


Enough twitter for today... goodnight


Excuse my lack of tweets today, i had a long & awful day & just really needed to be alone. Thank you for understanding


Leaving me on read is crazy bc now i’m bout to put u in my suicide note


Definitely loving the slow calls


Manifesting some wheels and fresh soil


My legs hurt so bad but lord I won’t complain


Long story short, shoutout to @DAZNFootball for providing the goods


y’all lame af for recording anybody that passed away!


bruh i have never had a healthy relationship so imagine the shock i’m in rn


Me starting vnc: Can’t wait to get into some vanoé action!!! Me catching up to vnc: My thoughts are hollow and the earth is just a black hole of darkness is mochijun a god or is she the answer


Bichosexual


#AskGP hi guys , I appreciate there’s a lot to fall about in the world of wwe despite the ban on travelling and crowds gathering , however when can we expect to hear your reviews of the two classic WWE PPV’s from year a year ? Keep up the great work


been cleaning my room all day i think my life is coming together


what if taylor temporarily deleted her twitter app again


Wow that made me feel like shit oop


Lotsa talk about Trump in deep trouble. Talk! Where's the action?!


Thranduil


it hurts like hell when i try to stretch out my arm but i can’t stop doing it


all my bills are paid & house is clean


I love putting questions and polls up on different platforms and seeing the results You really get to see how audiences are different on each


I just got gifted a Ruckman reference Bible!


Damn g... i really have no words


if i dont tweet tommorow i probably got poisoned HAHA


To buy @Tesla stock or to not is the question?


Super fucking hungry


Taking my daughter


See naw... I'm cool on all of it


time for robo rock


2am this girl did nothing but bring the whole translation from gg translate into the contract and that bch dare to go to sleep and I have to fix it all for her


Not saving no numbers. I’ve seen what happens when you do that wayyyy too many times. I’m good


Honestly wish someone would eat me out under the counter at work right now..


Yeaaa cus I’ve never been this crazy over a female before


Brilliant innings by Haider Ali so far 90 off 57..


I want burgers and fries for dinner.


Ugly crying @ Vanessa Bryant’s speech...


Today started off so well and now I can’t even finish dinner


any antis that interact with our posts will be blocked. we want this account to be a safe and positive space for sylki shippers. to the antis who retweeted our prompts post, though: thanks for spreading the word!


I'm watching #GlowUp and this makeup journalist's eyeshadow is horrendous!


man if i was to get on the internet and state what i know it’ll be a lot of dropped jaws


Follow me and retweet this . I will give FB and SO.


Heard this in a youtube video: what is cinematography? "How to not suck at pointing the camera at anything" Actually not a bad description


Yes only love can break your heart


It’s been 2 weeks me and my gworl getting some crabs soon as she get off


finally booked my hotel for ateez i don’t have money now but it’s fine


I’m still using ones from the strip club


Now that the Dems have decided cops are cool again, can they bring back all the TV shows that were canceled?


Wilder & Chelsea have something in common. Guess what that is


DCA'ing on #Algorand


33 minutes from hitting a "Deploy to Production" button to receiving a positive feedback from #ActionsOnGoogle review team on my #voice app. Well done, that's the speed of review I've been waiting for


One Day Atta Time


Taking a social media break from Facebook . Twitter is my new home


$AMC with 45 min left it is not going tp hold the rally.


I keep replaying that Huey Bris verse


Peer-to-peer crypto trading volume with TransferWise is up more than 513% this month!


They were supposed to break ground in the new house today... Hope that went off on time.


Maguire should be studied in uni Being so useless isn’t that easy


My heart feels so full looking through pictures and videos of my dog


Ironically Internet was created to save time.


Just because, not many ppl Hustle as hard as @user


Na branding Beyoncé use chop all of you. I salute her for it but she’s not fooling me


My best friend is hurting rn and all I wanna do is give her a hug, but she lives 3000 miles away so I can't


Strapping a sub down on the bed and using a wand on her clit


A lot of Americans are nuts, completely lost their minds. Democracy is under threat bcz of disinformation, crazy conspiracy theories that cabal of blood drinking ppl run US, the last election was stolen, it’s madness and lunacy. I despair at idiots who believe this nonsense


If you wanted a sign to drink here it is


Suns really bouta go undefeated in the bubble and still not make the playoffs


I’m craving some Eddie Vs with no one to go with


Piglin Brutes don’t have the right to be that hot


I actually hate and love Twitter at the same time


It took like 4 days for Instagram and Snapchat to turn into 2010 Facebook I just want to go outside


Jump Deez Nutz. Might catch a hot one


i'm a mother fucking starboy


I love when there’s real clouds in the sky


Fam come true


Ok Big Sean


Heard ya missed me


3 days of change ...Brilliant Experience


Always gotta hold it down... I glad it's mostly native women running this bitch. I bet you if these women weren't here this place would go to hell. Frfr. Shout to my native women


Y’all botted Candy in a poll that can’t be botted


Caroline Graham Hansen’s dribbling is outrageous it’s like the ball is glued to her feet


Dead ass didn't know how to get out of the Tesla. I've never felt so broke in my life.


Made pancakes with the kids at work today, made a big deal about them not burning themselves then went ahead and burnt myself


"I feel like the luckiest man alive and I feel like a fool" pues another day feeling like Arthur Morgan


Winner 100k @user


IDC WATCHU GOIN THRU, SHIT B DA DEVIL. ITS NOT OKAY TO KILL YOURSELF, EVER ! HOW U GONE ASK GOD TO FORGIVE U ?? TO HELL U GO !


at this point if you don’t answer my ft or text i’m assuming you don’t fw me anymore bc WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING


Touring a House with Travis and then signing that dotted line gonna have you bleaching every surface down and smudge the bitch. My god. I cannot believe this.


I had a decent enough sleep. Time to art.


just realized I lost my new sunglasses immediately after buying them


Raw was such a great movie, hoping titane doesn't disappoint


Teacher asked us to make an assignment on an economics' nobel laureate, will write 2k words on how fked up this Friedman dude was


Grow your account with 30 minutes a day - read the caption


Enrolling into classes after taking a semester off is exciting


Fully booked na Jordan for Dec


#EijazKhan To Offer a New webseries With a Brilliant cast and Director going on Floor Last Week Of April.. Back to Back Projects.. #Eijazkhan


Finally got a chicken patty, but the Pineapple Ginger juice wasn’t ready


A stranger in Gridania told me the bunny glam made them happy


who wants to have gay furry sex in the back of my oldsmobile bravada


now why is my dog barking at my birthday ballons


Ayyyy big ups to the homie @user Birthday boy


me to students: “what is an example of Good Fiction that resonated with you?” 10th grader: Call me by your name


I need to dry my clothes


//I’ve seen some people kinda interested of seeing a list of muses I wanna rp with. And tbh I’m scared of being judged


When the #Streamingparty ends I still be streaming.


It's almost getting bright outside I should sleep


i hate the way I am feeling due to a migraine.


miral called me a fake ginger


97 Tomorrow?? Boutta Look So Good In This Sundressss


I be taking a nap every time I get home from work just for my sleep schedule to be fcked up for the shift I have the next day


Yo if you haven’t seen the last of us on HBO Max you missing out!!!


I’m on TikTok and I saw someone get seafood boil and WOW


Twitter is fun when we follow one another. Work in silence


Baru kelar nonton call me by your name


TakaDuck


my commitment issues run deep cause i don’t even think i’m committed to life


They haven’t ID’ed me the past few times I’ve bought alch. Age don Dey show for face


All of you, my Twitter friends have helped me grow incredibly in empathy and I thank you for that.


listen people anis said we’re old enough to know that we shouldn’t be judgemental dah ya


WE FUCKING UP THESE MAYO HEADS BIH


Please share your thoughts on other ways we can close the Wealth Gap in this country and leave a greater a Legacy for the next Generation!


I wish I can just turn off my mind


I've been on the phone with AT&T for 34 minutes ! And I've already spoken to 4 people.


Instead of finishing my discussion on Canvas, I cleaned my room and then had an anxiety attack! No issues here


Dreading my appts tomorrow ngl, if this licenced dose thing doesn't get sorted then drop me out. I'll be 5 days no meds again come tomorrow so it's kinda beyond a joke now cos I really really really like to sleep and not cry over the most ridiculous things


If you really know me you know how much I shit on chipotle but here we are


my mom and i usually give food to our postworkers during the holidays and today one of them brought us tamales


I'm going to post the first spooky wire wrapped moon soon!!


not me already stressing about next semester and it’s 4 months away


omg the mini nike backpack


stanning bts is expensive


Set of Electronic kitchen scales a prize on bullseye


my fav snack is hot popcorn & slim jims


My dumbass bought my ex a gold chain just to spoil him when we was together cause he broke and I wanted to give him some valuable lmao and he over here wearing it while he fucks bitches and saying he bought it


Walk in the store & get what u want


People : ap haseen hen apky to kaafi scenes hongy , bruh haseen hen begarat nh


somebody literally called Cai*lyn Jenn*r an “old ugly woman w/ a penis” when he spoke on abortions but they wanna threaten me bout my shit


Outside so rasshole hot then


3U 2H NETS +6.5


cant wait for the day when someone tells me im the best thing thats ever happened to them and they mean it


This ‘Hand of God’ series on Prime Video is wild AF


Listening to Wildflower


Huge congratulations to @RangersFC for being the worst team to ever compete in the champions league. Hopefully they stick that wee award next to the loving cup


ate a popeyes biscuit and some water and i’m completely full now my stomach not what it used to be


All the dirty looks I’m getting from these trump followers because I’m wearing my Gaga shirt


Maybe If I rap about having money, I’ll get more money. #Manifest


REQUEST @user @MTV #FridayLivestream #BeWithMe 320


Goodness gracious... your mother Angela is so cool fashion trends follow her


When filing my taxes, does giving money to strippers at gay bars count as donation? Asking for a friend


God will confirm things to you in ways that only you will understand.


Day #196 #DearDiary Martes de anime


hi @Aaryn_Williams please open your dms! i wrote a message for you i wanna send it


Who else getting wasted on a Tuesday?


Whats Bayern Munich trying to do? Lose


if not so be it but at least I gave it my all and tried


Million dollar ouuu, ouuu, ouuu


I love a man with an OG vibe


I want to have a breakdown,,, like I want to let it out but if I cry I risk fucking up my lash lift


None of my friends girlfriends like me


Love Island followed by Ex on the Beach


i just planned a surprise spa day & brunch in dallas for me and my mom on my birthday


now that there’s no tour I can spend all my money saved


6’3 in heels we love to see it


I really hate that I can’t stream Aaliyah’s music.. I had to find “The One I Gave My Heart To” on YouTube


Pretty boys and girls all have dirty rooms and messy bathroom. What dose that say about the priorities


Queria assiste High School Musical


Off work..Time to turn up..


I just wanna give her the Mouse Ka Tool


I would like some more fish cakes


Satanic horns


just sad thinking about how i’ll never get to meet the boys


"The good guys won".. What a slogan


I get disney tickets for 80$ park hopper with my discount


Drop your handles wr follow fast


Well done to our boi N2L Lucid for coming 2nd today in the ASUS Zonewar tournament. We’d like to say big thanks to @Mettlestate @user for hosting it. And obviously Congratulations to @user for coming 1st


Oxtail from soul food spots don’t look right


Who wants to buy me sims 4


my mom bought me a demon slayer shirt she saw at target cuz she know my love for it


Ain’t no way i drove to the casinos thinking i had reservations for today and its tomorrow


I miss you baby I wish you were eating with me. I’m eating alone


buldak spicy noodles for suhoor tonight


tomorrow i’m gonna make one of those sk children tik-toks because they’re all adorbs


This what I be talkin bout mfs funny asl son


Did we have Easter this year or am I trippin?


Need to level up my TypeScript Generics skills


My manager got me chips and one of my residents got me a juice I love the free stuff


Lingerie so so underrated


Need to get this Bellingham us. Unbelievable talent


Capitalism doesn’t mind a few hundred thousand dead children!


i’m gonna just try to take it slow... but he needs to get it together


Canny wait for everyone to read into the new champions league rules and Twitter to kick off again in about 3 days


what man will i objectify next


I do not understand why nft art has to be so fucking hideous


everything may feel bad now but tomorrow is still another day, stay positive


Baking peanut butter cookies


I ain’t fucking with my bro @user or @user right now


Happiness looks AMAZING on me!


idk nun bout raves but i kinda wanna go to one


Can’t wait to be back in Mke


Enjoying Barcelona v Arsenal UWCL game on DAZN. Great to hear @user voice + good HT documentary 'We all rise London' ft. Katie Chapman, Vic Akers, Hackney Laces & Dulwich Hamlet among others. Plus some cracking ads from Adidas. Someone really thought about this.


Derek Chauvin was just found guilty in the death of George Floyd


Two papers due next week


I got way to much energy today


Me aburro. Help!


I hate working in retail


Bout to become the best zoo keeper! Lions and tigers and bears Oh My!


Well, I’m glad that @UChicago is gifting me a free doctoral hood even if they won’t recognize @user


#Web3 or even #web5 will never be mainstream - because users don’t wants to remember or secure “private keys”- shit happens! When you solve this, u back to current model


Do people not read the notes on just eat ffs. I said call when outside as my family are asleep. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. She’s on the phone to someone else, doesn’t acknowledge me and just hands me my food and walks away


You know who pens a scarier tale than Stephen King? His son Joe Hill.


Hopefully this is the end for Woodward and the Glazers


I need un empleo


starting my day getting qiqi instead of ayato


there's no way that everybody was kung fu fighting...


#MUNWOL OTD tonight


Today is ascension quest's day. Hopefully, the last one.


I’m outside on the 20th! I just got my ticket for @IDK & @PUSHA_T


People ARE NOT REPLACEABLE so I build relationships


Maybe some solo self care is needed


Love working next to roasting waters


This summer I’m only wearing tank tops or not shirt. Body full of link


it’s the “I saw your car pull up so I assumed you wanted your usual so it’s being worked on” that made my morning, like yesss you know me so well


2020 made me figure out all the cool places in my house I could seat and press my phone


They ain’t ya Dog if you ain’t got the same opps


my nails not being done is so non-main character of me


currently in my men are trash arc


I gotta get my shit together, I fucked up 3 drinks cus i got distracted by a cute guy


I had a dream the other day that I had a boyfriend and I woke up and got pissed as hell because I don’t have a boyfriend when I’m awake


Mhmm Panda Express sounds good today


HopeFully Never,HopeFully Always


I’m about to be #online on #Chaturbate, join my live streaming!!!


I Appreciate My Man For Staying Up With Me Late Nights Until My Eyes Get Heavy. Talking to Me For Hours About Everything From Love, to Life Goals and Past Relationships. He Gives Me Pure Communication and Honesty. He’s My Rock, My Man and a True Friend Indeed. #LoveYouBae


Call me chef Joy


Alright I'm done making my art thread


Why is gas keeping going up


Do we still make those cum tribute pics on Twitter


Childe help i need another Homa sell your bow to support me


oomf actually made me cry with sad rex thoughts i am not liking it


Lmfao I’m salty af. Idc


Trying to do everything at one time. Boom boom


A career-high 24 points from Keldon Johnson and another solid outing from DeMar DeRozan helped life the San Antonio Spurs to victory.


Stacking all winter staying out the way .


And I gave to you my best and we both know you can't say that…


Sat N Seltz on the Monster, who woulda thought


umm doinf the rest in my priv ywah


Mad how that Hazard goal/performance has completely overshadowed the Chelshit loss... my evening is made


I come from a place between da briccs where it was hard at


my lil bro showing my mom arctic monkeys


Miiiiiight stream some overwatch tonight


My co worker asked a biblical question to the whole department and I answered it for them and they were Impressed with my answer. They said “I was so young” and knew so much. That felt really good.


Just learned where “let’s go Brandon” came from and I really hate it here


Bruhhhh I need to chill for real. It's like May all over again during solana summer. I've joined countless discord servers today, Saudi is doing to eth what okay bears did to sol. Projects are Flying up and down since morning. Need to chill and chase few


making my dad watch holy musical b@man


Why the Girlfriend not up there? They haters.


It’s Already Been A Month Since Boo Been Gone. Shit Feel Like It Was Yesterday


ate too much food today and now worried why i’m still hungry


I bought more XRP today


the urge to sell some of my svt pcs


I really use dairy free dressing on my salads just to sprinkle some cheese on it


Imagine if all pornos ended with the girl saying “oh my god that was so poggers” followed by a dap up


It’s gunna be one of those weeks, eh? It’s only Tuesday


I cant really wear an itsy bitsy bikini whilst on holiday with family can i


5 mile hike got me beat


Dom breaking out of the slump


Note to self. Stop thinking. You're just hurting yourself


U know wats called a masterpiece thats Justice League Syndercut


Stop worshipping people as they can only do so much


This weekend my dumbass spilt bong water twice in my car


If you counted me out, you can’t fucking count


Determined to get Chapter 5 up for "Turn the Page" tonight.


#senx another big chunk gone from the 25th, posted late today. It'd be nice to have the seller out.... May need oxygen when it takes off


Ugh, my favorite kickboxing instructor is leaving


Yes I report every Elon tweet


POV:your obsessed with your husband


all these damn schedule changes


I’m so tired of going to the grocery store!! I need better things to do


Mane makes it 4.....enjoying this game


Tik Tok about to piss me TF off saying my videos have nudity and are sexually explicit.


ok it's 6am and i've been binging s4 of the good fight all night let's hope we get the trailer for s2 of the politician when i wake up


#rtept #primetime @user #Green with common sense attitude towards carbon tax and climate change. I wish her well in her campaign.


Magic 1 Pistons 2 Spurs 3 Kings 4 That’s the order tonight


Need to find them ole @user s.Carter’s in white !


Ignoring the red flags because you wanna see the good in people will cost you later.


i have to clock in but instead im lounging on the couch in the back room


I just ordered 2 things of Oreos (as part of my groceries order) that I've never tried before. Caramel Coconut and Birthday Cake. Hopefully they're both good. I tried Java Chip recently and those smelled horrendous, but tasted amazing


craving intimacy in most purest forms


This girl mouth shape slap


Loadshedding in 5 mins


Fried wings yellow rice asparagus and biscuits


In my experience, Facebook does a far better job that Twitter when it comes to as relevance. I mean they have a far more privacy intrusion than Twitter


I done spent $85 in bath & body works


i’m working at my first full time job remotely and i love the transition at the end of the day where i can just switch from working to animal crossing


Funny own goal from that Cape Verde player versus Nigeria. Were te keeper won si afefe rere ni


Yall talkin bout giving SEX ROBOTS the sense of fucken TOUCH?!! Next thing you know the robots are not gonna like it


do it ur way


Manipulation is when they blame you for your reaction to THEIR disrespect


it took me damn near a qtr of a century to realize i’m petite & delicate. good to be here


my dad being surprised that I have depression is the funniest thing ever this year


Coast & forest is where I wanna be


Tomorrow will be 2 weeks since the very first day I came down with the flu and I still have yet to gain back my energy levels fully


Thanks for following back in KUMU .. Ms . Jhemay


Lol I really don’t get as triggered as I used to be…and is that saying SOMETHING


Wind and the waves will carry me Wind and the waves will set me free..


Soon as one Nigga leave the next one will be in place in the next 10 mins


I took that day off for Paislee’s doctors appointment and we had lunch, plus went to the lake. After working 2 weeks straight my girl was so happy to have some one on one time with me


ZiHappy iGirls


00:12. I’ve come to mark attendance.


Gonna be xtra weird going back to Chicago and staying in a hotel


#ItsOkaySkeppy The thing I look for most in a stream is if the streamer is having fun! I love watching people goof off and just have an enjoyable time I don't really care about the technicalities. No matter what happens technically Skeppy we all watch because its you


WHEN U HAVE 42 ROBUX BUT WANTS TO BUY HAIR AND CLOTHING FOR UR AVATAR


Bacate toda


guys so- hyuna and dawn were hacked ? Idk if it’s true but they DIDNT break up ? WE CAN ALL BELIEVE IN LOVE AGAIN


I literally have a final and jury left and feel so good about my grades. Southern Jig would be proud of me


I want a threesome so bad rn. One on my dick and one sitting on my face


Sitting in a dock door Delivering sugar again Waiting on an unload fee And how much returned/ destroyed product I’m getting back… last time it was a good 600 pounds


Matti just farted in my face I’m gonna puke


started the second season of Love, Victor today and i’m already almost done


The side chick is the running mate.


Ranboo king I like you less and less...... address some shit cmon


That goal to cap off the best start for the Leafs this season.


To the popular masses to organize in #representative bodies viz the Councils of delegates Soviets


I’m taking a break from alcohol till New Year’s Eve, I’m really excited


Aff, droga


Change is scary but it’s far better than being stuck in the same position all your life


only 5 chapters left of black lagoon and then I’m caught up


Idk why people think I care that they don’t like cats


Que ganas de ver After We Collided


I b on indeed like I’m homeless. Ion care imma keep making mine


so so so excited to pull an all-nighter to finish this final project


Had a dream I was dating a white women


Just thinking out loud here... if @user were to tour songs from the 'Construction For The Modern Idiot' album era next year, which songs do you absolutely have to hear? Baring in mind some of the best ones were consigned to B-Sides, IMHO.


That cracka was found guilty and its 4/20???? Smokin that Derek pack tn


Today is my Hijri birthday


This 6:30pm to 1:00 am shift is about to kill me


now I see you at 23 and all I can say is , shawty you the shitttt


Writing up another proposal


Impulse buy of #TSLA @Tesla . At prices this low you'd be crazy not to stonk up now! Right @elonmusk ? Go $420.69!!


Tryna find any crack they can in u


Streamers be like “THIS GAME IS UNPLAYABLE - I played *12 HOURS TODAY* and had multiple dev errors!!”


Yes or No to the Vaccine leave comments


#TheAstronaut by #Jin of @BTS_twt and @coldplay was not added to any radio stations this week according to Mediabase


A Jungkook TikTok edit posted 1 day ago reached 2.5 million likes and 9 million views


My therapist doesn’t like u for me


Amazon Focus on Leeds being class rather than WBA mistakes


i feel bad for not being a family person. In general, when i'm sick, i feel bad for everything. And overthink alot


I’m trying to care for myself now, as an adult instead of as a child, I can’t let my health fall down I can’t afford it, let’s stay healthy and strong I believe in you as well. Have a good day


i feel like my eyesight is getting worse oops


should i ask my bg to reassign our therapy session and mental health evaluation that she was supposed to reassign 4 months ago


reading slump bs


Last night I had the dream I haven't in a long time


Food and smells have been a big sensory ick for me the last few weeks


best believe im still (bejeweled) tired


Night shift got me eating spaghetti at 5 in the morning


"Admit it, it's absolutely thrilling to deploy a #machinelearning application in Production without any testing." - The Data Scientist laughed


I’ve been so busy but I do see all your requests yeah


I’m happy for the sunshine today don’t get me wrong, but I was looking forward to grey sweatpant season


Thanks for BBBY !TOTHEMOONGME yes!


Iguess I’ll be starving.


Crud I forgot I need a new shower cap


I support my friends a lot!! U gon make it out trust


So I just try to ignore it


Do people not know how to have phone sex anymore???? Do I not know??? I hate putting lines in people’s mouths but some folks just don’t know how to put on their sexy Dom voice and it saddens me.


So glad I’m a different person now


Hubert vs Ruined tomorrow


Sometimes you just need that one person who will let you talk and ramble and let you complain and look like an idiot but still love you the same.


Couldn’t be me working an esports event


Buh the Chelsea line up looks strange to me oo.


People in my hometown act like they’ve never seen a bitch with purple hair


I’m trying catch up on Ghost & I’m still on season one


What if getting melee’d in Warzone/Cod just stunned you instead of downing you..


Damn I thought this was my type of weather


Calling another Nigga Bitch & Luv is a lil weird Chief


Never understood how randos can play ranked @PlayApex without coms.


I refuse to be drawn into human politics. I have my own battles to win.


I'm a very shy person irl


My momma always tells me to write down thing I need to do so I did that today and got a lot accomplished, no flex


why have i just had a wee but now i need a poo


Daughter going to the Kid Cudi concert tonight with 6 friends for someone’s birthday. Will be an adult there, so not feeling too anxious.


Start your day with positivity, mwa


why would i beg anybody when i got a mama that’ll make it happen with a snap of a finger


don’t beg anybody to realize your worth , know your worth , add tax on it & stand on that business


2023 never wait for any COMPANY to hire you, rather be the COMPANY yourself by waking up and hustle!


When did #ChuckTaylors become so expensive?!


The Public Services 2021 coin challenge raised £500 (170 metres) this year. That was higher than the total raised in our previous two challenges. Many thanks to all who donated


Best way to spend Taco Tuesday? Tacos of course. Though if I may suggest, how about a fortune cookie to share for dessert?


Wait so you have to listen to music about drugs when you're old? Shit! Guess I dont exist anymore


i know some of my moots like TST, i hope everything will be alright, take all the time you need


i’ll never forget my hs chem teacher said that since i failed his test i failed at life


Arsenal and Mbarara City are in the same WhatsApp group


MARTIALLLL


Dude literally graded my test based off his knowledge & NOT the answer key


Arise Captain Sir Tom.


Coffee and coconut scents so damn good


I graduate high school 10 years ago today


You hop in my inbox I’m gone make you regret it


Oh wow. My mind blown


Movie theatres are finally opening, i can finally go see Scream


If me & my boo can’t figure this shit out by next week. Then I know something


nerf hoop removed from back of the door, hat rack installed. adulting mode activated


So backed up on school work


salt water makes u vomit ?


Really need that calbee honey butter


|| They're digging the hole so much deeper


two more days til I get my hair done


New Video dropping at 6


Gay’s anatomy


right now everyone's falling over buying time


Saving Pulisic for Sunday


Y’all used to yell out “Get Summ” whenever you saw a couple walking together, I ain’t forget


All bad Bs eat seafood


Just saw someone day dreaming on my TL


$WRLD


I Hope to one day host a cup sleeve event for epex


Idk if I made the right decision


i asked him if we had a baby, would it be ugly. he immediately said yes


If you’re not spoiling your Capricorn during this season, then what are you really doing


10 months later my wisdom teeth still killin me My consultation appt is finally approaching next month


oomfs pls talk to me


I wanna say I'm surprised why the double standards apply to me, but all I can do right now is laugh at how ridiculous this tirade is.


Why does Giannis get shit for being bounced out in the second round and conference finals every year but Jokic doesn’t? how about hear me out, neither of them get shit for it


Honestly can’t believe that weather tonight, never seen so many floods in my area


Tired putting in 14 days straight again....I know I'm a crazy bitch


Gotta not watch them opps games to get the result I need


Do A Super Bowl Party Or Hit The Booty Club With Them Boys


It’s been a sad day... what’s sadder is Apple took out for my bill so now I cant get bubble tea before class because I can’t go past my card limit... I’m definitely leaving class early today...


Back to back solo wins


Don’t try and get me caught up bc you getting caught slippin’


Konami's finisher is listed as the Triangle Arm Lock instead of the Triangle Lancer now


“I realize what I just said was very controversial but I stand by it.” -My Roommate, choosing this hill to die on I guess


i just sent a snap to my irl friend saying i was bi i’m shaking rn lol


wigi wigi woo yeaaaaa working on diff lab and i feel smart now


Ok but a video of my ass for 1000k would be nice


Hello y’all & happy Tuesday afternoon. Cold here at 17 but sun is out today. Temps to fall again to single digits. Mr. Rooster was up quite early taking care of biz & a male goat had same idea. Hear dogs barking all night at rabbits & keeping out predators (2&4 legged).


Yup Kiana finna show her ass n dis bitchhhhhh!!!!!!!!!


just stole a kiss from gary


#Not having a girl during ucl time ,


Breakfast date with my mom, my bf & our cutie pie


que hermoso los cancer


Constantly checking my email for that “your wristbands have shipped”


there’s still time to vote today y’all


Tell me you’re in pain... without actually telling me you’re in pain...


Seeing a wall of seething hatred for Amon Amarth was not something I expected to encounter today lol. They may be a shadow of what they once were but everything up to Twilight of The Thunder God is full of great moments. Plus they're great dudes to hang and get drunk with


I’m just tryna be the best mom that I can for my twins


Not me watching anime nonstop and ignoring my schoolwork for the day


if your file is a .JPG are you still a #pngtuber?


we need ETHmojis. asap.


It is 1:23 PM and I just took my first sip of water of the day. And then I wonder why I feel so lethargic and unproductive


kth1 is coming and im just... imagine the whole tracks in there


So imma bake a cake today


Did this lil girl hair for school tomorrow and she keep calling herself a “bad b” now idk if I should say “stop” or “I know that’s right!!”


I am now waiting $MQ to pull a $TTD. That does it for all the earnings for my portfolio


there’s no reason why the heat should be on


i’m so happy for kodi


cant believe I’ll be with my new roomies in 10 days


Being frustrated gets me nowhere. Thinking the shit through and making rational decisions will get it done.


He said eny basha8al dema8y and that’s it, i’ve reached it


Wike is more competent that Peter Obi Mr Project Mr no nonsense I hope he obeys Atiku


I hate seeing y’all with shoes on your carpet.


|| If you actually wanna CHAT then sure. Go for it, I won't block. But when you actively attack me and my friends, THAT is when I get hostile back.


Celtic’s starting 5! Aite


me & my car get gigs together.


am I the only one that feels so relaxed with water?


Wait, what? $GMT is over $2B market cap??? Honestly thought this was a sub 100M token lol FDV of $22B though…


someone help i’m 3rd wheeling with my friend and her bf


Can’t wait to be out of class so I can get home and cook. I’m hungry as fuckkkkkkkkk


i need more plants in the house


Not enough surestart centres in the world to help those who were born stupid


Why designer gota be from Brooklyn Nigga a skii son


I’m ready for my Ash Blonde hair phase.


Martin Atkinson renewing his season ticket at half time. The delay to the restart was caused by an administrative error allegedly


im so proud of kai


okay i changed my theme for Halloween to vampire lord xiaogula


Tyrese wasn't himself at all.


Giving a live talk at 12 midnight tomorrow because wE'rE aN iNtErNaTiOnAl CoMpAnY


Sick of Aerith and Tifa hate on my tl, why not love both girls???


10 TOES DOWN JUST GRIND HARD


Decoy...


Americans act like they celebs


So, I was looking for a few pictures of my boobs to do a collage for the last Titty Tuesday of the year and I just realise I have a lot of pictures of my tits. I really LOVE taking pictures of my girls


all she wanna do is pop a perc and get her pussy beat


My hobby is trying to get my cats back


Salmon, oven roasted garlic potatoes & rice


It’s 2021, do shit Yeen have a chance to do in 2020.


I’m making a mashup


she's not free salsa..she guac


Mannnnn I ran out of raw sheets and now I have to use these shitty ass Bambu’s


I just hated having to drive way to Arlington from Ft Worth Alliance that shit far especially with the traffic that be on 820


Hi @user I want told you that I am eternally grateful to God that you exist. You way of being and your art helped me to find the strength, the light that were in the deep of my soul, and now I feel that I am shining inside and out. You save me every day! Te amo


Verizon doesn’t work in Philadelphia


Joao Felix is the future his shots are like


If shawty ain’t drippin before you slide them panties off you prolly ain’t the one


12 hr graft no break or dinner hr walk with luna get me the fuck home all i want is food,a bath and the sofa


My mom bouta cry cause I voted


Tell ye one thing, it’s shite seeing all these awesome European tour offers coming in that have no window for UK let alone Scottish dates on them. Cheers again #Brexit


All my friends are canceling my plans I had with this them this week due to my cough and I am completely heartbroken and sitting at home sad and alone on the days off that I have waited so long for.


I can’t argue wit a basic bitch I just raised my prices


It’s Taurus season baby. My time to shine


I swear I’m obsessed w this one song from banda ms and I’m gonna dance n sing it to Mickey @ our wedding idc he don’t listen to banda


Y'know every corner I turn I see someone with a gal on school it kinda disappoints me and I feel continuously sad that I can't find anyone atm


Hope you're all ok lovelies


James always fills his brain with new ideas, I observed all his movies even from 1st movie he made a mature content at that time, no newcomers could do that. #Avatar was a masterpiece... #Avatar2


happy 2/22/22, a once in a lifetime day, enjoy it


I have a written test tomorrow and have studied nothing Just praying something happens and test is canceled


listening to the best bts song


Dreamt about a guy I like. We were talking in his living room. I looked away for a bit and when I turned back he was getting naked and a twink is bent over next to him. I was too shocked I couldn’t speak and forced myself to wake up. Now I am upset and have a sad boner.


Hey @user are you coming tonight? If you can make it work, it be great to see you!!


Just saw that CW put up #RoswellNM S3 trailer up on YouTube. Never hit play so fast. Turns out it was nothing new and everything we’ve already seen


House warming


Should’ve bought me three containers of cantaloupe!


I hate a phony bitch


Nothing better than starting 4/20 off with breaking your Illadelph downstem


Rashforddddddddd came through


Twitter is home, home is twitter, I love it here


I saw him again at gym today


I know you can't look Hispanic but do I look Latin? Im asking cause at least 5 times a day people speak Spanish to me and I feel so bad I don't know it


4hrs movie......let's go


Before you argue with someone, think to yourself is that person even mentally mature enough to grasp the concept of different perspectives because if not there is no point wasting your time and effort explaining.. You know who I'm talking about


not my friend describing a perfume as smelling like “bengali uncle”


I'm glad we don't have Steve Bruce as manager! Terrible scrappy yet affective football which fans are meant to settle for


dark clouds ... @user when we making a video


I will NEVER celebrate a Real Madrid goal but throughly loving watching Celtic lose


Veneers be aging some of yall


Once I “find” you and you still playing catch me….. We not the same


Apple music is terrible at shuffling


Should I continue with Spanish? It’s my last semester of (Adv.) grammar so I can take specialized courses and probably get a B.A in Spanish soon.


When you hear your favorite song from a set live… that’s pure ecstasy


I really need to stop napping during the day


I'm in a forest lol this is sweet louis


My mom really showed up to my house w/a 3lb bag of cat food for her grandson


The weeknd’s voice is so therapeutic


btw jgh from mcdo


That nap touched my soul


Sweep around yur own front door before u try to sweep around mine. ...the Williams brothers got a bop


To my dying day, I’ll never understand why the eyeroll emoji is waaaaaay down in the cheap seats scroll rows, instead of up top. It’s #1 or #2 emoji— isn’t it everybody’s? Where are the algorithms????


InstaCart for me fucked up. I ORDERED CABBAGE NOT LETTUCE


i went out for halloween last night and had so much fun that i forgot to take photos with my costume


i can’t wait for spring and summer to wear dresses again


what album should i buy with my amazon gift card


I coach and play the game. I’m hip to a lot of these kids I’m High School. Some I get to see on the AAU circuit. Y’all be late man


Hitting the Casino Saturday which couples or hotwifes wants to meet


Girls that wear sneakers instead of heels


Ngl, I kinda wanna cut my own hair and give myself some bangs


The best thing I could’ve done was get up out them streets


available for skype and sexting


Y’know, if you ever get lonely during quarantine all you need to do is tweet “I need help with my assignment” and you’re bound to make some new friends


blood and water is pissing me tf off why tf this bitch ass therapist doing puleng like this ol big ugly bitch


Officially halfway through my pregnancy


Feelin fresh


Your faith is your secret weapon…. So walk by faith and live by faith


I miss my pizookie dates.


Check on your ppls you never know what they going thru


bitin run bts!!! excited na ko agad sa eps next week


Se leen HVDS HP


MTN, WTF is wrong with your network


Can we just call it a week and try again next week? This has already been a week and a half.


Que duelo de camisas 10, Jack Grealish x James Maddison


I want that Mac Miller and Ariana grande typa love


tadic looking real spicy in that kit


When you quite literally can eat one thing off the menu where your family is eating


Would be quite funny if the announcement on #TalkingDead is that we’re getting new showrunners for #FearTWD Season 8


$TSLA 710 by friday.


Babies are expensive boy


Managed to order my prescription renewal on an app so didn’t have to call! in French! which was goving me added anxiety. Arrived at the pharmacy & meds were ready to pick up, no lines. Took me literally 2 min gracias a la virgen de Guadalupe


Now that woman empowerment fall water inside abi we fi move to them hard for TL top. Cos demma own say some of them look unattractive and dirty


Monthly ST is fast approaching and I lost connection with him meaning matatagalan kami sa checking haha.


October is a month on its own league


While I was at AnimeFest, I was offered to sign with my 2nd #VO agency. Today, I can proudly say that I signed with Crown North Talent Agency's VO division! I want to thank those who've encouraged me to work toward my career and for providing opportunities to move forward


Dude Got Dem People Watchin


Boy just messaged me saying Mbappe nearly as quick as me ffs like bro idc


Herbert - Abominable - Underground Pool Track ID (random): 13746


We are witnessing Patrick Mahomes becoming the greatest quarterback of all time and people still hate for things he can’t control. Not his fault his brother is a


Next week’s show appears to be about 75% late 80s hip hop at the moment.


Send this to the person you want to be with forever


Bone straight artificial hair is a revival strategy for Nigerians to spend more on these wigs...the grip was slipping. Our women are already removing wigs in skits etc...the expensive wig won't last...the African hair is coming


Seriously considering getting my life together and losing 30 pounds. But I just fried some chicken so I can’t let that go to waste.


my head is throbbing im gonna take a break ily all


Saviors shall go up to Mount Zion to rule Mount Esau; and the kingdom shall be the LORD's. -Obadiah 1 : 21


i thought i had a d or an F in this class and i got a B


Post op & feeling good.


I can't remember where I put my Baekhyun JPN photocards


I can’t fw no kiddy ass ho I’m sorry


ah ulcer is waving..


Just got an acceptance letter


I think I’ll start making plant hangerssss


I wanna try a hairstyle that Ian never had before


Penalty kick??


Sorriso lindo do kray


The super smart @user is up next at #MeltwaterFestival, talking about the IG algorithm


Shout out to all the regulars that used to come into my chat, but I haven’t seen in a while. I miss you. I hope you’re ok.


I hate my dms


Seeing my oldest son being a Daddy is awesome. Getting to babysit our Harper gal while her Mommy and Daddy work is THE best job I've ever had. I loved being a stay at home Mom with our 3 too of course but I get to spoil this one even more than I did them.


my mom just text me saying you know Coraline last name is Jones? like, girl… ya late to the family party & this my daddy side


not the lights flickering and the whole kitchen cheering


Best thing about knowing how to cook is if I want something, I just make it. I made a shrimp boil with garlic noodles on the side and my son is currently making a Mukbang ASMR video.


Winter’s goodbye kiss


I really out here salting for real


I love when niggas call their hole a pussy shit be having me on rock


I thought u were waiting on me yeaaaa


I miss my 37


Never thought the post office would be so crowded. AT 4:30 P.M.


Mappa x Madhouse


When I post something that you don't like don't make your reply private. If you can't take the heat stay outta kitchen. Libnuts gheeesh.


I hear Agenda Pushing Medical Alleged Professionals & News Stations, & Commercials trying to Discount Natural Immunity as a Myth or Conspiracy Theory...Ridiculous


I know many of you are coping in your own ways and I love and am here for you, but please, be wary. I know several of you still follow him and I'm just worried that it could take a toll on you if he posts more whether because you forgot or are holding on. We care for you


Looking and smelling edible is something I do really well. I’d have bought my drink too


This baby said “mommy you are my best friend” and now I gotta fight the baby fever away


HOW TF …. Did it go from normal freshman’s to boys acting like they in a midlife crisis to bitches tryna get a nut


There really are those “hard to please” customers out there.


What a great job by Trevor Williams today


I wait any minute for people to get offended by McDonald’s giving out the boy & girl happy meals! Bunch of sensitive ass fucks!


Agree with you @user We’ve had our arguments, but if someone’s building with honesty and integrity, then give them positivity back


When you believe in the power of God, you’re never truly alone


I’m On A 24 Hour Fast & My Stomach Is In My Back


Don’t feel bad if you have a 2.0 GPA because at the end of the day, C’s get degrees baby


Texas is the worse why tf did I move here


That City BBQ was hitting


I'm just working hard for my paycheck


we bought copies of ffxiv and then three days later the free trials resumed


Drop your best pick up line that will make your crush blush


Longest Xhosa name you Know.... I'll go first Siyasamkela


It’s crazy that name be in y’all mouths....and don’t be coming up smiling in my face


All of FOX ANCHORS ARE LIARS in my opinion. I’m really disappointed that these people would sell their soul for money and ratings.


I can't wait for all the viral Jennie posts that are coming soon


If she apologizes for kissing you on a date that’s a


My phone like it only for music yuh.


My time is up. I need to get ready to go


my lash tech rescheduled my appointment for the 2nd time since i met her


McDonald’s coffee is so fucking horrible all I had was a frappe


Bro my La is shutting down and mfs Taking all the dumbbells


Coming in super early in the morning for the pharmacy is worth it when I get off at noon


one thing for sure i know that tae will be scrunching his nose rolling his eyes seeing army thirst tweets.


if kids don’t have to go to school tomorrow why do I have to go to work??


can’t wait til my man call me i love him sooo much


Steak so damn tasty and quick to make


Greenleaf really ends tonight. I’m still upset they’re ending this show.


Just made a new playlist feeling better


In Monsters Inc they powered the city with the screams of terrified children. In this world I am powered by the wails and cries of widdle MAGAts as they realise it’s over


How the new European Super League affects YOU. A thread 1/32


I love getting carried by 9 year olds in video games


Sometimes I can't tell if I walk fast because I want to lose weight or if I'm just gay.


When she post another guys car and it’s a V6


AC on 68


Expect 3 more rings before 30 retires


Abeg who prepare dinner?I dey hungry


Everytime I pay for a club/party I never have a good time. But them FREE JUNTS BE TURNT FROM START TO FINISH! And I can go home happy that I didn’t waste any money!


First thunder and lighting !!!! Love to see it


So happy for @user for joining Marvel #SecretInvasion! The other half of me is kinda of bummed because that means there won’t be a chance for Emilia to join #Aquaman2. I’m just teasing, but no seriously!


My baby come off restrictions tomorrow and can finally go out


One of my favorite things to do is go to pedestrian heavy really rich streets like Rodeo or Larchmont and play ultra sincere pop like Kyrie by Mr. Mister or Perfect Day by Hoku as loud as the stock speakers in my Civic can possibly go


finally finished all the episodes that are out of law school agh now i can’t wait for tomorrow


Seeing my timeline finally waking up and talking bout BBLS . Yes


The amount of times I cried watching this show & I’m only on ep 6


i wanna recreate that pink sweater chosen jacobs had on but hobbii doesn’t have one of the colors i need in stock


I still can’t get over the fact that @kobebryant and his daughter Gigi are no longer with us....I just can’t...


Last time walking into that sports hall after 7 years and I didn’t even realise till it was too late


Boys are being touchy? Be real Luca


I just wanna put my makeup on & a cute outfit on but I have nowhere to go. guess I’m goin to the store n gas station lookin all cuteeee


I'm saving up for an electric skateboard


if you drive a ford imma just assume you the cops


alright I’ve started shopping finally


Can't wait for main event this weekend with my bf


My tits are so nice, perky, and bouncy today I can’t stop staring at them


I’m so excited to get my hair done Thursday.


My mom is SICK that I be in the streets again instead of just sitting at home all the time


2 years ago I was in Paris loving my fucking best life with beyonce dancers


I really went grocery shopping and now I have to carry all this up by myself


PLUSHIES COMING TODAY


I really hope anyone who wants yoimiya will become yoimiya havers. Best luck for you all


Do i have a crush on him, or am i just feeling lonely?


i’m everything but altuwa


Where are the dipper haters tonight ? @user


I hope David ran that tweet past Mark first.


My wife called crossfit "the racist workout" LMAO...she couldn't think of the name and that was how she described it. AND I knew EXACTLY what she was referring to.


Y'all America's weed laws are wack .. a girl is just trying to get stoned lol


Miku Expo people who must started following my account: I apologize in advance


just seen someone ask whether JJJ or Ayton is better


Guess I’m Dolo Tonight


I got the number of a cute bartender yesterday


FUCK That Batter.....


House smells amazing made some crescent biscuits stuffed with cheddar and Turkey


I work everyday on changing my ways


Wonderful weather we’re having


I’m tired of looking like a raggamuffin.


I’ve been sleeping a lot lately


Yall know telfar bags , don’t come with zippers right ?


I’m the actual worst at planning any of my content or working in advance because as soon as something is done I’m like CAN I POST IT?


What are you doing when it's #crypto dip day? Tell us why in the comments


i get so angry when shuffle plays the clean version of songs i like


Oh, on the desktop I can see the view count now. Oh, those are disappointing numbers.


shopping for a mirror to take cute booty pics in


Was feeling homesick until mom called, she's coming to visit


Is William Hill doing a bet on the 19th July? I could make a few bob if they are


We don't talk much but I just gotta say, I miss you and I hope that you're okay.


Someone to play games with then drain my balls in vc


I wanna go back to my corpse party phase


Everything gone be coo Macco it ain’t never no pressure you got this


Bring a friend and both y’all can makeout on my dick


“Welcome to the Funeral... closed casket as usual..”


all my professors emailing me with these last minute projects and busy work . if it wasn’t on the syllabus then why are you adding it in the first place


I'm almost exactly where I want to be and I'm sooo happy for me


NBA Twitter will isolate a recent two-game sample and make sweeping judgements about their season/career off it. We all know recency bias is a thing, but this community takes it to another level


I don’t like watches, but an Apple Watch may be one of my best investments to date


Yehey! Mood sampler na later.


My auntie said Noah was super excited when I sent him pizza and a sprite. Mama will always come through for her baby


i like saying i’m sad on twitter bc nobody sees it and it’s my way of letting it out without talking to anybody


// you know when you want to be alone but you also just want someone there for you yeah that’s me rn


Teddy’s backpack came in today


Let's fix this! Figtinggg!


squats trying to pick something up n i hear my jeans rip


Does anyone else have a prescription drug plan that requires a yearly prescription plan review on the phone with a pharmacist? I just finished the annual call and nearly brought the poor woman to tears when she told me I need to take a statin.


Wonwoo time


God doesn't move in your life when you struggle; He moves when you pray and spend time in His presence


We’ve just finished the final episode of Scott & Bailey and I’m SAD. It’s one of the best shows we’ve watched in ages and tbh whatever we watch next is gonna be a total letdown


UP THE FUCKING GREENLANDS AND ASTWOOD !!


This Houseparty app is dangerous. You lot are too fast, I went on the app 2 seconds later I’m hearing voices. Had to swipe off rapid


If you see this, let's converse


Do u wish Rona on anybody? Cvmon, u can tell auntie


If I was living in a house with 5 other people, I think I would’ve heard the blood curdling screams of them getting murdered with a knife..


Good morning, let’s make it a great week!


Nerf war postponed. This corona shit aint funny anymore


"being uncomfortable doesnt mean its bad" STOP IT


This Meeting Better NOT Be No Damn 2 Hours


#TheBachelor home town date thoughts (a thread): r*chael's sister is named trinity. do we really need another red flag?!


I know you pray to God when you want something from me


It’s too mf hot out here !! I left a can soda on my passenger seat lastnight and this mf just popped in here


Any vintage size 2s out there in the LA, SGV or IE area message me !! Need a model or someone to take pictures of some items I have for sale!


The pollen here is R O U G H today


The Kidney Donor story is wild enough - what's even wilder though is that apparently SHE pitched the story to the NYT


Mgh a forte


should i rewatch gotham for like the third time


my daddy always come through when it’s time to fix something on my car


nobody : me cleaning my mirror : “ wipe , wipe it down wipe “


I miss the days when we mfs didn’t even think twice about posting how much they’re getting back in taxes or nun of that shit


dream don’t be shy post your ring size


Not me looking up house prices in and around Bristol


We gotta normalize telling are friends when they wrong cause when you do you being petty or hating


Every time I get my nails and toes done I feel like a new women


New Years w my family consists of visions boards, games, food, & digital cameras


This project group was silent about new requirements until the last week and now they are dumping all of them on me. Like I gave you 2 months so I could scope for you, now we just going to fly by the seat of our pants I see


Getting ready for word, tap in, ask me somethin


#QRcode is trending #ikweiger ook #hetisklaar


some days i understand having a burner and today might be the day i start one


I decided to postpone querying for another week. It's never good to edit in a rush.


Snuggles with my dogs on the couch watching my son try to walk further then three steps with out falling


I got an email from blizzard


Thinking of going into the fornite competitive scene what yall think


you was my side bae.. late nights in the driveway


I want to adopt 5 kids and birth 5 of my own


Once again I see a connection between #edchat and #2pencilchat topics..one looks at “learning loss” the other at instilling questions/interest/wonder in their students’ learning..there I just solved the problem. Hmm


so excited about where my life is headed for the first time in a long time


Got another edit idea


All good vibes lately


It was created in a lab. Now you can say it!


2021 is going to be a wonderful year.


It’s looking like a cabinet of all the talents that brings the party together…


#JaredBrasher Awesome, better luck next season


I got a large ass canvas Time to draw mind flayed mike


the way that some eds trick you into not wanting to get better is so dirty


I’m so nervous to hangout with my sister


I always get upset and find myself saying some shit I should’ve told a mf months ago


Hustle is a crazy film


Manifesting a 6ft, long haired, family oriented man who does everything I say.


Smh he did good to post the pic today. I don't need to struggle during Ramadan


All this good dental insurance and y’all teeth look they way they do!


“Gah Damn, you done knocked me out my gahdamn sketchers”


If the world was free of problems , paradise would lose its value


Heard she’s a Taurus, they’re gorgeous


My roomie, a med student, is ded asleep bec issa holiday and here I am walking to the train station bec I have pasok Di bale double p naman today


I throw that shit on for him. I know what he like


I love how the only person who cares about my well being is my doctor and that’s just cause I pay her


taeyong why so sad


most of my binge urges come at breakfast/lunch time


Hushpuppi jr you no go sleep?


The way I’m about to cut all my hair off again after crying abt how I miss it and growing it long as hell the past two years


Fanny is not hot


Aaron is rude.


Black nails French toes


Toxic Me And L1RB have decided to be a trio again as we did well in the @MrSavage cup and @AmarCoDTV Cup


t minus 4 days until gemini season


As bad as I wanna go have a drink somewhere


Went to @McDonalds for lunch. Ordered at the drive thru, but they were backed up so they told me to pull around and they would bring it out to me. 20 minutes go by. So I go in to find out what happened. They gave my order to someone else! 35 minutes later, I got my food.


A lot of these niggas ain’t real it a whole lotta fake ones


Tyler been ice cold


Zeke my beloved Lopburi Monke You’ll always be my Dek pred naka


you ain’t gotta run and tell nobody they already know


SENDING LOTS OF LOVE TO MY FAVORITE BIG BREASTED VOLUPTUOUS SEXY BEAUTIFUL QUEENS @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user HAPPY TITTY TUESDAY XOXOXOXOXO


I can't find a silk black button down for the life of me


I got betrayed while my heart was pure.


Strawberry or Grape Jelly


The way child characters make people RAGE is extremely weird end of discussion


Nationalizing infrastructure towards oppressed synthesis without imagining introverted feelings #socialismwillwin


in times like this i’m glad * fans don’t * rocky enough to do that to him


Y did u make me watch #loveisblind @user every waking moment I want to deck Bartise in the face


Bro I am struggling to finish this book


The way auntie/sis just got in my business, I could cry fr.


What bar be cracking on a Tuesday


I miss Lee and Vongai's YouTube content.


All I need is watch “Madonna The Unauthorized Rusical” y ya!


I will never stop wearing Nike unless Phil Knight call my momma a bitch. That’s the only way I’d even consider the idea of not wearing Nike


Sending all my love to Tems baby


Killer leg workout almost had me puking


“how the tf you do me wrong left me for a nigga that wasn’t worth it like me” acho amo nba young boy.


Nothing infuriates me more than the fact that some idiot who sits behind a desk and is not her doctor gets to determine what is medically necessary for my child or not. This is what is wrong with healthcare


henry cavill is one fine ass man


Imagine stealing a TV, then you switch it on at home only to see yourself on the news stealing that TV. Mara wa Tseba mazulu


Beauty ain’t no issues for someone like you. You should know better cause there ain’t no better.


Chris Stapleton


Why do I have a baby girl named picked out already


We are swords from the same furnace, pounded on by the same black smith but we serve different purposes, my blades bring peace and harmony, yours bring war and destruction, I believe you are conflicted within thus your actions are a revelation of your true being


Quanna is coming to stay with me a couple of days


walao my locker locked itself and my airpods is with me but the rest of my things are inside


I can’t stop think about my best slow pitch achievement this fall in a tourney when a guy was on third, turned to taunt me while I had the ball in right field then I threw his sorry ass out at third base when he took off


Him saying n1gger on MSNBC


Justin Bieber has been wearing this damn fit in different colors all tour and all of a sudden he’s coping Harry let’s be real


aaaand she left


It’s one thing to go to the gym 5-6 days a week, but when you go 5-6 days/week after working in this heat all day that says something about you


In bed early coz i feel sad and stupid about myself coz i did something wrong in an ordering process for something for me


In-person office hours


I cannot watch the bachelor in public! I'm too expressive facially and vocally.


Lmfao my supervisor really just cussed out her son on phone for calling during our meeting


Bought some new lingerie and now some toys


Yeah 2K is broken, can't even load mycareer now


The fact that Ke Huy Quan "shorty" could win an Oscar, is enough to make my day. FTW


Happy International #NonBinaryPeoplesDay to @user you are so incredibly beautiful inside & out. You are so magnanimous, and destined for great things. love you so much


Last night was so much fun lol


Onto the last 48hrs of holiday…..so obviously we’ve booked another one


//There's no way in hell I could ever just up and leave this verse. You all are too damn kind and understanding. Thank you from the bottom of my heart to those of you who are rooting in my corner.


i came here for roy, and where is roy? there's no roy. i'm sad


My ass disconnected my AirPods in Jamaica and now they not connecting to my phone


My friends saw the art I make and liked it, and told me I should keep making art. It was nice to hear. It felt really nice to hear.


Looking for a reliable Jhb - Byo runner.


This lady’s laugh is mad annoying


Does forced followership make sense to any of you? Anybody wants to do small favor for people online, you’d see follow these accounts.... after I follow and win and collect the money, then I unfollow the accounts, how do you see it?


Really wanna get a cabin for Christmas this year & do matching pj’s & Christmas activities


That one girl who really appreciates and values your presence >>>


still have 2 hours left of my shift and I'm basically done


"The price of freedom is high. But it's a price I'm willing to pay" - Captain America


literally went everywhere n cnt find no gars


Nobody hustles harder than a Person who has Nobody to ask for Help..


I want fried fish and potato salad. I’m day dreaming about that hot sauce


U hoes Need To Worry About All Dem Bodies Y’all Do A Year


Had ppl judge me before understanding me tuck anyone’s opinion


Now my phone dead I need a charger


Y Bitches Like Small Dick N Lames ?


So you’re telling me Hilary Banks and Teanna Trump ain’t the same person


You can't resist change, when you do, you're resisting life. Let the universe flow through you, be a channel, not a resistance.


My friend just played me his song and all I wanna say is we’re not making it out the hood


Good times when people break into your house, murder some of your family, stay and call it theirs and party on the anniversary like its the greatest day of the year.


we are on a 24/7 mitski lockdown bc i need to be so inconsolably sad to get these grad school applications done. for some reason i get things done when i feel like everything is pointless and hopeless, so this week is going to be rough


Every time I get a comment asking for a second part for Visiting Hours I’m seriously tempted


If Sigourney doesn’t win it’s misogyny. Point blank period because her only bttm placement should be the one against Jade and she should of won this weeks challenge


Can't believe there is a part of the Rocket League community that scores freestyles goals against bronze players in casual and consider it cool.


people piss me off so bad cause what


I’ll be sleep before 8pm and didn’t get up until 11


Valorant is one awesome game, but damn, gina ruin ka mga pinoy simps as usual.


We could break up 4 times a day argue 65 times a week but im not leaving my baby


YESSSS GOAAAL!!! Feirense 2-0 Benfica Our over 1.5 goals bet is a winner


he sings like the sun is rising


Apple & Be Taking Money Like Mf


Just remember tonight that none of the photos you post of your pancakes are obligatory. Stay safe out there, folks


Why is #IcelandicGlacial water so damn refreshing


lil baby on my line I ain’t lying I kinda like it


Me and Cristian’s mom be like this


If @SenTedCruz cared as much about the American people as he does about being featured of @FoxNews or trying to be a notable podcaster; America would STILL be in the place it’s in but it would be a little less of a worldwide joke.


i hope my last outfit come tomorrow


My horniness is killing me I must confess I need some D


Im making veggie pizza & fruit pizza tonight & im so excited


Someone called me at work but I was busy so I ask them to send me an email cause I couldn’t talk at that time and they decide to start such email with “I tried reaching out to you several times...” Bitch you tried ONCE!!! Don’t lie... this is not a good first impression


i was online and didnt fcking notice becuase i was looking at aquarium stuff


Honestly if I hear one more person tryna tell me how this virus ain’t shit and how they not gone social distance themselves ima lose it.


I always eat a fat pickle after my cardio sesh


I really be having the fakest friends


americans moots please breathe, drink water if you havent, and remember youre so valid and loved


aight ... I think my iPhone 7 is reaching the end of this life, and ready to meet Jesus .... I guess I’ll upgrade to whatever the latest device is


Highkey them NY giants making moves on both sides of the ball


Kwadwo sheldon is what we call master class of st*pidity. You went to speak your mind and someone also went to speak his mind u’ve blocked Kobby kyei. Put your emotions nd ego aside na wagyimi dodo.GIJ student just spoke sense into your head


what do you mean you didn’t listen to jacobs mixtape


This shit be going to y’all head .


well this fucking sux


The last chance u soundtrack is


y'all don't know when to quit huh


Sometimes you just know! And yeah, I DEFINITELY know!


Follow @user on est pas loin des 4k


New Dj Khaled and Drake on friday.


Also can we leave Maguire in Bergamo please


Sports specific strength training is just BS. I can’t bring myself to tell a parent we do baseball or basketball specific training.


Brought baby boy to his therapy evaluation, hopefully everything goes good


I absolutely love sketching process amd dread lineart.. Thats why i hve so many wips


So proud of my self!! Pushing my self for my goal


grg was lurking and saw us hating on him and was like "oh shit" then joined.


Hey, reader. . . mwah!


I’ve never watched the covid live updates on ig but ima rune in today cuz dem comment deh supposed to


Guess who got a 100 on their paper about comparing/contrasting the Beatles and KISS?


Ay class of 2020, at least we turned 21 last year


This is depressing, one gta5 mission after another and you ain't even get payed


Some people are dating because their friends are dating & they don't want to be regarded as single. Suffering & smiling


It's promotion change tonight on h+b, and the baby event on the power aisle that wasn't happening? Yeah, it's happening now?! Wtf


I’ve already had heated conversations with both my mom and grandmother today. This is why I don’t talk to people


Just ordered a cheese pizza for myself


Old boo was looking kinda good today


FG bans money ritual in films, directs filmmakers to avoid such content


One anti-vax talking point I’m hearing more often is that your natural Covid antibodies are at least as good as a vaccine. That may be true! But to generate those antibodies… you need to… get Covid. If you don’t mind getting Covid, then why do you care about being immune?


I got all these people on my dick. But it just ain't it when it's not you


Im not ignoring any of you, just muted any mention of the clueless hatstand we now have as a leader before I take to the streets and burn some flags.


Wee chain


If you’re not yet on @user please join. It’s heartbreaking to see so much food go to waste. Lots listed that isn’t moving. It’s about saving the planet and reducing waste but it also keeps food bills down which at the moment is a real help. Join, join


Hype my pined and drop yours, I'll hype it


I Don’t Mind Speaking First To People When I See Them, But To Think Ima Continuously Speak First Everytime… Yea Okay


Wish chandrea wasn’t pregnant she always down for hookah


I skipped my English class & Math


seaside seafood got the best bbq crabs.


These tagged tweets are getting out of hand


jaws slack mark on your back” mr hesperos?


$SHIB universal


Kind of wish the neighbor would put on “Crash Into Me”


Hope I’m not the only one that loves to bath in front of the mirror


yellow by coldplay will always be my comfort song


I don't like to talk political but this barely even counts so I just wanna say Justice prevailing is VERY poggers


Getting my dick played with on the highway


I haven’t worked out in months... not that i need to because naturally I’m pretty in shape. I think it’s time to start hitting the gym everyday again


Well I so binged #Gomorrah season 3. Devoured it like my dogs do dinner. So incredibly brutal but my word the acting and directing. But why do they have to keep killing off my favorites?


I’m really Meal prepping so I can stop buying breakfast & lunch everyday for work


This week has been long asl and it’s only Tuesday


My mother mash up the hotdog and say she making paste


Curry Brand is a flex


they need to make a dark chocolate nutella


you know when you get the vibe that people get fed up/annoyed at you for talking about something even though it means more to you than anything- yea


All they gotta do is say the next stimulus coming out when everybody vaccinated….. problem solved


Hey @bigtimerush it’s @user birthday today. I think you should follow her!


Stranded in Bath and staff at Waterside #travellodge showed zero effort to help me or any empathy what so ever. #watersidetravellodge British customer service at its best.


How the hell yall get rid of the restriction thing


If your preferred method of beginning relationships is swiping right, and your preferred method of ending them is to ghost the person, it's a safe assumption that you're not emotionally mature enough to do the work IN a relationship.


We are on Time of Madness


My son just told me he thinks the tears in his eyes (they’re watery because he’s sick with a cold), is because I wouldn’t let him eat French fries in the car.


2nd day my mother has came over & cooked dinner ... she’s up to something


Being political is so exhausting lmao. Idk how they do it for a living. . Let’s try something worth debating


Haven’t popped my shit in a minute it’s time


This Anejo hit different


‘A little nibble at Depay…’ Clive Tyldesley wordsmithery


Apparently I do still care about the USMNT.. my anxiety is through the roof! Who’d a thunk it


Muur twitter streets are rough indeed


So yh how do I delete my existence


Blessthefall - Hey Baby, Here's That Song You Wanted


Sending birthday wishes to one of the sweetest guys I've ever met @JonathanRKnight hope you enjoy your day


Ordering my aggie ring Tuesday


Find yourself a partner that helps you relive your childhood memories


watching voyagers


taking into consideration the infinite number of injuries and covid 19 cases, there we are CL top of the group and PL level on points top of the league. mentality at its best


“anytime i hear anything about gambling, fireball, or vegas i think of you”


I can’t believe I’ll be in Disneyland in 3 weeks


#Fretail cmp 71 lets go to single digit


I remember waking up with no destination


The past almost 24 hours for me has just been me off and on crying over shit and feeling used


Some people won’t like a new idea, but those same people will piggy back off that new idea and create a version of their own so they can get credit.


Welp, we meet again


this pasta I made is poppin


Got my first raid today. Honestly didn’t see it coming.


Really from the Trenches Turn A Dollar To A Nickel


Schroder’s team punching the air right now


still gotta pay these school fees


These stuffed chicken breast are about to be bomb asf


21 more episodes left of Black clover


In case you forgot…. You are beautiful You are valued You are more than enough Okay continue scrolling. Hoping you are having a good day


So ready for our family trip this weekend


iu’s last attendance at MAMA was in 2014 and that says a lot


kadang,i dont know who is the best friend and who is the fake friend among my friends,hope everyone ikhlas be my friend and make me as their best friend


TB Joshua didn't have a prophecy for this year's US Elections?


YOUR EDGES CAME BACK & YOUR ASS GETTIN A LIL BIGGER.


My favorite thing to do is get off work


soo dance practice video


Who going to all star weekend in Atlanta?


I’m really sitting here watching scary movies back to back by myself & Ion even like scary movies


n with that, m actually gonna go catnap ksjdhdhd take care lovelies~~


Craving Nachos....


Why, when the “R” is different from region to region, are we ALL supposed to bring children back into the building on 1 June? Surely THAT would be “following the science”?


Don’t pretend you care, you don’t. I hate that.


The moves I am about to make , I know my God mom would be so damn proud of me. I can hear her, I will be your biggest support


My daycare bill hurts my soul


Once I start weight money by the pound then I know Im where I wanna be


Wow... I have finally gotten to a point where I am done making excuses for people who have constantly been negatively affecting me in my personal and professional life ...and I RESPECTFULLY stood up to them and let them know how their actions have had an effect on me.


Ah whatsapp ahh


kingdoms new layout


Cant wait to go out tonight, not been out since saturday


TFW you see a video from your (adult) cousin’s dance studio performance and she’s the only one in a mask.


I need to be strong for my kids rights now


If your bday is today, HAPPY BDAY TO US


My pansexual ass is thriving rn


Once I get a hold of him all those dreams gone come true


I might have just made the best burritos in the world


OMG. Just finished King of Boys.


Car dead on way to lab.


Im finna post a “shooters shoot” on my snap….and delete the app.


I like to send the occasional after hours email to make it look like I'm working hard when the reality is I've been goofing off all day.


Week 9 Matchups:


For the "historian community"; everything minted after March 10th cannot be the "first 10K generative/PFP" collection because 10K was already way overdone when we minted. That's why we went with 8619


Serving Spoon Me Please


Ion claim no “friend” or “cousins” that let mfs talk abt me behind my back .


"Where's the baby?" And Baldr jumped onto the desk and got in my face like, "Here I am! It's me! The baby!" No, sweetie. I... I meant your brother.


hound b like


Can’t wait to get my hair braided sick of this wig


ALL MY BIASES SEEM TO LOVE KILLING ME WITH THEIR RED HAIR MOVEMENT. my heart cant take this guys. I love it, but i cant do it all at once... Or maybe i can i don't know let's find out


He ain’t never finna leave me I was too hard to find


What is lsm doing?


I think I have a mild concussion from punching myself in the head a few times


Packing + Johnnie Taylor


Made myself some pupusas and they are so bomb


Is anyone good at economics and can help me plz


You are one execution away from changing your life , keep focused


Jjs callin my name


Eren in his Titan form>>>


Whew, caught me by surprise.


That Virgo cancer love


If i pull out my whip i still got a shooter behind me in the truck


Leylah just said it’s the maple syrup… & she’s not wrong.


dans 10jours c’est mon anniversaire


pretty sure all of my moots have me muted


It’s violet and scout’s 1st birthday today


People are still unfollowing after you followed them?? Ever heard of softblock?? Dont keep my follow to have a good ratio


finally getting my day started


I just did my legs at the gym today and now how am I gonna ride cock if I’m sore


just saw trisha’s bussy in my tl again


Crazy how I started listening to Mac Miller in the 5th grade


But omorrrr I no fit continue like this


God I need to appreciate you more because regardless of all the sins I be committing you still have my back and bless me every time even when I don’t deserve it because you know at the end I still have a pure and full of good intentions heart, I loveufor never letting go of me


I've been taking hrt for like 7 years and still no boobs


I've said it before but like, gangbangs


just got news of having one of my poetry pieces published in my school’s literary magazine


Damn....just lost almost 200 more


You're hell what the hell bloody hell. If you know you know.


It’s such a full circle moment being able to offer sea moss in my shop let alone healing herbal blends. I’m in one of my creations and it’s just the beginning. Food has always been medicine for me.. look at how nature is using me


Grizzlies down 15. If they lose this game my spurs will be tied for the 8th spot


Gonna go open my albums now


i fuckin hate it here istg i’m this close to fucking snapping and jumping off a fuckinh bridge i wish i was joking


we looked for matching pfps for dc only to use the same ones in the end


Ayy @SlimJim I appreciate the follow


My mother has caught a cold and is coughing and I'm fucking paranoid now because idk who she got it from. I also want to beat both my sisters asses for getting sick & being around my mother. Idiots. They had a stomach virus, idk where the cold came from.


The only good thing about being home all the time is my dad cooking the most delicious dinners ever


If it wasn’t for you, me and most of the guys in the city would of NEVER reach the levels we’ve reach in the game of basketball. Forever grateful for you! Rest in heaven Coach Doodie. Love you 4ever Squirrel!


Got a real bad bitch ‘ima make her mines


One of the best things a person can give you is knowledge and game


I'm going to rtwt every taywin crumbs i see from now on


That feeling when you order takeout just for you and they hand you three sets of utensils


Ok took a good nap, ready for this lil movie night


new cover by noah soon


Alabama being #2 is a joke


Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (2008) is my comfort SRK movie


especially when u attach my name to “fake”


blocked irl, felt so good


I have no self control. I just ate a whole bag of extra Hot Cheetos


For guys who get fisted: do you not eat for like 2 days?


Cars are high as hell bruh


Girllllllllll that bath was everything


minhas makess chegaram


A reddit post about the new candyman movie is at 666 likes @user I think someone working at reddit wants your attention


small town romance books have me on a tight leash lately, and by small town romances i mean the simple wild by k.a. tucker


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Once you’ve seen your potential with lash extensions it’s hard to go back


IM BAFFLED


I wonder how many people have me as their lock screen background


I always wonder who else Travis came out to Boston to visit


Good afternoon I got soy sauce on my white shirt today


I didn’t get a @SteamRollaa Frevola NFT, I want a refund


With all his undisputed greatness, he's not eternal, I just beg for a fucking good coach, we can't waste the last bit of his prime, it's borderline crime at this point


I am chosen not forsaken


When I look back, I see every reason to be grateful to Allah


I hate election year


Don’t FaceTime my line , jus come put face on me


when u think life can’t get worse... it can


Ezra Miller needs help asap. His behavior isn't normal


Betraying your image to the media


Philly Mohlala is quite a handsome gent yazi


Light bulb moments make me uncomfy bc I realize other people were right I was wrong


I’m so ready to smoke this nigga ain’t rolling up fast enough


In the 1900s legendary Copywriter Claude Hopkins took Schlitz a beer company from 8th place to the number one beer in the market place how did he do it? He simply told the market something new, unique and interesting they hadn't heard before


Imagine sleeping all day


gon finally watch batman with dinner


It’s too fucking windy


Service techs back and i got an appt for next week. Look at God


Y story has cleared 9,000 words and the next thing to write is the first big set piece


It come off as cocky cause you laggin . 4k clarity makes you feel sumn .


En poco más de dos meses estaré viendo a My Chemical Romance, Mitski, black midi, Phoebe Bridgers, Paramore, Arctic Monkeys, IDLES, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Run The Jewels y The Church


I’m about to start back working from home because It takes me wayy too long to get there from work.


Don't regret anything in life. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience! When you win, you win. When you lose, you learn.


The solution for Punjab Police is simple for PTI Government Appoint a recently retired, Lt. General as IG Punjab Then both PM and CM will not be able to change him


JJK was fucking crazy bro I read the manga but it’s a different experience when it comes to life season 1


Uh oh I've been tagged in 2 art trains...I haven't done the first one yet


Where can I get my serotonin when business proposal and twenty five twenty one end?


Treat Me Like A Watch & “Buss Me Down.”


I have some exciting news! I will finally be opening international shipping again in September! The main reason why I stopped offering it is because I experienced an increase of lost or returned packages during the beginning of the pandemic. I’m excited to offer it again soon!


I wonder if the person responsible for the music on Countryfile is the same person responsible for the music on Our Girl. There's definitely a hardcore Daughter / Ex:Re fan at the BBC and I'm living for it


Idk how people eat spaghetti


happy birthday to the queen that is Angela Davis.


2022 tour is coming


imma watch it again now


Boats and hoes this weekend orrrrr????


My doctor cleared me out that boot. I’m in two shoes bout to run it up in somebody daughter


when you’re tall so you have to help people reach for things at the grocery store.


Excited to take Marketing classes next semester!


fck nudes tell me what stocks you invested in ... send the nudes later hehe


Imma probably be really sad when my mom actually moves, even though I consider her out of town just staying in Bessemer


We have 4 Fed speakers speaking tomorrow including vice chairman. What will they say - we are heavy data dependent. What will oversold market do ?


If she's beautiful on corn rows ... Wife her ASAP, before I go collect am


Home almost complete


Tired of these quick ass little dreams of random shit, have me waking up with a fucking heart attack


twitch: finally, we made them affiliate. now they'll stream more often, right? yeah? me: :) twitch: ..........right?


You ever tell yourself it’s time for a change in your life and then immediately get hit with a wave of fear which confirms you definitely need to make that change? Why am I so scared


if I stay dedicated until the end of the year, the results will speak for themselves


Today has been another write off


If you haven’t voted yet, I hope you are prepared to be inundated with calls and texts from now until polls close!


This woman wants to be using me to source for materials and workers.


damn im finna b sleep stg


can blackpink come back


feel like I’m getting queerbaited hard rn


My birthday is never complete without wine & salmon


Gladwin under Lindsay will be different gravy


The working out not the problem but that stuff yall be eating to get y’all body right


There’s a guy in fat class who’s 6’10” and now I know what it’s like being besides someone who’s Smoker’s height


I hate giving bad news


Shout out to @user for buying me coffee like a true gamer. I love you.


snappedtrain just subscribed to the stream!


Don’t know if I’m reasonable in my anger or if I’m just hungry


Let me go go the grocery store… I miss food stamps already


Not me crying bc I looked in the mirror and felt sick. Also not fitting into any clothes anymore


karens are wild. on my way home the freeway brush was ON FIRE so traffic was going slow and this lady was riding my bumper so I flipped her off and proceeded on my way. She then followed me to my exit and later called the store I work at to say she’s filing a police report...


This dog plays security guard very well, I'm impressed


I want sweet frog again


I leave for one hour and suddenly come back to woojin trending-


Can someone please PM me what everyone is tweeting about? I ain’t got a clue what’s going on anymore. It’s something new every week in this community.


Said you belong to the streets but the streets belong to meeeee


I wanna be given roses smh ..


i can turn plastic into paper like a magic trick


guys I have a dance break stuck in my head, if you know me you’ll know what it is…


I feel like writing a new story. It will be called “그래”


My one brain cell constantly on repeat right now: BABY YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR NOSE SNIFFING THAT K DID YOU FILL THE HOLE


Fuck a bitch named lux


Uhhh ohhh


Anytime I watch a popular movie late I'll go "Omo, Can't believe I slept on this so long" then go ahead to sleep on every other interesting movies. Rinse and repeat. My favourite actor is Leonardo DiCaprio but I haven't watched Don't look up.


Date w/ @user tomorrow


I'M REALLY ABOUT TO TRY TO WATCH MHA


Soft spoken mood on


An hour late from gettin double ate


Makeup girlies - please lmk if you try Mario’s new foundation. I like my current foundation but I know there’s def better out there.


SOURCE MATTERS BITCHES


Gonna be crazy if the rumored date for Spence v Crawford comes to fruition. I'll be just arriving in the Dominican Republic that day so I gotta find a bar in Punta Cana airing it or I gotta catch the replay when I return


if you're not invited on that priv acc , so please dont hit the follow button. It's called "polite"


felt like shit so i did my makeup n got ready but where is the sun


Shawty asked me for my iG & number at work. These baddies come in abundance


i’m stupidly excited about starting to post my new multichap today


1600 the backend child


Me inspirooooo


Who is going to buy my content?


can jinki and jieun duet already


anyone have Amazon prime video?!


i attracted him with my face and vibe sis we are not the same


Leaving my family never gets easier


Successfully convinced my brother that just ordering himself an order of chicken from a restaurant is stupid and they won’t wanna deliver it so he ordered me food too


trying to do my classes outside but it’s hot as fuck


‘Why does juju work only on humans? Why can’t it bring down buildings?’


Broke bitches got the most negative things to say about men.....


Me and @user FINALLY got the new stream setup finished. I’m DUMB hype to show/use it live tonight.


Imagine calling willock the best young midfielder in the EPL.


Made a track, can't stop listening to it


Something about blue faces.. I like money conversations


when people make me playlists my heart explodes


back in the days, one of my dreams is move to Jogja or Bali. firstly for working then continue to live there.... aaaaahhh~ i think i still want it up til now


the fact that it’s been ten years since I graduated high school and I have no kids yet


Milan is so pretty & raw her being a Taurus is a plus


Wait wait , half you females didn’t like black girls either NOT just the men


Need the temperature to drop so i can get me some pozole


NiP, Liquid, Astralis, Mouz, and FaZe all might be eliminated in groups


Mi feed de instagram me da mucho placer ahora


Close your eyes and type “money minded “ let’s go so amazing


U kinda cute


Doesn’t matter how old it is, Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen continues to be my anthem


Kiss her slow so she can feel yuh energy


Reply for one tip on how you can improve your personal brand


Lately my ps4 is very slow and it froze on me a few times I have a feeling that it will die soon


Ats yer champions right there


dnpstereo a fancy french signature? okay dan


do you all remember that time when Whismur killed Corviknight ?


Regardless of whether we will compete this season, the progress we are making is great. Need a few more signings still but belief is coming back