One of the small business owners we work with through @user reminds me of my grandfather (looks *and* mannerisms). I get so homesick every time I talk to him


Mak knows 44 states and she’s only been 3 for a week


i'll shower your tl with moon taeil appreciation, because that's what my man deserved


It’s amazing how you knock me off my feet ..


Calling the best @webflow designers and builders! A good friend of mine @user has self-published an awesome kids book called the 'Shrew with the Flu'. He wants to create an interactive site as a digital home for his book and needs some no-code wizardy!


the pussy so good I let it run my rockets


I hate those days where no matter what I can’t fully concentrate.


Gonna get drunk on Soju and wait for the rest of the family to keep texting me about their covid test results


It was cool while it lasted, now you're gonna feel the heat


I love when shorty sends me voice memos I be feeling like she in jail


Las gomitas picantes no pican


We’re literally all gna be millionaires. It’s inevitable


cw nsfw Got fucked for like 3 hours last night


publix ham and cheese is just amazing . taste better and better every time i eat it


Let's see if I can wake up before 830am tomorrow.


Another one of my wisdom teeth started hurting today


Fuck , and I do mean fuck Chic-fil -A


This chipotle do not hit how I expected it to


When I'm silent. . . . LEAVE ME DF ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Funny what a fake link to Barcelona will do for your chances of selling a player. Good job #MUFC


I need 250k by December. It’s crunch time.


I need one more outfit for Houston


what would you do if hypothetically i ate your chocolate starfish?


Evan is going to the met again, i wonder if they invited hero


Idk something about bragging about being a miserable and unpleasant person really gives me the ick!


bout to get in the stu


Minneapolis canceling New Years events got me all kinds of


First they call Dr. Fauci crazy for predicting 160,000-200,000 deaths at the start of the pandemic.. Now we could be facing a grim 400,000 by the end of January because we didn’t take him seriously


Knocking on the table & watching my dog slowly figure out no one is at the door ..... is a terrible thing to do


Gotta get back into drinking wine again


if Syrian refugee.. why have a car


self, we should get our work sht together by today pls


In the mood to suck some dick outside today


Y’all are posting your ig profiles and how are you all so pretty and cool?? Like what the hell? Am I the one lowering armys average beauty level?


Why should I do all the leg work and start a conversation only for it to last a few minutes.


My sister told me I look like a Tim Burton character when I wake up.. thx


Need to work on save more money


tus mensajes me aceleran el <tres this is so bad this is so bad I’m gonna get hurt


Gotta get a wax tomorrow & I’m super scared


A buddy of mine is pissed. Tried to buy $HEX while it was at .34 and the gas fees were insanely high, couldn't get it. Now it's pushing the ATH at .42.


Still laughing over one of my friends telling me to "shut the fuck up you ugly fucking hippoptamus fucking stupid fucking rhinosauras looking ass bitch" We love each other


Some men r pure trash tho.


Blacks Hands are Beautiful


I can’t make a header to save my life. I’m trying to make a simple one for Sarah but it’s not working out


Pimping You Slutty Ass Out For Daddy Is Job And Life Now


When I get off I’m go smoke and catch up on snowfall


I wanna partake in taco tuesday


Two unmasked parents pulling two masked children under 5 in a red wagon in front of my house is one of the sadder things I’ve seen so far this week. But it’s only Tuesday


All I’m saying is @BigSean my bday don’t end for another few hrs


I’m starting to feel like myself again, I’m so excited for me


Idk what Burna saying on Last Last, but it’s the truth!


Y’all gonna get that man broke up out there, then you’ll be looking to blame the coaching staff


Back at it with the fireworks at 11


Rest is the only way to have a peacefull mind


Anyone want to participate in some civil disobedience?


Being active in both smash and the fgc means I get to hear the dumbest shit from people on both sides


When that check hits and all you think about is Ariat or boot barn


Tae does Ari hair every two days seems like, all my homegirls do is suc… nvm


He got me egg rolls


no offense but one of the # are kinda cringy


hi oomfs i’m losing my mind


I NEED A WINN-DIXIE GROCERY BAG FULL OF MONEY


get that bread, get that head .. then leave


if life was just, tonight would have been the @user single launch/comeback show


Room cleaning day lezgoOoO


Justin Bieber is BACK.never thought I’d ever be able to tweet this again,so here is to 2020 being reunited with my purpose


My mom's doctor is hot so I'm gonna have another person to check on my lipomas. Never bad to get a second opinion.


I be in a good mood then I think about how Girlfriends ended


It's the first 100° day and I'm waiting on a part for My car so I can go anywhere


Shadowlands copped need some buddies


No United match this week


Did boro do the swap deal, on the strikers


Officially done with work, got my election anxiety cranked up to 11, and ready to be disappointed by the results


It’s just me & Jose Cuervo I need me some candles fr


“High class and saddity, Always sitting pretty”


I was watching Voltron as a child Watching DragonBall in my teens Watching Naruto in my twenties I didn't expect to be watching "Kagoya-Sama: Love is War" and "My Dress-Up Darling" in the tail-end of my thirties


Which type are you?? Be honest with yourself!


Not one leader on the pitch nor off it. Resting on your laurels & thinking a 37 /38 yrs old will do well in champions league is never going to end well. 21 goals conceded.. so far


For a chance to be with you, I’d gladly risk it all


i have a cold, allergies, & nasty cough smh, let’s take a covid test


24 hours is up! A new distraction has come on Twitter as usual.


when it’s 110 degrees outside


Does anybody know a good sci-fi or fantasy Au fanfiction of Hannigram? That would make me happy


Something about sneaky bar sex that’s so hot to me


Today would’ve been a great day to take a nap but Nasir just wouldn’t lol so naturally I couldn’t


first day of PT school tomorrow


Y’all betta go support my auntie & go buy her book


Bruh, I bought a cute two piece workout outfit and I got back “looks good” - like sir if there’s ever a time to gas me up it’s NOW


Little bit embarrassed at how I've created this acc and not logged back in since


Sun shine so bright today, alas its a wonderful day


The tortillas are flying


Like and rt bot


I am eternally grateful for playback speed choices on Youtube! 1.25x & 1.5x FTW!


COVID19 is definitely not fake. I'm not too sure about Ted Nugent, though!


Fox entertainment channel says New York cops are heroes, and the Capital police were just actors- -


My family members are average height and above then there’s me, standing strong at 5 ft.


Good sense of humor


I started watching Bridgerton and whooooooo boy was that a mistake when I was planning for the rest of the day to be productive


Everyday I wake up not rich


This PowerPoint is magnificent for being made so quickly


Turning a minor inconvenience into a dramatic emotional life changing outburst is what I do best


He’s a little obsessed if you ask me


$SPY Still bearish but what a bounce to the upside!! Bulls killed it today! But more downside to come imo


SO excited to announce that I recently accepted a permanent position at @user I’ll be a part of the science planning group doing full-time Mars rover ops for @NASAPersevere and I couldn’t be more thrilled!!


I thought I'd found a man I could trust What a bust, this is how the story ends He's going to turn me down and say Can't we be friends


getting funky connection issues to discord but everything else is fine


currently watching endgame for the first time since the first & only time i ever watched it. finally felt emotionally stable enough to watch it again today


i own me a couple establishments i ain’t worried bout yo business


When a priority meets privacy, it becomes a solid foundation to everything


headed back to the states


Show me all your colours, colours Hold me cause without you I won't make it through the night


did my makeup and actually feel good about it for once


The DOW in the right corner, every time he speaks it goes down further, OMG


In this weather I still sleep naked


I NEED MY ALBUMS TO SHIP OUT ALREADY IM INPATIENT


if porter is on that edc lineup idk how I’m a get there or where the money is going to come up at but I’ll be there!


OMG Astrodienst just changed the symbol for Uranus in their software?!!!!


38: we don't interact that much but when we do you are so kind


60hrs every week is what I like


Santa, if you're listening (if you are a degenerate on Twitter like the rest of us), I'd like a face lift and a nose job for Christmas, please.


Had to reschedule my hair appointment because of this mess


My excitement is through the roof rn being able to watch seasons 13,14 and 15 of criminal minds on prime


/ snccg doesn't have a gift


I seriously want bww & teriyaki at the same time.


trinity the matrix


My heated blanket is very staticky and I feel like I’m gonna shock myself when I plug the thing in


ion kno who need to hear this but tell ya dad to stay out my dm


Im lowkey tired asf but I got listen to these 1-2 hour long prerecorded lectures


Existe el upside down


Absolute scenes at Villa Park! But yes, disband all domestic cups immediately.


Why do you all pretend Shake It Off is bad?


Tired of scrolling on a profile and then it jumps to the beginning and i'm sitting here enjoying looking at people's art and i'm all way at the beginning again


You know what you guys I'm gonna just go ahead and look back in anger


hey guys can you tell i’m having the time of my life


Finally crumbs from jin


Venom 2 trailer 2mrw


idk i cant wait


I’m manefesting for @corbynbesson to reply back with i love you and follow me back.


Me and the gym has a love hate relationship because i love being in shape but i don’t love the feeling when I’m done working out


green flags in men (a thread)


won free cookies for my office on fb


It’s Just Me & My Youngings & Them Kids On Go


This way, I just want a break


Got my vaccine today… arm hurts like a bitch, but definitely worth it


Hey, I will be inactive since 11 pm today until I watch the episode, I don’t want spoilers. See you


Fyp ko sa tiktok puro tarot reading about ex who wants to reconcile.


Lemme just say this I saw Draymond in China during the Dubs mini camp, and he reminded me of Ray Lewis Raven days


Kamala Harris wants spend $20M of Biden’s infrastructure bill, to change all school buses to electric. She says all school buses are a hazardous to kids health.


Why didn’t #Cardano pump like #StorJ for coinbase listing..


After today I think I already know what I want my next tattoo to be


10hours of sleep, Finally! This is what I am waiting for


My boyfriend is a huge F1 fan, so I 100% know it’s his fault I’m getting @Charles_Leclerc video recommended to me on YouTube now.


Republicans: gas was cheap when Trump was President! Me: Yeah, it's still cheap in Russia go move and check


Juice leaks


15mins early picking my kid up from school and forgot my damn book at home


I have to start my wedding website & order invitations. I’m behind.


So many knowledgeable people on this space... You're simply cheating yourself if you aren't seeking knowledge tbh


The fact I can’t see what i want is irritating as hell


Wow I’m reading about the shake up at WB


Really getting the itch to go travel for a little while man. Chase the sun all year try work off a laptop! That wouldn’t be so bad would it!


I’m trying to do last night tonight again


I cut my nails and now I’m bleeding


LA or Seattle


corduroy jackets


Shuga Naija on Netflix


Ya bitches/niggas be so weird to me


Well goddammit lmao. Did that thing where I accidentally got a girlfriend again


One thing about Orlando, this traffic don’t play.. my job is 10 min from my house,why is it taking me an HOUR to get home


I’d pay so much money for 5 minutes in that dressing room!


I miss my life outside


People will follow "struggle-queen" Ananya Pandey who does nothing but throw out fake voices. Then, they will troll Varun Dhawan for a movie scene where he saves a child. Welcome to our hypocrite society.


all i gotta say is my man is blessed


*My dad sees my mom building her desk* My dad: why didn’t you wait for me to build your desk My mom: because you say you’re always tired My dad: im never tired for you My parents are the worst


When will the museum reopen


I think I finally got over my crush of like 2 years, which is a little bit pathetic but I'm proud of myself for it!!


was in the middle of being productive and doing my work but then my wifi decided to pull a jah and die on me


I regularly just rub & hold my boobs & butt for comfort. Can’t wait for someone else to fill that position


I really been in and out of consciousness since Saturday


Im@tsking a nap


Awwww shit Holyfield said he wanna see Tyson


I still don’t like how she did diamond


SO salty I don’t have any before pics cuz these gains are real, y’all. I’m finally bout to be slim thick


The Pacers are acting different


Doggystyle Best position ever I know I already said and I’ll say it again


hi oomfs my exams got cancelled so guess who will be active 24/7


Black bean burger baby!!!


Even though I’m not going much often , the day i have to get back to Ainshams still can make me sad and anxious


my coworkers probably know more bout my personal life than anyone else


Why does my mother always want to talk to me when I'm listening to music like, i put it on so I didn't have to hear you. TF?


$SEEL - Powered through this Tsunami.


what’s ya motive?


deep down i just want those pictures


Its my birthday month, issup with me all month long!


Shorter days, longer nights.


Woke up early to finally write a blog post. I got your overwhelmed and fell asleep. Time to start all over again.


Wasn't looking forward to Friday, that's now changed. Expecting a change in atmosphere hopefully


Where is cardi A ? I just hear cardi B.


he’s such a trash tf he talkin’ abt following and unfollowing people after followback. pero sya naman pala yung ganon


Sent a few bands just cause shorty too fine to be stressing


If I’m not skinny by next week I quit. Cause this Insanity Day 2 was some BS!


The things that were said and not meant ultimately hurt the most.


Dating a military guy is definitely a challenge but so worth it


usagi just broke my tv


I wanted honest answers here… who actually paid 1600 Microsoft points for a 10th prestige lobby in MW2


The way Ariana is just inhaling #1s will never make up for Into You and God is a woman.


I see all you all saying Bill Miller’s and I know you all also say “sangwitch”, “fustrated”, “share” and “liberry”


«sin prisa pero sin pausa» really made an impact on k-moos i see a lot of them on my tl talking about it


omg im so quirky


Remember this is the same player who turned down $84 from the Lakers, he really thought a team was going to cash him out over $100 mil. C’mon bro


Discovering old games years after release > playing them in your teens


Just 2days left to 2022 @fireboydml you need to follow me back


So damn hot i be tryna take extra showers


Bout to ride my stuffy


Michel’le - Something in my heart plays often in my head and I’m bout sick of it


50 inch tv for my room


try & try until we die chour until we succeed dapat


This girl is doing a whole paint by the numbers in this breakout room


So fucking tired of the same mistreatment


guess i have to watch the hunger games tonight yk in honor of 9 years


The way I was crying when woojin left


there is confident and then there is stuck up, understand the difference


theres something wrong with my account


Comment John Wall’s complete points/assist tonight! One winner is getting $20


Ya girl got a 17% raise


I like when I get headache from what to wear


should I buy a @user I kinda flopped at mint now look at me


If you are reading this, I hope something really good happens for you.


Snapchat don’t let you miss no memories lmbooo


My oldest son wants dreads


Another day with nobody to cover. No lunch or break.


i love seeing my friends getting zhongli~ y’all deserve it


Just pour a 4 up


New business proposal epi later hehe


awwwWWWW you make me feel alive!


12 years of braces and Invisalign I’m finally done


i did the first slide of my powerpoint aka the title and my name now i am gonna take a break


I stay at the ER or Urgent care . Why am I so sickly ?


With @elonmusk #twitter deal now going through , I am in serious danger of losing my @Twitter account. #ElonMusk just doesn’t like me


Finally having pepperpot


how you gonna support someone who couldn’t say your name right ?


Forgot how much I love a jack & coke


"In no other sport can you cheat and win!" Get the thoughts of @user @user @user @user and more on today's Whip Consultation Steering Group report... Full reaction


$QQQ 11,291 1/15/21 $287/$257 Put spread. The Hamptons kids are hedging a 15% drop in 1 1/2 mths? Oh my!


Really came to work just to watch the World Cup tho


Why y’all pause on my tweet lmao


just played a game of rock, paper, scissors with a guy in line at a drive thru. sad to announce that i lost the best of 3


Buying my ticket next month


Tft I really gotta settle for rewatching stuff bc Netflix don’t wanna renew half my shows


A lot of people aren’t even worth the energy


I don’t like when the Asian nail techs act funny when white ppl come in


I love Deja so much


I honestly don’t get why so many people are raging about other people time skipping on Animal Crossing like... that doesn’t change YOUR game in ANY way. I personally don’t time skip cause I like to take my time? But that’s the beauty of AC, YOU can play however YOU want


best place to order sex toys online? gooooo! i usually buy in person but my fav store just closed down


My soft hair never last in protective styles


at this point, I’ve toured almost every apartment in Vegas


Pho vs. Ramen


My bday is on a Saturday this year..


okay wait why r there fine ass guys here hold on maybe private school life IS for me


Preciso ir no shopping, espairecer


Im too fucking real to wear my heart up on my sleeve


Watching #KnivesOut @PrimeVideo #LaKeithStanfield @ChrisEvans And other folk


Watching $TOPS here at $6.65 for a potential breakout upwards towards VWAP


A very long and painful 2 month wait is over. I have finally received my refund for my pc. Now to head for a drive and pick up my new baby and then some spicy stuff will be in the works


Definitely make you wanna wife it


You feeling froggy jump bitch


I'm somebody's future husband


gsts do sx agressivo


Me trying to drink this wine before 7pm cause I’m doing good this week


afshdk my dad is getting me to run his takeaway’s twitter account


Everyday I’m saying sorry for what I say. How I think. Who I am.


Wonder Why God Send Me Crazy Women, I Haven’t Dealt With A Sane One Yet


If anyone wants to enlighten me on anything I’m all ears


Last semester finished with a 2.0. Wasn't feeling that. Bounced back with a 3.2 this go round.


Ah ah please ladies you donot shoot your shot by giggling endlessly cause now you just coming off as dumb


aha tl full of hq spoilers i havent caught up yet mayne


Show some interest! Apply some pressure! Reciprocate affection!


I’m talking to myself, I hope I’m listening


Wow the response that I got from dropping the childcare e book is insaneeeeeee


will surely miss the good morning messages


Can’t believe what I’ve just seen from Thiago, best solo EPL performance this season from any player surely, work rate phenomenal


Cam been the best bench player so far


I am so blessed to have Jr and my kids.


Shoutout the homeless guy in Wawa pulling old lottery tickets out of the trash can


Mare of Easttown


lmao im tryna change and be on my grown woman shit but lawd bitches be trying me


I got a bigger desk so that I can fit more dirty coffee cups on it


Thanks for everyone who kept me company in Detention! What horror game should I play next?


Robert Kelly - World's Greatest


Finally set up a consultation for braces


Excited for Christmas tmr because idk wtf those last four days were


You’re education is useless if you lack respect and manners


Just a Note: #Interest & #Excitement = #SuperSexy! #Aloofness = #NotSexy #datingdilemmas


Did i just vote for the first time ? Why yes, yes the fuck i did


i love you ferran torres


Hope die last. Y or N?


Currently at work thinking about the ice cold margarita I made earlier


Think you holding weight then you haven’t met the apes


Since this cooking with crystal_noodz situation is happening… @user fam, who’s got a creative name for my cooking show? Let me know


Eager to put these knowledge I'm acquiring to the test.


These group chats about #Kamala have me struggling to focus on work.


Trying to 100% rdr2 but the hunting missions are legit fucking me off


can't wait to bully my best friend into reading mdzs like i made her read tgcf


lmao pls dont call me mommy


#HappyBirthdayTaehyung I wish you nothing but the best, and I can’t wait to see what you continue to surprise and gift us. Love from me, happy birthday winter bear


This chat on Metro fm people are really dating their cousins out here.


Our #MVP is vaccinated !


People don’t realize this but Trump pardoning his co-conspirators and cronies, damages the justice system. Especially since majority of those pardons were in guilty ruled individuals. No GOO Senator has called out on this and God knows if Obama did some sus shit like this...


Bitches not getting money fr cus bitches that’s getting money not pocket watching the next bitch


fav part of my job is the kids crying in fear


I feel so bad when Muffin crying cus she can’t watch tv but baby you has got to get it together in school first


Give trump credit for what? Cause it’s close to election time and he tryna get re-elected


Why y’all can’t spell shit out it look like y’all can’t read


I'm genuinely accepting that I'm literally the worst, so going to just disappear.


Got to see my fav today


Tryin to be on that new level


So if your MOT is due soon you are getting a 3 month reprieve it’s looking like until June 22?


I would let niggas get rich wimme but they’ll run off with a quarter instead of trying to build a brick wimme


choose your fighter and RT


Getting ready to go live! Be seeing you in 30-3000 minutes!


Think I’m going to learn the art of creme brûlée next month


I hate working w just males bc they always tell me to wait 30 minutes before using the restroom


In this house we appreciate sharp teethed Porl!


if this is what being a housewife is like, count me out


You ever be afraid of the day somebody ask you what they contact image look like


ik clb come out eh but see that soulfly (deluxe)


i love treating people i owe @user


Good things worth waiting for


Imagine how much time you wasted on friends who never cared about you


New cabinet tomorrow


Why you always want to *hide the facts hhmmm


why my TL filled w sad shit where all the hoe shit at?!


Todays a bitter sweet moment! I got the job I been waiting for!!! But I have to change my schedule for a while and I’m sad I won’t b with my baby all week I’m going from working Friday -Sunday to working Monday - Thursday


Don’t let me be in public lmao people be looking like damn she thirsty


can it be winter already? this heat sucks


puts on my cool cowboy hat and gently holds a frog trans rights


Someone call Bianca


dumbledore said he will adopt me


When you order someone some weed and they say nahh I'm not feeling it... Well duh you haven't hit it yet


Had way to much coffee today..


Sacrifice is a courtesy of soldiers. Unfortunately


Good Evening! Any good #NFTs I should buy tonight? #NFT


My copies of Demon Souls & Ghosts still hadn’t arrived, so had to send a message over. Turns out despite taking my money they hadn’t even dispatched them. Hopefully should have them now tomorrow or Thursday


armin and baji day !! best boys ever


I wonder if Midnights was actually TS8 did it changed sound after Folkmore or did it stay the same


Huhu why mom


My favorite thing making my husband unexpectedly laugh so hard he doubles over because his sides hurt. Like just now when he pinched my booty as he walked past me and I made a weird surprised noise that he described between giggles as “a game character getting an extra life.”


Goal that #lfc


I'm at work to make money, not friends!


I don’t get why my coworker thinks we’re friends..


My Facebook name is my government name and somebody messaged me asking what’s my name. I am confusion does my name sound fake or something


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Wrangler bell bottoms


@ Tiara, I don't take orders


Everytime I go to my ma house I leave w/ something ni she sending me pics of what she got me


I’m tryna find out if all black lives matter to y’all or some


Got a offer for a place in a Social Studies course in Maynooth next year


I only got a tad sprinkle of rain


Witnessed real niggas fail and watched you fuck niggas strive


I stay around killers and robbers they be keeping me motivated


Boy do y’all know the pain of loosing somebody that did absolutely everything with you I mean everything whew


Missing Oli London hours


JAIRFROUXONARO


My daughter dogging my shrimp


I hate celebrating my birthday cuz someone always makes it horrible lmao but atleast I get to see Riyadh


Snapchat filters helping most of y'all


I crave Mexican food every single day!


The Tammy Abraham they compared with Rashford Marcus.


I apologize that I haven't been very active, my coursework has completely overtaken my life. I hope that everyone is taking care of themselves.


Lorde give me the strength to resist splurging on all this Ambush


God supplies all


I finally found out that the only real motivation for me is customers’ feedback. It’s so interesting to discuss the software with professionals


When you can finally disconnect from the vpn and crawl back into bed


Ima make my mom a grandma soon


If I ever put you in your feelings, you part of my collection.


Repetitive


i got tacos, margaritas and insomnia cookies. i'm so happy rn.


Don’t wanna do business with French people ever again


Your car bolt joint go humble you


San Diego tickets acquired


Work bae done got arrested


Lucky charms w titty milk


Fa mis mates


I think i should go to bed , Have a nice dream everyone


No sleep since yesterday. Today role play arab + moderator + presentation 505 + present 506.


Just tryna give thanks to somebody daughter this November


Match what I make in my day job in options


My mom lost my rent money


i’ve been home for 2 days and i already miss playing my mum’s piano


How could I forget that face I don’t even know your name


Legit spent 4 hours trying to learn the tornado of souls riff and I’m still fucking it up


He got caught out of bounds forgot this shit was serious


do you ever just tell someone something nice then think to yourself: im such a nice person


Most frustrating thing that you can’t fast forward or rewind voice notes on iMessage


reaching a point where suddenly losing the interest in anything and anyone out of nowhere


I love those who helping me and loving me its not important if I'm in danger important is I have a big evidence if something happened I will use this so I'm waiting for this but I'm silence and happy sometimes because my body need this I call this the end of world I'm dangerous


Even when it comes to longevity, some reports suggest that it will work just as good (if not better) than metformin After so many years on the sidelines, berberine is finally having it’s day


New York strip steak w/ onions & peppers, sautéed garlic butter shrimp, crab cakes, roasted red ranch potatoes, & sautéed fresh green beans w/ bacon


green green grass blue blue sky you better throw a party on the day that i die


I hurt my Calf muscle with the electronic Neck massager I know…


these men are speaking yoruba next to me on the bus


Dying my hair black has been the best thing I’ve done


I want this to be my schedule forever


Was having an alcohol free day then went down a Coronavirus twitter wormhole and have poured a wine due to getting the absolute fear again


In your opinion what constitutes earning NFL MVP?


Find it mad n I absolutely love the fact that me n jukesy have been together 8 years n he still makes me laugh every single day!! Like how am I not sick of him already!?


I just had some BOMB plant based chilli


I’m cutting my hair off and no one likes the news


Housepainters with out the h or o or u or s or e or t or other e or r or other s


Ma’lonie got her big brother Ja’lonie, her baby brother Ahmir, and her big sister Anori all she will ever need


Those long reflective pauses by David Attenborough in btwn 47-49 minute on *'DA- A life on our planet'* crushed my spirit. In those silent noments I felt his pain, disappointment & hunger for a better planet where WE ARE ALL in tune with nature.Gosh I felt it. Every bit of it.


It’s officially LOUIS month bitches ◟̽◞̽


I'd like to be in the Senate GOP meeting about witnesses. Maybe someone will leak afterwards.


Whatever game you’re playing, just know i learn fast and I can play it 10x better. Promise


My irl is so excited for Kazuha bc he's been waiting for him for about- idk, when did he joined genshin? 4 months ago? And also has enough primos for him and guaranteed And then there's me, excited but dying inside bc I have no guarantee and only enough primos for a 16 pull


Jungkook is killin' me right now


After a protracted visa-related ordeal (bc it’s v fun to try & participate in international film culture when ur from the global south!), I’m finally in the airport, on my way to Cannes. Feeling grateful to be able to go & Comment on Films for… ya guessed it, @FilmComment


I'm reading twilight again before midnight sun comes out and I completely forgot that jacob has 2 older twin sisters


Entering a new stage in adulthood as I am learning how to cook my favorite childhood meal


My humor is as Dark as my skin and I love every bit of it


psychology exam


That voice in your head telling you that; all men are the same, that's your spiritual husband. The one disturbing you every night, don't listen to him.


those girls are beyond wicked man, I actually pray Flo gets justice


i got dick mfs...stop sending me your dick pics


I wish my brother didn't live in Lakeland. I want him to just do all my car maintence. What's the point of a mechanic brother who never around ?


she cute. seems she for everybody tho. not that I had plans further than in my head tbh


GameStop stock is insane today.


"we all make mistakes Take my hand and hold on Tell me everything that you need to say 'Cause I know how it feels to be someone Feels to be someone who loses their way" sim tô escutando Justin Bieber vão para o inferno pfvr


When you get carded and your server is younger than you


Sliding in da steamer


IT’S HOT AF OUTSIDE IN TEXAS


Make I give you a dirty head


Tue Apr 19 2022 21:54:32 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time):


Anyone else a little bored of the #Ballum storyline? #Eastenders is only showing the stressed out with all the lies Callum. I miss the fun, happy moments in Ballum’s relationship. I can’t wait for this story to end. Also miss the Highway bros together in scenes


dropped from the boys pro clubs team


A week binge free


Now that I'm all done with covid I'll be back to streaming later this week


Always nice when a phylogenetic analysis of a fossil confirms you have a new genus and that it is the first occurrence of that family in North America.


Can we please get rid of this triple digit weather already?


watching Living Single makes me wanna have roommates & friends


here’s to another semester of zoom university ☻


So ready to go see shalique & shannon crib & check on my niece


I can’t get gabbies or Colbys merch


Yooo i made salmon bites these jawnssss different


The reason why im going so hard to lose this weight is bc i always wanted to wear a 2 piece swim suit & a crop top without feeling insecure. & by my birthday, I WILL BE ABLE TO


Winter won’t back tf down


lrt no, but.. new kink: atsm with osm's cap


Might just have to go drive out in the middle of nowhere and watch the meteor shower tonight


Long term consistency in streaming and listening to #BTS songs with #YetToCome of #BTS_Proof beats short term intensity. (@BTS_twt)


I need to get back into watching one piece and shippuden i literally abandoned those shows lmao


I need to go to therapy. I’ve never been & am terrified. Any suggestions / tips are welcome


i'm couting on tove forseman to post more since they dont even bother


Art Twitter beefs are so insane


wait there are still shownu, jin, baekhyun and chanyeol who need to enlist by the end of the year or in early 2021


The only thing giving me an air of lightness in my life right now is gassing other people up and telling them how amazing they are. Comment below if you need some extra love today, because I have some extra love to give.


Fed Ex Irritating Asl ii Just Want My Fxcking Purse


I don’t get how you can “steal a name” or “steal a theme for a party” . LIKE BITCH - YOU STOLE IT FROM SOMEBODY


Just realized that Pulisic was taken out.


Planet her es dicha


How TF is this Chipotle still operating as online orders only?


they took $300 in taxes out my check


Pop Smoke, Quavo et Future - Snitching


Never took a L that I couldn’t bounce back from. I might complain a lot, but there’s not a ounce of Quitter in my blood


After dropping quickly, $TSLA now just tracking the Nasdaq


I might do island spice today. That brown stew chicken really is different.


I hate ticks


Said They Family But They Don’t Understand My Pain


Feels like it's taken me 8 years to get my life back on track to where it was. Nobody's gonna ruin it this time


My poor baby cannot catch a dang break this month


There's so much sameness to every day doing isolation alone that I just got the new issue of Diabetic Living and went oooOOOooo like it was a check for unexpected money.


#TWICE_TalkThatTalk promotion is already finished yet we didn't get to see #MINA ending fairy. sad


it’s clipped for European Wax, only doing sugar waxing services from now on


My homeboy just thanked me for encouraging him to vote for the very first time. He said he feels good


It’s really disturbing that people are celebrating this $500 from cheap ass upmc


The way y’all are doing @katyperry I will never understand


Gosh its so hot even at 5am, i badly wanna yeet my comforter


This generation really ain’t shit so when you come across somebody good keep them


7:41 pm I'll keep you safe, just kidding


Going for 2 ina row tonight


I just finished my ap programming exam and holy fuck I screwed up


Some are so privileged they were born with silver spoons in their mouth so they starting life from 50 percent, and some of us weren’t that privileged we starting life from scratch from a Zero !! On God


Yooo this Thursday they’re releasing an official full length trailer for The Matrix 4


Solange is sooo slept on


Ester Exposito is not going to be in Elite anymore so there’s no point in watching it


Some guy just hollered out his window, "I love you, marry me!". I just kept walking and ignored him. I'm not sure if it was a catcall or if he was making fun of me.


Lol dog I don’t get supporting these politicians no matter what side they all make you look like a


Every single role I have at work is designed to be a role that only encompasses those responsibilities. I really do three roles at once. This is not a brag, this is a cry for help


LeBron not right for having her dress in my fav color like that. He messy


ooc: when you think you're not good enough, anybody becomes competition


The Twitter Files reveal Biden gave unconstitutional orders to censor facts about Covid and the Vaccines. BIDEN LIED. PEOPLE DIED. He's a puppet of the CCP. The Hunter Laptop, proven authentic but hidden by the FBI, shows this. Impeach this CLOWN.


I love to clean up ! I like everything a certain way


Life got no referee you gotta play foul!


yay gonna make some tacos today


Im so pissed I keep missing out on the vinyls!


I’m craving strawberry shortcake


He look like the boy of my dreams


i won bowling


just tryna spoil someone’s son


thanxx enthusiasts wya


// i just remembered i have to finish the carrd i started yesterday but i’m so comfy in bed i don’t wanna get on my laptop


I shame my straight friends every day, why are you voluntarily unlikeable?


2 years ago covid took lover fest away from us and it just hasn’t been the same since


Im home and my mind has raced with many worries to the point they canceled eachother out snd my mind went blank lol im good now. Also final battle on ark tonight. Hope your days were wonderful and i hate @youtube search system now with ad, then couple vids, ad, then your subs


there was a dime in my fritos bag


I might relocate when my lease up


Boys need to learn to either stop staring at people at the gym or be better about not being obvious


hello everyone! send me your favorite healthy recipes/snacks!! ya girl is trying to look good this summer


Me: *orders Sonic* Lady w/ Food: Here’s your order! I brought you some extra napkins just in case, and let me just say your eyes are so pretty! Me:


I hate when I'm so hungry and excited to eat something new that cooked y le eche mucha sal


With a friend who is experiencing the classic Chicken-And-Egg issue with 2FA. They need to log into their Google account on my device to find their phone, but needs their phone to log into the Google account.


first proper day as a year 6 teacher tomorrow


nigga take the collar off that dog that bitch don’t bite


Some people will block you but never forget you! Remember you have power of private number


Hid "epic" 2hu reference in my thesis


lmao all these "ar/mys" in his comment section complaining about them singing in english, , i genuinely wonder if y'all would care this much if 875 released a song like black swan in english


No stickers on stream this Thursday! I'll still stream, just something less commitment heavy. Since I'm working on a big piece rn I wanna use the stream as more of a break! Still deciding what exactly, maybe more shit doodles, maybe just games with friends!? I'll decide soon!


I just wanna thank god for the #BussItChallenge


I got a DM saying that I hate people who drink or smoke. No i don't hate you guys. I'm just trying to spread awareness that these are unhealthy habits. It's your personal choice to indulge in those activities. As long as ur aware of the risks n use it in moderation it's fine


I was 16 mins deep into recording and my thing just stopped


SinB is such a good dancer but she doesn't even wanna show it off


I hate coparenting I’m really not gonna have my baby for Christmas


YOU TRY TO PRETEND FOR THE FAME I SAY YOU A LAME


im back on my bs, venti i miss you.


Can’t beat the inbetweeners uno


San Angelo TX HMU!! I'm Looking for Public Fun!! I want a group of people just enjoying each other's bodies!! You can join or just watch!!DM Me if interested!


When scrolling on #DisneyPlus and the one thing I'd never thought I'd see again The Little Mermaid TV series! Now all they need is Aladdin and Tarzan! #ChildhoodMemories


Yg declaring itself broke in 3 posters


Moots ¿Son vegetarian@s?


Taking time off is so important—especially in remote locations with no cell service.


PUSS ASS HOE he didn’t understand wtf you meant ! YES you gotta say it again ! MATTER FACT repeat it til I say stop ! Ugly ass river monster


If Paige send me another pair of damn shoes


da hell is going on in these purple streets


y’all think there will be a nintendo direct at all this month?


imagine you're talking to some friends from high school on christmas eve and kristen stewart walks over and just breaks up with you


Is anyone else thinking these kids wearing their "class of 2035" shirts are going to make their kids feel like shit if say they fail a grade? Or just me?


I’m still rusty dusty from taking a long break. Plus I’ve been super busy to play. But it was a nice vacation, temporarily enjoying Splatoon 2. Before Splatoon 3 is here!


Migos - why not


It’s nice seeing numbers go up instead of down


Oooh this one will be tricky. Create your snack with lettuce, veal, taco sauce, and calamarata


When I realized that I was a top I was ashamed??? Wack cuz it was probably forced sexism and rules decided by men telling me that women are submissive


If you’re in Miami for Art Basel hit me up. Let’s connect


this nigga a bum i can’t have yo baby


Red wine and frozen red grapes


char has a loose tooth


God was really like, "Okay, but let's make this one out of glass"


Me & @user sitting on so many hits right now. I might snap. But for now… “Always”


don’t mind my tweets. im tryna win a gift card. it’s hard out here


I’m sorry but how hard would it be to add an amber alert with a picture Like…there has to be some solid % increase that we catch people if their photo is there “Caucasian male. 5”10. Driving Ford” If you have his name… then Just add the damn photo


loona


My nieces nephews & son bet not ask me for nothing else


We’re forecasting better hair days and less-sweaty outdoor workouts across North Georgia this weekend. You’re welcome.


Alif bas.


Jimmy Johns can’t get a dime out of me


Imma be in Houston for five days. Don’t tell me you didn’t know.


Small wins are still wins. Never forget that.


Decided to take the weekend off and go take a holiday, i know my life is pretty much one big holiday already but im missing greenary too much, see some trees, smoke a few


Ina spaceship goin ape shit


Challenging day today, I let myself get a bit worked up! Definitely could have had a better one! I hope everyone out there is doing well


Always great to chat with agencies and creative professionals who just "get it". Fingers crossed for some good news coming down the line soon


I'm all for players gettin' paid, but comes at the cost of Dorsett and Olson being your FA options on offense. I like the pickups, but not the "stars" Russell wants.


If you ever had that dream about showing up to school naked/bikini you have body dismorphia or an eating disorder now


I spent so much of my fathers money this holiday


The content feeling of insulting off your icon


Fans become haters. Haters become fans.


donu hate when u ask ur friends for sum n they be like “nah” but someoe else comes by n asks but then they say “yea” LIKE BRUH I ASKED FIRST


This Christmas is going to be “it”!!!


show me ur ass if you hate racism!


time to start losing weight now and cutting out takeaways is good place to start, sick of looking at myself in the mirror and hating what i see


#RIP Johnny Nash. My heart is broken.


“we’re out the door by 7:30” it’s 9:39 and we still haven’t left


North having a poop emoji themed birthday party is cringe. Normalize telling children hell no


My dad is getting me new clear frames


Timeline is freaking out and I am just sitting here, unable to watch anything


1 snitch 2 snitch red snitch blue snitch. stop clocking my stories i don’t want no unwanted text messages


Gotchu thinkin that you want marriage when we


I really wish I could just nod my head and agree sometimes. It would be a lot easier actually.


People are a mess omg


Where Zuko mom tho?


EDC Ga ticket for sale I will hook you up


Wouldn’t dare do half the shit some of you bitches do


We were supposed to be a part of the nu-metal wave in the late 90s


nothing can ever top the sunsets in Alaska


Reading people trying to explain/mansplain troubles caused by parades today, & history that goes with them, is infuriating. I’ve no bad blood with any1 but yrs of being taught of oppression, & effect it had, being dismissed is very upsetting to say the least! #YouJustDontGetIt


Fried catfish and cheese grits for dinner


Only had a 16% chance of winning going into Monday night football with just my defense playing… they scored 24.5 points and I’m 4-0


i want the cavetown wonky hoodie but all the other sizes are sold out except for small


Chupso me enamore


BUTTER GET STARTED #BTS_Butter by #BTS is my trending song choice @BTS_twt


I think this house arrest bracelet gace me a rash


I just paid my sister $24 to watch the mf dishes. I really gotta stop being lazy


imma demo animal crossing new horizons on Thursday


When you buy things think about whether you will love it, will your daughter or son? Will it last? How long can you keep it?


I think I'm missing something but I don't know what...


i miss ice


Oh, I really thought this person in the live chat was stating it was “ok” to do suspensions on someone|w a known blood clot disorder. I was SO lost. Like absolutely tf not.


y’all be taking twitter too serious I thought we was all joking


ok but thrifting is my fav thing to do I find so many cute things


I LOVE YEONJUN SO MUCH LIKE DAILY I HAVE CRISIS THATT IS HE REAL OR IS HE JUST MY IMAGINATION OF PERFECT HUMAN


Going to be such a busy afternoon and all I wanna do is Dre tutuvi


#enghun Foden on! That’s good.


my food came out good


My girlfriend just borrow me another 5k Making 125k Na me go use debt scatter dis relationship


y'all didn't have to be mad if inception will win over thankxx even if u like thankxx more, we will still get them both though its not like we aint gonna see one of them after


I love my career , It’s more than just cutting and styling hair


She take 30 days I take 30 seconds


Hello everyone I am adding my followers to my list so just tweet to me if you want to be in it


3 from 900, help guys


I’m ded I though I was doing ok but I just sh for the first time in 4 months


One day I hope to fully own my own bedroom and bathroom. I’m ambitious


Can’t wait until I’m able to escape this town


Sometimes I be wanting to ask customer “Who made u the VIP customer? Who told u tht u were special so the processes change for u?” && tht is terrible so I just take a break


No one can ever muzzle me


Sooo now Royal Mail are also planning to strike


Simeone no ever get tactics always defendin even for home ground..dats y he neva go far for champ league...normal coach tins


how much yal be paying for lunch


the way Cassie gave us only one album, yet is still that bitch


Just submitted music to streamin services for the first time since summer 2019. We back


Keep the winning streak going tonight @tigers


today is 2/22/22 and it’s my birthday. let me go buy a lottery ticket


I may get a pair of yeezys


My living room is so pretty in finally done wid it


Idgaf, im going to NY this year


The only thing that isn’t cake are these bills


so who's up for SMALL TALK? yea yea... forget my HUNK SIZE (it's a mirage) ...i'm quite a softy once you get to know me!


i would like to be taken out wine tasting, just putting tht out there


Woot! They finally free up the line n my order is in 20 mins before closing


You ain’t gotta be a girly girl but bitch do lady like shit, bitch ain’t no etiquette but want somebody to treat you like a women. Bitch you a man


Back on my celery juice this week


i fear i am more of an hs1 girlie than i thought


I need a throat right now


I'm up to 136 lbs. from 127 a few months ago. & let me tell you. I have no clue why lol cause I ain't done shit. Usually I can't gain wait unless I workout. But I'm not questioning God's plan. I like the weight


I accidentally pour boiling hot water in my hand


Anything better than that new phone battery


Wrong day to not wear a shirt or bra under my hoodie


26 mins till we find out what happens to Derek Chauvin...wonder what will be the outcome of the decision in the streets.


Caldo de camarón be hitting the spot when you’re sick


Quickies In public everywhere we go


i'm on 2ha book 2


To be clear, shaping is very different to defining a person. We all have these cracks under the surface that aren't pretty and that we don't like to look at, caused by grief, trauma, fear, shame and disappointment. It's what you choose to do with them that makes difference!


me always managing to get lost


I just saw a thread of women, all saying their initial tribute is $5-$15 I'm kinda glad that these girls are here, tbh. Mopping up the cheapo's


Thiago Alcantara absolute joy to watch


Half up half down on a 5 x 5 closure unit


wanna wear my latex mask for rotten to cum on


The first few weeks a mf will have you fooled then you see the real them


Our team “stacked” but most of the players were there last year


my mom made me call the dentist myself to schedule my appointment, if this is being an adult then i don’t want it


Let’s see what this West Coast life hit for


Wow yo why all them ppl at the plat


I find myself not tweeting as much about the games I am playing or about Gaming news as much but I am playing Plague Tale Requiem and its very good and have the Resident Evil 8 stuff ready to play when Needed. Video Games are still very good!


I’m not perfect, I mispronounce words in casual conversation that I read in classic literature just like everyone else miss me with your “Notre Dame” imperialism


I love those days when it feels easy to find beauty in everything.


Currently stress eating peanut butter on toast.


my gf died


Wish we would have signed Ødegaard earlier in the transfer window. At least a week earlier. We would have save the FA cup.


With the doubles point under our belt, it’s time to get after the singles. HERE WE GO UMASS! #win #tennis #flagship


time to extract my cover videos into SoundCloud tracks


Just got a snap of my niece dancing to Shake It Off. Love that for us


Cool down fatty me seh easy now. Cool down fatty nuh bother gwan so


Got a gold mountcastle


I messaged this girl in my bio class yesterday to ask a question & she just gave me her number & said we can be bio buddies. A friendly girl. We love to see it!


Curtis Jones has had a very good game tonight


the tiff’s have arrived, just need a holiday now


definitely putting some honey hot lemon pepper on this catfish


my face 24/7 is


Paradise gonna go so crazy this weekend


CROWDSOURCING: Any idea where I can buy a dog or puppy? My preferred kind of dog is a bully/American bully/pit bull. If you know anyone who is a legitimate seller, feel free to send a DM. Thanks!


Do Millennials just sign up for services and not read the terms they are agreeing to


Wtfffff I missed so much.. missed TAE’s Insta story


looks like o universo quer !!! que eu colecione triple bias do p1h


Have you guys ever had blue lotus extract?? It’s relaxing and calming and tastes like a less bitter and sweeter coffee


In the heights isn’t going to be released until 2021


I be wanting to crash into bitches who think it’s ok to pull out in front of me while I’m going fast and they dumb ugly ass wanna go slow


Imma just pray and manifest that she stays immortal and never leaves me


you bitches are my sons and I’m a good mom.


Amo a mi lead


$SHIB is making me wet


I really need to get better at painting my nails


I've read a number of fics now that indicate Kakashi never really learned to read or write. Or that he has disabilities that prohibit mastery of these skills. Mostly as an excuse for why his reports are late or incomplete, rather than him just tryna amuse himself.


I hope the DMV ain’t crowded


Definitely making my ig even more private now


Is San Jose back open?? Tell me somewhere good to with outdoor dining please


Currently at a military tail gate party in a huge hangar. Some kid I don’t know kept hugging and jumping on me. My kid got stuck on the velcro in a bounce house. What is happening.


$useg looking


Tiger Inside is the SuperM Song I was waiting for to fully fall


Trying to bulk while working corporate: “you always eating!” “Is that the 5th meal today?!” “Do you ever stop eating?!” “Where’s dessert?”


DJ Khaled went top shelf for these women in this video boy


Lol @ my last retweet. Everyone goes shopping before their trip


I am a mother, not a birthgiver. It is called breastfeeding, not chestfeeding. I eat meat, and am not sorry about it. I believe in bodily autonomy and will not get vaxxed. Justin Trudeau is a disgrace. Have I offended anyone yet?


Interesting the cameras didn’t show the interaction between Judge and Kevin Cash


diamonds will be here soon


.. y’all out this bitch goin out sad asf, that’s why tf the chlamydia rate here is OVERRATED


#Vanguard purchased


during my barbee Jeep race, I ran over someone and flipped. Smashed my ribs off my Jeep, got back in and finished my run. but goooood lord do my ribs still hurt like hell.


Happy for those ARMYs who got their tickets for the concert


Worst feeling is making your dinner and then immediately dropping it on the floor... Goodnight y’all


If @user doesn’t like this tweet I’ll do the unthinkable to him


Jacquees Persian Rugs >>> PND Persian rugs. They both raw but Jacquees freaked it


Dan Patrick murdered my meemaw


C’est pas grand chose mais comment jsuis contente


9am Eastern


if $TSLA could just get to 3000 by the end the month


I've just done a supermarket order and got - ice pops and ice creams, Christmas mince pies and hot cross buns. If I can have this in one order in September - where's my f*cking year round mini eggs @CadburyUK


The Yankees play October baseball today


the best part about wired headphones was that you visibly couldnt hear so ppl wouldnt speak to you


WHY ARE THERE BEES AT THE COMPACTOR


two of my favourite actors are cyclists, they can form a club together


Pray god bring peace and understanding


Who’s all going to be in Atlanta for New Years ?


the best feeling is knowing that most of the nice things I have, i’ve paid for myself


Jagged Edge x He Can’t Love U


appreciation tweet for @user ily v much


nobody: "oh you was in ATL yesterday" me:


tuesday used to be for wings now its for palma pstaaaaa


Let's see what today will hold. I'm still waiting to see if Santa was able to work his magic...world peace.


Be positive today go get yo money


projets projets projets


I really believe in God. Every time I was put in difficult situations by bad people, he sent his angels to help me just in time


1 like and I’ll blackout tonight.


Tell why after I finally got my cousin to come to tennis w me, he pulled a muscle in his leg the second he stepped onto the tennis court


Happy Close! May(o) tomorrow be filled with tendies


Thumbs up for Hugo as a nice static site generator


People that send ??? If you don't reply in 0.2 seconds


I bought this new mint face mask and it's literally one of the best/smoothest masks I've ever used


Waiting to get paid Friday so I can spend half my check on more fruit trees


Best away performance of the season


Watching Mean Girls like the big ass kid I am


Walang Nag-goodnight sayo? Ako nalang Nightttt & Sweetdreams


wow, another best friend of mine confessed her feelings to me??


Got my lil cardio in for the day.


I miss xans


I don’t want to feel I just want to chill


What happens when the healing never comes? Rest easy baby!


idk what spirit touched my mind while i was sleep but i’m very happy rn so thank you


I am honestly offended by the fact people relate being weird to being fatherless. The relationship I have with my parents is great, so why are you giving my FATHER of all people all credits for how I am when I was responsible for making myself the worst version of myself? Smh


Fuck the job but I miss my coworkersss...


just got a new red hoodie feel so cute and soft rn


If drain cleaner eats through all the shit in your drains…what the hell is the inside of the drain cleaner bottle made of?


Why are people on the tl being so nasty ebsuku kangaka


Great to see some of our favorite customers and partners on the @Forbes Cloud 100 list! Big congrats @databricks @user @algolia @NotionHQ @user @user @user @user @thoughtspot and more, it's a pleasure to help you with your data


I totally didn't just spend 10 hours game designing today mmm nope no way..


lmfao I hate my cousin I swear


We don’t always show up together but better believe we leaving together


If I ask you your top 3 cereals and you don’t have fruity pebbles as one of them...just go ahead and buy your white face paint because you’re a clown


I can’t wait for the day I can sit back and say I’m a good wife and momma, already got that last one down though


Sometimes you have to listen your mind more than your stupid heart.


Time to work out. See y'all in one hour


You were/are my past and somehow remain to be my future


how many cals does talking your best friend out of sewerslide burn..? asking for a friend


Yes, let’s have a migraine on expansion day.


taylor changed her spotify pfp while i’m listening I Did Something Bad. she now knows i’m listening stolen version. i did something bad. but don’t blame me love made me crazy.


How does that work?.. flexing for bi*** that look up to your girl


United Made more fuss about smalling leaving then Sanchez haha


Somebody’s dog just got hit on the road and the owner is yelling in anguish. I’m sad


Candles, Plants, & soft blankets.


i wear suites & heels everyday now .. I love this life for me


Day 1 of school: Jax shit on himself. So far so good


Woke up craving green mango con chile


Cooking Pasta, Netflix and chilling


"Tiktok used to be a dancing app" Umm, ok, now it is a tit dancing app. Welcome to Tittok


My August loan can be viewed in the system and it's over 1k already


landos officially now a formula one driver, so proud


GenjiGo gotta be the slowest "Go" there is.


can someone tell where can i sign a petition for sean to CUT his hair


I don’t understand locke & key ..


That spatial audio feature hit different in these AirPods! My beats didn’t sound like this!


Shenshano no te hagas voltear pls


Stop acting like it’s beef when really u just wanna hang with me but I think u ass


Ima walk the dawg a good 3 times before its all said and done.... And im talking dawg


Randomest people in my dream wtf


I am thinking of posting my 3am writings. Thinhs I think of when I'm awake at 3am. I should be working but I am just so tired


They can keep their tapin goals and insta likes. We will keep the Ballon d'ors


I want to get drunk on New Year’s


when i told my bf's mom i'm starting testosterone she got all excited n happy n FUCK MAN i wish my mom was like that


so rudely judgemental and you don’t even know me personally


Waking up excited everyday to say good morning to this one particular person only


lil yachty vibrating on that song


Tagging her comes with not only "thank you" but also "i don't know you" ......local man i has suffered


I love to see an amazing body it just does something to my spirit


Geniaaaaal


Already ate and in the bed because this time has me completely thrown


random tweet but i love @user and @user so much


“Carry me dey go, Jehovah carry me dey go my wife house”


demon slayer s2 and jjk movie this december


They way that she eat it I might call ha zaddyyyy


I love type A people, but I think it’s because I’m partially type A myself


Feeling slutty today


I just watched Bullet Train and really enjoyed it! Witty script, great characters and lots of action! Great fun!


All the times ive looked ugly ansd hes seen me


Why lil kids always stare at you? BOO, gah dayum!


Idc how hot it gets, I’m wearing my docs


Mano o Justin cancelou msm o show


I left my work headset at home


I basically turned in a bunch of halfass assignments for class and still got good grades on em


Bye bye Derek. Hope you don’t get murdered in prison you lil bitch


Talk less and observe more


They called me crazy for taking ohtani in the 5th round. Little did they know


Ew remember him messaging my mates niece when she was 14/15 asking for nudes


Nothing gives kick in the plums like dead system drive of your studio PC...this is truly a shit cherry on the top of my 2020.


U should’ve never doubted….now u can’t live without it


I wish I could buy my friend a car


Phoebe greets me at the door every time i come home and it’s honestly the best part of my day


Just seen a meteor too, crystal clear


Not me telling someone something 8m insecure about they start making jokes bout it


This boy truly is my soulmate


2023 I’m getting closer with God


#SonarQube is great, but in the time it took to set up, I could have read the code line by line and sorted it out myself!


Wahhh my friends keep snapping me pics and videos from Hawaii and I’m sad I’m not there on this extra gloomy day


i can’t for the life of me figure out what’s off with this painting I’m gonna cry


“Lyrical lyricist flowing lyrics out my larynx / Chubby competitor, quick to kick a chump in the chest” Alliteration in action


“YOU KNOW THOR!? Yea, tall guy. not that good looking.” Peter:


darryl this is ur fault. My woof woof


Why does Ray notice my thirst comments and nothing else


fah fah! pull up innat ert ert.. ert ert over kill and pull off innat skrt skrt


words of the day- ‘typical’ & ‘bombdiggity’


San spoiling the hell out of me today hehe


nearly passed out in the shower this morning. great start to the day


Don’t Write Me No Paragraphs I Will Not Respond


Southwest cancelled bae's flight home tomorrow and all other flights from SD into DIA or Colorado Springs for the next week. I'm so mad I could scream


Damn sorry ya'll, think I was hacked yesterday night


Ion like to ask twice


good morning mga kaclowns


Capitaru my beloveds


This social distancing is saving me on makeup and gas. Who else is with me?


me floodaram gore na DM


Ride the dick backwards while you hold his ankles


If we ever rise up from this dirt, we aren't rolling unclean anymore! Not capping


Stg I’ll be a bomb ass mother


i want to watch breaking bad but i need to do hw


finally gettin my hair donee


My mate got me a spicey new bra and it just came in. Pics incoming


44 days till "The Car"


The @Dodgers are World Series Champs. Just wanted to remind y’all!


Ibiza September is on surely


Who did that to Kwadwo Sheldon?


Dude so predictable . That’s why I don’t go home


Y'all niggas is wylin


i said i didnt wanna get involved in their shet why she textin me about it


#Hartlepool I hope our @UKLabour central office are actively supporting the @Labour candidate. Hopefully they’ve flooded the place and persuaded those #Brexit voters to vote for @PaulWilliamsLAB #VoteLabour


Good Morning Bitchessss!


No-one is doing more to drive up Love Island’s viewing figures tonight than the England team


I wish I could speak English


Chelsea growing into the match. Hopefully we can turn this spell into an opening goal soon.


SEVENTEEN WORLD DOMINATION


Some people like to be angry at something constantly. Mentally Checking out


My Friend Isaac did say to me Asian Women don't like Islam yep


I think i’m like -800++ kcal today, i’m sooooooo happy


i miss my friends watdafrik


me and dani??? like this


Swear every time my moms gone in Florida something bad always happens


Shooting my shots as a founder, to another founder. @sandeepnailwal @user @0xPolygon Check your DMs, I bet you'd be interested.


Find a boy who stares at u like ur the prettiest angel he's ever seen in his life


Please I Need contact on a very Good iphone repairer.. preferably stays at Owerri or anywhere at all so long as he Sabi work iphone well.


#MischiefMovieNightIn We’re watching again....


im that nigga wit or witout you , get wit it or get left bitch


I’m sorry but Boxer in White Lines is so sexy


We haven't really seen the worst it could be ... no body is being ordered to not have sex.


what if i leave the zoom meeting


Ashley Young plays at Inter?


$SHIB will soon explode!


I’m not wilding out like I used to , I’m not plucking trades like I do nomoreee


I just want all the bullshit to come to light. Because y’all some buster aaa hoes in general.


i got an email saying the lego sunflowers were back in stock this morning and by the time i saw it after i got out of work it was out of stock again


Quiero dunkin donuts


me & logan will be getting day drunk now


Dear Paramore, It ain’t fun. Please send help.


"You like to argue" "You talk too much" No dude, you say stupid shit and expect me to stay quiet


Who isn’t excited for the new season. I hope we win a major trophy. Be positive and optimistic


Still having connection issues


next tour i want to try to go to philly or ny


I wanna buy the new Story of Seasons


hi @ShawnAccess pls follow me


One really bad day at work and I just come to this acct immediately huh is this who I've become


Every pancake day I get excited but I really don’t even like them. Now I’m about to give up all the goodies for lent and be miserable until easter


I haven’t even worn half the clothes I packed.. torn between putting them on just to take pics or saving them for my next vacay


Ugh let me go to the grocery store


Our Dear Muslims, pls we’ve captained Salah


Getting shoutout makes me like a clout chaser when someone automatically followed me without saying a word and it's weird and odd


watching fundy stream while in art museum


Haven’t posted on circles in a minute, will have to change that


Wande Coal- Private trips


God is good! and manifestation is real


The characters in all American Can really forgive and forget bc ain’t no way imma still be friends w a bitch that took my football spot AND my girlfriend


Live your life! Stop worrying bout shit that don’t matter


From 0-12 to OT, well well well


Series will be 1-1 tonight thanks to Scott Foster officiating. Onto New Orleans. Ugh.


SEPTEMBER WILL BE A GREAT MONTH WITH POSITIVITY ! DONT PUSH YOURSELF GO WITH THE FLOW, REMEMBER YOU CANT CONTROL EVERYTHING. IF ITS HAPPENING ITS FOR A REASON !


I don’t eat nobody’s Mac n cheese except for my grandmas. Cause y’all Mac n cheese be nasty. Nasty and disrespectful to me as a person


Ok so is it just me or does ":(" have different implications than


Quiero un juego como The Witcher para play 3


I think it’s time for me to go back to the drawing board


blunt o’clock Rosebuds


I see you @ AlandWalker


Tried to catch a knife for the WSOT team at 44k, 75x did not work out. Sorry team.


aaaaahh que felicidade!!!


As you actually code, you keep making amends and develop better practices. ProShop ecommerce project is going good. Will be finished in two days.


I really need to bet 10€ on Vlahovic.


Ugh my lower back is killing me


report niggas page til it get deleted


Youngboy really be givin these hoes herpes and they really be letting him for a baby


there’s nothing worse in this world than being called hun


I’m so happy I got to see my best friend today after months


where in the bible does it say if i skip a god post i’m going to hell???


Culik Chimmon, dapetin Off Jumpol


My tripod broke


new celebrity crush unlocked welcome grimes


I’m watching all my money grow can’t even stress this


I love the moon but the sun is my vibe


This year has taught me that everything happens for a reason. A few people I need to discuss this with first, but I’m very excited about a decision I’ve made…watch this space


i love picking up with old friends after not talking for an eternity and it’s like we never stopped


Finally got my sextpanther up and running I’m sooo excited


You can be a Christian and understand your religion shouldn't make laws about the bodies of others. In fact, I find those tend to be the most Godly Christians, since they're actually following His Word to love thy neighbor


Victoria secret underwear will shamelessly let your coochi lips fend for themselves


So this is why la youtubers are addicted to xan


Denver got a gem with MPJ


Something gotta be going around, now my baby talking about she don’t feel good


Why Eth/btc needs to die A thread


even if we don’t have the bts mcdonald’s meal in the uk i’m still gonna order the same thing except fuck them new dips ig


i’m gonna start making some sad edit rn to get it out of my chest haha


Luka doing Luka things! A genius on the pitch #ChampionsLeague Stand and clap


So excited for this photoshoot on Friday! Stay tuned later next week to see what we get up to


No reason my car should still be in the shop


I had so little sleep, I'm running on fumes. Hope I don't fall asleep in that 6hr meeting scheduled for today.


reminder that if Manchester weren't so tight they could have signed young Benjamin White


School been on my mind lately … but do I really wanna do that .


I really don’t get the hype over Mardi Gras, however, I’m grateful for the break and king cake


I really need to learn how to control these urges to sh. I don't want to be a self harmer for the rest of my life. But HOW?!! Idk


Curvy stoner slut checking in to make sure y’all drank water today


Movies Tomorrow #Siss


As of 3 pm, we've officially reached FREEZING at Sioux Falls, SD. First time since December 14!


Thank u to all the friends sending hilarious memes today. Nervous laughter > just plain ol’ nervous


My body so tired omg


Thriller is 40 years old!


Can’t tell if it’s the shot tryna take me out or if I’m just tired but whew I’m already in the bed


Betting is evil for real....should've use that money for cold Heineken and peppered kpomo


Drove to Homegoods and sat in the parking lot just to dream about all the cute home projects I’ve started & cant finish


Spending money on food, and it don’t bust be sad


Can't follow anyone for 3 days, so says the TWIT.


Instead of saying I can’t when I struggle with anything now say I can, I will, I believe and I will succeed


Trip burrito from the truck stop


Summer comeback Hyo Sunmi Dasom Hyolin


Yo, You can do it!!! Today is your moment. Talk to you Later!!!


#YourHomeMadePerfect doesn’t deserve Roberts extraordinary designs. Safe option every week


collecting in the summer. dropping in the fall.


Bayern is the most selfish team itw


im currently in season one of my “hit rock bottom” arc and its not going so well guys


going to my first pajama party and im super nervous abt meeting new ppl


Since Elon took over, I have more bots following me.


S&P hits 3850 then a crash


More nervous for these online exams than normal ones


ACTIVE FOLLOWERS How many children is a deal breaker for you?


I need to go on a studio ong


12 string guitar calling my name


I hate that 3rd shift is even a thing


What do these words mean to you? —> Adapt ——> Overcome ———> Conquer ———————— A Short Thread ————————


… what type time yal be on


I really want frozen Reese’s rn


played 1 comp game and i already want to kill myself


Belichick trying to destroy the Pats before he leaves. First Jimmy G for a 2nd now Gronk for a 4th


I ain’t got time to be on the side. I’m a main type of girl.


Let’s normalize minding our own business


One year anniversary at my new job & quitting my last job


58 days til NFL SZN !!!


I can't believe I used the flutter orb with less than 20 coins to try for chance time, rolled for chance time, got 1st (gonz) and me in chance just to swap coins. I got 4/5 pieces but couldn't close it out


You niggas wasn’t thinking bout bowling alleys before so don’t make today be the day to start


Lemme Archer myself to sleep


I’m remembering that time an older man introduced himself as Rasputin.


lunch date w friend


some bitch hit my car this morning while it was parked at the gym


Imagine If Money Never Mattered In Life


Astros lost a Gold Glove shortstop and replaced him with another one. We are a spoiled fanbase!


Influencers- if you put your foot in your mouth, it’s okay to admit you are wrong and accept accountability. We live in a time where we are learning so much about the consequences of casual prejudice/bigotry. Set a good example for your community about being graceful publicly


New beginnings really on the way


I miss theforeskinwhisperer. Like who is this new guy?


Eyyy i finished the hound of the Baskervilles


Helloy @shreyaghoshal


Some battles are spiritual, take them to God and go to sleep


Lakers are playing like garbage rn


when i didn’t have a appetite they wanted to feed me all day now i got a appetite they never wanna feed me


Hmmm I got an email from my apartments saying I have a packaged ... Uhhhh I ain’t ordered nothing


And I also do not f••• with olives. Or octopus. Or green peas.


that one friendship you never wanted to end :nag end na nga eh


things are not daijoubu


Adding a feature to a hobby project *5 hours later* Hmm.. yea, no, that has to go


Be the best version of yourself that you can be. Be genuine. Be kind. Being the best version of yourself doesn’t mean attempting to exist without making mistakes or without flaws, for that is an impossible goal. Be true to yourself. Be human. Be YOU.


People that constantly make excuses for their own failures are destined to continue to fail.


I have absolutely no words for Lucien Laviscount in Emily in Paris. What an unbelievable human being


Man I hate to see that for D'eriq King, dude has been spectacular this season for Miami and been through a lot this year, get well D'eriq


the mood swings are the worst thing ever


Zoe kravitz is so beautiful @ZoeKravitz


GOD I’m Grateful not just for me but all my brothers too . WIN WIN WIN


Do I need to update my app? The hashflag isn't showing


Sending LOVE to everyone healing from things they don't discuss with anyone.


Eberton up for sale ay Ive got £4 in me arse pocket if anyone else wants to chip in


It’s something about a female having face tats that scream dirty


That at-first excited but then extremely sad feeling when the refund for your @Phillies tickets hits the bank account


Joyeux anniversaire Mr @user


can someone pls explain to me what a hotep is??


But my lighter that all of sudden found legs and ran away.


It was revealed today that Trump offered Sidney Powell a Special Counsel position, and that is more horrifying than any @StephenKing book..


At the age to where I just don’t give a fuck anymore about shit ….. especially if it don’t have to do with me .


I hate for big Herb to feel anything other than love


Slips & scripts ah getchu rich remember that shit


Only reason I've created a new account is to see what twitter rabbit hole I fall into this time


Sleep deprivation makes the world a very strange place


Definitely Had Me A Good Night Last Night


trying to become my brothers #1 podcast listener even tho i don’t give a damn about sports


Ohhh my Siobhan


19th Months


Let’s tweet in the comments like it’s 2016