How is Megan Fox real?!


UK colleagues! If you have your @ucu @user ballot please vote today! For my part, having dutifully verified my address and promptly notifying @CivicaUK and @ucu when nothing arrived, due to "an administrative error" I'm still waiting for my papers


Stop Nuff Up In A People Relationship Cause Yaa Go Shame


I’m mad that it had to be Jk Rowling being a racist and transphobic but people are finally realizing Percy Jackson is the superior series


I gave my wit and labor to those ppl for them


How many times is OGS gunna get bailed out by a 36 year old????


time to look at the fanchants and learn them by saturday


i think i accidentally turned my art instagram into a joji stan account


Got a f**king flat tire!


Hope he’s okay.. there were way too many knee injuries this yr


they kno when I get up, ima be the same one


Don’t apologize to me for nothing stand on what you did cause you wasn’t thinking bout me when you did it.


She seems very upset rn according to her TL & she said she has mental health issues. & all people are doing is asking for chances because she’s stating all she did


I know I’m not basic I just like to keep it simple sometimes


I have made an edit Reply if wanna get tagged


“White People Only” pool in South Africa is crazy


For the last two days I’ve been tryna figure out if I wanna just have girls or both sex


I skipped the gym to sleep yesterday, but TODAY?! I’m ready to be sore tomorrow


walked into class & said “it’s christmas!” n my professor immediately played ‘all i want for christmas is you’ we love to see it


Fuck this shit, goodbye, close friends know how to reach me


Eu n cnsg entender isso vtmnc


Todays group exercise was super eye opening


1v1? Anyone I literally haven’t gotten any clips for a vid


My baby is gonna be home so much sooner than I thought.


Ordered a cute case for my work laptop


they played story of my life at work today so i, ofc, cried


Me being an introvert is what I enjoy the most


I might be addicted to mini eggs. Send help!


Bruh when did windshield wipers get so fuckin expensive? I should be paying $72 for a pair


i hate tiktok stans sm i saw someone saying jungkook was a bad vocalist


Cotterill this is what you created


I want a life away from responsibilities and accountability at least for a year


Time I Learned you can run MAME with debugger over SSH


Stuck in a 3rd world country and I can’t get out


i’m really ina valentines spirit this year


I think I want to call my fans the Visionaries cause you're all so smart and insightful and cute! Xoxo


out of all 20+ shipments that i did last week i received like around 5 feedbacks and messages that they received the parcels safely


i don’t like the lack of politics on this tl tbh i want my other account back


Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people. If they care, they will notice. If they don’t, you know where you stand.


Just signed up to #hellofresh - picked some lovely healthy meals ...whilst munching on some Easter Egg


One man’s trash is another’s treasure


Tue Aug 11 2020 08:04:57 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time):


TMR IS THE RINA VS PORTWELL SPACE , PLEASE DO NOT JOIN GUYS IM BEG U


I see this social distancing situation as the vacation that the world needs. Unfortunately for many there will be no job to go back to, but if you have your health, try to relax and unwind in the meantime. Be positive and speak good things into your future.


Arrested Development just isn’t *funny*. It’s quirky and weird on the verge of funny, but it doesn’t tip over into funny. It just gets annoying...


#TrumpIsATraitor That is all


Idk if I want a location wedding with like 20 people Or something at home where my whole family can make it


Janjan and I were talking if were gonna buy the album for iKON, yet there's still no update from whygee. -


Officially Gonna be back a red head next week


i miss my friend sarina sm


Mga sir before booking avail my channel frst po thanks


This is an LGBTQ+ ally account btw. We don’t do homophobia here


Yo B.O.B just hit me to do a video


Yeah pasta


What a pearler @MarcusRashford boom


Okay guys. Ill start it today


I’m about to own the most lit trademark in existence... this one will be quite the journey


wow a digital footprint is one hell of a thing, hope unemployment isnt too rough Leo


/ ic among us ?


Blood Blockade Battlefront is a very weird anime but i enjoyed it


w h a t e v e r.


Hello findom, princess is awake


My feet are peeling who wants it


The CSU Application, "oh no it's broken"


the girls want me to be messy so bad


The sex scene in Queen And Slim


I have these two moots whom their tweets are basically thirst traps 24/7 & I fckng love it


People calling the tennis players #SpecialK - they do know what that is, don't they?


Really surprised tonight but when you have a perfectly good goal disallowed just before half time is a game changer. But we do look shite at the back at the moment! When do we panic?


These fuggin squitoes gon have to go!! Ain’t no reason that I spray myself, my clothes AND got the candles posted and these lil mfs still eating me like dinner time!


This “footle”game is actually hard lol.. every time my first guess is Kane.. who else do I know bawo??! And I only have 10 minutes??!


SITW refund smacccckeddd my account


Baseballs in my ear this summer no exceptions


when’s a girl going to catch a break......


Anybody up for some mostly peaceful protesting up there in #ROC ? Hopefully the weather dissuades them from acting up to the point of criminality.


I am social distancing but would love to attend #KimKardashianIsOverParty


My lower back did not corporate with me today


Only had my hair done for about 2 weeks and it looks like I’ve had it done for a whole year


Announcement soon...


don’t ever question my loyalty love .. i would never do you dirty


“I never sell for pennies” “I don’t settle for anything less than 100% gains” Just saw these comments. These are the types of idiots who get DESTROYED on days like today If you say this please just write me a check with your trading money bc you’ll lose it anyway thanks


And the built in fridges with the cabinet face?


Pay Attention to word play. IT matters


Nyland having a blinder. #CarabaoCup #lcfc


Ohhh waw


So I just got hot and had to turn on the fan cuz I imagined Hero leaning on the bar


If the highest death rate in the world and 100k deaths are a result of the U.K. government doing ‘everything they could’, I’d love to know what I dunno, making the odd mistake here or there could have led to


My dad called me and told me to not look at my 4O1k.


You are what I want, but Im not what you needs


I’m so proud of @quintabrunson I’ve been here since she milly rocked on every block


Aemond owns vhagar now


I refuse to look wiggy


$35,000 for a new truck 0 miles on it off the dealer. Yessir!


“dont you workout, why are you outta breath” tf


Nigga finally shipped my stuff and now ima be outta town when they get delivered


Been up since 8:30 last night and now going for margs with girls from work after working 16 hours


One thing bout me, imma eat good


Boutta "you hesr the new sza album?" My way into some ass


congratulations GOAT @derekcarrqb #GirlDad


this the first summer ina long time im not finna have to deal w’ a nigga attitude cause i told him to leave me alone about what i’m wearing & i love that for me


The first season of Friends is on and watching it with the kids (14 & 12), I’m realizing these guys are closer in age to my kids now than they are to me.


if anyone wants to know the craziest reason i have cried today… it definitely wasn’t over how good 50s music is


Yoooo shrek 2 in Spanish goes hard


i am fighting the urge to give ming fan the most possessive obsessive demon bf ever. bf: looking at someone? locked up cause ur mine


ohio needs dis win… c’mon bengals


Kids!!! When it’s wet and miserable out they spend all day complaining that they can’t go outside and have nothing to do, now it’s a beautiful, sunny day they won’t play outside ‘coz ‘there’s nothing to do’ and want to sit in their rooms playing with electronics!! I despair!!!


In A&E you really do see the funniest and strangest characters


Not my sister saying my room decorations are giving anime lesbian


I wish bucket hats looked cute on me. My head is too damn big


Everybody shut the hell mouth


How's everyone doing out there today? Tell us in a gif


This my 2nd time voting for a president... I hope my vote mattered this time


I love my boy nick but he’s being very mean right now. Telling Sabrina she wasn’t worth it was harsh


Struck gold on them bowls


cause this is definitely not that anymore.


Somebody say jollof balls


Goodmorning. Happy Birthday Mama Mary


Sitting here watching a couple argue with each other over who's fault it is they missed the bus When we all know it's @user fault FUCKING RYANAIR


been so focused on my props & rentals 2022 goin be crazy


Sean Hannity seems to be thrilled with the verdict


I’m having fun today at work


SOPE KBAB!!


God why do babies get so big so fast


Literally the hardest tat to do and y'all enlist the help of an artist that's been tattooing for a year


Changing your stan idol icon to one of yourself is a whole level, I want to do that, but idk


Happy Birthday @user ... Shine on Boss!


It’s the little things these mf’s do that you gotta pay attention to


imma be that guy to say it but pop team's s2 op ain't as good as the first


it's so hard to ship toxic angsty w/w in this day and age


Guys ok to buy $trias but don’t sell $vra in the meantime


The shots ain’t bringing my soldier back


The world is weird ..


Black Sabbath is the soundtrack in our heads while we make 202059 episodes!


the arcade game is literally freez at that part where i have to continue the lyrics of take my hand


unpopular opinion but pentagon will never be as overrated as mamamoo


Thank you Jesus for the safe travel


I am kinda ready to start doing nails again. Next set after this I want to try a set on myself and I know what tips I want to use


Someone just came into my job wearing a trump mask and it was on upside down


That Gronk OJ Howard duo might be Gronk Hernandez 2.0


It be the I miss you yo messages for me


I’m happy ok no mf can bother my peace


I’m so pissed imma miss the fucking Steelers game


the way i spent three hours trying to make a carrd and it suddenly refreshed before i could save my progress..thats some bs


Vegans/ Vegetarians Salad Recipe: -kale chopped salad; brussel sprouts, cabbage, mandarin oranges, scallions, cilantro, red onions & Ginger dressing. Thank. Me. Later.


Ana Day is in a week and I’m


almost forgot I had to pick up this girl wig


It’s so mf hot I’m thinking about booking a room with a pool


Keep in mind individuals have a disagreement and fighting has nothing to do with one of the many projects they’re all invested in


An entire nation had just one job. To get themselves a national anthem. Yet, all they could come up with was: "God save the King/Queen"


Learning that 70+ publicly traded companies received hundreds of millions in PPP means plenty other large corps received millions more. The loopholes are shameful for the true small businesses forced through a broken process. Truly unbelievable... and sadly unsurprising.


who wanna play some ow today and get to bottom 500


Young female. Entering Australian politics. Must be proficient. In art of lying. Deception. Bullying. Discrimination. Sexism. Arrogance. Narcissistic tendencies. Invective proficiency. Acting. Ambition. Stubborn mindset. No principles. Own a big knife. And be a miserable bitch.


Guys I want something yummy


I can’t wait to feel your love tonight


I am so blessed with the people in my life. How did I get so lucky to know you. I cherish you. I love my life.


Shon Got Me In Trouble


It’s tooooo fucking hot out here! My car read 117 when I got in it! This that be mad for no reason heat


I just bought a lunchable for the first time in my adult life


ohhh hahahahahah i knoww naa


I cannot wait to completely heal


Update : this is not going well


I used to get upset with my grandparents for being like “es que no te quería preocupar” and now I’m the same way


Finally, 10.7M~ Good night and Good morning!


DraftKings VIP Offer: $75 free bet Taking a stab and using this on Angels/Padres both to win from the Odds Boost section. Total payout $168.75


I got Jen high for the first time ever yesterday and it was the best


I’d just like to say thank you to everyone for the Birthday messages & greetings today. You have all turned a day that I REALLY wasn’t looking forward to (landmark birthday & all that) into a really enjoyable day. Even though I couldn’t really do much. Apart watch the match!


my main fiber intake today was from beans... and dark chocolate. thanks app


Cyn the surin to my marcus


Jesus help Nathi Mthethwa


Ok but Ariana’s song in #DontLookUp kinda slaps not gonna lie


Live and let's live. U sef know say my face show scara


QUIEN ME ANDA FANTASMEANDO


I hate that Facebook turns this :) Into this


Who else already failed the no nut november challenge on the first day?... Oh well.


Academics are going to kill us one day.


I can’t wait to get home to cook and finish my baby room


the transgender urge to pretend to wear a dress to prom and rent a suit in secret and then change at the party so my family wont know


Ohh snap @user back on Twitter


Watching Lilo and Stitch


I deadass hate having no car


My 8 y/o: Mom, have you seen the movie Constipated? Me: please tell me you're joking Her: yeah, it hasn't come out yet!


Its funny that the person that I was arguing with on this app like 3 weeks ago got proven wrong immediately after chapter 1067 was released idk if he was trolling or he is just a dumbass mf


Tory Lanez got some sexy music


Yo I only work 3 days this week


i‘m going to start a podcast about astrology and simplifying it / making it more digestible to widespread audiences while mixing in my own opinions and banter and whatnot hmu if u wanna guest star


now which one of my oomfs wants to buy me crystals


eck is back god bless


Found a wallet without money but with 2 ID cards in it, at a parking lot. Surrendered it to a security guard nearby.


Slept 12 hours straight and couldn’t feel more refreshed.


I retweeted every call out of a major groomer in our writing community, and low and behold, I started losing followers. You know what though, that's fine. I saw the evidence and he is 100% a grade A creep. Don't let the door hit you on the way out


I just want peace for my family. 2020 please


Full sensible estoy


Y’all still giving two-week notices?


I got 7 more hours of Facebook jail to go


This Dude told me that he taught his girlfriend how to give head and i asked him "who taught you?" Now this dude wanna fight


Can’t wait to catch this nigga lackin


i have a neighbor that likes singing, and I like harmonizing on the other side of the wall however, she keeps getting Spotify ads so it messes up her flow and my flow!!


Im bouta look mad sexy on this Costco membership card


I will take away your cock, your orgasms and your money.. without hesitation!


She's killing me , it's hard to sleep


Put in this situation, take advantage of everything. Come when want to run away from the past and used to do stupid things


people on the tl excited for Twigs... watch it be the same interlude from last year (just with the video this time)


My favorite jeans are about to tear from these fat ass thighs


My third just told me he probably can’t play this weekend and my other third can’t play anymore cuz if football which means I don’t gotta trio for this weekend


If love make you hurt and xrying make you stronger..then watt the hell I get when I get mad!!!


Imagine your soulmate being a python dev...


shawty got that garfield on her, that cat fat


All eyes on Real madrid, We'll shock you guys


stuck in traffic so i ate a 3.5 to pass the time, bad decision


I swear to you girls, I start getting dressed one way, use this one color and then BOOOOOMMMMM this girls are copying me


I hate South Dakota. I hate living here. I hate not having a support system. I hate not having a partner who cares about my mental health. I sound like a Negative Nancy, but do not care


1 thing for sure is when we’re together...we’re toxic as ever


how i just gotta keep working and theres no real precautions being taken at the airport


Arian’s girlfriends no longer my boy


Y’all really like them shits.


literally been sitting in Popeyes line for like 45 minutes


Noooo my lights came back on


You can’t speak on a story from the beginning if you’ve walked in mid chapter years later


Tattoo pain is a soothing pain.


Annoyed I was planning on going back to creamfields this year and it does not look possible


I miss when Jack Harlow was underrated, now he is overrated asf.


Was feeling a little low, so I did some retail therapy and now I’m happy


A pussy hoe could never THATS why I’m keep em madddddd


I have nyoomed through my week's workload in 2 days. Either I was doing something terribly wrong, or I was just hyper focused. I'm scared


I don’t do well when I find out I’ve been lied toooooo


my spotify wrapped is embarrassing


Salah almost recreated his first goal


i got a double shot espresso cause i felt sleepy but i still be hitting this damn pen


22 past due assignments, just how I like it


Ooou I can’t deal wit a dummy


How you can copy Fred Couples' tempo.


Completely ...done


my family thinks im weird because my obsession with anime men/women, LIKE DAMN it’s not my fault, just look at them


Today is a busy day, a great day.


That looked not good for the skipper


Straight men having all of these debates about Geigh men


LRT Good morning to... that


Anyone have or know someone who has a lawn jockey for sale? (That isn’t outrageously expensive.) I’d appreciate it.


only in competition w myself


Thinking ab the CPA exam got my head hurting


Not mention Sora is the final Character in Super Smash


Protect Your Peace & Keep Going


hi everybody come visit me cucks


I have found that I can taste colder foods better than warm… so I had to get a smoothie.


Was walking downtown sipping my Arnold Palmer and bumped into backwards hat JB in front of the Georgia Theatre


Today was the perfect example of why to keep some of your cash liquid. In a scenario like today, we were handed free money if we invested. When there is an entire market dip like today, it typically rebounds quickly. When it does, you will see EASYYYY gains. BULLS ONLY


i really have a super messed up body clock


We love you Aleah boo


Absolutely bullied for 25 minutes of this game and Celina pops up with a rocket like that


not my job having Way 2 Sexy in the lobby playlist


Bx take everything to the internet I hate them type


Milner splits Colak with a tackle….. mint


someone be my twt best friend


I spent like 4 hours with my dad Sunday and he can’t stop talking about it lol


Crying from the inside and outside el7amdolwah


Congrats to all the parents sending kids back to school today.. You survived school holidays


imma bust that shit


Q/A time I’ll answer your questions regarding the latest rumours and possible January transfers


i’ve been gaining so much weight it’s not even funny..


Luke T is making me sick


It’s been one today! My patience is thinner then floss pic string


i ask my bff adrian me: bro, i have a question, i want an honest answer. Have you ever feel na ginagamit kita? him: hindi naman, never. bakit? - awwwtts, atleast i have assurance from him, after all ng mga naririnig ko. kase hindi naman talaga at never pumasok sa isip ko


She asked how I keep my skin so clear and I said “I eat junk food and drink alcohol”


Just finished a huge gym session, i’m so proud of myself


#ElSalvador's "My First #Bitcoin" education project taught +10K students in 2022 and aims to teach 250k students in 2023.


This nigga really just double jumped my fucking checkers


I ate everything on my plate bro


Send that nudes Konibaje baby


The #blackpeople upstairs are so jealous stomping every time a speedster driveS BY


I had to cut some people off they ain’t mean me no good


We all have that one friend that turns everything gay


bleach plans for the new year so far.. - yoruichi - urahara - ichigo - nozomi


Steak, asparagus, garlic & herb rice for dinner


You know whaat, let me just take a few steps back


i forgot to wish killua happy birthday :( happy birthday killua ily


gonna be out at splash w my man tn hehe


if i listen to aachanek by siilawy one more time


Awwww Neo


bouta get high and binge watch season3 of Blood & water


I love Jendrik sm, he’s a literal ray of sunshine


This is a good mantra for moving out of our comfort zone: What got you here won't get you there. Here’s to new endeavors!


We have all linked up with someone off social media, fb, ig, snap, dating apps, etc… whether to kick it, fuck, whatever. Am I wrong?


So many edits with kai’s songs


yb dropping 38 baby 2 friday oh it’s up !!


aahh picket fence


Question of the night How long can you go without your phone?


That moment when some jackass randomly crop dusted you before getting in their car and driving away...


Why do people do everything they can to stay mad & never do anything to be happy?


i miss my stank stank


Riding with it I hope they don’t stop me


Playing with my sister makes me act a different type of stupid. . Save us all the trouble and just don’t!


Ya got height requirements to jump in the DM’s too? Fuckin hate it here


Would you be happy selling Mo who is approaching 30 and spending that money on Haaland who is only 21?


Those chocolate turtles sent me up a mountain


Ugh my summer is officially over!


I knew we should of spent money in bats @SFGiants


Folks Conversations Be Lame Asl


cant wait for skz in idol radio


TWITTER YOU BITCH I'M NOT A FREAKING ROBOT, THE AUDACITY OF THIS MF


Everybody rolling for Zhongli and I'm over here just trying to get Jean and Keqing


blueberry eyes in a week


Why are wedding officiants ridiculously overpriced…all you do is stand up there and read off your script, for $500!!! what a damn scam, I’m a gonna need to look into that and become one


Just got called the N-word by a stranger online. Ahh gotta love the Internet


Just cause you love me don’t mean you loyal to me


Don't mind me on the commute I didn't miss with resting asshole face the whole way in my Rogue listening to Wild Wild Life


I stg I won’t do shit for nobody unless it benefit me from here on out . So it’s a no from me everytime


Niggas have no type of morals


Unfollowing on IG when the list goes up to 745 is making me feel lazy filtering them out one by one. :/ I wanna clean up my list on Twitter, FB & IG. It's waaaay easier on a desktop than doing everything on the phone.


You're doing fine, you're a good boy


Prince Meyson YouTube channel no get rival for 9ja.


Never let another be the source of your happiness


anyone know if Tiger is playing in the Open? haven't really seen anything on Twitter.


Philip Guyler Together


I’ll be working 3 days a week in august


Fuckin you feels spiritual


Friend, family and couple, you are all three of them


Didn’t even give me my prime badge


If u fw them den dont fw me that’s just how that go


He needs to post that on his main feed tomorrow


Thank God for snapchat at least I have some things back


Baby finna be mad at me


The most used words in tweets by Conservative MPs in the last 24 hours were: uk, restrictions and


why is u geeking like dhat


Getting on the orange line train and the new cars came up


I think my bebu can only sleep at peace when he's with me. Sarap tulog nyan ah


Guys I RT only one piece per artist, it is kinda of unfair if you drop 5 pieces meanwhile others are only sharing one ok


Boi it hit different when you actually cared about they ass fr


My mom snitches on me but still has my back


Patagonia see you soon


Some of you are also f00lish and don’t have any self respect. You let people disrespect you because you feel you’ll lose access or something if you stand up for yourself. Were you not loved at home?


no because i really didn't post THAT much pictures........ anywaysssss spam is over. feel like i've annoyed everyones timeline enough


Alot of people who stood against you, are now going though their judgment, and want You, to help them out of it. # let them suckers fall by the wayside. # where's the sage.


Obviamente la Sutton Lenore contagio a Hugh Jackman de Covid


I just paid parking tickets that totaled more than my rent— it’s gonna be a dark New Years in this mf


I can tell Next Station: London by @user & @user is going to be a favourite in my house. I love The Underground and Poppy loves roll & writes, we’ve played four times this week already!


I guess Vic can go ahead and start his ministry. Good luck and God bless him.


Just a reminder that tonight's Forerunner's Mantle tonight has been CANCELLED!! Keep your eyes out for future tournaments!


Idk what I ate today but you can call me Jupiter because I am a gaseous body


If y’all don’t like me then what can I say...?


NA markets closed. Take care in the volatility. Have a great rest of day.


The 1 game you want cards & bellend friend isn't dishing them out.


Y’all when I say that workout BEAT MY ASS


Y’all pray for me my 3 year started to curse and have an attitude problem.


Is it me or are the guys just nerds?


Being a homeowner feels good


My chin hair growing, my ex use to pluck it for me


I’m so happy for Rita. This union will never spoil IJN! God bless them both


I fucking hate crepes. The first time I had them, I just wanted to HHEEAAAUUGHHHH!


I just found my old Spotify playlists and the spark they just brought. I got something brewing


It’s Only Right I Focus On Me


Let me make my birthday gift list


Do y’all not know what 6ft mean while In line at the store


A nurse bashing vaccines


My fat ass is having Cinnabon delivered to my job. Mmmmmm


Thank you for those who tuned in for yesterday's strum. Going at it again sometime tomorrow afternoon. Almost done with Crash Warped. BUT Crash 2 is next


Some bad news. Turkey nearly has lost all its pine honey bees (and Marmaris pines) and Athens losing so much forestation will make next summer even hotter. You could say goodbye to Marmaris honey (Marmaris şam balı).


one of my irls started reading rooftops i can wait to watch them get destroyed


Awww did the schedule all the way up into August


I feel like this could be the start of something [GReaT]


So much room for activities


I just booked a tattoo appointment for three tattoos


:0 tach 4 followers from 200


Stood at a cross walk for 7 minutes and only 1 car stopped


ya me robaron el tweet


LFC, WHO ELSE IS LFC?


Craving pho.


Q dor chata cr


I have running tonight.... and we’re staring over in Helmshore... I’m tempted to run because I’ll feel guilty driving ... but it’s 5km each way


It's halfway through 2021 and my parents STILL have not upgraded their cable box to HD. Here we are still using the good ol' coax cable


Stream today was messy, lotta tech issues and awkwardness with the new setup, but real talk? I'm fucking PUMPED to be back at it. Don't get me wrong, my body needs a nap, but mentally I'm hype as fuck. Working out what stuff I want to stream in the coming days currently


My job got us chipotle and they didn’t put any hot sauce on my bowl. My co worker says here’s some and points to the damn Tabasco


One of my favorite thing to do this time of year is to come home and put my onesie on


Even Tho We Are Individuals Life Is A Team Sport


I had to get rid of a bunch of slippers and stuffed animals Danny gifted me over the years


Let me go ahead and get on #LoveIsland twitter before Casa Amor tonight


Brexiters rubbed our noses in it and took pleasure that they removed our EU citizenships from us, even tho it did the same to themselves. Well, on the national insurance rise.. I have a message to brexiters.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA If you don't like it, leave!


firmly believe my grandparents are trying to find my stash..... LMFAOO good luck losers


In love with wallpaper sendiri..


Oh my god noooo Eddie Van Halen died


why I have a dream somebody set me up


shoutout to my dad for being a supportive father and calling me a slur


I surround myself with visionary people. Very important


I go hustle @DONJAZZY tire until I actually win one


my grandma get in the car calling everybody .. i just keep turning the music up


Eddie Howe takes out Saint wtf bro


i’m pissed bc i canceled a membership just to find out i can’t get my refund . a whole 100$


he was recording music and that’s why he screamed before stream and hurt his voice


I didn't #VOTE and here's why: I'm Canadian so I can't. But all my American bois out there you can and should if you want real change so go do it.


i swear my mom never understands anything i text her


Made an appt with my Dr. this Thursday. I want to see if I qualify for gastric bypass surgery. Fingers crossed


My gf says we’re all gambling #NFTs #NFTCommunity #mentalhealth


the #meditation sessions have to restart tomorrow, the energy been off


#saintsfc No end product from Edozie. Ever


I’m in a season of growth rn and I love it


I swear I don’t want to loose no more family


Gracias Real Madrid


Wild how these Bitches rip people off on here. Karma is also a Bitch. #HobbyLife


It’s crazy how things change in the last two month and we about to be in March


The state of New Jersey is considering restricting government agencies’ use of @tiktok_us to designated devices that are not used for other government business, emails obtained by @AlJazeera show.


makin gumbo for my nana’s birthday tomorrow


visuals + talent = treasure. what a gem.


Why does tiger look so klaar met die lewe


Oh right, in further good news: I made a creamy andouille sausage pasta one-pot meal thing last night and FUUU was it good


she overslept prog by an hour and a half but she will be EARLY to DOUBLE LOCKOUT tomorrow by GOD


Damn. Next week makes 6 years in the district… time be flying.


ready to move to the city nie


Imagine that you are faced with a limit, like x → ∞ and you have to work out the behaviour of log(A x+B) in that limit. Students find it difficult to find it to leading order, let alone 2 orders…


Bye Twitter See y’all in May


Trust funds, inheritance and family estates. I promise you there’s no getting out the mud for my future little legacy.


Bro I can't wait for v4


Reason why my man got upset with me today: I didn’t have anything to talk about today. That was my bad, I should’ve know better


Having my shit together is literally all I stress about..for my 3


Oh my girl never fails to deliver quality songs


Was trying to kill a mosquito while driving & almost crashed..


Just went into Starbucks without a mask and it felt like a national holiday.


Pierced nipples look so good


when only shindong ai misses u


I should've worked my way through school. I get mad every time I pay my student loans


This daycare really gets on my nerves! kids be coming back sick more than they get sick at home


Sometimes it don’t take a big meal to get full


nigga placed a claymore in the gulag


Cool it’s night hour


I feel old with all these throwback pics of SS


lrt all of u


i told myself i'll do the essay today but


no claim in an hour i consider it no luck, okay? thank you


Brilliant strategy by @user Get everyone riled up about the $20/mo cost for bluecheck verification, then drop the price by 60% to $8/mo so it feels affordable. $8/mo is a lot better than the $20,000 you can buy a bluecheck for


idk why nobody wants to go to Montana or Wyoming


No room for reels today


its looking like team sapnap rn


Fcukin ell Leeds


I misplaced my flash drive…. Hopefully it’s there tomorrow


Day 1 of no Nut November: I don't see why this is a challenge for so many people. It's litterally the easiest thing ever, especially for people with a nut allergy. Just don't eat nuts for an entire month, this month long challenge is gonna be a breeze


I wanna touch on you You see me in my room Wish you were here right now All of the things I'd do...


The Suns should trade for Jaren Jackson Jr


Just because some ppl don’t post about 4/20 doesn’t mean they’re not enjoying 4/20


See a baby smile at you and you can never resist smiling back.


Today I realized there is a trope I have let fall by the wayside wayyyyyyy too much. The MC wearing an item of the LI's clothing.


I hate being a good person sometimes because I really be wanting to do people GRIMEYYYYYY but it’s just not in me to do it


Nike. Why do y’all run the price up on utility pants


Actions speak louder than words and patterns speak louder than actions.


I always let a person go where they feel comfortable at it’s always good on my side regardless


Whoever tryna hack my IG can suck a dick


So cool to see your internet friends just going for it. Just taking leaps of faith. Starting the new thing they’ve been wanting to do. It’s awesome to see


I miss making friends en las pedas


Who can give me a ride to emo night tonight


I did not know George Clooney owned Casa Migos


Changed my @ from SantanaShushi to ThePlatiumAgent uwu


It’s so hard being strong...like God help me understand


i love nice deep voices & cool accents


Just wrapped up seeing Multiverse of Madness. I enjoyed it, don't really get all the negative reviews.


If it’s one thing I hate, it’s liars.


When I’m crying soo much that my eyes get swollen


Due to the fact i have individuals i just swing them if i feel like someone is too close. The man had the nerve to say “you hit me with your braids” sir you in my space if you were 6 ft away you woulda been cool


Lakini Rao ni OG, man could insult and demonstrate


comfy art stream today cos brain is tired. i’ll see u all in an hour


Fitch has appeared at the back door to be let in 8 times. Each time I go to open it, he runs away. His face is there now. He can stay out… little pickle


All my UK friends are hanging out right now and I feel so left out


told ronnie i was trash he said i was recycling


Think its time to hop in bed and watch behind enemy lines since everyone on the mf is scared


I don't fan girl very often, but I'm at the Bruins game, and @user is in the box next to me. Today's a good day


It gets better each listen #MrMoraleAndTheBigSteppers #Hiphop


Whatever you do, DON'T Google the Unsent Project and work around the site crashing every five seconds to look up your name and see what people have written to "you"


I’m not even an evil or mean person so that’s really what gets me then you called me a bitch to my face?


Rome is an insane city for art and history. 20/20 would recommend


UK bans China's Huawei from 5G network, company calls it 'disappointing' and 'politicised'


Can’t wait to go camping this summer


I knew I couldn’t eat that chicken early this morning


why would target already have txts next album


Doge should be rising today yet here we are. It's down 10 cents. Wrong way dumbasses


Midterm part II was almost forgot.


ready to see my man with this hair cut


Who would want to be at a hot ass amusement park in the summer and have to wear a mask


Ima GOD so I got him on his knees


if you’ve ever wondered why Brits complain about the heat so much it’s because they don’t believe in air conditioning


Wanna Kall up my ol lady and tell ha go pick what you want


blocking all sorts of people today


Live for urself and not for others


7 habits of highly effective people - done


ready to leave I’m hungry as fuck


Can’t wait to get a new car omg


I smell good af like


Breaks my heart right now that I’m having hard time getting set work as I know I’m blacklisted still for speaking up against discrimination and a producer who threatened me. I know it’s easier for them not to book me but it’s really getting to me today


i just found out about elliot page bro that’s so epic i’m


I see you, Alex. Be a good simp and go send again to Goddess


so far warrior nun would be better off without the unnecessary love interest


Every time a yt person tries to play victim, I make bank. Your crocodile tears mean nothing. I drink them with pride, keep crying I guess? Please, keep being loud + wrong + racist, fill My account to the brim!


Thnk u universe


RT if you have diamond hands


Fuck it I’m getting my other knee cap tattooed! I gotta be symmetrical


just had my last class with my crush


i hope i win, i want to buy an ipad so i can draw more freely


who tryna be my sponsor for these nails i want for my bday


I got some good news today but it’s definitely going to turn my schedule crazy


I think twitter can make me feel better


Best thing about being off on Tuesdays. Empty gym


Lisa Raye Mother Is Woah


R.I.P @user Your memory will live forever


I just hate it when Twitter sometimes doesn't give me notifications when someone is replying to me


Biden announces Russia Sanctions: No Amazon Prime No Netflix No Disney +


If you have a good caldo de res recipe DM me right this instant


Minted my t00b


If my AI lives in the blockchain, does that make it immortal?


Bro I got called weird for watching anime because I’m almost 24???????? Like bruh huh


Preorders will close Friday BUT the charms will be available for sale next month!!! And these wont be my only preorder charms coming so if you miss out on these not to worry. More coming


another person who I think would give a fuck actually doesn't


my big ass head is so heavy it’s hurting my damn neck tryna keep it up


Just woke up and still see Gaon slander this day on my tl


Love my Ty we always be on the same time ...


this dude was mad over a $1.50 extra on his bill because of tax


You guys are going back to work tomorrow? Sucks to be you lot tbh. Off til the new year


once i start looking at you different just know it’s a wrap


Hey @EdGlavin sent ya a msg on Instagram if you get a chance.


Was talking to myself in the store and this dude who was tryna go smack realized & walked away


I need females on my snap. Drop your @ lemme add you.


Jamaica gonna be so lit in July


We got a Gura update I’m so happy


Currently have 925 emails waiting for me when I start back working next week


Prayers to Jeff Dickerson’s young son this is heartbreaking


my friends are bullying me into going to slander pls


If youn like me stop bein a lil bitch actin like you do


The house still reeks of glossy paint. My nose can't handle it, getting a massive headache


5-0 Liverpool


Why always hear this phrase in movies ( god damn america ) !!??!!


Prosecute me why dontchya


I’m sorry I haven’t posted


why tf I'm getting all these friend requests on fb ... who talking bout me


that’s my baby daddy BYEEEE


For the first time, i haven't had any control of any situation that i was in this month


give robby a bf


Why namn ganon


Did you feel a little warm in the morning? I sent you warm hugs in my thoughts. Good morning and have a wonderful day.


fb marketplace is a scary place, I’m tryna sell clothes and half my messages are married creepy men


somebody let me freestyle some braids Thursday


When your ex from a year ago accidentally adds you to a gc instead of her new boyfriend who coincidentally shares a name with me.


Full moon dreams


Twitter change the layout back sis


If there is one thing I’ve learned from living in San Antonio for 10+ years is if the tortilla chips are trash you might as well get up and leave before you order


Twitter beefing me. I can smell it


Big offer on one of my domains today. Let’s hope it doesn’t fall through this time, @user


so happy to be mostly moved into our new home


I’m waiting for this gym to open that has a daycare & they are taking forever. I’m ready to go help them build the shit


Fuck Him Till His Eyes Cross


Transporters of ballots sounds funny


The way imma be having a date everyday in Ramadan


Sometimes I turn the volume all the way up and it still isn’t loud enough


bro I remember having a very vivid wet dream last night and I woke up very whore knee but now I feel very oddly happy for sum reason


Go to bed you witches and wizards.


Lets just go back to normal bro


Dear Self , I'm Getting You All Together


its 5pm, no SG. DHL lied to me


Where can I get one of those cameras that instantly prints polaroids?


You don't get the Presidential Medal of Freedom for doing your job. Cipollone thought Pence should get it.


I think I’m just about the only person who prefers online classes?


been tryna hit it all week


1 more CE, this one on Clostridioides, then I'll be live on Twitch. Tune in as I regurgitate everything I've learned in the past 12 hours with chat in an effort to retain it all


Another storm again power might go out soon Yay


So wanted to strim 2night, mentally i 2morrow may be better so much IRL stuff guys, but on the mend for sure! Talked with the hubby & things are going to look up I'm blessed to have him on my team! We are so much stronger than we know once put to the test! I'm so excited to be


I killed 1 fruit fly in my room yesterday and another one shows up. I HAVE NO FOOD IN MY ROOM. WHERE DO THEY COME FROM? AND WHY DO THEY TRY TO LAND ON MY FACE?


Homicidal rage on 4/20? The vibes just aren’t right


If @MSNBC is going to be nonstop Tiger, I’m going to watch QVC.


Soy insuperable


Gonna be working 4pm to 2am


Smack down vs raw in particular 08 was hands down one of the best #WWE games of all times


Bienviendue sur mon p'tit nuage, @user !


Just remember you see and know what I want you to


What do you call an angry white person? Salty Cracker


Low lie thee fields of Athenry, Where once we watched the small birds fly Our love was on the wing We had dreams and songs to sing It's so lonely, round the fields of Athenry


Ok but what car should I get


I actually thought poor Kirk’s head was going to explode. Not happy at all with Bama at 2.


Oh wait I think I did that


friends i'm super emotionally drained after everything that happened with bodi and i was going to push through and stream but i don't think i'd give you the best content if i did. i love you all and i'll see you tomorrow. take care of yourselves!


if you loved the meta weird scenes with lexi directing her life or kats insane fantasies but dunk on riverdale i don’t want to hear SHIT from you


iTunes for Windows has to be the worst program ever made You add a song to your library and it stops playing the song


Didn’t Gotham have classes in trailers? Dutch would never


You want, moist goat with whipped artichoke and kumara, garnished with corriander. 5 STARS O.M.G.


Fuck I’m getting old...my back hurts holy shit


Im in a bad fucking mood


RT nctfuIIsun: Remember when Donghyuck and Mark really started dancing to Firetruck when they heard police sirens sjsjsj babies {URL} my bad


It’s gonna be a good week / weekend ahead


Oga @user December is my annual leave. I want to go to Makurdi for break & I need Military Anti-Terrorist Permit (MAP)...


I read so much about international business in normal life that in my multinational class it’s like having a normal discussion


Issa Countdown


ranboo you good there?


When u get some money #one rule put yo mans on


when betty gilpin comes out with her book then what


I hate when I’m at the gym and someone around me STINNKSSSS


Lmao ok not watching any #shangchi trailer kinda backfired bc I fully expected a grounded Marvel movie


Listen, Runaway by Omari West might be one of his finest ever songs. What a gem


i order clothes like every 2weeks , i gots to .


Beautiful day to have a small cookout at the house


Ladies it’s Titty Tuesday… bless yal man with some random pics


The baby fever Tik Tok has given me for the past few weeks doesn’t make any sense


I want all dat


Microsoft keeps their eye on the bottom line, after laying off 10,000 they beat earnings 17B over 16.81B estimate.


Post a comment with a picture of your locked dick


We can't afford to lose people's life anymore!!! We can't afford to engage in a war against each other!! ፈጣሪዬ በቃችሁ በለን


I was supposed to get two assignments done, make a significant dent in my research, do laundry, grocery shop, and pick an outfit for tomorrow. So far I’m doing horrible and at about 2%


I am always your joy but you made me your nightmare..... You can't hate without loving...


I need recommendations for games short enough that I can fit the whole playthrough into one stream, max 5 hours to play through. things like Limbo, Inside, Little Misfortune. anyone?


you think girlfriends are silly? it be the boyfriends. tell me I’m wrong


Saw this trend that I really wanna hop on but I don't have anyone to do it with lol bye


We have to do SO much lesson / unit planning that is extra on top of learning a canned curriculum.. and I don't have ANY free/planning periods. Nice. Seems doable #not


Ronaldo kraaaa why he dey so


It’s spicy af outside


I see y’all in 2021, I’m still not where I wanna be


Welp! Cheers to a fun Tuesday night


Ashanti - Baby will always be one of my favorite songs


drawing the same thing and erasing it for 4 hours is so fun


i love interviewing—thrilled to share an interview, "Before the First Book," ft three brilliant poets whose work & way mean a lot to me, @user @user & Erin Marie Lynch, is dropping next week in one of my favorite online spaces, @user keep an eye out


When me self go star to Dey tweet I miss suya and amala


I swim w the fishes so my pussy taste like water


i over think too much- sometimes i just need to stfu


currently eating my first ever vegan brownie (thanks mum!) and i would maybe go as far as saying they’re as nice as non-vegan brownies...


I found a kings cake incense


Matt Western another legend! Proud of you all @UKLabour who I’m seeing for the first time. @Keir_Starmer began and you speak for the country


cleaning with my music on shuffle and it’s been a medley of kehlani


I just discovered something. Don Julio with green tea ginger ale


Voting on fannstar has reset! You can watch ads now!!


…back to the art.


This power shit wild


My neighbor just got a dog and I love animals, I really do, but this dog doesn’t stop barking


Aj teething all over again man


Shocking first half


who gave my big a license pls I’ll walk home


Forwarding your original email a day later will not get it answered any more quickly when we are half staffed. All you do is clog up my inbox.


Idk if it’s that I’m growing up (mature wise) but I really don’t be caring no more like I be so over a lot of shit g. Shit be lame and weird asl and I just don’t be having time for certain shit or people no more


I found myself such an amazing husband


#Abafundisi Most Pastors in churches are hypocrites


To the men who smell good, have beards, weigh 200+, and work hard .. i hope you had a wonderful day


Niggas always gotta ruin everything


So we been accusing Zo of touching the air cause I woke up one morning and that shii was on 50.. Why Diamond just called me n said she caught Zy’laa in the act turning it down


I got a weighted blanket for Christmas which I’m trying out for the first time tonight (hashtag amazing!) It’s a 7kg double but I’m in the single bed in the spare room as parents here, so I’ve folded it into two to make a single. Mum said that means it’s now a 15kg blanket…


this nigga said he would suck my toes


Hope it’s starts snowing harder than it already is so I can go home early today.


Guess who's wifi is back


Ok so can someone tell me how legit these messages and hiring opportunities are in my LinkedIn inbox?? I’m tryna see something


“wE uSe tO tALk“ nahh i used to reply when i was bored


I’m short y’all


really bout to stop caring bout shit that ain’t gone never change


my head all day, everyday: no no, don’t touch me there. this is my no no square


I see you @user still killing tracks


Just blow the final whistle ref these Brighton lads don't want it


AK CN 3rd Anni datamines are relentless. Wtf?? Just how much did HG preload ahead of time. I’m gonna have to keep away from some of that because I still wanna be surprised during the livestream… although it’s kinda too late since I saw so much already.


who want to invite me to their wedding pls? I have another outfit I need to pull off.


Life is different when all your chakras are open 100%. Past traumas and heartbreak blocked off my root and heart chakras. I couldn’t love or be loved. I have a different outlook at life now that they are open and giving oxygen (energy) to my cells


grilling since I couldn’t on Sunday due to the rain


Tuna has never tasted this good omg


I be tired as hell but somebody gotta do it


Sooooo .... I’m filling up the form


LRT: the most hardcore kalimba(?) that I’ve ever seen


The best part of the day is when Patrick announced it was 2:22 on 2/22/22


Laughing and Smiling during sex is TOP TIER INTIMACY


It's a tragedy for me to see the dream is over, and I never will forget the day we met, girl, I'm gonna miss you...


Do I sound how I look to y’all?


The price goin up when I finishing learning NKT


my bd looking soo good


Long as they keep Gee name out that shit… we good


This is like the school holidays for adults. Lie ins, Xbox, unlimited naps and junk food. I’m back in year 7 again


She makes me giggly wiggly


My past is dead to me...I only care about now & my future


I got a new schedule at work and I’m happy af that I’m no longer getting out late


snow continued to fall around us i search for you in my sleep i am a reflection of you -p.b.


The most annoying part about getting in a car accident is the THOUSANDS of spam calls and texts from ambulance-chasing lawyers


you ain’t fucking with no average bitch


Just looked at my 401k numbers


Passed my life insurance exam today


How to stop girls from blue-ticking you A thread.


If we got rid of all the margarine and spreads, this world would be a butter place.


No time for FEAR.. that comes later


Ig I’ll cook today


I’m already nervous for this game


summer better do me good friday i’m not playing


Positivity attracts positivity


i was so excited for today's mama but then i ended up not watching it cause i had to do my hw


If I had a big platform I’d use it to its advantage and try change the world


I’m low key excited I’m bout to be a boy mom


Playing a quiz game with a group of middle aged white folk and ‘names of rappers’ came up and everyone looks at me.


tomorrow gonna be another day, goodnight


You sha can’t be supporting this present administration and not sound like a


Ordered a new settee on the 22nd this month got told 15 weeks wait, thought champion gives me time to get my walls plasterd and new flooring down. Get a message today to say it's ready to be delivered


fck my ex , i hope my next can probably top a nigga


To those carjacking..yall on a another level of bum status


Donald Trump: wrong on the Constitution, wrong for America


Still waiting on somebody to tip me $500 like I hear they do all the time


My neck popped!


i pray that i’m all about my bag and focused on myself in 2022


i know alex wanna do my hair for me so i can be a bad bitch awinka wink


It’s 4/20 & Chauvin got 3 accounts of guilty


I rl be missing my baby.. I haven’t seen her since 2


Damn Scarlet Nexus ain't getting anymore DLC?...


Imagine being friends with kizzy


I’m taking me a hot bubble bath tonight to just soak


damn @CrawfordCollins where you getting all this money from


I didn’t watch united today, I can sleep good


sigh. just wanna go to the fair and win a stuffed animal or have someone win me a stuffed animal. miss those days


Wow I actually feel pretty good today


Me doles tantoo


Predicting rain doesn't count, building the ark does


oops mag 11pm na, need to sleep


Matter as fact u ain’t seen nothing at all


get over me cuz i don’t give a shit about u no more


Tbh I’m just glad I’m not the first person who unknowingly shit on camera during a work meeting


1 point for Ces


I have an Unhealthy obsession with Sour Patch Kids


I wish I could find a way to be unlove with you~


mf be learning some new words and then immediately use them in a tweet


I can’t remember the last time I had rest


I was going place a bet but I’m honestly tired of losing


Coming home from Alohi’s… is my body remembering it has to shit. I literally took like 5 shits since coming home yesterday


so much for having your boys back


In case you’re wondering blondes do have more fun


stop showing the love before the appreciation


Wer ist HYPE


I hate having an eating disorder... It fucks with your whole being. Just had a relapse whilst actually doing well for two à three-ish weeks.


watching wings final ending, that’s when you know you miss bangtan to the point it just hurts


So annoyed, I want them yeezy that come out Friday


Told my bitch i love her she ain’t say it back


There is nothing that Allah cannot help you with, so there is nothing you should worry about. Trust Allah.


It’s all fun having big boobs until it’s time to find a bathing suit


What would you do to become Mine? What would you give to be MY sissy?


My next project is very very DIFFERENT than anything I’ve made so far


Question. How does one adjust appropriate pricing for an only fans account? Asking for my damn self


How can I cash a check with a fat ass line at the bottom


vacation coming soon can’t wait to dip my locks in that salt water


i hate how every time i go to @dunkindonuts my coffee taste burnt


Rap Ooh i know u feeling this boy this that killer shit


I swear to god that fruit platter pfp guy is under every Jasmine stan post I see


Thinking of summoning @user best buddy Sir Jose Cuervo tonight.


Scott Weiland, Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington & now Eddie Van Halen. My musical heroes are leaving me


I be trying not to hurt nobody feelings but I’m really like that I’ll make mfs cry better stop playing with me


i miss ivano & his hugs


My nigga was getting ready for work the other day and he was just looking to good to me so I got mad


I'm not invalidating people's preferences, and idk if It's ethical to say this... If you're into visuals it's that's good, but if you're into talent cards please watch an encore or live stage first. Agencies are fond of using autotune these days


When you ordered something like a month ahead and still have to wait cause they fucked up on it smfh


Nigga I’m not yo bitch don’t lie to me


Trump called all Republican leadership pathetic. It sad, they will still fight for him


This is your regular reminder that monolingualism does not cure language delay


Today was so good. I gueinely have nothing to complain about


Theyre gonna make Jeongyeon the final teaser bcs she's the one who touched the rose in Fancy


I shot my friend shot at my coworker and saw an awesome movie with her


Yuvin reply a lot to comments today, hopefully one day I will also have respond him


thinking about my dear friend richard nuts we are no longer chums but he showed me a really good song and i will never forget him because of that


But why is nain noisier in Who is SONGS than in Have a Good NAIN?


Tired as hell... Working like 20 hours ..


ohio armys imagine ON played by the ohio state’s marching band


I don’t have any urge to drink but I also miss the bar, drinking, pool, my drinking pals.


Ima see mf BAD BUNNY next year!!


if you do hair , supposed to know how to do it all


I’m about to do some stuffed Salmon with yellow rice and broccoli.


I Can Stop Worrying Now


Chiesa is soo good


dnt count me out just yet


If only there were some simple, catchy, alliterative phrase for Tuesday, With which to search for interesting & exciting new posts on TwitR.


This year has been so mad but I’ve had a lot of time to think about myself as a person and what I want to do so I’m very excited to start studying a degree in Pyschology and Counselling in February!! Here’s to new beginnings!


The school superintendent saw her shadow, so that means the first 3 weeks of school is online


Now i know why i bring Jose with me to errands


Niggas lie everyday and I just be like mmhmm okay


It’s my damn fupa being used as promo


Today, when you're praying the families of Kobe and Gianna Bryant, also include the families of Alyssa Altobelli, John Altobelli, Keri Altobelli, Payton Chester, Sarah Chester, Christina Mauser and Ara Zobayan.


People that know much about relationships,are the one who is not in any relationship, buh when dey talk about relationships like this ,wa ro pe nkan ti won practice ni won preach. you will ask yourself questions,Awon I too know ,over sabi business center ,Awon olofo dede


this 5g not very 5g rn


She a runner she a track star, she gone run when it get hard


Forever 21 is meant for small tiddy girls only


Cole steady makes me so much happier and i'm forever thankful for what we have


Make sure you have backup systems in place in case your software goes down. @user is down today and its REALLY messing with a lot of service business owners. Two is one, and one is none.


jaehyun and jennie collab when


I THINK THE JOKER MAKEUP IS STAINING MY FACE


Boy I be 24 in 22 days


one call can change your wholeeeee mood


should i sell my top 3’s


He think he got the 1up whole time I got his homie ready to back door em


Stapy X Needle is hot


Any iPhone user way no Dey use Apple Music na android user


I don’t believe shit a nigga say ,ion care who grave you put it on


F*cking posers


Depressed watching videos from creamfields of me n leah fucked rolling around the floor


I really really love the scent of petrol, shoe polish, paint , and golden and silver marker .That is it


Michael Sheen: “Why did I bother”


If I love someone, I have the ability to keep my desire for them forever, as long as they don’t Fucc me over, I’ll devour them like it’s my first time, every time.


Now I just gotta do my corn bread.


if anybody wants a GRB ticket to earp expo, i’ll sell it at face value


Aaron judge with veneers


I really give up with it all endless cycle of stress and disappointment, sorry I forgot it’s social media let me put my brace face on


I’ve come to the conclusion I’m not tall enough to wash my hair in the sink i almost just drowned myself


I don’t see how y’all have time to juggle multiple people. Between my cat, grad school, and remembering to water my plants, I don’t have time for anything else


Excited to give Overwatch 2 a try Pretty bummed about the 1 point difference on Tracer but ya know.


u would think all the tea is in HR but it’s actually in the accounting department


some niggas really don’t b realizing that they girl a trophy until she gon to the next


I’m thinking this holiday weekend will be the perfect time to re-enter the fuck around era…….


we’re in 2022 & mfs still rewarming seafood in the office


“I miss you” send me a picture of you crying then


We have turned up FLAT today


Someday isn’t a real day. Never seen it on my calendars


Gotta taste for some catfish steak cut


yall just ever? jotaro???? yeah


I think I'm loosing my mind..


Idk but that chicken Parmesan bake from one stop today was sooo good


W/the number 55 representing success, progress, luck & fortune -Am proud of how the #DonKissFam finds joy in & celebrate even the littlest of success & progress & how luck & fortune are on our side for being together in this crazy #DonKiss fangirling journey! Happy 55th Loves!


omg my sisters here and im not doing my homework I’m gonna d!eeeeeee


Hey there @user Hoping to get a spin for @user new song #ON tonight during @user #Most9at8.


Oh my goddd


I hope the hawks win a game and don’t get swept


when i piss him off he know ion b caring i just start licking all on him


i saw other ppl doing thiz again


about to go watch romance anime and cry


idk but @user seems undervalued at ~20 SOL Especially seeing ABC at ~200 SOL Elixir is also A LOT more than just an AMM provider


God removed the right ones out of my life at the RIGHT time


Hand not working


iPhone 12 or iPhone 12 pro max?


next week i will be halfway through my courses and i’d like to celebrate


punch me in the throat baby


Thanks a lot Cali. Y’all’s fires are fucking up the skies here in Vegas.


making sketti


Teachers it's back to work next week


we just watched a hank green video in science class


Oh joy! Snow!


Why am I starting to understand micro when I got one week left


‘ you beautiful babe blow me a kiss


EXchange is actually fun to watch But the epi is long today


When you compare Facebook, Whatsapp and Instagram..I will choose Instagram for Best experience..


They rl took a migo that’s so tragic


"where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Me:Look, I'm just trying to make it to Friday.


I met the cutest child in the mountains today man proper adorable, I don’t know a single word of her language (she’s literally a mountain child they have their own language) so we were just communicating with smiles


Kyra not answering


I’m sad I didn’t get splendour tickets 2day but god I hope I can tomorrow


Still in shock to lose my mom so sudden


ill be so glad when all this shit over with


It said I was next and then it said redirecting and then it said something went wrong and I had to reenter the queue


Im the chosen one flowers never pick themselves


Drip quinkalla


I think this Indian restaurant might be really legit because they didn’t give me any utensils with my takeout


over ittttt


how i supposed to be happy about harry tickets when i be in my bedroom for a week


will kayden ever beat rap god on beat blade? we will never know


I can’t stand when chipotle workers are stingy with the rice...


Hey you there, random scroller. Hope you are well. Please take good care of yourself, ok?


#HouseOfCommonsSongsAndMovies Starmer, Ya No Say Daddy Me, Jezza Me I Go Blame, A Licky Doom Doomed Now....


Snoh Allegra lookin like a 4th stimulus check..


Somedays I wish i could wake up and spend my days and money on nothing...LIFESTYLE OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS


I’m 13 books behind my reading challenge for the year


i was on a walk with my cousins (one girl, one boy) and these two boys walking behind us said “I would fuck that” and “yeah me too” i hate men


nvm i love y’all, y’all cool and can dress , rate 10


Malcolm X could get it..


Liverpool are playing like they don’t know were mourning


Charge it to the game & keep it pushin


dying my hair for dkb tmr


Need album recommendations asap


Well, I tried my best to excuse myself from jury duty. Let’s see what happens


The passionate feeling of regret beneath the wifi


Gerard way posted on IG


me not wanting ppl in my business, saved alot of yall


How can you expect a reply after 5 hours... you won’t hear from me after that #nonegativevibes pls


manifesting tour tickets for all my oomfs


Oh yeah, as a birthday present to me. If ya got shit to say, say it in my dms instead of tweeting out bullocks. Thanks.


Y’all really be homeless tryna see who house y’all gone stay at everynight y’all don’t even ask just “fall aslp”


No Control is a fucking masterpiece and I can't believe that song is actually real, like, it's just so perfect?? Louis' voice followed by the others is just *chef's kiss*


okay goodnight i’m so nervous for my test tomorrow


I ain’t seen many people say much about YG album but its lowkey a go


they play with you kill em all, turn this bitch to ghost town


Somebody left their toddler in the car while they ran in the store. That shit don't sit well with me


20 days til im 24


Please don’t hate me, but I’m changing my schedule again. I’m still new to this type of thing and am trying to figure out a good balance between everything in my life right now. Thank you guys for being patient with me.


Another negative test big up me


I’m all baby hope I don’t gain no weight


Thinking about selling my Bazzi ticket to see Jean Dawson instead


i aint shit fr


pls i just want btob to be okay


My city full of gullible jack asses & I wish they’d stop presuming this baby is dead


I should've taken more solo pics at L&F....


Your life is gonna go on whether the people in it decide to leave


Was going to cook tonight but don’t even feel like it now


men will say "u were right" as a compliment like wdym by that


I need a drinky drink


okay it’s legit funny to see ppl online get mad abt girls bringing their boyfriends to phoebe concerts when like phoebe has been bringing her boyfriend along to this entire tour


Why are people coming into my mentions to talk about the vaccine


Loaner ass get ur own friends


444 & 222 following my intuition is like a scavenger hunt & the synchronicities means that I’m closer to my destiny


Where is Nakyia? I haven’t heard from her all day


Absolute shambles this government dealing with the Coronavirus. Schools & offices to remain open but can't meet in groups indoors or outdoors with more than 6 people


my heart feels so heavy hahays


Raider Twitter has done nothing but raise my blood pressure today...


thank you so much for favoriting my ass pic!!! tell your she’s too pretty for you and needs to dump your ass!!!


Only thing that woulda made this WNBA finals experience better is if Liz Cambage was present. Wishing her well, and can’t wait to see her play again soon


I Like My Niggas Chocolate & Low Key


Black clover ep was ...


Goodnight everyone! Sali kayo sa ongoing giveaways ah


She the type you wanna bring home to moms


Zimmerman saved #USMNT


Idk how I did it but I’ve officially lost 30 pounds


what if they have a muster in the U.S


The best part about coming home after the holiday is eating the leftover arroz con gandules my ex's mom made just for me.


I’m making that Cajun catfish today


I’m really a big baby when i don’t feel good


my skin is so oily today.


Bitch I’m a college graduate


Leaving for the airport in an hour


Heater close range cuz people are strange


nale is funny PLEASE not “I’m not on crack right now”


Kyle Walker’s pace is out of this world


Fck the rest. I’m outside now.


Nothing sexier than a man tilling soil. A man in a hole digging up dirt.


my 18 year old brother is getting tatted, but watch when I come home with my piece tomorrow.. I know my mom is going to give me a hard time


Spreading positivity is so much easier than being rude and nasty!!! live life happily


Let me gently kiss yo body & show you how much I miss you


The Messages you Ignore in your DM today won't let you send a DM Tomorrow.


Love this line from @MassGovernor noon update: “it’s hard for states to make decisions when they don’t know what the feds are doing”


Only complaint about the holiday was that Jack Black could have gotten more screen time. I love that man


I'm so stressed out every time the Korean side of the fandom wakes up...


when i say meanie i mean lily bc yes she is


Why do I see furries and big chunky huge gerthy penises in my timeliness. ig it's time for me to change


Now taking sugar mama applications after all this unnecessary money I’ve been spending


My mom’s boyfriend believes that the government is hiding the fact that humans lived on mars first and then we moved to earth after destroying Mars. And that the government hides photos of the abandoned buildings..


I’m bout to call in a domestic dispute on my upstairs neighbors cause WHY TF do they be so loud BANGING ON AND MOVING SHÌT… and this everyday


I like them niggas with neck tattoos


Ion back track I don’t miss nobody


There be hot women posting their ugly bfs


#ItsNotASecretThat I think you're cute


can't wait to watch the 1st black swan performance


I tired hear bout Covid....and I tired hear bout Messi


BY is showing out with the accomplishments today & i love it!


Pulled a muscle playing kickball on Sunday. Time to drink margz to numb the pain.


Middle of the day horny af


Biggest Mistake of our Generation is They Run Behind Pretty Faces And Ignore Good Hearts


Alright, so I do not watch soccer, obviously that is wrong of me. I only know like two facts about game play…can someone help me or put me on? Clearly I am the only one here not watching


I feel sick and I'm bored


What happens when I die in my dreams?


Yo, You got this! This month is going to be the best!!! Goodbye Beautiful~~~


I love my stinkkkk


I lose interest fast ,if u not showing me attention, if I feel like I’m forcing shit or feel like you on some weird shit you a dub.


Didn't think St Johnstone 0-0 Kilmarnock could be topped but that might be the worst game I've ever watched live. Both teams playing 3 at the back and hoofing it all game


I can sense a weak wallet about to send


Ppl with jeeps park on grass when it’s plenty parking lot


I am voting the best song #LeftandRight as #TheMusicVideo of the year at the 2022 People’s Choice Awards (#PCAs).


If you don’t bring up sex it’s makes some girls want it more


Bat andameng swerte sa Genshin Impact sa TikTok? How do you pull 2 5-stars in one go??!


i'm so upset, i wanted to order a MOTHER shirt from itoi's website but literally all colours & sizes are sold out. BAH. at least i ordered the pollyanna comic, so there's that to look forward to


People Show Their True Colors When They Have Absolutely Nothing To Gain From You


Came home from work and the Christmas decor was taken down


I found a tiny home on Airbnb


Hahaha that’s my krazzyyyy man


I’m going to get my Christmas tree tomorrow


Gilded Conquerer in around 3 1/2 hours! Now to help everyone else with theirs


found my old askfm


J. I said “I hope he gets you pregnant so I can shoot your stomach up” TOXIC


Omg this ref


girl to say i took care all my busniess today , busniess took all my money fuck..


there is WiFi on the infinity train right


Ighh jongens


deeptalk ihh


Bitches will not fuck with you no more but follow you til you die bitch if you don’t stop liking my shit and open my dms


Looks like Chelsea have got 3rd then, between us and Leicester for the 4th, that last game could be mad


Longest build guide yet coming in hot on Thursday. Didn't think I'd beat the mage guide for awhile, but here we are with another trophy


just finished singing my brother in-law Happy Birthday via zoom


go onnnnn 10-0


rod got so many concerts coming up and I wanna go to all of them


Aaaw, it’s really Jae Day


gorous big boobies


Some crab legs sound so good


Does anyone have the Spanx joggers yet


Girls night starts now!


|| watching season 4 of pll


I can not wait for Sunday and mine and ethans tattoo date


The amazing sensation of courage over a firewall


I promise you the power of prayer really works


Wonder if #thehundred with Andy Lee, will have more episodes then #thecube


Its 12:45am and i just wrote such a bloody good song Proper 1975 and chart music vibes


“You can copy that like a cc”


If you tell somebody not to smoke around yo kids and they do it anyway. You need to drop them ASAP That’s a easy red flag


Akosua just said look into her eyes and you guys are looking somewhere else.


I don’t know much about army but I thank you all for bringing social media aus to the mdzs fandom


another silly little day of tweeting to myself


WHAT AM I NOW WHAT AM I NOW WHAT IF IM SOMEONE I DONT WANT AROUND IM FALLING AGAIN IM FALLING AGAIN IM FALLING WHAT IF IM DOWN WHAT IF IM OUT WHAT IM SOMEONE YOU WONT TALK ABOUT IM FALLING AGAIN IM FALLING AGAIN IM FALLING sorry i’m having a harry breakdown


gotta watch what you put out in the universe. Its crazy but words and the tounge is powerful


Everything comes to those who hustles while he waits!


Pusha Y gotta stop talking about drake at this point...he looking real corny these days


HE’S BAAAAAAAAACK


I get to see AJR live in 18 days


First @stefondiggs gave me the Minneapolis Miracle. Now he gave me the Fantasy Miracle


I’m honestly sick of falling out with you bitches ion want be nun of y’all friend I’m to grown for that when y’all learn how to be a friend maybe you could keep a real one !!


i’m just accepting all this pain i aint ask for it


Ever since finishing 8th in the 100-yard freestyle which was a collegiate career-ending race, Lia Thomas has turned into a real dick


a fun part about establishing that connor's going to volunteer at an animal shelter is making a list of pet names


I’ve only ever had serious relationships with Leo and Taurus men. I must really love assholes.


Life getting bigger, no small faces


Wayne Hennessey is dreadful, gave Martial a goal


Drop ur cell name


Got up to 295lbs on the squat tonight yes


Gahdamn my son is working my LAST nerve


And now @Tesla is valued less than @user I’m not sure this makes sense.


Backhand winner from Rogers to save the first break point of the match


100 degrees in June, I hate to think about August


Not saying I’m crap at ordering food, but I think I’ve ordered the whole menu and payed their energy bill for the next month


No lyrics just vibes


Im going to get a degree just because nje


when did “deep” become a verb?


ngl, our students have trouble with technology & teaching them to type up their writing will take a longggg time so yeah I took action & typed up their narrative for them.


Taking a nap , I’ll follow back in a few


Some people really can't stand being wrong. Pathetic


Sitting in my office watching trailer trash tammy eat a Big Mac... is this what my life has become?


Just a smidge of cold air


corned beef batchoy....as an Ilongga, I'm offended


Take my lick & move on Ain going for no fuck shit


Holy crap Some good things never last


The fact that matt smith played the crown as king consort and House of the dragon as king consort as well. He is meant to be beside QUEENs. What a beautiful irony


Baecation gone be here before you know it


worth it - youngboy


i need to watch the beginning vod i’m so sad i missed the beginning


Casino got tonk ?


The writerly urge to give up revising at 95% and start drafting a new project


First year I won’t be at THON and I’m emotional, Can’t wait to watch the dancers kill it on the livestream


Outta school let me roll up ..


I can’t find nobody to do me a ponytail


Hello! Who knows any tips for adorable home? You know sharing is caring


walls mv top 3


pistachio ice cream for the win


It would be nice if cats instead of coming home with dead birds or mice came home with a case of beer or money


The market pumping while Elizabeth Warren speaks feels so right


need a bitch with autism so she can understand me


Cabbage and ribs


If you need any GFX done hit my guy @user does a sick job


His head? Knock it


people are fucking weird lmao bye ?????


Miss having long nails


group facilitation over zoom tip i learned from @user in silent solo working time, have everyone use the “raise hand” reaction at the start of the activity and lower it as they finish. silent marker that doesn’t rely on cameras


Ima need to go to a cowboys playoff game


Manifesting a boyfriend for the holidays this year.


What's the appropriate dress code for never being able to socialize again?


Last time I tweeted was in 2019 about Wendy wow so many things happened since then


I ordered an insane amount of milk tea in celebration


Out of my 15+ years of getting pedicures, I still don’t understand why they massage the legs more than my feet


i want to make an edit for chanyeol but my mood get ruined whenever i remember everything happening


A student told me I was perfect today. The rarest of wins. Not to worry, it will be balanced out tomorrow


forgetting to take my two medications with the worst withdrawal symptoms just to feel something


Hopefully see a new trailer for #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons Earth Day update today...


If I block you on everything then that means I have repeated myself too many times or had enough of your shit. PLEASE DO NOT find any way to contact me. You are wasting your time like you wasted mine. - Thanks Management


I hate when I’m watching Star Trek w my dad and it takes a horny turn


This songs not even that good but I been listening to it for three weeks


Thiago silver will play till 40. Man playing like a 65m Young defender


Not me having a country concert in my room


I had no idea it was challenging to get landscapers to come out and work on a small backyard project. Clearly they need something massive to work on


give that a bitch a quarter and cart, tell her park it


I pride myself on not saying the things about myself that you niggas would say if you were me.


San Juanico with you sa 2023


Back at LEM


I’m going to be hopped up on so many drugs tmrw


Only a fool doesn't fear adding a custom ringtone to an iPhone


everytime i make a tattoo appointment i always show mom the design and she loves them, she’s my biggest supporter


Very disgusted by the amount of cicadas I’ve been seeing, my parents have a huge tree in their front lawn and it’s infested with them and their shedded skin


hi guys i found out some news abt someone who i actually like being around and now im sad can anyone send stuff i like to cheer me up


Im pushing through the discomfort and starting to draw small snippets of that zine. It'll probably be a while till its done cause its upsetting to work on, but im starting in small chunks


Can someone do the “stop babe” in Iban version pls


ima take her to THE BOOM BOOM ROOM


damn i really think i’m in love with heather rose


will send feet pics for money


Why I always wan sum damn wings


fuck my ex, i hope my ex can prolly top a nigga


I miss them manhunt days


Practice makes perfect .. they are 9 and 10 and bout that time they learn


Juice Wrld better than your favorite rapper


Jeezo so many names on twitter newsfeed that have died...so sad reading that


Pitch location


Been having a good ass day until I almost broke my watch just now at work and I smell like jet exhaust


#askwxm evening guys... Watching on TV but with your commentary. The trick is to pause the TV for 30 seconds then you are both in line with each other


If you can’t sing ole red word for word we can’t be friends.


my dawg dont even give me drops he know exactly where these niggas be


I want the P***y Fairy ringtone but it’s so inappropriate lol


We burn bridges down, ders no razinava @user Thats how it shud be fr


I’m making dance tik toks today. I’m finally in the mood


Are you ready for Covid21 etc???


reply if you want to be snapchat moots and be added to my cool priv story which still needs a cool name


Manager: uhhh I don’t wanna work anymore today… say tf less sis


I think Twitter is messing with us again!! I've lost A LOT of followers that I actually interact with... WTF


World edge just makes my heart full filled


About to make this Tres Golpes


Wow this cycle really made me crave all sorts of food/eating like a fatass


why shouldn't I? I really kinda like the job I have rn


So I’ve decided I’m doing professional pictures now i gotta figure out what kind of shots i wanna do


Nigerians no get chills oh just look at Maduka Okoye's comment section.. it's really bad, most of y'all are acting as if you are too perfect


Kanye’s never gonna stop talking as long as every time he speaks y’all treat as breaking news


Made a bold new development with one of my OCs. First I had her get her eye shot out. Now I have decided. To shoot her other eye out, completely blinding her. Writers love making their characters suffer


#DragRaceUK is such a mess. Ru could have saved Pangina just like what she did to Kandy Muse.


You made me go hard in this shit you got me motivated


I have a weverse post namjoon would laugh at but I think he’s asleep so I’ll post later


I swear the first thing I would do if I became rich is adopt/foster as many dogs as I possibly could so they wouldn't have to stay in shelters


It’s so hard to buy @user steel books because he’s already bought them all


i don’t really care about celebrity relationships like that but i want kourtney kardashian & scott to get back together


So tension headaches are what I have. It is caused by a lot of stress, which makes a lot of sense


not my apartment almost burning down while on ft with ambar and ari


Bruh!!.. listening to jon bellion All Time low with headphones,the song is literally travelling through my ears


why are they suddenly roleplaying is this a fanfic or something


1st day back in the gym….. I’m


I don’t know why slim thug has been on my radar lately


One of the few things I've learned in the past 2-3 months of my lifetime is Being alone >>>>>>>>> Having friends who make you feel suffocated


The winners throughout history are the civilizations that best channel energy through time & space. Fire, water, missiles, bronze, iron, steel, explosives, oil, electricity...


Real gangstas ride in a LAC


Really fancying ice cream cake now after watching bake off


Ready to be in Cali next month on the beach at peace


when is someone gonna make that twitter iceberg because i can already think of the levels


I know I got a bad reputation. Walking round’ always mad, reputation


If you can satisfy me you gotta be Demon because that’s hard


I got my bf tickets to the basketball game next Friday what am I going to wear


V8 tastes like cold spaghetti-o juice


Cashin had no choice then, but the price is a suspension


Today I became a millionaire.


Can't wait for my trip to Greece


Paying $1000 for some shoes that came out the day before that were originally $100 is not cool.


im fucking hilarious because my best friend said i am


Today was so hard so I wasn't on here, but I finally did 2 things something I've been meaning to do for ages so I'm happy about that


Who wants to buy Super Meat Boy for me?


Tonight at midnight marks one full year without soda. No specific reason, just a challenge to myself to see if I could. The last couple of weeks I've been craving a Mexican coke something fierce.


Shaving my beard down tomorrow.


Roadtrip from LA to Miami ?


Will no longer be wearing open toed shoes to go teach. One student kept playing with my toes during my lesson.


Please send me my 19800,I want to complete my Benz money


The key to my heart is definitely fresh paninos and fettado


desleal


ready na for mtv


Lol Dakota god mama was pose fo bring him back this morning cause she had work


soooo beautiful my Bebe


i have absolutely NO BUSINESS being this stressed, yet here we are


I pitied this mosquito life which I just ended


I gin and sleep


Vernon has such a good song and Peta’s not gonna give him the choreo he deserves


He also asked such good questions about their creative process and all I overall really liked this interview so much


i be scared of y’all frfr


my feed is full of jikook, i love it here


is the magnus archives actually good? from what i’ve heard it’s really good but based on other things i’ve heard i’m scared


don’t play both sides with me… on my soul, yeen gotta spare me! no matter the bond, go with yo move and make it yo best! omm


Some niggas just wanna be able to say they had me and Ill never give em the satisfaction


I miss the days back in 1987 when I didn't exist.


I’ve spent the better part of my life taking my pants off so they Did Not turn inside out. Now I bought tactical pants for work that need to be washed inside out.


it would be nice if user harry underscore styles would tweet something


Wow I'm surprised!


Not me finna get drunk on Tuesday night cause fuck my life


Start my new DBT group today and I am nervous


Extreme next level barish


30 mins until the action gets started here in Hemel Hempstead. Live coverage of St Albans vs @hemelfc will follow kick-off at 19:45. #SACFC


I’m so nervous i want to


i changed my layout, i actually put in WORK for this


i’ve been MIA this week and i feel like i missed a lot


R.I.P. 6 Dogs


I’m not a perfect man by any means, I’m heavily flawed. But my heart good


I need you by my side ....... very therapeutic


ana love you more than my life


Chicken Alfredo sound so good


i got my addy back today !! maybe i’ll be editing/posting youtube videos again


If you’re not for getting this piece of shit out of office than you can fuck right off


NYC traffic is so unpredictable. I’m like an hour and a half early for tonight’s @ProductHunt meetup. Guess I’ll check my emails nearby


I only go to upscale expensive restaurants during restaurant week or w.e that’s called where you get two entrees for cheaper than usual cause I’m poor


Will be keeping every receipts henceforth before "I nor do again" bring false allegation #fearwomen


Okay, @fordnation let's go! 1) Told people to travel on March Break then closed schools just hours later 2) Told people to not visit their cottages and then you visited yours 3) Told people to not have anyone over for Mother's Day, then you did exactly that There's more


Fat spleee due to bring in d bday


Is anyone else still forgetting their mask when they go into the store or are you use to having to need it now


Pressure applying activated!


It was known as "Twenty Six" till today morning. Now as " Delta" it is slowly but with hurricane force moving towards the Yucatan.


S/o to @user for putting me on this blueberry sweet tea


It’s not lost on me that since Cancer season begun it’s been rain in the forecast almost daily


It’s my time to shine on some hoes


Can’t Operate, Very ill, Dammit!


Ate a ice breaker and the peppermint part went down the wrong part of my throat


Jags should hire Matt Patricia. Lions did great under him.


A guy or lady who tries to find fault in everything one does


I JUST WANT SOME FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TRAVEL WITH ME WHY IS THIS SO HARD!!!!


i want to play college baseball again


I FINISHED SEMANTIC ERROR YESTERDAY AND NOW MY LIFE IS EMPTY


Back in the days, we have "Iriri Aye" These days we have Gistlover blog


exiting out of all your tabs after you finish writing a research paper


i see my girlfriend tomorrow


Honestly I didn’t vote. It’s so much deeper than ppl think


Ugh Tom Cotton is next?


#TheCrown I can not believe the way princess Diana was treated like I’m really


Payet en 10


Send me gas money


I really miss looking forward to going grocery shopping. I would often find "inspiration" on the shelves and make something yummy and different. Now it's hazmat suits quick grabs and stress. It was the only way I loved expressing myself


Just spent the last 20 minutes tryna get my nose piercing in


Ugh I wanna know what my big character flaw is but I can’t ask


okay so if goose can be geese then why the fuck can moose NOT be meese


Your character is the circumsference of the whole body and that will tell people whether you are a good person or not.


"perfection" does not exist. Thank you


Big thanks to @user for me first sub in 2 years


One of those days for sure.


Boutta get my ears rinsed out


I’m ready for the rest of my stuff to get here. Photo shoot soon come


manifesting a good career


I may seem like I’m ok… but really I want you to buy the rest of my inventory for my store


I guess I’m in an episode, my room is dirty and I haven’t eaten


i’m seriously thinking about getting a house for my birthday at the beach, who isssss down?


I had to put my thinking cap on & stop being foolish


Also how about giving Europe ticketing info?


Every time I see a tweet about Super Tuna, I just go ahead and play it. Like, imagine Jin sees this and he yells at us for charting it


Not me telling @user about flightless bird and giving myself a breakdown in the process


Vander is very much an instigator


I just ordered n*pple & nose rings after saying “I need to save money”


Incase any of y'all were wondering... It's impossible to grow plants with a two year old. They get excited about the "baby bell pepper" and pull it off cause it wants to be held.


Slide by Calvin Harris is a classic!!!


I see your girl all the time all the time though


Ordered crabs from the tab they should be done around tomorrow


Another peridot


i only caught the end of the live but he was so beautiful (his smile


Y’all should just run for President yourselves at this point. Nothing pleases y’all


Morniiingggg!!!


I want your lil autistic ass to be mine today


Norwich are gopping


those military black 4s are going to be a problem


Cracking header picture @RAFLossiemouth


I really want bangin


Cause I'm TNT, I'm dynamite TNT, and i'll win the fight AC/DC damnnnnn


RT @user Put me somewhere no one can find me


Grocery stores are out of bottled water. It’s starting to look like scenes from the purge out here


$MRK if only 13 out of 23 voted for EUA that's not a good sign for full authorization. Maybe further study results will upscale more yes votes next round.


Unexpected off day today... having a reaqusintance with my couch


Thiago is back? Liverpool definitely whooping us on Sunday


quota ko sa mga haunty vebz for today’s vidyow good night


Telepathy game strong uh brother


steph will never see this , so maybe i want to give her a chance


this is beŸond. this is meta. the verse is the rhyme. let her sing to your sol


Steelers Twitter is fun today


we like to live, you like to show


Lia, Mia, Molly & Mone...I just can’t


niall hasn’t interacted w us in so long & i can’t tell if that’s good or bad


It’s Taurus season so y’all know what that means... It’s my time to shine


spending like 4 hrs a day and doing mom's office work for free and she still has the audacity to nag


I know what’s going on it happens everytime


I can’t fight the urge to put hot sauce on everything


I ain’t ordering shit else until I get all of my packages


Im really single.. oh


Im sorry if I am hard to deal/interact/ text with. Im sorry.


Karen is the only person who can tell when I 100% genuinely like something


Went from a check To a salary


Raven and I are gonna mots: 7 The Journey


Ain’t tolerating no disrespect AT ALL


Look da calourada check


Going to my bestie house when I get off


Excited to plan a date with my girl


Finally making my salmon rice bowl today


Those squad wey dey make we retweet for them to chop some women for this app top...we beg we dey hia videos. Thanks


Don’t forget about your career, and your personal and professional development


I really enjoy my lonesome, being in my own world I love it here


Sam’s given me their illness


They sooooo cute


pls bring back bts meal


Davido is a musician,not an actor...stop hyping his 10sec performance


Seems to also be a good thing when the local TV guys say less snow then the NWS means we get hammered. Last storm they called for significant and biggest of season and got 2 inches.


I’ll use any heart emoji except


U know what would mf smack rn, Thai tea with boba


I'm concerned about Derek being in the house without Travis now. And Alyssa seems to have it out for Hannah.


youre really just gonna sit there and take a shower? without me???


Kuz is developing before our eyes!


Folks cap too much for me


tried to crack my back but my knee cracked instead


We have a young player in the club who's about to become a free agent in few months time. won't be surprised if the player in question goes to the Bundesliga and after some stellar performances ends up in Bayern Munich. It'll be another egg face moment for this Football Club


The hype that you feel before your hair is done


Redonda estoy oh my God


What update could these #socialmedia apps make that would change your life? The update that is so needed, some might say it's #PracticallyGenius


my bby looks so beautiful. Nazar na lage


Niggas are fucking nuts


mother nature beating me down, my mood been fucked up allday


Adobe after:


girl I hope this new strain don’t mess up Mardi Gras


The Blair Government was the pinnacle of a gaining of power of a meritocratic system and that meritocracy has been reversed by the Tories @Keir_Starmer


kdb has lost the streets


I thought I couldn’t love cheeseburgers any more and then I put A1 sauce on one


Cutting up your Conservative membership card may and try to make you look all cool and that now,but why on earth have one in the furst place?


The worlds a strange place... We are small destructive monkeys that paradoxically created peace by having the power to end humanity at the blink of an eye. Yet can't affect anything in the small and dangerous world we call "global politics"


Think we promoted this heat team too quick. Bucks were #1 in the East even with a bozo playoff coach in charge. Keep talking Butler


You dont realize how out of shape you are until you shovel snow....


To put it into perspective for hun fans, a good few year ago celtic played Liverpool in a friendly, the anfield Road end Upper tier had to be reinforced due to the away fans dancing and singing during the game, FACT don't believe me then take the tour of anfield. huns


ryan ross always wins


why do tiktok stans ruin every fandom


You guys bullied me into changing my IG handle back to what it was


I just looked at cribs in Atlanta on Zillow and they’re for sure taxing they make Houston seem cheap


My fucking doctor hasn’t filled out my prescription for my meds that I’ve been on since I was 13, it’s been 5 days and I’ve have 11 panic attacks


the white year 6 teacher in my school dyed her hair pink


Loneliness is dangerous , it is addicting. Once you see how peaceful it is, you don't want to deal with people .


Some of y'all haven't learned anything in '17...


I GRADUATE HS TODAY


im not comfortable being in LM now.


I’ve been thoroughly enjoying “Legends and Lattes” by @user Just wanted to share that with everyone


It’s all cool til I nuttttt up


i love the sound of nothing


Y’all my kiddo’s newborn circ was charged at over $7k. CMS reimbursement rates max out at $215.


Outside lights are on


Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running, didn't make sense not to live for fun; your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb


I’ve had to let Moggy out again tonight. He’s been prowling the house, trying to hump my leg. He really needs some other stimulation. So I gave him a double espresso, two cans of contraband @user monster and a block of 80% coco chocolate.


We finna get paid


There is a clause in Jack Grealish’s contract that awards Aston Villa another £15m should Manchester city win the league. Congratulations @user , PL champions 21/22


My heart to big i wish i can just cut that shit into smaller pieces idk


Idk how i got talked into having a bbq birthday gathering for my son.


I got that good love you didn’t know


I always forget I’m banned from U-Haul until I go to rent a U-Haul. I really underestimated how annoying it would be


that shii fyeee


please can we leave already ,, i wanna go home and cry for a couple minutes and then go bowling


I’m tired of being among the toxic environment. Some might forget what is the point. It’s to solve social problems guys, not to find the stage like a performer.


Gonna go home and have a mental breakdown


Toxic ft. shitty mindset


when you gone learn i ain’t them other niggas


Spinel with black eyelids.


It all started with Pogba, and then Bruno’s brilliance


can we talk about all those airport accs tweeting out stuff that suggested a tour bc what was that


I’m in so much pain :33


finally recovering from the heinous flu. today I read in a lawn chair outside like a Victorian invalid


If you don't vote for me you're not black enough


mount and dew me


you still tryna hold that bitch down, boy you strong for that


You deserve a round


My hydro just broke our tile floor


Good points total for United and Motherwell at this stage of the season considering they're also in "transition." And on a fraction of our budget, too.


New YT vid Today


Holy cow, MDOT spends $25 million dollars on salt for roads each year.


I hope Lagos won't score a screamer tonight sha


If the glock ain’t pretty, ion want it


We are getting popped rn


Curry lobster


Astros pounding some!


Today I gotta go harder than I did yesterday


cats are the cutest creatures but can make some nasty things


Oh come on lads . This is just getting tedious now . At least one goal


Whats your fav thing on earth?


Rodney hasn’t been here in like 3 weeks I’m feeling some type of way, who tf does he think he is


No you can’t come back home , I done already blew the dust out the back of the tv for my new man game !


I should have been prepared tho cause they’re were rumours under posts after he went to Miami that orlando would be next


Kpop shop ni pon memalam dia nk bagi voucher rm15, i am not a night person ah


Just realized that next month on the 24th will make it a year that Joonie and I have been together! Whoa!


You ppl play ‘Telephone’ all day but never have the correct sources


People pay me to do weird shit sometimes... I love it


Thinking about that time someone I was supposed to interview never showed up, to go online and find out he was arrested for murder


Goodbye chainsaw man


i hate wearing fishnets so bad but theh look so awesome so i chadmode n ignore how horribel they feel on my skin


the bar for nctzens are so low at this point i swear


One winner, others wail


2.22.22 Happy Birthday Angel


glad y’all watching


SPY Fall


Why cant I punch hard in my dreams?


Holy shit. Just when I thought he couldn’t disappoint me more—. I need a moment.


Hope you get a haircut before you come home


If I ever follow someone who steals content, please let me know coz,


Unemployed people wake up and be like damn, I got rocket league today


Just got the reminder text for the kitty appointment yessss nights is getting waxed tmw


Life without lashes makes me sad af. IM BALD


1st good news: my mental health feels way better. Glad people got my back whenever I get hate for being myself 2nd good news: I feel ready to stream on Twitch again


Is it me or does anyone else wonder why it appears our congress often does not know how parts of our government work?


caleb and I were walking back from cvs (finally got my vyvanse please clap) and I was hungry and suddenly remembered these breakfast sandwiches caleb used to make for me. one delivery of english muffins later and I got my sammy


We spoke with some of our top engineers to get advice on some of the best practices you can implement in software development. This is what they came up with


If you have to ask your partner “permission” to go on a trip without them if they can’t make it, you need to rethink who you’re dating.


I got yo back!


heyyyy @1029NOW Can you please play #ToBeginAgain by @zaynmalik and @user Thank you so much!


My DL Homie said he had fun in ATL fucking bitches and nighas but his dick “feels weird”... yeah we def not linking anytime soon ... gone on take ya ass to the clinic dumb ass straight boyz


Giroudddd


1 more Liverpool SOT


Niall,,, who’s that girl your with


I really hope everyone is able to have and be with the love of their lives one day. The happiness and love that receive from my handsome is something I wouldn’t trade for the world.