Thanks so much to @user for being so sweetttt xx i hope i meet you at the manchester concert


Business Deal Tings.


I just found out that @netflix is taking Sherlock off again and I am not okay. I just got it back I can’t lose it again


just got cussed out cause I said ion eat fried chicken.


I’m bouta go back to sleep


When it's getting way too toxic "Just walk away"


Preliminary scans from Holdens MRI coming back positive and not near as bad as expected. Doctors did not see any additional damages that would require more surgery, and the area where the bleed occurred was bad obviously, but may not effect coordination etc as much as expected


Overdramatic colleague calls, I know it’s nothing so straight to voicemail. I send a chat “saw you rang, need something?” of course it’s no. He calls again less than 10 minutes later. Read the room.


Dion Sanderson


VENDO NIGHT DIA 01/02 !!


Rolling with long nails a real skill & I got it


Y’all why this man come by my house to see if I’m at work ……


I miss my doggos


My biggest flex is meeting Poch


Verity is honestly a 10 mate, Jesus Christ


Okay so we back to our routine


Good morning sayo binibini


noelle do not be wanting to go with her dad. like bust out crying don’t wanna go


Nene and Ozo children will be white and beautiful


Me : I should go back on Guild Wars 2 I still haven't cleared the steel and fire content. Also me : I still don't have my Skyscale... And either my Griffin and.... Anyway, steel & fire is now complete. Have to wait May 26th for update now


Anyone know any good bug killers? I have to get something to kill the little shits, they living in my house rent free


You can always count on the Ukraine to safe #Eurovision bless them!


imma need this weather to cool it down a few notches i absolutely despise walking home from class in the heat


Who get better laptop plug


I want to be called Special Master at least once in my life. #BucketList


the way bri is getting hate and fighting for her life and i’m over here chilling


I got so many compliments on my dress today


How do people not realise Amelia from chicken shop date is playing a character


Bro I know I’m overreacting but idk what the world and Instagram gonna look like without the Kardashians.


I asked my boss if we have the day off on 26th Jan and she said "Lena hai toh le lo"


2022 - BTC 20K Let see What's Coming in the next Few Years Right now Protfolio is 70% Down It's a Very Critical Situation But I Believe in Crypto


Astros came to play


No disrespect to nobody but yall got til 11:59


The war between Internet and study. Internet won @rajasthanroyals lost


Chauvin is guilty. This is a step in the right direction. The conservative narrative was once again, wrong. Best 4/20 ever


love beejay


Worst time to sneeze.. in public during this pandemic and when you have a mouth full of rice.


This next one is gonna be one of the saddest posts I’ve ever did


Will always be a TYONGF


Craving takeout. Who loves me enough to send me JustEat credit?


I just keep telling myself it wasn’t meant for now, knowing I wish I kept things the way they were


So, the same @SenateGOP who voted to give Trump a pass for speech that endangered THEIR lives and miraculously had never read his most vile tweets when a reporter asks for comment, now want to vote against @neeratanden for mean tweets...and they call us #snowflakes...


don’t worry about no paper cause I got mine stacked up for nights like this


HOLY FUCK I I JUST HAD GOOGLY EYED TWITTER SAID SO


the caramel frappé & french fries combo really be hittin


Need moots check


Bakit ang underrated ng peaceful, comfortable, and silent love? Bakit minsan (or madalas) nal-label 'yon as boring or invalid? For me, the kind of love that makes you feel safe and sure is >>>


Time to go teach now


I woke up feeling concerned about you today. How are you? Good morning btw.


Now that I shaved my beard I’m getting ID’d when I buy a drink


Police just killed a 15 year old girl


Important health tips... Don't eat pizza... burger... chocolate...ice cream without me


These Mfs done towed my car to the other side of the parking lot and ni talmbout I gotta pay $65


Dorathy and Vee will soon fight o


All my hard inquires and collections were removed from my credit


#HolbyCity was so good tonight


You ever had someone who (wasn’t your S/O) truly gets on your last nerves but in the same vein you wanna lay it low &spread it wide for? It can’t just be me


it get dark super early, so i be in bed super early


a little reminder that falling music video comes out in 3 days


Not ready to go back to work tomorrow but you know like #nysc "no option"


He was trippin, so I hung out with his partna


my dad gmfu thinking he finna half ass my lasagna w some “oven-ready” lasagna noodles


Twoday is Twosday


Quand elfe comprend que Hopper ne reviendra pas ..


si tienen a niall en la stan o support comenten 3 veces STREAM SMALL TALK


Ah hell my leave out done curled up


Thiago has been phenomenal tonight,


I can't decide if I'm actually scared of the Heat or if the Bucks really weren't that good to begin with. I hope it's the latter


Start cooking Jasmine Thai white rice...You’re welcome.


Snow Day! Gonna brainstorm ideas and make some shorts during Nap time!


today i ate a bowl of oatmeal and 3 sandwiches who dieting like me


And now here comes the negative post


when you ask someone for some personal space & they don’t respect it & push you until you’re mad then play victim? nah sis. grow up lol you telling the story wrong.


school bus dropping the kids off already, i thought the bell ain’t ring til 2:45


do you guys have any heavy angst ao3 fic recommendations? i love hurting my heart


I would like to know why my profile pic is blurry


Fucking hell, Mbappe TOOK OFF


Teum!!!!! Drop ur last copy


Maya out dress shopping and I can’t help but think about how beautiful she’s going to look


Baby it’s a must I get me a new car for my birthday


Drying you hair has to be the most hated task on the planet


Okay Kunehi Starbucks has been the best in customer service! They’re all so nice


I’m glad the happy Matty in Cardiff has continued tonight in Birmingham


had my first work cry at costco really hate it lmfao i already know everyone is gonna bring it up to me


Currently dragging my parents to a pumpkin patch for a couples photo shoot! Can’t wait


Just wanna go to a coffee shop and put the world to right with my dad


Aawit para kay Brian Kang coz he’ll be my microphone.


Kobe really gone. Crazy thing is seemed like he was just getting started, and God said "Nah, you done enough"...


I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks....tell them I'm outstanding


At The Lounge Getting My Tuesday Fix!


The pork chop ain’t hot I SAAAAY


I own 3 leeds players Bamford (c), Raphinha & Dallas. And they all came through


Relationship? No friends with benefits


Great start to a great year so stoked for what’s to come


He loves me i assure you. This time he ain’t smiling when he say it


I’m Rey be y’all bitches mcm on Monday’s lmaoooo


My nail color name for today was Patience Is Key & I it’s so cute


You are a pathetic excuse of a human being if you spend your time swatting people. What a stupid thing to go to jail for


I like taking unsuspecting people for rides in my car and seeing their reactions


I have two friends who call n check for me & vice vera... we don’t talk every day cause we got kids and a whole life but we are still good good friends, I love them for that


Also I just need a preorder on those new Metroid amiibo and the Zelda/loft wing amiibo and then I’ll be happy


Raffle entries submission for seoul starts today


I want a ideals honey turkey and cheese sub w/ a nice cold Pepsi


You are the first and the last thing on my mind each every day.


That Cranberry @Sprite hit different


Me: “Wow, it looks like crap outside.” My Brain: “Let’s go for a run.”


Still ain’t seen Spider-Man


i- i think i have an idea for a new layout then


I love supporting artists on Etsy


Love you regardless @ChelseaFC


Roku definitely has the worst customer service I’ve experienced in a long time. Not helpful AT ALL.


Nah cause the truth is I hope most men die alone


trying to find a reliable receptionist


I was trying to figure out why a guy I used to talk to randomly texted me until I realized it’s because I posted about my bf on TikTok


Sick of fighting sleep


if ur snap story ain’t one of the first 10 circles, chances are it ain’t getting watched


I honestly don’t know why I have hulu


stop unblovking me then blocking me again you are so odd


I've never heard a full TLC album and I don't think I'm missing out on anything either.


When you hoes being cute on ya valentines date I hope ya lashes fall off lol


Leg day is killing me.bith physically and emotionally


I need to stop snowing in blasted April


why are only like 5 of my followers active i hate this


Manifesting a @CrawfordCollins stream tonight


My IG tripping , any time I go and click on stories I haven’t watched it makes me watch all the stories that person has active and then It gets to they new unlatched one


Invest in yourself daily. #COMPOUNDING #AmbitionDaily


I GOT THE SHIRTS AND SOCKS


My glasses are readyyyyyy!


AAAWWW NIJUK!! my sweet baby girls


give some new music to listen to, my playlist are boring now


MINJU! good morning.


My coworker really came thru and made banana pudding at work


i'm about to leave and leslie goes live


Those with not the best grades at college …. Don’t stress , don’t panic . 18 years ago (I know I don’t look old enough) I got my 2 D’s and E. Done okay since


Luton v Derby is on red button


I won’t ever speak to a bitch that’s smokes black and mild


obsessively cleaning my room is my favorite therapy rn


Kind editing thoughts: This books I wrote is not hot garbage.


i just pumped up this old lady. she said she’s 81 i’m like no you ain’t girl you 54 tops. she blushed so hard. gone find yo a man’s today girl!


this week is mental health week, so why dont u message one of ur pals, check up on them, have a chat and try and raise more awareness for mental health. my messages are always open n everyone should know it’s okay to talk n it will always get better no matter what


Someone on this app. once said, "My papa dementia na fake, man dey forget everything except him change"


Need some human contact


There are so many things that I should be grateful of.


When you google search something on your laptop and then you’re casually checking apps on your phone and ads for the thing you searched for on your laptop appear everywhere...


today’s wordle and quordle have the same answer


Young bull


Skiing is not a cheap hobby


Hello tweeps! Rt's, likes and comment to gain more followers


Subhanallah back in those days they still using an elevator with a grill overlap a twin sliding door as a double protection


Watching CNN Coverage of the 2021 Virginia Gubernatorial Election Results.


Hope y’all smiling today..finding it tough at moments ...but then I throw on some music and...


Finally stating insecure, season 4.


Clean sheet and 5 goals. Light work vs a small club. Onto city


Not me collecting $1000 today from my bookie


Submission and respect are similar because you can’t force it but you can earn it


Everyone is talking about gist and I’m not seeing anything


y’all I wonder why it’s volume 2 only… what are they showing at the end


Bloke from apple busines “so if you order your new iphone 12 pro directly from us before launch you’ll be one of the 1st to have it” It’s almost 2 weeks pal. I might as well wait for the 12s now ffs! Lockdown means I’ve not got shit to take photos of anyways now


lrt I'm riding you instead


I told someone my age today and they swear that I was and still is lying


i rlly need to take my ass back to stilly


The way that my basketball coach thinks I’m gonna be fired up and ready to go at 5:20 am


Everything happens for a reason but Geesh


If I compliment your clothing, and you tell me where you got it from without me asking, that’s big dick energy. AND WE LOVE TO SEE IT


Y’all need to stop buying Kylie skin and makeup no hate on her but her stuff is nothing compared to fenty


FUCK YO MANS THATS ON YO BASEBALL CAP


actually Im so exhausted holysh... when I saw enemy team for todays match have double challenger player botlane I spammed like 20 games every single day + scrims... time to get some sleep


an opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion


yall have been drawing some great fat character art lately...as a fat dude im starting to hate my reflection less every day. thanks for that


Wait!!! January Still never Finish?


i literally have all streaming apps with nothing to watch at all.


time to listen to the mtc cd


Saying Nothing has Been Working out in My Favor


I’m never giving up my independence again


I'm going to work my ASS off this year both in terms of content creation but also in saving money so that I can travel somewhere all by myself as it's something I've never done before. it's gonna happen, I'll make it happen. let's go babee


WE ARE WE ARE TOGHETER BULLETPROOF


4:30 I’m ready for you


In my own world fr


This week on my OCD I slowly getting worse: I now organize everything into binders. And I feel at peace when they all color coordinated with each other


this summer was only good cuz i spent 99% of it with my gf


If I had a feminine side I’d probably put a finger in it.


So ready for fiesta next month


fuck my past, you can’t hold onto nothing.


planning this trip for my kid’s 4th birthday


Rashford that is UNREAL


i know for a fact kth1 or jjk1 will drop during ramadan


$MSFT circuit breaker


The prizes for Gotchi Mug's have skyrocketed! nothing under 187 $GHST


Church @ 5:30 , I’m back from the dead and back to take some ankles


Escaped that scam by a whisker! My God never sleeps nor slumbers


Look at the way Liverpool fans were singing the club anthem from their hearts before kick off. I’m really jealous


when they seen my hair all the bitches was like ooolleee him


Walking around in heels all day got my legs feeling weak af , idk how y’all hot gworls do this


Bee stung me just now. Crunched that mf up in my hand


wait y’all what’s going on


so y’all saying stuff is coming on friday? it’s nearly wednesday and no promo yet


1 like e eu compro lanche


Durk finna beat India ass tonight


Reginae & lucci been off the media that’s smart now they doing better seems like


CHACHA SO RAW EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS RAW


and personally i think his voice fits rnb/soul genre. or any sad songs cuz boy i tell u it damn hit your heart


If they are this mad with second week with #1... imagine with another week


Completely and unabashedly would like to say that I love the Tensorate series as it is v queer and plot heavy and v sexy novellas who deserve a bigger fandom


if͠ ̨any of ̕y͜ou ̡are góing to̷ náb͠ t́he "Spec̕ial o͝re͡g̕a͢no̷"̛ ҉from t̕he ̶g͘a̶r̸dèn͝,̨ . ̀t́h̢er̵é ͡ar͢e ͞pre-ról͠ļed͠ bund͝le͞s̵ out i̴n͠ ̛the ͘s̛h̴eds.̀ ̛l҉eąv̀e a͘ tip͢


Am I the only one that randomly gets teary-eyed because they think about their parents not being here anymore?


just woke up from my lil nap , i swear i be having to get caught up on my sleep from workingg


Last night members of the team attended th first ever #SWPYouthTrust gala, taking the time to recognise the support of our trustees, the work of those involved in community projects and to raise funds to put back into those youth projects.


One last last test today, the hardest one, so wish me luck


jits dont know wtf a gameboy is


Won’t see me arguin wit no broke hoe


Told my bihh if she want me, she gotta make timeeee


I’m still mad they deleted my original twitter


Give Black Sherif the artiste of the year already!! Killa Blacko deserve it Yes! Go check his new song chaleee


I know this quarantine got you bored asf so go ahead and subscribe to my OnlyFans baby


Obs ost album cutiee


Zoom is really making people bold... my mans just popped open a cold one and was like this is my favorite beer in front of our intro to graphic design class


I wish M&S would stop making tiktoks pretending that it’s actually affordable for normal people, one was showing a weekly shop at like £70


y3 spoiler idk how to tag on this website so pls dont read the below sentence please and thank u kiryu fought his son in law way before Yuta


Lovely evening, good company, fab food & drinks @user


Hey @user can you play "Seeing Green" by @user @Drake and @user We can't get enough of it! Thank you so much


i just realized that dreams birthday is tomorrow. i definitely thought today was like august 8th so i guess i was living 3 days behind everyone


there’s some trump supporters who live on fleming st near westmont. Do what you want with that information


Its sad o’clock again


An exciting election night. I voted for Biden in MA and I am excited to know if my vote will tip him over the line and let him win MA.


alexa, play fifteen by taylor swift


Picking up some steaks for the family after work


It’s the way management spell and say my name wrong that makes me wanna leave


Miss R****** is the epitome of overrated & pretty privilege , but I love her though


met the loml found him on fb and he has a gf... not for long


Seriously, we're growing so much in this account in a year that I don't know how to thank you for everything and especially how you have changed my life and how well received I feel. Thanks because I adore you and you have saved me in my worst moment of anxiety and loneliness


I have to remember to get my brows done Saturday 9:30am


does anyone think smglobal will restock ar tickets i need jisung's but he's out of stock on there


I miss the good days before corna


some roads you need to take alone ! no family, no friends, no partner just yuu & God


Also I will NEVER forgive some of you for hyping up Itaewon Class the way you did last year!! Because that shit was soooooooo boring and not worth finishing imo.


I’m putting together gift mugs for essential workers as a Thank You to them in hopes it will bring them a smile and let them know they’re appreciated during this trying time.


Is Popeyes Mac and cheese good?


Who has the new unicorn Alolan Ponyta on Pokémon Go and wants to trade?


5 Million dollars


ion wanna go out to eat fly me out to cabo


I might miss this episode’s live. @hulu will save me later


Twitter has just become filled with numpties desperate for covid to be an issue again. Should all disappear back in their boxes in a week or two though


Things work related are looking up


The Church of England is vile


can someone explain how i always get stuck behind the slowest car and always ride their breaks no matter where i go


Yes I get in Bad Moods ! I’m Human & I Stay to myself


#GM Future Fighters. #NFTFightNight Champs - You Always talk about Crypto Fight Club


Regretting my decision to sleep in and not stop for my iced coffee ..


Learning to Love Yourself is the Greatest Love of All


About to make lobster fried rice


Not stadiums/arenas asking for people to use bags no bigger than 4x6 and no one selling any that small


this my 3rd time getting my phone fixed within 2 months


I might play some more DreamLight Valley tonight


Can’t express how READY I am for @Cinnabon to open in Clifton


at the doctors office... think they forgot about me


Starting now I'll try my best to be more active here


So glad to still be awake


me getting pregnant with twins again will be


Why is Sebastian from black butler so fuckin hOt like gd chillllllllll ik u from hell bish but this too much


Fair to say this has been a good week for me: - Rangers through to the Europa League SF - Liverpool beating City and through to the FA Cup final - Rangers beating Celtic and through to the Scottish Cup final - Liverpool humbling United and going top of the league What a week


heyy, won't be active as much as I usually am this week(rest assured au updates will continue)...there's alot going on in my life atm, I just need a breather, I'll be here from time to time


One of the biggest changes I see happening in health care is the recognition of insurers/payer about the importance of #SDOH Housing, food insecurity - what’s the role of health plans ?


Technically I have two outfits for a gnf cosplay now that I have the goggles


I can’t stay mad at you , just wanna be next to you


im going to steal the queens magic scepter and wish for everyone to poop themselves at once


Hummels defo had 500 notes on himself to score first on 365


Rip l’OM


Oh my market been a coin flip


Fucks with myself harder then you think


i was off twitter for 1 hour!!! city and chelsea are out of the super lig ed woodward is gone juventus president has resigned what is going on


Carson Wentz made that Hail Mary look effortless


Bears making moves


System is down. If it doesn't come back up within an hour I can go home.


Comprehension is a problem


Ahmm...


How bad is your social skill ? Me: I don’t even know what to say when people comment on my post Yeah that’s how bad it is


I was able to look in my camera just now and genuinely smile..... haven't been able to do that for a while now


Mf be asking me do I know this dude and I always say “NAW” Then They’ll be like “oh I thought that was your son/daughters daddy! Me: I have the slightest idea of what you’re talking about


i wish pregnancy on everyone who sees this tweet


I think twt is out to get me cuz i have so many sp/am accs


everybody is getting shadow banned on insta, at least we all have bad engagement together


My new bitch I got should of been in a pageant


you're telling me a cast is just a sock with paper mache wrap on it


Need TBL to win! Can’t believe they the underdogs


Will buy nintendo switch this december


Thankful for seniors and consultants who lift us up during these trying times.


These fires are so scary and saddening


I'm craving a sub from publix


update: i just hit a curb with my front bumper


i’m tired of talking with peoples girlfriends, i need mine


Only one finessing Da Baby is @user #atl #atlanta


Thank goodness we can swear with acronyms. Hopefully I’m sinning a little less


rip tst' yohan


new skincare >>>> fuck YUS


Vegetarian chick sitting next to me on the train today threw a massive fit about me eating beef jerky, resulting in her walking up and down every aisle attempting to get a seat change, thankfully to no avail. Can't say I've ever complained about someone eating tofu before


I love your success. Ill be here to support you no matter what. You know why? Beacuse you are awsome


I'll say this again and again People don’t start supporting you until it’s popular to support you


just got 4 piercings


i absolutely hate the area of the bronx that I work in


Everybody got it in them But not everybody brings it out


Anon Gwinnett/dekalb suck n b8 session now! Hmu


tbh the new lee skin kinda


I’m a Leo, what’s wrong with my sign?


I'm kind of tempted to re-watch Friends again. I just need a dose of Chandler's sarcasm.


24! As I enter this age, I'm quite content with all the experiences I've been through, the good & the bad.


Might take me a bit to get to everyone’s messages my dms are getting filled right now but please do me your work and rates please


#BlackNarcissus silent witness music


Love seeing the @Space_Station flying over


Fergie time is the best time.... #ManUtd


The validation some of y’all need from social media is


This will be my last weekend free


looks like NICKI MINAJ will indeed be retiring with the CROWN !


if ur gonna work customer service all ur life, might as well pick a career that u can tolerate and in that case... i aint tryna be a nurse no more


Some of y'all kids look suspended already


de’arra REALLY the mf’er that DONT MISSS


Pastor Chris...


I want to do another 602. I’m nowhere near ready for this one (don’t have the time regardless). Maybe we start practicing for that soon though starting with SM64


ay hit


hugo lloris on tv


back on my hacker shit


on Jesus I ain’t got no more favors in me


Yeezy 500


I can officially cross kicking a head around a stage off my bucket list


I have ordered from pacsun twice, & both times they have had me fcked up


no allow dem deceive you,na wicked people dey sleep pass now


I miss salado food


Democratic majority getting presentations from Committee Chairs on Governor’s budget. For example, Gov cutting Afterschool Advantage program, which provides support for students with difficult challenges to improve educational performance.


My PTO went from 6hrs to 22hrs over night and I’m already ready to use them


Just when Chelsea switched up their game and it looked like they would put one in.. They conceded a third..


Why’s it gotta rain every mf time I get braids


WHY DO I KEEP HAVING DEJA VU WHEN I'M WRITING THINGS FOR CLASS? I SWEAR I AM LOSING IT Y'ALL


This month makes it 8 years The pain is still sharp


I enjoyed having hubby WFH..


You in her DMs beggin to spoil her. My left overs in her fridge, tragic


my suegra made me this bomb ass baleada it was too good


Always slacking till 4-5am that’s why I always wake up 2-3pm


Kinda wanna dodge volleyball and stream ow2 tonight


Anytime I got on the Muck boots just know it’s real money being made


imagine having stable wifi and not stressing more about ur wifi potentially cutting out in the middle of an online test, than the actual test


Humm.. I don't know.. In some way that is something really good


I Fxk Who I Want... Not Who I Can #MasterSwagg


Bang by @user gets me going


Really Dnt Be Demons I Dnt Believe It Tht Shit All For Clout


I literally just want a thigh gap like


I can’t stop thinking about this chicken wrap i had from tropical smoothie


mf prolly reads my tweets w popcorn laughing


Happiest girl in the world right now


In other news over the last few days my #rosacea has really flared up. Is quite sore and I’ve not even worn makeup for the last few days


Finna sleep the whole day away


a little toxic but bitch you gone love it here


3 points, +3 goals, cleansheet.


Road rave pt 2?


shout outs coming up soon


The security got him so we're good now


I like lookin nice and smelling good!


No one likes a mad woman but no one likes a mad man either


yall need to learn that people are not gonna stop camping for kpop concerts like if its ga either find a way to join or like be in the back


I swear Mother Nature is playin us, bringing out the blue skies and sun like that ...


i give up on trinna catch up


I dont expect my partner to fix me. That’s not his job. My job isn’t to fix him either. But it’s up to both of us to create a safe space to encourage self growth amongst each other.


It's transphobic to assume there's never been a female President


Well, that went as expected. Get me out of there


MFS BE EXTREMELY BOLD But when I act out I’m the bad guy


a road trip has been CALLING MY NAME


Changed my mind. Post the video game that I'm thinking about first and win $20! Go now


I wish @Arsenal would do something already. Teams out there buying and in talks and your out there like there’s no rush yet us fans are seeing the likes of Tottenham already strengthening


Free Brad Pitt


i’m blocking people today ig lol. since im the problem since im “trippin” , yup. i’ll do jusssstttttt that


quarantine day 8 and it’s taco tuesday in my house


I want d word


last 10 minutes are dragging


Figured out that one of my grants for college paid 90% of the cost for my summer classes. The other cost was put on my loan. A homie doesn't have to pay out of pocket for any of them. I'm stress free


When you looking for yo CA taxes just to find out they were intercepted


So ain’t nobody gone tell me how to get this Facebook money


My fat ass gained 6lbs


Every single shirt I own has a hole in it thanks to cats and their 20 shirt-ripping dagger claws.


So, I was doing some gardening with the long-handled hedge trimmer, tackling an evergreen clematis that had run riot over the deck and had pulled the guttering down pipe off the wall. And I cut through a coaxial cable that the clematis had pulled out from behind the pipe


Sitting down and really learning piano is never a waste of time


skz: comeback, japanese comeback itzy: comeback aespa: comeback satur: day


I don't like her new handler


This the last time Imma feel like this


That surgery got my gums aching like wtfffff


this morning's rant is dedicated to j/y/p/e fksohdjwkw grabe kayg hype sa NMIXX just to give them a crappy ass debut song/album


You bitches really pretty ashit


Jammy Red


happy birthday joanna!!!! i hope you have a wonderful day. thank you for being such a light @user


my mind is unhinged, and body dysmorphia is at an all-time high again. it's not even 8 AM.


It’s more to life than just worrying about being with a man/in a relationship. It’s okay to be ALONE ppl.


Ofc I get hungry minutes before work


Ok I'm done with smash or pass. Didn't take as long as I thought. Feel free to comment upon my questionable tastes


Yo guys also go follow @user . They are awesome of retweeting #IslandOfAgents info. Thank you so much


can we talk about ashtons vocals during Superbloom live!?!? the power that man holds


Fresh air hits different after a panic attack


mar mar done hit my car like 5 times with this basketball


One thing about me I’m very observant, and I don’t forget nothing.


I don’t want no nigga that’s constantly making me get out of character. If you’re the type of nigga that gets me to the point where im ready to put my hands on you, IM COOL


Two family photoshoots back to back weekends.. and the photos are


My sis, imagine having someone who will solve all ur financial problems without asking for s*x, his name is employment.


yaallah rasanya mau sayang sayangin jungwon selamanya hes so dear to me hes so precious pls i want to protect him forever


I gotta up my daily water intake


Wish I was addicted to a video game..


Fuck I’m starving I forgot to pack my lunch


sears stocks went up by 1 cent


I am about to do something I may love or regret, quarantine things!


I’m not that guy from a year ago I’m at a higher place


We've voted YES on cheqd proposal #4 This proposal restores the frozen IBC clients between @user and @user and is essential for smooth functioning of the project! Kudos to @user for running the relayer and putting up the proposal


I wonder if health teachers are allowed to teach about covid


I’ve lived in the same home for 27 years- going on 28 years. Never had a power outage until today


No Longer Sleeping I've Lost Interest


all i want is a bacon egg and cheese on a toasted plain bagel


I feel like If I reach out to u everyday/ often then you really important to me cause I really don’t hit nooobody up


12th to the warm up


I had a really disturbed night & have woken up feeling like I can't face the day


Hey @user how's the new phone


So many papers & projects


Ohh no it’s offside


Soon as shit pop off, aye bra pull that fye out; Hey.....


congrats to everyone who copped from the 4/20 drop


The champ is here 3 mixtape with drama & green lantern


Lmao why Tf sweetpea told me to kick rocks hoe ? We haven’t started in months don’t fwm fr


Pulled something in my back earlier I just had to work through the pain and now it feels better


2 more followers till 100!?! Spurs fans help me out


okay so this is highly specific but can someone please write an MG au set in a Bridgerton-style society, where Mew got caught in a scandal (so has not found love in any previous season and he's worried this will be his last) and Gulf is a bright-eyed new debutante? Please??


Shithousery from the Arsenal


So I have seen that shops in the US are out of toilet paper & Rodeo drive is boarded up in preparation for #ElectionDay. Let the Hunger Games begin and may the odds be ever in your favor


They both snatch my soul every time, I can imagine having them both together


I have surgery tomorrow I’m so nerves


My biggest flex is my priorities are put together in real life ! Just not for the net


I want that computer love baaybee


Got some of that hospital ice and I'm halfway through a cup


New Video Today....


Hope there is some kind of help for the kids with alcoholic neglectful stupid absentee worthless parents while they do distance learning


One month from today will be my second COVID birthday


I Really Wanna Know How Do Y’all Girls Be Getting That Grayish Black Toenail


Maybe the Pee Pee tape was in Trump's safe?


Interview in 5 minutes


Mfs will talk down on my name but forget I fed them and gave them money. Haaaaaa Issa sick world we live in. We gonna be good on this side regardless so hopefully you know what you doing


my pen been going crazy


Just got a shower feeling good


I’m in a snippy mood tonight because all I’ve seen across my social media is selfish people meeting friends with minimal to no social distancing and some of these are in tier 4 locations. I haven’t seen a friend in person in over 14 months because we’re following the rules.


Anyway good vibes ready to work :)


Let me get this OT


i’m the queen of sending a message to the wrong person


wait how was the streaming party??? i missed it


aight reinstalling Sonic Adventure and Sonic Adventure 2


Monterrey logró traer primero a 100 gecs que la CDMX and that's that on that


Thank goodness, i thought you we're gonna commit a crime


I was just in a full blown sleep at work


wow i only work one hour today


Demographics of Reasi district are super interesting. Btw Reasi is home to Katra and the Vaishno Devi Temple. Religious Islam: 50% Hinduism: 49% Sikh: 1% Linguistic Dogri: 44% Gojri: 25% Kashmiri: 18% Pahari: 7% Why are there so many Kashmiri speaking Muslims in Reasi?


Crown apple and coca-cola will have to do for now


Okay how have I never seen hairspray before


i need a volunteer to help me update my nudes


girls be checking your profile on social media before they reply your DM


bought my lil brother some christmas stuff and now that it got here.. this shit is cool, i wanna keep it


Pepperoni Ray's not answering the damn phone


I have covid >< Sorry, it will take me a little time to take care of my health and then I'll return to the commissions again


Grazie Milan missed my weekly depression


Don’t nobody stress me out more than my damn self


With buying a house, planning for remote learning, school closing on the first day because of power outages, and replanning/scheduling everything for school as a result, I feel like my head is going to explode


Early morning sex be intense...dick be way harder and better


why you flexing your trash ass attitude?


Omg $GME is killing me right now


Anyone else’s apex mobile make their phone overheat like crazy


This weather is so childish


Big big things panning out today


I will enjoying mc Kang Daniel


“late night mining stream” it is 2pm for you


I’ve been on the wait list for a tattoo artist for FIVE YEARS and am finally getting my forearm piece in just a few weeks!!!


God damnit the one place in the complex you could have a picnic and they designated it as the place folks pets can shit & piss.


This whistleblower Facebook hearing is maybe the most profound congressional hearing I’ve ever witnessed. Frances Haugen is very brave and very wise. We all owe her a big thank you for coming forward and speaking up to protect children.


I was supposed to take a 2 hour nap smh it’s been 4 hours


Maitland-niles is leaving isnt he?


Am slowly getting excited about our deadline day signings


way gottchhhhh


Chalk the chase, lead the race.


once you touch another bih, all feelings are lost


Just a reminder im Never getting covid vaccine, and im cool with that


- YES , T0 M0RE SKIN CARE!


Today is not the day to try me. Sincerely- Management


Woah! I've just seen @user and @user in the Ferrari Esports Series race that's being shown right now! Nice


If I’m ever in a coma and you’re thinking of turning the life support off, play the @itvcycling Tour de France theme music and I’ll wake up


just walked below two little cute girls on their balc & they waved and kept saying hi lmao. yeah im teaching my kids not to do that shit to strangers but aw


y’all don’t understand these past few days been hell


tl dead? mattia hot


Chicks be having boyfriends and a side bitch too...they so greedy


Haven’t watched The Office in months and this shit is slapping


My days go like..readings, class, readings, work meeting, class and panel talk


I kinda am shocked that 6k of you guys came into my Mystique stream to chat and vibe with me .


Playing MortalKombat is a stress reliever


hehe felt cute might get m*rd*red later


It’s been a fantastic 2’s day!!! Got the Wordle in two tries, killed my presentation, and had the best açaí bowl


I can open and honestly say my villian origin story started last summer


New comic tomorrow?


Baca ulang Following The Broken Road Back to You huhu


Wow Punch is #2


Sake of Post Malone, I for shun dey put my music on shuffle. His music makes me sad, so sad


still waiting for s4 and s5 bloopers


Cus we’re way too in love just to fcking let go


Who winning in a movie versus


Every time I try to record baby moving he stops. But then I put my phone down & he does a front flip lol


just ordered the apple watch from prime day for a total of $145 off (prime day deals & gift card)


just asked my professor if he knew the coochie man & he said he’ll find out and lmk


I’m going to take my babies on a movie and dinner date tomorrow


I spend a ridiculous amount of time on tiktok


Swimmysuits


See how the dark skinned British players are fresh


What XI do we want to see tonight? Assume Tierney isn't fit


Trying to do fright fest on a Monday night


Discord got the audacity to have a “online” “do not disturb” “idle” and “offline” system but they don’t have a “read” or “delivered” system?? Like mf I KNOW you online


well deserved bhie, more recognition for my friends' hardwork plssssssss


I found a spare two litres of perfumers alcohol at home today so managed to whip up a batch of sanitiser for our local shop to give away to those that need it. I know that it’s functional but I couldn’t resist fragrancing it with Bain de Caron


Hey all! Doing a co-stream with my good friend @user She is streaming on both Mixer and Twitch. Come watch us do some SMITE conqueef


done with my first subject virtual class. time to stream BOY


We need to tell Rose to start Mouki instead of Haaland.


he said I’m pretty


FOR THE DOUGH I GO NUTS LIKE KRISPY CREAM


My piercing kit arrived


I want to stay up for the election, I really do. But I’m 22 years old going on 73 so doing an all-nighter sounds impossible unless I’m drinking


You guys ready for my content?


2-0 vs FENRIR, playing vs @user and co soon


carnal said I work like a mexican lol


Eddie VanHalen’s passing today has me pretty bummed. On a more positive note, my younger twin brother and sister made it to the big 50. Not sure how they passed me lol.


Dat dick make me so damn proud


That Shit Be Torch


Just so you know I loveee, Mlb, Eah, winx, Riverdale, Stranger things. And some more that i can’t remember at the moment


Not the weed coming with DV packaging. Is that suppose to be a side effect?


the main vivy op is my fucking goat


Ever feel like someone else’s therapist is gonna hear about you and only one side of course and their gonna say.. “yeah she doesn’t need to be in your life..” and they drop me like a bad habit. I over stress about that all the time.


actually i don’t lik dicks bUT i wnt to cum by rubbing against Him


omg we lost power in the house but we have no idea why.. well ig i can’t do school now


Spooky Szn photo shoot


Feeling content is underrated #Content


Got my flu shot today


Earth is on an unstoppable Course of Ascension! The scales have tipped in Favor of the Angels


Two words ; TAKE CONTROL


i love how when he uses emojis sometimes you can tell he just types the word instead of searching for the emoji bc of the spaces


Cuddling with my dog I just an unexplainable feeling


When Izzy’s ex said he was a sag I HAD to yell “Sag men are usually cheaters” lol they’re not but I wanted to be salty.


Looking good as hell today just sent 5 niggas 1 attachment


Full transparency: It's been ages since I've had sex or had a SO. Grateful I'm not stuck at home with someone, sex be damned. My sanity > Dick. That being said...guess what's on my agenda when this is all over?


I wanna go to Disney world for Christmas time again this year


Wendy the loyal friend and fierce protector


ONE THING THAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS IS A MF THAT SAY “THAT PART” AFTER EVERY OTHER SENTENCE


I just gotta stick to the plan! Chelsea stick to the plan!! That’s it there.


I told Trav I went to the doc this morning, he gon say well did they say you was pregnant cuz I’m tryna take away your summer


Ok I'm on da grillo, see y'all laterzzzzzz.


My old job never put in my tax paperwork and I made THOUSANDS there ….guess who’s getting tax free money??


We have to start treating people the way they treat us


You have got to be JOKING me! @user 2 update has STILL not fixed the Talent 2 being stuck in PZB U mode!!! How the hell are you to use PZB with a fast passenger loco that thinks it's a heavy freight train!? And you also can't alter the MFD brightness


I know those who cares and those who doesn’t but we’ll still catch the cruise together


You guys… Fuzey is 3 years old


The Angel's are working hard in Babaylon. The war never ends.


Ima wait until HPD solve that Takeoff case but it’s 1 dude in the video that stood out to me


I told them bear with me but i lost a couple Teds


Ion care about the past, it’s me now


If my man not w me I wanna be on FT then


Bruh that was the weirdest voice I’ve ever heard in my entire life


I just hung up on my customer bc we having a good day today and you not about to mess it up cause your mouse not working


When someone hold you accountable for your actions now that’s sexy


If Yeen fwm lemme know that


One more year at Nugget


ion kno why but i love when ppl send meh they tiktoks


Once this rain clears up who’s tryna run some routes


Twit-Ta funny today


As if I’m changing from a Taurus to an Aries


Some Angolan citizens will be like ' that guy use to play in my TV also'


5-2!! let’s go


My favorite thing about social media is that they feel like social media


Ealeeee


man at work just came up to me and asked me if i got my hair done last night i was like omg yes u noticed?


The Transporter Marathon


I hate closing by myself it’s so boring


Ass tatted and nipples pierced in the same week...happy midlife crisis


i just want somebody that celebrates me like i celebrate others


Lawwwd this gringo can dance bachata


Damn, guess yall like em big


I’m very upset I just put my hair in the cutest bun I’ve ever made in my life just to clean my room


Ahhh my bag is on the way


Chyna White // Foxy Brown


// c!hannah wanting a job but realising she has to work shouldn’t be so relatable


So I can come to work in the morning in shorts and a tank but if I don’t change into thermals before I go home I’ll freeze? Sounds good.


Got hives today


Hey, if you're about to refer in writing/voice to a person's chronic illness, scars, bodily trauma, etc as "a defect" or even go so far as to fetishize such things, take a second to think about why you want to use such language. Then just don't use it at all and stfu


"I'll never need another lens after this one" -said no photographer ever.


These people really blew me


I made the best 3 berry salad last night. I could eat that shit everyday. Spinach, berries, walnuts, chicken and feta cheese. Oof what a combo


if you didn’t want me following ya homeboy you shouldn’t of tagged him


Don’t mind me, just working on the 4 Cc’s of life


4 acting #OscarNominations2023 going to Asian actors and none of them is Scarlett Johansson? STAY WINNING


Cheers to @Tim_Burgess for the inspiration and tips. Tune into @Franz_Ferdinand listening party tonight at 10pm


Craving for manggang hilaw and bagoong


I guess you pose to just let ‘em think you dumb ??


the fights went crazy


Is there anything else that COVID wants to mess up for my sons first?


last exam and last drill .


no longer blocking people after we argue. keep checking up i’m fine thank you


I'm gonna take today to lay around and knit, watch old movies from my childhood, and imagine I'm cuddling into a nice warm chest


I just wish Tiger Woods a speedy recovery, and the same wish goes to everyone else who needs it today


Every morning i fight demons just so i have the will to go to work


Need some pretty pussy in my mouth


Having real tech issues sucks wfh


I cut the music up on purpose and this nigga starts TALKIN LOUDER


switched over to seraph in ffxiv so I can get the road to 80 xp on my one whole job that is still level 70


Doeu, oh se doeu


The way fans & players hate/dislike Mac Jones already in his rookie year is honestly hilarious


WELCOME TO THE 2021 OHTANI GAME


Focus on your accomplishments and not your down falls


These acronyms really worked out! I now have Dark Aspects of Nintendo Games (DANG) and Dark Aspects Mini (DAM)


enhypen anniv and kaeya's birthday


Lampard this griezman that


My mom & my godmother were on the phone the other night and I overheard my godmother say “Trinity has every reason to be conceited & self centered but she has such a sweet spirit and is one of the most sweet caring, humble, & selfless young people I know”... she spittin


The ignorant are always jealous of the gifted. Watching the new “Witcher” series and though that was a dope phrase.


Downloading BTS on beat saber and getting my brother into their music


Also on another good note I won a raffle! A $50 Texas Roadhouse gift card!


Headed to SoCal with Vman right now for Summit


reply if you have dream beanie pfp im following people who have it


I hate thirst niggas


Matt Hancock just won’t go away!


i’m booked for four shoots this week


The people have had it/all Biden administration.Jen Psaki can’t even condemn the actions against Kristan C.( in the freaking bathroom) along with our weak and disgusting president,just give some weak response and then move forward-everyday this administration makes you want to


Boyfriend of almost four years doesn’t know my middle name


Just heard someone say “I guess people don’t like Billy Idol anymore”


I be really knowing what’s goin on I just ask questions to see what you gone say


5 guys for dinner


Mom makes the best soups I swear


Whats the point of me having to go to school for 2 hours of absolutely dogshit borin ass class tomorrow ?


i don’t need no check ups from nobody I’m not in tune with. I’m good, I’m great.


tired of takin dese niggas hoes


new relationship guidelines ep


Never felt heart break like it till Lils crying that she wants to stay with me rather than nursery


my baby made 6 weeks today


Lmfaooo I hate remembering that I didn’t take the meat out of the freezer to defrost mid shift and then end up having to make dinner at 10 pm


To my new friends(followers) if you follow me then unfollow me i will also unfollow you,but welcome


aight yall mfs ready for uhhh THREAD this one i wrote for cole a couple months ago ily cole


I’m like Lamar with the Visor I been inna Field


Going live at 5:30 pm with a very special Breath of the Wild stream with @user The community challenge was completed which means we will be playing BOTW with one joycon each! The fucked on meter will of course be running. This is Dalton’s last Tuesday Night Nostalgia


Announcing November’s Employee of the Month tonight!


now ….. i hope i get my ps5 before the game comes out because i don’t want to be spoiled on the gameplay


Stock market active as hell even after hours.... wondering what tomorrow will look like


“Idc how many pics you post” That’s why you can’t post these niggas


im wearing matching pjs to vote


Got someone fired today


˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ miscellaneous gold


the way kylie is a better model


Chrisean Rock Will be killed or come up dead If she keeps acting Literally!!! #priceoffame


Sheesh, NY trip fucked up my pockets but at least I have fire ass hash to last me til payday so it’s not that bad, but if I didn’t I’d be hot


I made a way Fah myself


The last week may have been chaotic as hell for me but I am genuinely excited after yesterday for the things to come regarding art and my content


Is giving him hell My Friend.


Goal this year is to get my damn passport


the problem with having a variety of snacks in the house is i can never decide which one i want


When your girl gets an anonymous gift and you tell her it's from you.


Researching raspberry leaf tea


Ashwin in place of bishnoi


Razz u broke my heart


i’m weak @ the fact we had earthquake and none of us knew


Wanya Morris’ voice soothes my soul I tell ya


will someone smack me if i say i kind of miss kingdom…


Time to email the professor, because based on my reading of this assignment, I just blew the budget by 100k, and I'm only 2/3 done


Is how all the antics with the states being open, the hospitals worse off. They just decide to say f dem healthcare workers, forget that virus


reminiscing on when those stimmy’s hit my bank acct


If yo send a one word reply… I’m not replying


Taking a one year old to work with you is more difficult than anyone could ever imagine


server disconnected twice in the last 15 minutes


Going to make posole today


My sister went on vacation with friends and one of them just tested positive for corona! So now we’re all waiting to see if my sister has it, and possibly one of us! Good times!


I get distracted so easily, THAT is one of my many problems with online school


Heyyyu Desember!!!!!! Welcome


My baby cries anytime I leave her sight now. She never used to do this


Look at me becoming the fashion icon that I always knew I was


What do you know We made it to the next round


When ya stay ready you won’t have to get ready


bro atp anya wishes a irl enemies to lovers relationship with dream bc why would you put all of this energy on faking a ss from someone you claim to hate


early morning package from cali~


Imperfect beauty is still beautiful.


Y’all know what’s funny? I’ve always been the one to go through someone’s phone but no one has ever gone through mine


ngl im not the biggest fan of olives on pizza (or taco dip)


Happy birthday @user many years of happiness


"I am who I ain't!" My favorite biblical quote...assuming God has a good sense of humor and forgiving nature toward atheists.


The Type Of Love You Longed For, Wont Appreciate When You Have, & Will Only Understand Once It’s Gone


I’m about ready to ask one of my neighbors do they have some hookah coal


im reading a slowburn sope fic and they finally kissed only after 30 chapters


$AMC $GME $BB $BBBY $KOSS all moving AH. Almost just like January... #SqueezeTime ?


I miss playing Magic with my friends


Good Morning.. Be happy Do the best you can Be good and kind GOD BLESS..


& Juliet is must see theatre when it comes to Broadway in the Fall!


How many people are you important to ?


Good lord United


first time driving in 3 years today


i signed up for the apush exam


Let’s see if we can stop this “fade glitch “ dollar bills vs a type of bird coming tonight


To recap what's coming in September and heading into 2023: - Mario Kart Double Dash!! - Mario Party Superstars - Mario Kart 8 Co-op Booster Courses - Yoshi's Island Co-Star - Pokémon Let's GO Versus And that's only a small taste of the fun in store...


Paul Killmonger hooked


I cannot waittttt to get off and blast my music riding down the bully


Alarms off tonight..


YouTube has banned Rand Paul.


#Polygon partners with #Neowiz to launch a #blockchain gaming platform, Intella X


I’ve renamed our home “Camp Sick”. Only one member remains untouched by the plague… let’s see how long he lasts muah ha ha ha


Trying to finish this Deckerstar one shot before Friday


anyways. friday i'm getting me a fat ass luby's meal and imma cry the whole time. ESPECIALLY when i eat the spinach oh my God. they the only place that made the spinach exactly how i like it bro


3 years old na Kendrick ko


WHAT IS WITH SPANISH CREATORS AND INCEST? I DONT WANNA SEE THAT


Today, for the umpteenth time I experience google maps misguiding like a real Lahori! Not cool buddy


Are we believing this new zodiac sign bs?


I like random silent sends


Me on tinder: Oh he looks like he'll murder me -swipes on him-


The person who sent you this wants to go camping with you


makin homemade chicken noodle soup for dinner


I've had 4 solid meltdowns today


I’m gonna be my own rich man


People talkin’ bout I changed, but when I change? That shit’s news to me


someone is walking with heavy feet upstairs and its so annoying


I literally just argued with a customer.. just for him to turn around and apologize when I told him he look like Kirby on meth


I have beaten the Covid and flu


Ticketmaster only letting me register for Taylor’s pre sale with a US number and I don’t have one


My belongings don’t match my income. But my savings account sure does


from the bottom of my heart, i really want a girlfriend


March is around the corner meaning my business will officially be 4


Disgusting win


no because i dreamed that my Verity book got ruined and i was crying trying my best to fix it! brooo i thought it was real


Where the men with onlyfans at and what kind of content y’all make?


320k more subscribers and Jennie YouTube Channel will become the biggest personal channel by a kpop idol


Well Pete had a nice week- time@for him to go back into a month long slump


I feel super lucky to be learning from some of the best CS professors from RIT


JFK pushed the fake space race to the moon. As well as the fake Cold War. JFK was ALSO NOT on our side. Sad


The illest thing you can do is listen like you loosing when you really winning


Imagine doing NNN, just wait a day and then fail it. Nothing wrong with that.


My body can’t keep still whoa


Had the best day at Let’s Talk Cancer talking with high school students in Montréal! Moderating the panel discussion was definitely one of the highlights for me


You can't truly be a sovereign nation until you get off the US internet system.. I suspect other countries besides Russia are working on their own. It's going to be an absolute must in the future. Next step will be to drop the US dollar permanently.


anal tonight??? who dosent love a little pre birthday anal


Seeing green I like


$50 scratch ticket lol we’ll see


All these mechanics, body shops, all fckn lie!!!!! Shop manager flat out lying to me about our conversation, like I don’t know what tf was said.


Hey Maurine Edwin thanks for the follow me!


Hi Thalapathy Bloods


Someone to buy me a throw man


Jesus you no know dey use me play, Thank you Lord for being my peace


It’s fucking coldddd


Memeland collab can come in


what if they perform every song on BE


this wholeee thing is honestly hilarious


Desiring my island right now


For me to watch #Eurovision is more interesting than watching sport games


My eye been jumping all morning, whoever talking bout me come say it to my face


I love talking shit but once someone start talking shit back I start crying


Ce sentiment incroyable


I'm The Only Lady Here , Still The Realist Nigga In The Room


Bird, bird, bird


Why this kamala news making me tear up


Jumoke you have not given us anything and you're blocking gist.


drinking tea before I go to sleep


I do know that it's important to live your life with meaning.• Life is a gift, use it wisely•


If you love me,Stop stressing me Pls…


wow it feels good to wear overalls


If you wanna partake in the partay


I can't wait to get #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons! Hopefully tomorrow


I feel a wallet drain coming along


Bring us a white claw to chug with me @user


$VRA it a sleeping giant, always last to run bull or bear market… I’ve got to say tho it defo wants 0.01


sushi and then i'mma stream


i don’t think i was meant for a healthy relationship, im so bored all the time now


Bitches is nervous they KNOW I’m a problem


I’m going to Mexico City in December. I need to take my workouts serious & cut out alcohol till I land in Mexico


Okayy so I came to a conclusion that I can’t live without a shrimp boil,... soo being pescatarian & diary free it is.


Mom: Hey, it's November. Play some Christmas music on the speaker since you've been listening to it since June anyway. Me: *plays Christmas Tree Farm on full volume* You asked for it. Let's share the great music with our neighbors.


Learned a few things today... sometimes I miss out not having a Facebook anddddd I was sleeping on them school resource officers.


I tend to overthink allot and it’s not good


I need catch up on ear biscuits see you in an hour.


Everybody want trucks until gas prices are inflated


Snowboarding with the boys this Friday


That last episode of #TheBoys


When The Going Gets tough, The Tough get going


can i call u love without commitment?


If you voted for Trump PLEASE unfollow, block, remove and sever all ties with ME INSTANTANEOUSLY. I don't need your energy


I have this habit of saying Thank You Jesus non-stop MOST Esp when walking alone


I woke up feeling super shitty today


The pain in my chest (mostly caused by too much smoking) reminded me that Im craving shisha but everybody is asleep


Hit 270 on squat today, operation 315 by fall semester is still a go


Am I really unhappy or do I just need my nails done?


The ecstatic sensation of being for a stranger's connection


In love, I am always a loser. But in friendship, I am the champion.


i feel like the baddest lil bitch in my city


The gym kicked my ass, but it felt so great.


Ima tryna make Lori’s list in 2021


im playing roblox at my job and no one can stop me


Dead Space remake, please be good.


Fuck Walmart bro


All working out for West Brom now the saviour is with them


Felix really has the cutest nose.


Damn some of y’all females are easy asf


bruh so many people left twt


Gotta see heart dr and neuro ophthalmologist tomorrow then Gotta have another surgery Thursday. I’m so ready to feel better. @dariusrucker @JimmieAllen i miss y’all


My sleeping schedule is all over the place


AWF coming out in august???


Ohhhh me agarro un bajon


just played rock, paper, scissors for a free trip to chicago next week and LOST. BIG SAD


if you see me pull up to the target with foggy ass windows no the fuck you didn’t


$SPY $SPX … choppy moves today. Looking for momentum in any direction tomorrow.


Aloe Juice EXTRA PULP


Y’all play on Normani’s name too much and can’t keep a narrative. Is she flopping or not.. if so stop saying the new girls deserve her success and hype, you sound SILLY


Happy birthday to me. I love you and I'm very proud of you


Even online dates this man late...I know I shudda pick the time and lie


just got my pc back lookout for a stream tonight


19 was such a crazy age. like i really went thru some shit that year


I have American $2 bills (my favs), Canadian loonies, next is some money from Europe


My baby still receiving Christmas gifts


haha VIRGIN olive oil


Say what you want about queendom but the album is top tier


Thank God I’m Ghanaian


Ohhh im crushing hard


Going to eat carbonara


Y’all give this poor soul who lost her Twitter, a follow @user


they put crumbl 10mins from me


Got a raise yesterday


i’m watching the 9/11 documentary series on netflix and i just wanna cry


It’s HOT ASFFF ! 97 degress with no type of wind just heat


Also need Triple 6 to do ‘Body Parts’ during this #verzuz. PLEASE, @user @user @user


That “anikulapo” film on Netflix is really good. You have to change the audio to Yoruba for you to enjoy it properly tho. They had all the big stars in it


“ phases .... “ WE all GoTTa go through them ...


Nigerian Police asking a kidnapped victim to check DM. Omo!


Why did he take off kovacic instead of Mount


Ya no guys, @Rato_K is a 10/10


any friends have animal crossing pocket camp? send me friend codes and I'll add you!


Shill me your 100x gems everyone! Shill hard!!!! Tag them too!


it's official i lost feelings and they are never coming back now


well after long time I woke up before 4:30


I’m trying to figure out why all these kids don’t by pass the curse words in this bang gang video


Bitch Idc what yo sign is You want yo ass ate and a playlist ?


What's Jay Inslee's plan for flag burning?


"I’m not good at moderation. I’m much better with fasting than caloric restriction, for instance. [...] I thrive with loving constraints: strict, binary rules that remove all deliberation and protect me from my lesser self." Tim Ferriss


I need my hair done but I don’t have no availability anytime soon and I done paid the deposit


Sweet dreams everybody, wishing y’all happy summer vibesz!


just tried that TikTok coffee shit


do i pull for hu tao or save up


He asked for the pussy : I nod


I smell the piece on me


still doing a lot of mistakes but this time it was enough to win against Zorka Gaming in @ESEA ty @user for the 40 bomb


Slept for 2 hours only


Toosii could legit get it


tournament day, Goodluck self!


Bagong buhay na this and hopefully a healthier one


whats goin on with the trendings in my country rn


So the @nfl waits until the @Saints get slaughtered before changing their Covid policy!


If someone points a gun at my head and says "Make a tweet if you don't get up to 5 likes, we pull the trigger". Na so I go die


It's not war sha. The lady seemed excited about presenting her business proposal to her husband sha. If I can't present to my husband, how do I present in front of investors? I thought we left playing small in 2020.


Amapiano Mixes always have lit new songs


So the RBT I’m shadowing is so sweet. It feels really nice to have this beautiful black woman reassuring me and helping get familiar in this field. She’s made my first two days amazing


Love BNB and @cz_binance #Binance - his tweets on the regular


Current mood: Do I buy more Lululemon... Or groceries? I'm torn... Like I need food... Butt... My ass in those tights thou... I think I'll starve this week


Turning on notis for some people who like this tweet


Thank y'all for the bday wishes!


You always have to continue to grind no matter what you have to keep the grind going.


why is there still no chainsaw man ed 3 full version


Im so grateful that i kinda have a case of “maladaptive daydreaming” cause it’s a life changing thing, is it good tho? Mhm i dont think so


I want to kms so bad i moght just


Unpopular opinion: No one gives a fuck about your virginity, cornball…


Ppl just need to accept we weren’t on it we get put out we move on fs simple as were all disappointed but that life who we got in the conference league


well shit, this one’s giving me butterflies


My city really small cuz why did I just drive pass my dad


I’m so nervous for my date with this girl, I’m fasting td to look good


McDonald’s must be under new management cuz dey good asf now


I got options but idc


Just gonna give myself a sec bc I know i’ll still come up with some fuckin plot for my birthday


Kanye and Kim really got the cutest kids


..well let’s warrior on with it..


Doors are about to open for me like never before


I wanna mute my over thinking


Aye I just @ the wrong person


I’ll address y’all later. I feel for deep fried goat cheese and steak that I gladly afford on my hotel job salary


Dormir sans grignoter ou grignoter sans dormir


I gotta do SL stuff today but essie its time


I think german people on this app hate me


Someday I'll be a dread head


so many people disappointed me tonight wonder who’s next


can my gayboy brother sleep so i can play dbd


Marriage really going to be a past time thing in a few... nobody cares about it


Right the next chief executive has to be someone who actually knows the job, i actually felt sorry Ed coz he was thrown into that job by David Gill leaving with Sir Alex, Ed is great at making money no one can question that but he wasn’t qualified for that job #mufc #ESL


Bro I stg


If you’re reading this, you’re so valid, amazing & loved, don’t let anyone ever say otherwise


Twitter just dey scary, fear of dragging no go fit make you enter DM follow people wey you like talk. Na to waka pass swallow your feelings


How mfs got 100k views but nobody in the city bumping yo shit


im so scared to follow other chika oshis because i be feelin InferiorTM


Save money on a locksmith and get you a me.


Can’t wait for February to end


A nurse today told me she dropped $1700 on her louie. Just casually shopping this weekend when she was off


I made flautas de papa w/ soy chorizo and my brother asked if I eat meat now.. no bitch it’s vegan


Was going to tell an old crush I used to fancy her years ago but bottled it……


If I blocked him I expect him to be singing outside my window


Jags got Calvin Ridley for the low


my friend is selling haechan neozone kihno on mercari … GO BUY IT PLZ


I just want 2 big booty bitches shaking they asses in front of me for my birthday


Shrimp taco bowls for din


We now realize how bad our distribution and communication is to move things. We have become so lazy all we do is look at our iPhone Let’s get this vaccination going let’s get the USA going let’s show the world who we are.


bake girl, the rewards are awesome.


Fuck A FaceTime , Knock My Mink Lash Off


Happy birthday Senator @ChelDiokno


Battery is low & it’s getting darker


I bought my first vibrator today. It won’t come in for another week but I’m excited.


i did an escape room with zombies chasing me once and got traumatized for life, i can imagine what @talaashe and @mattryanreal had to go through, being chased by fake zombies is no fun


I am in fact having the worst day ever


“Get on my face and not my nerves”


lightskin niggas are the worst, i swear to God!


Bring sundresses bacc please


I’m bout to have a 2 year old.


lashes Saturday for sure


My sister asked if there's a pair of earrings included in my invite u ring


Miami heat is A different type of heat baby


I am so tired I don’t even want to eat.


The struggle of wanting to be a medical examiner but not wanting to go to...... medical school


La Liga teams are on the decline in Europe


Speedo coming very shortly


30 minutes is not enough time for me break. How am I meant to hear up food, eat food, and wash up all in 30 mins... And don't forget you're meant to be taking a break


If someone is getting distant with you they’re getting closer with someone else.


One thing that kept popping in my head was, @ChelseaFC need a KDB or Bruno type of midfielder. The team is doing everything right except for scoring, we need someone who can pick 'the right pass' and whose not afraid to let loose some shots.


Oh, tell me, does she know where your heart lies? Where it truly lies


Gonna make stuffed salmon tonight


I hate people that talk loud asf on the phone


Rh old people need to keep off the people roads ...driving at 20 mph and I want get home to shite


With a long braid…


a relationship should be 50/50, he stays home and I go out


i got the shiny ash hat pikachu right and ive been trying to use pikachu in my usum playthrough… girl why in the hell is pikachu so weak


What a ball Pog!!


60 billion double dollar bounty on my head and idc


I know it's tough, but try to patronize an educational local institution.


school got canceled today


challenge 40kms total in 8 days.... 5km per day anyone virtually in ?


First day of #NaNoWriMo is complete with 1577 words of what I’m calling Fall of River City: Outbreak. It’s book one of a zombie trilogy. Keep an eye out for 2024


Absolutely ready


you mean to tell me I would’ve gotten my cap & gown free if I just waited a couple days


i just learned so much today.... Wow ...... God is the greatest....


bro that tamale from marianas never had to hit that hard


18-2 on the day for traditional drafts. I want to build a certain deck for MagicFest online qualifiers and am now only 3 mythics away


The Rothschilds, through their international espionage network, had heard about Turkish opium and its habit-forming properties. They carried out a covert operation to buy Turkish opium and sell it in China, infecting millions of people with the opium habit so that they could


just found out my prom dress has pockets


Friendship isn't about who came first. It's about who came and never left.


Dara wants to use the DM feature. The same one he wanted to scrap


Been critical of Buttler's captaincy but thought he managed the bowlers superbly today


I just realised we have a new pm


There were people taking James Cook top five in rookie drafts.


I'm claiming a good night at work with all this going on staying safe at all times


nct en colombia, stray kids cuando


Been thinking about getting a new tattooooo


this jam got me missing wfh


Up for the wrong reasons


i’m so burned out bro


You fucked my friend , is you stupiddddd


gn moots slepp well!


You think you got it bad? At least your name ain’t Rudolph


That video is very disturbing


My bf is the cutest Nerd


Irked someone stole my fuckin package from my sisters house


ben still being able to have his op


Why do i look so so tan in the shower but come out white as a ghost


25 days till my birthday


GG Hard match today but its a win 7-5 against @user , see u thursday !


Got a weird feeling something ain’t right


I love seeing filthy rich ppl suffer at the hands of everyday people


“OH, NO, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!


why y’all are getting that unemployment I’m tryna find someone to sell these feet pics to


Fucken assholes !!!! Vote them the hell out every country that matters has taken care of there people except ours !! Wtf


I’m bout to get me a lil bottle for the road


Just got acrylic on my toes and all I have to say is, I’ll never go back to gel


Happy holidazeee!!


Things am cutting off from today onwards…ALCOHOL..PARTYING..MEETING NEW PEOPLE…I just want to focus on my studies until I feel safe again


If giraffes eat grass, then when can I read and the mouse trap monkeys?


And there goes the sleeping pattern


Some serious impulse buying going to happen right now.


Perfectly healthy but gotta quarantine bc work procedures so a roach need $ hmu for xxxcontent and also spiritboard and tarot readings


I really wanna be in Jackson for spring homecoming


who else got a libra rising ?????????


Someone sent me money to buy lunch on Apple Pay... but I don’t know how to use it


Twitter Timeline


Just signed up for theatre arts 250 and dance 199 in the fall. Talk about ending college with a bang


Most play to not lose, when they need to be playing to win.


What fiction book are you currently reading? Please share


Normal people: choose a thesis topic and stick with it for the entirety of their program Me: chooses a topic in September, writes almost 50 pages for that topic, then changes the topics altogether 63 days before it's due.


Washing my hands all the time has made them go so dry


Yay I'm now working with @user as their product designer! We're making AI tools for designers and artists, and as a designer and artist myself, I am so, so excited to help build this cool thing


Signing off with a Win


I was supposed to go to an appointment today at St Joe's here in Hamilton. Didn't go .... mostly because last time I talked to them about my #depression they basically told me to 'get over it' .... The quality #mentalhealth services in the @cityofhamilton folks!


y’all gonna think I’m dumb if I get his name tatted on me


So pretty out side , I didn’t walk today I just checked the mail. But I did my squats n hit my stairs with my wrap on


Love bikini season in a beach town


My therapist told me not to see you no more, she says you're like a disease, without any cure...


what if there isn’t another mario kart


Oh Dec 4


So I guess at the meantime I’m just going to enjoy my freedom that I have


Layla has like a whole new wardrobe


I hate that I’m struggling to eat


My new favorite things are avocado toast and iced matchas


lol I told myself once I finally pull a Hobi I’m never buying an album again welp


Work as coping mechanism


This day can't get anymore beautiful


I need 400 Advil’s stat


i'm okay with being a simp for rosie


: Heaven doesn’t seem far away anymore


Today is your day emperor Happy birthday


BRUNO FERNANDEZ IS THE BEST MIDFIELDER IN THE WORLD


Knocked one promo video out the way


$ENZC OTCQB submission in few days to couple of weeks. wow


30 years !! Btchs really ain’t my friend & I’m ok with excepting the real friends I do have in my life


I’m bout to go back to a credit union


rich homie really stopped going in like you lied to us


impact atl premieres tonight at 12a ? or no? i wanna watch it live


The students who complain about screen time for classes are the same students who lose their minds when they’re not getting enough likes...


So I miscalculated and ate all my biscuits yesterday so now I'm snack less and I have to tell you, its not very nice


The few memories of Finn I was able to rescue from the MacBook unto my flash drive might just have been lost I’m not myself rn


Are you still awake and you are active , drop your username let’s follow you


Adele in Vegas. Jazmine dropped dates. I’m feeling like God’s favorite today


Another successful raid last night! Our heroic roster was looking a little slim so we decided to swap over to Normal and prog a bit. We're currently 8/10N now, getting closer and closer to taking down Sylvanas! GOOD JOB TEAM!


How Great is it to see Jamie McGrath playing for Ireland


2 cases with no history of travel.


I’m obsessed with the Walking Dead like it’s middle school


THE NARCISSIST CONCEPT PHOTOS


As beautiful you are.....


November was my highest paying month this year btw


Next week I’ll start Realestate school thanks to Selvin on may 24 as well as attend community college.


God damnit Riley just singlehandedly destroyed Fried’s immaculate inning


Pilates tomorrowwwww


Need more music/playlists to listen to, so recommend me some please


#journorequest I’m looking to speak to anyone who has any experiences regarding being anonymously harrassed trolled or catfished online


bluelock is sickk


@ people who don't respond when you're aware I'm trying to reach out to you for something that you're supposed to help me with: why are you like this? Bitch my feelings are hurt


not me getting ll for minneapolis, chicago, st. louis, grand rapids (if they have milwaukee, dubuque, indianapolis)


To the east to the west to the north and south good night!


$AMC and there they are those day traders that always fuck momentum


Some thing's wrong and I can't put my finger on it


NF - Time


give me sm3: war from/at home or i don’t want it


me vs the urge to use heat on my hair every time i wash it


Helping a Leo pick out their outfit is literally the kind of charity work I live for


If you’ve never got your mouth spit in try it and get back to me


Just recently started listening to Childish Gambino again, forgot how amazing his music is


Type of pussy that'll make ya call ya girls up and tell her, "hey what's good, I'm never coming home I'ma stay for good." then hang the phone up and proceed to lay the wood.


in 2023, y’all need to learn how to be better people fr like y’all are just so shitty!!!!! so inconsiderate, so rude, horrible friends, so self-centered. just so shittty


Anybody that breathe out loud ... not my type


oh man, the smoke from the west coast fires has made its way to BC


I think one of my purposes in life is to be a cat lady


What’s the key to keeping someone’s attention? Because apparently, I suck at it.


My wife dress better than me


Tomorrow is 4/20 and I found some bud it’s looking good


one of the best piano tuners i've ever known just passed away and i am far more upset that i may have ever expected


Just made eye contact with my roommate as she tried to secretly take a photo of me but her shutter was on


Do me a favor, RETWEET my content


If we could just upload PDFs to Twitter, I wonder how many papers we would already have access to before they get published.


it’s half a inch of snow and y’all driving like it’s a blizzard


Aamir Liaqat our king our memes provider. A thread


This goat roti is healing me from the inside out


We thank God for God


welp! there goes my senior year!


What is the point in being a liar?!


Also super late upload tonight


One day a woman I talk to gon slap me in the mouth cuz I play too much


okaaaay pi


Mediocre players like Bumrah, Boult, Hardik need rest. Legends like Rohit Don't need rest; they rest on the field itself


Love it 12 hours of sleep


i just had my first poké bowl


Remembering my first job didn’t let us wear safety equipment on site as it “ruined the guests immersion in the experience”. I really should’ve walked away from that one.


Awful layoffs to each other


When salary comes.. 2,5% Zakat 94% Invest 3,5% Miscellaneous


#NoTimeToDie great film! Daniel Craig will go down as the best bond since connery imo


first dose of the vaccine booked for the same day as my job interview next week


I still gotta 2 left I’ll kill it tonight mix it wit the Fanta pineapple


I *finally* got started on my 3 part genealogy project


Its been months since i drew em porn and now that my anatomy and faces are getting better im tempted to bully the old man again and do it. But what?


Lil kids going uni, welcome to adulthood


Hope the rumours are true that Witcher 3 PS5 release date is coming later


Well, maybe, I'm not really supposed to have an audience.


Kounda is one disrespectful fellow. Bodying Jimenez anyhow


We are really excited to announce that there will be a Kirkcaldy family dance on the 12th April, after The Epic Showmen’s event! This is hosted by EPIC Assist All details to follow supplied by Candace Thomas


sinisisi niyo si d tapos di natin alam na it was belle who really pushed him to agree on the campaign kasi she trusted him so much and so that he can make his solid fan/s haappppppy by doing such, oh diba desisyonality ako for todaes bidyow and for the kabag lang this


I would be a lot sadder to leave Florida tomorrow if I didn’t have a new dress, a hot boyfriend and a dinner reservation waiting for me at home


who tf put a lemon mint elf bar under my mattress


that Mizzou Alumna look too good in my bio


Okay but why did Twitter go to the largest font like I’m blind


Hold on to that feeling that made you want to boss up.


dislike the fact that my birthday on a Wednesday this year


HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY @user I love you so much!!!


am i the only one whose gossip girl mcm was Rufus Humphrey


A text from you would be great.


TELL THE REAPER TAKE MY SOUL AWAY


I wasn’t even outside for that long! it’s like


Did you forget you cheated for 8 months bruh?


I oftentimes find comfort… pleasure even in not understanding. Escapism?


Dont like shopping by myself


y’all I’ve been so busy today I’m beat..


i know im physically exhausted from work when my energy drink doesn’t wake me up it just makes me goofier


This is pathetic, 3-0 down to Hungary


Larry David quickly cemented himself as one of my favorite tv characters.


in the office b/c of the rain… and I hate it


Don’t sound anything like my siblings. We even have different accents


Just stole 4 of my hoodies back from her house, NOT THIS SEASON HOE


Spazz is honestly what I deserve


I have 5 favourite mugs and 2 are from Jae


i been out in texas for like three weeks now and i’ve been feeling like i left something in my dorm. i’ve finally realized it was my CAMERA


Follow train in an hour don’t miss it


Beyoncé went fucking insane at the end of Virgo’s Groove wtf


Aye that Mario movie about to be hilarious


images wont load


Can't go wrong with bean and cheese w bacon tacos


Some realtors are becoming the new wholesalers


im 4 followers away from 200 on here


I'm moving on from laser to electrolysis! Bottom surgery is getting closer!!!


Another day! It's December 28, 2022 at 01:31AM #MembersGetIt #RewardsPoints OK


anyone know a book site like letterboxd?


Rylo tape ain’t allat


Fish balls, kikiam, at squid balls please.


things me and @user have in common: being bi and using any pronouns


At least De Gea gives a shit, yet you all give him stick.


Ken morta is across de street!


I always be dressing like Mr. steal your bitch


When she ask why u fuckin her like that don’t answer just keep going in


people who don’t even like loona in heejin’s business funs over


seeing all the people playing ovw2 rn.... how does it feel like being privileged


I’m be the nigga who put the city on the map


CHOCOLATE CAKE N NUGGETS. FRIES FOR CONTROL


If you’re gonna copy and paste, at least tag my business


I really fucking hate that “Active now” or “Active ___ minutes ago” cause it really let’s you know when you’re being ignored


A good evening for us on the whole. Forest Green & Tranmere drew. Carlisle & Exeter lost. Can't complain!


Niggas don’t always know the person you lay down & have a baby with don’t care more than you. Stop thinking always you that don’t gotta take care of your responsibilities the mom can up & leave too


I see yall back at crawfish tyme with yalls bullshit


someone tell @user to come back pls.


Not look forward to Saturday/weekend


if y’all not going im not going


solzinho becks & lov


I am no longer going to guess how much people care about me Ill know it when you show it


Shew, I really do only have myself these days


starfruit and pomegranate is on the list


Sitting in class starving. Anybody wanna deliver food to me?


This 2020 should come and be going, I've heard enough.


got new hello kitty socks


Ok Taylor is in Philly on my b day…I feel like I have to plan a trip there to see her on my birthday


Happy 420 day...I'll be busy tomorrow haha Thank you @elonmusk for all the inspiration and hope you give us.


Welcome back BT @user .. Ranganna is on Fire in public tv.. #IndiaFightsCorona #indialockdown BT China hogi Corona tande alwo


putting crystals in my school blazer hoping it’ll help me out with my exams


as much as life is being difficult right now and you’re going through a lot , just don’t lose yourself in this pain.


I’ve just now discovered that med-peds is a thing and nothing has ever sounded more like a plan to me than that


Meatloaf for din din


Feel like dishing out some backstrokes.


of course i get in trouble for my sister yelling at me


Women who watered, girls come to your dick, dm who wants to have sex in the virtual / reel dm open mfsf old young overweight fat man with turban open noticed zzzz supervised ful fucker write girls who want to drop


trying to have that fin fin by my jordan year


This Watermelon Agua Fresca I just made is delicious


sometimes i wonder if my friends don’t like me because i’m the only person active in chatting them,,, i can be really clingy and hurt


PEN DRIVE you say? Here's a random thought instead. The chainsaw was originally created to aid in childbirth.


no bc why do we have to wait for the 14th challenge to@get this seelie


Who gone show me them big dark areolas on this oh so wonderful Titty Tuesday? Nut video in return


Wanna squat 5 plates again


This midfield trio Pogba Bruno McTominay


I do love abit of sarcasm


Tobey has his robits cant he usually use those to get him out of sticky situations


The way this man washing my feet at this nail shop OMG


CPI might come in lower than 9.1?


Guess who slept whole day, and now have no time to prepare Anatomy ospe


I saw the movie “Run” its sick


Trying to make honey jerk shrimp tonight. Wish me luck


depression is real…


I come back to Indy next week


Trinity Valley VS Cowley


Seeing wood get varnished sooo satisfying


I was watching some film today… Mark my words, Jabari Brady (@_jbrady1) will be one of the best WRs in football - in college and in the NFL. The class of 2026 stud already has offers from Georgia and Alabama. His skill level is CRAZY and the sky is the limit. Look out


go shawty ıts your birthday


What if Shiver wins the next Splatfest again?


Drinking juice everyday to try and not hear your stomach because you have no food @ home


Aye,,,don’t ask me to be y’all boyfriend if you wan me to drop dick cool


And just that quick, lady fucked up my polish. And yes take it all off don’t even think about trynna slap another coat of polish to even anything out


i only have to provide for one person, which is myself. and I'm still struggling. wow. life is hard bro


been on 3 hours of sleep for so long


May we not pay a debt we didn’t owe this month amen


There is a difference between being locked down and being in isolation


Why and how Kante is not starting this game is beyond me


If it’s one thing I’m doing this week, it’s tappin into @MoneyMan telegram


Gender reveals? Outdated, annoying, starts wildfires Diagnosis reveals? Exciting, hilarious, helps you cope with difficult news All this to say, after a year of speculation and talk…it is official. This silly little goose has OCD


rdc world really don’t miss


I forgot how life was before covid, I sometimes wonder how weird life would seem to me after this pandemic


I should try cooking that tofu steak


Every time another iPhone user sends me an iMessage, I freak out for a second wondering if I have the date to reply then remember it works on WiFi.


Rihanna is pregnant with another mans child. Love is a lie


Ppl postin about patch notes n new master raid…I’m just over here using sponges to get some water out my build…


i just finished top boy & i’m mad


The Holy Spirit reminded me of this today-Don't be anxious for nothing (Ephesians). Our faith is in God not in who is in the White House. Although I voted and want VP Biden and Harris to win, my faith is not in them. My faith is in God. He will continue to take care of us.


11 If I vote for #BUTTER by @BTS_twt as #TheMusicVideo of 2021 at the #PCAs


Damn opposite field OVER the Green monster. @astros Yordan a bad man


Looks like $PALI is about to rip


taking a walking around the neighborhood while listening to a true crime podcast. I’m genuinely so happy right now with my vibes


I think I’ll be pescatarian for my life b/c I really don’t see myself not eating shrimp, salmon and crab legs


okay so all these costume clues and little easter eggs, but how does the clown come into play?


Today for breakfast I’m drinking MAGAt @gop tears in my @HawleyMO Jan 6th mug


Peace out Aries season you were good one this year


i need to catch up with 2521 and a business proposal AGAIN


I only have 7 days of free trial on this website which means I will have to create more accounts to keep informed


The Feds raided Trump's house for classified documents. Did they find any? That's classified.


Hot damn. Just discovering The New York Dolls for the first time with a strong craft beer. A GREAT combo.


Holmes and Lonzo enough to get it down tbh


i will speak on behalf of all students…if school is still on we’re expecting hot chocolate and polar express.


ok shld i resub netflix


I need some Diamond screw backs


Most people are not really broke, just that they don’t have money to give to their broke friends


Hey There, You are the best~~~ This month is going to be so good for you~ Amazing seeing you!!!


mama mary loves me


just can’t register when there’s talk of a third wave of covid (which I thought we were past third) like I thought vaccine would let us have a bit more normality back


Surgeons: at the edge of life. Need a breather after that


time to hit the hay, gonna wake up in like 5 hours to pull for klee and heizou amen


You ever love somebody so much You can barely breathe


Thank goodness I don't have a man to take cute pics with. Gross. Ew. Pew.


Kinda disgusted by the way a lot of people joke about death on this bird app recently.


this weather got me sleepy asf


And moms bringing me spaghetti when she drops junior off to me


.@SKWrestling_ losing its quality as half of its contents are from Vince Russo. His view about modern day wrestling is what’s keeping him from getting a job anywhere! Even AEW don’t want him! Might as well get my wrestling contents somewhere else if they keep interviewing him!


Im so lowkey yall ah neva kno my moves


Top 11% on #onlyfans ... this is not okay!! Do better


You all should be so so greatful having u in their map


Ashely bouta knock my dick in the dirt


unfollowing to under 2,000


Work cutting my hours was just not what I needed this week, feel like my heads going to explode


Rex woke me up at 4AM to let me know that there was water dripping from the unit above. Damaged a few of my new books which I put on the floor.


Damn triggered


So, playing hard to get is your game yeeee and it's also my fav game to play


didnt get to see shakespeare at the reni faire might see him next time


watching toilet bound hanako kun


It’s no SLEEP Fri-Sun! Noooooo Sleepppppp


myghad doc


I’m outta control. Hold me.


Energy is honest. I can feel your wayyyy before I hear you. Too thug nigga


my grandma just woke me up from the best nap ever


1 less bitch judging me


I don’t think I’ve ever been this nervous about a US election night....


Don’t sit down by me sighing and shit because I’m not finna ask you what’s wrong


// Just got my booster a little while ago, getting home shortly and I’ll be around


Rashford is so wack at headers


Naps are so great. Idk why I used to fight taking naps I’m bout to take my 3rd one


I'm this close to going naked and swearing for Nepa


I have so many connections bt after one conversation I be afraid to reach out again, I need to stop tht.


Oh my god the lightning is amazing


Konate is as important as salah to Liverpool we have miss him so badly


You ever want someone to mess up the lyrics to a song just call me


I like how everyones pfp has a santa hat


Somebody stole my Gucci sandals that I just had to buy all over again


ludwig leaked his balls


maybe i’m being selfish this year but if you think you’re only gonna talk to me when you need something or when you wanna be nosy about what i’m doing, you really have another thing coming. all y’all tryin that are cut off fr


This headache is fucccxkkkkinngggg killing me..


Died the next week


I have the power to dodge execution


Really want to go to #riotfest #acl and #musicmidtown but I’m already spending a tiny fortune for #wwwy and not even VIP


Thought shortie was dtf but it turned out she was ATF


Somebody gone catch your vibe and love it, be patient.


hi im back from school


you know it’s going to be a great semester when you hate all your classes before you even register for them


Hopefully I am now caught up to all my followers,if not please let me know


Somebody come over i cleaned up


Waiting for that snack I should try


People hate drama, but look at how Capitol Hill and all their drama. There's no such thing as bad press, I disagree, but I understand the sentiment. If you don't have drama you might just not have anything worth talking about.


Do people see our mentions and DMs more now we’re @user ? let’s test : Heyyyyy @user


“I haven't been able to see family for a while That shit is wearin' me out” Felt that..


I’m horny at the nail shop I should’ve opened Twitter


Jesus Lolley


I love it when beautiful, hot girls follow me


Rod Wave - Roaming


Chill with friends


Kinda want someone to take my holes virginity


At the moment, only Fox is covering Trump’s 5:30 briefing. Not CNN, MSNBC or my area (metro Nj/Ny) channels 2, 4, 5, 7 or 11.


I really had to buy a usb audio adapter for the bt21 Royche sound bar bc it won't connect to my Mac


I’m in the kitchen working all day, I’m only leaving this house to pick up my check and ship out orders


You niggas are everything you don’t want your gf to be


Imma be the type of girlfriend , that wants to go all out on every special occasion .


Don't judge others ,dear. You're not perfect


We talk like Lovers and live like Bestfriends.


Dallas strippers need a union and I wanna be the union steward


why is it when a fine man gets a gf they unfollow me


Let’s take that chance won’t you too see I’m different


Really cant understand how players like jones and ferrara aint getting a look in


Damn it, trumpf is now Campaigning for the 2016 Election We're Doomed


i get this weird feeling like everytime!


Life sucks but I have a big shein order otw


nothing makes me howl more than seeing people thinking they’re live on tik tok with Ronaldo


twt is going down guys


9DA32E82 fresh boss done editing


Alright, Last na to lol. No more lowering down yourself, JL. Di sya worth it.


ya girl officially has 2 jobs


junhui is bias wrecking me omg


Tag someone who is very sexy af


Work has begun on a Castleton cycle lane that goes nowhere, wasn’t wanted by the Castleton public, cuts off access to struggling local business & links to a railway station with fewer services in the history of the station I would like to thank all our elected representatives


the holiday season makes me feel so broken down and defeated. how have we already done four of these without my brother


I got mail to send in the am, I'm done for today:


no 9 why are so sucks


Everybody aint got a cold man yall niggas needa go get tested… yall just spreading tht shit tf around


Why bill & Harvey start being cripple when they caught their time


I be on youtube all day just watching nba highlights


Follow. Get a DM. Blocked. A Twitter life cycle.


I have gotten my 5th parking ticket since having my car in the city


ive been so lonely that I purposely downloaded a trojan virus just to feel like someone wanted to get to know me


4th night shift in a row 13+ hours each. Had to take Tylenol just to get started tonight. :/ And have a work meeting after work in the morning. I hope my patients and I have a good night.


Have to figure out why my captures aren’t showing up on the PlayStation app. When I do I will be posting the initial vibe of my cyberpunk character


Woke up 12:30 and now i can't sleep anymore!


Clean bong


not me tipsy watching single inferno s2 ep 5


Even though he annoys me sometimes.. Im forever grateful to have the father that I have.


I hope Jeannie does well bc mama mai might kick her ass


iLL PLAY THE FUCK OUT OF DONT NEED TiME


If you feel on my d*ck, thats a gun. Not here there just a lil above


.@davido was the most streamed Afrobeats Artiste last week on: — Audiomack. — Boomplay. — Pandora. — YouTube.


Today was hard. My 7 year old’s absolute joy at “seeing” both her teacher (photo) and her dance instructor (online video) broke me. Also I miss my parents. I’m 41 and proudly admit that. Send doggie pics if you can...


-1 @user sweetheart


Ok can this Lightning and Blue Jackets game end already?


funny how people still think they are relevant when the truth is, they’re not anymore.


Im gonna expose her idc anymore


Waiting for Donny's response tweet to Biden's pick


he want me but he got somebody


Oh boyyy YoungBoy spazzed


My toxic trait is I just cut the world off and pop up months later like I never left


Michele Morrone is ONLY 29? Oooh baby WYA?


i thought we're a ‘voting monster’ what happened


All I can do is cry and hope for better days


Ima about to do a whole 360


I genuinely enjoy watching guys play video games idk why


HEY ICE CAN YOU LEAVE I GOT PLANS THURSDAY


$XEN Can't wait for #Xenfts to launch


The universe so messy . I was finally fixing my attitude and the photographer called and confirmed our time . Bitch I’m mad all over again


Why do y’all even listen to that hollering Umar guy


Chargers best defense on madden 21 this bouta be a good year


The drive home in this weather with my windows down


So no idea what’s wrong and most likely getting a biopsy on Monday.


Swear I could be dead and nobody would notice until a week later


They just turned the apps back on They just wanted me to Tweet I think local hacks are working with Cops to stage some fake drama with me I don’t know what I’d rather you all leave me alone I’m tired of your fake drama Complete and utter lack of concern backing Nazis


I just want her to be my friend … she gotta dude


where are the star trek emojis


Only 4 more classes left of this ADHD training


My #Crypto twitter must follow list (in no order): @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user I recommend following all these folks to supplement your analysis


i just stress-spent about $65


can’t wait to buy Apple Watch Series 7


Feel like my friends been roasting me all day .. a wah me do suh ?


Bruh this kid just told me he needs “only 91 little dollars” for SCHOLASTICS


#NEISvoid #HEDS I just popped my neck tendon back into place accidentally by lifting up the child weight weighted blanket I’m under if anyone needs to feel stronger than someone today


Why would I tell you what I’m looking for??.. the best actor always gone get the best role


I have watched a ridiculous amount of true crime docs over the last 10 days. Send help


bitch hurry tf up. i gotta pack


This update is goin take forever I know it


Alex to make press statement tomorrow, releasing further information before parliament dissolves. Could be interesting. Fingers crossed


Man, almost 2 weeks off of SFV is kicking my ass. I'm TERRIBLE right now.


Feds did a sweep, I used to follow 450 accounts


Absolutely Nobody: Me having a random out burst: REST IN PEACE FREDO KILL THAT LEAN


this Draken smut fic is gonna be kinda short bc I just got straight to the damn point lmaooo !!!! i COULD add in Mikey's pov but .....I wanna just focus on Draken this time


My son is a terrorist! He terrorizes everything!!!!!


These posts,are around oblivion. they are gladly approach the very ocean of Nothing who mired our online texts in false sense of existing. In other word they "just that Crap for fun"


That Lupe urge to breakout w/ “I’m from the city in the Midwest, best city in the whole wide wide world!” every time somebody ask me where I’m from


Can we talk about golden by zayn !


A Matte Black Yamaha Bass would be nice


Nami i want Terry for myself


Love it when my boss loves the things I've shopped for these characters. I'm confident in my skills/eye, but the confirmation is always nice


Trigger Warning// Eating Disorder Heyyy! I'm taking a break from twitter because I've just been struggling greatly with my eating disorder and it is exhausting at this point.. I'll be back eventualllyyy


Tell me how the fuck GameStop stocks went crazy


Buggy supremacy 4ever


Same dog food different can.


it was like putting someone out of their misery i kept seeing their tweets under the dream smp topic since i follow it