I almost forgot we got baseball tickets for tomorrow


Omw home from work to my man


pisces season is in effect baby i am (barely) thriving


Abeg x100


I just took a 2 hour nap.. im going to have to take a Benadryl yo go back to sleep


Round this bih jumping with joy


After some bad beats at a lower table I just beat someone with a 3 9 suited flush And I'm drunk for the last well until this weekend Is this a good time to go apologize to everyone @ the mall for last night and get Chinese food?


i be looking at girls pictures like “if i was a nigga i’ll definitely fuck her”


Enjoyed the killings @user


Yup don’t nobody hit my phone for the rest of the week!!!


I miss car naps… aka I miss someone driving me aroundddd


Not Meek Mill’s best bar


20000 pessoas na fila pro overwatch 2


In a week I’ll finally be back in Disney


This sophomore did not say that manifesting is the way to go


I forgot to film to film the edging but i did not make it to twenty minutes


Waiting for a judge to start throwing out Inslee’s tyrannical mandates


I would do some strange for chik-fil-la right about now.


Yikes babygirl


Hate a take take take ass nigga like can you also put some effort in


My boyfriend is excited about a possible Justin and Post Malone’s collab. he’s so cute


im truly living by my yolo mentality this summer


Its literally impossible to clean the house without music playing


Eww that’s nasty is shit


Khalid did so well with his presentation


Dis shii crazy


LEG DAY AMANHA


My apartment flooded almost a week ago and my landlord won’t return any messages


This mf actually bought The Forum . . .


I think my person might have to come with dependants incase I never give them any cause at this point. Dog me please


It’s 4:40am and I’m still wide awake


I'm only at 285 cals so far but i feel like i have eaten so much lol its all been strawberries and rice cakes but we doin good today bois


love it or hate it @nbatopshot provided us a top-notch UI/UX that is incomparable with other projects


Nate e mire veq to my future tropojan husband!!


Getting pumped by Hungary. Rather a cone in goal than Ramsdale


My daughters so blessed I’m not having no more this world and lifetime theirs


Can’t wait to shoot that Draco video


this shit hurting me already son


Omo man need meters


He hurt up meh belly


Odd: My twitter account was just locked for suspicious activity ...?


.@ShawnAccess what happen if i was on my house all the summer?


I had the GREATEST compliment of my life about 20 minutes ago...I’m still glowing.. Was chatting with my friend who’s a municipal politician...he said: “you have one of the highest IQs around here...but I fear giving you a podium” He’s not wrong


I wish I could go back to the time in my life where I wasn’t addicted to caffeine


Salute any nigga that do they time and don’t snitch


Today's weather was amazing! To bad I had to spendmost of it editing photos at the computer. I did get three loads washed and hung out on the line


I’m becoming a shein fan


I love surprising myself. I’m capable of a lot. Try me.


hi good morning! check my pinned?


Teach you how to keep it player under pressure


Do people know that the popular vote really doesn’t matter ?


That’s feeling after you finish Landry >>


before you dm me i am a catfish


Puerto Ricians make the best food


I hate pizza that has a lot of sauce ... I don’t want that shit falling off my slice or looking like soup


no one talks about how embarrassing it is to be the first roommate to set off the fire alarm


Chile… this man said “you gettin a lil pudge” with a straight face! Stomach gone be flat in 30 days! TF


AYO I WAS ON THE PLANE WIT DEWAYNE


work went horribly but at least i have love countdown


Rub on that hole like it’s my favorite cologne


I am trying to practice sketching on an iPad so I can sell sketch commissions and afford to fix the van


My big girl is growing


i-i gets crazy


Why she’s dropping Surprise?


All I wanna do is a zooma zoom zoom-zoom & a boom boom! !


Y'all "Mad but this money got me Mad" happy


I should be one of @TEYANATAYLOR ‘s backup dancers Frfr Imma get back on it and upload some content! Y’all must’ve forgot


Please drop a like below, I wanna follow you


It never ceases to amaze me how kind senior devs, who are complete strangers, have been to me in my short career—helping me get jobs, offering advice and portfolio feedback, helping me network. This industry can be rough so it means a lot when people take the time to help out


I love when I’m drunk it’s like I’m smarter and more observant and my words don’t start slurring


wtfff yohan posted?? ima pretend i hadn’t seen that 3 weeks ago


I miss this niggas friends more than I miss him and that says a lot about how far I’ve come. He’s rarely crosses my mind but I’ll see something cute and be like: [redacted] would like this. Or catch myself like: me & [redacted] would have so much fun doing this


i done spent over $1000 on supplies for my businesses. a real entrepreneur


told myself (& my director) I would work on my off day to “make up” the time I missed during the power outage...that is so funny I hope they don’t think imma clock in tomorrow


Every time a Nigga say the fn shoot a rifle round I kno they never see it in real life that bullet lil af


It’s been a min since Ive dealt with toxic shit in my life. I’m really at peace rn


2 houses then softball


When you thought work was going to be chill but you are short staff and getting needy and rude customers


Folk are blaming MyGers for sections of the away end not getting involved in the atmosphere tonight. I’m not a fan of how MyGers points can be earned, but MyGers isn’t what’s to blame in this case. It’s down to 65% of tickets being dished out to corporate and friends & family.


She gone have me trying to slide her in my bed...


I love it when i get to the end of a fairytale retelling and i'm cheering for the bad guy. Like "be evil! you deserve it! do it!"


I enjoy working out alone but I think I want a gym partner again. My sister is being stubborn


A MF That Want You FR Gone Apply mad Pressure Behind You


14 days till the boys are rinsing the bookies


Kayden home


i wake up and see my tl is full of SW content i felt like i was in 2019


1/8 Kalam vs. First Cause Confusions “….he thinks this fails to address the heart of the atheist’s critique. For why might a series of causes existing simultaneously, all here and now, not be as infinite as a temporal regress of causes might be (by Aquinas’s own admission)?


you can be the total package at the wrong address


i wanted to unfollow God and it gave me the privilege to Edit his profile in the process


The eyes I got when I asked for a lighter today pokaKiosk.


All the good stuff is getting posted right now.... Looks like I can't be on twitter while I'm at work


Was up wayyyy too late online last night


Definitely going to be lonely forever


I went out Philly for Future concert like two years ago we basically walked right in didn’t even need our tickets


I’m bouta cry dawg!


veigh na blow,socorro


Chicken soup + rainy nights =


I REALLLLY hope Trinbago get it together after my last exam inno because I did NOT STRUGGLE AND SCRAPE through this dog mess semester to spend my entire vacation sit dong in my house


I’m Getting Money Nigga Fuck Wen yo mans come home


it’s so weird today felt not disordered


Don’t wanna fall off so I’m all In my bag


A million and one other things I could have been doing


XXL Magazine really letting anyone be on the cover nowadays


Don't you dare let anyone doubt the beauty of your worth!


I told my roommate I want to go allll our for Halloween this year & he’s like BET so all I gotta say is... spooky szn is in full effect starting this week


Strawberries drizzled with honey are my new favorite snack


If I felt like it I’ll drive out bmore


My parents constantly put me down on everything that I do and wonder why I want give up on everything that motivates me


19 ending


They about to start robbing yall ass "visiting" O Block. And CPD gone let em.


The people bitching about Big Ben coming back will be cheering on the Steelers in September and buying tickets to go to Heinz. Whatever happens, happens


Is it me or is the standard of football punditry at all time low?


new angel is playing at pink


I made up my mind I'm going to Stan day6 wish me luck


I be up high where the trees be


They get Danica to come to Atik Romford I’m there


I hate when I call bitches and they don’t pick up but look at yo story


need new anime recommendations


Yo! Why tf is today so FUCKING ANNOYING. Like I’m getting toco bell and they like they don’t serve the fucking item anymore. THEN WHY TF IS IT ON YO MENU STILL!!


French Montana is cute af and has been added to the "can get it anytime, anyhow and any place" list


Why tf mute not here yet


Day 193725262262 of missing Zai


Apple cobbler in the caf


Many things shock me, like a grade 56789 learner who does not know a simple think like when to put a period, when to capitalize which words or names and that I is always capitalized man I could go on and on and on


I get in Target & lose my mind & forget what I came for, that’s why I need to stick to curbside pickup


Ramadan is here


found an app that has Bad Girls Club for FREE, maybe quarantining isn’t so bad


BTS gonja be the talk if the town during scammy weeknd and after too


At the ER waiting for a COVID test bc I found out today that I was exposed


She better be payin her own bills ohh lawdd


Y’all don’t understand U.K rap cuz they have their own lingo


I officially have a degree in Psychology


The incensed sensation of concern because of someone's meme


Idk why my cat feels the need to dig her nails into my leg when she lays on me


Bienvenue dans mes tweets


my worst fear is dying in a car crash while listening to modest mouse and at my funeral i get fucking cremated to float on


Meeting women in engineering makes my day because ughhh they’re rare


Im currently suspended I will follow y'alls back


Then one person can smell raw so early


Isak and ASM on for Willock and Miggy


Well, I guess im a Senators fan this week


Would love to see more professional tools utilize "Spotlight" like search, and keyboard only navigation. Here are a few examples where it's been done very well.


When tf did they make monkey pox vaccine???


Got Disney+ and I have no idea where to even begin?!? SO MUCH CHOICE


Never really been a talker, but a hell of a doer


I miss my Ghoulfriends


Ingrid Brandl Galatea from Fire Emblem: Three Houses wishes they were like you!!


im a strong believer that happiness is a choice


Chicken truffle dry ramen sushi hiro remains superior


My trip to Indiana is booked


$ALPP this is like last Tuesday or the last Tuesday before lol time to slap the ask bears trying to hold it down but obviously bull run the chart now! Let’s finish out strong


PSA: ki/ke lunarians are amazing


I’m not finna die early because of pent up stress. Sometimes you just need to curse someone out and go about your business


well fuck me the 15th and 16th are during my spring break so i guess i’ll see y’all there


Isolation day two Disney+ was the best purchase ever already watched three movies let’s see how many I watch before I go back to work


cape bestie


I been gone … Heyy .


Wow Target, way to splurge on that 5% off for my birthday


Like a cup of life, bitter and sweet, with endless aftertaste


Yall really spending $200+ to listen to Kanye complain about Kim


All math sucks


Smackdown


Loved loved loved But I’m a Cheerleader the musical tonight at @user impeccably directed by @user What a cast! What a show!


It feel like a year since Kerry Washington started her self imposed break from socials


Inside again this weekend


I’d like to say I enjoyed being a skivvy. Unfortunately, I didn’t.


$NKLA Nikola Corp, RUSSELL MARK A, purchased shares valued at 159000 USD, date 2022-12-22, posted 2022-12-27T16:36:39


* Pinches her thigh. ❝ Ugh . . . I think the food is going to legs. ❞


My besties are tempting me into making content again... Everything they make is so good and one of them is making a fansly now


Fuck of Phil


Riches on #ITVX I am hooked!!


A “don’t get yo ass beat” man


How do men just get in bed and pass out


I FINALLY GOT MY FIRST A IN A CHEM CLASS! AND IT WAS ORGANIC CHEM


Cheers Harry, kids crying


Reminder that gossiping about someone is a form of bullying.


my friends birthday coming up and i wish i could buy her an island


People still argue about consoles?


The big spenders in clubs are USUALLY small spenders at home. When streets are impressed, family is depressed


always treat your hair w. care


i'm so sick of my parents calling me fat


Pop smoke a capella no got it on me


I was rewatching Jin’s old vlives. To whoever mentioned Odeng in one of his lives (after Odeng had just passed away) and made him so sad/cry that he had to immediately end the live…I hope you have paper cuts between your toes and step in lemon juice!


im the biggest chaehyun stan no one beats me


I miss being a teen. My knees and shit didn’t ache after long days like they do now


some people really be having no standards smh


You get a nigga pw and no All of a sudden he haven’t texted or flirted with a bitch in 7 months. Gtfoh


The satisfaction after gym


being a Hornets fan is tough


Why not call back retired police officers to help enforce the lockdown, no need to pay them their pensions will more than cover their expenses #nicnic


Ik I’m getting old cus I’m buying detergent and shit


good morning. and everything will be fine, self.


Vildoza side step 3


#BBNaija I hate Queen already


I hate taking my vitamins first thing in the morning cause the after taste makes my stomach hurt


Starbucks croissants are unbeatable


Get in Jota, u beauty


When your spouse is in the military ALWAYS have a different ringtone for them so you’ll know whether or not to answer


I cannnna wait for Monday .... Houstonnnn we have a problem


Women + pp =


How you gonna love a nigga then turn around and hate me?


Not gonna lie, I'm glad Slack is down.


My work computer updates at the most random times


You know when I tell you yeah, this month has been testing my patience


There is one thing I can’t forgive Mourinho & it’s not him taking the spurs job. How are you selling De Bruyne and keeping Oscar


all this preworkout making me feel like a crack head


[22.02.22] it's a beautiful date! drop your @ and i'll bookmark this tweet for memories


Fake Love pegou 1B


Waking up in a puddle of breast milk is crazy


Tell me why i all of a sudden want to watch Boys over Flowers? Just thought of Geum Jandi, Gu Junpyo and the rest of the gang


Windy day


If you found a post you like please share it


Now i can finish my wood in peace


Truth and transparency. Say it with me now!!!!


I’ve been a bit quiet the last few days because I’ve been busy having a clear out of accounts I was following but i didn’t really interact with and didn’t follow me back. Unfollowed almost 2000 accounts since Sunday so the follower to following ration is a bit more even


I cannot believe this black dress doesn’t fit


$AMC I’m still buying, and I’m still holding. Pretty simple really.


D&D really brings up my mood and make me forget about real life problems


It's good to break your routine every once in awhile.


excuse my french


Coming to Starbucks everyday on school breaks is a must now


gonna buy some masks from amazon let’s pray i don’t pull a jun


Anyone wanna buy me a new car? Much appreciated


hearing trouble live in a week ... my biggest flex


It was literally the worst experience I’m outside the car getting dragged but tryna stop her from gassin it


I wanna go to Tropicale so bad


Ima jump out first I Neva been no follower


i can get both hoodies when the merch drops cuz i passed all my finals


Soon as you put up mfz wanna be seen


Get me a PT now


Everyone has a job too go until it’s time too actually do it then everyone mad


I also don’t have enough outfits (I like) for all the events this weekend


Now I felt bad about live streaming Doki Doki Literature Club


the audacity to steal seventeen and dino’s title ????? sorry to break it to y’all but dino is the only future of kpop


I could never put nothin over grindin


I’m bougie now I put Fiji water in my cup noodles now


I've been in Fresno for a month now. This weather is starting to get out of hand


I’m stressing so much rn, I have a test in a little and umm I don’t think I’m prepared


I Just wanna be pampered & get my coochie ate from time to time is that too much to ask for ?


cats will have the freedom to be anywhere in the house, choose to be invading your personal space and attack you if you accidentally touch them


10 years ago today a ruby gem named Primer was created, which later became a CSS framework, and continued to expand into Primer design system including Rails and React components. Design Systems are never done right? Happy Birthday Primer!


I wanna go to a heat game . FLOOR SEATS … @ bae


#JUNEFLEX out on other platforms soon. Thanks for the support


Is it just me, or are thanks to this #COVID19 #coronavirus we entering a situation that with all the closures every day will be a #Sunday


nice save ig


Show me why you’re always smiling. Laugh again and make me fall in love


Why are people surprised that I have tattoos or don’t believe me. Literally one is on my wrist and can easily be seen.


growing a tiny human is exhausting


now don't forget to stream, it's very important ! and we have to allow idle another victory.


Dalot stripping again? Imagine my shock


Nintendo found an European studio, PERFECT for the Metroid franchise, released 2 critically and financially successful Metroid games (the only people in existence that made both Castlevania AND Metroid games).... And Nintendo doesn't buy them


kimchi noodle soup and a gatorade and my headache is gone


Small pin does chook hard


“Why is the show getting remade???” “Why is the style different???” Bro have u ever felt happiness for a cartoon or did u pop out of the womb immediately critiquing a animation


When people post before and after pics of their weight lost but they look the same


If you're worried about AI like ChatGPT replacing humans, just remember: Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


It was the NWTS era when Bobby was locked up, damn feels like a lifetime ago


i hate how different states have different tint laws


Just found the “back” button on Teams. My life has changed - forever and for the better


Thankful for knowing how to do some beauty upkeeping myself. Just did my eyebrows and I’m about to do my toesiesss


I don’t look back unless i c yansh


Been up since 4am and still have so much to do. But I just wanna sleep


Bro I haven’t been this excited for an album in a while, Silk Sonic gonna be legendary


enjoy hell cunts


I love leaving work to get pick ups from dr offices lol jam session


The best way to get your listeners emotionally connected is by creating a community, here’s why it's important:


𝖥𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 half 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗐


I can’t wait to see @user apology video, like what can she say after that video


I knew i lost interest when i didn’t care enough to know bout his day.


Handle the business..then come get under me


It’s really a good day! One of my cousins had her baby today & my other cousin just got released from jail today.


Idk if I want chipotle or 5 guys


I am mean this night. Na hunger sha


Ice-cream to high scream


SWISH/USE 2 typa vibe


devour a full can of pringles. that is what the son of man finna do


You can deactivate your account, but we both know, you’ll be forever addicted to me..


What happened to Twitter live football ? Elon musk don spoil Twitter for us lmao


Hian! Yousef


Having a new video doorbell you realise just how many yoofs are wandering around in the dark with their mates


Hannah Storm standing *right* in those pants on Sports center right now


Followed Houston Traffic for live updates and it’s taking up my whole timeline


20:20 zayn


None of my shit coming in mail


I think I may go to Arkansas next weekend


Get ready law abiding citizens with guns, they are coming 4 you next, Good thing BLM bought up plenty of guns


hey GSC, I know you're gonna make sk8 nendos. you can't not. they're so cute and popular, they'd sell like mad but hear me out, what if you also made Sleki and Troll Langa? maybe Chill Out? I know you wont make vampire Langa, but hey, just make Langa and I'll take it from there


5 nights in Sheffield and haven't visited a pub or had a meal out yet!! How times have changed!! Loving my time in Snooker City as much as ever though and no hangovers yet!!


I feel like it’s all apart of the plan and ima just hold it together


Flight, hotel, car rental all booked for my show 12/11. Gotta bring home the trophies


My toxic trait is making dark jokes out of my trauma and real problems as a coping mechanism


“forever” or “me we”


At this point, ill just wait for a replay


This guy's hella funny.


I know we know lee know


Imagine still believing in the courts


gotta interview tomorrow


I’m perspicacious so I detected I’ve irritated you, I will offer you half of my clementine to make you feel better


BTS TXT TWICE Lauryn Hill Whitney Houston Janet Jackson Aaliyah Beyoncé Brandy Rihanna Megan thee Stallion Doja Cat Solange Normani Chloe x Halle Michael Jackson Prince Tupac please rt to help me find mutuals


Since Facebook went down I know literally non of the people it suggests I know


I like my rappers with talent


i just started A Teacher and


have any artists used artrage? i’m thinking abt buying it


BLUSHING ALL THE WAY HOME


You girls really blocking ya guts with emojis


big things comin


Lil girls can be so annoying


I was in an online meeting today and my stomach growled so loudly that my mic broadcast it to the group


Stop fucking wit my gangggggg


Hace mucho calor :c


You got a 7k refund looking at Louie bags but you got 10k in loans. Y’all priorities are fucked up


I genuinely don’t give a fuck anymore .


if the sound of your mac and cheese doesn’t make your dick hard, you’re throwing


Some songs really do just sound better on vinyl


my favorite girl seriously


IM LOOKING FOR THESE SHOES FOR MY GIRLS


i wanna do a photoshoot with Skylar


I cannot stand ford dealerships


I gotta watch Boat Trip now


I write lot of tweets/replies in my head. Lucky for youz all I don't write them..


All I know whoever win better send that second stimulus out...I need my coins for all these fucking voting calls and text


Haven't skated since moving so tomorrow going to check out a park super early in the morning


Wild how I'm gonna coach a team to a UCL final within 20 years


I feel am the only united fan who doesn't have a united jersey


I just remembered that I got probably 95 l% though Black Widow and never went back to see how it ended


I can get use to these hour lunches


THIS THINGGG CALLED LOVE


All I’m going to say, if you are my friend - read The Coldest Winter Ever like this week


i don’t like to party or go out anymore


My hammies are dead from last night's workout and I love it


I know it’s ableist and classist to be judgmental of spelling but I grade other people’s work sometimes, people who have literally applied to write subtitles. Please for the love of God do not apply to us if you can’t differentiate they’re their and there


I gotta plan , I just gotta Focus.


The power randomly went out in the middle of the day, Instead of calmly checking out the neighborhood or assuming the wind knocked it out, I assumed it was a serial killer, grabbed my gun and did a full house check FBI style. I watch too much Criminal Minds


I need somebody to FT while I do this lil shopping haul ... I need honest opinions


Hav a good day


I ain’t missing no more Bro Trips man! Fuck dat!


Here goes the guy in the bar talking communism and socialism


all my stress Amazon purchases went to the wrong house number


6 tweets today? off ur meds check!!


I hate having my hair touch my shoulders but I hate having it up BUT I also don't wanna chop it all off. Why is my life like this


That’s really crazy, how we go from little ass babies, to full grown adults


So I didn't get my latest Youtube video shot on the weekend... as I've had my first proper job since March! Here's hoping things are picking up. It's been a very dry few months.


cruise me pls


Tfw you’re looking up cute couple poses (for reference) and one of the poses is on the spicer side


Life’s hard nigga


"No such module 'Flutter'"


Mina Kimes is a gem


How many times I gotta re and lag


He gone cook while I roll this wood now das a vibe


me and joy wanna like, swing on your biceps sir. make our dreams come true please


Puerto Vallarta was definitely on my travel list this year


Would love to have someone to penetrate me while locked so I can experience another kind of cumming


I love eating potatoes sooooo much but fuck they make me feel so bloated


The crazy part is no matter the outcome the yt ppl are still gonna be bold af w/ the racist shit. Please stay safe & blessed up y’all


Some old skool R&B album for the evening. Good Music


I will never stop helping you guys become rich. I started this account to make sure you will always have solid trade plans every week. Don’t give up on yourself. Don’t give on your family. Get ready and change your life


Cristiano, again. Showing his class


Ready to lock off all the hoes I don’t have for ah lil boo


Seen some people say Rodrigo didn't spit at Schár just giving him words in his ear but if you see the video he clearly spat and that's why Fab reacted like he did just my opinion. #NUFC


Me & this damn car boy


Appointment Thursday for Omicron variant shot. I'm so boosted, it's as though someone shoplifted me.


It’s a blessing to have your granny mother come visit for a week & be comfortable in your home like it’s hers


Okay but one of my friends got approved to play (premiere!) one of my percussion+electronic pieces on their recital


I’m already over Christmas music


Listening to lockdown by acorn got to lift the mood somehow


Until I make am Una no go see my face card for this app


Why does sending myself my edits from my computer to my phone take so long


[Be]lieve in [you]rself.


I love being the favorite grandchild and only granddaughter


Kristen touched my peepee before marriage


Yaw better get off here being pressed


I can't believe it's already been a year since my boyfriend and I started dating


kiss me one more time just like you're my boyfriend


United fans very quiet on Ed Woodward’s house getting attacked. I wish he would just break the British & world records transfer fee? Oh wait


If you know me you know I’m devastated about kuwtk


Dmmmmm me I’m so bored


my toxic trait is not knowing how to properly cook rice


just catch up with mob psycho


my dad not even 5 min inside and my mom already yelling at him


I want Mariah to speak to me in Spanish


This meeting that's supposed to be over at 4 doesn't show any signs of slowing down


First andy now chris??!! U done gobbled ur last goooooools mista cuomos!!!!! What an awesome day


Omg Emily got this huge picture of Richard in the house. I’m gonna break


Maths has been fucking me up right from time. I can't even do the simplest calculations. Even with calculator sef, I'm still confused.


/ Defenders was just a big ass JessLuke tease. Mfers flirted the whole series


Feel like I just committed a crime


I don’t really like to brag about this but once upon a time I was the record holder for “World’s Youngest Person”


Kr*pke is such a weirdo


I just get so excited for Tuesday nights with @user


I want Almond Rocca


1 thing I’ll never do is lower my standards


Hey sorry if I/we are bad at responding this week friends! PTSD is kicking my ass the same week I have a ton of job work to do and my sanity is hanging by a thread. I’ll hopefully be more responsive again by the weekend! Thanks y’all have a good one


Aren't You nervous that we survived so much this year and now we are in the "final 48 hours" of 2020? This is going down to the wire!!


i put my pear in the fridge for a bit now it’s cold & juicy


hi welcome to my new account


I can’t believe im about to say this but yall, complaining to thomas about the out of order mess wont change anything.


Glad I stocked up on Jelly Bellies!


Life’s been a lot easier since I turned off the notification for my AirPods being too loud


Good morning, may the toxxic people around here get lost.


I’ll never forget that you had “veteran” in your social bios even tho you didn’t even make it through boot camp


Yb better than durk


Can they please not fcking act as if they were 5 yo? Thank you very much... No need for drama here.


i cant watch another sapphic show bc i know for sure it will be nothing compared to killing eve


Bul just let he girl get out the car and go pay for the gas and pump it niggas be outta pocket


Will Clarke’s Arc Music Festival set is literally straight fire


NY in December.


I was busy catching up with AOT and I have to say. The evolution from ch 1 to last one is wow


ion get off til 12 somebody chill wit ya boy


Experimenting to see if my reach will be better on an account that’s more SFW


Hi all, I am at the hospital with my Dad. He has been under the weather for a few weeks and they are going to admit him and get him back on his feet. Please send healing vibes and prayers (if you are inclined)


everything was roses until u started switching poses


I can just try to work and finish my work early. But why would I save myself from the anxiety of getting it done a few hours before it is due?


I think I’m allergic to outside


Hi December! Pls. be nice huh


12 fucking years for that pish


You need to warn people if you drive like you playing a video game. Let me know if this could be my last car ride


i keep feeling ill after eating and im just


but it’s my birthday so ima chilllllllll


Don’t come to my page for answers yo gone see I moved outta state, got 2 kids, a sugar daddy , getting married etc etc


So, just going to put this out there, for snarky good fun: If #Ingenuity is the first controlled, powered, flight on another planet, then what were the descent stages doing when they deliberately flew away from #CuriosityRover and #PerseveranceRover? Hmmmm?


So yeh I'm not scared to throw hands if it's true


Weather bout to get tuff


We come again to gain them followers @user @user kibichii we fb 100%


blonde tonight??? blonde tonight


Just watched Jihyo’s Performance Project. Just as I expected, God Jihyo indeed.


let me just do all my work tonight cause it’s up this weekend


Hey we're so close to 100.. spare 11?


I’m really livin life happily & careless


I have drawings to post but idk if I should post them


Call ha pretty every hour cos she kno she cute


Why do I pay an extra $30 to get fluoride on my teeth when I absolutely loathe the feeling/taste/everything about it?! Makes me so nauseous


brwaktown tweet just skip past lmaojdh funny how my WHOLE FUCKING CHILDHOOD wouldve been normal if my dad wasn't such a pussy and took prescription drugs instead of relying onna drug that works for an hour max


I’m going to make shrimp fried rice today


I might open my commissions this week actually....


This week is starting off just BAD for me! Come on November don’t do that


Protest. (Against inequality) Test. (For fucking Covid) Rest. (Remember self-care) This is my new mantra.


i’m so excited for handle me


$muln #muln Is it DHL?


Really want some wine now or a couple mimosas


Focus your effort on improving your knowledge, skills, experience, mindset & see your growth


Just checking my old tweets regarding sidnaaz omg I was really crazy for them


IM A BIG SHIT TALKER, EVEN BIGGER WHEN I DOES IT . MEXICAN ASFUCK U NEVER KNOW WHO TF MY COUSIN


The DMV be on some shit


I'm back. i thought of making smart moves for some time and be serious with my life but i guess my life is not serious with me.. na mat moves i dey make now make i just dey sleep


Phew! I've got to switch off my data at this point.


I'm okay w/ my thin circle Alsa, they're my real ones


I’m so ready to meet these twins


I challenge everyone to Post something positive about themselves today… start now in the comments


forget astrology what’s your Myers-Briggs type


SA Government will forever fail this country


Bets out tn . I got Lakers -9.5


haha so i might meet up with the bumble guy this friday after a year of texting on ig. in order for that to happen, i have to ask my parents for permission & i'm freaking out


really want to know who keeps making fake accounts of people, today I guess it was my turn


VARANE RUSHED BACK FROM INJURY...ANOTHER WALLY GUNNAR MASTERCLASS


Trying to decide which $60 planner I’m going to buy and never use next year


Life ain’t been the same since my favorite taco spot closed. Rip them folks


When I Graduate I’m Looking Straight Up Into The Sky Cause I Ain’t Do It For Me Man


And it’s gone hihihi


me hoping id get thoma with 20 pulls:


my dogs surgery went well


Ppl doing october dump in igstories with beautiful pics of them at many places.....mine would be full of bht & partogram


All these African artists coming to London and it’s great but still no Omah Lay


The outro of Click lives rent free in my mind


The American Marketing Association New York’s 2021 Future of Marketing study found that, of more than 400 marketers from firms across the United States, 77% of them aim to deploy dream-tech for advertising in the next three years.


Work today wasn't so bad. But I did got quizzed on a lot of things and I failed miserably, especially when it comes to knowing the different hierarchies of people and teams. I got to do some hands-on work using the different systems that they have, etc.


reply for a pic of me


The doctor: we can’t give you this shot unless you take a pregnancy test! Also the doctor: we can give you the pills without a pregnancy test


This IUD had me in me scared af the past 3 days!


She smoking on dick like gelato, I need a sexy lil bih like mulatto


Y’all trolling 24/7


i need chat to stfu with the complaining and the ‘wet your hair’ i can’t do this anymore


I can’t wait for this extended weekend.


A friend of mine from way back went to school for automotive engineering. We would butt heads over religion b/c he was an agnostic Met up w/ him last year; he was surprised about me being an agnostic & now being into cars Looked at me, smiled & said buster became a gear head


My horoscope really been speaking to me lately


my dad has alzheimers and i have depression and the only argument we ever have is "you help me more" "no you help ME more"


Bruh explaining technology and how to do simple shit to the older generation literally makes me want to ram my head through a wall


exam sa income taxation


we really gotta pay bills during a pandemic


The Universe always replaces what exits your life with something bigger and better. Don't be stuck holding onto the past or resisting change. Welcome new Energy. Let go of what needs to be removed. There's great blessings in surrendering and allowing.


Ima do a ArtWalk soon … but come support tmrw ! I’ll be there helping another artist


What's the most rewarding part of your job?


"I owe the doctor my life. Quite a few times over" besties not to be that person but this line better not have any other significance other than being about 13 helping yaz find herself


i get treated like im 5 by my parents


Congratulations to my big bro @Dame_Lillard on his marriage/wedding. What a blessing, I pray that God blesses you continuously. I appreciate your support and wish your family greatness to come!


I just put in an application for a kitten. That kitten is mineeee


man, our media being censored?? love that american freedom and shit, we're so different and better than everyone else around the globe


I hate when a mf try to lie to me. Like dude I got the receipts right here wymm?


Is it me? Or is tarot legit?


Regrese twitter


ONE MONTH AND FIVE DAYS PEOPLE


Me: walking around in heels in the kitchen Also me: this is uncomfortable


So @user and I decided to drive to my parents property to self-isolate. We are staying in a tiny house on the property away from my family, but they are made us dinner. So they drove over to drop it off and they yelled "Uber Eats!" at us as we came out to grab it.


“He said he don’t fwy “ awe and you believed him


I love getting that new order notification from Shopify


Chalo, leave his speech. Let's get back to helping people online and offline. It's clear, it's only us.


Yo I’m deadass falling


One year anniversary is approaching and she doesn’t know about my twitter


middle seat


To karain phir seen Goodnight Wala


February 23, 2021 at 10:00PM Time to drink some water


Hi fads anyone here


am I starting SVU over again for the millionth time?


Was gonna do cardio tonight but I guess I'll take a chill pill.


g'night my beloved friends can someone remind me to update my carrd when I wake up please


#whatsappdown hone ka sirf inko pata Chala ha 1. Couples 2. People chatting in groups 3. Late night talks with friends . Not me till I see Twitter trend


Hey @user @user @user do you remember those amazing back scratcher pens from the conference this year? Anyone have an extra laying around I could have??? I promise to shower you with homemade baked goods and love. It’s for a good cause, I promise


You don't need an experimental vaccine unless you want to be the experiment.


also interesting how the antivaxxers are completely fine with endangering human lives but at the same time are most likely pro-life….


Literally just got a half day from work today and nearly had a break down.


I got my CT scan results back and everything came back ok! There’s still a possibility of nerve damage due to having COVID but it shouldn’t last forever!


I know $btc gonna dump and we're gonna go into a bear market now but yet I'm not selling my positions


why is this seagram's cookies+cream so fucking good like this


manifesting good grades and a fat ass amen


if someone dares me to do something and then says “no balls” after it, i have no choice but to do it


I don’t fit in this immoral generation, I can’t wait to start a family of my own & show them what true love is


The best revenge is showing ppl they ain’t stop sh*t!! gm


My king about to book a triple double


Some days will be brighter than others but all your days matter


You have a private jet, you have money but none of this things can help you at this time. What a shame.


going to my icu practise with the knowledge that covid twink exists makes me feel a lot better lmao.. there's still no info on health care students getting vaccinated so


Bifola pushes people to me for mentoring with prior notice and i push people to him without prior notice.


not the american people skipping past my Armenia posts suddenly talking about performative activism


Couldn’t fuck a bitch that looks toooo much like her brother.


Lolilol


That Kylie Lip Gloss Got My Lips Popping


Thoroughly deserved the win. Creates the better chances and showed great desire and belief, especially when behind.


Starting lineup is literally all AL East players


tootsies wings are so good, happy hour is def my first stop when it’s all said and done


ion mishu sm


We won. Goodnight


Derry girls broke my heart


It has been an insanely good day, listening to Esme from sewing bee, a super productive rehearsal, spontaneous drinks with friends and choir of man to top it off


Anyway, I passed recurrent & I’m certified to fly another year


When you get $800 in taxes taken out of your check


R.I.P. @user didn’t know him but still sad to see someone in the community go, prayers


How you gon’ mess with a bitch that once’s looked up to me.


just saw a pic of pedro and my feed refreshed before i could get a good look


missing you angelo


He aint me so you can keep the comparison


My brothers has come back from Leeds with mumps. Fucking ideal when we are all isolated in the house mind


That Trippn Shit Aint In Me No More . . Do What You Wanna Do


Literally emotionally drained


$UAVS have a day! What a rip


1/25 doyoung mc gaon 1/26 doyoung ost 1/27 is 127 day i expecting something interesting from ilichil


Not me crying in my car after my shift out of frustration HAHAHA


Whats up, You be lookin good today. Today is going to be the best! Have a wonderful week~~~


I don't even know what to watch on Netflix, been scrolling for about 30 minutes


This next illustration is coming out


sapnap do be streaming at times where i’m super super busy


November 30, 2021 My #Fitbit activity : 17647 steps taken, 12.57 kilometers walked/ran, 202 Minutes Lightly Active, 74 Minutes Fairly Active, 150 Minutes Very Active, and 3981 kcal burned


This is for Olympia you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch! Why you open the door for that mf man with yo stupid trifling white fat ass !


Someday someone will choose you & will keep Choosing you everday.


Me i just have one question, all the money budgeted for aso rock clinic, where is it going to, i don't know the amount but, how come they don't have a ventilator? Many questions many questions.


Tory Lanez littttt on IG live rn


Taking everything in me not to text this mf going off


"If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."


Good exchange between super coke and Paulich last night. A Roland Garros epic rally - deuce


Remember all those 'celebrities' that said the unvaccinated were scum, shouldn't be admitted to hospital, shouldn't be allowed to generally participate in life etc..you know..the Esther Rantzen's and Piers Morgan's of the world? Just a reminder that they're all cunts.


I hope this man know. I’ll be popping up at his job


RT 11,000 followers


i want another BABY. once things finish falling into place i WILL .


I don’t like messy shit and I don’t do messy bitches


Prime day deals… yep I ordered a 1tb SSD for my ps5 for £99… don’t look at me


She is bring so much disrespect to Office of the head of house? Pere is mad!


Social media teach us how we “suppose” To live our life , if we ain’t have social media ,y’all wouldn’t even know what the NEXT Person got going on


Ive been eating tacos so much lately. I had some last night and im thinking about eating more for dinner


Black ice coffee and banana nut bread


I need to buy new fishnets


I am so thankful for my niece


Me and steven dey wonder how you dey see dem


Ok, my shoulders and chest are killing me


All these energies are trying drain me and I don’t like it


Excuse the brutality


I hate smelling other ppls scents bc why do ik your house smells like moth balls


thinking about the seijoh 4 being soft and tender with each other when one of them isn't feeling well


Habis je intern, aku akan buat sehabis baik and all out. I'll never give up. Rejection is redirection!


I can’t believe I gotta stress my brain in school to learn shit ian gon use in da future...bye


Can someone give me a logical reason as to why someone would vote for trump


Not everyone will understand your dedication, love , care , time in friendship, so it’s better to expect less and focus on your goals.


Comprar esse Call of duty cold war


they just canceled a surgery so I gots hella down time at the moment


Clapping my a$$ in the mirror for self love


I miss when Disney Channel used to be black


CANADA 12 /12 no falls. … Isn’t that what you are supposed to do?


Fuck her good I'm tryna turn her crazy


The comments/opinions I’m seeing in our towns Facebook group is scary. I knew we shouldn’t have left C-Wood


Idk what im cooking tonight but it’s looking like steak or should I get crabs


Idk how but im determined to save some money to buy ly albums


Scott Rolen is a HOF!!! Lets go! Now does he go in a Card?


Ima mod my Benz


ughhhhhhh fuck bro


My boy team 2-0! I’m that mom that’s yelling to the top of her lungs


Y'all have any tattoo suggestions?


just got diagnosed w cool guy syndrome


I actually had hearts on my coupon to get beat at first then thought nahhh surely not but here we go.Only team letting me down.Fkn knew it. Changed it to a draw on one & a win on the other!Wouldny ever back us to get beat but that's how confident I am with us these days! Pish.


I want to get into vinyl but I don't have a single record or even music related store in my city


auto off ng chat head e


my mom just told me that im her sunshine, crying rn


i think im going to need a binder soon


When the crust on my Uncrustable is still hard, it really burns me up


Madeline just tried cows milk for the 1st time and she started crying


Grateful for everyday


I’m surprised that I’m surprised when people lie about the most minuscule things.


Y’all ever zone out so bad you miss your exit?


I want Tua


Whaaaattt a catch from Kieron Pollard


adulting comes at you fast man


DWTS music


Your pals come first, wish a could turn back that clock


I hope Kidd doesn’t go home on Sunday


Honestly today, I feel to order pasta even though I got food in my fridge


I turned up the volume of my music but they are arguing louder...annoying


#QUACKITY: this makes me gag... I don’t know if it has to do with the name (blowouts)


The way my car looks in dark stormy weather is just


thnk u pi


The last nigga I took serious I actually thought he was dope he turned out to be baking soda


ma moms birthday party finna be LIT ! cant wait


i’m literally blessed! anything i speak on i end up receiving in due time!!!


If you a real nigga retweet this


Beef is the most versatile meat out here. Can’t compete


Can definitely tell when people coming around for the wrong stuff .


Me: I can’t wait for Chief to be big enough to not crawl under the couch and eat the fabric under it! Also me: Please stop growing


#brentfaiyaz music


So happy my Babydaddy got the job


I was just about to play Bayern asian HC


When I pops my shit, I pops my shit baby. Please believe me


Boys just be fucking up on they own , no help needed


Jumped in RE7 for a quick run-around, then I get absolutely bombarded with the boss I've already killed and a bunch of them mold zombies. I think I'll play something else for now


Ohhh found old videos of when I was a baby and having time with my dad before we left us special moments


I love me a lil skinny btch wit a lil booty


percy pig sauce is disgusting


you fight for equality yet ang whole tweet mo is the opposite of that. equality also entails respect dude


It feels like drinking water after 3 weeks


I'm officially a "startup tech bro" now


Kinda want to trade in my car for a bronco


Been working on figuring out this youtube for ages


Hackthebox first step done #linux


That Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich combo is just something else


Black Air Force 1s with the exposed foam on the tongue


Next year Dec by this time I go experience the snow some


Why y’all think y’all better than everybody? Ain nun


Man it’s laced weed going around Va. do not worry about it. I will sit it tf out


i went to rue 21 today and definitely felt like i was too old to be in there


Not me mapping out the entire property and placement of every plant.


make the best out ya day.


if i could just nap all day after work i would but i gotta eat


You know yo nap was good when you wake up thinkin it’s tomorrow.


Oh nothing. Just very actively NOT doing homework that's due tomorrow.


Le service publique


- had the best cry last night..


I need a Date night it’s been a min


Been feeling real low and sad lately


Za got me talking Slurdddd


I need brownies today, but also stepping out to get them is not an option


Kelly oubre


i was rooting for the 8th prince but ep 11 changed my mind


I'm sitting at my desk for 20 minutes. My autonomy expired. Back to bed.


Uk I hate a mad hoe where the glad ones at


Good morning #WritingCommunity friends! Hope you all have a fantastic day! Wha good things are happening for you?


i just broke a damn nail. im pissed


Oh lord i need that kind of money to buy Tesla company and Twitter, Amen


I couldn't mow a straighter line on my lawn than there is on Chucky Schumers forehead. Just saying please carry on and enjoy food and drink this evening.


Will hopefully wake up in the morning to court documents proving this is real...goodnight


Y’all fake love thick women


my last week was probably the best week i've had since my trip to manali (in jan)


2022 is not for kids . If you no get mind pls shift


I don’t wanna give a fuck anymore


It might have taken a Pandemic to get there but inbox zero is a sweet, sweet place to be


I be wantin a girlfriend I juss get tired of the same person after a while


Not a baseball person, but, HE'S IN!


i want some sweats


I hate when bitches that I don't like talk to my man like its legal bitch I will kill you stop


Planning a trip and barely getting a response from the group chat is the most annoying shit


LOVING this cold, rainy weather


Cater to me , I’ll cater to you


Soo much joe content lately plz


I love me. I love the woman I’m becoming. And I’m never going to stop.


Ima be a single spoiled pretty gf


I think a symptom of ocd we don’t really talk about is how it can sometimes make you feel like everyone around you hates you. That coupled with trauma and adhd rejection sensitive dysphoria makes for a really quirky cute mix


On Sunday I decided to start a 3 day water fast. Only water and no food all Sunday, Monday, and today by 5pm PST I’ll be having dinner at my moms. I’M READY!!


WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE that Brief19 has entered a one-week agreement with @user permitting them to share our content on their app and site! This will bring our high quality briefings to MILLIONS of healthcare workers/students across the globe! Spread accurate info!


Bae cooking steak & shrimp tonight


Technically we have time to add another match or 2 on Sunday.


stir fry and bad bitches only by migos going to hit differently now


it's a bug, not a feature. but


this cheddar cheese & caramel popcorn mix is really weird but i still like it


Yeah I’m not going to over work myself tho


I had a full day at work today and that makes me so happy bcz I really love my job


It ain’t nothin


Levanter vibes yong scars


i just found out i won the pumpkin carving contest at work


It's not always the loud extra Karen's you got to worry bout setting yo ass up its them sneaky Sarah's and Susan's br on the most fuck shit ever esp in office


Y’all I got the long French tip nails back... so when I say I’m BACK ON MY MF BULLSHIT just know I mean it


Twice need another song like one in a million T-T the way that song touches my heart


No sleep for the wicked. Damn


In 20 days zhongli will come home. Before his banner end


So I'm guessing New Jeans will win Best New Artist since they weren't called for the Fave New Artist Award last night


Damn that salmon was slammin!!


TONIGHT YALL TUNE IN TO @user CAFFEINE IMMA BE ON THERE CELEBRATING THIS WIN


All you gotta do is look good n show up


Can’t wait till the girls get here so we can step out. My fits are super cute


I’ve saved so much & I love it , so anything I buy or do is DESERVED


Having therapy on 4/20 ayyyy turn up


Great gig @embrace @user #favouritevenue. Caught the end of @user - lovely couple of songs and top jacket! - to be investigated further! @LotteryWinners #missedyouloadz #loveyoumost. Sedgey @user - shame you were too sad to come


May your December be full of love and positivities!


Is it still called secondhand cringe if you’re watching your own stream??


Some girls I went to school with still dress the same and have the exact same hairstyles. Like literally not changed at all. Just got older. Madness


doing mondeling on Tokyo Drift


All my tatt bouls on sum bs today !


tried braiding my brothers hair lmfaoo


Live 6 horas


I wasn’t expecting the Shingrix vaccine #2 to kick my butt so hard. I’d better not get Shingles after this.


Got the biggest paycheck I’ve ever gotten today.


Yogurt is good for you and all but it taste like


I rode @JoshAllenQB to two fantasy football championships this season. #FantasyFootball


Life just ain’t hitting the way it used too


cant believe how close i am to admit im double biasing in txt


Random person at the airport: you seem nice! You should have kids! .....no thanks


So many ways to make money. What did u think is the reason ppl don't make it??


Gonna take a little time away from #IndieGameDev to focus on that USS Massachusetts model. Anyone have any suggestions for 30's-40's music while I work? Gotta make a lady feel at home.


craving an Indian so much rn


My labels came in


having a nice smile is top tier


There is always someone who jumps on DE&I topic to mince words.


Her: Blocked Me Callin Her Job: Yes I Have A Urgent Message For A Employee


THIS TAEKOOK FICS MAKE ME


I grab my glock, it been through a lot But it still shoot like new


como amo i'm yours


Niggas don’t ever know how to think outside the box


Men in blue @CanaryMugume @SamsonKasumba


Fvck! I don't need words, I need effort.


I am going to kms dead dead ass like today would be the day that does it for me


Anybody else think as a kid that you had to say “see you in the morning” before going to bed so you and your family wouldn’t die in your sleep or was that just me


Interview time


NSFW JUST SAW SOMEONES FUCKINF DICK ON SNAPCHAT IM DONE


Girls who wear wigs hair be long asf


Hey @user thank you for tweeting I needed followers yesterday... I lost 200 in the #FlagDay #Purge I’m most grateful for your help and it worked


I need a snocone in my life right now


Do I wanna make tacos on this good Tuesday?


I SAID A BEEF HOT LINKS


ughhHhHhH i got one of those receipt rewards app and im a bit addicted to it but they wont let me scan more receipts


Followed someone simply because the person reminded me of my favorite body


Oh no.. I don't even believe it since that account playing like that


I swear if I lose an AirPod from this wind at csusb imma lose my shit


Now, #Hoshangabad will known as 'Narmadapuram'.


Bad Bunny announcing his new tour is gave me flashbacks & anxiety bc I SWEAR I will cry this time fr if I can’t get tickets again


Not our son Jesse being all popular and famoso.


#horny #hookups anyone near Charlotte NC looking to fuck?


The @Jaguars defense was much improved in every aspect this year. If the offense can be a little more consistent (start the game off on the right foot) then I think the defense will improve even more next year. Add a couple of changes/ add a piece of 2 and this defense will be


I’m amused. On FB I’m being called a nazi by a liberal and here I’m being trolled as a leftist. Clearly, no one’s heard of the Center (or critical thinking)


hi guys im having a tough time mentally and not feeling very sexual rn so for a few days im gonna treat this more as a shitposting acc, dms are still open bc I need friends


How does everyone feel about grenades in pubg? Are they fine they way they are or do they need a change? If so how would you implement them?


“What men can do woman can do better “ I will never believe these statement until I see a woman urinate in a bottle


Forget the fact that everyone is fooling on social media dear, they working on their lives behind closed doors. Don't be left out. Stay focused


bruh if they have The Crag as a tourney viable stage, smash is over


I feel like I’m loosing myself


A draw between Wigan and Stoke tomorrow night puts us in the relegation zone and a win for either side sees us just 1 place and 1 point above it. Hardly a great welcome for Rosey and a tough gig at Millwall on Saturday is it


Craving spiced mussels in oyster sauce


#iran don't play football anymore. Go home with THAT shit game. Awful. Can only cry. #USA congrats with go through


Did a thing.... could be the beginning of something bigger.


Big rotation in the line-up today. Thoughts


The Packers not doing anything at the trade deadline LOL


Can’t wait for my laptop to be fixed


Ppl reach out to me for business advice and the main thing is networking w other business owners, posting on social media & keeping track of your spending


I wonder what Jack gone say now that Mel pregnant


I look old today


Ppl acting like Phil sharing his story, struggles and traumas to help young lgbtq+ people overcome theirs counts for nothing


tngh bosan ni drop ur ig username and i will follow


Wow it's only tues


I kept putting off a piece of work that I started Cz things kept coming up. I completed it today. The piece that was previously outstanding only took half hour and that’s half hour including distractions


When you think this gvnt can’t get any worse, since Monday they’ve blamed young people for spreading COVID dispute telling us to eat out & go to work, have admitted to intending to break international law & voted against implementing the recommendations of the Grenfell inquiry


Arsenal finished top of the European Super League in alphabetical order. Mikel Arteta is a genius.


As Ego’s album has been out for just over a week, we’d like to know what’s been your favourite tunes from it?


My boss has left for the day


Why don't they get Rodgers a steel toed shoe to prevent further damage


can’t nobody cut me off , don’t nobody do enough for me to affected their loss


They still won't progress past semi- finals of UCL


I literally can not process how much emotion I have rn, Porter's work had saved my life in the darkest time, and to be getting new music just when I feel like I've been in that place again is something special. @porterrobinson all I can say is thank you


Coming home to new books from my wish list and a fresh martini ready


Nice isolating for 10 days


found our long lost half brother and sister


Trynna hold my tears back cause I don’t like to cry


Whenever ya man pisses you off eat some hot Cheetos around the time when you know he gonna ask for some head. Then gaslight him when his dick burning and tell him it’s his fault cause he asked for it


Absolute dick heads selling #nufc tickets for double the price man! Be a decent person man,


Good Morning to everyone here at #studytwt. Please stay safe & healthy. Don't forget to drink water. If tired take a rest. That's all, have a good day ahead of you


My car will be here Saturday


Never imagined personally that in my/our lifetime we’d have to experience a pandemic quite like this. The saddest part about it is all our loved ones we’ve lost… though I will honestly say that it’s made people be more supportive for others when they’ve needed it most


my dog just growled at me for moving in MY bed girl sleep downstairs then


Anyways have a good day everyone jk is an artist !!


I want to sleep and my sister won’t leave my house


The gym has humbled me b2b days and I miss my school gym


Some of you needed the home workout routine Tbf


I seriously hate life so much RN


I get so excited about science and nature stuff


Had 3 hours sleep now I feel all refreshed waiting to start the day again


Free my husband


Dear Mr doctor man, I have lived with this condition for 3 fucking years. DO NOT TRY TO FUCKING MANSPLANE MY FUCKING DIAGNOSIS TO ME. Sincerely, A person who had to fight a switch so they didn't go to jail.


Now finish them off Vincey


Just now getting off, today was terrible


Uh ohhh stinky


I really hate this faja when I gotta use the bathroom


Recently we made a great discovery: all best m/m ships are elezen x hyur xD I mean... Urianger and Thancred, Guydelot and Sanson, Emmanellain and Sicard, they are perfect duos


Puro marketing sentimental.


When I’m outve college, I’m buying a brand new car. But catch me whipping around in a 2003 crown Vic


I work whn I want, I do what I want. She get what she want, I call her my wishy one.


What he gone perform?


life has been v lit lately


Tamilore gave me the human interaction I didn't know I needed. Anyway, back to me talking to these noisy birds and my phone


If you no dy retweet my business tweet, you’re not my friend sha.


I want to do a self defense course and teach.


oooo minecraft boxing matches and another deal or no deal but better!? i’m excited dream is out HERE


You bitches who sneak diss your “friends” on the net are passssed weird


We all want to see the gallery of hobi


10yrs ago when I left Med school, I was applying to join the Nigerian Navy. Man was legit but erroneously fooled by the glitz & glamour of my uncle who was a naval officer. Thank God U.K. happened … I’d have been somewhere in one tiny clinic at Sambissa forest now. TUJ


I was so excited to get home and start tackling some of these big projects on my to-do list. No that I'm finally home I have 0 motivation and just want to sit on my ass all day


Big up darwizzy, glad to see him get another one


The build up to that goal was disgusting


Giving too much f*cks about unnecessary and unimportant situations guarantees you an ephemeral mode of happiness


Is a 20 min nap possible for me


Hate to see him with the C's. Good fit for him. But what a historic fumble right there. Still young to recuperate the loss. But fire your agent 1st, Dennis.


Waaaaa Giroud


how are females sharing wigs like that’s disgusting af


I leave out the car not even 2 minutes & Hálo done got into my lip gloss got it all over her face


Today is a reassurance that e go still soft for us… Oluwa dey for us


Riding around without an ac is crazy , idk how I survived most days


Late nights and early mornings have me ready for bed at 6 pm


It’s hard to catch what you don’t see


Lost my cards,lost my sunglasses, got a tattoo. Next please


new achievement: dois dias sem jogar lol


These people keep calling my job moaning on the phone


My own sister doesn’t even check my texts


Zaboura


If this man tells me he just want to die one more time


Grrr... it's time for me to face the reality of going to fuckin work


so y’all really like flats ?


Now watching #DemiDWTD


This Ecuador and Senegal game crazy


Nap was jus bomb


I used to want to have a big family and now the thought of children makes me wanna throw up a little…… like, I don’t want a bunch of broke bitches living in my house


big boobs are a pain in the ass (in the chest actually) they are always in the way.. give me a flat chest pls


At work today we did a virtual healthy relationships 101 presentation and had literally 90 youth attend. Wtf. We’ve never had more than 2 before


my country ass is going to continue to eat sugar grits and y’all can’t make me feel bad about it


Y’all I picked up some tailoring today and not only do the dresses still not fit, but she used scented detergent on them so now I also have a migraine


our beloved summer with taehyung's ost is making me so kilig


I might kms ~< ingat ka!


Why tf I ain’t get my check yet


Idk what the universe is trying to gain but it’s really been testing my parenting abilities and patience. Kill me now pls


Wonder is Zimmer can pitch. He can't hit for shit so maybe he can pitch?


When you get the gender dysphoria talk out of the way so he can better understand you


one thing about me im going fall asleep


RIP Milo


$SPY Biden To Deliver Remarks On Russia, Ukraine At 2 p.m


Is it just me or none of these commentators mentioned Coach Nell’s letter


I want more pastel creators to follow


Can i have a signed #FluffyFunkoPOP


Gotta be more to life than chasing every temporary high


Do I need to sell my soul to get some long soft faux locs ? Like let me know


*taps my shoulder* you did great.


Made him lose nnn alr


i want dr. Jared Kalu to cut me in half


Never let a hard time trouble us


Flew to Texas on Sunday in a masked plane and now flying back in a maskless one


I have like 6 close friends.. which have been my closest friends for the past 4+ years. & honestly I’m more than happy with that. They’ve been the most faithful friends & have been with me through my mom passing away, my hardest break up, & my son being born


TW//misogyny,homophobia(??)idk what else - - - - - - - - My parents just said that a woman's purpose is to hope to be married to a good man one day, and a man's purpose is to pick a wife. And yeah the man PICKS the wife. Wtf


Watching the news while my babes makes dinner! This is what makes me happy


Baked Tilapia, sticky rice, broccoli & sweet corn


Nah, I’m deleting that tweet.. why is that such a trigger!?


I remember when I was little I was jealous that my mom paid more attention to her bird so I smacked it off our balcony then helped her look for it as if I didn’t know where he went


POSTIVE VIBES ONLY!


Once corona gone ima go back


African leaders especially the ones I’m connected to!!!! Those supplies were given to us free of charge Let it remain like that!!!!! Anybody that puts a price on any of those prouducts will ...


That amazing feeling when you realize Homenetmen scouts taking over instagram


u can look but you cant touch


good luck broja


guys be ready for me to spam on new years cause it’ll be my first kiss


$epik is pamping my frends


My anxiety never allowed me to play Tetris


Being a single adult means deciding whether to eat a real dinner or just @Oreo and milk


the car ends up being timing belt


i desperately need my cards read


My grandma be looking so cute when we FaceTime


Nowhere has noodles fuck it’s a shortage


sometimes i think he doesn't want to be rude with that fansite but damn, there's something called privacy, let him buy his perfume without following him around, and i don't mean the pic i shared bc he looks happy smelling the fragrance, but that other fansite bothers him


Wow, you have friends? You have roots somewhere? Spoken like a true NIMBY


Lampard is taking chances with James & Odoi


I love @katiethurston ! We honestly have a lot in common. When I was watching The Bachelor last season, she reminded me of myself. Loving this season of #TheBachelorette so far


just following people hoping they follow back


in exactly 3 months i would like a “happy birthday lisa” from you


The way my Snapchat just updated itself to this BS is just rude.


Actually starting to look forward to the new season now


seeing hai, faye & trin last night made my heart happy


Cant wait for the first gym pump when it re opens


my sweet tooth is on the roof


That made my stomach turn


Lynnettes driving is like a roller coaster. But for free. I luv it


Bono’s got the most votes to go so far


one day me and isis gone fight cause she love trying me


ive gained 5lbs!!!


everyone should try to watch The Help. It's a very good movie


Done Had Two Scares..That’s Exactly Why I’m Getting On Birth Control


Extra ordinary tinz don dey, ordinary tinz no dey do me again.


Watching baseball works better than melatonin fr


I just figured out what song will be the transition song that turns my wedding reception from wholesome to strip club


if my profs asked me "why are u still in arki?" again at this point in time... baka iba ang masagot ko shshs change my mind tomorrow pls


Today was my first day back to school! Sorry I won’t be as active on pocket camp but I’ll still try to do as much as I can in game


I really feel like Aaron calls me to trigger me like boy


Watching jules’ special episode


Olivia Coleman is brutal in fleabag, i love it


I buy ha Tiffany just to see ha smile


A phucking cacophony of incoherent stupidity. Holy phuk, what an embarrassment. At least he's sticking to the basics with "chaina," "best ever," "like you couldn't believe." Sad.


Just woke up!! What a good 10 hrs of sleep


I’ve been spending my mornings walking around town and I’ve found so many good places to eat at


Auditions need audacity


Im in the weird phase of I want to play games but I have too many games and I don't really feel like playing them....


Thinking about getting into filming and making vlogs can I get everyone’s opinions


just nearly got killed by a horse no replies


Man Ro funny asf on clubhouse


Mazapanes ain’t all that


I know I just got my sternum done not even a full week ago but I’m already wanting my next tat


good morning HHAHAHAA new me


Mfs be like "I'm so short" then u find out they only an inch below average


i’m making a new moonmoon edit


pls let my man shows his forehead


Watching @PoseOnFX from season 1 -3 for the millionth time . I wish they bring this show back


Shout out to Juice WRLD man RIP


“Girl I gotta watch my back cos’ i’m not just anybody”


Talk to me in Spanish baby


that’s the way to shut me up after an argument


Again want to thank @user for our GFX he's done already and for the upcoming season. Get messaging this guy for any GFX work. From player banners to team packages, he does it all and all top quality work!


Guys in 2 months we will basically be half way through 2020


wo bi won shey wo Gavi nile


Social media created bullies that can’t fight


I drove to meet up with a friend... I should've checked my cheesecake and didn't I sat in traffic for 3 hours and.... I have plain cheesecake. I know better


I’m feeling real McDonald’s fries & ice creamish today.


Another 4 day work week for me. Next week too….. and da week after that


Ok so what if there was more relic modes like scorched but with different kinds of relics Rift or ball fights, including throwing the ball Vex cranium laser tag Vog relic shield war


Deep cleaning is a certain type of healing


There are not many days that I come home from work and have to go up the garden and scream.... today is one of them


Making the kiddos spaghetti tonight for dinner. And I’ll be having cheese dip


I’m in this computer class and today she made us learn how to type correctly. It’s very annoying. Anyway one things I had to spell what dilf but spelt djlf. I’m having a great day


I am my daddy daughter. Being ignored gone eat me up every time.


Shrimp and spinach stuffed salmon w some rice


Iont get no sex


The fact my brother really free and screening calls is sending me not mr accept my free call real quick


Hey @user how many paychecks have you missed out on? Wanna bet that’s going to change


Growing up poor has made me a slut for hamburger helper


Henny and Monster for the rest of the day


There is a mosquito in my house and I can’t find it. I already have 6 bites


They Either MAD Cause You’re Doin’ BETTER Than How They Left You Or Cause You’re Doin’ BETTER Than You Were When Ya’ll Was Together… FUCK EM


Devel dey wear white... Angel dey wear black... Buh you too blind too see...


Having to paint my on toes right now is beyond meeee


All these numbers keep calling me


Perfection is too boring , I will go with my flaws proudly.


Route 216 ost always


feel shit might play sum minecraft


On to the second leg


My child not even 2 and giving me a run for my money


this is me looking for cameras


I cooked me a roast last night in my crockpot


cavaaaaa tonightttttttt


So glad I walked 35 minutes to my polling place and they didn't even have any I Voted stickers


I'm 1558490 images old.


Got the blessing I needed


Grade school is the cutest concept. You just grow up in this one building, every year gaining another relationship with an adult who cares about you, and they all watch you grown and learn over those 4 or 5 years and then by the time you leave you’re like a pre-teen. Like wow


I’ve never seen a single episode of #FBIMostWanted


8/10 I’m trolling so if you taking my tweets seriously you like like dis


Why can’t y’all , just ONCE, send my checks, book your sessions, be as quiet as possible, and overall not fuck anything up


this shìt go get serious abt my money this ain’t no fkin play dough


They know me and gang don’t hate on shit we been touching loot since jits on bro


Don’t Fucc Ya Mind Tryna Compete Wit Me, I’m Really Boutta Pop My Shit.


I finished the work. I want to save it and that's when Corel Draw starts lagging....


since i will be going to worlds here's some guidelines i would appreciate for y'all to follow while interacting with me! 1. don't.


That's a coorse wind. Plus side is, it's due to be another scorcher in the morning


Yk you bad when you could pose from any angle


20 minutes for a goal in the Swansea v Brentford game


I don’t understand why everyone wants txt to be problematic? Literally one of the few groups that doesn’t walk around getting into scandals everyday and yet y’all…want them to do ignorant shit cause it fits your anti txt agenda?


Some days I feel like things are going to be fine, and some days I read travel advisories that basically say “if you find a way to travel don’t come running to the government to get you home!”


Forgiving you is easy. It’s the knowing you don’t forgive yourself that’s not.


My baby can sleep though my dogs barking, loud music, me cleaning or doing the dishes etc. But the moment one of my dogs shakes their damn ears that’s it he’s awake


Overtime in 30 minutes


Awkward moment when you didn’t even realize social media stopped working


I love the smell of fresh chopped garlic.


More coffee is needed. I just tried to dial a number in my calculator app


Open this thread for a surprise


Just wait till Merv King v Price tommorow. That is going to be prime time viewing


why tf did the world news say bts are going on hiatus bc they hit a rough patch and their millions of fans are upset… WHY ARE YOU LYING ON MY NAME


I’m saving up to buy a mini fridge for my skincare products


my irl name is jzzmaster


When your laptop goes out in the middle of you updating your website and printing shipping labels the joys of being a entrepreneur nobody speaks about


i wanna wear your name around my neck.


I wish you could leave a 3 person gc, i be ready to gtf


I’m at the stage of my life again where mornings are so heavy.


Serendipity is what excites me


girl fuck him i was gonna break up w him anyway


watch those friends who insult you while “giving you a compliment”


I have always held my tongue to not hurt peoples feelings BUT I outgrew that shit so fuck you


Free Emma Coronel ! She didn't do anything


We're looking at different aspects of early 2000s media at uni, at the moment specifically regarding female/female presenting bodies, and uhm, yeah, I'm not surprised teenage me developed an eating disorder


OH MY GOD ROAD TO 1k tweets


I need the pool, a water park or the beach. Who's tryna get wet?


the jp ver. wow


what do I gotta do to win a PR package from @user @user


Feel like i dont have friends anymore


ah, jiang chengs parenting towards jin ling though,,,, A literally reflection of madam yus parenting to the yunmeng sibling


shout out to the education system for giving me no classes on fridays


Celebrate Izzy Wilson's 20/20 season next Tuesday with a bobblehead giveaway presented by SportsMED! The first 2,000 adults 18+ will score one!


Visiting the Imperial War Museum tomorrow (our grandson will be with us, indeed it was his request.) I've warned my bank to ignore unusual looking activity on my bank card...


This job is turning me into a fragrance gay


I’ve been having so much sex today


Las mujeres quieren twerk, twerk como Rihanna baby work, work


Follow-up interview to last week’s interview takes place tomorrow morning at 10:30 EST. Please think positive thoughts, I really don’t want to blow this. Much appreciated!


why don’t I have shit and we leave next week


$AMC if it gets through 17.50 this time then I think we will see 19. Chart looks like 19 is happening.


jersey shore is my comfort show


sometimes I think abt certain students and I just want to cry THEY DESERVE SO MUCH LOVE AND I-


currently on the verge of tears in my calculus class.


Xio really made me bike 15 miles as a beginner


Mortgage company is lowering my APR


Might apply to go on Supermarket sweep, who wants to be my partner?????


I Don't Have To Proof Myself To A Hater


My dog is shedding so much hair im concerned


Today was probably one of the best days iv had in awhile … idk what it was but today was a really good day and I feel myself getting out this slump iv been in for awhile.


I want a house yall


Not being able to fall asleep is such an inconvenience my to life these days.


why is it always jeno?


Like this if you want Salah subbed off


i want some seafood man


These snacks hittin rn


i hate the sound of rain


hey guyz lets show some love drop your handles and follow who likes and retweet this post


On top of all this shit, Robby Anderson and Thor... just like that... 2020 never stood a chance


not the alpine f1 car being in my city this friday and saturday but i can’t make it either day to see it


im so excited about this fucking booklet bc i can add it to my photo gallery


If you no get money your caring na disturbance


Took me a long time to finally invest time to setup @user by exporting TOTP Seeds from Authy (major thanks to @user for the educational YT video). "TOTP Seeds"


I hate when I go in overthinking mode


Lmfao found out one of my close friends is an antivaxxer


I want a fried lobster tail


GOODNIGHT ONLY TO @Ashton5SOS WHO LOVES IGNORING ME


#TheMorningRush #IAmAWalkingContradiction of my in law. she keeps on complaining about her credit card bills. e lahat ng kilos swipe, lahat ng apps naka check out.


$JASMY gained over 100%! Yo I’m gassed! It reached up to 35¢. This little gem is killing it!


I can’t tell if I wake up nauseous cuz of my ouid habits or cuz of my horribly detrimental sleeping schedule. Either way, it fucking sucks


Next them the bad guy writes me, I'll lie - like. I already plan it and all that bc i can't lie good but I will and that hopefully will reform the distance from before this mess happened/started


Who could have guessed that Twitter would get even weirder after kicking off trump?


Anything is possible!…… You & I ain’t tho…….


Thanks Nintendo, now I have 4 games I'm excited for before the year ends


Imma be honest untill this year I didn't know who Taika Waititi is


Salt Kills Slugs Not Playas Bitch !!!


I think I finally know what I want for my forearm tattoo


The fact that school is about to start in two weeks and I still have not went school shopping


I wanna attend a concert with someone i love


Can’t let Mfs catch you slippin on this bird app


ALL FOURS FOR ME ON THE FLOOR WITH ME


I'm in a real good mood tonight. Paise chor ke kuch bhi maang lo de dunga.


Uh oh think I’m going to open my little blog and write in it again


I got the txt season greetings today, any predictions about who I’ll get?


Y’all phone on light mode or dark mode? Mine still on light


Whenever I’m roasting potatoes for dinner my dog won’t eat his kibble because he loves potatoes


is ur name neva?? bc neva gonna give u up neva gonna let you down


Beyond excited I get to wear scrubs every day at my new job


Had to re-up on my edibles and alkaline water.


Bo hit that last grand slam for me on my birthday.


02z Rapper pls


They are pounding on Jet big time tonight


They would cancel me if I got on live with Kevin Samuels


twitter need to bring back fleets before spring break


I didn’t know there were so many baddies in marketing


omg, is it a new apartment? please please ye sach ho


y’all act like y’all didn’t see that last tweet


Eddie just ft me & my baby literally has powder EVERYWHERE


Any family voting for Trump ain’t getting no Christmas presents from me


Chadwick Boseman auditioned for Drax first?


Not all my music deleting off my phone


I hope I'm wrong, but all the current signs are suggesting that that there's gonna be a hot war involving Iran soon


You gotta speak It into Existence so yeahhh that’s what I do


I can’t believe @user and @user hung out w/o me


15 year old in bmore died from the child version covid 19... damn


Being an adult is pretty wack. Deep cleaned my bathroom and that made me excited


Winds me up that we can never turn the Jacks over because they are absolute bunk every time I watch them against anyone else


aray naman 20th century girl


Who wants to stay up with me until December


happy 9th anniversary jimin


I say “cheee” a lot, like a lot


Nvm. It’s kinda gross. I can’t cook for shit.


Make decisions and never look back


Sliding Back To Parx In A Lil


Sneaky links hit different when you single


I love getting tattoos, but I’m not a fan of the healing process. I have now entered the itchy phase


If you’re freaking out over this sell-off... Congrats. you’ve invested more than you can afford to lose


Bowling shirts


Spazz really be talking


Somebody lyin


Full night in hospital


young turnt nicca ain no holdin bac


Officially on DND until next Wednesday


Sad cuz am not gonna get to see one of my close pals


Idk what’s in Tuesday’s air today but BABY, please do not send me another “how you been?” text, because I promise you I will not respond.


My exes been lookin reall good lately


Bout to make me some fresh Tuna.


when yung akin


Hypocrites are funny


wonki's deep voice


Brandi Carlile-The Joke


Don’t mistake my silence for timidness


$QQQ $NFLX Is not in the top ten holdings of $QQQ its less than 1% lol


Possible interview with a MSP coming up..


I have been trying to download the files my IT teacher sent me for the last hour wtf is this shit


I hate when I don’t eat all day, but as soon as I take a bite of something I feel full


My motto this august was broke but not broken


i hate looking young except when i get the student discount at work on food bc they don’t think im an employee


Just logged onto #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons to close all the blinds in my villagers house, turn off all the lights and put her in bed to sleep


RIP DEMBE


Does your own laugh make you laugh even more?


If you thought yesterday was good then I can’t wait till you guys see what I have for everyone today!!


So, while writing Heisenberg I think I discovered the best way to describe my deceptive hotel owner/serial killer: A Schadenfreude Communist. He enjoys seeing others suffer, especially those whom society has privileged... But he will also just make anyone he can miserable.


Snapchat : Roddymitch_mitc follow me


Pink be looking so good on everyone


Think it’s just my time to move away


I love me a well groomed man, like smell good , good hygiene, clean organized


What have you learned that has helped you become the person you are today? Take your time to think about it!


pepino with lemon & tajin sounds bomb asf rn


Skincare is expensive!!!! You want a good skin,you have to be ready to pay for it and also put in the work. You can’t achieve Mercy Aigbe’s result with a Shatta Bandle’s budget


Like where tf are all my light blue jeans


if u tryna order some food i can get it half off for u


Today was an amazing day for me tbh, gonna go back to Sweden to see my bf for Christmas and my birthday, and one of my favorite lol character is gonna get a hella cute skin what a lucky day


I really want to go on a date where you can create or make things. Like artipsy or that candle making place. Something artistic


I put my sister’s Etsy shop link in my bio, go check it out!


im at day 25 (???) and I'll do anything to get rinne today because I'm tired of this, wish my dias luck


good morning dab have a nice day! semangatt


I ordered matching his&her T-Shirts with my picture on the front for Christmas Day


60 seconds got him gone that’s a quick minute


peter and margaret an awful match queen should’ve said no from the start


Bowls - Please note that the entry sheets for the 2020 County Competitions will be submitted in to Mr Ken Henderson on the weekend of 8th/9th February. Please make sure that all your entries are on the sheets by that weekend.


Well, apparently my grandparents have Covid


That gotdamn don julio


Of all things I was craving to eat. Ate Taco Bell for dinner.


Fuck it unlucky Cullen lad


If Wike and his group want to hurt Atiku and send him back to Dubai in 2023, They know the presidential candidate to support


Flight delayed because of storm in DC so I’ll miss my connecting flight to Berlin. Great. I’ll have an awesome 9 hours wait tomorrow in Brussels. Hopefully I’ll make it in time for our space


What a flippin’ year eh? Grateful for the blessings and the lessons and the reasons to smile amongst it all


i can’t @porterrobinson just announced his second album!! my heart is so happy rn!!


ik it’s more to that shit I can bet my life he ain’t crash that car like that some happen


Panda Express actually sucks in comparison to real Chinese food


Y’all should stop eating at that table where everyone is bragging about feeding you. #Night


When you take the risk and stand on the rail to re-clip the Christmas lights. Thinking I may be pushing my luck on this my 5th time.


I want a Dyson air wrap but it’s sold out everywhere


idk who needs to hear this today but Saitama is hot - that is all


Not Mic mom got bars


Watch we'll beat city on Saturday


7 o’clock and it’s still light outside


am i the only one who don't find abs attractive


Everybody who f***** up plans this weekend getting the business .... EVERYBODY


omg y'all sTuPiD


I like watching BBC’s Merlin because the cast are handsome but in a medieval way (slightly odd looking)


If he tryna eat yo ass baby choose him cause I cant compete with that animal


I’ll just drop my phone and go to bed


Not even goin to let the shit get to me


NA markets closed. Disappointing Jays didnt make it to WC game and further in playoffs. Will watch to see how it all works out, starting with Yankees at Red Sox tonight. Go Sox Go! Have a great rest of day.


Don’t forget I’m a good producer


//do I have to send her Guy Sensei gifs now?


May almighty bless our parents for going through the ups and downs to make the life for us


You can never be selfish, for wanting what you deserve


I get confused when I see ppl wearing their mask in their car by themselves and windows up


I just really wish I wasn’t the only child I still be lonely af


Get off and do my baby hair


Whole Playing 11 is on trending


Don't Lose your goals for a hole,


Hmmm... Respect is giving me a bit of Fetty Wap-ish vibes.


Oou came across something I thought I deleted and I bursted out in tears and just straight anger. I hope I never fall into that ever ever again because I was dead ass looked like this


I'm gonna need lots of periscopes and videos from tonight's baysox game from those attending


My lips getting dark


Call my name on the edge of the night and I’ll run to you


there is a whore women with dreads in here


If I have to do one more group activity during training I may go insane


I got a face made for missionary.. stroking you while looking you straight in the eye


My old pimps husband is my reg


I mean, they’re acting like Mbappe scored and Hummels didn’t just make an unbelievable last ditch tackle there on ITV


if sunwon bffs then jakewon mag-ama


Is our generation “lazy” or do we just demand a good work/life balance


otv are pros they speedrun mc before !!! trust me


// woah guys look at me actually RP ing


Sopa after a hike


I have some loose magazine pages that need to be protected, but I can't decide if I should buy top loaders or picture frames


11:11- Thankful


This game real personal...Everything Personal...


Liquorose is so pretty


Kind of embarrassed to tell people that I live in Alberta


just ate an apple


think i might change my lay-out back to my little meow meow loki


My boysssss


good morning some big accounts armys are USELESS lol tweeting screenshots of beefs but wont tweet about the email temp to take down the jm blog im considering these people jm antis as well idc


How is AJ still in I'm a celeb


Sitting On The Porch Listening Too Nothing But Old Music Smoking My Weed & Drink Wine


school starts literally in a week


trump already losing counties he blew out 4 years ago?


I keep getting more and more nervous the closer tomorrow gets


Rashford is a g man


Date Night Nanny? Nope. A.k.a., My Belly Will Be Full Of His Sperm Night Nanny. Nope. A.k.a., Full Time Nanny in 9 months.


I like to remind people I don’t need them and never did.


I’m a big fan of Zion Williamson because you know DUKE all day baby but he about to get this work. #BullsNation


Ed Sheeran #Jinek


Omg how did I cross paths with such a narcissistic man


Please keep that goofy twirl shit in BX


The neighborhood cats are in heat. They sit outside my windows screaming for kitty dick all day and I’m bothered


unfortunately my normalcy ends here…playing genshin impact again


Man, I wonder what it's like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you.


“u think ur funny” i mean … like a little bit ?


i'm really mad that i can't watch today's match but now i'm going to shop to buy something and next i go to the bus stop


Not me spending another $150 at Canadian tire on garden shit


i don’t need likes for validation. i know i’m THAT BITCH.


Loved round the way dada hit a nigga like you want a plate


There's so much happened today I cant be bother tweeting about all of them, my head is all over the place!!


God damn it. Right train company. Wrong platform. Rather than a 5 min wait it's now 40...


Lincoln go behind againnn!!!


I coughed on the train today and immediately thought, “damn these people gunna kill me”


Lost a deal today. We were only 15% off the price it’s in escrow at!


Not ws playing on the radio rn


She just mad she had to go get me some iceeee


I seen a few bitchs that act like they all that on social but in person


Somebody remind Issac Kgosi to topple this government please


Has anyone thought that when @user said they have AI they actually have Allen Iverson grading the cards!?


I don't know if you love me or you want me dead.


The universe does not drop to see me happy, that he sends another scam


He loves ManU


Bummer that LaMelo’s still out but let’s see what upcoming RFA Devonte Graham can do


Momentum plateforme


I’d rather be the mfer you cheat with and not on


Idia: hi thanks for checking in I'm stIlL a PiEcE of GARbAGE~


ima need the kid laroi & g herbo to drop that


$AMC gonna wake up tomorrow and see the sentiment -99%. The ultimate stock twits bear trap I MEAN WHAT, FUCK THE BULLS, TO THE EARTH AND WHAT NOT


To imagine how disgusting a human being can be , look at Tinubu supporters!!!


Tell me you ain’t finna do something, don’t ignore me though... I truly dislike that shit


ITS OVER ISNT IT


huhu 1st day of school done


What a time to be alive, yhoooo


My nephew in his first year of college and he been hitting my ass up every week for money and I be giving it right to him lmao is this what it’s like having kids?


Woah not this KUWTK mess


Sky - 109 points with Kane and Salah to play. May do a transfer tomorrow


My job trying to kill me this week


i just can’t stop loving you idk why


I don’t cut people out of my life randomly because I’m “rude” or “mean” or “petty”. I cut people out of my life consciously, once I realized they aren’t around to add happiness, but rather to just take from it. I won’t apologize for putting my self love first. Period.


It's time for man united to make me happy


J’ai plus envie de faire votre the face // the body


All this love waitin’ just for you


Commited to an apartment for my last semester and i can’t wait till @IllinoisStateU sends me an email in 2 weeks that we are all online


i miss the 2000s era of anime. people were cringe but a better form of cringe then what we have now


Love when folks call my vibe chill or say they love my personality


only 2 more days left of work til im done for the summer


Seattle is having a 1/4 of an inch snowstorm


it’s so funny that you can buy a star... like they sell you something that’s in outer space.. like why spend money on that? i can just pick a star and say it’s mine. what are you gonna do take it from me?


This class rl long is shit


In life we only have two (2) options 1: sit down, don't make a move and allow opportunities pass you by 2: get busy, take targeted risk, make moves and take actions You're Young this is your striving and working stage/period Don't allow old age remind you of your mistakes


I MISS YOU IRENE!


Nudy- I won’t flex


I'm just finding out about Kelly Preston. How horrible.


According to my analytics, someone who doesn’t follow me is looking at my posts. If it’s my ex: boy, you better pick up the phone and call me!! I’d love to hear your voice and tell you “no” one more time.


let me make these tacos for din din


*beats the shit out of Thurfian*


So freaking overwhelmed


Just got done with my shift and the baby is down


Definitely found my peace again


goodnight babesmapaglahamz


Cook political report spewing nonsense again? No way!


Why I couldn’t meet this nigga when he was free


i got one more assignment for one of my classes


Tex mex you want sex whit yor ex


The patient dog eats the fattest bone


I’ve spent days trying to find a store that has the bag I’ve had my eye on for a year and I finally got a call from a store in Hawaii that they’ll send it to me


At least I don’t got work till 11 tomorrow


buuuhhhh WHY did twitter change again


Congratulations to Hungary for beating the mindless England kneelers.


joe if you’re reading this bring me some crawfish


I have a homewrecker video that never got release hmmm should I make it available?


Who’s staying up late for the new #Fortnite season then?


FREE MY OUTTA STATE MEMBERS


Lool yeahhh???? Sayy no moreee


Idk why I’m so horny today? Like WTF


I don’t do fake diamonds


y’all be the most boring ass texters


U ain't getting that Goodnight message go to bed


$RML Drilling Commenced at 64North Project Alaska = The Mother of all is in the ground ... Find Me


Nothing but a robe in ya house


told rylee i wasnt feeling good and bye her hug was so comfortable


Maaannn I hope my candy is laced


ginger, honey blonde, or red?


Started to reread the Harry Potters and my life is so exciting! It's like going in to Hogwarts every evening to see what's happening


Playing #HorizonForbbidenWest on PS5. Mind blown


Working 84 hrs at work so best believe Ima sleep in on Friday


The way Jude always thought Cardan was being arrogant when he smiled but really he was just nervous to be around her. MY SHIP!


Don’t wait last minute for parking it cost me 90 for a spot in garage at UBS


Does anyone have a working MacBook charger via 2010 or the ability to help me recover documents? I may need my resume from college


keep calm and buy the be album for me


I don’t want no problem with u niggas y’all got women tendencies


this dip is crucial


I'm jealous of those who celebrate 420. The wind blows the smoke my way and I fall asleep.


What the hell do you mean I’m now a Virgo?!? What in the frick is going on with this year? They’re messing with us now, right?


Thankful for me thriving business but the Fall wedding season kicks my ass every year


Ala jimal ni fame anatafuta ama? He took his wife's speaker to a vacation with his girlfriend.


I really should be making my parents pay for my therapy since they caused it. Oh wait, that would require accountability


Vegas baby we outcheaaaa


the way i bought a mask and before i even got the chance to wear it i’ve lost it


how can i be mad at bi men for chasing me if i chase them back


southgate: “ i see grealish as a winger” subs sancho off for mason mount


It's a Lany kinda day and my heart hurts so good.


These smkt trips are becoming too frequent n I only get paid 1ce per month


Boys with booties


Hey friends, this weeks YouTube video is delayed until next week. All my plans to edit fell into a heap along with my exhausted body. Starting to feel energised again and about to start the edit.


ANOTHER MISSED LAYUP NURK


I swear Pat Bev gets all defensive team just from talking


Nah that druski blind date got me dying, bro said she had linebacker knees


My, my, my! (Jonny Gill) TKO. Issallova. Everybody go home. Face has won.


SNP freezing train fares… 70% of Scotland don’t use trains regularly… That’ll really help electricity and gas prices


#ToastofTinseltown Clem doing Adam Ant eyes


I got like 5 unused Apple Chargers


How is it already so hard to book a Grab? Okay I hate this city


Who would like to join me for a chat if I set up a space this week


If you don't want to be judged by the way you look, then don't look like that. -Nacht, 2021. Black Clover Ep 169


Definitely stepping my game up art wise.. different angles


It’s the Derek Chauvin type of officers (those that are just doing their job) that will come and take your guns when they’re told to


i just want everyone to read my fic and cry. is that so much to ask


Liquorose still doesn’t know Sound Sultan is dead. I remember when she randomly mentioned she hopes he is fine on the show


Why must 17 year olds be attractive


so attracted to men like my brother HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA awts gegeh sorry bro


Just wanna say, fuck don toliver


seem like the love that i dug up aint nowhere in yo sight


I get to watch the Bruins game


im seriously gonna choke to death if i keep watching this!!


My mama offered to buy me Arby’s and I think I’m finna call CPS


There’s no fighting fate


I could really go for some shrimp Alfredo from Luca’s right now


Y’all ready to purge or what


“If a bitch is gonna get in the way of me and my money. I’d rather jack off.” -Spc Garza Did my homie just drop absolute bars? Sheeeeesh


What was your high schools most famous alumni?


seo dan from crash landing on you is so pretty


One More Day Of Work Then Im On Vacation


i hated quipping in movies before it was popular


Since there are so many Ateez special pobs, does anyone wanna maybe trade for mmt pcs? I bought 4 batches of albums so hopefully I’ll have who you’re looking for. I want to continue to collect all of Mingi’s


Please normalize talking to the opposite gender and not saying “I ship u both” when your talking to someone


listening back to the audio messages I send emma make me cringe. My voice is so messy and my speech pattern is yikes. while her voice is so soothing. I can’t type properly and can’t speak either...


Tia filing for a divorce legit hurt my heart.


It's such unfortunate after all of this selection process and I made it to the final, I have to let go this scholarship opportunity. Maybe this isn't my year


Antonio Brown has been activated


Jawn called me a “damn Lauryn hill lookin ass” lol like thanks, that’s my muva.


I know this is different from one direction, but as an ex directioner's pov, this is really traumatizing. Waiting when will they come back, and the next thing you know is that they disbanded for good. Buuut I will take bangtan's words. I will wait.