This baby acts just like me is so many ways. He’s been sick and mean as a rattle snake I stg


Y’all Out Here Claiming Niggas While They Telling The Next Bitch He’s About To Be OUTSIDEEEE !!!


I cant breathe using a face mask like how


The construction manager fixing our restrooms is cute but I am not gonna get up any earlier for work just to get pretty. He gon have to like me for my personality


It’s December 1 y’all know what that means


This summer already looking good!


Fell up the stairs carrying a box from the basement. Looking forward to those aches.


Thanks coach STY


week 9 of seeing my shonen protagonist get emotionally manipulated by older women


Slap pass slap oh


I really wanna eat some real food tonight


I wonder what kind of special episode that will be aired on the upcoming 27th.. I'm glad that #OurBelovedSummer ended happily with the two leads have grown and become a better person for themselves and for each other.. such a sizzling chemistry done brilliantly by both leads


I think I should change my ringtone


So if I let down my guard, if I rip out my scars and I show you my heart, am I beautiful?


I need another pair of AJ1’s


Anthony martial at sevilla, am going to be watching alot more la liga


Extra income , maging rider


I Ustaaaa Be Thickkkkk 2 Years Ago


Update: Gen X dad went to the library to book his ride. I offered to help him, but he insisted on making the trek


I gained family, not friends.


And I think to myself…..what the fuck


of COURSE hyunjae went live while i was asleep


I cannot stand being controlled, matter of fact I can’t be controlled. What works for my life is for MY life just because you operate/think differently doesn’t mean the world needs to


My dumbass set this meeting for 4 pm


$AMZN lower highs.. lower lows


Having zero clue Buying a JPEG how the Stock bc it’s really Market works cute


Tonight I saw a ~14 year old driving a 6-seater golf cart while texting.. brother in the back. #nextgen probably needs to stick to video game driving…


I swear to God I feel like I’ve seen this girl at the gym on pornhub before


Big BOOM very soon. Monthly candle will turn green soon


How do people live without ever learning to drive, torture not having a whip


kevin love is so god damn fine! omg


If I ever become a option shawty do me a favor and don’t choose me


want my place to look just like Jlos


#watfordfc Lets hope those early chances dont come back to haunt us...


anw goodmorning besties !!


I can't understand how to use alight motion god I too want to use cute texts effects


I can’t believe it’s been a year since I started zoom online class


This is the most bullish I’ve ever been on a stock even though we’re red. $DUTV


play pussy get fucked boo


My wife is watching one of those 'court TV' things. I was thinking that if the fascists take over, they'll have court TV tribunals & sentence people to death. Then they'll televise their executions to terrorize the populace from opposing them.


She shot him in the chest


Really hoping the Mario Movie brings in some of the games soundtracks that's not just the main theme Especially from Galaxy cus damn


woah it’s snowing?!? I thought it was spring


I’m at Walmart and I Swear there’s a worker with a nametag that says Shart, Or I read it wrong


People call the office & if they ask for a coworker, I say “one second please”… I didn’t realize how much I’ve been lying to people over the years


Add another 2 runner and it’s starting to make me wonder… I mean, it’s the Astros. And 5 HRs in an inning (first time in franchise history….)


Life is about the cringiest of moments


Stop praying for your situation to change but for your heart to change.


Thank you Jesus for APPLE PAY


I still can’t get over the last episode for Lord of the rings


there was a fumbling i missed


Awooo! The McRib is back! My absolute favorite sandwich ever


I can’t wait to finally get these lashes done. It’s been MONTHS


There are two wolves inside you!! One is determined to enjoy the Leverage reboot at a leisurely pace while avoiding spoilers!! The other Needs To Know if there's any OT3 content yet


Yesterday I put $500 on the Bucs over 9.5 wins. Today they now have Gronkowski


I use to see my brother maybe once every 3 months if that but crazy to know I’ll never see him again. Man I randomly thought about my brother all weekend it’s so crazy how we’re all really on borrowed time.


my lil cousin always hatin on my ig food polls


my heart breaks a little every time i see one of my oomfs ship gwynriel...


Annual Shipdham Drynkkings cttee meeting tonight 25thFeb 7.30 All Saints. If you can help in anyway on May 2nd please come along. This is our main fund raiser and your village needs you!


- am i the only one who don’t care about celebrity tea


Blues have come back from 2-0 down


i just bought four queer books i am busy perceiving myself so no one else is allowed to perceive me


Keep your familie and friends close ..and your enemy’s closer .. let haters make you famous


That block button fast like Floyd but punch like A.B.


im not addicted to anything — “tell me about the book you’re reading”


Have to be so disciplined with my money this month


People Who Drive Like They Don’t Have Anywhere To Go Really Grinds My Gears


The next time I go to the gym it’ll b 2021


causing trouble or casting up a argument so you don't have to see them


I better get a nice massage today or else


If #BTC is so expensive, buy $ETH instead


It got real obvious when I started getting my hair done professionally & it looked just as layed as the girls on the box with no relaxer anywhere in my head


Kick it by yourself b4 you kick it with the wrong ones


me when i see a random jogger wearing underarmour: omg is this a yuzuru hanyu reference


Meanwhile I’m laid up with yo baby daddy


i made a pumpkin pie today and it’s so good


my anxiety just makes me feel so unwelcome in groupchat; like everyone hates me & do not want me in there; that im the least interesting & nobody would talk back (kinda true as i’m socially awkward, hate myself)


Remember when Instagram was just an app to share photos? None of that stories or algorithm wank. *debates starting one*


Skimming through Prospectus documents, The Oil Swing got Share Holder Me acting real different


Just wrapped an outstanding IT Leadership Program for a county! Congratulations to this group. What a great IT leadership team!


Who else has headaches the past three days, flickering lights and seeing things out the corners of their eyes?


Now what have they done to the tumblr app icon


“ Go against the grain, like a fade “


Coach tryna pretend he retiring so he can go work somewhere else lol I did that at my last job. I know the vibes


Not really interested in modeling anymore until I can repair my self image. Why did I cut my hair short!


Pred on pc I think so just wait till you see my team


I’m ready to get drunk asf this weekend and cry my heart out


Hehehe eating vadai for breakfast


Juss spent a lil bag on work out clothes


I literally have so many reasons why I stay to myself


me: i'm not THAT at risk for getting corona also me: only just recovering from the norovirus after 5 and a half weeks


dm me if y’all want my discord btw


And just like that, we return to stream soon. It’s good a good longggg break from #twitchstreaming but it’s time.


Being pregnant gives u the CRAZIEST dreams


might f around and watch persuasion for the team tonight idk we’ll see


Demon time…..


trollz


Heyyy daddy, when you gon' stop playing?


By December me and my kids will be moving alone


People isolating with their partners r sooooooo lucky omg never needed a wee hug n kiss so much in ma life


Idk how ima act this weekend.


Today is a great day, scored on my Kiy’s, chauvin is guilty, and it’s taco tuesday


Okay. Now that it’s the season. Fam who likes egg nog, what are some really good dairy free alternatives?? I will not tolerate egg nog slander on this tweet. My favorite is Hood Golden Egg Nog so closest to that would be best!


Please be kind to me, I’ve had 4 hours sleep


My phone is going to be happy this evening


when i drop I’m going to the yo


Doing my hair removal Laser makes me happy


Jesse Ventura and Hillary Clinton need to just get it over with and kiss


This guy was cute. Then he got onto his razor scooter.


Looking at roller coaster database at work


I don’t got the cf update yet


Man I done lost my right AirPod


foreva b my wife they foreva try win me


| Tras esto me voy a dormir, so long you prick


I have 4 things to work on my parenting my happiness my bag and be a better man


Trying to sort through 1000s photos. Just found out you can’t bulk upload to @Pinterest


Tsimikas was solid tonight, his set pieces are top quality, much better than Robertson corners


Every month I have make it make sense for paying for both Tidal and Apple Music.


But alas, I am knackered, off to bed to wake up nice and early to see what the situation will be looking like, hoping for a Trump W but ya never know, have a good night


I think what I miss most about PR is the sun, peace and quesitos


It’s vore day, so while I’m on the lookout for butts that may sit on me, I now must be on the lookout for nude butts that may do so.


I got a message too.. #treatyourself is a lifestyle


How do I invest in eggs? To the moon


if my sub isn't sloppy i don't want it


The pain it just won’t stop ..


I love #RondaRousey


When automated emails address you as “bestie”


Ppl be so loud and so wrong.. and I allow them to be.


Dear Professors, I can’t finish my assignments due to my heart being ripped out of my chest then thrown to the floor where it was repeatedly stomped on. Sincerely, Cierra


My favorite adidas pants got a hole in em


Ion care how long it’s been since I made ah trap... Ian givin you ah quarter for $60 ... no sirrrrrr , Kant do it, i need my bag FIRST


Migraine not totally gone but has receded into the background sufficiently that I can... yay... go to work


I just want a cookies and cream milkshake to appear in my hands right now


Im always trying to play matchmaker with other people but won’t match myself with anyone! Make it make sense


ate raw cookie dough for the third day in a row


is it weird that i havent seen my ex best friend in over 3 years, its been nearly 4 since we did anything together and yet its midnight and im crying cus i miss her


Kanae and Kuzuha never fail make me smile


I’ve been working from home for almost 2 weeks.


I think I have enough saved up for skz tour


A confused mind says, No. think on that.


All my fav haitian food spots are closed


*my eyes being red from crying all day* my mom: “ARE U HIGH AGAIN!?”


American commentary in this PSV game is fkn brilliant


Will be buying myself a crosswave for Christmas.


" Ohhh please don't you rock my boat, cause I don't want my boat to be rockin' anyhow Please don't you rock my boat, no! Cause I don't want my boat to be rockin' "


mission for me is try and wake up in time for the mv


Single twitter i’ve left you oh


Using afterpay in store is saving my wallet on buying last minute clothes for Cancun


Ordered my baby’s presents already (this is a big deal bc I ALWAYS wait til the 23rd)


If you’re finishing your doctorate at the end of a global pandemic and are panicking about the lack of prospective jobs and your future, clap your hands


I literally got home from work half an hour ago & im sat in my lounge & I can’t believe how much has changed this year.. onwards and upwards


Having a leathered interior car is cool till it gets flaming hot


Overhyping too much for this app


is it weird that i tweet in english then comment in tagalog


Got my nails done for the concert


I love me a good salad. Just had one for lunch


alright hear me out.. for my 21st bday, fear factor themed party


Potential break up song 2020 slaps. The song has always slapped though


carp fishing


I want some oxtails so bad


Minus the personality: I was down at the beginning of the day. BUT I had a lot of reminders today that I’m effective, and getting the job done. I’m a hell of a teacher. Give me 20 years and I’ll be a big deal


I honestly thought everybody was losing their shit today but I just watched the video and he totally did spit on Chris


can’t wait to feel like the best thing to ever happen to someone. like imagine being appreciated during the relationship


Apple needs to be calming down


I wish I was old enough to go the the bar


My mom can’t do two things at one time & it kills me


took me a good nap when i got off


A1: Amazing, we love when you get in the routine and everything gets a little easier.


Friends are finally getting into death metal and I’m not there to see it


I was banned for a week for transcribing the words of Anne Frank's sister-in-law during a Good Morning Britain interview. The Tweet was literally nothing except her exact quote, and the video to go along with it, from a recent mainstream television interview. Appeal denied


TDA is laying down at the plate more than any other player I know


I discover something new about myself everyday.


Cant even show my Apple Music replay bc it stopped tracking what I was listening to for half the year


Idk, i really like the idea of having Rotc. Not only because it is beneficial, but, like ng exciting nya lang. I dont get it why people are against it tho.


"I'ill take your bishh but im not Lil Fizz" - BINO


I can't believe I have to explain this again. For the millionth time I Am Drunk


double masked up on a Tuesday afternoon


Never be afraid of river or beach water in winter. Summer things are fixed in winter.


Bio oil on your face?


they warmly wring whirlwind value shouldn't drank sanctioned #figure or bravo because


Boah. Who knew having a second screen would be so fire?


Always remember I’m smarter than the average bear


When people just come into your life during hard times with the only goal of being your peace


Things will be alright


Tom Jones collapsed then


Don't know why my pharmacy let me fill a whole day early but I am not complaining. In half an hour to an hour I will finally have a bit of relief.


New body or new car


i said i would try and solo primo vishap but i didn’t. i’m a coward


Man I’m so upset about takeoff death I don’t even want the Astros to win the World Series


Today was amazing solely due to the fact that they play ‘My Time Is Now’ by John Cena in the weight room


hell lost another one


Dnt want to feel like this anymore


On lunch the kids acting crazy today


If @user needs a sub or something you know what Im saying ahaha hmu


Big up alla the gyaldem weh heelback smooth, ca some TUFF foot gyal love Chat


I just love that there’s no traffic on my way to work


Good new good news


Iive peacefully


Craving cinnabon but do i really want to wait long for it to arrive


I been on the phone with @Bell for nearly 2 hours to figure out what's going on with my cell upgrade and why my internet bill doubled. Crazy enough the person on the phone is in the Phillipines. They increase your price and rates and cheap out on jobs over seas.


Mexico shoots people entering their country illegally. Just sayin...


not with my living room tv messing up right when the 2 year protection expires?? like damn bitch can u be more obvious u trynna scam me out of a new tv.


So if Stephen Miller dies from from covid is he going to come back as a vampire or a zombie?


I have yet to met a real nigga who can take my heart


I hate when #barca plays like this


Ian wit that lame shitt bitch stay back


as long as ppl on instagram think im hot


so im writing something for the arcana


I want to add so many new services and learn different hair styles instead of just Locs


I’d kill for a nice cuddle and belly rubs rn


RT RECENT RT OR BLOCKED, DELETING IN 5!


Simpin to Ariel Camacho


i think there’s about to be a whole generation of women dating younger because the young ones are actually healing


Midterms rolling round & spring coming up this should be exciting


Rough but passionate


Damn Cowboys ..


Making a home cooked meal for someone before absolutely demolishing their ass


88 & 89 of #100DaysOfCode Be aware of the learning cycle loop. My code wasn't working Sunday, so I started googling and i spent my whole night yesterday trying to figure it out. Reading. Everything i tried just didn't work. So I am determined to get it working tonight!


If I look materialistic, why would you approach me with no materials?


to the huge guy in nice clothes on tiktok ….. how u doin


Really didn’t care about Afronation until now


course it’s dinner time as soon as it’s time for the rewatch


I got my guisados


Nice overwatch server @BlizzardCSEU_DE


Blizzard can eat my dad's chode with the way they're handling TBC Classic's maintenance.


Boy at works currently scranning 2 slices of toffee caramel cake for his breakfast


Niall I love u sm


Delighted to share I have been promoted to Associate Professor at @user I will be starting the new post the 1st of September of this year. Many thanks to my colleagues for their support throughout the process


lmao I guess fuck Hawthorne Theater now


A lot of surprises coming for y’all soon


If i see those long carrots n green pepper y'all put in spaghetti, i just pick em out


I can talk music for hours


Dante Virtual Soundcard seems to only work with Resolume and other visual apps in WDM mode, but Reason only detects inputs in ASIO mode so for now it's one or the other on the windows laptop


sbs,hope god bless u.


I miss gyu


I thought half the OW community hated OW2. Why is there a queue?


anxiety anjing


Once I fully grow this mustache all y’all niggers finna be bitchless


omg I need to find the tarot reader army that predicted this whole ordeal at the beginning of the year


ELON MUSK: Twitter’s current ‘lords & peasants’ system for blue checkmark is bullshit. Agree.


Ray is so funny and quick with his come backs i missed him


Girls night out w the females in the family


Let's explain what #HODL means in five words or less?


hate feeling like im being ignored


if you ever see me kill banana on among us just pretend you didn’t


That fresh wax gone hit every time


told the camp kids not to sit on the floor behind the ponies. so what did they then do? sat on their backpacks instead so TECHNICALLY they weren’t sitting on the floor. one was even laYING down on hers


Why are the neighbourhood cats having a royal rumble in my garden


Dancing till we drop


I didn’t know murase ayumu was in ffxv


The Jackson 5


Not to be on the acca tonight. We came close but not close enough unfortunately


“Can we talk” Tevin Campbell


#COVID-19 is acted


If Disney was okay with adding Sora into Smash, then why was Mickey and the gang removed from the dive to heart?


I wanna draw some peeps reply if you want


“We no longer support IE” is a wonderfully thing to hear from a client


$FB down 50 percent from its high and you bears still want it down more , that’s just greedy and rude


GME after hours


I was going to take this last lesson in my course, apparently it's 40 mins long. I will continue tomorrow please


Anybody else’s wife listen to Dethklok un-ironically at the gym or just mine?


I would've held yo ass to about 7 or 8 points. :REAL TALK:


Ft Worth is not Dallas


Only from the heart can you touch the sky.


My energy was moved and iont like that


Trying to eat better and salting the food, One step forward, 6 steps back


My girl was looking extra good on FT just now


I can’t wait to give this man a babbbyyy


if you ain’t vote unfollow me


lord I just wanna feel better


Grateful for the ones I got


on this relisten of #TheZoneCast Amnesty I think I can confidently add Duck Newton to my list of favorite characters of all time. thank you so much @JustinMcElroy for him


Loving a person always includes giving tough love, not tolerating his or her wrongs, being intuitive and at the same time being candid. That's how a person love always in all ways.


Players blowing snots and spitting really annoys me when I’m watching a game.


do I really feel like goin to the movies?


In your dark days Waheguru will always be your light


Good morning tweeps! It’s been a while since I woke up before 8 on purpose!


Anyone like anime?


fck u jager you killed me huh


Has any of you ever been verified by @GoDaddy ? They want photos of my passport and debit card. There might be something I don't get here because I feel like it's so intrusive


tomorrow 8am religion class and theres gonna be only me, 2 other people and the teacher


went to the international market and got me some fruit…heading to the water so i can cut it up and clear my mind


Bitch got a nigga but she kno I’m more handsome


Devils see Bruce Cassidy is unemployed and they say nope we’re fine with Ruff.


So my boss has covid Manager left with a fever And our office manager is out sick Then theres me: At work, sick


manizha first half


i think once @alfietempleman follows me my life on twitter will be complete


There’s a special place in hell for the people who literally go 30 mph on the on-ramp to the freeway


Okay, I need to get my ankle checked out


Am I at the age point where I have to say “Congratulations on your pregnancy!!” instead of oh fuck?


*youth pastor voice* Only fans? the only "fan" I need is our lord and savior jesus christ amen


that guy really unfollowed me because i said elon should bring back fleets


I was geekin last night


#hbomb10years NO WAY HAS IT BEEN 10 YEARS, well 10 anniversary bb keep doing you for how ever many years to come


Gdnight and sweet dream moots!


BTW I haven't heard any complaints via the grapevine or social media posts from JAM aths about too much blood/urine testing by JADCO right now... Just saying...


So my vendor had a situation where someone reviewed a call where a US customer was heartbroken over their dog dying. The tone of the India rep was “yeah, okay whatever.” Now they are asking me, how can we teach the India vendors to empathize with pet deaths bc we do not care


I think the overarching message of Fromsoft games is that all power in our world comes from one place: That glorious flame And what does one do when it has been gained control of? What world is created from that power? And subsequently how humans then live within it. And again


She said her body count is 12, that’s a whole ass COD lobby


/dsmp /rp /c!Tubbo angst Can’t wait for Ghostboo to say he’s more happy than ever now that he’s dead, and for c!Tubbo to now solidify the feelings that had been growing inside of him since they married that he was never good enough


There is a pro-life billboard outside a church by my moms house that keeps getting tagged. The church put up security cameras to stop it but people are still tagging it every other week


A word for defenders...don’t lunge in, don’t put your hands on the attacker in the box. You know the law, right?


Everything about Odumodu screams built different


December 7th I’m not smoking at all until I’m done. Big day for us


Walking gets too boring when you learn how to fly.


put that pussy on me tbh


i jus ordered a shit ton of clothes but , i deserve it


I asked a man if he needed a bag because we charge 8 cents for them. His response? “It’s getting really hard to live in this state” Right... because charging .08c for a bag in hopes it encourages you to bring reusable ones is just so hard to handle


imagine a weird scenario where we have a front 7 of Salah, Mane, Firmino, Diaz, Jota, Nunez and Carvalho


I have so much stuff to do and I have zero motivation to do any of it..


saving tweets to send to @user @user @user @user when my phone is charged


Does anyone else solve really difficult issues using the Rock-Paper-Scissors method?


I would say something like "Be careful, if the UK leaves the ECHR it could bring the death penalty back", but I suspect that's actually a big part of the attraction.


It’s something about dark skin that be having me love


Why would Starbucks not have my drink this morning tho


Bitch say she love me, she addicted to crack


Fuck it, I just sneezed


I don't know how I went from being excited for my birthdays to being so annoyed.


I walked into Lana’s school and one of the kids was like “Lana your sister is here”. Lol I got offended quick as hell like I AM HER MOTHER!!


Growing up in a small town can be a double edge sword….but it has been such a blessing these past few days to see the support from everyone I grew up with


Who’s y’all favorite pornstars?


enjoy every moment with me because one day i will block you!


Bout to hawk this YouTube grind and post daily


Goodmorning have a beautiful Tuesday


Honestly GameStop was the best before the Reddit stock bailout. Now everything I look for is “in store only” with no stock anywhere near me and their sales have all been the same trash with little baby discounts. I’m just want Wii U and PS3 games that are collecting dust


There’s a coalition of propaganda between Putin and Trump. Russia claims its development of vaccines within 2 months is totally bullsh*t. Of course, Putin has nuclear weapons vaccines. But, who wants it? It seems like Putin is rushing with his biological agent vaccines #4Trump


If I ever have a kid, they will live to be a city kid! Fuck the rural-town experience!


my mom sending me pictures of the cats i’m so sad i miss them


i was out the entire day.. i just want lil attention.


Already thinking about that Thanksgivings meal


ok who keep unfollowing it's getting me tight


Due to my own coaching, this was the first game I've seen for 3 weeks. What's all the fuss about???


Made my girl cum so hard last night.


I hope everyone is watching the Lions on Hard Knocks tonight


Real deal question for my bald friends, do y’all wash y’all heads with shampoo or body wash


Its not 5 o’clock but damn I need me a drink.


it is almost… mulled wine season


I just realized this is my last year filing taxes as single


ion like thinkin of the past that shit be makin me mad


Ain’t no point of doing my hair


genshintwt really made blank quit


im here for a good time its up to you to make it a long time


tonight in the kitchen: creamy chicken gnocchi.


After much deliberations, I have decided and concluded. Even if i make ₦10 i will use ₦8.50kobo to eat and by things to make myself happy. What’s this life? Tomorrow isn’t promised.


Today, I worked a 12 hour shift sick as crap, came home to find that my dog ate a pack of birth control pills, and my child screamed for 10 minutes because I didn’t put his dinner in a bowl for him and just put it on his tray. Is it Monday?


Pox winning, Salford winning, us being us..


Love the fastball usage so far for Kikuchi. Already been up to 96.7 mph


don't knock my game w @MeekMill , i'll meet him eventually


You niggggasss is weirdos


want sxxcuddle


Chelsea won she’ll be happy tonight


quanxi let me be your 5th girl


I’m getting bored with this mf


knowing something you’re not supposed to know is actually CRAZYY


My problem is that if someone likes me at first but then later they'll start hating me


Working at sports bar only there’s no sports bc the team got covid


I was today years old when I discovered a woodchuck is a groundhog


anyone want to come and take turns playing kingdom hearts together?


Lebron James plays today


Been trying to get into this class since 7....


Crawling into bed.....you know what that means!


Go to college they said… it’ll be fun they said …


Fuck it I’m going buy me another car for My Birthday


My next spot.. I need a dope ass kitchen yo . . I gotta stop cooking like my name is Ricardo Ricky tho... Then again... no I dont


Case assist too


Aye one thing that always say that I’m blessed at what I do


if im ia this week its because my sister just got the crunchyroll free trial for the rest of hxh and im milking it


Just got a last minute order in


Ckay ft Franglish - Love nwantiti


No baekhyun I won't steal your candy and eat it, I will steal you and...


Y’all love to say “I’m different,” how many of y’all are actually different?


Oga, we’re currently gaining the first 100 likes


Last full moon of 2020! Pleased to end this year in my moon sign, cancer. Last release are a lot of people. I am so tired of saying I'm tired and its because of the people around me. I have to let go of what will hurt me the most. I loved you and I let you go. Au revoir 2020


I'm trying to decide if I can binge watch 2 seasons of Outlander in 7 days so I don't have to pay for Starz. It's only $8.99 a month, but why pay if you can binge!


I’m ready for trips I’m ready for date nights I’m ready for staying up late eating snacks watching movies


It's no surprise that Maguire had another good game today with Willis and Onien supporting him down the right hand side. All three of them class again today


Currently reviewing Spanish pronunciation, this time using the international phonetic alphabet and it's actually blowing my mind Why didn't I study IPA sooner??


i’m 8lbs pre pregnancy weight


moved into new apartment, f+tm concert next week, i'm very very excited


The urge to make an apple smoothie while tryna sip piping hot cinnamon tea


Little boys have no idea what to do with me


I feel disrespected when ugly mfs try to slide in my DMs, who gave u the audacity


The love islanders saying "good mornnnnnnen" like @rach_leary


Trying to save everyone else now I’m drowning


MY BESTIE FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL IS A MOTHER OF TWO CUTE LITTLE BABIES AND I CANNOT BE ANYMORE EXCITED!!!!- sorry for the yelling


I just made a move, tell me what you gonna do... if you gon run or shoot


I know i wasn't there the last birthday. Through the last month i've shared what i could remember & sorry if i dropped some. One last thing to add, I've been blessed with you to teach me how to be a real man. I love u ya Yasmen, Always have & Always will. Happy birthday my love


Remember when they said being outside the heat can kill #covid why be inside and you can be outside in the heat? Lol


I’m really mad I thought I was gon be back by 8:30 tonight had dinner plans and all


Had breakfast in bed today


It’s probably not normal to finish a bottle by yourself tbh.. Or is it


Isaiah Rashad just hits different


i want birria tacos but then i also want a torch ass chicken sandwich .. decisions


Gotta spoil yourself sometimess


I talk a lotta shit but I’m sweet tho


I’m feeling bad for going to work. My mom said my daughter cried twice today & she never does that


Any boys wanna admit their love for me and come split my bedroom in this apt so I only have to pay half rent ?


Ready to see Mulatto explain how the collab came about


the fic where elliot drops olivia off at her apartment to make sure she's gonna get home safe and she texts him 'blink' so he knows she's okay


Hello gm gm


It's just a matter of time before his constituency turns against him


I decided to give myself a MUCH needed social media break to really enjoy time with my fam, but I am back and feelin’ refreshed


You either gone be my nigga OR one of my niggas, I got time for both


Imma run this bitch over


there’s no better feeling than an even tan on your back when you self tanned with no help


I miss my thinker acc


Capitalism will never be Green! The consumer society will never be compatible with Nature! Both are destroyers of Nature and of us! !


At sad summer fest


Remind me to never plan shit with a large group ever again


Why am I trying to teach myself photoshop?


I spend a lot of money on fuckn food too tho cause I want wtf I want


I miss diallaaaa


Keep missing my point and implying my position of not wanting people to starve is that of a ghoul and just see how much I give a crap about your opinion


¿A quien le conecta WhatsApp?


y does the one person I actually want have a bf


I just want a shit load of


I can’t handle this ! I feel so freaking sad that people are trying to ruin his name for clout I’m honestly lost for words and I’m angry and sad


i’m really mad i missed tommy’s stream


stop reading my tweets <<<


close yaa, tysm


Debo drunk self took my head yesterday & hit my shit into the wall !


hey! do i have any mutuals that would like to learn how to play D&D during the lockdown? i just got confirmation from my work that i'll be home for a bit as well, so i'd be happy to spread the joy and give people something to do! just reply or pm me!


Mata was the difference That Mata, Bruno, Martial combo


i finally ascended jean


Started using hashtags when sharing my photography on IG and it does increase engagement on individual photos but not on the overall account.


Surprise dates never get old


justquit


Pay my moma bills bought yesterday Str8 to her eyes yeen gotta Cry


Reminiscing the Goliath


My student teacher just texted me saying she's not feeling well and won't be in today. She was supposed to teach a small group lesson with my students while being observed by her professor. I wonder if it's just nerves. I remember those days


Accept lang


Somebody is trying so hard to make me laugh and to start a convo but that’s not gonna happen


Really want to nap, really need to do my assignment that’s due tonight


I’m a mood to tell everyone to fuck themselves


People consistently take take take from you and then the minute you set boundaries they try and frame you as a bad friend.


i should just accept that i’m not getting my acc back and make a new pinned and change my carrd


it’s easy to expecting disappointment in trading (crypto,airdrops) I can carry out my anger issue pretty good. But when it comes to real-life problems, I’m giving up. My expectation almost kills me every single day, still crawling how to carry out this things


They’re boarding up businesses in Long Beach. Stay inside depending on the outcome of this election tonight.


Always do your side bets man just won $500 on blackjack


Grab the booty Squeeze the booty


17 yo girls be like “I’m bad.” Like ok we get it, you started sucking dick when you were 12


Rlly NOT interested in being average


Shylock greeted me today


Babyyy S/O to Bestie for putting me on Hello Fresh. I been eating good this past month and it’s super convenient


Heard the Poirot theme on @ClassicFM earlier today. Guess what’s now stuck in my head late night?


I’m at the age where I need to buy DStv cos I want to watch matches. Streaming sites and Dstv now don’t cut it anymore


If you hit me with “your son should have been mine” that tells me everything I need to know about you & you’re automatically taken as a joke when you say you want me


Your 5th emoji is your current life status. Mine is


gonna post my singing video in 2 minutes


Just stood outside with a vodka and coke and looked at the clear sky. I saw Mars, Caasseopia and both Ursa Major and Minor. The night is awesome and I'm glad I got to do that


A Black Bean Burger Been On My Mind All Day


Im so mad, they took my weekend hours this month and I’m so damn heated like bitch I want those hours Gimmie them back


LETS GO CHELSEA


My other BBW weakness got me again Bath and Body Works 75% off sale


I can see @user has really missed me! Miss you too my love


You should tell your friends I’m not the bad guy .. even though you paint me as the villain, I’m not that guy


Gomez is better than Maguire...thanks


Just watched this mf spend $76 on a carton of cigarettes


Somebody come burp me cause this bitch Think i was born yesterday


i eated ur mom


How sad to have approximately 300 mutuals and no one interacts. I go back to my real world


My heart goes out to the family of George Floyd.


and i don’t just want your heart, i want your soulll


Absolutely, remember to take all the necessary care to be safe and completely healthy


I don’t like to see the name of the artiste you stan on your bio. Yank it off


i hear the wicked get no rest but when u do, i hope u dream of me


Youngboy sheesh


Game 6 Klay coming up


csm spoilers ? sorta // thinking. like i love him but has aki actually ever WON a fight.....


That day is coming around again. And boy, am I not ready for it again.


Since my hairs already fucked up and uneven, should I try bangs??


Addicted to Wethers chewy toffees


please be mindful with your tweets. not everyone is like you na ganon ka "kalat" or "kasabog", think about other's also. hindi lang 'yong account mo nadadawit, pati narin ang co-fandoms mo. let's limit ourselves, shall we?


I like my chicks about they business allat drama shit can go


i just accidentally kicked tf outta my dogs head while he’s asleep


gonna force myself to sleep cuz ive got school


So now Durk dropping on the 11th


How do I do it, I just keep getting disconnected from matches


With a brave heart anything is possible…


You’re here. I’m pleased, I really dig your company. Your style, your smile, your peace mentality


XRP bully season around the corner


Today is a good day to create fake scenarios in my head and overthink things that shouldn’t matter


That live wit buddy girl shootin his ass fake as hell. Yaw not that slow right ? Right ?


I’m happy where I’m at but I’m ready to reach a new level


7 Match Points Venus. Seven!


Auto caps back on


listen...i look like KAYLA-SHAHNEE. stop comparing me to these people


holy fuck y’all the gang just hiked almost 8 miles. i’m never walking again catch me crawling


I dont be taking care of my piercing i just pray it heals


BITCH ASK WHERE I’M AT SENT THE BAG EMOJI


Never being myself around a guy again lmao, why do they always expect the "wholesome innocent" side like that's not me I was just being nice, let me feel comfortable without being called weird


The leaning tree is not always the first to fall


I like getting everything ate. Nun more, nun less


Why did united pay 74 mil for Sancho? clowns


The Doomsday Clock can kick rocks. I’m gonna enjoy my friends, my job and my life. Fuck trying to scare everyone all the time


I'm trying to buy a paperback, not bland pasta


Ronald Reagan just turned over in his grave with Jaun’s comparison to him and Biden’s new add


TOOL used to put out entire 11 minute SMACKERS


Talk to God, He won't Blue tick....


De Bruyne/Haaland link up is something else


#DisneyPlusUK is finally here and if you still decide to be out of the house... Then something is definitely wrong in your head!!!!


sneezing while preggo is a punishment everytime


Just because you are a feminist,doesn't mean you should disrespect men.


Three hips for #WorzelGummidge! Hip hip; HIP!


Aldon smith a


I close my eyes and spoke to you a thousand miles away.


just talked yo ye unfortunately donda 2 not dropping tn but big things coming 3/33/3033


I been busy doing the right things


only cool people i like can reply to this


Missed out on such good washing weather today


Tomorrow is Kobe’s Death Date


People will stay struggling at the same job, with the same habits for years and don’t consider changing anything


.@conangray what water plants do u recommend i’m genuinely asking because idk what plant to get


Megaman deserves justice. Starforce, Battle Network, Legends. Pleeeeeease let us get remasters at least


I finally got my bbq


This commentator is so boring


i like riBBon so much


People are annoying. I’m in my own little bubble I don’t give two fucks about what you’re doing. Leave me tf out of your miserable energy.


I will start CSM tonight and make a little thread


The lady who work at the register i was at breath stank


this my page i say what i want & feel , don’t like it ? it’s always a unfollow button


Baby if you dingy please don’t shoot at me!!!!! I can’t stand a dingy mf


I’m tryna get to 6k followers where y’all at


just a reminder to put tw on sensitive topics even when you think it might not be needed, please think of others thank you


Filled my very small car up from empty. £75


my little sister is getting very comfortable with making gay jokes. a little too comfortable


What do you think about the first day of Major Rio?


Should I check out Reservation Dogs or is it mad corny like I’m thinking it will be


I hate for a nigga to work overtime bitch I'm lonely and need supervision


Btw y’all don’t be on shit frl


Even with the NBA trying to help them and get Lamelo Ball into the playoffs, Charlotte still getting blown out


Raphinha that is absolutely criminal


Le pays de baguettes


When your turnip prices are 142 but you can’t trust ppl you don’t know to not run over your rare flowers so you can’t share your dodo code


found an irl bc of their studytwtselca


You not in my league lil baddy


You switched up on me so soon not knowing I had big plans


Finding out Devale Ellis was a football player and personal trainer before Sistas makes me fawn over him even more


would stay up to post the 2nd vid but i’m tired so tomorrow


kate and i simping over todoroki


pink ( in all shades) is my fave color now


Optimistic about what’s to come


Hawks gonna get blown out again


Amazing, football is crazy! Fully deserved win and what a way to do it! Well played the boys


Ok now he needs to be sentenced to life


Dear ex, Na ogun go kill you…. Ah, na today the breakup pain me pass


Bro it’s like the universe doesn’t want me to bake a cheesecake


I’ve had such good luck recently that it feels like a betrayal, but i HATE the book i’m reading


What is faster than the speed of light? The message and friend request of a Random Paki Boy who saw you in an event last night and texts : Last night tho


Aye did Mr. Jeanty dm anybody else from Simeon?


The way I’m feeling rn feels exactly how I felt exactly 3 months ago when I got tested positive for covid…. Bitch I stg if I get it again I’m gonna be so pissed like I’ve been vaccinated 3 times??!!


Just enjoying myself That benzema's shenanigans was 4 - 2 to me, idgaf


What has happened to big grant Hanley! Unbelievable tonight again #Rock


I ain’t these other girls and boy you let it be known


They making chicken and shrimp tacos just for me


I had a feeling she would headline RL.. but I honestly doubted her


But somehow we still find a way to text each other before we go to sleep


Gonna have to rearrange my docket for this new case


Oh my god the days are closer, I miss twin so much


I’ve been so busy and it’s only the beginning of the semester


Saku Saku in VB is so fire I can’t believe I waited so long to try it


With man, it is impossible, BUT with God, all things are possible! Glory to God!! Have an amazing day


I tell my mom I hadn't puked anymore and as soon as I hang up the phone that's the first thing I do


They only have 1 lane open for securit, in one of the busiest airports?!


It smells like Christmas in my house, I love it


Might just head back to Canada tn depending on what happens in the next few hours


My leasing lady is so funny lmaoo I’m not paying a dime till all these work orders is done bb girl


la bang sched enha and si somi today?


when i really cant focus but i tried so haaard to stay focused and i actually did


justice has been served! BLACK LIVES MATTER!


Imma just go on ahead and get me a new wig.


Evolution is Rewarding


adelaide em grey's


I have tickets to a giants practice tomorrow and I’m pretty sure I’m not going


Fourth gig done. First in London. Rats club near kings cross. Quality was very high, though it sells itself as the worst club in London it really isn’t. Need to get some younger material for these cosmopolitan audiences. My stuff all hangs in the 80s


I work w happy people. That’s a flex


the diane chambers style tumblr


can yall give gift ideas for someone who has everything


yall needa quote everything I say


Been so worried about the kitten being out for hours after it went dark. Been out shouting him, rattling dreamies, imagining all kinds. He's just emerged, yawning and stretching, from a slightly ajar cupboard. Very relieved, but also he's a little shit


Seeing Tee grizzly body just now gave me all the motivation I needed to hit these push-ups


Forgot to check in yesterday Day 2 of No Nut November:


Tl not refreshing.....this is your sign to sleep


My dawg bouta take her talents to Texas


nora and box are bullying me about how ugly spriggans are and i hope they get stoned


I could literally watch Joan Ferguson snap Ann Reynolds’ neck on loop for all eternity.


baby boy peaked at 24 viewers last night


Out of actions at the moment. Watching the Matrix tonight. Woop woop xx


Probably gonna be playing through Friday Night Funkin' normally and the B-Sides tonight at 6:30. See you on the stream gamers!


I used to defend @dunkindonuts coffee, but even I have to admit it’s straight trash now


Bout to start using IG again. Make a close friends, stir things up


The bloke is the biggest c*nt in football by a mile, but Samba ain't half dragged them through that. Standing still on pens


Can someone tell me why I vomit after a shower or bath that’s too hot because google is telling me I’m gonna die next week


Who’s trying to meet me at club Safeway


new but old profile picture


Ronaldo is a joke man


I’ve seen my nephew n life is complete.


Hakimi... What A Strike!!!! Take a bow


This is the time of year I usually watch my cheesy holidays movies, I watch one holiday movie then went right back to the K-dramas


The hardest part of going out is dressing up


Fucks sake Inter


All my niggas we over here all y’all niggas y’all over there y’all don’t want no smoke wit us cuz we a cock and rush and come over there


Thank the gods Bucky isn’t fussy about drinking meds. I don’t think I have it in me to wrestle a 100-pound dog twice a day


After my presentation today, I did an interview for local news on how domestic violence often increases around Christmas. Will post story when it airs this evening


In today's nice things that happened to me is a girl asking me if I was naturally fit or if I workout to stay in shape. Day = made


Ready to go home since I’m literally not needed here ever


I’m ordering food for dinner & the lady said she couldn’t hear me bc she’s wearing a mask?


That free kick was about 22 yards out: hard enough to get up over the wall and back down as it is, why tap it to Holden to reduce that still further.


i keep accidentally unf ppl naw


I'm seeing the hot conversations on my feed and I'm just


Never dug anyone like this


Howdy, You got this. Tomorrow is going to be the best~~~ have a great day~


I could have put a little more effort into making those full moon horoscopes onto cute slides for Instagram but I really didn't wanna do all that today. I'll do better next time


One month away- the one thing I missed the most about Lahore was that, hawa chali, boom, light gone.


GG's To Yalla ! unlucky performance from me. well get my heads up for the next tournament


sorry if i stopped talking to you out of nowhere, my anxiety said you don’t fwm


those new photos of tem oh


Wo bin ich ?


wtf? haha i just found out today that "amp" means "ain't my problem"


My popcorn is always popped and ready to watch people find out after they’ve fucked around.


Cant break something that's already broken


City and Chelsea thank you for standing up for the PL


Yes I used to fw bums and I’m ashamed


If corona don’t get me, my sanity might


Shoutout to my mom for getting me Wendys


In A Relationship You Gotta Think About Everything Wit A “Vice Versa” Mindset


Serious question... Does the type of pants worn by an educator impact the dignity of the profession? Reply with more thoughts of you would like


Goodmoooorning!


Just seen a guy walking his golden retriever puppy, but the puppy must have been injured or something he was pulling him in a wagon. Leash and everything


i took a math quiz and probs got like a 50


heading to work...


“How are you?” Uhm how am I supposed to answer this cause I end up lying every time


If you have no food too eat today work hard tomorrow go sure.


Y’all got one more time to sign me up for the push up challenge


It's nearly #GBBO time, and there is an exciting new theme... Mexico Week! 10 minutes to go!


hey y'all follow my ariana stan account @user


This man got a 2007 GMC Sierra on a rough country 6” lift some cheap 20x12 black wheels and got a big ass sticker on the back window that says “daddy’s money and I’m daddy”


#AmberHeard will never be forgiven. She will never escape that truth. She is the sickest "actress" in history. In addition, she does not have a hint of talent. Neither on canvas nor in any other connection. Brain death


Left the dorm early to get starbucks before my 3 hour class. I now have 9 minutes before my class starts.


Where’d U Goooooooo That’s for you @ILLENIUM . See you soon sir


Well Gbola is the short name for Gbolahan ? Che you get? If you don’t get it. Forget it


I’m needing somebody or multiple somebodies to play with today hehe hubby has given me permission to play. So girls and guys flood my DMs..your girl is a horny slut this morning


Pukk that one that


Hummm como deve ser 3?


On Amtrak once, my seatmate told me he'd bartered the bone of a deer-leg for a "short-sword" while hiking in NM. Said the sword was in his bag & would I like to see it. I declined, & slept in the observation car, which turned out to be the temp jail for the train's delinquents


$29k per year for the fee and there are 5 years


I wonder if Baby Face Rittenhouse is suing Whoopi Goldberg because he thinks she’s one of those Jews who “control the media” !


Another day, another life, another blessings Thankyou Lord for waking me up, Goodmorning.


GREAT DAY TO BO$$ TF UP


Well im single ion do no sneaking ain’t nobody gone beatt my ass


You know what? Speak to me at your own risk.


i had an unseen snap so i scrolled down, turned out it was team snapchat


goodmorning sana all may jowa


i miss bubu's live


just found out one of my only friends at school is an mcyt anti haha


If you not getting what you want or need, you’re getting what you deserve. Take that with what you will.


SDR Email Footer: If you do not want further emails from me, please click here. The Link, upon clicking:


Me: The rain seems nice Everywhere: *FLOOD WARNINGS* Me:


I’m ready to fight. He might as well through in a couple extra g’s!


My website is currently being revamped so it won’t be available until tomorrow night. Some technical difficulties. I’ll be posting any previous works on here until then.


I made a twitter acc, meaning my brain will slowly shrink until it's nonexistent


wait if tubbo does get banned or like suspended does that mean he can’t be on ranboos stream


My goal is to one day become a large enough streamer where I can host successful charity streams and such. I'd love to be able to give back to some organizations that helped me get through some rough shit as a teen


Bring back MySpace


ooh && are you busy tommorow ?


ik I’m always like “ ohmygod ___ followers?!!” i don’t think I. Famous obviously, 300 isn’t a lot. But to me it makes me feel known, not the numbers but all of you people make me feel known. Thank you


The way I been craving salt and vinegar chips is crazy.


i had to sacrifice one of my rooms to use for storage


I need a bussdown middle part sew in , 30in please


damn i just realized i was on y’all ass about not posting halloween pics and i ain’t post not one pic on here myself LMAO. sorry y’all but ya girl is not cute enough for twitter catch me on instagram and snapchat


Send help and love, pls


Play Your Best Role


ugh if these bitches don't stop asking him to explain his musical


"mindset is important to achieved goals." happy wedns


God is Absolutely Amazing


if taylor swift fans who want bipartisanship don't read my twitter thread, democrats will never win utah again


i miss my queer friends.. they're the only reason why i found giving up city life a challenge. here in the province... the most gay scene for me is our gay nanny


i don’t like waiting for new episodes


i’m so excited for caos part 4 but i’m really not ready for it to be over


Do niggas not know how to fight temptation? Or y’all gotta try every female that look good?


dang i really got class tmr


didnt realize camp nowhere ATX was a week before forest, ticket can be transferred in your name 85$ what I paid for it lmk @user


It's dreary and sad out so I'm making chili


Fuck buying toilet paper where tf is the kitty litter


Undercooked chicken


i just found the voucher i had for a free prom ticket that i won from a senior night at my school but i never got to use it because prom never happened for me bc of covid


little hops we talking about


I hate playing phone tag


I realize that I’m kinda dramatic . But like Lowkey . Like melodramatic


#AEWDark is stacked to the brim with star power! I love it!


Happy birthday mate @user hope it’s been class


love the fact I get the urge to fix my life and job hunt at these hours... love that


I never want to see ziyech play again


Too solid for the fuck shit


1st day back to work tonight in like 2 weeks


why I can't sleep at night for a week


dude gonna die if he don’t stay inside


Drafts release guys, not nuts.


All I want for Christmas is a set of rims for my yota truck


Buhari directs Amaechi to draw up plans to link Lekki Deep Seaport to rail. Kudos Sai Buhari.


Need some horny girls. Common girls


Just tried a gingerbread flavored coffee and I must be a monkey because bandar kya janay adrak ka swad


Brother in law hooked me up with the HBO Max log in credentials and they have all 4 seasons of the OC???? I’m about to BUST


It’s kinda annoying how I got a better job and even better pay with paid benefits and I still got paid more on unemployment


me & my girlfriend will sit on the phone all day literally & talk about life & our future. I enjoy every moment of it....


What if mark were to get a mullet


Traffic is fuckin crazy


call her RTX 30 the way she 90


Idc what kinda recession we in, how high gas is or what groceries cost now… My bad bitch maintenance is mandatory. And I love that for me.


School or tuition life


the things I would do to smoke rn


i need to borrow somebody gf to spoil for christmas


just went past a house on the bus and i swear i just seen a jim trott from vicar of dibley cardboard cut out in their living room and idc what’s going on but i want a jim trott cardboard cut out in MY living room


Ok, this one song I wrote is really just fire and it’s not even done yet??? Gives my brain the happy fuzzies


Made my first tik tok. Posted it. And deleted it a second later


Demanding a rough sex


Now I know why they say don’t add your coworkers on FB


When you’re building YOU & ppl tell you “That’s a waste of time/You shouldn’t do it” don’t say shit... just prove them MFs wrong


Go out and Buy. But, Stay home. Make up your mind?


Juice didn't deserve this.. I am a fan of juice for him, no one else. But still, it just feels like Ally is doin' this stuff on purpose in spite of Juice. Idk. From all the stuff she is doin' rn, she had to know this would be the outcome. She messed with the wrong fans


I need to hit Fleming’s up. I miss them & so does my tummy


I got 3/7 of my new equipment & im so excited about everything that’s yet to come


Demigirls Are Nice


i bet you don't know what i'm doing


Awww Cardi ain’t tweeted all day


Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It's not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired


The worst part is all those people that paid her will get their credit reports reversed


The nonchalant attitude wey we get towards things wey dey happen


seeing Rebecca fuming


Swear we got vip seats in this nail shop


In Fajr there is big Ajr


Smh scary ass bitch ass niggas streets crazyyy


My boyfriend is a big part of my life see everything wimme, do everything wimme that’s my dawg fr (did I say my boyfriend I meant my bestie Lmaoo)


For those unfamiliar with the area, La Pine is our neighboring town to the southeast. So close, it’s the “Bend-La Pine School District.” We’re in SE Bend, which is why it was very chaotic in my head earlier.


$ES_F 3900 before close ?


im just here to say i started working out and meal prepping bc i wanna love myself more


“Slightly move a way to pick a call” ffs that baby was her priority


does it look like I was born yesterday or this morning


My fucking Facebook got deleted ahhhhhhhhhh uh uh uh


I think @AzawiOfficial made the worst decision this year ... releasing that song ....


I don't know, but watching kdrama makes me feel so alive. It is my safe haven, my comforter.


The power of “yet”. Throw that bitch in after every shit you say you can’t do


when i post music listen to it, my music taste is elite


Now my other coworker gave me a gift too… did I forget it was my birthday or sum ?


"People have shown me colours I ain't ever seen in crayon box".


hey,,,would any of you want/listen to a sample of one of my moaning audios


Pls help save Mary's life


Thank fuck that’s over Woeful 2nd half performance that


At least I know she won’t fuck up my CO trip


I love the fact that I feel comfortable on my Twitter in sharing anything. My other socials can’t relate


What kind of tour company makes a final payment for a school trip due today, and then is CLOSED until Thursday? WTF?


That new Roberto Surace


i love spontaneous plans


If my friends/bros had kids and I know for a fact they’re not taking care of them... there’s no time for us to kick it... go handle your business my g... family first always


cannot wait until the biden administration investigates mcconnell's wife.


Aaa me likeo un tw


"You ain't that nice, but you got a nice face / Hope I can fit all my shit at your place" is one of the funniest fucking lyrics I've heard in my entire life. Bless the @user


as much as i say i don’t want to be with someone, i absolutely do.


i love light hearted happy people


Wow, road to 3AM!


After the first 2 seasons, CAOS is legitimate garbage.. I’m upset and want a refund on my time


And do grown folks things


Today spread this to anyone that's needing this today. Stay humble and kind and always, Always spread positivity and love. Love is stronger then any hatered. Love over comes all hate. Anyone that's a mean spirited person I pray that you see the light of love.


I'm sending a year's worth of thank-yous and kudos to team @Shibtoken @user who gracefully & intelligently answered questions & kept continued communication with community. Removing FUD & instilling confidence among the community. Communication is key. True leaders


Well, now - what's Yom Kippur w/o a little "humor" targeting white supremacists? I'll take the liberty of addressing this! QUESTION: What did the groyper say after the parole officer confiscated his guitar? ANSWER: "Help me find my frets." G'mar chatimah tova, tweetniks!


Could watch Boyce’s goal over and over again, better each time


Ima get my name out dere 1 day


Who plans a virtual HH for 8pm


Just tryna eat some ass n coochi


It’s about to be 2023 and some of y’all still don’t have a bidet


Mhm tell me how much you like me and all the unholy things you’d do to me


May the Good Lord Bless you and your family


I have no boo to show my new bras and underwear but that's okay.


My mom told me, a licensed esthetician, business owner, and student, that I have no vision for my future


Sad thing is giving someone the best memories, just for them to end up becoming a memory


IM TRYING TO GET ETHAN TO FOLLOW ME SO HE CAN FOLLOW GEO


not me on my second set at the gym & my airpods at 19%


CLEAN YOUR MIRROR BEFORE TAKING THE PICTURE


My sub visor don’t work I’m too short


Freight fest then the movies , sound like a cute lil date


Love how my dad cooks every night


RT @user Haven’t bought any sneakers in two months


What’s up England? Home and Away victory


It’s not cute to treat your s/o with no respect... Jacob I would be over if he treated me the way some of you treat the people you “love”


I ain’t had a nap today


just gonna keep rewatching the newest episode of euphoria until the next one comes out ig…


Struggle was real as hell with that dam ignition coil’s location


Thought coraline was mixed asian when I was little cuz her mom looked like my mom and now I realize she’s just a white brunette with a bob


Enjoyed every bit of my Ibadan stay. So much nostalgia driving around. Safe to say it was a #MerryChristmas


i wish i had good photos to tweet but i genuinely never have a photo where i think i look pretty


Apple so tied..they really give you a charger and not the wall piece


Still can’t get over Sora being in Smash now. Holy shit. And Sakurai really gave off a feeling of real happiness, love and care for Sora and Kingdom Hearts as a whole during the entire presentation. It’s just nothing but love here and I’m so for it, I’m so happy Sora is in.


Walking down the streets of Nothingville Where our love was young and free Can't believe just what an empty place it has come to be I would give my life away If that could only be the same 'Cause I can't still the voice inside of me That is calling out your name


Right now it’s looking like @TELFARGLOBAL vs my homework access codes


Guess they finally “Released The Kracken”


My toxic trait is that i know how to give love but dont kno how to receive it


why does ass smell like butt


2 more weeks of the semester. Time to power through


My son just straight up ate his breakfast then apparently ate mine too


This shorty in red


so you gotta pay $200 to watch the donda 2 listening


i don’t do drugs but i’m faded


Now time came to haunt me


I miss Jimin. Might as well listen to his songs on Youtube and Spotify so I could give him more money.


I'm ready for the big meteor. I feel like we've worn out our welcome here.


the whole issue gettin to it


Most places closing at 4 today, except where I work


When’s the last time you cried? Here’s mine: Whales don’t die of old age. They eventually just lose the strength to make it to the surface for air


i have been single for a year. happy anniversary 2 me


I got problems with Niggas bc I wouldn’t b fake


Could you imagine telling people what is or is not traumatic for them???? Couldn’t be fuckin me


Drink About Me- Brett Kissel


I fear that the excitement that comes with falling in love doesnt cause me to rush forward to what I feel like should be “next”. I want to just let my heart be with her for a while


My strong bulls commenting


Every time I show my love they take advantage. I’m so tired of people taking me for granted, I don’t do this for myself; it’s for my family


i’m not new to stan twitter but i need to find moots here i stan: - lana del rey - madison beer - ariana grande - chase atlantic - nirvana -alexa demie - sydney sweeney and more i fb everyone rt to help me find moots


I left my air on while I was at work


Thank you for the insane support on the stream today! Appreaciate every single one of you


Not me sleeping from 10.00 - 12.00 am and now is 01.51 am here and I am not tired at all.


it’s december, which means i will be replacing the saying “it be like that sometimes” with “that’s the way things happen on the polar express”


I pretty sure I been blackballed from the “ Industry “ but ian tryna get in anyway lmfaooooooo , you can’t deny good music when it’s being made tho


i hope the meds situation will be resolved tomorrow in a way or another though lol i don't know if the doctor is aware that if i miss two doses i get really bad withdrawal symptoms and could relapse too


Looking forward to Gylo @user making his debut over hurdles @user today, here's for a decent showing, after a long time off a racecourse, live on @user good luck to all owners and connections


i love a female that wear her real hair


My lil bro has a friend over, yoh I hardly slept. These kids slept around 12am and woke up ka 5am, the noise? Yoh ha.a


dating my crush so i can safely say i am winning at life currently


na busy


I spilled all my emotions tonight, I’m sorry


Can someone bring me a grilled cheese


These Airhead snowcone fye


The use of 1776 as the rallying cry for January 6th has never made sense to me. Were they going to declare their independence? Wouldn’t 1861 have made more sense?


Better things was actually hilarious mikey knows how to choose a good role


I hope these next few hours fly by


14 Peaks


A morte em sandman


You cannot be fearful & Grateful at the same time


Braverman "the poison of identity politics". How odd that her party resorts to id pol when it suits them. #CPC22


I hate Waze sometimes.


My bestfriend taking me on an ice cream date


Them airport dad videos on tiktok are so funny, why is everyone living the same life


After i finish this next kdrama, Im going back to anime to catch up. I might even start bleach once I catch up on everything


The way that tiktok has taught me more about my body than school did


fuck alex,, make izzie and jo date


Your tears are prayers as well


Your second @ owes you a jug of T&T Cleaner. Don’t be shy, drop the name


A red flag: Guys who prioritize football over anything


MY FIRST DROP GOT APPROVED


just have to endure til next month and then its eth time


I’ve seen the same Maya Rudolph joke 8896 times already


I have tried everything under the sun to fix my NAT type but I can’t so I can’t host


Obama and the #FakeNewsMedia all change Osama's name to Usama because it was too close to Obama. Just a reminder; all of Obama's records are still sealed. Wonder why.


My obsession with Medusa


Shame for me to sit back and actually see that nobody ever goes hard for me the way I go out for them and that goes for anybody who I love


biden and trump this, kanye that bruh im voting for igor


The comments on TikTok be having dying


Love&Marriage Huntsville is coming back


my cousins without haircuts has got to be funniest shit ever


Will purposely wait til he goes asleep to reply


His family's reaction got me in tears.


Good day to everyone! It's workshop day today!


I froze a piece of banana to see if bake would like it as a chew treat and he literally just swallowed it whole


well that was... oddly traumatizing anyways


meatball grinders for dinner tonight


The way people disrespect art supplies in this household


Imagine having a baby with someone who’s family is that fucking weird


I want some green grapes and cranberry juice


jaden jeong really left BBC and took vintage LOONA


I love that Bandana print is coming back into style


Just wanted to let you guys know I will be taking a break since my new semester started but I'll be occasionally popping up whenever Jungwoo makes an appearance other than that please stay healthy and safe


why did we have to study Accounting vele?


am I butthurt that someone legit posted the same thing I did?? I absolutely am, don't talk to me


Think that call out day coming sooner then later


Nice & Slowwww


Glock 33 Generation 4


That MF REALLY WASTE MY DAMN TIME!


Lana did not lie, now my life is sweet like cinnamon


pls ryan just do it one more time, i’ll stop bugging u after this one


it saddens me how httad is truly coming to an end. after all of this time. Patreon will soon be receiving the beginning of the end


Ehen,make I position well


No not me thinking that Brandon Nimmo couldn’t possibly be our centerfielder


Will watch modern family until I pass out so I don't get to think


Imagine ya get in a accident & dunksman recording ya fr tho


me and na’ja really homeboys


I'm high and I'm feeling anxious Inside of the CVS When she turns 'round halfway down the aisle With that you’re on camera smile Like she wants to try me on


very overwhelmed tonight


I just found out that there’s a class action suit against Jeep for their faulty engines, and now I need to sell my car ASAP. Jeep will never see another dime of my money


Burna gonna start a new agenda now


Keep forgetting to save my DCS video files..


someone make a jaemin love killa edit


#WALENG #WorldCup2022 I’m Liverpool through & through but truly delighted for Marcus Rashford. Anyone with that much empathy for those less fortunate deserves it all. He has millions,never forgot his tough upbringing & shone a light on the Tories. He’s not bad for a Manc


The next person to mishandle my car is getting knocked the hell out


Notable side of the vaccine, my period cramps are virtually gone. For both my friend who has Endometriosis and I with PCOS. I’m not mad at it.


Also technical difficulties, hence why I am tweeting


My hair growin n shit


Just seen a pretty ass girl driving a bad ass 370z


Born in tatooine


Switching up my bitch I leveled up n went exotic


They might wonder why wiz keeps on winning than their fav keep on failing


Ok cause CRAWFISH ME PLEASEE .


The end of my snap has me dying


started replaying acnh


Listening to Andrew Cuomo …


i also miss sex :,( i think i forgot what it feels like


ayy streaming r6s isn't fun anymore woohoo gotta focus on CSL


I wanna see Los Angeles azules in November


Would an Oreo be good dipped in iced coffee


When you speak on my name you li bitches better go get some money


Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover..


listening to my you after today really healing me though


Just bought my camera off of eBay, can’t wait for it to arrive


if you can’t be around when i’m down, you damn sure can’t be around when i’m up! cause watch this !


Swear all I wanna do is sleep n not wake up


Went to school in Patrick Bateman cosplay and my fucking raincoat got caught on something and ripped


Hair Appt Locked In. Lemme See What Style I Want


I missed my coworkers sm


Imagine Nebraska making a bowl game to get it canceled hours before


I forgot I pay for chiropractic and acupuncture appointments in my insurance. I been paying out of pocket


called in sick for tomorrow rip this weeks paycheck


eyy champ


I'm patiently waiting for #NeverHaveIEver to grace my screen.


MAGATS don’t know the difference between law and opinion


Happy birthdayyyy self!


should i put everglow on my list of groups to stan


New year blues


Like I’ll pull up. Don’t play


Una don sleep? Wow rich kids


Why dost the weather feeleth like the gates of Sheol hath been opened?


I don’t like you older bitches in your late 40s. Stay trying to tell us how to keep a man and ain’t never kept one themselves. Girl shut the fuck up


everytime i tell a nigga im from louisiana he be like oh thats why you act like that.. like what? df you mean.


I only buy physical albums from artisits that I feel will stand the test of time. After Hours by The Weeknd is a definite purchase


had our first zoom meeting and tbh it was nice seeing my team


Aaaa que mal me haceeee


someone buy me ons volume 22 please and thank you


Still awake or Awake again?


Nice shot from Partey!


Yes lads cheers for 150


This dude John really said “I’m untouchable but I’m forcing you to feel me.”


Ahh back to my burner phone lol


Relocating 2023


Don't blame Kohli for speaking out late He always plays one-down not as an Opener


Circus Maximus and Ryan Moore deny Frankie Dettori in Queen Anne photo-finish Read the full race report


There was a funny smell coming from my fireplace and @user was on it. Within minutes they discovered the leak and secured the gas line. Thank you for acting so quickly and giving me peace of mind. I’m not used to having gas being from FL so it’s new to me. Thank You


I want seafood today


jealous of anyone who gets to see their s/o more than once a week


I want a full body massage with a happy ending


Welp so much for me trying to have a good birthday


Someone have a link for the gabriel's inferno movies ?


Why start the restrictions on Monday ffs, start now if you’re that worried


My girl accidentally shrunk my fav hoodie of all time :( so I’m gonna buy another hoodie Ik she’s gonna love and never let her use it as revenge


Hey everyone, I just wanted to apologize for ending stream so suddenly, my internet has been acting up since yesterday and I finally decided to call it after the 3rd crash. I will try and be back up tonight for some Rogue Company. Much love to you all


I know a couple n*gg*s probably really hating on me


Secured Fleetwood tickets


Nunez Tuesdays


Boy hope y’all good in ja and cayman


And now Wikipedia has pulled that part of his managerial bio.


wish i can see my bf everyday


Niggas do anything for clout


Ugh.... Brewer's.....


Omg I have stuff to make pancakes


Just woke up from a bad ass nap. , I needed dat


I made a spicy chicken burrito bowl and it’s so good


Nothing like dropping off one bm and Picking up the next


why would anyone want silk fabric when it kills silkworms and destroys their homes?? especially when you can have satin which feels the same and is almost always cheaper!! silk is worm vomit yall think that's luxury? yuck


i finally scheduled an appointment for a really important medical issue after like months. wow. the effort that took


If you wanna know the full story lmk otherwise idc what they say about me


I’m learning about bubonic plague and zoonotic diseases, and did you know that people who are descended from those who survived the Black Plague carry a gene mutation known (CCR5-delta 32) that makes them immune to HIV?!


Visiting a doctor in Canada and seeing actual paper files being used for patient data


He came in clutch with that Bojangles fr


andaming sale


Right after I destroy this torta I'ma take a shower


should i make myself an egg or just buy myself McDonalds?


She ain't never got high like this with a guy like this


Lmfaooooooo 2022 it’s been UP ..stay on the lookout D2BD21’


This virus need to gtf, messing with my coins.


Whatever you are going through in life never lose your sense of humor me your cool, cause it's all you got.


Not them comparing sexual assault involving a GROWN man, to a fight between two girls when they were 12, Bc one of them DIDNT wanna b friends anymore


I CANT WAIT 2 FIND A MAN WHO LOVES MEEEEEEEEEEEE. YA THOUGHT I WAS INACCESIBLE NOW? JUSTTTT WAIT.


Liverpool and Mancity are the best team in England at the moment and no team comes close


my gf is prettier than urs


“Red riot”


Mfs who really know me know what I'm about & definitely not worried bout sum Yamp!


My New Years resolution is to have a better sleep routine


Have some Danonino yogurt in my purse, you know, just in case


both my parents and my grandpa can’t/won’t come to my graduation


Don’t invest in vaporwear


Do y’all know what pambazos are??


If anymore of you dust buckets send me snapchats of you holding up a nug with your dirty ass finger nails I’m reporting you


Puyatan for todayy!


BREAKING: Coronavirus vaccine developed by America's National Institutes of Health and Moderna Inc has boosted immune systems of participants and is showing promising results #abnghana


Oh now that bitch wanna chill


can just that yg acc just retweet the orig post instead of posting the same


pre ordered itzy’s new album


I snapped on this chili bowl


When someone asks me why I have my phone on do not disturb I’m like .... “because I don’t want to be disturbed.”


For the next piece in Diverse December, I'll be doing somebody who's canonically Trans! Celeste fans, keep your eyes open


So happy for my parents bruh! My mama been talking about getting a new house for as long as I can remember.


For your own health and sanity, it is OK to say you need a break


I have these nice clothes that I barely get a chance to wear because of quarantine.


I’m 28 from pity


I’ll beat them folks ass at that dentist for Giving me them power chains.


Bro my turbo is loving this weather


Kipnis entered today with a wRC+ of 264 and just absolutely ROPED a double down the right field line.


This girl had me blew yesterday, I needed extra comfort and she didn't even ask why...just that it was weird that I was being clingy


The after workout pics be so fye


The outrage just shows how hard it is to admit they were wrong....


Rox is really going to be 60 next week


Arsenal fans have started comparing Saka to Bruno


There’s a whole parking lot available and people just have to park next to me


who wants my instagram


White linen suits


I feel like a character from west side story.


q use lentes


Boosters now is yo time to make yo


i worry sm that im not enough for u


I’m curious if any Gemini moons have had multiple mother figures that played an important role in their childhood


Bro why tf did I just learn a pickle is a pickled cucumber wtf


Some bitch took my unassigned assigned seat


Damn yall, im live twting in a hot tub


Remember this! You are the best!


they lifted the mask mandate at ku and suddenly all my classmates have covid. wonder why


Man when they turned party city on airline to Halloween City


Fucking detox tea


Boss's boss's boss is heeerrre


How can call time be 7am and you show up 4pm. The audacity


why do i love angst


Made a big mistake for transferring out Salah for Bruno is GW


Y’all my face blew up like a blowfish and I’m still dealing with it


Good luck Jannik sinner against the Great Raffa Nadal. It will be a good match


that song was super fun to make and honestly came outta thin air from four different directions excited to take future actual paroxysm releases "seriously"


These ASG vibes are electric I love a full stadium


perfect now mi reina


Coming up on 3 years self employed


I bought all rose gold nose rings and I’m mad they look gold


So ready for Friday it's a spoil myself day


good morning to everyone except the losers that missed jimin live


yey 1 month to go hihi


it’s restaurant week if any of my friends wanna go for food and drinks


Blunt rolled & watching my show


Sharapova is pregnant


Let's put a twist on it. Nctzen going to the concert with your @ on a shirt and the twt you got ratioed the most for in the back


I’m ex - nervous


Nice chilly morning, luckily no work today. But a lot of errands to run! Time to get this day started! Hope y’all have a wonderful day!


I’m trying to go to a haunted house at least 2x this October


Lottttttttta blue at the rock tonight huh


The sleep I’m getting tonight from crying all day , gonna be magical


I wanted to post something earlier but felt like I had posted a lot today and didn't want to seem annoying. Turns out I only said like 3 things and the rest were retweets


be careful that hoe got daddy issues


Can I actually win one of these giveaways please seeing as I’ve never actually won one before


I might’ve done a silly and now I’m getting a bit more spam than usual. I should know better!


Cleared a 45 minute session in 20, feeling good!


la fin de on my block


Glasgow ou Edimbourg ?


Life is hard enough put yourself around GENUINE people who want to see you WIN! PERIOD!! Having people around you that you don’t have to question, who believe in YOU on the days you don’t believe in yourself is a real FLEX!


Dear Homework Due Dates... I DON’T KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS ANYMORE


sucker for bittersweet moments


I think it’s finally time for my blonde era


does anyone want to give me some fun song recs


Who tryna match


The fact that I can’t eat cause my mouth is so numb is so frustrating


I had jacket spud for tea it was Devine ..but I’m now hungry and reaching for the fridge..


8:15 pm. City vs Arsenal.


Also so my days off are upon me, so I have reopened messaging, so if you would like to talk, I am all ears!


dung inna yuh dung inna yuh throat galllll


the fact my neck hurts and hurts to swallow


Beauty hack: use the fans on the red line to blow dry your hair for a breezy windswept look


Sidewalks for you niggas cause STREETZ ain’t for everybody


I should've scheduled my hair appt on a weekend instead of today when I know I have so much other stuff going on during the week. I was obviously in one of those extroverted, high energy moods when I booked my appt


Ngl it’s slightly bullish that nft buyers are avoiding these haphazard mints from giant corporations We’re getting better yall


I’m a lil late, but Carlton leaving Amber in the room was everything


Fire force season II


This Captain Jays just slapped, had my jalapeños to and mashed potatoes too!


Tuck shitty men that are hella unstable


does anyone know if its too late to do fafsa??


“Talk is so cheap anybody can say They're gonna give you endless love Then turn their back and just walk away When the going gets a little rough But when I took your hand And when I took those vows I knew forever I'd be true” -Chris LeDoux


finally got my period


No more Data so Good night


my mom got me fast food even though she was tired bc she didn’t want me to be hungry & i feel bad so i gotta eat at least some.


Seeing lots of white-powder-coated vehicles on 395. Probably lots of fun conversations at U-Haul and Ryder this week.


I think it’s time for me to rewatch Jane the virgin again


My favorite thing about watching K-dramas is the fact that they all showcase Korean food at some point, if not every episode. -grips thighs- And it always looks freaking delicious


I can’t wait to go OT in January wit my brother


When my cooler comes just now its grind time


I mean so Ro James basically knows me, my sign, AND how I smell. I wonder if he remembers hugging me tightly


Looks like I'm gonna be in a constant state of tears for the next month until I see my partner - it really is hitting that we are so far apart and I can do nothing to change that


Ya boy got approved for a credit card


End of keeping up with the kardashians... is this what growing up feels like ?!?


Can i blow your phone with my pictures? U will be my mine #1 fan


onG I do too


English players are fucking clowns


Hello Twitter how are ya


scraps


I had to take advantage of that starz deal. 2 months for 99 cent


im feeling like breaking yo shit the way that im feeling might end up with u in a ditch


Anyone have an amazon prime account, but doesn't play fifa? Would love to get the prime gaming packs


finally got to tell a kid, you got mc donald’s money n it felt good


Ma’karie Gone Make Me Beat Her Ass If She Keep Slapping My Damn Baby


Nice one joe hart


wearing some shoes from high school cuz I was like they’ll match my fit :) but um can’t feel my toes now they’re too small


This is one of my new favourite quotes: “Success is one of the possible outcomes.” If “success is one of the possible outcomes”, you’ll be quite happy to try again if and when things don’t necessary turn out the way you’re aiming for


Tomorrow is officially a week since I’m doing pretty stable


Daaaaaamn


where can i get a fire ass bistec with chimichurri sauce


Chelsea getting schooled


2020 don’t touch miami plssss


Ask A Girl To Call 10 Friends For Financial Favour. 8 Of Them Will Be Men. What Exactly Do Women Do For Each Other?


Went the whole of last month without alcohol


anyone got any recommendations of what I can do tomorrow and the next day and the next day and the next day ? etc. thanks


Hoping for snow in November.


maybe i'll post my invaders shitpost video later


I will not buy anymore Pokémon products until December


Wow what did happen #EastEnders


ningning's taste


Today, you could make a list of your skills, and brainstorm how to apply them to the issue of police violence.


My mother inlaw is a witch cause everytime she dreams of a baby someone close ends up being pregnant so she keeps asking me to take a test


Rich people don’t help, only good people do.. remember this when you’re praying for a rich partner..


I know I was wrong but you could have said goodbye baby


Armin best commander cause he let me back on the team


I wanna be good friends with Brad Pitt


whewww my career is literally flourishing and im so happy for that


14 people follow me challenge


Shout-out to uneven brick sidewalks for keeping me grounded (I tripped) Didn't spill my coffee though


Do be feeling sorry for the a-sexual doe allt handlar verkligen om SEX


reply if u want me as a gf


Finally a girl can compose a tweet


Ugh, that's all I got to say for right now.


Having Me In your Life Is A Flex As a Friend, As a Partner, As a Lover In Any Capacity I’m Really Dope Ass Person


As someone who made the mistake of continuing past the secomd sentence of that abstract, it gets better, then worse, then much, much, worse and now I think I probably need to find a therapist because what the hell did I read


Every time ii Be Like Lemme Call My Mama I Call Her & She Blow Me


Working out in this weather is gonna be a bitch


reply with ur snap to be added to my priv story


y’all people gonn learn to not walk extra slow when crossing a parking lot WHEN YOU SEE ME COMING i will run ya ass over .


bitches be havin the BEST personality entertaining these LAME ass dudes for free


when i was a kid and would ask my mom to tell me a story, she'd start singing the beverly hillbillies theme song fhfjdksks


thinking about waakya stew


Basta ang sigurado may Chanyeol update today


i said i wanna work on being more calm at work and my manager was like i’ve never seen you not calm


He’s turning red af!


The way I lurk I can find anything out


I just want the best for you... It’s me, I’m the best for you


alright i still have 12 pulls left


okay bestfriend @user with the support


Preference for YouTube Video Length? Some may want short & sweet, others may want it longer if they have a long commute Let me know


I still remember when Democrats were all for #FreePalestine But so far Democrats aren’t supporting the #FreeCuba movement INSTEAD they’re complaining about how unfair it is for rich men to have the means of going into space and live out their childhood dreams


why do my class readings when i can just get on twitter


Cancelo proving me wrong


This people don’t deserve that 3rd place


Im jake biased now


One of my neighbours must have a pantry moth infestation. Since Sunday, I’ve killed about 4 moths, squished about 8 larva, & destroyed about 5 cocoons. I’ve yet to see any larva on the ceiling or moths today.


Message said delivered why u keep going missing on me


I’ll take a ramen spread over steak anyday tbh


We’re still waiting on the new video, @ScooterMagruder


I don’t know why it bugs tf out of me when I see babies not at least wearing socks in this weather but then I remember kids can be assholes and that’s why I don’t judge other parents


got so much to achieve but I know I can


Big up Gemma for being the wooden spoon


real pretty bitch, all about her business


Without including family, I probz only got maybe 2-3 friends lol. But it’s g. They’re ride or die


bia is so cute. like, for real she's the prettiest thing I've ever seen in the entire world. i just needed you guys to know.


If y’all think about little ole me when I’m not even online that’s just super Seriously, my teeth gonna fall out with y’all serving me so much sweet


i hope shut down would not disappoint


arsenal pulling awaaaaay


Messi and penalties


do you ever remember that seeing as callum stole the ring from the heist and ben just stole the cash, callum stole £170k more than ben did


I have do what’s best for me it’s gonna be hard but i got this.


Taco Tuesday wit daughta face


We are in the final epoch of watching the telly.


Was always gonna take a miracle to get a result against them lot, different level


I tell myself everyday … be patient , don’t rush … yo time coming


Goodmorning. Tulog ulit.


All my clients so pretty and in their bag I love to see it


Oh Megans taking it


Imagine arguing with ur man & him thinking he got the last day when #whatsapp is down???? I’m annoyed


Summer break fools


Dear mom , just because i wished my cousin separately and not in the WhatsApp family gc , does not mean I didn’t wish her


Laws In America are what white men use to gain/retain POWER… don’t let that go over your head Blakman


Jorginho does nothing but pass the ball sideways & backwards


Por favor @user al tablero


Some of y’all gold teeth be so much bigger than your actual teeth


I spilled apple juice on my bed last night. I must have gotten some on/in my vape because it tasted like cat pee this morning


Okay back to normal


$SPY J Pow has a mahogany fleshlight with puts carved into the side


These pictures for my book cover SNAPPED


2-0 to start off the day with Soccer! Both of our PK plays ended in draws. Should have definitely won one of them, but will never complain about not losing. Let’s finish strong


Kana there's an "emergency meeting" yohweh


Lord peace of mind and happiness lang para kay Renejay at Sam


I’m honestly so happy my brother is gonna have another baby cause it’ll be so close in age to my baby girl


im going to be off the app for a bit ily all sm pls take care everyone...


Whew chille


Going to bed happy with my cramps, thank you @Cristiano medaase


I can’t wait to see all my friends blow


I guess I make part 2 of my season highlights tonight since the new season starts on Friday


So Buying a bike today and if you see me riding it down the street mind ya business. But I just wanted one since my last one got stolen but I will be throwing this in my trunk and taking it everywhere


smiling so big rn


I need the kim k beats.. then i’ll start working out again


I hope you heal from the things you don't talk about


Wet watermelons.


Old hoes


You shouldn't joke about certain things. You wouldn't know how bad it can affect someone. Don't joke if you DON'T KNOW THEM!


i dont really like talking about my pubs even though i should but...i realized i just hit my 10th pub :)


imma show you exactly why you shoulda left me where i was


Babyyy when I say I can’t wait to do absolutely nothing this weekend


Love Having A Job interview today and my body making it as hard as possible for me to wake up


There was a girl dressed as Selena and we started a whole choir in the girls bathroom singing como la flor


idk how many calls we had. it's amazing


Once you become a parent you learn pretty quick to not give a shit about irrelevent random opinions cause the people that give them will never come close to mattering


Always been more of a pie guy....never found a cake I liked to eat


As a nigga why you in yo feelings, get some money


High af making chicken nuggies in the air frier


I'm confused, Tsukumo San makes me so confused C-Ca-Can I adopt him?


Thinking about some chunky box braids and maybe the back row can be pink


i left my phone at school so Faouzia if you have something to announce today announce it tomorrow


Rat galloping in the grass at Fort Greene park


Really want a new ear piercing with pretty jewellery


imagine if @LanaParrilla checked my acct all she would find is thirsty tweets


Finally getting some tattoos on my arms soon


The event was crazy


Okay I’m ready for my son to come home


We take our heroes for granted. RIP Eddie Van Halen


Recommend me a good faja


Been high off anesthesia all day since my surgery


Hhhrrr I've bled today. Gitlab really punish me


Wish i could be blowing spit bubbles on a dick rn


y’all niggas for everybody


if you look at the table both everton and spurs have game in hands and can go above us we could be as low as 7th if we dont pick up oints on thursday


all these euphoria spoilers and I still haven’t seen the new season


Happiness isn’t in the arms of anyone — happiness is misunderstood peace


Like damn i wanna hoop so bad


If you repost art I'll eat your arteries like noodles


Been having a hard time focusing lately


get you a sleepy girl. 10/11 recommended


Not sure what game the twitter folks are playing... but how can a (normal) person (I use that term loosely) lose many followers in one day...


When you think your life is going bad , think again .


Spending our monthsary with a bowl of ramyeon and attack on titan series


A memory from 2015/16 will still make me cry laugh until my stomach hurts to this day whenever im reminded of it. I’d do anything to relive them 10 minutes all them years ago again good god


Welp this my last week


Some brands and agencies are something else. How they take advantage of creators is ridiculous!!


any sugar daddies wanna send me 1700$ to fix my car just because im pretty


That she hulk CGI is rough


Today bouta be a nice one


will $wLuna ever see $. 00020 again? Or is the ride over?


Turns out all my mistakes were forgivable and the time I spent lost was a sign, that all the ink is invisible if you give it, give it enough time. Now I think my eyes are open, I take a deeper dive when I feel the blue surround me that's when I come alive


O’Quinn triple double watch


Okay but someone please threaten me into exercising


So frustrating, win treble lost by less than a length


Luv when the bus simply doesn’t show up. Great public transportation system we have here


time to update where are the stars with a smut update or should i reread it a few more times and find reasons to not post it?


WFH extended for a few more months... Guess it's time to actually start caring about cable management?


That Bojangles Biscuit and Honey combo


I’m the mood to get a raspado and get fucked.


Remember to be a good person in real life too, not just on social media


I need to find a new career…. Maybe just maybe full time mom again.


I literally look like this today:


I sing my heart out to keyshia cole brand new she didn’t have to snap on that !


Da mandi hadas n finally free


All day this nigga questioning me like I name fucking google


It’s the people you love the most that play you the hardest


I can’t believe the nigga that tried to belittle me a year ago is catching the bus.. you see what God do?


Marseille you bottle jobs


Whew this seasonal change has my allergies and eczema flaring up. Does anyone have any remedies?


My diamonds live with you


I wish people stop sending me friend requests


asked the girls if i should give my vibrator a blowjob like i haven't sucked it before


and if i'm gonna make a video edit then what


this lady left hella powder on me


anyone going polaris // alpha wolf??


I wish I would’ve ordered food


uhmmmm i think i have a new crush


is k tou larke dost bhi hain


If it's not to talk about how to grow positively,I don't want to be a part of it!! No long talk 2023!!! No drama Elejo wewe stay far away from me


why I gotta embarrass myself like that


Hair, nails, pedi and lashes booked in and I cannot tell you just how excited this makes me feel


I got trials and tribulations but my hope alive.


I think my spirit is tired right now


i know it's early but if anyone wanna send me eidi this eid then pls don't hesitate to do so


i’m enrolled to go back to college next month aka i hate myself and want to ruin my life


Running back to Mimi house after work hot


The girls that KNOW ME.. know wtf going on & it’s a drunk lit night …


overthinking or thinking logically


Wake up and think abt every way I Kan go get it


give me back my girlhood it was mine first


My uncle done offered me some groundhog 3 times in 5 mins. How many times I gotta say I don’t eat it


Tik tok I’m off the clock so don’t bug me


And the question is ... why have I been that much fool ?


when am i going to be ran over by a car


As I try chase, I no fit again. Na just to Dey look ground as She follow me talk from now


Efforts are fuckiing attractive


That’s why Mayorkun will always be better than Peruzzi


I’m so unhappy at this job & there isn’t shit I can do about it at the moment


Anambra girls


I want some seafood i found a good boil place too


Well done Leeds on smashing Fat Sam too


Seems like @user producers come down from Mount Olympus for studio sessions and go back when they’re done. Cos what am I hearing????


Now I need to find something new to wear and my fuckin mind was set


You don’t fwm, but you’re still watching Checkmate


I got tested for stis, herpes, diabetes, and COVID all in one go


I really be forgetting that I too am a baddie and need to STOP feeling so low


I love “wyd?” texts at 8 AM on a Tuesday. Like, it’s as if they don’t already fucking know


Real soldier shit


No stream tonight cause I’m touching grass then editing, live tomorrow


summer summer SUMMER WHERE ARE YOUU


Everyday I’m gettin better, dats all dat matters


In my summer art class, there’s this girl who’s worn her MOTS7 jacket the last two days, I haven’t had a chance to go up to her (also bc I’m shy) so I’m gonna wear my jacket tomorrow as well or some kinda merch I’ve purchased.. hoping she’ll talk to me first


Would be fun to get back into comp smash, I’m far from where I was at my best, but smash has always been one of my favorite competitive outlets, so it’d be cool if I could juggle being good at smash, yugioh, and comp in Halo Infinite. Just wish I had people to practice with


$BCRX I'm so wrong right?


The effort it is taking not to send an email that says, "You are playing bald headed games and I am not the one" is astronomical. This is some Black woman in the academy BS. Ask me how I know.


i twirl on mah haters


stop referring to me as your wife when i haven’t responded to you in two months sir


Bikke-senchou da


So bob the cat has died, guess my childhoods over then


Let me do my hair, makeup & drop offs


I really do miss those days back in 1966 when i didnt exist


the way i’m forced to watch everything in icelandic and they can’t even pronounce the states right


When I hit 500 followers I’m doing 5 different give sways


completely dead inside


Fuck man Gregory


Still waiting on overwatch 2 to let me in


I’ve learned at work that I drink my drinks more if a straw is included & my bottles I never touch. Tomorrow I’m breaking out the straw included cup & bringing another metal straw for my Gatorade


My cousin sing the same song at everybody fune


You funny aaf to think ima send you money twice in a row


i might b assed out for how I’m wanting my hair for next weekend && im just hurt rn


listening to goflb when i should be at school


$GRTS short seller printing money


my hamster is ready to travel!


I need somebody to cook for. These skills going to waste


i really want some tacos or brazilian though


Let's see if I can find a pose that's Licht enough


Someone tell me I don't need these sandals


Why aren’t all the old Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network shows on streaming platforms? Like Disney got their own platform


Every time I wanna have a good day something just HAS to piss me off


sooner or later, no more pain, no more sadness and no more insecurities


goodmorning! starting my morning with a needle in my vein hby ?


does anyone have any wedding planning experience? if so i need your help


fucking threw up


I get emotional thinking of the man God blessed me with. No one sees what he goes through alone and how much and how hard he works everyday I am so proud of him


Ask about me ,I been Major


nobody can tell me Savannah & Nick not doing the do & Todd pressing them out abt him spending the night, foh


The man I thought I knew… wouldn’t do me no harm anddddd that ran thru my mind over and over again