so much free game on this app


i wonder if someone would actually date. imma probably die alone lol


Let things come naturally, you’ll be more blessed that way


The Hungary match has been quite good


“Doitlooklikeiwasleftoffbad&bougie?” - Takeoff


Just a woman, waiting for someone to release a song that fills the void in my heart where “Ignition (Remix)” once lived


Chemi


Priorities your mental health throughout the rest of d year pls


Give you that willy wonka special


Caring about someone who shuts you out when they’re down is the hardest shit in the world


girls text you “goodnight” then but up the next 4 hours on tiktok


I’ve got some time right now, submit your customs requests in my dms


we had a pax intentionally leave her kids on the plane during deplaning


It’s fall I wanna get took on fair dates & pumpkin Patches


40 minutes till treasure dance performance video


Even the commentary had to mention that we have been digging results since the start of the season and it's so true, Tottenham will be my death to be honest


Me urge un microblanding


Sorting your laundry is a MYTH. It’s all getting washed so who cares! I just can’t imagine what its like to have THAT much extra time on your hands


Not really sure what I'm doing here atm. Been lurking for a while but decided I wanna be a bit more active. Feel free to say hi


My roommate & I have already popped two bottles of wine, opened a bottle of whiskey and I’ve cried. Quarantine is fun kids


Ion let no nigga think he treating me like a lame , I’m already off you boo


There's a difference between holding a grudge and creating boundary I may not be mad at you, but I no longer want u in my space Move! Simplicita!


Back to Ireland in a month


I want a 3 sum but with two guys


Sheeesh..


all these ppl want from is my footlocker discount bitch go to hell


Any female that could bathe with Irish spring got some hard ass pu**y, don’t argue with me


If you too fine sef, I no go date you


free 2k


Who taught my ama to audio message!?


485$ utility bill... I think tf not!


37 minutes till apex is finished updating


Our GM is undefeated


He bout to get cursed out too, got me on this gangsta ass hold


I don’t get on my flight till Friday


I am not pedantic. RT if that's funny to you


I've been on an unfollow/unfriend spree today and it feels good


Ppl of Georgia please help me understand what part of Michigan is country??


They call me groove master Master blaster Do you wanna groove some more…


When is life going get better for me


I wanted kids n a husband but at this point ima get 10 dogs. I’ll be aight


My daddy so impatient


Praying and manifesting for tickets tomorrow


i just wanna get tf outta here !!!!!


Men be like “don’t go pay to get your oil changed I can do it for free”. Then they never do it


Sitting next to a loved ones death bed,knowing it’s the last time you will ever see them again it’s so heartbreaking ...this month has really been hard..


bday comin up - I need 2 solidify my plans


would i be insane if i went to ptd lv even though i went to la …..


err excuse me @NetflixUK why have u removed Hot Fuzz??


Sometimes money is just worth spending even in bullshit spend it then live goes on


he should put “ bitch made “ on his license plate


It smells like ramen with cheese


midnight rebel from dutch.. 10/10


Oh. Oh God, no. Please don't ask me what toner or blush on I use. I don't use make up. I don't even know what the heck is a toner. I barely even look at myself in the mirror.


Wow the @user CEO bought a @BoredApeYC #NFT and they are making a 3-D render of it! This could have MASSIVE positive implications for Pavia and the #CardanoNFT ecosystem !


I cant believe it’s songs of @user that I haven’t heard


Mad face selfie


So nice to be out at 7:30PM and it’s still light out


Somebody said Kyle Pitts a top 3 TE


Tariq claim he wants to hang out with me , but i be in the bed by 730


S: I hope ikaw na dahil nakakapagod magback to zero naman A: true, that's the reason why I'm single for almost 4 years S:putulin natin yang pagiging single mo. Let's make it possible. Woww! Big words!!!! I hope I can go back to this tweet if we made it possible


I have so much respect for university graduates. Being able to stick through an X amount of years at schooling is really impressive considering most of you know 90% of the educational system is bs. Honestly way to hold it down cause I tried and I just couldn’t at the time.


I hate the expression “it’s giving”. It’s giving WHAT??


If only you would SsssshhhhHhhuuuuuUUUUuuut UuuuuuuUuuuuup


mass blocking antis here finally made my tweets show up to the good side of mhatwt


no greater torment than that of biting through the meat of a gently roasted, two-day marinated chicken and realizing that it is inediblly tough and gummy


I need a pussy on my face and a big dick in me (he will choose)


Couldn’t get a series finale or even a movie to close out Girlfriends but got 45 remakes of The Game that no one asked for


im grindin for everything i want


Get at it DOJ


Just for once, just one time I wish I could get what I want w yekoun da el kheir


covid negative babyyyyyyyyyy


muchas


Nothings more attractive than having a hard working man


q bien q toy


I'm honestly just so frustrated with life rn


I don’t know how I am functioning thru this workday with less than 5 hours of sleep


I got called a dream crusher today and I like the ring of it


Love this setup from Liverpool. Issues at the back? Just chuck everyone forward and score more


i'm gonna explode premiere pro PLEASE cooperate i do not have all day i still have a PAPER to do


finally have a new screen protector on my watch and feeling brand new


when taejin fall in love with me


Earlier on I craved for a drink but then I remembered I couldn’t have it cos I have a rule of not keeping alcohol in the house unless I’ll be consuming it at that time. I just found savanna dry from the past weekend


*dream hearing sapnap scream mr. bright side from the other room*


Christopher Brent Wood


Y’all always be on here like “therapy is great! Let’s talk about mental health!” But when I tweet about a session I had and the dark side of things, y’all wanna unfollow me lol. The performative activism on this platform is annoying af.


morning, daily i miss vmin


New year - really need to find a SB


Say what you gotta say then block them in the middle of them typing


If you don’t put toilet paper on public washroom toilets, your dirt.


But man, my work group that’s going to vegas. It’s going to be wild


I have to use my backup for a while on tiktok and I'm really scared that I might somehow be on straight tt even tho all the accs I follow (except a really small amount) are kpop idols.


aight i just realized the eng sub is gone


13° cantou


my head hurt and these people not letting me order my chipotle


i found a bunch of pictures and videos of when we used to all hangout and go out to juarez


1 I vote #PermissiontoDance as #TheConcertTour of the year at the 2022 People’s Choice Awards (#PCAs).


My followers dey 2023 already


My bed is literally calling me


People be so cool them boom they favorite superhero Batman


I hope these kids decides to sleep in their own beds tonight


Album uploaded


The music at Cafe Istanbul


If the ball touches your hair, it’s not considered as your goal. I hope this helps.


Going walk my ass right round the corner to jah’lion and get me some cabbage and plaintains


Happy Birthday @user My partner in crime & Machinimas


Playlisting for a set that I’m playing at Waiting Room Prime Time and it’s such a breeze. I can literally play all my dogs and they will vibe to it. I love a diverse crowd


I want to dye my hair black but I know I’ll regret it immediately after


The moral of the story is Angel not happy


I cried when madman CJ Walker husband cheated.


@ oomf i think about you so often throughout the day, you could never imagine


Bro why does my dog ALWAYS choose to fart with her ass in my face it’s like she fucking knows what she’s doing


I don’t know which one of you did it, but thanks to whoever went behind the scenes with IPL/AES to get us the medical equipment form. When I tried to get my sister’s cancer equipment added to the list 2 years ago, I was told we weren’t eligible. I could cry right now -


I just finessed 2k from bu


Got My Ruth Chris Im Happy Now


Shit gettin better


Traffic wayday vex driver nah him the give gala saller joy


okay I just confirmed that my timeline is fucking boring without @user and @user


My pretty boy swag is acting up again


Of All the lies I’ve heard “We can still be friends” is my favourite


to all that are uneducated on the subject not all witchcraft is evil


Angus Cloud is a Cancer. It makes sense


The amount of organic chemistry I have to do right now hurts me


I want A pretty boss fren like we can go blow money together


after all of that surgery you are still ugly.. and that is what getssss me


she wanted a title, told her she a trophy


greatest prankster ha


i’m tryna eat rice wit every meal.


at the gas station rn and this mf in the truck next to me won’t stop staring… like at least pay for my gas


omg winwin and ryujin are celebrating the day i flunked my exam…


Krispy Kreme in NYC is open just in time for hannukah


I swear I get the nicest ppl at my Starbucks


It’s a very short thread but I found what I was looking for.


My friend who makes music wanted me to be in a song as the girl leaving a voicemail and if his song ever gets famous or he himself gets famous imma be that girl in the song but no one gonna know it’s me


I just made my first cohesive playlist for someone I hope they like it


to indo pra pizzaria


im supposed to be screaming @mcflymusic right now at their show


Niggas ain on what I’m on so jus stay out my way.


Ugh, headache, please go away, I want to enjoy my evening


Rip to any possible supergirl/batwoman crossover with ruby and melissa


Lol might do the cinnamon challenge to feel something again


yeah i’m not watching u bitches long ass stories twice, fix it @instagram


My Homework was 2 questions... with 22 parts each. But still it was only 2 questions


Guess who procrastinated for days to get a chapter done that constituted a total of four pages


i work them moves fr don’t ever play w me


You can tell I'm exhausted because someone sent me gifts... and I'm too tired to open it. I promise I'll open and send thank yous tomorrow. Love ya


I don’t want not one of my ex’s bck


Y’all hoes are weird


duaarrr


Wow even tik tok knows im a cougar


Some guy just tried to charge me $16 for a slice of pizza and two canned wine drinks lollll get me outta DFW


3AM THOUGHTS: I WANT ALBUMS OF THE ROSE.


I miss Michael Pond the most


Maybe all Tuesday aren’t shitty


Good win, Wembley now Sunday


Sincerely, KMA


O Jaider vey


I'm 1558539 images old.


God I really understand when people say college isn't for everyone, and sometimes getting away from it can be the best thing that ever happened to you


i only watch gogglebox so i can see what cup sophie and pete have


Always “wyd” never “I ordered you tacos and they’re at your door”


My my little 4 BANGER just won a race against an SRT Jeep, I felt like Paul Walker


i rlly wanna change my @ but im scared no one will recognize me


I want a haircut, a full lace with, an install, a full set of nails and lashes, pedicure, and wax


Okay, this next update doesn’t count. … I mean, obviously it does, but it doesn’t. This isn’t one of the 4 remaining I have planned. This is an extra I was going to cut and decided on a whim 5 minutes ago that I was going to include. Please pretend it’s good


About to get my real estate license in Georgia too


Classic cars looks so good, but they drive like shit and the reliability is shit


It’s me getting A pluses in my grad school classes


Lately I’m so high off life


Bitchess be hating but my girl do opposite


I need a real gym partner, so If someone Is interested lmk


goodmorning moots!! stay safe and stay hydrated, say it back


WTF is wrong With you people who hates Megumi


Being sick, having no WiFi, using Data for having delay, we love it! Btw sorry for not streaming atm, I’m moving and therefore I’m not able to stream


Karmas a b****


Is twitter sharing verification?


Adding "opinions are my own" to my bio and issuing a casual warning to my new followers that my Twitter life is very political


We Got This Rainbow Photoshoot Idea, Imma Take Pictures In All 7 Colors Of The Rainbow


i can’t believe I was gay, like had a whole girlfriend .. she played tho


Just posted a selfies last night


#DesignatedSurvivor @CyrilRamaphosa must watch this wow amazing it made appreciate our President in dealing with Covid-19


I’m only off on Sundays I need another off day fuck


What if all Warner Leisure Hotels ban children because it's where witches go on holiday?


Saraki should Go for PDP National Chairman


My asss in this dress looks amazing but my belly needs to go


When will we see a #VeganDriveThru


the sound is crunchy now


I google movie /series cast after watching.


anyways i’ve been back at school for 2 days and already almost outed myself by accident


Affection is important to me


Have you ever had to stop yourself from grabbing someone by the shoulders, shaking them violently & screaming "WTH is wrong with you!?!" Whatever stupid pill you're taking...it's working entirely too well!


funny...pooh & i threw on the same tShirt today


I am feeling very regretful... i really shouldn’t have changed my answers the very last second


Let Allah do the rest


I hate when bitches try so hard not too seem jealous, bitter, or mad & whole time really be jealous, bitter, & mad


Remember John Bennett can sleep in his bed at night as this is the strongest Rangers squad since he has been at Ibrox. At least somebody put a heavy challenge in and let Ajax know they are in a game


I’m a sucker for them thick girls


Did IG get an update? I can suddenly see more than 100 notification updates at a time


today is the last day I am trying the food that the cook for my school makes. I had a few scoops of her Mac n cheese and my stomach hasn’t felt right since


Choose to focus your time, energy and conversation around people who inspire you, support you and help you to grow you into your happiest, strongest, wisest self.


Ugh I’m about to move and my whole life is about to change and I’m overwhelmed


Today at school,,something crazy happened XD! I will reveal at 5 likes


If you feel unwanted, just go away Stay with those who make you feel important


Squawka: Based on the latest Stats Perform Season Predictions, Arsenal have a 55.18% chance of winning the 2022/23 Premier League title... Will they do it?


I don't want the ones that wants me, the ones I want get boyfriends


I’ll give you that act right everytime you acting up


Preparations begin today


I just really would LOVE to interview @ladygaga what a dream. So ready for #StupidLove


Question for the group waverunners for Parra dunks


actually I am bored so I will search Chimamandas name on twitter and interact with all the stupid takes I see until I can’t take it anymore. Then I’ll go to bed


When talking about a data group or set, the data is ... (nope, not taking questions, comments, or thoughts)


Lil Mf’s be giving me baby fever


Listening to @user playlist for TSARR and oh boy do these lyrics give a good impression as to what’s to come. And again (re)discovering so many artists


The audacity of making tie bars so expensive. Can’t just let my tie sit properly for cheap, huh


Took the acrylics off.. it’s quiet when I type


I haven’t watched Pinocchio in a while !


I’m really hoping people do fireworks in the village on New Year’s Eve... I want to get the pupper used to them


Haider Ali top lad


Awww fatback taking that charge makes me sad


You know I'm watching DS9 season 1 when you hear me shout "STOP TRYING TO MAKE VASH HAPPEN!"


Hey girls—does anyone know anyone who got facial feminization surgery despite having hyperelastic skin or EDS? Were there any complications in aftercare? Asking for a friend—feel free to DM if that's easier. XO!


A blunt, shots and Venom 2


I want this man in my guts. Word


if any one wants part time a couple days a week in tukwila lmk


I got goals that ima make sure I accomplish


Ozil smoking on that Germany DFB pack


Can’t wait to try the PTB later


Welp…no dreamcon for me this year


Lesson of the day: you will have money when you like making money more than having it


Love that Hulu’s ads consistently portray hetero & LGBTQ+ relationships in their commercials


jayda annoying


I have told twitter to notify me when a certain e-celeb tweets. It never does that and instead constantly notifies me about tweets from random covid denialists


Everyday I just wanna cry


I don’t know whose results to believe anymore, releasing mine in a few … from reliable sources !


Once I hit NY I got A session booked


I'm a drink and a half into happy hour and I'm feeling very, very good.


Try to dey deworm, someone vomit python this morning.


if anyone wants to know how my night is going... my cat is currently stuck behind my airbag in my car and i can’t get her out without tearing half my car apart


RT @user Tottenham played themselves with this tweet


Gimme games 2 play


shit got my feelings hurt , this a lil to close to home


Hobi stage tomorrow! I'll give my best to sleep early, wake up early, finish work fast and enjoy the stage to the fullest!


I can’t log into anything now wth


finally got some footage of me glazing in the studio. my tik tok pottery content finna go up


Winners for today’s giveaway would be contacted and your winning would get to you. Thank you for participating and see you tomorrow


loving u is like food to my soul


I dont get why some people are so obsessed with his age. Fuvckng morons


Smart & Loyal


i think we are about to get clapped teddy produced song for somi again instead of her song


Workout was smoooth. I’m healed and I’m back! Feeling great


I spell about 50 words when i pick my child up


Fall in deep depression in October


Out of ideas rn.


coronavirus likes this


Indomie jd penutup lazy Sunday


reality sucks sometimes


I want to get back into work with some new pitches but I have like no ideas


How is Ronaldo not your GOAT. Football isn’t for you


why did there have to be cute guys in my classes


damn i absolutely love cutting my hair short


Elke keer als ik op twt kom word ik sad this used to be my soort van happy place


Your p*ssy is calling my name


i can’t forget about her at all if i think about walking out the mall without getting her something i go back


It’s so slow I’m haven’t even made 7.25 hourly


Hope burns bright


Looking for a new place to live is such a chore!


Stop posting selfies, you’re making me feel peer pressure


Hodling is very similar to compounding. #BitcoinStrong


So people really blaming LeBron for Kobe’s death?? Y’all wild


I want the foldable glock but dont wanna pay 1k


James getting injured before the CS points, like fucking clockwork


No you’re laying in bed with your happy light/sun lamp on because you’re convinced it’ll cure your depression before you meet with your dietician and therapist this week


My 10 yo: #occupationaltherapists help people find solutions to do everyday things. Telling me what he thinks I do at work.


note to self: Never share my work with anyone again especially those who will never understand my world


Why is that when you choke on water or something, trying to talk afterwards is a bitch?


Just took a shower. Am I using my hairdryer on my hair? No, I'm still using it to dry my son's shoe he "bathed" earlier this evening


I want you everyday she said.. I felt that.


heizou's skill hitting 60k


Y'all just don't know... I been wanting this thing since I discovered it, back in October. Not sure why my retarded butt hadn't been bought, being dumb. Lol. But, I'm so happy to have it now. My favorite toy/asset.


Take a look at my other page @user if you ever need to find projects to check out. Posting daily


hoping harry sings tbsl tonight


finished a summer class to start classes again in another two weeks


Over today.. tomorrow will definitely be a better day


watching deathly hallows so i can feel something again


The monster you sleep with may not be the same man that lays next to you


Took Cancelo out for Dias


someone: how mature are you? me : bgair story or streak lgaye pizza, burger kha leti hu


Damn all those crypto gains gone in a flash. Back to buying the dip


If you never got a stimmy apply for the stimulus credit while filing your taxes this year!!


Life’s tiny pleasures: a drop of perfume on the wrist after the bedtime shower


I don't talk about it much because of my ~*~complicated~*~ relationship with gyms and "athlete" spaces but I started doing group weightlifting training in July and I go 2-3x / week and it's been really great for me. For me it's not about changing my body shape, it's about fun.


83 fpl point this week thank you Leeds


Guess I start knocking some of this shit off my list for this party


Scammers always have the most massive egos about being outed as scammers Like oh shit I'm sorry I caught you bro my bad


When you hurt me, you hurt yourself! DONT hurt yourself


End of the day its just u and God. Thats all u got thats all u need. Shxt gets harder so what - if he’s still riding w u its all good


Goodnight bosweetie, bobaby, bolove!


Be like water. Go with the trend. Don't fight it. You can make money with ease right now. No need to over-trade. No need to try to outperform the market. Be like water. Go with the trend. #Bitcoin #Ethereum


Milani eat more than Madison now


can someone draw an anime version of me pls


i have a sweet tooth bad, i want candy grapes.


Defunding the police is way out of hand. Get tf outta here. Idc what anybody says. U try to call and there’s a 5 day waiting period? Like what


new video coming out.. 9/10/2020


Appreciation is Application for more. Always give thanks to God


The wrong attention actually makes me anxious


“As for the theologians, it suffices to recall that during [Vatican II] they were directed entirely and precisely by the German theologians, whose orthodoxy was rather dubious, to say the least...the Bishops (Council Fathers) did not take a step without consulting them.“


spent 4 hours moving my room around and now i can’t even use my pc cause my wifi connection is so bad there


Can’t we just give Biden a participation trophy?


It look like it’s nice out ima go get me some icecream


I gotta go back to keeping shit to myself


the way i wanna kill rowan right now


The only issue is my lungs are still filling with air


Lol why would you show your season pass things and then several of them not things you can earn this season but only buy


I love Mrs America


getting off at 4:30 cool, but this traffic ain’t


Congratulations to @officialbantams for their victory tonight in the Tom Banks Memorial Trophy pre-season fixture. All the best for next season


This is just elder abuse. Biden should sit out the rest of his term in the White House basement eating ice cream and drinking juice boxes.


I’m going back into my hole


So this is how it felt if Twitter locks your account for 11 hours huh?


my baby daddy said he’s not sending any child support and to get the guy i’m fucking to pay for what our kids need


Everyday I have to fight the urge to jokingly say some redundant foul shit in the teams chat at work


sza is performing in sf... might as well book a flight already


Hi today sucks. I’m glad wine exists.


Heavy bench press without a spotter is a great way to get energized because the worst thing that can happen if you mess up is you die


training wheels!


he s cute ok seriously


Fina bring me some food & eat me up? OK


Snippet of the comeback story- I had asked if it gets easier? It’s looking optimistic right now


What's more fun than going to the campus bookstore on the first day of classes during a pandemic? Realizing you have to go back again tomorrow because you just got accepted into another course and now need another textbook


Been craving some miso ramen


Video games are a powerful tool. We turn to games to destress, to escape, to meet friends we would normally not meet. Using games, I wanna create wellness for gamers. Life isn't a game, but games can change people's lives


Barber ain't answering phone


Q:how do you finish Xenoblade 3’s side quests? A: you don’t


might stop by lakeside tomorrow


THIS IS MY 03 FLOWWWWW


just failed my exam because i spent three hours on the wrong chapters!


Me: [messages boss on Teams after a meeting to tell him some gossip from our old department] Boss: wait where'd you hear this? send it to me! Me: i've already sent it Boss: thanks for the heads up. my little spy


The online sales these stores are having is amazing.


A michi before work hits different


Call it gatekeeping if you want but I just think this curl craze right now is irritating


my lock screen is so cute


The way i wanna be filled from both ends by 2


I haven't even gotten my next paycheck and it's already all gone


So if Noah isn’t running @veve_official Twitter account who is


<~~ You ard


I made my choice & that's wat it's gonna be


Chile If I have a girl I’ll have to learn how to do hair


Who cares if daghan nag cases ang cebu as long as we can finish the whole school yesr, right? What is the lives of your stranded students compared to money?


I swear I’m tired of paying for gas


I’m gonna need for @ChickfilA to incorporate some plant-based chicken nuggets to their menu thank you very much


Omg the needle is back?? Why NYT whyyyyy?


ahora que oomf se entienda como one of my fuckers


Not both Rae and Leslie teasing FB on their announcements


The amount of people queuing forRT and bus today is insane. Now I'm late


Raw cake batter


You are not created to look down forever, you are created to look up and go beyond. Good morning


Tell Jordyn Woods stop trying to battle JT for my heart


I CAN'T-


This guy was trying so hard to get my insta handle and he almost got it until he mentioned how joe rogan follows him


This mf so annoying


the views are going up very slow


Kamarien so funny . She wears us out about being LavaGirl , here & at home I’m sure & Noah ass don’t play about SharkBoy . . We should’ve never put them on that movie


In the 30 yard journey to the coffee shop across from where I live, I almost got hit by a driver this morning. I was walking through the crosswalk, they came down the street, made eye contact with me, and then just went through the stop sign literally inches from me. Psychos


My utility bills be low as hell cause I’m never home.


I’m Ready To Go Home Work Is Exhausting Today


Mighty Crazy how the Elections this year and California been on Fire


I’ve billed so many hours on this one case today


LMAOOO think me n Jaye bout to get drunk


Something that feels illegal but isn’t: using your work computer to find a new job


If Cape Verde score ehn


Yeah, it's hard to wake up everyday with a heavy heart


I just wanna free my mind and fuck you till I cum and then I’m done~


now i'll be waiting for douma's appearance, although i don't t know if he will show up, but then again he might considering the upper ranked demons died so


every morning when i drink from a keurig, i think about splurging on a whole Espresso machine set up..


Gm gm Gas up the ppl in your life


In the state of mind that jogging is the only form of cardio? Think again, jogging in fact is quite low in the list for cardio focused exercises, here is my ranking


I can never forget the things I learned. Good or Bad.


Why TF do it have to rain again?! Like damn.


i might put on my cosplay this weekend and upload pics


Dr.Bronner’s soap paired with a Tree Hut body scrub is undefeated


Del-30’s on the parklife lineup mate I can’t miss it


Funny dudes make my heart smile


first good grade of the semester


Why at 29 is @taylorswift13 still writing music to help get me over my breakups


the things ive prayed for day + night, are finally coming to fruition.


whew anyone that hasn't already shown their true colors are REALLY showing them today


Proud to state that I did not spend any amount of money on #BlackFriday or #Cybermonday! Zilch! Should I have FOMO?


Thank soooo much


Anderson Paak ft J Cole - Trippy.


the sky is not photogenic at all


Lf concert buddy meron ba d'yan from lbb regular 207


maybe comeback stage at the grammys


Closed captioning says “all right pee, country mac”


Air freshener smells better when the room is clean


The day I decide to go to grill 2 it’s wanna rain


Grabbing someone else’s tweet about today’s holiday is better known as “Capture the #FlagDay”


i don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s a sign, get right with God rn you won’t regret it !


the fact that i lowkey started a “post ur drafts” chain on aggie twitter....very sexy of me


Biggest hypocrites be ones dat cheat and still call themselves da realest


Ashley ate but me I’m a Brandy(Moesha) stan


Whatever this is, I am definitely happy. I am beyond blessed! Thanks G!


and i don't want a smile if it ain't from you


When he compliments your nail polish


This next week is gonna be fun


time to watch swf


An hour to go for #ButterTeaser


these pullbacks on my $AMZN calls are insane, and they are monthlies


Ew I saw this old man checking this girl out... it grossed me out


y’all. britney spears’ insta story


Melbourne traffic


Tertinggal kunci bilik, rumah and access cards dalam bilik. Unless anyone gives me tips on how to work my way around a doorknob, I believe I have to fork out RM250 for a locksmith


The fact that Justin posted the announcement but didn’t even put a caption


Shoutout to @PopeyesNFTs @user ! I won a WL for @user plus the alpha in the discord is legit


i always think i’m changing until ......... sombody pisses me off


she 444 the streeets but I’m 444 the streeets too


Bro an ex killer he might come out retirement


shotaro x ten when?


sorry now i will have to stop being horny cuz he told me so


That's the bank holiday worked now it's just a normal working week


Having Relapse Thoughts but then I’m also challenging them so it’s like the battle of the two wolves in my brain rn


Why is a box of penne noodles $2.30


End=effort never dies, No=next opportunity, Fail=first attempt in learning. So, be positive and think positive throughout your life..


I just missed one question on my quiz almost scored 100%


I don’t want your money I can do that part myself, I just want some honest support


I'm surprised I didn't KO yet , only slept for two hours


To do microshading or not?


My cousins are actually so lit


Tuchel smoking that pep pack next 2 weeks


Ian ever giving nobody energy that they ain’t giving me


Should I ditch Android and go for ios instead? That iphone11 is sexy but probably it's better to wait for iphone 12 as rumour has it to have iphone 5 design which I really like. I like Huawei but its new phones don't have Google Services and that's already a red flag


I need a good full body massage rn


Can BTS showcase their new clothing line ON A RUNWAY??? Like imagine them doing their own catwalks


carlos asked me if i’ve had a crispy kreme….. but idk which way he means it


I slick want a tuxedo


power is out dunno when it’ll be back


Did only an hr, in and out of my 1st dose . And like 20 mins in and out with my 2nd one. Bless tf up


a pri heldes


5 followers. Poggers


My utility bill gone be through the roof. I need for them to come fix this air NOW!


someone send me a good booty workout routine bc i have lost mine


new user i copied tom


Remember when O2L were the elite side of YouTube? I miss those days


best friend gone


France fans assemble


Thiagos passing is unreal


HEESEUNG'S MUSIC TASTE *CHEF KISS*


im tired yall bozo square head niggas


I just want a patient top who will help me completely loose my gag reflex


Me overdose inna pain


I'm now editing digital rail pictures for a future book, while listening to singer Masako Mori


We ain’t speaking in public , he be in my guts behind close doors tho


Hungry to fight again


You haffi guh through short term pain fi get long term comfort!


Not that I was looking to date anyone before all this, but I think now I have an urge to date, just because I can’t


It’s about time you joined twitter @user


3awza azabt 7agat keter men 30/5 ly 3/6 birthday a7la my bestie f 7aity w awl 3eed maledlio a7adro m3h


Wow...the female body is AMAZING...its shocking how not gay most of you women are...and upsetting


Fresh Bootyhole


Depois. Rewards e Firefox. Backup. Criar.


Recording Tales From The Transfer Portal tonight. We have another guest. He’s kind of a big deal. Some would say he’s a légend.


i can literally feel the wealth creeping up on me and my family


$NFLX ugh shit scared money dont make money.. Backed out on $ROKU puts as well


I'll start watching Wednesday a week b4 season 2 comes out


Adult alicent


Just touched down in Vegas


Most yards allowed per coverage snap through Week 4: Jeffrey Okudah (2.9) Jeff Gladney (2.5) Damon Arnette (2.4) Noah Igbinoghene (2.1) Rookie cornerbacks are getting bludgeoned


Y’all know what else is an offensive word... “Nigga” but y’all throw that shyt around on a daily.. she’s Mulatto, and was chastised by her own family for being so.. so she turned it into a brand and made it a positive for herself.. I’m not understanding the issue


I wonder what is the webcam streamer equivalent of people coming to the stream and asking “who drew you, who rigged you?” “Give me your mum’s Twitter handle”maybe?


Hi @MiLB wish you had an option to choose what team’s audio to listen to on MiLB TV. Video is only the home team. And the feed is a batter behind audio if I mute the video, open my team’s page & select their audio.


Still feels weird to say, “my daughter.” Holy fuck, I am a mom.


When you can’t leave the car cos @user - Nervous is playing


Brilliant batting Mr. David Malan


Last night we closed early, my coworker smoked me out, and I slept earlier than usual I hope tonight is the same


I cannot wait til they done with our house! I’m ready to get a puppy


I thought the pandemic was bad enough, but now there’s an “Energy Crisis”?! What f#%king energy crisis?! There’s no #energycrisis There’s a “greed crisis” - a “wealth crisis” - a “power crisis”


She said yes! My girl, my sunshine, my everything, my future wife


I don’t understand how people can be fake and hypocrite either


The sky in Pta is showing off


april 11 can’t come fast enough


How am I just finding out that Loretta Lynn just passed


Had to go to Walgreens on Christmas Eve (drunk af) to get my friend a plan B


I feel bad my dog gets nothing for 8 hrs


This will all play itself out. This weekend the chaos begins. UGA is 8 point favorites over #1 (Vegas knows) ND is going to get Clemson. Let the games begin


I’m hoping the new season of HANDMAIDS TALE might bring us optimism and uplift in the fight against misogyny compared to current events.


Judge: u want 2 stay wid ur mom? Child: No.She beats me J: u want 2 stay wid ur dad? C: No.He too beats me J: u want 2 stay with ur grandparents? C: No,they also beat me J: Ok. So tell me who you want to stay with? C: I want to stay with #MI Dey Dont Beat Anybody


Meema just told me she feels better when I’m with her


n e ways i hope everyone thats eligible voted today


And #RealBetis can fuck off as well chose them over the Utd game for goals in a fivefold FFS!


If you hit on women at the gym you is a weirdo.. But don’t get me wrong, women that hit the gym are


Like why would Bebe make it to where I can’t take a nap Friday


I’m happy coming second


all of the road trips i was stuck on a bus for at 6+ hours trained me for this road trip to the valley and back


idk what im abt to eatt


Place in the last 16 sealed


I guess I can really start thinking about #vanlife & travel


I'm soooooo damn tired..idk why I keep agreeing to work my days off


Got my ass kicked snowboarding


feeling bad for the european stans rn


who wants me to talk their ear off abt fashion and other things i like


omm i wish i could walk around uppin pole...a lot of u niggas would b dead


Been practicing lashes for 2 hours, break time


ok like i’m happy for the army’s that get to go the rose bowl...but like why r they giving la three days when atl and fl only got one day


another day off, another day i go to a baseball game


Well one good thing about me testing positive for covid 2 days after the fiancé is at least we can share a bed again and fuck all day


If we are going to lose at least play attacking cricket, RR is not even 2! Make their bowlers think a bit or they’ll keep bowling the same area expecting the batsmen to make an error, which we will. @wasimakramlive @shoaib100mph for god sake please push through a message


Tweet 1 of 3. My views as we look to improve VCSE sector/ICS partnerships. 1. The VCSE sector isn't a free or cheaper resource. It is often high quality/high value. The sector needs to be recognised as an equal partner within the ICS.


Guys who shave their pits


When Yibo said if he go out in his free time to become someone else time he mean his staff get busy if he want to go out? That part make me


Best feeling after gym is that shower then a blunt then eat good and watch NBA basketball . I’m happy with life


Got the Monkey Pox vaccine, had to tell them I was a fucking slut but I got it


Can I ship Austin and Anna irl too pls


Pprt doidin pra viver um romance


lmaooo is he just starting over again


rewatching AOT & Umbrella Academy in preparation for the new seasons and Iiiii kinda sorta happy


Gura: "kpop? idk kpop sorry"


I'm already working on my next post for @Glory4Builds which should arrive soon


Who’s down to play this Valorant tourney tomorrow?


RİSK


Hmmm at work with no work this don’t even feel right


I promise I’m not a bad friend guys


What an appalling service from @user Original order split into 2 deliveries - fair enough. 1st delivery, 1 item of furniture missing. Re-arranged for 8th May, still not here. 2nd came today and half missing. Another 5 days for that!!! Never again


follow everyone who likes & retweets this to gain 100+ followers fast


Everyone has their own path Just keep strong on yours


Old people go into a frenzy when I say “Other peoples perception of me ain’t none of my business.”


So it's England vs Senegal, Netherlands vs USA


A couple I like ahead of tomorrow’s racing! Trying my best to get selections out at the moment but I will never tip up something on a whim. Tips up at 9am


sweated my hair out at Mardi Gras


Done with the closure but why it's still painful?


I want Popeyes ....right tf now


Thank you Daddy God for always coming through for me


National waste gas day for me apparently


Adele post workout for the soul


Love getting compliments from strangers on how good smell


in 9 days i will be 100 fucking days alcohol free


No stream tonight! I'm finishing up packing and cleaning my place before I leave, I'll do a short stream tomorrow night - a celebration of my last day in a toxic job and send-off stream before TwitchCon!


The only thing systematic in this country is political corruption.


I need to get some green but it’s a hornet in my carrr


So many women destroy men cars and their properties some are not even shy about it posting video/pictures of it on social media for everyone to see fuck the laws, i am right?


The best naps be right with my daughter


Gon be a long day hehe


Happy Birthday mama Dhay in heaven I miss youuuuuu!!!!!!


94% on my senior presentation


I did our decorations outside Saturday but that shit ain’t getting cut on till the first


I love when I get into a crackhead cleaning mood. It always leaves me feeling so accomplished


Allegic rhinitis again and again


I literally have to force myself to not eat the whole pint of Ben and Jerry’s.. every. Single. Time.


gonna nap away the sadness


i got a transfer at work and i went to be her friend so bad i kept fucking following her around


Finally at a place where I truly love myself! I love my heart, mind and swag


I got some Dungeon and snow crabs


~ TAGS FOR TREASURE


Sam Mentioned Denny #EastEnders


Thank you for all your support lately really appreciate it


Damn summer really loved london


jungwon’s dimples are killing me


H.O.E=HEAVEN ON EARTH


almost everyone in my family who lives in the states/europe is coming this summer except my uncle


Great streams this week y'all! This is my half week so I won't be streaming again till next week. I've been 100% slowing down a bit on stuff I usually keep up with so this should have me all nice and rested for the rest of the month! See you then


Such a simple joy: having a Faculty/Staff parking permit


I need Asian ASAP. Sushi. Hibachi. Crab Rangoon. All that.


Now the aaa want my #


lol wtf, this DC artist called me a bastard. probably the rudest thing i’ve gotten yet


Face mapping sucks


There hasn’t been a good all star season since all stars 3


My toxic trait is watching millionaire penthouse, house tours and expecting to own one. “£8.6m? Huh, not bad”


we love a load in being 3 hours shorter than planned.


COVID test from the Government arrived today. Coincidentally, the pharmacist at Rite Aid gave me a bunch of free ones over the weekend whilst picking up a prescription.


Why am i so senti right now. I'm supposed to be sleeping.


I’m still incredibly annoyed that there aren’t any pumpkin carvers on #HalloweenWars this season. Now it’s just cake wars


ima get cfa again


Dear Lord, encamp your angels around children this school year, keep them safe, cover their teachers, speak to the ears of their dreams so they may have faith & grow — bless single parents in this hour


Why tf aren’t there variety packs of soda?? There’s variety packs of chips, variety packs of the little cereal boxes, variety packs of condoms, etc. but I can’t get a 12 pack with 4 Cokes, 4 Sprites & 4 Fantas?


pms is saying i need physical/affection... hormones ruining my independent girlboss era fr


droppin jewels really that shit


I’m the gym playing my music on the speaker … They gone hear all this @ESTGEE today since I forgot my air pods


scheduling new onlyfans pics this afternoon and *finally* editing new vids for manyvids; maybe i’ll even shoot some new vid content for y’all but who knows when i’ll release it


The amount of posts I’m seeing about Yemen that don’t mention that a Gulf Arab coalition led by the Saudis and backed by the Americans and western powers is responsible for the death and destruction


Laugh now kry later


Sandro deserves Star Baker! He’s done SO much fucking better in custard week than Syabira


ugly wave


Damn kush by local jus really pissed me tf off


.@NICKIMINAJ you have until midnight or else.


why am i on the auction site for sayaka cards... also the prices are not the same as they used to be, they are now like slightly more expensive..... very happy that she's getting more popular but damn can we keep the prices low ?


promised myself not to read any spoilers for obs but the weekend is so far away!!!! i cant help it!!!! they’re literally my comfort drama at this point


No go follow mount ohh mouth day kill


Alot of national talk show hosts look pretty stupid right now. rOdGErs tO tHE lA rAMs


Cue the bantz between @AVFCOfficial and @wembleystadium


"can you have delusions youre gay/bi when manic"


Long time no see Twetchers! How is everybody doing?


Well. Flu done got my ass


Who told apple to be closed man


Paaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnsss!


my man know if he cheat i’m killing the mistress


Excited for this new pot set I ordered


I love the Lynn’s


sleeping as long as possible to avoid killing yourself


Once I’m home from work ion going nowhere!! It’s too damn cold outside


Just glanced at the TV when a trailer for Sister Boniface came on and thought bloody hell Sister Frances has aged!


Everytime i jump into a warzone chat these niggas play shiny teeth and me from fairy oddparents i hate my friends


Suppose they'll change another rule Now


Yes, it's not necessary to buy their album, robong, doll or go to their fan meeting or concert. But trust me, every aroha want to feel it even they know sometimes they can't get what they want. Why I'm so sad? It's okay, roha. We are same. Gang? Yes.


wish @user & my brother were here to get me high today


You know you’ve carried over your time in Web3 by using words such as “building” and “community” at your IRL job


This grown ass woman got my fukn pussy wet and I can’t even have her


guess it’s time i came back to this twitter


The new mulan isn’t for me.


Invites have been sent out for the Friendsgiving!


For some reason the site bought the shoes on its own


People will bash you with the same mouth they asked you to take a picture with.


N-Dubz are touring in November ?!?!?


Naira Marley gets involved in a Controversy drops a hit song Sits back and watch the song do numbers. Not the one to shy off controversies


Don't worry, DC will bail out Ezra Miller in a "flash". See, see what I did there?


Cruise in November


Anyone who wanna piss me off in this moment I’m going through REAL shit. Imma release all REAL SHIT about YOU. So play lightly


Idk if it’s just me but receiving “sure” as an answer really bothers me. YES or NO dickhead


It will be worth it to be with someone who knows your worth


I love a shawty that smell good


people with read receipts on are top tier


ahaha i just made myself self-conscious about my neck, i fucking hate myself


So much tired last night... How’s your fathers peeps!!!?


Time to go 85 yards


Taco soup for dinner tonight.


Ah paz acabou pprt


not going to be playing Fortnite for a while, sadly not just Fortnite but my xbox, been having a problem, tried everything, can't figure it out, now all i can do is watch TV & Movies and go out, no video games, really upset about this. My xbox is my life


I strongly support KHALSA AID


Goodnight , just remember i dont do fuck & fuck dont do me


That video of Pedro Pascal looking at the camera and saying “I’m your daddy” makes me QUIVER


I can’t even act like it ain’t phase me that shit hurt my feelings


Come on England! #ENG #ThreeLions #FIFAWorldCup


I don’t like good dick aha , good dick have me in my feelings


Still a very good chance it could all end on a toilet.


No stream today guys, tired as hell and gotta catch up on some things


I want some buffalo wings from BWW and a Long Island Iced Tea.


Ready for the fucking snow. And making snowmen. And watching Mateo attempt to eat all the snow


I’m halfway through season 11 of Grey’s Anatomy so I’m basically a surgeon, a surgeon with crippling anxiety because have you watched the show?


Pretty sure I have asthma. I feel like butthole


These rappers wanna play mind games and shit.


The oven been pre heating for damn near 40 mins i think it’s broke


man nfts have made crypto so comfy like i literally don't care what the chart looks like. just don't dump it to $400 and we good


The only thing about paying my bills early is now I gotta spoil my kids and I


Could the packers go get someone to catch some passes I’m done with this front office


#BAbetrayal @IanByrneMP Thankyou so much for being onboard helping us fight ##CorporateGreed #fireandrehire #NationalDisgrace #NoConfidence #StandwithBAworkers


kabado for lnph presale later


Delighted to inform you all that I just found out I have a fat ass thanks to a guy yelling at me from a car window


Kevin seafood when i get off


Receive guaranteed #RealTimeLeads by email or text, use a #LeadGeneration company.


Win and we’re in. Cincy really got fucked either way.


appointment huh


You can’t help how much it throbs when you see me


Girls who chill in the DJ booth


This show is fvcking painful to watch. It’s making me angry. Mnet really


“no nut november” ? I know not the November you speak of


@ God pls help my fuckin' team


Ayisi makes good and sensible songs


I be ready to vomit when I have to use a stock photo....


Jason keeps referring my scentsy warmers as “stink machines”


I’m skinny with a fast metabolism but quarantine got me gaining weight


my man got attacked and cornered by my cat today, now he’s telling my cat “yes sir” and “excuse me”


BAMF reunion for pcl tonight


lol idrc if I get blocked


Why do football commentators keep saying “penalties are a lottery”? Tossing a coin is a lottery, penalties are based on football abilities whether it’s the kicker or the keeper. Former players with a mic should know better


omg should i chop my hair off today


And here I am trying figuring out my current pass and still can't log in


i cannot wait to be back home in a couple weeks i’ve had the WORST 2022 year


lrt i do not go here (re: superhero media) but also like...


lol this little boy outside talking about “why would i spend MY money on ME?? nigga you don’t have $5??” im crying


And the vision by bruno


Working hard to organize my house. Been through old photos, cleaned out old files, and kitchen tools. Looking good, if I do say so myself. Downsizing and minimizing feels so nice. Lowers anxiety. It’s a great feeling. I highly recommend it!


i made ceviche and omfg


"A leader born out of rape considers rape as a normal incident" Serbian Proverb ~Haftai Hailay


I’m so proud of him tho awww


Single shit ass cuss I hate it here fr


i miss sailor moon but i don’t want to scroll thru my camera roll to find her


so many people hate me because i chose the side of my friend and then they had the audacity to say i didn’t do anything for them


Arena play play ini


Please say a prayer for my bestie & her family. She just lost her sister to Covid-19. It is STILL around


That was a horrific drive down the a19 and a1


Show your original #NFT


Just ordered new motherboard. Should be in towards the end of this month


RIP Paul @user 2020 is wild asf


If you ever wondering why I post anything on my IG story the reason is because it’s my IG story


The Bible said first will be last. Imma be last first. - kat williams


planning your 30th in the middle of coviesha, ponkey pox and a recession is so stressful. please send help.


do you think i can get the baby & my self ready within the next hour ? let’s see


Browns lose and now the power is out.


Getting high and having sex sounds so good rn


My nails really glow in the dark fr


Big brain time


Ils marquent sur penalty


Nefsy ady Nate bel alam


Get lunch with a member of the queer community; seek ways to be an effective ally.


My friends that speak Spanish post shit in Spanish and I wish I could Jaja with them.


So I cnt get in my house so that’s wat you telling me rn


Good morning bibies


lol i just realised that i forgot to remove all qiqi’s freehair pics on my highlight hehe nasib baik aku usha balik


Had a argument with this guy in the barbershop cuz he was talking about how Jamaican ppl come to America and free load off the American government meanwhile he eating oxtail and rice and peas from a Jamaican restaurant like go sit down clown


Every day it's a struggle to get out of bed


Pretty cool to see that Jungkook is a fellow ISFP.


So a cigar smoking over weight anti abortionist is now our health secretary.


00:00 anna


Some songs can give Goosebumps


I miss jenlisa


How do y’all be getting flat stomachs cause I cannot


Hate when yall post pictures with yo homies and don’t tag em.


Matic is an experienced player!


no me da cancha


Bring Milan to LA


Every night I stay upstairs for about ten minutes after the baby has gone to sleep because he is my double at bedtime and it takes him so long to get comfy so I sit and wait incase he needs a little help


$6k for Duke vs UNC tickets?


And these are the days when our work has come asunder


I love a man with tree trunks for legs


deeper my favorite summer walker song


Tiktok is so soft after their new guidelines policy


I’m forever washing clothes


.@MarcSessler with some 9/11 heat today


No I’m not a bottom the only thing I’m under is under the influence


What would have been wild is if Kobe was born just a day later


Like mfa yu kno yu didn’t buy her no shoes wtf yu think I sent her barefoot


Happy birthday @user may God bless you with the best and keep spreading the happiness like always


50 likes ill stream fortnite


I want some good ensaymada


cant lgbtdeobis just tweet the results of the poll . PISSING ME OFF


i wanna start posting but idk how to this


Pt 2 is always better.


I'm just here waiting for a tiktok live to start


monday left so fast


Stomp em in his fucking face.. I left em with my Nike sign


Inter pls


I can’t eat much I don’t know why I eat two meals everyday


Not he looking for my tampon to see if I’m really on


My next man better like to get pedicures with me


Became a speaker in the #rbgcspeaks space just to say hi then left


Nah they do need to override that military bill veto though, cut that check cousins


that wave of missing mashidam suddenly hit me again.... i miss them so much i cant wait for the time i'll be able to hear them be part of these songs next year


Your 3rd @ has a crush on you


Why I just went to a car dealership and it’s owned by a couple and they started fighting omg


okay back to eating healthy tomorrow


my OF is on sale for 35% off go subscribe to see me naked everyday link is below


We we’re just in the backyard


I never understood why people don’t use their fucking turn signals !!! Bitch it’s there for a damn reason!!!!!


aite brb imma cry


my favorite pass time is commenting on my towns fb group page... so many karens


I like pillsbury baked cookies over ANY cookie


i hope all men burn in hell


You can tell when you really like someone.. like it’s a whole different feeling


I’m so #blessed to be able to work #remote. I just organized my #desk. Isn’t it great?! So much #stuff in one picture. #ImAWriter #ICreateShit #ArtsyFartsy #UCONN #Baby! I wouldn’t be where I am today if it weren’t for UConn. #Truth #PsychologyMajor #IKnowWhoIAm. Do #YOU?


You have to fight for the things you love and the things you believe in, but one of those things has to be you. Fight for YOU the way you would fight for anyone you love- fiercely, boldly, bravely.


ok which one of you stole my credit card and ordered a purple iphone


I got math and anatomy next semester?!? RIP to me


I always overtip, it stops today. Haven’t even asked if I need anything else or if I’m ready to order


it’s not easy being the coworker everyone bonds over hating but somebody has to do it


Ride the pipe like a bike. Make sure you’re going the distance.


Una too like v!olence for this app sha, abeg make una leave awon omo mi abeg abeg


Just booked my ticket to see #Zola at @user tomorrow


CECIL STREET LAD | Sandown R1 Scratched from Sale last Friday, this is a tougher race but his #JumpOut’s were super and handled the wet with ease. Saver on HEIR APPARENT, out of a half-sister to Black Caviar and had the better of Mynumerouno in a recent JO. Nice race


Your regular reminder that when you're talking about human beings, Native/Indigenous and Black should always be capitalized


.@kimseverson Great article but since when is Vidalia “170 miles east of Atlanta” (which would put it well into South Carolina)??


Uber drivers do the absolute most. My man got 2 docked phones. One for the gps and one he is using to scroll at lights


James wang ntina


ok i blocked them just in case ur using a different account to look at my profile (which you shouldn’t) i just wanna say no hard feelings tbh,, you just made me kinda uncomfortable at times and i think it would be better for the both of us if we stopped interacting for a bit


Mad as hell I gave this homeless dude $5 on my way into the store and didn’t realize my card fell out of my pocket so I went back outside to look for it and HE WAS TAKING IT! I made him give me my card and the money back. Bro fuck outta here


Ok... so... I might download that Peppa Pig Game Pass game when it releases. Why? 80G ACHIVEMENTS that's why, as well a 200G achievement


fucked up in the crib eating cat grass


ok back to finishing college stuff


Not gma noticing I’ve gained a couple


I believe in Jesus Christ. I believe God so loved me that He sent Jesus into this world to live, die on the Cross of Calvary and Resurrect on the third day. His Blood was shed for me. Sin that separated me from God was atoned for through the Blood of Jesus. He laid down His


Definitely crushed these quesadillas i made


Don’t let your work become your therapy


Mind you ima good tipper $10-$15+ EVERYTIME for every service till you bullshit me


I never knew a baby momma who wouldn’t let them keep the child like come on


Crab legs sound amazing


Crazy how people thinking they have a cold and it’s Covid


Another shitty @Blizzard_Ent @ATVI_AB launch - can't remember the last time a blizzard game launched and wasn't a fucking mess.


babalu and green ghost here i come


anyways... childe oppa


Goodmorning everyone except div2


It's interesting how we have gotten so used to utter dispare and disappointment that this feels like such a huge win. I think that's how abuse works


This girl really said she isn’t voting because she isn’t educated on either and doesn’t want to educate herself. She has a black son


There’s one piece from my next collection I cannot stop looking it. Possibly the best piece I have created to date. So much so I want to do an entire project like it


We’re about to lose Esther too


imagine not liking parasyte, i mean.. unless you have a phobia for blood


Mateo is having 2 birthday parties. YES IM THAT EXTRA ASS MOM


Done accepting bullshit an lies


its 7:11 wheres the votes


So excited for a road trip to Birmingham with @user and @user I’m ready for some carpool karaoke


Bet not front yo move or you become a pack


Bored an horny anyone on DM me anything


Y’all are too ok with hand outs


Cycle class beat my ass. I am starving


So I’ve just shaved my whole entire head


Not the start we expected but we still got this we gonna go 6-1 @MiamiHEAT


LOL this #amazingrace team lost their passports on the way to the airport in the first leg


I keep playing "Christmas Love" and "Snow flower" lately eventho I dont celebrate christmas. Thanks Jimin and Tae for this healing and soothing song


I keep it so real he fuck with me forever, he gone love me forever


Being an adult means I can make a whole pan of muffins all by my self And eat them all by my self cause There’s no one else here plus I hate sharing food


I ordered a sweet tea from chick fil a and they gave me half tea & half lemonade


Slept in at 2am bec I had 2fnish Duka's book. Actually set my fone on airplane mode dpast 2 days bec of same reason... and now, I have to pack up super early for a quick getaway that we've set in time for Shari's bday. 1st stop: Villa San Ricardo.


Nails on point


baby you can’t replace me even if you tried.


thank you so much renjun (magz, bbl, weibo, vlive), mark (bbl and instaa!) and ofc doyoung~! also dreamies or dreamzen today


Trying to figure out what to do with my hair but the energy it’s gonna take to actually do it


Just because a white man will employ and lay with black women does not mean he’s not a bigot or racist. Some white men love to lay with black women but hate black men.


Work was extremely political today. Government contracting at its finest


Yung tinulog ko good for 3 days straight duty


Loving this jump from $siri. Let’s break resistance and goooo!


Congrats to period 6 Earth Science!! 100% did Monday’s assignment! Great Job !!


Stop saying “an” historic


August 10,2021 8th months


My sister is sitting on the couch whilst in a Zoom meeting with people from her work. She tells me "oh actually you are in the background..." Which is great because I'm in my PJs wrapped up in a Candyman blanket and eating a spoonful of Nutella as a snack


Morning Angels


Twitter gotta bring back fleets… I want to show you all what sneakers I’m wearing


T-Pain moved his show to June 24th


Every person you encounter in life provides a new opportunity to learn & grow, it's only a matter of how open and willing you are to learn!


I Want Kii To Do Me Some Braids


The truth is, I really do have games on my phone. But I tell kids I don’t when they ask because I be playing them & lil man man ain’t bout to mess up my high score


bleeky is an icon i said it


I always mess with the wife saying this is my top 5 things in life: 1) Daughter 2) Dogs 3) House 4) 4Runner 5) Steelers She gets so pissed..HaHa.


Stood since 12.30 today making roast beef for it all to get put in the bin, awesome


Friday is my day to relax in my house. I really think I’m bringing the New Years in by myself


I really want sangria and seltzer


*types in "thunder" to search for samples of thunder* "No, Google, no the Imagine Dragons song.."


Real man will stay faithful becoz they don't have time to look for another women, they're too busy looking for new ways to love their own.!!


Rashford should be thrown into Maximum prison and throw the key inside Black Sea


I wanna lay up n just rub my feet on somebody until I fall asleep


BBC provides much better content…


THIS SITUATION IS STRESSING ME OUT SO MUCH I'M SHAKING


Start Haines saturday


Ordered vegan meatballs at subway and they sent actual meatballs


Just finished season 5 of snowfall wtf


delaney off and sevilla is dying


My work day has been ughhhh but I ordered some bts albums at lunch so that was a plus


Just signed a lease on NYC apartment!


good morning. i can feel my singleness this early.


majora’s mask i’m sure


My mom just told me she thinks I’m a psychopath bc I show no remorse LMAOOOOOO.


My record came scratched on Dancing. And I got the black just because I was afraid that might happen to the colored one


× : Clown hours but at least I'm writing starters.


top tip: when walking upstairs to retrieve a fan makes ya feel like yr gonna pass out, it's probably a Sign


// After work cardio time


So 100% done with this whole week


is cha eunsong trustworthy? i’m suspicious of him rn


Happy birthday @user ,Cheers to many more blessed years! Many happy returns of the day!!!


fuck it . we hopping on only fans


When one of ur irls ask who ur crush is but your gay ass is still in the closet so you start to panic


Only person I trust is my mother on everything


I’m soo upset that Halloween & Libra season is over.


I had a grilled panini with ham, Brie, honey and arugula for lunch! Dang, it was incredible! The flavors together


why did chat scream at george to not play fall guys


I need nasty gal to offer free shipping because their delivery takes forever


$BABA ready to go under 90


Deco said Chelsea is finished


Oh shit my gym is letting us not wear a mask anymore if we fully vaccinated good thing my second shot tmmrw


Checked these chirren out early and we been chilling


I love how contagious a smile can be


if @user chooses me for this pc, imma scream or just jump out the window


I’ve been on the phone with my sisters since i woke up


i can’t wait to see my beautiful gf tonight


what game should i stream


Gnabry at the double!


hey guys i like brockhampton


Crawfish sounds bomb af rn


when jb comes to toronto and he never leaves and just continues doing shows here every 2 days instead


i think my boyfriends dead


I love you if i like your reply


So who’s having a listening party for Jhené new album?


OnikaVoodoo is gonna hit y’all! We can’t even joke anymore smh


“What you believe changes your culture” #JohnEckhardt


niggas make me sickkk


My little sister just uses me up but anything for y’all


I want my puppy so fucking bad.


What at all WS looking for? MSFT beat earnings.


all I think about is food and fucking


Being doing well but fuckin scunnered the day


Lucky Like That is such a SNSD song, I love it so much


"The Boys" auf prime. Genial


weird dream. why did u kiss me?


That thing you're thinking of doing right now, do you think it is the right thing to do?, is that the vest decision to your problem? No, think and rethink, don't just do it for self-interest, think of how that person's going to feel.


I wanna draw my otp but horny


Why am I always online looking at clothes I wanna buy when I have 40p in my bank account


I know I’ve waited to long prolly but would love a browns, Indians or Ohio state mask if someone knows who makes any


#TMobileTuesdays + #Contest I would take my car from AZ to NY so that I can see my family again and they can meet my baby


watched one piece latest ep with bestie


can we eliminate group works at school thanks


my ps5 hates me confirmed 1: drift (fixed) 2: now it won't even boot up completely


Me and my wife use to mess around with her sisters best friend... Probably our best partner simply because we had to be so sneaky about it


Some really great news: The childcare center where my mom works was able to order free PPE from the state and can start going for free covid tests next week


I should see Jazmine Sullivan in DC but I kinda want to wait and see what she has up her sleeve for Philly


Gold feel like Plat/Diamond lobbies.. Really enjoying this season right and how it feels like a real grind


My kids are the worst I swear I’m done cleaning done


dude i think maddie is shadowbanned


After taste on this wine at my nail shop is horrible. But ima drink it cause it’s STRONG


i had a dream that red velvet was coming to LA and bought tickets last minute and managed to get GA and i was sobbing to my mom and she didn’t understand


maintaining high vibrations because I am highly favored


Omgggg it’s so hot tonight


they really finessed me tho …twice


Pray for me y’all ain’t nothing wrong but my haircut appt is 3 weeks away


4 more applications in


The game hasn’t even started yet and I’m already nervous


OK so closing laps of the 500 who wouldn’t mind seeing Fred vs @Hinchtown for the W???


guys he was supposed to be here fifteen minutes ago


How tf I make the 8 ball 2 times in a row


Today was the second time I took a true lunch break in all of 2023


"They" are still on stand still format not knowing what to do. The break down game is CLOSED! Distractions to instill mental instability. Felix Marquez Bill Murray Mitch McConnell Eddie Murphy Halle Berry Barak Obama Pat Lynch


I copped a diffuser so I could be at peace and all that and this shit is defective


Guess its not just me breaking down here, twt's losing it too.


havin hoes to much of a distraction got to many goals set fa myself fa allat


last night shift tonight then 6 days off


No matter how romantic your text messages, they can never match mobile money alert


#horny and need to cum


how tf do you work this shit


Current Blue Ticks complaining the $8 / month is a bad idea


who’s funny now bud


absolutely fuck Taurus men, I said wtf I said


Just had the nicest customer trying to tip me $100


It could take 8 months to get straight. I know social media gives off the allusion that it happens over night. Never chase it, let it come to you


no halsey album will hit like badlands did and that’s the facts


Pp brune ou pp couleur caramel ?


The drive home from the airport is ALWAYS the worst part.


My 2nd monitor came in


My therapist said “Depression is not a failure of resilience” & I needed to hear that today


okay obviously love my kids, super proud of them, they’re great, ya know. but a v close 2nd place for my greatest accomplishment is my 400oz freezer stash at 2mo pp while exclusively breastfeeding.


It is a shame for a man to grow old and not see the beauty and strength in which his body is capable of.


Blowed y’all took all of the steak at Publix


yeah I’m heavy on the crazy


Not sell $MARK the bounce is coming look the volume on 6 july the MMs sold slowly everything today THEY buying everything slowly to cover the big short position just wait to the 3,2,1 ignition


The lights at my work went out and I'm waiting for them to send us home early


Young thug don’t miss


A very useless and Lazy man once said. Make i just see 50million for ground like this Add yours here


Day 1 asdfghjkl


join me in bed


Listen in life people will for ever talk You do good they talk you do bad they talk you become successful in life they talk people is going to talk regardless just live life and you you


Where’s my cat that’s secretly a human??


What's up NCTzen?!? How are you how was your week??


Ukraine is not a crisis for us. The real crisis is what the dimms are doing to America at home.


Now that right there is EW If you really want to say ew about something


just made a bitch go past his destination go me


Fly me to the mooooooooooon


I don’t need #Spotifywrapped to tell me that all the songs from Hot Pink were my most play songs of 2020


I wanna go to work so bad but nigga don’t even have shoes to go to work in


Gotta wait all the way till Thursday to watch Baby Giannis play


We’re finally watching #TournamentOfChampions (season 1) - So @guarnaschelli did guy promise to never give you meals from the middle again if you competed?


Thanks sa pa TDP woodie brad backy


Cleo Smith a missing child (4yrs) in Australia has been found alive after a two week search! A man is in custody. Tears of joy for her parents and this child.


I hate wasting my fucking time


it’s amazing to me how many of y’all are still stuck in that high school phase


Les shampoings de chez rituals


Fml Son


i wonder if i can make it to 180 pulls in time for yoimiya


Someone told me not to take a client and I’m so glad I listen to my own intuition and guides


The Christmas movie I was in as a dancer premieres today!


I H8 the version of On where Sia is featured. Her voice make me wanna


craving sweets and conch salad


Waking up from a fantasy, falling back to reality


Chelsea get the win they desired ! I really don't want them to get Champions league football next year . I want Ziyech and Werner to go there for nothing


i’ll go on a date with you for $10k. take it or leave it


Oweeee i like that sweet talk.


If $dwac takes out $77.50 OMFG


Mmm¿ thinking rn


i’m so like my dad it’s unreal


Memang cannot beat SQ la. Pleasant experience from online booking to check-ins. How to use other services after this


I'm a bitch, I'm a boss I'm a bitch and a boss and I shine like gloss I'm a bitch, I'm a boss I'm a bitch and a boss and I shine like gloss essa música não sai da minha cabeça


I AM GOING TO START STUDYING AT 4


Was just informed our office is being shut down till the end of the month what the hell am I gonna do all day


God help me pls kay ma reread ko BOATK series


Not my gma crying to me to lose weight


Finally got my new seasonings, clear da kitchen it’s time to experiment


I been single for a couple days


Bobby shmurda gets out this December


Your parents are corrupt man! RHAAA


Kan you BE my bitkh first !


s03 ng TMAP please


AHHHH MY EAR FINALLY POPPED AAAAAAhhhAHAAAA


I want 2017 @playboicarti back!!


Life really has a way of putting things into perspective


My baby girl been all about me lately.. she must know i gotta go next week


No better feeling when they hire someone I recommended.


Every day brings me a new opportunity to make the day more memorable for you. To show you how much I love you, to remind you how special you are, and to make you smile. Have a great morning Sweetheart


I think Jeff made him spit on Chris to sway people's attention from him kissing Nick. Because, you know, he's in the closet. I might be here after 13 hours of work and almost 2 of leading a training, I might be talking absolute nonsense but I see through Jeff regardless


Should I order some Korean fried chicken?


I tried to wake up and workout today but ugh I couldn’t do it. So I’ll do my class today at lunch.


Can @user do a “Sexy vaccination time” song? Pretty, pretty please?


aren’t the balloons supposed to pop?


so forgot to clock in for two hours today so had to work til closing


Fuck stocks my k/d is up 0.3 today and could end the week on 2.40 Invest in that


Okay but #Eurovision is the most boring show ever.


i finally got to sleep in some


i miss heejun


i just got my eyebrows done for the first time


I cannot wait for Easter this year


People always make the joke that they’re gonna sleep on their textbook so that through osmosis they will get smarter. Today I realized that would actually be diffusion, not osmosis.


good talks after acads haaaay @user ily


I’m jealous of everyone with a pool at their house


ramsay exists omg


Never thought going to the grocery store would trigger so much anxiety


I want a Godbaby or Another baby .. soooo what i need to do


I am the fastest racer!! I had so much fun tonight playing odessey especially the races!! Thank you @user for the raid! We raided @user


I love those patients who want the whole background of my name


All my like them pretty women don tell me lies. Might as well not trust them ugly ones too


Might get some buffs some day I get my hair locced up


I’ve witnessed manic pixie energy and I do not want it


Today 12/27/2022 at 01:00PM the temperature is 29.0°C(84.2°F) (Felt at: 31.2°C(88.2°F)) at Fort-de-France with humidity at 61%. Wind speed is 33.3km/h at ESE


Somehow I don't think that the Austin Chronicle rebranding itself the "C420NICLE" for its current issue has much to do with the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything in Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...


Can't believe I was the "lets jump on a quick call" colleague today


que fome kk


Just poppin on the bird to let you guys know…. It’s hot.


I want a peanut putter and jelly sandwich


That Tea Didn’t Work I Definitely Could Of Went To Work


Not me tryin to make creme brûlée instead of studying for my exams lol


Navratri/ Durga pujo getting over makes you kind of sad


I just want Kali Uchis to spit in my eyes


need my nigga to hate these bitches just as much as i hate em


Lmfao bitches is


i wanna buy harrys rolling stone mag but i can only find it for like $60+


Nighas are really out here thinkin I give a fuxk????????? Wow..the disrespect


Privilege to be asked to provide a testimonial for a colleague entered in the @user #YoungCommuicator Awards who helped last year when we worked together in @PoliceChiefs communications team responding to the initial states of the #Covid19 crisis. #GoodLuck


Upgrades people


well class ended early, time to procrastinate


This woman is buying my living room set and bedroom set. When I move to Houston, I’m getting all new furniture.


Imagine what bayern will do to chelsea in munich


trynna figure out wtf my ex in my inbox, yeen want me remember


What time happy hours usually end?


Best thing about all of the besties having babies is I have an excuse to buy all of the cute baby clothes I see


So you mean to tell me all I have to start doing is posting IG reels & my engagements gone go up just like that


Saudade outback


I also decided to get both my flu vaccine and COVID booster today


Kont faker nafsy special tl3t clown


I just made dinner and then realized I put all of my utensils in the dishwasher


Thinking about it again repackaged album is not safe for 97 liner


I really, really, can't handle drinking anymore


What's the point of Mctomitwat


I just sneezed and my tampon fell out


Ipswich Town


I didn’t lose no friends , I lost bitches who didn’t like me in the first place


Everyday I really have thousands of things to do! I be soo overwhelmed


Man I need to stop ordering from Amazon that’s all I do and work and be in my kids face


I hope I choke on my dam food


I'll be sharing my new TOS and rates for 2023 very soon! so keep an eye out for them


This NY/ MIN game is not starting off like how I thought it would but hopefully it balances out because...


I wanna be Inlove with somebody but I ain’t forcing anybody to love me


Nothing feels better than trying to do something I’m struggling with and hearing my dad complaining about me to my mom


Dumps exist to wash out people who don't deserve 10x gains


Should’ve stayed west


Normalize supporting your friends, if you can't buy what they sell, support them by liking their post, sharing their works and telling them congratulations when ever they make a small win.


I have accepted i will never own anything because of these men taking all my money. And im at peace with that


FanDuel just gave me $50 in free bets … they must feel guilty about playing us on voiding Devin booker’s ass


I can get student discounts again


HCIII... funny how things come back around


Only lesson I’ve learned personally from private messaging anyone with half a decent following is they will take your good ideas call it their own and then tell everyone your no good when you find out they are just using you.


I’ve got frozen greens in the freezer but here I am chopping up fresh greens for a stir fry


Speakers who refuse to use a microphone because they want to “appear approachable” are really just saying that those with hearing loss aren’t worth being considered and included.


Man stocks booming! Let’s hope tomorrow is another great day


karma is real and I love her


Me shopping online because of covid


Wagwan to Dah world bitches


I can’t wait for my job to offically open so that I have a local cute lil coffee shop to do schoolwork/write at


I’m almost at the end of my work day, I’m looking forward to Steppin’ class tonight!


I don’t know how I go through so many screen protectors


I really just thought about it, why do we have to pay in order to see?? We never asked to be blind


Drinking by myself has been my favorite thing to do lately...


You guys ain’t never gonna see my face


What do Dame Maggie Smith, Denzel Washington, Stan Lee and John Legend all have in common? It's their birthday today! Happy birthday, icons!


i hate when my mom doesn’t answer my calls like HELLO it’s your daughter , the person you birthed that’s needs your #1 support


I love watching my man sleep


I ain’t gone lie..... they need to buff shooting on 2k before niggas start running all center line ups like in 2k19


gotta delete half my photos cause it reminds me of my ex and then i feel like shit all day


hey! stfu! thanks


my therapist is in shock because I've been with her since March and I still don't find any passion or career goals


Lol sunshine be trying to teach me her way but my ass fail everytime


Love how people leaving bad reviews on FF read the book within five minutes of it's release, amazing speed reading, how stupid do they look


I don’t know who needs to hear this but, doh make the gyal trick you Pumpum ano food


Stupid obvious rules for life #4: Failing is the key to success. Failure in life or business, trying new things, optimizing your approach, you’ll learn new things. This applies only if you continue, on a daily basis, to make progress to overall life goals. Have faith


Just booked my first vac appointment! Earliest I could get is May 7, but I’m in!


I got money... das it


okay maybe better than gold IS actually good


Lessons 26 taught me


I need a hot tub & a steam room


Black Coffee viene en diciembre


If my coworker mansplains another damn thing to me I swear I’m gonna... notsayanythingbcineedajob


no but did varun's friend from nepal attend the wedding?


i wanna spend money why do i have to be broke


I’ve stopped worrying about staying up, I’ve found peace in Shez


Eddie Murphy & Nicole Mitchell did what they had to do when they made Bria...geez lawd


It's the real me, Not no ego, Man i'm on a whole another level..


No one knows what tomorrow might bring cause the future hours away


Nothing like trying to get all your shit in order at work before you go on vacation & over analyzing everything you might be forgetting


Successful people have at least a few things in common: They wake up early, they get stuff done. They eat healthy most of the time, And they don’t go to bed until they’ve finished all their work for the day.


how am i extremely insecure but also extremely vain at the same time??


Kamala is just the start. Let’s pick a Biden cabinet/administration... Adam Schiff Elizabeth Warren Preet Bharara Sally Yates Susan Rice Tammy Duckworth Alexander Vindman William H McRaven Marie Yovanovitch Fiona Hill Val Demings + many more. Such a wealth of possibilities!


i love them so much i cant stop thinking about them at work


my icon looks pathetic but it’s ok


This is only a small victory. But a victory nonetheless. Change is coming


This year's spring cleaning is gonna be done in phases. Get a head start for the hopeful move this year.


GG’s on the win in the grand final @user completely different level! Hope you win in March


Orange juice really taste like paracetamol


Batmans childish


Annnnddd I’m going to smoke, fuck it


Nobody bothered to tell me season 2 of Dave is out


Potatoes and green beans are a weakness of mine


the “gotta put your hands and up and say warra ______” thing is soooo funny


Won 1 Lost 4


i jst threw up twice after a 7h sleep. feeling good!


Yeah I deadass already could not afford to live anywhere near up here unless it was a room and now with all the rich nyc-ers buying shit up I might as well live in the city with these prices lmfao


I came to the conclusion that @user really has to love me after she read till this point of the story and still doesn't hate me


Guess i’ll be making a trip just to beat some ass.


So my supervisor said that we can’t take any days off in August since it’s usually extremely busy during that time.... I should damn near take a whole week off at the end of this month


can seventeen do covers again


Just saw what Alexandria Ocasio Cortez’s boyfriend looks like and I’m so upset


Trying my best not to fall asleep at work bc I’m that tired


Lourdes used all his handsome there


the whole time watching the morning show I'm like man billy crudup is gonna win an Emmy for this, not realizing it was part of last emmy cycle and he did indeed win


So homeless can't vote cause they don't have an address


Completely knocked out by a cold & cough. But hey, at least I handed in my chapter draft!


Let me call you and sing you to sleep, DM


i have gone home by bus


finna turn my pictures up a notch


where are the ikon teasers the comeback is next week


Fuck it atleast I get to dress cozy for Friday’s game vs Baltimore


Goodmorning moots!! Ingat kayo today mwaps


I just KNEW having a good, wholesome, peaceful day was too good to be true


74 I'm voting #ARMY for Master Fandom at the 2022 #KCAMexico


Psalm 27


"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly."


Keep nunezzz away from united stinky player


So many beautiful girls on the tl.


I wanna cook but I wanna nap


I have this one very annoying teacher the type to say everything's good but do things to indicate otherwise... What makes it worse is when their an English Teacher


Hey #Shaq: there is an "I" in TEAM -- it's in the "A" hole!


Strongy mommy dommy. That is all, thank you for your time


Mommas really be loving me


You took me so far outta character people believed I was the person you were creating me to be. I'm so ashamed


Sis could’ve really kept that nigga baby. Glad she didn’t.


Bro I jus checked the average price for a therapy session its $200+ , no wonder there are a lot of drug addicts


Watching a Korean fishmonger carve up a freshly caught sunfish, is not how I thought this evening's viewing would end up


RIP Lizzie. Shame you couldn't see Salah lift the Ballon d'Or


morehead has doordash now..rip to my bank account


Credit card processing fees can be one of the most expensive aspects of running a #smallbusiness. What processors do you recommend for businesses operating on a tight budget? Let us know in the comments


All money in NO money out now, for sure


Traffic be backed up bc people be nosy trying to see what’s what


2-1 win in kickball tonight with a. Home run


PLS remember to support your #SmallBusinesses


I really wanna go get the other side of my nose pierced, so I can have each side plus my septum and then maybe a double on one side


This spring I left a job where I felt undervalued and overstretched to one which has health benefits, constant coaching, and just invited me to a murder mystery team building event. I think I made the right choice


Joao Cancelo doing wonders for my FPL


Thanks @heatherpeace for the shout out and the amazing gig. Really appreciate the work you all put in. Look forward to the next one. Made my day


Man i neeeed those monster too!


Got another raise today and I've been off 3 months


Karma never misses, you’ll always pay the price


My girl organized and unorganized at the same time


Is the tamale lady on winter break or something? Lol I haven’t seen her since like august


I hope they perform the songs they've always wanted to perform


My sister follows LE on Instagram, but she doesn't listen to EXID. She just thinks LE is really cool.


7 nil at half time


I feel like being a lor toxic


Too much cap for RTs on Twitter


That big dumb ass @user would like for books to be printed on black paper. I give up


When you are walking on the streets of Lagos don’t look down, you will just see spilt on the floor


Eating where you shit leads to nothing but confusion and e.coli --


I think the new video UI for twitter is to discourage the site as a porn platform. Killing the view a bit innit


Buh yo be honest I confirm keep ooh


Why do I overthink so much :’) I feel like if they wanna kiss it’s fine because I also don’t mind, but when I want I kiss I feel like they don’t like that unless they initiate it but I also think I’m overthinking it but I’ve also been thinking about it since I left their place


Also don't base your home shirt on a cursed shirt that we never won a single game in over the three seasons we wore it. That's now three home games (including West Ham) without a win in the new one so far


Is there any Hyrule Warriors iphone wallpapers


nobody have to worry about me anymore .. i’m good , i’m straight


Be confident in who you are. -RWM


got my first tattoo…


Watched 4 episodes of Revenge in silence. Now the "Mommy" brigade is awake.


Feeling so grateful for many new creations co-created by beautiful, intelligent, compassionate angels. There is a lot of beauty established and though there is simultaneously still much darkness, we always have the option to make space for it all.


I have zero plans for my birthday that’s about 5 days away.


Written a kick ass song last night ... BOOM!


$BRT BRT Apartments Corp., GOULD JEFFREY, purchased shares valued at 165362 USD, date 2022-12-22, posted 2022-12-27T16:45:15


Wooh!! You really testing my patience today people!


fuck i rlly want sayu but i don’t feel like fighting magu kenki and risking my pity


I google searched Rio on Good girls, just one time. One time o, now Daily mail won't let me see road..


Need sum cum slurping lips around my schlong


3-0 in my book


i work my ass off writing and editing week after week and i'm grateful that i even HAVE subscribers even if there's only 100. i know a lot of people who are VERY bigger than me insulting their fans and this may or may not be an indirect to them but you need to kindly stfu


that eye contact was awkward for no reason


Scared to go to Target


just gonna wallow in self pity and listen to bts all day haha


Does anyone in Busch stadium realize Albert plays for the other team?


Depresso espresso has found its way back in my life. I blame the cold gloomy weather. Thats right, fuck you weather! All your fault. Trying to make healthy coping decisions


Bam will be a top 5 player one day. Could end up better than Giannis


Got my first tattoo two months ago at the age of 26 and Im already booking my second


"@Pope_Cee: @user Of late the tension this man dey cause for street dey stress pass Kasoa traffic eii


I don’t feel like seeing no one, talking to no one. I just wanna be left alone


S/O Tmobile they froze my bill for 2 months


dont ask me about my ex, let’s just pretend that nigga died


I only eat munchies for only reason that's to eat pretzels


I was just packing my spliff and now my eyes stings so I think I got weed or hash in my eye


Idk why people be afraid to say they were looking at someone’s sm. Idgaf, yes I went on your page, looked at your tweets, media, and likes. What are you gonna do? Beat me up?


charlie is so sweet


if you see my body covered in ink I promise I’m good


Air is starting to turn blue in my lounge


Granules @ 328.4 looking cool


Now that football is saved and everything just wanna say @user I hate youre club and will always hate your club ahahahaha


I let my injury bring me down but I had a lot of support appreciate y’all


Chance & BJ can have May but June is mine


This attitude came from pain, I wasn’t always like this.


I’m going to have pizza on haggis day


Quarantined in with my kid & we’re gonna make slime, jello and dress up dolls. It’s lit over here. I love it


Until I can host a talk show, Let’s see if I can get cast in some new Reality TV shows


Currently having the best day ever!


i need sm to tell us what kind of shows these are going to be so I can get an outfit if I’m going to go in the first place


well, I'm going to start a draft


Can’t put Shi past nobody that status Shi don’t mean nun


Really nervous for my future but my desire to be successful is going to push me through


GOING TO PLAY SOME TOASTY REBIRTH WITH RANDOS TODAY AT 5PM PST! I WILL ALSO BE PLAYING SOME APEX A LITTLE LATER AS WELL


omg i didn't cry when I got my brows done


AIRTEL drops in 3min guys, follow @user and turn on post notifications


I hope my night fly by


eating kebab, drinking vodka red bull and watching def comedy jam, cuddled up with the loml. happy birthday to me


Going to sleep with suju on bc why not


folding clothes is the only thing I hate about laundry


i need an emily to my jj. as a friend obviously


People that bring a smile whenever you have a conversation with them are rare. Cherish them


same person that asked me for $500 last month is now trying to move into a house bc the 2bd 2ba apt for them and one other person is apparently too small. some of yall rly can’t b helped


Whats wrong whit the profilpic? Can't change. Is it becouse Twitter got new manager? New rules


Bogo at bww let’s gooo


he has an android...


I have the biggest obsession with jacket potatoes, I honestly could eat them for tea every night, an absolute sound meal


This week i celebrate six years working at the library. It's the best job i've ever had. Thanks to our beautiful patchwork of patrons, staff, volunteers and catalysts. Because of you, every day is an adventure, even now. Shelter in power


Noticed @CalvinRamsay was trending after a composed 10 min @lfc 1st team debut. Was there any doubt?...he's a Scots fullback after all. Well done


Airius will sleep the whole day away


Can't wait to experience a Mariachi live band straight from CDMX


Unfortunately had to end the stream early because there’s a bad storm and my power keeps flickering on and off


Bro @user is my plug for everything


Sick of the Lewanfaudski hype. The guy plays in a one team league against accountants most of his career. He's unchallenged & uses half the energy of a striker in a top league to stay fit + keep form. Put him in Italy, Spain or England he'd struggle to hit 30 goals a season


Thanks to @user I figured out the voice overs!


Birthday in 5mins


I presume @MattHancock will lose his £84,144 MP’s salary.


Some ladies use the word "you are not my spec" and the men will move on, and probably joke about it. Tell her lady she's not your spec? LMAO, dem go create space for you.


I’m going to swallow you whole


Is it bad that I think Hisoka is fucking awesome! Lowkey my fav


Hey did you know? Fucking someone’s hands? That’s the best


Can’t wait for this new SoaRing in Style


iPhone auto correct bitch for me now but still won’t correct ducking


ive actually never seen thor the dark world so im excited to watch and see darcy


Wise up now or pay the cost


i wanna edit again but idk who so suggest


how is it only half 11 a genuinely feel like today has been about 50 hours long


I desdass have such amazing friends, mad love for them fr fr


Omw to pick up my kid


my leo moon & leo rising acting tf up I need someone to be obsessed with me real quick


I just remembered that I got shots in both arms and I sleep on my side.


Guess I’ll do some school work


Wouldn’t it be really sexy if TEZOS went to the moon and the $6 you made off a piece was suddenly $50


If yo bitch buy you amiri for having a attitude you gone forgive her?


Oh girl ain’t got nothing on me


Forget a girls day, I need a girls weekend


Good morning ACMC


Hiiii does anybody have any New Year’s parties going on?


Jaclyn had to cancel her trip to come see me because she hates me.


Currently giving myself a Brazilian.


i truly love seeing just how hard doms have to work to wear me out— i’ve only tapped out twice


I hate xfinity and discord


You need the rain, just as much as you need the sun. Bloom baby


just saw a picture of a german shepherd that was found in roy that died and they can’t find the owners and i’m crying in a starbucks parking lot bc it looks like my german shepherd i had that died a couple years ago


Woke up wanting to suck some morning wood. Send me yours


Fallais pas arriver en retard


Come correct or don’t enter my life, thanks Management


my teacher is taking our class to cinema and then bowling on friday and we don’t have classes


That feeling na second option raka


I would date Tom Brady. There!! I tweeted it!! Court me TB12!!


Twitter is just me projecting love, pain, and wonder onto an empty platform, to ease the weight & pressure on my shoulders


This one that we are expecting Osimhen to resume to national team camp, I hope he will be available for the Ghana match on Friday. I really want to see him play in the Nigerian colours before I recommend him for Arsenal.


I finally beat my running PR today


i should go sleep. but i wanna cut


Susie and Lena stay sending 45 messages and think I’m suppose to read all this ....


$GME just saw this bad boy... oh god not AGAIN


tbf the second episode was boring as fuck anyway


Lowkey kinda bugs me when people participate in tweets about getting more moots but don't follow back


internship org asking us to go like their tweets, I don't want to get reported to HR man I don't think so


Anyone want to adopt an 11yo boy? Very bright. Gets As. Won class prize a few years in a row. Handsome etc. Refuses to tie shoelaces, use a knife or fork or put medicinal cream on!


|| glad i can skip playing on echo and hammond's week.


i love when ppl call me mamas


i remember all my mutuals


I think it’s weird when someone has something to say about sage wanting his birthday party at the bounce house and haven’t paid for not one of the last 5 parties


walking around campus with my nails done and a pleasing sticker on my phone like i’m better than everyone


Last day of HEAL summit - Kyle Cease - 100% the best, totally uplifting and I did more work during that


these allergies are so ANNOYING.


Deep cleaned my apartment. Turns out I’m pretty clean...but how in the world can dogs lose so much hair and not be entirely bald?


Do i need to wear counterfeited


My swimsuits came in and they all look so good on me


You like when I say it’s yours and I put it on youuuu


I have changed my bitmoji’s hairlength to long to reflect my hair now, and it makes me want to cut my hair even more


I do alotta joking on this internet so don’t ever get it confused w my personal


These new games coming out are not meant for 1080 no more. Everything is being secretly upgraded to 1440 and 2160. Qnd it sucks because everything is high in price right now. Smh


Matine for the win


If i keep telling myself i feel better maybe i will


I never wanted to be a "conservative". I still think of myself as a liberal. But they've changed the meanings of all the words. Now you must deny reality and human nature if liberal. I can't and won't deny reality nor human nature. If that makes me "conservative" now?


put out a pretty large basket of snacks and junk food in my kitchen last night and by 4am this morning the entire thing was empty and I didn't get one single thing, I just wanted my poptarts


ive always had my own literally


Ft Calls?


I’m so used to call 12AM KST clown hour that now even when they’re actually posting updates I’m still calling it clown hour


I wish I could quit my job and become a stylist and make my own clothes and stuff.


Grilled lamb, corn, and a salad for dinner


Was really looking forward to an SNSD stage


This war about XZ's chest in my @user be something else


i’m dumb and didn’t see the no rt


when the unfollow spree comes now i have actives lmao...


My goodness Haaland is a machine! Our Mo used to be like that


With Mcnamara on the bench how does romeo start


T stead


power is out and it’s starting to get dark i feel like i’m in a video game


Got a burst of inspiration today!


Uhh, it's so hot


Bro I really play myself by coming home every fucking time


I should be in class right now but I’m prioritizing my mental health


Bought a soccer ball to polish up my skills and maybe join a league once all of this ends


My weedman upset w me or what


I just want to cry, then sleep, then wake up like nothing happened tomorrow (12am). Why do I got to be so fucking emotional !!!


Tue Jan 28 2020 05:42:51 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time):


Feel bad for all the homies who spent over 5k to get the blue check. But not really though


Sometimes I literally can’t even look at my pile of dishes and then I see fruit flies or some shit and it literally takes me 6 minutes to do them


Doe B. a legend


Seeing an ex for the first time after more than 30 years and it didn't feel strange, rather like old friends meeting again


I ain’t go make it rain ima make it hail on these hoes ALL QUARTERS


me seeing a preview of the harris gifs i commissioned and the hailee gifs rowan is making me within one day of each other...... i’m thriving!!!


Do everything in silence then celebrate as loud as you want to


Listening to my new shit like


currently sitting in a dealership alone and all I could say is that ya girl is bringing home a 2018 Charger R/T


Shine Apple Music


Do some subsets of humans enjoy curfews? We should have this conversation in light of Chicago, excuse the pun


Need some Madueke magic and Nubel CS


And still manage to be a bad mf & not let what I been through look like what I been through. I’m really ill.