I still have to go to the cemetery to see Nardi


I love a good cesar salad


i be on this bitch retweeting tf out of ppl tweets , idc i felt that


CODM Battle royale too easy right now


I don’t need no blunt dats my drug right dere I flame her up bend her over den I pull her hairr


My biggest issue with Halo Infinite is the lack of anything resembling Spartan Ops. I doubt coop campaign will add anything like it but the idea of a team of four player made Spartans forming a fire team to do missions existing alongside the campaign or in a epilogue would be


Only in my profession I can come to employer with 2 additional years exp. and they offer 20% less than I was making 2 years ago. GO TO HELL. #RESPECTFULLY We’ll keep trading until it’s right.


"It seems like a ghost town " "No , it's not as long as I'm with you . "


Eiii, Rydii wheat bread idey buy for 5//7 gHC igo the whoman flow me e b 10ghC charley


Well, you sure couln't take a nap during #ajanap...


i just got ID'd in store


Mad I just got a Gatorade form a vending machine and that shit was warm as hell


just finished watching a league of the own


I feel like I need to do a baker blog post this week. I’ve already written my one for tomorrow so maybe on my own blog?


i’ve only watched the Falling mv once


I’m in this class hungry as a mf


This salmon I made for my mom is so good. I’m about to tell her “girl just go ahead and stop at the store on your way home cause this is about to get ate”


Why did I captain Pulisic from this chelshit team


Am craving chocolate, chocolate cake or fudge... anything chocolate


Why am I still up at this time vele?


ladies I’m about to say something bad. omg I can’t believe I’m about to do this


We Always Said Before We Let Them Niggas Take Us We Gone Let The Drugs Do It


Sleep in peace George


If anything you can bet I’m working


Today I’m craving wetzels pretzels & Starbucks ...


sigh i had studied for apush im


omg new the midnight EP


Sounds coming outta my speakers are amazing


no bcoz i make myself happy. sorry not sorry


don't do the scan


Brought out the snow cone piece


this bitch GOT. THE. JOB.


Reaching for your bottle of water only to realize it’s empty


Tabyat down


just scheduled my mod selfie day tweet to post in 39 minutes cause i’m gonna sleep now so if you see it when it’s posted , you should definitely interact with it


I would buy an home in the Woods near a Town


Knowing that erykah badu wrote other side of the game and next lifetime about Andre 3000 makes me love the songs even more


If you know my phone is on DND that doesn’t mean call 2x to get through. Wtf is wrong with y’all?!


Good morning ♡ haha I just want to share something hahaha I might leave soon


rolling like im tina, pussy aquafina


got my sekai and xiuchen news today


1 shift down 2 more to go


$TXTM +13% strong close over a penny


I need a girl to colab in a nude photo shoot


“Ouuu you ready”


Imma just draw whatever I want tbh. Even if that’s the same character 3 times in a row


manifesting D-3 hobi tomorrow


blinks in WW3


Steve Bruce is a good manager though


my inlaws really got me eating shit , i never even touched


Just passed a woman holding out her ski sticks horizontally around her walking on the sidewalk here. What a great idea that was. Feels like no one here is social distancing. Even runners who have whole sidewalk insist on running right up behind you or right down the middle.


#DearNothing shame on you people


smarf first team


omg yall my sadness is getting worse


Paying £11 a month for my NYT subscription when I never have time to actually read the articles - I barely even have time to do wordle and the mini crossword every day atm


Bayern 3-0 easiest 2.5 have ever seen


Jupiter in Pisces will be EXCITING


Havein boys is the most amazing irritating n stressful thy have no chill


yall really out on weekends risking your lives for a lil boomclangboom club moment


I like classy women who turn into sluts behind closed doors


Car insurance is stupid expensive


darl+ing playing at walmart


#4465 I love you, too, darling.


hello food’s customer service is so good. they called me back after 5 mins of ordering to apologize for my order being late and that it’s on the way and they take less than 30 mins to deliver every single time @user


twitter algorithm pls stop this madness am i on the tl?


there’s a guy rapping in my ear rn


Sorry you lost me at “dad”


with their mindset, next time they gon say jd and ksoo don't post about the others on sns


Starting today is my 4days off


lol i lied to all of you i am sad


On my way to pick up something cool


Lord is so faithful


gn hope that the internet is fixed tomorrow


I know, you know, we know...


Get dressed up... Take pictures... send it to his phone


My life sucks as hell right now!


Am i just lonely or are Trader Joe’s employees really attractive


Got another tracker horse up tomorrow, they ain’t doing well atm though, Bobbie Joe Leg, Twpsyn, Tommy G etc etc - got to have a small play at the price of it though...


n e ways. change of plans my great grandmother is sick and probably wont make it through the night so im gonna go see her ill be ia for the rest of today


I have a thing for black men


Its good to leave tx


O dear Afghanistan! You've already suffered a lot.


I’m in Maine with my Mama for a couple of days. Going on full on Mama’s boy


My bitch bad but I’m the bomb just like TNT


My room came together so cute


I will be streaming I just been really tired and lazy today but I will stream give me a moment


suga i love you


Sitting here thinking about Green tea, I want spicy fried lobster


Was out trying to enjoy the devils lettuce and suddenly hear my dog cry, a ducking snake bit her


i wish my inspo was more consistent,, one day i could want to make a video edit, draw and learn japanese and then spend the rest of the month doing nothing


I am going to attempt to mount a tv on my wall


Dear Lord, give us the strength to jump into what we were born to do, give us the words to help others identify their gift, let their answer find them today & anoint our prayers


im actually so proud of that sihyeon edit


I hate that for him cause this the year Imma move around the most


Love seeing the beautiful Maltese city of Valetta at the start of Death on the Orient Express


why are b*rbs on my ass I didn’t lie


namjoon mono voice spiewajacy like real people do hoziera


guess who’s at the beach again...


Cam reddish full court press defense


Goodbye beautiful Olivia. Rest in peace.


so close to 20k followers


Wow, that song really hit me in the abandonment issues


i did a meditation and now i don't feel like i want to strangle a bitch anymore


I want some little Caesar’s breadsticks neooowwww


I wont be posting a schedule this week however we will be streaming Wednesday - Friday this week at 3:30pm est. Tomorrow ill be playing Overwatch 2 with chat


As a kid in church everytime they said something about Abraham I thought they were talking about Abraham Lincoln


Struggles of being broke king can’t even afford sleep


Jota would of finished that


what if i disappear again, but this time on purpose


Now having to weigh up does travelling to work cost more than you earn ! Joys of working in care in rural area


This Bitch just said he sacrificed his life?! Like it was a choice?! Gah damn


As patiently as patience will let…. I feel refreshed in this #Crypto Market


I feel like I been washing clothes since last week and ion like that


/ a ship with an elsa, rapunzel or merida is.. accepted


just got my apple music replay


Valentine’s Day is another day. Like if you get dogged all year and treated nice on Valentine’s what does that prove


Wireless or Wired


I can dress emma in play clothes for days and shell be fine, but as soon as I put a cute outfit on i cant even get her off the change table before she pukes all over herself


Why is it that every time I decide I want to take a break from drinking, liquor is always offered to me for free and free is me y’all. Hehe


I’m so happy n don’t wanna be because some bad always happens when I get good news


Dear Lord you done took so many of my people


Mfs just be giving up on life that’s crazy


Thiago making sexy passes already


I finally caved and bought a bidet. And all I can say is #gamechanger


I ain’t never going to let no nigga drop me like a weak bitch


New truck bumper came in oh yeah cant wait to put that bitch on


Another problem with having a big heart is that people think you're stupid. Until you cut them off...and they'll still find a way to blame you.


I wonder why ALL my ex’s want me back all of a sudden . Please leave me alone , thank you


Hello my name is Barry Allen and I’m the fastest man alive


14 new trippie redd songs in February


Talk yo shit when u in them guts , we love it


You first Twitter comedian


A good and expensive speaker is an investment


It’s gotta be some sort of bad luck if the wishbone hits you in the eye while trying to break it.


Day 6 without hot Cheetos with cheese. What is life


wet atm, can someone dm me to boost me?


What was ur highest rep in any 2k?


My lab partner literally never brushes her teeth I swear!


Happiness is the game. Play to win.


its okay to not use big words when u dont kno wht they mean


Can you tell if he’s acting or not?


Got a surprise up my sleeve


United game over 3 asian goals even odd Lets get this


Bitch can’t even give me my petty 180 back but posting onna gram like she dragging go get some money champ


Y’all still out here eating McDonald’s in 2022


q envidia


I was called a top and a bottom in the same day. I go both ways


still upset my move in date is sunday, but anyway 5 more days until im on campus.


stagecoach gave me a refund (idk why though ??) but i can get the lonely assassins now


Moo is so mad at Lala from coming back from the Vet with a cone on her head. She keeps growling at her.


So everyone’s got Covid huh


Did I sleep through all my morning classes again?? That's a secret I'll never tell, you know you love me xoxo gossip girl


Maybe I should do weekly haircuts


i hope that me being funny makes up for being ugly


Making baby shower food Thursday


Thoroughly enjoyed that performance.


I miss Mercy; I wish she didn’t leave twitter. There are so many things I want to share with her because only she understands them


Did Hunter hire any any black or Hispanic prostitutes?


Brice Samba is fucking class


Just seen Wilf buying a pack of toffees, can only mean one thing


Bride to be is the fan favorite, i am very pleased


Yall complain all day about ppl not minding their business and complain about what people do. #oochiewallyoronemic


Am I the only one with a ass load of soap options in the shower and still be buying soap


Pat King's attempt to retain Trailer Park Ricky as his lawyer has been denied.


so apparently they are buzy shooting something. from trio selfie, sunoo tik tok, heeseung post n jay praise dairy we know our waiting gonna end soon. cannot wait to see them debut. @ENHYPEN_members ROTY


Hard earned work to glory through the grace of Jesus Christ. That's my formula for success


Lionel Messi earns in a minute what I earn in about 6 hours


Sick we absolutely peppered Frankfurt, had 2 clear pens not given… ready for a 1-0 loss


The LSD is kicking in, let's switch it up


i hate novelas but the one i actually watch is finishing tonight


Gonzalo to Mirella FC,HERE WE GO!


right timeframe


Trumps tweets are going to be stunning regardless


I STILL NEED A HOUSTON HARRY TICKET PLEASE IF YOUR SELLING A TICKET LMKK


Aaron Rodgers is 0-42 when losing to a team with a winning record in the 4th quarter


some of y’all don’t listen to bsides and it shows


I’m really back to this phase. God abeg


This 2 day work week is going to be great


My coconut oil is no longer a frozen brick spring is near!


faded in my last song isn’t as good as everyone says it is


Craving coffee at 11pm is a big problem for me


Longest I’ve ever had my nails


ajr livestream was fun but it could’ve been better if they said GAY RIGHTS or didn’t perform their most overplayed sawngs


Chelsea is beyond woeful


Company I’m interviewing with asked for writing samples, keep those fingers crossed


Guys, I think I’m cake


People following me o, I'm a big Ozo fan o


alec + clay


I want a mash bowl from the old chicken now bad as hell


Idc what brand it is or who made it, don’t hand me a plate with no damn cornbread.


Work was interesting today


I feel like I have to be so mindful about the way I conduct myself in the work place. Meanwhile these white people at work literally be saying anything.


the way everyone and their mother hates barça rn but we just keep on thriving


If I wanted to cook for a family I woulda got married and had my own kids already lol


Long Day with my Favorite K


Just when i thought i couldn’t live without you, you showed me i can


Im so fucking irritated.


plans for tonight: lil peep meet n greet?


and bts will be making a stop in missouri next !


the nuga games actually gets coverage on radio


finally November! So can it be thanksgiving week already?


Did...did the @user discord server just get deleted?


It took less than a day for people to start making edits of Geto with working for the knife this is sick


Was researching what the world of backend Node JS frameworks looks like in 2022 and wow, @user has come a long way! Really want an excuse to give this a whirl


A customer at work tried buying me lunch , le voy Decir a su esposa


Good because the way Simeone plays football makes me sick!


If Brady was trying to control his wife’s career y’all would be up in arms, just let the man play ball jfc


My dad just bought us a dozen of bakpao after we slightly mention that we want to order them via online last night on the phone with him. Parents will always be parents


I was extremely disappointed to read that Renault owned Auto Vaz and furniture retailer (also French owned) are continuing production in Russia, with Macron’s blessing, presumably also therefore increasing profits as they fill the gap left by firms who do have a moral compass!


Wish Mi Coulda Unmeet Some People


can I smack you in the head with my bag? yes or no


It be the bitches unhappy with they own body so they always got sum to say about the nexts for me


Thank you to Taehyung for giving me a playlist to sleep to ,,his voice soothes me so much


titty tape Tuesday


The most important thing is 3 point


Can’t believe I got another crack in my windshield it’s barely even 2 months old


Genuinely had fun playing Fortnite on stream today! Thank you to everyone who watched and saw me do the WAP...


Why is my mom yelling at because I don’t know her email is it my email to remember...... I didn’t think so


It makes me happy how everyone is watching Avatar on Netflix rn.


eh so sad when i told him about my feeling and he doesnt have the same feeling like i do


Underage emmets need to start putting on as many subs as they're allowed,u12 girls bate off the pitch this eve so why would they not give the subs a run out,they aint going to get any better sitting on the side lines,none of em hand passing either,what are they coaching em..


Despite being classed 1b in the vaccine queue, I won’t be fully vaccinated with AZ until 23/8. My husband will be fully done with Pfizer tomorrow


Cold case files is on Netflix


I guess there’s a korean cheese dog place in sugarhouse now


I pay HBO or whatever they call it and my street still isn’t cleaned


10 more days til my trip to ATL


If I could be anyone's I would be yours. I wouldn't care about your secrets, your mistakes in life or your bank account. I would love you for all the quiet company you give and the way you always make my clothes fall to the floor.


Not sure that is the current league table


Summer walker- Let it go


It's been real touch and go with collab projects but Her Loss definitely restored the feeling. 21 and Posty next


When ppl see good they expect good


that new summer walker and ari lennox been on repeat i love them downnnnn


I got a rose today


Looking to explore different options of who I want to publish this next book release


now it’s time to become the woman i’m supposed to be


If Vini gets subbed on, we are finished..


We drinking, orrrrrr... ?


Also- there's a pile of potatoes just chilling on their counter. like, a PILE OF RUSSET POTATOES, just there on the counter. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??????


Not the people calling work phones about a car's extended warranty


Stopped by Waffle House for dinner but it was packed out with ppl waiting for a seat.


Hey Donald! NO ONE GIVES A FK!


Paige fine be mad when I stretch her hair today


thinking about those Wolfgang stage pics Chris said he will post in 5 years …


I cant remember but i think i saw a tweet from Queen Naija going against / coming for Nicki or whatever last year some Barbz put it on my tl idk its something i feel that happened


Cause what I say goes!!! & that’s it,, that’s the tweet.


Kanta no-one catch him


He said falling in love with you was out of my control


Some goal in the Newport game


So only my WhatsApp smoking ass?


Happy 1st day of December. May this month brings good fortune and good luck!


i’m doing this VIBE MIX on my tape, have y’all blunts ready


Idc if I ever speak to a person again


Just wanna sleep for 2 days straight but can’t bc work


Every time I see @Jessiereyez face in a streetcar in Toronto I feel so proud and happy


I remember having clothes in a backpack sleeping on couches, having one pair of shoes also remember being told I was never gonna be shit growing up. Hard work and determination is the key that opens doors.Right now my future so bright nobody can stop me


Putting yourself first is a sign of strength


Started dabbling in private client and I think I like it


WILLS LIVE


now i need to find a weapons designer… any reccs?


i feel soo weird and i don’t like it


#The355 is definitely on my I want to see it list.


Loving Shahnawaz Dhani! His excellent form continues from Sindh to PSL


the more i read or watch what these ppl from lf talking about tros production, the angrier i am. i don’t need more explanation or justifications of the whole whose fault is it, the movie is still a shitshow nevertheless


Omg I really love this song so I’m gone learn the words then record


Lovers. Today is the last day I’m available due to the restrictions announced last night due to take place at midnight tonight. If you’ve ever wanted to see me please get in touch ASAP


really considering a trip to Las Vegas rn


why did I think that eating grapes under the table was a well known tradition


Welp, struck out on both Holo Queues. Now I just hope for an MGLE pack.


*Complains about people fading them* *Shorts $AAPL & $AMZN during the most bullish seasonal period for tech right before earnings* These people have no idea what they’re doing


“i’M sWitChinG tO mAxiS MaTCh” okay


I feel like Joe Frazier at the weigh-in


Watching anything over 5 minutes from my phone is boring. I want to watch these sermons but I need to watch from something bigger


Bruh I low key hate Brady right now


I cut my own hair like I know what I’m doing


Feeling tan & juicy


Nicola Sturgeon's COVID strategy is falling apart and full of holes. No logic, just knee jerk political point scoring. Example - EUROs 12000 fans in a 50 000 capacity stadium. Weeks later - Scottish League 2000 in a 50 or 60k stadium Meanwhile 2000 in a 10k capacity stadium.


Him : you single ? Me: yessssssss very Him : you wanna be my lil boo? Me :maybe


Right i’m ordering an Air Conditioning Unit


Bloody Australian weather.. raining at the MCG


I’m going to say this one thing re: rap girls. One min, you guys will claim Onicki is washed up & no one is checking but in the next tweet, she’s an evil puppeteer running the show. Cardz is nasty & has been since LHH. She seems to argue w/ the girlies & internet just like O


cheers to seasonal depression


LRT: damn I really love the bat minikini so freaking hot imagine me in one of those lil numbers


At the dinner table listening to my parents say " the gov't should pay for funerals and stuff during this whole CoVID thing." Every year get a tax bill for over 12k (plus their monthly income tax). They're retired on a fixed income. I'm waiting for them to make the connection.


i just gotta stay consistent in all my businesses & one day i’ll get there fr


yes im still gonna put things under my pinned just pretend like its always been there im lazy


carrds are for losers anyways


Paid for coffee at one job and forgot to bring it to my next job.


this bitch just asked me if I knew what an arnold palmer was as if my ass isn’t from rogers, arkansas


Lol my brother is always going off on Facebook live, it’s like his personal diary, except we all get to hear it


I’m officially to the point where I value a FWB more than a relationship bc atleast we understand we ain’t tru luvin and I don’t have to worry abt crying from all the lies in a year


An important part of selling is knowing your audience and their language. Talking to managers: They care about efficiency Talking to VP’s: They care about cost; will it save cost or increase revenue Talking to CEOs or Top management: They care about Market share/size


I need Chilate


Just had teriyaki salmon, creamy mash and Brussels and it was so good


Got some new toys to surprise my lil babies with


So I finished my first Zane book (audiobook) and I can see why the girls was heavy on Zane back in the day. I listened to the purple panties podcast but it never came back


I’m probably the only female that has never wore make up


frowns because dad ruins everything


I like med ugly niggas


I’m turning into my mama w/ this Instacart shit


I was going to bring my kids on play dates this week but with how many people I’m seeing get covid I’m thinking it’s probably better if we stay home


#brassic - best programme to be released in such a long time! So funny, endearing and brilliant.. who knew I would fall in love with a bunch of petty criminals this year


Anna Wintour needs to get over her Kanye West crush.


let me deactivate and do my work


couple of nurses I was working with the other day talking about pride month and then they go “I wish we could have a month where they celebrate straight people” WUT


We have hardwoods throughout the entire house, but I promise you if one of my dogs throw up, they will go straight for the white rug Every. Single. Time.


she just wanna Fuck I just wanna trap


Like what time is it gonna wear off


Stop posting when yo dude beat yo ass


I hate unexpected bills


Tip: Shoutouts are a great way to reach new audiences and increase word-of-mouth growth. Promote the things you love, and they might just return the favor. Thread


Dudes might only be playing with meek name cause they know he on probation


i can’t wait to get my brain cut open


Write your full name without using the top row, middle row, and bottom row


If I were Elon Musk.., I'd tell you all to fuck off! But, in a nice way.


Love scrolling through Callum’s playlist n seeing he respects everything I put him on


Some weeds make me feel so energized.... like I’m finna conquer the world


listening to true crime stories thinking abt how if I really was abducted or murdered it'll take a while for my friends or fam to realize bc i'm already habitually bad at replying back to msgs for weeks/months on end


Im about to be so mf fine these bathing suits too fye and i can post pics in them i aint got no nigga down my throat


Your body is 70 percent water and I'm thirsty asf


fasting has gotten so much harder for no reason like damn


Super fun when someone you’d rather not to run into lives a block away from you


Is it weird that I find Jimin's crooked tooth attractive than boys


oamg aere yuo hte imposer?


doja's ariana grande impression


Saw Denzel Washington look- alike while roaming a mall. The resemblance was so uncanny that many others also mistook him for the actor until my sister being an "over qisam ki desi" walked upto him and asked Are you Denzel Washington sir? Uski tou bachein khil gayeen


I hate that Instagram will say I’ve got notifications even when I freaking don’t! The moment I open the app they disappear


Who’s going to be our next recruit


when bates eats all of your favs for breakfast


Tryna go onna Wells Fargo date


how many deaths do you think you're responsible for? I'd guess at least 6 for me


Every time I go in there I want everything I see. It’s a set up


I like how when grace slightly mentions someone who we don’t know we all think she’s dating them


Must keep manifesting an attractive chill guy with a mustache into being my boyfriend


Imagine the horror when people find out you can get your point across much easier when you’re being NICE?! Oh, it’s too much!


Corona Warnapp installiert.


First proper fitness class tomorrow since giving birth and I’m bricking it


Fruit pie , cake etc I just want to eat erthing


good morning ~ lil’ bit sad today ang aga


be forgetting my auntie can braid my hair


I be higher than a plane codiene in my veins


I watch you and i wonder


I sin so I can’t cast the next stone...unless it’s baguettes round my WRIST bone


They’re probably laughing at how dramatic we can be


Look let's all be honest and be the bigger person here and just admit that is a cracking result in Europe tonight. Well done Shamrock Rovers


Waiting on a PERSON to CHANGE don't do nothing but CHANGE how U FEEL about them


“Just like Leicester, your city is Blue”


So how does the industry know real demand for rapids? Eg rapid near me. Leaf charging. In the space of 2mins a Polestar arrived and left then a Kona arrived and left. Both definitely up for a charge, but no way for Charger to realise they need more chargers?


Hit the fuck out of my nose piercing on Saturday and it’s been hurting me ever since.


The go best dlid song btw


miss ko na si el my Yevol my one and only Love my Everything my Forever My day one


i want harry to follow me goodbye


She should’ve never pmo to her friend w2md cause her friend different


White Dress went from initial thought of messy production to one of my favorite songs on Lana’s discography


Idk about these summer projects


Let me cancel my staycation


What’s the benefits of sea moss?? I mean do I have to eat it plan off the spoon??? I can’t do it


90 minutes of my shift left and I haven't totally broken down or heaped all my problems on anyone except my boss, who told me she loves me and is always there if I need a chat or to cry.


Going on long walks with your pals is so therapeutic talking about everything


Y’all dead ass be waiting for me to walk through the door like I’m the female... what typa men have y’all been living around ?


Ghanaians have never been fair to the Mahama family but when it comes to the Akufo-Addo family they'll say you're disrespectful Well.......... It will reach all of us soon It's just a matter of time


I need my period knocked on tonight


40 minutes build up about Wales and now having to listen to harry kane dribble shite


Want to hurl something and hear it crash.


Gonna clean my carpet tomorrow gotta take this chair out for trash my whole apartment is getting done over


Yooooo Lucky Fortune at DCA has ramen now!! Guess what my lunch is


idk how much longer i can keep eating healthy dawg i jus want sum canes


Got a feeling today is going to be one of THOSE days.


BOA tomorrow


It’s sooo nice today


Brought up 70s music with my uncle who can barely remember things and mans suddenly remembered everything for an hour


if you’re ever wondering what you can get for me & make me happy, it’s simple...the fuck


NOTE: if your a woman and your looking for a man that is doing well pls make sure ur also doing well because men are also looking for women that are doing well not liabilities


Dear Lord, in this season restore friendships, uplift spirits, bless our friends with their desires, remove depression, remind us we are never alone & send exciting news!


Almost finished sewing myself a kurta, checked the fitting and wasn't feeling it so taken it all apart


when bp preform ice cream inshallah jisoo takes her parts


New moon soundtrack hitting different at this hour


I still have no idea why Cassie took her panties off when the beer spilled on her in Nate’s truck


Everybody just ruining my fucken day. Like little shit adds up


Bc Ima Hustling Mfer


As a lifelong @nufc supporter yet again they continue to deliver misery and stress, so I must say this season it has been a pleasure to watch football that reminds me of the KK era at @LUFC superb effort so far


Yesss Jesy #NTAs


lmboooo


Morning December. Last month for 2021


I'm 1558516 images old.


I wish street signs would stop telling me what to do! Tf you mean this is a one way


This dude literally just jump an entire flight of stairs like Spider-Man to catch a train not even close to leaving. Y’all Gotta stop these edibles yo. This is ridiculous


The Bob Ross lands on arena are so good


Time For Some More Tattoos And Piercings


Yeat really in my top artist now


i’m not “everybody” & I don’t do what “everybody” do


I don't want ordinary, it's not my nature.


Bout to turn into a groupie real quick @KidCudi


loona comeback really seems on the horizon. time to prepare my wallet! genuinely excited for my first collecting era with them


Sad cause I can’t unlearn all the Mormon hymns


so many apex leaks today


Teach you as a kid to play to the whistle, all the West Brom players just stood still when cancelo got the ball


If one more person tells me I’m “way too nice” I’ll cry, I know I’m a pushover pls


just hit a new deadlift pr


Time for another road trip I think


Yall to young understand


less than 2 months and ima be smb momma wtf


PUA over , I can get some banana pudding again


Phone on 2% and ain’t nobody nowhere to b found


Brad Stevens should definitely be on the hot seat. Most overrated coach in the league


i have cramps so bad i feel like i’m gonna throw up


I think I’ve gotten a “Last Chance for a discount” email from Grammarly about 50 times and it’s almost always in the 40-50% range. Will this be truly my last chance?


I found an iron man chair and a black panther chair. I might get one for work


I have a problem with buying anything that I have slight interest in


That's why I didn't want to come in today


Every time people get my name wrong i always say, “It’s Hailyn.. like Van Halen..” it’s gonna hit so different now


theory crafting some adc builds


sometimes the real bozo is the one calling everyone else a bozo


Actually love when @isawitfirst send you the wrong stuff? Deffo think they’ve got some rogue employee’s who do it for a buzz happens alllllllllllllll the time


Praying with a heart full of gratitude


Finished a script, recorded for a video, and got to go swimming. Feels like a pretty good day


I made carne asada tacos. They weren’t *perfect* but they came out better than I thought they would.


I got the job at chick fil a


Dom is going to be sick of this song


Alright Cbus gays. Quarry Trails Metro Park is open. Goal: Find the hookup spots


If you see me clacking my fan this weekend mind you’re own business or clack that ass with me


Shit I’m tryna go for a swim when I get home


Coworker: My work laptop isn't working. Do you think this has anything to do with when I dropped it in the toilet just before it stopped working? Me:


England fans singing, 'Are you Scotland in disguise?!?' -They drew with us 0-0 at the Euros


Mmmm at least he’s trying


I feel like people think I’m a pot head, because of how low my eyes be looking


I keep telling yah. Just wait til $LKMEX gets accepted as a form of payment for NFTs across all NFT Marketplaces


was that ballon d'or or balageru idol መለየት አልቻልኩም


Oooh it’s 45 degrees y’all, it’s HOT


tell me why my yungblud fan account TL is mainly like one direction


March 30 face-to-face graduation cutie


Listening to these Apple Music Replay playlists from past years really takes me back to different times


When I close my eyes I see my side bihh


That song Chosen be stuck in my head all day


I keep my circle small so I never have to doubt who fwm fr


Healthy relationship with toxic sex


GOLD. This ain’t silver


y’all kids be so cute.. i can’t do it no time soon though lol


Honestly tho.. I'd laugh if they crown Scarlet Adams


“Is be amazing? Or are you just romanticizing the bare minimum?”


Nigga don’t want no soft ass bitch


I love when bitches follow in my foot steps.. can’t make ur lil moves until I do huh


What’s the point of creeping


Show us your favourite @Deadfellaz gifs


Heal my heart and touch my soul That's my line on woza my love by blaq Diamond


Can’t wait to eat today’s meal prep


“love of my life” live was an experience


I have never experienced 116 degree weather until today.. Very intense


Doing some data visualization today.


Get out yo feelings and in yo


Sitting next to @ava eating lunch


Set a routine and stick with it


$BOON having a legendary day


workin on my 1st ep rn


why r u 12 following me when i have dni if under 14 on my carrd


Been overthinking for weeks now


I think the best rap songs are the ones where they rap about something you're currently experiencing


Our Generation So Fucked Up, People Be Crying Out For Help Right In Front Of Us And We Never Notice It Til Its To Late


Eyes up here Buddy! When I clean your clock at Connect 4 you best have your phone on command to dial 911. For I will have suffered a stroke...of genius


#BBCWorldCup Jude Bellingham class act


Can't wait to support and buy art from all the female mfers in this space


My kids want me to buy more toys for Christmas when they don’t even play with the 3 big ass tuber boxes full of toys they got now


Hello Do Kwon I wish you good luck with the issues your community is facing now ! The #SHIBARMY is with you reach out to #SHIBARMY they like to help were possible Stay strong #LunaRecovery


Stop playing games with me


So let's be entirely clear on this. If Russia invades Ukraine and starts killing people, Europe's leaders will respond by cutting off Russia's access to Bratwurst and Brie.


Thank you for waiting for me


ngl, when one of the few int'l flights that are still in the air passes over my house, being able to find out where it hails from & is headed to makes me feel a bit more connected to the outside world again.


this guy told me to go to class and i was like “you aren’t in class either”


Sleeping in felt amazing today


Penalty for the second goal


who hurt ryan i’ll Hunt u down


I got my spoiled shirt and that’s all that’s gonna matter for the next 30 minutes


Wish I was done Christmas shopping. But, I didn’t even start.


It’s my Mother Fucking birthday


Ugggh, couldn’t even do my workout..can’t focus so ima just leave, plus my knee wasn’t having it so just forget it


Ion know his name but he call me boo


Niggas breathe and owe 10 bands


A "FAITH" tattoo is a red flag


I wanna go to rush hour tonight


Bought a papaya to juice


Not the water finna act up this weekend


bryan won't stop arguing with minors can he shut the fuck up already?


yo this snap update is


It's not a contest and I ain't on no conquest for no mate I wasn't lookin' when I stumbled on to you, musta been fate


I've been queuing for turnips for so long plshelpme~ honestly at least 100 hours of my play time is probs for turnips


Facebook is the worst at showing you past relationships you buried down and forgot about cus they were so traumatizing.. not you sitting there like


Me too foolish i also have no rizz when it comes to women


I feel like Obi Wan Is doing a really good job Of making me not like Obi Wan


Every time I do my eyebrows for class we end up doing facials


And Harry Kane hasn’t had one single shot on target in 57 minutes


Got my pernil & alcapurria


Hoping things good in my favor


Wordle - correct four days running now!


So I realized I missed a TON of follow notifications, hit a bunch of you back with a follow. Twitter, am I right?


Vendor - we need to loop in our D&D team Me - oh ok, what does D&D do there? V - oh that’s Devices & Deployment Me - *puts away D20* oh I see


just talked about billie in therapy


Playing my first ever Twitch Rivals today! Playing with @user and @user


First day of staycation has been pleasantly relaxing.


I'm Twitter's mortal enemy, I like Overwatch and Game Grumps


word of advice: don’t threaten people in twitter... you will be put in time out


This my last time entering this raffle


I feel like I need a cigarette every time I listen to @Madonna Justify My Love.


Casting my vote today and getting back to work. It’s Q4 and we’ve got revenue goals to hit


So much crypto noise So little results


Catch me if u can by @adekunleGOLD is very a real banger


Fuck TLR. Why would anyone care about the opinion of a dude with 3 DUI’s?


if we just started texting i’m not obligated to tb quick


This Town - NH has been MY safe song since it came out, and wow I just heard the snippet of Heaven -NH and my oh my, I’m sensing my new fav song


does anybody .. have a switch .. they would b willing to sell


There’s a kid in the store listening to an entire video summary of Naruto


Idc a guy is not gonna just talk to me how he want cus ima talk shit back.


you telling me i can sell my bleach box set 1 for $500


Steve McManaman, how can you mute him!!


Lmfaoooo I ain’t shit.


if you fuckers don't vote


Lord knows I need a hug right now


Greg’s driving….


I’ve been reinvesting in buying new things for this little business and omg I’m so in love with today’s purchase


Finally nsitak


This is the 3rd time today some random ass person has rung our doorbell


what if Jay is in Chamber 5 team?


How do u check twitch recap asking for a friend


He has a baby otw


I have to go to the store to pick some things up might stop by McDonald's alone again while I'm at it


When someone forgets they're still screen sharing and subject you to their reddit feed


We don't sip the same yall to stupid


now why he keep ignoring my questions i ask simple questions


caught somewhere between wanting to go for a long drive and the fact that i hate diving


One thing that can lift you out of your current mood? Don’t air me Me: credit alert


Just put in my 2 weeks at the job I’ve been at for almost 9 years…


Not my friend trying to brag about getting a job with better pay than mine… they haven’t even had an interview yet never mind got the job


Learning some lessons from this Stanford talk on Web 3.0. Like if you need an extra tool to make sure the blockchain system is working, you might not need the blockchain. Also, never follow @user in a talk.


i want straight thighs, thin arms, small waist, very defined collar bones is that to much to ask for??


did kai do a thing again? saw on discord he posted two Very suspicious tweets (one involving gender identity and the other something about the age of consent)


RHQ talking the shit


Got a lot of NYE party invitations and I work til 12am


This is not a fake page @user is my main page this is my back up i use for horoscopes lol follow me on IG avonae.bliss


Hmmm it's been about a month since I've watched Empire and ROTS, time to watch them again


The last goal I saw at old Trafford was mcshit


My lad and his girl just landed at Tenerife they are currently stuck on the plane on the runway due to a pissed up family fighting, been fighting all the way over and currently still at it eventhough the police have appeared now, great start to their first holiday together


I’ve actually been having a good week.


We all gonna survive. No cap


YESSSSSSS STRICTLY SO FLIPPING PROUD!!!!


im drinking mountain dew


I’m So Mfn Sad! But I Will NEVAA Let A Female Have That Akins Of Power Over Me Ever Again !


My flirting technique? Logging in and out of MSN messenger every 8 seconds until my crush says hi


wish i could fit in his side bag


yo @DStv why can't we stream 2 different channels simultaneously?


It’s insane how good you feel when you eat clean and get fitter, what have I been doing the last few years?


Big 4/20 and all I smoke is a roach for the day


omg so many oomfs are going/tryiny for dec 1st show...HOPEFULLY WE CAN MEET UP


For a day that started so nice it na gwaan good at all


Aww Dash Lil Gf Jus Came In Heat


You never know when the last time gon b the last time so love on your people while they here


craving for lasagna


Finna get wha I wanted


And Switzerland has overtaken South Korea with the number of Covid-19 cases.


I feel like the last year and a half killed off who I was


Had a nap today and ended up having sleep paralysis, happy Tuesday


I thought we were getting 3 Carl Cox sets at Ultra but we’re getting 4 now!


Today I got reminded why I don’t drink coffee anymore


good night, hoping for a limista mail to come through tonight


yedam’s lines are addicting


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I still absolutely fuming over the ending of the new James Bond. My head


Went To An Interview Today & I Got The Job Start Date Is Friday!


I can’t wait to finish school so I can get back to hobbies and build my business. College takes so much out of you.


for first time in 2 months, im crying over a boy


It’s real heavy


wick dreads look disgusting


I’m sitting against my bedroom door and I can hear my dog on the other side wanting to come in


Bruh I need coaches to communicate when practice is ending having parents waiting 20-45 mins from the time they’re expecting to pick their kid up is disrespectful of people’s time


Keeping yourself neat and especially taking your bath at night makes you neat enough for your Spouse to enjoy you better during Sex. Stop being dirty and remove every EVIL FORESTS in your Private Regions. Your Spouse is not a HUNTER! Hope the volume is okay..


Please Sark nation I want to stream Sarkodie "No Pressure Album" Whr can I find it


AINT NO WAY


Mann pull that hoe over, that bitch gotta get a ticket.


You have to take dr*gs to endure sex with her. But you’ve been so hard for me all day that you’re sore


Day 11 no stimmy


getting my first dose tomorrow


Wishing my American friends all the best


really fucked up im branding an entire restaurant and creating blueprints for the construction, approval from the town and outdoor seating plans..... all for free


1 Design a good automated system 2 Write an excellent implementation code 3 Use the best hardware. And let the magic happen


why do I legit have the best fic list ever y’all cannot compete


I just want some goddamn tamales


watchlist: - finish moriarty - iruma kun - dr stone - handa kun readlist: - high rise invasion oomfs give me recommendations


Where the girls who would sit on my face


People don’t come to my house because of my cat


I’m so content when I’m home with my lil baby


Me getting tacos and margaritas is just gonna have to wait until another day


One thing my mother gonna do is find her some weed on vacation


Bought Witcher 3, Stray, and Mortuary Assistant cause they were all on sale


this villain, Ruber, in Quest for Camelot, is CRANKIN!


You lose all modesty after having a baby. I used to be such a private person. This time last year I never would’ve allowed my mom to see me naked.. now, I don’t even care


A light skin girl will get me everytime


One of my biggest fears in life is something happening to me and my boyfriend, like dying in a plane crash, and then someone separating my cats from each other. Honestly every time we hit turbulence on a plane that’s what I think about


it was in love I was created & in love is how I hope I dieeee oh I


Remember last year when ya’ll complained about the Knicks being on national TV too much? Same shit again this year.


What’s your breakfast today? Hope you eat lots of yummy foods


all that hating shit pointless


I just baked tf out of this chicken


This is crazy. Does he actually want a second term? It seems that at every possible turn he’s just doing things to fuck it up


I need a live man icba making maps 10h a day (working on realistic 2v2 matchmaking and secret project). But what can I do when corona still around


Streams have been picking up lately, I really appreciate everyone’s support of me.


Being angry is literally turning me into a mean person and I don’t like that


Now Get Ready To Witness #Pokiri From #USA 3 Hours To Go


my cat dropped my croissant on the ground and the only sympathy I got was my favorite vine


NFT people


Goodbye taehyun pfp you were an icon for two days


On sunday, Tiger was commentating the PGA event on TV. Some has speculated he was high or on some meds. Might have something to do with car crash. This is so sad.


This humidity makes me wanna throw my hair in a bun cause wtf I do my hair for last night


As fall sets in it’s time to rewatch gossip girl again just in time for the thanksgiving ep


It’s Amazon Prime Day bayyyybeee!


Just another excuse no way a tweet make a person not love you anymore they been stop months ago


I refuse to eat tomatoes


Niggas really be bugging


I use the same lip balm as jin why is my lips not as pretty as his...sobs we should kiss


It’s pays to be yo self


I keep it nice during the regular season but come playoff time, you gon hear this mouth


Lately I've been trying this trick where how usually fkboy just go to certain girl n trying hitting on them while being as shitty as u can(due to my research and my curiosity n not tryin to be a fkboy) but some of yall deep down really enjoy this and hit me back after that. Im


I hate that I love Westbrook


shout out my all my boys in @user love yall thanks for being genuine


Sometimes I like being the smooth center between two critters


i call my mom ranting and she start lecturing me .


They will free their time if they wana talk to you. They will free their time if they wana see you. They will free their time if they wana listen to you. They will free their time if they want any contact with you. No one is ever too busy it’s just a matter of priorities !


Imagine if Stephen O'Donnell could make a pass in the final third


Me and my husband roasting each other is our love language


anyone know where to find harry masks that tie in the back? the ones with loops are too big for my small ears and face


"I got this tendency of seeing what I want to see, believe in what I wanna believe"


really fuckin stressed out


Wolves are parked and time wasting with 20 mins to go and Shearer slates United.


lmao i’m too afraid to ask my parents so if black big sister twitter wanna help me learn about opening up a credit card that would be helpful


Going to be doing anal again starting in August!! So if you’re a girl with a strap on and want to put it in my ass, DM me. If you’re a girl with a dick and want to put it in my ass, also DM me


I want a small tattoo and my nose pierced. I will regret the piercing but I may do it anyway. Maybe one for my book release 2/1 and the other for my 48th (!) birthday 2/26? Or sooner….


okay lemme start this dye process. new hair. who dis ?


I’m convinced that I can rock any hair colour


Re-entering my Cody Simpson phase thanks to @user don’t text


It still amazes me that Family Matters pulled off being the first sci-fi black family sitcom.


I’m covid free baby


the NFR shopping has commenced


Miami for the 4th and I can’t wait


These mustard greens bout to slap


Stressed but blessed for getting pampered


If there’s anything I’ve learned from @maroon5 is I can copy classical music and turn into pop for profit


When I’m on staff duty, I pee outside because I refuse to use these nasty bathrooms in the barracks


We only got performance teaser and none from the mv?? I'm confused are they not gonna release an mv for this comeback??


Who told you skank whores to buy all the very good girl


My therapist will be on vacation next week. I thought I was gonna freak out about it but I’m kinda excited to have a Tuesday w/o therapy. That’ll be a first in almost 8/9 months


Watching I Just Killed My Dad and let me get this straight - they have evidence that this man was a drug fueled abusive kidnapper, but they charged a 17 year old boy for defending himself because they can’t fathom that this man would be willing to kill him?


I realized I matured when I stopped wasting my money at starbucks and started “investing” it in wine


Twitter na to just catch cruise


Is the sweet shop open


They know dead wrong for letting Jessie Jackson get up there and speak


Making chicken quesadillas for dinner


Warner (Warner, was it?) please I need Little Shop Of Horrors ASAP make it happen


I did genuinely think "I can wear flannel on this 101-degree day, we have air conditioning" only for them to turn the AC off midday for the sake of the power grid


I wonder how my italian boyfriends from 3 years ago are doing


Been dreaming about this guy all day but he wouldn't even think about me


i’m confused of how one can start having feelings for their fwb, like we just f-cking chile


Sad that I couldn’t wear my new gym fit today


Blackened shrimp, herb rice with sautéed squash and zucchini for dinner


whenever Ashanti / Movies come on i gotta listen to it twice lol


i aint giving out no 90 to no nigga just for fun are you dumb ? @user


I am starting to get to the point where if the person that I like, doesn't end up with me. But with someone else, I would still support and hope for the best for them. I still want to be part of their life even if I am just a friend. I got their back.


I got stuck in the lift for the first time and I didn't even trip, I am ready for anything in life


Eyes focused, heart clean and my mind open.


you can pry my crusty 2014 skater skirts from my cold dead hands is it “cheugy” or are you classist


Is it bad I looked at my fish tank & want tuna for lunch or?


Like I really feel good about taking this lil manager role it’s my vibe but it really make me more ready to start my own shit lol bc the buyer for the store is tacky


Yea i play around in school but on the ice it’s different


Me and ending every conversation with “it is well”


Forest, Madrid, Wycombe triple


People will blatantly try to insult your intelligence and get mad when it doesn’t work. RIGHT IDEA, WRONG BITCH...


It's only day 3 of 2ha week, but todays art will be late a day already. I've been on a little trip and am way too tired to draw now. Also it is my first time drawing Taxian Jun, so I hope I will do him justice.


YOU CAN SAY IM TRIPPIN BUT IM STINGY AND I CANT HIDE IT


i gotta get some tacos tomorrow


I miss studio 2054 era


Craving an ice cold mug of Dos Xx


my dad forced me to look for job applications i hate being almost an adult


Family and Friends Covid Taskforce Comittee


Any one else waiting for your district to say you are changing curriculums and pacing when Pearson puts out new learning loss curriculum tailored to the test they create?


When your sugar daddy is your boyfriend and also you husband, It’s a blessing


From august 30th I’ll be starting my new school only working like 1 or 2 days a week meaning more time for streams


I need my sis & em to plan one of their cabin trips with their ppl from SC


Have just seen the biggest meteor of my LIFE. Feeling super lucky to live where I do


My sister cancelled our trip to my dad's house.


If y’all aren’t already, follow my Instagram: justcallmebria


Bloody lovely night


¿ daddy/mommy issues en el trabajo ?


I wish they would put more podcasts on YouTube that Art Bell did over the years. We miss you so much @user wishing all the love and light in the universe. You shall always be remembered.


birthday shoot booked.


I don’t feel like taking care of this myself


I want to do a ladies night. But like to show appreciation to my ladies. I’m flop Queen but they still invite me every year. They support me. They check in on me. I have a great group of ladies behind me and I just want them to know this homebody loves them all dearly


My car is getting a detail tomorrow and I can’t wait it’s gonna feel so much cleaner


Strawberry cheesecakes toaster strudel & bacon


some people just crave drama


Do you still count Cocomos in a packet or are you mature now???


I love being called “baby”


I like when I’m sick and I have a raspy voice but I hate when it sounds like I’m going through puberty when it breaks


cant believe its alr wed


Need someone to prepare fried rice for me.


We in the dead part of the nfl year literally nothing to talk about


Man my car been in the shop for a whole week and they ain’t even did no diagnostic


Kalubalu scoress for inter, Lukya bhai jumping in the stands


liking my stories not gon make me like you


jakol with poppers


Does anyone else not take selfies anymore now that you’ve had a baby? So all you take pictures of Now is your baby


5300 steps today in heels. A nice day at the mall


wifey and i only have two episodes of breaking bad left


You had a real one, but you fumbled it


Bring up reparations and watch pan-Europeanism unfold. Yts from places that didn’t even have involvement in the slave trade will leap to justify their brethren’s actions


I just got carded for trying to get backwoods… I gotta get my lashes back


Y’all Need to leave them pills alone


Pissed tf off RN


I could be drawing or reading comics but instead I’m stuck doing math


The best thing about shipping gods is: the mpreg is quite a valid possiblity


me wanting to voice my opinion but also not wanting to be attacked by ccs


Also my advisor telling me that I really bounced back and that she’s proud of my growth. Ma’am I will cry


I love my MacBook but w my major this shit drives me fucking crazy!


Fucked up my meatloaf again


This job… for the birds


Thank you to the guys at @user players, fans and committee made to feel safe good luck for the rest of the season


love my sad old lonely magic cat


Nicole has me hooked on sushi now


healing is listening to songs that you’ve associated w someone and not feeling a thing again


Mmm, gooey duck with seared artichoke and carrots, sprinkled with mixed herbs. You're welcome.


I’m so tired but I still have a few hours of work left


3 more hours until I can officially start this vacation


UCL pays well once again


Give It To Him Good. Knock A Nigga Socks Off


I just took my first ever driving lesson. It went horrible!


Yo this Dutch Sagga is just getting bad


They should deduct all of us 19 points!!!


I swear this would all be kadra fault


Not this man asking me for sugar skulls on my insta post of an ofrenda for my dead relatives


who else is freaking out today. I feel sick


I wanted to plan a 5 year vow renewal but that’s in 2 years


This nigga DBG a retard disrespectfully


If you think we don't need to look at how race is used as an abusive dynamic that denies the presumption of innocence and causes long lasting harassment, you are the proverbial neurotypical idiot


This Antony guy ain’t it icl


Next hot day, the team meeting is gonna be at the team leader’s nice ass pool. It’s lit


.@SabrinaAnnLynn omg imagine a dm spree


Wish neos were more normalized cause I want my irls to use em on me


i wanna ft someone but i don’t feel like talking to anyone


Ya girl still got it


I wanna team up with a food store chain or investor in the Bahamas to make a fully technological and cashless food store .


C’mon I’ll pay you for it wtf.


bunnie


There's no ways I have this thing again dear Lord I'm literally begging


dirtyness


niggas be so messy


I want the same confidence as the “men” in my DM’s asking for my phone number, Snapchat, or Instagram. They are so delusion it seems fun


morning bog


spiderman tickets booked


Why was she fucking me so deeply?? She must want me to go crazy


Target is empty and I’m shocked guess I missed the rush.


Also, idfc if two hamilton gifs back to back is "too much" Literally get fuucked


Their sisters having fun time together


Watching Kickboxer Retaliation with @JCVD en @RicoVerhoeven


My baby gone look so cute with her knotless braids


I didn’t expect my new wig to arrive this soon, lmao I ain’t even got my outfit for the video yet


a year of debt forgiveness would give Americans so much comfort in this time many are in a panic. Mat 6:12


i woke not trusting and hating fa*gots again


had an issue with logging into my kid's account for school, called to fix it, they didn't answer so i accidentally ended up leaving a message of me saying "fuck" i was like oops at least i didn't leave my number and now they just called me to ask me if my problem was resolved.


Give me 1 year and a half and I’m moving O.T stg


Spooky mommy and me shirts? Should I have preorders on my website?


The fact that I have to come home from work tomorrow and cook dinner on my birthday is blowing me


Forgot I was around my parents when I heard them say Meningitis and muttered “ Men Inside Us “, my head hurts now


Where has 20 years gone! I have great memories seeing you guys at gigs in those early days


What is trust. I only know cheaters


“She tell me keep going when she cumin”


My friend laughed when i said that my favorite csgo player is Magisk last year. Is he still laughing now?


you said you hate me and you wish i would vanish


i barely survive this midterm exam omg


"They're musicians, not models" Yuh sorry but, EXO can do both


My managers flirting at work, oooh I’m getting a promotion


when i move into my apartment soon i'll post wayyyy better content and stuff , i still live with my super strict parents so... yeah


You ain’t gotta tell me baby I know I’m ya favorite


Caro is going to charge me for asking all these questions


Il be delivering coins from 7.30pm onwards, if you want the cheapest coins on twitter (£4.75/100k) DM @user


$TXN to rip chips tomorrow


I’m sooo aggravated at this point. I don’t want nobody saying shit to me


Some of y’all plates be looking good asf then BOOM y’all wanna add seafood


horrifically toxic conversations in group chats


I used to love avocados and now if I just look at it on my plate I’d just


Watching Catfish A Girl Was In A 11 Year Relationship With Someone She Never Met


I should be taking this midterm exam


I GOT THE HOTTEST OUTFIR FOR FRIDAY


Damn. Forgot to get drain unblocker when I shopped.


Looks like my Sony Camera is DEAD!


imagine everyone calling pm dazai scary and chuuya is just like.... i don’t see it


Who agrees that the luck factor is very important when u are a cricket captain in limited overs cricket?


Chick-fil-A Smokehouse BBQ bacon sammich


love on one another b/c you may never know the last time you may see or talk to them again.


TIL me making vent comics = me being a narcissist who thinks she is perfect and everyone else in the world is evil


I can deal with butwal ko garmi but not my own PMS


soon I wanna take a weekend to rent an airbnb and take photos in it with some friends


Fck,,, overthink


okay goodnight ulit, matutulog na me


How do i want my nails for LA


so my laptop is done (was getting an upgrade for school stuff) but the shop is closed n i can only pick it up on tuesday when my work week starts so ig I won't be doing any digital art til next week


What an inspiring night at @user last night. Thought provoking and uplifting


now got me thinking jisoo could have her own cf before june, so we can see all her ads during her drama starts


Why did a math assignment take almost 2 hours to do


I went from being deathly afraid of thunderstorms for years to now me ready to swing at them for ruining my nap


Me & mook Finna make foil wraps


Didn't realize the shitty venue for ssf until after I bought (too expensive) tickets. I just wanted to see ls dunes, tbs, and stand atlantic


(some of you guys make my heart warm


Ilove you


And he said he has so many things going to drop soon


Debating going long


When prayer becomes your habit, miracles become your life style.


50 I vote #MTVLAKPOPBTS (@BTS_twt) as this year's Domino K-Pop at the #PremiosMTVMiaw 2022


The way my mum just rotates playlists between Madonna, Lady Gaga, Bryan Adams, Whitney Houston and ABBA


it’s the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I’m so depressed


Lol lowkey hate my apartment this old ass wood give me 1970s vibes and don't get me started on how bad I hate fucking hate carpet


I still can't believe that me and Ritu hugged each and we're bestest friend, but then I woke up


I hate making rice


I be feeling so accomplished after I workout


in my career I want to be able to wear a suit & tie everyday bc who doesn’t look good dressed up


i don't want to be the Imposter. i just want to be friends


I can’t stand teonii lil ass


damn look at you on my page again


Uni fam, how was your exams today? #NanaCaresAboutYou


I’m in a great place


I transferred to an RP server when WoW Shadowlands came out, I was just thinking about how I don't really do the RP thing (its cool though!) and I hope I don't break immersion for someone. Then I walk by someone named Poohandler and I stop worrying


June 21st is already calling me name


everybody comes over to see me only bc i almost died yesterday


Zion is on his way


Americans are the funniest


rt nice art


All my friends I have right now, real af. I love them


I definitely have done some dumb shyt but I own up to it and I apologize.


its my week off and i have nothing to watch


I remember watching Avengers End Game with my Igbo uncle. Immediately Iron man died, he got angry and shouted "what a waste of spare parts!!"


I need to shower badly, but my mom is sleeping- she gonna hear me blow dry my hair


I'm ready for big win today


Alan Shearer praising the Newcastle fans for ‘cheering the team on’.. 89 mins in.. at 1-1.. in a relegation 6 pointer… at home…


Hello to the best month!!!!


That awk moment when a black man gets lynched in a moment of racial tensions in the country and his death is portrayed as a suicide


Under deadline, open PowerBI, MS Windows crashes, hard shutdown, boot up, gets stuck in Windows Update. Every second Tuesday of the month we probably drop a full pct of GDP.


If my husband y’all nigga just say that .


Meeting with cinematographer complete


These folks never heard of macaroni tuna salad


The stupidity of the human race.


help me why do I feel bad about my orders


The BIG 10 has always sucked anyways


All these Kamala haters coming out with how Tulsi “ended” her political career. Gtfoh.


james and the giant fat juicy ass


Obsessed and weird


If you a stud tryna holla at me…please don’t have no damn weave in yo head & yo titties better not be long


It’s Cross and Saskay for me right now


5 games for that wow lets see if the rfl are consistent


If I was to hypothetically move back to DC next year, where should I go?


I thought “A Classic Horror Story” on Netflix was more about our constant need to be entertained. I didn’t see the “technology is bad” message.


usui is Okay i guess but hes kinda annoying


my arch and butt pics are the best idc


The fact that I potty trained my son alone got me proud of myself


My mood is not mooding well today


Something good to watch on Netflix? Im running out of shows


The worst when you can see someone you care about stressed out of their mind and there’s virtually nothing you can do tell help other than kind words


Any other VTubers with no talent like me? Show yourselves


Qatar is an awful futbol team. I wish they had been in Canada's division. Oh well. Next time.


i love to see girls post dope ass content


Want abs, don’t wanna do ab workouts


Nigerians and gospel music on Sunday morning before the proceed to doing evil the rest of the day and week


My biggest problem is i be in my thoughts too much


Looking forward to Bill Gates masters injecting me


2nd half most corner UCl+ championship games tonight Good luck


#HappyBirthdayNTR From SR NTR grandson to Young Tiger NTR ... From one of the hero from N family to Representing N family... From one of the actor in TFI to one and only Performer in TFI... From okayish looks to Style icon... That journey inspires me.... @tarak9999


Anyone have advice or details for decent apartments and fair prices?? Looking to live near Irving but not in Irving! TIA


Ka cute jd aning Morgan Stark oy


I got money ideas for next year I can’t wait


I feel amazing rn


#101sextips on club house


5/18/21: Trump portrays himself as a victim of those who stole the 2020 presidential election. Netanyahu portrays himself as a victim of a state-sponsored witch-hunt with courts & legal authorities staging a legal coup to oust him. See, Washington Post 4/6/21.


Just saw a nappy post on the tl


i can’t wait any longer to SKZ


ALL OF THE FERAL BOYS ARE ACTIVE CAN ONE OF YALL STREAM PLS


I once saw an article saying something like “breastfeeding moms: living life in 3 hour increments” and I would just like to know who tf gets 3 hour increments. I’m living my life in 30 minute increments and 10 of those minutes are spent waiting for Elliott to REALLY be asleep


I love hitting the side of my finger with a hammer hard enough to melt the skin off of it. #FeelsGoodMan


These fall scents and my house is all decorated makes me feel so relaxed


leave me alone if your intentions aren’t pure... please & thanks


Im losing all the weight i gained while i was eating my ass off


Couldn’t just budge bro


So many personal goals that I can’t wait to achieve 2021


Ok time to stop with the quote tweets enough is enough


I think it’s time I drop another track…stay tuned


mess with me and kelsey will be coming after u


It’s come to the point where I’m thinking ab making an onlyfans... lmao wat


free task: piggys spit on yourself and call yourself a loser for pretending you have nothing else to do but entertain this


Still finding it odd that *we* place folks on a pedestal who ... hold a microphone, play pretend and maneuver balls for a living


I'm really not feeling well but the thought of going to the doctor on my off day


It costs 640$ in total for the HPV vaccine


so who wants to help me with these slides


at work thinkin about gojo


It’s stupid af how people say “eItHer wAy wE’rE fUcKeD”


Wanted to fix my sleepschedule, but will be watching streams tonight instead


Aye @user Wine requested on the East Coast!


my problem is ion trust nobody everybody give me set up vibes on moms Ian linkin


Can’t Wait Till We Selling Out Arenas


Looking for a piece of peace


I just need the USA to hold on to that lead then boom


Way too much d*ck on my tl i just wanna look at hentai man


If the hurt comes,so will the happiness..Be patient


Yessirrr my inner circle winning


gonna watch chaelisa vlive on yt 'cause I'm feeling down today


I got a round trip ticket to Louisiana for $75


Think ima fuck around and get a tattoo tomorrow


if i don’t message you back and i’m still active on twitter, please know i’m most likely not ignoring you, i just get overwhelmed sometimes and i either forget or don’t have the energy to keep up a conversation!


1 thing abt it ima take a nap


LRTs Yup. I absolutely cannot stand noncon scenarios so I actively LOOK AWAY from it. I mute keywords and whenever I browse ao3, I'd exclude all the tags I don't wanna see. It's called curating your online experience, honey. You should try it sometimes


my boyf really fucked up when he taught me how to use the roller. cuz now i’m smokin ALL DA QUI’D!!


If you're going to throw a research paper in someone's face during an argument, the least make sure it's peer reviewed


Cooking spaghetti and fried chicken


I get to watch the @trailblazers play basketball again tonight


Can’t get into the spooky fall spirit when it’s still hot as the devils asshole outside


Might as well just follow me at this point


Let’s save the green weekly candle


Why does @FlyFrontier only have one person at the counter checking people in? You have a line out the door @user


9pm tomorrow besties


Everyone and they mommas was in Tulsa!!! Not me!!


Y’all call anybody under 6’3 a PG these days. It bothers my anxiety


*my mom buying a paring knife* Cashier: do you need a bag for that? My mom: no that’s okay. I’m just gonna take it outside and slit my throat haha Cashier: oh ok haha...


You know how sick it would be to have a chronological story with music videos for my rage tape


I just feel like as a bug…outta all the things you could’ve done wit yo day….you chose to bother me…I don’t understand


Ready for another rebuild. At least you could just accept and settle into the suckiness while having irrational hope that every prospect was going to be a HOFer and the next 5-6 years would be “our years”.


That girl playin with her butt


This no beach thing is really hard on me.


Money Make Me Feel Good. People Don’t Impress Me


I don’t like how this birth control is breaking my face out wtf


I want my hair done but it’s priorities first


I’m really getting fined $135 for “disregarding a red light” bitch I was turning right on red and just so HAPPENED to need to stop


Just bought a pressure cooker. I’m excited.


updated my phone and still dont have that cute pink heart


Emotions are always there but they are meant to be hidden


the way the wrong song absolutely ruins flow


#MaskedSinger and chill


I can’t wait for bitter choco decoration and Kagerou days to be available on the english sekai server


Oh wooooow They had to cheat to beat @user , that’s crazy cuz he almost had that W Good match OG!


hopefully aimers don’t disappear after their debut


Drop graphic recommendations


After the past few days of chaos, mayhem, loss, fear, anxiety etc. Nice to see South Africans rally together, to protect, help and support. We are better together and we need to get that message out loud and clear. Stay safe & keep the 2gether we will overcome momentumm going


dk how much longer i can keep living with cankles


thinking about knight harry for blff


The world might be on fire but Florence Pugh is still so cute


am i more of a vampire or a werewolf? be honest


spinning from reverse cowgirl to regular cowgirl after morning weight room sesh ain't ez on my "mature" af bod


I'm a hermit who isn't normal, if I'm craving normality, something is desperately wrong!!!


Worry yam kukuba I know that Mason was gonna be exactly like Scott and I won't experience that.


Otw italy


goddamn those eyes


Woke up feelings so loved


so excited for my family reunion cause I’m old enough to go for “a walk” now


Just got a raise who want a brand new car


In other disappointing BBC cult telly BluRay news, my 'Gormenghast' Blu is an upscale rather than a remaster


These ones have killed 4 people in this season, I hope they are jailed soon. Ewwwww, it’s not even interesting any more


Fucking roger is pissing me off


Floatin gears easy


Thank you for the shop favorites


I have to share something that made my heart feel like it was about to burst out of my chest upon hearing it... anyway, we had a presentation practice for our communication skills module assessed by our lecturer (it's happy I promise).


Happy Teacher's Day mga miss Ma'am


Saw A Woman Poop On A Guys Face Like How's That Even A Thing


if larri and james do collab merch that’s going to sell out SO fast like imagine


You give me the sweetest taboo


Sleep patterns been distorted for a while. Powerful energies engaging the planet it is well


Our beloved summer is one of the bestest drama I have ever watch. Starting from the story, acting , cinematography everything is so perfect. It's literally bought warmth to my heart


trumpets really think they stand a chance against stans


Light Yagami is my skrunkly


my friction burn on my hands got infected nooo


I might slide to EG game Friday


Night Twitter!! Drop your Twitter handles, let's gain more followers


my 200th tweet


pro tip: do NOT imagine the lyrics to white horse as simon and wille from simons perspective


my coworker & his wife got me some nice ass makeup brushes for Christmas


the way the supply teacher in english started yelling in front of me which scared me


Selling 2 general admission tickets for Rex Orange County at Gunnersbury Park in London for Saturday 13th August! Message me if you’re interested


Finally! Fucking finally! Starting my job next week!


Black men wearing bonnets will always be so cute to me


Some Pasqually’s Pizza would smack rn


I need a head scratcher machine


my mama died before i could make her proud that shit get to me everyday


I love my BMW until it cost me 330 dollars to get back breaks fixed


Birthday next month hoe


I splurged a bit at the book store


Bruh Mr. P too quick


And the No.9 curse begins for Auba


Okay TikTok music we see you


Rebel moon gonna be fun


November is my time to shine it’s my bday month


Saturday we getting lit


Being on hold while it’s knocking a drive Yu crazy


It’s only Tuesday and I’m already ready for Friday


keep ur enemies close


LRT has opened my eyes, on god where are all the praise kink gooncaps at? Untapped market. Sweet talk me into masturbating myself stupid


Soooooo channel rebrand soon??


Kinda crazy how im@not eating a hairy ass rn


Balenciaga skin>>>>> this perfume smells like heaven I wanna cry


Trump wants the country reopened…in less than three week. Uh...okay. Is dude really trying to kill off a good number of his base


i feel like everyone collectively forgot about waste it on me’s existence whilst i’m over here w it being my most played bts song


Stop losses can sometimes be a blessing in disguise. Like today.


been laughing at it this whole time but the fact that this nonce has photos of myself and my 18 year old friend on his phone is proper weirding me out icl


Have to reevaluate my reward system… having my nose piercing redone right now.


Offff work for my birthday time to get fucked up


Apparently Marko’s lecture to Erica about being a diva didn’t work. I invited Aidan and she said : work, he’s only 12 ? *I was raised to never stop working


Funny how the shit that excites y’all never concerns getting the bag


ok but can u guys rt and like my edit im begging


Free speech means if you don’t want to download Twitter or have an account on Twitter than you’re free to not do so. That doesn’t mean that you sensor it, ban it or not make it available for download. Right @user


So Since Kids Virtual Do We Get PEBT Back


dlsu will win this thursday


new stan list @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user XOXO


when youre having an annoying day and then your sock gets caught on a loose nail and gets a hole in it


Nothing I love more than a Tennessee Williams play!


If I get a tattoo gun who will let me give em a tat


Our forefathers were really superior, they used Sanskrit in daily life. I flunked in Sans. in 8th!


This cleanse is something else man.


Outta Facebook jail in 3 days


I need tiara to take my hair out I don’t feel like it


Thank you for 95k


Going to mom's house today and it'll be my first time seeing it


Mamelodi Sundowns or nothing


some people have told me that my scent reminds them of fresh babies and marshmallows and bruh that’s like, the most flattering compliment i’ve ever received in my entire life


“Stay” is on track to surpass 2 BILLION streams just in time for its 1 year anniversary.


“ft me, ft me” I do it and now I’m on pause


Ion tell nobody who I fw nomore , I rather be happy then listen to outsiders


Solid 11 hour assignment sesh that


Schools won't teach you how to run a business, but will make sure you know how to execute PEMDAS


The amount of ppl who complain about their personal lives to me at work makes me wish I stuck to being a therapist bc then at least I’d be getting paid more to do the same thing


Justin truly said fvck isolation LMAOOOOO


Karma is for youuu


Stuck between just wanting to let go of all these tears I’m holding back or screaming at the top of my lungs till I’m light headed and can’t process anything. Today has just been such a horrible day man


My mind is going 90 to nothing


Does anyone have the map of the merch and stand checkpoints at sofi by chance??


sth is def wrong w globacom


Can’t wait for Jp saxe to come out with more music.


I will not want to miss this Laycon’s show o @user how far


That worst two tires sauce be so good on steaks.


Somebody need to act right so we can wear matching pajamas fa Christmas


stop expecting too much self


Fuck off walked in my shop there’s 5 people init it’s fucking tiny no mask on tall man behind counter got fucking told you wait till I actually go back up to buy wot I want everyone in the fucking shop got told 2 at a time bruv fucking queue vexed me that did


N'Golo Kante is giving me joy


wouldn’t give a fuck if every “friend” in my life disappeared , shit the love was fake anyways. Everybody can smd


there as so many shows i want to watch


Best setting spray hands down 10/10 @CTilburyMakeup airbrush flawless setting spray ... ur welcome


Gotta bury my baby by myself .... this shit here is for the birds man ...I ain’t built for it


Mixing charged lemonade with casamigos nye. I’m ready to start this year off terribly


me and tee was thinking about each other at that same time cause I was about to call her and she was calling me


New video hopefully within the next hour. We are in the upload stages


I cannot believe I miss this boy this much wtf


Cooking lamb chops tonighttttttttttt


Doing laundry naked bc I ran out of clean clothes. Oops.


I listen to Caramel 15 times a day @Wale


Kaku will live kaku will live kaku will live


Huuuuuum. Quem eu vou vender pra ir no show do The Weeknd ano que vem


Nba finals was supposed to begin on June 4th


my brain can’t comprehend what i’m looking at 90% of the time that i’m reading manga then i end up spending so long looking for a colored version or something


to assistindo o lm5 the tour film


Like who wouldn’t come to LA now


anything grape flavored will literally make me


Just been followed by Johnny Echols of legendary LA band Love. Anybody who knows Forever Changes, my favourite album of all time, will know how awesome this is


I'm pro-choice, and I always will be. Unfollow me if it bothers you


Negative LFT baby


art students end school at 4:30 today while the rest can go home at 12:30 ykw i will cry


I got a Christmas dilema: I bought my bf some Obsidian 13s and yesterday we agreed to not do presents and save for a vacation instead


Today is awful. Woke up sick but thankful it’s not covid


NEVER let a drop of shower water go to waste


Should’ve fired he’d be playing all day once I saw him downloading a new game


im not a fan of facebook but it really does be telling peoples business and helps you connect dots


Farage: The Man Who Made Brexit Tomorrow 9pm Channel 4 Damn....I'm washing my hair


The persistent sensation of sympathy with a domain


You forgot to say busisiwe mkhwebane as DCJ of CJ hlophe @Julius_S_Malema damn u really trying hard 2b relevant nje


I started to feel like I'm living in Downton Abbey, as servant of course


I think it was just my mental illness acting up


Those clappers sound soooo sad


Got loaded by daddy and started leakin in my car


And I thought, BFV, had issues, RDR2, it just preposterous.


This England national team is apamu. With all the stars in it


Looking good there Higgy


We haven’t lost but 1 game but Patrick is just a lucky Quarterback @user smh


so ready to see the Matrix this weekend.


Got my drink & blunt, time to start making dinner


The painting that gives you a new sandwich recipe every day is why I dropped out of my BA. #TheRiskWillPayOff


Rasoolullah (saw) said: If you help someone to ease their hardship. Allah shall keep you away from hardships..


I love using useless men for all they have.


In my own delusional stan ways, when RV has a comeback, good things have happened in my life.


I wanna get that passion back from when I cared about Black Ops Two public matches tbh


Today got off to a rough start, but I think it's already turning around


no one is willing to buy this @Excision ticket so maybe i should do a giveaway


Oh shit Fathers Day otw. All these gift promos popping up make so much sense now


i’m doing custom pictures & videos


Javy dinger and a Cubs win i hope


It’s James when I took him my wig today, best is too damn funny y’all


Didnt think that this vr would get me nauseous, ffs i feel grody


Really need a weekend road trip getaway with my friends


I might like fit #5


I should NOT have started reading Dark knight questline journal stuff again.


ella done changed her hair about 4 times now on this trip


I’m so tired of hearing about Mexico. The Ranch. The House. The Family. The Pigs. The Drama. CUT THE TIES


I know I be smelling goooodt with my gualmarr Versace cologne


Actively choosing people who don’t respect you or care about is an indicator of something that hasn’t healed in you. The people you choose either represent a repeating cycle or are a beginning to a new version of you. Thread


Pro tip, don’t go on illegal websites, get virus’s because then a creepy old man will get your account details and it is very stressful


I spent $27 on cupcakes only for them to be dry and nasty


Update: I am now in slight pain and I can't eat


I wish these mfs would stfu


30 days till 2022


I hate he working nights


All a bitch wants is free weed and shopping sprees


oops , it's almost 9 am and i havent slept


The “Other” section of a MacBook storage is so infuriating??? Why does it take up so much space and why can’t I get rid of it


My heart hurts so much for Chelsea’s kids.


Congratulations to the last person I told I liked because nobody is hearing that ever again


As long as you're sha properly thick ... I'm in love with you and I want to marry you ...


Ladies can apologize, cry and even faint still lying #ladies why??


When the bills dem,the rent and the mortgage due (weh'mi chalice) When your best friends are gone and it's only you Light up a spliff turn up the music


Woke up with a headache wtf goin on fr


Raila garnering around 15% of vote compared to around 1% in previous elections in opposition strongholds. These are encouraging trends.


IM SOO MAD


Right now a pigeon almost flew into my face! Not once, but twice !!! It must be my hair


I have a tall and very slim 6 year old


ORyan, ORyan….damn what a beautiful day to be on Twitter


× : All the talk of fantasy themed rp lately has me sorta giddy???


Being hungry and not knowing what you wanna eat is the worst


Nothing like having your fridge stop keeping things cold


Ready for my man to see me after I’m done getting my hair done


These kids for me ordering pizza & they just ate fried chicken


My bold prediction of the year: The Yankees will win tonight


Time to grind solo arena


you show me yo ex , i call him a clown


how good would it be if you could just consume and engage with art and then write about at times when you aren't tired or stressed


KL HAS BEEN RETAINED LET GO


Let’s watch 365 DNI


Don't hmu if you gotta hype it please


we on our OTF shit , ya heard


Been asked to work late tonight so no stream tonight. Should be back tomorrow


me and sloane are the real monty stans, mia nd sarah are fake


Yho losisi that just followed me back.


ppl really get mad when they on pause on FT get over it


I gotta not rant ... not rant ... not rant. As a grown adult in a free country, I’m starting to


Bestie want me to come over & get drunk hmmmmmmmmm


I gotta spending habits


.Currently watching #StargateAtlantis #TheShrine and it makes me cry every time


Strawberry refresher 4/10


I’m almost 30.. I wanna live a teenage dream for my birthday! That’s my theme


Let me get this straight… Bonds, Clemens, Rose, and A-Rod aren’t Hall of Famers, but David Ortiz gets in on his first year of eligibility? Pretty sure this just further proves the argument that the MLB HoF is completely MEANINGLESS


imagine if we get a subway world series again Yankees vs Mets


2nd day was vibing


Mayor Bill De Blasio just said on an interview on TV that in NYC he expects April to be worse than it is right now - which is really bad, and May will be worse than April.


One more week till I get to be on the beach with my cheeks out


I hate going to rosas


What da bidness is


Turns out the neighbor my mom hates.. is hot af


Someone got the memo about @user - Apostles, Pills and Land flying today


I bought a $30 shampoo and it’s literally travel size


My boyfriend won't let me have a house goat


the only way ill date a guy again is if they agree to do cosplays with me


Thinking back to when I did one track a day and released it all for free as the “One Week EP”. Would be cool to do that again soon


Just ended a phone call with a random stranger at work with “talk to you later”. Extremely embarrassed, don’t text


She was the moon, but you slept early.


why did i think signing up for math this quarter was a good idea


Can't lie, if you malding in Valorant because someone is a higher rank and shitting on you using Judge only you're just bad, it's fine to admit that, it's really not that serious.


Literally everyday another kid in my class leaves with a fever


Give me 2 years tops, I’m tellin you right now imma be someone. Passion, heart, and persistence create winners.


Tweeting at General Conference this week? Tag us and use #UPCIGC22


Stop giving out these paper straws


Not enough ppl are talking about the shortage in Rental cars . And the recent up charges


//sa mention Happy sa awareness month!!! even though I would like to be less aware


i just got my car fixed and my sister hit my door with something


I’ve been feeling a lil thick lately


I still listen to Tina Snow


Going to be bartending again


i just remembered i was a 3rd gen kpop stan a few years ago


My day keeps getting better. Change soon come!


i really need somewhere to go tonight; somebody come get me


the most used emoji in the sevens discord channel:


Phone been on DND since I got home


WITHTM


I hope the extra long fake nails end soon. They will look at old pics like wtf was i thinking


Can’t believe Mariah Carey invented Christmas


30 minute warning for @user spaces! For those not in the US or able to join, @user generously offered to live tweet. As you recall he did a great and thorough job with Gutter Town Halls in the past.


still hoping for jk's greetings to tae hehe


i need kevin samuels to get a twitter page and just quote all the idiotic tweets.


Can't be bothered to cook. Sandwich praps. Go and buy fresh fruit and veggies tomorrow as I haven't had any for a week. Living off pizza and ready meals


I’m this current phase of my life I only know like rage and irritation or like complete delusion xoxo


Did this hoe just say Good ,bad u will always get the real keels? Keke palmer u mean good bad slutty dirty unhappy etc. If your mother taught you right! You would’ve waited until you got ALL of me up close & personal before you judged me HOE! Poor judgment on ur end!


all i do lately is reread my own writing as if they're gonna edit and fix themselves if i just keep rereading


Got a cold looking dumb af breathing out my mouth


finally in a staring contest with my rose charging light


Balance; 98 GB thx to Telenor


almost started my morning off with an electrocution


My hair matches my steering wheel


it's mars's day, mars is in aries, mercury is in gemini, venus is in taurus, and the full moon has passed its peak; all the conversations and work you put off yesterday will be fruitful today! today's the day to make it happen! or not...it's your life


i know im not the only one that loves when money bagg yo does that lil “ugh ugh”


I always feel so proud of myself whenever I get gas before the gas light comes on


I wonder if ITV would do a short BLM Type I/V of a White Woman with two children worked hard beaten raped throughout her relationship (I use word relationship loosely) lost her friends self esteem & confidence! ITV All lives matter this has 2 be positive discrimination surely?


I'm a poet in the streets but I'm a versatile fighter in the sheets - yoooo dudeee


Maybe the story a day events served a good purpose after all... I can brain storm during the day and write 1200 ish words in half an hour.


OK guys follow me will follow back instantly


// genshin leaks dehya kit leaks just make me want to skip her they made her uplayable her role is a mysetery (maybe a tank-shielder?? but also main dps? very weird combination) and her scalings are garbage and i was planning go all in on her


my grandma got one more time to come at me talking bout she keep dreaming of fish & i swear we gon have to fight


min bado tbh


wait might switch accounts


Because it’s important to celebrate the wins, however big or small (nod to @user I’m sharing mine from last month... better late than never


/ Castlevania x Blood+ when ???


Indie is really 11 months


No matter what Southwest is going through ima stick beside em


Can I please have a nice guy with good head game


Go to Kroger for a handful of things with a list.. still buy random stuff and spend over $100


Some stuff is just not meant to be! No matter how much you want it to be


I don’t know who needs to hear this but don’t take a big ass whiff of the protein shaker you’ve had in your car for two weeks. God damn


If u pick a side in some shit that ain’t got nothing to do witchu u pussy


Youtube glitch?!? i can't see the comments


How many passes before that goal? And look at that as assist. WOW


Will be on a Live with @user shortly ! Tune in if you’d like and ask questions


We ain't making it past 21


For the a lot of us Trayvon Martin was the first time we saw how cold the world could be , today was a different kind of happiness FINALLY seeing justice, he’s one of many that deserve prison but it’s a step in the right direction


Don't depend on no one but urself


you lucky af if you get gifts from me... i go all out


Will be in Pittsburgh during the AZ concert and will be back in AZ during the Pittsburgh concert


ggs stans using #TheFeels for views now lol and they get mad when we call them out


hello would anyone wanna sfs on onlyfäns?


Metalcore bands will say ‘I know a spot’ and take you to an abandoned warehouse


I have to say I have not been the biggest fan of @KenyaMoore this season but it’s so hard to see her husband disrespect her and treat her like garbage, Kenya you deserve better and your strong, beautiful and I hope your find a man who will be a = and bring


my mom moved the scale from where i had it in the bathroom so i just had to ask her where it is, and recently my grandfather was like “she’s been weighing herself a lot” like mind ur own business istg if she starts getting sus i’m gonna


It was fun... thank you everyone.


my coworker is talking to me rn and i swear to god i aint tryna hear shit this girl tryna tell me. like she talking and i literally am not listening to a thing she’s saying . she just walked away and i cant tell u a word she said


hermitcraft empires collab is Over .


I get to see my best friend tomorrow! I'm so excited!!


Idk about y’all but over here at @user we got something cooking and boy let me tell ya it’s


I’m so tired. I can’t believe I gotta pump gas


Literally woke up...


Glad I’m off Friday definitely going to treat myself and have a self care day


the day before my birthday I’m thinking about a sip and paint


As yes subtwt arguments— truly the most idiotic thing to argue about since we’re all connected whether you like it or not


Your mouth is bigger than whatsoever you call that or is that even a "brain"?


I just wanna do different shit this summer


This tenant had absolutely nothin to do with us sealing up a window besides having to go thru the back of his unit but keep callin about it. It’s over shaddap mane


i am booked alll weekkkk wit appointments & work. blowin a bag, makin a bigger bag


Never judge someone you never know what that person is going thru ! Mind your business and chase the bag


My arm muscles are slowly coming back


This dude was saying covid some fake shit, now he’s positive and saying he feels like dying


logged onto my main for the first time in two weeks and the first thing i saw was the thing i left bc of


shall i rebrand my header for spooky season??


I’m so damn dumb I just found out that I was exporting everything out my camera wrong wtf


There goes my emotional stability


What if Biden actually works with the incoming GOP congress and actually does 10x better for USA in 23-24? It might actually be a close race against DeSantis


Same thing make u laugh make u cry


making my grandma watch hereditary with me


As VP Brandon blackmailed the Ukraine government to fire the guy prosecuting Hunter. Withholding billions unless he was fired. They got us back by taking billions + billions from your pockets and mine in retaliation, to pay for their war. On video laughing about his scheme.


Work phone off, Emails on automatic response = It’s time to go on vacation again


I’ll be there for ya , when you’ve had a long day


Never understand fans that storm the pitch simply for winning a Play-Off semi


Room is done! Moving in tomorrow


asfggs i just witnessed a rat get murdered


i Love my @ sm buh i wanf a jukyu @


Shit be all good til it’s not


Juneteenth day party! Y’all ready ?


posted my controller on the 21st and they still haven’t received it yet


No need to defend ourselves from harmless individuals


Just heard an Arsenal fan on the radio, "who wouldn't want to watch their team against all the top clubs every week?" Mate your NINTH!!! Your lucky if you even qualify this season! And teams like Leicester and West Hams achievements are what? Do one!


does anyone have snapchat i wanna do streaks with y'all


she 21 but think like she 16


I wanna win a pc give away so bad, I’ve entered so many but I doubt I’ll win, time to go to bed hoping I wake up to a win


I'm actually not okay enough to be in a relationship.


uhh went public again I’m scared but anyways how are we doing today


was hitting upper body today n i couldn’t help but notice how nice my legs were looking


good thing about being a girl is i’m not expected to help move furniture hehehe


Had a Real Zaragoza kit for my son sat in my Amazon basket for months, was gonna buy it for him just so when he’s older he’ll ask me, Dad why the fuck did I have a Real Zaragoza kit when i was younger? To which I would answer;


Waiting on the loads be like


nap then pool? don’t mind if I do


Kids are gone so I can enjoy some me time and be naked


time to go to walmart to buy a display case for stripped and bad girls vinyl


My little brother just asked me when ima have a baby


i look like a rat today tho fr this is gross


bought star wars socks, i was born for this by alice oseman, and a sweater today, i have a spending problem when it comes to sales


Everyone had a margarita yesterday except me


I have to pay for huawe music too


Should I update my header to someone or ke sa phapha?


update that no one cares about: i’m starting the toxic cycle again


Premium gas is $5.49. This car is killing my pockets


I’m just glad I’m not in my 20’s


Access to any vehicle in the big 3 with an A plan, what to get


yeah this isn't a safe space for louinellies or wtv you freaks call yourselves


They must be serving CBD all ova the jack...


y’all, am i funny ?


gotta pick just the right mood music to fill out these patient intake forms


ok but fr where did covid go?


Lilly update: sugar bandages and laser therapy to heal this wound. I’m so over this but I will do what it takes to heal my best pup. Thanks for everyone who’s checked in and prayed for her! She seems unbothered so I’m glad for that.


Really hurting today.. ugh my viejito


Log into work and nothing is working


Wait Microsoft bought Bethesda for 7 billion dollars? Bitch they’re free on Xbox game pass


Every time them Dey hate on you… You wey you Dey owe palmcredit money


my cinnabon is almost here.. i can’t waittt


Anthony yuh have to score dem thing


Good morning :D have a great day/night ahead everyone


Wake me up in the Fall


There are still 3 months left before 2021 ends... I hope EXO will wrap it up with Xiuolo and KJI2


i need this tax return to hit so i can spoil both my babies!!!!


Misbah’s Coaching Career - Whitewash against Sri Lanka B - Winless tour of Australia - Finishing last in PSL with Islamabad - Test defeats in Eng and NZ - T20 series defeat in NZ - ODI and T20 defeats against Zimbabwe - Losing T20 against SA B team - Whitewash against Eng B


COVID-19 is killing me,and i, i must confess i hate quarantine,quarantineeee!


I definitely enjoyed that ABCDE session today. Amazing team! Thank you @user @user


Def want that passive income this year


Okay lrt that's why when I'm asked to choose between idol seongwu or actor seongwu, I'd choose ong seongwu


$snss volume is crazy this morning


When a childhood “hero” of the musical variety asks for your help...I’m not above feeling chuff


deserve ko mag chill tonight for the whole tiring day


The sky is so nice


Btw. Found myself agreeing with notorious Brexiter MPs today.


I already put my phone away and wanted to sleep but then I realised that I haven't said goodnight yet so Goodnight I love you all


I just want my internet back maan. It’s been 3mos alrdy


so your boy aka me might be getting married soon


FERDI SHOULD HAVE STARTED, HE IS OUR BEST WINGER


God I’m gorgeous


That salt & pepper shrimp kinda changed my life


If you not gonna help me detox my hair then what we here for


I'm not sure who all needs to hear this, but if you are sending out pitch decks, e-blasts, writing articles, etc with TLAs and you don't define them


I’m so mad at myself for leaving that Philly steak meat out the other night lmao it’s all good tho cus i whipped up a new batch


the equator is so weird like who decided to chop the earth in half and give it according weather patterns ,, strange


nash equilibrium


Gara gara shopeefood


Whenever My dad drives and I’m in the car I fear for my life that man drives like he’s Ricky Bobby


Bleached my hair. Might keep it blonde for a lol while before doing the color I want. Something about a Black/Mixed woman with blonde hair


This exactly why you can’t trust black people now. Bitch was suppose to be my sister. I see why everybody always blasting her ass on Facebook


My feelings still dey swing like jangilova


I Can Feel That My First Kid Gonna Be A Boy. I Just Know It.