We've picked over a dozen zucchini already. Made fried zucchini twice, 3 loaves of zucchini cake, 1 dozen chocolate zucchini muffins, and 1 dozen banana bread (w/ zucchini) muffins. Oh, and given away 4 zucchini. Still 4 unused, and probably 2 or 3 to pick tomorrow morning.


My nigga Freddie Gibbs just popped up in power like


Stefania looks so good in that outfit tho


Ready for Thursday vibes


I've been so bloated for days. It'a stressing me out


Maguire releasing a passing video and then that display


What the fuck is sleep when you are up in 4 hours


Not only does my neighbours take the dog out for a walk when nobody is home, but they also make homemade millionaires shortbread. I lucked out on neighbours


Ginger women are like literally goddes of love n beauty but the male ginger specimen is like idk i had a childhood friend who is ginger he was cool asf we even chordam together


Grateful for the people around me that’s genuine


so pharrell was invoking eddie kendricks (of the temptations, one of my early idols) when he was making shake ya ass. interesting


babe where are you haha it’s been hours haha


These events had me thinking about some of things I’ve been told growing up: “You look prettier when you smile” “It’s discomforting being around you when you aren’t smiling” And my fave - “Just hold a smile all day! It’s easy & it’ll be more pleasant”


We say okay we done, then a week later he back begging


When I think about children, I think about daughters


Last day of exams and I'm finally free from stress.


I can’t make this shit up man, i swear


/ I know y’all are gonna ignore this but spare 5 followers?


I have a hard time accepting people being genuinely nice … cause uh uh what’s really good


Will the pm’s announcement tomorrow be his long awaited resignation, or more hocus pocus and a stream of denials?


Dear People: When you are in line at a #store & reach the #CashRegister either END your phone call or tell them to hold. The #cashier didn’t come up to you, YOU came up to them. Show some #respect


Century comes to me


35Day, gym at home


I appreciated an inadvertent joke on the @Intel @PGelsinger #IntelUnleashed Q&A: The Q&A moderator announces someone from "Rooters" which is really "Reuters." The person corrects her. It made me think of the English "routers" versus the British pronunciation of "rooters."


my mom get high so quick i wish i was her


Baby highchairs are what my nightmares are made of


I woke up thinking it was Wednesday only to go outside and see there are no trash cans out (because Wednesday is trash day). So i was like oh shit it's Thursday already? Only to come to school and realize it's actually TUESDAY


almost 11pm i must sleep cuz i have school tmrw BUT MY HOMEWORK STILL ARRGHHH and now I'm scrollin' my tl...


I said GN, yet here i am, still on twitter


I need someone to braid my baby’s hair before Saturday,


She got dat come back Her shit Repeat


I love getting random compliments on my car


Having toxic personality traits isn’t how you “keep a small circle” lol you don’t have a choice babes


My arms are so sore i can barley drive


Pax east bound! @user came in clutch


I had Wednesday-Friday off and my boss goes “take Tuesday too, it’s on me, go relax” lol so bitch I’m RELAXING


I ain’t gon front, them rolls from golden chick go brazy


One genre for the rest of your life, GO


#DearNothing being a substantial power of India’s GDP to literacy rate, south india stands at first. No one’s going to buy your mobile in south India. Shame on you


so the ticket sale for the new tour date is two months before the concert ......... if we european armys have to wait until the end of april to get any information on ticket sale I'm gonna lose it


I will always remember November 3rd, 2020 as Nav’s 31st birthday. Bless up GOAT


I have a little surprise for those unsubbed tomorrow


My biggest mistake in life was desiring to be someone I’m not. Wouldn’t dare do it again though


#ENGHUN it's like watching Norwich City


Happy world teacher's day working and non-working noble teachers out there!


Ihop & Dunkin milkshakes


I love getting reviews on our products


2 more days til i’m on the beach


Why do I do things for a laugh knowing full well I’ll regret it then stress about the regret I feel from actually doing it ???


They thought I was a senior student at my niece senior banquet.


Y’all I really though Awkwafina was the first MCU character to make reference to a vagina & then I remembered Loki called Balck Widow a “mewling quim” & that is an olde English reference to a vagina


HRC needs to be under the jail , like the wicked witch of the west


I did in fact fuck a lame, and I am still allergic, I just had epi-pens


been in NFTs for a few months now so I think now is when I’m supposed to start leverage trading all profits away


it makes me happy when my friends tell me they’re learning ASL


Bro she’s my girlfriend now


I didnt go to school today and they gave us our grades and im sitting here laughing at everyone sobbing in their ig stories knowing fully well im gonna do the same tomorrow


Catching up with my #basketballwives and im so happy Jackie and Malaysia made up!!


if u didn’t obsess over Pokémon or final fantasy you not the loml


anyway hmu with your motives of 30 before monday


no zhongli yet but it's fine


i posted a video of dave and stormzy at parklife on tiktok and it’s still getting likes to this day WHEN WILL IT END


Now Im just ready to pop out one last time this weekend


i’m a sinple girl i see zarc i


pls don’t feel bad for me .


haven’t been skating in a while, let’s see how this goes


Realizing that it’s 5pm and all I’ve had to eat today is fruity pebbles


My smoothie-making ability is top tier


If you really wanna do it you’ll make a way, If you don’t you’ll make an excuse.


I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.


The love bugs are enough for me to stay my ass in the house.


I was supposed to pop just 1 not 2


Reminder to every valorant,league player and avid Twitter users, they don’t want you now and they won’t want you later


Car is finally paid off . Don’t have to worry about anyone cheating on me . Life is great !


Who let me sign up for a mini semester?


If any of the boys tryna come over an take outdoor mirror pics hmuuuu


This line is taking forever


good morning, yuk kerja


Daily reminder guys. Do what makes you happy in this life cuz when its done its done.


stendy boring they look like siblings


When I first read “Beautiful world where are you” I thought Alice’s life was really sad and she was kind of messed up. But reading it again, I overlooked Eileen’s sad life or feelings because she had Simon. But she’s just as bad as Alice. Maybe even worse. Sigh


arms for your chair are chairs for your arms


How dare u degrade a cheesesteak by putting ketchup on it.


The new bronco looks like an fj cruiser and Jeep had an entanglement and I’m not here for it


Got some dudes out in Brooklyn who will off ya TOP


when will the pain on my mouth end its so annoying


Hande y Bige


Oh right, I guess I gotta put together my thread of old art pieces oop Disclaimer that while I don't trace I can't actually draw my own poses and whatnot so there are long lost references somewhere but I did still draw these myself Cue thread


The girls (my mom and sister) are fighting (about the vaccine)


#MOS what a nice move today. Should get updates soon on this that will prove the direction of where the MCAP is heading and demonstrate growth. Fingers crossed. Did say at .21


Niggas like 32 & average 33 sales


gentle reminder year 3000 is NOT a jonas brothers song


Tyler The Creator being the voice of Jesus is bomedy


We always win on a Tuesday. We always concede. #oafc to win and both teams to score is 6/1 on Betfair. Buying money.


My favorite pastime is tagging @wolfieraps in ANY AND ALL TikToks that involve mentioning the jelly belly pet rat gummy candy YouTube video I come across. Sorry Wolfie plz dont unfollow me


Been thinking about getting 17's short haircut for awhile (yes, a boys cut lol) I got it lol. Goodbye long hair. Imma post photos of it soon


WELCOME DESEMBER BIG WIN PLEASE


i feel so antsy and restless & idk why.


its really been a year since your city gave me asthma ep came out


so my baby has this thing where she wants to pull her hair when she gets mad , like girl chill


I need some spicy crawfish. I have yet to have a batch where I’m like damn this shit is spicy


Here we go. #DemiDWTD is about to premiere. Enjoy it guys.


Who wants a SOG lay


About to pick up and go back home ugh


Indeed stop telling me they looked at my Application tell they asses to HIRE ME


Fair play to Chelsea for beating Burnley


You can’t rush love


Mass Effect Andromeda stan account


Life is too short don’t waste it with the people who don’t deserve it


3 away from 300 followers


I was about to sign 12 uprising artistes from Ghana & give dem $75k each for a start but cos of wat Blacko did i stop


My hand was never out, i was always the one giving


Hey @SuzeOrmanShow Are you ok? Just saw the earthquake report around Florida and Caribbean. Sure hope you are ok.


I gotta taste for some lamb chops


Hi @Ashton5SOS i just wanted to say that I'm so freaking proud of you


500$ in one day


I like @user ! used it yest. for the 3rd time. had to get some things from A to B. when I got to the car, a worker was adding air to the tire with a portable compressor (like a cordless drill, but it had a pressure gauge). that was great! also nice people on the phone !


Mfs say “I GOT GAS MONEY” like you suppose to be excited. NOW all you need is a car.


I ain’t never had time for no arguments, big ass shotgun look like Lauri Markkanen!


trying to decide if i should order me some more yeezys or dunks


That lawd have mercy girl stay on my tik tok feed


Apparently farts can spread #Covid_19 now? Is that what I'm hearing?


its my stupid mistakes .. I deserve it all


why are we comparing dean to billy


Trying to stay afloat wat ever the cost...


My credit score jumped 101


Congratulations to the football players who have advanced further: Olivier Giroud Joshua Kimmich Scott McTominay Kai Havertz Congratulations


No me anda wsp


Shoutout to my boyfriend for asking me to try to explain to him a Taylor Swift post on Tumblr so he could understand why I found it so funny. He couldn’t. But he’s trying.


I could cum with one more big send


The one time we have Bluong drive for a road trip and he gets a ticket LOL


its really no more kobes by nike


DISCORD FIGHT NIGHTS BOMING SOON


Election purge, im ready


Now, I know just more long essays are upcoming from all these 'rational' big accs but they won't even utter their friend's name


Walking back to the car cause I forgot my mask starting to annoy me


Roxas ta, later? Anyone?


Omg this little boy almost smashed my finger in the door


I don’t like the new snap update


Why does the bottom of the pointy ice cream cones always break. They need to grow up fr.


There’s a surreptitious amount of Geordies here in Renfrew


I found out today that friends are like songs, they are temporary- we evolve from them to form another friendship. At a certain point of the relationship it just ends and it’s time to find someone new who understands the change we’re going through internally


Words can’t express how much I miss you


I had an absolutely wonderful time at #EAGlobal London this weekend and cannot recount how great it was to meet all the amazing people working on AI safety again and anew - incredibly motivating! A big thank you to @user and equally excited for #EAG San Francisco


Right now body dey move me. And na you be the reason, I cannot deny the feeling. >>>>>


I think I’ll sit here and drink this whole bottle of wine…bc why not?!!


Been tapping into my strengths lately… I suggested that we create a newsletter for A Queen’s Narrative and now, I’m leading that project! So happy for our first November post!


Kids really be wanting the dumbest toys, a store full of mini brands ok


I’m @user ‘s 1st follower.


4:00 PM EST - I went sicko mode grinding in Bravely Default so we're *most definitely* going to free the last crystal and beat the game today. Yup, totally gonna happen.


It really be the littlest shit that makes me so mad man


hoy first day to work onsite


I decide to choose myself


It’s 90 out but my fall knits just came in


Q Whey ruim


Sams, David, Sky, Tilak, Archer Next Season


$NFLX Their games aren't good enough.


“ she ride that dick full speed boy i’m talking no brakes “


“I do wish to pay respect to women throughout history who became experts at survival, and to the unfortunate consequences of hurt.” -Gaga for British Vogue


My financial advisor told me I have too much bitcoin and not enough x, y, z so I fired him


finally going to the gym today, decide my fate because I’m too excited to pick


Why my balls sticky ?


I have been using Italian dressing for salads for years. I stepped in to the realm of a thousand island dressing over the weekend and it feels like a new start


I noticed I have a lot of lgbt male and female fans. I thought that was interesting given the hypno community largely appeals to hetero guys


after seeing isi dawndancer it made me want to make a cooler native doll-- only the doll would be ojibwe not 5 different nations


Worthless trash bag “master” alert!


Had a big breakfast before going to fulfill my civic duty and #vote. I also left a civic dooty in the booth if you know what I mean


making baked ziti for dinner tonight


good morning. how y’all survived the last ep last night?


“out of sight out of mind”


Yeah I don’t think it’s a good time for me to be on here rn... please take care of yourselves everyone


is hayden christensen still single??? cause i am very available


I really wanted to catch up with the smutty challege & was writing today's drabble but life literally decided to be a major asshole and my kitten passed away in the most brutal way. I am sorry but idk when exactly I will be continuing with the challege


this ref in this NZ Vs Costa Rica game


Is your middle creamy


Discord acc disabled


My fiancé make me feel so damn good . On a whole other level


If I Had To Date A Girl.. She Gotta Be Fine


Everyone’s straight up chillin in their quarantines outfits, I love it


Ari bday less than a month away I can’t wait to get pretty


Idk if I tweeted this but Clemson covering against Georgia is like super easy money. Like holy shit easy. Georgia lost a ton from last year and Clemson is probably better.


- i was gonna nap . instead , imma go walking . then by time i get back and shower , it’ll be bed time


Swear I should be a party planner. I love planning parties


Wow I’m really seeing Kendrick Lamar in a week


I really don't care who is in the Hall of Fame and who isn't in the Hall of Fame, but watching Barry Bonds is undoubtedly the most incredible thing I've ever seen in baseball in my lifetime. It's not like a plaque in a room in Upstate New York changes my memory of it.


“It just so happens that I don’t like you” Leanne dkm


Holy crap. @user they actually turned on the left turn light at Highland and 3rd street today. Next is LA Brea and Venice?


FINALLY getting my prescription that should have been filled over a week ago, and set an appointment to find a new psychiatrist in the next couple weeks So glad this day can FINALLY get to some normalcy


I’ve always worn my uggs without socks . Sometimes I do now . My feet doesn’t sweat or I don’t have stank feet issues . Idk what’s wrong with everyone


I always thought I was too blind to hold pixels but after I got my 144hz it’s god tier.


I’m literally wearing a hair tie and a yard dress with not 1, but both parents with me and you STILL persistent on talking to me and giving me your number….what happened to the days when niggas used to leave you alone when you with ya parents!!??


Whew. I get paid Friday and don’t have to pay student loans this month


Looks like this little weirdo might have a job interview soon


This is clearly my year for travel and life


the audacity of tolerating your friends


i should get my toes the same color as my nails but naah ima just go with white


two AMAZING victories today: 1. @user passed a bill to end qualified immunity!! 2. the school renaming committee at @user recommended new names for my former middle and high school (that were named after confederate soldiers) baby steps, but what a great start


Sex education movie


lol what a day man. Lemme bill it


Everyone’s asking what I’m going to do, if im going to be grinding for another team. The answer is No, I’m just gonna be gaming with the homies & see what happens


Ok, I’m ready for a new nigga


Fun fact: my very first fifth freedom flight was at 21 years old. EK SYD-AKL.


@ my josh moots, i have a wattpad ff of him of y’all wanna read it


he be wanting to argue I just know it


Public announcement: please no more social impact coffee companies. Let's get more creative


//I'm going back to my game so replies will either be later on, or in the morning


The Moons, they're full of Madness! Thank you folks for joining me tonight. @user thank you for gifting 2 subs to @user and @user Thank you @user and @user for the raids (as well as the other mini not sure what was happening other raids!)


In between never letting a dude pay for my lashes cause I’m independent & letting a dude pay for my lashes cause I wanna be a spoiled


It’s eye-ran if we say it’s eye-ran.


2 more months and I’m 20 omggggggg


carpool karaoke ft bts comming through


can't say no to historical drama


I’m overdue for a hair, nail, and eyebrow appointment


okay wait me with circle glasses


are you tryna get put on w me for the moment cs you bored , or are trying to settle down ?


New album coming in the @jonasbrothers future


Niggas think the scam cause they ordered some food


thank you for logging into karaokeOS. .:: new update available ::. songs included: (_) souljaboytellem - kiss me thru the phone (ft. sammie) (_) kendrick lamar - we cry together (ft. taylour paige)


me looking at my iPad waiting for it to unlock like it has Face ID:


Some idiot came up and smacked my ass at the gym! I almost broke his fingers


You are what the French call Blaireau


Of all the uniforms I ordered all I can wear is my polos


I hope all the 420 Doge pump guys got a lot to smoke today


I want to be sick! Shame on you Peacock!


woke up early just to finish my assignments due today


i cant take care of nobody that ain’t taking care of me nooo sirrr!. get somebody else to do it!


I was today years old when I found out that Rom com means romantic comedy


Nothing like buying the official Ugg cleaning kit and having it ruin them


Recale


In 2023, no more Grindr, no more hook ups. Just a year of self-love and travel.


SELENA & JAMES ARE NEIGHBORS


hey @PlayVALORANT what do i gotta do to get a riot fist pump gun buddy


Tried to lure Stormveil's black Knight into jumping off a cliff to an untimely death and ultimately ended up perishing myself. So very Elden Ring.


Man Apple Music just made me start all the way over all my fucking music


I love seeing women brag about themselves because baby we really GODDESSES


One of those programmers "tears of joy" moments! Plugged in the GUI code to allow virtual CPU to step through a Fetch-Execute cycle. Put data into memory address. Put a LDA instruction at the PC memory address. Hit the 'STEP' button - Accumulator and PC updates correctly!


the amount of times i've watched ttt is concerning but guess what? i'm going to watch it again


I have 10 more movies until I hit 1,000 on letterboxd


Neil McCann and Shelley Kerr, I could listen to them talk football all day long. Superb punditry on @RangersTV just turn the crowd up during the game lads cmon


trap bad bunny been coming back recently


I literally didn’t have a name for her for two weeks after she was born


Havertz off, Neuhaus on surely?


idgaf what yall say but if family put u down like shit, fuck them. who cares if its your mum, dad, brother, sister, aunt etc. they aint shit. just do ur own thing, u dont need them mfs


goomah said my ego too big


Being back in Northridge is making me sad and nostalgic


If you do 99 good e go remain 1. Moral of the story; STAY WICKED


Pakistani’s who hate on our own people for approval from other ethnicities are bottom tier


I will never give a fuck what anyone has to say tbh


hindi natulog for stranger things ang ferson..ferson is me


Don’t do shit you wouldn’t want happen to you simple


Poetic Justice. Free my soul.


It has been a hectic week, but I plan on creating a lot of new content next week


please make sure to vote today!!! any cincy friends i'm happy to send a list of preferred candidates


LMAO 3 run homer for Soto before the Mets even record an out


To my favorite person, please take care of yourself, i love you in every universe


The Good Doctor T4 completada


Paid a plumber $103 to tell me something i already knew


Living an hour and a half away from your best friend is so sad


Just killed 6 street tacos


PLEASE as an army i must say this fucking fandom gives me fucking brain damage goddamn. y’all always wanna play the fucking victim card, or say “we live in ur minds rent free” WHEN Y’ALL ACTUALLY DID SMTH WRONG. ur not always the fucking victim


"But just because museums and galleries are physically inaccessible, that doesn’t mean we can’t think about art, engage with it and learn from it." Read the art review on @user short film, NO GO BACKS by @user (@ColsUnderground).


Trae gonna drop 50 tonight!


Witcher, pizza, and drinks. Good bday


Can’t believe I just died 2 off my first nuke on bo3 gonna go cry


Make Drake take the vaccine and i’ll think ab it


After 3 months I hugged a person other than my partner today - all glory to the bubble


Listen, January has been a wonderful month for me


Watched Hangover 1 & 2 Lifes good Good night/morning


so it’s illegal now ? oh okay


Some people man


Stop overthinking, you're only creating problems that are not there


Fackin hellll so many people r gunna be looking for new jobs once this all blows over. Some companies have served an absolute shocker.


I was pregnant this time last year and I had no idea


Millwall were woeful on the night and they still managed to draw with us. Our pathetic time wasting isn’t even good game management as it is so obvious the ref gets annoyed and adds even more injury time. We haven’t won 1-0 at home in the league, so we invite pressure!?!


December 1st and I’ve already finished all of my Christmas shopping


RAINBERRY by ZAYN


I do all types of nasty shit to get my gf going then leave for work


Bruh my dog just cost me 3500. CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED


Berguna jugak Xiaomi purifierku. Proof that my dad is not affected


Emhurst isn’t gonna have power until Saturday. So blew


I sometimes feel that printing papers in color is a luxury.


Earphones are not enough I just needed to be in the Studio w A-Reece & Marcus Harvey when they were recording Intentions.


achieved bai, way tuloga


i actually miss going to twenty one pilot concerts


In a kennel of chihuahuas be the pitbull


Aristocrat chicken.


I’m enjoying this formation tho. So much more energy in the team


I’m not sitting around no bitches that don’t want no money


My Customers Been Tipping Lovely


Real nigga, i handle my shit in private


all a gangsta do is stay fresh


Great performance from Kelleher


Are you eating at Whataburger? Bc you’re a Whatacatch


Today's BTS Run episode was fun.


I wish I didn’t have a stutter talking to someone when I’m nervous.


God is not watching you from above! YOU are watching you from above. it's a game, God has nothing to do with it! He just wrote all the possibilities and you're choosing from them as you play. None of this is real. u are me &I, am u. and none of us is anything! Anyway, Goodnight


Dear #WWEGames Community when you're in the ring Please Please Please #ProtectThemMcNuggets When You're in the ring with me Thank You


#PrayForFlorentPagny J'en fait trop ou pas ?


bitches suck someone’s dick and already think they have some authority


This - Shoplifters: at war with the law is nail biting stuff


Well… BR keeps showing me I can’t get any interesting smoking & fuck buddies.


I kinda liked Harry’s mustache


I can go polo down from my socks to my boxers, or go pretty boy head to toe with my Lacoste, Or come down coogi hat and shoes, adidas crazy gold chain 90s baby, or I can go Rock Rival crazy


I just wanna say I was in Cairo the same time as Amina and Imaan and I have major regrets choosing not to go to the same restaurant they were at one night


Abo Leo destroying all the hope pf money


I need to go to the GP to talk about having an assessment for adhd and im extremely anxious cause doctors have gaslighted me about my mental health my whole life, and I can already see I’m going to have to fight for my life just to be heard again and it’s exhausting


Lost my first two games of Overwatch 2, and got spawn camped the entire second game without getting on the point once. Same shit, different day


i've shed more tears than i care to admit over the scholastic book fair...and the book orders...i just wanted books so badly


Overwhelmingly thankful for this life I enjoy & continue to create for myself


When in Reidsville: - eat Pete’s for lunch/dinner - eat PG’s for breakfast - eat Monterrey . - enjoy a slushee from “Huff’s” - eat doughnuts from Donut House - spend time writing at Sip House Coffee - attend at least one Zumba class - walk around downtown You’re welcome


wishing that internet connection in our place is not slow anymore huhu during daytime and nighttime


joe biden is swag


You supposed to look out for yo brothers you don’t get no cool points


First day back at swimming lessons, it’s sticky hot in here, all parents in masks, not me... now 3 have taken theirs off


Marcus said I’m always playing broke


Nowww why would I support somebody who don’t like me ? Tell me why


This new style of being in the house all day and not bathing till night


honestly school ain’t even that bad but what is bad are the ppl there


Hey There, You Look so good today~ This week is going to be the best~ Have a wonderful week.


Unpacking into my new creator space and I have three irons and two steamers.. no excuses not to press my seams and dewrinkle my shit


It's normal to be fucking somebody else's partner


just had to get a drink with my work colleagues and i was the only girl


ARMY how are we feeling


Stop trying to Calm the Storm Calm Yourself The Storm will pass.


Me: I’m gonna draw a thing every day in October ! It’s the 6th and I still haven’t drawn anything.


HUGE THANKS to all the winning bidders (@Gwenda, @user @user @user on my #Creators4Comics art auction! We raised $335 for @user


Attention all active CPS proposal teams: There is 2 days left in the current Application Period - please don't forget to submit your Progress Reports! Active Projects: 16 Submitted Progress Reports: 5 (11 needed) Please don't make me chase you down last-minute every cycle


Oh so if it comes out every Wednesday 11pm ur time that means it comes out 10am Wednesday my time


Value City Furniture is going to get my foot up it’s non existent ass


Every now and again, I remember how much good (and ratchet) music has come out of Florida. It’s top tier!


Consider Over the last 365 days Inflation OVER 5% Savings Products ROI under 5% Avg Stock market ROI under 15% Avg Top 100 #Crypto ROI -49% Name #izeXchange Price $16.99 1Y ROI 83.05% Well Played, holding $TKX you out performed


No money no fame nah no vanity, haffi protect meeee


Temperatures are dropping tomorrow. God truly listens to my prayers


Die hard on itv3935828


Damn Nelly 47???


Ain’t no double backs tho lol I tried to holla, you told me you was good… be great love


That voice message shit is the devil


All I pray for this month is to finish the semester strong


i’d combust if dream dropped an eye reveal OR EVEN HIS EYEBROW like please dream when face revealing do it in little parts because i can barely even handle that i don’t want to pass out


I’m super grateful to be able to workout in my house and not have to worry about catching the Rona at a public gym. It’s the little tings in life. This is all thanks to my husband for always fulfilling my needs & wants! I love you sooooo much babe! #hesgettongluckytonight


i’ve literally been high every single day what the fuck


I wish I had a bones or skull brush for Zenon’s tuxedo. But adding flowers and spades went well too


One of the cutest things (IMO) is when I play a song in the car and Doug (my step dad) says he hasn’t heard it yet but tries to sing along with me THEN later that night I can hear him in the living room playing it on his phone so he can add it to his playlist


Today is a day for Zaxby's


you’d swear i was married the way i be curving niggas


Just looking for something to watch and discover Marcella is back


Dames mid range game


i’m pretty sure my mom doesn’t even notice that i have ed habits


You don’t have at least one friend who stay in either ATL or Houston and you’re BLACK!?! You’re lame


Im ready be on my dating shit now


Paid shoot this weekend


my mama b yelling at me to get my kids like I ever will


I'm so happy that shang-chi is doing good. well deserved


Might order a pizza to celebrate when this guy actually leaves. Tueh


Ph ink worldwide


i honestly can not WAIT to see what kind of attitude my niece gets with two feisty aries as parents lmao


10 days since i ordered the gnf pride hoodie. please arrive


I like my job and all But i cant enter new life events without devoting all my time and effort to them Sometimes i forget to draw and talk to friends and do schoolwork


My parents want me to make a dance tik tok with them....knowing damn well I have no rhythm. They wanna embarrass me


It’s Infra$tructure week! How to increase your chances of winning in midterms & beyond: Directly inject $1.whatever TRILLION into the economy. Inflation? Pssh. Jerome’s a smart guy. Besides, Janet’s just a speed dial away if he’s stumped & needs a phone a friend lifeline.


CBJ vs TBL going for beer league minutes


Richard today told me “I’m happy for you” WITH THIS FACE


Halfcrazy x Musiq


Im sooo excited


hype pinned yuu. i beg u


I need myself a fat wood after this


When you hoped 2022 would be nicer to you


Should I still buy the detox


Shit gone turn out deadly


Fuck the bullshit bro burn Minneapolis down


get my tattoo fix finally


Gotta stay busy to keep from thinking bout Shit I can’t change


Only Choco would pair a DBS with an AWM


anti Misha Collins, not because he's a bad person but because he likes dark chocolate


I would be a house husband


Went to go use the ONE gender neutral bathroom in my entire building and someone had pissed all over the seat and floor


Wax or sugaring is so much better than using a razor or nair and shit like that. Just make sure you’re exfoliating! Thank me later ladies.


Beeen at the beachh alllllll day! Sorry For not being active!!! Beach was MUCH needed


Did a quick demo of my feature so far to my tech lead & got a lot of positive feedback. Also got unblocked on something that’s been confusing me for hourssss. Every time I reach out for help/feedback I end up so glad I did!


y’all hoes be spending 6k on a new butt and it still stank


I then took some losses ina trap i swear I’m still paying for it


00 00 skz happiness


I had too much fun with prime day i am literally ridiculous and need therapy for my money spending habits


I got my own mini goals I’m trying to accomplish before August & stuff just keeps getting in my wayyyyyyy


I envy slim girls


I saw a guy on a bike earlier, and his saddle was way too high. I didn't say anything to him, because he can have his saddle at any height he likes. It was waaaaay too high through


“So what? We sharing that side project with everyone?” Should we not? They are kind of moving in that direction. “We did talk about concealing this remember? Think about this. Maybe run it by you know who.” LMFAO I’ll tweet this so the monster knows he is being mentioned.


Dva will be a single ship


3 candidates ... somehow I have a hunch who will have the most votes among them...


history farts… then reshits itself


I have hot pockets at work for emergencies only and I know for a FACT someone took my hot pocket and replaced it with another one cause I DO NOT EAT SAUSAGE HOT POCKETS


la profe puso el documental de Zac Efron, i love it here


I’m so glad i live far


Ay ome


If you fw a nigga learn yo place and STAY IN IT


I will be baking a cake tonight if anyone wants to help eat it


MY EYES BEEN TWITCHIN FOR 6 MONTHS !!


Ah srsly. I sck at coming up w/ concepts for designs


Lol, is it fun to block people who comment on thirst trap photos?


They only hate when your popping. You can never hurt the real.


Tysm! @user for keeping up with your end of the deal totally recommend trading with her! Tysm!


I want a bitch that want me not need me


Pornhub cares more about you and the planet than your government and big corporations.


Just completed the draft of my first #YoungCarers presentation for educators. Amazed that I get to spend my day at this intersection of health promotion, education, care and storytelling


a delivery slip came into the mail yesterday for me and i wonder that could be. not my anime hot fireman movie or anything


I might be overreacting but Bukayo Saka might end up as one of the greats


i wanna nap so bad but i have to be up at 7am so it'll be a terrible idea


Not me listening to the entire Doom Eternal soundtrack right before work... I'm going in with so much rage


I really can’t put into words how much I want a goat


Ndo tunatoka ushagoo nakwambia its been the best Christmas ever


21 Savage looks cute with his new teeth


Troll Fact of the Day: "September" by Earth, Wind & Fire was actually recorded by Daft Punk and Pharrell Williams under alias.


Jwu, hungry.


i reallyyy don’t wanna go to work tmrw


So, Arsenal fans, are you for or against the European Super League? Seems like the club are still in favour of it!


I want to go to Disney I wanna camping I just want some peace in my life tbch


I was supposed to clean my room but then I laid down and I’ve been here since


This girl like come in my room and leave light on like sheen meet me in darkness


My stomach has been hurting all day thanks anxiety


It’s such a turn on getting money randomly sent to me


Omg so I've Made some #Fresh vids from short spoilers I asked someone for and well WTFFFFF I'm so ready to see this movie in full


The craving for a freshly made giant Chelsea bun with a decent layer of spread butter and a nice cup of tea at the wrong time


Forcing myself to stay indoors is hindering my creativity


I’m gaining weight like a mf


Feel like I’m bacc in 2020


all imma say is my nail tech is MOST DEFINITELY better than yours


sorta miss fleets


Waxes hurt like a bitch , but at least it will look pretty when I throw it back


W*ezer looks like they be wheezing now. We old fam.


anyone have an active yeolpumta group I could join? I just downloaded it and I’m super excited to start studying for the semester


It’s not like Gronk was going to play for the Patriots again, especially not without Brady. Look on the bright side, the Pats kinda traded a 7th for a 4th


To purchase #roundtrip or two single #oneways?


Proper chuffed today an SHO we previously worked with directly referred into our unit and we collaborated for her patient #chuffed #howitshouldbedone @user @user @user


Now I feel glorious, glorious


I love Sukuna so much I just started to cry


This crusty white dude I work with really made a comment about me eating my dinner


On my third last tray of Invisalign


Hope the British media have come out of Frank Lampard and Marcelo Bielsa's ass in time tonight to painfully write about another Manchester United win


Do niggas always ask where y’all from or is it just me


read a book where two lonely women connected over both not having an emergency contact and it genuinely made me cry bc i also do not have an emergency contact lmao


best decision i’ve made this week is following @user on twitter


I totally support #SayNoToCovidDegree I mean, I'd rather give exams and prolly get a life threatening disease just so I can talk down on my future kids and talk back to all elders who keep saying "Mere zamane mai." If I die in the process. Lol. Idk fun maybe


::sends nude:: him: oh… that’s cunt


Crl de check-in


Niggas wanna live for day…if you stay down you can live for a week straight


To any OF subs that follow me on Twitter. My PPV content is slowly but surely making its way out today. I’m sure the storm is what was causing the unusual loading lag on my photos/videos. I’ll be back on once everything sends out


Where is skincare Twitter when you need them


$ARTL I hate you but I am holding for gold.


Seru juga, series The Twilight Zone


My Lezhin calendar just got here!!


i wasn't sure about the face but now that i'm seeing this sculpt up close it'll be peerrrrffect for what i have planned


I know one day I’ll make a good therapist


Liberals have gotten a little touchy on FB of late


ill be wrong to open my mouth but ima shut up


Dianne has scattered the house


Gonna do my first free reading tomorrow. Excited


Omg.. I haven’t been on Twitter in a minute


THIS AINT A SHOW ROLL THIS A BLOW ROLL


I wish that man the best


how is that considered academic easing when u dont even move deadlines


Doing geochemistry exam in 45 minutes... wish me luck


I don’t even want this degree anymore


I just came back here and I can already see that karma is literally EXO & EXO-L. damn.


hal & Jessica's friendship is so sweet


I kinda wanna get myself an Apple Watch


My nephew can hit geeshhhh I taught him that


Outback Steakhouse


I’m stuck at school for 3 hours I even studied for my test


I usually buy secondhand/thrifted but I really want a Kate Spade tote bag. Thinking about treating myself to it as my graduation gift even though I graduated in 2020 lol


Debating if i should cancel my trip to Atlanta all together. I doubt things will be okay by late June.


did he actually soundcheck esny


Imagine you block me and me no notice


Them TOXIC females be like "ENJOY YO DAY" after they done ruined it


The prettiest saying that influence every Afghan individual(Allah,Homeland,Duty) God protect our terretorial integrity guarder


I don't understand where this exhaustion is coming from


Want some fruit infused Water


oop super bowl lunch next friday at work


Super grateful for my @user friends. Last day of the November #GratitudeChallenge- It was so good to see and hear from great Ag Educators from the west tonight! I hope you have a great @user National Convention and I’m counting down the days till the IN PERSON Region 1!


That tweet by that page got folks woke


white hoodie with a ponytail


invite me to ur next dance party i’m gonna be hitting the folks the whole time


2022 na next month


Women that can read your mood and know when you’re not in the mood for long gist


Omg today is also WanD


people really be asking me do i gotta cigarette... bitch do it look like i carry a pack of cigarettes w me????


I always go through a phase this time of year that makes me think “it’d be lovely to have a partner” but then I remember I’m no longer being cheated on, lied to, controlled or manipulated and it’s much less stressful


Buy two puppies name them 'one' and 'two', lose 'one' you still have two


just had a 17 y/o kid at work tell me climate change doesn't matter because he'll be gone by the time we kill the planet, then tell me the only thing keeping me from my goals is my lack of effort


It’s something about Sauce Walka “Oowee” … I love that shit


My pc restarted with and the webcam came on


Pidgeot is mean


I get real happy when my fiancé comes home from work early


Looking like Christmas outside


I’m into deep words, a mellow soul, a good heart.


Bamsi is so cute


I’m training people again this week.


Fun fact, Mac Miller died on my birthday


i have no one to send cute valentines things to and I’m


i just made a scheduled tweet for the end of the month so lets see how that will go!!


That @user with @robdyrdek was one of the best yet. His data driven approach to happiness and growth is epic. Completely changed my perspective on him and loved his transparency. Solid questions @theSamParr + @user excited for the follow up


I’m all ready for the day I’m seeing my dad today


1 exam down and 3 to go


Everytime I 1st meet someone new, I have my mic off and just see how they act, idk how they are at all as it’s my 1st meeting them and I’m a shy fucking person sooo yea


Simply lemonade and Patron


Now I know why I watch Netflix and not normal tv at the moment, the amount of covid 19 docs on tv is making me worried not like we’re over this pandemic just yet


Actually excited to go back to work next week


Wait a minute...did IGOR CREATE MORGANA?!?! HMMMMMM thats my theory so far, I think ill find out in a bit


The Av man, what a wheel


Got back to working on the short story after being sick last week. 4,500 words and I need to edit it a couple times this week before it's ready for human eyes.


what will happen if you finish eating and lay down immediately?


Live in 30 to shiny hunt the rest of the Scarlet paradox mons!! Maybe I’ll be in face on Thursday


If you won't join us to #TalkAboutSix edey your there. Let's keep the fire burning still, presec


feet look pretty af


I think I’m going to try my hand at #PitMad this time! Time to start drafting some Twitter pitches


i need lino selca fr


Glad they expect me to keep running 12+ miles a week with snacks for meals


Anyone I know geek out over typescript based monorepos, react, and design systems?


Hesgoal just stopped. Any streams for second half reds?


Acho q vou miar halloarq


I wish a girl like her falls on my D too


matchin huey brand


Omarion’s brother is a lul pretty for me but damn he looks good


why does my work fit tiktok have a share on it


Brownie brittle is the way to my heart


I WANT TO BUY NEW PLUSHIES


Hear me out twitter @giveon and @iamluckydaye onna song together


If I had a work studio at home I would definitely work


Work slow but I’m making paper


I see lota of pregnancy after this


They still kill animals though because they eat them but not dogs


Mortor in back with the trunk in front


This constant headache I’ve been having is not it


Me and laughing at my pathetic attempt at dancing


Be like me and get the new iPhone every year


Like for a tbh/rate Freaky edition


goodnight besties xx


Grace and courage have triumphed. The jury find Mr Chauvin found guilty on all three counts: murder / manslaughter. At last, Accountability, for those who see racism as an opportunity to breach fundamental human rights and exert unwarranted violence.


Hungry again. Ei.


why do some pfps look so much better when someone else has them


Some ppl should really just sit shit out & scroll the TL


NOTE TO SELF: Never move on your birthday month.


And it ain’t cheating if I wanna get some head.


way more to life than just the hood, im tryna reach goals


I think seeing @TimJDillon in April is the move


Not a single person to talk with, but still, I will not sleep before 4:00 AM


my old ass co worker be telling me these fake ass stories she heard on the news girl that ain’t neva happened


Man my car is so fucking fun I would get physically castrated to be able to just skip to having a lisence now. I had to turn 17 during covid and now I prolly won't be able to get a test till next year


i haven’t written code in 3 years let’s see how this goes


No amount of sleep can fix this type of tired, but anything for the bread


I gotta double bed ones to sleep on the other ones to get my freak on


although today i still have to do hw but run on, true beauty and KUN RELAY CAM are waiting for me


Wolfie's Dynaghost is entered on synth


don't forget to eat your dinner moots


I’m having a niki and sunoo breakdown


Ched Have Me Dying


When someone replaces the toilet paper in your guest bathroom and puts it the wrong way. Can we even be friends anymore ?


Traveling in the military has just showed me where not to settle down at


hate that I finished insecure so fast again


Love a good brand new perfume


Shittttt is getting real on NCIS because i didn’t expect it to get like thissss


Just went to an art museums it wasn’t very short king friendly i had to stand on my tippy toes for a lot of paintings


Mustard, olive oil, butter, bog rolls, mayo…etc etc putain these shortages/price rises are never going to end. Top tip - if you can afford to buy it this week do, because it will have gone up by next week! It’s absolutely terrifying the way things are going.


If my sisters don't tell me what they want for Christmas soon they're straight up just getting Changer albums


So glad my bday the first day of the yr so I can see everybody energy first!!!


Imagine having a Twitter account who's last 100 tweets are just replying " Ratio " trying to get likes


if bts ever decide to use this reply feature it’s over me


I’d like to be with someone who gets excited abt the small things in life and are intrigued by deep conversations. But all I get is a “wyd?”


Guys, do you really want to start war with the superhero-movie fans? I propose we capitalize on them actually. Make them watch the show, gaslight them into believing that it's part of the M*rvel Cinematic Universe. #WarriorNun #CaptainAmerica


Fusilaoooo


Trap back jumping I don’t wanna hear nothing


Never will i let a n*gga lick all in my ear


All of a sudden my fingee looks like a fingee again. Still swollen and with a lil knot, but it doesn’t look freakish anymore


Nobody can bother you,just keep your eyes on your goals


I swear it was either preworkout or no work out and i need my gainz


Definitely wanna BBQ Saturday! It’s supposed to be 73


I have a cousin who used to drink everyday of his life , he would fight with the whole family, swear everyone , smoke and all this crazy things .Guy finally decided to stop and change his ways .Today he is almost 2 months sober from his bad tendecies and A church gower.


Anybody wanna help me grow this FLAT ass


My February fic rec list is out of control. I like too many things.


I’m gonna start posting on here my work fits so my besties can hype me up like we’re in the office together


Bisi I love you very much but please stop being so stunning.


Whats meant for me will be for me, its never pressure


Stop what you’re doing and go on Netflix right now. Watch ‘my secret terrius’ season 1 episode 10 and skip to 53 minutes. This series came out 2 years ago.


I haven’t seen my bf in a week


Sleepy asf but fuck it


That goal is the best team goal I’ve seen Liverpool score wow


Just got 3 stars on the new island, now the fun begins!!!


Everybody was looking forward to us yesterday meanwhile I was at work


Working out in Pines just to see @user


Hey @user today is a friend's birthday and it will mean a lot to him if you could revert the kolin changes from last patch and also remove luke from the game. Thank you!


I boutta travel the world I had to put myself in this position to get some


Brazilian lemonade hit different.


Nothing says Christmas like back-to-back episodes of dr pimple popper


Get Southgate gone sorry but embarrassing


Fish & grits tonight


So #ParamountPlus is here. Soon there will be nothing locked into Foxtel but their shitty 'news'


I don't remember when is my last time fall asleep infront of the laptop due to doing assignments


The weather decides to ruin my plan


Don’t it feel good when i touch on it!


just finished 5 journals and a project


Aye @Xfinity @comcast yall wanna gimme a beta code


God I miss cuddles


Today's a special day for me and that's why I wanna tell u that u re loved and I'm so proud of u bc u re strong. I probably wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my ex bestie who stopped me just like this time last year to do it. So I belive in u, just take it one step at a time :)


Alicia is dropping a single and I get Aaliyah with lossless in a few days.


This pandemic has brought many tears, pain and heartache. But its also brought love and respect amongst people. Its brought people together. I have met some amazing people on here who share my pain over prisons, people torn apart by government failing polices.


I’m finna be up all night I hope y’all ready for me


WAR IS OOOOVER


Mobile


Happy #NationalComplimentDay! Reply to this tweet and we’ll give you a compliment


How a stranger can open up your mind is literally mind blowing.


Avant did what he needed to do on don’t take your love away


Bitches don’t like you or fuck with you and still be following all your social media. These bitches are weird


Don’t ever think u too playa to da point u end up playing yo self


aaaa I dont know how to speak english and the translator translates wrong


Feelings come naturally you don't need to heat things up


If I press checkout one more time I’m gonna need someone to take my cards from me


I'm still so tired.. just want to lay in my bed all day but reality won't wait


Twitter is so fucking toxic bro lol I know it’s just everyone’s opinions on shit but DAMN y’all opinions are fucking garbage. Get me the fuck outta here.


Viktor touched Yuri, but my heart started pounding


Wow such a painful realization


Safe drive home @user


It’s hard liking sexy guys and cute girls. And liking cute guys and sexy girls. Why can’t my brain be a normal brain.


Past couple of weeks I've been using the term "JQ" for "Joseph Quinn" but now lately I've seen a lot more people use JQ, Did I start this?


3.5 to get my lungs right


#tommyshelby is insane fuck sake nigga will die for fucking cancer


Can’t keep letting my guard down it’s all the way up now


I might have to go check out Black Widow this weekend


Talk yo sh*t man! Whatever you’re good at kill that ish! But can you be be killer and humble at the same time ?


Drinking while watching the game


Aahh no no no not that girl again


MY FRIEND FINALLY RETURNED MY NANA MANGA AFTER LIKE A MONTH THANK GOD IM SO GLAD SHE DIDNT RIP IT OR BEND ANOTHER PAGE


if we cant force donald trump out of office this election it'll definitely happen next election. the arc of the moral universe bends towards justice


Im adding more stuff to my wishlist. Buy it so I can use it post content for you to jerk to. Make my pussy wet by spoiling me


Watching a guy on television showing images from the James Webb Telescope and talking about the Big Bang. Seriously, dude, how much blind faith do you have to possess to believe this beauty and order happened by random chance?


I’m having to navigate our byzantine healthcare system to get a new scrip of tretinoin while I’m going thru the middle of a breakout… pls pray for my face


i love the colour combination of my braids so much. Can’t wait to try the next colour combination


i will always love how #lucemond truthers are all collectively agreeing that they have 20 kids


If you’re my friend, be my friend If you’re my enemy be my enemy Stay one place and stop confusing the thunder


I need to set up my guns in warzone


I’m off my 2nd job this weekend


So @user y’all want some Splitgate players I heard?


Life gets so much better when you love your job!


or should I say orca killer


#IStandWithFawadChaudhary he is gem


Acrimony.....well yea I'm watching for the umpteenth time


I just love women with big chest


I hate that my co workers can just call me and the phone don’t ring.


My cam room got a deep clean I’ll be online in a few hours! I can’t describe how much I miss you all


Bitcoin is fueling up for take off


Good morniiiingggg


now i’ve gotta wait 14 months to see mcr


Awww Yea!!


Everyday we face the same truth.. that our time here is fleeting, that our life is short


I activated my new phone just to put it up and keep using my XS max


bout to go crazy & bring out any type of shoes for the next couple games


Yeah I rap, yeah I make beats, yeah I engineer my own music. Yeah I'm terrible at all 3


I am a mucus monster


Damn there was some baddies at Safeway today


Idk why tf I did this stupid ass shit


I am loving Digna’s lash room so far, looking so buteeee


Nothing goes right for me ..


Stuart Dallas. Class act


Regreso wp


In need of a heavy makeout sesh


Just found out there's a live action version of parasyte the maxim.....and migi looks so cartoon-ish I can't


My Daughter Knows Vulture Island Word For Word … How Embarrassing


This break would be okay if i could actually go somewhere


Some of y’all got some ugly souls fr.... That’s why LIFE whoopin your stupid ass


Idk why I waste my time wasting my time


Y’all better peep @user they got a storm brewing up ! #VADERDOGE to the moon


Moose licked my arm when I asked for a high-five


LOL after hour junkies already after $ES_F...


Always looking over my shoulders but only cause this a cold world we living in


Not the piece being at a 4k bid already


Obviously I missed something today. this fandom is draining sometimes


Mom hack: get apple juice at Starbucks and your toddler thinks it coffee!


Pornstar


This is going to be a long 20 mins


si senior im not sleeping


yall dont sleep too late, gn


Jota, Jones and Williams that half


No hatrick for Haaland today.


being hungry through alla this makes it so much harder


Callin me about another bitch fuck off of my line


Wasn't that final link round amazing!?! @user you have outdone yourself


maybe i should do requests or an outfit meme again...dunno if you can tell by the uh. lack of posts. but ive been unfortunately unmotivated


.@katyacares is my new favourite person! So unless you’re her- the maximum you can achieve is 2nd favourite. Thanks again for the Dispo invite


unless i feel like it’s important imma forget someone name as soon as they tell me & i a really call them whatever name pop in my head first


i been understanding math very good lately… am i no longer fruity


I just cant wait to finish my car and drive it daily


Just going to point out that alot of you on twitch are fake as fuck. I understand it’s only a job for some of you so pretend all you want. Me on the other hand i care about others and try my best to make friends. I’m done supporting people that don’t care that i exist


Twitchcon is gonna be where we get to see who carries the same energy IRL as they do behind a computer screen


Cause i remember every sunset I remember every word you said


I am genuinely trying my best to convince myself that not every friend of mine hates me secretly and is insulting me with their friends. I think I am traumatized


This Jonah dey annoy me


I was today years old when I learned that @user and @user have the same dad - @PeterSchiff


YOU BITCHES AND GUYS ARE FOR EVERYBODY


Baby there’s a shooting star, that ones for me and you


My own place! ALL the natural light! The endless possibilities of content I’ll be able to make. Eeeeep


Everything going up in price, but wages staying the same


..I love me some shrimp and grits


And vacation leave starts now


TATTOO BOOKED ON GAWD!


This super single life is getting boring y’all ngl


63 weones en clases y sumandoloo!


Imagine coke smelled like strawberries


I am so close to finally finishing the writing of Midnight Mother Chapter 2! It’s been such a busy year so the update is super late, but I’m so ready for @user and I to share the next instalment of the Viktuuri vampire husbands


i’ve been on delivered for 2+ fucking hours for 4 days


Not really a "Kobe" fan, pero iz rly rly sadd


i’m sitting at the airport to come home from our day trip to LA…our flight doesn’t leave untill 730 and it’s only 431 rn


Im not someone who likes to rely myself on peaople. Even during my confinement days, I insisted on doing things myself


Pro Clubs Season Ended In Pain


This worker at coldstone looks like Miyamura


I’m going to attempt to get some sleep


I dreamt I was at every playoff game court side like heard u Allah riches coming my way


Its was agreed upon lifetimes ago. The time has come to welcome it, and enjoy it.


I wanna give someone a free tarot reading for shits and giggles hmu


I see how well disciplined my fellow kakailyans in Mt. province are. They respect and abide by the decisions and updates about the Covid19 case unlike jy bangir nga ilik ngy nga basul here, basul there, basul everywhere. Skl met. Spread awareness and love! Keepsafe


My eyelid hurts wtf


Ppl with a God Complex about themselves truly annoy me


Who’s tryna listen to joy division and make porn with me


I feel like our spirits or emotions are tied into the weather/environment


One of my pet peeves is when people call a season of a tv show “series”, like for example “I watched series 3 of [insert name of a tv show]” I- it really gets on my nerves SO MUCH


waaaay 2 early for this shit


You never realize how much shit you have till it’s time to move


Egoistic and narcissistic men


I really thought I was gone get a full time job after college


Our nurse manager retires this month leaving a terrible nurse in charge. Some nurses have left already, some have left nights to days. There is so much lack of trust on our floor, I feel like I’m constantly being watched and nitpicked. I’m scared for this summer…


The dragon berry strawberry refresher at DD is so good


Rooibos will get you sleepy real quick


Hm I’ve been doing this exam since 4pm


why nobody wanna get drunk? it’s tuesday


Im annoyed with online classes... I wanna go back to school


You know it's cold when I had to take out my jacket and wear it IN THE DAMN HOUSE!


Obeying captions always feels so good


Catching up on @user well HI, @user So good to see you


I wonder if my phone is acting wonky because it knows I want a new one


I was awake hours ago but I'm 5 followers from 100, so the raffle will be happening if we reach by the end of the night


Mannn im in the last ep of itaewon class and i dont want it to end damn i wont have anything fun to watch then


boys use to play me, now they fuck & want a relationship


5 minutes to 1/2 price Sonic burger! Tuesday treat night.


Law is Law daw!


Practically, the Cybertruck makes total sense, for me. Socially, however, it seems to be in crosshairs for ??? It would be more acceptable to pony up more $$$ for less and get a Rivian? To which I say, “it’ll ford through the deepest rivers of tears, and shrug all the hits”


So… fangirling is actually… fun


Yesterday was my first year on twitter


Bart - Comeback?? @LochisHeiko


motherfuckers saying concerning ass shit and then mad that i’m concerned…


Dog sitting a dog who only takes commands in Spanish and you know no a Spanish could be a lot. Thankfully he’s very mild mannered bc I’d be stressed, if not


Time to take a screen break while I look at a smaller screen before I go stare at another screen again.


I'VE HAD: ENOUGH


Can't type what's going on in my mind as i have no words to express my feelings


// yurithea are the ones to elope without telling anyone really the only person there to witness it is his mom. then to everyone else they’re like oh yeah we’re married now


Renewed my @Arsenal membership last week and I haven't received a code for the preseason friendlies. It appears to be the same for a large proportion of people. Really wanting to watch them while I'm stuck in isolation


I want a water ice & pretzel


It’s a gooaalll!!! Yes Giroud


Taking custard without milk is like drinking poison I tried it today Omo I want to throw up


I just had vanilla bean ice cream topped with chocolate syrup… with Kahlua smeared all over it


Nap time with Gigi


HIMENO LASTED 2 EPSIODES


A bowl of noodles is pleasing when you have nothing to do at work. . . And, a smoothie is a delightful complementary food.


lmfaooo clown


hear me out y’all… drunk yoga


Simping...


2 on with 0 outs and we won’t be able to scratch across a run. Tremendous. Extra innings we go …


Kailey’s first order of fall outfits arrived today


And it’s crazy cus you’ll think i b around bitches kicking it with em the way y’all hoes stay w my shit in your mouth i literally don’t fck w no bitches


i’ll find the garden of eden


in honor of mr. nam texting me back, i listened to his entire discography again


Anyways I’ve a nasty cold/cough that seems to be getting better and hopefully clears mostly up by tomorrow cuz I have work later that night


It was waking up to the come home text for me


told her stay out my mink


Covid-19 made it to America and Canada & finally y'all buying Masks & Hand Sanitizer.. AIDS been here 30 years and y'all still wont wear Condoms


WHY IS MY TEENAGE GIRL NOT AVAILABLE IN VIKI ANYMORE


Sold 4 custom clips today


got into a argument? nap bored? nap mad? nap feeling down? nap anything? nap naps are superior bro


I’m hip too a lot but there’s so much more to get hip too tho


ima regret posting that


I don’t see how y’all just be walking out the house and breathe just be stanking so bad


Addicted to sex , I gotta get laid


I knew Wesley wasn’t shit from the start & he playing Kevin’s brother…it be your own family!


Ley de Murphy...


By time I’m 28 I should have a MILLION CASH


Those tacos made me feel sooo much better. Never underestimate the power of good food


I’m drinking with @user in Greenwich Village, ASK IS ANYTHING!


This salmon bout to be so fire. I can taste it now


I LOVE busy days I am just super charged despite the earlier tweets about sleep deprivation lol getting sh*t done is my jam and really energizes me AND I only had my normal one cup of coffee so I’m a champ and giving meself a Pat on my back


I need a nigga that’s gonna go Hard For me so I can Go 2x Harder for Him


I jus got 29 elo solo q n I’m at 5900 elo time for the 7k elo grind


Some shawarma and Don Simon will slap right now


officially 1 December - Be the best month for a good ending


s/o my new job for not drug testing me


Literally have to do a challenge as crypto and I can’t drone bc seer just hunts me down so I’m basically playing as a normal human


Bad Hoes I’m Seen Wit Em , Car Seats Got Screens In Em


It really grinds my gears when I'm cleaning the kitchen and someone walks in to make themselves something


Opinions on Hunter x Hunter? I’ve been seeing people talk about it a lot lately I’m thinking about adding it to my long list of animes to watch


Went from hourly to salary, life gets better


Smoking one for Takeoff. Rip


I swear if I subscribe to your vinyl subscription and you send me “The XX”, I’m going put those X’s over my eyes and you’ll need to get your subscription fee from my estate.


I was supposed to go out to see the fireworks but I forgot and now I’m in bed in my pjs


you guys stress eat and I stressdrink I drank 2 jugs of water today cuz I am nervous for my bio and urdu test tomorrow


Many times I've lost control they tried to kill my Rock & Roll..


My town is getting fibre


happy fiesta Santiago Apostol!


Well played Shaq


Martha May is a jerk! No wonder she likes the grinch


Lmao frank really called moesha a tramp for wearing a crop top


10 days to Muharram


I’m just watching my phone go dead


Why does the weather say 94 degrees when I can clearly walk outside and feel that it’s 130 degrees?!


One of my students: You watch anime?! Me: No I'm not Gen Z enough for that


I love being a therapist for some 30 Yr old Egyptian dod taking motorcycle classes w me. I know way too much about his family now and I literally never asked


Ross County could really be in trouble this season


Why people think i have a man ?


The fear of being marked as a “day trader,” when you don’t have the funds just yet


Dr Hinshaw was wearing her ever popular Periodic Table dress again. Stylin' while Profilin'


tw// vomit mention i just puked my guts out, hello! i love starting my period


All eyes on Week 9.


All the best to Sevco going for another title tonight


the way i have latinos in my IG dms sliding up commenting latinos vote trump.... the clownery. just went on a whole ass block spree i don’t want ur follow b!txh


You have no idea how often my pussy is creamy, every time I look at my panties they’re soaked in my pussy juices


I had a great first stream-back-from-hiatus. I am LOVING Stardew Valley


Like this if I should use this coconut oil on my dick and make it real messy


I love getting new books to read


It’s funny, people are realizing my name is the capital of Ukraine.


I just wanna take a nap but I got work


good morning, I can't sleep in peace lol


Ok. #Supercorp needs to take a deep breath and settle the fuck down! You've gone bat shit over a PREVIEW with literally no context. Your fevered brains imagine millions of possible Lena/Kara hook ups... But not that maybe she's spying on him, or distracting him for something?


I actually don’t share


guysssssss i finally got my christmas (?) gift from andrew


Still can’t believe I got so drunk I passed out


People keeep saying I look amazing but I literally feel so huge lol


bruh was markiplier flirting w Kissy in poppy playtime dont think i forgot u said the same shit abt lady dimitrescu


TeeJ pushed me to do all dis shit fr! Knots Forever


Can’t believe we will live in our own house in a matter of days


Crikey. It’s an insane number of email lists I’ve ended up on with the increased, online access to industry events.


Holdin’ me tight, lovin’ me right, givin’ me life


Yo shouts to the runners who wear masks for safety and put people around them at ease while still werkin on their fitness


Good Morning Ppl! I hope ur day is productive and filled with happiness!


thinking about how a pack of loose smokes cost me no more than 6 euros everywhere else but in ireland a small pack cost 15 euros


since dv tweets get hidden … I just gotta finesse the system


Davido has joined our quarantine party oh


Using your windshield wipers? Make sure you're using your headlights too


I sooo wanna draw rosaria today but I have homework so


Our podcast has reached Ireland!


Crazy I was recording Jaden Hardy a couple months ago now he’s about to go pro


Least you get your Extra Week.


Second roll of film shot! Fingers crossed


Semester 9 by Self learning


Lemon water, lofi, incense, writing...vibes


Blossoming on the old me


Nice 2-0 start to the MLB week. Indians F5 -.5 -130 (1u)


famous oomf went into flop era


Aftertaste of this liquor is like a A&W root beer candy


Me and ig models


lol u literally manipulated me throughout our entire relationship babe shut the fuck up ab ur hair color


I get jealous over MY mf sister!


For everything you've missed, you've gain something else. And for everything you gain, you lose something else. It is about your outlook towards life. You can either regret or rejoice. Good Morning


my tablet isnt working properly and i cant draw


Ghost adventures is my comfort and discomfort show in one


Think I’m goin to have a graduation party


I love my family and all. But these mofos can be hella annoying sometimes


best time of year playoff baseball


Nah Lil Kim dumped on Quiet Storm Remix


god knew not to give me a fat ass bc I would’ve been cutting tf up


Ah what a finish! Magnus Cort


Im funny as shit


Joe Biden wins the presidency with Kamala as the VP...then intentionally steps down....and says "now do ya thang Kamala "


I don’t believe ppl when they say they don’t have allergies.


Sloppy passing so far @rovers come on


Going down to one run a day until the plantar fasciitis subsides.


The Oscars gonna Oscar.


Started season 4 of Stranger Things (at last!) and ending of episode 1 was creepy af!


Happy pday @user


Lately I been on some other shit I’m tryna run up another check


Speak your blessings into existence


Ik I got it yeaaa


who tf he lmao wtv ion care


Afang soup.


Nothing like a clean carpet


i get my reduction this month can you say pressed


I want to go shopping. Not just online.


So somebody wanna go to the Jazmine Sullivan concert with me? No? Okay


Why Psn trippin


Trying to see if Jess can getting me together for my bday dinner i have to stop being so last min


Tank was on E. $55 fill up on gas, bro - with pump service. I love it here


Well my New Years already sucks,, went from beach side in Puerto Rico to balcony in Atlanta


i luvvv how i can Now differentiate A hummingbirds chirp


Expected, but doesn’t hide the fact that nft’s are depressing rn


Does thunder follow by lightning or does lightning get followed by lightning??


Good night binches


“Everything that happens in my life is my fault” - @user


Maybe no strim tonight. I’m still at work. We’ll see


Still reminiscing on the happenings of this past weekend..


I got off early and I’m off tomorrow ima still go in tho


We were speaking about brunch and she said she wasn’t sure if she wanted to eat it bih it’s my “birthday” we gotta eat where I want then she offered to treat so I guess I can bend if she really doesn’t want brunch


Today I spent all afternoon writing my first ever reylo fanfic


So it will be a £100 fine if you break the new Covid restrictions from next Monday, sorry but that’s fu##ing pathetic....I’m guessing it will be only £50 if it’s paid in 10 days...


I want to use a human ATM tonight


Overheard at Gympie McDonald’s “have you heard they found that little girl?” Cleo’s story has truely captivated the country. And this morning given us all a reason to smile


I’m not use to getting drunk and not having a nigga I get in my feelings


#KingandPrince #ZIP #恋降る月夜に君想ふ I’m I love with king & prince


you know i love them faces she make when we sexing


Curious to see who'll be the next POTUS when I wake up in the morning. Keep voting! And erm @alexanderdecroo can we introduce those 'I Voted' stickers in the next election? Just asking


TL asleep? Head from a hun with braces slaps y’all


Ordered All American and end up with veggie awdfyt


Just painted something epic (I seldomly like my art) but I'll let it dry and post it tomorrow.


Gotta book this flight


They want to start daily devotions in my GC who are A bunch of heathens. Eye——


Who got the 1st basket


i had plans with a friend at 230 and it’s 330 now and she just never showed


Shorty my lil' boo thing And shorty got the fatty…


Looks like he has the big states on his side


One of my favourite simple pleasures in life is having a coffee in the evening with some dark chocolate to have on the side


Chippy tea Tuesdays


Heading on @cnn tonight with @thelauracoates in the 10 pm hour


Boxers n white T is what I’m sleeping in tonight


This is the longest pedicure of my life, I’ve been here for an hour and 15 and she just now filed my nails


This new moon in Virgo is treating me so riiiiiiight.


Damn, I don’t know by I started to watch Fish Hooks again, this show is still funny


I don’t even like boneless wings but Applebee’s might got the best ones


i lowkey want some chipotle or should i get qdoba


Im so mad at Mcd for not releasing the Travis scott meal in Malaysia


Kolasinac is the most useless player ever


Your voice kemrie


Ima have a lit ass bday weekend w my gfs


I don’t want to start getting new tattoos til I get coverups but there’s a new one I really want


Have you ever seen something so cute that you could cry or even started crying ?!


the way rei pierced the heart arrow to the bushes oof ,,, and the returns to being babie again


An abusive supervisor at an old job of mine (that I once consulted w/ the cops over) moved on after I left b/c they refused to promote him. He took a new labour job for a similar company. Found out today he was fired for “racial insensitivity”. Love hearing about old friends.


Me and Mariska enjoying our best Italian summer


heyyy i’m back omg it was so tiring handing out water and candy to voters bc i had to drive to like 3 different locations and then i was supposed to do another shift and they literally j left my school without saying anything so i’m home now


Not Ari playing Barbie’s yelling at one another to stop talking calling them annoying


I h8 that everyone off IG on tiktok now


Some people’s true colors show so quickly when one thing doesn’t go their way. Makes you think about their intentions from the start


Father, memo please hehe


It feels so good to be sober for a month now


Dreading this years tax bill


This girl is everywhere I literally can’t catch a break


if we can’t go skydiving together I DON’T WANT IT


Get in the field ma


come put that shit in my face


Best thing I ever did was invest in myself and come out this shell and start networking


Need some one to come drive my car back I’m buying a Lamb truck this week


I’m still tired from lastnight


May you find light of God whenever you are in darkness


Being genuinely happy makes ya heart so pretty


Who be customizing y’all helmets … I mean frontals


I’ve soft blocked so many people and got rid of 200 annoying ass toxic moots


im going to be working night shift for 2 weeks


Could bless & baptize that woman boy child from town


How do people sleep at night knowing you they done you so wrong... baffles me


Now they have to lose that final


I want awaze and injera


I always believe going to the gym is therapeutic but I still got love handles so maybe I need actual therapy.


Can’t decide if I should order @user brownies or an actual cake for my birthday next month. I know hubby isn’t going to be able to put anything creative together so I might as well beat him to the punch


I never cared to “run a train” like some niggas I know do. I always thought that was weird af. Like why tf would I wanna be ass naked in the same room with my homeboy and one chick?!


wish there was a master thread of what bts endured & also like in-depth profiles for each member bc someone i know just said that based on their appearance on fallon’s show, they thought a couple of them seemed full of themselves?? and i was OFFENDED. like you are so wrong.


The way life will humble ya ass >>><<<....better be careful of what/who you speak on


personality over looks


Idk if I should get my ex’s initial lasered off orrrrrrrr covered up


I have ran out of Pancetta, this is not a drill


and two sparkly new demos delivered by @user


not esele hiding my tweet


What possible questions will someone new to this app ask?


Had a 3 day weekend and tomorrow my Friday


don’t get mad at me when my energy shifts, i’m way too patient to be put on standby. i’m never gonna be a second choice


Grab me by my throat & tell me to lose my attitude


limited edition


my moms making arroz con pollo and i can’t wait


I got Motion , I'm having my way and I'M HAVING FUN


You ever Google something so dumb and obvious you go on a private tab


Concerning people in medicine cannot comprehend rules


Rode our luck at times, but cracking result


If u see dis tweet u gon win


I get so turned on when I hear about other doms complaining about me in dms, yes pretty baby get jealous of me


"If you think a quarantine is a big Netflix vacation, don't get pissed when the people that figure out how to adapt and keep hustling make huge gains while you stay stagnant.." - Thanks for joining us for our Free Webinar today on how to keep MOVING


As time goes by, the thought of the death of Davido’s son becomes more painful


the way neurodivergency is only attractive when we're not real people


horny for midcap value !


Defo getting another stream box tomorrow.


Trying to get on the overwatch 2 servers but knowing I'm terrible at the game and playing now won't make me better


I am somehow notorious for taking another bitches man. On accident of course


Day 21 of tweeting until @GordonRamsay answers


Not to mention the shots that we take afterwards


This is Babyloooon


Adoptables but it's like a comic


I drop game for street today o. Don’t say u didn’t see it.


by virtue of being a 21st century little snot I do not care who all had to fight for my right to vote and I will never cast a vote as a means to exercise my ~hard earned rights~


link legal advice


you either have daddy energy or you don't. but when you do.. oh my sweet sweet Lord


There’s farmers only, bumble, tinder. Can they make one with Habibis


You’d just be on your own and thunder will fire you by association


Since my wifi acting ass imma start editing my best video for @user


RESTARTING MY ISLAND AHAHAHAHA GONNA PROBABLY REGRET


Laura. I love you. But may the best team win


tiktok ruined all da places i luv in venice


My korean final is in 3 hours and im playing video games


Binge watching Modern Family is the only thing getting me through this cold


jonah is almost 23


I only give my energy to things that add to my growth


Now it’s bed time for them. About to hop in the shower to lay in my bed and read my book in peace


Morning cucks... let’s play before you go to bed


i have to wash my hair with dawn dish soap


that went in bc friedman isn't in the line up


I can’t do this with niggas on here anymore I just can’t… Some of y’all owe me one


Trying to think of something to do for Fathers Day…something sweet and thoughtful to do at home


Sam got me a baby Yoda shirt


Elite was forsure one of the best Netflix shows i’ve ever watched .. i need another season


Oop look at that, I have water


Gambling my new fav pastime


It's tough being the smartest person around


Lol what’s going on rn am I getting jumped online I don’t appreciate it where my back up


I feel like getting crazy (playing the Midnights album on shuffle instead of in order)


I went to go buy insecticide and I came back with only bread, and it’s just now that I remembered that it’s insecticide that took me to the Supermarket.


I personally think if you are taking yo lady on a date you should buy her an outfit too!


I am meaner than the avg mean girl ... just now realizing it


week 2 of exercise starts now


nigga working out in flip flops i done seen it all now


this year gg release tho


Just got my hair done feeling cute


Two types of Army's on tl rn:- •Tae is in love •Wait what if this is the type of love he desires? •he's with his lover rn •is that why he friend zoned us? •I'm his lover


The whole family ain't got no hair but me they doing think I'm bald under my wig


I’ve been doing school work for 2 hours


Thankful to have friends that'll drop me off a redbull while im at work


The process of getting a new ID and birth certificate is annoying asf


Real 4 Eva


You wanna win me over with your political ads? Don’t run a smear campaign. Looking at you @McSwainPA @DrOz @DaveMcCormickPA @ConorLambPA


I love when people try to shit on me at my low, cuz boy boy boy I SHIT BACKKKKK AT MY HIGH! Fym


I need the lord himself come and tell me what to do next


So I just finished the OA, and there’s not gonna be a season 3


People who says that Fortnite doesnt have a lore clearly dont know that the theme of the chapter is to establish the Fortnite metaverse.


Primer mes


Now everybody on Facebook posting bible scriptures


I’ve been off my anxiety meds for 3 years today


Germany getting lucky soooo many times and yet couldn't get a single goal. Ki je ekta obostha!!


Finally got off my ass and did my taxes. Getting a beefy 1k back


It’s finally picnic weather


y’all think AI saejin will have to deal w/ dating rumors too ?


Feeling so good individually lately , time to grind with a team soon


The racists really come out on this app


With my new position at work I have Friday Saturday Sundays off


Instagram bullshitting


Patiently waiting as Governor Tom Wolf is expected to make announcement this morning about limited fans being allowed at sporting events in PA based on the size of the stadium.


Woah woah woah stomach issues


accidentally watched an episode of the good doctor and now I'm hooked.


You’re acting super cute for someone within r@ping distance. It’s almost like you want to be a cum rag for Daddy and his friends


Them say nobody dey observe the safety protocols pass Presec...sekof for the scores inside saf, them manage maintain the social distancing


I love my friends for sending me daily love


That moment you're shading of clothes goes well that it feels like it's outclassing the rest! I've got to make sure the whole piece feels cohesive and get the other parts to the same level


Crime investigation shows


I’m back. Wasn’t much of a break , but I see I’ve lost more followers


I've never been a fan of Friends. I've watched partial episodes here and there but Ross is just too cringy for me. Thanks to the reunion, my Facebook feed is nothing but Vaccine ads and Friends clips, so I've watched a few clips....and I still don't like it.


If you’re reading this. I love sucking your dick and I can’t wait to do it again tonight.


Does anybirdie else get a craving for PROTEIN during the evening? Like, If I could I would eat anything from crawfish and cured salmon to medium rare steak at 2 AM on the regular


I’m not even gon lie to y’all my dick pics is elite. This last one I just took


Haechan speech


Describe your Animeta in one word.. The most liked reply will win a free Animeta!


I may need to start saying less stupid shit on here if I’m gonna start advocating in this space… But also life is too serious right now for me not to cringe tweet so enjoy


Guess I’ll watch this Louisville game so they can piss me off one final time this year


Why summer kill Body like that


seeing your pixiv art on their dictionary pages is


i done went and got a new everything literally


So the kids were tired, like a bag of cats so I told them they were having an early (ish) night....then himself takes out Monopoly......serious arguing going on at the moment! I dread to think what they'll be like tomorrow.....I may offer to work overtime


391 beats this year lmao who need a pack


The fact that I’ve been up and out since 5 is…annoying


wine drunk just hits different yo


Your not a clb your a whore


Note To Self: You attract whatever you focus your energy one. So choose your thought as well as your words wisely. -KiKi


The “unbothered” sure do be bothered


My auntie out here selling nutraburst


Is it too much to wear an anklet on both ankles?


What a dead atmosphere


Manchester United will win the league next season.


I wanna name my next baby Santana


If you don’t take your chances….


You know that an influencer has truly reached the peak of their career when they begin posting truly tone deaf content


Mf’z Stay Playin wit Fire Til they get Burnt


I just ordered my bf a sea of thieves Xbox controller and I’m so excited to give it to him


2nd day of ol class


Literally onside


league is such a red flag, good thing my favorite color is red


gotta buy sum savage fenty


what's the best nct dream song


The longer you think about the tasks you have to do, the more paralysed you become. Just get to it


im so hungry tonight what's wrong with me


Starbucks would make me happy rn


I'm preparing a report on the impact of my #AcademicIntegrity Board Game for the Studiosity Tracey Bretag Prize for Academic Integrity. If you've used the game or adapted it in any way (which we welcome because it is Creative Commons) - I'd love to hear from you! DMs open


i need to prioritize my time a little better


Currently hiding in the bathroom maskless, keyless, and scared shitless


I hate how much I can relate to what some characters say man


i can watch anime on my switch


I can’t watch anymore of this disgusting, filthy blonde shit pig “apologising” anymore. Utter shitshow. Role on May 5th and fingers crossed he gets a hammering


All i do is spend my money on Amazon finds and target


Went to my grandparents and it was a check in the mail for me


“I always knew I was going to be rich. I don’t think I ever doubted it for a minute.” - Warren Buffet Who can relate?


why is the first summer i actually enjoy since graduating high school


Where is @KemiBadenoch going? Education? Culture?


not me waiting to see my syllabus later today to see how April is going to look


In your area, what can 10 naira buy?


Another night sleeping alone. Senzeni nah


bruv this doctor walked into my room without a mask on and told me that i could take mine off too bc covid isn’t as serous as i think it is


niece or nephew me plz


Tonight I went for the 1st time in public w/ a plug? Felt very good but I was sooo afraid someone see it


Seeing wave runner resale in my size further makes me regret getting rid of my pair I had on ice. Now I’m never getting another pair outside of a restock


2021 takes the cup for being the worst year of my life!!!


“ Cherries… ~ ”


The silence from Mashaba, DA, qwerty revolutionaries, clowns etc is deafening after thugs burned a police van, stormed a court room and fired two shots.


I don't understand why ppl are so insensitive.


Only one more week until I’m in the rudest airport ever (EWR) getting ready to board the plane


Mbappe al Real Madrid.


Why is my life always falling apart around this time of year, it’s my favorite time of year and it’s just always in shambles


Seeing one of my good friends thriving, shedding dead weight, and being her best self gives me so much joy. You go, bad bitch.


its the szn for my homemade chicken noodle soup


2/3 steep climb


skywarp – welcome to the club


Shelby Harris (@ShelbyHarris93) w/ @user & @user on the Ravens running up 16 with 3 seconds left: "I see it both ways... you're that close to a record. But if something was to happen you'd have to live with it. Just like playing JK Dobbins in the preseason."


well this strategy isn’t working. It’s been 4 days and made 0 profit. As spend: $1.6k hahahahaha I went negative, but it’s alright. Let’s keep testing


bye people im gonna go watch toh and put nail polish


patch 1 current gen TFG was really a family nobody was on bs ... never knew everybody would go separate ways.


missing mcc again cause my parents made me get another fucking job i’m gonna cry the only thing that brings me joy i’m missing it


It’s so hard finding a coochie dad


pancakes are disgusting and deserve to be obliterated, reply if you disagree


Am I really googling how to say some of the figure skating elements *in my mother tongue*? Yes, I am


Polo Beach Club always wins. What a vibe last night


The Boston Red Sox play a doubleheader today. If they lose both, they clinch their season win total of Under 31 wins.


I love the #WelshNational Never in doubt


Those days I just want to give up...............I do! I give it up to God


How you gon drop everyone for a dude you just met


lmaoo shordy said it smells like south carolina lmaoo what does south carolina smell likeeeeeee


The worst part about moving in with my boyfriend is definitely the mood he’s in after work


Does anyone want to follow me on Spotify? I have about 5,000 songs. All genres. I love music so much


I been in my feelings all damn day


can y’all let the police do their jobs and stop the detective work.


So the DOJ is saying the mask mandate might be a crucial a necessary for public health in the continuing pandemic emergency ....but it’s not enough of an emergency to seek a stay? Really punctuates the great need for this, doesn’t it!


not posting a actual pic of me but i have a good idea for a selfie day


Besoin d’un update sur Tom


I have to stop myself from dancing at the gym i be too focused and forget i’m not alone


H-E-B takes forever to bring out groceries all the time , but have so many employees in department


Goodmornight baby's iloveyouall keepsafeee


A lonely road, crossed another cold state line


Someone catch this sunset..


Best revenge is letting people see they didn’t stop shit


henloo! anyone here for $70?


just realised nearly all my early moots have either: •left their account •deactivated or •gotten cancelled


i wanna nap but i have a phone appointment today


why did i just see some girls type 1 hair in the corner of my bfs snap


A few places got Blue Bell on sale, but I just brought some Talenti though


I went to go buy some face mask since ima be in the airport next week && they was tf sold out


I have enough photography and modelling contracts to last me all summer long


I should be working but instead I'm masturbating.


Don’t know if I’ve ever been to Hawks playoff game...could be a good luck charm


Heredia is on


Watch hur think SIT IN BOOTH


had to stop at chic fa la in wayx cause the one in Douglas


Big W apart from the James injury


my fav at the moment is lucid dream


Lord knows today my last night


Ari looked good af in that pink dress


Please I beg you stop enforcing the idea that you need to be in a relationship to be happy all the time, many times all you need is rice, Stew and chicken with a cold coca-cola drink


Summer was great but I’m back. :) Firsties teachers what’s goood hunnie


“Rocket ships to nowhere”


“Hey Daddy, When You Gonna Stop Playin?”


that one dread that’s hanging is killing me.. like can someone redo her braid? my anxiety is just


That dunk by Romeo


Nba youngboy - Guardian Angel I can relate


so happy i get these nails done tomorrow


stronger .. wiser.. aware


Lol that's literally me, but a fairer, prettier version


i ask for plantain every eatery i go..


like a lot of y’all don’t know how to be friends


still thinking about adorable babie biscoff and his little yellow raincoat


Why does @lululemon sell out so fast


put it straight has been on for the past hour it’s so good


Did you really send somebody to ride by on a bicycle to do that or did he jump on his bicycle and come running when he heard?


One day I’m going to make art for Overwatch that makes it into the game


Here is the test. All the Town Council Committees now need to choose a Chair & Deputy it normally gets decided at ‘group’ meetings of the Conservatives locally & so a Tory will always Chair the Committees. But I will be intrigued to see if they trust Cllr Browne with a Chair!?


Tried the #McCrispy from @McDonaldsCanada today. It’s so good, and very filling!!! I’m still full from when I had it 6 hours ago!!!


Oh lacre oh lacre lacrado


#TMobileTeslaTuesdays #Contest C'mon T-Mobile papa could seriously use some wheels so I don't have to use the lambofeeties anymore!!!


You ain’t fuck me you fucked the old body - relevant bc I keep glowing up


I just finished Victorious.....Watching Sam & cat now


You know you are loved when you leave the country for seven days and come home to a bowl full of avocados


Happy Tuesday (2-22-22) What an amazing day to be alive


The guilt couldn't be any more blatant than in this case. Rest Well Mr. FLOYD. Good bye Derek


Who’s y’all favorite Girlfriend? Mine is Mya she’s hilarious to me


RIP Fausto #CiaoFausto #legend


I hate when people snore like stfu yo


How many times do Real have to play Juve then...


Feeling like Dr.Phil right now helping ppl with they relationship feels good telling ppl yo mate cheating it’s not go workout hoe is life so be a single hoe


Idk sometimes my brain try to get the best of me ion even know where them lil negative thoughts came from.. I had put on a lil wizkid loop tho to bring my spirits up somebody at work walks past like Miss Thompson you’re gorgeous Just gorgeous


Did not realize how challenging it would get to keep up with my work for this certificate


the fact that I have 0 people to run with on next gen (Xbox) makes me wonder why did I switch consoles


i’m feeling $2uesdayish


You know you’re pregnant when you have a bottle of tums in every room of the house


I had u e cream and a steak today


Also, cringe players that clip on my stream they've killed me, just know you should get a better hobby


Man, the food... isn’t to good, my cat is healthy but me,


i need that “don’t eat dinner i’m gonna bring you food” energy


Once I no longer hear my neighbors (that isn’t mine)screaming or stomping around above me I will know that I have made it


I don’t edit my body in my photos but you bet your ass I use angles to my advantage


But I forgot… there’s always a familytie


Nah Mctominay didn’t want him to fall


6th round pick ???


if u play F2020 at exactly 23:57:35 on new year's eve, the last thing you'll hear in 2020 is "everyone, you did well" and when it turns midnight you'll hear "goodbye 2020"


"Justice for George means freedom for all" #GeorgeFloyd


6:00 am hello! and hello to my unhealthy sleep sched


looking for reveluvies... who wanna be moots with me hit me up


Trynna cure my trypophobia by watching videos on it


The Family Chantel is back with all the drama!


The certain feeling of gloom under the GPS


A poor person has no friends


These guys brought back Ryan and that Asian girl but didn’t bring my girl Sheri back


Craving for fries rn


If you want to know how my strategy for gearing up for success in 2023 is developing, let’s just say that in the last 5 minutes I’ve bought a two-piece, corduroy leisure suit. And a woollen poncho.


I don’t care if that shit hurt my wrist


< That mom that gets food while the kids sleep so I don’t have to share.


Slap a bitch no apologies


to be very honest i still wanna watch more but you stages like the promotion was vvvvvv short


it all goes wrong when I add them on my spam


I need to cook but wat is there to cook!? I’m tired of EVERYTHING!


A lot of y’all be pressed to make funny tweets and they fucking suck. Stop trying to be funny, either you got it or you don’t


Oh, cool! I won the pool. #calledit


Jisoo getting the hype she deserves is what I'm living for


I love to cook late


Don’t think anything could wipe the smile from my face today


Let the battle begin


Didn't think anything could get me down after Sunday but the news coming out about pats is worrying if true


Wow , I was kissing someone’s husband in my dream. Ew


Buying new converse just made me so horny


Ugh. It’s headache-weather.


You don't like him sis, he is just tall


Hoping the Covid booster actually makes me Transgender this time


Can’t even tweet in peace


I'm surprised to learn that some of y'all put a sock on one foot at a time


I keep ignoring the elephant in the room


opening twitter in public is a game of russian roulette


Can’t believe this muthafucka left me


Grams asked for me to buy $5 of bread but I’m eating one so she’s getting $4.50 worth of bread


ok besties im going in for an interview wish me luck


Can’t wait to get back into streaming I’ll probably let everybody know my schedule here soon so you could stop by sometime


DO RIGHT BY PPL so when they post stuff, you won’t assume it’s about you


“Kent is Rangers go to man” Jesus wept


Dark when I leave, dark when I get home


Pogba’s passes always amaze me


It’s something about them Amiris


What’s the starting 5 gonna be, Russ Rivers Mcl3more PJ RoCo ???


Premier League Preview to the Season 2021/22


Just finished working out. Changkyun still workout no matter how busy he is, so why can't I? I'm not bc at all HAHA


louis wear the bracelet


Fresh retwist my scalp feeling good


I just noticed my shoulder is all sunburnt


what if i just fast until ive finished rewatching kakegurui


My boss obviously doesn’t understand how little he impresses me and how little I need this job.


thank you youtube for finally letting me change my handle bc it has been my deadname for over 7 years


College is mad expensive when your parents don’t help you


I’m on the side of yo town , LIT


I'm running low on outshine popsicles


Redbull didn't give me wings this morning


Anna has an acne kissing kink


All these bad bitches drive me out my mind it’s like poison


me just reading my book and eavesdropping on these old people saying that covid is a hoax


Omm ima give y’all a show if a hoe ever think it’s okay to play on my top


Why do I always shoot my self in the the foot


I’m in the mood to blast some people for lying


Keep your lists and all that, the only person I wanna wrestle is @RobbieEagles_


So tired from today's werk


Sooo many new tracks on Friday


A fucking moment


I’m sautéing sweet potato noodles and


So pure .. mi want it


one of the self checkout machines kept fucking up and the customer was like so unbelievably understanding i almost cried. it takes nothing to be kind when so many others would not be


My biggest fear is jokingly asking my boyfriend for a butthole pic and he actually sends it


Love returning to a messy gaff after a 12 hour shift


Going caribou hunting finally !! Gotta fill the freezer up. If the civil war starts, I’ll be back in a few days.


Hey you, yeah you don’t forget that you’re a cutie


Been ina hoodie , sweats & under the blanket still cold asab


Love the smell of clean comforter out of the dryer.


Love when my baby invited to parties


I hope one day someone loves me as much I love others


I’m cooking and can’t leave the house rn. Had to ask my dad to grab me a pack of Backwoods while he out


I finally drove my car alone with my baby .. he did great


48 hours in London was nothing short of good vibes and enjoyment


I love a good podcast


If you end up being poor it’s your fault


Do I want to schedule a facial on my birthday


And I’m trying to figure out how Jabari have all these toys in her room


if he prefers flats , he’s a freak


I LOOK 13?!?! okay


The truth is I’m not hiding who I am to make someone else feel comfortable. Fuck you, your religion and anything else that tells you it’s not okay for me to mind my business and love who I wanna love.


my friends just invited this girl that we all don’t like to plans that took forever to make.


Roll a blunt ? Let’s talk about it


I'm a curious person. But, not as curious as Tess.


Young nigga who has dreams of being rich


I just saw a self driving lawn mower


This year really about be out soon


Hair cut booked


wtf? brooo the line distribution


I sent my grandma to go get me food 30 minutes ago fuck she doing


tomorrow makes 4 years since my momma passed


that rain on me snippet serving rupaul's drag race finale song...


— Day 2 Hi I’m magu! My pronouns are she/her. Looking for engene moots (esp filo hehe). Like’s and RT’s are highly appreciated tysm!!


manifesting all of my hearts desires


No fast food & no instagram


I want to give you whatever you want. Xo,


last night i had a dream that a) i was in some reality show where i couldn't eat anything and b) some angry woman broke into the car and kept beating us with random objects??? But we managed to push her out!!! dream me must be so strong


Why do girls look so hot with guys clothing diosito que ilegal


Munchie game on 100.


dont want this night to end


Babylon Bridge is burning down


Who remembers Jordan Ibe… Googled him there. Recently joined Adanaspor in Turkey equivalent to the Championship. Some fall from the next Raheem Sterling