Everybody getting on my nerves rn and I’m tryna work on my attitude


Ya can always tell when it gunna be a warm night cos some bell end has to have a bonfire so ya have to shut the windows


IMA MAKE ALOT OF MONEY THIS YEAR. I SAY THAT AS HUMBLE AS POSSIBLE . MY GRANNY GOT ME


When does @user Season 7 Summer Showdown Open Tournament begin? I’m trying to see that bracket


RAFFY YA BEAST!!


#ملتقى_الصبحاويه_ويونس smile


Dice meow


My manager just called me a “trailblazer”, so I think my internship is going well


Been in the absolute worst pain for over 3 hours, idk how I lasted almost all day at work feeling like this


I have to catch up on 3 episodes of greenleaf, and mussy 6 episodes of rupaul


So fed of hearing that everyone has had the vaccine when I still have a long ass wait


I knew I had a big heart when I still felt bad for people that did me so dirty.


Going to listen to some reefer jazz


Sooooo after a 30 hour trip I passed out at about midnight and woke up at 2 pm... 14 hours of sleep is now my new goal every night


Franco gonna come out stronger than ever


ISO someone who wears a small bottom and large top in swimsuits so we can order swimmies and swap


Just put Ole down man. Absolutely useless


Thank you @Demarcus #ChiefsKingdom


Melvin need to just come back


i’m going to try and make a vvv cute googie edit hopefully its not a flop ur gonna love the song choice


niggas don’t ever stop to think “damn she might know my wife”


Good evening yahoo boys and hook up girls


Hello, Indianapolis! It is 2:14 pm.


These late night working sessions must stop


Popko goes favourite again


The Dan and Phil Stereo live was so sweet and my heart is so full.


The way y’all be putting out really bad music with such confidence gives me so much hope


Can’t wait to hang out with my woman today.


Im cravin for boba ryt tf now


the way i have my photo wall 70% finished but i’m moving


Homegirl went to the gym then the buffet after, balance


It’s a whiskey kind of night. I fell down the stairs at school today. My first thought was “okay, dumbass” and my second thought was “is there any acute pain?” These are things you think of when you’ve had hip replacement and back surgery and when you have RA. Welcome to 40+…


If you remarried should you force your child who is an adult to attend the wedding…


She looks like midnight snack


#UthandoNoxolo with my fave Sis Andile in a few


KNOW HE FA THE STREETS


oomf just said hxh is terrible...


Pops got a new job


need a month in Indo.


Snow in LA yesterday? And a funnel cloud that almost turned into a tornado in San Diego?? The earth is angry


Ugh, feel like I'm gonna be sick


I wanna cum right now


I Don’t Rap, I Get My Style On


Now to watch Shrek 2


free all week for anyone who needs any service done


We were lucky that only some branches came down around our house. Our neighbors have some real damage, and these vultures are already riding around trying to drum up business for repairs


Tika made some cute ass kids


Urban Meyer did that shit on purpose lmao


Some of these folks are weird!! They rather complain rather than do/say something about it


I be tweeting my damn life away and idgaf


im sorry im so stubborn


Just a reminder that athletes all over the country are going thru summer training. Those that recover from sessions to session will have the greatest impact on their play this fall. #Sleep #Hydration #Nutrition #ViciousIntent #BoomBaby


okay im gonna play ace attorney now


i never realized how complicated picking your first car could be


that’s ya starting lineup for rest of tourney Gareth. 59.9 million of us weren’t wrong about Foden


I swear to you. My neighbor has cameras in my house and knows EXACTLY when I finally get the mini down for a nap. He ALWAYS seems to mow his lawn at that exact moment.


While Brazil strives to reopen schools and return to in-person education, a new survey published by @revistapiaui shows that in 2020 only 6.6% of public schools of the country provided free or subsidized internet to students who were attending classes remotely. 1/2


That's not a foul on Werner?!?! Wtf?!


Becky Lynch Vs Ronda Rousey at #WrestleMania


ya casi diciembre, ya casi puedo poner snow flower i all i want for christmas is you de mcr


If u think ima keep stressing an struggling wit u I ain ima grind witcha but definitely not for ya


Goodness, coming home to all these wonderful xie lian and svsss things im just


only if yuu knew


Never switched up been the same since day1


Big moves and big girl shit before the end of the year


No toxic energy and I love it


Getting a lot of requests for solo content… let me know what exactly you’d like to see.


Do i just look into getting coaching cause at this point idek anymore


SO my depression decided to leave


I think I’m going crazy because I haven’t seen my gf


Why does kiwi strawberry snapple taste like it’s spiked


Fortnite > cold war


Some people pure evil and devil


not sky rting that


Wonder women 1984 was not very good. It a fun movie to watch once but I was taken out by the very cheesy and poor special effects. You can tell she was suspended on a wire for majority of the film. Slow first half and lame final battle


It will be hard, I know. For you, neither me. But something that went mistaken for the first, will not be good to continue. If one day we meet "on the right path", let's start over together


Gotta get through 3 more work days then off another 9


fifth time rewatching tharntype there’s no bl series like it


7 days until a new Gears of War game


I'm confused there...Is Trump holding a press conference or a rally ?


Congrats on your game winner @morgz_10


My porn preferences are changing. I’m starting to really enjoy the masturbation / solo play category. Something about watching someone be deeply intimate with themselves that really turns me on


Some result that for Brighton is that btw


Anyone remember going to school and being asked “How many pancakes did you get?”... and did anyone have to lie because they only got a half and couldn’t possibly admit that to a class full who got about five each. #PancakeTuesday It’s also a good excuse for adult gluttony!


the only reason why i would want a partner is bc i need someone to kill the bugs for me


think im dying, hv a massive headache n blurry vision


Male characters are really difficult to draw


Let my brother drive while I shoot team effort


Im single because god made me for a real nigga


We gonna fuckup the night


100% go check out the new dancing TikTok. I might look cute and hot asf in them


Stressed & Sexy


Content creators on YouTube should have to declare their ads to the platform. I have YT premium so that I don’t have to watch ads. I don’t want to hear your in video ad for phone covers


Men w/ thigh tattoos


Australia complains about China becoming close with the Solomon Islands yet Russias concerns about NATO entering Ukraine is not ok.


Lol glad we friends again


Roll It Up Roll It Up Blunt Full Of That Stank Shit..


Race war twitter is messed, some of the tweets I’ve seen


Watch me speak from my heart when it comes to you


Ngl volunteering is so much fun!!! Im literally having the time of my life rn


I never cooked this much until I got with my husband


Making medicine was fun, but I think I was born to make marketing campaigns & hashtags.


marry me


I just got mad af why my son starting to look so much like his dad


What’s y’all favorite body oil to get from the beauty supply?


Can’t wait to see @RitaOra back on @MaskedSingerUK Series 2 on Boxing Day


Didn’t trade for a DE Haven’t signed OBJ That’s fine. Ramp up Drake Jackson’s reps and keep targeting Aiyuk


Nothing is more attractive than a person who has a kind heart.


Didn't notice that we have crossed the magic line of 100 followers. Thank you so much!


That head scratch the beautician does when she’s washing your hair


My new trousers come in the mail tomorrow


sensitive??? oh, you mean crying when you see a neighbor cutting down a perfectly healthy tree? yeah, then i guess you could say i'm sensitive!


I’m actually super smart, I need to stop belittling myself


Aint stole no cat & aint snake my fam, today was uh good day. "TOP of the TOP HOES"


Honor and pride Put the salaries aside


Kendrick Nunn. 10mins. 6points. Let me homie ball out!!


Spit is spit


i know my sports ni


Damn... I was excited to watch Ronnie absolutely wear out the short porch tonight


I’m so tired from this emotional rollercoaster


I got 5 clients this week


You know how most guys prefer if the girl hasnt been around? It applies to us girls with em guys too.


I only have but one complaint at the moment, don't paint me black when I used to be golden.


Not one of my favourite sportsmen but thoughts with Tiger Woods tonight as he undergoes surgery for multiple leg injuries after a car crash


If I can't ask for it from you. Don't fix your mouth to ask for it from me


i only noticed the "interrupt their friends" part of adhd after my psych, when i was getting diagnosed, listened to me talk to my mom and was like him: do you always do that me: what? him: interrupt people. you keep doing it me: do i??? him: interesting


The Poll Tax Riots forced a Thatcher to resign and lead to a General Election. Heaven forfend this would happen to the Plastic Thatcher...


Someone should’ve told me I’d have to s€ll a kidn€y to buy a plane ticket in order to go back home haha


D Book caught 2 bodies


You HAVE a problem with me watching anime?!?!??


Pretty && she taste good


just finished blocking my irls


Bro the hoes found all the gold inside my 2010 Honda Civic


Today is the youngest you'll ever be


A bitch got approved for $291 in stamps it’s mf littt


Thanks to, Cameron, at @2000AD subs department, I’ve now been given access to the digital Prog 2236, so I can start reading the rest of my progs. How thoughtful.


Got hella shit goin on today and all I can think about is a nap


Thiago with his sublime passing


Content Creators What Advice Would You Give To Yourself Past Self When You Started Out On Youtube?


And I enjoy every bit of it


$CEI Another bad day. When is this going to stop!??


I hated being in the hospital I miss being under my man


i hope we get masquerade/crissmas bundles bc i really really want a masquerade cd


Time to catch up on all the things I couldn’t keep up with gives me some time to get caught up


It bothers me knowing I can’t just snatch it off.. which makes me want to snatch it off


Finished the new year card


it jus b me & my thoughts


How many Trinibad songs are there??


Women is by far the greatest specimen ever made


how is pnd’s feature on the dvsn album better than all of partymobile


It's snowing! Poked my head out to see the progress of my tulips and assaulted by snowflakes.


One thing that scare me is that chucky doll


How is Alphonso Davies not sent off there? Particularly with VAR.


Me and Aubrie’s matching outfits came in the mail yesterday


-10° makes 50° feel like 80°


So you've heard the conversation about oracy and wellbeing now what? Agents of hope newsletter @user Neurodiversity celebration week @user @user @user @user Thanks to all the panellists and chair @user


I still have mpreg brainrot tho, it just buried with other fixation and its seems like I only have motivation to execute the ideas when I am ovulating


hopefully, masolve this week tanan hurdles!


Going to sleep now, radio on, please America, please


I hate planning parties


These hoes be fa ever body


Trying to make this career something because I’ve been nothing for a long time.


Fantastic performance from @englandcricket superb run chase.


As a reward for myself I’ll be taking a nap and laying on the couch all day


Do Forest fans realise that was only the semi-final?


Just turn me into Soylent Green


You my Best part Lim Jaebeom


I get my staples out in 10 days


the feminine urge to wanna cook for everybody i care about


I don’t think some of these absolute fuckin grade school casuals understand that *underperforming* in the context of making the tourney for the 20-somethingth consecutive szn w a team that gave a 5’8 white kid from clarkston extended minutes isn’t an indictment but a testament


The babe came for violence..


Strong people always have their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes they still manage to say " I'm OK ! " with a smile..!!


Might start getting into baseball to kill time during basketball and football off-seasons. What team should I start to watch and root for?


Whoever wants to get me something for my birthday I’ll send you my wishlist on Barnes and Nobles


I want some damn REDD’S but they don’t have none


yt folks so nasty, having they bare feet on the damn floor to try on shoes


Call me Stephanie


Somebody buy me BWW today. There could be something in it for you after


Anxiety really be trying to take a bad bitch out.


Happy Titty Tuesday ladies!


Ur sexy when you act tough though


midterm done stressed me out


Acoustic music be hitting diff today.


First shower of 2021


WAP is activated be back later


Willian actually played brilliantly today keep it up


And now @user got me wanting to drink wine


Hello let us stop negativity .. let us all be happy about his announcement and don't bring the past ...


Chiro yesterday, physio today. Life of an aging lifter


starting the spanish love deception


i LOVE sj dooley wtf


How you gonna find $12 in the parking lot... and turn it in??


Everybody gon be on next gen and I ain’t get a chance to pre order my Xbox Series X


i’m about to have a meltdown at work


I know it’s a bit late, but I wanted to say a huge thank you to @user for her workshop last week! I really appreciated her honest advice and feedback, it was incredibly helpful! Thank you @user for organising it


me want coffee mmmm


en fin me voy a ver wayvision gn mutis


it's really fun to watch my tittys get bigger day by day. especially like how the shape is changing as they grow. transition is cool as fuck.


im showing OFF at this pool party bro, it’s bout to get real active


lmao i hate ppl yo bc I was thinking like did she work out or got work done


So was Bernie not available?


Starting season four of scandal


3x2 babyyyyy @FDSportsbook


made 0.2 seconds of eye contact with a guy in the gym and he’s officially my new gym crush


Girly faces otw


Needing some ass tonight


Yeah no thank you I’m good being alone


Since when did Jack Ryan have superb combat skills?! Since John Krasinski.


I wish my aunt could see me now


There is not enough scientific research into the menstrual cycle, women's bodies or women's mental health and how it is linked to the cycle. Tf, our bodies are a whole moon...


Nate with a girlfriend


I’ve been saying for years I wanted to have a chicken shop and make my own sauces


Weird all the cod heads’ twitter has broke again


I'd like to see what kind of tape measure they're using to measure Trump's height. If he's 6'3" I'll hit a baseball out of the park! That's an impossibility! Let me tell you.


Nfl cracking down on players taunting other opponents smh.. these leagues are getting softer by the years


My room so comfortable now I love it


Are y'all sleeping or don't want free $SOL?


Your future will treat you how you treat this video so try not to blow it up


oh my, Asr


I done got a lil cough... bih hol’ up.


Just smoked tf out this Lexus, man was so hurt


did not code today. Got busy with college and other stuff. Will do tomorrow


Today's workout. 1530 reps, 175 #burpees, 90 min.


Try to embrace what makes you different


I have friends that don’t support my vision frfr and it’s cool...it’s just funny when they complain about the music that Apple Music feeds them


Who made stink a nickname?


massive Ws all around for wow players today


My moma tie her shoes so tight


Anyone telling you sw is easy money is flat out lying


you pee in the shower


What’s nice is you can tell I’m travelling because suddenly I’m constantly on social media


I kinda wanna play wildrift Comp


aight, cya all tonight (tomorrow morning if you are UK) sending upgrades and the new campaign PP on the main


I apologize for not announcing sooner, but streams this week in their regular times are cancelled. Spending my deload week with family and preparing myself mentally for the meet Saturday. I may do 1 spontaneous stream, but I will announce it beforehand! Stay strong Hype Squad


This bump hurts like hell and it’s not ready to pop


Ed Sheeran playlist makes me miss my college life


I’m single but me and whatsaname pretend like we’re in love from time to time


i really want some dark green crocs but they’re always sold out.


Lovers and friends festival was RIDICULOUS


ain’t nothing getting big over here but my stomach


Rib tips baked beans and cheese spaghett hittin hard af the next day


This has to he the most chillest and stress free liverpool vs united I’ve ever watched more goals please


goodnight, hope you all have a lovely day tomorrow. remember to be kind to yourself as we all need do it


hmm okay ive come to the conclusion that i will not delete any photos and videos on my gallery from now on for memories & impenitence purposes..


Apologies if i act differently getting my nails done got me feelin a little pampered n shit


Man flu. The struggle is real


Finished with school today wasn't too hard, But anyway how was your day?


So starting Thursday we will be in the purple for Covid


Might be forced into recovery by my doctor


I checked out the social network again tonight .. I was too young back then … this movie is sad


I'm submitting my thesis next week, so I am supposed to be on a writing hiatus until then. But, but, but...


Baby got me the pair of uggs I wanted for Christmas


sinetch itey inom all night tas duty next day


my internet stopped working 2 times in 10 minutes


fell out of my routine today, hope i get back on grind tomorrow


It’s crazy how much the human body can change after working out and having a stable diet


After a long ass hot day ! Which do you dispose of first : (thick ladies , where you at?!)


Liv clowned


time change has taken its toll on me


GET IN THEEERRREEE!! Tom Nichols has been outstanding tonight


The starters should be: PG: Cunningham SG: Ivey SF: BeY PF: Stewart C: Duren/Bagley Set the tone 1st!!! Then welcome the offensive prowess….


Practicing summit and I got a 12:06! Lots of mistakes and room for improvement but happy to get something be sides a 13 again


4 years ago I was going to Le Mans … the first and only time (yet) I ever went to a race and I wasn’t that much interested in Motorsport at that time. I wish I could go back there and enjoy a lot more


$CREX & $MARK overnight


Trying to convince Noe to get a tattoo with me for his bday.


I feel weird when my brothers that I never talk to call me baby sis. I'm like ... I dont know you like that, stop


Going to the pistons game tonight.


thinking of the day when you went away


We can’t put a time frame on our success. Life don’t work on our time. Just keep going until “whenever it’s done”


Alright no more mahjong for real now I'm going to need a week to recharge my flow


I’m ngl i keep skipping these tweets about Takeoff.. they’re disrespectful & triggering for his loved ones and other people who have seen stuff like this. Stop posting that man’s body. Let him Rest In Peace.


Going for #ChickenRC


Mannnn, I really respect @user but to not have the Heat as a top 4-5 team conservatively is NUTS… They were the 1 seed last year FOR A REASON….WITHOUT HEALTH… I see the Heat as a 3 seed AT worst.


your Pusey dookie you gotta spit on it just to get it wet


follow my new ig _bigpimpe


I love you Saviour Sushant


To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction - however it is not considered equal on the way back


Do not think for one minute that you are any less worthy of love, peace and harmony


How cum and it could juat be me, but you come across a person crusing and you playing with yo dick why they walk up and go straight for the nipples I get noting out of my nipples been touch shit suck my dick or eat my musty booty


EVERYBODY WANNA BE FIRST TO THE WORST SHIT POSSIBLE


I can’t wait to get back to my clients


2 Adcodols, 2 Mybulens, and a sleeping tablet in my system right now


i’m so annoyed i want 2 cry i knew today was gonna b bad when i dropped my torta this morning


I’ve been having anxiety all day long


And he’s outta hereeeee! See ya never


I got it lookin real Christmas like in my apartment


With roasted zucchinis


I am imagining fake scenarios and hurting my own feelings


Got into my car to my favorite song right now!!!! Cold cold heart


Gotta keep my options open


Pretty pigged off . Travelled to Spain on 20 hr ferry with dogs in ferry kennels . Fairly chaotic & lots of dogs. 8 days later , having mixed with no more dogs & being vaccinated , I have 2 out of 3 , so far, with Kennel Cough & a rising vet bill


Black communists simping for Russia that is stealing 10s of billions of dollars worth of gold from Africa


just got verbally attacked by oomf for no reason


no matter how many years pass…. imma always hate the fuck out of any J Cole album


she be with bad bitches that will ride too (that's the gang) And if your friend jump in she'll get mopped too


I got my nose pierced today and I don’t know how to ~not~ touch my face 24/7


BurnaBoy don blow like explosion


Wishing I was stressing over edc set times rn


yeah, here it is (using twitter app now)


Hate a beat around the bush type


SUMMER IS CANCELLED


dis shit got me fucked up


Giving any of these players new contracts at this point is self sabotage. Good night


I had a whole week and one day with my boss on vacation but oh boy is she ever back


I be using my new pen to text


not me taking Christmas decorations down and putting my Mardi Gras ones up…


20 april. It's your day, ily dad.


Very frequent very painful


Literally 3rd yr in lums and I haven’t understood the concept of cp in SDSB. Everyone is repeating other’s point and considering themselves Bill Gates


thoughtfulness goes a long way


i have a Pretty Pricy Parfum collection for someone who never leaves the house cos she has no friends


so what you're telling me is tht danganronpa is about investigating who the impostor is


Fi England..good for nothing


almost outta ouid


Kim Hanbin is so quiet. The last time I noticed he was quiet, he featured in Epik High's new song


What a wonderful world, Don Jr. ruining Twitter His dad heading back to the White House Wow


My fucking pelvis yo wtf is this !!!! My whole bottom half on 10 what’s up God ? Like this is how it is ? Dangggggg that’s what’s up


Imagine being proud of your willful ignorance on the national stage


After my gym stuffs tomorrow, I wantuu to hang out with two Mutuals (male and female) Who go Dey available ? Location: Ibadan, Abula


And every day that you want to change, that you want to change, yeah I'll help you see it through 'cause I just really want to be with you


do directioners still believe 1D is the biggest band in the planet? what year are they living in bro


Ready for fall but i hate the sun setting early part of it


Thanks @user and your shocking service. 7 mins past 3 bus from Smithton primary to inches retail hasn’t turned up. I’ve had to stand in the freezing cold with my 4 year old to wait on the next one (if it turns up) way to make my rubbish day even worse.


Businesses: yeah we offer health insurance, you’ll still have to pay half of it tho. Healthcare: oh you have health insurance that’s nice that will still be 100 bucks just to get in the door tho thanks


I had 2 tweets get over 200 likes, in the last 24 hours. This must be what it feels like to have boobs.


Thanks for everything you’ve done for New Orleans, Coach @SeanPayton


australian nctzens being one of the first to listen to the new songs told y'all in dating Johnny and ITS ABOUT BLOODY TIME WE GET SOMETHING.


Matched with my sister on tinder


MF he doesn't care about me


charbelitta i trust you


Guess who hasn't drank in months and realized wine was stronger than she remembered


vinland saga season 1 ended a year ago! time flies so fast. i wonder what theyll announce for the anniversary


shared garbage pickup is the woooorst. someone stole my black bin last week and this week they stole my garbage bin


Idk what people be looking for I don’t mess with nobody nigga


bye !! i'll be ia muna, i have online class


Wow usher album confessions is still a banger


I just found a lady bug on me


I don't like itttttt


Loki tommorow


WITH THE AUTO REVERSE!


always wakin’ up before my alarm #goals


anyways, stream Dynamite


still waiting for breath of the wild 2


Nah that knock at the cabin movie looks good


Let me just say that I’m terrified y’all are not gonna like Rent Boy as it goes along. I can see everyone building their theories and I don’t want to disappoint anyone. This story has been building since last year. Everything that’s gonna happen has been planned for a while


Dat Lil Attempt wasnt Shi


Currently killin every run on Plastic Off The Sofa. You’re welcome.


All I want is tan lines


Some students who saw me covering state wrestling this past weekend asked in class: “Professor C, what were you doing at the state wrestling championships?” If they only knew my “past” life.


It’s truly been a healing girl summer for me and I absolutely love it here.


goalllllll ballllllllll


That's my babydoll


The cackle I just let out on Ralph bumboclot Avenue.


my eyesight is getting noticably worse and i still dont own glasses or care enough to try and get some


stuff me a wood im booted right up


Why when babies get done eating that’s when they wanna touch all over you?


Uniendo likes te enteras de mucho


Uncle Mr Ozoemena literally kept half of the planet awake waiting for him to reply a comment Aunty queen Nengi made on his post....okkrrr... Still wondering why I'm saying #OzoneTheStandard ? That's why


#ATMCHE 1k followers tonight!!


I’m the boss calling all the shots


how you gonna claim somebody but be for everybody


You better get used to Zion being an all star, that’ll be the case for a LONG time


Getting an extra boujie pedicure after work cause fuck I'm stressed


reply if both namjoon and jungkook are in love with you


Some people are so funny. People are living private lives.. You dont know that they are doing great things offline . The fact that its not being posted online doesnt mean its not happening offline. Make una just dey play... People are married offline dey didnt put it online


Nothing messing up plans quicker than a sick child


Tengok Netflix time COVID ni got me thinking. Mana pergi good Malaysian tv series? Mana pergi something as good as Ejen 44 dan Ejen 88, Ghost, Kopitiam?


Birthday going good so far.


Jermaine is so cute ...


so now I have reasons to look forward this coming weekend


Not all teachers are evil witches that couldn’t do anything better and that’s actually a harmful stereotype that is not only misogynist, but also hurts future teachers with transformative ideals and keeps them from pursuing the career but WE’RE NOT READY FOR THAT CONVERSATION


I keep cancelling #netflix and going back only because of #CobraKai


“That b*h, #1, the only one. You see me!”


Jesus is in my neighborhood, doing good. It'd soon be my turn. I'll come back to quote this tweet.


GOOD MORNING JOSHNELLA


I actually don’t feel like working out today


My sciatica is back


Never had a lot but peace is all I need!


I’m really the dairy-free advocate!


my dms are gone bye bitchesss my notifs are off, i dont care goodnight


Drop your best pickup line


Working hard to make this pop up shop perfect


Bringing up my past is like knocking on my old house , I don’t live there anymore


I really do love feeding people and making them happy. A total people pleasure loser tho bc I don’t have many friends


I could go for a breakfast date too bout to get that in order


WHY is liam payne on spotifys christmas playlist


need some canes


changing my last name to swag


Re watching #wireintheblood fantastic series


Ayo these ribs I’m making looking pretty darn good


No I’m not getting stoned for the holiday Der*k Ch*uvins guilty verdict has me high as hell already


No fucking way I'm getting dodged bc he doesn't want me to chall on pc but on my ps4... I can't with these people man


Keep seeing Michigan doppelgängers in Denver. The other day I “saw” @user and @user and I’m pretty sure @user is “in” this restaurant.


gonna buy weeb stickers for my car


Ihenacho scores on Tuesday


Y’all hear that new @user track BASS BUMP!


america does not deserve this tho


As soon as you start leaving me on read or delivered, you won’t have to worry about me messaging you again.


Watching SW: Tales of the Jedi, Ahsoka’s parents are called Pav-ti and Nak-il… and their accents are… well… really Indian sounding. And then someone applies a tilak to Ahsoka’s forehead?! Lol! This brings me back to my childhood where representation was seen in non-humans


I hope whoever "Constance" is she enjoys the $180 @user gift card somebody fraudulently purchased with my debit card info


i’m scared to update the app that’s why


This is what they get for "dividing in between us."


Why competing with those who are not aware of you existence?


ye can try and kill me oan warzone but ye wilny come anywhere close pal


Im at war with these mosquitoes out here


A lot of things are going to take me to an early grave but my Masters degree is getting ready to put the nail on my coffin


Evening in watching the Blues Brothers. One last bit of joy before taking the car for its MOT tomorrow


The most irritating thing is not getting the job you need even though you didn’t even want it


I wnt my own puppy in tired of gettin attached to yall humans nd yall bitches jus leavin me


Random thoughts I’m thinking of handing out some litol goodies/freebies at the last day of manifesto in Manila that I’ll be attending hopefully. The next month after the concert is my birth month na so I think it’s my way of giving back na den hehe


I don’t understand why my job is having us do a self-evaluation... like I’m currently just trying to survive the Pandemic isn’t that enough


This man is literally so full of shit he can’t even smell himself. I’m sick of him


eat all the things mode coinciding with the second round is not my friend


I’m starving or am I fasting


just to clarify, we all watched Moesha the second time around and realized how much Frank sucks right?


Best Day Ever by Mac on repeat


My brother is at papas and beer on a fucken Tuesday


I wish I was talented enough to design something like that


Rashford and Martial are saving my week big time


I keep forgetting I have a ticket to EDC Orlando. And here I keep telling people I’d never go to a Florida fest


No me carga Twitch app


$ALU I love you @user


This Verdict Only Brings Temporary Joy, & I’m Seeing Too Many Ignorant Posts. Yeah He Was Charged Guilty, But George Floyd Isn’t Coming Back. There’s Nothing Happy In That. This Is Only A Start For Accountability To Be Held Moving Forward.


In person school started today. I don’t understand why the parents at the bus stop looked so unhappy at 4 o’clock.


when i let my nails grow back long and pretty again it’s all over! fuck you anxiety let me have pretty hands


Chegou meu notebook fml


Instagram has been allowing you to remove followers for a while now ...so when you unfollow someone be courteous enough to remove them as your follower too


I just need 4 pounds to hit my first weightloss goal


EVERYONE BETTER TELL @user HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW


I have no lashes on one eye and I JUSTTTTT got them done


I’ll never take another edible before work again lmao


Just tried a can of regular @user Water in a can. It tastes WAY better compared to bottled water.


Angry Orchard hard cider beer fyeeee


ALBUM IS DONE. HOLY FUCK.


im going to partially pass away


Good morning to all the Michigan fans. Everybody else, see you Saturday


happy 4/20 tho yall be safe out there


I think I should convert all my masterless star glitter… I can get 10 wishes


got him looking for the rare squishmallows all on his own


My bobo self misread the date and I have 55 pages of readings I didn't do and its due in an hour


Hmmmm uGash


Craving some red beans and rice


Okay.. this Something for thee Hotties.. YES


Waistline warriors


Remember the goal


If she love talk bout "Man a dawg" and dem ting deh


suddenly ma pren comes to me & ask me to help doing some statistic thing. sowy ma bro, bkan gamao nolongin ini mah.. bneran ini mah w bego bgt statistik


Estou f/a como pro player e streamer Dm or e-mail for contact I'm f/a as a pro player and streamer V + RT =


Christmas coming fast


& even tho I got some flaws I know I’m special to him


sooo ranboo is a scorpio huh


A trip down musical memory lane with some @BlocParty up LOUD. I still remember.


My nigga keeps me fed and happy


I’m so excited for my mom to start planning our Vegas girls trip for my 21st


I feel like a fucking clown


I want some cheeks to rub on while I’m smoking


I am LIVING for @user on snap right now


Despite some of the new girl group members being around my age I can’t help but feel old


I’m going to push myself to workout tomorrow


Unpopular opinion: I hate smoothies


Bonded for LIFE


USA really gotta triple team 41 yr old Luis Scola


UK heat is the worst


Why is it not socially acceptable for me to leave my house covered in hickeys by my wife?


I haven’t ate all day but I don’t know what I want to eat


Just spent 5 mins trying to get my new super 10 speed oscillating fan to work with not much success. Mrs walks by “you’ve got the hairdryer plugged in”


wowww I really wanted to go to target and the snow said sit yo ass down


Maybe I should start an OnlyFans…


Chelsea getting there asses handed to them


beyoncé said ONLY THE RADIO CAN PLAY ME!


Digicel feel say mi have money fi waste???!


Spaces is supposedly rolling out a Creator Fund soon... great news for a few of yall


Lili Reinhart short hair


I’ve hugged my dad more in the last month than I have in the last 27 years


Manga readers ALWAYS SPOILING SHIT.


Always try to think of the positive and keep a smile


AH i got formally offered the job i interviewed for last week


I checked all the name released by the sanwolu what I saw is macaroni & others,where is the names of the like of @user and other who stages a protest of #defendLagos and many patriotic citizens like that,it's the likes of @mrmacaronii Rinu and co that want to burn


I hate math son


NBA YoungBoy about to hit different right now


Since coronavirus is only getting stronger, and Trump cutting global health funds who wants to link before we die


I walked in the bar and misty said “it’s too early for your shit Bri”


Broke up with my acrylics after 2 years


im SO EXCITED TO SEE THEM AS THARNTYPE AGAIN ...but if theyre acting as a married couple arent they just acting as themselves


it’s acc mad how I find out stuff, like I don’t even try?? God just shows me


i had a dream nle choppa sat on my face til i couldn't breathe .. i wanna go back to sleep now


Another day, another muting of a white dude’s name because Christians insist on glorifying sexual predators


Ayeeeee I’m be here foreva


Need to make a kinlost


Why is possessiveness so attractive who made it a thing


i constantly have that “just washed the dishes wet panza” thing goin on while at work


If it doesn’t put me in jail or put me in a casket , I ain’t stressing it no more!


finally had the courage to ride space shuttle today and will probably my 1st and last


It’s hard work being this awesome.


I be tryna give my man space but he said "don't give him none unless he ask for it"... nigga well come move in then lmao


Who gettin me hiiigh for my bday


Hi my name is Lynette and I watch ppl decorate cookies


My Bestfriend bday trip next week and I don’t have shot to wear


I put so much time and effort into one female but I can't fw her nomo but deep down I miss her


So let’s sum up my experience playing the new DBD chapter; - Put on TWO offerings for a map that was released a chapter ago only to load into a different map. Only found out after the game that the devs have deactivated the map AGIAN - That same game I was facecamped


Puyat last night, puyat tonight, puyat every night so anu na?! Deds na


#RedSox better lay it down


I’m always your superior. You will bow down and worship your God correctly


when I dont know how to interact with people so I only like their tweets


to add to the bad day i have food poisoned myself


10 years on twitter .... I feel old


..just throw the whole day away, my goodness!!


slm, hi, hello and u won't say anything again.... pls what did u wantu buy?


This burrito place has northern reaper burrito and they had me sign a waiver bc it’s THAT spicy. We’ll see about that


oh, i'm feeling the academic pressure


I just texted ramon that sf MoMA opened up again and he said he knew he had been trying to get us tickets already


After the weekend I just had, I really need a big fat hug. Can’t believe a hug is now something that is difficult to have


ill be in new york in exactly a week


stop comparing yo status in life to other mfs. you on ya own pace


As bored as I am I’m still out here not responding to texts


-cause im def hungry


Simple 3-step process to get your first house hack: 1. Save for a down payment 2. Hire a realtor 3. Hire a lender


I need a word with whoever’s idea it was for blue sour patch kids


WAHH I got my first bayad from shopee i’m so amazed


kaoru waking up and makign two cups of coffee then bringing them to rei’s room to wake him up


If you’re coming to see me tomorrow please ignore the cement on the wall


LRT 100 days mail. Remembering my 100 days mail translations from KR


Why did this man just hook me up with his cousin without me knowing?


I'm free to run your ads so feel free to dm, I'll attend to you asap Happy holidays


I wasn't going to do anything for DA Day this year, but I have a smutty little Cullvelyan future fic that's close to finished which I could probably get done before the weekend, if I try.


Kinda wanna do another video of my throat getting fucked with me upside down


I feel bad for anybody minding my business. Y’all must be confused af


aye, aye, aye. yea, you. stop fucking asking me for fucking money.


My biggest flex is that I have everyone in my life convinced that I’m ok when on the inside I’m actually falling apart


yay second dose. pweds na magresign


We live in an era where a blog can post something & everyone just takes the bait instead of doing simple research


It feels so good to just be able to lay down


Need that scat


Happy Birthday Dude @user and it's is his birthday today and have a awesome day for your birthday!


Gastuha mubalik onsite oi. I don’t have proper shoes and clothes.. dress code is real! Also makeups. Hahahaha nalabay najud tanan kay more than 2 years na.


you see liam yeah


The streets are saying lizzy amekufa


She's a 1000 cos she's Igbo


like for an indirect i rly need a distraction rn so i don’t lose it


Brandon Belt woulda had that


currently: Not having a great time


I need a new spot cause not having a park in front of my building ain’t it


hays ang sad namaaan


i’ve been sick with extremely horrid nausea for a week and a half. got a zofran rx for when it hits but this shit is debilitating man I NEED TO CLEAN MY KITCHEN I CANT DO THAT IF I CANT STAY VERTIVA LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES


If I could just survive without spending any money that’d be great


Fucked her at the room and made her pay for the room


Fire the unvaccinated but let actual Covid positive ppl work and go out into the world and spread it to others. Okay.


sapnap screaming “WE’RE BACK”


i want a love like stef and lena in the fosters


Damn Philly shutting down til February 2021


Planned on finishing my reading queue after work but I walked through the door to a date my partner planned out. We're doing a paint and sip night at home. Tipsy tarot or intuitive answers later *maybe* but bookings will be completed tomorrow instead. Needed a little TLC


i miss my pb friends


Every time I got to this damn mall somebody daddy always tryna be a sugar daddy.


Also thankful for everyone wanting to plan cool stuff, but don’t want anyone else trying to plan things for me or say they have an idea for a plan then never bring it up again. Have felt a massive lack of control in life lately + this is not a time when I need it added to.


I swear if I see Jessica from Love is Blind I will flip


Started when we were younger you were mine my boo


I do hvac for living and a mf really asked if we mount TVs also


ROY (Rookie of the Year)


Need everyone to wish me luck that I make it out of this house by January. I am going crazy.. slowly but surely.


My bass go crazyyyyy now


Ain’t no heartbreak worse than when you get your dog a toy and she/he doesn’t like it


isn't sora the main character of smash now


I’m extremely proud of the poise that Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson is displaying during her confirmation hearing. These Republicans are trying to break her but she’s standing strong


Everytime I Think About Making A Big Purchase, I Say To Myself “Nah Ima Keep Saving”


Can @MarcusRashford sort out Europe too?


I always liked my woman book and street smart


I can’t wait to my stinka get a little bigger


Who else is happy to see Wolf?


Brb while I go deep throat a popsicle for some excitement


I’m getting married next year tho so it’s ok


So @raywylie what exactly are the other uses for vapor rub?


Now.. Do I rewatch Demon slayer or continue with Black Clover?? I really want to see Zenitsu in his element.. Again..


I can't wait to adopt a fur baby. It might end up replacing all my human relationships.


if you have plans to go out this nye please be safe and careful


There is nothing more frightening than falling down the rabbit hole of reading hateful middle aged white women's tweets. Ugh why does this happen to me? I click on their bios after reading a snarky comment they make and then I can't help but reading their other shit. Awful


Imagine someone making your energy go up about something and then quickly making it go down again


I've forgotten the @ of my friends that are Man.U fans


Like if ur Buzzin for maga tomo


i m on wingstop bad .


I done had 52 naps today, working on 53


You have no idea, I'm so depressed that Summer Strike is over. I didn't even have time to prepare. I thought it was 16.


Seems like Biden/Harris go everywhere but the southern border!


Cant Wait To See My Besti Boo Next Week !


I’m so irritated Moe


Right now I'm doing a lot of praying and a lot of growing...


Damn, who knew writing multiple scripts at once was gonna be cute but also chaotic … but in a good way


My little sister wants me to have another bsby sooo bad ! I told her when I’m 30 & married


Let me listen to The Weeknd to activate my toxicity


After I’m done, I’m done. I can never regive af, I just can’t


1/ Hello, fellow Burlington County, New Jersey Bernie supporter. We urgently need your assistance.


Mom's surgery was successful. Thank you God


this hot ass weather, might just have to fade the wave pool


DONEEEEEE...OK NEED TO READ ANOTHER COMPLETE MANHWA


I wanted to love the fenty face skin care line....i tried it for 30 days and my face doesnt like it


Selling 2 tickets for Marcus Mumford (of Mumford & Sons) for this Thursday Night at The Met Philadelphia! Message me if interested


Whew Lord Jesus


Happy 2/22/22 y'all


You got me fly so fast … Vote for #Butter as the Favorite Pop Song on the 2021 #AMAs


The devil working overtime


your a coward if you can't apologize or make shit right, your a coward if you don't take accountability & get help fuck posting you can get sex partners & some damn chains who tf cares if your a coward when it comes to the real shit, do you have character then?


The girls and I going to arbys


gotta say I'm not all that passionate about pokemon anymore, which sucks since it's what got me into rpgs and that's all I ever play nowadays


Take our personality test to find out which Chelsea Champions League winner you are!


Liveeeeeeee


just got a med check and it was rly akward cause my mom said she thinks im depressed and now i might have to go back to dah treatment


Tigers pitcher just threw the ball from the mound to Yankees dugout


Heaven help me now, heaven show the way Get me back in my own two feet I will lie awake and pray, you don't lie awake for me


Somewhere out there, our name comes up when two colleagues argue about what was said in a meeting... You’re welcome


OMG STORMIS GONNA BE A BIG SIS


This quarantine got me folding clothes as soon as I take them out of the dryer


I know no why Ahmed Musa d rush come camp


What if mtsu had a “whites-only” org


Some confessions or restitutions are better not said or done at all...


I have the first birthday of the year out of all of my friends, family, etc. nobody gave me shit but my parents, siblings and co workers. How dare mfs feel some type of way cuz I ain’t give them shit


I think my tooth infected


I loved yearbook signing in school & reading everything someone thought about me. So I esp love hand written letters from anybody. Words of Affirmation forreal my love language


Thank the heavens for Sparkling Water


im glad you died


I don’t know why... but I feel like tonight and tm going to be crazy


Boy you don’t even know it you send chills through my body


On behalf of @user please wear a mask at court now, if you can make sure it’s a FFP2. Those cloth ones are pretty/attractive but do not repel moisture. If you are offered the booster jab please take it. Remember: Hands, face, space


Will all you fu*king racists stop pretending that you want to stop the people smugglers. You couldn't give a fu*k. You just don't want anymore Black or Brown people in England. Have the balls to admit what you are


And the award for worst tv and broadband provider goes to @VodafoneIreland , well done guys


I don’t know how it is where you’re at but it is swamp ass hot here in Kansas today.


I applied for Hunters former Job at Burisma Holdings. I told them I will do the same "work" for half of what they paid Hunter. The only question on the application is... Who is your father? FINGERS CROSSED! I HOPE I GET THE JOB!


I love my lil butt that’s not so little?


I Got 8 More Days In Facebook Jail


Please do not add me to any trains. I was happier at 4700 followers.


now i see why hoes don’t fw bisexuals cause bitch im not finna compete w a nigga w tattoos,guns,a car, and he be scammin? BITCH I CANT WIN! i got a mfkn guitar and a hug for you


Y'all did anyone else know that the fallopian tube isn't actually connected to the ovary and uterus? So if one has to be removed, the remaining fallopian tube just CHANGES OVARIES EACH MONTH FOR THE EGG TO REACH ITS DESTINATION?? LIKE IT JUST KNOWS WHERE THE EGG IS?? Mind


I don’t need to create more OCs for a game I don’t even play but listen. TRASH BARD.


happy #Twosday ... we're all gona die


My professor basically told me not to go to Texas for my internship but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t still considering it


“No means next opportunity”


Katy Hearns biggest fan??? @user


Let me suck your dick when your stressed


Already thinking of how I wanna decorate when my family moves away


having someone i cann run to whenever i feel like i’m about to breakdown is a great blessing, irly


Priti Patel is playing the long game. She knows the @Conservatives are screwed in the next election. She doesn't want to be an 18 month PM. She's aiming for 2029. Please don't forget how evil she is


All Brook Lopez do is flop and foul


Ma prof .#galli


yall no tengo kinks


Hey, sleep good okay. Good night


Excited for these two weddings


Y’all are mind fucked enemies probably took dick once.


Ooh lorrd


Yaaawning… Seems like a LOT of people got a kick out of her, huh?


They really took “Lil Big Pac” off Spotify


honey old bay wings tn


Traffic was so ghetto this morning coming to work.


I was in that orientation so long i looked outside when i was done & there was snow on my car lol tf


ppl@rly hate to see bts winning just say ur racist and go


where were all these guys from high school sliding into my dms when i didn't have a date to senior prom


Raising your parents while trying to raise yourself >>>>


Showing you’re interested but don’t wanna seem thirsty


least they can bring on Carroll @ 60 minutes and lump aimless balls into him


started doordash and made $8


The team from Amsterdam might rock daily paper but this was a cash money performance by the team from Naples. That’s 3 wins in 3 ucl games as they top their group the same way they top their domestic league . This is why we love this game anything can happen


Truly not givin a shit is da best option to pick


Na 17500 i use fill gas on Saturday. Still Dey pepper me when I think of it.


mans has a song called sorry but couldn’t even say it in the post


Hug a Chelsea fan, save a life


my dad is a republican


y’all ever do 90 in a 30 cause oml


First day of marriage counseling went great! For some reason a guy asked us If we ate poop?


if i don’t answer the FIRST time .. don’t keep calling me !!! Tf


im just gonna hope more dates is a possibility


Time for the ow2 grind


Why is everyone so excited about this face app that turns you into the opposite sex. Snapchat did that 10827474 social media years ago.


Woah is that rum bih the best backwood??


I just neuroeconomically analyzed the lyrics of Motive and came to the conclusion it is not correct


Can’t believe I beat Leia three times in imsg games


it’s taken me so long to try and get out of this horrid slump i’ve been having but i think i’m finally starting to get somewhere. taking each day as it comes


Done woke me out my fucking sleep


Solid from the jump.. I'll ball thru the clutch.


korpisola is good at hockey


heyy don’t tag tyler in the ig post on watcher there’s obviously a reason why they’re not giving his @


Oh man #DerryGirls got me good today


I made the biggest mess ever


i could go for some nanakuli special rn


sorry if i failed as a daughter


if one more person calls me with a dumb question


I think i might do a contest next year and everyone has to choose someone to collaborate with for their entry’s because collaboration contest


packages and surprise mail make such a huge difference & make me especially happy during these times


But I start back in 2 weeks


Warriors make it 2-0! Goal by Senior Sean Mohlenkamp assist by Conti


Corona virus with lime please


You really gotta pray for miserable people because whew!


I’m so tired all day and then at night I can’t sleep. Why can’t I ever sleeep


I had real bad mental breakdown earlier


I would do anything for some fucking fries rn


Life is already hard, please have soft bum bum


twitter is deleting inactive accounts. bro i have usernames saved wtf am i gonna do


polo g is the goat


If she only asked you about adding you on MySpace and not IG, Facebook or Snap.. that’s a red flag bruh.


the aespas are at it again….


I can’t get over that I’m seeing @theweeknd in October! So excited


I kept seeing cute ass promise rings on tiktok & I was like aw I want one :// but then I was like PFT I don’t need a man to give me one. Who’s gonna love me forever? ME. So I bought one


We’re recording episode 6 tonight. Drop some questions (about The Last Dance, NFL, general sports, or literally anything) in the replies and we’ll answer on the show!


My smell finally came back


I know kierra about too get me right thursday, I cannot wait


I don’t want to think to much.. I just want to feel


house hunting is so stressful fr cause u gotta b patient but move fast @ the same time!!


Getting a new piercing this week because why not?


Ghana is cool until 2 wks past and you need a haircut


Good！


Just because you think your relevant doesn’t mean you actually are. Peoples egos get the best of them on the daily. We can all do this. No reason for hostility or hate. Clap for them


Block that nigga today he don’t deserve you


Through the wire talking about the rocket’s literally fixed my whole mood on us


A FB friend posted that they’re looking for housing in the area she currently lives (Indiana) and people are commenting listings for $400-500/month. For 1 and 2 bedroom places. WHAT. My mind can’t even comprehend this idea.


I LOVE Emre Can


another weekend in corpsman school... cutting into my leave


So want to go Maidenhead tbh… anyone wanna let me come


I can’t wait to ask my friends “bitch, how hot is it outside????”


@ quackity u can end las nevadas only if u show inside of your casino i’m ready to throw hands if u don’t


Stg i have the cutest date idea and no date


Lots of energy going through my body right now! Wow!


California in 2 weeks


Mt fomeee


They playing Tupac Changes …… Yup they got me


Just got home from visiting my dad. He has dementia. We had not seen him since last summer. My stepmom had a fall 2 days ago and is in hospital. We called her on hubby’s cell and he got to talk to her. My heart swelled seeing him light up hearing her voice.


It’s so funny how companies will run you down to do an ad for them in a video on time but they want to take forever to pay you.


Bye WhatsApp, hola Telegram


Make a thread of y’all favorite smoothies you make at home ...


That glorious scenario where two trucks are harmoniously occupying both available highway lanes - one going at 45 kmph and the other at 45.03142 kmph


and the pan is just bubbling so uh yeah


Why the fuck gc smoking on that boofie I JUST WANT SOME GAS MAN


Anytime I post a car on here for sale…if you find me a buyer imma give you 40-50k cash


Imagine taking your s/o to a family gathering and you find out your related


Istg they love LA!!!!!!!! Like why are they adding another date


Soooo what are your New Years resolutions? Mine is more $VRA, interested to see what you lot are focusing on next year


I think @NaughtyBoyMusic will leave soon


I’ve been cleaning actual shit from every surface of my apartment for the last 3 days because this fully grown adult man is either really sick yet refusing medical care, or is purposely making my life hell. & the fact that I legitimately cannot be certain it isn’t the latter:


Today’s Game Ballot is going to be


finally got my evaluation back and it was perfect. my POWER


I like dvsn version of “The Weekend” better than SZA’s original


I’m just starting to watch Snowfall


I got a cut y’all


These restaurants taking shit off the menu like the food caught the corona


Being the middle man sucks


I am in my 4th shadow ban of 2023 Hooray for free speech!


chenle having his own content


Extra hours it is then


Thoroughly enjoyed this #BBNaijaReunion episode. They’ve been honest and it’s been very relatable. Omashola and Jackie


niggas been saying bitches been beggin a lot lately they is fed up with y’all


Look change kr ky jana hy university


I miss seeing movie trailers on tv smh


When the work is done and the sun comes down


somethings wrong talaga


I got my big bag of turtles


guys i want boba


Bandz said he turns the beat into Krillin. Guys, do you understand how sick that line is? Please appreciate us guys, uyati siyazama...


Oh yea My DMs are open if you guys wanna chat


Waiting for nnestyledyou books to open


got leah a whole new wardrobe


“At your best, you are love” - Aaliyah


Hello @user we won today o


Midweek drinks is where it’s at


Dogs are so damn expensive


How did we meet? I can't imagine it was for good reason. Tell me, so I can shrug off this depression


It’s Tuesday but it’s my cousins birthday so we finna get drunk & have a good time


i’ve never heard the rain traveling


My son had a really hard time seeing the couch go.


I’ve made so much progress on being less nice-nasty.


My season coming


I feel absolutely fucking AWFUL and I still haven’t had my results... no news is good news right?


I will prob take the mick out of how complicit and thick humans are


I hate AirPods in the gym. They keep falling out no matter what mold I put on them


you felt good when I felt bad


m’y phone is at 3% and i’m in someone else car


Panera bread for dinner sounds like the plan


Goodnight everyone!! Glad to be rewatching b99 it's been so long


Family ain’t family nomo fuck em! They be ready to run to the book but same mouth they talk bout me with same mouth they beg with


who wants to be the lucky person to buy me an album this time i have to save my money


One of my favorite Kirk Franklin albums ain’t even on streaming sites, I have to listen to it on YouTube


Stir fry for din din


First 3x2 hit


My custard game is soo peng!!!


I just wanted to show so much appreciation to @Splitgate they have changed gaming in my eyes. I stopped gaming for a few months and then splitgate came out and it changed everything and I am blessed to play it


Sex with me is amazing with her it’ll be alright


Er I am going to have a moment with my pfp


not to sound gay but quote thinks toroko deserved better and is bitch-coded


please ingetin gue buat jangan panic buying


Ringing my brother complaining about the WiFi because Netflix wasn’t working thought my tv was frozen. Turns out when I was pressing all the buttons on my remote I also pressed PAUSE


this nigga a weirdo bruh


Let's get this fanduel money


I just don’t understand how you would want to be on child support then to take care of your kid like it’s sickening asf


These days are never promised to come again in our life, take your atmost chance for doing ibadah and to ask Allah for what you want. Because never is promised next Ramadan.He listens ur small whisper too. Allah knows ur heart,Try your best to get closer to Allaah on these days


Director of my team just emailed us giving us more praise


My soul mate is probably Light askin lol, lord knows I pay them no mind


Damn Errol speedy recovery


Sushi and sake


if anyone wants to send me minkyun (or any of your faves) content feel FREE


Years after deleting my account, I decided it was time to give LinkedIn another chance... and one thing hasn't changed: the default privacy/ads settings are still unreasonable


Thanks for stopping by my little surprise stream!


happy birthday glamma Rose


I wonder if other people I work with are fantasising about horny scenarios when we're not in meetings...it can't just be me


Y'all I remember that one very problematic article in a science magazine. It shamed polyamory and told people to go back to monogamy..


Ahh...that satisfying feeling after the grant is submitted, and you can close all of the unopened browser tabs (some of them duplicates) with no hesitation. I live for it. It feels like I have regained some order in my life. I feel free...until the next one


Children and Audacity


I’m sad i forgot my grill in the car and the valet dude swooped on it


need someone to make that sacrifice and come cuddle


Over here thinking of @markhoppus and how cancer sucks balls. Keeping you in my prayers and good vibes


Go buy my top fetish clips on c4s Shop opened today


Do you guys believe that sweets can make your brain work? Cuz mine dles


When you can just sit & have a geniune conversation with an understanding nigga>>>>>> love this for me!


truth be told, No One Is PERFECT


But anywho I’m cooking roast mash potatoes with gravy and corn


Almost time to pump my man with sea moss and oats


I just put the ‘97 on this convenience check…wow lol


why is Pennsylvania covered in spiders


Dear God, if I can't drive somebody's daughter crazy give me a benze at least I could drive that one hold body


Hiccups are back again for like the fourth time today


i’m damn near 100 videos in bro


Who knew Election Day anxiety could be a thing lol only in America. I’m ready to have my peace of mind back.


If you ever question your ability to do an hour spin class, just know that your legs go numb after the first 30 and then it’s easy


This nigga got me tripping got me smoking ion get high!


If any of you cry at my funeral I’ll never speak to you again.


Okay done linis.


we LUV a cancelled class


Follow @user I don’t use this twitter


Making my cousin and I come crack dip , cocktail wennies and finger sandwiches when I get off


Getting my nails done every 2 weeks is a must I feel brand new


i forgot to write in my journal yesterday hahahaha so i used up 5 pages just for today and yesterday’s stories


Wasgood @chosen1ra


Time wasted on nonsense


Men don’t ever post they titties


i’m not ignoring you, i’m just on pinterest minding my business


“Lifting up women and girls is not only the right thing to do, it’s the smart thing to do.” @HillaryClinton @GirlUp #GirlLead20 #GirlUp Qees


Playing with meeeeeee


My problem is i be on the verge of spending 5 raccs on designer


The shirts hobi and tae are wearing are super cute


Done graduated and stepped up, letsss goooooo


One time my cousin who doesn't know he's my cousin cuz I don't talk to that side of my family hit on me @ school


Me: Let's role play. Her: Oh yeah baby, who do you want to be? Me: You be an FBI agent... Her: Yeah? Me: ...and I'll be Donald Trumps safe. Her: What? Me: ... Her: ... Me: Nooooo don't go in there!


Y’all weird asf…. Who records somebody dying


Serious conversations have to be had about Sanchos off the ball ability I can count about 3 games this season alone where Sancho was just nowhere to be seen He also struggles to find himself in goal scoring positions


I’m teaching my boyfriend how to braid my@hair. Wish me luck


Shands elevators be pissing me off


Actually running out of space on my bookshelves, but no I will not stop buying books


so why it rain everytime I wear my hair out


So do y’all look in a mirror a lot


I was so angry today about AGF Ahmed Idris 80bn fraud. I was bittered until I listened to @PeterObi in @ARISEtv then I keep my hope alive again. Who is this man @PeterObi in this life? #PeterObiForPresident2023 He's so lit. In fact, my family has @user Go and verify!


#FlaPanthers twitter meet up tonight?


is there any cute DAY6 x weki meki moments?


overhearing my coworker defending her microwaveable tamales to her bf


I spent a 60 ball


Pregaming the TPAS tour by listening to the album on repeat for the next two weeks


it’s been a while since I’ve been sick and today is straight up kicking my ass


I need this portable Wi-Fi box so I can work everyday on the lake or a cute patio dt this summer can’t wait


Cancun in feb can’t wait


I wanna be the girl that makes you cum on your phone screen


#Crypto has changed my life.


You know a sure way to activate me crying: put on This Is US. *wiping the tears as we speak*


tl dead? Pete davidson is hot asf!


How have I only just started watching Peaky blinders


They play with you they know I’m taking a risk


keep shorting $luna


Werner forgot the sense of the attack


i have to get my ass eat behind the garfield restaurant


The hoshi gay chicken joke is so funny to me, but whyd people have to screw dino over with that word


LoL m’a tout pris


Still can't believe I got approved for my apartment, finally able to have my own place


Superb cross @croft7 @RobbieSimmo #oafc Picked him out from 3 yards


99% don’t care about you during the process but everybody wanna toast up when the job is finished. I’ve witnessed it before


Working out and eating good get your shape in tip-top


I should have 4 puppies by now with the way i keep getting promised one......over here puppyless


Tried to donate plasma but my iron was too low by one point


I use to wear skirts all the time literally from elementary school through middle school. I’m bringing that shit back! I love dresses, but Skirts are poppin’


*opens DM* looks at those. and those. *closes DM*


WAIT HOLD UP I HUST WOKE UP AND I SEE THAT PEOPLE ARE DRAGGING MY BOY TAEHYUNS VOCALS FROM LAST NIGHT?? GURL BYE ATLEAST HE CAN SING BETTER THAN YOU AND MAKE MONEY OFF HIS SINGING COMPARED TO YOU


Like if you have so much money, give me some. Tf. You not giving we ain’t speaking


kny over and still living in people’s minds rent free.


Work and happiness


but yk, for me i did not cry for nothing bc hearing their own stories earlier made me really emotional especially when namjoon cried, it breaks my heart so much. but then again, hiatus or not. bts forever


If u kno what I kno you would get dine on da flo


nah why did they have to kill the best one?


The way yall having those girls in bobby’s picture


I don’t be needing nobody to go out with me .. i vibe by myself


ever since I had Covid 2 years ago I can’t stand the taste of sour cream and onion chips, but I still torture myself with eating them because “maybe one day they’ll taste normal again”


You bitches gone die mad if it’s up to me


why did I finish Too Hot To Handle in one day? Now I'm bored, I played myself


Wrong answer on test 4


GPA looking great


It’s November, y’all. This means I get to see Bad Bunny in concert this month


Just saw paisley print on depop listing called “carpet pattern” and made my day


Finished uni 5 yrs ago not having a clue what I wanted to do after. Got an office based job and it was soo boring, but it really made me reflect on what I wanted and didn’t want from job. Glad I figured it out as I’m now in a job I’m enjoying & I look forward to going to work


Tonight is the big day for Donald turmp it will be on at 8.00pm I will going to watch it when I get home from the gym


Spinach ravioli is so good wtf


My mama hair look goooood


I have annnnnxxxiiieeettyyyy


Say It With Yo Chest Or Stfu


Ima buy my outfits in December


Twitter now allows Androids to have a restricted reply option?! I feel considered and valuable!


Taco X TV is hot


So Shia LaBeouf tattooed his whole chest for a movie role where he isn’t the main character and dies half way in


Just bought myself a pink diamond ring for Valentines Day


I know every time I play Pink Matter my neighbors are like again?


Might go check a card when I get home


i mean i wonder what jt going to cook for dinner


Latinos are the most beautiful people to me


The amount of attention that some people seek out is legitimately cringeworthy.


People on here bashing others for saying PTD movie tix are too expensive with a ‘you’re paying for the crew and production quality’ spiel and then turning right around & tweeting they’re going to watch a pirated live stream. Irony is alive & well. Critical thinking alas isnt


My girl is sleeping to deep that no matter what I do she won't wake up. Already stole the blanket, toys and 70% of the bed. Now heading to sleep


he say “since you dont answer when i call you my girlfriend, you my wife now.” I aint stop smiling since


is it smart to buy a house now


Idk why people keep calling Bernie a socialist. He’s just, kind of left. Most of our “Democratic” nominees have been right, just not as right as a republican.


Chiefs and short corners


I finished All American and Elite from start to end in one week. I literally have nothing else to do with my life atm


Its a magic how i can still smile eventhough after being hurt so much


I’m 20years old makin oop niggas hate


No matter how well u study de little secret u found out everybody always knows


Hai Chelsea yona


all of a sudden i’m known as that one girl w cancer


got so many amazon packages coming, feelin like christmas


cishet men calling me sis makes me want to vomit


The new fully-loaded iPad Pro (12.9 inch, 2 TB SSD, 16 GB RAM, cellular) with the Magic Keyboard costs 2700 USD.


so ready to fail my ap exams tomorrow


think about life and being woke son, believe dat


Need my hair to grow back ASAP im tired of looking like a takuache


If I get distant, it’s because I learned my place with you


Please pray for my SO. She's in pain & headed to the ER. I'm very concerned.


Thanks Mary for the follow


I Always Get What I Want by Avril Lavigne and Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson are a part of the soundtrack for the sequel of The Princess Diaries.


Well so guess I lost my job permanently cause my work won't be reopening I just found out


hope my decisions this year don’t gain me energies


The last few weeks have been a huge learning experience for me! It was well worth all the time invested and I still have some more to go. That being said. I can't wait to get back to making Art/Merch designs, and chatting in Spaces!! I'm so passionate about this it's unreal.


i haven’t worn makeup in forever and somehow my skin is worse than when i did


As if my heating and hot water is gone


Nah I see today a funny day on Twitter lemme hit this gym yo


This Minnesota Attorney General did a good job representing the state and got the right verdict. But he needs to stop talking. Pumping up him and his team by talking about MJ and passing the ball. Wtf? Not the time or place.


Can’t believe my mama dam near let a whole thing of grapes go to waste


Many of my moots have logged off so imma too. Goodnight everyone


I am really wondering with what weapon system Ukraine hit the airbase in Crimea today. And it's another proof of how useless Russian air defenses are lmao


Forgot how good @user brownies are


very proud to announce ive only cried twice today !! that is all


I love my gf big amount


There’s this one girl I really wish liked girls


Iphone 12 purple iz so niceee


My nigga said he giving me one of his bank cards periodT tf


eunsang post tomorrow


Well. Just like clockwork. It’s day 3 and me and my mother are at each other’s throats


I can’t believe I ever owned thigh high boots


Don't just hope you make it. The ones that did make it knew they would.


Anyone know how many years it’s been since 1999? #thegame23


Welp...SoundCloud is still mad at me. My account is still FROZEN


#HuTao come home linda


New socks and underwear excite me.


Omg I’ll be 29 next Tuesday


Kelleher really Surprised me Promising prospect


It’s prime day and I ordered a new SPA shower head. I’m so exited


I hate that I get bored so fast with my hair color


oh I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night


My nose is on fire


All you ever need is a night with your gals and a large glass of wine.. then suddenly everything is all good!


I actually hate that online shopping is a thing


left arm complete


Mood: assistindo a live da @user


Y’all.....I HAVE A JOB.


If she wears crocs she’s crazy


People really do be addicted to constantly talking about things they swear to hate and “Care nothing for”


Evil Girl / Angry Girl


The next few years are going to be real exciting for myself and those around me. I don’t know why yet, but they will be.


I sat last on the table for dinner and finished eating before everyone. Eating contests should hire me


That was my first time in medical but why does it feel like I’ve been in medical before


Fxck allat…. gimme Brooklyn tonight.


I think pads are so gross.. what y’all just sitting in blood throughout the day?


I will destroy you day by day and you won't even notice it.


Yu can’t talk to my girl she a rich nigga bitch


Watched Midnight Mass today. The whole thing. Then I went to my counseling session. What a fun day


I wish I would’ve made it to da liquor store


I envisioned the Celtics beating the Grizzlies by at least 20. Didn’t expect them to go up so soon though


A wife in a generation of boys who don’t even want girlfriends


And just like that the title race comes down to the last match day


Ugh makes me feel like such a badass


Hello to everyone but especially to our new hires


Bucs tryna make the avengers


Who cares if the guys I like tell me I’m pretty.. the guy who wanders around my job says I’m fine and he likes my hair so


Glee fans... I’m watching season two of Glee and I just realised that every season was literally an entire era by itself. And the last three seasons aren’t bad...they’re just a different flavour


normalize deleting art pieces whenever you make a minor mistake


She keep saying that I’m the man, that shit boosting up my ego.


they say get with your dawg and make it right but how . . mine in the sky


Always right, you're never wrong Telling me I don't belong Just put the knife away and try to listen, to listen You say you changed, you stayed the same Always driving me insane Just put the knife away and try to listen, to listen


Hell yeah gonna buy kush. Don’t have 2 pay my car for 3 months.


Y’all see people flexing and start hating. I see people flexing and get motivated.


missed the goal but lovely finish from beth england


Mount Zion


Well time to find the right Tacoma, I got a good ass offer for my subi


Not other stans being hypocrites tweeting shit like (no more fandom wars) but out here hating and under his comments! Isnt that what starts “fandom wars” Practice what u preach from now on


#AmphanCyclone No sunshine today!! I hope its not the silence before the storm!!


Once I get my hair & lashes done… shhh mama is back!!!


I got the job I really wanted. Watch out guys I’m coming back baby.


Its been so long since I've had to actually book my car in for service since I always just take it to my dad for stuff but I'm finally getting new brakes


I literally hate every edge control


seeing bullet train


If we take a trip on the real creep tip Bitch, rule number one is don't repeat that shit !


Trying to put my needs first and boy is this hard


kinda sad that i am losing interest in poca and slowly losing connections with all my poca friends here as i rarely come onto this acct anymore


Whyyyyyy am i seeing all this vajayjay on my time line


Lemme get up & go put these titties on SC real quick.


Dem backshot yah don't good Fu me heart


This lady almost hit me in the parking lot and she wanna be mad at me for crossing when I had the right of way?


The comment “Wear a mask” Is apparently offensive now.


Chealsea don run mad


A lot of people got me F***** up


my daughter is a fan of LeBron bro… i’m failing as a dad


Make sure to drink water


This lifestyle forever when you’re made


One of my line cooks is in the national guard and she literally just had to drop everything at work and leave to go out to Minneapolis. Hoping she and everyone there are safe


Im finna go POP


hi!!! Love hearing #AlwaysYou by @user Can @user please play it ?


All i can hear is one of my neighbours listening to @KSI @CraigDavid really love


My neighbor so nosey , she talking about I see you don’t have an air conditioner and your window I feel bad… bitch it’s in my other window now get away from my door


This lady said “ you want me to just keep them coming until you tell me to stop “ yes mam! Happy hour me please thank you


A family member of mine is anti-mask, anti-vax & believes Covid is made up by the government. She also just got Covid for the third time. Each time she gets it is worse than the time before. But sure, it ain’t real.


i wanna go to the drive in ..


It's so cute we have no health infrastructure


Guys I’m losing friends I caught 4 oarfish today and they’re all so mad


After that first heartbreak you become a different person


Can Kayode get this 2 people away from my screen


going home to smoke with the man I don’t got


finally getting into no doubt


I applied for a job yesterday at 12, by like 3:30/4 they called me for an interview


when i die please don’t post me y’all don’t even fuck with me fr


did twt fuck up the quality


I’m watching this documentary, and this lady has two vaginas, two cervixes, two uteruses and one ovary on each side. She’s currently pregnant in her right uterus. She can get pregnant in both at the same time which means can carry two different guys babies at the same time.


Is Aproko Doctor asleep? I wanna fry plantain


These retired tweets are not funny. Playing with my emotions


You never joke about child porn


i’m so excited that we’re getting closer to football. i need it back in my life


Athi Mtongana for always making sure we're up to date with what's happening in and around the world in real time


First time cutting a whole pineapple without losing any of my fingers (or arm). I'd say that's an accomplishment


Typsy on a tuesdayyyyyy


I want another tattoo.. but I might just wait til my birthday


Actually so down bad rn 3 days before ccc and have no trio


Thought I was lifting 30 but it's 36, feels good


How could I forget how to draw? What is the POINT of me?


Would you stay if she promised you heaven?


G9T everyone


The desert ain’t for me


Idk who about to run around the world with me this summer, but I’m excited


As the year is ending my feelings to sum everything up .. Grateful


me: why am i losing followers? also me: retweets something and disappears for days


Best you ever had . It ain’t up for debate


Still full of love in a world like this


Spiked collar + short sleeve button up shirts


I swear my own mother boils my blood. No matter how much I try to show love. F**k!


Because those People's Sin's/ Pride & Arrogancy is what is going to Kill them right? They will never listen to people who know better, until it's too late for those people right? & even though God has given everyone Equal Spiritual Gift's, Not everyone Believes that & Matures.


I interviewed a long time ago for an internship with a minor league team and they were super rude to me and I was really upset, but now I'm sure it's cancelled so now I appreciate the rudeness


Presec Legon dey come win demma 6th tittle meanwhile your MCM ein school no qualify from group stages before. Stress


for what they did on parker my bitch shoot like candace


Can people stop saying I’m bad at apex I already know. Making me not wanna stream.


my house paid for thug


Ok I’m done, that was my rant for the day


Print $SXP and #stacksats.


hickeys, because sometimes it's important to mark your territory..


omg i just remembered i got a weverse shipping notification in the middle of the night!


If we move to ybor I know my husband getting the yc tattoo by the time the first mortgage payment is due and a rooster


an unproductive night…sighhh


would very much appreciate if my friends started having babies so i could shop


my prediction for when they reveal more of kaine's backstory in replicant: nier: wow kaine... i never knew you had so many.... layers to you weiss: if only she would WEAR more layers kaine: book........ i'm going to tear you apart page by page and use you as kindling emil:


I badly want hanbin to win another daesung


Sad this year I won’t be able to wear heels


My job is to slowly convince everyone to watch Hannibal, The Haunting of Hill House, and The Boys


Sleepless nights can be good too. With some coffee and a classic playlist!


at my job and something feels off, I don't like it


I’ve been selling cars to nothing but baddies this month


Hopefully me and Cici can go to bed early tonight


After having tried a bunch of note-taking tools, it's #Tiddlywiki for now - complete control over my data, ability to customize views, and wealth of plugins from an awesome community


Two 5th places and a 6th today from the three Ascot picks. Frustrating as Keep Busy missed a place by a head at 50-1. Just the one pick this evening, who has drifted to 20-1. But you never know.


More Black Superheroes. WESTSIDE BOOGIE.


Gorgeous gorgeous girls don’t eat a pack of cookies the day their period is due


Killers haven’t changed at all


Niggas be hating like shit they ain’t seen a youngin like this


Some people take social media so serious when majority of the time its just shits and giggles


Hour late, as usual. Why think everything goes on your time, old man?


#F4T: Inheriting a business, then make sure to keep ot moving forward and expand it........ is WAY harder than just starting your own.


4 teams fighting for 8th place just to get slapped by the lakers


#Hercai of course Banu wanted #reymir to be divorced so she could make the new character kiss Reyyan. Waiting so much for reymir kisses and Banu want others to kiss Reyyan instead. This means that Reymir halvet is no going to happen for a while if ever. I am tired of this shit


I hope you're still steaming #Dynamite


I forgot that matcha latte contained milk and ik lactose intolerant


i just notice we didn't do radio request this time


wheres the simpsons episode that predicted takeoffs death?


fixing to make a mistake this weekend


In need of cheering up, send me pics of your pets


Doncaster Saturday… got to be honest it’s a bit low key so soon after Chelts, but I’m not one of those NH snobs that moans about it.. if there are opportunities then bring it on. I like one in The Lincoln, and the Arab owned horses will make the market.. different challenge


"The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the greatest intention." Good night everyone, thank you for choosing KTMB services


2 rounds still ain't enough


Take me back to when Julio Bashmore's Battle For Middle You came out


2 new pairs of shoes and a new mattress coming. Looking like Christmas over here


oh gewd his karma is coming


I need 20k it's urgent


I accidentally broke a restaurants door today. How’s your day going?


I’m weighing myself tonight.


well i guess i’ll be back late at night, wish me luck


Lady Gaga followed me 4 years ago today, that’s iconic


Blue went into kitchen and came out with saltine crackers and gave me them and used her ASL to say she wanted some…. I love her, she’s so smart


gimme this cute stuff


My friends really mean the world to me


Focus on yourself mntase.


i keep forgetting that with yt premium it plays in the backgrohnd and j keep getting thrown off when it keeps playing


i shat my pants before i took my pants off to sit on the toilet


“After listening to a space on LOVE” Me: Money is not the most important thing in the world. LOVE is !!! And I LOVE MONEY


being a person is weird


Ima be ready to slide to houston soon


Everybody tough thru a screen


weekend trips look very promising


me vs. finding all the guys who work at the nike store kinda hot


Man I Hope #TigerWoods NOT Back On “The Junk”


advance screening passes acquired for The Menu and Bones And All


Imma say I’m broke even after I’m a millionaire…this shit ain’t no joke cuz we living in a world full of billionaires


Black people will make a whole gc for a trip and still not go


On a complete whim I downloaded the Hitman 2 demo/freebie levels and already am already wondering why I never tried these games before, hello fun new environments to spend stupid amounts of time exploring


every blue orangeade video i see takes 5 years off my life. the only remedy is for txt to fly me out personally


thanks sa file gulf may gagawin me


I’m getting her passport stamped .. we going steady


lost followers for retweeting anime boys, just as i intended


I did a BIG thing. Sent an email finishing up my casual role this week. A whole week ahead of schedule. For me this is huge. I don’t like letting people down. But I can’t continue to let myself down


Pillow talk for da Birds


What a midfield maestro Thiago Alcantara is


Never again pepper lunch


I don’t celebrate 4/20 but I hope y’all enjoying


Got gang wit me


when you tease him with sexy pics while he’s at work


I’m convinced someone gave me ojo today has been so shittttttt


TOMORROW!! #ILOVEYOUs honestly I can’t wait to listen this masterpiece


I need some hangers. Who wants to be awesome and buy some for me while I’m stuck at work


When your a mass comm student your friends literally save your life


Hit an all time low about a month ago. Life ain’t perfect. Im not perfect. But I’m better for it. Feeling super grateful for the people in my life today. I’m back and feeling better than ever!


if u really@belive these mf dolls on the tl .... im muting u


mfs will be at every party or on every scene there is with no type of masks in sight & the moment they catch Covid they’re confused


IMA WIN


Two things I love: Working at ISoft Data System Inc and getting payday emails from @user


Lord, hatag sign


Im finna roll up & get in my bed


You really can’t go wrong with chicken and waffles


Afi give thanks to the most High


I don’t even remember what I look like with make up on


I’m tideeeeee boss


i can’t wait to eat i’m starving


we smoked so much after class and I forgot I had homework


$XTRM this might be the week we say farewell to sub-penny land.


Three pees, two accidents so far. We're going out for a bit. So i'll continue keeping track later.


I thought pythera was like top 20 then pyra neutral b me and I could grab them even though I parried


I got my tacos with the green sauce


Ordered me some five guys


man I cannot stand Bono or U2, I can't be the only one


Herh so ebi this Ziyech guy utd wan sign


Curiosities to know if I liked a character: -I drew it with a nosebleed


The front door was closed after 5 minutes.


Went to pick up my car today they fixed everything but they scratched the hood against something so now i have to wait an extra day


Wireless CarPlay >>>


Then I checked my calendar and realized I have 5 more to go... in 2 weeks..


Sunrise to be my sunshine


Tapping back in to me creative side …BLING OUT CROCS $175 crocs included.


My fire popped out today


current location: under these bitches skin


So tired tonight, see U guys tomorrow by God's grace


EDC says the most important headliner is me so all those other artists can fuck off


Never been embarrassed to say we used to go get food from snowcap and other places when I came from mexico.. Thanks to these places we had something to eat on our table.


Why is it that @channel5_tv news has now interviewed 2 immigrants, and zero British citizens. Members of the British Public should have their opinions, about the migrant ‘invasion’, broadcast. This is another example of the woke MSM, prioritising migrants.


This food finna hit after a long tiring day


I want to amaze small children while simultaneously terrifying old men


My Mom called me a hopeless romantic the other day. Who does she think she is?!


I guess today is the day I’m going to make all kinds of mistakes at work


man i love my little pup


whew it’s ugly outside rn


I guess you can say I’ve gain some happy weight


part time job is totally perfect


everyone admitting their crushes on mel? aight my turn then


I still can’t believe it’s been a year today since we first went into lockdown


if u call urself a lesbian but have sex with men when ur bored, ur not… a lesbian… it’s okay to be bi or queer! you don’t have to call urself a lesbian esp when ur not!!!!


I'm yet to see a Valentine package that impressed me. You just assume I should like chocolate, roses, wine etc Give me beans! I'm allergic to flowers and I don't even have teeth for chocolate


Who's down for some Humiliation


Can’t wait for y’all to see tomorrow’s video


Oh, Kimmich


Crazy terry crews wasn’t ever playing a role in white chicks... thats actually him in the flesh ....


That was such a cute video call


Million dollar convos at dinner..


dios te amo kylie jenner what the actual fuck


I wish all my friends would end up pregnant so Newt can have some friends


NO ACCOUNT SHOULD HAVE/GATHER ONLY USELESS FOLLOWERS PEOPLE WITH REAL INTEREST ARE WORTH 10X THAN RANDOMS DROP A COMMENT BELOW IF YOU ARE ADDING VALUE TO DEFI AND I WILL FOLLOW I WRITE INFORMATIVE TWEETS FOR NEW AND CURRENT USERS OF DEFI! FOLLOW ONLY IF IT INTERESTS YOU


RIVER TRIP AGAIN this weekend


FYI. I'll be on @user ON Point with Alex Pierson (@AlexpiersonAMP) at 6:45 pm ET. Please join us for the pre-game show!


I'm getting a pole


Maanum commot boot


I’m CRAVING lobster tails & shrimp Alfredo


mfs reading action movies now


i've been gently prodded into considering raising my commission prices by *a lot* of friends so i guess i will work into preparing some better art to use as reference for it and. consider doing that for real.


Anything better than finding a new hentai artist?


like this tweet if you think im just as fake as barbie


I’m so ready for our workout session


Should u stream to night ?


im not good with words or expressing my thoughts but bts has always been my safe haven, my happy pills, and my home in general. this news is making me extremely emotional because they've been with me for 5 years, and I started my 20s with them so i just..


I want a Buffalo Chicken Wrap


I think I’m over packing for my daughter but oh well


Ah fed up of the same thing over and over


I put a video in my close friends of Erin hitting my hand telling me “stop” she is bad as hell


Jesus christ Pickford


The volunteers who are working at the drive-thru vaccination site here are doing a great job. They have things very organized, and made today's experience painless - actually enjoyable. They were very nice people.


You can’t forget about your self care. Take care of your body, mind, and spirit


Goona fail Ist test of 4th year tommorrow


Minimal match updates for you this evening, but we'll hopefully be able to post some goalscorers


i luv y'all <333 would host a movie night for all my besties here hehe


just wondering if some moots could refer to me by they/them real quick so i can see what it’s like id appreciate it


I really love braids! Like braid me tf up! Knotless me! Fulani me! Cornrow me! Stitch me! And don’t forget to braid pass my ass


happy for my timeline


Talk pension to me


BTS radiodotcom live performance in 6 MINUTES


Listening to ol skool lowrider jams always reminds me of our late dad and my childhood when they would take us to car shows.


A reminder that several GOPers in the Senate including Kelly Loeffler and Ron Johnson committed the crime of insider trading 8 months ago right before markets crashed as the result of the start of the ongoing pandemic and William Barr covered it all up. Vote it all out.


6 more days ugh


All of these festivals I wanna go to


my sisters pulled up on me


Heard a thud outside but didn't pay attention because it didn't sound like a car crash. Then I saw police lights. Turns out a guy got clipped by a car, hit and run. He was awake but said his back hurt. Hope he's ok and the asshole who did that is found.


We feel just terrible for the players and coaches who have had to opt-out due to Covid. We are hearing how hard the players are taking it after all they’ve been through. You have no choice but to keep your head up. “That which does not kill us, makes us stronger”


coloring at work once again


I’m slowly becoming a daddy’s girl


I’m actinnn ALLLLLL the way different.


Nombe noooooo


“I made this shiit look easy. I went from go kopa lift, to driving Bentley GT” @casspernyovest


Burlesque is a pretty good movie!


Penso anche li


I’m gonna legit cry when I see Erica get married


tmi but i scratched my boobs so hard they started to bleed and they r still itchy


Thank you @iamcardib for your existing you made Hip Hop great again. You're the only best female rapper in the universe, run the industry sister


Trying so hard to work on my patience


They was laid up when he killed hisself & he knew they was fukn


I feel so sick....


I’m just trying to spoil you


Yo shorty at a move or kickback every other week or two...she like some she see and It ain’t u


I can’t believe I’ve just had a 4 hour nap


Grown man will weep !


Doing togos at my job is so boring


i'm 17 and i'm still not allowed to take a nap


Oh geez another "snowmageddon" is coming.....they're bound to get one of these right.....no


lmao it just occurred to me that i told myself during the 2018 world cup that i should be married by the next world cup... what was i thinking


Yall so funny


Saudades deles Bella Hadid e The Weeknd


Mama ain’t made no ho, she made a boss


Losing Eddie Van Halen is by far the most tragic tragic loss to happen this year besides Kobe’s passing. This one definitely hurts dude...


Here’s some gelato I hope you smell me smell me - Rob Lo


Rest in peace, Michael K. Williams. Rest in peace, Mac Miller. Death is the proof of life.


I always be sending texts dishing the gc in the gc


Alayah is the Luke of this season... #TheBachelor


pues a dormir pero no sin antes ver por 457742367 hoy a la booty hypnotic Chanel from Spain


being on the phone with my baby mama while everything is happening really makes me feel like i’m there with her


Keep ur next move in silence n watch it go right


Relegation battle, top 4 fight & title decider going to the final day. The Barclays


Within five minutes of getting to an appointment, hubby is plotting his escape.


What’s everyone doing today? I’m super horny


I hate when I can’t do something because of someone else’s actions


Installing steam on mac, I wonder how this little experiment would go.


When you have completely fallen for them but can't say it because of previous relationship trauma.


Umuntu ubefunzwe Shaw no Maguire all along Kanti there is better out there


I finally ate a McGriddle today, shoutout june for putting me on lol


CARELESS CARELESS SHOOT ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS


Finally can write in our journal


I eat fruit evd all day


Jennifer Lawrence’s Vogue interview was surprising. Some real good quotes. “It breaks my heart because America had the choice between a woman and a dangerous, dangerous jar of mayonnaise. And they were like, Well, we can’t have a woman. Let’s go with the jar of mayonnaise.”


u didnt left me on read I LEFT U SPEECHLESS


Fck exams it's gose day


I hate the fact that I should go buy food after this.


css is cool... until you inevitably wanna throw your computer in the trash.


Tomorrow is the day I start replying fast


If we'd have played and beaten wolves today we would be 3 points off 2nd place, if someone had told me that after the first 3 games I'd have packed them off to see a professional


Meal prep done


European Super League - Brought to you by Greg Norman


strawberries are # 1 safe food how r they so good


I didn’t think I felt sad about not going to edc this year but now it’s sinking in and I am sad


Fuck I’m so hungry for chicken nuggets at this point I don’t care where they come from I just need them with some ranch


Idk why im weird sometimes


my favorite thing on social media is seeing people who can’t vote yet voice their political opinions and be completely ignorant


Chilly autumn


Why does my mother think it’s appropriate to have the house the temperature of the fucking sun?


Would anyone like to play Mario kart ?


Had your wce 5 Wednesdays ago


Boutta be the loneliest girl in the world but ima grind sooo hard and give myself soo much self love


Wdym wilbur followed stan accounts??


I just got a bunch of new followers in the last few minutes and have shot up to 12,700! Thank you so much everyone! Can I get 300 more to reach 13,000 by the end of the week?


Number 10 say what are they going to do about the unvaxed. Well I really don't know as I'm not budging.I want to live vax free.


Y'all it's 7:30pm and there's still daylight


Madrid in champions league


cy releases vday vira's figure then what?


Sophomores - Themes for this week as Badin Football heads to state on Friday!! TUESDAY - Badin Spirit shirt with uniform bottoms WEDNESDAY - Badin Spirit White Out THURSDAY - Badin Spirit Black Out with Pep Rally FRIDAY - NO SCHOOL GREEN OUT IN CANTON Be there or be


This weather really be a good ass mood


detective decker wilding goddamn


Who raised these niggas!!!!


bro kristal is going to kill meeeee


my host mom just texted me saying that everyone in Florence is panicking about the coronavirus and it makes me so sad


I woke up so confused ain’t no way I took this long ass nap


I don’t understand how “it will take years and years to implement a wage that isn’t remotely enough now” doesn’t lead ppl to think we have an incredibly shitty system.....we’re just supposed to idolize the process? Sounds awful


That delivery from Ziyech


bro if amber wins this case, i’ll officially lose hope in humanity


One of my shrimp dicked pay pigs sent me money today, used it to get a haircut,now I think I might go ahead and go out tonight


OMG $ALPHA you’re so beautiful


I’m gonna look so cute at this wedding


Struggling to sleep cos mo girl slept in the afternoon... anyone up for a call ?? My sister has gang minutes


It seems like Jesy keeps embarrassing herself more and more ever since she left Little Mix


Ain’t gotta ask baby I’m that


Okay but how am I blessed enough that my 3 week old only wakes up 2 times during the night


My mom treating me to a pedicure


Boys who dress up as girls but still say they're boys when they've clearly got a cups.


I've seen more Football IQ from my 3 year old than some Notts fans


my brain: you should make a short and simple clois edit my heart: ooo here’s an good audio that is 1:39 brain: well I guess I could loop it? heart: OR you could NOT loop it and make it fit with all the lyrics


Guess who’s seeing twice at Dallas today


Next week this time I’ll be landing in Florida


Yeollie


pang followback tawon mo!


If u do cheap promo dm me


it’s #TittyTuesday all these nice ass boobs


Lol I’m gonna regret this tomorrow at work but party on Tuesday


you stuck ya head out for the wrong nigga, now you finna lose it


From manic episode to major depressive in the blink of an eye


Not me getting addicted to Tower of Fantasy.


changing my name again because i'm tired of clowning myself


need fromis to get OUT korea and do a reality show


YOU SAY YOU AINT MY SON YOU LYIN ON MY DICK


I don’t like to think of it as being fired. Instead, I prefer to think of it as being on indefinite leave with a sabbatical flair.


Want to see my strap?


Truly Blessed


Crying on the only break I’ve gotten for the past 2 days. Yay


Ain’t shit messier than a nigga and his damn homeboys


Isaac des Obeaux out tomorrow


You so tough in that 04 mustang with no plates


I mean, i wish i'm rich. Like rich rich.


My family ain’t seeing my shaved head no sir


Bby daughter gone be 1 in 2 months


I need more slaves in my life. Genuine slaves, not men who just rock up when they're feeling horny


You're wondering why I post shoes this late. I spend the rest of the day sorting and taking orders. Monitoring and deliveries nationwide. Its not easy to be an entrepreneur


almost 12 hrs of sleep? TYL


Replacing Donald Trump with Joe Biden is like replacing a rock star with a pet rock.


Trying to forget you but ain’t got nothing against you


New #Bitcoin ETF in Canada will pay monthly yield!


Fried Lemon Pepper wings got a hold on me.


Gotta pay the cost to be the BOSS


It’s a good thing I used my stimulus checks to buy guns and ammo.


Am I becoming the chick with the braids


talk to me i need a mood lifter how are yall doing todayy


Let sluts be sluts man


fml. wasn’t ready for all this right now