in my homeland when you have a bad fright you dont drink water, you take a shot of tequila for your sugar/pressure


Prime video picture shite as always


Hmm, can I be in three Skype meetings at once?! Triple Booked


Felt like I spelled that wrong lmao but whatever


idk why I get so irritated when people don’t understand what the hell I’m saying


Spent nearly £200 on just bedding. Duck feathers and that. Adulting is long.


Just no white walls and baseboards.


Going to therapy has been one of the best things I’ve ever decided to do. I encourage everyone to go at some point, even if you personally don’t feel like you have any healing or growth to do.


30 more days of undergrad


KAM could easily end up as a way better GM than Poles. But ALL the reporting was that Vikings wanted Poles and he was the favorite. As soon as it’s announced that Poles is taking the Bears job all of the “KAM was always the guy Vikings wanted. Everyone knew that” stuff drops.


Y’all get to choose which episode comes first, a shitpost type of episode where we make a theory on why the Easter bunny from animal crossing is evil. Or we make a episode mainly talking about fire emblem heroes


I heard accounts are getting deleted... so follow my back up just in case! It’s @user


if i go to sleep hating on a bitch i pray ion wake up


Tbh I keep seeing things about hive and what not, so I tried it but whenever I use it it feels so laggy and takes forever to load a page. May be a good alt in the future but not now In my opinion


In my opinion the best stage yet. The terrain was perfect for break chess, and ofc in the end a dane came out on top


Celebrating the new piercing


My daughter finally called me dada today I couldn’t believe it


i want my cake & i want eat it too


Don’t know who need to hear this but another nigga could never


Miss your smile, hug and kisses. Miss u entire


I hope when I have a daughter she got my whole face


My child would forever be good once me & my parents breathing


Trolls, Bots & Spam Accounts oh my !


That’s all for tonight..Turn on notifications for tomorrow


Let’s Gend it


my drink broke at the bottom and spilled all below the seat from getting stabbed by the seat buckle...i just bought it


I had a dream today that felt so real that when I woke up, I literally changed some of my future plans


Make Covid-19 don commot before my birthday oh, cause I must turn up to the fullest


My baby bout to be 2


I think it’s better to sleep than watch this match.


Legacy Media & Big Tech going full mask off


Just made it to Ry appointment. #TherapyMom


I done watched my homie run up M’s off gelato


Let people assume


Praying that my manager tell me I don’t gotta go to work tmm


all dat fuccin ion do no kissin


I was supposed to be off tomorrow and Joey added me to work


goodnight everyone!! take care, i love every single one of you


Wallah people are becoming clowns by time


Just got up and found the package that I was looking forward to today was put on hold and not delivered today and I'm so mad about that


Will from SC


These next few FPL weeks with lots of games and the added Covid risk of cancellations means it's important to have a decent bench. I still own Bissouma.


All the men listening to this space omg


Almost certain jesiahs upstairs neighbor has every tik tok song playing on repeat rn... lol but like the full versions


I think, I gift myself with chocolates and roses and post it on here and say its from some random mutual.


I loveeeee @user body butters and how soft they make my skin feel.


Nice been deleting pictures and videos out my phone for the past two hours


Going to try and sleep after my really emotionally exhausting and mentally draining day after my major argument with my father. Goodnight all


The same Ryan Giggs?! I can't believe what I am reading!


NOOOO they have to check my age before I order the vape this discrimination I'm literally 17


It seems my Donald duck vergil meme video got into the recommended algorithm of YouTube nice


I will show you great and mighty things, which you do not know. - Jeremiah 33:3 #ALDUBxADNTeamwork


Y’all are getting on my fucking nerves with this fraud detection shit @wellsfargo I get it but DAMN I’m tired of my card getting declined I’m at places I ALWAYS go to and then getting a text five mins later


Gonna write a 4 page critical analysis essay that’s due on Thursday and I gotta work on finishing my Pastel drawing that’s due tomorrow.


Just remember... We're all in this together. Wait... Where the hell am I again?!


I don’t understand anything but let me laugh


Girl friends that you can fuck around on the low..


This is the longest I have been without a McDonald’s n I’m getting serious withdrawal symptoms


$SPY BK on Fast Money KISSING Woods ASS.. Ive always hated that phat Phuck and his bullshit analysis..


Why the eff is it snowing??!!


Banana bread in the oven and I’m OBSESSED with the smell


making wonton soup


I guess #Madonna tried to look like #TaraStrong ... but Tara still looks better


I know I should probably not be tweeting and just do it… but the distraction is Twitter, Which is way more fun then responsibilities


My man is home everyday now verses otr and I'm stoked


Making sloppy joes , hamburger helper & pizza! My household picky today


So i justed started reading this reddie au called the distant skies. damn good fellas real good


I am on a strict diet doing ok but seeing the food made by these to gents is just mouth watering keep it up fellas @user @user


My life is on DND until further notice


Idc what nobody say you cannot trust a nigga that said that he was “ trapped “ by his baby mama .. B/c HOW SIR


Getting new workout clothes makes going to the gym exciting


It’s nice outside where y’all at


Sitting here plucking off my eyelashes


Jin's mic is white


It’s documented fact that JFK Jr. tragically lost his life on July 16th 1999 but that’s utterly irrelevant when you’re one of millions of mentally deficient QAnon fucktards stagnating in an ocean of delirium.


Bible: Can a man question God? Nigerians:God when???


that uk vs the world elimination got me


Mercury retrograde shadow period just started and already dealing with Wi-Fi/technical issues at work


BREAKING: One of the biggest Premier League managers is set to leave his club at the end of the season. The news has been just announced and it has stunned everyone!


#ASAE20 If I was on the Las Vegas marketing team, I would have organized a chance at a Peloton or AirPods or whatever every time someone says "It's not the same as being in Vegas, but..." There would be many, many entries.


Guess who’s a slut for sf9 again


I miss having quality time with my bestfriends


You all need GEMS like @user and @user


I almost came, Mason Mount


If you haven’t seen Normani’s Wild Side video, you don’t KNOW about sensuality


predebut photos of idols are weird


There is nothing more I want then to be able to change my snapchat username that i created 6 fucking years ago, it makes me so mad and ifykyk


who wanna smoke wid me


It’s funny how people be trying to live a lifestyle they not built for & it’s even funnier when you know them in real life


Idk what’s funnier my ex using my account to sell on offer up or the messages I receive .. it’s a selling app how are you going to shoot your shot


Popcorn is such a Low calorie/ low carb snack


Wrote and directed and acted in a short film I had done with my cousins. Planning on uploading before the weekend. It’s just for fun, nothing crazy to expect


If they go through another power point in this class today, I may just fall asleep


What am I gonna do with 4 copies of After hours


That nap was lo energy refresher


47 I vote #MTVLAHITMYUNIVERSE (@BTS_twt) as this year's Hit Global Del Ano at the #PremiosMTVMiaw 2022


if you’re offended by the things i say, imagine the things i hold back


This was definitely needed I had a stressful day at work


Our girls are so busy until next year. Hope they will have some time to rest and catch up life


Tremendo guiso me mande


My sleep schedule is soooo messed up


Stew chicken rice & corn tonight


I am SUPER excited to get to work making Biden/Harris 2020 buttons now!!!


There is something fishy going on with Solana…how can it be the only tip ten crypto not dumping


*Siri voice* sad bitch mode has been activated


When last have u ever says to ur mum I love u mum, thank u for everything


I love you she says but deep down she just wanna see the size ov ya peanuts girls why na!!


Every week half kg @Amul_Coop Butter.


So today I see nothing interesting trending,i better have a rest now like shit!!!


you guys need to stop commenting on omar’s pics… like stopppp


whoops my dog left my room because he didn’t like my streaming


drama free because ion gaf about you bitches


*gets paid* *check engine light comes on*


Oooou I’m getting off early again and I’m off tomorrow


i love when i get shitty haircuts right before summer starts every.single.fucking.year


Ok I know I’m late, but the best men’s Halloween costume is a cheerleader. And no I don’t mean the one with long pants


Tomorrow morning when I wake up the #AAAI2022 decisions will be out. I'm sure of it!


Giannis going to Golden State. I’m calling it now


got called cringe


This pain been kicking my ass for a month now


Comfort food weather here in Wisconsin. Making potato and ham soup with corn bread. What are your comfort foods? I love trying different foods


I hate when you go to the market and get the things you like and someone else end up eating it before you like you greedy bitch that was not yours and you know it


On todays episode of I can't make this shit up


No cause why it's so uncomfortable to ship u with ur boy bsf


just went on a half hour tangent about why i love Jane Eyre


I still can’t believe that there are people out there that think the earth is flat


So I may be off early tonight sooo stream around 9???


Seein what Malevolent is all about.


Sorry I’ve been gone I’m just not funny anymore


Hoover starts next game over semedo


Be The One That Got Away Not The One They Gotta Get Away From


stop seeking for male validation and start seeking for some professional mental help


I thi k I might ne drunk because i am so giggly


Im sorry for roasting you, I was trying to flirt


I'm just a weirdo...


My weight is fluctuating with this pregnancy


Oh no.. our table.. it’s broken


wearing a korean sheet mask rn and its so ridiculous how small they are cause the korean beauty standard is to have a small face


i feel very yucky but i really want shawarma and cake


I just KNOW when someone’s gonna do some stupid shit on the highway it amazes me


Men who don’t eat pussy aren’t men, fight me!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADMIN @user LAHAM NA LAHAM KA NAMING PAKENING PIPOLS


Someone on ig that previously make a post mocking the LGBTQIA+ community shared my bisexual pride drawing. I consider that a victory


I feel bad for you if you’ve gone your whole life without kissing a female


grinding catalyst stats today LIVE


Scott on the verge of a red but that doesnt matter hes got the pashun


Ma & pa getting their second dose today.


Ok but my manager took me handing in my resignation so well. He was just offended I didn’t address him in the letter as well as the owner.


I’m just tryna wear his hoodies alreadyyy dammm


Free @user till it’s backwards omg


shutanginaa dami ko nakitang film cam sa fb market including fuji film zoom 2000 for only 4k?????? ywa where do i steal money with this


I Fuck Wit Some Street Niggas & A Couple Stars


Don’t play with me boy I’ll take your custom chain


Oh how the mighty have fallen


i can’t believe people are on facebook arguing AGAINST little boys having a kitchen set??? like with their whole chest


Sit yo gun on the dresser, let me undress ya


Employers, please include a clause including discriminatory/racist behavior of your employees as an instance of serious misconduct because


ok I just want someone to explain me how we get mini albuns with 5/6 songs and then they give us an album with 8 songs and call it a "full album"


Listening to the Patrick Doyle soundtrack for MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING while I work. The music from the party scene cones on... @user Hobbits. Dwarves? Is Shakespeare Hobbits or Dwarves? Me:


My son be scooting and rolling on the bed and he only 4 days old


Why are things only an issue when it involves Ateez/Atiny? Please, it’s getting real old


Once i get to my bed it’s overrr


“This shit don’t feel as good as it look”


A quick reminder Eagles that tomorrow is a non uniform day for you guys


Nomor 15 anj


excuse me i was not built for this


Damn ruggs


May new ep tonight ang #RacketBoys dba


seeing a baby today at work MADE MY DAY!


To my horror, i could not find a single Indian in aggressive mode against China. What to talk about Chins they are even hiding from Nepal.


Pride really a bitch


Libras are the shit and will forever be


Cnt wait til this semester over...then it’s over


One day you will cry Not because someone hurt you but because God has answered your prayers


Was looking at real time traffic analysis patterns and event correlation in Govan earlier today. I don't think you need a PhD in Machine Learning to draw a prediction of tonights pattern


I love talking with other new moms or expecting moms about tips and tricks that worked for me


Shout out Jimmy Butler. Gonna go down as one of my all time favorites. That's the old Bulls fan in me


Do you think @dogecoin will hit $1 this year????


buff baby one of the greatest song of all times @tobilou ,


I get prettier after every inconvenience in my life


just had a wolf cut now i want to dye it


Changed my display name to Guru because I felt the NFT Guru name can be slightly misunderstood. Plus you all just call me Guru anyway! Lol For those interested why I chose this name, here’s a short thread on how I got my nickname Guru


Nothing like having symptoms flare up in the middle of a shift when you can't leave


Hope December be better, that everything comes true


40subs away for 1.4k


So proud supporting Scarlets and United, they just know how cheer me up


Feeling a little helpless after a friend shared some bad news. I wish I could just fix everything that's broken.


Can we all just not pay our energy bills? The government can’t do anything if it’s everyone can they


hello, aro marsics with AvPD! you're really cool, did you know that?


maaaaan i'm so tired, i won't agree with night to pm duty anymore


If Julius Randle makes it over Demar it’s time to cancel the all star game


please i just woke up can you please atleast be happy on wonki


That hot scene in #FabulousEp1 Choi minho is


Happy birthday @andTEAM_members EJ!! Always take care, wishing you a successful debut. love lots


I almost caught on fire and then got electrocuted, how’s your day going?


I haven't seen one single negative thing on my TL today! All I see is love and support! I do follow the right people


My weekend gon be so boring


Im so tired of New York


It is neigh impossible to eat a salad quickly


i want to write the king and farmer jjunie’s team-up battle scene but my brain is such mush right now. maybe i’ll try at my usual 9pm writing hour


tell me why some ebay sellers are $20+ for only shipping for PHOTOCARDS


So what would the *last* guy have said in an address to the American people? Would he have even addressed it?


i wanna be sza when i grow up


I’m tired of looking at my tl and seeing death


it's been 4 days and hindi parin ubos cake namin


the better it looks the more cautious you should be


Got a taste for that six flags sprite>>>just hits different


feliz when we was fab day


For the record @machinegunkelly won the battle vs. Eminem and no you can’t change my mind... man spit factual bars in rap devil


First shot at Taco Tuesday for my Gammaversary


i hope the guy i just saw at the metro lives a longer life then me


i just watched a man almost get hit by a huge ass mail van


Shrimp Alfredo was good


It’s Finna be 37° Tonight


Might try Fortnite 2nite...


Having my own place is so relaxing & worth every penny


Why are weights so expensive


Ghantay ki class feels like 12 hours.


#FoxNews #TuckerCarlson #charlesschwab prayers and good thoughts for Neil ....he is missed and know he is never giving in to his issues ...blessings to you ....God loves you and we all do too


I don’t know where I wanna go back to work In Portland am forgot what friends to hit up


i never stop saying i miss nomin so much


guys tomorrow is the 16 what if they make dnf canon


not people on my TikTok saying I’m using a strike pack


Who has the best LOGO in the NBA?


Then they said it was me & ain't nobody safe


Everytime my kiddo leaves I just wanna cry.. like come back my little bestie


Why did I stuff myself to the point where I can’t move .


A year ago today I moved to Arden/Buncombe County. Honestly, it’s been a real shit time. Here’s hoping Year 2 is markedly better.


i guarantee you ranboo is still in america


Boys who take family responsibilities Are million time better than those boys with hair colour who post hukka pics on Instagram.


Remind yourself that if you loose an opportunity, you’re definitely getting another one. All what you need to do is to wait for it while enjoying what you already have


Spent the afternoon with two of my old Sunday School teachers. So grateful for the input they had in my life. Really good to catch up over a cuppa


Lol one of Alex’s ex’s is the first person to watch my snap stories every single time… do you enjoy seeing us together or something


If you can reply to these, omo i will surprise you with something


got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome today


H. Rodeo dates are my favorite


Looks like its not a warzone issue but a psn issue


If we do it, you gotta come face time same day after we split


A crucial game at a crucial time. I'm happy


meeting re: web hosting tom. Fighting lang


I’ll never be mad about a nigga any bitch can fck .


So exited to be getting my nails done tomorrow


A pretty girl complimented my makeup today and when I tell you I got so shy


I want to go to a Cardinals game this season. A night one though, I ain’t sitting in this hot ass sun with dem people. They stink.


Plotting my way out of this country & doing laundry has been the most productive I've been at work


I found a spider on my crotch


dude i just want to eat my potatoes in peace


Eating and drinking what I want from Christmas to New Year is a BAD idea


Zoe by Pst. Iren is a perfect reminder


readyyyy for my day off tomorrow.


I hope every one has good day unless you genuinely like taiju shiba


People saying “Restore The Snyderverse”… Man stfu, you ain’t even a real Fortnite fan


Eat your fruits and vegetables


Internet went out at work


I want my Man transparent.. Let me see through you


I can go home after to work and not have to worry about a single child. I am going to thoroughly enjoy minding my business.


It’s the drinking water for breakfast lunch and dinner for me


Conway on that Diet Coke beat


Nigga said he goin kill me no cap shit I guess it’s smoke ...


In loss for words right now. Make sure to check up on everyone and don’t make fun of someone cause you never know what’s going on in their life or what has happened before in their life. Be the change in this world. It’s sad seeing someone you know take their life.


I love a “I cooked come get you a plate “ ass shorty like girl I’m omw and after i get done eating this food I’m bout to eat you for dessert


Not ready for a quiz


Already got the drop, but how ima play it


im about to be mad at First Wives Club


Just watched @user take the Scottish parliament to task over the disgraceful behaviour of certain memebers. Very well said, couldn't agree more.


My phone been tweaking. I definitely could grab me a new phone but the way my saving habit is set up now


Everyone knows i love more than anything in the world


Okay now I can’t stop coughing


Officially Twitter has become the property of Mr. Elon Musk. Congratulations


the best part of using gender-neutral language is getting to type things like "Y'all've" and "y'all'd" with 0 remorse


No such thing as everlasting love


Yay #OurGirl is back


$vra needs the marketing of $floki and $shib


And every time a opp die three new niggas replace em


hey gang, I’m looking to invest in a new gaming monitor! drop some suggestions plssss


the fact that i be arguing with a 3 year old every damn day is beyond me


Just watching Clint Eastwood playing a lecturer and he got a round of applause at the end of the class


Don’t really know what Nas listens to cause he rarely plays his music loud, so I just told him to send me his 22’ playlist so I can become more obsessed with his personality.


In the middle of my conversation Whatsapp!?


Just made the sexiest pasta ever


Not I’m going a sneaker gala and my shoes didn’t come


Gonna text her and make a fool of myself


Loud music in headphones and geoguessr battle royale is an underrated way to spend an evening


ok we will play windtrace again


Watching #onlyMudersInTheBuilding


The parable of the ten lepers


A Note I received on a spec script for a TV show. “Keep the budget in mind when writing your spec script” …Baby it’s a Spec this episode of tv is never getting made. Why would I keep the budget in mind?


ive never gotten into the whole class war thing bc despite being a hunter main from the beginning, i enjoy playing on all 3 classes i just think theyre all neat


DID I JUST GET SPOILED FOR SDOC3 FUCK i shouldnt have searched about it


I really don't think the Tribe is going to get the crowds they assume that will happen for a number of reasons.


Cali's King Of The Field Xbox 16 man tournament $10 buy in 9/16 Winner gets $100 +500k +


Marrying something without having a little sex first seems kinda lazy to me


BLOODHOUNDS VOICE IS SO


Please be nice. Tomorrow nor sure for anybody


#asktommy opinions on your hispanic fandom?


the texture of mushrooms are nasty. it makes me feel like i’m eating a bug


Skyler brought up Pizza Hut last night and now I really want it but he doesn’t like it


LOL...#ElonMusk has realized you can have Twitter for free!


Today I cleaned my apartment and treated myself to Panera


Just cause I’m anti social that don’t mean I don’t want comfort


I’m probably better off single, I lost @user and now my crush is happy


My kids never saw handcock they in here Cdfup


To be honest I hate going on dates


People be like : "Nerf the Knight Aerials range it's too op" Me : "yes dw" Also Me : *up movement options*


Thanks thanks god for everything !


if you don’t like me.....good


Todays lesson.... NEVER TRUST YOURSELF


love getting aggressive voicemails from a harasser


Preciso ir num show do Belo


Nenjorathil...


RT if you're reflecting on what you're grateful for today AND giving back for #GivingTuesday2020


Men just like to chase…. The Marathon continues!! Lol


Leaper will allow Rebecca to shift Timelines. #EDENSZERO's story is likely gonna have more than a few time lines existing in parallel. Hence the chronophage who eats time. It creates sub timelines within the actual timeline. What happened to Shiki honestly didn't surprise me


we might slide on a nigga inside this club, girl close your eyes


#nowplaying: Hard Times - KISS


Our finishing tonight


Just because dababy rich don’t mean he owe them kids anything lmaooo them lil niggas some scammers


Pogba will be fit for the last game of the season, then decide to show up for that game so he can get a big move. Clown


This time next week , I’ll be drunk on the boardwalk


You're a model because ur cute. I'm The Model cus I'm the Truth.


Hey fellow podcasters/filmmakers. I am currently on the lookout for any shows that are looking to do guest swaps––meaning featuring each other on our podcasts to spread some word of mouth! Reply or DM me with any suggestions for shows I should reach out to––maybe your show


I keep seeing 888 or 808 idk if my manifesting has been working


Yoooh clearly I will have to hack my way into getting that degree coz ukufunda....


So euro is equal to dollar. Still happy about sanctions?


I thought that I was yo brother homie


Ended my birthday week by deep cleaning the house and then standing in the middle of the floor basking in it lmao


The way I’m excited for Thursday, you’d think it was my birthday


$BOIL made lots of bagholders today


Tip: Don’t apply lotion before yoga


People who crowd the aisle the second the plane parks.


One things for sure they ALWAYSSSS come back


Has anyone been to Barbados and offer any recommendations?!


I’ve been on my own for 5+ years and I still haven’t mastered how to cook for a party of 1


I’ll be 28 in 15 days. Feelsweirdman


idk why but i have been craving chipotle lately and i don’t even like chipotle...


It is what it is just don’t be on my line when you see me doing great stink


2pm on a Tuesday is the new 5pm on a Friday...won’t be taking questions at this time!


#DerekChauvinTrial GUILY AS SHIT!!


Man corporate America has really got good at motivating their employees. A lot less give and a lot more take. Shit cracks me up


The only way to celebrate a successful DMV trip is with one of your top three vices. You deserve it today


Making a website is not easy


im not going to make my hope up so im okay with any content yg give today


solo shopping & lunch.


i don’t feel like cooking dinner chick fil a it is . .


imagine t’apprends le dictionnaire pour rien


I haven’t been able to go to Greensboro a lot since March but I’m glad the relationship remains the same


Don't wait for a perfect moment, Take the moment and make it PERFECT........


val stream tn


Craving tequila


Pushing the chip crumbs on my husbands side of the bed


Why would I waste my time with a shawdy that ain't got me at the front of her mind?


Just a thought following on from @user tweets on why people struggle to get into or leave the museum sector. I've been interviewed for some roles in an organisation I currently volunteer at...it's a bit of a thread


can’t eat shit since i had that gal bladder surgery


Iced coffee, bad bunny, and shades.


y vely


When you get your car back with a full tank


Bills fans giving the chiefs the Gluck Gluck 9000 on this app is not what I expected to see on this fine Tuesday


I’m so happy I jus know everything gonna be perfect


…but what if he’s playing Nicholas Scratch?


Y'all voted for ANC cos they paid y'all


all i want is hi-c fruit punch


Back to back home games 85k crowd capacity They won't know what hit them


little kid walking with who i assume to be his dad past my car looks down at a piece of cardboard on the ground and says "there's MORE trash. that's terrible!" keep that mindset as you get older


I can’t wait till certain people birthday come up I ain’t saying shit , sending shit or posting shit


If I sold my body via only fans would y’all pay fr cause..


If My Chemical Romance play 3 different set lists at MK like they’re doing at Eden Project I’ll lose my mind. That’s so sick!!! Means I’ll see three different MCR shows in 4 days


I get that check and save it


2020 has been huge for @angellist rolling funds, secondary share exchange AND the dot com domain


#Shigarki is trending what i miss


I wanna cum inside


This drunk scene is a whole mood


I Cooked But I Want Popeyes


Made a summer playlist with 249 songs in it and most of them are depressing songs YAY!!


i really love jungwon :( he's the sweetest


guess i’ll make this trip since he wanna see me so bad


What good is a diamond nobody can see?


can school be over now , i cant do this anymore


Listening to young ma


Haven’t ate steak in about 4 years and that’s all I’m craving right now


5 mins to my first convo on CH


i’ll be 21 tmrw YES SIR


Two encounters w ladies in active labor today. Transported one of them (who’s struggling) from her car to L&D, 3-5min walk+elevator. We were greeted by super zen and calm nurses who probably saw how rattled I was. One nurse told me, “Don’t worry, the baby’s not falling off.”


I love it when people put you on to new music and it actually slaps


moaning space for 600?


Can’t wait till tomorrow morning


jigsaw is already my second most streamed song on spotify


If results continue to be hit and miss and they are thinking of a change then I would love to see Marcelo Bielsa. Imagine him with this squad! The way he has Leeds playing football is unbelievable and a joy to watch. Probably will never happen but a brother can dream right?


Idk what my problem is but I’ve been SO hungry lately no matter what I do or eat I’m still hungry


but if any nigga play, ima send em above.


Craving a back rub with baby oil while listening to Amaarae


loona lightstick pob set...?


These blue hunnits make her open them legs


was going to tweet “11:11” but right before my eyes it changed to “11:12” ..


i want one of those big booty walks


I hate how people reward smartness with exploitation good God!! Like you’re good at this thing so do everyone’s thing for free, diya


So this Ceri Bowley who has joined the coaching team, does he wear a flat cap? Asking for a friend


Don’t slip cause another ..... might push up on it


I hate being preachy and push my options now but FUCK this badger cull man. Ive done hunt sabs and shit growing up, signed and voted everything I could but they won't stop it. The benefits were so minimal they don't outweigh the death. All I can do is make MY home safe for them


So we put in an offer on a house..


GN #nftart community


I was reading on a rock and there was a wave that completely soaked me while I didn't want to get wet because I have my period


my problem is: do i actually wanna see this girl 2x in a week or do i just want attention


A lot of people have NO clue what they are actually voting for (regarding both parties) lmao


the video came out to a minute 30 LOL i need to delete some clips


Content creators- please stop telling ppl who you voted for. It makes ppl think differently of you. And is annoying from both sides. Doesn't anybody remember when that used to be a private thing?


I'm listening to the hot trending song of my choice #SexyNukim by #BalmingTiger (@balmingtiger) featuring #RM #BTSRM of #BTS (@BTS_twt)


My boo made dinner tonight


Haven’t had fruits in a week


Just a pretty girl, that deserves the world.


I’ve never been able to save this much & I just feel accomplished asf. It’s the little things. def keeping this up the rest of 2021


DATS MY DAWGGGG


drug dealer moved and the dispensary sells 8ths for 80$


All business moves till the day I die


swear alll my money goes t food


I think I’m ready to grow my ass and gain some weight


I'm legit enjoying Van Helsing, so much so that I keep on reading up about the characters and plot on fandom


Like oh that's your favorite part of the album too!? Captain Oblivious strikes again.... ,


100,000 dead people


Yo, You are so beautiful~ This year is your time. Goodbye Beautiful.


420 hours of animal crossing new horizons


I just broke a plate practicing martial arts


holy shit my prof mentioned my name w the most organized accounting template (journals & ledgers) STAWP IM SO


Someone manifest my finger to be healed pls


Curious to see if Tatum is going to be left handed like me


My account was hacked and 135 of my contacts/followers received a DM selling Covid-19 masks. I've changed multiple passwords as a precaution and apologize to all. This has never happened to me. I guess it can happen to anyone.


my tattoo is already peeling and i’m just glad it ain’t itchy


I'm a The Lord Of The Rings extended version watcher so yeah it was never going to be hard to watch a 4 hour comic book movie. For a DC movie standard it's in the top 5. But overall comic book movie ? It is not making the top 10


Just a Theory what is BTS is doing like this whole 70s thing with dynamite being that then 80s with butter being that decade then 90s could be next and so on and so forth @BTS_twt y’all tell me what y’all think. Cause it’s


My dad just came in my room and said “hey have you heard from Michael Bublé in a while?” No?? We don’t talk a lot believe it or not


Could not be more UNSATISFIED WITH THE @Starbucks K-cup coffee flavored as peppermint mocha… what a horrible cup o Joe


I’m sorry but out of all the religions out there, Christianity has got to be the most hypocritical one of them all


Attention Reply Guys (and Girls) - Read the full tweet before commenting. (You won't look as "reply guy-ish") Kthanxbii


My parents just came home and I'm already annoyed


like why didn’t any one in my family pass down heirlooms? or give me stuff they had when they were kids? all they left me with is mental illness


Lol back to regular schedule programming huh ?


ive really been spending entire days reading this book... the hold tgcf has on me


Anybody got some new music out? I’m finna stream you up send comment da link


my mom just ruined my whole day and i literally woke up 1h ago


omg i just found out the jonas brothers did a song with karol g ?!??


What a effort so far keep it going


My favorite strip club is opening up tomorrow....I'm going to hope that's encouraging news that my other favorite places in the world (based in Nevada) follow!


Haha still can’t believe I went to seoul in October just to watch SY tour live viewing in gangnam cinema bcs I couldn’t manage to get the con tix


I’m looking forward to watching my favorite @iluvsarahii give her review and upload her video on @rarebeauty


Tweaking that dot that be moving in your eyes be thinking it’s a ant


my sister in law is such a mom she made me lunch because my parents aren’t here


France lineup


The older I get the more and more I find men unattractive…. Like who raised y’all


guess who’s going to bed earlier than normal


The fact my s/o didn't even say goodnight back last night really says something to me.


By the way, it don't matter who rises up when I'm writing my story, inwant y'all to be blessed out there. That's the purpose of God,Jesus blessing me with the Universe after I'm done. Now, you all can see&witness the things i did as a kid. See how y'all performing& blessed now?


I looks like I won the Qantas lucky ticket in today's "will my flight leave on time and not actually be cancelled" The plane is outside and I just saw pilots


Why would I chase you when I know you gonna come running back?


He got a chub and all i want to do is suck it


I think I want some salmon bites again


Before a lot of girls ever have sex they want to find a guy whose not going to fuck up they insides. Once’s they get over average sizes then they try an find bigger. I stg that’s how it works.


Just seen the Leicester goal...


niggas think they slick but im slicker


Busy week next week then a mini vacay


Sitting down way better accommodation to life! And needs to be appreciated more.


Great first 20 of the game carries on at this rate it’s going to be a belter


Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbits feet


100 percs for my day weekend let’s make it happen


Anyways....I’m in such a happy mood today. I’m beaming


Do I watch goodfellas for the 100th time?


ex’s be like “I’m glad you doing okay” and I’m glad you are no longer in my life lmao.


Arsdeep death'overs today going to be


Family fun day whooped my ass I’m still sore


Top tip. Don't do a search for the latest #harveyweinstein news. You're welcome.


A pipe burst, there is no water in my building. Trying not to kill myself.


Why am i having goosebumps


That’s Kante in next leg then


Why my hair dey cut fgs


I didn’t make tacos today because were having a barria fest on Friday


happy 1.26


In the end if you really got a golden heart... it’ll work out for you


And trust me caring don’t get you far, I’ve learned the hard way


I just got my second vaccine shot and I feel so nauseated I want you to hold my hair and the bucket while I lay down. Bitch - don’t complain. Just do it. And send $100 bc I’m miserable and you should be made to pay for my misery.


Just got my flu shot! CoVID and masks don’t change the fact you should get yours too


stay up in yo lane pillow talkers get they shirt sprayed


champions league holders chasing shadows


Cookies cheesecake


Tried to make a pizza with my kids & Generr ass gone say you & Gersey can handle that & went back to his room


All this #Diversity and #inclusion is made to seem so complex, but it’s really not. STOP treating people as the some of their collective parts and START treating them as human beings. There. Problem solved. Carry on.


Have US Open ticket prices already skyrocketed?


I know I'm going to be a very romantic husband to my wives


They took all the fridays off Netflix


Mood for the summer: Rich bitch Rachel on your daddy's yacht


got my mind set on winning


The house feels too quiet and empty this evening. It's sad


“The former Everton man scores against his old rivals” music to my ears


This dude is just so persistent. And I’m out here feeling for another who can’t seem to send not even a stem


Why Kano


Beyoncé been my lockscreen for like four years and I really hung her up....love is a mf


Although I’m not 100% where I wanna be yet I can atleast say that I’m NOT in the same position I was last year & that speaks volumes!!!


Ever since that babe made that thread bashing her former manager it’s always one sub or another is it that una no like the babe before?


Stepped outside and walked to work... why do I feel like I’m sneezing every 5 seconds!!!! Allergies


tw// death let’s not spread any rumors until we see confirmation on either things whether it’s true or he’s okay, lets keep the fandom and the members feelings in our thoughts


Holding imaginary conversations with myself in French because I have no one to practice with.


I can’t wait for Michigan


Verb, Jimz, Qleen hate @Tsu_Surf so much they literally having a meeting on this man


Ready for @fentyskin to work it’s magic on this quarantine skin


I want to hug changkyun so bad


Adicto a las grandes emociones


Why do they always have on easily identifiable clothing?


I love my weheh


Really considering a career change


Yo friends will say I keep you from them but you’ll just be getting Fuhhked right no time to sit and talk only sitting you’ll do is on my dick


Imagine @user doing a classic set @user in November


i absolutely hate to f*cking see it


can somebody tell me what "you lot" means


currently sobbing like literally sobbing over nana episode 31 and 32 hbu


realising i follow a lot of big accs who like thinspo/sh pics and shit n maybe that’s why i keep getting triggering stuff on tl


I can’t sleep ! Are we surprised tho


ahhh the simple life is on imdb


Take back all the admin access you have given to others ,i am speaking about taking back the access not deleting the account


In the mood for someone to fuck my mouth


The beauty about the builds of @user is that the projects in those builds are so lucrative, they can be referred to, and applied anytime in your journey, beyond thier builds too Intelligently crafted stuff man


Respectfully I’m not the same person I was a year ago, even 6 months ago.


I ain't tryna impress the streets no more... But I'ma make damned sure my Kids stunt on these streets, Ballin' like it's '99!


hot tottie season


Anyone need tendos?


prayers needed today


Females be sending there twerking videos and nudes to their group chat not knowing who to trust in there and wonder why they be getting exposed don’t trust nobody with your body parts


Big result tonight that onto Sunday come on reds massive this


good vibes only baby


Buying a duck feather duvet and pillows was the best decision I ever made


love wasting $30+ once or twice a week on delivery from a restaurant just to make myself feel better


Aye nah fr that crab and shrimp dip from Mexico restaurant is.


I want a reason to get cute again.


Why is nobody screaming about the bonus extra?? I had to find out myself that it was posted


the only thing my parents are super strict about is school


YIXING LOCKDOWN TL LOVE IT


Who wants to sponsor my life. I'll take mad workout pics stay in great shape and show off all my drinking and party shenanigans? Signed aspiring IG model


Just heard my tire break a glass bottle in this parking lot ao now I’m too anxious to leave the car and look


We are delighted to see our project #nominated for #Best Corncrake Project in Donegal, Mayo and Galway in the annual nominations for Irish Corncrake projects. We'll be bringing that award home to the west


i get excited about seeing everyone’s fits at school


after so long… nag inom ako soft drinks and


If you see me pin any tweet my dear pls advise yourself


I’m over these patients saying “surgery is cheaper in blah blah” I’m sorry the US health system is messed up on coverage but our Dr is thorough with testing and it’s a life changing procedure


Feel good to be be free no strings attached


i am tommy not innit ...


When they show you who they are time and time again listen. lol it's all good tho I know my heart and that I'm a good person so it's chin up chest out


I kinda want to dye my hair like a burnt orange or ginger


It's 420, plus derek chauvin pussy ass was just found guilty on all counts. Time to fucking celebrate


Markets got no feelings


Turn on my notification. You don’t wanna miss my next tweet!


Kiana Tom Mother's united


Pelicans to get the #1 pick


I like Niall's hair style today


I am Brave I am Powerful I am Prosperous I will Succeed I will Lead I will Heal I AM ME


They only like my bad side that shit blows my mind


I'll milk this Amazon Prime subscription this free 7 days... Hopefully they've got good content


Accidentally knock your new MacBook Pro off your desk one time and that’s when you’ll become conscious of Apple having gotten rid of the MagSafe connection.


My PT has me riding the bike


i got a 24/25 on a test a couple weeks ago but because certain people got abnormally good grades the teacher realized some had gotten a hold of last year’s exam and now we all have to retake it


The amount of Maxed out Majors I saw on Dragon and Lightning link games this last Vegas trip was sad


Famous people and all


my dream bag was restocked and sold out 30 minutes later. I wouldn’t have been able to purchase it anyways but I still feel personally attacked


RT @user Kim Potter you NEXT


Wtf turn signals dnt work nomore


sent her one style she sends me another talking bout it’s just more simple . no bitch that shit looks poor


Having my bestfriends back makes life so much better.


Hallu good morning


torn between crawfish or tacos


Wish I could give you everything, anything, anything Put that on my mama, all I want for you is better things


Finally done with my first shift of today. Now, time to crack open a fresh jug of full synthetic.


ooooh this concert queen is back


im happy for them, i love you truly


chan said in vlive he will make a vlog of him washin car , now imagine he uploads that vlog from two years now with a flimsy shirt , shorts that are tugged down so he can show his vetements brandwear and full sleeve tats , more buffed up with a nose piercing washin car-


Sean never snore when he's sleeping and it was the first time i heard him snore. My health conscious bumbum was very worried and will be back in shape again daw next year. I am loving his belly lately and his squishy tummy. And im like wait, having a hot bod Sean again?


Lkakers fab but Lebron hater? major


Can't wait for the people who say KTH1 coming soon getting clowned again


January marks a year and I still can’t believe Kobe is gone


I would pay any amount of money for mom's health and to be able to speak to my grandma again


Why does evryones Christmas tree look better than ours, when was the putting up decorations course we missed


This Parmesan panko breaded salmon i just made… smacked the hell out me


i’m at a vegan thai restaurant


I know by this point in my life nothing should surprise me anymore, but I just saw multiple people say they hope Papa comes back in Stranger Things 5 and insinuated El misses him. What


i wanna listen to sad music all night


I can’t wait to be done with work so I can start drinking !


Very thing about this place makes me sick


Hard to tell if this is worse than usual or not


Ima be honest half the time I dont believe in outer space


Rhylee such a busy body


help im in a breakout room but i cant talk bc half of my family is in my room rn


Mad i picked up this shift


Ian tryna argue lol


Stay close to the money


My baby is going to be a chef. She stays in the kitchen wanting to cook with me


Cooking together has slowly become my love language


Iont share my food or my nigga


Planing for my graduation


Trader Joe’s dark chocolate peanut butter cups are sooooooo addicting like I just go at it one after another


A lot of people owe me sneakers hey... DMs gon' be like Heyyyy, I'm be like ship those sneakers babe


Where was the Australian border patrol when these people disembarked, that's who the cops should be investigating!!!


I hope my friends know me sending memes is my way of showing love….It’s also hard work cause there is a lot of you’s!!


In this industry, I HATE working with men. only a handful of men I’ll link up with and do events with. Some of y’all disrespectful af & love to talk over women. NOT I… call me a bitch if you want to


My baby Audrey starts basketball Saturday. I’m so excited!!!


people tryna take credit for what my momma did


Missing Person of Interest TV Show, especially the intro


I got screenshots that’ll shut down a m’f respiratory system, test the water not me


iKON and BLACKPINK have the best bsides ever! I said what I said


I’ll be living in 4 places next year


Men are not good people. Avoid them


I want to start money heist but man it'll fuck with my schedule


$1000 Giveaway happening on @user right now! Will be happening every other day. go download the app and sub to me.


no one was gonna tell me dorito was spelt wrong


To celebrate our 35th anniversary, the Ubisoft Store is holding daily draws for 35 days! Click below to learn more & try your luck


I need a nail tech in Miami!!!! For Wednesday night or Thursday morning


Go congratulate my lil cutie @user for reaching 500 followers before having anything prepared


no one can beat BTS


Spent 200m on defenders


When the orb returns, we shall all suffer, but carnal 1-rhombus-lovers will suffer the most.


I hate how much people be pocket watching and trying to tell people how to spend their money


I’m definitely bumping Hail to the King by Avenged Sevenfold on my birthday. That truly is my theme song because I believe I am a black king and my haters will kneel before me


Share this for a chance to join


Forever Grateful Lord


Finna put that fruit roll up action to work.


I got 7 won chess games in a row


i literally want to cry i have also been needing to get my eyes checked and new glasses for years and i finally made an appointment and i have to take my dog to the vet AGAIN so now i have yo cancel my appointment because i can’t afford both. i need a break


I have to braid my girls up and cut my son hair ..


I have a love and hate relationship with rainy days


Mi pussy clean from manninnnn and it ah go stay suh forever. Clean like Jesus police recorddddd


ok enough twitter for today, i’m gonna read clockwork angel


Me & Fav Got A Lil Datey Date


just got the best news guys. they ruled fully favorably in the decision for disability


I wanna get into competitive gaming but I can’t stick to a game long enough


I work HARDDDDD so I play harder.. today was small smoke


If you want to find clean MAYC at a discount just check @user bids on OS


its me looking for new outfits , when i still got stuff with tags on it


So these vegan red beans I cooked are delish


pretty lil bitch let her ride on me


Wasteland is the place to be at EDC


Question: why does she still want to see morbid ant's/hooy ice cold colorless social media page? Interesting Engineering


I miss going to my lil bros basketball and football games :( I’m watching it live tho


I just wanted to give a shout out to @VodafoneIreland and particularly Afaf for their insanely fast response to my broadband issue this evening. All fixed. Thanks a million.


Getting my nails done tomorrow if I wake up in time


The kind of players i have seen in my generation is far better than then


Time to clear out the lurkers and inactive followers and get some fresh faces on my feed!


Genuine Conversation... BARMAN: What table are you? That's a phrase I've only ever heard on Facebook.


All the hoes drive Kia souls now


Choupo-Moting q tiene?


So I got a 3% tuition increase and the government could come out with random 10% interest rates on grad plus loans.....


#BankofDave just watched this film .i’m a girl from Blackburn and up north humour is spot on . Brill film


Woke up searching for my phone AND my charger. Jessalyn gotta get a new phone like TADAY! Before she get on my freaking nerves


Yes, I believe in the holy trinity: SZA, Kali Uchis and Kid Cudi


If I don’t get taken to a pumpkin patch this fall… I’m gonna scream


Sucks feeling for someone and getting no where so you just focus on getting money to spend on yourself


Been doing so well lately. But tonight I just feel meh


“What we do in life echoes in eternity.”


Can't change the by yourself not if you're alive..#33


Somebody tell me it’s a good idea


Spank ass shake our whole house with his truck speakers


Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law soo frickin' trruuuuuu!!! I mean true in all aspects


Fun fact, liked tweets from private accounts can't be seen by others in your likes unless they follow me too. So feel free to shamelessly like my posts. No one will know


This weather has me in such a good ass mood, I love it


Join jwillies fitness


Y’all attacking me in my mentions i feel like. Ain’t this my life? Like who knows if I’d really go down with it. But my answers for right now today is sign me up


#21daylockdown Crosses 4lalkh .. U have 3 choice 1. Stay at home. 2. Stay at Hospital. 3. Stay at Photo Frame.


I named my Toxel @user


I’m sitting in this heat transfer lecture bored to death. Like dude just give us back our exams so I can learn this subject on YouTube more efficiently


Being able to make out the junk in your trunks is 100x sexier than a dic pick


There are so many Netflix shows I want to watch but I never have enough time


imagine hating on a bitch who isn’t doing better than you? Could never be me


all they got out here is fucking swishers


Gays, come on… it’s not even funny to hate on Olivia Rodrigo anymore


Missing Jenny the donkey


Tryna figure how to organize this breast milk in my deep freezer


sure slo county doesn't have any queer community BUT I'm eating ice cream in front of big rock so who's the real winner


So for an extra $3 I can get a blue checkmark, half the ads and no scam/ spam replies in my mentions? I’ll take it


I be so motivated after being in the gym for one day. Like “yeah, imma do this 5 days a week”… chile please


hate that profile views feature on tiktok.


That phone call today where you KNOW no matter what bull they put in front of us, between us, no matter how they try to threaten the uplifting of advocacy/ transformative justice - we will not stop doing this surviving. He will, I will and we will make sure each other does.


just cuz im from the uk doesn’t mean i only drink tea and eat crumpets


i know I didn’t tell you before, but you should’ve known i’m crazy baby


I have no respect for no police officer , even the good ones ... cause why are you still a police officer and you see how the world is hurting right now because of your people. TAKE THAT FUCKING UNIFORM OFF


instant serotonin every time i am sent comm previews.


If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you, either.


i’m a multi-shipper at heart but i do genuinely want to see celebrían in the show. i have some theories about how she could be introduced but idk if other ppl would like it.


drake hurt bout riri bein pregnant i know it


Thanks for the call, @user Always nice to hear your voice.


It's NOvember don't ask cause No you cannot


My God Finley your ass is next. We gotta get you up out of here buddy you stunk it up


i GOT CANES


what kinda content do y’all wanna see in the next couple months? gimme ideas


ofc they don’t have the shirt i need in my sz, i give up bro


Idc how stressed out I am I will not fold


I've been calling a certain individual #PresidentTweety for most of his reign of error. Where did #PlagiaristJoe get the idea?


Nothing like a fresh pair of @Crocs


My little sister is only 8 and is worried about the election, kids have more common sense than these ignorant people who are not voting


Let's take the risk


HE TEASED US YALL


I hope everyone loses their 50/50s this update!! #genshintwt ONLY QIQI CONSTELLATIONS


anyways how are you guys doing??? did everyone recover from spring day and mikrokosomos cuz btch i never did


Always be positive to yourself Love your life and always put Yourself first no matter what you do’ That isn’t selfish but self Value


going to ask allah to grant me peace bas thora sa main bhi deserve kerti hun


Lets stomp Senegal


Wow getting battered at home


Anyone have the circle thing link?


Having the flu is like a death sentence


Y’all need to stop going to Popeyes & go to golden chicken! Support black business & my dads good is way better


Screw you CVS, got my booster at Vons instead


interacting with classy ppl at 3am — oh YAS! this is what i like abt quarantine life. yayay!


Please, I have a ray gun!


Your mom has a golden clit ring we all call BIG GOLD-


If you think she's enjoying this boss side of Guren —


Leave people business alone, doh do dat


Had lunch with my brother Mike. Haven’t seen him in at least 10 years


Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that there's no blood when you wipe


just saw a christmas ad


How y’all niggas hair lines holding up?


My new contacts feel great!!


I just wannabe rich and be able to buy all the kpop stuff and album and merch and everything...


Was running low on energy until the gym played WAP


Four accidents in a ten minute span of east west highway


Last night I had a dream coach put me inna game I scored a triple double


Prayers to Gaza


Fried shrimp tacos tonight


Huns on OnlyFans must be making a killing in these uncertain times


thank GOD the retoucher that edited gillian’s photo shoot was a woman


Guys stop proposing wearing sun glasses. How is she gona believe that u want to marry her when she cant see the truth in ur eyes cause u wearing shades. Proposing wearing Shades? Even in the movies they dont do that. Alas to each his own.


Ah, September! The month where K-pop’s summer rush of comebacks comes to a screeching halt.


I honestly spend way too much money on my friends merch.


The queen has COVID because she doesn’t drink lean


so why is this eyesofsuggestion person messing my name up? idek who you are


Yo @user our mcgoblins getting colder and colder each day, wen eat??


Don’t be a boring girlfriend go straight to his parents and introduce yourself


LPB Poody ft Rick Ross x Best of me


212, knowing my baskin Robbin ice cream flavors is a love language


#RHOP is going to be lit. Not Gisele saying Chris made moves on her


Bitin sizzzz


No Odell... the one year I draft you and this news comes out?


27 and Grateful


man when I say I dont belong in a gc I mean I don't belong in the gc , and the other ppl would agree too


They gonna kill me if they can no need for dissing come get rid of me


i think i need to give mercury acts 1&2 another try i love imagine dragons but i really did not care for that project


I am…in Florida again


People have said I’m mad for years for suggesting that laundry rooms should be on the same floor as bedrooms and now @angelascanlon agrees, I know I’m right. Even just having my dryer in the bathroom makes life easier!


I like Grealish and Mount


i’ll do a thread after i upload every content


yall talk to people on here i thought it was just a joke


Mon mate a Split pour un showmatch pour chill


Don't let the cravings make you fall for the wrong person.


Thrilled today that my husband has taken full advantage of our new bill. He (identifying as she for the time he was in the bathroom) was able to join me in the women’s bathrooms today. Usually I would have to go alone but it was wonderful to have some company


I’m a lil tender if I like you but I will fall tf back ! I’m lovable NOT DESPERATE


Zlatan is a fucking bitch


Lockdown 2 is health and safety taken to the extreme. Sure, Covid is potentially dangerous; to some. But the office workers aren’t forced to wear hard hats and safety boots just because they do on the construction site.


Ajax are superb to watch! Ball retention and way they play is something of a joy to watch


I spend two times more the amount in organic & vegan groceries than when I was eating a bunch of rubbish and that’s sad


Earthquake last longer than some man


Saw a post saying vegan kit kats gonna be sold in stores so what UK mutual wants to ship me some


Corona getting a nigga paid


I can’t wait till the day I find someone who fully appreciates me, but until then imma appreciate all that I have


Bear with me on this, just had eye surgery, so at the mo my glasses are useless, have bought a special pair in 2 halves so I can change the lens strength as required. Thing is they are like tortoiseshell gray and make me look like a very gay old man - and I really love the look


now that the holidays are over, its time to start planning for my birthday


How can a sane person be comparing Flavour na abania and 9ce gong aso? Flavour is so so clear


bad how many people i argue with in this com


I don’t want to go on a 7 hour plane ride


omg, i was social during chemistry and i have a new friend. but he fucking "bullies" me for my height. atleast im a year older than him


Ang daming newbie poz this year. Damn, JJ san ka na? Huhu I wish you could welcome them too.


I’ve been up with anxiety all night so looks like no stream later today. I really thought I’d be good to go. We’ll get ‘em next time. Maybe Wednesday?


Pacers washing these niggaz


Big error for NJ Gov Murphy 2B unavailable for CoVid emergency in SouthJersey. Re-election takes precedence? 3 lg schools full of unvaxxed kids & state, county & municipals are punting that there is no Plan B. Read my email to C.Booker. Dont make me vote for a non-Democrat.


Anybody else ready for bedtime before 5pm or nah


Never chase anyone, the person that appreciates you will walk with you


Update: Brent still fine asf


Babe came home with sunflowers & a gold bracelet for me


My nephew said when he’s older he’s going to buy a car just like mine and put racing tires on it so he can use the emergency break to drift... I drive a Ford Focus


What you could charitably call a bad day at the office after liamba flops at @user But tomorrow is another day.


I could never let no broke bitch ruin me !


got iced coffee


Tropic Thunder is on Paramount Plus? Don’t bother me for the next 2 hours


Christ. rush hour dubai train; felt like you were eating a packet of bombay mix without eating it.


do i even remember the last place i saved the damn game


Casemiro Best midfielder itw


hope jaebeom be sending jyp the charts screenshots everyday


I'm going to start calling out typos in DM rooms on your tweets. Sorry not sorry!


Jon Snow @user to one of ‘The Specials’ “ When did u first meet a black person?’ For me: Prim Sch - her name was Naveen Gergus and her dad was a doctor in the Downe Hospital, Downpatrick. She was my best friend and I was gutted when they moved. Naveen? U out there??


Never mind #USAElections2020 - Twitter is about to explode with reactions to tonight’s #gbbo


Hi @Arsenal please bring @SergeGnabry back? Thanks


i feel like sleeping during the lit paper


I can tell y’all never really been loved cause y’all be geeking about bare minimum shit


boys rlly don’t be giving a fuck like ik you see my bf commenting under my shit wtf


Fine I’ll keep tht same energy from now on .


i wanna post a photo but im shy


Terrible Mexican food out here but the Cuban food makes up for it


Rn I'm ready for anything that gets thrown my way...


not "he's a scorpio" trending y'all need to stop


12am and you're peeling yam. Yam o


No stream today. Tummy doesn't want to get better


When life is good u don’t worry about the irrelevant To stay relevant


This job really getting on my damn nerves


#ImpactXP This just won't stop.


Hoping the injuries ain't serious just knocks or cramp #Arsenal


i know now how to make leche flan, so message me if u like- me


Never be a sucka for a pos


Remember folks, use code CHALK10 to save 10% on your Chalk Line order


Shower hot tea and euphoria


Ray-Ray in The Bay! Welcome to the squad @RMIII_34


Omo what if wizkid is dropping another ciroc flavor instead of MIL on the 16th??


So many things planned for the salon for 2020


I fucked up, won a newegg shuffle for a 3070ti and just now checked my email to see the notif and it's too late to checkout.


The mask thing is simple. Nothing political about it at all Avoid indoor public spaces as they are dangerous. If you absolutely have to.go in one, wear a mask to at least help mitigate the risk.of infection spread. There, nothing confusing or difficult about it.


he gon pick up on the first ring


England sha


Please be aware that @user is NOT the real man! This account will DM you to fool you into giving them your email.


It’s crazy how people immediately fold when their loyalty is tested


Charlotte don't want the smoke


7 years na twitter ko!!


I can fix fat, you can’t fix ugly


girls my age been hurt too many times to believe a man only wants all love and no games anymore


Today's stream will take place tomorrow night instead, get some rest tonight guys! I love all your faces.


You ever just have an urge to tie someone up and just tease them until they beg!!


Mutuals that have tiefling ocs send me a picture of your character and I'll doodle them tomorrow at work so I'm not so bored


i’m so tired of not having the money to dress myself like the bad bitch I am


Reddington deserves better than Elizabeth


all in favor of @johnsummit pulling up to @user this weekend say duh


Fingers cross we wake up tomorrow with a new US president


Today’s match sha


It’s okay if no one believe in me cause I believe in myself


Mfs really grow up n be like i wanna be a police officer


Benz and Mbappe catching each other's radio signals


feeling niceeeeeeeee


#PoliticsLive A London conversation ? Apparently the rest of the U.K. are plebs


the amount of times i put my foot in my mouth


If you single you either ugly or too cute for ugly people.


Waste of my mf time


Smoking in a car without tint


thank you domi


I wanna do something really nice for daryl anniversary this year, I just need all hands on deck


Catching up on Rick & Morty has gotten me in the mood to start High on Life, so I think I'll play it for stream tonight


Sports fans!! If you have a sports figure that you’d like to be interviewed, tag them here and let’s get them on the show


CH: If you're from the US or Canada or France etc. and you can't move to a Muslim country then find a practising sister from the UK and move to Birmingham. It's the closest thing to a Muslim country.


How I wish @user can make a reaction video for The Gifted and The Gifted Graduation


Imma count this money while I take a shit


It’s almost a full 3 weeks since my last black and although my nerves getting bad, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel


That chili the next day hits so different


Earth & air signs relationships be toxic as hell… love strong tho


Didn’t know Brazil played in white


If we can repeat this on Sunday lads that'll also be great


Benidorm on Netflix is hilarious. Dry but funny


been feeling a lil off lately. mom, can i kill myself now?


Being sleep deprived and full of caffeine is a recipe for headaches


Club brugge done use juju cover this post


Bruh I just wanna see US make it


How much longer does american server have until thoma


Now you know it’s gotta be bad if I have to block you on Twitter, Twitch, AND Discord


made the kids at dance tonight do planks for singing chrissy wake up in class


Jamming to @user fine self


I'm so lucky I get to see Thiago play for my club


Finally finishing Endgame. Ethan would have been so proud of me. I wish we could talk about it and get excited together


First time I have any color but white on my toes and I HATE it


worst thing about my job is when your favorite patient passes away. they say try not to get close with people in the nursing home that you work for but this specific one reminded me of my grandma.


i’m so glad my family understands i deserve a whole birthmonth


My toddler woke up every hour last night. It was like having a newborn again


Sorry I’m late to the meeting! I was busy dissociating from the latest escalation of the apocalypse


Hate you but still love the feeling.... this line pls @brandon_arreaga


it seems as though my tweets have taken a dark turn toward being politically serious and non giggle-inducing. will bring this up with my therapist tomorrow


A way to increase the chances of selling your beats is to offer bundle deals or discounts for bulk purchases. This can be an attractive option for artists or companies looking to purchase multiple beats at once.


Finna do these squats


May we not be kidnapped ijn.


I forgot to turn on her notifications on this account


My DMs are (as always) open for any LGBT+ person who needs to talk about anything at all. Even if you just need a distraction or want to talk through stuff with somebody, I'm happy to listen and be there for you


Shout out to all the wonderful staff at the Etihad vaccination centre. They are doing a top job. Had first jab and was in and out within 15 mins - well organised and efficient


Fun fact: JP Morgan’s uncle ‘James Pierpoint’ wrote the popular Christmas song “Jingle Bells” in 1857


Tornado warning during lab


I’d never wish gastritis on my worst enemy…


It was my birthday today. It was chill.


online psychology is bullshit yeah i said it. take up knitting, much more productive


We at Fumo


i really want to see oscar beat brennan’s creepy ass


Drinking milo to calm my anxiety


Hey everyone, quick update - I just woke up from a super long nap, since morning I've felt sick so I knew this is how things will end up. Anyways, sorry if I won't be able to post anything new for awhile, I hope I'll get better tomorrow Please take care of yourselves guys!!


I am distressed about all Beloveds' safety every day all day. We can't sustain living like this. I am very capable of prospering & thriving when we can interact properly and live without the relentless tarantella of fear. There are better ways to have fun & excitement


so ready to launch my next business


“I would rather live in a poor country that doesn’t kill babies, than a rich country that does.” - @MattWalshBlog I absolutely 100% agree with this quote. Once again, right on the money Matt Walsh!


We're going to have to get over selling Buendia even though at the moment it's proving to not have gone well for us. But Farke the least you could do is just play the players you bought. Tzolis looks to be one of the best players Norwich has and you start Sargent over him


— one thing about the FB outage is now the “People I May Know” section isn’t filled with people I know nor don’t care or want to see!


i just wanna talk and conversate, cause i usually just stalk you and masterbate


Got FaceID to work with a facemask on. Life is good


left the yistol at the spot I'm finna catch pneumonia.


#WeMissYouJungkook WE LOVE YOU JUNGKOOK


Don’t worry about who blocked or ignored you, just be thankful it wasn’t God!


Am I blocked or unfollowed?


I woke up to 36 missed calls... why can’t I ever sleep in peace ?!


You move ya feet you lose ya seat baby


Baby can be going crazy kicking but once I try to record baby gets shy and stops


Nearly all the men in Lagos are mad


who got comps


Yall Mfs den played da song out alrdy


We live in a country where the FM publishes a document asking Why Not Scotland? To create a wealthier, fairer and happier country in the morning, while in the evening she votes against free school meals and giving everyone a right to food.


Wonder What My Woman Want For Christmas


We can touch, kiss and do all things But when you say you love me There is where you'd be getting it wrongly


Imagine if your mother wrote your fate. Wouldn't everything just be perfect? Allah loves you 70 times more than your mother!! SubhanaaAllah


Can mommies have mommies?


#AHPCouncilOurRight Council is our right


Wow death experiences will show you how much we take for granted


the yukika album has been secured


I’m so ready to curl up in bed with my book and my blunt


i wanna tweet more like i did 2 years ago but also no too much info for people


2days until 2kDay


I don't know why my guys won't trust me with their cars. Na Temi oh. I Dey Drive fire na


next person that follow me better be single and fine as fuck


do u ever wonder if ur actually a terrible person whos just fooling themselves or do i fr have an issue


My nephew asked if I loved @user and I couldn't be more happier to say yes


Just made some Mozzarella sticks and they were so bomb


Carrie and A-Rodg trending today


Can someone check on Sabina maitu


chris motionless eu ti amo


me thinking they liked me after telling me they liked me:


Good thing ian go to atl today


12 needs a reunion. I miss my crab fam


teuha! let's be moots teume only, esp jaengels get freepass! just like


Bener² telat nonton The Parent Trap (1998)


I’m tryna ride him like a porn star is it to early for the kids to go to sleep?!


The only con about my job is the commute


food is approaching


Thankful for another day! God you didn’t have to but you did and I’m SOO grateful!


Dear God, Bless me & everything that is mine. Let everything I touch, or could ever think of prosper miraculously. Amen!


So I finally sat down to write. I'm not really happy with what I've written, but it's progress nonetheless. I'm not going to finish part 3 before the start of the semester, but my original goal was to finish before the end of 2020. I still have plenty of time.


late night..oh goodmorning!!!


Lyon tickets finally sorted


Venga Willy


Finally to my room. HOLY FUCKING NARROW STAIRS.


ion know why but i ain’t watchin squid game. yes i wanna b that person


they don’t even know I’m feeling pain


How come no one ever says “Dilly Dilly” anymore??


LMAOOO I keep waking up to snow being shocked as if I don’t live in Michigan now


Passed my first aid course with full marks today


- hate feeling poorly


Sad to hear of the passing of Billy J. Kramer’s wife, Roni. I spoke with him at some of the British Invasion concerts in 2015. Very friendly man who loved living in the U.S. with his American wife.


some sushi would hit rn


Yes I'll say it, some of you girls are batshit crazy


Damn my class resuming to online mode next week


You'd be surprised how many people U been good to, talk about U like U ain't shit


The girls & I decided on matching pjs for the girls slumber party.


Due to the money I'm blind pay the fn no mind


Well who having Junkanoo


BEST PICTURE DELETER!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANBOO!! MANS A SCORPIO


woke up early because i had to testify in court and then I get an email saying it had been canceled


K so Tipsy Tuesday because why not


Pedir um dog house agr


A cherished little highlight of my day was spending this morning with my younger familia before they leave for their homeland tomorrow. We watched Encanto and sang along to the music together


I really feel stuck like the life I would I could never receive


What are everybody's pronouns? I'm she/her


I know my girl ain’t gon never quit on me


KFC accidentally gave me two famous bowls for the price of one, happy Tuesday to me


I blame the people queueing up taking tests


I did not just read that Janet Jackson is throwing her own brother under the bus in mixed media company.


Your all study plans on one side and “dil ni kr rha “ on other side and second side always wins


Early dinner. Macaroni drowned in melted @SargentoCheese Italian blend, drizzled with creamy Alfredo sauce, mixed with heavily seasoned ground sirloin, diced peppers, onions and mushrooms and broccoli… #notsharing


How do your dogs react to your farts??


bout to make a power point to answer this mfs questions bc lil miss petty is never too far gone


1st things 1st your nigga on my skirt


Someone needs to tell the fire department to not come to our store when the alarms go off bc they’re always going off for no reason and they don’t know why


Chloe blocked me....


My humor is dark but I’m only joking


My mom makes the best gelatina de naranja .


Before the studio I hit that pussy then make a hit Off Percs I itch, I'm hard as bricks, she eat my jits I'm butt naked with jewelry on, you peep the kicks She like my style, she think I'm wild, you see the drip


& like I’m a homeowner.. whatt


Hop in the SRT8, pick up the pace


Me urge probar los nuevos Spicy McNuggets


Can you introduce me as Joker?


Got all my homework done for the week


Life is too short Cut out negativity, forget gossip, say goodbye to people who don't care, and spend time with people who are always there. #Notime


on the surface im ok but deep down i want Netflix to fix the order of the iCarly episodes in season 2


finally found some jeans at good will, they’re both too short so i’ll have to cuff them like i purposely meant to wear high waters but at least they don’t have holes


Just pre-ordered the AC DLC


It's funny how the twang and fluency in that imported lingo just pops when bro's had a few bevs.


If I see 50million Naira now, I go first give my babe 1k.. That girl don try for me


Why did they announce it at such a random time? Is something else dropping at 12kst??


$AMC never set!


I want to go get some weed but I don’t feel like driving to the city


Today, because of covid 100,000 peiple have lost their lives in the UK, the number will be bigger tomorrow! How do you compute the pain it has left in its trail?


Just got a brand new 4K blu ray for Spider-Man 3 and the sound doesn’t work for the last 20 minutes


florida sun is a different type of hot


Empire state of mind


wait idk what my display name will be now-


What’s for dinner? Making chicken enchiladas with a side of draft at 8:15


It’s London Theatre week, tickets are discounted so get booking if you love the theatre like I do. Just booked Life Of Pi and Mary Poppins


Casemiro taking the mick


I can eat calamari all day


I gotta find me a raw ass barber


refreshing and learning day


My baby boy is off to school miss him already


just got my helix pierced so i can’t wait for it to get caught on my mask every day while it’s healing


I don’t know how I feel bout Biden n Harris


click my account for a surprise


my gaming setup is almost done i can’t wait to show u all


I am very picky when it comes to horchata. Best drink for a hot day if done correctly.


The Weeknd x Wasted Time


Also when I looked at the map job Street had lights but yet get there and they the only one ona block without lights so the green I seen was the hotel ona corner


The Skints must be protected at all costs


My eyelashes look so busted right now


Cutie @user just wanted you to know that as long as I have a face, you've always got a seat


If you don’t like Tacha, you’re simple a hater and you need deliverance


I've had chronic sinusitis for 12 years. That's a lot of kleenex. I know for a fact that this isn't snot. Aside from my turbinates being all swelled up I'm breathing clear today. 3 times in 2 days now this has happened.


at least our family got our backs, not like ur family and fake ass friends


Thank you for all of the love and birthday wishes! Ya’ll are incredible


Me constantly reloading my social media pages to see if any of my art commissions have updates for that hit of serotonin


Dragon Quest : Your Story c'est incroyable


you stoped looking for the monster under the bed when you realized it was you


Ok but like why did I just get a bunch of baby daddies adding me on snap


Can’t wait to go to Jamaica


who wants to pick me up at BWI


Allergies going brazy smh


i have 2 interviews tomorrow wish me luck


the best part of my day is talking to my man at night


aaarrggghhhhhhhh i love #TheKingsAffection drama


handball against Wrexham but not a handball earlier against Solihull which would of resulted in a Wrexham pen, Ok


That video bein circulated is why I’m not a fan of “Greek switch day”


Dis bout to be the most profitable month for me yet...soon as xvideos stop playing with my money


Nevermind i'll go to sleep again


i needa friend that’ll be gay with me


My exotic massage comes with a happy ending. Click the link in my bio to book


You ever sat there in ya panties and was like .. Mann my coochie smell good lmao. Like water


hii @user please play #AllNight by afrojack feat. ally brooke on @user !


it's so hard to pick a favourite marvel character when you love them all except captain america


Damn Leon shot that little girl


Did practice sessions as a therapist so I could learn this new platform and my “practice client” said I was amazing.


I never got Burger King last night


Felt so good streaming again! I missed y’all


Doing big kid things. More to come soon hopefully


#RT @user @user @user As long as you included a valid email, we will be able to deliver the emblem to you for donating.


files soom


My followers match the number of people on my block list!


Falling just as hard I'd rather lose somebody than use somebody


It's when mfs act oblivious when you've clearly explained shit .


I just want y’all to stop over sharing on here fr


Been absolutely content just having an alcohol free cider/beer in the evening instead of a normal one, only challenge is gonna be the birthdays this month cause I hate being the only sober person there


Stop spreading hate and/or giving out false information. What do you even get from doing that? Is it fun for you? Are you happy that you're getting attention in such a disgusting way? You make me sick


last year was a fucking mess , everything was just going wrong on top of me being pregnant .. but now , I really feel amazing ‘ inside & out


I love the matching shirt/sweater prank on tiktok, but how do y'all know that many people??? I swear its always at least 20 guys


Gonna fuck up some chili then I’ll be live for a bomb ass ranked session, absolute grinder today. Going to try to be better, be more lively on stream, and interact with y’all a lot more too


would put lindelof before bailly but my agenda stays strong


I’m just trynna figure out why my nose piercing still sore when I had my shit pierced for yearsssssss


ayy lo horrible que me siento


soooo i can’t get a twitter bae ? ight


so like school starts tomorrow and imma be in my suga hoodie chillin


8% increase to my salary pay, I’ll take that


keep tryin honey, you can never!


3 meals & all the smoke. We good over here


39 week prenatal appointment today


Ian got no hoes they lyin on me


Good Morning everyoneeee! Happy Wednesday and Have a great day ahead !


Apple making their phones learn to recognize people's faces even in masks.....this is not dangerous or concerning at all


When the weed done EVERYTHING pisses me off


Thank you @wmata for ruining my taco Tuesday plans and getting me stuck at metro center for 40 minutes


My lil bad ass, I feel like boosie nigga.


another exciting day of PRSA ICON Conference! I am excited to hear from Elyse Hammett and others. @user @user


When I was moving I found an old necklace from my mom, a simple lil protection gem combo and have kept it on since. Carnelian, snowflake obsidian, & agate


sooo i bought something from china before this virus broke out and idk what to do now


I can’t stand cows milk in my cuppas anymore. The smell, the taste, ugh.


Have you noticed that the smell of popcorn is sweeter than popcorn itself


I went scrub shopping yesterday & I forgot how damn expensive good scrubs are


now i gotta pay damn near 400 dollars for a shoes that 180 bucks


what ifwe kissed and we were both girls?


Lil homie really turns 10 today, wtf


I love March babies


My curls look so cute to today


I feel good change is bout to happen


Flyers penalty alr


Fuck man im falling back into old habits, right when i nearly beat them and before important stuff too. Tomorrow is turn around day. If you have problems too, it will be for you too. That way yk we all struggle and all can go past them. Lets make the 30.11 a day of change


Garcia is the worst defender I’ve ever seen


Crotch so deep in a fatpad you need diving gear to rub it off


Love when people try to tell me about my job


yo my day without my girl feels like i’m missing a limb


YouTube is doing who knows what with the stream, hoping it will be live in about half an hour


had a mental breakdown last night over my animal crossing island not looking cohesive so i’m redoing everything


i cant focus on my homework, i feel like throwing up form everything i have read right now


will bts ever come back to sweden?


I basically made a habit of missing wv lives!


This’ll be the perfect to loc up huh?


Never again should he put a Newcastle shirt on, fuck off clark


worst poly sem ever


When they fall in luv with my personality so I give them 5 more


Viento fresquito = mates


You think you can hurt my feelings ? lmao I’m black in America


Avatar is a Sanskrit word, no one should be allowed to say or use it to refer to anything. Find a new word to refer to your profile pics or characters in Fortnite n shit


I’d like to thank the party who introduced me to 2 Live Crew and NWA in the 90s for introducing everyone to WAP now. You would think they’d learn that they only make themselves seem more backwards and get the artists more sales. Oh well WAP on my friends.


I'm so freaking happy for @user Way to live your best life!


Why do my Instagram pictures always post blurry


Bout to be beat this gym up and turn up tonight


Kevin Prince Boateng tiene equipo?


scammers, criminals and scammers, are up to date on the network, be careful!!! The most important thing is family and true friends...


I don't get the parade for trump in Nigeria


really switching it up and sleeping on my floor instead of my bed during zoom class


Insecurities?? Yeah, in secure of deez nuts haha


Hahah my anxiety is hitting me hard today


lizzie does NOT get to die in the school holdiays


Clean Heart Always Prevail


Mardi Gras , Texas , Miami , Washington DC. mmmhmm booked and busy


Called some ol dude a nerd in a parking lot earlier and he looked absolutely gutted. Felt bad. Fucker was lookin at me all wrong though.


You know it’s a trap when the wife calls you the man of the house


They let us off work early today to go vote . So I went home and voted on some sleep


- ; quite frankly do not know what im gonna do with this account uhm fuck.


Making @user my new friend & not taking no for an answer


Watching Key glock ball up on live like the good wifey i am lol


Horny af as usual


You going hard for bitch that’s not yours


these monsta x dates are not it


Finna fuck around & get my welding cert


One thing about me, I'll give someone my last coin without thinking about where I'll get the next one.


Young $$ till tha death of me


one egg short of the omelette


Better yourself Daily.


Checking my home for #ClassifiedDocuments


Woke up and the power out


I'm just one of 'em ole ppl, who's gotta hold on. Sometimes I can't see, but I still believe, He's taking care of me.


9am + im not feelin today


2nd period. Lets see what foolery these Islanders gonna pull out their ass today


Someone needs to write dystopian workplace fiction and hire me as a consultant @user


If you’re considering watching #CityOnAHill, this should do the trick


good nytieee twitterland


My kid will look me dead in the eyes and say “dada”


Gallagher on the break there, sublime


Possibly the best side effect to this pandemic is Joe Rogan no longer wants to come to my city because of our vaccine mandates. Take the little wins where we can


paper cut + hand sanitizer =


At this point if your a Christian and you tell me "Being gay is a sin" or "you can't change your gender" I won't hesitate to laugh at you because everything you say is nothing but a joke you fuckin' clown


this weather makes me want to get my ass ATE!


Not feeling it today. If I snap, my bad.


I have this feeling I’m forgetting something today.


LA is actual hell rn. I’m so unequipped for this heat


I’m a legal bitch


Lizzy o vaile?


sketchy hs snatched thank u so much! I’ll have more headshots open sometime this month via jotform


ummm you’re telling me harry styles has a Green Bay packers tattoo and I didn’t know?


Girls with big eyelids are so lucky. So much surface area to play with eye makeup on


Brah trying to take a break but these mofos decided to have a vent session in the break room… wtf


Can’t wait for Hurts to wake the league up this season


I felt like I watched my son take his first steps when I saw Donny out on that pitch. Brought a tear to my eye


Proper triggers me when people say chai instead of cha


the budget was $5 but she looked very pretty


Hi @user can you pleas play #Golden by @user Thank you


gamit na gamit


Music listeners: Drop the music, drop the music. But, will you stream it when it drops?


I just caught my cat chasing his tail


Suppose To Be Showering


fake ID for alcohol? no way fake ID for fantasy football? Tucker your on my team


Prioritize your mental health


Tommy just threw me over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes


Ever have a dream so bad that in your dream you’re screaming at yourself and to wake up because it’s not real? Just me?


They ain’t said shit but a word. All I needed was a reason


1942 with a small pill, she love the boat


PSG have Neymar, Messi, and Mbappe but still won’t win the Champions League


Have #Pompey got a player that can put a cross on a T


why are we getting so many unseens all of the sudden


BOOBIE TUESDAY


Oh he fine as fuck


Already made new years plans, so now I just have to wait patiently I'm v excited tho


$NFLX LOL again


Little kids need to get their facts straight before they go running their mouths.


Gud morneng peeps


This Bakersfield weather is not it


Got the perfect getaway


It’s gonna be a looonnngggg night


Stimmy stimmy stimmyyy , can’t u see ? That 2000 dollars jus hypnotized me


Had yeb3atly playlist argouko


Just had the tastiest pizza of my life! Supermarket bought cheese & tomato with added Oomph veggie pulled pork and mushrooms with garlic dip B O S H


Mavs are my dark horse to make it to the western conference finals


I might seem a little slow but I’m an intelligent muthafucka


Not this sunni at school saying shias are wrong then claiming alcohol is halal


y’all didn’t have this energy for Jeff Hardy or Toni Storm


- Tell me how is it that I’d settle on anything less than special ?


Just cause I’m migo don’t mean I drink beers


we all had the RCMP can't even go look! UNLESS they send the Invisible Ones!!!


My moms husband is getting toooo bold and imma have to bring him down


I get my stanka man tomorrow


I’d like to say something. Fuck no nut November. Thank you for reading, carry on


omg j’crois jsuis jalouse excessive


it's my bday but I have sakit


I wnst frjends


When you’re pumped you haven’t gotten many emails but then you notice all your folders are hidden and now you have 76 to catch up on


Needless to say, I have no feeling in my feet right now


Managed to Drink 6 Glasses of Water Todayb


Nah Wtf bro


You know what was a wild time….. HAVING TO GO GET THOSE FUCKING INSPECTION STICKERS FOR YOUR CAR


bro just deliver my food it’s been sitting in the lobby for an hour


To the two people who just unfollowed me good riddance if you can't handle an opinion then twitter isn't for you. If we all thought the same the world would be a boring place


Had my lady wit the color in her lashes before all y’all


That’s a weird coincidence …


I rewatched Midnight in Paris for the first time in several years so I guess I have to make “really loves France” one of my personality traits again


This boy don’t take shit serious


I have some beautiful fucking friends - wow


When I pull a you on you, be strong like I did ..


Why do I hate cops? My step dad abused me and he was a cop


Every city I visit I convince myself I’m going to move there… when am I going to wake up


I hate when people lie to me like I can’t ready energy… who you trying to convince ? Me or you trying to convince you ? because I already know


Can’t be with someone that likes to act all nonchalant, stink I need you to tell me you can’t breathe without me.


Just picked up an extra shift so I can whale more on these next 4 banners


I feel exceptionally clean this morning!


Guys the central line is horrid today


People complain about creators using filters in their vids but when people like me don’t use any my comment section is full of hateful, vile comments about my NORMAL skin imperfections. I spend more time deleting/reporting nasty comments than anything else


wow is the smtown concert free i never wouldve guessed


I’m pretty sure my new catchphrase is “It’s so hot ima kill myself”


This whole grad school experience + a pandemic is making me question going into academia instead of focusing on the fitness industry. I should have just shelled out for all my certifications instead of this.


Geez, I'm blown away by these new announcements at #AppleEvent I need those AirTags!


Old Guard on Netflix was so good. I love Charlize


my bad y’all i just got hacked


I’d like to consider myself a triple threat when it comes to dodging the draft—female, mentally ill, and flat footed


Does anyone know where I can watch Hellsing Ultimate


I'm so embarrassed to do this but I'm a tad bit desperate. I got hit with some unexpected bills after draining my savings to move to a better apartment If you can/want to help my venmo is @ haileyshoptaugh


Someone at @givenchy deserves a raise for coming up with that SS20 Charlotte Rampling/Marc Jacobs campaign


I cannot wait to move from San Marcos! They stay cutting the power for no reason or warning


The things id let billy idol do to me just based off of his appearance


Happy 41K tweets


Beef tacos or chicken


Mya just don’t know that I’m bout to work her nerves.


Came home to Ayden doing homework about @VP


Most of y’all don’t even have life insurance


Started classes again after taking a few semesters off and man...now I know why I took that time off (besides the fact I was focused on my current job)


I can't wait to be able to finally uninstall WWE 2K20


Might just upload the whole thing this time


can blackpink be back to releasing music on 6pm kst, i don't want to wake up at 6 am


What if we kissed in the phasmophobia closet during a ghost hunt


Being black and watching your baby crab they own crabs open, so you don't have to anymore Is a different type of accomplishment


She'll never truly understand how much I love her,as without her I have nothing and life isnt as fun.I always wanted someone like her to give everything to


Biggest pet peeve is not replying to my email even if you saw it let me know


Order for R450 or more from takealot , return the items you dont need , you dont pay for delivery Order for R4400 from nike ... Return the items you dont need and keep the ones you need .. You still dont pay for delivery.. Do you guys also do this?


Idk if i wanna stay in the military or get out


Hate when people claim they beat me in something when they obvs didn’t


Can’t wait to watch Barca play again


I want him to stop calling so I can do what I need to


6blacks my guy


shift ba?


Love coming home to a dirty house


It's so annoying, I really want to read. But I also can not be bothered to read


I just had an outfits vision and I need some place to go so I can wear it.


Fair play to Notts Forest keeper there, massive shithousing.


god, when i ask you what your favorite scary movie is i mean, whAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE.


So apparently someone broke into my car and left the door open and now there's a wasp nest in it. How's your day going?


I love being home alone during the day bc I can eat as many brownies as I want and nobody can stop me


Good morn! Ah I better go to school soon- There's club activities today- Have a nice day


Pre-marriage, the most socially healthy I ever felt was when I lived within 2 blocks of my closest friends. Miss your old apt @user


Following the advice of @user I didn't accept to see the guy of the confession for free... Today he texted and offered money to spend one hour with me again


>> rewatches idol producer for the yixing, jackson, and kunkun content


The east wishing that a certain B kicks the bucket , how market ? Make I come they troll una? Karma now works with Nepa #1millionboys #COVID19 #Nigeria


WHAT IF THEY PLAY UNRELEASED SONGS ON FRIDAY


My ass is sunburnt


This is my first time seeing snow fall


Today is bittersweet, my little sister is taking her senior photos and my emotions are everywhere


women that lift are 1000x more sexy to me than women that don’t or go the surgical route .. like do you see us??? pressure


To anybody following me, you may notice that I've changed my handle from @user to @user The old handle is great and has served me well, but it's time for an update to my personal branding strategy.


"Jane Doe" but goes on national tv no filter...


Smfh I hate my new neighbors they’re blasting their tv like it’s a fuckin party at 6 in the fuckin morning!!!


finally going to listen to kid krow


Mark ‘start’ here. (This is for me. Not ,for you..:))


Y’all be praising me on this app and don’t even know it Lmfaooo I love to see it! I’ll tell y’all one day


Tardeeeee


I’ll always remember those who have shown crazy amounts of support for me and I can’t wait to give back to them, thank you so much


ke dumile sphathlo byang


It’s my annual “catch up on TV” time of year. Aka I’m sick


Our Game changed immediately James got injured


Batshuayi will always be Batshuayi.


New Jack Swing me every single time


They’re not going to know…


no the saddest part of twd is when the horses n shiva died


i cant stand kids, why did I find headphones in the cabinet


i miss snapchat


It’s cold outside so I put my dogs coat on him to take him out and he looks soooo handsome in his lil coat I love it


just signed up for my classes, and I’m already stressing lmaooo


Favourite hobby: making the gays panic


Anyone know how to turn off football notifications on here? Asking for me as I don’t follow football and they’re doing my head in.


Holy sht, I've been on twitter for 11 years now


okay, so who wants to be my apartment fixture/birthmark?


Got maison so cute pj sets! If you know me you’d know I love pjs


Swallowing tablets is extreme sports


cuddling with my girls is the best feeling


On the quest for emotes! If you guys have suggestions for me to check out please do tell!


spare 20 pls


man, I can do this all day. Keep playing i love this game


POLL: Is craft beer in the UK "cool"?


see how england are when kane is not on the pitch


Feeling the wind through your fingers driving down the road


Iam loving Peter Parkers dumbness omg yes king mess it all up


That moment when an owner comes by to pick up their deceased pet and you reflexively say “have a good day.”


Just 6 till 13 billions of besties!


Win when you play badly.....I’ll take it. Come on Utd


- say they twins throw their body in the same river


Omg I’m reading all these excited people on Facebook who want Kamala Harris and I want to vomit


Yuzi go anywhere just not kkr csk mi srh pbks If not rcb I’d love to see him in my second fav team dc


France is fucking on it


meme fleets updated.


Not my interviewer saying, “You look like a League player” lmao


Holy fucking shit. I just had an unprompted, deep life talk w a homeless guy and now my head is in a spin


I finished my vision board


This is grim man birthday the morra n canny even celebrate with this bangin weather


Sooo many bills. I’m done


I would love to show my love to some younger Black Kings! The younger generation is doing so much to spread the word of black lives matter, if you are a black king who is 19 to 22 please DM me!


“Laurie liked 8 of your tweets” god just tell me you’re trying to be my wife


Men really do make me question my sexuality every single day


no one spoke in my breakout room for like an hour straight so instead i napped and used my prof’s voice as an alarm think i deserve an A for that efficiency


Face cone , order pizza , watch so random movie


It’s like.. i wanna try my hardest cause it usually always works that way but deep down i know she’s gone


I’m so intrigued as to what the club have planned for Sancho’s announcement. The promo will be big anyway to get maximum exposure possible + of course lots of


my dumbass piece of shit ex found my insta so if you see me shit posting mind ya damn business


“The ruling class has pilfered the wealth and productivity of three generations of workers, financialized it into securities, and sold it to the globe. Now the factories and infrastructure of the country decay, and with them go our productive capacities.”


Never thought I’d actually be hit by this Werner farewell message. Always gave 100% man he just wasn’t technical enough . We also aren’t a counter attacking side anymore but good luck to him


8.1M in 24 hrs, 52 mins vlog did that


Je viens de terminer breaking bad . I feel


how could you possibly find domestic violence to be a turn on


The snow is lovely because it has only one color, the sea is lovely because it appears to be a completely flat surface, but both sea and snow are deep and know their own qualities. Paulo Coelho


I told her keep choking it till you choke, she said oh


Smelling scrappy game


I hate seeing Hen bald head ass grilling and ion get a mf plate


I’m really done over extending myself for people


I love chocolate diamonds


Okay,from now on I will not be posting anything about my weight loss journey I'll just let my transformation do the talking


one of those starve myself bc im upset and then feel all high and empty kinda days