Just got in a merch item you all have been asking for a lot


I need to stop doing stuff out of boredom


Do people actually fw attack on titan?


I fit no dey reason wetin you think say I dey reason


I’m taking my family out to dinner for my brother’s birthday tonight & I’ve been starving myself all day so I can pig out at Cheesecake Factory


Every time my man get a haircut his uglazz have 184928363 diff errands he need to run , never fails


I wan my own boat


Rashford won more European Trophies than Man City


I love being real, total real bitch here if you dont like it move on hunni boo boo boo


Now Maradona's in a bad way.... honestly 2020 can just do one...


Cupsleeves have just been paid for! I’m also going to be getting a tracking number for the keychains so I can finally reveal them soon


If I dye my hair red I’m not dying it til January


Some days i miss my dad more than others


I really want to understand how some people do not know that they have body odour. That’s really sad


come on mase


Will wake in the morning to find out Enzo has signed for Chelsea, Depay’s return to United and Milner 12mnth extension


ive been wanting to draw so much since im on break but when i go to do it im not satisfied in it so i take breaks and its just a loop


I haven’t had my real hair done since August


Definitely go follow @user


“Set good like di ice inna freezaa” ain’t heard that in years


One of my goals is to hit someone up the head with a bottle


I’m bul foreal, she already know wsup


oh how ilovesammy


3K run after work


Every bad boy need a hot girl


#LCDLF2 Keep in Mind the Rule is not how Long you Stand in front of the Door BEFORE the Eviction - The Rule is who is the 1st to enter the Dairy Room AFTER the EVICTION is DONE!! - This Production Team doesn't even know how to Enforce their Own Rules!!


got a daffy duck bandaid


Changed my username a lil bc the numbers were annoying to look at


I couldn’t wait to get home to watch Charmed


Let me send my man titties as his team is losing


I want to have “pour it out” nights with my friends like they do on Steel Magnolia


I miss doin hoodrat shit w my cousins


Couldn't be more excited to start this project


Been farming apex ranked… squads hitting diamond tomorrow then next goals just master


4th year i want all of my friends to have their best birthday yet. every year there’s been at least one complaint so we going up for everyone. only right for our last year all together


Are mosquitoes even real animals ?


Instagram is such a petty ass bitch like you’re gonna mention this person “who you might know” ??? come on Instagram we both know I used to follow that person and only recently unfollowed them


I went from using hw to avoid the gym to using the gym to avoid hw


so my brother likes bts now, his fav songs so far are 'idol' and 'go go' and he wants me to show him every album soon


My wife thinks I trolls the tanning salons and I really just don’t want Jenna making me pay $150 for something that won’t work on my skin


Got to wait longer for my glasses because I have a strong prescription. I’m blind.. I know


i wanna dye my hair half blonde half black


mine n fizzas romance hitting an all time high


What if @elonmusk bought Amazon instead of Twitter? I wonder what improvements he’d be doing there?


I want 4 wings with Extra Mumbo sauce from good hope


When the weights are moving quicker than expected


If I ever don’t answer, I promise it’s not personal, I just am busy with school usually and I also have social anxiety


FYI: Our full June LSAT test recap and scale prediction podcast should be out on Friday! We'll talk about the sections used in this exam and predict scales for each combination. We'll also talk about our historic Crystal Ball test use prediction


Might be on the look out for a business coach/advisor/mentor? Any recommendations? Not on the look out for bullshitters


I want fierce,bubbly Teja back.... #TejasswiPrakash ofc she's doing well but she has lost herself somewhere.. But #TejaTroops always pray for teju . she deserves trophy


so excited to find out wether we’re all Correct or Clowns in 11 days


Idc what Tory did his album still fire


Most ppl look at their celebrity crush/idols and fantasize about sex or living their lifestyle but I so desperately wanna know what kind emotional baggage their carrying around


I think the other version of Industry Baby should come out…soon


Hopefully I can successfully advocate for using @user , adding it to the data stack at a certain organisation this week.


Not my coworker asking what’s going on and immediately crying


im confused but hiatus or not, i'm always beside bts


i am starting to think ppl don’t dm me/talk to me bc they think i’m intimidating ... so am i intimidating


I actually did my hair today and it’s boosted my mood already.


Hope we have a striker signed by weekend!


Y'all a local theater did a version of Hairspray without black people... Like there are hundreds of musicals and you chose to do that


Thankful for the rain but these damn mosquitoes


I wish they had MGK playing Tommy Lee in the new show about him and Pamela on Hulu.


IM ANGRY AS FUCK RN


You so fuckin' precious when you smile


As much as I miss my boyfriend when he's away for work I absolutely adore the king-size bed to myself


I HAVE the Back to the Future DVDs and yet I'd rather fight the Prime player instead of fetching them


there was a time not long ago that i never thought i would be where i am right now. for the first time in awhile i can genuinely say that i am happy and i’m doing fantastic. im insanely grateful


am omw to pick up my baby


You are somebody's reason to masturbate.


i needed this youngboy this morning yooo


I’d do anything for those Black Taxi Jordan’s this weekend


3 days left till no more school


With all the years of crime podcasts I’ve listened to, I am CONVINCED I will die by murder and if I don’t that will be a miracle...these stories....


need some aloe vera plant


who gonna be my first out of quarantine kiss?


I JUST ACCIDENTELLY THREW MY VALUABLES SHULKER BOX INTO THE VOID NOOOOO (ALL MY VALUABLE STUFF IS GONE)


Not y’all reposting Travis post


I just can't understand these refs anymore.


Dev friends! Does anyone have any good resources for learning Python in a practical way? Specifically for creating tools for 3D programs would be ideal. Looking to learn a new skill in 2022


Fugo’s stand is kinda


I be thinking somebody wanna talk to me whole time it’s fashion nova texting me about deals


Jeon Jungkook pls make a move


Fun fact: my dad invited me to VEGAS and daft punk was on the line up in 06 i didn’t wanna hang with my parents i wanted to stay home with friends. Lol cool movie Cody


Don't wait for me to make it before you say you know me!!! 444


Got my blink membership so hopefully I can get tickets


i been ina bathroom for 47 mins and counting


Playing bass with you feet


This lady never knows how to give me my EBT card back


planning to post some vid yall better support me


when ppl tell me i smell good


I listened to punch over 20 times and I still keep forgetting the tune


I am writing this tweet to say thank you to some pure G’s @user @user The two legends,who doesn’t even know that they changed my life radically. Imagine helping someone accomplish something in life only with your free YouTube videos and mails Pure G’s


I don’t even watch football but I have some odd attachment to the Bears at Soldier Field lol


#WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire I don't know which one it is but I know which 3 it isn't


I addicted to new drink from Starbucks


You’re my favorite thing to wake up to


Jess Sayer is my literal angel on earth and words cannot express how much I love her


i haven’t been in school n i forgot my login


Peep my header photo, courtesy of @user Miss my son every day


Philly got a bunch of guys in this game that I didn't know were still in the league


The only thing that’s keeping me goin atm is pakistani dramas


I really can't wait for big MITRO to bullllly Chelsea and their amotekun on Saturday... Omo mi


Seeing whitewashed skeppy on my timeline again


Welp, didn't know I'd be yelling at someone at the pot shop today


Y’all think my friends will take shots with me tonight?


Two wins in a row. My head is spinning.


Now where am I going to find a Mexican restaurant not crowded


I forgot how exhausting it is to not work from home


Wow it’s really 2 weeks of school left whole time I’m thinking I got a month left


Eh the TL is for nyele today


shrinkage is really real. The way hair just be lying like that


my wife would rather sit on the toilet the next 2 hours watching all American then come hang out with me


I blame @JColeNC for my excessive use of the word “bitch”


You IG babes like to be friends with others for aesthetics. Then be shocked when it backfires in your face


I really wish my manager had waited til tomorrow to fire one of the few closers we’ve got bc now we’re screwed for the night.


One of good spaces ! In search of internal happiness


i stopped givin a fuck about a lot of things a while ago


that ethics bowl meeting low key had me mad... the blatant racism and sexism


I wanna go out... it’s only Tuesday though


Been slamming the last few days but just landed a great consulting gig with a tech start up


Idc if I gotta do it by myself, New Years ima be up there


i ate 3 lollipops


kaya natin to geof


My child just ate a 6p chicken strip meal from chic fil A.. Idk what to say


i have the urge to flat iron my hair


Harden is ACTIVE


I’ve really been doing good with my water intake


Wowww hey Twitter I’m back


whenever i have to be flirty in order to get decent service somewhere, my brain goes “i never had to flirt with anyone to anything when i was a man”


Need fi study mi book on a serious note


what a way to end my long day#miracleincellno7#KenyavsUganda


Really enjoyed watching #jonniesbladecamp .What an inspiration @JonniePeacock is for the children on it. Also just 2 more weeks till @Paralympics starts- can’t wait


Some girls mad weird


The night, the breeze and silence Good night


my sister really texted me saying send me your 5 NON EXPENSIVE BIRTHDAY GIFTS ummm miss ma’am you do know my gifts are always expensive


I never met a nigga that made me wanna tattoo his name on me


9-0 quoi


Getting a good 10 hours of sleep got me right


just imagine melissa mccarthy and adam sandler in a movie together. speaking it into existence


Ready to sleep zzz


Looking forward to some Soul Calibur legends tonight and some more Zelda on Friday.


one time for the birthday bitch!!! @user i hope you enjoy your day! happy birthday!


Vacation Thursday


30 hours more!!!


Ahhhhh hirap


Hey guys ik like my hubby is my pfp & everything but I'm a LADY!! she/ her pretty pls ty


New ig story just dropped


Daisy Marquez look so good in her snaps


did i get it right that we’ll see @taylorswift13 tomorrow again ?


I like my nigga rough around the edges


This time of quarantine has the ability to expose self sabotaging inner yearnings... and the potential to expose the lack of quantity of consistent yearnings for future development due to cognitive Blindspots.


Get the fuck in Blackpool


Is 21 a suitable age to cry over a football team?


‘A new chair will have to deal with the government's independent review into the events surrounding the collapse of Football Index’ Big changes at the Gambling Commission will affect industry and customers alike | @user Read with Members' Club Ultimate


So we still have those guys who inform their girlfriends when another girl is after them ??


I’m tryna snowboard Sunday


Zoom with Andrew in 10min!!!


Y'all lmao. I promise you do not need to send me every "this person follows you and made a blue paint covered OC to smear paints!!! Theft!" I need all of you to sit down and breathe lmao thats absolutely bonkers


Life is literally going back to what it used to be


I Wanna Stroke You So Bad ,I No Fit LAI MOHAMMED Give YOU


IF you CANT be CORRECTED without being OFFENDED you will NEVER GROW in LIFE.


"Cultural reset" Cavani box office in his napoli days.. 33 Now. Hard to see a success story. But


All these first day of school pictures on my feed and I freaken love it! I get pics of my nephews after they come back from school lol. Also, can’t believe it’s my brothers SENIOR year


I really am tired of the bs man be fuckinggg fr !


The pilot in such situations should switch to alternate airport


I can’t even look or think about alcohol rn


I turn 30 next week & my knees starting to hurt


this lady at olive garden just called the chicken alfredo “chick and frado” i gtg


so much work that i need to do, but it’s also so much work that i can’t start it


Depay…


I lovvvvvee country accents


in the mood for sum señorita bread


Hey all! I’m new to Tarot and would love to give away some 2 card picks tonight


I need some more followersss


10 minutes on the Zara app and I’ve already got £300 worth of kids clothes in my basket that I can’t even afford


150 cash google better change my net worth


Timo Handball


I will be raffling my $600 stimulus check. You can buy entries for $1. A total of 1000 entries will be sold. Buy more entries for more chances. If you buy all 1000 entries, I will give you the $600 check and a small trophy to commemorate your win


guess it was just the right person at the wrong time.


why does that one dude from shrek kinda look like luke hemmings


I killed my own happiness in such a young age by loving someone more than myself


I don’t air people, I’m just busy and I genuinely don’t like being on my phone


Balance beams


All these years I had no idea Doc Rivers real name wasn’t Doc.


I'm living yn life


Hi I'm really bored


Can’t wait for summer new album


the rugby reference


Well, 'The Volcano: Rescue from Whakaari' on Netflix is utterly devastating. What a horrendous tragedy


my package was just sitting at the door for like 5 hours now I’m so shocked nobody stole it


Ain’t heard from @user or @user about the show Bron put on last night..


I’m definitely the type to side eye my nigga if I feel he out here spending his money recklessly. I understand you having your fun & living your life but there are times where you should stay disciplined. We supposed to be stackin this money, not blowin through it


It’s still unfuckn believable that we don’t have a law for hate crimes committed against us blacks


can y’all pls reply w ur favorite fanfic tropes


Catch me at Taco Bell after work getting my Mexican pizza


No fly fence 4 who no go jump gutter 4 u


hello goodmorning suspended klase namin


sugar daddy’s pop into my dms


Understanding is much deeper than knowledge .. there are many people who know us but very few who understand us.


I've been toying with the idea of potentially starting a podcast this year. Don't know if or when I'll do it but I have so many ideas


New experience: walked outside to check the mail and found the pile of mail for our whole complex just sitting …in a pile …next to the mailbox


My thighs gonna forever be a problem when I tryna buy anything with a long pants leg


One of the first things my fiancé did for me when we first started dating, was help me painstakingly remove my nipple pasties with automotive-grade Goo Gone


TIL: A pint of diet coke at Glasgow airport costs £4.50


I’m so excited for Shewa’s birthday, and I’m not even going to see her.


I be cutting ass & joking around just fine until they say that one comment that make me violate their entire exsistence. Then I “took it too far”


Cane game first, then #postseason and wine. Going to be a good night


my hands stay so cold


You can't listen to a message for 30 minutes, but you're on Twitter space for 3haarrs listening to "premium gist". Can you see it's not God's fault.


It’s only the second week of the semester and I’m already over it.


So… I started with installing Debian on a nettop, but ended up with Ubuntu Server. Not sure what that kind of behavior says about me


If you're brave enough to spread lies and hate online, then why do you suddenly go private? Scared to get that damn account suspended like your life depends on it? Disgusting people


what if TN was online just to hype us all up for when TS comes online at 2:22 PST?


we always dey struggle against wolves ei


A glass of wine can really change your mood


70/90 kiIling myself as we speak


cant yall just give her space dont film her everytime u see her tf


i hope my mom lets me get a new phone


At&t pissing me tf off


Oh shit the c**t is still out there


Future X Uzi tape is underrated. Shit is a master piece.


Caring women are my weakness


Football is winning. The fans are winning. The ESL is falling apart


You dont hv to escape from your sadness Perhaps thats they keep on coming back to you Set them free Set your thoughts free Set yourself free of everything


Can’t believe I threw up


if itzy posts something tonight i’m going bald


We are hiring male / female persons for network marketing if you interested inbox me


This bitch keep calling me a grandma


I was a chronic hoarder during HJ and now I’m left with tons of sample bottles and plastic Cusco’s specula lying around my bedroom Who needs free gynae check btw?


Trans women are women and I hope you drink enough water today


Adam Armstrong first goal scorer on Saturday, get your money on him .


Do any of you on Twitter know any person that grew up, never smoking, never drinking, never taking recreational drugs? Very few people would pass that test….That’s Trump…He’s a Boy Scout, and the Liberal left resent that, and crucify him for being better than they were…


Random thoughts on my mind...like, what flavor was @kelis milkshake that brought all the boys to the yard??


Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . There’s no menu - you get what you deserve.


That assist from Valverde


Ima really try to get into Ozark fr fr cus it look decent I jus don’t be paying attention lmao


7 hours til the best day in the world


party food tn


I ain’t even have to cut the tie it severed itself


Hair, nails, toes, and wax.


Faiba influencers nipeeni advice before niachane na Airtel


Claude-Laurent


I had a great day yesterday but somebody needs to tell my ass to sit down sometimes


Ain’t nothing more refreshing than fresh fruit


I wish you all Love & Happiness


good mornight i love jonah mae


Ordered new flooring for our house and I’m soooo stoked


We deserve to be loved & chosen— not almost, or almost chosen


I’m going to promoting a tattoo artists merchandise


Can’t wait for a Rockie dog tonight


Shoutout to my 1,000th follower


Nothing but love for the Sweet Swinger


how tf has half my city got no water including my building and why am i only just finding out now when this has been happening for 6 hours


Twitter is letting me know I am in my flop era and it isn’t even ashamed


"Thanks for correcting me, I didn't realize that."


The sun has medicinal value Few of us get enough of it Adequate sun exposure influences: Your mood Attention span Vitamin D levels Circadian rhythm Melatonin release And the list goes on... --- Notes


Ppl still call me Katy Eff Baby lol Please say the baby


Just tweeted Taylor Swift for on behalf of my favorite soon to be 10 year old let’s hope this works


so may's schedule for legendary heroes has edelgard, byleth, dagr, and otr on it... do we think edelgard is gonna get pushed onto remix banners


This French Vanilla is really hittin the spot


Tonight is my very first time to watch the movie Waiting To Exhale & I happen to know most of the sound tracks


i can hear rats in the ceiling at work


Omg It’s Soooo Good


I hate that I haven’t seen Fraz n Hawk in so long


just finished modern family.. what now


Everyone’s been complementing me on how clear my face is. I’m just so thankful


That England midfield 3 is ewww man


Took me a min to get here but I made it


Villar!! Ya gotta believe!


Pepper beef


A fresh lift just be perfect but once they drop


The real flex is logging off social media and still being the same person


a shooter gone shoot... good thing i’m not one but yk


Que vintage defender influencers


I don’t like bare minimum because i would never give you something i wouldn’t give myself


Let's improve our digital engenes!


This fb shit is hilarious


It’s time for an intervention. Please join the movement and block @user and @user for their safety and ours. Thank you


it’s a lot i could say bout a mf but im better than that


Well deserved Knighthood for, Captain Tom Moore. Deserved for many reasons. A true hero.


If you no get breast or bombom for this app no body go rate you, they won’t even engage your tweets... sad


It’s 1:40 am and I just woke up, good morning world


When it’s all said and done I just hope they put some respect on my name has one of the best free picks sports bettor up here …


I saw @KaiserChiefs for the first time a year ago yesterday!! Such a brilliant concert! I miss concerts .. and nights away ... and fun


00:00 twiceima


My delivery better not get messed up again


Random butthole on my tl.


happy birthday my pisces king @kaskade


This mtf just teased me I’ll set the whole apartment on fye


Dude 6 dogs is dead


I decided I would be cute and clever wearing white skinny jeans with no underwear today. And then I casually got caught in the rain. Sorry if I traumatized anyone today


My homie called me bout a thottie I tell him keep the bitch, cause I can’t fall out with my bro about no freak lil bitch


Girls be looking peng and fine with 20k in their bank account, me I be feeling depressed with 100k in my account cos e no fit buy one outing outfit


stand on business luv


Trying to remind myself that I’m strong and I’ve made it through so much. This too shall pass. But when?


When I dnt feel good, I’ll take 256 baths a day….hot baths soothes me


Leather pants on thick women


#bart Slight 15 min delay Oakland/19 to SFO due to doors not closing. Passengers had to transfer so it is a jam packed ride


Philosophy for me is like an orgasi, and call it what you want but I'm always intrigued by great minds


going to school and work be having me so tired


i thought he was fresh water, turned out to be sewage


Sorry if wala akong abs and a clear skin


I've never been a Papa Roach fan, but their newer song - Leave the Light On.. that just hits


I was gonna send a paragraph but I caught myself tpc


Idek Wtf The Little One Be Saying Half The Time But She Stay Going Sick On Aubree


If It’s Ever Between Me & Another Bitch Choose Her. I Got Better Shit To Do


It’s something about the way Trafalgar Law says “room” and “shambles”


Hello, Indianapolis! It is 11:46 am.


I can’t believe my daughter about to be 7


Cod is underrated


If she goes down to Miami without you, just focus on yourself King


If you don't wear a mask not only could you get arrested and fined but they are depriving you of food and other necessities ie toilet rolls, sanitary products etc? Is this about your health or control? Can't travel without a mask? What happened to choice? Orwellian?


Craving Marks&Spencer cookies


All these followers but ya mf fake as fuck and never show love, I’m going to start unfollowing


Learnt about the “mother wound” today and whew child, that explains a lot


I feel like our world's been infected


Lukaku and Werner sef wey he young them take dema losses offload them but my people are holding unto injury prone midfielders wey them grow attachee


telling myself money is nothing but a ~concept~


Who you kissing on New Year’s Eve? The ground when I pass tf out on it


hey brother @user is everything good ? you've been missing for so long I miss your stream and gladiator beast please come back


if u played animal jam ..


I really like Morgan Adams but ugh girlie posting a video with Trisha isn’t cute


CAN FLUME JUST BE ON A LINEUP SO I CAN LIVE MY DREAM


Lol sorry guys my Twitter was being used by my friend lol any previous messages was not me XD Apologies!


Orcssssss~


What do you mean the Royal Family is dead? King Ralph is alive!


who wants to go on a video call so I can ask them an opinion on my photos


my lash appointment today and I’m juiced asf


why would I waste my time onna shawty who don’t got me on the front of her mind


This game is starting to annoy me... we aren’t dominating and creating as much as we should. We’ve taken our foot off the gas since scoring


How you wanna play in the “big leagues”, but scared to put in the work?


I want a Dos Equis with tajin


Anybody want to volunteer to organize all the baby stuff for me?


Tappin into my Grown woman.


Goodmorning beautiful creatures!


bout to switch phones services, this too fucking much bruh


Ofc the rain gine fall AFTER I JUST FINISHED WATERING THE GARDEN


speed reading the submissions for westwind bc i forgot to read them


Sorlothhhhhhhh


Thanks @AchrafHakimi


Launched our website redesign today on 2/22/22 @user


Election getting closer y'all


An old head would be like “Special Ed better than Wale” like bro GTFOH


I’ve Deleted about 10 Tweets today because not one of y’all liked it within 1 hour. Let me tell you, you are the problem not me. I am Funny as Hell.


xtra spicy


ok now someone help me stan 1team


I never win when I keep all my thoughts inside


not my dumbass phone not showing me the dm notifs i answer people too late without realizing omg


I was really living my best life this time last year


moots can u hype my pinned? thankyouu!


Unpopular opinion: just because you’re a great person, son/daughter, brother/sister, coworker, cousin DOES NOT make you a good parent


I’m suppose to lose watch me win against the odds


Work made my brain hurt


I really have a heart of gold behind all these demons


being a godfather is expensive


BIG projects on the way


his mind was fine until the dough hit it, told him that the Mo did it


Saying bye to my nephews kills me every time


morning i-land today


Hey Nat


Why is everyone changing thier dp?


I’m tired of eating soup and ensures


Personally I think walking Winnipeggers shouldn't leave home without a shovel. They can strap it over their shoulder and then clean the sidewalks as they go! It's called personal responsibility. Can't physically do it? Well I guess you shouldn't have decided to get sick or old.


hey you got this, you’re strong enough


By which medium do you suppose the Russians will invade + dry-clean minds of millions American voters?! I Fesr to read/listen to anything lest the Russians invade my mind! Noting that for anyone stupid enough to believe this shit, (1) oughn’t vote (2) needs only A light rinse.


A Jealous Friend Is More Dangerous Than A Hateful Enemy


This whole pitch black at 5pm thing is really messing with my mood, like ugh.


Okaaaay off work waaay earlier than I thought I would be.


so many outfits to buy, so few places to go


I can fight with my parents, at any moment, at any place, at any time, just say word


just thinking about a future aritan collab and what the height difference between joon and ari would be. she’s 5’3” while joon is 6’1” (??). just think about how yoongi is 5’9” and is already small next to joon


In an impulse purchase, I bought a Shark AI VACMOP Robot Vacuum and Mop. In a further burst of creativity, I named the Robot "Sharknado". Sharknado is now on his second attempt at mapping the first floor of the house, without biting any human ankles.


Baby girl was almost delivered last night, dr scheduled NST for Friday. Then last appt is Monday, c-section Tuesday. I’m so ready


Cyprus vs Czech Republic Friendly 5.00 Czech Republic -1 Asian Handicap Like if your on


can BeReal stop going off when I just come out of the shower thanks


60 days no Starbucks and I definitely feel the difference


I wore my Demon Slayer sweats because it was finally cold enough to wear them, but then it got to like 80 degrees in the afternoon.


Nasty ass shit i love it


LRT is goals... once I’m home I’m gonna try and work on getting a fatter ass. Lotta squats and steps coming.


#PartyOnABudget Get together with friends Pero bring your own baon


I hate that this situation has so much hold over my emotions … I gotta get it together


Guess you right you don’t need a nigga


i would go out and steal our trump flag but my parents have cameras so


I really like catboy tails what can I say


i’m going to be inactive for a week so spam so i can be famous when i come back


I diagnosed my first foreign body on ultrasound today


Let's see what's REALLY average pp length for at least whoever is a part of this, be honest, trust me, I know


My mama gone say before you go back to New Orleans, take Breunna wit ya


Aidan O'Brien has dominated on home soil in the Irish 2000 Guineas even more than he does when crossing the Irish Sea! Charlie Appleby will attempt a raid on an Irish Classic with Native Trail in the race on Saturday and all the entries are here...


At least we scored twice in the first game after 8 years


Aye don’t tweet me if u wanna play today and be serious 2mrrw!


I always forget to weight myself when I go to the gym, I’m actually always curious to know the damage I did over the weekend


Big Wild obsession phase: ACTIVATED


Wolfcut Anasui


every morning when i wake up a lil sad and drained all i have to do is just remember that i am not american and happiness returns to me


When you act funky, you stink


Chillin watchin @kennybeats twitch live


Y’all bloggers should be embarrassed reposting stories from MediaTakeOut


Aint got no opps they be on good behavior everytime they see me


Damn 117 new cases


Serena talking bout “we’ll get drunk & put up the Christmas tree next Sunday.” Ma’am, after last Sunday, respectfully fuck no


I’ve spent the past 2 days with the immunisation team giving covid vaccines in high schools and I’m sick of year 7’s being taller than me


That doesn’t look that good Seeing Kova struggling on the stairs


Tryna do a lil freaky deaky drive by!!


I'll be so unemotionally stable and I'll have to go to a job that requires me to be emotionally available and this is why I knew this place was gonna drown me eventually, was gonna burn me out. My brain chemistry can't handle this type of field I feel like


Working on a new video..


it’s always “bring some bitches” never “i got someone for you”


When I’m super fucking rich my mission is to go a male stripe club


I can’t wait to record my babes all happy when I’m spoiling him lol.


Things are hopefully going in the right direction for me!


I forgot how nice it is to meet new people sometimes they’ll do more for you than people you’ve known for years


It feel sooo good os


what if I just unfollow Niall on tiktok..


Bro back handed compliments test my everything


Loving the weather lately, goodnight.


good night to everyone except for alvin


now, if my sister don’t like my gift. . . i’m taking that shit & using it for myself


There’s always a horror film that comes out just in time for my birthday and I am ECSTATIC that this year it’s Barbarian


Our Summer Rainman @user has studied the form at both Caulfield and Warwick Farm hoping to turn the public holiday into a profitable one. His best four bets here


Why is biriyani the most delicious thing to exist ?


Today was a good day personally and as a football fan


Im eating good before work tonight


“I spin the block, leave his body stretched out looking like 6 o'clock” Weezy dawg


Don’t forget to take your meds and give urself some love today


Oh snap. I’m letting my friend do a small tattoo on me. What should I do


I wanted to do sunflower in my living room and kitchen but I’m gonna pass lol


all coach buses need to come with wi-fi. how the hell was my 2014 tour bus more advanced than a 2021 ride


we lost too many goats since 2020 started ..


work was so rough I gotta laugh the shit off bc I was finna quit


Linkd in is like fancy Twitter


Finna pass tf out


literally out here sending emails at 2:30 am


I’ll give him all the sloppy toppy yeah


Nothing feels better than a manicure and pedicure


niggas b blowing me and not in the way I want them to


Please. Unta final na ni


I’ve only been in Chicago for a few hours and already counted a million dozen hot men.


why tf does auto brightness exist


muni long ..hrs & hrs..really be on repeat for hrs & hrs..tht song is a whole vibe


My friend working for that creepy advisor quit and he had her return her laptop. If he scrolls through our dms in teams he's gonna see me call him a cunt.


That “I am woman. I am…” song annoys me so much


Cooking me a real nice meal when I leave this hospital I ain’t ate since Sunday night


get to see one of my best friends dj his ass off before this month ends n im so excited about it


Looks like we don’t get given pens anymore


Surah Yusuf is so beautiful. It teaches us the closest people can betray you, broken hearts can be healed with love, ease comes after hardship, being sad doesn’t equal being ungrateful, and people of patience have beautiful endings.


My fave thing is telling people that im engaged. its so fun to do a little screeching voice and have people stare at the ring


I feel like Mariah Carey just casually be wearin ball gowns in her house and shit


Thinking about all of the new collabs @Griz is about to bless us with on the album


Alright Boys whos coming with me to the cum section


I should've just not opened this app today. I'm getting flashbacks to the porta potty nonsense.


I cut people off so fast now that I wonder if I even cared


These nasa images are beautiful


I’ve been without Warriors basketball for 4 days


Wasted Times x The weekend


I am determined to build up on my fitness this year


Letting so many little things build up so that everything feels like the end of the world?? My specialty


Wattsapp is down!!!


Sick dick


Ever since we got this grill we’ve been bbq like crazy


tomorrow’s my 69 days with svt


“Why r bb, better call caul and american psycho edits so good???” Bc theyre the only ones youve watched. Literally editors go “god mode” all the time u js watch the ones where the funny men are in it


What if condoms were sold and pads given out for free, seeing as sex is a choice and menstruation isn't. Wouldn't be the worst idea, would it?


Y’all be looking smoked tf out.......... On crack


I hope things go the way i want them to


Eii England and Ireland just score one goal errhh eii


Proud moment me @user actually went for a meal with out getting shitfaced


Neighbors took down their Flyers flag, seems like they're still very upset about the loss


we get to know the setlist soon ahhhhhhh


This little 45 degree weather got me feeling like it’s spring when in reality I just got used to colder weather


But fr I’ve had 15k stuck in my sporty account for weeks now and I can’t withdraw unless I play. Someone should give me sure games so I can see money to eat now


#NFTs are insanely addictive. Impossible to stop at 1. Once you're in, you're in


I want some fire ass spinach dip


I’m so upset I have to work tomorrow when I’ve just watched Selling Sunset season 2 finale and I can’t binge watch season 3


Friend @user be doing it in these skirts


im hoping he doesnt fuck it up bc theres not gonna be a shit rap


i want a geko


There’s a FREAK in EVERY Woman, it just takes the “RIGHT” Guy to bring it out of her!


Manifest on Netflix


Ain no fuckin way


A bitch needs her confidence back. Sick of this low self esteem bullshit


My best friend is really supportive and honest. I’d really beat a nigga up over her


Pick your co-founders wisely. Mine done run me street. E go be.


i wanna take adhd meds so i lose my appetite but i dont have adhd


Show ‘em how the struggle made magic


Unexpected bonus of buying pears at the farmers market: an excuse to buy blue cheese to make luxe salads


Have such bad acid reflux today


My 2 miles was wayyyy easier this late in the evening


A tree fell on our apartment building this morning and it was super horrifying so I bolted to South Jordan to work for the day. I’m highkey horrified to go back home and find our place is just debris at this point


Why do I lose interest in literally every single thing. I can never go through and finish anything. I’m so annoying


why are people putting eggs in mac & cheese


BC day


My MIL is moving to a different state today and Texas just became safer y’all


Hopefully soon in the future I’ll have fast food again since I’m scared to get any at this time


setting up my own appointments like a big girl


I’ve missed punznap valo! It seems such a long time since we’ve had a punznap valo stream!


just another casual mental breakdown


Dad taking me to the skate shop wish me luck


I want a seafood boil and drinks


I don’t have no clothes for this weather


I miss college


“You just post that to get attention” Yea no shit idiot. It’s social media. Welcome to the game you


Man why am i constantly losing weight now like i dont even want to lose weight now


I really go out in socks and slides all the time now


ben ben on t'aime


Get back is the worse way to solve it baby but we da worse niggas outta all em baby


How do people drink diet soda


Bro... @user I cannot help but think you look like Topper from Outer Banks


not liking scorpios ?? = sign of weakness


I be sitting on the couch scrolling three my phone waiting to hear them still


Paging @user ....ummm. Let me know when you watch 911


Energy Materials


As a kid, I was told that when flies land on you they lay eggs. Anyone else?


Harry Maguire had a shocker he needs to be dropped


Hope the doxxed @ZAGABOND news is accurate… most bullish indicator so far for @AzukiOfficial #azuki #beanz #bobu


dear snapchat memories..... that’s not my friend anymore


What I REQUIRE. I can also PROVIDE for MYSELF. Let’s be VERY CLEAR


Loving this keep-ball


Those that react on my posts I will buy you iPhone 12 soon Wait, what color do you want?


‘Jai Balayya’ is an emotion. It’s gone beyond NBK fans. You can see slogans of Jai Balayya across theatres playing all heroes films, in pubs and in other celebratory events! All in positive way.


NOW Carry on with the sneaky links and relationships you got going on YUNG it's cute


if i don’t get fucked in the next couple days i’m deleting social media and no ones gonna hear from me


How is my “I eat ass” sticker more offensive than your Trump sticker


I don’t even care about meeting this deadline that’s how mad and frustrated I am


Y’all on a roll today...who told y’all that today was the day to video chat me on IG?


I’m at work & it’s storming


All I do is scroll on Property24 as if I can afford those 24 million rand houses


Transfer of Financial Messages (SPFS) is Kremlin's answer to SWIFT.


will sleep peacefully knowing that seungyoun genuinely cares for us in every way


10/10 recommend staying hydrated in Las Vegas right now. It’s 110 degrees


I need a mood board for my wedding


i think i forgot to pack the other pair of my vans because i only have one with me. to make matters worse luna ruined one of sandals that i only wore once—so basically i have no shoes


SB24, passed through the Arkansas judiciary committee. Our lawmakers just created open season on their own people.


9-0 in one season


Now we get to face Max wooo


i just know ppl who have done bad things to bts have no purpose in life


I decided after this whole quarantine shit I’m still practicing social distancing, cause fuck yall


Dev that wants to build something revolutionary is telling me that he's tired and He wants to give up. They did not born you well to give up my Boss.


the problem with just straight leveling all crafters is now i have to go back through and do all the job quests i skipped


People that be 23 pounds always complaining bout getting fat


You gotta be a little toxic to keep the relationship interesting


somebody is finna get fucked up after this wine is finished


Wow congratz


Niggas love when Bluey locked in , cause they know I do my thing


What a shit fucking day man


Some pussy on pussy action is needed right now


Yo Someone tell me why it’s so hard to get an entry level job rn bro I’m not tryna work in fast food but damn even Home Depot doesn’t want me


Say a prayer before you sleep, it’s just by His grace.


Making my decision a lot easier


Gonna be testing out Opal KG n Opal Oscar Robinson on @Twitch right now for those of you that want to see live gameplay of them come thruuu


Well COVID has got me for the 2nd time. Luckily I am feeling ok but I won’t be on the desk the rest of the week! See y’all on Monday!


Houston was a movie, even the part where bitches talk their shit but won’t say it in front of you


The last couple months of my life have been very interesting to say the least. Some moments good some very intriguing


Bouta go for a run I think I’m becoming one of those people


My jerseys coming out the raptures


It’s crazy how millions of people don’t have the ability to figure out how to make things happen/fix something but they can do it if someone shows them exactly how to do it. Just blows my mind how different everyone’s capabilities are


Why do we keep having Pulisic take set pieces?! He hasn’t gotten one over the first defender all World Cup


Not the radio saying "2021 will be worse" I'm scared


WarZone Active


#TwoThePoint ''What we have done is to channelize the outbreak process in an institutional, democratic, & highly participatory political process. And, in that political process, the signals and the rules are oriented to close the gap between elites and citizens,'' @user


Pray for my pops


Nothing pisses me off more than the same white jits that come in late asf before closing


i want korean bbq and soju


Gonna go to LA for my birthday in April, who wants to pay for my flight?


I forgot how much fun being a free agent can be


Who are your favorite talents? Looking to build a roster of who I should hire


Ready for Spooky szn & NFL game nights


the next person i get with is gonna see things.


It turns out that old saying is true. It’s my prerogative


So you’re telling me there is a chance


me, reading chapter 6: "oh the first word is silver" ... me, closing the tab containing chapter 6:


Bts concert confirmed and right when I hit 2 grand in my savings


I have yet to try dusse , is it really hitting like they say?


I have 9 weeks left and have gain 0 weight from this pregnancy


I love spontaneous stuff


Como q ya termino our beloved summer


i’m glad i don’t live in east london i just had a great shower


Wearing my fat like an accessory


I want Embiid winning MVP as much as the next guy but the Jokic slander is played out, dudes out there playing the Warriors with Bones Hyland and Austin Rivers


not this doctor thinking i was 19


awe damn I miss my home button


Glad I didn’t bring my big ass clip with me to work cus guess what’s waiting for me home


legosi the only wolf ever.


yall kno yb the shit come nie


From Baba to Daddy.. Allah Sarki leaders of tomorrow


i better not stutter and then merepek today


Imagine your car insurance giving you money back because you’ve not been driving


Me & overwhelmed go hand in hand


Playing victim that shit ain’t gone ruin me


Get so swole that you are the designated spotter at your gym


Wallhy ana na7ss fe3aln


barbecue chips are my weakness


If is one thing I don’t beat up off is lost cuz…it is what it is


Ladies and gentlemen, it's my 20th birthday


Practising as many childhood gem moments with my own students now


Ay yo groupies you can’t compete with a female the man keeps calling a wife! The moral of the story is #Abiy is married with 4 kids


Finna show y’all why these niggas don’t like me


she said I love you Me : ijazat laye ho ..? She : Kis se ? Me : Apne mummy papa se


I still can't believe this dog has to be re-homed or face the threat of going to the shelter because he was protecting his home when a neighbor trespassed. There is no doubt in my mind my dog would do the same to an intruder, the law values Karen's over innocent animals


I need some friends in Mobile when I move cause I’m tryna go out for drinks every chance I get


Her:Hey fam you got some gas Me: Yea but it’s 60 for a 8th ,I’m not doing dry drops anymore or I can refer you to someone else Her: Bet that’s coo if it’s gas give me a quad Me: That’s 140 Her: we’ll just bring a 8th Her: 5 sec later …nm it’s coo love I never left


Can you imagine the shit storm coming to Trump once he gets voted out of office, won't be untouchable then


Y’all bitches get high ion like that bout y’all


What are some experiences life has taught you to the extent that it is tattooed on your brain??? Retweet let's see others experiences


Sou chorona dms


It’s probably not just a cold or allergies go get tested


this weather makes me so ready for summer


This gonna be my 5th shift in a row


I'm doing Riho vs Shoko Nakajima tomorrow in their last high-speed match.


Who trynna make me a spooky basket


my mams telling me to take a nap but also telling me to eat sugar for my headache


Goodmorning lady's &gentleman!


Watching the @Pirates Wild Card Win over the @Reds (ahhh... fond memories). And the announcers came on, saying the Reds manager loved how Cueto “never gets flustered.” And all I have to say to that is... #famouslastwords


Should I eat a burger? Yes.


America needs some kind of force to police the bad shit going on, too bad we're stuck with cops


Idk who needs to hear this but Bath & Body Works are having their candle sale this weekend


Been adding a bit more to my #DDDD position ahead of merger and Nasdaq listing


My pops paid my phone bill I wanted weed instead


TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF 1. Odigie Osahon Eseosa 2. Single 3. Sofa - kizz daniel 4. No clue 5. Twitter 6. O 7. Worker 8. Nigerian 9. 0 10. 0 11. People who can't have proper arguments 12. 2016 13. Spag 14. Mean-ish DROP AN EMOJI I'LL SEND YOU THE QUESTIONS


I think now the bear market has come, it is good to take a step back, look where we are right now, and look at what is coming in the future for NFT’s, here my thoughts.


Why are you leaving the house without your keys when you know I lock the door behind me?


Get a bag jit


Being pescatarian cool until your friends pull up with a 10 piece all flats hot with lemon pepper sprinkle crispy extra wet


FT 1st leg: 1-4. No worries, Muriqi, Patric and Mussachio will turn things around in Munich.


I stumble on anything, even my own shadow. Every stray arrow hits me. And every losing side in a battle delegates me to fight for it. And I'm human with little energy, and a great selling for fatigue. I lose you. And to replace it with honey.


I really should look at my keyboard when I type.


u could run off with materialistics but not w these bands


Jimin where r u ?


Thought I caught my BF lackin but the messages were from before we were together


Omg today I found one of the best delis outside of the US I must have gone loco buying meats and sausages from across Europe nom nom


i find self through creation of music


Data mining is the process of extracting patterns from data.


My child needs a haircut


I woke up at 5:30 thinking it was 5:30 am and I’d slept through the whole thing and honestly I’m a little sad that didn’t happen


I try to be strong at times but it be so hard...


If she got a fat ass I’m definitely looking


looked at my draconian chart and ... i'm in some denial rn but it makes so much sense


i like the teaser better when i close my eyes while watching it


Praying for a year or more w mine . Struggled a lot to be so happy w someone who actually loves to be w me for who I am and not for what I look like and not take me for a fool. Takes guts for anyone. So proud of my man


Yes, I got your exact change today


aaashck shet research and responsible na leader


I'm going full Carribean this summer. Time to let the wild side out a bit. Not sorry


Biden says: Inflation? That’s a good asset. That’s our president.


Tag us in your nudes we wanna see something


Imagine being forced to get the vaccine to keep your job, just for it to not be mandated months later. Disgusting


If we’re moots drop your tumblr handle and I’ll follow you there


Btw if it does release today i will be sleeping sooooooo hopefully when i wake up tomorrow its here!! Specially cause its a national holiday in my country tomorrow which means staying home all day


I’m going to act like I didn’t see that


All I want rn is hot fries and hot cheeto puffs, but my stomach ain't like it used to be


I want ice cream sooooooo bad


My stomach so tight


I hate that I get so much anxiety about going to stores bf myself. I hate even more that it’s because of men


two seconds without you's like two months


ACTIVES FOR A CROSEY PREVIEW?


Y'all I get your point with Batman now stop posting spicy images


Trask gonna throw 4-5 TDs against Oklahoma missing Toney, Pitts, Copeland and grimes. While most likely coming 3rd in heisman voting.


Considering wether I should brush up on that Bedrock bros bastardized assassins creed au and post it as a one shot


Them after school naps in the car it different


Nothing annoys me more than a mf who does half a job


u can see my piercings right thru my shirt,,


She got me wearing my seatbelt when I drive


We have now a name for our fans Diamomds


being a parent seems so wild


Bitch no. I’m not tryna see rosebuds


I’m hungry and I want something from a steakhouse.


I can become really aggressive when mad ...I really don’t like to show that side of me


My back feels so damn stiff


I peep how you move with ya other friends and how you move with me . & I act accordingly


Please don’t ask me how old i think you are if you don’t like to hear the truth.


Time spent with family is worth every second


Can i have a crush too?? It gets boring


my lil yeah tryna prove a point.


Fell asleep in my chair for two hours lurking


Thats what it means getting to a final man hope villa win it


I know it’s some good musty dick and ass out in this Chicago heat today.


Whatever sector you are in...you need to retrain and add more skill sets..Automation fast approaching..keep ahead of this curve.


Pretty sure there was someone else sitting off to the side in this meeting. Based on the eye glances. Oh well. I recorded it.


It's scientifically proven that it's impossible to go out just for one pint


But it makes me happy! so glad you liked!


Its always "Where the hoes?" Til the hoes actually get there


“I’m gone have a bf “ “Ion gaf imma have a car”


This last week has me feeling so run down and I just agreed to work all day tomorrow


Doug Armstrong is here at the Cardinals game tonight


This shit needs to kick in asap cause


All I know is if Roddy ricch ain’t at jmblya imma throw the whole damn phone away


Delight for Neco.


i’m downloading genshin impact when i don’t know absolutely nothing about it


What should we do for tonight’s threesome show?


never akong di kakabahan when the prof says "k" instead of "ok"


If you could go to your parents hospital room the day you were born and suggest a name change, what would you suggest?


Wow … I really got approved this is amazing because traveling here and there and there was too much when I’m in the bay now people can come to one place and when I’m at home my clients can continue coming to my home. Wow


Football fan accounts are


I’m so close to my pre-Mardi Gras goal.


This app is so boring this night


My office has planned two happy hours next month


I shop online when I get bored.. I hate myself


Booked a tattoo appointment in CDMX the first weekend we get there


Not to brag or anything but I can sleep on both sides AND I’m vaccinated


I’ve been reading about Kobe all day man


I'm thinking about selling my house n a Walmart building n live in it according to u can buy one for under 200000


I need a new piercing alreadyyy


Sorry for being inactive, it turns out mcu twt is mad annoying. Apparently no one hates marvel more than marvel stans ???


spiderman lance fic preview mayhaps?


Dead Heat demos for their new LP made my hair grow long and my shorts turn into cargo camo pants. Also Yogi on drums...


Topper


light mode twt makes me remember the clare fandom


Going on my first date night inside since lockdown with my bf in a week's time why do I feel so much pressure to impress


I swear to god! Sahlt has the baddest body ever! My god!


That ice cream was smack


this bey is get on my last nerves & he is don’t even care !


I dead ass went like 3 cities over just to get a well stocked Walmart that’s actually practicing social distancing. Unlike you fucktards in BVL that wana chat about how the world is now when I haven’t seen you in 5+ years


Idek the ick was a real thing you know now it all makes sense


Having 2 Mai's on twt sometimes does get confusing


Me & damoni living good I’m loving life rn


I wish my gamer friends could be my irl friends so bad.


Learn to set boundaries


Mmmmm human meat


Tim Jackson done lost his mind with them high ass prices


All these niggas acting like they with that shit Ine stunting these niggas


Could the Queen just refuse to ask Liz to form a govt? Just shake hands, howd'youdo, polite giggle that they share a name, and then just "OK bye". Then wander off to peruse her non-celeb honours list for a postman or nurse or something, and ask *them* to form a govt instead.


my job is sucking the purity out of my spirit.


A truck almost killed me today


What method do you use to drive traffic to your Sales Funnel?


Kamala Harris would have been my pick for Biden’s AG... Now that spot can go to @SallyQYates


It’s only 5:21pm and I wanna sleep. Thanks Mother Nature for the gloomy day


I guess I’m just never gonna be able to find toilet paper for the rest of my damn life


I hope one day I get to love someone like Snoop loves weed


#DumbReasonToQuitYourJob Never being the employee of the month ...


Every single result has gone our way this week so getting dicked 5-0 tomorrow makes no difference


goodnight to my oomfs and baekhyun only


...is that Gorilla Glue his hair


Damn Cee-Roo


Grand Nash Chronicles


is it bad that i kinda want garam back in lsfm now


Idk why but whenever I’m home from work I rarely feel hungry. Been awake since 9 and I’m only just now eating.


Next episode of #OurBelovedSummer gonna be next year


I recently learned "albeit" is pronounced "all-be-it" and not "al-bait."


Avocado on toast for dinner because too tired to eat.


When niggas start becoming a liability it’s time to fall back


Not feeling good enough or worth someone’s affection is one of the most harmful things to think about yourself


Speaking of Shige, she kinda doesn't age well, does she?


I went for a run today & you know what I had for dinner!? A pizza! This is why ima always be fat


Hope you all have a good night, stream at 7am EST. I wanna play fortnite


$btc appears to be attaching from the stock market. This is a good sign


Wonder if people after Manchester still talked about the UEFA cup final 24/7


I love yb I wanna be a yb


The fact that my AirPods grew legs and disappeared tho


The way my professor forgot to call on me twice in studio today


“Sometimes you gotta crash out & burn before you learn “


Yes!!! all help is welcome and necessary! Thanks God!


I feel like because we saged tf out the house Sunday this pre-retrograde phase isn’t hitting the way it’s hitting y’all. Stay safe out there


Don't get too comfortable baby


i thought haechan came home but it was just a dream


My son. Bellingham. #bvb


CFR Cluj is a stupid team anyway.


Good morning.. may ganap ba?


I know what I must do. I'm a bit nervous to do so though.. Could you give this birb some encouragement if you can.


Lmaooo they cancelled Griezmann's goal, his next goal might be in August


Y’all I Finally Met with My New Loan Officer and I’m So Scared Cuz I Cleaned Up My Credit But I’m Still Nervous


I find it a little strange that a 35 year old girl on my Facebook is practicing “being a mommy” to a baby doll. Like full blown. She shares pictures of the baby doll in the stroller and car seat in her living room


Thanks for the love, it’s appreciated


I get my own bag but I will never be with a nigga that can’t add extra


Bih I’m slidin out! And ian waiting on no nigga bitch I’m slidin now!!!


I’m just Reyna figure out if I should travel the rest rest of this year or start fresh Jan 1st


i used to wish now i pray.. i talk to God not genies


biiiiiitch I just found out I’m a Taurus 3rd Decan which is ruled by Saturn which so happens to be my favorite planet


I love when people tweet things like “can anyone see my tweets?” or “why does no one seem to like me?” or “I’m just trying to make some friends” and when you look they are followed by 250k people and only follow 20


dem could a run inna di church


Please prove me wrong. I've never wanted to be wrong so badly


Roy Keane saying #GER and #CFC defender Rudiger definitely has a mistake in him. Has he watched him play for the last six months or so?


Ain going back to how I use to be


my expectations for men is so high because my own aspirations are high. its easy to have nothing and have a man provide everything but I think (for me anyways) its a flex to be an established boss bitch that’s looked after by choice


My baby bout to be 8 years old man


Oof okkay sent out emails to everyone in Dazed GO pls check them for the update


Add Roddy Rich to Amari


i can’t wait for this cashapp too start back doing it’s damn thang


How old were you in 2007?


S*phora had good samples today


Gawwd it feel good being able to face


Riki wont have a vlog today ,:( hope someone could include him on their vlog riki cameo


KAIIII I MISSED THAT SEXY FACE


thinks about gesi and papalymo kissing. spontaneously combusts


oh how it must suck to be a tarlos anti


How are you going to act like a victim but you're the problem?


News said orange juice prices soaring , everything soaring but our paychecks


I hit my stiiizy a lil too hard before my shift


Every time I start to plan for a move, I look around and realize just how much I’ve accumulated


All I want for my birthday is a reply back from @TylerJCameron3 it would make my day!!!


all american seamlessly transitioning into the college years is so impressive to me like rip to other teen shows but they’re different


Anytime I get scam calls from now on I'm gonna start flirting mega hard with em. These dudes suddenly started sounding mega cute over there


These pharmacy credits whooped my got damn ass today


Don’t judge the way other people connect to God;to each his own way and his own prayer.God does not take us at our word.He looks deep into our hearts. It is not the ceremonies or rituals that make a difference,but whether our hearts are sufficiently pure or not.”― Shams Tabrizi


6 games, 18 points, 22 goals and 0 conceded What a fucking team


Stay Solid Lil Nigga You Gotta Kno This Shit Get Better


Sweet, got picked up part way at least. My legs fucking hurt from all this... And I've still got 4-5 hours of work left


Gotta get this car tinted


Fuck discor for turning :D into


Kiss me under the camel toe


Cleaning out my camera roll. Omggg sooo many memories


my momma really called me just to come to her shop & wash her hair


Why can’t I find distilled water ?


Got something for girls who can sing la


Just got the worst haircut of my life. Never comprise for time


This time won’t you save me baby I can feel myself giving up


I do not remember my drive here


Ewwww, some bitches be so grimy and broke they really be stealing


Im awake, GM fam


Just wanna hit the club and hear them play real Boston richey


gente, a **** do t**** i***


Black widow Fast and furious masterclass


Good Afternoon Gamers! Hope You All Have A Blessed Day


who ever works at a Shoe Palace, WSS, FootLocker, Footaction, or any other shoe retail store hmu I got a job offering for you with big checks monthly


8 years ago we announced Savannah


When a girl tells you about her problems, it does not mean that she’s complaining, it means she trusts you.


i would drink a keg of @redbull a day if my body would allow it


Idc how much fun I’m having imma dip off and smoke call it what you will I call it commitment


Lmfao this bitch like my leftovers so much


Describe #welltesting in one word


Nah I’m boutta die


I get spoiled Cuz i stayed down also


I get to enjoy my break today


USF I’ll see you soon


I wouldn’t mind if their egos weren’t so inflated


Dirty mind but never been a dummy. Ten toes down, I’m not afraid of dirty money -Diva


omg i share a birthday month with ranboo life is good


Trying times, don’t try me now


Can ppl I’m Tommy’s chat stop pressuring a face reveal


m*nhead if u see this, no u dont


Was doing the lineart not noticing why it looked so not good, turns out I had drawn for hours while the DPi was super low!!


Lowkey excited for ESL


Love Today' def gave me 'Kadhalil Sodhappuvadhu Yeppadi' vibes.. Impressive screenplay I must say


trynna fly me out for the weekend


look into your eyes and the skys the limit i'm helpless!!


my breds are in my PO. box and i can’t even get them


So I’m excited for infinite and all but party animals


This man in the tub swimming legit with his head under the water not realizing the tub overflow


I miss txt and enha sm but school's gotta be my prio for now


where are the publicists?


Used my time being sick trying to get better in the social media stuff


America needs stronger unions


Im outdated with the builds what’s the new builds everybody makin gotta GetBack


national margarita day on 2-22-22? Is this a sign?


my knee just almost locked up


I can literally talk about my future all day , it’s all I worry about


I can’t fw you if you don’t watch #TheOffice


Truck officially paid off by myself


My tears keep falling down,, lol


When I tell my girl I have plans all weekend but would rather spend it with her she had the nerve to tell me she’s my plan b


Someone come here n cuddle up with me n my dog


Why can’t I just be over seas right now


I keep seeing curvy lingerie models. I think it might be my time


Wine and relaxation


If you stay past 122nd you live in Edmond


I love Marketing Twitter but where is Advertising Twitter?! I need more people to follow who will talk ROAS and CVR with me. Drop a reply or tag any digital advertisers you know below


antis really need to shut the fck up bc your opinion doesn't even based on fact


i could say sm but ima just be quiet and ride it out


Things I still like: beer, 4 friends, sisters & my yellow rain boots.... Things I forgot suck: everything/everyone else


Put u on my shooters list


A kissing booth. But your shrunk and have to kiss my lips below. Starting price is $10 a min


My kids driving me crazy at this mall


Like a little boyyyeh


Just spent the last hour looking at flights to New York for next summer (hopefully), it’s definitely going to be my first post-covid trip


anytime i’m around cops in a restaurant etc i always feel uncomfortable


Blacklist season 9


Wow all 25 minutes of that first workout back were excruciating


Living without a phone since 3 weeks. Kya chal raha hai twitter pey. Basu key tweets padhey, Masha'Allah some muslims gave very good replies. Ab zada kuch bacha nahi kehney ko


either we 4liferss or you gne meet god early , you take yo pick luv


Get that video of Takeoff literally dying off the ground off of social media. These are people


i live a very peaceful life y'all need to relax


I TRUST IN YOU HAZARD


Why do American men love Russian women so much? We're in charge


Today I canceled my cable TV. I actually feel free. Lol - I still need my internet and my cell though


Making smart moves all year long


arlington texas getting two shows


not having spotify premium hits at it’s worst at times like this


hyewon definitely would listen to selena


Me lave


Dumb dumb art history major here to let u know that it’s not called the bean but instead ‘cloud gate’ which is news to me as of 5 minutes ago


I watched back stream y’all were spamming Ws for me appreciate it chat


38 weeks today


"matter cannot be created or destroyed" explain fruit flies then. those mfs spawn out of nothing


my doctor said wellbutrin xl would fix my energy and motivation problems but here i am the exact same


Kinda want buffalo chicken dip, but kinda don’t wonna put in the work it takes to make it


I’m only upset that I’m going back to San Diego because I promised myself I was going to start working out again


Thanks to this cold i get to wear my FINEST pullovers and sweaters


Awwww so blessed to have you my love


I think it’s the funniest thing in the world when people flinch irl from a video game


oop finally watched the trailer for my own private idaho so maybe in a few months i can work myself up to actually watching the movie


Choppa told me Ian wrong so yea fuck nigga eat rocks


eating sushi and having a cold shower


i hate myself bc q fictional vampire and a hybrid gives me expectations that i'll never get


Must be nice to be able to vote


So many chances missed from Raphinha assists. He could've easily had 7 assists from the two games


Nigerians and classism


I’m pretty upset no one ever made one of those fake IG onlyfans accounts for me.


Tequila and lemon iced tea


if my phone dies before we reach the hotel


Making a vision board for year 30


You’re literally the only person I wanna vent to and I can’t


I’m suppose to be doing laundry but I ain’t out of bed yet


I wanna go to furniture queen but i don’t wanna set myself up like that


Everclear and rum for the win


Our shop’s owner (my #boss, lol) is very kind. She pays me in #coffee and jelly beans. She also gives me a hand doing the dishes, #laundry and #garden.


I find it funny that IHs default argument "Actually read the manga next time" it's like ur right,next time i read I'll find something new to talk about like how Ichigo doubted if Orihime went to HM against her will or not,when she got her ass beat by them a few chapters back


When I write my to do lists for what I want to accomplish after work I be so ambitious


Maluma’s freckles


aye JID, you better include San Diego on your tour stops


I fw verb…. But he couldn’t wait to find something on surf! LOL!


Laughing at these people in this store talking about people come in looking for size 15’s


Finally got confirmation I'm working this summer


Inter Milan dominating


Triceps are kicking my mf ass fr


Love is Blind is my fav show now.


You know I fuck with you the lonnggg way


name a taylor song and replace one word with “fuck”


I miss Keyisha Cole wit da gap


half up half down or middle part leave out tomorrow


Like are you surprised


I don’t like flowers. I’ve never liked flowers. Please don’t ever get me flowers.


Finally found somebody that I want to finish my sleeve


Get off inna hour


Follow us on Instagram for daily posts! @user


I literally hate the first week of class


NBA gone but that just means we get to hang on to the trophy a likkle bit longer


My mom voted for the first time in her life


You wanna know who I’m in love with ?


I’m having a real bad day seriously it’s a cloud over me or some can y’all show me some love on this bitch or some


I use to workout for 2-3 hrs now I can barley get an hr in


this cannot be real, i think i have my p*riod for the 2nd time this month


Mannnn f this election. If @user was home we’d be taking shots to bring his bday in at midnight .


It’s almost 1 am, I’m watching Chan fancams


Too many of y’all know each other. Like damn I can’t even fuck you and ya friend in peace


my work has no idea how useless I am, like I should just not go fr


Islam is my identity, Muhammad (s.a.w) is my Hero


Walk me off the plank because you know that I'ma swimmer, supposed to be a dog but you done put me in the kennel


This feeling is unmatched


#NBA roll to 2-0 on the day with another easy winner. Celtics -3 -110 (1u)


can Itzy do a dance practice for voltage


Feel like we’ve been seeing more swag orders from VCs and PE than normal recently Don’t know what to make of it…


Hello sadness my old friend


Wait who knows the address of that Snyder guy


Can we all collectively agree that Frieza has a thick ass tail like GODAYUM


You smell love


Why is it cold outside? Ion like det


my biggest pet peeve about Maria is that she does not have her read receipts on


Ah yes, I love to eat knoppers at night


Man, it’s so hard to find a good apartment in Dallas


Luckily I don’t do the weird ass tit for sht


I’ll slap tf outta you hoes, don’t get it twisted


Somewhere on my feed just now I flicked past a pic of a giant spider. One sure fire way to get me out of here for the night. Kind of wish people posting these pics would take arachnophobia seriously tho.


Ayo give me attention


Times like these where I miss the crypto fam, can’t wait to be back streaming on Friday! So far no dump


Best choice I made today: Putting on Eiffel 65


it’s my angels reassuring me fa me


got hooked on a series called Chase


Love loves Me. I Love Love. Thankfully thankful


? @DisneyDLV When Is The Game Coming To The iPhone i Need A Release Date


Instagram has ruined everyone so much....it's pure competition for who’s living the best life and the worst part is 90% is fake news for the Likes & Follows.


snk 113 man can they just kill eren already i’m tired of his bitchass i never liked him since the beginning


why are there literally no my policeman sceenings near me


If you watching my page because of a nigga just know we got a baby otw


i cannot believe that colleen followed me exactly a year ago today!! time flies


Whoo! Benched pressed 50 for one rep. Almost fully back to the before I got covid times


doing random dumb shit like the tortilla challenge


ESPN put Sage Steele in timeout lol


We all should be careful with people who are trying to do pump and dump stocks. Not every suggestion is a good one. And it was my Yoda act today


Wtf that makes me mad mad


To the animals out there right now, y'all won.


it snowed on the first day of december


Josh war in my discord.. send me your best and hottest Josh pics..


now who the hell started a rumor that heechul and winter are dating


Stop playing wife for a dude that barely claim you as his girlfriend Y’all going out sad I’m disappointed


WL locked down @user


Gotta keep that energy


I think i wanna make teriyaki shrimp and broccoli bowls


Goodnight everyone xx No more bank holidays until next year!


It got to the point where I just wasn’t feelin anything glad you changed that


I'm doing my best to avoid news about Corona because I am tired!!!! Tired of the death rate statistics most of all. I'm TIRED!!!! Especially knowing people I cared about are part of those numbers.


#WhatsApp Is the new option for community on WhatsApp


dreading school tomorrow, only way youll see me is if my mom dragged me there against my will


I need exclusivity with everything , every time


“Give me the first taste, let it begin, heaven cannot wait forever... darling, just start the chase, I'll let you win...”


How's Accrington doing


I ignored a text from my coworker who ride to work with me now I’m texting her tryna catch some ot and she not answering either


for a ronen stan ur sure being very un-fanlike


enjoy your day bay


This helicopter circling Bromley needs to fuck right off please


Ahh nooo


Roasted marshmallows are the best


puchimen yugo i think so


I just took thee absolute best nap.


Had steak ‘n Shake for dinner I threw all that up this morning..


Haircut rey get me right


#laalsinghchadda 2022 #AamirKhan Life time collection


Well, looks like my lil brother Notru got locked up smh


40 followers Retweet


So agitated right now


My thoughts were destroying me. I tried not to think But the silence was a killer too...


Iont even sleep nomore since u been gone


I’m ready for 30+ activities Grown folk activities


Only a few weeks left until our readalong begins. We already have thee amazing @user joining us as a cohost. Would anyone else be interested in being a cohost?


Does anybody remember 'one eyed Vernon' from Gorton in the 70s and 80s. Bit of a well known nutter


Pagi2 mules liat Shopee 9.9


Who wanna get tied up and spanked


I caught myself today like twice from sharing & posting ish that I shouldn’t


time is really taking its sweet time erasing you


i think i want chanel to be my permanent scent . it smells so good


I’m really stamped in these streets


Thiago is so so special


I'm going to step in the school now,wish me luck.


The day I saw a video of a lady’s cooter getting cut open during birth because her baby’s head was too big to come out was the day I decided not to have children


Where can I find a device that beeps when someone is less than 6ft away?


Watching somebody you love suffer is very traumatic and heartbreaking


oh god, i miss jimin and jungkook


Not the new KRNG recruit today, but we keep pushing. The longer it takes for me to join, the better the story will be


Coi could never, still can’t believe she came for Rico…like the nerve


Bruh, i just made salmon cakes, Mac & cheese, and broccoli and that shit was so bomb


Everyone wants to eat up all my kiwis, but never want to put in for them.


quavo in that video tho …


Damn everybody breaking up


Can y’all say some prayers for me nothing too serious just bought a big ass iced coffee and it was the wrong shade of brown


i just don’t understand people’s brains


Boost up guys!!!!! #HappyBirthdayNTR @tarak9999


qr morre


i truly hope somebody kills him in prison


I love when I’m in work meetings all day because I feel like such an adult


I can’t wait for my maternity shoot. The photographer is such a cool vibe. TikTok FYP really be putting you on


I wanna post the plot for my next au even though I’m not even done with this one


Bruh. I’m trying soooo hard to work with and communicate with my soon to be 2 year old but I’m having the hardest time. I hate the whole “terrible 2’s” cliche but I’m finding it to be true


If you are afraid of criticism ,then you are not ready for growth, because no matter what you do either good or bad you can never satisfy everyone


I’m so sick kylon & mel can’t run for court


Smacking my lips drinking this ice cold @Snapple watermelon lemonade. It’s delicious. Hate it when my son does it but I’m home alone now. I can do as I please


Poor bf just got home. He worked a 14 hour day outside


I’m happy now , I got my edibles


Soob updated today but I still miss him


Alright I'll confess, I wasn't sold on Chainsaw Man just yet, but after episode 8 I can't wait for what's coming next


i finally understand it. men friendships are so low maintenance.. you bitches be asking for a lot of your friends


Feeling like the main character


Just copied Chuck and Community!! Been a while


Mmm Mmm Mmm good


Before I eat I say my fatihaaaaaaaaaa


Today I tried to do an Ollie because I saw @user doing an Ollie....I obviously cannot lmao


Honestly i had two days off that whole year. That was one of them. Its like deferred pain. Aint nobody got time for dat. Defer it this way so the girls have something to lawsuit about. Reform. Anyway. My lawyers a rapper. It happens to the best of us. Making my way downtown


#marijuana makes me not want to shoot anyone


I put my mans on toradora now he way ahead of me watching it without me I’m mad


Lol that was a tester shot in my video. I was a lil rusty


I am listening to a dream smp playlist, and then a new song started and I was like "omg yes its mask sus remix!" But then it turned out to just be the regular one


Omg I still have blizzard cake


Oof goal boi


Sleeves guide for dday??


Looking for a personal trainer


all songs can be an edit trend if yall rlly know what to do SO PLEASE,,, HELLOOO


My next door neighbor should NOT be allowed to cook. Sis if your smoke alarms are going off all day everytime you cook that’s your sign


It’s really something about that Florida water...


mona story quest


Your mood right now + the first thing in your grocery list is your September nickname. You can call us "Happy Makhana"


#MAGA #BidenHarris2020 THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! Like or RT if you support STRONG AMERICAN MEN


Spare 94 @user


All I’m saying is South Africa is hot, it’s like the Queen died for our sins now we suffering , that bih !!


Always remember helping one people might not change the whole world, but it could change the world for one person. We know that we can't help everyone, but everyone can definitely help someone


My dog got jealous when I tried to photograph my cat the cute little thing


America is about to learn a lot about black sororities and HBCUs.


get your mans b


Try nor dey chook mouth for wetin nor concern u. E get y!


not my bfs comment getting attention from the girlies on TikTok


I really have to make jokes about my dads death in order for me to feel slightly accepting of it. Laugh off the pain


eh hello! We had to pay to get rid of recyclables today x plastics #plastic


Trying to decide if I want to go to Texas Relays


I ride my own wave, it ain’t a soul out here I wanna be like..


Idk why I’m seeing tweets from hours ago at the top of my feed


Now everybody stan rubi rose


I gotta finish these jars in my backyard tomorrow so that no one can see me


adding to the lord of the rings discourse,,,,, Frodo is literally 51 y/o and Sam is 36 and you creeps still have the AUDACITY to ship them????? plus Frodo is literally Sam’s boss??? talk about unhealthy power dynamics smh


the rain has stopped na; now my room is too hot.


Sorry if i'm kinda inactive, i just started my new job where i work more days and hours than i used to, but tomorrow i have a day off. I'm glad cause my entire body aches from standing so much


Dropped 100 bill and didn’t realize til now...how’s your day going?


Lmao you thirsty ass mofos


Since We All Grown Up You Tryna Show Me


Put in my notice at my current job. Moving up north in a couple weeks


Then the most funniest shit happened one day a girl I use to really be into it with in HS (cause she was mad her nigga liked me of course) I didn’t even know her nigga .. mind you but whatever .. so now years passed we been out of school this hoe asked me for $14 on cashapp


I’m glad I changed for the better while some people stayed the same


Another fun livestream @rhettmc and @LinkNeal with some nostalgia! And Link we love when you bring back clothes and shoes and jackets from 10+ years ago! Don’t purge too much


I used to question why the universe does the shit it does but it always knows what it’s doin. I couldn’t be more content


My daughter will not be 9 years old ready to die her hair red or some shit , wtf technology got y’all kids and your parenting fucked offffff


Aye @user why y’all ice cream machine always broke?


aye i’m back bitch and i still like the slap shit !!


I’m watching Mrs. Maisel only for the wardrobe now


I feel like amazing, incredible so happy. Like a 15 years old like a new born to the life, feel like power house


angel baby & my melody


“...and I hope that you don’t run from me”


When shopping for an apartment make sure you buy your essential furniture first, idk how people do it backwards


Bad day today but I won’t let that ruin the night


Easy Day Easy Money


When Payroll talk I listen


making my vision board tonight for 2021 & i’m so excited


his voice omg


K it's half time....let's reply with our handles and gain massively


Too the guy with the white car that I saw at the auto advanced parking lot


I’m gettin married and havin kids once I find a bitch that love me enough to tatt risky in her face


I bet the people blaming the vaxx for Justin's paralysis were the same people flipping tits over-- Know what...


if i see one more mcyt thing in my trending one more time, i'm going to go insane


Tia’s finger needs a break from them 17 rings anyway.


In my 20s but I move like a vet!


I think we might be ready with our Covid-19 side project to help Portsmouth businesses. Will post more deets soon but for now you can follow @user


1. Yes, I am reading the IkeVamp event with less than three hours to go. (I don't care for avatars.) 2. I'm all happy at their modern outfits and how cute the storylines are!


Only had 4hrs of sleep today and I’ve been up ever since


OF COURSE COLLIN BRINGS UP THE FIRST INTERACTION


Thought about venting, but they might go put all my business out


Can’t believe I’m saying this but... Leg day is starting to become my favorite


There's room for Forest and Villa now...


You didn’t care a lot about anyone with your choices but das okay


Finally boleh like story


I went down 20 followers


So, Tyler Ankrum has his own special day but Kyle Busch, Dale Jr, Dale Jarrett, Terry and Bobby Labonte, and Joey Logano don’t?


One of the biggest reason I won’t trade in my 2020 Tesla for a newer model is because I got FSD for $7k.


Okay Americans don't have Boxing Day??? Where does the wildness end?


My mum hates the name item 7 already I compare everything in this house to it


Some of you are very tough, quick to say no without any sensible suggestions to make the whole experience better. Anyway me and my candles stand. Ayagala okunkuba I'll be at Wankulukuks tomorrow.


Knowing my paw paw bout to die and I can’t even say goodbye prolly the most difficult shit


The subtle feeling of hoping over the friend request


Congratulations to the #RepublicOfBarbados !!


Savings On Savings On Savings


First it was that “es hora de comer” tiktok, then it was “es hora de cagar”... Now someone finally made a es hora de coger vid


OH WELL. gotta be excited for stream tomorrow


reply if im not outside your window rn


Just realised if Dianne is partnered up with Tom that’s means all her partners have been 3 letter names


I want $TSLA to trade at <$90 so I can get it


Jung hoseok I vote #YetToCome as #BestMusicVideo at the #iHeartAwards 2023!


I hate having tall and wide windows anytime I wanna buy curtains it’s a cute coin


Malls or mauls?


Will there be police men in the #Metaverse ? Just thinking out loud


Say no to opioids


Since QA is so great, why don't they pick up the phone and call these customers


it is time to watch run bts after a long shift besties


Imagine subscribing to Patreons who never told you about $THETA & $TFUEL


hey, I’m just here to remember you all that you’re amazing the way you are


fucking colicosss


This is life not a mother who loves All the time


It’s the holidays! Shake off all the negativity and enjoy yourselves! Positive vibes only


Its a cold cold work outside


This day may be over but you could still revisit the prompts whenever


.@LACity Illegal Rental Update: Lady who speaks Portuguese & was sleeping with the Owners son, just told plummers she's from Venezuela & the Owner was her Mom. Owner had job at @user her headshot on administration page, But Lady 'in charge' here just said Owner now in Oregon


The English accent


update the hair dye did not cure my undiagnosed mental illnesses


We probably should just back down from this Enzo deal. 160M is massive, and could have consequences. But, its actually not my money


tacos hitting


Flying alone with a baby is not for the weak


why are people surprised 127 changed their hair? they already said they’re recording songs for their mini album


#ela tomando sol


Don Toliver - what you need


I love a salmon and roasted garlic red potatoes combo


Twitter is so broken omg i just saw replies above a tweet instead of below


holy fuck! who am i kidding, i'm freaking out


Queen get your man


All these new gears look like mod to me, I swear I do not do mods


I would have respected you more if you didn’t make up a million excuses as to why it took you 5 months to do a simple commission you charged me $50 for


#Gold bulls can't believe what is happening...


Banega still balling at 59


I fell out of the hammock


Is Apple working on this mask face recognition thing bc I can’t?


I’m sorry -but is there ANY republican that Joe Manchin would attack in the same manner that he does AOC? Such a tough guy


Received an email today that opened, "While you use uncommon, or out of the ordinary words, your substance is shallow." Though pernicious, I cannot say the woman's words lack sapience.


Just learned from today's @PhillyD video that @AmazingRaceCBS decided not to cast him and his wife on the show?!? For why??


Putting this out in the universe: if anyone wants a modern retelling/makeover of The Secret Garden/The three musketeers/Frankenstein with a Latinx cast, hit me up. Or rather, let my agent know: @user


wing stop or BWW?


let your success speak for you


Ain’t tryna work in the hot ass weather


Our corner kicks are just so bad


Ugh I Need More Nail Stuff


I own exactly 1 pair of pierced female presenting nipples. Takes that Tumblr!


I just wanna be cracked open like a walnut, fam. The combination of my being shy and this sex drive is really conflicting with this dress I got on.


chapemos


when will marijuana be legalized in new york


Paige a whole house wife


the way i really woke up for teasers but hardly do this for school i hate myself


Mate, this Dennis Nielsen documentary


Pre ordered Arceus


Currently Nesting


I might have to get off of twitter until I finish season 4 of 13 reasons why


Olohun betting isn't for me but we go again next time


Positive thinking gives you a better life


lalalala way to go milo alienate yourself from the people that care about you and omg B E T you disappear until they don’t care about you anymore/ hate you for disappearing you dumb piece of shit


its the cheeky smile for me


Mannn somebody come scan this fucking ID


Offside given


You can find inspiration in ANYTHING.. if you looking for it.


I want to call my ex and tell her be safe and that I still love her


I want a stripper pole for my house


me: how spicy can pringles actually be scorchin’ chili&lime pringles:


Instead I'm gonna do a #picoftheday of David..


May or may not be around for recap pending service in area. But should be around for Group B write ups. Let’s keep the streak alive


So how am I gonna afford bts and twice tickets when i only have -$ negative


WHICH IS RUDY NEM


I’m not even a nap person and I’ve taken two today


These 3 months are gonna be great


trying to convince the parentals we should do a winter tahoe trip with the family parentals: “we’re busy. we’re already going to europe, hawaii, chicago and the philippines next year…without any of you” DAMN


hahahahaha it really cracks me up making eye contact with ppl in different cars


Having no props listed for brissett is BS. I would’ve had him down for 20


Take care of your self and control your mental, dont let it control you


I don’t get how beautiful woman have ugly ass boyfriends wait yes I do Okay Women sleep with who they want. Men sleep with who they can. Men marry who they want. Women marry who they can.


when you make someone delete their instagram>>>> LMFAO


Only leng ones can comment


It’s always “What’s for dinner?” and never “I can’t breathe without you.”


So new iPad has arrived - need to work out some technicalities but eeek! Going to try online tutoring.


Why this man call home and get mad cause I'm mad


Just finished House of Sky and Breath... Holy shit @user


(RP) Bitches claim they don’t like you and they don’t like anything you post yet they can’t stay off of your page . you intrigued aren’t you ? I’m interesting ? I know


Do we stream season 5 tomorrow?


ive spent sm time building yanfei but now i have c1 thoma so i feel like i should use him


Here in Tennessee in my rural "reddest of red" county. Covid-19 is getting worse. It has hit the deniers in the boonies. No banjo music please.


why is this my fourth time watching greys anatomy n everything is just as good as the first time


I’m just going to continue to do me and be happy


Pregnancy is in the air heavy af lol I might just take a deep breath


Mahalia x What you did


Reminder: Peaceful Looters and Protestors are exempt from all Covid Rules -Fauci


I still ain’t find no white ones


someone really put on my fyp that madi is with lexa now - yall paying for my therapy


Mfs ain’t good for shit… just be in the way


message to my iPhone everyone else disregard: if i send a one word message with an asterisk connected to it I feel like ur terrifying deep learning algorithms should be able to tell I’m trying to fix my prev. msg’s autocorrect error. pls do not then autocorrect my correction


Sending love to those who are having a tough time in their relationship. It will get better.


they fell asleep- time to write fanfiction


You can talk ALL THE SHIT you want to talk about me… I promise you what you say don’t matter


Norwich no fit score Chelsea that one de3 edey but wolves ? Hahahahhhha we go see for here !


cleaned out my spotify


Wouldn’t it be cool to hear a “Bee Gees” type vocal with rose harmonies in worship music? I’m a nerd.


i like the way we fuck when we mad


I don't need crush, I need cash


Ain’t shit a bitch ever had that I wanted besides section 8 and food stamps . Let’s be very clear


Ain’t gonna lie, they should have @Lj_era8 pick the soundtrack for madden


Daddy gon nut


I hope um@over being sick tomorrow I wanna start my training routine


Had my first panic attack since being shut in


If you are choosing not to wear a mask I’m just going to assume that your breath smells like absolute shit and you’re being forced to your smell your own fetid effluence when you wear it


I swear it be taking everything in me not be messy, but ppl love mess, it’s always what you and never what they said


I guess ion have to cook tonight


nah fr getting tiring i just want normal ccs lmao with normal questions about me


My friends are really like family to me and for that I’m grateful


Started watching the fosters and I’m already annoyed with Brandon and Callie


I ALWAYS fall asleep after I cum


My Irritation Level At 300


well, i'm going to watch the new episode of #snowpiercer. Melanie, come with me!!


I’m used to learning things in the hard way


Food ordered for the day so I don't have to cook! Focusing on work of course, along with #MSBuild events today. Why do I have that sort of excitement like you're in school about to go on a field trip, but my field trip includes locking myself in my office with food and coffee?


Surely it’s not just me who watches films like a series... I’m currently on day 3 of a film that’s on for 1 hour 30 minutes


Well, now y'all know the real reason I joined Twitter two weeks ago - because the imperative to #fundblackscientists is more important than my Twitter aversion.


LMFAOOOOO ima need y’all to stop being so afraid of this vaccine. How else ima find out if it don’t work


cassim best boy yall just mad


my old co worker is 60+, I ain’t worked with him in 3 years he still calls me to talk to me. we talk about so much knowledge, it’s amazing he the first to introduce me to @user he told me I sound just like him ...


Potato chips are stupidly addicting to me, I mean I’ll eat 3 bags and not even be hungry.


Been selfishly spending my money this week so its probz only right I hand my wallet over to Princess @user next week when I return to make up for it


Fuck sneaky junkies i never win those raffles


I really be chilling just vibing being on my own time


thinking abt the time i said i needed to do an essay & my uncle was like “cool what’s his name” & i just


It's okay, Rio. It's for u!!!


The time I said I liked men in uniform and it set bitches on fire


I wana bake cupcakes


u ever rt something then look at it a second time and think yeah that only deserves a like and unrt


I’ve been addicted to the Açaí place that opened up by me! I’ve gone 3 times since they opened a month ago


“Tyler Perry, the face of a thousand rappers.” - Kendrick Lamar


who’s gonna tell my mom that sighing loudly and slamming things isnt the best way to solve a problem


Trump is not a man he is the devil in disguise ,someone needs to take him out of office and put him in a straight jacket ,he’s lost his fucking mind.blackmailing us telling us we have to vote for him NO stimulus money that’s blackmail prison Bluewave


good morning. oh wait ticketing is today, goodluck to everyone buying the concert tix


When I win the lotto, ima open up a soul food restaurant with napping pods in the back so you can get that quick itis nap before you hit the road


just bought my own $150 2k like a peasant


im addicted to minecraft again


But y’all not ready to have that conversation about this horrible presidency


sigh let’s keep a positive outlook.


I’m trynna suck some toes when I’m off


Really need a weekend away... Just yeah


So, I went out. Seen other human beings. Played snooker and pool.Smiled.


That prenatal massage was


Smoked a good wood and that man got life.


This 26 y/o male just matched with me and said I look like a 23 y/o


Whyyyy are appliances soooo expensive


might put something on my close friends tonight


one who get collided with my soul, also an angel of the sick room, but you never know me, but let me get this straight my way, i love you from far away


I don’t think anyone is more excited about my plans & my improvements than @user Motherfucker be hyped up to see me glow & regain. I love you, baby. Thank you


Who’s still active? Who got them notifications on? Got something coming for y’all


Blessings are coming through to me soon. Thank you Lord.


So proud of myself. I've now lost 7.5kg in 2 weeks of starting at the gym


Gunna’s outfits make me giggle


Can't wait to be dripped out in my Nightbass Merch friday


I want bed time stories


its a beautifulllllll day


If anyone knows jobs hiring in kirksville lemme know


One room painted


I hate creasing my sneakers


Got a migraine I can't seem to shake off, so no stream tonight!


Russians and their eye contact


I look good in clothes but I look better without them


Who cares about Kyle Rittenhouse? He is a little twerp that crossed state line and shot people with an AK-47! But go FOX news go


Having a main key to pool


This Kobe situation keeps getting worse. Every day some shares an experience and its eye watering.


weirddddddd af!


OMGGG I MISS ERIC SO MUCHIE


Just signed up for loyal fans! Waiting approval, then I’ll be looking for simps to destroy over there


i wanna go to misfits so bad but i also want to be w my bb for her 1st new years


It’s a shame I have to talk to my big cousin like I’m the grown up


Y’all gone let me get in Pier 1 or what since I missed Burlington


i didn’t realise people could actually be more dramatic than me. then i watched love is blind.


naur cause i’m going to have to take out a small loan just to go see blackpink with my cousin


Where do you live? Comment below!


Sending My People Positive Energy


Christ why am i so stressed out


remakes of jonathan larson musicals be so fine… then boom. vanessa hudgens


nonton nevertheless sampe jam 5


It’s time to drop again young Dizzle


Totally didn't just spend a few hours reorganising my weapon loadouts in MH Rise.


my acne is breaking out again, let‘s just hope i‘ll fix this until may


I Know I Be Looking Down Bad On Socials But Idc People Be Takin The Words And Feelings Right Out My Mouth


it usually happens when you least expected it


i havent streamed in a HOT minute and i honestly really miss it


I'm just gonna start killing people with Jack if they don't acknowledge Hasturs visit emote U don't deserve him


It just occurred to me that the original Ratchet and Clank game is going to have its 20th anniversary this Friday! I think you all know what art to expect from me come Friday


Enjoying the virtual #CMXSummit2020 and hoping to win some #CMXSwag!


Tap water is so nice and cold.


i can’t wait for these memories and adventures throughout the rest of the year w all my favorite people


I have a little hole in my back garden that I climb into at night. The rest? Well, you'll just have to figure that out by yourself


*steps outside in crisp white tee, grey sweatpants and slides* her: WHY YOU OUTSIDE DRESSED LIKE A THOT!?!?


“im a different breed” will always be my line because yall weird


Hand tattoos coming soon


me vs not tasting my dinner


Animal Kingdom Lodge on deck


putting the pieces together now to present the completed puzzle to the next gen


Tell me how I can fit a whole dick in my mouth but a sushi roll feels daunting sometimes.


will we get a official position from cube today? we about to find out!


Got the job :) Gonna be on 1st shift in 2 wks!! Finally after 3 years of working nights


My ass aint that big is it


Tomorrow is homework day, all day


Se faire jeter de son avion : fait.


sarra doesnt care about my genuine well being


y'all better leave Kanye alone


Grisham back in CF


will i find the love of my life on bumble or tinder? probably not. will i keep trying? yes. what do i have to lose


God of All Possibilities


Main character syndrome is real.


Why are presentations so hard?! Especially when you’ve only got 10 minutes


Fisheeeel


i definitely misplace my AirPods once a week now


Ok nvm I ain’t going back to Olive Garden- instead I got an interview for a manager position at another spa


kagando


if this kid outside my window doesn’t stop shouting


another day another suffering


When Parlemo said "the best sex in the world is gay cos there's no women", I felt it.


where r my fellow cancerexics


Like huh what’s wrong


Runnin to the altar like a trackstar


the power of prayer man


Wee hol over back to grind tomorrow, solid work load until 19th everyday then proper summer shut down


I’ve coached my son playing basketball, football, and baseball. Why is it only baseball parents get so tough and think they can say or do anything they want?


Plant them seeds first to see if it’s even worth growing


I’m taking in how it’s Ambers birthday today and I really wanna make fan art for her soon („• ᴗ •„)


Sooo depressing leaving work at this time and it's pitch black


$NIO 4 hours charts look good


me: “omg im so full i eat way too much” also me: *eats three nuggets and and a mcdouble*


thinking about my ex army oomf whos a quarter japanese (and the rest white) but had the audacity to reclaim j*p and make a joke about it


The ITKs are flat out early doors. Hadn't a breeze about Gakpo but


Yknow. Just realized i forgot to tweet on my birthday uh gimme 12 day late birthday wishes


gin time!


Wait ‘til Elon starts charging for Twitter API access


A LOT of love does wonders for the soul. Especially that of children.


Element 115, I can't stress that enough!


anyways please stay safe, i love you all and hope your night gets better


Remontada from the bucks


Spotify broke Heardle, but I would’ve gotten it in 1 second anyway so I’m fine