i literally just built an incline and am tearing it down the next day


finished some work for my debut and then sketched out some stuff! Productive day but now I REST!! I might stream on Friday instead of Sunday but I gotta see what my energy is like


I aint satisfied with what I got but im grateful


my mom just screamed at me for singing geronimo


I was gonna order TFlats for their margarita day special but they said they couldn't start making the order for like an hour


rocks mais leves por favor


Guess who is going to read it tonight


Celebrating 48 hours of Kobe Bryant tonight.


came to the conclusion that i’m fucking UGLY


I do not want to do hw I just want to watch lucifer and play luigis mansion


Anyway let me go read my book about fungi


I’m so use to public speaking and I was nervous as hell speaking during this meeting. Like omg my heart was pounding.


Man I hate all these Miami Heat trade rumors going around, all they doing is giving me hope of us making a splash


Ca chow you should follow me


Maybe we can’t afford to trade for Booker


They’re playing Slow Motion by Juvenile at this Axe throwing arcade. Like y’all want me throwing ass or axes???


smoked paprika is such a flavor enhancer.


wish procrastination wasn’t a thing


Y’all need someone who isn’t all weak just cause that azz phat! #SLR


my fellow (obviously genetically altered) Nigerians and the way they "stroll" across the highway tho... like it's some video game with EXTRA LIVES in the cart ... interesting


Just a note, everyone that joined last weekend is already extended to the following weekend. This is the right thing to do, one day swung our action (Sunday), I am a low volume better, but look for strong positions, we'll work to be better. And we will be better


after a certain age, the path towards the end becomes clearer, it’s either fulfillment or bitterness.


Input needed. During a doc visit, doc gives you a list of 2 subspecialists- says she recommends both equally. Which do you choose? First name listed bc subconsciously she must have listed favorite first? Whoever has availability first? Close your eyes, point at one, and call?


Really hoping this trip to UP Michigan doesn't fall through


Kayea haters me deem unf


Your doings no concern me


Got my hair redone


facebook makes me want to


What if i got cursed and instead of squeaking i could only quack?


Calboy finally dropped


How long do you need to wait between taking a piercing out and repiercing the area? My nipple piercings were finicky and irritable, and they were more trouble than they were worth, but they were very cute and I want them back


The 1st full night of sleep after a spiral is always the best


i find it so funny when people who don’t follow me view my insta story or snap story .. like .. i see u hi, why don’t u just follow me weirdo


“PINK VENOM” by @BLACKPINK is now the only song released in 2022 by a KPOP ACT to spend multiple weeks at #1 on the Billboard Global Excl. US chart


Work tomorrow. Off Thursday. Work Friday. Then on vacation for NINE days straight!


Two of my favourites facing each other in #AustralianOpen semi finals. Anyway am rooting for @DjokerNole


love the smell of freshly paved asphalt


This babe will complete an entire album about him before she gives it a rest


The candidate names so far


Man I can’t wait to move to Houston next month


I’m not your friend, or anything damn


Bhim nation is safer!!! Samini and shatta abeg listen to #Blaze them so the beef more serious, bi like you two wan make the tin dull. Beef we eat Beef we peace


A simple "Hello/Hi" and a "Smile" to someone can save them. Being kind is totally free


News from hospital indicates woods suffered multiple keg fractures, surgeons unsure if his ability to walk. Career OVER


That Sommer celebration


I have 2 adult capri suns I’m drinking tn and there’s no one to stop me from making that decision


Amanda Hill's look for this 207 interview is stunning. the white with the gold earrings just look so good


Ughhhhh why did I wash my hair lastnight throat itching


Taylor's birthmonthhhh!


she want me to cum inside her, who? I nutted in her face


Credit to @user for our last picture


It's crazy how @auba and @alexiaputellas scored the same flick/chip goal against Real Madrid


It’s that work hard, play hard Make you quit that day job


The new @trvisXX X @FortniteGame is


2020 taught me that people ain’t shit no matter what


Baltimore Radio: The Same 3 stations playing the same song at the exact same time


yes a serious bad vaccine reaction could be death too


Idk anyone else, that gets mad, when people come to their chat with weak insults, I’ll ban a mf if they can’t talk shit but started it foh pussy


Y’all ever had Captain D’s funnel cake fries? Thank me later


dudes be fine but they be stupid so i cant go


currently in a season of awe in God’s presence. the man sitting on the throne is TOO good! you can NEVER convince me otherwise


basta pag day6 and the rose soundtrip q nagiging broken ako


now how tf i order the wrong size vans


Where my brudda at please @user ..... He’s a Chelsea fan tho


What if I buy an rv and go live on my grandpas land


Okay, I've been hinting at something big since February and will announce it later in December, so here's a new YIAY question: What's my big announcement? Use #YIAYbig so I can find ya!


What is kpop without bts and blackpink


Yo it’s fucking HOT


If y’all really take my posts serious you got no business following me . If you know me ima funny asss jokester . FOH softy


Breaking! FPOTUS, Donald Trump, visibly moved by the overwhelming human suffering being experienced only miles from his Florida home, has generously offered survivors of Hurricane Ian, free room and board at any of his south Florida resorts. Also, I have a bridge to sell you.


my last show in October went 201/204 checked in for poetry though. to the moon forreal


i love being home and no one bothers me


Juice Wrld had so much potential. Gone too soon


Ion have friends cause I’m genuinely the one who “switches up “ the minute I feel you doin some new shit I distance myself. I don’t have to announce shit


Shit be weird ash


I need a Cali tattoo. I just don’t know where.


I'm a hostage on my own twitter


Making the transition between my normal routine of listening to Texas country all day to 4th grade appropriate music really sucks. Unfortunately I don’t think parents would be thrilled dropping their kids off on the 1st day of school with Kuntry & Wistern playing on full blast.


Negative for covid but still feel like shit


Once this blows over, I look forward to @SkySportsPL @btsport doing their bit and lowering the cost of tv packages of course


I need £10,000 to feel better


New habit?


Was having a low energy day: snowing outside, couple deals/sales didn’t close as I was expecting Hit a classic @user Hyper19 leg day Maxxxed a triple chicken, double rice, double tortilla bowl from potle All is right in the world


Uganda Discovered $12 Trillion Worth of Gold


My energy levels hella cracked out


I’m getting legit on these turntables boiiiiii


I got all the kids tonight. It’s Brady Bunch vibes in here


I don’t lile asking Guilnise to borrow her car. That dame always says no


I swear this app be having me rollin fr


Stay humble chaps, someone’s always better than you


starting the new year off with a funeral… fck COVID and all you dumb mfs who ain’t taking this shit seriously


seeing a man be a good father, will really make me ignore all the red flags


Klopp on about the natural ball playing ability of Caoimhin. Sure you can only learn that down in @user


A fully vaccinated coworker of mine that I worked very closely with yesterday just tested positive for COVID with symptoms. I’m unvaccinated but had it in February. I get weekly tested at work. Im giving zero fucks at the moment.


Fucking w a felon is all fun & games till that nigga come thru ya window in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon cus you not answering his threats thru the door


Playing apex tonight with @user ! Then, we’re vibing and just chatting, doing a podcast style chill stream. Anyone wanna vibe with us in cord?


Today was definitely part 2 of yesterday &


Someone is blasting music by my house...its The Game and it's edited


just found out tamaki and chrollo have the same voice actor


sluh me out


Joy! I can finally comment on Tweets again!


Yoo you remember when I was hustling back woods


today finna be very productive i feel it.


Today was simply exhausting. I am every one of the five types of deep tiredness today and then some. AND I still have 2 more meetings. Send help. Or coffee? Or a hug


I can finally use my new modem to its full potential!


This might be the last game for Gareth Bale..hope he scores today


remember to take it easy and drink lots of water


yg is really unfair to Lisa


How I be able to loot 873,000 playing on a team by myself but when I have teammates I can only get like 600,000? I know why, they be in the way.


just want a churro and pickle from disneyland


With all the talk of wellness Domination and self-care general, I'd like to remind all of my mutuals that you have my full permission to remind me to eat and drink water. ...because I will probably forget


When is Argentina playing? That's what matters right now.


anyways latam dates in june for my bday it’s true


#JusticeForJonathanPrice This was a senseless killing of an unarmed man. I pray for his family


I hate Tuesday more then Monday


No matter how much you love and care for someone don’t let them throw THEIR baggage onto you. We all have our on struggles and we all deal with them differently but some will want to make you feel their pain like it’s your fault they chose what they chose…


The lockdown curfew is really taking a toll. I’m so tired by 8/9pm


You're not born to waste your time okay !!


Unpopular Opinion: Unsent Message


I’m going back to being a tomboy these bags cost too much


I’ve gotten so used to just taking pictures in my camera roll


I got back into one of my old hobbies; cross stitching. I really am an old lady


Just dubbled downed on $naka. Amazing project, just a little slip from the marketing team that gave us a great entry the buy more


All the apes are dying


Looking forward to Steppin’ class tonight… it’s been a week!


Alberta water without lemons is just metal


I am so tired bc I had soccer yesterday and so bored


Putting my son on to drake early


I’m not a piece of cake For you to just discard While you walk away With the frosting of my heart


Half up half down are my favorite hairstyles


Toxic Boyz will all be in the same location for the first time


midnight train


Oh man do I need some sleep


I can’t wait to live with the love of my life


This street shit will never be the same


Some Rasta pasta sure sounds good


Hate how I always be telling ppl let’s go here let’s do that and they be like no but as soon as TikTok says the same they wanna be go


I juss want the root of all evil, I’m talkin money do you understand? Im bilingual


Ya Allah help those who are in dire need of Your help


I think i fractured my knuckle


My grandma was laid to rest beautifully


Spurs trying to sign this Diaz fella. He’s a winger right? And Spurs play 352? £40m? Paratici sure is cooking now.


I’m dead.... Jamie Lee Curtis is actually trending on Twitter


Ah, f*ck the decisions in my life.


deposits only till my bday..


I have PTSD from when my dad took me to Toys R Us and I picked out a Transformers toy but I secretly want a Thunder Cats costume


Marinate on that


I closed 5 accounts in auburn today! Yay me!!!


Ouvindo Amy Winehouse


You tight , I’m Big, Make It Fit


“…that type of language electrifies The Base, and that’s a powerful base.” Says @user on @DeadlineWH #DeadlineWH. “…[the #45Jr speech] was filled with anger & aggression.” No mention of #WhiteSupremacy or #WhiteTerrorism… again.


wallows announced a midwest festival and the tl is going crazy


I never watched it but I think it’s about time KUWTK ended


One more Rock band added to favorites


Stinky Perfume Level 9000 lady apparently followed me from Staples to Dollar General.


Some girl on TikTok payed for her mans veneers and I laughed so hard because my petty ass would take back the teeth if we were to break up lmaoooooooo


$SPY One of the greatest mysteries of the world is how SPY stays afloat when most stocks are in the toilet.


Fuck nudes, send beats


I wanna learn how to draw leather


good morning happy 100 moodz


I had mochi ice cream I bought at the store yesterday and it’s delicious


Sometimes the best decisions don’t involve you


Looking for bikes


Hey y’alllll


Baneen a @user


Lunch today is popcorn chicken and frenchy fries


I wish I had naturally straight hair


drippin fate


I really dk where I’d be with my friendship with Letta.


i just love rihanna with my whole fucking heart, no matter what she's does. keep slaying everything you do queen @rihanna


People will not like something you said then go make a sneak dissing ass post


She think i like her i can tell this bitch don’t know me well


wait...... ya’ll DON’T think abt being eaten out constantly????


Lockdown? It's not really a lockdown is it? More like partly ajar... ...unless there's a better explanation... #COVIDIDIOTS #CoronavirusLockdown #TongueOutTuesday


missin my 6stro


Being ugly is so damnnn peaceful Nobody text you, Nobody falls in love with you , Nobody cares Whether you alive or died , Nobody Stares at you , you don't feel like Posting your pictures everytime, You can just be happy all alone


i’ll never get why people are so scared to say things on their main


I been off work for 2 months... PAID TOO! I ain’t tripping at all


psa: pls dont shave your dogs, each breed’s coat is designed a certain way for a reason, and shaving can cause some really bad skin/health issues. dont get a dog if u dont wanna maintain grooming properly


those mamba shirts players wear pre and post games are always lit!


told yall black ppl would get brought in somehow


What shall one man obtain? For the price of his soul.


As suecas


things from my muted list keep popping up on my tl and i dont like it


fried fish, cornbread, collard greens, and mac for dindin


Before u crack a joke on me ask yourself if yuh ready for mine


My teacher apoligizing for the gendered language in textbooks is honestly sweet and cute


Hungry asf! Now regretting why I didn't finish my jollof rice on September 14th, 2019


I’m gonna miss my school friends


“it’s funny ta me, you a dummy ta me”


I really be forgetting I got 2 phones


Some older lady just broke her neck to tell me she liked my hair. Appreciate it aunty


Me and poodie rocked each other to sleep last night


Hey, Do you want some creative and outstanding graphics for your twitch, twitter or YouTube, Then HMU, I will design it for you in discounted rates


Reply your handles, retweet let's follow you


Bruh my little cousin wanted to dress up as a paramedic for school. It’s unfair that she looks way better than I do in uniform


last year was the best birthday i had cus of my man


I can’t wait to be able to share the recording of our ‘creative conversation’ on language of suicide & risk for @user Absolutely loved sharing thoughts & ideas with such an inspiring group of people @user @user @user CHALLENGE CONVENTION & BE NICE TO PEOPLE


Waffles randomly sound so good rn


in 2020 we were supposed to go to Disney but the trip ended up getting canceled because of the pandemic. In one week from today we’re FINALLY going on our Disney trip and our baby boy will be with us


It’s definitely a mini skirt szn, and I’m here for it


Tat pressure


All i see on Twitter these days is girls joking about being suicidal, is suicide funny to you people?


One day I too will complete the single player story in Splatoon 3!


Let me step out my feelings. Imma real mufuckin G.


At hibachi on a lil datey date


50 hoes wanna be wifey that’s jus too unlikely


Woman on the news talking about the importance of wearing a mask … while wearing a mask under her nose


PSA: QT has APPLE PIE pretzels


Boa night


Oooo or some sushi


Everybody has COVID


I've been home an hour now and the baby ain't notice me yet


Just won a pred ranked match with a random Rampart. We made fun of her at first because we said Rampart sucks, turns out at the end I’m on her turret mowing down people in the final zone for the win


New legislation: Rename tomb of unknown soldier to This didn’t have to happen to me.


I mean, @user was legit commenting on the fact that FBI put him “in Hinkley’s cell” which is just completing my day nicely


Having a girl is like having a birthday everyday....surprise surprise surprise


What’s the best #crypto on a discount?


Any eu moots? Is Notino a legit website?


I just need some good news Lord! Help a daughter


"chris, promise me... please, promise that you won't leave me alone again!"


Y’all should see my kids push up form rn


My cat who moans when he sleep


i'd like to put myself up to the challenge in the next few days


I hate when I like someone cause then I gotta act like I don’t


As the idiots just proved they look at my tweets and target those individuals that engage. Maybe they are being set up?


Everyday I say I will be asleep before 12 and everyday I make myself look like a clown


Truth is bitter Who tasted it


What’s up with these hair stylists and nail techs not applying your deposit towards the total anymore


I think I wana delete my ig app for a little while


Sorry I haven't been on today much. I have been relaxing in the ice bath in the Training Room all afternoon and didn't want to leave because it felt so good with it so damn hot outside, though now I am having a hard time getting any feeling in my toes and all.


speaking of paid content on vlive I can't believe I still haven't watched the behind the scenes of nct life because it wasn't free


i got rejected by the same person 3 times


Admin-ing a Facebook group is so frustrating when creepy men who don’t even travel constantly try to join when it’s clearly stated in the group rules that it is NOT for them.


Guys my dad bought hispanic food can we celebrate


I’ve managed to lose 1 headphone


I start my last semester of my masters program Monday & I can’t wait


mau tidur, good night


Thank you @Forever21 for making me waste my time ! 2 hours in the store and all the prices are mess up ! #fail #worst #service #ever. You CANT offer a price and then say it’s MISPLACED.


I just finished buying the Shadow and Bone/Six of Crows series because the show is coming out.....and told myself I wasn’t going to buy anything else.....but I forgot ACOGB came out today....


banana dick. i woke up to banana dick.


quick question does scoliosis go away


Both DVBs missed


why nobody ever asked “which came first, man or woman” ? its always chicken or the egg but what ab humans


Sadio Mane has been on fire recently though Great positioning. Great goal


Writing essays is so ghetto


I am done ranting for the day, I promise


nah bc maggies song she knows it is definitely abt madison and i have evidence to back up my claim


With the end of #covidpasses on Thursday, the genius @niexecutive has deemed that from that day, but not before, the #virus is less dangerous. Idiocy all the way.


i want a java chip frappuccino from starbucks and a cinnamon roll


Dear VP Kamala Harris, Whenever you genuinely want to, and not as a defense mechanism… You better laugh your entire azz off. Loud and proud and at great length. I demands it. Now good luck with dinner, you lovely power broker you.


you don’t gotta like me, your bitch do


Sometimes dreaming so vividly is a curse. I had a dream last night that left me SHOOK. Every time I tried to wake up, l felt drugged. It was so real it almost convinced me that I was being poisoned by some kind of gas, that my whole life was a lie & I was actually in a coma.


My child is moving around hurting me


Is anyone selling a harryween shirt any size


Before I get too much into my own birthday I want to wish the happiest birthday to my bday buddy and the biggest Basshunter fan: @user Remélem szupi napod lesz Dóri, csókollak


school starts in 3 days


I love edamame


No sighting of my chenle huhu where is he


Lil rob - summer nights


Yo @user , you still there? Just reading about ct and the rains!


listening to she by dodie don’t text


Guess I’ll start making YouTube videos ... let me go brainstorm some ideas so I can’t start making videos


band audition tomorrow and I haven't even looked at the music wish me luck


I want to see some dick in my dm


looking at old journal entries and the only words i can muster are what theeeee fuck


Wish I was eating some wings with my girls


Step back, breathe! It’s going to be okay! Now let’s get this money


Finally got my lowkey-lynch shirt today from @WWEShop Love it! @BeckyLynchWWE


You know the drill, $5 Venmo or cashapp to 5 people who like and RT pinned tweet if Our free play doesn’t hit (it will) Either way, someone’s cashing


My mental and spiritual health is hanging on a thread


Getting out of my comfort zone slowly but surely…


I need some greasy ass food


First off first off first off, the watch! “Whew”


BOYS WILL BE BOYS AND GET AWAY WITH MURDER


I don’t want no kids , not any time soon ...


We live in a Twilight World


Watching Kathy Burke C4 series money Nice she uses black cab in show


Now I jus need a PHAT ass to bring in my bday the right way


00.00 be happy!!


Why does every person I connect with have a mf girlfriend


Nvm I don’t want to


Then you got Marcell calling ppl to see if they need a ride to practice


Thankful for my ADOS family.


I wanna try the dating apps again but i know how feckin miserable they make me every time


pussy hoes switched out on me


Preparations for beidou’s compensations uhuh don’t worry ningguang, your wife hasn’t forgotten where’s your bedroom


Ladies! don’t mistake my kindness for kissing a$$, that same energy I used to be nice can turn in .5 seconds.... anyway love you Queen’s!


I look at the girl, I was full of jealousy, Then i start to see her details, She was in pain, Just like me now, So she deserves it, She deserves the happiness she owns now, Now i pray for her happiness, Although it's hurting for me now, But I know my time will come, InsyaAllah


Because why cash app close my account 5 month ago and they just wrote me saying they just now reinstating my account


Anyone else tired of covid and quarantine?


Bledsoe swole asf hoopin needa put some pads on


I haven’t been able to keep anything down or drink water smh i been sleeping 24/7 and pedialite is my bestfriend


//all of my muses are dying/dead. Cool


#ToxsikCash Want to win.


When do Amazon game pre-orders usually get dispatched? My #TLOU2 hasn’t moved and we’re two days out


In need of a sugar daddy or sugar mommy dm me if interested!!


heartbeat was 150bpm, and the doctor said i’m losing weight because of the change in my diet. i should find out the gender in a few weeks, i can’t wait


I really wanna do that -- play through all of the Sims 1-4 with the same "Sim" -- thing.


Alright. I wanna see sexy little elves now and all my pretty followers dressed up as presents.


do you call it a baseball cap or baseball hat?


The amount of pressure Iran has been putting this second half


I have never seen a 1 year old so advanced. I looked up the age for the shit he do & say...he doin 3 year old stuff! Time to start potty training


I'm just about tired now..#33


Holiday! Rest day!


It’s mashed sweet potatoes season


On a scale of 1 - 10, how badly do you wanna break up? If it’s less than 7, come on over and let’s just make up


Yo I’m tweeting alot so im active and im STREAMING AGAIN Pull up at 8pm GMT on klmanlive at twitch i got some news to share and i wanna lay down what the future holds for y’all See u then


The Boys just makes the marvel shows look so mid


Thank you, Mets


Morning run or afternoon run?


not the chat being happy about george even tho they were shittalking dream minutes ago


think I’m fena make a frito chili pie


I just gave away a lot of shoes I barely wear & it was still hard


I have to clean out my closet bc I hate all my clothes


Top of da rock


i wanna do the year transition thing but i have little to no photos from 2017 and 2018 bc i hated getting my photo taken bc i was too sad those years


I’m ready for my Kday but I ain’t ready for them 6 shots


The media is acting like people don’t know FB and Instagram are bad for mental health.


That's all folks...


paid off my entire osap debt today in one payment so now i’m officially a BROKE BITCH


Hearts winning 4-0 & also being told your Mum & Dad have had a Vaccine call is wonderful news on a Tue eve .


assistindo star wars


Always wondered why Burna stopped following Stefflon on IG but everybody get wetin Dey do them, so yeah


I make more money than yo boyfriend bbg


Something so cathartic about singing nightmare at the top of my lungs… alone in my apartment


Oops! Forgot my activated charcoal pills


They Talm bout if Kanan not raised by the next episode they out i hate y’all man


I’m sooooo excited rn! I’m about to leave work


Bitch tryna brag about taking my man ? Ha , I needed me a nigga off my hands


Wow actually went to the gym today after like 4 months of just not going


That shit that happen wit lil kevin i a never forget it


This nigga Bobby Shmurda out wtf


Maybe let them die


Before I judge my friends, I'll cry with my friends !! We in this together


tret's working


A reminder for our 4th grade parents. The materials pick-up and meet and greet for tomorrow , Wednesday, September 9th, takes place behind the building on the blacktop area. Please enter from Meadow Lane. Thank you


Did Biden even know he was on the View today?


2023 BINGO CARD HAS TO INCLUDE THE BUA FOR E AND L


My brother is a maggot and it sucks.


I thankfully don’t have any thinning in my hair at all, it grows like bamboo. I do have traction alopecia in the front and I colour it in, so it’s minor but I am not looking forward to having my blonde roots coming through lmao


it’s almost the 3rd of december


trying to think of a character for that defend thingy but i tend to likenppl who are either beloved or when ppl dont like them im like i get it. i guess izuku but i think ppl are better to him now i will beat ur ass if u say something tho


Imagine having nowhere to put your anger and hurt... holding that shit in until...YOU FUCKING EXPLODE


Imagine the back shots w my ass


i'm tryna go to Houston


fetch the bolt cutters! ive been in here too long


Day 3 of #100DaysOfCode : Spend hours debugging but still stuck


I Affirm: 2021 is my comeback year!


starting to notice a correlation between adults who don’t want kids and childhood trauma


Why does my mouse and keyboard refuse to be delivered


I love jinjin's smile


Hattrick de Memphis Depay


also the butter teaser OH MY GAWD i didn’t tweet anything but i was in the middle of a quiz when it came out, but i still went crazy bc THEYRE SO COOLLL


These subs bro.


i’m just tryna hit my bong


bts platino para butter


And in my time, I swear to God, I won’t waste no time


Think befo u do


Everything’s going wrong today :(( Keep losing gsp too bruh I’m also playing smash bad on top of that


real ones stay n never lie too you... fake ones leave n always lie too you..


if my wacky inflatable dance doesn’t make the doc


I can’t stand when these weird ass white chern stare. Like you ain’t ever seen color folk before


I’ve been waiting for Avatar 2 .. for 11 years now


Man, chipotle really tastes so much better after your neighbor complains about how loud your bike is. I could’ve taken my car, but nah. That’s what saddlebags are for


Insomnia will kill me one day


All my friends talk about is pregnancy things now


Oooh I got the thing


working in an area of the hospital with no signal is really annoying especially now with the mp trailer coming out


Vegas I’ll be there next week. Y’all can show me a good time too


doctor strange so fine


First war, kinda nervous


Casemiro bosses that midfield. What a fucking player


I’m willing to lose it all for my respect


rod wave coming to raleigh


So I’m a poll worker today. Wish me luck. Nice knowin y’all


Drop ur fave verbal porn


Guess no $2000 dollar stimulus


I have my family to depend on. To hug, to embrace, to cuddle up to. To kiss, caress, slap backs with, be near, squeeze. I have my wife and children, whose physical proximity has made my year so much more bearable. We have each other. Imagine the opposite these darkest days.


I kinda don't feel good


Can anybody succinctly explain how to apply a color palette to website to make it look *good*? I cannot for the life of me understand where to implement colors. I like back-of-the-frontend and the backend, but I need my projects to look good too. Everything just looks...bad


Love Goes de Sam Smith es un joyaaaaaa.


My tl might not be bussin but my fb is. Who knew simps where everywhere


Can’t wait til my shii get here


Omg wow I solved TWO of the problems that have been plaguing me lately. So proud of myself


beef happened


I Need BDE And I Haven’t Been Getting It Lately.


waiting on my husband to come home so we can go to sephora together


The only "trans panic" that's at all valid is the one that happens when you're in the grocery store and you feel your junk starting to come untucked


Can someone explain to me for 10 points why my dad would hide my candles


My biggest problem with blk wealth Twitter is this push to get money to: not exercise power as a blk group, not to build institutions that heal black families, not use that generational wealth to punish other groups who disrespect us but instead to….. Build to live in luxury


Now for something fun to break up the FUD... Post the first GIF that shows up when you type your #ENS digits.


my friend group is so queer that we've been pissing our pants and jumping up and down over a one day trip to salem for months now...


Finally got my promotion and a raise


I miss my mom. 2 years without her. I still can’t believe she’s gone


i’d rather lose u than lose my mind


“I did a 69 with her friend, I’m prayin’ to God she don’t tell on me” . I just realized what that bar meant 21 hard


60 degrees in Florida feels fantastic


My new 12 inch dildo is going to be here tomorrow and I can’t wait! It’s supposed to be as big as my forearm.


#Nasty19 today


Who’s running against Roger Wicker? We are stuck with him until 2024.


Oh hell no why am I blocked


I get sick maybe twice a year and guess what time it is


Early morning workout and now much needed mani pedi


00.00 dear lord may u protect us against all the evil plotted against us as we are Goin to sleep, we thnk u for ur mercy and grace nd love.... Amen


If you haven’t already make sure you head to the polls and Vote!!


Prolly gonna start meming on here more now that everyone is on lockdown. Idk...prolly full of shit


Smell like a bitch trynna see something


got a job interview at the dispo


When they smashed my heart into smithereens Be a bright red rose come bursting the concrete


Xpander Cross


I wake up every morning with the hope that I may receive a message of good news.


Oh yeaaaa pink wig & lashes???? Cutieeeee


no more lil shit


The car I want has been reserved and they’re shipping it to Bakersfield! Now to just get approved. Fingers crossed


Waiting to hear back from graduate schools is an endless cycle of opening your email, seeing messages from the schools you applied to, and having mini heart attacks just for the emails to be ads for the school's monthly community coffee social.


#あうぇいく Sparking！！！


In 1 month it's already December, and all I did this year was eat sleep and cry


hugging rj tight tonight. he's catching my tears and giving much needed comfort


Deactivated my IG just to focus on doing research on what stocks to invest in and damn, the investments been growing.


Women can have some bitter ass ways. Let that hurt go sis.


chipotle is screaming my name


Is Fernandes actually coming


57* out in Seattle. What does that mean? One pot chili pasta today.


act ur bra size!


Mum's been isolating due to covid so I surprised her with pancakes. They didnt look great but she loved them!!


Worried sick today and there's nothing I can do to help anyone I'm worried about


People that take their shoes off on airplanes drive me insane


Putting tape over my Webcam because i am terrified that some Fbi agents will hack into my laptop and will watched me cry everyday over some movies.


4.7k twitter account for sale,dm if interested


Hi Im in love with everybody today If youre reading this, I have a big fat crush on you, no exceptions.


Beatriz, me hieres


You guys have been so cute about my face reveal


Oh hey I hit my goal of 1500 followers & actually went over! Yayyy &welcome to my new followers I appreciate the support


Has anyone watched #deathto2020 yet from my followers here? I don't know if I dare, after only a few eps of #BlackMirror didn't take so well on my nerves


seems like jaebeom had one last concert left from his world tour we just didn’t know about it


First training session back since having Covid tonight and was wheezing like someone who smokes 40-a-day after 10 minutes


i have the same mbti as daenerys


You know what I need from you when I get home


I’m not going to be slept on when I know my worth


Bougie bitch , stuck up


Good night ulit


i wonder if ppl actually listen to the playlists i make for them


Where’s a nice place to go for the weekend in the Pakistan? Something with a bit of scenery or with some history to learn about


I’m getting ice cream after work.. I deserve it


i really NEED to adjust my sleep schedule


and he wonders why people hate him


I think my ballet students are still recovering from all the Halloween candy they had over the weekend because


If someone bought my fursuit right now it would lichrally change my life


seafood buffet for breakfast


Most of them irrelevant, all this hate is embarrassing


I am gonna put up Christmas decorations while keeping up my Halloween decorations


Just made/seasoned up some bomb ass homemade popcorn


Free 10,000 coin airdrop. .1999 with .54 a day later. Sheeeesh welcome to the new money printer


Fall in texas, winter in Florida?


#NationalStartupAwards2020 to recognize and reward outstanding Startups and ecosystem enablers that are building innovative products or solutions and scalable enterprises, with high potential of employment generation or wealth creation, demonstrating measurable social impact.


Did u see my pinned tweet? Hot babe alert


that dab pen psychosis be hitting tho


A big FUCK YOU to anyone who isn’t being majorly affected by this retrograde


What is TWICE genre? Dubu: TWICE genre is TWICE


Goddamn commercials... Must I pirate to dodge these bora-boring commercials?


Today’s my only day off so that means organizing all my new shoes I’ve been buying.


With the teaser video we are almost back at 7 ETH. Imagine what happens when the substance is revealed


Why the fuck is CBS putting Cuomo’s speech on now, when he resigned this morning?? Right in the middle of Y&R, goddamit


Follow that shoe page tho


oh 301 thank u


I CANT BELIVE I JUST PULLED A TAEHYUNG PC LIKE ???


Can I get a boo like damn


Our trips are getting closer & closer & im excited


im starting to get really excited for baekhyun's album


Stop asking God why… mf you know why you just hard headed


My nephew calls his new baby brother “Brother Jude” and it’s making my home visit feel a lot more like I’m with the friars!


Nothing like watching a lecture and realizing you tuned out majority of it accidentally


I swear that on our actual wedding anniversary, I'll be a lot less all over social media...(but we just discovered Instagram and how much difference it makes to have an actual phone at hand...we post things with a few hours' delay, but still...)


Volume significantly increased on $BNX It increased by 460.95% during the last 2 hours.


Surprises don’t work for me , if I notice something I just can’t leave it alone .I go at it until I find out what it is . Still attempt tho


valhalla is gonna be bigger than odyssey. damn another game i wont finish


Lucid Dreams was recorded in 15 min


Hope you're having a terrible night @user


Everything straight, just stay focus


Lindsey is my wizard 101 daddy


Ive been very exhausted and depressed to the point of not even trying to adventure around LA or do anything fun. If you fave any cool west LA suggestions, preferably lower cost I’d love to hear it. I’ve hardly gone to the park and still havent done any beaches


I hate how difficult instagram have made sharing posts to your stories now SMH


people really out here losing those that care for them the most


One thing about me…I’m gone click load all comments on a Facebook post


Got the Kimchi crazies. Puttin’ it on errrrythang!


I promise ill bring her right back


endlich


I want an Alexander Keith's so bad


Dark Elf mode


Me: “ It’s been 20 minutes already “ My cousin : “ It’s been 20 minutes since like 30 minutes ago”


Quiero ver Wednesday


I really don’t care what others think anymore, Imma worry about myself and be happy while doing it


I just said thank you to someone who said “nice to meet you”.


turns out i can learn math i just have to actually try


how i got such a FINE ASS gf ill never know


planning my own event is frustrating


Welp there goes twitter validation errr


I really be hiding and minding my business


Fuk i kent sleep.


self care is me never playing luca in rank anymore


Living and waiting for concert


Welp, looks like we go a single "No". It's over guys


My life in 7 words Everything I was afraid of happened.


Ama mis t3t4s


Flight booked to Charlotte for our chapter celebration


My dreams leave me dumbstruck


Do England fans start chanting “Sacked in the morning”?!


“ I then had yo bitch , yo bitch , yo bitch & I’m still not cuffn these hoes “


I just cleaned my whole house so good .


Fuck this sunburn is brutal


Teenty! Thank you Lord!


can finally binge kdramas now that I’m done w school


Proverbs 31:13 She has sought wool and fine linen and her hands have worked according to his pleasure. Work with the best materials you have the best way you know that pleases God! #itu


good morning.... have a nice day


I wouldn't mind if Dr. Soong had 10 more sons... All played by @BrentSpiner


Raven was in soo much pain


I have a presentation tomorrow I’m not prepared for it! So amma cry in class tomorrow before it’s my turn and act like I can’t breathe!! Fingers crossed


I hate when old men try to talk to me


drawing with the tablet is such a pain, it fucks my brain and makes me struggle and think that i suck at drawing


Can you believe in my dreams like Corrertta, bitch?


Too hot to handle on Netflix sheeesh


I don’t expect anyone to be there for me but I’m thankful for the one’s that choose to be. I am grateful


Excited to get back into my streaming groove with some Zelda tonight! Streams have been a bit off lately, let's get back to our good old vibes and reconnect


Hey Minneapolis friends - if anyone has a spare ticket to @natebargatze this Saturday - hit me up!!! #soldout


I need a ten inch dildo with girth


Spoil me & Watch I spoil you Back 10x Harder


I tweet in all caps an awful lot for someone who is generally super quiet and shy


My vape tastes like actual sugar and it’s so fucking sickly and overall just nasty. It has a fake strawberry taste mixed with pure fucking sugar, I hate it so much but it helps as an appetite suppressant so I will just have to endure it


i peep shit and don’t say nothingggg.. this why i act the way i act cause people be moving weird


My mommy in Vegas, i miss her


I went 5 days with out coffee… never again missed that hoe


This is the weekend. This is the weekend my kid plays with her new team against other 17/18yr olds and I'm both excited and nervous


boy ppl say anything when they mad, good thing I know myself


happy 13billion merchie @user


Young boy responded the next day ? Yeah


Inter looking ass without Lukaku or Real too good.


off I go to watch my spice girls movie I’ve been search for, for over a week.


Tabby talking about Odor's soft hands then he proceeds to grab his crotch.


Take care of yo family and them kids cause I’m so big on family


This whole situation in India is actually making my blood boil omds


I can’t wait for my next 2-3 days off, dolo vacation


Someone tell me about September libras because we are way different than October libras but I’m curious what y’all think


hate being on the road around this time


i would be so lost without my sisters, forever grateful that god gave me them


alright i secured my merch and hopped off the website, good luck everyone


took me the longest time to realize how much anxiety and stress have taken a toll on my body physically and emotionally. but heyyy here’s to second chances


I think I’ma lil lit.. wtf


i get a nigga from round me FAST


it’s my sisters bday on Saturday and she’s making a big deal about how she wants me with her so I have to actually socialise with her friends and I’ve met them all before but I’m only close to one of them


I’m sorry.... that i’m not a person anymore.... i’m a problem.


going to target with no list is very dangerous


I'm so sick of this faker love faker love


ADELE IS COMING AND I’M HERE FOR IT


Date night tonight.. excited


No digimon, Dragonball z, Megaman, nothing... E3 was ass this year....


bitch jump in this benz he gone fuck sum. off the dribble jump in he gone suck sum


ok so apparently I didn’t get the memo so ima leave the office &’ go home w/pay$$


you can tell me no if you want too but lol just keep that no in the back yo head too


The only thing bad about Pisces is that we’re able to accept others people demons before they are


my Twitter think I go to ncat


No inspirational birthday post from me this year. All I wanna do is post a tiktok.


"We've got a good thing going here, despite what everyone else thinks" Aw Will #Emmerdale #CoupleGoals


I’m glad all the girls are in kahoots about this summers behavior


.@BebeRexha is Currently Live on Instagram !


I got on Twitter just to wish @user a very happy birthday! Enjoy our day


Issa thin line between hesi and carry


We can roll the windows down.


They took the lemon kale Caesar off the chick fil a menu and I am hurt!!


when life going good that car know it’s gone show its ass


okay but like the way all of bts’s last names sound with mr in front of it like mr. kim?? mr. min?? mr. jung?? mr. park?? MR. JEON???? LIKE?????


Just spent over an hour on messenger playing games with my nephew, plus I got to talk to my Momma. Time well spent


please help me keep my mind from thinking about home goods


me getting a pretty tatoo when


“ if i post my sex tape its gone be a real viral moment”


My Feet Feel Sooo Good


I have to go to my least favorite place on earth today


I need to see Hawaii in person


cause i got it like that but it ain’t even gotta be like that


I got that gran Coramino too


Handcuffs leashes


my exam didn’t go that wel so i’m hoping i passed


Please nobody retweet Stakho onto my timeline even if he's saying something nice for once


Thought we was making tacos. Guess not


Boy I’m damn hungry


Kenney’s last Tweet and last FB posts were 4 days ago. He didn’t make any appearances today. Didn’t he just *have* a 3-week long vacation??


Why do all the problems happen the week I finally decide to take some days off


me at 16: i know everything better than the adults around me, alexander the great was 16 when he was first put in charge of macedonia ffs me as an adult reading about 16 year olds doing crimes: why are these children so fucking stupid


I GOT MY FIRST PIECE OF HARRY MERCH FROM BRONWHN


Thanks to getting covid and only being able to go to the usual hospital I use for my care, it automatically signed me for a "care coach". I turned it off and it STILL keeps messaging me...hating the hospital even more then I did before, someone's getting chewed out, I swear


It all makes sense now..


The big sheets of paper and felt tip pens are coming out tomorrow...9 months of online learning done


Como hay gente que sigue usando Facebook?


Feelin like Harden gotta keep a rocket


bitches see you out & just stare. damn speak or swing , your choice


Physically mentally and emotionally drained. Carona please just fukoff


today was the first time ive met someone that screamed into the mic when losing a round


why is everyone putting vanilla at the bottom of their ranking


So glad Izzy found her person


It’s my Gday today ion give af


When you’re wearing rose-colored glasses, the red flags just look like flags


Wasn’t aware what kloop did to the attacking, damn that old man way ahead


i really hope the setlist won’t change for the Take My Hand Australian leg too much when the new album comes out after seeing how much Harry’s did after his new album came out


Therapyyyyyy againnnn


omm i hope dreaa do have the brunch party. i missed last time


goodmorning!! ang lakas ng ulan, so y’all be safe


Houston next year .. I hope yall ready for me


Resisting the urge to draw tonight because I told myself... nay - swore to myself I would give myself two art-free days after working all weekend. So uh... playing FFXIV instead until I put myself back to work tomorrow night after my day job.


Favorite Omar quote, scene or moment


Pole has my legs looking amazing! Especially my calf’s


Ed tw: My ed is fairly getting worse


One titty in my hand, another titty in my mouth


Fuck it I’m lot playing fair no more


my nigga left town for business so i’m taking care of everything at home for the moment


So happy I finally made the leap from Painttool SAI to Clip Studio Paint this year. It ain’t perfect, but it’s one hell of a lot better to work with!!


I love all the people who’s been here as I grow.


Why my mouth shaped like


i always forget yeonjun and dino are like the same age


Breakfast everywhere Lolz


If you not showing love how tf you think you gonna get it


Fina hit the road jus tryna figure where to go


fumando like a golden fish


these new songs bout to be so damn fireeeee


I need someone to look over my fits for LA before I order them


& I got a b*tch tight every time I post


|| I think I'm going to binge watch the rest of #13ReasonsWhy tonight. Let me get some tissue because I'll be crying


Wait so mama is not a fan of Todd ?


Is it Dejavu or things are actually predictable now? Feels like I am lost in a loop.


Watch me make my Pusey squirt


So 21 house republicans voted against awarding congressional medals to capital police officers who showed heroism on Jan 6…. Fucking coward hypocrite tossers. What happened to #BlueLivesMatter and #BackTheBlue. GTFO


Not me being mad I couldn’t get this earring on and was screwing it the wrong way.


me: follows a person that i adore also me: mutes them


Very "ehh" day, hopefully a barca loss tonight


I want a sandwich with cucumbers on it and a cold water


Catfish hold the gems off as they get the final out for the top of the 2nd! Let’s get some runs!


I already know what I wanna do for my birthday next year and it’s gone be movie fr


bro why is everything jve been waiting months for happening tomorrow, the only day in ages im not gonna be home literally all day


Biden took over my Jeopardy time.


i just bought chocolate milk


I want to rewatch free because of rinharu


i be mean ass hell sometimes , swear it’s only when i pms but that’s like 3 days out of a month sooo


Might turn up to wireless with birthday balloons September uno


Y’all the moon is so fuckin beautiful and huge right now


If ion make it to FetCon this weekend, I will be livid


if the promise wasn't done, it was never a promise. Remember


Not me setting my goals and accomplishing them


When you ask for the check but someone already paid it


can’t wait to see you kings & queens in neon thongs on miami beach


i cut my own hair again … my bangs were getting too long but i’m worried it’s uneven,,, oh well


I’ve watched voltron for a total of 3 times now


so scared what i will wake up to tbh


Mom asked me to open a jar for her


..and FT


Who got that $MAGIC reup yesterday


im confused what does #pjw2020 mean but there are 5 mins, so im excited lmao


cut my own curtain bangs and I think they look pretty good, they're not even at all but is better than what I had so I'm happy


Greg Gutfeld and Tyrus are not funny


At this point everyone is playing with my money right now and it’s blowing my mind


The divine feminine represents the feminine aspect of the divine, or the divine as it is manifested in the feminine.


being in a relationship where all you do is fight must be exhausting


If hell is real, it’s filled with the sounds of my kids loudly crunching chips


Might be shitty times but life’s treating me well, few next big steps coming soon


My time for a bit


good morning, don't skip your breakfast & have a great day moots!!


LFT as Duo with @user Need an IGL who can Tarp Dms open


kinda upset because @user only text me for answers


my nails have been so strong lately, one finally broke so i cut them all and i’ve not even had to cut them very short bc they were already so long?? i wonder how long i can get them before one breaks this time


RAME BNER


i’ve hit a low spot in life that i never thought i would hit again so i’m taking a break from here probably for at least a few days. i’ll be back… love you all


Getting my baby hair done for her birthday she gone be sooo cute with her deep wave


One good thing wearing face mask all day at work .. no dust bogies


Anyways what’s my man getting for his bday guys. I think I out did myself last year


girls’ high -1/10, don’t recommend


naaah Mario was dirty macking on “you should let me love you”


Last hour and the internet is down.


Currently getting a yatted


i really countdown as soon as i open my eyes


I wonder what Gar knows about all the Free Britney stuff behind the scenes, Bobby is close with Britney’s bf so he must hear a lot of fucked up shit


I just wanna talk to that Alphonse angle nigga on tik tok


Oh & im paying for that cookies and ice cream


My history teacher finally updated my grades I have a 91 now


watching yt videos of people's 'fave books of 2020' and 'reading stats 2020' etc. with my stack of 5 books i still plan to finish before 2021 next to me


Now India should look to score atleast 400 from here!


You can't save me, I am fading Blood is on my hands tonight All I need is a miracle Lawmen got me running now forever more They'll hunt me down until the end of time Oh my mama, now I've got to go Never love another how I've loved you so I'm so afraid to leave this all behind..


Real Madrid as a club didn't win any trophies at all this season both Basketball and Football


Good night! Hope you had a great day and i will talk to you tomorrow


I just bought some new sundresses too.


Well done #nffc this battle was never going to be pretty but job done. You never know like Sunderland did a few years ago, let's have a play off push


Todays date is palindrome and ambigram 22022022 #tuesday


Much of the commentary concerning the " rorting scandal " @senbmckenzie is simply inane. Its like watching my home being invaded , my children violated and their futures ruined, and I run around " I am outraged , terrible story " - rather than taking a stick to the thieves.


Spend all morning rearranging and deep cleaning my room. I feel better now


once i get rid of the last 3 Private Party Boxes i think I’ll be content for the month


Pictures and videos are full of memories


Fam there was a burnt out bra in the grass and she called the police then law enforcement found a body.. Omo if na naija forget it


not anime avis having hot takes on MY timeline


How is there 11 seasons of Shameless? 4 seasons in and what more could they go through


I’m so proud of myself. Once I hit this target weight, BABY


// I logged out for a few hours but I’m back


me posting a lot of pictures is a part of boosting my self esteem. being proud of my natural self and wanting to share


Black Keys and Gary Clark Jr lawn tix at Merriwether are on pre-sale right now for $35


neuer holy shit


i want to start therapy


Como duelen los brackets


Watching my Chicago peoples post stories about this snow fall


Villa and Liverpool in the league next, important games. Come on


Person go see fine thing Comot eye......money yab man


I deleted over 4,000 pictures and videos off my phone rn... holy fuck


Streaming Not Shy and Wannabe M/V while waiting for the rooftop live


All I need is some of them Christian Dior sneaks and I’ll be really feeling myself


i thought i lost my air pods .. i was gone be pissed ..


let’s see who are the real ones


I need me a cute set up for my patio now


Having a procedure tomorrow... and I'm thinking about my scoliosis corrective surgery in 2004. I don't feel like my 12 year old self really understood just how grateful I would be as a 28 year old woman. THANK YOU SO MUCH to Mr Chan and the PEOC team @user


Pilates today instead of gym


Got my voucher


Hung my tv! Not skilled enough to hide the cord but it's up


Happy non-binary awareness week to all my non-binary chums


Someone used my naira card in the UK. And this useless bank is sending me an email saying an international transaction was “authorized” for bla bla bla. Same bank that won’t authorize shit without a token but somehow, someone was able to authorize my money without token.


Always in my heart @user . Yours sincerely, Em


currently deleting all of the woojin pictures and videos off my camera roll


There is still time to submit your work to Ohio Shorts! Entries will be accepted through March 2 with selected films and awards presented at the April 18 screening. Check out a sampling of 10 films chosen from past Ohio Shorts programs on the blog.


ima just wait...


I don’t think they went to the game they just didn’t want to give me the tickets


Making handmade flour tortillas for dinner tonite


Abis selesai nonton Spirited Away (2001)


The new #skittlesdips creamy yogurt candies are bomb Omgosh


Congratulations! Nodirbek Abdusattorov is new World Rapid Chess Champion!


Intocable,inaccesible irreall


Follow me guys, follow back ko kayo


Vegas gon b lit in May


Frisco ISD extended virtual classes. They might not reopen schools till March 1st.


BTW fat Tuesday


Love when the fellas argue about coins. It gets heated.


My mom here deadass crying cause she forgot her bag in town with the $100 comfort shoes we bought her and when she went back the bag was gone. And my heart sinking cause I wanna buy her another pair rn


Hello sexy beasts! it has come to my attention that 9 too many of you are following @user so I will be unfollowing you. unfollow me back please


9mobile is so shit, I need to change my line wtf


Soooo I’m looking into specialists for my Idiopathic intracranial hypertension (pseudotumor Cerebri) and might be traveling for it


Love love love pesto bro. Omfg.


Tired is such an understatement but glad to say that my first day of my residency is done!


I just indirectly got called old on discord bc I’m 21 soon


#HUNPOR I'm hurt that that didn't count


Another bad result


Forget all those fancy loaded guys, I just want an honest witty blunt cute manly country bumpkin like Yongshik


A bitch like me gon get it either way


no one knows I have Twitter acc.


Watching a movie called Palmer and omg this movie has me in my feels


Anyone know good Korean restaurants? Dying to have some kimchi kaso di masarap yung sa sm


Thank you $GME now i can afford the PS5!


sell a man a pic, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a Tudor star


just did 3 hours of accounting homework and an assignment for accounting kinda wanna cry how’re u


Manchester United should call Ronaldo and sack him again


I wish Jerry was my man


Last day ng bed rest. Masayang-hindi. I will miss my naps-on-demand


bonnie bennett loves her a thesmantos ass spell


Wish I tried to get signing tickets for Manchester now since apparently they aren't announcing anymore


170 Follower


Y'all spend a lot of time talking about shit you supposedly don't care about.


breakups are painful, but have you ever watched your best friend turned into a complete stranger ?


So Ms. Janet just gon pop out on us like that damn!


Hi @user thank you for your #HappyBirthday tweet for last Friday. #KindnessMatters.


I know you think about me when you kiss her. I left a taste in your mouth, can she taste me now?...


Be the reason someone belives in good people


Genuinely missing Chanyeol these days


had a baby a month ago & look damn good


I might actually need to be in management. I’m a good manager


"Mi madda neva teach mi fi cook" kno shi worst neva teach yuh fi suck h00d but but u knw fi dweet tho


well it’s almost that time of year for specific women to give their husbands way too much credit for being mediocre dads on social media


why do ppl get mad at you cuz they any and everywhere and you don’t wanna join them


adding to the “scars i get from work” list with a nice large scratch from a frenchie


Wonder if my friends going wah take surfing classes with me


Disappointed it’s only 2


Drive careful on this road called life , cause people will switch lanes on you without signal


truth be told, all this john hate really breaks my heart


Everything I Touch Turn To Gold happy 420


Pelicans rookie EJ Liddell has reportedly suffered a torn ACL in his right knee


Random uncle: Beta haat ko kiya hua hai Me: bss wo football khelte huye.... Uncle:haat se kon football khelta hai bayi Iss convo mein my haat was a paid actor


If you’re reading this, plz send some jiggy house music my way thank you


anywho, im happy rn


netflix release season 3 rn challenge


I feel so productive with my online teaching


Calling me from a different number is not going to change my mind. Aren’t you tired pooh?


Plato ?


The GTA world is more normal than the real one


I'm so cranky it's ridiculous


SIX FEET TALL AND SUPER STRONG, WE ALWAYS GET ALONG !!!! /LYR -


You niggas ran thru just like a bitch


carrd done time to find a layout


Literally 90% ng tao dito sa p2p are asleep, I can feel all your fatigue


I AM going to be financially successful in the future. I got this


I found the ultimate movies site and i ain’t telling nobody


i guess my 100 days of postgres and rypper starts tomorrow.


Think that everything is perfect when you get up one morning


Cher was such a beautiful woman before she got surgeries done


Seeing more smiles than masks at the airport This is what America looks like when Biden does NOT get his way:


I have been dropping gems all morning hit me if you need advice


Publix chicken tender salad


Tammy, in case you don't know, you should run towards to the direction where the cross is coming. Not just stand there and wait till the ball somehow get to you.


3: Agitation.... then... Protest....then... Tractor Rally...then... Pole Dance...then... Jhandarohan...then... Bag that...


I really don’t understand the watermelon hate. Do y’all just not know how to tell or learn to tell she fruits are ripe? I’m so baffled by this. Like imagine not liking watermelon. So sweet and hydrating


i guess ig notif are back to normal, everyone posting jessica’s pic at the same time


i wanna hug u so bad


Right now anything that presents as an unhealthy relationship is automatically blocked out. Gaining shit that’s worse loosing


Tweet changed the market


Cheatm cheatm and more; don’t we have a great fkn Supreme Court


Tod Listo #LALIGAxWIN


Lol E over


And my contacts came in


This is the first time I’ll ever endorse a political candidate on my timeline... He stands 6’1” Name starts with a T Out of North Hollywood, CA... I have proudly voted for Trevor Bauer. @BauerOutage


Jalango's POV right now is like the kid who badmouthed about how they are going transfer, alafu BOOM!! ile samthing ina happen mko na yeye next term,


This weekend made me sooooooooooo homesick


Can a counsellor who hasn't experienced addiction be as effective as one who has been through recovery?


J is all i know


Miss ZBZ 2021, 25 days left to vote for Patrons. A reign is about to end?


No cap I’m better than Caballero


Pub subs for the win


I had a whole 8 ct nugget from cfa that i saved to eat for dinner... finally got home to eat them and my dad had already eaten them


I like living a nice peaceful fly drama free life!


If you have feelings for me and want to ensure I feel the same, simply: 1) show little to no interest in me and/or 2) be extremely emotionally unavailable and that should do the trick


People with 10k followers are still complaining too


Jota worth every penny


I Might As Well Get Tatted &’ Stop Playing


Shorty was so bold last night.


Beautiful day out for a margarita on somebody’s patio


sad to think i gotta watch my mouth round certain people


John Mulaney says that if you feel unhappy, make sure to talk to someone about it!


Keep smoking, when your lungs roast I’ll sympathize with your mom


ended a phone call w my boss “you da best, bye!”


She really said “I like ya cut G”


i hate when people think i’m on their time


missing school drama


From the trenches with an accent


ik this bitch did not tweet ab me being in her views on tiktok


Not me ordering 3 pairs of Nike sneakers in one day


Some of our Singlet friends on discord keep treating us as the host. Like he dipped front three days ago and we use proxies what the fuck. I hope it’s only because we recently told people and they’re still learning rather than anything else or I’ll have to do my job. -


Goodnight twitterland. Sweet dreams


i should’ve went to the nail shop


ooo there’s more. my birthday ain’t ova


It’s take a PRETTY girl & give her whatever she want season


my heart fell to Mikasa


The diamonds and pearls are not what makes her That Girl. BEING, EMBODYING That Girl, from the inside, is why she has all those precious stones.


Why am I not in Miami kicking it with Rick Ross


I love when i keep it calm even tho i really want to lose my shit and then the universe rewards me for not getting out of character


Boy don’t call for no AA I got my own smoke, Fool don’t call trynna front I got my own DOPE


you can be my lady friend i can be yo bae your man for one night


I’ve been saying I’m going to let my hair grow out but too many compliments been coming my way


I got some new yoga shorts in today and they are so fucking comfy. I'm so glad I can use my own money to buy clothing that makes me happy


y'all i just watched nope 2022 and the animal was so cute with her green octopussy opening and closing with rage


First day of shooting for Lifestyles of the Rich and Horny has gone well, we filmed the poolside orgy and the lesbian scene between me and @user and both came out great! @user is exhausted from the poolside orgy so Renee's first scene is being filmed tomorrow!


I have my first session with my personal trainer today, so excited


Hope none of the fans of these clubs ever forget that their owners hold them in utter contempt. This could be the start of something


What if all the rumors were false


Wish i was normal, not skinny, not fat


|| adept first try baby


Got my tooth pulled out


Trying to talk to lil homie, but big homie blocking


if im d wording tell oknum j this phase lately we're having sucks and i never regret all the time we have spent mwah


Thanks to Sarah @BestBuy St. Catharines. Made my day when purchasing a baby monitor today and gave me the sale price from 2 days ago. I really #appreciate it


Sit me at the table with WINNERS, it’s gonna make me go HARDER


“Na from clap dance dey start” Stop ignoring certain red flags, you cannot change everybody, you’re not a rehabilitation center. #HappyLastMonthOfTheYear2021 Stay Happy And Shey Jeje


time to make the pan


Peezy & curren$y on a track


Today's TL is scaring


Wish VAR took a look at the penalty


I just don’t feel like going anywhere else today


It’s so cute when Yoki falls asleep on her cat tree because the moment her legs go limp, I know she’s knocked out


Stay strong like I did


why do people try parenting MY child? respect my decision and admire her while you still have the chance to do so..


I am sad to hear about the passing of Mark Lanegan.


20million a year from royalties


I’ve been eating 1 time a day for the last month and 1/2. I feel great


Need some Cajun boiled peanuts


I’d love to be one of those people that goes running at 4am everyday but I just simply love my bed & food too much


My stomach been acting funny since I ate canes smh I usually be A1


You bitches live on my dick as I continuously do watever tf I want to do with no apologies


Also here is an important fortnite announcement! I am going to continue playing fortnite again! No more Mr lawlor or metros, forget part 10 of Mr lawlors revenge, for now lol


Kinda Wanna Me Some Homemade Alfredo Sauce


On a rooftop in Madrid deleting Aguila beers with my wife… How y’all doing though I really wanna know


My room is so cute and comfy, and you’re welcome anytime


Be nice if Bath Houses would Open up and pools travel to Italy Greece Spain Lebanon Israel Middle East. I know I would have lots of fun! Small villages food culture history Sauna swim etc. Fun Fun&More Fun


Fat tears were shed after watching Your Lie in April


We've got a good one in the First Responder Bowl as Air Force leads Louisville 28-21 entering the fourth quarter


gol gol goll


Really annoying how being an introvert just makes everyone think they can bitch at you to be more social & tell you you’re a loser cause you don’t like hanging with people


guess who might have to get a nasal covid19 test???


Gil: We’re just distracting ourselves from the reality of a mental appearance.. *puzzled look* whatever that means for you, Mina


Why does it constantly smell like weed in here ??


Hello random iPhone user from Hastings, Nebraska Do not log into my account again


I calmed down, I realized I still got a long pathway before that and no reason to freak out many years before it, Chile brain everything will be alright


I wonder.. no.. could it, though? Could it work? The Henry hoover that lets you talk to aliens?


Ima look 12 all my life


Hmm Ronaldo! This guy has something in his legs


Someone just said Paul Pogba is a squad player. I’m convinced some of these lot watch football with a blindfold on.


Lightning Network capacity made a new ALL-TIME high at 4,469K #BITCOIN #Crypto


I love the entire twilight saga


A bunch of people on here sent me Christmas cards addressed to my fursona name My mail carrier today waves at me and says "Merry Christmas, Gare Bear!"


I really feel like justinlaboy acct on ig is ran by a dyke or something cause they know too much


I just need a bf 10pm-5 am nunn to serious


La vidéo de Leslie Lawson… men doing what they know the best : cheating


Puig looks like a baby boy


funny how everything and i mean everything!!!! always goes in my favor


Tory incompetence is what caused this we will never forget the deaths of 100,000 people that they caused and continue to cause. And if no one gets the second dose within 3 weeks they are not vaccinated


It's been a tough year for everyone, we all have our struggles. But supporting this club & interacting with you all is what made 2020 bearable & enjoyable— no better way to end it than being 2nd. A United win heals most things. I hope you all sleep well tonight, I know I will


Message me for customs love! I accept any requests! Must be payment ready!


Well #TruckersConvoy2022, you asked for unity. You got it, just not the unity you were thinking of


I hope everyone that follows me knows by now that those weird ass tweets are all Amy. Thnx


I need a nigga that work at night, because....who tf I’m finna talk to at 2 AM?


My mom was just informed that those who get the second Pfizer vaccine will die within two years of getting it. Amazed that they’ve already completed a longitudinal study of that nature within 6 months of the beginning of vaccine distribution. Happy to be one of the chosen ones


Zoro a whole damn fool.. But I hate I have to wait for 7 days for the next episodes now that I caught up..


There's just something about a hard working man


I need one vacation this year, even if it’s just for 3 nights


the world doesn’t deserve user helyettepeltier


Ok this week is really off to a great start


How long is the flaming divorce process now ??? Lordy …


Dear God, Please help me to not use my freedom as an excuse to walk uncharitably or to live for myself, for all things must be done so as to serve God and serve others, not simply to serve myself.


Wish I could tell her Goodnight I love you


retweets greatly appreciated just to spread this but please if you have any ffxiv soundbites that you really like or think are funny or whatever and have a link to them please comment them below! video or audio totally acceptable!


These smothered Turkey chop about to be good


These @ayeshacurry pots ARE THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I love it


Queen is just overdoing this, totally unnecessary


Sex styles done too much for this country oh. Which one is “ Baby position like unknown gun men for me”?


& for everybody who stayed down. I SWEAR WE ALL GONE WIN


I'm so tempted to go but I feel like they're slowly announcing more locations and if they do anywhere in the east coast I'm hauling my ass over there


#tytlive to many people r being desensitized to what's really happening, causing to people who see it to feel crazy or told there crazy


So we can all agree that candy corn is good right


For The Love Follow A Champion Soja @user He Follows Back


being 25 is gr8 my insurance rates went down


Tobi really sucks at video games. Whenever he plays games with Rex, it usually doesn't go well. Rex rages.


I don't care if skinny jeans are out, you will never catch me DEAD in a pair of bootcuts


I just rebought some $YFL $YFV and $KTON


I really just be the homegirl but ppl be thinking different man


Betty season 2 is out


why the fuck is toy story mania a 85 minute wait


bouta hit up muffin man


& anybody who feel if you wear designer you shouldn’t get discounts when carters & gap send them rewards for y’all kids. Slide them joint to me. & Iont wanna see none of y’all buying shxt on sale. Tell the retailer you wanna pay full price.


Ima make everybody regret doing me wrong...


Well thanks sky didn't see that bloody goal too busy replaying shite


People last week: DEFUND THE POLICE People this week: Police should be doing more to enforce the mask compliance!


i really can’t stand when i be chilling and somebody be like “why you got a attitude”....


Wait, so does Boruto actually have fans or is it just one big bait? I actually refuse to believe that there are any genuine fans. Especially people with the gall to say it's better than Black Clover or even My Hero


// sad mood, I go sleep .. maybe I be better later


I can’t wait to get offffffff Idk if I wanna get drunk as fuck or fuck as drunk


Nothing worse than people putting their own life’s on hold to make someone else happy.


This Brent album not hittin like it’s suppose to


reminder that while i think disintegration is the best the cure album, it's not my favorite. kiss me is my favorite album, it has so many songs that are so special to me


Nota is suspended, good riddance


I break out the AirPods when I start seeing twitter porn


GMM is about to take off. Bad ass game. Can't win without rolling dice. #SHIBARMY STRONG


midnight swim done


I been cuttin up lately


Sour patch kid


I believe in Yelena and Kate supremacy


Just because you’re pregnant doesn’t mean u stop wearing bras


Having real grown women around you is very important


Inheritors of small businesses are the only type of nepotism baby that is celebrated. Says something about society


Dude in here going OFF !! And that’s what I love


I really fucked up smoking this much between clients and not bringing a snack


We went in on this BBQ


I will never forget how dream doll acted on bad girls club


At this rate I need edibles.


Dangerous, damaged men with big dick energy


Message for all guys. We get the notifications when you unsend something on Instagram!!! Just a fyi


Would be very pog if @user dropped some more UA polos before August


Painkiller from Cheddars and smoke steak sounds fire rn


finally getting the reply feature but i still dont have the voice feature


I still don’t know how tf i got up this morning for work but i need a nap


The person is using a con video to prove that JA is homophobic but the Jensen stan go after us to say that JP is homophobic????? Makes no sense. Go defend your fave or something.


I’m starting to regret not being in NY for Juneteenth


She'll be back she know im the only one to ever make that pussy cum


Currently banging my head to flowerless at work


Ion like niggas.. ion like bitches ..ion like nobody


New virus, impeachment, earthquake, Kobe died.. 2020 getting off to a stellar start


Got to be true to myself


these jeans getting tighter & tighter yall know what tht mean


I got confused with an email & did my work early & now I can just chill


My brother finished I care a lot without me


This weather makes me want to not do shit besides smoke, watch a movie and eat some pho


Hey, I wish you all a beautiful C6 Kazuha, babys


I’d be outtaline to order another hot box from lotus rn?


Liqourose is so beautiful


having your sister as ur partner-in-crime hits different tho


Swifties mutuals, i love u guys


Wedding wey i attend this year no pass TWO, nxt year i will try and attend more


bro we too old to be having beef on ANIME twitter during the middle of a quarantine of all things. LITERALLY get well soon


kid just ate shit on his scooter by my patio lied on the ground panting for a bit, trying to yell for his homies no one showed up just got up n went back to it when he seen his fall wasnt gonna be reacted to


I’ve been manifesting like a mf


Whatever happens to Susan Collins, I hope she "learns her lesson."


Alphonso Davies just schooled Chelsea in there own gaff and he is not even a natural left back


I saw my books on the shelf at the library today for the first time!


One of my favorite problems to encounter: the software crashes because there’s too much data and not enough resources so need to switch to the super-computer


I be outside cuz it’s money outside, ain’t no money in the house


it is all peace love and positivity for me until provoked


Trying to give Michael freedom to dress himself & it really stresses me out


Watching a great @USLChampionship game so far on ESPN2.. @hfdathletic vs @loucityfc ..My guys @user and @user on call


NO MATTER WHAT, KNOW IF YOU GET UP THEN YOU LOSE YOUR SPOTTT


Cinnabon sounds soo good but I literally just got back home


Really hoping mane and salah get back to scoring form


Just got the 3 recipe book from @user super excited


Let me find out my bestfriend only coming over cause I got AC


Trent @TrentAA moving forward... Beautiful cross! Aaand @Darwinn99 Nunez is there! Beautiful beautiful anfield goal!. Liverpool up against city


Too many followers, too few interactions


Anyone who disliked me helped spark the hope I've always had. So thank you for making me realize everyday that I love myself. It isn't selfish. I'm genuinely a good person. Your loss.


I gotta start packing to move soon


Man I love VAR


Toxic dick be the best...unfortunately


Some of y’all so willing to be at the top of this “influencer” thing you’d sell out your best friend for some likes.


Liella seiyuu all getting their individual seiyuu things makes me so happy~ I would tune into their stuff, but I wouldn't understand a thing


We are the most undisciplined team I’ve ever seen can’t make a simple pass and make the DUMBEST fouls


Do I...buy one of the LE MDZS bjds from my friend...? She's willing to do a layaway, but they're still so expensive so I'd only be able to get 1...do I get LWJ or WWX? Im leaning more towards LWJ honestly.


Ion care If the whole room against me. Imma stand on how I feel


My credit cards have no limit while on vacation


i needa stop playing and start part 4 already


I want to do give away. Reply with your account number. Only replies please no quotes


Currently seeing bbq mountain boys take rawon broth pouring into smoke brisket, bringing it to another level


Devastated, back in work tomorrow after 5 weeks off. Work have cut my furlough short, how the hell am I getting out of bed at 5am tomorrow


Should I send the text “You want arroz con Toto?”


mom bringing me boba i feel


If drugs/alcohol/food/sex, work/shopping/gambling/exercise is my problem then how is more of these the solution? Yet in this country, when guns are the problem, the only answer is more guns. Someone help me understand this


The audacity that some ppl have just amazes me


don’t compare me to these bitches that ain’t got a set of goals


I was Citizen # 4 in the play.


i was enchanted to meet u


The sky is very pretty rn, all snap chat stories are warranted


My nephew going be sooo bad


it’s hard to let me go.. i know i’d mute me too


I remember walkin mill rd at night listening to TRAPSOUL at 4 inna morning all the time in 2015


I missed all my patients I guess That’s the only reason I’m happy to be back


my transition game is still


If your first message Isn’t you asking for my payment methods, I am NOT responding.


#Always remember. The good you do for women don't last long in their memory. When it's pay back time, they'll justify their actions with the bad things you did.


I’ve seen like 5 tweets about matcha I think that’s a sign for me to go get sum


Predict LaMelo’s statline for tonight’s game


I think there’s a bunny family under my porch


We’re damn near at war and absolutely no one is talking about it


/ i think more ppl should join avatar rp


i just reciprocate the energy you give off so if you don’t like it then me vale verga


i hate feeling used in friendships like why do you only hit my phone for a favor


Walked into a bank today… and all I could hear was fucking Christmas music! Like excuse me what the actual hell? It’s not even December yet.


I deserve nice things I wanna live luxuriously so I’ll do it all


The stop lights are out at a major intersection right before Midway Airport. There are no police officers directing traffic. Just all of us trying not to kill each other. I guess that’s what happens when your mayor puts all city’s resources towards protecting downtown


Insane that I might actually be moving to LA for a little mental break


Last week we had peach cobbler. This week we have banana pudding. Both homemade


Soo who’s noti gang ?


Not bri saying “hey fatty” to me @ the gym and an actual fat girl looking and mugging her


Cum is a bad day


i just hate getting my hair done and not going enough places


Just realized last new years I had that weird illness a lot of people had that they just couldn't shift that wasnt just the flu (corona) and this year I have tonsillitis...2020 was a kick in the balls from the beginning to the end


I am off work tomorrow & Thursday. Do I wanna partake in $2 Tuesday somewhere?


Im so conflicted


Whats up, You are so great and amazing!!! This month is your time~ I Love you Lots~


literally whos creator code do i use?


So I was gonna get the iPhone 12 cause storage...but the iPhone 11 has 256 gb for the same price. Not sure if there’s a difference between the two phones


I don't never wanna lose wanna my babies I know I'll crash out


i’m helping at another store tonight bc they needed a manager to close and i feel like an imposter helping their customers i wanna go home


Oh. My God. I cannot deal with this girl in here moaning & breathing all heavy every time she does a rep


Was I the only one who expected more from asking alexandrias new album?


#GH Okay I'm just gonna say it. I like Mike more than Sonny. He smiles more and we get to see @MauriceBenard 's dimples.


caught the @user fever


Never wearing my Nike shoes to work AGAIN. My feet hurt like a mother fucker


im gonna write a fic.. i will.. just gotta figure out a plot first


Wow @user I didn’t know you had all these feelings bottled up, you should come on the show we could talk about it.


Odorizzi wants that $1M


lord conde... i am looking


It’s really disappointing watching @ChampionsLeague football on @paramountplus and not being able to see scores for the other matches. Guess they want me to go to @espn to check scores


kali the next main pop girl


I tell my co workers it’s ok to not be ok because of they’re not ok that means more overtime for me


Just watched some nostalgia Christmas programme and it showed a tin of Quality Street from the late 70s and it weighed 2.6kg. The “tin” we have here now is 650g


Hey there, friends! Tomorrow at 7PM EEST will be Serious Sam 4 co-op time on stream! If you are interested, you're more than welcome I won't announce each live stream here anymore, if you want to be notified, you can join Discord. Thank you for the amazing support of today


Just got cool wit the swipers where the pieces


I don’t know why but... The Tiger Woods Fox News coverage is reminding me of the old OJ Simpson car chase news coverage.


We are in a recession my family is getting hugs and kisses for Christmas


Incredible lightning storm happening approx 50 miles from our house right now and looking like something out of Independence Day. And it’s eerily silent. A storm has never unnerved me before...


trying to fight a market backed by the unlimited money from the fed and zero accountability from anyone


Happy 22/02/2022 y’all


a real how girl no how to keep a nigga heated


gues what. im gay


My eye is about to piss me off


Honestly, I hate myself for even wanting to watch the Kardashian show but that fight scene got me


the on the rocks cocktails are pretty damn good


Back against da wall what do you hold on to


expose tweet: @user wall is dusty


Gbe mi trabaye, make you no Dey Shalaye


A friend called francis enfa bi da


Just realized I put a package in the mail and probably should have taped it to secure it. Let's hope it arrives in one piece


i was too sleepy and occupied last night but doie's story omg.....my #햇빛즈


k i love this layout but its christmas so.... its gonna have to change


Can anyone in Japan see MSNBC’s live feed? CNN’s seems to be region-blocked.


welcome to teuland for the new teumes today and for the new ones treasure will get with their performance tmr


I'm fine, I'm just not happy


Above all else , guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it


i love being held around my waist


Check out my youtube channel SPACE ZEKRIKI


I know we really shouldn't resort to appearance based insults, but I reckon the new front bench is going to be even more hideous than the last


Mocha & Espresso always and always the best best best drink ever for me


gonna see shang chi tonight


think I wanna see multiverse of madness a 3rd time or is that too much?


Tryna figure out how I want my hair for Saturday


Their Keeper has saved that surely!?!?!


I might need to open a commission or two just for this Mario stuff


The heavens if you are listening, please help him...


All these defensive mechanics yet most of the people I play don't want to use the most fundamental one, blocking


If you see driving around eating crazy bread mind yo bidness


Salsa counts as vegetables


I have a PT test tomorrow


On th low - burna boy


Never been so happy to leave a gc on whatsapp


where do i get the banana dick necklace for 4€


Say what you want about me, you didn't make me and you DAMN sure can't break me.


hey you yes you do you want to be cool if so follow @sunnydelight


I love a female that work and get her own pape y’all be the lit ones


I'll try again next spring break


not people being mad at me because i’m right


Hopefully my brother at least will go with us , got that big ole 2fl suite for nothing


Literally was Hand picked for me by god


Call me sonic forces the way I'm painfully average


I love being invited to parties


nobody cares right, but i literally predicted stacey solomon would give birth on her birthday


im going drink & watch tv all day today .. peaceful


I hate a liar. Stop tryna make yourself look good


If I have another wedding my theme def going to be dark green. And it will be in the fall


My lady friend at work says “no offense but for a skinny girl you have a lil belly on you”...I appreciate the fact that she realized the uniform is an obvious illusion and I do love to eat!


If I can’t even know the value of you’re years , then am the one not worth crying for...... Baby please smile


I inherited my dads pots and boiler that he used to use for seafood boils so y’all know what that means


It really pisses me off when people say they gone do something & they DON’T


I think I’m finally ready to sell some of my sneakers


Goodnight findom, Coffee & breakfast send as I’m asleep. Love a little silent send by my good mutts


i fear the ptx fandom drama evolved since i last checked twt & i no longer have any idea whats going on


Every time I buy a brown lip liner I lose it the same day it never fails


Are Ajax fans singing Bob Marley dont worry ?


All that freaky talk queen be doing and Clarence be ignoring... it ain’t like that at all


ok guys which lymphocyte do you prefer


Watching @user play animal crossing is so wholesome lmao


We’ve robbed Luton massively tonight.......like ‘85 all over again


keep schools closed. i don’t miss busses making me late to work


last time i did a love spell my then boyfriend (who id been with about 2 weeks at this point) told me he loved me the next day.


Son he ate my fav donut ..The crumb one


got a new trench coat


They want me to plan 5 parties on top of my own


I wana give my man a personal dance to ‘dance for you’ at our reception


The second day in a row @msnbc freezes at the same time during @DeadlineWH


Spot on comparison by @user comparing college dorms to cruise ships on @user


I get all these Nikes free cuz I’m knocking the clerk off


Had a super healthy afternoon snack and ruined it by shoving 2 Java chips Oreos in my mouth right after cause


Man I keep a trick up my sleeves


Can’t wait to tear up this Wawa pretzel and ice cream for dessert


Last week I was in atl for a staycation, hotel and everything paid for just for me to relax. Flew in to atl this morning flying out now. And I still didn’t even buy this tix. Honestly love being a Princess


How r u gonna...


Sending my auto billers a free something again tonight


Whew, I wasn’t looking for Tia there nah


Hummus is so good


Making some homemade body scrubs


I'm still shocked that my boyfriends coming to move in with me till we go on our wedding circuit in the fall. I've never temporary lived with my partner, ever. But we just did a month stay together in California so, we ready! Can't wait for everyone to meet him


PUP CUTIE FOR MY BEBE GHORL @user


Working in a mf doctor office is not fun at alllll


I wish Kamala Harris’s mother was alive to see this. Hell, I wish my own mother was alive to see this.


I fell in the fuckin shower now i have a bruise on my leg


Pacers running away with this shit


I ain’t got time to explain anything


I want sphatlho for breakfast


Deleted that tweet because it revealed my maiden name


The state with the governor (Michigan) they instituted the most radical lock down orders has the 3rd highest # of deaths. Maybe she should have let the folks take boat rides and plant grass seed.


Mentally planning my dissertation and I'm already contradicting my own argument. I haven't even done any research. This will go well


not my $300 moldavite free form ring falling OUT OF THE FREE FORM LOL!! guess i didn’t need it anymore but


Writing code to keep everything up to date is usually more difficult than writing the actual program


I got a date Friday


I wish I had some silence right now


i had a math test today, i’ll see how i did tomorrow


I want to quit this job so fucking badly, but being a mom without a job would make me feel even more worse


Perfect day for this lasagna soup


lost 25k today


I’ve just learned we’re currently in the Waxing Gibbous Moon phase. Who knew!


but srsly I’ll be ok if fed announces his retirement soon. ur girl is ready


not my coworkers continuously being racist


I made the best olive oil dip… it is so good!


climate change is so worrisome .-. and no one cares bc we’ll be the ones witnessing it’s effects


Ion wanna live by the pool no more. These people don’t have no home training. Go do some mf work.


just finished meeting my fellow @user newbies via zoom!! can’t wait to meet you all in person and begin training with you!


i was at trader joe’s and i felt like treating myself to sweets so i bought lots of ice cream and some drinks and the cashier was like ‘have fun at your party!’


hearing shit you don't want to, especially you know you're abt to spiral into a depressive episode


Mila's mouth starting to get too slick!


voy a sacar follows


Need a team to grind ranked with this split


Mugees is actually something, the way he does his voice chale.


Les Daft Punk sur Twitch ?


monday is a holiday


My grown woman job might be on the way


i hope kim jung un dies


do u workout in ur hotel room when you're on vacay or we are just crazy


Honestly don’t know why ppl trippin off Covid like life before was any better


cuddles and kisses with my crush ehe


This why I gtf


That's def going into the mista comfort stream folder like it just has to he's so cute and cuddle and soft


I keep trying to touch my laptop screen. But my new one is not a touch screen.


#np Bruno Mars- Leave The Door Open


I will never end my personal struggle w blonde hair vs black hair bc I look so good in both


im fucking tired man of everything


Yasis I've had it up to here with this fkn cleaning of this flatlet holy sh!T people can be so messy and f@ck sh!t up so much that's not even theirs and who is always, ALWAYS the one to have to fix or sort it out in the end?!! I can't wait to get everything done and gtfo


Bucks amassando


Guys it’s my birth month


I rather let a nigga know I’m single before I cheat on anybody cause that Karma shìt can be a real bitch


Delighted to get my Level 2 signed off, long time coming with the lockdowns but got there in the end. Onwards and upwards, hopefully UEFA B next.


i love tina


i’m so broke it’s not even funny


Anybody sitting on the bid buying $LTNC is a moron. Hit the ask and watch it


hi i miss junhee


Texans finally make it past the 2nd round this upcoming season


Ok now, why Will from Stranger Things had to be born in March 22nd? Like me


I’m ready for a new year with new blessings


i just can't describe how much i love the smell of cigarettes


They got the Duke.


what do you mean we’re getting the new album and i’m seeing him in ten days? what


Probably shouldnt have traded today. Too busy to pay attention


Lately I been heartless


Wales lost. It’s all down to Brexit. Scotland didn’t even get there. That’s underfunding from Whitehall.


Working on two Serverless talks for next week. What questions or uncertainties do you have around Serverless?


More and more women are entering the NFT space each and every day. We’re here to welcome them with open arms + stand by them as they crush their goals one day at a time


LRT...Can his gf fight? YHO


I GOT A BOOK COMING !


ADEMOLA I LOVE YOU


No jack, me need some sea water


I’d be happy every day getting my dick sucked


i miss papadel


We might actually win the World Cup


happy 4:20 besties


Remain positive and let shit go !!! Come on OG’s with the Gems


Usually when I’m in this mood I just go drive my truck…. Except now I can’t go drive my truck…


i dont feel like studying for my next 2 tests bc of how bad i probably did on this test but then if i dont study it'll be worse


Christ sake


Shout out to @user for being literally the sweetest most wholesome company Love yall over there


For you film buffs out there I've just watched "The Captain" (Der Hauptmann). Brilliant - a bit dark in places - and some of the best closing titles I've ever seen! German with English subtitles but well worth a watch, especially if you're into WWII...and based on a true story


This City side are an absolute joke


i’m so happy they’re gonna be back on the road soon


I think I have covid and classes start tomorrow


time to choose my birthday presents


Tengo un love/hate relationship con mi teeth gap


My phone always on DND now. Y’all don’t be wanting shit


Lemon cake today if I can find flour


The miz doesn't need the briefcase


One More Hr Today Has Been Real


all my recent gifs and drafts were deleted


Yal cant be getting your hair done just because on these prices.


These high gas prices are bad enough and they have the nerve to add insult to injury by watering it down


Bruh really said St. Pete the best city in Florida. This quarantine got y'all sick in the head


It’s only 106 in pecos


So nag abuse lugar kos imo? I don’t understand ur mindset oyyyy


oh & pretty girl privilege is a real thinggggggg


Okay this lonely shit ain’t that know more


Re-potting my fiddle leaf fig. Thoughts and prayers appreciated during this uncertain time


Guess whattttt, im late for work


yo this sabrina carpenter bitch fine af


Can i slut you out nd return you to yo boyfriend


I wish I had a someone here to kiss away my anxiety


after falling down the deep hole of lesbian tik toks i have decided i am no longer a lesbian


i just wanna stay hidden when i need a haircut


Fooome!!!!


breakfast for dinner is a winner everytime


I can't wait for this mini get away this weekend


That was a cute ass birthday


Lord it’s a struggle tryna keep everyone happy so I’m just going to stop giving affff


I miss my dnd group can someone invite me to theirs


NBA mishandling all of this


Since no one interacts with me I’m gonna take more pictures


i have an old woojin pc that i got as a freebie a looooong time ago, comment who/what i should paint over it


Ok but i look sooo hot today


omaha weather so annoying i just had on shorts yesterday now i’m wearing my uggs make it make sense


Bassfest will definitely be seeing me again this year with that lineup


My nail girl was putting the tow separators on and I said “damn that’s a tight fit” got quiet then said “that’s what he said” she lifted her head and said “I got it. This time I got it” I’m fucking dead


I wanna give myself bangs


Spoilers tomorrow


#ExposeCNN already Trending #1


Seems every actor/ess has acted in SVU!! Nice to see some of them before they became famous


I love wine a little too much


Norwood lucky there.


You get what’s left of me, cause she got the best of me


you know what thank God


I love breaking my knee at work and still having to go in


I can't wait to change my legal name officially because one of the reasons I've never liked it is because of the way it sounds when my parents nag/yell at me with it.


Hi December more blessings pa


I have got to stop bingeing shows the day they come out bc now im sitting here crying and have to possibly wait more than a year for the next season... IF they renew it.


oneshotjohn never disappoints me


I’m back like a phoenix from the ashes


Let Me Find My Niece A Name.


This car drives too smooth for me before I know I’m doing 80 in a 40


Too early to skin up?? Nah probably not


My baby only been gone an hour and I’m so bored without him


Most art upgrades are terrible IF they don’t incorporate the communities opinion correctly.. Look at this collection that I think did a really good job with their upgrades


Well Taylor Swift is a hypocrite


Dear @Twitter I hope that one day I will be able to send and receive voice notes on this app


Normalize letting Accounting know when you make changes that affect accounting


lol i asked for pineapple on my poke bowl and they gave me 2 cubes


I think ima get cute today and shoot


With the right knowledge, you can defend and affirm your identity without fear, regardless of prejudice. Our weakness is that majority have no affirmative response to oppressive circumstances.


Make my day and MoneyGram me 20$


pretty sure i got the job i wanted, and now have to quit my severely understaffed job, im scared


cause that shit’s embarrassing, you were my everything and all that you did was make me fucking sad ....


I intersted social work


I wasn’t driving during my first pregnancy. But this pregnancy wayyy different, i be so fckn scared to drive ppl don’t know how to drive


"We get high on books" -@DekoningCase


Men are also tired of broke girls, just saying


2023 goal is to have bigger tiddies thicc thighs n ahh lil waist


Fuck any judge nigga.


Happy Birthday @user I hope you had an amazing day. You're fab


I was just thinking how lovely it would be to #visit some Asian countries in the near future and #NorthKorea is now teasing #Japan with weaponized destruction, sounds like someone is going mad. WTF?!?


Anyone can be anyting


Thursday nights belong to me & my cousin watching AHS


"wade in the water" My current mood


Why tf i end up do this to myself man I'm so done with myself istg


friends? text? we can ft and all.


narcissists killsssss me everytimeee


Well @KamalaHarris after all huh? I guess it's cool to be the VP for someone you called a racist. #Morals until opportunity knocks.


god please give me the will not to eat when i get home from work


I believe the hypnotists behind this mass hypnosis have triggered something in the cult. This a level of crazy o was not expecting. Doxing people and now mapping and tracking donars down?!? These nutters are certifiably insane. They walk among us.


I tried to level up on fancafe I failed


Who needs company for the next 3 days?


encontre en yt un video lyric de tolerate it con lady bird


Two short weeks until I start my next chapter, beginning with 3 months in San Francisco


Man.... Im so so excited for Rem now... I mean... That figure looks unbelievable it could wipe the floor with the others. And for that price it better!!! I hope it ships tn


sunki selca when


I just finished #SchittsCreek, currently watching Dawson's Creek, anyone know of any other shows with creek in the title?


Guys my onlyfans is only $6


Feeling like you met the right person at the wrong time is the worst feeling in life.


Despite prison rules on Mbappe inside the penalty box we cash in France +175