You know when a writer manages to write porn without it getting censored or locked by jjwxc bc the specific words she used is so subtle? Ch 68 a win


so i was suppose to try out for my schools dance team and i forgot and i might miss out on tryouts pls pray for me


It’s okay for everything NOT to be labeled a “dupe”


This pussy is a safe place


A short horrible story - I lost my AirPods and now I am using wired earphones


That shirt is awful


Wait do people actually play with there controllers on top of there desk? surely not?


I wish Liz lived with me


Can I roll a wood in these nails I wonder


Today is Saturday, Kitty and I went to Meet Fresh. We had peach black tea and it was really really really nice


Make limit downs great again


2500 badge in Apex last night. Got my 2000 badge the night before. What a week


How can I find out someones birthchart without asking them directly


That little "awww" feeling when someone waits up for you just to wish you a job well done after a long, exhausting day.


If Boris closes unis in tier 5 and ruins our final year too, I’m personally gonna go egg 10 Downing St


cannot tell if this mf is trynna be mean abt the mask I made for college,,, I'm aware it's shit that was the point of posting it


Only 3 followers away from 150 on twitch! And we have a Big announcement tomorrow morning


Nah my memory is even worse when im high … nd i been high for like 15 years lmao


I didn’t get coffee or wear my watch today. Just been moving things and realizing I hate all this shit


I go through phases of tweeting but this day needs one, so in summary of the day: #ESL can fuck itself and looks like it is doing so. The American judicial system came to a correct fucking decision with #GeorgeFloydverdict! And #CAFC won 6-0. Happy days!


I don’t like this way my business page looks but I don’t wanna lose my likes and comments


Bruno Major songs vibe


i’ll forever regret selling my one night only ticket


Gave in and bought my Prada bag


Today was perf, I’m so blessed


I woke up so it's time to stream never let me go trailer


Sending love and extra energy to those in need. I hope you have a wonderful last day of the month.


I hear that @thismorning have got a brand new competition this week where illegal immigrants can win a holiday to Rwanda.


you think you can hurt my feelings? I live with 3 men


NO 10MM IS THE WAVE


when they go on a “break” again he gonna come running back again and i won’t be here for it


Shawty!! Say what’s yo price


by go home and watch coco


Tuesday was shit. Wednesday is looking to be much the same


Finally got the chance to cop some turk big ups @user


can’t wait to boil these red hot links when i get off


Damn all the zoo light tickets sold tf out


My Galvctic brothers always keep me pushing that’s the


the cockpit is litetally infront pf me


You hoes don’t like me idk for what reason but idgaf I still make money everyday and still sleep GREAT every night


i got her the cutest shoes tho and i can’t wait until she get big enough to wear them


Woh cute hai prr mera hai thank you


I hired a personal trainer, y’all. I’m so nervous..


I asked for warm weather. Now it’s HOT


19,764 steps for today


Theres so much I wanna say but nah


The government would never want to hurt me


we all know one friend that loves off polo g


How the fuck does one AirPod die faster than the other? Like wuuut


Next time I’m out. I’m shooting my shot


My favourite couple on #LoveIslandUSA is Will and Andre


The way Kwame brown trippen he might come for me next


The CDC just announced I need my ass ate


When it comes to a niggah , aaaaaaaahhhhhhh DONT ever try & be FUNNY


Ryan Day leaves 5 star reviews for apartments in Midtown that he toured but didn’t live at


"To be drunk on love is ecstacy, yet to REMEMBER one is drunk, is the vital key"- LOVE


Someone buy me peonies


"@sama_on_point: @user The Tunisians did their assignment on our team, and they executed it perfectly. Our bench lacked the technical ability to adjust. Na one way traffic be our approach.


I love getting to talk about @user and his power gaming glove again Can you make your own branded one because I want one if they can make me do the rediculous shit you do


men @ the gym are atrocious


i do love that Mikes insta story comes up as proven to be missing context. just proves that he’s talking out his ass


don't gossip around me, i'll genuinely smack whoever if your not willing to help and pray for them get your demon ass on.


I just wanna say that Changmo had his first win today when Anita kinda confirmed she likes him


IM TIRED OF DRINKING


Your bitch big mad cus her place up for grabs


I undress as soon as I hit the door....I hate clothes


Upidstay itchbay


Let's make a movie an watch it together


They have Obey me


Lets get @user to 250 followers in a week


Love Jess in love island, says it how it is. Oh and Paige, doesn’t get involved in any dramas just chills doing her own thing


00.00 @user love u so much, take care


y’all know water helps with ya bad breath right ? start drinking it .


Do people still talk about Brexit? We do, and so does the UK Government. Read @user piece for #TradeTuesday on the government's latest publication about the opportunities to arise from Brexit and how businesses can get involved


Shit been getting real weird lately I just play my part


super sensitive ng joby oki. please be nice


I know nobody cares about my opinions (as they shouldn’t) but DECISION TO LEAVE is the best picture of last year foreign and domestic


They boo'n my Dodgers


Stimmy stimmy stimmyyy , can’t u see ? That 2000 dollars just hypnotized me


I was initially disappointed and sad, but I checked their website and I think their season goes from October to April, so they don't really overlap unless team goes deep in playoffs. Great for her! Also, it's Italy. So, food


and you say, hi, like you just met me


Tooth gems and All American with Mr. Ranks tonight


3 more days until Money Heist returns and I can’t wait


I Need That Move To Cali Bag


Bruuuuuuh this video is about to be a straight banger


Ol’ head said “You can’t be nonchalant with trust issues, your heart won’t ever let real luv through.” Bruh….


I love when random people are complimenting my looks, telling me how pretty I am, then end the conversation telling me how beautiful my aura is .. ahhh top tier


U stay on my mind


Mirrors has 60m+ streams on Spotify finally. We did that


Aww he's off to school again


Learnt my lesson this morning.


Watching a 30 min porn clip and seeing how long I can last without touching myself


Its only Tuesday and i feel like ive worked 7days already


what twitter should be doing, is giving us the option to delete other people’s responses under our tweets.


I’m considering being a time traveler


can i pls just have the will to finish these assignments DAMN


My role model is on twitter now.. @user welcome brother.


Finally twt crop is gone


I'm sure @Barber_Edward_ has seen the changes in @maymayentrata07 the chaos in the MayWaed fandom, the sudden increase of bashings he gets everytime. PERO BAKIT HINDI PA RIN NIYA MA-CLARIFY DENY THE CONDO ISSUE when he knows thats the main reason of all these.


So many characters on the #GBBO this year. Loving it. Tuesday night done right


i’m such a mess right now i can’t imagine what i’m gonna be like when i’m at the concert


my anxiety be thru the roof every time I’m inside a car wash


Fleets ziko na blue circle ya close friends


Chaaaaale!!


I’m so excited to go for my run after work it’s such a beautiful day down at the beach


in desperate need of an adventure partner. all my closest pals have moved away or found their own adventure pal


treasure caught lurking here on twt


King von would be so big right now happy birthday


everytime I’m up I gotta take 10 steps back


some of y'all actually have the energy to leave your beds? weird


Cole at 60 pitches in the 2nd?


Vale vale vale pero is it asexuality or just trauma


Lowkey want another mustang and to boost it. But also want to try something new.


Bout to watch dark tomorrow


I did not know the Migos were related


My niece sounds like she’s pushing out a child when she’s pooping


We SLAUGHTERED Chinese Har Har MAHADEV


Someone somewhere is writing a list or the folks they will cut off in 2022


Idk why I feel like I have everything taken care of when I haven’t done anything


Dont play with me kus u AINT gunna like how i play back , TRUST


Doctor man confessed his love


I love me and mark relationship


I like having her around with all that ass


When it’s your momma birthday coming up. She got me cooking oxtails,potatoes,green beans and sausage. Anything for her!!!


vienna sausage


I WONDER IF WE GONNA SURVIVE MUNICH HONESTLY BUT A DRAW PERHAPS THAN AN L WILL DO.


Wish my brain would just switch off for 5 mins


Can the fans sing ' FUCK OFF MIKE DEAN '


Y did they change ZONE I'm sad


wonder if my sister making tacos


Anyways goodnight sha, up in 5 hours to catch a flight back to toxic UK. Thanks for settling me back into reality earlier than necessary


So does adding .eth to my handle or saying “F$CK it sending .5ETH to 3 random people who follow and retweet” all it takes to make some friends on here?


BU accepting me & then not giving enough aid makes me look a fucking clown.


They didn't have stickers at my vote location.


Blasted by Frank Ocean What a time


Tarde de play


Your words feel like the soft breeze of the wind


Damn powder donuts taste so good


ghost na to


I wish a bitch would ask me for sum money


So #StayAtHome Did some cleaning, emailed family around country, watched 2 episodes of The Mandalorian (all they have on the uk mouse channel). #Minecraft and maybe Clone Wars this evening. More cleaning for tomorrow don't want to peak too early


donated $5 to matt and $5 to macsen omg chandler BETTER forward that money


All you niggas BETTER vote that’s all I know


My Liam Payne era ends in 4 days


mane i just did some baked fish and sautéed broccoli w/ shrimp , that shit was soooo good


I'm about to take a wonderful nap


Super PAUSE how in DYCKMAN There is a Seaman Ave and Cummings St


I wish I could say if I called my dad rn to help me clean my shed he would drop everything and come help me I envy that girl


I’m switching my profile


Got my first real “WIN” as a manger today! Me: 1 Scrum Masters: 0


guys im not active & dont look at my notifs so if you need someone to tag in giveaways or w/e tag me!! i dont mind


I do not like the talking stage.


3 years ago today, Meek Mill released his album ‘Championships’


Lmfao lit


Swear I’m allergic to something, I keep sneezing more and more


I may not be dababy, but I could be your baby


Cookouts every weekend are now a tradition except the fact we almost burnt down the dorms


Blue faux locs


Relax don’t celebrate now. VAR might just take it away again


ctm, que hermoso suena sobbing in cabo en slowed.


Work fuckin sucked today, ima need a beer or 10


I saw my country play in a World Cup so I’m happy!!


What is your score prediction for Chelsea vs Athletico Madrid in today's UEFA Champions League Round 16 tie? I will send someone airtime after the game.


Watching Terry Griffiths v Cliff Thorburn on Eurosport. More follows in December


Finally tried the Popeyes chicken sandwich and the verdict is: Chick-fil-A’s is still best


Y’all call African spirituality, hoodoo, voodoo & Santeria evil but will fix your mouth to say you are covered in the blood of Jesus . How that work


Ask Tommy Hilfiger it out


Started with an influencer and added fitness without changing an to a and well now I had to delete the whole tweet


NEW parent teacher conference challenge: make a couple nontraditional conference times outside of the conference hours, like a Saturday or 7pm. I sent out calendar invites early in anticipation of PTC‘s next week (my list always too full), and I’ve had about 7 families sign up!


Timmyyyy Stuetzle #88 Alex Trebek announcing it. That was amazing! There goes the Sens budget tho


manifesting tr*mp 1946–2020


11 k de tweets


The leaders of Nigeria fear Allah since b4 the day that u will regret and it is of no use at that moment.


F them snapchat memories


I have a date at the art museum tomorrow


Redb*bble is having a blast taking down my designs


There’s this hot British guy in one of my classes but idk how to tell him that he’s cute


Cobham causing the problems


Haven’t had any energy to get ready


Please tell me they have beer in the #NHLBubble because the whole @BlueJacketsNHL team deserves one


I love what the @BuffaloBills did today .. Let's go


A date but you just follow me around the gym and take videos of my workouts from all the right angles.


Sees people falling for a fake tweet.


I finally have a twt banner! and I'm obsessed. custom made. with effort & love <3


Don't miss the Train, it won't be around forever! $CHOO @user #Soon


Spinning out c'est une tuerie


I live across from a cow pasture & rarely go anywhere. I have enough clothes. I am fighting consumerism, esp the holiday sales. I have bought two pairs of lined leggings for warmth, three pairs of wool- blend socks,and some scrunchies. I don't need anything else. Right?


Son you know why you the greatest alive? Because you came outta my baIIs


to vendo it


my hobbies include stalking my friends spotify activity to find bed and socially acceptable music


I badly wanna change my phone number but ke umsebenzi


Haaland to Manchester City. Soon


renstagram ... i really wish you'll come true someday


I have 0 motivation today


COVID getting real old


MY MAIN TAKE AWAY FROM #JokerMovie IZ THAT YOU CAN MAKE AWESOME SHIT WITHOUT CGI ..THE BIG CGI SHOT OF ARKHAM IN THE MOVIE LOOKS LIKE CRAP COMPARED TO THE WHOLE MOVIE..ALSO IF YOU WERE A KID GROWING UP IN NYC IN THE 70z/80z THE ART DIRECTION AND SETS ARE SUPER FUCKING ON POINT


That video was really taken with no filter and no makeup….I’m really that girl


I need somewhere to get some good bundles for. I ain’t bought no hair in so long


Ion get how mfs be mad cause they have to watch their OWN KIDS


Taysom getting bullied into being the TE he should’ve always been now that Sean gone


Yelp starting to suggest food to my fatass


i miss the deep talks cant lie


I said it smell like 10 cats just shat themselves to oomcws and he said "it was that lady that just passed through here"... i


Sat*n really thought people forgot.


Wild kids are already going back to school and they will finish in May of next year


I can’t stop shoppin shit gettin outta hand


Implementing the availability to wear shorts at work has been the 2nd best thing right after the new M-TH work week


I love watching basketball so much


I am a slut for a mcchicken


when I was younger, I wanted a tramp stamp then my parents tried to make me believe it was un-lady like but now I think it’s time I get one


Y’all really give little dick energy a lot


I can’t believe myself. I looooove it though


Ames not being here for my fete really doesn’t sit right with me


Went to take a storm time lapse, and my dslr completely fogged up.


Teaching interns Data Snipper/Excel, Power Bi, & Alteryx and then giving them an opportunity to help build something a team can actually use. Plus other Data Analytic skills. Be the person you wish you had


Some girls don have chest but they have a good heart..this tweet is not about good heart.


If only i had a gist partner


On my death bed I told my fiancé “I would never let satan take control over me again!” Well lately satan has been trying me, testing me! I could feel him! Sometimes let’s say family ain’t family. They toxic, they can carry demons! My family is that family! Select few aren’t!!


I’m not gone wake up until Thursday


good night everyone, i really hope that from now on i will finally be left alone on this app, i'm sick of going to sleep feeling like an absolute garbage


Instead of laying down decided to be responsible


okay friends help pls, what do i do


Don’t think tm on it


I know it’s not until November but I need to get my anime nyc cosplay together. My hair is gonna be green


girl i matched with on tinder today is in the pub


ITS MY BESTIES BDAY BITCHESSS


watching rosh and train send 30 plinko balls down hurts when i know it could pay my house off


It's time to switch my location to Nigeria on Spotify


I’m not gay straight or bi I’m a SEX ADDICT


Last nights 76 outing was one for the books, we got so drunk and it was a great time


When I have nothing going on deliveries come on time but when I have to travel they want to delay


I have two pothos right now that are sprouting new leaves


MISS RONA AINT LEFT YET SO STAY YA ASS AT HOME!


if ur playing uno and ur not worried about everybody putting down draw 2s when u dont have any and you having to draw like 12 cards whats the point


"Don’t be concerned about the outward beauty of fancy hairstyles, expensive jewelry, or beautiful clothes. You should clothe yourselves instead with the beauty that comes from within, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is so precious to God." 1 Peter 3:3-4


lauren guess who's doing a shit


Imagine Steph gets the warriors in the playoffs 16 games behind the 8 seed


yo how about youngmin and eunsang duo group


Random Poll: Would you swim into the deep ocean for 3 billion dollars?


Slippers count , that one mistake can cost you everything


I want to catch up to watching anime as many as I can, but I'm just too lazy sometimes...


I think this weekend is a dress up & take pics type of weekend


Advance Merry Christmas everyone


Said some shit I can’t take back & it’s really fwm


i have an interview at another school and the thought of telling my principal that i might be leaving makes me want to


i’ve never wanted to get out of my own head / body so fucking bad before man i hate myself so much. someone needs come run me over before i do it myself .


Np: Video Games - Lana del Rey


I’m tryna find my girl a man.. but I want him to be perfect lol none of the guys i know is a good candidate


I’m wearing my steady hands cardigans for the other 3 days of Megacon.Let’s hope I don’t have a heat stoke


wanna try hard to play me? Trust me, u only toys for me


as it hasnt been at the same day same time since september


Eubank Benn is gona be fucking huge. Pray to god I get tickets


Final episode of #ThisIsGoingToHurt the book was absolutely brilliant and so has the TV series


We look forward to games so much and then sit frustrated for 2 hours


anyyyyyyyy time my instincts be like “oh, yea he like mon” God confirms it… lol


Are you fucking kidding me , why is AT&T’s service so shitty


I've went 2 whole days without cigarettes, I'm very hopeful I can quit again


lrt One of the 3 random shinies I've found is Starly


“I’ll build a team everybody would be scared of playing against fc” don Chop another L. The beginning of the downfall of chelsea


If you ain’t obsessed with me like durk is with India .. you can gone head


i scheduled my drivers test i’m scared


May the best election bribe win


Itzy Japan single ate asf can’t wait for the full album


stupid internet connection is slow af and won't let me watch cm


Ordering shopping from @TescoIrl for delivery nearly broke my heart because it took me ages but the efficiency of the delivery along with the friendliness and patience of Terry, the delivery guy, made it so worthwhile. Will definitely order again soon! Thanks guys !


So I got the job at the airport here :). I'll be working full time for the first time ever with good pay. I'm so excited


Getting back into skateboarding is the best thing I’ve done for me in a while, that shits my shit dawg


I want to lead @bbcmtd news with win for #WBA My producer @user won't let me


I'll never understand hoes who get surgery then go to the gym like wyd sis


my baby enjoyed her birthday


Imagine being a stew on Below Deck


Huh ronnie rennie's to.night is so short


I would hold a cruise


Good morning! I am this close to going to a net café so I can play the new apex season


Well done @MarcusRashford decent bloke for a Manc


A million dollars ain’t nothing . That’s like lunch money in today’s world .. I’ll still take it though


Not you being all in the mixxxxx!


Been on the road for an hour and some change just to not make it to the gym


In 2022 I pray y’all stop taking pictures with other people cars


i might buy the shoes i want today


It already flicked off and back on...


TMI I mustve did something wrong because after I took a shit the inside of my rectum had sharp pains


I have so much to watch that I dont


What couple scene pack would you guys like next from me to give @user to post?


i have made the executive decision that i will be going back to school AFTER the cruise im supposed to be going on in april. if the cruise gets cancelled then i shall go to school next semester


I’m in love with my townhouse


I hope when they make the Mexican Gothic series “Francis” is cute b/c I developed a crush on him just by reading the book Lmfao


I want some nuways so bad


I loved spring break but I have to admit…I missed my kids


Drinking another milkshake rn


I AM SO EXCITED FOR IT AND I HOPE IT DOESN’T GET RUINED.


Jared cooks every night AND cleans the dishes afterwards. How’d i get so lucky


FatimaIsPink


Update my hair still isn’t done


Gotta hour and some change left ! Ready to knock this shit out & go home


That moment when you are passing by the church and you hear the pastor saying "Right now the devil is passing


Assuming the Salisbury plain fires have spread given the flurry of helicopter activity overhead and the faint smell of smoke in the air


Tf is happening on Georges stream


My dog looks so old I miss her


Shit. People fucking with “Pitori Funk”. I think we have something.


$APTOS will not survive


rewatching emma


My therapist shared music with me


Thankful I never had a unemployment card in my life


Ya wanted Gucci, then paid Gucci prices. Now demanding Walmart prices.


brother just hit himself in the head with a yo-yo


Had a tremendous work out today I fuck around clock out


Ain’t wat yet today...but a worked out and made money


Damn not LaMelo


Passport appointment set


2 games in the Optibet Hokeja Liga tomorrow! HK Zemgale/LLU (3) - Mogo/LSPA (1) @ 19:30 Airwell Energija (6) - DLSS/Dinaburga (9) @ 19:30 Could we see Mogo's record-breaking win streak be stopped?


Morning! Goin back to kl and bye melaka see you soon


I didn’t listen to music all day today, I’m proud of myself


Honestly, low key I still wait for your text knowing damn well you ain't never gonna text back.


My train to Glasgow was late on Saturday to go see Lisa, so I submitted a Delay Refund Claim with Avanti and got a full refund for my ticket because I arrived over an hour late. Yasssss Avantiiii


Ready to see what the rest of this day has in store


great queev


i’m not drunk anymore


you ain’t have it the worst .. stop complaining


FINALLY FINISHED MY RINA ART ABOUT TO POST


I don’t think I’ve ever detested anything as much as I detest the DMV.


House party is my new fave app. Video chatting with all your pals for hours and playing games


You can sleep w half the world bet you still won’t forget me


Greenwood's delivery there was class


Do I look like a-d? Why did she treat me like an option


I made caramel last week, which mea s I get salted caramel coffee every morning. Also, caramel + croissants is so good


i qrt the wrong tweet but it’s ok


Bison up 5-0 at the half.


The bet is onnnn @user


That fall breeze


Tell me why I just cleaned a toilet I never use


Black woman are the epitome


I can’t believe there are some people who still use comic sans in their emails


I really can’t wait for my baby boy to be born


I get to go back to my JW Long kids Friday, and I’m pumped


nah.. it’s either boyfriend/mom jeans fit my thighs or my waist.. never both and i’m offended. like never do i have to buy 45 sizes up then go get the waist taken in


What if we rewrite the stars? Say you were made to be mine Nothing could keep us apart You'd be the one I was meant to find...


Somebody house in my mouth


i miss houston and the uswnt


After 44 days. 3 points


Didn’t even realize the time..


being on your period and going to work SUCKS


Hit 5 second 50s in my 300s today coming back from / still having a tight hamstring


Not that y’all stole our caption


Anyone wanna fuck around & play some Apex tonight?


“Don’t call me handsome unless you’re going to handsome pussy over”


I am already feeling the cancer full moon


Yea I may have never had a gf but being single feels great got my priorities and saved up a decent amount of money


Today was a fairytale.


The vicious feeling of panic together with a stranger's reply


Centering for accountable fursonas without moralizing problematic problematic culture #socialism


what if they gonna add our loockback entry in moa diary mv? idk just giving out the idea to @user


i hate realizing exactly which people twitter refuses to show me the posts of. i haven't seen a new yan tweet in months bc twitter doesnt put them on my timeline


I need a tight hug right now.


Wait so footlocker was selling fake all white forces


Your fans love you a lot, we are here. Keep doing what you do. Be happy and take care @deepikapadukone


England come on guys


When that one Y11 you've been really encouraging to revise for weeks (who has told me she 'doesn't revise') emails you 14 hours before the mock to ask for some revision materials.....


1 month in and im on a date with my boss and his wife


Tatt appointment next Wednesday


Giroud the man for European nights


getting 2 piercings on Friday I’m excited


$CHGG - $20 PUTS 11/4 $1.60 (HERO OR ZERO EARNINGS LOTTO)


Just heard some older lady I’m working with say “The daughter-in-law is making my boy take her out for her birthday.” I think I physically cringed


cannot believe pari waits for her mom to leave before she gives me love


Why does the NFC north trade in division so regularly?


We have officially broken above our $2.5 Trillion market cap resistance, and with an increasing trading volume we have strong reasons to believe this is just the beginning of a much stronger move. Remember, just a few picks can be the strongest gainers though


Bro tip: When you walk out the trash, make sure not to bring it back in.


tl dead? breathin is overrated


I was in & out at the post office ! I like dat


"this virus is almost certainly going to be with us forever" You buried the lead there @teegstar I wonder if any of the scientists expressed dismay at the differences between the influenza virus and the coronavirus? The differences are significant. Here's hoping for success


Elliotts first tball game is today


If you put $25 into $shib right now it’s a little more than 1.4 million coins. If it ever hits even $.01 the return is $14k…


i miss leandre.


Lord idk if I’m ready for my step kids full time


Are you an NFT creator, PayRue is waiting for your art work already, this it your time and ready to use the opportunity... #crypto #bitcoin #cryptocurrencyartartist


Apart from all the law breaking, chumocracy, and downright embezzlement, why are schools all going back in their droves when parliament are not? Eton back? Thought not


Fly to LA for photoshoot & vibes


I know my creator didn’t make no mistakes on me... my feet, my thighs, my lips, my eyes... I’m loving what I see!


My next relationship i want to be my last i wanna get married im tired of starting over


Ion like that zoku wanted to go home so bad like sir yo daddy hate you


hello @user this is a tweet just to tell u that i love u and ur beautiful as heck


Few people understand that $TOMO will easily go to +$100


“Apology accepted, trust denied.”


I know niggas’ll do it to me so I ain’t gon never stop a blitz


I don't know you and you dont know me too. Gusa nkwifurije kugira ijoro n'umunsi mwiza w'ejo


I said they was ugly but I kinda want me a pair too


Threw away half my baking stuff I guess I’m not playing


Im thinking vibe alone for the rest of the evening


ill be in vegas in two weeks


Me encanto desconectarme.


We on chapter 20, teen years are over with


I’m sorry but like, Derek and Cal would’ve been so happy together. He really had to have unprotected sex huh…


i need friends to play minecraft with me


It’s like 100 of us on this floor and only one fucking washing machine work


I did however find some very valuable information just looking through doge tweets


finna make some burgers for dinner


i fucking hate the tiktok comments on scary videos i DoNT clAim THiS NEgaTIve eNerGY bro STFU and get spooked


I wish someone offered to buy my new Mac Book


the pain u physically feel after a break up


washed a bunch of whites and now theyre all a different shade


French is kicking my ass


Make we fuck make I do transfer 50/50 No cheating


VOTE FOR BTS. NOW.... Don't TAKE OTHERS LIGHTLY. OUR BOYS HAVE TO WIN THAT


The movie cat n the hat Is still fire


Anyways Warzone time. Time to get a few dubs with the guys


why is it always an enormous struggle to get an online video subscription with @LUFC when I travel abroad. have just spent a desperate 30 mins- notified that password was wrong which its not, then I had been blocked by LUTV . after logging out changing passwords finally got it


my petty side is saying never post bitches for their birthdays again


$TOPS $4 break


It’s 20.02 on 22.02.22 and soon it will be 22.02 on 22.02.22 - today is just the perfect combination!!


If antonia doesnt get me a video message from my crush I will riot


My Spanish is getting sooooo good I’m so proud of myself


Pls note; you are not a superior person bc you’d rather do things with your SO than spend money on things for your SO. It means you’re not listening to your SO’s love language. If they’re asking for things >experiences and quality time, that’s probably how they experience love


K****** just asked me if Norway was a country


Got a thread coming in 3 hours on how you can turn new BFCM sign ups into every day customers


i just ate a whole pint of ice cream by myself


Feeling more creative and motivated then ever lately very excited to drop something new this friday


This is definitely covid. Day 4


Two things: I think both the invis + barricade changes are reasonable. They should still be effective, albeit not as strong as they were but don't write either off just because they were nerfed. Kudos again to Bungie for the separate PvP + PvE balancing. Long may it continue


being allergic to cats and dogs is breaking my spirt


They took 'beautiful people' out from breezy's fame album and put it in Benny benassi's, and that's the only song with a star on it in his entire album.


I know Hugh Grant was arrested about 25 years ago, but I see his name trending now and still immediately think, “Uh-oh.”


A nigga that call himself sl!m is a


Mentally I’m so tired and drained bro


Being able to get over someone you thought you would never leave is the best feeling ever


Liverpool fc how market?


Dinner date with my love before I go to work


thinking abt crashing the car so i don’t have to go to my game


if i don’t get tips for my birthday i’m jumping off a bridge


Then i went to another store and spent $20.


Which #crypto exchange do you use most often?


My baked chicken is complete


im sorry if I randomly tweet abt whats happening in rugal


feel sick as helllll


What’s up with everyone content with being mean and cold hearted ? Where are the genuine people at


Not me still doing hauls of the clothes I bought to my dad like when I was 10 y.o


Waited 18 months to go see @user had a great time, amazing gig ... Caught Covid


WHO is Niagara and why is she falling?


The way I’m about to go look at some Not Me Theories on Tumblr to share with the folks in my comment section causeeee Chile I’m not about to be stressed by myself


Happy families are a trigger for me rn.


$EVIO Tomorrow we will see Gap


I need to stop lying to myself and getting my hopes up


Thanks Gina for the follow


I might not draw anything substantial today, I also need to go to bed before the 3 am. threshold lol...but at least I'll try to finish all my design work!!!


Another episode of Dr. 90210 before bed wouldn’t hurt


Scammer called ME on the phone and got mad because I wouldn’t answer their “questionnaire” directly, told me to grow up and hung up on me


Seeing my dad be so cariñoso and playful with my little cousins hurts sm because all I ever wanted was for him to treat my siblings and I that way but he never did lol


people really be eating peppermints & pickles together


ok I hate how we only get from 1 day to 1 week maximum to prepare to buy these tickets


You can’t sit with us is a frequency mantra.


Yeah fuck all that shit ask ya bitch how my dick taste


i love every1 in my life so much maneeeeeee Its a crime tht i havent been able to rly see anyone in almost a year and a half because of life complications but 2021 we makin up for it


Something bout cheeseburgers & mixed drinks


aaand we just bought more concert tickets


How you mad he choosin’ me, I like what he do to me


Yeaa, today was on some hoe shit.


Only lip gloss, lashes, and eyebrows


He say I’m pretty and gangsta


My snake breathing so hard next to my head I can feel the air


„Wherever in the world we show up, stadium party ay Born as a K-pop idol, an artist who reincarnated“ Youngish Dionysus part


drop tags for woozi !!


sherlock holmes is gay, irene adler is pan, and john watson is bi. mrs. hudson is rollin’ with the lgbt.


yo nigga only face bitch if you kin ta meeeee


I’ve been drinking the whole weekend I’m going home to detox


I really hate the fact that I’m somebody’s “baby’s mama” ‘cause I’m nothing like these women!


life whooping my ass rn , this ain me fr


Blessed Alive Definitely favored


told the dmv set my ID to never expire bc I dont change


Iliana is so juiced with her Toy Story collection


"the systematic Filipino culture of leaving one piece" ahh idol jud kay ni sya ka bright


Ordered some crocs cause they have a Darth Vader jibbit


Such an excellent day with a roomful of researchers at the University of Fribourg! Talking about activism, academia, and our duties to society at this moment in history. Interesting & productive


I bought a 64-inch @vizio tv a year ago and the sound keeps going out.


My streak of days without being asked for my business card ended today - at somewhere around 1,200 days.


What business/marketing/branding audiobook should I tackle next? @user I'm looking at you for recs.


just now ordering my books and classes start next week


$nio how much would it cost to build a factory in Central Europe. Just asking


ok imma log out for the night lmao, ive seen enough shit on my tl today


Normalize not fcking the sh!t out of people you don’t wanna be with


Comin up on that 24 hour point of the fast


Debating doing Christmas overlays this month like I did for Halloween or just using my normal ones


When you get your clients a conventional loan for 2.875 intrest rate while everyone else pays 4.5%


When They Think Small You Think Big


Stop feeding your ego


Send bitcoin. 1D1KwJuQrgYsirKwFEpShvxDMh8JRdCBy1


second sleepless night in a row, just wanna have a talk with the sandman right now to ask him why he thought inventing insomnia would be a good idea and for whatever reason I’m his target again


When i loose money in the stock market ion feel like talkin to ppl till its made back


Fwb, hai F sleepcall yuuuuk. M 2x here


I might be mildly retarded. Bc when I get excited I hop when I walk.


Did this bitch really say in-die-ana


Ain’t no line slower than the Publix sub line


I reached 60kg for the first time today I've always been heavily underweight all my life and it's been an unreachable goal for years


I blame ya mamas


Just finished the #NintendoE3 #NintendoDirect . Advanced Wars looks great. At least one thing for me to get excited about


Sitting in my garden, sunbathing and reading as well as seeing my grandparents has made this an on point day!


Philly really sat all their starters to face the Suns


Hope this cold is fully gone by Saturday. So excited to spend the whole day with my girls


Decided to switch up my gaming preference and try out Albion Online, an mmo/rpg. Gonna start my stream here in about 15 minuets. I could use some tips from some more experienced players!


trying to gatekeep the 1 but tiktok is getting on the way


My mom: *gets mad so early in the morning* Also my mom: *asks why I'm frowning so early in the morning*


Check on y'all friends that want to come to C*ba


Having no self control is a


I don’t want to be w/ anyone… tbh like I’m straight


Someone who truly understands


kiss or k!ll surprise on thursday


working on a channel trailer


What if Kaz from Metal Gear was a modded skin over Kazuya?


5 below just said they stand w. Black people but secretly told us to take our riot t shirts off the floor


My sis used to be so tiny and cute now all she do is catch attitudes and talk back


Not me falling in love with Teresa Teng


I have so many stories I could tell y’all about work, that now when I think about it , it makes me want to fight myself for not knocking out some people


Pirates must return that MTN 8 Cup


I salute anyone that can do a home workout because unless someone is physically in front of me screaming at me to move I absolutely won’t


Can’t believe my baby reached 20 pounds already


Love watching my son on the field


i looooove being able to be a lover girl.


This is our country. Not your church. Follow me on Mastadon @user if you agree.


my 3 years old insists: We need a virus to stop the virus. A viral war coming up from the next generations?


Guess who started to watch Brookline nine nine yesterday for the first time?? I'm already at season 2 and I love it


just remembered i have half a roll of film left in my camera to shoot


Played for the first time in a yugioh #MasterDuel tournament today, went 3-3 in Swiss, honestly surprised how well it went for me.


Self sabotage is real, don’t let your own mind destroy you


I’ve lost two fish in the past 2 days


Coronavirus is not going to stop me from eating at Panda Express


Stop with the clownery


How you mad at me cus I’m mad at you


Doug McDermott is a BUCKET


He good and all, at first. I'm just the better person.


Coldplay makes the best sad music


not hwaupdates getting hacked


raccoons are so cute


I’m a dawg in 2k


My 2021 World Series Prediction is Dodgers over Astros in 6


Clover kingdom Noelle come from or Buff Bay?


The race resumes


I seriously have like five pairs of black joggers & I bet people think I’m always wearing the same ones


Period got a 95% on my practical


honestly if you have my bestfriend on any social , just save yourself the hassle and block her now. SHE RUINS IM A CELEBRITY BEFORE I CAN EVEN START THE DAMN EPISODE


I was lowkey nervous about starting a new “professional” job with black nails, but they didn’t even notice/care


911 characters take turns on the trauma conga line and right now it's athena's turn


griffin burns is going to make ajax bieber come true, can’t wait


Just want Mob to hire me so I can quit my stupid job and start making stupid little food videos on Instagram


Top black models followed ya boy and posted my pics.


BUT MAMA I’M IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL


I thought I could write a fanfic in English to practice


You catch more bees with honey but HONEY can catch way more red flags


If you dont have my best interest... leave me alone


So we saw Wuhan get rid of the virus quickly and everywhere else they’re taking it easier and think it’ll go away faster.


That’s why he’s the best goalkeeper in the prem


I accidentally did an excellent job at work and now my senior is transferring all related jobs to me by saying " yeh kaam to umar ko do bohat acha kar leta ha wo" and I have no idea what to do now FML


They’ve boarded up DC so I’m feeling completely relaxed you guys


Goodluck for $20 , pulling now


AD yo ass better play tonight


i want to move but i can’t until october and i wanna go back to school but i also wanna move


As if I didn’t already miss concerts enough, that live stream was just what I needed! @Steel_Panther I fuckin love you


My dad dared me to email the Russian Embassy in London and ask for the Russian flag because he wrote to the Soviet Union and China when he was my age and received flags from both, I responded by emailing all of Europe. The countries who got back to me were genuinely nice!


worst experience of my life...


Well, looks like true winter weather for the midwest is over. Rising temperatures, melting snow & forecast highs over 32 mean no sustainable snowpack. At least this year we did have real winter weather for 2 weeks vs mild winters the last 3! @accuweather 1 more cold shot-cool!


Naked weapon ine scene yandoda


Sede de wisky


When I’m on somebody bad every lil thing Js heart my feelings


This may sound crazy but something as simple as an efficient bus service (in BC) made my life 10000000000 times better. We have a lot of work to do and I’m afraid that we are taking the wrong steps to solve these problems


im fw the plug daughter


Life is short ; begin with a great smile


My rosacea makes me look like I’m either having an allergic reaction or I put on blush like a 7 year old


Big, mean, strong, abusive men~


You wanna get me anything, you will never lose with red wine


Long Live NiNi. She was a Master Number 22 too


Necesito el Samsung z flip


Global day of prayer with pastor Chris


Thank you @Tesco (Martins Heron, Bracknell) for giving customers bottles of water today whilst queuing to enter the store. It was a bit of a warm wait! Great service!


I’m taking jk persona pc with me as my prom date


Manny & I start filming our podcast this Friday.


my neighbors so lit rn. im bout to knock on the door and ask to join the function. they like my mama age and all i hear is “ayy ayy ayy”


Soo humid rn


I rlly do love all my patients.. the sweetest


cant spell softwilly without W


No one can block The blessings That God has for you.


Never stop popping yo shit you hear me


I wonder where i'll be in 3 years Currently in bed watching meme videos


I’m so passive aggressive sometimes


“Okay but I didn’t nut so shut up” the wildest shit I’ve heard today


I’ll leave some of you in 2021.


why dont u guys love me


Mantep banget plku. Abis I Wish langsung Why Can't You Love Me? Begging banget ya


good now my psychiatrist said i should take a break from social media


Just had Carl’s


Every once in a while I’m reminded that God don’t really fwm like that


Wish me luck for my pip assessment tomorrow… really need it


Beryl scope 2


Learning to let others dig their own grave and not stress bout it


fine line you've been so good to me, thank you for all those wonderful times and for being my comfort on so many days, ily


Out of all the cocky members in svt this person is mad at Joshua when he does not gas himself up as much as half of those motherfuckers


Yeaaaa no more meat for me from Chipotle..straight Veggie bowls now


Damn I’m such a simp


i know I get talk about like a dog but aint nobody gone walk me like one


I will be the actress starring in your bad dreams


real talk: if i made prints of the cat pictures i posted today would y’all buy them ? i’m thinking of selling them for like $10- but idk ?


Biden/Harris 2020.... are y’all shocked at this? Upset? Happy? Let’s talk


Hey Americans with a right to vote but who haven't done it yet and aren't planning to... Go #vote already you lazy assholes!


girl you sure love books a lot cause all you do is leave me on read


watching how to lose a guy in 10 days bc it seems like the only way to gain closure after leaving austin


its okay thoma, take your time


I’m 31 and I’m STILL being mistaken for a high schooler. This lady at the mall asked why I wasn’t in school.


Can't help thinking the 'Arm yourself' vaccine campaign is a Trumpian-like dog whistle to trigger-happy RW anti-maskers/vaxxers/lockdowners and Q-anon nutjobs


everyone in my house is getting a cold and my dad just told me to keep my distance from everyone cus i’m the only one not sick


Stay on your sh!t all 2022


i am always so tired every minute of the day


ok so I’m writing a dnf fanfic :D I have to start brainstorming some ideas, but I’ll let you know when the first chapter is done. I expect y’all to go crazy over it


It don’t matter if you doing good or bad mfs still gone find a way to talk about cha!!


I had a full bottle of synthetic urine and cannot find it


Ethika new releases so raw


Damn Kehlani here tonight ?


ugh hate when sims glitches and you need to start again


every time i pass a test i almost cry lol because i’m really doing this shit and not giving up FOR SHIT this time


Why would you give me shrimp pasta with shrimp that still got the tail on it


make it rain gurl, make it rain


Capricorns are the best signs


Just feeling so blahhhhhhh


Well played tonight Mr @Kalvinphillips ... you had a very solid game and looked the part, and you have many more to come for @England .... We are very proud of you. #yorkshirepirlo #lufcfamily


Aaaahhhh i think my calm shirt is finally arriving tomorrow


i feel another lit summer coming


Baby mama kicked me out of the spot for the last time, so its back to the trap again


bass invasion ~and~ dirty bird this weekend


Have any kiddies learned anything today they want to share? Positive replies only or I will sick my allies on you


Liverpool academy


g herbo’s from the block


We're officially changing the state house wine and spirits supplier to Mursik supplier.


DaBaby le plus beau des courts


This year my we are passing out candy for the kiddos .


Longing for a conversation that will fry my brains....besides my books


Are y'all really out here pitting sub-units against each other?


Niggas on facebook so weird


omg it’s a pilates club not far from me


I went on a run outside and my body hasn’t been the same since


Aye @user is gonna be an amazing pediatrician. Idk what it is, but something about the way you put everything in layman terms makes me feel so much better


I go to sleep dreaming bout that money I wake up thinking bout that money


How tf Android users always have Apple earphones!?


Hearing this young man Family cry Just hurts my heart, knowing how they left him him is shocking I’m speechless get your rest #rihskippa


im the biggest munch im the biggest kunchh


The few new songs @russdiemon dropped really hit the heart.


paypal gifted me 5usd that will go directly to stay department


if your man drink water, leave him. cuz who’s he trying to stay hydrated for ?


Going 70mph at this time feels amazing


Training camp and guardians day


I hate people sometimes. Does anyone else feel that way?


My curtains came today


I be kicking ass in pool


Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Goodnight


11:11 ashley’s happiness


Way to go young man


2020 vision: we don’t argue with fat huns, we race them.


Would be worried about going to Hell if it weren't a figment of Christian imagination.


Seems like my internet is finally fixed


This chinese bowl was good


Guess we back curly


How did this eating ass trend start?


Was hooping and choked on my spit


When a lady asks you"Tell me more about yourself"shes asking whether you work or drive..Not those stupid answers you always give


Giveon going on tour again


i used this lavender body cream and i smell so mf good


Homies in the group chat informing each other on the importance of pronouns


Co-OP bank count your f'kin days.


Mom said "Oh, I see you're back home, I hope you didn't come back knotted up." Wth...


It’s still incomplete too


Y’all, I’m at the point where throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks is all I got left.


Guys le Sure Mr Smag will afford Pearl Thusi?


I have started to eat like I'm in elementary school and I have no regrets. I just had a PB&J for lunch and it was yummy. It didn't come with a note from my mom though


Broke our Wi-Fi while cutting the lawn,not getting fixed till 4-8 tmrw (2-6 pst)


It’s my eyes then my moles


Listening to MSM and all I hear is how the hospitals are inundated with COVID .... I have a question ... where the hell has the FLU gone and maybe the MSM needs to mention the fact that over 76000 nhs staff are off sick currently


Umm Yeah no ….. I don’t wanna do full body services


Ion understand how people don’t like wingstop


Got Fucked So Good Last Night I’m Feeling Wonderful Today


Me and the boyfriend made our own crackers this year and put a small gift inside. I got him a keyring with the dogs on and he got me a keyring with the kitten on. Great minds


But @user crabs hit the lid today


If I want you want you, my vagina don’t need your spit, it naturally gets wet.


Breeding kink,,, sexy


$AHIX - steady accumulation. 3s will be gone soon. Get in this current triple 0 play


I cannot wait to redecorate my living room! it’s giving nigga in here when it AINT no nigga in here


Mountain dew frost bite


Taco Tuesday so that means tacos and drinks


I'm not sure clapping for the customer who just whacked his head on a lamp is the appropriate reaction but


me when i girlboss my way through ark and get a supply crate while avoiding two alligators


CAUSE YOU DA BADDEST IN THE GAME RNNNNNNN


Anyone know why all of a sudden I’ve started getting phone adds pop up


Why am I just finding out that Amelia (Niall’s girlfriend) was cheating on her ex with niall


I managed to take a 15 minute nap today without it turning into an hour lol it’s the small wins


Wolves are somewhere in the middle between Diego Simeone’s Atletico and Sean Dyche’s Burnley.... Such a strange team because they’ve got the players to play good football but very rarely do


Frustrated ain’t the word


How has a youth member showed more passion in 7 minutes than these players have in a whole season.


Caisha the only friend that asked what’s the plan for my birthday where we going


Feeling more confident with my work, like mi have some sense now


Making TikTok’s is really a job on top of any other job you gotta do in your day


Fwb Halo selamat pagi, ada yang mau morning call di tele? M2x here. Leave a trace I'll hit you first


#TheBetterThings: The year is ending w/ great uncertainty; managing the stress of it is unsettling. Continue to show up for yourself as well as for others. Walk in each day, acknowledging where you are, how far you’ve come...even if the right now is uncomfortable. You’re here.


I don’t get all this #BTC hype. Staking altcoins is the way to go.


i started the oc yesterday and omg summer and seth


goodnight n go by ariana grande sempre sofro com essa msc


Hey @user a Teriah discussion in spaces when?!


do i rewatch saekano season 2 or join this lecture


God does not make mistakes but he does Miracles in which I'm one, so as you


I have an unhealthy amount of sweaters, watch I’ll show y’all a pic it’s sad


i hate when people talk to me while i’m eating


Forget running a business and hustling. Manifesting my new ambition which is to become the greatest house husband ever.


Le culot, open the guillemew


i love how understanding my bestfriend is. i push her away and tell her i don’t wanna talk about it and she leaves me alone, sometimes space is what someone needs & she’s always by my side waiting when i need her


anxiety on a million right now but just knowing i get to see my person soon.. is really helping


Can’t wait to see this liberal feminists justify the Kamala Harris pick. Love to see them forget the fact she literally got on her knees to get ahead. Nevermind the fact her policies detrimentally affected people of color. But Orange man bad.


Captian incharge is responsible for the safety and operation of his aircraft during the flight. Standing against giant like Air asia he proves he is a brave and amazing captain. Hats off to Gaurav taneja @flyingbeast320 for standing against something he believes is wrong.


It's the 20th anniversary of xmen, which is cool, but for me it's the 9th anniversary of me getting hugged by @RealHughJackman in Toronto for the first time after one of his performances. So overall a good day


it’s really about to be 93 degrees on my birthday


I had so many assumptions about college! Just like I did with high school after seeing High School Musical


Tempted to watch high-rise invasion


Okay today is gonna be good


oh wow, an adult game publisher followed me... on my main account


Toronto mans why are your joints like 70% tobacco pls


We went to a mom and pops bookstore and I got a book that said alien warning in the front.


I was talking to a guy who would jump off the handle like that.....glad I got out that situation that’s a literal walking red flag


I very much hate being aired, I give up lol


Watching Teen Titans on my birthday I am so happy


Nothing but pure chaos at work today


It's So Dry Out West


Some hibachi would be so lovely today


if there are 5+ signs outside of Kroger and a speaker in the parking lot telling everyone masks are required, why the fuck do you think you don't need to wear one?


society if youtube let us sort videos by oldest to newest


Why Scotty jr tweeting like he’s getting cheated on


Making quesadilla burgers tonight


i love bts so much seriously


03:03 -ve please


Lol not me eating mcds before my workout


Coffee hits more than liq nowadays and idk wtf that means


I'm gonna be 23 in 3 weeks


having supreme online stalking skills is both a blessing and a curse


Main Street’s Burgers. Ordered the Main Street original Impossible (Vegan) Burger, with a side of tons of ketchup via doordash


seeing Austin trending


Kadugay bas Stranger Things s4


Being able to stick to your lane is a skill


Going to vote soon so


Look at @moen playing Whitney Houston for their hold music!


If you have an active job, do you really need to go a gym, spending a fortune, thanks to some clever marketing? Years ago, an active job was enough to keep you fit?


i wanna go build a bear


I just feel like saying thank you to someone so please send me gh2000 so I say that


WARNING : No explicit content on my tl.


honestly it feels like bergmite/avalugg are pkmn from sun/moon i completely forget they exist even though they're rly cool


If you believed a woman’s value is lowered after she has sex with you, what does that say about you see yourself? Sex with you is clearly not something which comes with prestige. You are basically calling yourself a liability.


if u hate your ex so much then stop checking their accounts


Everybody mad on my TL


Swea I’m on a mission to get this 2020/2021 car fuck everything else


Not nice getting aired is it?


Breaking news the incredible hulk has been replaced by a sitcom


Looking into getting a job


I break out in parody’s all the time I should start posting them


LRT Roy is the boiiiiiiiii And I love him. (Yeah, yeah, he's a bland lord. Still one of my favorite FE characters though)


Wonder what I can do on that henn


Hey guys, if you’ve recently followed me I haven’t yet gotten around to checking out all of your twitters & following you guys back but I will soon


sl independence next week


Yo this heat ain’t it. I’m ready for fall weather.


I need to grow up and dye my hair back to my natural colour but I just can’t let go of the blonde


Durrell came through


Justus Dems have a pathological need to take credit for other people's work. I'm not here for people to make excuses for them, esp people claiming to be Kamala supporters.


depressed but oddly ~ MoTiVaTeD ~ it feels like it should be illegal


Thank you @Forbes for including me in the 30 Under 30 list this year


Be here at 12 pm EST tomorrow


every single time I have a gym crush they end up having a man like girl leave him


She’s a runner she’s a track star, she gonna runaway when her feelings involved


I am able to write this because of a teacher And you can read this because of a teacher Teacher's don't get enough accolade's for all they do Happy teachers day


Emile Smith-Rowe saving Huddersfield from relegation


all those posts abt the dark and light haired gay trope always forget shion and nezumi


based on last year i think i’m expecting an email from the education minister in hmmm about two weeks or so


My son gone be a man. Not a thug.


Idc what y’all say it’s no way mfs happy eating tofu in gravy


hung out with my ride or dies (1/2 cld make it the rest couldn’t) and my bf all on the same day??? today has been a bliss and i can’t wait for more to come with them


I also wanted to make a video clip with Ocean Blue as my bg music


Before you can become a successful Youtuber, You NEED to set aside 100 minutes a day to learn these skills…


Wanna sleep early but fck i can't


I must say this, I’m not confident about the UEL final. Not cuz of the result, more so of how opened we seem to be when the ball enters the oppositions final 3rd. It’s going to depend on Villarreals set up in the final for how he go about that game. Maguire needs to come back


the entire dream team is full of filthy liars. im onto them


Chad from #InsecureHBO is the kind of best friend we all need


thank u God for the things that i have and the things that are on it’s way to me


Where all my Florida dudes at?


I can’t wait for haley to come to WV with me this year


i am always here to listen and talk with you, please don't keep your thoughts and feelings bottled away, we care about you and we want to see you happy and healthy. Take a moment to breathe if needed, especially with the heaviness on stan twitter right now. I hope you are okay


We live today kicking ass in LA


bts and i will go through a growth period together because we're bffs like that


Having a period is so fucking stupid. I don't even care about the bleeding. These fucking mood swings and the way I get hella emotional/irritated for a week before I even start fucking bleeding is the most annoying part


[] i got d.m’s collector package if anyone wants pictures


Andrea bang


art memes move a million times too fast for my old tired bones but seeing everybody’s kk albums is absolutely making my morning


I want me an arab man I want a Brothers store for my birthday not flowers


where is the gg stans who said kura kura is copying their faves because of the disco concept?


Dick's in denial of his own gay


“Will you please just say that my nail polish will match the Colorado rocks!?” - things I say to my boyfriend


Watchin Outer Banks makes me wish I grew up in the low country


I need to also get a bike asap. Can someone donate me one theyre expensive


Please always check your blood pressure it's very important


“stop tryna figure me out idk either”


no m gusta mi outfit


it’s the way lil baby slides in mid-verse


I wonder if @WWERollins & @FightOwensFight will be called SRKO or The Fighting Vision after winning the #WWERaw Tag Team Championship?


Okay feeling generous, got a few free trials to give away! Must RT my pinned and DM me


when do these people stop calling my mom to do their job? Leave her alone so we can go eat, plz & thx


Haven’t book’d a trip in a min


I’m actually getting a buzz to get fit! Enjoying training...never thought I would say it


I’m sure condado will be my favorite place.. someone just needs to take me


I'm in pain and I'm gonna gain 500 kgs but I can't even complain I brought this on myself


Randy Quaid is a few burritos short a party pack.


My chair comes in tomorrow


//sorry for the spam, I'm organizing


Oh thank god I have a B in this class so far since I dropped out the first time I took it


It’s official! Guess who’s going to the beach this month ? Can’t wait to post content


okay i think i wanna go ahead and get waxed


If you want me to follow your back up accounts you can reply their @ or dm me them


Aye! God I love my significant other so much


Really wanna see what Apple staying tomorrow


i need more tats, i think that’s my therapy


all these videos are starting to get to me. there are so many apps only for videos or photos. post them there ffs


they are adults, and have been adults for a long time, they deserve to live as adults and not with 6 brothers all the time, note I said brothers, they will always be brothers, they will always be 7


Steak and Eggs


Silly stag had, brew and basha down I think. Be safe and have a good evening people


Im losing hope...


I Ain’t Gotta Do Nothing They Gon Do It Just Because They Fuck With Me


My new iPad came woo!


#DisconnectTheWeddingPlanner had me disconnected!! Maybe that’s the whole idea of the movie because wtf


does chelsea even wanna play football?


I lived in 3 states and the messiest men deadass in Kent Washington right now


Humans make me sick, main reason why I stay to myself


Lmk what some good Netflix movie and shows are


So I just watched @RonKillings Game Show on the Network & I kinda enjoyed it


I made a bomb dinner now & found a movie on Netflix.


So I'm Now On Anti-depressant Pills


NOT ME LOVIN MYSELF AND HAVIN ALL THE CONFIDENCE IN THE WORLD??? im like a 6 i needa calm down.


Does Harry need an invitation to pull the trigger?


My cat is so beautiful and I could spend hours just looking at him, I can’t


I hate when it’s an empty ass parking lot and people park right next to me


I will save up for a tattoo next month


Feels so great to let go of so much toxicity, hate, and self loathing... fuck shitty people. Get them out your lives


okay but the fact that when the pandemic is over i STILL wont be able to go on vacation because the prices will skyrocket


Trying my hardest not to dye my hair. I said ias done & growing it out, so I’m trying bad to stick to my word.


I finally got a pair of Docs who wants to get stepped on


Planning on throwing myself a boujee ass party


I never felt so down in my life... this shit gotta change


can’t believe i was going to be a LM ent stan


BTS love telling us to get rest and sleep early but then turn around and release shit at 4 a.m.


With everything that's going on (and a generous welcome discount) I figured I'd try out @user . All has been well and good, but... a 12-hour delivery window is incredibly stressful. I woke up early this morning to be available for 8am and it's still not here.


Still time left for T-Rex arms to be humiliated


Out here making the most out of peanutbutter,white bread and coffee it slaps different during these times


i don’t wanna get a student loan for college but i might have to


When I get back I’m gonna CHOKE SLAM THIS MF !


I’m that resourceful ass friend


Just play the bloody kids


i entered a confusing situation with a stranger so i just walked away


When someone asks of you a simple task but your own inadequate skills renders you useless, welcome to my world....one day I may find something I'm good at....


Neighbors too loud with their videos... I keep waking up


Y’all boyfriends be to easy for y’all to be trying to argue over them


#LoveIsland Catchup …. Faye = Shitbag, Teddy = FFS


If it don’t get me paid, if it ain’t bout my moma, won’t heal my pain or don’t free my potnas. Well then Iont wanna hear dat shit


I’m losing followers. Do my posts not bang hard enough


Gift #3 brought


PARTY DROPS IN 3 DAYS, love to hear it.


Realizing I really should have made a list before leaving today because I keep coming across things I forgot to get before coming home. I wonder if my mom wants to come back


That realer 2 sounding a bit like that old YB


I know this is off topic since I usually talk about gaming or anime, but I ordered the book Silk and Steel by Ariana Nash and I am very excited to read it. Anyone else read it?


I deal with the real, so if it’s artificial let it be


Fellas remember the markets have flower bouquets and it only takes $5 to make your girls day


i have come to the realisation that i have a thing for hands


Let me go and sleep cause I’m getting jealous


April 7th


hey I’m just really not in a place to have unnecessary negativity in my life with everything that’s happened so if you guys catch me unfollowing I wish you guys all the best, I just don’t need dumb internet drama right now, I genuinely wish you peace and good luck


yeah im pretty, but i’m loco


You be staying low but you know what the vibes is


No More Heroes fans staring at new NMH3 gameplay footage whilst squinting their eyes: "Wow, this game looks fantastic! Best game in the series, definitely best game of the year material." Yes, it's true, I am that No More Heroes fan...


everything means nothin' if I can't have you


I hate deodorant gimme your stinky pits


Myyy birthday


The 24 hr fitness opened and it’s on the corner of my street!!


To whom it may concern i got that lil $40 for ya


My children are home for the next three weeks for summer vacation so clips are going to be coming less frequently. Plus working on growing @user But keep checking for new clips!


them lil “ im proud of you “ messages really be hittin more than yall think. i love receiving them.


I can’t help they way this nigga Love me


Always remind yourself you’re the prize


How my professor gonna have us work on our project all semester for our final and change the whole project a week before finals


Work fucking KILLS me I don’t even feel like doing my schoolwork


that stimulus check was rly all it took for ppl to vote trump


The motivation to do anything is out the window this week. Thank you heat


Put some cuticle oil on my fingers for some relaxation.


Since when did I start enjoying leg day?


I really hope the @Playstation PS5 VR has inside-out tracking with no need for external camera like the Oculus Rift S. So much easier to work with. Also finally get rid of the outdated PSMove Controllers for Dual Haptic Feedback Controllers with the much needed Thumb sticks!


God, I'm one lucky woman


I look up at the smallest things and realize how happy I am


Spoil me it’s a returned favor


My bitch was mad when I came home late , I was Drillin


i just finished re-reading flowers from 1970 and jesus fucking christ i'm crying so fucking hard even tho i knew what was gonna happen


Soon as I pop out it wanna be a hurricane


I need a sub that jerks off to a picture of my wall.


Sweet Lightning Mt dew is the bomb. That is all


I’ve spent the last hour at work online looking for places that have available COVID testing times and there just aren’t any, unless you’re basically sure you have it.


I love when I come into work & they’re feeding us...I already know I’m going to have a good day


Aston Villa score a last minute winner to get to a cup final at Wembley and then there's a pitch invasion at full time. And yet some people out there want rid of the league cup


Don’t think I’ve seen someone get cooked from Spurs Twitter that bad before


You really have sold your soul. Good or bad may karma yan! #toni


Just a tweet about how thankful I am for all of you on here, I really enjoy following you and nerding out about electronics, tech and gaming together. Pls do something nice for yourself today this is an order


gladly i survived


imagine not being a lander


I gotta stop asking options cause ima do it MY WAY ANY WAY


I need to start posting on here more


PSA: Stop bothering women y’all ain’t ready for.


$SPY MAKE VOLOTILATY GREAT AGAIN


Everybody either in Mexico or Jamaica right now and I’m jealous


5.00 BLESS HIM 20/1 6.10 SPIRIT OF THE BAY 12/1 2 for tomorrow


She got that wet sht YEA


I would just like to say hello @user I've been a big fan of yours for years.


I get my second dose this weekend and i pray I’m one of the lucky ones who feels fine after


Great sushi


I'll be at NFT NYC in spirit.


We had cheese pizza, and garlic shrimp & brocoli pasta


Siendo las 18:45 yo ya me puse a cocinar


When are the “do you think this pandemic is a big deal?” tweets going to stop? Enough with the polls, drama, and fighting. Some of you are ridiculously uneducated and have nothing else to do


Never get attached to anyone unless they also feel the same towards you, because one sided expecations CAN AND WILL mentally destroy you


Kinda want to make a cheese toasty but can’t be arsed moving to make it


I’m so tired of hearing “SRT” now


The amount of sugar i consumed today


we are making hot chocolate bombs & they are difficult


Shey my clothes wey dey school go still size me when we resume like dis?


Like ASAP


did my makeup omg face reveal?? jkjk unless


Spend a few years doing what others won’t so you spend the rest of your life how others can’t


Please check in on your big tiddie friends. We are NOT okay.


I Want A Apple Watch & More Charms For My Pandora Bracelet


Literally been trying to wash my gym clothes all day and the washer just acting up


I want my first kiss to be my forever


No, I don't like your new jeans


Gotta love how Lady has outfit changes throughout the day for her different class mtgs


Having the I need a man sadness


I think I talk to @user more than I talk to anyone in a 24 hour period...and that’s on codependency


This shit cray cray


love my 2 favorite nieces @user & @user


One thing about it we use to have a mfn Ball outside when shit was FUN


U shut up na please... don’t fucking ruin my happiness


dream stans open this thread


my uncle just came over unannounced and just sat down and i’m getting annoyed


en train de me refaire ‘excuse me, i love you’ et j’adore fort fort


All that and a $10 processing fee


Good shift outta Josh Sargent


Hey! Senator John Kennedy said the people who started the United States were geniuses. I happen to agree


These pyramid schemes boy


weird shìt going on


Kendall Jenner’s a bitch for filtering her already supernaturally skinny waist & I’ll die on this hill


Okay I’m actually going to sleep now, good night


I need to clean up my following but I'm too lazy


going to need jaina and barrett to post a selfie soon pls


Brooo I’ve been feeling like mister mom lately, since I’ve been off of work since April and my wife working full time.. out here cleaning, folding laundry, cooking, entertaining my children


was on a FaceTime call almost breaking up with gf but then I put on loads of camera effects and now we cool


Welcome crush


I need a real travel companion.


New Position: 15000 USDC short on ETH-USD at 1562 (10×).


Bradley bought these cute ribbons for my strawberry orders he’s the best


Happy Birthday wikipedia @user May Allah bless u with a wonderful life ahead! Stay the same cuz u r a gem


i feel it coming .. it’s gone be ugly


I want cabbage & corn bread so bad


poneme a las kardashian en Netflix


Especially first time home buyers!!!


Moving to fast losing shit


These niggas is corny your honor !!


Just thankful for this shit.. Smoking a blunt, watching the sunset.. Not in a million years I'd ever thought I'd be where I'm at


Should I get this haircut today or tommorow


my leggings been on inside out this whole time at work


Let me get off these folks facebook post whew


I'm watching "Darmok"


bryan fuller My king


Da 5 bloods


9 likes to spawn a #royalehigh mini game


Came home from an amazing vacation only for our garage door to break. $508 fuckin dollars. It’s always something


mental health matters. Rip you legend


2 GROWN, for Weird ShT dismiss urself


Got my flu shot at target and my arm hasn’t fallen off yet


so excited for my bdayyy


Good morning. Wow after so long..


Good thing about being tall, and a dalmatian: I'm easy to spot


You're not special self. Look how he treated others girl the way he treated you it's the same


The moment when I slapped her butt


I dont have & I dont do FRIENDS & Im ok with that


$TSLA jeezus! 110 support could be reached today.


My parents are getting the vaccine in 2 days! On my mum's birthday! What a birthday gift! Their neighbourhood helped them get an appointment!


Stede calling Mary “My Love” stands to reason he’ll call Ed My Love.


wishing all anasui likers a pleasant panty shot type of evening


Still I got you under my control, I only come around when I want to


y’all are so freaking cute


Remeber me in you prayers


I wanna be on Chenle’s show


time to make hot tea


I thought benz got his goal.


definitely in my quiet & soft girl era.


When God says it your time, no one can stop you


missed on trey lance last year hope @Panthers draft Willis this year!


add 1 cat too


I want another Day 26 album


For someone who said he does not belong to a party, everything he has been saying is political


Finna be a long night fr


no because everytime ben shapiro trends i wanna go fight him


I’m so tired of being horny all the time!


Happy 24th Birthday to @user @user Enjoy it!


Well, naenjoy ko tong #EmilyInParis


How you work for Amazon delivering packages, we have Amazon lockers and you put my item on top of the damn locker. Like wtf


Going #LIVE in 30 mins playing some #ApexLegends with @user and then 2v2s with @user a little later on!


Why does mario love to fucking slip and slide everywhere


i just hit a collate shot


Just ate my weight in pizza


Which one of y’all Monroe natives going tell buddy he not Funny


may bday pa chill lang dapat


I love the fact that #salop have managed a massive win tonight but even better to hear the @BBC3CR commentators saying “that is heart breaking” about 20 times in a minute…beautiful!! Thanks for your unbiased opinions all evening lads


No cap Dime a Dime


I kind of miss my ex friend but she to crazy& ion like the company she keep


scuplting today


I need a summer job like the churrin


I've always wanted to go to the Poconos


ik she didn’t just almost hit me in the head today and say to her friend “omg u were so close” okay miss girl


Finding an apartment is brutal enough in this city but also having to navigate potential scams is just cruel


In other news, my moms landlord cut her rent in half for the next 2 months because of the rona


Can someone get me off of draco malfoy tik tok pls


i hope all middle eastern cassgender lesbians are having an incredible day!


i just remembered that leif invented the "starless saint cult" and i feel sick


When you up they gone say that you act funny


SO…MY MARYLAND PEOPLE!!! @user and I will most likely be at the Winfield firemen’s carnival on Thursday night for dinner - I will post absolute, definite yes or no that day! Keep your eyes peeled


guess i’m a dj


46 days left


im 3 pcs away from completing my yuta collection


Applying pressure will get you exactly what you want


Ill check @user for the card reveals. I see enough gun bunch and 335 in weekend league. I dont have to suffer through watching 2 other ppl do it just to see card reveals.


already looking at stuff to buy for lorenzo’s birthday party


Suicide is so sad


Asmo is the pool's lifeguard and you jump into the pool so he can save you but he doesnt know how to swim so you drown


I can't help but laugh at the Patriots demise! Now Gronk too possibly?


i just snuck some friends into my house. Feeling good


I am just saying that those pussies that they got… you know what I mean? I’m not saying it’s not pussy, but it’s Beyond Pussy or Impossible Pussy. It tastes like pussy, but that’s not quite what it is, is it? That’s not blood. That’s beet juice. - Dave Chappelle


We’re camped in our own half at home v 10 men


I dropped my phone in water twice I’m so over it!


Caffeine overdose today


You know what happened last year in Rosebowl on May 5th


i add hearts to everything no inwill not explain


Machucando...


send me your R&B playlist


I leave for my first traveling private chef booking tomorrow.. I’m pretty excited about it


I should just order them now have them delivered by Friday


this heat fuckin up my phone service too


Start your day with a positive attitude! Go hoo-man!


some ppl jus ain't know how to say "excuse me" when they try to pass by me


anyway, let's watch adrenaline in slowmo. brb, wish me luck


chicken and shrimp Alfredo but this time everything made from scratch


I can talk to him aggressively but he can’t talk to me like that or my feelings gone b hurt...


$tacktember In Full Effect! It’s 4th Quarter, Ball In Your Court


Please, the fact they both took their time to find me on insta and follow me. EMBARRASSING FOR THEM BOTH


just did the drop off...I’m outside tonight


She’s the biggest idiot on@this planet


Decemberr last month of 2021, please be nice for me


Today in class @user got teary eyed thinking about how Edgar and I are graduating


Some guys just truly not happy within themselves, and they will try to bring you down with them. Protect your energy


I will be #Following My #Favourite500Artists I do welcoming Everyone


My bby is a “idgaf I want it and I want it now” ass child


Unlucky Liverpool


help i should wake up in 4 hours


Starting Star Wars Rebels


my uncles most toxic trait is saying “getting an oil change” instead of saying he has to pee


SOS: in search of not super expensive photographer


Kpop for best life


chipotle workers be skimping like it's coming out of their paycheck


disneyland feels like UCLA - youre always waiting in lines


Def Fucking With This Early Shift


Raaaant sa ipis only kay @user lang


She be right here like she posed tooo


Put Tifa in smash and all my JRPG dream chars are in


I thought y’all was kidding at first but I real life accidentally created a Tik Tok college campuses challenge.


On my way to a newborn shoot


Got some yoga in


Hi guys, i'm on Twitter too!


But I understand some ppl get their sympathy off socials. Just not I.


So ready to have my garden in the back yard and layup in my hammock, just have my privacy to do all the things I love doing.


1 time for the Twos


I just walked somewhat normally, and it felt so weird to feel my knee in it’s proper spot!


Good Morning....Have a safe trip @user


#MailInBallots should start coming with an I Voted sticker!


My head bussin right now


I’ve had 5 people add me by search on snap soo... who’s talking shit?


Quarantine got em wilding in the Gram


Having people recognize my car has been both a good and bad thing... like 1) wow, I saw big blue today! Or 2) wow, I saw you hit the curb today you dumbass!


I don’t get the have a baby and then screaming single right after ? I would be too focused on my child to be worried about what nigga is next in line... Just saying


If only time at work went by as fast as watching tiktoks in my bed does


After 5 hours of meetings I now have time to work on code-related stuff. Alas, my brain is having trouble switching over.


One thing about me is that I don’t depend on nobody nor do I have tha patience! I’ve been waitin on my Sheesh order since Nov. after getting a call sayin ur order gonna b done on 12/19! Nd it’s 12/27 I’m so close on going off


issa nigga in cahokia w a buick gn


Ok “maybe” everyone can’t be funny. But everyone CAN be playful


DAMN NOVEMBER WAS LONG ASL


achem o bereal da hailey


week 5 of sitting alone at lunch


What’s in the water over in the Philippines, how can all of you sing like that??


ja nevermind lol


The way I closed my eyes last night and fell into a coma within 3 secs


STOP CHASING THAT BITCH AND WIN WIN WIN!!!


like this & drop your address


There’s a multiverse where AJ Dillon is a td dependent Damien Harris. Hopefully it is not mine!


i want my braces off so bad but i’m not finna wear them rubber bands


I love feeling numb


I’m so droveee, i done lost my pissy ass card


im bored & hungry


Praying one day I'll be hot enough for posting suggestive cosplays


wanna write a fic but it requires rewatching some bits of s1 and 2 cause my memory is fuzzy but. am not emotionally ready for any sort of rewatch


excited to see how 2022 will unfold


seeing cishet males smile makes me want to punch them. like what are u happy about? misogyny?


If my future wife chilling in somebody hood on weekends, Keep her lord


Bullish on bloot


Discord … cmon dude.


need the different intro per ttt's again


good morning everyone~ hardships are part of our life and i know you all are struggling a lot everyday, however, please keep in mind that you are strong and you can overcome those~ i love all of you!


I keep thinking of starting a new game this week, then remember that Pokémon Legends releases on Friday


Life update: i got ghosted today


4 med changes & 26 x-rays later.. one ultrasound to go and we should hopefully have some kinda idea what's going on.


And with that, I now have burns on three of the five fingers on my right hand.


I promise you changing an alternator isn’t a 2 day job


Work and dysmenorrhea does not go well together


i need to start ordering my birthday outfits


Still crazy I was somehow hired for a catering job and killed that shit with less than 24 hours...


D-2 omg omg


Today I'm grateful for being sore from strength training, taking the dogs on walks today, sweet potatoes, picking my granddaughter up from school, and getting some laundry done.


Terribly adore Paul Mnisi and I love how he's preserving the legacy of our iconic artists. Kudos to you brother


Ja out 3-5 weeks? Smh


Yo @Clayster got any merch you didnt get rid of


Gorgeous gorgeous girls gained 5lbs over Christmas n will continue to gain more up until January 1st


Shoutout to my girl for buying too much toilet paper before it was cool


20 likes for an alpha delivered to your Dm. First 20 likes in 2 minutes qualify.


Ho una mazza ma non sto giocando a cricket, bitch


Don’t let failure define you. Let it refine you as you blossom beautifully


Gon ignore all the crying emoji´s in ur notiś


Us 1d fans are soo powerfull like we hacmed a whole ass security sistem just to see the boys. Love being in this fandom.


"love that they are proud to be Christian in this anti-christian country" Be fr


I want my wedding video to be similar to a Modern Family episode


When your building manager is one of those wanky "getting up early is a virtue" jerks and schedules FIRE ALARM TESTING at 8am. What the actual fuck?!


FUCKING W ROT IN HELL BITCH


LLC Twitter is back at it again with the monetary vs emotional value of money battle


Once I hit 1M I’m sponsoring BBL’s


The idea of men is always better that’s why I Stan


the way i can say i Can drive but ite better i dont bc i dont have much experience and being behind the wherl gives me so much anxiety that the lower portion of my body gets tense to the point that i’m frozen. also i don’t have a license


Feels like I’m learning how to mix all over again and I love it! Might lose my mind but I’m good


You know you're a true grinder when you edit a tiktok while you poopoo


Just put my titty in ya mouth sometimes and I’ll be happy


Girlfriend? Enfa bi da!


TMNT Shredders revenge is my personal game of the year. Awesome soundtrack, superb pixel art style, great combat and tight controls. Still haven't touch the big AAA games though but I will someday. I'm more excited for the AA games that is coming out


Mu kids do to much


White Whale Studios it is


I was here 22/02/22, claim urself by commenting


New routine


Im developing body dysmorphia


Imagine going drinking tonight and being hungover tomorrow yock who does that


I went grocery shopping which was painful enough, but my friend who was with me left 2 bags at the store. Thankfully the store knows me and kept them for me. I need a nap


RIP Eddie Van Halen... literally one of my favorite artists of all time and one of the best PERIOD... don’t text


Are you ready for a challenge? Create your dinner with brussels sprouts, fish, tartare sauce, and gemelli


i just woke up and am still in bed IM SCARED why is my stomach making these intergalactic sounds bro it’s sounds like it’s passing gas or some shit


Just drank @user for the first time and OMG shits a game changer


when you find that one coffee that you can’t wait to wake up and drink first thing in the morning


He was found guilty on 4/20 good day to get high and celebrate.


I was confused cause the ones I loved ain’t prove much


Well needed hoop session


Who checked on you today? exactly… focus on yourself


I thought money is the only thing that changed people, not until yesterday that I went to an occasion and ordinary Jollof rice made someone act as if she doesn't know me


I love seeing ppl happy


Pinche calorsss!


I h8 when mfs beat around the bush like wassup what’s on yo chest


Watching the Maid on #Netflix and Alex is really pissing me off.


White chocolate hits different


did anyone do a “brad pitt once said”???


Forever protecting my energy


Constantly between wanting to save lots of money and wanting to go on lots of trips


and if you think I’m gone sweat you, you out yo mf mind


Will we ever get Elisabeth Moss in a rom-com or comedy?


sharp pain up and down my right leg, mainly around my knee. having a great tuesday


just got weverse on my tv yup yup


THE BREAD IS COMING


whooped @user in Madden back to back games and now I can retire as the GOAT in peace. Real good to me.


Imagine if West Ham get Marcelo Bielsa... His high pressing, attacking, murder ball football could actually cause havoc on the opposition


How you gon bite the hand that fed you


I think ima be crying my ass off on Bryson graduation


Excited to be back in Colorado with my girl for Valentine’s week


Happy 0 follower$!!


Hennesey, allow it man


greatest player of all time isn’t in the hof


Very conflicted between my prediction league, my fantasy league, and rooting for the Storm right now. 9-8 Storm with a Tedesco hat-trick please, take the hit on the predictions


He said he doesn’t wanna talk about his girl, I said I didn’t ask about her


Just realised this guy I know irl blocked me on his personal account then forgot to block me on his business account that he asks me to retweet content from. Is it crack?!


Social media will make you think everyone is above your level until you meet them in person.


I went from driving over 500 miles a week, to driving 0


This shit is so surreal….


i want to be masc but i could never give up high waisted jeans


It’s just too disturbing to watch.


Peter was getting his asss handed to him in Spider-Man 3


From Amazon to At Home, I’m steady ordering shit


Listening to “Child’s Song” by @user watching my 1 year old son eat spaghetti and SOBBING it’s fine I’m fine


Well, @user Thanks for showing up, faggots.


I never understood how a nigga get mad at a female that was never their girlfriend


TROUSER COLLECTION CUTIEEEE


Currently@running off cellular as our internet decided cr*p out at the last moment. Don’t know what’s wrong and no one can get out to check the lines until later this month


You know you've reached peak adulthood when you get excited about small appliances getting delivered to your house


Dino and fFk making those “apostle will hear of this” type skits now


Got my Monsta X ticket


Friday gone be my rest day. I got a half of day too whew


Dunno about everyone else but we’re not on a heating shortage in this house


You gone fail if you don’t trust in gods timing. You gone rush and regret


idk why but onces (at least ig stans) have such a dry sense of humour


If you want a guy with a car you will find him where you parked yours.Stop stressing other peoples son.


Gotta make this money, both ways


i have not touched my assignments at all this week


I’m ready for another break!! They be working my brain too much!!


Someone from Moscow Russia just tried to access my account. Tf they trying to leak my nudes for?


Making at HATE page and telling someone to get an abortion because there with someone you want is NOT I mean NOT ok .......... yea you k ow who you are


Idk if I’m just stressed from this job or if this shot is the reason I feel like this but


We off the wine 2nite


Foreigns aint for the weak high ass gas


They don’t like me cause I’m cocky well, I can’t help that my sexy sell


I met a really cool older man by the name of Richard at AutoZone… we talked about #lifenstuff he says he sees I am a man of god.


Going to listen to the queens gambit soundtrack while playing my classical game today. Yeah I’ve solved chess


Trying to make a last min dinner reservations tomorrow and everything is booked up


If I knew St. Louis was breeding fine niggas like this after I left I would have moved back home!


Even though "Buzzard Dust" is the slang word for meth, I was 110% drug free when i produced it.


He knows the nest was going crzy


if nfts don't boom hard tomorrow - i'm going on vacation 4/20 is my last hope


Who's gonna be my 700 follower?


gm everyone... hope you have a great day


Rice blocks that just saying


I need Mel Monroe pictures so I can change it soon


I hit that nat like an animal


I like to hit ya where it hurt at dpwm


$SPCE loss is loss, not good !!


I’m not arguing with no man that’s living off their baby mom but yet pretending for social media


I want a sugar mamma


im ready for august


Just got some devastating news that my uncle passed away


When I like a science fiction story, I'm prepared to extend a terrific generosity of spirit to that story in suspending disbelief and just enjoying it. That includes buying into some *cringe-inducingly* dodgy physics. Sorry, @user - sometimes the story's just worth it.


@ the person from South Korea that just hacked into my Nintendo account...go away, it's almost 5am and the Nintendo security email woke me up. At least do it during the day when I'm aWAKE


love when I'm iffy on a top & then instantaneous get a compliment on it while I'm out


ily always jin


$amrn #amrn will monitor closely the agenda of the next CHMP meeting (scheduled next week). We may be close to EMA positive opinion


wangsheng funeral parlor team will be completed


I be getting agitated in .2 seconds


That's probably enough tweeting for a bit. Have a great night, everyone!


Naked and caged in bed and nobody there to cuddle or fuck


Michael Mann is cooking an Enzo Ferrari biopic starring Adam Driver


Thank God it doesn’t get that hot here.


I really spent almost 20-30mins trying to take out my oil filter because the previous owner had it in hella tight


just found out my husband gave nyu chlamdiya


cupcake blinks may now jump off a cliff


I’ve got bad life of rhythm since the working at home started


People don't interact with smoll acc like meh.


Please don't let the what ifs control the decisions you make. You can do all things through Christ who strengthens you. Don't sell yourself short. You my dear are more than you think you are. I know there is a young lady needing to read this. Trust him. He has your back.


.@steveyeun is such a fox


Feeling overwhelmed and I don't know what to do, I thought I'd just be doing something nice for people but it's not working out and I'm getting so stressed


The Weeknds most underrated verse of the year is his feature on Rambo (Last Blood) from the Trapsoul deluxe.. If you haven’t heard it yet do yourself a favour and listen now. Nothing but fire


if one more limp noodle dick comes into my stream and spoils my play through, i’m gonna ruin their life


ima probs just stay here until this other show ends


out here managing my anxiety n sheeit


honestly, if OW2 is up by stream I’m gonna go back to Minecraft for tonight


I want to twist my hair but I don’t wanna do it myself


My heart is too damn big to have fake ass friends in my life. I would do anything to help my circle. I’ll be damned if I EVER allow another person treat me the way I’ve allowed some of my “friends” treat me. The amount of DISRESPECT I’ve dealt with the last week is disgusting.


Scored a goal today with my weak foot ..it was maad


We are thrilled to announce the first public event for #medhat's @user Community Action Lab is Tuesday, Feb 7, 2023 at 7 pm at the Esplanade Arts & Heritage Centre. At the annual #StateOfTheCity address, Mayor @user revealed that registration is now open!


God please I went to bed semi early and I'm still just getting worse, fuck off cough I wanna be drunk w my friends on New Years


I wish today was the last day we’d hear about this election but I know this shit ain’t over


Zuko named his son Iroh


Are double-maskers double-stupid?


I can’t believe my life is so peaceful.


Goodnight y'all. Add 'Workout' to your to-do list for tomorrow.


#BidenHarris2020 James Clyburn just said let’s dedicate this election to the late John Lewis. I’m telling you, I gotta stop crying happy tears. My heart is so full


I need some edge control fuckkkkkk


Only four cars park in front of Casablanca night club, GRA PH. Me; Port Harcourt men are obedient


Why do y’all delete people on snap when you get in relationships? Especially if you don’t talk to that person?


what if i just join newsies twt full time i am tired of everything


Loa - Thug like me


You say you wana go to heaven well grab my hand. Im heaven on earth


help me come up with some cute bts-related words or phrases to give my animal crossing characters as catchphrases! so far i have borahae, love yourself, i'm the one i should love and dynamite


Good luck to everyone who is trying to buy tickets for the Permission To Dance show !!! Hope you will all get your concert ticket !


Acquired 1 @user Don't know what I'm doing, might regret later


They said it was nothing wrong, it was all just a phase


Went to Vote today, definitely got lost in this giant church. Parked on the opposite side, then had to walk all the way around


Can somebody please tell him the reaall reason


Ok but Jordan from all American...


taking a walk . if you hear the sound of a beautiful angel in the woods DON’T be alarmed it’s just me singing along to last years spotify wrapped


i just wanna go to sleep but my friends keep staying out so fucking late and there’s only one set of keys


Great win @LFC despite Martin Atkinson


I never look at who shit I be liking. I just tap a away.


lonely st


Someone wanna donate to my cause? I’m trynna be a pilot like yesterday.


2 months of owning a car, don’t have enough money for gas, that’s a pog moment right there


I still have some free trials in my bio for OF. Grab them while you can


No responsibilities to worry about


shit be lame asf i jus cant deal


Music: A huge thank you and well done to the 40+ musicians involved in Wrekin Young Musician this evening. Some great performances across two venues!! Huge thanks to our adjudicators and accompanists too! Bravo


Youtube just laid it down in the @MatPatGT St Jude charity live stream


from ded gaem to dad game


I just lost $2 dollars then found two twenties


Wish I could be seeing Courtney Barnett today but covid is so bad and I don’t wanna catch that shit


Have to submit this essay by next week


poor Kayce lost his voice


Life update: I'm back in school. Slightly MIA due to health and academic concerns. Expect more light posts!


Fat of a nap, now gym time


This is whyy i likee coming to my fam bc i lovee hearing their stories when they were young in mexico


Took a small nap, now it's time for video games!


Can’t do that stress shit that’s for broke boys -


WHAT A TEAM GOAL!! Wales 0-3 England


Definitely going on vacation for my birthday


Zaha with the Minnie Mouse haircut


Only an hour in...and loving Glass Onion. Genius


Long distance friendships suck bro


Watch how people treat you they can be being devious right in front of you


Anything can happen in a NY minute


3/7 of got7 went live and i missed it


I havent played .@FallGuysGame yet


CLIFF NOTES NEWS: OK. So……………………..Trump. Mar-a-Lago. FBI. Boxes of naughty papers. TFG calls everyone poopy heads. *snicker* *giggle* *guffaw*


the advanced search shit on yet isnt working so imma have to do this manually


In my attempt to ‘finish as much of my backlog before PS5’ I’ve just finished the story of Mirror’s Edge Catalyst.


All dis money don’t mean nothin it ain’t been da same


I love the ocean so much why must I be terrified


I had to make a couple bandz by my lonely


Ayeeeee Yall........


If odogwu wont come tmr he should say it so I stay in my house


girlie everyone has the same contact pic for me too cause i fucking sent it


Whoever I marry will get to experience the happiest and healthiest version of me


Morata open goal, Come on dude


Always gone be good


Pineapple whip freezes


I just keep getting blonder & blonder baby


Imagine doing life with a partner that doesn't understand the bliss that is half cooked onions


Three years ago today I resigned from Scot!a.


Playing Fine Young Cannibals at the CVS which is what I’m hoping to turn into after this bivalent booster shot.


I give up on socializing today


Sitting here, struggling to make this fabric draping look believable, when I remember that I have blankets in real life...that I can drape over a chair. Problem solved in about 5 minutes.


I ain’t gonna lie I haven’t let a Haitian cut my hair in years!!! And I’m not bout to change that today


Athleticism to score first goal


I don't remember Florida being this hot


I love how my mom knows the artist I listen to and randomly sends me a pic of it whenever it’s on the radio in her car


Wtf !! is this where the “switch” happens?! Or is it just pure manipulation?


Ugh Edwin is so good at what he does can’t wait for you guys to see the work he did for me


0101 Yunnie @user


I wanna have a crush on someone


Just a heads up, I think I'm gonna have a "sale" for the commissions prices that you can see on the sheet pinned of course, for these last days of the year. The cut is the following: - 50€ > 30€ - 80/100€ > 50/70€ - 120+€ > 100€ Happy Holidays


Finally finished #TheSerpent . Absolutely brilliant. Well worth watching


Finally, gathered the courage to....


If I can’t hang off you like a wild chimpanzee why are you here


Dogecoin is so weird!


Sheesh . Hope he straight


It's been really fun to learn that my husband's teacher voice is VERY loud


Drop the ### for our rap genius!!!


So I Was A Lil Cold At Work Waiting On The Shuttle, Why My Old/New Coworker Gonna Say Cuz You Tryna Be Cute….. Bitchhhhh We Ain’t Work Together In 4 Years & You Still Old, Bald, A HATER, Country As Hell


I stay vulnerable


My costume arrived today. Let’s just say ima be cold in LA


Finally we have some gator action


Soon as you walk in x Tink


I’ve had my car for almost 3 years now and never hot-boxed in it... until yesterday


2-1 game and Trent Thornton


Hate burning myself


cant fade no new nigga in my gang


MORE GELATOS THAN RUNTZ THEMSLEVES


G free all my male homies from broke btches


Ebi me p3r anaaa My whatsapp


I promise you the world will not implode if you just let ignorant Muhfuckas talk to themselves and ignore their comments


Aw my nails look cute


Came off the Avenue and ran into a diva!