My period isn’t for another week & my boobs are so sore like why? For what? Someone help


7 watching online ‘school’ vids: “Did you know, nurse sharks, they don’t work in a hospital, but they might draw blood!”


What’s y’all definition of toxic? Just so we’re clear ....


Honestly I feel so bad for her skin doing that every day for work but I guess people get accustomed to it? I barely touch my face


the thing about #shinee is that even if you're not a fan, you're a fan


lol college has me questioning if i really wanna work in the medical field every single day


16 min mile today, going for 14 tomorrow


The phone ins will be fun tonight


Get u a girl that wear booty shorts and anklets


In 2022, despite all market conditions, @user had: - 30 significant web/extension wallet releases - 21 significant mobile wallet releases (app store review is a pain in the ass) Every week apps getting better - don't miss out


Everybody's tryna be a billionaire But every time I look at you, I just don't care 'Cause all I wanna be, yeah, all I ever wanna be, yeah, yeah Is somebody to you (Yeah, you!)


WERE C!BOOMERS HAT


I Hope I Got A&D Ina House Cause I Was Literally Just in CVS


ngl news about rm3 release is a big “not today” moment for me, because it has not been fun these day


I be nice to Niggas once or twice every 3 months. Gotta keep ‘em guessing.


the life of a mediator is very exhausting, how do I opt out


Jungkook’s whole look in the Butter teaser


nigga go put them serenede jeans back


the Preacher’s Wife version


I super appreciate my doctor. Called in, left a message saying I needed something & a few hours later got a text that it was filled at CVS


Successfully finished 6 avocados from Costco like a champion


Drinking w/o my man but he’s in for a treat tonight


Cause one thing abt me…. Ima feed my Niggas.. Take that how u will


"Failure" is simply a "Opportunity" to begin again This "Time" do more "Intelligently"....


Pepper soup noodles with chunks of goat meat will bang Make the Cameroon pepper plenty with 3 cold caprisun


make it ring $kristenhanesss


i should've stayed where i was parked kanina


Well in #Pompey.


I aint apart of this circus my soul been over workin


It’s looking real slow for a nap


New post of me on @user ‘s account! Go give him a follow


I love it when you just acknowledge my existence


Lew says I’m the prettiest so idc what u hoes think


Baked chicken mashed potatoes broccoli rice dinner rolls and green beans


I cant wait to actually set up our living room and start having cute little get togethers and such


Thay quarantine weight I put on is falling right off I’m 28lbs down and one of the downsides is a deflated ass


While everyone is doing their part and staying home, please still remember to brush your teeth and now is the perfect time to pick up a flossing habit


I think I fixed the problem for my viewers where the quality is stuck in 1080.. but i’m going live later on today most likely.


Need to tf into a fatass cow like, yesterday


I don’t have strong opinions on Ukraine but seeing the same people who lied about Iraq excitedly gearing us up for war has me


the big bang theory is good...not sorry


Only real ones saved their load for young Purah


day 39377 of self quarantine and my new manager just recognized me bc she’s a neighbor


Why did the queen sniff it now im off college ffs, just wait till next week


just gonna stand their and watch me burn, that's alright because i like the way it hurts just gonna stand their and hear me cry, but that's alright because i love the way you lie, i love the way you lie


On a plane waiting to take off and the flight attendant says they have to pilots rn so we are waiting. How is there no pilots ??¿


Desperate..bout to roll my own joint


On today’s episode of Valerie’s Ls I cashed out 200 from cashapp to my old card instead of my new one


Get out your feelings, get a bag hoe


Can’t believe I caught the same fucking stomach bug I did 2 weeks ago by going back to school for a day this is terrible


Eating peanut butter toast in bed because I’m exhaustipated! TIRED, people...I’m tired. The joys of auto immune diseases.


Anyone else drowning in uni work…this ain’t fun


My problem is i wanna have a flat stomach after 100 sit-ups ...


If you are into fraud or knows someone that’s into it and you are dragging @user may @officialEFCC locate you very soon. Amen


Good morning, Awali hari dengan overthinking!


Lighters, candies are beautiful strawberries and cigarettes


O/U - 80 Number of times this week I’ll hear “At least it’s not snow”


2023 is looking special for me already.


aggressively cleaning while angry


Fuck the club I rather make this money Then make some more tomorrrrr


Here’s a reason to laugh in these tough times. I was playing with @user ‘s puppy, misjudged how close I was to the floor, and slammed my entire face into it. I’m okay. Nose is sore, slightly swollen, and bruised. Moral of the story: I’m a hazard


Don’t step over boundaries


And tell yo sister I don’t love ha, I’m in love with ha mouth


It is officially birthday, the first one without my dad and it hurts like hell. I just miss him so much and the pain just doesn’t seem to go away


I really got this durag on looking like DeAdrian fr


I hate doing errands and I forget that one item


Y’all be on this app.... nvm


In my own lane at my own speed


KD will just pull up on your double team from 3 like hold that


Insomnia opens today yall


This app is fucking cursed


she using me, but it’s cool we use each other.


I gotta stop making up scenarios in my head


Trying to become a twitter baddie like @user is a lot harder when you aren’t as cool, funny, or hot as him


Niggas lying abt their intentions to get pussy is sooooo weird to me


I’m Tryna Have Him 16 Outfits


lowkey starting to think that my unhealthy sleeping habits are why I’ve been constantly sick


Anyways, almost to half a spark


Despite a wall of players right in from of Rashford, he still won't pass the damn ball


Watsss?


Its good to see green graphs back


It takes a real hustler to shout at taxi rank..."Cool time, Mofaya, Amakipkip, Amagwinya, etc." God bless their hustle.


I be sooo bored ..


I ain’t no chef but one think I can do is throw it down in the kitchen


I’m so excited!! My mom is making me camarones al la diabla


Shrimp and brussel sprouts for lunch


hi babies! I'm finally back! I'm so sorry for not being active today, I'm so busy and tired :( I hope you have had a great day! Sending love to everyone!♡ pls,say hi to me


On the bright side I got a callback for a new job and I don’t even have to do an interview


i just wanna keep calling your name until you come back home


23 straight days in chastity for @user The longest I’d ever gone without an orgasm before was 1 week


had to deactivate my twitter account because some girl saw my likes


EE defo said my phone would be ready in a week. It’s been almost 2


Them: why U not getting married? Me: I'm still running assimilation


Ladies: If a man cat-calls you, wanting to be your boyfriend, tell them this. “I will bite your dick off.” If they stick around, continue. “By agreeing to this relationship you consent to me, whenever I desire, to bite your dick off, grill it, and serve it to your mother.”


Severance one episode in got my jaw on the floor.


feel like this girl flirting w me ? but i could be wrong


I’m ready to drive my car off a cliff I want it gone fr anyways pls pray I make it back to LA tmw


THANK YOU SA 300K FOLLERS


ANGELS LIKE YOU


just read like 8 finnick ffs gnite y’all


I freaking miss you :(


the things i would do for a reverse retro jersey


I’m always horny tbh


Greyhounds 8.04 Trap 3 Like if your on


today wasn’t a great day at all lol i hate it all


I am very much a freak in bed.


i just had a bowl of takis, hot cheetos, n hot fries with lemon


A draw is better than losing three points but it was such a loss seeing how we've had opportunities yet none got in. I exited the stream on the 60-ish minutes and hell the commentators had the same stress as I. Should've gotten 6 goals at least but none slipped in the net


way too many bad thoughts


Babyface Ray - Paperwork Party


I took the fattest nap on my lunch & now i feel like a new person


Miami and bowl games are the worst pair


Smoking #CannabisIs a breach of the County Council's No Smoking Policy


jimin would be such a mean dom


What Goes In A Hospital Bag ? They Don’t Give You Everything You Need ? & How Long Do You Gotta Stay ? So Many Questions


I miss mas R


no preview today...


my bf was really clingy today


goodnight my loves, stay safe & look after yourselves


think I’m finna buy me a Bully


I miss that jabee breakfast


I wanna see someone get their nipples & vagina pierced


david brownie


i should eat leftovers or buy food


I’m attracted to lips and teeth. Ain’t nothing better than a fine ass girl with a good mouth piece


I haven’t wheezed from some weed in forever


Is it possible to have a stroke at 29 years old or is my anxiety just slowly killing me and making me go mental ???


Go lover hein…


i just feel like ........ everybody needs to be nice to me


Seems like I'll clear my beard


going priv for a bit and also hard blocking ppl who defend connor


Anyone know if fortnite version 23.20 comes out next week


If we r from another showbiz as Korea or CN, I dont know how many people will be called out everyday, from agency to brand to fanclub to fans. All of them did disgusting behaviors but here seems like victims r weak n audiences really dont know how to protect their artists


It’s week two and ah wanna drop out


in order to get this internship i need an az driver's license


on the bright side he’s just getting bigger and I couldn’t be more proud


I’ve been kinda looking at a pet adoption agency near where I’ll be moving in Jan and they had 3 kittens up that were siblings named Tic, Tac, and Toe and now Tac is the only one who hasn’t been adopted


getting very tired of interacting and working with human beings


I need a bit of help (well more suggestions than anything). The likelihood that I'm going to spend my birthday in isolation is growing more by the day & I'm stumped about what to do...I was going to have a meal with my family/friends. Any suggestions would be appreciated


But that’s irrelevant rn


My handwriting is so ugly


My discord account has been disabled


Thinking imma chase you is brazy


Yeah I’m getting my neck tatted


mad bc it doesn't feel the same when i try to touch myself i only like it when they do it


2 likes in 1 hour? As per nobody dey engage my tweets


BUILDING with @user thank you to @user for all the support!


That Blue Acuna jersey is the next thing I’m getting


i want some marshmallows


Mail just sent me a time sensitive letter dated May 7th so, I was freaking out today


Who knew a little over a week from Twitter would make me feel this nice


Pretty soon i'm go live on my youtube channel stay tune for that


Yeah go #NoNutNovember I'll take care of your girls


we tryna make a milli from nothing, what niggas mad about ,?


i went to the store w smudged liner and mascara from crying earlier bruh no wonder the cashier was looking at me funny bc i didn’t even notice till rn


my friend’s bf just came home and they’re acting all cute and now i’m sad and jealous


stop texting me i hate having to reply to people


Facebook is just horrible, usually promoting pages/websites that are scams.


Bruh I have such a type


I talk to my nail people , it’s on tomorrow


I miss morgan moses


I can’t wait to go to the lantern festival with my baby


Hey babes! We’ve been a little slow in the order process BUT we have some surprises coming your way very soon


I want to to stream but I don't know what I want to doooooooooooo


One of my friends gave me the best advice ever and all she said was “some stuff not worth addressing, because you’ll never get the truth anyway jus another argument”. I whole heartedly jus wanna live by this and learn to stop addressing everything and choose PEACE


I’m having a good run today


IS TWITTER DOW N !? c,can anybody hear mee


This us right now —->


God keeps sending ppl my way and they're all to better my future


not me n mines eating pho on a 110 degree day


Girl plssss you was sleeping for 10 minutes ... cat nappppp girl


It was too much to call it the China virus but Nancy can go start WW3


i did not see that play but the way danny mac announced it, i know it was good


How the streets looking?


I feed all of u hoes, u should be disgusted by the new me


Looks like CelerNetwork is in their own world just building away while the world burns $CELR


Listening to a mix album of Gregory Issacs, Isaac Black, Evi Edna-Ogholi, UB40, The Mandators, Andy Shurman, Peterside Ottong, Maxwell Udoh, Onyeka Onwenu, Christie Essien-Igbokwe, Orits Wiliki, Ras Kimono, Majek Fashek, Don Carlos, Classical music to the soul this season


Going to watch a ‘sneaky preview’ at my local indie movie theatre alone…sad or main character vibes? that is the question


I might have to now buy a new table - an extending table. I'm itching to do another jigsaw puzzle but I hate having my meals on a tray on my lap. The problem would be solved if I had a much bigger flat. I'm off to buy a lottery ticket. See you later.


niggas gonna be weird regardless


vic was like "wow u hit me, bit me, scratched me, pushed me, u must really love me rn"


Anyone want to buy me primogems please I’m desperate I used 30 pulls and didn’t get sayu


Joymon in Alberta


Anything happens to me. Y’all know which family to catch


Ramadan online cooking classes here and there. We need to know that there's so much to do in this Holy Month than just cooking. Engage yourself in reading the Qur'an, Tasbih/Dhikr, night Prayers. Make the most of your time in doing these. That is better for you #Ramadan2020


Lot of f-35's


Just do what Keisha said


dark skin shawty. melanin


Party Next Door x Peace of Mind


Loving #DesignatedSurvivor


If it’s about a bag I’m moving Iaint moving off the love


I can’t believe I snagged the battle net tag of YAMZ


Remember that time we were supposed to go to Hawaii in 4 days


New potatoes are just


need a gf where we can turn on a movie and we both know we're not paying attention and making out instead


I was just kidding y’all I didn’t end the space to go to the gym. I’m actually just horny


I’m ready to start wearing makeup again full time lol it was just too hot over the summer for that


me always getting veggie bowl so then I get free guac


it's the way clara is the only one who has a photo that confirms my presence at harry's concert


this world needs more love in these times.


Finally a weekend to look forward to


I got up yesterday & mopped the fuck outta my kitchen. Guess who just spilled the entire pitcher of water & has to mop again?


It turns out, I make a great spicy carrot and coriander soup


give me ur bisexual anthems for my playlist


and he missed a clean oop from curry


Can’t wait to lace my kid


1st shift position has opened up and I'm definitely letting them know tomorrow I'm interested! I miss getting off 2-3


Once you date me no break up. It's either we plan for a wedding or your funeral


Man I paid $70 to play Vanguard for a week


My wife saw the house from a different view than we normally get… noticed a big chunk of missing shingles. We’re supposed to get 2” of rain tonight. I hate heights. I’m currently 20’ in the air, on a 12/12 roof, patching a roof and the rain just started…


Did my best color grading yet today. Definitely the hardest part of video editing for me, so big W


Me: It's been so quiet in the office today! Maybe I can actually work while listening to a podcast for once! *puts headphones on, hits play* *literally 0.25 seconds pass* Coworker: Hey! Question for you! Me:


s01 ep 07 de Dark...


I want someone to give me bruises


Just realised tmrw I find out if I got into the acting school of my dreams aH


Waaah I just noticed my j-hope pot set is Shipping Soon!


En fin. Bleach time now


Now I have a bruise and my forehead that’s what I get for looking at my phone and not watching where I’m going lmao


Tee and I have almost been together for a year and that makes me so happy.


being pretty really does put you in some tough situations sometimes


February and March are completely booked for me with work and I couldn’t be happier


Need to read kemono jihen


How's it going? 3:15am here.. Good morning!


Not me almost having an anxiety attack with my friend on the call with me. I stopped at crying


Does someone wanna go to the cages with me sometime this week?


I told my 19 y/o brother I graduated from high school almost 10 years ago and he asked me what kind of dinosaur I was.


realizing i have no idea how to draw clothes on anything


Gym sesh was good today


Is a 3rd degree really worth it


Just happy stimmed nonstop for a few minutes, and now my neck kinda hurts from my hand flapping


who is the most consistent 4eart grinder


I need some Damn Yamps! I hate making groceries with cash


Nip ending in Day One is a gem


WILBUR :D


I feel so grossed out by food sometimes these fries dipped in grease or sum before y’all gave them to me


Anne with and E ruined me. Still can't stop thinking about it, 2 weeks after I finished it.


gonna watch every kdrama wi hajoon is in


#handmaidstale is pissing me off. I ain’t got time for this woman’s stupidity.


People have been on my ass since I walked in to work


everyone was making o.o out to be bad but it was actually kinda good


Rapido add k ramp anna @alluarjun Especially slang


Tranmere doing the biz


bitch don’t bring my baby momma up , she richer than your niggas..


Spend that shit on denim


Mes memories du moment ils sont bizzare


I miss Son Ye Jin.


00:00 I have a confession to make. I have been secretly staning Davido. Thought I come out now. Team Davido


Thinking about that first Monday rising in DC. I just listed to a song I was playing that day when I was getting ready for my day


i feel so good after having salad as my omad to be fair it was so good plus the dressing i used was also only 30 cals a tablespoon so it didnt add much extra


I get my company credit card next week


If you could only watch one for the rest of your life?


I got you attached now you mad you can’t have me


My chit chat babes are the cutest,


Like Fuck My Pain I Thank God I Made It Out The Storm


I remember a time where daylight savings was approaching and when it happened , my brain did a whole 360 because why did I go through 2AM twice in one night?


I'll write a book someday but right now I'm giving freely what I've been given.


Why can’t I find @user podcast on @Spotify ? Even when I searched top shows it was no where to be found… I wanted to listen to the recent episode with @GadSaad


No Cape Townians will leave their houses in this rain to go and vote. Can we vote online?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY Winston Churchill


he love a pretty face but i’m thicka


That GD looking


What’s your bad habit ? Mine is me farting in my sleep


Just in case you see Magats like @danabrams saying trump wouldn’t be kept from office,they are full of sh*t.Has nothing to do with classification but lying to a FBI, which trump did when he said he didn’t have the stuff they later found.That lie is worth 3 yrs and no fed office


Gambling is so fun. Even when I lose, I still win because I’ve enjoyed the race and had a good time with my friends


This is the best thing I have to watched so far I can’t get over it,plus I love speed


watching happiest season


The football team Kobe Bryant supported AC Milan just won 4-2 in extra time today in their first game after his passing. Flip does numbers around and what do u get? 24. That was for Mamba


i wanna throw a fit but i cant


noooo my fav game on steam is already gone


This Orient commentary team


Can’t just say you my bitch you gotta pass da throat test


Sad music is my thing


Bruh why do people announce when they’re single???


& of course I decided yesterday was my last day for using drugs to numb the pain & put me to sleep


I Have officially finished painting this kitchen


thinking about how when i came out to my mum her friend gave me some of her wlw books and now i can’t read anything unless it’s real gay


Old people are so funny on snapchat


Boohoo’s new underwear sets are absolute fire, need them all


I decided to have a collision in my tennis session tonight while playing doubles, how was ur day


Think he can sense a mood swing?


When is this shit gonna end bruh


Finally on days off so I’m gonna chug a bottle


“The black hearted man has left his fingerprints on you and porn magazines are in his temple. The women in them…like a shrine. There are men who are single and they have a lot of energy for women. There are men who worship women. It’s very serious to hurt you.” - God


Grounded + humble


I can’t think of a simple message for this campaign, clearly this is a sign that I should close this laptop


just booked my hair appointment. I’m so excited


okay now that’s over literally who to follow like, i tweeted this already but i like diversity!! but i dont wanna be all like pls follow me cause it feel weird idk prolly gonna read some aus on main to think it over! ill brb, loves


Commentator talking like Liverpool are playing PSG Southampton are a place above us


Solana's DeFi project Mercurial relaunches as Meteora. With a new token of course


Whining about how shit the community is isn’t going to make it better


00:00 @user be happy


free me from the shackles of thinking I need a “lil nap” every time I eat.


#LiveRacaNegra mores to amando essa live


I'd be doing my thesis research.. IF someone wouldn't plagiarized ATEEZ .. jypee


Was listening to stories my dad was telling about his visit with his mom, shit was golden


nice to know i wont ever be recognised as he


falling asleep under the dryer


I hate when people ask me is my hair fake


Baby has so much energy. Mommy does not.


My telfar is heaaa


Why y’all ain’t tell me JayDaYoungan go so krazy


My baby girl is 1 month already


i miss sunoo


I used to come on this account to get some peace and quiet


Getting mad at your self cause you can’t leave me aloneee


Just got excited thinking (hoping) Emily is going to be my news years kiss


bro when jongho dances he gets so cocky and he deserves to be honestly


Bought the Selena lipstick


If you hoping I fall off u gone be waiting on it


They be mad when you turn the pussy down


I literally don't give a fuck about anything anymore, who's with me


I need ice cream and a fresh !


Is it wrong for me to believe he will have a major respiratory event within a few days?


they delusional so delusional


Tremors was the film that made me get a crush on Kevin Bacon, then I watched Sleepers and went off him.


Just made a great investment #fmf


spicy soup in my nostril


Tomorrow I have 3 test On Thursday I have 4 test On Friday I have 4 test Then on Monday I have 2 test so I have total 13 test


Also: this Eibar shirt


Thought about getting the sims again, but then I remembered how scummy it is with it's dlc. like. why the heck do MULTIPLE of it's dlcs, which add some clothes/decorations, and maybe a new feature cost as much if not MORE than the base game?!!? it is almost $1k for all of it


"Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom." #JusticeForSushantSinghRajput Saviour Sushant


Sorry I dont support ur "small business" cos ur a cunt


We outchea searching for love but then we have types


Just know when I pop out with my better half it’s REAL REAL


Just asked Dr. Fauci a question and he responded.


Round 2 today


Klay ditching the headband tonight


b ready for me to post just to watch don’t check fa me check that nigga


Whew chilay


My toxic trait is that if I pay in cash, it doesn’t count


got a dream to make it out and put on for my team


I need too stop my foolishness


I have been absolutely enjoying #Overwatch2. Nothing short of a refreshing start


Ima always choose my family. Just so happens we all family now


I dreamt I was at knott’s and the safety guard broke while I was on the ride lmao


Life spoiler: You will definitely die


Chainsaw man's new chapter is way too cool and fucked up, I love this manga


This year ankasa bet dey chop boys demma money. Charley I shun, ago resume betting in 2021


Chicago freestyle hit different when you from the midwest


This @user better hit since @user wants to close an hour and a half early on a Tuesday


I’m always fucking sleepy! I’m sick of this.


I'm gonna made the lucamike thread now the votes point to yes


Deeply worried that @alisoneroman doesn’t own a lime/lemon squeezer


I hope Philonise Floyd gets the sleep he deserves


How do y’all know y’all heights ?


Come on July


Does Mick Mulvaney have a contract with NewsNight


i’m literally so excited to graduate and start pursuing fashion. i’ve been flipping clothes lately and i’m really proud of my pieces


I Love Women Curves , How Could You Not?


Wayment y’all don’t get tested?


I’m so over this #quarantine .. I mean I’m mostly a homebody anyways , but the fact that there’s nowhere to go even if I WANTED to is just ughh


Preparing for an interview for a job you really want is so stressful


Now I have to pay for Turpin


My aunty just confined the men in they 70’s still be actin up SMH


Those who unfollow us to increase their followers. Do they want to be celebrities? Twitter celebrity!!


Hi @Instacart - trying to sign up as a delivery driver/Canada and running into several glitches - is there a way to contact you directly? Thank you


Just know I’m back up on my bs


Daily devotional


New opportunity loading …


Shotgun pump action


So dramatic bout a cheating ass nigga


My mother cooking spaghetti


Ik what I finna do


I want koolaid ice cubes


cramps up by 1


Sydney Renae’s new album slappppsss


What a run chase #england cricket @ECB_cricket superb performance from a team hastily put together


Ive got an idea for your Chastity key


you ain’t fuck me, ya fucked the old body


you gerrit? if you don't gerrit forabarit


Y’all I just took the best nap ever


$FTM chart update many hours late Next tweet


When I was little my dad would take me w/ him to do inspections for work on the weekends & we’d always be blasting music. He’d put on Pac & tell me it was just us against the world. Some of my fav memories tbh


cut my nails so now i can go back to playing guitar


A second freaking knife has gone missing from my kitchen. WITF. Someone is plotting my death or trying to make me go crazy.


Now I feel bad, they went private because of me


Gabriel a.s love Gabriel a.s


In unrelated news: I was just thinking today how my hair is looking so much better. It’s still a bit thin at the front left which is where it started, but along my centre parting, especially towards the back, it’s looking much thicker


Just learned what offsides is in soccer and it makes no fucking sense to me!


say you fancy me not fancy stuffs


Love getting told that I'm supposed to get plane tickets and fly down to be a backup manager cuz no one communicates with me


Yo why tf am I still single


Century 1058. One away


I have had two zoom mtgs for work and feel like a nap would be a great follow up! Too bad it isn’t gonna happen!


enemies to lovers: batman and joker addition


I hate new environments! I don't think I'll be closing my eyes this night


LEFT ON READ >


Mini golf and ice cream with my love


Just come off stream from #Eurovision watching and I'm so happy for everyone who got through but devastated for those that didn't especially @actualmontaigne so much as that was definitely one of my faves! Thank you to everyone who popped in and watched with us on stream!


Porto absolutely dominated this match. Should’ve at least seen two goals from them.


Black people don’t really have support systems shit crazy


It's not a secret-@Twitter-The #LeoFamily-#Show-@RoselynLeoWorld-is the #Best...Even though,some people thought that such thing's still nonexistent...


chuu ending the interview with i love you


these Star Wars fans so unserious it’s a cartoon abt aliens but yall bothered Bc black people in it


People seem to die really easily in #Yellowstone


Chip calories don’t count


The laddie Stephen Bear has lost the fucking plot


Finally benched 315 for 2


Tranhyla put glittery eye shadow all over her face earlier and now it’s breaking out and the glitter won’t come off


How did any of you get past the first 20 minutes of 365 Days? Y'all lied, that thing sucks


#ooc Nothing more satisfying than hitting the submit button on a segment knowing you're free until next deadline


Just paid off my HECS


I think I need a restraining order against my sons karate school they won’t stop texting me


It’s getting late here now so I’m heading offline. More edits and things may come tomorrow. Goodnight


My soul is so drained


I knew the sushi was too good to be true


get it. let it. role /?


No matter how many accounts I block of this girls she always creates a new one! Doesn’t seem like I was left in your past 3 years ago. I’m disgusted, pls move on


Bookmarked


should i reply after a month


Sky Cinema Family, Hook is on


Hello! I'm new to #arttwt and art in general -anime artstyle (though I'm trying to learn more) -amateur/lower medium at best -would love art tips (kahit ano po pls) I'm looking for mutuals on #artph ! Pls like/rt this post I follow back


If we get the universal pass ima be a lil sad cause I definitely have all As rn


First day first night..


So does this mean @BTS_twt will be ia now? like OFFICIALLY ia?


just v sad it is like i’m being left behind like watching people b happy makes me feel like i will never be happy


I wish Facebook ain’t had me blocked y’all ain’t tb shit on Twitter


I will never forget the Christmas that Walmart gave the associates poinsettias that were half dead. Not everybody took one so I brought home 15 half dead poinsettias and saved them.


This gas station already knows me


LESS care = MORE comfort


if i was a dog i would bite so many people


dana my fav view


Glad Korpi is looking sharp...now...


#steam is down...we all can go play some #EGS or #GOG


hearing “i’m proud of you” …


Look like ManU getting a p today


Not had a clarkies in months but that is all I want in life just now


heavy on self love this shit is real


why are the raptors still involved in kd trade talks when it’s been made clear scottie is off the table


Beyond me why support for independence isn’t up about 90%.


#AORUSXMAS22 le portable


Don't waste time on jealousy....... Sometimes you are ahead...... Sometimes you are behind.


I'm getting wet when #dogecoin is falling down the cap.


This speaker was well needed


Craving a penis in my mouth


Finally after months, I found a lump on my calf and it’s finally getting removed tomorrow! (Nothing serious) just took them ages to find out what it actually was! But we are happy to get it removed tomorrow morning!


If I see porn on my TL I know kuhlangene u @user phakati


tw// nsfw i know i didn’t just see an irl of mine talking about meeting a boy and being super excited about it bc they have the same kinks and other sexual stuff .. she’s 14


Why the f*ck are the guests crying at a wedding on #MarriedAtFirstSightUK? It's hardly some special occasion that's to be celebrated is it?


...some of y’all aren’t 6’5 nd it shows


Thank you chelsea my rttf mount on fifa might be decent now


I whistled for people to get pool and this a GROWN MAN told me NO! Ima fight a bitch


Tony La Russa legit forgot an actual rule a week ago and is telling people to abide by some stupid unwritten rule today. Also he drinks and drives. GTFOH


feeling very depressed lately so im gonna cancel the rest of my streams this week. i need to get myself in a better mind space


feel really bad sbing someone i’ve been mutuals with forever but i can’t stand what they tweet and permamuting is shady


New bitch feeling


Twitter should be warning before suspension pls


My takeaway on the movie Barbarian is that being a basement-dwelling, inbred freak apparently gives you super powers to bust through a solid brick wall like you're the goddamn Kool-Aid Man.


I love candle scents with Palo Santo


I cannot imagine the pain baby ikhla's parents are going through inalilahi wainaa ileyhi raji3uun may Allah make her the reason they enter Jannah til firdaus with their patience


I need to know if the world finna shut down again


Karl Rove acts like someone is listening to him. Wrong last time wrong this time!


kylie is the sweetest mom ever


I asked the universe for a break, and now I have a cold forcing me to slow down. Gotta be more specific next time


Legit. I'm missing my solid childhood friends!


I’m home. I’m really tired. I’m still processing everything that happened. So I will probably still not be around much. Hope y’all are doing okay.


I’ve used a lot of wax beads over the last year, but baby.. this current one is by far the WORST I’ve ever used


1-0-0-1 nights


Never late on TSLA


bro ok among us got ppl not trusting me no mo. tbh i cant trust no one in the lobby to not even if i know em and are besides be.


Ending the night by listening to magic shop! Good night y'all


Wait, have to tweet somethin first... LOVEEEE! YOUUUUUU! SO MUCHH! *clue: justin bieber


Heading to office early just to complete my log book


A lot of football fans on Twitter won’t like this but points on a table isn’t the only barometer of progression


I spent 75 quarz, trying to bring the NP 5 for Tomoe, and nothing. No 4 stars servants, only CE shit and I'm so nervous


I have 1818 followers and I was in 1/8


never thought about it @PSG_inside #MessiPSG


If @nbcsnl is not planning an epic rap battle between @AlecBaldwin and @user what ARE they doing?


My dad is Gina be my neighbor lol idk how to feel about that


Morata is truly woeful


yok is SO CUTE


Allowing Arab states to buy football teams is the worst thing to happen to football. City likely 4 of 5 titles and they’ll still spend every summer without financial worries and probably buy at least 4 of the next 5 too


Who goes to class with their laptop not fully charged? Me


I’m in the waiting room at my chiropractor & the guy next to me literally has no courtesy for others. Not only is he breathing loud & hacking all the time, his phone isn’t on silent so I can hear him playing his games & texting


I have a real life 90 Day Fiance situation going on upstairs with a neighbor.


I want more 4c hair models to be used by hair companies


Bastard! Missed looking at my phone by a minute to see it. 22:23 22/2/22, I’m fuckin late for everything man


My perfume collection keeps growing and growing


just want to go home and watch the finale of chainsaw man


Today is Canadian Ag Day. Thank you to all of the hard working farmers & ranchers for providing us with high quality food. Canadians are very fortunate.


Silver dropping because it has no industrial uses, is unlimited in supply, there is no inflation and no supply chain issues. All is fine.


This probably the most organized I’ve ever been in my life


I really missed the Machel concert


I don’t regret showing the wrong people genuine unconditional love because deep down I knew they needed it more than ever


One of my clients read my ass today.. Her: “Crystal you’re a Boss you have your own business, your head on straight & you’re beautiful stop accepting the bare minimum from ppl. You should be dating according to your standards”. Chile I felt attacked


I’ve been very adamant about paying off my cc debt the last few months, and my score improved 21 points yesterday.


The best naps be at work when the boss leaves!


Plenty of companies need to learn how to perform market analysis properly to avoid missing opportunities, solutions built without satisfying customer needs and even startup failures.


Readys para wip de Hunty?


The biggest Karen’s of society are real estate agents & wedding planners


Getting called ugly by a child is painful because children don't lie.


Premier league is back ya’ll


I get so nervous talking to pretty girls


let’s see what y’all man u fans go on about


tg tour in 7 days


What sucks with thrift shopping is that you don’t know which items some ppl just didn’t want anymore and which ones were taken from dead ppl


Maddux went to bed a half hour early tonight and I am not well


Crying cows are coming, they're sad because you ate their Halloween candy


I’m saving the day with no cape on


Music has changed so much I hate the radio I’ll be just fine playing @tevincampbelll on repeat


well done want team! thank you for your hard work and thank you for taking care of our chaeyeon


No air, just vibes fr


Hope you all have a great night or day depending on your location.


How can $MYOV get this cheap all of a sudden?! O wait, it’s a bio company


The movie #Becky is crazy, but good.


Sometimes people doesn't look for chances rather, only look for excuses to give


oh lord the new cabinet


Going to Cali this year and seeing a couple of my buddies


#MarriedatfirstsightAustralia Is Sarah's brother single? Asking for a friend


isa nalang jod and you will see what the result is


He's back in smash.... nice


I’m trying to find the cafe that Kacey ordered from on #realgirlfriendsinparis …that sandwich looks bomb as f


My heart lights up when looking back at all the amazing things that have happened over the past year


That goal was orgasmic


this quarter stated yesterday why the fuck i got a zero in 2 classes


$FB Have you guys seen $NFLX, pretty scary same thing prob happening to us right?


10 year nigga just gone


Everyday I’m glad I deleted all my tweets from high school because whew … I said some awful stuff on here when I had 50 followers


Compiling a Spotify playlist for Filipino singers. I realized medyo nastuck pala ako sa 2000's era. Songs pa rin nina @user @user and @user ito. Hehe. Some of my all time favorite covers by Pinoy artists! Any recommendations? OPM or cover songs.


Kai Havertz with a clean goal


Had a quick look into the crystal ball and it says expect fun and games to begin as the CCT starts enforcing by -laws and moving the squatting refugees outside the Methodist Church .Grab the popcorn folks , this is going to be entertaining


Baby, imma be your motivation


need more tusks on this feed


hoooy goodnight hehe


Google maps be reminding me of places I go to each day outta the week like chilllll , ion go there no more


Omo when I saw the smoke coming out from Tejuosho today, life almost left my body as I was in the building.. I thought this was the day.


Wait sef, Shey ole no dey read tweets ni ? Can’t he see we don’t maguire in the starting line up


mint jungkook supremacy


Do y’all not know what the word “mutual” means


Y’all use NJ transit


Hate for a nigga to ask me on a date and I’m planning


Finally watching Dahmer and lawd


Aite atp I just wanna go to sleep & try ts again tomorrow


2 more days in the year


i cant remember the last time i wasn’t anxious over something


i literally hate when ppl stink


oh yeah i ate half a cookie m, waited a hour the ate a full one cuz i was chilling ndjxjxkckc went for a run and then the grocery. now that i’m standing still i kinda feel sumn a little too much lmfao


I'm so exhausted and so done with trusting people. So exhausted


Now...I don’t want to think bad but I don’t feel as wanted as before here in my auntie’s house. I feel like my uncle it’s starting to get annoyed at me and I’m okay with that, but you need to tell me why first. And believe I know that I don’t belong here


just saw a yungblud stan on the tl. stay safe y’all


ion miss shit but the money i spent, & charlene lowkey


Anywyas I’m bout to go talk to my ma


Don't push women hard, when you do, you chase them


if you are not in my immediate family and knew me when i was a child, please don’t call me by my nickname


Good morning, have a lovely day ahead! May your December be filled with blessings, opportunities, joy, love, and amazing news!


lots of flirting on my tl


I done bought everything I need to do this sexy look months ago & still haven't worked up the energy.


Rhetorical questions are the most annoying like “do I know you?”.


checking twitter, and Lee Joon showing up in multiple kdrama series on Netflix is resurrecting A+ who missed his acting


Dans 1 mois mon anniversaire


I was today years old when I figured out Bubba Sparxxx is yt man


it hurts when somebody close to you breaks your heart


lmk how I’m running to my car bc it’s raining and my ankle almost twisted


shinee’s lightstick might not be as cute as others, but it has the absolute prettiest color. gotta love that pearl aqua


I WILL DO THE ALBUM OF THE YEAR CATEGORY AGAIN SINCE THERE WERE MORE CANDIDATES FOR THE NOMINATION


Busy yern


It’s the crust for me


Well if I don’t flake knowing me


March 23, 2021 at 04:59PM Time to drink some water


TrySmallBiz: RT @user BREAKING! White House will NOT appeal the ruling. This is it. This is where it all ends.


damn....i hate seein a shawty reach da end of her mileage


guess who got the highest score in her class on the philo quiz


Enjoying a hot cup of cocoa while I read my book


2 days more till fifa 21


Dont test my limits


Congrats notification please


The hair style "Fringe" fits chubby girls


in my free time I crash college classes on a whole other campus I'm just that cool


Being motivated is the best feeling


I have so many projects in mind and none of them look like the other. I'm wondering if I should make an alter ego for each project or keep it on this account and hope collectors understand that for every concept/project I have different execution


Cleaned tf outta my apartment


After another warning about wanting to leave my job, I'm suddenly working 3 shoots this week, producing 2 of them. This is definitely not a healthy work relationship, but I'm happy at least one person is listening. Still looking for a PA/Production Coord position tho!


That massage was everythingggg


I was just wondering about Matt Hancocks job interview for I'm a celebrity, assuming it went something like 'well, yes of course I have plenty of experience being filmed live on hidden cameras'


I come first in my book so I make sure self str8 before anybody


A bunch of people liked Knives Out hating on Shrek.


#EastNewYork has lots of familiar faces. Including the Bulgarian Brute, RUSEV!!!


I been a straight bum today, enjoyed my day off. Only got up to make us dinner.


i grumpy cause i was exhausted, confirmed


Why y’all ain’t tell me jagged edge made a new album ?


Fucking, Astros!


Go on spuds


when they wear rings


I swear all Sagittarius men have the same smile, beautifully toxic


I need to eat .... we been in this meeting forever


he know getting that money is a must he aint stunting his hygiene


Njabs needs a car wash.


I’ve always said if I became President I would end private prisons and private ambulances. So happy to see half of that in motion


why do y’all recycle tweets is it only me that notices it or are we in a simulation


Sometimes it's your friends who keeps your enemies updated. Be careful!!


i have 2nd day of tryouts bye


Damn. What in the world has Mark Meadows been spilling


John Mayer - Dreaming with a Broken Heart still a Gem


she won't fuck you sis


B**che's be up in your DM when they see progress in your life


30 day challenge let’s get it


Changing scents due to being broke.


can’t wait to vote in the first female vice president in american history


Kid I was reckless and had no options, if blastoise got knocked out my next strongest Pokémon was a lvl 19 pidgeotto


Dear lolicon loves, meet my massive paw pressing really hard on you


Uber has made correct money off me today


I swear this going outside abs smelling like outside ain’t it


You boys be out here saying you want a girlfriend, but don't explain what you want in one


we are so spoiled this month and bts makes me forget all my problems


tyler herro is so good


Trump basically saying “if you close your eyes, you won’t see it” about coronavirus


Can it be July already? I’m trynna open


Something that rly warms my heart is watching a small streamer and them still keeping the same energy throughout the whole stream n talking to chat even if say only 1 person is active in chat. Keep fighting the good fight guys!


More than one dealership now


I think shitskeez is my new favorite word haha


Carla’s co workers are fucking cock blockers I sweeeaaaaar to god


Boosie is op for that one


$800 for the PS5? that shit better tell me when the pain is going to stop


So I just realized the Animal Crossing New Horizons OST is finally out!! Gonna plan a cover album real soon


Two Kaufman films in two nights. The nerve


Love hurts too! tell a bitch leave me alone


I love a steaming hot shower!!! It be a sauna when I’m done


Say ion block nobody I want you to see this alllll of it!!!


I always thought it was “You can’t have your cake and eat it too” not “You can’t have your Kate and Edith too”


Like, I need diapers. I’m not underestimating the power of investing and crypto and blockchain, etc., but, I need diapers, today.


I cannot with this fine ass man who works at the gym. Everyday with that sexy ass hello


Massive win you clarets


Let go of all negative feelings and carry the positives along


Temazo que se ha marcao @kaydyCain i don’t sleepppp


Like wtf Niggas got the same opps so they start clicking up?


[after sex]: ¿otro round o miedo?


thank you for that short sunhak live


do i succumb to my horny or not???? a constant dilemma


Mean Marlow


Girl ya body is a blessing


All I wanted was to be a mf starboy


लिखते रहो Trending On 2nd Now . Retweet For Top This Trend #राष्ट्रनायक_मोदीजी


And I had just posted at 2:30am KST how Taehyung has been in my dreams lately


world war z naman


Trying to break a depressive lazy streak is hard


Yho I’m so annoyed


Rest easy Alex, the fights finally over


Just made $30 on a $5 bet


dame todo


What a JOY laughing with Josh as he talked about his nerve-wracking, very young days in Chess.The video clip of him during rehearsal was fun to see.He also said when concerts come back he's going to shave it all off & go back to his very young baby face look. #starsinthehouse


I love how under 10 seconds of searching Twitter I’ve seen the two people CNA was talking about. I love us for real


gonna do a 24 hr fast to cleanse the 800 cals i just ate


HELLO WAS THAT THUNDER?!?!


Mfs Watching, Stay Distant


Damn bruh really ignoring me


Officially on the working from home train!


hi i'm new on twitter, i search mutus, follow me If you stan: - (G)I-DLE - BLACKPINK - EXO - BTS - TWICE - ATEEZ - WEKI MEKI - PENTAGON RT please so I can get more mutus


Sometimes knowing your worth and walking away is the flex


Just saying the 3 Leeds players I have in my fantasy football team are Bamford, Dallas and Raphinha


they really gonna ditch on us


That 4th goal came from a hospital pass from Maguire to Hannibal. Give the kid a f**king chance Harry


REALLY not loving the words i’m writing at the moment. i usually like to draft decently clean, but that’s just not possible when i have to crank out at least 1667 words


you’re confused, im confused


Comemos e morremos


My dad definitely went for looks,my moms food deserves to be on 1 000 ways to die


Need someone who ain’t afraid to tell me how they feel.. too old for these childish subliminals


When my palm starts itching then I know it’s coming


Finally gonna recieve help for my depression and bad thoughts...its a relief that ill finally recieve something other than "youre ok" or "try again tomorrow" im hoping this also helps with my motivation to create and edit


I have to cheat for that soda


I’m craving KBBQ…


I have no time for a crusty ass bitch


I still been in my bag I’m just on other shit


wanted swoosh vert fluo


woulda hugged the homies a little tighter if i knew this was gonna happen.........


8 more weeks man


Honestly feel like the black sheep in my friend group ever since I got out of jail


I always think when WhatsApp goes down they’re quickly reading all our convos and preeing our media


watching wilbur in the therapy parking lot


I’m legit just over everything right now.


Not really a gift giver but I do give some pretty good gifts


I’m Not Judging But I’m Judging!


‘Respect office’. Guys please


I think Conte will do a job on Tottenham just like Jose did the conspiracy has started he said yes just to fuck them up well done Conte


Now I’m kind of over hearing about Ed Reed and Cookman… all this talking but ain’t shit being fixed


Lil Tjay verse on Mood Swings


Like it’s turning me on that y’all sooo aggressive


do u actually have dark humor or are u just homophobic


Still no tags right to bed I go beyond irritated


Sevilla na my November money


The delutuons of Arsenal fans


Coming of age


Ill really be 25 next week


There is not one team in the #NFL that doesn’t run some sort of RPO. Sorry your QB can’t run the football


goodlooking doang tapi bad attitude


I love a man that sage


TL is a mess right now


People really be hanging them Trump 2020 flags in their garage


#Homeschooled Mr 12’s frosty morning start. Check the chickens, collect eggs and feed the fish then off to Wildwood for day of adventure. #Homeschool


this thing dies at the worst time everytime & i keep forgetting to charge it


Not discouraging anyone but the way I pass the baby section in a store. Walk of freedom indeed


Thankss motherrrr


Don’t say shit to me when you still in communication with yo ex


No stream today everyone! Long stream tomorrow! Hope you all have a Great Day!


The winter will be a struggle, and it hasn't even begun


Definitely need to start working out again and start going to the gym


Got Some Taco Rock


you rlly sexualize your white inferiority


twt used to be really fun for me. like all throughout summer it “kept me company” and i had a lot of fun but now something seems to have changed and its gotten boring and annoying. it makes me kinda sad honestly cause i used to have a lot of fun on here and yes this is cringey


I came out as nonbinary to my mom and she was extremely kind and supportive, but then I had a work meeting 5 minutes later with tears streaming down my face lol. Camera was off obviously, I don't think anyone noticed!


I wanna change my sona again. I'm not happy with the design I have rn


Just finished my first day at my first big person job and all I had to do was sit at my desk and talk with Teddy about his divorce an how much he hates his wife


Man just wan Dey happy, man wan Dey alright


the way ukrainians asked america to stop egging on putin because they're making everything worse


I went to dentist. until now the anesthesia are remaining in my teeth yet. I couldn't wait for dinner, I have had even if my mouth has been not good at moving


Y’all talking about wingy shots, I’m talking mastiff shots bb


Every now and then I switch up my nails and @user love it


I'm sure the quarantine will not end until I lose my hair


Working out to Flo Milli has me stopping every 5 seconds to rap the lyrics


Garlic sautéed Shrimp with broccoli and rice and baked chocolate chip cookies


Apparently there is a process to really really really realling #NFT'ing people off at the UN level. Fascinating process to see develop around the supply chain of #NFT's


Fck me ina mirror cuz he kno his btch conceited


he ain’t with me he with the streets


You guys ever driven near a plane that’s landing OMG


Girls really spend hours on makeup just for us to stair at their ass…


It’s too fucking hot I can’t cope


Some big performances there from the youngsters, made up for Kelleher. Job done, group winners


I see 100 percent why people blow up and act like they dont know nobody.


Abeokuta people and yellow keg


You always have the most chemistry in games with your 1st ever best friend even if you haven’t played with him before


Idk if I need new music real bad or if this album really


Blasting Music, Cause I’m Just In That Kinda Mood Ya Know


Some ramen sounds fuego right about now


when i see a nigga that be in my dms kissing my ass post his gf i just wanna send her screenshots of my convos with her bitch ass man


So proud of all @NewcastleHosps portraying with pride the NorthEast and keeping it real. #geordiehospital there is life outside the capital


In addition to the President Electjon this year, Make sure y’all tap into the local Mayor Race here in Baton Rouge!


day 283818388282 of telling my mom to mind her own fucking business and stop being racist


The new Bridgerton is like Gossip Girl in the Regency period! I wonder if Gossip Girl was actually inspired by the Julia Quinn novel… XOXO


yeonjun to do ep snatching my heart and now the tiktok, please give me back my sanity


Let’s hold #shibainu #SHIBARMY


i want to be able to read indonesian so bad because of those henjun fics


Y’all BBLs all look the same


Happy Tuesday everyone!! 15 likes and I will post the first break of the day


If I pass up a smoke sesh for you then you know it’s love ion do that often


you can tell skz are truly a found family bc they’re either flirting with or bullying each other,, there’s no inbetween


Hugh Hefner became a multi millionnaire staying home in his jammies... Why am I not having the same result?


It's a 102 degrees right now where I live in Texas. It's cooled off a bit.


Universe is playing with me rn


So no more migos songs damn


Then they pull me to the damn ER


50 lakers win bet it


Damn they done deleted my backup Snapchat now SMHH


Top bantz timo Werner isn’t he


Idk who Colleen is but somebody stay calling or texting me about her


Ared let me get dressed he taking me Walmart


i <3 papi


No way even khelfi is in on the plot to make tebas budge


manifestation always ct


Less than 5 minutes after I make a tweet bout American hate in soccer, an American scores. I’m just saying, y’all gotta drop the racism, we’re on the up


i gotta stop giving these kids my number


Females are weird. Like whoever sent you let them know I’m doing great


Wanna take somone on a theatre date musicals n stuff like that


Senceres birthday caked booked !! My cake lady the shit


Can’t wait for bri to get here


This girl at the mall yesterday stopped me and was like I just wanted to tell you that you are so pretty


if that shit looking fat, throw another stack


Y’all … my puppy knows how to open her cage. Imagine the chaos I just got home to


Why does the first day we’re “setting a good example for students” by wearing our masks even when we’re sitting alone in our closed offices have to include a broken air conditioner??


YES. PLEASE GIVE ME ACTION BRONSON v DADDY MAGIC @ GRAND SLAM


How is #DevilJudge so freaking good and intriguing? And I only watched 3 episodes so far


kovaaks grind is starting now


Season 8 was by far the worst season of Wentworth


I have 3 beautiful daughters. My hubby(their step dad) has always been a phenomenal #girldad since they were 1, 2, and 6. Now 18, 19, and 25.


Dodgers had one job


me laying in bed by myself makes me so happy


i will never forget the time wherein most criticized Seungri, call him names, spit sht abt him, turned your backs on him. how media plastered lies on his articles.


If a woman tells you she's "not hungry" order more, because she's definitely going to eat your food


Even though classes have been entirely online for me for the past year or so, I still get nightmares about forgetting to turn in homework in person.


I hate how I be wanting to throw up during workouts I can’t wait till I get to the point where I can talk and work out


Someone in my tiktok comments said CDC changed quarantine days to 5 to prioritize capitalism and make ppl work when they’re positive


Bout to block @user


Not me still watching 1D videos


„What do you like about yourself?“ -My blood. „You cannot see your blood.“ -That‘s why I like it.


retweet this tweet and get a FREE classified document.


why is my simfileshare taking so long


i have 0 close friends & im loving it yall be fake & sometiming


Lost 280 elo in 3 matches


What are your recent emojis? Prove that you’re not dirty


im hot, hungry, and irritated


Pour me water, holy water


Why is it that this VIP vaccination does not shock us anymore? Scandal after scandal, scam after scam. Patong patong na panloloko at kabobohan pero parang ordinary na lang, common occurence, part of a new life since 2016. Tanggapin na lang ba? Don't we deserve better?


18 perguntas, 18 iniciais 1 P 2 ? 3 T 4 A 5 A 6 Z 7 V 8 V B M 9 M 10 vb 11 A 12 J 13 S D V N 14 B 15 A 16? 17 ? 18


When is the big candle sale for bath and body works


Diamonds match her pussy Nigga wet


spicy seafood noodles


fair, glasses, braids, braces, bookworm, IS, pent


Going to hit the canvas tonight


I Forgot , Yall Take Twitter Serious . My bad


enjoyed this day sm


Money On yo Head My Young Dawg Going Camping wit It


I follow some writer handles, and let me tell you. That section is on fire right now


God is testing me. But I told myself a long time ago that I wasn’t gonna react to fools. So I’m chillin...


I feel so new today


People keep saying to be "Kind and Humble. Kind I am working on. Humble? I'm not sure even I can accomplish that.


who’s trying to get on fortnite tn so i can trauma dump


Speaking on inclusive activism and giving voice to intersectional justice #DemocraticSocialism


Miraculous Day this year was a little disappointing


Granny Cantrell’s was so good omg!


yall swear females think they “too good to text back” whole time yall boring af.


Naturally, the fridge shits itself when I'm house sitting, doesn't it


These 5 years has been amazing grinding for .@SoaRGaming #SoaRCake


WHAT ELSEEEEEEEEE


“I want a white house with blue shutters and a room overlooking the river so I can paint.”


If anyone has gotten off to what I’ve posted let me know~ Such a turn of mine to hear this


Moved our History topics around to get the chronology right. Much happier as it allows us to build on prior learning. Developing ideas across the different topics rather than going back and forth through history. Also got in another Hums lesson each fortnight. Happy days


Ain't nobody hurt you like I hurt you but ain't nobody love you like I do


Hearing btr's voices together again has given me ten extra years of life and cleared my skin


These hip hop girlfriends be looking old as fuck.


the gym is amazing, the food smacks, campus is gorgeous, vibes are sweet.... but no bad bitches


i think i'm gay


Bought Killjoy bc I can't keep up with the contract, I'm too impatient


Once you push it inside and you hear "ahhhh" or "ouch" just buy that particular shoe, it's your size No doubt


wear this jogging suit or dress girly


I started using this emoji as a joke but now I can’t stop


james is in the ER passing a kidney stone and all he’s worried about is getting food when he leaves


Get ready for some more posts of me blocking people


I took a nap and woke up to my TL arguing bout if Queen Elizabeth was dead or not lmao! I don’t suffer from FOMO but Lord knows it ain’t hard to miss some shit these days


I’m locked in, things finna get crazy


omg friday is gonna be my started reading jwqs anniversary


im so fucked for exams today


LA again..so where are the the asian dates @user


the feeling i get when someone sends me a text just saying my name, i don’t wish that upon anyone


Im really finna be 25


What alcoholic beverage pairs well with chocolate frosting? Asking for me.


Reading these job descriptions for these places I’m applying to, I’m realizing that I went to school for something that could put me in a good place financially, but ultimately something I really don’t want to do


Rewatching carnival row for the 3rd time in a row. Im so creative like that


i’ll be damned if i let this relationship make me chubbier


Not beating the pokefucker allegations today


Like wtf is going on here


You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a NEW DREAM!!


Human vaccine trials to be started on Thursday with the team at Oxford University, says Hancock. Normally takes years to get to this process. Incredible and encouraging news


Whyyyyy am I seeing a trans person being misgendered in a post where they’ve put comparison photos pre-transition. Why is it so hard for people to grasp


Seems strange that on one hand the government are staying no masks but then also saying they advise people to wear them on public transport


Finally after tomorrow, all the immediate big house stuff is done and I can let my savings catch back up for a bit


Damn that dream was getting so . . . Then boom all I feel is little taps all over my shoulder & her little but loud voice like mommy ma ma


I’ll be a father in 8 months


Luck... happens in funny ways


I'm late to the #potterless podcast party but all the hate on pumpkin juice is unjust its was delicious at Harry Potter land


All Rats Must Die


the way so many of y’all struggle associating pop music with black people speaks volumes


thinking bout going to the lake todayyy


It’s never as bad as the anxiety says it is


Guys, Who let the kid enter the smash tournament?


Yo, You Look so good today! Next week is going to be amazing! I Love you Lots!!!


Mgs biggest wish for his bday is to be safe and healthy throughout promos him and everyone. Just hope his wish comes tru and hes okay. His bday is tom as wel


Thankful for my sister and Abby cause seriously would have went bonkers without those two


OMGG IM GOING TO LOUIS ALBUK@EVENT NECT WEEKK!!!


Don’t forget to come check me out at Bravo Nissan. Good day to buy a car.


Finding good ncr christmas music is going to be ral tough


See y'all tomorrow, Goodnight


Uefa will do anything to help Liverpool


uhh . . . nothiiiiing


All the times I saw Mark Lanegan perform were so intense and beautiful


i am so excited to finally meet @user in over 2 weeks


Room 306 na Presken..he sure me sey na Lanky dey inside


I haven’t seen that beautiful baldie on my timeline in a while


Need a pretty girl who would keep me in her basement forever


Taco socks because it’s Taco Tuesday


So when I type Satan they change the ‘s’ into a capital but when I type God they don’t change the ‘g’ to a capital


waking up everyday and changing my countdown in my bios until the concert is what’s keeping me going rn


This conversation was... interesting


first time having curry since covid shutdown and im living now


4 weeks in alone. All those people who annoyed me on a daily basis i actually miss. Struggling


Just goin through old emails and found an old song @user and I did. He recorded 16 bars and sent me the track to write mine, which I did and we recorded....THEN he decided to add 28 more bars and didnt tell me shit til he finished the mix...What a friend...


yall hoes betta stop playin we killing shi from now on


growth bitch


.@heidiklum #AGT PLEASE stop this “Superman” nonsense!! Their choices are so frustrating that I am going to have to stop watching


My brother said he’s gonna get his own name on his hat and I just love that for him


& if I look in your direction , I’m jst looking your NOT SPECIAL !


after we fuck leave me alone, i gotta figure out if i still like you


CHRONIC SAVER KINDA DAY! AM I WRONG?


Well that didn’t go to plan in Vietnam...


Ouuu I got the reply feature


That finger licking combo always makes her squirt


Thank you for making us truly happy yesterday night and today. I love you both @MsLeaSalonga & @user


Cuomo I’ve been patiently waiting for this. GO GET A JOB, w/ yo unemployed ass


Gonna do a music production AMA/Q+A hangout sesh on stream today at 5 EST. Bring some questions; see ya there!


It’s one of those days where I’m hungry for no reason and I’m inhaling EVERYTHING I see


I make it sound like i’m so crazy, but i am actually


Edenton Food Lion is so small


If you were asked to describe the Qur'an with the first word that comes to mind, what would the word be? Reply below!


woohoo i’m top 5% of my class and may need to give a speech to 500+ people


The stream will be back on Thursday people


I was at the store today and there was an employee that LEGIT looked like a former crush that I thought it was actually him. They’re hair looks the same, how they dress, how they walk, looks like the same height


not me thinking that I could sleep 8 hours


i just saw an aot spoiler on the tl


I got Lego flowers


I'm going to be drawing some personal art stuff of my own original ocs for a bit to take a break from uhhh Our life for a bit :D I'm now suddenly determined to get better at drawing males


financially strugggling is so fun i hope i get to do it forever


Anytime someone tells me it’s their first festival I tell them, “say goodbye to your savings account”


If you don't interact with me frequently/ever... I may not have gotten the chance to get to know you, but I just want you to know that I care about you. You're always welcome to pop in my comments section and say hi


Hockey Football there at Old Trafford


The older I get the more I realize why Big Worm wasn’t playing bout his $200


As of today 84 people have told me I remind them of Tom Holland, the list started in 2019


Sure is fun to think the Flyers could be leaning towards daring to be great...This slow steady thing in sports has an expiration date that can be accelerated by an injury or sudden retirement...Just sayin’


Half 2020 nikal gaya kab tak lodo khel na pade ga #ludo #LockdownDiaries PS When i will be winner


No...Nut November ?


I am the only FPL manager without any MCI player in starting XI


As a angry kid I can tell you being nice to yourself and others can be hard at first, but with practice life gets better every day and so do my friend’s.


Enjoy pregnancy journey they said but…


The BT Sport interview from GVB is an absolute car crash it's that bad you'd think it was a parody


I swear if I see another NFT profile pic


the thought of going to work is


You gotta crawl before you walk & have patience young nigga


jessica looks damn good


I really don’t like arguing too much, I’ll just slap the shit outta u and deliver a mf to the hospital .


TrueStory, the lady I thought I was going to marry. Surprised me. Thought we had everything going on. Working overnight shift, decided come home early, just cuz mind was just tripping. Caught guy in my bed, naked under my sheets. You would've thought I was a thug. End of story


Guess what? I’m 5 days nicotine free


just had a cheese quesadilla and a banana for lunch we love a healthy quarantine diet


I'm a just get in the water in scuba gear


Hate when youtubers make a video called „My book recommendations“ and in the cover photo, they‘re holding the books the wrong side so you can‘t see the books‘ titles


COMPLETELY forgot to let my job back home know how long I would be in Europe. It’s been a month since I last worked and came and I still have another month out here


Thank you all for 300 followers! Drop your @ and we will follow back 5 lucky followers! Thank you!


gonna play forspoken tonight


hey i’m back and i’m sad haha


Cheers to all 350 of u :)


this heat doing everything but killing covid


One thing about it two things for sure I don’t chase I replace and that’s on PERIOD


And this is just the first game of the NHL playoffs!


com ban removed


If my roommates could NOT be loud and obnoxious that’d be fucking wonderful


finished dream's birthday art.. now it is time to wait for his birthday...


I hope Lauren’s having a good day today. I love her so much


i will miss crossdressing shi qingxuan


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Wilshere tear net


Im not 100% sure while i see @user Super Freaky already being Top 1750-2000 Biggest Hot 100 hits of all time in just 11 weeks


I get my back tattoo tomorrow and I’m already scared


Day off today, nothing to do on the game anyways


Started actively looking for males and females to work with, time to get back into things properly


Java Chips Rocks!!


I fear Psyduck has opened the novelty tattoo portal even though Psyduck has a profound meaning for me


How does ozark have so many seasons that shit boring


i miss you damon salvatore i miss you elena gilbert i miss you delena


If you have an Android just don’t even bother texting me.


Went ahead and bought some @user on #bsc


Working from home because a package is meant to be delivered this morning, hopefully the serotonin lasts me the week


idk I just feel like if fireworks can come back then so can ent and selling APs


#FreeG til it’s backwards


These protesters had the audacity to sing the anthem today bai


Hajime No Ippo seems pretty promising


Ok I might be a little mean pregnant lady but I’m sorry


When you make a study guide for your class and they’re loving it. Ugh. I feel like a fine and generous queen bestowing her favors for the peasants


I don’t feel like myself when my nails aren’t done


Angkas saved my day again


i’m applying for JOBS, y’all! it’s getting real!


can someone make me a playlist I’m tired of the one I have


Probably the only one still eats Frosted Flakes w| bananas .


Craving Korean BBQ right now


Trying not to skress


#NYCCMetaverse I’m so excited to be a part of this wow only a few more days!!!


a cute customer i used to see at sbux like 3 yrs ago is going to my same school!!! what a small world


Goodeveninggggg


Eaten 20 times today had 5 naps and it’s still today


bae turns 32 in a couple weeks and I’m so excited to give him his gifts


Goodmorning superman


I could sit by the beach n listen to the waves all day


Only five percent of the Virginia vote counted and already lots of folks on TV stammering. BTW some blue counties experiencing delays in vote counting.


PLEASE i'll probably be the one to end up in jail if woojin doesn't get his ass in there soon


When they try to tell you that fishnet leggings aren't pants


Can Tr*mp just leave the office already? He’s receiving free & superior healthcare off taxpayers. Meanwhile, my healthcare cost me over $145 per pay period, & that means I paid MORE for my own healthcare back in Feb this year (abt 5 pp) THAN HE PAID for his taxes for 1yr


Before you go to bed tonight, ask God to make you an instrument of joy to someone


Oh wow, this #SCBWIchat went fast!!! Thank you so much @user for being our guest tonight


It's really tirey day


mental illnesssesssssss acting up today


I love seeing the “DaBaby” memes up here. Keep em coming folks yeah yeah.


One day January go end, I believe…


i love (hate) how you can check a seemingly innocuous trending topic on twitter just to get slapped in the face with porn really fun thing to have happen in public


Gonna be on zoom this 6.45 am


Let’s set this straight for everyone asking me & ppl close to me I DID NOT! GET MY LIPS DONE


oh broady


Normalize spelling our like OUR and not are


Is folks still gonna get dressed for Easter orr


my mom is my best friend fr i tell her just about everything now. i love how close we have gotten


Limited on follows, so I'm following everyone back slowly! I promise!


Asikk fake love 1B


bouta grind n do this hw so i can be outside all weekend w/o feeling guilty


got a fever. time for this ranked grind


Wow I am actually writing some words for book 2 right now


how would you guys feel if your bf or gf put u on do not disturb in the middle of a argument :/ #RelationshipGoals


lovely_ryujin fIopjk sanasgirIfriend lollibts bratzkth ot7tilleternity Then, I hope you'll keep the same energy when bitches drag our boys


been on the phone with my granny she turned 88year of age today


Sneaky link up tonight


One thing about me I’ma leave you on read and then go watch your story throughout the day to see what you got going on


Has anyone ordered any hair from Ali Express and it’s actually come?


It’s really to hot to even b outside


The kids weren’t all that cute in the costumes


If you text me from your email it’s a HELL NO for me.


Muthafuckas really be cool with being bums.. YUCK


Giveon x Like I Want You


If your not wanted in an argument dont make yourself wanted because no-one called your name


actually so sad keeping up with the kardashians is going to be over


I mean she could totally be dead but it’s not official quoi


Polo G got the hardest album of 2020, no cap. @user


Twosday drawing I just thought of, it's really stupid but I'm almost done with it tho.


I really haven’t been feeling like myself and i really don’t know what’s wrong


Binged watched 2 seasons of "Ted Lasso" last few nights, enjoyed it, looking forward to season 3 next year.


I just looked up my old username and despite what I thought people still talk about me in 2021 I feel lightheaded


Gai tod & pad see ew for lunch


latam not getting tour dates fr


I’m trying to find good screemo bands


When the toddler will say Bye and blow a kiss at complete strangers in the street but not at anyone in his household


The girl who cried wolf !! Lmfao


i can kind of understand straight women referring to a close friend as their wife, but bi women should really know better


I didn’t get no pics Sunday & I was so cuteeee


Passed 1/2 tests to be a licensed esthi


Can’t believe Tweetingway responded to me


I miss Sonic so much


Everything about this Bayern odds is annoying. Mtcheew. Make plzen score jare.


Covid19 project defense by Dr Nsiah-Asare. Matter turn hot


Life, I love you MWAH


I watched #SquadGame first ep. Tonight… there were too many spoilers on the damn internet…


Get you a mean girl who nice to you


HI HI HI BRITA SAID HI TO ME ON HER LIVE


LMFKSJSJS @user


Oreo shake from BurgerFi


Although it’s the end of the fine line era and I don’t want it to end ever! I also can’t wait for the next era


It’s so many fucked up people in this world it’s sickening


I’ve spent the last two days binging horribly and now I feel so guilty. I’m about to take a bunch of of lax and hope for the best, especially since I have driving lessons tomorrow. Hopefully I don’t crap myself in my teachers car


Woke up blessed , thank you god for another year #25


I cannot eat rice if it ain’t got sugar and butter in it


Iwes I'm not even sleeping anytime soon. Ndim, yiheater, yiRosé ne lv songz. Zivibes


& V3 fucking it up mind u I ain’t make this for him


i don't want to sleep because i don@t want to wake up and face tomorrow


Bring on the heat I wanna dress like a heaux


Got to the gym and immediately wanted to leave. 30 mins better than 0 mins right. Good im going home to eat carbs and not play Apex Legends


Better had sent him to jail. They ain’t want a round 2 of last year.


Things I learned on leg day: My hamstrings are closer to pieces of actual deli meat than they are to human muscles. I am in pain. Kill me


my child been saying all day “ I’ll never snitch on you daddy “


I actually am going to workout because I live a balanced life style and take great care of myself


hi @lauramarano bestie it’s been 5 days pls post something on tiktok I miss your very long intros to songs and I’d even take another bald filter video


Give me a whisper And give me a sigh Give me a kiss before you Tell me goodbye


An he ain’t rich cause he ain’t got shit


Mg leg is hurt


I’d make a bitch wanna die if she ever threw dirt on this name. cause trust me i got all the juice


That heat out there nothing nice today


Here comes Alisson


Paul Dempsey on comms


I feel like I’m cheating on my Benz driving this BMW!


Update: he cooked


Don’t forget to pray for the best, because the Almighty is the best planner


I only be liking ppl for 2 days


I have yet to update my twitter app so I can have fleets. I forget it’s a thing until I see people talking about it.


I cant wait for the day where i can fully love myself with no hesitation


now that i have 4 unsuccessful fan accounts to run, i realize i cannot use the same seventeen themed "carrd" for all of them. but i dont have the energy to make 3 separate ones. what to do what to do


hell yea you can die for a retweet


but we got 7 albums on the way tho


Black Widow was fucking amazing can’t believe I saw so many bad reviews about it, the film was perfect. That post credit scene shocked me and I’m not so nervous for what ever movie carries on from this


| yarn create next-app Just an end of the year project going up


Jordan Peterson straight up left Twitter cause his bitch ass got flamed for not liking thicc girls. RIP BOZO


Chris said the players were hungry before kick-off in his interview, hungry for what exactly?


hi i dont know if there are still people who can remember me, this is RED and if u still want to be moots, i moved acc @user


But I still wanted know why y’all makeup be orange and pink


the dior blush is that girl


stayc full album when


So many shows and festivals this spring!! Gonna be the best time


A rupee is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find...A rupee loses its value, a friend increases its worth...I lost a rupee when I SMS You but who cares...I got a friend like You. #ALDUBxADNWithFerventHope


This online shit << thought it was gon be sweet tbh


Get my pretty name outta ya mouth


I’m so devastated that Sarah Jakes Roberts is in Philly and I can’t go


Paper straws are evil


I have such a bad tummy ache just wanna be babied


I need to sleep. Getting into reading some stupid Facebook group things.


My daddy just made me tear up a little


I be chilling like a mtf


you don’t see me hanging with nobody im cool on folks in real life.


lmaooo bruh I gotta stop blanking on ppl for talking to me crazy


February 24th! Hurry up!


I want me some good sweet tea


Worth noting that if it wasn't for autocorrect I would've probably butchered the word "rhubarb"


Ijebu garri with groundnut at this time , the tummy ache is gonna be epic


The irrational sensation of fondness shared with someone's wifi


Ms. Potter you’re next


you’ll never know if i’m str8 or not i’m just always thuggin


I think I forgot to post my schedule here today? Idk. But, you missed a great show


lit my candle.. watching law and order.


People really think there perspective on me gonna make me feel bad


Hey, I just want to ask, is it just me or you watched A Clockwork Orange? NO? What are you still standing here for? GO do it!


How good is #Time Then again, anything with @StephenGraham73 in is going to be worth watching


I haven’t had time for no naps lately


zhongli is my best friend! i nearly killed them but i think they're ok


Gnna start a blog about the best movies l've seen yett & movies I recommend because I love movies and I can speak about them all day


mr. Riddle why did you have to go evil, you were so fine


Rune factory 5 is so fun I love it!


Me and mum today BONDED over how to use her new ish microwave... only had it 6 months hahahaha, bless her.


I was going to write a paper tonight but I should really start working on commissions


all American hits different


Chick-fil-A sounds yummy


Does anyone else feel like if they don't #code for a few days then they're gonna forget everything??? I haven't had time to code in like 2 weeks and it makes me very anxious for some reason!


Bruh it feels like I haven’t gotten off at 530 in forever. I want to get a drink and run to my bed, I wonder if my favorite bartender got me


Omg! #coronavirus is in Lawrence, KS. I don’t know if I want to go to the ku basketball game this weekend!!!


Every time a bunch of people hype doge coin up, especially for a “holidays” that shit crashes... just let it do what it do


In these #Atlanta streets


I’m so ready for them to drop my order off I’m ready to make these nachos


It’s 02/22/2022 on a twosday


Trying not to feel to sad right now - a thread of love


Aaj mera dil bagh bagh horha hae for no fucking reason


PSG’s next game is gonna be most watched in their history


told myself to get up and write today and did the exact opposite


TJ Brodie tips it with his ass and the Stars cut the lead in half! 2-1


can’t believe i lost my dawg today


I keep changing poles don’t know what I want


Id like to take a moment to thank God for sending his only son, Jesus to die for Us and creating weed


Looking for Carona virus cocktail made up of hydroxychloroquine, Favipiravir, azilsartan and convalescent serum globulins. Add 2 parts Gin. Chill. Shake don’t stir and take after testing positive but before high fever and SOB sets in. Sleep for 2 weeks.


Someone thought this 38 year old was around 30 years old lol. I had to thank them for the compliment


In need of a chick


I don’t know how I hurt my foot this weekend. I thought I just got a cut. But now I have a huge bruise and it hurts to walk.


Hold up I just noticed something


Saw a student milling around today wearing a bowler hat. Zero shade thrown to the lad ive just never seen a bowler hat in real life. Majestic. You do you mate


When you hear rumors about people in the family and you wonder if anything ever goes around about you


Okay so Disney Plus has come to save the day/week/month/year


This that Abuelita Hot Chocolate weather


I’m picked up Saturday


I joke about everything ion take shit serious


dumb decision gave em half, zach randolph


Screaming lalala tell your boyfriend I’ll kill him


Wheeeww my mouth is soo smart


So because I’ve bashed Indian street food, some certain people on IG keep torturing me by sending more vomitus called ‘street food in India’


So I think I met my future babymoms and whole time I ain’t even know


Entonces... ¿Last night in Soho es terror?


Gonna Start Streaming In March


Everyone forgot about $GRT?!?! I didn't. Come July, everyone will be talking about it. DCA'd every paycheck


Highlight of my afternoon seeing what beautiful scarf Dr. Deborah Brix is wearing for the briefing.


Day (40/100) of #100DaysOfCode - Solved 2 questions on the Binary Search Tree topic on @user 75 challenge. - Refactoring an old project


Cayden is getting 2 molars in and let's just say it's been a ROUGH few days


Mari basketball practice canceled = free time


So far great half time France 1-0 Allemagne


Took me a while, but I like Juice WRLD


Idk why my mom ain’t take more cupcakes, I am not out for delivery


u can't prank a prankster


looking for hot milfs in my area


Bruh. Do not ask me to do ANYTHING. My poor body needs to recover from all the sun I got


I real deal got angry


I miss my boyfriend a lot today


My expectations are so low and I still manage to end up disappointed


bring me back to January!!


You don’t get to flex that your good at Mario kart we’ve all been playing a long time. Some of us just try harder than others


An emotionally intelligent man is a king that deserves highest honor. Consider me and I’ll always consider you.


Still silent of very few words… wasn’t quite done or ready still, Just about done clearing moms house, and then to get mine in order. Taking care of Gma now so, not to much but, maybe here and there it will be random but I will try to get some quiet shows in n I’ll be back


superm best new artist grammy


Tis' the seson to be Jolly


Still waiting for antebellum & candyman release


singing songs that used to have you heartbroken & feeling nothing gotta be one of the best feelings


i miss jason


Don’t ever apologize for or regret the things that you enjoy and are passionate about.


These women don’t love you focus on getting that bag bro


Gravityyyyy


please jesus i’m begging u not to persuade this specific girl to get a septum. PLEASE. i will take mine out. i can’t do it


genuinely had a bloke try to shame me for using hand sanitizer from the dispenser before heading into a bar. not on some "covid is a hoax" shit. on some "trying to question my masculinity" vibe. guys, is it a pussy move to not want yourself or others to get covid?


Are we in trouble only if we get caught. Good Night fellas


fckn presumptive creatures LMAO


I’m curious - what marauders era character do you guys ship me with


Flamme Rouge


We learnt to be cautious on this surface, as you can see, no tolerance for slip of tongue


my birthday should be a national holiday & i’m gonna continue to treat it like it is


My second to oldest Son called from the ER. "Dad Nail Gun went into my arm" Me: "Ya voting"?? Son: "Yes Dad"!...................


even if I don’t get into my top choice, 1 thing is for sure ... I’m getting tf outta Boston


The @user minting was absurd. Putting all my depreciating ETH into #bloot


I’m still not convinced that she’s pregnant.


Some Chico’s pizza would be so bomb right now


Yall this girl said she cant fwm bc im a "lighskin" bitch im black asf


Looks like I should be good to be enrolled with United Healthcare starting in July


I don’t wanna be anyone’s problem


i’m tired of this damn sun


Twitter why do I have to send my tweets multiple times before it finally post. Please fix up


Prepare dinner &nd finish this final! Screw this instructor I just wanna be done


Na Akin caused all this ooo


I’m trying to so hard to finish organizing but every time I start I get overwhelmed and quit so nothing is getting done


Joey Bada$$ Is So Fine


I have DDE so I’ve been told


I love important. Calls in the middle of taking a shower


I’m going to go to a ball this year. Flawless accessories… Haircut w/surgical precision… Tux one of a kind…. The most Dapper Dom of them all


Happy Monday! Have a fantastic start to the week!


boba just dont hit the same anymore


I think it’s time to accept that I can be impulsive at times


Whyyy do I always let myself feel like this.


You know what's been mind blowing? For the past 2 weeks I keep thinking about how last year I had open heart surgery, was in recovery, napping a lot, feeling awful. & today I'm sitting in my chair with a pot of tea & a snack after taking out the garbage. Life is truly amazing


Made an altered version of Pad Kra Pro today and this is so easy and good omg


Seeing someone I know from my hometown on grindr because they live about 350 metres from my apartment. And they're so hot that I'm too intimidated to acknowledge him


"Oda ba sham bs" is literally a solution to all my problems now


My biggest flex is that I’m both my older cousin’s favorite cousin


I got some cute shirts made for milani’s party, I’m so excited to see my family next month


I missed the FPL deadline AGAIN


I may or may not be the top comment on a bh video


that's it a kiss from anira


i’m gonna fall inlove with law during this lockdown... i hope she’s the one


I need 2 piercings & 7 tattoos


Guys...... I'm about to grill out more meat.... I think it's an addiction at this point


I fixed our relationship


My dad arguing with me: “hopefully this doesn’t turn into an argument, but it’s your alignment that’s messed up” Me motioning towards my back tires for him to look at “Oh yeah you’re tires are bad! I was thinking that when I was driving your car that they were bad”


I completely forgot I’m getting a nezuko tattoo in a few weeks


back in berk


Last week I stopped smoking weed, started eating hella bacon and peanut butter / jelly sandwiches, went to a job interview. Yesterday woke up @ 4 AM, drank: 1gal water, 1 mobeta odwalla, 2 monster energy drinks; took a pee test. Employer just texted me, I start work this week.


Ight I’m ready for a boyfriend now


Them little mini Patti pies HIT a bit


ga bosen bosen puter strawberry swing ini


Us Xbox niggas ain’t asking our girls to buy the system for us cause we ain’t broke


Being out of town and hearing your childhood dog has to be put down tomorrow is literally the worst


Van der Vaart is going to have a field day. He will use this result to justify his continuous hammering of Schreuder and Tadic.


Had the best night with eaden Smith


If people could stop casually dropping word hints/clues/answers please.


i’m going to stream tonight instead of tomorrow — partly because i’ll be a bit busier tomorrow but MOSTLY because i want to keep playing Inscryption lmao join me tonight on twitch at 7:30pm EDT


My mom randomly singing Fireworks


Everybody on Facebook is doing that long hair vs short hair challenge and it made me come to the realization that I’ve never ever cut my hair off


Working on a kdrama recs post


Dill best boy


The grittiness of restraint.


What's your favorite TV show score/soundtrack?


I NEED YALLS HELP What should my next tattoo be for my half sleeve?


I dead ass hate the @CA_DMV


I got muted from @BTSsmash stream for posting


today i got sushi and the beach


Smh I remember I can’t be wild on Twitter because my page ain’t made for that-


just realized I’m the only black dude on my team I was wondering why I was gettin away with shit


Just took a practice test for an exam I have again Friday morning. I did worse on this practice test than when I took the real test the first time


"Congratulations to our sprint legend Usain Bolt and Kasi Bennett on the arrival of their baby girl!" Jamaican PM Holness wrote on Twitter.


If you're a teacher or in education please follow and RT our amazing English Hub (if you're not already doing so) @user


Sleeping with sirens as in banging hot evil mermaids or as in sleeping with long loud ass warning device goin on ?


“Money make the world go round, money make your girl go down”


Fortnite literally broke YouTube and Twitch.


Good morning findom, send accordingly


Daddy on his way with the bag and my food


Youd think I was a light mood person but even my dark moods lighter than yalls so I know its bad


joseph has my big 3 memorized


Man U we leave to see another day no yawa


Thank you to my fire alarm for making random noise at 6am and waking me up, you absolute twat


After a year & a half, finally the insurance company calls


Life is sweet when you're with a smart woman.


Can I just say how ridiculously overpriced @Adobe is? Have to pay €60 a month now since I’m not a student anymore, and can’t cancel it unless I want to pay €350 cancelling costs


My son told me today that he’s not sure if the field trip he’s excited about this Friday will happen because they aren’t sure they’ll have a bus, but tell me again how the economy is great.


Think Laca will be fuming


Reformed gangsta and also a reformed betting addict


This whole pause in the world really made me realize who I truly care for & best, who cares for me


I try to believe you, but I find out that things are wrong.


Dear #America, just the last Remembering the Presidential experience before Donald Trump


That first episode of First Kill


All my singles are 4 digit streams, Cant say that about someone else


If Garbi & Halep make the semis- we have three FRENCH OPEN winners in the SF? But the French is ‘just clay’.


Soooo comfortable


I miss seeing Kim Mulkey dripped up on the sidelines


Thank You Father GOD. Just Thank You.


On the eve of the return of Premier Football, let's spare a thought for everton and their fans. They've cried, moaned, threw tantrums, created petitions, protested, dreaded and loathed the comeback of football. FOOTBALL IS BACK


I know dennis schroeder has to be sick rn, literally could’ve had 84 million dollars


My necklace shipped out , I’m so excited


So if she has a OF nine times outta ten she work at Walmart ?


I wish I could animate, or it wasn’t so expensive. I want to make an animated YouTube channel so badly.


You can do that with them bishes but you can’t do that with me stink


Dear @user any chance I could watch the latest episode (S6 E8) of #ChesapeakeShores in English please? Changing the audio to English is not an option, would prefer that instead of German.


Happily sees these boys wreak havoc in this world


You the same Fool that came here dressed as a Coolie?


Anyways…I got yo attention copy that


Mane beast!


Nothing hurt more than being in love with somebody who don’t give a fuck about you


I’m inspired! Just wanted to share!


Just auditioned for a play, let's hope I can get a role


olivia hates me


Austin been looking super hella fine. I’m bout ready to make him a daddy


When they coming out with season two of seven seconds


If you’re going to be CONFIDENT, please also be INTELLIGENT Confident idiots are the WORST


im starting to understand dating ; so just say youre working on yourself and youre constantly busy , like that you can cancel whenever and use the excuse "im working on myself if you can't accept that then bye"


I love making people stand on what they did lol


Still thinking about that bacon jam from Pink Apron


dpr live rlly got me


spent $75 on wiper blades yesterday only to find out 30min late I should not have spend $75 on wiper blades


If you ever go all the songs that we like will sound like bittersweet lullabies


Imagine being dumb enough to forget you had MLBtv for 6 months and u stream games any way you can or just keep up via Twitter/ESPN to realize you have it once the Nats are 4th in the east and their season is pretty much over....who tf would do that.....definitely couldn't be me


OvO I've never been fazed with online shopping, pero knowing naaabot ng shoppee bahay namin, and today is 9.9, I think I'm gonna break


The last hour of my shift is always the longest


I wish everyone would just STFU already


Wow, I got new AirPods for Christmas to use for work and I still left them at home


I’ll be so glad to be in GA Thursday


I REGRET STAYING UP LAST NIGHT I FEEL AWFUL


no bill cosby shit but if they sleep then fuck em


with halcyon turning 10 years old tomorrow, should we all @ her tomorrow and remind her about that album?


I think about that bkdk bodyswap fic where Kacchan explained to Deku that his hands are always sweating so he keeps napkins in his pockets to absorb it rather than wipe his palms on his uniform. He grimaces when he sees Deku wipe his (Katsuki’s) sweaty-ass hands on his pants


A nigga could do whatever he wants when everrrrr he wants but with me ? No.


I never knew Gunna had a shorty. Heartbroken af rn.


idk where eithe rof my computer chargers are


Bico gotta tell them fucking works learn to drive slower tho


I know it would mean nothing But imagine if tuchel doesn’t even put Abraham in the squad tomorrow He may have travelled but scenes if he doesn’t get picked or not given any time If Chelsea only agreed to Roma deal They’d have left him at home to sort


It’s crazy how many people have an opinion of a relationship they weren’t in


I wonder if all these people talk shit on me because I didn’t fuck em ‘


#sangcheng + ace!NMJ NMJ: you invited JC? NHS: pool at school is closed and he needed a place to train NMJ: that's very nice of you NHS: *seeing JC getting out of the pool in slowmo* yes, I'm very nice


Pre workout stays cleaning me out


Not trying to be perfect, just myself. Not my problem that those things are alike.


Surprised to see Klopp only use 2 substitutes tonight considering his outburst over the wkend


Jackie has just bought a new duvet. 15 tog. 15 bloody tog! I’m going to roast alive under that bloody thing


Nowadays Bayern fans are outing themselves a lot on the platform. Seems they’ve started a social media movement. Good for them.


Starving but there’s like 10 different things that I really want


Hello, Indianapolis! It is 12:37 pm.


okay the new 2021 Ford Broncos go hard


all that's been planned about my next trip to see the bois in annaland is what im being forced to bake for dan and sam And Yet no one wants to help me with the fruit roll up pickle.


Made cauliflower pizza from scratch


I fuck ha good got hA legs hurting


no more matching pfp anymore


The service at @user is horrible!!!! The waiter blatantly told us she had to take a personal phone call. Thats why she didnt attend to us for over 40mins. !!!


I need 8 bundles of hair on Black Friday guess I gotta start being nice


Excited bangettt sama rambut Chenle


Yayy I made a work friend


Finally bought my first snap on tool box lit


Tf starting to creep me out


Is better ur babe think u have money more than her bestie E get y


is there a side on stan twitter dedicated to shadowhunters? if so, has anyone got connections?


Just a FYI... I just got a new cashapp account $dawain21 just in case you wanted to be a blessing today


As a bachelorette you wash your beauty blender and put it in the mircowave to dry.


Last time you said you was proud of me you wasn’t proud of me you was the n*gga who doubted me


Might fuck around and drive to Santa Clara to see the 49ers depart for LA. Also might just be an excuse so I can get the hot Turkey,avocado, cream cheese and bomb sauce sandwich at the sandwich spot…


no stream tn, gonna paint


Don’t talk to me about spirituality and where you lay your head down every night is stinky and dirty


You guys. It’s only Tuesday?? Why didn’t anyone tell me


I've just introduced my parents to #AfterLife and they are absolutely loving it. Thank you @rickygervais


Pissed isn’t even how I feel right now


hit a new val peak


replying scenes with lee soo hyuk i can hear his voice


Ever feel somethings off


Least we’re only getting a doing on the pitch


Hood meals on tik tok gotta be the wildest account. That nigga can cook tho


When someone tells me they have a baby on the way I assume it’s human but apparently that can also mean they’re growing a weed plant in their attic


Baby daddies be like i put that on my kids like nigga you dont even claim yo kids


tattoo shop calling my nameee


Damn I was hacked


Dear Scorpio men, STAY TF AWAY FROM ME. Thnx. ~Choco


lowkey wanna shift.... maybe


Why do pbj sandwiches hit right


I have high expectations and i swear they only make me upset, for expecting ME out of others


Found a dollar on the ground. Only 543 more to make up for the money UHC took out of my account for no reason


omg i just realized i can play genshin only at the beach for 2 weeks....guess who's not gonna go swimming


Time to go warm up the Jollof that is still in my fridge from Christmas


I love when they serve us wine at work.. imma miss this


i know with all this pressure it’s transforming me into the diamond i’m meant to be


Is it weird that I also lowkey get uncomfortable when people sexualize the adult losers/cast


Thinking papa Murphy’s it’s $10 Tuesday


Man I miss salice and her funny humor I hope she’s doing well


Realized the height of my chair was killing my neck but, alas, unchangeable. I have now created a booster seat from dimensions of human behavior vol 1&2. I knew college would come in handy someday


I ordered something from China a few weeks ago and I completely forgot about this virus going around


auto cringe basta bbm supporter