Y’all ever make yourself something spicy but halfway into eating it you realize you overestimated your spice tolerance


The look I wanna give on Valentine’s Day gonna go perfect with a mullet


Finally got an engineer out to look at my broadband, speed has tripled and the line attenuation and noise margins are no longer jumping around like crazy. 15m of new copper makes all the distance. Hopefully my random disconnects which were my main issue have also gone.


May all the teachers see the effort of the students.


Starting to feel so much better about myself again and it’s the best feeling


An endoscopy for my dog would cost $3,000 and I have less than $500 to my name. Love this for me


Love you Gateshead


How do I keep my cats from knocking my plants over?


United will loose. That’s the tweet


Against woman’s right to choose because it’s killing a human life. Wants death penalty for drug dealers. What am I missing?


Bitch im lit irl come see bout me


i am so ready to watch bee and puppycat on netflix, absolutely love it, and then have it get cancelled after the first season


14hrs in a corset makes for a long day


10 hours of school work today, my eyes are tired


i’m really sad about my sunglasses.. God make a miracle happen


my roomie told me to choose a good episode of criminal minds for us to watch but i don’t think she expected me to take out a spreadsheet of the best ones


After a week of JavaScript concepts, React seems simpler for now. Might change my mind after tomorrow


when you need a little peace of mind, come on over boy anytimeeee


I can take you to the water....Can’t make you drink it


i want a phone so i can make shitty self indulgent aus


kinda emotional atm bcoz i miss my man so freakin bad


Lutang moments 7:14


o ritual do arthur ta roxo.


Niggas: I'll do whatever you want Me: Good! You can start by leaving me alone you creeps!


"Just let it go..." Not only are you asking something impossible, but you are silencing her as well. Years later, when she brings it up again, you are confused why she's been carrying this pain all this time.


Hah what if lugia gf


MY SPRAY PAINTS CAME IN


may do horror stream tonight stay tuned


Me when someone in public gets close to me without a mask


I don’t want to see him get hurt again but there his dumbass goes


I hate eye drops


So hopefully that means after or during an argument you can no longer look through peoples Twitter pics and post them to make fun of them


Shattered and broken ain’t the reason you left home! Disamback all this Lute & loot this Funds


my favorite part of the night, NBA playoff time


Soft hearted person with anger issues


What is the male equivalent to little miss though


Sureeeee do love burnout


Quickie in the parking lot


Maybe if I give stuff away AS I WASH, packing up won’t be as hard. Let’s try it like that.


I have been SILENT for too long taeyong has the most scrumptious plump juicy ass to ever walk the earth that’s my truth


Well, guess if I don't hear back from that doctor I'll ask my primary for another referral. That or look at other options. Such bullshit. Reminds me of when my last therapist just stopped showing up for our meetings.


miyacest cw I just want Osamu to choke on Atsumu’s cock like a good boy <3 osamu loves eating Atsumu’s come


The Suicide Squad was really good… I’m wondering what other DC movies I should watch


I'm about to eat chocolate oranges


I ordered pho , crab legs & tacos


I’m porn star nasty next level shit


All my ot5 moots are unfollowing me


Satan tryna distract me


i feel like crying, gosh, the frustration


Like whoever had my number before me (mind you I’ve had this one for 3 years) name must’ve been Herman and I’m TIRED of seeing it! And as I typed this another one popped up!


I still haven't seen the new AoT episode


Enjoyed watching Bridgeton.


Cant wait to have date night with my honey this weekend


how tf bro from tackling to taking niggas out


I’ll donate to the cause Wednesday... I already made dinner tonight!


I woke up early just so i can wake and bake, go to sleep and wake and bake again


FOOT ON MY OWN MF NECK


I just learned that only 15% of American men are 6ft tall…. And y’all always want someone 6ft or taller


josie antis are just mad they ain’t her


I want some sloppy Joe so guess what I’m making


I get ANNOYED when my remote start doesn’t activate


I need to $end fuck


Can’t beat that winning Warzone feeling


Cesar is not scary at all


lol what is that supposed to mean


searching for an appartement is very stressful


But she does not want to have a conversation tho


Jin ki neck per till ho unki love marriage hoti hai


i'll never be satisfied, but you can sure have fun trying


i just had a zoom interview..i rly rly hope i get this job!!


im literally 5’4 so i can no longer be levi


Is dis normal


hyped pinned pleasee


Are people really questioning if @taylorswift13 stole somebody’s lyrics for “Shake it Off” - I mean I think she’s proven herself here. IMO one of the greatest songwriters of all time. #teamtaylor always


I really want to sit with a stranger just drinking Star Radler with Plaintain Chips


Lmfao My Neph Look Like Robyn


Conte through the group stage the second he’s not on the touch line I’m hearing


I WANT THESE NAILS OFF!!!


It’s crazy how a solar flare from the sun can fuck up so many systems, there were thousands of delayed flights/ lost luggage over the weekend. After trying to get out of Houston to sleeping in an airport in Charlotte


Will today be finally the day I finish my Hyunjin drawing?


I was so focused on Smash news that I missed the Urban Meyer news. Holy shit.


Knotless,


kind of feel like i haven't seen a *truly* exciting blurb in a hot minute, what's up with 2021 releases


men talking about how it’s wrong to mistreat women on their IG and then sleep with their bestfriend/boss’s wife while simultaneously cheating on his own girlfriend


nashville this weekend, denver next week, i’m thrilled


United Vs Liverpool in a pre season game?


Up North traffic different. Y’all mfs can’t drive


Just want my hair, nails, toes, everything done. That’ll make me happy


That’s pretty dope. I minted @user around 3 weeks ago and held what I minted. Got airdropped almost 4 $ADA per #CNFT I’ve held today. That’s the sign of a healthy project. In total they sent out 30K $ADA to their holders today


goodmorning ebreywaaaaan


Right now my schedule clear though


Quien quiere ver mi primer edit en after effects?


Did you know you could order @portilloshotdog to send you kits to make your own Chicago style hotdogs? Me either, they’re $69.99 for a lot of 10, and it gets delivered to me soon.


No stream tonight y’all I’m exhausted


gemorning crush


I wish one of my bestie will buy me some uggs


I move tomorrow & don’t have shit packed


200 THOUSAND RANBOO CHANNEL POINTS… LETS GOO


Wishing nothing but success and happiness for my loved ones and me


We need more goals and can't afford to concede. Our goal difference is horrendous


Goodmorning Ka twitter


During these rough times, I'll be providing you with entertainment online. Some live music every week. Subscribe to my youtube channel, link in bio!!! Stay tuned and safe


Paul just said I’m hilarious


Call me a storm trooper cause I'm missing all the shots I do take


Eu e @LennyKravitz mandamos lots of love para a @user neste birthday


Selling tickets for virtual graduation, hmu if you need some


Not one person’s time in this life should be taken for granted, nor their death be in vain. Every day we have in this life is an opportunity to be the best version of ourselves. I’m committed to that.


I think talking about it more with the right people might help or


I wanna read ajin but I’m too tired to


Beyond irritated is a whole fucking understatement


there a girl at work que me llama mucho la attention should I shoot my shot ? Que dice el público


Any good series? Was not prepared for 21 days


how my man look so good in every snap he sends me


And now he knocked out! I knew he was tired! Acting crazy


ffs how many times is ajla gonna scam her way through matches


I’m ready to see my team play


-mayday parade kind of night


I really just want to use they scale see if I put on any lbs


Adicted to mario kart on my phone


LRT..from the bottom of my heart


Day 9 of Quarantine: My mom told me to clean all the bathrooms in my house and I actually got excited


This world is small asl. I just saw an old with another old friend.


Well, either way I’ll be dead in 3 years, my stalker coming up to shoot me, can’t wait


I going to lose my shit


#RepeatLA love it


You gotta apply pressure


Lil do they know they created a monster


I’m addicted to Liquid I.V


Well that was a quick season


So, close your eyes And think of someone you physically admire And let me kiss you, oh. Let me kiss you, oh.


Atlast a virtual moon Darshan via Twitter.Goodnight


Me on the phone with Comcast again


Go rewatch that Kanye drink champs…


Moving across the street from this Mexican restaurant is prolly one of the best things I’ve done


Finally getting outta my slump


I’d kiss anyone for baked ziti right now


Another week, another dollar....... oh and a lockdown birthday.


When in isolation , online shopping is my best friend


in between cancelling the trip or just leaving to treat myself ..


I cant stand this dog that lives on Berwyn and its owners!


Cadence broke a nail and has been limping ever since. I hate that there’s nothing I can do. If I try to trim and fix it, it’s just going to make it worse so I’m just leaving it be


You ain’t even trying to be special


Well, let the joy of house selling begin. At least we don't have a chain going forward... if anyone has any spare marbles, hold onto them for me. I may need them


leave me tf alone respectfully


craving some curry udon


I’m in a good ahh mood today


BEST PROJECT TO BUY UNDER 150ETH? GO, GO, GO


This shit right here is what make a hater


How are you supposed to test for feature support when browsers straight up lie to you? Google Chrome says: > CSS.supports('align-items', 'safe center') true Which at least partially wrong


Why do people like to deep fry pictures with filters before posting them?


Another goal accomplished. Mi happy nuh bloodclaat


Compliments, she received compliments today


My circle so small but I’m beyond grateful for the ppl in it


You hoes like section 8 food stamps free insurance and FREE abortions you better go vote


What ever you do @blacksherif_ is the Artiste of year ,stop the hate!!


Quase 3 kg off cheeck


Craving some ceviche...


FOR MY NEWS! After 11 months of PAIN from fractured verebrae, yesterday I'm told STEROID shots will stop the pain! I've been asking for this for 11 FUCKING MONTHS! Bad news, I need to wait 4 more weeks for apt. All GOOD


When are we going to have Men empowerment?. Men are going through a lot


I ain’t fuckin wit it


cutie babie


Been craving quiche


Is you with me? How could you ever deceive me !? But pay backs a bitch mf, BELIEVE ME


I just purchased a pack of caprisonne.


Just got a folllow from Bamford’s burner account what a day man.


damn raven..


Won't be surprised if NR's team adds a remark or two in public/a press conference, saying he had a very fruitful session with 'n' number of people actively supporting him on twitter


I haven’t watched majority of the -notes bc no matter what the person I always get bored watching a video of just someone talking for some reason


my tweet by this time tomorrow gonna be the best one I tweeted all year so far


Update on transphobic bills: don't lose hope! While SB1311 passed out of the Senate, bills are usually assigned to a house cmte a couple of days after... and the deadline for Senate bills to make it out of a House cmte is the 22nd. Scheduling shenanigans can save us again.


Birthday gifts shipping out


how you feel is not my problem


You know, I'm happy. Me and my dad might have to get a loan from the bank for my setup. But I'm fine with that, because my dad has to pay his bills first.


// 25. I've been in a quarter-life crisis already since I was 21-22.


Oh she didn’t mean it like that I managed to make a spectacle of myself


I honestly hate sitting to get my nails done


Don’t forget you in your 20s. Live your life.


this rain & this blunt


Stop trying to communicate when you feel unwanted.


funny how when it comes to scottish independence 53% is a “fringe” minority, but when it’s brexit 51% is an overwhelming majority


I'm always in the mood for a dance video from Joie


"Meddle" is my favorite Pink Floyd album


Bacon does not belong on donuts make it stoppppp


help me choose my new @


should I change my layout.....


Instead of doing wrong lil bitch you do what’s right


Stressed till wanna throw up


I needa smoke so I can calm my nerves


I'm so lucky to have been introduced to faer


Smelling good is essential


So why can men put workout videos on the internet, and it’s fine. But the second a female does it she just wants attention. ?


Heal ,learn, grow, love ..


If your life was a movie .... certainly a controversial movie, what title would it be ? Mine “A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS”


I said I wasn’t gon fw that bitch den I fucked em again


Bitch ima princess!


I hit 30k on tim tac today


I need someone to really document everything I do on a daily basis so y’all can realize that I’m a fucking machine


i knew i shoulda just got it


My bros ah pop yo bros


If you are feeling like shit and down bad, I highly recommend that you stop trading and possibly get a job, and I mean that honestly even if you’re still up big. Trading in a bear market is hard af. You will be sooooo much happier being sustainable while waiting it out.


i have to go downstairs to eat dinner w my parents um no ty i’ve been sitting up here crying and i don’t feel like being interrogated tn


I have always been a 'dear diary' kind of girl. But keeping a journal this past 2 months is really carrying me through


if we fucking that’s my pussy, better not give it to nobody


Blasting @the1975 in my car on a gloomy day is what I needed


Been focusing on myself and man oh man am I loving it


I F’N hate when I have to work in an area in the plant with sh*tty cellular reception...


Finna get some baby oil tacos


Shyt.. how to have flat stomach


finally my week off and I’m sick with a cold and depressed but that’s life I guess


I don’t think there’s a single thing i WOULDNT do for this man and that’s what scares me


ah i just love “welcome to my playground” so much


Help!!! I need a few more people to sit on my suitcase!!!


In celebration of my birthday tomorrow (& also 'giving tuesday'), I would love for twitter friends to donate to @user !! Despite abortion bans + no clinic access in KY for months, KHJN has been helping folks access abortion care every single day


Flyers drop tomorrow !


My phone been jumping today


I’m making burgers and Oreo milkshakes tonight


took like 5mins before starting ep 4 bc I'm tears but at least now my vision isn't blurry anymore


My apple headphone last no more than 3 months! It’s like apple isn’t making them with quality anymore! @Apple


RIP Mother Teresa you would’ve loved the Real Housewives of NYC


My husband telling me I am a queen and that I deserve to buy the clothes I want is all I need in life


The life of Zuko is hard with Mai as his Gf. Not to be modest but she is a freak...


If I was bringing you a gift from Kenosha WI, what would you like? I'm serious lol. I'm in charge of bringing gifts


Another good reason for occasional mask wearing? Limits the amount of second hand smoke you inhale if you happen to be walking past someone smoking


my PC just got packaged


also major fuck you to zee and will bc they're seeing the icy tour and I'M NOT


This period cramp almost took me tf out. I saw a white light and everything


This is not OK! Sigh


If I ever need gas I will get it the night before no matter wat because I know in the morning I will never be able to


Kior so sleepy. Just sitting here crying for no reason.


Some Mac on YouTube all day while taking dabs with my girl


Looking outside and seeing a squirrel running around. Thought...Oh sure the squirrels and run around without a care! Fuck them!!


Next week on #gbbo IT'S BADGER WEEK ! I may have been drinking & switched channels during adverts


This lady just asked me of i wanted to take her grand baby


Y’all be competing with the wrong ppl


Hanni's voice and Haerin's cool dance move is so good


They’ve only gone and bloody banned smacking children now! What is the world coming to? You’re not even allowed to leather the fuck out of your kids anymore!!


Someone plz get my Mama off TikTok .. damn pete , she sending me all kinds of TikToks


Really gettin old cnt eat a couple of salted crackers without heartburn


Genuinely miss sleeping unclad


andriely mo gostosa


I just be listening to music and vibing by myself


Go BIG or go HOME drop them handłes let's gain


Empires aren't built in a day


Pray for Jason Lee


Just got told I was a little groggy with rizz


2021 Prediction: OSS


I know my roommate misses me


“Fake Love” I cant stop hearing it


I hate that i stopped being active like before


I hope my Saskay is ok


Finna try dat lemon pepper catfish from urban smoke


Remember how in July we thought it was hot girl summer and Covid was over


Belatd congratulations to my home team @user for maiden #ranjitrophy title.. every one does their best and also good game by Bengal in the final..


Really hoping Sanch gets some game time tonight


just started business proposal and im already at 4th ep


I sure do miss getting fuck by my ex


Feet up, just turned a movie on


JIRA, ServiceNow, and Salesforce stay beating me up


dying to get my hands on hyaluronic acid


Shop doodoo


Yuck D Book


i miss izzy and the tent


That first run back is way too humbling


When I get to sending beats out again it's over for yall (nobody)


All those books and I didnt consider that sidney sheldon was Male


Craving roadhouse


Going to see the Front Bottoms in concert ~this fall~ for the first time since I was 17… can’t wait to bump Twin Sized Mattress everyday like it’s high school again


Please think and pray for my family at this time


All These Crypto People Dying Randomly


Can’t get a flipping appointment anywhere


TIL I learned/realized that the word question has the word quest in it because every question is a quest to find an answer


I'm proud of the team we've assembled so far at @user and we're looking to add more amazing members! We're hiring for a number of roles with $5K referral bonuses!


[resend] AND THEN... She talk about to coronavirus I got COMPLETELY distracted of her nonsense mouth and you can’t EVEN SHUT IT FOR ONCE!!!!! In a lifetime already if I keep tweeting I am letting go of my anxiety and my brain hurt a lot today from all the sad depression news...


My anxiety rn whew


Nah cus I’m truly jealous if y’all don’t have to pay any bills or worry about it


Purchased some underwear from @Primark on Sunday pack marked as Large except one of the pair is Medium and the other is Small. Store will not take them back as there is a no return policy on underwear


Going through these messages again, lol. I was in love sha and I really wanted us to work. Anywho *puts my slippers on my head * We meuveee!


What a fascinating week so far... Delivered new #GenZ research for a tech client, wrote new speech, approved text for #Zconomy cover, + took Rya to school today (and on time!). Now kicking off a new #generations study this am. SO grateful for this journey and the @user team!!


Man shout out to @RegJones20 he is really putting Washington on rn for football and creating smart monsters. Salute


Bro i fckin love this girl.


I can’t believe I’m on a diet


Sring Venka come home


How the fuck did it get so humid tonight?!


I was treated like a mf queen all year & that will continue for the rest of my days. I will accept nothing less. Idc idc idc


Goodmorning, good mood today


anybody that speak negative bout somebody child deserve to die slow.


Soooo How Y’all Feeling About Planet Fitness Or Any Gym During This Pandemic ? Cancelled Or Y’all Still Been Going ?


okay we bought more $ZEC


wish him well and you dump him


Fuck computers. Fuck technology. Can't get any help when it fucks up & I can't fix it myself. I'm just a poor older lady who's not tech savvy struggling to fucking survive.


Trump said once that we should nuke a hurricane, and I think he was onto something. Nuke the ocean and no more sea, no sea means no salt, no salt means no seasoning. Know who’d thrive with no seasoning? White folks.


On attend My universe


this time last night i was standing outside the olympia, vibing to harry styles with a few others while the security told us madison was gone but we didn't believe them


Some mf said hes unfollowing my broke ass


cant believe i’m upset over a man that isn’t a part of ateez


fvck you nick


I went to that dermatologist lady from YouTube (Alexis Stephens) and the treatment she recommend for my toes made what was a minor concern a major issue that I have to seek further treatment for. I’m so fucking pissed


This ref in the #Scotland game has no clue!


B.Smyth really died been listening to him since a teen


It’s 60 degrees and my Nana has the heater on full blast.


Nostalgia, is both amazing and sad at the same time. Makes you realize how much times has changed, how much you’ve grown, and makes you feel melancholic, good and bad. Did I actually mean watching DanTDM and Tommyinnit playing together with lucky blocks then sobbing? Yes.


I really don’t understand the trend of dying the front bits of your hair blonde


$ZOM at $0.3621, we are still up over 3% on the 1 month chart, and up almost 25% on the 5 day chart... How can you be bearish right now?


I can’t believe I gotta bury my brother


All that back and forth..how old are we?


Can someone explain to me why Jonathan Lucroy would be the backup catcher over Zack Collins? Comment please with answers


ahhhh i can’t wait for @sfoutsidelands


to all coffee enthusiasts out there, help me decide


We Got Action...


If I give 110% and you give 10% don't expect me to stay. If u can't match my energy I'll leave


Ferrari you will pay for your sins.


I thought the $link boat parted without me...but not


fuckk i dont think my friend is here today


I’m so damn proud of myself! I’m celebrating ME all mf weekend!


Chicken and shrimp tacos with my avocado sauce


Be responsible for your re-actions


Talkin bout some spinach pizza


Just got a dm saying and I quote “ if and when I finally see you ip I want a kiss”


no words can describe how much i love bangtan


Let Me Get This Moneyyyyyy


I am not okay with this runaway


did anyone even realize i dipped yesterday?


imagine watching anime


this thunder is great right now


Dog dis captain jays so fuxkin slow on greenfield


But wababa wanapenda thirst traps


I need to try hanasui cushion


Seeing a rise in slavery jokes *esp on tik tok* and I’m not here for it


yall got yall mini stimmys?


I made my son a hair cut appointment for Friday like he not going go carting tomorrow


Lmaoo i had someone say “im not into femdom but would you make a custom” OF COURSE what is it “Can you ride a dildo maybe some else depending on the price” HAHAHAHHAHAHAA 5k then sure


Them say you go carry woman go out she go talk say she no they drink Alcohol so make them give am Smirnoff


18 days until suho’s discharge


2020 goal: survive the first year of college without being outdated from bangtan


Watching Naked Attraction before going asleep.... I know what I'll be dreaming about tonight lmao


Planning this big trip to Florida is so stressful


my phone is not ALWAYS in my hand. so don’t assume i’m being weird


Oh no I forgot to apply to the blackest night zine


Re-watching @fleabag might end in more trauma and less sanity


Got a parking ticket yesterday but was too mad to open it until just now and IT WAS JUST A WARNING?!?! I’ve never in my life seen that shit before but thank u glob, city ain’t gettin my money today


Kante at the base of midfield? This should be fun


Who are the GREAT straight theatre/film & TV Casting directors around? (also MT directors/CD I may have forgotten?) Just a lil bit proud of Thrill Me and our lovely reviews and Offie noms and want to make sure I'm asking fab people to come and see it


look at the way we play UNO regularly , just imagine playing for money


got features from two poetry pages and a repost from one of my fav artists in the past week or so!


Anyone know where i can watch the lovely writer special? And not have to pay for it if you know what i mean..


I’m trying to do a social media cleanse until my bday. I just can’t part with twitter


Feeling extra jealous of people who have a good relationship with their mom rn


so if weed make you "forget your memory " why ion neva forget too smoke


Been up since 8:30 fuckin wit these folks..im aggravated


Ain’t no hurt like when you pick the wrong friend out the friend group


do i miss my long hair? yes. do i want to cut all of my hair off again? also yes. i can’t win


To make those rainbows in my mind when I think of you sometime and I want to spend some time with you !


Skee just called me with some good news


i can be needy way too damn needy


On my way to the train station, heading to Seattle!


hi guys! im not going to be active today since my brother just went in to hospital but stay safe everyone


Evil S1


I really wanna model but I’m hella awkward and don’t know how to pose


Gold hold the lead heading into halftime 53-47


Why people be telling lies, like I don't know


Bouta start the hardest chapter of my life


Waah jungwon


i respect people who’ve been treated so badly but still treat others with so much kindness and love y’all deserve all the happiness and love


Went from being 20 min early to my interview to being 20 min late cause people cant stop getting into accidents on I-77


Need @GloTheofficial to make sum my son can rap cause he stuck on FNF


Sometimes I wonder if u really want to be my friend or you just feel sorry for me


i’ve had my phone this long and just cracked it


Somewhere out there , there are 10 little chickens who are wingless and legless because of me


I really don’t get these 50mil stardust peeps. Unless you live AND work on Pokestops how the hell...? It’s almost like they never spend any of it


Its OK to fail sometimes


I was about to jam with tae of jazz songs and then I woke up


At the end of the day we are all cum


say you my nigga ima be yo killa ain’t nobody gone play witchu and im witcha


We just saw @user on the telly! Lovely @eBay_UK ad.


I’m in a mental war on whether or not I should record bedwars, fnf, or squid game


Quick Question - how is it possible to "over sexualise" a full grown adult? Is that not just....being sexually attracted? Which is....extremely normal?


Steak was perfect


Ain’t shit left to do out here but get this money & build happiness


Im mentally still on vacation


Can someone get ahold of Tom from MySpace? And then put him in touch with @OnlyFans because I want customizable profiles & a profile song again!!!


I ain’t scared to pull this pussy out but was this pussy pap ready????


Anyone eat chicken? Order chicken from me, grown by me too


first time i’ve lost my airpods…they’re both missing and i have no idea where they could be sooooo wish me luck


i’m the one i should loooo oo ove in thiii i ii is world


No simp shit tryna go stargazing with someone’s daughter


to the russ1ans that threatened a cyber attack on the u/s if they backed up ukrain3….please hack our students l0an companies and wipe everything out, thanks


pay increase? might need to hold my position.


Welcome back to the Premier League @FulhamFC and Marco Silva. One of the oldest grounds in the country. Always a pleasure as an away fan #FULPNE


All great weather this holiday weekend


Arsenal losing to Barcelona on a rainy night in Paris 15 years ago was my saddest day in football until today


trying to nap but this dense ass cat is trying to form a hammock out of my curtains


Dey took part of the gang so I’ll never be the same


Skin to skin sleep every night is a must


cold nights & hoodies


I was home alone and was waiting on getting my insides ruined and then my dad came home


Feeling pretty and cute isn’t normal for me but dang I feel cute today


I’m getting tired of paying for massages.


Dakiti been on repeat


Someone out there holds the title of world's most masturbated-to person


And yk I had to cleanse the crib with sage and my vibrator


I did my fast I want Popeyes nie


I kno my gma n mama love me, no matter wat ima help ima do. Uhkay


Girls in short skirts


i really wanna buy the digital version of haikyuu light novel 13 but I can't read nor understand japanese so what's the point in buying


Mr G really drive dumb asl…


Tiller been on repeat since the album dropped


I’m going to need to rewatch the last few episodes of mindhunter now that I’m about finished with the boook. Do I want to read the red dragon next or something a little less.. intense


Yall ever Google yourselves? Does nonsense come up?


The rap hits different when it's in twi


Sorry I haven’t been on much, work is crazy busy, we’re failing at trying to buy a house, and I’m STILL trying to get my current house, decently packed up so that we can show it and move eventually


The federal gov shuts down its fax machines at five pm!


All I can say is eventually she will see you, its millions of us guys, be patient... she followed me out of nowhere... Also my timeline was pure Barb and I never switched up so that might have helped.


my avi gives me the serotonin i need


Now I just need to get back into running in this #texas heatwave


When we are busy replying and suddenly we know that msgs are not going #whatsappdown OMG


Arsenal, the first team to hit 40 points in the Premier League this season.... WE ARE STAYING UP!!! SAY WE ARE STAYING UP!!!


my boss mentioned my bonus for the end of the year


Nah, I'm tired guys. Point me to where yall get sugar daddies and sugar mommies pls


Oi @user ! Follow me back!!


I fall in love with personalities and vibes


I educated my parents so much on these issues that now they educate their co workers and speak their mind as well


Information overload for back to school


Young age , learned how to get paid crazy


Happy birthday @meamandamealing thank you for everything you do and for being such an inspiration to all. Hopefully see you in Cardiff after this is over


Fuckin nervous and shit


I need a new Netflix or Hulu series .. I’ve watched everything


60 day run startin off lovely


People only ask where is [YouTube] they never ask how is [YouTube]


A lots of things HAPPEN recently, but who we wan tell


I hate it wen I hand somebody ma phone and it dont come back the way I gave it them


Soo yeah,I have a lot going on in February! Honestly ain even mad though


Playing 2k10 always using Lakers because of Kobe, Now I can't find it in my drawer


OJ in white lows is crazy


good morning !! have a great day everyoneee


this is officially my trashiest paper ever


Was excited to get home and eat all the advent calendar chocolates I left just for my dad to text me “I ate all you’re chocolates lol”


i would like to move on and pretend this didnt happen now


i can eat a whole house when i’m stressed


BRB, just gonna burn my clothes


More military helicopters flying over my place


Hoes Love When Ur Homeboy Say Fuck U In Code Words


My man is taking Me out to My fave restaurant tonight.


i should be sleeping yet my brain is making relive all my trauma from school


My friend’s Instagram got hacked and inaccessible and that scared the shit out of me. It made me set up a two step authentication


For the longest time I thought I was insomniac. Turns out I just wasn’t getting exhausted enough. Cos right now unless my body doesn’t touch the bed


#GodofWarRagnarok this game is unreal wow !


if you gotta spend most of yo time proving you ain’t a bitch, you prolly one of the biggest bitches in yo area


Alright girl off you go; you’re just going in circles changing your tune


I love how nobody interacts with my polls like I'm just trying do what's best for the followers


boss told me not to apply to a job cuz i'm underqualified (and he's right tbh) but i applied anyways and got an interview


Aaa... okay...


~ The only ari I care about is Ari Lennox


why Gaga fans up on our diksss


Maura swoopin back in is very 2020


i saw no screams about shawn and alessia back on the same stage so why aren’t y’all cheering


I really don't care to mend any relationship fr like I'm coool where I'm at


Life just got a lot harder


I don’t watch Riverdale but I must say that I appreciate its presence. Stay freaky


Peeing is such an inconvenience


How was your day? On behalf of your busy partner


Kyle Kuzma thought it was a "done deal" that he would be going to the Kings in a Buddy Hield trade Then Tommy Sheppard made a call


Here’s to a very successful motivated day also if you care the holiday Dunkin’ flavors start tomorrow but I got mine a day early


I stupidly just went onto Hatie Kopkins twitter feed.....remind me never to do that again!


FUCK, I left my Chinese food at work


This salad I'm about to make is gonna be the Greatest


Why do i always fell asleep few minutes before releases


Young foos that are dickheads to their parents for no reason


I’m going to attempt to get up at 6am for the gym tomorrow let’s see if I do it


Omg it’s 2/22/22 all the praying rock bitches finna lose they shit OMG MY ASTRONOMICAL ALARM IS GOING OFF


Speed driving to the store bc said there was a coral switch


So I’m at the airport and masks are just no longer a thing? Word


We was raised by the streets we need love with a little tension!


Wait, I think astronord took down all of their items that involved native culture appropriation off their shop


We’re holding a Crisis Intervention Team class this week for Lawrence and Orange Counties. And we met with stakeholders in Tell City today…Perry County is going to move forward with developing a CIT program!


I miss RA Dickey today


Gamestop stock is back above $100 a share, after going as low as $70 at the end of yesterday


Be honest: did you wear green today?


Benefits of strength training: 1) You feel stronger 2) You feel more confident 3) You feel improved mood and emotional well being 4) You feel a greater sense of control over other parts of your life 5) You feel better energy


This next video is going to blow minds…


watching you for the first time let’s see how this goes


Nasty ass food


Fast and Furios 1


currently sitting in a starbucks parking lot with my sister bc a big tree fell down and took out the power at our house and my sister needs to finish a final due at 12 tonight


i got a bad attitude rn at work


I'm tagging @stoltman_tom in the vain hope that he'll reply, we'll become friends, and at the very least, we can film gym stuff together. I'm clearly the stronger Autistic... Right?


Idk about no luck boy this shit was all grind


Yankees Baseball so soon!!


I got racks but I feel it ain’t enough


I wonder what Dade County is like right now


why are you, as a man, in a hurry. What do you have to get to, dick appointment???


I can't wait to get pretty & go out to dinner with my bad ass friends


idk what God was thinking when giving me this forehead


baby snuggles are the best


We can get away Palm trees, beach views Ordinary day All I wanna hear is Innervisions on replay And sit right next to you


y’all my tax return ..


Sometimes it's better to be quiet and think hard before you speak on something.


Still blown away that I can interact with payments without the need of quite complex payment provider setups, bank account setup or anything a-like. #Flutter x #Solidity fixes this in a couple of lines


Let’s get this win tonight Miami


For once, we are scoring more points than the contestants on #UniversityChallenge


i cant believe csc00p used to be my comfort streamer , bad times


My mother just told me she vacuumed my wax accidentally


Caught my girl cheating with some other guy, so I had to call her husband and tell him "Our bitch is outta control."


Why don't I have mindy powers yet


What is the matter with my government? “Eat out help out” “Go to school” “Go shopping, go to the gym go to the park go see your grandma” “Going back into lockdown you socialise too much”


I had ….. an amazing day omg


frost best b side


I never judge you, I might fuck you but Ill never love you


Don’t ask me about having one these crouch goblins. I’m say no every time


i will never understand why or how my extremely white, blue eyed, light haired friend gets mistaken for anything other than a cracker ...


I got called toxic once by someone who is the definition of toxic. So it doesn’t count.


i never know if i’m gonna come off a break from beatmaking rusty or refreshed. but this one i just cooked up is HITTIN


#ranboospace is it the spiderman suit?


Soooooo let's just say we hit the voice tweet goal from my everythingathon. So here's your choices


But first I need joint control and xtra calcium


Kontomire is rlly that bitch


Anyone else stress eating? Because I’ve been stress baking and stress crafting


Jomi and last minute things


Yikes can it be Friday already


Patiently waiting to get my hair done tomorrow


T-Pain - She needed me


Yo Fuck Isaac Newton that mf and his shitty rules are pushing me over the edge. If he was alive I’d be his 5’2 ass ong


Anywho ... its a Wonderful Day in St.Louis


i love doing adult shit and feeling accomplished


saxophone reference photos


Surely decemver would be the worst time for pubs to reopen?


I wasn’t crazy when I was putting money in pockets


People I know IRL coming up to me saying stuff like "you must be pretty excited by all this new UFO stuff" Once again, I love being the 'Alien Guy'


Ok but why is every other item in the pantry moldy? Wrong answers only


im craving a hibiscus tea from Starbucks soooo freakin bad rn


Ella Mai is going on tour and I’m actually so excited


time to reach into the TBR stack


Not me whispering in his ear where he should take me to eat. While he’s asleep


Once I learned that ima always be something to somebody and to stop caring bout opinions I became a person I’ve never met before


Wear y’all mask ain’t like yall got life insurance


I got some herbs today &’ im so excited to try them


You look so good in my favorite T- shirt.


7319- such a pretty girl and you cool


going on a date tonight kinda nervous


Iife


school full time, working & doing nails


Trust your journey


Mad at myself for not taking advantage of the Alphalete sale yesterday bc the 3 things I wanted were $90 and now it’s $190


do u guys know if we have 2 have the army membership to get the album


Look at ms.anxiety showin out


Please fill all of the gaps...


Just got paid to cook a meal so they can present it to their significant other like they cooked it


Praying things get better soon


They killed my cousin same place he use to trap at


Not me stressing out over this phonetics class. I hate transcriptions


If you cant master your tongue, you’ll be a slave to your words


last shift for the year! woot woot


I love those long talks with my momma where we just go from topic to topic


Who’s ready to start Day 1 of the ladder challenge tonight?! I don’t know who created this but big thanks to @user @user and @user for posting about it.


The only thing good about #blackAaf is the soundtrack...


When I told my therapist I was doing good she said “oh wow, what changed?!”


I never meet somebody talk so much shit but always ducking the fam


Had an interview and the principal told me the reason the current teacher is leaving is because the superintendent wasn’t nice to her but said “he’s just a good ole boy, if you’re willing to shoot the breeze and smoke some meat with him he’s not such a jerk”… Excuse me what?


I think I’ve lost my Christmas spirit. I used to love Christmas and New Years. Now…I just don’t get that feeling anymore that I used to have


I hope my car will be ready for my birthday


Today, my @user undergrads made a bunch of memes about #PoliceMilitarization in the #US. Here is a thread of memes based on readings by @radleybalko @user @user @user @avitale @user All credits go to my awesome students


Time for the big game and TF1 is showing...Wales vs. England.


my stomach won’t stop rumbling


A month and a half ago, I stepped off the bus to pursue a new role at #OCTranspo. I told those who asked I would reveal the role once I settle into it. I feel comfortable now to share with you that I am one of the people behind the @OC_Transpo Twitter!


the last taekook selca we got was last year


I’m craving bubble tea


If you ain’t cool with your friends parents is then really your friends?


TB going all in


Henny & pomegranate cherry juice; I’m fooling with it


Been hungry asf all day got this food now i dont even want it


I Wanna Make Some Hot Wings Lemon Pepper Wings And Wing Dust Wings With Cheese Fried For Dinner


My mama the most open minded person, she really be having me laughing hard dab


This fever came outta nowhere dawg


philly and baltimore @SadSummerFest are my birthday gifts to myself this year


I swear, some of y'all really say "Hating Sonic Forces is overdone" and then proceed to use the same three controversial panels or sets of panels to justify saying Archie Sonic is garbage


following and liking yo ex stuff some weird shit


i’m determined to get a dumpy and i won’t stop until i achieve it


hoping for more blessing to all of us


I'm 1558618 images old.


When ya baby is the AMBASSADOR of WE ARE LITTLE GIANTS


Hello, @user Just wanted to drop you a note and tell you how much I appreciate you on #Corrie. I’ve taken to Yasmeen and the scenes between her and Alya are just lovely.


eddie can halen and terry goodkind in the same day. october 2020 was trying so hard too.


Huncho and disso work


glad i wasn't active and missed the gwen hate because i literally would've br0ken some kneecaps here


This holiday season, I hope animators get time off to enjoy and relax


“I can’t play with you on this acc” ok then make a new one so you can play with me


2am - 2pm , 12 hours OT , definitely in my bag


I think my mom might know I'm bisexual cause she keeps showing me videos of parents accepting their kids coming out and talking about how awful it is that some kids don't get that chance to feel safe


Ive always wonders this. If you do a fanart of someone, does the person (who was drawn) also have some part of "copyright" or such of the drawing? Cause they were the ones being drawn


Watching Gaga: five foot two. Again, because I'm bored. But I find her so interesting and it's such a personal look into her and her life


honestly loss for words ......


I love love love a nasty female


I interact w these big stan accounts like they’re gonna interact back


belief + patience + a good attitude = miracle shall follow miracle and wonders shall never cease


Thought I had a fever but I’m a degree under the normal body temp ?


The 1997 NBA Schick Rookie Game will always be a


I get it from my mum. The woman knows how to show that you are loved. From words of affirmation to physical affection


Soo damn horny tonight


i miss my best friend…


Aint No Being Nice Anymore … People Killed That Side Of Me


just the lil fire under my ass that i needed


I’m catching flights all year


Who wants big cock!?


Ion gaf bout ah nigga who hurt!!EVEN WHEN FUCKIN I GOTTA CUM FIRST


So we really got to wait until September for football


, I wait until they typing to block’em .


my dad be snapping on mfs on the phone


My pu$$y a buss down yours a plain Jane


dont you ever feel annoying and by ever I mean all the time????


Somehow my phone survived being left out in the rain in near freezing temperatures last Wednesday on a golf course. No case, rained on, this phone won’t die


Some people are too comfy on these zoom calls


Imagine if Patrick Mahomes had someone like Tyreek Hill to throw to this year!!! That shit would be OP


yea im never ordering taco’s from this tony nigga again .. i placed my order @ 12 and still dont have no tacos


I get treated like player/pimp smh... I only talk to one person


I just want to go see Banda MS


I’m on whatever u on x2 so be cool


Neeeeeeein! Advance Wars


OH GOD DAMMIT KAIROSOFT IS HAVING A SALE fuck my life I guess


I’ve been trolling all fuckin day


Some chastity cages are so small they’re nearly flat


This girl said I’m fine as hell.


Eggrolls and chicken fried rice tonight


Hoping for Wallows tickets


Don’t feel like walking to the corner store


I’m never going to see logic or daft punk in concert


Yesterday Emori wasted pancake mix everywhere on the couch, today she wasted pizza on my shoes


You just fell out of the sky, the best things come when you don't even try Lighting in a bottle doesn't happen twice, the kind of gospel that saves you just in time


i gotta find sum OT


like i genuinely do not understand how someone can sympathize with evan hansen as a character that man was .5 seconds from wearing zoe's body as a skin suit


I'd love to see Lacazette keep this up and hopefully its not just a purple patch


People bitching about how much the Eagles paid on a one year deal when they weren’t even supposed to have enough money to even make that move be happy they have a backup QB


Coworker talks my head off!


Some London teams wish they were where United are on the table


Im proud wt myself


I know it ain't a must, but riches without sharing with the needy ain't sweet


Love remains the Source of all Genuine & Good Blessings that Comes with Peace & Security filled with Grace that makes it tasteful & Joyful. We Celebrate & Glorify LOVE all the way. Be Good & Greatly Blessed as well in Jesus name Amen


Randomly asked my coworker what’s his fav artist is because I needed a new song / album to listen to aaaaand he gave me his fav high school band(a 1980s rock band called Fastway) okaaaay let’s hear it out


// Might change up her FC .


M8 WE WERE ROBBED A CORNER!


There's been thunderstorms for the last two nights in a row, and I am terrified of thunderstorms... Guess who's not sleeping well this week


Kindness is a universal language. Lets try to be good to each other


I was having coffee earlier, felt the cool breeze softly blowing from the window. And it just dawned on me, no matter how bad the situation is...Christmas will still be celebrated. We are still breathing, evil Yellows are still losing, yep..we still have a reason to celebrate.


$BYSI fuck it I’m buying


Seriously? What has happened the better and would rather get and use a car.


Love that my dryer just went out when I put a load of wet clothes in It


My target's hit in crypto, now need to snipe some nfts dip


Got a gay couple working out next to me on each side, I feel so lonely


Hmmm what Halloween movie will I be watching tonight...


i can’t wait to bulk again


i'll be having a long day todaaaaay


LOST TAPES a ol. 1 implies the existence of a Vol. 2 & quite possibly. . .beyond


we all learn shit on our own timing, your lesson aint my lesson to learn


So I got my scrubs and dammmmmmmmmmmmmm Yeimi


Gotta love a hotel receptionist who says "the beer is expensive here, try Tesco up the road"


jsuis trop active en ce moment


new insecurity unlocked: When I d*e, who is going to tell my friends?


#Sisterwivestlc #kodybrown I have now figured out why Kody prefers Robyn.....she's as manipulative as he is !! She acts like she's the most giving/understanding when she so sneaky and backstabbing...can't stand her !! She and Kody are perfect for each other.


I miss you my beautiful queen @mcbridemelissa wherever you are I wish you happiness and peace.


I want you bopped like you was BEFORE you got me


Just hit an insane Splitgate Shot!!


y’all still copping a dub?


... Always pamper yourself!


not my ex blocking me because of banter


Blonde me is gonna be a new me


Pay close attention to the artists & buidlers that show up every day, not just before they bring out a new collection/initiative, and when times are good. Support people consistently nurturing a healthy ecosystem in good and bad times. They are the ones who you can count on.


Today’s a new day, throw your broken crown away


The commercial real estate market is booming right now. About to take a look at a venue


I’m still healing …


The bby hair trend ain’t over yet damn


I woke up 8 this morning and cooked dinner. Ham, baked chicken, chicken and rice, collard greens w/Turkey meat and bacon pieces & honey cornbread


Meeting with a language tutor and want to make the most of your time together? Self-teach before your session so you can spend that time applying that knowledge + doing things you can’t easily do alone. Like having conversations.


I have genuinely never felt such a drive to continue working on my streams and content creation. And all it took was a shift in attitude and treatment at my workplace. Oh and a rough week for mental health. We gonna make this a thing


This is why I get shit myself because if I gotta hear you throw what you did for me in my face, oh bitch you can have it


The most outta body experience I ever felt, is w I KO’d and hit the back of my neck on the way down to the floor


Yano when you think ur speaking to a decent bloke and then suddenly they start getting shitty at you because you haven’t replied quick enough…


My deposit do not be hitting early enough for me


I’m extremely nostalgic already that I’m leaving Portugal tomorrow


Very true when they say you don’t know wtf you have till it’s gone!!!!


Jokes on Bayern, we've just lost 3-0 at home to them just to win 6-0 at the Allianz


Hands down Dallas has the best WR core…and gallup isn’t even healthy


I just had to get off the toilet seat bc my baby was crying. Do this at your own risk guys


It’s so hot rn man wth. Catch me at boot camp tho. If Karina doesn’t kill me the heat will.


Super bored today


Coming home to your smile.


I wanna make short rib pasta soon


the ya no estoy aqui fanart in my last rt makes me tender


I miss working at Second Spectrum


This nigga fred fr put ranch on everything


imma leave this job before i rl spaze tf out bruh fr


I just realized I’m actually gonna need a body baby carrier bc I’m gonna have one on me and one holding my hand… oh boy


11:11 first good day of job


Still trying to convince my mAmah to buy that vitamin lmao


They always come back lmao


..You just learn to live with it."


Always pointing finger to other, don't have mirror, what's new?


We always win at Villa Park nothing to worry about


11.11 All happiness and good health to our @user ka Peace of mind for her away from all worries and pain


Dusse’ for New Years Eve & New Years


Sunflower for the win... ain’t even know bout this store


WHY is UR MAN hearting my stories


I just want cuddles, kisses and to hold someone's hand. Is at too much to ask?


I Jus Need 1 Full Day Of Letting My Worries Go, Jus 1


I have a lot of friends, but few are real.


im getting a custom built PC today aaaaaah should i do high gaming vids?


Another shocking performance but a wins a win


me vs everybody hahaha


Looks like the shakeout in the market is coming


Was back up for work tomorrow, but it's not needed so I have another day off


Fontana waterloo girls dem juss pretty suh


When all you natural nails reach a nice length and one breaks


good high bandwidth democracy


Oh biche Sam


my mommy just love to talk my business


Looking at people’s tweets over the past week, I feel like we can officially call this year’s festivities “sickmas”


So we all love the long hair era on our boys


after this fall semester .. I’m gonna officially be a senior


Please suggest weird music you like


Me tienee lokkk


some of yall just need to stop trying to get the last word in. let it go and shut up


I have genuinely heard absolutely everything from men, NOTHINGGG you say can impress me unless it’s backed by the action


Keep the chameleon effect away from me please..


Work hard, as if there was a camera documenting your success. You’d do all the right things to be where you want to be!


Niggas be out of pocket on them county phones


I’m still mad that Casa Loma didn’t get to host a Bridgerton Experience like what a missed opportunity for Toronto


Once Louisville gets everybody healthy


ty for the love yall


Apparently, HMRC is arguing that Revolut should value their employee option scheme shares roughly in line with what investors paid in the last round (~£97). Setting the value close to the last investment round sounds fair, right? Why would Revolut dispute this? Here's why


Buy them flowers from the Mexican on side the street and make ya bitch day


cb announcement when?


You can expect us to be streaming tonight! What will it be? You'll have to tune in to see! #streaming #gaming #twitch #twitchstreamer #Phasmophobia #videogames ~ Link in bio


Anyone else had everyone at work act weird af now that you’re not wearing masks?


$560 for two people at brunch..


Me: I’m really disappointed this one didn’t work out. He was cool. My friend: Well you tend to romanticize people even more after they leave than before they leave. Me:


Sooo someone should gift me all seasons of That 70s Show for Christmas


Wow, was not expecting that verdict


It's your Wearther Friend! Today's weather: Rain starting in the afternoon. A top of 17°C and a 91% chance of rain, so dress classy and remember your umbrella!


i have no time to draw this is sooo sick and twisted i wanna draw ritsuka and the new panels


still can't believe yonghoon ain't drop his Instagram


Why tell me to call you then when I do, you don’t answer


yoongi's speaking english got me reaaaalllly wet


#RunningTOOgether why is Woongi have a nightmare about TOO?


I never understood how girls feel when they date sugar daddies until l started supporting chelsea


One thing about me Iknow how to make some money


Beso y chao


no new calclzz art today


wna make art but ive had such a lack of inspo lately


Don’t fuck with the middle man, Ima only link with the bosses


phew baby cause i can turn up right now but i ain’t gone even do it ima sit bck & look cute & act like ion know a damn thing


woa woa


Game 2 of @MLBazFallLeague in the books for Brewers prospects Zavier Warren: 3-for-5, 2 R, 3 RBI, 2B, 3-run HR Abner Uribe: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 1 K, SV


Say Ah Anotha Mf Word ion Like I’ll End Ya Career By TONIGHT!


It drops below 80 degrees in Miami & I already smell bonfires in the air.


Make sure to vote guys


Today it’s the 7th have you paid your retail accounts?


Kings, in your 20s chase your purpose and goals, don't waste your energy chasing a woman, when you have achieved your goals, they will flock around you.


Also i messed up so the $3.75 sale on OF is still on until tomorrow


Pray for my momma


My plan is to travel the world and look f*king amazing doing so


My tweets consist of thoughts I have that literally no one (and I mean absolutely no one) cares about or asked for. And I honestly wouldn’t have it any other way


trEAT your girl right


Fair play lol ironic for a mhob that are always cheated


What Club Heroes cards do you guys wanna see in Fifa 22


I’m amongst at least 2,000 people here at Staples Center I’ve never seen it so quiet....


Anyone else have trouble connecting their @Ledger to OpenSea (through MM)? Unable to make any transactions -- even though shows as fully logged in, etc...


For the people who were lessons in my life, thank you for helping me grow. For the people who nurtured me at my lowest moments, thank you for soothing my soul. I love you all.


they just told me i’m gonna have to take Health class w 9th grades when i get to 12th grade..


Tammy Abraham is highly overrated, I just don’t get why he starts all the time. His movement and hold up play is just non existent.


I feel like I deserve a medal for not clapping back at everyone who posts a plum blossom and calls it sakura. Then I wonder why I have used up all my self control by 1 pm and binge on chocolate all afternoon.


Swim lessons have me missing the beach something SERIOUS.


Maybe blockchains aren’t that good at nuance


I know it's happened the size of the work was so small but I continued anyway° - thank you


this girl dinners look so dry


I’m legit sick to my stomach after seeing someone post a nigga slumped outside in the cold from being high, mouth open & it being white from maybe it being cold and probably from being dehydrated . I wanna


United about as broken as team meetings on FM.


Why tf would they move my hours around


now what if i just eat one of those hot chocolate capsule things with no hot milk. i just put those whole thing in my mouth and chew. who’s gonna stop me?


Why all these chicks wan be in ma dms all of a sudden


Can someone plz tell the president not to tweet about immigration until he signs an executive order. Thanks. Love, an immigration paralegal that has gotten wayyyy too many emails about a tweet


if you ask me .. I’m tooo playa! Ion see nun of that shit


Start Job #2 Friday , nun like multiple sources of income


I’m really started to see weight loss size 12 becoming too big


Jam on toast is my ultimate pregnancy snack


To my 500 Subscribers on my youtube channel


kisses to my angels in the sky


my professors really be having me fucked up


You people lie about everything sha. Be giving sincere reviews, they will not beat you


Streaming scrums tonight with the overwatch team let's see how it goes


The first dude swung a belt lmaooo I’m screaming let me watch it again


fuck i havr to save for tsukasa lim and rui 4 star…


I Just Sanitized My Washer And Dryer And Have No Desire To Do Laundry


Hold my hand n walk by my side, N lead me to where dreams come true


Noo pues ...


'bowser is coming'


With technology growing so rapidly, will #edtech be integrated at similar pace?


I actually just recently watched all that avatar shit so fuck yall late ass niggas for using Netflix as your crutch PEASANTS


Since I worked on comms all Christmas, I'll be taking slow until New Year's, as I haven't taken any proper breaks in a while!! I have irl stuff to tend to so I'll focus on that for the rest of the week


i’m dying to nap rn an my daughter just like


Frens, please send me a DM on your birthday. I really want to send you good wishes!


Seeing messi in that psg jersey don’t even look right


3rd set, I’m almost done


#BrettFarve @TomCottonAR I know you fucking hear me. You misshapen, #hairyareola, on an otherwise nice set of tits. Sorry mom, ladies. @SarahKSilverman


Nobody ever told me every time my child even looks at another kid he would get sick… or how hard it is to clean throwup out of the carpet.


Things are starting to look up on the air conditioner front. A guy just came over, did something with a screwdriver to get the AC running again temporarily, and now has to order us a new unit which SHOULD arrive by Thursday or Friday. Praying our air holds out till then.


open mouth crying after therapy to radiohead


I was so ready to start school this morning they just had to send the email before work


Tryna go baby on baby if I could fuck em both dat would be crazy


air canada seriously fucked my shit up by sending me an email saying my flight was delayed by three hours and NOT telling me i should still come at the old time to check bags bc they just have a temporary kiosk and i had to leave my shit behind in the uk


bing bong hello


£27,000 per night for a whole floor of a hotel


Soo many gremlins in the computer as im trying to record the C song..I think the songs I've recorded so far for the new album don't want to associate with it..


RSP on #AEWDark


I’m NOT coming off this nigga , we getting married. What glorilla say ? ONNA GANG


Bouncing clothed bulges are


Taking bf or gf applications now. Must be a gamer. That is all!


I’m going to be a better music producer and provide the key and tempo to a track in the name now. I’m better than that


Que las hermanas Sanderson de Hocus Pocus 2 canten One way or another, 20/10


Omfg just booked a trip to Spain lol


the enlistment laws getting more strict it seems


Those like snake print leggings make me feel some type of way


Maybe I should make a small thing of shrimp Alfredo and stop looking at menus online


It’s Like I Always Cause My Own Heart Breaks


Liberians ! Liberians! Liberians ! How did we get here ? Throwback hour : Change for Hope


I’m so mad about my wrist


The Wave looks to be recruiting a lot of internationals? I feel like even with their forward starpower and robust defense, they look to have no midfield


Why is creating an only fans so stressful?!?! Maybe not anyone else but im definitely stressed


GM everyone! Especially for those who's starting their own business. You're lit!


Did you like Art Gobblers reveahahahaha


I hear that Boosie playing…. Im dat nigha now yes i am who dat Bump dat Ooooooooooooooo


I’m sure my friends enjoyed watching me eat it


GIVE A DOG A BONE LEAVE A DOG ALONE LET A DOG ROAM AND HE’LL FIND HIS WAY HOME


i’m excited for school to start for the sole reason i know i won’t be eating until dinner and if i do it will be low cal


I swear I just wanna go off on this guy.


these cholos cant take my social media life anymore


There are some weird ass people on this site. Apparently I need a trigger warning for a thrown down Barbie doll.


Hey, re-recording old songs is fun!


FC CLOWNNN


rashford my god what a goal


Good day today!! Spent an hour on a zoom call about social action throughout COVID19 earlier and then spent this evening having a lovely catch-up with the Community Impact Group (in which I came tragically last in a Kahoot...). Honoured to be feeling productive during this time


I tried to get home before 8pm today, but bruh?


Decent night with @user


Does anyone have a Toyhouse code by chance? :"> A friend of mine wanna join and I don't have codes :( DM me if you can help us!


Just grateful to see everything falling in place for everybody around me


OCcay bye see you..


Area ran out of water and eventually I turned off my geyser when I realised. Now the water is back but I think my thermostat is stuffed. Just from solar heat (?) because DB switch still off, it is boiling and water pouring from the overflow. Water just wasting..


Good night to all the beautiful people of twitter <3 please make sure you eat and drink enough, take care babes


why is my hayfever playing up at 10 pm


Craving some clout. My next tweet will be dedicated to South Africans


Thank for the follows again really appreciate it you are the best community ever honestly


Sweet little lies


Rico asks for healthy food but as soon as we get a little too clean its “white girl” food


I hope prices drop soon


They playing Home Alone 1 & 2 damn near every day, & I’m not mad


Blessed and favored


Busy busy busy! Finally got my hour lunch break an hour and 30 before we close.


Cause I still have to wear a mask


I don’t know what to name my puppy


i feel like such a cool person when i succeed at technology stuff, like i'm working on trying to repair my laptop and stuff, and as i can't do the actual repair myself, i can figure what needs to be done and what i need to get


Now would I be wrong if I drove back home just to go sleep? I coulda stayed home for this mishegas


the amount of loving messages jungwoo is gonna receive from me now that i have his bubble


That tweet tho! My man won’t take ya girl but I will


I just wanna say that finally after around 2 weeks I was physically and mentally able to clean my room although it took me a lot time to do that but it is finally clean


Ain’t it crazy how your own friends don’t hit you up and check on you


My ballot STILL hasn’t arrived and I s2g if I have to vote in person…


I need to go get my granny some flowers before Friday


What’s y’all definition of loyalty? Let me hear this


I haven’t had good bbq in a really long time.


I remember now she gotta husband


im working w my dipshit of a coworker and i can’t even try and hide that i don’t like him


The mountains look so pretty


Heads up: my streaming life is going to be a bit chaotic until I move out, which will be sometime in the summer. Once I'm able to actually have the space to stream, I'll put forth an actual schedule. Thank you


Care home workers were good enough unvaxxed to look after people’s loved ones for the last 16 months but now HUGE RISK..these were people you were clapping for a year ago and ANYONE celebrating this decision you disgrace yourself by demanding they give up their bodily consent


downloading the avatrice scenes so i can edit


Y’all shoot your shot because I sorta did and I can’t stop grinning at work now


5 likes and I’ll stream


I sent my friend my account and not to invite me anywhere. Sis cash app me


So many people in love with people that are not feeling the same way


City plays beautiful football..


My baby so spoiled her hair Nd nails Nd toes done ready for school tomorrow


Since yesterday, I officially don't work for my previous employer anymore... And it feels so good


Custom sound systems tho


Think is really time for a SM break


i’m abt this close to a panic attack rn


#FPL wasn't too sour at the end of the week


Just had an epiphany for MM. once we touch down in Philly. It’s a go.


I hope all my stuff come before my shoot or ima be something pissed off


yuehua still hasn’t put out the yiren birthday post?


yeee pictures tou delete hoti nie hein mujhse, waise mn soldier hun huma ki.


Just daydreamed when I finally get a sketch tablet. The beauties I'd create...


lrt: HELP IM ATTACKED KADHKSJA what if I like them exactly because we follow their journey


hopefully i can get the carmines in time so me & ace can match on his bday


no injuries lang pls


#gamblingtwitter If your hustling in the content space and looking for the right on-air opportunity, send your reel to my guy @user He has an opportunity he’s currently casting. Helped me land MSG last year. That said, come correct with a reel + resume.


Will Piggy Smallz ever grow in size to be a massive pig?


I’ll always come first, how many life do I have that I’d now come and put myself second? Biko Get out


Pay attention to a bitch you can’t keep up with


Covid plis naw i want to set up my family


We out here tryna die and not he remembered


So as I predicted, today was a super red day for NIO. Tomorrow after the CPI data is published, the market might react positively and turn green. Fingers crossed


You can get Bones Hyland at +10,000 on Foxbet currently


alright ponpon I'll tone down my constant whining 24/7 then


I’m waiting for UDN to drop the video of this guy getting shanked


Good morning everyone, except those who brush teeth with Colgate instead of pepsodent


Of course they nerf Titan barricades, but do nothing about golden gun in d2


No because why did storm slap my cinnamon roll out of my hand so it would fall on the floor so he can eat it


got my check, yk I’m living better


Damn my girl must’ve gone as steam for Halloween, the way she not responding


having to kill time for 2.5 more hours until Eula out on Americas server


Never seek revenge ..... rotten fruit will fall by itself.


I want to rent one of these big ass houses out here for my birthday


And when mi seh “booked and busy” a nuh cooking /sharing out food giving a bunch a randoms then washing the plate dem nyam outta etc, then nightfall me retired to a “shared base” mi kotch in and getting paid the bare minimum.


Camille will “mommy” yo ass to death if you let her lol


Literally waited until today to file my taxes.. owe these mfs $123


So, I’ve never watched Modern Family before, and just started binging it cause I’ve been looking for laughs… But like, does Phil ever redeem himself, or does he remain the worst husband in history? Lol they do Claire so wrong


doN't YOu knOw I'm LOCo


My new manager is sooo nice


Apes vs mutants is such a grind


Ugh I forgot this nigga got my notifs on


When did Kool-aid go to .24 a pack last time I brought i got some it was 12 for a 1.00


$PLTR insiders are not going to sell now. They see an appetite from retail. They will leave too much on the table. This is going to


It’s so annoying that I tried getting drunk Friday, Saturday and Sunday. But it just wasn’t going down well....but now that I know I have to go out of town these bitches tasting like thenectar of the gods


not gonna lie it’s still so f*cking hard because of everything (someone lmao) but hey we’ll get through it I guess ?¿


rosie's song covers are like warm hugs, her voice never fails to comfort me


if bts did a thirst tweet video and they read one of mine I would never show my face on the internet ever again


Hello, yes, id like to be hired, or l, you know, get some type of response at least


I literally expect decent things from Tif in Ep 1 Remake....but wow she literally blows my expectation out of water. Not only is she useless & literal damsel in distress, she legit drags everything down even when it's about AVALANCHE. So she's simply just incompetent?


I need to smoke so damn bad, I’m looking up weed dispensary in DC that I can just walk in, the mf said I had to have a medical card


I can’t even put my hair in a ponytail


I miss rainy nights


migos must not fw offset no mo


5 gram wood for the win


Where is this banku-with-hot-pepper-and-sardines craving coming from...?


honestly, i wish i was born in the 80s, seemed like a fun time


where's my best friend my beloved googie


Fischl…. my beloved… 2.8 is so far


The attempt made by Sinn Féin to adjourn and filibuster during the legislative session was not only poor, but also embarassing. The government, however, despite their attempts got the job done and passed all of its important legislation. My message is simple - do better.


Apps are FUCKKNG trash making me waste my points u assholes


This accident/traffic hindered me from getting my peach green tea lemonade from Starbucks. Hope everyone’s ok tho.


Okay, good night na


I just wanted a weekend in Gatlinburg Valentine Day that’s it…..


Wil I be able to fly my microlight on Mars ??


drinking tap water from new plastic bottle


Watching True Beauty cos people said it’s the same as My ID is Gangnam beauty


i’m never gonna find a gf


Ireland Victory over SA...Podu


Blessed af to still be working


Remember when georgie met Martin and told him that Jon “used to go on” about him a lot?? Sigh yeah


this doesn’t feel like real life


454 - You are an absolute sweetheart. We seriously need to talk more, but your tweets always put a smile on my face. DM me and we can talk


May pag ignore


Was having a miserable lockdown day but cheered up immensely by watching #MasterChefAU from 2018! 5y old enjoying it too. And we are only on episode 1


Nothings worse than living 10 hours away from your best friend


Fat head pizza is a great #keto option, feels naughty doesn’t it


Silence white voices


this layout is clapped but hey army and stay


I want a CFA Cobb salad today


NOLA WASSGOOD ?


My stinkn lover her some me


Let me be clear Quan will drag a bitch if ANYONE of them felt the need to take it there so I ain’t concern not one bit don’t nothing move round this mf less I sign off mkayyy


I can’t beef wit niggas they talkin to the police


1. What sort of coffee do you drink? 2. I want to hear from y’all what people’s coffee choice says about them.


Aaahahh the bitter reset gets better a dm better everytime I watch it!!! Having the teaser in a screen that’s not my phone


I will forever appreciate how much my father and brothers support me and who I am.


going to get my yearbook i’ll update how it goes bc i hate my school


You’ll never receive the same love you put out , I had to learn that to the extreme


Classic backseaters. Getting mad when I ignored their unsolicited advice


Is it true that Covid make you impotent? Clots and stuff?? Asking for the blue pill takers.


Need me a hot white chocolate from Starbucks


Switched on me .. ion even care if you still need me I’m still gone be there


What if .. @EASPORTS_MUT decides to drop motivators tomorrow


Overhearing my contractor speaking to someone on his crew: Remove this wall but be careful not to break any of the pipes.


Maybe I need a pet...


I think my cyst is growing. FUCK that IUD


apparently i’m too antisocial and never leave the house, maybe it would help if all my “friends” weren’t homophobic, i need new friends


Ordered Miri Halloween costume


i hate having anxiety because it flares up all of my health problems so now i’m extra anxious because i don’t feel good


Because people are not going to work, there is no unlimited parking around school. One of my class parents delivered parking permits for the teachers. I have tears. So grateful. What a beautiful gesture.


Think I’d be worlds biggest cunt if it wasn’t for my mates uno reyt glad I’ve got a good set. as long as they’re happy as Larry I’m happy, ain’t arsed about others


bitch....


I miss the boys… it hits different when you see them in person


GM to everyone who buys or sells an NFT today!!


new feg member?


make poverty a trend


Thank you, abit late like LJ


I don’t wanna live basic I wanna ball


My man birthday at 12 tonight


Some people really be looking for attention from everyone on everything they do


its "spend your lunch break at the pool" hot


I’m Soo Lame Don’t Nobody Care To Talk To Me


I should just book these tickets for a weekend getaway with Morgan


Might be time to bring back real time trials...


The way these people hype me up sha.


someone is translating for them, good choice


no way fury goes from aj to chisora


writing 24 on my face is the hardest thing ever right nowwwww


All I wanted to know is if anyone has any batteries?


I wanna say we’ve gone full circle and we’re back in Phunk and winter bears land… but I don’t wanna get called a boomer for remembering events from last year


kyle rotten house trial was public. why can’t i watch maxwell trial


Can’t wait to take this flight


Me and Brandi finally almost made a decision on the spot in Miami


Me sending my output for the day a minute before shift ends


Square Kufic is so much fun!!! Such a mind buster.


One of them bum ass tow truck nighas done stole all my lil money out my arm rest like dawg, fr


Everybody in Houston of love


Just get me my eyebrow lady already


I like this game of "Who's gonna get rehired next". Honestly.


It rlly be throwing me tf off when professors don’t respond to your emails. Bc if I was still on campus I woulda walked right to your shit


LRT so psychologically satisfying


I really got blocked for commenting "lmaoo"


Totally on the fence with Glass (& Brown if true). AFC is so much bigger to me than my disliking of one person so I wouldn't give it the whole "I'm not going back" pish, but it also doesn't excite me at all and I worry that the board will just never truly understand the fans.


Celtics in 4 juuuuuuuu heardddd


Busy busy weekend coming up


Scam likely be calling from all these different numbers, like we don’t know it’s them.


Top 10 Guilty Pleasures should be done with editing today or tomorrow! So look forward to a new video coming soon!


Biden ain't it


Swear ima just start doing OF Lmaoo


i miss mimi


Dear Addis,


My DICK on the prowl. . . . . . Yes, that was the only word to describe what he’s on


Am I going to stay up until 3 am and watch the new #ObiWanKenobi episode when it drops? Well, I lost my job yesterday so I guess I can do that now huh?


Life sucks without women


whole india locked down for 21 days


Again, Long Island, today Suffolk, is trending for something negative. Will this place ever trend for something positive? (Probably never, no.)


I literally be ‘Code Switching’ with every customer i have at work


Annabel is on netflix. I’m gonna watch it


Howdy, You can do it. Tomorrow is going to be the best~~~ Amazing seeing you.


I feel God in this Chili’s tonight


No one knows my comfort notice(s)


A dude that works at my Walmart is wearing a Minecraft mask and he kinda cute


I done had these braids in three weeks to long


All I can wish Oshiomole is Best of Luck, winning this is the best bet for him right now..... Fingers crossed


Thoma ur not a 5 star stop acting like one


I can add $25.00 on pump 6 instead of $3.00 now y’all. Stimulus money coming


when you bond with the wawa cashier over dutches


i have real bad road rage. don’t ride my ass bc i’ll break check you & do NOT lay on your horn bc i’ll drive slow purposely. thanks, a driver that will run you tf off the highway.


I can’t wait to get my nails and feet done


Can’t wait to see animated gear 5 Luffy


if u dealt w my bd pls dnt come nowhere near me


I will suck this bitch eggs out them ovaries like boba tea


I see da growth in her & I love it


#2OMB coming down closer to peg, lookin forward to seeing the @user protocol at work


getting really fucking sad thinking about the potential run bts would have as a single right now, man, that’s one of the best songs ever…


After this weekend i’m flyin @Delta for the rest of my life. On time flights + payin us to change


Tampering with memories before going to sleep Like tampering with a flaming coals


ill probably wait for the studio choom fancam bc thats better


Nothing will change our style... More hits


im feeling a strong urge to be friends with jungkook. he has the power to make anyone to like him, he clearly is the nicest person ever step foot on earth. i hope nothing bad ever happens to him just because he is too nice to people, he deserves all the good in the world


I'm going through the booze cabinet worryingly quickly, at what point is it classed as a problem?


Steven Spielberg sure as hell believed…. Made a whole movie about the Oasis.


I really use to enjoy going to clubs


Trying to wrap up work but my BFF is homesick in China so we've been on a call for over 2hrs. I miss this boy


Why don’t I have the energy to go out and party anymore


Morning shawties <3. I hope everyone has a good day


Hey guys.. so I took about a week and a half off for a mental health break, I want to thank you all for your patience and understanding.. can’t wait to get back to normal


ooh i need 2 brush up on my baking skills


I cannot wait until I can change my nip nips piercings


i appreciate the effort but wish it was someone else


just remembered ranboo said no uploads until 2mil and he just hit 2mil


"This isn't a fairytale." Haaaaaaay!


It might be weird but I can't wait to earn enough money on my blog to do a little blog monthly income report. Its my favourite type of post I just find them so interesting and motivating


In my 45 minute eye exam I found out about the doctors kids, grandkids,his mom his career, the concerts he is going to etc If anyone on here happens to be my next prince and I tell you the stfu one time you better just walk out the door and don’t look back


Kwaze kwangalaleka lapho I was sleepy and tired the whole day


Deleted a tweet because I can’t spell.


I try every day to understand how people expect to use your things but you can’t use theirs. Make it make sense


$WOOF has no limits.


ou i wish i had a blunt after this shit over


Last day di crdm


am i the only one who always does a harry potter movie marathon at around christmas


wow...who knew my mood could change so fast in a second


Mad to think how poor Chelsea have been lately and we’re level on points with them


If my wife been lying for 14 years she better stick to the script.


I could really be out here hoeing like a muhfucka… but I’m scared of catching diseases… ion see how y’all do it


Sometimes I get tired of seeing crop tops. Like, there’s time I just want to buy a plain black turtleneck or shirt. Dassit


Pushing & motivating myself....


Cheers @hmunitedkingdom @hm for absolutely nothing!


It’s Always Good To Look At The Drawing Board To See If Some Things Could Be Done Better


When you can’t share news with someone, that’s sad


Which Team are you supporting? (Euros) #TeamBelgium


There's something so satisfying in how utterly fucking ridiculous Hot Fuzz actually is, I love it


Oh….you can buy the PS5 covers and replace the one you have


I think ppl really don’t know they be in the presence of a future broadway actor. Call it cocky. I call it confidence


“What’s the question you’re building up to Sumeyya ?” She’s being schooled here the low level flyer


wtf ??? shes call me mullet daddy ? wtf...


Got 3 new tarot decks on the way


#HappyBirthdayNTR @tarak9999 Happy Birthday Annaya


My to-do list long asf for this week


Love is patient and kind, but true love forgives. I can give instances to buttress these points, but that would be me writing the story of my life.


Why yall be taking pictures of urself fake sleeping tho?


I start school next week & im slick excited


Thank youuuuuuuuu


13 Kame


Aubameyeng my African girl ohemma be bad pass.....??


V E N U S x M O O N . Tonight


Rashy!!! #MUFC #ENG


Outer Banks on Netflix hard


Cran-pineapple


probably the best open source font i stumbled upon so far is plus jakarta sans, so clean and legible


Do... do I see @user on NT?


I wanna be @EliApple when I grow up. His exact attitude rn is what got me D1 and I am loving the pussies tweeting back at him. Have fun in mexico bills lollll


The sex tapes I’ve made in the past few days whewwww


I’m getting pissed off by the day


exactly 6 months until my 20th birthday


They should have prioritized people based on frontline and essential workers. Not age. We’re the ones at highest risk but yet we aren’t fully vaccinated. Now look at wah gwaan.


Things I think I need to alleviate my sadness>>> things I really need to survive


Every time I fall asleep I forget & I wake up thinking it’s all a nightmare til I check my phone


Everyday Partey... Every minute Partey... Baba better join Arsenal after all the stress... I don't want to hear stories


First day of RTO today! Only had 1hr of sleep lol lezz get ittt


Ayoo this bitch ass dog just bit me


feeling lots of body dysphoria


RG3 is a bitch idc. Its cool you hate the team but you was just on the team twitter asking to come back


Not me being very H-word at work


what to read na


Damn ALL YALL MOMS SOME WHORES except one person


I have to go to sleep in two mins because I promised i would go to bed every single fucking workday at 11pm sharp and i HATE MYSELF for doing it. It's way too early & it doesn't help me to wake up on time at all anyways so it's pointless.


Havin motion like the warriors at a high pace


Reminder that i sUCK AT MAKING FRIENDS, please talk to me cause i generally want to play games with new people but I'm legit terrified everyone's gunna hate me


Cause yeaaaaaah


I just smoked some gas gas I’m tryna roast somebody rn


pushing away all my friends, i hate myself


i miss when bts was smaller and played in the honda center


Na mumu dey play champions league.


Only thing I got in common w/ a b*tch or 2 is my baby daddy


'that's not how the real world works' shut the fuck up, the 'real world' doesn't even work anymore


I was amazed about the true story of sarah and matteo’s wedding


Supervisor just told me to take tomorrow off


Pussyhoe know not to look my way and if she do bitch be as quiet as a mouse FOH cheese head


Good drop them new benzes I need that s coupe to be for the low


My hair, my bangs in particular, has received a massive amount of attention this past week. It’s quite flattering. I imagine this is how Joe’s curls, especially that one that’s always going rogue, must feel daily.


One word: Taproot


Looking ahead at this months schedule and realizing how soon @user is visiting


I worked Jerms ass today post game on


Anyone else feeling really nervous about keeping themselves safe? I constantly think I’m overthinking it all: but actually, we just don’t know yet. It’s an utterly shit situation for everyone


don’t call my phone , i’m busy workin


I’m there for uuuuu if you allow it


Need to find a friend to match my Rachetness


We ain’t going back to broke, family sellin dope


Can anyone explain Marcella to me ? Not understanding so far


Coach said summer shredding time, that means fasted cardio and turn up the aesthetics. Me? More than ready


.@GetWellSoon give me ur @


Scrapped my toe and and a mild groin strain all in the past 3 days.


Clearly Bill Barr and his Justice Department couldn’t find a hole in a donut...


ITV needs to get its shit together.


Please what is #FaHookiMe?


Puking in the middle of the night


free barron tho


I must say... my header is quite the attraction


Ahora 100 para los 1000 followers


Gonna go get bread for the altares (día de los muertos) and sneak in some for me I’m sure my grandparents won’t mind


everyday i see an idiot make a u-turn on Guy / de Maisonneuve. one day i will witness an accident


Today was a great day. Got a raise, a bonus, Mexican for dinner and my tablet finally showed up.


As you grow up You do mistakes And you learn the most unperishable, permanent lessons of life


I don’t want no nigga that bad that I gotta be with him and know he’s cheating


I have to say it, I’m disappointed in how few boxes of Nerds I was able to steal from kids this Halloween. All you candy givers out there need to think of the parents!!


but I’m home now so it’s back to sleep until 7:30


I have to study In Cold Blood and Picnic at Hanging Rock with a homophobic teacher, over the next two years


One day I’m going to muster up the courage to dance for someone. Of all the possibilities of things to be shy about sexually that’s what it is for me


We have the first Asian American running for VP. That's something to applaud.


we at happy hour lit asf


New York friends always b remindin you not to say bye after a phone call


Tell me how I'm about to be 31 yrs old and still have no idea when to properly use affect vs effect. I just go with my gut every time


When I get to my ideal body look I'm about to be a vigilante and fight crime at night like kickass


Making homemade “chipotle” bowls


I think the harmonizing between jk and v in “ Your Eyes Tells “ is the closest we will get to a Taekook unit


I’m in the car changing my nose ring this lady thinks I’m digging in my nose


i get hella jealous when someone tells me they like me and other girls are obsessing over them. like no this man loves me not you back up and learn your place


Healing & Success cutie


Not me forgetting that I changed my name in the system at work and sharing my legal name when I didn’t have to


Trying to get in touch with hospital - have been on hold for over 40 mins now


Marie Harf, on outnumbered, is a mask Nazi!!!


There’s a whole truck on fire on I5 south


Not going to have any fuckin tyres left if they don’t sort them pot holes out in Bryntirion


And next week is only a 2 day work week for the girl


Will be back properly to Twitter again tomorrow. Been really off my phone this Christmas break and trying to relax as much as possible in the Forest. It’s honestly done me so much good


fuck it, hotel by the beach tmrw


school day 1 done am now 11 grade


I’m going to do it, take the weekend off. I don’t even care..


Why act sweet when they talk bullshit about you behind you're back?


Honestly I just wanna eat some box


changed to sah


I have 1.9 billion dollars on BitLife


my girlfriend just made the three most awesome and beautiful paintings ive ever seen for me and I cant wait to post them tonight ;_; why is she the best girl ;_;/


icy seattle = no driving to work


My adult self is happy that I bought myself a printer as a Christmas present to me


When it is all said and done what will be your greatest accomplishment?


As we go to bed may Allah protect us all and don't forget to pray before sleeping


today i get référence to the gender identity clinic, yayy


Drunk dummy, Doves in the wind my go to


waiting on my promise ring stage


When guys joke about a prenup but all she’s gonna get is half an Xbox


Strawberry peacan salad & strawberry pineapple smoothie for dinner.


I was going tru it the whole day, meanwhile he was watching football, can’t trust men


really need something new in my life to happen already


The wildest shit always happens to me so much you would think I was lying


Just found out through @lastfm that @user has listened to two Super Junior D&E songs… I am totally to blame, right?


I could eat lobster bisque everyday


First half 2..n second half 2 Liverpool really balanced the equation compared to first leg... Man United diehard


Good Covid19 news! 34,460,000 People have survived coronavirus!


nails came out so fire I'm in the mood to play with anyone's hair


why do i drive past cop cars as if they aren’t cop cars


I really hate liars son, like why you gotta lie


i’m gonna do a mukbang and record it and the best part of this is, no one can stop me


Gotta sit in line for 30 mins


Best current centre back paring?


Ash is fun


Brad Pitt women and child beater? Wtf


Happy November, Gators! Below you'll find a couple reminders for this month including information about flu shots and thanksgiving break!


Goodnight eyin jomoh


I get the whole hypebeast wave but at some point you have to know when to say no


These Mf energy so ugly ew


I really need to stop replying DMs on this app Tf


Sorry in advance to anyone who may follow me on multiple social networks; when I post a pic of my food I do it on all of them because I literally reach someone different every time, and I’m trying to grow my brand/business.


#singers of Twitter! I’m on the lookout for summer school recommendations that focus on solo performance and/or opera. I’ve found details of some online but any first hand experience and recommendations would be appreciated


I deserve to be in the snow


Wow, I am very excited to hit act 60


i have an obsession with shaking my ass


I don't have time to cook so I use @user But I pickup


Friends,Please suggest a good book to gift a collegue (Female)..


Finished Sex Life on @netflix , I need y’all to hurry up and make a Season 2. Thank you !


I need to try hypnosis or maybe an acute coma or sumn to shift my outlook on life bc lately it feels so pointless and I find myself caring about literally nothing at all


linux spamming "Failed to start wireless service" and "Failed to load kernel modules"


While ya'll throw shade I celebrate everyone's success cause it takes so much work to accomplish anything nowadays. Put that ego aside and


I hate fighting. Because I don’t know my own strength or when to stop.


As the league comes to an end, what an incredible season it has been for my Under 14s. After all the hard work and support from both the players and parents, we have won the League. I am extremely proud of every single one of the girls and we look forward to many celebrations.


there’s never a day that goes by where i’m not thinking about why just eat / uber eats still don’t deliver around here


when people are to famous to reply to your dm’s


my love language is gifts


Wondering if I’ll find some trouble to get into before the year ends?!?!


Being high with this hun and bumping some unreleased travis scott


those forehead kisses...


I love when ppl say they “hate cancel culture” Bc it’s way easier when ppl just straight up tell you that they have no morals.


I've just had, what I feel, is the most epic race in my team. That was tense


I hope I eat this food cause I feel sick af


Shout out to my momma she told me not to fw lame hoes


My pick em is well and truly dead


Headache pounding like Phil Collins on drums.. & almost need MacGyver’s Swiss Army knife to open new bottle of Tylenol..


i’m unforgettable, remember that before you try to play


God is faithful manzee


I find so many nice cars on Autotrader and then I check the carfax report and my hopes are crushed


*ahem* Wx Memes are officially returning


Maybe I’ll do a taco salad for taco Tuesday


Y’all can’t tell me that Pineapples aren’t fucking delicious


Cacaphony and WaluigiBot15.0 Might be in love


Sky has all the colours


Appreciate the love fam @user


london bridge by jhene & big sean is underrated that shit slaps


Remember when you could sit Shotgun in an Uber?


“old man” “whos the old man?”.....


I can finally afford air pods


Let’s get this dub stros!


Listening to CIX’s discography and I knew their songs were good but omg


Will #btc break break the 23k resistance? If, yes let's use a #perp of #demex on @user


Fanny J


when i don’t have sex for a long time, i be nervous asf the next time it happens. like i have anxiety, start sweating & feeling nauseous. thinking if i still know what i’m doing. it’s embarrassing


I Think Im Done With Banks Them Bitches Let Ppl Get Into Yo Account & THEY BE IN Yo Account & Be Telling You That You Have To Wait Days To Get Yo Money Back


Hmm... imma post my Mint selca day then delete


Alright I've streamed like twice why haven't I made 1k off Twitch yet?


guy at work complimented my hair


I want to hold a baby my bestfriend need to hurry up and drop


tell me do I gotta beg for it I’m not scared to say pleaseeee


Hug your friends and family a little tighter tonight, tell them you love them any chance you get. This life really isn’t promised and can be robbed in the blink of an eye


#NowPlaying Medicine by @user on #SXMEmoProject #EmoProject


Who the fuck says “amore mio” to a “friend” def not me


I have on a hoodie and sweats like it’s not hot


I was finally able to get my eyebrows done


Miss getting my lashes done.. I need to stop playing


The guy is just like my crush


more business conversations for the rest of 2020!


Dude I just paid my moms phone a month ago and she cracks it today!!!! Ugh


Morning wishes are lame, send cash deposit instead


I'm supposed to be studying for my exam but I'm playing genshin instead


Good Morning everyone and Welcome sa brgy sa lahat ng bagong magiliw


Hi! My discord are doing 24 days of witchmas where the mod squad and I will give info on topics! Some topics include: - see witchery - pop culture entities / egergores - simmer pots - divination - glamour And so much more! Link in bio to join


nobody struggled harder than me this morning trying to figure out that my toddler was actually asking for an umbrella and not a "white ghost tie thing"


me when i do the full workout for dance and feel proud of myself


Hi all. Not feeling good today. Been getting sick and just nauseous all day. Hope you all are doing well. Love you guys


Few things are better than the first full night of sleep after a weekend of being sick


I might just be ranting subconsciously today, but all is well


Chale I got my smile back


Castro owns the mets


Went to the salon to get my eyebrows done and they are closed.


today i've had 3 coffees but have eaten no food


who wants to listen to me talk about kinonoya again


I was so close to getting lamb chops. I went to Costco and they were out of stock. I could’ve cried. I’ve been craving them for weeks now.


Bout to see what these Cabo rolls is hittin on


Roses are red Violets are blue PLA in fear Xi, what to do?


im not suspended anymore


The NEWS is not NEWS The NEWS is creative writing and agenda based social puppeteering .


The hype around Squid Game is making me really want to watch it, but I CANNOT STAND things that are dubbed, it’s so off putting


It’s actually insane how much the female body fluctuates


Hulu really be a Dick! It doesn’t care if I’m still watching out of nowhere I’m on season 50 episode 12536 on a show I had just started


AHH LESSER EVIL COMES OUT NEXT MONTH!


basuh toilet is satisfying okey tunggu jap sementara all the detergent and clorox kering in the toilet before rinse


who makes websites


Wow hock to the Vikings.


#startup #Netflix bro we’ve had like 10 sex scenes in the first ep


I’m tryna get 14k tweets this only app I’m go be really on


“On My Block” S4 E5 has me messed up. Omg.


I hope someone finds a cure for HIV and ...... mental sickness


Last time was last year. Eyy madoda


Thiago is absolutely ridiculous


Renato Sanchez is doing the most


SRT make me get wet play in the pussy why u switch gear


Blocking and then qrt is really...


my sister tak ingat password


Arthur Eze’s actions has just given more boost to Peter Obi’s movement


gg love getting shot through my builds by a controller player with a scar great aimbot bro


Traded 4 Tickers This morning with @user all Green $EXAS +$51 $KEYS +$12.50 $ROKU +$13 $TSLA +$63 all done with small share size. THX AJ and all the MODS $$ Have a Nice Day


Attending a cocktail party tonight. Lots of cocktails will be consumed


Lol I’m grown and I can have crust on every sandwich but a tuna sandwich


UH OH TORNADO WARNINGGG


Politico is trash that is all


good morning! time to get ready for work!


Travel schedule will be updated today! Be expecting me in a city near you the first week of august


Quinn ve VESELY


I miss Quadir lmao like that’s really my homie I hope he’s good


If Not Marvelous Movies like #KGFChapter2 , #Vikram and #PS1 Release this Year, #LoveToday Will be in the No.1 Spot this Year in Many Theatres! @pradeeponelife


i lowkey wanna make a nsfw gc


Anybody know any graphic designers


what can i say lol i’m good at what i do


came in contact with an incel today.. worst experience of my life


A point guard who can drive and ACTUALLY convert


Why is everyone just automatically assuming Mercedes are celebrating a double DNF for Red Bull? What if, and stop me if I’m being too crazy, but what if they’re celebrating being on the podium?! OMG what a crazy thought I just had


I always laugh when I see desis on tiktok arguing about cultural appropriation. As if you know what that means


My #degrassi rewatch has me shook! Cause who remembers Manny doing drugs with Craig?! I remember it being just him


#BidenHarris2020 time to vote! Let’s go! @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris


And now, thanks to Twitter...I'm reading this new piece by Chimamanda Adichie. Whew, this is a READ. Whoever the Bright Young Feminist is...girl...


How lazy am I ? My charger fucked up few days ago & I haven’t bought a new one


How do I find the building plans for the houses that the Victorian Department of Housing wants to build on the adjoining property to my property?


Rangers FC, worst champions league club in history.


Oooh you worthy baby you worthyyy


After a good night at the pub and making a new friend need to charge my phone watch googlebox then go to sleep


I've double-checked that I'm using proper form when I'm doing my squats and my knees still snap, crackle, and pop like Rice Krispies.