Masterful assist from Kaabi there


So I actually return back to work on Thursday not tomorrow.. kinda cool


i just literally cried after seeing my bank account. to save up for this an important matter & i didnt managed to do it on the first month, my heart


I ain’t political at allll ion gaf do everything that y’all was gon do anyways


I’ve been cleaning my room (some nooks of my room hadn’t been touched in 15+ years) and listening to @MyFavMurder and this is the most productive I’ve been this entire pandemic


Guilty bitch. Literally just cried in traffic


I suck at casual drinking, I always end up drunkadenamuafucka


Ima be the realest you've ever met , me being bad is just a plus


Nothing like walking through the snow to remind me my ankles ain't shit. Maybe ankle exercises should go on my goals list.


i just told my grandma i’m getting a gun she gone say the taser not enough for you like no i need my glock sis


Goodnight to my moots,you are all beautiful and i love you all so much


What is up with homosexuals today? -


You ever wake up and the first thing that comes to mind is all the ways you've fucked up in the last several years?


Who wanna let me use their Disney plus to watch Halloweentown ?


Never come back with ya soul


Why no one told me psycho pass has a heavy reference toward philosophy and morality questions i freaking love this show dammit P.s. i hope that female mc ended up with grey morality


There is something about motivating people you always get motivated more


#belgie weer in volledige lockdown???


i love when people catch my sarcasm/humor.


ily grandpa harold


Why does every apex random have broken mics


Where are our loyal followers at


I hope everyone enjoyed their holidays


I GOT A B+ ON MY ALGEBRA TEST


Finally got to get in the deer stand this afternoon and take my daughter hunting. My 11 yr old #Boykin has never once acted like he would follow me to the stand, until today. Now he won’t leave because after I ran him off he can’t find me in the tree


i did three homeworks out of ten(?), submitted two,,, gonna finish two rn (and maybe bring them tmrw with me idk) and go to bed ig


I love you guys. Nothing in my life would be possible without my stream. And I’m not even talking just the financial support. I mean mentally, you guys changed my life & made me strive for happiness. Idk where I would be right now without you guys


Just wanna get back in the gym but still in this brace


Can’t wait to see arie walk down that aisle


S/o to Suzie for being my wingwoman the other night and making sure I was safe after I blacked out


ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOOTBALL?!!!?!!! yes


dry fasting to look skinny when i go out in public tomorrow >>


Just found a lost wallet in St Ives. The driving licence belongs to a E. J. Killick. Have left it at @user Please help spread the word


Ok so Birthday Actvities for the King have slowly begun to hatch. I am very excited to spend your money on My happiness


You know you’re Irish when…People assume you’re either pregnant or on antibiotics because you ordered a Coke at the bar


Hope we play this Chelsea next week. Added bonus no RLC


Ready to change my bedroom set everybody have this Paris theme


I just saw a guy walking around with no neck and it made me think of someone from hs. Won’t say names but I hope he’s doing well


Gonna see JJK0 tomorrow


Just completed the final eric king playing card - looks mint decided to do two - hearts and clubs start tomorrow


Just saw a sign someone wrote on the train that said “I’m not wearing a mask to save lives- your life does not matter to me!”


50 for miller


I’m about to catch fade with this heat cuz


$AMC Goes Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Thanks for the sale!


Started a game today with some of my favorite people


I like my nigga controlling


one of the few things I regret about not having my wedding is not having had my "first dance"


Let’s make a toast to the pussy


ellie just yelled at me


I'm tired of seeing the "Pulisic" rants on the Tl. United please take over


London arsenal fans you’re up next


Utd clueless going forward. So slow it embarrassing


I’ve officially become that girl that spends $250 on a 2 piece bikini and has zero regrets


Thank you everyone for coming to today's stream! Special thank you to @user for bits and gift subs!! And to @user @user @user and formula1matt for all the bits and for my first hype train! All that revenue is going to a good place so thank you


Never let the same person who talk shit about you to waste your time twice


someone wanna get me the map DLCs for frostpunk


Twitter no me merece.


#drawersoff as a complete beginner aged 60, inspired by this art program, what should I get to start trying to draw/paint? Easel, paper, pastels, acrylics, what? No idea but dying to have a go! Advice and suggestions please?


my kitchen and bathroom are almost done


I hate to admit, but this one taught me i am fragile, weak and easily manipulated. The days were fun the nights were beautiful even then i felt the uneasiness in your words, the deep longing for someone else and later realising all of this was just a great plan.


just thinking about how j-hope had different choreo to dynamite for Lolla and how it was probably bc he didn't want dancers to dance the 6 other parts just like how they never had another dancer dance Yoongi's part while he was recovering


Anybody have some words of encouragement or advice for a college student it would be much appreciated


At what point does Brian Urlacher become better known for the hair billboards instead of his actual career with the Chicago Bears?


NNN just means i can’t cum, there’s nothing about edging


If I have to clean this dog crap one more time I swear...


What are some good questions to ask about newspapers? Which do you prefer reading, magazines or newspapers? 3. What kinds of newspapers (or magazines) do you usually read? 4. How old were you when you first started to read newspapers? 5. Do you think it’s important to re ...


ian chasing no bitch cs ion got the energy


White lies


me vs drinking water constantly out of nervous habit bec im so Facking Awkward


I just realized they took spider-verse off of Netflix


I really volunteered for this bowling league like I don’t be having shit to do


I wish ppl would stop cash app me and get zelle. It’s free and money instantly. I’ll be damn if I pay cash app, atm, or anything else to get my own damn money


I saw over 2.5 on Chelsea Game on many Tickets


If y’all need to stock up on White Claw, better get your butts to the store ASAP. There is about to be a shortage in the county.


*clutching a bottle of Lyclear* I'm all good for No Nit November


never going out of town again, I’m traumatized


Drove 45 minutes to get my passport renewed just for the workers to be leaving as soon as I got there. feeling ecstatic


Cause I’m Fucking Scared


Turning 32. Fuck. Is it supposed to be good yet?


Work for Posterity Prosperity Or Posteriority


before i ramble about botw 2 i should finish botw


Awe Kylie


I made some Hispanic hotdogs last night, chefs kiss


Tip of the day: get a man who can cook.


I wouldn’t consider myself in the sensitive group that would be affected by these fires. But here I am an hour after driving to the store hacking like no other.


Thank God for good hair health because I will never use Bigen.


Not me crying bc the mam i pay 3$ a month to to message me once in awhile messaged me


bitch it takes 2 seconds to text back


day 691 of being invalidated by everyone


She can clap with her bumbum


I’m glad i don’t have a class scheduled after 5:30pm on tuesdays bc i would be absent everyday lmao. My cell molec lab starts at 2:25pm & is supposed to end at 5:20pm .... i just got out.... over 2 hours late. & I’m exhausted & hungry since i haven’t eaten since 6am!! #college


low profile fav


I need to find my remote


its 6.41am here n im gg grocery shopping


I mean I already had a million dollar smile, the braces just enhanced it..


Hihihi.. AMD nya plin plan... But in a good ways, tho..


Really debating if I should watch Grey’s Anatomy or do my assignments


i haven't watched the uzzu tape but i saw exactly one person say there was a clip of dayoung with no makeup so i told her how pretty she looked without makeup in universe without even checking anything. pls god tell me there is a clip of her like that in there otherwise


Angst smells so nice with eula jean and diluc


Debit orders that haven’t gone off are really testing us


Bruv


y’all teeth be yellow as hell


cute boi wants to celebrate by taking me out but nothing is open and i alr have plans for tonight


Back to streets ‘BEE GEES’


Had birthday dinner, Sonic double cheese burger and McDonalds fries~


consume weekly 1000 cal box of pierogis


Anyway my Labor Day was lovely ! How about y’all


Jurassic World Dominion was amazing


If this girl don't come for these brownies today, I'm giving them away


Sejak kerja ni.. life a bit packed and dah lama tak layan movie or Netflix. Weekly driving class, catching up sessions, minggu ni ada kenduri lagi pula.. it's okay. It shows that I'm having a productive life so far. Alhamdulillah


I want a new Uncharted from Naughty Dog


Miami first basket


i was thuggin wit em, you don’t get the same pass


Today is one of those days that makes me feel like the sad days never have an end


I’m a make a video and work on school to kill some time so I’ll be back on later to show you the results


Leave earth wit me. Meet at the end of the Ocean


King of all trophies


NBA (1U each): Hornets/Raptors U222 Lakers -3 If the lakers don’t cover I will not be betting on them again. Let’s ride


These hours are insane that I’m working but I won’t be on any payment plans and ima about to have an amazing 2020


I want some head rn


#kunalkamra's 60 year old mother lives with 26 yr old Muslim boy in livein relationship,iske DNA mein problem hai,they like little khatna diks


after I voted I felt so complete every vote counts I’m so anxious to see the outcome


Finding out the milk expired before it's best-by date upon the first huge swig of protein shake


It’s so embarrassing how the Muslim community is posting that Burj picture


I deleted my other tweet in a panic bc im an idiot but anyway my cash tag is the same as my @ here if anyone can help me pay my bills while I get back to work/wait to be paid again


celebrity today


I hate seeing you hurt


I live even closer to MetLife now than I did for rep tour I NEED TO GET TICKETS


I really be talking like a nigga to niggas


Have you heard the latest episode of @user A new episode drops Thursday! If you're looking for a listen in the meantime, here are a few podcasts we think you'll like. We're creating a thread below some recommendations from our team


Roger Ball


I think I wanna get a cabin for my birthday


I hate accidentally joining people live


Gotta get in the Stu to put these Beats down


October 1st - November 22nd it’s up


Heart saying love you, head saying don’t trust you


But....I hope the writing for Jh's new drama will be good tho.... Because Im a bit disappointed with the writer's work for AOUAD and Luca. Well, the overall story for those dramas are not bad but there are just too much plot holes


In other news I’m having a bonfire at my house tonight , we having s’mores too


y'all ever listen to a good song then the featured artist starts singing and your just like


When the interviewer didn't show up in the zoom interview...


I started playing #Fortnite


do you guys remember when @user filmed my entire season and then just didn’t release it? what was that about am I right


Still doing Shaye Howe, I didn't even do half of it. I need to be faster


Thinking about making an Eddie pin banner


I WAS GONE BE FAT BUT IM BOUT TO GET A SALAD


took my own blood pressure today. time to add health care assistant to my list of qualifications


I need acknowledgment … if I got it , then tell me I got it then


Oh the rain done came down !


Toni Braxton just be hitting a nerve for me


Moving countries and getting rid of your “baggage” (i.e. furniture, clothes, kitchen appliances..) is so liberating


Lewandowski already has 22 goals in all comps this season


Harry's gonna not win over miss Taylor Swift


Everybody dying their hair shades of red is making me want to dye my hair so baddddd


SSR SE RAABTA is an emotion


ITS TIME TO GET A BIGGER BENZ!!


Dudeeee I miss @user


They be like “I’d never do that to you” and then do it with a lil remix on it


Get some XRP now it’s about to take off


Only cake I want is gwop


I just need IMPP to hit $1 before Friday


These cabbages at the club right now dont even deserve minimum wage bunch of spinless wankers


Started another WIP of Rin-chan with her hair up. I'm adding more details to the hair this time so I'm excited to share


$737 to fill my propane today...


Kruz Skin Is So Sensitive


HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY KIM TAEHYUNGGG!!


To all my twitter friends, good night and god bless you and you family


Popeyes macaroni good asl idc what nobody say


I know it’s time to leave this town when I have people I went to high school with liking me on apps


in another life i would be a rich skinny blonde only child with blue eyes and an starbucks & lululemon addiction with a football boyfriend


i just got a job offer from a company in Wisconsin for $34/hr for 3 months with everything paid for… should i take it???


Gutted there’ll be no fifth series of Our Girl


That WAP song is so IRRITATING.


Why does ETH stop going up as soon as I get some


Reeeeally starting to get nervous.


New record.....8 minutes


The next #XRP bull run will be historic and everyone knows it


Tarkov twitter is like a bee hive that you keep poking at, except they don’t sting


2019 100L 2020 100L 2021 100L Naija my country Oh Allah have mercy on us


I'm in the mood to have my toes curl in the air♡someone come make me cum♡


/ more sad headcanons


Damn that roses are red poem is actually quite good. I just wish these imbeciles didn’t use it to support that wench


Streamer for Devil?


gm Day By Day fam! Now say it back


watching #Swagger, pretty unbelievable that this 19-year old man is supposed to be a 14-y.o. 8th grader


Me and my bf are going to be the boujee aunt & uncle


I be saying fuck it ima stay single like I had any other option


am I really ready for this adult life??!


wish i was chloe


Chris brown & Rihanna were beautiful together at one point in time


Someone fuss at me to work on my CV please


OH MY GOD THEY ARE EVIL BALLET SHOES


wew wasted..


Swindon Exeter Chelt top 3


Definitely passing on the latest Arseblog


Gm Loves, How is everyone today. I am super motivated, ready to write. And ready to do some new vids showing my full body. I love you all, and if you want to get to know me. Or if you would like to hire me for work. DM me Please? I'm also on Snapchat.


as soon as my plug pulled up he said “hit a blinker”


I’m gonna start potty training him today


What took you so long to fulfill that promise?


Strong people break too.....we just do it quietly, rebuild and keep it moving. It can only be God


Everyone manifest that I will wake up healthy tomorrow


stuffed shells & meatballs for dinner


Way out of the park


went to TJs hungry


i give my hopes up way to easy


cant wait till my bday and wake up to 0 text


My legs are killing me from the squats I did yesterday


another night perdiendo a changbin miroh borde rojo


If you're tired of getting paid only on salary days, there are some online business that will pay you weekly from 50k-100k Open this thread to see


it’s the “i used to always have a crush on you” for me


& u expect to keep a friendship like that


GGS2 is just 95% Wu Bai and Ai Qing staring at each other for a looong time with some bgm


Oliver Burke to start against the baggies


I got an elbow cast


I really enjoy this cooking dinner thing


Omg the mango pineapple refresher from Dunkin is so refreshing


A late observation. According to the #AllLivesMatter brigade kids facing starvation don’t, in fact, matter. Their tax contribution will be less than they spaffed on a piss up to London to protect a statue that was already boarded up. Fucking ridiculous


Can somebody gift me a hookah


my friends let me die in apex legends


Just increased by weekly bitcoin buys


been running six miles consistently everyday for the past four days and i’m so proud of myself


thinking about that time louis said manchester was his girlfriend’s home show and then liam said manchester is harry’s home show


“ Her ways are pleasant ways, and all her paths are peace. She is a tree of life to those who take hold of her; those who hold her fast will be blessed. By wisdom the Lord laid the earth’s foundations, by understanding he set the heavens in place; ” ~ Proverbs 3:17-19


These next 16 weeks can’t go by fast enough, I can’t wait to hold my little princess


It's 420 everyday. Lol Shit used to be fun as kids tho haha


just spent too much money at barnes and noble


My babymother still loves me and that’s all that matters


so proud of Bri


oh its tanjiro dayy


Man I love pretty women


i have a 54% in english cause i failed an essay aww


I've had my Galaxy S20 for almost a year and I JUST now took the plastic off the front


Monbebe and wenee i love you guys so much


Well Rio what did you think of that Utd performance, ah man Ronaldo just can’t write it man ah but what about the Utd performance, Ronaldo man he’s just it, repeat and rinse


||: In the process loves of flipping this account to a fandomless OC of mine that I've been honestly missing greatly. If you wish to unfollow, please do feel free to do so.


zenitsu never know wtf going on


a hoe gets acrylics and thinks she’s kim k


Stop expecting men to marry y’all & y’all ain’t never showed any good qualities needed in a marriage


I made it in the house right as it started snowing


my baby boy has been asking me for a Disney trip … I’ll make that happen for him


You gotta leave mf’s where they got you fucked up at


Dafuks wrong with my twt? Nagcollab si insta/youtube them boom the new update


Guy dinnan jaki ne


.@ryansatin YOOOOOOO whenever you've got time, check your DMs.


But this ESPN sha. Agenda too much. Can't even tell the difference between them and CNN these days. Are they a sports channel, are they a politics channel who the fuck knows


me he puesto a cantar the wallerman


i think my mom kinda dumb thinking a relationship starts off as meeting each other & dating a day after knowing each other, & my way of being friends at first then talking to get to know each other is me being a pendeja


I have to learn to be patient


I need a nasty ass bae


Freaky songs are a vibe


Blocking people is so relaxing


Good news just keeps coming! Asked for a raise and got it


i know she will be best and good leader but kuat kuat ya jin


just finished their homework , about to get them ready for dinner & their bath


Beef is top tier, my fav meat


School over it’s hot girl summer fr


just one more final on thursday.


I really can’t anymore with this place


Only toxic when I want to be tho


The lights in Accra


Da fact Jim Burke still got my car don’t sit well wit me


I Wanna Travel Out In London, With a London Tipton


I sign up for shit I know I can’t trust lmao


This is my 7th year of sobriety...


Happyz working~ *semangat dinnn


I'm following the law of conservation of sleep: which states, amount of sleep is inversely proportional to how many days remaining for exam, whether kal se padhou gi is constant


I haven’t eaten all day, bought food and still haven’t eaten...wtf if wrong with me


I just need a break fr


I’m riding tryna find youuuuuu


im tired of getting my keys locked in my car


in and out by RV is such a bop ugh


Before I gave up on you , you know I was trying


Honestly I just want a kayak


A perversely counterintuitive move.


Eminem def under appreciated


going to a tkay maidza concert next week and idk her entire discog yet


There is a 60-ish old Asian guy with a flabby gut wearing a bare midriff tank top at my gym right now.


I just realized I planned my trip close to SHINee’s 15th anniversary. Can I multitask?


Ever since You took my hand, I'm on the right way.


A 7am busker at the Red Cat stop normally wouldn’t rate a mention - except when they’re playing the spoons. Nobody needs that kind of noise at such an early hour.


Almost got hit by flying trees, sheet metal and even a trash can today... was a bit ridiculous there for a while


Thanks so much to my longtime friends @Penthouse for following me! I’m excited to catch up with many of the old gang!


Its going to be one more tour that ruel wont come to Portugal


crybaby out on all platforms been waiting forever for that to happen


I’m tired of these bitches yea I’m sick of whores


My dream travel location is Bikini Bottom.


The smell of shawarma>>>>>>>>>>>


I kinda made my schedule in a rush and I'm wondering if yall would like something different for drunk stream Thursday, What would you pick to see me play drunk?


I got a real goal to reach by the end of 2021 and I gotta meet it.


i can’t stand seeing my dog in pain


i see ur photo dumps and i raise you my facebook albums from 2013


Random thought that has nothing to do with famous Internet people news at all. Who would pay $100,000 to spend a night with me?


I think I slept 14 hours straight


How am I going to send my baby to preschool


I mean that episode of love island was the content I needed


just keep the same energy when then tables turn


If you lie about having a situation/talking to someone… your a different breed


Cafe Zupas is soooooooo good


Most trustable people in this world are “Itni garmi hone ke bawjood chai pi lete hai.”


I never wanted Tampa to win a game so much......but....... @bgoodrow23


Right leaving the yard now, not liking the finish to this game, get the extra bonus of having Colin Murray on the radio, big love for Colin. Stay safe all


Less than 300 followers away from 3000


Lord I thirst for You And I long to be in your presence My soul will wait on You Father draw me nearer to the beauty of Your holiness I will wait on You Almighty God In the beauty of Your holiness


Honestly tho, I have the best ass


Pink Nails+Pink Toes


What I'd do to have you Near, near, near I wish you were here I love the way you are


I know they bout have a ball and it’s New Years


I for like show love but due to my circumstances


Guess who's got a hot date tonight


It’s been 4 days I’m convinced my stuff isn’t gonna make it out of customs


Went to see a psychic...weirdest but best experience ever


Finally AZ this weeknd again


Love me or hate me, I don't care. Just fucking leave me alone


I hate when people complain about how Blizzard is going to make Shadowlands terrible because the Pre-Patch is now on the PTR. Cease.


I keep getting adverts for erectile dysfunction. Da fuc.


I gifted my brother Nier: Replicant about a month ago. He played it on and off until he got to the timeskip. It took him two days after the timeskip to beat the game. He beat it today and immediately started Route B. what have I done to this poor child


Show me your #shelfie, yes I know another one of these posts. I'm finally getting my garage converted for some office space and with that comes some baordgame storage! Show me your nice storage solutions before I go and buy yet another Kallax


Heidi’s worm costume the best one this year for sure


lol it’s really the closest people who do the most


Ain’t no way this nigga left 20k In the woods foh


Pass move, pass move #England far too static and aimless punting it forward


$$$ is leaking from #Bitcoin...


I'll make you regret it if you ever gave up on me


Since I hurt my foot my brain is seriously just not working


If u never snap couple pic Retweet


Ever since @user told me about Daedric summoners in ESO I keep thinking about making one


Breaking: #Bitcoin upgrade #Taproot is locked in and will activate in November


|| iris: dont become oliver queen, barry barry: literally losing his lightness and getting darker and sadder every season


Nf wpp


Lets stay home guys, Cupcake is crying during the whole country


right, right. i almost included you, but we don't give free favors around here.


The only positive thing about this episode: Blu Even though I’m absolutely heartbroken because of the elimination! Blu killed it in Snachgame and Runway! my one half for the win sent home my other half for the win.Blu now it’s on you to bring the crown for the UK!


I don’t know who you think you are but before the night is through i wanna do bad things with youu


the working class cannot simply lay hold of the confederate heiress, and wield it for its own money


England deserves to lose today


This sucks... Can't even walk to the mailbox without getting winded right now.


Imma take a break. I love you all. Stay safe, healthy and if you need anything message me on my Tumblr.


Free play; Rangers F5 +.5 2u I have 6 plays total today. DM me to get signed up


All right, I’ve chosen the name! Now I also have a fashion designer. Status: awaiting my designer present me the creation!!!! Exciting time ahead


I love skin to skin


Ok I def have to drink this weekend (again) lmao. Grades got posted and I finished my first semester of grad school with all A’s


It never ends..... so many darn receipts!


It ain’t trickin’ if you got it


Also ajdjfls my last day at work will be the 11th, and then I'll start job hunting on Jan 4th. That's the longest stretch of time I've gone without working since I turned 16?? and I'm 20 now??


I’ve notarized four documents today. Whoop whoop!


So everyone seems to be traveling or have covid. I am sure it's just a coincidence.


don't mind me here I'm just confessing my love for nu


The lost feeling of energy before the username


i just excuse myself from messy convos now. not about to get me caught up unt uhhh i don’t need to learn the same lesson twice no tank you luv


Inside Edition doing a story on people going on their first date at Target stores. Why can’t these crazy kids just get drunk and hook up with randoms like we used to??


Indo pro DHS pro Cast Preview da Mickey & Minnie’s Runaway Railway


Your month soul @user


anyways stream walls heartbreak weather fine line lp1 & icarus fall


All I want is @user colour to be back in stock


Scoreless through regulation between @user and @user @user which means, yes, we're going to OVERTIME. And I KNOW @user has something to say about this.


AHHHHHHH HAAAAAAA


Nudy just dropped some new music.


Damn! I almost burnt down the house


67’: Risby’s rocket free kick only just goes over.


DueDilio Case Study Tuesday Sharing some of the due diligence requests we facilitate... 1/4 This one came from a Family Office


i had a dream abt my ex n he said he missed me


Handball refffffffffffff !!!!!!!


Nothing like the president of a University outright refusing to meet with a student group. What makes it even better is them not having the courage to say it to our faces.


mali came home tearing this chili up so i’m happy about that


We heard some of you want to be on the show? We might have something for you tomorrow..


Clout-chasing is a helluva drug


german twt is just weird af


Hey Mor


I feel like homecoming won’t be happening until 2022. If so y’all got 2 years to prepare. No excuses


Apparently I've been sending out my album links incorrectly so I'll be sharing those this week


oh no not a serious dm


11:11 enha's successful comeback


tubbo come back we need your input please


I wish it was acceptable to punch the fucking elderly


I just know my baby was meant for greatness. He’s a king. No one can compare


I just charged my air pods & now my phone is dying


no because can straight stop. like, just stop


If you look around & can't find who the target is Then it's you


I need to stop playing and start going to the gym


REQUEST #SixTONES @MTV #FridayLivestream NAVIGATOR by SixTONES is simply amazing!!!!!! MV is very exciting with lots of CG, unlike NEW ERA MV; I feel like if I’m watching a movie


Today is the last day you can list your @user under 1Ξ.


First time exploring the beach waters, like going deeper was in Florida. And it was nice. I wish to try that again.


Conte really don’t wanna use bissouma huh?


I need to plan a lil trip to NY now


That vid just pissed me the hell off. Why would you do that to the kids


I worked 4 months in total of 2021 and I’m getting hella back. I don’t owe shit and now I never want to work again


Be Happy 4 Others..Your Time Will Come


I. need. to. stop. shopping. onlineeeee.


ive spent nearly my whole day reading dc comics and its all gone in one ear and out the other god bles


act like I’m alright but deep down me just wah clear me plt cart


the fact that pride and prejudice (2005) is my favourite movie should allude to my sexuality, it's obviously not straight bestie


literally me overthinking about all my life problems in middle of the day


God’s got me and I’m so sure of this, no matter what happens I could never doubt this for my life


that cape town boko haram thread shook me. the video where one guy is telling people to stay off the streets and the following one where they're putting their glocks and bullets on the floor.


Ain trippin it’s gone be a good year


if u put a gun to my head and told me the only way i was surviving was by saying im attracted to a member of mcr, tell my mom i love her


really wanna make myself a birthday cake this year but I have no baking things


my ass is on fire


can’t NO mfer and i mean NO mfer who ain’t on they sh* make me feel NO type of way!


First of all that thang still thanging


I need to look into getting my passport, I’d rlly like to take a trip to Canada and see my jobs new facility


i am so hungry but i can’t eat bc of my throat


When you have class in one minute but you have your teach a 1 star review on Rate Your Teacher last night:


My company’s staying open and im only entitled to sick pay not even days wage for a week


Watching the Food Network over the Y words because I’m removing all toxic things from my life


Writing task is waiting


#GoogleIO2021 #Firebase now… OK, #Flutter and #Firebase are the techs I never interested in… #NoCode #LowCode #Firebase it is


Havin felony’s eliminates you from everything legal.


Goodnight to everyone who has the best player in the world in their team


They say the dawg win Ballon d'Or there inno


mani is finally sleep .. my turn


5 in play 2 yellow cards so far


I keep seeing 444. I think I’m going In the right direction.


hc : dite names one of her kids ocean


Lmfaooo I swear the shit people tell me


Just got one of the Kuwi Māori dictionaries for my Tamariki cause 20% off


Banana pancakes today were


I need more XO moots so like retweet this


|| My chest is tight and every cough is so painful


Stop making it "ok" or "not ok" for possessing #ClassifiedDocuments! They are classified for a reason! Right?


I wanna know who at work drives the new black Lexus RC with brown interior


Bowl Mania (10-7) Houston +2


pls my supervisor is picking on me for not raising my hand I’m literally trying to learn the material and I’m the only one taking my notes and she keeps calling on me mid processing SOS


The days are feeling a lil shorter


Oh, wow I have 1000 followers on this internet social interaction application machine, glad you enjoy my wisecracks. I will have my blue check now Elon (is that how that works?)


My camera is supposed to be here next Friday!! I’m so excited!


Used to call my sad boss "Milky Lickboy Tryna Lick a Dude"


Turkey Wings , String Beans and Mac


Salah looks tired


I don't see why y'all are surprised that there's thousands of new cases daily now. It's not like there's protests happening and the state is reopening


I have so much PTO to use


I’ve been cleaning my couch for 2 hours


It's 51 degrees


I never understood why DJs think it’s cool to let a song play 1:39 seconds in and then start it over


Let me cry on the Inside tonight and put on a smiley face tomorrow


Make sure you download the Racing Post app for the must-have tips, news, racecards, results and much more!


I hate when bitches try to hook me up wit everybody!


When I do smth for someone, it’s not abt how “deserving” they may be. And to have the mindset of “I do more” is definitely riyaa to me bcos I’m belittling what someone can do for me, when in fact that is not needed at all


Long live Auntie Pearl


I feel like 6ft still too close


Video referees and or technology, work perfectly in all other sports is used in, with complete clarity !! How on earth is it so difficult for it to work in football ?


Idk about y’all but this is nerve wrecking.


my friend is having baby girl I knew it


CNN has a new story to report today


Just played the first game of my new league in 2K with the Kings. Dominated the Suns through three quarters until Devin Booker single-handedly brings them back to tie late in the fourth. Then he goes and drops a game-winning three on me, despite a triple team.


What if I went to school in texas


These trades going crazy today


Back to this rainy 95 degrees weather


Stagnation is self-destruction... There’s always another Level Up no matter where u at!!! #KeepBecomingMore


yo a dbd dating game? it’d be crazy if i debuted just so i can play it live


I have work in an hour. And I really want to. So I'm pulling myself together while in pain and dizzy.


It was grim but it was professional


M&M almonds x M&M peanuts


everyone form a prayer circle so they'll add big titty bf chris redfield to dbd and not virgin twink leon


Then Cabo in October


yay i have to deal with my annoying classmates again tomorrow vacation is over


not working out for 2 weeks will beat your ass when you come back


happy ending japanese version is weird to me bc im so used to the korean ver


Kodak black•5 on it(Freestyle)


Tomorrow marks 22-day streak for blog. After that, posts will be on hold for the next week or so. Plenty of posts to catch up on in the meantime.


On Sunday morning at 10.30 in @Tesco they had great music on in the Store. Such a great vibe to have and make the shopping experience a whole lot better


I hate the way people make it seem like grown women can’t be manipulated


Not feeling well dead gonna go to Orlando tomorrow so my mom can take care of me


I'm used seeing sh that's not very deep, but beans and styro is way 2 far 4 my comfort.. just saw a vid of sum1 hitting beans multiple times and it scared the shit outta me


I need to be getting ready everyday man , like makeup & hair done everyday cause you just never know


Doing @Activision work and getting people full banned in shadow ban lobbies


if anyone wants to see spider man w/ me


I don’t always want to cook from scratch and today was one of those days so I decided to try @user Fish Pie and I have to say it was delicious - not cheap but highly recommended


They cancelled Zumba today I’m pissed


tink knows jus what to say


Me studying political ideologies including New Labour and the Third Way, The New Right, conservatism & influence on policies: ‘need a break from politics now, had enough!’ Also me: can’t wait for #MakeMePrimeMinister tonight. Break from politics by watching political show


me & my son’s summer is gonna b sooo much fun i can not wait


Lamb burgers tonight.


Jürgen in a great mood there. Love to see that


Depression is real But you have to laugh it out , you will be happy


:: Sammy is the worst wrestler in AEW


Deserve that Southampton goal for Lacas miss. Absolute


this account is solely dead due to the fact that i waited until the week before school to work on my AP projects. go ahead and shovel me down in my six foot grave


It does seem to make sense that former politicians should be excluded from holding powerful positions on body that investigates alleged political corruption…


Shit.. Had I known there was a storm a’comin I would’ve grabbed dinner earlier..


MTN keeps MTNing


You chop all your December salary... I dey wait for you in January.


Buzzing like my cousin


I feel the envy


I’m not sure how many episodes I have left of @SchittsCreek , and I’m too afraid to check. I’m not ready to say goodbye


i’ll never forgive bts for never performing could you turn off your cellphone


I’m always analysing my reactions and I think I’m doing myself a disservice for that, because people don’t think of what they do or say to me


Tonight the Posers will be recording their annual ‘Best and Worst’ of the year episode. Any guesses as to what’ll be mentioned?


Damm would can I join the how it started and how it’s going team


Sorry #IBES aber #WSMDS


No fucking way bro i just woke up and that’s what’s up?


Ntokozo couldn’t find a better lie


Let’s get this money trae


Morningggg, have a nice day all!


There is no place in your life for inconsistencies. Stop allowing people to waste your time and stop wasting your own time


here i am once again fighting for my life over joao felix, the sacrifices i make for my man on a daily basis


shibertinys are gonna try to “fix” hwa’s searches


I just watched a super film ‘ the man in a hat’ ciran Hinds. Echos of Jacque Tatti. Gorgeous french countryside and music is pretty good.


Today literally hasn’t felt real


No it's fine, I've just been recording for over an hour with my mic muted, it's fine, I'm not in any way annoyed


5 things that won’t help reduce comfort eating long term: Trying harder Having more willpower Being more motivated Mentally beating yourself up Having more self control Swipe for 3 things that will


your girl just lost her skeb virginity


Imagine being in a club now, (let’s just say covid didn’t exist) and you hear that computers beat come on


Power cleaves are amazing until you get burnt out and realize you’re only midway into your workout


With all this mess goin on in your life you managed to give me time and listen to my selly things


dude i call being the oil in the pond


Having identity issues about my voice type


yo ho ho hoooooo


You gotta stand for something or you gone fall for anything. That bitch say she love me she can tell me anything


I miss my friends so much , can’t wait to meet and hug them. Also me cancelling every plan they make.


It’s only August. But it feels like the number eight hopped about and then tripped and fell over… Remember not to neglect your physical health! The weather like mangkuk these days I swear


Going to do what I do best and nap instead of dealing with my emotions


If you have to question something.. you already know the answer! Trust yourself the FIRST time!


Ya girl finally has medical insurance


rest in peace to those who lost they life in the buffalo storm man


manifesting biden tonight u should too


#GODDESS Challenge, drop a video dancing to the tune and tag me


The villagers in my animal crossing town were asking about you the other day


If you can’t see the corruption in the Oval Office yourself, I don’t know how to help you. @user needs to be responsible for his words & actions. He surrounds himself w/pedophiles & mobsters only looking to line his pockets. Our govt isn’t working for the ppl anymore


... wonder if people that voted for him regret it


dear @BTS_twt , take a break if you want to


I should be nagging laying down on my phone while a nigga play his game ....


OMGGGG omaaaaaaarrrr


This mf got me saying fr after everything


My DM is empty from centuries Wby


Always come over never lemme come see you


no bc jokes on us i bet 5sos will announce another tour randomly


Hey @DaRealMiniToon are you going be planning for the revamp Christmas chapter and so I will be excited to see the new leak


Bournemouth are terribly terrible


I might never know what it’s like to be a “daddy’s girl” pero tengo una madre que movería montañas por verme feliz


When we start quoting ruel


Happy to see @user in my @user and first surprise—THERE IS SUCH THING AS ORTHOPEDIC FLIP FLOPS


feel like irl has a crush on irl


Where’s the dislike? That spider video creepy AF!


I bought lyft stock at 15 dollars a share now it’s up to 27 dollars a share


you need to learn coping mechanisms, not meds silly


Adama Traore probably the most pointless dribbler in the world since the Brazilian Denilson


I thought all these anoucements on here tonight was for this year's #ImACeleb but it's not they are actually going to be running the fucking country


Lol that Old School call-out in The Umbrella Academy was subtle


A girl that tell's you she spoils her man is a red flag


$LUMN tripped the circuit breakers. Happy Me!


Biden leading Kentucky with 10% reporting


Tues Tip: you have to stay in it to win it


Oreo cheesecake milk tea is


Capital one increased my credit limit


Kinda wanna do dinner in Chicago for my birthday


Happy birthday @user love for life fam yk that


learned a beautiful lesson around being confident & not low-balling myself, today. love that for me.


i shit talk with my male roommate more than i’d like to admit. he keeps me sane


I promise 90% of my TL lives in the south


I think I got 2 weeks off from week…anyone need a very very seasonal staff?


hoy waaaa @tiffanyyoung miss youuuu finally you updated on ig


wrk wrk wrk


Ok time to add more music and keep drawing!!


fresh white toes and heels


I’m bouta practice eating 12 grapes in a minute


I was standing outside on the steps for less than 5 minutes and i got bit my a mosquito 4 times. What exactly is the point of them on earth


Binging Nella Rose and I got work in the morning


I’m rewatching Lenox hill so get ready for the tweets


I want a Route 44 cranberry limeade slushee from Sonic


I just wanna go on late night drives without worrying about time,, listening to music,,and just vibe with my favorite person


Dirty disgusting politics! It’s all about how much money they can pocket !


The year is coming to an end


Nothing says Canadian summer like going to pick your new patio furniture up in snow


I ain’t a beggin mf, but bitch please


I’m doing so well guys. Thanks for everyone who kept texting me and asking about me, I really appreciate I have lots to tell


I really want 36” hair with a bust down the middle


Immunity


My Toxic Trooper, Mecha Team Leader and Strong Guard presets are ready!! CANT WAIT TO SHOW MY PERFORMANCE FOR THEM!!!


I live for everyday aesthetic pictures of everyday life


Beautiful fitbaw that


We still FA Cup Champions


Karina, are you not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.


some arroz & frijoles sounds so good rn


Milners reaction on the bench


Was able to deadlift 3 plates


How do I convince my cfo (wifey) that md (me) needs this hp spectre folio laptop


I hate this perfume I smell like a garden of flowers


At the point in my caffeine dependency where I’m meeting my friend for coffee and my first thought was wow, I think I need a coffee for that drive


don't give a fuck about alphabets, we still gone do numbas.


Hearing a nigga moan >>>


I’m annoyed that power came back w one episode. Not a whole season. Just one damn episode. Who does that to someone


If you not gonna fuck me like you hate me .. I don’t want it


Happy birthday @user 5x Women's Champion 2018 #MITB winner 2x Tag Team Champion 24/7 Champion AND the most blissful Superstar in all of WWE!


Pay attention you gotta listen to hear


New bed, new couch & starting tomorrow I’m making my child sleep in her own room


rep 1 yaaa!


Thanks Nila Dobyns for the follow


Let me call Betty


I’m so hungry right now but I have a dinner/movie date later. Saving my appetite


rest in peace 6 dogs man i really can’t fucking believe it


Im really a lover girl it scares me


Chelsea are 8th in the league despite the w in


iPad Pro is so seamless


Somebody play warzone with me


What a time to be alive my baby girl already fucking with the mumbo sauce


so it came back positive


I still can’t believe I’m married to my best friend


Wait, how many round actually??


Learnt quiet crying like couple years ago lol


it makes me so happy when i make you shudder...


That Beatrice is brilliant, she’s got her eyes as well


summer 21 was the best summer


Delhi is named after the great iron pillar. Because it's dhilla on top. Dilli dil walo ki nhi is dhille ki h,


Finna spoil my self today , a mf deserve it


Can’t wait for las novenas


Gonna be posting it real soon with a nice write up


A nice thing about living 10 minutes from my job is that I can go home and eat ice cream for my lunch break


I’ve been following this girl on IG for a while now who makes clay earrings & sells cutters AND THE INFLUENCE SHE HAS OMG. Every other Etsy clay earring is inspired/made with her cutters. Love that for her


Went out with mum and dad to Tiverton earlier. Mum had brought a sack full of Pom Poms


Gusto lang unta ko ug simple ug happy na birthday


Davies.. Tozer


Now I gotta do the dash to make it to my lash appt


Meant to put just Kylee to sleep not both of us


The one that I wanna see sitting in the seat with me when I make my dreams come true, it’s you, it’s you.


ayo who dis? hey, it's pete Davidson aka skete and i want you to touch my rocket


Focusing on hella OnlyFans content today


I want shrimp and sausage jambalaya with noodles


Yep, this tie is over


In Phoenix for the week… let’s have some fun


I keep telling this man to stop playing with me


homegoods is the devil


Why am I’m bitching out everyone in my path


Lol My Word Play Crazy ...


When I saw you in the dress lookin' so beautiful


i haven’t actually... i was running late to my first class, it was 7AM.. and i woke up 10 minutes past 7.


On a ice cream date with Sa’Lynn & she went right to sleep


A green stripe on a number plate signifies a zero emission car, aka an electric one. Think of the kudos. So clever.


Friends who randomly send you music they think you would like are the best type of friends


Where did the people working at the mobile testing centres come from and where do they go when people stop testing


all i want is to hear the new EP. that’s my focus for the rest of the summer


It’s my first day, I got the company card and I’m riding around on the clock….


What if I randomly posted dick


honestly im so glad actual fans are getting to attend now


someone at work gave out my number without my consent OR knowledge and i'm fucking angry


More mass shootings than days in 2023, go US


Mason Mount performing on the biggest stage


It's going down to the last game Well done Liverpool for pushing City all the way


So graduation is cancelled yet I already paid for the cap and gown


King Von was so sexy


Wtf I look like buying wings from Taco Bell


I can’t believe people actually hate on kawhi the hate he gets u would think he talks a lot of shit and does other bad stuff dude is a quiet person and a fun guy and people still hate on him such sad pathetic losers


childhood ended when we switched to local cable at an early age, all cartoon channels never to be watched again


I Feel Very Lucky to be able to Experience Such an Incredible Fight


our streamer called us weirdos


I really made it through this class with a B off of extra credit points !


I'm gonna keep it a whole brick with you. I picked Kagura because he did a move where he surfed on his sword and I picked Bang because he had a giant nail that looked cool.


The only skip on After Hours was Heartless


Buratai is a wanna-be civilian. He's still a learner.


Back to getting PT tomorrow time to get in to shape


I forgot to take the water out the pasta and poured in the sauce... now that shit mad watery


No es posible


Long time no see, thought I had lost my Accnt but I’m back Baby!!!


I been sober so long I might as well stay like this forever


I wanna try having sex on shrooms


i just tweeted let's be soft for a moment but @user keeps sending me yoongi in his pink silk pajamas


#SpiderManNoWayHome if we get some references from the Spider-Man Insomniac games, like May working on F.E.A.A.S.T., it would be too much to hope for Peter getting a buddy cop like Yuri? I swear it would be so damn interesting to see that in the MCU. Besides… SPIDER COP GUYS


OK SO IM GOING TO MAKE MYSELF AN OKONOMIYAKI FROM SCRATCH WISH ME LUCK!


There’s nothing like the relief you feel when you’re accountant tells you you’re tax liability for the year is fuck all.


the racist and transohibic kid for school presidnet


im finna start asking niggas on dates atp cs these damn outfits are going to waste!


im so mad I can’t vote this year .......yall mfs better vote


I just bought so many new lingerie! Posting soon to my onlyfans


this ess*y is taking way to long for me to finish


Still want to go ride ATVs before it gets too cold outside


i want better for yall.


They love dad bods wtf am I doing at the gym still


4:20 heres ur sign


Don’t allow no motivational speaker to drive you nuts, go about your business at your own pace , don’t kill your self trying to become successful overnight


Omg.. just in 23hours I bagged 24k views on Snapchat


Can’t wait till I get off so I can decompress over tequila


They keep shutting off our water and I'm...


“I heard abt you” go on hear it again bitch idc


I want a protein peanut butter moo’d shake from Jamba


so much learned today in 1 sitting holy shit


Ang unfair coz we keep on doin our best para ma appreciate ta nila. But still we ends up useless and unappreciated


Gotta keep gen gen and mama ella close


Building a team of the smartest people


Now is the time to get into those blue chip projects you couldn't before! The bear market has its positives


Emy comes online and starts replying you on snapchat with laugh emoji and a follow up question. Something I cant even remember what we were talking about


The first glass of red wine after a month off


I just woke up and there's so much new content from my favs! GOOD MORNING!


Too much COVID updates. Makapraning!


and with that, the emo resurgence is fully in motion fuck that bitch


Someone in Corpus recommend a hair salon or person to cut my hair


$SPY I want to romance a corncob


My kitchens getting a makeover this weekend and I’m pumped


How you leave but still asking for help.. make it make sense.


Also all is right with the world. Ajla’s game is worth a QF and no more


alright imma watch devilman crybaby


I have no idea what Ranboo just did.


Life is about to get better, note to self


Yo, if they make Eddie and robin survivors in DBD I will become feral. I'll never touch another game again


I really love how down Rocelle is. Any vision I have or anything I wanna do she’s always 10 toes down. She’s about to look GREAT. Well we are


#ThisIsGoingToHurt is it still the case that a nurse or dr takes their own life every 3 weeks omg


Say it with me, FUCK THE RAMS


Kaspers been sneezing a bit today & I'm low-key freaking out


I am tucked in and smelling the scent of sweet flowers blowing thru the window. I’m happy


Because you said I’m not going to… I’m definitely going to now


I Prefer Wine Drunk Over Alcohol Drunk Any Day


#SSECLockdownCup Semi Finals Fixtures are live


If this baby comes out like the foods she’s making me crave then we’re in trouble. Spicy & sour


Just realized we had a game today. So lucky to have been forgetful


It feels so fucking good to be home


No exaggeration the lady at Jack in the box put 30 packets of ketchup in the bag. I counted them. Why on earth would anyone need that much?


I’m rewatching #RAW30 to see what I missed since TV is different than being there. Hearing @JerryLawler right now is amazing. I just wish…. Someone could’ve joined him… I’m not mentioning any names @JRsBBQ


sorry for bad dm replies too


Teach me how to love | The Cavemen


Tell ye wit. As much as working during this is shite I’m so unbelievably grateful to still have a job. Cannot stop thinking about all the people who have lost their jobs due to this virus


Need more black women in my dms


From Europa league contenders ( According to some people here on FT) to top of their group stage. That’s Manchester United for you haters. And keep crying


i don't even have to touch myself y'all mfs so pretty I get hard looking at you


Boy Robinhood crashed


Be like Kunle dey cut rubbish for them


Kasper Schimeikel What a save


If anyone wants to help me afford a coverup for the regrettable Harry Potter tattoo I got at 19, my Venmo is @ renniequeer


God saw me at my worst and then made me realise I was sexually assaulted as a kid


The folks who are quick to change their twitter handle because of the basic trends at the moment are special type of beech ass niggas who don’t have mind of their own and stick to some’ changing handles like girls change draws


NFT games be like >Spend $35,000 to play >Earn $5/day >Passive income


Calling ALL #XinFam! If you are looking for an easy, simple way to help raise awareness of our $XDC Project, how about considering adding the #WeAreXDC Tag to your Telegram and Twitter Profiles? $XDC #TradeFinex #XinFin #XDC #DeFi #DYOR


No patients for me this week I’m training for charge nurse


I Got That Whoa NA NA NA He Drank That Shit Like Water


I think I'm being ridiculous but I don't know what else to do


I been sleeping so good since I got home


I always feel so guilty about being a stay at home parent and not being able to help my husband financially.


turn ya feelins off boo! they dont mean a damn thing to mfks no way


Damn that salad i had for lunch was like that


Can’t wait to cuddle with my pillows tonight


Wonderful pass from miles to Obi for a sick windmill


Because I’m not turning around every 5 seconds ppl think I don’t have ass I find it funny as hell


Welcome to year 8 today... have a wonderful positive day back at school...


Well atleast we know who Lil Wayne voted for


Hoping this Final Exam and Midterm come out good


Still bamboozled, I think ima ride


People say they like people with personalities but as soon as you show your personality, they find a reason to hate. I don't care though because I know I am weird!


i wanna smoke hookah but don't feel like setting it up


I hope this is the start of Rosé posting more cover songs on her yt channel


Touching up my color


When you see a woman wey sabi shake am,you go knoww


We can’t get quiet on Breonna


like + rt = #robux/RHD • 200k RHD spawned at 25+ likes


Not only did they allow for all the pork in the Bill aid package It's aid alright but not for us but for overseas Countries but they also didn't allow for a raise in the stimulus amount and the Leader of that horror is a so-called Republican What a nightmare!


For thou shall not be afraid for the terror by night nor the arrow that flieth by day Make sure your say your night prayers


It’s like everyone can see the problem but no one thinks we can do anything about it.” So we enact laws and courts and celebrate.


5 MINS LEFT!! DROP THE TAGLINE


Also I got my small desk delivered today and I do not want to build it


i think i bought that maybelline brow pencil @user was talking about


Anyone joining in with #BreakfastBirdwatch between 8-9am just to show what birds are in the garden #bloomhour Yes there is another 8-9


ppl who have the ability to vote but dont bc of their own selfish reasons are


Final interview day!


Where are all the white boys with the acustic guitars? Now is your time to shine!


I'll try to be less honest next time .. so you dont start whining and crying around .. LOL Whats wrong with ppl ?!


An open secret to getting more wins in life. Trust me it has worked for me a lot and it’s still going to work. If someone you know achieves something you would love to achieve, be happy for them and Allah would give you something way better. Try it and see.


you hurt me bro,but I still love you


pacers 3 point


If trump doesn’t go to prison; his petty anger just may kill him. So there’s always that.


This is it! Totoong laban na to


My sinuses are ctfu today! Sheeeshh!


really appreciating myself lately


Facebook banned me for calling the vaxxed "lab rats" lol.... those silly libz


Day 4 of #100DaysOfCode Focused on practicing various Git commands. Committing changes, reverting to prev versions, merging branches, comparing and editing remote repos. #coding #javascript #github #CodeNewbies I also created a very handy Git Command Overview Take a look


“Why people only want you be a model for them?” This man ain’t know Ise a star yes


72 hours till the fight


Looking forward to getting back on the grind when I get home. I'll need to work a bunch to save up more, but that'll motivate me to keep pushing. That being said, if you need a RL caster or a host for titles such as Apex, Valorant, or CS:GO, hit me up! Would love to help out


My homegirls is comedy bruhhh


Im working on being compassionate towards all the lil bitches


Some Long’s sounds decent right about now


Me n my husbands love radiates so bright it make other people wanna be in love


Bryson’s trending again


I see you get excited when I put this tip inside it


QUICK ... make a decision because I'm not responsible enough to choose anything ever


If you eat coochie and ass you can cheat on me everyday idc


Seeing all my college friends graduating makes me so happy, I can’t wait for my turn! Congrats class of 2021


Lol not both pages tho


When you choose peace it comes with alot of goodbyes


Interact to gain niall moots


A man who loves you will always lick your pussy


Everyone say happy birthday to gigi


brb time to get ready for throat training


Sometimes just reminding them is enough - other times you gotta drill it in!


mardi gras sign: NFL Referee Tours: You won’t see anything


drive in movie theater with two big ol cozy blankets would be nice


There is a big difference between between a child and a pikin, please use the right noun.


Today was a start to my master plan.. now all in due time


TELL EM STAY UP OFF MY DICK IT AINT CONSENSUAL


Now my Xbox just broke


I’m so happy for the success my friends are accomplishing


Driving in traffic


My moms happiness will always be my first priority


y’all not liking tfatws for what reasons exactly…


All we’re gunna say, was that was A LOT OF BOXES we just got


Aye why @user try to make me do a push up with a ball under me…no sir


The weed belongs to the Bush; Accra Academy boys nkoaaa changing the location now see fire


No more talking to myself in public


i love when my poor girlfriend gives me charity money


I did a poo when I wasn’t meant to cause the waters turned off


Let your numbers do the talking


Tell us the best Dodgers game that you've ever attended. Let us know! Comment below


I love people who run when you hold the door for them and then when they say thank you, it’s always like a drawn out thanks. Like “thaaaaannkkkks.” Like they’re still running


Anyone else just tired - of everything- all the time


I can’t follow anyone for the next 24 hours


Can’t no mf call me ugly & if they did/do bitch I just made you cry cause I’m a fine ass mf


I almost got caught lacking today


Why do people feel like they have to tell every detail about their relationship for justification


This time tomorrow one so called team will be chopping L


I was excited to be on break but now I’m bored asf and none of my friends live in Chicago


I spent like three weeks listening to a single song on repeat and not at all other than that window and now it’s my #1 song for the year


Idc about password, lemme see your hidden album


I want shrimps with butter garlic.. I jus hope I don’t get bad heart afterwards


I think the next resistance test for $VIAC is 20.50ish


my face hurt like hell


127 all look 100000x more handsome in the US


I’m tired of bank of Americas shit, my card gets declined at the most random places when I have money in my account


just told my mam the plan of us going around the back of the arena after we see louis


listening to taylor swift doesn’t help. like at all


Birthday wishes @user Allah’s Khair and Noor today and forever


Shell and this ole last minute black attire request


havent checked his page today


What if Twitter didn't exist?!


my day is officially ruined


#worldsnookerchampionship What a break


Ouuu she a fan


I just want to go home to my friends


Unfortunate to lose at home tonight done well to come back from a bad start but it’s never easy playing with 10 men , fans were great. We go again Saturday


Oh my god I have an excuse to be drunk every week becayse of the Euro


Imma stop asking the Lord for patience cause every time I do, I am constantly tested and Imma end up snapping so


Hello everyone! Decided to download twitter again after 3 years or so, but this time tryna be more ‘professional’, if you want. Let’s see what it got in store for us


britney spears deserves complete freedom from sam lutfi


Bloody 'ell what great news to end a crappy day! The trade union member I represented in a 4-hour hearing yesterday (in the warmest room on Earth) won her case. Absolutely delighted! A win for the worker!


Allah tests those who he loves


How can I mentally prepare myself for work tomorrow if I know for a fact it’s gonna be chaotic and stressful af?


depression is hitting, bin off.


What are the possibilities of technology in clothing?


God got me through every situation I thought was the end


ready for the weekend .... it’s our weekend getaway


This time around it’s gone be different I feel it


Good evening #Solihullhour how has everyone's Tuesday been?


Niggas really be dick riding more then bitches dese days


if it don’t clear today.. try again tommrow


21 days till my bday. vayan comprando mi regalo


One thing my niece gon do is come find me when she wake up


Seasoned waffle fries and Chic Fil A sauce


Don’t tie me to nobody you ain’t see me with. Ion just fuck with anybody


Well played McQueen.


one of my friend had her hair different today and i told her she looked nicer with it and she said “okay then, i’ll start having it like this”


In case you ain't heard it today, I love you


Alonso probably quite rightly sent off after the referee checked the monitor, however our inept officials failed to check the monitor on Saturday because Mike Reilly doesn’t want them too


I just watched Fresh


Literally just asked my mom to communicate with me instead of assuming shit and suddenly I’m having an outburst and am the worst person ever. She’s so toxic. Good luck on your marriage


This girl has been talking about astrology to me for the past 30 min & I have no idea wtf she’s talking about


I fckin love Alfred Molina and Andrew Garfield dammit


Just actually saw an adult man riding a motorcycle with a mask and no helmet


Yall just be recording anything making my ass itch.


another sneeze and I'll kms bs boht mazak ho gya


all my cousins fw east side niggas


Goodmorning Lord. Thankyou Everyday. Iloveyou


The last faso


done.. it won’t hurt anything but it’ll help


Took a break from fortnite cuz I kept placing #2


Hate sunbathing in England the amount of bugs that land on me


thank u for everything ya


I’m just so fucking certain of myself.


It’s fucked up I really don’t know who I would put as my beneficiary on my life insurance


missed the live bc i was out


Neurosurgery is so intriguing to me


i’m at 18% and i still have 4 hours left at work


Oh… the McQueens came in the mail today


I've been saying i want jensoo angst au or fanfic since the whole jeju fiasco in may. then I saw few births of jensoo angst and... im not ready


I don't answer unknown numbers/unexpected calls. If it's not important enough to leave a message, then it's not important to me either.


Loving can hurt sometimes, but it's the only thing that I know


the billie eilish concert is during exam period


I love candles, wax melts, plug ins alat! Every room in my crib has a smell


Okay so I was having issues getting my new GPU to show 144fps on my monitor. I got a new cable, in hopes that was what was throttling it. Pray for me.


When i put my 2 sense in it all makes sense


Trippie actin up on this tape no cap


Once Jaebeom said “Don’t even care what they said” everytime shitty acc comes to me and dragging me IDGF Revenge isn’t my thing,I just ignore


Shit Finna Be Different This Round


feel so smart asking for a medical opinion b4 proceeding


imma be in new york when the finals are on so finally get to watch at a normal time


dan just got me set up with a dr@ft kings account on the app (mostly so he can do the betting) and tried to make my username mizzfartsalot until he noticed i already had my name set up


This boredom is making me half tempted to buy an Xbox


if you want a dm, like this tweet


His never late in answering a prayer request. One request down. One more to go.


this tweet was made by oshawott


twt so boring w/o shainne


I just couldn’t get into 365 DNI at all. Y’all definitely hyped that shit up


being fucking vulnerable early in the morning TANGINA EPEKTO NG ENHA SUCKIN


Everytime someone unfollows me i immediately check for the bhad bhiddies. Everytime the bhad bhiddies unfollow me i immediately question myself


The ISA what a magic/ simple tax relief. Although as of the last figures less than 5% of the British population had an open stocks and shares ISA. Surely this is higher now


Simo bout to bruk mi with the new stuff coming tmrw.


The left would like to think there's a #MAGAmeltdown, but instead you've opened peoples eyes, with your deep state fuckery.


Military be having them perks boyyyy. Ima miss these discounts when I get out


You can not condone actions and still have love for people and want to see them do better but imma keep it pushing


10 likes I'll mention my ex


officially registered my business today.


Oh alright weather... Getting a little loud out there buddy... Ease up a little will ya? Some people are trying to enjoy the silence. That is me... I am people.


we had to scream in front of the class today


zero notifications , and i’m still checking my phone


Eden hazard off means game is done


I'm justtttt really tired of everything


Let me make my brother Diddy hoodie for he be mad


honestly amidst all these clashing opinions and judgements, all I can think about is how is he coping up, how is he feeling...


Cloud9 ML


Mix a little crazy in it to make things interesting.


The town has lost another one of its legendary characters, nogo magee, nogo was known by many and will be sadly missed, RIP nogo!!


how do we go back how did i blow tht how did i lose you


Calls me his empress


Oh dear the Spurs are bang in trouble


Why does nobody talk about how after you get acrylics removed your nails literally break 24/7


OH & I’m on my shit mfs not ready for what’s in store! NUMBERS GOING UP! Following, money allat


Yall need stop talking bad bout my boy prescott


NYC is due a summer bro wtf is all this fall weather


° ˛ ° ˚* _Π_____*˚ ˛ ✩ ˚˛˚*/______/__＼。✩˚ ˚˛ ♡ ˚ ˛˚˛˚｜ 田田｜門｜ ˚ ˚ ´´ ̛ ̛ ´´ ´´ ´´ ̛ ̛ ´´ ´´ ´´ ̛ ̛ ´´ ´´ ´´ ̛ ̛ in this house we adore animals and cute things (˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶)


Whew work is finally done


Damn I’m about to play my last game at Baptist


Can @user please play #Defenceless by @user I love this song!!


How the fuck MVG done that. Feel for Cullen


As in Iyin is shocking you guys


~ not me finding a girl on tik tok and wanting to put her as my fc when i just changed it


You was chose… chose the right road


i was very invested in this fanfic but now i have to do this group project i guess


Why i5n’t Two Broke Girl5 on anymore?!


so joon is back in sk, huh. I was convinced he was gonna stay longer but okay


Why does the heat feel hotter at home than on holiday?


Lakas ng loob mag retweet about not being impressed by looks and prefers humility pero ang lakas lakas mamintas ng ibang tao. Hypocrite


i truly need to start cutting back on what i’m putting in my body when we hit the new year


Since morning it was a gloomy day. No fun whatsoever. Laziest day of the year. Strange. It was not suppose to be like that. It is an invitation to see the prettiest lights up close. Oddest day to be precise. A comfortable silence that brought the brightest light to the vision


every time i change my pfp on ig it dont feel right , my original pic is just stamped i luv it i’m attached to it


“you bring out the best in me” no, you do that yourself, don’t let one person be the reason you are a better person, that should be done by yourself


currently reading film for her by @orionvanessa and listening to one of her best playlists on Spotify called film for her as well and let me tell you...it’s definitely a masterpiece


So mad I just got bleach on my black jeans


I slick miss Fleets lol


Christmas scent is in the air


my bf so cute with random date nights


To go or not to go to the HU vs. HU game


And when i eat yo pussy from da back baby grab my head


Find God, find yourself, then come find me


heading to fiserv to pick up my merch


We are already budget planning for FY27. The decade is basically over. Happy 2030 y’all! We turning 40


Etiquette question: You’re eating a bowl of soup and need pause briefly. Do you leave the spoon in the bowl or set it in your lap?


my mom & I are finally watching the parade and we agree, @MarenMorris could make a great kid’s album


Watching my kids play Minecraft and it’s so cool to see how their brains work while creating things in game.


give ur instagrams u dusty mfs


Why hasn’t Pupi gone home yet


So old guard has part 2 or what?


ive been on a @MelanieLBBH craze lately and its been such a great time


my neighbors' doodle had 13 pups


dude ppl in t0mmy’s chat are like “POSTURE POSTURE” and then when he straightens his posture and they’re all like “LONG NECK LONG NECK” like dude, come on now....


if i was a taylor swift album which one would i be answer quick


no hard feelings towards you I just had to do what I had to do for me & mines whenever it hits the fan


Does caviar even taste good or do people eat it to flex that they have money?


i got sick outta no where my whole body hot & hurting


My heart goes to @davido and Chioma, I pray God grant them the heart to bear this heavy loss.


This weather sooo bad


Bangs and black nails season


This is your daily reminder that you’re awesome. Now get out there and make this a great day


This next gen 2k


Now time for Nickelodeon


Who wants to be my teammate in a $100 2v2 tourney, (Cracked players only)


Too many covid experts on twitter idk who’s advice to take first


My dad said getting married in your 30s is waiting too long. Lmaooo hes got a surprise coming


yall ever met a toxic person with a victim mindset?


Who’s adding there card to my cashapp then I’ll send my own money here n there limit discussed obviously


‘ due for a get fine ass date night


i want some chick fi la


pls midnight takeout is shit here give me my mamak


When he is fine as hell & ACTS fine too


So little people are wearing a mask at Rev Al Sharpton's press conference.


I just wanna be left alone today damn


So, I enjoyed the first two episodes of #TheRingsOfPower. Some reviewers I trust (Vera of Council of Geeks and Tim of Hello Future Me in particular) pointed out some weakness I missed or had mentally glossed over. I'm hoping it keeps improving


These Facebook friend requests be irritating


'm joking. me and the green fellow are besties.


have officially learned enough code to be selfconscious about the content of my game instead of just frustrated with things not looking right


i’m back from my two hours of work guys… babies


Ouch…2 legendary skin. This must be the saddest lunar new year event for ow. Still wish the team their best. I’m looking forward to new content in 2022.


Ha ha ha!! English Twitter raging about how much coverage the BBC are giving to Wales


My body hasn’t hurt this bad since Freshman year basketball


You no fit de this app make you no get bad mouth


living my best life i ain’t goin back and forth with you niggas


It’s drop the top weather


These taxes getting me New titties


If we no longer cool, keep my name out ya mouth g


When someone says what is ur most happiest memory i felt so fuckin loser like..i dont have to say anything


wishing all the she/theys a very pleasant evening


Am I the only one who get so uncomfortable when someone compliments me, like we can roast each other all day but when I get a compliment I just won’t know how to respond to that


$DIS $85 coming back at ya


forevsssss gising naaaa @user


emily in paris being nominated is funnier than the show itself


Im actually hyped for Sunday.


Rain morning babe


They Hate When You doing good..!!


Im just tryin to ball nd live


Who else understands how irritating it can be to see everybody’s point in an argument sometimes but you just let them mfs have it


Havertz needed for Mount. I can't stand the sight of him


this is the happiest i’ve ever seen my mom, i pray 2023 is so good to her because she deserves it


ever since i been doing sh*t in life i realized y’all really dont be talm bout nun on here…


Eh God, what are these children doing at the usopen. Leylah Fernandez


my favorite part of highschool was the part where i didn’t go


I hate waiting for school work to be graded!!!! If You didn’t have to wait on my assignment ,I shouldn’t have to wait on my grade


fuck school I had a zip up in my jansport to even come up on the hill you need a passport


a day well spent! thank you yang udah gestun


I can’t wait to get in the shower an just relax I had such a good day


Both my TLs are dryyyyyy


I’ve just deleted about 2000 hours of save data from Skyrim


idk if i wanna dye my hair again, if the beauty supply got my ginger hair i might just have to dye my shit


Love recording lectures with no intention of hearing them again


Fade-away from the three point line


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I can’t wait for these political commercials to be over!


I call my bro he gon damage her


I'm sad because work keeps on giving me work during the work day


Kinda workout that’ll make you


I swear I just want to turn my phone off for the rest of the damn day .


Good god this woman


liquid-fire child


i can't believe i used to like gabbie hanna lmao she used to be relatable and funny and now she's just self obsessed


made my first big adult purchase and bought land in Huntsville


Normalize not overpricing 40-50 year old homes that obviously have exceeded wear and tear


Planned to watch the last session of the Test today. Saw 160 runs were needed and decided not to bother


My kids are now at a different school than me. After one day, I already miss driving in together listening to audiobooks/podcasts and chatting together.


I love being babied & spoiled that’s one of my top love languages for sure


this time i put on shorts so you can’t see my penis


2 days left before Tempus' original song


I ordered food from the wrong location


Delayed flight just means more time for drinking.


i really get messages like that every other day


Effectively a 7 game mini league between Sunderland, Sheff Wed, Oxford and Wycombe, for 6th spot. What a time to be alive


I work in early childhood mental health. Working with parents who genuinely want to learn & change, & seeing the positive impact our work together has on these tiny children, is one of the most incredible feelings


For those early graduate students who didn't get the GRFP, don't let it define you or your future work. You got this! I was told I lacked the "technical skillset" by a reviewer ...fastforward that rejected proposal is currently in review and is the work I am most proud of


If you think nfts are dumb don't Google zed run


Thought of the night, I wonder what people expect me to be like in rl after seeing my TWT


Credit good I can go get a car off the lot with no down payment


Man that diq was really snapping and that mf has the audacity to not talk to me again


you tried errything but you don’t give up


I got so many requests to make an Onlyfans at this point I might just do it


I’m still mad i lost my fur slides


a por todas


The best thing about being in physical therapy is that you know how to help heal yourself when you have an injury The worst thing about being in physical therapy is that you mostly likely won’t do anything to help yourself when you have an injury


I feel good I feel at my best but I always got speak


finally have tm off soo who’s tryna get their toes done w me?


If Buddy comes back to NOLA. I’m going to cry


love when im about to go buy a book and i find out my dad already has it


Jim Cummings


Accepting friendship shots , I need people to talk to


the harassment


Does anyone know anyone who is dying hair???? All I want is to go back to dark


Sometimes you just gotta tell a nigga “F*ck You” with your whole chest and move on with your life


It would be nice if my hair started growing again one day


Nobody says the N-word more than a lightskin or a mixed kid


I love chi chi


i’ve been “underrated” since 2018 but I’ve never earned that title more than I have this year so far


CONGRATS., To MCLyte & Her Ladies Hip Hop Event.


Be careful, you don’t want to give HIM “head” trauma…


Sewing from now until my hands can’t do it any longer MY CREATIVE JUICES ARE FLOWINGGGG hahaha the sound of that that tho


For my next term I got an English class and beginning legal terminology and I am so excited !!


That moment when You find out the voice actor of Ash from Pokémon is a girl , my life’s been a lie


are you really in love with that person or are you in love with the thought of being in love?


she’s a very freaky girl


I wanna do cosmetic surgery


Can I get more followers please? I’m stuck at following 500 and can’t get passed it


Card don’t decline


Long na yun ah 4 days lang


jeno and jisung live felt like dejavu


Her pussy so good i bought her a diamond bracelet on the spot


This year would have been miserable if for cruise


Nothing more stressful then being a full time mom , & working full time . Shoutout to all us single mamas


10/4 over and out!


Every time I come back to this app I end up leaving cause I really don’t say too much


I’ve devolved to only watching people’s reactions to content and not the content itself


Go Live is on its way to be everyone's favourite album and Blueprint shall be everyone's favourite song in just a few hours I really can't wait man


not me secretly heating up my child's leftovers so I can eat it


Heavy thunder! Thats just god basing out to 2pac


I still got 2 gift card from Christmas (Firehouse and Cheesecake Factory) guess I’ll have firehouse today bc I hate Cheesecake Factory


Drugs don’t have to smell so bad fr


AND I DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT U ON THE INTERNET NEVER TOLD ANYONE ANYTHING BAD CUZ THAT SHIT'S EMBARRASSING U WERE MY EVERYTHING AND ALL THAT U DID IS MAKE ME FUCKING SADDDD


Hair red again yes


this election made me realize how uneducated ppl are


I can’t even post no nude content on my CF. I keep getting reported


Yooo it’s 110 outside


& im still planning my own thing too


Literally sobbing watching #dogrescuers how can people be so cruel.


I really miss watching that 70’s show on Netflix


i just got called off of work!!!! me and bubs are about to pawty for his birthday


Nothing like fresh bedding


did ND really not pass the bill requiring native education in k-12???


i made alfajores and they came out bomb


I could eat frozen yoghurt for breakfast lunch and dinner


ranboos gonna name his sim dil


Good Morning my amazing little kittens


I’m stubborn, bipolar, crazy, have attitude problems,trust issues problems etc DONT FAULT ME FOR MY ACTIONS !! I’m only 22 & babygirl been thru a lot since I was 3 , I’m traumatize beyond broken


if u take your shoes off on the plane just know that I hate u


Hair is cut! Pictures later.


I’m not being funny but I thought #TakeOff was something a plane did


I never thought I'd want to pour my cereal into a bowl of cocktail sauce, but here we are


Moving to Florida end of this month I can wait


Stanning BTS hits very different when you remember you're the same age (or have really minor age difference) with them.


I’ve been using conditioner before shampoo on my hair and I actually really like it


it's been a week since i deactivated my messenger. scary how im starting to forget that i have one


I been moving like I didn’t just recently have surgery & the pain is starting to worsen


stop promising people stuff that they never asked you for then not doing it


You smell yourself before anyone.. if I can smell you that means you need to check yourself


man y’all some simps


Idk, but having someone who can understand your life situation is such a blessing


Drop your handles lets follow you nicely


I should be learning how to identify each tooth in the mouth but instead my dumbass is staring at blurry pic after blurry pic of harry at NPR


making oreo cookies after being healthy all day


I hope this girl brings me a Cherry Limeade


no matter how much things change… the place i gave you in my heart will remain the same


My mom really always go far


Need a Venmo


Booze pops


said i wasn't gonna download it & here i am


so no Accra this year?


College got me eating one meal a day and still gaining weight


Goodmorning poowsz


Best thing to come out of lockdown is my boyfriend moving in with me


so do low top black converse no exist in a 5.5 ??? Or what


I played basketball today. I was terrible. We will revisit next week


Happy Hour? Don’t mind if I do


I will send one random follower $200 in 48hrs all you have to do is RT and be following myself & @user Goodluck beautiful people


Piercing appointment booked.


I can’t wait to see Chance motion poster for football


lmao I got a whole nother set of grad pics


Wish I can take a big shot dawg


I wish they would let me out my damn lease here


The activities in this Nigeria can cost you your mental health! Find your joy anyway you can


You ever just play fighting games for 10 years of your life and realize that you sucked this whole time because your brain was turned off and you just wanted to do cool shit


My wishlist in 2020: being brave enough to be engaged in an intellectual discussion especially in the area of economics and energy.


TIL there is a radial equivalent of hitting your funny bone. My toddler found mine. And now I basically can’t use my non-dominant hand. Fun!


Sure I'm feeling the pressure, but I'm also feeling very happy again


So people from Louisiana really use the word “say” as a sentence starter??


Y’all get my pinned to 15 retweets so I can drop


I can’t wait 4 my birthday we have something big planned


Fuck around might 6 more before my birthday


I'm not giving u away, u were never mine in the first place


I love the smell of a mofo losing me out they life forever


Worlds First Spacist Racist


Being an Independent Consultant means you have to always be on top of your game and #COVID19 impact has intensified it. A lot of listening, reading, unlearning and upskilling. #BettingonaDarkie has been a great source for me. Thank you ntate @user for such a great book


Day 1 of online class and mfs showed up in their uniform


One month without sex & alcohol


I don’t think anyone understands the power of self love, being single and just genuinely loving yourself feels so good


It's funny... for a license that's SOLELY about things changing, some people are so resistant to it.


So these braids cannot lay on my face whatsoever. Synthetic hair and my skin are enemies. What kind of black girl am i?


Will one of you just f***ing shoot!


I’m streaming BO4 on Twitch! Come check it out and chat with me! Link in my bio


Got up crazy early to drive to Wickenburg to return the rental/pick up the jeep. Got a speeding ticket, on the California side, of course. Irritatingly enough, I’m usually made fun of for driving too slowly. This week stinks


Just found another not so great side effect of basically living in my bedroom due to the pandemic- I don't walk anywhere anymore. No walking to class, no shopping, no... anything. Not ideal clearly, but it's making recovery from this break even more difficult


I want to suck the dick of whoever designed modern camera control for video games


ur honor, i’m slaying


Bae lemme spit in yo mouth


I’m patiently waiting to get me some Henderson chicken


i'm deg degan, is this called fallin in love?


Damn all these relationships that pop off through dms


Everything I do is for her...my sole existence is for her


You Wasn’t Down Bad With Me When Times Was Hard


"Baby, Junior's father called, he said he wants us to talk so I'm going over to spend the night at his place" Me: Okay dear, let me help u lace your shoes, stay safe, call me if u need anything.. Instead make e be me, make I donate myself make the poor use me do blood money.


I’m about to have an whole 2 year old


me getting a 5 on ap physics c: mechanics is the biggest plot twist of 2020


<~~ Cuz she needs to come back into my tworld


I was putting off watching the Naobou stream archive from over the weekend but didn't realize it was a very short 'archive' period. Only just saw that the video is now privated.


sorry for taking longer with commissions atm, the surgery makes me way more tired than anticipated but i'll try my best


greatest injustice was marco dying he didnt do anything except his best


Kinda wanna do Taco Tuesday


Season 7 of the 100 coming on Netflix Thursday


i think i only need someone to tell me to yES GO BUY THAT FREAKIN PURPLE SOCKS PLACE ORDER IT


I miiiiiight have to block you


My Sister On The Way


LMFAO really wasn't lying when they said "Party Rockers in the house tonight"


something that constantly ruins my day is the fact connor cobalt is not real


#LittleFiresEverywhere was good


i dm’d slim jim the rotating fish i hope he likes me back


not me cheesing mad hard in my pic with woo


Having one of those days where I need to be stronger than the devil… I’ll be alright, but fuckkkkk


Low-key want lip fillers


I hate Trinity Lane with a passion.


|| should I do a starter call?


Been working with tech support my entire shift today. This ain’t too bad of a transition day for the little person


i want to audition... for love or host


It’s a postcall day with considerably in severe sleep deprived state. Remember not to make big decision today or allegedly encounter any unpleasant event that may lead to emotional outburst/breakdown that you will regret later ya


Trying not to spend money just cus I’m bored


Has anyone noticed with hysteria about the Omicron cold that the mask Nazis are getting more angry and vigilant. I definitely saw it in Seattle today. Or maybe it's just the post Christmas blues? Theirs not mine.


She’s cute.she’s nice.she’s pretty.She has gorgeous eyes.Her personality is stunning.Her smile is worth millions. Notice how I didn’t say a name but she still popped up in your head :)


SACK Southgate now before the World Cup,put in a winners mentality manager on a part time basis for the WC finals like Wenger or Mourinho,GS hasn’t a clue with our flair players & will waste them, GS was at fault for not getting the WC final & losing the euros last tournaments


big ass baby


Im giving 2015-2018 Kiara


#WritingCommunity I currently reached my “following,” limit here on Twitter. I apologize if I don’t follow back. I love you all, my writing family.


Koffee - W


They're probably gonna drop promo about Jimin's album after the YTC: BUSAN... i wouldn't doubt them being sneaky enough to put it on screens once the credits roll.... i know they're planning... unless its a Jimonade ... well then...


“We not friends we family”


I have a lot of things to say about Japan and Japanese media and politics and stuff but it doesn’t belong on weeb Twitter and I quit Facebook 4 years ago sooooooo ... 1 hour and 15 minutes to new MTC?


This time last year God was guiding me through the path of liberating myself from someone who was trying to play victim when he had equal fault


Was feeling a lil down. Then I took an 11/10 nude. Balance restored


That so Raven is 18 years old


I know this Chinese finna hit


i'm tilde, elipses and follow her if you will have a great day tomorrow aswell


Rather Be With My Girl Then Flaw Niqqas


Damn! I just remembered I'm the fyb chairman of my department


This mf add up everything she give me


u ain’t tricking nigga ?? .. ima hit ur mans up


Cue pitch invasion #theyaintwonityet


okay but hear me out... cameron monaghan as simon snow


I hate it when people have other conversations on da phone when your trying to “ talk “ to them


Life’s about building, cant just be there when ive got everything sorted and that, theres going to be struggles and thats life


Hey @user any information on the Sep 3rd ceremony for class of 20? I’m curious to know why the professors arent aware of the event and if there’s any updates on what’s happening?


Literally knocking off 192 here


Whenever I miss somebody I text them something funny


I have a lot to be thankful for... health, family, i got a roof over my head, I’m fine af, mfs love me, friends, but Chile these 2 or 3 hiccups I’m having


So excited to see supporters back in the Anfield stands this weekend. Have sorely missed the energy it brings. Even just 2000 will feel like a full ground after all this time


Jorge and Black Knight have achieved S-Support!


My personality’s based on where I’m, n dis hits pretty hard


Quick dibales quick


#दिल्ली_पुलिस_लट्ठ_बजाओ,#किसान_नहीं_गुंडे,#tractorvstraitors,#ArrestYogendraYadav,#StopThisViolence,#FarmersProstests,#ArrestYogendraYadavAndTikait- @user MUST TAKE NOTE that One of its ALUMNI 'Rajdeep_Sardesai tried to FOMENT SOCIAL DISHARMONY by his PROPAGANDA JOURNALISM


I have a monthly adopt a bill plan One if you simps are gonna buy for me 12 months payment plan DM me if you want to honour of funding for me to invest in my career even more


Damn i really thought i was happy for good now


My PH balance is good, nobody cheating on me, nobody coming to me as a woman, and I’m having my way. Life is amazing right now.


don’t tel me ya got a good thing for me bc i already got a good thing with me


Pissed the fuck off is a understatement!


Oh wowwww.


In a dream d-day


1 year na today first chat sakin ni raydin


You’re nothing special, we lose every week


My husband made himself cheesy grits(yeah that’s how much he loves grits now) and he took a bowl and spoon and ate it in the car!


I’m becoming an emotional eater. Today was long and stressful, and all I want to do is eat wings and my favorite ice cream


you tweet lyrics here go the sd fake pages


Getting 5G internet when you’ve been using 2G for the past 1.5 months feels like heaven!


Boi atleast when me did deh a Jamaica a one man would a psssssst after me ...up yah so not even dog see me lol I miss my yaad


Do y’all know how it feels to have your preferred pizza topping disregarded every time. “Just take it off” when I say just cheese. It’s not the same Jessica. It’s not the same


So I talked to @user all day long and not one time did he mention international pancake day but got the nerve to show up on ig with a short stack


I'm currently first place on my #InTheSeom CD thing leaderboard but I have to sleep now so I'll probably be at the bottom when I wake up


I really wanna buy an @user make the cross and be sol/eth


Ahaha in Pre ACT testing


Has anyone else ever felt like they’re being held hostage by @user #TuesdayFeeling


This coronavirus shit got commercials & all type of ads poppin up onna tv & phones ..hmmm idk somethin fishy


I can’t wait for this renovation to be over


31 in 17 days


Speculators and speculation.


When darkness veils the world, four Warriors of Light shall come. Woah, dude!


"Salvation" was all about the slow burn. This time, I'm gonna try the opposite approach: start with the two queers already as wives.


Graduation in a couple of weeks and I’ve already signed up to go back for Dental


I used to be the sweetest bs turned me into a demon


Nica has my nails so cute


Ugh this getting dark early thing is hitting hard already


Hoping that your name pop up at first place


i hope ilona will have a great day cause she deserves it


I’d be the BIGGEST pick me in front of seokjin


Nevermind the website takes a day or two, live on my channel tonight


Wife just asked if "Baby Got Back" came out in the year 2000. Her rationale is that 2000 is when Shrek came out.


“I got the mojo still” or watever roddy richh said


Real men change flat tires, they don't flatten tires


Anne Sylvestre


Fw saying he hopes it doesn't cost £20m to get wilder to step aside is crazy. He's letting opposing side how much is in the pot before they negotiate!!


I don’t have a work wife but I do have about 7 skate wives


i never really feel emotions so when i do i feel them hoes hard


Was just at Walmart and this woman was trying to pay people $5 to cut ahead in the checkout line. All I could do was laugh at that.


Thank God for true love


Hey @user can you please please play #Golden by @Harry_Styles


I'm still rewatching season 1 of Young Royals before I start the 2nd and I really forgot how heart wrenching the death is


Am just now listening to savage mode II


Less than 4 hours and then I’m out of this car


If Dado self identified as sumfink else what we call him/it/she? Mudo, Damo, Weerdo. Dunno ?


Single folks over here. I know things are hard for you but pleaaaaase exercise patience on your genitals.


real talk: if you are in therapy and your life is not making strides for the better, then you either don’t have a good therapist, or you aren’t actually using it the correct way. it’s a mirror to see the person YOU are and making that person better


wait there’s people who STILL purchase songs on iTunes??


This time of year always makes me think of @user amazing crisp advent calendar!


I was really about to drink wine, watch Netflix, and relax from work, but of course my friend is going to text me about going to the gym


Just got my hands on @user Touchfree Dispenser. Now, I just need to get my hands on the #Purell disinfectant.


Hey Trump, why stop at hydroxychloroquine? Why not test out your bleach injections too?


Looking up oil capacity in different engines, is not what I thought I would be doing today.....


OKAY MY HEAD HURTS BUT #POG2020 get it to number 1 trending while i sleep


3-0 good night


i want somebody mama


You will be fine dining on, chewy corned beef with blanched brussels sprouts and carrots, served on a 12inch sub. Thanking you and come again!


Wait...Swear not by the moon is my favorite got7 title track


I did 11K steps today


I really want to make a better habit of sleeping earlier but then I be up looking stupid at 3 some in the morning


spotted: person in a Biden/Harris shirt carrying not one, not two, but THREE large cases of spiked seltzer


Lord God I stand against the Faceless Man...


Okay bata dou, what career vibes do I give?


I have the gym, my book club, school for both Steven & I (my baby starting elementary school), exciting family news yea life is lit rn, just one more goal to scratch off my to do list and I’m not stopping until I do!!


Got my shorty


looking for 2 Saturday beyond tickets


The amount of scammers I’ve encountered while trying to find BTS concert tickets..


LE BUT DE GIGI


tang gone back all my plays


I ain’t never gonna stop being a good person , I’m just changing who I’m good to


Me just finding out the Milwaukee Bucks got eliminated: the Bucks stops here


Class from Maguire there!


Salivate over soles and send


We should stay on hybrid the rest of the 3rd quarter


Quien para una power point night borrach@s?


Finally filling in the rest of my forearm today


Drake playing. I need a ticket ASAP


My beds too big for me to be alone in


One good thing that has come out of this pandemic is that my new neurologist was able to get me in via telehealth after being on a wait list for 4 months. 2 months ahead of my scheduled appointment.


-3 DAYS! I AM NOT READY!


oooooooh or do i want sum super duper


Too bad nobody's around to feel how smooth my skin is rn


he says shhh i love u


an oomf i really like just deactivated his acc


March officially has been the worst month I’ve had


“And since we all came from a woman Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman I wonder why we take from our women Why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it's time to kill for our women Time to heal our women, be real to our women” Happy birthday Pac..


Ok so Chuck McGill is my least favorite character in the Breaking Bad cinematic universe (despite my love for @user but DAMN the season finale with the lantern.


Ok I’m posting a terrible video, if I lose you as a follower because of it, just know it was good while it lasted


Someone make me a Spitta, Larry, Premo, and Jay Worthy playlist pls


jus ordered room service


This hour's One Direction lyric is meant for a Taurus...'Wanna stay up and party the weekend away and not know when to quit.' Maybe listen to the Take Me Home album during your exciting moments.


Feels so good to be back in the gym seeing results


Bae getting me crab legs


Intent is everything. It’s the difference between capital murder and manslaughter


Probably gonna try to record tm, got a few new stuff from Amazon I can't wait to put too use


best way to talk to me is via onlyfans


Came to work in my uniform and they told me I’m just here to sign papers


I had a dream where Uechan had a commercial. The location was in the park where I was and didn't notice he was shooting a commercial there. He was dancing and walking around with other people. Lol. What the heck?


Ppl wnt to talk shit I should show wen I show up


Sone do yaar


I want some tacos, Chinese , BWW or wing busters


Now I'm craving crab and lobster


This is actually the worst United squad in my lifetime. Not one of them deserve to wear that shirt


reposting my edit cause I did a mistake in my sentence and it's stressing me out


Dow 27,081.36 −879.44 (3.15%) It's OK!


Trying this food dish I found on fb


i took this high school shit so seriously just to not be admitted into a single uc


Yo I had no idea Grant Batman Williams moms designed the NASA space station and NASA Engineer


SHE AINT SHIT, MANG I AINT SHIT


Everything i eat i feel like i ga throw it up


Why didn't I buy this bot when it was 2k€ ?


We loyal round here


At my job it is literally impossible to follow CDC guidelines on "social distancing". Literally impossible. Rubbing shoulders with people all night long. And nobody there gives a shit


I havent had lunch yet


“Singing sensation Madison Beer” Ru was trying to set her up to get attacked online