I hate for a female to text me with nothing to talk about like you coulda just left me alone and got the same result


Juan might not take a shot all game with this 1-nil lead


You one day star, over night celebrity, I told you I’m in this bitch forever


I have grown up, I am a father now Everything has changed, but i am still the same somehow You know i’ve never been afraid of death But now i wanna see the things that haven’t happened yet


Open gym tomorrow morning at 6:30am. We have 1 hour to work hard, play the way we play, and get better! #ItsAboutThatTime #BeastFam #EastsideHoops


These people are really getting on my fucking nerves


they know me by first name at the bank


I need to know the Elrow lineup at @user before I buy tickets. Not trying to get bamboozled


Crypto taking a wild hit today.


my favorite thing in the world is when it’s hot and sunny and then it pours rain in the afternoon


i regret not getting hqint's 3b stickers


S.W.A.T j’suis accro


fake it till u make it sis


I'm really a very good girl but if I'm being bitch to you then ask yourself why? not me


I got the Pfizer vaccine and the booster


I wanna know who approves of the bird shit you niggas be doing cause I owe y’all a. Few ass beatings


I love my mom so much I can’t ever picture life without her I will die


These babies been looking so adorable


jennie layout until my sunglasses come in


Y’all really be 36 years old on here complaining about content made for children


I want to get a new tat next weekend


Mi wah sen fi yawdy


However I’m feeling u gon see tht shit all over my face


tryn b funny with mine & watch me punch you ina mouth das funny


Bring me ss ng bts teaser


PSG have had this window meanwhile apparently we can’t afford to give Hendo a new contract


Now they’re in their kennels taking turns barking at me


Fuck I need to make content with some of you pups


All I know is Herbert the hospital pervert better leave us alone .


Liverpool absolutely on fire here...


So I guess imma just play gta


You, Me and Dupree lol that's who


update i'll hopefully know wtf is going on on the 5th of jan


Why Do I Wanna Go See CCB Tomorrow


A recap of some of the week's most incredible immigration stories that include articles on questionable practices such as ICE’s indefinite detention of teenagers and the deployment of a terrorism unit to intimidate immigration lawyers at the border


My last festival before everything shut down was @user and my first one back will be CRSSD as well Feels weird but I’m so excited


Just bullied the nail shop into re-doing my nails for free


I was a media reporter when @user to whom I am eternally indebted, poached me. I did not think I would outlast him at BuzzFeed, but I am very grateful for the last five years & wish him all the best as he takes up the mantle!


Stay down til yo time come everybody got a designated time


I have no gana to sleep


hi guys i think i have the flu and i have abt 2 weeks to live


16 days till my bday


A Subway sub slaps when ya need one


im begging u all to stop shipping megumi and sukuna WHATS WRONG WITH YOU


had to get rid of the automation i have for des when i plug in my phone so they don’t get a bunch of notifications while they’re gone


Watch together whole day we are happy with that simple thing


I could lost everything but I still got me and that’s all I need


What if my hair don’t come out right


.@conangray PLEASE show us a photo of u in italy


Not me getting a 79.3% in one of my classes


will #AsterArcadia be alright playing Mortuary Assisstant this week? I'm a bit worried


:D RT @GaryLineker Gnabry misses a decent chance for his hat-trick. Pulis was right.


so hungry but indecisive


I can’t think of no girl names


Shiv in this blue velvet dress….


Nigga said imma bully. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO do what I say or get a new bitch


i finally got my parcels


see i’m in the middle of making a charlie edit to post before friday but now i wanna make a nick one instead


harry is a better man than me. wdym my two bsfs fell in love. duo in a trio


Sometimes that easiest, most obvious trade is the best… try not to overcomplicate things


i'm tkaing anither edible


get em a red nose, they clown cake


These niggas scared


Jayden with 10 Points in the first Quarter .. Another 40 Ball


I’m not a judgemental person, but balloon arches for elf on the shelf are a bit much for me. Kids are going to go to school and talk all about it and other kids who’s parents can’t afford the constant extravagance are going to wonder why the magic elf didn’t do that for them!


- Seeing a smile & a row full of gold teeth ,... my pussy instantly starts to tingle ..


They said bitch you grown , you good


Receiving credit alert at odd hours like 12:22am, 2:41am, abeg what are they paying you for?


Respectfully, there are some girls you just don’t date


Eagerly waiting for the #StanLeeNFT @user Chakraverse get ready for action


Im really struggling to think of a logo design and emotes


I need to prepare food for my kids early. Sigh


If a nigga was to ever take my chain I wouldn’t een want it back


Copenhagen kesho watajionea


I love @SenJohnKennedy ... I often wondered what Jerry Clower would be like had he got elected to the senate.


I love titty tuesday, my feed is blessed by y’all


i’m so far gone i’m reading the birth charts of my biases. lord help me get one second w one of them


Idk why got putting me and my closest friend in the same bad situation right now.


Y'all stay safe


Good morning, cool people


Keep doing the right things, for long enough, and the only outcome is success.


I’ve been getting better with not keeping everything in but every time I say how I feel I regret it


What a fucking goal big Giroud


If you vote for Biden you get hated on if you vote for trump you get hated on if you vote 3rd party you get hated on! lol this country full of Unpleasable people I swear


Y’all better pay attention to them Red Flags


Tnaket I swear


how many mmt albums do i get for ateez cb


Think Maddison is just fatigue


God, I'm praying that you'll answer all of our prayers on tonight. You are Bigger than Anything or Anyone. You have the authority to change are circumstances and situations at any time. I have faith in you, because you know my name, Kisha


Hey Army's is there any Seokjin's bday layout that uyou wanna share with me - I need it thank you


Should I smoke this blunt n drive to Warner Robins


I wish I actually like Marvel so I can join in on the hype but I'm really happy people are enjoying the new shows


How about i be your blanket tonight?


You gone fuck up a few times before you get it right


sorn is literally so pretty


i hate chocolate but my craving for oreos today has never been so strong


Sometimes I hate myself for not being able to get pregnant or not believing marriage, maybe one day I’ll change my mind, maybe one day I’ll have another baby but if doesn’t happen i guess it just wasn’t meant to be


It's important to trust the process and understand that great things take time


As soon as baseball & tball season is over it’s back to football & my daughter will be in gymnastics


Congrats #bitcoin! #taproot


chromium automatic target login


I had a dream of two black birds last night … God please


It’s ever since Bryce cut his hair


Less than 3k Followers, Focusly write Ur handles, follow everyone who likes, retweet and comment IFB @user


FYI I pray regularly. Nobody has ever told me not to. I talk about it often. In fact, many ask me for prayer, including some who don’t believe as I do. I’m not persecuted


Tiffany Stratton is a star


I feel like your place of work should give you at least a weeks worth of vacation on top of your PTO to refresh .


PETITION FOR @user TO BE SEULGI’S TRANSLATION ACCOUNT


I’m addicted to oatmeal creme pies and chocolate milk


I miss my daddy having a cell phone i be wanting to call when ever but i be having to wait for him some time days


$GLCH is about to hit mainstream and pull a $SOL type of move @user


Anyone watching the vice presidents debates tomorrow?


I’m bored , the hell ya’ll doing ?


#Wallstreetbets is like the Bitcoin of stock traders. Decentralized, tenacious, and unstoppable.


whatever happens w them happens but i hope they’re both happy


This Adderall shortage is brutal. I can’t function at all. If I was employed this would get me fired. If I find a pharmacy with some in stock I have to pay my doctor for new scripts, too.


My @Gymshark merch is here! Yaay!


Y’all put ya friendships on hold for relationships & expect your friends to still be there when that shit over. It don’t work like that beloved.


It’s been a tough en but 2nd year finished


Call on scam likely most likely


So my maw got engaged, canny wait to have my third da in 25 years


I bought my first monitor today


‘She’s a picker’


The amount I paid in ubers I’m absolutely sure I paid full price on these Eckhaus Latta pants


I’m ready for tiff to treat trim get my hair together next week ..


I can't believe people be having sex without head


I don’t wanna see no more of this glockoma shit on my timeline, y’all don’t know them people, mind y’all business… Side note: suka, heyyyy Ms Parker


My co-star said I don’t have to stop complaining sooooo


I wanna go to Atlanta tomorrow Stacey being fake


My sister moves to Florida in 3 days. I’ve only lived with her for 28 years.


More Than Friends Less Than Lovers


Geane me manda msg e some


Nothings easy about moving out/away from your family and friends


Baleda’s & Jarrito’s for breakfast


how im picky because you wanna eat mcdonalds...


gonna go watch black widow


some guys don't have self respest


Why was my 4 year old kicking my ass in the dragon ball z game lmao had to tighten up


I don’t know how I feel about this winter edition Red Bull in the favor fig apple


Anyone seen Kamala Harris today? Just wondering if she’s lighting up, or running around looking for people to prosecute...or both.


It's hay fever season


New cheese


Honestly I bought millions of $shib shares cuz why not. Bitch is soooo low. I wanna feel like I’m really doing something


The reason of behind my being "introvert" is Sab kehte hai tum mere but aaj Tak kisi NE me nahi kaha "I,m only ur' s"


ik i’m big but like bich i’m not that fucing big - like watch


Whoever is @user 666th follower you're being dubbed as a sandwich so...go follow him


I’m trying to go to the pawn shop and come up on a camera.


Why are fake pages trying to follow me? My page is public and i dont have no one but Cordell and His minion blocked so.....


Fortnite Season 5 in 7hrs


Everyone is talking about the JJK 0 movie. I wanna see it


- napping after work is elite, literally my fave thing to do… till I wake up & work again


It’ll happen soon. Just finished my beer


I need new active mutuals that'll interact. Please, RT and let's follow each other


Is it weird I’m enjoying all these murder documentaries on telly?


Gosh I am so so so so excited for the future


mfs on snkr twitter be like let me write tweets for u but receive hundreds of cancellation emails from footlocker. like bro UR WORRIED ABOUT THE WRONG GHOST.


All I wanna do is pour a twisted tea in a cup & go get drunk at the game room


bestie is pissing me off


So excited for Career Day Thursday!


ITS A HOMIE DAY N WE MAKING TACOS


If you let your sister get beat on you a clown ass nigga that’s anything who raised y’all


These mfs piss me off. If I gotta do the shit, everybody finna have a bad day


If I’m winning me & everyone around me winning...that’s a fact


Ion ever wanna work outside at my job


Sue Gray's initials are the same as "super-grass"


What a roller-coaster its been these past 48 hours man. I can honestly I love you guys man for real


this #coronarvirues outbreak just shows how almost everyone in public just doesn't have or care about proper health etiquette.


Way yuh say yuh have a plan Me have a plan, you have plan Come let me tek yuh to ah killa killa land


$TSLA BOUNCE!


y'all should be ready to yourself and your bank account


Setup revamp soon


Duck that bullshit bob and weave


Going through my call log from Saturday night


My dad is one of my biggest supporters when It comes down to me being in a diet/eating healthy. This man makes dinner and on the SIDE makes ME my own healthy dinner or meal preps for me when I don’t ask him to do so AT ALL..sometimes I want to cry bc.. all I gotta say . A KING


Certain shit is unexplainable so ima keep it to myself


God has done a lot for me today


I tried Trader Joe’s grapefruit body butter. Deep regret. It smell like fresh flowers. And idk if I can take it back since I took the plastic off


i miss taeyong, where is taeyong?


Came back home to the cutest gift ever!! Thanks udo’m


Bbq chicken, yams , green beans & cornbread


the worst part of this delayed travel, hot dog shop will be closed when i get home


It’s starting to get cold outside & im loving it


I have exactly one month to write this matchablossom i came up with but it'll be at least a week before i start it... And on top of that you're a slow writer


Beyond excited for my fantasy draft tonight


Y’all ever make it from out south to out north in 8 min during traffic hr


I’ve had such a hectic evening I can’t even explain the stress


Girl, you're such a lost cause Now your name is crossed off How you gonna fix this? You can't even fix yourself


Wtf is DeAndre Hopkins doing here rn


Hmm should I throw a New Years party


Congratulations to @user ...... The sleepless nights finally paid off


When you wanna make out w your lunch


Bored asffffff


I really love my mom nails .


Now I regret to not work 24/7 just to earn money to go to concert. Im stuck studying. Until Next Summer !


Not my housemate judging me for having 6 empty wine bottles on the side from the weekend


Real Madrid have been goosed by that Inter win. Mönchengladbach now have to get a result to guarantee qualification, whereas a win for them would've made their final day clash with Real a dead rubber. Good chance Madrid finish bottom now


Just call it the “Superdome”. We don’t need any kind of name before it.


The fact my hair is already growing back


My birthday is 2 months from today !


Unsigned


I’m okay just going through some life shìt. I appreciate everybody that reached out to me.


Wooow Staci


I told these cunts I'm not getting out. Fair game if they can it's all good. What do they want tho? I'm one man? Why am I so special?


Nesmith taking ankles..


sex on fire my kings of leon will save me from vecnafication


i wan be put ona blind date


First person to like my next tweet wins a prize! Who’s active?


I need wings bout to take me a little trip


100 million of our money, I mean his own money


I used to chase hoes, I’m the catch now.


Still dont know how that wasn't a penalty for Chelsea, right in front of Mike Dean aswell


Guess who delivered and priced the last of their old crop corn on January 14th


shout out to me forgetting the one thing i needed for my calc class


I hate Tuesdays it’s my longest day


Dia de jewelry


Most men should try being more cruel to be kind


well i guess it’s naptime


man it would suck if people looked into Jordan Maxwell’s research and realized the truth about all world institutions


Faygo dreams won’t hit the same no more. Rip


But I’m Still Tired Denna Fuck


beating him in wrestling


Doctor appointment vibez wit ma shorty


The invisible threads that connect us are unbreakable


I’m all about spoiling my man.. But not in the way these new niggas wanna be spoiled. What happened to the men that hate taking pictures and get excited about a new tool box?


Could’ve been 4-1 - but so good to see a positive performance after going a goal down - I like this west ham! #coyi Same for the second half please


I hate doing my own hair. Once I get to the halfway point I stop parting it and do it any kind of way


when I told myself I’d be sober but I catch myself driving to the dispensary for a quick joint


Sat was lowkey easy bru, I'm definitely getting into that college


Can someone link me to the "unsubscribe from American politics" please?


I will never understand people that come to the gym fully dressed w JEANS or girls with a full face of makeup. Niece, YALL AT THE GYM BOUT TO SWEAT WTF


I'm having fun getting back into snooker, but also remembering how hard it is to play when (like me) you have relatively small hands. I can't do a closed bridge and even my open bridge is shakey. Where the small-handed snooker player guides at?!


Destabilizing this fandom


Dallas had Zaha. We dominated offensively and dealt with them offensively. Five margin win. Bring on Brentford!


Don’t wanna distance my self but for our sake, I’ll do it. Whatever happens in between, happens.


Don't be too worried about what you guess is not 100 percent what it is!! Your assumption may be wrong.


It’s the first. That means those credits have been added


Finalmente leds


// annoying father, vent kinda idk Not my dad being bitchy about non binaries and saying that I'm being dumb and that I've changed or smth


if the videos we got ever leak we goin viral or goin platinum


Chelsea are first to twitch the rest will follow suit,let's hope it forces kroenke out. i want my Arsenal back.


All things considered I’m actually pretty sad to be going back to working Night Shift


Guess who's officially on antidepressants


I’ve been spending so much money on clothes


GEORGE IS LUCKY HE HAS PRETTY PRIVILIEGE!! Niki my beloved.TUBBO HI. TOMMY THE FUCKING CHILD AND JACK THE BALD EGG. Here's how i'm feeling towards those people rn


Single until marriage


imagine having a noti gang


Hoooooooo boy I am extremely Not Okay right now


Getting a job where I help people would be too codependent. Get me a job where I can give up on everyone


I just conjured up the most patience I think I've ever had and waited for a slow train for ALMOST 10 MINUTES for it to STOP RIGHT AT THE CROSSING


I love plaid pants


Just popped my first painkiller


Dominicans been going off with their music lately


It’s taco Tuesday!! & I’m so down for some tacos today


I got a portrait in my head I built a DYNASTY


Friendly reminder to think about accessibility when you START your project. It’ll save you time, I promise


Any designers trying to make me a quick thumb. Money ready


These mf customers really trying me today


My Gay Dad Still Don't Even Know I Low-Key Like Him, We Work At The Same Job, I Be Like "Yeah I'm Your Gay Son, But On The Low (Whispers) wanna fuck the sh*t out of you!


Dont u ever feel like u did something great, and the feeling of something good will happen! Yah I feel that way today!


im looking forward to seeing all the closeted sietefkers come out after this event


I keep seeing posts and media saying Covid restrictions in England is ending. Not for the unvaccinated their not. We still need to take multiple tests if we want to travel and re enter our own country. Time to stop testing for everyone, vaccinated and unvaccinated


Suns TT o122.5 LIVE 1u 76ers are missing their whole starting lineup pretty much while the suns are still fighting for that 8/9 seed. Suns will continue to play their normal guys while 76ers rest for playoffs. Expect a similar outcome to yesterdays game against the thunder


Nigga been taking shots sinxe I got the fxking kall


my niece makes me wanna have a kid so bad sometimes


And because my family is so big, I have to cut so many potatoes! Whew


went to 3 starbucks and they’re all out of caramel


people can be sooooo ungrateful


Awal sangat check out shopee. Tak menyabor 12.12


bouboo posting dance vids wearing a WYB shirt


Manifesting solo win for hobi . He deserves it sm


with enough effort and unhinged behavior, you too can get people to ship your incomprehensible rarepair


More championships in my 30’s


Thought I was imagining things when Cindy mentioned "Holby City hospital" in Hollyoaks, and then Tiffany mentioned Wetherfield in Eastenders... my little brain is going KAPOW!


The only reason I’d go to DR is to ask every Haitian I meet what the fuck they doing there


That fufu or heavy food you want to eat by this time of the night,oya drop it..yes am talking to you..look at yourself,do you love your shape


NPR taking money from Facebook, reporting on Facebook


I’m never going to weigh 90 or 100 pounds ever again. I am not anorexic or a child. I LOVE the way I look currently, I DO NOT like the way I looked before. Give it a rest.


Remember when the phrase "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" was such a big thing? Has the knowledge been lost


let the wiggie stalking begin


Fleetse reel attim


I’m tryna reach the heights that I ain’t Neva reached


We was either arguing with eachother or laughing eachother out ... I miss my dog


my job literally makes me insane and i still haven’t heard back from the interview i had almost a week ago someone please come run me over


Still your best....


A bad bitch ain’t for the weakkkk


Ordered these white jeans on clearance, they arrived and they're cute buuuut just light enough that I can only wear white undies with them if I keep them


heyyy moots reply to be added to my list <33 i want to interact with more of you


Snapchat friend requests be so weird how y’all find me


baby i want some friends that like to dress up & get drinks


#1917 how do you move through barbed wire but make sure you'll get it right on the first take?


if rih “caught the pregnant” (as trib says) then i’m wishing pregnancy on all y’all too


Is anyone else’s Instagram stories coming up as unseen no matter how many times you’ve seen it?


Hello @user can you please give a shout out to my good friend John - his friends call him Statto - who's sold his record collection and has pledged the £30 it raised towards the fighting fund. A magnificent gesture


What’s a weird food combination You like ??


gu’morning, y’alls.


Y’all Not Gone Be Able To Take Me


Until all Children of this Continent have School Shoes I don't see myself wearing Gucci or Louis Vuitton


Mitch McConnell should be shame. Of him self ...need to vote him outa that house


When you miss the vanilla whipped shots drop


Time to update my site AGAIN. I can’t keep up. Alhamdullilah


And y’all thought Brees was fixing to work TB12.


Channel 4 News interviewing a single mother over the UC £20 payments… in fairness shouldn’t they also ask where the father is and what he’s doing to support their kids


This is your sign to start that side gig, invest in that startup, present that idea to your manager. We're rooting for you!


done voting, manifesting future perfect 1st win


MFW I save over 200 wishes and Zhongli comes home on my first 10-pull


Having Hookah Withdrawls


Who was that asking a dumb fucking question at the press briefing????


Happy Twosday! 22-02-2022 Time 22.22


She said meek, you know my boyfriend what’s his name


Cannot believe I get my braces put on tomorrow! So excited


people who make character playlists and just use slow + reverb songs from the early 2000s WHY


on the real i be posting gold on my personal account to 2 likes max then i post some shit like “bout to listen to astroworld” here and get 50 likes like what


Need nan for NATHANNNNN


My coworkers talking bout they miss me… aww I don’t miss y’all one bit


I scheduled a doctor's appointment and I didn't even cry once!


I think the next challenge should be a CEO paycut challenge. They don’t pay themselves for month and take that money and pay the employees that make the least in their companies.


My business dreams are constantly manifesting!


That laugh you do when you’re about to loose it


Mf be in relationships with NO dates NO travelin NO nothin just ARGUIN & LAYIN DWN


I’m flat footed af.


If she stay clean I might eat it


“I love you” No u dnt


I’m calling you handsome so you can handsome of this ass


bon anniversaire mv @user


My cat just calmly walked into my room during my class and knocked a terra cotta pot off my bookshelf. Obviously it broke. Cats are amazing, 10/10 he is in charge of my apartment and he will not let me forget it


I finally filmed my first video game reaction and hope to get it out on YouTube pretty soon....


Don't be scared, I ain't afraid Just like that, come my way That's my shit, that's my wave #TentacionesDBT2 os la habéis sacado con Doja


oh hey, goodmorning


why chaelisa always win


I would of probably entertained cuffing you, but then I saw you exhibiting bird activities


I rarely wear bras because well let’s face it I’m not exactly packing so I don’t need them most days but I need one for Friday night I guess and oh no the bulges


2 days into the week and I'm feeling happy and positive. Home alone for the next 3 days so I'm hoping my mood stays good


DM me if youre buying 100k MT on xbox one. Selling


I like this job , that’s what’s crazy


anyway besties i have a vaccine appointment tomorrow


Family is all u need! Too much fake shit going on


It's just that..I'm that girl


Why do vicars always dress as vicars? You don't see me bouncing round in me spacesuit all day,


If this foot mask doesn’t make * fall in love with me-


can't log in to my amazon account i'm going crazy


I hope Antonio Conte enjoyed his meal out in Cockfosters tonight


I think I’m going to start sleeping with my pregnancy pillow tonight


$Cei with that said. A six figure digit of $ ready to chip in just for a starter. Just need a confirmation


Is it bad I’ve been planning to get my best friend of three years birthday on Roman numerals tattooed on my wrist??


Well England's girls...wow


Gotta build up that acting resume. That means doing unpaid shit too


Had to drive an hour to the closest Walgreens for my autoimmune meds. Yay, vacation!


I got to stop flirting with people when I’m bored


why does every male do anything in their power to kin joker? like you’re not gonna start randomly dancing in a bathroom now are you so why bother


Sigh, cried my headache back to life.


Judge yo momma but I can play Summer Walker “Over It” Album from beginning to end


Jus wanna thank god for everything right now !!


I might be a littleeeeeeeeee toxic but at least I’m loyal


everyone posting on snap about their mcdonalds order


Temi called the tick tock robot with your hips man, i’m in tears


Needy & horny


Hope the Chi treat you right


Damn that’s wild


I swear to Gawd... if I see one more “How it started” post


How many #USA citizens are watching football (rest of world) to the Americans Soccer


I’m glad I’m not trippin bruh


My coworker got me fckd up


fuck you better than them hoes , cause it's tighter & it's wetter & i suck it like a pro


Only if my dear brothers and sisters knew that : A lot of money does not make you wealthy but a good financial education does. Wealth is not money but mindset.


Caption on your post saying you my bitch


Now for the wise ones who are willing to add a little knowledge to what they know already, my next tweet is for you.


Sky daddy doings!


If he listens to the 1975 too... IT'S OVER BRO. Let me find out that you been knew since the debut album


Sending people back their nasty energy they send me is my favorite pass time


Morning thoughts: next month dah 21


Lmfaoo Twitter a weird place dawg


didn't even notice whatsapp is down because no one is texting me


A few new black faces at rylan school ok


I have been overcoming so many fears and that makes me so so happy


Hi umm, does anyone here remember where I put my edibles?


Y’all be oppressing someone on this app Which one be 100 likes in 10 mins


i dont think of myself as a petty person but then i remember i get grumpy at ppl over little things when im feeling frustrated or overwhelmed instead of talking to them about it


demon time i give him hell, sound like an angel when im on it


I’m bout to dive in it.. my bed that is when I get home


bruh starbucks customers r a different breed


I ate Doritos with hot sauce and now I have the bubble guts


What do you mean by it's not working out? It's not your girls trip


Thankyou lord iloveyou


i got ready to go to the dmv to turn in my papers for my real ID only for it to NOT be open


Hell week muna bago Holy Week


Literally trained everyone in my department, my hostile takeover starts now


On friday, someone lent money from me to pay for her mom's hospital bill. Babe said she'll refund immediately she comes back from the hospital. She returned on friday and has been seeing me, but has never mentioned anything about the money. Dunno what's wrong with people.


it’s almost sam day


Tia && her husband getting a divorce


The other day I went to check if Iqunga by @user was available at CNA Matlosana Mall in Klerksdorp I got there & asked the guy working there if they have the book and he looked at me & asked if the book is for me Yoh guys do I look that young for the book?


I went to the store with my mom and this nigga was staring at me hella tough but never approached me. He was kinda fine too.


Had a fantastic first couple of days at @user loved meeting my groups and all staff members!


So glad I gave up trying to learn how to animate in clip studio and just went for Harmony.


Zorglub training refresh complete


I was just listening to loop and now I miss hyunjin even more


I hate repeating myself... Like my momma said “If You Can Huh You Can Hear”


Latto ate on rich sex


New Years Glow in the dark party


My studio/office room has been finished for like 2 months and I’m already changing it all and moving it all downstairs


Joker 2 gone be a musical? Tf?


Onyx in halo w carls


My wish is that both teams went out and there both grew a pair and stop begging on the knee


Only fuccin with a few I don’t need a crew


I... didn’t even know we had a pride lifeguard tower


Getting key players back just in time for the game against them lot across the Nene on Saturday


I finished my daughter room


I just heard a labour MP on the radio positively quote Thatcher.


It's hard to live with people who see themselves as always right and perfect..!


tryna be somebody sugar baby


first my car runs out of gas now I got a flat tire


Yo, @user Your tweet, as requested on FB. Follaback


you're weird if you're an ateez anti


I’m not rude، I just lack social skills


ne summertimeeeeee


leave my girl jojo alone wtf. the fact that jojo’s fans are mostly younger means the chances of the person that swatted her was a parent & that is just


feeling like the baddest because i finally did 1 math problem


Nothing quite like opening up all the windows in the house in the evening to let some fresh air in after a humid warm day. Also to help the kids sleep well. Until some fucker decides it’s the perfect time for a bonfire so now my house stinks of smoke. FFS


Folks, I have a fear 2021 isn't gonna be much better than 2020...


$NFLX Watch the clown analysts tomorrow with tons of downgrades!! Hate my life


Say Alhamdulillah because you always have more than you think you have and muchhh more than what you deserve!


don't confuse problems le mathata, problems can be solved mare mathata ga fele


Scenic drive


Hope y'all voted for Bankston and friends.


Finally at in my house on my fucking bed now I can start the Christmas dlc again for Saeyoung


my doctor is increasing my dosage on my antidepressant, hope all goes well


I’m ready for this trip next month


Max pain is when someone steals ur tweet and gets more engagment than u


Took king to the pool he think he can swim and can’t got his small ass in the 5 ft


Went to bed early to make sure i get enough sleep to wake up and go to the gym but just ended up sleeping in even later than usual


Borrowing my dad’s truck and went over a curb only once


No one is born ugly, we're just born in a judgemental society. - Kim Namjoon


Yooo I’ve really been driving around w/o my license for almost 2 weeks


Hot chocolate and fuzzy socks and Christmas movies by myself


Back to work tomorrow after a week, let's fuckin do this


Partey and ESR just make this system work perfectly. The energy, work rate and pressing is simply top drawer. Arteta knows what he’s doing


going thru my middle school yearbooks


setting up my bujo is very satisfying so far


Just signed my offer letter for my clinic job


Help me get to 100 followers


why we end up back at shoot straight


Flourishing Isles AU Now that I’ve made the designs for the main cast, it’s time for angst


i’m the first who liked rt rowoon oppa’s pinned! I deserve a prize


Getting hungry straight after brushing your teeth is so annoying


If a friend only hits you up when they want/need something, are they still your friend? Asking for a friend


i love frozens so much i wanna be a frozen


Really @Santos4Congress you embellished? NO, you flat out lied and you should NOT be sworn into office! You need to be banned from ever holding office in your pathetic life! @SenateDems stop the corrupt #GOP


I ain’t worried about nobody that ain’t worried bout me stay over there


I hate drinking cheap liquor it makes me feel like I’m drinking 40s


I’m definitely buying me a pink Christmas tree.


Ah, the smell of hot rain…. And now it feels a 1000% muggier


I love wearing my shirt of handsome jack smoking and pissing off conservative parents who get mad at me for exposing their child to Bad Things


I been having my own spot since I was 17 -20 years old . I took a break but now having my own space while I’m in my big gorwl age just hits so much better


On God, I don’t care about what ANYONE has to say about me — your opinion doesn’t phase me — I know what I do on a day to day basis, I know what I scarified to be where I am w my kids, I know that I’m more successful than some 40 y/os. I’m living my BEST FCKN LIFE HAHA BYE


Came home to my father waiting on my steps for me


Where is my sanidade mental


I’m here to remind you that you’re still a bad bitch


god i hate to watch this rn but like it's so good the way it's written i can't stop crying


I was today's year old when i realised that Gary and Wayne are brothers


Off work in 15 mins and I'm just now eating my lunch


Why do I still think Highfield Princess is chestnut? My actual eyes can see that she is bay, but my brain still conjures an image of her in chestnut.


Feel tha hate from the trees and the birds !!


Watching old vids from the gym and omg I miss it


I do really enjoy seeing people happy while being outside together. These scenes do nothing with me but warming my heart and making me appreciate the company of myself and people whom I love more and more..


She ratchet when it’s boom boom time


The lady that killed them people in that car crash wasn’t even drunk


Anyone wana adopt a 24 yr old? Pease let me know. I’m tired of taking care of myself


Die for you by The Weeknd is that type of song that you would never dedicate to anyone…wait, I used the conditional, which means that I’ve already done it. It was the right thing.


I kinda think we screwed either way buhhht what do I know


Fall in love with a cancer


I definitely have a dream lifestyle


I can’t wait to see how this play out...that’s wild


This one is a "Goodnight" tweet for my moots only ! : Goodnight y'all amazing people, love you all lot ! Wishing you the best and love, always !


Smash Ultimate is such an amazing game with so much great content and characters and I just wanna say #ThankYouSakurai and the Smash team for their hard work on this phenomenal game!


I loveeeee arguing w you racists and homophobes on this app cuz I lay yall out each time fuckin weird asses


For the umpteenth time, it is not safe driving practice to merge onto the downtown “mixmaster” expressway at 10 miles per hour during the weekday rush hour.


Shoutout to this gent


Don’t drown in that ocean shawt cause Ian saving you


these tortas was smack city!!!!! I didn’t get no flick though


China out here still enforcing segregation and is mass killing Muslims and holding them in Concentration Camps but the world is just turning a blind eye on them


I bought a bunch of my favorite Asian snacks and I forgot to buy the gummies


Is it really that hard to leave calmly without making a scene


It’s so hard to find fresh okra


Holiday no work yesterday? Overtime today


like why did they dyed mark’s hair just to fly to LA and then change it pray for his scalps


How you guys expect me to go play the new season of sf5 when I just had a weekend of gourmet netcode. I could play someone from Japan in strive and it felt the same as if I played someone from the UK


im a leo


wondering why my ribs hurt so bad then remembering they were pressed against a metal bar for hours at a time


I'm gonna make sure I'm the best you ever had, baby


Lol. Feels like i haven't friends


Wendy be tryna get everybody to gossip


So how many shinies do y’all have? If we’re not including POGO it’s like around 50 for me, but with POGO it’s near 200


I’m currently on top of my reading. I haven’t said that in about 5 years


Let me flip through some magazines


Thank you all for 30 followers. It means a lot to me.


belgium antwerp designer vibes


I’m so spoiled, I didn’t choose this life it chose me


my coworker told me young thug is trash, and proceeded to play me a song off of eminem’s new album


I love when my nipples on hard


Them check in calls while he’s working >>>>


hello! is anyone up for hot sauce sealed for 790? kaso with no pob since restock siya. on hand and sunday ang shipment since I have classes every weekdays. dm us po if interested. I have 3 sets here-


Hopefully lockdown 2 will be as good as lockdown 1 for me


someone’s turning into an alcoholic before they even turn 30


I feel like retiring all my Sims and starting over


wasabi is such a cute word. So i named the random kitty cat that chills around my property wasabi


spoiled reality


Now that 'MidSummer Champions' is added to Stardom World and has English subtitles, time to rewatch the PPV again.


Living with a man makes you realize why yo mama used to be mad when she came home to a not so clean house. I’m sorry ma


Are there any other video clips from ladr weeknwe should be aware of


i wanna give u the world,


Now we for sure ain’t getting that album from Rihanna if it’s true


that gah damn Diamonddddd


you womanizer.


It say I did seven miles but I just don’t believe it


Tonight- Nonso Amadi


just spent the last 6 hours dissembling my old bed and assembling my new one. i feel 0 accomplishment just stress and anger!!!


jooheon is the sweetest


You aren't failing because you're taking your time


spaghetti w/ rice is pretty wild to me


how to know if a man is a whore: uses twitter


happy 1 year to mark’s ig


can dteam please just wait until sunday to meet up


That’ll be the one and only time I follow a recipe


An important milestone has been reached in our family: Boy Child is now old enough to watch #Buffy for the first time. Four episodes in, exasperated, ‘WHY ARE THEY STILL GOING BACK TO THE BRONZE?!’. He’s asking all the right questions. Quality mother-son time


*points at people I always see in my notifs*


Think ima go to the casino this weekend fuck it


if the girls at my school were spices they would be flour


I beg the traffic isn't


Don't bite on me unless you plan on getting nasty


damaged....


Let’s be clear y’all, Creme Eggs are TRASH


Great to see Van Nistelrooy having a good start at PSV. Hopefully can go all the way to UCL


May the dark be bright. May the small heart be growing.


Jacquees released such a beautiful album with "King of RnB".


He’s top of the league. He’s top of the leagueeeeee


Onlyfans is only $10 when you pay through cashapp


People will say the most common thing and ask “am I the only who....” knowing damn well ppl bout to be in the comments. Just say you looking for attention and move on


The level up bouta be wild


omw to make passport, i heard through my coworker it's gonna take whole day lol current time for me it's 6:50 am sooooo imagine you finish 5 pm


Yall trippn on kyrie


came to have lunch with me Bc she missed me but spent the whole time taking selfies


Just because I know you, Doesn’t mean I like you. READ THE ROOM BITCH


Next week i dont wanna hear shit ima be cute


Fuck it up Rangers FFS!


My cat wont stopped throwing up white foam. His stomach is empty now and hes so weak what do i do


so jesly seen me ask her for fruit snacks and ignored me. bet


i got an issue. i like to cha$e chicken


Three days to go before my birth month ends...hay bakit laging ang bilis naman ng february?


Rip whitey still can’t believe he gone


ship my lost and founds @user


I will answer one email and then boom, a new email pops up


I know it’s early but I’m nervous as hell. 3 states in so far and they are all red..


rewatching bunny girl senpai movie


Bin soo down gerade, pls help me


drop a bag on her, she get it excited


Less goo


I need to talk to a therapist... I need help


For reasons not entirely #AVFC related, today has been one of the most brilliantly bonkers days I've ever had. Life is good.


$GME paying us back for all the games they stole from us


#AbortionIsMurder God gave me free will. They can’t take that away from me. It is My choice! My Body! My birthright! Why are the murderers now saying you are not pro life? They can CHOOSE to stay @ home if they want to? Why are murderers all of a sudden pro life? What’s next?


okay so now im edating... time to be gay


The professor called me Juan


I wanna say fuck everybody but nobody did nothing to me


Stop catching people they don’t give a shit about you


Finally learning how to navigate around my website


So we gotta move on and ignore everything now, dont give a free clout because we're in BTS lockdown, 51days more for comeback


I’ve thrown up 3 times this morning and I ain’t fucking with it.


So a new Project Manager just started last week in my department & she came from Methodist too. Soooo many people are leaving


i only work 3 days next week, its lit


i love kisses on my cheek


you guys, the messages my husband sends me throughout the day..


LOCK HIM AND BEAT HIM UP


I think APD was trying to chase me down


Taccoooooosssss


It might sound simple but one of my biggest issues in the market right now is differentiating a daytrade/short swing and a medium swing. Too many times I’ve found myself buying weeklies to just have the stock rocket up a week or two after expiration


Flocks of birds and mosquitos make me look so stupid When I see them I flinch so bad and run and I know people think I be someone with issues


Super disappointed to not be doing Aways but trying to remain optimistic that I can match in the northeast with basically no connections


idk me personally i think once i get to texas me peaches and kaylee will be the beginning of a beautiful three way (friendship)


I light the kpoli cos it gives me confidence


I know it’s bad but sometimes a Snickers and a Coke just hit the spot


I’m like real cute until I snap and then next thing you know I’m rage blackout yelling lol I love myself


I’m That Mf You Gone Wish You Kept In The Long Run


It’s pouring pouring outside


It took me FOREVER to get to the southside ! It was soooo much traffic


Time for a little self care and leg shaving


guess who found both dino fts khino cards


People who shit on noun/neopronouns are just like


I guess I'm officially in Japan time schedule


If you have the ability to vote and didnt, just leave the country bro


lfd 20 events 7k pr 10k without decay be 120 igl with sim and a r3 dms open


Missing the person I thought that was my best friend


i want a big bag but ion wan pay the big money for it


I’m sorry if I’m a pain , just give me wtf I want . Shouldn’t be this hard


my tl is total mess rn But what’s up with 23.15 ha


should i put soobin pc in my cover or should i leave sunghoon’s


what if trump have to go to the hospital a second time?


I love when my partner watches me touch myself. Their little answering moans are hotttttt


ie jotitos where y'all at


us misery business stans remain winning...


Gotta shower then spend the rest of the night catching up on school work


Yesterdays FB call went from around 2.00 to 6.00+


do you think cassandra has dreams about rapunzel like she's subconsciously missing her girlfriend and remembers when they were on good terms- she must be so lonely


Monitoring spirits


Can’t wait to put that work in with my brothers


Just want to take a minute to appreciate @user and say how proud of him I am for how strong he is and how well he’s overcoming obstacles in his life lately. I love you 3000


guys PLEASEEEE watch emily in paris it’s so spicy


How do people do 12 hr shifts for 4 days straight.... i cant even last 12 hour shifts once a day per week


Always remember someone's effort is a reflection of their interest in you..


Shipment is for camo grinds not irrelevant TTV nubs sitting on head glitches the whole time like an AI


Cedric making sense


One on Ones > Crowds


good morning may choco float na pala ulit


yo i be talking way too much today


Why isn’t there a pumpkin pie emoji yet


"Our intention is to create a flagship day which will become a major feature of the National Hunt season in 2021 and for many years to come" £100,000 Cheltenham bonus for Morebattle winner as Kelso prize-money boosted


Never stay anywhere where you feel unwanted, unloved, & unworthy Cause it’s ALWAYS a MF out there that’s gone make you feel how you should & how you want


just bought three sets of the new album because i have no self control


Tysm for 2k+ followers


"We BeLIeVE IN OUr GUys " Jason Licht useless wasted the final year with Brady Shaq injuried, no pass rush, Line Dog shit we should of started Rebuilding this year if the front office was gonna do this smfh


Really appreciate my animals because they give so much love and make it all less lonely, just wish I had ty here for big fluffy dog cuddles & a sense of feeling safe and calm. Animals do some different type of healing to our hearts. So precious&pure


Couldn’t be any better song for #Sidnaaz one line that sums up #SidharthShukIa #ShehnazGill is that - tu mera hai mein hu teri, rabb vi ye jaane. Perfect line for their “emotional attachment “ #SidNaazBrokeTheInternet


All of the streamer friends I’ve made are truly the nicest, most compassionate and supportive people. I love y’all so much


Twitter staff have been told to work 84-hour weeks and managers slept at the office over the weekend as they scramble to meet Elon Musk's tight deadlines, reports say Part of the deal is not to speak to to media.


Voisix tai heitäx could be better naming for the back then 2008 Tuokko. Tuo means bring, and tuokko is like 'Would you mind bringing'


I haven’t been on here because of the grind I hope you guys can forgive me


Her attitude? Test it


Ngl Maguire was brilliant tonight


Of course it's Kamala


Proud son moment when your mom posts your car on her @WhatsApp story


It’s my birthday. It sucks. But at least I have an entire pecan pie to myself.


watty romance >>>>>> irl romance


I showed up to work and turns out i was off


If my super don’t come fix my shit tomorrow ima beat his ass


“the office of the Head of House” this guy needs to gtfoh


I wanna learn how to produce and engineeer myself though. Hopefully I’ll be learning soon


Not my boss letting me go lol I think it’s time I start exposing his little secrets


On Sunday pastor said don’t fight bitterness w/ bitterness


life goin great


and when everyone finally realizes how smart i am


Bioshock Isolation


I had a man come into my life & was willing to give me everything just off conversation ! I wouldnt dare settle again


2023 right around the corner …


My phone died didn’t have charger so I stopped and grabbed a cheap one from The Papi store. It caught on fire on my lap while driving


The fact that I really thought I was gonna have a boo to go on cute dates with for the holidays.


woke up feeling nervous bcs it's Wednesday and i still haven't received any news


I need like a afternoon job bruh but where


Guys comment a game so i could do a giveaway on in roblox


on the top floor ku e weer ki


Witnessing three members of management get multiple pies smoothed into their faces as part of a new employee orientation was definitely a first for me, but that's the type of energy I like to see


I need to step outside. All I do is sleep


i love mg teacher shevlet le go for a walk cause i bored


Imma pretend I didn't read that


the feeling of having your cunt stretched out is so good


A peaceful life filled with lots of food , sex & money


Zero chance that pot is 42% lol come on man did they throw keef on the testing sample


Hello I am looking for a subleaser to take over my lease!! Located downtown just blocks from MLK library and SJSU campus. Shared room and bathroom with two other girls. It is a co-ed apartment! The apartment is a closed community and comes with a parking spot! DM if interested


It's a little appropriate that Elon Musk owns @user because I can't even imagine a more perfect 21st century analogue for Thomas Edison ...


Smite me, God, if you truly exist, but I really hope Justice Clarence croaks here soon


Ppl who are saying utility’s tokens are useless are the same ppl who would of passed up @CyberKongz and $banana


Y’all picked them sorry ass baby daddies!!!!! I’m sick of hearing about em


Any streamers looking for a partner to co-stream #EscapeFromTarkov with? I don’t care about your viewer/follower counts... just want positive energy, good comms, and strategic thinking


pressure makes diamonds around these here parts


“Focus On You , You Done Enough For The Ungratefu”


ope, I’m burnt.


So extremely sad.... just heard @Nickelback concert is canceled


RIP Easter Candy that I forgot I still had and just found it now while my cleaning room. I bet you were delicious had I found you in time.


cant let ppl be happy


I wanna fuck this boy life up so bad like why must he be this fine


There is a second possum in my chicken house in a week.


i just really don’t want to go back into that, its so hard and just hearing the pounding outside has made me feel soooooosmednjc I don’t wanna endure this anymore. I’m tired of it. and i don’t even wanna think what’s to come


seriously....


something always happens when i’m off work & of course i’m the one playing clean up


I wish they made truck driver games for the PS4 & ps5


I’m going to re calibrate my phone to wearing a mask. I keep forgetting my pin


I really miss my work gang. Its ok tho cus stay safe


If your girl don’t support the hustle, what she there for?


Sick of people not wanting to get vaccinated in the medical field like really?! They’re the same assholes that don’t want to wear a mask AT WORK!


When I get a man he won’t ever have to ask me for some head


Dear self, Trying still counts


Nahhh this is sad! Liverpool on cruise control and still bagging goals


Cost of the living don dey cost for the LIVING


Clean shadows...


work be hella fun, when everyone enjoys your chill vibe


He gotta be 2 something to do something


Just ordered a new deck can’t wait


my godbaby turns 3 in one week


It’s my first week in the office full time again & I miss working from home with my babe.


Because why would you touch something that ain’t yours fat ass


Shorty make me say fuck you hoes


I washed my hair in the shower for the first time and EW. I see why i never do, i i knew i wouldn’t like it. I don’t see how y’all do it.


big congratulations to people who steal/scam from their community for their own benefit!!


not the time but pulisic looks so hot when he’s mad


I’m still irritated .. however I’m doing a great job of bypassing it


Did someone mention something about a major #football match? Dunno, but I'm making a cracking curried vegetable and bean soup


Ima just stop saying my plans out loud bc it’s always something popping up that interferes with my plans.


This Crafty Crab sooo mf good dawg


Lord? I know it’s only been 60 days.... but i don’t think i want this job either.


I have so many stream ideas I'm gonna start working on when I get back from my trip


“I miss you” well come kiss me.


I’m about to smack this nigga


I’m a Player , Envy and Hatred never been in my Nature


*has salt and vinegar chips for lunch* 30 minutes later: "why does my face mask smell like vinegar??"


: it’s 2020 I ain’t finna argue bout twerkin


Just realized I have not changed my Instagram bio since I made it


My sister... destroyed all my purple and green mums that took months and months to grow... went into my area specifically to do it too. Guess it's finally time to terraform the island into a properly segmented map


First was Suli's passing. Now the new virus. What bad timings for us...


Well shoot, forgot my capture card at @newbelgium damn, wanted to play #animalcrossing during our @voodooranger stream today.


Someone said all their recent tears have been out of anger due to unresolved structural contradictions and wow do I feel seen


I Dnt Wanna Hurt Anybody But Nobody Spared Me


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THE SUPER LEAGUE HAS BEEN CANCELLED


I wish I was still at work before I had red anything


I don’t wanna let you down. I only wanna make you proud, yeah..


LMAOO THE DONO LMAOOO well i mean atleast he doesn’t have no lips


2 more for 1.3K darkiies ! -lets do it


Pipo with private cars dnt celebrate yet this guy may change his mind


Did not expect Georgia at #3


Y’all love tryna spend the next mf money


You know how to get under my skin


also shout out to @user she told everyone to check on me bc i passed out


“Less than 50 in her birkin she ain’t mine”


my tv mounting skills are top tier, that bitch has survived two break-ins


you think you love it here now.. just wait on it


i really be in my own world on this app, telling lyrics.


Got to suck to get out of prison and all your opps rich now


I can see a light show for a second night but, no noise or hope of rain. I’m going to have to water the plants again, aren’t I


Today was a cool Tuesday


My dumbass almost drowned today


I’m getting money but I’m still hurting that’s why I’m so bipolar


I find it hard to communicate exactly how I feel sometimes So I just Record


Had the most unexpected people checking on me since I’ve been sick


#Vanangaan Shelved !!


Sucker for a thunderstorm


Abs tonight at the gym


| the reason why Sirius wouldn’t sleep with Lily fjskf I make my boy such a clown


I forgot I had a physical today! Thank god the PCP is literally 10 minutes away from where I live.


Idc who cuts me off, y’all don’t do shit for me anyways.


If @BBC axe bbc4 just as we’re getting towards my fave decade - the 90s - on the TOTP repeats I’ll be fuming


Thanks Dot Harbough for the follow


Soooo who knows how to put headlights on a car


Nothing I hate more than seeing a woman embarrassed over a nigga


Hold on you red bastards


hays Lord I know everything happens for a reason and alam ko pong worth it lahat 'to kaya i'll trust u with all my heart


Now I’m finna get that head, that bread then take my ass back to my ex


My sister want to drag me to the club every night


There’s no way MadridZone has more information than Fabrizio.


Just opened my boxes from Rightstuf and did a video! Don't want to spoil the haul so you'll have to wait for the video.


I got a paper cut from the cardboard box of cake mix. Wow


Able to see Changmin and Buzzi first thing in the morning really a good starter to go through the day. I'm the luckiest and also happiest to have them around


27.02 Always.


WONHO BLUE HAIR??


someone pls explain to me how last tuesday it was like -6 where i live and today it’s deadass 70


I’m trying so hard to learn product photography everything keeps mixing up


IG be doin too much sometimes


You got her, treat her with the respect and the love she need


I am a little bit insecure, a little unconfident Cause you don't understand I do what I can


This moi moi gets better and better


Finally Haris get his reward


pretending i do not exist


I be so hot sometimes I’ll drive home in traffic wit no shirt … just man titties


Ok back to PLL


Move aside it’s your girl, Denali


Thank you Joe!! Well done sir! Let’s get to work!


partynextdoor x showing you


I remember 2 years ago on Christmas, I went all out on my whole family.. bought them so many gifts and I didn’t get none at all


What should I make for dinner right now


DADDYSSSS HOME


I have some very interesting ideas for picture day tomorrow


The Spurs will get a top 3 pick


tamales and breakfast for dinner


If we spoke before a month ago. No we didn’t


Isone tepar


The Hunt is silly as hell.


No excuse not to do "2 a Days" #QuarantineMoves


I’m so mad I really gotta buy a new couch


Counting in French is easy-peasy until it literally becomes like doing a math problem with the higher you go lol.


first night at a new job AND election night??? i’m gonna throw up


Me and Tre just took a good ass nap, it’s nothing like cuddling with your babies


“We’re born alone, and alone we’ll die.”


imagine thinking driving 70 over the speed limit is ok and then get pissed because people got upset with you about it


I just want yall to know...."progressives" and yall whole arguing about CRT...may cost VA the governorship. The same way your slogan from last summer cost them House seats


fucking love whole foods


Whats up, You are the best. This week is going to be the best. I Love you Lots~


It’s been a week and already got 5 emails about separate COVID cases on campus


found my birthday party dress


Mind anybody February 1st is my son’s birthday


This strawberry elegance cake looks yum


the day6 comeback is so good


tammy’s on this is when we concede


Got my name called in this white Hospital all them white ladies looked They probably dont know we use the name sarah too


Idk who need to hear this but love don’t suppose to hurt


approve unta


Wait y’all actually had crushes on cartoons growing up?


I Got Bad Habits I Got A Shopping Addiction Cant Quit My Percs Habits


one day i'll get those bts tickets in my hands


Kinda salty I didn’t get Pico


Fat and fem lives matter


goodnight lovely people!! ily all take care and tpwk :)


Just because an artist is great, doesn’t mean everything they make is a classic!


I don't wish to live the feeling of the bridge again Please don't leave me


i should prolly go and be active in stan twt again so i can get a Midnights secret session invite


Why do I sleep late when I know I’ll regret the next day


I need more cover blankets Nd pillows


I got used to seeing Karely at least once a week


Road to one meal a day and coffee? Lezgo self!


You’ll know real pain when you get blunt smoke in your eye


CryptoBusy: What are your top 3 INSANE #Crypto predictions this 2023?


It's not often an interview in front of 5 people is be a positive experience, but that's how today went. Only good feelings walking out not hearing the boilerplate "well, we have many people to interview"


It s impossible to forget a person who was a reason for your happiness someday


Oh and yo granny too


I have no gag reflex but you guys still make me want to throw up


Take me back @ Bicol


Shake it off sounds nothing like that song they need to leave Taylor alone


Cuddling with the cat. It’s my best option right now. He’s purring. Love my little old man cat


i know i got some florida followers


Can't stop thinking 'bout you and I.


Being intelligent is one thing, but having high EQ is another. And it’s so damn attractive when you possess both qualities


I need to start making these ideas a reality


rupaul all stars is bullshit wtf are this winners


To the gentleman that just left the liquor store, you was fine. I could tell through your dusty work clothes.


my mommy said she’s taking me out for lunch every day this week


im a sucker for bearded men


$ISEE respected every level today


I’ve been doing orientation then straight to work, it’s all starting to catch up to me now


This dating advice of "Go and be in the places where you wanna meet people are" doesn't work for me cuz I just wanna be home all the time and so far it hasn't been working. Not sure why


I miss spin class man


I finally got my typing certificate


im like actually stupid but i mean, im not surprised


not louis turning 30 yrs old in 10 months


Apologize for WHAT? Even if he didn't abuse those kids, which I'm fairly certain he DID, his admitted, PUBLICLY DISPLAYED relationships with children were WILDLY inappropriate. Let's not #ApologizeToMichaelJackson.


had to make myself private again because i made fun of a republican for watching fox news but remembered i applied to fox studios last week


Who is amber and why does she keep alerting me


Sorry been ia all day, hope you’re all doing okay


The fever stage is over. Now is back to the sore throat stage and fk it hurts. Have to speak softly.


With the amount of tarot card reading I’ve seen on TikTok today, one of them has gotta be accurate right?


Currently in Spain with a silent S, but at least United got me a win today


these niggas definitely the new bitches


No 3 pointers ova here


Aye man what y’all heat on?


It is strange to me how entitled people are to openly shame larger bodied people under the guise of “concern for health” but heaven help you if you were to use the same rhetoric toward people who regularly exceed the guidelines for alcohol intake re “concern for health”.


I just got this birth control crap for no reason


The urge to start getting my lashes done again


Ian building no broke nigga bitchhh fck u pay me


On a bright note, I have a place to live foe the next six months ths! Now I just need to pack.


If AD doesn’t respond this year, ima be in hell lmao But I do remember AD hit that GW for me the day niggas was in my mentions mad that I said he deserved more respect in the 2020 run. He’ll do the same this year.


Let’s say Yellen is right.. Okay, maybe Yellen had a few good points. BTC transactions need a lot of computational power and by that a lot of electrical energy. Not great in times of climate change. And maybe bitcoin is predestinated for some illegal exchanges. +


I shouldn’t be this depressed on a Tuesday


Come on Lille! Need a 2-1 finish


Every day I have to remind myself that God doesn’t put me under pressure to fold. He puts me under pressure to make a diamond


Ohh be Mert gitti


LRT chocomint cookie?


Oh my Sooners…. #CFPRankings


in this ghetto ass walmart


Excuse me, lil mama, but you could say I’m on duty.. I’m looking for a cutie, a real big ole ghetto booty


posting ominous amy winehouse lyrics for my instagram captions and leaving


Oooh this one will be tricky. Create your lunch with eggplant, beef, soy sauce, and agnolotti


Long day but finally catching a WNBA game so all is well.


setting an alarm at 5 am to see if theres any news on who the next president will be i aint even american


My feet hurt and I’m no where near finished. Even though I got ALOT done today so far.


Aylin’s lucky kobe died. please now i gotta change my avi


Big draw no bet guy and don’t bet it Nice little premier league double draw


I hope wonsang can produce for other groups/bands as well that would be fun to see


Arsenal come back from a goal down to beat Southampton 3-1 away from home. That's Arsenal's 3rd consecutive away win in the league. Can Arsenal just play their remaining matches away from home.


I truly am embarrassed for the women using so many filters on their pictures on social media. Out here making a raisin look like a grape with glitter cheeks.....


I am enamored with the noses of black people... My God


This one wants to enter me, I'm not single thanks


I’m looking for the best camouflage adidas jacket anyone point me in the right direction #adidas @user @user @user @user @user @user @man_savings


If you didn’t vote because you don’t think you’ll be directly affected, you stupid as fuck. Disrespectfully


He offered her the world, she said she had her own


been starving all day and I forgot I got this plate


I hate syrup touching my eggs


Not dealing with nun I’ve dealt with in my past.. miss me with it


3k to fix my car


Being single and ovulating is the most dangerous game


one of the dudes on 891 said that I looked “so much better” with “normal” hair and that if I “actually did something with it” (because it’s in a bun rn) that I would look prettier


I'm calling myself out. I have yet to fully read the timeskip, I have no idea why im drawn,, but everytime I see OiHina on my tl, my brain goes hmmm


Return of the Damat


It’s soooooo fucking hot


inflation is crazy like im just trying to buy a new duvet cover


La this kinna love I wuh looking for during Ellen time


Just fuck the whole thing off. How does a fucking keeper get injured this much


Ridin wit the nigga Fresh.


Something so freeing about not having to care anymore


Ffs a helicopter circling


For youu... imma let you hit it for free. FOR YOUUUU... ... IMMA LET YOU HIT IT FOR FREE!!!


superstore is rlly my comfort show


I've been sick for 8-10 days now with no signs of improvement nor worsening. I have trouble breathing but well I _can_ breath. Am I supposed to call my doctor again? I know Twitter knows


GOOD MORNING EVERYONE JAI SHRI RADHE MOHAN


Congratulations Texans! We've survived the hottest 70-day stretch on record for this time of year, and the Texas Power grid hasn't exploded...yet.


Lol na him your wife pick you


new moots, how old do you think am i?


good morning !! we're finally having an ot13 gose in a few hrs


they did not just namedrop gecs on only murders oh boy


The names heaven n moesha tryna come up wit for my bby is funny asl


Yes its a bull trap


ANSWER THIS HONESTLY RN CONJURING UP SOMETHING!! UR CONTRIBUTION MEANS EVERYTHING


These black men are so hot pls


Vietnam was hit with Community Transmission popping up at day 99 of being "Covid Free", we got just past 100, both Countries did this by following a good process in the start and we will both get back on top of it again. Kia kaha Vietnam, we are with you!


This whole situation is showing that a lot of you cant find anything else better to do but to drink


You not just gone cut me off in traffic and think I ain’t gone get my lick back


Who tryna make sum content tonight?


November has been terrible. Finally it ends.


All day long been listening to some funky music


69 different reasons why she should be mine


If you see me out stunting in my puffer coat today, don’t mind your business


Home inspection is done


I hope my boss wasnt serious about giving me more hours


Watched more bsd with my sister tonight and her favourite character so far is Dazai


Me and Blake going to Nifty Fifty wen I get off....I need sum spicy onion rings wit cheese


off early & i’m off tomorrow


Ima make me some philly cheesesteak & fries when I get home


Shit crazy I can cover more ground in 1 day than niggas do in 1 week


I’m not gonna lie I went from loving to do drag to it feeling like a chore very quickly…


Youngboy dissed the whole industry in his new song


Southwest really bout to ruin my NYE plans


im sleep but i refuse to sleep


I wore a birthday pin to work and I got over $50 lol yessssir


Looks like aespa has so many updates again yesternight and i was the sacrifice


Land of #Sonbhadra found the Gold for Ram Temple at Ayodhya UP's soil wants the Ram janma bhoomi to be constructed by Indian Gold only Jai shri Ram


Really Bout To Start Giving The Same Energy I Receive.


When the air conditioning vibration couples into the projector mount just right


Tamalitos for breakfast


Not an ideal start….


We've lost a TOTAL of 1 MLB pick over the past 6 days! Ready to cash again today


put my cat on my lap 5 minutes before finishing my work and now i can't leave my desk cause she is comfortable


If all my adult babies were having struggles and had to come home again, I'd have no trouble with that


so frustrated with christmas gift getting this year, last year I had it all done and wrapped by now


Life so amazing when you’re doing it with God, love and peace


Connecting my airpods to my work laptop and everyone seeing that my airpods are called fart machine on the first day


FUCK. My earbuds were in the pocket of my checked bag... not my carryon. No music


Good morning! Have a great day! Don’t forget to join our giveaway! <3


I’ve waited 7 long years to have this conversation I get to have in the morning and boyyyy am I excited


Liverpool 2.5


. *ᘏ⑅ᘏ＿ ／꒰๑•ᴗ•๑꒱／＼ ∠|￣∪∪￣|＼／ . |＿＿＿_|／ . *ᘏ⑅ᘏ＿ ／꒰๑•ᴗ•๑꒱っ♡ All y'all so damn ∠|￣∪￣￣ |＼/ talented, wishing . |＿＿＿＿_| y'all good luck & vibes in ur job search


let me step on you in my boots?


Just had a good round today


only die for two things das my money and my mother


yellow and orange paint ground into my skin for that tasty jaundice look


I turned my read receipt on so a MF know exactly what time I didn’t give AF


Sounds like orange balls melted down in the Rose Garden.


Please let it be known that Mahrez is an idiot!


Bought my moms some food for her lunch


5 saal ke t20 world cup ka excitement 2 match me khatam ho gya


spain town hot


I’m sorry but No nut November is just so fucking stupid.


Never had hand sanitizer that smelled bad until Covid came around


KE fandom is intense


Yea this driving shit dead, I’m never driving to Georgia again


I need to get a roommate bc I be bored af sometimes at home


Hey @sarapascoe did you leave a tip? #illgetthis I really enjoyed that


Swing on the swings with me at 2am, laughing our asses off while we talk about life so I know it’s real


Missing my man something awful


listening to the space while doinv my assignment ㅋㅋ


7 need to hurry tf up


$ATNF let’s get it! Trending #1 for good reason.


Talking to the grim reaper, finna get rid of you niggas


Ronaldo is being consistent with the freekicks again


so excited for oct14th


Trump is publicly bribing US citizens. Audacity not even the word anymore


#Ravens was suppose to have clinched the division but we still good. Haha!


i wonder at what age i’ll be when i stop immediately responding to my notifications


My meal this night enh... God bless my palate


I didn’t know there was so much producer on producer hate on this app


Not me becoming codependent with my roommate during our quarantine.


3J butter choreo BTS just proves how perfectionist they are, HAHAHSHSAHA for a minute video talaga nga namang nakailang take pa dahil unsatisfy sa resulta— they wanted to deliver their best im sure


me sitting in the studio with a guitar playing juicebox & the producer who worked on old town road walks in:


sometimes i just have to remember who tf i am then boom, i’m back baby.


Who knew that this was the closure I needed


now..... im MEANT to be resting my hand ................ but ir eally wanna draw agai


Today was a stressful/busy ass day


i hate how humid the weather gets at night


Im here baby, Im working lol


so excited to watch dune even though i have no ideia what it is about


Chainsaw man layout back again


I think someone might have used the bathroom anyways.....


i dont like ppl who skip class


No intensity nothing, playing like there’s nothing at stake


It’s actually sickening how horrible people can be


Saw my girl today and Ke right nou


Who horny ATL


Grinding non stop trios now, after fncs non stop solo grind, I won’t give up until I’m the best. gn


You moved funny, I moved out the way. Real simple.


Salad & Smoothie


2 more hours of hell


why are all the restaurants I like no longer on foodpanda?


RHQ for the win


omg finally diamonds d-day !!


me and charles leclerc are like this


Real life ppl can be often quite a dissapointment and thats why everyone should stan at least one fictional character to stay sane


Quisiera que mi u sea pet friendly


It already feels like fall.


i’m so obsessed with ice


Gotta get back on the grind


Where are the #Pittsburg freaks ! DM Me !


Hey @user with the gifted hands ,thank you sugar. Thank you


Idk what’s going on with my zoom nawalan kasi nang power


Afternoon mfers


after compiling all my apartment decor ive realized im more girly than I thought


apple got all these emojis yet only two pride flags


This heat got me convinced I may just be in actual HELL! Shiiiittt!


I would pick up a double tomorrow


Why am I looking at LinkedIn at 11pm


Who has TikTok? Lol please go add me


Does the MW Kar98 still down with a headshot in the new Warzone update?


Random trivia only @user would care about. Of the 3 places I've lived: Detroit - WJR Seattle - KJR Orlando - WJRR


Shit been losing connection all damn day


I’ve always wanted to work for a hotel


Feeling like myself again. Got a lil bit of free time this morning. I'm kickin it by the water


Watch Tuchel lose his first game in charge against Wolves.


Belli really taking on that zaddy title


Group trips stress me tf out


Le me sleep, y'all are wild!


I will say this for life . As long I have my momma & sisters I DO NOT NEED A MF SOUL EVER


England arent great to watch, and its a poor run of form, and its funny But Gareth Southgate has taken them to a World Cup semi and a Euros final. Im not sure he deserves mountains of stick and chants of 'you dont know what youre doing'


Finding a job while pregnant is WAY more stressful than I thought it would be.


So if Man City aren’t guilty, why have they still been punished with a fine? Surely if they haven’t done anything they shouldn’t have any fine. But if they are guilty why uplift the ban?


Special thanks to these fabulous retweeters @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user and @user


Simone stress me out


I accidentally fell asleep in dark burgundy lipstick last night and somehow managed to not get any on my white pillowcase. If that isn't some queen shit idk what is


When u in yah feelings liquor taste good asf


If they say I dropped a dime I just cut off a pretty bitch


Ever have those days that it feels like it will take a sandblaster to lift today's crud? Yeah, I love getting yard ready for pool opening


instead of saying “lmao” “lol” or even “lls” shawty said “tickled” where tf


Sergio Ramos has scored a 100 goals for Real


Crying at the last QRT coz I honestly can't. This week will make the longest period (8 weeks) in 10+ years over which I have not been harassed because I have been home. There is NO such thing as a 'safe' activity for women coz you can get killed taking out trash in ya gate


Ronaldo top goal scorer is something I always miss out on


590 followers!!! Can we get to 600?


Holding out for a Soul/Luca double feature at @alamodrafthouse eventually


All of my guardian angels are watching over me


goodbye to sin miedo era


Next MANiACZ auction dropping soon. LFG.


Teenage girl at the gas station rolled her window down to tell me how much she loved my outfit


My momma said the sweetest thkmg to me last night


Just had a Christmas Garland delivered and I think I underestimated how long 9ft actually is


d wade is fine to meh


anyways in pain, hopefully it gets better


My old trainer stalking my FB


lani and phoebe secured now i just need harry


Anyone else play Journey yet on PS? It was free this month on PSN and I can dig it!


I want this fucking shit to end already or at least today. I can’t with life at all rn


the warriors have been a mess lately


I used to talk to this dude that gave me vibes he would do anything for some money


Looks weak on twitter, but strong in rl


Please, Lord, allow me to be off work in time for the Bucks game


I just remembered when my friend had Lumpy


incompetent, but enthusiastic


Trump is so incensed that he had to go thru this impeachment b/c he couldnt get away with digging dirt on his opponents, hes changing foreign policy regarding our elections. In the future, dirty campaign donations will now be legal & any pres can ask a foreign country


hope lucas is dead if we get a oth revival


True to da game


Gary Neville mazee


Tip off in 5 minutes at Friends Central #GoDevils


Pero wala shas ANHS


Totm tho


Irish Republic with a Orange Strip the same as Rangers* fans


Norwich to win either half 17+ odds, stake your properties


the way it’s just accepted that mystically the most exploited nations by the west have the worst leaders somehow


Sheldon Whitehouse (on Fox right now) thought the Dershowitz Constitutional speech was embarrassing.


Worked out on my lunch.. who am I?


China, laughing their heads off having an over 8% increase in economy in 2021, mainly due to injecting Covid into us. Russia, about to invade the Ukraine. Yet the western world only cares about pronouns, gender, race & identity, & a mild flu, and a cake


I lowkey have an attitude but I’ll hide it


My Dawg really gone, our house gone, Memories here, but yo presence gone... our house like empty asf without you G, and Ian speaking on furniture yo spirit was one of a kind


Lol tomorrow I'm having lunch with Naledi and Naledi. Bathi let's look basic. Isn't basic no face beat? Naledi 1 is already telling me she's beating her face and throwing on a cute outfit. Naledi 2 is rocking up in YSL heels and LV handbag with a Gucci belt. That's basic kubo


Been craving cuddles so much lately. Been feeling so alone recently


FlexIn on the net but yo niggaz can’t even bond out


Oof-- my bad


go find less, bby


It’s really about to be 3 years since I started @user still in shock


Hi, I'm Kai. This is my new stan account. I am looking for engene moots. Thank you! Kindly rt and like, please.


I <3 torturing myself


I need to go through my photos and delete some of the 9,000 screenshots


Trying this AB roller and baaby


It’s because I’m built different lol shit up


I just be starting with bubbles for the hell of it


This rain was needed, felt like I was in Lucifer’s hookah lounge..


Just had a candy land battle, followed by a chutes and ladder tie breaker. Little man beat me.


someone asked to take studio photos of me & their concept involves shoots without pants.


Djokovic has never beaten Andy Murray on grass


Ppl really follow you to then unfollow you


One messy ass bitch


.@donlemon It was funny! We were all laughing. The tRump calling you dumb is even more laughable. As usual, he is projecting. Carry on!


Really nice work @user $PLUG $MNK Now I know why you always go back for more


One of the cats really doesn’t like to be picked up and I picked her up this morning and she was not having it. I feel bad and I’ve been thinking about it all day


Desconexion con #Mujer6Oct


Super fucking Phil


george..? ig staying up till 3:30 am wasn't so bad after all..


Putting Yugioh 5ds in the background while I work makes the days go by much faster


Bro, I always get sick at the most inconvenient of timmmeeeessss.


Got curious about kai‘s mini album, the first song is very good so far


soojin prolly wants to attend the concert… if she wont be able to that’s prolly coz of the sold out tickets within seconds/minutes


calling me princess unlocks bonus rewards


skipping art history again


Our anniversary is coming up and I’m trying to go to the strip club with my baby and have some ass and titties in my face


Let your past be a contradiction to your legacy #KeepGoing


As I have the whole collection of @user books now I’m going to read these now


Father in law bday in 18 days


Mireya just said “she reminds me of you! She’s a brown kid that doesn’t fit in and is passionate”


They say your bias is the one you most relate to… my bias is Jimin because I, too, do not understand art


I use to care way to much about people to didn’t give a flying shit about me. no more though


But the war that is raging Between the hearts of men For ideas not worth saving That might break us in the end


World Cup: 3U USA Moneyline-105


this is me remembering i was the first to hear lnt boyfriends and as it was


$aapl Call me CRAZY, I'm in shares afterhour


I gotta meet Santana at least once before I die


Network Connections


My pussy just got eat by a older man


A teacher where my sister works had a picture of President Biden up in his room. He also had a picture of Governor Stitt. Anyway the parents threw a fit and ran him off. He quit. I don’t know what happened to him. Hopefully some other school scooped him right up. Unbelievable.


I can’t be on socials everyday all day long it’s mad draining I post and go most of the time


I keep seeing my lectionary-preaching friends all fretting over the week's Gospel reading. My solution: I'm conveniently using the occasion of my last Sunday at Saint Luke's to avoid having to preach on it.


What Fab say back on my bullshit


coi leray would just have to be mad


I slept all day and I'm not ashamed. I had my first panic attack in a while. I need to start feeling better


Nah inter genuinely paying off the refs


In October, it feels like summertime.


i ate my lunch so i’m less cranky now


Someone to call, someone to text, someone to talk to about anything and matches your energy... that's a huge blessing


i’ve fainted every day this week but my mums been at the hospital since friday and i’m too scared to book my own doctors appointment so let’s hope it doesn’t get worse


Reply with an unpopular candy opinion.. I’ll start: I kinda like candy corn


i look like an emo bitch today


Love having an hour lunch cause I was able to run an errand, get food, call OAG, & still have time to eat


I need to get a break from this App... I can’t handle this no more!


If she break up with me , me and her pussy still gone have conjugal visits


All vaxxed up, yisssss


BWW is undefeated with the asian zing cauliflower


Good evening single babies


Pull day tomorrow


Imagine thinking a piece of cloth over your face is a freedom being taken away.


but im addicted to the line, "let me introduce you to some new thangs new thangs new thangs" if that was spelled correctly HAHAHAHSHSH i've been seeing it on my timeline that made me memorize some lines


Allyuh exhausting today boy


I'm at that point in Xenoblade Chronicles 3 where you write out a list of side quests and mark them off with a highlighter.


trying to kill undyne but i already got rid of my snowman pieces


Madhouse


She vapin in my room this shit lit up like a glow lamp


“strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle”


Are you watching the Harris and Pence Debate?


You ever just say fuck it and rip your own heart out? Yeah...me neither.


We have a pair of extra place races for you this evening at Newcastle


uzi could keep making new songs to the XO Tour llif3 type beat n I would never get sick of it


This pineapple flavour maltina is so nice


"ok thanks u too" haha wtf is that and why do I still like you


I don’t think I’ll ever not cry at the scene where Rose says bye to the Doctor on the beach, it’s literally heartbreaking


The way Adam's suite is comfortable these days hoooo


Brilliant darts match there


Remember when we all thought the d-line of Chris Jones, Frank Clark, and Derrick Nnadi would be one of the best in the NFL


I feel like everybody is ignoring me


I walked around Montreal and climbed a whole mountain today yet apparently only reached just over 9,000 steps. Wtf


Personally, I would have thought having convictons for two rapes would be all the "risk assessment" you need


If it's by competence, Mr Peter Obi is d next president. If it's by capacity, Mr Peter Obi is d next president. If it's by turn, Mr Peter Obi is d next president. If it's by religion, Mr Peter Obi is d next president. If it's by mental fitness, Mr Peter Obi is d next president


But Yh In future me and da boys


Wu-Tang come back tomorrow


How can a person have a child and decide to name him Dick?????


I’m attracted to older men but once I have one in my grasp i feel icky that he’s into a 21yr old


Thank god kalma ang dagat today!!


I just feel like if I paid for the express line and there is traffic I should get a refund.


I’m honestly tired of being hot. I’ve had enough now


My dad really would move out of downtown when we move to downtown then move to IB when we move out of Chula


Stream tonight! Just lemme take a lil nap before that


Someone buy this dumb fucking Day N Vegas ticket off of me already


lrt my two faves


okay i thought tenz’s commercial with final mouse looked really cringe at first, but when they panned across screen and you could see tenz’s leather jacket…


one of my moots should join this meeting


just bc you walking past me don’t mean you have to look at me


Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to the point it’ll knock my confidence so so much? Got a really weird feeling at the moment..


Streaming BO3 since my computers being a butt. Come say hi on chat.


Why are there Mormons walking around campus


lovecraft county gotta come back


I miss my mannnnns


Kumawood writers always portraying our culture and gods as evil.


My dreams are all I got and I will die for it


It’s scary when a bitch a play submissive and she the side bitch ... like you’ll really do anything a nigga tell you while he got a bitch at home ?


Hi to my new Username


My hand hurts from holding up so many likes to a tweet that got about 4


My target for DXY 95


Sushi and Zhu for lunch


meek slander on the tl? love that


One thing that I’m proud of myself that I’ve done within the past year is try to learn how to cook. Soon I’ll have my own show on Food Network


Who else thinks PARTYNEXTDOOR, Roy Woods, and 6LACK should make a song.


1st tweet di 2nd acc twitter


new layout and idc if you like it


is anyone else having an issue with finding a gun in the new map? i feel like i find more ammo than guns…


Time to have a few weeks off and play more golf and hit the beach imo! Careful not to keep buying stocks you own to either support the stock or average down. You'll lose everything you have made during this run and more very quickly. When the music stops on specs it is brutal!


Valeu Liverpool


I’m fighting the urge but I really want to make some Mac & cheese


Riding public transportation to do 4.5 Hours of part time work...


I done left my air pods 2 days in a row


someone just stole a video i worked on and is now trying to pass it off as their own


It’s so funny people are saying not to support Morgan Wallen, but have you ever actually reflected on your own life? STOP BEING SO JUDGMENTAL. You don’t know his story other than what you see on social media


bipolar and a compulsive liar. It’s not cute, I just need help


I’m working on rebranding I love creating


Biking uphill is my new fav cardio. I’ll never jog again


Please let me drive away with my future car


I'm going to take a long needed vacation from everything then hopefully get my restocked art materials to start on some new art as well as commission work! Stay tuned


Posting on Medium around Berniebro anxiety but also disengaging from problematic discourses #DemocraticSocialism


I’ve been receiving so many blessings recently and I am so grateful. What’s for me, will always be for me!


I shoulda known better than to buy some vegan gum. Boo!


strokin my bih to some anime


I Ain’t Going Out My Way To Get REVENGE OR PAYBACK On Nobody Baby I’m Blessed


Seems like u guys prefer animals over men so I'll do more animal business cards in the future


how did i just completely burn something microwaveable ... AND i followed the directions


I’m sorry but how is fast food an essential?!


Wishing a Very Happy Birthday Shree @RajThackeray Sir..!!


it's just like i lost my head


Someone in my FC: *buys stuff off market board to get crafting log achievement* Everyone: OMG GRATS AMAZING WOW Me: *Shows excitement for how close i am to finishing the “Feast of Famine” quest and says how long it’s taken me* Everyone: what do u get out of it tho lol


I’ve asked god to remove all the negativity in my life and my ig got hacked


sorry I’m advance guys for all the picture I’m about to post thx


i cant fuckin catch a break… part 4: will i be dead or alive? let’s see what this episode intails for me


Next month i will try my best to learn how to handle my parents business


E be like say e go reach 10


Headcanon of the day: Vincent is a truly pet lover, this includes EVERY pet thing Meaning he also see the monsters as pets


Chalk that shit up


send me tips while I play on my switch


i fr got play of the game as mercy


Man she just asked how tall I was


As if #KUWTK has been cancelled.


forever thankful for Rosa


thanks to ofmd i’m addicted to twitter again


"We sleep to forget but they visit our dreams." Bakit naman ganun?


I ain’t really here to play no games, you already know my name


today was weird but I got my hammer bowling backpack and my corpse hoodie so good ending to today


Online in 30 min


Spelivia WIN


yeah but i look


Y'all gotta stop thinking too deep I'm not in no drama today leave me alone I'm minding my business


after how the Suns stunk up the place, i need them tickets to be way lower next season but i know they won’t be


Lord, in your hands, everything will go well today


Im taking requests... easy wala... just to humm or sing a line


A special shoutout to everyone with #Hybe in their name, you're the real ones


Nothing like a storm making my normally 30-45 minute commute take almost 2 hours


Ugh I hate secrets so I'm PUMPED that this werk one is finally out and about


Dats RC did justice


why do i feel so embarrassed to roller skate by myself


Time to watch Max swim! Then hopefully get to boxing!! The only thing I know can pick me up is #fitrovers sessions


He agreed ofcourse, then I turn around and spend a rack on they Christmas stuff..


camarin caloocan days


A girl should be two things; classy and fabulous


just played my first ow2 match and lost


I’m over this bang. Why would y’all let me cut my hair like this


I'm sitting at the hospital and thinking of how my easy going life ended here


Like get me home before I get in a accident


Back to the cricket highlights then


This Tesla stock has me so tight.


gonna watch thor love and thunder with my sister and her bfs gonna have to watch it alone


I'm exhausted. I'm drained. I'm emotional and all I want is to come home and not clean. But when I get home itll all still need done


what if Kanye West wins tonight?


if you want sum to screenshot i’ll give you something to screenshot


De ya a meds se if Messi can leave Barca after 20+ years and start fresh somewhere else y can't I do the same After him nuh more than me


Never have I ever wanted to be a microphone stand more until watching pied piper preformed at muster This dream still stands


klee n that bigass forehead


Who wants these carts


i wanna go to edc so bad but litr none of my friends woule go w me


where the HECK is my back scratcher


Afternoon naps are key


Been feelin like craaaap all day and haven't gotten any work or YouTube stuff done


GUNS&'BUTTER bby


I really gotta find an artist to put together my ideas for my next tattoo… I’ve been putting it off way too long.. I’m looooonnggg overdue for a new tattoo


This year we helped feed families with pizza and @ChickfilA I think next year we’ll choose a healthier option.


SUV tonight


Wondering how divided #wct is on CCM as I drive home listening Christian radio... Don’t worry. It’s not KLove.


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I fed my dog Parsnip some roast parsnip and he enjoyed it


i want u to know that I’m doing sooo gooood


Need 1 Shootcaller pour les FNCS w/@KaasherzFN Need 1 PC or Next GEN RT x V Apprécies


Type your favorite emoji mine is


Chicken fried mushrooms though !!!


Shit get weird , still I never folded


Gotta say not being able to use rewards points and a deal option is enraging @McDonalds wtf


H.E.R. leads the 2021 #SoulTrainAwards nominations with eight nods. Wow


I thank God that my momma is good


today was tough. tomorrow will be better iA


Finallyyyyyy #OurGirl


im beautiful im loved im safe im free i dont need to be like them i just need to be like me


#MilePhakphum #DevilSisterEP17 This is Erika Masuda. Analysis mistake because there are no traces of surgery → How am I lying? Then why did the government hide this? Sorry for the Americans, but the FBI is stupid think.the same who no doubt this


I'm v happy about Sora


Goodbye, Portland! You were delicious


After work showers be feeling so good


Just because your blessing is delayed don’t think it’s denied


la crema idratante feels so good


my best friend probably hates me right now because i really might be moving to seattle


00:00 buonanotte beautiful people


Come along and ride on a fantastic voyageeeee


Why is it so embarrassing to tie your shoes in public?


Ordered my bf first bday gift today


Dinner smells so goodttt


My mom hates my driving like sis you can drive I hate driving anyways my anxiety is too bad for it


good morning okay ill go back to sleep again


When I thought I responded back And then realized its still on draft and forgot to press send haha


So annoyed right now I still can’t buy me a ps5 and every store that I went to said they’re sold out chile


#Ibrahimovic: “You are a donkey” #Lukaku: “Let’s go inside you bitch, we’re gonna see” #Ibrahimovic: “Call your mother, do your voodoo shit” #Lukaku: “Fuck you and your wife you little bitch”


I took a nap and missed pre ordering the Metroid CE and was bummed out but a special someone was able to pre order it for me


Extremely sad today


Eric and Ronaldo was amazing today. Thought AWB was good, very poor from Harry (needs to be dropped imo) David and Paul. Luke was average among a lot of players tonight. Debut for Donny and Jadon too which is nice! Hope Raphel is back for city


Why when I’m sad does tiktok fyp just happen to only have SAD VIDEOS..


ok who wants to be added to my unhinged twitter circle. it’s not made (that’s weird) but no judgement


Send me money so I can get lip filler and more plastic surgery


Another Tuesday! It's October 06, 2020 at 04:00PM PRETTY MCUH THE WEEKND ! - link in bio


If that's the case, where's my apology


It’s me and you baby ain’t no other play


2 more weeks tho


Good Standing


Last game they ran all over us, this game they gone break records passing. Blake going out with a bang


Now that I think about it, PLEASE LET TEN COME TO FREE HUG for the promotion!!! That'd be so nice


Why do i sometimes feel like I would want more than 1 boyfriend? Is it just me? Like there are so many cute guys what if you cant choose...and then theres cuddling: 2x the cuddle. Well idk lol. Tbh im glad even if someone looks at me and theyre not grossed out.


Sheree think we gonna make her rich???


Don't let your trauma be your ID People are attached to their identities because they're incapable of being themselves... #FreeJewelry


I had to re upload Lunch Lady… please bare with me! Technical difficulties


Chris used to scare me in the only music video.


we need our hair done & i need find them Easter shoes


I’m amazed, but not shocked, that encouraging people to protest (consequently be there on 1/6) is interpreted & characterized as an insurrection but when Democrats do it, it’s exercising their constitutional rights. It’s what democracy is all about.


Just stop dating ladies with a lot of problems


i’ll make some at hone one of these days


When god gives a blessing you don’t have to exchange your mental health as payment to keep it


The sims has moon phases now!!!


latto snapped on her super gremlin


Joci never wants to talk to me


The things I think, is a good think I don't think out loud


& my boy had the best verse on MotorSport, stand on that too


I'm not a person who seeks followers on Twitter, I generally just tweet so a thought or joke isn't lost during my solitude. That said, I've been experiencing great tumult of late, & today was terrible. That John Cena just followed me made me smile. I may even follow him back


bhieeee, i’m going brissy for 5 days and hindi pa alam nila Merlanyyy.


Whats the name of your highschool maths teacher


After founding 4 startups, here 4 tips to build one:


Just so you all know... yes I do eat the cat


Someone will be a millionaire by morning


ok i thought my pet insurance was way too high but i pulled a few quotes and they were all more monthly than mine is quarterly so


Another september day without pumpkin spice latte


Fathers lock up your sons. Sons lock up your fathers. I’m back in Texas baby.


Starting the longest #GlazersOut chain on twitter


New Smash character tonight


Ging is fine and I’m tired of pretending that he’s not okay??


min holly min sugar


The only thing I'm smoking today is my workout


I Was Just Callin Collect Dat Wasn’t To Long Ago


Lani two weeks old today


Watched a great @user Edinburgh set via @user Tough crowd but nailed it (despite latecomers!). Hope to see you next time you're in Cardiff


Got my Peach and Lilly products. Beginning new routine tonight.


Cooked Irish potatoes


I wanna go on a date to the Fair…


I hate mfs who try to tell you how to do your job & be dead wrong like gtf out my face now


don’t get how girls can be over the age of 18 and still have bitchy, school girl mentality. mindblowing


Vanessa, quick question … how long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?


Got back from the gym just in time for 4:20


What is it with guys getting your hopes up and then changing their mind AFTER you give them what they want and nothing in return


#TMobileTuesdays if I won I would first head out on a road trip for sure with my dimples, and second I just cruise around and show people the new technology.


Mfs be some weirdos get on this app and @ famous people tryna talk shit to them


Can someone recommend me a bomb tattoo artist pls and thank you


Coco Pies don’t taste like chocolate


I wana fall asleep so bad


Dreams + Reality + Determination = A successful life


Glass onion A Knives out Mystery


Imagine Zack uses Beautiful Lie in ZSJL


Man city clear


One day you’ll block each other. Enjoy it while it lasts.


The roller coasters of Seaworld are the best


Anyone have a favorite candle scent? Mine is Sugared Lemon Zest because it smells exactly like lemon PEZ


Never fails always an excuse.


Everybody That’s So Serious Bout This Election Prob Not Even Watching CNN


Thinking about how some of my oomfs probs can read Malay and see me tweet weird shit everyday


when shit happens don’t fold push through


The Five W's of Life.. WHO you are is what makes you special. Do not change for anyone. WHAT lies ahead will always be a mystery. Do not be afraid to explore. WHEN life pushes you over,you push back harder. WHERE there are choices to make,make the one you won't regret.