The Baseball Hall of Fame means nothing anymore if Barry Bonds isn’t a hall of famer no one is


BACKY!!


Today's night is different....no pressure in knowing what guys are earning


Bea wey no dey Husle nah libility.


I’ll soon block my mother from calling me


Just finished a slice of lovely rum cake


Drawing is the only thing keeping me barely alive rn


Ngl I’ll support it if Don leave Utah he just can’t go out like no sucka


i need some real good loving


I just find it extremely funny how I got all the hate for turning off discord voice and now I'm being ignored and getting unfollowed because of it. I'm still classed as a complete asshole for doing so. I fucking hate twitch sometimes for its petty drama.


Kessie lesionado...


Of course Titans lose Kern right before a must win game to make the playoffs


Man the All-Star Jerseys are just...


Esmi and zanae are having a pool day


sometimes i be like “idc” then go cry .


Never seen any bumping and grinding on turkish TV til now


Butler in serious trouble


We feel an unmanageable amount of data from our Environment. Neural network of human is Electrical Circuit of brain Neuron.


Estoy happy hoy


This shouldn’t have to set the precedent, but it must now. More work, always. We owe so much more. But we can afford a breath of relief.


I get to work on Friday. It’s a miracle.


Boooom 1-0 #Panthers Anthony Duclair


working overtime I get two lunch breaks


Hitting the park this Saturday so pup can get some fresh air and stretch out on the grass now that she’s feeling better


Now u gotta b vaccinated to fly out the country


I feel like I’m bound and being pulled in a bunch of directions at the same time. It just feels like I’m getting pulled tighter everyday until I’ll be ripped apart


putting myself in priv so target doesn't find me cuz i need this job


Astros finally get on the board against oakland


Fingers crossed I can attend a @user show in November


I just want 2 zingers n an original side breast


women pushing 40 should not be writing bts smut


Y'all should stop with this edits with Sparks by Coldplay as background cause I'm being hurten


Dad said he wants to buy me a new car but I need 500$ for the down payment... apparently I should have close to 700$ from my bday but I’m definitely down to like ... 350$.. should I make an onlyfans?!?!?!


Decided on the playoff semi sick of seeing the plop And neutral again


Why am I obsessively thinking about Oreos?


Im so frustrated. I haven't changed phones in a while, and my phone is still in a family plan with my mom, so my phone is in my deadname and she changed the passcode last time and she didn't recall it. So I can't activate the new phone. Can't verify me for some reason.


I forgot my damn rings at home


Honestly glad the hospital is only going to let @user in the room. No added stress from anyone or opinions, we got this


Finding screnshots of messages where I've been nice to people who have fucked me over, makes my skin crawllll


not justice yelling at me


#bwfc trending No 8 ......don't think all them are fake accounts


I need a nice Caucasian 4/5 months old kindly rt or tag someone that can thanks


i can’t we actually won the battle


A relationship should be 50/50 I make dinner and he eats me for dinner


Tomorrow in my English class, my students will make their first ever product advertisement


My friends literally keep asking me if i streamed yet and I keep saying the same thing. Someone please tell my mom to fix my wifi I'm going to sob I'm tired of the 4000 Valorant ping


imagine cho kyu whinning cuz yesung hyung promote wookie more on sns HEHWHEHEHWJWB


So boring if Sheffield United win this. No one wants to see Huddersfield and Sheffield United in the prem


No get wun with de flash


I forgot it was no nut November and my new fleshlight came in


No chilllll.....


The girls really be out here getting bbls THEN create hella workout content. If you want the work done get it but don’t cap like it came from the gym


Lakeyah only 19


Mitch McConnel can eat shit. Voting for Garland, really? That compromised bastard.


My wife and I prepared for Halloween. 350 pieces of chocolate. We only had ~7 kids trick-or-treating


So many cute outfits I can’t wait to put on my daughter


Arrrgh two of the sk8 goods I’ve been searching for popped up on Mercari but sold out before I was able to buy it via proxy


Who tryna buy me some new shoes?


Bad Prosecutor D-day!


Your girl asks for a small favor and you start shouting “ am I your father?” So you that is sucking her boobies , is she your mother ?


End an argument with someone in three words Mine: You are right Drop your


i have an exam today, so i woke up very early. i'm shaking honestly..


kyaaa i wanna join chuang gc


playlist went from future, to bad bunny, to ptv to metallica to melanie martinez


Does anyone have Leif selling hibiscus starts on their island? Or have 4 red hibiscus and 2 yellow hibiscus starts I could buy/trade for


Chelsea have agreed a fee with Manchester United for England striker Lauren James. The deal is believed to be a record between two Women's Super League clubs


Seems not the case now. Happening with both my accounts)) Artsense is clean.


When you get a new phone and lose all your fan signs


I’m sad that @NintendoAmerica has Jurassic World Evolution on their shop for 11/3/20 but it’s not available to play and it’s 11/3/20. Just wanted to build a Dino park with my 3 yr old


most random sht ever


give me sloppy top on the front seat


all the pale people are always giving out reminders for people to put on sunscreen


big sad today, enlistments dont usually affect me so much bc I know we will still get updates and theyll eventually come back but seeing him so sad and emotional really broke my heart, I rlly rlly hope he knows we will still be here by his and shinee's side when he comes back


Ive been scammed… 20 apex packs to get nothing but whites and blues with the exception of a wraith emote and octane skin… i want a refund


Join the #CASChat hosted by Suzanne Cray (@SouthWestCAS) and myself (@mrcarr77) this Tuesday (25th January - 8pm GMT). Looking forward to the discussions on Primary Progression


Having their fingers run through your back is immaculate


idk if i’ve ever told you guys this but i actually used to wear my sadness like a choker, it kinda had me by the throat :/ but tonight i feel like i’m draped in it, yk like a loose garment, i just let it flow


My Daddy had a stroke 5 years ago and although he's doing good I still wish he could've gotten his speech back 100% I just know it's some shi*t he would be saying right now


My friends worldwide (no country excluded): if your politicians/celebs make video speeches/pix with arsenals of guns in the background, or in hunting attire, etc, it's time your country re-thinks the concept of "patriotism" and of free speech/web. Normalizing violence = idiocy.


Josh Hawley is VILE


I love how quiet my life is now because you see me when I want you to see me. You don’t know about me unless I tell you


Knowing netflix and queer shows even if season two does have wednesday as queer it will probably get canceled really quick


Hope Kieffer Moore enjoyed tonight


Hope everyone has an amazing Tuesday. Let’s get this paper


Someone flew from Tassie just to have an evening with me. I feel so valued & appreciated


Yet another hole in the #Canadian #UniversalHealthcare system. I really need to see a podiatrist, but can't afford to.


Finding engenes moots


jared leto is so cute


a guy blocked me just because I didn’t wanna pay for his premium content on snapchat, and claimed I was “wasting his time” when he’s the one that DM’d me first and tried to negotiate w/ me, even tho I said maybe later


yall aint see guardians 2? my planet 100% gonna be the best i layed down the groundwork on my various tumbelers already. future ancient nature pokemon and everybody got powers


Not me getting two 45 minute workouts in today


Salmon & Garlic mashed potatoes tonight


craving the mac from Drakes


be gay, be happy, be whatever. Don’t be a furry


Agent Coady


If it looks like a bird sounds like a bird then the bitch is probably a bird


Excited for the art industry to be filled w user names that ppl made up when they were 13


shantokki’s egg diet is the best omg i did it in 2018 and lost sm, i might do it again soon but i hate boiled eggs


I be annoyed & irritated when i’m hungry


Increased Position by 7.50 ETH ($28598) long on ETH-USD. Average price 3827 (20×).


Which soppy sod, told them they could play out of defence


A dragonfly just chilled on me


42 Dugg voice just do something for me


There IS a difference in happily being confident & being arrogant (cocky). I am confident in what I post. So please don't take my header the wrong way & send me the hate mail. I just know what works & doesn't. Time & experience is where it comes from. Stick around & you'll see.


got a date wit my cuzzie this weekend


Girl i owe a 100 Favors


Long live big bro love n miss you


u guys i cant stop eating normally


gn andrea best girl


I want a dermal so bad but


convos w/ @user > man’s stay dropping gems


No better time now than to sell some of my @SouthwestAir shares


Ugh I really love clothes, help


35 mg edible for 35cals


my wela really be throwing slugs & I can’t even be mad... it’s hilarious


Thanks Y’all For congrats


oh my god jaehyun must be so happy about growing his hair he wanted to do this for YEARS and he looks so good already


Fruity smell skincare products


Buffalo chicken fries from nifty Fifty’s is good eats


I wish someone a go pick up this Kim’s for me


NZ's testing criteria or process needs to change, as it can't cope with this volume. Scraped on Sunday at 1pm, got a message at 10:30am Wednesday saying "the lab has your sample, expect an answer in 72 hours". Six days to learn if we have to isolate for a week.


soo my dad owns a store, and he found some airpods… he ashes if they were mine, but they weren’t. i connected to them to see if that had the name of the person… the name was “would you please like to fuck me”…. LMAOOO IM FUCKIN- WHAT


VDB Impact though


The sex tho


lewis time


i felt so bomb leaving the chiropractor today


what if i hit 4k before 2021


No 4RL! Mac and Al Cried, about me too! Idk.. im just a whole mtfn vibe 4Rl


What does a #Thesaurus eat for #Breakfast? A #Synonym roll.


Another engagement for today


Okay but what if I finally upload my pinned today


The pathetic sensation of wasting time through your GIF


The Kardashians will always be my favorite family


Its either bahu batase si song .. or no song at all


Coworker: "I'm young, I need my life back! I need to go out, drink, go to the gym..." Me: "...Collect all the pathogens..." Coworker (not listening): "Yea, exactly!"


“How many more sets do you have?” “How many more sets do you have ?” Leave me alone Hulk


My mind so crowded I don’t know where to start


Got pulled over 3 times this year, 2 tickets, and 49284728832 calls after asking if i want to support my local police officers LMFAOO. Fucking shameless


Are we getting teasers today???? 8 mins and we’ll find out


Companies that send you around the houses to cancel simple subscriptions


No benzema goal I’m sad


To get over Word of Honor, I started watching Love and redemption...it's cheesy at times but surprisingly cute...kinda loving it!! Looking forward to the angst that's about to come


I’m glad I can make ppl laugh it makes my heart warm


hmmm, rewatch kyoyruger or review m4th bc i have a test on friday


Niggas kno who to play wit an who not too


So many empty seats at this game in Qatar


I’ll say it again this heat + this mask is NOT working.


ALERT! If u made purchases via CC during the #RogersOutage2022 u should check your transactions. I discovered a purchase on Saturday at @user went through twice due to Rogers glitches. Now I’m waiting for the store to deal w/IT to figure out how to refund my $


Far from perfect but I know I’m worth it


Donghun so sad , use me as a pillow to cry on


Fuck nigga free, a nigga couldn’t handle a real woman, so I had to drop em.


Wazzup wassup wit dem cookies


Harris County announced this morning that the county will be under a 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 - 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘚𝘢𝘧𝘦 𝘖𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 beginning at 11:59 PM tonight, Tuesday, March 24th and will be in place through April 3rd...please be safe, stay inside, and wash your damn hands.


I want 17 kids


everyone talking about code orange being aoty like it wasn’t boring


My Cash App is: $thequeenhaleyd Iffffff ANYONE was wondering


I need some food but idk what


My little bit of ass i had got is GONE


Not the #aiest earth in the Z


FILMS I'VE WATCHED THIS YEAR - 2020 EDITION (with favorite frames)


some energy vampires fr


likes likes... e o resto?


I want requited love from this one but he only wants sex


starting stream link in bioge


France is a scary team


cravin for some change


Happy samesies @user #GoRaidersGo


Vince Wilfork joining Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski in Tampa


My quads are blasted holy shit


it feels like flying but maybe were dyinggggg


A negative outlook on money will not help you acquire more!!


#CaringForDerek heartbreaking @user you do your husband and children so proud such a brave strong family. Keep going never give up Derek will fight for you. Much love to your family


i am so sorry to my followers and moots that y’all are gonna have to see so much yanfei she’s just,,, so pretty and fun and cool,, i would d*e for her


I truly hate having unnecessary amounts of pepper in my food. It ruins so many potentially good dishes by robbing it of whatever flavour it has and just supplementing it with heat


My man make more money than yoursssss


Timing beats speed


i cannot believe ou baby, u stalkin me even tho u not fawkin me


God give me strength I’m so tired man


just finished watching szn 1 of promised neverland. it was very good, now i have to obsess over the manga


// not my writer's motality suffering with the concepts of fake targcest


ONE person who likes and retweets joins Limit today!


I got hundreds of hours of master classes to watch now so... ya'll just keep hanging out going to the beach etc... thanks


I’m on that alcohol rn I wanna seeeee you


That OJ Beckham mess is wild


How bout the whole world decided we move onto 2021?


ignore everything i said about theories just focus on the fact that i am a


Don't tell me @user his lying, he's saying the truth I don't know maybe he's in my head. I like your space man


Ajax 1 Napoli 6 is delicious! Up the good guys


Then gonna finish my homework and curl up on the couch and watch my shows and movies


RISK-FREE


Bro trying to get the M82 is so fucking hard with SBMM @Activision wanna give me my bloodthirsty’s for free


This Texas wind can take my damn eyelashes but NOT MY SANDWICH!


should i change my pfp to the toes again so yall interact with me or what?


No way are they crying about someone putting some paint on a fucking picture


5 months w locs on Saturday


ah yes, the bitches always come back


Why am I getting notifications of this girls tweets I don’t even know her


wait my anklet done christen, the same day I get it


You ever just wanna cry inside and not let ppl see how u feeling. You holding the tears and ya eye just giving you away?


Chargers finna sign someone big, OBJ


Sometimes taking care of yourself is like taking care of a kid, because I just put up an app timer so that I don't get on tiktok and instagram after 10pm to actually get some sleep


I've doing some thinking. Now to ask for strength to implement


Lol that sub wasn't necessary but go on


That rona in Soddy


Kinda glad nothing ever came of me and that guy… he never could keep any friends. That’s a


Covid has ruined my sense of taste. Everything tastes like salt


A healthy relationship in the beginning was so uncomfortable for me after releasing a toxic relationship for good but it feels so good to be treated the way I deserve to be treated I thank the universe


y’all only “tough” bc who ya hang around y’all really bitch in real life


Love how @user woke up and chose violence today


Okay Luis Diaz I am buzzing about


225 for squat..


my name is whatever u decide! i’m just gonna call u mine. i’m insane


Is heaven real ? If so than why you kept us here


I love my soft locs but it’s been two months i need something else


Just started my first manga (Attack on Titan) and pretty happy with how quickly I’ve adapted to the reading right to left thing


why is the dteam and their twt getting absolutely obliterated today


4:11 u don’t have no sense of pride about ur output. U just let anything happen


Night All back to work in Morning


should i reupload my jonas kahnwald edit???


How she get nominated for a Grammy


LOL i love @user telling Biden during a live interview he needs to cough into his arm and not his hand


It’s THAT warm there’s no cold side to the pillow


How to relate with those who are grieving: (WHATS and WHATNOTS) A thread!


I love girl gamers. But fuck some of y’all are too good


Focus on the journey and not the destination


I just know those post notifications are on


It’s 115 out, y’all best have deodorant on


my son asked for a slice of bread as a snack


About to have a crying seshhh after what I’m doing


my life could be HELL but as long as my car clean i’m okay


I'm missing a whole fucking nail


Bitch I dont got the luxury of being unwell, gotta go to work son


now why my eye doctor aint call me back yet and i called them last week


i want to try twitter blue but also dont want to get clowned on for having it


Does anyone have a clip of Philza talking about interests and not needing to care about other peoples interests from last night? Pls and ty


jengmeng race 2day


2008 bar routines were so long


a whole foods girl on a star market budget


Finished Chernobyl and damn, radiation sickness has to be the worst way to die


*tries on my mom’s new readers* me: “is that what it looks like when you’re drunk?”


Powell got 0 rebounds


Getting a head start on Week 17? Drop your fantasy questions, below. I’ll be answering them all week!


i hold my $NPXS bag


Let me see if the lyrics are still relevant


Oh my gosh, my first time watching ‘Freedom Writers’.


I’m tryna figure out why I feel faint rn


I'm glad they are taking a break they needed. but i'm sad since i never watch their concert.. i was poor back then, i mean i still i'm poor , i just saving enough money now.. i can watch their concert now but they are taking a break


80kg deadlift today


Dryer buzzer just went off. Time to change from my daytime robe to my nighttime robe.


The competition on #Polygon is crazy. Teams are working their ass off to deliver the best #DeFi products. Love to see all the Innovation and improvements


In the mood to call someone big boy


Baths are like a cuppa tea...always better when someone else makes them


This new generation of women idolizes literal prostitutes like what a joke


Yuca con chicharron, tajadas con carne molida, sopa marinera…. Damn I’m getting spoiled by my mom this week


jungmo update when.......


After $VRA gets to somewhere between 1 / .5$ i will get a @user tattoo somewhere. Mark this tweet for later


My man get a haircut and I’m ready to give him all my holes


Went on a day out by my self today. Today was a good day.


Mane im tired of getting in the slow lane to pass folks in the fast lane


The Suns are 7-0 wow


First time sparring in months and woah. I almost kicked this very tall guy in the head, at least that's what I told him and he admitted it bc he's a nice boy


I did my very first cyber Monday sale yesterday and I’m beyond proud of myself!!!


Untethered Patches: Go on then, break a leg. How theatrical is PAtches in Elden Ring? Maybe he always had a theatrical side. Did his Seigward cosplay give him a interest in being a actor? Or his spider form playing as the different civilians in Yharnam?


Honestly about to say fuck it and write instead of doing work. I’m so done with today


The way I see so many (Black) people on here who have no plans on working Juneteenth, federal holiday or not.


Smoking… & just vibing


I want my tounge pierced how long is the healing process tho


airbnb pls stop listing couches as BEDS


wait who/what do y’all think the special surprise is on zedd’s 10 year clarity anniversary set friday


Ughhh so annoyed right now, that fandom has another reason to drag twice


Fly as can be, sad as can be, mad as can be, pull up shooting on they ass thats just me, ball like CP3


Beau made the dream team at school. Not sure what that is lol but we are proud of him!


I hate a “I can make these actions but YOU can’t or else you’re dead to me” kind of person.


I was going to be apart of this reality tv competition show that’ll remain nameless but declined when I saw that there was no black representation on the judges panel. No thanks!


Budd>>>>>>


Lamar Jackson to the Dolphins next year?


So gunmen and gangsters had less reasons to kill people in January, resulting in 40+% decrease in murders. The @JamaicaConstab is claiming credit for the reduction, but have not demonstrated the strategies deployed to achieve same. Oh, I know, SOE.


Lady’s always remember you are hot. You are never not hot. Mhm


shot’o clock


The way Dua sings "kiss my neck"? She makes you feel it, at least she made me feel it


Good AftAnoon Yall Hopefully Ntsele Ja Monatenezz And Le Safe


let the peasants rule!


Even if I did know how to apply make up I don’t ever think I’d sit there and put on a full face up of it just to take a picture or make a video in my room


good morning people on twitter dot com


Every day is a new story of how #JoeBiden is breaking another promise


Fab is crazy


Let me tell you the Chanel bag my abuelito bought me is fucking sexy, like im LOVE LOVE! Spoilt queen lil princess I am


i need some doughnuts right about nowb


the only way i know how to communicate affection is by adding my mutuals to lists so i’m gonna go do that now


$FTM pumping very nice


thanks G, walang hangover


I’m watching woman in the window and I figured the mystery out really early.. I’m a genius.


E be like say MTN network don smoke agbo


Jimmy, It’s their keeper that has let 4 goals in mate


he’s pretending like he don’t miss you and your pretending you don’t care, nigga what is this? a dream?


I’ve never broken a bone, how your own skeleton fold on you


Ooh, awesome show on @user so far @user lovely to hear you on the radio


When I first dated Pete, he used to listen to Joe Rogan, esp for the guest stars in his car for HOURS on road trips. Once we were serious, I said “no more Joe Rogan. Please” It was his car, his podcasts & he never subjected me to it again & then stopped listening all together


Dear Young Entrepreneur, It took Apple 42 years to get to $1 trillion in value, and then 5 months to get to $2 trillion. Time has a cumulative impact on growth. You can be grinding for 4 years consecutively and it seems as if nothing is happening and on the 5th year boom.


Finally managed to get tickets to TXT in Dallas!! Anyone in section 304


It’s wild how good my body feels when I eat fruits and vegetables. Who would’ve thought


You can’t complain cause I been


Is Yolo open? I want some mussels and crabs


I’d be such a bitter baby mama my first has to be your first and we HAVE to stay together


Would prefer us to man mark and not zonal


I don’t do no friendly shit , so til you can hurt a bitches feelings for me stay away from me.


hey im bored what's up


Donkey Kong movie


if you have ac on the switch or ds drop your friendcode love


need to stop riding pass my house


Things have changed. Something rolls in this amazing January! 12/Jan/2023 @Ford_de


As per usual army's fanmade edits of bts nike collab are prolly gonna be better than what we're eventually gonna get


i wish i had someone to record content with


that shit was a banger Ronaldo fair play


man not y’all ordering fake “cookies” bags offline tryna say its pressure.


The hyper feeling of wasting time under someone's feed


Sad news today… my dentist told me to stop eating popcorn! My life is over


Still waiting on my rain on me vinyl and cassette


Go and get yours, stop waiting on the next man


I need to know who thinks DIY projects are fun.. I painted an outdoor patio table and it’s safe to say I will not be doing another “project” again


I wanna go back to sundayyyy #whatavibe


Dear followers, for now we have problems with rarible to put our NFT on sale, thanks for your understanding, we apologize for this inconvenience, you will soon be notified by this means so that you can get our beautiful (doggies)NFT, and continue the project with force, Thanks,


You know the food fire when you’re talking to yourself while you eat


But fo real doe


Yea this some bs


Can all of my professors tell me the work is optional, but an A is guaranteed


Craving deep talks


1,800 FOR 9 MONTHS! Could’ve worked any minimum wage job PART TIME and still made more than this “relief”


[#2020MAMA] Voted for #txt on #MAMAVOTE 2020 MAMA @MnetMAMA


Nope, I tried, almost 1 episode into #TigerKingNetflix but I can’t. Too cruel and humiliating


I’ll never forgive y’all for fucking sleeping on the symbolism in the music video for Strangers by Halsey. It was fucking art and it got so slept on. The video deserved better and more hype


Okay enough Twitter for twitter, I’m going to sleep bc I haven’t slept for 3 days straight, goodnight beauties


Why 15 units feeling like a breeze


I'm currently watching All The Way


yey sweldo is in


Lezz go #BusinessProposalEp8


Is it ok I make twitch alert animation commission for 80$ each...? (3 seconds loop) I'm always scared of doing animation commissions because I know how expensive it is compared to other commissions I do


Learning to love myself has to be the hardest but most Beautiful thing I’ve ever witnessed, Like girl how you pull that off


So I found out the medicine I am taking to try to get pregnant can cause me to be photosensitive and that’s why the sun basically charred my face


my Nancy is sooo excited


i’m tryna see if i’m going to bagg or nba


I wanna be Emma Chamberlain so bad


as much as i’d love to scream and say i’d be in infinite id prob be in teen top or ze:a if i was a 2nd gen male idol


A terrifying news.


‘21 goals: play this big festival gig my band has booked, get certified in this online course i’m in rn, and start this film certification course


good morning i was supposed to study last might but wifi was out until this morning


Whaa that Hongki x Kyungsoo interaction, tho! I can't get over it


i swear these guys only spawn in on leg days but finally seen they’ve seen me hit something else— shoulders


I do the cutoffs


okay so i got those spongebob bins for my shelf but theres still some space for more , target has minecraft block bins


You can see the Italian in my tan


Wow. 2 months until I’m 30 and I officially can’t hear the tv without subtitles.


I can listen to Right and A wrong way by Keith Sweat all day


The #ghetto follow train got me to 600 followers Big up @user


I gotta get this white ass phone


Acabei de ler ballad of songbirds and snakes e to simplesmente


Dynamite is so close to half a billion


#Suprabhat #JaiShriRam to all


9 cock bulldoze Street my project going up


Nk bf surgeon


I just saw a woman propose to a man and I threw up in my mouth a little


I’m putting all my homegirls d with y’all boyfriends


Growing up if they ever told me I will be staying up at night I no go believe


Wood turns showcase baseball into exposure baseball


It takes a community to raise a community...


I’m in his lesson first tomoz tho


I miss my Dad #keeprestinginhisbossom


i got new wireless earphone today and they are nice


My birthday really fails every single year im not even surprised it just be hurtin


ofc people want you with them if they gain smth from you, otherwise they forget you exist. human nature indeed.


I haven’t made conchitas in awhile now and I’ll be attempting them tonight


I be so low when my high gone


whaaaat !!!! You could leave people’s private stories on snapchat now


Anyone at @user #ASfAR2022 that didn't get a chance to catch-up with me (if we said we would) or anyone who wanted to discuss mutual research interests and/or Neurodiversity Affirming research, please DM me - it was a busy time! But I'd still value catching up via zoom


Never underestimate the power of dua. It can change your life


I should roll one up on lunch, but I’m outta Dutch


Ndiwrongo if i dont leave my bed this whole week because i physically and emotionally cannot get out of bed?


Someone save me from my store


Learned today that, few months ago, our work unceremoniously fired a salary staff of several years without permitting her to even finish out the week. They later rehired her as contract. We were all being partly furloughed at the time, so I‘d assumed it had been a furlough.


Low key a little sad it’s not all 3 of them but I will enjoy it anyway


My homegirl just said, “If you close your eyes real tight and eat caramel rice cakes they taste just like chicken”


Peach could have been higher pitched. She’s pretty tho!


Fernandes and Hannibal now practicing their judo skills


“In life and in love there is no way back”


deadlifted 275


I wonder when people will grow up and stop being so fucking nasty.


What a night of football coverage. That was the most exciting night of football perhaps since Barca 99, for me anyway


I went for a walk to clear my head and it was horrible. Nearly rolled my ankle over some random fucking rock, a car nearly ran me over, and a different car thought I was a trashcan and tried to throw a full ass soda at me.


Pay for the best & it still won’t work


Well that’s a first… a great Tuesday


See what the boss had to say on our 2-0 victory over the Robins at Ashton Gate.


I just realized something.. Hyung line is my bias and Maknae line is my bias wrecker


still shocked the victims familes were never told about the dahmer show during pre production… its almost like the show is about the man that ruined their lives… but its netflix so why am i surprised


Amazon uniform run big asl I’m so blew.


I dropped two rolls of film off yesterday, can’t wait to get it back on Friday


Slurpy Slurp season


You have to wonder at the sincerity though - if there are videos showing movements that can’t be explained, wouldn’t it be a good idea to show them rather than a potential balloon?


i would actually have some respect for you if you could say what you bitch about to my face instead of on social media.


Listening to music gets me thinking


Turning my room upside down looking for an external I last saw 2 months ago. I can conclude uba ibiwe because I can't find it anywhere and intloko yam imile. I don't know uba ndilile or ndithini


That moment when you, finally, get your house back after family and friends leave after Christmas...


I Got A Thick Bitch Name Nifah


Scratch em off the hit list


baby shark crossed des pacito no way


Took 22 shots lastnight idk how I’m alive like if I didn’t take any


I can only do so many social things in a day


my friends are really doing big things i love it here.


tl is full of crackheads


27 days till my birthday


This lady always leave me vms in Spanish. She knows very well I can’t speak or understand Spanish


$AMC people forgot what a +10%-20% day looks like… not to mention 100%-10,000%. What’s coming will blow your minds off… Don’t be discouraged by the bullshit manipulation. Where at the moment in the movie, where’s the beginning of building to the climax occurs. Stay Brave


That’s Christmas ruined


I swear nigga be acting so funny but that’s ok watching this next move


In the process of seeing if my little brother Brandon can change his name. Unfortunate series of events since that Nascar race.


Finally watching #SquidGames and it got me on my TOES


christmas decorations are up but i’m still not packed for anime frontier and my cosplays aren’t done


I rather you tell me than be sneaky. there ain’t no comin back from sneaky shit


Don’t go on TikTok go to sleep don’t go on TikTok go to sleep!


Grabe naman wooahh the silent battles I have to win.


Great finish from Pukki


Victimization and quick labeling (superiority complex) are probably the two biggest red flags ever.


I really love lisa, like girl just hearing her name makes my heart beat fast


amoh quando me chamam no interesseh


Put this p*ssy on you cause I know you like that boy you just went home and you come right back boy I got that come back boy I got that jump back boy


Finally have people I can talk about Mate with


i’m actually very angry


Every time I try to get nude polish on my toes it ends up being pink


Manifesting everything from here on out to go my way


The thought of postponing something that we’ve worked so hard to financially and emotionally support is scary. We still haven’t made any final decisions but the possibility of not saying ‘I do’ on a date that we’ve been counting down is something I don’t think I’m prepared for


Everytime I take my glasses off. I get a headache


i have a strong feeling ephemeral is somehow going to be even more heartbreaking than cat blanc


still thinking bout Geechi and Verb 2nd round @ nomeX


Just when you thought that this election couldn't get worst


My braids are starting to fall and to save the embarrassment of them falling off, I took some of them off.


Drop your dream items


we played my favorite song in orchestra today i’m so excited and no longer sad i didn’t get to drum


2 weeks from today I’ll have smaller boobs and that B L O W S my mind


Im an uncle again!!!


24 w no kids. im doing alright


He’s been found guilty thank you god


Janiyah better be sleep


Dirty slap can simply be defined as a tool used by African mother's in resetting, correcting and reshaping a child. It is usually unexpected and when hits you everything in the system reset to data factory.


K not to spoil squid game or anything but i still don’t get why the fuck that man’s brother did all that


I cannot with today. Idk wtf is wrong with me


Staying in the Dallas area for a week for the txt concert if anyone wants to meet up or has recommendations I'm just winging it


Gotta watch out for the ppl you think is your friend.. these hoes be as fake as they come


i took two advils and now i’m sleepy at work


When you really think about it. Notoriety and accomplishments aside, JADAKISS and Pusha T are really the best rappers alive


When are the hot teks on this engagement gonna pop up Oh later in the day when they wake up to the news right......


Okay so I'm writing this dead dove OC story. It's this guy talking with his psychiatrist about his trauma and I'm just wondering how much of a dick do I want to make this Dr?? Like just your average dismissive douchebag? Or do we want to get a little sexual harassment in there?


Had My first job interview today in a very long time! Really hoping that I get the job. Now, I’m just waiting on that phone call.


good morning to yunwoo and to yunwoo only


Having a relationship with god is the best thing


Idc bout bein famous as long as I’m rich


Allstar snapped tho fr his album fire


I don’t like to be seen unless I’m making a play


First Wednesday in a year tomorrow that there won’t be an ahiru no sora episode


The shit thing about covering switchboard from someone else's desk is that they aren't clean. Like??? It's really not hard to keep your cubicle together, heathens


accidental 12 hr fast


I need some ppl to follow on here my tl boring asf


Cajun kitchen broccoli don’t have to slap like that everytime!!!


I gotta get some resttttt


My Babydaddy Is My Biggest Hater


I miss my boyfriend but we both gettin this money so I’ll just see him after


bruh i literally don’t know why I’m shocked at the fact kdrama episodes are usually an hour long I got so used to anime lasting 25 minutes I forgot how lengthy kdramas were i


I met my boyfriend a year ago yesterday. Thinking of all the stuff we’ve been through and where we are now is so wild to me. We went from sleeping on the phone together to waking up to one another in person. I love him.


my babydaddy don’t do nothing but drink and smoke on his off days


Cringe siot acaca james corden buat kat traffic light


A storm bricked Southwest Airlines ability to operate.


Now that they have suspended Sheldon ein account derr Chairman for start doing Planting for foods and Jobs ooo


one more sleep til the heckin cheeto man is gone


Not the self-victimized air force cracker saying not all cops in the rpc.


If u play the right Zipso song , u might unlocc a certain side of me no one ever sees


I love when my bf and I get on edge with each other and then he will message me he loves me


I just wanna make sure everyone knows today is the anniversary of Phoenix Wright being fired


Anthony is buying me 2 shots


Mmmph, finally discovered the *magic* that is the outline view in Word. If you've got your titles defined as headers, you can -- and I can't stress this enough -- just drag your poems into any order you want.


Day 9: beginning to realize how much I depend on social interaction to distract me from my own thoughts


guys sykkuno has plot armor even in the game of life


I can barely smell anything


i just unboxed my sb planner and the first thing i did was write down the birthdays of all seventeen members


Received some (fairly automated) stream sponsorship offers and it gave me a huge hit of impostor syndrome - like surely you don’t want to sponsor me to advertise your product to my 5 viewers


all I wanna do is live with best friend so we can do fucked up shit together and no body can tell us shit


Just booked My flight to see @user in July!!! Offer forth ticket reimbursement, little paypets


I should’ve listened when my ex said Casey Anthony was hot… that was a major


Trying a new taco place


i have my ap psychology exam in 6 minutes i am : scared


I'm so tired of the casual, bandwagon, Fairweather, etc arguements in sports. You're not obligated to pick a team and stick with it for your entire life. Professional sports are consumable products. You're allowed to have choice. FOH with the gatekeeping. LET PEOPLE ENJOY IT


Y’all can say what y’all want about Tennessee, but I’m damn proud to live here. We choose the life we want to live and we do it freely.


2022, I’m building a stronger relationship with my gut feelings.


Like everything gone be so pretty and professional I can’t wait to pop out


Tony Robbins got knowledge


It was always USA ML


Billionaire dreams


A sandwich is awesome when you're sick in the library. . . Additionally, frozen yogurt is a refreshing touch to the meal.


A Person That Put You Down To Make Them Feel Like A Better Person


This is the time of the year I would chill in the JSAC and get free food help people use up their meal plans


I lowkey really hope he comes over tonight.. i just wanna be held


"maybe I'll lay down for a bit more" I say before passing the fuck out for 5 hours


Fov Is Finally In Siege, After Like 6 Years


hello twitter , im back


The vibe after an unfollow


Drinks w the Marie tonight


I’ll know they’re a real family if they get me this abuti.


Damn it man I was marvelling at that from Mbappe


Gonna remove this girl off my insta tired of her sending me shit


I’ve made up my mind to go God’s way the rest of my life


goodmorning twitter sa ta ron


I just wish that people would notice the hard work I put into my book. Sometimes it's difficult to keep going on with the writing when it doesn't pay off. I hope it'll get there though


i need someone rn, i've been feeling blue lately


Tonight is super spooky lol


leaving to do hw


Black Ink Crew: New York


Boya i should collect mic and toast tolani


stim free pre workout after today


Suspend my license??? Yea aight you’ll have to suspend my engine to stop me


Hittin the griddy in this casino!


Issa fly in my house that’s causing me emotional stress…


Just signed up to nite flirt ! Come check it and me out


DYOR but $PET @user and $RENT @user are going to moon


Watching a classic #Flubber oh I miss #RobinWilliams


I Need To Stay OUT Of The Kitchen


Oh, I forgot to take the pictures with Matt-san!


drake is sounding festive and


The amount of people that are “scared of losing they’re rights “ are literally the ones who can’t even vote yet


Imma miss the homies texting me bout voting


niggas love attention just like these hoes don’t let ‘em fool you


Ill swap that


The iPad Pro is so clutch. I love mine


He’s a str8 A student wit wicks


I guess nobody is going to vote anymore for the name


Ugh I must have blocked 10 accts back to back because they have been using Joongki's ht to sell unrelated products. Come on, people. That's very frustrating.


Chris is mad because now he’s invested in BIP


prom dress


Note to self: Work Harder


"I'll gist you later" - Person wey no get any gist for you, now or in the future.


omg the amp order is in progress


Hope tonight is bomb


Fight your battles with prayers.


I swear I’m getting a mental illness just from reading about mental illness so much


When I say true essence is the ONLY PLACE I GET MY HAIR FROM


almost as important as @KamalaHarris becoming veep candidate-- IS @MayaRudolph COMING TO SNL TO PLAY KAMALA!?! #BidenHarris2020 LFG


This weather gets me hyped for fall


One thing abt me imma ask Chick-fil-A to substitute that original chicken for spicy for my Cobb salad lol


i forgot i had school tennis lessons starting today but oh well if they ask where i am i'll tell them i'm busy all week


updating laptop, enjoy stream


I obsess SO much over straight guys that I know that when I actually see them in real life I’m literally star-struck and I don’t know how to control myself... I’m such a fag.


Finally done with finals, officially hit the halfway mark for nursing school. I am so ready for this 9 day vacation where I don’t have to even think about school


Just sitting here doing organic chemistry


So pretty sure Genji is crushing on Muffy. Guess he wanted a big titty goth gf


Amazing how football experts can predict from one pre season game how teams will do in there prospective leagues ,I remember being part of a team winning every pre season match then lost the first six league games and the manager got the sack


After I get Locs I’m finna start stepping on niggas


coming to collect my averyjameson endgame


Hummels cagon


Caloooooorrr!


Just got out the shower and now just chilling naked now


You can't OD on those I got your back like chiro I be cooking these mufuckas like gyros Say it your way


(g)(a)shu satou(y) Rt if you are crying


I’ll have you know I’m kind of a big deal, my posts occasionally get liked


Omg mutuals saying that they don't see my tweets anymore in their tl when in fact I feel like I tweet so much in a day idk wtd


I like my woman with a lil fupa


American by births, not Italian by the grace of god


My dad asked me something I didn't even thought he'd ask, just get anything pop. I'm good


Happy Anniversary Tah


Cross from Kroos


Ummm it’s cold as fuck outside. This that stay my ass In the house weather


Ndia don’t know how much I just appreciated that like that was so random and unexpected


// You see me reply on the wrong account? No you didn't


Even with 50% KFC chips ain’t worth the price


When King Von Said No Matter How Long The Beef Cooking, I Still Want It


#DAX Update My vision is still bearish The key short entry levels are yesterday levels (I must remind you that I had a vision of a somewhat deeper move) But for reentry levels or add more shorts: 15890 - 15830 - 15797 Explanations


22222 manifesting a good health and wealth


someone ate my weetabix when I was gone from my accommodation


I want this Prada bag! Someone buy it for me


I really like my nails i just hate they color coordinate with my work uniform


you 4rth @ chooses your avi


y’all homeboys be going out sad in dms in real life. forever begging to be in folks face. No means no auntie


i’ve been so hungry lately, like I actually ate 4 meals yesterday. just ate 2hrs ago & i’m hungry again lol. I drank half a gallon of water too. finally my appetite is back


Was that a thunder or it's the explosion ya bomb from the terrorist? Asking from Rivonia, Sandton.


Mums veg samosas are too banging


I hope this 4 day work week is fast and good to us


Electrolysis results are great but damn it sucks having to grow a damn beard out every few weeks


i haven’t had a good night’s sleep in over 3 weeks


Call me a dumb bitch but I will literally ignore the fuck out of a bunch a niggas for one nigga


Who is regulating repeated visits to a chiro for ‘adjustments’. No person centred approach. £1000’s spent…


Thought I would shop online for none essential items to be delivered in a couple of weeks. My position is 13098 in the queue! Wait time around 4 hours


I've had a headache for like 3 days straight.


I see ink in my future


I ain’t going outside today


Protein smoothie time


treated myself to some givenchy slides


I wonder what Lowry’s body fat percentage is


On this fine 2.22.22 I’m manifesting, money, love and happiness


So many things I'd like to post but I said almost goodbye


tfw your wedding planner quits


Music Night. . . Playing - "A Collection of Frank Sinatra's Works" They Don't Sing Like That Anymore.


Have fun staying poor @cz_binance


Ppl be telling me some wild ass shit


Just got back from work thinking about ep 9 when pat was like he’s never said that to me before and all. going to be ill


So daughter has cast off after getting a plate fitted. She needs to do physio which is fine but physio is via Skype.....husband asked when they will be back to normal and was told probably not until an effective vaccine is available


I hope someone falls in love with me in class bc there’s some good looking people here


i am HIGHKEY thirsting over @DJPaulyD with this quarantine beard look... jesus christ.


After a successful career in the pros, the former @SagueneensLHJMQ forward moved back to Chicoutimi where he now works with @user native students on a daily basis!


I need my partner HEAVY on the affection!!!


It’s the way I get this man to agree with me for me


We are all ONE in this crisis, we will go through it and win. Be aware of the battle, stay calm, be positive, pray, meditate, focus and confidently send peace to the world (DAILY)


I might as well just close my pool. The maintenance is pointless with all of this rain.


It’s that time of year when both sides of the pillow stay cool


These matchups are insane. @NBA2KLeague y’all blessed the community


Is this mi karma?


nah i wanna do this for the rest of my life


Dear Ex , If I text you now, within this self isolation time just know I am high on boredom. Bye


yall im back home , how'd the views go


Word in the street @rihanna releasing new music… that’s why she doing the Super Bowl


how dare them hurt our boys


I have a feeling that this next season of YOU is gonna go downhill


Who wants to get high and fuck me today


Hahahahaha I get the housing market updates for my area once a week and the typical home cost in my area? $650k. My budget is less than half that


I should have changed to this layout on my birthday because her head band literally says birthday girl


I’m highkey loving this quarantine thing I see a lot more parents hanging out with their kids taking them out on walks or riding bikes with them. Reminds me when I was little


Skippers


Wait the HealPre movie will have Yes Precures? :O Hm, should I give their series a try


GIRL WHATS GOING ON WITH TRAINEE A


watch me play exile by @taylorswift13 & @boniver on repeat during the whole fall season


Hey hey hey #Cardanocommunity, in this thread we are going to show you all the cardagames made in August


Every little thing irritated me today


I wanna know who runs Mikes twitter


heart palpitations have made a come back


At least Wendle goes to the Marlins


feelin like lebron on the cavs in '05 - i'm playin like 4 positions on the team rn


I hate when ppl ask me personal questions I like to stay to myself and be secretive


hair appt secured


You gon say you want me then go switch it up. Just gon play with my emotions just because


Brie Me Earning four March challenge award


Anyone who actually believed that “if we just wear masks for 2 weeks this would’ve been over” are the biggest clowns on the planet


People still get into arguments on Twitter


I need my hands massaged... my fingers hurt


I have the most sensitive sense of smell. Like what


Oouuu I’m getting a printer from DJJ


I still have a lot of insecurities but I choose to work on them now than hide under a rug and pretend I'm fine.


Just got a natal chart report and reading


Wow. @itvnews that was the first time I had heard Welsh spoken on the news @RhysWilliamsTV


HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANBOO YOURE COOL IG


Shower sex is not poppin please let me wash my ass that's my me time


Finally dying my hair next week


Apartment prices in York are outrageous..because why tf would I pay $1400 a month for a 1 bedroom apartment that hasn’t been remodeled since 1970??!


The fact that this icon was born on this day of manifestation says it all. Happy Birthday @user You are literally just starting and the world bows at your freaking feet. Can't wait to see where the hell you go and be rooting for you as loud as ever


Wtf is GB doing!?!?! They had Robby Anderson, Philip Dorset, Breshad Perriman, Emanuel Sanders, Stephon Diggs at WR!!!! & THEY SIGN WHO?!?!?!?! I’m fucking done! I’m about to jump off my fucking roof!!!


Mfs still ain’t came up bruh


I’m lit like a match


ANYWHO what’s for dinner?


My problem be where to put the clothes wey I wear but no make dirty


I wear it just for you I’ve got your name written here In a rose tattoo


Only 18 VIP tickets left for #SolanaBreakpoint


happy 7 months to my gurla


Went to the fridge only to discover I've run out of Parmesan


Increase in NI for Social Care: Do young people want to pay now to avoid selling their house later, or sell their house later to pay for their care? Or do they want their inheritance sold now affecting their ability to buy their own house later?


Cycling shoes coming in


We see @user in our “Short & Snotty” learner mustard shorts in that avi


Sick and All Still Had to Get Up Put My Trash Out and Clean Alil, So Glad My Dad Kept Adrianne… Cuz I Could Not Control Her Today


I want to buy 3 #NFTs


'The Puzzle of Danish' sounds like a movie. I'd watch it if they turn it into a movie


I need more guy friends, but real ones not like the fake ones I had in the past and girls I can’t understand them


just found out there’s a max number for youtube watch later playlists… now i gotta sort through thousands of vids saved for when im out of a brain fog


ETH am hearing


Switched out my usual coffee with hot tea this morning


I want a cake or something but I don’t feel like going to the store


I owe myself the whole 2022! Please don't try to step in my way!


felt like it and put a full tank of diesel in my mans truck this morning


i close at work every night this week wtf man that means not getting home until 1am every night


Who’s trying to serve


Happy anniversary lovely


Hi peeps im back again after a long break sorting shit out in my life


hope god gives me a pass on this one.


Ouuuuuu ATL is on


Fuck it. Ima start supporting my shorty in the gym. I got ulterior motives. If I put that pole up in the garage, I want some mf tricks.


gonna figure it out now if my pc is really broken or not


someone told me a joke but i dont understand it


I think i wanna cry to the kahretsin ki sensin playlist rn


not him sending me the mic


Yesssss love that for myself


So close to 1200


wow i woke up before 12pm today


Yeah! It’s happening .. certified my ROL, best luck for us


Are the “vibes off” or am I just going stir crazy and anxious bc I mixed caffeine w my meds


A respiratory pandemic is a great time to have the air filled with abrasive, carcinogenic, particulates.


the defrosting of mariah carey has begun


Ima boss I’ll never take a pay cut


that’s just what tf i geeeet


Harry Kane is a Diamond


i wanna stay with you until we’re grey and old.


the worst thing about designing interiors is TRYING TO KEEP THEM CONSISTENT the stairs in Alec's apartment in the lighthouse fic have moved between chapters at least twice


For 365 days sake, can I please be kinaped?


It’s not even 8pm and I’m already cuddled up in bed ready to go to sleep


To my students & colleagues: the range of emotions from today’s verdict can be overwhelming. YOU matter. YOU are loved. YOU have a purpose. I am here to listen.


They should’ve just gave me all of next week off


MF’s never wanna see you sound good ! But guess what that’s too fuckin BAD


Gotta stop smoking for a while my lungs fucking up


shopping while “plus sized” is so annoying. i looked through every damn rack a macys trying to find a collared dress shirt larger than a size 6. nothing. but then i find an “oversized” shirt dress in a medium and it fit perfectly


please tell me some of your emotional support kpop idols and i will drop some pictures of them to you if you are feeling overwhelmed right now


Coupons are shit! Plymouth unbeaten at home against Rochdale who are winless in 7 and the score is Plymouth 0v4 Rochdale


She been down through it with me... can’t wait to bless her


College basketball turning into the NBA Sharife Cooper announced OUT for Auburn right before game time


i miss playing fifa with morris


If you can’t be down wimme why ima have you when I’m up?


2 games against sub standard opposition who have no interest in attacking and England play 2 defensive midfielders


mfs stay fumbling the bag when it comes to me..


Stillll can’t believe Vick got more time for fighting & killing DOGS. Compared to ANY cop that has murdered an unarmed person


imagine Harden with the Sixers


praying for mal sanity I just wish I can hold him


checking flights for incheon as we speak


When I say I can lay in the bed all day It’s really my peace


Hearing island boy got my ears bleeding


I truly have the best man I could ever imagine


A deflection cost us 2pts Saturday, favour returned Today. Justice.


$WKHS anyone who attended the meeting able to provide a summary?


I’ve had a really slow month creatively. Last year in lockdown I was on it but been really slow this year so far. Felt like shit so haven’t done much but I feel like I’m turning it around and finding my productivity again


I could smell doughnuts outside earlier.... so tempted to follow the trail...


Favour unhooked her bra and her boobs dropped like an album


My plan was to at least color the drawing so I could post it tomorrow but I didn’t even turn my laptop on today


Someone tell that man to go file for bankruptcy with his broke ass


I'm weirded out by the fact that I've seen it, SO MUCH - that I'm desensitized to seeing Hunter Biden tug, tug, tugging away on his own junk. Just


Ian gone cap, y’all crazy asf if y’all think Biden finna win.... Electoral College a mf


Gym time is seriously my favorite time


Nothing like being home alone and hearing one of your kids toys go off downstairs


ain’t worried bout these hoes you the sickest


Only person to lift you up is yourself


They say a nut a night is very healthy


Don't often agree with souness, but he hit the nail on the head there


Why does everybody only care about followers? I guess they must not have any friends outside of Twitter.


after 3 hours im done with run


no more cum eating tweets for the rest of november. sorry! we’re saving that for a grand finale on december 1st.


but honestly, i do dungeons on duty support all of the time. make no mistakes, queue for a duty and end up dying for nothing out of fear of making mistakes lmfao


In 1 and a half games Brig have conceded 10 without reply. Awful defending in this half. And this game has gone


Changing the bed sheets, comforter & duvet cover are extreme sports for me


Chest pump


Day 53 will be posted at 11pm est tonight, just a heads up


Spodee underrated


God damn HAARP over here keeping us at home and shit


It’s #fanderspridepositivity today!! -


Snub means insecurity.


May I choke on my saliva this year whenever I start oversharing things about my life.


A stuffed crust pizza sounds delicious right now.


dressing up for no reason was supposed to make me feel better


mys, armys, blinks e onces me sigam !


Why does it feel like now that gas prices are going up my tank gets to E quicker?


.40 Cal Hit Yo Man Cuz He Came Witcha


I can still hear GOOOO OOOMPAAAA


I need to do volunteer work for this class, 10hrs . So lmk guys


Im gonna lose it


The only thing I hate about Fall in Michigan is those nasty black bugs be everywhere


sheesh officially got laid off


seeing black widow tomorrow


If fortnite wasn’t a thing, what do you think you'd be doing right now? Also, since fortnite is a thing, gifting a few lucky people who retweet + drop their account name!


I wanna make a voodoo doll of this nigga and sticks pins all through it


I truly want the best for every single one of you who follow me and also those of you who don’t. You deserve to heal and grow at your own pace and of your own accord. I’m just here if you want some guidance to help you do that


I going to stop coming home so late . Wtf is wrong with me ?


.@Kiss951WNKS Ello! May you play “Streets” by @user Thanks so much


why am i not getting notifications from instagram


I want snack wrap bad asf


I have so many parties coming up to attend I can’t wait to get dressed up.


Both "Guardians of the Galaxy" films & all the Star Wars films are considered Xmas movies to me Don't @ me....


Hi @user - looking for a class set of Journey’s End if anyone has some available


Reminiscing on stimulating conversations with talented humans @DROELOEMUSIC @thequietbison


3 grizzies of dat Derek chauvin in da spliffinton shit hittin!


I really don’t like how fast it gets dark outside.


Oh, and there's a tsunami warning too


ok i just needed to troll real quick


All my kiddies that started school today had a good day.


I don’t think I have any words for the kind of energy going on lately tbh


I cry everytime my baby gotta get hook’D up to them machines


I even gotta thank Mother Mary for the pain cuz the kid about to make another hit from the sadness


I just did ah lovely mashed potatoe with lamb stew. I better start selling


“Why is your hair curly? I don’t want you have curly hair anymore” okay good cuz they ain’t growing on your head anyways


Her jeans were fitting her last night


Yalll why this little girl just tell me “don’t break my bed” when I sit on her bed


i h8 this and I want to go home


i need to sleep but i wanna do smth


Anyways! Never been happier! Did some light yoga, tried a new pie recipe, and then a spa day with my girls! I’m sending positive vibes to everyone.


O boy! This woman


not my hair melting after less than 10 min of bleach and having to cut off 1 year of growth


that shit just blew me why would they not put sour cream in the food


Damn I’m single single nobody come to mind for taco Tuesday


I didn’t watch Nelly vs. Ludacris but did Luda play Lovers & Friends because that’s worth 1000 points


Something went wrong with my order and now I probably have to wait another 3 weeks for my Genshin themed tea to arrive


Wife came through with the exhaust for the ZL1


I need a prvt account


I'm not a morning person that's why I always sleep in the morning


george must love this game so much since he keeps dying and redoing the same part over and over again


Me and @user are already thinking about what we are gonna do on our first day out of isolation, like a brand new beginning


Love to see that! Hope Forest get up now


ALSO AHH TY FOR 200


Wassup, You be lookin good today! This year is your moment~~~ Amazing seeing you~~~


Fuckin hate when I’m gonna run the light and then the person in front of me stops at the yellow


Happy birthday @miniminter big 30


ok lets be productive today!!!


hoping i don’t get ill today donating


Ion wanna hear shit about Covid number on the rise


Made my peace with it...........


This week so far...


Im not friendly, nor will I ever pretend to be. Whore.


OMG I freaking LOVE Shrill on @hulu - why has it taken me this long to start watching?


I can't believe taeil doesn't like rain lmao I love it


I love that I have to spend like $80 buying the boy a new shirt, tie, pants, and dress shoes so he can blow melodic fart noises from his trumpet one time, during a one hour 7th grade band concert.


There's a fucking rat in my house. I won't sleep until i reunite that nigga with his ancestors


Even if crypto could be dead .. I'm still collecting them .. they are so beautiful!


So I’m just hearing that some of you people talk dirty to yourself when you masturbate? Interesting times. Carry on tho.


Closest to feeling happy I’ve gone to bed in weeks, progress


The world just doesn’t want me to have tacos today I see


it’s the fact i try to escape glee and then dianna finally posts


im just going to keep quiet


Started with paper trading on #thinkorswim platform. Keeping it realistic - beginning account balance is $1500. Trade sizes never exceeding 10% of total. Day 1 - took some option plays early on SPY near zones. P/L: $54.00


I’m just gonna go ahead and admit that #ITCOAS is late because I’ve been busy drawing, forgive me


Ya rabb don't let us die unmarried


are u guys taller than me?? i'm 5'1


trying to find a new therapist but i hate the fact you have to pay so much for each session …but mental health matters tho


So it seems Pritzker hasn’t changed the stay at home order because he don’t what’s the best date to extend to based on current trends


Hurts my heart to see the elderly people walk


Started my drive 5 hours ago it was 55 out now I’m in 105 degree weather


The foundation of each and every household is a woman not man


dawgg i been feeling like im not getting enough sleep .. and ian fw it


If you qualified for the stimulus check, you probably don't have enough to buy that Ford Bronco right now.


My thanks to all who shared my #OCD article


Every year round this time me get sick


He get the money and flip it for real


I love shit posting in the family group chat cause they just completely ignore me


The new Ghost album brings me so much joy


I might be a patient person, but if you try to threaten me for something that has nothing to do with me using my kids, that patience is out the fucking window


see how I switched it up on you .. you don’t know who you fuckin with


I'm totally not watching a K-Drama for the third time and still enjoying it.


seasonal depression AND election anxiety


I want him dead


fuzzy tids.


So y’all are no longer buying Yeezys?


Then when you tell ‘em they thirsty they go into narcissistic rage


Oh dear God. I feel like making SHINee carnal memes


I don’t even be mad at people fr, I just thought you were realer than that NoBap


feelin sick af


Heard StephanieBertini talking on @user and had to make sure a 12 year old wasn’t the née correspondent. Her voice ….


i get forced to wake up early now


Everyday i rush out of work to go see my baby. I finally got something to look forward to after work


Treat this p*ssy like a prize, baby u gotta earn in


I want a new profile pic but I can’t find one I really like


men: “I don’t like wine” me: well maybe I don’t like u


Sooo vegas next weekend


im a yoimiya haver


Applying my press-ons but waiting to do my last thumb so I can easily round.. Is this relatable content?


i will never forgive me for downloading mx player just to watch this show!


A slice of pizza is so nice during a long day in class. . . And, a cookie is a nice way to end the meal.


watch out for the time i draw both versions of hanma shuji


Love class of 92 on sky. Gary Neville currently trying to sign Will Grigg on this latest episode.


I hate November


MOAs and anyone else — was there a Frost stage at the TXT online concert? And if so, feel free to point me in the direction of a video?


Heater is broken, the flat is at 11°C, plants are dying to the cold, and we dont know for how long because the broken piece is not in the stock NICU


Stop tryna do baby hairs if u don’t kno how ! Stop starting them closure in the middle of people heads . STOP PLAYING IN MFS HAIR ! You KNO u don’t kno how to do itttttt !


Clearly @LindseyGrahamSC cannot & will not get over the fact that Judge Childs was not Biden's nominee for the #SCOTUS & he's clearly being his usual smart-ass pompous self today towards #KetanjiBrownJackson He sickens me! Showboat jackass.


watching channie's room


These online deals though


Craving for Mang Inasal


And ion miss no ex, ion miss no text. I choose not to respond


my ig stories becoming a meme account


oh damn happy 4/20 gamers Hope you all had an epic dank af day


Anyone ever heard about those monks whose monastery is built on the side of a mountain? They're living on the edge


I wanna order a outfit


The secret of a long-term romantic relationship is mainly based on 4 principles for me: 1. Love each other 2. Respect each other 3. Have projects together 4. Admire each other As long as you have this, it works. Surprisingly, I find it’s the same with your colleagues.


Different people bring out different results. Choose your partners wisely. May it be a friendship,relationship, our family ties. Life’s too short for unhappiness


Uh oh, just saw my dad is on Instagram


Loyal & dirty thats my type


Should I end the random heel and robux giveaway?


i can tell the moon in aries everybody on my timeline talking shit 8)


Don’t stop hatch back Shaking that ass on Snapchat


In the mood to re-arrange my room


Can’t talk right now, hot girl summer is in full swing


Would be leaving the streets soon... I'm taken y'all


I decided to go head and get my lashes done. I'm just mad I can't get them done for new years. I hate being last minute lol I asked her weeks ago if we were doing anything for new years eve


Why is SAAS not in my bank yet


fuck i sent my irl a screenshot on twitter and they were like haha why is olivia ur pfp and i was like just testing things a ha ha HELP


my goal to make Myra fall in love with San is complete now time to make her fall in love with yeosang


so happy to see Indian fashion blogger in Paris.


Oop feeling unmotivated for todays gym sesh? just check insta for a min


One of these bitches sprayed too much shit on and it’s been lingering for like 30 min. I can taste it through my mask


Just fucked around and got my first dose


Aye it's crazy to see you trending g. @smino I'm proud of you brodie. Forreal.


This mucinex gone have underrr ion even want to go to work rn


When a respected football journalist says an American player is good but overhyped because they’re American… woo it’s just all serotonin baby


Both my @100Thieves and my @OpTic hoodies shipped and I’m wondering which one I should wear first


Capriccio got me drunk already


Emily is the definition of Snooki


if not me, then pls tell me who


I swear a fucking car can make you lose yo shit


Not Wolves related but this debate came up in the pub earlier and I wanna get your opinions it.... Who's better?


It’s a great day for a shitty professor to have his position terminated and his name placed on the do not rehire list


good luck to everyone watching silent witness tonight! hope you all survive and looking forward to catching up tomorrow


i just deleted like 100 more tweets


I need a pandemic pen pal


my boyfriend said the sweetest thing today


I’ve got the worst phone battery in fucking America


My mama got this damn dog spoiled af man


I had a interesting dream I seen Hillary and most of the heads of the FBI during the Obama administration and people like Comey and McCabe wearing handcuffs. Then I woke up


One thing homophobic relatives forget is the financial support you offer. They always realise how toxic homophobia is when you cancel them, ultimately taking the burden of airtime, data and electricity costs off your shoulders. Just vibes, I really move!


im turning 23 next month!!!!!!!!!!!!! what do u mean i’m still 19!!


Edtech is over-hyped! From a Tutor's Standpoint Where's the fun Jab Tak Student ke sir pe dande rakh ke naa khade ho


Anyone wanna present for me tomorrow


Removed 600+ connections on LinkedIn


The finest ones on the TL be living so far away


2nd set of pictures Saturday


Hey @Telstra is there an outage in Greensborough? Outage page saying no but nothing seems to be working!?


We taking off 2021!


Season 2 of umbrella academy was great


I see a couple fine ass women who just followed me


After we smash the sky blues on NYD we’re going to be just 9 points off the top. Title charge is back on baby


need to buy lightiny and svt sg


loona queendom performance


currently learning about accounting scandals while simultaneously watching the world cup


heyheyhey,


I'm gonna make my own Junhyeok tote bag


Trying to log into my professional Twitter accounts but the 2FA text never arrives, any help @TwitterSupport ?? I use twitter on a daily basis for work and can't log in to @user @user and other accounts


missing zara on stage


if demarcus was here our ass would be sum where eating out err morning


Busy today will be active tomorrow


Wish I was drunk on Caltrain omw to a giants game rn, I guess ill go to work tho


A visit to Transmountain is needed


You get what you believe, you are what you believe to be, so be kind to yourself and your inner talk.


These Panamanian people are so beautiful!


#Ulta is my favorite place


I took a good nap in the sun


Bro literally what is happening this would be like me attacking the marvel fandom and then saying they're ableist because I have epilepsy when they defend the thing they're a fan of. My epilepsy would have literally nothing to do with me not liking spider man


Charlie Day is actually trying unlike Chris Pratt


I’ve noticed when I’m having a bad day I just want to o the gym


dentist in two hours can’t wait to cry


I haven’t seen anything on how many times Pop Smoke was shot.


Now if these MFs start giving out free housing for getting the vaccine then I might just consider it.


Jacobs graduation is next week


Gundogan and Sterling


Nothing pisses me off more than randoms who stare at u. Like can I help u mf????


I finally made some rotel dip


Jeff bezos the richest man on earth? where his hellcat at ?


just had a student turn in a story that is shockingly racist


Who are you? Cause you're not the boy I fell in love with


I be fucking her & choking her like Bart Simpson


My sisters spoiling me


Drunk bowling w my hgs this week


If I hear one more rapper use that left hand ginobli bs ass line


we’re so close to umrah


hello, where's my spotify wrapped for 2021?


WE STAY ROWDY IN THE MIDWEEK


I’m wound care certified but fuk a wound vac bro


For all my work everyone stole from me the past 4 years, you’re graduating bc of me, yw


God is amazing man


i just want exovelvet content


I don need forgiveness,i need second chance


As soon as the pandemic is over, I'm gonna be "workatoning"


listening to club penguin pizza parlour theme just to feel something again


Lost my wallet on Friday but someone called me today saying they found it and everything was in it. Unfortunately I already canceled my cards but I get to avoid the DPS bs


Team A or L?


Females with pretty feet did y’all eat yet


ibizou dms


This week will be your last chance to purchase a Spacebud at a reasonable price. Once smart contracts drop new buyers will be looking for THE NFT on Cardano. Spacebudz will moon


The fact that the 3 for $10 at Chilis is now 3 for $10.99 goes to show how inflation is really affecting us


Really rough day(s) :< thx friends tho,


Me siento re sexy hoy


The same God that gave you the idea! Will give you the clients!


9 more people should totally follow me if u are sexy


I am thankful for the very few people I have in my life that are genuine with their love and support.


If America was such a great country They would’ve paid for my Summer House like the Chinese Government did Joe Biden,


I don't got a bestfriend, she fake af


lrt the way I scrolled past this tweet when it popped up on the tl bc I thought I wasn’t going


i'm doing one myself, if you're my mutual you're great and perfect


i always wake up in the middle of the night so motivated and inspired , i love it. back to bed i go


good evening y’all. about 24 hours out from villaNOva getting put on it’s neck


the only validation i need is my plug sending me red hearts


it’s hot asf to b doing my own hair right now bitch


I thought it always taking at least 3 tries and multiple trays to get impressions done at ortho was bad, but 4 tries & 2 different speculums had me almost pass out on the walk home from an office that's literally around the corner from me


After the lengthy delay…we’ll go back to the power play, 5x4. 1-1, 1:00, 1st #NewMass | #Flagship


What the fuck you mean you needed time to yourself, but your ass on Snapchat turnt the fuck I’m confuse ￼


It's so weird to look at my calendar and see nothing on...no activities, no games, no events


Just spoke my brother, and he's coming down to see me next week! He's coming to keep me and the kid company while my husband goes to the Netherlands to see Iron Maiden. Can't wait to tell the kid that one of his favourite uncles is coming down, he's gonna be so excited


anyone got a link for the Netherlands game literally none of the ones I’ve been sent are working


Ima just keep my distance I’m good on everyone


169 followers on Twitter dot com and no one to force feminise me


Kids always stare at me and smile and I wave and play peekaboo with my hands and they love it Such angels


i’ll be doing a new interaction list so if ya wanna be on it just drop smthing in comments


USA taking the World Cup


$CRM Earnings calls PreviousEPSRevenue Q3 2022Beat 37.89%Beat 0.88%


The only reason I’m not binge watching High Fidelity on Hulu is so that I don’t fall in love with Zoe Kravitz because...whew


Im drawlin for wanting garlic knots?


Chelsea is no longer a club to rely on. I remember when Stamford Bridge was impenetrable no matter how poor our team's form was. Now it is as widely open as the Ashawos of Gimbiya Street, ready for any visitor to explore.


Minecraft update hits today!!!! Planning on messing around with it before launching a YouTube Let's Build type series


Kellie my face is cold


Ard I need a nap now


Not 1 Nigga Stepped Up To Say I Take Care Of The Whole Funeral Y’all Is


Life is gonna be great. Ima chase my goals and be someone successful. I know I will


Mf Always Assuming You Doing Shit Wen It’s Really Them


You won’t get City off top now


i love how music can fix my mood. i can feel that shit in my soul


there’s some ppl that i just wanna choke


lol did she just talk abt herself


Butler Slams It Into The Rim!!


good morning shitheads !!


pause bc some people really deserve each other


Claim say uh bad, let uh gun do the talking


a message for mr. spencer-bunko funk-little man-big man-stinky-stinkers-stink-o beans-pinto beans-printer-wimperton-pimbleton-Wimbledon-timperton-Tim Burton-squimbie-squimbledon-etc. nestor: what the fawk was that demonic screech


Life is definitely a simulation. How the hell do bugs come out knowing exactly what to do but we need to be taught for years, but we’re the ones with brains


1981...that may or may not be the year I graduated. It's also how many followers I have. Thanks to all who got me there. Kindness is rampant here in twitterville. Hugs and have a great day


Anybody watchdd the brave ones? Im looking at it


Super Wrexham


Chest & triceps today… Who’s going to let me bench them ?


I wonder will Shack cut Jaice and Zhai hair?


So the cactus jack burger is just a quarter pounder with bacon and shredded lettuce added


Imagine going on your vehicle, not knowing that its gonna be your last time


Tomorrow to work then a nice longgg weekend off


If you find me eating good while owing you, let it known that I’m trying to stay alive by eating so I can pay you. You wouldn’t want me dead yea?


The writing is never on the wall


He took “ show working ” too literal


My mum will think I'm possessed if I go use the treadmill right now but I need to clear my head


I hate the week before vacation! It’s so much shit to do with such little time


Half of the timeline are celebrating BTS’ achievements and the other half are dealing with a very pressing issue... so conflicting feelings


This nigga be trying to piss me off so bad but the only person who gonna be pissed off is him when i punch him in his shit


I came straight home and put my chicken in the oven


Omg I’m about to cut up chris


A year ago today I was being a ruff ryder


we got them hell cats but we dippin in durangos


Blessings on blessings, we stacking up


lily deserve everything and i love her so much


Reading through student reading reflections - “If it’s @user I’ll read it.”


my dads official verdict on the vlog was that it he liked it and he found the part about the security at the orlando airport to be the most interesting part


My heart made of gold ain no swapping out


WHY ARE THERE SO MANY UNANNOUNCED GUESTS TODAY, idc I’m not leaving my room


BITCH I JUST REALIZED WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I FELL IN LOVE BRO???WHEN??


Feel like making some club sandwich and lemonade


You know you want two bitches why lie about the shit


when bestie steals ur burp


Dagenham & Redbridge matches have seen 50 goals scored in them so far this season They've played 12 games!


Who he been watching cook?!


Hot Toddy time! Kill this bug before it gets started.


KTH1 gon’ pull a MONO i just KNOW IT


My IG has refused to open since yesterday


You will all be pleased to know that I feel much better than I did on Friday. But not well enough that I put the plied yarn on the niddy noddy yet. If there's any volunteers


Yup! Social Media Intern at Skittles is getting fired today


Aye don’t gas Trav up @user Trav the sweetest lick I know, and if he aint got robbed then I’m sure Allendale the safest county in SC


Co-parenting done right = having my boyfriend & bd there for Xavier’s first day of school lol… well it’s a start


Congrats USA but you're gonna face Netherlands next


The song I Got with BG Lonnie and Kee hard af


“Your thoughts are scarier than they seem”


So...They really haven’t approved none of my work days for March?!? Ikyfl


I am enjoying not having to sit in traffic


BILLBOARD BEST


Beer is so overrated


Amo lanche do Bob's


I’m waiting on amazon to deliver one more of my skin care product and I will be starting a new skin care routine


I sat in on my first IEP meeting today. Let me just say that Special Education is really my calling


5 classes away from getting this degree bruh, let’s fucking get it


Tsukasa and Amane kissing after brushing their teeth, fresh like death


Imma just chop my foot off and start going by Toby. They really got me slaving in here lately.


wooseok from pentagon doesnt really look korean


Maguire marcando por distanciamento social


Simple happy private life


Leave love alone, and try to make more


I’ve got about 2 more weeks of being a “stay at home kitty mom/house wife” so naturally I poured some wine


I fucking despise my parents another day without fucking batteries


Positive news about the lifting of restrictions and plans already being made for the start of the new season.


This meal I’m cooking tomorrow is going to be exquisite


If your Kuda account is still available, you're on your own. Clear that account now and delete that app. Una no dey hear


I check randomly every day to hear from you… other than being able seen you in my mind and hearing to some weird thoughts can’t really tell what you are up to…


makin siang makin gloomy, what a perfect weather to snuggle under the blanket


Anyone for gbs with my irl


wake up in the morning brush my teeth before i see my queen


With you, I could never be shamed And I usually never say never Aw shit, look at me today


Nothing but good news this month, it’s time!!


Still craving your KISS


just played mc with lily & apple, FEELING EPIC


I cannot believe I ate McDonald’s last night


finished almost everything just one more lesson to revise


Good job @packers , you didn’t do jack shit again before the trade deadline. Our front office is a joke.


If you love Game Of Thrones and/ or Peaky Blinders, you’ve got to watch Gangs Of London. Features the characters of Catelyn Stark and John Shelby. An epic show! Thank me later


can we bury the puck?


Just got out of bed and realised that my heating is on.... at 11:23pm wtf! I’m 99% sure I didn’t boost it.


man i’m so proud of my girl


While the outside world experiences #chaos, that doesn't mean you personally should experience that as well. Invite Comfort into your home, specifically, the Comfort #CBD Bath Bomb


i watched the first ep of nijigasaki its been so long since i watched anime or was into love live so its a nice change of pace, heard good things about it so im excited


May 30 through June was the worst days of my life last year.. I’m dreading it to come back


If you only want to work at your new job that’s fine, but maybe let your old job know, so you’re not calling out 24/7 and fucking over all your coworkers.


tommy can’t die pls


One of my goals is to read more books in Spanish this year. First book done


qt header


happy rent day


#TheArchers Well that could of gone better.


ya dime q m quieres volver a hablar


restaurant closed before 6pm bro


Idc if u a fake freak when we link you doing what in them messages


UGH JAY B IS SO FINE


This my week 2020 really abt to start for me


“Physician assistant” vs “Physician’s assistant” is like the difference between “Assistant Regional Manager” and “Assistant TO the regional manager”... there’s no “‘s” after Physician


I reall want a baby blue 69 Chevelle with white interior omg


The good memories at adventure USA


Uhn uhnn all these ppl came follow me


I feel like every piece of wood furniture in my house some how some way gets chipped, like WHY. I know I have a 3 year old but I know she is not over there chipping a way at my stuff. I just want to keep my stuff nice


Is there a mental illness in the air that when I ignore you, you think I like you? Tf going on


A strong margarita and some chips with salsa sound good


Goodmorning december be nice to me


hoping tx will take Oscar back as a royal pick, I don't like him being at rank 17


Really hate the idea of a shootout


i tried to snort it away… or whatever solange said.


// send me stuff?


I love going to eat with my mom she be ordering a little bit of everything


Then she does it by saying “Kris don’t u want something good to eat”


sooo i forgot to cancel my yt premium after availing the trial lmao ok hello another month of premium


I’m almost at ep 800 on One Piece


Today I quit my job and left a toxic work environment. I have all the faith in God that it'll all work out.


Got so many new followers, this Scientist expansion is awesome


I forgot how much Sh*te Wee Chesney talks!!


Hitomi cakep bet


this is chels, inspecting! if you see this post, can you please tell me how are you feeling right now?


Water sign gang


Fraudliners not paying people anymore so some of their gang members are now officially Tai PR : QTing Tai PR tweets, and calling Priyanka Tai ‘s molester. Nothing can be more heartbreaking than this, today on June 14th! Shame on all you Vermin… yuck


My cousin told me how much he paid in rent and I was literally in disbelief. Worcester really wants to charge folks $1950 for rent and then wants people to make 3x that… all to live in the middle of the hood. Please make it make sense


At a cafe and 2 old men are talking about the housing crisis in #yyj explaining how the children managed to buy a 700K condo thanks to money from their parents… @jwsthomson would love this


only a qtr but i like watching this team way more lol


everything will be alright, they said.


Dawkkkkkk


Can you take me to the ivy im fed up waiting for uber


Was MJ really that good or was he just ahead of his time?


i'm expecting a minayeon selca today


Life sucks sometimes, I just wish I could go back in time and change ALOT of things ...


I can’t wait to show my growth and accomplishments after this summer. It already feels incredible


Basit


I’m still sick bout paying rent


wow i played my second Sombra game in Overwatch 2 and then server problems


I’m my own peace. But ain’t it grand when you find someone to match that


No one is doing it like me. To every celebrity that posts that “post a picture of “ I make them post pics with Gwyneth. It hasn’t worked yet but once it does you’ll thank me


There’s a whole lot of crazy on the left


a 2 minute shower sapnap baby what


TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF 1. Ujunwa 2. Single 3. I have none 4. 5000+ 5. Twitter 6. I have none 7. L*goon 8. Nigerian 9. 2 10. 0 11. Fake people 12. This year 13. Myself 14. She seems cool DROP AN EMOJI I'LL SEND YOU THE QUESTIONS


Might mess around and get back into a little bit of art this summer


Feel like me phone guard up eno, it just start get hot


I think the time may have come for me to leave the birdie app, xa kuzobatalwa ngoku... Give me 0


I been feeling motivated all day then the news I just got


Dropped 15 pounds the last 3 weeks


can they go back to being live on vlive i feel like an outsider atp


Waiting till 11:00 so that I dont miss #newmusicTuesday tonight ...... should be zzzzz but its just one of those nights


It’s my nose that’s blocked but somehow my eyes and ears are affected


annoyed asf


lol a nigga got cornrows


The past 4 days have been so good. I was slipping into a bad place and now I feel so much better. It’s so good to revamp your mental health and the beach, drinks and love from family/friends definitely made my heart happy.


How cavani was free my god some player


First time we put 3 passes together in their half and we score


2022 will just be a continuation of self love and peace for me


I’m absolutely not paying 9k for online classes its a joke. Must have “mug” written across my forehead if Cambridge thinks I’m actually going to be ok with that


It literally just hit me that I’ll be turning 25 in 3 months! I’m half way to 50


I really don’t wanna do my HW rn


Good morning Liverpool advance to 16 rounds! Well done boys


My little dirtbag


My hay fever is really fucking me off rn


i added a woman to my twitter circle because i’m a feminist ally


ghanaian girls and “ aye, so don’t you miss me ? “


I hate working why can’t I just get money and stand here like this


Its been a great day. With some team work, good intentions, and a little luck my friends and I brought a little justice to the world


feel like my dog could write a better assignment than me at this point


I can't fucking stand @user


I Need A Caesar Salad From Gyros


Haven’t bust out the fleshlight in awhile


Oh shit lol


Miami part 3 coming soon


JoeJoeMama’s favorite meal is orange chicken made in Turkey. Sounds interesting…


I’m out the mud I’ll wash my face with a dishrag


Running up this money been a breeze


34 points with 3 minutes to go in the half against Orlando.


my personal twitter got hacked, i got back in, and now it’s locked


logging off, take care my dears


Hi to my new found moots


SLS DC Meetup RSVP is officially closed! Can't wait to see everyone there. If you can't attend the actual meetup, we outside all weekend


Ms Rowe tjwaterfall


fan de las nuggets


you're making a fan account for a fiction character? cant u rly accept that your favorite author is a trash


OMG I HAVE AN IDEA


Situation in a country called #Yemen; -Battle between Houthi militia, which controls capital #Sanaa, and Arab Colletion AC+Yemen Gov. -Battle between Yemen Gov and Southern Transitional Council STC ,which controls Southern capital #Aden -Battle between STC and Qaida 1/2


When that ball came to Boyce all he thought in his head was take this Jamie MacDonald. Great finish


I’m so glad I get to watch Triston Casas and not Bobby Dalbec every night


Someone study Thiago’s brain


Wisdom teeth-1 Me- 0. 0/10 would NOT recommend.


Live your life the way that you want to live it, don’t let other people live it for you…


I need someone to spam on tiktok and Instagram


to quase dando unfollow


should i do my top four 2020 pics


is playing league of legends a red flag??


The perfect husband & wife experience each other sexually on their honeymoon.


there's still s2 of ratched ok & the linda tripp role is gonna get her accolades i just know it


Can’t wait to meet all the future collectors who join us as we keep building


Reckon Biden has it, by 20/30 electoral college votes. Put my money on Hillary last time though


Wow that nap I just took was amazing


Yes, brain, mug on the hotplate and coffeepot on the counter, that's exactly how it works.


New router installed today. HOPEFULLY magically my internet speeds are more stable moving forward. Absolutely no guarantees.


i need to meet a good girl fr not someone that everyone can have ive has enough of those bitches


Anyone seen the trailer for Wheel of Time?


Aningimeme on NYE


When i saw that i really trust my instinct


How the hell do you take my money, then claim you returned the money?? Lies!


Fill in the blank Friday: I'm inspired by _________. Let me know in the comments below


My favs tab is a filled with skincare products, DBT, ways to treat depression/anxiety, pieces on borderline personality disorder, porn, workouts, shit I wanna buy, politics, books + articles that I’ve read + found interesting + more skincare/anti-aging routines = my brain


im sadly re-rting my older art bc i cannot draw much recently


i’m in such a good mood today, i love it


~By the way I am making a bold prediction that India will not lift the t20 world Cup this year too


When most of y’all are excited for taxes… I’m dreading it. I have a years worth of itemizing, receipts, donations, records, medical, insurances, & business shit to organize…. With NO big refunds or any refund at all. I should just live off the government and get 10k back


Waiting for the day someone hits me w their car so I can be set for life


Vivir catando muestras is my passion


Would U stay with a MAN that pays u 800K monthly but beats u every once in a while??


Massage tomorrow & lashes Thursday


I’m making my own lemon drop martinis going forward


Have my Photoshoot today and I am cosplaying a smol BOI Fuck I hope I don't get arrested shooting at jewel without a mask


apple users excited about a color


Stuck between being too down to go to Anytime to workout, and being too down for not going to Anytime to work out. That make sense?


The path I’m on rn, only a grown ass man can come with me!!


i’m bored i’m finna send my friends my sex videos


You will never see me set myself to depend on a bitch or a nigga


Do you want me or not cause you holding up the line


i just hope h/alseys new album isnt full of baby stuff,,,


i just wanna be fingered and whispered nasty things in my ear


can someone make me like two lily record players please


Nothing worse than pre ketchup or mustard skeet


Whats stopping me from watching 10 episodes of one piece every day


Something I constantly think about is getting ran over and instead of the car hurting me, the car ends up getting dented my fat ass body


Mane petty


maybe i’ll finally weigh myself today just to feel pain


Who is getting baked


documento check


Randomly remember how I, @user and @user found out Juice had passed.


Shota Tenko getting bathed by babysitter Touya who can’t keep his hands to himself under the water. Tenko makes the cutest of sounds as Touya’s fingers rub over his clit, his little legs parting wider like a good little slut he is (daddy taught him really well)


losing a family member is the hardest thing ever


…So is there a Mrs. Noodles?


Y’all let me tell you what I was successful at today… giving myself the ick about this guy I’ve liking for almost 2 years. Like I really did that!


Blow so much gas, I can’t let em breathe.


Never let a lame mf make you do lame shit


I told her pack her spend da night bag she gone tell me “I gotta babysit”


Need girl friends out in the H. I’m tired of getting cute and going shopping alone


dad: walk to my work after your appointment it should only be 10 minutes the map: it is 2 km away


i don't understand, why do some people ask if shows that are FREE on youtube are also available on paid streaming platforms?


Made some arroz con leche for cold and for dia de los muertos


cleaning and rearranging my room is therapeutic


I hadn’t gone to the gym in 3 weeks, and I forgot how horny I get after a workout


I’ve started my trainings but I’m excited to when I can officially start my position <3 catch me wearing trench coats


It’s suicide prevention month , please reach out to anyone including me. You’re NEVER a bother ! This shit hits home when you lose a family member to suicide


enroll who


That wasn’t a travel tho


My daddy want me to be everywhere else but my own place.. sir


when i was yelling at my brother he said “I AM THE OLDER BROTHER, YOU HAVE TO RESPECT ME” like i care


I learned a tiktok dance


I really need to stop playin and finish this website


Heat vs Celtics eastern finals


I don’t care if the argument was 12hours ago, if I get new update I’m coming back for round 2


I played it so crazy today


How clinical is Jota though!? My God what an electric player


I’m late to the anime train but i@ here now and I don’t want to get off


Zhongli be like "where r those who share the memories" but venti and guoba are right there


I love how everytime someone talks shit about odazai it causes an influx of new content


just realized i haven’t ate anything all day no wonder im hella grumpy


my absolute favorite house in danbury is on deer hill & i just saw they have a sign for BLM (& pretty much every other issue going on that revolves around human decency) in their front yard & i would like to just move in already


“sapnap is free!“ kindly shut the fuck up


credit score looking beautiful


Shame how people can’t text back but be posting on here


I’m Not Beefing With Nobody Thats Not Fucking Me , Financing Me , Or Feeding Me


I want Longhorn, but i wanna go sit at the bar


Thank you, Jesus, for the gift of your word, the Bible. Thank you, Jesus, for I delight in reading & studying it. Thank you, Jesus, for I do what it says with fervor and joy. Thank you, Jesus, for I enjoy sharing it. Your word heals, teaches & stirs. Thank you, Jesus,


My sister was killed at 15 in the same city , that shit hurt my heart fr


Stop being selfish and send yo nigga a video of you playing with that Rose


B R Right my favorite Trina song


Today after work, when I got home i looked at the mirror and told my self I'm a Spec. Yeah fine girl ni mi. Alhamdulillah


bro I like getting candids of justin and hailey because yeah I like to know about my babies and all, but it makes me feel bad to see how paps treat them like animals and can't let them even have lunch in peace smh I wish they could have the privacy and space that they deserve


You know that big ass famous fountain in Rome? How much trouble do you think you would be in if you filled it with squash?


streamers appreciating andrew garfield


No, like frfr, I’m good!


Andikho happy with those comments on Blxckie's post mna shem


Is Zouma the right choice


lol imagine going on doordash...you want to place an order but the delivery fees plus "added taxes and fees" is more than the food you would have ordered...k


Need to make jollof soon or I’m die


Y’all believe men change for the right person? Or nah they just suck


don’t log in oga mi @burnaboy


fighting migraine with coffee


You ever just see a man with big juicy arms and think “fucking punch me” just to feel the strength behind it


Nice Weather We’re Having


Going to Evios!! It’s been so long


morning semua have a nice day ya


On a low I love Davido jams


Start to work with @user as manager/scouter. Hope we'll do nice things in the future!


Fuck hormones duuuude


what’s your business sam


Wow what a crazy stream. Y'all be thirsty for codes.


Az Gov Ducey is refusing to give federal Covid pandemic school grant money to any schools that have a mask mandate. So if you try to fight Covid, he refuses to give you money the federal government allocated to fight Covid. The Biden administration is demanding a stop to this


just finished my first day of uni and it went really well


Did you know, romaine lettuce is 95.6% water. Drink some water


If you want to be a food vendor, but don’t got all your ish together…just don’t. — you don’t need to sell plates for clout lol some of y’all really don’t be ready for services and hospitality. How you selling food but acting like a DMV clerk ?!


My soon to be 5 year old wants real AirPods he had fake ones for the past 2 years


so weird how@many people encourage their friends to drink and drive


when the teacher asks if anyone has seen this picture and then u raise ur hand bc the teacher has previously shown u this picture


10 minutes added time


Went to the gym and most of the weights were already claimed except a set of 7.5 pound dumbbells. My brain looked at them and said “I think I’m probably geared enough for a +8”


Solo gym-ing tonight


Kostas Tsimikas has to be the best back-up full-back in the Premier League. Every time he steps in he performs


Why the fuck will rangers no take a shot from outside the box ? Would rather keep the ball and go backwards


You know when they said one day your socials would be all rings, weddings, homes, dogs and babies. It happened. Not overnight but gradually and it's actually nice to see people you knew for years growing


I could listen to Steve Kornacki speaking politics and stats for hours. The more he talks the more attracted to him I become.


I want to send people letters for Valentine’s Day


Concerned as to why it’s 75 degrees when it’s almost December but I love this weather


might not have it today but tmr i’ll fs have it


Finally got a month that I'll *hopefully* be leaving for China now so got something to look forward to! Third time lucky so fingers crossed


Ouu twin acting stank


Anybody wanna play among us ?


Ronaldo is the only reason ole still has a job


Is it just me, but when I listen to Say So by @DojaCat I smile