my poor foot


Thought the soap opera was over


I dont feel like Obama still cares about America...


So my mom says the funniest stuff ...so she loves guacamole and was sitting here eating some with her chips.. Mom: they tried to say guacamole isn't good for you Me: who said that Mom: the internet.... Me: oh Mom: im tired of the internet......they always lying....... Me:


300,000+ sex abuse cases in the catholic church? color me SHOCKED. It's almost like they've known this for 30+ years.


Can’t wait for the season to start, maybe this season I’ll actually get pushed over the barrier by people making tiktoks


Sometimes the comments are funnier than the tweet


Who wants to get crucified


Hello everyone, I have been awake for the past 38 hours because of my work, so I'm practicality a zombie at this point and I don't think I can stream tomorrow. I am sorry that I need to cancel the Wednesday's flight. Thank you for your understanding. I'll see you on Friday!


I wish I had more friends to match with, everybody drinkers


Jammin oldies this morning I’m already in a good mood


Any amount my card go obey!!


Not Bentley and Aaliyah on ft yelling at eachother


$MANA or $SAND?


If it takes a group of people to go against you let me tell you something your presence must be strong


When he calls me mamacita> everything else


I’m literally about to show my ENTIRE ass this weekend and idc. Gemini season is 34 days bitches


My meal was trash


Front 3 popping and Assisting each other


$CNS blow's everyone mind just wait and watch


Its not a bit unusual for an American company to ride roughshot over their own company and employees


Y’ALL!! MY NUGGET IS GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER! And she has my attitude already


Listening to ABC NEWS RADIO relentlessly bagging Australia. The left wing activist Patrick Mersey (I think) pontificating on the ‘climate crisis’ - cringe


my stan list rn: treasure, seventeen, txt, and p1harmony


got a cupcake for tanjiro birthday


The best feeling in the world is when your mom tells you that you look like one of the actors from a Hallmark Romance movie


Everyone’s played a match now in the euros and I’ve not seen anything to convince me that it’s not coming home #ThreeLions


Love when my school inbox is crickets when I need them the most


Y’all I pulled my hair out with that quick weave


I'm taking a risk this week. @user "Great American Race" but for musical styles instead. Students are paired with another "agent" to create clues about a style of music. They will then have to solve other students clues and research to find the answers. Wish me luck!


We get 2 episodes of Snowfall tomorrow


I know this one nigga that be chasing after this one bitch thinkin she got it like that but he don’t know her parents be funding it allllllllllllll


Why do I hear my mama in her room on TikTok


Eid 3rd is not like Eid day ... But rather its make sense with Sunday


2021 gonna be a big year more money more gains more holidays I can’t wait.. all my people gonna glow up


I’m 8 away from 1500


Also I keep forgetting to order Reki stuff & I was telling myself to do the cosplays I already have but I just really wanna dress up as more anime boys


Decided that I really shouldn’t mix alcohol at Christmas time with a whole heap of depression


I have lime green toes


Tom Bradby has just called #LizTruss ‘Liz Tress’


Craving Fruits & veggies


Excuse me for being too real


Arsenal down to 10 men now Willian is on the pitch


wait does any1 have any tips for omad


I need to put him up on game but he still living in his tiempos about marijuana being a bad drug


Just got my singlet


-jn hiiii im looking for new m♡♡ts! just rep anything!! dont forget to followback! dn senderr ada emoji


Shit don’t even gotta do with astrology you mfs just pure evil and shitty at heart


Olivia why not go to bed


I can't even feel anything now... I'm just laying in bed thinking how I failed to protect Lovelyz with tears rolling down my face while doing sudoku


i need like 40 more wishes…


I’ve been working on something space-related for a while, then she mentions the Mars stuff. That’s happened before.


women pegging is a red flag


$MRNA i hate this pussy ass weak scared market. So easily manipulated by ghosts and make believe.


I walk around like I’m fine but deep down inside I want my Fenty Skin package to hurry up and arrive.


I really hate being asked how my parent’s are? I am not them ask them yourself if you really want to know


I really be working my ass off.. ima be a rich wife for sure.


Gotta stop trying to find out what’s true and stay true to myself. If it’s Real it’ll reveal.


I used to be hesitant to ban annoying viewers on twitch, and now I take pleasure in it.... possibly too much pleasure


hoe u treat em like a hubby & i treat em like a play


Never, never let the pitcher catch the pop fly


having bad day so spent $200 at sephora n now bri is happy


I still remember my first conversation


The coworker I connect the best with apparently knew my father really well for over 15 years? It was pretty emotional for us both finding out after I made an offhand comment about him. Its so funny to hear all the positive memories people have about my dad however


just a reminder: if I see any sus or hateful comments about any of my faves and especially about my ults, you're getting blocked


Played Super Mario Galaxy today and got raided by @user - @user - @user Thank you so much for passing the love and inviting your beautiful communities over! All great streamers so do check them out~ P.S. Mario Galaxy is SO FUN -Can't wait to play again soon


i want that telfar pink camo hoodie


When I close my eyes then I free myself, no matter where I’m at I just be myself. Come #findme2 bb. S/O @Buddy and @user for forever putting me on


I’m glad I don’t have to buy nobody shit for Christmas


one thing about it, no matter what i face ima always be straight


It’s starting to get dark fast ya


Can i just vent about my day without having someone say “others have it worse” Bitch i know, doesn’t mean my day was any less shitty


hi , i baru joined twitter . can i get 300 followers before Ramadhan end ? rt this and i will follow you but makesure follow me back. btw drop your username instagram sekali kayh hehe


was thinking of rewatching lw actually maybe when im done a complete reunion with hajoon and kanghoon will happen


NIGERIANS AND BAD NEWS


The road ahead is uncertain, but the end is clear


Tryna repeat


Goshhhh I’m already feeling awkward


nah i want whatever the gang smoked in the circle


- I think I can safely say that I'm nearly over COVID now. Hoping this isn't a high before another hit... currently enjoying feeling human again


I went and voted with my mom and when we were walking in she told me I had to vote for Trump and she would beat me if I voted for Biden. Proud to say I didn’t vote for Trump


Blood is no longer thicker than water...Nowadays, strangers help people more than relatives. Relatives only accept you when you're successful


some of y’all are respectful when u ask this but pls stop. i can be non-binary and a lesbian because that’s my business. i’m not explaining it any further. pls go read a book or some shit bc this question is annoying


had to buy a new phone today and honestly I was not mad


my sister about to be 26 in 2 days


Imagine being English.


Some people only be texting you when they want something from you


gun is already at home and opened his packaging


Just turned Autocorrect off b4 i fight this phone


When he steals a picture off your social media and shows you


thinking about when my coworkers husband (atleast 30y.o) messaged me asking to sleepover their house for a week with them


gorgeous gorgeous girls are particular while having crushing executive dysfunction & low capacity for retaining short term memories


probably gonna be late to the practice livestream later bc i’m going to be coming home from my skating lesson but considering that i don’t think yuzu would mind, right?


Cuppy is about to trend for another good reason I'm here for this


which of taylor’s songs do you relate and empathize to the most??


My heart hurts so, so much for @TurnerSportsEJ and his family. Truly heartbroken.


Can we get passed all these one word discussions


what happened earlier tho I was playing games


The world is so corrupt. Watch wat you consume your mind with, your mind is the strongest muscle on your body. #iMOBTalk


Smart lockdown is for smart nation


if max actually dies in s5 it’s gonna hit me so hard like idk if i’ll be able to continue watching i cannot lie


When y’all work on yall stomach! Invite me


"True love stories never have endings." "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." "The best thing to hold onto in life is each other."


Thank you Lord for insurance


Now why my granny gone say snakes like breast milk


I’m sorry but I can’t argue numb encore with gen Z. Because how on God’s earth will you compare numb encore to tootsie slide


I did the math and I can’t afford to live off what I’ll be earning. The bank keeps coming back demanding more info, so I don’t think I’m getting the line of credit to help. I’m screwed lol


Derrick Henry, Aaron Jones and newly acquired Austin Ekeler...


I don’t tweet shit on here to sound thurl I just be tweeting on how I be feeling and it be some real life shit I be feeling to


We're underway in the early #UCl games... Good luck if you have a bet on!


did u guys realize that heeseung posted only 2 selcas of him for the month of May?? and the fact that it's already May 19


Y’all gotta wear the mask in the drive thru too!!!


What stressed you out so much you said “ I’m finna smoke Cigarettes ”


CNN going live with Tiger car accident


Funny how I don’t know how to comfort myself when I overthink


Yo Doge is worth more than UST!!! Wtf


.@geneweingarten I just read today's chat. Tuesdays will not be the same without you.


not me blocking him but still checking his daily horoscope


I don’t know if it was meant to have this effect but @dontlookupfilm just made me so depressed


Randomly throughout the day I giggle a little when I think about the first time Amber said Raven look like Dexter


I'm making a roast, and mac and cheese, and a chocolate cake with buttercream, because my uterus is trying to murder me


#TriviaTuesday: How much did it cost to build the White House in 1790? Bonus points if you can figure out how much it would cost today with inflation!


: Dora, are you his mother???


bruh I’m literally begging him to tell me the truth


stop pressing notify anyway, I will leave it there


//. on my way to make yeneffer, legolas and possibly thraunuil and elrond.


12k soon


Well done to man city on winning the premier league


slowly back to the old me


2s ? Or Rec


I went to school in basketball shorts and a hoodie and got rained on how's everyone else been


Ups line long like fuk


style is playing on the radio


& just like that right back where I wanttttt him


I only turn my read receipts on to be petty and show whoever made me mad that I read their shit and didn’t give six shits


Yeah I’m a bit of a sweet potato, I am a minute amount of a glucose papa, some may or may not say I am ever so slightly a sugar father of sorts


You gotta fake like you don’t know how to roll & roll them terrible af a few times so that they don’t keep asking you to roll up


Results just now are just so weird, can’t pick a bet to save myself


Sell Bruno


I order shit, don’t like it & order more shit like wtf I don’t know how to return shit????


Maybe this is a hot take, maybe not. I know it’s what I’m rooting for. In terms of drama, I think tonight is going to be a big nothing burger. A big, fat, historic nothing burger of Y2K proportions. I think Florida goes blue and we effectively know the outcome by 9:00.


Working in customer service will really test you


Investors have lost 11 Trillion dollars till the month of May


I love spaghetti nights


What a strike Richie Towell


Now that corona is in Syria kell hada bi arrib sawbe arto kaff harerlo sneno


I want chicken nuggets for some odd reason


It’s all fun and games til I start playing foreal


I literally pinched a nerve from giving myself so many orgasms last night


oh shit are we gonna get a new logo??? we're supposed to get a new logo with every era but the current logo is my favorite one and I've only had it for 3 seasons


Good morning fakingsyit


Las Las, No be all of us go make am


Most life experiences are not for regert but for learning


sometimes i can talk myself out of buying things.. other times i black out until i’ve already reached the order confirmation page


One extra nice thing about dating in one's fifties, you don't have to look at your love and wonder what your kids together will look like. Because you already know them and everyone gets along just fine


I got a first in my Dissertation!!! Special thanks to @IainDale because his Boris Johnson chapter in his book, The Prime Ministers really helped, especially with referencing


breakfast 4 every meal


So bhf will stop funding in the future ? Hmm


When you are watching a porn scene, what are your pet hates? What is the one thing that drives you nuts and makes your scream at the screen


Business so good I don’t need Facebook or Twitter. But I’m going to push my business more on those apps when my website is finish! Instagram where it’s at Right now though


Hate When I Catch A Cheap Bitch Tryna Go Big


just remembered that i made a travel playlist back in january


our son googling Kamala Harris right now ...


No thoughts just Sebastian's Gretsch guitars


When you emotion and try to distract your peeps from noticing.. post a butt photo.


Imagine adding someone on snap who u don’t know then just sending them your knob


Hope these tweets about me drop kicking my son if he turns out gay don’t surface when I’m famous


Folks be in 20s and stealin smh u a bum!


Just ready for my review..


Oh, did I mention that I took Daisy out to potty over the weekend and found one of our roof tiles busted in the yard? I swear we cannot catch a fucking break!! August gave us one last kick in the balls.


I’m to young for my knee to be feeling like this


I still can't get over how much of a miscast actress for Ellie is in the Last of Us. How the fuck did that happen... Who made the decision...


Wow so many wrecks on 242 right now


You know up until a few weeks ago I didn’t know we could press the return key on here?


Life sucks and no one will be able to convince me otherwise for the next few weeks.


What the hell is bad bunny whispering in my left earbud during Efecto


Wish you happy as always, coffee 1st ok?


Lengleet


Y’all know them face shields don’t do nothing if you don’t have a mask under them right?


Idc what y’all say the liquor is addicted to me


Walking around in public with your phone on speakerphone makes me want to punch you all in the face. Just thought I’d let y’all know


I’m scared. Draft lottery today


there is this big tiktoker who is verified and the way he treats his cat


“Magic happens when you put people first” - congratulations to our ABSB colleagues for winning a CRA award of excellence for the Uncashed Cheque initiative. You have made a difference for many Canadians. #CRAexcellenceARC


someone complaining nothing romantic has happened in a book 50 pages in, no fucking dip


Yes, this is me sending my M3 requirement documentation the night before it’s due. I don’t always have it together


I don’t take cabs so I don’t even know if these Ja Uber prices are good or bad.


Idk Why Yall Love Comparing Jazmine Sullivan To Adele When They Dont Even Make The Same Type Of Music


I’ll never stretch that way again


saw a raven on my way into work and received a download about an art project i MUST start when i get home


Junsu i will save money to be able to buy your album collection.


this man do everything right I love it here


My mom sent me $20 to mail something and it cost $4.....Wings on you tonight sis


Brats with onions n bbq sauce


we gonna die first before finals week yayyjskqkwk


Harbour Club have my standards for cheesecake so high. I don't even enjoy other cheesecake anymore.


I love my job but it’s so mentally draining


Bruh it is so hot in DC


sorry y’all I’m still trying to figure out what brand niall has bc nothing he has ever said has ever been on a shirt, water bottle or some sticker??????? y’all just be saying anything


now my homegirl sendin me city girl beats


I can’t even concentrate, I got so much pressure and a lot on my mind


White people wanna be oppressed so bad


People say love yourself but I’m just not my type


promise everything is alright


Yeah decade 3 seemed quicker than decade 2.


normalize "the hawk is out" cause it is fucking cold outside right now


That d*ck makes my soul smile


im scared my mom thinks i might have covid


Totally stolen from my feed. how many "hi"s can i get in 30 mins? 5 = flop 15 = normal 25 = known 35 = famous 45+ = fame in person If this flops pretend you didn't see this tweet


This michelada is hitting the spot


I got two more trips planned. Whew this gone be one BOPPING ass year


Kyrie Irving pissing me the fuck off.


Lmao, they r planning na


There’s only 1 place that matters and that’s 1st place trophy


Watching WGM, the one with Minnie and Jinyoung, they were so cute on the show


MAFS Australia is insane the amount of sociopathic behaviour within one programme is


phone home is so cringe pls don’t let that be the real title


bro i literally want


Snapchat ne me dis plus rien


his favorite taurus


Alex is sooo aggressive


Can you guys please say prayers and send good thoughts to my mom? She’s having knee replacement surgery rn and I’m worried and I need a hug tbh


Damn Vatuvei pleads his innocence then pleads guilty...as the saying goes where theirs smoke theirs fire...i would of thought he made enough money from his NRL career


Excited for tonight with my babe @user your bday @ 12 .. love u


So either Boozo’s is genuinely late or the Beeb are just not showing his statement. Either way


Are my students’ exams graded? No. Am I done with that book I’ve been begrudgingly finishing? Yes! My life and soul feel lighter now and my spirit shines bright once again.


Patiently waiting for the retrograde to be the fuck over


Chris Hemsworth. Mmm


there’s this person i run into from time to time irl and i swear he has the deadest eyes and blandest personality i’ve ever seen. ugh im obsessed w him !!


Your version become Expired


i’m finally getting a job .. maybe but wish me luck guys


Buffalo chicken tenders for dinner


I got a taste for some fish and grits


I slick wanted to take JR on that bet but man Boston be bull shitting


if you're going to condemn other people's sexual preferences maybe don't fantasize so openly about fucking the american flag...


I literally need a list when I go to the store


I’m ALLERGIC TO STRESS!!! So please…


I dreamt i was in Berlin and woke up terribly sad that I'm not there and won't be able to visit for the foreseeable future


I just got on @user whitelist


#RT @user @user Yes Marc! All are welcome to jump in and take the ships for a spin during the 2 week Free Fly period!


does joking about my weight make you feel better


Painting helps lol


There are many accounts of late public figures that are still running and its OK. Why is it a problem when it comes to Dr Sindi s own? Some of us appreciate that the family is defending her legacy and they are keeping it alive. l hope the family chooses peace & happiness


*watching any pre 9/11 movie set in new york* c’mon show me those monster twin towers


New postpartum LW! 114.2 lbs


So I woke up this morning with a slight sore throat and my 12 yo brother volunteered to make both of us tea, we drink the tea and I return to the room. An hour later this mf comes in like “don’t be mad, but I didn’t read the label and it was laxative tea” currently on toilet.


Fuck that "you gon' hold me down" shit if you're not for me & fuck that "you deserve the world" shit, you sounding corny! ‘Cause I KNOW I do, I deserve the stars and the planets too


Watching Goofy Movie with My Boy


Work 6 days straight


okay,,, MOTS The Journey i have to tell you that keep wildin’ on iTunes


My kids are always hungry when I’m not Hate a 5:30 dinner


Any questions CBD related? Wondering what the benefits are? Here to help with any queries you may have.


School’s out. ! I have many feelings. (Sniff, sniff, huzzah, high-fives, whoa!) Mostly feeling immense gratitude for my kiddo’s #CPS kindergarten teacher and the many ways she rockstar’d thru the year and our many new realities. Cheers to the teachers!


i got my girl and i still be shy around her lol


Someone posted their baby’s month update on FB and Facebook asked if I wanted to see fewer posts like those. Absolutely


got my 7th piercing


You can’t be a slay queen forever. You’ll regret your actions one day.


Trust your instincts! Trust your instincts! Na my instincts I trust make me enter trouble


I love being underestimated, it’s actually my favorite position to play


Can’t wait to eat wings later


Can’t wait to have my instax printer


Ah... snow...


I’m loyal to a fault like, I’m single but I like one guy and so I will not get my time or attention to anyone else even though he’s not my boyfriend


why the fuck would you tell your employees they don’t have to wear their mask anymore when there is FULLY a pandemic going on then turn around n tell them to put them back on when a surge of cases arises…. like,


nobody believes me when i say i gave myself my dimple but i swear to god it's one of the only things i've never lied about


People be intrigued off my non chalant energy.. realized I cared too much.


ben shapiro talking about how bucky should be captain america instead of sam, just confirms that it should definitely be sam


i want a love email


She really tried to lie about her phone lmao got all caught up when she picked up lmfao I’m dying over here


Dude I feel old now, got Prozzak and Aqua playing in my city tomorrow and younger people saying “who?”


hmmmm today i will play smash. *the first round i get 3-stocked in a minute* nevermind. ive already had enough.


Jesus Tokyo was an entire messs


I love how my body looks now, all with just working out and eating well


i actually pronounce everything wrong and misspell everytjing on purpose


Margarine dabt m3a lmlawi


I went out and came back in one piece today. Thank you Lord


God is Good the MF time


Life isn’t about who’s good and who’s bad. It’s about whether or not you’re trying to be a better person today than you were yesterday


Tacos n Tequila sound like a great idea


God, I hope me & this person are ok


no lip balm works for me


Remain focuse. Your time is coming...


I was having a nice relaxing evening and then Luna decided to jump on the bed and drag her arse along the bed like a dog! She got poop on the bed sheets! She used the litter tray but must have got some stuck to her fur


Laying in bed when I supposed to been swimming and eating bbq


Morning anxiety strikes again


Wtf is wrong with this code?


They be cookin Freddie Gibbs on here


What’s is about a nigga that rely on you to survive that turn y’all one ?


A huge thank you to everyone that has entered our #dunns_wonderfulwildlife competition. We've had over 700 amazing entries!! We will be reviewing all the images this week and will be notifying the winner by Friday 28th Feb.


Impuntualaxo


Go lang move your dream


Ion need the fake love fr


Once dahyun deserves her happy birthday


Funny how life goes, you thought he was sick, now we wiping his nose


Homemade chicken soup kinda day


When one of the biggest guys at the gym gives you props


Texas will turn blue this decade. Manifesting!


Starting to pack now. Who thinks I’ll be done by 6? I’ll keep ya updated.


starting ilyp


Dear @ManUtd fans you shouldn’t be shocked by this result if you have paid any attention to Ole’s team this season. Every time we got a chance to go up in we fucked it. The fact the we took off all our creative players and went defensive should’ve been a flag


thank you God for another beautiful birthday


My school playing with me


the real question about Messi is, if he will play if PSG needs to play vs fc Barcelona (and not a friendly either). Will Leo fake an injury so he doesn't have to play or will he score against Barca? Let's hope for a glorious goal, weaving through the defense


Nothing takes longer than that last minute of the washing machine


just smile and nod


whales over goldfish, any day


It's time to start charging these Mfs with Sedition fuck with these clowns start making examples out these Mfs.Real Talk if me or me or any Black Guerrilla Family we have been murdered or up under the jaii Handle that shit Bitch


I’m exhausted…


currently having a conversation with someone cause he thinks rob isn’t ‘that good’


most popular way to convince someone to buy a coin on twitter right now... This one does a $matic !


too much pain for this night


That save from Fabianski just after half time


Now I gotta wait two weeks


I deadass had to buy a whole new phone for snap


I’m on haikyuu chapter 17...if I read 5 chapters everyday, it will only take me......74 days to catch up to the current chapter (not include chapters updates in those 74 days)


for the first time ever i know what’s going on in class bc i forced myself to read the book and apparently i got ahead


You see the problem with selling beer for a living is it is socially acceptable to stop and have a beer after work, but then that turns to two and then I don’t want to go the gym


Love you bb @zaynmalik


I’ve gained 25 lbs on my own. Took me a lah min but I’m so satisfied rn


leg sleeve coming soon… first session completed


i hate telling people shit and realizing that they actually don’t care. but it’s cool cause next time i won’t tell you shit


Oh yeah the AC in my room is broken so if you aren’t subbed to my site you can tip me at $frecklesandframes to assist in replacing! I live on the third floor and can’t shoot or film without pouring sweat


Happy 3rd birthday George


Oregon this weekend and I can’t stop thinking about all the weed imma smoke


thankful for the shoes I got for my birthday last year


took the wooocckkk to polandd


idk what this pain is but signs point to sciatica and man it hurts so bad


My body is already looking good can’t wait to be able to work out


i kinda just want to cry bc i feel like i don’t fit in and wverybody secretly hates me hey


Back at spending all my free time watching documentations about palestine and we know how this ended last time


Love is Gone into the acoustic version and followed by Walk on Water can’t be beat


tw // medication wow. hold on. I’m actually doing a lot better mentally and emotionally today after forgetting to take my ADHD meds what


not a lot of social distancing being practiced at these NHL Draft rooms


I love flavorful food, I need to taste the seasonings & let it come with some type of dipping sauce


i put my bag of chips in the fridge once when i was high af and was pissed looking for them all over my house


Apparently loosing your job during a pandemic is a DEALBREAKER because apparently I have nothing to offer to the relationship??? Like excuse me what??? Jokes on you sweetheart I got my job back 3 days after you blocked me


The glory of the past is shit


i want some real guy friends like fr, but y’all be too horny.


If you didn't do anything wrong then don't fear to speak... penchooo aisi taisi krke rakh do agle di


im only rich for bbt and my kpop boys


If you think my tweets are bad you should see my life choices.


Obsessed with Pamela Andersons iconic thin eyebrows just like with actual natural hair not sharpie


If you like me, ship me wine


My airpod plugged in my ear for more than an hour without anything playing on it.


Rehearsed. Scripted.


Tired but still grinding.


Anyways good morning and Thank G that I woke up early or else I'm gonna miss my class


I wish I was rich so I could buy whatever I wanted from Pottery Barn Kids


I go rollover this 4 odds


Once you catch feelings toh itni mushkil sey polish kiye saray flirting skills doob jatay haen


Makeup hauls are top tier self care


-If victory is certain,even a coward will fight.But real bravery is one dares to fight when defeat is certain ! . . IMRAN KHAN


It’s like y’all ok with it or something


I’m glad Burna’s PR team now understand the concept of publicity and keeping his name on everyone’s lips just before or after a project drops. No PR is bad PR as long as there’s a proper damage control plan drawn up.


Sometimes you gotta starve yaself to really eat


Kobe was bigger than sports. I gotta get off this app


got some exciting news from my friend today!! so happy for her and i’m super proud to have such incredible and talented people in my life


When u been to jail and did time, u learn how to be alone


im sad. miss @user i need her smile to make me feel better or at least hear them noises she always makes.


ugh flashing back to that time of war.. wl be off from twt for whole day. ticketing period kinda triggering for me


I’m thinking I’ll drop some more smol tiddy on the tl @ 4k


Don’t need a nigga for nothing that’s how my momma raised me


Even on bad terms I’ll go out my way to help people and they’ll still do you and talk to you any kind of way


Y’all remember when Joe Burrow said Cincinnati boring


Hope the fans be allowed back in for the EFL trophy at Wembley in March.


I can smell lateness.


Pretending the caption says prettiest oh wait it does


lemme just buy this ho a fofofo


Folks be so worried about who their replacement is


Chris Brown - Make Love


not that all 3 of my family members declined my ft


i’m so thankful for my boyfriend he does so much for me!


RJ__3000 house parry, let’s do this


Random things that made me smile today? Remembering how my Fighter Fire Genasi got around being Counterspell-ed(?) by doing Action Surge to deal the final blow with a ranged spell. #DnD is fun


The way my future child popped into my head. With his full name. And his full smile. Yes. I know it’ll be a boy. He already exists. Just gotta get pregnant


Made it home safely, my head is killing me tho


Probably about to spend all my Christmas money on a plumber. Love that for me. On that note, if anybody knows a local plumber they trust, lemme know


You know the game is the best teacher niggas will leave ya if they can get the same thing less cheaper @user


Guys…. I’m just saying….. I’m cute


Wow, I need to be more active on this..


I've been taking time away from Twitter the last few days. Mainly tweeting early morning, a few follow ups in the afternoon and then completely logging off in the evening. Its been great to have that free time back to myself and my family again


If it was ride or die then u shoulda been dead by now


This is to inform the general public that our establishment is in need of a SUGAR DADDY. Please drop your qualifications in the comment section. Interviews will happen in the DeeHem. Good Luck


Meek Mill deactivated


just saw a post talmbout much respect to the OG. cool and all, no disrespect, but he looks 25. How old is "OG" status now?


Started watching You from beginning again and I almost forgot how funny Joe is


Stuffed chicken with cheese broccoli & mashed potatoes


To fix my s10 is $355 fml


Tonight is a hot cocoa, animal crossing, music, and being bundled up night


Everybody want to invite me somewhere soon as I don’t have a car


planning to get a haircut


I’m really tired of feeling like I’m retaking my driving test everytime i turn into my damn neighborhood


The world will end, Im just trying to live it up before then


Long story short. My love language is: I’m a words of affirmation bishhh. Talk nice to me


i’m impervious to all psychic attacks,, so don’t bother trying any funny business


kep1er u'll rise


If a bitch don’t like me it’s one sided! Delusional ass hoes


This is like the fourth time I’ve made a Twitter account,, I kept forgetting both the account name and password


im sorry niv, but stony is superior @user ily


Wearing multiple Alex & Ani bracelets, so I’m feeling EXTRA annoying today.


Tommy and DanTDM time


Just realized Memorial Day is coming up


“You are enough”….. says the man I love


Some lil Asain girl just posted up to me on the freeway like huh


When the internet crashes so you get out of class early


My babe is having such a hard time in school and I don't know how to help her


me seeing theultimatedodo on tour “hi debra noona”


i lost myself in ur eyes


Can't get the cat staff nowadays


tryna see do i wanna book a hotel & smoke that hoe out


I needa slim bitch , so i can lift her up when we make love


Always A Great Time With Da Ques!


Haaland no dey play


That 3 goal by dowell was some finish


Why do I have a cold before I have to go back yo work


Today’s one of those days that cookout pissed me off, I said no lettuce and they gave me lettuce and no tomato


i didn’t even do the reading &’ i got a 10/10 - God is good


Idk why a lot of my contacts are missing from my iPhone


why can’t i just have a normal fucking relationship with my dad and not argue with him every single fucking time we talk to each other


Wilson reminds me so much of Whittingham the way he strikes a ball


"I'M SO GRATEFUL THAT GOD NEVER ASKED THEM FOR THEIR OPINION, NOR DID HE ASK FOR MY PERFECTION; HE ONLY WANTS MY 'YES'."


Potvin was great, but he was no bully!


today has been so mentally draining and i’ve done nothing but lay in bed , im struggling


I have a question!! What do you think of me... or what is your first impression of me? I would like to know!♡


$XIOT $BXIOT $RI all part of the XIOTRI environment


Let me set my alarm for the morning


Chelski. Losing at home for the nth time this season...


About to start cooking dinner


I'm so happy we have Christmas Eve, Christmas, New Years Eve and New Years off. Hell yeah I'll take two 4 day vacations in a row.


Got another Covid Booster today. Came home and ordered a bunch of goodies from @user local grocer's Deli and Bakery. I'll be grazing and resting the next 24-48 hours...


Add The Puppet Master: Hunting the Ultimate Conman to your watch list


The Sonic Frontiers hype is kicking in now with it being a week away. Please god be good


Well I had an expensive gym session earlier.. £100 for a new screen because I’m a massive idiot


the way i went from ar50 to ar54 after completing the adventure rank ascension quest


Taillon on the hill tonight


SEND TACOS ASAP


I had a panic attack after the chiropractor so December is off to a great start


New galaxy phone


Make some software to address the minimum wage


Craving KFC..


I try to give people the Benefit of the doubt before I move my own way but fuck it


i keep wanting to disappear from social media and stop posting but i can’t seem to stfu


If I’m not live by 8 I owe chat 20 push ups


Man, I go to this girl’s media everyday


So I tried the JUST eggs or whatever the brand is actually called and they're actually awesome! I did put them in a low car tortilla with a beyond sausage patty tbf, but I wasn't disappointed AT ALL. Didn't miss the cheese, meat, or eggs


wait have i ever been anyones croomf


While watching random YouTube videos and listening to dialects it dawned on me @user is also the voice of market gains...


live tweeting my mental breakdown for your entertainment besties


What’s about to happen in my life I’m so excited for


god said foolish can’t look that good AND have rizz


Can you take shots after a workout ?


Manjerekar saying Sri Lanka feeling the pressure. What pressure is he talking about?


first 352673567235276 replies will be my next tweet


mhhm mhhmm mhhmm. i think loyalfans is the next site i’ll be jumping into soon. Onlyfans & Twitter doesn’t excite me anymore. I need something new.


The whole world has that first time parent of a newborn baby feel.


Who should we add to the #MavixMob next? I’m trying to take this thing to the next level


self reflect: do i really want to open my mouth and give my opinion on this topic because i want to genuinely learn and be corrected and have a healthy conversation or do i just want to say what i want to say because i need my ego stroked and boosted?


Aproko doctor wouldn’t approve what I’m about to do


my suegros been checking up on me all day and im so emotional cause my dad would never


Guess who’s going to unpack everything tonight that she packed bc her I love him & he loves me, we’re taking the next step, so great!, happy go lucky moving in plans got dele-dele-deleted and canceled!? Meeeeeee


286 days till we vote dirty Dems and RINOS out


S/O to the girls who are currently making moves & not announcements. to the girls who are assumed to have fallen off, when they’re really just loading up. the girls who are putting in work & will soon pop out. yea— S/O to US


and I be by my lonesome


I don't identify as an alpha male, sigma, beta, gamma, or rho, bs, nah! I do me. I simp for the people I love and care about. I'm not a difficult person, I'm fun to be with, I don't try to dominate anyone, but you don't cross me! Things could get ugly pretty fast!


Farmer Boys got the best spicy chicken


Mae Bia teaser release tonight in TH. That means it's coming soon!!!!! Wish it was a different kind of genre though but I'm glad Now is taking on a challenging role to add to her profile


car twitter funny as hell man I can’t believe I didn’t find it sooner


Maria is an EmmaRose shipper


Stream will be off till Friday. I wanna give myself a few days to get back to working on videos. Persona 5 and FF7 will resume on the weekend. Thanks gang


I truly am so blessed & grateful though. Amon left me the biggest piece of him ever. Thank you God.


but feel like i’ve seen it 100 times


The american dream unfolding right before our eyes. 2T baby. $aapl


Pleaseee good things for the both of us.


I can’t wait to have kids the relationship my mom has with my nephew is pure comedy


No drag race this Thursday? Cool


can the rest of dtqk show up plz


The way im taking off for 2 weeks for my birthday


I hate being under the hair dryer…omg


Knew I knew that lady from somewhere. Hillcrest is actually just too small. Ayibo


Anyone want to be close friends and talk on discord together and exchange phone numbers


Don’t make excuses for a cheating girlfriend put it behind you


Anyone have a home gym I can use? I’ll workout naked


How tf I get fucked over twice by the same stupid ass corona having ass dude


Dear college professors, I’d really rather not introduce myself to these fucking random ass people, they don’t give a fuck and neither do I. Thank you


#NationwideImpactAward @thekccurrent Keep it rollin’


Knowing that Dahmer got killed by a black man in prison feels rather great


OUCH. I just said something very self-deprecating and I’m shocked with how much I believe it


Ticket found in the pockets of some one some one Boom cancellation of the Nyege Nyege festival Ugandans can’t disappoint hahahah


Mtn will frustrate me


somebody bring me crawfish


Whoa. Anyone else get that interesting e-mail from the Liberal Democrats just now?


Getting these panties all wet for him


If I'm afraid of fear does that make me phobiophobic or something


What you will do, what you won’t do But I don’t need you; I’m not supposed to.


Baby we meant to be you got me smiling all the time


Determined to eat this whole tub of Kalamata olives while watching this football game lol


I like this sub actually. Varane for Greenwood - get the legs going forward and save Varane for City


Iris is watching Slirited Away while drinking from her Kaonashi mug.


Hii, hello, hiii... I had an amazing nap


not me crying in the zoom call with my kids telling them how much I love them


Fan is definitely staying on for me tonight


Head down eyes on my own test


I really just came up off the Indicies


My First 3 months; I get myself a beautiful raise, an promotion, leaderships always been apart of my role, now others seeing the beauty the way it’s formed!


[SHORT HIATUS] hello all, if you are in the middle of an order with me, no need to worry, it will be sent. due to the passing of my great-grandmother, i will be away for about a week with my grandparents. i will be unable to send any orders after tomorrow. ty for understanding


I just want a clear mind in my next relationship


The Super League is becoming a tournament of who'll not withdraw until the end will be the 1st champion


Hug your mom.


Was on a Twitter spaces listening to people just ‘gossip’ and had to get off as that’s wasting energy. Listen… Some of you all need to make sure if you got people in your ears and head… tell them to pay your bills as well, each and every month (that doesn’t change).


TalkWithTee


A winner soccer day. Let’s have ourselves a night! Villarreal ML (-120) 1u


Gemma doesn’t even send this whole charade


Atalanta well done


U can watch me all u want


so like it’s finally December


looks like prefect record store day weather this weekend


All the bring it on movies are coming on rn and I’m happy


ill never get a fast car to look good , i’m copping that mf to impress myself


How are certain content creators not in jail yet?! Like, it’s the law, commit a crime go to jail? Why do they always get away with it. GROSS


all ima say is don’t try to throw shade if you know your hands can’t back it up


Ingrid Andress's, Lady Like (album) is beautiful. @IngridAndress You're amazing


I should have a tattoo that says I’m nothing like ya man…


don't wanna do nothin but win… startin to think that im movin too fast again and again


watches wit mad diamonds be ugly asl you don’t need to buss down everything


and dababy appeared again in my tl


Be mindful that everyone is going through something, it takes nothing to be kind.


I really hope I don’t have to use my emergency bag


literally dni if u ship eddie n chrissy


Austin said he misses my bath and body works addiction… I guess I know where I’ll be this weekend


I think it’s time for something drastic where the tattoo artists at ?


it’s going down down Barbie


i'm just gonna close my eyes for a lil but and hopefully not wake up


Forgot i was washing my clothes


Your next favorite female artist is right here


have to wake up earlier today but at least i have 4 days off after


Fitness Park jarry


i lift like a demon today, what happen


It has to be said but the ‘I got a test’ before piss arsing all over the country for no reason folks are in my shit list


My Nudy Phase was intense Lmaooo played him everyday for a few months


Just dropped a fire ass joint full of live rosin in my tea


i see u watchin, fiending


So someone said, we will look like the relationships we keep eventually


mix it all together and yk you get the best of both worlds


I want to recreate @kennygotsoul "Closer" album cover with somebody's grown brown daughter. We gotta take some extra pics of her playing in my dreads but you get the vibe.


Found the perfect neck tatt


morning teumes~ dont forget to stream jikjin as much as u can and hv a nice day!


I like men that like to eat yo pussy for fun


Imagine leaving from around one desk to come sit around another desk! My day never ends


so I got one of those emails like ‘a bunch of your pins were saved to this board’ why did I click on the board and it was the absolute cutest shit I’ve ever seen


never prepared to walk up the campus hills even after 3 years


downing like half a litre of water in a few seconds after accidentally depriving yourself of it for ages


Nothing feels as good as burning 885 calories in an hour


Everybody working out in this heat right now, I applaud y’all bc whew


Hands all over my mind and body


I really be chilling like i don’t have shit to do


Hello Baltimore


Up @ 4AM for my SOCMED Class


My Christmas gift to myself is ordering my graduation photos


Happiness is coming home and realizing you actually took the wings out to unthaw.


having to sleep on the couch while my family visits bc my aunt REFUSES to share a bed with someone


The beginning of meeting a new person online really feels like an interview


I’ve focused my energy today on harassing and interrogating my co-workers about whether they’re voting or not.


When you get tipsy and start responding to everyone’s story personally


Why am I on lunch at 3 if I’m off at 4


Looking for the best local birria spot


Ah yes I’m still very much in love with everything about frozen


I seriously don't like online classes ... charging too much money


bro sapnaps got this in the bag . it not able to watch but he is gonna win agajn.


You ever just hit shawty with the AWOOOOOOOGA!


i devoted myself to learning how to mix nd master for so many years so i can mix other artists music.. FOR FREE.. and its been completely useless.. because all u edgy fucks think u can do it better by putting a fruity limiter on the master nd calling it a day


appreciation post for lu tbh


I remember when I use to be able to ratio people… lost my powers Fr


Barcelona takes the lead in the 3rd Quarter


The best blunts are the ones with ur titties out


im not yet ready for the pasukan


Omg why am i so paranoid and skeptical fgs ive been checking my email countless number of times since last night just to make sure that I have submitted the assignment and sent it to the right email address. Im so tired of living this way


the embarrassing walk of shame home from the river with a gnarly sunburn and all of my neighbours outside lookin at me like


Liverpool are waiting to see who they can blame before pulling out of Super League


Literally saw an anarchist say “ecocide will stop when workers own the means of production because they will be conscious enough about climate change to alter production so it won’t kill the planet”


Lords knows you be catching my tongue


if we fell off sorry for your lost


Y'all mf wanted this heat now look at us, with sweaty balls n sweaty boobs


watching meli and shiru fight in my notifications


Can someone just come over and make me food. Or something. I am too sad to do so. My brain is betraying me big time today.


When I need motivation I just watch legally blonde


Someone lied on me at work today & I really almost flipped the whole table over...lord if you want me collect unemployment just say that


Feeling like crap so I call in sick, only to get guilt tripped by the boss, gotta love that amirite?


be brave sheen


I been distracted all day


5 faves, 5 tags! Tagged by @user color: Red food: Pizza or Japanese curry song: Heaven is a Place on Earth (Belinda Carlisle) scent: Peach drink: Arizona green tea tagging: Uhhh I don't know do it if you want.


I’ve been a bad influence on a lot of boring lives…You’re very welcome


You have to know you special.. for the world to see it..


£60m for Casemiro? Daylight robbery


Bitch I’m glowing


James bond coupe pop clutch


Over the last 40 years, America's ruling class zapped your wages, destroyed your pension, eliminated your benefits, loaded you up with debt, in some cases poisoned you. They left the guns alone. If the guns were a real threat to existing power structures, they'd be banned.


Big day for @thesilkmen today. Everything crossed the independent panel sticks with their original decision and doesn’t cave into pressure from the #EFL


What if this story of the 15 million leftover boxes of Girl Scout Cookies was created to... sell more cookies??


“Afar” na one mad jam o! @fireboydml i see what you did there!


Intermediate, baby


Making excuses for grown ppl just not my thing anymore and don’t make any for me


Been in MKE 10 mins and already ran into the homie @user


Also Maggie's so ...


Part of being the best is that you don’t talk about it. Others do. People wrote articles, books, give talks and write long Twitter threads in how to be like you. It’s not about advertisements or declarations or polls. You are just at the top! And you know who you are


If you sub to my OF, i heard it makes your dick bigger. Try it out.


My 2nd professional proposal and I think it passed… catch Radford using WhenToWork next year bc of me


neverrrr post him until he posts you


My sister's jollof >>>>> See me trying to bribe her into making some


the only sports talk show anybody should be watching is the Pat McAfee Show. with peace & love, every other show is dog shit in comparison


A big scandal just dropped in Johor


GAMEWEEK 13


I'm so sad they need to come to Europe or I'll di€ from sadness


This boy turns me on so much I just wanna get pregnant while I’m pregnant Fuckkkkkkk


Thank you for everyone who came out for the stream I honestly really appreciate it


I wish sanction twt was a thing Just so I can talk about their snare drum all fucking day


Good thing I got my fenty before it sold out


Cilantro lime chicken thighs over rice and green beans


The rumors are true…we’re coming to @user If you’re passionate about supporting independent music creators, tap in to get involved


If standing up for yourself means burn that bridge... Burn that bridge. Good Morning


Lol I always make conservative yt ppl upset on here anytime I bring up Black ppl or POC and LGBT+ issues


Beach pictures keep popping up


Just identified one of my triggers


who hoppin on PS3 with @user and I


My sons tooth is very loose and I’m freaking out because 1.gross and 2. wtf


no because quesadillas slap at any given time


Never thought I’d say it but I’m ready for marriage and a baby.


I’ve been prepping for dinner for so long now I don’t even feel like cooking


It still makes me laugh when I remember me and jemma were so drunk once when we got home we ended up passing out in my room and when I woke up I was so disoriented I ended up freaking out cause I thought there was some random person in my bed but no it was jemma


Imagine Celtics with CP3 or Mike Conley


Oouu! Tiddy toosday


Yassssssss they’ve won @MrsBrownsBoys


that salad was soo bomb


I HEAR A SKATEBOARD BEHIND ME YH OH! TIME FOR MY@NPC GENES TO KICK IN SO I CAN SPREAD OUT LIKE THE ROMAN PHALANAX INSTEAD OF LETTING THEM PASS HAHAHA :D :D CHIEP CHIRP


Setsuna-mama’s planet is real. It is bc I said so


Me and this man keep throwing shade at each other and I’m honestly catchin feels


Did you do your own research or do you just believe what biased MSM feeds you?


sometimes I just dump what's currently in my head down into my list of drafts .. just to come back later and try to create a semi-valuable twitter post out of it


I don’t want my family to know when I reach JA… I just want to go and party


There should be a TopBoy universe like Power, imagine a Sully spin off


I always feed my dog around the same times every day and I noticed her looking at the clock and then she looked at me and I'm beginning to wonder if she can tell time


bitches just be looking for attention... trust me, you can get it!


My husband just told me that he’s playing with someone on overwatch with someone named Atsumooz and I may or may not have squealed like a child


you don't understand, oh i wish you understand


The worst thing about the VP pick is dealing with the KHive for the next months - years. Boomer Lib FB memes


My life is in shambles some days but I make the best of it


This day ain’t shit. 3/33/33 finna be my day


You’re the loooOOOOoOooooOooOOOOve of my life, the looooove of my liiiifeee


Today I was told by a woman in the business I want to enter that I don't really have to wait. That I'm prefectly okay and ready right now. I can't even begin to tell you what that meant. I know she wouldn't bullshit me either which makes me feel even more validated.


#notchless from @user & #Callbar from @user works but the actvitation methods doesn't work no more on my iphone 11 pro max. Any solution? Thx a lott!


a few days back from holiday and back into depression mode


35 followers retweet please


Till I’m not married ganto to padin to


My mistake to have trusted Elina


Colak doing the business tonight is quality to see,proving the doubters wrong


Guess what I'm having for dinner...Steak and collard greens


Just woke up from a long nap and seeing Foden score just made my night


Zlatan letting that ball go


I deadass think that you shouldn’t be able to vote for things that have no effect on you


new music out in 2025


I want to redo my home office


Idc how bad my teeth get, I refuse to wear braces again


I could look at kids clothes all day! I have a problem


making money while while I’m on vacation shit


Tuesday kahapon I was so happy but then I forgot wala na SWF kag CSI


Please I hope nobody retweet that video


please make sure to check your junk/spam folders for the tracking number email!!! if you still can’t find your tracking number, please dm me so that the issue can be sorted out


Who cares what anybody thinks


slow and steady….


Something 'bout you got me dazed and confused.


Last of Us II a caminho


teriyaki salmon , sautéed spinach and mash


Indulged in an afternoon shower.


Yo nigga calling interrupting, you pulling on me while we fucking


Dawid Malan appreciation tweet


Only people with the best sleep schedule are awake rn


Four more sleeps until comp day


are sour cream and onion chips better than dry ass tostitos


my mom said that harry looked really good as Dorothy


Jealousy is a disease and I suffer from it


I know that everybody calls everybody bestie but it still makes me feel warm


I’m Glad I Was Able To Get My Set From Waydamin I’m Definitely Wearing That On Easter


Ion like going into the woods but for 2million dollars for Bigfoot head I’m goin in that bitch


some kmys and media really be getting on my nerves ,, the discrimination that my ningselle gets like everytime thank god they dont give a fok


I still think climate change is scarier than #coronavirus, people!!


Didn't manage to reunite with my soundcheck ticket, but what counts is that I did get a ticket.


$saex boom!!! this dude could move big.


Ice cream cake makes me happy


Dem commot u on Saturday u Dey vex, see Wetin u Dey olaybtoday @MoSalah


It’s sick how much people assume shit


.@richardmarx is giving @KeithOlbermann a run for his money. His timeline...


I need to get these exams over with I feel like complete shit


Happy 4/20 to all my favorite ganja tokers


Influencer Influencer Buh U No Chop Since Morning, My Friend Better Go Search For Something To Do. Plenty Followers No Mean Plenty Money


All of you that have reached out to me today i’m sincerely grateful, you’ve all put your own touch of encouragement in my path to help me along the way to not suffer for much longer and i’ll do my very best to follow all of that! Thank you all so much & i love you all so much


Anybody Want Me To Do Some Retweets For Them?


Played it smart cause either way I got a win


A nice cold beer && some Wingstop would smack


I'm not feeling as feral as I was yesterday, but I'm definitely feeling some kind of way watch out


it’s da hood holiday


I can’t believe I’ve only just discovered that percentages are reversible. 8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8


we love najia


I HATE THIS PANDEMIC Walmart did not have ANY CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH. IVE BEEN OUT FOR 4 DAYS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE ANY LONGER WITHOUT IT


i love when my period comes the week before something important


Feeling bad now because I had SO much on my mind that I totally forgot about voting!


Mia think they the only one that can put their ass on the Internet


you may be pretty, but if you have an attitude and an ugly ass personality you’re ugly as fuck i don’t care


My daughter turning 3


SUMN MUSSS CATCH AH MAN


How You Preach About Your “Worth” And Still Be Single & Giving Out That Grandma Pussy To These Niggas?


My eyes tell it all , if I’m drunk high or anything else


#buitenterassen horeca...


Somewhere In America. Jay-Z is just different herh


Protein juice + Work out + Brown rice w/ String beans


We’re gonna get car sick today


From tori to liane


What a crazy 48 hours in the world of football


Finally found a wax appointment for Friday


aish can’t believe im willing to sacrifice hours of sleep just to listen to ur explanations. u better appreciate dis, girl


Cajun Shrimp Mac & Cheese For Dinner


we have another schedule for July.. keep it coming


Quarantine questions (never have I ever edition) 1. I have 2. I have 3. Never 4. Never 5. I have 6. Never 7. Never 8. Never 9. Never 10. Never 11. Never 12. Never 13. Very friendly person


All black or white tees I really gotta stop being lazy


Niggas having productive work days and shit


My #iPhone Xs died when I put it in the sea on holiday last August. @AppleSupport diagnostics showed water damage & quoted £549. Its sat, lifeless, in its box until now. Plugged in & it’s only bloody working!! #happydays


Year 2 of streaming gonna be my best year yet mark my words


Nearly nearly a month grinding for @OxygenSupremacy its gone by so fast and in that time I’ve streamed over 40+ hours ! Thank you everyone in the community for your support I believe one day #O2Rupture will be a thing


me and my beast wife


I'm writing '10 Clubs That Destroyed Their Reputation' and need a couple more! Hit me up with a suggestion for a shout-out on the vid!


i hate when y’all don’t have prices on y’all page & than don’t wanna dm back


It’s going to be 5-0 again, isn’t it?


this day will end na wala aq niche-checkout


i hate green squiggly lines. if PEP8 was a person i’d fight him


Krazy part is I see the world in a darkened state so My vision already fucked up.


remember to keep friends who genuinely get excited when you tell them good news about yourself


fellow publishers! what books do you have coming out this year? let's do a small press lift


im patiently waiting for tory’s capsules


It’s just a lot of shit I keep mentally noted


If you are using @Cigna through the marketplace, do NOT give them your real cc, do NOT enroll in auto-pay. There is no way to cancel your auto-pay and I'm currently preparing legal action


why do i always leave my editing to the last minute


yeah guys I’m a bit behind on Love Island..half an hour late to the party


Somehow I was able to hurt my right thumb which means no drawing or writing these next few days


I don’t say shit just to say it so if I say you said some shit you most definitely did and I 100% have the evidence to back it up lol y’all are fucking DELU!


oomf destroy my insides pls


smh i shouldn’t have let shipping stop me from getting variety that one is so nice


I never asked for anything but yo honesty


ok now fashion nova.....where my clothes


Kent has been mince again, Borna and Tav piss poor crossing, Balagon Goldson really poor, Davis Alfredo good, too many players not turning up so you get beat simple, not a happy bear


I'm so horny at work thinking about my OCs hate fucking each other


Zachary teething and he driving me crazy


best surprise ever getting into the venue tonight and realising i was shooting alongside @user and @user


im excited for all the asados imna have this summer


My brain doesn't give me a rest, even though I currently have 13 prompts to write, but... Top lion hybrid Katsuki...


Papered my moodies now I am moody


I wanna know do everybody spread their ass cheeks before pooping or is it just me


Jesus never fails


currently wondering why my back hurts, my legs cramping, my stomach hurts, and i’m tired asf… forget periods are a thing


And just like that. Workout completed.


Just made the most delicious salad


Im back to my normal weight


Want rare autograph of IcchanMars


This man kool


Other people: 7 + 6 = 13 Me: It can be as 6+6 = 12 and 1 more added den 13


welcome to wonderland we’ve got it all


Yea we gunna die but everyday we finna live


i retook my act today i’m terrified for the results


People out here flexing on their Travis Scott's McDonalds order


another ms oh


THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone who came to the stream!!!! I will try and secure a better CPU for future Apex streams, I'm so sorry for any lag, and thank you for being patient with me!!!


You learn to live with the pain forever


anyways london or manchester i WILL be seeing meg and WILL be losing my head to body


talking to dalila makes me want to work at hulu again! those were srsly my BEST days!!! i loved that job.


#FireFauci he sways the way of political winds.


gen-z = voting = today’s generation = ww3


I got a Razzmatazz at Jamba Juice and switched out the bananas for peaches. I’m a genius


i wanna try asking my dad to buy me the battle pass but i can't really stomach asking my parents for money to spend on a game


I suddenly just remembered that time back in 2016 I went to an obscure North London theatre where the very chatty bartender was the spitting image of Jeremy Renner. I only realised this later, and thought "yeah, that's probably the sort of thing he'd do".


we are FANS of bts.... know your boundaries


Either people will put you through heaven or they will put you through hell. Choose wisely..


So none of us are sleeping because of the heat, ne?


Getting my tattoo for my daughter tomorrow


Rubbing on her titty get it wetter in her thighs


Barcelona will never disappoint


soooo excited to see both eloise and jenna next month but knowing that i won’t see them again until summer is a little bit heart breaking


Just discovered a cute neighbor at our mailbox... idk what to do with this information


I never meant to cause you trouble


me and tate mcrae making a powerful pop song with hints of r&b infused with a sick choreography would be iconic.


anywho if anyone didn’t know btr is on hulu


Damn !! Seems like the next door neighbors fry fish on their balcony every damn day


25+ points from 14 games might see #pusb finish in one of the playoff places. It’s a big ask!


Had a productive day, tired asf but glory to God. We go again tomorrow


Really wanted to go get Chick-Fil-A but my car doors are frozen and I cannot get inside my vehicle


Already thinking about what i’m getting my friends for Christmas


16 yrs old I was paying bills bitch


im in a bad place mentally and it’s fucking everything up man


2 years ago today i made the worst decision of my life


sending ft kisses


I am humbled by Your grace


Nay Said She Proud Of I’m Proud Of Me Too I Just Be All About Money


This sound bar n surround sound sounds insane in my room


had such a good social media cleanse today


ahh that was sweet


Ready for the open to close this Saturday LA?


ky ass really wise beyond her years she articulate as hell she younger than me but if i ever need advice I’ll go to her ong


Passport on the way


i’ve already got like 10 doubles in my stickers book


50 more mins


Please ladies know your worth you don't have to settle for less


I hate seeing my mom in her feelings.


Anyone know or got a place to workout Shiet weilling to pay


IM SO SICK OF DISHESSSSS


i'm gonna go to sleep now, but good luck my kophie moots, see ya on the other side since i'm gonna avoid tt until i watch the ep


I need some neck from somebody daughter


i want a male custom base... anyone wanna give me one


$NIO Added more today, now 15k shares-All in ! Next stop $18.50


It’s the way I’m picking one song for each week on A Decade After. Last week was “Elijah level” This week is “Surely”


Took a nap at work and woke up feeling even shittier. This workout if going to be so much fun


Reading the forums for pregnant moms makes me feel so much better...I thought I had it bad


These cicadas ain’t no joke I got hit in the face by one of them and it just flew away


Patreon or Fansly?


I can’t believe on ITN news tonight that one person interviewed said “I don’t believe in Covid” where has this person been the last 4 months?? Ignorant is not the word


I forgot I still had an edible left


I don’t trick, I’ll INVEST IN YOU IF YOU SHOW YOU WORTH IT


Sooooo tired of being the best me to people just for them to treat me like shit


Azzy


Sometime this week, I will be starting a new adventure, that adventure will be playing @user and who knows me and @user might do some streams


I Hate When People Be Like “Stop Your Better Than This” No I’m Not This Is Me


Have had to make an account for posting my edits on due to twitter sending copyright warnings. So if anyone fancies giving it a follow it’s @user


Wait Megacon is actually happening next week?? Yikes


me & baby been under the covers all day.


True friendship doesn’t see size and color.


Lots of bullshit…


Amy Mac: here is my UK tour guys Her 'UK tour': one London date and a date at a dirty music festival that I'd never go to before covid let alone after Honey you're Scottish ffs, Americans play more dates here


‘ bitch nigga , don’t run when that 40 blowww ‘


i wish it would just pour down raining in LA for a week straight. Just one week. I just want a crumb


This God of highschool episode


Having problems logging into both of my Twitter accounts right now. Because of this i might have to just post plays at my MAIN ACCOUNT @user until things get resolved. Please be aware of this if you're not following both. Plays might be posted over there but not here.


Wore a Fanny pack to Costco today and have no regrets. Hands free is nice


Good Morning! Hump day! Have a happy wednesday,loves


ay folowan spotify


Shit the first Reaustraunt about to hit up is Salsas


It’s fun deck Thursday time! Been looking forward to this one and have a selection of cool decks to try out so let me know what you’d like to see!


I am so sleep deprived and confused


2020 couldn’t be any weirder, @RobGronkowski heading to the @Buccaneers with @user


yo what the fuck are dude wipes


Some people are just pure rude and ignorant


Feel free to share all my content you want


I have to work every Friday in DT sac


Running so behind today...like 3hrs behind! Will be online within the next hour. It's been a day, so looking forward to seeing you


Crimps are so beautiful


I feel like bumping sum fetty wap


I often contemplate buying boots and clothes for my children that are nonexistent


All the bad talk demon gets just makes me want to work harder to succeed and make demon the best in the community.


I need a pressure release. A joyful time away for just me


I wanna choke on someone’s cock/strap so bad Train my throat pls?


i hope that you stay for a long time, because my heart really likes you.


I'm listening to ghost stories on live ya @user with my daughter asleep next to me and homegirl just abruptly sat up. Pelo ya ka lona! That's my cue. Goodnighteng.


#Kirameiger We'll be ready to meet the sixth Ranger of the Kirameigers.


I like using my phone pin specially while I’m texting. I just be sliding my pin across the keyboard


Good morning, I'm ready to vote on GDA


I rather be with yu & all yo bullshit


All my clients are getting sad I’m leaving


I won't be on today guys got a few things to sort out with videos and that But I hope everyone enjoys their day


Women that don't reciprocate head after getting it are the worst! You getting cut off


This 45 minute work out aint have to kick my ass like that


Cavani is a better centre half than Maguire.


I just wish I was drunk rn getting my ass ate


Once I let my hair grow out and recut it the way I actually wanted it to be, my confidence will be back up by to 98%


I hate when I have to block this man and act like I’m not in love with him


Fish tacos and a michi for taco Tuesday


Started #MoneyGame and thoughts so far: 1. My investment management background is coming in handy because I actually understand the details of the story. 2. Love the female (I don't know if she's the lead?) character. She's hard working and won't let people walk over her


One day nobody wants to hangout the next day it’s 4 people that want to and it’s no inbetween


i’ll be able to do so much for myself, my family, y mis grupos d minorities


Just because she single don’t mean a nigga not occupying her time


Seeing that article about Jazzie just fcked my day up


That result against WBA is abysmal


#GoUSTe fighting!!


I hate when someone goes priv after getting jumped like I’m trying to see what the drama is damn be considerate


I’ve slept maybe 7 hours since Sunday, feels great


#VRCHAT MAKE QUEST COMPATIBLE WORLD


Who get link for SA BBA Abeg


If you follow me and got animosity or running ya mouth I hope your mother die or you get clogged arteries


Started the audiobook for The Amityville Horror and can confirm that I’m still a little baby who can’t handle anything horror related while home alone


don’t forget ta look up


My friends cute as shit!


Jordan pushed dem 1’s bacc , thank god!


Cheating is too normalised nowadays, it's scary


On this #ElectionDay i am watching Farenheit 11/9 to remind myself what a bullshit country we live in. By all means, get out and #VOTE today and see how your vote matters tomorrow.


I want to bake something fun again and I have the perfect idea


Checking out at Trader Joe’s while listening to a Peter Schiff podcast of him shitting on gov’t for inflating student loans. The duality of man


oop sorry I've been busy with school and my ps4 that I didn't notice I haven't tweet anything


Keep grinding until that Friday Feeling becomes your everyday feeling. Stay awesome folks.


my daddy keep declining my calls


bigger space


Yeyy #FakeLove1B !! Congrats @BTS_twt


In Nigeria we call it ghosting but in Europe they call it Lewandowski.


home from the salon (@LuxeSaIon), now time to see if I can get the twins to nap with me cause mama needs it.


Got my mom into all of us are dead


Trying my third Zumba class todeh. Hopefully I get some rhythm & coordination


my dog keeps jumping on the bed and smacking me i hate it here


I take care of myself but I always take care of everybody else. Don’t question my loyalty


If a nigga touching me that’s the only nigga touching me


This dude really in love with my ass


Every time someone puts out some photo, my brain automatically starts playing “guess the place in the photo” internally!


G toilet pikir pasal wordle


I can't sleep. Kea peinelwa. I lost R 300 on that soccer betting app


The hoes gonna love this


When I like you, I got all the time in the world


Ima pimp ……Trinidad James clothes


Man What!, Bday in Miami next month FYTB!


Craving a sugar cookie from Barnes and Noble


Off work but I’m still out here chasing the bag


I’m in such a strange position rn.


Tue Dec 01 2020 23:15:55 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time):


i hope she gettin' better sex, hope she ain't fakin' it like i did


How long has it been since the Like Water Hanteo sales updated?


ok but that radio eva kaworu figure tho


You want to see the worst in me when you threaten me cause I’d prove to you I can’t do anything


Bruh they just had to leave me on open, I'm


BRUH!!!!! when we gon get the new season of hunter x hunter


i’m in my podcast and long form digital content era


What’s the whole 30+ women PR tonight? Y’all finally seeing the light?


Exciting news dropping soon


Doing a few s4s on my free OF tonight, DM me ladies!


Everyone: getting their spotify 2020 wrapped Me: AHAH YOU THOUGH


Mercy month ...


Change and growth is painful. But nothing is more painful than staying stucked in somewhere you don't really belong.


My friend moved out of CA in 2018. Registered & voted in new home state in 2020. Just rec’d email frm LACo Registrar/BallotTrax that his recall ballot was mailed & will arrive w/i 7 days. #corrupt #california The people can #RecallGavinNewsom but we all know he’ll cheat & stay


i remember in kindergarten i got in trouble for not coloring a lion fully yellow even though they have orange manes and i was just being realistic


gonna cosplay super pochaco since it's her birthday today!!


What some man yelled at me on the street today, a thread


i almost tweeted sum


That's all right because I love the way you lie


#playlikeanewyorker Will use all 5 minutes.


I just wana go on a date and lips in public....thanks


all this talk about the economy like money is real or some shit


Afterpay sounds good asf when you placing that order but sh*t get real when they hitting yo a*s every 2 weeks


Bitches is bitter cause we’re doing better


Me anywhere: Urgh there are people here


Gotta do better with reading ppl


Today I got home from work and opened a Trulys only to dump it out 5 minutes later and run 2 miles on the treadmill… I have never traded alcohol for exercise before lol is this growth?


I hate askin Mfs for shit


Konate and Virg from now on please


Powell: I’m serious about inflation Stocks: Sure pal. Whatever you say


It feels good to tip servers good because I was once on the other side


Not the feds looking for me


Wanted to be a complete degen and do nothing for “me time” since my son is with his dad for the rest of the break so naturally I cleaned the house and now I’m on my way to the gym


Do I go back to slaying somebody’s child on Rogue Company


I built a power generator in science class today. It did not work but that’s okay.


it hasn’t even been a day on this acc and i already have priv qrts


I was asked at work today what kind of guy I’m attracted to…I responded…a guy who’s like those giant teddy bears that stores sell, tall,squishy, loveable and fuzzy( facial hair) ..and funny as hell


Durk concert with my girls


I’m down for the count. I need a nap


Thought episode 2 of #godsofsnooker was better than the 1st, nervous for 3, Jimmy’s book was a disappointment, hopefully your hero’s are in a better shade this time


Ryan Kent has to be the most frustrating footballer on the planet


I wish there was a tinder/hinge for job searching


can’t wait for y’all to acknowledge that a lot of things that are lesbophobic are also biphobic. oh, ill be dead by then but still ready for the realization to come


With Maggi every woman is a Star But with Star every man is a drunkard! This life no balance indeed


that’s why you bad as fuckkkk and u know u are


nerf bastion


#buyingnudes #buyingcontent #nsfwtwitter small tits preferred please but open to anyone


Seeing my Starbucks fam always makes my morning


Not the dash in closed


You got people on here that quick to criticise Van Gaal's football ways but those same people are big Mourinho supporters.


Brooklyn bound


Be a BFF not a FFF


My parents always say they want nothing for Christmas


Not popping my sh*t until I’m about 25!


not the AF authorizing clear piercings!!!!!


They will never be a better football player then this man, I have no words to describe him anymore


If it’s pretty Saturday I wanna take my Godbabies somewhere


bro if yu know the building yu know it’s 728282 ways in and out this mafucka. That nigga gone let us tf in im sleepy


good morning! i hope you have a fantastic day! if you have any presentations or activities, youll totally nail it! good luck, and i love you so much


Well I must admit I wasn't expecting that @telfordutd One other thing... James Hardy is an absolute baller


Anyone wanna go to the mall with me tomorrow, don’t all speak at once


A 3 ruler kingdom forever


Rather than wait for the storm to pass, dance in the freaking rain baby!!


smoke me a blunt and go feed me a sandwich


The trenches might be in denial but this kid built though


I still love fnaf so I’m determined to make my own fanart merch and then if you buy it, you directly support me, a gay and trans person


Hiding from my family in the bathroom


Deff going through it but ain’t nothing money can’t fix


I speak to God in Public


I love when guys ruin their chance and then BEG for another one


The sunset was amazing


HOW DO YOU FEEL LIVING IN A GHOST TOWN


Can’t wait to be on vacation for my 21st


So far I’m loving the experience of working out with different people! Learn so many new things and pushing each other


Overdue for flowers


Bruh why am I crying


working through lunch always has me starving after


Don't you dare expect me to fucking reply to you


bro friday is almost here


Debating on saving up for a Benz or a Tesla truck


TT hot asb today


can't wait to glow up mentally, financially and physically


Goodmorning! 2nd day


I need to do a full body wax & facial on myself before we leave tomorrow


Tom Cotton just got womansplained.


To cook and work through my evening, or keep starving and “power through” the next hour?


Today has been fairly stressful and I’m tired asf bedtime ain’t nowhere near


It’s time......to unlock my tweets


Ass Out Down Bad Knew I Was Gonna Get A Bag Later


This is ghetto how I have cook and I just got home


when yb dropped I Hate Youngboy i really felt that bc yall rly do hate me for no reason


I have high hopes but I don’t even know if that’s a good thing for this


It doesn’t matter how simple I make my delivery note on Uber eats the drivers will never follow them


Once you learn how to be alone you’ll be ok


Those crab cakes were so good ima make some more


Something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue >>>> I would like to to do this on my wedding day


my mother is so beautiful


I’m so glad warmer times are near. We’re going to have fun!


Day 2 of almost FROWING up at gym


soon as i wanna do some nice for myself, it’s some w this damn car


Okay i might just cook some food & crash afterwards & wake up again for more sch stuffs


Love yah people while they hear i wish i could talk to my grandma again


…Have to meet Donatella Versace, man.


As this world descends into hell I’m just trying to make peace with God and enjoy my time here.


I legit deleted & typed that tweet 3 times


Did we just get champs league tonight


They can appreciate a sneak & geek


the random guy who keeps liking my tweets makes me feel loved


The weathers great, I’m that bitch... I hope y’all are having a great day


At least I managed to do some work today. Not much, but I'm counting the 30min it took to load twi//ter api query as if I spent this time actually doing work (cheating myself)


hello everyone, i will be semi ia so pls tag me if anything (if youre willing) love you all


play the game smart baby


kinda nice to see so many people having the same opinion about the story and character progression of this drama. I have no idea why is character progression esp is being so neglected?? the amount of epis left... hope they won't rush though


seeing my "dad" be a better dad to another woman's kid.


This lady just told my neighbor "you look like Freddy Kruger. Freddy Kruger lookin ass" and I am


INSTAGRAM WHY WONT U LET ME CHANGE MY PFP


Oh lord. Christian can't put any weight on his leg. Prayers for healing. Oh! They just said it's an abdominal injury. Look at that play, the goalies new goes right into his midsection. Ouch. May be better than a leg injury.


Just back from a fine show with @dvntownsend doing his acoustic set @user - what an entertainer ! Thanks Devin


goodnight to the ratwoo gc and the ratwoo gc only


so many moots i want to interact with but i never see them on my timeline


My mood instantly gets better when December comes around


This Paintball war Saturday bouta be lit af


my mother in law kris jenner makes the best music playlists


Damn do I gotta go on black ppl meet ?


Do I go for my PhD orrrrrr


love ben a lot always but when he’s helping my mum learn how to style her post chemo short hair i love him a lot extra


Just got myself a personal editor. Stay tuned.


Someone out their right now is creating a token called X Inu - or Baby X Inu. This is where we are at in the crypto development.


Chad says I’m a boujee ass bitch but I sent him a snap of two different shoes and one was off brand and one was name brand and let me just say, guess I’m not the only boujee bitch in the house


Only hot people know what s.w.a.g. really stands for


The neighborhood store literally took all our parking spots so I blared a alarm for the first ten minutes I was here.


Stuck in my ways I just wanna say I got a million hoes waiting on em


my heart goes out to anyone who had(s) to heal from narcissistic/emotional abuse. the mental affects of gaslighting, manipulation, questioning and doubting yourself (even after you left them alone) is a lot…. peace be with you


I luv posting vids with my fave music because (1) I don’t get hit with DMCA and (2) I get to put y’all on


good morning diay


My boy Bo otw


Twitter i think y’all found me my gf


I wish I could have a good relationship with my in laws, but it’s never gonna happen. They’re so toxic. Idk how Nate has dealt with them forever


Schedule Update: Tonight I will be streaming Super Mario Sunshine around 7:30 instead of Crash 4 due to a delay of part 1 being uploaded tomorrow. Thanks for understanding; Crash 4 is still on for Friday.


ik a couple niggas went fed i call em fed babies


Im so exited for Valentine’s Day


Costa Rica will group Germany


i had my manifestations the second i affirmed for them. it’s done


Very funny stream tonight, thanks to those who joined inxD 'Hes fucking done it again' Much love


Think ima get back to reading Classroom Of The Elite after I finish reading Volume 2 of Shield Hero


Having allergies sucks way more after a day where you work your core at the gym


Pretty sure imma be jobless within the week.... oops


We are looking for a structured professional able to make the #Corporate market thrive! Jump onboard e become an active part of the promotion of our portfolio services for Corporates and #Enterprises and manage relations with top Clients #ApplyNow


Two people told me I look skinny today


just know...next year? WE GOIN UP UP


me: *clowns all the time* also me: por que nadie me toma en serio


don’t worry bout it I’m bout to go voodoo on him


I turn 30 on Saturday


felanté is SO funny fr none of you mf doing it like him


#FIFA22 thank you for kicking me out of my game servers are fucking down smh


#NationalNudeDay — DMs are open


So much to be thankful for even through the dark days.... finally got that call today


Green smoothie for dinner because that’s my business


Maybe its time to revisit my very need of intimacy with you. I miss you always!


still woozy gives me the strangest summer nostalgia. like it’s so specific since i rarely listened to him on my own time. i literally feel it in my chest


Ima be do some more tiktoks tomorrow once I’m dressed and cute


i don’t get what i be doing wrong fr


MAD MAD〜〜〜


I got cold, so I put on a cardigan. Now I’m cold and sweaty.


Found me a new home


fuck. your. disgusting. habits.


just saw cops at an mcr show... we only need one pig tonight and that’s peppa


I ain’t Cried Over A Bitch Since I Was 13 I Needed That She The Reason I Started Getting Cheese


why hasn’t Samuel L Jackson won an Oscar yet ?


Harrison Ford


okwe lamza for my birthday asseblief


Got a few more edibles left get em while they hot


Bitches only want your nigga when you with him, they don’t want the single him


My kidney worth at least $70k, i can open a business with those money


Looking forward to #Traitors on @BBCOne at 9.30pm @ClaudiaWinkle


I hate that I love men with dreads


Waiting for my system to update. Taking an impromptu break!


women justifying men's actions


I met one of my goals and I’m beyond excited and proud of myself. Took me three years but I did it


is it period cramps or do i need to poop


I'm so unlucky this month with ordering things help ,, either not getting sent anything or receiving damaged stuff


If making bitches cry was a sport me n @user earned our championship rings


All I wanna hear is what size shirt ya baby mother wear


Premier League games on Amazon Prime


that fucking time i went to a bar wearing well basically my pajamas


After all retloba shap.


Microsoft is talking shit AH


There are so many survey skins unreleased, people don't talk about


I feel much better but this cough ain’t budging


I can’t believe I no longer have red hair


Getting some Pho for #lunchtime


And allllll my stuff I ordered from Savage Fenty fit


A lot of projects to work on this week


Why are mail-in ballots counted last if they are the first to arrive?


Am I the only person that’s been so rapping Bedrock In my Head


I’m mad asf at this snow


But yk ion settle so lets gooo


The way my interent cut out and got kicked out of the AG afterparty


Okay let's just make a pact to not post dog pics on dating sites anymore. Pleaaaaaaaase


100% support you writing a book @user If you are worried about it being written well, you could always find an editor.


early in the morning kena lecture alr


oh shit youngboy dropped a new album today brb


i’ve just smashed my free bar record and my body is not happy with me


i can just feel it, i got some more blessings otw


that nigga quel funny asf


Trying to get pre approved for #TaylorSwift // #TaylorSwiftTheErasTour is harder than getting into law school


I never expected kids to get so excited when they see the Tesla, it’s priceless every time


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANG GAGO CLOWN


All to play for tonight in Iran vs U.S.A at the world cup, not least for the geopolitical flex. I will be rooting for the underdog tonight, the political underdog that is.


I think them Canada Dry giner ale’s gotta lil crack in it or something…sheesh! I been on em hard the past few days


everything in me wants to just flake on this therapist appointment. I don’t have the patience for someone to be asking me questions on why I feel the way I do right now.


How come autocorrect doesn’t put the apostrophe in you’re anymore? I know the difference between your and you’re so autocorrect do your job. You spoiled me and now I’m mad I have to click on the symbols just to find the apostrophe


on track to work 10 hours of overtime for the third week in a row


You know that a btch like me can change ya life.


Life feels so good right now


i definitely said worse things in her mentions on my other acc but never got blocked there


Any fa slayers out there looking for a team?


Today is Saturday, Kitty and I went to Momo Tea. We had peach black tea and it was yummy


Had a long night last night


Girl nigga’s really don’t be shit. It’s hard living my 1 life and nigga’s be living 2?


Mfs hiring really think full time at $13-$14 is doing something… might as well get a part time job at $17


$TLM lookin juicy


it's already tomorrow over here. i'm ready for gen z


Finally booked @user see you in feb


If I continue to think horny thoughts at work maybe it will be enough drawing energy til I get home


So…didn’t expect my last tweet to go viral


Lame ass clown


After a long job search (since last year) I finally have a job interview tomorrow! I’m excited but super nervous because I desperately need to leave my current work place and environment >.< I really could use any positive energy sent my way


It's finally #PrivateLives day!


Hoping na ma approved to bay


$ZYME I’m waiting for zymeworks to post the CMO job. Why not, They post everything else!


Wish I could heal you


I want to get some Domino’s but I remember I have casamiento


Out of my second job .... now home sweet home to cook for my rugrats


Would love Rangnick as either manager or DOF but he would want control and Manager status instead of Head coach is levy willing to do that who knows


So I know I just had runza like two days ago but I was drunk as fuck so like I really want some runza fries again


Chaannncellllllllllll


I WISH I could eat shellfish


Had no idea it was #LEGOBuildDay today. It's all I've been doing for the past 2 days


Tae really be slaying Ari and jayda nem hair


My happiness is more important to me these days


My fuckin finger hurts so baddddd


Cornball


Here is another night... I will fall asleep soon, have one wonderful dream bout her and I will probably wake up with this huge wide smile on my face. #GoodNight


reading by candlelight during a power outage during a pandemic hits different


Good afternoon followers.


I had to block Yada on the gram she too fine


Idk what post got my notifications you off today but I’m soooooo not ready to reply to yaw give me a second I just work a 12 hour shift


Wow, I become a mess when I like someone


Looks like the two artists I typically go to for commissions are not available atm, so I'd love some recs! This would be album art for my Xenoblade Medley


i want to bring back 2015 instagram feed vibes so much. want to go back to posting whatever i want w/o caring about aesthetics and have a fun feed that has all moments i want to remember + share.


Everyone (even the smartest) is hung up on a hunk. Be that hunk


The last time I tried to not date based off looks he was toxic, ugly, and wore patterned sperrys


Everything felt so heavy right now


I ain’t never know I liked BOOBS this much


Update on my Ring Doorbell: after resetting it, I was finally able to connect it to WiFi again. Thank you for your support during this trying time


good morning lomls! please stay safe


that’s right nAE STYLE LET’S RIDE


my fucking leg hurts and i don’t wanna get up to get meds


Bless Me With A Real Man


Hi @RichieDriss all being well hoping for end of May/start of June for the charity match if you could be available, will obviously touch base with yourself closer to the time just wanted to give heads up


“Your gay so u don’t like pussy” mmm not exactly


any gamer groups doing things over zoom/video chat still? really want to join in a community


30+ lessons on focus, avoiding distraction, and living an intentional life from the conversation between @nireyal and @shaneaparrish on @user (and why you shouldn't have a to-do list) A thread


Hey hey hey, no sad faces. No tears. My heart is heavy but we're gonna be okaaaay


Type to pull up to ya job just to so i can stare at ya fine ass work


Do people forget sometimes that they’re YOUR friend


I wish y’all could see how faded I am


monthly insomnia is back.. i kept waking up after only 3 hrs of sleep and can not go back to zzz


I feel like I’m watching a bunch of actors in a movie right now except this isn’t a movie.


Aquí esperando a enfermarme. Porque there’s no way I’m getting away with it this time.


let me put y’all on something real quick: a frosted lemonade from chick-fil-a with peach, SO damn good


This feckin cold is resurgent. Feel sore all over, coughing a lot. Must tidy up a bit before mum ventures downstairs & has a nanny Rooney at the state of it


I can’t believe a whole ass bottle of Soju spilled in my car...


Wetin USA dey play like this?


I can’t wait to be sent your life savings


I’m still waiting on my email or phone call @hgtv


This United team isn’t balanced rara


I have caught 3:33 4:44 & 5:55 today,


It's so weird when you're a Leftist. People will be like "the left is in trouble"so you engage only to find out they meant like the Democratic Party.


i wanna be a vitamin girly so bad but so many of the ones i tried have like really fucking weird effects on me. i took ashwaganda and my throat started closing up


so happy to be home! Wish I was still off tomorrow but its all good..


when i coloured as a kid i would sometimes go over the lines and then people would be like “tHaT’s sLoPpY” and i would colour even more outside the lines to spite them. like don’t judge my creative process


I think I figured it out at I’m so excited!!!


Watching my roommate lose all of her standards for the sweatiest man alive reminds me to tell everyone that men ARE NOT SHIT. Practice self-care and ditch his ass. Stay safe out there


quackity my favorite stoner


Really bad mental health day check


I’m glad I stopped drinking as much. 2021 summer had me by the throat almost every night


Me: can you have another baby? Sister: yea Ill get another dog.


what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas


like I really can get pissed off so easily w / this 1 person .


F YouTube Music


#ThingsIUsedToLikeButDontNow - The future - it looked so much better in the past.


$AMC This mf'r did it again! @MrZackMorris


I just wish I wasn’t sad man


literally almost cried when I heard that verdict. Thank you Lord


I'm going to knock out for the night, but i hope you all enjoyed the ending to Meeria! I'll reply to everything sometime tomorrow after I've been held hostage by a toddler obsessed with baby shark, as well as post the remaining visuals and details for chapter 3


how funny would it be if i just kmsed omg


Am I hearing now that we might not even be able to visit families houses due to everything that’s going on ?


trying to gaslight me a second time isn’t going to work just because you’ve acknowledged i will no longer cater for you & carry your bullshit, enjoy your life


My son got his first basketball training in 2 weeks


ugh ima miss my baby


Learning more about calculus destroyed my ability to do simple math


Matt told me last night I woke up and called him a bomboclaat


it no be small ting at all


will be writing people’s essays, dm me for prices and info


my friends snapped with my gifts


Kobe ranked 10th on that list. Too low to me


I ain't wanna work all day, now here I go talking bout a overtime


Baby, you living the life, but you ain't livin' right


Can someone take one for the team and date me already


I’ve betrayed you all. I’m actually not gay, I’m bi


We Are like cosmic 3d printers. Manifesting thought into reality, It's so freaking special


im actually gonna redo my carrd now


ITS NATIONAL ME MONTH


I want white knee high boots


been listening to the trilogy all day. 2015 future was just whew chile


if louis hates making pop songs then why is he so good at it?


you've to know how struggle i'm to get your attention


You was in the house on punishment while I was outside selling strong Cush


I‘m convinced Spotify is waiting for Everglow to drop a comeback so it can appear on everybody’s spotify wrapped


1. got my vaccine last night 2 my ping has improved today coincidence?


My sword necklace needs to come on


Im taking risks and opportunities and claiming for my well being financially, mentally and physically. Blessings on blessings on blessings. For myself my family and my close friends


Hmm I wonder if we should do an extra little stream tonight with some #DragonBall lemme know


Irn-Bru Xtra in a glass bottle. Love it. Why am I only finding out about it now?!


Frankie J. - don't wanna try


none of you bum btches can’t sit w me or gretchen


Got offered a promotion on my day off


birkin bags are so ugly to me


I’m about to have a 3 year old


Yes I use your website, no I don't want you to constantly remind me to vote like the other 5 million websites with intrusive popups that make my life harder when I'm doing important work.


All my friends sent me the same fashion video and I love that they all know me so well


So excited for my friends and current collaborators @user and @user former colleagues from @user on their fantastic news from @nih today! We'll have a drink in you honour


This address giving me anxiety


Bibi is coming back


Stupid ass girls at work wanna complain that im sitting with customers they wanna talk to? Put your big girl hustler panties on and go talk to whoever you want, not my fault you’re bad at your job


Women are tyrants


Now that it’s all over. Thank you for making this boring day more interesting. It was fun while it lasted.


Big Dustin Poirier fan after this week. Comes across proper down to earth and done some class interviews


i want a pair of nike dunks


I need to do a taco Tuesday


All prepped for reaching 1 million gamerscore tomorrow


Subunits after Busan Concert!?


Sharife cooper BANG


I love Springfield prices. gas cheap, weed cheap, haircuts cheap


Wake me up when QRs ends


Alexa play “better off” by Ariana Grande


I be tryna move at a slow pace cause i love harddd


Credit to AWB he's stepped up again today and performed again 2 games in a row


It’s 72 in sf rn


se viene ly de kim loaiza?


Seeing @user come on, get an assist and a goal is about the best thing about my day as a Chelsea fan


When I get a boo thang I’m putting his name around my neck so y’all know who I belong to


just added two more animated emotes! i think they’re very cute so i hope u all enjoy it too


Crocs will really make you forget about regular shoes


I got a 2nd interview tomorrow


I've got weakness for sweetness and everyone knows


Woon comeback terus ntr ab6ix comeback


Really missing Chinese food buffet places today


how do we feel about kny angst for tanjiro's birthday


I've always wanted an inner arm tattoo but I never knew what I wanted. But now I officially decided that I'm gonna get the Joker


On 21 points on Super 6 at half time, I’ll be very surprised if I’m on double figures come 10pm


its not yet april wth


Ughh. Life


Red & Blue on the telephone pole because there is an active Police presence in my area.


Looking for someone to create a video intro for my new series coming soon. #FM23 community, who makes the best video intro's? would appreciate recommendations


I be having all the scenarios in my head, overthinking like fuck


I’ve reached a new level of anti-social: I groaned when I heard the whoooshing fire sound of a hot air balloon flying low, then directly above me, and thought, please don’t wave, say hello or acknowledge me from the balloon. Please. And kept walking without gazing up.


Planning Jose’s birthday party, because he deserves it


I hate going to the hospital man


This queen girl is pissing me off with her fake drama and tears.. Kmt


It is incredibly infuriating when I pump and absolutely nothing comes out.


Yesterday was a good day..... I’ve learnt not to give a fuck. Tbh, I’ve ran out of fucks to give.


Crying over pussy you ain’t had.


Big bear saturday


On another note, shoutout to @user for being the seemingly perfect person to become my 69th follow. Thanks, my dude.


I’m sure there’s gonna be a counter for woman at some point but for now, that fly out on a island together as the first date is one of the best innovations for men in 2020. Weed out the bullshit & everyone happy. Shorty catch a vibe & stunt on IG, I get good vibes and pussy


My god ima bout to gain 3+ stone after this. See you all never


Just let me see where it begins and where it ends


Everyone around here is on edge. I don’t care enough about Andrew Jackson or Trump to further discuss any of the current topics. Enjoy your evening.


Fair play to the United fans for giving Lingard a fantastic ovation.


Ready to be someone’s ghar damaad


I have done nothing today... I have no art motivation... my room is a tip... I made food which was a plus... my throat is sore from going out a lot over Halloween and just... o(-( feelin a little shitty lads :']


my friends sent me a whole ass playlist for ateez , i will be staying up to watch it all


Finally started playing the elders scrolls online