Girls offer themselves cheaply to other guys in their attempt to payback their bf These same guys go sell you out!!! Think small. We all be boys, your bf go hear. They both go leave you. Jon girls


We're still under a #boilwateradvisory


I ran outside in pajamas, no shoes just socks, plus no jacket because my dog was in the alley. Had a mini heart attack.


It's not fair how Maajabu gives those people so much hope, and then at their opening of the envelope, oops RED! So sad and funny at the same time man.


anyways my edit flop so


I wanna get to the point in life where I can hang a pride flag in my room and not be kicked out of my house


I hate how dark it gets now but I love seeing the sunsets during this time


I hate my new routine makes work so much slower


"The Universe reveals its secrets to those who dare to follow their hearts".


QUICK PRODUCT UPDATE: We have a new and beneficial product feature that will be deployed to #Rokfin Creators and Media Companies in the next 24 hours or so. Be on the lookout.


What's crazy is the whole world tuning in tonight. Shit our way of living on the line


lol mr mo’s mom told him that since he’s gotten vaccinated, now he’s most likely going to get cancer. she saw an article on facebook and now she’s concerned


Just when I thought the "Knives Out 2" lineup couldn't get any better, @leslieodomjr jumped on!


How you own 5k and want to open an account


"Is that band any good?" "No, they're local"


My dog farts stink like she’s a big ass dog


Oh god I've stirred up the #StephenKing fans on tiktok


Please stop making titanfall 3 trend if it’s not been announced


Atmosphere didn’t effect them tho


Ngl studying really works lmao and here I thought it was a myth


i’ve got laryngitis. & my mom laughed at me


Trying to figure out why tf I be so tired


am i the only one who thinks popular song is cute


So sad to hear all my BIG10 boys won’t be having a fall season


ayo i dont know much about astrology but if youre a cancer it aint lookin good for you bro


Every time you’re in a rush, Uber sends you a foreign uncle that drives 20mph below the speed limit


“ d ON’t HAV E A COW?????? “


I’m trying to take you to Texas tulips doe


I love daniel


Ngl im a bit scared of this weather


I had tacos for lunch. Done washed my hands like 7xs (& face) and my hands STILL have a faint onion smell!


Issa really didn’t have to have the condom plop on the damn screen like that. Days later and I’m still cringing


Always a pleasure seeing when patients get better after being put on rare sugar therapy! This is why research is important


Like I really wish my mother was a mother as a woman I be needing a emotionally available Mother


Sweat his rice sis


goodmorning philippines and hello world hahahhaha char kabado lang sa first day


I hate facetime/skype but I want to see my beautiful gf right now... #toughtimeschangepeople


; My 3year anniversary gone be dry, cause my week just been fuckedup


Can't believe i slept early last night


Niggahs love a bitch who ain’t got shit cause a woman with a bag apply too much pressure


Who was gonna tell me that writing fics is hard


It's not a good week to be a transit rider in DC. I am a typical LGBT stereotype and do not have my license though so if metro is fucked I am fucked


#TOM tick up.


2k is now 161 dollars ….. I fucking hate these niggas…..imma cop tho


Ugh! Found the 7 layer salad my sister-in-law brought for Easter dinner. No one ate it. Does anyone eat the grossness?? Who wants an inch layer of mayonnaise on top of a salad???


please understand me when I say, Muffin from Bluey? Ion like her…


Ont mind me just depressed over the reviews of my anticipated read that I haven’t gotten around to yet


I want a chemical peel


I need to sleep so you @TheCW need to RENEW LEGENDS by the time i wake up or else


WILDFLOWER IS OUT IN GERMANY BUT ITS 11:22PM AND NOT 12AM


And where tf is my package @dhlexpressuk @USPS @USPSHelp both of y’all playing games with my package it supposed to been here Friday and when I call y’all keep saying each other got it stop playing w me


People who work in media or write opinion pieces are at a different level of entitlement. Total Angrez. They'll peddle random targeted shit & unfounded blabber as opinion & then, expect the non-media-types like us to swallow it meekly. Me: Aam aadmi hain - bewqoof nahi


PTO should really stand for “prepare the others” because I’m not comin in regardless


these spammers won’t stop spamming. wrong names, grammatical errors, and all


some girls are so beautiful, gosh


I wish - Kid Laroi


every disease come from a white. If I’m wrong, god strike me the fuck down right now!!


Take a deep breath and say Alhamdulillah


Brunei di33 80% of the students there demma head die. Tswww Yes!!! Kaakloooo 3y3 hot


“Everybody needs somebody! When you find somebody. I suggest that you don’t tell nobody!”


Was going to send a thank you + update to someone I received career advice from but apparently I'm blocked.


you telling me you fallin outta love with me, hope you can find someone to love you better than i did


Be asking a nigga for nothing & they can’t even give you that.


Actual imagine working at @user HQ. Goals I tell ya


if we get a out and out goalscoring striker i reckon we have a high mid table quality team


Unlike you; I don’t wear my heart on my sleeve.


House party is lit.


my girlfriend is so damn fine


Even tho I help students fill out their FAFSA applications at work alllll the time, i always get so anxious filing out mine.


conflicted between going back to the gym cuz i be getting chunky or just stay home so i can grind to plat in valorant


wait hang on yall blythe won a tony when she was 26 gwyneth won her oscar at 26 so is apple gonna win a grammy when she's 26??? also, both blythe and gp have won emmys.....


Want to get agirlfriend from here


Car window was shattered today by a current unknown person, that someone I wish you happiness and pray you dilute the hate in you. Happy first of the month everyone. Oh and when i find out who you are I’m taxing you down


That @BBCNews @ 10 piece with tealights representing the lives lost.......


GOING ON MY SECOND WALK


Just seen a bald head nigga with BAF1s. I ran out that bih.


Ay mis chichis


9 more days and it’s gone make a whole month without her


Asked Ed for a Pandora ring & he said nah bc he don’t wanna buy me no “cheap shit” … ok big spendaaa


SoCal friends let me know if anyone is interested in the @626NightMarket I have two tickets for the weekend of June 17-19. I’ve tried to refund them and they REFUSE to give me a refund and leave me the only option as change date or transfer to friends


being nice ain’t on the table no more.


my mental health is on thin fucking ice bc of those “turn your phone sideways, wrong way dumbass” videos


i am gonna miss my room and its ugli smell (mom said)


they ONLY play country music and their own ads


I AM OBSESSED WITH STORMZY’S ALBUM. Need has me doing the cha-cha in my room


The only good news about Biden picking Kamala Harris as his VP is that she will probably give every speech and we will never hear Biden speak again


I got another earring in my tragus and they basically had to pierce it again, it’s so sore now


Todo un shows...


yay finally paid off my macbook


i haven’t ate nun all day


New episodes of the Proud family come on tomorrow!!


literally feel like i’m dying right now


and they lived happily ever after... or until the sixers come back for the real apocalypse and devour the entire planet


Chill chicos no cantaron DICEDICEDICE trizte


I really wanna get started on my Halloween looks but every time I try to do a face I spend hours on it and end up hating it


My mom just called me and made me break down


Without xmas songs this is the chart. 1 Little Mix - Sweet Melody 2 Ed Sheeran - Afterglow 3 CJ - Whoopty 4 Ariana Grande - 34+35 5 The Kid LAROI - WITHOUT YOU It won’t be #1 this week, but next week with a discount and everyone working together ....


Love my lil homegirl P


i want to be in LA right now


When you’re pinning your fabric and realize you have to change over the colour of your thread but you don’t want to so you sit and look at your sewing machine for half an hour


5am n still awake hshshs


What a goallll Hope it wasn’t offside


ahhhh structure


everyone look outside rn it’s a really pretty sunset


Domo should have stayed a stud. Her little girly look was cute at first but now idk if its the wigs or whatever but yeah


seoah casting news when


I. AM. GOING. TO. STRANGLE. HIM.


I know I have people that know and love me when my phone blows up with texts about the Seahawks Covid protocol announcement.


we need to bring back bullying cuz who said it was valid to put ur @ on ur car


I Want AirPods For My Bday


The Cure's run of albums from '79-'92 is one of the all time great winning streaks, just constant hits for 14 years


I smell jealousy, envy, insecurity


Trying our air fryer Xmas today for first time pork chop


She accepting all my flaws I got the diamond with the kut


French exam on friday, history on monday and math on tuesday and i havent opened any book yet


I can’t wait to go grocery shopping later today. I’m going to buy myself a cake


the fact that i didn’t even know top 10 graduates was a thing until junior year is crazy, still made it tho


Saw myself in the mirror and didn't instantly go "ew"


I love long ass hair!


They tweeted about me again now I don’t have to kms


Even though i want Barcelona to win I would’ve LOVED to see james in napoli gear


So grateful for foam rollers


Twitter is my porn. It makes me so fucking hard and wet. I am throbbing


Damn so i am going out tonight


Hope I hit it big so I can Sin for my daughter


Shopping at little shops and boutiques in downtown Toronto is one of my favourite things to do. Always find unique and exclusive things. Glad they are all open


I was On TikTok live the other day & my bf overheard me answering questions in regards to my wig and he started gassin me and promoting my business n wigs n bundles n shit... ..it made me so happy


Got my Covid results back, turns out the virus doesn’t want me either


Smuckers Uncrustables be hitting different when your really hungry


Unity UI uses Stencil ID 1 for its masking. When I overlay that on a quad that’s using ID 1 to draw things, it cancels out Unity’s masking. Glad that didn’t take me two days to figure out.


@ the bibibullets with the LP scans don't be shy sharing is caring


Cool ass dude from the WestSide


Does the COVID test hurt? Or is it just uncomfortable


PlayStation Plus expired


imma be stupid thick by Feb good lawd ain’t shit growing but my ass and thighs


literally working one day outta this week


good god I farmed TW-8 so much I got the bgm stuck in my head


Sarye birthday tomorrow and she finna think she so raw


im so happy these days my boi is getting much much better


New normal was there to allow us being productive while keeping us secured from COVID-19, then there's this people using the new normal as an excuse to go for unnecessary hangout in the mall or cafe.


Yall can tell I’m hungry, I know


I502 merch is the best


Not me being off until Monday cause my whole job sick


I. Uhhvg decided to buy an Android 17 figure I hope my family won't question me about it


Keep my gen 5 w me that’s my secretary


I work to hard to be ballin’ on a budget


Partir faire ces courses c’est clairement devenue THE sortie


I need to get to Dirt Dog before the year is out lol and I need them filthy fries again !


I’m attending my first pilates class today


Been listening to jay roxxx cause


giveaway winner is being chosen


i just be cooling ion never dtm. i don’t be caring honestly just living doing me


ATTENTION: Tomorrow (Wednesday, June 15th) I'll be streaming at 2 PM instead of 5 just to let everyone know! Going to on for a couple of hours playing horror games! Come watch and enjoy!


Here, someone should tweet that Neil Lennon quote. Would be superb patter


cAsH APp mE 1k aND gEt 10K BAcK


We got the judge


I won an award for convincing corporate to reimburse employees' @Headspace subscriptions. So after 3 years away, I'm back, baby.


Again, the mf cap on this app


got too many & steady copping em


i have the perfect shape i just wanna gain a lil bit


They told me hojberg sucks


Ya'll pray for people that deal with the public. We, the public, collectively, are fucking annoying like shit. Woo! Ya'll be taking me out


I love sza a lot


Only made a snapchat to talk to fur friends. Tell me when you wanna be added


Charisma is so so precious & I will always protect her at all costs


If you “gotta see” then you not for me


In AstraZeneca we trust


The way them McDonald’s fries smell


Ever since I went celibate I decided not to never let a regular nigga fuck again. If you ever see me tweeting about getting dick or head just know it’s either from a celebrity or my husband


There are people in the world who actually believe China and Russia are NOT competing to take over the US since the 60's. What a strange time to be alive.


Neva showed ma hand dey ion kno what i be on


IM FFSRORY FOR BEASTIE BOYS POSTING


Should I get up and stream for hours today, or should I get up get things for dinner stream short and cook dinner tonight?


plugs here so stupid wtf is 8 for 8


Miches?


I’m going sleep before 4 tonight


my weather says its only gonna be 20 degrees up here


Am I the only one who doesn't save a girls number before she gives me some


you can’t really force a friendship mn jud


All my lighters goin missin


My problem is: I keep buying expensive diamond earrings and lose one and then keep buying more and lose those too


This color did not come out how i wanted


Thankful to have a roommate who likes the same cheap pizza place as I do


Time for bed, switching to 6 day a week work with double shifts


13♡ I vote for #BTSARMY as the #BestFanArmy at the #iHeartAwards 2022 (@BTS_twt)


can’t wait for ch**vin to be m*rdered


Start saving for pcy1


Veganism isn't about humans. Except that every vegan ever was human. So maybe, it's more about humans than anything else eh?


Grand rising beautiful have a great and wonderful day


The lady that does my pedis is in Vietnam until the end of the month


brands claiming they're doing the most web3 thing ever when they launch a (pseudo)DAO to "allow their community to co-create with them", while it's clear they do it because they have NO IDEA what to do in this space


This run defense is awful


My neighbors have to be fighting next door because the way these walls moving


If money and pussy run the world, and the whole world fucked up, who do you think is responsible


My boo was tired of looking at my crusty nails and was sweet enough to pay for my full set porque anja lindo saca lo cualto


Found two dollars in a coat I haven't wore since, uhh Marquette


On me I’m not opening my computer the rest of the semester


The airport situation shows how fragile we are as a nation with one mistake. Real emergency will destroy airlines


Damn they really invited a real nigga to an airb&b this bout to be


I’m ready to go home so I can eaaaat


Tl was so dead for a few days, now it's crazy again


If you say you know astrology and you use terms such as “November Scorpio” “June Cancer” “January Capricorn” you automatically lose any and all credibility.. that’s not a thing


Cam cookin


I just wanna Hershey’s chocolate bar wiff nuts


As per usual, no one: As always, my brain: "𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑨𝒏𝒂 𝒘𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆"


I would like to be a surrogate one day. But what if it’s time for me to give birth and they don’t want the baby no more


put ya number in my phone but don’t save it


A long way from a single room offices and shared folding tables. Well done, Axonifam and @user


Time…is money bitch


White noise put my baby to sleep so fast


A week of temperatures below 55 degrees Fahrenheit, yup climate change isn’t a thing


i really despise cilantro


we will be champions of england today


who wants a dt on my ultron fc?


Loooool so social gatherings of up to 6 people but school is still on and they're sending me back to uni


My biggest fear is blundering at the gym and having someone record it for the Internet


Can any James stans help me out with any of your fav interviews I can use for a birthday fancam?? Thank you on beforehand


Why niggas always gotta ruin a good conversation by bringing up sex?


I'm sure I'll die after it but, I wanna see Do it like me live


#ApologizeToVietNam Stop lying and apologize to VietNam :) You are Korean and just Korean, not king. Plz don't order everything like you're our boss. Your behavior highly disrespectful. So, comeback to your high fuck level country * cười từ thiện *


Imagine honking at me & i put my car in park at the light


SuccessFully Followed 50 People


need my professors to realize that i do not perceive myself as being, i perceive myself as meh'ing through life


People do everything in a BAD relationship but LEAVE


LMFAOOO how do i tell someone i want to be left alone without it sounding rude like i just like my alone time thats all


A guy called me pretty today


Some of u bitches weird as hell


And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight


I changed my work zoom background to the church from FF7 Remake and it’s hilarious when everyone in my meetings points it out and gets excited


that feeling when you finally complete your workout


three and a half hours and the only two villagers i thought about were pudge and chevre.


Texas prolly gonna be the move or LA


Found out at the end of the day that quality control fucked up and I spent the entire shift on nothing


Idgaf about your body count. As long as you don’t have any std & no boring as sex. I try to brag about you to my niggas


Playing against frank nitty and white Iverson today!!


The feminine urge to buy tickets to @ashemusic Austin even though I’m already going to Houston… someone tell me not to


i want another pit so bad, a blue nose at that. perfect dogs


Is it my period or is it PMS? Aaah the possibilities are endless


Really cool interactive exhibit happening across the Pittsburgh area tonight. It’s called, “Dealing with people who pretend to have never seen rain before.”


hey besties, which are your favorite songs by ruel? mine: courage, younger and too many fellings


By what right, does the wolf judge the lion… By what right


Tomorrow by this time then some team drink 4 already


Fun learning Twitter Professional Learning ENGAGE21.#cmcssengage


professors who dip class 5 min early cause they’re bored =


Fems are nasty AF


J U S T D O IT


Thanks @user for hanging out this morning and listening to me talk about Generating Ephemeral APIs with @user Links to video, slides, github repos and live versions below


One more ape till 60


god blessed me with my bestie


Sleeping with my boyfriend for an entire week has probably ruined me once I go home by myself


Tue Nov 01 2022 22:52:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time):


someone come make dinner for the chef.....I promise I won’t complain


Castlevania is a wicked good show


if you gotta cover my face to post me don’t post me at all that’s so childish


And I just failed my first quiz in grad school


MLB should know better than to start a Red Sox-Yankees game after 8pm. I’ll be asleep by the 5th inning.


I bet @user is still claiming that Boga is better than Pulisic


ill “wyd” my way until that nigga life until im done with him


id kill to have a conversation with tom harlock but i just know i’ll never be interesting enough to keep up


My heart really be hella hurt when my oldest do my wrong


So, if the ESL only lasted 2 days, does that mean the new club only won it 8 times ?


Had a cream cheese danish after lunch because its leg day baby


I have the most fpl points on the app, that’s sick


Back. After almost a year. I missed twitter


Why do you only hit every single red light on your way home when you’ve had a long day


I don't want bring out my trash. I'm afraid to meet neighbors who start small talk.


Having premonitions of them big deposits hitting


that was one eventful night but i’m happy i spent it with some of my favorite people


I guess i’m dumping my entire trading account on $AMC tomorrow. See you in DUBAI


I thought gender reveals were for babies not teens


J sucks when someone who’s supposed to be your biggest supporter does nothing but make you feel worse ab yourself


Why do gay porn turn ladies on? Wtf!


Jon Bernthal playing Michael in The Bear


So my trip to the grocery store included a gallon of milk for $7.99 and a dozen eggs for $8.99. Should we demand a windfall profits tax from farmers?


like if u see this bc idk if I wanna use this acc anymore


I wish motivation could be bottled and sold. Ya girl is STRUGGLING today


Y am I craving asparagus


I want some fye tacos


Got some not good news from the doctors today


Wtf was that match


Hot coke and cold Pepsi taste pretty close


When you say you love me No, I love you more And when you say you need me No, I need you more Boy, I adore you I adore you.


I curse much more irl. Strangely, much less on here...


IF U KNOW ME TEXT ME PLEASE ALL MY CONTACTS GONE


Me: Gets upset and overwhelmed Justin: Validates my feelings and asks what he can do to help It's like a breath of fresh air being with this man


Aright y’all know I just got Zeus. Now I done started #BaddiesSouth


NO LONGER PHONELESS


I always gotta look up stuff to see if it’s true or not & I didn’t kno u could have hair on ur tongue


Who does good makeup at Alcorn? Tag them please


how do you think furries feel about the commercialized use of 'my little meow meow'


Scrolling through my phone and saw @user videos going full beyonce. My goodness o saumi?


I was meant to watch a movie tonight oo Now I'm feeling sleepy


I wish I had a bottle right now


Don't ask me what I'm bringing to the table abegg. What table??


the real pretty.. not the popular kind


All I ask for is for U to keep it real w me & ima do the same


We. #SidHearts are proud of you Sid . We Love You #SidharthShukla #SidHearts #सिद्धार्थशुक्ला SIDECEMBER


One of my coworkers has a really great voice


Heyo just gave myself bangs at 6:30 pm


Here comes the PM to give me anxiety and ruin my day


Diamond princess type of day


It’s me who just waking up & I have work in the morning


Excited to make enchiladas today. Cravings are kicking in


Should i go conyocore


jealous of all those people who have heard ps5 already


Vibin with someone on every level >>>


Everytime he comes back it gets less and less harder to walk away


i spent approximately 100 USD on genshin impact


So apparently kulusevski, gollini, winks and lloris all have this stomach problem being the reason why kulu didn't start against Burnley. Its giving me serious lasagne poisoning vibes


Never thought she’ll grow up and turn out to be a bitch


It went from yall saying “ kush” to “ za” where was the transition???


Survived the first day of actually working at work lol


Don't ever let the same people disappoint u twice..


I love a confident dude with a attitude


I’m seriously not a fan of Chipotle anymore! They have seriously lost their greatness! I thought that only happens in sports!


me reading fintech reports while waiting in line for my second dose:


need words of affirmation


Y’all I seen durk trending and got scared real quick


I made a promise to myself that I wouldn’t get my lashes done until I got a new job. So now that I got one, I’ll be seeing you soooooon @user


Brendan Rodgers paid a lot of money for Danny Ward


Cheerwine and cream dr.pepper are my two favs.!


The universe perfectly aligns what’s needed cause the niggas oml right now make me cringe. It’s perfect cause I vowed to focus on self 1st and 2nd quarter.


I love when my district leader visits, lunch on her


I have got to learn the streets of br bruh. idk where shit at


Only 4 more followers on my IG til 1,500


grabe yung deep talks namen ni ate hehe!!


Nothing still beats having “Can I call you tonight” come on shuffle


Ndidi to Senior man Kelz is becoming a habit


Y’all couldn’t wait til the Xbox dropped to loot? had a cool 500 for a new box


Goed om dit gevoel weer eens te voelen, you guys made me proud thank you #NEDWAL Lets just say.. wales GG... just don't wake up a sleeping lion


Being able to cut people off with no attachments and it not affect you feels amazing


I heard if y’all socks mix match then.... yea


No miren mucho


Solo me meto a Snapchat para ver mis flashback


Say a prayer for one of my friends / employees. She lost her 27 year old daughter to cancer


I actually feel really good today.


Departed to our place all fresh tas because of all the happenings before the con parang sinagad ako


When yo hoes hit you up tell them daddy said wassup


How to even get through Episode 3 when Hobi keeps flashing his chest at me. Thankfully he got cold and put a jumper on eventually


I could fuck up some Applebee’s any time any day


I’m so happy, just got a new job after like 4 months


The Great Re-shit


It is a proven fact that when you declutter your purse you declutter your life.


If Indians from India are black, why not Egyptian from Africa not black?


Why did I do this to myself…I chose to watch not one but two movies that had me crying


a dime n a half


So Nancy Mace is not looney enough challenging her is piper-loomis one did not think there was stranger but apparently I was shortsighted


why’s it so hard to find pretty shoes in a decent price


The 'Hunger' Virus Kills Almost 8,500 Children Each Year, And The Cure Exists, It's Called 'Food'. But The Media Won't Disclose It, Wanna Know Why? Because It's Less Likely To Affect The Rich, It Preys On The Poor. And If You Die Poor, Less Care Is Given.


Why is Michelle Obama trending? Y’all scared of a powerful fearless women lmfao. Sure as hell would love her to be president


Still waiting for verification on streamMate cams / as if aW doesn’t connect cam system to clever tech savvy women it sUre as hell wont for me eh lol


i feel so special when someone remember my name


I’m dying to see good art rn


i miss when the kids were babies, they’re so big now


Sometimes I feel like i’m under some sort of Genjutsu


The jokes write themself on the Derrick Jaxn video but mad couples trying to get content off remake parodies


where were u carti fans before WLR?


Glad I ended up just chilling and not making any moves one $GME. Its been fun to watch though to say the least


I’m doing a sale in February.. gotta start making my flyers to release on the 1st


I want my mommy and grandma rings i want themmmmm alllll


I swear it wasn’t my choice, I used to be so kind


Let's see how many people will watch it


people who go on a trip once in 3 years, and write wanderlust in their bio fear nothing


Reverse engineer the algorithm for each State, and validate it against each County of each State. Each County. Each State.


My #AFL bets for the 2nd week of the #AFLFinals Brisbane @ $3.40 Fremantle @ $2.61 Only 5 games to go!


I talk to my code when emotions run high, Am I crazy? )


20 more minutes..


West coast did me so dirty


fingers crossed I won't wake up tomorrow


you're lucky if you have someone in your life who's proud of your little victories


I really want to style @Saweetie & @QuavoStuntin


Damn 2 years ago today I was at my graduation


Dj baddo kept me happy and working for 1hr 40mins


Seriously niggas really be waiting on they chance


I want a pink wig


just finished applying to Several jobs and internships, for the first time in A While. fingers crossed i hear back from at least one of them


Bed weather ulit


So we’ve established mock drafts are pointless, but fun (what I imagine wordle to be like), but here we are ..it’s rough round the edges and I don’t expect a call from the Athletic. May I present to you my 2022 1st Round MOCKERY DRAFT .. in thread format to ruin your timelines


Schools are opening back up….adding 15 mins to my commute


.@BWWings y’all took your Tuesday traditional wing deal from 50% off, to buy one get one, to now buy one get one 50% off. What kinda half ass deal is that?? your wings aren’t even that good. just a rip off compared to what it used to be a year or 2 ago. Y’all suck, do better.


I really went from just being like oh I love miroh to almost bursting into tears at the mere thought of anyone hurting han


yooooo it’s not something to be proud of


PULISIC GOAL but this ref calls a foul FFS


At least I’m stranded at Anahi’s


If you think Chris Bosh deserves to be in the NBA Hall of Fame, I encourage you to look up Rasheed Wallace. He was better.


A new beginning. A new life. New work. No more shit


Mama’s getting poke and sparkling juice and watching something pretty or silly tonight.


11:11 happiness and safety ng lahat


Uploading…


ANNOUCEMENT IF YOU HAVE A LOUD BOOMY ASS CAR , DONT COME TO MY BLOCK


This world scares me. The people of this world scares me.


You know they are trying to push out as much as they can through the news before #GME announces their earnings on the 8th. More to come for sure..


sorry poo


I saw this tiktok that was coming for girls that “body check” on the internet. Are you kidding??? I’m literally sexy??? Why tf would I NOT show it off?? Get right then sis. I hate the internet


I’m finna go back to the unks cause them nephews not for me


I just be traveling nowadays to scope out where I could be living next


ab to edit all of these songs since it’s too many screenshots to post


they sleep now , but nothing lasts forever


Get on your knees cuck and we can suck my Alpha’s cock together


Might be silly, but I like making facial expressions of pfp like stretched or wider


I’m sorry but it’s a few niggaz dragging dude doing that challenge today but I promise some of you niggaz be jeffin wit dude when he be down on vine at the barbershop that shit boosie if you ask me..you niggaz was smoking and drinking having a good time wit dude a week ago


someone ik just showed their pu$$y on t!kt0k ?????


this the 4th day in a row i had the same person pop up in my dream


Rewatching #BlackLightning And All Ima Say Is Jefferson and Painkiller #IYKYK


my ex bf blocked me on all socials & then made a new page just to stalk me


Squid Game got me in my bag


I ain’t gone lie some of y’all be weird as hell in real life and I be tryna understand why y’all like that


SAEY clans comp team is ready for the next season


BABYBOY


I don't want to leave Twitter. it's my favorite app, but for personal things, I'll move away and I'll leave social media for good, I know we don't know each other but I wanted to tell you this and I hope to come back well to share the emotion we have about BTS.


Won Manager of the month babyyyy!! 70% off all of dec


I love being a mommy to a girl but I didn’t expect her to have more clothes than me


I really be ready to spazz on any & everybody ..


my mom so against weed and she hosting a 4/20 party. she just texted me & said she “got a contact” and her throat burning


Bravemansgame crikey that was bloody impressive, fair play!!


These restaurants on @JustEatUK man pissing me off


Ghetto Lenny love songs


Seriously what the fuck was going through Eddie Murphy’s mind making the movie Norbit?


wilbur’s gonna make cry


That food really left a bad taste in my mouth and I’m pissed about it


If Rhianna was a titan, I’d let her eat me


Kick ass today my darklings!!


Free hit Friday after today’s result!


Just paid off the rest of my fucking car


if you start a sentence with “no offence, but...”, maybe just don’t finish the sentence, and then go reconsider your evil intentions


Church membership will not bring you salvation. The only thing that can wash the stench of sin off one's soul is the precious Blood of Jesus Christ, the Lamb of God.


Normalize my mom leaving me alone for 2 minutes


cant believe there are still people who believe cheating is ok


goodbye water sign men, I’ll only talk about y’all in therapy from now on


that new season ozark is wild


I love seeing people reaction to how all over the place Ichigo family is


Watermelon + Pickles


Twitter is on stupid mode today


guess who’s backkkkk


$SPY People should be furious that Fed is still doing QE. They don't give a fuck about inflation! Just propping their bubble up!


in need of someone to watch sad movies with me tonight & cry


Baking a Cornish Hen lemon pepper


I miss you, Mama and Nanay.


HAH DEMI APA JIMIN ON WEVERSE


childe <3____<3


Anyone want to go to winter wonderland with me?


i had to take a break from chat for a hot minute.. going back wish me luck


TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF 1. Ameh 2. Single 3. Don’t have one 4. 1k plus 5. Instagram 6. R 7. BUI 8. Nigerian 9. None 10. None yet 11. Lies 12. hm 2016 13. Money 14. She’s cool DROP AN EMOJI I'LL SEND YOU THE QUESTIONS


Be yourself. Everybody else is already taken. gn


At first I was sad Gracie was only opening the first night of Pittsburgh and not the second, but thinking more about it I’m glad because I don’t think I’d physically and mentally last long enough to see Taylor after seeing Gracie. I’d be off the balcony


Stream tomorrow around 5-6PM EST! I have a SHOWCASE of indie horror games to play


Cherish today ! It’s okay to have good, bad days and hate mail because you have your own opinion on politics and whether or not all businesses should open! If people have that much time to send you hate mail then they really need to see a shrink for self-love!


Why 6ix9ine got the boys wearing lace fronts???


When I use to go to the doctor when I was a little boy… My doctor always told me with Brown Hair & Brown Eyes is an all American Boy


Will sleep at 5a.m.


little brother looked at my hair and called me endeavor


I get cussed out more when I’m not in a relationship then when I am.


I should be in Mexico rn


I love doing lips when painting. Like-- kissable wet pink lips. So pretty


Salma put my number down for one of the military recruiting people once and I can’t wait to use her number for something similar


Just watched a 4 hour cut of Lord Of The Rings at the pictures with @user and really enjoyed it even although I had no idea what was going on


aww... oomf blocked


One thing about my kids….they can chattttt


i saw ta trending on my other account and i've never rushed this much to just to come here only to come at this


why chrissy n jim still not married


GOOOOOOL DADDY PULISIC


i am watching weston koury


My Money Might Blow Me A Kiss Like Mwauhhh


wtb / lfs Payback 10cm dolls.


kai calling me a sir…. “no sir”


“Well I mean it is more likely for a person to commit violent crimes if they grew up in the slums” I knew I shouldn’t have gone to class today


HR always asking for my autograph got me feeling like a celeb


Yeek in April


In took my Reese’s


Since Mario grabbed the keyblade he canonly gets to get one too!


NBA back on TNT


how we can live with out peace


I hate being this tired at this age...I now have two white hairs...


TWO HANDS, sis


Every Scorpio I know acts exactly the same. It’s never their fault


Life is so boring when u don't have an all consuming crush


I Carry My Own Weight Nomatter How Heavy this Shit Gets


Byee!!! Vote and stream!! Those who don't, won't ever get to attend their concert


I have decided I like to be called Dami now


idk anyone who has had as many accounts deleted as Jerm


If she catches me cheating, I’ll never tell her sorry !


I’m so due for a baecation with somebody’s healed ass son


Watching Bale now feels like me when I play in the over 35s charity league


Lol one thing about me? I’ll laugh mid argument


Can’t wait til my man come home


I managed to finish modeling my first piece but it was really hard considering how slow my PC has been .. I hope it comes out nice


After seeing Man U lose terribly to my team I’ll have the best night


Success doesn't have a due date


Agh yes chimken skin


the state automatically resumed taking out my benefit deductions but didn’t notify me about the enrollment forms so my health benefits aren’t active


The way Pop wrote Enjoy Yourself for me


I can be quiet and enjoy the things by myself. But the exact moment you give me just a little bit of space to speak about MochiJun mangas I cannot shut the fuck up. It's embarrassing but I can't stop


I miss minie


even if he gotta whole lotta stacks, tell that nigga he can kiss yo ass


Alex Turner’s hair is going back to its Sheffield era


Always handle ya business


yes, stanning dani calleiro is a personality trait


$SAND is one of the most viral concepts I’ve ever encountered.


When your new tenant says she wants to pay the next 3 months upfront. Hello new favorite tenant


You think they lying? Nxggas didn’t age the tequila that long


I have something planned for the kids like every weekend these next couple months… I love the holidays with my babies we stay busy


i’m not rekindling shit! you picked yo side, stay there


You’ll only ever see me with white nails & toes


Stay down til the come up woulda copped you a new bezel


That damn Devan


yow ra kag wtf


Man, karma sure is a bitch


CNN rlly covering this shit like the super bowl


Squirt is not pee it’s coochie broth


i need to go to stanton and to a chiropractor man


I got inspired so i wrote a little thing about taytay


I hear that holiday spots around the country are quiet including the South Island. I’m having a hard time feeling sorry for South Is businesses as many are refusing service to the only people who aren’t scared. I might head to Reefton tho.


my fav thing to do is asking my bf if we can get every cute animal i see


1883 is pretty awesome. I’ve been wanting an Oregon Trail show for a while. They did a great job


#LACANZONENOSTRA House Remix [Prod. by Sounder]


Jordan fan my whole life 37 years because I've watched the man while I was growing up. Now watching Kobe grow up into the legend he is now hurts even more.......hardest lost I've felt was over a year ago, was my mom. But this really feels like I lost a real family member


Y’all Rt my shit


PSA!!! if my little cousins (the only ones i actually care for and protect) turn into some little fuckboys… i will kick their ass myself stg


Can’t believe I argued with some Dirty Liars on this app that Kante can be called/is a DM. I blame myself for thinking it was worth it


I’m really paying for my therapist to tell me I have commitment issues... like girl, you don’t gotta tell me what I already know


Is it just me, or is today just draggingggg


If being fat is so bad why your man wanna hit so bad?????


I can’t do nun but laugh at the niggas she fw


Yeahhhhh ayeeee play fight


“Real bonds don’t break they bend”


SOY HORRIBLE MAN


I’ll cook for my man today since he took me on Baecation


I just came to the realization that I may be a baby.


JUST KIDDING. The late post's caption was indeed, a hundred percent just a joke.


Really miss dick fr !


I’m over packing and moving


Yeah ok I wish a white mf would try me tonight


Good Morning. Yes, morning person po tayo today. HAHAHAHAHA


My first merch drop is 100% going to be a cool stick I found on a hike. Each stick will be unique!! And each will be held by THE Ayu


The urge me ja bo krejtve like storyt n'insta just because


Giving miserable people access to your energy is a disservice to yourself


besok uas speaking, and for the first time uas speaking real time


the SAT is tomorrow and i’m freaking the fuck out


My library is so dry


Yes, I’m still around. I’ve just been busy being gorgeous and living my best life. Pics coming soon.


Eric Bailly. Good half.


When you wanna go from work, to the hang out spot but your weed at home <<<


Also I went from 12 to 23 followers


i love making my own schedule and being my own boss


Good-bye and hello, as always, did you read Anna karenina? NO? What are you still standing here for? GO do it!


thinking abt ela my unproblematic queen


Shambles!!! #NFFC


I’d love to be in an outdoor hot tub by a lake in cold weather


Are we ready to have the convo about the rose vibrator orrrr save it for later?


I don’t like being round people that say hatin’ shit in a joking way. Weird energy.


Hacking at the first pitch after the guy in front of you walks should be punishable by law.


help me lose ebg this is boring


Still working on the fakemon stuff btw sorry for the delay


SPOILER ALERT: Catelyn poisons Varys.


Wife is away. I make dinner. Daughter fixes her own plate gets her own drink and puts seasoning on the table. Son stands around. I fix my plate and set it on the table. He starts to eat it. "Fucker fix your own damn plate!" "Mom aint here, I'm not your butler!"


tw // suicide - - - just got told to k!ll myself bc of some dumb tags on my fc


#ArrestSharjeelUsmani If chanting Jai Shree Ram makes me a terrorist then I'm a proud terrorist.


Lewa also hit 70 CL goals tonight


I saw an insta story of someone saying they wanted to put a year of being a stay at home mom on their resume to “normalize it” NO!!!! It’s not professional experience!!! It’s a normal gap in employment!!!! Just talk about it CLOWN. I can’t believe I’m protecting linkedin ppl


So, was in town today… did ALOT of shopping and saw some CUUUUUTE guys


Meeting people where they're at towards theoretical allyship while tweeting about democratic centralist solidarity #socialism


Tweeting to fuck with peoples mind


2020’s season finale is about to start


Looks like it’ll just be PSG vs PSG every fifa game


I won’t be having a roommate


THE WAY HARRY'S HAIR BOUNCES


On the bright side of online classes I don't have to wear pants or a bra and get to poop at my own house while saving gas AND I get to cuddle with my dogs while at "school"


Do I have a bug to fix? Yes... But teaching my mom how to use Twine is more important right now Bringing the joy of #gamedev to the family


spent my last quarters on the pac-man machine and i forgot i still needed quarters to dry my shit lol i guess we riding with the windows down


Morning routine - watching book recommendation


Harry singing men’s shirts short skirts soooo when are we gonna see him dressed like that


After working for at least 20 years with web dev, I am 100% sure of one thing: I HATE BUILDING WEBFORMS!


Taco Tuesday Or Sea Food Tuesday?


seventeen playing computer games is the best thing ever, i’m laughing so much and i am actually surprised that jeonghan is this good


If by some off chance I actually get 200 followers maybe I'll do something a bit bigger than this montage


i have so much work to do but i’m so tired kinda debating on just cramming everything tm


i can’t wait for him to go from My Man to My HUSBAND


Cleaning once again I am actually happy about it.


tomorrow is lay's birthday


I bust my ass and set the alarm off trying to catch the ice cream truck.


Curtain Delivery done


/ all of a sudden images don’t load including pfps@


Natalie trying to teach Shayne how to say banchan is like me trying to teach my partner how to say Filipino words... except the only thing he remembers is penis


My earbuds aren't working right now but my gym is playing In Flames so it's okay


I’m never gone be able to wear this skirt, bc i can never find a shirt


If your Love don’t come with Loyalty keep it


Idk this whole thing is making me so mad. Not even a week has passed since his series announcement and ppl are already putting him down. Then we have some spreading mistranslations. He was supposed to be happy and enjoy this event but his head was thinking about this issue


Tonight’s stream is gonna be juicy


Big sexy Giroud


ON was a groove and I was so hyped until the Lights and Your Eyes Tell Duo came on to make me cry


My favorite snack got discontinued and I can’t find them anywhere


Iont got no titties. Iont like dat


Dammmmn plum


Aff e esse ep 3 hein Ju?!


I hate when i get my waxes & they leave crumbs of wax on my ass


I think my neighbour took down my other neighbour’s t***p sign and replaced it with their b***n-h****s sign (censored so political nuts don’t find) and honestly? I’m lovin’ it


got my #RHOA & #RHOP only watching work bestie to try #RHONY and she’s obsessed… another one thank you


$SPY i wounder when people Actualy lose hope.. Havent the Hole world kind og agreed things are going down, and good days from 2010-2020 is over??


I would post for portfolio day but,, *looks at the material* umm,,,, maybe Not this time


it’s the most beautiful time of the year. happy dec


I’m finally going back to the gym today!


Thoughtful Tuesday do something special for someone xoxo


I got a sunglass tan


I get so aggravated and annoyed when my pictures don’t come out how I want it


To my future husband, What is mine is mine and what is yours is ours.


Android 12 looks sleek though


my mind be on autopilot the entire time i'm driving and be wondering how i got to my destination. thank god tho


Weekly reminder that this is a Nick Cannon Stan account. Always has been. Always will be.


Just told my parents that the day corona disappears I won’t be home for a week. They agreed and said the same thing


Spotify. Kind courtesy Ayiku lane Daddy cool


I've seen enough this season


Bruno going out wide


I should make Friday my self care day


if you are hating on people for shaking their ass/twerking just say you have movement


stan if u see this i love u please stop this


A man needs a poison


Now I want the hands with Eric Nelson. RUN IT


made i/kea give me a refund on my billy bookshelves and ordered a new one that will hopefully be here in less than 30 days


Why would one want/need a semiautomatic gun?


For the first time in over three months I went two days straight without crying and these two days Brandon sent me beautiful signs.. i miss you more than ever big guy but ima keep it together


explain to me how trump had the virus for three days and is already fine? either he lied for sympathy or there is something abt the virus being hidden from us


manifesting girlfriend but it’s someone in PARTICULAR this time


Body transformations take so long that its both exciting and boring at the same time. Exciting for the outcome but boring for the process


New School For My Kiddies This Yr!


If sex is so good, why isn't there a sex 2 ? kinda overrated tbh


Yuli and I are both Hispanic and we’re both cool asf, so you could say we’re... cool beans!


when im drawing, i color skin like im applying makeup. it’s so fun


fuck doing homework george only turns 26 once


I saw @AmberScholl wearing a pink Prada bucket hat so I had to buy a pink Prada bucket hat


Dude at the gym smells like cigarettes and musk


I've been at the crib listening to the best emo rock album "just married" and writhing in pain


This man in the gym just did a split


This narrative that Lee Johnson got sacked because he didn't want Defoe is bizarre. Nothing to do with being shit, only winning 7 games in 22 and getting dicked 6-0 off Bolton


So who’s house am I swimming at the next few days lol


All I want is peace of mind...good job, self!


Biceps new album wowww can’t wait to hear it all


stream @ 5pm EST ( 20 minutes )


Gentaro I always knew you were a protective cursed being


And please stop calling me crying I don’t wanna have to change my number again


#plasmicgasification is an Environmentally Sustainable Alternative to Landfills and Incineration


Was A.M born with a voice that deep


Have mistimed first coffee. I mean mine is ready and I’m enjoying it in bed. But by the time the Dutchman gets home from his training session in the park in the rain his may well be cold.


Pray Tell


someone hook it up with a beta code i pre ordered on pc not knowing im not gonna get a code


Be nice to people but don’t borrow them money


Guess I like eggplant now..


ion think nobody can check me on the perimeter


This The Realest Relationship iEver Been In I Don’t Want It To End Fr


Alcohol should really be illegal. It's turns you into a whole different person


Q amorrr


give a nigga an excuse and he’ll solve it, sir pls understand i’m not interested in anyone


I fancied City to walk the league this season & win it by at least 24 pts. By the time Liverpool go to Chelsea on Sunday, City could be 12 pts clear. If you can't beat Leicester over the course of 90 mins over 2 games within the space of a week, you may as well pack in


$MARA hope the cry babies crying for cheapies loaded up on that dip!! LOL


on sight means on sight not in no counselors office having meetings


I like Maeve Wiley’s voice a lot


I take it as a blessing I don’t ever have to deal with any baby daddy issues of him never wanting to see his kid or just on his time…. My son go to to his daddy’s every time he wants


Posting another sweet corner market tomorrow morning . Goodnight again


The diffuser scent I got in my room rn is so good man. Lemon lime scents


me se todo SOUR


You pretty but what else…


Just had to mute someone who’s tweets make me cry and why are they advertisements


Man you know what worse then a breakup, have you guys ever drive and their multiple pot holes on road


Love how the local hiphop heads remember Nicki bars when it’s time to protect Meek


i change my dp every few weeks because i do not know what i look like


HANDS ON MY KNEES


I be beasting with the sides for dinner aguacate spinach salad Madurai with moro de gandule and chimera Frita


knowing your drake is my love language


Yo there are a lot of cops resigning and nobody gives af... yet.


Betwixt The Sheets (@WhoresofYore 's podcast) is SUCH a fascinating listen - HIGHLY recommend


I’m a pornstaaaah, not a doctaaaah *champange papi voice*


my mf’n other sister i never had @user


Forgot to turn timelapse on because I'm stupid and gay and have a fat ass


I could neeeveerrrr


italrry


Goodmorning, Mag ingat ang lahat


I haven’t relaxed since primary 1 eyy


Ok so Netflix wants to release seasons to all the series I watch as soon as I have midterms


What’s the best wing sauce?? I’ll go first, Spicy garlic


This virus better fuck outer here tho like why u fucking up the world


I use bro way too much, maybe thats why im single


U broke me 4L


So nobody was going to tell me they put Set It Off on Netflix


Jesus Christ why y’all keep unfollowing me I’m finna make a new acc


i feel like i want to rest playing social media, but my college...


$QQQ ok finally some volume on the buying side, possible double bottom price action in play here


Seeing the tweets asking to name 4 players, films and tag 4 others is interesting. I’ve seen it passed on to so many people very quickly today. A bit like a virus


A man that is supportive and provider>>


I love Taproot


2 braids fuck it


if i could delete all social media and go completely off the grid i would, but no here i am waiting for these grown men to update me about their life during quarantine


Future wasn’t lying when he said “ she belongs to the streets”


When Blxckie says "one more time" at the end of Hold, he ain't lying


Wow Bordeaux


$SHIB may dump very very soon. Tread carefully @user


Brenton getting me right for the summer.


Niet hoe de andere dj host zei dat hij er niet veel van weet of mee te maken heeft .. aint yall a dj hosts together voor 538? This a group project hun


bought 4 self-portrait albums


AAAAAAAAAA ALMOST 100 FOLLOWS AND I JOINED LIKE 2 DAYS AGO THANKUUUU but atleast like my tweets SMH they're flopping like all of us on our diets


Okay I said i'll stay over for a COUPLE minutes.. Baby it's been 13 minutes.. that's a FEW


Cause we got some things to do tonight…


the bridgerton script can be so weak at times


When they brought up the Apple Card at the Apple Event today, was really hoping for international expansion…


Will being a big ball of energy in #LoveIsland shows that even when looking for love you can still have a blast and don’t gaf!


Oh my... This guy is driving me crazy with his love. And I'm head over heels in love with him


Let your phone be your best friend because only your phone will keep secrets friends don't do


Can i crush on you my sugarplum


When you drive and he pays


They posted the pictures on TikTok


I'm planning on making an account specifically for art (and maybe some future plans for a patreon/kofi subs for mini commissions) but I basically want to curate an art specific platform so I don't feel bad when I just post memes on here


Birfday in 4 days


I’ve been working since I got up and still got a long way to go


Dear twitter, Please verify @user


Hazard looks confident tonight


i have a picture of fanny débito over my door now


My wife is so smart and beautiful man I rise in love with her everyday


waiting for rain in california like


she looked so good but why did they leave the boring questions like


i just saw a vagina on my timeline?? gross


If anyone wants me to draw something just reply what you want me to draw on this tweet


here the professors go wit that bull shit


22/2/22 Manifesting happiness, blessings and peace of mind


If you could have a music superpower, what would it be?


Chandler Moore


#unbanquinnfromcorriecord get it trending fellas


new show announcements for Taruhh soon


I just can’t invest in shit to end up broken hearted - Kehlani


i miss chloe and halle being together


They say u get a Millie make u massive


I want a “Love is Blind: 40s Edition.” They’d need to double the number of contestants though cause folks would be done with people so quick. The moment that red flag drops, back in bed nestling a good book.


Doin everybody else hair but my shyt looking crazy


if it’s true I’m going to be MAD


i love love thooo when it’s genuine


Claudia Conway is probably the actual reason the president wants to disband tik tok in the US


I hate when I forget to put earrings on


theres 1 spot left in dantum wifi who wanna try out we got me kirbykid _sans and brian-ding


if you fuck with me cashapp me $10 >:| $itsstarfiree


til this day I still love cornuts with chile


Hey @YodelOnline where did you deliver my @ZARA_Care parcel? Because it sure as hell wasn't to me


the first i ever went into spencer’s when i was a child i ran out crying


my banana pudding was so delicious , @user @user


Falling in love is easy, but staying in love is very special.


Eating 5-6 meals everyday


Feeling genuinely excited at the prospect of going back to the gym. This time with more focus, drive and discipline


10x60 bien hechas


Youngjae en love & wish me hace sentir muchas cosas


Alright ima say it I think Henry Ruggs iii is gonna be the next Desean Jackson not Tyrik hill


$FUBO next target is $34.7 Over $35/$36 $FUBO can run to $50+ Wow


I want some King crab legs


29/30 sa Philosophy, thankyou Lord


i think im burning my food


Finally bought new running shoes


I'm out of alignment sooo bad, I just wanna sleep all day


Can someone clean my house please because between work and 2 babies and trying to go the gym and trying to be social and trying to be a good mom/wife I have completely given up on trying to keep the house clean


Lately, I’ve been getting good news when I really need it. One step closer!


soda is so disgusting to me now


Three things you can always count on to tell the truth; small children, drunks and leggings.


debating if i wanna pull for childe next banner


There was an internet outage in my area so I can’t watch Netflix and cuddle up in a cozy blanket since it’s raining


i got a temporary $2 raise because of the lockdown


Tired of full-blown adults acting like they’re still in high school. If you’re pissed because you didn’t like an opinion I had, speak up instead of just ignoring me or giving clipped responses. You want to be passive aggressive? Two can play that game


Tomorrow I find out my degree class and whether I’ve gained QTS or not


People talk shit then go compliment you


2023 push to get on @SuperRare


Derek Chauvin If anyone can be the cause of someone not being able to breath and they can be found not guilty even though the whole moment was filmed in HD then this is a justice system that has failed, the absence of truth in the 'expert' defence witnesses has been shocking


mor iphone 12


Got removed From another bio


ILLEGALBOY


danish if ur reading this , u and many others deserve financial compensation for viewing my questionable tweets


Valorant with my kda: Nice work! Champagne without the cham


My love for linen and hate for ironing are problematic


We'll always be friends because you match my level of crazy


kok gue gaada thank you thank you nya


Finna get this 360 camera expensed from work.


He knows he is safe with me


This not having a haircut for the birds


2-2 with the RBI.... and a close play Under Review


BREAKING:


85 South Show this weekend


might swap my iPad for that m1chip version


i can only do homework in my kitchen now and whenever i start to FINALLY get to doing something my parents come home and then obviously i get distracted bc it is a common space and sigh


The virus will rock us but it's an amazing year to be a scientist and a health professional.


I have a best friend that lives 3 blocks away that I haven’t seen in a couple years


Here come all the horrible takes “WhY dIdNt ThE bEaRs SiGn TeRrOn ArMsTeAd To A fIvE yEaR dEaL?!”


I have such a busy schedule tomorrow


We all possess creative inner ability, we only need our hands on desk to activate it, you can't exhaust your intrinsic value and brainpower


Idk, La Casa Del Burrito might be my new favorite Mexican spot


I be chillin wit my blunt


I stayed in Inglewood a number of times for chunks of time. There were no white folks anywhere. I wish more people told the city to go fuck themselves. But politically I know how these things go. “They will have jobs for you”


Anyone else feel like you always have to be the bigger person in ALL situations


Chocolate covered Pineapples


I'm loud today haha sorry!just in a good mood because of yesterday


Eden is happy, the world is good


Hoping my parents could come and visit soon. Oh covid, please settle down


Got a super exciting project planned for next week. Excited to get this started.


i cannot believe my job really wants me to work


I’m due for a new purse, ASAP


Drop your fav song


One Vinyl Im really chasing right now only has one seller right now for $250 dollars ;-; This is an absolute STRETCH, but anyone have their hands on @user Controller / Mirrors and willing to part with it?


Had a panic attack and cried so ugly thinking I cracked my back camera only to realize it was just the screen protector


Man I get a birthday shoutout from @ZelinaVegaWWE that would make my day


YouTube video tommorow


Put kandipappu instead of pachisanagapappu in talimpu. How is your day going?


mom noticing the withdrawal symptoms


day scholar life is either feeling guilty about spending too much time on campus and not enough at home, or spending too much time at home and not enough on campus


I’m going to start 75 hard on January 1st if anyone wants to join me!!?


Does anyone know of like a, who's who, for #KinnPorsche? One ep in and I want to know all the names!


the babe is here!!! #Eurovision duncan


who’s going to AX ?!


NA markets closed. All the best, US elections. Respect the results. Be proud to be a democracy. Once all votes are counted. The US and the world will start a new chapter. Have a great rest of day.


Use to be a dream of mine to get that blue checkmark. Now I'm okay with never being verified


Today I tied a tree stump to the hitch on an atv, yoinked it outta the ground and hauled it to the woodpile and I feel triumphant (there are like 12 more trees to go)


If you like post Television that’s coming from Heaven, If you don’t Hustle you will still not buy it


Good morning ladies and gents . Have a fantastic day ahead


fifa is about to be dead this year, cant wait to load up against PSG every game


accidentally locked myself out of my phone....laptop twitter it is


the aqua waves plug ins defff bussssss , my new fav


Thinking about what we have been through in the last 10 years, a lot of 1 in 100 year events the next 90 years should be a breeze!


Less likey more sendy


Which one is more a demon? Back tat or thigh tat?


Joey B say he starting week one


im in the middle of a gender crisis lmao god if you real please help


can you guys pls give me some funny queen memes


I love booty


Sitting in the car outside the gym feels so good. Like please god I don’t wanna go today. Please. Uh. But I’m here. Uh. Okay I’m getting out of the car now. Umm.. ufff! Can I please eat fries and not put on?


What a disastrous second half


frs with a fat wing


Y’all cry every year over Valentine’s Day Lmaoooo I just take my L


Adekunle always collecting special recognition


genuinely with all of my heart enjoy those game montages over deep music


// animal death just found out we’re putting my cat down in four fucking hours lol


FED meeting tomorrow #FED #jeromepowell


hoseoks best hair color debate? everyone knows its blond


Happy birthday DOOM Rest In Peace


Just finished Ozark… Wendy is killing me


So many builders on #Solana will get their possibly biggest chance once the top #1 and #2 collections move to the other blockchains. Who are they?


Going to take a much needed nap, then I will be doing the evening stream to derust my Metal Gear Survive run for the relay race this weekend


Bro said we making 10k before this blunt go out


Chale mabr3, I’m exalted or however they spell it.


Why do Young Arabs show the Good Side of Islam and ignoring the fact that Arab Men had been abusing their Wifes at home for generations


one more wish fulfilled


Cupping grossed me


Nimmo cycle


Gentlemen & a Scholar..


I haven’t felt this good in a little while. A breakdown must be coming soon


I want some gum rn


Cold hard facts: If Clemens and Bonds weren’t world-class assholes, they’d be in the HOF. David Ortiz used PEDs and goes in first ballot? Ahhh, okay. So it’s cool if you were a PED user as long as you were a personable media darling. In you go.


You was on some sneaky shit, trying to get yo hoes up


Nah i hate when ppl lie to me


20 days until my onlyfans


Internet explorer is no more after tomorrow?!


Morning to all.. May God bless us all.. Have a fine day and take care!


Guys in short maid dresses that show maybe just a bit of pectoral is hella hot


o o o I think the new emojis are out, at least on my computer twitter


I’ve never curled my hair by myself so tonight I am going to try


It’s cool my dad was a professional wrestler because he never really hit me But you didn’t want him to get his belt


The only problem I can see in wareing masks in shops is identifying the robbers


Loved the @DeadByBHVR 6TH Anniversary stream! So much goodness to come in the future!


I want to go running but I don’t want to lose anymore booty


I lack a lot of things but experience is not one of them.


Coming back to this tweet when Tottenham Hotspur have qualified for the Round of 16


CM Punk was such an amazing entertainer but man… he can’t fight for shit


If I don’t win the raffle for these margaritaville crocs


Rihanna is dropping everything but music


Please stop being so insensitive and be good to her. Respect pls. We don’t know how bad and traumatizing that was for her.


life is boring without the fp groupchat add me back


Cannot wait to go to alton towers


Am I the only one who doesn’t think Elisa Lam was murdered


Some old lady came into the farm, took a pint of blueberries, tried 1, went “these are sour”, and put them back


You also watch fifa


Some shit you just can’t take back and god knows where I’m from bitches don’t get chances like I do and these blessings just drive me crazy smh if a mf is faithful and bitches keep saying he’s fckn them then what that mean? Who’s really lying


I got a letter in the mail yesterday that my advanced child tax credit payments will start this week and I swear to god after all I went through to elect out of the payments, if they send them to me anyway, I will... well, I won't do anything because what can I do?


nineteen & no drivers license but a drug charge… okay


Erica should get better abeg . Miss her smiling


Very disrespectful, tueh


Today cray cray sha. Phew


Pussy on my beard plzz and thanks


I finally managed to make Black Swan Jin for Jin's birthday event


Shill your unique #NFT here


Today is a beautiful day and I woke up sick


Do not try to put your negative thoughts and doubts into my head


gonna keep this dn


im never a guy who sits in bed and does nothing hustle 24s


I’m really a different breed cuz shit that people do I just can’t...I ain’t fuckin with that


Hey girl how you doing? My name is Charlie last name Wilson


Next Saturday is gonna be hella hyped


i got my booster shot today & it hurts so bad


Kudos to @GolfChannel for their celebrating the Open special. Makes me miss it even more


When you're a light novel translator, every month is NaNoWriMo


The only skipless album in the world for me is reputation and that’s how I know she’ll always be my baby


For the times they wasnt humble when we was broke


i woke up this morning to thomas liking my comment im gonna cry


what have I missed from quackitys stream


ill just eat karipap, drink coffee and say im not hungry for the whole day. how am i even functioning


Oooh that turn


the only way I know how to cope with the pandemic is smoke weed all day, do mutual aid, and buy cute outfits to wear out once it’s safe again


My son says he likes his coffee like he likes his women......HOT SWEET AND WHITE!!!


I help a nigga get on his feet while I still was working on me


Listening To The Crickets. Soo zone..


This gal @user is turn into a whole different person with road rage


hoping more lines for jeongyeon this comeback


is it anxiety or covid? come in back in 48hours for the results


do u guys wanna see my lo'ak edit


Finish the season now ! It’s the safest thing ! Safety first #lfc


Bastard. Nobody wants rotten kids like you all!


DAMN YALL- YALL REALLY DID THAT PLSSSSSSS


I just found out I’m a dinner whore


They need to make a chicken the new logo for Thanksgiving, cause turkey trash


Then I take over the teachin and u know what I'll do first


Alr, drop an emoji if you see this post!


$MFH halted


Knockkkk it offff


Shitting a brick because we’re having a baby in 44 days


Don’t scroll through my likes if you don’t wanna see my dick


i'm too pretty to be sad


content creation is a full time job. so is writing + recording


My blanket ripped out my fucking piercing this morning


I've set my alarm for 6.30am to go for a run and to go to the gym, so you can expect me to be tweeting from bed at 9am tomorrow about how I'm a failure


i could never live w my parents again


They really love twisting words when they get caught being hypocritical


Watching Don’t Look Up. So far, my favorite part is when the head of Planetary Defense tells the professor that he is storytelling and, “No math.” Professor: “But it’s all math.”


Giamela’s tho


kinda wanna change my account


i’ve been off work since friday celebrating my birthday and now i have to go back to work tomorrow and i’m sad


Our baby mamas ain’t the same she like baby daddy ice my chain


i come home and feel better after feeling like shit for 8 hrs ?!?!! wtf i was in pain ALL DAY


I tried making funny faces to my baby niece. Tell me why she started crying


Happy birthday my dearest brother @HeroManoj1 #HappyBirthdayManchuManoj let your large heart contain the entire world with love


Love black people like you love black music. Thank you


So, not mage thoughts. Nightmare and Killer


Should’ve known the IRS would auto charge my taxes


I have real responsibilities ova hea.. REAL GRIND


De Gea's passing and sweeping activities were surprisingly very good today


I got off early.. to eat tacos in bed & I have no regrets


i lov u nine followers


I can't wait till I could pull up to the scenes with my ceilings missing.


Was In a Jail Cell I Had To Read bout BigBro Death


If a someone ever sends you an unsolicited dick pic, don't respond save the photo, print out the photo, take photos or a video of you stabbing the photo with a large knife or burning the photo, send the footage to the owner of the dick pic


This Malan and Buttler partnership is


Boy stuff is so regular ..


Imagine needing to get your birth control shot and you switched insurances so your gyno doesn’t accept it and not even my primary care physician can administer it because they didn’t prescribe it so you gotta prick yourself and hope you did it right


They be saving and coddling them bitches


Whether the @BlueJacketsNHL get the W tonight or not, Joonas Korpisalo BETTER get the 1st star of the game ..... cause I mean holy shiz!


There’s so many new things happening left and right omg


Is summer cancelled or should I go ahead and get this baiting suit


Just open a glass of wine... it needed to breathe


Big moods today...


Week left in school! God is amazing! I actually stuck it through


Let me go make my marathon Salaah because the EC was super busy tonight


I'm so pumped for tkrb en vers...sword boys on my tl again.....


When your part time check looking thick & juicy as hell


You know what I be on we bout to go raw


This year is going to be BIG


i think it's momo tonight


My man’s family be getting me on my nerves


Lookin for a car is stressful asf for no reason at all


PRIME HAS LIKE 3 SEASONS OF CATFISH THAT I CAN WATCH FOR FREE BYE NOBODY IS GONNA HEAR FROM ME FOR AGES


Come on wang


Also where is the toilet paper? Why is there none? None at all. Like one lone roll of off brand paper towels are left in every store.


Rate me totally didn't steal this from vis 1. Fuck Off 2. Idk you 3. I’ve seen you 4. Mutual 5. Don’t talk a lot but chill 6. Should talk more 7. Friend 8. Close friend 9. Best friend 10. LETS SMASH


Ultimatum….all or nothin


oh to have parents that accept me for who i am


Flick voice: dating a 4 ' man is fun until he flies out the window like a napkin


The pretty babymother


Sancho wearing #9 because Harry Kane thinks he is Ronaldinho


My heavy on dyeing my hair black with my bundles


Certified Dripper


It's always good to talk to Oliver


Los Blancos Awful Asf


I love when people feel comfortable crying in front of me or to me. Something about being a safe space for a friend or family is just nice


okay going to make a fc that i probably wont post but yeah


ahhh its finally “get me 2k and ill get you some uggs” season


All my birthday festivities I’m so excited forrrrrrr


Help me when things seem difficult for me. Even when it's hard, help me get up and keep trying as you did. Help me do my best without comparing myself with others.


we probably won’t find out who is president until like next week no cap


Watching last night’s Colbert and realized that I never before thought to follow @Cher on Twitter! You may think I should lose my Gay Card, but I don’t know where it is...haven’t seen it in years.


I want some BBQ chicken pizza so bad


I miss my stupid ass baby father


Great result again tonight once again proving what a force we are becoming at Kenilworth Road. I still think we’ve got more to give too


I don’t need my family’s help but I know if it came down to it and I was in financial need they would help me


So many exciting things coming our way


Everybody cart in Walmart small asl now


i love me some “ready to ship” items


Dont give me a mic if you just gon drop me once yo friends get in the space


ⓘ This user account has final exam. If there’s anything, just let me know.I will reply as soon as possible. 5555555


also still on cali time. i went to bed at 2 am yesterday smh. and forced myself to get up at 11. however i have a 9 am appt tomorrow so i need to go to bed at a reasonable time


Dam @Saweetie really did him with back to the streets like


End your day with a Prayer


Billboard hot 100 posted early today??


Who are these fucking idiots on The One Show they’re asking about Biden and Trump? “Nah I don’t think whoever the president is affects the UK, they’re too far away from us and I think we’re a more powerful country anyway”


Popular opinion: @user should have dropped White Owl today, not Friday


"A fearless fighter for the little guy"


I leave work and rush home just to get my comfy clothes on and binge watch a Netflix series with some junk food


Where the basketball players that want to shoot a vid of some runs ? I can switch to that lane too


Drown me in a pot of my moms sauce


Smoking weed & watching icarly


How do u smoke a blunt in the shower


Data Pitch was a three-year, EU-funded open innovation programme to bring together organisations that have data with SMEs that work with data. It ended on 31 December 2019, but if you want to find out more about data sharing and what we learned, we have lots of resources


The same people who say they never said anything sexist about Sarah Palin are the same ones who said if you say anything negative about Hilary you are sexist.


i need to redo my carrd like i still got my ppp fc on there and it got deleted like 2 years ago LMAOO


Macar au dat answer


I could watch dogs chase after balls all day


You know what I love about the @user That even if you are a huge fan of a specific team, you still can cheer for the other side especially when you're out of the running for the Shield. Yeah it stings but I love how wholesome the league and fans are. I'm proud to be a Rugger


Pre-scared of all the mean things ppl are gonna say about Kamala


Damn, i really have to live with myself for the rest of my life


Can’t believe I squirted in front of the boys


$INTK heavy shorting going on yet we're teetering even to green for the day Yesterday we saw 42% of shares traded being shorted... We get some solid volume going and we can easily break $.02 this week


It’s annoying when you have a state inspection at 910 and your vehicle still isn’t ready


I hate that I get hungry in the middle of the night


I had a really nice stream today


I just wanna thank god a nigga turned into a boss


Isayama really gave us no dialogue and dipped. We know nothing fully


Post all y’all pictures rn Cse if y’all post on Aug 11th you’re definitely fired bih


personally im extremely excited for 23.5


When I say “niggas ain’t shit” I’m not talking about MY nigga… my nigga is shit, my nigga is THEE SHIT


I nolonger have content exams are tearing me apart


#NewGirl Abby BF didn’t wanna move in with her cause he wasn’t into letting her seeing him naked


A study was done that said you can't hurt anybody if you can't find your car keys...


VCU ladies be careful if you’re walking on campus alone!! Some guy followed me around the Barnes and noble VCU store and followed me out too, luckily I had my car so I left ASAP. Imma pepper spray this mans next time I see him


He can't speak. Sindoor khaliya idiot ne


Honestly stan people who still stream all the underrated BTS songs because I can’t find any and it shows


“I barely eat pork, I don’t even like money with Abraham on it”


is probably 23 with muscles bc u used to be this shit dropped and tittys.


Well, I'm now between 500 & 600 lost followers. That's up from a loss of over 2k. I just can't figure Twitter's angle. They took so many away & the gave me back almost 1500. Sheeeeesh!


Watch The recruit and thank me later.


ap chem WILL be the death of me


A PWI is not an HBCU, das all I know


Until a bitch come to ME it isn’t any beef, just a miserable bitch


Brilliant stream @user Thanks


Wow I can’t believe im about not drink any wine for 31 days


these new niggas are


Wishing I baked a cake for todoroki for his birthday


Midnight laps while movie mara


Nah but for real thou pray for me.... I'm in immediate danger. I just went to 4 auto parts places with my dad that said they "had the right part" and they didn't. He keep looking at me while driving and Im staring straight ahead no eye contact and talking.


Just spent the equivalent of a day's salary on this girl. But i'm sure its fine if i think of it as the day i did nothing at work.


“She didn’t write that” YES WE KNOW


Wanna bury my face inbetween her thighs


So mad I can’t go to work this week


Rejoice in our confident hope. Be patient in trouble, and keep on praying. Romans 12:12


Mad at myself for not taking care of stuff sooner. I'm dropping the ball lately


Got my coffee fix


istg im not active for a goddamn day and suddenly my fancam has 300 views and everyone is simping over kureto


did i just accidentally helped out a cop . cancel me already


I’m officially down 10 pounds


Been ignorin my phone most of the day. I need some quiet time.


I’m getting tf out of VA and never looking back


This election anxiety is peeking


Now I gotta make baked mac n cheese because I promised. In this heat.


I did a very husbandly duty today getting her that Ford Bronco… imma need compensation


Do not be shaken off. We have a global force that they can’t handle. We go down as part of history. The generations that changed the market. #amc #gme


if I say she one more time!! Yeah just take me to the back so I can look myself


How I’m still getting bit the fuck up by these mosquitos in November?!?


not him calling us couple goals haha he LOVES me


My favorite tweet of the day: “Happy Mary Anne MacLeod Trump REALLY should have swallowed day!” Not sure who I stole that from.


Gerald Ratner moment for IKEA


Very inspired by the team @ParkinsonsUK and their approach to designing for people affected by Parkinson’s. Great example of how to do #digitaltransformation and #techforgood in the charity space - @user @user @user Shaun Le Geyt and & Ilona Garlick


The main stream media media and their Democrat partners have caused such a division in this country and hatred for regular Americans,they know what’s going to happen come Nov,in saying “if we’re going down so is the country”


Never was the type to dwell on somebody else I will get mines regardless the situation!


Do you still watch CT17's highlight or you are normal?


God in heaven grant me what I desire the most. Cause it’s getting frustrating already. Amen


The bad part of having muscular arms. Brand new tshirts rip after 1 simple


Did y’all know straightpath is called “Seamen Neck rd” ??


lft fncs week 2


i got 75% of my right forearm covered today in tattoos.


What the Hell happened to the @Giants Tae Crowder ? This guy was a really good player and had an excellent first half of the season He was signed by the Pitt. Steelers today/ does anyone know ?????


goodmorning have a good week


Trying to keep Krazy Katie at bay


Love my new bih, she so new


A wah dis Barnett tek up pan himself?!


I think ima need my fan on tonight


Gi you all a scissors if you doe know how fi cut


Dinner will have me on my ass and it’s raining


What a strikeeeee Harry


Hi Good Morning! Smile and Be grateful


My morning client is soooo welcoming, I only have two weeks with her and they're sooo nice


And that is really saying something for me because I’m ALWAYS curious about people’s signs. Always. Like, I don’t need your name, just your sign.


Dear President @user . As you know South Africa is in dire straights. Could you not open more slots on you Green Card lottery program for South African’s. Filter filter filter


I can never forget Bisola yhu! What a nasty woman


FOREVER YOUNG WE ARE BORN TO RUN FOREVER LOVE AND FUN UNTIL THE MORNING SUN


Sosa x The Talk


It’s sumn bout them satin dresses with braids/locs


i hate people in relationships


TIL not to chug a coffee-flavored protein drink right before going to donate blood, because there's actually quite a bit of caffeine in it and my pulse rate went crazy.


One day all my boys will be getting spoiled


I'm not a hoe I'm just free spirited


manifesting that the rose will be able to open for one of halseys shows… maybe in like 6 years ..


Wether you like me or not I make good music


what the fuck steve


Ahhh I remember the days women would tell me they could still smell my scent of my cologne on their pillows after I left. Now cause I’m getting so old the only fragrance I leave behind is menthol from the damn icy hot gel for my joints


I only try n feed the team please tell me who’s been feeding me


I love knowing people having babies because I get to be an auntie and then dip when that shit gets annoying


Columbian coffee x cold creamery


I just wanted to watch "cats don't dance" for free bc I use to love that movie. but ended up with a computer virus


Best duos EVER: 1) MJ & Pippen 2) Shaq & Kobe 3) Whistle Sports & your TL Hit that follow button and let's improve your daily scrolling


Looks like the Browns might end up needing Baker Mayfield after all


I’m really about to fit back into a size 4!! Wtfff


supporting Iran in their match vs USA


Me siento en shock


idk why ella wouldn't buy from me for ONLY 1 million dollars.... not even a lot


Mavs have lost 4/5 of the last 5 since Luka said the play-in was stupid


Gonna SPEEDRUN my shower wish me luck yall


Arya did good in the mutants movie


Republicans really are the dregs of society! Hillary Clinton was spot on! #LockHimUp! Hehehe!


I Just Be Sitting Back Thinking


Teddy and these kinks


That "I'm 22 and I still don't know what am I supposed to do" is so accurate af


I’m transparent with certain things I deal with because I want the next person to know, you got this shit !!!! Even when you feel like you don’t YOU DO


Three accidents on one highway smh


Pot holes on straight path starting to cost


whoever it is pls don’t let me find out boo cs she not gone save you hoes


From triathlons to weight lifting chairs – @user done it all from her hotel room Catch up with what all the Brits have been up to


People having kids because “I love babies”. So when the child is no longer a baby, they start rolling their eyes at the poor child.


cant wait for my first 1on1


Forgot the recycle bins were outside still and they were part way down the road when I remembered


My Mardi Gras was great. I did nothing


You’d be surprised how many times women get alone and cry because of how stressed she is. when she shows her face again, she looks untouched and unbothered, manages a beautiful smile and carries on like she’s fine. Women are some of the most resilient humans appreciate them


Thank you @user Now #KroenkeOut. COYG


passion slowly coming back


Man Un-United


When shes gorgeous, but her personality is even more gorgeous


Hm. My wife just got a robo-call, supposedly from CVS, promoting their Viagra-pack or some such. I feel like I'm missing something.


Everybody on my block got they whole fam out n bbq’ing


just went outside to get some fresh air. ah, i can’t wait till this is all over & i can enjoy the sun on my face and feel the warmth of it on my skin.


i didn't watch any anime while i was sick and now i'm okay . . . .. i don't know what to watch


So my neighbor always lets his dog roam free around the neighborhood and he is coming to my door and making my dogs insane


Alysse is EXTREMELY goofy, bubbly, and all about ppl having a good time. Fun and laughs all day. Very few ppl get to experience all of me


Blood don’t mean shit , that loyalty ain’t always there


I really had to come sit outside my house makes me feel sick


I am too damn tired to cook


girl i don't want to go to lollapalooza!


What if I say don’t be fucking looking at me Kelsey


Would be quite funny if Atletico concede another trying to equalise lol


Morning desember be nice please


Best part of my birthday today so far? Wilbur singing on stream


Totally in control never looked like losing the least we get is a draw Then he makes the substitutions moore defo lost us the game tonight


I’m Thinking Coming Silk Press For Jadas Birthday


The NBA has become largely unwatchable for me after this postseason. Gross how often the league is clearly trying to steer games towards certain outcomes, players crying and flopping like fish when someone breathes near them


I want to buy a printer already.


everybody can smd


Don’t know what to do on this rainy evening? We suggest you sit back, relax, and enjoy a NEW POD TONIGHT


I matched my tie to my hair tie.


Eating chipotle with THEIR fork just hits different..


I love ppl who can make me laugh bc that is the way to my heart


THICK or WATERY gravy? Choose wisely


Kemba and Fournier looking good


I’m so ready to slay some shit … I got so much new shit up my sleeve


So that white "ZULU" Mardi Gras club is still dressing in Black face with afro wigs. WHY hasn't some members of the black community in New Orleans paid them a visit, late one night, and explain to them WHY they shouldn't do that?


I see you god... putting this potential in my path


Still makes me feel sick seeing any highlights from Sunday night, this is going to take some time to get over


Why couldn’t sza come to LA tho


#ImACeleb I just love Gi


Ight why the fuck I keep loosing followers what’s going on?


Mamamoo snapped with these comebacks


Saw a tik tok that said if you have blonde hair, blue eyes, skinny & are single you must have a shit personality , and I can't stop thinking about it


If that’s your bitch why she makes up in my room


On Sunday my uncle tried telling me in Canada it's "First Nations not Indigenous." I just looked at him blankly. Not like I haven't taken courses at the college or anything


i said jay Not drought


#AtoZQuiz Thank you @user


forgot it was taco tuesday and i took fucking chicken out


play another slow jam, this time make it sweet


if i ever got corona i would jus double my dose of children’s gummy vitamins because i’m just built different


Got a long list of ex lovers they’ll tell you I’m insane


I miss my nephew. I don’t like not seeing him all these days.


i cried for 3days straight today was the day i got back in that mode


The ref stripping


Wish this house can always be this peaceful


Put me on your private stories. I want to see your wild sides and live through y’all.


on nights like these i miss you more than anything


Something is quirky with followers and follow back. Is twitter cleaning out bots for Elon?


Whole day I saying I want bake & chicken , I got it


Bro… they’re really using turnstile for a Spanish Taco Bell ad


guest over tommorow YAYY


Idaho trip w my baby was just what the doctor ordered


IG need to chill with putting people I don’t follow in my tl


I’m in a Regal, you in a rut - stuck! can’t come up


You know niggas, full of lies oh ohh


the wackism Becky Lynch has is beyond annoying. Can they send her and her clown suits man child to RAW? No one needs to see her with her struggling hype train that’s carried by a title she does nothing for.


Bag on me .. my old hoes suffer


I think just showing basic respect to everyone can get you a long way in life, and make you feel better about yourself too


im finally freeing myself from your empty promises


I sent my friend my book 3 weeks ago and she still ain’t finished


can guys not make me act up..... like please it’s getting me annoyed like yes ur fine and all but pls-


You ever lowkey thirst after someone you known for too long?


Rich lil bitch don’t b speaking if ya broke


put George Lopez on Netflix


I got sancocho


The tiktok king is back


wow, bb, that match was good right,


my Twitter glitched for a second and showed that I was verified it's gone now


I hate not ever sharing a day off with P


Life was amazing when piped up first dropped


The Left Hate$ the Authentic Natural Beauty of Women…


Made a caprese salad tonight with fresh basil from my yard, sliced tomatoes and Berata cheese from Dulca's. Should have taken a pic as it looked as fos add it tasted! The fresh Lamb chops fron Costco weren't to bad either!


He like it face down with my ass up


PIETRO GAVE MAPLE COVID he was the only one at her house yesterday for her bday and TODAY SHE IS SICK this is why we should be in quarantine and taking social distancing seriously


Men who stare at other women while they with their girl irritates my soul


sorry stinky but Good American jeans make the ass go “woo-woo”


In Shaa Allah when the time comes, I won't give my daughters name that has "R" either in the beginning, middle or end. E get why Thank God its twitter for Android


Name the squat, I probably did it today


I wish Takira still lived here


Imagine being able to switch your emotions off like vampire diaries that would be a dreammmm


Omg the plug ins are on sale at bath and Body Works


it’s crazy how much working out has been helping my mental health. I’m finally starting to feel like myself more and more everyday


The worst part of being the boss is letting people go. It’s equally as heavy as it is a weight lifted for an empath. Someone come scoop me up and hug me.


For now on, all of my prediction will be in favor for the left....they play to win. Conservatives continue losing. We will continue complaining until the police are at our doors ready to take our guns.


My face is breaking out yo


Glad I have a life bc y’all be wayyyy to nosey


Good luck everyone I hope we all get something !


now how is in n out paying their workers more than disney’s paying their cast members?


Expanding tf out my brand and it’s best


Hey Nancy the President can lose a little weight and fix his problem. With you you can't fix ugly.


my fever is down already but i feel so hot still


i can’t believe i gotta go back to work tm


Pritzker doesn’t even have to dress up this year for Halloween. We all know dude’s a fucking clown


I hate when guys reply to my snap, like chill you’re not the only guy I’m texting


Can I pay for a blue checkmark with Dogecoin @elonmusk ?


my girl gotta girlfriend..


It's the sneak away for me


Someone could take Dream’s Minecraft skin and edit anything onto it because of the color. A great day today is.


congratulations to the first rookie ss to win a gold glove, @Jpena221


yo y’all niggas really let beyoncé come out with the hardest album of the year…


Pandora had me buying my mama's birthday months in advance


Wish i had $30 for wine rn. But my bills took my soul along wit em


Love yourself enough to let folks go!!! Family, friendships, relationships, whatever !


Bored would anyone like to chat


Tue Sep 07 2021 12:52:41 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time):


My man has me feeling sum type of way 24/7


something ive never recovered from: the first time i heard the weeknd say “only losers go to school” i was on my way to school


I’m starving and dk what to eat in Jackson


Soaking In The Tub I Go


Bright is following Liza in ig?! Paano? Baket? Char.


When I work night shift I be missing all my shows


if you think yoga is just posing, pls come to one of my classes w/ me


Can anyone else just not recall the last day that it didn’t rain at least a little


Flying today, no comfort plus upgrade


good morning remember gaon at 10:06 a.m


The lack of desire for something that you are addicted to, is a victory.


Hey @user can we start a #fakenews? Like... ''@Tesla accepts #cryptoloans with @user ''


Heartwarming to watch a tiny one-year-old round brown bear from Arkansas charm an audience of hikers. Rule breaker following obscure but essential rules of something or other.


just got called the r slur again by my stepdad


Leftover Halloween candy for dinner?


When we found out your due date was 2/1 I said in my head I guess it’s okay for NeJa to be her god mom


I love #ShesGottaHaveIt on Netflix!! I’m mad they cancelled it


But I’m nice tho. Cordial if anything


I dont know but since he changed his fb account, everything has changed


Trying to drink black coffee every morning and this shit nasty


the fact that if mer dies this season, i apologize for the cold and heartless person i become


Maybe I’m not doing the best, but I’m trying to make everyone proud of me.


Hi. Malem moots


A week tomorrow and I’ll be in Porto


Aggravation is running through my mf pores today


I need to cook but its too live in the kitchen now


i hate moving but im ready


But now I can’t wait for this vice presidential debate @KamalaHarris bye bye @Mike_Pence


Bridgeton in 3 days


Old boy is such a sick and twisted movie omfg


Worlds going to shit but that new season of Ozark comes out Friday though


Watching the Clark Sisters movie again...I know the tears soon to follow


With this YouTube views,why won't antis mock us as bots and make fans of @user They don't deserve this,they are very hardworking so they have to get hardworking fans not lazy bums that don't give asf of their music videos.


Loan app dey wait all of una for January...


Ep 145 #BORUTO ....dude... This is not only heavy but what a turn of events so far... That Benga dude is ABSOLUTE trash. Can someone kick his ass already? HE should be locked up! He's literally a murderer. He doesn't care if you're a little girl, a sick older man or otherwise!


When you hit the gym . Always remember : "Go heavy or go home " Good Luck with your workout!


I forgot this naker tried kissing my feet too. Mf you don't know me and you don't know the last time I took a bath or how long I've been running around in these shoes... you are nasty as hell


Planning trips for next year


Bowen on for Anderson 2nd half


gud luck


My young turnt ass


Done a face mask, showered, had blood run down my leg, cleaned that, had blood drip on the floor, cleaned that, put cream in my ears, put cream on my burns and put moisturiser on so I’m living the life


Finna go pour Makhari up and bring in my birthday.


The most chaotic thing about me is that I have to clean the kitchen right after I cook dinner or the world will end


How hard would it be to make a mini beat saber track using avatar contact senders and receivers #VRChat


If you got a NAC or SAC pfp I follow back instantly. And if i forgot to follow back lmk


I’m kid free for three weeks. How does a single adult grocery shop? I don’t need 4 of anything.


Past 3 weeks I’ve worked sun-sun


Yalll really out here making big moves!


Old bitches that wanna be young irk me


I lowkey miss sultan


Every year is a good year for me but I feel like this year is my glow year


Tell Dat Bih Suck My Dick...She Kant Break Me


yes i’m rewatching SOA and no i am not sorry


If we break up and you glow, tinodzokerana


My main ish is none of this humans should work free because you can say no but choose to say yes to oppressing innocent ppl. Start with the sharby landladies and shelter workers because as much as messengers under messengers that they are , they the window most evil is done


Half way through the season and we’ve not scored from a set piece? How the fuck does that happen if correct? I think we’ve scored one headed goal


Ready to see my babes popping they shit in Miami this weekend…


Think Ima go to cemetery after i get off work tomorrow. Breh. My level of being annoyed is thru the roof. I wanna laugh and cry at the same time lmfao that’s a deadly combination


It's about time to bid farewell, temporary crush


Racism is really a trigger for me. I remember how it unnerved me at an early age, but just couldn't explain it to anyone else then.


gooood morning, its gose wednesday and drop of op 2. what a busy days for carats!!! dont forget to eat your meals and stay hydrated


“If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water.” #drinkwater #closca #waterbottle


Idk why my replies was off


adam’s face when they were showing that homophobic stds video is so funny he looked at eric like


Been soooo horny lately. So I just ordered hella new toys


Today is a trying mf day


#Valimai Check


this one person has made so many aspects of my life miserable this year I hate them with such a passion I hope they die in a ditch


Need 2 hit LA again N getaway


I followed this Nigga on snap so he can add me to his private story and all this nigga do is promote his music


I really be forgetting to eat until my head hurt


I called @user to lodge a complaint and they hangup the call on me... such a useless network @MTNGhana that I can’t even watch a 1minute status


Testing new Amira software (and my laptop) before tomorrow workshop of the #ForBio #AnnelidCourse Get ready for #WormWednesday in 3D!


I want him to give me his card soo I can buy some more decor for my apartment


5PM, where in THE FUCK are you ?


How tf she know my business and she in jail who tf telling her shit


I wish making art was more accessible


YOUR DAUGHTER… IS SLEEPING WITH MY HUSBAND


Who just sent me BTC, that was hot. Do it again


Being nice to me to only get what you want, will result in you not getting what you want


#nowplaying: Vapor - Little Big Town


Good luck to all those participating in no nut November, but you must let me know if my content makes you fail


damn quarantine got me so bored I might actually prioritize my mental health and develop healthy habits


My wife is watching Ru Paul's drag race and I overheard someone describing their outfit to be designed like a Silent Hill nurse. Who said Silent Hill is dead?


I like being the bigger person....Sometimes


weird how my college’s federal school code is my birthdate


Two People Thats Genuinely Into Each Other Can Conquer Anything & Build


Lately I’ve felt right on the edge of total physical and mental exhaustion. Holding it together kind of


I hate ordering things online for them to come in split packages


If you dont have at least 1 gay friend, i feel bad for you


Wonderfully inspiring message from @casas_jimmy this morning. So glad @user took the time today to do this together. We've got this!


Cant even light a candle for a count down lamza bc my mother will remind me that I'll die 20 times before I even think of leaving the house on an Eve


Finally got my Makima cosplay items


All of the things I shared I drew them tODAY, so imma pass out for a bit, look forward to the twin stars week


awww fleets are really gone


I've declared war on this squirrel that peaks in my window & scratches on the screen. I'm not going to kill him but I want to


August Alsina x Work to do on repeat while I cook this food


That pizza so was good omg


i’ve stopped talking to literally everyone in my life and i hate myself for it but


Now my heart den broke before cant fall in love with ya


Cba trying to find a trio, might just quit again


I remember the first tour and that girl had gotten a job as security so she could go to see Harry bc she couldn’t otherwise. She was singing and tears were just rolling down her face bc she couldn’t turn around


Why is everyone mean to me??? WTF DID I DOOOOOOOOOOOO


Iranians definitely have the hotter team but glad the U.S. won


Good omens is trending


My type light skin, ass fat, jello


Nadaranan na si Unnie sa bitch. “Good morning, bitch.” “Bye, bitch.” “Okay, bitch.” Tita Ma’am, what did you do?


So many fanfiction updates today