Nicki’s songs near 100M streams on spotify (UPDATE): Yikes 98M Dance (A$$) Remix 97M Va va voom 96M (+1M) The Way Life Goes (Remix) 95M My Chick Bad 95M Grand Piano 90M Fly 85M Don’t Hurt Me 85M Beez In the trap 82M Anybody 80M Stream Yikes


reimburse the $280 taken for my RCA class at work


Eriksen coming up clutccccchh! Number 24 on his back too


Telling my kids that Olivier Giroud had the best left foot in this generation


What about the other party that was involved in Killer kau's crash..wonder how they are


bruh i just lost one of my airpods


Denton going on lockdown


sosumi is hilariously easy.


I am this close to going on a rant


with me you’re winning girl


Pinkidinkidou moy lane ???


Dustin and I just put a deposit down on a wedding venue


Dark out, walking in the rain with the new @user album playing was an experience to say the least


Your only in competition with yourself remember that


es army


why my phone just vibrate but i ain’t get no notification


#Arsenal mustafi & sokratis at the back making me nervous, more so without Torreira's protection already, hope that's mustafi's One mistake he has in him tonight done


that whole having your shit together thing is soo attractive.


I want to invest na sa airfryer


The moon looks so amazing tonight


i think i'm going to the psych ward pretty soon


Feeling like myself again, time to go hard at the gym & eat right again


Ain’t Nothing Dirty Bout This 30


"kpop ka ng kpop" yea, they make me happy. you could never


this album is not made for rainy days but I need to make sure this shit works


Ain’t never been the one to mix work & relationships but ... coworker jhi tempting lmaooo


Was just eating a nectarine that was so delicious, I didn't notice I ate half the sticker...


YNW Melly had so much talent and he just threw it away smh


hi everyone! this is my new account


mate that crowd at marseille


I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take? I say, Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take? I say, Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take? I say, Doctor


might impulsively buy msg n3 tickets the day before


happy bday to a bad bitch, hk


So I guess I will be leaving the house this weekend thanks to my BM


Balor Vs Gable was fun


Forcing my fiance to watch all twilight movies was exactly how I wanted to spend my birthday


Jujutsu Kaisen's animation is top to tier one of the best next gen animes hands down


working so hard on your job and working hard on your mental health at the same time


This year went by sooo fast


Tired of waist training


That “I Always Got You No Matter What” Hit Different When You Know It’s Pure


Shorty my lil boo thing


I'm spose to be chilling at home but this overachiever is going to the office because she wants to update her CV


I need to get my hair logo done. I been playing chile


Wear sunscreen... Lagos is hot


Attention! Bananas, chocolate chips, & peanut butter blended with ice, protein powder, and almond milk is a vibeeeee


Two yeses from three best friends I’m just waiting on one more


Dare to be different and stay chasing #Grindset


I’m hungry but I have this off feeling that I can’t eat and I hate it


I always forget how good menudo is until @user grandma is in town


“NO” vember is a reminder to say ‘No’ to the things, people and places that steal your joy or rob your peace


In Massachusetts you can only get sick after 10pm.


How you expect me to wife it, you not Ayesha enough.


People get mad when someone impression farms on twitter, like bro ur mad they're getting more pixels than you


Brooklyn Marathon & Half is April 24th… who down to run with me?


How is it possible that Borrusia Dortmund are able to secretly extend jadon sancho’s contract and not one reporter or journalist find out, meanwhile, United’s starting eleven gets leaked a days before the match every single f*cking week.


Today was one of those days that I couldn't have stopped to catch my breath if it was an assignment.


Niggas really be sleeping on they own girl like NIGGA do you know what you got


Making my first person sized wuipil


another failed talking stage???? time to go back on bumble


We are in year 2 of the pandemic and some people still don't know how to properly wear a fucking mask


Hey does Chippendales do the mens semi-nakedness in a straight way or a gay one asking for a friend


Feeling like I’ve gained but I’ve actually lost/maintained makes me paranoid


Started work at 5am and still working past 12am next day .... and these children are still crying over university opening .. kaafi lazy scene hai in lsav logon kaa


Boy these kids gon “mommy” me to death


I guess today is low day for me


I’m co teaching classes all day with only ONE class by myself (and it’ll have max 5 students) maybe today won’t be so horrible


Just got a date for my state board I’m nervous


i can’t wait to see Kiara’s face on Sunday when i surprise her with her piggies!!!!


I'm thinking about some sort of OC related interactive, but different from "1 like 1 fact" since we had few of that. Any ideas?


Why is it warm already? I want more rain


Diogo Jota ! Should put him in my FPL team ?


coo coo! what a beautiful white and blue bird!


Ofc tho they're making the protags of the anime generic white dude


IM SO EXCITED FOR #MTVUnplugged pls!!!!!!!! PLS HELP HOW DO WE WATCH I dont have access to a tv right now


That video of shawty slapping cuz when he was singing isn’t funny


When I say Ivana got me feeling like she put a brand new coochie on me!


been eating hot pepper with everything lately


Might need to sleep another 14 hours again cause my body is exhausted


Just thank god my son dnt have it


Got all the way to 90% of Twisted by @user only to realize I hadn't been paying attention to the italicized words for the potential name of the next book


My trilingual queen


you michigan hoes are delusional as they come , this must b the land of delusion


We actually take our parents for granted, I’d be lost without mine


Would it be weird if I went to a rave by myself? Asking for a friend


Awesome no one is here in the museum


some people a boyfriend some people have a girlfriend I have obstetric exam, that's very cool


I feel like once you know someone is there for you and once you know they love you, you never actually think of them again. Its not until you’re about to lose someone that you finally pay attention


you&i be getting me


if you’re my moot or follow me this relationship is over. we are done. move out. you disappointed me


Very excited that my CGC comics are on their way back to me. My first submission. I will post photos.


I get in the house & straight call Relly .. idk why this girl bring me so much peace


It's Giving Tuesday so you should probably go donate at the link in my bio kthanksbye


Keosha said I can’t be on bullshit


Everything you say Sounds so cliche Am I living in a movie scene? You were just a dream Until I saw you in reality


I said what I said either pop me behind it or keep stalking me and be quiet.


Dami game


Forever acting accordingly


There are a few fraudsters doing the rounds on Twitter. Must be the silly season. Be careful people


It's 11.02pm and my 15 month old son just woke up...he is supper chatty as well. Oh well, guess who's not getting any sleep tonight


incel pickup in line in their flop era


Can’t wait to eat my mans ass tonight


On day out of the week when I’m at work my ass always catch a damn headache


If any creators / projects are wondering “what does it take to make a successful project?” … please go and follow @InvsbleFriends … they have not even opened their presale / mint yet and they have blown the roof off this space. I predict 100ETH floor within 4 weeks


I'm going to make it happen no matter what


I cant wait for everyone who complained about the FST format to complain about the BRS format too!


yoooo o na na what's my name


At work I’m Meredith Grey , don’t be ghetto round me


In my mind, I feel like it was me who inspired the index card date surprise. I just didn’t have cards and I don’t know how to work Reels


I'm getting more and more into the habit of saying exactly what it is that I want and working intentionally towards it...and that provides huge relief because it removes the uncertainty that weighs you down and stops you from going after things you know are meant for you


manifesting costa rica with somebody son for the 30th


“ You only rest when you retire “


Real talk.. I want a daughter not anytime soon but I want a little girl


Idk who needs to hear this but, once someone shows you what they on do not double back, leave them exactly where they had u fucked up. Because 9/10 times if you a soild person they always gonna spin the block and that’s on boundaries!


Just started fresh account. Type in Brexit and all kinds of remainder accounts are offered to me


Twitter is down? Or it's my network


Let's get the next comp on the road! Tell us your favourite magic systems!!


Where’s my Web3 sugar mama when I need her?


4 years together with A3! And Mankai Company


Some old lady on the train just signed for me to cover my nose with my mask because I have my earbuds in. How about not sitting next to me if you feel threatened.. I should have pretended to be blind.


Finally got @user to try a different drink … he HATED it but it’s a start


I done burnt the roof of my mouth tryna eat all fast & shit


how do we acknoledge the power of god and the power of the holy sprit all that is in us we need to be impowered by the holy sprit but let the holy sprit empower you at the same time


May Allah accept all our fasts and acts of ibadah Barka da Shan Ruwa


I can be naked.. on your bed.. horny too and still say no. Is the pussy yours


Why the hell are all my moots such beautiful people. Who told y'all to be this wonderful


omw to get the Travis Scott meal from mcdonald’s


got a fun lik knot on the back of my neck that hurts to touch


I got talent I just don’t use it


i wish i was smart enough to kin spencie


That Benadryl I took after work this morning have me down bad. Can’t stop sleeping.


Before the next debate they should make the candidates go on a date to really get to know eachother first


I absolutely adore Pelly “I only score bangers” Ruddock y’know. If anyone doesn’t think he’s a club legend then they need to get in the bin. Luton’s no. 17


you make time for what you want I’m not trying to hear that I’m busy shit at all


I just wanna get rid of my stomach


what is joe bidens plan to get me a chicago n6 pit ticket


This man really don’t pissed me off bout my car


Quitting another job without a two week notice just gonna keep clocking in leaving and going to my other job until the checks stop comin


Reminder that mama promised me to get me a horse this summer.


Torn between excitement about the fact that I am starting a eventuell dream chapter with boxing soonTM and being sad that I will probably dip out of volleyball for that at some point after playing with my Guys for almost half a year now and being part of the orga. for 2 years.


damn i fucked with liliana


Why is being an aesthetic bitch so much hard work?


don’t call urself a Harry stan if u support trump he don’t want you.


Looking forward to doing a floor Doxx later this year


WTB: mots7 full set sealed/unsealed bisa oren, drop link


Tweeting bout a bag ain’t gone get you a bag


People always tryna get involved in stuff they don’t need to be in


So. Our rent went up by 18% for no good reason. Other than "market availability" if it goes up this much again we will have to find a new place


Very frustrating game tonight @user timing of some errors prevented us from getting something out of the game. We go again on Saturday


The universe is so looking out for me these days


Im becoming everything they looking for, but the irony of most of my life is when they had me they didnt want me.. now im too far gone


THE LOST THRONE IS IN ENGLISH??? WHAAAAT?


“I’m all for protests until it affects job”


Why y’all think we can’t tell when you don’t put foundation on your forehead??


why does he hate broke teenagers


96$ to replace a single airpod


Im happy to report that after the #InterMiamiCF media soccer game today, @ChrisWittyngham and I properly enchanted pennies in the long tradition of sportsmanship


My cousins and brothers winning ion mind losing right now. My time coming


Omg amo las ciruelas


Me: I don’t think we’re getting storms Nature(laughing):THUNDER Me:


$OCGN hahahaah. What a scam. They know the stock is dogshit. You wouldn’t do an offering unless you knew stock is worth 0


don’t text me bc i’ll see it, think about what i should reply, forget to reply, then when i remember, it’s way too late to even reply anymore so i don’t


Still not feeling well, I’m going to cancel tonight’s show. I’ll see you Thursday!


On my break and y’all?


confusing betul kat minerva tulis lain, assessment brief stated lain, module leader cakap lain


I don’t even like posting when I’m dating, I posted a shrimp platter & had a bish right at me in my dm..


A Lack of Appreciation will eventually Damage a Relationship/Friendship..


Y'a des gens encore debout ?


Sometimes I realize that I just spread way too much love man, like bro I be so kind and genuine to mfs, when I never ever receive that shit back dog. The world is so cold


Not sure if it was my 4 day weekend or lunchtime blunt but I pushed on a pull door I've been using for like 13 years today


when it comes to politics it’s like some of y’all forget how to act like decent human beings


1400 Thank you all!


These days I check my email more than anything


Be sure to follow me on Instagram under the same handle name. I use it way more often than Twitter.


People are still replying to all on work emails


Almost done with all my work, so tomorrow I can enjoy my birthday


Whew, I can roll now y’all we ain’t touching 270


WHO WANTS TO COOP IN GENSHIN WHILE I LEARN HOW TO PLAY ON MY LAPTOP


"The ghost of Jeffery Epstein bought us for $1.5 billion? Wow... Do you know what that could mean? Maybe we will have some new CS:GO tournaments in some interesting places."


Life is whack


I'm looking for more friends on my PlayStation Network. Anyone else on here with a PS4 and wants to be friends on there?


the sun really beat up my brown bsf and gave her a sunburn


My massage and stretch went great but I still have work to do on my body… Nursing mannnnnn


Twitter asks me what's happening. The same as always hun, the same as fucking always ...FUCK ALL


I love my morning routine of watching GMB for an hour with a cup of tea before getting up. It’s transformed my morning and sets me up nicely for the day. TVs are meant to be bad for sleep routines but it’s seriously sorted mine out, it’s made me get up earlier and I love it


I’m dressing up for Halloween & I know exactly what ima be


I May Destroy You... the scene with the blood clot


Trying to fuck with my bag is just risky stupidity


army of the dead felt like a huge waste of time. the characters get nothing out of the mission. but at least zack snyder put the song Zombie at the end of the movie. the touch of a true auteur


Successful leg day. My legs are jello


i never got to do that tie dye day with my irls


I hate a bitch that gotta make it known that she don’t fuck with no one lmao like girl I can tell by that stank ass attitude


I've showered I no longer smell like onions and mustard


Sometimes I forget that @user follows me. Still really cool


The case was won, throw that bitch in jail


Some of my fav people have the same birthday as me lol


I might be a little down lately. I'll try to pull this together


Damn summer taking forever ! I’m ready to have a hot mom SUMMER


Why is my phone lagging


what’s the highest star rating you could give a lyft driver in a blue lives matter hat? i think mine is 2


my follower count hit 666! perfect representation of this year


$FALCON Come join the party at $Route...with our 17 MILLION marketcap and 6 million supply, considering we went from 2.30 to 15.00 a month ago its ready to run with minimal effort


A real princess


Ccou @user


My Airpods have suddenly stopped working


Im so tired and im not done with everything i gotta do


if you want a strong friendship do not compare yours to them


okay but is it gonna be safe for me to walk outside tomorrow


morningg oll


Mia e absent uipsss


If I use my only fans account imma start posting less. Pay to See me Bitch


i went too my mama house 3 times & still forgot what i needed


Delicious breakfast at Frasers Restaurant for #ADMAWA. Looking forward to learning more about the digital trends of 2020... I already have some ideas


My favorite go to meal


Keep calm and slay


Firmino new position unlocked - deep lying supporting striker


Twitter was funky some mins ago, arbi na my network?


11:11 enhypen 2nd anniversary


Bob proctors law of attraction YouTube video is


Imma repost one of my old and one of the aus I'm proud of tomorrow, any guesses? I hope ppl would read it because it really holds a deep meaning with a very touching depth


Kovacic is a baller


If you don’t know how to spell my name , leave me alone. My name isn’t no damn Dominic


I’ve been trying to make tortillas and these hoes keep coming out doughy I literally don’t know what’s going wrong


Cod changing for the better hopefully


Look at Leon at the #USOpen again


The chemistry of the characters in @PoseOnFX is just too strong and effective. Seeing them all in one scene made me want to become a part of their family. Too bad it’s the last season.


Whose idea was it to fill my tl today with b*ble quotes, m*ga and p*rn?


I cannot wait, next week I move into a new apartment mans have been saving furniture ideas, ps5 getting shipped up - pls God just push me through this week


Hellooooooo funemployment


W2 in the mail sheeeeeesh


Happiest birthday ya 3mryy @user


Can’t believe my baby’s about to be 3 in 2 weeks


Life hack: Always take the group pic on your phone


Venting your anger online just makes you angrier, according to psychologists. Tuesday Fact.


If there’s any dermatologist out there tell me what they teach you in school ? because every time I ask a question. They reply: it could be it could not be will have to keep an eye on it and see how things go. I send a script to your pharmacist. See you back in 6 months


Why people hate scaramouche coz he killed La Signora?? Did u watch the whole quest or nah? Its literally Ei and she duel MC... Ei killed La signora not that douchebag


Autumn and the longer nights can really affect you physically. Like it's 7pm.. It's cold and dark and I feel sick but I know I'm not but I feel like I am


lrts stop they r so cute!!! gaaaaaaaahhhhh


I wants some cinny buns


We have to jaga kids during working hours and only can do report things after on. How it os work life balance job


ex-oomf is dumb they literally have no idea what is going on 101% of the time and just follow the crowd bruh its so funny


Fuck my life. washing machine has flooded my kitchen. Bank empty. Can’t get fixed til the weekend. Have to shut off that water supply so potentially no dishwasher.. and now.. my internet has randomly gone offline. Jokes


2 personal Jameson’s to set the mood pls


Hey guys sorry I had to stop the stream early because I noticed my audio cut out and it wasn’t coming back on


The @abdashsoul album is good I had to double back for it to hit… but it’s a gem


Sure #Silco’s chair gets abused in fan fiction but the couch is what I think of. Much more space


I hate a everyday Gucci slide wearing ass Haitian


Spotify has unlocked podcasts for me. I feel like I'm a part of civilized world now, thank you!


ok so, do y’all know how to pin a tweet that isn’t yours, I need to be educated well here


Deliver the message or I’ll contact the mfer myself


Hit my dms


nd com nd nesse lugar


I need to practice rolling. Who can I roll Js for?


i love a “i only talk to you” type guy like come here lil liar


mmmm hi I'm back I was taking a nap


so... what are y’all thinking about milks most recent post


Get me out of this group, this girl said “taxeses”


You’re damn right I finished some layouts and a cover before I left for #nycc because I’m a professional!


Made myself have an art burnout throughout the week


Does anyone know a private investigator?


Don’t come for me if I ain’t sin for you cus I’m the one that’s gon cuss your ass out


okay, now I rinsed that thread


Can’t wait to get sexy again


in the mood to slap a leo today


BIGBANG KING of KPOP


Forgot to finger-comb my windswept hair before taking my new state ID picture...oops.


Who came up with the idea that "if you go to school and you aren't lean, it means you only went to school to eat and not to read" Dem suppose sue that person


getting this hair layed & slayed


When he gives you all the attention you need


"Ah mary" is the new "Me and Bobby mcgee" Don't @ me


Okiiiiiiiiiiiiii I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE COMPANY


Please take time off if the news is affecting you, stay safe everyone


Louisiana is 4th in the nation for children with COVID.


The actor from Everybody Hates Chris is on a new show looking like a whole grown man and I CANNOT DEAL. We really watched him grow up. Wow


Ronald, plz


Preparing to have a mental breakdown


I love learning about my ancestors. Hopefully within the next couple years once it's safe and the pandemic is over, ill be able to travel up to where my ancestral burial grounds are


I have 6 losses in the NBA finals in one decade. Who am I?


There was a time when she was in so much pain my cousin and I asked her if she wanted us to take her to the hospital and she said no and to just go out and buy her Advil. We should’ve taken her anyway maybe then she’d still be here


All these moments are golden


It's comical how easy it is for men to lose weight in comparison to us


Ewww i cant look at pineapples the same again


Well I have a frozen pipe.


ⓘ This user has a big Heart


May aswell give City the title now


On a more serious note, thinking of all my Alberta friends whose jobs might be at risk as oil plummets..


Are any of you guinea pig lovers watching The Secret Life Of Our Pets on ITV1? Piggies have featured on there again


Me and my girl friend 2pac


& btw yall it’s 180 not 360 .. so when y’all say ‘ my life did a whole 360 ‘ you’re basically saying your life is back to where it was before


After all this shit I been dealing with, this raise was the best news yet


Can i call you Japan..?? P is Silent


i am continuing the snc witches forest vid now that its 1 pm and not 2 am


ARMY=


These taco chicken sliders finna slap


If we together ! Why tf yo uncle calling yo phone


I’ve decided to rearrange my room for the 2nd time this year and it’s only April


ain’t nothing worse than trying on a swimsuit you absolutely love and it looks like garbage on you


West Africa is facing multiple existential threats but is unaware.... Climate change Terrorism Youth unemployment Can't see it ending well.


Sheila E. for the workout ..it's different in here


Man I forgot to switch my curbside back to Rosenberg.


Took January off back to the OT life


she talkin bout “can’t text rn at work” bitch you want that job or me


I hate a needy ass person


Can Jungwoo and junji pls be friends


Omicron wouldn’t have made an appearance if all you double jabbers lined up for the boosters. You are not allowed to end Big Pharma subscription it’s not Netflix


Like fr To keep releasing music this year or wait so music video can come in the production


Giroud ce but


Time heals everything.....


i went to deposit holiday money... felt like a stripper lmaooo


I just got an update about the Omicron variant through L.A wallet


angel said my shoulders look big


Maturing is realizing your girl is always right


My baby girl bday Monday nd shxt


I’m so mad and upset with my daughter, I tell her to throw out the box with the dogs trash in it and she throws out my brand new shoes that I’m suppose to be returning and the trash has been picked up


okay but this time can they have good quality photocards and actual variety between photobook concepts?


Is ear pain and discharge normal out of curiosity as this is horrific, swear my immune system doesn’t work


Booked and busy . I pray for this


arguing during practice time


my work moved our lockers but rn they are all apart in the break room so i don’t have anywhere to put my phone so i put it in my lunch box beside the lockers hoping no one takes it


you gone get yo feelings hurt with allat assuming


A Millow fan (GH) I don't think I've ever interacted with blocked me. I saw via T/L QT. It's never not weird to block ppl who don't interact with you solely because they don't like your fave / a ship you've projected on that aren't actually tweeting you directly.


i love and miss awesamdude


Hey Bob Bolus; you’re a clown


sometimes I just need to spank my own ass to give myself that confidence


It's kinda nice to see Sora in the game. After all, he's been known to travel between many worlds and meet many that would be friend and/or foe. And the fact both Disney and Nintendo are known for being seen as "family friendly". Although not sure how they pulled this off.


Food delivery is incredible but nothing makes me feel more guilty. The fact someone is bringing it from kilometers away, the amount of waste packaging left, how it drains my wallet, how it's unhealthy, and worst of all - how it doesn't even taste that good sometimes


Benfica will destroy rio ave tomorrow and they'll get their mojo back


You dumb af my guy


Proper stressed myself out trying to find a chest in the middle of the jungle on #AssassinsCreed Then went on to win my first squad match in #FallGuys and failed miserably at all other games Thank you to @user and @user for popping in


so, i have to change my stream schedule again. i know im on hiatus rn but my hours got switched around and now i literally dont have time during the week to stream... might have to go back to doing streams just every sunday. ill let u guys know once i figure it out. im sorry


Gestionando gestiones


My mother made my day! she forever making sure I’m happy .


me: please email my manger for any bookings person: hi! I’m in your IG dms me: please email my manager Person: fuck it I’m texting you now Me: my manager. please. person: let’s jump on a call Me: PLEASE TALK TO MY MANAGER


MATERIALLLLLLL GWORLLLLLL


7/12 MLB 1u Cole 9+Ks (+147) 1u Strider O6.5 (-104) .5 Gray O5.5 (+120) .5u Peterson 7+ks (+340) .5 Sampson 5+ks (+152) Leaning Winder,sale,clevinger Overs .5 NRFI BOS/TB, BAL/CHI, NYM/ATL (+512) .25 Parlay Ashcraft,Clevinger,Lyles,Sale O4.5ks (+1953) Seeing lots today...


phone dry but my cup aint’


I really wish y’all would untag me when you reply to someone else’s tweet. It’s the equivalent to reply all on an email. Very annoying, pls stop


Is this an addiction or sum? I basically can’t sleep without this drug no more. I’ll just swallow some pills please. I gotta sleep yo


Shopping for my GD real excited cause this little baby can be with me everyday with no problems


they continued to just demean me and soundly give me anything i asked for. at first i was nice about everything, then i got pissed off. after 5 minutes of them yelling, i left… and told them to fuck themselves.. i regret nothing


this world is full of monsters with friendly faces n screaming like angels


good pussy will have u laid up talking about “sooo what does my moon sign mean again?”


y’all make doing drugs so scary. used to be a one in a million chance that you’d fall out and die. now with all this fake shit it’s hard to trust anyone. like a bitch barely wanna smoke weed anymore cus y’all do the fucken most tryna kill a bitch


I woke up extremely horny! Like rough sweaty nasty sex


Feelin like I’m Yoda with the wisdom cuz I know a lot


This man is sleeping and I'm here thinking about how he laughs!


Never Put Your Steppers On Frontline Keep Em Tucked


Well played Forest


I’m ready be on some dumb shit.


en el stream party sale chat o en spotify?


Goodmorninggggggg!! Have a good day everyone


processinggg


Having a lash stuck in your eye is a different kinda torture.


last min vegas trip??? i think tf yes


24 weeks,still feels like yesterday


ok well. I will buy hollow knight


I’m ready to pull off this saniderm but I still got a few days of wearing it left


Ayoze Perez should be scoring that


Durk holla “I know how it feel to get burnt by some bitches” ew


These ones are trying to miss the chance to go 3rd.


leavin him b4 valentines type of shit


our world?? stop im so emotional


I forgot how much I love doritos


It’s one of those days where I have unlimited time in the gym… I might as well hit full body


Chatting with @user next! Drop any questions below.


If I opened a retail shop, I am winning on customer service alone…I don’t know how some places stay open


some dudes just act up


I wanna create a thread of beautiful sejadah I found on Shopee. Also there’s a piece I have bought for myself and very satisfied with the quality


dominos and burger king calling my nameeee


the way i just wanna drop out of college


Any learned men of Meath Football get in touch. Quarter final weekend


had a great time on the @user live cast


sleeping now so i can wake up for mtv unplugged


Unpacking rn and I started crying hehe


I'm not a playboy...yet


What sucks is that even if scientist get a vaccine to market in order for it to work everyone has to take it but with these anti vaxxers we’re doomed


welcome to the whore house, bitches


these people giving out free tesla’s are honestly lowkey fucking up these peoples lives. if they couldn’t afford a tesla on their own, what makes y’all think they can afford the INSURANCE for it.


The seamless transitions between the various years in #CruelSummer are so good. Brilliant editing


Knee’s camera angles are kinda like madonna’s selfies


The real winner of the pandemic is the Let's Go Brandon store off Rt. 1. It's Tuesday and that lot is packed


Shinnie giving the ball away in midfield AGAIN...L1 ready!


Need a bad boy lense for my camera wanna start taking more pics next year


I like to fuck raw


New Demi AND Maddie & Tae songs on Friday?! Blessed


Props to the fans at the Nats game today who froze their tails off for 3+ hours to cheer the team on anyway.


When will we see Yuqi and Lucas together again


kind of want to get my lashes done


When you do that time you gotta do it by yoself


Mexico cant come quick enough


I only got one gift for Father’s Day


Y’all’s president is a glimpse into an example of what women say when a man can’t take a fucking hint. Go. AWAY. We don’t want you. It is CLEAR. What’s not clicking?!


Couldn't be bothered today so bday selfies tomorrow


by far better side 1st half, sloppy goal conceded, but overall happy thus far, could really do with 3 points here with Bournemouth coming up,


The first EFL Cup semi-final gets underway from 8pm as Southampton host Newcastle Utd at St Mary's. The latest markets can be found here


kim namjoon how lovely you are


this water is -retches-


At this point I wish I had stayed in Grade one (1)


the way there's drama BOTH on this acc and my personal


vim no shopping atoa


Shit so hell but i cnt blame nobody but me


carla from ba has pronouns in her bio


im going on a rampage mom i want my carrots


I hate those giant corporations in U.S. as they always lick CCP's ass & earn money fr them. Did these pple realize that CCP never keep promise? These corporations did experience the loss from those China's corporations as CCP terminated their listing in the U.S. stock market.


I swear the biggest problem w the producer community rn is mfs are so worried about what other people are doing. Try focusing on yourself and maybe you’ll start winning too


Omg I have a potential super fun and exciting lil project coming upppp omg omg omg


His boxers?use them for menses and dump them all in the trash can


Dear future husband, My ring finger size is 6.5. Humbly informing you, Your future wife


Sampling this new flavor rn


Today 06/15/2021 at 05:00PM the temperature is 29.0°C(84.2°F) (Felt at: 33.5°C(92.4°F)) at Fort-de-France with humidity at 74%. Wind speed is 22.2km/h at E


i wanna go to the bad bunny concert sooooo bad but i know buying tickets would be very irresponsible


Omo e hard no be small …but omo boy no fit give up


I get told I'm pretty all the time and no matter how many times I hear it I still be all happy inside


My dad really my favorite man


My passion is to create not to sale Words from @user


These new iOS 14 emojis lit


Think it’s time to get a drum when I get off the boat


Your next chapter will cause some people to wish they had treated you better. Morning realization.


Ok but when does #SellingSunset season 5 come out because y’all did peep Jason telling on himself and Chrishell, right?


how can you not care if your kids ate all day


I DON'T WANNA BE NOISY BUT, 5SOS WILL COME BACK!!, CAN U HEAR ME GUYS!!? @5SOS WILL COME BACK AAAAAAHHH


I’ve decided i wanna start working out again so let’s see if I can hold my fat ass accountable for once


All CR7 doesn't press in the poteaux poteaux!


it’s a beautiful rainy afternoon, perfect for some sopita.


If you can disobey you, you ain’t scared


I need my hair done but I don’t have the patience to sit


don't wanna take vitamins and meds a


Having 1 too close to having none


The super charger gets the job done


I love rompers, but having to go to the bathroom


Whew. Two grocery carts full of groceries and I still need to get some more later this week.


All i know is when i get to wrk that OT betta still be on the table


*sent with invisible text* I can’t wait to see Fisher.


I think my love language is gift giving, I always love writing cute notes and wrapping up gifts


why do us great flex/main ar players can't ever get on a team or takes years to get on one, but sub players get a free pass to nasty teams, do we really have to switch our roles just to get respected, recognized, and be on a good team nowdays


Turn my bih to a Griner like her name was Brit !


I LOVE Tolkien Gateway as the Wiki for all Tolkien related stuff. I just love the layout and wonderful artworks that are used


Almost forgot, Good morning 2 gamers with style only. Another day 2 style on them.


he lyin on y’all’s names


Seriously, I've never heard of the dooms day clock. Does anyone take this seriously?


Yknow what happens when a Dream SMP fan with a plushie problem and a Marvel fan who wears crocs? True love


Lmao all of a sudden Karim is the best & shit'


Who's ready to gain today with me and who's up for quick shout outs too


All these assignments bro


So before me there was no one analyzing the recent events for you?


Rue from district 11’s death still saddens me to this day


Y’all I was nominated for an award at the vet school from this year’s graduating class


So lucky pack


My dad would have been so happy to hear about @KamalaHarris as Biden’s VP pick


I made a beomgyu phonecase and it turned out super pretty and I also recycled an old clear phonecase of mine! I WILL POST IT LATER ONCE IT DRIES, AHHHH BOTH ARE SUPER PRETTY!!! MIGHT START A TIKTOK ACCT. FOR RESIN CRAFTS


not me driving all the way to Atlanta for a açaí bowl


I answer all of my dms today so if you hesitated to write now is the time!


Hope aint nobody out here thinking they fw ‘my’ nigga


I have an Amazon package coming that is 6 stops away. It says I’m to give the driver 6 feet of space. I think I’ll go introduce myself


First day working @Walmart today. Gotta get used to not being in a field somewhere driving a tractor


Sad brain hours. I know everyone is dealing with a lot and I never want to be ungrateful for comments I do get but it’s impossible not to notice how drastic the drop in fic comments have been recently and it’s hard not to internalize that


I Don’t Care If We Never Talk Again Literally


We as a people are similar to a infants shitty diaper; we need to be changed, by God that is.


Whoever keep saying neck tattoos hurt be lying.. cause they don’t


#fightAgainstdepression Acceptance the reality and stay strong


my bf is about to hate me for all the snaps i sent him


7 miles


My voting place is a church and I stood in line in a cemetery for 40 minutes.... gooooood times. Reading tomb stones was my form of entertainment


good morning everyone !! stream the pass the mic mv if you’re free


ain't Gaten the sweetest?


Finessing to be able to go be a hoe


something about keeping my room clean just doesn’t process in my mind


All the fans who met Selena r fake fans, no one told her to fix her lipstick, she'll be upset when she find out


Outta all people i need her to hold me down da most when i need it


I really pulled off blonde and red hair this year


i thought you only hate the fans not the artist? what happened now??


#BBnaija i don't care what yall say ,nini she's a teenager


foot massages from my bf are just so orgasmic


Anyone familiar with video-based apps that work in low-connectivity environments? I’d like to talk to you


A’ight, back to business.


Am I the only one who thinks overlined lips look like clown lips?


Having a threesome with your girl sounds trash we keeping it real. I rather just cheat


Oh it’s storming


2 days of super league was great, thanks for the memories


Today I learned I only need 3 squares of toilet paper to get clean.


i will never stop a nigga from doing him bc when it’s my turn, on his life he’s going to need a Percocet for the pain i’ma bring.


Dybala is such a baller man, pure technique and talent


Out of any airport I forgot how hellish LAX is like an absolute disorder gaggle fuck, and TSA acting like they secret service having attitude and shit, the TSA in Japan so smooth and never gave attitude and were helpful to dumb gaijins like me, LAX wack af


Ouvir LANY e fazer online shopping


Everytime XRP moves up BTC takes a shit and pulld XRP down.


don’t be hateful towards s1 loving whoever they want or doing as they please with their body bcs tht literally doesn’t affect you. don’t put your input where it does not concern you


I love when ppl think I’m playing


Damn what’s going on in Peru right now?


before doing my assignment, I want to tell my moots (bet you guys don’t care) about today!


Ilaria boomer on Instagram


goodmorning!! Have a great & wonderful day!


We don’t need Dybala…


note to self, check the volume of my headphones when I plug them in to my ps5 controller, nearly blew my ears off


I really will lay you tf out but I’m tryna play nice for a little bit


i refuse to believe that snippet wasn’t higher


Work is kicking my ass man! All I’m thinking in the back of my mind is I only have 10 working days left this year


Ghad I love supporting local businesses


relationships always end how they start lol


Days off requested and approved


Everything coming together for my gender reveal I’ve never been so excited in my life


harry on first take was so beautiful


Hope all the homies who do Yom Kippur have a meaningful one. My mom said she hopes I get written in the book of life. Thanks mom


Did you know that pineapple can be your best friend? Keep it sweet ladies


fashion nova playing with my dresses


Coleslaw does NOT belong on a burger.


Left for dead soon??


I’m so excited to be going to Disneyland again this week !!


Do y'all Blow y'all food or Do Y'all Just Hasafashafas Until you can chew it?


Anyone else had neither the jab nor the virus?


I’m bouta buy all my nieces phones yo I’m tired of calling my sisters raggedy asses they never answer


That feel like forever, that always emotional stilll exceptional love


No matter what you look like, SOMEBODY would love to plant their face in your ass.


do i start this new year celibate or a hoe


Wow, I’m leaving work early this whole week


Hello to new follower @user Many thanks. I see your into your tunes, Alien, Predator, Terminator etc. & not much comes close to these franchises when it comes to the DARK SIDE side of sci-fi collecting, maybe Star Wars but that's in a different league of it's own.


chili beans or red beans and rice in the crockpot tonight ? Help me


busss on my face and mouf


525 followers unbelievable thank you all


No matter how bad I want you in my head, I know that you found somebody else to be there for you


Hey guys, I know times are tough right now, but I hope you are all doing good & hanging in there. Sending virtual love & hugs


My dms be likeee


I’m fear free certified BITCHES


Coop and Jalen just move different..deepest team in the league just reloaded


i’m just trying to have free miller lite for a year.


Got my color change for my braces


I love raw reactions & to read them


I JUST WANT TO HEAR CRUEL SUMMER LIVE IN PITTSBURGH @taylorswift13 plz


and im STILL crying #fromscratchnetflix


Went to Atlanta & upgraded my shit


I’m sick of them inside alllllll day everydayyyyyyy like wtf


Know you want the shoe wit the red at the bottom bae


why do i have followers i am not funny


Damn. Someone should share their Netflix account with me


Ladies if y’all feeling like y’all apart of Sniper Gang please shoot ya shot, I was told aggressively I needa get me a “lil girlfriend”


My mother justs told me to start using anti aging/fold creme Do i look this old already


She never looked nice... Sho looked like art, and Art wasn't supposed to look nice... , it was supposed to make you feel something...


Fuck who ain’t with me I need money not friends bitch!#bagtalks


Someone just set off the building alarm.., but I’m the only one here


I will never understand how damn near two bags of spinach always end up lookin like one fucking spinach leaf in the pan


i want to hear 2ya2yao in chinese ver. i think it sounds good in chinese. idk maybe SJ-M can make a cover or smth


If you a new follower know I tweet a lot but it gets good at night


Kashmir resolution on twitter space


Salt in the Wound


i realise me and @user probably annoy a lot of ppl on the tl with our constant bants so sorry about that, but not really cuz i love talking to her and our bants are quality


I’m at the airport waiting to fly home. Please get me there before the shutdown


Chanel is laying awkwardly on my leg and it hurts but she NEVER lays on me so I don’t wanna move and ruin it


Craving for Ma'am Andeng's kimchiiii


Idgaf how bored I get I am not entertaining none of my old pieces during this quarantine


I wonder if my mom be knowing I’m high af on FT


I’m glad he was held accountable but


I think oomf (jaq) needs to draw milf simon because their style is delectable


I just had some Ny pizza


it should be a crime that’s 70’s show isn’t on Netflix anymore


Spanish team is winning this year @ChampionsLeague , you saw it here first


i love myself #behappy #4lyfers


Hello, You are so beautiful. Tomorrow is your moment~~~ Have a wonderful week~


Is it just me or does ever black girl have a mole on her face somewhere? I have 3


couples at the gym make me cringe (I want that)


If love was a crime, then we would be criminals


Okay Gnight


Dc been really laid back so what good with y’all


Want to drop out of grad school. It’s only my 3rd week out here


Twitter is not my friend today


I just came to a very sad conclusion..... I can't picture people actually loving me Only like, loving to be loved by me But not actually being overwhelmed by what I am and wanting it yk Damn


Im never gonna leave this fandom. I love you to bits @BTS_twt


Whoever does these video edits for @RollingLoud promotion is off the fucking chain and need to promote their info!


Happy birthday @Tommey quick one… What do you think of LG??


people have supported me all my life to achieve goals that won’t take place until years from now, but as soon as i started my own business all that support died down like a mf.


Bought our bedroom furniture today, and i cannot be any more excited than what i already am


Still have the chills uhm secret


I gave him my airpods coz his don’t work properly. Wife material bani?


Best say thanks for all the love and hate shown and showered during trying times. The good ones will keep up, the bad ones won't have a reason no more. Phew, kill them before they find a reason to live


Once I learn how to spin a basketball on my finger...WATCH OUT


I had one sip of coffee today thinking one cup won’t hurt ...my anxiety & my stomach humbled me real quick tho


It feels so good to be done with the in class portion of this program


One thing I’m happy about is Tony Khan not listening to Twitter begging for Adam Armstrong, he’s now scored 2 in his last 11. People were saying they’d be happy spending 20 mil on this guy


guys, please check out @user if you haven't, i sell the rose sticker there


This Holiday season I have contributed $500 each to 5 crucial pro-energy organizations: @user @user @user @user and @user Here’s why I’ve contributed to each one.


Being good at Google Search is a skill


its such a turn on when a lady tells you she loves your music, ugh


My cf finally interact with me instead of watching me go crazy


Anyone recommend a good headset?, mine is faulty


Not me watching 19 minutes of peaking blinders and getting bored


I have wait 30 mins for my next train now, I'm the only person at the platform, it's dark + cold af + rainy and I don't have any high speed left so that's a wonderful way to spend the next half hour


Alright let’s work on this PRESENTATION


You are the best and nobody can take that away from you


i just got home & already 2 shots in


I have a macbook pro with the rubbish keyboard. Every time I try to type "test" it's "teset". So that's a word now in my head


My sleeping schedule is officially messed up


going to the supermarket does anyone want anything


Why does the way Twitter crops the majority of my photos suck so bad


Was shooting for 10 subs this month after finally hitting 5 earlier this month.. but now I'm at 13 thanks for the new follows and views and shoutout to @user for the gifted subs appreciate it very much. Lets see if I can hit 15 by the end of the month would be crazy


Anyone else get cheated out of their runs from Apple Watch? I’ll run 3 miles but my watch is like nah only 2.5


Y’all be looking good


Its Taco 22222uesdayyyy


it is my firm belief that all demon girls should have *at least* three horns


Still out of commission. I should be back upright by the middle of next week.


playing with someone who is more emotionally intelligent than you is a dangerous game to play


so did gossip girl stans just like forget that chuck literally tried to rape serena? like we ain’t gonna just speed past that tf


I be so on and off of social media. I’ll log in after a month and don’t even know how to work it


Get the monk interview uploaded @user


#EverRise $Rise #EverOwn Hours left to game changer launch


Weekend shift in the glass house is coming to a end and I wanna put my 2 week notice in so bad!!!! Sick of them people too money good but all money ain’t good money


I don take paracetamol and I no even get headache which kind thing be this


I badly want to get sugared again


I can’t sleep & i work tonight


i forgot that i bought a carton of huge strawberries on my last grocery shop, so guess who’s having 30 giant strawberries for dinner


uhhh so I think I sprained our ankle and now I'm having an asthma attack lmao -


This is random just I just realized that everyone that ever hit me with a “idk how you think you are/you’re not better than me” was an actual narcissist.


Hi,@SiriusXMHits1. I'd like to request a song that I love so very much by 5 Seconds of Summer. Can you please play their new single #MeMyselfAndI by @5SOS please? Thank you!!


I hate when niggas complain about pricing. bruh you either gone pay for it or you not, damn


Imagine Adrian. Handling crosses from Digne and Coleman. Facing shots from James Rodriguez, Sigurddson, Richarlison, Calvert Lewin. I think I have every right to be scared and it is fair for me to feel so


Gham hour when everyone else on tl is sleeping is my new therapy


I’m excited to be joining the @user team as one of the special issues associate editors


Y'all I have internet! Finally! I can actually watch zoom recordings without having to walk more than a mile to campus


Raw Cone Full Of Opps Nigga


tired of seeing cute relationship shit on my tiktok fyp


I’m not the overly dramatic one.


Cj so cool just won’t learn.


mommy joining the parents groupchat was a bad idea. now she knows whenever we get refunds from school


Deadass though. If you trynna be pen pals, or write me some cute ass letters let me know and I’ll send you my address once I move next week


i love a female who knows how to carry herself well w class but still know how to turn up


I just had fudge & it makes sense why my mom didn’t want me to eat this as a kid


Choupo-moting my goat


I already done made $400 off social media this month and today just the 4th


If you know something i don’t when i find out IM IN YOUR ASSS beloved


Not that it matters, but I want the chisme Piojo Alvarado was asked which club he was a fan of as a kid, and he deferred saying "I've made some comments in the past that I regret, but today I'm just another chivahermano" What comments he talking about?


Lmao I hate ignorant loud mfs, why are you obnoxious and ghetto at this age? Literally ew


I feel so nauseous, weak, I’m shaky & I got a headache


Why I take these Hennessy shots


Do I dare watch the playoff rankings show tonight


Everything came back normal!!


Waiting… Few more days or will it be a week?


treat a nigga how he look: stupid


People who say #ManchesterCity aren't a genuinely elite club, because they've 'never achieved success in Europe', are quick to forget the Cup Winners' Cup they won, just 50 short years ago, by defeating European powerhouses Górnik Zabrze 2–1, at the Prater Stadium in Vienna.


Hmm judging from the vlive views recently, it looks like they've changed the way they calculate it. Before, if the same person jumped off the life and came back on, it would count as a new view. But now I think on accounr is 1 view. No matter how much you rejoin


show lotadoss


So basically it's Day 3.


shakayla look so pretty


Kounde audition tomorrow


I keep having strange yet vivid dreams!!! Ugh! Should reprogram my subconscious mind! Haha. Good morning!


My boyfriend rlly got a Twitter


I want to love someone and have them love me back the same way @user loves food. Which is a lot.


The ERG have been pulling the strings for a while lol. Christo-fascist Steve Baker is a pound shop Trump. The gammon are lapping it up, they want us to be a 51st state. Patriots? Hilarious. Hard coulple of years ahead. hopefully this is the death of the Tory party though.


I can’t believe it’s 20 years since the brutal murder of Peter Falconio. I hope someone comes forward with information about the whereabouts of his remains. I can’t imagine what Joanne Lees and his family are still going through


Ion even be posting anymore I retweet everything


Y’all tell Donnie orange ass we still waiting on that second stimulus


Bro I have Oreos


I wish I had art supplies I could focus on that instead


Free bday shots


Our manager and every player came out against the super league. You truly will never walk alone at this club


Y’all really hold on to shit still huh?


Taking someone’s kindness for weakness can be a big mistake.


Tried to eat some Vienna sausage and saltines… really not as good as I remember from childhood. Like what did they have me eating?!


Took a big 10mg melatonin pill last night hoping to get some good good sleep before a big all-day work event today. Also had some crazy dreams last night & slept terribly. Related? Idk but I just took ANOTHER for tonight, so.... come on everyone and ride the pink pony with me


I love our town club UTC !


I wonder if we will have a restriction review tomorrow


okayyyy i’m done feeling bad for this if u like schlatt plsssssssssssssssss unfollow me or sb me


I be chilling and here come a nigga from my past " you fake"


Could no longer say sleep is for the weak. Now is just counting the hours of sleep I can get.


Y’all talking about breaking up with y’all man for the summer. Nah I can’t come up off this one. We will be outside together


Any cute boy wanna foster Jane and I because we burned our house down? Aaaaany pretty boy


pleated diay to sya guys hehehe sorry


a shooting in Wescott today?


I hate talking or knowing about work after I’m out of work


hahahah my hopeless romantic ass is feeling extra painfully single today


If you’re trying to have a chance with me at least do an effort to get to know me, what I like, what I do for a living. Just saying


Wtf netflix ph


full moon brought me two gifts already. happy saturn retrograde


Best pollito con mostaza ever


what is back muscles and what is the hump......we know our boy has a little one........


*closes twitter on web browser* *open twitter on phone*


If a woman says you’re a nice guy, these things will happen: 1) They will ask you for a favor. 2) You will not get laid.


My life is actually fucking sick at the moment


One hand on frontal… other on her neck.. y’all know the rest


I may be tired but once I eat ima try and start a stream up what I do will depend if im solo or not loves


THEY PUTTING A JUICY SEAFOOD IN OPELIKA


Who else remember using mapquest cuz phones didn’t have gps


Do I use my airpods too much or is my case dying real quick these days


Learn to be gentle with yourself


Ate that pussy so good made her ass make a charcuterie board!!


keep the commas coming


Prayers and positivity are needed today. I have potentially life changing stuff happening and I’d appreciate the support.


Night Gains, Follow me and all the active retweeters


If it wants to snow then it should do that already damn


The QC tweets so shitty


first they count you out then they wanna count it up with u


I was too ugly back then and cheesy asf


I may not have a job, or hot water, but my oven decided to work for a change, so I get to bake something for dinner!


bruh can i stop being dramatic


Realigning goals and focusing on myself


Wtf ima eat


Flex with your players. We gonna flex with the trophies


I NOW SEEN FRIEND CHANGE, SEEN FAMILY CHANGE, BUT I NEVER SEEN THE MONEY CHANGE


If you could summarize your attitude in ONE word, what would that word be?


If you don’t leave a message… how do you expect me to call you back?


Wow... downtown Hilo is thronged with tourists right now. It's almost like... idk... there's no pandemic?


Best friend's wedding invitation arrived in the mail today


my moms always with me & she lets me know it by the smallest shit


Layla came home and said “I had an awesome day”


i need to find a meal


"Thank you for being a positive influence" BRB as I fricken CRY


You can’t appreciate the light, if u don’t understand the dark


LFT & LFD 1k pr EU , 1.5k pr global fragger i’m playing so good rn


another school shooting this is horrible


Cream of Wheat will always be my fav


I tattooed myself. I’m such an edgy person


When you see someone quote a study on tiktok and you're all ready to tear them apart with science but it's actually a pretty decent SR & MA in Jama.....


Find me where the food is


My airpod fell into the sink


I NEVER SEEN YA TYPE OF SPECIES GIMME HEEBIEJEEBIES


This is probably something everyone takes for granted, but having the simple ability to just take the car out on your own and get a haircut is pretty sweet. Just did that for the first time today, blasted some Lizzy McAlpine on the way back, and it felt fantastic


Griff Garrison has a win before Brandon Cutler?


I'm going to sleep too much information it's not good for my mental stability hadi iyi geceler arkadaşlar


Wiiitaaaan


A "PR manager of a game co-developed by Studio Ghibli" tried to hire me as artist yesterday. These scams are getting ridiculous...


Other than TJ. It’s P2J, 4Play, TSB & Legendary.


Nothing’s better than electrocuting yourself in front of the boss man


These houses I been seeing so fucking motivational


I don’t like Chelsea fans happy


So excited to see @user tomorrow… it’s been a long wait thanks to covid!


Oh my God... Pillar


I'm listening to @user "Full Cow" podcast right now, and I can't tear myself away, for real He has such a calm voice, and these skin sounds in the background! Thank you very much sir! I can't wait to hear more!


Someone needs to let my mother know that sayin “your food is ready” is not an apology


some hugs would be greatly appreciated right now


So ummm, summer came freaking early!


Them old school joints just hit different idc


I know it’s last minute but would anyone like to come to Clipping with me tomorrow night in Dublin? I have an extra ticket


I've spent most of this weekend trying to undo the havoc my brain has wreaked on me. Good times


should I postmates food


Why my nieces keep pointing and laughing at me? They tryna start some beef?


STOP CARRYING YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CARD IN YOUR WALLET EVERYWHERE


#BlackAndWhiteMusicVideo I just watched it and its so good! I LOVE IT


do mmt/makestar really try to give people their bias‘ pola? and if so the only way they could tell would be the kkt profile, right? I‘m screwed then bc I have nothing on the profile that indicates anything, didn’t think about changing the pfp or anything


Hmmm committing D sound really good rn


She texted me & said she wanna eat me


I love having a solid friend always down forever and got my back


((fire force end of manga was


The last episode of #EastEnders. Oh no, how so very unfortunate


I’m bored with my Mohawk but idk what else to do besides cut it


That’s what you get you filthy, disgusting and good for nothing piece of shit


my mom deadass JUST got home from her weeklong trip & she’s already talking shit


Imagine how beautiful Hara if she's still alive


how do we only have two more vlogs left?


My next one won’t be ready till later , wonder what it is


A #Libra Man... give me pointers guys


Y’all see that O’Ryan video


parabens para how you like that por ganhar o grammy 2020 de song of the year


Birthday next month. Anyone wanna be a simp and get me some jeans and a pair of mariachi boots?


Hey There, You are so beautiful! This year is going to be the best~~~ Talk to you Later!!!


this heatwave threatening to blow up my chargers after 15 min


Why people have group chats and I don't?


yb out his fucking mind


so sad that my earphone is broken


It’s been decided: Taco Bell for the 7th day in a row


$NFLX No new squid games this Q, squid games 2 and no more shared passwords will be catalyst. Bought this huge dip.


my boyfriend really get on my nerves


I fucking love Dave Portnoy


If y’all don’t mfff help me dye my hair


after a whole month of construction and construction workers in my home... it's clean


Posting new content tonight


my puppy ate up my couch and my new flooring


I wish it was socially acceptable to post Amazon wish lists as an adult. Alec and I need some much more than I expected


my pain tolerance is oc because my rib tattoo didn’t hurt at all


I need coffee in the afternoons, not the mornings. I just be wanting to nap after work


USS kno they can work tf out somebody


Soon as this pandemic over I'm getting my hair done professionally


I dont like anyone my age or younger. Them older men tho


Imagine if the Piston Cup had VAR


These quick phone calls with the "I love you's" before hanging up is cute. Little things like this matter.


Twilight session with the team @user . Strong plans in place for their launch assemblies and some great ideas emerging about extending the reach of #ypi in the school. Delivery to S3 in RE. Keen to go to The National Event for the 1st time


Heard someone on a Teams meeting today yell to their 5yo “No. You can’t drink the spray butter.” That someone was me.


Pay day + spurs game tomorrow


Mbarara has good DJs.


non cis army who's got thier bath time now


Chilling w me for the rest of the day


LMFAO I FORGOT MY PASSWORD FOR THE LONGEST TIME, but im back hoes


Taes stuff sounds sooo much like Daniel Caesar to me


I mean you delete all the tweets you want but everybody already saw your ignorance


i wanna make coming out cookies that spell out "i'm bisexual" and force my parents to believe i'm not straight. i've literally come out to these people three times and each time they're like "lol no ur not"


More and more I'm starting to see how connected I am


going on a two hour drive and it turns into FOUR hours


Can we normalize customers taking off a inconvenience fee just like y’all do?! Cause I make a nail appointment several weeks in advance and you text me the day of or the day before saying you need to move it, I’m taking w.e your late fee is off-off top


Just saw a post on Insta with a man putting on braided wig. My eyes are bleeding


New video in 15


OVERTHINKIN GOT ME HIGH IN THE EVENIN


man I could really go for some dick rn. which one of u niggas tryna ruin my life again


Gunna be a heavy work out after work today. Let's get it


My sister really gave me the best birthday gift ever. I can’t wait to start counting down!!


Go for the big leagues, no relegation


Noodles (cheese) flavour smell like feet.


Ordering another pair of ugg slippers that my toes are going to look sooo cute in


Tell your friends tinker bell fucked your brains out


The more toys a kid got don’t mean they spoiled it mean they can stay out ya damn face longer


KO! With the drive to the hoop wow!


cfa salads>>>


Hey guys don’t forget to subscribe to my guy @user onlyfans account


Lovely end tonight that buzzin !!


i was not in school yesterday so we r doing some type of Halloween breakout rooms (for some reason) AND THE WORK WE R DOING IS FROM YESTERDAY AND I WAS NOT IN CLASS YESTERDAY- so now i have no idea what we r doing


I wana do a blow out on my hair .. soo excited


Keep bitches out my business Ain’t No rules to the trenches


will the clowns ever add me back to the circus gc


no longer speaking on shit ion gaf what’s it’s about it ain’t getting brought up


imagine how tired we are with your hypocrisy


also yea i still get ao3 kudos


People who take maa kasam casually!


I’ve been constantly checking my email all week


Wassup, You Look so good today~ This week is going to be so good for you! Have a wonderful week!


Should I make Johnny cake dough tonight or tomorrow


i love BCS but istg some of the tweets I've seen people post after an episode are just reskinned dick riding BB comments on youtube


Red flags look like Six Flags when she taste good


They got big daddy on Netflix


i cant tell y’all mfs SHIT damn


If you spend the night with me.. checkout time is 6:30 am


i found my real happiness in you


I gotta do another photoshoot. It got it out my comfort zone od.. I felt so free


Ya'll, now it's confirmed! HYUNJIN LOVES FELIX


Okay, I finally had time to dive into ACOTAR and I’m at chapter 24 but page 196 of chapter 21 send help, I wasn’t ready


my dad at the nurse “I feel like y’all have too much patience for the patients”


When I start tweeting Kim knows I’m up


Y’all really treat clubhouse like the Chatline..


Did Barcelona deserve a penalty? No. Did VAR get it right? Yes.


yo happiness not with me its with another girl stay safe tho


Oh satoshi please don't be THAT kind of losers


wow cancelled thank u naman


I don’t care how funny the post is them comments gone be the reason you go to hell


Today was giving productivity


I kinda want to go sit at the bar and watch the game


Friend said he’d wash my car next week. Look at God


So apparently guys don't like being called cute


I thought I would hate these MUSH overnight oats but I kinda like em


Itching to cut my hair short or try a new color


Fingers crossed for Arcade Fire tickets


Just got my bill for taxes. 40K to the fed and 11K to the state OUCH!


We bringing the city out Saturday


I really be dropping my phone with no case like a hot potato


Bruno's line breaking pass


Why do I keep looking at ppl story from beginning to end


bread is good


After @stonebwoy performance at #WildalandFestival I have added him winning a Grammy to my prayer topic. I smile every time I remember him on stage. I know I’m a late bloomer to the #bhimnation but I’m glad I caught up.


By the end of this year , will I still have any friend like this ?


I’ve spent 1200 on this rental


Been a real bitch before this shit became cool


Productive week so far this


highkey might transfer to tarleton


i think i wanna try make matcha souffle pancakes next time


Your first @ owes you a McDonald's breakfast tomorrow morning


louis killed the final boss


Like i don’t have an appetite i only ate to get rid of this sick feeling


It's 68° outside today but at my current elevation it feels like 90°


Peroni 0°, rackette, Knives out


prof telling us that we need to land an internship this semester to have an amazing resume for the upcoming recession... like ma’am i’m not gonna quit my lil part time job that actually PAYS to be a corporate slave via zoom for FREE


got two fall candles


I *already feel like Truss is out of her depth … … watching these Govt cabinet appointments being made. She really doesn’t know what she is doing. But she’s doing it anyway


Idgaf what president you pick they both dumb and if you getting mad me for saying this you just as dumb


I feel productive. I read a book and went biking by myself before it was 7am in the morning


I hate yall hoes


Ok but la vien rose is a bop tho


I just fell in front of so many people at work. I wanted to lay there forever bruh that was so embarrassing


Im dead inside, so, i guess um leaving, farewell


Need to be demolished rn


I’m not tryn to compete.. i want everyone to eat


Put Gundogan in my fpl before this gameweek


Ronaldo, in the twilight of his career went to the hardest league in the world to be a striker. Messi, in the twilight of his career went to the most stacked team in history in one of the weakest leagues in Europe. Love Messi's game but this is a disappointing move


startinf to feel like ne of thr characters i wlways think atr making rly dumb devisions in movies


Truly, just use me for dick. That’s okay. But that request never seems to get answered so


TIMOTHEE it’s OVERRRRRRRR.


hooking up w a funny guy is GREAT until they’re making you ugly laugh during sex


Scars that are re opened bleed more then the first time


Time to chop this fucking hair off


Hoooo boy this storm is not here to fuck around


I will bless those who bless you and curse those who treat you with contempt. All the families on earth will be blessed through you. Genesis 12:3


Love is beautiful and shouldn't be used as an avenue to make money Money is very important but it shouldn't be placed above your feelings This generation doesn't understand that


I have a knot in my back


Sooo…I’m picking up my new car after work


Never give up, Never give in, Whatever crap life threw at you today you will have a better day tomorrow. Chase dreams with passion and motivation and they will come true. The best things in life are worth fighting for carpe diem good night all


Sleeping with panties and a t shirt on


Haaland would struggle in Chelsea under TT no cap.


it’s dark outside so i get to see bb in her new look and damn my baby look finnneeee


Removing obstacles for problematic imperatives by settling for rank-and-file localism #socialism


My pussy was sooo dripping wet I had to play with it


GUYS I HAVE A COLLEGE TASTER DAY TOMORROW ILL POST THE FIT TOMORROW


Pop a perky just to change the mood


Okay, now I'm going, brb with more receipts


I just pray pray pray my family + my friends are safe and healthy


my taste in style really has evolved... i remember i use to want to save up just to buy some bland ass shirts from brandy melville


naalala ko lang randomly as a Filipino Glee fan sobrang wrong timing nung dating ng cast ng Glee sa PH. i was still in my senior year of high school. if i were in college then, surely i would have went to their mall shows noon. it's been 8 years and di pa rin ako maka-move on


Supposed to leave for football in 5 min and throwing up


I’m craving wings but i cooked


omg!! my sons first words are fuck trump!!


1 Citar Tweet


Picked my weed up from my cousin and it got my car loud af.


no banana make you want to frown


Can anyone point me towards a cohesive way to listen to the music my favorite artists listen to? I try to find Spotify profiles but nothing like finding an artist on SoundCloud and going through their likes


Today is my last day of work till 4/9. I’ve got a lot to be thankful for and looking forward to being a full time mommy


I hate you niggas fr


Bro I was racing to the train and there was this girl racing there too and we only noticed once we got in that we knew each other from highschool


Bought a gimbal from this super famous local filmmaker, shooting my shot for some mentorship


Me and @user we’re gonna have a 1v1 but instead of playing to 21, we played to 24. Ended up pulling up from the logo at game point yellin “KOBE” and drained it


-Imagine waking up in the morning and all you have is all you thanked God for the previous night. Thank him!


Let it be known that my cat learned that after I give her pets, as I'm walking away that if she takes her little paw and pats me on the back of my ankle that that is the action that means she would like more pets. TAKE THAT JOHN DURHAM PETERS. Animals can't communicate my ass


Forget their thoughts....you're able


I wish Jax was here so I can cuddle him, he always made me feel better


Trip to Baguio City with his fam


Almost platinum ARs


i wanna finish sfh but its late and im a pussy


She gotta thang for niggas wit money


Drop your name... I will give you a tittle


Going again to Disneyland for my birthday !! This time I’m taking my brother and mom for two days


Goodmorning <33 dont forget to take care of yourself


Happy Foden scored.. He deserves it..


I feel like I need a cricut


The featuring are beautiful


me and the besties comparing depression symptoms


Anyone else buy things just to get the free gift that comes with it?


Uploaded an unreleased song to CDPR for the Cyberpunk music contest, wish me luck


Don't waste my time bro


My nail tech snapped today, per usual


Forgive, Forget....Smile


Over here with my rusty Texas based spanish while kluc nation over here partying. I can laugh about the papichulo but my brain struggling to translate lolol This solidifies that I need to practice my Spanish


I just want an even skin tone god damnit


Anyone want to do sfs or l4l on onlyfans? Just send me a message


I heard a cat meow in my house but my cat is sitting right next to me


this dutch bros employee just asked if she could have a bite of my chick fil a


do you remember what your first @ was? mine was probably the worst


Waiting for a new episode suck why cant these koreans just drop the whole 16eps all at once


Kaan taras gay hai "Will you be my valentine" sunny ko.


This Youngboy and Durk beef getting kinda spicy


Your attitude may hurt me but mine can kill you.


My job owe me $1600 and if that shit ain’t on my card come Friday I’m blowing that bitch up


She my little motivation, she don’t even know it


I have 2 clips from last night not sure if I should separate them or put them together


i shoulda got my cut touched up


I have seen tweets about @user supporting artist . Keep making people smile


Sometimes i really wish.. There could be a device built for measuring #depression


Parts of me still feel like they have more spoons than usual which is good! What’s weird is that other parts of me haven’t, and my executive dysfunction is still acting like I have to still allocate energy very carefully and I’m anxious about committing to any tasks.


cartoon 60/70s


Leigh-Anne's nephew has grown so much


good morning karina aylabyu


Nice bezoge pump today


Will someone please tell me when that guy loses on @Jeopardy ? I can’t watch him another day.


So happy I have Saturday and Sunday off this week again


I'm about dine with @FoxNews their ppl are showing their true colors more and more. We have enough liberals to watch on the other networks so I suggest @FoxNews stay conservative or lose viewers say by to @BretBaier chris Wallace @marthamaccallum pukes


last year my school was having project to exchange bookmark w students from aussie but so far we haven't received the reply


Haunted house & pumpkin picking next weekend


Sis don’t fool yourself, his conversations are getting shorter with you and longer with another girl


This is your periodic reminder to add alt text to your GIFs and images on here, and properly capitalize hashtags. Your friends using screen readers and other assistive technology deserve to be able to suffer through all of your shit posts, too


anyone seen what i seen?


This family makes me want to murder people


Bitch got mad at me cause I said I had a gf talking bout she go slap my bitch


Seems that my mom’s version of Mac n cheese is the trini version


My boots came and I don’t love them.


I meant what I said! Me & my girl will enjoy our summer! COUNT DOWN TO MIAMI


Ima Be 25 Next Week Like Damn I’m Gettin Old


my eye looks have been popping recently and i’ve been getting so many compliments i wish i did my makeup earlier so i could take pics but im lazy


TRIVIA THURSDAY 6:30pm @ Farm, be there or be


I ain’t gone lie Chicago did something there yea when that put that lemon pepper In that powdery form or sumn on that chicken. Total game changer


one of my biggest regret this year is not watching 6/45 on the big screen


WTF HALSEY


my blockchain is longer than your blockchain


Today is not a day to be outside


12k followers. Am I an influencer yet?


extra spicy sex >>>


$SPY what a shit market today


Mark Lanegan has left the building. He kept me company in the dark.


the scisaac tweets on my tl, tysm keep up the good work


That post-corona trim is gon slap differently


This steak smacking


Geico bouta send me a text after court telling me we should see other people lolllll


he beat my shit in the mattress last night


Jamie Foxx - Slow on repeat


Also on my weight loss run I got sub 180 so that’s cool!


Also, hot take(?) I am really really really fucking glad I don’t have to wrangle horses in my FromSoft open world, deal with tedious fishing mini games, and don’t have the ability to customize Torrent. That is the definition of padded open world game design. Sorry


I dead ass just cured my depression & I cured it high


cousin secret santa is in full effect


zepeto needs!


It briefly looked like Ellie was finally asleep so I could get some work done. Of course not. It’s going to be a long night


Getting promoted this week then I’ll be a AT&T agent


Gorgeous gorgeous girls create their own covid variant after a 10 day bender


Typical English fans! Lose a run of games and start calling for Southgate to be sacked. It's football! Get behind the manager and the @England team and bring on another enjoyable Tournament!!!


Sometimes my pride makes me stop being the bigger person


I may have to sell a kidney to pay for the electricity I’m using for 4 fans! I’ve had enough of this #UKHeatwave


Matty gives no fucks that we already have the album


I know why my girlfriends always love when I get mad cuz it hardly happens


Present fathers that are single... are so segzi


imma talk all my shit, cause now I wanna fight


The “okay boomer” girl is too dank


i laid down earlier to rest a little &. woke up to hella new orders


Can we skip the greeting part kwamaDM or rather send it as one message nodaba you can't be waiting for me to say " I'm okay"


I’m so over this damn year


Jurassic park movie marathon


i am so exciteddd for saturday


that nap was everything but now I feel sick


My biggest pet peeve is when someone insults my intelligence…


Naah I have to go to this Krave place


Maybe it's time for #HouseOfTheDragon Gonna relive this Tyrell heart.


good morning everyone! lagi sehari nak 2021


casemiro well deserved man of the match


30 & up, sup


maybe i’m not the giver that i thought i was


88 just a number but good well known people won’t forgotten


$DRGN is the new $BTC


Someone please send a clean playlist for working


Cant wait to see those resell tickets


I really hate deleting shit I look cute in but they gotta go too.


I use to get my nails done weekly or biweekly for the last 10 years now these past 3 months I’ve seen the nail salon once


Good Luck to all our students who receive their results today


bacot bat bocah slowmo


Omg I’ve been fasting since Christmas and just zipped up an outfit I couldn’t zip up last week. I might just keep this up


sixth form already stressing me out wanting to study medicine in uni; there’s so much i need to do


Wish I had a dick to play with that wasnt mine


So many new appointments under the new prime minister coming in today, I'm going to need a full list tweet of the changes once this is all done with from @user to make sense of it all.


pay day is the day you should be thinking of me


baby while we young we should just have fun


Thank you so much to @user for retweeting my comments and liking them means so much


Type in “CryptoPh” on @opensea Result #1: @user Result #2: @user #Patience


Anyways bad mood from wasting hours on a game


It’s A Toxic Tuesday I Ain’t Fucking With It


- i don’t even fuck with niggas , i just rather chase a check


Idk if it was the sex or the coffee I had on my way home, but I’m def in a better mood than when I first woke up


Maturing is realizing tequila is better than Dusse and Hennessy


but when I see you it dnt be none of this


You forget the lack of privacy to get on your company computer until you pull reports.


Cracking effort from Mats Hummels that. Only 90 yards in the wrong direction


lrt the dedication of a lot of BotW players is and always has been astounding. did NOT know you can strip lynels of their weapons


aaaaaa I couldn't even share these worries to anyone


There is nothing powerful than a woman determined to rise


Dodo just asked me if i wanted a kiss, unfortunately it was the chocolate


It’s my mommy birthday & it’s lit


Lizzath appadam is lub


Bblade won both wtf


hi babiesss. i’ve missed y’all


Starting the day with Willie Nelson and a mango.


You can make it happen, things always work out in your favor


Stana Katic in castle, wooow


I look good as fuck today. And I’ve been told I smell good several times. On my daddy shit.


not me panicking bc of that


“get home safe” >>>>>


My business has been open for 3 weeks now . Why am I not rich yet


Fried onions though!


Morning guys, no trading for me today, moms got a appointment this afternoon. Stay green


(making out hot and heavy) hold on one second baby (turns head to side) ALEXA! PLAY– ugh ALEXA!… PLAY MAKEOUT SONGS. (turns head back) alright now where were we


Happy birthday to my mf husband!


I ain’t spend a singleee fucking dollar from that stim check. Straight to the savings


Laughin to the bank got me runnin wild


olosho na pesin daughter


Travelling Kop loud as ever


If Bauer becomes a Yankee I’m going to be so


Space is just a word made up by someone who's afraid to get too.... Close.


If you're reading this, it's because you're still on twitter. Go do your job!


im so happy but sad at the same time, my heart hurts


Trying to go out for drinks after finals


cut that fan behavior out fr


i bought the most scrumptious avocado ever


Bacon jam


ofc he brings us up


Please don’t be afraid to approach me or just talk to me. I’m not scary or unapproachable I SWEAR. I’m literally a cinnamon roll with slightly crazy energy


Monday na monday


I took a break from hw and my team has the audacity to vote for someone with the most damage blocked instead of me, THE SUPPORT, who HELD THE POINT the entire game. Overwatch does not appreciate the healers


Neymar is different


for now on. i’m am degrading old men for $5 per degrade. my cash app is $baezunique


Heads up all, I had a stream planned for 11PM today but I ain't feeling too grand right now, so I'll push it back an hour and see if I feel any better then!


Brick Mansion is ACTIONNN pack just like I like my movies


local tweet incoming


Well done #Arnab_Goswamy.. you took right decision and resigned from #Editors_Guild under #Guilt.. Now you just need to give a miscall and join the hate brigade officially


Fake bf finally going home tomorrow…on my birthday


If anyone mad or pressed now. They gonna be dumb pissed fir the next 3 months


My daughter humming the Eastenders theme is sooo cuyuuuteee


he toxic , i’m toxic , two negatives makes a positive so we meant to be


when ur nb but you dont use they/them so none of the popular nb jokes include u


$SPRO $SPCB $QNRX $APDN $MULN = These are some of our teams favorite trades for the day! We are bullish and expecting some more momentum on these names again tomorrow. If you need any guidance, or a mentor, then feel free to message me. Have a great day!


aNYWAYS, BEYONCÉxBTS


Glen Hoddle must be watching a different game


prayers for you gws.


I get a kick out of making my girl mad. Seeing her mad is a


Anyone else still waiting for WestView S/T


may malelate na naman today


Can't do any more than go into our league match on the back of a good performance. A couple of players knocking on PP's door on Friday me thinks


kinda wanna become a lawyer just to be like Camille Vasquez


I really hope Gary Johnson wins tonight’s election


A sandwich with brioche bread


I did not see Kanye West on the ballot


Quit my job today and I’m pretty sure I’ve decided which offer I’m going to accept


Feel like Southgate might be picking up the phone to Sancho and Rashford before the World Cup - talking like his squad is so incredible it’s not worthy of United players


Welcome to the PrettyBoyClub @user


Sorry for the short stream today just wasn’t feeling too good


Tremendo Better call Saul


#SouthCarolinaForBernie is a very good news because it will lead to narrowing of the playing field. As it is broads are no longer in vogue, narrow's better


Finna Dye My Hair This month


Strossss I see u boys @astros


Fally is a gem


When the grass is grown. Play ball.


My sister got her first set of nails today


Forever salty about my injury as a 10 year old screwing my lower body up. 14 years later and i still hurt somehow every day


I’m ready to go to sleep at 7:35pm


cannot put into words how excited I am to see @GorgonCity on NYE and start 2021 right. Its been too long


Avicii did over 500 shows in 1 year...


Call me old fashioned but I still dedicate songs to people so they could eventually get ruined by those people


What the actual fuck am I watching? Like no cap I can respect the work these people put into this concert but man someone summon Ohtani...


11:11, enhypets. for the last time, happy 2nd monthsarry ! i cannot explain how much i love you guys and how thankful i am. please continue to bark, meow, to moo, and make your animal sounds. joke, ily all !


My hubby really put me on to rancheros and I actually like it


Eduardo Capetillo????what a dream


I just be abusing my lashes


Im really that early 2000s fine


So random but I suddenly miss Leni-Kiko campaign rallies. That ray of light and hope we all felt for the country


Playing with yo p* wishing it was me instead


im sorry namjoon if our gift got advance 3 days after your birthday


no more sleeves in my pc binder… i cannot believe it


Be careful with manifestation y’all. I wanted to go home cus our software wasn’t working but now I’m going home early to take a COVID test


I am very tired of the schedule i have


i fuckin love bobs burgers


Looks like Live Corn Hole Tournaments on ESPN in our fall future....


why.. am i having such a hard time finding a freaking booster shot


i love being a lesbian. despite all the lesbophobia we have to deal with, having to constantly defend my sexuality, i love being a lesbian. i love being unavailable to men, i love women, i love how tight and supportive the lesbian community is.


Might just starting tweeting out every month that it’s my birthday just for people to interact with me


these elections got a mf skressed


Brandy music must have been weak if Jack Harlow couldn’t remember her songs


Just had a good stream!!


Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran songs are still my fav


I want long lashes also.


I thought kfc being open to essential workers would take less time. Feel even longer than the regular to baxxide


is that a rat I saw out of the corner of my eye? nope. pigeon


birthday game night tonight. hit my line for them deets.


Working to hard not to get head when I get home from work


60pc of americas best.., yesssirski


Everytime I wake up I’m reminded that I am above everyone around me


the criterion is such a straight person venue


i have three anderperry fics almost complete in my docs my goal is to carry this fandom on my back


Sis talmbout she want her second drink.


Thank you so much for the kind follow @user C'mon out to play Kath Maxwell please


This shit ain’t even mix yet


Fifa can’t convince me I’m this bad


Can anyone help a crime writer out? I'd like to know what access (if any) police have to a suspect's social media (suspect on the run, phone damaged beyond repair). Could they access login details to scour DMs? Or would that not happen? Would love the answer to be no...


My friends are the best I swear


I really pushed myself in the gym today, I haven’t felt this exhausted since the Army


I want @user to do a reanimation of the Spiderman 3 scene... You know the one


Why does food get cold but drinks get warm?


Ian got too many mistake to make


I get free counseling through my job


If you are a patriot, why would you continually say NWO is already in place?


Why hasn’t Louis DeJoy been fired yet? He is a horrible person and a POS. He should be no where near any piece of mail. Again, why hasn’t he been fired?


my tattoos look good in some pics and my face looks good in some pics but never both in the same pics


I have about 4 more makeup remover samples I’ll like to give away with some orders


any man that gets irritated bc i’m asking him questions is legit


My ADHD really be affecting my ability to binge watch shows. I have so many shows that I need to watch but I can’t cause I have the attention span of a squirrel on crack


The new modern warfare add on’s are killing me tf


the script's science and faith album is such a throwback, pure gold


uncomfortable conversations creates space for u to grow


you think ur soo smart? spell anayalate.


#JawadStandsWithStudents @JawadAhmadOne @zakawaqar @imrankhanpti @shafqat_mahmood @drmuradpti cancel special exams....We want justice


Give the job to Brendan McCullum


If any billionaires would like to venmo me and help a girl out, that would be greatly appreciated


It's always the younger guys that are the boldest


This stage will forever be hilarious to me the freaking performed out since they all was about to be out from


I’m not friendly , but I’m not just mean so watch it


making crack chicken tonight


That’s my baby n ifly


first thing qua say when a girl text me is “don’t text her back she being fake/messy” he be knowing before me .


Such a good feeling unsubscribing from all of those annoying spam emails that somehow find their way to you


Is shutting down the electricity and closing/chasing away patients from hospitals what you consider as fighting for the common man/poor? NLC are indeed the enemy of the masses, Wailers keep wailing


my taemin album came damaged i’m cancelling them


Niggas hate but dey bitches inlove


Pre workout in Its shoulders and Back this is gonna be beautiful


The only person that texts me is Track and Trace


Everytime I tell someone I haven't gotten the vaccine yet they look at me with such judgmental eyes


This weekend forsure opened my eyes to being more responsible with myself. Lesson learned


Arsenal are gonna be above us


Do you know what the cutest part about MAMA day 1 was: Bogum saying jhope will be here tomorrow & I’ll hand it to him. And that proud smile on his face


I still wanna be around ya even when I’m not on a perc


I’ve called the cancun resort like 3 times. Y’all want our money or nah like answer me


I love my bf. He’s such a sweet man


If you wanted tolerance you wouldn't care if people talk about how weird it is Ellen Page suddenly decided she is a boy.


I b thinking I b snapping in arguments!


Every Living Creative Dies Alone


I’m getting back in the ring shortly. My hands haven’t lost any speed so y’all better be ready to watch out


ive only ate one sausage all day


bro i NEED to start posting more art, watch me say it and never draw anything


i don’t know how to let it sink into people’s brains that it’s not healthy to be totally dependent on another person and to let them be involved in every decision u make and every little thing u do


Schroeder fumbled the biggest bag he could’ve gotten thinking he deserved Max player money. He should’ve took the 95 mil. This is Nerlens Noel all over again


Can’t wait for warm weather, I wanna fish


Just Focused in my goals


My dad literally repeats himself over and over and i be ready fvkin scream! Stfu and it sucks cause i called him but now i just wanna hang up


if you didn't listen btm more than 200 times, i don't trust you


House smell like bleach.


one thing about me is i hold grudges


Crossing my fingers for some discounts bc I want Jacob 1-1 for sure and maybe Elisha and Danny too...


I don’t have a filter during the day but I really don’t have a filter late at night


I thought I told this nigga the world is mine


Fact of the matter is when anyone posts anything on any platform someone’s gonna get pissed. So to the people that are looking to get pissed off


throwback to 2016 when my friend was happy about me not being in my 1d phase anymore. that worked out well ig


I keep saying I want this man to leave me alone but it’s a lie


great my lower back to left leg is starting to hurt


Bro somebody keep texting me talking bout I got a zero on quiz 6 I’m bout to block them


Been a good couple days; - New peak of 1666 - 3-0 sweep in @user Playoffs - 3-0 sweep over @user - Back to casting for @user I'm a happy man!


Still xad about not going to


Half a ticket on vacation I ripped up the receipt


My airpods aren't working anymore


Admin has been attacked. Ata tunaenda Kichinjio Kesho 5. We should sleep anyway.


In the mood for chow mein w/ bourbon chicken


In Vikings.. Ragnar with a very interesting personality


It’s October 5 and I’m not sad. I haven’t cried. It’s too normal. That’s concerning. Happy birthday, mommy. Love you for always to the moon and back


I’ve been wrong before but looking at the $FET chart - I think if bitcoin behaves we could well see a significant pump within the next 5 days & back to ATH levels by early September


Vacation to clear the mind before the new year... ACTIVATED!!!


$BNS it’s about time


there was bad talk about jedward in english today


Going to NOLA this summer if it’s the last thing I do


I’ll be ordering shit and checking the tracking every 5 mins after I bought it.... expecting it to say delivered


A bot just retweeted my post just because it contained a word 'machine learning'


y’all weird because y’all do dumb shit that make no sense im weird because i move accordingly based on your actions without having to say to much


I just recently starting watching old reality shows on Hulu and I’m having such a good time


Stay safe @user hope this storm passes quickly without much damage


Tfw your best friends 2 years ago are reposting their prom pics from 2 yrs ago but only the ones that youre not in


Netflix please stop having the movie in the search bar but not on Netflix


Ronaldo saving ole on a weekly basis


Origi 90+3 winner incoming


Being really negative today


Hi @BearGrylls it was a nice show-#IntoTheWildWithBearGryllswithSUPERSTARRajinikanth thank u took utmost care of Thalaivar @rajinikanth it was irritating when u use to call often n often but the entire show was interesting n wishing u a great journey ahead,, as usual Thalaivar


Note to self..... You want it done - do it yourself


high scores sa midterm exams cutie


Looking for Proper Nye tickets! 1 day for Saturday or a 2 day pass


Ril agm is more awaited den d union budget....


Elon Musk nowhere to be found in Dogecoin day


Strawberry & Blue Raspberry slush from sonic


I be knocked tf out after work


now tell me why i just saw a guy body slam another guy on the train


Can’t wait till the ravens start playing


Green eyes taking your time..


We are not even creating clear chances


I got a taste for some Bdubs


Taxi drivers chasing each other down William Nicol. One Quantum has a full load


community-oriented lesbians are good-looking


Some decent play from Blues first half. Getting the ball wide, structure to the play and team. Individual error led to goal. Decent press and movement. Early days but promising. Fingers crossed


It's nice to see Bill & @susannareid100 on @GMB , but wheeeeeeeeeeeen is @piersmorgan coming back, ........ I miss him


I shall sleep it's 5 in the morning


F*** it let me create this of accounts lol


My baby look so sweet when he sleeps


good things only, good grades, good wealth, good health & good love


Caucasian people who skip the n- word in songs I respect you


Ayo guess who can post again


i would sell both my kidneys for Liquid Stranger & G REX to drop their collab


One of the worst things about Brexit- the contraceptive pill is now on the low. Imagine your doctors running out


idk why even do skin care routine. my skin always A1 oily type


Pressure burst pipes but pressure makes diamonds


Most of my sessions today have been my every other week people and the past two weeks have clearly been two years!


If theres something I hate abt my job, are the clients who likes to go to the cinema at the morning. Bitch, its 10 am, go to take your breakfast or go to the super; why are you eating popcorns and nachos at this hour. Leave me clean peacefully


Perez saved us from the trenches


why does deathmatch have a much higher crit rate than the jade spear


Manifesting long black hair and soft waves for Solar next cb please she looks hot in it


I just spent all of today's no-meeting, available, fleeting working time panicking about how I'm going to get what I need to get done, done. Okay, well, back to being an excellent, fully engaged parent for the rest of the day... yeah...


Man I just played w/ the Bears on Madden and Mitch Tribusky is sorrryyyyy


If she has a neck tattoo sign me up


Fox News stood up against one of the biggest issues we have to date: people having cats


I need new gym gear


Got the best news ever today.. my insurance is finally gonna give me some new teeth for half the price .. thank you lord I could cry right now


there goes kendall again


i wanna change layout but later cuz i have work


Just asked my therapist if she would ever fire me for reaching wholeness and well-adjusted state. She said it’s not that easy. Well, guess this will be a fixed cost for liiiiiiffffeeee


This rain just blew mines


I love chatting on stream with my favourite content creators


Get to see my baby daddy tomorrow


Guess who Slim Shady just signed to Interscope? My little sister's birthday, she'll remember me For a gift I had ten of my boys take her virginity


Limit Your needs Everything will become luxury ---Vilen


my little sister is here


Next year i’m kicking it up. def wanna peg someone sooner than later


You got a gem


If anyone has my voodoo doll please give her a vitamin c packet and a couple echinacea pills god damn


Any other small time traders out there such as myself. Shill me your charts. Looking for some new followers.


Anyways now we gotta wait to hear who’s leading us to doom for the next 4 years


If tae don’t do my hair for my birthday all plans are canceled


Florida I’m at’cha neck AGAIN this weekend ..


Omg omg I'm not a big fan of battlefield. But man battlefield V is amazing... where have you been all my life lol


Hot take: If you have to think too much before tweeting something it’s probably not worth tweeting


Damnit mannn, that Grand Marquis got sold


I’m really turning 28 next month


Dam i canʻt believe im still going with this retard.....


i just want to get my dog a cheeseburger. that’s all.


Y’all can boycott Shake Shack more cheese fries for me


I can’t wait to have baby girl so me and my man can have a real date night


I was just wondering, why didn't Monty and Jasper become close friends with Lincoln? (bc they were in MW to busy eating pie, yeah I know, but still...it could've happened in S3)


guys whyd u not tell me george did lore and met up w tommy tubbo jack and niki <3


the fact that i literally CANNOT wake up early like i had a zoom for english at 10 am and i just went back to sleep for another 3 hours after it ended


I call a lender Friday. Really wanting a house for my daughter


I AINT READIN ALLAT


i mean it’s a pretty basic scent so i’m sure it’s fine.....


tw // self harming i was doing luke’s event and i had to talk to this girl who had scars on her wrist, they didn’t mention but i had to leave the whole game when i noticed


“how I’m suppose to fake a laugh when ain’t shit funny” - @oranicuhh you went crazy on balencies


Shaq Moore is in the game


i neeeeed a pair of ricky ows


When are clothes brands going to collab with streamers- I'm all here for fashion on Twitch


hii guys !! rt this and i will follow you guys ! warga twitter kan friendly hehe thnkyou !!


I have never expected less of a match v Liverpool, nor have I ever cared less before the game


ayeee i see rod wave next weeeek


I talked Tad into moving into my island on Animal Crossing! He's gonna love it


Finna do a question thread !


I can count on 1 hand how many clean guys houses I’ve been too. Men are nasty


If I feel like you being sneaky ima be sneaky with your ass & I don’t give a fuck either


I feel so shitty wtf iv been distracting myself with gta but it's not working I give up nothing works anymore


I just about snapped Don't look back Every lover's got a little dagger in their hands


Reason I came back to Twitter in 2019 is Leaving Neverland. Came back to stop these lies ,and Ive managed to do a lot. Never thought I would be able to DM MJs family , colleagues and friends- get this big #MJfam here and to work on big projects and docus. Im proud of that


My gel polishes and uv lamp came today. New pedi by myself from now on


I had the most adult like 8 year old today and yeah I’ll pass on em