It’s refreshing to see friends that are pure with their intentions and truly wonderful people


Tired of this girl jumping to twitter after every little thing


Nah cause why Dat Jerk took the sweet-heat off the menu


Rest all the first team players (if any) against Midtjylland and lineup the u23s @user


Instead of toy objects hanging over my children's crib they will have a crystal mobile


I’m so much prettier than your wifeeeey


I just now found out that it’s December


Inter taking the dub over Milan


Zaha is coming to the Chels…


I be looking so tall in my pictures


Dont choose with hormones


I smiled when we made eye contact. What more could I possibly do


Spoke to a friend who’s not on Twitter or in tech, and he didn’t know what Notion or Roam was. A helpful reminder of the bubble we’re living in here


Ready to smoke and I just stopped today


Its gonna be so cute and beautiful watching them support one another on their individual journeys


I swear I’m about to die on this hot ass shuttle bus. Like if the air doesn’t work make this shuttle bus out of service.


when will I get a double 5 star


Congratulations @paraga sir . #TwitterCEO - excited for twitter's future.


My week is stacked with self care. Facial today, injections tomorrow, Pilates Thursday.


This white man just got into a shootout with the police after he killed his family in Winston-Salem an this mfer looks perfectly fine, just untouched like what the hell bruh


To all of my #Resister sisters and brothers, thanks so much for getting me over the 1k mark!! Much love to you all


Flip the switch You're keepin' me in the dark My vision's clear, I see ya left a mark I'm the voice and I won't let you drag me down, down If you go, I'm not goin' with you now


feeling kinda petty rn and my birthday is next week… think i can get an olivia piñata on etsy ?


Me and Rida are just like Anasui and Jolyne fr.. The one sided love part


I love my room and my bed is the best now


what is up with army twt stop cancelling the wrong people and cancel the actual problematic ones... but wait! you still follow them... see you’re part of the problem


// me, shaking as I wait for pastie (percy mun) to get online


This is my second time buying eggs & forgetting them in the car


They should add custom classes to rainbow six, and it would work like call of duty were you can only hold 9 attachments. I just think it would be fun to have a sledge and a twitch drone.


2nd in the league and @user hasn’t even played for us yet


Southern don’t ever answer the mf phone!


It's #NationalNudeDay - don't be scared to slip some in my DMs.


me sinto mt sozinha kk


I deserve all the blessings and happiness that God has in store for me


Great to see lots of new and returning #pirates in the weight room today! Back at it Thursday at 12p


I always wanted braces but god blessed me


Dear Wales Sorry, not Sorry Safe Home England


IDC how big I'm always make sure this pussy smell good


My boyfriend bought me AAA today without saying anything


Interviewer: why would you like to work at panda Me: I JUST LOVE THE FOOD THERE


On the phone with my sister I ain’t heard nth she said


Genuinely sometimes I think if someone spent time in my brain for a couple of hours they’d go insane


wtf @user got s worded


Lemme go get some damn rice


I stepped away from #everton Twitter and it’s gone nuts again. 1. Bielsa £1m a month!?! 2. Farhad selling. Oh no he isn’t. 3. Onana and Gordon absent from training and potentially off? All this after the Danjuma BS. Can’t bear all this


My therapist helps me to look after my inner child, & find new & creative ways to make them feel seen/loved. So for her birthday, I sent her a singing Barney teddy bear, because Barney was such a happy highlight of my childhood


First time going for Diamonds on @user Wish me luck


Why everyone going to ATL for New Years? What’s happening over there??


Is the song really that good or has the algorithm been feeding it to me so much that I think it's good?


It’s 2022, almost 2023, and Gerwyn Price is still getting booed by crowds.


alter ego finna go crazy


I just know my manager loves the multiple problems I just texted her about


may school nanaman next week


We cannot survive divided like this


I want oatmeal. Maple and brown sugar


outside where I live there was....


you could definitely try


For that one person noticing my Twitter thing today, I love you babe


Also sorry to Timmy but I just know he’s a messy ass kisser if those paps pics can tell you anything


Baby I want you to wait up, I’m On my way, thinking bout you all day


Strip club tomorrow


why did it take me this long to get into peaky fockinnn blinders


Feel like my 20s been & will be all hustle & my 30s will be a lil bit of hustle & lots of vacationing & margaritas on an island


Stay patient, pray, and work until your time come


should i eat the tiramisu that prob my sister won't eat


fousty_31 just subscribed to the stream!


Closed Position: 1 ETH long on ETH-USD at 1037 (3×). P/L: -0.1007 ETH (-$104.32)


goooooood moanin’ y’all


loosing all gym gains in a single night


Me: I have been spending way too much I need to chill. Time to start saving again.*an hour later* Also me:*Add to cart,add to cart, ouuuu’ cute for my girls...add to cart,add to cart,add to cart,do I need this ? Maybe...Add to cart.*


You making shit too damn easy baby


Even flexed tickets dey struggle. These teams ehn


Set a new record for myself…18 hours of fasting; 5 minute inhalation of a @pancheros burrito


I gotta find more ways to make money


Chesterfield fucking up my footy bet


I could be wrong here @USPSHelp but, I don’t think the most efficient route for a parcel from Northbrook IL, to Manchester in the UK, is to go via Japan? It’s literally the wrong direction by thousands of miles


treat yo self!! I just bought myself a laser level and stud finder


I see beer discourse so heres me stating the fact that I not only love beer but I know how to change a keg


I ratioed them with 300 tweets and they went private


After its recent gain #dogecoin now has a higher market cap that @Snapchat


Why am I actually so evil when a guy does me dirty


anyone wanna be moots on bereal?


Anyways I feel beef over a nigga that won’t leave me the hell alone coming my wayyyyy & ion need that lame ass whack ass shit! If a nigga down talking my name for clout and pussy is a nigga that dont be around me anyways disrespectfully


Good mowning cingta


RT @user This year has just taught me not to postpone enjoyment. Any opportunity to enjoy, take it


I’m hungry asl I really want some Kayla’s


If you're a solopreneur earning $250k/year or more, here's 3 ways a great accountant will make you more money


Think of the messiest bitch u know .. it’s a nigga ain’t it


“I want to feel you.” “I want you to feel me everywhere love” FUCK YOU! You came home to a clean ass house and fucked me. Then told that bitch you wanted to feel her while laying next to me.


Promise I’m coaching some basketball next year


That’s all I ever wanted for mo to score!!! Sooooo happy


I want food but I don’t wanna leave


They’re showing chocolate factory on Gtv


perhaps I shall read young avengers or work on my toro reading guide while I space out during my last class zoom


Alaysia literally read two full paragraphs out of one of her books to us. She reminds me so much of me because I loved reading at a very young age. I am so proud of her


actually wdw can u tour international first THEN circle back to the us


I POOPED A LOT


Sabrina Claudio please don't have me in my feels tonight


Haven't been on the ice in about two weeks and I honestly felt so happy today


But I'm wat chu call it .. popped ah what chu call it


I’m sooooo tired I wish I didn’t have work


It was a jam packed day of activities for @user year 5. Some of the highlights can be seen below


Nothing's like swapping the door of a fridge over so that it opens up the right way to make you feel like you're heading somewhere in life


+175.000 streams on ‘What If’


Nothing in life will ever be perfect, but I can honestly say I am okay right now.


She says that I'm her all the time favorite...


dont mind me keep switching my layouts, layouts crisis


Best 21-year-old footballer in the world? Khvicha Kvaratskelia! The Napoli winger is a wonder to behold. Warra player!


Lord clear my head From all toxic thoughts


On my way to the Blairsville Standard’s main office right now!


Me & my baby have been laying in bed all day just watching Insecure, no responsibilities, just vibes


Don’t go outside bruh


Me: *sends in job application* Me 10 minutes later: Hello??


how do i change the county i’m registered to vote in


Tha i cho bruithainneach ana-sheo nach urrainn dhut anail a tharraing


Bitch I want a Bronco


the way i'm begging the rose to come back to my country and give a concert, but if they do, i won't be able to go


I think I’ll make my pasta tomorrow night


Resisting the insane urge to break down in dance at the office because I'm listening to one of my favourite playlists while I work


I act like everything’s ok then boom you’re blocked. Let the person reminisce on their actions


Me and my clients really be cuttin up in the salon


If you can reply to this You lost the game


Wow shit always Happening


thankyou dazed for the colorful concept


hey everybody, there are new secrets to be found. a new pet and a sword. some crittershapes, potentially. i'm probably going to go live early tonight to open vault and get some secret-hunting in before raid starts! maybe an hour give or take


can y’all hand over ur favorite paul pictures pls i’m drawing smth 4 his bday


$LTRY Are you a pissed off bag holder?


if i didn’t have class tomorrow i’d be in newark


i can barely read my keys


I might not be perfect, but at least I’m not pretending to be


I forgot I’m off the day after the wale show… I’m definitely abt to take advantage of this trip to Atlanta


I got mob ties I got fckin mob ties


Not to be sexy but I am going to spend hours tonight picking the perfect outfit


I hope my feelings about this Funchess signing end up being wrong


I can tell when my lil bruva dont want me to hang up


biiitch waterfalls just came on, the nostalgia!!!


I just found out my job doesn’t offer vision benefits and I’m actually pretty fckin pissed about it


catra: i wonder what i could’ve been if i’d gotten rid of you sooner ummmm straight


Hair appointment Sunday, can’t wait


Lohany me cansa


califia oatmilk tastes different so now I gotta order this different oatmilk by the case on amazon…can’t go back to cow milk it makes my tummy hurt


I want some ziti


you look at junmyeon and think that fine man would say smth sounds so insecure and corny?? tapped is what yall are


GA ... another day finding my way in Web3. Eventually I'll find something to help support my fam.


All I want right now is to crawl in bed and cuddle with my man and my kids and watch a movie


F*CK Mitch McConnell


Lemme do this final thing and call it a night


Has anyone won anything from the @Starbucks #starbuckssummergame? I’m calling shenanigans!!


again....at this point do I even have to say it


Salamina @etvScandal what gives


can’t have sex probably for a week bc my fucking gynecologist’s secretary is never in the office...not even during the office hours they list on their automated answering machine


First dose down! Feeling very optimistic


The whole FEBRUARY I’m celebrating


The Battle of Alberta is back! Now is the time for every #business #owner to get in on the action.


176 to chase. Comeon guys. This is possible


I’m just fucking up all over the place


Just got paid for my lil Alexander wang gig Still a starving artist or whateva


I think it’s going to be a chipotle type of night


Patiently waiting for @user to take me to a secluded cabin in the forest.


I think I need to stop collecting dvds and albums


I never wanted to tell someone I’m just going to grab one beer with the boys and end up drunk so bad in my entire life. I just wanna buy my boys a round. Miss you guys


// jonadio mention just got told that j*nadio isnt a proship


Everyone’s going on about Kane’s assist’s , the Welsh keeper ain’t doing to bad either


ok i fixed my location


Time to get this gym sesh in


plz kindly check my pinned tweet


Do I give off "you were an only child" vibes?


Idk how I’m already tipsy


yeah one thing abt me im always feeling like i’m getting played


I'm ready to free myself from overthinking! it sucks!


Is she a praying woman or a preying woman??? Y’all be careful out here


Votto is cussing in Canadian


coping via overwatch


Think she like me cuz I’m from New York


gotta wait till next month to get another earring


3 pounds down in one day! I’ll be 10 pounds down by Monday watch


new fave: carrot cake


OMG She's crying...


He is back @ishankishan51 Excellent from @mipaltan


To mad I had to come in here because my bracket feel off my braces


Back shots would be good right about now


Will take a break from here... Need to get my feelings together


All I wanted to do was surprise my boyfriend


Just downloaded the BattleField 2042 beta


Don’t wanna be rude, but at the same time I HATE small talk


Still cant believe i seen yo face inside that casket


1. Why am I struggling so hard to get a job 2. Why are the only places offering me job scams


EH CLOSE


What do I hear from Tim Ryan? Create UNION jobs and spread Unions to Europe, & allow fracking to sell it to another country. 20 years in politics, now trying to sound conservative but I still hear “America Last”, and oh, allow Ohioans to get high and abort their children.


Staying up all night because im waiting for #ButterVideoTeaser not for my birthday


RT if you think or have a strong believe that Due dates of ITR, TAR & GSTR-9/9C would be extended


Professional drivers


Essence by Wizkid clearly has crack in it.


Marius is really tempting me too… need a lil spice every now and then


Wash your hands right. You probably know how to do this. Stay far from others/Don’t get too close - unless you want it. Wear a facial covering. Otherwise known as a mask* *If applicable


My boyfriend always moans when I eat chocolate in bed. Tonight I brought up chocolate cake and he didn’t moan because I’ve been ill. Now I’m frantically sweeping bits of chocolate off the sheets


Gay Maluma blowing up, he is so fine


the downside of ur dentist being walking distance from ur house is that i can’t remember to last time one of my parents came with me


20k tweets before 2021


just had a breakdown cause i didn’t understand the stupid fucking algebra hw so i had to turn it in late with half of it not finished


hutao havers ..


my 17 yt old brother is blasting old taylor swift music- i think he’s in his feels


The delusional of that BU page & their ring leader fraudi needs to be studied…


you get in your feelings, I get in my bag...we are not the same


Other companies releasing exclusive album before fans preorder....woollim release it after like 70% fans preordered


ah ! okay okay , he will let her rest


Moreno cannon


I made 100 and I did that on a light day


The one night my kids refuse to go to bed early


social media & real life a mf lol iont look at nobody on social media & be jealous


Rage music is the only music now


I dedicate today's narrow #win to #Bournemouth and #Southampton especially Solanke and Obafemi...


Look how she left I bet she told you she wouldn’t never leave you


how tf i got two hatin ass sisters, well i got two more hopefully they don't disappoint


Imma try downloading some Legit paying apps


For almost 2weeks now, if it’s not 2/3am I won’t sleep


im tired of cis men pretending to care about women’s issues. funny how they always have so much to say about trans women in sports but are silent when police throw out rape kits or when their politicians have more SA allegations than I have hairs on my ass.


Why is it every time I drink alkaline water my stomach says no and I bloat up n look 4 months pregnant.


getting beat up with a pillow


missing my boyfriends hours: open


Work work work work work work


Whew Chile I can’t wait to see my electric bill


stop all da sneak dissing gimme a @


Where do you get Busch Light Apple cause I wanna try it


I'm on @93QSyracuse once again until 7pm with more chances to win with the $25,000 Fast Money Keyword!


WWE Hall of Fame > Baseball Hall of Fame


sunflowers/ haechan stans how about a space of our own?


What’s with everyone tweeting what they mean when they send an emoji?


A nigga will post you & still cheat on


Breaking down barriers around transparent workshops but also engaging radical activists #dsa


Why is this babe crying?


So @waze I need for your app to be updated or fixed. Took me to a restaurant that’s not even open. It’s closed


Jason Johnson on Deadline: White House....


Goal cancelled... Can only be Werner


glee gets taken off of netflix tmrrrr


She was talking like she knew JT personally


D.J. Moore Catch Rate% and Average Target Depth: 2018: 67.1%, 9.0 aDOT 2019: 64.4%, 11.0 aDOT 2020: 55.9%, 13.1 aDOT 2021: 57.1%, 10.7 aDOT What's gonna happen when he gets back to 63+% with Baker Mayfield?


I’m moving on up can’t believe after 4 years being here I’m a department manager


Zinoleesky x Run it up


new MV excl. is almost ready


Just finished a great shoot and now it’s time to go full wedding mode


High As Shit Smoking All Da 1 In Cali LIVING ENJOYING MYSELF


these people at wendy’s wasting my time this girl in front of me forgot her order number and so the cashier read mine out loud and i immediately told her that line but the cashier gave it to her anyway so i had to wait more time for my order


I 100000% took going out for food for granted


Samba, what a goalkeeper


They asking us when will it stop


Iced coffee & goto


the vp debate being held at my uni


You always showed me the support i needed


hot as hell outside


my AirPods died mid workout... I’m leaving


i can't wait for actor jin


amazon gave me a black hoodie when i ordered white


People are within cuddles rn, and then there's me.


Tryna Enjoy The Outdoors Today


hate being bothered when i’m listening to music


Ready for La Europa League


Welp looks like it’s time to go back and revisit Elliot Page’s movies


All Aussie teachers is all the same


Need a Hoop Session Badly


By this time next year imma be rich doing rich shit with my rich friends


Adele so pretty


German pastries are the best of the best


que odio essa review de first time


Loc wash day. Bad bish loading...


uninterested but interested


Share here with us the email technique tips


I need a cute romantic date it’s been a while !


i just wanna be shown off like a bottle of 1942 and Clase Azul on a insta story.


Cw: don’t promote the show Also cw: why aren’t people watching my shows


oomf does coke


Bonds/Clemons doesn’t get in but Ortiz does??? Yeaaaa that’s why I stopped watching that shit


my new computer came tdy omg


I actually really recommend muting people you find annoying but you feel you can’t unfollow... I completely forgot some people existed and I felt better that way


honestly speaking i’m done telling mfs what i do and don’t like. y’all going work y’all own way out my life and ima hold the door right open


my children bored in here, but we relaxing today


moment of silence for the hazelnut shortage


Once she made the only fans , she disappeared from my future plans


Today I found out I’m on my old fwb close friends list on Instagram


All of my friends are beautiful and handsome and cute and stunning all at the same time.


Nothing is more dangerous than a boy with charm


People trying to use fansly to flirt with me or as a dating site need to stop and you will be blocked immediately


I’m mostly upset that I didn’t ask for that cute girl’s phone number


gibah time


My mom will arrive soon, she can't see I'm this sad because then she'll be sad too


Any BC ladies have incalls for rent in the next couple weeks pls inbox me


Went into the office today & had to cook dinner. I went to the store after work, got home, sat on my couch & sighed heavily. How tf did my momma do this everyday or at least m-thur


i think carols asleep


Too much to celebrate yerrrrrrrr!!! This is a first


Life is Krul


I love working on this new #NFT project, I have had to learn so much and I have talked to some great people along the way


4th . Period be like


I wonder what was the first EVER paparazzi shot of Michael Jackson. Has to be when he was with his brothers but when.


I just listened to the audio of the investigators in Kentucky and man they literally letting the cops who murdered Breonna Taylor just get away w/ everything. I hate our justice system


Yes, 8-10 wala


I just realized I ain’t eat all day


All them 5’s needa listen when the 10 is talking


$SPY GET $USEG oil stock for all Russian negative news


I need to rant to this woman in at most 24 hours or I'm die


I feel like a fucking cow


I miss u but nvm


taejinsoob month guys


I hate when say “you’re almost done, don’t stress” first of all I got 15+ assignments to still turn in, imma stress until the last one is graded


horny hmmm maybe ill take some pics


Dem mans just say “he saloop”?


After going to the eye doctor today I'm left asking what if the new eye drops don't work to bring the pressure down, more surgery? Trying to stay positive! Have a good one everyone!


Good morning !! Remember to stay hydrated


Good risings


Reece James is a bit of a sick note


why are all these fashion designers passing away? like back to back


i’ll leave the trap to be wit you all day


Passed my competency today!


you can crash my car tonight.


came back from the doctor and my dad was talking to my mom about it because it wasn’t great news, 5 minutes later i see her and ask what wrong, she said she was depressed so i asked why, then she yelled that her life sucks and went to her room. sorry to be such a burden


Why is spongebob gay? It’s a kids show


I’ll admit it… I’m addicted to the rice at Benihana’s


I hate feeling trap and here I am stuck inside an apartment


If she love me today I will always be for her like body guard


Going to the Toon to the @RLWC2021 opener! Can't wait!


i bought myself a new camera


Drunk and listening to Juice WRLD.


I’m just ready for some braids at this point fr


MAY JANNAH BE WRITTEN FOR ALL OF US


Happily kept


So excited to be apart of @user ! Follow for more content ! This is just the beginning


YOOOOO @GFuelEnergy Yall nailed this new refresh of Kiwi Strawberry!! Flavor has improved significantly and is much more noticeable. I was a fan of it before, but the changes really make it one I'm gonna reach for more consistently. Not sure what you did, but props to you guys


stop talkin ab #that collab


tia steff will always protect you


9 more days of work & I go on maternity leave


obsessed w the sombra game i had yesterday; attacking hammond refused to switch, and ragequit the match bc they were never able to ult


MLS teams are trying way too hard to appeal to the Euro Snob crowd that will still probably not go to games even after a name change to a “Proper” English Football name. There is legit history behind the Montreal Impact name and now it seems it’s going to just be tossed away.


Always there & showing up for everybody.


Good art oomfies can I comm you


I love our transport system where buses just don’t turn up.


Black sheep and proud


جيمين I'm voting for #LeftandRight as #TheCollaborationSong of the year at the 2022 People’s Choice Awards (#PCAs).


As of now graphics palang ang panira


Obsessed with this weeks run!!! Adorable


I voted and I feel icky.


It's so embarassing when you open someone's story and it shows 32s


They should have let us play Triple Triad with the Crystal Exarch and Emet-Selch


This heat is UNCALLED FOR!!


I cut 3 inches off my hair


I could make ya lose weight


Ion like that Caresha let that girl get her out her body like that to keep responding


FOREVER HOME DUREN


They say the only thing that can scratch a diamond is another diamond, but they’ve never seen me before


So glad I invested in my revlon brush


Took a nap and still has a headache... time for plan b -> hydration + (possible) headache medication.


Football canceled, virtual classes, no socialization the rest of the year, my tire just blew in the middle of traffic…what else does 2020 have for me


la pizza froide


"You're not aloooone. We'll brave this stoooorm. Let's face todAaaayyAAayaaayaaay"


RIP @Everton sold the fans out again tell moshiri hes a tool for me thanks


You ever have a dream while during a quick nap and it’s BOMB but you wake up and be pissed it’s over? Now I’m about to see if it’ll come back for about a hour


i haven’t ate all day. ion think


Also Bravo’s delay in firing Jennie shows that they definitely were trying to keep her on and allow her exposed racism to become a storyline and a “teachable moment” for ratings.


I need to buy new running shoes


I feel like @user knows their biscuits are dry as hell. Why else wouldn’t they give them with the kids meals?????


I love and hate Magnolia Parks at the same time and that’s pissing me off


The key to life is positivity


Can I get an invite/link to the community bloot discord?


PLEASE EDUCATE ME HOW ITS OK FOR ARIANA GRANDE TO WRITE SONGS ABOUT PETE BUT WHEN HE USES HIS CAREER TO TALK ABOUT HER HE IS INSTANTLY CANCELLED AND HORRIBLE. please. I’ll wait. Cause you bitches don’t make sense. Your ponytails are too tight


Been told some news on Varane, will share with you tomorrow #MUFC #Varane


Wtf trans little elves


Yearly cleansing of bad tweets


Ray throw the alley I grab it &


i don’t know ONE rosalia song


why did it take me 9 months to realize my friend group dropped me bc i rejected one of my friends...oopsie


How's everybody doing today? Reply with a gif


Save money, steal better. Walmart


Life is a journey, one that is much better traveled with a companion by our side


Emery is a bottomless pit. This child literally never stops eating; our daycare provider said food is an all day thing for her. All 23 pounds of her


Juno is such an iconic movie I’m glad Elliot page can be his true self now


2Chainz really did what he had to do when he made “Pretty Girls Like Trap Music” it’s all bangers


people in my college really think this is hs… im gonna pop a vein


17 weeks to go! I can't wait


Great stop by the defense after the INT. But Buffalo ate up a ton of clock within the red zone. Now it’s a two score game with 8:38 left


Found out what profit sharing bonus is going to be today. Pleasantly surprised especially after this pandemic


I been, all in my phn, & I got options


Somebody asked me what these rows of chairs are for. I said “It’s for the people who are beside themselves.”


Travel light travel far @IamBridgetKelly


i don’t smoke so i’m eating ben and jerry’s for 420


Adding music to my playlist brings me happiness


Come on to fuck rangers, this game was ours


I’ll be here for a while , I’m banned on Facebook for a hot 30 days


Paramount Plus has all six Champions League matches but only lets you stream three simultaneously


Not me purchasing a new 8” dildo and forgetting it’s in my shopping bag for all to see on the tube during rush hour


There is a 'Maisha' in biggboss this time??


I’m making stuffed shells tonight


"don't feel lonely ha" @user


No idea how harry maguire is still captain


Family outing at the beach.


One thing I will do when im stressed or depressed is go to sleep. Now I’ve tried to call this lady back but my eyes getting heavy. I’ll wake to a bunch of missed calls from my granny and mom.


I’m glad bug okay


going to play warzone for the first time after work, hope it lives up to the hype


irreplaceable is that song


Start your day with a seulrene updates last night


I love begging for cock... but why would I do it for less than what I deserve?


I want to see the celebrations in areas like Kibera and Kondele, kisumu and kakamega let Baba win


I need to get stronger so I can keep up with the big boys


Twitter always fucking something up this new setup so annoying


gave her $600 to go to planned parenthood and she came back with new diors


Day date oyster, private jet eating oystersss


less than 24 hours left, but still not even a third done, I'm...


You Can Send Yo Best Man & You Gone Lose Your Best Hitta


$SPY $QQQ Wednesday?


So excited for local elections results across the state in Florida and throughout the country! Thank you to everyone who voted today or early!


I think I could get all my work done on a tablet. But I'd still want a MacBook Pro or a Surface Pro or even a Dell XPS only because they all look so damn sleek.


I’m tired of hearing “turn on your camera”


Edm twitter breathe for just once this week good god, everyone tryna catch hands from each other


Muggy weather at night time is the ultimate worst


You probably want yo get back cause of her


"Be gentle with me, I'm a person" Wise words from the toddler. Thank you, son.


BMJP honored a commitment order that did not come from the Court.


Sophie casting or Bridgerton getting cancelled news is what I'm waiting for


britt


This quarantine got me back on twitter


i get the most intense secondhand embarrassment when people are arguing in front of me. i hate witnessing confrontation so much i wanna leaaaave


Anytime me and my husband a watch a show a days before it done cause him ago sleep


I’m bout to watch Twitches


I avoid those trains by all means because they are the fucking worst


Bummer.....can u spell convalescence?


I love Spurdin so much


Getting wine drunk tonight


That quarantine break up hits different


So everybody was sick on Christmas


Anybody know the man in the city with the two goats by any chance & can get me in contact with him I wanna use the goat for a photoshoot


Thinking of my Gray family this week.


Lord please be a pair of Ray Charles sunglasses.


Grealish created more chances than Kane, Phillips, Sancho and Rice combined. He was on the field for 14 minutes


25 Kilometers


Workout completed, dinner cooked


i said i was going to the gym today


I think I have a new desire for Teslas now


idk about tickets etc and she will never come to my country, i just want to know is the ticketing system for the Eras Tour the one y'all wanted??


Any DJs/radio host on here I can send my music too


Coming back to work after the long weekend


The lifted half-ton pickup truck with huge tires/wheels and tiny axles is not unlike the 100-pound stripper with fake DDs. Eventually, for both, a chiropractor and some serious repairs will be needed just for existing.


i can sleep all day literally it’s so peaceful i love sleeping


MTN wtf


Your tears don't fall, they crash around me


I really don’t know how to feel about it but shit man


Watching Tasha K interview with Kirby about relationship with majah hype


Amazing day with the crew. Only red trade was $TSLA puts that Im now swinging. Still looking at $XOM $OXY and $CEI tomorrow. $INTK someone liked those .0118s today


Obsessed w better buzz lately


Is that a hair net on Victoria Bagaya's puff?????


So they choose to reset passwords now


Goooood morning ! It’s a beautiful day in the ciddyy! Go for a walk, drink some coffee, ride a bike, read a chapter, iono .. have a bath! And enjoy your productive day !! Oh and drink your water and have a healthy meal


Got home in my poes geroek and saw Liverpool lost, what a lovely day


One of my coworkers walked up to me today and said she hadn’t pooped in 6 days and I really just want us all to share less


opening my 4/20 fast w a w**d infused date (thegoldenbalance voice) now bismillah


I ain’t know that mf was sittin like that


Did the director of 'La La Land' buy up every single edition of 'Les Parapluies de Cherbourg'? It's not on any streaming service and getting hold of a copy is around £30. Let's hope my French is good enough to order a second hand DVD


Me and my dad were watching the news and how the weather is in Texas came up and we started talking about baby's trip coming up.


Julian Alvarez>> Ferran Torres There I said it


in my closet ch 77 sex scene is something else


Okay, so, to whom it may concern... ...we had a temp on site yesterday who bears a striking resemblance to Lars Ulrich. Nah, I didn't tell him that. He probably gets it a lot.


its a couple bitches birthday i gotta get fresh on


I’m tipsy gimme a kiss


Options-Nelccia


wasn’t gone take dat lil bih down until i popped dat percocet


I look cuteee again today


I think I have to post dong to have people interact with me


What are your unpopular astrology opinions? Mine is I kind of believe the octave thing


I hate that I have to get up early tomorrow but I promised my friend


Ya boi is off till the 13th of April with pay, oof lol thanks covid


im unfollowing everyone who doesn’t wish doyoung a happy bday in a few days


gutted to see @padraigamond21 leave newport all the best this season mate


Why did I clock out on a paid 30


that dress, the loss of which he laments, is for the enormous majority, a mere training to act as a diamond


Bolt wrapped


This migraine is unreal


I don't even watch Julie & The Phantoms but how do you not renew or cancel a show after 13 months? Has it at least been unofficially renewed? What is this BET


I hope this food don’t make my stomach hurt


i want mac & cheese but i won’t eat a whole box myself & i don’t want to waste it & it’s gross if u refrigerate it so i guess what i’m trying to say is, if any of you wants to come over & eat mac & cheese & watch movies with me plz do


Great stream George ..


OMG I’VE BEEN TRYING TO GET IN CONTACT WITH MY ONE DEALER CAUSE HIS SNAP GOT DELETED AND HE JUST ADDED ME BACK TODAY!!! THAT MADE MY DAY


people be saying how dream loves his fans. bro your just another dollar to him


To drive to the beach to have lunch rn or not ?


Never understood Twitter & how to use it


Glad I turn on my music. Because of that, I could find my phone to turn on flashlight. I'm alone here and blackout happened


I would lose my shit for a tall, skinny gamer boy with mommy issues and has no sexual experience but then once he learns he's a freak


you guys preparing for tylers birthday like you care


I think I want @user today


I don’t know what’s more annoying packing or unpacking


Anyone else get a cringe flash back from your childhood? No… just me? Cool


i’m trying not to let my weakness get the best of me but it is so difficult when it’s shoved in my face everyday


I just had a phone interview with one of the coolest jobs I’ve ever applied for... send me good vibes


Gonna cancel my Viki subscription to get three more bubbles (: I will get Mark, Doie and I am still thinking of whoelse I can get


The final #ApexLegends Hunt goes live tonight! Complete Hunts One through Eight with our handy guide


Juan really gonna be a freshmen


that’s not cheating if i wasn’t with your asssssss


Once I get home I’m grinding str8 warzone


Pues…..no me gane el giveaway


I love…chairs…


Cepet2 weekend dong


i wanna be left alone more and more everyday


Waking up feeling shitty. What a life I have


chenle likes roses


Oh man, got paid a day early. Bank account lookin happy happy


I Want A Bomb Ass Pepperoni Pizza From Somewhere


fuck I done caught the cold


Who is the best video creator on sneaker twitter Need a video for a few projects


Ouf I just went and annoyed myself... now I’m pissed off


Men are so easy. Like it’s slick concerning. Call a nigga cute one time and they legs wide open


So just the Madrid Juve league


Send me toning workouts


WHY IS RAE PLANNING ON FRAMING SYKKUNO STOP-


Good morning Ddy!


omg chipa hii


I ain't even started dropping crypto/nft themed rap songs to educate the whole entire masses in this planet yet


When u cannot sleep at night Thant’s when u know this shit is real U don’t even need a gun U don’t even need a pill If u ever wanna die Fall in love and u get killed


If you have dirty ass fingernails please do not even attempt to touch me in no type of way


That match point. SEMIFINAL


my Toyota things get here tomorrow


Folks still bothered by tht grocery store ass whoopin


Spiders are fucking NASTY creatures


I hope I don’t have no patients for the next hour


I always come back to Twitter after months shit years fr


$FTM Remember.....Rhythm Is A Dancer


I’m not a weak ass bitch, so stop addressing me as such before I have to embarrass you


somebody around me need to have a baby.


Wish I was layed up tonight


Google. You know the front-page for the internet? Yeah, they went down briefly last night in some parts of the world - they messed up. Stop sweating the small stuff


Eid waly din pimples hon na hon dark circles zarur hongy


3 weeks of nights are not good for the body or soul. Extremely fragile


if she a sagittarius keep her >3


Nobody got a mask, so they must not wanna eat


Bitch used to be classy she ratchet now


finished my math hw


Tired of seeing DT’s face everywhere. Urgh


God, I miss acting so much right now.


why did i just find out the rose is gonna have an official lightstick


Let me change topic now before they call me follow follow


Love Winston


i reunited w one of my friends in my dreams and then she told me to just facetime her if i wanna hang out again.....n she didn’t answer


I got knotless braids in 3 hours and I’m not telling y’all my plug


Buh you look like yesterday though , oop


I have a $6000 PC with a $6 Webcam.


ok i’m gonna search for posters once we leave this mall thing


Damn y’all gonna hate this shit smfh


that shrimp and grits from the oyster house hit everytime


My first payday as a lawyer


My hand knows my pin number better than my brain does.


Sent a video of me making handmade tortillas to Axel and he said “what ring size are you”


Thank you random person on Twitter who I’ve never met and will never cross paths with for your unwarranted opinion! Your ignorant comment completely changed my worldview, and I cannot wait to immediately change my behavior accordingly!


#امپورٹڈ_حکومت_نامنظور I m MASHAL not a bot


My lil baby birthday Thursday @user


Apparently Mike Bloomberg has been in WDW recently preparing for the debate


You’re at the store buying more trendy clothes. I’m at the store buying more emergency supplies for when SHTF. We are not the same.


i would like to play uma musume when it releases but my phone storage is full af


i swear my auntie gone get everything in the world when i make it


De Bruyne might struggle to get back in the team


Don't mess with Kai, he is hungry


Who can do my braids tomorrow


- Been a good giggle


Seen two links to scuf headset articles that have been deleted and nothing on the scuf Twitter


This new dark chocolate caramel winning Vs the milk chocolate


I love it when go somewhere and someone says oh my goodness are you friends with @user and I’m like yes I know she’s a celebrity I know! just make sure when y’all take my picture it’s on my good side thx


I wanna get better in Valorant but I also want to get bitches


Ntn like a woman when she’s in bloom.


she asks if my cock gets bigger than the average size


Getting released early today


Man u this time tutashine


the message requests tab on FB is weird asf


Told my kids there was no Netflix when I was their age, and they very seriously asked if it was because there was no electricity in those days


Just got tatted and it felt SOOOOO GOOOD


That first big gulp of water in the morning after a night of drinking hits differently. It's so magical.


whoever got the cinnamoroll build a bear I h8 you


We are all agree that @user is the hottest girl alive?


Let’s not forget that we beat bloody Burnley while all our rivals dropped points in the last few days.


I'd say that the best part of dedicated is paying a normal term's tuition ($11k-ish) to lock myself in the library alone, and use only outside resources


I want Tuwo, I want Egbo


so thankful the tweet views still aren’t showing up for me. hope it stays this way


so happy for finally feeling good in my own skin…it’s over for yall


Don’t Nobody Come Around Anymore & It’s Lovely


There’s a BIG UNEXPECTED MIRACLE coming to you!


Not YouTube making me the best playlist ever....Trained her well


For as much as I travel, I still hate packing…


Ima miss Easter with my baby


jesse rutherford gives me the ick


Barca dey play, Inter dey score. Ugh


Why I think my snap is hacked


Menyelam di tag rare pairing tuh, such an interesting experience. kaya, DAMN PEOPLE DO SHIP Y'ALL TOGETHER?? mhm mhm, good taste


I cant wait to stop working and start playing Pokemon Scarlett


if they perform 몰랐어 wearing white outfit then what


yuri exercising, yuri watching horror... gradual changes but suddenly im emo


How can I sleep with one person doing my toes and the other person doing my nails


If you’re from Walvis you’ll remember that lil pawn shop close to desert store homegirl used to pawn I can’t even remember who’s rings or where I got them from


I know they mad we live one helluva life


Good American jeans has THE BEST customer service ever. So unreal.


I like this Maria babe. Hehe. Proper wahala babe. How I dey like them


I gotta eat before grocery shopping so I don’t be in the store wildin’ & picking up everything


You've been Lambinated.


That friend favoritism be sick


yo. that pink mink coat. I NEED y’all know what mink I’m talking about too…


I wish everyone could understand Spanish music


I just got recognized from MARCHING BAND at the doctors office!!


I’m the type of person that never cared for attention


I love her tho we tryna get our apartments together


Anything you want anything you need anything your soul desires


Finna go to the gym and let it all out


So unapologetically Black


They see the tweets and that’s what should be important they not retweeting or liking it shouldn’t bother you, they seeing your wisdom is what really matters


Summer rains are nice


Denver Broncos first 2021 NFL game against the New York Giants this Sunday. Let's Go Broncos and beat those Giants. #Teddysteady and Go broncos 4 life from Tucson, Arizona


If I keep RT'ing my Shiva fanart, will the temperature drop? It's almost summer here


One thing bout me is none of you hoes could make my girl look stupid. I don’t entertain shit on my end. I will straight up donkey kick you if you try to disrespect my relationship.


I feel watched…


My threshold for bullshit is non existent at this point so please don’t try me. I’m tired


If you say you love me make sure you mean it !


Young Nudy x No Comprende


literally so proud of myself & where i’m at in life right


If u tuckin yo shirt in to show yo belt


Thought my practicum was Thursday but it's today


johnny depp always understood the assignment


I’m so excited for this party I’m throwin this month!


Absolutely gutted for Weston McKennie. At the top of his game, carrying the country in the past couple games as well. Big loss for us with the game against Mexico coming up


take a nap or go to bed early ?


Page 325 of 365 : . Semangat oplennn,


Dom, Colson, & Travis finna go off


Love the shade from the #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons characters. Why do I feel guilty for being gone for 2 months?!


My favorite thing people do is consider other people’s feelings


My head hurting so bad I can’t wait to get home


The DOJ and FBI better have solid criminal cause to raid Trump or this Country may explode


i’m literally gonna kiss someone so hard that their lips r gonna shrivel up like a lil raisin and fall off then imma pick it up and just eat it


My soul smiles everytime someone DMs me saying they want to learn more about OT


Migoosssss wtf is wrong with this world


If you see me simping/thirsting over @user just keep scrolling


I've been sharing what I've learned (redpilling) with my neighbor for quite sometime. She is now awake and came over today and told me she has been sharing what she now knows with her mom and a friend. I'm happy


Just booked my first flight of 2023 lmao


If @MrBeast gets Naruto reanimated I’m putting him on all my hoes.


Crimes are more effectually prevented by the certainty than the severity of punishment-the realest


Throw it back on yo boy


Hey #itfc fans, who would you rather: Brenner or the Sky commentators?


Wfh is really it. I sunbathed by the pool on my lunch break.


I’m skinny and have big feet and so I look like I walk around on cinderblocks


Is it just me, or is everyone across the country being spammed with text messages from Orange Man, the Mentally Defective Freak?


Tbh I've been wanting to take some new cosplay photos of my Riku cosplay for a while now and maybe post them here too.. but my face isn't the best looking right now to take pictures


I be wanting to support y’all boys but I ain’t paying $90 for a vinyl graphic pressed over a Gildan t-shirt. I just ain’t gone do it.


My man and I are on shrooms I love it here


On the road of November, waiting for cold December skies.


Crazy CL campaign so far for @user All four outcomes changed in the last 10 minutes, three in injury-time: Young Boys (a) - 90+5 (lost 1 pt) Villarreal (h) - 90+5 (gained 2pts) Atalanta (h) - 81 (gained 2pts) Atalanta (a) - 90+2 (gained 1 pt)


i just wanna go to mex


got a big ole fat juicy steak & loaded baked patata


Im soo tired of ppl telling me Jemini too advanced


manage to end the semester with a 94.5 grade I’m proud of myself


and ebg begins now! i’m gonna dye


Auto correct, really don’t be tryna help me out at allll any more. Damn near feels like it’s tryna set me up for failure .


Sending love notes on telegram. Sana ol


My seafood bag was good af omg


Supposed to have a big appointment today but the doctor had to reschedule for tomorrow. Life happens and I hope everything is okay. I just was ready to be done waiting


Thierry’s smile


my dad is so fucking cringe and in like a bigoted kind of way


One day the pain you feeling gone disappear


Stop texting her first once in a while .. and trust me if she wants you over anybody else .. she will not go a day with out talking to u ..


the @SamsungTV remote is truly the worst remote formatting known to mankind — uncentered and just doesn’t make sense


I don’t think I’ll make it out, my pain too deep.


Oooo today my Uber driver is fuckn hot playin marylin Manson ANDDD in a sexy ass gray Tesla


- Lmaoo I Just Got Called " Top Tier Toxic " . Like Wat Dat Supposed To Mean


you told me you loved me, so why did you go away?


I’m nice until you break my trust


I’ll play my role in your life down to the last detail…just make sure you careful how you cast me


When you find a great mix and it’s censored


Still needs to see more profile visits, already know 'bouts the faithful, where all the newbies at?! Stop by, check out the pinned vid, leave a comment, be nice. *wink*


May today everyone receive good news we all been waiting for. Aamiin


Thor dans valkyrie apocalypse


Inktober Entry 2022 Thread: I suck at inks so this will be also my practice and SANA MATAPOS KO


I was a little nervous about today… turned out GREAT


How Devin booker missed the all star cut


I love seeing @user @user @user and @user pretty asses on the TL


Three little birds at the final whistle is a top choice of a song


changing my name to RalzifyHits so my bloom gets better


Late night drinks… wonder where this will go


Be my peace not my headache stink


Clive Tyldesley + Super Ally. Top commentary team for a top fixture


I got a new desk chair for work & omggg it’s so comfy!


Looks like we are getting thrashed tonight. What a lineup


Making Chicken Cheesesteak Sliders for dinner


Na person whey I go fight with whey go tell me say ( I go feed you and your family for one year) Nah him I Dey find like this


My pc arrived today! It never turned on, so it’s going back!!


i think about sex too much, i need to chill


Hey neato! When you confront one Aresco burner, the others follow you! Gonna be a lot disappointment amongst the members of that boy band when they realize I don’t waste much time thinking or talking about him.


Okay lang lahat


I’m mad af rn boy listen


Popeyes got something old, named something new for me to try. Again.


Dropbox: you have one new file from @user Me:


I can deal with any woman but a lying woman? Baby you gotta go


Who TF told Popeyes to get rid of dirty rice…


Loving the island music this van driver has on


2021 Mach 1 coming soon


Kids I taught in Sunday School when they were 4 years old are now making their college decisions and I—


People will meet you as far and as deeply as you have met yourself.


Is it me or having a drunk grandad is the best


Just got me a washer and dryer


baekhyun ball sacks prolly hang low


I need a dentist like Yesterday


WORSE NINTENDO DIRECT EVER!


Really been feeling the black and blue combo lately


goodmorning guysss~


this man got him pants all the way down with a big ass hole in his drawls


Twitter shares halted after report Elon Musk deal to go ahead.........


I’m using my western medicine (Medical background) along with my eastern medicine (natural background) & coming up with the best NATURAL & EFFECTIVE SEXUAL HEALTH & PLEASURE PRODUCTS Possible. I’m starting with the YONI’s (GODDESSES) first. Then Kings, your next Jan 2023!


Despite popular opinion, you can actually jump out of a plane without a parachute. You just can’t do it twice.


Last chance u basketball


sarap egg sandwich & iced milo! Thankyou babe


Telling me how you feel about me and writing me letters is so fucking sexy. Love it when people understand the assignment


Gave myself a haircut too, sifted through the pile in hopes of a grey hair but it’s just thin garbage. Guess I’m gonna live forever if I have no greys by 30


As much as I love recording and taking pictures at functions, it's nice living in the moment. Well, also I just let Nick hold my phone cuz I was just setting it down anywhere


I feel so special when I’m added to someone’s close friend’s list on Instagram


want tooooooooooo reborn


midsommar directors cut kinda day


Not me watching Christina Milian on the Amanda Show


Break ups are the worst


Ok. Somebody rewatch Game of Theones with me


Is it Danny gabbidon or Tom karriage the chef commentating


I Think Jake And Kevin Is Finna Have A Fall Out On “The Chi” Over That Girl..(Whatever Her Name Is)


"i don't have nice tea but i have two fists" sim enfia eles na minha cara


Sas did not sleep again


Coming out of work and seeing what the Knicks have been doing has been great so far


My son keep buying stuff on my TV


Lol I know the real


#dotnxt So proud to be one of the 100 participants in phase 3. So excited for the coming days.


Shooting all my shots for Kobe


wake up whenever i want, just to do whatever i want.


2/22. radiator hose broke in the car so now we’re stranded


got my layout back !


y’all coming up w these good ass theories i’m


It’s almost spooky season and I’m super excited


Shit my buys for $VET have just hit at 66 sats I'm not sure it's a good thing


I can’t dump w/o weed


I want some black eyed peas


So we gonna try this again I’ll be home Friday Houston


The way the only male in my class loves to hear his voice


Fun fact: Females pass dudes, that are known hoes, around too


i sound retarded fr


How has it taken me 2 full days to write a thousand words


how about give us, "park bo gum x kim so hyun" this coming 2023. i mean...


when you have somebody good , you hold on to em


Some people have bare stuff to say behind backs these days


I was about to do dishes on my cousin's behalf and then I saw her eating snacks she didn't even bother offering me. I cleaned the kitchen and made myself coffee, ndayeka nezo zitya. Am I petty?


5 minutes guys


all this presidential shit being controlled who gives af atp ya know


Frustrated Aint Even The Word


It can be uncomfortable watching Girlfriends as an adult. Joan was extremely desperate.


Jimin was so tired


that sick feeling right in the pit of your stomach


Who told me to get 36 inch hair fr somebody wanna come curl it for me


Just popped my egg plug in. Going to try and keep it in for at least an hr


Saving money is hard, car needs breaks change, my puppy has an ear infection thats the adult life *sigh* my poor puppy


finally reached 3k


The wounds aint none to me


hour and 15mins


STITCHES TURNS 10 TOMORROW


it’s only 2 girls getting more money and they don’t rap they sell pussy


lrt i can't wait for tae's samsung ad bit


This eclipse marks one year since I moved


That's a really good drawing reference


Just got an e-invite to graduation ball with the option to add a +1. Nah, cause I'm a single pringle who's going to grow into the male equivalent of a crazy cat lady


I can’t wait to relaunch.. I’ve been learning SO much these few months definitely coming back 10x better!!


I'm waiting im line to get my booster shot today. I ain't trying to have Omicron fuck up my New Year's eve


embarrassed to admit how much I spent on bird seed


I need to do homework... someone make me do it


i’m top 2.06% of all 7.6 million streamers currently.


It feels so good to scroll past all these school supplies and not having to buy a damn thing. #grownkids #niggawemadeit


I hope that wasn’t the true ending of The Best Man


Hey GoodMorning!!! I hope everything goes back to normal


Finished my last EVER final exam of my academic career. All that's left is 8 months of clinicals and boards. 18 year old me would be so proud of where I am today


got 2 bags of kitkat for 50% off


It’s time for #YouKnowWhatReallyGrindsMyGears with Tech. When someone calls you from a smart phone asking for directions…


Tumblr has let me down. I said goodbye to Deviantart in April. I find it hard to believe Twitter is now my number one art sharing platform asdfhzzh


loona on queendom


Lazio, thanks for coming. Have a good rest of season


errbody round me see red


Somebody on Facebook just spoiled on my block for me !!!! I’m so mad bro I just deleted the whole damn app


English Aid was really an AID back in lower primary


Gotta stop letting my mom get me drunk.


Nightbirde dead at 31: America's Got Talent singer Jane Marczewski 'passes away' after cancer battle How very sad


I hate research papers


They be holding these long ass hearings for new judges in the Supreme Court just to have the worst judicial system


I tried going against my own soul's warnin...


I’m not buying No clothes for a while. I racked up for my kids for Christmas & my closet is literally full to capacity...! I’m saving my money shit I don’t even go no where no more


It’s sad to see Hines go but I hope he tears it up for the bills.


uau after this i'm gonna kill myself


Our hotel in Orlando is connected to the mall, this bitch better be open.


and how the fuck did bryce hall end up eating the fuckin floor when he started the fight


going 2 the dentist tomorrow bc i’m an adult (and also because i get kicked off my parents insurance on jan 1)


Nothing like baby cuddles slept amazing


Whoa wait I have 300 followers?? Omg


Turn your face to the moon, let me see you that way And the way you appear to me now, you'd think the moon would hide for shame


If they come in I am a good day I love


this weather has me so happy. i looooove fall


my momma going be sick if i do a long lash set on her .


finally got the pocky flavor i wanted to try


to the 5 people who always like my tweets what ya’ll want from McDonald’s while i’m in the drive thru ?


game crashed within 10 minutes


Hoping on that HTGAWM train .


#Evri customer service it diabolical


im still mad I gotta pay for Apple Music when i have a iPhone


Good Evening! Hope you enjoyed your day. Time for dinner, & to just relax for the night.


#Litecoin made a higher high on the daily. #Bitcoin floundering. Get it together Maxis, this Eagle may fly off without you


main goal for this summer is learn how to bead


Retweeting NFTs


freak bitch with a pretty face


Casemiro really is a worldie of a player isn’t he


I never liked any designer except MariaB


People have rejected you, but you have not rejected yourself


Me in different locations unlocks different plot threads and character arcs


You can’t refuse to come to the negotiating table and then be upset you didn’t get the deal you wanted. I know that without reading “The Art of the Deal”


lia is right, cucumbers do taste like electricity


Damn I really might be a smidge of toxic Just a little bit though


I want to give you all the love and support you give me. You truly deserve it.


jk looks at the camera me:


i really love my new job :) leadership is everything. and they done given us so much extra money at random times since i've been with them


gonna get super high later for user BTS_twt


sorry i haven’t really been active here but i love all my mutuals


What a killer spaces today with @user @user @user and @user Here are a few takeaways from our convo about goal setting and doing creative work


I wish i could start school again


Wake up before the stream


It is my sincere hope that Trump is about to enter the finding out phase.


Yesterday, I went to grandma house and as expected I never stop cursing while she was dragging me.


Wayne Hennessey


Omg I need plugs for my new house


what the fuck is a spooky basket i want one


I can remember getting my 1st Chan pcs through a trade. I was so happy. Now I nearly have 100 Chan pcs.


they gave me a raise today.


I wonder if she want me to post it or not...nahhh lol


A lady just gave me her debit card with a piece of paper taped to the front that had her pin written down on it


Life is not fair get use to it


Cold Wednesday morning everyone!


soon as you out a btch or nigga life is when they start to miss you


Apologies for the lack of content in the past couple of days, everything’s back to normal tomorrow


Today, I’m thankful to be alive. I was in a car accident this afternoon and by the grace of God I’m okay. My car is possibly totaled. Today, the Lord reminded me He’s in control. Thank You, Jesus!


Morning yeayy last day


Who Will You Vote For In The Next UK General Election? I've made this a poll to keep your response anonymous. However, feel free to comment if you wish. Please retweet


Imagine how happy mingi must be if he receive food truck by his name


Two week fi get back mi money Weh mi pay fah inna 20 seconds?!!! Unu waan mi get bringle inna dis


Friend suggested I do blind playthroughs of the whole RE series on Twitch (well minus 5 and 6 since I’ve beaten them) and that’s...hmm...not a bad idea


i don’t think seán is gonna use the christmas layout i made for him


I like a woman with a future and a past


All flats wit da Lemon Pepper


road to 1k words na po


Man it be some disturbing shit on my tl


One day I'll cause attention and have 1M followers


My tweets getting more likes than my pics on twitter. Painful by a lot


I want some Chik Fil A. That shit be bussin


some canes would smack rn but i can’t even leave my room


Dormir en el subte is my passion


“Ima boss I can buy the same thing my man bought”


i need that pc for school do not judge me


Well…. Thank goodness that’s over for the season


noooooo i left my book at work!


The Alienist


One can learn a thing or two from @user hes a good punter


sitting in that tub eases the pain every time


I really be refreshing apps on my phone like ppl actually want to talk to me


Gone into the worst mood. We love having depression and anxiety


My sleep scheduled is absolutely a mess now


all dez girls is my sons nd I’m nt talk bout play son


Has Klopp blamed Burnley yet for losing to Leicester.


Im almost 26… I think it’s time


Don’t ask me what i want for my birthday surprise me damn


The guts and audacity of Werner to even celebrate. What a


just spent $40 on books


no likes but my tweet activity going bodeine brazy


Whoever speaking on me needs to stfu honestly. We good over here boo


They changed the name of the "Subway Melt" to the "All American" and now I can't get it cause I feel foolish asking for that


Mane's pass, Sarah's finish, just wonderful to watch


Me and my headache, best couple ever!


i just want a bsf that listens to peep or X and vibe at 2am


"An object at rest stays at rest and an object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force." Just get started and don't stop. It's that easy.


Currently learning React.js, Bootstrap, and Next.js. I hope I can pull off my plans


It be pointless bs…I be happy turnt living life then here come the angry birds…Aht aht ain’t nobody got time for that forreal


Good Morning! Today is Pink Wednesday. Happy Hump Day


got a knot on my knee


LESS THAN 200K MORE MOAS AND TXT WILL BE A MILLION SELLER GROUP! PRE ORDER NOW!! LET’S REACH OUR GOALS


Considering setting up a daily stream schedule


Real shit sis, leave that ain’t shit ass nigga alone so God can send you the next upgraded ain’t shit ass nigga


How much longer can the Dick in "charge" of the Metropolitan Police hold on to her job? Coppers flashing, raping, murdering, photographing murder victims and sharing on WhatsApp - the list is apparently endless! She should be sacked, stripped of her title and lose her pension


Resisting tiktok for the sake of an early night


Time update: 8:30pm. The Mr is taking a nap.


Just finished @user newest gaming podcast #UpdateX - staying up to date on current gaming news! Would highly recommend! Also, EA needs to sort itself out


no need to give me advice ima do wtf i want at the end anyways


Why none of my friends got passports


Once you do me wrong its up aint no coming back


As rsp do snap


Anyone know if we are still allowed to go fishing in Ontario


Been thinking about dad a lot lately I miss him so much


#EastEnders Stuart doing things in his usual subtle way


how r u gonna let someone who should be in highschool be the leader of a group


Luv uu


btvs has a real canon lesbian relationship in the show and what do i do? i go look for the queerbait of course


I spent so much at the liquor store the other day my credit card thought it was fraud


Jaeless now, overflowing content 2023


Triple redd finna drop tonight!


every time I come to chic fil a they ask me to spell my name out


Bills ain’t shit tho & I never let em stress me


ok but dom jasper is——-


This guy at the skatepark has been the highlight of my day


why tf does ino sound so fire rn


To my zero followers on @user sorry I haven’t broadcast any gameplay for a while but I’m in the process of decorating and everything is disconnected. Will be back online at the end of the week.


Unbelievable character by Spurs


“When You See Me With Everything I Deserve Just Know I Waited My Turn”


Dum & Dummer 3


My abs poppin thru


omg finished on my block


don’t underestimate babes. just because im not posting it doesnt mean its not happening


I just coincidentally saw a "Dani" on Just Dance


It’s Neck Deep szn


When you smile at me my heart goes boom boom


It’s 2020 and y’all still being homophobic


Visit at 7


Rashford not made a pass successfully yet. England are terrible so far


I started back on my diet, let’s see how long I can go this time


we need a sad version of this


i start my job a week from now and we still don’t know when we’re allowed to move into our apartment


One good girl worth a thousand Bitches...


They gon’ love u today and hate u tomorrow, just make sure u get paid both days


Seriously, prefer Twitter on my laptop. There, I have to switch between my and work handles. Like sign out and sign in switch. Clear who is tweeting. Phone, click icon, you're switched. Constantly worried 'me' is going to tweet as 'employer'. Sometimes okay, mostly not.


I need a vacation on the beach


Man 2020 got me feeling like I did 12 rounds in the ring wit @MikeTyson no B.S


its my boyfriends birthday today


I’m still sitting here with my stomach turning and it sucks. There are things I need to do but no I’m laying here throwing up.


Piper has been calling Will “Dad” for the past few days and my heart is just so full


My dad and I will take two steps forward and seven steps back. It’s honestly the wildest thing


Isn’t funny how some jobs still treat their employees like crap even though there’s a worker shortage


Its not relatable tho


I voted now EAD... stop texting/calling my phone


Good morning, everyone! Let’s accomplish all our daily tasks for today! Win the day


When @russdiemon said “Don’t disturb my peace if you’re at war with yourself, you coulda left me alone” I felt that


Client just told me I look even cuter than I sound over the phone


Breakfast in bed and Big Bang Theory to start the birthday day!


Dad, sister, nephew, niece all have COVID. All pos antigens+PCR. Mum positive antigen but negative PCR. Went for another test yesterday, positive. They don’t share my views about these stupid tests sadly, but it clearly confirms that they are not the gold standard in testing!


Sometimes I wanna tweet in French but none of my followers speak that baguette unfortunately


I just realised that I don’t have an english certificate and I probably need it for uni


ew you bitches b turn offs


posted a selfie on snapchat feeling: scared


Lack of effort …


One thing about me is ik how to let shit gooooo. No matter how bad I don’t want to I will and I love that for me


i need a lemme breathe gummy after seeing khloé’s new insta piccy’s


so therapeutic having our vents on ft @user especially about that one person


I saw my friend's jakol scandal sksksksk straight guy siya pero cutie


Hehe not today other Max


We are heading out for our first real road trip since our honeymoon this weekend.. 9 days.. Benny’s first big trip.. and traveling with my best friend! First stop: Newport, RI


I went to the doctor's office today. In three months, I've lowered my blood pressure, A1C and lost just under twenty pounds. I celebrated today's news with some Whataburger


Note my position sizing on these new probes. I ain't exactly betting Grandma's diamond ring if you know what I mean. There's a time and place for that. And please don't take this literal.


Manifesting for txt to chart higher on kcharts next cb


I kinda miss when Chik Fil A would just let you go through the drive through. Having 15 Christians in my face demanding my order and money before I even decided on what I want is kinda obnoxious, I’m not in that much of a rush


Where are those Hausa girls


Wonder what klopps excuse will be tonight ? Strongest team fit ,had a rest and Leicester got no defenders


I guess the numbers don’t lie


Posting on Medium in accountable anxiety without meeting with heteronormative slack posts #socialism


I keep seeing ads about gambling addiction


Man, Twitter has some absolutely wild theories on Damar Hamlin. Crisis actor, clone, dead...


We just got some really great news about Shane’s sales rep job, feeling more hopeful for our future again.


It’s tease them Tuesday. Send them nudes at work


A truly delightful day in which I got to hang out and talk pricing with @user @user & the wonderful @user


I've wanted a pair of AJ 4s since Chris Brown wore them on the love more music video and 23 was booming, and the fact that I still don't own a pair is


volleyball is my happiness and ik it would never cheat on me


not @ tiktok blinks spreading jennie's "personal acc"


Where’s My Bestfrienddddd


straight guys pretending to be gay with each other as a joke has got to be one of the most frustrating things. like yea totally go ahead and make queer people the butt of ur joke. ur hilarious


Tactics in football: Counter Attack, Possesion Game, Tiki-Taka, etc. Chelsea Tactics: Crossing, Crossing, Crossing


I’m definitely showing maturity and growth at this ripe age of mine .. learning to take the high road is proving to be great for me


I’ve been drinking half the day


Stephen Fry: “the outward and visible sign of an inward invisible grace.” “physics is a theology that makes machinery work.” “getting and spending and doing and having children and hoping life gets better and enjoying life with my friends.”


The same ones that oppose to logging they thoughts in a journal will be the same ones using Facebook as they daily diary. That self therapy is not the same


I’m tryna taste the regular ones first


i’m sick rn so i have even more reasons to not go partying and stay in my house watching movies


Potentially the worst ive played in years that tonight


I took a long ass nap like I dont got work to do or sum


I can’t believe I used to smoke so much to now be afraid to smoke


Ok todes bebades... Vamos fazer pizza


This açaí bowl is hitting the spot


Rest well te


Strong faith gon get you thru yo toughest times


Why do y’all think trump is such a good presidential candidate? He really just doing it as a hobby


Tweet about Football and it's a Mute thing ... I don't fancy that game at all


I want some barbecue chicken and pinchos and all that good shit


I’ve already ran back walk on water about 3k times. It’s not gonna be exciting anymore when it comes out.


I need a couple shots of some strong as shit


Couldn't even get an ordinary coochie for christmas. Sike


Ok ok OK I can’t NOT buy anything else on Amazon CUT me off


I drew my my friend on my school and she liked it


All day zoom call so I guess I'll just be doom scrolling election progress reports all day


I’m so mad I have the flu


Prosperity ritual complete this morning


Every time I get to falling asleep my phone ring


a with you do chris brown.....


Yall bout to make me want crawfish


5:04 PM Day Went From Bad To Horrible


I still hadn’t received my textbook and my professor gave me a zero on my paper. I asked for an extension and she gave me a day. I guess my book is going to fly to me less than 24 hours


All of my admin work done. Time to relax. Just have to pack tomorrow and then off to Switzerland for a few days of music


My daughter really be into everything they have at school.. I love it


big day for people with seasonal allergies!!


don't forget that if you're even THINKING about NFTs you're still very, VERY early


Actively looking for girlfriend. Please DM me


Thread of my opinions about the miraculous ladybug characters. Please keep in mind that these are MY opinions so please don’t hate on me!


why I came to take a drug test & Cant pee


Just enjoy blessings


I didn’t know that we must marry everyone we date


I’m on a mission to shit on everybody who left me


I need to get my heart rate up more often. I’m fit and all but I haven’t worked out in a while


Kinsee working on her second baby… I’m so happy that my first baby got skipped


I keep seeing all the out of town pple say rubonia Sunday but I ain’t seen nobody round here say anything


I can’t ever get a team bruh


$ANKR new listing


Woke up from a shitty nap covered in sweat


All I know from reading my TL, Phish needs to get back on the road ASAP. It’s going to be a long 2 weeks


Finally got my shit fixed


anyone remember where i left my last au lol i don't know at what point in the story we are


need like 4 charms and i'll be set


Power surging again tonight.


I need to finish Horizon forbidden west before Hogwarts is released


Just bought some more skin care stuff oops


Risol mayo is lazeez until u find slice of cucumber in it


we be 2 markets 3 carts in


Worst part is Changing The Winning Team The Results is Lose ... Think #RohitSharma𓃵 @BCCI Come back Stronger @ImRo45


I’m not giving up on anyone. I’m just putting myself first now


Today is proud work


if you fuck with a bitch I don’t fuck with you not tha gang frl you temporary .


Welcome to Pride of London @user #CFC #Chelsea FIGHT FOR THE BADGE !


Oasis what a band


Watch christmas come next week


What do the top crypto Twitter accounts have in common? They bring content every mf day. It’s impossible to replace consistency.


France are the ‘home’ team in Munich, Germany, playing against Germany, the ‘away’ team from Germany. #Euro2021


Caleb’s crocs came and I can’t wait to see him in them


I want to workout but there is so much content that needs to be made today


“worldstarrrrr”


I wanna have business friends if I’m out of products I can send my customers to them. If they don’t sell something I sell, they send they people to me. It’s enough money out here for everybody to get. Y’all just try to be in competition for what?


Ima have yah lookin real underwhelming this summer. Remember I warned you.


I haven't gotten mush sleep in two days but my brain still has a strong craving for caffeine.


No Kirk: no playoffs next year. But yea let’s trade him and piss off the veterans.


Fuck my life. I have jury duty tomorrow


60mb later, the emails are gone


If am not replying ,that's not me being busy. I'm IGNORING THE HELL OUTTA YOU


I’d give my right leg for #AlienIssolation to be enhanced on Xbox, @SEGA


i miss knt


GREEN bus is loading, then leaving campus


Imma Make My Own Parking At Walmart For Sure


<< I can be a father at 35 at best >> 1 year 1 month 2 weeks 1 day left


Just watching NTA Tuesday Live... My take, we speak too much English and less results in this country


Here we go again keep cryinggg


I set an alarm for 2:21 so I wouldn’t miss 2:22 then checked my phone at 2:34


When you laying with that female hope you thinking about me


Survived a level 10 migraine without going to the ER


I have yet to find someone who can handle my mood swings, my depression, and my anxiety. I don’t think I’m difficult, maybe just a bit high maintenance. But that’s what makes it exciting. You never know what you’re gonna get.


Bruh if I sneeze one more time today


God had no business making me this pretty


｢There'll be more body bags if you politicise coronavirus crisis｣ You're literally a psychopath


1 year ago me and now me is two different people!


Watching videos on Instagram can be a journey. So much movement of the camera. I know it’s a choice, but some of us get very motion sick


So @user double-dared me to write a thread on why storytelling will be the next big thing for NFT projects and the community at large


Hot people cant tell their right from their left


Who's down to send Amazon gc so I can purchase new toys? I'll send you the vids I make


I think wm's ghost want wm artist being more successful before she leave


Looters in America can’t believe what they just witnessed; they’re sick to their stomach right now


1 follower away from 300!


Ima be rich one day y’all


‘With that boy’ damn this girl is rudeeeeee


All Todd does do is drink off my chaser


I have a biology test tomorrow. Might fail, might pass


And I’m tired I slept allday


Men can b so dumb


If you've never owned a home, you'll never know the joy of going to Home Depot and asking for 10 samples of different shades of cream.


I miss GOOD conversations ... im tired of the “yea” “i guess”


My brother thinks I have a boyfriend because he saw me hiding a plushie I got for him


Whatever it is, imma be the dad that doesn't really give a crap about my childs' grades because it doesn't mean jackshit. If he does well, good. If he doesn't, meh. Instead, imma be the dad that test his childs' problem solving skills to the human extremes.


It’s crazy how shit come together when I’m thinking it’s falling apart like I have no idea why I allow myself to doubt because shit always works out way better than I expected


today's my first day working with my shitty homophobic coworker while knowing what kind of person she is, I am UNREASONABLY excited to start making things as uncomfortable as possible for her. she gets here in 3 minutes, wish me luck


Roasted corn is for masochists. For people who enjoy pain


i just realised my manager gave me record store day off, which i don’t think was intentional, but sadly i do not have the money for it


I am feeling SOOO much more productive than I was last week


I just watched the dark knight rises for the first time since it like came out. I don’t know if it’s cat woman or Anne Hathaway that I’m so attracted to, but goodness me.


Tell Me What You Think I Smell Like


counting money turn me on you hoes can have that petty d


and when I needed my fantasy team the most, they vanished


As a kid, I was fascinated with the stories of their being a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. I saw a rainbow north of town with my boys a few weeks ago. I can tell them I finally found the gold!


absolutely devasted i wont get to see my gran for another 3 weeks minimum


I didn’t know cutting my hair would almost make my gran cry. Eeeeeh


helloooo good morniing moots


I thought I could sneak in a nap rn just to see I have a 2:30 meeting


she is my crush and i’m her crush omggggggggg


stop gentrifying artists like mitski


I got the job and 3 more internship interviews


new friends ? new vibes ? wassup wit ittt


I wanna do better as a person. I wanna find love and be happy and not question everything I do


In case no one told you today. Your ex ain’t shit and you’re beautiful. You’re welcome


going 2 chicago on spring break, hoping 2 see pw


Whats The Coldest Shit You Think I Ever Said???


Faiyaaz is always camera ready whenever we video call his dad


seeing tame impala in the house of jordan tn


Kobe last time talking on video is congratulating Cody Bellinger


happy birthday to my king @user we up to NO good this weekend


You kno the McDik coupons came out when the drive-thru line is extra long and you in it too with your coupon in hand


What kind of knucklehead buys an insignificant vowel and then immediately solves the puzzle?


told my therapist that i’m having eating problems again


If only I could hibernate until July is over, I wasn't built for this type of cold


IF IT AINT DIRECTED BABYY IT AINT RESPECTED


Wow just incredible, Madrid


Your support has been overwhelming—we already passed 1k followers! Thank you so much for joining us on this journey into the abyss


Thankful I didn’t FOMO into that coin. Shit got bodied hard


Mas feliz imposible!


After almost 2yrs my ass is back in the gym. I feel nervous as fuck


Jamaican food for dinner.


Brands that use Northbeam INCREASED their Facebook profitability in 2022. Wait... what?! Buckle up


We gained almost 10k monthly listeners on Spotify overnight Idk what we did but THANK YOU


Whole thought process different


Because I need to know where tf y’all was at when he gave you his number


where the hell is Lina


update on warrior dad: he's doing better keep him in your thoughts much appreciated amazing peeps


I wonder if that outdoors twitter account ended up blocking me after I tweeted that I was the laziest motherfucker known to man.


Who wants to get nasty with this Twisted Slut in my DMs? Could do with some replies and fucked up scenes


The two kids that live in my house that love playing with other kids have finally decided they might like playing with...each other.


When you tell your coworker you’re a recent graduate and they assume you mean high school


me and FL in here doin nasty thangs


My copy of saints row 3 got shipped today let's hope it arrives tomorrow


That Money Heist song..that Bella Ciao one..i cant get it out of my head..


#WALENG It was easier than I thought it would play out this evening, but England made it look easy after the Rashford free kick Well done England


Kwame Brown is unanimously the MVP


hello people. my stomach hurts and i am in homeroom sos


Called in just Bc I wanted to


Soulmates will figure out everything together


I hate waking up early cause my days feel so long but I can’t help it


Iced coffee is not coffee


Me showing my coworkers the salmon and rice tiktok trend


Fuck AT&T. Every day I'm moving closer to two strings and a cup.


When will we stop watching shows that dramatize high school? High school nostalgia has a chokehold on some of you


We keep playing like this, we lose to Wolves!


my food cold cause i still ain’t find anything to watch


Makin brownies and they smell good as shit


Jackson gotta get the water together fr now. Popeyes not even open


Ughh my carrd is so out of date but I don’t wanna update it


Yeayy JJP on Wednesday


i hope you see me not just as a mutual but a nuisance as well


I’m thinking Cajun pasta for dinner


I will be making a full menu with a variety of THC infused meals very soon! So if you’re interested lmk what you’d like me to make!


I lowkey wanna re-watch Undergound


Remember to create wealth to enjoy


I hope the girl I met on Saturday that fed me bumps in the photo booth is having an amazing week, I love you bb


I have a list of why I don't like you... So don't ask me for one reason...


It’s a nice day for my kids to be in the damn pool lemme call this rental office again


I miss Tyrin


About to apply to 2 apartments


1⁰ game w.o


Wilbur is singing it’s all futile it’s all pointless


i remember when i first met him .. NEVER knew he’d ruin my life like this .


Put myself to bed at 9.30 tonight as I need to be awake at 5.30am and yet I cannot fall asleep, WHYYYY


Rodeo By Juvie Been In Constant Rotation .


Gd mwning. Be a good day, please


Im manifesting a trip to london to go to the boiler room and see a techno DJ. Id just need a companion for safety reasons


no mom don’t worry, i did not spend 2k at sephora


What a busy night I'm replying my congratulations messages and sending data to my customers. Thanks so much to all my followers. Wallahi you guys show me love more than how I deserve. May Allah keep blessing our hustle


self-interest


+1 short perdido


a shitty director


Why do guys w gfs like my story?? What do you get out of that ? I will tell on you


Hi, You are so beautiful~~~ This month is going to be so good for you~ Talk to you Later.


Why am i always hungry but when i eat i take two bites and be full


to space coast


the other day I realized that I technically do not have to live in the usa my entire life and since then I’ve been like


So nobody in Orlando do natural hair


I am victorious in Jesus!


Money real long


is this mf manifesting me or some shit cuz


oh i forgot it's tuesday- teuborderland finale


George Springer has 17 career postseason home runs


All that lil girl shit ima grown ass woman


my latest obsession is brussel sprouts and sweet potatoes


That Cancelo red card is one of be fuming with if it were Liverpool but after the dust is settled I'd agree it was the right decision. Soft but correct


Seasons 1 to 4 of The Resident have been amazing, but season 5 is worse than a Star Plus show


"Excel Spreadsheet" and "Automation" are two words you don't hear together, but why? Automation of your spreadsheets can save you time, and money. So why not contact Excel Employee Leave Tracker today? and give us a try?


Guys I have a stack of followers- LETS GOOO


i accidentally woke up from a very sound sleep and now I can’t stop thinking about Taco Bell like ik i want crunchy taco right about now


I tell him to come w me to run errands so i don’t have to drive


My roomate: come hang out w me Me: ok, I’ll eat out here Also my roomate: *yells/screams at Xbox game shes playing* *cant have a convo bc she has to focus* Me: I’m? So glad we’re hanging out?


Mbappe speed is ridiculous


It should be NO reason these mosquitoes eating me up like this


You supposed to go with how you feel, I ain’t mad at you


i tend to have that affect


Not I hop on to natchitoches damn near trending over this what a burger fight


I’m tried figuring out the whole 2020 why my facial hair don’t connect ?


I just knew my hair was gunna last me until I get braids. My feelings are hurt


Threatening me cuz I fuck wit yo bm ain’t stopping nun


Nobody is lazy because grace is simply not comparable or distributed equally


3 mil membros no High Freaks Brasil


It’s a lot of shit I can’t get with so I just keep my distance


Friendly reminder There’s a lot going on in this world that needs extra kindness. You don’t have to like everyone, but you also don’t have to be rude to/about those you don’t like. Be kind & put your best efforts toward positive goals. Please don’t be jerks. People find out.


Jason Lee must have forgot what they did to Diana


I needed more space on my phone so I did a factory reset... bye bye 450 phone numbers... I never used them all anyway


If mans liking other bitches pictures I’d run tbh he can have them all


Just buy crystal cupcakes while y’all at it cuz it does taste very good. Das all


it’s 4/20. who am I smoking with today?


Manny Montana has no business looking as good as he does


Brands posting squid games memes


Fair play @user are absolutely useless. That is now a couple of deliveries delayed. You guys suck


Gago amp


magrelo, alto, moreno, tatuado e com sorriso bonito it’s a whole aesthetic, but nobody thinks what i think


The longer you spend time away from somebody you lose interest


I got Covid this week. No problem. 3 years and billions of dollar into this - I’ll see my doctor and enact whatever meds and best practices they’ve discovered for recovery. The doctor says to take vitamins, drink plenty of water, get lots of rest, and have some chicken soup.


Can’t wait until my mom get this car fixed


Ion crave nobody pussy but hers


gf just opened her own insta acc


Happy birthday to my favorite brazilian samba artist, Jorge Ben Jor, salve Jorge, salve simpatia


#GenesisGV80 this vehicle is prone to rollovers #TigerWoods


Lmao some people can be so delusional


I need to start giving people a chance i curve EVERYBODY


Making my dad drive the boat with wine for his birthday


The haunted Gloryhole as I like to call it and theme has been poppin lately. Man thank you so much dicks & penises


In the end, #Bitcoin life after the death of others awaits us ...


If you wish to grow as a person .. it’s detrimental to be able to accept criticism .. Nobody is perfect . We all have our strengths / weaknesses. Being able to identify what those are and taking the necessary steps to improve is what separates the real from the fake ..


Hello guys. Tolong bukak profile @user jap. Then u know what u should okies


We turned off the AC, but now it’s getting sweaty again in the house


look at how beautiful this woman is aaAaaaaa fucking gorgeous!! feeling blessed


Just finished season 3 of aot . Not ready rewatch season 4 as their go be to many emotional moments with the final season


Pray for Bucks


“At least block my second account” Lmao okay


Honestly, it’s amazing knowing that Brady is going to be passing to Gronk once again


Me talking about siege: I'm surprised they never patched runouts with how much bad players whined about them >realizes i don't actually know if they ever did >googles it >They did nerf it


man this week has been hella busy


Very proud to officially be a business graduate thanks to everyone who helped me along the way


HU TAO IS OUT FOR NA GOOD LUCK WISHING


If I’m seeing tweets from accounts that I’m still blocked by, then it means my tweets may be visible to accounts I’ve blocked too


wife a telling me she started a rugby club


When you sit on a chair it's not your weight pushing down that causes the pressure, it's the chair pushing up that's the source of the pressure. When you fall off a chair, you don't fall away from the chair, the chair falls away from you. Via @user astrophysics dept.


My wife will get her reward that she deserves


whats meant to be, will be. have faith.


one day me n roman gona be living soo good all the stress gone


:: wheat iffffff I made a felix?


The number of people turning up positive for COVID in the trump white house/camp is akin to normal people becoming zombies. The trump administration is now a #ZombieNation


a seguir viendo dead to me


Dis shit forever


Wanna do hood rat shit with my hood rat friends when all this is over


my buddy is helping me with a Shinra smile mask


Currently working with a guy whose hit song I loved so much in 2007.


Joe's heart goes out to stuff. That should fix it.


never fronted me a thing, nigga ima pay for it ..


After the day I've had this trivia, wings and drinks are absolutely necessary for my mental health. #ThanksToMyBlasianBoo


Ppl be so talented and will throw they life away on bullshit


dude i fell asleep while watching tommys stream


This heat can make you slap your boss.. paaaahh


What’s the point of this, it’s a private account, I can add extra security to my tweets on private


If you behave in a manner that poisons a relationship, don’t be surprised when it dies


December is tomorrow btw


Pregaming Yom Kippur with a giant bottle of water before going food and fluid free for 24 hrs. We’ve got this


taehyung makes me heart flutter


She a stallion sometimes she b reminding me of Meg


How often do you check Twitter each day? ...Honestly now


just made a friend and made him play all in on his live


South Indian men and women are so fucking hot


After Parna eat your ass you better kiss he


koo morning oomfies have a nice day


The one thing I know am good at is writing email to my list. That's my own super power.


Can y’all save me a BABY DADDY??! Like I want my own… But if he only has 1 kid we might can work something out


Same song and dance closing us above 3900 on $ES and 12k on $NQ A chop day in my books Let’s see how overnight holds us up into tomorrows opens Keep in mind it’s a short trading week


Oh she like the way I taste


Leo was so cold yesterday he was shaking & he's lost almost all of his body fat. Even covering him in blankets took a while to warm him up. So today I set up the heating pad on the couch and sat next to it so he could snuggle into my side and be warm. Solutions


survived the whole day without instagram bc my app keeps crashing after the new update and its still not fixed


Got me and Lik some lunch today from urban eats when he got of school , we ain’t touch that damn food at all


Feel dirty saying this but Cov look a good bet tonight against Swansea


ManUtd is a finished Club relying only on histories


4PF GOT ME checking my Twitter EVERY hour or the min


“go to the board and solve the problem” no ma'am, that's your problem not mine.


i want to take a walk at night too but i care about my wellbeing


Fucking outrageous from Cross…..Some game


Making Ground Turkey Chili For Dinner


May ah make some friends anywhere


My WWDC 2021 wish — better SideCar support: - Support for Magic Keyboard trackpad - Support for a vertical monitor - Support for pressing ESC


Mehn...FUCK THIS SHIT SHOW


I hate the ugly side of the belt parkway


Feels good to figure something out on your own that toxic people in your past would've insisted that you'd need help with


Freddie Gibbs got problems with EVERYBODY! What’s wrong with homeboy?


We making big moves rn


I can be with all that nasty sex Shìt but the day a nigga finds it ok to spit in my mouth will be the day I catch my first body


In one week, #bitcoin will reach its 5,000th day online. How many BTC are you hodling?


Werner is One unlucky guy sha


not me vibin on 2ne1 at 3:51 am


I hope you’re all doing ok! make sure to stay safe and get your booster vaccines if you can


I’m drunk asf on the beach


I’m both “fast replier” and “never replies” type of person. Depends on my mood and who you are to me


Realising I get to feel the thrill and the butterflies and the pure terror of having a ‘first kiss’ again is both so exciting and actually freaking HORRIFIC


Soon as I get off probation I’m taking a fucking trip


2021 gonna be saved since bobby shmurda out


Stop marrying poors!!!


YALL IN FOR SOME CRAZY FUCKIN MUSIC MAN IM UNSTOPPABLE. I MADE SOME HEAT LAST NIGHT. Me & Strange goin up.


Got a 2nd workout in with @user … man that hurt


I Got Back Focus Now I’m In My Bag


Even if you have one true friend who listens to you, Comforts you when you are low, Never leaves your side, Motivate you, encourage you. Trust me you are more than blessed.


43 outgoing calls


These innanet bloggers are running out of things to do on these IG lives and I don’t how long they can sustain posting old vacation pics. It’s getting ugly out chea!


Maybe I’m not good at drawing and will never be


when you show a mfer your intentions they play witcha


These ppl at work really thought I was Indian


Imagine being ITV and sticking the winner-takes-all game between Ecuador and Senegal on ITV4


ppl know how to get on my nerves.


Imagine someone that bought one of the many tapes Tony Arfi sold when Powerplay Studios broke releases it


On my Way To Get The Vaccine


The way I’m going to only mind the business of me and my two


Why does Disenchantment always end in suspense


I’ll never understand why pedophiles do less time than people with fucking weed charges. Im looking at the sex offender registry in my area and I’m sick


Brady-tards in my mentions weeping


lollapalooza tix secured


i made double profit off ya homie


Don’t even know why people move like you owe them something when they ain’t even relevant


I usually have neutral feelings towards most politicians, regardless of which party they represent. But Judith Collins epitomizes everything I despise in politicians and she seems to exude a forcefield of repulsion no matter what she does. It's quite amazing really.


(( how are y’all so quick i


I luv when me n my ex get back together. It b the happiest 4 days of my life


First day of virtual learning was a breeze for my child I’m sooo proud


Y’all need to watch #TigerKing on Netflix so we can talk about this! I keep forgetting it’s a documentary & all this happened in real life.


$AMC when you least expect it…


TikTok just made me realize I have high functioning anxiety


Hungary, don’t make life too difficult for us because we have two mammoth matches loading


Waiting at heathrow arrivals and everyone’s coming back tanned. I’m angry again


My crush no day call me big head again abi another person head don big pass my own


Ya'll.... Glass Onion >>>>> Knives Out Epitomy of murder mystery entertainment. Hilarious. Loved it


I hate the word Main Babe


Hot Take: Riz Ahmed is fine as hell. This is so because a) he's hot and b) I wish to take it


Young defender @dynel_simeu has joined @officialcufc on loan until the end of the season. Good luck, Dynel!


Once again feeling physically yucky like I love carrots but rn I feel like I am gonna hurl if I eat another one why did god make me neurodivergent


Y’all nervous? Because I am


Do i cop last of us 2 tmmr


My hands hurt I’m tired of working on my backyard


I want to meet hora so bad aghghh come to nyc hora please


I choose me and I know that’s selfish, love


Don’t ask me why I’m so funny…ask my grandma


today was definitely not my day. can’t believe I won’t be able to take a picture w junghoon and jaehan… or any member at this point


I could go for a blizzard right now


Jing yuan is so pretty


i kept wireless earbuds in my ears all day and now i can still feel them in there


Who still thinks about 11:11 sometimes


Good training session eh night man sweating like a lizard but


Evenin corona


i feel like you could all work together to be a bit more supportive of mine and beomgyu’s relationship. we are so cute together and literally made for eachother so why do some of you not see that?


my favorite persone became my favorite stranger


Duck down if I’m grabbing a pole


BECAUSE__we know Black captives that has risked LIFE and limb to bring justice to our people;


Hello pinky sweat


I need a sugar mummy.


damn, imagine if people actually gave you the same effort that you give them


Remembering when I told a group of prolife protesters i was going to go get impregnated on purpose and name each abortion I get after each one of their names. They just about cried


Bro i love white girls


haloo new mootss ?


One of the things I need to work on is eating more and yesterday I had the intention of doing so today and already had an idea of what I wanted to eat throughout the day. Now it’s 4 pm and all I had is two omelette and turkey tacos, 2 cookies, and half a cup of tea


Not talking to her anymore but still making sure you buy her son/daughter a Christmas gift is a chess move


Every creation is a new star lighting up the sky


U on the internet typing Tipping YOU lettin em kno we beefin


WTF going on , on my timeline now …. Are y’all ok WHO DATS?


00:01 I just wanted to say: it"ll be always be Stefan


NBA YB snapped on that Migos - I Need It


160 followers away from 1,000 is mental


I can feel my heartbeat in my tummy


It be the short hair, shoulder & above... shit cut it all off


Only person stressing me out right now is ME cause i want so much better for myself


Not me going to MSI the day before Illinois free day


buy me a midnights cd and then check dms


Who tryna design my island


Windy as hell. movieStar hates wind, can’t sleep and goes a little crazy. I LOVE wind. A lot. Hopefully the tiny one will be a little like me


Even fake love, nobody gree give me


just tested positive for having a fat ass


A 9am start for the day nighter tomorrow is the stuff dreams are made of.


When y’all niggas gone realize KIRBO IS IMMORTAL lmao


I’m just ready to throw hands


Damn zo ain’t post a video this week either


please dont put my name inna same sentence with ANY of these niggas !! I DONT TALK NOBODY


Real shit how do planes work


I hate feeling like this , I been sick for 2 weeks


The police department called my mama they got my purse with all my money look at god!!


Unexpected happiness is the best


Craving chocolate rn now


All the cashiers at ulta asked me what lashes I was wearing, you got some customers coming your way @user @user


Bruhh i been on hold for like 45 min I’m bout to loose it


As an attorney who bills for her time, I think my patience level has reduced to 0.1. If you know, then you know.


Not me doing performative.


Panic buying? Even the shelves have sold out


Congratulations to Erik Ten Hag for getting United their biggest win of the season of 3-0 against the mighty Forest


I’m definitely in love with DaniLeigh but I don’t want to cheat on Crystal Westbrook


I don’t wanna do this shit again not again I don’t wanna do this shit again not again


Je me fais followmass par des faux comptes


Debating what to put on Mr Kilburns chopping board for dinner later when I listen to Sitts latest podcast and some @user afterwards over a brandy


Talking about Sonic, which one of these is your favorite?


Any reason to celebrate


I am beyond pissed, cause this like one of the worst smells ever


& idc what anyone says my boy is not your average dog - homie is borderline human … so in my heart; he’s my child.


bouta go paint like Picasso, brb


Everybody want dreads but me


And I, I hate to see your heart break I hate to see your eyes get darker as they close But I've been there before


We're up 7-0 over the Vipers