When anxiety takes over I simply tell myself “It’s just the devil doing everything he can to prevent me from my full potential.” Tell him to fuck off, and carry on with what you wanted to do.


I never understood being mad when somebody else is attracted to your man. I be like girl yassssss! I know! His fine ass going home with me


I wanna touch a sheep


i am good at talking to strangers


I have the ability to remember a slightly off tone comment for years


i gotta be rich bc i like spoiling my people


i need some jalapeños but i don’t feel like going to the store


How do they add that crypto sign to bio ?


tv shows will really switch out actors for a character as if we won’t notice


is it bad i haven’t even heard the whole do it remix and i’ve only listened to it twice


Atiny lying on the TL to get mama votes is hilarious to me. I can trust a single tweet.


#dogecoin420 was such a bust


I can listen to 43 by Kenny Mason on repeat for days


Normalize being friends with people who are older, richer and more intelligent than you


Fvck the dream


Today whilst proactively patrolling the Danbury area, officers from #ASHIFT have utilised appropriate stop search powers after reports of suspicious activity. 2 males searched and 1 found to be in possession of cannabis. 1x Male positively dealt with for cannabis possession


Just whipped up the best Ackee & salt fish and fried dumplin lunch/dinner while at work. working from home has its benefits


I think the DJ got my personal playlist playing


It takes me me forever to get home


Question… y’all prefer boxed mashed potatoes or homemade mash potatoes? Or does it matter at all?


I have been crying laughing at Twitter & tiktok for a solid 30 mins now.


Ik my brother tired of hearing me talk about the same thing over and over


LRT artist REALLY deserves more followers WOW


Make everybody stand on that slick sht they thought u ain peep


I prefer presidents who don't grab women by their female parts


im so glad bea has not see that video


show you how to get yo own I know you like that


And I want mmc


If you ain’t like me then, you’re gonna hate me now


wotakoi exclusive merch at ax and i won’t be there this year?


This trait of mine of putting people's feelings before mine, it's gonna get my heart broken


NFT looks promising


I have a lot to achieve but right now I’m not achieving anything


Swalling down depression to birth a mean beat


Hard place - H.E.R. Thats it


Health is wealth mehn


Ehh ca suffit les putes d’Instagram


I absolutely hate looking like a child. Why am I being hit on by 16 year olds?


pulled up to chilis for $3 margaritas


hot take but the sims 4 is the best sims game


Damn shorty Look pregnant


coff coff


DDG was my man of the match


Starting my own clothing line has been the most challenging but also fun thing I've done in 2020 or even my life and I'm so excited to see what 2021 (and my hard work) brings to my brand


Um this Twitter update’s got me fucked up cause idk if I love it or hate it


No no bts por favor


okay i started watching not me too


Weelllpppp... guess I’ll be at the bowl in October


Good morning! Make sure you workout today sis


Lamia pa fullback ug geisha/oriental


Me calling you ‘suck pussy bwoyy’ as a compliment


why bother creating dummy accnt on ig when my profile’s already on public?


next fall was gonna be my a huge semester for me and was gonna be on campus mon-fri for the first time since i began college and all my classes are being changed to online courses and i know i shouldn’t be mad and i should understand it’s because of covid-19 but im so upset


I hate when you call customer service and they ask for your number in case the line disconnects, it disconnects and niggas don’t call back. Like tf, I’m here like this bitch not gonna call back? Gotta go through all these options again


I repeat you cannot put your foot down on a grown ass man TF


Goodmorning self , Thank God I'm alive


I don’t share my problems with people because, once I’m done sharing, all I’m left with is a freind who sees me now as a burden. Make i just do small mistake ask them for money join the advice wey them drop, come see race.


Strong independent


Lemme see if he like my grandma stew cabbage


I hear your voice on the phone, now I'm no longer alone


I hate when somebody talk to me like im a damn child


resisted ruining my garunteed for c1 xiao


my brothers got random pictures of me and they hit me up with it from time to another and i just


Bought some Jameson & Woodford Reserve


tip to small streamers: don’t use followers only chat


I bump my head dats how bad ah nigga needed ah knot


And when I say Ken name yes I have to do the accent


On yo block theres alot of lames out


The glass it doesn't broke from itself My body full with seven sins But I can't fall again! So I need a different touch To keep my soul in


Soccer games are so much more interesting when there’s tension between the two countries


Riot Games it's been 12 days since you said you'd post "shortly after" the new Diana and Leona story, pls throw at least some crumbs our way


I like awkward conversations


Driving and coach Nixon drives past me and smiles and waves, my favorite teacher sure just made my day


So all the porn in my feed that showed up around last Wednesday has been replaced with Elon’s tweets. I don’t follow him either.


Vacation is 5 weeks away


We have very nice neighbours and a wall that we are rebuilding might need more work than we thought. It’s in the thousands. My wife is like. “Let’s just take the wall down.” Great idea. Why do we even have walls?


Stop looking at challenges as a challenge, See it a stepping stone so you can overcome it.


mama’s arroz caldo is just *chefs kiss*


halfway through my work week


crying at love island at the big old age of 23…


I hate feeling like I can’t walk my dog outside for a long legit walk bcus I’m scared someone is going to break into my house again for a third time


Ever bought something at a lower price, and you told your friend it cost an higher price just to gain something from it


Our industry keeps getting FUCKED!!!! Everyone wants concerts back but don’t wanna support the people who make them happen...


Oh. YOU forgot the thing, so here you are calling me at 7pm to fix the THING? Let's just accept; the thing aint happening today, buddy...


I’m tired of fucking bitches that can’t take Dick


James harden about to get in his Duffy tonight


Noticing your athletes are having a hard time getting into the front rack for a clean and/or front squat? A potential cause of this is tightness within the latissimus dorsi, rhomboids, and brachioradialis, and flexors within the forearm. Suggestion next tweet


I’m having a whole ass dance party by myself


the Lord said " thought i wasn't hearing you? its finna get lit im checking everything on your list hope they aint mad when they gotta watch this"


Who trynna match


All like yes baby let’s watch a movie!


but am still in the fb group chat, memories


Catching up on last night's 90 Day Fiance and @user y'all might be closer to that Nobel Prize than you think


Just paid rent, nobody talk to me till the 15th.


Health insurance is a fucking scam


Almost midnight in the Netherlands & genuinely afraid to go to sleep now (especially knowing how soon the polls in some states begin closing). Godspeed, my fellow Americans! Hopefully we'll be waking up to much better news than in 2016.


Pier one. Permanently shutting down.


the return of bwemma starts tomorrow ready up bwem nation


i got the like sewing kit cookie tin but there's actual cookies in it


Interesting enough how the universe brings you back to certain places


I feel so abysmal when I’m on insta and hardly anyone talks to me, offers tips, etc. I feel like chop liver.


No letting go - Wayne Wonder


me and my pessimistic ass need therapy


His great wall that the first gust of wind blew down was protecting the southern border . What a joke


Like Why Are You Minding My Business Bitch


n i get a bitch tight everytime tht i post damn


Quarantine day 42.... trying to set up alternative Face ID for my cat


This girl is not normal


Finally starting to be social and having fun with my class only for it all to end in a couple months


Hey @user you need to treat @user


I don’t got time to deal with people bullshit, I block and keep it pushing


something about Playboi Cartis music that makes me so


I Had A BLT For Dinner It Was So Tasty


i’m so tired of this shift, i can’t wait to leave


Since I am still adjusting in my current moving in situation. I have less time for quiet time. So i decided to fast for next week during the hoy week. I badly needed some light.


Whoever sees @user tell her call me


can’t take it nomore I have to go shopping


I’ve thought long n hard about this and it comes to the conclusion that……I’m fine wit y’all calling me any pronoun


Mfs move weird and I’m do the exact same shit


Hey, you never put a thought on it, I know it. Manhwa's creators, the ones that make webcomics are a freaking god-tier Artosts. You're reading a story that has full-colored pages, each single damn page is full-color. I know that manga takes time too but, color, think on it


I got 2 birthday weekends this year


I’m gonna bang you in bootie to


That’s basically why I stay like this


They distract you in the form of a favor


So tired of clothes not fitting me because I’m breast feeding


I just been thiggin by myself and I’m cool


not to be nsfw but strawberry ice cream


Ascot starts with a bang as RESHOUN wins the first handicap of the meeting at 66/1!!


If you judge LOVE and FRIENDSHIPS By Calls and Texts, I am sure I will be the worst person you will ever come across.


Please for the love of everything good in the world vote if you haven’t yet today. Get in line. Wait it out. You got this


ok very luckily i took the morning off from work


Blue moon


Now I'm not even fuccin hungry


I will not have as much music as I had hoped to be releasing on April fool's day but I will have one small piece of rap as a taster for you all


Don’t be afraid to step outside your comfort zone. Comfort zone is ur Enemy


Why nobody told me it’s national pancake day


goooooodmorninggg!


Embrace opportunity embrace your masculinity


i hate when my family takes my stuff without asking


I’ve been working on this wig for two day


Talking to my Grammy for over and an hour cures my everything


the way that yall made me uncomfortable in my own tumblr aha


Y’all are fucking hilarious on this app man


deedee mega doo doo on my mind today


rt for a pic of ur favs


What if Satoshi is one of these aliens that we know are flying around now and they just gave the solution to better money to us to help us out without us knowing.


Back to December all the time..


I’m so happy @user is an alcoholic & always down for drinks


Not you tryna glorify snitching...


Indentation in python can mess you up big time


Ive got my @user listed at 5Eth but still get 10-20 offers a day around .5.. Seems disrespectful


It’s official: COVID-19 has somehow caused a shortage of crunchy peanut butter.


CHRIS POSTED A NEW VID ON INSTA


What is wrong with my internet over the past week? YouTube videos and Twitch streams take forever to buffer, not to mention the in-game lag spikes and packet loss. @Maroc_Telecom Another end-of-the-year drama?


I just made a list of all the projects I need to tackle at my house over the summer and... That was a mistake. Now I'm very stressed out.


When I let my hair get nappy I’m in mode and dnt care bout nun but some money


Gamebred just couldn’t handle that loss to Colby


I be using tf out of my blender


“But many women meet their husbands at college.” The vast majority of women who have ever existed didn’t need an expensive, humanistic college education with loads of debt in order to meet their husbands. More women actually married before women ever began going to college.


Tamaki and maki are elite


Ayoooo ham park giving away free Habit burgers & fries if you have an “I voted” sticker


Wasting my time makes my whole body cringe


Viola Davis be playing lesbians roles so well I be forgetting she’s been married with a husband for year


I really try to support people on Twitter who do custom stuff but they never reply to me


i love nathan!!!!!!!


It is the being in the house everyday with kids that I believe they are even fed up with being inside the house everyday with me.


I need a new tote bag I go thru mine so quickly LOL where do y’all get ur totes?


While Jiu's special clip is great... I just want to remind everybody that Jiu's favorite avenger is Shrek.


Ready to enjoy a couple of beers around a fire


Why does it hurt to eat healthy


Everybody will forever be confused when it comes to me & that’s how I like it


got deadnamed by my coworker twice today but at least my eyeliner looks nice


Joe just grabbed a rose from the arrangement he had delivered today and asked me (with a bachelor style speech) if I will accept his rose


Just now asking myself in quite a worried way if people still read 5,000 word articles


Anybody know a restaurant in Atlanta that has good food, drinks and music?? I’m tryna go on a date with my mans


haven’t been happy in a long ass time


Jeez all my crushes or men that have qualities I look for in a partner are Virgos, for example Carlos Sainz. Can somebody explain to me why?!


I'm good at cooking, too. I swear.


my PCR test came back negative


Night you lot


Very uncleTOMMY on my timeline today


dems: we hear you, so, we're making a WOMAN COP the vp pick....! literally everyone:


Why was my son being so damn stubborn


Do you Love Legendary Sushant? Yes Or No


New iOS update lets you edit text messages


Hpapy Brihatdy @user !!!


I’m so ready for my birthday my 22nd not gone owe me nothing


why am i sad turning in my last assignments for school


Man I see 11:11 everyday every 11:11


I’m not going the extra mile to prove to nobody my worth, you can ski baby


Welcome to Paradise Lost


I knew there was a reason why I stopped going to malls but I couldn’t remember


Now that people are meeting in person again, my job be hosting like 2-3 HH/get togethers a WEEK! I’m exhausted, fam


the bottom line is that dean is aware hoe he feels about the things in his life


YOU TELLING ME YOU FALLING OUT OF LOVE WITH MEEEEE?


Never have I ever taken a flight to anywhere, but someday soon, it'll happen


Niggas said Cam newton to Dallas.


ima just assume you nasty


I just have my days where I don't want to be bothered at all & then I have my days where I wanna be loved on


Got a bitch feelin risky


yk me hiding in the bathroom or under my bed everytime a relative of the m*n who threatened to shoot my dad in front of me comes over,,,, MAYBE MY MOM SHOULD TAKE A HINT IDK


Rent is theft #TrySocialism


Ugh!!! I cannnot wait for my lash fill. I’m bald in one eye


Let’s go brewers


Liverpool are gunna win this super league aren’t they by being last out and we won’t hear the last of it


All that damn rice and bread is the reason I’m gaining weight.


“Marijuana cigarette” always cracks me up a little


Bitches ain’t shit and they ain’t saying nothing


Looks like I am stanning a winner this year


Ok......Josh Hawley is pissing me off right now


13 I vote #PermissiontoDance as #TheConcertTour of the year at the 2022 People’s Choice Awards (#PCAs).


Woke up extra annoyed today


VAR IS JUST A SCAM IT IS DESTROYING FOOTBALL


The Glasnow injury stinks for anyone that loves dynamic pitching and loves bringing up an all-time bad trade that can’t be criticized enough. Hope he’ll be back to wow us (and anger some of us) sooner than later.


The Taoist called it tao, the Stoics called it nature, Hindus called it dharma... #meaning #connectingthedots


Stanford is tough


you ever start cooking and then forget you’re cooking and then realize the food burnt?


Atlantic got until 4:30 before I call my supervisor


Nothing more annoying than both my groups from different classes blowing up the group chats all at once


Listening to the ocean here, it’s so calming and mind relaxing


Sue Ellen (Suella) Braverman - not in my name


The vague feeling of glee for your phone


Let’s find out if iOS 13.4 is finally the good one


3,153 followers are dead


Love to see crypto hucksters who mined Tumblr for viral content in my TL.


Cause I belong in your arms I belong in your arms


a nigga approaching you & saying “i don’t think your happy with him” is some dirty mackin shit….but how you know that


In High School my Nigga Doobs probably Ran Through Ya Pockets


Whyyyy are AirPods Max almost $600


Let’s get me to 100 followers


Making coffee after midnight that I know I’ll regret drinking later on


I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal It's rules to this shit


when ur family is from the mediterranean and don’t take advantage of that


im catching feelings for her and i much rather catch the seasonal flu thank you


Steak burritos tonight


past 7pm KST, no Run BTS


My Designation is suffixed with :: EX-S, in all Official correspondences. Some ask:: Achcha toh aap Army mein the


I love a man who is excited about kids but y’all do not be thinking about how dangerous and altering it is to a woman’s body


@ Niall Official i’m gonna need you to report to the bird app cause we’re all freaking the fuck out


My Mom brother would be happy to know that she did not convert to Islam for a Guy or for his family lol her brother is the same


Panic attacks really come out of nowhere I do not like that


when I see you, my stomach turns into a butterfly


it’s that time of the year where i hit B up with the “LET ME SEE MY SON” msgs


hello! I'll choose a random person who'll give me 1,000 pesos you don't have to do anything i will just dm you!! goodluck guysss


Hull city are fucking useless


Hyrule Warriors for today.


When none of your income gets taxed so you’re not worried about Biden raising taxes


Talks with Auntie Kat


I hope everyone out there knows their worth and knows what they do and do not deserve and don’t allow others to walk all over you and mistreat you and make you feel like any mistreatment is ever justified or excusable.


selfie stands in the same relation to the study of the insistent album as masturbation to sexual love


All this hard work I'm putting in will one day pay off


trust me , ANYTHING I WANT IMA GET


Damn I’m really 23. What the fuck


my nap just blessed omg. my mom just had to wake me up


The only thing standing in the way of me and my fitness goals are the Krispy Kreme donuts


Chelsea una try abeg, e no easy to get first half draw


I cant even lie I might be going back to my mabinogi BS and on the nao server...


Not me making a doctors/vet appointment the second i see symptoms for my cat but whenever i get sick i just drink sprite and hope for the best


We watched Santa Claus last night, We’re watching part 2 tonight


Clearly 4 days wasn’t enough for me


Broski wants to introduce me to laguru sooo bad


This Hangover Ain’t No Joke


my mom looks so beautiful!


12 NU players yung invited sa NT pool!!


The way my brain is trying to sabotage me rn


Yasmin Blocked me


My daughter is almost 2 and I still co-sleep because I am her happy place her comfort , & that’s where she wants to be, near me & I don’t mind one bit


Now I'm being told it could be the intense exercise that's causing the anxiety. I did worse all last year training for races and was fine. So what changed?


Now I believe when Neo said he used to have a mishai stand back in the university


The way Hyunnie misses stay... reminded me of the doubtful time where we were all worried for him the rest of the members and how Bang Chan would always move his bubble profile pic whenever some uproar happen on social media to reassure us when they couldn’t say anything


just remembered billkin’s nadao music official take over is tmr


Can’t wait for my sis Ci to do my hair


dane dehaan’s smile does something to me that i can’t explain


Serious Dogs


Lmao I love me and my dad relationship Fr. I’m still the fav


You remember 1st january as the New Year, I remember 1st january as the deadline of most of uni applications. We're definitely not the same


Kamala Harris has been chosen. Joe just texted me.


Did we get too boujie? Why isn’t there ramen in this house?


Girl sit down please, exactly “step mom”, you will always be behind me


But why do Women find it so hard to cheat lately


SWEET NOTHING will forever be a banger


Atlanta I'm Ready To See You


Who else is in Vegas for EDC Week


Una go sleep now Abi una no go sleep?


Like if I gotta do this shit the hardest way possible on me oh the fuck well


Being in the #Replayer community is one of the best things I've chosen to be apart of. The people in the community has brought so much joy and so many I now call friends. So thank you for letting me be part of this awesome community


mesh you


Happiness is the line between Service & Love!! - sometimes both look like work


Americans probably wondering who Messi is


Missing the sehri time vibe especially around market from our previous residence at iqbal town


Siddiq Saunderson is just


Not me and my boyfriend planning to wear matching outfits to Hobipalooza


JIMMY JIMMY


I genuinely wish to see a United Vs Barcelona UCL knockout game this season.


Make $ROOT great again @user


Imma buy this tripod and take my own pictures on NYE


Do I need a new tattoo or piercing or am I just going through a rough patch?


Femi Falana is actually very funny


Can't change yesterday, can't predict tomorrow. Focus up and get to it


My dawg say if youn wear black to my party that’s yo ass


Definitely getting some hot Brazilian boy ass tonight. Excited


i’m ready for Rod Wave friday


“Mom! Mom! Mom! (Full panic mode) my arm pit is sweaty!!! Feel it!”


What else is there to do “idk idk but I’ll cry” - y’all don’t know nothing about jodeci


Maybe jyp hired the intern from sm. Just maybe.


Guys be nervous around me. Word must be out that I beat my men


I have the biggest crush on duplicity Harry pls


good deed is something one returns...


I ate half a kilo of rainbow chard stalks today


Why did you say ‘thanks!’ Now I feel bad for pressing the >|< button


my baby gonna be such a hot head


Phewwww, lemme coman breath small over here. WhatsApp wants to choke me.


Our BEST episode coming out tonight


The way MIL’s think you need to respect them regardless of how they act


The biggest illution is the illution of separation


i have to go back tomorrow but i still have a fever of 101 and feel like shit


What am I going to do for my 30th birthday


I’m happy more skinny people are speaking up. Lol.


Elliot from Euphoria is honestly a red flag. But I’m a Taurus, im a bull and I like red flag


Best of luck to Danton Heinen making his Anaheim debut tonight. I hope he absolutely kills it out there. Not so we can gloat, but rather because he’s a good player who deserves success in a new organization.


Logon ke software update hote hain... bunty ka to software hii urrh gia hai


Can’t help feeling the decision by #Messi to join PSG merely proves he’s not on a level with Ronaldo. Took the option of a lower standard league for the money rather than take a pay cut and try and achieve a title in a competitive league


Little to no sleep for work tonight..


while I was walking through the greenhouse at work, my coworker was spraying a plant. All I thought about in that moment was the sims and how my sim is a huge gardener. Guess what I’m gonna be doing tn


I’m going tf to sleep


#LangLeveDeLiefde Tim de creep.


IRS ain’t waste no time to take they payment out my account.


How is watching porn a red flag? Y’all fucking hypocrites


Unlucky Hummels.


send acapellas for me to remix


In my head @officialDannyT thinks I’m the funniest and cutest thing in the world and is equally obsessed with me as I am for him


Casamigos have a choke hold on y’all


Good night single people, you deserve better


Watching some old videos and that @MichaelEssien goal Vs Barcelona is probably one of the best goals I've ever seen live


Steak burgers and homemade fries for dinner


Praying that my back holds up tomorrow so I can get back to working out.


Didn't realize that i got 50 followers Thank you all so much for everything


Nna shame you can quote the entire Bible, guilt trip me and even condemn me mara you really won't change my beliefs


So…when I finally get my account back full time…you all can do whatever you want with my feet.


"no matter where everyone is ,we are all appreciating the same beaultifull moon" - huang renjun ,


For some reason Youtube is taking forever to upload so the podcast won’t be up till later tonight. Apologies for that. I feel like the stream I have planned will make it up to y’all though


the way my minutes listened were 30,000 less than 2019 bc i didn’t drive anywhere this year


People need to stop overhyping spurs, they’re sus away from home. Saw man tweeting they’d win after the red card


Should of taught myself to make beats when I was 10 smh


We only get to see the best arc in the manga animated, gk fans aren’t freaking out or anything ahahahahaaaa


All this new sauce I can't fit it all in one suitcase


I need to figure out my next hairstyle.


Somebody definitely bluffing, cus everybody claiming they getting money


Oi nahhhh Man Utd players are actually carrying this tournament


My miserly don’t love company


Finished the prawns as I was grilling them


My Baby Wanna Go Home With Me


gonna hug so many homies at LAN


So, my cat has anxiety and has chewed through several cords in two days. Getting him a calming collar later. Here's to hoping that helps him


Nugaherself


Man can only try…


Dear hair vendors, will there be a Beth Harmon wig soon? Can’t wait to rock that


CTL q me aguarde


Alicia Keys UNDERDOG is actually my go-to song anytime I’m down and it doesn’t disappoint in lifting my soul up


I broke down and paid for Netflix today


I am so blind without my glasses, it's not even funny


Jz has feet kink… it’s 5am in the morning and all these rated feet fanarts


i missed the once in a year that @user is active


I need Ube snacks


i can't remember the last time i felt cute i'm literally in the pits of hell rn


apparently we can't get any over time so... i will most likely be leaving early tomorrow since i have almost two hours of over time right now


DND to the side you see me calling and texting


Idc what my friends say or tell y’all about me, I’m THE funny friend.


What’s the point of having two phones but can’t answer not one


This manchester united win has improved my mental health...thank you


Stream on genie and melon guys


Barr ...... WTF is going on


I need my exams to finish so that I can binge watch all the movies and tv shows that I’ve been wanted to


What a pass from Bruno, he’s genuinely out of this world


I just wanted to make content today and now I’m in a triple sour mood


Got my hair doneee, talk to me RIGHT.


Ivorian Doll is proper sick. I want her to blow


accidentally put my car in neutral while driving today and then proceeded to scream cause my foot was on the gas and my car was ROARING at me and going slower... and this is why i can’t have nice things


The fact that I’m not rich pisses me off 3 times a day, Everyday


Chipotle & this riddle


#SouthgateOut purely for having Henderson in the England squad..


Can you do CSS with UNIVERSITY? HERE'S SOME TIPS


Don’t speak on my life unless u know the Real! N my @MoneyBaggYo voice!


3 wickets down. Waiting for 3 more


I just got a haircut and my hair feels so healthy and light


I really hate seeing corn in meal trays


Gonna post something new soon


Why do ppl be trying to ruins someone’s day?? Nawww…not today bruh bruh!!! I ain’t letting anyone kill my vibe. You if one of them. Stay over there…..


Used to be overprotective of everyboddyyy but myself. Honey, that’s a changed


Baseball is beyond help, electing one player a year. This is a time to spotlight your sport.


I never lie always admit cause i be feeling like fuck it


I do not have 6 months to a year to sit on my ass !! I did that already and I do not want to do it again


Estoy loca por ver a Angelyz


First time i disagree with all my moots


Kb tonight


Yes goodnight to me


STOP WHAT UR DOING and go follow PGT.Collection on Instagram


I honestly can't wait to have kids


really??? right in front of your beloved ex?????


Trump was so Sedentary that y’all are surprised to see this new presidency walking lmao!


i just don’t enjoy anything anymore


Can you still buy silly bands? Or what.


Just checked my pregnancy app and I’m 6.5 months pregnant already! Crazy to think I’ll be 7 months in just two weeks and I’m measuring 2 weeks ahead so technically could be 7 months already!


When I'm pissed, I have to make a joke or I'm just gonna get even more pissed. But then it gets awkward because people laugh and I'm just sitting there looking like this


Azula didn’t freak out when I gave her a bath as much as she used to and she even sat w her paws in the water for like 5 minutes while I let the shampoo soak


March almost over! MTT has had a great month building our Instagram and community - very close to getting listed on Gokumarket which is great. And first exchange listing of many


Been on hold with unemployment for so long they killed my battery


Didn’t think I’d make it through half the shit I’ve been through the past few months but I have it’s not been easy but I still manage and it’s all worth it for my wee princess


Sorry for the lack of posting, I have had a few personal things to deal with and needed to take time to focus on them. I will be making more content and posting teasers tomorrow


it's one thing to spend Christmas w/ yo bm nem. it's another to wear matching pjs too


Brought the wrong damn green beans


What a ball by Kostas


Paqueta and DCL please


United upgraded my seat for free


Omg a love Deni so much, that girl is a real life angel


I stopped watching vtubers and straight up forgot half of them exist


watch me change my layout again next week


My Ex: “Why don’t you go find someone else why me” Me: Bitches got herpes out here I’m too scared to


Oooh this one will be tricky. Create your dinner with spinach, lobster, hollandaise sauce, and spatzle


Some days, the only consideration for putting in extra efforts is those innocent fellows who seek something from yours sincerely. Hope you understand this isn't some machine!


TRUMP & BIDEN SHOULD COME TOGETHER TO MAKE THE COUNTRY BETTER AT THE ROUND TABLE


I must open commissions again soon for January


I will forever be grateful of @user To The Man above. To my cutie @user who always got my back. To my parents. Will always be.


Back to back wins, all hail Arteta’s Red Army


Aaaaaawwweeeeee The Unhoneymooners is so cute and romantic


When you was the one running with all your friends when they was bums and now they don’t run with you Bc they better than u now


You get over in the squared circle not on the internet


who remembers that eggs bacon grits sausage song


We haven’t even opened yet but tell me why the mayor is HERE.


Jerawat mendem


it literally feels like someone punched me in both of my eyes lmao they feel so bruised just from me crying last night


He be talking like a killer, he don’t even keep no pistol


Installed Sims


Internet issue during the pandemic is the WORST. My personal hotspot also doesn’t work well. Dealine is approaching and it takes 15 min. to save one normal document in the cloud. Plus kids missed their first day of online school. And I can’t even add a GIF here.


Summer is the only time I realize how many hoodies I own.


I'm an organisation machine this morning and so have booked for #HAConf23. Consequently, now my workshop choices have been submitted, I already have #FOMO


I know it's nearly December but why does it have to be THIS cold


I got a video of my lil baby jace walking im so happy now


El Salvador buying the #bitcoin dip like a pro ,it's business


It’s just some about a nigga with a little belly to him >>>


one day i’ll learn to listen to @user


Long day at work today, but maybe stream after I get settled?


Just one last dance Before we say goodbye... Just one more chance Hold me tight and keep me warm


I never thought I'd fall for you as hard as I did


Looking for the following - INVESTORS - All types of Management - Fortnite Players - Comp Players 10k+ Power Ranking - Streamers - Content Creators - Editors ($) - Designers ($) RT & reply with what you are!


My Po called asking was I gone be home in the morning, baby I’m gone gone


So the boys starting to park in the old pen place parking lot again


If anyone needs a social media FBI agent , I’m your girl. One single detail and I can find whatever ya need


Thinkin' 'bout them tan lines and I'm thinkin' damn, I'd Love to drown in them heartbreaker blue eyes


Team top of La Liga didn't have a single shot on target vs a back three of Azpi, Christensen, Rudiger. Tactical masterclass from @user You genius.


My dad just referred to me as an antelope when I shout.


2020 has brought me so much bad stuff yet so much good stuff Without 2020, I probably wouldn’t have picked up Roblox again, meaning I wouldn’t have met so many amazing people and got into the Piggy community. Thank you all for everything, I love you all!


We bought a big ass bag of candy and didn’t get a single trick or treater


I really don’t want any food in this house


Testing has begun…


What a review from telugu Titans


Hope my shawty gws


Richard Keys once suggested that Man City should hire Sam Allardyce as a defensive coach to assist Pep


Playing through Demon’s Souls for the first time (first souls game in general) and I’m really enjoying it. Looks and sounds amazing on the PS5. It so damn hard! Gauntlet past the blue dragon and I’ve got the old King’s sword


This Squid Games shit is low key sad


I gotta wash my hair tonight but idk what I'ma do it. HELP!


I’m super hungry but also to lazy to walk up the stairs to get something to eat. I love myself.


Eating cum a punishment? I think that’s a reward


Ain’t nothing like a hard working man


my baby so... mf fine


Executing these campaigns just gotta client permanently featured on 10 Spotify playlist


I bought some Frocs for our float trip a few weekends ago…best $10 I’ve spent in a hot min


comeback really going to happen on Feb 31, 2022


Shit sucks dawg


Man if I was going MFF I’d round a whole load of ppl up and we would go and find those zoo mother fuckers and have some words


Heart and life are given to those who appreciate.


It’s taco Tuesday only right I cook some


Always telling the Sacramento in me to shut up


just cleaned my room and updated my photo albums


you will NEVER catch me slipping cause i know it’s somebody out there that want you


I just wanna suck some tits so badly


I just pre-ordered TXT minisode 2. This is the first kpop album I’ve ever ordered I’m so excited


Why my reels is filled with Steve Harvey


I’m sorry but I hate those moms who never do their kids hair, especially little girls lol


Random nudes are the best


I suddenly have an urge to watch Gossip Girl


This girl really has nothing better to do than run her mouth about me when she’s the one person who randomly stopped talking to me and blocked me on everything... (no altercation or anything) must suck to be THAT miserable w your own life


It’s a new #Yellowjackets episode but I have work to do & a phone call to make


My son always on time to give me a lil pick me up when I’m feeling off. Boy funny af


Can we stop letting coaches teach history and government? Because BABYYYYY the ignorance I see on social media today


Its only 2 things can bring me out there


uh uh uh something came up noah neck out uh uh uh bye


I wish Matt and Trey were real


Today finally a cop is held accountable for his actions. No one should have to ever fear the police. #GeorgeFloyd I hope your family can find some peace.


they are being quite clear that there's no intended title change if I take on this "sandbox process improvement" responsibility it's not even a role change, leader said it falls within my current role/responsibility/title


My son just climbed the pack n’ play. It’s over


Holy shit the twist in the silent patient


"Squid Game ripped off The Hunger Games!" "Ok but the Hunger Games ripped off this super underrated film Battle Royale" "Squid Game is an unoriginal idea and he should own up to it" Ya'll. Stop. Just. All of that needs to stop.


I just realized on #MondayNightRAW last night they called the reckoning “hit the lights” or something like that


Boxed macaroni for breakfast…


me who tries to smile despite that a life can be difficult, unfortunately I have the courage to always get up


this college shit is easy i got into all my schools


I Got Crocs On


if u eat cup noodle, u nasty as fuck


manifested the weather today


Margarita just called. Said she’s gonna need me to come thru asap for some quality time together. You know how it goes


Lotto, lutho


I talked to ess and Deej today I missed my niggas man


Dem don set retirement plan


Doing a Twitter cleanse! Who’s still active on here? Rt, comment, or like so I don’t unfollow you!!


I love you thats why when i see u happy,am happy too even though it hurts me alot


Old Dom Kennedy is a vibe


I am having some feelings about really nice reviews.


want to clear something up! if you support trump in anyway i DO in fact think you are scum and i do not want anything to do with you


*sits parents down* Mom, Dad… I’m a munch


Speak positive words into your life every single morning. Think big, think healing, think success, think peace, think happiness, think growth mindset. Always start the day with positive energy. "You Deserve It."


This #21DayLockdown is a conspiracy! & u know who have planned this? Divorce lawyers!


So Daft Punk have updated their profile photos and launched an official Twitter & Twitch account on the one-year anniversary of their breakup. What the hell does this all mean? lol


I should have stayed curious on searching up juju on that meat


If it’s one thing imma bet on, it’s myself


Every time my boyfriend cook dinner this nigga don’t start till damn near midnight


happy bday idolo @iamsrk


find your person and get rich with em


Look how arsenal going to be the last one to pull out of this super league


Gotta make it a priority this weekend to sell atleast 1 bike


Boolean new_chapter_life = true ;


If Trump serves two terms I coasing on the whole of the U.S


Zaxbys always packed!


Not me leaving my license and registration in the dealership


I want some collard greens with a lot of meat in them and some SWEET cornbread muffins


Here we go with this hot ass weather


There’s nothing like getting off work and having a 1.5l bottle of wine


Shez smart like an a plus student


music is like music to my ears


jogando little hope com os gordoes


I miss the BC boys


Let em realize they can’t live without you , they’ll be back


rain pulled up deep suddenly


Gotta love the idea of being followed & attacked outside a @McDonaldsUK in Hackney solely because you wouldn’t give someone your burger


I remember saying: “2019 - do one!” Then came 2020. Storm Ciara; then redundancy; then storm Dennis and then the garden is totally wrecked; then diagnosed with cancer; then #coronavirus What a year to give up smoking!


We’ll probably be washed up and in bed by the time my boyfriend get home


Female Friend is still charting well aah


Why come into the store to have me read your bill to you when you can do it from your phone at home


Need to learn addmath, physics and chemistry in my new school I'm doomed


Fucking snakes.


O v e r t h i n k i n g


#drunkdan has returned! Is it a surprise? Grinning and saying hi to random guys whilst sat grinning to oneself


“And as You speak a hundred billion creatures catch your breath....”


I don’t get into all that internet beef, I be really thugging with niggas that will leave your brains in the street


Bring Traore back on


im just ignoring the texts in my homework


Just gonna be over here radiating cool cause u know that’s how I am


missing those 99 cent slices in nyc


I guess when you have morals n a good standard for yourself that makes you stuck up huh


What’s stopping me from getting a Daryl Dixon body pillow


new tat soon? i think so


I lowkey want to be verbose like Fischl.


Not to say we don’t need a Great Reset...but why TF are the billionaires & politicians that got us into this mess the ones saying we need it AND the ones that get to decide how the reset will go? The uber rich are the last peoples opinions we need on what facets need resetting


never been a hater unless u hate me


If You Let Them Tell It All Them Niggas Gangster


starting nge


Very thankful to friends that told me bad parts of their Christmas incl notes what people were wearing while they wrecked their heads to cheer me up about the shit show Ive had to have. 2023 I am ready for you my bebe


Just have to get through these two night shifts and my vacation starts


I just love grocery shopping, omg y’all won’t believe how these prices dropped


both gym & laundry done and it ain’t even 8 am


I think i want a good baked potato tonight


For everyone who wants a change please make sure y’all go out and vote


I don’t understand why y’all bitches be mad at the bitch instead of the nigga


Guys who use “fit” and “slim” synonymously


Pray 4 Love


Ah making money via onlyfans just to owe the govt for making a certain amount


How you like to get head but don’t wanna give it ?? Tf they do that at


do i come back to this account i mean i’ll never be here but


Isn't it great to listen to just boring news again like Tiger Woods blah blah blah....? things are back to boring..thanks @msnbc !


i’m so motivated. let’s buy lots and lot of albums and streaming passes


The moon really is in her element tonight cuz she is glowing different


this computer thing is really making me feel insane


Im honestly ashamed of myself for not naming my island something Harry Potter/ATLA themed


I shall build up a collection of various perfumes mini gift sets for myself


i cnt stay awake for shit.


I’m gonna waste money without you baby


Listening to a teacher complain about their job makes we want to go full Adam Lanza Every year you - teach the same material - give the same homework - & get 4 months off “But our pay is low!” Uh yeah Teaching kids lies about heliocentrism isn’t massively profitable


Que rico feeling


100,000 I am so angry & upset I was angry at 90,000. 80,000. 70,000. 60,000. 50,000. 40,000. 30,000. 20,000. 10,000. - 1,000 I'm just so dammed angry & upset.


It’s November and still in the 60’s


Watched Queen & Slim. Decent


Work Really Hard, Dream Even Bigger, Believe in Yourself, And Never Give up #ModijiHelpBoardStudents2022 @Kevin_Healey Good Things may be round the corner


A･RA･SHI a Day in Our Life ALL or NOTHING Ver.1.02 Attack it! a Day in Our Life : Reborn REQUEST @arashi5official @MTV #FridayLivestream Whenever You Call / Party Starters / Do you…? / Turning Up by. ARASHI


@ everyone who qualled fncs week 1 round 3, at least 3 teams got disqualified so you move up at least 3 spots


Def cuddlin’ weather!


Expressing gratitude attracts abundance.


I swear to you once, twice, and thrice, that there is no happiness without you... ♡


Mike deserves so much better


This tan really has me looking edible


He puts every other man that I’ve ever known to shame


i wish you knew how you made me feel... oh wait! i can tell you...


I hope I can take some retweetable pics in a few weeks


I've made a casserole. Insane yes, but that's what I fancied. It smells so good.


People in a different time zone reply faster than the girl i rate yes


It’s always fun seeing your old perv gym teacher at the gym


A las 18:00 renuncia Wrigth


Baked Chocolate Chip Cookies


There’s leftover sushi from last night


BLACK MEN!


Let me write this 4 page letter & Seal it with a Kiss


Bengali parents and their constant high blood pressure


Guys I find out if I get a bid tn


I thought I heard someone say #onlyhands


40 pints of home brew mixed tonight ready for Christmas. Ready by Christmas Day


Fck Fakebook!


imagine your dom pounding into your tight breeding hole, pinned down by your neck and them growling into your ear how such a good little girl you are taking all of him into you, trying your best to keep all of his cum in you, desperate for more and more deep inside of you


Tacos gonna hit everytime.


If anyone needs me to verify please just lmk and I will. I’m already added to some verified lists as well


Messed up and posted something on Snap… lmao why is it always Snapchat


i’m saving money….if ion have enough saves by nov 20th it’s ari fault istg


Looking forward to this chest/shoulder workout tonight


i caught up on 25 21 i think i should finally start business proposal


Dealing with Karen’s becomes harder and harder everyday. I’m gonna sick a bitch soon


A lot of mfers be giving childish vibes sooooo I don’t even bother fr fr


Ah clean sheets ready to be stained


That physical and mental exhaustion combo be crazy


Why would you expect love from a nigga who doesn’t even love himself


Hornets is a complete disappointment tonight


Waiting for my HMN ALNS bikini to get here i can’t wait to wear it!


at my first internship meeting and I’m playing smash rn


Lots of thunder and lightening in downtown Memphis. My power also just went out


South Africans are rude!


5s might be too fat for me


I got friends all over the world fr


I'm gnonna be updating my pricelist again in January


I have reached the age when cheating is not just about sex, it’s about attention.


I stand in front of the printer entirely too much for someone who has a whole degree in communications.


Green #SoloDolo @G_Eazy Gerald Holders go check your vaults!!!


We don’t need to play the second half


Just got finessed into buying my daughter a dog


EZRA MILLER DID WHAT ??????


Nah That Ain’t It


Running a maths workshop for parents in the morning, feeling excited but really nervous


My Onlyfans is still 50% off for lockdown guys - only $6.50


Not my daughter making a freaking pbnj sandwich at 7:15 pm…. And it’s her FIRST MEAL OF THE DAY?!?! Bitch, please go back to school


Bro some chicken permission sounds so good rn


Sometimes,friends give good advice


Don’t let ya baby father tell u no niggas want you cause yess tf we do!


5/8 on uni rn


i go down my TL and just put wayyyyy off


You cannot tell Nobody When Enough is enough when they Love Someone & they Stay with that person MIND YOUR BUSINESS


Brazilian managers are extinct at the moment so if you pack a tradeable one it’s an easy 5k


Alright time for some positivity What does everyone think of the Twitter user @user


my quarantine routine is literally a breeze, i wake up to sleep


Make VAR try dey rest


Tell me the difference between this game and a Stoke v West Brom game?


i knocked off early today i can’t believe am already in my pjs this time


i miss the day before December 21st, 2020


Euphoric feeling!


my dogs buried their chew bones


Then again , I’m grateful for what I’ve been through, it’s honestly made me stronger.


I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t scared. But It’s what he deserves...


oh i can finally change my snap user


The #bearmarket is so cool


Haha. July pa yung last update


28 questions on the test


two more days til the teen wolf movie is released


OMGGGG WE HIT 200 ASWELL!!! THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!! Ily all! <3


Joe Biden and Kamala calling George Floyd’s family is so painfully disingenuous and ironic.


saturday me pls ! i’m out my body


every time i watch someone play through this game they struggle to find the blanket it’s so entertaining


Albert maybe? looking for deal flow!!!!


Omo Queen it’s not that deep at all


Finally washed my hair today!


Day two of quarantine, my bf isn’t that bad


It’s insane how much saliva I’m developing rn


Yoimiya is cool and all but I gotta say I got ptsd from fireworks she’s not a vibe for me


I think it’s finally setting now that we are here and you’re not hot here running around talkin to everyone cause you’re bored.. I’d do anything to have you randomly walk in and talk shit again


Soooo my friend cancelled on seeing Harry tmr and now it’s up to my another friend now because she’s driving and if she cancels... I will cry but ima take the train at 3 am


Is your friend group even a friend group without one guy who gets flamed for nothing?


i’d crease if tom was joking along with jacob with the titles but accidentally leaked the real title instead, totally not realising the joke


How am i gonna slap my boys ass after Eid namaz now


back in 2020 deleons character was rockin a og DMKD t shirt in the KAINE film it made me wonder who’s making this stuff after seeing the brand on other occasions ..2 years later juan (DMKDs owner) & I locked in like a mf. Bro had me model for Jack Daniels a couple weeks ago


happy #fbicbs, #fbimostwanted, #ncis & #theresident day! god, i love tuesdays


My friends hurt me the most but the ones who didn’t know me , didn’t


I’m sick of these professors .. I emailed my professor at 8am & here is it 7pm & she hasn’t responded


I like this server job. Tips be good


20 minutes to go and Wolves keeper is time wasting.


Google is expanding storage to 1T for FREE?!


My poor Bestfriend


Should i fly out to LA to see bts


This show BloodLine didn’t get good til the 7th episode


I’ll be posting cute stuff from my AC island. Follow if you’d like.


Sometimes I feel so sad when I try to interact with my moots but no one wants to.


Thanks for sending to cover my nail appointment today. Would you like to treat me to lunch as well?


i took such nice ass pics, who wants em


Donny And Sancho Changed The Game By The Way


Spring cleaning the timeline so refreshing


My last wish for you is that someone drops that money in your cashapp that you been needin


Thank God for today, tomorrow will be better.


Maybe we should start calling out these bad vendors we try to patronize and show everyone how crappy they are when they bring emotional black mail to the tl.


Other People: Charles Grodin has passed away. (Mention Heartbreak Kid, Clifford) Me: Aw, the dad from Beethoven.


just gettin started this summer gon b wild


I’m legit terrified to post a sketch here w/o copyrighting it lmao like how do y’all just fearlessly post art especially if u plan to put it on merch


Why have the artist , the dj, the photographer , the producer, the engineer......... when you could be with the Music Exec !


“mark redeem roast my stream tonight” says @user She was nice about my stream with a few roasts as she is a very nice person, but when it came to her stream I was ruthless, sorry x But, for real, she is one of the best creators around, and I am glad to have met her


I wanna shop but I dont want to use my own money


Jus put dat Nuttin But Wings order in


Bussy deep, so is my pockets


Wrote 2 songs for my Jesus today


That fake shit ain’t even in me Ipy I been learned I hate bitches with a passion everybody really ain’t cut like me Period that’s why I will never have friends idgaf y’all do entirely too much & straight followers


Jacques 100% wanted Paige to leave with him and she will now crack on with Adam


Y’all get some jackets tonight mayne


I promise to behave, so I will behave


"People get upset at me because they think I think I'm always right, and at the same time they don't prove me wrong..... They really be mad they wrong." #TechToldYou


Just heard the news @user and wish you the best. About 5 years ago when I was traveling the Midwest on business as a homesick Floridian & Nole, living in Chicago painfully watching my marriage fall apart after many years, you & @user helped me cope. Thanks


I wanna start my sleeve but idk what I want , might let somebody freestyle it


In need of a long island iced tea


Some of y'all deserve to be in horny jail, lol I appreciate the comments


I’m gonna have to tape my ears to get from a 2 to a 0


So....uh....if anyone writes a fanfic of New Moon from Edward's perspective after reading #MidnightSun .......hit me up


I hope whoever made my iced americano today gets really good head later


im hungry but i feel like if i eat id be sick and im tired


come to think about it Jordyn Woods has been on my spirit lately i hope she’s having a blessed day


Need a PS4, Nintendo Switch something along those lines because I’m starting to go a bit dolally


The gym looking real y’all know


Now you know those titties should be in my mouth


me rewatching videos from almost 2 years ago bc i miss hanging out w/ my friends


Fuck being thick… bitch are yo feet pretty¿


Don't you think a wolf cut will look good on Soeun?


Maria B's husband was rightly dragged & taken away by authorities for sending their cook who tested positive back to his village in a crowded bus. But who's gonna drag and arrest those who mishandled zaireen at Taftaan border that spread the coronavirus at the first place?


I know this man better stay out my damn phone what the hell are you looking for


Side note... where the f has this wind come from?!


“The committee has great respect for Cincinnati!” -College Football Playoff Committee... who puts the undefeated Bearcats (with an 11 point win on the road at a top 10 team) at #6


No like there’s no reason for an established het couple to need defenders if they weren’t feeling threatened by the possibility


I'm in a session with one of my learners and I asked her to choose a game for us to play. She didn't find any game she liked so she suggested a game we could play. For the first time this little girl opened up more and I couldn't be more proud.


Shearer is fuming


#VARRIORS someday you will tell your grandchildren that you were part of something big, #crypto


Folks can talk about black people all they want but chile don’t utter a negative word about a trans


I'm so proud of myself. Three years sobriety


buy my bundles so I know it’s real


REQUEST @user @MTV #FridayLivestream 253


Everyday is a mindblowing day when you are dumb


Omg niggas been sitting around waiting in a second stimulus check?! Oh damn


When she grabs your balls while in doggie


I told u i dont stan the grp bc they all just BIG MFS whn it comes to Tae. faMiLY MY ASS!! THEIR STINKY DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR WILL NEVER CHANGE TOWARDS TAE! They can say whatever SCRIPT/AGENDA they hv abt grp n "fam" thingy, bt they NEVER GIVE TAE REAL RESPECT as their "fam"!


I just ordered hella swimsuits.


no way i was born at 10:08 pm on 10/8


i stayed up for a day to sleep at a regular timing but of course i still end up awake at 3am


Trying 2be more tolerant of people who spin more lies while they apologize. I'm #Grateful we're moving toward progress. I know if you had 2 lie all your live9s 2 hide family skeletons that #Truth is foreign & uncomfortable. #Love is being able 2 say you're sorry. TY for trying!


Damn I didn’t wake up in Jamaica


I want a crumper


i don't like cold drinks


Just had some nasty as food.. mad as shit i wasted my money


Never known stress like the last week of term


// I need to stop being shy, so I’m sending random starters, sorry


My uber driver called me a nerd today bc I told him I’m studying medicine


Its with a K dumbass


Respectfully stop watching my old battles tryna get validation if that’s how I am now . Just watch everything from this day forward


Day 1 Diet 22/2/22 eh


In the mood for another vacation


Maybe if Castillo didn't produce anything offensively, he would start more often


Today is World Water Day. #Combustion plays a key role in the importance of managing freshwater resources. #WorldWaterDay


Feeling very productive today. I’ve made two doctor appointments ... including one for a mammogram. By the end of the week I’ll have made an appt for a colonoscopy. @user - when are you going to be in town?


Hnggg i wanna go to switzerland too


İ never like reality shows BcZ reality shows are the biggest drama


Casemiro is a complete footballer


Hurry up October


Congrats to Tony Khan on Fulham getting promoted to the Premier League and also congrats on relegation next season


Is it time for me to see my ex again ?


I love being sick. probably in my top 3 activities


when me and my niggas blow up everyone gon be mad


I just be wanting to get off work and come him to quietness so I can y’all a nap but that’s never the case


Somos un equipo.


YARO DA KUDI.......... I just saw Mustapha Sule Lamido mingling with Isah Ashiru, Yakubu Lado and some PDP members that happened to be his father's mates.


What's that banger tweet or thread you made over a year ago? Let's see it again


what fool called it a shortsighted book about a faulty electric harp and not The Omnichord's Dilemma


I feel like I've worked a week already and it's only been 2 days. I need another vacation already


my PI is hosting a “labsgiving” at her house and i am SO EXCITED to get to bring food i’m so tired of just cooking for myself


Is there a way to say the following without being too forward: I don’t really want you in my pants, I want you in my mouth and between my legs.


I can’t even get my hair done because everyone else wants their hair done


It’s so live to see my daughter name pop up on my phone as a text message & she responds back in complete sentences


i think i am the world’s biggest hypocr1te because i’m sitting here telling my gf not 2 starve like i’m not constantly restricting or fasting


Ninja is playing some high pressure team cooking game with his wife and T-Pain and this is comedy


Last time I paid something off I got a tattoo. It’s a little motivation.


should i watch amphibia


Oreos are lowkey nasty


Pro at making myself lunch/dinner for work and forgetting it at home


I think I'm getting my muse


My baby is so good at running errands fr.


I really hate being bored , that’s why I always want to be busy & occupy myself


CNA should tuck in her misogyny and read a book.


I don't want these vacation to end


Dude that Jongwoo kid from NCT seems like a lovely person I would stan only for him


Wesh Deontay Wilder 42 victoire dont 41 par KO ?


Jungkook is so happy


any ounce of affection shown towards me turns me on


Anybody else with an iPhone getting bombarded with messages to update iOS? I won’t install the update because of the tracking crap they built into it and about every 10 minutes it pops up a message asking if I want to update it. NO OR I WOULD HAVE ALREADY!


Rip to my current phone, but bless I am able to get it replaced easily and I treated myself to a Loopy case. *the small things*


Also in a more sombre post, The past few years have really collectively taken many fine Men and Woman to soon, I hope everyone is okay out there & has at least one person they can speak and be heard to no matter what the subject


I just want to cut my hair Grow some beards Make more money That ain’t too much... right?


Where can I find a man like daisuke kambe bc I wanna use some of that balance: unlimited


I’m a sucker for a spicy salsa


What me, nod and hiccup all date


I’m in a class full of guys and I’m currently being skipped over! I literally said something was ignored and this guy said the exact same thing and being acknowledge


Sidney Powell is vile


Na who get money be living thing! Broke people are non-living things


And with my room being right next to the kitchen and my roommates always frying their food it means I smell of fried chicken always


I’m surprised south loopers haven’t said Flo&Santos


So happy that they didn’t close the Pynk!


lady complimented my hair today


Ugh why my exes be so fine


Thank you to the security department at @Chase for detecting a fraudulent attempt on my credit card! I appreciate this service very much


Wanted to spend a nice night on the phone with my gf but #whatsappdown


i can’t believe this bitch keionne


its not a normal day on ct without a bitboy roast


Yay, just got my first vaccine shot! Been a couple of hours and no side effects so far


Spurs are actually going for the league next season


See u in another story


turning on kay’s and max’s notfis rn


I’ll never forgive my sister for cutting my nephews hair


It’s a Sin with Kate Bush soundtrack and an ill advised decision to open wine


Didn’t even know a “dream job” existed for me until this week.


bartering a new vape for wifi this month


what happened to @user ?? he was active for a whole week then dipped


Mood: Eat. Pray. Love. Thank you @user - I am revisiting the movie and book and it’s just perfect.


I wanna do some elegant shit


that 90s show is very cute love the cameos


Adderall is one hell of a drug


it don’t matter how old i get .. as a person from central alabama i will always be scared during tornado warnings. like i never went a day in my life without being weather aware especially after 2011 & christmas 2013 happened


My first cover draft didn't go over well in groups... Oh well, guess that's why they call it a draft


Why is it always the people who like l*li p*rn that get so bent out of shape when someone draws a fat woman?


Imagine not being born in the era to appreciate It’s Dark and Hell is Hot? Couldn’t be me


I can feel myself losing patience


So sick of figuring out wtf to eat everyday, I’m bout to just stop eating


i've decided to make like a bucket list of animes i have to watch for this summer!! have a lot already but,,, suggestions??


I’m still feeling ill, if you haven’t sent to cheer me up already you’re dead to me


What is so hard in making an honest living in the society nowadays??


i lay under sun in grass . soak up like a plant


when you get sent home because too many people showed up to work


I’m so glad not to be apart of the circus


Went on a date and had fun


Ian out here forcing shit! It’s all coming to me


I nice Milan derby with a res card...for the love of the game


god i need new glasses im blind as shit


It sucks being a mainstream rapper


Joke's on whoever eventually writes Steph & Anna fan fiction/alt-histories because I've already written it and will publish it on my website alongside my books


I really love channie


Mtn cut service from 12-5am yesterday because of one yeye upgrade and their network is still shitty


do you kin connor from dear ev@n hansen or are you straight


This rain plus my crush


there’s no integrity in the apex competitive scene


I now have an idea how people can drink iced coffee even in winter


nintendo didnt have to announce botw 2 on my bday, thats so thoughtful of them


i hate it when they mimic me ! makes me mad Grrr


#Lifetime has been too good on P*rs Mor**n, choosing this actor


I’m just trynna live a broke Nigga DREAM


Heading to grab food , back home I go


For real, your #hangry mommy got hair on her tongue DAMN


france won. france, fckin france


UNIVERSE STUDY NEED MORE THINKING


Ion feel like waiting on no fckin food to cook


Yall I wanna go see Smile again this weekend


when he about to cum I start to kiss his neck


I would much rather get drunk with older people lol they’re fun


Oh nooo, @DestinyTheGame is “woke” now, surely these are the end times, blyeahghlfrgl.


New Ganja White Knight album


This coming year should be the Kinda year you read people's energy and adjust even if you're not loved at home, Love yourself


got one sc at least


Good morning! I have 2 quizzes today so wish me luck ig


I can't be your friend, can't be your lover Can't be the reason we hold back each other from falling in love With somebody other than me


It’s crazy I have to go home and take care of a man and a baby


i hate going alone to the gym


baby LA


Rereading my first piece of the year has me thinking that I haven’t loved a place, felt so deeply at peace & marveled at its beauty like I did with Medellín. It’s a wonder I haven’t just moved there for awhile. Kidding but also...not.


i flip them racks then i do it again.


People Will Build A World Around Toxicity & Trap Themselves Inside It To Feel “Safe” & As Reinforcement They Will Surround Themselves With “Yes Men” Who Never Force Them To Face The Truth Of Their Reality


Idk if I want smothered potatoes or loaded potatoes with these steaks


That 42 Hit Different Mann


Don’t compare me to nobody... i’m a 1 of 1


If I could fly always makes me emotional


Sorry for y'all who got tagged in that hack


2 things. 1. Project Winter is literally such a good game. I love watching it so much. 2. CONGRATS @user ON 10K WOOOOOOOO


All the money in the world mfs still won’t approve me Kause of credit


bitchy, wine drinking cunt logging off


I’m so glad I could give my mom this gift. Super grateful


Nigga wanna impress me buy me a chain with my name on it


lemme do, what your last girl couldn't


As Twilight talk say “can I ask you question??” I know say Nkwasiasem edey follow am


I want a gay boy bestie


I regret not going to the lucky daye concert


Not me folding and putting laundry away. It’s giving productivity


My snap keeps giving me memories of the whole enchilada and omg I’m so sad I didn’t get to go this year


Ayo them pictures be catching me off guard every single time


Life just ain’t been the same since gas was .99 cents a gallon


work is deff flying by today.


Some man has his feet on the bus seats. No shoes or socks on. Big crusty toe nails, I feel SICK!


Happy birthday @user hope you had an amazing one!


we don’t get tired we get money


L S Better Come On Before I Just Go Home


This Fool Said I Sound Like A Man


When I was a silly teenager, I would do teenager things and my family used to say "do you think your dumb friends are going to be there for you when your older?!" And I can hand on heart say, 20 years later (!) they most definitely are


Tuesdays evenings are my fav cause all my shows come on Monday nights so I be having a lot to catch up on


milo haven’t cried all day but im at wrk being a simp


i can’t believe my cramps is this bad


Got some slots for more emotes on twitch …. Ideas ideas….


I have no followers here, so I know no one is listening. I just want to say how deeply sad I am that my husband’s aunt just passed away from Coronavirus. She caught it in a brief stay at nursing home in Long Island, NY where she also broke her hip sending her to the hospital.


11:11 ticket info for bts’ europe dates


I don’t care what kind of mood I’m in I GOT TO MAKE ME SOME MONEY


I ain’t gon beast no more if it’s real it’ll be back


R.i.p. to my biggest opp


If it was up to Netflix South Africa’s Twitter acc, FK would already be renewed


I can’t stop thinking about that chicken and rice I had at work last night


2nd dose complete. Did not cure diabetes.


The James Webb telescope images are mind blowing. My favorite class in college was Astronomy. In honor of my ol' astronomy professor, I'm gonna break down some of my favorite fun facts about the Hubble / Webb telecopes


can’t wait to watch notting hill na sinuggest niya


Pass her to my team 2?


offline fansign today


Really struggling to sleep.... ,


Gul keeps making me change my dp


terribles pizzitas me mande


I am making my students draw pictures of the heart on a virtual whiteboard. What is this life.


I’m not “when you feel like it” type either get it together or just leave me tf alone


"It took four years for me to fall in love with him. It only took four pages to stop." I MISS THIS


Nothing kicks in the weight loss motivation like getting bad blood work. Let's do this dieting shit


i’m getting catcalled by an old lady on fb. what’s going on??


I’m on demon time baby don’t stall me out


$SPY four steps backward and one step forward all year and Bulls still post shit like this … the Spyders are headed to 380


I want tacos but I want a chopped beef sandwich as well.


I hope I gt with this job


Somebody really made a fake IG of me & only fans w/ my pictures. Everybody keep sending it to me. I’m pissed.


The lyrid meteor shower is beautiful


New scoreboard


Can we start tracking how much time is wasted discussing nerd culture in official meetings, and then agree we should stop?


I’m rewatching KUWTK and Bruce was such a dick when transitioning into Caitlyn and right after


My lil sister is hilarious


Wow ... 25 Saturday


Nudes on the iPhone 11 doe


I tried a new flavor of bang today.... and OOOOOOOF. It. Is. Delicious.


Brand new theHunter Classic video in the making


jenn is the largest maya stan I wish every director appreciated their actors like she does


Think it might be offside though


No1 I'm waiting @BTS_twt


Why y’all ain’t tell me how good the wings are from Chef Bobby D’s?! My Lord


Martin really just said I was Tobi


Toodles Dese Nuts In Yo Mouth Ho


Hella nervous about tomorrow


I wanted my baby to have an advent calendar, but I haven’t ran across any yet. Or maybe I’m not looking.


R.I.P., Eddie!! The world has lost a legendary talent!!


O snap I’m on my professional profile


Everybody plays a fool sometiiimes


You gotta cuss me out a little for me to listen


I need to up my game and stop looking like a bum.


Had to tell Fenway I’ll see her later


Just imagine if they got the next round of checks out


I’m runnin outta time


Drop your arsd ill hype it


Wow. After 2 months, I did a home workout today. Great job me


who’s excited for tour?!


People making fun of my laugh just makes me not wanna laugh. Be careful


My brother moved back in w his baby mama and I ain’t heard from the nigga since


Thank you to whoever at Apple had to fix the iOS 16 thumbnail extension bug where some apps’ extensions were never called. Latest iPadOS Beta fixes it in all apps where we saw the problem. Would be fascinated to know the root cause.


Clear skin, healthy hair & straight teeth...coming soon


Took the day off and Did some adult shit today..bought a new tire and oil change w/full tire rotation


<— need : un tacos


Laiyah is so smart & cute it makes my heart melt


yes i truly believe that religions should be allowed to be questioned (or even made fun of) if they don't make any sense to the majority of people outside their circles ― after all there isn't that much difference between religions and mere cults


Suppose to be on vacation but here I am just closing my laptop since I opened it up around midday


what’s a drug that helps you gain weight?? not weed!!!!


1st day exam na


Not very funny Mother Nature, it's snowing here in northern Ohio.


Bitch I am sooo tired. My other job is so mentally exhausting. I need a drink.


i had less than three hours of sleep. Good luck to me


I love pretty bitches that don’t be on no weird or hating shit, y’all my favorite


Remember when leggings under a dress were THE fashion statement


If you can reply to this that means i have a crush on you


Tonight stream should be consist of It Takes Two with @user around 10pm EST!! Watch us kick butt or get our butt kicked!!


Times like this, I wish Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders teamed up


I hope I’m at least 1 or 2 cm dilated when I go to my appointment next week. Get this show started Baby E


I haven't hit the gym since last March


Thanks for 420 followers love y'all


Omo wetin dey occur? England wan wound us oh


I weigh 123 right now and my goal is to be at a solid 125


please give me all the patience this next week


Ladies if God was taking women with 15 bodies n under n the Devil was takin women with 15+ where y’all going


Seb going to make chicken spaghetti tonight. If I have food poisoning tomorrow. You know why!


what if you… listened to bts when bts speak on bts matters…


16 cities set homicide records in 2021? I’m shocked. Who could’ve foreseen such things?


ion talk to bd cause I’m not a bm ion got time for them childish bitter games .. getchu nigga


Craving a hot tamale, or a dozen


Today is just, not in my favor at all


Wake up tomorrow and choose, success


minha hearder


The most fun app to use in crypto is @user and it's not particularly close If you're not signed up yet, what are you waiting for? If you're on it, drop me your username below and I'll follow you


I want a bob but a long one w/ soft curls


Currently holding: $STRN $NUKK $IGEX $MRAI $CYN $DPW


Mapeh feeling major moments


Omo who has set fpl lemme see


moots, drop you bday and your fave brad character so I make an edit for it and post it on that day. I wanna be nice


Apparently Discovery+ is equal to buying your wife Beats headphones


I hate when couples that live together claim they single


Whole Squad down. Now we can loot them.


Jazmine Sullivans response to my response was perfect


Absolutely mental how one of the biggest parts of the Benn & Eubank legacy is that their sons will now face off. Still can’t believe it


Fun new fact! I was originally gonna name myself Jimmy but that’s the name of one of my mom’s exes.


I just bent the block all the bitches wanna biaaa


i wish sugar mamas were real


I don’t need a nigga but its a lovely feeling to have one a REAL ONE at that


Who is selling $LPI on a day like this!!


I had to wait almost 2 hours to speak to a customer service representative and when they finally answered the call kept cutting off


I think in general I’m wiser than a person at my age!


Tonight got me 2nd thought about moving back home


my flight is 5am and when I get to the hotel I’m going straight to the SPA as I deserve which good little bitch is having the privilege of covering for another man touch my body with a oily massage? send $150 to your goddess, loser


The second ranboo turns 18 he immediately starts gambling Hope the Lord saves him


Hopefully herro bounces back next year


loving the queen vibes


My family is having a convo in the living room and I come out my room thinking they’re arguing. Mexicans always speak in such an angry tone


it’s always “you got niggas” instead of “I’m ya nigga” like put your fucking foot down moe


I can be your worst nightmare or your best dream


I admire the relationship that my mom has with my Aunty and I personally wish I could have that lol sigh


Wooo chile I had a dream about Pooh Shiesty last night


Seeing #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce at a local non-profit theater tonight!! So excited


Also got floor seats for my parents and they are so happy to see Los Bukis. Who wants to come with me so I don’t have to 5th wheel?


Just when I least expect it, up pops the darkness of depression just to remind me I’ll never be free of it. God give me the strength to see through this storm, & the next & the next. “Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.”


so annoying when someone doesn’t add my ktn


I love #TheWitcher game


So my kids have been doing virtual learning since school started. We had hybrid choice here. Their choices to stay home. Now my freshman supposedly HAS to physically go take some damned EOC test at a school where there are many Covid-19 cases, and we are PISSED


Many people who are neurodiverse are known for their honesty. Good work #GraceTame


Praying none of y’all come home to caldo


Ok... This was the fastest January ever!


Abeg wetin Slimcase dey sing?


Listening to sad music while reading old messages I'm in a self destructive mood


I gotta make it to heaven; I’m goin thru hell


ana ghaltana begad like you’re coldness is shit and you’re shit


Not doing too bad for bog roll at the mo but just ran out of hand wash & still waiting for soap to be delivered, so using Lynx shower gel in the meantime but at least it’s sports blast & not Africa


i wnt a ice cold pickle


Yooo business was booming today


I can’t believe it, me: a person under 30 who did absolutely nothing did NOT get Forbes 30 Under 30


I watched Dune


I am Woolmay Mayden !


when I’m not in class no one messages me, but when I’m in a very important lecture I get over 80 notifications


I would risk it all for one of my granny’s buttermilk biscuits just one last time. and by all I mean some digestive complications because my 35 year old body doesn’t process gluten the same anymore


Obibini no come play


The old me is never coming back


I rewrote a ton of stuff in galeforce recently and now the game is full of bugs :( i want to work on content for the mod, not this


Nun wanted some rotel but I don’t got all the stuff to make it


Ambition and drive sexy as heck. & don’t let her go to the gym without asking


i ALWAYS know who my real friends are & iknw when a mf just cool


Just cleaned my fireplace


Her: YOU AIN'T SHIT!! Work: All essential employees must report to work. Well guess who is at work....


Having leftovers that aren't yours hit different


Malcolm Call Your Wife Already


December be like September


Just paid R1000 for a new passport and I'm sick.


when people ask you a question but they don’t listen to your answer


Keeping your protein intake up


I just want a natural sew in


Why is a man in grey sweats so intoxicating


mongolian sounds fire rn


We need a @MariahScientist appreciation day cuz my gawd the lord took his time


I keep my read receipt on so a mf know exactly what time I didn’t give AF


Ughh my face is breaking out


Ppl are so fckn annoying


Giving away my brother who wants him...


okay heae me out but a @user & @thisisLANY collab would slap


my mommy made me a wall decor and it’s soooo cute


My 7 yo read a Tintin in English the other day (all the ones we have are in French, which he doesn't read yet). He now says "good heavens!" and "crumbs!"


/ sneaking out of work 5 minutes early, i’m so bad


Men need mental and emotional support too, not just pussy!


Start your day with some good music, I think it'll be good^^ Have a nice day everyone!!


The noice cancellation on the AirPod pros is crazy


I hate when visitors park in the front like you don’t fckn live here ! Park your ass on the back row


I want you to know that I'm anti social on social media


Shit getting so aggravating


Y’all are not readyyy for White Aura’s fall drop!!!


I accomplished a lot today even though I wasn’t feeling up to it. I’d call that a win.


Had to turn on the A/C today…I thought I was done with that for the year


Nothing like a triple whammy of irritating adult responsibilities to deal with on a Tuesday evening


Power out means no studio


Por mais Trips assim


, lmmfaoooooo i want a good as salad or some chipotle


I gotta lift at the gym tomorrow after this meal


Deep wave wig or knotless braids for my family reunion trip to Atlanta?


gyunight


Who thinks I should make porn?


No any plans for tomorrow. No birthday celebrations nothing nothing for the first time ever in my life lol. But Alhamdulillah for being alive and healthy it's all that matters.


The only people the #Fulani can make war with and conquer is the Hausas As for igbos and the yorubas none of us we ceed an inch of our land to them Remember igbos are known for the 1929 Aba war and the 1967 Biafran that lasted for 3yrs. We are capacitated


Can't believe i watched two movies since 7pm, and actually finished them


bitches making jokes about feet pics but we wanna see them


this mf that keeps parking in my moms drive way boutta get towed cus he wanna be funny


My house gon be littttyyyy this weekend my cousin coming down


Cheney says Trump called one of her witnesses in the last week. Oops.


pussy so fat you can see it from the back ..


Fresh prince got me crying rn


I'm bathed and shaved...... Let your predictive text finish the sentence. I'm bathed and shaved it up to the end of the road....


We’re so short staffed that I’m basically about to go from PRN to full time hours with another part time job and school


I don’t believe in No Nut November. This isn’t Lent… keep that nut cummin!!


From videos I've seen and comments I've read online, omo Maguire should be stripped of the captaincy and Fernandes be made the new captain, and he (Maguire) should be loaned to New Castle to help them avoid relegation


jus had a mental breakdown


I haven’t had cable since 2016 and I think I’m bout to get some


Why am I still in the work gc for a job I don’t even have anymore


these announcers breathing loud as hell


I’m sooooo anti winter wonderland (Hyde park) . The videos look even worst


#GqeberhaTheEmpire is enjoyable Just bored by the screen divide


I’m down like 1000 points this year, but it’s comeback season on god


Surround yourself with muthafuckas who genuinely want to see you grow & win in life


hey guys! i’m gonna be streaming stardew tonight at 8pm! BUT BEFORE THAT, go follow @user on twitch! he’s one follower away from affiliate and does amazing streams and we should all give him all the hype


1-0 to the arsenal


When They Pay Double The Price, Cause Its Worth It


A bit miffed we have to wait TWO whole weeks for this stuff pack when it's usually only one. But ok. Now let's just hope there is another update before then with some new swatches or something. *hoping*


Played #NFFC but I’m having kittens here wife has booked me for swearing


There’s nothing better then fresh clean bedsheets


so I got sorted again and apparently my hogwarts class is Ravenclaw


"6 feet babe! Fuck me on the X!" -A couple of pervy ass no masker freaks in line behind me at the Dollar General


It is so freaking beautiful outside


UHH SO I JUST WOKE UP,,, where can I read the extras on vol45?


I’m about to take my first EXAM (not just a little old quiz) in stats and I am about to vomit all over the place. Math is not my thing and I’m so nervous


Bees man


$CMI increased its dividend by 8.3%


Sky's @aTomClarke meets a team of researchers who are using genetic insights from the pandemic to develop new drugs to tackle severe lung inflammation. This is how they are doing it


I've predicted that wannie gang will acting up


Today we hate on Argentina again


Toma I love you I love you so so so much we all love & miss you so


GAYS! SUMMER AINT OVER YET! CHROMATICA REMIXES HAS JUST LANDED


Mfs be asking “how’s the music going” and never actually take Time out to listen


pirate king vai chegar a 1M de likes


don’t forget that the night is still young and my curiouscat is still operational.


Does anyone else think Josh Hawley is just a little too excited about child porn?


Seems like it’s gonna be another sleepless night after a 2-hour nap earlier


Trying to stay woke


My nigga B was definition of what grind is


Not Ethan saying he cried at big hero 6.


Called Dominoes and they know my order


Well I managed to get another Joshi attire done and sent to it's requester for them to share soon. I have no idea how the Joshi CAW community do what they do. Those attires are all nightmares even the easy one


The thing about NFTs is that sometimes you get a free airdrop and sell for 30 SOL. Only to have the floor turn to 150 SOL a few days later


I want a man to cook for me buy me stuff , clothes, jewelry, car , house…wassgood? Holla back at me .


Been on Hinge for YEARS and the first time someone talks to me he starts asking for Instagram, snap, ect


Yeah I’m bouta take myself to the movies one of these days


Why are girls so into Katie McGrath!? *watches Supergirl Ooooh...


Daghe’s shoe game


I feel for some curry beef and that I shall make


As per usual, twt cutting the quality of my videos. I hate you twt. Facebook doesnt do this


every time some bad happen to me , my life seems to upgrade


i am soooo burnt out covering for this job so glad imma be done today and back to my normal job tmr


I don’t want to see this conversation in my archive and I don’t want to clear it too


The kid next door has been counting down to my birthday. Every morning he reminds me that it's coming and verifies the number of days left. I think he's more excited about it than my own kid.


Woo!! Almost time for Nintendo direct


Don't stop growing. Increase your appetite and want more, don't be too quick to get satisfied.


got my invisalign my. teeth. hurt.


what color should i wrap my tesla?


Pretty bummed. Was hoping to make significant progress on my @user 818 during the holiday break. But I’ve been sick since Christmas night


“Pose ideas for your next beach trip”


I’ve been getting a lot of deja vu lately


My New Years was looking living roomish to me either way it goes cus I was not going anywhere anyways


I’m so happy with this sketch , but I can’t post it or the final painting cause it’s a surprise for oomf


George Santos is a


Whenever Zayn is offline, Lana Del Rey is on. On, in my ears, my heart & my soul. Queen L. Del Rey


my philosophy teacher said my essay was one of the best he's ever read


Accidentally bought some caps with axial leads instead of radial... now I have to wait for the correct ones to ship


I haven’t seen a mustang in days…. God is good


My mom going to forever come through for me.


Ahh my girls


Mamba mentality always and Forever


Lmaooo the Astro players really didn't show up cause they didn't wanna get booed


A whale`s penis is called a dork.!


I’ve been trying to keep my grades 95% or higher so that when I inevitably give up these next few weeks that I still get a good enough GPA...now when I really don’t feel like doing discussion posts, I just won’t


In 2 days ill be married for a year


New cases in India have remained at just 12 in 24hrs so far! This is the lowest in the past week. Hopefully this downtrend remains


Once I hit 100k I think ima invest in real estate or something


Friday gonna be dope


Was at 203 lbs last friday, today came in at 198


I lost my diary...


mans almost lost a limb for a toy laptop


2min so cute :”(


I mind the business that pays me and that’s my mf own


Dewsbury-Hall worldie performance and wears back boots


Morning people , in my lifetime Liverpool have been in 14 European finals 9 champions league and 4 uefa cups winning 6 and 3 meaning winning one every 5 years of my life on average, I bet the other top 5 teams haven’t been in 14 between them all in that time , European royalty


Whose idea is it to change the like button and view counter position


Hello Winners


I don't summit to Royalty lol


I can't stop sneezing today maybe I'm coming down with a cold idk!


tapeworm is trending


Trent man


Gemini szn starts tomorrow


Stay the course..


Paulie is back


It is very little you will see me give a fuck about


Fucckkkkkkkkk nursing school


I can’t help but feel SO grateful for all of the people i’ve met and the memories i’ve made in the last year


Who knew the hardest part of deciding on a video doorbell would be trying to find the fucking doorbell transformer


State of pepe


You do u I do me we won’t do each other . Probably


*shuns almost everyone* why does nobody ever want to talk to me


SMITHS


Veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy frustrated


just walked into a door


In twitter jail again- I swear I dint do nuffin!!! Set up by the Deep State


no need for coffee i am fueled by pure stress


When Crime360 is on but you want to be active


Na unemployed and tech people dey full Twitter night there's nothing u can tell me


queria comer lanche de shopping


hi guys just wanted to say before november ends that all of you are amazing and valid thanks


The Wednesday dance trend on tiktok is a blessing


at this point, i’m staying inside for New Years. everybody is sick


How can @FCBarcelona be preaching "Stop the invasion in Ukraine" and aired a live invasion on @realmadrid yesterday. Double standard everywhere.


can’t believe i’m still gonna be at work when the update drops


How do you expect a reaction from someone who looks through your bullshit.


Distance will pass, and i will hug you soon.


No more best friends for me. I’ll take a regular friend tho


you really gonna believe that you saw my tweet even tho you don’t follow. that’s kinda strange right


A&B's taco pizza is the best because it doesn't have tomatoes


Are all the cicadas gone after the storm last night?


Silly silly girl


“Life is amazing. And then it's awful. And then it's amazing again. And in between the amazing and awful it's ordinary and mundane and routine. " (continued)


Folks like I can’t believe our government would do that


it IS a group song


Is your cucci good enough to make her buy you brunch? If not, then we can’t be friends.


What if someone told you we’d beat united 9-0 over two games in the league this season


feeling cold ? you should skip Skip ? yes Skip what ? bruh go use a jump rope


The theme song for KC Undercover is a banger ngl


Why don't those NHS diversity chiefs give some of their wages to the doctors/nurses?


I blocked that Nota guy


I started playing BE at the clinic and I meet a army! I finally have a army friend in my hometown!


On a solange binge


Mac & Jaliyah was doing so good


Today is a good soothing day


All white AF1’s gotta be the greatest shoe ever. Cuz that’s all these kids want right now. Shit crazy.


Most people never train their hands or wrists directly. Have you been typing a lot? Gripping a pen / pencil tight? Carrying heavy things? Consider these five exercises : - Join articulations - Wrist circles - Forearm stretch - Wrist presses - Finger presses Modify as needed


I guess I should prepare for the worse


can't believe I will miss the bts unplugged because of my exam


Just got first win of the season with my fave bois @user and @user and my KD is above 1. Now to keep it that way.


I think imma go see Zola tonight


thank god quackity is back to not minecraft seriously liked that shit he did on facebook trolling as a mom or something - dr dre eminem roleplay


remember when white americans were first pretending that iran was gonna start a "ww3" and then they made memes about it while their and EU politicians sanctioned iran causing people to suffer and Now that iranian women are fighting, the same ppl forgot the country exists


Coffee cubes and sweeten almond milk…


Yea I’m making a roast today


Ever since I first heard Calling my phone it’s really been on repeat 100x a day for me. It’s the lyrics, sheshhh & that beat


Since @ManUtd play at #theatreofdreams, could @MarcusRashford also give the government some advice on funding for the arts


I enjoy da thrill of the chase


Day party’s all summer forget the night life


A lot of fuckery going on


See, before I 'napped', I was to eat, but then sleep happened, now it's midnight and hunger won't let me be. Legale ka rona ga re ba monono, let me go do the things


Nicki Minaj//Save me


A degree is better than 1 billion


I’m not gonna lie I love nasty shit, so it’s like in need a man nasty as me if not nastier!


Probably not gonna be able to make it to escape


Kinda wanna go bald & get a finger wave


I love that some ppl on the tl has fell asleep during the watch party but here I am with a messed up sleep schedule, wide awake during it


Yeah I’m stinky


ladies who knows how to roll locs in retwist, who? I want to


San's voice in The Letter has a death grip on me


Miguel right now wants...


my ex of 6 days broke up with me and i found out he was cheating


It’s been 3 years since I’ve done psychedelics and I think it’s time we meet again


Who wants to see some more feet content ? X


just had a panic attack cause my engine light wasn’t turning off


rip pharah mains if 3-2-1 becomes a thing and she has to potentially go against 3 hitscans at once


Rice is bluddy expensive. £16.50 for Basmati rice


Just got confirmation my first blog post of 2023 is gonna be an author interview


Just say y’all pick & choose


Adulthood so damn ghetto!


LOS has been blinking red in our modem for the past days since we got our electricity back, is there some way to resolve this issue fast @user


i love clothes so much omg


My skin itch now


i feel like i’m the only person who still does their brows with dip brow


Mfs really get mad when you put respect on your name and know your worth


hands itchin to draw Lucathy


Just realized I didn’t tweet enough about csm today


Not even me heating up soup by this time,but itz is what itz is. I go do 5 squat later


I would love to start a book journal for next year


It’s not a voice it’s a violin


I could’ve been packing for Mexico rn


Dtb been the mentality since day 1


We just had a great shoot omg


That she stays in shimmering evening gowns while lounging at home is why I love MC. The opulence


took my cans in & got $14


My mani and pedi came out


there is so much sadness in the world. it’s hard not to feel weighed down by all the heaviness and the darkness.


So, what makes a good nft project now a days?


No summer hiatus here! New features made available to all customers in August


can’t wait to feel the FL heat this weekend


That video of the news reporter laughing at a pig named Chris P. Bacon will forever be funny as fuck


Y’all ever tried Hennessy in hot chocolate don’t knock it until you try it


BUY NOW. PAY LATER with shop pay at check out


Rest well great grandma Sadie


i love the focus mode bc nothing gets through


My mama said to let her know what night I want her to cook biscuits and gravy, and I can’t wait.


Know ya worth..


Somehow playing games with subtitles (specifically Prey) is somehow more terrifying bc you can actually read what all the side dialogue is instead of hearing in faintly in the background and it's just like


day 1 of quitting nic


ang cute nung google purple heart thingy


Every nigga different don’t take yo frustration out on me cause what yo ex did


My birthday needs to hurry and get here


im ready for a mini me


Ion even wanna take pictures no more , ion even wanna eat or do anything cause I’m hurt and Mfs out living they best life


do people still have house phones?


When you wake up from the nap and you still sad


Idk what I doing w my life


Na when I need ya help I dey turn to generator but remember say I no whine you when you needed my help


my mom just left and i already miss her


I went to sleep a little earlier lastnight & been so much more productive today


Never thought I’d love TJ Maxx as much as I do


Hate it when the dudes at autozone don’t give me their discount. Now I gotta make sure I wear the same fit as the other times


11 days until i turn 27


also pls be wary of ur so called “bestfriends” cuz the stories ive heard


Superb refereeing in the Man City game that


Idk if I want pizza , soul food, or Panda Express & it’s making me mad


Se me quemaron los muffins


I wanna make a daily makato acc


If you didn’t take a refund at the end of last season why you taking one now


Steph the playmakerrrrrrrr


I never realized how deep and raspy Will Arnett’s flipping voice is. Anyway, I guess that slouchbag @eddieliuwho has good taste in podcasts


if you don’t want me then don’t talk to meeeeeee


That iMac chin though! #AppleEvent


I have baby fever that needs to go away


Not after I just paid to get the hair follicles ripped out my ass … my period decided to come on


Pro tip if you know someone who has eating disorder commenting on their the food choices and size is stupid. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.


not a good look for the brands that are sliding in my inbox with email marketing for father’s day yet have been awfully silent about black lives matter.


I’m really upset about my jacket... why they make it red with white leather sleeves... & why did I like enough to buy it


Watching Spenser Confidential strictly for @Winston_Duke


Now come ride this Dick cause it’s yours


Feeling a lil extra dumb today I keep stuttering on these calls mannn


Please stop requesting money from me like I’m a Chase ATM… Please and Thank You


five nights at freddy’s + clash royal qui revient, 2014/16 vibes j’adore


It’s not safe outside…..


These TOTY challenges are gonna be the death of me just for me to pull Jessie Bates


I done worked very holiday weekend and you had the audacity to think I’m working my birthday weekend too ? Ho boo tf out my face


what did pami do


man this boy at Popeyes just came to the window while I’m in the car with my bf and said “ damn hey to you too “ like boy wtf I don’t even know you


three quizzes today lmao, wish me luck i’m actually scared


I think i’ll settle for Taco Tuesday & a daiquiri from Fat Tuesday


I hate liars. Literally my biggest pet peeve. Lie right to my face


why am i so bad at managing my money


Which sub is going to step up to serve this evening then! Master is around for a while


Finished up a coffee with @user Talked about the Spatial Web, AR and VR. Cool


I should get a good dash cam so I can document every time I stall and miss a gear while learning manual


I only worked half a day today and before I got out I texted my husband that I was craving wings. I came home to wings from ATL


We hit 1,000 followers on Instagram!!! Thank you all so so much for the support over there, as well as putting up with all my ridiculous Instagram stories


Bayern lead 2-1!


When he glows after y’all break up ohhhhh I was the problem


Good morning, 4 days we wrap 2022 out


Xbox Game Pass is crazy. I can't believe it's real. So many gems.


Only issue…I have to shave


Stuck on the side of the road for the third time in two days


Played Liya birthday on the pick 3.... it cam out 519 instead of 319


I want to try doing a wash and go today but ngiyanqena


NEVER SEEN THIS MUCH RUN TO RUN INCONSISTENCY IN THE MODELS.....THROW THEM OUT


Since you bad hoe come catch him if you can


Idk if this is a mood swing or if I’m actually pissed off


embarrassing myself at the mcdonald's drive thru


someone get me the other 3 toys from mcdonald’s


PSA: doe/fe unaligned non-binary folks are beautiful


I'm going for an early morning run tomorrow for the first time in the longest. Excited and nervous for it ngl


SIZZZ, 6 CHARTS PA


Cell phones nowadays have super high quality cameras and nobody has caught a ufo sighting?


hour break be going by entirely too fast


I’m in the mood to disturb all my friends tonight


addicted to the pain but now I’m goin cold turkey


My phone is like a huge distraction


u bitches wanna be me so bad


- "How your dick hanging? - "Low, I hope."


Also, I can hear again. We thank God for private healthcare but also save our NHS, I don’t have money like that


The Senate is investigating concert tickets… Priorities.


Herrera with this united team in the midfield with an armband would have been just picture perfect. #MUFC I just miss him. And I remember Ole let him go.


just got home, had a nice productive day


I hate making 50+ phone calls a day to land maybe 2 jobs. But a youngin bout my paper


‘take care sayang love you’ is on trending but.. where’s my sayang


Today I am grateful for sunshine and above freezing temperatures!


God punish you @RealBetis


Gotta catch myself sometimes i don't like what i be on


rin acting so cocky i m about to beat that bitch up


Y’all ain’t hot?


danny calling arin baby bear