You think I give a flying FUK who likes me? LMFAOOOOOOO #DropAMFTear


I know you dog h*es back in style


The Republicans and conservatives are going to #AbolishTheFBI / #DefundTheFBI? I'm still waiting for them to abolish "Obama Care," defund Planned Parenthood, drain "The Swamp," enforce/abolish Section 230, cut spending... ... Oh, you swear you'll do it this time? Oh, okay.


quit playing and let’s open up a box together


Everybody pressed about some “presidential election” but we just gonna ignore the fact that the #ClevelandBrowns didn’t make any trades at the deadline ?? Y’all gotta get your priorities straight!


Breaking: #Coinbase Wallet will no longer support #XRP as of December 5th, 2022


Whoever is VforPurscoo on #Valorant, you’ve been reported.


My Chanel shoes came today


I mean I'm not sure if she likes me or not I said hello recently and she just stared at me Awwwkard


I played #HalfLifeAlyx so much in the past two days, that I instinctively thought about pointing my hand at the blue LED on my TV in the dark to yank the item there to me. I also think there's a headcrab somewhere in my room, hope its Lamar


bye nap it’s been real


should prolly listen to the new 18v but tbh haven’t really been listening to metalcore at all


them: mtn dew is so bad for you.. me: that toxic ass nigga bad for you


One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble, I don't know about humble but certainly hard


I can’t be in silence anymore a month ago I lost my 2nd mom. I miss her


It’s so hot out today that Shrek is in my pants arguing over who’s swamp this is


Walking out of the hospital for my first vacation since January.


I just did a mini unfollow spree and unfollowed accounts I didn’t recognize or are inactive to clear up my tl a bit. if I unfollowed you and you wanna be moots again reply to this tweet


All of my career, I’ve been told networking is everything. Although I agree with that to an extent, I want to take that one step further. Relationships...everything is about relationships. It isn’t so much about who I know, but how I treat them and how they treat me


Two statements made to me by a conservative neighbour: "Trudeau isn't doing enough to manage the economy and to end the pandemic. We need a stronger leader." "Poilievre is going to reduce the size of government, get rid of mandates, and put us back in control of our lives"


making fun of tommys posture is body shaming so don’t do it


It's hard but goodnight I guess :/ No one texted me but nevermind...


My problem is I tell people ima call them back and call back 2 weeks later


XXL mag cover wasn’t the same after Uzi, Chief, Kodak, and 21


Dropping Another Video Tomorrow Get My Last Video To 10RT


caf playing Summer Walker


Want my clit sucked on like a lollipop


I used my new 20lb weighted blanket for the first time and now I need somebody to help get it off me so I won't be stuck on my couch for all eternity


Why am I literally explaining how strong water currents are to this girl


I just got so annoyed..


Anyone else raging that we’re gonna be stuck with just another Tory Knob head for prime minister? It should be put to the public to vote someone in or even better a general election to get rid of the whole corrupt bunch of Tory wankers!! Things won’t change with this lot!


O my gawd I didn't expect to get so many likes on my last post


I’ve seen guys talk about “Quality over quantity” but be curving a solid girl for a set of hoes


FIRST DAY NA-LATE PA


One thing about me…I will keep the fuck out of lowkey


Bismillah win win win


Mfs who get frustrated easily are funnyyyy to watch. They ass get frustrated at EVERYTHING.


And if it smell like water fuck it I’ll kiss it to sleep


I won't be able to watch our game against Burnley, but maybe that's a good thing. We usually win when I don't, and I can't cope with the pressure that comes with it. Hopefully Salah scores another


I love conversation hearts they’re my favorite candy


Just now remembering that my sister never gave me my Christmas present


had a therapy session & filled out Emeri’s daycare paper work


why do y'all act like #that when you see darkskin women in blonde hair


One thing about us is, we don’t play about our customer service


I’m geeked now it’s Mexican restaurant time


i wanna sleep..i slept for only an hour


Thinking of “An E doesn’t scare me.” @StephanieJBlock this evening. Happy day to you and your husbando!


Bearphoria will be deadphoria soon..atleast acc to be analysis..enjoy for now


Yes, I would love a slice of WAP! That's warm apple pie, right?


Finally im gonna get a day off… in 5 days


Broooooo I’m so hungry


Those are some weird terms and conditions. Do they do that for every pre-save?


Why did nobody tell me The Queen's Gambit was good? Episode 3 and hooked


Samsung better fix up with all these apps crashing @user


yall ever get reminded of shit u wish u never remembered?! LMAO SAMEEEE


Gotta respect the alts that are holding up during this carnage in the market....... $EVMOS $PYR


My appetite is annoying the crap out of me lately. Hungry but not really wanting to eat anything


It’s the Synch & Wolverine show tomorrow. sorry not sorry


peter ya sigue a chenetflix en ig


Is $AAPL really repurchasing at these levels?


$25 video chats dm me if interested


Yes Don Goodman referencing that game


Look at all these middle class influencers saying that they trust our gov*rnment with handling the pandemic


i was shamelessly looking at cute lingerie last night and now i’m getting all kinds of ads for it. the temptation is real


Lesson #5: “Life can still be messy and worth living.” Just because things crumble before you, doesn’t mean it’s over. It just means you get to rebuild yourself to who you’ve always been meant to be


Where have you been toru


LRT: I usually prefer JP dub, but I really like these voices


11:11 healing, genuine love & happiness


im too young to b saying fuck love


There's a few clowns regretting their lifestyle choices this morning all because of racism. Get what they deserve in the coming days. Even saw 1 prick try to justify it as it was only Morelos hes racist towards. Sad that 100s of sectarian posts are still being ignored by police


Dear Lord I pray and hope You bless me and my siblings abundantly for our parents very very soon


Swung $MSFT ER , fucking guidance call


Life is amazing... it is what it should be


Made a pot of coffee then I freaked it


Somebody literally praying on my down fall bruh


y’all so thirsty on this app


Craving a delicious salty buttery soft Wetzels pretzel rn with a side of nacho cheese and a frozen pink lemonade


sorry, I'm likely to be quiet this week and I don't think I'll stream. I lost my gran to covid yesterday so safe to say it's been a rough weekend. see you guys soon


Drop the addy an tell a bitch nigga to pull up


won 6 gift vouchers today sa matching matching na game ni credit card


my back my grandmother keep asking what i take like boo that medicine ain’t working


Belgium vs France in the championship!! Belgium taking it


Skete Davidson caused my favorite duo to breakup.


I have such a bad habit of biting the inside of my cheek and i never notice im doing it until every so often i do it TOO much and then my mouth tastes like blood


Don’t regret anything I did now, I at least knew what I was giving and offering was genuine. Not just anyone can get that version of me


Okay, just finished le bazar de la charité... gonna learn french now


i feel bad for sainz and hamilton


I want to watch Cheer Up for Gyuri but is it bad that I don't want to see her with a love interest


Count the cost.


Manchester united should sell Mctominay has nothing to offer


Had my first Russian class tonight and the professor played Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake throughout


Friday night cypher


People love me and they hate me at the same time


No moaning space today?


Load of new sweats have arrived.


She said I fumbled but I knew it wasn’t going to work based on his Spotify playlists


Idk what it is about a man in a hat and a hoodie


If I was a bitch about my money, I would make this drive out Baltimore


Almost 600 words


i just joined twt and i dont know what to do


I’m excited for the future


Can you imagine seeing a full moon in a place with little to no light pollution?


Modern warfare downloading.


My photos will be on billboards in Time Square and Center City in Philly one day


To all y’all that’s pushing for Obama and Biden prison sentence... don’t hold your breath


I NEED to get back home. Seriously can't wait to get back


This is so Major >< thank you @PolarisPrize for the nomination


"I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi." -Joe Biden


Only Tsimikas and matip had a decent game,everyone else was shite. Shitty put six past these shower of shite two days ago


When do teams come for Monte?


// /tp people who will give me interactions on my pvffy, gbh, and skcppy account


GoodMorning stink


Finding new music that resonates with YOUR SOUL is the real gem


Dunno why feel like extra tired today. My last night call not that bad pun, but i feel super exhausted now and i feel like having ice cream


My project Rock shoes just came


BRB later perhaps. Going to eat roast duck with veg and home made Dauphinoise potatoes.


Since there’s no episode to predict the outcome before tonight’s game we’re gonna go Boston in 6 and Golden State in 6. Who y’all got


I’m glad sans and komaeda finally reunite on the switch


Rejecting a job offer with a reasonable bag as a black child feels so damn wrong. But ey, gotta prioritize my studies. I've come to far to compromise them, especially with Wits giving us work this much.


The joys of being able to work from home


Happy kaykos bday nako with my family


This month is more profitable than the Holiday season and I’ve not done any promo


Make em wonder bitch


Good to see #WWERaw has turned into the show 'Jackass' ..... THIS IS NOT PRO WRESTLING!


Just made these birthday shirts


she was everything real in a world of make-believe Gm


some armys finally seeing the light... "why is it always them" oh u know why


goodmorniiing besties


Sameh tweeting about me airing but did she double text me? Nooooo


my onesie finally coming in handy


I ain’t gonna lie I want that shit to be true


I see a op and I’m firing


LOL Christians really hate it when you call out their mega church disgusting shit. I used to go to church. A popular mega one in my area. They had a new stage set every 3 wks and 10 flat screen tvs. GREEEED FACTORY. Ppl took out 2nd mortgages to pay for this shut and bragged


If your problem na money try Dey thank God Some people get problems wey money no fit solve


This weather and my back pain make it so hard to get up in the morning


I have weekend holiday-let guests lined up all the way to Xmas @BorisJohnson Multigenerational family groups of 20 celebrating birthdays & reunions. YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE THIS ILLEGAL?!? But they can all pop to the local restaurant to eat together? HAVE YOU GONE FUCKING MAD?


just watched the beast titan episode w my irls


Who did we prefer ? #RHONJ


I can’t believe y’all seriously hiring folks just for vals? That’s sick honestly!! Well.. I’ll be doing 20% discount though


Just image getting punished for not being a good girl .. it makes me wet just thinking about it


Been talking about credit so much my phone changed fuck to FICO.


I hate the fact that SA doesn't have any inside Basketball gyms unless u pay


Got me some papusas


Cleaned my home office keyboard. Was absolutely boggin, can well believe there's more germs than on a lavvy seat


Sanches


JoJo’s music has the BEST melodies


Who thought that buying a top CDM would make us a better team eh


Curious Would people be interested in watching me waste multiple hours in MMOs i enjoy on Twitch??


Each and every moment happens for a reason, that moment might be painful today,but someday it will be the reason for your happines


Fulton County already reviewing one of my job applications that I put in last week


Thank you to @user and everyone else who shared links to reputable charities to support those who’s lives have been negatively impacted by the hurricane. I’ll be looking into the best rated charity to repost in case anyone else would like to & is able to contribute.


Cleaning my sisters house so she can give me her clothes


Aw Last Day of June is free with Prime games! Highly recommend playing that one for those of you that have Prime, it's such a sweet little story


The appointment opened up


I got paid + I got my tax back. That's going towards moving out.


wait we're posting selfies for nonbinary people day


Sorry.. I'm a bit of a grammer tankie LOL


$SHLL still steady growth. Merger will take this stock to the moon


I would truly love some tacos rn


It’s the friends GC for me


In the last week the @USPS has lost or at least not scanned in roughly 150 packages my company has shipped. Of course I have 0 recourse because even though they have scanned the acceptance form, the system shows that I never gave them the package. Thousands of dollars gone


jst finished my first meeting got 2 friends


hmm dia 12 to d folga


i really really really hope it's just takemichi's vision.. or if it's not, then i hope an ambulance arrives quickly


Rate my new header guys!


Seasons 1-2 of #VanHelsing: “Oh you were attached to that character and think you know them? Good.”


I have bought so many Christmas presents already and it honestly feels so good to be this organised


what a turn of events! looks like i’ll be personally relating to RED (taylor’s version) after all


You won't find nobody that can love you like I love you


my bipolar ass wants to hit someone but I'm gonna regret it afterwards.


I’m officially going to the next confetti show


Project Z outfit is gonna be


Hashu is one of my favourites to win #TheCircle - he is such a lovely fun guy but he is playing the game brilliantly as Syed


Birthday shananiganz start tonight at midnight.


What an adorable child


$AMC Just hold, no buying, no pfof, then they dont have money to attack us and we rise.


Flashbacks of that bomb head he gives me


Metroid Dread finally canon after like 15 years and I’m


I barely talk to anyone anymore, i be in my own lil zone fr.


My laptop chose today of all days to mess up


thought I had a wild mouse in my room but I was just a ginormous cockroach man


Either my mind is the problem, or @AmazonKindle is addictive as f


i want to go on genshin dates w someone rn


NWTS and that’s okay


"i like your kuromi bag," "thanks i love kuromi!" "i see people make those sanrio bouquets but i have no one to give one to" he said. proceeds to stare me in the eyes "uh, yeah those are cute"


I like to send my bikini pics to all of my boyfriends and see what response I like the best to decide which one I wanna talk to for the day


Imma thirst on Twitter to procrastinate


bitches be like “i aint toxic” but proceed on dragging other unproblematic artists


I don’t know where Linnet got this cake for me, but it’s the best I’ve tasted


i think i’m pretty enough to live my dream


Back in Deutschland & happy 420


A couple days ago I was talking to my mom and I said it hurt to lay straight on my back and she said “good I don’t want you on your back anyway” and I was lost for words. She needs Jesus


Please. If you're at the gym, and coughing up a storm PLEASE put a mask on, just don't do cardio, or go home and rest. That shit makes my anxiety skyrocket.


Just saying it straight - “19 year old kids, with the weight of the nation on their shoulders, being abused by a bunch of fat, sweaty, racist yobs with the weight of twenty years of doner kebabs on their flabby man-tits.” Ladies & Gentleman, Mr. Jonathan Pie.


Almost forgot how much I loved yibo ... Ooops


Goood morningggg Beautiful people!


The USA U19 team has been dominating the competition at the World Cup so far. • defeated Italy 96-37 • defeated Australia 99-59 • defeated Egypt 97-36


How in the world will you leave all other meat but decide to eat freaking dog meat


I vlogged my vacation and it’s 30 mins long


i cant get over how gas is $6.00… rip to the days when i could get a full tank for $50


Ke Happy


Zane and I are the biggest cornballs and I love it!


boy makes me feel sad so what am i doing? blasting lm5 at 1 am


Big Dick, Big Dick...How long can you last in that juicy Coochie ?


Say one thing slick I make yo dawg ass sit BITCH


Can’t believe I’m going to court for 6k


less than a year driving and I already got into a car accident, and my car got broken into


I’m excited to see my man’s trey start


There's no such thing as smoke too much unless you look burnt out


is it normal to have a mental breakdown about college at least once a week? asking for a friend


Certified Black Hemp Farmer Under 25


I want a female friend to damn it


Booked a flight to Seattle next week and it’s pouring the whole time I’m there


HAPPY BIRTHDAY @user DU GEILE SCHNIDDE


No, Sony Michel Will Not Be The Miami Dolphins Next Ricky Williams. Take That Fucking Jersey # Off


I don’t know what people was taking about with #AvatarTheWayOfWater because that movie was amazing


when we get to the sex innuendo song in my high school musical


she’s not dead #ElizabethII


a high ass Tuesday


#Stationhead Monbebes & Wenees, @user is On Air


My toxic trait is I’ll order something and want it at my house the next day


I know y’all eyes be hurting with them big ass lashes on...that’s why ya blinking so much, we know. It’s ok


#Eurovision once again not making any sense


re: LRT, I plan to sign up! Keeping my fic idea secret isn't that hard, seeing as I do not use my social media to socialize


PFFFFF thought I was talking to this normal boy right... turns out he’s half italian


Them: *tips one doll hair* “My dik is pretty hard rn” ??? Ok


men can die


Feeling a bit of relief that this big unexpected prob arose but solved at the same time. I really do not have a clue of what is coming next for me, myself, and I. I want to make my dreams come true


I’m super sad


Some start to the season for Ballyclare Comrades. Love to see it. Some analyst they have down there obviously


Licking your fingers when youve sanitised and then eaten is not a good idea


Cr7, Lebron & Rafa still on top despite their age, always my examples which shows that humility and love for work always pays off. CHAMPS


The Realest Thing A Person Can Do Is Put Somebody In A a Place To Make Some M O N E Y


Be concerned about your ph balance not about my tweets


I really should start eating more than once a day


Hey, at least now we might be able to get Barr fired


The new term at UWI begins in just over 2 weeks and I have no clue what's going on with the internship!


Fuck be wrong with y’all bitches stop sending me shit for I make MUK AIR YALL RS .


Made in Lagos has spent 60 days in TOP 10 UK APPLE MUSIC and still charting...NO AFRICAN ALBUM HAS DONE IT. ..NA WIZKID GET UK DON'T TEST HIM


bruh wtf maybe i shouldnt have played apex mobile lmfao now i cant aim for shit on console and i cannot move to save my life


It’s crazy how so many dancers departed from gagas team yet the issue hasn’t been taken care of


thinking i'll treat myself tonight to speedy's


Why didn’t anyone put me on sons of anarchy sooner?


I like when men compliment my toes and nails


Bad start


Need some peanut butter


3 of my ex’s said my hair looked good, should i just get back with all of em?


All I know is Queen Elizabeth would most definitely die in my lifetime


Harry Kane is yet to score a goal at the World Cup hahaha world class striker


This whole adult thing is hardd broo, I don’t want it


2nd flat viewing tomorrow, bless up let’s hope it’s nice


Soft tops have a special place in my heart


Haven’t been feeling safe about going to the gym right now but I think I’ll do a little workout later at home because god dammit I’m having a good day.


Everyone needs to watch Big Boys on All 4. It was bloody brilliant


Im lost for words


me, on public transport, reading r18 books on my phone with the brightness all the way up:


Can’t be having those thick American pancakes, got to be a crepe. Got a belter vegan recipe too


I really wish I had more girl friends that would be down to go on vacation with me so I’m not the only girl


Jimin will be watching all top 10 series on netlfix meaning he'll watch nevertheless meaning he's supporting soljiwan too


Bitch don’t try to be in my face when I’m winning


i just tried crumbl cookies for the first time today and that shit was nasty


I love that "Hot girl shit" is back.


Hello @user are you able to ask the product people if the MY23 RAV4 comes with the following? "In addition, a function has been added that can record front and rear camera images while driving to an SD card inserted in the digital inner mirror." Taken from Japanese site


Yall better show love and subscribe too


$AAPL the amount of call contracts that have been coming in on this on a daily basis is absurd. Novice retail ‘yolo’ calls will ironically end up hurting Apple when the time comes.


Oh FFS Stirling !! Again


They don’t know I got stone island draws


i like lions


My boys have a cold


House sitting for my Uncle for a week, and have no one with me


Boy, you got me hooked onto something….


the fact that as kids, we used to start the day with pancakes and syrup which is quite literally just carbs and sugar is wild. anyway, started today with a short stack.


7 years since our last league hat trick


Just listened JENNIE - SOLO & just @ygent_official needs to let the girls write their own lyrics.


We, @user have been working hard to organise our events for next year in celebration of Scotland's rock art, and the work done by our amazing community teams, as it is the last year of the project! Keep reading...


Planning a baby shower is like planning a wedding now days.


whoever keeps trying to hack into literally everything on my phone.. pls stop


brb finished demons slayer


ctfu naw that aint it


lrt that autistic feel when any sign of joy you had was considered inconvenient or weird and u had to smush it down and u can’t let urself be happy anymore lmfao


The pain after getting your lips done when they start to swell


nothing come out my mouth more than “weird ass bitch” cus why you act like that


How come I wake up tired even when I go to bed early? Wais that one about?


Nonton business proposal kena second lead syndrome


y’all choke timbs?


First half over, lot better than Saturday. Bit like going to a nightclub in the 80s, promising early on but let’s wait and see what happens at the end


We in the hills mama


i wanted to get breakfast from different spot today and NONE of the places i had in mind are open or have dine-in


i thought i was trippin but this guy is cooking outside at the library in what appears to be an instant pot…it smells good, might ask for a plate


What content do u post on that only friends item


Love how it 15 degrees Celsius and I’m still wearing my tata jacket


Thought Maradona was in hospital and not scoring for Liverpool tonight


Sassie graduated from hair school today . Congratulations


Is it any new Niggas dropping this summer


such a w lets go, new pack


Fuck today is slow on Chaturbate


Biocomputers


I need to watch Fire Force & Black Clover


Just finished S.1-S.3 @goliathtv on Primevideo. If u havnt seen it & liked Ozark or Fargo u will like. It’s quirky & Billybob Thornton is


We’ll just pretend I wasn’t supposed to see @lukecombs today


I wonder what is the smallest (not necessarily practical or useful) that a ship could be and still reliably launch and recover an aircraft. Like assume you were going to build a micro-carrier that could only carry one VTOL plane.


The ballet dancer urge to clap after/at everything


ok NEED ADVICE i have 80 pulls left, 40 pity on weapon banner, i can either try weapon banner up to first pity for homa or keep going on character and maybe get more thomas on the way, need help advice tips


can’t wait to sleep like a baby


I have to talk to my mom the way she talks to me and that’s thru being disrespectful and talking to her like a child


I am working 5 doubles between now and Sunday, rip to my sanity


I’m really making these 5 classes work with a full time work week, idk how but I’m making it happen


why sam go me in line for a white guy named mat


I been studying since 4 .


I’m planning to go live on Chaturbate a couple times the week before Christmas! So if you miss my live shows make sure you stop by and throw some tokens at me


Whoever manages to cuff me, just know you will be blessed beyond measure, because I'm definitely worth it


Yeah i guess I’m going to work for my birthday


Finally got a new mf job


I feel like I was robbed fr


Different Women Bring Out Different Results In A Man Stop Saying Men Ain’t Shit


I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the Holy Spirit was just as active when you planned that thing in the first place as they are now. You don’t need to change everything last minute.


I knew they were going to pick Harry to share the reward


Kinda excited that I joined this ball team


I am so sick I lost my glasses. Like SUPER DUPER SICK


I wanna stop eating this bad ass food it’s so hard


NGL, in desperate need of that splash


why da fuck my sound on my fake Instagram ain’t working lol


Shutang allergy ‘to.


My fupa will be on the road this year


I ain't tryna sign no lease I'm just gon' make him my home


If you not in my close friends on IG, then you really missing out


I never thought I’d get here but I still haven’t listened to the album


Charlotte we lit this weekend


all the kpop stans showing up to wdws tour


how have vowels made their way into my thesis gtfo


Hope y’all keeping up , we bout to die & be in full chaos mode bc the rich people need to get richer . It’s fuck everyone & everything but their money


Boii today rough…. But me rougher


I'm going to be planning a discord watch party of my first playthru of Mass Effect exclusive for my subs. They are so excited and I'm even more excited to give them another monthly bonus


correct ga om type chesi project start chese time ke e wifi disturbances vachi chastai


Don’t fear sh!t we been sh!t no kizzzy


finally got paid for the first time in a month i am no longer a broke bitch


Fuck it I’ll go to SD to see bad bunny


My spec is competent men. I like men who don't need me or other women to get shit done


We really don’t have the type of time mfs think we have to play the type of games mfs wanna play BUT live how you want


it’s 2.22am and i need to wake up in four hours but guess who can’t sleep


I voted for the first time in my life today..and I got the sticker to prove it


my spotify playlists all being deftones, sonic youth and grimes hah


i have pics of the hot senior


i love being at home.. where my mom cooks for me everyday


If you don’t like dark humor we can’t be friends cause one thing about me ima laugh, y’all be to sensitive


Real Madrid playing the 3-5-2 formation, with Rudiger, Alaba, militao In defense! My lord.


Can i get 900 by midnight


So y’all want 87,000 pencil pushers pullin pistols.


Looking forward to tomorrow but not looking forward to arsenal getting a beating from Man City, just hope we draw or win


some of mv reactors thought that BOY is produced by teddy because of the beats in the chorus


Hull losing 7 nil at half time against Wigan


September 1st I can quit my job and do graphics full time from the comforts of home


bruh i wanna see rl grime so bad


Love how you brush away my worries


finally gettin treated for adhd!!! no more raw doggin life!!! W


I miss my friend Courtney so damn much


Ain’t no cap in me


First thing my roommate has said to me “I saw your big three in your bio… and wow. Im also a Gemini.” Y’all think we’re gonna be besties? She has a Pisces moon and cancer rising


Someone go to Home Depot for me and see if they got any pileas in the garden center


Sheeshhhhhh. @user and @user betta show out with these 5A Region honors!!


He about to block me lmaooo


Quarantine brough the me the breath of fresh air that I needed. So many life changes that I’m thankful for


“I really hate my life, sorry if I'm feeling myself, back in the day I used to feel like killing myself. Cut a couple people off, did that shit for my health, I hope that one day I can find myself.”


Ether than "it's not my business" it was too much


I gotta find some of that Taylor Port wine before this weekend come


Emerson is so bipolar Are you a good or bad player bruv?????


dying for some arroz con abichuela con pollo frito w salad and fritoz


Oh happy daaaayyyysss


i look like a FOOL


Taejin month accompanied with 2 weeks of school break and christmas songs in the church


I’ve had to deal with something everyday since being out of the office


I just randomly opened #Netflix and a movie called #Incantation appeared on my face. I know, I'm drawing these concept to myself and I'm happy with it


Running with a mask is just not it


I wanna nigga that make me feel pretty


I’m slowly getting used to this pink hair


First day of full workforce. Ubos na parking as of 6:30am


Great 90 mins. Next up City


getting ah job is mandatory


gonna be at Big House this weekend lmk if you're going and wanna say hi and run some games


my torso is so short, everything eventually becomes highwaisted


andrew neil


Wawww incroyable


White toes get chose for sho!


Missed @bas other worldly music


I really don’t understand the complete hatred and bashing of @Rudolph2Mason


At the end, Mallam Nasir Elrufai and labor leaders will still end up in dialogue and negotiating table. But sometimes you just need to stand your ground


making arroz caldo for the first time, it's already not like my moms


Nothing sup Everywhere good


God gave me all the signs today


ecosphere will never have the same impact datura did.


Wat is dit Ajax ?


Jacksonville here I come! I’m so excited


Don’t tell me you proud of me, you gotta Prada me, you gotta spend dat shit !


any moots that watch loud who are ur biases


Tonight I sleep....tomorrow game on!!!


Not having to work retail for 2 days is going to be so good for my brain


I went and got copies of my house key made on Saturday and Timmy went and got copies made today for their new house and tell me why we picked the exact same keys out for eachother and had to trade.


I ate thinking it might help make me feel a little better , yeah that didn’t help


Apartment booked in #RochesterMN for January 2021! One more step towards the beginning of this post-doc


all morning I been thinking about this man and last night ... whew


hello? does someone here know how to fix a dumb and numb boyfriend? i’d like @user to be fixed. if there’s none, who buys a malfunctioning boyfriend here? I HATE YOU P’SING


Chanyeol's taste in Music


better call Saul!! Wow


Sb tell KD cut this shit off


“What if Jackie does the top friends thing and I’m on the bottom?”


Ya’ll @user really bout have me on everybody’s hate list … I’ma be nice I’m not gon say no names


We got fully approved for the new apartment and move in July 14th


Celtics Freedom jerseys are gonna be hot!


This girl thought she was gone beat my ass in my own place pshh the only mf that’s gone be uncomfortable in here is u


Not weighing myself til my next doc appt middle of December


Currently on a tall ladder...hanging curtains...listening to Christmas music. None of which makes any sense...


Little miss cuts her blisters off with a pair of scissors


Threw up my dinner


would it be sexy if my to knock myself unconscious haha


600 calories today…. Slowly. Going down.


Listening to my boyfriend do Spanish homework.. and it’s getting hot in here


Today eh play it hot


New #BetterCallSaul time!


My mind really drive it’s self like tesla


Niggas PLS change the battery in your smoke detectors


Anyone notice how 48 Laws of Power is one of the basic go-to books smart-dumb niggas love to cite as if they're now on some higher plane of intellectualism because of it


A/C went out again so this is gonna be me again tonight:


× : Would anyone wanna banter?


My skin on my shoulders is peeling... feeling kinda white


Me when shotas


I think I'm ready to add my new name to my profile


Haven't had a decent night's sleep in 4 weeks. Tired is an over statement


i haven’t bought tickets for black panther 2 yet and i already have the outfit ready


so what was worse? the got finale or the supernatural finale?


Mad day really a thing


Methods GOING, CPN’S GOING, allat! I got it all


Imagine being in your 50’s & finding out your parent killed a kid 45 years ago


i’ll treat you rite bbq


Overnight oats prep time


Forever the friend that has to take the front facing selfie for the group Bc I got the longest arms


#MUFC have to be the most wasteful team in the PL ... Should be 5 or 6


#England Maguire on a wavy run into the box What the F do I do now he thinks Shoots as hard as I can Nearly hits the corner flag Stick to heading Harry


It’s the “I like your energy” for me


only in chapter 19 of « Ugly Love » and this book is so so good !!! I want a Miles in my life


Fixed my car that had no AC just for my apartment not to have it


I know I’m a Gem you gotta treat me like it


Better stay away from political and religious bigots. If and only if you want to live long. Those people don't mind stabbing you for their Prophet(s).


Free customer brings in free customer @user


I woke up with rain outside... so sleepy...


remembering the time i pretended to have read s&b/soc and acted excited for the show 3 days before it dropped and then not making it past the first episode


I’m on a 15 win streak on wordle, I’m about a damn near genius


World domination


Finally making a vision board one month in


This guy had messaged me on IG asking to see me and I never responded. Later I watched his story and he messaged me “don’t watch my stories since you didn’t wanna see me”


Look at my face bro! That 12 in 1 shampoo doing me wonders


So @NatWestBusiness don’t know from their own systems who and why our accounts have been locked and so far it’s 2 days. Trying to run a business without access to bank account is not helping. Tomorrow is pay day and they suggest just paying from my personal account.


I just got in my car and started screaming


I love saying “sorry your card got declined” to couples Bc of their face expressions and then saying just kidding


I reheated some food in the microwave, and after im finished I realized the container said " Do not microwave" Wonderful


I still don’t have a clue what I wanna wear for my birthday


got my brows done, a pedicure & my hair done... who's passenger seat am I sitting in


i’ll b back l8r


Watching Trolls 2 with the girls


Ahhh so embarrassed? I don't know if the girl (pronouns unknown) cashier at Michael's was flirting with me? I don't even know how old they are... They were like "you must be a pretty cool teacher if you have pink and purple hair" and I went into bashful stutter mode


How is it already 01:30


$BMY, an excellent company in which is on my watchlist. Current Price: $56.75 52/wk High: $68.34 52/wk Low: $42.48 Read the thread below for full breakdown!


This Wayfair stuff is absolutely crazy


if you do not like trying new things we will not work


This is a poetry moment The only opponent is the voice from within The vertigo brings the spin


mittyouuuu


I’m never ordering using Uber eats again. This like the third time I’ve waited over an hour for my damn food. And then they never wanna give you a refund


"Please take it easy its my first time" buh you don chaw 2 full Hollandia yoghurt


the only thing keeping me going right now is the fact that i’m seeing the pilots in 13 days


Not the BTS overtaking my fyp. Hahahaha.


Huns you know when you throw hints at guys but they don't get it? Yo we act dumb on purpose to push ya'll to tell us straight up or we just avoiding ya'll


This the type shit. Bitches love to type shit


When it’s past 5 and no body is leaving the office, but since you the last one to come in everyday you can’t quite leave yet lmao can one person just go home already so I can leave too


Told you hoes u gotta respect me


guys @theblackwidow comes out the day after my birthday


Big soccer game, lots of interest, a win needed to advance … oh yeah. Denmark vs Australia Wednesday. I think other games might be played as well, not sure.


6… yea imma just go head and chalk it up no shot she goes for 0 ast in the second half


I'll never understand why people post more pics of their pets than themselves on a dating website...


I need a nap. But I'm waiting on a delivery I need to sign for.


A Creed III they betnot be playing


Grateful to be in the NFT space this year! It's been amazing. Let's all keep pushing forward


Bella don finally drop am


Don't play w/me play with ya kids


feeling oddly comforted by my inability to decide on an outfit, for i'm just too excited over many of the options


Disney+ is going to be wonderful, very chuffed with our purchase


If you’re not using a cash back/rewards card when you buy gas (and anything else), you’re really cheating yourself. I’m collecting that 3% every time!


It’s like, everytime her snap score goes up after she left me on open... so does her body count


But why it’s cold tho


YB and @iamkevingates should make another song together


I won’t speak on it but major moves. Can’t wait


i’m just chillin in cedar rapids


PSPlus just getting free money from me I ain’t play the game in weeks


The shawty I’m in love with better than all these hoes


disrespect me in the sheets not the streets


I hope we get a seating chart and breakdown of vip and regular pricing before the sales start


It's been a while since I listened to Mereba.


can’t we just go back to march 2020


Can someone actually end the world? I’m tired of hearing about it every other week... thanks


hais 4-0 whyyyy


Wow no Smart or Horford . Next man up


I love Kash and Destiny. Those are truly my sisters


this feels like the simmer premier all over again @user @user #petalsforarmor #deadhorse


waiting for this response is the absolute worst rn


I really need Bobrisky to be part of the next season of #YoungFamousAndAfrican We need a real billionaire to show up and explain us how to spend money


18 credit hours.. this is no walk in the park


Serena Williams is still just one short of Margaret Court's record... But what is stopping her from winning that elusive 24th Grand Slam?


Took my heart, you left me scarred


i love sending people astrology things that show up on my timeline…. like stfu i was thinking about you and your placements when i saw this tweet just accept the compliment


My doctor overheard me say that I wanted to go ice skating this weekend.. he was not fond about it. Then I refused to use stirrups to hold a patient’s leg during a delivery and would rather hold it myself, he was also not fond of it


nyc rap is up rn and I can’t even go to a function


from priv to a bns acc


I’m gonna have to ring re-sized again. Last year the lady told me my shit was a 7, then when I got the ring, I had to get it sized down to a 6, and now it’s loose again


I was wearing mallmains in front of the bad bitches


Why is the devil trynna root against me and my bday plans


Goddamn it, back in november I found an account with the best Hannigram fan arts and now I can't find it anywhere


#tellonym ameen wyach


Just like death , I don’t happen twice


$70 t-shirts are so fucking stupid...so don’t spill shit on me


Just downloaded my ‘travel’ Covid pass


I really still can’t believe that dike ass bitch exactly why


We can just end this right now lol


when a nîgga ni kicked n sucked your whole body literally it’s like ion gaf who he fw lmao kiss my shit


I’m getting better at maintaining composure in the dream realm and it’s benefiting me in the waking state as well. I’m so excited to fly again


It's this coat I'm thinking about ordering


Atleti and Barca lost


Wish me luck sa Interview sa TUP


My eye twitching super hard


I rather shoot my shot for IG than twitter


Oatmeal ain’t shit without fruit though


Pakistan cricket team


ik i did this a while ago, but i got new moots…so, who would like to be in my future carrd? drop ur dn!


Sushant's Justice cannot be denied so Centre NOD To PatnaHC 4 SSR


600 likes for another #Robux code today!


My biggest mistakes in life I ever made was not buying Bitcoin when it was at $10 a share in 2013!


When *that* music starts on #GBBO - it kills me


Yes we all get tired of working but like there's pros and cons to everything in this life and with the amount of differences we hav...I have no choice but to work for myself. k. bye


Y’all Chuck really don’t be having time for the bullshit he be fed tf up okay


The post man just gave us our neighbors post???? It’s not like you can clearly see our house number on our porch or anything


Not only is there a big buzz in me excited to get back playing in a club but the thought of an afters with the decks out and no worry of the plod turning up is easily as exciting


Was watching a movie and the dude said you will be working directly under me to the lady, my mind work wonders


3 more weeks till I cry my heart out


“Make music” they said. “It’ll be fun”... they said


But I’m an adult so I don’t have a damn choice


Seven days until I turn 30!


I forgave myself for my mistakes along time ago. So bringing up old flaws no longer hurts or angers me. If anything it displays my growth and motivates me to keep going. I’m no longer consumed by pass failures. Just inspired to keep progressing


man they hate the dodgers


Don’t let these slimy democrats who’ve backed the blue all along take a victory lap for social justice


if you ever want to have an out of body experience while driving just listen to In the Light by Led Zeppelin


Bring me all the kpop pages I’ll ratio them all


I'm going to drop something tonight or tomorrow, but the thing is...no I'll whine about it when it drops, because hihi


goodluck to meh


$DKNG biggest fucking bag. Fuck!


Be good to the people who are there for you, they deserve it. Ulitin ko, be good!


Se for crime amar, me prendam por favor


First day back in the gym that shit hurt


Ion know how i got this cold


Depression hits different when you’re depressed


i love claudia mili


Working on a revamp for @user


This new twitter app layout is so bad.


// guys who wants to plot


guessing i just need reassurance from the usual self


What an amazing woman @user is- Derek’s story puts everything into perspective and I hope anyone who tries to deny covid watches #FindingDerek


I’m not in the right mental space i need chocolate


When I get fully vaccinated, I'M STILL GONNA WEAR MY MASK. There's no fucking way I'm taking them off until at least 2024. Plus I have already spent a fortune on them.


Large, fearsome werewolf on the HUNT ... for a laundry basket at Ikea aha.


I feel like I’m the only one getting excited over apple air tags. Although a pack of 4 for 99£ is a rip off. I’ll be buying just the one thanks


WHAT IS #CHAINLUNK ? I heard this tech is pretty secure and decentralozed. AnYoNe cOnFiRm ?


guess who got elysia on the starter banner


The fact that my granddad has to be in the hospital alone sucks


comic relief side characters are always my favorite so imagine my heart break when i saw what happened to Sasha and then Connie.


I love CHEETO PUFFS. They have became my favorite CHIP…


Gotta go for a quick jog before my game


When you out there choosing make sure you choose the realest and not the baddest female out there


I literally have nothinggg to do on my phone. At this point I’m just holding it n staring at it.


Self inflicted torture you don’t have to ask


I can't believe I loaded up my fic like I was actually going to write then ended up watching 3 hours worth of Prince of Tennis.


You can't tell me there's no Creator(s) bc how could 2/22/2022 fall on a Tuesday at random. Someone has a humor is all


#workingfromhome Day 1: Wrap Up i work w/data & often have 3 or 4 programs up at once. my work screen is 42", but at home, i'm on a SurfacePro. the reduction in screen real estate has been brutal, but the work environment has been AWESOME as i actually do like my family.


Came home to some cake from Sammys


Y’all focused on the wrong shit that’s why you can’t see your way


Every Starbucks I go, they don’t have any cups


kulitan gaming wt u a while ago


DC series crossovers is what I live for.


Bruh who 26 on the Hawks


Done with my presentation @user summer institute.


Seems Ive aged a day. ...


I been drinking a lot, and I’ve been thinkin bout you


gonna pretend im not seeing my tl until its Morning morning


it's already 2 month. thank you for being mine


Death is closer than you think.. just keep peace and love.


It’s a roulette of who’s getting cursed out today


my joonie


What’s up with @user Can’t get it working at allll


I’ve decided, next purchase, a decent gaming monitor. Now to find one within budget


twice song recs pls


#YiyeonDay is just around the corner.


Salmon & boiled eggs for dinner


changes r good


So proud of myself & my breastfeeding journey so far. Donating 300 oz of breast milk to a baby in need


so happy Mac Miller got justice ! it gives me hope Lil Peep will too


Homestretch


The urge to be caged, called a cuck and worship some musky horsecocks.


Anywhos.. get y'all tickets & shirts for #NoTimeToWaist today at HALO Ultra Lounge !


Mason: You must know pigs, as well as you know people. Hannibal: I do know pigs. Why is he so f*cking funny, I can't.


Hate staying on the 3rd floor


I’m inside and I can still feel the heat


If it ride or die never let the bond


Well we’ve got diogoal Jota


My quarterly tweet on Twitter. Whoops.


When you watch a 40 eps c-drama and the mains just dies at the end


I don't get why Tae's team won the last game in today's run episode. My sister and I were absolutely sure they lost


I love my mother wit her locs she so pretty I’m glade she got them back


Not slay this sem. Pero hoping for high Grades.


No masks needed at the airport is amazing, it shows our progress with COVID


AWB missing his man.


feels like nightmare


#Taproot LOCKED IN


Who wants a new follower this evening


Im so excited to see my best friend soon


jac looks a bit distraught tonight


let’s have a good day everybody


ATL BOUNDDDD


Who needs Tierney


bro im convinced my dad's cousin actually wants my dad to die at this point


NOW Anyone have anything encouraging to say to me? Cuz that would be wonderful


Who wanna bless up with the NBA League pass


Life’s crooked, yeah I’m stampin dat


why the fuck is it still over 80 degrees in November


I said Play with my pussy, but don’t play with my emotions”


Obama 8 years passed too fast bruh.


If you got a problem wit me do sum bout it or deal wit it SIMPLE.


So… The kids in South Korea are skipping their lunches to avoid taking off their masks. Let that sink in. I checked into an Maryland Eastern Shore hotel last night wearing a mask and some dude did the ‘Cough Cough’ as I walked by. 1.1 is coming in November & has no booster.


i get second hand embarrassment seeing moots rt their own tweets on their own accs


Do we really need to know whats happening in someone else’s life ? Who’s watching these mini vlogs


Anyone wanna fuel my coffee addiction and become my coffee sub ?


doing nails is so therapeutic for me


Them assholes mad at the verdict going around shooting children.


I had to cancel a dentist appointment yesterday. Their site has all their covid protections listed, but b/c I thought they were outdated (they were) I called and they refused to answer if staff there are masking like the site says. Just “we’re following cdc guidelines.”


The family have put Eastenders on


Nothing like spending Christmas in the hospital with my second ever seizure


To see you . To feel you . It calms me . It cures me


We need the @Senators jersey release on Twitter. I don’t live in Ottawa!


#YourChildhoodWasLitIf you wore hot pants and drank coffee in the 6th grade.


Yo this pre-workout is making feel weird


oh yay... kamala cop harris and tough on crime joe


What a save by Crosby


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Please send good vibes. We just sent out our first big corporate gifting quote for the season. About three weeks later than usual, but please can this be the start of it.


back in school fall 21 ?


The gothic steampunk outfit I got planned


Cant smoke my opps cuz they don’t be preshha


Just drop my left AirPod in my tea


She spreading rumors ? Oh well I am glad at least she is spreading something besides her legs


Monster girls. . .


You got 64gb or less storage space? Backup on google photos at the end of every month and delete all the pictures you took for the month on your phone. Go to google photos whenever you need any shikena...Instead of deleting and deleting whenever you're low on space


Ima get my mom and Jailey a letter chain before I go down cause DeeDee aggy and it’s JaiMoneyyy birthday


You make me un poco loca


Sending Save The Dates out next week to put n*ggas on notice. I’m turning thir-ty and we bout to KICK IT so prepare ya liver!


tristw .


We will not know who the president is until days from now


NY is growing on me ..


I want mfs to think of me as if I was dead in my mfn casket ! 6ft under


$OPTI O/U 11.5 days before a random tour video gets posted


Charles de Gaulle blackmailing the USA which was blocking France's hold on Vietnam: If you are against us in Indochina, this could drive us into Soviet orbit. We [the French] do not want to become Communist but I hope you don't push us into it.


Did my grant presentation 2 hours ago, @user


Someone give me another sapphic ship to obsess over while Loba and Anita get their shit together, pls


Pulled my shoulder


i better not see any of my mutuals at this concert on Thursday


New yogurt obsession: @user


Some People are so disrespectful Ha Ha Ha Ha Actually, I am not laughing


Can’t wait to be like. I GOT MY MASTERS MOMMY


ay yo black businesses drop those links below, trying to get more to add to my list so i can share it with my boss after i finish cleaning! also, feel free to tag others! looking for anything and everything


It’s gotten to the point that when my hair grows out & my natural color shows I dislike it


i am a lilypad in the pond bc they seem cool


A soul can’t say they used me cause everything I do come from the heart


Well done @ManUtd - improvement on the last result


Had a dream that @user was my fairy god mother in this house was mine but apparently haunted? A little mad that my house is haunted, but I’ll roll with the fairy god mother


Kinda really hoping this presentation tomorrow doesn't show anything involving Urbosa so I can finally release this video instead of endlessly updating it


Just splurged at the pet store


I can’t be the only one with a kid who does the most 24/7. Driving me insane


Me *sees small spider 3ft away* *chooses to ignore it, looks away* *looks back, spider is gone* My immediate thought: it must be ON ME


I'M READY TO GET MY MF HAIR DONE


Hey @JetBlue thanks for enforcing masks on your flight, especially flying into the covid capital of the US (That’s sarcasm btw)


Got an interview with a major firm today, the world has been doing me favors lately


pablo just told the groupchat that i’m mentally unstable


And we will come back home And we will come back home Home, again!


the only good one i’ve seen is in Miami, like come back pls.


am i blind or is george not in mcc this month? but finally we have a ranboo mcc


Got allergy tested today and man i really just need to be in a bubble i guess lmfao 10 food allergies and 30 environmental allergies


my pfp vs my content is abt to create the most jarring juxtaposition


everything i came up on i did it myself , no momma or daddy money ! i’m the big dog of the family , ask anybody in my family they gone tell you i been dat , i been having , i been oms I BEEN HER


i just saw that i have $20 on cash app


Wtf both Kovacic and Ziyech out


It’s easy to lose weight but it’s hard to lose fat


All I know is never tell, and stay fly nigga.


My body hurtttttt


i can’t wait to hear harrys spanish speaking skills once he comes to mexico


Okay, peeps, I need some advice: I'm ready to cut the cable cord, but honestly, I'm kind of scared. I'm a TV baby, usually keeping it on in at least one room all day, so this is going to be quite the change. Has anyone else done this? Do you have a streaming service? Which one?


Imagine a defence that was perceived as dodgy pre Covid, playing with crowds, are now being exposed again. Take them out of the training ground environment …


The School of Architecture and Design @user is launching two online public lecture series exploring an intriguing range of key issues in contemporary architecture. Read more about the upcoming series, starting this week


Trying to build up my developer portfolio again. Probably gonna build a few app concepts that I’ve been sitting on first, but it might finally get to make the hockey website I’ve wanted to make for the last 3 years


When I get told yes it melts my heart


The NFL trade deadline has these teams going nuts


So Much Animosity Down My Timeline


One of my coworkers been missing since Friday..and no one knows where he is


In a good mood and ready to curate some PH education readings


I've been on a very weird phone call for almost an hour


I bought Elden ring a couple days ago and I can't stop playing it I already got like 60 hours in and I still got like 120 bosses left to beat lol I'm already thinking about my second playthrough with a different build after I beat the game its addicting


Shirt people with calling others kadogo, Toto


When I tell y’all I can’t get rid of my nephew nor brother. It’s gone be one of the other if not both attached to my hip!!!!


happy summer walker day


I want my shorty “UNINTERESTED”


So they cut all the times English speaking characters say "bastard" on Titanic, but leave in Fabrizio's Italian swear after he loses Tommy?


I wanna stay awake today and watch the sunrise


Lrt holy shit? That small animation in between is so cool, and and the way Dorores' lungs light up


#thejuiceshop never fails


i hope aerith d!3s i have edits planned in my head with this nice audio


Just casually met Kane Brown at Shake Shack


Already thinking about all the low vibrational plates ima be devouring for thanksgiving


The C I have in this class is such a STAIN on my GPA.


Fuming I’ve had to set my alarm every day of half term so far


As much as I hate shilling, ⋆ 𝓅𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 ⋆ share my stuff around in your fave pamp chats and interact with it (rt, <3s, etc) on here if you wanna see more! The numbers going up make my caveman brain go brrrr, and brrrrr makes more pamp media happen


#n Harry Potter 2 @TF1


papansin for 2days videoooW


PACKKKKK CAME IN BITCH


Having a SUV when gas prices are high AF is not fun at all, and on top working 50 miles away from home sucks assssssssss during these prices


what a finish by Ramos


i really don't care but i hope astros win again just to see them go full on power mode tmr


I don't even want to finish it, but there's still so many unwrapped things that I should see :(( NASASAKTAN AKO TALAGA NG LUBOS


I have sent out 8 Plays for tonight!! Still time to get them! Send a tip or get the required amount in the pinned tweet! We’re on fire the last few days don’t miss out! LETS CASH


And the way my man FUCK, can't even stand up And when he gets stiff it cum like TEN DICKS Take it through my hole right through my appendix I got a message Why dont y'all motherfuckers sit on this?


I wanna bless you not stress you


Niggaz a bless a chick foe they help they man


This wolfin shit ugly dab


Mood: I'm broke but I'm happy. I'm poor but I'm kind. I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah. I'm lost but I'm hopeful, baby. What it all comes down to is that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine.


I just de pity who go marry some of una


Cannot believe that I was decent at water pong at the party. Me?? With 5% athletic skills? Amazing, you love to see it.


I gave her my genshin uid


Why does Derek look confused over the Verviers


To those mfs that think it's funny to ice skate really close to someone who's struggling... I also find it funny af. Keep on keeping on


about to leave for work and it starts absolutely pouring buckets


Hun gary score but it's offside af


I need a new pinned since christmas is over


This girl tried to roll up with a grape swisher


Why do I have everyone’s atm cards


do not forget to put #TREASURE #트레저 @treasuremembers on your tweet plz


u lift my heart up, when the rest of me is down, u, u enchant me, even when u're not around


In the Video – External category, an Award of Distinction goes to Julia Amorim for Fechometal Reaching a New Audience Through Live Video.


grown-ups only say sorry when they get caught


My whole heart is literally in the bottm of my stomach


Only selfish people go to the quiet library to attend zoom meetings


She suck it out every time & it still tickle


$FSLY Tax selling isn’t over I see


How much quarantine weight have y’all gained?


U learn a lot about people when they don’t get wat they want from u.


In 2021 im at the doctors while in class. Multitasking at its finest


An advert popped up for a Slush Puppy Machine & I was very tempted until I saw how much salt you need to add to the ice -


it's so weird how in a couple of yrs we'll all be opening our snap memories to see stuff like "on this day u went into lockdown" and loads of saved quarantine memes n that


The biggest battles in your life produces your greatest breakthroughs. Thank you Jesus.


funny how my sis gets waitlisted at ucsb (my dream school in high school) and i got waitlisted at hers


I RT'd the correction.


I think today might be the day I panic attack and die


Hating Valentine’s Day while in a relationship is awfully conflicting


I just watch Abafundisi to see Bishop Maponga. Love listening to this man


Lottery on the way


I just took such cute pics of my hairy pussy in the sun outside


Nahhhhh I swear my dirty ass roommate can’t ever clean her hair out the shower it’s so fucking sick imma throw up


#Abandoned is almost here This is going to be a very interesting day I have 0% chance this will go over well Definitely hoping I'm WRONG


the first thing I’d say to owen when meeting: WAZOWW!!


The humidity in my room is 85%


let me go to this deli with my hat on


Who wants some help growing their YouTube / Twitter?


I still haven’t thanked @user for putting me on adios; those are my go to


See? My Sané theory works with almost everyone. Müller came as a sub and saved the day.


turns out chipotle and Blooms coffee within an hour of each other is not good for an 8-hour shift 3 down, 5 to go


Recording of the Today show failed. OTA signal was too weak.


cutest new oomf


Wow my bf really woke up 20 min before his time to get up to have sex


Call me anything but not “baby”, who is your baby!?


This week or next I start my hunt for a PS5. Wish me luck y'all


Haha my primogems


So annoying when l tell the truth


Might fuck around and release some new music tonight…


This pussy will always be a surprise


I want to open up my own problems to the people I love, but I don’t have the courage to say how I feel.


you owe Me $5 per inch of snow we get today


Hate I can’t go home this weekend. I know Mrs.Wanda’s party is going to be lit and Amber frying fish I’m sure.


i want a bad bunny pandora charm


Icing my momma UGGS


16 days till sc*rpio szn


People be like: Be multilingual its will ease your life. Vibhinn bashayein aati to hain Pan tyacha upyog fakt memes sathi Kartoe sadhya. Durust farmaya na


Will said staying at home is not for me, he thinks I’m going crazy


All my youngins TTG


thanks for a million followers


underground rappers who I listen to: @user @Pastoflocco @user You are all due to blow


Bitch sellin pussy talkin bout the grind don’t stop


I keep letting my guard down reading this manga!!


Friend dates are the best! I’m so excited to get ready


Imma just fake like this cat ran away to my roommate. There’s no way I keep cleaning up and she keep playin in the litter box getting that shit on my floor!!!!


Honestly the most exciting thing about this job is that it’s fully remote and pretty lowkey… Which means I’ll basically be getting paid to sit on my ass and stuff my face all day


Wishing @TigerWoods all the best after his car accident today.


somehow got a cut underneath my finger nail when i picked up my laptop


Follow us, We positive


Unfollowed all the hideous people at last phew


So who looting after trump win?


I got that water I got that water


jus got my invitation to Bri baby shower


Bout to take fat dabs and enjoy taco Tuesday with my brother


I didn't even know the IRA made tunes


Let’s smooch


renato sanches game changer


Y’all Ion get my ass ate was just curious asf


Loving all the stacked girls.


Everyday I think about being dommed by Robin


'Union Saint Go-leece'. Mother of god, poor Siobhan Madigan has just mutilated USG's name in the @drivetimerte sports bulletin...


I don’t mean it but I wanna hurt ya feelings right quick


drinking watermelon juice as a laxative


Don’t worry about fitting in when ur custom made


Non problematic people are my favorite


I said I wasn’t gonna spend any more money on clothes. Then BAM, my favorite lil boutique dropped more stuff


Ma ship na sana today


RIP TONY O #Lengend


Ohhh I will watch the new behind the scenes


My phone keeps telling me i have a notification for twitter but i dont and its bothering me


Fuck luv


How can a good day just switch to a bad night just like that


Me, seeing a tweet in the most current meme format for the first time: “Haha nice!” Scrolling down and seeing 50 more:


Soraya just told me she wants a little cousin so it’s up now!


4th years a charm…maybe


fk it aku makin benci manusia and never seen anymore


Giving is... 2 Corinthians 8:14-15 “At the present time, your surplus will meet their need, so that in turn their surplus will meet your need. Then there will be equality.” As it is written: “He who gathered much had no excess, and he who gathered little had no shortfall.”


My mans has my address on his amazon account and this dude be accidentally sending me 20 pound shit be fr


//my Internet isn't working properly so I'll be on and off until I fall asleep


Such a wonderful time at the @user launch tonight - it was great to see so many lovely faces & reconnect with the fabulous cohort of 2020


Donald Trump has the country at heart & yes he has a temper & he gets angry the same as I do. I am so ashamed of what Biden has done & what he has ruined & the jobs/people he has destroyed. Elan, Thank you for letting everyone back on Twitter so everyone can speak. Thank you


i need a filozen space where we all just appreciate nct


usually I say “no one better try something with me tonight “ lmaoo


My fam soon call the mental for me how I in here cackling


#ImDone enough is enough


Seeing people I don’t even talk to support me and people I considered friends do the opposite is really crazy


Giveon barely getting the attention he been deserved


If me and my girl end im starting an #onlyFans ...fuck this shit


im happy fuck what a bitch/nigga talmbout


Healthcare in the US is a fucking joke. @CoveredCA


stolen from tl<3 pronouns: she/her height: 5’5 shoe size: 10 zodiac sign: libra smoke: no tattoos: 0 piercings: 3 fav color: red fav drink: Dr pepper


Small video we want watch @user de make we clap saa


So are the clowns really back? Because if so... I really want to see one


my dreaming of david shirt finally came in the mail but it’s the wrong size


102 runs in 9 overs in the session. Frightening numbers


Well after 2 weeks on leave I make my return tonight! Kinda bittersweet


My biggest fear - All this time I've really just been a hypochondriac with psychosomatic symptoms That is part of the reason I'm afraid to go to the doc about my problems


Aw one of the faculty members at the school I’m at has on a pride mask, we love an accepting queen


Dame: Literally everyone in Portland and the surrounding area wanted Melo back.


$SPY I said 329-330 today


ok now that i have decided not to kms tomorrow i will catch up with enhypen


The bed’s definitely looking like a nest now, I’ll see if anyone else in the subsystem will come ahead and join me! We don’t usually have more than one of us fronting at a time though. -


MORNING. TIME TO CATCH UP ON ALL OF YESTERDAYS WORK


Made a big ol’ pot of beef stew


my hair is about to be purple which i’ve never done so i hope it turns out well


Sinsinati has dead?


We should retire 8/24 in all leagues even the Y


I should‘ve broke that damn phone


63 degrees tomorrow ..... city gonna be on fire


evb get to saying new year new me .. but this right here SOME NEW LEVEL SH!T


i've just finished checking one chapter, tomorrow i'll check the next one, on thursday the last and hope i'll finally send it till friday


Y'all ever look at someone and they look like your next mistake?


been seeing a lot of 222.......


I feel like I been hit by I truck I forgot how it feels to have a cold


Period cramps be ready to take us women TF OUT sometimes


I love Jacko but fuck me that was another shit show apart from Dobo again! Play players in their right position round pegs in round holes and change formation!! I’m sorry but he hasn’t got a clue!!!


no one talks about Pipe Down enough


Hands full of ass, titties in my mouth... yes please


Forgot how sore your legs get after doing some weighted squats and lunges


I just fell on my ass right now


“Does he like blondes or brunettes?” worry about if he likes soap and water sister


Currently downloading animal crossing


Like for describe dm


Suju comeback whennn


Dudes be so different on Twitter then in rl


STOCK UPDATE ON DISTRO: Both Rain of Salvation and Jesus Piece 7”s are SOLD OUT. Only THREE Earth Crisis ‘Destroy The Machines’ 12”s left Only FOUR Snapcase ‘Progression Through Unlearning’ 12”s left Thank you so much for the crazy response tonight


Shall I give in and start watching Euphoria?


Omg I’m deleting that tweet I keep getting nudes in my inbox wth


Thing I am grateful for #2389: (Nov 2) Making sure that when I throw food into my cats bowl that some fall out and I kick them around and whatnot so he has to “hunt” for them


If @GladysB want 6 mil jabs in arms what exactly happens when this is done if cases still rise? Do they come out of lockdown and stop counting cases or carry on and wreck the economy and peoples' lives? Be nice to know.


I have no idea what this is but I'm sure it's a good thing anf deserve a WOOHOO


Thankful for 3 day weekends... just hate coming back to work after that


Pls be careful driving around Houston today! So many flooded streets. We had to try different ways to get home cus of how bad it is!


Haha good, Humbert is “super happy”


Defensa y Justicicia vs S Luqueno Copa Sudamerica 22.15 Defensa y Justicicia and over 1.5 goals Like if your on


Jason Cundy is an absolute fucking moron


I see how you niggas be lookin' I hope you don't think you no bully


18 days till America and 20 till I see Katy this still feels like a dream


Is it just me or are more people smoking cigarettes? Y’all went for the “organic”, plastic free vapes huh.


when people shake your hand and your knuckles roll over


is everyone aware it’s december in 31 minutes?!


Lemon pepper wings lowkey be bussin on god


ME launchpad and trash


You won’t ever catch me chilling with a bitch I can’t trust


Among us was so fun the other day I need to stream more or just play games with friends in general. im such a loner gamer


Ppl be like “your teeth are so white” and I be like “thanks that’s how I like them”


i am watching you all on spotify


The sudden sensation of dread before the dial-up


The screams I’ve scrumpt during this show and I’m only on episode two


Apologies for all the sociology tweets. Conferences always get my brain running for analyzing different sociological issues and Twitter is often the space I end up expressing them


The edible starburst was a hit


a 12 year old shouldnt be abandoning their studies because they believe they'll be dead in the next year


Border patrol literally asked me where I was born after I said I was a US citizen. I swear I never ever get stopped when I’m with a white coworker but lately I’ve been getting stopped every day


tech fleece and yeezy slides all winter


i can’t even help trend hot ish mv cause twitter won’t let me comment


I need to know who's house this is they building on 22 rn... bare minimum 16K sq ft


Nothing makes me happier than pictures and videos of my kids! I miss them so much it hurts


Seeing R. Kelly on the cover of Age Ain’t Nothing But A # now that it’s been proven in court that he got her pregnant & married her at 15 so she wouldn’t be able to testify against him if she ever realized what they were doing was sick is soooo cringeworthy but ima still listen


What a weekend of esports... I've consumed so much today and we're still not done. My heart can't take the Sunday night esports.


wait nathy peluso is a person?? i thought y’all were making fun of nancy pelosi this whole time


Tried getting on the vaccine queue so I told the doctor I was promiscuous and they just gave me an arched eyebrow of disbelief.


I stay with the compliments.. but men don’t like it


About to watch Rocky 3, can’t wait for Rocky to win and celebrate with Mickey at the end


Think I’m gonna be ready by November


The fact me and my sister pregnant AGAIN at the same time is crazy


I think I want some oysters


Fighting with this 7 year old over some damn “new” math


Someone send me a workout playlist, thank you


I JUST SENT HER A VIDEO OF MY DOG I DID NOT WANT TO SEE HER CRYINg


it's dark, but just a game that's what he would say to me the faces aren't the same but their stories all end tragically


Finally stretched my ears again!! Finally at a 2 gauge!!


One time this shorty invited me over to smoke, her fam is all gone, i'm like okay bet. I get there and as soon as we finish smoking her dad gets home and i gotta meet this guy while im high as hell


Fun fact about Joyeux. He work outs like 5 days a week. He's trying to get ready for that strongman contest


I read the novel PERFUME by Patrick Süskind. What fuckery!!!!


I can’t believe they expect us to work Xmas eve and NYE and actually take kids


America the World is watching


Woke up from a bomb nap


Alright so I’m gonna attempt to make a vegetable pot pie from scratch for dinner


Ja knoooor too much is happening


I'm shaking and feeling cold hahahaha bakit naman kasi ganon


ACAB people rn


This BBC Africa Eye documentary showing on TV3 has me like


*looks at Void Gear* How the fuck do I describe you?


NRG making me depressed


2021 just started, yet it’s almost over


High Expectations


how can i even miss xie lian this MUCH when all i do is read tcgf when not online


Maybe I would have more gfs if I actually replied


my mom's watching a show and a relatively explicit sex scene just came on


404twt selfie today


would u tune into me on twitch if I started streaming me just having fun?


AirPod Pro.. woaahhhh


THE MORE I THINK ABOUT YOU THE MORE I KEEP THE GHOST ALIVE


Aye one thing about me pussy stay waxed an then nails gone alway be done


I’m sooooo happy today I love it


I love chicken I want Zaxby's when I get off but meatloaf it is


LOL @ the forex clowns


I’m definitely laying in bed the rest of the day


Trying to find your glasses without your glasses #mycurrentsituation


I’m hearing doors crashing


Army said don’t touch Kim Taehyung


If you don’t like camembert you’re a weirdo


I just saw Sebastian Stan in a movie preview and literally spit popcorn out of my mouth.


Absolute comedy, we love Halo!


All the drama in extra time


i defo chose the wrong question to answer for this essay but im too committed at this point


Jah never let your boy fall victim


I wish there was a dating app that was just for friendship not nutting


I need Netflix to get The Good Place S4 already


another weekend without getting covid going strong


I AM PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THE KARL EDITS


Bando On The Satnav ... Top 5 DBE


my goodness someone check on the hornets, especially rozier


Which club manager would you love to see take charge of a national team?


Pray for those who have wronged you.


Trying to prepare myself mentally for a round of 'why did you buy jeans with holes in them' and 'what's the fascination with putting holes in your ears' at a family dinner tomorrow


It's December! good morning guys


atleast flannys gave me something 2 look forward to


Note to @user IF YOU CAN’T DO THE TIME, DON’T DO THE CRIME!


This man just said “You can’t become a millionaire paying off debt” and whew


You heaaaaarrrddddddd meeeee ( gene voice)


3 all stars for the Nets


People who ride their bicycles on the wrong side of the road on the sidewalk can eat a dick


That Cran-Pomegranate right behind that White Cran Peach


Not to turn you on or anything but i can make you a grilled cheese sandwich at 2AM


my sons birthday party is gonna be sm fun


two hell weeks before winter break


Dyed my locs and I’m really feeling myself


Mixing is hard


All around mountain view


Milk chocolate covered almonds baaaaby


Had a ‘98 Caprice, was a rollin drug sto. You ain’t got all the money, what you call my phone fo?


Someone gone have a nice birthday


I want to stop expecting and start experiencing


I always forget how much I love Steven Universe


I wanna tell this boy I miss him already but I swear I ain’t tryna start that I’m tryna be player as possible


Oh no who's gonna pay woolim's debts now


“Dating app now?” STAHP


Blimey Boris is getting a proper shoeing and kicking. Yet he still hangs on. The behaviour of highly paid guardians of the country is like an unruly classroom. The local elections are looming and the Tories could get wiped out. Boris is agreeing with everyone which is pathetic.


Im case no one has reminded you lately, put sunscreen on ur tattoos. You paid too much money to let the sun bust your ink babe. Put it on your face while you’re at it too


I ain't gon lie. I seen @user go CRAZY in the Studio last night


my mom is gonna make fun of me if i show her the shoes i bought but i still wanna show her


Let me start shopping for this trip before I be looking crazy


parang walang morning classes bukas self ah


If you like visiting Gyms, always remember to take pictures and do videos, you can never tell how useful those clips could be when you want to be President of Nigeria


Im really getting sick before New Years… wow


Mongolian sounds so good rn


who is chrsitan dor?!


ppl are actually pissed at artists redesigning a dumb anime girl? damn... hope u get better soon


instead of feeling sorry for myself while in bed sick I’m really proud of where I am compared to over a year ago. my priorities changed because I want to keep building my future. i have an amazing partner who is supportive. wonderful friends always there.


I’m sorry how do y’all watch lovecraft ????


I try to listen to R&B but then I’m sad. EST Gee never makes me feel this way


So @lildurk you gone put O Block in the #Metaverse


I just wanna know where my fashionnova order is


Embleton sign him up


why do preppy villagers in animal crossing say shit like "le pose" like this doesn't sound trendy it sounds like a 2010 meme


Bro was kinda sulking on another bro today but still melted anyways


Someone called her maini ya ngombe


bigwalkdog walked on circle k


If I had our “how it started” ..... boyyyy


need new waist beads sooner than later


Send memesss. I feel sad today


Hi my bestie jam hates me idk what to do anymore I feel like jumping


SOPEKOOK BLACK HAIRED


This pussy mad lonely


Spurs in the mud


God is real and he using me for a bigger purpose


Bro, my tik tok is FULL of Karizma and I HATE that sometimes I catch myself singing “ 5’4 black hair, never had her dad there.”


Sallu Bhai’s birthday feels like a festive season


I’ve been through and dealt with a lot of shit.. but something in me always tells me to “Keep Going” …I’m glad I listen


It has been lovely to see so many people with Pearl Jam t-shirts on and also people dressed as members of the hell fire club


The audacity of people calling me and asking who I am tf bro you called who are YOU


You, you will be mean, and I, I will drink all the time


nothing like losing water in the middle of surgery


have we made reminder subs a thing yet ? you know like $end to wake me up, $end to remind me to drink water, $end to remind me you exist


I like people that pick up on hints


BOI! NEEDS! PUSSY! PLAYED! WITH! BOI! NEEDS! DESTRUCTION!


I don’t wanna say goodbye yet so see ya tomorrow @ashemusic


Wait he was found guilty WE PRAISE GOD


For lunar new year we had a table out with fruits on it to offer it to the ancestors. I finished the offerings yesterday and moved the table to another place in the house. Bernie (our bunny) decided he was an ancestor and took a huge bite out of the mango


I miss a couple of my niggas but they will never know


$LINK starts to pump. You get excited you might not be under water anymore. Link goes to ATH and you're euphoric. Staking isn't unlocked and you can't sell but Sergey can.


If I dislike someone for a non-serious reason, I normally don’t really care if our mutual friends still hang out with/like them bc who cares.....but one thing about a Scorpio best friend...if someone is dead to me, she’s dead to US


a wish a could have a break from my own heed sometimes, 100 mph 24/7


Food been nasty af lately


Ugh I suddenly don't know anymore how to draw with Procreate. Maybe because I downloaded a few brushes so now I'm confused with all the brushes....


Stop calling me the Yu Yu Hive leader....y’all are thinking of another mf. I TWEET ABOUT DB & OP!!


did have a soft spot for Wolves until they joined the witch-hunt against City. fuck em hopefully Sevilla do the rags & go on & win the competition


i am so stressed and want to be drunk with @user & @user tonight but we’re adults and cannot


Football is crazy menh.... finishing second or getting into the finals change nothing in the following season. Always eye the ultimate prize if not you fit finish 8th next season


i could be feeling one thing one day n feel completely different the next, never think you got me figured out


Oh yup


Ima always be a hot topic


well good thing i didnt study last night then


So @WhatsApp What is the benefit of "delete for everyone " option if people can forward your voice notes & irritate you with your voice later


ya really trash wit this music shit


So whoooooooo tf is malibu mitch?!!!


Free yourself from heartaches and stop questioning your worth. Surrender your doubt and pain to our amazing God. He will never leave you and He has a greater plan for you.


heeeeyyy we ballin' we fight together~ It's literally stuck in my head


I just want everything to be ok


I buy NFTs so I can sell them to get way more NFTs


THE SCAMMERS ARE STILL SCAMMING !!!!!!!!! BE AWARE!!!!!!!


tb to the times when I used to deal weed to my schools' lunch lady


People will really say “I’m your biggest fan” and then misgender me and have no idea what I’m up to because they’re not subbed to my OF


I cry when angels deserve to die...


Rest well dear


Then Again Im Thinking Hot Wings


Mfs b so weird. I need all new vibes


The way Hausa girls read Hausa novel, if it's important Books they read we won't be troublesome to us


Comment your Twitter handles, let's follow you asap


Hov ain’t have to say that bar man.


yeah i miss albedo


I should not be at work I should be home snuggling my pups


Life was good before 2019 Aug


I bet Man Urinal and De Gea goes and does that. What a clown


Fletcher putting out a new album has me lit the way people were about Folklore.


i dont feel like fighting anymore


Faced one of the biggest obstacles of my life this year but I know GOD got me


if anyone is as obsessed with Ms. Saweetie as i am pls do not hesitate to dm me, let’s discuss


I spent about 3 1/2 hours on the phone making two calls to both my grandmothers. It was time well spent, I had great conversations with them both.


it’s just something abt a darkskin nigga that just make my knees weak


22/2/2022 mucho amor propio


Im tired of yawl pretending like Casamigos is good


Things That Make Me Smile.. When a spider scurries across your floor and makes a bolt for the front door all by itself. Amazing... What they learn in metalwork classes.


I don’t believe in love no more people use that word to lightly for me


Ain’t no love in this shit for real.


Broke people scare me


Very good episodes of @emmerdale tonight, surely they will lock Pearce up and throw away the key this time


I think I’m ready for dog #2 .. should I get another husky or a cane corso


He’s a 10 but he’s a Aquarius so he’s a 3


This week is my self care week. Can’t wait to get my hair & lashes done


RTPCR was successful and it made me cry because it hurts just like suctioning my nose. As if this moment, I am still waiting for the result since it will be sent to me after 36 hours via email. Hoping the result will be negative.


They Are Releasing A Guardians Of The Galaxy Video Game...


7 RT to vote for @BTS_twt as the #BBMAsTopSocial at the BBMAs 2021


Yalls mamas shoulda done a better job raising you niggas


i literally love my granny she my everything


I’m finna have me a MEGANNNN GOOOOD ASSSS SUMMER.


I'm so fuckin tired bruh


Thousand island dressing does it for me everytime


They’ve perfectly timed the release of Disney+, I literally couldn’t be happier


seen all the purple in Philly.. Damn Kobe


You are who you're yesterday today and forever more. You're too faithful to fail me Lord


Forgot I ordered clothes a week ago and it’s coming in today, surprise to me


Life is short ... fuck them today


having second thoughts of it/its actually, i kinda fw that


Bitches who start celebrating Christmas right after Halloween. Call that a Christmas Miracle !


On this account I tweet about DARPA's time travel project and human cloning (REM driven cloning and Mark 4 clones). Check out the links I provide here and read up.


rather curious as to how my formatting got so incredibly borked but am proud to announce that the fic i posted YESTERDAY now has the italics it's supposed to


My mood lately just been like blah


I just wanna hold you Take you by your hand And tell you that you're good enough And tell you that it's gonna be tough


For those asking, I can’t help you with keys this week. I’m OOO spending time with family after a recent death. For Kingdoms of Amalur, hit up @user and for Paradise Killer hit up Janine No Twitter on Terminals.


Can I live in your heart cause it hot outside


Gotta helluva work order for tmro


Just spent an hour and a half with a customer just for her to change her mind and waste my time


So this is history of letting women hit you???


That @tiktok_uk music for “Bella Ciao”. Is there a male version for when I’ve found my copyrighted images on Facebook (I don’t post on Facebook).


There’s something in Hold It In melody that I can’t explain.


All I wanna do is cook, all this running around is slowing me down


You niggas don’t stand a chance


Lana got veneers on top


i got the music is growing on me


I don't need love, I need money


24 more followers asf......


This is my first time losing my AirPods and I’m hurt


watching my mom vote for trump was terrifying


bro I got queso, sour creampie, and salsa sides at qdoba. I like to alternate every bite with different sauce, just got home and none in my bag, what did I do to deserve this


The best part about going back to work right now is the fact that I have to wear a mask... it’s covering up my chin which broke out so bad during this time off.


updates: vou emendar


Kinda sad that no ones cuddling with me right now


My writing is so great


No big… spilled my managers entire Strawberry Açaí all over the counter


Didn’t get any celebrations this year. Christmas is a fucking mugs game


U can keep stalking my page too


I love having pollen allergy So funny haha


I’m going to go swim today and idm why but I have butterflies..


5 months working for my boss and I still don’t know his name. I just call him “sir”


Am I gonna get my nails done just to stay my ass at home ? You absolutely right ... these nudes gonna be extra poppin with these white toes


How upset is folks gon be when Miami win tonight?


Today I missed out on 2 auctions because I was caught sleeping at the wheel. So if you have any live auctions that have already started, send them to me.


Today I found a feature in production that’s been there for 10 years and never worked.


how tf do y’all order headed shrimp with your seafood boil & not even eat it???? childish ass taste buds


$NKLA buy now thank me on the 29th


maybe i’ll go watch nwh tomorrow


Look my moms foood is 5 out of 5 stars.... I sweaaaaaaa


I really wish I could just be a straight up sarcastic smartass with customers at work. I'm as polite and professional as possible but it's hard to care or listen to people yell at you for shit you have no involvement with when your company has turned it's back on you.


Seeing people who are allergic to pineapples literally eat pineapples


craving for a low vibration meal


fixed my deadlift and improved my squat positioning


I’ve came to the conclusion, i can not date/marry a man who snores like a wildebeests or grizzly bear. I can’t


LEAD OFF DOUBLE!


Christmas Day basketball > Boxing Day football > thanksgiving football


August is always determined to be a swift punch to the face.


It's actually quite thick for a skinny hun .


Soo excited for Selling Sunset to return


10 years on from the Aguero last game of the season moment, imagine this Sunday… COUTINHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! We can still dream


the FedEx man really just delivered my baby package to the office and he had a whole dolly I’m pissed


Thon John Stones is a durty bastid #


“what you think of yourself is much more than what other ppl think of you.” - a gem.


Last time retweeting these messages: #2020Election will b a #repudiation of Trump's #character,lack of #leadership & #GOP's complicity of his actions #FireTrump #Texas #Michigan #Florida #Georgia #Pennsylvania #Tennessee #Arizona #NorthCarolina #SouthCarolina #VoteTrumpOut2020


Oh no just realised this means more TIX and Efendi propaganda


zulu man dey ghana and i’m nowhere near him


Can someone please tell me how studying turned into impulse buying Stephen Sanchez tickets


literally no contribution to society whatsoever


i got super hooked with single’s inferno i forgot to do the other things i was supposed to do


Dear allah why haven't you sent someone to love me yet...am i not good enough for a black king


He put the icing on my cake


I literally can’t believe that instead of paying workers a higher wage, hospitals thought it would be a better idea to make it illegal for them to leave


It’s too damn early for these allergies


So I deleted Twitter for a minute and here I am again. Can't stay away


Ite lemme take me a nap


Detox week 2:So far so good


We on some shit this weekend


it’s always come sit on my face.. never I’m on my way with your favorite food


Ass is my kryptonite


Fuckin hell waterford


can george stream pls now pls pls pls pls pls


I laugh at everything my life be a joke.


applying for wdw oomfs


Jesus Christ, nearly two month long WSOP. Time to start blacking out all of the small buy in NL events to avoid the Rio


Just hit the single hoes on Valentines Day. Merry Christmas


ON SKEE GRAVE I AINT PLAYIN


eagerly awaiting @user first tweet


Hey, you should vote. Then maybe consider recycling.


I have OFFICIALLY beaten Resident Evil 2 Remake. Just beat the Leon side. Oh my god what a fun and great game. I’ll get Resi 3 Remake when it goes down in price and I have money. Still have Resi 7 here to play but first person view scares me


God today might be ok actually :)


I feel like complete shit I hate it


this fckn traffic is ridiculous today..niggas actin like they still drunk from yesterday


The lamest niggas be thinking they so cool


spare a thought that this mf is going to prison you KNOW he's getting knifed in the shower day 1


Caught me in 4K without makeup and all


Freder & Maria had themselves a couple of ww2 veterans


i dont dance , i jiggy


So....if chief twit does the charge thing, where is the #goodomens fandom going?


All my pageant daughters give me hell


My rising sign is different on different apps and I never know for sure


want the food finish so i can start being productive


Otp w my favorite stink


Hello there just checking in to say that i still like AC and cozy Grove but my mental health is going to hell in a handbasket and everything feels overwhelming


Some people think God is a woman?


and how dareeee you to thank someone for dying?


We finally got measurable snow in Central Park! How much, you ask? A tenth of an inch.


Obsessed con paopao


More money this winter


Me hice un tere bien frio


For all you penny stock or small Cap lovers keep your eyes on $IPDN


Nigel Farage talking common sense again on @GBNEWS


I feel like I could fry an egg on the sidewalk in this Western heat.


I never realized I was craving alcohol until today


Wanted to note that our letter to the Chief Ontario Human Rights Commissioner, requesting an Inquiry into the withdrawal of public health measures and the negative impact on classes protected under the Code (Age, Disability) remains open for signature to Physicians, Nurses,


To whoever decided to turn the sprinkler on the only path to one of the uni buildings while it was stupidly windy fuck you


Nugget and I would be top tier


You need a good sitcom in your life just to sit and enjoy without spending too much time on thinking about the plot or trying to untangle it.


just remembered results day means i gotta see Those kinda cishets again hm.......... no


heeseung was so quiet in their live


Who’s excited to find out what Yunhos birthday MD will be ??? I know I am


saved a dog crossing the street and now my mom has a new pet


There is nothing wrong with you. Most people follow hype and clout.


I’ve had giant tits my whole life and this morning I woke up with what appears to be C cups. Nobody told me stopping breastfeeding would shrink my boobs to the size they were when I was 12


Chili Cheese Fries I think yes


Thas why I stop responding to y’all hoe asses


Hello @user are you free tonight? I wanna have a date with you tonight


So why did Namjoon snitch on Jungkook saying he was in his underwear when Jungkook first saw him in the dorms? Everytime Jungkook says he thought Namjoon was awesome when they first met Namjoon always brings up that he was in his underwear


Clean ya phone


Everybody coming outta this quarantine engaged or married, and I’m over herr trynna avoid becoming a coffee crackhead


watch i ace this second one


making a carrd is so hard why won’t this shit align


Practically speaking, there is no closer manifestation of the sublime and beautiful than a little bit of psychs sedatives and opiates in your quaint-sized city midrise that's messy, but like a normal amount of messy


Lorraine is telling me irregulars verbs and I'm like:


Finna sleep so good


Shoutout my boy @user for chillin with me on the cord for a couple of hours. It was great finally talking to the homie on vc! Appreciate it bro


It’s been nice seeing ppl in non work clothes for a week


bmi 16 for my 16th birthday


If you ain’t got full custody of your bitch then STFU


that on and off mess ain happening in 2021 !!! if we off we off and if we on we on !


Fuckin day 1 back doing tree work and of course we do two big Sycamores


My nephew literally called me 9 minutes after I got off talking about “are you home?”..........I work all the way out west


Wanna log out some of my social media and start my healing process


You know what Ive noticed, I’ve gotten called a fat bitch but never a ugly bitch. Hahahahaha bc these hoes know I ain’t ugly just fat


ah yes, 1k moots but only 0.001% interacts


Send your male friends money for the 2022/2023 season football jerseys


Happiest birthday wishes goes to the purest heart I am grateful that you are a part of my life And I’m so thankful that the world has brought you to me i love you more than you imagine @user


I unfollowed hella people on ig and I’m finna do the same on Twitter


do you love coming home and complain about every single thing I do wrong or


Unfinished messy artwork just turns me on so much


Configuring 2 webservers to work with a HAproxy load balancers. So adding a header to the both Webserver responses to uniquely identify which server is responsible for sending a response to a client request is the goal. If I accomplish it today I'll join the Twitter banter


I’m addicted to drinking Sparkling Ice


Ladies and Gentlemen: BLACK FRIDAY is on the 26th November 2021.


Be careful, your childhood trauma is showing. Stop projecting.


I gotta put up fucking blinds


One plan fell through for my birthday


he added more charms to my bracelet


Once this my face cleanser and toner finishes, na to dey rub baby oil for my face. I can't kill myself


Find a woman with a brain.... They all have vaginas !!


Remember to tip your take out restaurants well....


I wanna get my lips done ... someone guide me


but at least yt notified me as soon as thats okay studio version video was up


nobody wants to go to freakfest now damn when did everybody get so financially responsible


Newhouse new car me asap


March/mid April is always so stressful


Birria Tacos on my mind


biden finna increase taxes on the rich, then they’re gonna increase prices of products and produce to make up for it


The #girldad video is so relatable. Makes me think about my relationship with my daddy and how having a girl brought him so much life. #RIPMambaAndGianna


Never won on twitter. Hoping for some wins


The one true sad thing about flying right now is that you cannot get drunk on a plane! Covid has to ruin everything


Ladies, where y’all get y’all wigs from. I’ve never tried wigs before so help a sistah out


I honestly don’t like when people hit me up out of the blew asking for money like damn when the last time I talked to you?


It’s my sissy bday


It's the deep within zest for #Life that instantly or momentarily generates the #Resilience needed to withstand any situation or break through any obstacle ♞


I really don't know if young ppl are getting it abt #coronavirus. I just witnessed two adolescent girls happy to see each other, hug outside my apartment building while a parent looked on from the passenger seat of her car.


So much social gathering downtown


Get those patches off of ur nips bi*ch...let them see what a sensitive lil freak u are


I can’t stand that pond smell when it rains . Yuck


I beeen gone just now texting my manager I left lmao


Starting today, i'll use my Twitter account to share some of my favorite quotes/phrases from the book I'm reading


rt with a chance of a nicki follow: 2000 2 likes from nicki minaj in under a hour: 500 a free tour pass for NM5: 50000 a chance to smell nicki minaj: 1500 qoute tweet: 1000 qoute tweet with nickis @user 8000 DM ME!! serious inquiries only


I either DM my friends cute tweets that are catered to their liking… or trash tweets they wish they had never seen. There is no in between


quero mutuals que gostem dos mesmos cantores que eu:) -J. Cole - Billie Eilish - Clairo - Harry Styles - One Direction - Ariana Grande - Madison Beer - XXXTentacion - Lil Peep - Lana Del Rey - Travis Scott (deiam fav/rtt ou also mandem dm)


Feel aliveee


I know I've been off a lot these past couple days dealing with the remodel - buuuuut if you wanna shoot me a tip I'll send you something nice back.


Girls kiss their girl friends, but when I kiss their girl friends it’s a problem???smh


i make the same mistake every time of skipping all over the place when i write because then i mislead myself into thinking I’m closer to being done than i actually am when i finish scenes later in a fic but then realize I have to go back and work on everything in the beginning


Buttler arambichitan frnds


pain noises bc my wacoms pen has been missing for like 2 weeks now


Highlight of the football so far was the bloke in front on the way in having to explain that the batteries in his socks were to power his HEATED SOCKS


Them inner thigh “round ligament” pains my doula told me about will humble you real quick


I ain't get no Ugg's for Christmas so everyone better watch they mouth way they been talking to me.


It honestly still hasn’t hit that I’m going to be in Cancun next week


My Byleth getting kinda cold..


My biggest fear was going through postpartum depression/anxiety again and I’m so happy I haven’t experienced any of it this time


The highlight of my day so far is my manager buying us wing stop but specifically getting bone-in/traditional just for me


Yo i just realize the new yen shop we can exchange multiply time, so it's time to grind your pink ticket with the yellow flower stand and exchange those bunch of stuff and raise your 5 star cards


I just saw somebody post about when Eddie Guerrero passed Mr. McMahon said he loved performing whether he was cheered or booed he loved performing for you guys to the Audience it sounded a lot like me lol


nicki where the baby at??? wanna see my sis


Who ascended to heaven and descended? Who locked the winds in his fists? Who has bound the waters in a garment? Who has established all the ends of the earth? What is his name, and the name of his son, if you know? Proverbs 30: 4


i did one work and couldnt keep focusing so i called it a day


i dont know what the commercial was about but i only heard it say "the revolution is coming" and i couldnt help but think about how @user keeps talking about the boys comeback


at another 24/7 pierogi bar in poland and they playing i gotta feeling by black eyed peas i might have to act up


soldier boy hmu


Why do I keep losing followers every time I get closer to 1k??


My fat ass lemme call you back


New GBBO dropped


My gut telling me sum