I dropped my laptop annnnnd it’s toast. Yay.


Oh baka machismis nanaman kami ha. Please lang get yourself a life.


Astros vs Boston and NBA tonight >>>


spare 14, join the oatmilk gang


New PR today for amounts of “hey baby how you doin?”s at the corner store. Even a bonus “you got a pretty little smile on you.” I feel like the main character


If you’re gonna use me for sex, at least be good at it!!


Chloe just don’t stop huh


Hate going thru hunters creek everyday


Da mans in jail like sum normal


the Conservatives just came knocking on our door asking for our vote and my wife laughed in their face


can this app please stop automatically refreshing at the worst times i sometimes have to scroll for too long just to realize it's simply gone and i cant like it


goodnight going to bed Full of hate


EA really need to fix their menus. It’s been so slow all day today.


don’t think i could love this crazy life any more than i do when i’m w her


i hate straight people that’s why I hate myself


Idk who needs to hear this but, Dear Evan Hansen is not a gay coming out story


Anybody want to come install some doors in our loft? It’s impossible to be on calls when the kids are upstairs


SK's Pillar through the years~ It's a thread so i can remember the design of KristSingto Pillar hehe


Moots, if any of you are able to get 2 extra soundcheck next week for Chicago either day I will gladly buy them off of you, and I’ll even give you an extra $100! I would do the same but chances of ME getting that lucky are slim


Ended up with 234 points in emad not bad for finding a random I'll qualify for tommorow tho


RIP Katherine Johnson. She was an amazing, smart person. NASA wouldn’t be here without here. Have a nice life in heaven, Katherine.


Feels like Beckford is a little scared of Souness #LUFC


OJ was only three hours...


i’m finally gonna watch given wish me luck


Fucking all them broke niggas now you known ass Free Pussy !!


I’m allergic to boredom, please don’t text me asking me what’s up. Read a book. Write a poem. Paint. Dance. Learn a recipe. Call your family. Heal that relationship that triggers you. Just don’t be bored fam


Okay crunch time let's get this essay done gamers


Retweet and turn on my notifications


These days I don't understand all these girls called Precious


I watched a Show the other day and when I remember the name I will let you know... He had pink hair and a demon and the other guy had some dogs


I just left my office to refill my tea as Rick Bell started asking his question. I walked through the livingroom to the kitchen, poured the tea and walked back through the livingroom to my office and he was just finishing up the same question.


Maybe I should turn this into a rant account. Mmm


Experiencing toxic family behavior


Watching the live footage of the Johnny Depp trial, he seems completely broken by the whole experience of his entire relationship with his ex wife


C’mon England, let’s be havin’ ya


There should be a siopao emoji


Angazi noma ngivila yini but I only give 100% in things that'll make me money. If there's no paycheck I don't care about it


I have WL of an eth project Free mint For sale


someone deleted her bumble and tinder na


I'm voting for TWICE (#TWICE / @user for Favorite K-Pop Artist at the #AMAs #twice #MAMAVOTE


No longer interested in entertaining low quality conversations.


Did I just pee all over myself because I coughed in my kitchen? Yep..


or maybe she's still filming??


my dad: imma go fix ur laptop me 5 min later: where is my laptop?


thinking abt how i can technically drive but just don't want to


Imma just try everything and everybody tomorrow.... cause today just ain’t it


Damn, it’s November


Hi 2020 i'm come back


Late weekend update: #Mayos 2-2 Geog Society Goals: J Cotton x1 M Ormesher x1 Great game, unlucky to come out with just a point after pressing for a winner late on with the opposition struggling for legs. The #Mayos weren't a pushover like the opposition thought


My lower abdomen is KILLING me but I still wanna work out


I'll never forgive that person that said kookie built like a chromosome


Just tap on this hashtag #CanWeTalkAboutIt have a read


I looked in the mirror at my house and my body looked so good. I come to Kayla house and I look like a cow so now I’m confused on wtf going on with my mirror


That thing Paige does with her head though irritates me


when ur new bosses say to text them if you have any questions but forget to mention they won’t be responding to those questions


Migos -Freak No More is a classic! Idgaf who doesn’t agree!!


vita got caught by jjolee lmao


IM THE BIGGEST BIRD


Doge just dipped tremendously so I just bought another thousand


Watching game of thrones for the first time and currently on S1. Episode 3 and these people sure stressing the winter time


Anyone else worried the chargers defense won’t be able to stop Jacob’s?? Would be a really good week for bosa to feel better


Can’t wait till I go back to Cali I can finally get a cut from @user


Debating if I should go to the gym before work


ok but i love my boyfriend so much


Also very sad we can’t go to Denver next month


I want nipple clamps


Good Morning, 7 blocks to go!


Have you ever had bug bites on the top of your foot? I never have but now I have THREE! They itch like crazy!


Today marks a month since the last time Dennis & I had a conversation.. I love you forever Dennis


ofc when i go to register for classes my wifi shuts off


Sometimes you got to say fuck it and fuck them


All my kids really come out looking like their dad


Baby Smoove Hard Asf


Remember that night in Miami ? First time you put your arms around me


a good long hug would be amazing rn


These same two annoying ass mf’s always in here in the gym just talking and being in the way.


Nice to see the 2nd biggest team in East Anglia @ColU_Official are doing just fine


A lot of shit be my fault. But I gotta work on forgiving myself too


People obviously didn’t read the question on my story


Sending out a racy double penetration training vid on my Onlyfans tomorrow


how much $shib do i need to get rich


How the hell these knats surviving Covid


if you say youn fw someone an you stick by tht shii, you have my respect cause folks be cap when it comes to real life


I know B gonna want seafood tonight. We’re gonna tag team Gotti


And some idiot said recently that Southgate should be given the United job. As if 3 years of Ole wasn't enough, they want us to hire his twin brother


i’m excited for Birds of Prey


had mochi doughnuts for the first time


Worry not, Baebae definitely still sticks on myself a lot. It’s alright.


it’s raining and classes are suspended perfect time to read mhmm


There’s nothing to eat in the house. It’s sucks I’ll get in trouble if I order food for myself


oh brother he’s sad over a guy AGAIN


I actually liked that bee


Buying another #NFTs today. Let’s see what y’all got


Bro if you have white and black parents YOU’RE BIRACIAL NOT BLACK


Harry Maguire would get world class shouts if he played for Chelsea


Everyone suddenly becoming a Black Widow fan


Hurt my feelings once, I’ll make you miserable for life


All the time in the world and I can never figure out what to do with it


Share your #nft collection link here


They’ll lie to you, then get mad at you when you prove the facts


Call me Miss.GetShitDoneHerself


Hear from the Gaffer!


Okay not ppl really booking me after dropping the link


Y'all notice how no one is talking about things like police brutality and social justice this week? Just a bunch of alien talk


Shoe market down rn. Time to buy


They say mo money mo problems BRING ON DA PROBLEMS!!!


im gonna tan today


I just randomly thought of the peaches and cream starbursts and how fire they were


Banyak bener foto makam lewat tl :( for those whou left behind, stay still, this shall too pass


Wales first world cup in 64 years highlights: Moore says it would be amazing to knock England out Sorba wasn’t afraid of England (he’s English) Lost to a country who are in pieces Battered by their neighbours and knocked out by them Credit where it’s due


i’m so excited that aaliyah’s self titled album to be on apple music soon.


when you realize she ain’t got you like i got ya , i can’t help ya!!


What if were all just clowning rn?


Free deliveroo for a month? Safe, I’m getting fat


Led in bed and my feet feel so cold but my thoughts are hot horny and humiliating


Yes I read for over an hour today! An actual physical book!? I feel accomplished with myself. Small goal today filled


I can’t wait to travel & get lit on them balconies


King James and his wife. Is just wow man. True definition of amazing


“I like a Westbank nigga with a accent.”


Most un-American part of #Eurovision? No adverts!


Happy bday to my twins @user @user love y’all 2 death


She throwin’ shots, that’s how I know I got her triggered


mfker got me craving lays chips


I’ll be 40 looking 22 still wtf


i hate having notis for kristen sometimes


I just need to know how you fumbled Kehlani… like i already didnt like u but accepted u bc she looked so in love… an aquarius gut feeling is NEVER wrong though!


Beal 4-4 12 pts


Henry Ducking Cavil is on Shameless! I can’t freaking believe it! Why didn’t someone tell me!


Started editing our Gatlinburg trip vlog


I sent Bryce a pic of my lil baby bump and he said “good lunch?” Like no dude it’s your offspring


Hey, while I’m doing some laundry, I can do yours too! Just remember that socks always go missing and that’s just natural!!!


"Well, now that your sister is engaged to someone named *Deadname* I guess we have to call you *Shortened deadname*" "Or you could call me Demi, like everyone else does" "Hahaha, I'm not going to call you by your silly internet name, this is the name I gave you" Thanks Mom...


anyways i hope we have five actually bond with the hargreeves siblings in season 2


A much needed win. We play so much better with Zakaria. Just hope James is okay. Christmas holidays feels much better with the win today


Can i get a RIGHT HANDED PG account on next gen? I got a tourney tmm shit is so free someone help out


I also really want to reread the worldwalker trilogy (my favourite fantasy series—my paperbacks are a MESS) but every time I try I can’t get into it so I’m hoping that by reading six of crows I’ll want to read all the fantasy I can get ahold of which will mean I’ll read them


Damn it’s time to go to work


Zane vs Mr F but give Mr F the mask of vengeance and have him spin around 4 swords like general grievous


Thank you lord sa new life


The only reason I’d consider full on recovery for is to be less cold, and then I remember I’ve always been weak to the cold even at bmi 19 sooo nvm cold for lyfers


Excited for next weekend cant wait to see everyone costumes


Cannot wait for the quadruple


Bruh just swallow me with your love and I’ll fucking take care of you. Where there’s a will there’s a way, and love will always be the light at the end of tunnel motivating and inspiring me for better and for more. If you love me right, better hold on tight. It’s lift off baby


I’ve clocked with certain people that it’s always ‘I need a favour’ and never ‘how can I help?’


ap lang kinda scary but thats ok bc we all know im getting a 1 on the exam


Love my fans , keep watching


Na where this old shit come from?


IVE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT we need an active gc for mixer island called "bitch better kill my vibe street dance crew" ysee im scared to make one so whos gonna do it


Had some Tito’s the other day idk how ppl do vodka


but of course im lookign forward to what sh will post


The current wait time for a usps representative is 1 hour


Wanna paint myself and act a fool for a little on the internet tonight... can't decide which fool I'd like to transform into


Turning my bedroom into my safe haven...


he doesn’t drink really but we getting drunk as fuckkkk . i just don’t know what to get him


Bolsonaro is leaving? Congratulations Brazil!!!


I read about that black girl in az who was talking to this white guy and ended up finding out when he was annoyed with her, he would call her slurs in his gc and said his grandparents would own her if they were back in the day


At this point, I just can’t follow people who are part of public drama. Right or wrong, almost everything can be figured out privately and it just makes me sad to see. Please remember everyone is human and there are proper ways to go about talking things out


You can’t keep nothing from me I’ll find out eventually


No Risk, No Money


i slept early last night so what happened in chapter 88


I love our new apartment but baby some of these neighbors


I'm a little sad


its 2 hearts living in 2 separate worlds


Hello everyone! I am happy to announce Act 4 ! Coming soon


Another 12th of July parade done. Up the Whitewell


whispers to the universe: fewer documentaries about true crime stuff, more about eccentric art types


Hueningkai's live vocals in the morning blessing my ears


i might make my own picrew cuz i have absolutely nothing else to do and i havent drawn anything in months


I sorry, problems or not, I will never cheat. That shit boils my blood


And I’ve been choosing you cause you smarter than your best friend


My brother just bought me tbell


me when it starts raining on the way home


I had my nachos earlier for Taco Tuesday and they were good


“Fuck tootsies we don't vibe that shit” Berg had every reason with that verse and I ain’t been yet


Wanna smoke but feel like rolling up shit be krazy


i feel so special being in cfls


That first post Xmas at work ham sammich


Listening to sad music when I’m sad to make me sadder


I Need to Find A Fire Ass Mask And A Fit For New Years.. @user I’m Definitely Poppin Out For You Sis


Dearest Father Closest Friend Most beautiful


Random urge to got to a sound clash in Miami


Twitter for Banyarwanda


I should probably do some work. Lockdown and readily available internet porn does not a productive Ella make!


You pick up the pieces and make them beautiful


The contemporary idea in online business is that you need to build an audience, get to know their needs, and then build something they want. It's focused a lot on *who* you serve. (Who are these people? Do they have money? Where do they hang out?) But is this the best way?


Brother , brother , brother. There’s Far Too Many Of You Dying


why does test drive from httyd make me burst into tears whenever i hear it? the world may never know


My sissy party tonight


I’m sure the Pitsmoor Pillock has just said on @user that when Bruce came in as manager last season, the #MASSIVE went unbeaten for 21 games. Really??!!


Now a days we don’t have to go to pornhub to watch nudes, we see everything here. God bless those giving it to us for free


It’s always “Do you want to go grab a drink?” and never “Do you want to watch a movie musical & breakdown the symbolism & metaphoric themes?”


I put OFF on before I went outside to smoke , came back inside with a bite on the back of my thigh , my knuckle , and one on my lip


honestly i’m kinda glad my mom made me go through the excruciating process of getting my brows done bc i actually look good now


Okay dazzit I’m gonna make wavey music and provide mortgage and eventually financial advice u buff babes will be sorry


My son told me he missed me so much and doesn’t want me to leave again


person on the train wearing a pride flag definitely going to Dodie’s gig as well


TBC aint ready for the CEDDYBU Cleave


night head bagus


When Polo G said: “One day, we was lovers and friends but everything gotta come to an end”


Super invasive, kind of messy looking plant growing in front of the house, I wanna get rid of it but it attracts hella bees and hummingbirds


Had someone come in to help me with forms / admin which was great, but so mentally exhausted now, and short of breath. Hopefully we can find ways to make it less exhausting going forward


Tha way yall slept on Eem @ Rolling Loud


I can't believe He Said She Said was played on Disney Channel a lot back in the day


Union Berlin guaranteeing another season at the moment


this time my dumbass applied on Weply first


This new @Kehlani go so hard


I guess I’m in a situationship


maybe it's leo that doesn't mix with scorpio


Keri post ha son every day on ha close friends and I just keep rewatching because him so handsome omg


ooohhh It's just a dream


#Intuit closed at 233.82. Score +310, credit rating AAAA+


1st goal this year is Done !


y'all just be buying plates from anybody house , y'all can't be trusted


Congrats Stingers!!


Not me balling every prem jersey except Chelsea’s


Finally got rid of them glasses


NFT: Next Fresh Thing


It's great to see Mijoo and Jinwoo on the same show !! 2014's Super Rookies


Behind every strong,independent woman lies a broken little girl who had to learn how to get back up and to never depend on anyone..


I feel so bad for class of 2020. They didn’t deserve for their senior year to end like this.


My place is such a vibe


Not Britney coming at her brother. She’s not sparing anyone this time around.


Ain’t goin never be free


post pour mon come back ?


Breakups suck but do you ever think about the cool mutuals you’ll never meet irl?


Money heist korea is


“God resists the proud but gives grace to the humble” - James 4:6


Any trickshotters tryna be in a Tage ima need some clips by today and tomorrow just dm me


Don’t worry about your bitch coming home tonight, she gone be ok


In class hungry asf


$SHOP it’s a SHOP day today


Wigan 8-0 Hull Good to see the Super League back


Tonight I’m cooking teriyaki chicken and shrimp with veggies and rice on the side


Psalms 35:3b. Say to me, “I am your salvation.” Yes, He is our salvation.


Brilliant night out with @user watching @JimDOfficial The man is differant class


Watched ‘Bullet Train’ last night and I’m still so mad they didn’t call it “Snake on a Train”


Sza’s Control album is equivalent to Summer Walker’s Over It album


Finna Just Make A Salad & Hope On Call Of Duty.


being excited to do something w someone and then they manage to completely kill all that excitement


I send prayers to George Floyd's family and friends. While I am positively overwhelmed by the verdict of the Chauvin case, there is still work to be done. This is not justice but accountability...please don't stop fighting for POC. George should still be alive... ;;


can anyone with pokemon scarlet let me take one of their stonjourners


i wnt cry cause my insecurities just kicks in


Damn diezmillo used to be 3.99 now I’m paying 6 bucks a lb.


yuckkk yuckkk yuckk!!


Backpack boyz by the qt n I'm not in cali


I love meeting a like minded liberal in a Tennessee airport


Chloe eats her food so fast when I give it to her it lowkey makes me big out like DID I feed her?!!


Canchas?


I want a hot rt game tonight.


Saying you was born in 2005 is mad crazy


i want borger but i am losing weight


a7s ma t7bny anymore


They just died on me and I still have 40 minutes of putting orders in


Y’all post y’all positive pregnancy test on Monday, and y’all taking shots by Wednesday


Zaoui wan run mad because say Chelsea collect


After all these years, ganun parin ako


It’s the season where summer clothes come out of hiding !!!


I knew this nigga would cum back made him bust the second time while he was soft


Working full time as a creator when you aren't pulling in enough is so stressful


I always overdo it with the cheese


this is stupid, i did all this training & shit just for the season to be cut short. now i gotta wait another year just for the season to start up again


In the Senate hearing on DOH procurement, Gordon said that they are just protecting taxpayers’ money from being wasted. Well, if that is the case, these Senators should pass a law abolishing the Senate. Huge savings for the public.


anyways my phones almost dead


Krispy Kreme giving out a free donut per day if you're vaccinated is really not good for my health


Think its gone be gyro salad today!


RT @user If I don’t fuck with somebody my face tells it all


It’s so crazy seeing people announce their pregnancies and being due when I found out I was pregnant. Im really that far along now


No but I really do got big everything. Big heart, big hands, big feet, big dreams, big ego. . . … everything just be BIG


I want cold stone but I just laid across my bed


I'm so over these FB comedians and their stolen statuses. Give it a break


I’m boutta get drunk


Se volvio a las canchas


at this point i might as well rewatch greys


watching otz use the new jill skin and uh… might have to buy it for totally not lesbian reasons haha


I been giving off very free spirit, idgaf vibes and I love it Namaste the fuck away from me


Loving the red in the markets today


I know somebody selling one


I had discipline at Target today.


All my bitches bad like me & we finna show out for my bday


Let me be the Donna to your Harvey


No better notification than “direct deposit” and “your package has been shipped”


I told y'all ryeji we're gonna blow everyone away like... not a surprise to most


Btw I missed Patrina's little dance


this kid keeps touching me with his foot


$TSLA how hard a bears gonna cry when Tesla goes up on an earnings miss? OHMEGALUL


still crying over festa dinner last night


Don't think I'm going to make it on to stream tonight. A few things have come up and I need to get up early tomorrow. I'll do an extra one on Thursday.


Tamara was super annoying in Sister Sister and idk how I’m just noticing


I REALLY feel like this bout to be the best year yet! EVERYTHING coming full circle. Everything I said I wanted and was gone do is already happening now!


#Biden looks Iike Revolver Ocelot.


Bítches Get Pregnant Just To Say “Me & My Baby Gone Be Good Regardless”


I would say fuck COVID but I wanna save that for someone else


The actor who voices L also voices Miya Atsumu


Chuck E Cheese is closed


My uncle was right. Do house shit after work. Alittle but each time and your weekends will be free. My sons room is taking me more than a day but as long as i don’t have to do it on my weekend I’m cool.


why is rex so mad at agnes omg- they were just chatting so nicely what happened


I hope everyone getting A levels today did as well as they wanted! Even if you didn't, I didn't get my A levels or go to uni and I'm in my dream career path so it's definitely possible


now that’s how you enter nft twitter @RadioShack


You know how I know Sen. Cotton isn't black (besides looking at him?) The look on Judge Jackson's face isn't putting the fear of God in him. He don't even know


I can't work when I have a package sitting at my door waiting for me....It's just unfair


Is all fun and games till I play to


Cmon Liverpool keep going


TEAM LVJ GO FOR THE CHAMPION


goodmorning twitter dot com and twitter home i am going to go swimming today so i am going to be inactive for most of the day and lets hope i don't get sunburned


that doesn't hurt my feelings lol


Rey necro ante


One thing about me, ima get free game from my old heads


I desperately need another album like Healing Is Difficult!!!! It’s full of bops with groovy rnb dance kinda instrumentals and it’s her only album I can groove to


washing clothes is all i’m doing today so much to wash before the new year


When I’m wit you all I get is wild thoughts


also only have two things left to do at school


Have another interview tomorrow! Fingers crossed


This United team is just pathetic. #MUFC


Favorite hobbies: pissing a nigga/bitch off without even trying


Baby you should ride. NO Brakes , NO Pedals


I’ll smoke weed all day before I drink some damn alcohol


I love Bruno Mars


Just pulled up all the bushes in front of my house, I think should build a pond in place of them


i apologize to anybody that has to deal with my mental space rn


Where did caleborate go ?


So I've been thinking about this all wrong. This whole, "possible stroke" thing is more of a.blessing. I do hate existence. Perhaps this could all work out.


You don’t know what love is if you don’t put up a fighttttt


The greatest by Lana del Rey has been the song of the month


Mfs Ah Mind They Business When They Drop That Plasma Donating List!


sooo ... anyone down for a call ?


Yr Ludo Anyone cuz bored ..?


Someone take my card, I be shopping too much


The Gambian president is a disgrace, na waa wooo for my country people


Kinda want to sell my bed frame & get a new mattress but then where will I sleep


Can’t wait for what the future holds


that yavo mf just too darn hard.


curebot in dun scaith almost wiped the whole raid


Atlanta’s traffic will make you lose your Christianity


Mood - bad Watch - F.r.i.e.n.d.s


I had my first speech dream in god knows how long. For once it wasn’t a nightmare though


Real nasty with them balls, all net yeah I’m gross


I’m too young to have these back & shoulder pains


RT si t’aimes te faire sucer


I adore Dean, I love Tristin and I like Jess but they all will be leaving??? all?? NOT EVEN ONE???!!


finally listening to new mitski


if I miss one more mea culpa restock


Bro I really never smile in my pictures, only when im drunk


ngl I’m mad I couldn’t have the Christmas dinner and baked goods I planned on


jesus i need my eyebrows touched. I've never seen them this grown out since grade school. my horns have fully reappeared


A Bitch Can’t Never Lil Boy Me & All She Ever Had Is Punk Ass Niggahs


There are fine babes in lagos ooo How i wish i am in lagos rally today


Wow house is mad quiet without my boy Thor


worked from 630 to 500 and prepped dinner from 530 to almost 730. Here's a tweet finally


Cause baby I’m gang bout you… ain’t playin no games bout you.


I love waffles


this man hasn’t watched wv


Big red is my fav


Todays episode of i was reborn as a slime


"The spot make' 20K a day...easy"


On Jiji, looking for full length mirror for 2k


Won a free fishing trip today


I like em unpredictable because I like to be surprised


Jack Ma came through. May Allah bless and increase him in all forms of goodness.


11.11 - 200 for Rohit tomorrow


These nudes @user done sat in my phone done made me catch the Holy Ghost.


“I’d shut your door but I’m going to my room so you can be naked all you want” ~ @user


Think about making Coquito but...... Lactose free.


If i was Hornets fan i would immediately be so depressed tonight. Like deep depression


God’s timing is the best timing


The prolonged pandemic has depleted local organizations. To help address the gap @tobi and I are donating $750k to @user @user and @user to support Ottawa’s COVID-19 response. We’re not out of the woods yet but there’s hope on the horizon. Let’s do this


It's a good hour to have a glass of whiskey... yi bday ka Mbali and that's my excuse


My dramatic ass would’ve flipped the hospital over


What’s so special about the Travis Scott burger it’s literally just a quarter pounder and fries.


I fr can’t wait to tell my kids, “I snuck out of quarantine just to see your dad”


he’s putting a n*de polaroid in the back of his phone


Yoooooo #MelodicBlue is heat !!


I will never “unsend” a message I said what I said yo , unsend wha ? Yah eediot


no :( taeil & haechan, our sun and moon. get well soon


what do they see in this Megan the stallion and Cardi b self, I guess I'm different


alright animal crossing, you can stop giving me trash cans and toilets now!!!!!!


she’s a scorpio all she wanna talk about is sex


Whoever convinced boys that wearing their jeans low so that their pants are on show was fashionable deserves to be in prison


Who thought it was a good idea to schedule dinner between 3:30-5:00?


Fuck y’all and free my man


Many girls get but na you I wan do


Bitches that keep they lips glossy know they sexy FRFR


Mfs be like “you have an amazing ass” bitch I already know that. Find a new compliment


I didn't think I needed to see Zonfrillo in a kilt but


Big things coming this year. BIG things.


$AERC just buy the dip ya dolts....! LOL


while stef is in shower i just wanted you guys to know she drinks pee. retweet


Fenty perfume & torys nft album sold out n under a minute


my mind every 5 mins: Damn Kobe


Im not pregnant stfu people


Damn I don’t owe too much for my car now


people really are moved by ime going to the nets. simmons still doesn’t fit at the 4/5. kyrie still is kyrie. unswitchable players on defense. we good


I ain’t get to wear my lingerie in so long


I cherish every moment with my family and friends


Stop the IKEA shark extinction


Cuddle when you woke up Cuddle when a sleep Cuddle when you came home Cuddle when bored I need this


these folks irritating me, ready clock out on them rs


Nothing disgust me than seeing people walking around with toothpicks in their mouth


Bum ass hoe.


Chemistry unit 2 gonna be lovely


#RIPEddieVanHalen wow just wow! Rock on into heaven great one!


Which ones better


illuminated soul boy


aaaaaa my allergies are really knocking me out and I like just got up


I Already Know Next Weekend Gone Be On Some Lit Shit!


I've enjoyed listening to many episodes of @user podcasts but @user & @user one was joyous on so many levels. There was so much joy and so much realness but their friendship and desire to see each other succeed touched me a lot - We love to see it


No moves made by trade deadline @Giants ?! Come on!!!! Y’all not even trying to take advantage of the winning season


Welp got my laptop and stuff to work from home ! I’m geeked


Somebody lost their favorite lipgloss today...not me tho!! Y’all be easy!


I’ve been therapied, now i can relax


The front desk be playing like they didn’t receive my packages


I wanna sleep but I need do finish this test before I sleep


Happybirthday @user Maisha malefu bro, mentor


I don't like how Biden has thrown Kamala out under the bus on this immigration thing while he keeps his hands clean of it.


Everyone at work pulling out seemingly home cooked meals for lunch and theres me just whipping out a tub of mini weetabix's and a bottle of milk


I bought something stupid again


Not IG playing me AGAIN


I’ll be in Chicago for a day because all the nonstop flight times going back suck. I guess I’ll just go to Portillos again…


I need a new clipbot NAE Friday pls help


BBQ some lamb chops today


Dea get it together


No Bay Area deaths in 2 days


miss kona si sunoo so much and then i missed his live


hen: babe, you know how it is. i invite you, so he invites maddie, maddie invites buck, buck invites eddie. okay so hen just basically said that buck and eddie are a couple, great, thank you very much for that


Imagine a guy asking you “why are you playing that ni**er music?” Then when you come at him about it he says “oh I thought you were Mexican.”


These breadsticks so damn good


add me to yall groupchats


Opened Pinterest and the first I saw was a make-up tutorial on how to paint eye bags. No not to conceal but to paint in when you don't have it. Guess I was born with a trend then


anyone giving away kittens?


God is so good he will get right down there with you in whatever it is whew


Just because you’re thick don’t mean you need to be on the pole. Some of y’all be looking so awkward. The sex appeal be nonexistent


All eyes on Virginia tonight.


She kinda ratchet but she classsyyy -@YungeenAce voice


Start day dreaming and I’m going 40 on the free way


There's a special ep as well? Now I need to watch this ASAP!


Enchiladas really have my heart


Still super disappointed I lost to this dude Cherny lol. I just have to find a character for Shang, Noob is not the character for him. Boy once I find a character it’s over for Shang


Joe is talking about how he is restoring decency and uniting the country. Really? Decency? Uniting? Peddling influence all over the globe is not decent or uniting to Americans. Joe is one big fraudulent liar!


Listening to Wayv’s best album


My Apple Watch attacks me daily telling me I need to exercise and I’m not here for it


day 1: i miss bts


Changed my ways I’m proud of myself


Throw in a good cologne too, yeah I would probably do anything you say


just donated to planned parenthood under mitch mcconnell’s name


LADIES you gotta watch how you FUCC these Nigga they turn into CRAZY Bitches Too


So proud of myself for recognizing my worth and setting boundaries. I used to be so scared of hurting someone's feelings or making things awkward. But I no longer will make myself smaller to accommodate someone else


It's so hypnotizing watching a girl dance on a pole, once I get my own apartment again I'm definitely going to be installing one and learning how to dance.


Y’all must be drinking drinking if you need an IV the next day.


I hope they send usdt to zero next, y’all deserve that shit lol


I've ordered a litter picker to take with me on my daily state-approved constitutionals. Anyone who comes too near may well get prodded with it or get a bin sack full of litter thrown over them


Why did they accept my req to speak i aint got shit to say dawg


Before you fall in love with me, unlove everybody in your past


Somebody teach me how to park I’m tired of looking like a dumbass


Omg is it truly confirmed


On Hotspot,NO. Moti ji Hotspot,so what did i miss


My father hasn’t been responding to my texts fast enough and now he is paying the price (literally) because my mother sent me to get groceries and idk the best deals so I’m just buying shit no matter the price


So no one wants to take me on a weekend away safari trip? okay sho


YA GIRL HAS A CONCILIATION DATE


For the record: I obviously ain’t never gave a fuck enough to let people’s opinions move me. Because if you love me, then you’ll do the work to find out why I chose Joe. And if you don’t, then you’ll eventually have to give your commentary from the cheap seats.


Zinda hou ya chal bassy...???


The combination of Weed & Starbucks so top tier


She like my gut


searching for cute dog names for my nonexistent dog


Another day another fire workout


if it’s fuck me , it’s definitely fuck you


see when i say i want a girl to be obsessed with me i don't mean the type that starts an argument because i replied 6 minutes after she messaged me... i just meant make me your lock screen


34 years young


And btw Gerber makes yummy baby food.


Play with my pussy not my feelings


Loved watermelons super extra when I was pregnant so i’m not surprised that my baby loves it too


and that's it for today hihi


moodboard to reality


i have such a nice skin-tone


6 pounds 12 oz & 19 inches my boy so beautiful


ah, just got audible.... how do I change the narrators voice omds


Finally did my first intradermal injection on a real arm and not a hotdog this time


Holy hell what did I eat yesterday


What’s it going to take for my boyfriend to buy and deliver some bon chon for me


I know all the bones now


I wouldn’t normally bother with things like my last tweet. But several arrogant and clueless supporters giving it billy big bananas on Saturday evening don’t seem to be saying much this evening.


I’m picking gas money over food.. maldita pobreza


Have you guys heard of this #PUSHRESET and #stoptheclock for Unus Annus?


Has there ever been a decision where the ref has gone to the VAR monitor and stuck with his original decision?! It’s completely pointless and basically only means one thing when they go to the monitor. Save us the wait and just change the decision immediately


Why is college so expensive


Well, whaddya know, sleeping to forget about it did not make me forget about it


GM @user top show & honesty has really grown on me,keep it up my man I’ve become a regular listener. The 2 people in the box @ d tennis I would NEVER have r Peter Vlandi who would hog d spotlight & Andrew Abdo d bloke that goes missing as soon as U mention his name.


If the England cricket team can get a OM for just winning the 2005 Ashes, Marcus Rashford better get one tomorrow.


I’m finding out right now a lot of my eligible friends did not and are not going to vote and I really hate you all from the bottom of my heart


despite me half way giving up this semester my grades kinda good!!!! glad i got some energy to finish strong, is this 4.0 SZN I hear???


Cali has a bunch of toys but she rather play with my slippers


“Virgos love stability more than they love sex” @user #awwOk #VirgoMoon


Excited to say that I have been asked to go and speak at the Sixth Form I attended about my experiences during my teacher training at University! Not my usual comfort zone of standing in front of primary children, but looking forward to hopefully inspiring some future teachers!


We are grown . If you can’t say what you feel sincerely then get the fuck


ngl i feel i’d look good in clown shoes


2:22 2/22/22 i think that’s all i need


moved that script so fast


Y'all are looking kinda sexy as women


Oh we about to be horny horny on the tl. Its dick o clock


I had a huge bug on me at the park and then a lady bug flew on my head and I killed it by accident. Wow


My replies are getting more likes than my regular tweets


Dinner is done…wonder if Dominique wants to grab some wine


Review of first two weeks of sabbatical: Five article reviews submitted, four letters of recommendation written (four more to go), two P&T letters written (one in progress). ...but at least no committee meetings


Me and this nigga dressed alike...


making myself a millionaire


I’m so loyal I don’t even text her back


gaining weight in my face


good luck yoimiya wanters you'll get her dw


Wonder did @laura_woodsy & coisty ever get those figures I sent?


Can’t wait for some soup joumou


I'm about to block Tulenkey and Sandra on WhatsApp before they troll me Liverpool fo)) paa


Kid Cudi has no business being that sexy fr


i really like songs that make jt seem that time is moving slow


Papi tomorrow omg


Beat them odds and wasnt even trying to


I really wanna talk to you but I dont wanna bother you. I do that too much already


Everything aside, all I’ve been thinking about is how (if we even get to wear bathing suits and go swimming this year) ima explain an ass tat


Best day with best person


New training program, lez g!!


La mota b like: u look lonely... I can fix that Tan suductoramente ahg


cant wait! lolz ty for putting up w all my bs! ilysm u da best


25/01/2022 Day 283: Arsene is alive


I got a random call from Mexico talking about “apoco ya no reconoces la voz de tu primo” after I told him my name and made him realize he had the wrong number I get a text “disculpa Vianey, por cierto que bonita voz tienes”


I honestly feel so blessed with my in laws, they are the nicest most caring people


Can't believe I trusted these foo's with lunch today


I did such a big girl thing today


lemme find out there’s a serial killer in springfield & they’re targeting women


Noelle in live stream: "You're adding a voice record and I'm like, 'Aimee, you're in love with AJ. Give me a romantic reading.'" I wonder when was Adora's voice specifically supposed to indicate she loved Catra? It can't be "I love you too" because that's self-evident.


#PHIL: I want to be a crisis twink


I be thinking imma get snapped on for the same shit I used to. Lawd dis bih got me traumatized


not my scene partner for my acting class being a signed actor at a talent company


my homeboys keep me sane


I got my hair, nail, & make up appmnt booked.. & I think I got sum plans for my birthday!


I can’t even ghost my friends, they call my family


Would’ve been a great day for golf


Had my cousin over for Christmas weekend. We've grown so much. She brings out the best in me. But she reminds me a lot of times with my ex. & with the planet placements I'm afraid I might book an international flight for New years


Went to a @CampingWorld to look at RV’s yesterday and it felt weird. “Buy what you find, i wouldn’t order anything” @marcuslemonis is that how I’m supposed to buy an RV? Only buy what I can unload from the lot?


WHERE IS THE UFFENDEL REPORT? @chrisluxonmp This is now going to happen everyday until we see it. Love you to the moon and back


I had cheesecake for dinner.


Tue Nov 01 2022 20:38:52 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time):


Does anyone miss Twitter Fleets?


the only reasons i'm still alive: euforie, hondy and them


Man these cakes look good


Bout to eat and go VOTE!


Got something to say about me.. don’t take it to someone else.. say the shit to me boo


Lmaoooo I hate this sooooo muchhhh


maaaaann i’m so bad at gcs i never know what the fuck going on


why tf are people selling skrewdriver shirts on depop


shanikia paying for my makeup , she so nice today


Cooking fried chicken wings cheesy broccoli and potato salad with biscuits for dinner tonight


Why have my Ashton and Daytona already started fighting they 11months and 2 years old what am I gonna do in 5 years


i’m really waiting on 2021 as if coronavirus has some sort of expiration date


CEO of fucked up sleep schedule


need to get onto the dmc and FF wave soon. I just hate having to pay money for games when I pirate everything else media wise


i need to get my ass ready


people really unfollowing me I get it I’m not funny


Just want to keep listening to music while laying on my bed and not think about anything else


.@StevoGG was spot-on with his ante-post Classic Chase judgement and turns his attention to the Paddy Power-sponsored Cotswold Chase at Cheltenham on Saturday. Find out who he will be backing


About to pull my damn hair out. Why finding a place so damn stressful


happiest birthday to one of my fave authors @user you don't know me but you've done a lot of things to make me happy, love you, have a wonderful day and I wish you greatness and success. have a wonderful year


On my way home to my left overs @user


Throw em in gen pop


Really about to start fucking with people got they fuck with me , idc who you are


Cannot get over Rauw’s buzz cut


Oh wow you used a Uzi to ace a team of people spinning in circles. Gawd damn your so fucking sexy


Mfs be fertile asf out here bro


It’s hard to not go on your account and look at you it’s like playin a game of peekaboo.


new neighborhood cat just dropped.... i went outside to see if i could pet them but they ran away


One more week and I’ll officially be in my third trimester


Fuck a bitch going through it..miss you G


Y’all really do it for the media. Hate to see it


Welp, since we are going to continue to be isolating in our house, I asked S if I should treat myself, and before I could say to what he yelled, "YES!" So guess who just bought 3 more packs for the Sims to nourish her inner child?


$SPY suckered in more Bulltards for next drop


Pop over to see us at #AbbeyCentre #Belfast where we have exclusive offers going! Perfect stocking fillers and treats for dare we say #Christmas ! Big #ThankYou to all those who shopped #local and supported us today...we very much appreciate


i got the vaccine now i feel like im going through post nut clarity wtf


i’ll make the world bend for ya. i’ll come find yo ass again if i didn’t know you


When I read your concern/achievement part and also the 'why bangtan important to you part', i can somehow imagine about your personality. And your bias really make sense. There're distinct differences between those with Jin as bias and those with Yoongi as bias


So how do I make enough money to go to the 3rd date


Wow @G2NiKo too good man


Be happy in front of those who don't like you it kills them.


Wake up in Cagayan


I want to slap my mother when she K me


flex your rocks follow


Brae - “ Put it on em make him wanna marry me “ ok no more tik tok for momma


I got so sad that I’m maintaining whilst restricting so I ended up eating 500cal over today’s limit???


Has anyone with an Apple Watch ever had issues tracking indoor runs? My pace & mileage are significantly different than what the treadmill displays & my averages are suffering


I’ve become so content with Vanilla Crown. Pour you a lil root beer in that mfn cup and WHEW! A vibe sis


2days till papa birthday


One day I’m going to be appreciated.


It was smart creating me in 1990, cuz if I grew up with ms. pamela grier


I need my lashes done Friday omgggg and nobody is available


I be wanting to send “my dawg” so many videos & sc of funny shit but I can’t


I still can’t find eggs milk or bread


Also what’s with car dealerships posting vehicles on their website that don’t actually exist? This is the 4th time I’ve found a car online, called and asked about it, and have been told it’s “nowhere to be found on the lot”


Caravan of love


Actually I am also thirsting over this ref. Hey.


Kids nowadays are so cruel… let one of them lay a hand on my step daughter man… that bus driver is gonna get it


Sky Morales Is Sooo Cute


This is my favorite time of year. When the Puma Golf limited edition collections start dropping


fine line era, you'll have my heart forever


I'm so tired as much as I just wanna go to sleep I'm bout to catch this work out


Work is allowing us to wear shorts but total like “field trip mom” style ... buuut it’s super hot outside so catch me looking like a mom


I just got my hair braided last week and I want a new hairstyle already


I really should’ve finagled a second remote job this year


Woods & water


After today's @wordpressdotcom webinar, I can't wait to update my website!


I need somebody to come hang all my TVs


unemployed ppl be livin theee life


Hey America, You had a president who wasn't just a moron or a crook, but a moron AND a crook. CONGRATULATIONS!!!


any uk moots wanna trade pickets?!?


Isn't it still a stain on communism if Cubans are protesting because of access to vaccines? If communism is so wonderful why haven't they delivered vaccines to everyone who needs one?


our beloved summer soundtrack


Some days I don’t feel like texting people back and today’s one of those days


Okay new idea of how to participate in fandom: draw fanart and post it and tag it. Skip the whole socializing bit and just throw art into the void.


Crossing fingers Target still have some xmas goods in JC


i hope he’s streaming today


rlly want to win a giveaway for hu tao funds


This mosquito is having a jol


If you can reply to this tweet you a real one


But on the 24th my mom and dad went to a relatives house and they tested positive for COVID


Y’all ab to watch me glow hard af


New account Rt please


I Dnt #Identify With this Generation


Liverpool fans have gone awfully quiet tonight


3.5 clouds up my window an I can’t see at all


i literally don’t care if you ship real people just do it respectfully it really isn’t that hard


20 more minutes until Cavalier basketball


Maybe @user is right, the best might be no run. Work was a little too much today


please drop the template for junghwan !


feeling very left out


Neto what a player


Sautéed kale, roasted potatoes, and mixed sautéed veggies (peppers, onions and mushrooms)...


There are Vtubers who play smash bros ultimate? I wanna play smash


What do u think im doing


Can someone pass me some adderall so I can fricken focus on studying


And i can’t stop lovingggg you


i want that strawberry cow pillow pet


Dating A Jehovah Witness Girl Go Be Rough, No Birthday ,No Christmas, No Valentine, No Clubbing, No New Year Gifts.


Nothing motivates me more than proving someone wrong


168,906 death toll around the world


First date since J. this Sunday. This bitch is back in the game


#Sneakerella was so cute. I can’t take it.


I found peace in chaos... I’m not one to be judged


i forgot i had to pick up my little brother until 10 mins before i had to pick him up and i ran out so fast that i brought a shirt i spilled soup on and two different chanclas and now i have to get out the car like this


Lakini mbona Leo Tirries Tuesday haitrend Ambieni Shawrries wenyu watume those Tirries


If these new restrictions lock off this play I’m gonna lose it


Who’s your favorite player in valid?


Met with my brother at voting poll and this old guy trying to start an argument about me cutting the line


Should I or should I not reply to 3-5 day old replies/tweets. I want to, but I don't want to come across as creepy..


Can’t wait to clean my apartment


Donny & Sancho made more of an impact in 5 minutes then any of our midfielders today .. give them a chance man


The doors Naomi and Manila had opened


Kind of irritated about the situation


y’all deep in that lovey dovey shit? ew could never b me


Just realised it's been 1y 7m since I was last on Twitter


I can’t wait to experience a beach with a jungle behind me, swimming in a waterfall cove with trees all around me, waking up at 7am to hike up a mountain for the sunrise, my soul needs to travel and experience I feel it in me


We need to bring the real genuine woman back these new females in this generation not it what so ever


change your make up to match your personality or change your personality to match your makeup


Still can’t get over finding a Valentino bag on the floor in tkmaxx the other day


Monty


#stayathomeNigerians Please I have been throwing up and I have been sleeping since is that a #Covid19Out symptom too Doctors here....


If I get tagged one more time in this Poki tweet I STG.


Drinking jasmine tea and playing Minecraft with my


Anyways. My current life goal is locating cute decor for my coffee table. It's glass. Target? Marshall's? Ross? Home goods?


What it is yeah, is they are not going to make it easy for us, they pull these ones sometimes, just stay nimble and spread


Today 22-02-2022. A lille player clocked 22. Well this is chelsea complimenting his day with a perfect 2-0


CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN, TRASH BOX!


U SHOW ME U HALF ASS FUCK WIT ME IMA GIVE U THE SAME ENERGY


On to another chapter of my life


kinda makes me sad that everytime i make new friends and have fun with them there always haves to be someone who ruins everything


But then again 5 months to bulk up a bit


saying "i just need more rest" everyday for the rest of your life and reaching none of your goals and just being stuck


switching to west ham now


This stupid for you and following thing on Twitter is doing my head in!!! It’s like having 2 versions of the thing


Imagine the seethe if Hearts avoid relegation without kicking another ball this season


truth be told, I literally don’t give a fuck


I want a traumatizing coho type twist lesbian romance book RIGHT NOW


It's only for a month or so, but happy that #TheFlash and #LegendsOfTomorrow are back tonight!


Don't let them be a party or club yelling Louder then the music


been thinking of making a silent build so i have a keyboard i can bring to places w/o bothering other ppl


SKEPPY ESTA EN STREAAAM


I say I’m done for good but that depends doe cuz I’ll always end up wanting to kissss youuuu


My brother's birthday was yesterday and my cousin's birthday is at the end of the month. I freaking wish he was still here man. Listening to Kendrick Lamar always makes me think of him. Will be bumping all the throwbacks for you Cesar


Pineapple belongs on pizza I don’t care what anybody says.


2019 was a bitch but damn I got some of the best friends I could ask for


love to see so many queer babies in these divination spaces


But hey, ya girl is getting new titttttties


I think I’m about to change the pronouns in my bio to she/her


I'm watching @MSNBC slowly turning into @FoxNews . Dark days indeed.


there’s no reason why we shouldn’t have fire pictures this weekend


Strawberry Uncrustables are freakin' heaven


Ion have trouble trusting, mfs just can’t be trusted


Absolutely brilliant 1st half performance by Liverpool


I don’t want to do nothing but make money & live stress free


ATTENTION!!! It is Scotch & Vodka’s birthday today


i WOULD change my pfp to the new shiho card but literally half of leoneed enjoyers have the same pfp


Good morning luvs, don't forget to eat your breakfast and have a great day ahead!


I like israelite twitter this morning yall out here dropping gems


Wit a box like mines I refuse to settle


she like to do drugs too, she in love w guns too


heartburn: 2000 me: 0


My mama ain’t hit my line yet. As soon as I hit these sheets it’s a wrap


Anyone interest in a super square parlay? Would anyone be pissed if I posted it? ENGAGE ENGAGE ENGAGE


But my people can come all the way to cookies but can’t come for a free meal


me and matt have so many plans for the future and i couldn’t be more excited


My sister texts like an annoying guy, she only responds to the last thing I sayyyy


I’m so glad I didn’t come up in that cheetah/paw print tat era


Em & I be laughing at shit on like 3 different apps


Kind of want to make a shrimp cocktail today


HOLLON WAIT


Do you get confused by affect and effect? I'll make it easy for you. Although each word is technically both a noun and a verb... Most of the time affect is used as a verb and effect as a noun. Let me show you


People in gyms without masks...y’all are literally outta your damn minds. Wow


Shit can happen...


About to head on my 3rd trip of the year


Ima just say it, most people can’t hang with us drinking


Pharmacology stressing me out fr cause why does it have 2 going on 3 pages of recordings and every other course has 1


Also.. I feel like I'm getting sick...


Hmm city bus content sounds fun


Hussle & Motivate that’s all I’m trying to do


My airway was also blocked causing my oxygen levels to be so low so I had to take 8 steroids in one go to try open it back up and it worked thank godddd


time for sport = time to sweat


I’m glad I’m drama free, few ugly bitches that don’t like me but that’s fine.


Accra girls go bill you make your grandfather ein ghost resurrect. Fear them oooo


Life going well. Car problems


y do children even cry


It’s a flex to be able to do all ethnicities hair TAHA


Fellas what would you do if you lost your girl to a girl


WOW! 89.53 in the javelin by Oliver Helander


she don’t want my hands tho


If palaye gets postponed


the power went out, how can i do my math hw without desmos


How the hell is my phone charging but the percentage is going down? Where they do that at?


my prescription needs to be changed asap ya no veo nada


$VRA hope you are loaded af


Getting these blends done


Stay Safe tweeps


The feeling when the drawing you made yesterday late at night still looks good today in the morning


All the Dodgers getting booed and just laughing it off


sleeping pills are the greatest thing my doctor ever did for me & my girl, depression.


Seriously, all. I am by absolutely no means a big account, but as of just a few minutes ago, I’m down 200 followers since this morning. I had less than 2000 to begin with, so it’s seriously noticeable.


twitter just needs to cut the bs n stop putting certain ppls tweets on my tl after I unfollowed them. Ion wanna see dat shit


Don’t dm me unless you tryna get crossfaded and make out on NYE


Remove the stone from your heart and let someone's son love you, those breast won't press themselves


I get to go back to the gym again and I'm so happy. Gym tonight and a haircut tomorrow, I'm gonna feel so good


That hill at Arby's stupid


worth it yung pila sa the amazing adventures of spiderman


I can’t find a white dress


fucking fellers


west ham might finish above manchester united


i don’t want nobody fucking with meeeeeeee in these streets


My bf got me a foot massager for Christmas


I love watching my sisters friends drag ppl over twitter


I need a foot massage and my balls sucked


so glad my edc ticket is paid in full already


wait kokoro is cake that’s why she left she’s simply cake


my boss said she doesn't feel like we should be at work when it rains and I couldn't have agreed more


to the deobi that follow me; recommend me ur favourite tbz songs


#BTC is so boring right now, moving in 300$ range


job postings that ask for a desired salary range AND don't post the salary on the job posting


Istg I loveeeeeeeee country Christmas music


it's so good to see justice finally, today is such a good day


I just hate when y’all don’t tell the full story but that’s cool too


buy a nude dick rate


My boss : Jose you can go home early Yes yess!!!


i’m beyond ready for friday. spooky movies and friends and treats


Wild that the QB for Miss St is Will Rogers, like the statue in the middle of Techs campus


Get this casserole or go home


I’m ready to fight alongside Britney Spears and sis we will hold her up while the ppl who stripped her of her human rights are made to pay


The cavemen and me studying


I’m kinda glad Arsenal have seemingly dropped out this transfer deal, no doubt Martinez is good player but considering our first valuation was at €34m and Ajax have somehow swindled Man United to paying a price which is likely to be around €60m + add ons is a joke.


I hate a bitch with a big dookie booty


Hi quick sickness update, it has been 3 weeks and I still have a cough, thank you


Matt is My Dawgggg 4 Lifeeee!


Ugh my cat is refusing to use her new litter


#StarTrekTOS #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrekVOY #StarTrekENT #StarTrekLowerDecks ...for the emojis


I saw the craziest think yet at the grocery store. This guy was in a mask, with a face shield, and gloves. He was spraying the potatoes with sanitizer and wiping them off before putting them in that cheap little plastic bag. WTF


Why the hell does this flu feel like Covid part 2


SharedSecret SecretShare


Tfw when no one wants to rp with you


Everytime I’m about to hang up a call as soon as I say love you bye I hangup no matter if the other person says bye or not so that’s something I should probs start working on


figured out my sign for my show


Today is finally the day I caved and learned how to mute words


Zero communication between Bailly and Dave, there... Business as usual for us defensively then


Now I have to starve myself by waiting for this movie to finish downloading so I can eat while watching it


Just admit y’all don’t have an iron and an ironing board. That’s why ya clothes wrinkled


tweeting this for the 1st freakin' time— AM I FOLLOWING YOU?


I'm gonna mute 'dttwt' and 'dt' for like 3 days so my tl can be normal again


I need a witch bitch. Hmu. 100% serious about hexing some mother fuckers.


Let the bleeding continue,so I can keep buying.


i’m watching drop dead gorgeous for pretty women


It’s not that big. But it’s growing.


fluffy kitty hats fluffy kitty hats fluffy kitty hats ..


little miss cortical abnormality


what's sad about discourse around millennials and children is that I'd LOVE to be a parent - I'd be a fucking stellar Dad too... but this country does not provide an environment that gives me confidence I could keep them safe or guarantee their future


I officially paid for alllll laser hair removal and I’m so happy


Anderson Dias me ignorando na live


We have Smart bulbs, and I've named my bedside lamp Tariq Lamptey. So I can shout 'ALEXA, TARIQ LAMPTEY ON' and my lights switch on. Anyway, I was away last night so Ben spent the evening angrily shouting at Alexa to switch 'eric lamty' off + wondering why nothing happened


Young and chasing dreams reaching for the stars


I really don’t like when people use condiments next to me! and then some ppl will literally drench their food in condiments.


I should thank my ex for the social isolation training I endured, but she is a cunt so no thanks.


What's betting uefa steal the ESL and call it the Champions... Oh aye....


And #HarveyDay is over after only 1.2 innings


I put on my big girl pants and made an important call today...I’m so proud of myself


You really don't know pain until you asked Jesus to heal your heart.


Great finish from Davis. Shades of @StanCollymore how he powered through and finished with aplomb!


Bitch better pay me!


Watch/Play Cat Burglar on Netflix and be thoroughly entertained. You're welcome in advance


idk if its just me, but whenever anyone like texts you "uh..." it just scares you and make you guilty


This draw hurting more than the psg game


This day is looking up...got my favorite fellow on for my first 4 hours


gaeul short hair is so good to me she’s so


push day , chest, shoulder, tri’s


Can’t believe I over slept I’m pissed


I hear my heartbeat through my phone way too often


After losing my shit on unemployment for the THIRD time they finally tell me what’s wrong with my claim. 2 months I’ve been waiting.. 2 MONTHS.


The couple downstairs are having a right barney. Banging doors and roaring at each other.


I have the chance to skip my salary for this month to be added to that of next month but E go bloody.


Don’t try to kiss me if I don’t like u like that cuz that’s disrespectful slick sexual harassment imma tell my mommy


ok keplers recent concept photos looked so good. the girlies are on fire, looks like i will tuned in


Potty training is for the birds


those teachers that got mad at in u in hs for asking to use the bathroom must be so happy about zoom class. now you can use the bathroom WHILE not missing any class time


Make me and option, I’ll make you a number


That line-up for Punk Rock Holiday is sick. It's like a dream! Every of my dear fave bands will play there.. Well, not all of them, Simple Plan is not there.. But unfortunately I have to let it go..


When you've already decided to remove Fischl from your main party but they keep giving you constellations :v Okay fine Fischl stays


i’m a smooth fast console player who plays left claw


Yet another debutant manager handing out a beating to our 3 year or so project.


One thing about it, I’ll talk you out of ANYTHING! Finesse on 1000


We're dancing on tables And I'm off my face With all of my people And it couldn't get better they say We're singing 'til last call And it's all out of tune Should be laughing, but there's something wrong And it hits me when the lights go on Shit, maybe I miss you


Someone please ask @chucktodd if HE has any hard feelings. Sheesh


/neg Ooohooohohohoo i might lose my job and its really gonna fuck me and several other people over if i do If anybody can send distractions while i try to get my shit together tomorrow to NOT get sacked that would be great bc holy shit i wanna d!e


The sunset and the moon right now... so beautiful


Ugh... people using the term "coronacation"... this isn't a vacation.


I wanna js fucck her wild & pull her hair


It really makes me upset that every time I end up getting time off I have the most insane migraine or I’m really sick.


love when my insides feel like they're being grated


Tarzaned hosted me and all of his viewers started asking me to "adopt us orphans"


So excited for the return of @CBCMurdoch @yannick_bisson and @user !!! Jan 4th. If you film in @user I expect a heads up.


Bruno on the bench


Where do black folk hang out in #Nashville


why & how do I have 15k pictures in my camera roll


cold rice pudding is somethin else


Ain’t no bitch over me, He know dat


I just realised I start school tomorrow…


Turns out getting covid probably did make my endo symptoms worse. This is so great. Now let's hope it's not long covid


it's time to cut & style my hair, just don't want someone to do me dirty


You ain’t on my level. Just a friendly reminder to remind you.


wait this is insane cos i thought we were going to get a “bangtan does sofi” documovie thing but we’re probably actually getting “bangtan ptd around the world”


Leave a like if your subscribed to the YouTube channel


Off to La Rosaleda’s 80th birthday party. Hoping for cake and a goodie bag.


Ain’t even half way through my master’s & I’m ready to start working in my field


# 2022ENniversary


Found a office space for 300


hypothetically if i bought 5sos merch rn would i get a magazine


“Carti why you actin funny? Ever since you got some money you been frontin’ on me”


a bitch is gone die waiting on me to give ah fuck.


Welsh sold the jerseys there


So it’s true... very curious how this is gonna work out...


leave your boyfriends today


Gave them tickets away hoping Lebron wasn’t gone play


i’ll get my first dose of moderna vaccine tomorrow yippie


Evening preps in mixed schools were dangerous, umeme's off now there's a classroom that's smelling like fish.


they made saul drop his icecream


polly has such a good arch in her feet. eye know she used to dance, but still


i need a 100m’s by tonight


Everyone so caught up in Donovan Wilson that most of them forget that Jayron Kearse is right around the corner


Body image is crazy i really do feel ungrateful for social media sometimes. Imagine how simple it was only ever seeing people in person


excited for san diego this weekend


When I like someone, I really do commit


to de jaemin


My mother already started talking shit about the appearance of the guy I’m dating. I guess I’ll just leave him and be single forever can’t get anything approved by this family


If nothing else, that French vanilla gon burn off that tongue


It's been 2 months since my last tattoo and I already have a new design for the next one. I can’t stop


I really need some extra love rn


I want someone to be as obsessed with me as cara is with Megan there stallion


I don’t take long to get ready, it just depends how much I want to bullshit


Just took a fye ass nap


Learn to not take shyt PERSONAL


The best thing about being me right now is my outfits are constantly on point and making me intimidatingly cool and I’m just like


Work hard get to the bag and stunt Stunnalations 5:14


now I want Indian


“Told me to come in and work the gate”.. yeah okay, which gate is that


what can i say i like having the best of both worlds


I just need a opportunity to show a couple college coaches I can ball or send them my film !


Job interview tomorrow and I've never been that scared


The #NHLJets are out, but Zach Bogosian is still in the playoffs.


I don’t understand how trump supporters love trump but always talk shit about the government trying to control them like girl he in charge of the government stfu


why do people act like I don’t ABUSE the block button


hahahha pv rt ironic cause im listening to minsik’s rendezvous


nobody told me abt shirtless komaeda


Lovely lovely shindig with lovely lovely @user and their Edinburgh team. You know how to put on a canapé!


my favorite person is already 8 years old?!? How??


which petnames do you like to be called? bc i’m bored -No. -eh -NO -no. -?? no -eh idc -sure -no -maybe -...maybe.. -literally never -no -no -sure why not -yes -sure -sure -no -only if ur a grandma -maybe -? no -no in the replies best friends


guess who just preordered onewe's demo album yep, thats me


Begging my dad for Eddsworld keychains


Millicent Omanga to join KOT in tag pushing and Facebook influencing deal done plus add ons. Confirmed , Here We Go!


Goodnight cutie pie


Finally some Zeno’s Greek yoghurt with honey drippings and granola chunks


Finally a win @Arsenal #LondonIsRed


Who is that talking on MSNBC right now that just said Biden would WANT to face Trump in 2024 because he’d be the perfect opponent for him? I’m only listening but I *100%* AGREE! Oh my god yes let’s do this all again. Record against record this time.


Have you ever been hit on by an invigilator during exam ? Yiiikes


Loadshedding setse ka 15min this side


I feel like a small child complaining about not getting a participation sticker.... but I voted and they didn't give me a sticker.... I wanted one...


I don’t even be remembering what I ordered anymore


Hi I’m back, BTS is going to Vegas and I’m poor and in college so here I am to tweet about books and formula 1


I really was going to cry today if I had to pay for my son’s daycare for a year


My sweet sweet friend. Holding it all together


Girl at Panera gave me 3 cookies


I cant play animal crossing anytime soon since I have to do things with my sister today


Trump getting kinda Kanye West-ish on that dexamethasone


Tinashe so damn beautiful omg


good luck to everyone rolling for zhongli!!!!


bangtan went on hiatus?


PROPS to anyone who makes SOP’s for a living. Preparing for maternity leave might be more exhausting than labor itself


I just wanna put my pussy in ya mouth so I can see what you talking about!


That “call regular” hits different.


Dear @user please would you do us the courtesy of fucking off? Your racist ideology is not needed nor are you... IL happily pay for your plane ticket one way...


My hormones have been soo out of wack lately. I cried 5 different times today and got mad over the smallest thing. I really hate feeling like this


This new do not disturb best thing they’ve ever introduced to the phone, no notifications for anything feel at peace


My pops was like only fools sleep for more than 6 hours


When I come across good what I believe to be good information about how to trade stocks I have been retweeting it with the $LEARN quote. If you search Twitter for $LEARN you will find all this information. Your welcome.


My little sister just did my hair, love you Belle


I love the " ima just get a new one" mentality. I live so stress free.


Nice move on $TTD today


Cenk Tosun and Theo Walcott linked with emotional return before TDD


Just been down to the Post Box. The few people I passed were all smiles and 'hello's'. Maybe we'll all be a wee bit nicer after all this.


Just waiting on 5 o’clock to hit this fat ass blunt I have in my bag


When ya veiws don’t match pockets We gota ask what u talking about


This Generation's Relationship Goals are far more important than Mental Health and Life Goals


“You’re losing weight” “No I’m not” “In. Your. Butt.”


Get Jersey Mike’s Subs delivered to your doorstep today!


Damn yo I think imma have a scar above my lip


Not me reorganizing the girls closet at 1230am


Everything fell out my wallet the other day and a condom fell out lmfao my mom said what you got that for


you locked eyes with mine the world stopped and nothing else makes sense -p.b.


almsot broke my fast bc i had forgotten but thankfully i remembered and held myself back


someone should buy me spiderman i need those deleted scenes


my little sister blocked me on tik tok


when tyler sings i’m literally ready to bust it wide open and have another baby with this man


Love how that 4th line finishes there checks


Whenever I feel sad, I look down then I feel happy. So in conclusion, have a big heart


i wanna thank turkish rock for existing and for the masterpiece that is cambaz by mor ve ötesi


it was cute and groovy until reality set in


Man these cops are out tryna get that end of the month and holiday season check in one morning, they are everywhere


another crypto billionaire dies. something is a lil fishy


im sorry but if u choose naruto over fairytail ...


“Your room smells like boy” Me:


i love being an evil and sinister customer service employee. i will do anything to make ur experience completely abysmal


I hope you're happy, but not like how you were with me I'm selfish, I know, I can't let you go So find someone great but don't find no one better I hope you're happy, but don't be happier


get bent, pig


Ready to go to sleep for the night


I should join portfolioday and visiblewomen stuff more often… I just love to see everyone’s work


Sorry I’m a brainwashed liberal college student but at least I don’t let my 7 year old idolize a homophobic, racist, and sexist man because hearing him yell “Trump Train” is cute


I just booked a round trip flight to Miami for $48..


Stella, bout to get her groove back


Playing Rambo for fun.


Why do somepeople hate to hear the word 'submission' so much. lol. You will be okay Your future husband go con enter marriage dey fight for submission. e no go know say you be agbawo. lol Pastor adeboye is your favourite pastor till he says you should submit to your husband


Ion really fucks with Biden, but I fucks with not being stupid af


Yesss lordddddd pedicure long nail & eyebrows me please


Got hoes that live outta town cuz hotels leave paper trails


“Payment received” Fuck you


I remember when shadow was scared to go down the stairs now she’s flings herself down like a maniac.


hunger games this squid game that, excuse me while I watch Battle Royale


$1050 ticket


* liked your story * but continues to post your girl right after , y’all got no shame ?


In case you’re wondering I’m counting blessings


I wanna go to the fair, the haunted house, and the pumpkin patch


Drea put it in my head: who wanna go to taco Tuesday with me?!!! #newyorkonly


I got to give out sooooo many pupachinos today


It still hurts my stomach to sneeze


Single, celibate & happy


Well said @Studio10au @user Meghan suffering in her $35 million mansion relating to the downtrodden & oppressed. You know he's right @SarahHarris


Don’t Be Goofy bring some passion to the table what u doing


You can’t name sumn I did flaw I’m a dyin breed of the realist


Leg day is the best, plus I PR’ed my deadlift today.


I wanna buy a new wig but I ain’t got no where to go


6 foot 9 when I’m standing on my money, 7 foot 5 when I’m standing on my Dick


I just wanna hug Tristan. I miss him so much.


Hey @user sitting in my car in -28c pushing the buttons as per YOUR instructions to hopefully finally fix YOUR issue. Only thing keeping me warm is my blood boiling from each of 6 diff advisors who insist on calling me sir/Mr despite assuring me notes on file are updated


Pussy nigga tendencies, I can’t fuck with it.


The me 10 years ago would be so proud of the me today


Greatest performance by Casemiro in a United shirt, World Class


Show must go ooon


Kai is INSANE two back to back bops with amazing choreo


I deserve a tequila shot rn


gonna have to make some concrete decisions soon


Packing for a trip is so stressful


Just remembered when Xavi told Raphinha to stay wide 6 times in 17 minutes


Dime buster


Ima go bake me some cookies and eat my ice cream as soon as I get home


I’m about to hit my stride now


Anyways peace and love


oop, it ended


Abeg where the block button dey, I can see it’s more popular in Ghana


what podcasts do y’all listen to?? my favorite ones are @SarahKSilverman and @AMorbidPodcast


I need help talking my braids out


it's so sad when you think i care abt your opinion abt me??


I’m kind of digging this Riverdale show


"One begins to feel young at sixty, and then it is too late..." - Picasso It is our fundamental right to be young, free, foolish, daring, make mistakes, be open, learn, grow and evolve. We have the rest of our lives to look back and marvel at how obnoxious and naive we were


It’s that time again to figure out if I’m getting back into a deep depression or if I’m just exhausted


3:33 Love


Imiss football


You must be so popular if you don’t have time to text me back!


Liverpool >>>>>> Rapperholic Concert


My problem is I have a smart ass mouth and if you think you finna have the last word with me, YOU AINT BITCH


Most days I feel so lost and ignorant when it comes to pursing a career in entertainment then I feel a rush of gratitude. I’m grateful for the people I’ve met/meeting and the lessons I’m learning.


Akeem no know wetin integrity means. I sure say he never even hear am before.


wait i think i have like $50 in cash


Exposition It can make or break a script Necessary information to understand the plot, characters. Logic. Realism. Essential elements to get across. But can quickly overwhelm a reader. Bore them. Lose all momentum. Exposition needs to be left like a trail of bread crumbs


I want a burger . But I want a Quesadilla


That first stroke of the day feels so good my eyes rolled back in my head


can't wait to put my lights up tomorrow after work


Bitch said i only call to fuck i feel like the bitch bein kinda extra


my flight just got delayed two hours


New season is fun


Something horrible just happened to me.. I'm alone, it's dark, and my fucking front door started to slowly and loudly creak open.. I'm gonna barf


in the mood to post some josh clips


what a horrible day to live in the south


Ladies, women, adult females, and potential X-chromosome-carrying life mates.. As a gentleman, I will kindly hold your purse if you ask me to. -But if you ask me to carry it for you like a bellboy, please don't get upset when I decline outright. Men have to have standards.


i truly be wanting to just lock myself away some days


Did a Q&A with @137pm that’s coming out today


I think I just watched my dog learn about, and understand reflections


Played Reds.


day 5 of trying to get my phone company to contact the credit company so they can see i’ve paid off my bill instead of insisting i pay them the $400 i have already paid


went shopping with my mom today, halos lahat bet niyang clothes gusto niya ipasukat sakin at bilhin, mom im more than willing to be your dress up girl pero dami kong need gawin sorry uwing uwi


So the @user app is now downloadable on Android... But of course I can't remember the name I've reserved to log in (and I can't seem to reset my password either).


I don’t know how my boyfriend still fancies me when I’ve hardly seen him since #Lockdown but I’m so glad he does


if no one got me ik my dream hunk body and taking care of my cat as a reason to live got me


my ankle is killing me rn


Obviously, Jabba's covid-19 hasn't opened his eyes, his mind, or his heart to our countries suffering. But I wonder how many of his minions will recover with the same attitude, or if some may actually walk away as human beings


feels like i’ll never reach 100 followers


Carol definitely killed her husband


steak, garlic mash potatoes and corn .. with some garlic knots


If yo nigga out cheating in this virus he really hate you I’m sorry man


just went to Starbucks and they made me a second coffee for free


it’s always the ones who don’t have nice style that messes over pretty girls


So does anyone else lay in bed with the fan on freezing and instead of just turning off the fan cover yourself with a blanket instead


Like duh where else you thought you was gon see me ?


English media are literally a disease


fukkkkk all dat


I..... Quit fortnite...... JK. But still fuck that game's hard. Gonna play Apex Legends and get that thicc Loba


ENGLAND ARE PLAYING TONIGHT AS WELL


Y’all someone paid for my groceries today. I could’ve cried


“Since the borders are closed, why not we give the tokens of appreciation to local dignitaries to show our country’s appreciation for maintaining our COVID-19 free status and lift spirits in this difficult time? Helluuu, not all dignitaries are working hard to keep this status


someone with a cool last name marry me please i have the perfect baby name and im funny sometimes


activism for the day: complete


Everyone makes fun of me for calling a shopping cart a buggy and calling a grocery store a market


Imagine growing up and going to school with that swarmy Rand Paul.


Dom got me coming out of retirement for All Star Weekend


love & happiness was playing while i walked out my car got in the store and they were playing ... universe is that you ?


Going for drives is one of my favorite things we do


Points for protecting everyone—except Ru. Never protect Ru


I just explained the concept of psychological safety in the workplace to my (cis het white male) partner and I realized that it was something he had literally never thought of in his entire career thus far or when evaluating job offers.


gimme 3 weeks and I’ll be able to put both of my legs behind my head again


Did y’all see @user picture on IG,if not go look


Bukayo Saka’s past 17 Premier League games: • 0 goals • 1 assist • 1,189 minutes Starboy


Neat stuff from Wales. Roberts looks to take a long throw, it is played back and then falls to Allen. He sends a shot towards goal but it rises high and wide. #WALENG #Qatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup #ThreeLions #ArBenYByd Keep up-to-date with all the action on our live blog


Memphis don turn rapper


Biden and the Democrats and his handler‘s with all their money started the riots started all the hate start at all the division just so they can now turn it on to Trump and make it seem like it was all him what a bunch of evil people the leftist are


Mitch McConnell makes me angry


Lowkey think I tore my meniscus again and if I did I’m going to be sooooo pissed


All of a sudden glee is trending on Netflix


… but this rain and spicy spaghetti w/ breadsticks is about to thump so hard


My oldest brother really call me just to talk lol. I’m cool with it tho


I ordered more cards but I'm using a more affordable printing service, so let's pray they look good!


Hot take: Secret Band >> DGD


raymond holt x taki sprite my fav ship


Pace off the ball ffs England. Not very bright!


3yr old and partner playing a complex game of make believe in the other room. Just heard my partner say "I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to be doing" which sums up how every parent feels when they get dragged into these games


Mf say they care that be all talk


i just read the warmes fics ever i am cured from my act depression


POV- Liverpool fans on twitter tonight: “We only lost the league because we played a weak team”


i’m so proud of myself. ya girl actually fucking ate today


Good morning oomfs,team work makes the dream work


Twice in a week


Finishing my ST1 surgery: wow. What a year. I could write an essay on how brilliant/amazing/draining/stressful it was, but I’m <1week til exam so I won’t! Also starting New Scary Job (NSJ) tomorrow so mostly focused on that


does anyone recommend karadayi dizi


i was literally opening my laptop abt to watch trolls and then just


Decided to make a new Ig and just not follow Celebs. So give ya girl a follow. @user on IG


Seeing this man love this baby soo much warms my whole heart…


Huh... Why would the church change the Bible to not talk about pedos?


Can't believe Newcastle are gonna part with 45 million for Toblerone head Gordon


just applied to all the safeways within a 20 min walk


what if this is all an elaborate plan to get closer to bun


All I can see around us is just violence and crime Full time for us to centralize, socialize and realize


I hope I'm raring up for the best damn sleep I've had in awhile. I'm about to collapse in bed like a rock right now. Finally finished my story trade with @user . Just got to revise it and share it, and finally get ready for some hella fat snow leopard and fat Kovu x3


If u're waiting for a food in a restaurant... Aren't u a waiter..?


BBC news doing a pro illegal migrant broadcast


The fam wants alfredo again... They kno I’ll make it happen


I got these GABA pills to help my anxiety hopefully they work


.... I just want to work in a office again


Blacky shared a post of King George performing some where round here and I did not see one post or flyer IM PISSED..Too Long is one of my favs


Meg said “you really ain’t never gota fuck him for a thang, he already made his mind up before he came.” & I definitely felt that


i must have pleased my ancestors, the universe, or somebody in a high place because i am beyond fulfilled


Every time I feel myself in the struggle of refusing to give up my power, something AMAZING happens within the hour. The universe sees me and I can’t do anything but be thankful


fineeee I’ll get a red tattoo on valentines day


I’m ready for my friends to get married. And if you know me and I’m constantly talking about you getting married.. Then yes, I am speaking about you.


I tweet about the things I, myself, struggle with so that now that I've put it out there it's more of an imperative that I follow it and practice it. So literally it's all aimed at me


Crampy cramp while I worky work


I Knew My Sisters Wasn’t Going Take Me Serious


Money swollen like cyst !! They done put faith in the kid


If you won't give it, I won't beg. That simple


someoen from@ireland got a 369 package i am so happy for you


Dennis Schroder literally hammed his self tho that’s sick


It’s hottt afff


i just tried streaming genshin today and my stream keeps CRASHING its annoying i swear


Like no shit you’ll be on hold fucking wait on the line don’t hang up & say oh I’ll try later


shrimp & scallops for lunch


Wow my locs were dirty af .


20 days til somebody getting nutted in


My mom doesn't like pork patties which leaves more for me from now on


I can’t listen to spitta and not smoke


So glad I got to choose the song my brother and my mom are gonna dance at his wedding, can’t wait to see the both of them cry


I cooked grilled pork chops, black eyed peas, white rice & cornbread....lawd, that first bite of everything, I had to sit back & smile!


Lol, so you gon leave me on read ? Okay, nuh bother text me when you see this


purple rats again


My goodness - @user is having a dunk fest today.


#emmerdale Bless Rishi, he's a good egg


The fact that credit card companies still prey on high school grads/ freshmen’s at colleges makes me so mad!! Personal finance is now next to impossible to learn in school but schools still allows credit card booths…


Ughh I’m so tired of taking notes already from classes


The Mugler Alien scents a go or not? Cuz I’ve been eyeballing them


If it wasn’t for Jojos trying not to think about it EP I wouldn’t have the words to describe how I’ve been feeling for 2 years


$SPCE Markets green tomorrow and a good report tonite. Shorts are in trouble.


I need a cute outfit for the concert


I’m adding flipping property to the agenda


I’m channeling my inner exotic chef and making tacos


did i really pay my bills early , i just went to pay some shit, and said i was caught up til dec


sorry not sorry to all the minish*ws y’all bout to be real mad at me for the edit that i have in my drafts but y’all can stay mad


Imagine breaking your boyfriends heart and your best friend fixes it.


i just got hit in the face with a soccer ball my face hurts.


Cavani is over rated by utd fans


The one time I try to “surprise” Brandon it fails


Porn has ruined me. Every service plumbing call I keep thinking there’s a chance of some action. And there never is. Shame


I need heavier weights


I never posted about this, for, reasons… camped on smiley creek for my birthday this year as we usually do. At sunset I counted the most mountain goats I've ever seen at one time. ~50! w/ lots of little kids hopping around the cliffs & spires That whole ridge burned today.


Yo, @user We both know that yesterday should have been the last game the @celtics played against the @user That game 3 buzzer beater hurt. As for your @user I'm not impressed. Barely beat @user @Lakers might do Houston, like they did Portland.


The cock I just had in my mouth was probably the biggest I’ve ever sucked


a&t got all da bad bitches. I’m convinced


And he was complaining about someone not passing


imagine doing the exact same thing but on a different network very innovative


O goodness just found out the "who let the dogs out" song isn't about dogs


I just want to take a nap man


Solid pubg session with my faves today


I'm out for the evening and missing all the Eurovision fun


We haven't even made it through an entire month of 2020 yet and I'm already feelin it...


I really am a sucker for kind eyes and a nice smile


Might get silly and go to a therapist


Started my locs, I’m officially my moms least favorite child


Beaten 4 nil in our own back yard, not a single goal in open play so far, I don’t get his formation, team choices, it’s like he’s not watched English football over the last season, it’s boring to watch, there’s no excitement, was lucky in the euros, how much longer can he last


I can’t believe I paid money to see my chemical romance and instead a band called mcr came out


Uh rain..


And as time passes , it gets harder . I break a little more everyday


i’m never complaining if dev patel’s employed but we need to get a move on his oscar campaign


#SupremeCourtHearing Senator #Hirono dishing it right back to #SenHawley listing judges HE and Rs approved that made decisions he's bashing #BrownJackson for. Kudos!!


I doubt kung ang batas which require simcards to be registered can really deter fraud and online scammers. Baka gawin lang tong surveillance machine


Bro how did someone just screenshot and repost my snap when it didn’t show anyone screenshotted


Just wanna go to a place where I can let go this heavy feeling in my heart


At @user in Denver...@TheAstrosLocker is living his best life discussing baseball with other Astros fans. He’s so happy. I’m here for it.


why did 5sos have to be so adorable ?? they really make me the happiest lil bean


Icon stat


stressed asf and making chicken nuggets stress eating really has a hold on me


Had coffee with Grandpa


I personally enjoy taking public transit from time to time. There’s something so relaxing about not being stressed out and concerned for my safety because of drivers who buy their licenses


Not sure what to do, I found out 1 of my co workers is anti Covid vax . Don’t really want to be around the person ya know. Do i work from home or say something to my boss?


nothing feels better than coming to my grandmas after school and drinking a glass of chocolate almond milk


Keep track of the time and amount you spend gambling. RG info.


if no one got me i know beetwt content got me


How not do do PR 101. Whadda mess!


about to hit 1000 followers for the 15th time because i’m too busy being depressed to actually tweet on this account


Birthday at 12 I’ll be out taking shots


good night!! and i hope u all dream abt changbin


i wants to schmoke but after i'm finished with all my work


***Here is an updated list of FAKE giveaways that have shown no winners, blocked or ignored winners and some that have lots of giveaways with hardly any winners Especially big give aways! Please RETWEET to EXPOSE THEM!!!*** @user @user @user Continued


got a steak waiting for me at home


Every nigga Needs A Lady


GOT A MEXICAN BITCH N ALL SHE EAT IS HOT CHEETOS


The weather is amazing rn


My son just took all the kids of his Cheider to the bathroom with him


Day 52 without a seafood boil and my mind is going crazy


Its cute to see the analytics twitter GMs to die on certain hills... If its so easy to manage teams, why aren't you doing it then..? It ain't everything, kids.


dear @user moots, pls stop putting d!cks videos on her tl BECAUSE SHE KEEPS SENDING THEM TO THE GC PLS SAVE OUR EYES WE DON'T DESERVE THIS. thank you


you gotta pay for it and leave a tip


your favorite content creator has been making skits as a caricature of a black woman since 2009


first day of school is tmrw, my sleeping schedule is fucked up , I have no classes with any of my friends , life is going great


might get new stayc album


I can’t believe my little cousin is pregnant dawg cause whatttt


hope everyone's having a good (if not best) day today and every day


The hospital plays music on our phones everytime someone is extubated & its been going off so much this afternoon


Would marry camila cabello


But you could take 7 and 5 to 75 and be in my life


LOL this is my favorite hooligan


I need a career change. I haven’t worked in over two weeks. The thought of going to where I work makes my stomach turn. I need to get my shit together


Start ur day with a smile


Brandy x I wanna be down


a woman came up to the register at work with one of the new Halloween themed plushies my manager just finished putting up. it’s a little witch cat and it was so damn soft. i now feel even more compelled to buy it


Always a bright day when Auro updates her riteru fae fic


The unspoken rule of kpop is that rappers should write their own rap lines


me: has an art piece that i was proud of but didnt finish bc i realized i couldnt understand how to get correct colors under specific lighting and now its sitting here......my color theory and painting professor would kill me


Want to #win the long-awaited Apple iPhone SE2? @user is giving away this amazing new upgrade to one lucky winner. Go enter


I @POTUS @IsraeliPM @DanRather @Pontifex have never asked before, and I won't again. God does not let me see what people are doing. If ANYONE has been reading my stuff, please "like" this. My concern is for my ongoing Colorado PTSD. God has the rest handled.


Dolphin mf


Oof Alisson


Debating if I should let my hair loc


Fantastic performance by @user Clean sheet and looked very dangerous going forward. Hopefully we'll bring that level of play on Sunday


VHS 1994 finally comes out tomorrow


content wise hbo max might be giving the other girls a run for their money


12 years ago today I started Twitter in hopes of @justinbieber noticing me lmao. he did tho


So how many times a day is it good to go to the gym to get good ass results?


That 2nd goal by Ronaldo


Park chanyeol is the standard and you keep crying


Soo should I take a whole week off ?


I miss my college face


Trying to draw ren from #yumekuro till the last day….and…..no luck


Where did the summer goo!!!


Hiring #Millennials is the new dating game, and competitive companies want #RelationshipStatus.


I have £25 in my bank acc


Love having my own bathroom just edge control, bras, makeup and lashes everywhere


Anthony on the Parker's DID NOT need to be that FINE


Before i leave i like to spray on your cologne so i can still smell you when I’m gone


When that Beyoncé song drops at the end of Kind Richard


Back from school, got a few things to do as hw but I'm kinda lazy


I love snapping guys after a few days of not answering and they go “still hot” like ty this why I keep coming back you got the right idea my guy see you in a week


R.I.P street cat Bob , only cat I liked.


Always have two factor authentication enabled


Damn I wish this chick thats working with me rn would stfu, why you talk so gah Damn much


This guys parenting skills


Everything Everywhere All At Once getting so many oscar nominations is so deserved I'm so happy for everyone involved in it getting recognized


spider-man 3 title is probably gonna be revealed on the Fallon show thingy tonight when Tom Holland is on so basically i’m gonna have to wake up at 4:30am so i don’t miss it


Stay Home Or Go Over Lil Folks House?


you're amazing @LiamPayne thank you for everything ily


Rather stack a hunnid and chill alone


No Balon d'or


I love mom moms yo


in line with my kids & this creep in front of us smiles & try’s telling me to go ahead & get in front of him - an I’m like naaaa I’m good (told him I’m good like 3 times) was just trying to check me out from behind


The person you are right now is the person you would have felt safe with when you were younger


desrve naman maging happy ng ashmatt e


Té chai pumpkin spice the Twinings? Si lo ven en @user me avisan


It appears that after about a year now... my AirPods randomly reappear again


Preparing myself for work today


As soon as i get to PR im buying a bottle of casamigos and wine/champagne lol


Baby face ray album really run


30 minutes in the shower ain’t long tf?


My favorite pandemic people are the ones who share all these posts about #stayhome #flattenthecurve but still hang out with friends


Sometimes I wish people could just sense that you’re upset without you having to communicate and be mature lol. Ew


2 out of 6


this boy jusy put on his private story ‘scm if ur not gay’ well... lucky for you i am so


You know what would be a great birthday gift? A new chapter of Berserk


If I hit Sunday that’s 5k


I want somebody to fall for me like rod wave fell innat stage


I have a conference call that I don’t wanna get on today


Yeah saturday I’m in the house


Can dessert just be a bowl of whipped cream with caramel drizzle on top? Asking for a friend and not my 32 pregnant self


America's best wing


As per request we will be starting a training/academy program. It will be ran by ex pro athletes that have developed a curriculum to maximize gaming/esports efficiency. Pro/Top AM coaches, Scouts & Players will be paid for their time


i have a feeling jimin is gonna do his vlive today,, also watch me be a clown


Lmao idk how my customers are getting my real phone number when I only give my work phone number and extension


So class starts next week but only one of my classes are on Canvas.


Can i Practice Sucking Dick Using Yours?


2.22.22 health and wealth.


Butterscotch angel delight is God tier food


The fact that Kylie coming out with a baby line. Yall bet not buy that shit but i mean if you do, do you but


Just cause you text someone they don’t have to answer. People really don’t understand that concept.


I'm gonna be closing up for the night now! The DIYs are basically gone. Thank you for everyone coming and clearing out my extra ones. If you guys wanna come back tomorrow for clothes and items that would be cool


we like smoking out of papers over here


Smoking in the rain is all fun until you end up with a soggy joint


Imagine growing up to have a husband and kids who both like casserole


s€lf h4rmed


don’t call me yo best friend, bitch we just associates, dassit


River & 6th street on Saturday


Crypto is booming


One thing fasho, 2 thangs for certain... IDGAF!


maybe inshot does have rights


why do i have this feeling that ateez will announce their asia tour after japan concert


Just noticed I have a tiny hole in my black shirt idk how that happened wtf and now I’m going to the mall


Bigen = The Origin of Beauty


Oh gosh just got piercing done my Tongue ready to take already


drake - chicago freestyle


Imma make myself not need anybody the biggest quest of my life


Pms bikin lemes


The RE needs more Suzy, @richeisen


Please forgive me for what I said when I was at war with myself and projecting onto you


Dando show no cod como sempre


Never knew Albee Al was Puerto Rican and that he was from Jersey


I’m grey fck this cheese steak up


Issue sa PINAS AH!!! TOXICITY!


Being sick with a sick baby is literally hell.


The real digimon is coming, thankfully dream probably alr finish with their promotion atm or else it's gonna be real hard fight for us


Amelia: watching a cartoon Mother in law: ‘those streets don’t look as crowded as they should be’


Bryan said our wedding colors look stupid so I said he can’t come to the wedding Him- “thank God, some poor sap can take my place” I hate him


Yeah I’m good on y’all


eating is cancelled again


Best part about Gaspy weekend was hearing the funny stories uber drivers told us


procastination is killing me


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The 1st 4 strokes always the best


Crazy my horoscope was saying December was going to be good to me and on the first day it has been!


i love billie eilish lmao


Should I eat this donut now or tomorrow morning?


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