No word yet if I have or haven't been chosen as Biden's running mate so... fingers crossed?


Is this a good time to say that I always thought Panic! At The Disco was mediocre at best? Because to me they were


Ebay don't let me down


I ain’t fall off just took time to come back biggger and better


No one figured out the secret? WOW. Here is a huge hint that solves 90% of the mystery:


Here's an easy one. Create your dinner with lettuce, clams, sriracha sauce, and lasagne


All these phone interviews... and yet no job offer. I don’t like that. I’m impatient


DMP got here


It’s gonna be juicy! Think I found some female talent to work with me!


I feel excluded by my friends


What's up, sunshines. We are finally off a water boil notice. Things are officially back to normal. There are still people without water and electric, I pray that they get it all fixed soon. I hope everyone is having a good day!


#Bitcoin 51k. Hold


2/22/22, the moon is transiting my 2nd house & I started the best paying job I’ve ever had yesterday. the stars align yet again


so i errr, never seent boyz in da hood


our local radio station is already playing Christmas music


I have a rule of thumb for emails. Before I send an email, I ask myself, "Is this an email I would want a judge or lawyers to see in litigation?" If the answer is "no," then I do not send that email.


It’s been so hard not to hit a fucking blunt


Well I accidentally started playing PSO2 NGS again instead of being a good boy and pretending it never happened. Give it about a month before I get bored of it again?


Gotta level up


ever since i hit my head yesterday it hasn’t stopped hurting.


I follow one of the elderly teachers from work on Instagram and tell me why she’s posting on notes


somebody fly me to them an let’s go out turn up.. fuck it


So ready to go on this trip tomorrow, I NEED A GET AWAY


I wish @user @user @user were actual irl group of frnd I would've been comfortable going around atleast


I can’t wait til prime day bitch


Over the last 2 months in lockdown I have lost over a stone and a half. I did that. Me!! When you have arthritis everyday is a struggle. Since I was 9. The body confidence it has given me. I know there is more weight to lose but I love myself and every bit of my body


damn my work really not going finish itself


some of y’all need to go out, touch the grass and greet humanity


Came home to some good news


Unlike you bitches, I didn’t listen to #StupidLove when it was leaked so this is all new to me and IM SO EXCITED!!


Sis you DO NOT miss him.. you are just ovulating


Busy 7-11 in Florida with a line. Mine was the only face mask.


I miss school sm


I think I broke Brenda


This is the day that the Lord has made, let us rejoice. God rules


How a playa get sick


Hiii putting this out there again, like this tweet if you want me to add you to my Twitter circle


himbo work bestie got me a coffee and donut from starbs on his break so i didnt have to wait til mine


Okay I just unfollowed a bunch of people who haven’t followed back, so I hope I’m not on a limit anymore


Rally stocks 3% on a flawed study.... Dip 0.2% on ??? about the study.... Rally right back because...oh, who knows, I guess there will be some other drug trial released overnight.


Wont catch me going back & forth with you wont fo no arguing


guys maybe twitter is better cuz i have no expectations on getting any likes compared to ig and im always disappointed in ig's algorithm


Town are going up with the bailiffs on our back


Still not over @emtothea telling me I'm interesting


watching $SRRA at the open. Price a little higher than I want but float is good. Lets see if it can hold up today


anw, good morning pipel, have a nice dayy!!


I wonder who wanna make a wig for me


Nothing like freshly squeezed OJ


Omg when did season 6 of how to get away with murder get put on Netflix


I’m just still so shook and jealous that my grandad served Freddie Mercury in a restaurant . Like whatttt


armani got the coricos secured


If it aint a bag or my bitch then it dont exist


I been gettin loaded all day


This may sound ignorant but I didn’t even know Nigeria had a basketball team until like 2 days ago


blocking some peeps for my own sake,selfcare


my tormento flip just passed 6k plays and the graveyard shift has about 300 left to 5k


Btw I was actually able to exchange words with @user today. Hashtag starstruck


i like mine nasty as fuck


Canceled my flight back to college and I’m B-I-G sad


Y’all holes just be so wide , like isn’t that unhealthy ??


Never been insecure about my complexion not about to start now


If it makes you happy, Fvck what others think.


Im annoyed that for the first time @user has nicer hir then me


It’s cool to be young but some of y’all just never grew the fuck up


Lrt, gotta RT to read after work


so which of yall mutuals got a small 'sona and wants to split art of them laying on top of and teasing a tied-up tiger


anywayysss i have purple bangs now


I gotta stop mentioning ESPN cuz all their people keep popping up in my TL


Trump just mentioned human and child see trafficking in his conference


Thinking about creating a #patreon where I post #eroticfiction. Trying to get back into writing so I can get this book off the ground. This would allow me to make some extra $$$ on the side to fund what I ACTUALLY want to write


Me & my nigga gone be together forever


So I've been on twitter for 15 years. Published lots of valuable content, written some great blog posts, shared learnings about starting & growing a successful company, but the twitterverse is losing the plot because I put Stornoway black pudding (& egg) on a pizza 3 years ago


Instagram is much thirstier than here


Does anyone know any loungewear brands that are similar to Sk*ms but not? Bonus points if it’s POC or women owned


i think i need to sleep.... i’m not sure. anyways good night maybe


My anniversary tomorrow finally


ion work til 5:30 tomorrow


oh my Amazon leggings came today


being sick on my bday? how fun


My forever regret is letting that temporary emotion paved the way and permanently losing you. And I'm starting to miss you though! I hope you're fine, you're good, doing the things that makes you happy and I keep on praying for your well-being. I love you so!


Got some lasagna waiting at the crib


Lost our first @user game today 13-11 against @user We lost some important rounds and learned from it, I'm super proud of my teammates. Take this tweet as a promise, You'll see us at the top. LETS GO


What a fool to think that I’ll have TWO good days in a roll


it's time to buy a new NVDIA


And so there we have it. Tonight I’ve been threatened with being “black-balled” for choosing not to have the vaccine


It’s Amazon Prime Day and I’m just lookin for shit to buy


needa bed time snack


Rewatching all the HARRY POTTER, LORD OF THE RING, STARWARS, AND THE HOBBIT movies this week


im helping a lady named Nona. whats the first thing that comes to ur mind when u hear Nona


rip my notifications


The new „Jack Ryan“ (Tom Clancy ) series on Amazon Prime is so woke I can hardly watch it


I gained more respect for Freddie gibbs in this situation how you going 20-2 on a don, benny’s people are bitch made for them move there. Your even in your city still bumping both but I’m fax checking them lyrics now


TX2K better be good this year


I wish I could just stop existing for,,, a month? Maybe?


I’m so ready to be scraping my butt on rocks and yelling at my friends to grab my foot at the river this weekend


an ndubz reunion has really restored my belief in a one direction reunion as im the biggest clown


I am the next Miss South Africa


happy december first everyone !!! <3


Should we remind the rest of the country that not only does the PAC12 have 4 teams in the Sweet 16, but the West Coast also has the #1 undefeated Gonzaga Bulldogs representing too? (Reaction by rest of the country? Crickets.)


drive da jeep like a cat


Twitter update is fucking stinking!!!


i really found the person i wanna spend the rest of my life with but I don't know if he want be with me


I met my gf, ducked off, bossed up and gained 10 pounds


Stopped right away


When you find someone that likes you....the things you....just hold that person tight and don't let go...


Ya fumbled the


I need new friends, none of mine are down for spontaneous trips


ingat sa byahe motherhey!!!


Living my absolute best life doing things on my own at the minute


this song is so beautiful


I wish love was perfect as love itself, I wish all my weaknesses could be hidden...


Ya me invitaron al primer babyshower online


practice streaming now with the mv teaser so we’ll be ready by the 7th


when joong goes nyoot nyoot


cupcakes are in the oven


Michigan will always be home to me but I think a fresh start out of state is exactly what I need rn


Everyday I feel like i ate too much. When it's probably not even 600 calories worth of food


Craving for PS Cafe’s truffle fries at this hour


'Good News' -- my neighbor has drums -- he's using this time to practice...


the ball shorts and tights combo is undefeated


Nah it’s to much going on


there’s no better ad for YouTube premium than the thought of never having to sit through another Rick Caruso campaign ad.


So glad I’m getting my head done


I wanna go on a date Friday


so how are my two most streamed songs this year from jacob but he isn’t in my top five artists from this year.


Which @NBATopShot moment should be I add to the @infiniteobjects video print? Looking for the best moment, artwork, thumbnail overall


Cassidy: whats a back shot? Sarah: its when you let someone hit it from the back Cassidy: am i that old? Me:


i’d tried to ruining my life


And just like that, capping off my 5 days shift!


2.22.22 today will be full of blessings.


aww y’all so bothered it’s okay life gets better


Don’t apologise that ‘I feel this way’. Apologise for the actions that were your responsibility


Im so over the mosquitos


Millie bobby should definitely be nominated...that girl snapped in vol. 2 of stranger things


I found the funniest podcast in London


My professor done showed his entire ass with this final....


It’s my sister wanting me to take her locs out like


Gmorming¡!!


JP Morgan though


Wait, you can really vote for Kanye? Lollll like literally ?! For the president ? Of the United States ?


Bayern and Madrid following pattern.


today i was supposed to see hatsune miku


I really want a sound bar for my birthday


“Me Staring At The Window Thinking -imaGinE iF SOMONE wAs looKinG At THeM AnD tAKing PicZ


I have 5 consultations from that video


I want more pain am addicted to pain now


GOOOOOOLLLLLLL BORA UNITED


I was hoping for something more in the budget for nurses this year with all the efforts and in the year of the nurse and midwife.


Hmm so with Putin claiming to have the virus cure I KNOW Trump is going to be racing to have this as well. I'm saying free up A LOT OF MONEY and wait for trump to say who has it as well.


I could eat thai food EVERY. SINGLE. DAY


I guess I never really moved on.


Cyclone Cyrell is hilarious. Not king ding-a-ling


I’m going to try flavored chunks tonight tho


#Lilith is so attractive.


Sat here waited 20 mins for an Uber and they almost pulled up and cancelled. Fuck me.


I'm sorry but David Harbour...his New York Loft is my dream house


Can’t run it on me I am not a goofy


So, I’m working on getting caught up on my msgs. If I have ever made you cum, lmk. If you feel generous & comfy..show me. I need to let off some stress.


Back/cardio day was successful


How is an adult so obsessed with their “appearance” on social media to the point where they plan out their Instagram quotes on paper


Excited to be flying again in 12 days but gutted my first day back will be in newcastle


‘Self-awareness is the ego exterminator.’


HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST MOVIE SAGA CINEMA HAS EVER SEEN. If u don’t like harry potter tell me so i can blok u


I feel like my fam in the Philippines think I’m spoiled jus cus I live in America but I work for everything I have


I am seriously a joke to my bank acc


I feel like i fall asleep for 6 hours man. This Obito shit ruined everything


straight tiktoks on my ig make me want to kms bye


I like Madison and all but she’s a little over the top tonight. The girl had to know what’s up with this show


Like what about his family and REAL friends.. constantly reminded that they lost their love one becuz Lil Durk wanted to profit from his death.. talm bout “oh my god, what happened to Virgil” he fuckin died from cancer.. sick b**ch


One of my students asked if she could come to my party this weekend..yeahhhh RIGHT!


The girls on snap scaring me bout these nipple piercings lmaooo so I may sit this out


Remember when they said 5G was evil.


This is a fire ass hoagie


i bought my gf a vegan cookbook and she's really gonna invite me to come eat wings with her........... i mean im going but when will we actually make the switch


Thinking about boobs? Then buy my titty pics, 2 for $10


Season 8 drops 2 days before the 1 year anniversary of the game's launch


"Politics" = The process of blaming the other party for the problems that you are unwilling to or incapable of fixing.


Only U / Ashanti


My heart is beating for you~ Yes you~


Let me feel you, ride it


Can’t wait to take these family trips


Todays a reminder to be a bitch, being nice gets you used


Staff appreciation dinner tonight. Let me get a bit cute


q pasooo con tw


Like who do y’all be talking about fr ? BFFR


Rappers UK svp


my students made me mad today to guess what... pop quiz tomorrow


I shoulda told her make a zelle so I can drop it in


Nail Polish does not stay on my fingernails at all


made ashe broke in 8-ball


they say closed mouths don’t get fed but an open mouth get talked about


hey @maisiehpeters pls follow @user


Just tryna be rich out here hustling with frustration,feel like Im behind so I’m tired of being patient


How about them Rays!!! Wish those boys would’ve won


I can’t finish one tat without thinking about another one


I am happy to say I've actually been inspired lately to make/edit youtube videos So hopefully you'll see some coming along with the tiktok content


Cedric havin game of his life Kroos aka long balls 3-1 we feast


BRO WHY IS OU 8??? Oh well, we are the underdogs now


I myself, am strange and unusual


Yes, I’m just now getting to pitch ideas from this morning in the afternoon.


Broward and Dade County got a 1am curfew. TUH


Unfortunate turn of events. Skipping tomorrow and only doing Thursday is looking much more likely


Hello everyone! Home from work!


Cookman finally giving me my money. Bout time


Tbh I be coming on here just to steal memes to share amongst my cousins in our group chat


so freaking annoyed


I literally just drove to nyc after for a hot dog... yeah im deep


This is the second time I’ve seen this doctor and her mask was hanging under her nose


Next time i see my CEO, Ima have to apply calm pressure and convince him of a Movie Production subsidiary… I could turn our $1Bil valuation into 3.


4 weeks post op means 4 more weeks on non weight bearing.. hopefully!


it’s a beautiful ass day I wish I wasn’t at work, somebody please go take a walk for me


Yeayyy staffing dah siap


It’s 2.22.22 who wanna be my bf ?


Im finna start back using:) instead of


Song and nani r coming home today!!!!


Tottenham bi one useless team


I’m so sad about not seeing Harry because of the reschedule but also I am going to London with my best friends.


Inhale... exhale. Inhale... exhale Baby imma need another hit!


White privilege is getting to make fun of white ppl without all the whites getting mad at you


Okay, so I acted out the scene with my pal and now my writer's block is half solved


Durza>>> BiGeST cLoWn


Show me the best election posters you know


Imma Show You Why You Why They Call Me Wavy


Wtf my uni is canceled for the rest of the year and so are all the exams


I’m obsessed with myself. I love my face


Perfect day for a relaxing walk


Play any class but druid, skip sleep and enjoy yourself. Queue druid and rather die to eudora


You like hairy ass broke ass girls


im kinda worried tbh my ubers doing some turns


That line “a pussy hoe could never” is the funniest shit to me


Some girl at my gym looks SO good I had to tell her


my car would get a flat tire and a maintenance light be on


You can’t wait until life isn’t hard anymore before you decide to be happy >>>> <<<<it‘s okay


I smack BMs to keep getting cute Sis.


Need some cute vacation looks


We both know just how bad you want to relapse… You’re craving it so, so badly. Relapse for Daddy


Now that Tottenham is back in the UCL is time for @LFC to beat them and win the trophy again hahahahaha


I just want a comfortable computer chair, but too poor for couture


I’m mad asf how all my food from Famous Dave’s come up missing


Ate some pineapples and been feeling horrible


Leave it all behind - acoustic is hitting hard rn.


Tonight is going to be a very long and difficult night


We got options. But I decided. I finally realized That all I want is you!


as much as I said “ idc & idgaf “ my feelings be hurt behind a lot of shit


Teams meeting....."Poppy can I just congratulate you on having such an amazing name"


Iont mean no harm I’m just here to make you happy


Stopped worrying about what's not mines, and started appreciating what is


Not as many instagram uploads from Anfield tonight i see


Am I the only one that scrolls down my contacts and says “who can I call at this moment?” Then say “no one” and start deleting numbers of people I haven’t talked to in years.


Y’all actually like the person y’all dealing with or just be happy to be getting sum lol


I’m in a good mood whew , thank you


i got some velvet shorts and i just


Sorry You Didn't Get To Kiss That Boy You Wanted to Kiss


The last 7 days have easily been some of the best days of my life


Bucks or nets ?


so hard to stay motivated skating on your own


THERE ARE THOSE WHO UNDERSTAND THE CERTAIN ROAD I'M TAKING IN THIS SPACE. TO THOSE WHO ARE SUPPORTING IT AND UNDERSTAND WHY, I'LL BE REMEMBERING THOSE GOOD DEEDS IN THE FUTURE.


“I haven’t failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison


it’s gonna be -30F tonight


My Twitter updated on my backup account, kill me now


not my back hurting worse now but when i told the doctor about the pain he told me it was my posture and ultimately my problem


Some people are just so comfortable to be around


I don’t recommend watching World War Z at the moment. Which is what I did tonight.


Finna go to the gas station and spend $20 on chips


im weird cuz i cook my noodles inna oven?


Blue Bell sherbet hits every time


Got served bf today, she def gon lick her wound


maap temen temen tumbal tag giveaway


This thing has been two years in the making.. And I finally get to start it this week


The biggest spider ever just walked into our salon like he wanted an appointment


11 diamantes.


can i have both lucifer and michael all to myself, please? i don't discriminate


The company should release pc for other artists too. Feels incomplete to have nanon and ohm pc but not chimon. I want pcs for my fave trio


Got my ruth


Decided I’ll be mostly h***** on Instagram instead of main cause it’s a safer space there


Hey guys! I’m logging online now if you would like to hang out with me


Percocet Want One?? @user


Okay but did Mary even consent to carry the son of God???? Pretty fucked up if you ask me


My lashes look fuckin crazy rn omg


I cant catch a break with this shit


People treat you exactly how they feel about you....Don’t be blind -


You know when your bf is the copilot & he doesn't help & you get lost & it's never a big deal like why r u mad? But when YOU'RE THE COPILOT it's suddenly the most serious job in town


Yeahhhhh I got #DisneyPlus!!!


I was out somewhere today and this lady told me you are so tiny and your legs are big. I'm definitely getting thicker.


I need to go summer shopping


*cries in East Coast*


i’m sorry to everyone who’s going through it now. my DMs are always open if anyone wants to vent, chat or send pet pics to each other. anything anyone needs


Take a lil extra on a bad day just to help me with the sad face


There is time for everything on the surface of the earth as regards your journey in life. Be sensitive


I’M SO GLAD…


HELLLOO!!!!


Why does this feel so hard


Can't believe I forgot about 22:22 22/2/22 !! Never mind, I suppose I'll just have to remember next year x


love the creepy dude who added me on snap


Finally getting my hair locked. It’s been a long wait!


will hjhopeworld get what she deserves


i tell myself that i should go out and meet friends from time to time cause that might help me feel better, but bro even meeting friends give me anxiety now


I’m back on prize picks tn


Interview: Characteristics of a ‘dead man walking’ Me : @user Interviewer: Congratulations


One room of my house looking EXTRA nice doesn't make me part of the upper class and I fuckin' hate that I have to explain that


I’ve been praying for confirmation and BOOM


When I read about these loots it makes me sad because how!!! Just howwww!! One human looting what is meant for several humans without fear or compassion.....tufiakwa


Robert is my best friend that lives next door to my mom.


Woman go wear your new shirt dey ask "babe Rice or Yam?" You sef go smile dey answer "let's do rice"


This nigga really took the longest way to red top


#teamsapnap HES GOT THIS


I had to defer my @user place last year as I was undergoing treatment for breast cancer. Last night I got an email asking me to pay £15 for the deferral. Sincerely hope they will consider my referral 'extenuating circumstances'.


Well atleast draken and emma are in peace now


This whole Panda Global bullshit is hilarious because once again we get a “Nintendo direct” at the same time they ruin other people’s lives


The only highlight of my day was seeing Dallas


so I said to myself I wasn't going to buy anything this month but the tiny tan I have to


Making em my friend


Armtraining


Tagaytay gaming again


The only thing I would ever force is my jeans over my butt


Should I cop some gorilla glue or gelato?


Brothers in arms since 1894


Two smiths machine, I'm using one and the other is free..why ask me how much sets I have left


I am not in control but I am deeply loved by the One Who Is...


I’m psych for the great Zelda 35 anniversary announcement. I would love to get that Game & Watch Zelda. I got the Mario one already, so I’m excited to get the Zelda one.


I wonder how would I look with some locs or knotless braids


Back to Egypt soon


I am at that stage of my life where I can lightly joke about someof the gravest tragedies I have endured


There’s a Scream 5 coming out & im screaming.


I need to get out these folks licka sto


Holy crap, did Biden’s visit ever eff traffic today. Not to mention the terrifying helicopters that seemed to be hovering verrrrry low last night. Glad he’s paying attention at least. Manville needs help like, yesterday. More flash floods expected tomorrow.


Seeing my W2 and the thousands of dollars I made within the year is awesome but then I remember I only have $5 in my savings account.. Oops


I just seen my ass in my work jeans, now ik why guys want to apply for a credit card


drinks w. My bihhh


I snapped a nail today at work im so upset


Here’s your reminder to take your birth control


As @ developer... do you breathe in and then breathe out, or breathe out and then breathe in?


my day went exactly how i planned


Just heard bass


Dm me for my menu daddy


I see new subs…I WANT MORE


Wednesday's Ascot thoughts and selections... a thread (though Tuesday was appalling, so read on if you dare)


He does have that beautiful long hair steph


once my hands feel cold, it’s game over. i cease to function properly


first baecation was a success


Ain’t Nothing I Won’t Do People Be Having Limits But I’m Blessed Time Will Tell


11 : 11 tags ?? drop @


I was kinda miffed that I’m apparently a Leo now and not a Virgo. Then I remembered it’s all bullocks and I don’t care


If y’all see me and sis doing the “get the gat” dance mind your business


So Sturgeon wants a choice between Westminster or Holyrood. Does that mean there’s a referendum on devolution coming


Planning my last workout before my surgery and I told my workout partner “yeah we gonna die”


Day 12 of Quarantine & everybody on my TL talking about sex... let me out


991 followers here! 9 to go for 1000


Me and my mama act so much alike


I'm 4 followers away from 200 and I just... why? why do you people even follow me, I don't even write or post art, i'm just HERE ksdnf. love u, cherish u tho.


Who can get me a saweetie crew shirt


Last night I made pumpkin chili with my famous ginger cornbread for my family. I set up a station with sour cream, mild/sharp cheddar, and avocado for toppings. Tonight I'm having leftovers and with every bite I'm like "I'm freaking brilliant. I'm REALLY that girl."


Finger on the trigger bb


you’re telling me the one time i have mt car my aunt needs it to go to the valley


Bro I actually ate all my food yesterday without feeling like throwing up


can’t believe I considered keeping my hair again


Rini kind of dawn


Years after 2030 will be a sustainability Decade.


Creo q todas las "A" son


i’ll probably be live a little earlier than 9pm


I’m determined to be able to bike 50+ miles by the time this is all over


If you don’t understand something just don’t speak on it especially when it’s comes to me or anything I say


i got called miss twice today life is good


idk why I feel like I can’t do work if I don’t have a coffee


home alone today hopefully i wont hear knocking


College is fun when there’s Smash Bros and Fighting Games


It's healthy to publicly warn your father on Facebook that if he makes fun of Biden's speech impediment again you will unfriend him... right... Cool cool


we’re playing ariana grande if florida goes red btw


Weird development because I’m not ordinarily a way ahead person—I’m gonna have to start saying no to last minute invites & such. They stress me out + I do need more stress than I already have in my life.


acabo de jammear increiblemente con mi papá a if you’re too shy y a don’t stop believing


Be all you can be, eat or u gone starve


Goddess energy is calling


if loona get their social media freedom taken away bcs of this .. im gonna throw up


My friend just got mad at me for saying that I don't have a life


Security told me to pat my own pockets


If I don’t recover from Covid in time for my appointment to get my back tattoo and have to reschedule AGAIN, I’m gonna flip all shit over


Some of y’all favorite Content Creators ain’t Got No Walls


Today was the start of a new chapter


wo *GALI* is seeing someone


talk to me hawks fans. i want to start hearing the excuses now please


Portobello mushrooms for lunch


I dreamt about a 5/5 1D reunion they were all happy and healthy


My poor baby is teething so bad


New order just came in


I won almost 1k playing golf this weekend on 100 dollar entry fee and I'm still mad because I got second place


Unpopular opinion: sasuke was a baby back bitch for most of the series.


Now if I up & moved without explanation I would be wrong but by this time idgaf


You know how people be like “thank God I don’t look like what I’m going through “ ? Well not me lmaoooo I look like EXACTLY wtf I’m going through


the ones who teamed up were people i love & sacrificed so much for, they manipulated the internet and others who know certain situations but i take the karma because i deserve it and i forgive them & pray for them still i have to be a leader.


#AbsaPremiership is back. Sundowns vs Pirates. This is one is for the title!


Watch the first football barry bennel , doc ! I loved paul stewart thought hed be a great buy at the time ! Now i know why he wasnt ! Terribley sad


Im going to horror nights this year even if that means I go alone


White girls love posting pics of black couples/people talmbout “mood”


The state fair has a nice food line up


Taste it like you thirsty


Blue Velvet


why cant people untag me in the comments


It’s Qua Qua fight week !


I tell you what I am SO EXCITED for my day off tomorrow. I’m gonna have a fat lie in, eat loads of shitty food and watch too many chick flicks with my bestie on her bday


done with sehri, now it's time to criii cause Taehyung broke bestie rule


"You haven't seen ur best self"


I think dudes forcing prints in their grey sweat pants for some garden tool's attention is played out. bruv If you got it you got it. Real Kings who got it like that will use the element of Surprise on them


I b so happy when I receive packages as if I don’t already know what’s inside


$50,000,000 but you have to eat 4 other people's boogers first. You in or out?


ill be online tn


My urge to care about anything is dwindling rapidly


Finally have an appointment to get my eye brows done tomorrow


Go like them niggas pictures n stop looking at my page


The amount of caffeine I consume on a daily basis should probably be illegal


If Twitter algorithms was a person.


the cherries tweet was her last tweet


i am an Inniter amen


Never seen sir Alex this disappointed.


// ghostbur hurt I keep thinking about when c!Tommy asked Ghostboo if he's seen or talked to Ghostbur and Boo said he's talked with Ghostbur and "that guy does not stop crying" I'm emotional


On eBay fuckin trying to stop myself from buying a camper van and just fucking off


i love u love me we will love each other till the end of eternity!! or else mf


Getting some more ink Saturday


Everybody talking about the rail system on this new Apex map while I'm here trying to get my system railed


Im so ready for tax time


$OCGN $3 tomorrow. Take us to the moon daddy shanky


Think It’s A Game Until They Holdin Onto Ya Brains & Shit Do Ya


Dancing bc the urge to eat was becoming too strong. The urge to eat has disappeared


Boy big Navy almost hit me with the wham whams


goodnight hangover to bukas


we are successful detectives


OOP found a way to get spotify premium for free.. hopefully nothing bad happens


I been up since midnight& my body is starting to crash.


Y’all lucky I can’t articulate myself in Spanish the way I do in English


Available for videocallsex now


I could NOT be happier for @RawBeautyKristi right now. I watched her most recent video and sobbed at my desk like a psychopath. My coworkers think I’m crazy but my heart couldn’t take all the good.


do what makes you happy.. not what makes you look happy


My goddamn car just broke down and four dudes just came and pushed my car off the road while I wait for a tow truck. It’s 95° and they invited us into the AC of their shop, but one guy’s eyes didn’t look right and I don’t trust people. Even Good Samaritans.


Procrastinate naman


im built for whatever comes my way


Might buy me some new shoes today


I love canopy beds


Love how my friends and I all encouraged each other to go vote


can you ss my account? i wanna see it in your pov


i often speak chavvy but honestly i rlly dont care


Just don’t put ya hands on me den we good


I dead ass feel like my hairline is receding...this can’t be life


Making spaghetti and meatballs for dinner tonight I’m so excited


I think I’m a stay strong and not make a parlay tonight.


No ones never too busy to not text you


Hello, Indianapolis! It is 6:30 pm.


Who’s the luckiest man alive? Me


Then sings my soul, my Savior God to Thee. How great Thou art


You try make everybody happy but


twitter removed the moments feature


Hate sleeping alone , shit ain’t it .


- its so much bs to get my nursing license changed to texas. I shouldve left it alone.


As I'm trying so hard with my no nut November.. temptation keeps coming from ear and dear


So I have a question?? There are people out there that only have sex at night??


btob cb date today


I wish it was trump on that helicopter


I need O-Ku later


Sim is a heffa and can burn in


Proving point make you look dumb cause a Nigga gone do what he gone do regardless. Moving on & becoming better is the goal


Any of my moots trying, good luck! I will be camping in your fancams


Yo there is a massive and I mean MASSIVE house that just got listed for sale by me for 500k… wtf


need to go to a store but ion feel like moving man


I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker


when your landlord keeps you up to date on all the hot gossip at the complex


I’m on season 2 of vampire dairies now


in another turn of events i am no longer going to louis OR work tomorrow i will be staying in bed off work sick because my body decided to give up on me an hour before louis came on stage


Steak, smothered potatoes, and salad for dinner tonight


No way the emmys missed on nominating Thuso Mbedu. There’s just no way


Guys imma follow the live ticker as I have to sleep early since I have two tests tomorrow (biology and english) Goodnight liverpool twitter and wish me luck


H.O.T Happy 25th Anniversary


Just hit a mf bird and I’m pretty sure it’s stuck in my grill


This Thursday and Friday are definitely going to be busy. Orange County, Lake County, and Seminole County schools all have a teacher work day on Friday


new cropping thing working on my private but not here


Why didn’t anyone tell me you still pee when you sneeze after pregnancy?


4/20 tomorrow and man I know Randell would have been getting ready forever in my heart love You G


Taking an early one tonight, goodnight


Exam done & coursework submitted = year 1 COMPLETE


people still watch the Grammys


Oh, what happened to @user twitter handle ? All of a sudden it has disappeared, so I hope it’s just a break n everything is fine


Another week of lockdown imminent


Nothing better than getting sick right before my birthday.


Losing streak ampota.


to acostumada com playboy


Y’all just want all fruit to taste like candy that’s the problem


It really be yo own people that’ll do you the worst


private again boys


It’s my little ones 5th birthday


Yo YouTube is starting to look like 2016 again.


That Messi run before the penalty


today i decided to feel cute but that just lasts when i take one picture... automatically i feel awful


Omg everyone is going to Colorado!!! ME TOO ILL BE THERE NEXT WEEK


Tomemo


Charlie is cooking me dinner tonight & I’m so ready to get off & go homeeee


I need a music writing buddy to help write music... or even collab with


Jus made me some brownies


I’m still the same person, I just take a lot less s***!


Sorry I haven't been tweeting much today, been busy having copious amounts of unprotected premarital sex with hundreds of hot women


Y’all so dumb, it’s pathetic


I wanna go see jackass forever again. Who’s with me?


actions will forever speak louder than ur words


the whole video of louis just filled me with so much happiness and joy that u wouldn't believe


Yall just don’t respect my relationship with Taehyung


oomfs i made an account to post all my acnh content so i dont clog my feed


Proper programme this #HarrysHeroes Bollock ache dealing with the breaks. Surely they won’t lose to San Marino


It’s my sister asking to use my car everytime she come over here


I should be doing my final and group project but no


#Songland for the soul


I love writing in cursive. My normal handwriting is so sloppy, writing in script makes me focus. Cause 1 wrong curve will create a whole new word


the way i am probably going to change my @ again bc i’m indecisive


Lucarne


You was a flaw ass Nigga anyway


Concepts should be clear ! That's it & that is the tweet


We out Here catching Dubs @user Please make sure u guys follow and sub to his channel we b pooping off


Ajoke's triple A collection. The entire content and marketing strategy was ready 12 months ago or so. We just didn't know it'd be bags. Seeing how she had executed it perfectly and how well it's converting makes me happy. The whole marketing is organic too


Which #uTureShow judges would you like to see 1v1 each other in a game?


I’m getting just a little bit closer boo, don’t worry


We gonna hurt his feelings we gon get the money


i played save your tears on the aux and my mom said she loves this song.. a rina truther


Not finding the jeans I want; the hardships.


Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk! Night night


I just realised that 2050 is as far away as 1990.


Special assessment for 2022 inflated property tax value this past June, now the same tax due in Nov for 2023 is higher due to inflated values under the Dems even more than last year. Will I get a refund when the housing boom crash that is predicted in about 6 months happens?


Not me thinking I’ve got covid when it’s just indigestion


Unpopular opinion but I love sonic fries and the fries from chick-fil-a that have the skin on them


Love u @user u da best 5ever


My blood is now medically defined as lava


Free Limz as well, I forgot


Is ice cream essential?


What is today's date if you reply I get to give you a $1000


I started writing a book and never finished it


Ice cream for dinner again because I'm an adult, I'm lazy and I had a hard day


Whenever u get out your feelings, hoe you might want too do it just me


Why does everyone forget I don’t smoke


ima go eat a baked potato


It's annoying when doctor's offices and hospitals don't properly communicate with insurance providers or vice versa and false bills are sent to the patients.


It’s so insane that I used to sit at my family’s or a library’s desktop computer all throughout high school to do all of my assignments and apply for colleges


They gone CROSS you for Somebody that’s gone CROSS them


My cat keeps bringing me her toy like it's a real dead mouse. Not sure if she's trying to teach me how to hunt, or feed me bc she knows I can't do it myself


guys I created a character on TIK TIK call « Moon » who is Deckerstar’s Daughter and it’s like writing a book but with filming in the same Time


Lmaoooo be careful lil nigga I might fuck around and take your bitch


What Dey Bought For You I Bought It Myself So Chillex We No Be Mate


Wish my girl sucked my dick the way she sucks the fun outta everything.


Now I actually really want those yeezy slides. I’m hot they didn’t have my size


Zero growth for EFF


Somehow how crazy she is makes me want her more


Roses are red | Mac Band


bought kombucha but forgot i can’t have caffeine today


I wanted to be cute and eat a kale Caesar salad now my mouth itching


My Lil Portable Hookah Came


Se me antojan unos nuggets de burger king


He forgot to connect the cable to the socket omg this baby~


Love will lead you back someday I just know that love will lead you back to my arms where you belong


I kinda have a lot on my plate and I seem to be managing it all very well but it’s like.. the minute I slip up man, I am BURIED


why do my irls always leave me on seen


Brayden lost his first tooth


Driving around my mom’s house isnt bad unless S Tryon is backed up. Im scared to drive around my apartment because college students do too much


Someone replied to me calling out their shit take on tiktok with “he/him/his”. I’ve made it


My next new fanart is going to be Dirk, Ranboo, and The Batter at a table discussing on how they'll ruin my life


82 followers hone baad 82 like ka expect karna galat hai kya?


wait there’s ppl who really didn’t like or support ikon’s dive ....


Te amo harry potter


i need sum more famu friends


Anybody else getting their #hockeyfix in by viewing #NBCSN tonight? Gmail 7 2019 Golden knights vs. Sharks.


so sweaty after squatting from the gym, literal simp bait


I need someone in my life who remembers the shit I tell them


wtf i look like posted wit u police ass niggaz


Black by Pearl Jam sounds like satosugu to me bye


I don’t understand how people are doubting Joe burrow


Can I get some music recommendations from y'all? I could use some help relaxin' today


That touch from Ansu


Was being an idiot for the fnatic M3 matchup, was supposed to be 1.5u for the ML and 2.5u for the +1.5


notice how these celebrities are telling you to vote but won’t tell you who they’re voting for?


Work offering me to go to the Austin location for a week


I really crafted the art of seducing and scamming men….um wait


I really like these layers


Does anyone have any white and yellow hyacinth plant going and pink tulips on #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons I can pay in bells of course


Need a new ps5


Is it too early for Marvin’s room?


These dogs bark all day long and I'm done.


I am excited by pop punk in kpop but what in the mgk was that nooo


Shoutout to @lufthansa who, after cancelling & rearranging 3 flights routes & delaying travel by 3 weeks, have sent my family on a route that required a visa without informing or advising us, and have yet to reply to an urgent email for support since 4th August. Top work guys.


Sitten ona balcony smokin Za sippen wine this some peaceful shit


Not me asking my grandpa if he has floss picks knowing damn well he don’t even got teeth


why's it suddenly so fucking hot in england


what's happening? why is everyone taking their time off on twitter?


We all like to intentionally slowing down when others are tailgating us. #DontLie


Gooodmorniggg have a great day ahead


Squawka: RT @user PFA Young Player of the Year favourites: ◎ 8/11 - Phil Foden ◎ 11/2 - Reece James ◎ 9/2 - Conor Gallagher ◎ 8/1 - Emile Smith Rowe ◎ 11/1 - Bukayo Saka We're half-way through the season... who are you backing?


can this thunder come now pls im sick of feeling like a ibiza hotel room


Told this mf hrs ago what I wanted to eat why wait until I get off to get my food


Mannn i love buying books but the feeling after seeing them deduct money from your bank acc....


They lifting them mask mandate’s


Oh, it me again, talking about how flaptastic the weather here in Arizona is today.


Man I’m at work getting free racks


who nastier drunk you or him?


I forgot my sport unifrom oops


I was gonna do my meeting outside for a change of pace. Outside said No you won’t.


all i can think bout is breon & jada


Day 1 of working remotely: Technical difficulties Who’s up for a drink?


“we’re calling to say your car is done, again…” never got the first call, buddy


Just picked up my shredder from Best Buy and I’m so excited


Why folks always feel like sb hating or don’t wanna see nb doing good ? Y’all must surround y’all selves with that type of energy or sumn ? I’m trynna figure


the price of bread will be touching R20 soon


only people who are built different can comment


light a candle and watch White Lotus with my momma


I miss when my hair was long, I got it cut way too short


excited nako huhu so proud of u self


oh guys i had a stroke of color blindness and i drew my blue avatar in the first drawing,please ignore my stupidity without questioning as if nothing happened


heat wave this week, potential hurricane next week. Cali is just having a fiesta ARENT WE


rlly don’t feel like going to the gym. but i have to


Dude, Springtrap might actually come to DBD soon.


Can’t remember the last time I watched football so relaxed


Do I buy a bedroom TV so I can still watch netflix while he plays xbox??


Don't open short and don't wait lower prices


Why tf I’m craving seafood and don’t even eat that shit


Change is always for the better. Immediately after my vacation I go out to a new job. The salary is higher, the nerves are less. I hope everything will be alright


I put my trust in you and you let me down.. I don’t think there’s no coming back from that..


New tlou2 update seems cool. But i already know that i will never play grounded mode nor permadeath. I am simply too dumb


lrt my first full digital BTS fanart


My Twitter was Hacked on the 9/20 and I’m just now getting it back. If anybody received a message from me over the past few weeks it wasn’t me !!


I need to send


Tacos sound bomb tonight


Lets stack together


Beautiful day in the Bronx getting the miles in


Been quite on socials over the weekend I've been sick since Saturday evening and its not getting better. Not getting worse but not getting better. Starting to lose my voice now too


Hi guys, just a reminder that we already have really great, mature information infrastructure in this country. The problem is it’s under-funded and under-protected. Invest in local news


i love it when seungkwan goes live because its not for a couple minutes...its for a couple hours and i really missed his 3hour live earlier


Oh, and I’m gonna start posting on my OF this weekend… I’ll post the link soon as content goes live


idk why but i miss their dynamite performances


Miki gets polar star funds when


Let me tell you something If u want to grow followers,follow them,like their tweet and let your new follower like yours in return Though its not easy,help them grow please To the new followers following me,i love your tweets and you do the same vice versa


my issue is I’m trying to tell too much of my damn story lol cause I really want people to understand how I built all this from the mudddd


Everyone doing cunty stuff except red velvets I can’t take this anymore


Hope NJ voted for the rec marijuana


That pussy never let up & I love to sweat it


Ready to give you Whatchu been missin’ them weekdays


I know you hear me thinking bout you


Lemme get this workout over with


allegiant stadium's capacity is 65,000 expandable to 71,835


I hate to say this, I hope I don’t sound ridiculous but I wouldn’t want to be the Gina or the Caresha in that situation.


Went to brunch 1 time now 13 people mad about it


Yo post Malone tickets are so dam expensive bitch


I hope all the guys with 0 hoes have an amazing day


I can’t wait to buy myself everything I want in December & open it up Christmas morning like I don’t know who it’s from


When I hit it from the back I go beast mode


#MyParentsDontKnow the things I’ve done in their bed, sofas and bathroom


Yes I’m a doctor but the sight of cystoscopy makes me


I’m having bestfriend withdrawals!


Hay ang lungkot. Good morning


Uno what really does take the piss we’ve loaned out Martial and potentially lingard and donny and yet we’re not even gonna bring in anyone as apparently “we’ll spend big in the summer” we all know this is bullshit we’ll get a few average players I really hate my club at times


Awweee hell, here come the allergies


I’m going to be a bridesmaid this Sunday. If anyone wants any content of me in my dress (not actually at the wedding) let me know! I’m down to role play as the naughty wedding hookup


i want some sheet pan nachos. fully loaded. beans, meat, cheese, salsa, sour cream, guac


seeun blonde ang mang rewreck this cb


buying my first nft soon what are some good entry level projects atm


How come a Circus au is so hard to write?! I mean, Jack is already a clown, it shouldn't be that hard!!!!


As for me and my house hold... lockdown is not over


I still can’t get over the fact it’s been months and the PS5 is still so rare to find


i just accidentally bought a £5 app


I'm gonna spend the rest of my life stanning @Harry_Styles


forehead joy is having a comeback & im more than ready for that


People defending transphobic guys and messages just makes my blood boil


I had a dream about #oomf random af too


There are people who still don't know that These Violent Delights and Our Violent Ends get their titles from Romeo and Juliet AND that they're Romeo and Juliet re-imaginings.


So i kind of have a sub now


It’s the texture of your skin


Reading an excerpt from Valentin Voloshinov's "Marxism and the Philosophy of Language" and I gotta say...this dude was pretty sharp!


i think its funny how for my naps i change into pajamas, put my scarf & turn my phone on dnd. like i dont be playin


Blanket apology to all my beloved readers who comment on my fics & are about to get responses to comments they left years ago. I stopped replying when mom got sick because I was overwhelmed, but I've always wanted to go back to it & let folks know how much I appreciate those.


Studio is my Happy Place Wait til I Build my Own


Oh and I have a crush on a younger man


You hoes not funny y’all funny looking fucking mud ducks


Hate those ppl who pretend to care


regardless of how y’all feel about Kamala this really is a moment !! don’t discount the power of representation


All the things that befell me in the last month or so, my entire family abandoned me. You know who was there for me? Twitter. You goddamn gorgeous rockstars.


I’m running 134 processes simultaneously, not bad for a #RaspberryPi right?


not me seeing an old psych patient at the gym .


Well...this might be a good weekend


okay im going to disappear for a little bit and do all my life-related tasks i ignored today!! see you goslings later


Man these lunches been on point! Capriottis, Cafe Rio, Canes, and Pieology?! Bomb


God has been so good to me man! I Kent even hexplain it


Got called a troll today and honestly what an honor. The trolls movie is truly an underrated masterpiece and I’ve updated my header to reflect my love of the franchise


and I don’t even brag enough.. but check my receipts. Numbers don’t lie!


Tomorrow there are no meetings. It’s all day room set up.


i saw an edit similar to this of ranboo and i want to do one, it’s going to be either like “hispanic bootwt protecter and then hispanic bootwt” so reply if you’re in hispanic bootwt please


Poor buddy for the 2nd time


My dad ate my WHOLE cake in a fucking day


Business meeting in 1 hour over zoom. I'm still wearing a damn suit. Professionalism speaks


having an internal mental breakdown because I'll be called spoiled and ungrateful if I let it out


The sheer talent my friends have


When you become a stranger in your place of solace, where will you turn to? It's never been this painful before.


I got my painting it’s even better in person if yall need any art link my guy the hood Picasso @user


“People buy from people that they know and trust.” - @user @vidyard #SalesLoftVirtualSummit


Not people judging the Astro concept photos already?? We got two photos Damn. Their concept photos don’t always match the mv vibes. Gateway had desert and yacht teaser photos but was there a single speck of sand or a boat in Knock?? no


Waking up to some old fancam vids of seunggi. Omg my biggest weakness. Will i ever experience once?


I’m a guy’s girl.. mad chill, one of the bro’s but I look good in a dress


JUST KILLED SOREZ W A HEADSHOT FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IM THE REAL SIGMA


Hin don't worry there's only one you in this world....your irreplaceable..


I have 4 days left here and I am going to be a big greeting mess when I leave


Imagine getting beat off 10 men Newcastle


I loved the Tiger Who Came To Tea so much when I was a wee girl. I wanted to change my name to Sophie & I used to sit waiting at my front door for a tiger to knock. I remember my nan being really patient with me & saying things like “maybe tomorrow wee pet”.


She want me to cum in her life


Went to go see my daddy grave site i felt at peace


Jack Leiter looks good again today as he gives up his first college hit on a bunt


Not them calling her a hotep dietician


Wondering where to go for the Fake Bank Holiday in May. Anywhere away from here


Stop giving the good vibes to the people who deserves goodbye's ...


Waiting for DARAKARMA! Similar to WINKARMA.


Nobody on Jeopardy knew who James Garner is.


I have a presale code for the 1Team concert in Dallas if anyone wants it


I’m going to sit and pout until he’s done being a tease before I pounce on him. -


Y’all. I live in Boston. Should I fuck around and just… go to PAX East?


on delivered for 48 hours we love to see it


argh anj clingy


I just want to marry Babo from Cartel De Santa


i won’t lie. rosé’s hair color looks nice


One of the stupidest things someone can tell you when you're upset is "You shouldn't cry about that". Nice job in invalidating my feelings, jup.


Bone thugs and harmony


I have to double check if my tweet is sent, sometimes I have to resend it. T for Tuff


The more I grow up and have myself socialise more in social media ....the more I kept proving the young teenage me wrong somehow.


eating at bin4 cuz nobody's bin there 4 me


Walking into Dicks sporting goods was a bad idea


when i pop out wit my boo ion wanna hear shit from nobody


They always want you when you’re no longer checking for them


Anyone interested in getting a jetski I’m tryna buy one within the next month and need a riding buddy


What do people who are unemployed do all day


Looky looky


Nola Ks the side


I need plans for my birthday though


Top 1 sa Research, yeheyyy!!! Worth it gd ang pulaw2 ko


Up&Up & AHFOD are the best songs out of AHFOD


// John really is just so immature this morning


If you gotta problem with me tell me don’t tell a mf I don’t fuck with about me


U can see tht shit in my eyes


He want to hit from the back 'cause I'm thick


.@carodelas welcome back! Virtual hugs and positive vibes


Very impressed with one of my gunners who; in the space of two months, became an expert virologist. I must make sure to put this on his NCOER, under Intellect or perhaps Achieves might be better


I want this man to come kiss rn or I will DIE


The magnitude of this FB outage is yet to be fully documented, but these two things alone are insane: - CEO of ShipHero said non-Amazon ecom sales went down 27% - 70M new users on the Signal app, thats roughly the population of the UK


Thank goodness it was too tight


extend vacation please


If you don’t wash your hands your nasty


Isolating myself at this point from Everything


don’t need no one that’s obviously


Looking like I couuuuld have a 500+ turnip spike today


I love @42_Dugg verse on No friends


Just ordered one of those mini USB fans that you can hold or put on a desk and my life is exciting now!


#EgyptianStudentsLivesMatter #SaveTheEgyptainStudents #ياريس_ارجوك_الطلاب_بتموت Help us please


I need the J Balvin meal


I turn 22 tomorrow so i'll be getting drunk and playing the sims


I want a milkshake but i don’t feel like going to get it


I know Ced be tired of my clingy ass


Lima Beans, NeckBones, White Rice & CornBread


That’s what they do they blind you and then they just treat you like a TV and I’m not talking about our phones and actual screens. The cowboys went through this and it’s drug addicts staring through our eyes. It’s not real! This is what they wanted me to write.


i think all my friends hate me


“it doesn’t work” YES IT DOES


come sit close to me


Yeuma


Memo to @user A poll showing that unvaccinated people don't see COVID-19 as a serious problem is NOT BREAKING NEWS. Stop with the breaking news for every damn story already.


Yo this 102 fever just broke and I ain’t never sweat this much in my life


Took me almost two hours to realize tomorrow war is a global warming movie. I’m sick at myself


Nahhhh my son can’t stay at home with me while i work no more


sm can send nct 127 to snl but cant come with the idea to put them on running man or knowing bros


Talking proper as tf w my head off


My essay just got deleted and didn’t autosave anything


my best friend is too friendly


its like 2-3 stitches left in my mouth that’s taking forever to come out like bro wtf its been 2 weeks


My baby always take good naps with her daddy. She don’t never do that shit for me ! I’m lowkey salty


okay i'm ready to be confused again


Let’s hope 3 weeks and it will be over FINGERS CROSSED


i’m growing into myself. learning to love the things i used to hate about myself


Can’t wait to be at the beach w @user


Socmed is the perfect enabler. Up to you to use it for good or for bad.


I just remembered that GamerGate was a thing we all had to live through. Happy Tuesday!


I know I ain't perfect but my love be real asf & I'm trying


Crashed out on Friday, chilled on Saturday and did a 3 spot jam on Sunday. Just too fucking much. Homie the clown


The last connection @theestallion is @user I would love to see her in a Fenty show


I hate paying people to do things for me I know how to do but I believe I hate doing it just as much myself


how embarrassing is it to send the wrong emoji when one emoji was your response


Love hurts whether is right or wrong


omg today’s tuesday...noel stream tonight


I can wait to see this new flyer


Don't Look Up was visually a great film - normally I play on my phone during movies but I really enjoyed them zooming in on the White House paintings and the cut scenes in nature. The contrasting ordinary haircuts of the scientists and the polished outfits of the TV hosts were


We finally found Nigerian version of money heist. Adeherself. I'm proud


Fuck trynna please a mf that cant be pleased


Sumn aint right


I just love to spoil ppl who deserve it


Wow i get to play games I don’t actually like for a bit more


I go back to work in exactly 1 month


He's gonna play jump king


Deleting all my social media cause this can’t be life right now like seriously


Lemme stfu


So...ATLA is getting cancelled? Oh, well.......


Still cleaning my room, and I found a bunch of index cards with nice things my classmates wrote for me from kittredge


these mfs really playing with my money they gmfu fr


THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Being negative only makes a difficult journey harder. If you're given a cactus, you don't have to sit on it


German is not my first language. Nor is it my second. And yet both times this week when I've come out of general anaesthesia, for some reason I've started to speak in German? The brain is weird


Ppl are really worrying about the wrong things on this app


I am rich. I am healthy. I am at peace. I am in a healthy relationship. I am breaking every generational curse. I am claiming my life. I speak life over my life. 2•22•22 Let the blessings overflow today


//Sorry for that spam of ships


My favorite part about dyeing my hair is all my friends gassing me up


Ise be saying I gotta start eating healthy then go order burgers & cheesecake


i hope bheki cele is enjoying his holiday


I am a josh sympathiser


... an English-language album has been in the making and will be released when I feel it’s super solid and of course the most “authentic” work I have to share and offer. I want to give the fans the best of me! @xtina for RS. sure dahling


What’s your 7- minute drill that you spoke about in your documentary? @JColeNC


Popeyes gave me an extra 2 piece! Happy Twosday!


Anyone ever been so pissed angry that they actually felt like they were going to burst into flames? It appears that I am forced to sue the crap out of my daughters’ school. I swear to you, that if I have to now put my time and energy into this, I’m going to make this worth it!


Son 5 mi


Off topic of music. Who likes the Royal Family? We mean the proper one!


good morning to everyone especially to the theories on my tl


I promise you can see steam coming from my head right now. No exaggeration


Many bands take a break for a while from each other to focus and find themselves. One example is BSB. They did take a break from each other for a few years to focus on their solos and they did come back as a complete 5 now. Xoxo


i just know when i die my fam gonna shake their heads looking thru my 30,000 pics worth of selfies… & i ain’t exaggerating


any betting NBA fantasy leagues??


Them hot n spicy hittin everytime


Really wish I had someone to walk on my back rn


anyone need center tickets?


girls be shaving they head just to wear wigs the same color their hair was when it was long


Surely the gio experiment is over


I've had a new swimmie for damn near 2 months now and all now e nah get wear.


App goes off with a job just around the corner, no other cabs about so I reject it and chance having a drive by, sure enough a bloke standing there sees me and puts his hand up, nice £17 job and it’s all mine


i love a nigga who stays on my body when we are together. sweat me, make me feel missed. gets all up under me and just vibes. couple kisses here and there. i like that soft shit. the feeling of being wanted vs being tolerated is unmatched. gonna write a song about this today.


I’ve been with my husband for like 10 years and I bet y’all he doesn’t even ask me to be his valentine this year


You ever go to talk to someone and they just act like you bothering them so you leave em alone then they come tryna be friendly and a kee kee’n and you not on that no more and they get mad


Day two of quarantine and I spent $70 on Amazon


#JeffreeStarApproved #JeffreeStarApproved plz I’m in a wheelchair. I’ve been without power for 2 weeks. No lights or water or even food I’m struggling bad. My cashapp is $marsha1123 & I have 3 dogs that need food too. U probably won’t see this tho


I really wish I didn’t have a crippling, constant, uncontrollable existential fear of the future


Why did I sell my $AAPL 325 3/20 call this morning?


i def have a stomach ulcer…i can feel it when i press down on my tum


Gr8 @user seminar today. @user @user et al gave a virtual masterclass on #prevention #communityhubs #restorativepractice #desistance #reflectivesupervision & the threats of #masssupervision #carelessexpansion #netwidenning & more. Much sense made


Drop your tuesday NFT, I wanna buy 13


Idk if anyone has been too subway lately but inflation took away the $5 foot longs


10 hrs done


NATO literally created multiple countries when they bombed Yugoslavia


Mr. Cuban @mcuban . I really hope you take closer look at #cardano $ada. It could make you rich.


i be cussin Kane ass out!


A forma como o Shaka entrou no BEFORE GOING DEEPER


Idek why I’m trying


Ok some you may not know a word ....but for me this song realy describe romania ,it may be bad but is less bad whit a smile on ~Is a challengs been born in romania, but is easy whit a smile~


I think imma take Benedryl for my allergies, Tylenol pm for my headache, & melatonin for my insomnia


who’s the first person that helped you get started with NFTs?


Ahhhhhh it’s Covid test day today


i hate sports bras


Shoutout to my ex for giving me an appreciation for spicy food and absolutely nothing else


People are actually betting money on the election


Detainment = simple living...


The theme is ALIGNMENT


Houston for the 21st birthday


We are not permitted to choose the frame of our destiny. Buh what we put into it is ours


to all my non-russian mutuals: sorry for lots of my tweets in russian idk it's just kinda difficult to me to express all of my feelings and thoughts in english sometimes soo if you need a translation of some of my tweets just ask me about it :((


Every time I complete a set of “fire hydrants”, I’m feeling to see if my ass grow


why can’t daisy mae be a villager. She’s so cute and I’d do anything to have her on my island


Smile, you’re alive for the holidays


Finally got my iMac


The city sure did decide to start sawing up the sidewalk outside at just before 5.


almost used a real pen on my tablet


After buying 5 NFTs I think it’s finally time I download Discord for my laptop


#ProBowlVote @TAfromGA I see you guy


hello i love my crush goodbye


Luca Maroni only gave this a 90? It must be terrible!


Auntie presents: "Coach Momma, Coach Daddy" - a series of mini clinics for those parents who find themselves coaching throwing events. It'll be a "Zoom and Do" format - we'll work on key beginner positions for each throw & discuss common problems & fixes! Coming this fall!


better not find out that jesse mccartney is the turtle until tomorrow night when he wins


Getting this AWS Solutions Architect Certification this month


Why the sims slander foolish


13 I vote #ARMY for FANDOM DO ANO at the 2021 #MPN!


GOOD MORNING @BLACKPINK , ILYSM


Shawna getting my hair togetherrrr


best part of being off work is taking my bra off


They can cancel that damn franchise. You would’ve thought somebody got shot. Tired of seeing they asses on Sunday’s. Cancel it


everyone is following me on the day I have no tweet ideas


These mfs still popping fireworks


reply to this tweet and i will rank your pfp in a tier list


Although it's the 2nd day of #AcWriMo2021 it's my 1st day writing this month! Today I wrote 216 words in figure legends & 238 words for a conference abstract. Plus this tweet


Nobody will ever hit harder then life!! Facts


i hope you guys will post me on your stories for my birthday on thursday ! i will send you pics of myself if you guys dont have any ofc. tag me also


Since clicking on the #EatTheRich tag I've realized that many of you don't know the origin. It is a quote by Rousseau. "When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich"


I’m 3 episodes into @yellowjackets96 ……


No because the way im about to switch shit up is about to be CRAZY


My daughter has decided her stuffed wolf is half vegetarian What is half vegetarian you ask? Well, he eats only eats salads with bacon, cause then it’s only “half” vegetables


I want some ………


Ain’t heard a thing about dinner


Boyyyy I’m thicka than some cold grits


Leon Bridges touring with The Marias


i just back and my friends are already bickering ah i missed this


i’m hungry AS FUCK but im saving


This weekend had a turn of unexpected events


I hate when the weed get low and the bag get in the fawkin way


I found another lit drinking game!


All legs and abs today in the gym. Lets get it


The video that @user put up today on their Instagram of @user and myself’s new collab is at 61k plays lmao insane


pulled for raiden, but i haven't prefarmed artifacts and haven't finished farming talent level up mats and i also have no weapon.


Already put in my mental health days for work this month


Only Call Me...... When U Wanna Buy A Bunch


getting that serotonin boost from Harry then being depressed the rest of the day


Finding out that because we’re switching to Shared Health I’m going to go a month with only getting paid for 4 days makes me want to become a patient.


I be minding my business on here, click a link to a tweet to see what ya”ll are laughing at to discover I’m blocked by a person that I’ve never interacted with before.


While I know it’s bad for content I will be staying away from the guaranteed this week and next week, plus staying away from the 85 pps. If they come out with non specific league 85x5 I will do them but will save for Ligue 1. Bundes doesn’t interest me besides lewa and serie a


When he wanna act like the victim after getting caught


Manifesting big girl investments


You don’t want to but you got to change , it’s gone hurt you trying to stay the same


Once I start playing ion know when or how to stop


I like Adedamola. She's older & perfect.


Not my friends asking me what's the hw when they already know what it is and it's on google classroom


Can cross off golf from my bucket list


Aye me and AllStar really be having fun when we link


"ang toxic sobra" wow coming from a combination of c4r4tz3n & eggs. super toxic, loves to play victim card and always pulling the "your faves is a unicef advocate" lmao feel ko need niyo sayawin yung toxic personality niyo na kasi 'yon


Good friend give you food. Best friends take your food


ima turn into a dam lamb chop i swear that’s all i be eating


All the healing to everyone in pain


So IG won’t let me share the verdict to my story!!!!


i deserve me a real nigga


It’s 2pm. I got on my robe. My dinner in the oven. I’m getting high. This is what I’m talm bout.


I’m never going to viewing centre again sha. All I said was “bruh lower your voice a bit” before I knw he was already abusing my parents. He said why can’t my dad watch the match at home. tf I’m the one here not my dad


Lol I can’t stand a bitch that is proud to have homewrecked someone else’s relationship. You think you won because you tore apart a family??? Grimy ass bitch.


My energy is a luxury.


I’m literally singing so loud on the train


Hello Miskin


Some people are strictly jelousy you...


I think I'll do Artfight this year just hav to make an account


The fault in our stars. One of my fav films but breaks my heart every time


am going ice skating tomorrow


How can y’all drink beer and smoke cigarettes..


learning a lot rn but at what cost


In one week I can freely consume all the drugs I want


90% pharmacist


Who fuck short time nai wise


Don’t sleep with the jokers , end up with the King .


Since #Verasity enables esports and the video entertainment industry at large to host streams on its platform & the $VRA token is used as a currency in gaming,the price of the $VRA has a strong chance of breaking through the 10c threshold & could exceed $10 in the near future!


I just spent .05 eth on myself by minting some new photographs because I’m feeling bullish


me: *calls a man ‘baby’ as I explain a basic concept of feminism to him* him: are you flirting with me? me: no I was being condescending


Thinking about hajime


I just woke up from a nap where I had a dream that I met Joseph and it felt SO REAL and now I'm sad


God, I love Utah.


We will be back tomorrow… stronger than ever


joyeux anniversaire au king des threads horreur @xSqueeZie


Do I ever pop up on your tl and you’re like “oh shit she’s so hot but fuck I’m just tryna Skype” I do Skype sessions! Just DM me! $5/min with a minimum of 10 minutes! I have C*shapp & V*nmo! Both are theeminx


30 more to reach 200 followers. Arsenal fans y'all know what to do and we getting a win against city.


Got a haircut and now my head feels lighter


I’m alive I think


midnights album - taylor swift on repeat 999999x


Ouuu that hit a nerve


i guess pretty little thing ole funky ass don’t know the different between nude & pink


This milk tea is surprisingly delicious


Publix done fucked up w/ Buffalo tenders


For now on you how ever much money you ask me to borrow you gotta be able to do that many push ups for it


AKA and releasing statements every year


Bro I do not wanna be the oldest daughter anymore like why do I have to do everything


Yeah my garbage memory lost me a freind.


Of course they shorten the quarantine after I did mine


Jeanne needs an animation update and skill buffs.


Just got my authorization of full refund from Norwegian air. Hang in there guys


Which do y'all think I would be and comment why?


Every time I get my grades back and it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen I get emails for job interviews


I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it Mmm amm mmm


This Popeyes abt to slap


Ace knocked out I finally get to relax


I was some teriyaki chicken, shrimp and rice with some broccoli


I just want new dragon ball super episodes


Smoke to get high. Read a book to get educated. Do both to get highly educated


Prayers out to all those werewolves out there. Lotta people going through shit you never really know about


So tempted to get that Gucci Lippy


contemplating not going in tomorrow


welp now i feel empty is this how armys feel like after concerts


Nothing hits harder than watching geriatric patients come into the ED for failure to thrive...


I know I'm late to the boat on this, but v4 of Midjourney is pretty mind-blowing...


One self-learning lecture done today, perhaps spending too much time at the shallow end so far but it's nice to get back studying after the Easter break


I Was Supporting Goofies While They Been Holding They Nuts On Me The Whole Time


chicago fire is such a great ass show


I’m tryna get sucked like a crawfish this weekend


why did ross cut his hair so short


I love goin to different places with different chair designs to massage my back


Twosday 2/22/22 2:22


Please, all the peasants on here pay $8 a month to be an EM's little club and make the billionaire richer, as you get poorer.


claiming election fraud months before election, mimics a fart in an elevator blame game....


Socha tha 12 bjy so jaun gi but successfully wasted 2 hrs watchin youtube ..


BIG GUY


Just seen that Little Boy Blue is back on our screens on Sunday at 21:15 on ITV. Fantastic portrayal of some relentless Police work to bring those responsible for the murder of Rhy Jones to justice and a fantastic cast including @StephenGraham73


Loading time fet, sxp, coti


i wanna do trickshots with the origin op


Im working on patreon rewards rn but HOPEFULLY I'LL open some slots soon


If Erika wins, her whole family needs a statue on campus


Happy birthday @user luv u queen


work on yourself …. It’s free


what if we kissed under the walmart canopy at our table outside of Denny’s


This salmon salad so good


My body different, I’m breathing different


i hope my future husband is having a good day


Time to eut


I wish u all joy, happiness & love


My trainer said she can tell a difference in my booty! lol thx to you ma’am!


Down by 34 pts with Aaron Jones left to play. So far feeling like I can scrape a W this week


A true friend strengthens you with prayer, blesses you with words, and encourages you with hope


why did george have such a fond look on his face after dream scared him


house weather


my self concept is PERFECT. my confidence is unshakeable. what does God have to fear ?


I’m actually such an awkward person it’s hilarious


sometimes i think i’m okay but then i remember that i didn’t have my first kiss


“Everybody go through something it’s all about perseverance”


Still on the phone with @AmericanAir on hold over an hour later all because they don’t have the option to book your infant on a flight with you online. Really?!


I just woke up and thought it was tomorrow


I have an idea.. since we are all stuck in our houses and can’t go out. @joejonas should do an Instagram live on a Friday or Saturday night, for like 30 minutes, and DJ. And we can all have a virtual dance party with our Jonas friends


ik i wasn’t trippin


Chelssssssss


if y’all see me entering giveaways mind ur business bc a broke bitch still gotta eat


1st surgery went good


just remembered i got called papi chulo as an insult? LMAO like thanks for the compliment?


So, in the recipe for Nigella’s Chicken with Orzo recipe on her site you put the pot (with orzo) back in for 15 mins but in the recipe on the BBC site it’s only 15 mins…


Going to my girls kick back tonight


Next random videos when I got the time ; Roblox Fighting Block Test Weird RBLX tiktoks (yeah..) Army Games RBLX reviews DayCare Games # 2 Weird RBLX petitions..? DoomSpire Games # 2 Fighting Anim + Music Video These will be in the next few weeks so stay tuned! Gn now


I miss Cadynce.


So I must visit a branch to increase my daily transfer limit


Guys i think he's a drummer


Why did I just notice my Parker McCollum video from Nac has over 7,000 views on YouTube


I wanna eat crush's dick cheese


Be proud of your small achievements


Covid Day 6- still a faint line on my test this morning but hopefully get the first clear tomorrow!


Where's my jjong?? anyone see him? i miss jjong so bad


Damm y'all smoked a blunt without me Damm yo I was in the shower...tfff..


ommffffggggg vlive app was available on my smart tv wthhhh ive been using the damn browser


wonwoo or jun next


i’ve been rewatching everything single vlive from predebut of oneus and everything on their channel. oneus are the only group i want to do this for


A few months ago the asshole knocked over his homemade still and it poured through into my kitchen. Obviously the homebrew disappearing through his floor was by magic, because the asshole had no clue it was running down through his floor.


I’m not praying for money, I’m just asking god my peoples stay real


oomfs have the audacity to be pretty this is unfair


See the problem is ; Just because we don't let old people direspect us they think it's disrespect


Idk who needs to hear this but WASH YOUR STRAWS


i really do be 18 tho


If I leave you alone please leave me alone back. Thx Management


I think it’s really cute that Morgan is more like her dad, and also I can’t help but think if her favorite colors are blue and purple because of robin


some candle scents trigger memories during my early pregnancy. what a terrible time


Anyways I hope everyone is doing well today, my first day of school isn't bad so that's good


bitches be so good at throwing indirects but won’t say shit to my face


i gotta go to sleep cause its really late but i hope they save the leverage redemption thing so i can watch tomorrow


it’s barely tuesday and i already know im gonna go home for the weekend after i said i wasnt


Shit be neck but it’s going


Just tried that Matcha & Pineapple for the first time and let’s just say it’s


I haven’t heard from @user ever since that Wake Forest game …


I can't find that one image where it's the one meme "you see this shit?" but with the collector I had it on my phone but it disappeared


Training Thursday. Gonna be lit


Studio session booked for tomorrow


I’m making these movers move a couch to the 4th floor of this house and I feel awful


It's time to GRE prep ab kam active and ek naya mission excited


Thank you, music. It's been a great ride.


Blogs Can’t wait to post a nigga dead like wtf


What a state of affairs @sainsburys Tried to call since 10am (at your invitation) to discuss a/c of vulnerable 90yr old who has been your loyal customer for 60 yrs. No response from DMs. You ANSWER the 0800 number, give a generic message ‘we are busy’, then hang up


Chelsea dropping Points also. We still Good for that Top 4


Can’t wait for the next few things to come in the mail so I can show everyone my collection of cow.


Very impressed by our PM @narendramodi ji for decision of lockdown for 21days from midnight let's not panic & follow this for ourselves for everyone


Watched my director do his Jury Trial today and realized that some people are real life criminals


New video in 10 minutes who's ready


when you wanted to get birthday donuts but it’s super rainy and gloomy outside…


I wanna better me so I won’t keep accepting ppl like you


I want army moots fr at this point retweet to be moots!! I want you guys at this moment


Delaying posts a little, I have too much backpain u,wu Those with comms pending, feel free to ask me for progress and Ill send them soonish ;//3 Take care


I miss my grandfather I do


I love the fact nobody knows who i fw


I wanna badly talk to you but message pehele tu hi karegi.


"Allah is with those who patiently endure."


When you can tell somebody thoroughly enjoys talking to you and makes an effort keep the conversation going.


the slight regret of not buying a big ass squishmallow bc it was $32


just came so hard fucking my ass


I forgot who I was there for a minute. I had to put my air forces on to just remind myself who I truly am


Now united ganhou a categoria fandom brasileiro favorito no kids choice awards


Tenet is confusing Yesus


I be so ready to come home & go to sleep. Just to come home & not go to sleep


Cali for New Years


I had a magical afternoon


I got bored and downloaded twitter again


Trisha done bought me some peach stella rose


Cutting and raking our yard sucks but it’s so satisfying when it’s done


I think it’s my fault I don’t have a strong female bond , ion like to converse often


I have a poopoo fetish


I used to think "oh my gosh" was just a fun way to say the word god so when i heard conservative ppl say gosh i was like: Ooh u guys are funky too??


it’s after 7 & all i ate today was a popsicle


Mitch McConnell is acting like it’s his personal money that’s being put up for a vote


Y’all eat turkey on thanksgiving?


Nickis one carnival look has really topped every carnival look from... well we just won’t go there


.... let me not say shit


A nigga gone regret doing me the way they did ..


Playing BOTW again —actually playing, not just loading it up to scan my Amiibo cards— reminds me how much it got right, and also how much they can improve for the sequel. Also, I am never beating Trial of the Sword. I just have to accept that.


Helping Emily’s with her little’s stuff has made it way less stressful


If I tell this person how I feel. It may most likely cause see finish, make I fem abeg


I got here way too damn early


can’t believe they had the chocolate and red bean samanco ice creams at the grocery store in midland and i couldn’t buy them because they would’ve melted by the time we got back


6,500 people "migrants" have died constructing the @FIFAWorldCup infrastructure. #HumanRights completely trodden on. Shame on you @FIFAcom absolute shambles


I like to be overly taken care of when I’m sick & when I don’t get it, I’m mean


Breadwinner


which one of my biases suits me the most


Was gonna stream today, but my internet is acting up lately for some reason :/ so no stream today :/ Gonna work on solving this problem soon. Thanks to anyone who stopped by today


"Half of Your Beauty Comes from the way You speak" ~Immaam Ali


Why do y’all lie about your height in your bios? I promise you, I don’t believe you’re 6’4 from the looks of your torso alone


Mad cause i really didnt want to come to my eye appointment in the first place …. Even madder that i came and they told me the doctor today doesnt take my insurance


Second chances are earned in the choices we make, in what we choose to forget and in what we forgive


It's quite depressing to keep making all those language mistakes even knowing the correct way of saying it


My cat gave birth this morning and it was stressful cause it seems like she doesn't want to breastfeed the kittens


Omo!! the longer you wait the more baby food get expensive


I wish I could pick @user brain for YouTube knowledge. I watched an interview and it left me impressed as hell at how smart this guy is and how well he knows his product. One day I hope to have at least 1/3 the knowledge he has


Spiderman Phone Home? Ew


I’ve been at the store for a minute trying to find my wallet to realize it’s at home


I love Gomez and Morticia sm


we all are just fans, no need to cross the line. no one asked for it


Today's Uber might be a delivery of Lotus biscuits and milk chocolate.


hospital playlist's casts are


Lady clipped my cuticles & my damn fingers been peeling ever since


My wig come this week


already apparently on my best fantasy football run of my entire life and this is the one year that i (1) autodrafted and (2) have not yet logged in to the app to adjust ANYTHING. minimum effort WORKS


I want to re-watch Game of Thrones but only skip to Myrcella and Trystane's love story. Its funny how theirs is the only one not corrupted by any greed, incest or any sort of obsession. He simply let her sail back when her uncle requested.


I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to EVERYONE who I bored this weekend (and over the past year) with my Disney spreadsheet. The good news is, it's almost over


there's something very rectangular and very beautiful I might be able to show you tomorrow, so I am morally and ethically obligated to:


Martinez back for wolves


#Jai Shree Ram


Some of y’all still be munching on carpet and shit trying to obtain a false ass relevance.. like this shit called life is high school or something..


Something about that hillbillly queso and that trailer park taco


#Day2… feels like 8 or 9. I’ve just got to get my body detoxed from all the carbs, starches, and sugars and the cravings will stop.


I’ve been listening to innerbloom everyday since this COVID 19 pandemic happened. It just hits different every time. @RufusDuSol


I always envy short people. They can snap a full picture using front camera


Dybala's show.


its a little flex i caught covid from louis/ louies


Little Portugal and France double up


Gonna tell my daughter how cool it is that she has a daddy and a sperm donor


I love when business goes well


this summer walker mashup on youtube has me feeling super relaxed


If YouTube doesn’t stop giving me pro-trump ads such as signing his ugly ass first grade style birthday card I’m swinging


My holographic table cover came in!!!


I’m gonna go skinny dipping this weekend


No one’s making shots


achei a on the run tour completa


Shannin Metatawabin, CEO of the National Aboriginal Capital Corporations Association (NACCA) on Indigenous economic reconciliation and prosperity. 5 minute read


Everybody not go ride for you like you ride for them Remember that


Had a great talk with my CS professor about how the design portion of the class has been awful for my OCD/ADHD and she gave me excellent tips on how to manage it! And she assured me that she wants us all to succeed, that taking points from us is not the goal.


So I am bored and that dumb page made me mad so I am going to do something fun and RT my opinion on Mass Effect characters when I hadn't played the gamed yet and I only know what you guys tweet about


adds another tally mark to my list of queer cousins


Damn you’re really a hoe


Stefanie Scott - I Don't Wanna Let You Go


Our father on Netflix is the most fucked up documentary I’ve ever watched


chicken skinZzzz


I’m so mad that my Spotify wrapped isn’t gonna include my Ethel Cain listening


Great stream and great start to a new valorant season! Not the luckiest games but I can feel my aim getting more smooth


just texted one of my homies group chats after we all awol for a month and everyone lit rn god bless


can't accept anyone on my private for some reason


I think that one hit home


God damn I can’t wait to be at #smackdown on Friday night


Jinn thread? Share your jinn stories. Let's scare everyone who sleeps alone


ive been experimenting with coloring using gradient maps lately. its still a little unwieldy to use imo but it definitely speeds up my workflow!


Got them okra looking real nice


is it impossible to change my note speed on ss lapone?


All this Bucs hype has me wondering how tf they’re gonna run the ball and how they expect to have a great passing offense with a QB who relies on a run game and a good o line neither of which the Bucs have


I predict a victory for either the republicans or democrats today but im not too sure


Got to shake back everytime


I love how objective white men can be when talking about US history and the tragic events that happened


Texting is stressful, it doesn’t mean i prefer phone calls.


I’m so sleepy that I’m so close to taking a nap and not going to discussion


IHop then watch my Lakers


I am so close on getting fired


used my inhaler on my lunch break and I’m back at work feeling all shaky


Fam, did the government do something to the pollen during lockdown? 2 minutes outside and I’m fighting for my life


I love eating cookie dough


If you ask a nigga if they single & they say “I’m in a situation “ RUN FAR AWAY, that nigga dick bored & wanna use you 2 boost his ego


im graduating from college and i just hit one year sober from mdma so today is definitely a good day


my cat is balding


Y’all put ppl that genuinely fuck with u in positions to Wer they have to question you and then get weird wen they move how they move


I need award season already pls need to see austin and the whole elvis gang going to all red carpet


Bin - Covardia


I had a big mamma around here somewhere


will reward myself with something really exclusive and pricey bfr getting married


When my son was born, I held him up and rejoiced that he has my eyes. But I don't know who was happier about that ... me or the FedEx guy who happened to be in the delivery room for some reason


Bit of a life update! These past few months have been a bit crazy because I’m moving again! Out of the current place Im in and somewhere much better. Im excited and a little nervous but I feel like Im close to the end of this. Moving next month, so its gonna be an adjustment


This Nigga Trump is hilarious


I love being gifted a sub on twitch


i remember i got SOOO excited feli was playing blackpink in the car just to find out it was my playlist


Asked my boss for a half day and lemme just say I’m soooooo glad I did that. I finally got my life together and cleaned my entire apartment, got my laundry together (for my full day off) and even did my dishes that I’ve been putting off for way too long....now to relax


My son just told me I was his role model


does anyone elses spotify stop playing while scrolling thru twitter


My book of the month is finally here & I can’t wait to read it


Id give anything for a half decent Splinter Cell again


Hi, You are the best!!! Today is going to be amazing. Have a wonderful week.


#GBBO I just love Hermine


my loona album hasn’t been shipped yet


They updated this Manhwa, I’m so happy I could cry


The happenings were hard to lift.


omg its Avicii's birthday what a legend rip


Baby you know I’m too poppin to be the homie


got my eyebrows done


Na who cut maze for me I go Amaze


Calabacitas and pork chops sound so good but I don't have the stuff to make them


when you can‘t wait for the next ep of battle of america but you have no one to watch it with


Whenever lil bad kids don’t listen, I tell them Santa ain’t real


En Halloween me tatuo


Oh how lovely an unexpected @user in addition to @marcusbrig and @eleanortiernan at @user


#RichQUACK is gem


BL drama. So I decided to watch "Until we meet again". WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARN ME? Everything was awesome, the story line, actors did fantastic, it was all around a great series. What I wasn't aware of is that I'd be bawling my damn eyes out for the two days it took to watch it.


You can sponsor me anytime now Tropical smoothie


Refined by fire, purged of impurities, coming out pure and priceless. That is the life of a #Christian.


Paul Pelosi Jr. is on the board of two different lithium mining companies? Small world.


eps finais de on my block em outubro


One goal/achievement I can mark off my to do list


i’ve been doing the scara artifact domain since it came out, like every single day + i spent like 30 fragile resin on it and i didn’t get a single useable piece


Mane Mac Miller hitting different rn


Exercise is not always the way to feel better. Sex is


i deleted the vid so iykyk IT WAS SOOO BAD BROO, but thank you sm to everyone who helped me lvl up yesterday


good morning! otw na me sa school. goodluck sa may mga class today! don't forget to vote BTS on fan star, have a great day everyone!


earlier my mom and i almost got stuck at a railroad crossing cuz the gates went down and we were like OMG pranked by the crossing cuz the gate went up immediately after my mom reversed out of the tracks :|? the heat messing with it or what. there was no train


I want some seafood lasagna from Bar One


The quarantine is going good 4/5


Im splitting


This movie crazy as hell


I need to go to the mall, but I don’t wanna go alone.


Cnt get the business world from price gouging, oil companies having a dam good time on the working class's an the poor backs. Pretty some it will not be any working class's if things keep going like they are going. Make no mistake about IT !! food for thought


me already planning my bday outfit (a month in advance) cause it needs to be poppin’. ya only turn 30 once init


Cannot believe ive seen people saying ronaldo is the problem


Drop montage songs


Chile I’m about to be high at my job messing with my coworker


“Your subconscious will not allow you to become something that you hate.”


Meme coins are gonna fly


& I hope they make him they bitch while he in there!! Justice is served!!!


Yh man hopefully that secures Leicester out of the top 4. Little scumbags keep ya FA cup no CL for you


I’ve been in the comm for almost a year


I shouldn’t even be this way I be trying to beat it definitely fighting my demons


Professor ends email w “get it done, turn it in, and move on” after I ask a question.. Sir this project is 15% of my grade


Part of me don’t wanna be round nobody & part of me need somebody


yuk" bantu like pinned


This bitch just said all East Oakland bitches share panties


This is going to be a torturous 10 minutes or so


Inner gramma query: Do you have a favourite hard candy or lozenge? Bonus points if it is sugar free. ilubbs


Rest in paradise my dear friend


Air Force -6.5 first half -130 on MGM. Surprised this line isn’t 7.5. If you can’t get 6.5 I would just take AF 2nd Q ML. Just my opinion, do what you choose


It’s so damn cold rn.


to the person who ordered a bunch of 1D, Marvel, Harry Potter, and Teen Wolf memes to print; I love you


Woiii... you can you be the Wallace to my Gromit


Did you see : Steven A Smith's face : As KeyShawn Johnson"s was cutting up : Urban Meyer ? ( Oh what a Sad Gloomy Mug ! ( These Sports "Jerks " get paid damn good money : To be the : Judge : Jury : & Executioner : of Anyone !


The Vaccine Mandate remains to be a hot topic with the SC's decision to block the rule earlier this month. If we have a vaccination requirement, should we collect copies of vaccine records and require proof of a positive test for sick leave and a negative test to return?


Only Thursday Nights can heal me now


I’ll tell you what I’m going on a baecation next year


All this money in the world Betta get you some


almost swerving to jeno, then sees doyoung pics


why am i bhod at 1am???


Went to target and now have to drink water for bfast, lunch and dinner for a week


whew that boy so..


New logo is very nearly done, will be making a wordmark also


Bitches is filthy


I honestly is forget to answer people back


literally having the funniest conversation ever rn


FreakNik we Live


waist training, intermittent fasting, and working out is not for the weak..


i’m so ready to graduate and move out of mississippi


I forget to wash my clothes for work boy.


Marvin manda msg e some


I’m just inspired by strong women on the daily


it’s always been me vs me.. ion see nobody but me


just got to my hair appt..


Maybe I’m asexual


I’m really curious to hear the rest of the song. Because I didn’t expect the rest of Beso to sound the way it did after hearing the clip we got. I wonder if this one will go in a different direction too


Cramps of doom so my little guy is trying to make me feel better by singing twinkle twinkle... unfortunately he sounds like Gizmo which yes its adorable but it's also given me a headache


I just realized I have no warm clothes at alberts, ripppp


bruhhhh how did i get so fucking hooked on Money Heist... i highly recommend it


Eating something that has chocolate in it everyday errr dayyyy


" i wanna do this with you " a love language


You know what @user is very nice. Whether the quoted tweets are good or bad he still retweet. I would been blocked some of those folks.


having one of those ADHD paralysis days and my brain has decided to watch #KitchenNightmares again and barely ate anything all day


Reformer Pilates + Muay Thai are a winning combination. If you want ab definition and hip flexor mobility that’s your magic formula right there, you can thank me later


DANA WHITE CONTENDER SERIES


He got a main bitch, got a mistress, and some hoes


Transparency: I have had one Green Day this month. And it was for $14. A little background tho. I came home from prison last Monday. I did 5 years. I taught myself how to day trade from a cellphone in prion. I don’t care who looks at me different. I launched a business.


So many expensive cool geeky Kickstarters out there right now, so little money in my pocket.


Listening to kpop girl groups while learning how to play chess


If I WAS to do porn... who would you like to see me get fucked by?


Okay, hear me out… Women


my arms abt to actually fall off


i feel thoroughly left out


Glad I have some weed in this weather


The thing nec ultra ad finem


i don't understand this things anymore, why are we shaming each other for choosing Banks that makes economical sense to us!?


Lord forgive me for saying mane was finished last season


Mouth watering for some boudin


It’s to hotttttt I’m melting


The way I so badly want a kawaii/decoden case for my phone.


& if you wonder if I hate youuuuuu, I do!


I wanna get head on a balcony or somewhere wit a view out of town


I love when they tell me to grab the vibrator


I’m just slowly reverting back into my mcr stan account ways


Every fucking flight is delayed


thinking abt the sandman


I remember the one time @DetroitBORG liked one of my tweets, same for @user I was freaking out


CAN IT BE THE WEEKEND??? I WANT TO PLAY THE LAST OF US 2 SO BADDDD AND ALSO NEW EPISODES OF MY SHOWS ARE OUT. ALSO WORK SUCKS!!!


Black is literally my favorite color


I’m in this phase where I want to buy gifts for people that are semi-practical or that they’ll really love. When that is paired with my inability to make decisions... I basically hate myself


Twitter trying to look like FaceBook


Mannn life really be beating my ass...but yk what I will never give up


I been craving chicken with lemon peppa seasoning on top so that’s what I’m getting


wow what a game


Don't think I've ever been so happy in my life


Coworker: your nonchalant attitude is actually bothersome Me: I really don’t care


“Capturing The Expression looks Nothing Like The Event.” #AtTimes


so.. i just sent to my best friends a video of me singing for the first time and asked what they think cuz its there first time hearing me sing but, the closest one to me replied with laughing emojis.. the thing that hurts the most is that every one else said it was good


MONEY STACK DIFFERENT WHEN YOU STOP HELPING PEOPLE WHO WONT HELP YOU


Somebody should make me a playlist dedicated to me, like all songs that remind you of me


my dumbass didn’t look up some terms bc everyone was freaking me tf out abt college board hacking into our shit and seeing our history


Updating my phone to io16 was the worst thing i could’ve done


I don’t accept credit just cash


Today, I would like to write something. Anything.


Work was too much work today and I didn’t like it


High key debating on moving to atl


I appreciate Rhythm City for their self-harm awareness episodes..i went through the same ordeal last year at this time but i couldn't explain it.. One night i kept tightning a shawl around my neck because i wanted to direct the pain from inside to one area..yhu.. I survived


So much life in the city, you won't believe Been awake for some days now, no time to sleep If your heart is a pillow, this love's the bed Tell me what is the music inside my head


Don’t make me take control of a text, you will hate me and assume I’m boring


ayo pierre you wanna cum in here


“I spin blocks bro”... N!gga Ofc u do, u work for Grubhub


I need a romantic night out seriously been in the house too long


This one really wasn’t very good I hope it’s the sensible lady I just have a feeling though might later (b/c people know) #interiordesignmasters if anyone left


If u got the brain work i got the heart work i will use that