Louis Loudlinson is back with 16 and 18 secs


I’m tired of being sick.. it’s been four days dawg


Here is your daily reminder that ADAM COLE IS ONE OF THE BEST WRESTLERS ON THE PLANET. Saw some unintelligent ghouls on here laugh at how he was NXT Champion, and now getting “kissed by the Bucks” Because he’d be better off on Monday or Friday, right? Patience. Seek it


Licorice pizza is a love story between a 15 & 25 year old!?


trying to convince my mom to take me to a wdw concert this year is gonna be a hassle


I want hella flowers for my bday


keep doing what you doing cause i need you haters


Dude In n out has that tiny ice that’s good to chew now


How is it possible to be hungover for two days now…I’m dying


ive only seen the first half of the princess & the frog


White is not always light and black is not always dark


i miss lydia


Taking a break from twitter to prepare for finals. Pray for me


Hooda and krunal


I didn’t wear my glasses throughout my exam period and I didn’t faint. Progress


Taking myself on dates all 2022 if you see me dining alone ... say HI


thank you Mr.Cole for the music


TLOP Era was fun times .. I remember going crazy hearing father stretch my hands and freestyle 4


I will wait for you… But not too long


It's short shorts + warm sweater type of weather


Who gets a thumbs up on progress from the physical therapist then falls off a ladder on set the same day? This girl.


kaya this year, LBC?


His voice is just so comforting


Sharing all your secrets with each other since you were kids Sleeping soundly with the locket that he gave you clutched in your fist


I just declined participation in virtual #APSA2020. Such a pity, I was really looking forward to my two panels, and San Francisco. But the time difference would have been a major challenge. Hopefully we are back in normal business in Seattle 2021 @user


The reason why y’all dislike Geminis is cause they call you out on your shit. Every Gemini I’ve ever met I get along with, just don’t lie to them


I want and need everybody around me to WIN


nairaos nanaman ang isang araw thank you lord!


Bus riders getting dropped off in my neighborhood at 430. I’d be mad asl if I got outta school at 3 but didn’t get home til 430


2 goals in 6 minutes, we can do it


I got my 16 pick on my bid sheet while buddy bidding with two juniors. AND i have a lead in that only takes up one day but my whole line is 3days. So i get 1330 of soft credit to next months line.


The Portuguese FA trying to prove Ronaldo scored is tragic


all the big accs look and act the same so if one does sumn problematic i read a thread on it and then look to see who’s following and all that shit and then a week later i look at a big acc and idk if that’s the one that’s problematic or not and so then i’m


Honestly I think I know what I want to do for my bday weekend this year


CR7 on the rescue again


Invest in Chinese stocks, invest for the future


I’m making chopped cheese tonight


Men really be fake allies


Hate to say it….. but Trump prolly wouldn’t have had us here


i am no longer focusinf in class, shes reviewing stuff i have down


Hate when I buy something and mfs stick they hands in it without asking


I want some good ass brownies w ice cream rn


U can’t escape what u attract


Casually golfed a 69. PGA here I cum


Just one. Can I go to just one conservative website without a F**KING pop up?! Nobody on the planet uses them anymore, except those saps.


nothing fina get a new air fryer


I might want somebody but I don’t need them very independent


Picking up the whip on Saturday


To post or not to post


#eddievanhalen RIP I never really got into his music, nonetheless, my mom and uncle loved him. I remember 5 years ago my uncle was showing me the songs “Panama” and “Hot For Teacher”. Until I got a new phone, I kept those songs on my playlist and remembered those good times


It’s Tuesdayyyyy...take care


I got in invited to angels wedding I’m so blessed


Ugh. I’m in my gym’s car park and I can’t even recline my seat for a procrastinap because my dog’s crate is too big. Guess I’ll just have to bloody go in then


Just had the best first day of work in my life. Culture matters. Super excited to be a part of your team @HubSpot


was a steady 88kg for like 3 months o, small play and now i cant go below 90. wo no be me Fat pass, make i go mix water for the night


Was going to do chores today but heard I will have so much time now that I will be home the next two weeks from work.


Just paid off and closed one of my credit cards and I feel so good about it


This sunset bout beautiful asf yo


Buying more and more even at ath @Theta_Network


.@cbctom talking about food right now on @user "A shoe tastes better with bacon on it"!


Never get tired of doing little things for others, because sometimes those little things occupy the biggest part in their hearts. #ALDUBatADNRightToLearn


everytime i come here there's dumb shit on my tl


I’m glad I never got matching tattoos with a lot of people cause it’s really fuck them


NAH ! THIS THUNDER & LIGHTENING IS ON ANOTHER LEVEL ! Where Is My Man ?


I have started crying the in shower several times in the last week because a younger me never thought I would get here. Never thought I would be in a relationship, or getting a job with benefits, or be a college graduate. I'm doing it


maybe my obsession with australian men stems from the wiggles


Whew this girl flipped in my shxt & it was not a good feeling


At Pine Street Labs, we're constantly monitoring network updates from across the blockchain ecosystem. Here are a few highlights from the past week


Rihanna pregnant?? Y’all REALLY aint finna get music from ha eva again


I already know how my year is about to end


I’m just ready to put that shit tf on fa my birthday weekend


"OMG I just found out that IU is p/roblematic" Guess what, you're the one who's actually problematic if you found that out through TikTok.


Peers, update your iPhones to iOS 13.4 today.


im like a bird, i wanna fly away.


All I want is to make it on Twitch and help people. That’s it. Been streaming for 7 years and have gotten nowhere. This shit kills my mental state.


I need a hot comb to straight straight. My hair and my ass is scared asf to do it


Morning sex or nite......


500k more views for SukHoon's Idol Ramyeonators!!!! 1.5 million views soon


Everybody done moved in over here and all of a sudden the WiFi want to keep crashing


Didn't have time to steam my shirt but I did get coffee this morning


Kizomba touches my soul in a way that no other genre can


Raced another Miata today, dammmm I thought I was a turtle but the Miata can take a stock miata any day


#acspib #webstercas we may not be the biggest, but we are the best.


seriously considering trying to start an OF now that im working out regularly... im down bad but atleast i have nice feet


Y’all gone make me have a whole compliment of roller skates.


“Take who chain? Naw bitch not Dugg!”


guys I’m done with school for the year


I'm officially done ordering with Doordash and I wanna refund for my Dash Pass


There's a stadium at Obuasi? Ey. Deport me pls.


There is a huge community for artist, and it's largely due to it being a visual medium anyone can easily enjoy, is there something like that for writing or screenwriting? How can I monetize this as well?


Yesterday I had one of those low, low days. Writing wise, I lost confidence in my ability as a writer & storyteller. Today, I looked at CP notes on my CB & I ENJOYED revising. I ENJOYED my story! Regardless of whether it gets published or anyone else likes it, that's a win


Petition for @Lowes to start carrying just house plants again. I don’t want to pay 23 dollars for a snake plant because you want me to buy your ugly urban jungle planter with it


am excited to call sexy gf all night


Dear @user HOW DO I TURN OFF THE FLOATING NOTIFICATION IN THE IOS APP?!?!?! So damn annoying.


People say I look mean all the time. I promise I’m the nicest person you’ll ever meet


college has my standards so low... in high school I would have been destroyed over a 70. In college I cried tears of joy from getting a 72 (which I originally had a 42 on) and rewarded myself with Starbucks after


I have like 5 hours worth of lecture videos to watch


women exist??


My mind feels so clear now. And I’m heading back a day early so I’ll be back tomorrow night instead of Thursday. I know what I gotta do now, it’s just all about putting it in motion


Of course he brings up “cancel culture”


i wanna be rich so i can afford agent provocateur


A cash pig for the holidays would be amazing


I need someone to take me to the Airport Friday morning.


Maybe I need to put my twitter on notifications


me: smd, i’m done w u. also me an hour later: …radio check


Another 1 pregnant #hotgirlsummer cancelled


I got invited to a cookout & ion too much know if I should go.


Bitches be like: I got a attitude problem, bipolar, loud, Smoke, drink, need attention 24/7, and whats a God.............. But I’m worth it


ooc． aint no way


Ladies: Why are y’all against dating men with kids?


s*xual a*sault is rly the most sleaziest crime lmfao i have no remorse for anyone that partakes in that shit


I don't even remember the last time I was this active on twitter.


This hotel is by far the nicest we've ever stayed in (the bar isn't high considering the last one I had to use my coat as a duvet cos it was grotty) but I never wanna leave this hotel


They say the longer you wait the hotter you date maybe I'll date a volcano


starting off my afternoon w mimosas while i get my nails done, who am i?


this is just a psa that women’s sizing is actual shit!!!! i’m going through my jeans and a size 6 from old navy is looser on me than a size 10 (my go to size) from american eagle that i can hardly zip. numbers mean nothing ladies.


You’re black but don’t eat wat


Ash today's Kiryus birthday...... Maybe I'll draw something for him


I love how my cousin and I don’t have to talk everyday but whenever she calls or text we don’t miss a beat


my days have no structure


Jack Ma is a real business man.


Getting a notification that David dobrik posted a new video activated my fight or flight


Things are finally looking up, I think


can me and lizz like, go to a concert together


Throwing myself back into another Starbucks store to work. Making latte art at 8am for busy strangers going to work and seeing how happy it made them was always something I loved. Lets hope I can get this job back today.


My video about healing is done


makin bbq shrimp tonight


gossip girl week


After everything arteta took my advice and gave my youngsters a chance upfront and obviously he didn’t regret it COYG


Shii ig we going back to the north side knights


i got coffee on my controller


I could really fuck up some cicis pizza rn


I just read, the United States makes up 5% of the world population, yet owns 42% of all guns.


|| You ever just forget the man-bat jumpscare in arkham knight exists


Ugh they just had to have the Yankees vs Red Sox game the same night as the season finale for bachelor in paradise


You know... getting locked out of my car and my place is just peak


Lash extensions are addictive


Milk and stupid DMd Stephen lies then he asks and they scream at him.


Every time a bitch get mad at you they say some shit like “yOu aINt eVeN tHaT cUte aNyWAys!”


That DeShaun Watson shit disappeared I see


I have a job interview tomorrow morning. It'd be like an hour from where I live but still...wish me luck


That hoe could neverrr be me


I need money but these people are playing games with me


When he puts in your head the image of you being fucked by two men... now its all you can think about


Remembering that Beyoncé and Rihanna used to be skinny gives me hope


I went all in on a Marseille goal. Free money


Not me getting emotional at #HocusPocus2


Him fuck pon you nuh matter how yuh follow Jim


Construction workers are always in the fuckin way


The wraps from salata are elite


I just want bae to set some trendz with her friends


these cramps tearinnn my ass up


the new season FOG essentials set is


might say f it and get my mf jawline restructured


My gf has been so supportive the past few weeks, if I could give her the world .. she got it


Has anyone seen my b*starding tap shoes?


3 of my nails broke now Im walking around looking dusty


I wish I could rent a human to just cuddle with me and that’s it. Don’t talk. Don’t touch..just hold me


Never understood what people meant by gross school cafeteria food until now


speaking of moms,,,mine is so weird like if i have a friend over she’ll leave us be, but as soon as they leave she’s like making me give her their whole life story like why do u need to know that her dad left when she was born


I am the Moon and Army is my Earth


What if the hawks are bo Mohato le bo Mazet stealing cars for mam’Sonto’s client in Mozambique?


Thank you for inviting me @user @user @user Tinker bell and Darkripper! Was alot of fun! Really made my day


People are wicked!! No matter how good you are they remain wicked and you should too


If you can’t handle any types of RP issues and can’t leave OCC issues OCC then you shouldn’t RP .


My kids’ school is doing half online half in person which is school. Not gonna lie online sucked. My son is special ed and I feel like it made him regress a bit. I am not equipped my mental health really gets in the way of functioning. It makes me feel so fucking guilty.


Being at the stage where clothing removal is irritating my ears is kinda fun


By far the wackiest birthday ever


Bouta COOK COOK today


“China’s strategic interest in Venezuela has been primarily commercial, but also accommodative of President Hugo Chávez’s political goal of economic diversification from the United States,” write @user and @user Read the full publication


I went house hunting soon as i got off that call ! Ain’t find shit though


Rang the council...Where's ya bin? I've bin looking for my stolen bin no Where's ya wheelie bin? I wheelie bin looking for my wheelie bin..new recycle bin comes monday haha


Australia really shooting itself in the knee more and more frequently when it comes to its energy politics


who let the dora lookin ass botch go on a date with my tae mu


Here go ppl being tf weird


ulta curbside takes for fucking ever


I lost 5 and idk why


Choco gym


Crazy seeing my name on a line up with some of my absolute favorite producers


So excited to be moving


Ny cough … Mom I want to go doctor


Whole Soul belong to me


Not to brag or anything but my underwear has polar bears on it


Too precious for you to handle


The Obi flagboy and his cameraman were almost lynched to death...no outrage or condemnation but it's tweets directed at a Nollywood actress that bothers you more? Abegi!


Man I can’t believe I really have to give birth again.. why can’t men carry these children?? That’s so bogus


im just talking though lol, cause i can’t let nobody else change who i am .. this shit in me not on me foreal


Conor Grant only scores bangers


my birthday is in 2 weeks and I have no idea what to wear


I hope Dipset is now memorizing their lyrics before that Lox/Dipset tour. Lol


What's with James and this persistent knee injury?


I’m not gona cut my hair just to see how long it will grow during quarantine


I just shaved and now I can stop petting myself cuz it's so soft


apple took my fucken gas money


I lie down naked and my legs open infront the fan. Daz d most action I’ll be getting for a while and I’m fine with that


I’m just tryna eat some unfrosted pop tarts


What reason will klopp find to moan about playing Sunday night


I saw a license plate that was straight up just OwO but I dropped my phone trying to take a picture


i nedd friends here


My falsetto is sounds amazing


I’m really about to be MIA fr! I’m getting out of NC or just on my own period within a year or year & half. Time to run it up


Why do I have so much dread and stress when I’m supposed to be on my winter break


go support pinned edit


Grabe the audacity of this girl to play valorant in the middle of all these requirements


Can't believe in the Bronx for a man


I love seeing reporters and editors posting their photos of pizza in the newsroom today. Must be election night! #Elections2021


Thatha Chris


taga react lang tayo mga ssob.. let’s watch how it’ll unfold and develop


I hate crying. I’m supposed to be a bat bitch Aquarius


sore eyes


listening to a bakugou playlist feeling like a bad bitch


Talking to Mags. She reverted to her maiden name when she divorced, l didn't. "Wouldn't you change back?" "No, l liked my married name better." "You could change it anyway! To ours! You're family" There's a thought. I could. I might, when l retire. That'd be interesting....


When people freak out on you when you don’t text back immediately < Please stop.


Ok I thought I smoked a lot of weed before all this


Aleph Zero $Azero will melt faces next bullrun


Went to the grocery store today, and I’m exhausted... can’t imagine how going back to work will feel


u bitches amaze me


Music or tv while I make this wig


Garnet is a fusion?!


Please raise your expectations of influential so-called allies. Dropping “systemic racism” into prepared remarks does not convey a true understanding of this moment and what needs to come next. Sigh. And of course, he couldn’t pass up the chance to call for peaceful protests.


Damn I need a bomb ass sauce to make with me


This week in Nassau, everyone is a relationship psychologist.


Over 3.5 in the first half, and I thought I was playing it safe nge under 4.5


After six months of treatment, I finally heard my dentist saying "see you next year"


I got the job tho facts


It's not a fighting game unless it has characters who fight each other


i binged i hate being depressed


I'm missing Giddifia and Mon Cherie


Still not entirely understanding why the Hurricanes hard-balled Nedeljkovic out the door so they could bring in a Raanta-Andersen tandem


Wonder when @lildurk gone drop that no auto


Rigobert not speaking for at least the people of her constituency to understand her


texting my old coworker making sure he still gone steal my trash bags, gloves, and paper towels every week


Couple weeks off those meds and my head hasn’t gone to any dark places. Thank god I caught it. Just gotta work on these weird dreams. #getoutofmysystem


6ixbuzz so toxic, posted Debby every chance they got for clout and to be clowned and now she’s dead and they wanna drop go fund me link. Disgusting


i want to make a nude calendar


adding that tweet to the drafts


like to watch em split the swisher, make the ‘rillo bleed


just enrolled in my last semester as a college student


kai really livin the dream


Why the FLIP do people assume my name is a boy name


you ever see cake decorating videos and automatically be like “y’all using WAY to much icing”


Where did my 4 year old learn, “Why are you giving me a face”?


Where all this J Cole slander come from?


i love when cute guys boost my ego


Did you know I come from a musical family We lived in A Flat


To the girls that pose holding their breasts. What exactly is your problem? Dyu want to kill us?


Search the night of power


I’ve listened to “Nai’s March” by Superorganism like 40 times today, and I think my wife is ready to kill me.


If @user don’t come to Penny Pawty it’s a wrap for her


It’s bittersweet leaving my office for this long. I hope everyone is staying safe during this scary time


one thing imma do is put some sun screen on


Brown sugar and honey glazed salmon, yellow rice for dinner. I wish I had some broccoli


Panera added flatbread pizza to their menu and a bunch of new sandwiches and I’m moving in down the street from one next month and this is potentially going to be a huge problem


The elevator was packed so I took the stairs


can it just be july alrdy


Between Glytch Announcments, TSM announcements, YT videos, and personal commission montages I’m at 39 videos for the month not counting TikToks. Might fuck around and hit 50


niggas got the AUDACITY to be talking crazy in my DMs but not a cashapp in sight


I’m glad they pulling Bethune board of trustees card right now. I had to throw away some good hats n clothes cause of mold. YALL OWE ME A LAKER HAT N SOME SHIRTS


Nitey nite


because we came from different sides


Following @user "press conference" today, @JoeBiden urged Trump to have "many, many more news conferences, only longer, please."


$2.69 for gas bruh? Which country they pissed off now?


Is Memphis winning tonight ?


Month yelling scared the frick outta me


Even tho I'm just 15 mins away from work , why am I always late


Get you somebody who compliments your grind.


So my dad called me to ask how the district is going and I told him I'm tired and he was like... Ei already?!


Let the brunch bookings begin


Catching up on @user Patreon eps & they're talking about music introduced to them by cousins. Mine was Violent Femmes, listening to the cassette tape.


Just watched episode 4 of it’s a sin and I just feel so sad


My skz albums are out for delivery and I just left town for the next 3-5 days


Inspirational discussions this morning at Western Sussex. Thanks for the invite @user @user I look forward to the next phase


I love seeing G Wagons


Since the last Saturday party I can never believe or trust that guy again


I decided it was finally time to replace my S8 Active. No high end US tough phones, but cheap phones now beat it so went with a Pixel 4a (also wanted SIM swap protection). quick thread on Apple, 5g, materials, and the phone industry


This side was supposed to win the euros


We can’t wait to recording tonight after that UCL dub, but before we do we need your: — Three Word Match Review — Questions Drop them below, Blues!


Erasing your beautiful make up at the end of the day is the worst


Innum oru shirt choose Pana theriyala.. joker


YOU CAN’T JUSTIFY EVERYTHING.. THERE’S RIGHT AND THERE’S WRONG..


Lol my dad been HELLA avoiding me today. Smh


2022 was a great year for me honestly, 2023 we take it all the way


Oh sh*t just realised you all know I drink vodka. This is not what you think!!


RASHFORD IS THAT GUY 1-0


coinbase behaved like robinhood ..


You never seen my hand out. Knew it was more to me


Broke but still silly


im just excited for so much well deserved stuff to come


Welcome, little baby girl! Dalida Ahmed Magd


The way I don’t care about people looking at my boobs


I've just thought of an idea for my YouTube channel and it could be SO FUN but it wouldn't be BookTube — I'd basically make my channel almost solely film & TV related.


Gym or laundry tonight? I can’t decide


Man U don’t be unfortunate


I Am so bored & this boy keeps bothering me the devil is a LIE


[DELETING THIS ACC] since my moots don't interact with me & stan twt is kinda lonely for me, i've decided to delete twitter. i'm sorry. it was really fun i hope you remember me. i have decided to leave and become jungkook's wife. i hope we can still keep in touch


what kind of spell do you have me under


Don’t tell @user that I’m way too bored when the boi is sleeping. And this time difference is a thing haha I’m always checking the clock to check the time counting the house till I know Rhedd gets probably up Just know you’re missed, I hope you wake up happy Today


I miss sena


My friend wasn’t getting married until September and just told me they’re postponing it. I feel so sad for them, but with the uncertainty of how long this could go on for, it’s probably smart. Still, so sad.


Wendy from Red Velvet wants you to know that you’re on their mind!


AB is a clown


i think 2023 is my year fr fr


me : entering giveaways to win wilbur merch @user : oh btw i got wilbur merch


Live inplay - MK Dons and Ipswich to score (over 0.5)


I'm totally avoiding the garage for a few hours, or most of the day, I'm gonna need at least a beer for that mess


broke my record today


I’m going for a few elbows to touch the streets


I need a fuckin breakkkkk


when i do a yolo 10 pull on nahida and get an off banner yao yao


I really want some mac &cheese, ribs and mashed potatoes…. Might need to make some this weekend


I think ma favorite cologne dis a 6 thousand odor


#thethiefhiswifeandthecanoe despite the crime commited, the red top journalists are absolute scum. Who do they think they are!


#RANBOO: *does his crying noises* -dono pops up- #RANBOO: OOO MONEY!! this reminds me of those little kids who cry until they get a lollipop and are happy again pls


added him to my thread for my own records but he’s already sold out! thank you so much guys~ TT I potentially have one that’ll be freed up and I’ll update if so, but otherwise..thank you !


Why did ppl suggest 9 perfect strangers to me? It’s not really giving what y’all said it would


This season has been a shit show. Time to end in a high note at least.


MOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEE WETTS


Hang your head in shame Mr PM


Wouldn't mind never seeing Waghorn and Lawrence in a Derby shirt again


my mom keep tryna spray little do she know... I'm boutta smoke again


You ever get a text after you post a picture, like he forgot you was fine before you posted it


“ if you ain’t standing up for what you doing what tf you doing it for ?!” ~ @PDE_YOUNGNUDY


It’s hella money to be made. Keep collecting


being legit diagnosed with ulcer had me an excuse to let every one in the fam buy me food


Don't worry Imma get back to my wholesome nature, jus not today


I am completely broke until friday


mtv knows me so well


Omo today was so good


Why is mulder being so weir ITS NOT MULDER


I was still following Kobe every move after retirement


Like why y’all be so worried about other bitches


Hehehe.. Mmm.. A million things around everything what we talked has been running and ringing through my mind and heart my love


it amazes me how ugly people can be


Paypal sucks- I sent money to someone & it said they won’t get it until March 2nd


I swear Cashman totally reads Twitter


Dollar general has such cute stuff now, I see you dollar general


my dream was so funny


I’m happy for my baby sister!


She’s all I have in this life, I just want her to be fine


okay but those nature republic mini standees on depop


can’t believe I’m not seeing tame impala with @user today


look in the mirror if u wanna look at some things on the bright side


#NRGSexySept #nrgcirclerave @user @user @user @user @NRGRadioKenya @drake Gods plan


Anyways our hospital is haunted


What am I doing now if BTS if fate didn't introduce me to BTS?


what if it's like a photo of each member overlapped of each other like 7 album


me: haha, I have 32 GB of RAM now, so I don’t have to worry about closing stuff me, 5 seconds later: oh no, that was my only incentive to close stuff


Cuddle weather! Goodmorning!


All i want is matching adidas x ivy park gear for me n my girl. The orange would go absolute crazy on both of us


I’m ready to make my wig I’m still waiting for my hair


fac t. i remember. maybe i'm not letting you forget ?


Here for you, til you're sleeping


I love change but dam this a lot in such a short amount of time


Happy #Twosday! #WNBATwitter, which WNBA duo do you think is the best of all-time? Tell us why


GUYS ! I want a septum piercing (:


Can’t believe I have 2 5th Graders


My dad got me sprinkles so I can make pizzelles


Five Heartbeats it is ... just came on! I’m happy


Can anyone think of super exciting isolation birthday activities for me to do tomorrow? I know nobody likes you when you’re 23 but I also don’t wanna spend my bday organising my shelves THANK U


doing my own nails on both hands, wish me luck


I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. -Henny Youngman


When I say it’s some shit I’ll never do again… I mean that shit


Ima add you to the murder rate


Lord God please


Colonoscopy prep. Here's a thought...Perhaps we could use a firefighting water bomber aircraft to dump a load of PrepKit C on Parliament House. Guaranteed to clear out all the shit in 12 hours. Problem solved! Have a pleasant day Tweeps.


activities ba o univ series ?? hahshahahaha help


I’m really tired fr, I have evil thoughts in my head 25/8 & I can’t talk to nobody


not all of the little throwaway lines i wrote into this draft coming back and being some of my favourites


Those fumes that come out the can of a freshly cracked open @redbull


Love that #BackToTheFuture back to the future is trending. Best film ever. Think it might be time to do a Vlog


the fact I’m so damn hungry right now


Finally got a chance to try my Marchosias from twisted beast and I'm absolutely jealous of anybody who can handle something bigger than the small, this wolf is a BEAST


I just wanna be on a beach watching the sun set


vou ver ficar na netflix, nd c nd.


I just make chicken noodle soup and omg


Everyone who interacts with this tweet interacted with this tweet


These people getting on my damn nerves


So to whoever comes by my stream frequently I have open mod spots. Please let me know if you'd be interested, thank you


Why I do feel like that's the only Westallen scene or the only good Westallen scene for tonight's episode?


3.5 hours until NY Elm is revealed


african girls are so pretty, i love y’all


I always have such good rebuttals for when men catcall me on the street but I don’t wanna get shot or kidnapped or r*ped


tocando em frente no bbb


Madam @sanjukta , please tell us something about INC's great achievement in Gujarat local body polls. Rahul Gandhi taking the party to new heights. Kudos!


I been sleeping my ass off these last few days


I’m no longer bi cause then that means I would be like @user


Gotta thank God for where I am and where I’m bout to be


I must look through my Snapchat memories about 6 times a day


I want to be more active here,, but I have Homework


omg ty for seventy billion followers


blocked the debt collectors


Had the mustiest day en mi vida


I bought empathy, universe and thrilling i am so happy


U gotta know how to stay down till u come up, stop competing or balling before ya season


I promise talking to Momma Tiff put me in a good spirit


Adding a play from the community today. Anybody want it? This play is SHARPPPP


If my mama seen my stash we might get into it


Does anyone else look at names of their alarms on their phone? I’ve just scrolled through and there’s one I’ve not changed since 2016 and another one that says to message a certain someone every morning to wish them a nice day, who now doesn’t really talk to me


Reading Circe before work and the second to last chapter (or something??) I'm almost done came and hit me in the chest with Solas/Ian emotions I didn't remember asking for


I have decided heretofore to call Chaz McCormick Chazzy. @blummer27 I'll share it with you.


I needa take a selfie with these buttefly locs before I take them out tmr


I’m convinced society adopted the phrase “money can’t buy happiness” as a way to maintain the wealth gap… cuz bitch since when


are u ready milkies?


It was a nice rainy morning not until i burned my tongue with my coffee


Ill eat everybody fries but mine


all men do is lie (and go on their ps5)


My old man always tryna upgrade me... he the reason I hate poor ass niggas


Don’t ask me how I just fit all that in my suitcase, let’s hope nothing broke


I Owe Myself A Better Version Of Me.. And Imma Give Myself Just That


I got life all fucked up rn


shut da door , recording in progress


No not again please anything but GUIVERNOS!!!!!!


Sloppy start @Lakers .


Hey the campers I just wanted let you know that the best investment you could make is in the people. To start a dream of theirs and there families and things would get a lot nicer around are little village


Car repairs are finished and within my rental’s time frame


Looking forward to getting chicken tortellini on Saturday


My niece makes everything better .. such a sweet baby


Starting my only module this semester and I am h y p e d Can’t wait to fall asleep in the middle of lectures on liminality and stress about assignments


i know i made a good joke when i made it on lesbos finsta


Was just informed squids are real


I float this car to school every other day


Why do I gotta be such an empath?!?!


did seungkwan really go live for 3 hours


4 sum of you tht be so heavy on the women empowerment on here.... y'all sure do shit on a number of women a lot. guess it only applies 2 the btches of your liking, huh.


Cause I love you for infinity


55.5k Followers, Thanks you


It started storming out of no where


Please just release a Taehyung only SG. I don’t wanna waste my time seeing non-taehyungs go at it with their bullshit fs


If you’re from Alabama and is an artist do WHATEVER it takes to get to where you need to be just don’t disrespect yourself. I know it’s a few that are but if you ask me NOBODY is ON from here...let’s stop acting like it lol that blue check mark don’t mean shit either.


brb about to go meet my dude in the vr world


don’t u just love it when ur ideas that were once thought of as unnecessary and pointless get stolen without credit by said people who said the ideas were useless


I don’t see how ppl can still smoke cigarettes knowing not just what it does to your insides, but your skin & teeth


Ain’t nevr met a Female like me he nervous


I went to pour milk in my coffee and poured it into the jar full of coffee grinds instead


Maybe I should leave To help you see Nothing is better than this And this is everything we need


when the blood presh monitor squeezes your arm


Y'all know that getting the covid 19 vaccine doesn't stop you from getting covid19 or from transmitting this so called deadly disease. So if you get this vaccine ur not very smart.


I love my ancestors and spirit guides because they be blocking any negative energy that bitches wanna throw at me


I cannot believe this convo I’m a part of rn…


i think that 5sos should announce something not this friday but the friday after


Whats the craziest thing yall ever did over a man?


July 15th is tax deadline! July 16th is our playing hooky day


The moon that marks the start of muharram, Abal fazl AL-ABBASع He rises every year to show that the banner of HUSSAINع will never fall


I see my All Star starter outfielder and his name is Cedric Mullins


IMPORTANT: oh its time again to give some harry dms away. REPLY AND RT and i‘ll add you to a dm with harry in the morning


Liked a pair of trainers on Depop bloke messages me asking if interested,we sort a deal , I pay says he’ll post tomorrow, 2 days later refunds money then blocks me


SOOOO WHOS TAKING ME TO SEE BAD HUNNY FOR MY BDAY IN MARCH?! Cause someone pls fuckin take me


I’m officially cries in the office gal


Just realised I was at a Bridgerton filming location when I was in London the other weekend without realising


One thing about me is whatever I want I’ve always made it my business to do anything I gotta do to get it


never been so excited to go back downhome


y’all don’t even be getting y’all “lick back” fr


my mom so sweet. she stocked the fridge with different types of wine for P1 & I


i hate texting someone and they never reply but every time I’m with them i watch them sit there on their phone


Today was a tough day for me I had to bury my grandfather today


$BNT is for $link like that friend that is always there for you


As climate impacts worsen, the urgency to significantly reduce carbon emissions grows. At the #BonnClimateConfereence and at #COP27, Parties must develop a plan to accelerate mitigation action to meet our climate goals. Read how


Forgot how good party rings are


i got 46 cousins


You don't care about exo but you have a whole @user bio dedicated to them


Lf gumagawa ng annimated invitation. Someone whose knowledgeable about adobe. Yung budget friendly lang sana. Send us a dm po if forte.


I love how I’m always being gifted with rose quartz gems Loll the universe really wants me to be full of love huh?


Audubon Aquarium is getting renovated


I’ve been sleep all day wtf


Did, you RECOGNISE (Men in black)


Damn, I really missed free slurpees at 711 yesterday


A week to go #StayAtHome


C’mon C’mon turn the radio on


Not only is my mom homophobic but also racist. Good luck getting into heaven miss ma’am.


The way I just demolished those tacos


if anyone’s going to turnovers show tonight pls record take my head for me


I spent money recklessly I’m trying to break the habit


What happened to the dispatch anniversary show?


Bought my baby an even bigger iPad. She still has her mini too. That’s what being an only child gets you lol


If the person taking my money make my stomach hurt ion even want my food nomore


I really just let my dad get away with calling Kareem the greatest scorer of all time... man I’m gettin old


See the crowd noises are better for tonight’s games


I just bumped into my ex, what a nice surprise


People who randomly call just to check on you will surely have a special place in heaven


I had built it up then tore it down. That come from greed


Wow I love a productive day


Very excited about maya Rudolph this election season


Been thinking real heavily on moving out of this town


* I meant example model.. example model


feel like im forgetting sum


it’s my 9yo nephew’s birthday and i’m on the phone with him and he’s explaining what Naruto is to me cuz it was his Halloween costume


I love the fact that my kids are doing chores without me asking them.


Got my braces tightened today this shit hurt


How do I make more fuckin money


This year I am so blessed alhamdulillah


How do people even sleep with their bedroom door open or have no curtains in their bedroom


brain boleh explosive do trying to remember everything in oral patho aigo


Waited all this time for my couch to be delivered only for it to arrive damaged


Women are bigger tricks than niggas when they feel safe with you


These 40 minutes on the elliptical is no joke .


Straight smacking


Popeyes delivering lol


Nail appointment at 2:30


Lol I wonder who it is that has me blocked now


Another Aaron Rodgers howler on the Pat mcafee broadcast


Can’t wait to see all my hoes on nye


R.I.P BlockFi, another on the list !!


#TheSalisburyPoisonings Spall doing a great job as Nick showing the trauma


Beer dinner tonight aka I’m getting hellaaaaa bent with the guest who payed for this 5 course dinner at my job


My baby tooth came out at school and I’ve been in my feelings since he got home cus I wasn’t there to witness it


I wanna build a gaming computer.. just to build one, it seems fun


so i take it people don’t wash their clothes before they wear them huh


forced to go running aha fun


summer is fun and all but I’m tired of this humidity and rain, let’s just skip everything and go straight to December


after today i think i should have stayed w accounting LMAOOO


The best older Disney Channel Original movie?


I wanna know who pierced my co-workers nose and told them it heals in 2 weeks because she asking me why it won’t go back in . Girl it done closed up


I think it was fate that Yixing wasn’t with exo when I saw them live he knew he was too powerful therefore didn’t want to kill me with his good looks and power the first time


Dahil tawag sa tin BBM supporters trolls. Good morning 31M trolls


Congratulations @TomDaley1994 on your OBE.


Remember to be a buyer, not a seller. A 20% off storewide sale at your favorite store would make you want to buy more, right? It's the same idea with investments


We gonna get what we deserve for sure


i cannot deal with the negativity some ppl bring into your life. i will cut you off so fast, no matter our relation! i got a life to live and it will b filled w smiles and laughter


I wanna pierce my nose but what if it goes left? I can’t afford to have a big bump on my nose lol sigh


I need fluff changjin fics


the day i go backstage


Since when did the Queen and Edward Enninful become so tight that she's going to his wedding? Oh please


blocked my girlfriend on all social media for champions league weekend


The thought of being made to sit in a wet diaper and not aloud to change for so long


My bestieeeeee is coming tomorrow


Goodluck exam esok


Tag a friend whom you can trust blindly


I’d literally die if I fell pregnant cause I can’t afford to go off budget for an abortion rn


Feet aching all the steps I got in today, plus I’ve just put a new floor down in our baby’s room, that’s me done for today time for a few hours rest


if my face was an emoji it’d be this


Some may call me nuts for going back to school with having two kids under the age of three... I call it determination


Designing any funeral material hits differently as a graphics artist


Trump saying everything should be back to normal by Easter


Been playing classical music in my house today and honestly it’s a vibe. Like sophisticated


Ya quiero ver sus outfits para Bad Bunny


Literally went out for 5 min just to get ice cream and they didn't even have the kind I like. What kinda fatass is buying all of them bruh chill


Nothing worse than being stressed and having a lot on your plate


I’m salty cause my girl leavin me today and it’s back to being bored


I want a bowl of shame from Bok a Bok. But I should really eat my leftovers tonight


I'm 1558494 images old.


Took the high road and reached out to my dad today for his birthday… and received the exact energy I knew I would


pissers gc really think they’re important


Day 7 of switching from coffee to tea. 1 cup of Typhoo in the morning and 1 cup of PG Tips in the late afternoon. I think I'm officially over coffee


Aware of my surroundings, I don’t fucc wit y’all don’t come around me


I miss having somebody to do things with


My new dog is spoiled


Wish there was a way for amazon employees to buy things at work so you can skip delivery times and such


i don’t care about a nigga or nun rn . i’m so focused on finishing this school shit !


Ohhh babyyyy


Not always complaining about our government but not putting in the effort to register to vote


migraine botox is affective but sis that shit hurt


Domain Expansion


2:47AM Good night


Se baste!


Just had the most relaxing lunch hour ever.... thanks to @user


I just realized how much my ult groups have changed


so ready for @user new album


If they don’t find you being possessive hot and it doesn’t turn them on, do they really want you?


My last table tipped $100


Finishing at 3 everyday is a good time to finish for the day, because gives you a chance to not get caught up in bus travel with school children coming home well at least where you live


I honestly want to see @Kaepernick7 signed to a team this season. A good amount of teams could use him


The first goal almost looked more offside than that one


Not one black mother in sight


Cause if I go get me a sub and it ain’t hittin on shit Imma be pisssedddd!!!


She block me after broke up But couldn't block her Ex when we're together


If you need me, I’m about to be the obnoxious girl that only wears clothes that show my piercings. Thanks


Comfort is no test of truth. Truth is often far from being comfortable -Swami Vivekananda #ALDUBxADNMagnanimity


I do this thing where I write down quotes that my friends have said that were funny. It’s my way of remembering little moments that I know I could forget otherwise. I’ll be sharing, and this series will be called #outofcontext


rting my shit cuz i dont wanna draw


i real deal be taking the best pictures of people is it giving photographer?


Most people don’t want to grow up, I’m perfectly OK with it though. I’m like fine wine I only get better with time.


The girlies at oakbrook mall are gagged for the corned beef telfar today


I’m a healer thru sex but i don’t need to talk about that.


My life like a movie at this moment. Now I wanna bring emotions to it to come down the ACTIONS.


BRE wouldn’t be BRE without the crocs and white socks


mom frying fish


omg someone gifted me another sub on twitch


You don’t care at all Trust you, why don’t I just trust you? You just want to use me Now I know Body, I’m more than my body


anyways, belgian waffles


Lea Michele


yeaaa its time to upgrade this 11 boutta get thrown into the wall


Like for like as usual that’s why Gio annoys me, unbelievably arrogant


So yeah I made a thing but I don't have power to post it now Hoping that I won't put it off for too long


It’s a lot of things that seem easy until you do it. Then you realize it’s the most difficult thing ever. Like


I ordered a supposed to be chicken flatbread pizza from the cafeteria and I deadass wanna walk back up there and ask wtf is the chicken


Assist for young Neco and goal for Curtis all signed sealed and delivered by Onana. We'll take it


Great way is to run off to Twitter I guess ..


Listen todays victory is eating dinner before 6:30 pm & @user cooked on the grill.


Parting shots before calling it a day: everyone go read Bloodstream by Emilee J Carter, and lando.jpg I'm still going to wait for the Carlos content tomorrow


YO, HOW TF DO YOU MAKE A TWIBBON IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR HOURS


God I hope I have a manic episode soon so I can have the energy to clean and rearrange my room so I can workout again


i am thinking once again about how the gavinners have a song called “my boyfriend is the prosecution’s witness” and as far as i remember the only band members we know of are men so like....klavier gavin mlm confirmed...thanks for coming to my ted talk


heart 2 heart


$PTN Stopped out at .70… wtf!?


i don't even know what those games are.....


when chan mentioned inviting zach to their concert and felix went OH


Name me a character and I will try to draw them from memory. Go!


Whether it’s ironic, or perception.. Michael Jackson’s “This is It” is back on the stream.. DTV. If u haven’t seen it or listened to his music... it’s Beyond Powerful.. now is the time...


Like I say if u got some smart shit to say don't say nothing to me at all period


i want to k*ss and h*ld h*nds with a mercy main


6 lacs Afghans killed by Russia but Pakistan is the enemy of Afghans 4 lacs Afghans killed by America but Pakistan is the enemy of Afghans Pakistan took 30 lacs refugees & shared everything with them but Pakistan is the enemy of Afghans Continue. . .


My cousin stayed logged in into her Hulu account at my apartment


I booked over 10 A-list guests & produced a Live memorial special in under 4 hours


Everything for our gender reveal is finally all ready and I’m soooo excited


no brandon ingram either


What's something NEW that you tried this year? Are you gonna carry into next year?


Another sunny rental application pending! Should hopefully know by the end of the day. Fingers crossed


I tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter


I asked my cousin if she wanted to try Ethiopian food with me kulaha I don’t want raw meat fuckk offf


hair dye and tattoos are calling my name this summer


You are the reason i can survive


I was having a good day and then my ex messaged me. Now I’m having a great day Lmaoooooo


I swear this fucking airport hotel. They charged me again although it was already paid in March!! Is there anything working without me needing to take additional actions at all?


i need dt to at least give us One detail about the meetup that doesnt include the word SOON because dttwt is falling apart once again a whole year later


bein emotional don’t make you soft man, just proves that you a real ass mfka in this shit.


I am not a gimmick. So come authentic. Real recognize real.


It's a good feeling being the only one to know Spanish in the office, but that also means I am the only able to respond to Spanish related messages or comments


estoy a 10 seguidores de 600 should i make a promo


Anything involving Tessa gets a thumbs down from me. I believe in second chances. But I’m tired of people being allowed to be excused for racism as if it’s not a big deal. But then again, Hogan hosted mania...


making a build for our xbox account drop the best next gen builds in your eyes


i am getting anti-fatigue glasses


if someone listened to my recent spotify playlist it’s over for me


A quick note: We didn't have any women apply to write for #BallBlast last month. I hope when we have the funds to take on more writers that will change.


Hi I'm Xion! I like long vacations and submissive bottoms~


I'm a huge fan of who I am becoming


I CAN NOT stand when somebody say they gone do something and don’t! Especially if they just volunteered to do shit!


$CLSK can’t wait to exercise my $20 calls


Finna start live tweeting


It rained just enough to get my car dirty


before I let go - maze


The sky is red


a beer sounds nice can’t wait to get one


Furry proposals n weddings n stuff make my heart so happy


Still haven't done anything for mermay artists who don't do art gang rise up


Oh yea, I’m sick


Am sat on couch trying to relax and I can hear my next door neighbour shouting and swearing at the top of his lungs at his kids.


Thinking about what to wear for tomorrow and subconsciously found myself getting my trousers out… Fuck am I going to let a guy make me question what I wear, going with how I feel in the morning, might be another short skirt, my choice


One thing I’ve learned from running a business is that good projects take TIME


Shaved my legs tonight. What a treat. If I’m self isolating with myself for 12 weeks may as well make an effort


All 1000 piece jigsaws are sold out


Thanks TikTok for introducing my daughters to "Cars That Go Boom". I hated that song when it came on The Box when I was in HS & I hate it more now hearing them ask Alexa to play it every damn day!!!


Piercing my nose immediately after the lock down .


if anyone wants to talk about everything that’s been going on in the past 24 hours feel free to dm me


My energy too valuable to give a fuck about your feelings


I’m just aggravated with everything rn like ugh


the guy from cube kept saying they had “plans” and “a lot of meetings about clc” so im hoping they’re planning on promoting them pretty heavily the second half of the year while the other groups finish their promotions for the year and take a break


I've just stepped on a slug


Mission learning the piano to get my fingers stronger


I love Jordan Henderson


Positive Ole bringing Greenwood on. 442


DK popa cextury looding


Got ya bm wanna put on Amiris


The fact that anyone I have sex with has a chance to father my kids, is the reason I will continue to be celibate for as long as possible


Im deffo in need of more mutuals tbh


I ain’t really wit the textin I’m a pull up on you ready


I’m on break and I’m just numb at this point


If my daughter doesn’t get to go to Cali to play softball because of Covid ima be so fucken upset


love-hate relationship with rainy weather because it makes me feel cozy but lazy, good morning


someone just said to me if I was a superhero I'd be gay-lord


Any minor inconvenience and thats it for me


Christian is so sweet


should I post something new today on here


I love 1st shift all the black people be working


thinking about editing sandman to a certain hozier song @user


I have really bad hiccups and holding my breath isn’t helping


Lemme these clip ins


Proctor U is ASS. I’ll never forget when the proctor (happened to be a white girl) told me to move into a well lit area because my face was too dark... my face, not the room.


ATTA BOY RIZZ, WALK IT DOWN BABY..


You tryna find all the emotions I buried.


In 2021 I want to save money and make friends


Just...woaaah


Let's hope this is the year where everything improves.


Can someone tell me why people play s&d on ranked it is boring once u die to me and I experienced being in one game for 2 hrs like 4 seasons ago


Lord, let me feel the pain. And every time I can't formulate my feelings into words, I'll let my spirit talk


Ketanji Brown Jackson is: Pro- abortion A 1619 project puppet Empathetic to child abusers Lenient of child porn Watch as Linsey Graham and Mitt Romney vote to confirm her to the one office in the land that has a lifetime guarantee


i check ticketmaster everyday hoping for an olivia ticket


My lil brother girlfriend OB told her when she give birth can’t nobody be in the room with her because of this virus. This is why I said I’m doing a home birth fuck them drugs. I can’t give birth without my OG & one of my sisters that shit dead


I got censored on Facebook


I love this scent.


A bitch got 1 time to go to the internet about me. Ion see how y’all be friends w folks that done dogged y’all


it's 19:05 and I'm still working, nice, all because of my amazing internet server


awww .. hes ignoring me .


Driver change route i comot earphone to see well


goodnight everyone luv yall!!! (yes,, it's my habit to sleep early)


Just finished watching today's Canadian episode, did I miss something or are the people standing real close to each other now? I haven't seen an episode in months... And was that all we will see of Mama Rosales? Ugh...and who didn't predict Adam was gonna be at the wedding


i just found a vintage moschino suit for $100


missing kuwait a lil extra today


I been sleep allday long and it felt so good


I’m really proud of myself. I had the option to choose to lay in bed today in self-pity OR choose life & make something out of my day. I’m choosing to live life


just got out of my lash lifting session… confidence restored


Baylee just had a ball in the beauty supply store


How has my shoe size increased at this age


Mixed performance in the field tonight. Austin Snr incurring a big fine for being late & then two horrendous fumbles had the team calling for him to be sent to The Daniel Penney Fielding Academy. A Worldie diving stop from Salad late on registered 8 on The Richter Scale


Current state of retail: I walk into a Champs and ask if they have any Curry shoes. “No, we don’t, but if you try Famous Footwear, they carry non-basketball shoes.”


i seriously regret not buying a certain pair of pants like 2 years ago every time i see someone wearing them on tiktok i get sad like i bought the orange version but i should’ve also gotten a polka dot version


The Hornets playing like some Shit right now


Got my tacos and elotes.


even tho im mad my crush ended up having a gf but he's really the best coworker i have he switched his shift with me so i wouldn't work late and alone tomorrow and he's the only person who texted me to check on me when i was sick


I still dream about the El Jefe bowl at Roots at uva


strange to me that cedi osman has 1.8 million IG followers (#47 in the league) and quinn cook has 1m IG followers (#72 in the league)


The man doesn't know the National Anthem


I bought some super cute pjs today


Character development is a very real phenomenon. You get your heartbroken a few times and find yourself having hard conversations. Things you avoided in previous entanglements. And its always beautiful when you have understanding people on the other end. Love her for this


I love pumpkin beer. It’s so dang good. Specifically Sam Adam’s Jack-O and Whole Hog Pumpkin Ale


man maybe i should make a carrd


Cut my nails down , they was to long


So now #twitter wants us to pay 15$ a month for a blue check mark ? I will just use free social media if that’s the case and I’m sure many others will too all this is, is a hashtag Facebook lol


Some days are just harder than others man


Why am I so attracted to series that make me fucking SAD.


interview for security tomorrow


im not arguing im explaining why im right


Hooray!!!! I’m finally getting my hip replacement surgery tomorrow


Completed True Detective Season 1 So good


She don’t fwm cause


& I ain’t been this wet in years


Another thing that pisses me off is when people take forever to get through the light like if the light gonna stay green forever then they wanna speed up when the light changing yellow


Don't need to understand this guy, he has to be at the right place at the right time


You know when you think of the perfect response like six hours later… Today’s is: “Please?”


4:35 am goodmornight buddy!!


Y’all to old to be on twitter still participating in Haitians vs Jamaicans... as if Black people aren’t divided enough


Just tried chocolate dunkaroos for the first time and they were deeply disappointing compared to the classic sprinkles


It's too early for such an emotion


Just had the most superb mac n' cheese


There was this cute ass guy who came into my work and he was in his firefighter uniform and wow I was speechless for once


I'm really glad The Olympics have been postponed to next year. Now it could be a symbol of the world coming together to celebrate the pandemic being over. It's gonna be so special.


kan no one in the bus wearing mask i feel extra af


Toxic lil bitch said I was done & doubled back


I don’t even wanna work tonight let alone work more hours than I’m supposed to


This girl so fine y’all


I’m anxious as f__k! Already on my second coffee. Unprepared. All eyes on Florida, Georgia, and N. Carolina tonight. And all eyes on Arizona and Pennsylvania if those first three are lost. Will there be actual results tonight?, unlikely. But I’m still a hot mess


daily dose of crying about nana


Hair bleach didnt fucking get rid of all the pink in my hair I have to dye it all brown


still wearing xl shirts though


My day is blown just got in a accident i need a blunt


Time to hit the beach


I’ve been going in at 4am/5am happy cause I’m off early but yet I still stay 11hrs


I want to be a part of the Verzuz production team !


I'm never going to get past this unit in Duolingo because I will never remember the arbitrary gender of words and when to add "el" to a day of the week.


Let's not forget; we saw 8 goals from 3 matches today. Not a bad day


One of the last streams of 2020 in the next couple hours


Today has been an “I have to text my therapist even though we had a session yesterday” day and honestly? That’s okay! Healing isn’t linear! This is your reminder if you need one.


How does Tommy not see (or willfully ignore) that his politics literally hurt and/or endanger a lot of (if not almost all) the people he used to work with back with Adam. He literally worked in a queer space and turned out homophobic and transphobic


METROO THIS WAYYY..


I don’t expect my man to spend his money on me, because I spoil myself A LOT. He’s not my wallet.. YET


CR7 RULES


I need a shag cut ASAP so I can feel okay about how I look again. It’s been since March


Random: Will #Walmart in Wallingford ever be 24 hours again?


I know I’m gonna be up all night and can’t eat after 12


Somebody come to Columbus with me


Why is it -2 in end of feb


grabe one heck of a night


i’m getting more tan and i kinda like it


im really trying to be a better person but i swear y’all gon bring the old me out again ..


With nancy pelosi we all may need botcoin


Baby come over, come be alone with me toooonniiighhttt!


All these years of knitting and my ass is currently being kicked by a single crocheted bobble


Wealth is an option not yet taken. It’s values lies in offering you options, flexibility, & growth to one day purchase more than you could right now


Bitch just told me to put her car in my name this the same hoe that blocked me for 5 years


The disorienting sensation of misery on someone's database


This comeback is gonna be epic whenever we make it back! $TSLA #TESLA


I’m about to cry. Why did they take the Malcolm X movie off Netflix


I’m toxic asf dat I get h0rnÿ during arguments


Odell to the chiefs ???


Woke up feeling good & positive today.


bad bunny’s story got me scared for a second i thought arcángel died


Came to pick up an online order from the mall, not realizing that nothing here opens until 11


Maygahd shopee usto ko lang naman mag online window shopping malay mo may ma-check out ako


Press the button for unfollow many people to concentration myself


I Don’t Gotta Speak My Life Explains Itself


Sporting winning and Spurs down hopefully this puts some juice into Spurs at half since they wouldn’t go through


It’s so cool how my friends send me Naruto pics and they anytime they see Naruto it reminds them of me


Looking very much like another buy-the-dip day on #Nasdaq100 #Russell2000 #SnP500...


about to turn this shit up a notch


I want some legacy


oof the content we made today…


Subway be bussiN like a mfka


i only like my psych professor...i am struggling...but im doing better in her class now and she gives us little breaks and shows basic human empathy


WE'RE ON TOP OF THE LEAGUE


Someone buy me primogems pls i want Jean


#Crypto I KNOW you can do it


Ilorin Tweeps tweeting about a girl getting pregnant a week to exam. Who is the girl?? Can't you guys tag her with your chest??


ang sketch nung mga nagaask kung aling pcs yung in demand sa fb marketplace like,, y do u need to know


Did you hear the collective sigh of relief in the U.S.?


Yoooo I passsed Trach suctioning and cleaning/care I’m excited asf


How somebody hurt bout you but you never hear from them?


Nathan agreed to doing couples yoga w me and this is why he makes me so happy


lowkey sa lahat ang aming maybelle


Jeff Webber really out here trying to compete with Frisco Jones for the worst #GH father trophy


watch me loop your eyes tell later


Bringing my coworkers doughnuts today


Every Female With The Braids n Heart. Ya Gotta Get Creative


honestly would never like to be in a company that forces you to retire your model and use one of theirs. I, like many others, am very attached to my model. I’d be devastated. Though joining a company seems fun, I think independent is the route i’ll remain


you spend your whole life gathering guest for your funeral


I am SO proud of this new painting


Definitely glad I picked up MonHun World, I'll definitely need more practice with the hammer, but I can't wait to go adventuring with everyone! Massive smoochies to @user & @user for the raids - we passed the love over to @user Now go follow them all!!


Full Chayanne.


It’s ok to want it all ,but be careful so you don’t loose it all in the end .


I no know who send me make i sleep for afternoon ooo


I guess it’s not allowed to comment on musk here in Twitter land


I don’t like icing on my cupcakes or cakes I’ll eat around it


I literally dreamt of the topanga mall lol that’s how much I miss it


I know people have a lot on their plate. Don't wanna bother anyone. Goodmorning


anotha sad love song


Im bout to spend so much money this weekend


*reporting live from the kitchen* My mom got shy lol


i wonder how many college kids are doing coke off the same laptop they using to finish the semester


Why these niggas listenin to Bump bump bump by B2K?


its missing my housemates hours


I know people speak my name with negativity back home, but if I cared about people’s opinion, I’d be stuck in the positions as them


Open Arms


Watching JJK in an empty theater


.@MixYoungstown Can you please play NDA by billie eilish? Thank you


holy shit, I just realized it's the 25th so yes, I have officially been back on T for two years


must list those stuff para alam ko na next time. haha my heart remembers the feeling


i have nobody since wonnie left


So badly want Firmino to score, would top off a beautiful evening in Bergamo


the studs in the UK are all very good looking but they’re a bunch of hoessss


Hey @Schmeelk what are the odds Dave Gettleman does a cartwheel to the podium to turn in the card for #simmons ?#giantschat


This bitch is clearly obsessed with me


Manifesting Levi and Kailin to UCLA. and Lilly Bruce too please


everybody in kentucky got some fuckin mids


I can’t wait for my chemical peel


I’m going after the girl with the most kids this year I know she heavy rn


My Shane hat coming in on Thursday and then my Louis hat coming in on Friday? YES


Ay fr fr nobody should be sad for no reason. I wish happiness on all you hoes


Miracle looks good as fuck with that hot pink wig she wearing


Addiction steals some of the most beautiful souls


seeing all these ppl getting tickets....jealousy is a disease i hope i get well soon


Great 1st day


Trust in Allah’s plan it will always work out, even if it takes longer than what you anticipate


So my school is deciding to bring everyone back to school not like covid still a thing am I right


PS KIBICHO IS A USELESS FELLOW, BURE KABISA. I @user APPROVES THIS MESSAGE


My mom is in her room and my little brother come knock my door complaining about how he feels sick. I said go complain to your mother, this boy said “but you’re my second mother” that really soft me up


probably gonna be ia until friday school is so stressful rn


Can’t wait for the #GOG Album


Why do y’all like beefing over niggas


Someone said Manchester United is already waiting for the next season.


IG reels & tik toks are great for getting new songs out there but also for ruining good ones


taking nargas together


U remind me of myself but the funny version


I love Twitter on Tuesdays


I blocked this guy and he made a new account to add me again is it love ?


| One thing I personally take seriously, are prophetic warnings of the Word! Been seeing a lot of concepts, which are brilliant, yet out of tune with the season @ hand - billions & trillions are going 2b lost, unfortunately! Reminded of Apostle Paul's warnings of a shipwreck!


Yes love, you were chosen, you were first and you'll always be.


to gym or take this fatass nap


Chronically online


My due date tomorrow guess who still ain’t here yet, my damn baby


A massive well done to the P7s today for running their enterprise stalls. Counting will commence and raffle will be announced next week. We hope you all had fun


Next year will be the year that I start backpacking


people be obsessed with "sacred geometry" with squares circles and triangles, thinking it's profound, but won't devote the years of study required to understand quantum mechanics or relativity which is infinitely more profound


Heated blanket doesn’t work anymore, simply going to pass away with my anemia now that it is 40 degrees


I forgot to call Chico school to order these damn shirts


Absolutely effing furious...


Plus all the other legends


everyone always talks about girls hitting curbs with their cars but no one talks about us side swiping our mirrors off


this heat though......the summer is about to be brutal


You knew damn well you wanted me to put autotune on this track before you got here


I feel like women can be taught how to give head, but men.... idk


I’m finna be one degree hotter


Love going on Twitter when England are playing. What do people expect? 4 Debuts, several players not available and against a team who have lost 1 in 18 months. Everyone jumps on bandwagon of Southgate this and Southgate that


okay but when ty lee landed on the net when they were playing volleyball


we love w fresh wax


Pro tip: if you don’t want someone supporting you for whatever reason… JUST TELL THEM


Eddie Van Halen did the guitar solo on “Beat It” - I just learned this


Last day at work done, got a week off & my bday Sunday


Moon gang and Mac daddies link always epic


Faith and Mary are a big Yes!


It’s pretty sad that Nuggets Summer League games are easier and more readily available to watch than regular season games.


why auntie give me a mason jar of weed and my mom made me give it back


Feels so weird to say I’m a graduate now


i miss waking up to Haechan's bubble


I shared a reel about choosing violence in jest this morning. Talking about speaking things into existence-I did end up choosing violence today yes


I hate that sc nigga Onb


How Ethan promised me a TV for my birthday and ine see it yet


still at work. Won't be home anytime soon. Stream is canceled unfortunately. I'll do an earlier stream tomorrow since I'm off.


its been sunny and hot all day and of course when i head to the pool it wants to get cloudy and overcast and rain otw


Dom? Yeah I’m a dom Dominic Toretto I don’t have friends, I have family, and living a quarter mile at a time


I’m so mad i gotta go to Walmart when i get off but i got a list full of shit i been suppse to went & got 3 weeks ago


i changed my dn to this to manifest it and looks im forced to keep it for a while


Hey. I wasn't "actually assaulted" Hands shoved up my anal cavity isn't enough I guess lmao THANK GOD I never asked Mar to come to my rescue Cause damn. She'd prolly have her hands in my ass too


Kent scared to run at defenders


Sunrise is beautiful today


A bitch has weed to smoke


Congrats to @user on a fantastic final round and -37 total to win the @user


Still awake? Drop your handles let's gain now.,


ain’t nothing like the feeling of your dad being incarcerated your whole life and than him finally coming home..


When @atthelp is a no call no show and they finally admit it’s an outage but won’t post the outage on the stupid app they insist that you download. Worst customer service i have ever experienced, shitty call center, techs lie and gaslight.


Girl, when you find a sister in someone who is not blood.. Keep her.


Jonesboro School Board approves a mask mandate!


The life threatening hunger I’ve been experiencing in the mornings for a while now got me budgeting extra cedis. Ei when will I reach my 1million dollarz


sighhhh time to read my dumb book


my “binges” are the calories i’m supposed to eat per day if i weren’t disordered


i’m a bitch mannn


Should I do an off schedule stream today??


When someone puts the bananas next to the bread so now your bread smells like bananas


Took bry to DC for her birthday this year , 2023 we in miamiiiiiii


You can call me the Rock, cause I always be hard


ladies and gents, ya girl just got honked at


That new Viktor & Rolf “good fortune” fragrance smells very similar to another fragrance that I already have. I can’t quite put my finger on it


My Family Full Of Hell Raiser And Thats A Fact


I honestly miss my best friend man and we are in the same city


Keep his belly full and balls empty


finally deleted


115 and I gotta go to class


Anne Fine(who lives in Co.Durham) just phoned. She told me my first Corona joke: Corona will only come to Durham if it can’t get into Oxford or Cambridge.


There are 8 Billion of us, in the general population, 1% are psychopaths, 4% are sociopaths, 1% have Narcissistic Personality Disorder, so that means 480 million, 6% of our population, have significant personality disorders


where is demi lovato when you need her


stop disrespecting people and then calling em “pressed” like no bitch i’m pissed off and now we finna be even


I hate for a Nigha to get into the pussy and automatically start beating it up


LRT I’m start punching walls chief


I tested negative for covid, so now I have 2 weeks off of work to play animal crossing & drink


This #ManUtd squad has so much potential... Even allowing for individual mistakes that have cost us goals, we really truly should be doing so much better than this disorganised chaos...


One thing about me is ,if I ever get rich mfs gon be stealing left and right cus I can't do math


Please don’t tell the kidz, but min-clicking in PLO, doesn’t work the same way it does in hold-em.


strung out on the pussy so i call her crystal methanine


Did you hear about the rose that grew from a crack in the concrete Proving nature's laws wrong it learned 2 walk without having feet Funny it seems, but by keeping its dreams it learned 2 breathe fresh air Long live the rose that grew from concrete when no one else even cared


I haven’t been able to keep up and tell everyone thank you for checking on me but I appreciate everyone that has


Wigan 7 nil up against Hull at half time


HAVERTZ IS OUT FOR AT LEAST THREE WEEKS WITH AN ANKLE INJURY!


Holding each other accountable through accountable podcasts and struggling with alternative bodies #solidarity


Stay down till you come up I been sticking to that theory.


let’s go my mom said we can go to Brazil so i can get 0 ping for the Brazil cup


me every day on book twt: lemme add that to my tbr


changing my number every year on my birthday until all the weird mfs are gone, I’m excited for next year already


Shawty is a GOOFBALL


MARTIALL IS BACK


SERGEEEE


I will never understand what a person gets out of being cruel. The energy and time it takes to be hateful seems like such a waste.


Test 6 tomorrow


As I get older, the idea of becoming a crazy cat lady becomes more appealing.


someone tell me something that will motivate me to write a speech due tomorrow that i’ve had weeks to do but haven’t started pretty please


Tomorrow is my day to get cute


Today our first female Vice President will swear in the first female Treasury Secretary. So yeah the future- it’s female


Do you think NFTs will be relevant in 5 years? Y or N?


Just Rectified For My Apartment


gross i’m back in the oc


are u normal or do u think about how ur pets only have a certain time to live and then u work urself up about it and start crying


A is for African, I love being African, I don’t know what I’d do if I wasn’t African


But now it’s time for “The Bachelor.”


morning @BTS_twt jimin are you awake? my little chimchim


I miss all the ignorant homies


I was inactive today because of 13 hours of power outage due to #Tauktecyclone Finally electricity is back


switched up alcohol & weed for tea


Who cuts themselves with a door or a glove? Me. I do apparently.


absolutely tired of always being the bad guy.... so if you left me alone or i left you alone and i dont care or care to know why anymore. Then dont ask why


I am absolutely shameless when it comes to liking my brand’s social media pages. If y’all aren’t gonna help the kid out I’ll help myself.


Day 13: #18DAYSFORPRIYANKA one of my favourite parts of her memoir #unfinished ws the part where she danced into her bathroom the evening of her sangeet&stomped hard into a sharp wood frm the wood flooring of the bathroom!I remember wincing out loud ouch!!!holding my foot


I want a sugar daddy, but I'm not prepared to give the sugar


Its Taco Tueaday.


I'm voting for @BTS_twt for #BBMAsTopSocial Hoy cocine y no me queme o corte


pulled in the driveway just in time to catch the ice cream man


Bitcoin maxis trying to shake off the market


All I gotta say is I’m glad I got a pic in front of the A Nightmare on Elm Street house before they painted the door black


She might not do it for you lil niggas, but she finna do it for me


Loved speaking with Adela Cepeda, one of the founders of @user a LatinX angel group based out of Chicago that invests in LatinX founders. Adela is a badass! Smart, successful and a single mama! Congrats on your latest investment! Can’t wait to see it in @crunchbase


I’m sorry @dunkindonuts doesn’t do happy hour anymore? Now it’s just like every expensive coffee shop in America


All the things we do just to see Jen


Want to grow your Twitter account but struggle? See this "build in public" thing and don't know what to do? If you have 90 minutes spare, I have the solution for you


i already have my edibles. they bang.


Midsummers night dream no less


Hamilton soundtrack is everything


Idcccc what time I leave my house I need my ice coffee to begin my day


Nah the FLU got it dawg… shit whooping my family ass rn


Most of y'all ain't wealthy , most of y'all just dress like it


I also like playing games, but I like watching esports even more. So I'm always excited these days


Working 2 hours a day all this week and off Monday. Ohh and I’m coming off a 4 day weekend


Finna get ona grind fr


my girl crush’s are SO deep it’s hilarious I’m in love with some beauties I haven’t even met


picking up crocheting


I guess now's a bad time to mention that I have a much more difficult time with 3D platformers compared to 2D because I can't judge distances for shit


Internet provider letting you down during your late night gaming sessions


lightskins must be my weakness


TW: worms? Months ago I purchased choccy croissants and ate 2/6, next day i woked up and the bag was full of worms. My mom explained that sometimes it happens bc of flour, but now everytime I buy pastry I spend like a good 2-3 minutes staring at it to make sure nothing moves


Hope Chae already in Japan now and got enough rest


That @waleedzuaiter shower scene in Ep2 of #baghdadcentral has got as close as anything to tempting me across the #digitalpicket


I really like this girl, wtf


idgaf how bad I’m contracting , I got a hair appointment tomorrow shawt


Flex for today, oks magluto yung tindero sa racs now ah, in all fairness hindi sunog yung longganisa, and the egg was just malasado. Just perfect.


My girls opps be followin me on snap like I won’t smoke em too


Anyone wanna buy me some pretty hair clips


so taehyung in the next run ep is wearing the only sweatshirt I thought about buying from the last merch drop but didn’t and now I’m gonna regret it huh


My mind is so weird, I was looking up Ryan Garcia and I was kind of surprised to find out he’s 22, and now I have 22 by Taylor Swift stuck in my head


can I doordash a vape Im drinking my wine


Trans People Are Superb


4 G’s : God , Goals , Growing , & Grinding .


Just wanna give you flowers and fuck the life outta you


started smoking marijuana.


I've always loved watching @KamalaHarris completely eviscerate problematic old white men in Senate hearings...and I greatly look forward to watching her completely eviscerate ALL OF THEM as President of the United...I mean, VP!


If you wanna know what it’s like dating me, my playlist just went from Korn to Bankroll Fresh


This why I don’t save numbers cuz the SECOND u save a nigga number guarantee he gonna start acting up


If it don’t workout, can’t be sad forever


I kinda just wanna go walk the beach


Ah basta if it gets too stressful just remember to take care of yourself okey?


Been feeling low energy but surviving


Johnny Knoxville could still get it tho


I have male friends who always make me feel that I am loved and wanted, and that’s more than enough!


#NowPlaying ♫Me & You Together/@the1975 Halfway


virgo, the best signo


So if the UK Government is dismissing the Arts as an optional extra which can be discarded I’m guessing they feel the same way about tourism in a post Covid world? Because some old buildings are only going to attract so many visitors without theatre, concerts etc


You Iont get shit free


CP3 plays tonight


I said it’s PACKED


I think I’m lack toes and toll rent, that milk shake fucked me up


If you love them, let them go. #HardestThingIveEVERdone #BoyMom #SeptemberBaseball #Sigh #KeepOnKeepingOn #Truth


Hi @user could you play “Telepatía” by @KALIUCHIS please? Thanks!


I bitch so hard at home depot that i got an 800$ patio furniture set for 500


i ALWAYS get the last laugh , God wont give me nothing i can’t handle .


I’m not gonna beg anything with anyone. My time will come one day


Why people think I gotta be nice to them when they’ve been nothing but disrespectful as fuck to me? Fucking with me is a privilege. I’m independent as fuck so I bring everything to the table, so if you lost your seat it’s your fault on some cocky shit


Neighbors man....


It’s leg day and I’m in s great mood


For once, I think I want to try fake nails. I've never had them before, but they look so pretty


This is the best press the movie don’t worry darling could ever get… I now MUST see it due to all of the drama surrounding it


I haven’t posted a picture on my ig in almost two months


Go hire @user right tf now!


My fault getting political and shi it’s actually my birthday


Idk why I thought I could get away with not pin curling my hair


Holy fuck she just makes me want to shave everything and put on a pretty little skirt for her


ASSE


my outfits would be sm cuter with a flat stomach


Ye Gym Jane Wale Larke Showing Off Kerte Rehte Touba


Drop your #NFT if u think it's special


no matter when you go to answer me, never forget that I will always support you @user


Talking to my mom while researching my ancestors and we just found my Great x5 Grandma was born 1725 in Essex, England. She’s overjoyed and can’t believe how far we’ve come.


Soooo, was EnEn no Shobotai unironically a prequel of Soul Eater?


Legit hate being left on read


Respawn finally got a hit for EA Star Wars so now EA is just going to milk the studio dry. Why make titanfall 3 when you can have them make 3 Star Wars games concurrently along with apex legends


See as you dey look for gist up and down. Tueh amebo no go kill you


Chemistry is about to make me cry and the year just started


Is there anyone that DOESN'T have classified documents???


oh cool guess im gonna cry today


That nigga is so insecure.


Finalement, j'ai fini the monopoly box I was revamping and my sneakers that I turned to slips Une journée productive


Yeezus is my favorite Kanye album I do not care what you say


HEESUN LIVE SUNOD PLS!!!


BIG SHOUT-OUT AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAR FRIEND @user WHO HAS A GREAT HEART BUT AN EVEN BETTER SOUL!! Hope you enjoy your day Coach! Always love and support!


Okay, is there anything I should know when I talk to the Doc about estrogen tomorrow? I understand basics, but lemme know if you have a tip or two.


ofc those mfs went live when i was busy


This lady just said she voted Biden because he’s experienced


Ok ladies so I’m planning on starting off with a few selected colors for the Lippie bundles. I’m going with pink, orange, blue, and green


Will be live in 2 HOURS, not one! Hope to see you there for the celebration


I actually don’t have the words to sum up how I feel about Manchester United right now.


We’re getting DEGREES and going on VACATIONS this year!! You heard!


Can’t wait to go home to pull Hu Tao! Feels of guaranteed pity


I can’t believe Tracy cut her hair


We will either find a way, or create a new path


Steve Nash got the Brooklyn boot


i had to sacrifice xinyan's def BUT i just hit 47k phys dmg with her burst


Happy lang ah


I can’t believe I order sandwiches with onions now


I hate how convoluted companies have made their unsubscribe policy. You gotta unsubscibe from each type of email they send.


Can’t even sleep with the windows open because of these stupid insects


This country too soft


Stop Updating Your Social Media Life And Start Updating Your Real Life!!!


I love sunrise! Good morning everyone


Nah I don’t care what Jacques has done at this point, seeing him this upset and emotional is awful


Why so many L’s lately I’m sad


Neymar with the assist of the season


tf is the First Kill cast so goddamn fine for my god


We keep doing fly shit when the cameras cut


CEO Gucci Eazy-E my idol nigga. I heard your brother is a gangsta you not your brother nigga @gucci1017 my favorite bar


Decided to go my class reunion at the last minute


Dame has nooo flaws in his game


Netflix’s #BehindHerEyes ending. What the...


I admit House is elite when making art, just head boppin sanding and painting… all of my likes on Spotify have turned into house


Loving the #AgathaChristie films on @BBCTwo . Yes seen before but such style


2021 face reveal for 50 likes


i usually don’t gatekeep but jacks lane is an exception


Faranc do 100 faranc bilay walay do 100 faranc


Is this some spring weather?


i may hate the beach but i WILL bring a cute swim suits to take beach pics


Oop not you Ki


If you gotta talk up your sex game on social media for validation I promise we already know your shit is garbágé. Morning all, quite the weather we’re having today


I love my kids but this space cadet pre-teen phase is for the birds. Send help for your friends Max and Jordan.


On my way! To the nail salon


7 mins before true sight


Who told Twitter to change my font


Back to business, passive income is the best


Well it took me 24 hours to eat one sleeve of saltines and a can of soup but we got there


guys my dms are always open !! can rant to me as much as you want. pls take care of yourself and your mental state. you’re important and you matter


Wait why are people freakin out over a purple iPhone... mines purple, from like 2 years ago


"Can't allow one hundred niggas wavin' her on Clubhouse"


KendamilUK: @user Kendamil bot here! Unfortunately our customer service team doesn't actively monitor Twitter, although we are contactable on Instagram/Facebook @ KendamilUK or by email at enquiries@kendamil. com


It’s my favorite bitch birthday


My teacher touched up her roots and I’m lowkey sad I loved her grey


I GOT A 5 MAN FOR YALL. LETS GET PIXY TO 1k.


Just rolled over in bed and was eye-to-eye with a spider


This nigga said he made 106k in a month off onlyfans


Big dicks fascinate me talaga


I hope you all have a nice day/night, stay safe


My dad hasn’t called me all day to see if I’m alive and it’s not sitting right with me


I gotta pay $125 to reschedule my lsat


Wanting to give up my marriage


Oh also yeah toy story 3 is good on the second watch. I take it back. I used to talk some trash but realistically I think I might have just had a bad outlook…common issue haha. But yeah Toy Story 3 is


birthday month luck pls


Looking forward to the rage when English commentators can’t say Caoimhin this evening


why am I on my 5th youtube episode of buck commanders ?


My allergies is doing me dirty


Ahhhh lagotay way tarong sleep oy


Whew I’m so thankful for Kiki!


Hop on Among Us with the kid


And my past be the reason I ain’t never letting up!


I was hopeful that France were lazy. Its the opposite. They are fucking animals


NASA can fuck right off. I’m an Aquarius through and through. I might not be one for checking my horoscopes but I have read up on the traits and I’m defo Aquarius


I never learned to ride a bike and I wish I had


The people in the unit below me are cooking squid balls.


My Christmas tree going up TONIGHT!! So excited


I’m just trying to see when did I become a comedian because I don’t see anything funny


Her soul shines bright indeed


sometimes, i feel like my mom gets bored and wants to irritate me


I’ve never wanted to tell a customer at this job to fuck off to their face, but holy shit I almost let it slip. This dude..


Sweet Dman


y’all like my twibbon?


Happiness is the truth


i bodied dinner tonight


things that make me happy are of vital importance today


The song 21 questions erky cause bitch why tf would you ever ask me all them fucking questions


My sibling and I gave my mom a 2 week vacy to Dubai for Christmas she said it was the best trip of her life


Afraid of the dark is my all time favorite Black Coffee song


my place about to be so niceeee


LRT Director Zeze talking about Nino’s acting


I would have kept my previous tweet but then I realized that it could cause confrontation and I'm a pussy so no more tweet


Chihuahuas are such characters. Saw one sukelaring a pitbull at Sea Point on Sunday. What exactly makes you think you can take him on big mahn?


Lil sis is buying me canes and smoking me out after work def skipping the gym today


Still aiming to stream tomorrow. However, I hear there might be some storms around my area then. Hope I don't lose power, internet or something!


stress cleaning is coo cuz when i feel better i have a fresh ass deep cleaned house to chill in


The way I be so shy and quiet with butterflies around a dude I like vs the way I throw ass, yell trap lyrics and toss back shots when I’m with my homegirls really be two completely different people


people be like: don’t be afraid to ask questions! them when you ask questions:


Lord, give me a sign. if it’s Your will then let it be and if not please prepare my heart for Your redirection


miss my nigga that ain't my nigga


tl alive for scully edit???


RT if you watched the #TrumpPressConference just to see which quotes you think @sarahcpr will use


There could be a match between the Champions of Euros and South America . In honor of Maradona


Keep raising the prices on shit… I’ll just grind harder


Swear Cheesecake Factory used to hit, idk about now


Nobody Bold Enough To Post The Initials Of Who They regret Fuxkn with


Managed to get into the Richmond Tigers


not to be a hater but if Pixar could make a seCOND movie with a female protagonist that’d be great


why is everyone arguing over twins as if they give a fuck about y’all’s safety & well being? yall are just dollar signs to them


Everyone tried to tell me that a waist trainer was going to be painful, uncomfortable, I wouldn't be able to breathe etc but tbh I dread taking it off every time my seasoning hours are up


It’s all fun and games till I knock yo ass out


Thinking about another reaper giveaway in the near future be on the lookout


my old clan mates from D1 invited me to a party after not playing or talking to each other for 3 years and man we’re having such a blast


My cousin said they going the fuck yo on this Jawn and they is


If a problem is fixable, there is no need to worry. If it's not fixable, then there is no benefit in worrying whatsoever


cant waitttt till i get me a bf , ima be on him real bad !


so.., i got all my harry tickets


I really love being left alone ..


Love the city i swear I eat good


I like when my friend Val comes and visits my cube


How 1 romper fi be 2lb


page 2 done


carmen told me i’m too nice to ppl last night. so this week i’m sayin no to everyoneeee.


Made an easy 1500 today. A racist was found guilty of murder. And I’m about to get on an absolute sick one after work. Happy 4/20


"I'm not here to Hurt you, I'm not like your ex and i promise to never leave you" - someone who wants to show you pepper


“If you don’t have a Lambo by like 24” I sure don’t dude, but I do have bills to pay.


it’s always the history teachers


I want to be a zoo keeper, kindergarten teacher, nurse, and hairstylist but I’ll never go to school for any of it


my cat just shut my computer off


Got to leave class 30 min early cause I did my work


people are really out here drinking carrot juice


gege is harming all the bad bitches for the plot and i don’t like that


Africa , Spain , Paris , Thailand


Who wanna rewatch the 2018 Boston final with me????


I’m done trying to hold on to people who refuse to give me the same energy.


I Plan On Having The Perfect Christmas This Year For My Family


Ahsoka my love


You lucky if your number is saved because baby .. you gotta pass this 7 day trial


39 weeks pregnant today and finally just packed my hospital bag


Lowkey opreshi (mr president) fool waa


*Stimulus hit* Wendy’s worker: did u say u want a 4 for 4? Me: HELL NAW! I said I want FOUR NUMBER FOURS! Don’t ever play me on sum broke shit!


So Rodgers wanting OBJ as his Receiver seems like a jab at the rest of his team, I know he needs weapons but man maybe it’s the QB


Every time I get on a phone call with my relatives from the php, they always say “don’t get a tattoo.” I don’t even have any but bc they said I shouldn’t, makes me want to get a sleeve


Hi @YandR_CBS we would love more #Teriah please.


24 min till im off work n i dont have to come back till next week


“what ? ever” jokes are so annoying and are getting old but im not gonna stop pulling them now that i finally got one of the boys


I literally saw a dead person today. It happened in front of me at le hospital and whoa.


i got my friend to start watching the dsmp


Best wishes to those picking their A-Level results up today. We are thinking about you and are here if you need any guidance. Our team are out and about on site at sixth forms we have supported this last year


My job be like’ I know you just had a rough 8hr shift but do you wanna do a double and stay for 8 more hrs’


Terrific result that, excellent


Why is it so embarrassing when the people in the drive thru start to recognize you?


Hate my bf having social media


Folks be slamming them cakes in their kids face so hard. I be like omg


Chicago event chalked for some people already. No passion.


Smartest guy in the room @user Give him a follow if you aren't already


Pouring spicy ramen noodle seasoning packet into my eyes as a joke


french montana and dj khaled in the donda 2 house, the world is healing


What's next week narrative the Titans didn't have Henry ya'll Nevermind!!!


I love making guys cum turns me on


ranboos scaring me


AT&T WiFi is the worst I swear to Jesus Christ


I jus copped a Toy from a black creator ! Life is good


It feels great. I’ve just been chilling outside for an hour


I’m still off tripping Miles Bridges Lol He really up turned as a Rapper but making real money as A Hooper


i am so geeked for this concert next week


I’m the most loving , toxic person you will ever meet . You gone love me to death but hate me so much


It’s been a rough few weeks. And tbh, I just wanna know the price of the #PS5 Throw us some crumbs Sony


Yho ho monate mojolong


F3A7B10C boom


Pay Close Attention Too The Songs that’s shared/played....Basically Sums it all up #DontIgnoreRedFlaga


Ride or die,nah it’s ride me or die


This shit really makes me sad and more hurt than anything.


It's never too late to ask God to help you. #GraceNeverGivesUp


Just gotta get through 2.5 more days…


Aaron rodgers to the raiders


Men when a guy tells you to leave him the fuck alone you leave him the fucj alone and not keep harassing me and my friends you fucking creep


Should I post this coloring?


Are you telling me there's no curve even when you are sitting down?


We can keep it private, your secret safe with me


The demon is back out what’s the vibes


i wish celebs would just. shut their mouths for one second and go educate themselves


How come Women wanna be catered to before a relationship starts … But when a Man wants to be catered to Women are quick to either say “I’m not your Gf or Wife?


got 4 candles lit on the first day of year 3 in stardew im making grandpa PROUD


yoongi love... don't you wanna perform Eight with IU at the end-of-year awards


i would do ANYTHINGGGGG to see yves tumor live again


Camming full time hrs reminds me of my old day jobs


pissed bc I wasn’t even supposed to work today and I went in like it was a normal ass day


Please who sent a gift to my house??


I wanna take loads today


GIROUD I FUCKING LOVE YOU


Crypto valuation during its speculative phase is a lot like musical chairs. The music will stop when utility and adoption kick in. Which is why I’m already comfy in my #Cardano chair


Ollie has been up screaming for over an hour now… no temp, had a bottle, been changed, he’s had barely any sleep today as well! I’m at my wits end and have no idea what’s wrong with him


#randomnewsfromapodcast There is a coin shortage in America. People can't wash their clothes now.


Bro y’all hoodies be looking like a whole dress on me. But I will steal them every time


i’m in favor of whoever will get best male artist today, but a part of me wishes enha gets it since it’s their 2nd anniv today


Out of all the stuff I bought for my big man today his rain shower has to be what I’m most excited to use!


appreciate whoever take care of my name when i’m not in the room


3 goals, 3 points


The one time i wish i had a really crass, long nsfw display name, i dont.


The @MarcusRashford campaign&his intervention on the FSM debate was that he never forgot that there were those who helped his mum and his family when he was a kid. l too had FSM and millions of children will now be fed during summer knowing our society supported them, wonderful


drae already be rubbing my stomach like i’m w child… like wtf you really trying to say


random but i actually really like my layout and @ for once


#SPX $SPX #ES_F #Dow $NQ #NQ #NDX $RUT #DAX #FTSE $ES_F $QQQ $Dow Probably be proven wrong out of spite by the indices lol but ~3280-3300 minimum imho is on its way 20-30+ #Harmonic #TA #Fin charts open and not one has a ctrical level breached *yet #MoneyWhereMeBigGobIs


-rl More stable I am, more happy the songs I'd play on Spotify.


Sorry my period cravings got to me


wait DJ B*of kinda fine


What's the stupidest thing your partner got mad at you for for mine was I didn't send her x's and o's one time on a text


So many PSG fans out of a sudden


Who dat is? That’s just my baby daddy


Ew I’m literally so fat


Killarney for the weekend for my birthday in September is oan


I’m really looking for ideas in Pinterest on how to decorate my non existent room


There are two types of black people. The Minnesota Attorney General and the Kentucky Attorney General. The latter is usually the “black friend” racist white people typically refer to. There’s also a reason why the saying “all skin folk ain’t kin folk” exists


Times I wish Sascha was more like Andy... on court interviewer says “you’re the first German to be in the semi finals here in New York since 1995” I could just hear Andy in my head going “first man”


The infamous Kazakhstan celebrity is returning to the big screen


The craziest part about being a parent is that you’re literally never done cleaning


Can u guys keep it down i’m watching Running Man episode 567


Les tenues dans fast and furious elles sont iconic


chocolate always tastes better when it came from trick-or-treating.


im not gonna watch the Nintendo direct because I'm busy watching something else but i trust my moots to bring the trailer to my TL


Shave my initials down there so I know it’s real


After going through It Takes Two, I just wanna play a lot more games in co-op with my partner. That game is such a fantastic experience and it was so fun working together with her!


In God's will, hopefully this year na


Honestly Fuck Sergio Busquets


I still can’t bring myself to cut ties with my current apartment, end my contract, and move to my parents’ home permanently. Idk, maybe it’s a way for my subconscious mind to protect me and maybe it has every reason to be protective given how they’ve acted towards me.


Twisted teas have no business tasting that good!


Poor Marty


fuck manta and their censorship


If you like meagan and ari, you not my type


Let the Spirit lead you.


how sad and painful it is


i probably should go to bed,,, goodnight!!


Travelling Solo for the first time


I trying to stop cussing but its so hard


Davies and Gnabry together is a cheat code, just a thought


i’m so relieved i passed my classes ahhhhh i can finally breath


I need the same intensity from Mhango when the PSL resumes.


Social Media Managers, prospective clients who don’t follow your process especially at first contact is a RED FLAG


Damn funny mike fuked Corey aih up real talk


A mf who always doing shi for kicks and laughs won’t EVER get a kick it ticket with me. Shi life funny asl but some shi just not to be played with


Kelsey birthday next weekend and I’ve yet to find a place to have it at


Just got the famous John cena follow on Twitter. Going to change my life around starting today