Not my teacher writing about her remembering me wrote about bts last year


I start a new Pandora station and within a dozen songs it's just a clone of my most listened to Pandora station.


When you have the court papers to show shit been dismissed


boy must don’t know i’m crazy af


Slow to the uptake, but watched a few YT episodes of Tafaoga last night, and seriously cannot wait to be a turisi in Samoa #speakthosethings @user you will be my tour guide ok


FINALLY ive made contact with my local tcg scene and im gonna start playing some games locally


Time for some anxiety


My old roommate just had a baby a few months ago and reached out to me today needing help getting out of an abusive relationship. I am driving 2 hours to go get her tomorrow. Don’t EVER think any of you can’t reach out to me for shit, I will ALWAYS help you. I AM HERE


I looooove being held, i love kisses on my cheeks, my forehead, hand kisses, i loooove random slow dancing i just love affection i love being reassured


I love you @Harry_Styles but dropping and album and doing a pop up 5 hours away from me during finals week is STRESSFUL!!! Still gonna find time to go though


get in bestie, we’re egging everyone at festivals who wear bassnectar merch or talk shit about Voyd


It’s still NO VEMBER


chat gives me sm second hand embarrassment


Did my coolant reservoir on my wip cuz my antifreeze was as leaking BAD , now my lower radiator hose starting to leak , AYOO WTF


Que BTR fasse un world tour


I think I might actually be done with my first piece created in blender by the end of this week, and that excites me.


wtf so i started love is blind japan and why is the shit making me cry


The “D” in my name stands for dick destroyer!


ONE MINUTE LEFT


im so bored im drinking a white claw


If you want to interact with each other’s more ? Reply with anything or SHINee pic ? So I can interact with you


4/20 always reminds me how much I love the cannabis industry


It’s always LOUIS TOMLINSON in my bad nights


Ooo I found the Kroger where the fine niggas come


that skittles equates to ginseng strip sound


The one day I coundn't find my mask everyone has one on? Ok then


We should start this new decade with a treble @orlandopirates


Friendly reminder: If you have a mental illness, disability, chronic illness, any/multiple of the above, YOU ARE NOT WEAK! God just had to fucking NERF YOU because they were too scared


No more distance, I wanna pull you closer


Summertime I ain’t tryin get no sleep just money


I’ve been tired ever since Friday night... I be needing a full week to recover


I'm not even mad at my real parents. I understand why they did it & they raised & taught me more than my step parents did in actuality. They been protecting & guiding me from a distant. Its my foster parents that kind of dissapointed me, But I love them still for being there


Apple Jacks is the best cereal


one thing i wish my sisters could do is put a new toilet paper roll on the holder bcuz i’ve been the one to do it the last three times


I thrive in awkward situations. Put me in coach


5k cutie


Riverdale has gone up one point for having a scene with a comic book accurate Sabrina Spellman.


Time to grind every single orbs from chain battles Good thing: I’ll be ready for the next byleth But rip cause I won’t have a cushion of safety going forward


so far the best thing about hands down has been ivanjasmine’s appearance, and they’re now THE LUKOVS


You know what warms you up on a -24 walk? Idol Stadium Remix..


Got some new undies today


Armour trims look amaaaaaazing! A small feature but a welcome one for 1.20


#صيادله_١٨_١٩_بالكامل We deserve better


Crypto going crazy


god damn i recorded 48 mins worth of footage and it decides to be SKIPPING FRAMES EACH SECONE. its like nats disastrous live. thanks a lot natalia


i just be willingly cooking bomb ass food for my family and i never get thank you


I really just lost my fucking cat


It’s a straight race 4 walker with posh or hull -he wants to rejoin the imps


Grocery shopping gives me anxiety


driving, wrapping some christmas gifts, cleaning my room and then watching the social network


my watch said sum “breathe” BITCH IM TRYING this damn mask won’t let me


my plug just pissed me tf off


I need to make ARMY friend bc I can’t stand having noone to watch fancams, sing songs and fangirl over my bias with


Less than 75 followers away from 2k!!! Let's get it


I srsly need a miracle rn when it comes to my kids being home 2 hours before my shift over.


i keep having dreams about this dude.. shit pissing me off


i wasn’t allowed to have a myspace as a kid but guess what? i was allowed to sing ALL the lyrics to “gives you hell” and i didn’t have to censor myself


Whoever is pulling shit with @user please don’t, he’s super freaking nice and he doesn’t deserve it, Leave him the hell alone


A coworker bought me icecream today


Now I know how twins feel when people confuse them


Tory Lanez live is killing me rn


If you eat potted meat...you’ll eat dog food. IDC...let’s argue


I haven’t had alcohol in bout a month I think it’s time


Y’all gone throw on the most hoed shit with a designer shirt just to say you had on designer


Introduction to Jamaican creole is full


You know the green smoothies from tropical smoothie are actually not that bad.


Steak tacos are calling my name


Need raws but I don’t wanna go to the store


I’m really tired of seeing THAT wheelchair video on my timeline. It’s not funny and it’s cruel. I feel like I’ve been muting it all day.


I don’t like this new Twitter update like wtf


Wow blocking art thieves left and right these days smh what the hell is wrong with these people?


like we literally just did a whole group therapy session lmao i love being a sw major


god I know natalia kills (who is not even natalia kills anymore) is an arse but 'perfectionist' is still one of the most iconic albums to date imo


I don’t mind the register side of work bc I’m mad chilling


Why are tattoos so fucking HOT?


Here we go again... Looks like another embarrassment. D can't tackle. O can't move the ball.


We are winning tonight @Arsenal come on you Gunners #SOUARS


I’m not mentally prepared for kth1. The snippets we’ve gotten so far...HIS VOICE???? THE LYRICS????....plus it can drop at any minute


Made myself dinner. Was way to salty... carried in eating it anyway cause I'm a lazy bitch and couldn't be bothered to cook again


After Anett's disaster today Petra wins her match in style


Wait guys quick I need pictures of Dreams mc skin or heart memes of any of the dreamteam or their mc skins


I’m tryna BBQ & drink beer like how these mfs do it, who down


That moment when Twitter makes me log in again when I never logged out...


Just finally had my autonomic testing to see if I have POTS!!! I passed out doing the breath test


Really bouta quit alcohol cold turkey wish me luck


Far too many good videos on Twitter tonight


woke up today with an impulse to go to the salon. HAHAHAHA bat ba ako ganito


I love that they love their pets


I swear I have the BESTEST friendsss ever I’m so grateful for them


Webbie - I Got That


Why I heard Anuel speak English for the first time and was shocked. I just got turned the fuck on


Have you ever? (Dirty) 1:yup 2:yup yup yup 3: sadly yes 4: duh 5: duh 6: slurp 7: nuh uh 8: yup 9: yes! 10: yup yup 11: nope 12: nop 13: yup 14: embarrassingly yes 15: duh 16: uh huh 17: mmmhmm 18: yup 19: yup yup yup 20 obviously Drop an emoji for the questions


7 points from 9


Grazie per i 650 i love every single one of u


I like Kizz Daniel Mans sooooooo damn fine


3 years since MV and this the first year where i’m not gonna be up that african man’s ass and i’m super excited about it


I hate falling for someone I become obsessed


Looking forward to this vacation next month. Ready to take on Vegas


Toronto going belly up days before the restart. Wakefield becoming racists new favourite team. Now a mass Covid-19 outbreak at #hullfc. #rugbyleague doesn’t do things by half does it?


Ima fuck sooo good in this rain


i hope he suffers before he dies


i kid you not i have been screenrecording accidentally for like AGES


My body is a cage that keeps me from dancing with the one I love


An elegy not only provides an image of the deceased; as the speaker’s interpretation of the dead it is also an act of translation, giving the dead a voice. Therefore, elegies are acts of necromancy


Dear @BigTenNetwork That little clip about missing football in the fall was way too soon.


So happy bts is working on themselves and there solo music cant wait for them to come back stronger then ever


not a literal PASTOR/ REVEREND coming into my work, saying “well aren’t you a tall glass of water” creepily and constantly looking at me weird. sir leave me ALONE


On my way! to pick up 6 inches


I wanna have a house party on NYE but I don’t wanna host


Darn!! Me listening to Mad trigger crew audio drama. Alot of unexpected events are happening. Also Nemu being hypnotized.


France are shitebags heavy sitting back happy with the 1-0 win when they obv knew a needed them to get corners n shots on target in the second half


Annoying can't watch the Norwich game tonight


I keep getting this glitch where im piecing a kid, and then I get 200 to zeroed. Needs to be fixed


My favorite serotonin booster person.


dickies has the fastest shipping and it was free too


#WeAreAllTim If you got a Tim PFP, post it below


mfs always screaming “ they real ” but be the most disloyal mfs ever


Thinking about the time I wrote like 8 chapters of a story where I transformed into a girl and I still didn't realize I was trans lmao wtf was I thinking


I want a belly dance partner


Ash Wednesday. 1 Cor 1:18


During my road trip with mom, I’ve realized how much sons call their mother. I don’t call her half as much or stay on the phone for as long


Still unwell but slightly better


Not me sat here debating on whether to drop a grand on a gaming pc


Whitepill of the day: regime bootlickers are calling millions of people involved in all levels of society traitors.


just took my kid on a mini shopping spree. my kid is so dope. we came home and right away, willing to donate some old clothes- since she just got blessed.


Spin on em ima spin on em go again on em go again em that’s ma shit stg


That @user has some nice eyebrows


No stream today guys; going to the doctor's finally and getting that sweet sweet covid test. I'll let you know how it goes


Fenty Skin got my face feeling smooth asf, and not like that shiny smooth either


Dream big, live bigger.


Craving some a&ds


The mail shop I go to so sweet, they had gifts for everyone


Knotta is acting up again. Let me find his cage.


This Admin may not be as inept as appears but they sure are as EVIL as they appear. To turn brother against brother and sister against sister and they against they


i’m barely applying for a part time job bts pls wait a little until i have a enough money saved up pls


My ex got a gun but he ain't gonna shoot shit


The rising of the shield hero


Why do my son point at Starbucks and fake cru everytime we ride pass it


Loving this weather at the moment! Sunshine makes me happy


MIS AMIGAS ME MANDARON FLORES.


A drive by and a hostage crisis on my block in the same weekend..


Mfers forget skip to my lou played for And 1 before the NBA


Live in nurse for my Gmom & full time mom to these kids .. I never catch a break


Random: I really think I'd be good in a polyamorous relationship... On MY terms of course


Cut me looose oooohohh


Looking at your ex’s story everyday while having a man is cheating btw


vpn is the key however i cannot connect


I don’t know what it is about me but niggas love telling me all about the bitches they be fuckin lmao the story I just heard today


I really don’t know why people have to constantly post about someone that has nothing to do with them?? Like worry about your own shitty life


sorry my furry style is schewpid..... i cant help it


How can ppl sit & listen to Tucker for an hour every single night?


Jeffery Epstein rubbed shoulders with Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew and others. Dodgy how he got caught in the scandal and allegedly committed suicide


Ngl a gobbler from Wawa would hit different rn


All I wanted was some red beans n rice wit catfish


pls i want to go home and get sayu


just in case yall wanna know uh . im spencersyko on all platforms except twitter so follow me


btw since i'm here pick my next series to read


On a brighter note, her teacher called to check up on her and told her she’ll be in honor classes in middle school


i hope our masters have been treated well for the holidays. but masters what have you treated your subs to?


I be having such a smooth day & then it’s always sum bs


celibacy all 2020, so serious. you niggas go back and forth between females & i won’t tolerate that anymore.


Please @DoveCameron do it now it's late in my country


i ain’t heard “i’m proud of you” in so long


remember when we thought Thomas Cook collapsing was a MASSIVE thing?! now the world is like that, multiplied by basically every company, plus a global health emergency


As a hornets fan, I BEG the clippers chase down Derrick Rose, Give the man a ring A$AP


i remember when syk trolled foolish into joining the discord with Janet


I am looking forward to the new vampire chronicles tvshow and honestly I saw the teaser and I am cool with the casted actors. can’t wait


can’t wait to eat some good ass steak and mashed potatoes w a glass of wine


I’m scared to come to gym anymore bruh why are they hitting the soccer ball so hard Like not even normal amount no they are hitting it against the wall full force


I just got done shooting photos for Patreon and when I make the ABDL folder it’s like edging for the entire time and then I finally cum once I get the last photo


I owe my mother a good life! I owe Mama Noro plenty and I'll give it to her..all the monies and peace comfort and happiness she deserves within my ability! ...So help me God!!


Not me wanting red hair after putting in work to be blonde


he needs to ask me to be his gf already wtf


hey you're cute, wanna get matching tattoos?


I have sat down from 9am till now (4pm) non stop -didn’t eat nothing finishing an assignment…who sent me


Ms.piggy


Time to go kill it and have a beer or two


I forgot I shaved this morning


Finally rewatching Lilo & Stitch


living alone a have you doing the dumbest shit why tf my kitchen sink been running for 2 hours yooo


Favor hobby smoking weed


so lazy wanna do my own resume


Bike should be here tomorrow


I need to wash my hair and I’m literally dreading it


Phrase of the day - 8am! “Only God is right and she’s rarely in the reading room” @user #RSNA22


I have aired all my messages and fallen asleep bare times. Let’s get this bread tho


Broke bitches one thing over the net, another thing in reality ssksk


Just completed free online bystander training with @JulieSLalonde and @user Highly recommend- I've got some new tools on how to handle situations of public harassment and abuse.


Idk how I passed this semester w a 3.8


One of the most tragic days that ever happened is tomorrow


I know damn well this shit ain’t really happening


Jay Bruce and Neil Walker retiring in the same week really hits on how long ago 2015 was


"Because of the imagination, you start a story. You fall in love alone and then... you get hurt alone." Can't agree more


Halland don score sha


I love it when my bestfriend calls me telling me she need my hair


Y’all ready for Queen Sugar?


Really think I only smoke for the taste and not the high


Will Fuller is literally waiting for Greenbay to go get him annnnnnd its not even gonna happen...


Suuuuch a better day today already


I was once scammed when I was 10 years old and my mama felt I was too tough for a scammer to be fuck with that I need to be calming down


Another set back so now it’s time to love myself


parts arrived haha all for vios


I'm still flabbergasted that some cunt was making fun of my brother and I for re-watching a TV show we used to love as kids. We just wanted a nostalgia trip since being an adult sucks. Actual high-school mean girl behavior in 2023 is insane. Please get with the times


Me: Buddie is queerbait Also me: Nah that's a slowburn, just you wait and see, they're basically endgame


I have to start going with my gut more often & quit overthinking plays


To all out there discovering AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER for the first time on Netflix - you are in for a trip with this incredible show. And to those returning to it - you are in for an equally amazing time, because it has aged like a fine bottle of Portugese Port.


Words can't express our humble gratitude and appreciation for this wonderful person @JackMa May Almighty reward.


Not that I eat bacon anymore .. but when I used to it was garbage at those places


I thoroughly enjoy the little 12 and 13 rivalry. It’s cute. Spring that is... fall..


Movies day/night with my baby girl


If your engage in any of my Tweet,I'm followin u' ASAP..no long talk


everyone on this app who i know have watched suits hate louis and i love him


Loneliness is not the absence of AFFECTION but the absence of DIRECTION


hf can’t believe how chubby i got


only thing keeping me through the semester is knowing that gov,ezoo,ibizia and sm other shit is happening once may hits


I will be 22 in 16 days... where has the time gone?


White chocolate Reese’s is really my fav


VY / i need my members . . txt members, are you there ㅡ?


When my album drop bitches a buy it for the picture


Love having to click thru google chrome security warnings 100 times a day on a site I have to use for work, even after giving it all the permissions


I mistakenly touch my dick with the rob in my hand


Hoping we get one last shoreline mafia album, that shit would hit different


Liverpool are so so good to watch


Owww i like the smell of my new deo.


My pops chicken tinola


i’d be wrong if i just.. idkkkkk left my mama at her job ALL NIGHT


Wayne was spazzing there by 6ft 7ft


Sea lo que sea id rather hear the truth than be lied too


My kids birthday coming up


Watching “Beverly Hills Cop” for the first time.


Happiness is when you find a good spot at the pools at midday


one thing for sure is that there’s always going to be strawberries at my house


really should stop buying concert tickets for myself when I always chicken out of going alone day of


Lord , when I get the bag how I really really want it , I promise you , I’m not gon be humble


No matter how good my network is during the day, it's never good enough for IG. I always have to wait till 1am


Job number 2 you said


If @JoeBiden doesn't tweet "I'm pro-window" soon I'm still going to vote for him in November.


sooo happy my b day is the day before new year’s eve it’s meant 2 be


Take me to your best friend's house Go around this roundabout Oh, yeah


ForeverMacking


And when I move from my current apt I’ll reflect back on the good times here but for nie I’ll keep making the memoriesss


18 today , legally able to do things I've been doin since 11


Ok Dallas with the cool morning


I need like a bunch of pc parts but everything is so expensive these days


Politics in itself is an absolute joke; neither party gives a fuck about the people and state of the country! We ultimately gotta choose a pedophile and prosecutor over a disgusting rapist


In a shit mood so no stream tonight but will be in discord playing video games off stream! Hopefully I can shake this feeling... Yay


impatiently waiting for jamie to finish in their shower


got sketches for two different reade commissions they are looking awesome


Taking lolo to the pumpkin patch this weekend


Soo close to 40 followers Thank You Guys so much for The support!


I'm driving a different car for now and I couldn't figure out how to use the Sirius XM or my Bluetooth adaptor. So I was looking up Rock radio stations. I found a local one and when I changed the channel to ir, it was okay none other than WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE by MCR


While I was sharing kulikuli, I saw a fine man today. Haba! You people are fine in this city o. I’ll be delivering kulikuli every day to your house my Gee!


about to talk to my aunt about how she’s been being lowkey transphobic and i really would appreciate her to just not can’t wait to get yelled at


the millennials in the bar talking about Harry Potter


hi babe, get off my twitter when you’re right next to me


Finally finished New Girl and now I feel like I have an emptiness in my heart


in search for a graphic designer to create a logo for my lash business


On my way to chic a sea happy


I don't know why I'm drinking coffee so late. I asked for a small, she charged me for a large... so here I am. Fresh off the clock - caffeinated


i hope you all know that every single one of my tweets is an attempt at a hit


Got a cut today


Who needs to get Zhongli on the first day of the banner not me noooo I have so much time


Lol the way I saying shit b sounding harsh and I don’t mean for it to


Henny have me textin krazy


Whenever I find a guy attractive he’s either taken or batshit crazy no in-between


I’m so irked


Turning the curve


New Visions Mint tonight


My son singing to songs in the car he dnt know the words to will forever be the most cutest thing ever to me lmao


It has been a min since I had chorizo! All that's missing is some frijoles.


Hey friends! I'm going to be going live on Twitch in about 30 minutes for a scrim and to show off some upgrades I made to the show! Hope to see you all soon


why is everyone on my tl rereading tgcf what is happening are we like going to have a test and yall are reviewing ?


everything coming in gotta go bitch


Y’all be worried about the wrong shit. I’m at Target. Mind yours


all the donos about dan and phil is making me remember that i have a TON of ii merch and their separate merch...i spent like over $100 on ii merch at my ii show alone and i have both versions of the ii dvd


Just found a video of my squad getting wiped on tiktok with 260k views


Thanks to #CoronaVirus, #Ugadi, Telugu new year "Sārvari" started with a 21 day #SelfQuarantine. Feeling Lucky to have books around. Let's see how many books do I ingest


Iced out my Rollie, but I know time cannot freeze


“A bum ass nigga always gunna be a hater”


Officially Grinding for @user All Vouches and Retweets Appreciated


Tryna get super cute, eat good,drink good and get these cheeks rubbed on for my bday


Just hope god watch over her in these streets


Send my mommy someone ig this woman gone say “oh geezus Shonda I like it”….I see why we een suppose to be friends


So busy at the shop we can’t park our own cars there


No doubt Every Nationalist nd Hindu stand With Ram mandir nayas #iStandWithRamMandirNayas


Just managed to run 5k


I think I'm supposed to meet s friend to workout at 8 am


i just picked up my senior picture does anyone wanna see it…i actually rly like it


i love how mrs.porter still recognizes me till this day from elementary. I love that lady & she don’t age one bit


I honestly just want friends people I can just FaceTime whenever tell whatever go out with whenever all of that


going thru my semiannual sims binge


High asf rn thinking about life and shit was I was thinking…. Jesus was born after the dinosaurs so who was god during the Dino ages?


.... there might be bad news tonight


The year is 2035. Heupel is entering his 15th season at Tennessee. He’s had some good teams and he’s beaten Bama. They’re playing Georgia - a team he’s never beaten - and Vol fans are still saying, “Georgias not seen an offense like this.”


I’ve filled BOB. He’s ready for some more action


When you finally cut ties with a person you knew for years and they just no good for your life its a relief


i got off twitter for like 30 minutes.. i come back and niall seems to be engaged and eleonor is pregnant?


Thank you Abdullah


Sometimes when I'm not thinking, I get off at the wrong exit on my way home.


My life is going to change this year . Drastically. And for the better.


reply to be in a big time rush gc


so glad my job letting me switch to morning shifts I’m having me a hot girl summer


Ending the year off with overcoming my life long fear of speaking in front of people


everytime I leave Cali I always see all these dog videos and they make me sad


Ed Sheeran no Brasil awnn


No disrespect to my beautiful kids, however is it Thursday yet! I can’t wait to see @BQQuinn ,@Joe_Gatto ,@jamessmurray ,and @SalVulcano in my home again. Don’t worry Sal I’ll send some food your way


The fake gon die & the real gon remain


i been getting carried away drinking soda


Ok so this is hypothetical but if my dad gave me $500 cash where would I hide it so my mom won’t find em


Anyways, I’m cleaning and had some wine. Now I’m just over here feeling and looking slow


One thing bout Cousin Josh, he gonna get a block


Food costs $28.22 lady gives me $28 and says keep the change


$TLRY You buying the premarket pump? OF COURSE YOU ARE BC YOU LIKE LOSING MONEY. OPEN WILL SEE IT TANK AND THEN SUB $5.


white women r not on my good side today


I wrote like 50 words for the secret santa ok time to home after a grueling day


PA-Land of Taxes….$51.00 to fill my gas tank today


dreaming of 19 days tonight


went to make baked ziti and am having to use fusilli instead because I used the ziti noodles


it’s snowing and i’m in the mood for some chicken pot pie and pizza


I wear what i want and what i like


hopefully in 2021 ill read more


TFW you start rereading a series before the new book comes out, but you miscalculate and are done a week before the release date and have to wait


Malignant is fucking crazy as shit


Dakiti has been on repeat a couple days now and I will not get sick of it


Anyone wanna start a females group chat?? Trade pics and videos with each other and possible meet ups


Think I'm gonna ask my mom if she is fine with me renaming myself tbh


Looooool I need time out because


Just occurred to me why we had veggie haggis in store today


You just got a new PC. What's the first app or software you download?


...So what are they going to air on Newsmax/Tucker Carlson Tonight now that they can't exploit the trauma of a grieving community?


Ppl be proud that they can’t cook?? Like what do mean you won’t take the time to prepare meals that can help you survive


Random wave of sadness coming from nowhere


Fastrak finally came in! No more 10 fwy traffic


A JAMSHID/MUNTADHIR FIC GOT UPDATED OH MY GOD


As someone who works on the frontline, I’ve seen from my own patient, was STILL positive for COVID even after the 10 days. This is all a money game for businesses needing their workers. The CDC really said if you don’t give a damn, we don’t give a fuck


I won’t apologize for the face I make when you talk


Watts clonado


Brent is so toxic and I love it


Love filling out my FAFSA to go to college when I’m probably gonna kms


Whatsapp journalists be doing the most...


My cornbread ALWAYS taste like cake


Did the Bucks kick a door down or superkick it down?


oh my god they did not EN dub the part where Sakura and Syaoran realize they both have a crush on the same guy and Netflix had to awkwardly stitch the JP voiceover in for like a minute before switching back to the dub


Me having the smallest bladder in the world lol


Everybody grove to the music everybody jam


Ever Missed Someone’s Mouth ??yeah me 2


so the hacker made a new account just to be exposed as the hacker again..... ?


I need to play Naraka again. Legit loved the game just hated the lag I'm pretty sure I'm like baby mode again since it's been a while


New opp block no sure where they chill get that map and come!!


Is there anything more poetic then having a job teaching a college class, and waiting last minute to come up with the material?


I was very productive today and last night so i’m gonna give myself some grace and play video games I hope I don’t think of this as a mistake tomorrow


I’ve been hurt plenty of times in life but nobody’s hurt me like pizza rolls do! Them hoes really fuck me up!


Some people think being on a team is about forcing others to do things your way, instead of finding ways to support them in what they do. I’ve been torn down in so many teams is it any wonder I’m a loner?


Stop normalizing that rat shit bro its making our generation look lame asf!!!


Just used @kylieskin for the first time ever! And omg my skin has never felt smoother after one use!!


THIS PLACE IS BUSSING ME


Got my face tatted w my bestie


Just wrote a mad ting


the woolies in my burb is closed


Montell know damn well


Lying ass hoes


That boi a bitch that’s his dad fault !


can’t wait to be on vacation in a few days. tired of being tired


Trying to get back into the habit of posting again......obligatory taglist post incoming!!! Let me know if you want to be added to my taglist


just got told im not worth a fuck because i missed the bus this morning


in desperate need of a beach day with the boys


E pain my account


Bro I just erased my entire Glacier National Park Video. I am livid.


Bitch I forgot how much it hurts to get this done


E be like I go dey thief tweets now, all this content creator no be for person wey never chop belleful. Copied from @user


uminom ng malaking milktea and iced coffee the next day is really not a good idea


Na relationship you want abi person wey go dey feed you?


Kovacic anotner good performance


the thing I am perhaps most sensitive about is that I have extremely similar taste in movies to TPN j@ck


Every time any of my moots post their cc i ask 1 question and never ! get an answer


america’s best wings for dinner


When I tell you I’m excited to scream every line of Savage at Megan Thee Stallion this weekend, I ain’t lying


Sweet dreams…


Calm down Shagger FFS


I just ordered two 4 packs


I got one coming over and one right now


Who is your MOTM, mine is kante because he bossed the midfield from start to finish, making great runs and playing wonderful varied passes and a great assist for goal number 2 Let me know who your Man of the match is


cleaning my bar soap collection


I think I need a hug hug me please


I got a c4 yanfei on zhongli's banner and then another one on the standard banner. I really wanted her because I didn’t have her yet and now I almost got her constellation lmao Well thank u I guess


TIL: docker images created on M1 (ARM) won't start on a x64 ECS cluster: "standard_init_linux.go:228: exec user process caused: exec format error". Use the --platform linux/amd64 during build to solve this. Still not totally sure why I wanted an Apple M1


With amazing margins


Watching the Blues Brothers always reminds of our first ski holiday January 1988 Arinsal, Andorra great time and memories


I know a lot of athletes are looking athletically chubby rn


One bad chapter doesn’t mean your story is over , change the page


Witr


And people think we still have paczki at 5 pm


Top notch heaux I get the most not the lesser


These are some long commercials


I HAD NO IDEA THE P***Y SOUND EFFECT WAS ANDY SAMBERG I thought it was eminem


That fresh eyebrow wax & tint hits every time


Why is deju blue still making water


looks like I’m finishing my sleeve soon


Dis my first day out I’m clout lord so dis my first day clout


Small goal at a time


you want your relationship to work but wait for your partner to initiate fixing


if i cant get any ptd merch on day 4 im gonna be so sad i havent gotten any of the stuff i wanted except 1 sweater


بجد never trust a man


I’m so excited for WayV’s comeback tomorrow


esos flashbacks


an old lady who looked like she crawled out of a fuckin grave came in with a trump hat and no mask...then she was rude to my coworker


This sweetheart should now sleep


some jokes just arent funny anymore


i’m going to be insufferable


Just saw a video about how people in Russia feel about us LGBT+ folk... words cannot describe my disappointment, coming out is difficult no matter where you’re from but I’m sending all my love to the LGBT+ people of Russia


I literally wanna stop being friends with almost all my irls im-


So you want to be a Landlord? Tenant moved a month ago, just told us last night. Left food in the fridge, maggots everywhere. Field tech puked the instant he opened the fridge


Free guy movie concept


I love my self in the mirror.


How do people have motivation to do school work?


I got endurance for this money I be running this shit up


Other countries are moving towards tech, crypto and other advanced technology but my fatherland still hell bent on "agriculture" is the way forward


I want a deep wave wig but I don’t wanna spend my own money


Watched The Karate Kid Part 3 last night and mann I've gotta say, it just is a bad movie


I’ve had such a long productive day, Costco you’re next.


Like x tbh...


I wanna make these cinnamon rolls so bad


about to go to my first bball practice as manager, pray that these straight boys won’t shank me


Laycon and iCONs connects so well. So beautiful to see


Is it just me or the day going by slow asf like ugh


y’all say lil meech can’t dress but idc it’s the face & voice for me


Idk but Spotify should have a “play next” option like Apple Music


i have this cute little quirk where i only buy ill-fitting clothes and then wonder why i hate how i look in everything


yeah I treat myself treat myself like garbage


Idk how I got on fraternity tiktok but Que Dogs are fucking nasty…… I like it


I uploaded consistently on YouTube for like 2 weeks and never returned


Remember: The only thing that can keep you from achieving your goals is you. Don't be your own roadblock this week!


Fuck Love …. finesse These Hoes


If it’s fuck me it’s indefinitely fuck you


The Way of All Flesh is so far a bloody brilliant book - and the best part is there are two more in the series! We take the little victories where we can get them


Filing a grievance about accountable activism while respecting Labour postal banking #socialism


My bf don’t even know he’s my bf it’s sad


Omg yess, actually have plans tmrw for once, get to see my fave cousins and go swimming


It's first blood Novak Djokovic in the Australian Open quarter-final. Fancy Milos Raonic to turn it around?


That tooka man be choking him


omg i dropped my AirPod case in the toilet


I wanna know why I decided to do Walker & Royce in Virginia Beach B2B Tvboo in Charlotte next week it’s gonna be a lot


Coutinho masterclass on Sunday to sink city would be so


Aye yall remember being younger and committing crimes cause you were bored?


Just a heads up, if you enforce "no backseating art/games" in ur space, u should do that for those asking the same Can't tell if this person is passive aggressive or not, I just find it ironic. Been the only form of communication they've had with me, both in & out of streams


keke got sum music on & blasting


#BigTimeReunion Big Time rush #Worldwide logan kendall BTR IS BACK


#SpiderManNoWayHome It seems like all the time they will be on the bridge


Yeah it would be nice to own a house but when my shitty apartment dishwasher doesn’t work I don’t have to pay to fix it


I just watched a DVD of 'Planet Earth' and a baby antelope just got away from some predators. I will now not cry.


I really don’t like old people


My boys are doing great things. Yh that's ma Mandem


If walking dead can stop being too scared to kill major characters that would be fantastic


#SweetsBySkylark Turns One Today


I’m happy my man ordered my bundlesss, he knew I been wanting some more


They callin me insane but dey don’t know I’m goin Thru this pain, might jus cock it back nd take a bullet to the brain


I think I want to buy iPad Air & get rid of my mini.


They will only post their friends and leave you aside


dmf is so dear to me man what a beautiful and heartwarming sotry


I’m so scared to reach out to my doctor about my ppd… smoking helps my ppa but, I can’t seem to shake my ppd and I’m struggling.


when i say drop the tagline, you say...


guys star wars era might start soon


I hated n*ggas who listened to Dipset back in the day


please respect hwasa


Made fritters again


telfar is doing secure ur bag and idk how to not buy them all


i’ll have a whole concert. idc


Oh no! I have 2 more books ready to pick up at the library and I’ve only just started Jane Eyre


Our thoughts create our lives. Force yourself to think positive. NO MATTER WHAT!!! #broke2rich


my twitter is basically slutty & enlightened streams of consciousness, and i’m actually quite proud


That bunny girl makes this kitty want to turn into a lion


twitter is going down too, stayc was right guys


when I squeeze your hands it’s not a handshake it’s a tiny hand hug, I’m no capitalist hand shaker, I’m a lover


Who trying to get slutted out tonight


Did NOT expect to enjoy Master Duel as much as I am, especially with how little I get about how to play. Learning it has been really fun so far!


when y'll wrote many places of fire or earth kingdom, here is me having 2 places of water kingdom and there's none crossed.


kids beefing in the google meeting


Really weird not to be heading to @user to usher this year’s panto - which should have been Cinderella. I miss the buzz of the theatre when the Panto is on. We’ll be back next year!


My mama mansion was supposed to be done this year & now they saying middle of next year , so now they gotta find a house for now & my girl so sad , she just want her dream house to be done


You'll wish you could go back and ask all the questions after seeing these wild photos.


first date at the arcade so i can play games with them before they get a chance to play games with me


My dad yells at me over the poor cell reception at my house like the V in my name is for @Verizon


Almost my friday yall..


When you listen to beat-full song but your mind is thinking bout somewhere..


It’s okay, tomorrow is a holiday one, lets hibernate


Guess who ordered a second monitor so her sims won’t crash when she is updating her very fun and not at all crazy spreadsheet


I can’t wait to eat this steak


ลืมกด off shot dream boys...


Unfriended a plastic friend. #sorrynotsorry


I Really Want Some New Friends ! Like A Different Variety Of People Yt Gay Skinny Fat Black Whatever


What kinda world are we living in when ppl are snitching on nail shops


I wanna go play in the rain


“if you’re a bird, i’m a bird”


Here we go again! Manco da marzo '19 da Twitter


my birthday is on Sunday and if you want to get me a present just get me something pink and I promise I’ll love it


Gas me to 160?


I hope you're all doing ok today. I'm trying to do updates to my irl place with shelving. What are some diys in real life you're proud of?


DnD tonight!!! Which means I get to see if my dumb Tabaxi can survive another session in a volcano.


how do ppl afford three days in LA and now four in LV like can I have some $


so tempted to make a fnf mod


If school out for April too I'm screwed


Main think shawty know she a full course meal enuh...full me right now


Hayley kiyoko will always do it for me


pour up this weekend?


Whoever told me to invest into couchbase… ily


I miss Ben I just need to go see him


This time change made my job 10x harder


okay im not deactivating but i'll take a break until i feel better again or i'll come back if LS1 is announced. bye for now besties


So...I am officially the last one of my siblings to not have a kid...call me the fun auntie


Sat on the phone with AT&T for almost an hour for them to just hung up on me


Need $saitax @user listed on more exchanges so it can fly


Birthday dinner with my family then off to bed


The picture delay on @PrimeVideo is killing me


Only trump I’m voting for is teanna


May have to take a couple days off socials just to get my head in a better place


So happy ion got no ties to a nigga


Can’t even get the fucking dog food I normally get because people are hoarding it ffs


Fun Fact: @theflaminglips actually wrote a quality tune for the credits of the Spongebob Squarepants Movie


My bfs oakleys still not here and they were supposed to get here today


Nobody picks up my phone calls so if I’m ever in danger I’d just have to die


damn the whole bluetooth playing some thing you don’t want others to hear from the car you’re getting worked on in an automotive shop… i just realized that’s what had been happening to me


Ok! The CRAZY’S Are Out. They are saying the Snow in Texas was all FAKE. The government did it.


What to watch on Netflix..please give me your favorite things to watch so i can check them out


Red desert


To be or not to be the Meaning in life it's like To Live for Nothing or Die For Something


i felt lke this would happen


Conte for Top 4 finish. RT


Fresh twists w/ the fresh cut got me feeling Godly


The best feeling na nakaka pag travel ka sa places na dream mo puntahan at my age and my own money


Anxious attack


w.wings it is


The way some people suddenly get so condescending as soon as they find out you're Slavic. Especially a Slav from the Balkans... Can you be more obvious in thinking we still live in the 70s/80s?


Thinking of ways to invest my money to make MORE MONEY!


The bigger the fupa the sweeter the choepa


Mike Evans on my fantasy team


Bitch why am I so hungry right now? I'm bout to fucking walk out of work to go to McDonalds


Let me eat again and make one kop and sleep


nobody actually wants to be loved, people only care about attention these days and it sucks


My baby boy really going in 5 next month and pissed nothing fun is open here


G’wan to my babies #vicarstreet and #live@theiveaghgardens on the 2019 nominations! #IMROVenueawards @user @user


After wetin I do if them no send my cake


Hockenson fell asleep with a 1-6 record and woke up 6-1 record


mj gone, MY NIGGA DEAD!!!


No but Hanbin should learn to keep his tounge in while dancing because boy, you know for sure my heart is not the only thing thats throbbing here


i had to call out of work anyways bc my tired popped


Are you really a cat owner if you haven’t found their hair in your food at least once?


every time i read those tweets, i have to fill it in: she was a poem he couldnt read could i make it anymore obvious?


The best part of me tweeting is not having any real followers, no one to comment or like my posts....


can i take a shower now i have a day to learn how to double integrate


My father wants my Vessle vinyl signed by Tyler and Josh. so @tylerrjoseph and @joshuadun you have to sign them or else my dad will be very very mad


I GOT THE SECOND JOB I WANTED LFFFFGGGGGG


Unfollowing spree cause I follow to many inactive accounts


Tell the water I'm coming Tell the water I'm done with all my running Tell the water I'm ready Wash me clean, wash me clean AGAIN!! -Titilope


Raith away in the cup. Another ground to tick off


If u think u saw me today at diamond head beach...... u didn’t


Yeah….. imma regret that


Fuck, I turn 24 this week


I don’t need validation or acceptance! that’s what most people seek that i have ZERO interest in doing. I don’t do what people expect of me. I’m good over here!!!


Honestly only working out so I can rave longer and dance more


what happened to the draft tweets button? i deleted the app and was using safari so now the app is updated


Im cooking some smoked fish dried rice


Hulu only has Digimon in English what's the point if it's not in Spanish


can't sleep send slp


I have been think about get a BTS related tattoo soon, now I am for sure going to. I just have to settle on what


If you're nice about it but then object then you're the bad guy!!


you ever came home from work and strip straight outta your clothes at the door


I don’t usually get pissed off but when I do RUNNNNNNNNNN


Mangos are so damn good


Tue Feb 23 2021 16:09:56 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time):


paita ning holiday pero naay make up class


Thank you Marcus Rashford . Vulnerable children should be a priority. Children should be our priority!!!! Finally something good to see on the news.


TL getting


I really need to get myself a pedicure & do these nails


Still listen to @basshunt albums beginning to end


I'm about to start my day and workout. I know everyone on your time line is encouraging you to vote, but I will not be doing that. Instead I will again encourage black people to GET A GUN. If shit goes left you need to be prepared. These white people are crazy. Stay safe.


I almost posted feelings for attention but I caught myself. Getting better everyday.


Hate when lecturers don't set the date for the final essays until they release the essay questions, just wanna know when I'll officially be done college


I’m lowkey pressed to loc my hair


Merely reading tweets regarding this blasphemy issue could give you headache, Whaatt?!!


Today my last day on fb fr


Demam one piece


i was sad bc i lost my wallet n pooks pulled up n bought me flowers


we love my cramps getting increasingly worse again


Shane Justin and So Real really need to step they game up


I like the way I finger fuck the trigger and it busttttttt


hey irls if u see me going feral on the tl im begging u to look away i’m not proud of the person this episode is going turn me into


I have to stop being inappropriate. I just be joking.


I really need a blunt and a perc


Bought my plane tickets to PHX in April


Goodnight loves remember that i love you and remember your worth


Been getting requests to play some @5SOS on @user Friday livestream, what video do you want to see?


i’m so sick of cutting my hair off & starting my natural over bc i keep perming it


All my kittens are gaining, and Napoleon joined the 3lbs club this week


If PJO is through Percy’s eyes are they gonna keep that for the show? Is Walker gonna get to have Office and Abbott Elementary moments???


In a super sad mood


PMS & Quarantine? Someone Come Get My Uterus! NOWWWWWW!


I have to mentally prepare myself to take these braids out.


“Can you cook” Can you build me a house?


Mary aq


People getting free bud at the park and still ain't get a response


went to buy a loaf of bread with my mom today and I somehow ended up trying to carry pots in my arms


I have purchased so many things from Etsy it’s insane. I love support small businesses and I seem to love collecting their business cards too


Cant believe it’s already been a few months since dump truck lost


I’ve got a blocked ear which is fine & probably would’ve gone away on it’s own but because I’m a very stable genius I’ve shoved sticks and sprays and potions in there and now it’s inflamed & very sore


I do not have any time for online jew hating sjws. If you hate jews, gentiles or any ethnic group you can hit the road. I am COMMANDED to LOVE ALL ppl. So, if you are a racist, don't follow


I like when I'm getting introduced to new staff at work and they say things like, "Steena does digital...." and I interrupt with "I'm the TikTok lady"


Old school music so raw


When pretty ass girls want your man like girl take me too


The Shauniqualizer is going to be one of my best skits


I finally got us reservations for this restaurant this weekend


Singing at this time of the night always slaps , well untill my mum tells me I’m mad for making noise at this time


#RiceBulldog Athletics So far @user and @user are the DAWGS of the Day! Get your challenge numbers posted to the spreadsheet. Post your workout vids! Let’s push one another, and work together


Some people could seriously use a fucking wake up call right now to stop perpetuating toxic cycles.


tired of this snippet hype


Session after work with my bestie


Im really finna pop my shit now bitches! Woohooooo


Pretty sure my kid thinks yanking our her teeth is an Olympic sport. I seriously thinking about telling her about the Tooth Fairy. I’m too broke for this


If you're 40+ and on TikTok, you should be on some registered list


Gotta VaLue The Lows As Much As The Highs


My face grew little pimples after that Vegas pool party. All that dirty water man!


Crazy thing is I had a clothing brand lined up to launch before this whole covid thing then put it on hold


Work Hard. Your success is their greatest failure.


If any girl who wants to shoot content or be a content partner in the Phoenix AZ area hit my DM


She sleep in my arms & I’m staring at her! My favorite girl


POPUP LIVE ON FB TONIGHT! 7PM EST! Will be celebrating my #newrelease annnd #ReadABookDay! HOP ON! TELL A FRIEND! #sorryforyelling


nova msc de the weeknd


O no it’s raining outside. I guess that means I can’t go out & run


15 minutes away


a raffle to win the shirt ryan ross actually wore for the whole of a tour i.....


My place smells like straight kush


Strawberry moon MV?


tl dead? side effects was one of skz best songs and all of y’all that disagree are tasteless


I have the potential to become an amazing nurse


Idk where I’m going yet but I know it’s far


The way my phone acting, you would have though it was off


I think I’m gonna dip out of AZ and head to Cali this next month. $end monies to help my trip


Never re-friend a person that has tired to destroy your character, your money or your relationship. A snake only shed its skin to become a bigger snake ommm


Jeon Jungkook I vote #BUTTER for #TheSong on #PCAs 2021


So how is everyone doing?i hope well


So hype for the @user AMA & announcements tomorrow


Buying $Apple at around $50 waaay makes up for my dives in fake meat and weed stocks.


Shout out to all the engineers who are on the front lines at companies that are experiencing large jumps in traffic due to the pandemic! Scaling is a good problem to have but its not easy! Sending stable, happy thoughts your way


Keep it real cute Princess


Maths isn’t going well


minx lookin kinda


sakit jud diay sa heart ang more than blues


How do you suppress manic thoughts about boys?


That feeling when you leave the gym after a good workout >>>>>>


That’s a good line up tbf


Thank you! everyone who said hi on my stream! I had lots of fun


Made schedules all the way through Christmas


Me: *frantically trying to see WHICH Peachtree St I’m on Waze: *covers entire screen* Did you know there was a Nike store nearby???


It's official! Our team is in the FIRST tech challenge competitions!


second dose of covid vaccine


Cried so much in my dream last night and I woke up panting bc i dreamt I was forced to eat frogs hahaha dramatic but fr it felt real and scary


Not me giggling over sex/orgasm noises... No way...


Determined to learn how to draw sexy furry girls with FAT titties


They killed #JamesBond


I really need a list of good healthy restaurants


Scotland’s road map is wank. Glad I live in England


i’m such an idiot i forgot ducey can’t run again in 2022 and that’s on Arizona education


This week Kane, Mitrovic, Havertz, Toney, Martial and Nketiah scored at least 1, and were all really viable good picks that I considered. I ended up on Darwin Nunez and Callum Wilson


not posting any selfies this month so u guys have a chance at beating no nut november


I’m already the wealthiest alive... @user


Alot of cool things are happening this month but that also means i’m very busy!! i promise streams will be back soon !


1.5 suitcases done


It took me 2 days to realize I needed to mix my strawberry puree with the matcha and now my life has changed


Not the Hispanic lady’s talking shit and thinking I don’t understand them


I just woke up from a very long nap. Which means I’ll be up creating tonight. That’s my best hour.


Authentic steak tacos & elotes for dinner


#f1 #MercedesAMG surely this is the time to finally give Nico Hulkenburg the opportunity to get his first podium!!! Mercedes you could make that happen


Kiddy will buy everything except clothes?


What role does drake even play in being executive producer of euphoria?


Adult Happy Meals? Yeaaa right. Hot fingers from purps please


Love to all my trans frens in the UK.


First votes in: Greene County Indiana Trump 68%


Atleast I like someone that doesn't even know my name, with you it's different because they blue/grey tick you yet your messages are delivered.


I’m a sag. Talk to me nice....or else


Dropped my key to the gate in Kobe’s Powerade & now it doesn’t work. Typical me.


This lockdown would be unbearable without Twitter, a wee laugh to take your mind off everything going on in the world even for a minute does your head good


Watching the Underground Railroad...don’t even talk to me if you’re white right now


These face masks can kiss my ass. My face is breaking out and it’s pissing me off.


I really be teaching ppl shit.. I need to sit back and realize the power I have .... stop all this moody rushing shit


Maybe one day everything will be okay


You guys should definitely check out @user she was SO accurate and helped me clarify a lot I needed clarity on! Check her out


White cranberry juice my new favorite


Love when I buy tickets months in advance to see my favorite player @LeaderOfHorde on New Years Eve and now he probably won’t even play because Covid sucks


I make everything in my Instant Pot. Just made hard boiled eggs and baby potatoes within 25 minutes, total. Rice? 4 minutes. Biiiiitch, the versatility


i miss a certain latvian group very much and it feels a bit rude i haven't seen them since may


I can’t stand a mf who don’t listen


i’m so???? didn’t you just????? okay sis


Guess I’ll go make groceries since we about to shut down again


my hard earned chamsims... i even purchased some yesterday...


If you love something , embace it


Frustration and fatigue . This match is


im in a piss kink club- help


i don’t know how to tip, i give everyone half of what i paid


Did my first peer review last week! While it was a small contribution to science, I do feel more like a peer and less like an impostor so that feels rad


when tf did seungmin grow


thinking about the first time i watched the SU movie and i ugly sobbed thru “Drift Away” that shit hitting a little too close to home


Great to meet everyone @user 1st year nurses. I hope a great future lies ahead during difficult times.


I hope I get a spooky basket this year


Nightride by Tinashe is a masterpiece from top to bottom...just WoW


Still ruff fae Saturday done way that drink man


I might film more GorlTalk s in the car. I used my new external mic and the video looks good with the trees blowing in the background I kinda dig it


why tfk my mom said i look malnourished, like yeah i been skipping a few meals but back up fr


I really get heart oo but sake of money no dey them no dey see


pasto flacco dropping an album with tecca, sofaygo, and ssgkobe


i should have just kept quiet. no one ever likes me back. i hope you’ll be very happy with her.


Sonder - Lovely


Ooooh that was close from Iran.


Today feels a lot like a Monday


why my plug’s wife flirtin wit me? lmaoooo shorty boutta get me killed


Mike Trout braking down.


Workout #2 complete


I can’t tweet Flo milli tweets in peace


omg someone acc brought a gun to the freaking store!!


Shall I make some genshin art??? It’s only been a day but I kinda want to


Got out of eating dinner cause I feel gross


Does anybody else still wonder what happened to Walter on The Finder, or is it just me. @geoffstults was a gosh damn delight. I know they can’t reboot it without Michael Clark Duncan, but still. Poor Walter


If you put two L’s together it make a W !


Once I’m done with my masters , I’m throwing a graduation party


Sakura, sometimes I wish I was a cloud...


SHAWTY LICK ME CLEAN THE WAY SHE SUUUCK ME OFF


Eamon Ryan on Prime Time at the moment. A delusional millionaire assuring Ireland that all will be ok if we turn the lights down and forego showers from October to March


got bitches kissing on bitches , i'm just being honest


Is Medusa’s body hair just tiny snakes


Veggie fingers are underrated


My barber cuts Mookie Betts beard, safe to say I’m in good hands


10:56 on the motorway


Sid Putting Down His Camera Realising Aisha Is the Moment Hits a Whole Lot Different


Thiago, fucking wow, now I get the hype the man runs the show


Random thought of the day...Why do people make Venmo payments public?


I can’t take anymore of Allegri’s tactics man


wanna get a frog tattoo bc they're my lucky animal and my ex is repulsed by them


In and out of the dmv in 30 minutes, and here I thought I couldn’t love Utah any more then I already did!


I's like ZAR.


So Michigan not top 4


BREW UPGRADE!!!!!!


It's #ElectionDay and I do not feel great about it. #unwell


Cinderella's glass slippers were not comfortable at all It's all scam she left the slipper deliberately coz it was bitting the foot


who needs a fly swatter when you have a cat?? my little girl just brought me one that she caught and she was so proud of herself


My manager got me my new chair finally and I love itt


If the world was ending.....


Thank you for the late Christmas present @ManUtd


i can’t do friends. bitches is weird


fvcking scared for later


still under 97lbs even tho i stress ate a few days ago


Mommy-in-law is taking me out tomorrow


Thought I found the love of my life, turns out he’s straight. Per Usual


Have a bit of a rash on my right side of my face


I don’t like this song lol.


All I want. in this life. is an ass. as PHAT. as Meg’s


No stream tonight, fam. Not feeling well. Phasmodiction will be back next Tuesday!


Folks got me getting off 25 minutes past when I was supposed to leave


2023 to be the year of crazy growth. Claiming it.


Finally done being infected by covid. Gotta go back to school now


un bzrp music session con Jon Z


Make sure y’all bring y’all kids in the bar, today is the only day they can see where y’all hoes be every weekend.


I hate benching alone


Abba I belong to you


Alrighty I’m going to build some shit in the sims because I’ve been doing nothing but working and taking care of kitties and I neeeed some relaxing lol I’ll be back later


Kentucky is the worst state ever ! South Carolina is a distant second


I’ll literally start eating carrots everyday so my eyesight could get better like I don’t think my eyesight is even better with glasses


Not even a #TDF2021 stage to look forward to


currently tweeting from the shower


I've been hustling at work so my girl can have a good Christmas/Birthday


I'd like to be a wife


I want to go visit my bro


Rep. Eric Swalwell is a Chinese spy fucker.


Blog is played everyday in this car @MoneyBaggYo “I thought you was smart hoe”


I love jonini so much


I love that for him , most celebrities focus on the black lash & hate comments , instead of worrying about the ppl who do support . Drop that music & keep moving


i miss my watu !! @user @user helloo??


I just ordered McDonald’s… I got chicken nuggies


Same goes for champagne flutes


2 hours and 30 minutes left


It’s pitch dark outside and it’s not even 6p yet


It's absolutely critical for Pete to raise $13 million before Super Tuesday, so buy your tickets today before they sell out...you won't want to miss hearing from Chasten! P.S the official ask for a Truman & Buddy update has been received


Ladies, what’s a good mascara!? My lashes are so short


OK Pep you can take Erling off now, need him fresh for weekend


The great challenge I love taurs But I love bulges


I wouldn't mind cooking for a nice working girl today. What you want for brunch bae? Put in your request


The only day I really have off since I found coverage but it’s bc I’m sick


Can’t go 50/50 with no ho


this #RUNBTS is just me eyeing on jimin being the cutest


I was today years old when I seen there is yellow watermelon


Wtf just clear if ffs


Go and make sure to follow @user


I saw someone post on IG about Russ & Daughters - the best lox & bagels sandwich I ever had. I literally bought one to eat right outside on the bench & took one to eat later. I went there about 5 years ago when I saw DDK in King & I & GA in Streetcar. My fan girl was ecstatic.


Honey brown eyes, tinge of green on the edges


got called a munchkin and i aint even short idk how to feel about that


Broooooooo wtf... dumb ass system


I convinced her not to take a nap by bribing her with a hot cup of raspberry tea and Willy Wonka.


That was expectedly unexpected


Stream gang.. I got appy slices for tonight so you know shits going down


debating if i should take my hair out tdy


My family is planning on moving in the summer and the first thing imma do is get a puppy. I need a dog to help me make this year at least somewhat less shitty


goodbye fine line era you will be missed. gone but never forgotten


My mother hung out with someone with Covid and is refusing to take any precautions in case she caught it


Welp decided to take a 30 minute nap that turned into a two hour nap!


O’s football league is postponed.


can yall believe homophobes actually exist? like my whole life i thought it was a myth but no it's not


songwriter of the year


Please don't be a cool girl, you will cry


So Lagos is the new abroad for the quasi bourgeoisie?


mfs always talking bout real and be the main ones doing fake shit


on god a tear rolled out my eye when I saw DT2 has a release date


Well that's my sense of smell and taste gone #COVID19 Hope they come back before too long


I want my living room to be black and red


My man wants to take leave after this lockdown to spend time with me. Modimo I can’t take leave though


$MSFT No one is stupid enough to buy more microsoft


Bruh why is Moe’s so expensive now?


Y’all fuck before dates????


On another note. It came to my attention earlier that George Floyd and Derek Chauvin worked at the same nightclub. Yes. Very obvious. Have fun rioting guys


My dad talkin my head off


Guess whose gonna relapse soon?


being able to wear leggings to works


How does Matic make this team but Donny doesn’t? Slows the game down so much


One thing about me is I don’t give a fuck lol


I have been still a little weird with food but man I haven't had a stuffing in a while and I miss it


i got a taste for some cabbage, so now here i am omw to the damn market


I feel like I need to do my hair but where am I going


Half a million dollar house


Lemon pepper Salmon , shrimp , broccoli & cheese and garlic bread


The Difference by Flume and Toro y Moi is THE jam


I swear that some of these coffee shops are just giving me flavored milk. I can’t taste the coffee at all


My BWC daddy wants me at his house stretched and pre loaded tonight at 10 pm. If my hole meets his approval he will film using me.


Big Bear Tomorrow for my first time pretty excited


Abi na my EX dey do me ni Ok we don break up again


Sing to punany


I thought my professor wasn’t talking but i just had my volume off


My monkey child got me wrapped around his finger


Mtn behave abeg


I want cake from Publix


Need somebody to style me


Need more BLACKS in the medical field


Happy Birthday to the “Mayer” @user Thanks for being such a supportive friend


Been seeing 444 all day


p.s. to anyone who has ordered anything from me - the plastic coverings my prints and paintings come in are 100% biodegradable


My sound bar bass went away how do I fix the mf


Don't concern urself with the things that Don't concern u...it renders u uneased..


Full Time 0-2 Unbeaten streak continued


Idc wtf y’all say ima wear my box braids


2020 COVID has us all fucked up and thats on God


Smile na lang. Even if it's a fake one


I'm smiling xo


Gonna miss this guy my little brother emran


Lmao somebody mistakenly cashed app me and requested they money back. God testing me


Still can't accept the betrayal


Yow that's whyyyy, because I'm dead, WOW, the plot twist TTT


rlly hope no trumpies come in today


my cravings is something else like whewwww child


#Kisqali product monograph, health technology assessments and more! Access drug documents


Kid Cubi Vibes


I'm 1558626 images old.


my name ain’t something you should speak on


Disregard - he gonna do it forever


Now let’s see how badly I sleep tonight


never playing cod again i was just in the final killcam 3 times


Anybody got something to say to me, SAY THAT SHIT TO ME


The Lord is my Rock


(S2, E2) “We’re strong,” is not the same as “I love you.”


got bored and just applied for a job in boston on handshake


happy 5pm who is ready for a new post or should i wait for 4:44 pst


When I first started taking pottery classes last year I wasn't sure if I was going to like it, let alone pursue it as a main hobby. Now on days that I really hate my job (today) making pottery is all I can think about. I think 2021 is the year I save up and buy my own wheel.


Can't believe @ToonBoom managed to update harmony so fast! Did not expect this good job toonboom keep it up!


EL SHOW DE TINI EN CORRIENTES SE ENCUENTRA SOLD OUT


I don’t have time to beef w no one unles you paying my bills


Went to bed at 1pm, hoping to catch about 6 hours of sleep before walking up to fix dinner. Woke up at 4 instead, just because. When I was a kid, I read about how Benjamin Franklin would sleep only 4 hours a day. Evidently, my subconscious likes to see that as a challenge.


Working my first shift at Part Wolf tonight


I MISS GEORGEBUR


My daughters straight


Left my baby cocomelon headphones in Flordia


Sauvage Dior for my boo


“What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.” Still my favorite John Green quote


Welcome zack moss


giannis not playing should i even watch this game


Florida living rent free in most peoples head


Cory's tone in the axe man song is


Finna put my drumkits on a site geist recommended (I think deadworld put him on?) Prices going down ~$5 and new kit going up at 'normal pricing' Past clients get a discount. I'll post more when I get my shit together. Might be done tomorrow if I get tired or birthday plans


Why do I keep getting notifications that my ex looked at my LinkedIn profile??¿?


I need to put my phone down for a couple hours


Igbo women are so expressive


Twitter made me verify I wasn’t a bot! Anyone having the same issue? I think they’re picking on conservatives again!


I think rushi actually says 1 thing on TV and behind closed doors does another! We don't need another Borris


I really spent $100 at Ross


I work w a bunch of catty ass, grown ass men


you lot thought we’d crumble with no VVD


I don’t understand how people spend all their time with their nose in other people’s business. It takes so much work just looking after myself


So much death and I can’t help but cry and be thankful that I am still here in this very moment


Can’t believe I’m watching #HarrysHeroes for the second night running. Quite enjoying it and good that they’re tackling men’s mental health.


Yeah this working out shit ain’t working out


she gon step with speeding and don’t gaf


Cheers Wigan didn’t get a 9th


I Told This Homeless Man Ian Got Cash Yall Know He Gone Tell Me He Take Cashapp


My goal is to read 30 books before the year ends. I’m already at 17


LiStening to your rich friends ranting about their parents not wanting to fund their next shopping trip after shopping trip when your fam is living paycheck to paycheck


I have no respect for you if you abuse the heck outta screen I understand if you a spot up or taking screens once a while but if you a playmaker hiding behind screens and barely dribbling I got 0 respect for you


Just finished a session who’s next


We’ve literally seen that family at their best and worst


*LIC* will introduce a new Policy from tomorrow called *IPO LOSS COVER JEEVAN ANAND POLICY*


Y’all fail to Realize a Nigga know his worth 2


hyungwon uniter


I might be the only person left who doesn't know what a Shawarma is.


I quit my job 4 months ago only to come back and deciding to quit again


Gang blocked me cause I ain’t wanna share a 2 year old song. Wth


as it’s comparison day apparently, who’s the better player? RT


stop being so big on ppl when they so little on you


Unreal link up from Neymar and Mbappe


Ion be liking none of these hoes I swear to god I’m just a flirttt


Excitedly waiting by the phone for Joe Biden to call. I really think I'm in with a good chance to be VP pick


Finesse2times gt all dat money still look dirty teeth still out of dere


Sometime rasa nak quit


So confused, but I mean what can you do


You can NOT compete with a female that a nigga in love with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He might fuck with you for the “moment” if they’re on bad terms, but I promise the moment he start missing home it’s over with for you.Can’t fuck with niggas who already attached to someone else.


I feel so sad sebab can be with my family and celebrate my lil bro birthday


I love when people say my daughter looks like me cause like she’s is so gorgeous. Inside and out. Love you so much, Oni


going to the last day !! somehow after tonight i feel we will win the league #LFC


I really got off and made them tacos i wasn’t playing


Batswana woman are beautiful


netflix tirou harry potter do catalogo vsf


That new Moneybagg and Youngta song kinda


I need a vacation on the beach..


IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BACK IN PORTLAND


At night, hear my demons talking, dead boy walking


the finest niggas really be smoking cigarettes


It's nearly dark in Ayrshire, blowing a gale and the rain is coming down in sheets, not in drops


HE'S GETTING DREAM'S AMROR


I would love an infused meal


I hate being asked what I'm doing, what if I'm doing something illegal? Are you the police?


I hate the idle thing on MS Teams….. like let me live shit


random but this is my 3300th tweet


just set up my new recording settings in OBS and reinstalled Nvidia Noise Suppression so expect some let’s plays and such on the youtube channel soon


The court really doesn’t give a fuck about sexual assault against women huh


Crazy how the final XC2 update was giving Mythra tights


Lil Keed Future Thug Lil Gotit and Gunna are the rawest when it come to using their voice like a part of the beat


Every apparel store - heheh, sir, tailor not in today. Naale kodtini.


Anyone need/want an extra ticket to Rolling Loud Miami ?


I hate how much anxiety makes me paranoid & unsure of myself!


Morning ilysm takecare


Would love to be in a poly relationship where we all just make content together and thrive


Talm bout she want a rich nigga view


Overthink tiap hari


ice ain’t bring me a thanksgiving plate cause he know that shit was horrible


Can't make a nigga act right, but I can make him wish he did


publishing my first couple articles as an editor in about less than 12 hours, i am beyondddddddd excited


wiz isn't bringing anyone out tomorrow. sad


When I say I don’t care I really don’t. I don’t even be saying that to sound cool lol shit is scary I really don’t care


Imran Khan turns 69 today.


It’s about to be HOT outside this summer.. I’m tryna be outta Houston as much as possible it’s a diff type heat here


The only thing China has done that is worse than tik-tok is banning MXE


Crab legs for din


Yb dissed Lil Baby


People should really think before they speak


Stuffed pepper casserole for dinner tonight. Y’all might want to pop in some ear plugs before the kids find out and start hollering.


Wanna know why you have bad network for days now? Internet Service providers are struggling to even get petroleum products to power network masts and servers Lets not talk about what light sitiation has been like. If you like, don't get your PVC Na here all of us go dey


No matter how long you've been in a relationship of any kind, never go through the motions and take for granted what you have. No matter how confident you are, your ass can be replaced fr


A month into 2022 and It’s already going worse than 2021 and we were in fucking lockdown back then


Also now it makes sense when Maki says “it feels disgusting to use these” when she used the nunchucks to fight that special grade curse. They belonged to Geto


idk why i got this lil ass phone i shoulda got the max


If you are $DAG give @user a follow


Came home from work to a clean house and a cooked meal Así me gustan


I’m still needing a couple girls to join Team Parker for the adult softball league in Rio! Let me know if you want to play


making my own clay cutters is fucking harder than I thought I should've bought them


We have been asked to help secure more California residency position funding. We are looking for someone who graduated from medical school in California and is currently unmatched to help. Please retweet and DM if you know someone. Thank you


I hope no one ever sees my drafts


I ordered the wrong size swimsuit I need a xl not a large


Sigh does anyone get that feelings of being left out


Tight handle to a pull-up jumper for Jonathan Kuminga


IHATEMYSELF


#LifeIsBeautiful add some #PostiveVibes


I’m tired of heartburn


The call of the wild bgad tohfaa, I highly recommend and I want a dog named Buck:(


time to study again, gonna kms


Mane I stay in fb jail


I bet Tiger Woods had a sudden severe attack of back spasms while he was driving.


Sike jk


my favorite compound is lithium nitrate


I want my morning wood jacked by someone else


Guess who’s going to Jaaaaail 2nit


I keep buying outfits just to keep them in case i decide to be an extrovert on day!


Idk why but i suddenly felt like listening to lil pump...esketit?


Days like today I miss living at my old house because I lived in a cold basement & had a pool


Okay I actually kissed Hajime let’s fucking go it’s raining this is so cliche but don’t worry we are dry


She said welcome to the good life


My favourite Super Bowl is _____________


Twitter is cringe


bestie press 1


sip! 3 gol 3 points


Got hella spark plugs opened if y’all trynna break shit


im really the girl you can never have if i don’t pick you


thinking of parsha everytime i get dunkin that’s the parsha print


Yay I love seeing my 401K go down


tony stark breakdown best kind of breakdown


Goodmorning everyone have a blessed morning


So with Title 42 in place indefinitely...? Will the right still decry America is being "invaded" by millions (no, BILLIONS) of Catholic Hispanic immigrants--urging the Feds to take on cruel and punitive measures against them?


damn I b in the mood for dca, haven’t skipped a single song


RLC +25% ce stable coin monte enfin


There are literally only 3 people at Chili's right now, easy night


Xtracool kinda love


As a kid, @CNBC television or @BloombergTV were like the most boring TV channels you can watch. Now Bloomberg TV is the first thing I turned on in the morning and I play it in the background all day.


kiss it better no mo' chase a check, never chase a bitch era


I be hungry af after the gym


Someon wanted to have "fun" but look at where they are now


i used to watch glee up to like season 3 but i dont remember anything


I love eating at restaurants alone, who else likes to do that


lock em up


when you need to have music AND tv on in order to study properly


I’m excited, I look forward to hearing @POTUS say @user name repetively.. Week 1: Kamala- Pronounced: Cam- A- La Week 10: Kamala- Pronounced: Kar-Ma-Ler Week 30: Kamala- Pronounced: Ca ma lama


One of my bosses thought I was white...... the other thought Italian


Jota’s movement and pace


Stablemates Inspiral, below, and Nashwa are set for French tests


Got 100% on my first stats test!


Don't you just love joon's expressions even with a mask on? The way his eyebrows twitch and his eyes close is both funny and charming to see. It's also good to see that he's off work now!! I hope he can rest peacefully


im unblocking everybody on my phone finna start the new year fresh


#nowplaying: Round Here Buzz (Live At BMO Harris Bradley Center, Milwaukee, WI / April 14, 2017) - Eric Church


Fuck I really wasn’t trying to move in the middle of a fucking pandemic


marko on the way


I've been putting off reading A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes until I reread or rewatched The Hunger Games but thought it would take so long. I finished the first two and started the third in 3 days


I eat pussy w my head hanging off the edge of the bed


lmao, not another satanic panic


Ready for this shift to end


i do not regret buying a switch just to play animal crossing


Talking about mad/weird crushes we have with Lauren... thought mines was respectable ... she whipped out piers Morgan.


bitin black clover badtrip, ang tagal ng bagong ep


yea that’s it i’m not watching ya Ig stories ya beasting wit the post a pic/vid of


You the only bitch that can make me spin off on da guys


It’s a rich bitch birthday


Sometimes I like choosing violence


My Facebook page is hacked


Today will be used to catch up on the Real Housewives of New Jersey


This 1,2 in traffic be pissing me tf off


I don’t wanna give you up I don’t wanna let you love somebody else but me


I hate how if you like one gym video meme on IG your FYP just becomes weight loss. Now I just want to delete my account


i just wanna screammmmm


really want some crispy fried chicken


This English woman still here in bim


tell me why all of meg's comments are to*y lanez fans all of a sudden


Such a garbage life


Yes I’m definitely gifting myself a new car either before or on my graduation.


These next couple of moves gone be scary


Watching 5sos music videos again. I'm emotional. It's been a long time. And I love Mickey so much


always thankful for being redeployed to the dementia ward, love seeing me ladies


Need to get to Ibiza this summer


when we have no hand warmers and gloves don’t work with a cash bag


sehun really loves vivi,the way his voice got higher pitch when he bragged abt vivi obedience.his proud dad face always shows us


I love @ShutUpExcalibur and @OfficialTAZ on #AEWDark they always crack me up


vai ter comeback de pussycat dolls???


I come off like a smooth dude but ima character in real life


Waiting on the last sour sticker to arrive today but you will start seeing sneak peeks this week! Looking to have another shop update next weekend


Definitely making sure I end today with a great dinner, all I ate today was avocado toast


omg you're already 50 to have subscribed to my newsletter


How the hell you don’t feel me thinking bout you


The happiest people are the nicest ones


Nails getting done thank god


if the electoral college fucks this up again i don’t even know what i’ll do.


“Women out here hustling harder than men” Ladies I LOVE & RESPECT u QUEENS. Let’s not confuse “hustling” with Selling pussy


Psychopathic, don’t be so dramatic !


Its been so long since i have felt this way


The Owl House has no right to absolutely destroy me for every season finale. Full on sobbing at the end of season one AND two


I got a locket in my pocket And a mirror


Need a badge grinder for 16 Defensive badges 55$$


Can we get a tour already?@IAMSUMMERWALKER


why did twitter choose to not work for a good forty minutes just now


Y’all will stand in the best source of lighting and say no filter..... brightness is a filter


There should be a universal rule in a office that no one can reheat fish for lunch


Get to see my sis @user tonight! Yasss Chile


mf who eats carrots when she’s allergic


The amount of ppl that don't know how to pronounce my name is so funny,it's literally so easy lol, i-yaan like that.ive had someone call me Ian once,how tf did u get Ian


Zalgiris won by 3


The guy I help out sometimes tested positive for the Rona. So did his ex-wife, and kids. They've had no contact in over a month. She's vaccinated, and boosted; He won't get vaccinated. They all got it on their own, and I just worked, in close contact, with this dude yesterday.


Actually seeing people play frisbee in the park brings me so much joy


When do y’all think I’ll become a CG member?


The dropshots are coming


And then you stand on your feet and you’re unbeatable


First time speaking in Washington D.C. in regards to #recovery services and tribal health. I was invited to an amazing conference regarding Breaking #Stigma & ending #addiction cycles. As a front line healthcare worker, it is amazing to see the momentum coming our way.


Braces were way cheaper back in the day. Idk why some y’all waiting till your 30


Day 2 of my cut


Ever look at ur bum and are like.. wow


I want som curly fries and wings from lime lite


i miss my sister in law


Did you know that if you wait till after you pick something to watch to start munching your scran the calories don’t count??


happy birthday granny


So America nah release the video wid J-Man


Streaming sounds like fun and I want to try it one day but I suck and dunno anything


Sooo black, he’s Purple


Be real. You take astrology serious?


Second time buying water from the same Lil boys and the water was so hot so the lil niggas got smart wit me when I told em never again little fucker


My voice sounds sexier when it’s groggy from a cold


The realest mf alive really ready be 21


Y’all still leaving the crib just because...


I definitely just woke up from a good ass nap


i have no energy and i still need to workout


Do what u want what u want with my Bodies Bodies Bodies


Might have to cut from socials again


I was spiralling earlier and ended up chatting to my friends on houseparty and they made me feel so much better


Not happy with my echolalia for playing the green lovers video this week


Katie if you can spend £1000 on a jumper you can get out of The Contract


Jus Be Patient Til Them Perkys Come


Thinking about the fact that when I (and half of my oomfs) role up to be judged by God one of the sins he’ll be pulling up is gonna be reading the ‘neck to neck’ fanfic


It's not a question of how long until I'm better, it's more about how long I can hold it back before it all comes crashing down. And honestly, I'd prefer sooner rather than later. Other than that, I'm fine! Smiles all round


Leading by factional culture by tweeting about silenced privilege #fullcommunism


for the last couple of years I'm pretty sure most of my orgasms vibrating wand, even when I was uncaged


Working moms always made this look easy. This isn't easy at all. Respect working moms... Because wow... This ish is real.


I'm just making sure that I'm covid safe... By drinking Quinine.... Hydroxychloroquin... and Gin. Watching a zombie movie.. alone.. in front of the fire.. kids in bed. Bliss.


Spence fight canceled


I want namis so bad


Lawn man got me looking good outchea.


Don’t tell our business you know thats the rules


Just a couple more months and I’m taking my ass to the bank for a loan


I want some fish and spaghetti so bad


Spending my shift updating my LinkedIn


anyway let me get ready for tomorrow


With being off work, I was relying on the cricket to help keep track of what day of the week it is etc. The poms being well below par has thrown everything into chaos. Even my poo schedule is out of kilter. Who the hell poos at night?


The results are in! Enel X remains the market leader for grid services in PJM. Read the full press release to find out the results of the PJM Capacity Auction and how it reaffirmed our position in the market


EFF will be worse than the ANC and ZANU-PF combined.


i miss the person in seoul who understands me


What’s your biggest RHTC flex...?


breaking! Luke hemmings did his own stunts for don't stop music video! let's praise the king


Yeah the denial is strong but honestly I couldn't care less as long as Taehyung is free and happy


I’m ready to ride the bike this spring and summer downtown in the mornings to brunch on my off days in my athletic gear ... Imma whole vibe


Mini M&M’s are better than regularly sized M&M’s.


TLS on @GHOneTV is actually interesting. The professional wailers


Chelsea have pulled out of the #ESL. Beginning of the end...


I have started praying that I run into people that I know when I am out running errands! It has been a fun adventure! I got to see one of the people that prayed for me when I was sick. People were definitely the thing I missed the most in bathroom prison


You guys would be lucky to have a friend like Briones.


who wants a personalized banner? cause lucky for you im making them


Reading these newborn twin stories really take me back. People are wildling I remember the first time I took them out to a store a random lady took a picture of them without permission, when I asked her to delete it she got mad


Full video on the site in my pinned post.


Dont know wen to stop dis situation naaah he always makes me feel im important to him and chuchuchu


Please don't text me everyday if you don't have any plans to marry me. I am an elderly person


Hot bath with salts and a glass of red.


Big mf moves


I lost a pack of backwoods and a fresh lighter


I always tell myself I need a vacation, but turn down the slightest suggestion of trip.


Why do I keep signing myself up for ap classes


Natural or perm, I just want healthy hair.


watching justin bieber: seasons makes me want to just hug him so tight. i love him tons


It scares me that I have no emotion, how did I become so numb... oh yeah I’m a bad ass bitch!


Came across a verrrry interesting sales page for an alcohol-free infoproduct Absolutely loaded with social proof, effective bullets, bonuses etc The more I analyse these, the more intrigued I am to venture down this marketing path Check it out bois


So do I have to update my phone to get the trans flag emoji


Haremos el live a las 7PM


My guy how did I finish this water bottle so quick


I’ll get on any bitch ass when it come to pooh .. shoot first & ask later


Challenge yourself today


Donald Trump and Xi Jinping's toxic masculinity is the root cause of untold human and economic suffering on the world stage. Jinping's silencing of doctors in China that were desperate to sound the alarm about Corona & Trump's insane ego caused inaction, leading to disaster.


Who trynna link for the laker game


My car is currently going through MOT.....


Bitches be smiling in yo face but been hating from the mf gate!


Such a worrying amount of people came into Sainos today to but frivolous things because ‘they just needed to get out of the house for a bit’. THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS!? More selfish people keep nipping out, the longer the rest of us will be stuck inside


Going to my first wedding in two weeks


Stomach is in knots waiting for this verdict..


P-Square-Forever


If I become any smarter I might explode


You can talk to someone every day for like two months & boom, y’all act like y’all don’t know each other


I wish more people were into meditating out here


And it’s gone stay like that


So I want to be corny and put together a caroling group this Christmas.


just woke up from a fat nap and i feel very unaccomplished


Look at Senator Tom Cotton out here showing his full behind!


Fucked him & Gave him right Back


Unfollowing non-moots that I don't see v often on the tl. Let me know if we're motos and I accidentally unfollowed


#Plaidetulevik btts @user #bettingtips #ParionsSport #TeamParieurs


Someone teach me Eskista


After a whole ass year of trying finally got an appointment for my last of us 2 tattoo


When you tell somebody not to get mad before trying to have a real conversation and they still get mad


Well I guess I will never look at traffic cones the same again.


Why say "corn ON the cob"? All corn is ON the cob...shouldn't we say "corn OFF the cob"?


Nasty backdoor from Ed


We're down to 10,Ade Adewale shown a straight red, shocking decision by the referee


played d!ck ft doja cat to summon ppgc but nobody came


IOTX, the Internet of Things, plays beautifully ..


$SPY $XEL $GUSH Does anyone have any idea why the energy stocks are weak too? What the fuck is up with that?


Follow @user for Gainz


I go through a phone charger a month fr they don’t make them like they used to


6/16/20, 6:13pm, my apt... nothing new because I fell asleep after Judge Judy and just woke up again. At least I haven’t been eating. And I’m not hungry.


ITS DROPPING TO THE 50s HELLO WINTER


my heart is doing cartwheels


y’all remember when we thought Mitt Romney was the worst candidate to run for office ...


#Pokemon25 now we have reached the ultimate milestone, can we pls get all the gameboy games available on the switch


Sad to wake up and discover I did not win the Powerball, but no one did and the jackpot is now $1.2 billion so the dream to become a millionaire (after taxes) lives on.


Questioning assumptions has been the best impetus to creativity in recent times. The uncertainty is painful but is an impetus to certainty. Honestly, I feel like an ass asking too many questions but hey, that is how we find answers isn't it? Blame my neurons


Can't wait for a real President.


E2: Hornets level it back at one-apiece on a sacrifice fly Two K’s for Harney; Steve Luttazi out there to start us off in the third! #Flagship


I doubt I’d have a traditional wedding. But then I could change my mind. Who knows


$GME sheeeeeesh!!!!!!


Thinking of how to get fanyogo right now


i don’t wanna be heartless ima lover girl


Wiggled thru the prisons & the grave sites then you prolly get it and you take flight


I’m finally expecting shit for what it is ..


Today was rough….


Ahhh...it's Prime Day. Trying not to feed the beast.


I wannabe nice but everyone annoys me


Dias felizes...


Who’s going to @user Saturday gig? I’m going on my own so it would be fab to meet some peeps.


I've always loved learning. Web3 and the NFT space are a perfect match


I HATE WHEN MY EASY PATIENTS LEAVE AMA!


Remember when live mixin was on Channel O but those days it was broadcasted on dstv @user


halfway through junelezen and I'm too tired to do the prompts already


Still havent worn my crocs LOOL am I well ? Bouggt them in September


Hey! @user can you please play #Golden by @user Thank u!


like or comment if you want to be added to my circle


Russia is...rapping?


I’m such a fucking Scorpio.


everyone was laughing at me for studying cause y'all have vacations now your schools are starting let's see


the quiznos is playing kpop


why is it when i text my family for important events they take 3 business days to reply but when they text me i reply within an hour at most


SIR MARCUS RASHFOOOOOORRRDDDDD


Hate talking to moms its always bull shit


.@iamcardib throw that shoe again


Someone tell this man he fine


why is it still raining at 4 am


Both Jim Moore and Jason Puckett of Sports Radio 950 KJR in Seattle are total Homer jackasses. Not to mention an embarrassment to @user


I have to get up at 8 30 am tomorrow bc I have this zoom class so gn everyone


Okay but Monferno with Power-Up punch is c a r r y i n g my playthrough of Diamond rn.


Legacy markets blink at opening and BTC will


It’s heartbreaking realizing the one you love switched up


I feel like I’m late to the game but... Grand Traverse Pie Company is good af


if yall wanna know a good ukrainian rapper: alyona alyona


Tomorrow WAP Wednesday


Just started watching the #Ultimatum #Netflix


maybe moving to boston isn’t so bad cause mit and harvard boys


seokjin letting us know what and how is taehyung doing is just so precious of him


#RT @user @leanneaguilera @user @netflix @Daniellerobay @EWagmeister Thank you baby


This girl said “My BD is my brother now” ……SICK!


What’s better than garlic bread


*hasn’t felt pain in a while so i scheduled two tattoo appointments for august


anyone: *says the word dream* my mind:


DR Women>>>>>


when the rs3 reddit mods keep removing posts about @user pvm bingo even though Jagex themselves promoted the bingo in the community tab. like


I don’t understand why @UberEats doesn’t have a contact number. I was given the wrong order and now I have to wait for them to send me an email back? Last time it took you guys a day


how about they stop coming out w/ unfinished horrible games but they’ll lose money if they actually put time into making the game complete


patiently waiting for the day heelys make a comeback


Up the mighty red men


$NFLX so how do I figure how much a 345 put bought before closing is worth in the morning?


Todays has been a beautiful day with lots of energy! It’s Tuesday 2/22/22. Angel numbers


Todays weather is a vibe


just won a game of scrabble


you didn't see a thing, im pure


To all of those living in California: On September 14th, Vote 'NO' in the upcoming recall election. Thanks besties


I miss the old generation where they'd be like "come here child and let me get a good like at you" and tell you which famous person you look like or what you're gonna be, when you grow up (all positive affirmations)


Every day I get a cappucino from 7/11 and the guy who’s always in there quietly started giving me a discount. Never said anything about it, just started charging me 70 cents less one day. My dawg


i been ugly ash for like a week now


My birthday clothes came in


send to reimburse me for my dinner, $20 now losers.


What it do??? Wasup??


Tsitsipas and Sinner… it will be an interesting match. Who will you cheer, @jasonsfolly for?


i'm finna take a nap right with my client


All I want for Christmas is youuu


I need nintendo switch game recs


Business meeting at Romeo vegan burger may have just made my day


Please send booty pics. Thx


They don’t care about me at work double booking excisions back to back at 430 when I’m off at 430


Krystal Ball reposted my story to her instagram


my backyard neighbor’s last name is Bitter.. HAHAHA explains so much!?


I Been Saying I Wanna Get Fucked Up This Weekend


i was nervous about starting classes a week late bc my financial aid was fucked but two of my friends/classmates sent me messages saying it was nice to see me and that made me feel so comfortable


See because I don't buy clothes from IG stores


Ok I miss being in luv


Grant McCann is an idiot, the players aren’t even Sunday league standard, the owner is a cunt who needs to hurry up and die and I hate football. Happy Tuesday going to jump off the Humber bridge


To have a real bitch is a blessinggg


Creating my first Manga/Anime “subbed”


I love being hot and getting richer day by day I love seeing other hot girls get richer and richer Let’s all always continue taking what’s rightfully ours from weak, horny, eager ‘men’


Peyton n Eli Manning, Philip Rivers, Drew Brees, Ben Roethlisberger, Aaron Rosgers and Tom Brady Gone… Man I’m getting old .. Grateful n Thankful


Light skin men will embarrass you


Can’t believe I’m already 23 today!!


How many more hours until bedtime? CAN’T WAIT.


Jschlatt thinks you're awesome!


Wym theo said his fandom name is soup


You can still be a kind person and tell someone to go fuck off. That’s perfectly okay. Don’t forget that


i got dropped from a class today and finessed my way back in


i wish i was in NOLA right now. walking on bourbon street with a big group of friends and lots of hand grenades.


Best performance of the season by far


I needa pack my hospital bag


First song out on SoundCloud now click on page


Professor just said he got the warning from #Comcast that he is close to going over his WiFi limit for the month. As soon as I get that, I’m switching providers. @comcast


Man Twitter trying to not show me all the lewd stuff of the people I follow, missing so much content!


Erykah Badu and Common concert on the 13th? Yes, please


Is it hella gay that I haven’t seen him in a week and a few days and I already miss him so much


Ah wonder who getting the security contract for the private port?


I need soundproof walls man cause what is this


I met my ex from 4 years ago


St Johnstone haven’t won in how many games? Asking for a friend


I'm disappointed i didn't get to watch and support yong


i am in class right now and all i can think about is,, should i buy siyeon photocards


Update. I can’t find anything to buy


just discovered shopdinosaur and i am in love


Officially Accepted into Grad School ... MBA loadingggg


All members of day6 are very good in singing and playing instrument. They are georgeous


anyone else goin 2 lolla


Totally forgot next Monday is a holiday


I’m trying to stay up so bad at work


I told this man pull over let’s fuck in the car fuck going home


don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry ok I cry


Martial on finally


my macbook won’t turn on


uno one of them ones when you think about how you spoke everyday and now you just don’t speak


It's the one year anniversary of when my Queen, @user Had her little slut join tweeters


I post sad relatable shit as if someone gon slide my dm and ask me what’s wrong


Race for the 'Golden Boot' - Predictions batao


Cause you don’t love me no more and I don’t even know what for


What can Larry Bird Do that Kevin Love can’t


Ayg not asleep yet


*snaps your neck cutely


I’m wearing sundresses this weekend


really can’t imagine life w/o you


No cap look good and ion really like light skin niggas


Just completed #BreatheIntoTheShadows Although acting wise it was good but the plot point was predictable, I could guess who the kidnapper was. It just felt like a lot of movies combined together! Well made web series though


If it’s not about my health, making money & taking trips idc


#ENGHUN Why would you play Phillips, he’s been injured all season and when he has played he’s been shite


Save me from this world Where I don’t see the notes And give me strong wings I must come to you


I have that feeling in stomach that something’s not right..


It's 4am, have so much thought in my head. Also imagine the future that i really want to, battery is 13% but i want to keep going here.


Just booked a hair appointment for Thursday! bye bye red hair


Can’t wait till we start our fence, absolutely HATE all the damn neighbors dogs shitting in our yard.


It's mad that November is the month for men's mental health but not a single thing was said...men going through it all alone as usual. Stay strong kings we all love u


I want Aspara


why chipotle always running out of chips


It's hard to feel sorry for people who don't listen... Bruh idc what the "science" says if this works 10/10 why isn't the "science" backing it?


When I hear people description of what God does ehnnnnn, I fear fear. Many people's God has put the devil out of business. Coz I'm like " why then is there devil, and if there is devil, what's devil's role/ characteristics?


Just sent eren [big] titty pictures to my regular groupchat. Lets hope the response is good.


I woke up hungover


If we are friends I feel its my job to push you further and call you on your BS. And vice vera of course, if we aren't beneficial to each other then we are wasting each other's life


So many ex-cricketers were in delusion thinking Shami was rested all this time from T20I cricket.


Just walked 7-8-9


Why do I not have friends who live in Australia who I can visit and stay with for a week