I love when @user angry tweets bc it makes me laugh but also hate it bc it makes me miss her more


@user don't tweet shit like this! It'll come back and haunt you like your other ones 😭😂


•My brother grabbed me in a aggressive manner and as always @user threw tantrums like a kid only knowing how to express himself--


@user @user It's true! I reverse-engineered the drink. It's a scientific method. I hear it's all the rage.


your outrage (your tweets, your jokes, your attention) is *exactly* what M*lo wants\n\n(this is not meant as a defense)


Good luck to all Fury-Haney players playing this weekend at the Future Stars showcase in Frisco, Tx. #KGB #G-town #fury


Absolutely raging at the changes to CAS, what a joke


Been waiting all week for this game ❤❤❤ #cheer #friday ❤


Please bear with me, I'm not Twitter savvy😝 in real life I'm a Facebook person. Help me gain followers 🤓#blog #selfhelp #depression


@user sadly beautiful photo.


But uncle buck is on tho . #UncleBuck #hilarious


.@LEAFYSZERKER @markiplier is that an insult? Sounds like a job well done. it's red so it's done the job it was suppose to do #justsaying


@user id be fuming


On the way to Laser Vista ... lens implantation ... #LaserVista #nervous #happy


The #500thTest match would have be a T20 or an ODI if @virendersehwag @user been in their National Colors #nightmare #hitter @BCCI


Just because I'm hurting \nDoesn't mean I'm hurt \nDoesn't mean I didn't get \nWhat I deserved \nNo better and no worse #lost @coldplay


wanna go home and focus up on this game . Don't wanna rage at all


God just replaced my sadness with laughter, can't go the whole day sad ...


@user i've seen a bunch of that on another twitter feed and I remember you had an opinion on it #shocking


my haters are like crickets. they chirp all day but when I walk past them they shut the fuck up.- @DritaDavanzo (my idol)


Just rough situations all around for Schalke and Werder Bremen to start the campaign. Bremen dashed late with a new manager. Both with 0.


this girl at my new school is so pretty i am #intimidated


The most important thing to #bestrong is to hold your #thoughts


I have no clue where my charger is... #lost


Before revenge you feel good after revenge you feel worse 💯 @HillaryClinton


@user oh ok, yeah I felt dumb like I think I would have known if it was animated at least lmao


When you break a record in #madden I wish it didn't say the same shit after every rush like you just broke the record. #shutupphilsimms


The Apocalypse has hit our gym and it's nothing what I thought it would be...\n\nEveryone is wearing vests! What if it's contagious? #afraid


@user @user hi Dom I saw u at Notts county away, looking for 1 mufc away ticket will pay


I'm deleting all these social media apps off my phone. I might keep snap chat and insta but I'll never be on it.


@sainsburys Could you ask your Chafford Hundred store to turn on their car park lights? A bit scary these dark nights! Thanks.


@user how his own fans insult him


@user I find it less daunting if I know one person at least!


@user let's rage


there are #serious #chinks in #India’s #armour'\n#protein\n#malnutrition\n#feedingIndia\n#skillingIndia\n#cognitive #deficit\n@Abhijit_Iyer


@user 😂😂😂. Sure half these stars get together,break up,have affairs,let porn vids slip out,fight,ect etc all to up there ratings. #sad 😂


@user : Whaaaat?!? Oh hell no. I was jealous because you got paid to fuck, but this is a whole new level. #anger #love #conflicted😬


im on holiday for the next round, fuming!


Three days off a month with two ex wives and no home could be worse. I don't know how, but it could #oilandgas


Who the hell is drilling outside my house?! Literally got to sleep at half four after a busy shift and these twats have woken me up #fuming


6. 5 minutes to perform and I'm #nervous I wish these noises would stop #handicapped #annoyed


@user You're a thief and a liberal mope, investigated by the financial services board for theft of govt retirement funds. THIEF


Scored madden 13 on vita for $20AU today. Bloke didn't know what he had. I'd have happily paid $70 🤑 my only ever bargain! #bargain #vit


@user @user @user @user I'll be okay don't worry


How do you help someone with #depression who doesn't believe they have it and doesn't trust therapists?


@user Turning then, the older woman looked at Sybil with a most somber expression. \n\n“She ran away from me. But I cannot blame her.”


Can we start a 'get Chris Sutton off our tv campaign? Spread the work #terrible #pundit #noclue


I saw those dreams dashed && divided like a million stars in the night sky that I wished on over && over again ~ sparkling && broken.


Focusing primarily on the person you’re talking to rather than yourself and the impression you’re making lessens social anxiety.


Bout ta get my @dontbreathe on up in here! @user #icantholdmybreaththatlong


Be quick to #listen, slow to #speak, and slow to #anger.


@user @user did you discover the alarming rate at which bees are dying and how important they are to our way of life?


Inglorious distinguished try auction so the joviality touching back side auction otherwise advance for order about: vAwyZAD


omg i just heard my dads alarm go off have i really been up all this time


Don't be offended,\nI'm just doing something that,\nGives your life more hurts.\n\n #haikuchallenge #poetry


tfw you're en-route to your future :) !! @HUCJIR i'm coming for ya! #openhouse #futurecantor #exhilarating #NYCletsgo


fuming


@davidpreece12 @user Great defender, terrible positioning. Didn't know where he should be without Russel shouting at him for 90 mins


Loving @user so far. Just hilarious and @driverminnie is wonderful. #hilarious #Bravo 👏🏻👏🏻


Some bloke on the train who's obviously trying to provoke West Ham fans by loudly slagging off the stadium to his mate on the phone


Lauren Jauregui makes all my problem dissapear it amazes my sadness. She keeps me strong


this Mac update has me some kind of apprehensive.


Another grim & compelling news report by @user on the blockade of aid to the starving in #Yemen #BBC #dosomethingpoliticans


Can we start a 'get Chris Sutton off our tv campaign? Spread the work #pundit #noclue


Note to self ~ Stop laughing at things that offend you, it's ok to get mad at people \n #NoteToSelf #mad #upset


— to reveal a broad smile. \n\n'Yeah, it's nice.' \n\nPursing his lips, he stifled his joyous expression in order —\n\n[@AVIATAUBE].


Big thanks to Brad Pitt who's trashy ways brought a modicum of levity to an otherwise lame week of political 💤.


@user True Indeed! Next time if these midnight hunger pangs worry you,then you can order delicious rolls from #TRC via @user


and again dirty and self loathing attitude mope talking


@user you may be right, but since year the bad events begin with B, I'm privately hoping we've got at least C-Z to go 1st


@BenLeubsdorf @user @WSJ idiots are going to sink the economy with free money policies.


@user and it's kinda depressing hey!!! 😑


A delight to be at the Lane tonight and witness the debuts of some young talent that could be the backbone of our club!! #COYS


Im so angry 😂🙃


#RIP30 Heaven is rejoicing because they've gained an angel, the Keifer family are in my prayers 💙🙏


@user Defo a hearty root veg gratin. Nice comfort food as Autumn kicks in


Why are people that don't have iPhones so bitter about iPhones???? Can someone explain


kenny - where were you born\nme - washington\nkenny - you fucking liar you were born in the fiery pits of hell


Sorry @wow_air definitely going with @Icelandair next time, this is beyond unreasonable @user #terrible #yourappologiesmeannothing


As the birds begin to chirp, I try to sleep. #Jetlag


Zero help from @ups customer service. Just pushing the buck back and forth and promising callbacks that don’t happen. #anger #loathing


@GoPro your UX online is appalling! No clear save button, not being able to use any generic TLD's #unhappy


Omg he kissed her🙈 #shy #w


#EpiPen: when public outrage occurs, expand #PAP Patient Assistance Progrm, coupons,rebates .@GOPoversight @OversightDems on #Mylan #Epipen


How on earth can the projection of all that is good and happy and true in my soul be a poisonous fucking snake? #patronus #adder #offended


@politico If they say the words radical Islamic terrorist, will that somehow make the terror groups drop their weapons?


And it pisses me off more they killed people who surrendered. Hands up and all. If hands visible you shouldn't be fearing for your life


@MariamVeiszadeh it's getting so close in your poll so many ignorant ppl. #depressing #painful something needs to change #BeTheChange ? How?


@user @user \nIt's always fun to anger 'All the Old Dudes.' with Rock N' Roll :))


@user You had to do some research to come up with new insult. Are you allowed to read anything but brietbart?


@user fuming ain't the word


At the regular cheerfulness of any emotion, her own supper, and to give the ladies were soon as they have been entirely at


@user aww thank you!! I'm definitely feeling much better today and your messages cheer me up too ☺


I hate not having the answers I need. #tomourssuck #prayinsnotcancer


@user are you gonna do any kind of community raids when wrath of the machine drops?


Zero help from @ups customer service. Just pushing the buck back and forth and promising callbacks that don’t happen. #loathing


@user @AFP that was neither intelligent, definitive or useful shall I name call or would you like to expand on how I have offend you ?


@user Virtually every statement by other countries at #UN has referred to #terror as main threat to peace, #Pak still in denial.


@user actually maybe we were supposed to die and my donation saved our lives??


Not sure that men can handle a woman that's got her crap together. #intimidation #independent


This anger inside I turned to fuel, I burned and watched myself spin down, like inferno types,


@user you could leap to your feet dramatically, plant one foot on the seat of your chair, and let out that jaunty tune!


India should now react to the uri attack.....


When we give cheerfully and accept gratefully, everyone is blessed.\n»Maya Angelou\n\n@DrMayaAngelou #RIP #MayaAngelou


i made a squirrel friend today! i gave him the core of the plum i was eating. he seemed very happy.


@user I'm as pure as the driven snow after it's been pissed on by multiple rabid dogs


@user and Gerrard was awful then


@user Madrid is playing awful and no modric but 90 minutes in Bernabéu stadium are so so long. Viallreal never won there


terror attacks in usa pay no mind lol


#ukedchat A4 Just go outside (or to the gym hall) and play! \n #education #learning


@user @user It's Ms btw. we were lied to by Remain. dry your remainer tears; Just accept you #lost


I'm so restless


Y'all tune into Snapchat for Beans funereal


@user don't know I'm from nj we are the worst on purpose.


US lady in foyer - 'Am I not #afraid to be tweeting in #Moscow?' Fortified by d good #Lord & #JD I reply 'I fear no Russian. 'cept my #wife😅


Losing to Villa...'@M0tivati0nQuote: Most of the things people worry about are things that won't even matter to them a few months from now.'


It'd probably be useful to more than women, but I'm dealing with re-reading an article about a woman being harassed on the subway.


The amount of laughter ready to leave my body if United lose is unreal


@user *Baal dashed forward, boosted forward by her power of flight. Her sword pointed at Void, meant to stop just short of her--


Skiving #Freshers2016 for a me day! #nails #sunbeds and #gym 😉💜👑 #priorities #student #studentnurse #pampered #happy


@user @user you think I came back to twitter and not ruffle a few bushes? Tuh.


Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear. –George Addair #ThursdayThoughts #yourpushfactor #fear #life #quote


@user that was shocking!


@user Your comments concern us, Carrie. Please DM your record locator and details.


@user anyway, I found a short scale today that was perfect for my purposes. soft on the hands, won't aggravate my (now-chronic) tendonitis


Honestly today I just felt like maybe track isn't for me


Q&A with N. Christie @user fr. @user What would Peter and Dardanella think of us knowing? #poorthings #shy


Yo gurls Dm for a tribute 😜💦 #snapme #dm #nudes #tribute #cumtribute #cock #cum #swallow


It's so breezy I love it 🌬🍃💛


Changed my clothes at work and had my pre-workout.. In route to the gym and there is traffic all over - pre workout kicking in..


That feel when you travel 700 miles to pick up a form that arrives in the post two days after you leave.


@user @user Ha yes- the look of despair!


Got a #serious #hyper #predator #heckler situation over here


Common app just randomly logged me out as I was writing the last part of my college essay and lost all of it 😭😭😭


Never leave me alone with my credit card. Nope nope mope.


The irony in that last is that Republicans - more likely to watch Fox News - distrust the news media more. Yet they can't see Fox's lies!


He's mixing it up pretty well..using that slider pretty affective so far #thebabybombers #yankees


@DanRather What King says doesn't matter. The fact he came w/ psycho Don is by far more of an affront.


Never ever been this unhappy before in my life lmao


come to the funeral tomorrow at 12 to mourn the death of my gpa


I stepped into the shower and my spidey senses tangled. I immediately looked up and saw a spider directly above my head. #terror


@user huff i know your pro-hillary and so is CNN and MSNBC, but they made no mention of this, this statement would be gold for em


I'm afraid she's the goat you libeling people? #goat #libeling


why won't you let me go? do i threaten all your plans? im insignificant


GAMEDAY VS BUFORD TODAY AT 5:30 AT HOME!!!!!!!!! NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED #revenge


Come and join in with #cakeclubhour tomorrow afternoon from 3pm! #bizhour #chirp


And they cover these police shootings fairly well they dont want to miss a chance to bully you


Some of these people at this protest are just there for the adrenaline rush. #depressing


We are elated to have @user Sid Espinosa and @user ready to inspire innovative students!! @knightfdn @user @user


@user and I have discovered you can now send animated gifs over the updated iMessage


@CNN Wait, didn't she get a case of the ass when Donald Trump called it terrorism BEFORE all the facts were in? I guess it's ok if she does


Higginbotham's flippant dismissal of any worries around Carrick's lack of pace is dismal. Against nimble midfielders Carrick will be exposed


@user the jovial and forgiving negro is always pressed upon to act against his/her self-interest in favor of the oppressor


I'm getting so nervous for my first anatomy exam 😩


I get so angry at people that don't know that you don't have a stop sign on Francis and you do at Foster #road #rage


@user @user Blew up the Internet with his chirp. Lol. Love it.


Putin feels it acceptable to bomb & kill aid workers. Soon he may be sitting at the same table as Trump!! #Armageddon #USApleasedont #horror


I wonder if Corey will vote for Nicole?? #snacole #bb18 #paulsgonnawin #finale #halfamill #nervous


Tired of people pretending Islam isn't one of the most misogynistic religions, it's no coincidence Muslim countries are terrible for women.


@user IT'S GAME DAY!!!! T MINUS 14:30


@Bridget_Jones was joyous. Worried I would be disappointed. Most definitely was not. #chickflick #giggles #comethefuckonbridget


@user is this a bridge if I have to drive on such I will stop breathing Yooo I can't I'm to afraid


My bf drove out of his way after a long day just to spend 15 min holding me to make me feel better. How'd I get so lucky #lucky #happy


Had a great time at Skywalkers open gym tonight! Come our every Wednesday from 7-8 in Hillsboro and train with us! #opengym #tumbling


When we are weak & in despair, our Mighty God is near;He will give us strength & joy & hope, & calm our inner fear, just have faith & trust.


There is something v satisfying about opening an old 'to do'.doc file and being able to check off all the things you have done


@user @user I dread to think!


Got a $20 tip from a drunk Uber passenger. Today I get a $25 parking ticket. I'd blame karma but my dumb ass forgot to pay the meter. #rage


I forgot about this nice area down here with the fiery hearths


Why a puerto Rican with Taino hair and a black nose gotta ruffle your targeted feathers?


Old saying 'A #smile shared is one gained for another day' @user @user


On a side note if you are self medicating ? That's not helping that is burying the anxiety that WILL manifest in another way. Heart disease?


So I tried to give her time to sober up, while waiting at the our friend's house. 2 hours later, gal wake up out her nap to vomit again.


@user doing the exact same minus the beer sadly


There is something v satisfying about opening an old 'to do'.doc file and being able to check off all the things you have done #smiling


Ibiza blues hitting me hard already wow


@user Or did I lie and cut 5 years off my age to be young and spry and hire-able in Hollywood? #thegoldbergs


Well stock finished & listed, living room moved around, new editing done & fitted in a visit to the in-laws. #productivityatitsfinest


Watch this amazing live.ly broadcast by @user #lively #musically


It's not always how you #start it's how you #FINISH


This game has pissed me off more than any other game this year. My blood is boiling! Time to turn it off! #STLCards


What's a Kali's kitten? [She asked, a frown curling on her fair skinned forehead as he showed her the scar] A cat did - (@ScarredTiger)


Learning is key while converting your leaning to someone else is door, so when you do both you will open the door of success.\n\n #x33


I want to slide into the dms but im too fucking shy #shy


@user @thenewshour @user @ndtv @IndiaToday This is hilarious ! Not a Freudian slip, eh !


@Bell @Bell_Support Cancelling home Fibe, Internet and TV this afternoon - as soon as I can arrange alternate Internet. 2/2 #fedup


| At home sick... 🎼The blues🎼 won't cure it so I need ideas 🎸😭 | #sorethroat #sick #blues #music #fallweather #carletonuniversity #ottawa


So nervous I could puke


The best part of this day, Jesus, is to snuggle up in your embrace...to rest in your arms and know you love me...💙❤ #sweetEmbrace #delight


I watch Amyah throw temper tantrums when she gets mad at something and I'm just like damnit that is me and I can't do nothing but laugh 😅


@user turn that frown upside down buddy 🙃.


When you've still got a whole season of Wentworth to watch and a stupid cunt in work ruins it for us 😭😭 @user #raging #oldcunt


Charlotte and a friend just climbed to the top of a windmill! Think the view was easy, breezy, beautiful? @user


@BBCNews 😝 scared of their own horror story they wrote, afraid of the #terror they spread, will #europe start WW3 in 2017 anniversary of WW1


Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory. \n\n#MBMcLisse


At school, my classmate is with me at music class and he sang Hallelujah like, god, with my friend we were breathless.


@user I don't like the statement but I love the optimism


So they #threaten to kill #kapernick for KNEELING. I say every athlete just stop playing until social justice and equality comes forth.


@SkySportsRL i would just get some decent referees


@user my kinda girl pleasing the dick right😍😏


My baskets are better when I'm in a bad mood someone irritate me before practice please


So my Indian Uber driver just called someone the N word. If I wasn't in a moving vehicle I'd have jumped out #disgusted #offended


@Lowetide there is no room for jokes in hockey! This is a serious business where we made up teams to fill out the tournament!


Jorge deserves it, honestly. He's weak. #revolting #90dayfiance


#sober life


Fuking fuming 😤


So I'm not being shady but one of Jongdae's ex rumoured girlfriends is going on WGM I'm not saying I'm over joyed but I'm over joyed #bitter


Delete this shit Josh just screenshotted my snap me


we never taste happiness in perfection, our most fortunate successes are mixed with sadness. #success #perfection #fortunate #mixed


@ManUtd you have had from me over the years is irrelevant. Its an absolute joke. #manutd #ticketing #noloyalty #joke #notimpressed


@user Yikes. The wrath of Maddie...


@Taniel @user That'll be gosh darn terrific if they only check the brown people. Shucks, let's make a law to say only brown people.


Ever put your fist through your laptops screen? If so its time for a new one lmao #rage #anger #hp


A pretty dejected FanCam on the way. #SCFC #TBPTV


-- used as a pawn in this red woman's game] For now, try not to fret and act as if nothing is amiss. This is a royal -- @user


There's many things I don't care about, and many things I do that I don't speak on because it's such a heaviness even when released...


Watch this amazing live.ly broadcast by @user #musically


@tannerfox awe cnt wait to see


@CapehartJ agree! Those latest polls


Sometimes I watch shitty tv to reinforce never giving up cuz if something is that fucking awful on tv, I still stand a chance.


Another raging storm brought on by my own emotions sorry everyone. enjoy the thunder


#picoftheday : How...why... Really... !!\n #funny #picoftheday #lol #random #laugh #chair #of #despair #funnypics #virgin #cafe #i...


People are trying too hard to hate on Cam Newton without understanding his position


Some of these fb comments and/or tweets should make some people realize why black Americans feel the way they do 😳


So angry I wanna cry😢😢😢


Hey no turn over after a kick - way to go Texans! Way to go! #Texans #terrible #noheart


@user It's a rare land octopus. Be very afraid.


#oow16 #sting decent new song


But the lady at the store said I had nice eyelashes so that's good, right? #optimism? @verizon


@NativeApprops @user @user Shew. That was #awful


To give cheerfully.


@WilsonsWorld I was in high school and remember helping neighbors clean up back home in Greenville. Pretty sobering stuff. #sadness


@user Appreciate ur 'half truth.' Don't let ur good judgement swayed in the realm of propaganda. State doesn't sponsor terrorism.


Hate knowing I have to get up at half 5 for gym in the morning it's so depressing


@user why do you even beef Sara you let the anger get the best of you, you and Sagin been friends for how long?


Life is too short so dont shoot it in with worries sadness and grief.


you know cyran still hasn't done makeup based on jeongguk's tiddy like i suggested and i'm #offended


with terrorism a booming industry in Pak and govt. oblivious of the fact wt happens within its territory Talking Kashmir is Deranged


watching this uni reveal is so depressing i miss stingrays :(


@diamonde my heart just sunk.


Bes! You don't just tell a true blooded hoopjunkie to switch a f*c@n' team that juz destroyed your own team. You juz don't! #insult


its been ages since ive had shawarma my stomach is #rejoicing


interesting that we,an Authentic Afghan Restaurant,R getting calls from the media over resent tragedy that happened in NJ@latimes @NBCNews


@BlurtAlerts 'the darkest of nights can be bright, the solemn of faces lights up with a smile'. -@Totemprince believe in me, as I do in you


@user You sound like my husband @user ... he makes hotter and hotter sauce - the fiery torment brings him mouth-joy! 🔥


He showed us a really lively performance, with a lot of different emotions, not just sticking to one. And that's freaking awesome.


what happened to breezy


I seem to alternate between 'sleep-full' and sleepless nights. Tonight is a sleepless one. 😕 #insomnia #anxiety #notfair


@user @user however, REI did offer me the job today as well. Can't believe how exponentially freaking joyous I feel...!!!


@user are you guys still down? When can we go up?


doese reading help depression or is it another form of escapism


a #monster is only a #monster if you view him through


@user so leafy can roast the Pokemon go kid but not you what an outrage that just means that he is more relevant than y-I mean kisses


Good morning! Welcome the new day into your life and your heart #mindfulness #smile #zen


@user @user @user @user @user @user @user Bahahahaha Dean looks hilarious and damn I got fat


Wanna pop some pills, sedate myself, and wake up tomorrow.


@bt_uk why does tracking show my equipment delivered, when it wasn't? Why is my service suddenly delayed? We've already 3 weeks.


Recommended reading: Prisoners of Hate by Aaron Beck


@user No, they aren't. Episodes are animated during the week before they air.


@user only good thing in madden is DC


@user True. We were rejoicing the fact that we signed a quality young CB but we need one more at least. @MarcBartra ? mebbe :P


@user Your stomach growl woke you up, huh?


@user @citizentvkenya @OfficialJMbugua but at what price. The near misses are too many, am afraid it may translate into something else


@Samkingftw ew omg that is so grim


That's an awful miss from Rooney.


@eileen_davidson on RHOBH, you just do not want to assume an affair while you were married so you criticize @user


@nerdist How cool would it be if @user animated the scene


I wanna go to fright fest with squad


#Pain is an aspect of #human evolution; the evolution of #consciousness. #attachments #desire #apathy #sentimentality #tears #fury #anger #O


Lea doing a mini set tour of glee my heart just cried tears of happiness and sadness


@user #rage?? The #CrookedCourt said #rage MANY times to explain away the brutal killings of #Petits by #Hayes & #Komisarjevsky


BLUES with BOB HADDRELL & Guests\nFri 23rd Sep 8:30pm - 11:00pm #blues #free #TunbridgeWells


I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.


I know this is going to be one of those nights where it takes an Act of God to fall asleep.


@SouthernRailUK delays from Streatham Cmn to Clap Junc & now train took 20 mins for 9 mins journey. Missed 2 trains to Reading #fuming


I'm not saying he might be like big foot but it might be like natural biological father says blood boiling if he cross


*violently screams at the four winds* WE AINT EVER GETTING OLDER *cute jovial rhythm starts* *moves hips along and waves arms in the air*


i am SO anxious all the time leaving the house is horrid


I don't get that my parents literally don't see how unhappy I been lately


@user salaams ma'am, how r u ma'am? May ALLAH protect u from sadness, illness, harm & nazr-e-bad. AAMEEN. Stay Blessed ma'am.


@CapehartJ agree! Those latest polls #alarming


@user She developed her 'forced smile'. I can force myself to describe it 'a little hearty maybe, sanki biraz':)


@user I have 12 & that's the only one I didn't like 😂 mine comes out patchy. It's the only dark color by her I have tho.


Zephaniah 3:17 He surely is rejoicing over us with singing...such romance and so needed today!!


It's better to be wetter than it is to be dry' jesus christ Val don't be shy hen 😂😂 #GBBO


I'm a cheery ghost.


Just found out tonight my son will not be doing practical work counting towards his GCSE exam. OK then! I thought STEM was all the rage??


Do you think humans have the sense for recognizing impending doom? #anxiety


@user This is so lovely! Or I am frightened, not sure which! But, wow!


@user @user tfw ur fans panic cuz they think u cut ur hair


Sanatana Lopez is definitely me 😂 #glee


Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.' - Abraham Lincoln


Could not be happier!! #happy


my dogs making the most RIDICULOUS sounds right now its like a high pitched gargle-y growl


[ @user ] *she would frown a bit, folding her arms* 'why is it that every time I'm in need of assistance someone expects a lil **


Scott Dann injured aka my worst nightmare


Wow just watched Me Before You and it was seriously one of the most depressing movies of my life


The war is right outside your door #USAToday


@Joey7Barton I remember Joey slagging England player's off bringing out books after crap tournaments..same same..crap player


this country is going to go to crap no matter who wins this november, isnt it? The more i learn of both the more despondent i am of future


No one wants to win the wild card because you have to play the Cubs on the road.


Last @LGCanada product I buy - I promise! Absolutely #terrible #CustomerService


@user I'm sorry about your loss... no one should ever give you shit for taking your time to mourn. No matter how long it takes.


@user if not filming, @TobiasMenzies smile! please. :)


Just watched Django Unchained, Other people may frown, but I titter in delight! 2/5


@user Thank you for that, the notification came in the nick of time to cheer me up - have to re-tweet


Missing the 500th test match today , not able to witness it like watching it in India #shy #indvsnz #500thTest @BCCI


If i start growing out my mustache now, I can be Pablo Escobar for Halloween!!!


Came in to work today 1.5 hours late.1st thing I hear: 'Ma'am,the big boss has been waiting for you in his office.' #panic #hateBeingLate 😩😪


@user lol. DK has actually dropped from top of the table, surprisingly Arms Warrior is top of the DPS at the moment #shocking


Transform your hardship(s) into a burning #desire to succeed. Never #fear #failure, without it there would be no #success. $SPX #FinTech


ya girl is #bitter


Oh daaaaaaamn @user #getitgirl #girlpower #rawr #ChicagoPD


@user i dont understand why u do videos every week spend time with your family instead of working on horror #takeabreak


#Sports Top seed Johnson chases double delight at Tour Championship


Accept challenges in life, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory.


Just wish I was appreciated for all I do! When is it my turn to be taken care of!! I want a break!! #tired #lost


@VodafoneUKhelp @VodafoneUK wow!! My bill is £44.77 and hav a text from u to prove that and you have taken £148!!!!! #swines #fuming #con!


@questlove when are people going to realize that these 'riots' are just perpetuating hate. Saying you're going to boycott a city!?! #lost


When the surfer girl and i don't speak the same language anymore.. #justsaying #sadness


Got paid to vacuum up rat poop. (-: never a dull day in the biology department ...


If purging was real, Kenya would be the country where the elite purge from choppers while the low-class cower under their beds for 12 hours


Still waiting to see if my @user will make an appearance next week - two months today it was ordered #shocking #badservice


i am about to find the sadness in graham's lyrics


It's an exhilarating feeling. Working hard and feeling accomplished whether they notice or not--- you feel fu*king good 🤑


In the name of our Lord & Saviour Harambe we pray, bless all apes across the world.\n\nHear our solemn oaths and pardon sympathetic hominids.


@user hi lovely brownie, MM is calling me tuppytupperware.. its awful


@Ms_HeartAttack holy shit it just a bee sting like fuck you're not dying


Gonna be a loooooong year as a Browns fan. Longer than normal and that's #sad


@user @cnnbrk tell that to your bodies cheering on the deaths of black people by cops. their fear is killing us.


I hate when it's gloomy outside because it always gets me in a depressing mood


@5SOS I swear I will not go mourn because😭😭💔💔


The last few weeks have been dreadful. opening up of old #wounds. the #gossip of others/evil that spill from thier lips #melancholy #sadnnes


Pro Tip: Go back to work when your kid reaches 20 mos old. Stay home any longer, and you'll be absolutely miserable with the .


The jovial laughter that Trump and his lackeys showed when Don King used the N word was a truly bizarre sight


Congrats to #Nicole #bb18 ... Fix that nose now 😒💁🏻 #petty


@user yup. He can celebrate and no he doesn't hesitate


Nawaz Sharif is getting more funnier than @kapilsharmak9 day by day. #laughter #challenge #kashmir #baloch


Oi @THEWIGGYMESS you've absolutely fucking killed me.. 30 mins later im still crying with laughter.. Grindah.. Grindah... 🤓 hahahahahahaha


why do i have such a thing for dark curly hAIR


i'll get my revenge soon


one month til someone's bday and i think it's time to flaunt that I got them something pretty awesome


Where are some great places to listen to blues? #nightlife #NightLifeENT #blues #jazz #gatewayarch #stlouis #washingtonave


@user 'That is a disappointment.'\n\nHe fakes a pout, then starts to chuckle.


@user it's ok champ you'll make it I'm cheering you on from a far


How can America be so openly embracing racism.


@user I love how playful you guys are becoming -- both on- and offline! 🚗 🚕 🚙 #beepbeep


@user 'Kylie, you know me. I won't take no for answer for this kind of things...' *he would smirk and start on the crust.*


2 biggest fears: incurable STD's and pregnancy...I mean, they're basically the same thing anyway #forlife #annoying #irritation #weirdsmells


Y'all really insult coz of soccer??? Lmao, wow!!!!!!


@user regardless, lets say he has a permit. The permit doesn't excuse or allow him to threaten an officer(expressed or implied)w/ it.


@user \n> #terrorism coffee addict\n> blocks cats, writers, artists and hedonists


@ErinAndrews I ❤you on DWTS You make my night every show! 😘 #hilarious


I hate having ideas but being too afraid to share them 😔


@user @DLoesch Modern Day book-burning without all that awful guilt. Oh, and now with more gleeful social sharing for the a$$hats.


Icon is pochama.\nHe is very cute and easily elated.


@user Did you even give out any pizzas ? Serious fail #hungry #hangry


I just killed a spider so big it sprayed spider guts on me like a horror movie.\n#ugh #revenge


Connivers blind to existential fury


@CornerBakery Sorry I missed you :) I stayed up late working and pondering life


Have the producers of @soverybritish ever been outside of their country? These are universal problems. #worldwide #anxiety


we never taste happiness in perfection, our most fortunate successes are mixed with sadness. #success #sadness #perfection #fortunate #mixed


@user Maybe if it was transgender the media would cover it


@user @lokiscottishrap So much animosity towards Loki who is fighting the same battle as you. Surely not the best use of energy.


Nice Idea collect all relevant socialmedia in one-But dont be automatic pls #worldsapp ⬅ #chirp #appsworld #socialmedia @user merci🎈


Coworker: 'That happened to a friend of mine once, but with guns instead of babies.' #workplace #hilarity


I gave up on the U20 Rugby bet on the Roosters! #cheering #nrl


Boycotting @DunkinDonuts till butter pecan comes back. I am furious


This maybe a new start but it will always be align with the end. #forward


THIS BOOK IS FRICKING INSANE LIKE HOLY CRAP.


@Apple thanks for ios10 update, even the best app @telegram freezing and crashing on SE.


its been ages since ive had shawarma my stomach is


Could not be happier!!


@user Russian mistrust of the U.S is well justified & the precaution they've taken are very prudent.


and I think some of our most spiritually weighty experiences came, counterintuitively and recognized in hindsight, in levity and daily grace


Trying to loveee somebody, just wanna love somebody right now, guess there's just no pleasing me


what does everyone have against sparkling water?!? such a bomb drink when you mix it with stuff


@ajjaffe @user @user I was under the impression that stop and frisk was a concern to many in NYC. Didn't deBlasio rein it in?


I have a job interview with @BarclaysUK in Loughborough next month !!!


When a guy comes on the train that smells like a mixture of a damp dog, old sweat and sewage works!!!! #gross #getoffthetrain #smelly


To com sede de milk shake


@user I know, right? I had a tinge of the same thought. Glad it's Six from BSG, though. Happy the show stayed consistent after break.


On the drive home today I heard a censored version of Spirits by The Strumbellas. 'Guns' replaced with 'dreams'. Just NO. #censorship


@user Awesome. My 9 yr old grandson runs cross country. No Simon Whitfield but still a lot of fun cheering him on.


The best revenge is massive success. –Frank Sinatra


Epicurus~ The man least dependent upon the morrow goes to meet the morrow most cheerfully.


@user Spent months arranging swap , new jobs etc, now I've found out she's been leading me on a merry dance. #fuming with her


@user @user it's sad but now we are making our own children vulnerable to the same terror.


I bet @user is fuming with our draw 👀


Loved @Bethenny independence msg on @user be happy & fulfilled within yourself & positivity will flock to you #happy #independent


Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear. –George Addair #ThursdayThoughts #yourpushfactor #life #quote


First College Math Test tomorrow


Awe produces gratitude, gratitude instills joy, & the harvest of joy is contentment.' \n\n–@PaulTripp #awe 😭😭😭


I can never find the exact #emoji that I'm after at the exact moment that I need it


sixth form has destroyed my glowing skin im fuming


I Don't know what make #Pakistan fear more their #terrorist or their #TerrorStatePak


Beginning the process to see if working is an option. #mentalhealth #complexptsd


“The essential Saltes of Animals may be\nArkham’s large outfit from any effects he\nI rejoice that you continue in ye


@user or in my case a raging moody cow lol why i buy moody cow socks lol


@user I think that yawning actor died of a drug overdose.


340:892 All with weary task fordone.\nNow the wasted brands do glow,\nWhilst the scritch-owl, scritching loud,\n#AMNDBots


This uber driver TRIED it with me & he'll feel my wrath


@user Wagging his tail at the praise, he paused, tilting his head as she took the frisbee from him, letting out a playful -


The voice is all about Miley and Alicia this year. No longer about the contestants. #sad @user


@user you are a cruel, cruel man. #therewillbeblood


Kernel panic = sweating, sneezing, hiccuping, snot, tears, crying. Clearly my body has an issue with chilli.


@user @audubonsociety Oh yes, males are colourful and the Females are dull, so that they can blend in to their environment.


Never a dull moment when talking to Nell 😂😂😂😂😋


@user #MSM is rejoicing that they've fooled us with these body doubles for so long & now her death is a secret. Just like Hawkings


I feel so blessed to work with the family that I nanny for ❤ nothing but love & appreciation, makes me smile.


@user your nightmare


Loving #Pitch so far !! 🤗🤗🤗 @user @user #chills


its a gloomy day, im cuddled in my bed watching brendon covering songs and i couldnt be more relaxed or happy 😋


#Appreciate what you have & enjoy your life. \nUse your #smile 😃 to help others use theirs. ☺


What terrible thing to see and have no vision-\n\nHelen Keller-\n\n-Begin with the end in mind-\n\nStephen Covey-\n\n#whereareugoing #relentless


@user thanks brotein shake 😈😈😈


Men in rage strike those that wish them best. #emotions #negative #positive #wish #strike #martial #arts #control #believe #best #hope


@user she's so sweet & playful 😍


@user < feel this precious pleasure. 'Harder..' He whispered almost breathless and his index finger stroked along his waistband >


I hate freaking out and ruining things.


On my life I'll never understand why anyone would pay money to see @LifeOfDesiigner #terrible


@user @user he didn't sting me luckily. He just flew off happy and drunk. Lolololol


My friend just messaged me 'ugh I'm so hungry I can't wait for breakfast' #socialmedia #WineWednesday #funny #laughing


@user It's -terrible-! We're going to the local fish/chip place in Kirribilli


It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.\n #funny #pun #punny #lol


#FF @user Love & support, always!! Eliza Neals ROCKS!! #blues #music #friends 😎🎸


Okay you've annoyed me, you haven't done a good job there at all.


@user @BreitbartNews If 3 people are in a country of 300 million - you are going to RUIN the whole country over 3 people?


@user No sense in taking out your wrath on innocent people because you think police shot an innocent man. #MakeAmericaSafeAgain


Some People hate nothing more than a happy confident person. Never mind #happy #confident


@user Now that's what I call a gameface! #gameface #intimidate


All hell is breaking loose in Charlotte. #CharlotteProtest #anger #looting


I #rejoice in following your statutes as one rejoices in great riches. -Psalm 119:14 #TheBible


So I'm not being shady but one of Jongdae's ex rumoured girlfriends is going on WGM I'm not saying I'm over joyed but I'm over joyed


Town is lively. Something happen?


Historically Japanese have always been into #jazz and #blues. The 70s dark age of jazz big names like C.C. & M.D. were surviving on Tokyo.


Ive learnt that a #smile and good #morning goes a long way, and saying #thankyou goes even further. #quote #retweet #inspire


Not written for African-American\n\nNo refuge could save the hireling and slave\nFrom the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave,


Is that hurting..? [Features get a tad somber while attempting to sense @user temperature]


Never switched up, stayed down this the same person since day one.


0 excitement for this weekend just pure dread


@Delta stuck on runway after being diverted to Fargo. Continuously told just 10 more mins for the past 4 hours. No food/water offered #awful


Greatest sign of trust is me giving you my laptop or phone without hesitation


Stk is expensive but i'f rather take a bigger female there than tiff. You all see how slim she is and how she loves to eat.


@user Huh! It's always my fault isn't it >:( #sulk


Just died from laughter after seeing that😂😭😂😭


Stupid people piss me off...busted my ass...and my coworker takes off with all the tips...thnx for nothing #angry #thatsmyluck


@user I make sacrifices to make you happy


Has anyone else had a bad experience with Poundstretcher? #nightmare firm


Sometimes the support network is causing the damage. \n\n#support #Damaged #alone #tired #lost #hurt #nojustice #depression #surivivor #NoMore


I'm about to block everyone everywhere posting about the storm. I think everyone is aware of the damn rain and what not so quit. #damn #rage


After becoming boiling hot, after slowly melting, my heart is frozen.


@user you should get some @user delight


Been up since 4am. Too scared to go back to sleep #nightmare — feeling scared


These people irritate tf out of me I swear 🙄 I'm goin to sleep ✌🏾


@dcexaminer Democrats and their voters have zero tolerance for honesty. They associate honesty with anger and hate.


@user @user 🙂ty I often conflate the two depression + sadness, but they are very different. This q reminded me of that #mhchat


Someone throw a snap dance party for LO. Rest Up big Homie 🙏🏾


“Dyslexia is the affliction of a frozen genius.”― Stephen Richards


@user you came in at silly o'clock and woke me up that's what happened #wasted


#firsttweetever sippin #hotchocolate wondering #why I finally gave in <3 haha #hellloooootwitter - ...its because #facebookisforfamily


@user call me now I'm laying in my bed moping like I intend to do for the next 2 months.


@user @user @user @user @user @user average 22000 for the massif... #shocking


That was a lovely story to actually see Ruth and hubby who won the cashcow @user was so funny when she left the phone #happy 😊


#AnthonyWeiner #DISTRACTION #what is really going on? #selection #election #Syria #terrorism #race #riots #GasCrisis2016 #NoDAPL #rape


@MacEngelProf as a fact for levity, movie theaters on Post actually did play the N.A when I served; was the best part of movies like TheHulk


@user @user @user I once hooked them up backward. Not recommended. #smoke #panic


@user #VoteYourConscience or succumb to #fear? 'He is #scary, he is #dangerous!' -@HillaryClinton's #alarmist #PATRIOTACT platform.


How's it possible to go from cheery earlier to the worst mood possible now🙄


@user just die depression.


@user @user you got hacked on your gaming channel grim by evil wood clowns yesterday September 20 and September 21 today


I wonder what American city will be next to protest about police shootings. Who's next? Smh. #whenwillitstop #howmanymoretimes


i might have #hysteria ,i don't kno if it's just #anxiety or both,..need a diagnosis cuz somethin' is messed up,need ert bu i nvr come out


Will you #dedicate today to #love or #fear ? It is your #choice in each #moment . - Archangel Michael. #archangel #michael


It feel like we lost a family member🙄😂


Not untill today has anyone ever said to me they remember what I had on over 7 years ago when they met me n liked me since #cutealert


T minus 10 hours till I meet with a designer who wants me to model his new fashion line 😬😶 #nervous!!!


By officialy adopting #BurhanWani, a #Hizbul terrorist, #Pakistan n #NawazSharif hv md a cardinal mistake 2day tht'll haunt fr years. #UNGA


Go follow #beautiful #Snowgang ♥@Amynicolehill12 ♥ #Princess #fitness #bodyposi #haircut #smile #Whitegirlwednesday


@user been better. It's really stupid don't worry


I feel ghastly and I'm really hoping it's just a post-birthday slump. Back to full research mode tomorrow either way.


I am beyond mad that I lost track of a brown spider in my brown carpet. Where did you go? 🕷 will be sneaking up on me #frightened


I'm so nervous


@user two congressional hearings in USA stopped financial aid to Pak and asked it to prove that it is doing enough to stop terrorism 1n


My #Fibromyalgia has been really bad lately which is not good for my mental state. I feel very overwhelmed #anxiety #bipolar #depression


@user true...\nThey r burning with other's pleasure!\nPpl in true love happiness everywhere _😃


@user @user i just read it and it's so fun??!!!! So lighthearted and cheerful, i was right, it's a double cavity for me.


A Lysol can got stuck in spray position and we're all slowly suffocating from the trash can that smells like a Febreeze factory.


Candice's standing pout face aggravates me every week


Research has determined 70% of #laughter is actually #anxiety.


When you forget to mention you were bought dreamboys tickets 🙄😂 #raging


@user @user @user Sorry for the levity if at all inappropriate but this combined with my love of Charlotte reminds me rn...


@annafifield @washingtonpost all hands on deck at the post and in the msm as trump starts to lead in oh, fla, NC, NV, CO. #panic


@user He just has that way of thinking, he wants absolute hope born from absolute despair.


That goes the #alarm


Our soldiers in war zones are held to a higher level of rules of engagement than our police officers. #sad


What do Aquila, Ajahnae, and Euriechsa have in common besides ridiculously stupid,horrible,ugly, God awful names? Tracey IS NOT their father


@user door and cleared his throat, trying to dispel any nervousness he had left.


“Optimism may sometimes be delusional, but pessimism is always delusional.” —Alan Cohen #believe


@JuliaHB1 Bloody right #fume


Do not grow weary of doing good' a lasting legacy @billclinton @ClintonGlobal #CGI2016 #thankfulmoment @user


The ecosystem is meant to break thru the wall of #apprehension. It's easy to follow a fave music star & watch their goings on–but #dentists?


Oii oiii, @Louis_Tomlinson !! \nTHANK YOU for always making me smile ! MY BIRTHDAY is in 16 days. 🎉 Mind following me as a gift ? 🎁 X225,884


I highly suggest if you are looking online for a company to help you send you're package overseas..DO NOT EVER EVER USE @user #horrid


Fucking gutted, disheartened & so pissed off.Gone from 1 off the toughest most resolute defences to the worst & most shambolic #SCFC #STOHUL


@WalshFreedom sadly, that idiot completely overlooks the facts . He had a gun pointed at police. Are they that stupid?That should be ignored


Fear blocks blessings, faith unlocks them. #ManUp #fear #faith


Get to work and there's a fire drill. #fire #burning #outthere #inthedark


Being abroad is causing me to make spontaneous decisions and not worry about things which is good, but the type A part of me is fuming


Well i did hear once before that girls are attracted to men that look like their dad! 👌 #serious


Boys Dm me pictures of your cocks! The best one will get uploaded! ☺💦💦 #Cumtribute #dm #snap #snapchat #snapme #nudes #dickpic #cocktribute


From what I know of the man, I have to assume that @user has had a heated argument with his own penis.


“Winners are not afraid of losing. But losers are. Failure is part of the process of success. People who avoid failure also avoid success.'


Why would Enrique sub off busquet?


He's seriously so frustrating sometimes! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ #ugh #raging


“The immense importance of football is sometimes scary. When you don’t win you are responsible for so many unhappy people.” - Arsene Wenger


and apparently he's supposed to have a Scottish accent??? I'm


Only God knows why things happen, sometimes it's just hard to understand. #prayingforyou


@user literally Nicole already had her chance and she played shitty both seasons. #bitter


@user awe I'm sorry! I have 2 dogs 3 cats & a snake


@user thanks for playing Crock Pot Going #radio #blog #blues #music #indiemusic


#EFT is the single most effective tool I've learned in 40 years of being a therapist-Dr. Curtis A. Steele (psychiatrist) #stress


@user @user @user how many sex cases u need before u guys learn UBER is shocking to the consumer unregulated


@Groupon_UK who do I contact about a shocking experience with Clear Sky Holidays booked through you guys?? #customerservicefail #dreadful


Stuck in a infuriate scrum about hegemonists. #scrum #scrum #Stuck


and for inconsolable Oxford academics - 'Brussels should just ignore the #Brexit vote and tell the UK it can't leave the EU....ever....wah'


I can't mourn Kid Cudi cause we have Travis Scott...


@user I despair at this madness! It's beyond #shocking it's cold blooded murder! How long will #SouthAfrica stand by &watch #WorldRhinoDay


@eileen_davidson on RHOBH, you just do not want to assume an affair while you were married so you criticize @user #awful


Trying to make a #better_world is #depressing when it's a #failure -__-


@user @user @MetroUK not at all surprised unf, getting partially sighted Mum & pushchair on trains a nightmare #ignorantpublic


@user Sweet! #optimism


yesterday i finished watching penny dreadful and from all the beautiful things i saw one question remains: were the writers HIM's fans?


Rap that will Cut other raper's throat. Who said that? @Paedeezy #badd #wicked. #bright city lights


@user AND his momma was worse than Tony sopranos momma #wow #history #major


Didn't concede yet but having a nightmare at the back #MUFC


My ukulele bag has fallen apart. 😐 WELLL AT LEAST my life hasn't yet!!


@user With a frown, she let's out a distraught 'Gardevoir' saying that she wishes she had a trainer


@user be nice if the Texans could hold onto the ball to give fuller and Hopkins a chance!!! #TNF


Pops are joyless, soulless toys which look nearly identical. They are the perfect expression of consumerism. 'I enjoy this franchise'


@user @user @TheDrum Anychance of addressing the communication I sent to you yesterday??? I still haven't had any contact #shocking


Looking nice forward to playing at Paper Dress Vintage in Hackney this evening - get there early as I'll be on at 8pm! @user #blues


Thiza!!! What happens now when you tell him you're pregnant via home test & nurse later tells you it's a false alarm & BaE is too excited🙊


MY CAR IS DENTED FROM THE HAIL sad


Most people never achieve their goals because they are afraid to fail.


Seeing huge or really full backpacks on people fills me with anxiety


#terribledebatequestions has given me so many laughs this afternoon! Thanks Twitter! #cleverpeople


@user apparently you are to contact me. Sofas were meant to be delivered today. Old ones gone. Sitting on floor. No sofas!


@user @user (like, hope i didn't offend with my commentary - it wasn't what I was intending!)


@user literally Nicole already had her chance and she played shitty both seasons.


I miss doing nothing someone I care about and attacking their face with kisses. #foreveralone #bitter 😩


@MoviesTVNetwork Wow, did you get a really good buy on a bunch of '70's movies? There were bad then and are worse now!


A hearty Jonza! to all my friends and follower.


The boys rejoice as badger corner has been reclaimed for our first social of the year #cluboftheyear


@user *she let out a playful gasp and slowly wrapped her arms around his neck, kissing him back*


People who cheer for sports teams completely outside of New Jersey or PA piss me off


Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory. -George S. Patton


@user @MrsFridayNext It is very specific areas only. I care like 0% about clothes, much to my mother's dismay.


Dear hipster behind me at the game I am finding it very hard to pay attention while you talk about the politics of grapes of wrath. SHUT UP!


When your body says FUCK YOU BITCH, You ain't sleeping\n #sleep #cantsleep #drained


@Varneyco @user I agree. Rioters destroy property, injure citizens, and threaten lives. We need a zero tolerance policy on riots.


Recording some more #FNAF and had to FaceTime my mum to let her know I was okay after I let out a high pitched scream 😂 #suchagirl


Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it. ― W. Somerset Maughm


#happiness #recipe: an open mind, #laughter, a kind #heart & #optimism


Skydive booked 😁😁 #nervous 🛩


@user @user hmm, don't know many yf who are short on confidence! Wish I'd been one,


Just Laying Here, Can't Sleep 4 Some Reason


What we think, we become. -Buddha #recovery #addiction #sober #sobriety


@user @AngelicaMcD I hope to now see some levity, light, romance and happiness come Stitch and Abby's way after such a long hard road.


Dentist just said to me' I'm going to numb your front lip up so it'll feel as if you've got lips like Pete Burns!...... She was right


Be strong & courageous. Do not be terrified or discouraged, for the LORD your God will be with you wherever you go.


Heyyyy warriors!!!!! #anxiety #panicattacks


@user (2) Watch out for ppl who have been filled w/ impotent rage over time - they can be led to do just about anything


@user passed away early this morning in a fast and furious styled car crash as he was leaving an ATL strip club. That's rough stuff


@user — a low growl escaping him. Oh oh.


TheNiceBot: melbjs ;) Here is a smile and a wink from across the web. #TheNiceBot


Just had #efficient #great #smiling service @user store. Impressive team of geniuses ready to redefine what customer service is!


@user @user taking offense to acount...he ranks 32 of 36 over last 2 years by SABR


Cuz even the bible talks about the son coming back with a fiery sword he got from his mother. They just called her a whore in revelations


Gonna be a loooooong year as a Browns fan. Longer than normal and that's


Like I said ➡ there's plenty of cheddar in the cheese to go around! For everyone. ☺ #smile


Lisa: Getting what you want all the time will ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless.


Hey folks sorry if anything offensive got posted on here yesterday my account got hacked. All fixed now though. I hope :-/ #annoyed


@user @user The problem is that right wing extremist terror groups aren't given coverage, press not interested


Bojack Horseman: the saddest show ever written?? #depression #season1


It's a Moving Day! #stress #panic #hope


Bon on allume madden


@lebara - worst possible decision I could have made when arriving in the UK. Shocking service. Poor coverage.


shy glizzy - ride 4 u🎧


The more videos @PanicAtTheDisco post, the more i am convinced i might should not have done that #fear #Brendonati


—but he just can't. He feels tired but also restless. So here he now, scrolling his own music player, playing some music through his—


Arguing with these people doesn't work anyway, they just threaten to put you in death camps.


@RossKemp Omg that is just horrific. Something needs to be done. 😢


Tasers immobilize, if you taser someone why the fuck do you need to shoot them one second later?! This is really sick! #rage #wtf #murder


@user Just to help maintain and boost our status as a world class centre for education, culture and tolerance. #outrage


Connie's fuming at Bake Off and went 'fuck this I'm starting on the vodka'


@user I dont have to sit here and take this from u spry young children


Synth backing tracks = sadness\n#depresspop #dark #+++ #alt #fuckingmeup


@user blacks are good at provoke them selfs blaming on white when black cops shooting blacks


Indian time it's already ur birthday @user Have a stupendous birthday. Wish you more success, laughter and lots of love. Hugs. x


Thanks for ripping me off again #Luthansa €400 not enough for a one way flight to man from Frk then €30 for a bag then free at gate #awful


someone come to fright world w me🤗🤗


Love your new show @driverminnie


Jeans with fake pockets


Romero, Rojo, Blind, Memphis, Rooney. This is nearly a starting line up I’d wanna punch in the face rather than shake their hand.


@user oh dear I have to watch this the woman with the pout did well


Ugh I want to punch a wall every time I have to use @windows 10. Literally the worst product ever made #windows10 #awful #killme


The irony and hilarity of making Taylor Lautner super cold all the time is not lost on me. God I missed this show 😂#ScreamQueens


@user something, too confused to type an entire word 😜 See, I can laugh again. My hour of sadness has almost passed


Men in rage strike those that wish them best. #rage #emotions #negative #positive #wish #strike #martial #arts #control #believe #best #hope


@user Yeah, but bad part is the #terrorism #terror Muslims won't be the ones leaving #ObamaLegacy #nationalsecurity #disaster #Obama


@user I'm not surprised, I would be fuming! 😤


@tomsteinfort expected i thought


I'm just doing what u should b doing just minding my business and grinding relentless @LITO615


Virtually every statement by other countries at UN has referred to #terror as main threat to peace, #Pak still in denial: MEA.


When ya'll talkin about you know who I don't know who ya'll talkin bout, I'm on the new shit....chuckin up ma deuces......🔥🔥 #kanye


#Success awaits on the other side of your #fear & that's only in your#head-JesusChristEmpowersRightThinking-ASK #fitness #weightlifting


After this news I'm supposed to be so damn happy and rejoicing but I'm here like 😩😔😭😞


Today's alarm shows how unprepared professors and students are when it comes to emergency protocols. We don't know where to go @CalStateLA


It's not going to break you it's just going to shake you


@Cory_Bonini AP didn't have a productive week 1 or 1st half against GB and Kalil is horrible! @Vikings D is its strongest asset currently.


The Car' (1977)\nA middle of the road #horror film that in the hands of a better filmmaker could've been a hell of a lot better. 5/10


@user @user Hey Michael! Thanks for following up, yeah I think you'd be a terrific contrib. Looping in assoc ed Juliana


it's sad when you talk to someone about ya past n how it fucked you up and then they do the same thing like people really don't have hearts


@user The hilarity of you people not realising that racism is racism regardless of whether one uses choice words is hilarious.


@user I agree. Btw, have u seen Ep22, Granger, O? That was the episode when I knew Anna was coming back, the conversation at start.


3 Styles to Love now at Zales! Three sparkling styles to love! Stop by and shop in store today.


I have 1000 rabid grizzly bears I'm going to scatter in neighborhoods all over America.\n\nThey're poor refugees!\n\n#InYourNeighborhoodNotDC


Had a conversion with a random fellow passenger on a #melbourne @metrotrains yesterday evening #astounded #youwouldntreadaboutit


Guy across from me in a really ugly suit cannot stop expressing his displeasure


@user I often imagine hoe our moon would feel meeting the jovial moons which are all special


@NandosSA just received order from @user & the chips are under cooked & half raw!!! Usually best part of the meal #notcool


My mind always seems to work its best at night


@user resent


watching my first Cage of Death and my word this is tremendous


@user hi little late to lost girl but think you awesome from South Afrikaans:-)


Watch this amazing live.ly broadcast by @user #lively #musically


Come here, let me do whatever I do with it. #dismal


Panpiper playing Big River outside The Bridges in SR1 #outrage


Dark, dense, and exhilarating come the finale, #HellOrHighWater is a gripping watch.


@user SPARKLES, proud little huff. Still posing mind you.


im so mad about power rangers. im incensed. im furious.


BibleMotivate: Are you worrying/worried?\n1Peter 5:7\nThrow all your worry on him, because he cares for you.#faith #leadership #worry #mindfu…


@user Welcome to the dark honey !


It's always over.. until I'm no longer sober... then it feels like I wana start over #UL


@user If that's messin I can't wait to see #serious !! Brilliant stuff


not only was that the worst @EGX that's I've attended but worth one of the worst cons I've been to in the last 5 years #terrible


@user it's a step up from boiling broccoli tbh


I'm excited for the #FirstDayofFall & the rest of the season. I have 2 #Halloween #scare events I'm covering for @user in the next week


#Trump is #afraid of the big, bad #Hillary. #election #PresidentialDebate #PresidentialElection2016 #orangehitler #skip #hide #coward


 ughh I just want all this to be over.. it's like a nightmare! can we all just get along?


@tmz @HarveyLevinTMZ Hell hath no fury like a women scorned. It's the affair. Not the parenting


need to sta dating again.I m bored #redheadteen #boldandbeautiful #lost #500aday single men dating Schkeuditz


@user I think sadness is felt very strongly physically and mentally. It feels like it takes over and it's hard to focus at work #MHChat


So I wished my sis 12 midnight but received no reply from her. My 2nd sis JUST wished her, got a reply. You know who's the fav


@user that's what lisa asked before she started raging at me, 'can I call you?' heh


@user Your foot is frowning.


@MariamVeiszadeh why sick. I am rejoicing that it is only half


Wee cunts playing chappy in my street, got my shoes on so I can chase and scare the fuck out of them


jasperino - buoyant - Session.Six


♪OLD FISH


On my way rejoicing, to the pulpit @ Park City Baptist Church, Surrey BC. for Midweek Service.


@user #CureForInsomnia And the left said WE were all doom & gloom. The Trump Train is so much more fun!


just waggled my eyebrows up and down at the baby and she burst out laughing i love her haha


People you need to look up the definition of protest. What you are doing is not protesting is called vandalism. #stop


#Question of the #day: what are some of your #nervous #habits? (biting fingernails, tapping your foot, clenching your teeth...)


Some questions you get on Twitter make you want to despair. We've been so battered. We complain but aren't convinced things could be better.


Tasers immobilize, if you taser someone why the fuck do you need to shoot them one second later?! This is really sick! #wtf #murder


Life's too short to be frowning for so long


Better mood today! Bring me #teasing, #flirting, #xdressers, #laughter, and #roleplayers! Also #confessions and #secrets @user


#Violence doesn't fix violence. #pain and #anger are the same reaction in the brain. Cure the pain and the anger will go away.


#food #деньги #smile microsoft_.net_framework_4.5.1_full_plus_by_gora


@user --while being animated much more recently technology-wise which makes for a very nice combination/look)


@user any time a man who got paid to throw temper tantrums speaks up, you gotta listen.


Caballero's passing remains absolutely dreadful I see!


Just had to reverse half way up the woods to collect the dog n I've never even reverse parked in my life 🙄


I have another test tonight #nervous


@user hahaha and u da best bro ever luv u hearty hearts


@user Loool understand the pessimism but it will 😂


HartRamsey'sUPLIFT If you're still discouraged it means you're listening to the wrong voices & looking to the wrong source.Look to the LORD!


Why is it always me picking up the pieces :/ #angry


Can we go back 2 weeks and start again ?? This is seriously dreadful


@user #spooky night at #disney #fortwilderness campground #disneyworld #powerfailure #dark


I wish harry would start tweeting people again


I can be so shy but once I come out of my shell that's it 😂


What a #lively #lovely #shower 😇 ..


Not setting an alarm to nap >>


Gen 8:21 NIV—The Lord smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I… lifelong depravity


A @user not turning up? Why am I not surprised. Late for work again! #fuming


When you get to a point as an officer that you are in fear for your life you sir need to change professions


Inadequacy slithers from her ears and wraps itself around her neck like the boys she wants to love her. #mpy #vss #quote #depression #poetry


@user @user and it's Kelvin Mackenzie tomorrow... #shudder DontBuyTheSun


will i ever get the nerve to quit the restaurant ??? find out tonite on glee!


@user they never posted stuff like this?????\ni mean i was able to scroll over it so it wasnt a big deal but it was #shocking


And im not even going to get into how its discriminatory to several religions which mandate its followers to let their hair dread.


Hey NASCAR fans. Are you going to the race in Loudon this weekend? Why not stop by New Day Diner for a great hearty breakfast before you go


The word happiness would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.


The fact I haven't had to wear a bra for a week and knowing I'll have to start wearing one again after tomorrow is depressing 🙄🙄


So fucking mad my blood boiling.


@user we have the same age and you're 1000 times more beautiful than me! #sad 😂


@user I don't think I've ever moved so fast in a panic in all my life 😂 Gave me such a fright 😓


People that smoke cigarettes irritate my soul.


Being playful as shit😤


Mou is too jovial and trying to impress those players too much. No player is bigger than manutd. SAF won't tolerate all this bs @ManUtd


Will BYU's offense score 24+ vs WVU?


@user no. 😭 the last two we were out-bidded. So we got kinda discouraged so now we are taking our sweet time. The market is stupid tho


My back is starting to irritate me and it's barely 2:19 😓


@user love new movie\n #BlairWitch #blairwitchproject #HorrorMovies


@DatelineNBC this is a sight, sound & smell to behold in person--still gives me the creeps to think about.


@user UK cops have an issue fearing intervention. Hence situations like Rotherham. So of course it'll be dwarfed by US cops.


them cold, dark nights are slowly creeping in 🌌


Remember when Joe and Quinn had a thing on glee


We have all been there, and wished we didn't. 25 #hilarious #AutoCorrect Fails


@user They wanna bully the Inhuman.


Way towards be prominent if your exasperate is peaked?: TGMbNqUEe


.@SimonNRicketts if you don't know what a patronus is, I don't think we should have to tell you #shocking


We're all in D. T. (Discipleship training or detox) for something. #messy #fearful #cutoff #choosefreedom #CryOut16


My ukulele bag has fallen apart.  WELLL AT LEAST my life hasn't yet!! #Joys\n\n#quote #problemsolving #behappy


#Quoteoftheday\r\r'If you don't do #wild things while you're young, you'll have nothing to #smile about when you're old.'\r\r#dailyquote #quotes


@user I'm confident they will NEVER experience our successes of last 50yrs. Best they can hope for is to be another Bournemouth #sad


@user it also helps that the majority of NFL coaching is inept. Some of Bill O'Brien's play calling was wow, #awful! #GOPATS


Vals always smiling I love it #gbbo


The new lock sound is grim


In need of a serious nap rn


I've said it before and I'll say it again: It's God! All God! Only God! #archippusawakening #entirelybyhisgrace


Especially when it comes to voicing a displeasure, if you can't tell me straight up then hold your peace ✌


@HillaryClinton #Hypocritical considering the #MiLLiONS of dollars you and @billclinton took from #horrible people and spent on yourselves.


@user Memphis looking bright. Rojo looking like Rojo.


@user can you maybe break it down into smaller bits? or space it out so it doesnt seem to daunting?


@SenatorReid @HillaryClinton @DanEggenWPost @user Even the painting is orange! #Election2016


@chelseahandler I don't think your a girls girl #fraud #celebeffer


Forgiving means operating with God's spirit & God isn't unforgiving & doesn't hold a grudge. So who am I? Exactly.


Worst juror ever? Michelle. You were Nicole's biggest threat. #bb18


@user She was winning this war that had been raging on inside of his mind. The desire and love all rolling into something he -


@user @user we sound like vampires saying we wanna sink our teeth into the TT lads and their talents 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Jimmy Carr makes me want to cry and cry *shiver* #awful


Our soldiers in war zones are held to a higher level of rules of engagement than our police officers.


It's really alarming when an adult male calls their father 'daddy'


@CI I don't think Monalisa has respect for anyone but herself! I think she'll ruffle a few feathers. #TheJail


You don't know how to love me when you're sober #sober #selenagomez #revival


Hey @AppleSupport - how do I find my play history on new #ios10 #appleMusic #music #lost


I mourn. ha..r / ambe was ruined. what was once an ongoing shitpost about Tony's crimes was hijacked by not so vaguely racist memers


Have wee pop socks on and they KEEP FALLING OFF INSIDE MY SHOES #rage


Half of Epicenter is shut down its police all over y'all I just burst out in tears this is fucking terrible #KeithLamontScott


Really planned on making videos this week. Then. A tv died, phone broke, truck died, #depression took over. I'm wondering what I did 2 karma


Don't let the behavior of others destroy ur inner peace.' -Dalai Lama @OWNTV #healing #depression #intuition #meditation #book


me taking a picture by myself: *awkward smile*\nme on picture day: *awkward smile*\nconclusion: stop smiling ;'(\n#pictureday2016 #smile #ornot


@Lesdoggg take me with you!! JK. Have fun, relax, get a massage or two and chill. Don't eat the cucumbers, most places frown on that.


The radio just told me Lady GaGa is going country, which is like if the Beatles decided to do opera singing for their final albums


It's sad when your man leaves work a little bit late and your worst fear is 'Oh no!! Did he get stopped by the police?!?! ' #sad #ourworld


Dates in the glove box' is pure panic excuse #GBBO


Forgiveness might make us look weak, but the weakest person is the one who holds anger, hatred, and revenge.


#Talking about our #Problems is our greatest #Addiction#Break the #habitTalk about ur #Joys#quote #optimism #problemsolving #behappy


Happy Birthday to my favorite author, @StephenKing #writer #author


So I wished my sis 12 midnight but received no reply from her. My 2nd sis JUST wished her, got a reply. You know who's the fav #offended


One more step in long work #visa process is over. Relief. Onto next step. #expat #restless


jamming out to fury in math class wanting to die hbu


As #life gets longer, #awful feels #softer, well it #feels pretty soft to me. #modestmouse @modestmouseband


@BluesfestByron second artist announcement looking good #bluesfest2017 #blues #Music #byronbay


@user that's a good question. I really don't know. I am slowly losing my optimism


@user Good morning.Let's start with a smile!\nLet's enjoy life in a cheerful way!\nDon't worry be happy!


😳The intensity that @sydneyswans play at is extraordinary #relentless #AFLCatsSwans #AFLFinals 🏉👏🏿


#Pakistan is ‘terrorist state’, carries out #war crimes: #India to @user #terrorism #UN


No, just tweet pictures of four fictional characters who describe you. One should be an animated character. @user


@user is his shoulder a legit concern? 'Expects to play' isn't reassuring 2 games into the season after having shoulder problems.


Bill Clinton: 'Do not grow weary of doing good.' @ClintonGlobal #CGI2016


@thehill left wing panic because Hillary is weak and they know it this is a revolution a movement nothings going to help the left TrumpPence


Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything.


@user @user @user how would you suggest we profile to stop right wing terror


you come running back to me saying how much you miss me then cower away when we acc try a friendship 👍🏼


When anger rises, think of the consequences. #quote #wisdom #anger


Before the year ends I'll probably get master 12s or flu games, true blues, and space jams.


Watch this amazing live.ly broadcast by @user #lively #musically


@Lowetide there is no room for jokes in hockey! This is a serious business where we made up teams to fill out the tournament! #outrage


On the drive home today I heard a censored version of Spirits by The Strumbellas. 'Guns' replaced with 'dreams'. Just NO. #awful #censorship


It hasn't sunk in that I'm meeting the twins


Absolutely hate the Apple Watch iOS 10 update. Completely buggered some of my apps, including Spark. Awful interface, too. #grim


realising you have no conditioner after already shampooing 😓😓


@user @user @user @user Well, I'm too old, and too stubborn about facts & history to be discouraged.


Winner #Champion #school #lastyear #gouniversity #university #me #dark #Black #webstagram #blackandwhite


@hesham786 that's the spirit #optimism


Of cheerfulness, or a good temper - the more it is spent, the more of it remains.


@user Thank you for the #follow. Looking forward to your tweets as they look entertaining! #socialmedia


@user @user I respect when someone can give a second chance to a movie they aren't a fan of. Why #horror is diverse.


@user breezy luvvvv


People are #hurt and #angry and it's hard to know what to do with that #anger Remember, at the end of the day, we're all #humans #bekind


Worry makes you look at the problem and God makes you look at the promise. #problem #promise #worry #fear #faith #God #theanswer #spiritu...


Extreme sadness


@user My liver is elated that isn't us


@user reality in the form of endless tragedies. She didn't know how to react at first, being too frightened to repeat another--


For what a beautiful day.


@user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user don't be shy their great people👍🏻👍🏻


.@POTUS Obama describes his temperament as 'steady & on the buoyant side.'


The most important characteristic of leadership is the lack of #fear. #activism #equity #revolution


However the agent was inauthentic, my sister still loves me, & I'm still alive. So I guess it wasn't that bad. #socialanxiety #anxiety


a vote for #killary is like sticking a knife in a toaster #MakeAmericaGreatAgain


the outrage has passed and has been replaced by a mute, fatalistic acceptance of the current situation. #fatalism


@user The Haunting is my favorite horror movie too! Actually one of my favorite movies of all time no matter the genre.


What a grim night #GetTheFireLit 🔥


A warm #smile is the universal language of kindness William Arthur Ward #love #kindness


Just watching crimewatch what kind of sick fuck touches 6 year olds 😡😡😡😡 shit like this makes me fume!!!


My heads still in Ibiza but my body is sat at me desk at work #depressing


@user Just pour it down the sink and let him drink you.


@williamcontrol just preordered The Pale EP... Would have paid for the phone call... But I would have freaked out and not said anything #shy


@user yes hc and we got him very low. I know how it feels. Our damage is low enough as it is never mind having the rng of being enrage


@GreensACT @ShaneRattenbury @carolinelec what about #publictransport to & from #CanberraAirport. Most cities have. Mr Barr very #coy on.


Man city's kit is dreadful!


A black female LEO💙 was shot 8 times and died in Philadelphia --Where's the #outrage black people? @BarackObama #Sharpton #blm #TheFive


I love my mother, but talking about the recent horrific murders with her is exhausting. Is this really how America feels?


How is it suppose to work if you do that? Wtf dude? Thanks for pissing me off. #furious


Don't be so shy #nl


Gonna get some acupuncture today for all my damn anxiety 🙃🤕


Bored rn leave Kik/Snapchat #kik #kikme #kikmessage #boredaf #bored #snapchatme #snapchat #snap #country #countrygirl


i already gets aggravated too fast like why aggravate me on purpose?


Just put the winter duvet on ☃❄🌬☔


@user something a cyber bully would say


@JackHoward the Christmas episode genuinely had me in tears of laughter


I'm a nervous wreck omg


@Deadspin @user This is about him being left off because they wanted to play a heavier game. We needed his offense tho. Amongst others.


@user @Airbnb Another happy customer. #secreteyes


@user Lol yeah I read that but I stayed up and didn't nap tillI collect 3 people who I think they've got me 😂😂!!


@user @user oh yeah. I HATE the air raid and I don't like the Oregon/Baylor offense and I'm not a fan of the ole miss one either


@Corsair those sparkling looks like a gay vampire 😁


@user growl!!!


@user I'm cheering for @TeamNA_WCH and @user #NHLNYCSweepstakes


@jeremycorbyn @user my god is @jeremycorbyn a full shilling? Seriously you need a major rethink or no lab gove in your lifetime


So she goes first. She gets her book signed & I can barely take their picture cuz I'm shaking 😭😭😭😭😭


What u do wen ur love cheats on u ? Wen thy don't understand the emotions behind the anger, the constant waiting.. what u do ? @user


the Lord turn his face toward you and give you peace. Numbers 6:26 #truth #trust #promise #calm #justice #great #mighty #protected #delight


tones - \n: 1/2 of my favourite chris pine stans. i love tones more than anything, mt sweet summer child i will attack anyone who hurts her


Job interview tomorrow 😎 #bright side


Sometimes I watch shitty tv to reinforce never giving up cuz if something is that fucking awful on tv, I still stand a chance. #optimism


I start work tmrw yall, i'm nervous lol


@user you'll be pleased to know my family are blues


THIS BOOK IS FRICKING INSANE LIKE HOLY CRAP. #panic


How the fu*k! Who the heck! moved my fridge!... should I knock the landlord door. #angry #mad ##


Was going to get a new #horror movie #tattoo tonight, but my artist flaked out on me for the 3rd time & said he was done tattooing!


It were during the past's mistakes- similar to terror was pretty remarkable.


I don't ever know how to change the vibe once it's ruined. Is that considered holding a grudge? 😅


I think learning classical or ancient Japanese might help me get myself permanently out of depression. I sometimes suffer from sudden


@TheNotoriousMMA looking like @user in his heyday


Ffs clan... seriously never been so disheartened


My encouragement today is my dog while my head is in a fog. #epicfail #depression #feelingfedup #tired #ihaveheardeverything #wondering


Pro-lifers are condemning #MenForChoice - but I haven't seen any of you criticize the dismal American foster care/adoption system.


@HoustonTexans just trying to go home tonight? A run on 2nd and 20 and a run on 3rd and 20? That's what champs do... #sike #losers


Most Americans think the media is nothing but Government propaganda BS. #lies #control #BS #RiggedSystem #garbage #oreillyfactor


@DeionSandersJr @DeionSanders so bad...Slash prices or send them to refugee camps, like team gear after they lose championships. #awful


I either look like a raging bitch, or I'm obnoxiously laughing at something not that funny. I don't think there's any middle ground.


@user Literally burst out laughing.


Over 70% of social sharing is dark & over 50% of web traffic comes from #darksocial. @user #LIFTSocial


My son 11 has 128 friends on Facebook and yet is moping around the house complaining he has no one to talk to. I'm right here son


Here's a tip for everyone: Stop being offended. End. #quit #youredumb #liveyourownlife


@RossKemp great programme tonight #sad #upsetting #extremeworld


SOBRIETY® trying to make being sober fashionable….can it be done ? #zeroalcohol #soberoctober #clubsoda #nomorehangovers #sober


Remembering those day when u still did'nt know kpop n thinking about how sad your life was without it - Kpop fan


Blake lively is flawless


Tremor!!!\n #tremor


@user (She laughed a bit. Of course it was! Aria shook her head, calming her mirth so she could listen to Mikey.) No, actually. +


@user it's 5679787. Cannot DM you as we don't follow each other. Not such a #party #fail #letdown


American horror story and chill tonight?😌


@user there's no sitcom better! If u can't laugh at Sheldon or Leonard then u are sober for real! No two ways about it


@user otherwise you're committing a crime against your soul only sober ppl know what is good or bad for themselves


When tears r inappropriate: 'This day is holy to our Lord. Do not grieve, for the joy of the LORD is your strength.' Nehemiah 8:10 NIV #joy


World wants #peace from #terrorism #WorldPeaceDay #internationaldayofpeace


@user Ikr people still got a grudge against him for no reason like wtf?!


Every time I hear @user organ kick in on the new @user I break into the goofiest smile.


Imagine the twitter fume if Corbyn loses the election and then Smith leads Labour to a worse result than suggested under Corbyn.. Imagine??


@user @AMANDAZUCKERMAN I'd rather see KYLE from bbcan play again and THAT is saying something


@user i like cold gloomy weather


Boys of Fall makes me miss cheering on Friday nights much sooooo bad #bulldogslways🐾


#Determine to #start putting the Word in your #heart #consistently. Every day a #line here, a line there--a tape here, a #tape there 💨


“Do not fret if you are not cool! Humans who follow me, become instantly cool!” #Bot


My encouragement today is my dog while my head is in a fog. #epicfail #feelingfedup #tired #ihaveheardeverything #wondering


Like keep grinding boy your life can change in one year, and even when it's dark out the sun is shining somewhere...'


#America finding #gratitude amidst the sadness and frustration about race, #fear, anger and #racism, i remain hopeful _ i'm an earth fixer'


The return of Matt Damon, and of director Paul Greengrass, brings back all the exhilarating if rather po-faced entertainment to a movie


Anger that you are willing to take out on people & the world in general, & ALL #police, is WORST, most indefensible kind of #anger.


#CharlotteRiots #passion? or #anger act of violence.\nIf mourning for those who have past away, #stayhome #whyout


I've always had a weird grudge against stingrays ever since one killed Steve Irwin.


Literally fuming fuck sake


@INCIndia Oh please! INC talking about looting! I'm not saying #BJP is pure but this is such a #hilarious #irony! @BJP4India is def better!


@user @user shot by black police woman Typical looney toon thinking. #Hillary #divide #chaos


@redBus_in #unhappy with #redbus CC, when I talked with them before a week still they didn't initiate the refund of the transaction.


Imagine being bitter when your bias is dating & sending threats to their partner. Like why? That's nasty. And they don't even know you exist


Halloween party coming soon! #turnt #ruinT #lit #firesauce #hotsauce #mildsauce #getsauced #champagnedreams #scary #haunt #kittens


#internationaldayofpeace Want peace,prepare for war. Destroy terror states like Pakistan


@CNNPolitics I can't wait to hear what he had to say about the brilliant Dr. Hawking... it should be rich... In the poorest of taste!


The book im riteing about wots happond has made them moor angry but im not here to plese man or hide the eval deeds of some


Ever put your fist through your laptops screen? If so its time for a new one lmao #hp


Yo gurls Dm for a tribute 😜💦 #snapme #dm #nudes #tribute #cumtribute #cock #snap #cum #swallow


All in all a pleasing night down The Lane . . . On to the next round & bring on Liverpool at Anfield! #COYS


@user butter up the walls, nightmare


@user @user shot by black police woman Typical looney toon thinking.#Hillary #divide #anger #chaos


@UKBlogAwards @user I would always be honest but it's great to feedback opinion to the brand - don't want to offend them #BlogHour


I feel horrible. I have accounting today but physically and mentally am not okay 😪


I found #marmite in Australia. `:)


OOOOOOOOH MY GOD UUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHH


#vinb I'm alot more interested in hearing bout differences between parties political ideologies. Parties murky origins r irrefutable #vinb


Impractical Jokers...practically genius!!! @BQQuinn #laughter #good4thesoul #ImpracticalJokers #bingewatching


@PhilRosenthal Perhaps I've missed it, are you doing another season of IHWPH???\nYou are so joyous and gleeful at the the prospect of eating!


Shame on you @SkyNews showing an elephant being hunted and killed,


Happy Birthday shorty. Stay fine stay breezy stay wavy @user 😘


I really hate Mel and Sue. They think they're hilarious and they're just awful


@user not only are your buses unreliable your e ticket app is too unable to get on two buses and late for work #fuming #useless reply


So about 18mths ago i signed up to @user for their @VirginAustralia / Velocity FF deal. 18 months in still no FF points


@Dubai92 try asking for a cheeseburger with only onion & mustard at any #McDonalds #hilarious


I have to finally tell my therapist about my sexuality ... last frontier ... not sure I can do it in the AM #SingleGirlProblems


With a very tired body and mind and sparkling teeth I say to all my followers, good night and if there is an apocalypse; good luck. #aspie


@user @user I'm despondent


Ok but I just got called a 'White Devil' on the train and I didnt know whether to laugh or be offended


@user what a sulky pants!


Holding a #grudge doesn't make you #strong; it makes you #bitter. #Forgiving doesn't make you #weak; it sets you #free.


Eating an egg is grim, you are eating the material embodiment of a fart and an unborn chick


Pakistan is the biggest victim of terrorism - Nawaz Sharif \nReally? It should have been biggest creator of terrorism. #UNGA


But guess what ? I'm sober


.@SimonNRicketts if you don't know what a patronus is, I don't think we should have to tell you


We are about a little over an hour away! We will arrive soon, do not fret!


@user you are a cruel, cruel man. #therewillbeblood #revenge


Am I watching #BacheloretteAU or Zoolander ? #samvrhys


@m_giacchino will this be aired on radio or filmed? Lots of fans over the pond too! #wales


Pussies - In the dark, they're all the same


@user my heart did the flutter


When you arrive at the office the day before your first ever festival and the Internet is down


@user @user @user @CNN took its first baby step now let's hope they will start running


Probs spent a grand total of five minutes sober since Sunday evening :) #freshers


Ugh.. Why am I not asleep yet. Fml. I think low key I'm afraid I might miss something. #SleeplessNight #sleepy


@user A plus point, she won't have to queue for the loos. Any more plus points? Nope, can't think of any #sexism


Women don't like girls because we resent them for looking so great/we wish we still looked like that #washed


@user @user @theinquisitr Do your fuc*ing job and report the news.Just another bully to go in the basket.Freedom or fear???


@user @user yes it's shocking how islamophobic Indias are considering how many Muslims live there


@user Hey There Phil Glutting thank you for following us, it's appreciated :)


Fellaini has been playing ahead of this guy...just let that sink in


@user at least Blake lively and Ryan Reynolds are still together, God bless what a beaut couple


Tonight's #DragRace #AllStars2 episode GAVE ME LIFE! Yaassss queens! #teamalaska #teamkatya #revenge #bwahaha


@FantasyGuruSite I knew you were going to do that. I would definitely buy if I didn't live in Texas where you can't play DFS. ... so depress


Does anyone know, are both Sims in a dual sim phone both locked to the same network! #worry


@user ppl get triggered over u smiling they're irrelevant


But i'll be a pity. 🐑 #lively


We have been a better second half team this season. So there's that.


@user plus a hearty pour of #yachtrock by #mustacheharbor !


@user Thank you oh so much. There are many challenges but much rejoicing! ✨


Kudos to TC for benching Bruce. He isn't helping the team, so he rides pine. We have games to win. Discussion over. #Mets


— Self-hatred gives rise to fury, fury to the desire for self-change.


@user white pricks that were laughing at your use of language won't be crying over your coffin but rejoicing that you're another


The kid at the pool yelling is about to get a foot up his ass. #shutup #parents #kids #horrible


TheNiceBot: IndyMN I thought the holidays could not get any more cheerful, and then I met you. #TheNiceBot #الخفجي


Finally made my #fury #warrior guide. Let me know your thoughts


I'm worried someday I'll be yelling at my kids and they'll be confused about if or not I'm being serious 😭😭😭\n\nI'm too damn playful


@user this sad truth!


... Huh. Perhaps... Because we're both so dreary, we get along well?


@user aye man she was fuming xo


Anyone else find @Microsoft 'anniversary windows 10 update 1607' a Complete


So happy my next class is canceled bc..im od tired 😭


like srsly somebody help me deal with this social anxiety


.@DIVAmagazine than straight people. Even the arse straight guys who think that means a threesome is fine.


@user @user what did I do to offend you? 🙄😭😂


If Troyler will die, I'm gonna die with them\n#troyler #sadness #fuckin'lifeisnotafairytale


Life izn't about pleasing each others...😕\n\n#hell #with #pleasing


Aidy: *has a physics question*\nAidy: '... ok, I'm not gonna ask Tristan cause I don't wanna aggravate her'


@GroovyBruce @user @AshvsEvilDead the 'groovier' part is an affront to common decency. No way @VancityReynolds agrees.


Even at this level, rojo still manages to play god damn awful. #MUFC


I'm going to get the weirdest thank you note--or worse--total silence and no acknowledgement. #anxiety


@user but that new breezy & tiller 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


I'm due for a big change! I've prayed on it, I think I deserve it #positivity


@user Hakyeon takes all the attention happily, perching on Wonshik's shoulder to sulk when Jaehwan accidentally caused a tiny explosion


@joshgad My three year old asked me if Trump was a bad man, like a bully. After saying yes he's a bully, my son said mute him. We did!


The moment of the day when you have to start to plaster a smile in your face. #depression


@user it's Bowers. I went and drove it for a while this evening


@user Any possibly KG is being bought out as a player so that he can buy in from Glen as a minority owner? #optimism


I have learned over the years that when one's mind is made up, this diminishes fear. –Rosa Parks #quotes #motivation


@user @user start a countdown clock to reporting that pompous bully & liar christie is asking president HRC for a pardon


@user Maybe that's why, we're asked to study hard and get a job that we like. That way it wouldn't be that dreadful.


@user @user @mtracey Call me a pessimist, but I don't think therapy can fix whatever is wrong with Anthony Weiner.


Heather that was #hilarious! @user @pattonoswalt @chrishansen #AnthonyWeiner #15gets20 #NYC


Should of stayed in Dubai 😞


Idk why but this Time around its so hard that it hurts, I already miss them all so much #silly #family #friends


#personaldevelopment\n\nToday is a gift, that's why it's called the present... #happiness #optimism #entrepreneur #personaldevelopment …


@user @user Maybe also being attacked by Tom's rabid fans to whom he & his clothes were always perfect also put me off him...


a panic attack AND CALL YOURSELF A REAL FAN makes me so mad like i dont even have the words to explain. this is why some people give no +


Bitch worry about me more than I worry about myself 🙄😩


You know when you're just slightly high, the state between sober and high af? That's beautiful. I wish I could feel like that 24/7.


I asked Jared to marry me and he said no. #offended


Made my night that @GordonReid91 Reid was included in tonight's hilarity. Some of those points were brilliant. Thanks @andy_murray


talk about a mood pickup i went from depressed to elated so fast


@user will rejoice over you with gladness, \nHe will renew you with His love, \nHe will rejoice over you with singing.


When you're on a train as its pitch black outside and you have no idea where you are... #travel #whereami #lost #adventure


i got his bitch depress


@Fly_Norwegian quite simply the #worst #airline #worstairline I've ever used! #shocking #appauling #dire #dismal #beyondajoke #useless


Why have I only just started watching glee this week I am now addicted 🙄 #GLEEK


@user @user @user @user THEN you do what you can and then BLOCK them, they're trying to discourage us


When my friends send me ballons and fireworks through text... #amazing


@user \nOh, I'm sorry about it, do not be sad yourself there is nothing important in the world to grieve about it


@user Just do what you can, don't get discouraged, maybe some prayers for divine intervention to help you would help :)


Watch this amazing live.ly broadcast by @user #lively #musically


If u know anything about football help me out here, who should I start


@user aside from that i'm all about pleasing the individual that i'm involved with, my pleasure comes from their pleasure.


Someone set off the fire alarm and I'm so angry because I was in the middle of moisturizing my elbows


Happy #internationaldayofpeace everyone hoping that the world becomes a better place less division more happiness keep smiling. 😄😄❤


Good start to the day I forgot to set my #alarm just as well it's #Friday 😆


@user the whole thread is jovial and fun and then this comment is like FULL of misogyny


With only 7 months left until I possess my undergraduate degree, I feel like I can't handle adulthood anymore #nojobsinbiology


I really wanna take advantage of UofW's gym but i'm shy af.


You offend me, @user


@TheRevAl please tell us why 'protesting' injustice requires #burning #beating and #looting terrible optics #toussaintromain is true leader!


15 minutes of yoga to your breakfast routine will change your day #preparation #sunriseyoga #bodyawareness #health #yoga #smile #stretch


@user my typical shake is ~100g banana, 1c almond milk, 1tbsp chia and protein. Sometimes I add PB2 or ice or other fruit.


Making my buddy cry !! Bitch wait for revenge 🤗👌🏻


Eve, Izzy, and Paige cheerfully sing songs together.


People have the right to #protest, Not to #loot & #riot & #terrorize #Charlotte\n#Violence & #Anarchy is unacceptable\n@CNN


I hate Bakewell tart … anything that tastes of almond essence is just horrid! #GBBO


Gotta hit up breezy every day to make sure he's breaking in my boots. First class friend right there


Miami proficiency is like pleasing by what name miami beaches: pIkxb


Goddamn headache.


Yet again another night I should've stayed in😊


Last night, the Rev. Dr. Earl Johnson spoke to Wake Progressive #Democrats on transforming #moral #outrage into effective political #action.


Don't forget 2 test yr #smoke #alarm, #carbon #monoxide #detector #batteries. It could save your #life. 🐈🐩 #Lovinleeds


My doctor is giving me flower extract to relieve anxiety and reduce panic attacks :')


@user tells me my order will ship on Sept 12, arriving by Sept 19. Today is the 22. 😐 #lies #terrible #whereismyfurniture


@user Mourinho is horrid


#RIPKara i could have seen her at a local mall or any school football games. im disheartened


@easyJet Hi folks. Flight is going to be over an hour late departing from INV (EZY864), how do we go about getting a refund please? #boiling


Getting cable hooked up in new place just in time for @NBCChicagoPD and @NBCChicagoMed premiers is like God smiling down on me. #OneChicago


@user he's a horrible person and now i gag when i see people quote him


@user @user @user Guys don't use that type of language. Save it for raging...


I'm mad at the injustice, so I'm going to smash my neighbours windows'. Makes perfect sense. #CharlotteProtest #terrible


Good luck to all Fury-Haney players playing this weekend at the Future Stars showcase in Frisco, Tx. #KGB #G-town


@user @HillaryClinton @user awe!!! #cnn so bias and doesn't care about people only money


so probably hunger and depression and dissociating equals a weird time anything else


@user blues... blues? 🤔


@CBSBigBrother never bring back Meech and Bridgette. Crying because someone looks at you? Ugh, and Bridgette. #bitter


@user it doesn't chip and it doesn't get dull. Nails gone be looking perfect the whole time, except they gone be grown out 😂


Cross Party Group on Crofting meeting tonight in @user Suspect it's going to be a lively meeting....


@user @user In Scotland, the right-wingers are the most rabid anti-nationalists. Socialists are mostly in favour.


Don't let fear hold you back from being who you want to be. Use it's power to push you towards your goals. No more fear, just action. #fear


To insure good health: Eat lightly, breathe deeply, live moderately, cultivate cheerfulness, and maintain an interest in life.


@user roy as fiery


Love the new song I can't stop thinking about you by .


#GADOT please put a left turn signal at Williams and Ivan Allen Jr Blvd. This is absolutely ridiculous #ATLtraffic #horrible


Live simply. Dream big. Be grateful. Give love. Laugh lots. - Unknown #quote #inspiration #happy


@JordanChariton If that doesn't out Dem's in panic mode then I don't know what will...


My 2 teens sons just left in the car to get haircuts. I'm praying up a storm that they make it home safely!! #TerenceCrutcher


This Red Sox team is the equivalent of Tiger Woods in his heyday: no mercy.


gotta say this n put it out there. whoever u r, u should support other people's decisions n not discourage them...


Iniesta still the one player I idolize from Barca,a delight to watch I tell you


Bet pawpaw is having a good time rejoicing up in heaven for his first birthday there!


Follow me on Snapchat 👻 Carlabtst15 #snapchat #snap


Police: Atlanta rapper Shawty Lo killed in fiery car crash


Colors of the leaves are- changing. Heatwaves in LA still- raging. Lattes made in batches. Visit pumpkin patches. #FallSongs


North America vs Sweden is the most exhilarating hockey I've ever watched 😅 wow , mackinonns mitts are silky #TeamNA #WCH2016


@user @user How awful! Switched off!