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@pamslim replace butcher knife with a butter knife and explain that it sounds close can't wait 4 your book and next blogging campaign!!
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@mayatheb dun know ! ♥
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flight back to NY tonight aka flight back to WORK. best vacation by far
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Nope just crazy neighbors
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@Pat313 Yo, I accidentally erased that DM can you resend it please
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I'm up at 4:00 because Scotland time still is with me. taking @libeydawg to breakfast.
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@tigerlily542 i love psych! what is it, stats? also, we def need to plan another wknd for u to come to nyc! sry this one wont work out
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@knotby9 we grew up together and this is the longest ive ever been away from her but i talked to her yesterday
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I have a really bad cold!
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Homework yayy tmrws the last day of the weeeeek
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@samjmoody my friend broke a special edtion cd today and i cant get it anywhere now xx
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@joannarobles Make them both relax on the bed then click one of the sims, WooHoo will come out
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today was my day to get stuff done, instead i wanna go swimming cause it's finally pretty out
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@krist0ph3r w00t! Congrats man. Wait, when did you buy Xperia X1? :-O My bad for not keeping track of it.
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@DavidAhaHariz okayyy i give you a permission to ask arief for gal-1
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doing homework
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Good day todayyy
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@charchaos snap right back at you hun, it sucks doesn't it
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Hello people does any of u want my cold? Lol not feeling 2 good 2day xx
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Whoa. TX said we are hard blockers and don't need to change a thing in that area. ROCK! (Not that that means we won't keep steppin' it up
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YAY!!!!!!! and
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@mikestopforth too far but good luck
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Ate a slice of processed cheese out of desperation
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The reason's why I use TweetLater... http://bit.ly/uJD5u
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@paulweb515 Paul, it WORKS_FOR_ME on Ubuntu 9.04 (in a Virtual Machine) ...
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@mcrfash1 BAHAHAHAHHAHA 0.o ... sorry. 2 Rockstars and ticktacks dont mesh. especially with iced tea that contains 20 packets of sugar
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is calling quits for today. I can only review so much code at a time and be crushed by finding out I reviewed the wrong codebase
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@Free2b_you Just kick back
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After enjoying some Unreal Tournament 3 (which he plans on buying soon), Fighterace10 decides to head to bed.
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@choirbean site only translate words, not sentences.
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Dive was awesome... Now I gotta do work
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Aww man! Julie didn't get through in #masterchef - her noodles sounded better than Justine's. Just because she's hot...
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Boredom to the uber max.
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I have a fucking infection on top of my foot and my dad forbid me to go swimmin coz it might get worse but he doesnt know how crafty I am
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Doing homework sooo much to do arhhhh and soo much math lol
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Too tired from all my cycling today to go out tonight! Was going to go see 11 eyes @ Sam Bonds
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ok, now I am gonnga go take a bathe and come out squeaky clean
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@Sam_10 you will start to scratch your face when it starts to peel. It itchs so bad.
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got a concussion today.
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@loving_my_Dew Next week!
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says good morning sunshine http://plurk.com/p/x3mmr
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Checking my twitter! This is taking longer by the day...
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GLC meeting.. has to leave the office at 5.30pm sharp!
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bad dayy..i knew it would be
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@Kittsky Indeed gone now, though
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layin here watchin a movie with a fever burnin on my head
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ask "how long is a piece of string" in wolframAlpha and see what the answers comes out to be.
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@LeelooDogBlog i think its called 'expensive' taste. I dont think we have it
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@jsgreyhoundgirl that's not an answer. in fact, the only answer i think i'll understand is, "yes"
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sorry my postg seems unable to help anymore.
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@XshortNsweetX Yay! You figured out twitter again!!
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@JaneishaMissVI stuff to do as soon as i reach there...so i mad like fuck!!! @YairaBermudez cummin up in aug..so u need to visit so we co
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so bored, watching south park
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@sharifedak i just got a spam message from you via msn messenger
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@docvonnie nooooooooo just called you! want to hang still!!!!
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Argh, my mum won't be told. She gets sick every time she eats seafood of late, so what'd she have for lunch�?
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@sikkmentality ahaha but it's not gonna be the same having you guys RIGHT next to me in class and where are you moving to?
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Happy mother's day to all the mom's! Love you mom
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Ian left The Cab? My life suddenly has less meaning. I love that kid.
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heidi is scaring me with her excorcist voices. CRISTO!
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@daveseaman Boooooh. Change the T-Shirts.
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Laura not too good today, off to Nan and Grandads now which will hopefully cheer her up. Sad to report the birds nest has been abandoned
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Just made dinner for @theARNSKI ... my yummy spaghetti with garlic bread!
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@EquineRescuer just found out Matt will NOT be coming home..hes got four trips to Dallas to do...damnit.
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Noooooooooo kate should have won yasmina was pants x
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@murderDanielle i have like ZERO energy today. Idk why .Ellie.Badge.<3
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@garry1bowie same problem. Had to disconnect then try again a few times. Didn't see a lot in google for it either.
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i'm boreeeeeeddddd!!
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aww sowwy i didn't mean 2
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idk what to write. i wanna post something on my blog
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my boyfs mum is movin 8doors away from my mum 2 mins down the road from us How close is to close? Not looking forward to this at all
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@mxweas and I still am. damn physio! Never ending! How you been?
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@slinqui - Aw, well I'm glad to hear you're okay. Try a hot bath or a cup of tea maybe to calm you down. I worry about you!
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has a sore throat.
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@Sheri_Beri_2112 @rushme2112 exactly why we left the city moved from Boston suburbs to the peace and tranquility of the country.
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@LaceySchwimmer i'll help you!!!!!!! hahaha.
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@WarrenWhitlock Exactly!! Hugs friend!!
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@ddlovato heart breaks are horrible. just have faith. <3
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All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. ... Walt Disney #quote
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@CrisiLouise m good, got go get stuff for lunch, this morn has been a washout, not much sleep cos Art is ill
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i wanna see Drag Me To Hell but I just broke up wit my GF so it looks like it's me & my Stace Mace. No one to hold
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@JonnaMichelle Yes it truely would,It would be a better place.
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@manicsocratic YAY! awesome piccyture! I miss Avatar
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Off to work today for 3pm Maybe I will get in some serious Tweet time tonight!
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lol @alixe_edwards @April_miss I went over next door for a bit. Looks like BEER MONDAY is a go!
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@SmallEyez dude, i have no bday arrangements
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I want an iPhone but i'm on a contract with T-Mobile
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@ch13 Hi there, I tried to find one for you here in BS, unfortunately no luck. How often does a new release come out?
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@mikiqex yes, next reason. But where can I look for English speaking followers? Especially if I'm not writing English very well. ;)
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I got home now from an important match.I am very tired but we won in the match.!!
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Sincere thanks to @SageMcGreen, @AdamShake and @TwilightEarth for all the support for my new radio program. You guys are just the best!
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http://twitpic.com/3ndge - I just really miss these days [Miko & I being ed-u-ma-cated]
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@billybofh Think this could be a good idea next time we have "group therapy" at Contrast...
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smiling.everyone should try it.
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@stjoan OMG THAT'S SO AWESOME! the silly putty and the 4.0
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2 hours of 5-a-side football tomorrow... can't wait! Dealing with lack-of-sunday-league-itis and no more footy on TV
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@GerryCassidy bad news. i got offered a full-time job here as AP Television bureau chief for pakistan what to do?
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Great I go to the beach for the weekend and the first day I think I'm catching the flu
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running out of pulse, but it was a funn call!!!
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@Chinkyeyesz lmfao...that sucks
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