| 1 | |
| 00:00:00,266 --> 00:00:01,400 | |
| 我這有兩張錦鯉 | |
| 2 | |
| 00:00:01,466 --> 00:00:02,133 | |
| 哈哈哈 | |
| 3 | |
| 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:03,266 | |
| 哎怎麼纔來 | |
| 4 | |
| 00:00:03,266 --> 00:00:04,166 | |
| 來的這麼慢 | |
| 5 | |
| 00:00:04,366 --> 00:00:07,000 | |
| 別說了還不是因爲泰山王 | |
| 6 | |
| 00:00:07,333 --> 00:00:10,166 | |
| 整個機場呀被堵得是水泄不通 | |
| 7 | |
| 00:00:10,366 --> 00:00:11,766 | |
| 還好我跟他認識 | |
| 8 | |
| 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:13,966 | |
| 他給我開了一條特殊通道 | |
| 9 | |
| 00:00:13,966 --> 00:00:15,333 | |
| 還送我兩條錦鯉 | |
| 10 | |
| 00:00:15,366 --> 00:00:17,666 | |
| 讓我參加他那個什麼上任典 | |
| 11 | |
| 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:21,333 | |
| 哎呦哈哈還是我們家文遠有本事 | |
| 12 | |
| 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:24,766 | |
| 嗯竟然認識泰山王這樣的大人物 | |
| 13 | |
| 00:00:25,266 --> 00:00:26,900 | |
| 不像有的死垃圾 | |
| 14 | |
| 00:00:27,566 --> 00:00:29,133 | |
| 一點用處都沒有 | |
| 15 | |
| 00:00:29,133 --> 00:00:31,533 | |
| 不愧是我的好孫兒啊 | |
| 16 | |
| 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:34,300 | |
| 嗯你說我給了你兩張請帖 | |
| 17 | |
| 00:00:34,666 --> 00:00:35,666 | |
| 我怎麼會知道 | |
| 18 | |
| 00:00:36,066 --> 00:00:37,900 | |
| 怎麼聽你這口氣 | |
| 19 | |
| 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:39,133 | |
| 你是泰山王呀 | |
| 20 | |
| 00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:39,966 | |
| 對 | |
| 21 | |
| 00:00:40,366 --> 00:00:43,100 | |
| 我就是泰山王哈哈哈 | |
| 22 | |
| 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:44,700 | |
| 女兒呀快拉住他 | |
| 23 | |
| 00:00:44,766 --> 00:00:47,100 | |
| 這時候我們家的臉都丟盡了 | |
| 24 | |
| 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:48,400 | |
| 別說 | |
| 25 | |
| 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,333 | |
| 還嫌孤獨 | |
| 26 | |
| 00:00:52,133 --> 00:00:53,766 | |
| 坐牢坐傻了吧啊 | |
| 27 | |
| 00:00:54,533 --> 00:00:56,066 | |
| 真是可悲呀 | |
| 28 | |
| 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:57,533 | |
| 不過話說回來 | |
| 29 | |
| 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:01,733 | |
| 方姐姐你跟這傻子還挺配的 | |
| 30 | |
| 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,200 | |
| 威遠啊你跟泰山玩熟 | |
| 31 | |
| 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:06,766 | |
| 再給咱弄幾張請帖來啊 | |
| 32 | |
| 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:09,966 | |
| 這這可是老子花1,000萬一張買的 | |
| 33 | |
| 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,300 | |
| 好沒問題 | |
| 34 | |
| 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,800 | |
| 喂啊開車王吧 | |