| 1 | |
| 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:02,100 | |
| 你也不撒泡尿照照你自己 | |
| 2 | |
| 00:00:02,166 --> 00:00:03,533 | |
| 你算個什麼東西 | |
| 3 | |
| 00:00:04,966 --> 00:00:05,766 | |
| 呂燕 | |
| 4 | |
| 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:07,966 | |
| 別給臉不要臉 | |
| 5 | |
| 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:10,966 | |
| 識相我給我滾出百花樓 | |
| 6 | |
| 00:00:11,166 --> 00:00:13,766 | |
| 你一個勾引別人媳婦的賤男 | |
| 7 | |
| 00:00:13,933 --> 00:00:16,366 | |
| 有什麼資格在這犬吠 | |
| 8 | |
| 00:00:16,533 --> 00:00:17,333 | |
| 你們 | |
| 9 | |
| 00:00:19,366 --> 00:00:20,533 | |
| 夏兄不必動嘴 | |
| 10 | |
| 00:00:21,133 --> 00:00:23,466 | |
| 既然這位公子想要展示才華 | |
| 11 | |
| 00:00:24,133 --> 00:00:25,466 | |
| 那就讓他對好了 | |
| 12 | |
| 00:00:26,366 --> 00:00:27,166 | |
| 好 | |
| 13 | |
| 00:00:27,866 --> 00:00:28,900 | |
| 那就對對子 | |
| 14 | |
| 00:00:29,733 --> 00:00:30,533 | |
| 小二 | |
| 15 | |
| 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:37,066 | |
| 倚倚倚桐桐賞月 | |
| 16 | |
| 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:38,500 | |
| 好對 | |
| 17 | |
| 00:00:39,266 --> 00:00:41,733 | |
| 不愧是子瑜姑娘所出啊 | |
| 18 | |
| 00:00:43,166 --> 00:00:45,166 | |
| 範兄小弟不才 | |
| 19 | |
| 00:00:45,566 --> 00:00:46,366 | |
| 無法對等 | |
| 20 | |
| 00:00:46,366 --> 00:00:49,500 | |
| 公主還請範兄對此下聯 | |
| 21 | |
| 00:00:50,933 --> 00:00:52,400 | |
| 既然夏兄都這麼說了 | |
| 22 | |
| 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,000 | |
| 那在下就獻醜 | |
| 23 | |
| 00:01:13,366 --> 00:01:14,600 | |
| 畫花畫富 | |
| 24 | |
| 00:01:14,666 --> 00:01:15,700 | |
| 負荊春 | |
| 25 | |
| 00:01:25,366 --> 00:01:26,166 | |
| 妙 | |
| 26 | |
| 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:30,133 | |
| 妙啊範兄不愧是雲城第一才子 | |
| 27 | |
| 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:31,366 | |
| 哈哈哈 | |
| 28 | |
| 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,400 | |
| 範公子真是大才啊 | |
| 29 | |
| 00:01:33,733 --> 00:01:35,933 | |
| 看來今晚子瑜姑娘要與公子 | |
| 30 | |
| 00:01:35,966 --> 00:01:37,333 | |
| 把酒言歡嘍 | |
| 31 | |
| 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:39,133 | |
| 公子 | |
| 32 | |
| 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:41,700 | |
| 剛纔那個範春山乃是雲城第一才子 | |
| 33 | |
| 00:01:41,733 --> 00:01:43,400 | |
| 咱們恐怕不是他的對手 | |
| 34 | |
| 00:01:43,533 --> 00:01:44,366 | |
| 趕緊走吧 | |
| 35 | |
| 00:01:44,966 --> 00:01:45,766 | |
| 哎 | |
| 36 | |
| 00:01:46,366 --> 00:01:48,966 | |
| 剛纔不是有人說要對對子嗎 | |
| 37 | |
| 00:01:48,966 --> 00:01:51,266 | |
| 怎麼現在成啞巴了呀 | |
| 38 | |
| 00:01:51,466 --> 00:01:52,533 | |
| 哈哈哈 | |
| 39 | |
| 00:01:52,533 --> 00:01:55,366 | |
| 要是對不出來就趕緊滾吧 | |
| 40 | |
| 00:01:57,166 --> 00:01:58,333 | |
| 有什麼難的 | |
| 41 | |
| 00:02:00,533 --> 00:02:02,933 | |
| 等登登閣各宮書 | |
| 42 | |
| 00:02:17,266 --> 00:02:18,733 | |
| 範公子堆的工整 | |
| 43 | |
| 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,100 | |
| 意境也很美妙 | |
| 44 | |
| 00:02:20,466 --> 00:02:22,700 | |
| 但畫花畢竟比不得毒書 | |
| 45 | |
| 00:02:22,966 --> 00:02:26,133 | |
| 依子瑜看還是這位公子略勝一籌 | |