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| 00:00:00,333 --> 00:00:01,300 | |
| 公子公子 | |
| 2 | |
| 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:03,066 | |
| 今天可是相視的日子快起來 | |
| 3 | |
| 00:00:03,133 --> 00:00:05,000 | |
| 要是晚了就要再等一年了 | |
| 4 | |
| 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:06,933 | |
| 什麼相視啊 | |
| 5 | |
| 00:00:07,866 --> 00:00:10,066 | |
| 誰不是搞個油頭讓我加班 | |
| 6 | |
| 00:00:10,366 --> 00:00:12,300 | |
| 哎公子真的來不及了 | |
| 7 | |
| 00:00:16,866 --> 00:00:18,133 | |
| 忘記自己穿越了 | |
| 8 | |
| 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:19,666 | |
| 今天是相識的日子 | |
| 9 | |
| 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:20,666 | |
| 可不能錯過了 | |
| 10 | |
| 00:00:21,466 --> 00:00:23,566 | |
| 哎哎公子等等我哎 | |
| 11 | |
| 00:00:34,966 --> 00:00:35,666 | |
| 哼 | |
| 12 | |
| 00:00:35,666 --> 00:00:37,300 | |
| 這個廢物真的來考試 | |
| 13 | |
| 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,900 | |
| 你以爲自己抄襲了一首詩就了不得了 | |
| 14 | |
| 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:42,900 | |
| 到時候一定交白卷哼 | |
| 15 | |
| 00:00:43,066 --> 00:00:45,333 | |
| 我看交白卷倒不至 | |
| 16 | |
| 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:47,666 | |
| 但肯定會把考官驚呆 | |
| 17 | |
| 00:00:47,666 --> 00:00:50,200 | |
| 而後徹底在公務院裏把他除名 | |
| 18 | |
| 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,933 | |
| 以後都不准他再考了 | |
| 19 | |
| 00:00:54,733 --> 00:00:56,966 | |
| 這個人是不是有點眼熟啊 | |
| 20 | |
| 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:59,266 | |
| 怎麼長得跟個大姑娘似的 | |
| 21 | |
| 00:00:59,933 --> 00:01:00,966 | |
| 哎呂毅 | |
| 22 | |
| 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:02,900 | |
| 裝什麼清高 | |
| 23 | |
| 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:05,566 | |
| 那日你騙了我一千多兩銀子 | |
| 24 | |
| 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:07,566 | |
| 今日咱們再打個賭如何 | |
| 25 | |
| 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:09,700 | |
| 賭什麼 | |
| 26 | |
| 00:01:10,133 --> 00:01:11,200 | |
| 次日相試 | |
| 27 | |
| 00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:13,000 | |
| 如果你能榜上有名 | |
| 28 | |
| 00:01:13,466 --> 00:01:15,566 | |
| 我再送你1,000兩銀子 | |
| 29 | |
| 00:01:15,966 --> 00:01:17,566 | |
| 如若你榜上無名 | |
| 30 | |
| 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,933 | |
| 就把那1,000兩銀子還給我如何 | |
| 31 | |
| 00:01:21,133 --> 00:01:23,266 | |
| 好我跟你賭 | |
| 32 | |
| 00:01:23,366 --> 00:01:24,166 | |
| 好 | |
| 33 | |
| 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:25,200 | |
| 諸位考生 | |
| 34 | |
| 00:01:25,866 --> 00:01:27,533 | |
| 現在可以進貢院了 | |
| 35 | |
| 00:01:28,666 --> 00:01:29,466 | |
| 走吧走吧 | |
| 36 | |
| 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:31,100 | |
| 開始了 | |
| 37 | |
| 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,300 | |
| 公子您怎麼這麼早就出來了 | |
| 38 | |
| 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:49,333 | |
| 比百貨樓還快 | |
| 39 | |
| 00:01:49,966 --> 00:01:51,333 | |
| 你別老提那事 | |
| 40 | |
| 00:01:51,666 --> 00:01:52,866 | |
| 好題太簡單了 | |
| 41 | |
| 00:01:52,866 --> 00:01:54,066 | |
| 我做完就出來了 | |
| 42 | |
| 00:01:54,066 --> 00:01:56,266 | |
| 你就等着看我怎麼上榜吧 | |