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I'm really nervous for my first driving lesson today. It's so dangerous and I'm scared. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Thank you Laura 😊
I try 💖 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Global outward looking statesman who made a difference to Europe and the world
History will be kind to Angela | 0 | 0 | 2 |
OMG he was out of his depth and to be honest "useless" | 0 | 0 | 0 |
This deserves a large retweet 🌓 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
How can u be a footballer and STILL look like a full on junkie | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Love how modern society has the same rules for everyone, regardless of your job or background. Really brings the country together! | 1 | 1 | 4 |
I am really hating this work I get paid nothing and get constantly shouted at! | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Life is a billionth of a billionth chance.But the insisting pulse of a beginningless universe which gives us humans 1 chance to be its crown,here in fact! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
This conversation must be driven by the 94%.
The 6% have been pushing for change. | 0 | 1 | 3 |
I've been positive and booked tickets for me and mum to go see Mark Rylance in Jerusalem next August. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The reasoning behind the tightening of travel restrictions in the UK is flawed - If the goverment had real concern for the public health fast food would have been banned years ago. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Upand dressed at a reasonable time once again now that I have a new bathroom floor down | 0 | 0 | 0 |
14:44 Temp. 7.2°C, Hum. 73%, Dewp. 1.6°C, Bar. 1004.1 hpa, Rain Today 0.1000 mm | 0 | 0 | 0 |
People couldn’t be lazier at work if they tried | 0 | 1 | 4 |
Group of lads in a pub in Sheff just shouted SIUUU. Wish that asteroid would hit | 0 | 1 | 5 |
I would prefer to take advice from people who are actually qualified in the subject matter, in this case, scientists. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Supporting Cardiff isn't good for your health. | 0 | 1 | 3 |
We want to help with this | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I'll have a fresh tattoo in 5 weeks & I cannot wait | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Seems like a good time as any to try out this The Matrix thingy | 0 | 0 | 0 |
my darling my dear my darling | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Beautiful Jordan Davies 👏👏 get in! ❤️ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aha, my thoughts exactly. We are on which day now of the “vacation”? | 0 | 1 | 4 |
Sad news. RIP | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Norwich need to score whilst they’re on top. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The best thing about being in business is not having to report to anyone to make decisions. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Big enough tae calm him a fenian, big enough to get a belt in the jaw! | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Yes - I called it first 😁 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Lose some weight before restaurants ban you lad. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
"Do a PhD, it'll be fun and rewarding," said no clinically sane person. Ever. I repeat. Ever. | 1 | 1 | 4 |
I'm sure I'm getting more laid back about the whole virus thing. There is speculation about a possible lockdown after Christmas, and I've got to the stage of "never mind, we've had 3 already..." | 0 | 0 | 0 |
It's beggars belief that the MET Police suggest they can't, or won't, investigate crimes that have already been committed. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Please I really want to watch Pepe..atleast make I see am live on the 21st.
This freeze out isn’t worth it at all | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Breaking news: Pubs and bars the latest cure for COVID. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Game of the Year goes to Yakuza Like A Dragon, special mention to Yakuza Zero. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
We're heading to Lowestoft for lunch. We've saved up four pounds each. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Come On Chelsea! Let’s do this! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Vaccines do make a difference with covid spread - scientific studies have shown a definitive link between the current NHS wards being full of people seriously ill with covid and those people being mostly unvaccinated. Its putting a big strain on the NHS. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Played football tonight.
Am already suffering.
I am old.
That is all. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
'This guys stinks in the nostrils of decent people'
Quite a watch I have to say...... | 0 | 1 | 3 |
What a stupid take on football this is 😂😂😂 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
How's a guy supposed to shop for wife's birthday and Christmas in Aberdeen since John Lewis and Debenhams deserted the city? | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Did I not love enough to keep your attention on and on? | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Why does Ramish think he can stop my kitchen rennovation because of the noise? His kids are not exactly quiet or competent when they play their musical instruments, lets just say my dog makes a better sound. | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Just watched first two episodes of Just Like That! I don't think having half a bottle of red helped | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Politicians are nothing more than a corrupt, vile, self-serving wastes of thieves with a contempt for the electorate they purport to serve. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I see all the reasons Mark has put forward and they are well explained but you need to ask yourself what is he looking at getting out of this ?? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Right I need to wrap the Christmas presents , can't put it off any longer
😭😤🌲🎁 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Ugh bad parking really gives me the sh*ts. I’ve just left a note on a neighbour’s car. In my sleep deprived state, I managed to remain civil. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Congratulations on winning for an excellent project | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Why didn't they postpone the game like spurs did with having so many covid outbreaks 🙄 ridiculous | 0 | 0 | 1 |
No football tomorrow due to covid 😡 😡 have to find my football fix locally.. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Some children are just awesome ❤️ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The outlook for weather in Manchester today is rain. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Which of the D20 Authors’ books is hidden here? Have a guess for a chance to win it! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Wow… look at me… am smart!
Yes, bicycles have a carbon footprint, but it’s lower than if everyone had a car.
Also, why do people have fetish to talk about Lycra all the time… | 0 | 0 | 1 |
McDonalds should be rebranded Fast Food & I'm lovin it?!? You having a laugh. 20 minutes wait, cold food and my burger looks like its been in a fight with Mike Tyson | 1 | 1 | 3 |
Also realised the dress I am wearing is one I got for a Christmas party in 2010 😂😂🤦🏻♀️ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
FULL TIME
An opener from Scott Heard followed by braces from Ade Yusuff and Dave Smith seal all 3 points for Invicta
FIFC 5-0 HBFC | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I will be following the new rules event though the rule makers have never done the same despite their promises. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Prizes must be claimed tonight or re drawn.
50 inch t.v plus many more prizes
£1 a go 🤶 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
McTominay the best player on the park again. Interesting as Twitter would have you believe he should be playing league two. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
That pretty much covers the relevant points raised | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Love the overhead view in the cricket | 0 | 0 | 1 |
It all gets tekky at night time | 0 | 0 | 0 |
1 man commits suicide roughly every 40 seconds globally. Let that sink in | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Wonder if we’re going to see any tweets about Rangnick’s intelligence and tactical prowess that lead to a CR7 penalty saving them | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Another takeover but can see why this makes sense and gives financial stability to one of the platform newcomers. And not PE this time 🤣 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Vaccine mandates are obviously great things for the good of the people, cause nothing bad has ever happened by forcing people into things. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Oh what a surprise BBC weather says it's raining in Manchester! in Manchester! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Such a coincidence that two of my favourite songs have the number 17 in | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Indeed!! We all need to take maximum care, to protect others and ourselves, all of the time ⚠️ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Boris johnson must host the best parties | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Is that the £350m a week the Brexit leavers promised the NHS?
Asking for a country. | 0 | 1 | 5 |
This is the most invested I’ve been in buying a Leeds fest ticket I actually woke up early cos I’m desperate | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I think he's lost the plot 🤔 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Really insane to think Brandon Marshall had the best season of his Hall of Fame career while in his 30s and playing with Ryan Fitzpatrick for the New York jets | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Some girls at Michelangelo’s talking about how they want a frat baby i love Madison | 0 | 1 | 3 |
This is the festivity you cannot miss...
A superb venue, and a wonderful evening..
December What's On list included..! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
This is INCREDIBLE! I’m on it now and….wow. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Slightly worried that the police think that potential crimes need not be investigated after a certain length of time. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
The PM as usual is stretching the bounds of honesty, far beyond being merely economical with the truth. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
It's so ironic to me that rich people receieve free stuff from companies when they could easily purchase it themselves. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
On to the next match! 🦌 💪🏽 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I’m one in 80,000,000. Put that in your pipe and smoke it | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Finally getting somewhere, temporary house for me and my boy waiting on our forever home 🥰🏡❤️ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
And yet you're so far
Like a distant star | 0 | 0 | 1 |
How you meant to start dating again when your 5’4? 🤔 not even Snow White wants me 😂 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Welcome to the UK there is no money to allow the poorest people in the country to maintain £20 a week to aid living but were here to write off £4.3billion in fraud money. | 1 | 1 | 4 |
The equivalent of yer da tellin you how Kirsty Maccol died is yer maw telling you it was Aled Jones singing walking in the air | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Down to 10 men - hold on Ox | 0 | 0 | 1 |
It's really annoying how often the travel requirements/covid restrictions are changing. I'm really stressed that the government have now introduced an additional 2 tests for travelers just before my trip to Paris! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Thinking about the time I refused to pay £10 for headphones at a silent disco. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Darrell covers all seasons………. Mostly with masking tape. 😂😂 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
This is great because she could not have chosen a more smoking picture of 63 year old Madonna | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Tell me if I’m wrong rlc blown his chance to cement a position in midfield i speak of Ruben cos I expected more when he got given 1st team starts n he simple not taken them super sub for me now! | 0 | 0 | 1 |
06:53 Temp. 1.1°C, Hum. 94%, Dewp. -0.1°C, Bar. 995.8 hpa, Rain Today 0 mm, Wind 90° 1.1 km/h | 0 | 0 | 0 |
13:46 Temp. 9.6°C, Hum. 88%, Dewp. 7.1°C, Bar. 1014 hpa, Rain Today 0 mm | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Robin Beck on BBC4, younger sister of John Beck. The first time. | 0 | 0 | 2 |