rt @namratavy : @lifelovesuma fruit of wait is sweet .. real romance will be better than hot dreams of ganga

RT @namratavy : @lifelovesuma intezaar ka phal is sweet .. gangaa ke hot dreams se Accha hoga real romance ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜


@Insane_chorri @ghost_particle everyone get together and kill

@Insane_chorri @ghost_particle maar daalo sab mil ke


your father has named you what? chaman it is a good name, suits you.

tumhare papa ne naam rakha hai kya tumhara? Chaman achha naam hai, suit karta hai.


@Choti_Daku awesome, means whole twitter is going to get cooked

@Choti_Daku arre waah, matlab aaj poora twitter pakne wala hai


#Sallu_bhai please reply to me personally one time... brother there's something #kuchh_khas for you ,  whatsapp 8083503086

#Sallu_bhai mere ko prsnly msg kr do ek baar... Bhai #kuchh_khas hai aap ke lye,  whatsapp 8083503086


hi brother, my wish in this life is to hug you once.....

hy bhai,life ek wish hai bas ek bar tumhe gaale milooo......


jihad is like a salman khan movie. the one who understands gets high.

Jihad is like a Salman Khan movie. Jisko samjhi uski nikal padi.


brother whenever god gives, gives by tearing off roof

bhai upar wala jab bhi deta.. deta chappar phaad ke


your hand is very hot . . remember . . ?

tere hath bot garm h .  .  remember .  .  ?


very blasting song last time friday night & this time party night..party from your side only this party has the kick...

very dhamaka song pichli baar jumme ki raat &iss baar party ki raat wow..party aapki taraf se iss party mehi kick hai...


@Shahrcasm laught out loud.. i've never deceived anyone, have only faced it

@Shahrcasm LOL.. Maine aajtak dhokha nahi diya,, bas khaya hai


it seems like we are not seeing #JioFilmfareAwards but we are seeing #Jio advertisements .. netowork is not getting slow and bad ..

Lag raha he #JioFilmfareAwards nahi dekh rahe #Jio ki ads dekh rahe he .. Network slow aur faltu ho raha he ab toh ..


@puks100 @imVkohli atleast we did not get late


@coolfunnytshirt ha ha ha sahi baat hai :)


this gujarati has done amazing again .... wow mukeshbhai wo ... may you live thousand years ...  #jio #JioSummerSurpriseOffer

Yehh Gujju ne fir se kamal kr diya .... vaah MukeshBhai Vaah ... aap JIO hazaro saall ... #jio #JioSummerSurpriseOffer


@Fussy_Ca Dulhe raja se pooch lepic.twitter.com/hFYDMvh7HD


@someUSER just another reminder of my request for you guys to sing kingdom come on thursday .  .  .  and safe and sound


it was no ball, not out... i am not giving bat, just go... its my bat https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/854650645646786560 …

No ball thi, out nahi hai... main nahi deta batting jao... meri bat haihttps://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/854650645646786560 …


@Ra_Bies bas aap sirf mujhe hi gaaliyan do bas


in the field of game, i'm at top . . . but in case of studies, i'm nothing

game k mamle  , me top .  .  .  padhai me phussssss


@Aashi_81 i knew that you wont beleive https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/668970737714257920 …

@Aashi_81 mujhe pata tha tum believe nahi karogihttps://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/668970737714257920 …


@narendramodi now everytime modi government


@JhaSanjay congress aap everyone is together @ArvindKejriwal @OfficeOfRG

@JhaSanjay Congress AAP sab mile hue hai ji @ArvindKejriwal @OfficeOfRG


modi sir please give him some job.. he is total useless https://twitter.com/JhaSanjay/status/640779141026025472 …

Modi ji pehle pls iski job lagwao.. Maha vella haihttps://twitter.com/JhaSanjay/status/640779141026025472 …


Astrologer Sidharth On Mahashivratri with RJ Rohit Kullad as big jyotish guru @ 92.7 Big FM by Astrologer S http://t.co/bv2yLRU8O8


if alcohol had toxics then bottle would have danced too. pic.twitter.com/cRKNp8Yvxr

Nasha sharab mein hota toh naachti botal.pic.twitter.com/cRKNp8Yvxr


because in the end reality kicks in! now if you've eaten then better get on to work

Because in the end reality kicks in! Samose khaa kar hogaya ab kaam par lag jao!


@Sab_PK out ho gaya :D inna accha khel raha tha


by writing in bolds on twitter people from bank wont come to your house and give money. go to bank and stand in the line https://twitter.com/LEDtvn/status/798421974318022656 …

Twitter par bold me likhne se bank wale tumhare ghar aakar paise nahi dene wale. Bank me jaakar line me lago.. https://twitter.com/LEDtvn/status/798421974318022656 …


cebu's original lechon belly in parkmall joins the bazaar in it park next friday . -nov 9 .  taste the boneless lechon belly the way it was created

cebu's original lechon belly in parkmall joins the bazaar in it park next fri . -nov 9 .  taste the boneless lechon belly the way it was created


then also heart is indian ... ab's commentary ... #wc2015 #indvspak #excited #amitabhbachchan #commentary watching pakitan vs india

Phir bhi dil hai Hindustani ... AB's Commentary ... #wc2015 #indvspak #excited #amitabhbachchan #commentary watching Pakistan vs India


if only boys keep taking birth then how are we going to marry them ... ramdev sir please make some medicine to bring more girls to birth

bete peida hote rahe to in beto ki shadi kisse krwayega .  .  .  ramdev ji plz koi beti peida hone wali dwai b bnaiye


@HathwalaThakur dont we have a photo after 5 second of this?

@HathwalaThakur iske 5 second baad wali photu nahi hai?


salman brother please gift a car to me ?

salman bhai muje ek gaddi gift krde yr ?


@Lala_The_Don we'll make their face black this time #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra

@Lala_The_Don inke chehre pe kaalik poti jayegi is baar  #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra


that means your menu chart also includes salt and water . . . . hahaha

that means ur menu chart must also include salt n water .  .  .  . hahaha


#Dhoni one side their is msd who thinks of his team and gives up on his captaincy and other side their is msy ( mulayam ) who is not ready to sacrifice anything

#Dhoni ek MSD hain jo team ki sochte hain aur capatincy tyag dete hain aur dusri taraf MSY hain ( mulayam ) jo kuch bhi tyaagne ko ready nahi


@IAMSUNNYDEOL sunny brother you can pull out pakistan's handpump.. but cant use hashtag properly ??

@IAMSUNNYDEOL Sunny Paji aap Pakistan ka handpump ukhaad sakte ho.. Par hashtag theek se nahi laga sakte ??


i hope that in some j&k will get integrated into this some people will oppose but with opposition also democracy works - fm #gst

Kuchh dinon mein umeed karta hun J&K isme integrate "karlega Kucch log virodh karenge lekin virodh ke saath bhi loktantra chalta hai-FM #GST


look at their dreams 500K  @iamGunjanGrunge


aung san suu kyi with mother of sanu pic.twitter.com/qXFwpCigal

Aung San Suu Kyi with Mother of Sanu Kipic.twitter.com/qXFwpCigal


awesome ....if like this all nations get understandable then their will be no enemies.....plz #Being_Human

awesome ....agr isi trh sare mulk smzdar ho jae to dusmni rhegi hi nhi......plz #Being_Human


@RashtrapatiBhvn this is very thrilling . i am proud of ndian air-force . victory to mother india

@RashtrapatiBhvn bahut hi romachak hai . I proud of Indian air-force . Bharat mata ki jai


please come....i dont lose as much energy in keeping fast as in waiting for you...please come...please...

plzz aajaao yar....itna enry roza rkhne me ktm nahi hoti..jitni apka w8 krne me ho rhi h....plzz come na.....plzzzz....


@coolfunnytshirt ha ha ha...bahut badhiya :)


love brought us to which crossroads #YoNitishSoTantrik pic.twitter.com/Hk7ahA63eZ

Pyaar hume kis mod pe le aayaa.. #YoNitishSoTantrikpic.twitter.com/Hk7ahA63eZ


oh brother of mine just tell me why #RahulGandhi is supporting jihadi jignes mevani and unar khiladi? does #RahulGandhi wants a divided India 0 why #RahulGandhi support #TripleTalaq ?

Oh bhai mere ye bhi bata de ki #RahulGandhi jihadi jignes mevani aur unar khalid ka support kyun kar rahe hain? Does #RahulGandhi wants a divided India 0 Why #RahulGandhi support #TripleTalaq ?


login after entering mobile number and password . . .

mobile number or password daalke login kar do .  .  .


people who look bad even after prisma filter, only god is their support then.

Jo log prisma filter ke baad bhi bure dikhte hai, unka sirf bhagwaan hi maalik hai.


Children true to mind. #SMJ #AamirKhan #KuchChaunkaDeneWalaImagepic.twitter.com/Qpd2X2IV1H

Bachhe Mann Ke Sachhe. #SMJ #AamirKhan #KuchChaunkaDeneWalaImagepic.twitter.com/Qpd2X2IV1H


Tumhi ho mata, Peta tumhi ho'

~ animals


@huh_watnow hum bane tum bane. Ek dooje ke liye


please forgive me, i had done a mistake pic.twitter.com/w9AbkK2FYa

Maaf kar do bhai, galti ho gayipic.twitter.com/w9AbkK2FYa


come on.. come on.. bajrangi brother come on

Aaaa bhi jaa.. Aaaa bhi jaa... Bajrangi bhaijaan aaaa bhi jaa


rt @AB_Ali714 : some twisted souls from lahore and islamabad bashing kpk government for not giving protection to chinese on cpec route !

RT @AB_Ali714 : Some twisted souls from Lahore and Islamabad bashing KPK govt for not giving protection to Chinese on CPEC route !


we all are racists, the moment we see a black man we call him south indian. oh brother he can be nigerian too.

We all are racists, koi kaala insaan dikha nahi usse madrasi bol diya. Arre bhia Nigerian bhi toh ho sakta hai.


will you give money to think something new?


@sagarcasm i am here since one week, but cant think of what else to upload instead of selfies

@sagarcasm main hafte bhar se huu, magar selfies chhod kar kya upload karu kuch nahi samajh raha :D


i have to come to office even on the day of match, but no worries, somehow keeping it hidden i have kept on the live streaming . . . . . go india go.

match wale din bhi office aana pada but koi na boss se chhupte chhupate online live streaming chalu hai .  .  .  .  .  . go india go .


@someUSER one win from the superbowl !  game tomorrow at noon !  git arr done !  http/URL

@someUSER 1win from the superbowl !  game tomorrow at noon !  git r done !  http/URL


i wish nintendo (and other game/console manufacturers) would give us money to play then i would not have to do a job

kaash ,  nintendo (aur baaki saare game/console manufacturers) humey khel ne ke paise dete ,  toh aaj naukri nahi karni padhti .  .  .


please reply back.. its not good to make senior citizens anxious... they just are going to live for 2-4 days more https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/640778670345334784 …

Reply kardo yaar.. Senior citizens ko pareshaan karna theek nahi.. 2-4 din ki aur zindagi hai inkihttps://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/640778670345334784 …


@Atheist_Krishna your deeds are printed in the newspaper pic.twitter.com/Kc6CE6pbAn

@Atheist_Krishna Tere kisse chape hai akhbaar mepic.twitter.com/Kc6CE6pbAn


no matter the number of games they have . . they will play mario and contra only . .

chahe kitni bhi games ho .  .  khelenge to mario aur contra hi .  .


@twinitisha what can we do now? some people ask name and the very next moment they disappear

@twinitisha kya karein ab? Koi log toh naam puchte hai aur turant gayab ho jaate hai


3 stages of life of sagarika ghose:

1) birth

2) who has colored me green..my happiness...has killed me..

3) death

3 stages of life of Sagarika Ghose:

1) Janam

2) Humpe ye kisne hara rang daala.. Khushi ne hamari.. Hume.. Maar dala..

3) Maut


@PMOIndia sir the #GST needs to be paid by us students or what...are these the #ache_din for us students

@PMOIndia sir kya ye #GST bhi hm student ko hi pay krna hai ab... Kya yahi #ache_din hain hm students ke liye...


in reality we still dont know who has murdered arushi

really me arushi ke murder kisne kiya tha abi tak pata nahi .  .  .


brother @Atheist_Krishna display pic who is the dog cant figure out

Bhai @Atheist_Krishna DP me kutta kaun sa hai pata hi nahi chal raha


@Lala_The_Don modi is here to take them out of darkness #ModiJeetaoNitishBhagao

@Lala_The_Don Modi jee aa gaye hain unhe andhere se nikaalne k liye  #ModiJeetaoNitishBhagao


@IamSalaar what brother, you were here to bury him and now yourself are buried . laugh out loud

@IamSalaar Kya bhai , Dafan karne aaye the khud hi dafan ho gaye . lol


watching republic day parade is better than watching india playing cricket match .  .  .  . victory to india .  .  .  .

watching republic day parade is better then the watching india playing cricket match .  .  .  . jai hind .  .  .  .


@dwivedi_ji12 he is roaming around carrying a lantern. #JunglerajEpisode2

@dwivedi_ji12 wo aaj bhi lalten liye ghoom rahe hai. #JunglerajEpisode2


2 centuries by rahul dravid in 1999 wc . @StarSportsIndia #OwnTheJersey


he is love. I love him man. @MeetUunngLee brother, mishrajee is my friend and a very good human

he is love. I love him man. @MeetUunngLee bhai, ye Mishrajee hamare dost hai aur bahot badhiya insaan hai


on november 16 ; me ,  my mom ,  and my sister are going to see  " breaking dawn: part 2 "  #judgeus


Ab ye khabar kaun faila raha hai ki Gujrat election ke baad sabke khaate mein 1-1 #BitCoin #NarendraModi ji dalwane wale hain ? Tab tak 1 bitcoin #ERROR ! # 15 lakh ho jaayega 0


demon gaze ,  a next-gen dungeon rpg for the the playstation vita [1st trailer and screens]: kadokawa games today  .  .  .  http/URL


@narendramodi instead of gujarat's development if we talk about india's development then it will be better. india needs result of demonitesation and #GST.

@narendramodi Ji Gujarat ke Vikas ki jagah India ke vikas ki bat ki jaye to kahi behatar hoga. India ko notebandhi aur #GST ke result chahiye.


how do you know this? you know everything?

tujhe kaise nahi pata yeh? Tujhe toh sab pata hota hai na?


first day filming on dancing on ice tomorrow ,  should be interesting .


hackers have already defeated windows 8 ,  and readwrite mobile ranked it 5th in interface design ,  behind ios and android .


it was not for you brother, i have muted you..

tere liye nahi tha bhai, tujhe mute kiya hua hai..


and you used to collect small small pieces of chalk . . .or you would just collect chalk from other section black board that were fallen down

aur to aur chalk k chote chote tukde bhi zma kerte they .  .  . ya dusre section k black board k neeche pade tukde bhi la k dete they kabhi :p


@HolySmokeee shruti will come after interval

@HolySmokeee Shruti interval ke baad aayegi


@Alllahdin the one who lies is bitten by crow, fear the black crow- i will go to jamaica and you just keep on watching

@Alllahdin jhooth bole kauva kaate, kaale kauve se dariyo main-jamiaca chali jaungi tum dekhte rahiyo


there is a hindi saying, smart crow eats shit.pic.twitter.com/gjJaLC3MnK

There's a hindi saying, shaana kauva gu khaata hai.pic.twitter.com/gjJaLC3MnK


obama is good for israel: tens of millions of americans will go to the polls on tuesday to vote for a president  .  .  .  http/URL


@ek_samosa_dena gaye that day, now health is not good

@ek_samosa_dena gaye woh din, ab haalat theek nahi hai


on the plus side @someUSER have a gig on saturday night at the lexington - come along :)


Barkha Dutt, Sagarika Ghose and Rajdeep Sardesai at the moment. #YakubToHangpic.twitter.com/sSr1lLR7WD


@Retributions where are you banging your head on friday night, did not you have anything to drink

@Retributions kidhar sar phod rahe ho Friday night. Daru nahi piye kya


after the 9th of november ,  i'll be partying like the teenagers in project x .


anyways i have a bit irritation with metaphorical poetries @scaryhairyman

mujhe waise bhi thodi si chidh hai metaphorical poetries se! :D @scaryhairyman


sir stop giving this knowledge on #GST! try to file a return on gstin website! cost of every item is increased now!

Sir #GST pe yeh gyan baṅṭna band kijiye! GSTN ki website pe ek return file karo pata chalega! Har cheez ka dam badha diya!


@ROFLaaLa lala brother whatever praises i have heard about you.. you are even 2 peg more than that

@ROFLaaLa Lala bhai aapke baare me jitni tareef suni thi.. Aap usse bhi 2 peg zyada ho


@PriyancaBajaj what did you write? i was drunk a lot must have missed

@PriyancaBajaj kya likha tha? Bahot pi li thi miss hua hoga


@BloodyKamina taare.. brother,please don't vote for AAP

@BloodyKamina Taare.. Bhai tu pls AAP ko vote mat dena


@YouDontKnowWho_ we too watch everything from "Interstellar" to "Tu Hatt Main Lagu".

@YouDontKnowWho_ hum bhi "Interstellar" se leke "tu hatt main lagu" tak sab kuch dekh lete hain.


there are also some engineers who are jain


@Atheist_Krishna the one in which you put a photo?

@Atheist_Krishna jis mein tune ek photo daali hai?


@Ra_Bies it was in the old times that nothing could be done  @akshaykanitkar

@Ra_Bies wo to pehle ki baat thi purba kuch nahi ho sakta @akshaykanitkar


police: you have the right to remain silent . what ever you say may be held against you, me: harry styles

police: you have the right to remain silent .  what ever you say may be hel against you me: harry styles


if you reply to a pakistani today, make sure to add  '#जयहिन्द' in it, their asses would be roasted to black , and it would also keep on trending

Aaj jis bhi Paki ko reply karo.. '#जयहिन्द' zaroor add karo.. Gaand jal k kali ho jaegi unki.. Aur trend bhi hota rahega


no .. when I went to the theater there were a lot of people .. but afterwards no one came out .. #Gunda https://twitter.com/Insane_chorri/status/627907559500873728 …

Nahi.. Theater me gaye to bohot the.. Bahar koi nahi aaya.. #Gunda https://twitter.com/Insane_chorri/status/627907559500873728 …


#AskObamaModi

what's behind the corset
?? under the crust
 ??

#AskObamaModi

Choli ke peeche kya hai ?? Chunari ke neeche ??


#ManmohanSingh silently gave 5 direct trains to jaunpur whereas @Narendramodi gave 0 direct trains to jaunpur, shame on @Sureshpprabhu

#ManmohanSingh Ne Jaunpur Ko Chupchap 5 Direct Trains De Diya Tha 0 @Narendramodi Ne Jaunpur Ko 0 Train Diya Hai 0 Shame on @Sureshpprabhu


@sahilmjain @shivanimehra86 it was closed by then

@sahilmjain @shivanimehra86 tab tak bandh ho chuka tha


the number of revolutionaries is increasing in large numbers day by day, is this development? https://twitter.com/jinitjain08/status/878626268987764737 …

Krantikaariyon ki taadad din ba din bhaari sankhya mein badhti nazar aarahi hai, kya yeh hi hai vikas?https://twitter.com/jinitjain08/status/878626268987764737 …


@oxymoronic_me it's ok, it happens .we must meet

@oxymoronic_me theek hai, hota hai. We must meet


@rubikaliyaquat then aaj tak and zee news's value will sky rocket.. super idea ..

@rubikaliyaquat phir aaj tak aur zee news ki value aasmaan par jayegi .. super idea ..


peacock:
share a smile today ... pray for something today... drink a tear today.

peahen:
i'm not ready for this ya!https://twitter.com/CNNnews18/status/869864500773625857 …

Peacock:
Aaj ek hasi aur baant lo ... aaj ek dua aur maang lo ... aaj ek AANSOO aur pee lo.

Peahen:
I'm not ready for this ya!https://twitter.com/CNNnews18/status/869864500773625857 …


@premlata_rai hello sir how come you didn't sleep yet?

@premlata_rai oyye shaabji aap shoya nahi kya?


muze to bhashan sunke bahut hasi aya rahe the .   ?


nahi, ye filter hai. Named "Holy Spirit"


the whole world brother, we are shaking the whole world

poori duniya bhai, pori duniya hila rahe hai hum :D


bayern munich goalkeeper manuel neuer shows he could play in midfield vs. bayer leverkusen: bayern munich may have .  .  .  http/URL

bayern munich goalkeeper manuel neuer shows he could play in midfield v bayer leverkusen: bayern munich may have .  .  .  http/URL


our brother @bhak_sala is becoming famous pic.twitter.com/bHjbFFscBh

Apne bhai @bhak_sala ke charche hai pic.twitter.com/bHjbFFscBh


@AsifaMugal when did you get aunty fobia !!!! we'll get a good father for you..... ooooo

@AsifaMugal are aunty fobia kb se hua !!!! Accha father layege tumhare liye boy ..... ooooo


@PoojaMissra one day these presstitutes will have to ride on donkeys ... #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@PoojaMissra Ek din inn sab presstitutes ko hona padega gadhe par sawaar...  #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


@Alllahdin ___ give your heart to me ___ give your heart to me____ give your heart to me please.

@Alllahdin ___ deke dekho ___ deke dekho ____ deke dekho ji.


@ Han_watno it has been days since today the moon came out in the street

@huh_watnow aaj kitne dino ke baad gali me aaj chand nikla


if you are carrying on hatred for indians in your heart that means you are 'minority' https://twitter.com/ZAhmad__/status/662142504532340736 …

Dil me hindustaniyo ke liye nafrat le kar chal rahe ho.. To 'minority' ho tumhttps://twitter.com/ZAhmad__/status/662142504532340736 …


@twinitisha Meri to life hi sad ho gayee hai


deewar fame dialog wil change : amitji; i have car,house and money, what do you have? shashiji ; i have#RightToPrivacy

Deewar fame dialog wil change : Amitji ; Mere pass gadi hai bungla hai paisa hai " tumhare pas kya hai ? Shashiji ; Mere pasd #RightToPrivacy hai


@ashutosh83B one who has a talented guy like you by his side can easily reach top 5. send ak to punjab and make yourself the cm of delhi.

@ashutosh83B Aap jaisa talentd banda jiske pass hoga woh top 50 kya top 5 pe pahunch jayega . Aap AK ko Punjab bhejke khud Delhi ke CM banjao .


there's smoke everywhere.. there's fire somewere..https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/684651549507874816 …

Dhua dhua ho raha hai samaa.. Kahi to hai aag lagee..https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/684651549507874816 …


they keep disturbing guddu , poor guy cannot even watch a game in peace.

pareshan karte rehte hai guddu ko ,  aaram se bechara match bhi nahi dhek pata .


doing #GST work is like  opening #cooker 's safety valve isn't it...?????

#GST ka kam karna #cooker ka safety valve kholne jaisa nahi lag raha kya...?????


what,do fbi officers not have a email?!! https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/638720686832287744 …

Kyu fb ke adhikariyo ke paas email nahi hai kya https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/638720686832287744 …


@dhaikilokatweet save it in my pendrive @BUnlimted @akshay_airlift @aamir_khan

@dhaikilokatweet bhai pendrive me daal dena meri  @BUnlimted @akshay_airlift @aamir_khan


@vishalsingh713 if pre leap has been shot, please post a pic with the old cast. :(

@vishalsingh713 agar pre leap ka shoot ho chuka hai ek pic post kar dijiye na with old cast :(


@PrathamOfficial because no one was retweeting

@PrathamOfficial koi rt nahi kar raha tha isliye


haha some urgent work came up at that time :)


yukti this made my nite :d  .  tod  .  mtlb todddddddddddddddddd


@kitAnurag hahaha. i am confused weather to say thanks or to lean ahead for a kiss.

@kitAnurag hahaha. samajh nahi aa raha thanks bolun ya smooch ke liye aage badhun.


.. that is also being one , now-a-days this Technology has also arrived in motion Pictures Cameras , it is possible that video cassetes also have good pictures.....

.. kiyaa jaataa hai , aaj kal ye Technology motion Pictures Cameras mein bhi aa gaye hai , ho sakta hai ki Video cassette bhi achhi pictures .....


ab got out. next one will get out as well, everyone will get out. #IndvsSa

AB gaya. Wo bi jayega. Sab jayenge. #IndvsSa


you didn't do anything other than clicking pictures.  .  .

apne to kuch kiya nai siwai photo khichne ke .  .  .


@MeetUunngLee @Being_Humor LOL. i have also been asked for the same by a lot of girls. i'll also search for it

@MeetUunngLee @Being_Humor LOL. Mujhe bhi bahot puchha hai ladkiyon ne iske baare mein. Main bhi dhundta hu


how are you bhaijan???? eagerly waiting for 17th

kaise ho bhaijan???? eagerly waiting for 17th


sir dont lie.. before 8th nov it took 20 minutes for a withdrawal at sbi. https://twitter.com/anilkohli54/status/804595915814146048 …

Sir dont lie.. 8th Nov ke pehle bhi SBI me withdrawal ke 20 minute lagte the https://twitter.com/anilkohli54/status/804595915814146048 …


this is the first time I have seen a player bowling as well as fielding.

Esa Player Pheli Bar Dekha Hai Jisne .. Balling Bhi ki Fielding Bhi ki ...


hmmm poor cute shan. . . . .  got serious, how sweet is their friendship <3

hmmm bechara cute shaan  .  .  .  .  .  serious ho gya how sweet their frndship <3


ha ha ha...this guy is awesome https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/799664380707123200 …

Ha ha ha...Kamal hai yaar ye aadmihttps://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/799664380707123200 …


@ek_samosa_dena looks like it from his face

@ek_samosa_dena shaka se toh aise hi lagta hai


why did you name your movie bajrangi bhaijaan salman.

bajrange bhai jan. flim ka nam kyu rakha sallu bhi


ho ho ho ravish sir has been trashed @theFirstHandle nehttp://myvoice.opindia.com/2016/11/baagon-mein-bahar-ravish-kumar/ …

Ho Ho Ho Ravish ji ki le li @theFirstHandle  nehttp://myvoice.opindia.com/2016/11/baagon-mein-bahar-ravish-kumar/ …


@Madan_Chikna @Alllahdin i can't find it man

@Madan_Chikna @Alllahdin nahi mil raha yaar


dear gandhi family,

you gave us freedom without sword, without shield (gandhi)
the rest of bhagat singh and all did what?

stop selling gandhis

regards https://twitter.com/INCIndia/status/904556266818723840 …

Dear Gandhi Family,

De di hamein azaadi bina khadak bina dhaal (Gandhi)
Baaki Bhagat Singh aur sab kaun?

Stop selling GANDHIS

REGARDShttps://twitter.com/INCIndia/status/904556266818723840 …


god was right in front of my eyes brother, right in front.


@Champ_Nikk come here, i'll buy a tea for you.


kangaroos kinhili has ended, now they'll be thrashed#IndvsAus

Kangaroos kinhili khatam, ab unka diwala niklega #IndvsAus


why is there a ruckus,i did not commit robbery, i have not committed theft….

Hangama hai kyu barpa, Daka to nahi dala, chori to nahi ki hai.... #GhulamAli


@BUnlimted and they abuse modi .. they don't even know that their good days have already arrived @ColdCigar @LEDtvn

@BUnlimted aur Modi ji ko gaaliya dete hai.. Inhe pata bhi nahi inke achche din kab ke aa gaye @ColdCigar @LEDtvn


@iMademoiselle can i first go to a salon? i am looking like a beggar at the moment. :P

@iMademoiselle mainpehle fursat mein ek salon hokar aajau? Ghanshu bhikari lag raha hu aaj kal. :P


hii bhaijaan...now i can't wait...i want to talk to you

hii bhaijaan...ab intjaar ni ho rha h...apse baat karni h


mohe rang dho laal #BajiraoMastani @deepikapadukone what a charming song !!

Mohe Rang dho laal #BajiraoMastani @deepikapadukone charming song !!


i have heard that #GST has failed as well!


#taalthokke there should be one on #DNA reservation as well . this would lead to a #surgicalstrike on the votes. @sudhirchaudhary

#taalthokke Ek #DNA reservation band karne par bhi hona chaiye . Isse ek baar me hi vote bank par #surgicalstrike ho jayegi . @sudhirchaudhary


@wistyloony during te day i need tea, wisky in the evening, a girl at the night, and a good night's sleep

@wistyloony apan ko toh chahiye din mein cutting chai, shaam ko daaru raat ko ladki aur neend aajaye... Ayye Ganpat Ganpat


if everyone understood this then it would have been really good.

Ye baat agar sabko samajh aati toh kya baat hoti! :-)


why does the wind move? why does we water drink? why does the idiot stutter? neither you know nor we

Kyun chalti hai Pawan? Kyu peeta hai Gagan? Kyu haklata hai Chhagan? Na tum jaano na hum.


they need a pic of the baba who gives bath pic.twitter.com/CqGMzeFLed

Inko to zarurat bhi hai nehelane wale baba ki pic.twitter.com/CqGMzeFLed


arnab should still be thankful to barkha, otherwise, if she would have called hafeez then we don't have any idea what would have happened.

Arnab should still be thankful to Barkha, otherwise, agar ek call Hafeez bhai ko kar deti to pata nahi kya kya ho jata.


all hail #SakmanVerdict all hail #jaya verdictbe annihilated

Jai Ho #SalmanVerdict

Jaya Ho #JayaVerdict

Satyanash Ho


live chat with salman khan.... i feel as if it's a dream that superstar of his stature is talking with us live

Salman Khan se live baat .... mujhy lg raha hai ky khuwab hi hai mera itnay bary star ......or hmsy baat wah.....


isse achha aur kya ho sakta hai? Batao :D


how good were the games at that time . . awesome

kya game hote the us timw ke .  .  jhakkas


it was only yesterday that it came out on the news .  now would kejrival cancel his nomination ?  ?

ye kal ki baat h news channels me bhi aaya h .  ab kejriwal kya iski nomination cancel karega ?  ?


@TheInsaneSane when did you start working on custom rom

@TheInsaneSane custom rom pe kab ka aa gaya.


finally it has launched featuring paaji.. its awesoome!!

finally a gaga featuring luncher paaji .  .  . maza aa gaya .  .  .  !  !  !


understand the meaning behind what is being said : http://twitter.com/nazirology/states/862795386708262912…

Baat ki gehraiyon ko samjhohttps://twitter.com/nazirology/status/862795386708262912 …


modi's will write history in his tenure.

Ek naya itihas banayega Modi ji ka karyekaal.


aap sab mile huwe ho ji, ladkiyon ke saath.


@Bashayakini why do you do this to me? make a plan for friday, anyways you don't pick up my phone

@ashkaikini arre, kya hai ye attaycahar kyun? Friday ka plan rakh, waise bhi tu phone nahi uthaati mera


@TejYadav 14 @yadavtejashwi and #Modi is not letting me get married #Trump sir help us

@TejYadav 14 @yadavtejashwi aur meri shadi #Modi ji nahi hone de rahe hai #Trump ji help us


lol  .  .  .  .  in every movie it's the dream of the hero to go to canada to drive taxi :d

lol  .  .  .  .  har movie me hero ka ek sapna hota hai canada jake taxi chalane ka :d


hey you member of stark family @iamGunjanGrunge look at this pic.twitter.com/mpL3Ui6aHW

Oye Stark khaandaan ke chiraag @iamGunjanGrunge ye dekhpic.twitter.com/mpL3Ui6aHW


duplicat iphone with android would work as well .. in the rrange of 4-5000 https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/625626939919732737 …

Nakli iPhone with Android bhi chalega.. 4-5000 kahttps://twitter.com/aajtak/status/625626939919732737 …


"mom, when we have a photo of gandhiji on a 500 note, why do we worship lakshmi?"

#Overheard

"Mummy jab 500 ke note pe Gandhi ji ki photo hai to hum Lakshmi ji ki poojan kyu karte hai"

#Overheard


had India won, it would have become another happy new year. . . . farah khan wouldn't have had to make the second part

agar india jeet jaati toh ek aur happy new year ban jaati  .  .  .  . farah khan ko part 2 nahi banana padta


garbage bin ,  sawaal to sahi diya hai :)


the vulgar photos and videos that you share are the ones we call digital #molestation

Ye to tum ashleel tweet " foto aur video bhejte ho na " wahi digital #molestation hai 0


@Integrated_me sleep ka koi shape nahi hota sahab


@Kaminapun search for someone's old tweets pic.twitter.com/KTJtdfbVfO

@Kaminapun Kisi ke puraane tweets khojnapic.twitter.com/KTJtdfbVfO


the two lukes (austen and dickens) playing at nelson bay diggers club this friday 2/11 .  go check them out if you live in the area .  .

the two lukes (austen and dickens) playing at nelson bay diggers club this friday 2/11 .  go check 'em out if you live in the area .  .


@GappistanRadio yes it looks like a fraud

@GappistanRadio haan ee jhol lag raha hai


@coolfunnytshirt you go ahead, we are with you

@coolfunnytshirt Tum aage badho. Hum tumhare saath hain.


aaptards should jump in delhi's yamuna https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/667623202730864640 …

AAPtards shud jump in dilli ki yamunahttps://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/667623202730864640 …


@Being_Humor this has already happened https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/655257350530404352 …

@Being_Humor ye ho chuka hai https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/655257350530404352 …


@the_jok_er  even i have investe 100-150 crore on it

@the_jok_er hamare hi 100-150 crore le gaya hai


m tomorrow ?  ?  the grey concept from h&amp

are you ready to shop the new collection from h&amp


mechanical engineers still have a chance, what will happen to other engineers.  .  .  .  .  .

mechanical me to fir bhi chance h or engineers ka kya hoga  .  .  .  .  .  .


please don't hurt people's feelings by teeting about sunny leone this late in the night.

Kripaya, itni raat ko Sunny Leone ke baare mein tweet kar bhavnao ko thes na pahuchaye.


just speak out alout that you want #MakeInIndia ....

Seedhe bol na #MakeInIndia chahta hai ....


it is because of#notebandi  #vikash is in everyone's unity and everyone's developement #GujratstandwithModi

#notebandi effect hai bhir BHI #vikash to sabka sath sabka Vikash me hai #GujratstandwithModi


rt @BeingSalmanKhan : will die for you will die for you will die for you https://t.co/rqOdxKZ8Wt

RT @BeingSalmanKhan : Te Marjaava Te Marjaava Te Marjaavaaaaannaa https://t.co/rqOdxKZ8Wt


sasural simar ka's mahashivratri shoot promo http://t.co/O3aQb1bsmq

SASURAL SIMAR KA MAHASHIVRATRI SHOOT PROMO http://t.co/O3aQb1bsmq


hail hail shiv shankar neither thorns hurt nor pebbles, that i kept a fast on you name ! :) happy maha shivratri , folks ! #Mahadev #Parvati #MahaShivratri

Hey Jai Jai Shiv Shankar Kaanta Lage Na Kankar , Ke Fast Tere Naam Ka Rakha ! :) Happy Maha Shivratri , Folks ! #Mahadev #Parvati #MahaShivratri


first keep the fast then celebrate eid...


@DefucktiveHumor mother sonia has kept many snakes #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan

@DefucktiveHumor Sonia Maa ne bohot saare naag paal rakhe hai #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan


@10hottkaran from where did the whole world come ?

@10hottkaran from where did the world come in this brother?


if you are a child of a single father then do it https://twitter.com/nainkataryy/status/733303858563145728 …

Ek baap ki aulaad hai to kar https://twitter.com/nainkataryy/status/733303858563145728 …


@friendlii_ghost long lived nyn, nyn is living long nyn will live long#kbye

@friendlii_ghost nyn zindabad tha, nyn zindabad hai aur nyn zindabad rahega #kbye


i found this on my roomie @retardedwriter 's bag . oh my god someone has grown up?pic.twitter.com/2DEYD8PU2B

Mujhe mere roomie @retardedwriter ke bag se ye mila hai. Ya Allah, maa da laadla bigad gaya?pic.twitter.com/2DEYD8PU2B


@DSatanHunter finally you have come to attack @Atheist_Krishna ..i got this pic from here .twitter.com/PRtsyLPzrw

@DSatanHunter aa gayee @Atheist_Krishna ka shikaar karne.. mein to nikla yaha sepic.twitter.com/PRtsyLPzrw


then the password will be sent to you by sms on the mobile number you registered. . .

phir aapne jo mobile number daala tha us mobile number pe ek sms me password aayega .  .  .


@iamGunjanGrunge i just checked right now, i am short of  10 rs @dna

@iamGunjanGrunge 10 rs kam hai zeb me abhi check kiya @dna


@sureshnakhua they have been bought, but the public wont be bought. #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra

@sureshnakhua ye bike hue hai par janta nahi bikegi. #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra


i don't have a hand in #DeMonetisation and #GST ..whatever was done was done by jaitly i didn't do anything

#DeMonetisation aur #GST mein mera koi haath nahi hai..jo bhi beda gark hua uske liye yeh jaitly jawaabdaar hai main nahi


encounter is happening against the opponents .. otherwise rapes would not have increased by 200%. criminals of a particular species are openly raping and killing ..

Encounter to virodhiyo ka ho rha hae .. Warna rape 200 % bad nhi jate ek vishesh parjati ke criminals khuleaam rape aor Hatyaye kar rhe hae ..


happy new year guddu ,   ,  chahe jitne bhi saal gujarjaye

happy new year guddu ,  stay the same forever , no matter how many years pass by


"@Narendramodi_g enough of gang wars ..
this time modi's government in bihar #JungleRajepisod2 "

@Narendramodi_G  bohot huee gundaraaj ki pukaar..
Ab ki baar Bihar me Modi Sarkaar #JunglerajEpisode2


shiva's ride #vadodara #MahaShivratri #Shivratri p.c. : jaimin soni http://t.co/JyG8mlJEcL

Shivji Ki Savari #vadodara #MahaShivratri #Shivratri P.C : Jaimin Soni http://t.co/JyG8mlJEcL


@OfficeOfRG sir @INCIndia has a problem with #IndianArmy has a problem with#GST has a problem with #Modi se problem what is it that you want.

@OfficeOfRG ji @INCIndia ko #IndianArmy se "problem #GST se problem #Modi se problem Tum kya chhate ho.


@ruchikokcha sister please do not watch too much of these news channels

@ruchikokcha behen thoda news channel kam dekha karo


if @NSaina would have won the  match , we would have the cup..

@NSaina Match jeet jaati to cup ke saath hota photo..


@dashhtweets 1-2 saal pehle maine hi bataya tha


Sabne Usha ki cap kyu pahen rakhi hai? #IPL


now  days santa also comes with a clause #MTV #GST #MerryChristmas

Abhi Santa bhi na clause k sath aata hain #MTV #GST #MerryChristmas


@MamataOfficial @sardanarohit he was going to do #AamaranAnshan against #NoteBandi what happened about that... he didnt die yet?

@MamataOfficial @sardanarohit Woh Jo #NoteBandi k agst #AamaranAnshan karne waale the uska kya hua ... Mare nahin ab tak


what is it man i finished all my work early to talk to you at 3:30 and now you are telling me to wait till 4 pm... but no problems i'll wait timm 4 :-)

kya bhai sb kaam nipta kr aya tha ap se bt krne 3:30 ko or ab ap 4 pm.. chlo koi nhi ab 4 bjne ka wait krte h :-)


@White_crimes you also have to meet me to get gifts, clever woman

@White_Crimes milna bhi padta hai gift lene ko, chalaak aurat


taylor may have been robbed by the married duo tonight of blake &amp


@someUSER you should attend @someUSER champs this friday/saturday/sunday: top 12 roller derby teams in the world ,  we play indianapolis 8pm friday !  !  !

@someUSER you should attend @someUSER champs this fri/sat/sun: top 12 roller derby teams in the world ,  we play indianapolis 8pm friday !  !  !


people in #Janu are doing #protest because they are scared that they would be shot next time they do #Antinational activity

#JNU mein log isliye #Protest kar rahe hai kyonki unki fat rahi ki kahi isi se na uda de agli baar agar #antinational activity ki to


the one who has already manged to get a room. a room is only costly for nce

jisne room ka jugaad kiya hota hai. Sirf ek bar ke liye mehanga padta hai na room.


what else do you want?by the way, do you have eyes or frown? "

bas aur kya chahiye tumhe?
BTW tumhari aankhein hai ya mehkhana?


@ThePreCambrian me and @mahobili will steal foor from you and eat it. guaranteed !

@ThePreCambrian Main aur @mahobili aap se cheen ke apka khana khaein gein . Guaranteed !


@BUnlimted it has become a habit brother  @iamsrk


@AdvancedMaushi brother, who drinks for the taste.. we drink so that we don't remember her

@AdvancedMaushi Bhai, kaun peeta hai taste ke liye.. hum to peete hai taaki uski yaad na aaye


@BUnlimted this happened yesterday haihttps://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/663753338828300288 …

@BUnlimted ye kal ho chuka haihttps://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/663753338828300288 …


"brother what do we say in the press conference when you lose the match because of the bowlers" - smith to dhoni #indvsaus

"Bhai ye bowlers ki wajah se haarne par press conference me kya bolna hota hai" - Smith to Dhoni #indvsaus


@Gurmeetramrahim donate eyes, donate kidneys#MSGmissionHumanity it is an important part of humanity

@Gurmeetramrahim eys donet kidni donets krna #MSGmissionHumanity y manvta ka ak ahm hisa h


@Muskurahateinn @ThatFilmyGirl BC ! i got none . she snatched it herself from people . ðŸ˜‘

@Muskurahateinn @ThatFilmyGirl BC ! I got none . Khud hi cheen ke laayi logo se . ðŸ˜‘


@Ojasism brother please donot do such mistakes in the night @SunnyLeone

@Ojasism Bhai pls raat me aisi galtiya mat kiya karo @SunnyLeone


what is the difference between srk fans and kejriwal fans?

SRK aur Kejriwal ke fans mein kya farak hai?


@ek_samosa_dena after 9th nov everyone will calm down. #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan

@ek_samosa_dena 9 Nov ke baad thande pad jaenge sab. #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan


guddu lucky charm ban gya indian team ke liye


sunil narine probably cuts his hair himself.

Sunil Narine khud hi apne baal kaatata hoga.


" dhabaaaaad " the last frame missed a sound effect .  .  .

" dhabaaaaad "  miss hua hai last frame me sound effect .  .  .


@DefucktiveHumor the truth always comes out #YoNitishSoTantrik

@DefucktiveHumor sach bahar aa hi jaata hai #YoNitishSoTantrik


#ManmohanSingh will give a speech in gujarat after hearing this people went running to see a deaf speaking

Gujarat me #ManmohanSingh bhashan denge " ye sunte hi public goonga kaise bolta h sunne chali gayi 0


gamble sound like its the move to make .  . but well see come thursday for this career fair


@Gurmeetramrahim MSG is always doing good for humanity and it will keep doing it #MSGmissionHumanity

@Gurmeetramrahim MSG alwys doing to humanity nd krta rhega #MSGmissionHumanity


@i_am_nat_war just now someone called me acp pradyuman :(

@i_am_nat_war abhi abhi ek ne ACP Pradyuman bola :(


brother how much for 1 kg hapus mango?https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/631099512845660160 …

Bhai ek kilo hapus arm ka kitna?https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/631099512845660160 …


shivani sister see you used to make models for me that to a day before . . . hahaha

shivani didi dekho aap model banati thi aise mere wo b ek din pehle .  .  .  .  .  . hahaha


@mohituraina happy mahashivratri sir :) stay blessed and happy :)

@mohituraina mahashivratri ki dheeron subhkamnayein sir :) stay blessed n happiest :)


@Atheist_Krishna LOL! if a rajanikant popped out from every house then it would have been a problem

@Atheist_Krishna LOL! Har ghar se Rajanikant nikale toh gadbad hoti


@retardedwriter @akhil_bits has left with a shroud tied on his head

@retardedwriter @akhil_bits ek dam. sar par kaffan baandh kar nikle hai


@CuteMaliniYadav @EkNayiLeague @therealkapildev #EkNayiLeague is a new league which is played by mind, not by heart

@CuteMaliniYadav @EkNayiLeague @therealkapildev #EkNayiLeague is a new league jo dil se nahi dimag se kheli jaati hai


guddu got a jackpot. . . here, we use to collect 2, 2 rupees and play a cricket match of 20 rupees.

guddu ki to lottery lag gayi  .  .  .  yaha to 2 ,  2 rupaye contri kar k 20 rupaye ka cricket match khelte the


ywa, a slave, but everyone's matureness is gone when the time comes

yeah gulam but sbki matureness nikal jati hai tym ane par  .  .


hey salman brother, if you were not an actor the what would you be?

hey salman bhai , agar aap actor na hote to kya hote?


big brother gives a paty and little brother doesn't come how can that ever happen#Salu brother(bajrangi bhaijan)

Big brother party de or ye chota bhai party me nhi aae aase ho skta hai kya kbhi #Salu bhai(bajrangi bhaijan)


kachua sir also looks like a hi fi man . it's a definition which suits!

kachua sir bhi kaafi hi fi aadmi lagte hain .  aisi tagdi definition !


india's batting was like a 'rang de basanti' movie, everyone performed well but everyone died in the end. . . .

indian ki batting 'rang de basanti' movie ki tarah thi ,  sabne accha perform kiya par end me sab mar gaye .  .  .  .


@Hbddorku bhai it's old now. it won't happen every year

@Hbddorku bhai ab yeh purana ho gaya. Har saal thodi na


Internetis not working s well. this sunday is cursed.

Internet bhi nahi chal raha . Kia manhoos Sunday hai .


@Gott_Partikel you'll force me to commit suicide today itself :( @klpe @BeingJonSnow

@Gott_Partikel aaj hi suicide karwayega :( @klpe @BeingJonSnow


Bhai bhai bhai bhai.......love u bhai.....


@TwitterRant bajirao loves mastani, it is not casual.

@TweetErrant Bajirao ne Mastani se pyaar kiya hai, aiyaashi nahi.


@Miss_Ankiita told you to shut up @SRKswarrior1

@Miss_Ankiita bola tha tujhe chup reh @SRKswarrior1


it seems that after this rally of @OfficeSorg, #GustConsilmeet will be called again tomorrow to further improve #GabbersingTax.

Lagata hai @OfficeOfRG ke is rally ke bad kal #GabbarSinghTax me aur sudhar lane #GSTCouncilMeet fir bulayee jayegi.


garbage this is awesome .  .  .  .  this was my actual childhood dream ,  and final exam on tekken 3 or on king of fighters !  !

garbage bin ye too kahar he dha diya  .  .  .  .  this was my actual childhood dream ,  aur final exam tekken 3 ka ya king of fighters ka  !  !


i forgot babli's house.. priya's house looks good.

Mai toh bhool gaya Babli ka ghar.. Priya ka ghar pyara lage.


@munjays sir you belong to uttar pradesh ? is's only one msg but it's heart touching one..... so please #MustWatchMSG

@munjays sir you belong to uttar pradesh ? ekhi hai lekin MSG sidhe heart ko touch kr gyi ..... so plz #MustWatchMSG


fyi i am telling it again, pakistan in world cup hasn't even won a toss against india leave match aside. #IndvsPak #CantBeatIndia #CWC15

FYI phir se bata raha hu , Pakistan ne WC me India ke samne match to kya toss bhi nahi jita hai . #IndvsPak #CantBeatIndia #CWC15


@Shakti_Shetty can you buy a shampoo with the salary that zomato gives ?

@Shakti_Shetty zomato ki salary me shampoo ka kharcha nikal jataa hai ?


i had planned it earlier that i'll ask for a video game in my marriage :v :d

mai pehle sochta thaa sadi me video game mang luga :v :d


me: let's do something stormy today

mom: go fill the water bottles and keep them in the fridge.

Me: Aaj kuch toofani karte hai

Mom: Ye le, paani ki bottles bhar ke fridge me rakh de.


drink milk ... goodnight  .. sweet dreams


even shikhar dhawan scored a 50 . if you guys still don't win then come back by tomorrow.

Shikhar Dhawan ne bhi 50 run jod diye. Ab bhi nahi jeete to kal tak wapas aa jana.


there's nothing you can doo, if you recrd video in a cheap phone, then it would obviously be difficult :'(

Uska kuch nahi kar sakte, gareeb phone par video record karega bhai. Thodi taqleef toh hogi :'(


expectations: eat sleep rave repeat
reality:
- bro i haven't eaten anthing since the morning
- bro i am feeling seepy today
- bro please someone come to the party

Expectations: Eat Sleep Rave Repeat
Reality:
-Bhai kuch khaya nahi subah se
-Bhai neend aa rahi hai aaj to bohot
-Yaar koi party me chal lo


@Prakashjaju what happened brother. has the validity of followers you purchased ended?

@Prakashjaaju kya hua bhai. khareede hue followers ki validity khatam ho gayi kya ?


to play a throw of a new bat is fun in itself

naye bat ka throw kholne ka apna maaza tha bhai .  .  .


sania has now become a property of pakistan. . . . those who do not believe then what would the call sonia gandhi ? ? ? ? sonia is italy's or india's?

sania toh ab pakistan ki ho gai hai .  .  .  . jo log nahi maante toh sonia gandhi ko kya khaenge ?  ?  ?  ?  sonia italy ki hai ya bharat ki ?


@Atheist_Krishna i've called the police @tweeting_palpic.twitter.com/eOSun2fLD8

@Atheist_Krishna police bhej di hai maine @tweeting_palpic.twitter.com/eOSun2fLD8


contra was added lately in this .  .  .  .  then i got to know that they made us fools .

contra was added lately in this .  .  .  .  phir samajh aya tha ki laundo ko ullu bana rahe hain .  .


@dan1shmemon where do you get all this negatie energy from?

@dan1shmemon yaar itni negative energy laate kahan se ho?


wedding meal forces even unknown people to have a conversation with you.just send me the address. card will be delivered :) https://twitter.com/SuchAMisfit/status/684311269491388416 …

Shaadi ka khana anjaan logo ko bhi aapse convo karne pe majboor kar deta hai. Address de dena. Card pahunch jaega :) https://twitter.com/SuchAMisfit/status/684311269491388416 …


end of an era !!! our captain mahi is leaving :(

End of an era !!! Apna Captain Mahi jaa rha hai :(


starsports hindi commentary : "hot headed virat kohli has made a mistake now he'll have to play longer" hilarious #IndvsPak

Starsports hindi commentary : " garam khoon ke virat kohli se galti ho gayi ab unhe lamba jana padega " hilarious #IndvsPak


@ChhotaPacket_ Didi @Footloose_Free has the power to ban the government

@ChhotaPacket_ Didi @Footloose_Free Govt ko ban karne ki taaqat rakhti hai


@ppritam009 no brother. i usually don't get online much, i just come here to see the mentions.

@ppritam009 nahi bhai. Kam hi aata hu main to mentions jyada dekhta nahi.


bro just come to delhi.. cheap beer.. good food ... and no one takes out swords for little things here

bhai tu delhi aaja.. badiya sasti daaru.. itna badiya khaana... aur yaha har baat pe zingaat bhi nahi chalata koi


@AdvancedMaushi you didn't call me for your wedding

@AdvancedMaushi saale shaadi pe bulaya nahi


so devoid of feelings, even a masseuse cannot feel you.

So devoid of feelings, tumhe toh ek masseuse bhi mehsoos nahin kar sakta.


bowlers .. just bowl 3-4 more wide balls .. :P #IndvsSA

Bowlers .. 3-4 aur wide bowls dedena zaraa .. :P #IndvsSA


mohit sharma ! attaboy ! exemplary ! the best 19th over in this ipl , at par with praveen kumar's 19th ! #KXIPvDD

Mohit Sharma ! Attaboy ! Exemplary ! The best 19th over in this IPL , at par wd Praveen Kumar's 19th ! #KXIPvDD


i know this guy very well ! and I know the b2r room number as well .

I very well know the guy ! And I know the B2R room number as well .


3 years old dp .. are these your good days?

3 saal purani DP.. kya yehi hai achche din hamare ?


you won't understand, you just keep crying.

Tumko nahi samajh aayega, tum bas rote raho.


@ROFLaaLa got the surprise from your wife? the one that you crashed:-P

@ROFLaaLa biwi ka surprise mila? Jo tune crash kar diya :-P


@DefucktiveHumor today @JhaSanjay had cannabis omelette for breakfast today.

@DefucktiveHumor aaj @JhaSanjay ne naashte me bhaang ki omelette khaya


competetion is mirror spelled incorrctly.

pratiyogita darpan ki spelling mistake hai :)


@Bihar_ke_lala wasn't as epic as you sir

@Bihar_ke_lala aapse kam epic hai bhai sahab


raina wouldn't have had been this tense after 8 nov as compared to today #dhoni #HappyBirthdayCaptainCool #ThankYouDhoni

Itni tension raina ko 8 nov k baad nhi hui hogi jitni aaj ho rhi hogi 0 #dhoni #HappyBirthdayCaptainCool #ThankYouDhoni


the whole world is looking towards india today,

Puraa Vishwa aaj Bharat ki or dekh rahaa h,


@MeetUunngLee we both will get nothing out of it.

@MeetUunngLee donon ka apn kuch nahi hona bhai


@Ra_bs @allauddin he will come at anytime

@Ra_Bies @Alllahdin Ye aisa hi hai kabhi bhi aayega


is the vehicle yours?how much is the milage?


laughed.  .  .  first you have to correct you english then think about it!  !  !

laufed  .  .  .  first u hav to correct ur english baad me sochna use  !  !  !


guys, do you remember the radio market? . . ready made models in 500 rs.. .

bhai log radio market kisi ko yaad hai kya .  .  . bana banaya model har baar 500 rs main .  .


 "mother:" "eat food early today. sandhya is on an important mission. don't disturb me then"

#FML #SandhyaRathi #DiyaAurBati

Mom: "Aaj khana jaldi kha lo.. Sandhya important mission par hai.. Dont disturb me then"

#FML #SandhyaRathi #DiyaAurBati


i always used to catch the 1-up in mario.  .  always tried to jump over the flag post at the end of the stage .  .

mai mario me 1up wali badaq pakadta tha .  .  always tried to jump over the flag post at the end of the stage .  .


@riskiest_poison morning is going good since last night . #JeetKaNasha

@riskiest_poison morning toh kal raat se good chal rahi hai . #JeetKaNasha


@aajtak @abpnewstv @ZeeNews #Rahulgandhi spotted in puri playing drums during rath yatra 0

@aajtak @abpnewstv @ZeeNews #Rahulgandhi spotted in puri 0 Dhabli bjate hue during rath yatra 0


it is wrong, ankita, do not give such an unholy twist to a brother-brother relationship: '(

Galat baat hai ye Ankita, ek Bhai Bhai ke rishte love aisa apavitra twist na do :'(


@toastingtoaster i am blocked by barkha, dadlani, rajdeep, kejriwal, kumar vishwas, ankit lal, ankit jain,  kavita krishnan

@toastingtoaster M blocked by barkha, dadlani, rajdeep, kejriwal, kumar vishwas, ankit lal, ankit jain,  kavita krishnan


#CabinetReshuffle if cabinet can get reshuffld then can #GST be reshuffled as well... reduce it to 8 from 18... biryani has become costly...

#CabinetReshuffle to ho gaya Ye #GST reshuffle ho sakta hai kya...18 ko 8 Kar do... Biryani bahut Mehengi ho gayee hai Bhai...


modi ji ... leave #MannKiBaat aside and talk about gun with pakistanis.

Modi ji ... #MannKiBaat chhoriye aur Gun ki baat kijiye pakistano se


who would want to miss party with salman & bebo


@iamGunjanGrunge they are all conspiring together, there should be a CBI investigation on them @witchybitchygal @DefucktiveHumor @Atheist_Krishna @balliawalebaba

@iamGunjanGrunge sab mile hue hai ji iski CBI jaanch honi chahiye @witchybitchygal @DefucktiveHumor @Atheist_Krishna @balliawalebaba


@GaurangBhardwa1 he even surpassed bhopalis in talking big @Atheist_Krishna @miss_cherished @kp_85

@GaurangBhardwa1 ye to fekne me bhopaliyo se bhi aage nikal gaye @Atheist_Krishna @miss_cherished @kp_85


@MeetUunngLee saw your video today @akshaykanitkar showed it to me

@MeetUunngLee Tera video dekha aaj @akshaykanitkar ne dikhaya


@LoKarloUnfollow hahaa.. i am not that jobless brother

@LoKarloUnfollow Hahaa.. Itna vella bhi nahi hu bhai mein


there is a wave of joy in the public,everyone is back to their rooms to celebrate https://twitter.com/abpnewstv/status/628545892665004033 …

Janta main khushi ki lahar, sab wapas apne apne kamro main pahunche to celebratehttps://twitter.com/abpnewstv/status/628545892665004033 …


@Retributions you don't cut the hen which lays golden eggs

@Retributions sone ki murgi ko kaata nahi jaata


tushar gupta mukund sharma yaman sharma piyush yadav aisa lg raha he bandaro k pinjade se nikal kar aa raha hu .  .


this may be a little forward .  .  .  .  - secret-country: but can you imagine the sex miranda lambert &amp


these are all strings of attachment, they are washed away  #sorry

Ye moh moh ke dhaage, ye dho dho ke bhaage.

#sorry


powerful cartooning and concept .  .  . too good

powerful cartooning n concept .  .  . too good


I'll change the winning speech to "i have tried so hard to get you" :P  #watchNwinOnStarMovieshttps://twitter.com/StarMoviesIndia/status/704147778436538369 …

I'll change the winning speech to "Itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai" :P  #watchNwinOnStarMovieshttps://twitter.com/StarMoviesIndia/status/704147778436538369 …


last night mahashivratri rudrabhishek ..... burn sringaar ...

: LAST NIGHT MAHASHIVRATRI RUDRABHISHEK ..... Bhasm sringaar ...


there shouldn't be a #GST number for each state. there should be one number for all india through which all businessmen can return the file.

#GST every state GST No. Nahi hona chahiye one no hi hona chahiye all india jis se vyapari ek hi jagha return file kar sake.


@lady_gabbar will you be able to win us the contest?


write such a fate for india god, that people write allah in sanskrit and ram in urdu ....

Hindustan ki aisi takdeer likh maula , Ki log Sanskrit me allah aur Urdu me ram likhe ....


cc this brother ..pic.twitter.com/jygNepgn2Z

le bhai ye use cc karde..pic.twitter.com/jygNepgn2Z


@byomkesbakshi bro this guy hit a six straight up

@byomkesbakshi Bhai ye to seedhe chakka maara hai


@s_manjari then it would increase by 100%


 bihar fell behind .. nitish had done a thousand promises
 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

Pichad gaya Bihar.. Nitish ne kiye the vaade hazaar

 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


is this guy a man or a pajama ,  ,  ,  ,  ,sometimes calls arvind a thief, sometimes modi ,  ,  ,  , media give anna a glass of hot milk

yai adami hai ya paja ,  ,  ,  ,  , kabi arvind ko chor kheta hai kabi modi ko ,  ,  ,  , media walo anna ko garam duud pelao


Mahi " wake up......wake up....... wake up brother " just 8 more runs to go #MSD #INDvSL

Mahi " uth ...... uth ....... uth ja bhai " 8 run aur banane hain #MSD #INDvSL


@Leopard212 @semubhatt crispy aalu bhajia in delhi & vada paav in mumbai

@Leopard212 @semubhatt crisp aalu bhajia&vada paav Mumbai 100 Delhi 10


ha ha ha .. no no ... you have to stay together :P :P

ha ha ha .. no no ... u have to stay together :P :P


@TestTubeBaba i know bro, that's why i said it

@TestTubeBaba pata hai bhai isiliye bola


"i watch cartoons for 5 hours daily."pic.twitter.com/gTGepfbIT2

"Mera bhai roz 5 ghante cartoons dekhta hai.."pic.twitter.com/gTGepfbIT2


@MehekMahtani no more fret
it is compulsory to watch : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI … #LagGayiVaat
shine

@MehekMahtani no more fret
Dekhna zaroori hai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI … #LagGayiVaat
Shine


@imcomplicated__ where are you looking,your hero is here?

@imcomplicated__ tera dhiyaan kidhar hai ke tera hero idhar hai?


hehehehe .   .  . john cena's sticker .   . really reminded me of my childhood

hehehehe .   .  . john cena ka sticker .   . really bachpan yaad aa gaya


@Footloose_Free DIDI.. got abused soo much in 2 minutes.. now i won't bath for a whole month

@Footloose_Free DIDI.. 2 minute me itni gaaliya pad gayee.. ab to mein mahine bhar na nahau


ask for my life, i'll give it to you just don't ask me to shave.

Jaan maang lo bas shave karne nahi bolna.


@kavitabika what did you get for me from australia @witchybitchygal

@kavitabika Australia se kya laaye mere liye @witchybitchygal


come here, it's amost evening. the weather took a break

Aaja sham hone aayi .mousam ne li angdai.


@bhaisaabkoram i am not a shooting star yet

@bhaisaabkoram ab tak shooting start nahi hu yaar


@Lambar_Daar aur to aur money pe interest bhi milta hai


haha. everything would be over in 2-4 days that's hat i hope for.

haha. 2-4 din me sab khatam ho jayega aisi hope hai


woow great brother.. got roasted while laughing

arre bohot hi umda bhaisahab .  .  haste haste pakaude lag gaye .  .  .  :d


"#FeministMovies
the brede would take the hearted"

#FeministMovies
Dulhaniya Dilwale ko Le Jayenge.


broit looks as if this gag was inspired from himself . . :p

bhai ye gag khud se inspire ho kar banaya lagta h .  .  :p


@LEDtvn it rained almost 70% of the total in just 4 days


"can we take the token back home??" #DelhiMetroIn5Words

"Token ghar lejaa sakte hai ??" #DelhiMetroIn5Words


Hiii sallu bro i am your biggest fan..........will you tell me from which acting school did you learn acting .....please bro tell me

Hiii sallu bhai i m ur biggggest fan..........kya aap bataege ki aapne acting konse acting skool me sikhi.....plsss bhai tell me


@VinithaShetty yeah had a little drink today. i usually take a lot more. :-/

@VinithaShetty haan, aaj thodi pi hai. Hamesha bahot zyada peeta hu. :-/


when pakistan lost yesterday, i could not keep it within me, i danced continuously for 4 hours. . . in the marriage of my best friend

kal jab pakistan haar gaya to mujse raha nai gaaya maine 4 ghante tak lagataar dance kiya .  .  . apne jigri friend ki marriage me .


because it is the biggest #lollipop for the public ,let the #jawan die, let the #kisan die, just pick up one anti muslim topic like #TripleTalaq #TripleTalaq @aajtak

Kyunke ye janta ke liye sabse bada #lollipop "hai #jawan ko marne "do #kisan ko marne "do bas ek anti muslim mudda like #TripleTalaq utha do #TripleTalaq @aajtak


it should feel like it is holi everyday right?


yeah, when he was in doubt then he started doing it more, thought he would do it himself. but see the willpower of the guy

haan, doubt hogaya tha tabse zyada karne laga, socha khud hi bata dega. Magar sakti dekho launde ki


. @BDUTT you'll be sad after seeing this https://twitter.com/BurjKhalifa/status/824188822774751233 …

. @BDUTT aapko ko ye jaankar bahot dukh hogahttps://twitter.com/BurjKhalifa/status/824188822774751233 …


there should be one law for one nation #GST is done now.

one nation one law bhi ho jana chahye #GST to ho geya abh.


@WoCharLog i seriously oppose this. because of what happened today,  #JNU should definately happen! it was really fun!!

@WoCharLog I seriously oppose this. Aaj jo hua uske liye #JNU hona jaruri hai! Maza aa gaya


question- "why do we celebrate #MahaShivratri ? " alia- " simple , because lord Shiva was born today. "

Question- " #MahaShivratri kyu manate hai ? " Alia- " Simple , kyo ki aaj ki raat Shivji ka birth hua tha . "


@YearOfRat LOL! you made hime a doctor without degree!

@YearOfRat LOL! Isko tumne bina degree wala vaidya bana diya!


doctor makes us wait for 4 hours. why does noone complains about it. https://twitter.com/abpnewstv/status/837528974255280130 …

Doctor to 4-4 ghante wait karwate hai.. Unhe koi kuch kyu nahi boltahttps://twitter.com/abpnewstv/status/837528974255280130 …


we already keep saying to roll-back #GST and #Demonetisation. there are more illiterate people in india noone is able to understand: lalu prasad yadav

Hum to bolte hain #GST aur #Demonetisation ko roll-back karo. Bharat mein zyada-se-zyada anpadh log "hain koi ko ATM-Paytm samajh mein nahi aa raha: Lalu Prasad Yadav


@Atheist_Krishna hahaha.. brother when you talk about vulgarity you look cute

@Atheist_Krishna hahaha.. Bhai tu ashleelta ki baate karta hai to bohot cute lagta hai


praise ganga's water ' official trailer - priyanka chopra - prakash jha https://t.co/xpaQGmQEo9

Jai Gangaajal ' Official Trailer - Priyanka Chopra - Prakash Jha https://t.co/xpaQGmQEo9


@Atheist_Krishna hahaa.. by assuming him to be sanjay jha i was about to abuse

@Atheist_Krishna hahaa.. mein asli sanjay jha samaj ke gaali dene wala tha


pahle ki sarkar ne isse kyun nahi kiya .  .


who is sumit of ' sumit sambhal lega' ? http://t.co/3LFEYpwDZJ 0 throw bomb on pak army " modi : " such small request ?? " http://t.co/x5tq9qWTjd

Who is Sumit of ' Sumit Sambhal Lega' ? http://t.co/3LFEYpwDZJ 0 bomb pak army pe fenk dena " Modi : " bas itnisi baat ?? " http://t.co/x5tq9qWTjd


if he wraps orange cloth then he becomes the biggest guru, his knowledge is very great, he is saint in wolf's skin

Ye agar ornage kapda lapet le toh ye sabse bade guru hai, inka gyan aparampar hai, bhediye ki khaal mein sant insaan hai.


i haven't placed pujara there for clapping captain dhoni to jadeja ..  can never forget #Dhoni

Maine Pujara ko wahaan tali bajane ke liye nahi rakha Captain Dhoni to Jadeja .. Can never forget #Dhoni


@Mmmmunazzah every clock is changing it's identity of life .. there is shade sometimes and sunlight sometimes in life

@Mmmmunazzah har ghadi badal rahi hai roop zindagi.. Chaanv hai kabhi hai kabhi hai dhoop zindagi..


ram rahim ji is very big celebrity http://m.timesofindia.com/city/chandigarh/in-self-styled-godmans-area-a-separate-monetary-system/articleshow/60245647.cms …

Bahot pahonchi huwi hasti hai Ram Rahim jihttp://m.timesofindia.com/city/chandigarh/in-self-styled-godmans-area-a-separate-monetary-system/articleshow/60245647.cms …


@RealHistory like #RahulGandhi if i had stood in #DeMonetisation line then i would have escaped from it

@RealHistory #RahulGandhi ki tarah #DeMonetisation ki line mein lagta bach jaata ..


what is the mistake of du when she cannot score good marks in her exam you have filled rechecking form now will du keep waiting for her

abb isme du ki kya galti  .  paper badiya nahi karegi toh number kaise aa jaege  .  .  rechecking ke too form bhare hai apne  .  .  abb du wait krti rhegi kya


@MaryamRizviSays just look at the opponent madam it was ireland

@MaryamRizviSays Ireland jaisi team thi saamne.. ye bhi to dekho madam


@melotus i have swag i cant do anything about it but it is genuine

@melotus ab Swag toh hai. Kuch nahi kar sakta uska. Magar genuine hai


@ek_samosa_dena thinking whether i should bathe or not.

@ek_samosa_dena soch raha hu nahau ya nahi


the day guddu will do homework he might forget bag but not notebook

guddu jis din homework karega na ,  us din basta bhool jayega par notebook nahi .


Pluto par pahonch sakte ho magar Saki Naka nahi.


@someUSER really ?  really ?  terry's guilt was well proven ,  tv footage was available .  suarez was punished of the strength of evra's word .  come on !

@someUSER really ?  really ?  terry's guilt was well proven ,  tv footage was available .  suarez was punished of the strength of evra's word .  c'mon !


https://twitter.com/DilliDurAst/status/847728750926024704 … you are batting from both sides on huffpost

https://twitter.com/DilliDurAst/status/847728750926024704 … Dono side se batting kar rahe ho huffpost main aajkal


this madness of mine has brought me ....https://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/696063589858213888 …

Yeh Fitoor mera, laya mujhko hai....https://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/696063589858213888 …


yaar guddu ko dekete hi akshay kumar ki yaad ati hai sabhi ka scene kaat deta hai  .  .  .


you call muslims cheap when you yourself are a muslim ..  be afraid of god . . all this wealth will stay here . . be afraid of god

Muslim hokar muslim ko hi neech bolte ho. .. Allah se daro. ...  ye saari dolat sab kuch yaho reh jayega. .. Khuda se daro


our maths teacher was khushwaha sir and he used play lottery with english teacher dixit sir

hamare yahan kushwaha sir maths teacher they .  .  .  lottery khelte rehte the english teacher dixit sir ke sath .  .  .  .


faisal brohter . . best part is "guddu's mom's expressions at last"

faisal bhai  .  .  best part is  " guddu ke mom ke expressions at last :d :p


just filled out my home depot application matteson, alsip, orland park, homewood, and california city now i need to make moves that way tomorrow .

just filled out my home depot application .  .  .  . matteson ,  alsip ,  orland park ,  homewood ,  & cal city now i need to make moves that way tomorrow .


your basic point is give free wifi to delhi ok

are tera basic point h puri delhi ko free wi - fi dena .  .  .  . ok


Mulayam: "there can be only one gangster in each party and i am the gangster of this party"

All SP members:"then what will happen to us?"

Mulayam: "Har party main sirf ek Gunda reh sakta hai. Aur is party ka Gunda main hun"

All SP members:"Fir hamara kya hoga netaji?"


@shivam__23 watching surname and this @neha_aks madam never responds

@shivam__23 surname dekhar :-) aur ye @neha_aks madam mujhe kabhi respond nahi kartin


rt @nitibnsl : #DSSFoundationDay if you want to see heaven visit dera dacha dauda at dirsa https://t.co/e8Tj1HRPjt

RT @nitibnsl : #DSSFoundationDay swarg Dharti par dekhna hai to ek visit Dera Sacha Sauda at Sirsa ki ho Jaaye https://t.co/e8Tj1HRPjt


saifu got finished people went home and we also changed channel. be silent. you have kareena's promise pls be silent

Khatam ho gaya Saifu. Log ghar chale gaye hain aur hamne bhi channel change kar diya hai. Chup ho ja. Tujhe kareena ki kasam pls chup hoja


i wonder who it is ? do i get beer and pizza as well m2k ?

I Wonder who it is ? :-P do i get beer and pizza as well m2k ?


youth of this country. relation old but thought new


@AapGhumaKeLeyLo sir, i spoke truth, seriously, no joke

@AapGhumaKeLeyLo Sir, sach bola tha, sachhi, no majaak


@Miss_Ankiita it is too much. we can find better models in mumbai for fifty thousand

@Miss_Ankiita bohot zyada hai.  50K me Mumbai me ek se ek models mil jaegi


@akshaykanitkar today is your party @DMishraa

@akshaykanitkar aaj ki party teri taraf se @DMishraa


...and biryani is like, what is my fault in here

...and Biryani is like, is sab me meri galti kya hai


@Fabled_Me i only have abusive words in my 25k  @the_jok_er

@Fabled_Me mere 25k me gaaliya hi hai  @the_jok_er


school mai aur koi teacher nahi hai kya ?


@someUSER grow it out .  i want to see a part in the middle and bali beads either side before the 31st of january .

@someUSER grow it out .  i wanna see a part in the middle and bali beads either side before the 31st of january .


adele: hello
vodafone user: cannot hear you, speak loudly.
adele: praise the goddess

Adele: Hello
Vodafone user: Awaz nahi aa rahi, jor se bol.
Adele: Jai mata di


@UrbanZameendar govinda's doppleganger too.

@UrbanZameendar Govinda ka humshakal bhi


brother, how can i talk to you.. salman khan

Bhai kese hum ap se bat karsakeing.. Salman Khan


you people assume the country to be a laboratory, implement first and if thing's go bad, role back. one should learn to implement a policy without any planning from you guys. #GST #ArunJaitley

desh ko prayogshala samajh rakhe Hain aaplog... Pahle implementation Karo phir "dekhenge Bura huaa to role back.. Bina Kisi planning ke policy implementation to aaplogo se sikhe.. #GST #ArunJaitley


rt @mylifeasadesi1 : robbinsville akshardham in new jersey https://t.co/R9x81R8uUd

RT @mylifeasadesi1 : Robbinsville Akshardham in New Jersey https://t.co/R9x81R8uUd


@CertifiedKamina if i take you to victory, is anushka mine?  @Being_Humor

@CertifiedKamina agar maine jita diya to Anushka meri ??  @Being_Humor


@akshaykanitkar sunil brother urination is banned here @Ra_Bies @HathwalaThakur

@akshaykanitkar Sunil bhai yaha Pootna mana hai @Ra_Bies @HathwalaThakur


sister, this is instagram not facebook, dont post seventeen hundred photos one behind another, how should we see others photos?

Behen, instagram hai facebook nahi, ek ke peeche ek lagataar satra sau saath photos mat pelo, doosron ke photos kaisan dekhe?


this year in #IPL #MI has #Jio users, #KKR has #SRK fans as well wishers and #RCB has banks as their bad wishers #RCBvKKR

Is saal #IPL mai #MI ke sath #Jio users ki " #KKR ke sath #SRK fans ki dua hai and #RCB ke sath banks ki baddua hai 0 #RCBvKKR


gandhi ji is like "brother..." pic.twitter.com/HXYwywCkGt

Gandhi ji is like "bro..."pic.twitter.com/HXYwywCkGt


waseem akram insulting #Pak batsman.... wonderful .. #IndvsPak

Waseem Akram #Pak batsman ki ijjat utarte hue .... Bahut Shandaar .. #IndvsPak


@BolshoyBooze yes yes why not at his house? will do plumbing work

@BolshoyBooze haan haan uske ghar kyu nahi? Plumbing ka bhi kaam kar lunga


@ROFL_India friend look again friend once

@ROFL_India yaar phir dekho yaar ek baar


mushfiqur's celebration soon to become the gif version of don't count your chickens before they hatch #IndvsBan

Mushfiqur's celebration soon to become the gif version of don't count your chickens before they hatch #IndvsBan


male-female anything would work for rahul https://twitter.com/OfficeOfRG/status/668743297121124352 …

Rahul ji ko male-female sab chalegahttps://twitter.com/OfficeOfRG/status/668743297121124352 …


@indiantweeter it is diamond for lifetime not iphone

@indiantweeter Heera hai sada ke liye, iPhone nahin.


brother should i keep my house clean or my neighbour's https://twitter.com/AMDhananjay/status/654874018042900480 …

Bhai main apna ghar saaf rakhun ya padosi kahttps://twitter.com/AMDhananjay/status/654874018042900480 …


brother salman khan i have class at 4 you said it 3 before

bhai Salman Khan meri class h 4 bje apne 3 kaha tha phle :(


@Humor_Donor why are you over-analysing sir? it is not worth an oscar

@Humor_Donor Kaahe over-analyse kar rahein hai janab? Oscar layak joke thode hi hai. :P


nowadays @Pakistan is surrounded from every side even #Trump did not leave it alone

Aaj kal @Pakistan har taraf se gheera howa hai #Trump sahib ne bhi kasar nahi chori 0


@iamkits @NavbharatTimes @neeerajbadhwar do you guys want something to be done

@iamkits @NavbharatTimes @neeerajbadhwar aapko kuch karwan hai :)


things like this just happens, it's no one's fault.

This just happens .. Kisi ka qusor nahi hota .. Lekin bas aesa hojata hay ..


you are the one who alerted me that its a trap, and by the way which girl has name ambergris?

tumne hi to bola it's a trap beware, aur kaun ladki ka naam Ambergris hota hai?


@BeingMSD meaning of jungle is no rules. so they have no fear #JunglerajEpisode2

@BeingMSD jungle ka matlab hi hai no rules. To inhe koi dar kaha #JunglerajEpisode2


brother you must be a topper because you wrote so much . . i feel laziness while studying and you wrote everything as it is . . hats off

bhai tu to topper hoga itna likh dala  .   .  padhne me itna alas aa raha hai aur tune toh chep hi diya  .   .  hats off


@Fussy_Ca we shall talk to loneranger for my son @scotchism

@Fussy_Ca ab bete ke liye Loneranger se baat chalao  @scotchism


talking about act's and sat's ,  deciding where i want to go to college ,  applying to colleges and everything about college stresses me out .

talking about act's && sat's ,  deciding where i want to go to college ,  applying to colleges and everything about college stresses me out .


south africa ki to kah kar leli .  .  .  .  .  :p


@ImRaina mahashivratri to you and team India . because of his blessings we were in #WorldCup

@ImRaina Mahashivratri to you and team India . Unke kripa ish #WorldCup me hamari team par banaye rahe . Har har Mahadev .


"this love is not easy, there is danger of aids"
Happy Birthday Gulzaar Saab

"Yeh ishq nahi asaan, aji AIDS ka khatra hai"

Happy Birthday Gulzaar Saab


@realmadriden @Sadafawanvk @Cristiano @realmadrid decide it, who do you love cr7 or virat kohli?

@realmadriden @Sadafawanvk @Cristiano @realmadrid kisko pyar karti ho CR7 or Virat kohli decide karlo


@dwivedi_ji12  they cheated on us, modiji will remind them their ethics #NitishKaNakliVikas

@dwivedi_ji12  beimaani he ki hai inhoney..Modi jee inhe inka imaan yaad dilayenge  #NitishKaNakliVikas


when will the term in jail end #MakeInIndia


@humistry @shutUpPlis ohhh then life is same

@humistry @shutUpPlis ohhh samee hii hoiee na phirr to life


drink and let us drink
Pre birthday bash.pic.twitter.com/3YFshiYr4B

Piyo aur peene do.
Pre budday bash.pic.twitter.com/3YFshiYr4B


"lets give him another over to release a pressure a little bit" ~ kapil dev doing commentary from outside community toilets

"Inko ek aur over dekar thoda pressure se halka kar diya jaaye" ~ Kapil Dev doing commentary from outside Sulabh Suachalay


we are taught since childhood that what is scam?

hame bachpan se y batane ki kossis ki jati hai .  .  .  what is scam ?


lalu : "he was born with rajnigandha with him" #RajnigandhaSixWordsStory mistakes can happen from boys https://t.co/iHo1zAnpB6

Lalu : " paida hi rajnigandha leke hua tha " #RajnigandhaSixWordsStory Lalko se galti hou jati hai https://t.co/iHo1zAnpB6


these things apply in idea world. bookish knowledge, you know that I mean.

@iamsrktheking wo ideal world ki baatein ha .. kitabi baatein u knw :p real


aunty no one said such good things about me before, no one ever used words like brilliant for me, i love you.

Aunty mujhe itna achha pehle kisine nahi bola, brilliant jaise words kabhi nahi use kiya ILU ;'( *aansoo*


@KShisodia you abused
from today onwards no flirting

@KShisodia tumne gaali di
Aaj se flirting khatam.


@someUSER oh yes ,  never a dull moment !  !  looking forward to just rafa and bronte tomorrow !  nice to be busy though !  hope boys ok !

@someUSER oh yes ,  never a dull moment !  !  looking forward to just rafa & bronte tomorrow !  nice to be busy though !  hope boys ok !


@PoojaMissra nitish is betraying bihar like this. #YoNitishSoTantrik

@PoojaMissra iss tarah Bihar ko de rahe hai nitish dhoka. #YoNitishSoTantrik


haha, you are an app developer then you must have earnt a lot of money by selling data.

haha. App developer hai, bahut paisa banaya hai logo ka data bech bech ke


salman khan i am exited for your new film #bajrangi #bhaijan .....................

Salman khan am exited 4 ur n3w film #bajrangi #bhaijan .....................


second grade people have issue. now they are also taking #GST benefits. people saying that #GST failed have become mr. india now

2 no walo ko issue tha. Ab wo b #GST ke future benifits. #GST fail huva ye bolne wale abhi to mr.india ho gaye hai.


dont say anything to brother  because we are too many fans that's why he is not coming however he cannot talk to many

Are Bhai ko kuch bat bolo. q ke hum ya pe bohat sare fan ho . is k liye aanahi raha hai. waise b bo kitne k sath bat karenge.


dont know friend, i myself dont want girls in my car. their mouth is not shut for even one minute, if no driver present then they use phone

pata nahi yaar, main khud nahi chahta ladkiya gaadi mein. Muh bandh nahi hota ek minute, driver nahi toh phone par lag jayenge


Na Bhai .. Wo t : 0 baje se Hi shuru hojata hai


@ek_samosa_dena even if the mobile mobile bursts she wont shout

@ek_samosa_dena phatega na jab woh mobile tab chilayega nahi


modiji these type of cheap talks doesnt suit you...5 years kejriwal

modi ji tumhe aise ghatiya baatein suit nhi karti .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . 5 saal kejriwal ,  ,


rt @Shaheer_S : @NimmyRajan busy in new life .. and i dont like phone .

RT @Shaheer_S : @NimmyRajan new life Mein thoda busy Hun .. Aur Phone khas pasand Nahi hai Mujhe .


@scratchysingh It's like if neighbour's boy beats you and your father claps and appreciates it! hit him two more times

@scratchysingh It's like pados ka launda agar aap ko thoktaa hain aur aap ke papa taali bajaatey sabhaash beta bahut badiya ! Doh aur maar .


@DefucktiveHumor and he will vomit today also

@DefucktiveHumor aur aaj ulti bhi karegi


lol, why is she singing in mamta di's accent?

Lol. Ye Mamta di ke accent mein kyu gaa raha hai?


@HathwalaThakur hahaa.. one pootna is only enough.. twitter wont be able to handle 2

@HathwalaThakur hahaa.. Ek Pootna hi kafi hai.. Do ko handle nahi kar payega Twitter


@iamsonisinghal take care of brother-in-law


@TigerNaMo this happens everyday with me @BihariTweeter

@TigerNaMo ye to roz hota hai mere saath @BihariTweeter


it's great, when people dont have content for tweet they start making polls.

Yeh accha hai, logo ke paas tweets nahi hote to koi bhi poll bana dete hai.


@LittleJudgyEyes friend vodafone is the best . what is the problem ?

@LittleJudgyEyes yar sahi toh hai vodafone . Kya issue hai ?


@runjhunmehrotra Oh even your name is mary ?

@runjhunmehrotra Oh tumhara naam bhi Mary hai ?


@coolfunnytshirt these salons have made hindi journalism's status very low

@coolfunnytshirt inhi salon ne hindi patrakarita ko sadak-chhap ka status de diya hai


@scratchysingh will you do this to me? even on monday?

@scratchysingh aise kareg mere saath? Woh bhi monday ko? :'(


the defect is in boys brother, they can do anything

Bas kharaabi ladkon men hi hai bhai, kuch bhi kar le woh.


@Trollacharya @parth_utters move forward brother

@Trollacharya @parth_utters aage badho Bhai


@PoojaMissra he loves his caste very much, he has fire of equation #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@PoojaMissra jaati se bahut hai isko pyaar, isko hai Samikaran ki angaar #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


3rd mariah song of the night and no.  that was so bad .  #xfactor

3rd mariah song of the night and nooooooooo .  that was so bad .  #xfactor


if your thoughts are turning towards christmas and you live in bucks ,  i am giving a talk on dickens and christmas at amersham library ,  15 december

if your thoughts are turning towards christmas & you live in bucks ,  i'm giving a talk on dickens & christmas at amersham library ,  15 dec .


@SinghaniaGautam brother will you spend all of your father's wealth in promoting tweets on twitter?

@SinghaniaGautam bhai matlab baap ki saari daulat twitter pe tweet promote kar kar ke uda doge ??


Rahane's mom: "dont send my son with virat kohli for batting. he is learning abusive language"

Rahane's mom: "Mere bacche ko Kohli ke saath batting na bheja kariya. Gaali galoch seekh raha hai"


brother this is not windsor palace.. this is thapar sir's bungalow.. sanju went to give car.. he came getting abused https://twitter.com/ShangriLaBLR/status/640453796276006912 …

Bhai ye Windsor Palace nahi hai.. Thapar saab ka bangla hai.. Sanju car dene gaya tha.. Gaali sun ke aayahttps://twitter.com/ShangriLaBLR/status/640453796276006912 …


what mother and father dont do to pass their children

maa-baap kya kya nahi karte apne bacche ko pass karane ke liye !  :p


@InduSarabhai phone might come again, brother's movie comes only once a year @ppritam009 @Asli_Ravi @BBThisEid @Bhaijaanz

@InduSarabhai phone to fir bhi aa jayega, bhai ki movie saal me ek hi bar aati hai @ppritam009 @Asli_Ravi @BBThisEid @Bhaijaanz


haha, stay away from your wife, you tweet from hospital this not accepted by me

haha, biwi se bachakar bhai, tu hospital se tweet karein ye mujhe bilkul gawara nahi


i love your page !  !  !  !  !  such a great page

i love ur page !  !  !  !  !  such a great page


@MehrTarar i wish i could listen these songs in your voice

@MehrTarar kash ye songs apki awaz me sun pata


we used to do this .  . miss chalk got finished i am bringing it from other section.  .  . and those two minutes outside the class was awesome .   . still remember .   .  .

we used to do this .  . miss chalk khatam ho gye the dusre section se laaye .  .  . or wo 2 mnts class se bahar awesome .   . still remember .   .  .


sister's audi and brother's laura, it is a rich family

Behen ki audi aur bhai ka laura. It's a rich family.


@SSForeva oh my god everyone loves and adores #SwaSan so much just about them ! now we shall tell this to rangeela! should we all the work?

@SSForeva baapre ...! Evry1 loves n adores #SwaSan so much just â¤them ! Ab rangeela KO bhi batana padega ! Har kaam ham khud hi Karen ! ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚


was so happy taylor didn't win for the 3rd year in a row .

@someUSER oh it was a good cry .  she's a blake fan &amp


@retardedwriter brother @ROFLaaLa please if you come to delhi then bring aflatoon for him, i couldnt bring

@retardedwriter bhai @ROFLaaLa Plz Delhi aao toh Aflatoon le aana iske liye, main nahi laa paya :-(


@anjanaomkashyap afridi is bowler maam not batsman .. he bats nice sometimes

@anjanaomkashyap Afridi is bowler mam not batsman .. Kabhi kabhi accha batting kar leta h


garbage bin ultimate boss .  .  .   !  !  !  we used to get rupee 1 #seema for eating toffee (and that too from mother) .  .  .

garbage bin ultimate boss .  .  .   !  !  !  hme to 1re milta tha #seema toffee khane ke liye (vo bi mummy se) .  .  .  patang/magazine to door ki bt :d


I think wearing weird clothes and chappals mean we are INNOCENT . Train us with your own risk :D

I think wearing weird clothes and chappals mean we are innocent train us with your own risk :D


garbage bin  .  .  .  .  in such a small age, guddu got infevted by this disease  ?

garbage bin  .  .  .  .  is chhoti se umar mein ,  guddu ko ye 'rog' lag gaya  ?


sarah g .  day last sunday !  !  monday !  !  tuesday !  !  wednesday !  !  & xempre ngaung thursday !  !  kip it up poptsers !  ! &lt


did you gave me the money which i stole from everyone ?? #SurgicalStrike on people ' s money .

Paisa jo abhi logon ke pocket kaat ke liya tha wahi diya hai Kay ?? #SurgicalStrike on people ' s money .


national holiday should have been declared today

national holiday declare hona chaiye tha aaj :3


@friendlii_ghost brother i wanted to do rt

@friendlii_ghost are bhai mujhe rt karna tha. Shu yaar


@jdshastri26 he has learnt 2-3 lines and keeps repeating them

@jdshastri26 2-3 lines yaad kar lin hain wahi bolta rehta hai :)


@bizzarebhide @hathwalathakur eat some 5 star, then drink milk, eat some, drink some. it will enhance taste of both. try it

@bizzarebhide @hathwalathakur thoda 5 Star khao, phir doodh piyo, thoda khao, thoda piyo. Dono ka taste enhance ho jayega. try it :)


@yadavakhilesh slams #MannKiBaat .. says enough mann ki baat " talk of two things. @narendramodi

@yadavakhilesh slams #MannKiBaat .. says Enough Mann ki Baat " Do Kaam ki Baat . @narendramodi


@LaliJogan37 Teacher sister you will get us killed.. by the way who is @raggedtag?

@LaliJogan37 Teacher Didi aap marwaogi hume.. Waise ye @raggedtag kaun hai ?


world cup ka tadka garbage bin ke sath(y)


@Ra_Bies @Alllahdin today you crossed all the limits, you abused

@Ra_Bies @Alllahdin aaj toh saari seemayein paar hogayi, gaali de di aapna toh


brother your friends are ready for the party...!!

bhai party ke liye abke sab frnd tayar hain...!!


salman brother nothing will happen from earning only fame, you should remember god sometimes, ramjaan is very sacred month please brother

Salman bhai sirf sohrat kamane se kuch hoga. thoda bahut khuda ko bhi yaad kiya karo.mahe ramjaan bada hi pak aur touba karne vala mahina.plz ibadat bhaijaan


otherwise his pants will be removed and he will be beaten


tell guddu's father to hold both of them otherwise guddu's mother will send guddu to bring something from market and then indian team's batsmen will get out . . . .

guddu k papa ko bolo ki dono ko pakad k rkhe warna guddu ki mummy market se kuch mangwaaegi guddu se aur fir indian team k batsmen out .  .  .  . :-p


@RowdyTalks dikhaya kaha.. Haath se chupa li


do something such that my money is not deducted for using it

ji internet ke paise na kate kuch aisa karwa do :-) :-) :-)


@perky_girl16 you want to slap everyone. dont try to become a teacher

@perky_girl16 bahot thappad maarna hota hai tumhe sabko. Zyada teacher mat bano


first #Demonitization then #GST and now this.... straightforward show me a gun and rob me....

Pehle #Demonitization phir #GST Aur ab Ye.... Seedha seedha gun leke loot lo na....


@boxofficeindia dilip kumar in new period

@boxofficeindia dilip kumar in Naya Daur


@khabarbaazi ishant replaced mohit #IndiavsSA

@khabarbaazi Ishant ko mohit ne replace kar diya #IndiavsSA


@PrachiSharma707 you have chosen a wonderful day, friday. people have madhushala on their minds on saturday. you did right

@PrachiSharma707 Din bhi gazab chuna hai aapne, Friday ka. Logon ke dimaag mein toh madhushala hi hoti hai Shukrawar ko. Chalo theek kiya :D


@journojuno where is decency? where is decency?

@journojuno sabhyata kahan hai? Kahan hai sabhyata?


@bhaiyyajispeaks started to receive warnings in dm

@bhaiyyajispeaks DM me dhamkiya milne lagi hai


won the toss ! elected to bat first . come on india win ..

Won the toss ! Elected to bat first . Come on INDIA jita do ..


@TrollKejri kya aapke bachche aapke nahi hai jo aap unki jhooti kasme khate hai ?

#AskTrollu


still you will go to jail.. and that too jail of asaram bapu  @IncomeTaxIndia @BUnlimted

jail to ab bhi hogi.. wo bhi Asaram Bapu wali jail me  @IncomeTaxIndia @BUnlimted


if you feel an urge to poop and there is no toilet nearby what will you do?
think, because where there is thought there is toilet.

Agar aapko potty aaye aur aas-pas toilet na ho to kya karoge?
Socho, kyonki jahan soch wahin shauchalay.


nishiddho premer golpo ( 2015 ) bangla movie trailer video download http://t.co/gQ5w9H5ok2

Nishiddho Premer Golpo ( 2015 ) Bangla Movie Trailer Video Download http://t.co/gQ5w9H5ok2


in dark nights on timeline of twitter, for eating every person's soul a philosopher comes out, who people call @Stupidosaur

Andheri raaton mein twitter ki timeline par, har ek ki jaan khaane ko ek philosopher nikalta hai, jisse log @Stupidosaur kehte hai.


@PuneetBoreHoRoi and brother vampire's best friend.. how are you where are you

@PuneetBoreHoRoi aur bhai pishachini ke best frnd.. Kaisa hai kaha hai


most difficult in contra is crossing exploding bridge

contra mein sabse diffucult .  . exploding pull paar karna .  . :p


uttarakhand hc dismisses plea of 9 rebel congress mla's challenging their disqualification https://t.co/kOhvxsareg https://t.co/AIUmIM4ihS

Uttarakhand HC dismisses plea of 9 rebel Congress MLAs challenging their disqualification https://t.co/kOhvxsareg https://t.co/AIUmIM4ihS


@HathwalaThakur you have given incredible @Joydas

@HathwalaThakur zabardast wala diya hai @Joydas


lala made us win the match oh sorry it was advertisement of pepsi. #IndvsPak #CWC15

LALA NE MATCH JITA DIYA . \o/ oh sorry .. Pepsi ka ad tha . #IndvsPak #CWC15


@spikeyarjun what is the use of #Jio #4G speed when one cannot open jio website with jio's internet and is not able to book #JioPhone

@spikeyarjun Kya fayeda is #Jio ki # 4 G speed ka jo apne hi internet se apni hi website open karke apna hi #JioPhone book na karwa paaye


even after "#GST "#Demonetisation and so many protests if #BJPWinsGujarat it will be a great deal, thankful to people of gujarat

Agar "#GST "#Demonetisation aur itne virodh ke bad bhi #BJPWinsGujarat to ye bahut badi bat hai Gujrat ki janata ka bahut bahut dhanyavad


@dhaval241086 why did you leave me alone between these big people.. do you want me to get insulted

@dhaval241086 kaha mujhe daal diya itne bade logo ke beech.. Beizzati karwaega kya


even though i already know how it ends .  .  .  i am watching the cmas tomorrow just to see blake drunk

even though i already know how it ends .  .  .  im watching the cmas tomorrow just to see blake drunk


@HaramiParindey @BhayanakPuppy he remembers things like this only

@HaramiParindey @BhayanakPuppy isko aise hi yaad rehti hai chize


sweets .  .  .  .  .  .  miss a lot when we used to get them in our school time .  .  .  .  we went to school for that only

ladddooooooooooo .  .  .  .  .  .  bahut yaad aate hai jo school time mei milte the .  .  .  .  usi k liye to aaj school jaate the :p


for money @KapilSibal and for vote bank @INCIndia will accept it's mother's #TripleTalaq

Paise ke liye @KapilSibal aur Vote Bank ke liye @INCIndia Apne maa ka bhi #TripleTalaq accept kar lenge


@Amit_smiling debonair brother debonair! what he made us remember

@Amit_smiling Debonair bhai debonair! Kya yaad dilaye hai


wow guddu son ,  you took credit in a very good way . . .

wah guddu beta ,  achhe se credit le liya .  .  ;-)


@iNationalSRKian this time(fan ) > kkr for me . trailer is good but i hope people like it and understand it . indian audience

@iNationalSRKian abki baar Film(FAN ) > KKR for me . Trailer to accha hai bas film logo ko pasand aur samajh aaye . Indian audience ðŸ˜’


mother understands everything mom always know what you want .  . ! ! !

maa sab samajti hein c> mom always know what you want .  .  !  !  !  ^_^


@friendlii_ghost it comes at our place. but 3gb data finishes in 10 days

@friendlii_ghost hamare yahan to aata hai. par 3gb data 10 din me khatam ho jata hai


why do we ruin everything in the end ... alas...

Last me humesha kyu gadbada deta hai ... Hayeee ...


@coolfunnytshirt train station is just leaving.. ddlj happened

@coolfunnytshirt Train station se nikal rahi hai bas.. DDLJ ho gaya ye to


@sambha_bhilane thank you brother. you junior sergeant and me sir

@sambha_bhilane Thank you bhai. Thanedar tum aur sahib hum :P


rt @Abhinna_Sri : @MANJULtoons @bhak_sala it looks like you didnt see today's twitter trend . #RahulOnLeave and #WhereIsRahul show how caring people

RT @Abhinna_Sri : @MANJULtoons @bhak_sala lagta hai aapne aaj ka twitter trend nhi dekha . #RahulOnLeave n #WhereIsRahul show how caring ppl


@BSNLCorporate @rsprasad thanks for reply . pankaj chauhan , m - 8527745669/01242570669 , address - c2 taradeep apartments , gurgaon sector -52

@BSNLCorporate @rsprasad Thanks for reply . Pankaj Chauhan , M - 8527745669/01242570669 , Address - C2 Taradeep Apartments , Gurgaon Sec -52


it's good that nepali brother came otherwise because of #RightToPrivacy narendra modi would have forgotten to post 2-3 tweet

Accha hua aaj Nepali Babu aagye warna #RightToPrivacy ke karan 2-3 tweet karna bhool jate Narendra Modi


everybody has a sim of #Jio " but even we dont know our number

#Jio ka sim tho sab ke pass hai " lekin uska number khud ko bhi pata nai hota 0


@Lala_The_Don will he give electricity to 29,000 villages ? what did he do for 10 years #FailedCMNitish

@Lala_The_Don 29,000 gaon ko dega ye bijli ? 10 saal kya kiya isne #FailedCMNitish


the most funny line is .  .  .  where is mungerilaal lost .  .  .  open your eyes and solve the problem

the most funny line is .  .  .  kahan khoya hai mungerilaal .  .  .  aankhe khol aur problem solve kar


passenger fares remain same #RailBudget2015 . @sureshpprabhu urges clean rail neat india

Passenger fares remain same #RailBudget2015 . @sureshpprabhu urges Clean Rail Neat India


@White_Crimes i want to beat you, when should i?

@White_Crimes tumhari pitaai karni hai,kab karoo?


professional portfolio shoot only in rs . 3000 location : - jaipur rajasthan hd 30 photos shoot date 05 may ... https://t.co/TBahxL36kD

Professional Portfolio shoot only in Rs . 3000/- Location : - Jaipur Rajasthan HD 30 Photos Shoot Date 05 May ... https://t.co/TBahxL36kD


my heart does not want to go to school, my heartfull wish is to sit on a mat and pray for #pak.. god please help .. #pakvsind #indvspak

Mera dil kal school jany ko bilkul ni kr ra bs dil kr ra ha k janamaz pr beth kr #pak k liye dua krn .. allah g plz help .. #pakvsind #indvspak


sir did you give advrtisement for sms job in country's employment scheme?

sir apne rastriya rojgar youjana me sms job ke liye news paper me add dya he kya???


@oothikicha lol. came to listen this only now i can log out

@oothikicha lol. yahi sunne aaya tha, ab log out kar sakta hu


#290: i used to buy " pussy " cat toffee regularly before i came to iit . now i despise the stuff ... #DC ++ changed my life .

#290 [\\m/] : I used to buy \ " pussy\ " cat toffee regularly before I came to IIT . Now I despise the stuff ... #DC ++ changed my life .


@KShisodia good, otherwise love would have finished

@KShisodia good, pyar khatam hojata warna </3


#IfSuperheroesWereIndian then our females would need superhero rather than minions. #AwwSoCute

#IfSuperheroesWereIndian phir hamaari auraton ko superhero nahi minions chahiye honge. #AwwSoCute


till yesterday they were becoming liberals on sc's #TripleTalaq #BhaktGang today they have been bamboozled on sc's hinduism opinion #JaagoBhaktoJaago

Kaltak SC ka #TripleTalaq opionion pe liberals banehue #BhaktGang " aaj SC ki Hinduism ke upar opinion se bhokalagaye poora #JaagoBhaktoJaago


#Congress has come to its level . congress is going to disrupt #RailBudget2015 !! #SureshPrabhu

Aa gayi #Congress apni aukaat pe . Congress is going to disrupt #RailBudget2015 !! #SureshPrabhu


@narendramodi sir i dont think you are concerned

@narendramodi Sir mujhe ni lgta ki Aap concerned h


holi is trending . now few people will start boasting about waterless holi

Holi is trending . Abhi waterless holi ka gyaan baatna shuru kar denge kuch log .


@hurdangi haan.. @sagarikaghose sister will eat green mango today @the_hindu

@hurdangi haan.. @sagarikaghose Didi aaj hare rang ke aam khaengi @the_hindu


shashikala be like "i had already told you that i will become pm 2 months after jaya leaves.."pic.twitter.com/XnULxJEgfX

Shashikala be like "Maine kaha tha na Jaya ke jaane ke 2 mahine ke andar CM ban kar dikhaungi.."pic.twitter.com/XnULxJEgfX


Ohhh #jio what did you do ... in this period of inflation

Ohhh #jio ye tumne kya ... iss mehengai ke jamane me tumne bhi


after growing up they started applying stayfree https://twitter.com/dhaikilokatweet/status/635723592878063617 …

Aue bade hone par unhone Stayfree lagana shuru kar diya https://twitter.com/dhaikilokatweet/status/635723592878063617 …


you turn around so greatly brother !why dont your bring 1 or 2 medals in olympic ? will turn around on #Aadhaar too? #RightToPrivacy

Itna gajab palti marte ho bhaiya ! Olym mein medal wedal kahe nahi dila dete ek tho ? Hain ? #Aadhaar pe bhi palti maroge ? #RightToPrivacy


sir @kamaalrkhan david cameron did very wrong to you

Sir @kamaalrkhan aap ke saath David Cameron ne bahot galat kiya.


@Ra_Bies do not abuse babu, it has poison in it

@Ra_Bies gaali mat dena babu gali me vish bastaa hai


@rahulroushan bahut hi baukhala gayi hain madam ji


@APoonia19 are you both brother and sister ? @rvgunjal2

@APoonia19 dono bhai behen ho ? @rvgunjal2


this is truth https://twitter.com/Ms__Bharti/status/896807257228419074 …


@LoKarloUnfollow should we talk about the school your kids will go??  @Jal_Kukdi

@LoKarloUnfollow Tere bachche kaun se school me jaenge ye baate kare ??  @Jal_Kukdi


@akshaykanitkar hey listen... how is my new hair color?

@akshaykanitkar ajji sunte ho... Mera naya hair color kaisa laga?


@aanchalator worked for twitter for 3 years is it not enough

@aanchalator twitter walo ke 3 saal kaam kiya wo kaafi nahi hai kya :D


"tell.. he is saying that he doesnt know doraemon ."pic.twitter.com/MPicBuHXtD

"Batao.. Bol raha hai Doraemon ko nahi jaanta.."pic.twitter.com/MPicBuHXtD


2017 to delhi : okay i am going, remember me in smoke !! #DelhiSmog #delhipollution #2017

2017 to Delhi : Accha chalta hu Dhuaon' me yaad rakhna !! #DelhiSmog #delhipollution #2017


@someUSER yep .  once it's lost ,  it can never be returned .  i was in constitution hall last friday .  got chills .  so much history was almost lost

@someUSER yep .  once it's lost ,  it can never be returned .  i was in constitution hall last fri .  got chills .  so much history was almost lost


@balliawalebaba terrorist is smarter than @SethShruti

@balliawalebaba Terrorist me @SethShruti se zyada akal hai


hahahaaa ! ! and afterwards the look of those children beaten for not doing homework

hahahaaa !  !  aur baad me jo look pite hue aur homework kiye bachon ka hota tha .  .  .  #losers :d


ek choti seat aage bhi hoti thi .  .  .  :p


i replied you now and you ignored it, you blame

Tujhe abhi reply kiya maine aur tune ignore kiya hai, ilzaam lagata hai </3


face the truth. is it roza or not tell me?

Sach ka samna .roza he ke nahi ye batao?


jain book depot :d :d yayyyyyy childhood memories revived .  .  .  .  the adorable most memorable 90s :)

jain book depot :d :d yayyyyyy bachpann ki yadein taza ho gayi .  .  .  .  the adorable most memorable 90s :)


.@OfficeOfRG do you guys even change diapers of rahul?

.@OfficeOfRG aap log kya Rahul baba ke diapers bhi change karte ho?


@EngineeRoholic leave it atleast in jail

@EngineeRoholic jail me to yeh sab chhod do


voice doesnt come after heart breaks, only bad tweet comes.

Dil tootne se awaaz nahi aati, bas gandi tweet aati hai.


vladimir putin is vardhmaan nitin #VHPNames

Vladimir Putin is Vardhmaan Nitin #VHPNames


@kritisanon @ipritamofficial @remodsouza @varun_dvn congrats ! but nowadays 50 millions are not that big on youtube

@kritisanon @ipritamofficial @remodsouza @varun_dvn congrats ! ðŸ˜„ðŸ˜ðŸ˜Š but aaj kal 50 millions koi badi baat nahi hai YOUTUBE pe ðŸ˜€


what salman brother...i took a leave from job to talk to you and you will meet at 4..

Kya Salman bhai...mene job se 6uti lekar aaya apse baat krne ko ab aap 4 baje milege..


watching tarak mehta's upside down spectacles ?


ravish, to shop owner

brother pack 6 eggs, 2 packet milk, 1 bread and half kilo caste ingredients

#FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

Ravish, dukaan wale se

Bhaiya 6 ande, 2 packet doodh, 1 bread aur aadha kilo jaati samikaran pack kar do

#FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


really miss you mahi sir .  now it wont be fun to watch a match .  all senior players went in 2014 .  so sad

really miss u mahi sir .  ab match dekhne ka maja nhi aayega .  2014 me sab senior player chale gaye .  so sad


today 2 matches will be played #SouthAfrica vs #Afghanistan 2:30 in afternoon and #SriLanka vs #WestIndies 7 in evening

Aaj 2 Matches Khailay Jaingy #SouthAfrica Vs #Afghanistan Dopher 2:30 Baje Aur #SriLanka Vs #WestIndies Sham 7 BajeHoga


think what will happen if principal sir is round

think what happen jab principal sir round ho :-p


calling themselves angel, cute, sweet forcefully makes them very happy

khud hi ko zabardasti ka angel, cute, sweet bolne bahot mazza aata hai inhe


#RailBudget2015 higher expectations ... show me good days ... http://t.co/gBjdED9iM5

#RailBudget2015 higher expectations ... Dikaho ache din ... http://t.co/gBjdED9iM5


@ImRaina you know ,  why is mahashivratri celebrated ? because , god shivji married mother parvati on this day of shivratri .

@ImRaina U know , Mahashivratri kyu celebrate karte hai ? Bcoz , Issi Shivratri ke din God Shivji ne Mata Parvati se shadi ki thi .


@tinabasetia sister why are you behind me


@Oinkoo village is yours gurgaon. we have metro city . jodhpur. #bhairoxx @AskThePankazzzz

@Oinkoo gaon to tumhara hai gurgaon. Hamara metro city hai. Jodhpur. #bhairoxx @AskThePankazzzz