@YearOfRat @Alllahdin haha! nothing like that!

@YearOfRat @Alllahdin Haha! Aisa kuch nahi!


@GaurangBhardwa1literally brother, 2 acs are needed to cool an ac.

@GaurangBhardwa1 sahi me bhai.. AC ko thanda karne ke liye bhi 2 AC lag rahe hai


@MeetUunngLee girls have started talking to me to meet you, they say introduce me to the finger.

@MeetUunngLee tujhe ilne ke liye ladkiyan mujhse baat karne lagi hai, kehti hai unglee se milao :'(


vimal paan masala, taste of saffron in every grain, and color of saffron on each teeth.

Vimal paan masala, daane daane mein kesar ka swad, aur daanto daanto ko kesar ka rang


muslim woman in jaipur divorced through speed post. its weird, pigeons were never sent for divorce in old times.

Muslim woman in Jaipur divorced through speed post. Ajeeb hai, purane zamane me kabhi kabootar bhej ke talaq to nahi hote the!


If a case like #DelhiSmog happened in any #BJP elected state then #Congress would have said it's the strategy of #Modi to increase the sale of air purifiers #Twitter280Characters #smogindelhi

Agar #DelhiSmog jaisa kissa kisi #BJP elected state me hota toh #Congress kehti #Modi ki chaal hai Air Purifier ka sale badhaane ki #Twitter280Characters #smogindelhi


" for the first time, in indian politics, rs 1 crore has been given as a compensation to a martyr policeman"

" first time , in indian politics ,  rs1 crore has been given as a compensation to a martyr policeman "


launch a comic book friend, you are great

launch a comic book yr .  .  .  u r great


wow, delhi ola share? the girls of this place have iq at a different level

Kya baat hai? Dilli Ola share? Yahan ki ladkiyon ka IQ alag level hai. :D


#crackerban will be in #Delhi this #Diwali will burst crackers. i challenge offsprings of aurangzeb to stop me

#crackerban will be in #Delhi this #Diwali challenge karta hoon crackers burst karunga himmat hai toh rokh ke dikhana Aurangzeb ke Aulaadon


@Toh_Kya_Hua @91mishraprachi didn't pick a good defender even from there.

@Toh_Kya_Hua @91mishraprachi wahan se bhi ek achha defender nahi uthaya hai


@iAmGolfy my vehicle is odd #IrritateMeIn4Words

@iAmGolfy Meri Gaadi Odd Hai #IrritateMeIn4Words :P


need one Umesh to take wicket of hadin, like we need teeth.

Daaton ki zaroorat hai jaise, bas ek Umesh chahiye hadin ke wicket ke liye.


@vichupedia brother its not like that. you too are a celebrity.

@vichupedia bhai aisa nahi hai.. Celeb to aap bhi ho


@Atheist_Krishna three things exist in the world but nobody has seen: the world of ghosts , real love and degree #DegreeDialogues

@Atheist_Krishna Duniya mein 3 cheeze hoti zaroor hai lekin kisine dekhi nahin . bhooton ka sansar , sacha wala pyar or Degree #DegreeDialogues


super music brother, it's our anthem till today. urvashi!

super music bhai, aaj bhi anthem hai hamara... Urvashi!


Kamlesh Vaswani and Vijay Panjwani. mixed the names of sindhis with soil in a moment

Kamlesh Vaswani and Vijay Panjwani. Ek hi jhatke mein sindhis ka naam mitti mein mila diya.


@thehariom25 #TripleTalaq where is mulla and molvi now ? does she not have the righ to live?

@thehariom25 #TripleTalaq where is mulla & molvi now ? 0 kya isko jine ka haq nahi hai ?


I think your roomate is trying to tell you something. but you are not taking the hint!

I think your roomie is trying to tell you something ... but u r not taking the hint !


@Sarcusstic brother it has happened https://twitter.com/LOLendraSingh/status/558536425897869312 … @Shakti_Shetty @GareebGuy

@Sarcusstic bhai ye ho chuka hai https://twitter.com/LOLendraSingh/status/558536425897869312 … @Shakti_Shetty @GareebGuy


@Jal_Kukdi i gave you so much love. now you want retweet spree as well @iamGunjanGrunge@DefucktiveHumor

@Jal_Kukdi tumhe itna pyaar diya.. Ab RT spree bhi chahiye  @iamGunjanGrunge @DefucktiveHumor


free speech: india will be divided

anti-national speech:  i bow to thee mother

#ILoveMyIndia

Free speech: Bharat ke tukde honge

Anti-national speech: Vande Mataram

#ILoveMyIndia


the identity of delhi's development,press the button with lotus mark.

delhi vikash ki yhi pahchan  ,  batan dawao kamal nisan  .


@scratchysingh brother its just for fun. delete it please @The_Sleigher

@scratchysingh bhai mazak kar rahe hai delete kar de pls @The_Sleigher


four rape cases in haryana in one day but this sumit brother debates about one single poster, then wont he be doubted?

Hariyana me ek din me char rape case ...par a sumit bhaisab .... Ek postar ko leke debet karte hai.... To enpar shaq nahi hoga kya...


used to just try somehow that we get laddoo two times.. chabad chabad!

aah kisi tarah try krte ki ladoo do bar mil jaye .  . chabad chabad !  !  !


the time has come now to remove #reservation like #DeMonetisation and #gst so #India can become developed country in true sense

ab time aa gya h ki #DeMonetisation n #gst ki tarah hi is #reservation ko hataiye taki sahi mayne me #India develop country ho jaye.


retweet @ErNayansingh : there are many disadvantages of being engineer as well as tall , you never know whether the girl next door is calling you to repair the fan or affix a bulb.

RT @ErNayansingh : Engineer plus tall hone ke bahut Disadvantage hain , you never know baaju waali Fan theek karne bula ri hai ya Bulb lagaanâ€¦


comparing ishrat jahan with barkha dutt is nonsense. ishrat is bihar's daughter and barkha is pakistan's daughter.

Comparing Ishrat Jahan with Barkha Dutt is nonsene. Ishrat Bihar ki beti hai aur Barkha Pakistan ki.


@White_Crimes sequel is going to come, sabu vs shaktiman and it will be much better.

@White_Crimes Sequel aane wala hai, Sabu v/s Shaktimaan. Woh zyada achhi hogi.


brother. you always make me emotional. mom is the best gift a man ever receives.

bhai .  .  .  .  .  tum hamesha emotional kar dete ho .  .  .  .  .  mom is the bestest gift a man ever recieve


facebook statistics show that we have crossed 15,000 unique page views!  time to crack open a nice bottle of single malt and enjoy :)

fb stats show that we have crossed 15 , 000 unique page views  !  time to crack open a nice bottle of single malt and enjoy :)


heard that Sallu brother no longer needs muslims. is this true???

Heard k Sallu bhai ko musalmaano ki ab koi zarurath nahi rahi iz diz true???


bring bjp. spring will come with it.

 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

BJP lao.. Saath me aayegi bahaar

 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


supreme court said that if triple talaq is religious issue they wont interfere then why double-faced criteria for hindu festival.

SC ne kaha TT dharmic mudda "hua to dakhal nahi denge!! to fir Hindu festivals ke liye dohre mapdand kyon?


*after elections*
kejriwal: we lost by 5000 votes. find out.
sisodia: Sir, twitter ones didn't go to vote
k: why?
s: they were trending

*After Elections*
Kejri: Hum 50000 vote se haar gaye..Pata karo
Sisodia: Sir,twitter wale vote karne nahi gaye
K: Kyu?
S: Trend kar rahe the


@sssingh21 @ArvindKejriwal @ppbajpai revolutionary, more revolutionary. please don't judge me wrong. freedom of speech.

@sssingh21 @ArvindKejriwal @ppbajpai krantikari bahut krantikari :) please galat man manna mujhe :) freedom of speech :)


the police officer, in whose territory rape happens, should be given the punishment of #FAANSI. bring this law in the parliament, policemen will improve on their own and the country will improve.

Jis police officer ki TERRITORY mein rape ho use bhi rapist k saath #FAANSI ki saza deni chahiye. Sansad mein ye kaanoon laaiye...Police waale apne-aap sudhar jaayenge or desh sudhar jaayega.


@Alllahdin then after drinking beer, you should have said, sleep.

@Alllahdin toh beer peene ke baad bol deta... Soja:(


Dhoni ki retirement ka waqt badalna hai.


.@happlyunmarried the wrists are bare make me wear green green bangles

.@happlyunmarried Corey hai kalaiyaan pehna de mujhe hari hari choodiyaan


this red color #GuessTheSong
#Kishorehttps://twitter.com/ROFLaaLa/status/881242615659716609 …

Ye laal rang #GuessTheSong
#Kishorehttps://twitter.com/ROFLaaLa/status/881242615659716609 …


brother @imVkohli if you are in dressing room and reading twitter mentions then listen to my words and declare, you have to win the next match as well.

Bhai @imVkohli agar dressing room me baith ke Twitter mentions padh rahe ho to meri bat mano declare kar do. Agla match bhi jeetna hai.


thanks @jigneshmevani80 and #TukdeTukdeGang who after so much problem of #gst still have so much faith in @narendramodi sir

Dhanyabad @jigneshmevani80 and #TukdeTukdeGang jo #gst ki itni problem ke bad bhi log @narendramodi sir par viswas banaye huye hai @


then why don't you shift in hostel 10 itself.

Then y dont u shift in Hostel 10 itself ..


this time's fight, win or lose  #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

Ab ki ladai aar ya paar

 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


@abhinashanjuman sir can't there be a reign like that of Nepal's king virendra vikram shahdev sir.... please advise me

@abhinashanjuman Ji ...... kya Nepal raja virendra vikram shahdev ji jaisa sasan nahi Ho sakta kya ... please advice me ..


@someUSER would the bar be showing pittsburgh steelers versus new york giants on sunday night ?

@someUSER would the bar be showing pittsburgh steelers v new york giants on sunday night ?


@DefucktiveHumor stomach is not filled by shame it is filled by chapati #gareebEmo @igknightor

@DefucktiveHumor pet shatm se nahi.. Roti se bharta hai #gareebEmo @igknightor


*2015 mohabbatein*, i still love her as much as before and only because i couldn't find anyone else.

*2015 Mohabbatein*
Main aaj bhi usse utni hi mohabbat karta hoon ... aur sirf isiliye ke mujhe koi aur nahi mili.


and if ram said, today my horses will be released before ashwamegh yagya.

or if Ram said "Aaj mere ghode khulne wale hain" before ashwamegh yagya.


@DefucktiveHumor you should put 36D, i was stopped.

@DefucktiveHumor 36D daalna tha, mujhe roka gaya hai :-D


ajay mehra has inserted chopper in bansal's mansion #GhayalOnceAgain

Ajay Mehra ne chopper Bansal mansion me ghusa dia hai.
#GhayalOnceAgain


Bachchan sir always make sure that his sons keep working‚ #IndvsPak https://t.co/Q9AARgNQl1

Bachchan sahab always make sure ki beta kuch to kaam kare ðŸ˜‚ #IndvsPak https://t.co/Q9AARgNQl1


@rahulroushan sir, come fast! see rahul roushan and barkha dutt is fighting oh wait.

@rahulroushan Sir, jaldi aao! Dekho Rahul Roushan aur Barkha Dutt ladai kar rahe hain.... Oh.. wait..


no i don't want to say anything you just take care of yourself

@Prachi_licious nako, mala nahi bolayha aahe konashi pan, swatahla aavar zara


i was beaten too much  when i was trying to show my smartness

meri bahut pitayi huyi thi .  .  . ek baar esi hosiyari kerne gaya tha tub .  .  .  .  :-)


@Gurmeetramrahim #MSGrequest sir we keep doing good by your mercy.

@Gurmeetramrahim #MSGrequest ji pita ji aapki rehmat se hm sada achhe kaam kre


love bird https://twitter.com/sanjaykapur59/status/790982024475447296 …


@itzjatt i am doing it using phone i rarely use it.

@ItzJatt yaar fone sey kar raha hun , bahut kumm use karta hun


in this disloyal world who will be at your side people forget which grave it was even after burying by their own hands

" Bewafa duniya mein kon sari zindagi sath de ga tera . * * Log to hathon se dafnaa kar bhool jate hain k Qabar konsi thi ......


@Being_Humor brother do you want to do shopping? we will drink beer in arera bar.@GaurangBhardwa1

@Being_Humor Abey shopping karni hai kya?? Beer piyenge Arera Bar me..  @GaurangBhardwa1


@gapagapdotcom even i want one. where will i find? get me some discount.

@gapagapdotcom mujhe bhi chahiye ek.. Kaha milegi.. kuch discount karwa do


@ek_samosa_dena truth makes you cry. not me

@ek_samosa_dena sachhai rulati hai bhai, main nahi!


hey! you said and i agreed? https://twitter.com/IndiaToday/status/732099121310359553 …

Arrey! Tumnay bola aur humnay maan liya?https://twitter.com/IndiaToday/status/732099121310359553 …


@KyaUkhaadLega Deti nahi sirf leti hai :D


wow! users now get free mobile recharge of rs 350 in just 2 minutes.

wow .  .  !  !  users now get free mobile recharge of rs . 350 in just 2 minutes .


@DefucktiveHumor all are together @googlechrome

@DefucktiveHumor sab mile hue hai @googlechrome


Madam does not trust so many 'Gandhi'  named hospitals in the country. https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/671217458984841216..

Madam ko desh ke itne saare 'Gandhi' naamak hospitalo pe bharosa nahi.. ??https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/671217458984841216 …


the one i plucked thinking as flower, now breaks me like a thorn. follow @Piyar_Ki_BarSaTSnd 40404

@BhokalTweet wese yuvi filhal raina se bahut better kar raha hai .. Both in batting and bowling .. One day team me manish pandey ayega ..


p+q+r =  . solved! gudoo this is the answer. turtle solved faster than sir

p + q +r = 51 .  .  solved !  gudoo yeh hai answer .  kachua sir se fast solve kar liya


@SimplyHimanshuR nitish ran in fear tothe tantrik#FailedCMNitish

@SimplyHimanshuR dar ke bhage nitish tantrik ke pass  #FailedCMNitish


I like you when you secretly favourite me.

Mujhe tum chupke chupke jab aise favorite karti ho, achhi lagti ho.


Perhaps the idea of my marriage has come to my heart, that is why my mother bought me ipill.

Shayad meri shaadi ka khayal dil mein aaya hai, isiliye mummy ne meri mujhe iPill dilwaya hai.


AAtheist_Krishna oh yes! zee tv:in which annu kapoor always cried singing fake patriotic songs.

@Atheist_Krishna Oh yes! Zee TV. Jismein Annu Kapoor fokat ke desh bhakti wale gaane gaa kar hamesha rota tha


"chamakna" has made the makeup industry. https://twitter.com/amazinganjali/status/795262268724416512 …

Ye "chamakna" ne hi make up industry banayi hai.https://twitter.com/amazinganjali/status/795262268724416512 …


I like Gurgaon... there are nice girls there.

I like Gurgaon.. Ladkiya mast hai waha ki


@RoflGandhi_ even guruji is benefitted by #RightToPrivacy. now he can do anything in the secret room in privacy.

@RoflGandhi_ Guruji ko Bhi #RightToPrivacy se Faayda hua hai 0 Ab woh Secret room me privacy me kuch bhi kar sakte hai


happy mahashivratri ... : : grant me this boon oh god, may i never refrain from righteous acts, may i fight without fear all foes in life's battes ... http://t.co/3PnISEtDxe

Happy MahaShivratri ... : : Deh Shiva eh bar mohe-i-hai shubh karman the kabhu na taroo Na daroo ar siyoo ... http://t.co/3PnISEtDxe


aloha Kriti , what's the secret behind your beautiful shape ?? #AskKriti @kritisanon

Aloha Kriti , what's the secret behind your beautiful Aakriti ?? #AskKriti @kritisanon


Politicians have three kinds of lunch
1. home food
2. outside food
3. food of  dalit's house

Politicians have three kinds lunch
1. Ghar ka khana
2. Bahar ka khana
3. Dalit ke ghar khana


just chill... anyways where do #JNU #freeloaders like you get job!

Chill maro ... waise bhi aap jaise #JNU #freeloaders ko kaha milti hain job!


*roadies delhi audition*
raghu: have you done anything adventurous till now?
guy: sir I bathe daily with cold water.
raghu: *roadies salute*

*Roadies Delhi Audition*
Raghu: Aaj tak kuch adventurous kiya hai?
Guy: Sir main roz thande pani se naha raha hoon.
Raghu: *Roadies Salute*


@MeetUunngLeez you know better than me.do not talk rubbish.

@MeetUunngLee tu mujhse behtar jaanta hai. Bakwaas na kar


and here if you do not pay one month emi loan then you recieve a call !#PNBFraud

Aur yahan ek month ke education loan ki EMI pay na karo toh call aa jata hai ! -_- #PNBFraud


it's a public demand #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

Jan jan ki yehi darkaar

 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


retweet @CallMeNini today i took out time to watch Qandeel baloch videos.now i feel like either killing him or myself.

RT @CallMeNini_ : Aaj time nikal kar Qandeel Baloch ki videos dekhiAb dil kar raha hai ya to khud marr jau ya use maar duðŸ˜´


it means you have drunk water from every bank @DeShobhaa

matlab ghaat ghaat ka paani piye ho @iam_akashh @DeShobhaa


@sonunigam@gaana nice why didn't you make video sonu ji

@sonunigam @gaana nice video kyoon nahi banaya sonu ji


baby has blocked me. may be she has gone to burst crackers.pic.twitter.com/0uYFLd97nF

Baby ne block kar diya.. Shayad phatakey phorney gayee hogipic.twitter.com/0uYFLd97nF


heheh lovely friend. guddu you made me remember school.

heheh .  .  lovely yr .  .  school yaad dila diya bhai guddu toone .  .


the talk is going on in #Jangal_Jangal ,the gossip has spread as #Hoi_Hai  , not #Mogali, here its is of the ghosts  https://t.co/gYr5IED7x0

#Jangal_Jangal Bat Chali Hai , #Hoi_Hai Karke Bat Feli hai , #Mogali Nahi Yaha hai Bhooto Ka https://t.co/gYr5IED7x0


@Priya_Menon let's get hugs and kisses. let's make eye contact

@Priya_Menon Le pappiya jhappiya paale hum. Ankhiyon ke pech ladaa le hum?


@Lala_The_Don there is too much poverty. they are leading a pathetic life  #NitishKaNakliVikas

@Lala_The_Don gareebi bhi bahut hai..They are leading pathetic life  #NitishKaNakliVikas


if one site of Torrentz doesn't open, won't tara singh see the new movie

"EK TORRENTZ KI SITE NAHI KHULEGI TO KYA TARA SINGH NAYEE PICTURE NAHI DEKHEGA.."


@Ra_Bies @am2pmlifestyle Laala brother when will our turn come @ROFLaaLa

@Ra_Bies @am2pmlifestyle Laala bhai hamara number kab aayega  @ROFLaaLa


if someone else had wished happy moharram, chaos might have been created till now.  https://twitter.com/ShahnawazBJP/status/713195577798885376 …

Ye koi aur Happy Moharram bolta toh kohram mach jaata ab tak. https://twitter.com/ShahnawazBJP/status/713195577798885376 …


there is too much difficulty, your mind is lost, someone please find it.  https://twitter.com/abhijeetsinger/status/595860362194354176 …

Badi mushkil hai khoya tera dimaag hai, koi usse dhund ke laaye na. https://twitter.com/abhijeetsinger/status/595860362194354176 …


@Ra_Bies tomorrow is friday, will drink whole bottle, your promise.

@Ra_Bies kal Friday hai, poori botal piyunga tumhari kasam


why sister... only you can speak english?? https://twitter.com/hemalitanna/status/648383494477885440 …

Kyu behen.. Angrezi sirf tum hi bol sakti ho ??  https://twitter.com/hemalitanna/status/648383494477885440 …


@MahnooriAhmed oh god, what did you do? hahahah

@MahnooriAhmed ya alllah yeh kya kiya hahahah


most common nights to order pizza: new year's eve ,  january 1 ,  day before thanksgiving ,  super bowl sunday ,  halloween .  http/URL

most common nights to order pizza: nye ,  jan 1 ,  day before thanksgiving ,  super bowl sunday ,  halloween .  http/URL


gujaratis rushing to the nearby bhel seller for rs.10 bhel and asking, brother give change for 500

Gujaratis rushing to the near buy bhel wala for Rs.10 ka bhel & asking bhai 500 chutto aapi de


@indiantweeter it's nothing like that. anyone can go to united states. anyone can keep a display picture with prime minister.. display picture of modi sir is greater than any trip

@indiantweeter Aisa kuch nahi hai. US to koi bhi jaa sakta.. PM ke saath DP koi nahi laga sakta.. Modi Ji Waali DP > Any trip


@AkasaSing greetings of mahashivratri. by the way are you also fasting and if so then for whom? .. i am the biggest #Akasians

@AkasaSing Mahashivratri ki Shubhkamnaye . Waise tumne bhi wrat rakha hai aur rakha hai to kiske liye rakha hai ?.. I m the biggest #Akasians


that's very good, now inflation will also reduce, unemployment will reduce, rape, robbery will end,  hooliganism will also end #TripleTalaq

That's very "good ab mahengayi bhi Kam ho "jayegi berozgari khatam ho "jayegi "rape "robbery gundagardi sab khatam ho jayegi #TripleTalaq


was it a normal question?  give attention just like that.

normal sa question tha  ?  bus aise hi attention dedo kuch b :


@Lala_The_Don loves nitin #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@Lala_The_Don ye karta hai nitish se pyar
#FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


@LoKarloUnfollow oh.. might have said after thinking only @bizzarebhide

@LoKarloUnfollow oh.. Phir to kuch soch samaj ke hi kaha hoga @bizzarebhide


@Typodhish is a mixed breed... it is a mix of zebra and another animal.

@Typodhish mix brid hai .... Zebra aur dusra koi Animal ka mix hai ....


the villages of UP haven't yet understood the meaning of electricity.  https://twitter.com/ANINewsUP/status/783981852721713153 …

UP ke gaon me to log aaj tak BIJLI ka Matlab bhi nahin samjh payehttps://twitter.com/ANINewsUP/status/783981852721713153 …


you were not wrong, nor is and never will be.. brother, whole world is waiting for your marriage. when are you giving this super duper news.

aap galat na the, na ho, na hi hoge. bhai aap ki sadi ka intijar pure world ko hai .kab super duper news de rahe ho aap.


"this is a strategy.. PM is not allowing us to work."

"ye ek saazish hai.. PM hume kaam nahi karne de raha.."


@bhaisaabkoram tweet of 2-4 fans, will recieve email in 1-2 days.

@bhaisaabkoram 2-4 fan waale tweet kar de, ek do din me email aa jayega


@friendlii_ghost buri tarah se pyar hogaya hai tujhe...!


@mujahid2589 I doubted your royal needs from the starting.

@mujahid2589 . Muje to pehle se tere nawabi shok pe doubt tha


#ModiMeetTrump Will #Modi by going to #America with #Trump bring any solution to #Pakistan. What will happen #EidMubarak #India

#ModiMeetTrump kya #Modi gi #America main #Trump ke shaath mil kar #Pakistan ka koi rasta nikalenge kya hoga #EidMubarak #India


and the chalk fights that happen by forming gangs...boom boom

aur jo chalk fight hoti thi gang bana k  .  .  .  de dhama dham .  .  .  .


sir where were you? without you twitter seems empty. now tell a little bit about  #gst#israelvisit#westbengal

Sirji kaha "the aapke bina twitter suna suna lag raha tha. Ab jara #gst #israelvisit #WestBengal k bare me kuch boliye


this is your love for me. it is visible but I am not interested and please don't go about doing something crazy

ye tera pyar hai mere liye. Dikh raha hai, but I'm not interested, kuch ulta seedha mat kar baithna plz


@YearOfRat the plaster is removed and in one month I'll be able to walk normally

@YearOfRat plaster toh nikal gaya hai, bas ek mahina aur uske baad normal chal paaunga!


@tishasaroyan you will remember my faithfulness, you will cry and regret .

@tishasaroyan meri wafayein yaad karoge, rooge haan ...fariyaad karoge


in a dispensation where the judiciary is corrupt, you get exploitation and not justice.

jikske raj main nayayparnali bhi corrupt hoti ja rahi ha " janha nayay nahi shoshan hota hai "


@NamoIndia2015 Lalu and nitish are two sides of the same coin #NitishKaNakliVikas

@NaMoIndia2015 Lalu aur nitish dono ek hi sikke k 2 pahelu #NitishKaNakliVikas


you will neither become a hindu not a muslim, you are a son of mankind and you will become a human. Sagarika: it won't be funny then

"Tu Hindu banega na Musalman banega, insan ki aulad hai insan banega"
Sagarika: Maza nahi ayega phir :(


apko waqae lagta hai #Trump itna jahil hai k in sub ko use kare ga ???


people are getting inspired by Rahul Gandhi for money. :https://twitter.com/JhaSanjay/status/798754841078087680

Paise ke liye Rahul Gandhi se inspire ho rahe hai log :Phttps://twitter.com/JhaSanjay/status/798754841078087680 …


@Madan_Chikna there is no time for good.

@Madan_Chikna bhalai ka zamana nahi raha


@PadmajaJoshi @Bawli_Booch madam has become mad after delhi elections. modi sir has asked her to go on morning walks daily and watch pigeons

@PadmajaJoshi @Bawli_Booch satkeli hai madam after delhi elections ..... Modiji has asked her to on morning walk daily and watch pigeons


#RailBudget2015 @narendramodi @RailMinIndia laziness/mismanagement/nonsensical rules/ coercion all this sums up as indian railways.

#RailBudget2015 @narendramodi @RailMinIndia kaamchori /mismanagement/nonsensical rules / babugiri/ all this sums up as INDIAN RAILWAY


#IndvsPak lol... had lots of fun... back to back wicket... yoyo

#IndvsPak hahaha ... maza a gya ... back to back wicket ... yoyo


it's #WorldPoetryDay, dear emo poets,  get started today itself with four packs

It's #WorldPoetryDay, dear emo poets aaj din mein hi chaar peg lagakar chaalu hojao.


why are the supporters of anti-nationalist of #JNU @OfficeOfRG today silent on the death penalty of #KulbhushanJadhav ?

#JNU ke Deshdrohi ko support karane wala @OfficeOfRG aaj #KulbhushanJadhav ji ke faasi par kyu chup he ?


don't know why today #Dhoni took Rum while returning from office #CaptainCool

#Dhoni pata nhi kyun aaj office se aate waqt Rum le liya the #CaptainCool


glasses are on face.https://twitter.com/kamaalrkhan/status/635767866478960640 …

Sorat mein chashma laga hai.https://twitter.com/kamaalrkhan/status/635767866478960640 …


i used to bring chalk from the other class, used to eat bread pakoda with that

dusri class se chalk mai lata tha .  .  sath mai bread pakora kha ke aata tha


@somy_bored @tellymasala brother give us a good end for laakham, we will become happy. rest all will subside with time @RealTeamSwastik

@somy_bored @tellymasala bhai humko Laakham ka accha the end de do him khush ho jaayenge rest all will subside with time @RealTeamSwastik


.@JhaSanjay has rahul dear gone to celebrate yoga day with doraemon?

.@JhaSanjay Rahul Baba yoga day doraemon ke saath manane gaye hai ?


@imVkohli explain to suresh raina and shikhar dhawan that this is t20 world cup, not test match. Everyone is after virat kohli

@imVkohli Suresh Raina or Sikhar Dhawan ko samjhao ki ye t20world cup hai test match nahi .... Sab virat ke upar hath dho kar para hua hai .


@Mocksterr not fritters, bhajji... onion fritters!

@Mocksterr not pakode, bhajji... kaanda bhajji!


retweet @TheDeccanHerald : good news soon on #OROP : manohar parrikar http://t.co/3CUraBihWr http://t.co/NtirfTeswv

RT @TheDeccanHerald : Good news soon on #OROP : Manohar Parrikar http://t.co/3CUraBihWr http://t.co/NtirfTeswv


bhagyashree: you go, i'm coming
sbi employee : it is lunchtime righ tnow, come later.

Bhagyashree: Tu chal main aayi
SBI Employee : Abhi lunch time hai, baad me aana.


@Ra_Bies @LoKarDi_RT because honestly, she only talks rubbish. hmph!

@Ra_Bies @LoKarDi_RT kyunki sach, sirf bakwaas karti hai ye. Hmph


@KyaUkhaadLega even i have to tweet the loan you have taken.

@KyaUkhaadLega matlab udhar liya wo bhi tweet karna padega


comics on rent after depositing 20 rupees, hehehe

20 rs deposit kar ke rent per comics  .  .  .  . he he he


hey @ArvindKejriwal, BJP must be responsible for this earthquake as well, right?

Hey @ArvindKejriwal, is bhookamp ke piche bhi BJP ka haath hoga, haina?


in big big cities, such small small things keep happening

B'day B'day shehron main yeh chhoti chhoti batein hoti rehti hain.


yes, anyhow the dogs of the home should remain within their status https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/733617115341697024 …

Haan be waise bhi ghar ke kutto ko apni aukaat me rrhna chahiyehttps://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/733617115341697024 …


brother, in this much, the story of an entire movie gets completed

bhai itne mein to ek puri movie ki story khatm ho jati h  .  .  .


friend twitter, now even #GST has come to india. atleast now give the option of edit

Yaar "Twitter ab to #GST bhi aa gayi India me. Ab to edit ka option de do!


retweet @RichieMuney : today i feel like watching chashm-e-buddoor. Deepti Naval Farooque Sheikh Rakesh Bedi Saeed Jaffrey

RT @RichieMuney : Aaj Chashm-e-buddoor dekhne ka mann kar raha hai . Deepti NavalðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜Farooque SheikhðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜Rakesh BediðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜Saeed JaffreyðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜â€¦


#BecauseOfTwitter i could interact with my childhood loves @iHrithik @iamsrk and my loves of youth @Varun_dvn @aliaa08

#BecauseOfTwitter i could interact with my childhood loves @iHrithik @iamsrk and my jawaani wale loves @Varun_dvn @aliaa08


@Being_Humor you were going to come on the 2nd brother @ROFLaaLa

@Being_Humor tu to 2nd ko aane wala tha bhai @ROFLaaLa


i mean who is this? and why are statements being made about him?

Matlab ye kaun hai? Aur iske baare mein bayaan kyu hoya jaa raha hai?


@Funny_Deol then how will 10 thousand come!


"by the way, kejriwal is not that bad, he has done something"
Me:pic.twitter.com/zsPRQtBNXX

"Waise Kejriwal itna bhi bura nahi hai.. kuch to kia hi hai usne"
Me:pic.twitter.com/zsPRQtBNXX


@ROFLaaLa @Madan_Chikna give him something like dadasaheb phalke award!

@ROFLaaLa @Madan_Chikna isko Dadasaheb Phalke Award aisa kuch dilao!


whether it is a mirror or a lamp, in the end it breaks

Sheesha ho ya dip ho, aakhir, toot jaata hai


@HathwalaThakur the stage after menopause @Ra_Bies @sagarikaghose

@HathwalaThakur menopause k baad ki stage @Ra_Bies @sagarikaghose


it's not guddu's fault, he made a sentence of prestige only

its not guddu's fault .  .  .  .  . prestige ka hi toh sentence bnaya usne .  .  .  .  .


@JungleeBillli you are less of an engineer and more of a guru mata.

@JungleeBillli Aap Engineer kam aur Guru Mata zyada hai


.@JhaSanjay brother it is not even trending, why are you doing so much hard work? take kayam churn and go to sleep

.@JhaSanjay bhai trend bhi nahi ho raha.. kyu mehnat kar raha.. Kayam churn leke so jaa


@TweetErrant  the committee is thankful, please take chicken bread and a packet of hathi chaap, and take a view. this is a request.

@TweetErrant _/\_ mandaal aabhari aahe, krupaaya kombdi wade aani ek paakit haathi chhap gheun darshan dyave hi vinanti


west indies will have to score 18% more than india's score because their batting eill contitnue after 12 #INDvWI #GST

India ke score se west indies ko 18% jyada score karna "padega kyuki unki batting 12 baje ke baad tak chalegi. #INDvWI #GST


how will you talk to me from so many people?

itne sare logo me se humse kaise baat karoge?? :-(


retweet @TamalDas8 : PIB_India #UHF retweet RailMinIndia : mr sureshprabhu presents the rail budget 2015 #RailBudget2015

RT @TamalDas8 : PIB_India #UHF RT RailMinIndia : MR Sureshprabhu Presents the Rail Budget 2015 #RailBudget2015


romney's great line about  " trickle down government "  was coined by governor mitch daniels as early as january .  mitt uses good sources .

romney's great line about  " trickle down government "  was coined by gov .  mitch daniels as early as january .  mitt uses good sources .


stop crying by saying that it was a bad year. the year is not bad, your mind is.

Rona bandh karo, saal kharaab tha bolkar, kharab saal nahi magar tumhara dimaag hai.


@akshaykanitkar don't think.. Change fast

@akshaykanitkar soch mat.. Change kar jaldi


yes, anyhow our trips will start by year end *dance*

haan, waise bhi apne trips chalu hoayenge by year end *naacho*


#Mauka mauka hit a four at every chance ... Well bat #IndianCricketTeam ... @StarSportsIndia #IndvsSA

#Mauka mauka har chance pe mara chauka ... Well bat #IndianCricketTeam ... @StarSportsIndia #IndvsSA


brother, you don't want to impress boys right?


@AbbtakkE @ShkhRasheed good for pakistani team .. play good by looking at gro and buzug?

@AbbtakkE @ShkhRasheed good for Pakistani Team .. gro aur buzug ko daikh kar hi accha khail lain ?????


@KyaUkhaadLega he is shahrukh khan, he can do anything

@KyaUkhaadLega SRK hai kuch bhi kar sakta hai


what do i tell you brother, what is my situation? i had gone out to eat halwa and my mouth itself got burnt

Tumka kaa bataayi bhaiyya? Hamra haal kaa hai.. Nikle the hum halwa khaane muh hi jal gaya hai


@iamkits what happened? everything alright?

@iamkits aisa kya hogaya? sab khairiyat?


#railbudget2015 no increase in passenger fare, 67% more funds for passenger ammenities @Zahenaseeb @ggiittiikkaa @laidback1954 @DrGPradhan @ExSecular

#railbudget2015 no incrse in pasengr fare 67%more funds fr passenger ammenities @Zahenaseeb @ggiittiikkaa @laidback1954 @DrGPradhan @ExSecular


in baby, the wife of akshay kumar lets him go outside the home without asking. i mean how?

Baby me Akshay Kumar ki biwi usey bina poochhe ghar ke bahar jaane deti hai.

I MEAN HOW?


@kitAnurag they could have become heroes by cracking 2 jokes. they ere mad that they went to give their lives at the border

@kitAnurag 2 jokes maar kar hi hero ban sakte the. Pagle the woh sarhad par jaan dene gaye.


pandey sir sitting in police station and whistling https://www.instagram.com/p/BH7mZXKjiEG/

Thaana mein baithe on duty bajawe haaye pandeyji seeti https://www.instagram.com/p/BH7mZXKjiEG/


the people are bearing the goons' beating

Janta jhel rahi gundo ki maar #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


@SemperFiUnited its okay .. i will explain its meaning when we meet

@SemperFiUnited its okay .. Uska matlab mil k samjhaunga


whoever you condemn, is always completely right #NDTVFrauds

Jisko bhi tu condemn / Galat bolta hai " wo Bilkul Sahi hota hain #NDTVFrauds


just abolish #TripleTalaq like sati practice and child marriage. even if a bad practice is related to religion, it is still a bad practice.

just abolish #TripleTalaq like sati pratha and baal - vivah. kuritiyan bhale hi dharm se judi ho pr hoti to kuriti hi h


what topic should i outrage on today? i have a very strong urge to outrage

Aaj kis cheez par outrage karu? Bahot jor se outrage lagi hai.


retweet @rajni77777 : @Gurmeetramrahim #MustWatchMSG awesome, amazing movie and your entry even more powerpacked

RT @rajni77777 : @Gurmeetramrahim #MustWatchMSG Awesome , Amazing Movie aur aap ke Entry Bahut hi Jabardust CRI


@akshaykanitkar Haha.. now anna is more vigilant!

@akshaykanitkar Haha.. Ab Anna aur bhi chaukanna !!


The one who wins after losing, is called governor https://twitter.com/plumpernickel/status/849854687704530944 …

Haar ke jeetne waale ko Governor kehte hainhttps://twitter.com/plumpernickel/status/849854687704530944 …


@toastingtoaster he is a @UniqueIdiot_ friend of mine

@toastingtoaster ye to @UniqueIdiot_ dost hai apna


for us, the money given to a beggar is enough, you look for posh

hum toh bhikari ki bheek jo mile woh theek. Aap dhundo Posh _/\_


no, actually i was reminded of that episode of ramayan sagar by looking at your love @bubbly_ank

nahi woh tum dono ka pyar dekh kar mujhe ramayan sagar ko woh episode yaad aagaya @bubbly_ank


@TheDilliMirror that is alright. when are you sending the gift, miser.

@TheDilliMirror Woh to theek hai.. Gift kab bhej raha hai.. kanjoos


@BloodyKamina oo.. the inhabitant of lust land, go to sleep

@BloodyKamina Oo Tharak Pradesh ke rehne wale.. Soo jaa


then why not keep the science practical exam on sunday itself?

to phir kyun na sunday ko hi science practical ka exam rakha jaye  ?  !


in some homes there will be happiness for #Diwali and in some homes there will be happiness for #GSTCouncilMeet outcome. #GST

Kiski ghar mein hogi #Diwali ki Khushi aur kiski ke ghar mein hogi #GSTCouncilMeet outcome ki Khushi. #GST


wow, what attention to detail! balloons on the fork of cycle tyre and a broken brick for wide ball marker! wow!

waah ,  kya attention to detail !  cycle tyre ke fork par balloons and wide ball marker ke liye tuti hui eet !  wah !


you will not do anything with fawad, but you can't trust the pakistanis

Fawad ke saath toh tu karega nahi. Magar in Pakistaniyon ka koi bharosa nahi.


a different type of love story going on https://twitter.com/CNNnews18/status/847442043911655430 …

Alag hi love story chal rahi haihttps://twitter.com/CNNnews18/status/847442043911655430 …


if you have to live in mud only, then live like a lotus, not like a pig.

Keechad mein hi rehna hai toh kamal ban kar raho, suwar nahi.


friend, the internet is very slow here, sorry.

friend yahan internet bahat slow ..... hai./..... sorry


@OldMathsy you are my hamdard. i am your ruhafza.

@OldMathsy tu mera humdard hai. Main tera roohafza hun


#Modi sir did the work of launching 104 satellites and #RahulGandhi is doing the work of pushing a punctured cycle

#Modi Ji Ne 104 Sattelites Chhorne Ka Kaam Kiya Aur #RahulGandhi Puncture Cycle Ko Dhakka Dene Ka Kaam Kar Rahey Hain -


@Madan_Chikna a lot of pain brother, a lot of pain

@Madan_Chikna bahot dard bhai, bahot dard


time to start a new innings ... big brother is opening a shop .. now he will do #MakeInIndia #ElectionResults

Time to start a new innings ... Dukan khol rahe hai bhaiya ji .. ab karenge #MakeInIndia #ElectionResults


"I, rocky, keep running here and there after every girl. but i have not found a girl that i like."

"Mein, Rocky, idhar udhar har ladki ke peeche bhaagta rehta hu.. Par mujhe apni pasand ki ladki nahi mili"


shailly, salman brother will come online at 3:30. let's see if he replies to you or me.

Shailly salman bhai online aaenge 3:30 baje Dkhte tujhy rply krenhe ki mujhy :p


mujhe to laga guddu ke papa 'sirf english channels hi dekho' aisa kuch kahenge !  :d aur guddu ki aish ho jaaegi !


tell sir, sentence is also correct, despite that this behaviour of the teacher, it is very very bad sir

batao ji sentence bhi theek phir bhi teacher ka ye bartav , very very bad hai ji .


@Singhlicious the world is sustained on hope

@Singhlicious Ummeed tey duniaa kaayam haigi jey maraaj


but flying mario used to come only in '9999999 in 1'

par '9999999 in 1' me hi udne wala mario aata tha :d


"my son doesn't eat anything at all, he has dried up and become a thorn" - mother of a 200 kilogram mini hippo human

"Mera beta kuch khata hi nahi, sukh kar kaanta hogaya hai" - Mother of a 200 kilo mini hippo human


ab to virat "It is no problem, i will see to this match."

AB to Virat "Chal koi baat nahi, ye wala match main dekh leta hoon"


hopefully this arrow will not miss #Ravan and hit some #aamadmi. hit carefully. hopefully it will not misfire like #Notebandi and #Gst

Ye tir kahi #Ravan ko miss kar ke kisi #aamadmi ko naa lag jaye " samhhal ke mariyega sir 0 #Notebandi and #Gst ki tarah misfire na ho jaye 0


retweet @Pree_Preethi_ : @mr_khiladi24 okay, it's alright. all the best brother. break a leg.

RT @Pree_Preethi_ : @mr_khiladi24 accha thik h all the best bhai Fad k aao ðŸ˜‚


think for yourself that if #dhoni film was not there, #sushant would have been a zero. don't show off, you a disatrous hero of a movie like raabta @itsSSR

Khud ki socho ki agar #dhoni ki film na hoti to #sushant jahan hota 0 jyada itra mat raabta jaise flop film ke disastrous actor @itsSSR


@rahulroushan @c_aashish @Bodhisatvaa first you solve local problems of that place (ferryman nitish) then foreign investment will come

@rahulroushan @c_aashish @Bodhisatvaa pehle aap local problems dur kare wahan ki (Manjhi Nitish) fir foreign investment ayega.


judge: send the daughter-in-law of indira and brother-in-law of robert vadra to jail  #SoniaRahulHazirHo

Judge: Indira ki bahu aur Robert Vadra ke saale ko jail bhej diya jaaye  #SoniaRahulHazirHo


don't know on whose national anthem they stand.

pata nahi kiske national anthem pe khade hote hain.


Falcao has gone to Chelsea, always keeps falling on the pitch. his pair will be good with a lowly manager  #JoseMourinho

Falcao has gone to Chelsea, hamesha girta rehta hai pitch par. Ek gire huwe manager ke saath iski jodi achhi rahegi. #JoseMourinho


and also, salman brother's beyond the seven seas dance from kick. brother is amazing

^^^ and also, Salman bhai ka saat samandar paar dance from Kick. Bhai ki baat hi niraali hai.


dear @someUSER and @someUSER finally tomorrow dream high 2 will be aired in my country. finally i can see you again. miss you a lot.

dear @someUSER and @someUSER finally tomorrow dream high 2 will be aired in my country .  .  . finally i can see you again^^ miss u alot~~


@bhaiyyajispeaks @MrsGandhi @narendramodi brother The agreement was negotiated at the time of mms. Chattbhai's timing was good.

@bhaiyyajispeaks @MrsGandhi @narendramodi Bhai . Agreement MMS ke time me negotiate hua . Chattbhai ka timing accha tha .


yes brother, we are with you always, whatever happens. love you sir.

Yess... bhaaijaan... hum aapke sath hai hamesha.. kuch b ho... love u sir g..


haha brother what all you have started to read.


bjp says that there is bjp government in the centre, so if there will be bjp government in delhi then only work will be possible in delhi, otherwise all the work will come to a stop, really?

bjp waaley kehtey hai 'central' mein bjp ki sarkar hai toh delhi mein bhi bjp ki sarkar hogi toh delhi ka kaam ho paayega warna sub kaam thap padh jaayega .   .   . really ?   ?   ?


it has also come on my whatsapp 2-3 times laugh out loud

mere whatsapp pe bhi aa chuka hai 2-3 baar lol


today's shots in the name of @ROFLaaLa. cheers ben birthday man

Aaj ka jaam @ROFLaaLa ke naam. Cheers Ben B'day Man


AJee sunte ho.......ab aaaaa bhi jaooooooooooooooo :)


Sun le bhai @ArvindKejriwalhttps://twitter.com/airnewsalerts/status/800291704230117376 …


Bengaluru : T20 World Cup 2016 , today's second match will be played srilanka versus westindies, match will start evening 7 o'clock .

Bengaluru : T20 World Cup 2016 , Aaj Ka Doosra Match Srilanka Aur WestIndies Ki Darmian Khaila Jayenga , Match Shaam 7 Baje Shuru Hoga .


guddu and me have done more than 95% things similar. love you brother for reminding my childhood .

guddu aur mai .  .  .  .  . have done more than 95% things similar .  love you bro for reminding my childhood .


@someUSER groundhog day ?  he just keeps seeing it snow rounding 3rd over and over and over and over .  .  . #marlinsmysteryfanrevealed

@someUSER groundhog day ?  he just keeps seeing jt snow rounding 3rd over and over and over and over .  .  . #marlinsmysteryfanrevealed


hey my countrymen, bowl a little properly - Lata Mangeshkar #CelebCommentary

Ayye mere watan ke logo zara theek se ball toh daalo ni - Lata Mangeshkar #CelebCommentary


wrong information ,  till date no manifesto declared by bjp ,  please grow up and kindly don't mislead innocent people

wrong information ,  till date no manifesto declared bybjp ,  please grow up and kindly don't mislead innocent people


@iMademoiselle this is too much. now speak english

@iMademoiselle ye zyada hua ab angreji bolo


@MeetUunngL i still have and  @SemperFiUnited also has.

@MeetUunngLee mujhe abhi bhi hai aur @SemperFiUnited ko bhi hai :-/


@Joydas now go and read news. the suit was worth 10000

@Joydas ab jaa kar news padh le.. 10000 ka suit tha


@Mojitowali @vikasupadhyay23 somebody love me for a moment, even if fake

@Mojitowali @vikasupadhyay23 pal bhar ke liye koi humein pyar kar le, jhoota hi sahi


august 11th 2010 was the day i met mitch .  .  .  i regret not taking a picture with him .  fuck .  i'll miss going to ss shows .  .  .  .  &lt


glued to the personal computer. watching the match online, because of office!

pc se chipke hue h  .  .  online dekh rhe h match  .  .  bcoz of office :(


was this much shock not enough for today, that now swami om trending!

Aaj Ke Liye Itnaa Shock Kaafi Nahi Tha Kyaa " Jo Ab Swami Om trending ..!


@Fuljhadii i am in delhi. you do good joke with my heart

@Fuljhadii Main Delhi mein hu :-/
Achha mazaak kar leti ho mere dil ke saath


@AHS20022 we need a captain brother who uses these players correctly , otherwise honestly no improvement will happen trust me!

@AHS20022 we need a captain bhai jo in players ko sahi use karay , warna honestly koi improvement nahi honi trust me !


all ministers of modi are sharing so many images of #GST like they have understood all rules & regulations themselves #GSTForNewIndia #gstrollout

Modiji ke saare mantri #GST ke itne images share kr rhe jaise unko saare rules & regulations khud smjh aagye ho #GSTForNewIndia #gstrollout


king akbar was angry with salim. king arvind is angry with salim too. anarkali @ashutosh83B is dancing

Shahenshah Akbar was angry with Salim
Shahenshah Arvind is angry with Salim too. Anarkali @ashutosh83B naach rahi hai


@clued_up_chic they do right. girls deserve this.

@clued_up_chic sahi karte hai.. Ladkiya hoti hi isi layak hai


why is this ganga flowing backwards? good days? https://twitter.com/RegaJha/status/895620718683013120 …

Ye ganga ulti kyu beh rahi hai bhai?
Achhe Din?https://twitter.com/RegaJha/status/895620718683013120 …


thought shera is brother. turned out to be katrina


music picks: r. kelly ,  leonard cohen, cat power: friday 11/2 grace potter & the nocturnals, the wiltern if anyone should http/URL

music picks: r .  kelly ,  leonard cohen ,  cat power: fri 11/2 grace potter & the nocturnals the wiltern if anyone should .  .  .  http/URL


who says #mumbai does not stop, try and meet on the roads today #mumbai seems to have stopped

Kon kehta hai #mumbai nahi rukta ... aaj sadko pe Mila kar dekho #mumbai tha sa gya hai


Bajrangi brother it is 4.30, when will you come? brother tomorrow is my birthday. tomorrow's party from my side.

Bajrangi bhaijaan 4:30 b baj gaye Kb aaoge.. Bhai kl Mera birthday.. Kal ki party meri taraf se


@SimplySajidK brother, do something original some time.

@SimplySajidK bhai kabhi to kuch original kiya karo.


@sambha_bhilane has gone to save hair then

@sambha_bhilane Baal bachane gaye hain fir toh


and brother will you eat something? no. will you drink something? no i have drunk. what? my tears.

Aur bhai kuch khayega?
Nahi
Kuch piyega?
Nahi yaar pi liya
Kya?
Apne aansoo.


i want to be your friend dear, you are so sweet. send me friend request if possible

i wanna be ur friend dear u r so sweet :) send me friend request if possible


jan dhan yojana for the poor, janardhan yojana for the rich https://twitter.com/firstpost/status/806451209552859136 …

Jan Dhan yojana for the poor, Janardhan yojana for the richhttps://twitter.com/firstpost/status/806451209552859136 …


two friends will drink tea from one cup because of poverty.

Do dost ek pyaale mein chai piyenge, kyunki gareebi.


bed is yours, I am also yours…move the pillow feeling cold

khatiya bhi tera, assi bhi tere..
sarkaayi lyo takiya jaada lage


#stamps the u.s. postal service made a special delivery saturday at the l.a. times festival of books' poetry stage .  .  .  http/URL

#stamps the u . s .  postal service made a special delivery saturday at the l . a .  times festival of books' poetry sta .  .  .  http/URL


@scratchysingh@Shraddhakappor. yes please, make a good one, which is romantic

@scratchysingh @ShraddhaKapoor Yes please, ek achhi wali banana. Romantic si.


to the distressed soul in #96  .  .  .  don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems  .  .  .  a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on  .


there is no doubt in this #noteBandi is the biggest #ArthikGhotala which I had forecasted only 4-5 months before. #GafeeboKiKamarTodDi

Isme koi doubt nahi ki #noteBandi abhitak ka sabse bada #ArthikGhotala hai jo maine aj se 4 - 5 mahine pahle hi kaha tha. #GafeeboKiKamarTodDi


i love you salman sir, i wish i could talk to you, i miss you..

I love you Salman sir kaash main apse baat kar pati..i miss you..<3


it is 100 percent true, 500 people have accepted it, it is the number one truth suggested by dentist

100 pratishat sach hai, 500 logon ne isse maana hai, dentist ka sujhaya number one sach


like larry bird in the ole' 3pt contest .  .  .  tonight at the alfred e .  smith dinner #romney went 1st and absolutely crushed it .  #obamafailed


@Priya_Menon even spiderman has to take risks @huh_watnow

@Priya_Menon risk to spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai  @huh_watnow


respected kejriwal does not have happiness or sadness of his own. he is sad with respected modi’s joy and happy with his sadness.

Kejriwal ji ka apna koi sukh-dukh nahi hai. Wo Modi ji ke sukh se dukhi aur dukh se sukhi hote hain.


retweet @SankalpSharan : rail research institute will open @ IIT BHU, kanpur #RailBudget2015 but no one is seeing this #RespectResearcher #HikeFellowship

RT @SankalpSharan : Rail research institute will open @ IIT BHU , kanpur #RailBudget2015 bt noone sees this #RespectResearcher #HikeFellowship


just wanted to say this only, the hindi of bombay is very bad. i am learning it, will surely learn. thanks!

yeh hi baat kehni thi bas, ye bambaiya hindi bahot kharab hoti hai. Seekh raha hu, zaroor seekhunga. Shukriya!


@Amit_smiling Bihar has suffered a lot of corruption because of this government…#NitishKaNakliVikas

@Amit_smiling Bihar ne bahut corruption jhela hai iss sarkar ke karan...#NitishKaNakliVikas


the knicks got the heat at message tomorrow ! It is going to be tough but we got this ! ! #knickstape gonewyork

the knicks got the heat at msg tomorrow !  gonna be tough but we got this !  !  #knickstape #gonewyork


it’s the mother who always gives money hiding it from papa…. love you mother

it's d mum only jo hmesha papa se chhipa k paise deti h  .  .  .  .  . luv u mumma


@friendlii_ghost used it for 2 days.. if there is no change money will be returned

@friendlii_ghost 2 din use karke dekha.. farak na pade to paise wapas


it does not matter if he left the #Captaincy….. today also #Dhoni rules  #TeamIndia and will rule

#Captaincy chhod di to kya hua .... #TeamIndia par aaj bhi #Dhoni ka raaz hai or rahega


take help of a friend, all this will become alright

apni kisi frnd ki help le ya sb thik ho jayega  .  .  .  :)


@SrBachchan #MothersDays shweta bachchan @earth2angel on her mom #JayaBachchan must read https://t.co/tQYIGGXX51 https://t.co/SXmuUT4b6d

@SrBachchan #MothersDay Shweta Bachchan @earth2angel on her mom #JayaBachchan Must read https://t.co/tQYIGGXX51 https://t.co/SXmuUT4b6d


your movie will be a flop…you ungrateful

Flop jaaigi movie teri....aehsan framosh..


mahishmati, what is death? mentions me half of twitter is death

Mahishmati, kya hai mrityu! Mentions me aadha Twitter hai mrityu.


there is no need to take credit for #Surgicalstrikes, not just you (prime minister), the whole country is with the army: congress’s mallikarjun kharge in lok sabha

#Surgicalstrikes ka credit lene ki zaroorat nahi hai ; Sirf aap ( PM ) nahi " pura desh Army ke saath hai : Cong ' s Mallikarjun Kharge in LS


@prachikad did you break a bone once again? natraj is champion once again!

@prachikad tune haddi todi phir ek baar? Natraj phir ek baar champion!


these are those people who want evidence of  #SurgicalStrike #palletgun and oppose it. for them delay is better than accident

ye woh log hai jo #SurgicalStrike #palletgun k saboot aur oppose karte hai " einase toh durghatana se der bhali


@karachikhatmal for how long will you go on rented mumijo

@karachikhatmal kiraye ki shilajeet par kab tak chaloge


thanks @Favstar_Bot Bhai, after many days

Thanks @Favstar_Bot Bhai, bade dino baad :(


@AdvancedMaushi no. vada pav only from the hands of maharashtrian ladies. let her come after cleaning the kitchen and burner of other people's houses, after that.

@AdvancedMaushi nope. vada pav sirf marathi auraton ke haath se. ek bar wo logon ke ghar ka chauka chulha saaf karke aa jaye uske baad.


ranveer singh is like; ‘today I will wear bedsheet’, today I will wear curtains, ‘even deepika’s gown is not so bad’

Ranveer Singh be like;

'Aaj bedsheet pahen leta hoon'
'Aaj curtains pahen leta hoon'
'Chalo, Deepika ka gown bhi kuch bura nahi hai'


@Insane_chorri  only you will give all the kisses or some I can also give? @runjhunmehrotra

@Insane_chorri saari kissi tum hi dogi ya kuch hum bhi de ? @runjhunmehrotra


it is @Kar__90. that is why sir is anti modi. #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@Kar__90  ha. Issi liye anti modi ho rahe hai janab. #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


@Pyaar_se_Michel at the time of namaz you go to play snooker and are talking about prophet…..

@Pyyar_se_Michel Namaz ke time to ap snooker khelne chale jate ho aur AllaH rasool ki baatein ... ðŸ˜ðŸ˜•ðŸ˜‘ðŸ™…


sir i don’t want talk time but data speed

Talk time nai saheb data speed chaiye ..


@BeingKushSharma truly felt very good, like got a new life

@BeingKushSharma sach mai Bahut accha feel hua thaa ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ k jaise new life mill gayi


retweet @PrathmeshSawant : BJP seems confused between contraception and opposition  #BJPCountsCondoms

RT @PrathmeshSawant : BJP seems confused between " Nirodh " and " Virodh " #BJPCountsCondoms


pentagon open to more than just #blackberry ?  ios and android may make an appearance .  http/URL


@QandeelQuebee  baloch atleast upload a sad video if not a strip dance , I had lot of hopes from you #IndvsPak

@QandeelQuebee Baloch ji Strip Dance Nhi To Kam Se Kam Koi Rone Wali Video Hi Upload Kardo Bahut Ummeed Tha Aapse ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ #IndvsPak


Dhanda paani kaise chal raha hai? Sab Saras?


brother love you…. want to meet you once in my life….please brother read this message sometime….please call me once….and fill my life with happiness….

bhai lv u......aapne zindgi me ek baar milna h...plz bhai kbhi ye msg pdho to.....plz mujhe ek call krke.... meri life khushiyon se bhar dena...


@sudhanshu74people with weak heart are not meant for cricket! #WillOfSteel is needed to play also and to watch also #IndvsSA

@sudhanshu74 People with a weak heart are not meant for cricket ! Khelne keliye bhi #WillOfSteel chahiye aur dekhne keliye bhi :-) #IndvsSA


happy valentine’s day? i thought stupid valentines’s day was on 14th of february

happy valentines day  ?  i thought stupid #valentine was on the 14th of feb .


@friendlii_ghost @ROFLaaLa @Madan_Chikna @millertimeindia whoever it it is please give liquer to drink, enough of medicine

@friendlii_ghost @ROFLaaLa @Madan_Chikna @millertimeindia Koi bhi ho daaru pilao, bahot hogayi dawai


@DarshanBangera @feminamissindia @ColorsTV haha! it happens it happens….

@DarshanBangera @feminamissindia @ColorsTV haha ! Hota hai hota hai ..


O pagal ye asli salman khan thori hai  :-)


people of delhi know promises of aam aadmi party - delhi and run away from their responsibility in 49 days . aam aadmi party can only give promises , but next kiran bedi government will deliver good governance .  .  .

people of delhi know promises of aam aadmi party - delhi and run away from responsibility in 49 days . aap can only give promises , but next kiran bedi govt will deliver good governance .  .  .


80% Indians in dubai are on peak today #surgicalstrike #Champions #PakistanZindabad

dubai ma aj 80% indain choti par hai #surgicalstrike #Champions #PakistanZindabad


@YoBlackPepper something is not right jalebi, nothing is right in life

@YoBlackPepper kuch thik nahi hai Jalebi, jeevan mein kuch bhi theek nahi hai


@someUSER can’t be going to kentucky . if you wait till sunday fun day I'd like to go .

@someUSER cant bud going to kentucky .  if you wait till sunday fun day id like to go .


guddu…..how much do you bother your parents….

guddu  .  . kitna pareshan krte ho apne parents ko .  .  :p


shh @MeetUunngLee do not give it to him. @BolshoyBooze send to me also

shh @MeetUunngLee isse mat dena @BolshoyBooze mujhe bhi be bhej


postage for o. henry stamp unveiled: the usa postal service on monday unveiled the stamp on monday commemorating the life of .  .  .  http/URL

postage for o .  henry stamp unveiled: the u . s .  postal service on monday unveiled the stamp commemorating the life of .  .  .  http/URL


today this fool @RanaAyyub will dance like possessed. http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report-by-2050-india-will-have-largest-muslim-population-pew-2340867 …

Aaj ye pagli @RanaAyyub deewanon ki tarah naachegi
http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report-by-2050-india-will-have-largest-muslim-population-pew-2340867 …


do an obligation on me that never ask to marry me

Mujhko prr ek ehsan krna k mujhse kv shadi krne ko na kehna :)


adam milne be like ‘called for a party but no food was left’

Adam Milne be like 'Daawat ke liye bulaya tha kuch khaana hi nahi bacha'


after #SurgicalStrike modi has become a middlemen for #khoon. now whatever happens, is done by the government, and not the army. what a double standard. there has to be a limit to double standards

#SurgicalStrike k baad Modi # khoon k Dalal ho gei . ab sarkar n nahi army n Kiya jo v kiya . what a double standard . doglepan ki v hadh Hoti hai


@Ra_Bies Doga, beautiful girl where have you gone from twitter

@Ra_Bies Doga, soni kudiyan kitthe chale gayi hai twitter par se?


@HyperProactive raat ke time bhagwaan ko gaali nahi dete


@melotus nothing should be done in excess

@melotus kisi bhi cheez ko zyada nahi karna chahiye


how much is 2+2? pic.twitter.com/dn8qdQXN70

2 + 2 kitne hote hain?pic.twitter.com/dn8qdQXN70


#Mariyam_Sarif is enjoying because of relationship with pak general

Pak General se relationship hone se maze kar rhi #Mariyam _ Sarif


this is where my day sets, this is where it is morning #The BarSong

Yahin doobe din mere, yahin hote hai savere #TheBarSong


@someUSER, dublin on monday! so excited! also it is my friend’s birthday, she will be at the cocert…….please say happy birthday shauna

@someUSER dublin on monday :d so excited !  also my friends birthday she will be at the concert .  .  .  plzzzz say happy birthday shauna


retweeted prime minister's office India ( @PMOIndia ):


son  if you have got a country in charity and food by begging do not speak so much… https://twitter.com/FarhanKVirk/status/641507181821427712 …

Beta daan me me hue desh aur bheekh me mili huee roti kha kar itna nahi bolte..https://twitter.com/FarhanKVirk/status/641507181821427712 …


these are those teachers who could not clear engineering exams and their girlfriends married engineers and went away, so they take out all thier frustration on children

ye vo teachers hein jo engineering ke exams pass nahi kar payey or inki girlfriends engineers se shadi karkey chali gayin to sari frustration bacho pe nikaltey hein :@ :(


@klpe cannot find it, maybe also deleted it

@klpe nahi mil raha, shayad delwte bhi kar diya ho.


@technoobrat come brother i am here only


i also used to be lost like mugerilaal in class…. 21 gun salute to such a school

main bhi mugerilaal ki tarah khoya rehta tha class main .  .  . aise school ko toh 21 topon ki salami . :)


why cry? am I so bad, mother? https://twitter.com/bawdebanna/status/853953076419477504 …

Rona kyu hai?
Kya itne bure hum hai maa? https://twitter.com/bawdebanna/status/853953076419477504 …


avril lavigne is having a concert tomorrow night in the park . sonic's opening for her . you want to come ?

" avril lavigne is having a concert tomorrow night in the park .  sonic's opening for her .  you wanna come ?  "


is it a missile or instagram? https://twitter.com/patauli/status/778165891573972992 …

Missile hai ya Instagram?https://twitter.com/patauli/status/778165891573972992 …


retweet @GauravPandhi : savarkar didn't kill gandhi and nehru was not the first prime minister, like , modi is a post-graduate and global warming doesn't exist https

RT @GauravPandhi : Savarkar didn't kill Gandhi Nehru was not the first PM Like , Modi is a post-graduate Global warming doesn't exist https


@LEDtvn how many times will you make me try


stop crying, its twitter not grief meeting

Rona bandh karo, twiter hai shokh sabha nahi.


take a tatkal ticket and come back home by tomorrow friend. #IndvsAus

Tatkal ka ticket leke kal tak ghar wapas aa jaao yaar. #IndvsAus


seems like in #JNU now directly a #Nuclear Bomb will be planted not a tank

Lagta hai #JNU me ab tank nahi direct #NuclearBomb hi plant kiya jaayega 0


@RoflGandhi_ what are you doing? If you are imprisoned then who will make jokes on aasaram?

@RoflGandhi_ kya kar raha hai be. Andar ho jayega to aasaram pe joke kaun banayega !


even though you knew your dad isn't that well off,  you still demanded a galaxy s and a laptop. that's really amazing you know  .  .

even though you knew your dad isnt that well off  ,  you still demanded a galaxy s and a laptop  .  thats really amazing you know  .  .


during nirbhaya protests in 2013 I heard a slogan " youth of country is here ~ where is rahul gandhi" #WhereIsRahul

during Nirbhaya protests in 2013 I heard a slogan " desh ka Yuva Yahan hai ~ Rahul gandhi kahan hai " #WhereIsRahul


@you_ShutUpp a person is tired, you would know only if you will do any work in the office

@you_ShutUpp thaka hota he banda , tum koi kaam karo office mein to pata ho na :p


oh. president has also said intolerance. now social media will go after him too. https://twitter.com/ndtv/status/691621149931778049 …

Oho. President ne bhi intolerance bol diya. Ab social media inke bhi peeche pad jayega.https://twitter.com/ndtv/status/691621149931778049 …


#Balochistan #PMLQ there is truth in saying that pathans understand everything at slow pace. #Trump is gone since ages, now talk about burma

#Balochistan #PMLQ such kahte hain k pathano ko hur bat late smjh ati h 0 #Trump ko gae hoe zamana guzar gya ab barma ki bat karo


retweet @nehasahu75 : @ArvindKejriwal sir keep changing colors like this only…

RT @nehasahu75 : @ArvindKejriwal sir aise hi rang badlte rahiye ....


@msdhoni - rohit brother  "ac's button is beneath my pad please press it before going

0 @msdhoni - Rohit Bhai " mere pad ke niche ac ka button hai wo plz daba ke  jana


are golden threads also cut? @IndianExpress

gote bhi kaat diye jaate hai kya  @IndianExpress


as soon as the otter came, big blow happened….

udbilaao k aate hi big blow ho gya  .  .  .  .


#salu bhai ap bas bachio ko reply kartay ho :p


neither the chappati is left, nor the pickle is left  #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

Na bachi roti na bacha achaar

 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


@arunjaitley .. 1 peg is not working!!  To understand gst everyday 1 bottle is being used..#GST #GSTQ #GSThelpdesk

@arunjaitley ji.. 1peg me kaam nahi ho rha hai!! GST ko samajhne me roz bottle lag rhi hai.. #GST #GSTQ #GSThelpdesk


son if the devotee were intolerant… then you would have been tweeting from pakistan now https://twitter.com/Iam_Prerna/status/659729045127495680 …

Beta bhakt intolerant hote naa.. To abhi aap Pakistan se tweet kar rahe hotehttps://twitter.com/Iam_Prerna/status/659729045127495680 …


when should muskaan sir smile, this has to be necessarily taught

Muskaan Sahab ko muskurana kab chahiye ye sikhana zaroori hai. https://twitter.com/anuraagmuskaan/status/805823075484770304 …


pollard has been dismissed by west indies also…. Mumbai Indians are stupid

Pollard ko West indies walo ne bhi nikal diya hai, Mumbai Indians wale pagal hai.


yes i am vegan. yes sister I have said this 1750 times, have mercy

I'm vegan ya.
Haan behen 1750 baar bol chuke ho, reham karo.


@Footloose_Free sister what have you brought for children from bali?

@Footloose_Free Didi Bali se bachchon ke liye kya layee ???


brothers of bihar….if you want illumination in life then change the lantern  #NitishLaluSting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEK7kPaMu9A&feature=youtu.be … …

Bihar ke bhaiyo.. Zindagi me ujala chahte ho to lalten ko badlo

 #NitishLaluSting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEK7kPaMu9A&feature=youtu.be … …


#Al_Quran : to prophet and to his angel messengers i send my salute, belivers you also send them your salute ahzaabayat #56 ....!!

#Al_Quran : ALLAH Aur Uss Ke Farishte Paighamber Par Darood Bhejte Hain , Momino Tum Bhi Un Par Darood Aur Salam Bheja Kro AhzaabAyat #56 ....!!


sanjay dutt said golden words in kaante, do not express so much love that the beauty starts behaving insolently. #TOTD#Respect

Sanjay Dutt said golden words in kaante, ishq itna bhi na jataoke husn sar pe sawaar hojaaye. #TOTD #Respect


awesome track…. went inside the heart friend


@dan1shmemon, it is there, there is nothing wrong in this.

@dan1shmemon woh toh hai, galat nahi hai usmen kuch :D


guddu’s mother must have not made food….poor chap had to sleep empty stomach after winning

guddu ki maa ne khana nahi banaya hoga .  .  .  .  . jeet kar khali pet sona pada bechare ko .


If you say that baby I am reaching home in just half an hour on your phone #TohMarriedHoTum

Agar baby bas aadhe ghante mein ghar pahonch raha hu, ye phone par kehte ho #TohMarriedHoTum


respected modi you may or may not do a surgical strike in #POK, but 2 #SurgicalStrikes must be done at home. first #SurgicalStrike in places like #kasganj, second on #AdarshLiberal and #secular

Modiji aap #POK me surgical strike kare na kare " Ghar me 2 #SurgicalStrikes to banti hai . Pahli #SurgicalStrike #kasganj jaisi bastiyon pe " doosri #AdarshLiberal aur #secular #intellectuals pe


@retardedwriter @Alllahdin laugh out loud! today evening

@retardedwriter @Alllahdin LOL! Aaj shaam


oh friend……please keep the size of picture large……reading becomes difficult….by the way…keep it up

aree yaaar .  .  .  please pic ka size bada rakho .  .  .  padhne me halat kharab ho jati hai .  .  .  btw .  .  .  keep it up :)


what sort of trend is MindSay or #DimagSay??? Can anyone please explain to me

#DimagSay yeh kya trend hai its Mind Say or Dimag se ??? Koi humhe batayega


i missed the 10th birthday of avril lavigne's ska8er boi! darn, i love that song , especially the part where she rhymes boy with boy . #classic

i missed the 10th birthday of avril lavigne's sk8er boi !  darn ,  i love that song ,  especially the part where she rhymes boy with boy .  #classic


there is spring in bihar https://twitter.com/IndiaToday/status/737514179284738048 …

Bihar mein bahaar haihttps://twitter.com/IndiaToday/status/737514179284738048 …


retweet @PakistanArmy4u : 3 IEDs at different locations (hamza goth, khanu qila, sadar din goth ) of sui successfully diffused #PakArmy #Pakistan

RT @PakistanArmy4u : 3IEDs at different locations ( Hamza Goth , Khanu Qila Sadar Din Goth ) of Sui successfully diffused #PakArmy #Pakistan ht


iss jhoot ke liye janta maaf nahin kregi .  .  .


nothing will happen with #GST @narendramodi remove reservation system from country. then see how country will progress

#GST se kuch na hoga @narendramodidesh se RESERVATION ka System hatao.. phir dekho kaise badega desh


dear congress members where is  "rajiv gandhi ladki driver ke car mein sawaari se bachhe insurance scheme"?

Dear Congressi's where is  "Rajiv Gandhi Ladki Driver Ke Car Mein Sawaari Se Bachhe Insurance Yojna"?


this is what happens….when people with potential to play 10 overs match get a chance to play 50 overs match. #Pandya

Yahi hota hai, jab 10-10 over khelne ke potential walo ko 50 overs ka match khelne ko mil jaye. #Pandya


@arrahman92 news channel, when bhartiya janata party takes out muslims, then it is shown with much ease #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra

@arrahman92 News channel jab Bjp nikalti hai musalman ko tab bade aaram se dikhata hai #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra


the way you have raised the empires, "it is the first time I am seeing"  a man under punishment for theft and corruption is spreading knoweledge

Tumne to jaise mehnat karke empire khada kiya hai " pehli baar dekh rahe hai " chori or bhrstachaar me saja bhugat raha aadmi " gyan pel raha hai 0


@over_rated means sell the country pic.twitter.com/4lGBRp2JeZ

.@over_rated Matlab desh ko bech depic.twitter.com/4lGBRp2JeZ


@rohit_nakhwa missing respected sidhu sir’s commentary a lot @sherryontopp

@rohit_nakhwa sidhu paji ki commentary bahut miss ho rahi hai ðŸ˜• @sherryontopp


today @Aashi_81 is retweeting! are you feeling alright?

Aaj @Aashi_81 RT de rahi hai.. Tabiyat to theek hai beta aapki ?


respected sir @aloknath i am a big fan, but why did you think of selling sandhi sudha oil?

Babu ji @aloknath big fan, lekin kya soch ke Sandhi Sudha Tel bikwaya aapne?


screams and shouts without any meaning, content is nothing special

bina baat chhekhti chillati hai, content kuchh khas nahi


wow what love https://twitter.com/NamitaThe/status/770211793440415744 …

Waah kya pyar haihttps://twitter.com/NamitaThe/status/770211793440415744 …


mr. modi the talk was to bring black money from switzerland, not to take white money of the country to switzerland. #PNBScam

Mr Modi ji baat Swaziland se kala dhan lane ki hui thi " na ki desh ka safaid dhan Swaziland lejane ki .. #PNBScam


when paraksh raj was born, his dad said “my son will become a villain”

When Prakash Raj was born, his dad said "mera beta villain banega".


retweet @taran_adarsh : #RRajkumar movie review : doesn't work . it is prabhu dheva's weakest hindi film to date ! http://t.co/7PED6IdvXm

RT @taran_adarsh : #RRajkumar movie review : Doesn't work . It is Prabhu Dheva's weakest Hindi film to date ! http://t.co/7PED6IdvXm


gareeb ko iss cheez se bhi khushi mil jayegi.


brother ask your master also, do not give without asking

bhai apne maalik se puch bhi lena, bina puche mat de dena.


very good wow… this is pride of our country

very good kya bat hai .  .  .  . ye hai hamre dash ki shan


@ImKrish35 @S1dharthM you will kill me by making me study, yesterday phone was also snatched away, mother returned it with great difficulty

@ImKrish35 @S1dharthM maaroge sab mujhe padha padha ke , kal phn bhi cheen liya tha , badi mushkil se waapas kara mama ne ðŸ˜¢


@LEDtvn first finish off the fight completely….i put forward a hand of friendship….you start fighting @scratchysingh

@LEDtvn ladai karlo pehle poori khatam.. Mein dosti ka haath badaata hu.. Tum ladai karne lagti ho @scratchysingh


you did not speak on yakub menon or nirbhaya….. it is fine , idiot hindus like you will not understand.

Yakub Menon aur Nirbhaya par nahi bole aap. Its fine moron Hindus like u ll not understand.


@someUSER is bringing out kendrick lamar on the 6th of december !?! get your tickets now!

@someUSER is bringing out kendrick lamar the 6th of december !  ?  !  get your tickets now !


hahaha very true…….it was a big deception which used to happen to us...

hahahah very true .  .  .  bht bda dhoka hota tha ye hmare with .  . :d


this is the new generation krishna,  wrongly using his flute https://twitter.com/MeetUunngLee/status/715052355453120514 …

Ye naye zamaane ka Kanhaiya, apni baansuri ka galat istemaal karte huwehttps://twitter.com/MeetUunngLee/status/715052355453120514 …


this place is full of people like this https://twitter.com/fusebattery/status/869070674878283776 …

Aise log bhare hai yahan.https://twitter.com/fusebattery/status/869070674878283776 …


you are beer. your mother is vodka and your father a local

Tu beer hai.
Teri maa vodka aur baap desi.


#Nepali sirs speak themselves,  answer themselves .pic.twitter.com/ZaOzIEtohN

#Nepali
Shaabji khud hi boltay, khud hi jawab detaay.pic.twitter.com/ZaOzIEtohN


this did not happen in our childhood but today these things are in very common practice.

humare bachhpan mai aisa naa hota tha but aajkal schools mai yeh chizen bahut chalan mai hai .  .  .


friend its better that you vote for aap or congress rather than people like lalu-mulayam #LaluMuktBihar

Yar Lalu-Mulayam type logon se achha hai tum AAP aur Congress ko vote kardo #LaluMuktBihar


garbage bin : what brother , can you give a rough one or not ? ? ?  you did not learn it willingly.  .

garbage bin : ka bhaiya ,  , rough-wough dene ki hoti hai ya nahi ?  ?  ?  mann laga k seekhe nahi tum .  .  :p


@manishkaushik19 @shapendra @shuklapinku they are called ‘one eyed warrior’ not one eyed people

@manishkaushik19 @shapendra @shuklapinku vo kaney nahi " one eye warrior " kehlatey hai


well said but you will have to agree that no work is being done at ground level even now. I am with you for #DeMonetisation and #GST.

Well "said but aapko ye manana padega "ki ab ground level pe kaam nahi ho "raha main ab bhi #DeMonetisation aur #GST ke liye apke sath hoon


heard that #dhoni can convert every single into double. 0 - can this too? @SaurabhM16 #ValentinesDay

Suna hai #dhoni har single ko double me badal sakta hai 0 Kya ise bhi ? @SaurabhM16 #ValentinesDay


in our country even where to go for #Toilet has to be understood from advertisement. then how will you make the benefits of #GST undertood.

Apne desh me #Toilet kaha jana.. wo bhi Advertise se samjana padta he... to #GST ke benefits kese samjavo ge.


@Sarcusstic brother i am washing  the stain with nirma

@Sarcusstic nirma se daag dho raha hun bhai.


@ARangarajan1972 grief lessens if shared

@ARangarajan1972 Dard baantne se kam hota hai


@c_aashish this should be investigated + i have read the constitution

@c_aashish isko jaanch honi chahiye + maine samvihan padha hai


location no bar, arrange meeting in banglore.  hey @MeetUunngLee, take me along

Location no bar, Bangalore mein mila do. Ayye @MeetUunngLee mujhe bhi le chal


to withdraw 24 thousand there should be money inthe  account https://twitter.com/Shehla_Rashid/status/812595735086526464 …

24K nikaalne ke liye account me hona bhi chahiye https://twitter.com/Shehla_Rashid/status/812595735086526464 …


now who will marry me in this cruel world, I am robbed, I am destroyed

Ab ye zaalim duniya mein mujhse shaadi kaun karega, main loot gaya barbaad hogaya :'(


divide and rule ... never forget .. wanted to go to #Saharanpur "but I was not allowed to " actually the stopped me on uttar pradesh border" so I got up and came here : #RahulGandhi

Divide n Rull ... Kabhi Mat Bhul .. #Saharanpur jaana chahta tha " mujhe jaane nahi diya gya " actually wo mujhe UP border pe roke the " main uth ke yahan aa gya : #RahulGandhi


last year " four days after  #Diwali one voice  had come.... #Mitron

Last year " #Diwali ke char din baad ek aawaz aayi thi .... #Mitron


maha shivratri’s congratulations to everyone…! Happy maha shivratri everyone…!om adoration to shiva

MahaShivRatri Ki sabko badhai ..! Happy MahaShivratri eveyone ..! Om Namah Shivaye ..!!


salman khan is not on facebook. he said this in his interview

Salman Khan Facebook py nh hen. Unho ny apny interviw me kaha tha.


@HathwalaThakur brother at my place pan is the same @Aey_Sunn_Bey @friendlii_ghost

@HathwalaThakur bhai amare tya pan same chhe @Aey_Sunn_Bey @friendlii_ghost


careful salman’s case has not come in india till now #legend

Savdhan India me ab tak Salman ka case nahi aaya. #legend


hahahahahahaha guddu has his own world where he wants to live

hahahahahahaha guddu ki ek apni duniya jaha woh rehna chahta hai .  .  .  :p :p :p :p


company’s human relationmanagers be like…name? clan? your occupation in last life? Show your horoscope? saturn is heavy on you. come after 7 years

Company HRs be like..
Naam?
Gotra?
Your occupation in last life?
Kundali dikhao.
Tumhare upar shani bhaari hai. 7 saal baad aao.


at office  girl: “ does this printer ever work or it always remains impaired’   me: “printer’s  job is to print not to work”  *silence*

at office
girl: ye printer kabhi chalta bhi hai ki hamesha kharab hi rehta hai
me: printer ka kam print karna hai chalna nahi
*silence*


my country’s land spits out gold,….. spits out diamonds pearls… my country’s land…https://twitter.com/sidin/status/790467382837936128 …

Mere desh ki dharti sona ugle.. ugle heere moti.. mere desh ki dharti..https://twitter.com/sidin/status/790467382837936128 …


@ChiragAdvani sir my 3G is not coming brother

@ChiragAdvani Bechraji ma 3G na aabe bhai


@runjhunmehrotra  age of goodness is not at all there. does not matter. i am passing my time

@runjhunmehrotra Bhalai ka zamaana toh hai hi nahi. Koi na, main toh time pass kar raha hu.


@Being_Humour if you will come to my wedding then the envelope will be checked on the stage itself

@Being_Humor meri shaadi me aayega to stage pe hi lifafa check hoga


retweet @VirasatPune : #KnowPune today in history : shrimant nanasaheb peshwe built the parvati temples in the year 1749 ... https://t.co/4aKhSFYeMM

RT @VirasatPune : #KnowPune Today in History : Shrimant Nanasaheb Peshwe built the Parvati Temples in the year 1749 ... https://t.co/4aKhSFYeMM


if privacy is everyone’s right then why is respected pandey interested in what is cooking today in khan sir’s house? #RightToPrivacy

Privacy agar sabka haq hai to pandey ji ko khan sahab ke yaha khaane mei kya banega " isme interest kyu hai ? #RightToPrivacy


@someUSER if they are still looking for a center, they may want to inquire about sam gagner. edmonton needs d.

@someUSER if they are still looking for a center ,  they may want to inquire about sam gagner .  edmonton needs d .


@someUSER all i'm saying is we're playing on 4th  june not in november/december. Getting the kinks out now because in the coming june we'll be there mini lin

@someUSER all i'm saying is we're playing 4 june not nov/dec .  getting the kinks out now cuz come june well be there mini lin


very righteous! and if brother makes a commitment then its done, but, brother never made a commitment to aishwarya, Katrina, bijlani

Bahot nek! Aur Bhai ne ek baar commitment kar di toh bas, lekin, Ash, Katri, Bijlani,  bhai ne inki kabhi commitment nahi di.


value of 0/0 can be 1 otherwise also tan is derived from sine and cosine, sine / cosine = tan or 0 / 1 = 0

0/0 ki value toh 1 ho hi sakti hai
waise bhi tan is derived from sine and cosine, sin / cos = tan or 0 / 1 = 0


taiwan court extends ex-leader's jail term – Taipei. taiwan's high court said friday it has extended ex-leader chen . . . http/URL

taiwan court extends ex-leader's jail term - taipei: taiwan's high court said friday it has extended ex-leader chen  .  .  .  http/URL


@akshaykanitkar abuse to traitor is not an abuse @scratchysingh

@akshaykanitkar  desh drohi ko dee huee gaali nahi hoti @scratchysingh


just concentrate on your study  .  .  .  god bless you

just concentrate on ur study  .  .  .  god bless u :-)


retweet @SameerAllana : @avinaSHarma10 you forgot nehra, sreesanth and chawla

RT @SameerAllana : @avinaSHarma10 you forgot Nehra , Sreesanth and Chawla :(


“women who does carpooling was fooled” #ComingSoon #OddEven

"Car pooling karne wali mahila ke saath huwa khilwaad"
#ComingSoon #OddEven


2010- what will 4 people say ?  2016- what will 4 blog say?

2010- Char log kya kahenge
2016- Char blog kya kahenge


see expression of shaan and  respected amit

see expression of shaan n amit ji .  .  .  .  . :-d


people who are not able to afford 2 square meals, those people are also commenting on ipl smhhttps://twitter.com/pk_ho_kia/status/849674565898846208 …

Jinko do waqt ka khana nasib nahi hota wo log bhi IPL pe comment kar rahe hai smhhttps://twitter.com/pk_ho_kia/status/849674565898846208 …


keep the roads clean, even thoughts are dirty too.

Sadke saaf rakho
Gandi toh soch bhi hoti hai.


anna is mentor of kejriwal! what has kejriwal learnt from anna, to lie? to betray?

annaa bhi kejriwal ka ustaad hai  !  kya kejriwal ne annaa se sikha hai jhutth bolna  !  dhokha dena  !


you stole my sleep at nights , you did this through your conversations , you have changed the topic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk1Eemh2jfM

Neend chura ke raaton mein , tumne baton baaton mein , dekho baat badal di hai http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk1Eemh2jfM


@LEDtvn you betrayed after that it became a habit

@LEDtvn aapne dhokha diya uske baad aadat ho gayee


@MeetUunngLee what difference does it make


you are doing 4 movies together, but not a single one is getting released, what is the matter? #AskSRK

movies ek sath 4-4 kar rahe ho par release ek bhi nahi ho pa rahi sir kya baat hai. ? #AskSRK


#GuessTheSong  in the path of beauty and love…

#GuessTheSong
Husn O Ishq ki raahon mein...


you remember only that what trump has said in your one ear? What #Modi says remember that also: eam to opposition on #Trump

Sirf Trump jo bole wahi yaad hai ek kaan mein ? Jo #Modi bole wo bhi yaad rakho na : EAM to oppn on #Trump


@ImRaina you know, today is my mahashivratri fast. today I will ask god shiva that you should become my life partner only.

@ImRaina U know , aaj mera Mahashivratri ka Upwas ( fast ) hai . iss din god shivji se ye mangugi ki aap sirf mere Jeevansathi bane .


@lady_naarad it was good that you did not go to africa

@lady_naarad Accha hua Africa nahi gaye.


Car mai baithne se pehle thoda namak nimbu laga lena.


mother’s dialogue- are you listening, he becomes a hero in school

maa ka dialogue :- ajji sune to ho ye school se hero ban krta hai


@MohitParmarr what mohit brother….disappointing situation @aajkak

@MohitParmarr kya Mohit bhai.. Nirashajanak Stithi @aajtak


@ruchikokcha be emotional in love for country also

@ruchikokcha desh ke pyar mein bhi emo karo


obviously a person who has been in iit only will not see the good side of it. ask a person who has been in both the situations ( most of the master of technology guys).

obviously a person who has been in iit only will not see the good side of it  .  ask a person who has been in both the situations ( most of the m  .  tech guys )  .


tell when is the page going to hit 1 million likes….i am waiting for that

ye to batao page ke 1 million like kab aa rahe hai .  .  i am waiting for that .


@sardesairajdeep tussi bade majakiya ho :D


one video is about to come as per kama-sutra https://twitter.com/iPoonampandey/status/809267178520330244 …

Kama-Sutron ke  anusar ek video aane wala hai.https://twitter.com/iPoonampandey/status/809267178520330244 …


you will also get justice. If not here then there….if prophet wills

Aap ka bhi insaf honga. yaha nahi to waha honga. . inshallha


because I am scared of modi https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/658841729718611969 …

Because Modi se meri phat-ti haihttps://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/658841729718611969 …


@Shady535 don’t listen to person who is speaking #CrackerNACrackKAR

@Shady535 #CrackerNACrackKAR bolne wale ki baat mat sun


buddy, he has a job, has a girl, he  does not have time @MeetUunngLee

yaar uske paas naukri hai ladki hai, time nahi hota yaar.  @MeetUunngLee


yup . . . . totally did this . . . perks for being the monitor of the class . . . bunked boring lectures .

yup .  .  .  .  totally did this .  .  .  perks f being d monitor of d class .  .  .  bunked boring lectures .  .  .  .  :p


who do not belong to their own channel, how will they belong to any party? pic.twitter.com/yNmddB1mOB

Jo Apne Channel ke na huay, wo kisi party ke kya honge?pic.twitter.com/yNmddB1mOB


retweet @DhuanDhari : " close the gate else the cat will come in. " " Yes she iit before, if she aieee then let her MAT enter. "

RT @DhuanDhari : " GATE band kar warna CAT aa jayegi . " " Haan , wo IIT pehle bhi , abki baar AIEEE to ghusne MAT dena . "


buddy I cannot understand #Trump sir has stopped the #Funding or stolen the motive of living of #Pakistan. #TrumpDumpsPak

Yar samajh ni aara #Trump sahab ne #Funding band ki hai ya #Pakistan ke jeene ka maksad cheen lia hai 0 #TrumpDumpsPak


to take #GST form do we go to respected modi’s house or to arun jaitely’s house? someone please tell

#GST ka form lene ke liye modiji ke ghar pe jana hai ya arun jaitely ke.? Koi to batao


and brother two shahi cottage cheese, three butter naan, 8 phirni also with it.pic.twitter.com/3g6sb5f9p6

Aur bhaiya do shahi paneer, teen butter naan, 8 phirni bhi saath me..pic.twitter.com/3g6sb5f9p6


@Sarcusstic @Marwaari both meet sometime


its..... 4..... but party is still left…that too of brother sallu mister.....

4.....baj gy ....but party abhiii bakiii hai.....vo bhi saallllluuuu miya bhaijaaan ki....


mere paas toh cycle bhi nahi chhoda hai ghar walon ne :'(


guddu’s mother would have had a big hand in the loss of the match, if guddu’s father would not have stopped it.....

match hrane me guddu ka maa ka bahut bada hath hota agr guddu ke papa rokte nhi  .  .  .


@_SandSurfer should have taken a new one by giving one or two thousand more.its worthless

@_SandSurfer ek do hazar aur de ke nayi leni thi na. becar hai


dreams of mungerilal… come in front of blackboard only...

mungerilaal k sapne .  . blackboard k saamne hi aate the .  .


condition of school is bad..  #NitishKaNakliVikas pic.twitter.com/GwAxfaVocF

School ki haalat kharaab hai.. #NitishKaNakliVikas haipic.twitter.com/GwAxfaVocF


retweet @gilliauna : holiday sale french locket necklace . eiffel tower necklace with coral teardrop and pearl . https://t.co/9cTDZvK2sQ https://

RT @gilliauna : HOLIDAY SALE French Locket Necklace . Eiffel Tower Necklace with Coral Teardrop and Pearl . https://t.co/9cTDZvK2sQ https://


sir @narendramodi old notes, 2000 from old jeans and 2500 from jacket have been found? what shall I do? @RBI

Sir @narendramodi purani jeans se 2000 aur jacket se 2500 ke purane note nikle hai. Kya karu ? @RBI


your love is all that is needed https://twitter.com/Mr_LoLwa/status/894233360268009472 …

Aap logon ka pyar chahiye bashttps://twitter.com/Mr_LoLwa/status/894233360268009472 …


@PWNeha she has left twitter 6 months back, spare her @princeofodds @Psilosophy

@PWNeha Usne 6 mahine pehle twitter chhod diya, baksh do usse @princeofodds @Psilosophy


brother faisal…. this one is the best...


@Atheist_Krishna she is not a sister….she is a brother @IamSakshi9

@Atheist_Krishna Abe woh Didi nahi.. Bhaiyya hai @IamSakshi9


@Shakti_Shetty you will have loose motions for this tweet tomorrow morning shakti.

@Shakti_Shetty is tweet ke liye kal subah tujhe julaab honge shakti.


those days…I lived life by making mario’s duck jump

those days .  .  . mario ki battakh pe uchal uchal ke khub life bnai mene


@IScreamPunday yes it is there, I have not written it

@IScreamPunday hai na maine nahi likha hai


@Integrated_me, it’s alright, it happens


to vinay dubey , please stay away from my anurag ( mundhada ). he is mine ! don't you dare flirt around with him or stock him .

to vinay dubey  ,  please stay away from my anurag ( mundhada )  .  he is mine  !  don't you dare flirt around with him or stock him  .


@RowdyTalks rowdy brother you are looking in the mood today

@RowdyTalks Rowdy bhaiyya aaj mood me lag rahe ho


@YearOfRat haha! now I am feeling shy even in saying I will come. i will call if I am coming

@YearOfRat haha! Ab bolne bhi sharm aarahi hai ke aaunga. Bas aana hoga tab phone kar dunga :-)


#GuessTheSong flower needs spring, spring needs garden

#GuessTheSong
Phool ko bahaar, bahaar ko chaman


looper was amazing!!! now to the theatre to see simon callow's 'the mystery of charles dickens' . . . loving my wednesday off work

looper was amazing !  !  !  now to the theatre to see simon callow's 'the mystery of charles dickens'  .  .  . loving my wednesday off work :-)


pib_india #UHF retweet mib_india : live shortly : rail minister of india minister shri suresh prabhu presenting #RailBudget2015 at https://t.co/vGJq4YCXyc

PIB_India #UHF RT MIB_India : LIVE shortly : RailMinIndia Minister Shri sureshpprabhu presenting #RailBudget2015 at https://t.co/vGJq4YCXyc


exactly !  !  its awesome way to celebrate !  !  (y)


today you should have taken a holiday #Modiji!! at half your age also I can not do so much work  #namo #namo #jio thousand years

Aaj to holiday mana Lena tha #Modi ji !! Itna kaam to mujh se aapki aadhi Umar mein b nahi Hota #namo #namo #jio hajaro saal


@Vyangkaar lot of stuff was there. little bit of swedish was also there.

@Vyangkaar Bahut Malta. Thoda Swedish bhi tha.


@mochaccino_ if you do not make girls your sisters then girls say you are flirting…. if you make them your sisters then there is problem…then what to do pic.twitter.com/B5WYGZtagI

@mochaccino_ behen na banao to yaha ki ladkiya bolti hai flirt kar raha hai.. Behen banao to problem.. Kare kya phirpic.twitter.com/B5WYGZtagI


rahul gandhi is binging on a little bheem marathon . #WhereIsRahul @AAPlogical @bharat_builder

Rahul gandhi is binging on a chhota bheem marathon . #WhereIsRahul @AAPlogical @bharat_builder


@Being_Humor there is truth in this thing

@Being_Humor Sachai toh hai iss baat mein.


we used to pass by the neighbouring class with such pride as if the insiders were prisoners and we were jailers of english era

baaju waali class k saamne se aisi shaan se guzarte the jaise andar waale kaidi aur hum angrezo k jamaane k jailer  .  .  .


@akshaykanitkar call in the morning? there is a complete plan for tonight, we can do late afternoon. what do you say?

@akshaykanitkar subah phone kar? Aaj raat ka full plan hai, late afternoon kar sakte hai. What say?


what we want is not present as an option https://twitter.com/theustraa/status/695159286465323008 …

:'( Jo chahiye woh option nahi haihttps://twitter.com/theustraa/status/695159286465323008 …


respected modi follows what kind of people… who abuse throughout the day… sigh https://twitter.com/DrJwalaG/status/678078657831809024 …

Modi jo kaise kaise logo ko follow karte hai.. Jo din bhar gaali dete rehte hai.. Sigh https://twitter.com/DrJwalaG/status/678078657831809024 …


@GaurangBhardwa1 whoever will see it… there sunday morning will be spoiled …. hahaha

@GaurangBhardwa1 Jo jo dekhega.. Uski sunday morning kharaab.. hahahaa


because of implementation of #GST, in  #GujaratRSPolls, #MLA  could not be bought successfully, as a result #Amitshah failed in stopping  #AhmedPatel.

#GST Lagu ho jane k Karan #GujaratRSPolls me #MLA successfully nahi kharede Jasaje Nateejatan #AhmedPatel ko rokne me #Amitshah Bakaam rahe.


"my last wish is that #KejriwalDiwas is celebrated world over"pic.twitter.com/l3JIvFBfaA

"Meri aakhiri ichcha hai #KejriwalDiwas poori duniya manaye"pic.twitter.com/l3JIvFBfaA


whatever link we send people think it is for retweet. what twitter has come to.

Koi bhi link bhejo log samajhte hai ki RT ke liye bheja. What twitter has come to.


we got toffee instead of ladoo. everyone was a miser

we got toffee instead of ladoo .  kanjoos the sare


@arunjaitley sir what is the actual full form of #GST? do you remember or you forgot???

@arunjaitley Sahab #GST ka actual full form kya hai ? Aapko yaad bhi hai ya bhool gaye ???


that was what i was saying that where did guddu's gag go . four  four, four four !

wahi main kahu ke gudda ka gag kaha gaya .  chauka chaukaaaahhh ,  chauka chaukaaaahhh !


salman brother...i have heard that you have a back problem..hope prophet makes you healthy soon..prayers prayers prayers

Salman bhai...suna hai ap ko kamar k takleef hai..allah ap KO jald sihat yab kare..AMEEN SUMA AMEEN


.@angryoungwoman talking about chicken and leg.. i think respected madam you are hungry.. with food take rayta for sure

.@angryoungwoman murgi aur taang ki baate kar rahi ho.. Lagta hai mohatarma aapko bhook lagi hai.. Khaane me rayta zaroor lena


sunny deol: two and half kilo hand  sonakshi sinha: three and half kilo

Sunny Deol: Dhai kilo ka haath
Sonakshi: Saadhe teen kilo


@Footloose_Free wow sister.. you made me believe you.. you are far eye sighted and nirma super both

@Footloose_Free Waah Didi.. Maan gaye.. Aapki paar ki nazar aue Nirma Super dono ko


do you talk wtih me on direct messaging without any purpose, or there is intention of whatsapp?

Yunhi tum mujhse DM par baat karti ho, ya koi WhatsApp ka iraada hai?


hope contradiction was taught as a subject then no teacher would have been hurt and nobody would have said this teacher does not talk properly.  ok .  .  .  .

kaash contra ki padhai hoti to koi teacher bura nahi lagata or na hi koi kahta ye teacher theek se baat nahi karti .  hmmmm .  .  .  .


go try and win a play station vita at the lollipop chainsaw event at fish and amp company .  @ glasshouse .  you may get bitten by zombies ,  but it's a play station vita !

go try and win a ps vita at the lollipop chainsaw event at fish & co .  @ glasshouse .  you may get bitten by zombies ,  but it's a ps vita !


(reuters) - the season opener between the new york knicks and brooklyn nets set for thursday at the barclays centre . . . http/URL

(reuters) - the season opener between the new york knicks and brooklyn nets set for thursday at the barclays cen  .  .  .  http/URL


@writetoghazni @nimesh4all @iqrabashir482, see mother its not a pakistani women, it is an enunch! laugh out loud!

@writetoghazni @nimesh4all @iqrabashir482 Mom dekh kal Pak women nahi Hijdi hai ! Lol


don't worry . if a civil engineering guy from a private state college can be a coder in tcs, you can do better then him, you are an iitian right ??

don't worry . if a civil guy from private state college can be a coder in TCS , you can do better then him ur an IITIAN right ??


@narendramodi bank employees are not behaving properly at all with the businessman….please do something sir…#notebandi has started causing misery

@narendramodi bank employees vyapariyon se bilkul achha behave nahi kar rahe hai ... #pls kuch kijiye sir .... #notebandi ki takleef hone lagi


sometimes, instead of chalk, teacher were also in short supply …..in school

kabhi-kabhi to chalk ki jageh teachrs ki bhi kami padh jati thi .  . skul main :(


@Mocksterr thanks brother, girls have swallowed me considering me cadbury gems

@Mocksterr thanks bro, ladkiyon ne mujhe cadburys gems samajh kar nighala hai


@WrongDoc you made me remember the whore of thailand

@WrongDoc Thailand ki whore ki yaad dila di aapne


in pakistan - p1: brother let us fly a kite, p2- yes brother let us go.  and then both tied a bomb to the kite and 'flew' it

In Pakistan-
p1:bhai chal patang udaate hain
p2:haan bhai chal..
aur fir dono ne patang se Bomb bandh kar patang 'Uda' diya


the person this time made me cry only friend…


retweet @iVeronicaDani : Let us see what sureshprabhu has in store for railways . now railways is entrusted to prabhu friends. #RailBudget2015 #PrabhuKi

RT @iVeronicaDani : Lets see what SureshPrabhu has in store for railways . Ab Prabhu bharose railways saathiyoon . #RailBudget2015 #PrabhuKi


@DefucktiveHumor brother you are so dashing. girls have gone mad seeing your display picture

@DefucktiveHumor bhai tu hai hi itna dashing.. Laundiya pagal ho gayee hai teri DP dekh kar


wow what a trend #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar pic.twitter.com/ni6WDAYqu8

Waah kya trend hai #FarziPatrakarRavishKumarpic.twitter.com/ni6WDAYqu8


associazione calcio milan ready to make january move for chelsea full-back ashley cole: san siro side want stamford bridge defend .  .  .  http/URL

ac milan ready to make january move for chelsea full-back ashley cole: san siro side want stamford bridge defend .  .  .  http/URL


and delhi and district cricket association under patriot @arunjaitley stopped him for 1 year. what a nationalist @narendramodi https://t.co/BQXQ7vFLNm

And DDCA under Desh bhakt @arunjaitley stopped him for 1 year Kya raastravadi hai @narendramodi https://t.co/BQXQ7vFLNm


today is the day for those who are sick , and it is also sisiter's wedding today !!

today is the day for them who are sick ,  or didi ka shadi hain !  !


this has happened for the first time in seventeen – eighteen years. i have applied head and shoulders every day, still there is dandruff in hair

Aisa pehli bar hua hai satra-athra saalo me. Roz head & shoulder lagaya fir bhi dandruff hua hai baalo me.


@lovehandle_ Becharay. will not laugh too much at them

@lovehandle_ Becharay. Zyaada nehi hasengay unnpur


today right wing will roast everyone. bharatiya janta party has done some good work for the first time.

Aaj RW sabko dhoyega. BJP ne paheli bar koi accha kaam kiya hai.


other news channels: lunar eclipse today.
 india television: don’t leave the house today, there can be a mishap today with family members

Other news channels: Lunar Eclipse today
India TV: Naa nikle aaj ghar se, ghar waalo ke saath ho sakti hai unhoni


bharatiya janta party lost is ok. but lalu prasad won is beyond disgusting! millions time better would be that kejriwal wins

BJP lost, ok. Par Lalu jita, beyond disgusting. Is-se lakh guna accha Kejriwal jeet jaaye.


ben amos is on the bench for the england under 21. as they take on serbia in the 2nd leg of their play-off for the euros .

ben amos is on the bench for the england u21s .  as they take on serbia in the 2nd leg of their play-off for the euros .


modi will be deejay for tonight, today also he will make people dance from thier homes to automated teller machines with his speech. #Respect

Modi will be the DJ for tonight, aaj bhi apme bhashan se logon ko ghar se ATM tak nachayenge. #Respect


respected aunty not #TripleTalaq, instead #triple talaq is banned. if some wisdom is left then read the judgement and come. why a stammering debate without homework?

aunty ji #TripleTalaq ban nahi hai instant #tripletalaq banned hai. agar kuch buddhi bachi hai to judgement padh ke "aayiye bina homework ke thothli debate kyun??


now brother forget aadhar #RightToPrivacy

Ab to bhai Adhar geya tel lene #RightToPrivacy


avantika garg is iit experience not for you?

Avantika Garg is IIT experience not for u ? :P


if only government distributes free I phones to all the beggars…many people in india will be saved from being made a fool….who purchase a phone for name sake only.

agar government ek baar saare bhikariyo ko iphone free me baant de to  .  .  .  india ke bahut saare log bevkoof ban ne se bach jayenge  .  .  jo sirf naam ke karan phone kharidte hai  .


@Ottayaana ambition also breaks with the heart my friend

@Ottayaana Dil ke saath ambition bhi toot jaata hai mere dost.


20 countries to attend iranplast 2012 exposition: tehran - the 8th edition of the iranplast exhibition will open on  .  .  .  http/URL

20 countries to attend iranplast 2012 expo: tehran - the 8th edition of the iranplast exhibition will open on  .  .  .  http/URL


madam in which subject are you doing #Masters or #PhD from #JNU at the age of 29 years? i , feel ashamed seeing the condition of jnu, shame on teachers and students of jnu…terrorist people.

Ma'am aap kis subject se #Masters or #Phd kar rahi hain #JNU se 29 years ki age me ? Jnu ke haal dekhkar sharm aati hai Jnu ke Teachers or students par chi .... jihadi log


respected sir government had interfered in #jnu before also but you people supported the wrong person and made him the star!

sirji #jnu mein phele bhi interfere kiya tha govt "ne but aap logo ne galat bandhe ko support kar usse star bana diya !!!!


retweeted @rawat_narayan sacred fire and chanting on the evening of#Mahashivratri at omkareshwar, jyotirlinga http://t.co/LW16CA1ZUR ; via ashram care team

RT @rawat_narayan : Havana & Japa On The Eve Of #Mahashivratri At Omkareshwar , Jyotirlinga . http://t.co/LW16CA1ZUR ; via AshramSewaTeam


#RightToPrivacy let me see now who will take the picture of me in the bathroom

#RightToPrivacy Ab dekhtha hun kaun meri Bathroom waali


@RusticBihari first tell me whether you understood the joke or not?

@RusticBihari Tu joke samjha ki nahi pehle ye bata ?


with wikileak's release yesterday, it is only going to help 3rd party candidates make an impact in the election.

with the wikileaks releases yesterday ,  it's only gonna help 3rd party candidates make an impact in the election .


@indiantweeter see brother, i am not a girl and you will have to come till gurgaon

@indiantweeter dekh bhai, main ladki nahi hu aur tujhe aana padega Gurgaon tak


retweet @Swatiprakash14: feelings and everything is alright….but match the heights atleast

RT @Swatiprakash14 : Feelings aur sab toh thik hai .. Par Height toh match karle bhai ..


higgins- "great experience for the young group and to meet with the premier league team is a real highlight" "very young squad to play on saturday"

higgins  " great experience for the young group and to meet with premier league teams a real highlight "   " very young squad to play on sat "


@Atheist_Krishna @HathwalaThakur #facepalm sir has also come

@Atheist_Krishna @HathwalaThakur #facepalm Thankursaab bhi aagaye


@mhassanaimc can win if there is a good captain, who is mostly not there

@mhassanaimc can win ager koi dhand ka captain ho , jo kay dur dur tak kahen nahi ha .


paper finished, certified management accountancy is over, blake and miranda dominated, accounting homework now got pushed to wednesday. going to bed happily

paper finished ,  cma's over ,  blake and miranda dominated ,  accounting hw got pushed to wednesday .  going to bed happy :)