guddu to superb actor h .  .   .  chhaa gya yaar


@byomkesbakshi upon getting off flag, even his spectacles got off.

@byomkesbakshi jhanda utarne mein chashma bhi utar gaya :D


@Chanp_Nikk tell him to try on shaadi dot com

@Champ_Nikk ise bol shaadi dot com pe koshish kare


alia: oh, gautam gambhir is uncle of rahul dravid. now i understoodhttps://twitter.com/aajtak/status/667584742628323329

Alia: Ohh Gautam Gambhir Rahul Dravid ke chacha hai .. Ab samaj me aaya https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/667584742628323329Â â€¦


@jdshastri26 even i read this initially @ashutosh83B

@jdshastri26 lol maine bhi pehle yahi padha tha @ashutosh83B


@Ra_Bies he charges more. my favourite is rabies “first use, then trust”

@Ra_Bies par paise zyada leta hai.. Mera to fav rabies hai.. "Pehle istemaal kare.. Phir vishwas kare.."


let me drink from your eyes, i don’t have money for alcohol.

Mujhe tumhari aankho se peene do,  waise bhi daaru ke liye paise nahi hai.


you are not cheating. you are doing what you feel good about.

you are not cheating ... you are doing what you feel gud about ...


@iG_Butt men are from “send your picture” women are from “delete it after seeing”

RT @iG_Butt : Men are from " send your pic " Women are from " dekh k delete kar dena "


@TweetErrant Tere liye kuch bhi, darling :-*


@nadeemahmaddoit even now you want to go and make bomb jihadi @ashutosh83B

@nadeemahmaddoit aur tu jaa jaakar bomb bana jihadi @ashutosh83B


rahul be like: “even my mother has not loved me this much” #GST #GSThelpdesk

Rahul be like: "Itana pyar to meri Maa ne bhi nahi kiya kabhi #GST #GSThelpdesk


leave everything and watch ab de villiers bat against west indies. he has made 50 runs off 16 balls

Sab chhodo ABD ki batting dekho against WI. 50 of 16 balls.


@Priyarathod2468 had you ever thought you could be in trouble like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI&feature=youtu.be #LagGayiVaat Shine

@Priyarathod2468 kabhi soncha hain aise bhi lag sakti hain vaat?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI&feature=youtu.beÂ â€¦ #LagGayiVaat Shine


someone give a romantic script to guddu. he would perform extremely well.

apne guddu ko koi romantic script to de ke dekho 3:)  ,  .  .  .  aaag lga dega ladka :d :d


relationship status: a girl to feed a hot cup of tea

Relationship Status: Ek garam chai ki pyaali ho, koi usko pilaane wali ho.


we used to be rich the day when we got Rs. 20. In Rs. 20 we could buy a cosco ball.

we use to b rich d day we used to get 20rs .  .  20rs mein to cosco ki ball aa jati thi .  .


remembering alok nath in MainePyarKia telling bhagyashree, go son go, even i can’t love you this much.

Remembering Alok Nath in MainePyarKia telling Bhagyashree, jaa beta jaa, itna pyaar to tujhe main bhi nahi kar sakta.


@MeetUunngLee after speaking “quiet, quiet” he has trapped people in rubbish acting. now he is trying to do so in politics.

@MeetUunngLee :D  khaamosh khaamosh bol bol kar isne janata ko bakwaas acting mein phaansa hai aur ab politics


i won't find anyone better than you. nor will i accept anyone worse than you.

bhai, bhai hai.
Koi tujhse achhi milegi nahi, koi tujhse kam bhi chalegi nahi


Modi jorj aage bado ham tumhare sath hai jai Bharat....


@bruiselee first go and bring that person’s signature

@bruiselee jao pehle us aadmi ka sign lekar aao


mizzou beats kentucky 2-1 !  tigers advance to face top-seed florida in the semi finals on friday at 6:30 pm.

mizzou beats kentucky 2-1 !  tigers advance to face top-seed florida in the semis on friday at 6:30 p . m .


i’m very excited. only 3 minutes remaining.


morning breakfast - in lahore. lunch - in karachi. night party - in islamabad. jai hind https://twitter.com/IndiaTVHindi/status/781394021402812416

Subah ka naashta - Lahore me
Dopahar ka khana - Karachi me
Raat ki party - Islamabad me

Jai Hindhttps://twitter.com/IndiaTVHindi/status/781394021402812416Â â€¦


@Swt_Sadhana oh my heart’s relaxation. wish that my heart gets relaxation.

@Swt_Sadhana oo mere.. Dil ke chain.. Chain aaye mere dil ko.. Dua kijeeye


on sunday morning my eyes open up as if i have to go to sell halwa puri.

Sunday ko sunha aese ankh khool jati haiJese mujhe halwa pori bechene jana hoÃ°Å¸ËœÂ¢Ã°Å¸ËœÂ©Ã°Å¸Ëœâ€™


apple ceo apologizes for error-ridden new map app - apple ceo tim cook apologized friday for the company&amp


what are you talking about. just command and i will be there. just tell.

kya baat kar rele ho bhai, bas aades do apan haajir. Batao


we need to change this thinking. we should search for something new, like a new beer sponsor.

Yeh hi soch badalni padegi kuch naya dhundte hai. Jaise koi naya beer sponsor.


@KyaUkhaadLega half of the people stopped after seeing the cigarette, don’t worry.

@KyaUkhaadLega aadhe logo ne cigarette ka dekh ke band kar diya tha..tension na le


sister, you are not even worthy of being a slyer.

Behen, tum to sly karne layak bhi nahi ho


i love you vaii. the lord will always be with you vaii.

i love u vaii.khuda hamesha apki saath rahegi vaii


digvijay singh had almost ruined the state. member of parliament became india’s crown. now everytime shivraj.

Digvijay Singh had almost ruined the state..
MP ban gaya India ka Taj..
Ab haar baar Shivraj..


“avert the modi wave” - nitish #YoNitishSoTantrik

"Aaltu jalaaltu aayee Modi leher ko taal tu" - Nitish #YoNitishSoTantrik


you can’t blame me. i’m already married.


whatsoever may happen mr. arvind kejriwal. you are entertaining the whole nation with your comedian style.

jo bhi ho arvind kejriwal ji ,  pure india ko apne comedian style se entertain bahut kar rahe hain .


he eats beef and pork. he curses hinduism and islam (in private). there is no religion for a liberal.

Wo beef bhi khata hai aur pork bhi, Hinduism ko bhi gali deta hai aur [private mein] Islam ko bhi, liberal ka koi dharam nahi hota.


guddu has got a standing problem. at least because of pamela guddu’s underwear shines.

guddu bhai ko standing problem hogayee .  .  .  . chalo pamela ke bahane kuch raunak toh aayee guddu ke kacche me  .  .  .  .  .  :d :d :d


the full form of supw is social useful project work. i understood this after 3-4 years. initially it was just free period. miss my kv days.

supw ka matlab social useful project work hai ,  yehi 3 - 4 saal baad samajh aaya tha .  .  . initially it was just  " free "  period .  .  . miss my kv days ;d


@akshaykanitkar did someone remember me @Atheist_Krishna pic.twitter.com/bu8XZ8UilK

@akshaykanitkar kisi ne mujhe yaad kiya @Atheist_Krishnapic.twitter.com/bu8XZ8UilK


nehru: bapu, after some years tushar will take birth in your home. gandhi: rahul gandhi. keep your voice low. pic.twitter.com/F2M2KzdXEj

Nehru: Bapu kuch saal baad tere ghar me Tushar paida hoga

Gandhi: Hahaha..Rahul Gandhi..
Awaaz neeche

N: Hahahapic.twitter.com/F2M2KzdXEj


@huh_watnow i am a hunter girl. my hunt never goes empty. why won’t you recognize me? don’t you get newspaper at your home? @HaramiParindey

@huh_watnow Mein hu shikari kudiye.. khali mera vaar ni jata.. mujhko na pehchane tu.. tere ghar akhbaar ni aata ?? @HaramiParindey


upon reading this post i understood that either he is dreaming after eating apple gourd or he is watching pride dream

meney is post ko dekh ke jab school ka board pada tabhi samajh lia tha ki ya to ye tinde khake sapna dekh raha hey ya fir shaan sapna dekh raha hey :))))


Bachha log bajao taalihttps://twitter.com/NaivedyaSharma/status/629894629047926784Â â€¦


“made in india” is only in speeches. reality is to get “made in china”. the id’s used in rally today were made in china.

" make in india "  only in speeches ,  reality is to get  " made in china "  .  id's made in china was used in today's rally .  .


@RoflGandhi_ after i’ve known that i’m dhoni’s parody, i’ve got 4 white hair.

@RoflGandhi_ jab se mujhe pata chala hai main dhoni ka parody hu tab se 4 safed baal aa chuke hain.


aaj toh south africa ke pakode lga daale india ne .  .


@IamVibhor_ beyond fear there is victory. satyendra verma has proven it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tybez0kwACg #NaamBanteHainRiskSe @MountainDewIn

@IamVibhor_  Dar ke aage Jeet hai  Satyendra Verma has proved it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tybez0kwACgÂ â€¦ â€¦ #NaamBanteHainRiskSe @MountainDewIn


@kavitabika you go to australia every month. i went there for the first time.

@kavitabika Tum to har mahine Australia jati ho.. Mein to pehli baar gaya tha


@karmagal91 the era is bad. the shine is great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI #LagGayiVaat

@karmagal91 Zamana kharaab hai.. Shine lajawaab hai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrIÂ â€¦ #LagGayiVaatÂ
Shine


the country has one better than the other people.


@retardedwriter what song have you sent.

@retardedwriter lol! Ye kya gaana bhej diya


@c_aashish it looks like you want to be the criminal for this match.

@c_aashish is match ke muzrim aap banna chahte ho lag raha hai


@NotSoSweetGirl_ means the heat in kp was severe?

@NotSoSweetGirl_ Matlab KP me garmi hoti thi ?


#IndvsPak ab Kya hoga tumhaara next Diwali maybe


hema malini is like “you ruined my sleep, and i couldn’t even understand you”#gstrollout #GST

Hema Malini is like samajh  main to aana nahi "hai khamakha raat ki neend kharab ki #gstrollout #GST


@iamGunjanGrunge everybody dance carefree @ndtv

@iamGunjanGrunge NAACHO SAARE G PHAAD KE @ndtv


it’s the first time i’ve seen eleanor respond to hate. she is sweet and doesn’t say mean things! http/URL

1st time i've seen eleanor respond to hate o . o she seems to sweet to say 1 mean thing !  http/URL


so #ArnabSlapsSagarika becomes number 1 trending. this country is going nowhere.

So #ArnabSlapsSagarika becomes #1 trend. Is desh ka kuchh nahi ho sakta.


looks like your 70 promises are fake like you. i am sure you will take a big u-turn

looks like ur 70 promises are fake like you .  .  i am sure u will take big u turn .  .  .


@DefucktiveHumor for sure. the way i am seeing this person, it looks like the marriage will be in a stable.

@DefucktiveHumor zaroor, jis tarah se main isse dekh raha hu shayad shaadi kisi tabele mein hogi


if you call me “good girl” one more time, you mayl find my scorching hot coffee heading towards your crotchal region.

if you call me 'good girl' one more time you may find my scolding hot coffee heading towards your crotchal region .


@Jagat___Janani come over brother. we will dance together.

@Jagat___Janani aaja bhai.. Saath me naachenge


ask the parents of guddu, what would have been the condition of their left arm in the process of making him.

guddu ki ma or baapu se puchho ise banate banate unke baayen haath ka kya haal hua hoga :v o:) 3:)


it’s good that rohit sharma got out. the opposition is not sri lanka. they can’t do anything. #IndvsPak

Good that Rohit Sharma got out . Opposition mein Sri Lanka nahi hai . Unhone kuch ukhad bhi nahi lena tha . #IndvsPak


only if we could get marks in viva by crying like this “sir i had read this but can’t recall”

kaash viva me ese rone se marks mil jaya krte .  .  .  .  " sir padha toh tha pr abi yaad nhi aa rha  .  .  .  . boohoohoo "  :p ;)


digvijay singh: madam you are 100% cheap person. madam: pic.twitter.com/9gQCayQmxj

Digvijay Singh: Madam u r 100% tunch maal
Madam:pic.twitter.com/9gQCayQmxj


you could have started a call center friend


brother, weren’t you content by day before yesterday’s curse words?https://twitter.com/aqeel3550/status/766881696943931392

Bhaijaan parso gaaliyan kha ke dil nahi bhara?https://twitter.com/aqeel3550/status/766881696943931392Â â€¦


again today my heart made a request, again today i bought whiskey from wine shop. #AadabArzHai

Aaj phir dil ne ek tamanna ki,
Aaj phir theeke se humne whiskey laaya.

#AadabArzHai


you are very “that” kind of person. why don’t you leave the argument. what is “that”

Bade "woh" ho tum piya, zidd kyu nahi chhodte?
What is "Woh"


you are the coast to the whole ocean. the night to the whole moon and come someday like a fairy. http://t.co/mGs2VIIWgZ

Kabhi yun bhi to ho Dariyaa kaa saahil ho , Poore Chaand ki raat ho Aur tum aao Kabhi yun bhi to ho Pariyon ki ... http://t.co/mGs2VIIWgZ


those who don’t even know the difference between calendar year and financial year are sharing knowledge about #GST

Jinko Calendar year aur Financial year mein farak nahi "pata woh bhi #GST ke baare mein gyaan baant raha hai.


@MeThePooh when modi government will come to bihar #NitishKaNakliVikas

@MeThePooh jab aayega Bihar may Modi sarkaar  #NitishKaNakliVikas


@TheDilliMirror @EngineeRoholic @MeetUunngLee i have left it friend

@TheDilliMirror @EngineeRoholic @MeetUunngLee Paaji chhad deyo hunn


super flop. inshallah is cheap, are you too salman khan?

Super duper flop...inshallah nich hai Salman Khan tu..?


brother if you’ve got change, please give it to me too.

bhai chutte/khulle hogaye ho toh mujhe bhi de diyo


@bad_mulga please don’t say it like this.here there are experts.

@bad_mulga Aisay mat bolo bhai. Yahan bahut maharathi hain


this is a good news, all nations will benefit from this: himachal pradesh cm #VirbhadraSingh on state assembly passing #GST

Ye khushi ki baat "hai saare mulk ke liye faayeda pahunchega: Himachal Pradesh CM #VirbhadraSingh on state assembly passing #GST


.@mannequin_talks where are your values? @aloknath teach him something

.@mannequin_talks sanskaar kaha hai? @aloknath kuch sikaho inhe


today’s question. which is the largest country of the world. send the answer with your name and the name of your city to 03002744219

Aaj Ka Sawal .......? Duniya Ka Sab Se Bara Mulk Konsa He Ans Apna Name City Name Ke Sath Bhejain03002744219


@vsknagpur it’s a fact in UP #TripleTalaq was a big issue, muslim women had given enough votes to modi #ElectionResults #Secular #TripleTalaq #MuslimWomen

@vsknagpur fact hai sir ji UP me #TripleTalaq ek bada issue tha Muslim mahilaon ne Modi ji ko bharpoor Vote diye hain #ElectionResults #Secular #TripleTalaq #MuslimWomen


hey nevada people, remember tomorrow is the last day for early voting. go and vote. #justdoit

hey nevada tweeps remember tomorrow is the last day for early voting !  ready ,  set & vote !  #justdoit !


salman sir i want to meet you. i am your big fan.

Salman bhai mje aap se milna hai...i am ur big big big fan...


@ek_samosa_dena @Dishasatra are you trying to ruin me?

@ek_samosa_dena @Dishasatra tu meri marna chah raha hai?


that means you would do anything. it’s not done brother.


brother, there is nothing in your world book fair. please put something in it.

bahi tumhara world book fair stall mein to kuch nahi he kuch to dalo bhai :(


“listen people of the world, my name is khal drogo”#IndianGOT

"Suno suno duniyaa ke logon, mera naam hai Khal Drogo" #IndianGOT


sometimes i don’t understand who loves the people of india, whether it’s keren bedi or arvindji?

sumtimes i dnt undrstnd .  .  who really loves da people of india ,  whrthr kiren bedi or arvindji .  .  ?


aur aage khade hokar horn bajane me alag hi maza tha :-)


ok i give you tonight’s time. become an engineer by tomorrow morning. challenge?pic.twitter.com/bcIIciYSGi

Chalo di aapko aaj ki raat.. Kal subah tak aap Engineer ban kar dikha do. Challenge ?pic.twitter.com/bcIIciYSGi


#GuessTheSong do one favor on your guest.

#GuessTheSong
Ek ehsaan kar apne mehmaan par


@KhiladiForever it’s a story before ages, even i used to be a cricket fan.

@KhiladiForever Bahut arso pehle ki baat hai hum bhi cricket premi hua karte the bittu !


@abhishekmadan if one would become gulzar by knowing urdu, then everyone in pakistan would be great.

@abhishekmadan Sirf urdu se sab Gulzar hotey,
To miyan Pakistan mai sab mahan hotey.


see it carefully, it’s written “stick one condom”

abe dhyaan se dekh 'ek condom phasa' likha hai


just like every year, this year also mahashivratri will be celebrated at cremation ground on 17th february, 8:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m.

Jcd/Har Saal ki trah is Saal B'MAHASHIVRATRI ' 17 , Feb Subh 8se Sham 7bje tak ShamShan Bhumi'MASANY'me Mnai Jaegi Hindu Bair Drshn dy : PHGP/JCD


bengaluru: t20 world cup 2016, today second match will be played between srilanka and westindies, the match will start at evening 7 pm.

Bengaluru : T20 World Cup 2016 , Aaj Ka Doosra Match Srilanka Aur WestIndies Ki Darmian Khaila Jaye Ga , Match Shaam 7 Baje Shuru Hoga .


the same thing has happened before several years. https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/471211381077721088

aisa hi kuch saal pehle ho chuka hai https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/471211381077721088Â â€¦


@Sharma_rajni29 : @Gurmeetramrahim #MSGappeals you are a real caretaker. hats off to your teachings.

RT @Sharma_rajni29 : @Gurmeetramrahim #MSGappeals u r real care taker guru paa . hats off tu ur teachings ...


modi uncle now you can’t get away only with talks. now it’s time to show some work.

modi uncle aab sirf baton se kaam nahi chalega .  ab kuch kar dikhane ka time hai .


even after performing practical, i wasn’t rewarded marks.

practical karne ke baad b practical ke no  .  ni miley :-p


it’s great brother. you made me remember the summer vacations during school.

hahaha mast hai bro .  .  .  school summer vacation ki yaad dila di .  .  .  .  .


bestest gag .  .  . haha sb yaad dila dia


@someUSER i hope all your loved ones back in maryland are okay? i didn’t see you on wednesday.

@someUSER i hope all your loved ones back in maryland are okay !  i didn't see you ,  wednesday .  :)


@MeetUunngLee @Dishasatra everyone is an enemy of love. disha is the biggest enemy of love.

@MeetUunngLee @Dishasatra pyaar ke dushman hai sab. Ye Disha sabse badi.


Helpless heart brought again, what to do? Did not like to stay away, what to do.

Phir le aaya dil majboor kya kije? Raas na aaya rehna durr kya kije? Dil keh raha usse musafarazkpishahjaa kar bhi aao.


@nawab_lucknow everyone is being fooled in bihar #NitishKaNakliVikas

@nawab_lucknow Bihar me toh Sab ko bewacuf banaya jaa raha hai #NitishKaNakliVikas


by god. no other class troubled us like supw.

o by god .  .  .  .  .  . supw jaisi waat aur kisi class mein nahi lagti thi !  !  !  !


i love you a lot ankeeta, just never mentioned it.

Pyar bahot hai Ankeeta, bas kabhi jataya nahi


@insane_chorri i get it for 20 hours. even though up is underdeveloped, my childhood memories are associated with it.

@insane_chorri haha 20 ghante mil hi jaati hai :) UP kitna bhi peechhe ho par bachpan ki yaden judi hain :-)


hahaha .  .  . pandy ji asa hi karta hai rakesh ki saatha .  .  . hahaha .  .


anyone may score a goal, but india will bring the champions trophy. #UCLfinal

Goal koi bhi maare.. Champions trophy India hi layega. #UCLfinal


he is the one who runs away from delhi ncr (centre). we can’t believe in you kejri

he has the one .  .  .  .  .  . who run from delhi ncr (centre)  .  .  .  .  .  .  . we can't do believe on u kejri


please wear condom brother otherwise their population will increase @omar_quraishi

bhai condom laga le.. nahi to inki aabaadi badh jaegi @omar_quraishi


kaka-elephant is my friend. ravish-caste is my friend. #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

Kaka - Haati mere saathi

Ravish - Jaati mere saathi

 #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


@samarjeet_n there is prayer in mahashivratri mela, may shivji bless everyone. it’s a spiritual day of worship and prayer for us.

@samarjeet_n Mahashivratri ki bela me prarthana hai SHIV JI SABKA KALYAAN KAREN , Its a spiritual day of worship n prayer for us


someone please tag sambit patra. he is useful in tv debates.

Koi Sambit Patra ko tag kar do. TV debates mein useful rahega.


@drmalvika6 he is a person who is playing after having alcohol

@drmalvika6 insan hai alcohol peeke khel raha hai


you have experienced deja vu. “let’s see”


garbage bin put posts related to weddings , neighbours’ fights or travel also.

garbage bin kuch shaadi wadi ,  padosiyo se ladai ,  gumne ki trip wagerah ke post bhi dalo .  .  .  .  .


jadeja’s mom: “i’ve heard you are leaving the school early. what will happen to this? make me talk to virat.”

Jadeja's mom: "Suna hai aap school chhod rahe ho jald hi. Iska kya hoga fir? Virat se baat karwa dijiye thodi"


@Atheist_Krishna it is wonderful how natural he looks @JhaSanjay

@Atheist_Krishna sabse kamaal hai ki kitna natural lag raha hai ye @JhaSanjay


#NahiPata i don’t know where sohni kurian went.

#NahiPata sohni Kurian Kahan Chali gae hain :p


thanks. i have tears in my eyes. https://twitter.com/PushprajZala/status/589059245946974208

Thanks. Aankh mein aansu aa gaye.https://twitter.com/PushprajZala/status/589059245946974208Â â€¦


let the elections come. only if priyanka gandhi contests elections from my area i will vote, otherwise i won’t vote.

aane de election  .  .  .  priyanka gandhi agr khadi hue mere yahan se toh he vote dunga wrna nahi dene wala  .  .  .


@Alllahdin you’ve made it great! what a trailer it was.

@Alllahdin mast banaya hai! Kya trailer kaata hai


@_SandSurfer anyways there is something to read in your tweets.

@_SandSurfer waise bhi tere tweets me padhne jaisa kuch hota hai! lolol


@Bihar_ke_lala @narendramodi don’t forget the hashtag.

@Bihar_ke_lala @narendramodi hash tag na bhuliye.


@Jamuntini oh. so it will do around sinhagad also. i’ve heard there’s really cute naariyan tehelti over there.

@Jamuntini Oh. Toh around sinhagad bhi chalegi. Suna hai bahaut  cute naariyan tehelti hai wahan.


we’ll rest only after providing water and electricity and removing corruption. people of delhi this time the voter percentage should be above 90. don’t sit at home, go out and vote.

bijle -pani dekar rahege ,  brasttachar meta k rahege .  delhi walo abke bar app logo ko 90% se upper vote karna hai .  ghar may mat bhatho ,  baher niklo aur vote karo .


@ek_samosa_dena @Alllahdin even i’ve been the santa with bacardi

@ek_samosa_dena @Alllahdin Hum abhi thoda Bacardi wale Santa bane hai.


Aajkal metro le raha hu, paise khatam. :P


“this face lights up like moon, your hair are golden. your eyes are blue like a lake, where there is a deep secret hidden. praise them” pic.twitter.com/ijVt7uSfzv

"Yeh Chand sa Roshan Chehra Zulfon Ka Rang Sunehra Yeh Jheel Si Neeli Ankhen Koi Raaz Hai Inme Gehra Taarif Karu.."pic.twitter.com/ijVt7uSfzv


@MaheishGirri : supreme sacrifice of sikh gurus to the nation disgraced !! @ArvindKejriwal supports killer aurangzeb @ShameOnKejriwal https:

RT @MaheishGirri : Supreme sacrifice of Sikh Gurus to d nation disgraced !! @ArvindKejriwal supports killer Aurangzeb #ShameOnKejriwal https :


#Dhoni #msdhoni does he have his real age on adhaar card?

#Dhoni #msdhoni ki asli age aa gayee kya adhaar card par ?


@ek_samosa_dena is sagarika’s soul in your body?

@ek_samosa_dena Sagarika ki aatma aa gayee kya tere me


i’ve heard that after my dear friend obama, #Trump is being called #Abe then come by and go.

G " Suna hai my dear dost Obama ke baad dear friend #Trump ko bulaya Ja rha hai 0 #Abe to aakar chale Jane 0


brother @sardesairajdeep nowadays the stars are aligned in your circle, everyone is making fun of you. speak less.

Bhai @sardesairajdeep aajkal tumhare sitare gardish mein hain, har koi tumhari le raha hai. kam bola karo.


@ArvindKejriwal : all medicines are now available for free in delhi government hospitals https://t.co/Ux8A3dp4g2

RT @ArvindKejriwal : All medicines are now available free in Delhi Govt hospitals https://t.co/Ux8A3dp4g2


can’t wait to move to hawaii this saturday! i’ve a promotion, new townhouse, new house and with my king. definitely a happy girl.

cant wait to move to hawaii this saturday !  promotion ,  new townhouse ,  new car & with myking .  .  .  definitely a happy girl :)


hello, today is my #Birthday. atleast tweet today. @MikaSingh till you won’t tweet i won’t cut the cake.https://t.co/8MbRv6wsrS

Hello Phaji Aaj mere #Birthday Hai Aaj to tweet Kar doji @MikaSingh Jab takaap tweets Nahi Karo I will not cut cake ! https://t.co/8MbRv6wsrS


@sweetisadana i knew it already. foolish people of twitter could not understand. @NaughtyDew_

@sweetisadana mujhe to pata tha.. Ye twitter wale bewakoof hi nahi samaj paaye @NaughtyDew_


this is an historical gag in the series. this signifies that “guddu has grown up now”

this is an historical gag in this series . this signifies  " guddu aab bara ho chuka hai "   .  .  .  .


super. it will happen here, it will happen there, now it will happen in the whole universe.

super .  .  .  .  .  . yaha bhi hoga waha bhi hoga ab to sare jaha me hoga .  .  .  .


india will not win world 'cup ', how to get happy.

ind world jitegi hi nhi khushi kanha milegi .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .


i don’t want these types of songs. calm and melodious i said.

Yo wale gaane nahi chahiye yaar :-/ Calm and melodious I said


people with bihari wisdom again screwed up bihar.

Bihari buddhi walo ne phir Bihar latka diya..


guy 1: brother, your name? guy 2: singhal, rajesh singhal. guy 1: brother, even i’m single, why are you worried?

Guy 1: Bro, your name?
Guy 2: Singhal, Rajesh Singhal
Guy 1: Bhai, main bhi single hi hu, tension kyu le raha hai?


@zZoker abhishek has aishwarya brother. nothing else matters to him.

@zZoker tujhe Abhishek has Aishwarya bro. Nothing else matters to him


it wasn’t for you, it was a general statement. oh my god!

Tumhare liye nahi tha yaar, general statement hai. Ya allah!


mohammed sir, did someone actually kidnap salman khan, please tell.

mohammed ji kya salman khan ko sachmooch kisine kidnap kiya h pls bataiye na....


but even the cover of this was the strongest.

lekin cover bhi sabse majboot isi ka tha:p


every friday people’s misconceptions are cleared here. this time kapil sharma will clear his.

Yaha har Friday ko logo ki galatfahmiya door hoti hain. Is baar Kapil Sharma ki bhi ho jayegi.


Asli samajwadi toh yahi Yadav hai waise.


what did i do. they didn’t accept @GST. but i had uploaded my #bill

Yeh mene kya "Kiya unhone #GST nehi liya. But mene toh #bill upload kiya


@iamGunjanGrunge yes brother. #TeamScofield

@iamGunjanGrunge Yes Bhai :) #TeamScofield


@MeetUunngLee brother you reside in kanyan’s heart. even without maintaining a relationship you are in a relationship. i touch your feet.

@MeetUunngLee bhai tum kanyan ke dil mein base ho, tum relationship bina rakhe relationship mein ho. Paay laagu _/\_


@retardedwriter @Ra_Bies what rubbish is this.

@retardedwriter @Ra_Bies kya bekaar hai yaar ye


Matlab Hrithik, koi toh accha movie kar lo yaar.


since forever you have the same display picture. i have a doubt that you are a guy.

hamesha se ek hi DP hai tumhari, full doubt hai launde ho tum.


@dhaval241086 an insider causes the maximum damage @DefucktiveHumor

@dhaval241086 ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaayee @DefucktiveHumor


bring it on, cd signing and performance event with @someUSER tomorrow at 3:00 pm. barnes and noble on 86th and lexington in manhattsn:-)

bring it on cd signing and performance event w @someUSER tomorrow at 300pm .  barnes and noble on 86th and lexington in manhattsn:-)


you are absolutely right. since @BHP4India came into power, the public is anxious. sometimes it’s #DeMonetisation sometimes #GST, just loot the people from every angle.

You Are Absolutely right Jab se @BJP4India ayi hai tab se desh ke janta paresan hai kabhi #DeMonetisation kabhi #GST bas lout loo har angel se


half was burnt down by modi and the other half by zuckerburg. even burnol is a fail.

Aadhi Modi ne jalayee thi bachi khuchi Zuckerburg ne jala di. Burnol bhi fail.


the best part of everyone’s life is that mom always cares.

best part of everyone life .  .  .  .  mom always cares .  .  .  .


now even without android mobile get free recharge.

ab bina anoriod mobile ke bhi paye free recharge ,


kejari is greedy and telling lies to the entire nation. he can do anything for position.

are .  .  . pure desh me kejari se jhuth balne wala .  . aur lalchi .  . jo .  . kursi .  . ke liye .  .  .  . kuchhh bhi kar skta hai .  .  .


at least something is happening, everyone is doing this

kuch to horaha hai, sab kar rahe hai ye.


@Prankoholic so you don’t understand the value of time.

@Prankoholic tumko matlab kya time hai din ka, kuch samaj nahi aata na


@MeetUunngLee @imcomplicated__ you have more fans.

@MeetUunngLee @imcomplicated__ tere fans zyada hai


Why this patronizing statement? why is he trying to be the grandfather of the nation? https://twitter.com/Javedakhtarjadu/status/837322457371508736

Why this patronizing statement?
Ye iss desh ke dadaji kyun banna chah rahe hai?https://twitter.com/Javedakhtarjadu/status/837322457371508736Â â€¦


it seems like the education of pakistan is great!! even sarfaraz is speaking english!! #indvspak #ChampionsTrophy 17 #bleedblue #surgicalstrike

Lagta hai pakistan mai padai likhai zoro par hai !! Sarfaraz v english bol raha hai !! #indvspak #ChampionsTrophy 17 #bleedblue #surgicalstrike


4 baj gaye lekin salman ji nahin aye. :/


sir is @sanjaynirupam the one who was asking for proof of #SurgicalStrike? looks like he got it #BMCresult

Sir ye @sanjaynirupam wahi hain na jo #SurgicalStrike ka proof manga tha ? Sayad mil gaya #BMCresult


we don’t believe such nonsense, keep up the good work!!

We dnt blv sch nonsense keep da gud wrk!!


is there going to be a difference in the price of underwear because of #GST? today i will buy some stock.

#GST se underwear ka daam me kuch badlaav hone wale hai kya? Aaj kharid leta hu kuch stock.


drum stream scheduled for tomorrow is postponed till next saturday that is 3rd of november. until then, a diablo iii stream ! http/URL

drum stream scheduled for tomorrow postponed til next saturday on the 3rd of november .  until then ,  a diablo iii stream !  http/URL


@desi_dime #mauka don’t be fooled. watch #IndvsSA

@desi_dime #mauka is dont become , Gumraah , Watch #IndvsSA Sahi Raah


vemula, dadri’s truth is in front of us. at that time curd was in your mouth. just for your information the congress people are doing riots https://twitter.com/angryoungwoman/status/873378817737359361

Vemula, Dadri ki sachchai saamne aayee .. tab aapke muh me bhi to dahi jama tha.. aur ye MP me congressi karwa rahe danga.. just FYIhttps://twitter.com/angryoungwoman/status/873378817737359361Â â€¦


i’ve seen his face somewhere. i think on some local porn site. https://twitter.com/msnindia/status/628517197271273472

Iski shakal dekhi hui lagti hai, shayad desi porn ke koi site par.https://twitter.com/msnindia/status/628517197271273472Â â€¦


come tomorrow after bathing. i haven’t won any lottery nor have i received any wrong number call. @humasqureshi

kal aana haan, mast naha dho ke aana, party,mereko koi lottery nahi lagi aur mere ko koi wrong no bhi nahi aaya @humasqureshi


she will kiss you @Ra_Biespic.twitter.com/d7KHcFed2w

ye degi tumko chummi @Ra_Biespic.twitter.com/d7KHcFed2w


brother @Atheist_Krishna, this @SarcastiCharm is a tough guy pic.twitter.com/MJFLG0w39r

bhai @Atheist_Krishna iss @SarcastiCharm launde me dum hai pic.twitter.com/MJFLG0w39r


yadav sir is on track. everyone hair to sir jadejaa. #indvspak

yadav ji on track . hail sir jadejaa .. :) #indvspak


you won’t see yourself if you look in the mirror at night. https://twitter.com/ashutosh83B/status/148817896771039232

Raat mein aaine mein dekho toh khud bhi nahi dikhoge sir jihttps://twitter.com/ashutosh83B/status/148817896771039232Â â€¦


@Alllahdin @KyaUkhaadLega where? i’ll exit and reach early.

@Alllahdin @KyaUkhaadLega Where? Jaldi nikal kar aajata hu


girl: the thought of marriage has come in heart, that’s why my mom has called you for tea. shakti shetty: will i get biscuits with tea?

Girl: Shayad meri shaadi ka khayal dil me aaya hai, isiliye mummy ne meri tumhe chai pe bulaya hai..

Shakti Shetty: Chai ke sath biscuits?


it’s good, we need women empowerment. and listen, please recharge my phone worth Rs. 100.

Achha hi hai, women empowerment chahiye. Aur suno...
Yaar mera recharge karo do yaar 100 rupye ka


amitabh bachchan: “want to do commentary. will have to learn”. arun lal: “bitch please!”

Amitabh Bachchan:"Commentary karni hai. Seekhna toh padega"

Arun Lal:"Bitch please!"


@roshd beer pitcher is still left my friend.

@roshd Beer pitcher abhi baaki hai mere dost.


@Ra_Bies when the love bug bites in the butt, then tears convert to words and spam the twitter timeline.

@Ra_Bies woh pyar ka keeda jab pichwaade mein kaat ta hai, tab ashru shabd bankar twitter timeline spam karte hai.


@babagkaghanta @Alllahdin @anpadh00 @retardedwriter @MeetUunngLee my life is successful today, bless me.

@babagkaghanta @Alllahdin @anpadh00 @retardedwriter @MeetUunngLee jeewan safal huwa hai aaj, aashirwad dijiye


people can’t make omelette even after watching on youtube.https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/839809165279256576

Yahan YouTube par dekh kar omelette nahi bana paate log.https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/839809165279256576Â â€¦


rohit sharma showing his true colour. #Ind vs nz

Rohit Sharma ji apna rang dikhate huye .. #Ind vs NZ


iska throw main kholunga hahaha too good


@SAfridiOfficial gone! thanks to allah, on such a turning pitch he was of no use.

@SAfridiOfficial gone ... !!!! Thanks to ALLAH itni turning pitch per us ka koi kaam bhi nahin tha :)


shan’s kick is awesome. he dishonoured udbilao.

shan ki kick to awesome hai yaar .  .  udbilao ki tashreef uda di .  .  :d


@Paaaaayu apply jk wall putty on the walls of home.

@Paaaaayu Ghar ki deewaro par lagaye JK wall putty


@raggedtag leave it, it’s the same thing.


@coolfunnytshirt : . @ArvindKejriwal one is challenging the pakistan government and the other is challenging the delhi government. is it true?

RT @coolfunnytshirt : . @ArvindKejriwal one is challenging the Pakistan govt & the other is challenging the Delhi govt .. is it true ?


@SugarSad_ is behaving weirdly. and i’m like, i have many problems still i’m coping up.

@SugarSad_ sab ajeeb behave kare haiÃ°Å¸ËœÅ n i m like meri bhi zindagi mein problem hai but still i m coping up


@i_fattimaayyy  i’m lost in your love after seeing your display picture. other countrymen are watching match.

.@i_fattimaayyy main toh tumhare pyaar mein gum hogaya hu DP dekh kar, baaki deshwale match dekh rahe hai.


“Hello. is sir amit shah at home” pic.twitter.com/yrI5TjZOOS

"Hello.. Amit Shah Sahab ghar pe hai.."pic.twitter.com/yrI5TjZOOS


@byomkesbakshi but now the season of mangoes is about to arrive @iamGunjanGrunge @iridebikegear

@byomkesbakshi hahaha.. Par ab to aam ka mausam aane wale hai @iamGunjanGrunge @iridebikegear


i’ve done this a lot of times! but every time i got a slap!

bhut baar kiya hai ye !  but har baar chapet mili thi !


i need 4 large pegs. let the world burn.

Need 4 large pegs of bhaad mein gayi duniya.


_/\\_ must have felt light as a bird eh ...


@LeftArmOver_ you have watermarked also. you will find and kill

@LeftArmOver_ watermark bhi kar diye ho. Dhund ke marega


@iamGunjanGrunge i’ve got new supply. first say ‘you are the best in the world’

@iamGunjanGrunge naya maal aaya hai.. Pehle bol 'bhai tu world best bhai hai'


whether ovisey supports the musalmano saying wrong thing or not. why did he lie?

Galt baat ke muslmano kai khilaf ovisey ka sath de na de.....galt q bola...?


Tu unke muh par thepla maar, mirchi ke saath


@Ojasism  sometime even we would be celebrity. after 10-12 years.

@Ojasism  hum bhi kabhi celeb banenge. 10-12 saal ke baad


this guddu is amazing. he is a nice person.

gazzab yaar ye guddu bhi na ekdum mast banda hai :)


he is totally different. brother salman.

bhai ki bat hi alag hai. . .sb se hat k. . .bhai salman. . .


but it’s a nice display picture. you’re looking like a girl!

Magar achhi DP hai, chaava lag raha hai!


@Being_Humor @iPoonampandey this has already been done

@Being_Humor @iPoonampandey ye ho chuka hai :-/


@premlata_rai @Dishasatra how happy you look, laughing together. Stay happy always

@premlata_rai @Dishasatra kitne khush lag rahe ho tum dono, aapas mein has kar. Khush raho hamesha


#modiji please take note of #petrol and of #GST more than bullet train right now in India are more important daily 3/4

#modiji Zara gour kijiye #petrol ke baare me or #GST ke bare "me bullet train se zyada Abhi India me or zyada zaruri hai jo roz marrati 3/4


Heartfelt wishes for Mahashivratri. Hail Lord Shiva. [D. S. Rai]

Mahashivratri ki hardik mangalkamnayen . JAI SHIVSHANKAR [ D . S . Rai ]


@scratchysingh even I am crying in the same sadness brother

@scratchysingh min issi gam mein ro rah hu bhai


in 27 hours i know if i'm gonna see the boys live on may 1st !!  oh my god i'm so scared for tomorrow!

in 27 hours i know if im gonna see the boys live on may 1st !  !  omgg im sooo scared for tomorrow !


@GovtOfIndia_ should soon take action against universities like #JNU. We don't want a university that shouts anti national slogans

@GovtOfIndia_ Ko jald hi #JNU kesi university ke khilaf action Lena chahiye nahi chahiye university jaha desh virodhi nare lagte h


@mainbhiengineer haha. Where, friend. This time Fantasy went very bad. It is getting better than the last 3-4 matches. What tips can I give you?

@mainbhiengineer haha. Kahan yaar. Is bar to bahut bekar gaya Fantasy. Last 3-4 match se thoda thik hua hai. Kya tips du.


@Insane_chorri we will bid you farewell by showing Bajrangi Bhaijaan

@Insane_chorri Bajrangi Bhaijaan dikhwa ke vida karenge


Sir pls kaise aapse contact kare batana pls ????


“Do anything but don't rain” - South Africans #NzvSA

"Kuch bhi kijo bas baarish na kijo" - South Africans #NZvSA


Simar has turned into an ant here and you all are still concerned with Sansa’s death? Where is your  patriotism? Disgraceful. #SasuralSimarKa

Simar makkhi ban gayi hai aur tum logon ko Sansa ki maut ki padi hai?
Desh prem kahan hai tumhara?
Disgraceful.
#SasuralSimarKa


@CopyWalaTweet really, I am feeling ashamed


@Atheist_Krishna This photo has been used to embarrass me a thousand times :( @BolshoyBooze @Ra_Bies

@Atheist_Krishna Is photo ka istemal hazar bar mujhe jaleel karne ke liye ho chuka hai :( @BolshoyBooze @Ra_Bies


#CompleteTheLyrics Even I became a lover, for the first time…

#CompleteTheLyrics
Min bhi aashiq yaar hua, pehli baar hua...


@MikaSingh brother, just let it be. By your account, you are a better singer than Arijit Singh

@MikaSingh bhai tu rehne de. Tere hisab se to tu arijit singh se better singer hai.


Friends, #GST ..... has already become applicable. your support or opposition does not matter.. ad yes... I ALSO SUPPORT #GST

Doston #GST..... lagoo ho gya hai .aap support kare ya na kare ab koi fark padnewala NH hai..aur han... I ALSO SUPPORT #GST


@LoKarDi_RT haha. Ubhar ubhar ke bahar aa rahi hai


Happy Mahashivratri Status For Whatsapp: Shiv's glory is non perishable Shiv does salvation for all It is Bhole's graciousness ... http://t.co/vv205SFeyR

Happy Mahashivratri Status For Whatsapp : Shiv Ki Mahima Aprampar Shiv Hai Karte Sabka Uddhar Kripa Bhole Ki Sa ... http://t.co/vv205SFeyR


@someUSER cough cough someone is going to germany on november 30 ... oh i really envy you :) http/URL

@someUSER cof cof~ someone is going to germany on november 30  .  .  . oh i really envy you :) http/URL


@Atheist_Krishna I will have to live like this till the time I have friends like you

@Atheist_Krishna jab tak tere jaise dost hai aise hi guzarni padegi.


We had to buy cassettes for mario, bomber man, road fighter and duck hunt ... and even contra !!

mario ,  bomber man ,  road fighter and duck hunt .  .  .  contra tak ke liye ek alag cassette lena padta tha !  !


RT @DesiOptimystic : @rahulroushan My sources tell me that Arvind Kejriwal and Rahul Gandhi had a secret meeting with Rajdeep and Barkha to


She: Please get me nine lakhs oh my lover
He: *gets Rs.9 lakh worth necklace*
She: Didn't you get any other design?

She: Mujhe nau lakh ka manga de re oh saiyya deewane
He: *gets Rs.9 lakh worth necklace*
She: Doosri design nahi mili kya?


Neem leaves are bitter
Imaad Hassan is …… !

#MatchNaara #IndvPak

Neem ka patta kadwa hai
Imad Hassan ......  hai!

#MatchNaara #IndvPak


It doesn't matter if you don't get water at your home or the tank doesn't get filled, but please pay the tax.

Tumhare ghar mein paani na aaye aur tanki na bhare koi problem nahi, magar tax zaroor bhariyega.


By Allah's grace 2.3k comments and likes are 33,966 great bhai's film is of 300 crores

Mashallah 2.3k comments and likes r 33,966 great 300 crores hai bhai ki film kai


@SaakshiSRawat @vine did aliens come, jaadoo

@SaakshiSRawat @vine aliens aya kya jaadoo


"News - Djokovic spotted with Deepika"
Ranbir:
Siddharth Mallya:
Ranveer:
Yuvraj - I had told you earlier, you didn't understand

"News - Djokovic spotted with Deepika"
Ranbir:
Siddharth Mallya:
Ranveer:
Yuvraj - Pehle hi bataya tha,  samajh nahi aaya tumlogon ko


Respected Sir you are great, Will you only tour the country or think about the country's children too, How poor are we, Please have mercy sir

Sir ji you r great,Ap sirf bidesh Bhraman korenge ya Desh Ki bachhe ko v khayal rakhenge,Kitna garub hai hum log,Diya koro sahab


@indiantweeter this conversation went to a very different dimension, but it's okay!

@indiantweeter ye bahot hi alag dimesnion par chali gayi baat, magar theek hai!


Dharam brother himself has two religions, sikh as well as muslim

Dharam paaji ke khud do dharam hain, sikh bhi aur musalman bhi.


Film is coming so stutterer has come to sanity .. Still we will #BoycottDilwalehttps://twitter.com/abpnewstv/status/677097452093091842

Film aane wali hai to hakla aa gaya line pe.. Still we will #BoycottDilwalehttps://twitter.com/abpnewstv/status/677097452093091842


.@Atheist_Krishna Forgive me sorry .. boys make mistakes pic.twitter.com/modNSVsnoJ

.@Atheist_Krishna Gustakhi maaf kardo.. Ladko se galti ho jaati haipic.twitter.com/modNSVsnoJ


@friendlii_ghost don't scare me by showing modi's photo

@friendlii_ghost modi ki photo dekh ke dara mat


LOL @retardedwriter's salary got deposited today.
Just saying.

LOL @retardedwriter ki salary deposit huwi hai aaj.
Just saying.


@Atheist_Krishna rest these two ate away pic.twitter.com/p0wWD8n3q0

@Atheist_Krishna baki ye dono kha gayepic.twitter.com/p0wWD8n3q0


@Being_Humor LOL! And they look at Fornication in a different way

@Being_Humor LOL! Aur ye fornication ko ek alag andaaz se dekhte huwe


Yes. And as a  gift also got an award for each other. No expenses of feeding the guests too. Best place to marry. https://twitter.com/RahulA148/status/696385213547425792

Haan. Aur gift me ek dusre ko award bhi mil gaya. Baaratiyo ka khane ka bhi kharcha nahi. Best place to marry.https://twitter.com/RahulA148/status/696385213547425792


RT @AAPDelhiFeeds : Najafgarh - MLA , Kailash Gahlot inspects water pipeline being laid in Jai Vihar . https://t.co/ORikOObuVw


Will do anything for RTs stupid ~ @JasleenKaur89

RTs ke liye saala kuch bhi karega ~ @JasleenKaur89


brother you don't have an answer. awesome friend.


aunty needs a young boy but is confused. guys ..

aunty ko jawan ladka chahiye bht confuse h  .  guys  .  .


@Sand_In_Deed you will even find god if you look for him

@Sand_In_Deed dhundo se to bhagwaan bhi mil jata hai bhai


RT @aaanupriyaaa : #IndvsPak 😂😂 true that .. what more do you want idiots ! https://t.co/3gixs2NqiD

RT @aaanupriyaaa : #IndvsPak 😂😂 true that .. or kya chaiye salo tumhe ! https://t.co/3gixs2NqiD


Intolerance hasn't increased, hunger for attention has increased.

Intolerance nahi badha hai, attention paane ki hawas badhi hai.


@shashi_ks brother these are rich peoples' tantrums


@KhanMobeena How strange is the quest of crimes #Iqbal ..! People even read the Namaaz in a hurry for doing #gunaah again ..!

@KhanMobeena Kitni Ajeeb hai Gunaaho ki Justuju #Iqbal ..! Namaaz bhi jaldi main padtey hain log phir se #gunaah karne k liye ..!


so good friend . . . you refreshed all memories . . . .

so good yar  .  .  .  sari yada taja kar di  .  .  .  .


F . Leag Worker Faqeer ismail soomro's nephew has passed away, funeral prayers at 11 am will be held in Goth Agham wasan ( near khaskhali water )

F . Leag Worker Faqeer ismail soomro k bhatije ka intiqal ho gaya hai , nimaz janaza 11 : am Ko Goth Agham wasan ( near khaskhali water ) Me hogi ,


@narendramodi Sir please do one more #SurgicalStrike, some attention will get diverted from #PakWinCT 2017.

@narendramodi Sir ab ek aur #SurgicalStrike karwa dijiye thoda attention divert ho jaayega #PakWinCT 2017 se .


@iamGunjanGrunge you know what has to be said..

@iamGunjanGrunge Tujhe pata hai kya bolna hai..


@tweeting_pal no just like that wanted to see your condition live @aajtak

@tweeting_pal nahi aise hi dekhna hai aapka live haal  @aajtak


@EngineeRoholic stop it Gogi, will you make me cry now?

@EngineeRoholic bas kar Gogi, rulayega kya?


Means you will not go to see the film brother? https://twitter.com/kamaalrkhan/status/715592967222923264

Matlab tu film dekhne nahi jayega bhai ? https://twitter.com/kamaalrkhan/status/715592967222923264


@ra_bies lol even before that I had a similar thought https://twitter.com/WatDaDuck_/status/605942145040543744
who's next? :D

@ra_bies lol usse bhi pehle mujhe kuchh aisa hi khayal aaya tha https://twitter.com/WatDaDuck_/status/605942145040543744
agla kaun? :D


We are getting cannabis there only pic.twitter.com/wgdiQHPvKs

Udhar mil rahi hai bhaang pic.twitter.com/wgdiQHPvKs


udbilaao ..  wow heard that after many days .  .  my grandma used to call me that

udbilaao .  .  wow bahut din baad yeh suna hai .  .  my grandma used to call me that


Dr Kumar Vishwas: "Some used to say lover.. Some used to say crazy.."
Audience:pic.twitter.com/xJ8Cl5LxW6

Dr Kumar Vishwas: "Koi deewana kehta hai.. koi pagal samajhta hai.."
Audience:pic.twitter.com/xJ8Cl5LxW6


Me: Let's do some stormy today.

Mom: Fill the water bottles and keep them in the fridge.

Me: Aaj kuch toofani karte hai.

Mom: Pani ki bottles bhar ke fridge mein rakh de.


Ask for love we'll give life, ask for milk we'll give porridge, ask for Kashmir we'll tear you

Pyar mangi to Jaan dengi,milk mango to kher dengi,agaar Kashmir mangi to chir dengi.


@imcomplicated__black black hair cheeks fair fair

@imcomplicated__ kaale kaale baal gaal gore gore