by this #Notebandi, the common man and farmers are destroyed by standng in queue ! now,#IncomeTax people are irritating innocent people by sending them notice.

YE #Notebandi se aam Kisan & Public ko line me laga k tabah kiya ! Ab #IncomeTaxwale nirdosh logo ko BHI notice bhej k tang kar RAHE ???


@Atheist_Krishna don't fight. we have this for everyone @DSatanHunterpic.twitter.com/zejrR0L1oa. twitter . com /30 gdFJuiTT

@Atheist_Krishna lado mat.. sabke liye hai hamare paas @DSatanHunterpic.twitter.com/zejrR0L1oa


rahul gandhi is telling jokes at some laughter club wearing @coolfunnytshirt. people are laughing just by looking at him . #WhereIsRahul

Rahul Gandhi @coolfunnytshirt pehen k kisi Laughter club me Jokes sunane gaye hai . Log unhe dekh ke hi has dete hai . #WhereIsRahul


hey, the light has come. i am first time so delighted by the light #INDvsSA

oyeeeee Light Aaaagai ... pehli baar light aane ki itni khushi hui hai BC #INDvsSA


not sure yet whether friday or saturday. i will update you till tomorrow evening when i will reach home.

Ab tak not sure, Fri ya Sat. Kal ghar pahonch kar shaam tak update karta hu


she: don't go my badshah by breaking one promise for another promise. he: i will come back,  i am leaving my underwear here.

She: Tu na ja mere baadshah ek vaade ke liye ek vaada tod ke
He: Main wapas aaunga, jaaraha hu main yaha chaddi apni chhod ke


@farziketweet brother she is challenging you. @Sly_Chokri

@farziketweet Bhai tujhe challenge kar rahi hai ye @Sly_Chokri


even though thwy hate each other, the name of their group is "family".

Nafrat karte hai ek dusre se aur group ka naam rakhenge "Family".


@AmitShah_BJP even mr. nitish can't stop himself from failure. #ModiJeetaoNitishBhagao

@AmitShah_BJP Nitish jee ko harne se ab khud Nitish jee bhi nahi rok sakte  #ModiJeetaoNitishBhagao


@iamGunjanGrunge hahaha.. thank you brother.


@someUSER happy 16th birthday rella  .  get drunk for me frl  .  enjoy your day &amp


money were found in father's pocket only.


#WhereIsRahul trending @1 rahul- oh nice.  you all are remembering me now. at the time of election everyone was like, ' rahul has eaten candybar, this time modi government.

#WhereIsRahul trending @1 Rahul-Accha ji aaj meri badi yaad aa rahi hai ... Election k time to Rahul ne khayi CandyBar abki baar ModiSarkar ..


@Bacardidevi what ma'am? please don't say such things. we are not a celeb. we are just passing time here. @lady_gabbar

@Bacardidevi kya maam pls aisi baate na kare.. Hum koi celeb veleb nahi hai.. Bas yaha TP kar rahe hai :) @lady_gabbar


@Atheist_Krishna smarty pants, stop. just let the chaos go in some time, there is going to blast.

@Atheist_Krishna Hoshiyaar Chaddi .. Ruk ja.. thodi bheed kam ho jaane de.. ekdum dhamaka hone wala hai


*rahul gandhi to speak on net neutrality today* founders of internet: oh god. why didn't to pick us up before we saw this.

*Rahul Gandhi to speak on Net Neutrality today*

Founders of Internet: hey bhagwaan.. Ye din dikhane se pehle hume utha kyu nahi liya


@Prachi_licious why? are you home? has wedding done?

@Prachi_licious kashala? Ghari parat tu? Lagna sampla?


tu aur bhai ki line kaat de  @huh_watnow


pakistani's khushi is directly propotional to india's defeat.today let them burst the crackers #CWC15 #IndvsSA

Pakistani ' s khushi is directly propotional to India's defeat â˜º ðŸ˜€ SA walo aj na phorne dena inko phatake ðŸ˜‰ðŸ˜¬ #CWC15 #IndvsSA


@chatpatidiary then from where when beated doesn't harm head?

@chatpatidiary to kahan sar maarne se sar par nahi lagti?


haha. you are also with them! brother it's superdance. @ROFLaaLa yes disha has ordered this.

haha tu bhi hai saath mein! Super dance bhai! @ROFLaaLa haan Disha se mangwaya


@dna @AnushkaSharma @NayandipRakshit this man is very lucky#Sultan

@dna @AnushkaSharma @NayandipRakshit yeh banda bahut kismat wala he #Sultan


@ArvindKejriwal your car got stolen in the day time now at least take care of the government #delhipollution

@ArvindKejriwal ji car toh din rat chori "hogai atleast Sar-Kar toh smabhal ke rakhna. #delhipollution


gst has come but now also sleep won't come.

GST to aagaya lekin neend abhi bhi nahi aani.


egypt's morsi gets red carpet welcome in iran: tehran,  aug 29: egypt's mohamed morsi is in iran for the first visit. http/URL

egypt's morsi gets red carpet welcome in iran: tehran ,  aug 29: egypt's mohamed morsi is in iran for the first visit .  .  .  http/URL


@PagluPiggu haha. tell him to go and watch pogo.

@PagluPiggu haha.. unse kehdo jaa kar pogo dekhe


rt @hankypanty : #Sultanteaser is quite cool. sallu as a north indian with swag and mustache. basically , chulbul pandey in underwear. https :

RT @hankypanty : #SultanTeaser is quite cool . Sallu as a North Indian . With swag . And , moonch . Basically , Chulbul Pandey in a chaddi . https :


keep this. this will fulfill your wish. pic.twitter.com/RUEggEJTJF

ye lo...aapki murad poori kar dete hain :)pic.twitter.com/RUEggEJTJF


@hitennarendra bwahahaa .. Waqt hote hi shuru ho jaana


just got bel ami from the redbo. so that is what i will be watching tonight or tomorrow .

just got bel ami from the redbox .  .  .  . so that is what i will watching tonight ,  or tomorrow .


@Gurmeetramrahim #BlockBusterMSG father, thousands of wishes of mahashivratri to you too, thank you father, keep me in your shelter.

@Gurmeetramrahim #BlockBusterMSG PitaJi , Aap Ko Bhi Mahashivratri ki Lakh Crore Badhai , Thank You PitaJi , Hame Apni Sharan Me hi Rakhna


@retardedwriter let it go. say hail mother goddess.

@retardedwriter chhodiye Jai Mata di boliye


laughing out loud! dear i wish to get a girl like neha.


@Atheist_Krishna photoshop my picture like this.

@Atheist_Krishna meri bhi karde aisi pic photoshop


@virendra1602 someone said this in council of states.

@virendra1602 Kisi ne Rajya Sabha main Ye bola hai ... :)


Pakistan lost because it's roza. otherwise they have never lost in front of india in any big competition.  #INDvPAK

Pakis lost because it's roza. Warna ye toh koi bhi bade competition mein India ke saath kabhi nahi haari hai.  #INDvPAK


@BabaFirki did you start drinking alcohol?

@BabaFirki tu daaru pina chaalu kar diya? :-O


proud to be an indian. today our team has saved honor of a woman ( Qundeel Baloch ) it is better to burst crackers than seeing this bed.#IndvsPak

Proud To Be An INDIAN Aaj Hamari Team Ne Ek Aurat Ki Izzat Bacha Li ( Qundeel Baloch ) is Khatiya Ko Dekne Se Accha Hai , Patake Fode #IndvsPak


@lady_gabbar we get it mother. sugar less. thank god.

@lady_gabbar We get it maatey. Chini kum. Bhagwan ka lakh lakh sugar hai.


free download !  adam freeland - morning sun (endymion bootleg) !  click on the link below &amp


yuck yuck yuck. the girls who think like this have really bad perspective, they should be kept in the home wearing hijab. spit on society.

Shi shi shi bahot hi gandi soch rakhti hai aisa sochne wali ladkiyan, inhe burkha pehna kar ghar mein hi rakhna chaiye. Thu on society.


may be you were busy. it is okay. i understand.

sayed app busy ho..kohi bat nhi hum samj te he


i think i have heard this story before. http://www.opindia.com/2015/06/the-sordid-tales-of-a-new-delhi-television-company/ … #Fiction #UnReal #Fakinghttps://twitter.com/Sanju_Verma_/status/768083388171362305 …

Yeh story suni hui lagti hai http://www.opindia.com/2015/06/the-sordid-tales-of-a-new-delhi-television-company/ … #Fiction #UnReal #Fakinghttps://twitter.com/Sanju_Verma_/status/768083388171362305 …


this format is really old and this is not called comparision, read it again.

abe ye format bohot purana ho chuka hai.. aur ise compare karna nahi kehte, read it again..


anyway at some time amita bacchan was there.

waise ek zamaane mein Amita Bachhan bhi the.


obma fails to unite us,  he divides us by sex , color , party , age ,  wealth. nevada's 1st latino governor votes early for romney , predicts gop win.

" obma fails 2unite us ,  he divides us by sex ,  color , party , age ,  wealth nevada's 1st latino governor votes early for romney ,  predicts gop win "


#WhereIsRahul is trending No 1 on twitter worldwide . come on rahul, at least come now. people from 191 regions are looking for you.

#WhereIsRahul is trending No 1 on twitter worldwide . Common Rahul ab toh aa zao . Tumhe 191 mulko ke log dhoondh rahe hain


to beat you. https://twitter.com/Leeshbombb/status/703589387326648320 …

Tumhari maarne ke liye. https://twitter.com/Leeshbombb/status/703589387326648320 …


@Alllahdin what? @akhil_bits i can't say it like this.

@Alllahdin kyaaa? @akhil_bits ye nahi bol sakta aise </3


let anything happen. but today pakistanis should not burst crackers.

kuch bhi ho jaaye .  .  .  uss pakistan wale ke pataakhe nahi footne chaiye aaj  !  !


know your enemy. some people understand by talking and some by beating.

Know your enemy.
Kuch baaton se maante hai aur kuch sirf laaton se.


remember cupid at convocation last year with the bomb candy bar? if you liked that, you'll love next tuesday's tr http/URL

remember cupid at convo last year with the bomb candy bar ?  ?  if you liked that ,  you'll love next tuesday's tr http/URL


rt @RanaAyyub : we are togrther. #AugustaWestland https://t.co/ziv5JNgnDA

RT @RanaAyyub : Hum saath saath hain #AugustaWestland https://t.co/ziv5JNgnDA


i liked a @YouTube video from @zeemusiccompany https://t.co/vuy2mRQtxX this madness of mine | madness | aditya roy kapur , katrina kaif |

I liked a @YouTube video from @zeemusiccompany https://t.co/vuy2mRQtxX Yeh Fitoor Mera | Fitoor | Aditya Roy Kapur , Katrina Kaif |


@Mocksterr it is not for everyone @humasqureshi

@Mocksterr sab ke liye nahi hai :-/ @humasqureshi


rt @zarmenakhan3  todays' bad nwes is a boy's donkey run away from home. that boy was unable to find that donkey. Film =( search )

RT @zarmenakhan3 : Aaj k bad newsAik boy k donkey ghar chorh kar bhag gaii ,,,,, Larhka donkey talash karny m nakaam ,,, Film =( talash )


Pakistan's girl doesn't belong to anywhere.https://twitter.com/BDUTT/status/885545600808366082 …

Pakistan ki didi, ghar ki na ghat kihttps://twitter.com/BDUTT/status/885545600808366082 …


@ArvindKejriwal sir there is christmas and new year's eve coming in next few days, ban the crackers now. what in punjas haryana in the last momend . #SupremeCourtOfIndia #CJI #DelhiSmog #CrackerBan #AvoidFoggyNewYearInDelhi #delhipollution

@ArvindKejriwal "sir kuch dino baad X-Mus aur NewYear eve hai..Abhi se patake ban kr "do last moment me Punjab Haryana ko kosna .. #SupremeCourtOfIndia #CJI #DelhiSmog #CrackerBan #AvoidFoggyNewYearInDelhi #delhipollution


true promise #Satya vachan.( y ) salute and hats off mithun daa . in your words , what news what news what newshttp://t.co/V7EPdmEe6H

Satya vachan #Satya vachan ......... ( Y ) Salute and hats off Mithun daa ... In your words .... KYA BAAT KYA BAAT KYA ... http://t.co/V7EPdmEe6H


they could never reach the last 9999999 game. mario used to get repeated all the time.

kabhi last 9999999 game tak nahi ja seke , mario repeat hota tha bhut baar:-d


watching this drew peterson movie on lifetime just to spark conversation in miss mapes class tomorrow @someUSER @someUSER


i swear! we will spread the virus of honesty, i really wish to see people in the government office actuall working http://t.co/xDPeKXIhIY

Kasam se ! aisa imandari ka virus felayenge , bahut mann hai sarkari office mein logon ko kaam karte dekhne ka .. http://t.co/xDPeKXIhIY


anushka went to sydney to watch virat's 1 run. this is what true love is

anushka virat ka 1 run dekhne k liye india se sydney tak chali aayi .  .  .  this is what true luv is :p


@Champ_Nikk bihar has woken up. this time modi government.#GoodByeNitishKumar

@Champ_Nikk Jaag utha hai Bihar..Abki baar Modi sarkaar  #GoodByeNitishKumar


@Nomadic_Soul_ so what? hermione granger is too a kid

@Nomadic_Soul_ to kya hua? Hermione granger bhi bachi hi hai


ok then i should go to sleep, i have office tomorrow.

accha i should sleep , kaal office hai :(


happy birthday mother! the sun is shining bright today. i miss you always .  love ,  daniela  " rella "  laughing out loud http/URL

happy birthday mom !  the sun is shining bright today :) .  i miss you always .  love ,  daniela  " rella "  lol xo http/URL


all the suspense vanishes after attaching cassatte.

saara suspense khatam ho jaata tha  ,  cassette laga kar .  .  .  .  poppat .  .  .  .  .


@c_aashish right left. everyone will play turn by turn.

@c_aashish right left. Sab baari baari se bajate hain.


@Ra_Bies some vision has your wait. where are you? this heart is desperate today.#YesImDrunk

@Ra_Bies kisi nazar ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai, kahan ho tum ke ye dil bekarar aaj bhi hai #YesImDrunk


waiting brother. how much more will you make me wait.

Waiting bhai.. Aur kitna intezar karoyege


shit dear. i couldn't sweep clean.- AK#AAPSweep #AAPStorm #DelhiDecides #dillikiski

Shit Yaar ... clean sweep nahi kar paya- AK .. #AAPSweep #AAPStorm #DelhiDecides #dillikiski


listening to @Rishiji https://t.co/CtcvAvAbdk #HappyMahaShivratri happy mahashivratri !

Listening to @Rishiji https://t.co/CtcvAvAbdk #HappyMahaShivratri Mahashivratri ki hardik shubhkaamnaye !


hehehehei used to this all the time. hats off faisal brother.

hehehehe mai hamesa yhi krta tha  .  .  . hats off faisal bhai  .  .  . :)


dear in our school teachers used to send monitor or some good kid to bring chalks and they used to come in 2 minutes.

yaar humare school mein monitor ya ache bache ko chalk lane send karte the jo 2 mins mein aa jate the .  .  .


here people are dying daily and our respected prime minister is joking in the show. this is a scam - Kejru https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/799983561793077248

"Yahan roz logo ki maut ho rahi hai, aur hamare adharniye pradhan mantri waha show me jaake mazaak kar rahe hai yehi to scam hai" - Kejruhttps://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/799983561793077248 …


@Bhoolwerine what happened? i do not see any tweet now.

@Bhoolwerine what happened? mujhe to abhi koi tweet dikha nahi


@tweeting_pal people call me nav lovingly.

@tweeting_pal pyaar se log mujhe nav bulate hai


@Bunny0_o laughing out loud.look carefully. pinned tweets keep changing.

@Bunny0_o lol dhyaan se dekho pinned tweets change hoti hai


@someUSER hi ashley, my country, south korea like the us will be the presidential election on december 19.

@someUSER hi ashley ,  my country , south korea like the us will be the presidential election on december 19 ^^


Constipated: doesn't come doesn't come doesn't come. ravish: didn't win didn't win didn't win.
 #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

Constipated: aati nahi aati nahi aati nahi

Ravish: Jaati nahi Jaati nahi Jaati nahi

 #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


@akshaykanitkar haha! finally a card which really came in use.

@akshaykanitkar HAHA! Aakhir koi card jo sach mein kaam aaya bhai!


this person has come from some different hole.https://twitter.com/afc_mercury/status/882490633549619200 …

Ye bhaisaab kisi aur chhed se nikle hai.https://twitter.com/afc_mercury/status/882490633549619200 …


@amreekandesi sir wear helmet if you are going on bike.

@amreekandesi Sir ji bike se jaoge toh Hamet pehen ke jaana.


new york times. laughing out loud.  brother save your drowning ship .https://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/844979794932465664 …

New York Times. Lol.
Khudki naiyya jo doob ragi hai usse sambhaal lo bhai.https://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/844979794932465664 …


you have sent really bad team nawaz brother. is this world cup or a joke! #IndvsPak #PakvsInd http://t.co/37pT8WfjR0

Kya nawaz bhai kaisi team bheji hai ? World cup hai ya mazaak ! #IndvsPak #PakvsInd http://t.co/37pT8WfjR0


@LoKarDi_RT this is your maturity.#respect

@LoKarDi_RT yeh aap ka badappan hai #respect


rt @probir2011 : wooohooo the runmachine @imVkohli brother has shut everyone's mouth. fantastic 50#BleedBlue #IndvsPak #ICCWorldT20 https://tâ€¦

RT @probir2011 : Wooohooo the Runmachine @imVkohli bhaiya Aaj Sab ko chup karadiya â˜º Fantastic 50 ðŸ† #BleedBlue #IndvsPak #ICCWorldT20 https://tâ€¦


brother the new note of 500 is out. @MrMrRajneesh

bhai 500 ka naya note nikla hai.. @MrMrRajneesh


the reason for breaking of the hand is a secret.

Haath kis wajah se toota se .. ye gopniya hai


rajiv gandhi hasn't written his will. that is why till 2014 everything he belogs was given to his mother, wife, and his kids.#RememberingRajiv

Rajiv Gandhi ne apni will nahin ki thi. Isliye 2014 tak cheezen unki maa, biwi aur bachchon ke naam ho rahi thi #RememberingRajiv


salman sir the small town have the reqirement of your 'being human' trust. please, help them as much as possible. and bajrangi brothe may win.

salman sir apke being human trust ki small cities me bhi requirement hai ..pls. jitni jyada ho sake utne logo ke madad kejiye....and BAJRANGI BHAIJAAN Ki JAI HO.


everyone is mental here. okay, keep going.


he brought his friend today to a women's salon for haircut. he had to pay 500.twitter.com/iq4EqiYMx2

dost ke baal katwane use ladkiyo wale saloon me le aaya.. aaj to mast kata iska 500 rs ka pic.twitter.com/iq4EqiYMx2


@lady_naarad you laugh so much. your lungs will burst.

@lady_naarad Kitni hasti hai. Phempde phat jaayenge.


maazya saathi yeu shakat nahi tu itthe Archi?


they are so intellectual people. they talk to you according to your level.

bade intellectual log hai yaar, aapke level par aakar baat karte hai ye.


i am a small guy.thank you for reply, otherwise you block other people.https://twitter.com/Rohinisgh/status/695826047854444544 …

Hum to chhote aadmi hai ji. Thanks for reply, warna aap to auron ko block karti hain ;) https://twitter.com/Rohinisgh/status/695826047854444544 …


anyway you have no achievement.  #GST #Demonetisation #petrolpricehike #Unemployment

Waise bhi achievement to aapki koi hai nahi #GST #Demonetisation #petrolpricehike #Unemployment


left uttarpradesh, punjab, goa and uttrakhand election. #BringBackMahi #Dhoni

daye UP " Punjab " Goa aur Uttrakhand election ... #BringBackMahi #Dhoni


public are standing in queue in modi government. free data, cheap two wheeler look beyond  ? #bs3 #jioprime #DeMonetisation #GST

Modi raj me public line me lag ke khub maze kat rahi hai Free "data sasti 2 wheelar aage dekho aur kya? #bs3 #jioprime #DeMonetisation #GST


brother, bye. this is gurgaon. https://twitter.com/DaOriginalSinna/status/897080313477595137 …

Bhaibye Gurgaon Hai. https://twitter.com/DaOriginalSinna/status/897080313477595137 …


when a punjabi girl shows her true colours then this happens.#IndvAus

Jab punjaban apni pe aati hai to ye hota hai. #IndvAus


sir @spgrpgorakhpur i apologise if i have done something wrong. i am scared they are following me.

Sir @spgrpgorakhpur koi bhool chuk hogayi hobtoh maafi, follow kar liya darr lag raha hai


rich guy: i have Glen, JD, Black Label, Dewars hai. what do you have? poor guy: i have, i have old monk. # FTW

Rich Guy: Mere paas Glen hai, JD hai, Black Label hai, Dewars hai. Tumhare paas kya hai?
Poor Guy: Mere paas, mere paas...Old Monk hai.
#FTW


@bugShutter @WohFilmyLadki that was the joke brother.

@bugShutter @WohFilmyLadki Wahi toh joke tha bhai


@RoflGandhi_ brother why don't you port from airtel after all this? abhishek bachchan is not advertising idea now.

@RoflGandhi_ itna hone ke baad bhi airtel se port kyu nahi kar lete dada ?? Idea ka ad ab abhishek bachchan nahi kar raha ..!!


this means from today, cleanliness has stopped and real things start. washing underwear has stopped and stealing boxers has started.

Matlab aaaj se swachh bandh aur sach shuru? Underwear dhona bandh, aur sach mein boxer churana shuru!


don't say this. i am not used to listen good things.

arre arre aise na bolo, achha sunne ki aadad nahi hai. :-)


@ImRaina hey will you wish Happy Mahashivratri all of us ?

@ImRaina Hey kya tum hum sabko Happy Mahashivratri wish karoge ? hhmm


by seeing speed of #c.m #yogi ,#Trump will feel ashamed #u.p

#c.m #yogi ji ka speed dekh kar to #Trump v sarma jaye #u.p


modi trust #UHF RT contry's narrator : Facts you should know about RailMinIndia #RailBudget2015 http://t.co/3hzxzx4wXr

ModiBharosa #UHF RT DeshKaSutradhar : Facts you should know about RailMinIndia #RailBudget2015 http://t.co/3hzxzx4wXr


@NavenduSingh_ she doesn't give you attention. you are still jalous. laughing out loud.

@NavenduSingh_ Woh to tujhe bhaav bhi nahi deti.  Teri ab tak jal rahi hai.. LOL


no one cares. https://twitter.com/shrustyle/status/632882660721868800 …

Kuch fork nahi padtahttps://twitter.com/shrustyle/status/632882660721868800 …


mukesh: neetu baby we will buy umpire  along with its family. Neetu: No I hate him still. mukesh: Okay, we will buy his town also.

Mukesh: Neetu baby iss umpire ko bhi khareed lenge uske khandan ke saath.
Neetu: No I hate him still
Mukesh: Ok uska gaon bhi khareed lenge


@Insomniac_Abhi @MeetUunngLee dear you won't approach Katrina Kaif directly, will you? girls get nervous for my brother.

@Insomniac_Abhi @MeetUunngLee yaar aap Katrina Kaif ko toh seedhe approach nahi karoge na? Nervous ho jaati hai ladkiyan mere bhai ke liye.


sunny deol - this is worker's hand kaatya. kejru- this has modi's involvement.

Sunny Deol - Ye mazdoor ka haath hai KAATYA
Kejru - Ismein MODI JI ka haath hai


adnan sami: lift me also. god: do you know your weight?

Adnan Sami: Mujhko bhi to lift kara de

God: Apna weight maloom hai?


@MissKhushiSen what's happening in  bigboss today?

@MissKhushiSen aaj kya chal raha hai bigg boss me waise?


@kachra_peti don't say anything to mandira.he will kill you. @Fussy_Ca

@kachra_peti Mandira ko kuch mat bol be.. Tujhe thok dega aake @Fussy_Ca


you could have written the summary simultaneously, i would have read it then and there.

saath mein summary bhi likh deti  .  .  .  wahi pad leta :-/ :-|


are you ready to celebrate the milk chocolate day tomorrow?

milk chocolate day is tomorrow .  are you ready to celebrate !  ?


@waglenikhil dickhead, read what's written once again.

@waglenikhil Lavde.. ek baar phir se pahd le kya likha hai


did nariv modi link his adhar card @UIDAI  just asking ? #PNBScam #PNBFraudCase # 3 SaalFailSarkar #ThursdayThoughts

Is Nirav Modi ne Aadhar link nahin kiya tha kya @UIDAI " just asking ? #PNBScam #PNBFraudCase # 3 SaalFailSarkar #ThursdayThoughts


@krazyfrog brother park your car aside. otherwise you will be charged.

@krazyfrog bhai sahab aap gaadi side main lagao. Aapka chalaan hoga.


#अगर_रविवार_नहीं_होता than how would we know that  Pandit Gangadhar Vidyadhar Mayadhar Omkarnath Shastri is  Shaktimaan.

#अगर_रविवार_नहीं_होता to hume kaise pata chalta ki Pandit Gangadhar Vidyadhar Mayadhar Omkarnath Shastri hi Shaktimaan hai


aaunty how did modi come in court's proceeding? have you got cut by kejriwal in the morning? https://twitter.com/karuna_madan/status/757466099285913600 …

aunty court ki proceeding me Modi ji kaha aa gaye.. subah subah kejriwal se katwa ke aayee ho kya https://twitter.com/karuna_madan/status/757466099285913600 …


" raw" " yuck say something else" " underwear" " yuck no" " hosary" " don't worry we will say panty"

"Kachchi"
"Chee aur kuch bolo"
"Underviyar"
"Chee nahin"
"Hosary"
"Koi nahin apan kachchi bolenge"


now they will teach to poop. https://twitter.com/chemistryvids/status/682409110000672769 …

Ab hagna bhi sikhayenge. https://twitter.com/chemistryvids/status/682409110000672769 …


10 game bhi badi mushkil se hoti thi .  .  .  baki sab repeat .  .  .  :d


students from delhi university have no work to do, first #JNU and after that gurmeher. this is youth.

delhi university walo ke paas koi kam hai ki nahi pehle #JNU ka kanhaiya phir gurmeher --- this is youth


@Lagharvaghar i had done it in the night, that why i did it.

@Lagharvaghar raat ko kiya tha isiliye kar diya


people have accepted kejariwal as chief minister, now it is just a matter of time.

kejriwal ko log cm maan chuke hai ,  sirf kuchh dino ki der hai .


rahul gandhi lands in delhi and says " the air here is very dirty."

Rahul Gandhi lands in Delhi and says "yahan ki air bahut gandhi hai".


@BhateKetan @UnSubtleDesi tomorrow when you'll be sober, your brain will work.@Joydas

@BhateKetan @UnSubtleDesi Kal jab daaru utregi.. Akal aa jaegi @Joydas


canada's prime minister is also kejariwal. https://twitter.com/EconomicTimes/status/709012421751377921 …

Canada ka PM bhi Kejriwal haihttps://twitter.com/EconomicTimes/status/709012421751377921 …


school has opened today onle, and he is gone. brother he is weird student.#RahulOnLeave

Aaj hi school khula aur shahjade saab gayab .... bhai gazab student hai . #RahulOnLeave


so confused .. it's sunday, what should we do?

So confused .. Sunday hai kya karna chahiye aaj


@MdRizwan4 @AnupamPkher @KHer vajpayee were really good prime ministers. i don't know about manmohan singh.

@MdRizwan4 @AnupamPkher @KHer vajpayee ji bahut hi achchhe prime minister they . Manmohan ji ka pata nahi .


problems and potty can come at anytime. https://twitter.com/Champ_Nikk/status/789160393365159936 …

Musibat aur tatti kabhi bhi aa sakti hai.. https://twitter.com/Champ_Nikk/status/789160393365159936 …


mother put some masala in the tea. i got really bored in that conference.

mummy tea mein masala daal dena is cnfsr ne paka diya  .  .  .  #boaring


i don't understand one thing. gags are from 90s but when match or a tv show comes, then that shifts to the present time, how? is ther any time machine?

mujhe ek baat samajh nahi aati .  gags 90s k hote hain but match or tv shows jab bhi aaate hain to present time main kaise shift ho jate hain .  koi time machine h kya .  .


@huh_watnow the love for winter of delhi is agonizing me, is keeping me awake all night.

@huh_watnow tadpaye tarsaaye re.. Saari raat jagaye re.. Pyaar tera.. Dilli ki sardi..


#Dhoni is different that is why he keeps giving us shock. forever captain of #TeamIndia feeling sad sir.

#Dhoni hatke hai isliye hameshaa aise jhatke deta hai ..... forever captain of #TeamIndia feeling sad ... sir


rohit sharma doesn't take a wicket, It'll be a blessing.

Rohit Sharma kisi ko run out na karwaye. Bahut bada ehsan hoga.


@sumeet_jnj this is the present condition, it's broken.

@sumeet_jnj ye hai presently, kharab hogaya


inspector chandramukhi chautala's assistant is gulgule. rt @baawraman expectations are open. bubbles are stubborn.

Inspector Chandramukhi Chautala ka assistant Gulgule hai..

RT @baawraman Armaan khule hain. Ziddi bulbule hain.


prajapati was trying to be husband of whole state. https://twitter.com/ANINewsUP/status/832504463646658560 …

Prajapati poore Praja ke Pati banne ki koshish mein the.https://twitter.com/ANINewsUP/status/832504463646658560 …


i'm here, tell me what you want to hear?


@narendramodi  you grow strong man, you groe patient.

@narendramodi Veer tum bade chalo.. Dheer tum bade chalo


@HathwalaThakur brother, you are one of a kind @Amit_smiling

@HathwalaThakur bhai ho to aisa  @Amit_smiling


whose negative vibes fell on ranbir kapoor? one by one, a bad film of his comes up these days.

Ranbir Kapoor ko kis ki nazar lag gai hai? Ek ke baad ek gande films de raha hai.


@premlata_rai @Atheist_Krishna aren't you ashamed of youselves?

@premlata_rai @Atheist_Krishna sharm ni aati tujhe? Sha


park your car aside and show the lisence https://twitter.com/CPMumbaiPolice/status/682548042097147904 …

Chal baazu la laav gaadi, lie-sense kaadhttps://twitter.com/CPMumbaiPolice/status/682548042097147904 …


@Choti_Daku you are highly depressed(sorrowful).

@Choti_Daku bahot hi taqleefadyak ho aap


@TweetErrant you are going to get the highest anyways.

@TweetErrant Sabse zyada tere hi nikalne hain


@huh_watnow even after being seperate, you are still there in me.

@huh_watnow Juda hoke bhi.. Tu mujh me kahi baaki hai


guddu brother, don't watch the television from such a close distance, might even get a spectales.

guddu bhai ,  itni pass se tv mat dekha kar ,  chasmis ho jayega :-d :-p


brother don't make me bored. you won't able to compete with @TrollKejri  @RoflGandhi_

bhai paka mat.. @TrollKejri Ka mukabla nahi kar paega tu @RoflGandhi_


@SritikaDhar @IScreamPunday piyu say yes. say yes to me.

@SritikaDhar @IScreamPunday Haan, kar de Piyu. Haam kar de mujhe


i am my own favourite, not even a strret watchman flirts with me though.

Main apni khud ki favorite hu, kyunki waise mujhe society ka watchman bhi nahi taadta.


rohan, you keep acting in the office till date.

rohan tu toh abi tak office mein acting karta hai .  .  .


oh yeah mom said do your stuff fast . have to go to new program afterwards

oh yeah mom said do your stuff jaldi .  new year ke program b aane hai aaj .  :'d


guddu is not in a state to stand up because something else has happend ! !

guddu khade rehne ki stithi me nahi hai kyunki kuch aur  "   "  ho gaya hai  !  !  :o :p :d hehehe rofl


modi has ensured that by #demonetization and #GST unthinkable rates, the poor will die #garib not remaining, then there will be no #garibi

Modi ne to ensure ker diya #demonetization aur #GST ke unthinkable rates se ki garib mer hi "jai na rahe #garib aur na rahegi #garibi


rt @KyaUkhaadLega : reporter : what will you say about poverty ? kv : when flour becomes wet , then apply it on face , like me !

RT @KyaUkhaadLega : Reporter : Gareebi ke baare mai kya kahenge ? KV : Jab gareebi main aata geela ho , to use muh pe laga le , meri tarah ! ht


@LoKarloUnfollow yes brother you are the top @NaughtyDew

@LoKarloUnfollow haan bhai tu topp hai @NaughtyDew_pic.twitter.com/jAO8Tchcsu


@MeeratTariq1 please do not laugh .. asked for this wish from my heart ! I want only one favor .. not too many !

@MeeratTariq1 hasso mat yaar .. bahut dil se maangi thi ye dua ! Sirf ek fawad chhaiye mujhe .. not too many ! :-)


in such times in front of guddu sharukh salman everyone is a failure

aise tym pe toh guddu k samne sharukh salman sab fail hai .  .  .  .  .


@LaliJogan37 today you shed the ocean of knowledge

@LaliJogan37 aaj gyaan ka sagar baha diya aapne


dandiya reminds of singlehood, more tears come.

dandiya se singlehood yaad aata hai, aur aansoo aajate hai. :'(


"A chataai for a chataai will give the world a uddan khatola" - Mahatma Alllahdin


@madhums_ @archi7194 apko bhi mahashivratri ki bahut bahut badhaiyan , may lord shiva bless all . Thnx .


@UddhhamSingh this is only jarvis for us


@ek_samosa_dena let us talk tomorrow please

@ek_samosa_dena kal baat karte hai bhai please


haha! Have a compulsion, will have to see


@Retributions we will also be traveling abroad

@Retributions hum bhi videsh yatra par jayenge


pretty good thursday night with @someUSER if only rivers would stop sucking so bad !  @qualcomm stadium

pretty good thursday night with @someUSER if only rivers would stop sucking so bad !  # @ qualcomm stadium http/URL


rt @kalakaaar : arrest sonakshi sinha for mimicking buffalo . why please write with a little thinking

RT @kalakaaar : Arrest sonakshi sinha for mimicking Buffalo . y " plz soch samajh k likha karo .


teacher madam @LaliJogan37 greetings of 20 thousand.. you have become a celebrity.. do not forget people like us

Teacher ji @LaliJogan37 20K ki badhai.. Celeb ban gayee ho.. Hum jaiso ko bhool mat jana


@ZeeNewsHindi old stats and records are of no use. That day whichever team, whichever player plays well will win.

@ZeeNewsHindi purane stats aur records koi kam k nahi hte.us din us match mein jo team jo player achcha khelega wohi jeetega .


@iamsrk_vraj yes now a days i am going to office only at night .. work is not much so i am having relaxed days

@iamsrk_vraj Haan ajkal main raat ko hi office jata hoon .. kaam bhi zyada nhi hota to sukun ke din guzar rha hun .. :P


sisodia: borther arvind.. Today aushotosh did tweets without making spelling mistake_x000D_
_x000D_
kejriwal: good good ? good days

Sisodia: Bhai Arvind.. Aaj Ashutosh ne tweet kiya bina spelling mistake kiye_x000D_
_x000D_
Kejriwal: Waah Waah.. Achche Dinpic.twitter.com/S1bcdz3u6W


friend, you came in the news .. ? huh .. story is good make a short film on it

yaar news mein aaya tha tu  .  .  .  ?  ?  ?  ?  huh  .  .  story achhi h short film bnwaa le ispe


garbage bin guddu brother in winter season did you not ring other people's bell and run ? if you ran then show brother

garbage bin guddu bhai thand ke mausam mein dusro ke ghar ki bell baja kar bhage nahi kya  ?  agar bhage to dikhao bhai :)


david letterman had an interesting show on monday . he is located in new york city . because of the hurricane he ...

david letterman had an interesting show on monday .  he is located in new york city .  because of the hurricane he .  .  .  http/URL


analysis: daniels made the right court pick: gov .  mitch daniels said friday he appointed tippecanoe county superior .  .  .  http/URL


england''s patel stakes test claim with century: mumbai: samit patel hit a century on thursday to make a strong  .  .  .  http/URL


yes the recording of four five episodes was done way back . it will be the last part of that. i also did not hear

haan bahut pehle recording ki thi 4-5 episodes ki. Ussi ka last part hoga Maine bhi suna nahin.


my mind was like a plain paper, wrote twelve thirteen names on it

Kora kaagaz tha ye mann mera, likh diya naam iss pe baara -tera.


sai hai na jo hai bst ha teri tarah todi looser kahin ka .  . deli walo ka kitna nuksan kya h tune loser , fenku .


@KapoorMaahi they are making joke of poor .... from where poor will bring money ... Complete money has been stolen by Indira and Rajiv Gandhi

@KapoorMaahi yeh gareeb ka majak bana rahe hai .... Gareeb kaha sei paisa layega ... saara paisa toe Indira and Rajiv Gandhi loot lete thei


guddu's multi-talent reading book while watching tv

guddu ka multi-talent tv ke ke sath-sath book pad rha hai .  .


modi has preferred country devout industrialists like tata and ambani instead of foreigners

5- videsi ki jagah ,  tata aur ambani jase desh bhakt uddyogpatiyo ko modi ji ne tarjih di


@WaggishMe very good, also mix some rose water

@WaggishMe very good, thoda sa gulab jal  bhi mila lena


exactly! very true! admin brings childhood memories

exactly !  very true !  bachpan ki yaade dilwate hi admin


mother is all the time reading grih-shobha

mummy har time grih-shobha hi pdhti rehtii hai  .  .  .  :p :d


come here children let us learn ____ of hindustan? do tilak to this soil this earth is of sacrifice. #HappyRepublicDay (fill in the blanks)

Aao bachho tumhe sikhaaye ____ Hindustan ki? Iss mitti se tilak karo ye dharti hai balidan ki. #HappyRepublicDay (Fill In The Blanks)


@tweeting_pal people will day something.. it is people's job to say something

@tweeting_pal kuch to log kahenge.. Logo ka kaam hai kehna


@mukkulsharma have never touched alcohol

@mukkulsharma bilkul daaru ko haath nahi lagai hai


piyushbhai aka @friendlii_ghost , bowed to amitabh bachchan. gujarati rites. #EkDinToGujaroGujaratMein

Piyushbhai aka @friendlii_ghost , bowed to Amitabh bachchan. Gujarati sanskar. #EkDinToGujaroGujaratMein


in this country if  more than #Rape laws #GST etc is important then what can happen.

Is desh me #Rape k Kanoon se jyada important #GST etc ho to kya ho sakta he.


If some work receives opposition instead of praising of the people, then that work is 100% right?. i support note ban

Agar kisi kaam ko logo ki prashansa ke bajaye bajaye virodh mile to wo kaam 100% sahi hai .... I Salute Notebandi


those who have no future, have an adventure.

Jinka koi future nahi hota, unka adventure hota hai.


can't understand ... in which language is it

samajh nahin aa rahin...kis language me hain.


@iamankursjain plans to celebrate birthday every day this year!

@iamankursjain iss saal roz b'day manaane ki sochi hai!


ramzaade are winning now there will be no ban on dj on #Holi

Ramzaade Jeet rahe hain " ab #Holi par DJ par ban nahi hoga 0


@Ra_Bies haha, you have made fun of people with accent. i do not live close to such girls

@Ra_Bies haha, ye accent walon ki jo tumne maari hai. Main toh nazdeek nahi rehta aise ladkiyon ke


delhiites have welcomed sri lankan players with smog.... #INDvSL #KingKohli #DelhiSmog

Sri Lankan Players ka Smog Se Swagat kiya hai Delhi walo ne.... #INDvSL #KingKohli #DelhiSmog


sitting out of the country in the morning, happiness in the country is less than pakistan, take its side. yayyay!

Subah subah desh se baahar baithkar desh mein happiness Pakistan se kam hai uski side lo. Yaayyy! https://twitter.com/geekinkuwait/status/844047722940252160?ÿƒ??


rt @rahaf_rifa : @TUTULSOTWE happy birthday baby its 12.07 am in bangladesh love you a lot : you will always be

RT @rahaf_rifa : @TUTULSOTWE Happpyyyyy Walaaaaa Birthdayyyy baby its 12.07 am in Bangladesh Love you a bohot saraa : * You will always be


we're playing with jim white on tuesday !  static on the radio for favor ? via @someUSER @someUSER @someUSER #dcshows

we're playing with jim white on tuesday !  static on the radio por favor ?  http/URL via @someUSER @someUSER @someUSER #dcshows


put 2 3 more emojis .. you will look more funny


they want ticket for their child, congress said no?bjp is giving

unhe bete ke liye ticket  chajiye, Congress ne mana kar diya...Bjp dear rahi hai.


work harder  .  .  .  oh god  .  aaah aaahh  .  harder oh my god  .  .  Aah

work harder  .  .  .  oh god  .  aaah aaahh  .  harder oh my god  .  .  aah :p :p


anna's hideous face has come in front. . he wants to be highlighted. kejri is a product of his movement. #dramaparty

aa gaya is anna ka ghinona chehra samne .  . highlight hona chahta he ye . kejri iske aandolan ki hi pedaish he . #dramaparty


child you come in 2019 asking for votes we will make it red such that you neither won't be able to show nor able to put something on it shame on #RahulGandhi #ShameOnRahulGandhi #Congress #WEF 18 #Davos

Beta tum aao 2019 me vote mangane 0 Aisi lal kar denge tumhari na dikha paoge na kuch laga paoge 0 Shame on #RahulGandhi #ShameOnRahulGandhi #Congress #WEF 18 #Davos


in gurgaon where last mall ends, there only your democracy and constitution also ends - nh10

"Gurgaon mein jahaan aakhri mall khatam hoti hai na, udhar hi tumhari democracy aur constitution bhi khatam ho jaati hai." - NH10


brother , will you make me cry some memory got refreshed

bhai ,  rulayega kya :( kuch yaad taazi ho gayi :d


out of this tanks was my favourite .  . because there was nothing else in this ...

isme se  " tanks "  mera favourite tha .  . kyuki baaki kuch tha hi nahi isme .  .  .  :d


@Simply_neev hahahaha seeing continously makes it even more funny

@Simply_neev hahahaha lagatar dekhne par aur funny lag raha hai


use #GST and #Digitalpayment develop country and trade era! #TradeGoesDigital #DigitalforGST #CAIT

#GST aur #Digitalpayment Apnao desh aur Vyapar Aage Badhao! #TradeGoesDigital #DigitalforGST #CAIT


@PoojaMissra after jungle rule do you now want to bring tantrik rule in bihar nitish sir??  #YoNitishSoTantrik

@PoojaMissra Jungle raaj k baad ab Bihar may tantrik raaj karwana hai kya Nitish Jee??  #YoNitishSoTantrik


sarfaraz did not cheat jaggu even today.

Sarfaraz ne aaj bhi dhokha nahi diya jaggu.


@NeelakshiGswm @narendramodi @ArvindKejriwal he does not need to do anything miss , just need to block water from haryana, in one month will start crying

@NeelakshiGswm @narendramodi @ArvindKejriwal he doesnot need to do anything miss , jst haryana se water block karwa do , ek mahine me ro denge


No.diziye whatsupp ka photo bej dete hai


@sardanarohit #MustWatchMSG thank you rohit sir if it was released in all India then it would have made an even larger record

@sardanarohit #MustWatchMSG Thank u Rohit ji agar all India me release hoti to aur bhi jabardast record bante http://t.co/qPBpXWF7Ga


rajya sabha passed the #GST legislations today paving way for #GST implementation. my country is changing, it is going forward

Rajya Sabha passed the #GST legislations today paving way for #GST implementation. Mera desh Badal raha hai Aage badh raha hai


never thought that i will have to keep money for drinking

Peene ke liye socha hi nahi paise sambhalne honge.


@Atheist_Krishna you are begging at beggars home, here there are problems of eating and drinking

@Atheist_Krishna Bhikhari ke ghar bheekh maang rahe ho, yahan khaane peene ke vaande hai


they could have won it , if they had got time from girls and advertisement

they could have won it ,  agar ladki and advertisement se time mile to .  .  .  .  ;)


@Immortalizeboy @Bhoolwerine hey brother, mine is also not done. do not trust on hearsay

@Immortalizeboy @Bhoolwerine Arey Bhai meri bhi nahi hui hai. Kahi suni baaton ka bharosa na karein.


@chatpatidiary this does not reuqire a survey, this is the truth of most.

@chatpatidiary isse survey ki zaroorat nahi hai, this is the truth of most.


@someUSER december 16th .  i know it's so far and near the end of sagittarius but i'm a full blown sagittarius girl lol

@someUSER dec 16th .  i know it's so far and near the end of sagittarius but i'm a full blown sag girl :) lol


true story ,  teachers staff room main bina teacher ke class wale bachho se jyada shor karte hain :p


after all you have to come, it will take a while.


@karachikhatmal @Nicks103 saha b akmal is a brethren . if it feels like playing good then he plays else takes the whole team in water

@karachikhatmal @Nicks103 saha b akmal bretheraan hai . Dil kre toh acha khel liya varna sab ko saath lekar doobta hai


i might go to pierce the veil at northern lights (sold out) in albany ,  new york - 31 october

i might go to pierce the veil at northern lights (sold out) in albany ,  ny - oct 31 http/URL


@huh_watnow so she will eat jagery and go away our hair to children

@huh_watnow To wo gud kha jaegi aur chali jaegi apne baal bacho ke pass


@Challa_SRKian this is good ... do not send them to school one month for fan

@Challa_SRKian ?ø?????ø???? accha hai ... school mat bhejna unkoONE MONTH FOR FAN


#IndvsPak - Umesh Yadav to harsh bhogle - shami did a good job of making pressure, i could not have done it.

#IndvsPak - Umesh Yadav to harsh bhogle - Pressure banane ka kaam Shami ne achcha kiya , mujh se to ho nahin paya .


paise transfer karne padte hai tab chalta hai @Paytm


@ek_samosa_dena @retardedwriter I also like sabun, hamam sabun._x000D_
in bathing there is fun

@ek_samosa_dena @retardedwriter mujhe bhi pasand hai Sabu, hamam Sabu._x000D_
Nahane mein mazza aata tha


hey .  .  . i have never lost in a stage of mario .  . mauhala was champion .  .  . girls top even in this

oye .  .  . maine aaj tak mario ki koi stage nai haari .  . mauhala champion thi .  .  . ladkiya isme bhi awal


mind got short in making change @angryoungwoman

dimaag short ho gaya khulle ke chakkar me @angryoungwomanpic.twitter.com/29462I7z8g


i just realised today is mahashivratri ! our priests hilltop temple must have opened today @Filmbuff100 @hennaav

I just realised aaj Mahashivratri hai ! Apne Pandit ka hilltop mandir khula hoga aaj to @Filmbuff100 @hennaav


sometimes we used to remove plastic cover of cassette .  .  . we had to use just chip to play games .  .  .  .  .  lol .  .  .  .

kabhi kabhi cassette ka plastic cover uttar kar .  .  . we had to use jus chip to play games .  .  .  .  .  lol .  .  .  .


the name of the university is javaharlal nehru ...... name is enough for explaining #JNU

The name of the university is JAVAHARLAL NEHRU ...... naam kaafee hai samjhnekeliye #JNU


#mayawati madam saying that "all #UP evm machines has been tampered" is great

#UP ki saari EVM machine se chedhchaad ki gai " aisa kehne waali #mayawati ji mahaan hai


well said shatru sir. rebellion is not just for everyone ..! thanks for breaking the silence .. #MannKiBaat

Well said Shatru Sir bagawat har kisi ke bas ki baat nahi ..! Shukriya khamoshi todne ke liye .. #MannKiBaat


Afridi Cheering Pakistan Team - What happened if we lost the matches? Always remember one thing, we have won the toss in front of India once.

Afridi cheering Pakistan team - matches haare to kya hua ? Ek baat hamesha yaad rakho hum ney ek baar India ke saamne Toss jita hai .


@dashhtweets abhi to nehra ji khub is a baby

@dashhtweets abhi to nehra ji khub ek baby hain


@clued_up_chic this is what is happening to minorities in the modi government

@clued_up_chic minorities ke saath yahi ho raha hai Modiji ke sarkaar mein


@moronicdiaries sleep, don't always be one and a half

@moronicdiaries so jaa, hamesha dedh mat ban


respect your mother and father._x000D_
mother teresa, gandhiji aka bapu._x000D_
asked my parents, why did they gave birth in this religion?

Maa-Baap ki izzat karo._x000D_
Mother Teresa, Gandhiji aka Baapu._x000D_
Apne maa baap se pucha that ke is dharm mein kyu janm diya?


those shocked to see gadkari's electricity bill, thankfully you did not see his food bill.

Gadkari ka bijli bill dekh chaunkne walon, shukar karo ki unka khane ka bill nahi dekha.


@Ra_Bies @indiantweeter do not climb from back, if you have courage then come from front (written behind an auto with kejriwal sticker stuck alongside)

@Ra_Bies @indiantweeter peechey se mat chadh, himmat hai to aagey se le (written behind an auto with kejriwal sticker stuck alongside)


it is darpan not drapan .. your hindi is weak

drapan nhi darpan hota h .  . aapki hindi kamzor h


kamchor insan beggar wajah ke bheekh magta hai.


once take an interview of #donald #trump and #LALUPRASAD #YADAV #sath

aap ik baar #donald #trump and #LALUPRASAD #YADAV JI KA INTER VIEW EK #sath kr ke dikhaye .....


Kisne kya dabaya bhai?https://twitter.com/OfficeOfRG/status/700306502465122304?ÿƒ??


if you go home after drinking liquor then wife quarrels_x000D_
_x000D_
are these the good days @narendramodi sir ?

Daru peekar ghar jao to biwi ladai karti hai_x000D_
_x000D_
Kya yehi hai achche din @narendramodi ji ?


Seems @ashoswai has lost his mental balance after #Notebandi he is only speaking ill of modi after becoming poor

Seems @ashoswai has lost his mental balance after #Notebandi 0 Bechara Bikhari hone ke baad " bus Modi ko Gaali deta rehta hain jab dekho 0


so true . . love you mother for always being so understanding.

so true .  .  .  love you maa hmesha ese samjhane k liye .  .  :-*


moscow needs judicial guarantees us missile system in asia does not target russia fm

Moscow needs judicial guarantees US missile system in Asia does not target Russia FM https://t.co/a8giQPXLzQ


"Bhaiyya 5 rs ka dhaniya dena*_x000D_
*Thodi kadipatta daal do*_x000D_
*Ek do mirch bhi*_x000D_
*Bhaiyya ek tukda adhrak bhi*_x000D_
_x000D_
Pays 250 for coffee at Starbucks


#Trump gave #Shilpa open vhallenge to make a face like him ! om baba came in between and said that he taught trump

#Trump ne di diya #Shilpa ko open Challenge ki meri Trah Muh bna kr dikhao ! Om baba aaye beech mai unhone bola ki maine Trump ko sikhaya


@grievous_ronin @Fuljhadii @ek_samosa_dena I give up. I do not find it cute

@grievous_ronin @Fuljhadii @ek_samosa_dena I give up. Mujhe cute nahi lagi ye


and forgot pepsi of one  @India_Policy @MrShaakaal

aur 1 wali pepsi bhool gaye  @India_Policy @MrShaakaal


chadha sir how much time will you spread raita.. if you want to ask, ask your father #DUSUElections

Chadha saab kab tak rayta failaoge.. Poochna hai to baap se poocho #DUSUElectionshttps://twitter.com/raghav_chadha/status/640890340031922176?ÿƒ??


@Alllahdin this is okay friend, it is good. I will take @retardedwriter travelling hunting on weekend. today also saw one

@Alllahdin theek hai yaar, it's good. Ye @retardedwriter ko lekar ghumunga weekend pe hunting. Aaj bhi ek dekha hai


where are pieces happening ?? yes in #JNU some anti-social creatues shouted #BharatTereTukreHunge and nobody will say anything

Kidhar Tukre ho rahe hain ?? Haan #JNU mee Kuch Anti social Creatures Shouted #BharatTereTukreHunge or tuo koi nahi bola


hafiz saeed: make some tweets in my name also, you only take free money_x000D_
bhatt: doing now sir..

Hafiz Saeed: kuchh mere naam ke bhi tweet kar liya kar, free ke paise leta hai bas_x000D_
Bhatt: bas abhi kiya sir..pic.twitter.com/IHU5YoGq2C


today jayesh is famous, mother will cry tears of happiness

Aaj Jayesh famous hogaya, mummy khushi ke aansoo royegi https://twitter.com/IndiGo6E/status/601333586831273984?ÿƒ??


tabu: give me color give me color give me color give me color give me color_x000D_
ajay devgan: i do not give, mine too has come to an end.

Tabu: Rang de rang de mujhe rang de rang de mujhe rang de rang de mujhe rang de_x000D_
Ajay Devgn: Nahi deta, mera bhi khatam hone ko aaya hai.


see do not say anything to ola share, everything else is okay, this is religious matter._x000D_
you get weekend

dekh ola share ko kuch nahi bolna, baaki sab theek, ye religious matter hai._x000D_
Weekend milte hai


msd -we lost the semifinals alia bhatt - if you lost semifinals then win the finals

MSD - hum semifinal haar gae Alia bhatt - semifinal haar gae to kya final jeet lena :p


android people sleep. tomorrow you have to go to work. #AppleEvent

Android walo so jao. Subah kaam par jaana hai. #AppleEvent


@Ruchir78 paisa bhijwa diya hai. Dekhte hain


feeling excited at Sonadanga R/A , Khulna https://t.co/GXRmupNL7S


@IyerAvin Apne jizzbaaton ko kabu mein rakho


@MeetUunngLee on twitter how many girls are crazy for you?

@MeetUunngLee twitter par tumhari kitni deewaniya hai?


in tea which donut will you dip and eat ? #NotAGoodConversationStarter

Chaai mein kaunsa donut dubakar khaogi ? #NotAGoodConversationStarter


25K tweets on "Drishyam Winning Hearts".. even if half people of these had went to see the movie it would have been a hit

25K tweets on "Drishyam Winning Hearts".. Bhai iske aadhe bhi film dekhne chale jaate to super duper hit ho jati..


salmanu mashallah extremely handsome!!!!remain happy!!!

Salmanu mashallah Bahut hamsome ho!!!!khush raho!!!


no. which one is it?_x000D_
currently was listening to this

Nahi. Kaunsa hai?_x000D_
Abhi ye sun raha thahttps://youtu.be/TgwvAEm4QaI?ÿ


@prahladkr lalu and nitish are two sides of the same coin #NitishKaNakliVikas

@prahladkr Lalu aur nitish dono ek hi sikke k 2 pahelu #NitishKaNakliVikas


@Strawberigloz this is not right, our own men leave us behind. we must have pride of our history. jai maharashtra

@Strawberigloz he barobar naahi aahe, aaplich manasa aaplyala paathi sodtat. Aaplya itithasacha garva asla pahije. Jai Maharashtra


I mean, kaise jee lete ho aisi ghatiya zindagi?


@perky_girl16 love ke liye saala kuch bhi karega


@Miss_Ankiita Haan.. Sahi kaha.. Kuch Virar wale to subah office jaane ke liye taiyaar ho kar hi aaye hinge


prateek johri dialogue is not in your limits

prateek johri dialogue tere bas ki baat nahi .  .


@sonunigam @ sonu brother i am truthfully feeling extremely happy bobby is also extremely happy brother love you miss you miss you

@sonunigam @ sonu bhai sach bhot khushi ho rahi hai Bobby bhi bhot khush huaa bhai love you misssssssssssssss ...... youuuuu .. miss you na


rt @RajniGa85113138 : @Gurmeetramrahim #MSGmissionHumanity father always keep your sight on me

RT @RajniGa85113138 : @Gurmeetramrahim #MSGmissionHumanity pita ji hm pr hmesha diya drishti bnai rkhna


" @TimesNow : Cigarette , pan masala to be costlier : fm arun jaitley #SuperBudget " outrage ega . you send ak to punjab and become delhi cm

" @TimesNow : Cigarette , pan masala to be costlier : FM Arun Jaitley #SuperBudget " Outrage ega . Aap AK ko Punjab bhejke khud Delhi ke CM banjao .


sabse adhik to 64 in 1 hi chalta tha ^_^


Saif Ali Khan is trending. Is Kareena Kapoor pregnant?


happy new year to everyone .  .  enjoy with ranga rang karyakaram .  .


@MeetUunngLee unglee seth. greetings, diamonds are transported behind the old temple

@MeetUunngLee Unglee seth. Pranaam, heere purani mandir ke peeche pahuncha diye hai


wife has gone to maternal home .. she is telling recipe on phone

biwi gayee hai maayke.. wo phone pe batati hai recipe


brother @indiantweeter best of luck.. your tweet-up shop in god's name must keep running like this

Bhai @indiantweeter best of luck.. Teri tweet-up ki dukaan upar wala aise hi chalate rahe


@The_Sleigher brother your fake accounts are extremely upsetting

@The_Sleigher bhai tere fake accouts bohot pareshaan kar rahe hai


let it be mirror or heart it will break #Maggi

Seesa ho ya dil ho toot jata hai. #Maggi


the first surgical strike should be at kulkarni's house.

Pehli surgical strike kulkarni sahab ke ghar honi chahiye.


gambhir fans will now be seen next year.


and the girl's number? do not want that?


do not have to think so much for doing marriage  @HaddHaiYaar

shaadi karne ke liye itna nahi sochna padta  @HaddHaiYaar


salman brother ....... no tension we are with you ... it does not matter to us ... no one can say anything about you

Salman bhai .......no tansion hm tumhare sath h ...koi frk nhi pdta hme ...koi bhe kuch bole aapke killaf


Before today, you must have filed all the time, who are complaining today @AwardWapasi gang activated on #GST

Aaj se pehle to aapne saare time se file kiye honge jo aaj complaint kar rahe hain.! @AwardWapasi gang activated on #GST


o sister ... why are you not lifting the sound for muslim women's rights #halala #TripleTalaq #Polygamy

O behenji ... aap muslim women ke haq ki awaaz kyun nahi uthati #halala #TripleTalaq #Polygamy


espn- indians fire manager acta with six games left: the cleveland indians fired manager manny acta on thursday ,  .  .  .  http/URL


@someUSER come over tomorrow ? my mom isn't staying there with me she has to stay with the big dogs at the old house until gordon

@someUSER come over tomorrow ?  :) my mom isn't staying there with me she has to stay with the big dogs at the old house until gordon


@KyaUkhaadLega haha.. Tum saale aaptards se umeed bhi kya ki jaa sakti hai


what is there that only will have to use  @integrated_me

jo hogi wohi to chalaenge  @integrated_me


) @witchybitchygal @akshaykanitkar @Lambar_Daar @HathwalaThakur

@heisenjit Singha achcha hua bhangiful nahi likha


If someone talks about reform, then ask him to bring gasoline and diesel inside GST #PMO #CNBC #INDIA #GST

Agar koi reform ki baat kare to usse kahiyye ki Gasoline and Diesel ko GST k andar la k dikhaiyye #PMO #CNBC #INDIA #GST


@KingDrunkard be careful. It is a girl not a samosa

@KingDrunkard Sambhaal ke. Ladki hai, samosa nahin!


@AdvancedMaushi brother take chocolate cake with you.. maybe their heart will melt

@AdvancedMaushi bhai chocolate cake le jaa.. Shayad unka dil pighal jaaye


this is absolutely wrong "there is no need to comment by the political people about Army Chief: #RahulGandhi #Sandeepakshit

Ye bilkul galat hai " Army Chief ke baare mein rajnetik logon ko comment karne ki zaroorat nahi hai : #RahulGandhi on #SandeepDikshit


ask parents to find boyfriend , then no family problems !  !

parents ko bolo boyfriend dhund de  ,  fir no family problems  !  !


key of chitra .  .  .  .  . hahahaha so funny bro

chitra ki kunnjiya .  .  .  .  . hahahaha so funny yar


bajrang bali set fire to lanka, and bajrangi bhaijaan will set your ticket money on fire.

Bajrang Bali ne Lanka mein aag lagayi thi, aur bajrangi bhaijaan tumhare ticket ke paison ko aag lagayega.


@someUSER oh mpther dude did you tell alondra about going to the bell game tomorrow ?

@someUSER aye mah dude did you tell alondraa abouut going to the bell game tomorrow ?


my dear muslim friends " give one hand take one hand . you send me #eid #biryani " i will send u #diwali #sweets . .

My dear Muslim friends " ek haath de ek haath le . U send me #eid #biryani " I will send u #diwali #sweets . .


@friendlii_ghost made from selected mangoes

@friendlii_ghost chuneende aamo se bana..


first become something children Kashmir issue can also be solved without you #DU #JNU #antinationals #AzadiBrigade

pehle kuch banke dikhavo bacchon " Kashmir issue tho tumhare bina bhi solve ho jayega #DU #JNU #antinationals #AzadiBrigade


@PagluPiggu if 2-3 more like Chikna come then will have to leave twitter

@PagluPiggu Chikna jaise 2-3 aur aa jaye to twitter chhodna padega


@OfficeOfAV with av you will also go to jail.. make good tweets from there food of jail @shilpitewari @sheikabhi @Swamy39

@OfficeOfAV AV ke saath tum bhi jail jaoge.. Waha se mast tweet karna jail ka khana @shilpitewari @sheikabhi @Swamy39


summary of most relations._x000D_
Boy sits sticking his heart and the girl show him the thumb

Summary of most relations._x000D_
Ladka dil laga baitha hai aur ladki usse angootha dikha deti hai.pic.twitter.com/fZEXTMH3Jb


@YearOfRat haha thanks brother, when coming to office this came to mind

@YearOfRat haha thanks bhai, office aate waqt ye shot dimag mein aaya tha :D


poonam: could have run_x000D_
deepti: it was one ball_x000D_
poonam: then what happend?_x000D_
#ICCSG

Poonam: bhag leti yaar_x000D_
Deepti: ek ball thi yaar_x000D_
Poonam: To kya hua?_x000D_
#ICCSG


@chandan11369 @coolfunnytshirt some 19-20 would have worked

@chandan11369 @coolfunnytshirt thoda 19-20 chal jaata hai


then think where china would have reached @businessinsider

to soch ab kaha pahunch gaya hoga China @businessinsider


fans of sharukh were so busy in prmoting the film on twitter that they forgot to watch the film

Shahrukh ke fans film ka Twitter pe promotion karne me itne busy ho gaye ki khud hi film dekhna bhul gaye https://twitter.com/taran_adarsh/status/721969258205356032?ÿƒ??


@MeetUunngLee I swear you in the name of mia khalifa, if you did anything like this

@MeetUunngLee tujhe kasam hai Mia Khalifa ki, aisa kuch kiya toh


the boys calvin watkins explains why sunday night games are bad luck for the cowboys and

the boys: http/URL calvin watkins explains why sunday night games are bad luck for the cowboys and .  .  .  http/URL


listen guddu !  !  got a kick on prestige

e guddu !  !  prestige pe laat pad gayi .  .  :p


rt @SrBachchan : @MuVyz @SaurabhTurakhia @Thekkapoor @AyushMehta3 @NadkarAmit @EFSENAROCKS now do correction

RT @SrBachchan : @MuVyz @SaurabhTurakhia @Thekkapoor @AyushMehta3 @NadkarAmit @EFSENAROCKS chalo correction kar lo


*raid in kejriwal's office*_x000D_
_x000D_
ashutosh: kejriwal sir diwali is done.. why are you painting red now_x000D_
_x000D_
kejriwal: first put him in jail..

*Raid in Kejriwal's office*_x000D_
_x000D_
Ashutosh: Kejriwal ji Diwali ho gayee.. Ab red paint kyu karwa rahe ho_x000D_
_x000D_
Kejri: Ise jail me daalo pehle..


@YouTeeee bhai yeh to hillarious ho gea :-D


please pay a little attention to the riots of your brothers running in west bengal

Aapa zara West Bengal mein chal rahe tumhare bhaiyon ke dange par thoda gaur farmayeinhttps://twitter.com/_sabanaqvi/status/882526675447066624?ÿƒ??


@PoojaMissra for so many years the road of bihar has not improved only the goons have increased #FailedCMNitish

@PoojaMissra Itne saal se Bihar ki road nahi Sudhar payi bas gunde badh gaye  #FailedCMNitish


I also did not understand what you wrote before

Mujhe bhi tumne pehle kya likha samajh nahi aaya :-/


accredited with konami. . . . hahahaha very good

konami se manyata praapt  .  .  .  . hahahaha bohot hi bdhiya


suspend arvind kejriwal's also @Twitter he is also pro rw

Arvind Kejriwal ka account bhi suspend kar do @Twitter wo bhi pro RW hai.


sometimes speak about subhas ch bose & bhagat singh sir....then keep unvealing the statue of the person who split india (Gandhi) @ narendra modiji

Kabhi SUBHAS CH Bose & Bhagat Singh ki bhi baat kiya karo sirji....Jisne desh k tukde kar diye us aadmi (Gandhi) ki murti anvaran karte phir raheho @ narendra modiji


Neeta Ambani: listen husband I do not like this RPS team plays very bad_x000D_
Mukesh: no problem honey, tomorrow only we will buy pune city_x000D_
#MIvRPS

Neeta Ambani: Suno ji mujhe ye RPS team pasand nahi bahot hi kharab hai._x000D_
Mukesh: No problem honey, kal hi Pune shehar khareed lenge_x000D_
#MIvRPS


Auraton ka awaaz wahan par bhi zyada haihttps://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/658373053005602816?ÿƒ??


revolution . complete revolution .  change .

revolution .  sampoorna kranti .  change .


that is all okay lekin but we will have to reverify the sim card now also ?

Wo sab to theek hai " lekin Sim card ko reverify abhi bhi karana padega kya ?


uncle we got holiday for free.. why are you putting sight on it - Chandigarh kids

Uncle free ki chutti mili hai.. Uspe kyu nazar laga rahe ho - Chandigarh kidshttps://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/642192127603052544?ÿƒ??


Mark haraami tere facebook par jo hai inn sabke paas Valentine's nahi hai. Wish karna bandh kar.


@MeetUunngLee maine daaru pi hai, aur nahi hai kuch karne ko


My personal fav:_x000D_
1. Sunny in Damini_x000D_
2. Aamir in Tare Zameen Par_x000D_
3. Akshay in Bhulbhulaiya_x000D_
4. Hrithik in Dhoom 2_x000D_
5. Salman in Wanted


on the eve Of mahashivratri divine satsang of shri rama bhai took place in varanasi . asaramji bapu

On The Eve Of Mahashivratri Divine Satsang Of Shri Rama Bhai Took Place In Varanasi . | Asaramji Bapu http://t.co/pemXzToVhb


#surgicalstrike pe question nahi karne chahiye Itni samajh election harne ke bad aai . agar pahle hi pata tha to kyon chup rahe .


those who support women like sonakshi and sonam.. today atleast do one tweet on #Manikandan4London .. your sins will reduce

Sonakshi aur Sonam jaise aurato ko support karne walo.. Aaj zara ek tweet #Manikandan4London par kardo.. Tumhare paap kam ho jaenge


hey what are you doing here Salman came to another stage and went to talk at 4:00 am

Are Yaha kya kar rh ho. Salman dusre satuts pe aa kar Baat Be karke chale Gaye 4:00am par


this happens in reality .  .  many a times it is tried with position change .  .

aisa real me hota h .  .  kai baar to position b change krke try krte h .  .


Ashutosh: brother tomorrow on twitter there is plan to do #AAPrilFoolsDay devotee_x000D_
Kejriwal:

Ashutosh: Bhai kal twitter pe #AAPrilFoolsDay banane ke chakkar me hai bhakts_x000D_
Kejriwal:pic.twitter.com/Ucn4aHMQIh


after many days sgag has come,  first i liked then read

ittey dino baad gag aya hey ,  pehle like karke fir pada meny :)))))


awesome reminder of school day. . . 'this morning will dry up'

ghajab yaad dilaaye school ke din .  .  .  'subah tak sookh bhi jaayega ye' was epic !


hello it? friend computer has got hanged. it is not even restarting_x000D_
it: try restarting once

Hello IT? Yaar computer hang hogaya hai. Restart bhi nahi ho raha_x000D_
IT: Ek baar restart kar ke dekh lo.


aaj amaye by jeet gaanguli & anwesha full mp3 song

Aaj Amaye by Jeet Gaanguli & Anwesha Full Mp3 Song https://t.co/rtcX32aiAg https://t.co/0aYFKEzmka


#Trump left #ParisClimateDeal in india earthquake came what an irony ..

#Trump ne #ParisClimateDeal kya chhoda " India mein to bhuchal aa gaya 0 What an irony ..


Rashtrapati Bhavan has just one loopic.twitter.com/w9LdydGCHZ


I know. at night there is garbha and breakfast

I know. Raat ko garba aur nasta hota hai


@runjhunmehrotra your marathi is good, on my mother's promise you look amazing in saree

@runjhunmehrotra marathi chaangli aahe tumchi, aai shappath saree madhe diste jhakas tu https://youtu.be/pcomFNgOAFA?ÿ aika


@angryoungwoman so you will make hole in thee plate from which you eat.. just burn all your degrees.. waste of education @brownbrumby

@angryoungwoman To matlab jis thali me khaogi usi me chhed karogi.. Waah apni saari degree's jala do.. waste of education @brownbrumby


@SritikaDhar go unfaithful go do not want to love you... go unfaithful go do not want to love you

@SritikaDhar Jaa bewafa jaa tujhe pyar nahi karna... Jaa bewafa jaa tujhe pyar nahi karna


congrats. Nnw it will not be asked from me


modi sir, you cannot stop overload vehicles in india. . . . . because of which the whole hindustan is stuck in jam. . . bjp will not do anything . . .

modi sir aap india mai over load vichle to band kar sakte nahi  .  .  .  .  . jiski wajha se saara hindustan jaam mai fasa hai .  .  . khuch nahi karegi bjp .  .  .  .


@byomkesbakshi Haan.. Gajab dhaa rahi hai


light has gone good .. today came for 1 full hour .. I don't want to get used to the light_x000D_
_x000D_
#TweetLikeYoungPastani

"Achcha hua light chali gayee.. Aaj to poorey 1 ghante aaye.. Mujhe aadat nahi daalni light ki"_x000D_
_x000D_
#TweetLikeAPakistani


whatever happens, we will burst firecrackers this time! watch the new #Mauka tvc by @StarSportsIndia #IndvsSA

Kuch bhi ho is baar Patakhe hum hi fodege ! Watch the new #Mauka TVC by @StarSportsIndia #IndvsSA http://t.co/zwNsKvQ0Cs


AUR EK DESHDROHI MAARO SAALE KOhttps://twitter.com/shubHASHISH/status/729597652854177792?ÿƒ??


@iamGunjanGrunge take this .. shut your mount

@iamGunjanGrunge ye le.. Muh band kar lepic.twitter.com/GrhO6gE1bp


@yugpurushg in their community transversite also marry ?@tehseenp

@yugpurushg inki kaum me chakke bhi shaadi karte hai ?@tehseenp


says the man in whose tenure all the rape and murder culprits have been punished !!

Says the man jis ke tenure mein saare rape aur murders ke culprits ko sazaa ho chuki hai !!


oh! santa sir gave us a lot of happiness

haha! Hamein to bahot khushiyan di Santa Paaji ne


for your information pakistan never won a match in front of india in world cup not even the toss feeling proud

Jaankari ke liye Bata dun ki Pakistan India se world cup me Aaj tak ek match to Kya ek toss tak nhi jita Hai :P ?›ƒ?ªƒ? feeling proud


breath is needed, like for life .. #smogindelhi

Saanson ki jaroorat hain jaise zindegi ki liye.. #smogindelhi


what do you do to kejriwal #ana #modi is saluted by the whole world

kejriwal ki kya krte ho #ana g #modi ko all world salam krti hai


@Atheist_Krishna you are my brother.. not just once.. you do it a thousand times

@Atheist_Krishna Bhai hai tu apna.. ek baar kya.. tu hazaar baar karpic.twitter.com/521QzrwKJk


@ek_samosa_dena my love love love public bar. drinks on me!

@ek_samosa_dena mera pyar pyar pyar janta baarrr. Daaru on me!


yes sir @arvindkejriwal, coming of tears in inevitable. now a days who gives five rupees? They just hand in a small cadbury's dairy milk

yes sir @arvindkejriwal, tears aana lazmi hai. aaj-kal 5 roopaye deta kaun hai? ek chhota wala Cadbury's dairy milk pakda dete hain.


tickets selling well for northern lights talk with @someUSER on thursday 8 november ,  6 . 30pm central library to book

tickets selling well for northern lights talk with @someUSER on thurs 8 nov ,  6 . 30pm central library .  to book http/URL


rt @diyainsan : millions of people had enjoyed #PiousBhandara and looted the divine , spiritual blessings

RT @diyainsan : Milliins of people had enjiyed #PiousBhandara & looted the divine , spiritual blessings https://t.co/n9G4Bdq77V


@Priya_Menon ghalib also would have learned something from us if he was still alive today

@Priya_Menon Ghalib bhi hamse kuch seekh lete agar hote woh aaj zinda.


@Being_Humor they do not file the case brother.. they just call their driver

@Being_Humor Case vase file nahi karte bhai.. Apne driver ko bulate hai bas


instructions for its cbi investigation have been given.

iski CBI jaanch ke nirdesh de diye gaye hai.


via @iishitav ! Main bada aadmi ban gaya


#ModiScaredOfSonia it's not about Modi sir , every citizen of India scared of Sonia ..

#ModiScaredOfSonia it's not about Modi ji , every citizen of India scared of Sonia ..


omg ,  bullet for my valentine are coming to the netherlands march 21th .  i might attend that one too :p


#ManmohanSingh sir in silence did so much work in ten years that it has been three years he has been inaugrating telling what he has done ..

#ManmohanSingh ji 10 saal chup chaap itna kaam kr gaye ke 3 saal ho gaye bol bol ke inaguration krte krte abhi aur kitne kaam kiye hai ....


heart became full.. With so much love he gave a swear word.. telling me to drink milk

Dil bhar aaya.. kitni pyaar se gaali di isne.. mujhe doodh peene ke liye keh raha https://twitter.com/nikunj_dixit/status/754372954385813504?ÿƒ??


guddu brother in next unit giant mario and moon mario is also coming ? hurray

guddu bhai agle unit mein gaint mario nd mooon mario bhi aayega .  .  .  .  .  .  . ayyyeeeeee


narendra damodar modi sir when are good days coming. any solutions.

Narendra damodar modi g acche din kab ayenge babu. Hai koi upaye.


@klpe you mind is anyway stupid @sinpulsive @drpoonam

@klpe tera dimag to waise bhi ganda hai @sinpulsive @drpoonam


@Atheist_Krishna this girl is playing the game of divide and rule with us @dr_idiopathicus

@Atheist_Krishna ye ladki hamare saath divide and rule wala game khel ri hai @dr_idiopathicus


do not understand why on #diwali time people get understanding of #pollution not before or after .... ?

Pata nahi logo ko #diwali time PE Hai #pollution ki samajh kyo aati Hai uske phele n uske baad .... ?????


somebody came from karachi university #occupygezi #direngeziparkigeliyoruz #YandasMedyaLimonSatOnurluYasa

Koi milne hi ajaye KARACHI UNIVERSITY ir kuple https://t.co/MkRvbNY4VW #occupygezi #direngeziparkigeliyoruz #YandasMedyaLimonSatOnurluYasa


@MeetUunngLee let me remind you something, you are going to come this weekend. otherwise conference call

@MeetUunngLee tujhe kuch yaad dilata hu, tu iss Weekend aane wala hai. Nahi toh phir conference call


will do anything for love type? love with love

lou ke liye kuch bhi karega types wala? Ishq wala lou?


pakistan : - defeat victory is part of the game ... the important thing is that everyone got a chance for batting .. !! #IndVsPak #CWC2015 #BleedBlue

pakistan : - Haar jeet toh game ka part hai ... Important cheez yeh hai ki sabko batting mili ..!! #IndVsPak #CWC2015 #BleedBlue


@Jagat___Janani Padhai kar le chorripic.twitter.com/uqLacP1pUo


who so ever wants to outrage on whichever issue let them. your aunt's dog is not dying

Jisko jis issue par outrage karna hai karne do. Tunhara kaunsa phuphi ka kutta mara ja raha hai.


#DirtyTalkIn4Words are you celebrating monkey.. Or hitting g

#DirtyTalkIn4Words Monkey mana raha hai ya.. G maar raha haipic.twitter.com/u9lcb19kgy


@rubikaliyaquat anjana and you .. change the channel . . respect of channel will come back

@rubikaliyaquat anjana and ap .. change karlo channel . . channel ki izzat wapis ayegi


Khushi ne hamari hamein, maar daala allaaahpic.twitter.com/WC08A2y0gZ


@Riskiest_Poison thanks brothers, it is your grace

@Riskiest_Poison Thanks bhai, aap logo ki daya hai :)


I mean enough is also enough . made me cry stupid

matlab hadh ki bhi koi hadh hoti hain .  rula diya pagal .


yes brother rotating. forgive me, and side too.

Haan bhai rotating. Maafi de do, aur side bhi.


go and study. too late to stay awake. go.

Padhai karo jaa kar. Too late to stay awake. Go.


Yuvraj Singh ka baap bht khush hoga aaj ... Ghatiya insaan #India loves you #Dhoni


@Ach_Balkrishna Sirji , Main aapse judna chahta hoon .. koi achcha Ayurvedic product banana chahta hoon . Kripya mera marg darshan karein .


JUST IN:_x000D_
BJP Margdarshak Mandal pulls up PM Modi after his "kuch log ki umar badhti hai, lekin samajh nahin badhti hain" remark


@7UPIndia this is called making hair white in sun #ChatpatakaTwist

@7UPIndia ise kehte hai dhoop me baal safed karna #ChatpatakaTwist


" ' congress free bharat ' followed by ' gandhi free congress ' . @sambitswaraj @TimesNow #WhereIsRahul "

" ' Congress mukht Bharat ' followed by ' Gandhi mukht congress ' . @sambitswaraj @TimesNow #WhereIsRahul "


@huh_watnow there must be one hot cup of tea .. someone to feed me

@huh_watnow ek garam chai ki pyaali ho.. Koi usko pilaane wali ho


brother like #GST reform take credit for this also fast. people will not mind

Bhai #GST reform ki tarah iska bhi credit lelo fatafat. Log bura nahi manenge.


May 14: He just keeps on talking_x000D_
May 14 - Nov 16: He must talk more often_x000D_
Nov 16 : you do not speak. If you speak surgical strike happens

<May 14: He just keeps on talking_x000D_
May 14 - Nov 16: He must talk more often_x000D_
Nov 16> Mat bol bhai tu bolta hai to surgical strike ho jata hai


in india, in name of #Aadhaar you are shouting #RightToPrivacy and at the time of visa you will become nude in front of another country !

Bharat me #Aadhaar ke naam pe #RightToPrivacy chilla rahe ho aur VISA ke time pe dusare country ke samne nange ho jayenge !


wow? people of math also do good philosophy

waah.. Waise maths wale achchi philosophy bhi karte hai


@pulkit_16 after fear there is win satyendra verma has proved it #NaamBanteHainRiskSe @MountainDewIn

@pulkit_16 Dar ke aage Jeet hai  Satyendra Verma has proved it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tybez0kwACg?ÿƒ?? ƒ?? #NaamBanteHainRiskSe @MountainDewIn


rt @stenodeepika23 : @Gurmeetramrahim #LoveForMSG2MSG2 have their magic in the country and foreign

RT @stenodeepika23 : @Gurmeetramrahim #LoveForMSG2MSG2 ka jadooDesho ke sath sath videsho mai bhi hai


did not listen to mother's advice oh god what will happen now ..

mummy ki baat nahi suni he bhagawan ab kya hoga .  .  .


meet fast. missing sister-in-law and sultaman


let it be any #Scheme or #Scam " when the whole world starts talking about it, then understand that it is time to come out

Koi Bhi #Scheme Ho Ya #Scam Ho " Jab Puri Duniya Uski Baat Karne Lage Tab Samaj Jana Ke Bahar Niklne Na Time Aa Gaya Hai


brother, you are not a dhoni, you cannot be_x000D_
#IndvsAus

Bhai aap Dhoni nahi ho, na ho sakte ho_x000D_
#IndvsAus


every hindu woman must produce 4 children: sakshi maharaj._x000D_
ah! days of children are going to come.

Every Hindu woman must produce 4 children: Sakshi Maharaj._x000D_
Ah! Bachhe din aane waale hain.


now cooking will be sone for india in the pavilion.

ab pavilion me india ke liye karega cook .


wide brick is used only for displaying. .

wide wali eent to sirf deekhane ke liye hoti thi .  .


@MeetUunngLee Still three and a half girls! hold them. look at the positives

@MeetUunngLee Phir bhi Saadhe 3 ladkiyan! Pakad unhe. Look at the positives


even if it is such a good material, it is a feminist, what is the use!

Itna accha maal ho ke bhi feminist hai, kya fayda!


I willl just be on duty from the coming week, you go to sleep.

bas main duty par lag jaunga aane wale hafte se, tu so jaana.


Jinke scooter ho shooter ki chaav, shakal bhi unki cuter hogi. _x000D_
#GulzarMeetsDhinchak


@SRKswarrior1 now both calm down .. @Miss_Ankiita

@SRKswarrior1 abe dono shaant ho jao.. @Miss_Ankiita


fifty-fifty miles away when a child cries in the village, his mother says to him, 'son go to sleep or else the intolerance will increase'

Pachas pachas kosh door jab gaon mein koi baccha rota hai to uski maa use bolti hai, 'Beta so ja warna intolerance badh jayega'


now a days she is dancing shamelessly in front of dogs.

Aajkal woh kutton ke saamne besharam hokar naach rahi hai. https://twitter.com/littlefingure/status/859396548748333057?ÿƒ??


RT @rahulroushan : Misogyny toh dekho https://t.co/HLOI9CSqYx


@TheTweetOfBaba there is a bond, payal made noise

@TheTweetOfBaba bandhan hai, payal ne machaya shor


lunchar paji is not concerend about the world .  .  .  . he is currently focused on eating .  .  .

lunchar paji ko duniya se koi matlab nahi .  .  .  . khane me lage pade hai wo .  .  .


@AasthaS_ your study is done, you are smart


how many ashwin will you hurt? from one house one jadeja will come_x000D_
#IndvsEng

Kitne Ashwin ko maaroge? Kisi ghar se ek Jadeja niklega._x000D_
#IndvsEng


@Nomadic_Soul_ fog of rule of goons has climbed over word "Fair"_x000D_
#NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra

@Nomadic_Soul_ "Fair" word pe chadh gaya hai gundaraj ka kohra._x000D_
#NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra


some people must have eaten cheat a stomach full today_x000D_
#valentines

Kuch logon ne aaj lunch mein pet bhar kar dhoka khaya hoga._x000D_
#valentines


save daughters, teach daughters. Modi._x000D_
_x000D_
khap panchayats: lololol, good joke modi sir.. tell another one

Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao. ~ Modi._x000D_
_x000D_
Khap Panchayats: LOLOLOL, Modi ji mast joke hai.. Ek aur sunao


need one for zardari and nawaz shareef !!

Need one for Zardari and Nawaz Shareef !! https://t.co/6283x5zkZt


rt @RealHistoryPic : sushma swaraj with lalit modi and vijay mallya singing my lalit-vijay will come . ( 1995 )

RT @RealHistoryPic : Sushma Swaraj with Lalit Modi and Vijay Mallya singing " Mere Lalit-Vijay aayenge " . ( 1995 ) https://t.co/cIONRMjVeY


@Biorahul @shilpitewari our team has started selections

@Biorahul @shilpitewari hamari team chhan been chalu kar diye hain


@ttrinadasgupta @Alllahdin @ruchikokcha @retardedwriter i have tb. There are two fit people

@ttrinadasgupta @Alllahdin @ruchikokcha @retardedwriter mujhe TB hai. 2 hatte khatte hai yahan


no sidhu today, whom to give swear words today?


palika bazar dilli se 250 rs ki laya tha1994 main .  sare armaan toot gayen they  .


@coolfunnytshirt autodrivers understand the pain of mohd aziz

@coolfunnytshirt autowale to Mohd Aziz ka bhi dard samajhte hain.


everyone in the country salutes the boss's wife, size of elephant and the advice of mr. nehra

Boss ki wife ko, hathi ki size ko aur Nehra ji ki advice ko saara desh salam karta hai. _x000D_
_x000D_
~ Sehwag


brother, where are you? I cannot spot you.

bhaiya where r u . i can't spot u .......


@tweeting_pal jab se aapki shaadi huee hai.. Mein pagal ho gaya hu


@aanchalator Mujhe aapki fikar nahi.. Saakshi Bhabhi ki fikar hai


aage kya karneka socha hai?pic.twitter.com/WpWQQbJ7od


t forget to go the cvs tomorrow and get the viagara .  we both know you need all the encouragement you can get !  !  ! dreams and visions boo:(


@ROFL_India mujhe bhi milwao iss khushi se


@MeetUunngLee Hum to ab bhi gareebo wale smiley use kar rahe hai


a cd 4 $20 !  cruising home 2 raphael sadiq .  friday note in cny .

friday nite after the dwc reading raided sound garden .  .  . 3 dvds &amp


@sureshnakhua then rahul is the national son.

@sureshnakhua To Rahul Baba Rashtra Beta hua


@nainkatary i like half of the face, of course.

@nainkatary aadhi shakal toh pasand hai mujhe, bilkul.


@BolshoyBooze it was not at all a stunt brother, luck is bad.

@BolshoyBooze stunt bilkul nahi tha bhai, naseeb hi kharab hai


@KumarIve how will it get #hajam 0 #modiji has brought #notebandi and #GST and changed the country 0 now #Antibited tablet has also come, check your whatsapp.

@KumarIve #hajam kese hogi 0 #modiji ney #notebandi aur #GST lakar desh badal diya 0 ab #Antibited tablet bhi aagai dhekhlo wtsaap


So you are saying it is okay for women to bait, lure and use guys then?

So you're saying its okay for women to bait , lure and use guys then ?


Rahul Gandhi : - friend I have come bangkok, but what will be the timings of chhota bheem here? #WhereIsRahul #RahulOnLeave

Rahul Gandhi : - Yar Bangkok to aa gya but yaha chota bhim ka timing kya hoga ? #WhereIsRahul #RahulOnLeave


take brother @BinaKaheLunga here comes the guardian of islam pic.twitter.com/dpXoXTHAW7

Le bhai @BinaKaheLunga aa gaya islam ka rakhwalapic.twitter.com/dpXoXTHAW7


he is married, and what have i done to you? :-/ @Alllahdin

iski toh shaadi ho chuki hai, aur maine kya bigaada hai tumhara? :-/ @Alllahdin


it is clear from this that baaburaav is taller than law's hands. https://twitter.com/abpnewstv/status/628545892665004033 …

Iss baat se saaf ho jaata hai ke kanoon ke haathon se lamba apna baburao hai.https://twitter.com/abpnewstv/status/628545892665004033 …


mere pass ab bhi kayi cassettes hain :-)


@friendlii_ghost In the name of gargle, you made it stink all over the TL. Now TL has to take a bath.

@friendlii_ghost oho Kurla ka naam lekar.. Poore TL par badboo failaa di.. Ab TL ko nahana padega


hahah . because of these antics, once i lost my school sweater. and then the scolding by mother ufffff :p :d

hahah .  .  .  .  . inhi harqaton ki waja se once i lost my school sweater .  .  .  . or phir jo daant pari thi ammi ki ufffff :p :d


supw--socially useful productive work ,  most of the kids used to make huts

supw--socially useful productive work ,  jyadatar bachche hut hi bnate the .  .  .  .


@PoojaMissra ghee and sugar in your mouth @kamaalrkhan

@PoojaMissra tumhare muh me ghee shakkar @kamaalrkhan


#257 : a beautiful girl , who is my facebook-friend since 2011 , liked my status today for the first time ever . I am very^infinity happy . :) :)

#257 : A beautiful girl , who is my FB-friend since 2011 , liked my status today for the first time ever . I am very^infinity happy . :) :)


if you will do small work then you will go to nalasopara; if you will do big work, then you will go to dubai https://twitter.com/NewsBytesApp/status/846265949808353280 …

Chhota-mota kaam karega toh Nalasopara jaayega; bada kaam karega, toh Dubai jaayegahttps://twitter.com/NewsBytesApp/status/846265949808353280 …


come, it is dusk
I care about you
my beer got heated up after watching
please come. @Alllahdin

Aaja saanjh hui
Mujhe teri fikar
Garma gayi dekh meri beer
Aajana. @Alllahdin


Dilwale is going empty even on weekends. Haha full flop https://twitter.com/MaheshJagga/status/678465816510230528

Weekend pe bhi Dilwale khali jaa rahi.. Haha full flop https://twitter.com/MaheshJagga/status/678465816510230528 …


@PriyancaBajaj  rise above cast and religion, Ravish. That era is over. #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@PriyancaBajaj  Jaati dharm se upar utho Ravish.. Ab wo jamane gaye #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


do these people really get it or they just lie. Who is going to know anyway?  https://t.co/cLmJ0sK1Dk

Ye log ko sehi mein milta he ki ... jhut mut ka bol dete hein ... wese v kisko pata chalne wala he .. https://t.co/cLmJ0sK1Dk


@Kahaanify It was just a joke brother, why are you crying?

@Kahaanify joke tha bhai ro kyun raha hai


Song for the day: Burning in chest, why is there a storm in the eyes?

Song for the day: Seene mein jalan, aankhon mein toofan sa kyun hai?


@BolshoyBooze Now when I will need a recharge then I will ask you. #plscry

@BolshoyBooze ab recharge karna hoga to tujhe bolunga. #plscry


Rajnikanth's robot Chitti goes to Pankaj Udhas's home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Chitti.
Oh. Letter has come, has come
#WorldPostDay

Rajnikanth's robot Chitti goes to Pankaj Udhas's home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Chitti.
Oh. Chitti aayi hai, aayi hai...
#WorldPostDay


@Gurmeetramrahim #MSGsocialWelfare Oh lord! May I never do such a deed in a day, which is a crime in your eyes. @@@

@Gurmeetramrahim #MSGsocialWelfare hey malik din bhar mai mujhse aisa koi karam na ho jo apki najar mai gunah ho @@@


@Gauribee @MohitParmarr Gagu this MohitParmar is also an amazing guy, follow him.

@Gauribee @MohitParmarr Gagu ye MohitParmar bhi gajab aadmi hai follow him


Technology sessions rule Day 2 of #GST and Digital Payment "Choose Country and carry forth business" #DigitalforGST @praveendel

Technology sessions rule Day 2 of #GST aur Digital Payment "Apnao desh aur Vyapar Aage Badhao #DigitalforGST @praveendel


@LoKarloUnfollow isn't your hangover from yesterday's bhaang cured already?

@LoKarloUnfollow ABE KAL KI BHAANG UTRI NAHI KYA ??


retweet @ekta_singh2k14 : Good morning. How is this today's picture of mine? https://t.co/qgVkLn2jCA

RT @ekta_singh2k14 : GOOD MORNING .. KAISI HAI MERI AAJ KI YE PIC https://t.co/qgVkLn2jCA


@CertifiedKamina @Alllahdin @ROFLaaLa @friendlii_ghost For your information, I do not drink too much liquor.

@CertifiedKamina @Alllahdin @ROFLaaLa @friendlii_ghost sab ye jaan lo main daaru nahi peeta bahot zyada


@NamlaSZ Anyway today was a practical day, who goes on sunday.

@NamlaSZ Practical day tha aaj wesy bhi , Sunday ko kon jata hy . ðŸ˜


ben amos doing well @someUSER  . another clean sheet .  he says he's enjoying the challenge of playing regular first team football .  #mufc

ben amos doing well @someUSER  . another clean sheet .  he says he's enjoying the challenge of playing regular 1st team football .  #mufc


amit ji south african ho gaye kya .  .  :o


enjoyed the flotus today in florida !  @someUSER you are brilliant. simply put !  glad i voted saturday #obama2012 #duval http/URL

enjoyed the flotus today in fl !  @someUSER u r brilliant .  .  . simply put !  glad i voted saturday #obama2012 #duval http/URL


@BurgerrB Yaar mazaak kar raha hu. @Pluuummm


used to get the cassette after so much crying and black mail. and then it was all spoiled. :(

bhohot rone or emotional black mail k baad cassette milti thi .  . or fir poppat ho jata tha .  .  . :(


Okay will you talk to me on the phone or on whatsapp? say quickly.

ok mere saath phn pe baat e karenge?ya whats app pe?boliye jaldi...


AAP - Aadmi Aatmahatya Party #KillerKejriwal


Even today, I do not pick up thrown condoms. #CondomsFilmyStyle

Main aaj bhi phenke hue condoms nahi uthata. #CondomsFilmyStyle


#BJP could not understand that hundreds of businessmen whom congress tax system gave many chances to earn in two digit, they will be deprived from short-cut earning after #GST and will badmouth.

#BJP ye nahi samajh paayi ki sekadoN vyapari jinko Congressi tax vyavshtha ne do number meiN kamaai ke avsar diye wo #GST ke baad short-cut kamaai se chuuk jaayeNgey aur galiyaaN deNgey!


@Salman_ki_sena wow Mohit what a profile picture! #amazing

@Salman_ki_sena waah mohit kya profile pic rakha hai #amazing hai


You pass like a train, I enter like a passenger.

Tu kisi rail si guzarti hai, main kisi passenger sa ghus jaata hu.


@AliRazaMangi okay, but I know some other story. Well, what is the position like now?

@AliRazaMangi accha mujhey per different story pata hai .. khair kiya position chal rahe hai


#__  what is your problem with me? ANI_news the script that prashant kishor handed over two years ago. prime minister is reciting the same even today.

Ke #__ Tmhe mjhse kyaa Garz hai ANI_news prashant kishor ne 2 saal pehle script pakda di thi . aaj tak vahi pel rahe h pm sahib .


.@ArvindKejriwal brother you should try doing some work sometimes.

.@ArvindKejriwal bhai kabhi kuchh kaam bhi kar liya kar


after today's bet came in i'm feeling confident with tomorrow's bet: Atlético Madrid , Juventus,  Napoli ,  Bayern Munich ,  Porto #comeon

after today's bet came in i'm feeling confident with tomorrow's bet: ath madrid ,  juve ,  napoli ,  bayern munich ,  porto #comeon


Namaste Bhai jaan . you are not only our bhai jaan but also our life. And you are my god, sir. Jay Bajrang Bali.

Namaste Bhai jaan . aap sirf bhai jaan hi nahi aap to hum sab ka jaan hey . aur mera Bhagwan hay sir . Jay Bajrang Bali ..........


Dude it is cool that Shaan even has gloves to play, we did not use to have anything at all.

yaar sahi hai shaan ke pass to gloves bhi hai khelne ko hmare pass to kuch bhi nhn hota tha .  . :p


@FotuWali Reality is always epic, just need someone who speaks truth.

@FotuWali Sachhai hamesha epic hoti hai, bas koi sach bolnewala chahiye


Retweet @ArvindKejriwal : Evidence of BJP saving Sheila ji https://t.co/AjlYr7MEtB

RT @ArvindKejriwal : Evidence of BJP saving Sheila ji https://t.co/AjlYr7MEtB


very good. if the english environment stays like this then no one can stop guddu from going to oxford university :p :)

bahut khoob .  .  . aisa english environment raha to guddu ko oxford university mai jaane se koi nahi rook sakta :p :)


It is good that they gave not out otherwise these beggars would have cried for ten years. #IndvBan

Achha huwa not out diya warna ye bhikari iske liye bhi 10 saal tak rote. #IndvBan


@ek_samosa_dena I do not have any faith in that.

@ek_samosa_dena yaar koi bharosa nahi hai mujhe uss par


@bolshoybooze this is your greatness brother. We are stuck in the heat of life.

@bolshoybooze ye aapka badappan hai bhai :) hum to jeevan ki aapa-dhapi mein fanse hain.


Guddu's pillows are smiling, just like guddu!

guddu k pillow b smile kr re ,  guddu ki tarah !  !


My friend- brother #RightToPrivacy has come, from now on I will not share anything related to my girlfriend.

My freind - bhai #RightToPrivacy aa gya hai " ab se girlfriend ki koi bhi baat share nahi karunga


jinx is broken .  .  .  sa ki toh keh ke le li


@someUSER @someUSER gonna try using it with sadat ,  will evaluate my progress tomorrow at the library, laughing out loud.

@someUSER @someUSER gonna try using it with sadat ,  will evaluate my progress tomorrow at the library lol .  .  .


Do you think about anything other than reservation?

tumko arakshan k siwa kuch soojhta hai ?  ?  ?


@ranaayyub What was Allah thinking on the day Babar broke?

.@ranaayyub jis din Babar ne toda us din Allah kya soch rahe the?


If sir had caught the turtle, then he would have definitely called mother.

kachua sir ne pakda hota to pakka mummy ko phone lagate .  .  .  :o


urine has high calorific value. pour it in bottle and burn it.

mutt is high calorific value.. usko botal me daal ke jala..


Prachi, where girl is singing for boy. This is wrong.

Prachi, jahan ladki ladke ke liye gaa rahi hai. Ye galat hai


You can spend 5 years wasting time like this. https://twitter.com/narendramodi/status/779715981916667904 …

Aise hi time waste kar ke 5 saal nikaal lo.https://twitter.com/narendramodi/status/779715981916667904 …


Dil cheez kya hai aap mera kutta pehle lijiye.


Will not tolerate this much defamation of Deen Dayal ji. https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/890092649008570368 …

Deen Dayal ji ki itni beizzati nahi sahengehttps://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/890092649008570368 …


@Alllahdin @anpadh00 @retardedwriter @MeetUunngLee @babagkaghanta Who is this?

@Alllahdin @anpadh00 @retardedwriter @MeetUunngLee @babagkaghanta kaun hai ye?


@xtahzy Try to talk logical, at least sometimes. sigh

@xtahzy kabhi to kuch logical baat karo bhai. sigh


tomorrow. walmart ,  target ,  walgreens ,  cvs ,  kroger ,  whoever. I am coming for that discounted candy .  .  . be ready for it ;)

tomorrow .  .  . walmart ,  target ,  walgreens ,  cvs ,  kroger ,  whoever .  . i'm coming for that discounted candy .  .  . be ready for it ;)


@IALalika @Umarkarim89 @ArifeenIbad No . Batsman would not do anything.

@IALalika @Umarkarim89 @ArifeenIbad No . Ballay Baaz kuch nhi karega


Wow dramatist wow. Just play with the life of people. You will get the votes by fooling them anyway. #smogindelhi @ashokshrivasta6

Waah re dramebaaji waah insaan ke zindagi ke saath khelo bass.. Vote toh bewakoof bana kar mil hi jayega #smogindelhi @ashokshrivasta6


Stop him,  Guddu is going to pay the rent for dvd :p

arey roko usey ,  guddu dvd ka kiraya dene jaa raha hai :p


It will be morning if I write his full name :/

uska pura naam likhunga to subah ho jayegi :/


tomorrow our opportunity to love continues @ the boys and girls club (123 jefferson) .  meet us there at 10am, with boots and gloves if possible .

tomorrow our opportunity to love continues @ the boys & girls club (123 jefferson) .  meet us there at 10am ,  w/ boots and gloves if possible .


@WaggishMe I will not let you die this easily, we still have our date remaining.

@WaggishMe itni aasani se nahi marne dunga tujhe, abhi hamaari date baaki hai


Oh @AnupamPkher you could have given credits to some army soldiers, who had risked their lives. #surgicalstrike

Arre @AnupamPkher koi Army soldiers ko bhi credit de deta " jinhine jaan ki baaji lagai thi . #surgicalstrike


Chitral : Eleven people buriend due to fall of an Iceberg in Susoom , corpses of two children were recovered, landsliding in independent kashmir destroyed hundreds of homes.

Chitral : Susoom Me Barfani Touda Girnay Se 11 Afrad Dab Gaye , 2 Bachon Ki Lashen Baramad+Azad Kashmir Me Landsliding Se Senkron Ghar Tabah


Forget about #Notebandi ", forget about #GST and forget about misery because today is Diwali. Wish u all happy diwali.

Bhool jao #Notebandi " bhool jao #GST aur Bhool jao Badhali kyoki aaaj hain Diwali .. Wish u all happy diwali ..


Mummy : Beta learn to buy good vegetables! It will be useful in the future.

Mummy : Beta dhang ki sabziyaan khareedna seekhlo ! Future mein kaam aayega 0


#GST Now, chemists are not giving the bill! If you ask then they are denying to give medicine also! Rules can be made easily, but implementing them is hard :/

#GST ab chemist bill hi nhi de rhe !! Puchho to dawa dene se bhi mana kr rhe hain!! Rule to ban jate hain.. implement nhi kr pate bas :/


But we had to blow the least in this one :p

lekin sabse kam phoonk maarni padhti thi ismein :p


@yogi_adityanath what did you do for women by yourself on #tripletalaq? Or do you support it?

@yogi_adityanath ji aapne khud kya kiya #tripletalaq pe womans ke liye ? Ya aap support karte ho ?


@kitAnurag It is fault of the face. Happens with me too.

@kitAnurag shakal ka dosh hai. Mere saath bhi hota hai


"Next time also Modi government" pic.twitter.com/gJpXrSjPCw

"Agli baar bhi Modi sarkaar.."pic.twitter.com/gJpXrSjPCw


I am a huge fan of yours. we love you brother.

Main apka bohot badaaa fan hoon.. we luv u bhai


Those who have less money are not relatives. Those who have less followers are not brothers.

Kam paise wale rishtedaar nahi hote
Kam followers wale bhai _/\_ nahi hote.


seven has six shows in top fifteen , abc second with five ,  nine third with four.  ten and sbs rate 0.  http/URL

seven has 6 shows in top 15 ,  abc 2nd with 5 ,  nine third with 4 .  ten and sbs rate 0 .  http/URL


Correct boss. Those days of school. I wish someone could return them.

sahi hai boss .  woh school ke din .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . kas koi lauta de .


"You know everything, my mother" - Poor husband to wife

"Tujhe sab hai pataa, meri maa" - Poor husband to wife


Do you want to defame #JNU like #Kashmir? You did not even speak a word for #KulbhushanJadhav , but for #stonepelter you sure did.

#JNU ko badnam kr k uska bhi #Kashmir jaisa haal banane ka sochi ho #KulbhushanJadhav k liye ek word nhi bola lekin #stonepelter k liye bola


"Kent gives the purest water" - Muhammad Ali

"Kent deta hai sabse shuddh paani" - Muhammad Ali


Gujarat is losing because of gujarati players. #ShamefulAf

Gujarati players hi Gujarat ko hara rahe hai #ShamefulAf


RT @payalinsan15 : @Gurmeetramrahim #MSG2RocksPunjab fragrance is coming. breeze is also singing. wow

RT @payalinsan15 : @Gurmeetramrahim #MSG2RocksPunjab Mehak aa rhi hai ... Fiza bhi Ga rhi h ... Waahhh


Nothing is bigger than country. We Indians, the happiness that we get in India's victory cannot be found anywhere else. JAI HIND #IndvsSA #IndWins

Nothing is bigger than COUNTRY HUM INDIAWAALE Jo KHUSHI INDIA Ki JEET Me milti wo aur kahi nahi ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ JAI HIND #IndvsSA #IndWins


.@nickhunterr bhai rakshabandan is not coming. diwali is coming. set diwali related display picture.

.@nickhunterr bhai rakshabandan nahi aa rahi.. diwali aa rahi hai. Diwali wali DP lagao


Never doubt the sword of Bajirao and never believe in the review of Jadeja.
#INDvsAUS

Bajirao ki talwar par sandeh aur Jadeja ke review par vishwas kabhi nahi karte.
#INDvsAUS


This #MakeInIndia is good but what will happen to the pollution in India?

Ye #MakeInIndia to badhiya hai but India me pollution ka kya hoga ?


People really, just retweet anything. #lulz


Emo mode on, today your TL will be full of tears. I swear on my mother.

Emo mode on, aaj aansuon se tumhara TL bhar jayega. Maa ki kasam.


Dancing on kaala kauwaa kaat khaaega
#WIvIND


bina marne wala mario at red sunrise wale page par .  .


@Jal_Kukdi Tell me ypur real name. I want to get a tattoo.

@Jal_Kukdi Tumhara alsi naam batao.. ek tattoo banwana hai


Fish without water, lightning without dance. https://twitter.com/Oinkoo/status/597801927804456960 …

Jal bin machhli, nritya bin bijli.https://twitter.com/Oinkoo/status/597801927804456960 …


Arvind Kejriwal must take over Delhi Daredevils as well. Raita has spreaded.
#DDvsRR

Arvind Kejriwal must take over Delhi Daredevils as well. Raita phail gaya hai.
#DDvsRR


Say whatever uncle, but this Bijli is cute, right? @retardedwriter?

tu kuch bhi bol yaar uncle, magar ye Bijli cute hai, hai na, @retardedwriter?


For how many years has this been happening?


Brother your account is worth 200-400 crore. @Humor_Silly

bhai tera acc 200-400 crore ka hai.. @Humor_Silly


If hecomes then he takes something away. Watch this. pic.twitter.com/NhR9ZZMcXI

woh bhi agar aata hai toh kuch lekar jaata hai. Isse dekh.pic.twitter.com/NhR9ZZMcXI


RT @GareebGuy : Every single grain has its eater's name written on it, and because of illiteracy we remained hungry.

RT @GareebGuy : Daane daane pe likha hai khane wale ka naam , Aur hum illiteracy ki wajah se bhookhe hi reh gaye


As soon as @ArvindKejriwal went to punjab, politics on the martyrs has started. If Aap comes then martyrs will get one crore. Low politics #kejri1CrOffer #BecauseOfBabri

@ArvindKejriwal ke punjab jate hi sahido par rajniti suru . Aap aayegi to sahido ko 1Cr milege . Low politics #kejri1CrOffer #BecauseOfBabri


@ajayendar haha. but after hitting back, it feels good.

@ajayendar haha.. Par ulti maarne ke baad bohot achcha lagta hai


Try to mind your own business sometimes. You will like it, and others too.

Apne kaam se kaam rakh ke dekho kabhi. Bada accha lagega. Khud ko bhi, aur dusro ko bhi.


When it comes to promotion, we end up promoting scams too. Right paaji.

Jab baat promotion ki ho to hum scams ke bhi promotion kar dete hein .. He na paaji ..


Pic1: I have a small favor to ask of you.
Pic2: Modi ji is coming, hurry and try to act dead.
Pic3: OK
Pic4: Bwahaha Had fun. pic.twitter.com/73jaKnSy5F

Pic1: Ek chota sa kaam hai
Pic2: Jaldi se marne ki acting kar Modi ji aa rahe hai
Pic3: OK
Pic4: Bwahaha maza aaya..pic.twitter.com/73jaKnSy5F


#RightToPrivacy Now can someone tell if Aadhar card needs to get made.

#RightToPrivacy Ab koi ye bta do Aadhar card banana hai ya nai ..


what is the situation over there? water did not get collected over there, did it?

shu sthiti chhe bhai tya? Tare pani nathi bharaya ne?


I do not get it. Why are all anti-indians born from #JNU Is this what is going on in JNU?

Ek bat Samaj nahi "aati sare anti-Indians #JNU se hi kyu paida hote "hai kya JNU me yahi sab chal raha hai...


So what should be done now? https://twitter.com/Achari_Nimboo/status/890532973140889602

Toh ab kare bhi toh kya?https://twitter.com/Achari_Nimboo/status/890532973140889602 …


Why sent this song? For whom? Not telling #RightToPrivacy

ye gana send kiya kyu ? Kisake liye ? Nahi batana #RightToPrivacy


I do not want to talk to no one tomorrow besides Evelyn, Additi, Nathalie, Paola and destiny.

i dont want to talk to no one tomorrow besides evelyn  ,  additi  ,  nathalie  ,  paola & destiny


@richazjoy Sometimes you get lucky earlier.

@richazjoy kabhi kabhi kismat jaldi khul jaati hai


if you are challenging muslim then brother why did you remember bhar de jholi's kavali in movie?

Agar mushalman ko challange de rahe ho to bro movi m bhar de jholi wali kavali kyo aad ki ?????????


@PoojaMissra May it be spring in Bihar, may Nitish Kumar be out.  #NitishKaNakliVikas

@PoojaMissra Bihar me bahaar ho nitish Kumar baahar ho #NitishKaNakliVikas


@prtxt @GhantaGuy Seems like the motor is off. The air coming out is hot.

@prtxt @GhantaGuy "lagta hai motor band ho gayi hai. Hawa garam a rahi hai"


why did it happen? #Diwali #nocrackers #crackerban #DelhiNCR #now #mumbai

kyun pad gaye hain #Diwali #nocrackers #crackerban #DelhiNCR #now #mumbai


@lahirip hey, there is even more stock inside. do you want to see something fancy or for daily use?

@lahirip Arey abhi andar aur stock hai. Fancy main dikha dein ya daily use ka?