@The_Sleigher mujhe if rt spree is given then i hope that sir won't start crying.

@The_Sleigher Mujhe darr hai RT spree de diya to Sir emotional ho kar rone na lag jaye


rt @rashidcha1 : @65Alazeem @mudasar_zaffar qandeel baloch knew already that pak won't win the match

RT @rashidcha1 : @65Alazeem @mudasar_zaffar qandeel Baloch pehle se janti thi pak nh jeet pae ga match .. ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚


first,bring 10 marks in either #IIT or #JNU entrance exam and then talk about the standard.

Pehle #IIT ya #JNU ke entrance mein 10 marks laa ke dikha fir standard ki baat kariyo jaahil .. !!


offer the fire of hate with water of love. #Emo

Nafrat ki aag ko mohabbat ke paani se bhujao.
#Emo


mr. prime minister there would be great atmoshpere

mr .  pm  ,  great atmospahre to hoga hi .  .  .  .


rt @8beedb8223a84e9 : and ddca under loyal servant of country @arunjaitley stopped him for 1 year. nationalist @narendramodi https://t.co/bqxq7vâ€¦

RT @8beedb8223a84e9 : And DDCA under Desh bhakt @arunjaitley stopped him for 1 year Kya raastravadi hai @narendramodi https://t.co/BQXQ7vâ€¦


1.5 million were to be deposited in everyone's account!

sabke account me 15 lakh jama honewale the !


twitter turns into titter at night pic.twitter.com/yynpg4ymeb

Twitter raat ko TiTter me badal jata haipic.twitter.com/yynpg4YMEb


modi wants to make price of petrol to be 100 rupees.when would gst be applicable?

Modi Ji Syad Petrol Ki Century Karna Chate He Jab Ki Ushko Fifty Above Rukh Jana Chaiye "Tha Per #GST Kab Lagega?


@FaryalKBaloch what i am writing right now is hindi, the language is not roman or english by doing script roman @versatified

@FaryalKBaloch Abhi main jo likh raha hoon wo Hindi hai, script Roman use karne se language Roman ya English nahi hoti. @versatified


maybe because of old age, you have forgotten that 2 months back riots killed people in basirhat. where were you at that time? were you saving them? #TripleTalaq

Umar ho gayi hai 0 Shayad bhool gaye ho 0 2 months back riots killed people in Bashirhat 0 Tab Kahan thay Aap ? #TripleTalaq bachaa rahey thay ?


@lmRo45 @6jhmk all the best rohit. 50 won't work,you have to make 100.

@lmRo45 @6jhmk all the best rohit bhai ( y ) 50 kya .. 100 banana


rt @nickhunterr : the speed of "bro, i have no balance left in my mobile" is faster than " mutual funds are subject to market risks please read the offer do

RT @nickhunterr : The speed of " Bhai jaldi call kar balance nahi hai " is faster than " Mutualfundsaresubjecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdo


tu pan mhanje kaay?
Mala saarvajanik samsung thevlay ka? Ekti ye mazya barobar


why are some separatists and liberals afraid of seeing the reaction of people? is #AmarnathYatra fearing another #Surgicalstrike

Logo ka reaction dekhkar kucch separatist aur liberal daar kyu rahe hai ? Ek aur #Surgicalstrike ka daar sata raha hai kya #AmarnathYatra


@ChorariaTaruna @abhishek4namo @ANI_news it seems @OfficeOfRG political # startup will be closed before it starts. @INCIndia

@ChorariaTaruna @abhishek4namo @ANI_news lagta hai @OfficeOfRG ka political #startup start hone se pehle hi bankrupt ho jayega . @INCIndia


what is it @iamsrk? how are you done .. it's already 5 minutes and you have not been able to answer yet https://twitter.com/bolshoybooze/status/662195732057882624?s=09 …

Kya yaar @iamsrk kaise hai tumhare.. 5 min ho gaye abhi tak answer nahi de paayehttps://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/662195732057882624?s=09 …


itni khusi kisi ko brbad krne k liye .  .


@Gott_Partikel please do not insult vodafone customers by sending a gif

@Gott_Partikel kripaya gif bhej ke vodafobe customers ki beizzati na kare


no matter how much ladykiller kunal is shown to , his hand tells something else ..

Kunal ko chahe kitna bhi ladykiller dikhao " uska hath kuchh aur hi bayan karta hai ..


why to diet when your weight is very less.

paav kilo ke wazan mein kyu diet karna hai.


goodnight bots !  tomorrow remember 106 and park , mobile twitter chat , and david letterman with @someUSER. good day for the bots!

goodnight bots !  tomorrow remember 106 & park ,  mobo twitter chat ,  and david letterman with @someUSER good day for the bots !


you eat gulab jamun just and keep your mouth shut @RanaAyyubpic.twitter.com/GnQE5dIQo3

aap gulaab jamun khao bas aur muh band rakho  @RanaAyyubpic.twitter.com/GnQE5dIQo3


happy valentine's day , artemis do you remember? come on ! what an idiot would i be if i forgot valentine's day for the 5th year in a row ?

happy valentine's day ,  artemis you remembered .  come on !  what kind of jerk would i be if i forgot valentine's day ? for the 5th year in a row ?


but for me  ,  studying tax is a big deal right now :(


the last maharashtrian to hit 1000 (brothers) was raj thackeray.

The last Maharashtrian to hit 1000 (bhaiyyas) was Raj Thackeray.


i did not even understand brother, just wrote whatever i knew

mujhe bhi nahi samjha bhai, bas pel diya


protractor and set square is kept on table. coming

protractor aur set square table pe .  .  .  .  .  aieeeeeeeee


#MaukaMauka aaj will get a chance today ! let the firecrackers begin . 300+ .. see it yourself south africa aur pakistan . #bleedblue #IndvsSA #WorldCup2015

#MaukaMauka Aaj milega Mauka ! Let the firecrackers begin . 300+ .. Dekh lena South Africa aur Pakistan . #bleedblue #IndvsSA #WorldCup2015


@MeShivShakti  om namah shivaya, happy mahashivratri, hope bholenath fulfill all your wishes, enjoy it.

@MeShivShakti Ohm namaha shivya , Happy mahashivratri , hope bholenath aapki sari manokamnaye poori kare , enjoy it .


@ikaveri, now the jazz will run a little bit sir.

@ikaveri Ab whai jaaj thode hi chalayega sir.


@UrbanTucha will meet you in the next show

@urbantucchha Agley show me milunga pakka.Kal socha sundar girls ko haath lagaane du apko & selfie khinchane du, apan to kabhi aur mil lenge


brother's night was removed https://twitter.com/officeofrg/status/804184407472881664 …

Bhai ki raat ki utar gayihttps://twitter.com/OfficeOfRG/status/804184407472881664 …


@Lala_The_Don enough drama nitish ji ... now your lie has been exposed

@Lala_The_Don Bahut ho gaya drama Nitish jee..Ab aapka jhoot ka parda uth gaya hai  #NitishKaNakliVikas


there are some boys and girls who don't even know how to spell #Badminton

Kuch ladke " ladkiya hai jinhe #Badminton ke spelling tak nahi


bro along with his 2 brothers and ome sister. https://twitter.com/beingsalmankhan/status/804399737319194624 …

Bhai with his 2 bhai's and a behen.https://twitter.com/BeingSalmanKhan/status/804399737319194624 …


Jalandhar jayega whisky ke saath to achha lagega!


the vulgar statement of viswash and now again he is behaving wrongly

visvash ka ashleel bayaan or ab ye ghatiya pann .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .


@MeetUunngLee people who love each other truly don't confess at tl

@MeetUunngLee sachha pyaar log TL par confess nahi karte


@melotus, are you common? is this intended

@melotus Toh AAP common hi hai na? Hadh hai


@_SandSurfer does not have any discrimination

@_SandSurfer me koi bhed bhav nahi rakhta


she said that some day soon , the sun was gonna shine and she couldn't have been more wrong, my valentine .

she said that some day soon ,  the sun was gonna shine .  and she .  .  . couldn't have been more wrong !  my valentine .


instead of listening to #MannKiBaat of people, tell your party members to keep on working without thinking of being rewarded.#jantasaabjanti wait for new change

Sahab logo ki #MannKiBaat sunne s accaha hai zaara apne party kaho karm karei faal k ichaa na karei #JantaSaabJanti hai " wt for new change


it's high time to start living your life rather than his!

High time .. start living yor life rather dn his ...!


@Atheist_Krishna did you understand @kinjealous

@Atheist_Krishna samaj gaya  @kinjealous


long live mother india, not open to debate : amit shah https://t.co/8wjun3wly9

Bharat Mata ki jai ' not open to debate : Amit Shah https://t.co/8wjuN3WlY9


never tech moral high ground. there is no railing and can fall anytime.

Never take a moral high ground. Wahan railing nahi hai aur kabhi bhi gir sakte hain.


and you are the one who is mouthing this time to eat.

aur aap vo h jo is bar khane ke liye muh laplapa rhe h  .  .


ok bro as you say. best of luck for bajrangi.

Han bhaijaan jaisa aap kaho..best of luck for bajrangi bhai


@arunjaitley sir, will you eat once a month or do you watch movies ?? so was voted !! is right

@arunjaitley Sir kya mahine me ek bi bar bhar ni khane doge ya movie dekh e doge?? Islie vote dia tha!! Shi hai #GST


@stupidusmaximus our friend ashish is the best!! happy birthday.

@stupidusmaximus Mumbai chi dhadak, Aapla Ashish bhai kadak!! Happy birthday.


do not go in the face this boy is very gimmicky

sir .  .  chehre pr mat jaiye .  .  bahut nautanki baaj hai yeh launda .  .  :p


when there is a will  ,  there is a way ( y )


let us tell you that you have done a very good dance, there is just a mistake ... the lift you did could have been an escalator - chetan bhagat

Hum aapko bata de ki aapne bahot achha naache hai, bas ek mistake hui hai...aapne jo lift kiya woh escalator ho sakta tha - Chetan Bhagat


pm sir, #failuregovernment is hiding #Demonitism and #gst failure behind issues like taj mahal

#Demonitisation aur #gst ki failure ko tajmahal jaise muddo ke peeche chipa rhe hai pm sir #failuregoverment


@MeetUunngLee hey brother, that tweet was for this, you don't even need to speak @premlata_rai

@MeetUunngLee arre brother, woh tweet iske liye tha, tujhe toh bolne ki bhi zaroorat nahi hai  :P >----->> @premlata_rai


is this the south africa we know ? will take it away, not on demand #MaukaMauka india to break the jinx #CWC15

Is this the South Africa we know ? Maang ke nahi cheen ke lenge #MaukaMauka India to break the jinx #CWC15


congrats so vk , people should remember that there is no cricketer bigger than sachin but he has never won #WorldCup #Dhoni

Cngrts to VK " Logo ko yaad rkhna chahiye sachin se bada koi criktr nhi hua pr vo bhi #WorldCup kabhi nhi jita paya " baki aap smjdaar h #Dhoni


@Lalijogan 37 friendship is also a lot @witchibitchygal

@LaliJogan37 dosti bhi to itti saari hai :)  @witchybitchygal


talk of contemplation, with selfie. #1YearOfModi

Mann ki baat, selfie ke saath. #1YearOfModi


sure! what was his crime? just 250 people were bombed, https://twitter.com/airnewsalerts/status/626666864819707904

bilkul! uska crime hi kya tha? bas 250 logon ko bomb se udvaya tha..https://twitter.com/airnewsalerts/status/626666864819707904 …


@SemperFiUnited leave something to work. let's respect the bro codes!

@SemperFiUnited sab par haq mat jata, thode chhod de yahan bhi. Let's respect the bro codes!


shut up you anti-nationalist people.your are angry because of ban on #TripleTalaq

Shut up you Jihadi Sanghan 0 Abdul itna gussa kyu hain "bhai #TripleTalaq ban hua hai is liye ?


fear god you immature person https://twitter.com/dna/status/696653831908753409 …

Khuda ka to khauf kha nadaanhttps://twitter.com/dna/status/696653831908753409 …


@Marwaari jyoti
jahnavi
jugni
josh
jwala

@Marwaari Jyoti
Jahnavi
Jugni
Josh
Jwala


dance with complete joy my dear as your fan minister is there in power #MessageForMyCrush

Jee bhar ke naach le baby champagne ke shower mein. Yaar tere ka fan minister baitha hai jo power mein. #MessageForMyCrush


the person who wins #UPElection 2017 will only celebrate holi  .

Ye uske liye jo #UPElection 2017 jitega " kyuki holi vhi celebrate krega n .


use the old t-shirt which is used as doormat after it get's torned

purani t-shirt phatne pa jo doormat bankar use hoti hai na, wohi odh lo


@sonakshisinha write "kaamosh" once in shatru sir's style #sonasays

@sonakshisinha Ek baar shatru sahab ki aawaz me Khamosh likhkar dikhao. #sonasays


rt @MairaFaiz : @farahshafi1234 till the management doesn't become corrupt free, the most enjoyable game cricket will still be political.way to go #PCB

RT @MairaFaiz : @farahshafi1234 jub tak management aur team walay theek nahi hotay . Ek cricket thee woh bhi political hogai . Way to go #PCB â€¦


to hum kya kare :p  .  .  .  chal dafa ho ab :(


@YoYoRahulGandhi god knows what all sins will be revealed #YoNitishSoTantrik

@YoYoRahulGandhi na Jane aur kya kya paap niklenge Abhi #YoNitishSoTantrik


kanhaiya - we want freedom. we will take it. bhagat singh - she is your sister-in-law

Kanhaiya - Humein chahiye.. Azadi. Hum le ke rahenge.. Azadi.

Bhagat Singh - Woh teri bhabhi hai pagle.


rt @alohomora0606 : i don't understand from which angle does that alien looks good ? i mean d3 was legendary but d4 ? ohh god!!

RT @alohomora0606 : Meko yeh samajh nahi aata ki kis angle se wo alien ek accha actor lagta hai ? I mean D3 was legendaryðŸ˜ But D4 ? Hey Bhagwaâ€¦


if the right to elect the minister is given to public, if people think that wrong person has been elected, then public should be given right to throw away the minister before his 5 year term ends.

Jb chunane ka aadhikr janta ko h to,jb unhe lage ke galat aadmi chuna gaya h to,5yr kyo sahe uske tanasahi,reject kre usa,isse neta janta k pirti jyda jimmadare honge.


modiji has done the same wrong thing, should have gone to america and england to eat burger, https://twitter.com/firstpost/status/658552509720457216 …

Yeh hi galat kar diya Modiji ne, America aur England jaakar burger khana chahiye tha.https://twitter.com/firstpost/status/658552509720457216 …


rt @Thakurpops : @vaibysays A thief himself is pointing to others for robbery

RT @Thakurpops : @vaibysays hahahhaa chor ki daadi m tinka


today had to sign 5000 times pic.twitter.com/5ytadqhlta

"Aaj 5000 baar signature karna pada"pic.twitter.com/5yTadqHLtA


@melotus it's nice that you know sanskrit

@melotus achha Sanskrit bhi aati hai tumko, waah


thank you , now i have something to return too  https://twitter.com/greatdixit/status/723676854855557121

Dhanyawad... Ab lautaney ke liye mere pass bhi kuch ho gaya :) https://twitter.com/greatdixit/status/723676854855557121 …


@SrBachchan let us sing the song, "john jani janardan tara rum pum pum"

@SrBachchan John jani janardan ... Tara rum pum pum


i used to do my work myself. i never got help

may apna kam khud hi kiya krti thi .  .  mujhe kvi ayse help nhi mila !  !  :/


we wouldn't have wanted to live any more, if you weren't there.

Hamein aur jeene ki khwahish na hoti, agar rum na hote...


pakistan visa also goes on sale https://twitter.com/ranaayyub/status/783991381681319936

Pak Visa ka bhi sale chal riya sihttps://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/783991381681319936 …


idris, wahid for biryani. shekhawat, tundey for kebabs. raheems for breakfast. try kulfi and makhan malai(if available)

Idris, Wahid for biryani. Shekhawat, Tundey for kebabs. Raheems for nihari. Try kulfi and Makhan malai(if available)


@Mishi091_ it was a good decision to send "lala" 6 overs before.he played without pressure

@Mishi091_ yeah IA .. aur bhut accha decision tha Lala ko 6 overs phelay bhejne ka .. without pressure khela hai tu maza bhi aya


@PagluPiggu only jio is left, other all carriers are done

@PagluPiggu matlab sab carriers aa gayi, sirf jio baaki hai


@PushprajZala @DefucktiveHumor we didn't understood what happened here

@PushprajZala @DefucktiveHumor kuch pata nahi chala yaha kya ho gaya


shahrukh is in loss, wherever karan johar is present https://twitter.com/srkian_ram/status/886803037578309632 …

Shahrukh ki naiyya doobi waha..
Jaha Karan Johar ka bum tha https://twitter.com/Srkian_Ram/status/886803037578309632 …


@imVkohli --- well played virat .what an outstandings innings played . long live mother india. keep it up .

@imVkohli --- well played virat bhaiya . What an outstandings innings played . Bharat Mata ki jai . keep it up bhaiyaðŸ‘ .


@NadeemfParacha sir kashmir se fursat mil jaye to ek nazar yahan bhi daal lein.https://twitter.com/faiz_baluch/status/634064157416030208 …

@NadeemfParacha sir kashmir se fursat mil jaye to ek nazar yahan bhi daal lein.https://twitter.com/Faiz_Baluch/status/634064157416030208 …


i will eat ice-cream and go to kashmir for a tour in order to tackle the scrotching heat

Ice cream khaungi, kashmir jaungi, garmi se phatti padi hai piya. haah haah.


To how many men will you marry poonam #PoonamKiShadi

Kitne #PoonamKiShadi karoge, har ghar se ek Poonam niklegi.


salman khan bail has prevented two news reports

Salman Khan Bail has prevented two news reports

"Kya khaya pehli raat jail main Salman ne"

"Raat bhar karwat badalte rahe bhai"


@Mad_Mommy_  i don't have mobile but i know how to love

@Mad_Mommy_ MOBILE NAHI HAI, LOVE SE THODA AATA HAI?


there is no end to his jealousy https://twitter.com/shiningsitaara/status/740569957805621250 …

Inki jalan marham lagane par bhi nahi bhujegi.https://twitter.com/ShiningSitaara/status/740569957805621250 …


return gift me youtube ka link - look what has happened to your world god, how much humans have changed

Return gift me youtube ka link

- Dekh tere sansaar ki haalat kya ho gayee bhagwaan.. Kitna badal gaya insaan


it's friday and the soul train is firmly parked in pri for the soul show on the radio , common perth get your requests in for the next hour

it's friday and the soul train is firmly parked in pri for the soul show on the radio ,  c'mon perth get your requests in for the next hour :)


@MildlyClassic a lot of talent in the bag, it is getting wasted

@MildlyClassic zyada talent pack ho gaya. Waste ho raha hai.


ahetuk ( 2015 ) bengali movie mp3 songs album download http://t.co/nrm9xzf8cu

Ahetuk ( 2015 ) Bengali Movie Mp3 Songs Album Download http://t.co/Nrm9xZf8cu


you have solution to every question, this time @tweeting_pal

Tumhare paas hai har sawaal ka hal
Ab ki baar --> @tweeting_pal


@gauravs0001 @PriyancaBajaj something is wrong

@gauravs0001 @PriyancaBajaj bahot gadbad hai


will modi and manohar parrikar apologize to nation for fake pak boat ? #MahaShivratri #BANvsAFG pakistan # mumbai

Will Modi and Manohar Parrikar apologize to nation for fake Pak Boat ? #MahaShivratri Vyapam #BANvsAFG Pakistan Verna # Mumbai


modi ji's ambiguity is also strategic https://twitter.com/minhazmerchant/status/779925218026401794 …

Modi ji ki ambiguity bhi strategic hoti haihttps://twitter.com/minhazmerchant/status/779925218026401794 …


china has come out to sell china on diwali. https://twitter.com/ani_news/status/787190133942472704 …

Diwali par China ka bikwane khud China ka Prez aaya hai https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/787190133942472704 …


@PotterPinkLips will get everything, keep patience. put me first

@PoutedPinkLips sab milega, sabar rakho. Pehle mujhe rakho


in this also he found a mistake in the world http://twitter.com/news/states/750284092852150274…

isme me bhi galti world ki dhoondh nikali :)https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/750284092852150274 …


congrats. before today i too had same. try tomorrow

congrats. Aaj se pahle mera bhi same tha. Kal try karna


developement takes place if we teach a women


@INCIndia #AnandSharma bro anything ? if can't express real emotions at least don't criticize ! #DontTagMeABhakt https://t.co/trq0wlohzl

@INCIndia #AnandSharma Bhaisahab KUCH BHI ? If can't express real emotions at least don't criticize ! #DontTagMeABhakt https://t.co/trQ0wLohZL


@ ek_samosa_dena @ bolshoybuze sawan's side looks so green

@ek_samosa_dena @BolshoyBooze saawan ke nadhe ko toh hariyali dikhti hai


@Bits_Beats_ this is an internal matter @ jhansanjay

@bits_bytes_ ye to andar ki baat hai @JhaSanjay


@RevieVero will be @shilpiteveri. be patient

@Reviewero @shilpitewari ho jaayega. Sabr karo


this is called true love. . . to see kohli's 1 run, anushka came to sydney from india. . . :)

isko kehte hein sachha pyar .  .  .  kohli ke 1 run ko dekhne ke liye ,  anushka india se sydney aayee thi .  .  .  :)


@GurmeterMarahim #Masghoomanitikampas dhan dhan satguru tera hi aasra papai

@gurmeetramrahim #MSGHumanityCamps Dhan Dhan Satguru Tera Hi Aasra Papa G


now the decision of janata janardan on everything ...

Sab par ab janata janardan ka faisala ...


@ manishfam happy mahashivratri .. manisha ji .. happiness in your life is happiness ..

@ManishaFan Happy Mahashivratri .. manisha ji .. Aapke zivan me khusiya hi khusiya ho ..


i always tell the truth, but who appreciates these tweets? back to twitter.com / 4 to 4

Main hamesha sach bolta hu, ache tweets ki kadar kisko hai magar? pic.twitter.com/4Co4qAsjEo


your team's watch is bad: maybe ... 4 o'clock

Apki PA team ki watch kharab h shayad...4 toh baj gaye..:-(


what should i do, sohni, why don't i find a girl like you in a girls cab?

Kya karu main batao Sohni, mujhe tum jaisi ladki kyun nahi milti ladkiyan cab mein?


the quint "children become terrorists by playing #Holi .. !!!"

The Quint " #Holi khelne se bacche aatankwaadi ban jaate hain ..!!!


@Kajubdamchor @ disinfected had fallen into the gutter

@KajuBadamChor @kitAnurag nahi gatar main gir gaya tha


the more people engaged in banning the padmavati movie: the more it would be if these people were against the people of #Rape #Today.

Jitna log padmaavti movie ko ban karne m lage huye h utna agar ye log #rape karne walo k khilaaf hote toh #desh aaj kuch or hota..


rat @classicalveld: sharmaji's son s'inty performing. look at kohli's son

RT @ClassicallyWild : Sharmaji ka beta isn't performing . Kohli ji ke bete ho dekhlo


@Inkuong so do i understand this relationship?

@Oinkoo OMG to yeh rishta pakka samjhun?


@Mathepuh 2-2 diwali lucky people from bihar .... #GoodBenitishkumar

@MeThePooh 2-2 diwali kismat waale hain bihar wale....  #GoodByeNitishKumar


even people who abuse blue ticks, find it cute. not @ tweetfromragahoo? @ being_humor @Kuikhadalega @Rutkannall

blue tick wale gaali bhi de toh pyara lagta hai logon ko. hain na @tweetfromRaghu? @Being_Humor @KyaUkhaadLega @RootKanal


@ theroxar 8 @ insomplicated__ where is it, it's true.

@Therockstar8 @imcomplicated__ khoob kahan hai, sach baat hai ye.


nobody likes or likes on my comment, why :(

mere cmnt pe na koi like krta na rply aisa kyu :(


sa a child used to hear 'hussan-e-jana's praise is not possible' as' he 'jana's praise is not possible' in afreen afreen and it still made sense

As a child I used to hear 'Husn-e-jana ki tareef mumkin nahi' as 'Usne jaana ki tareef mumkin nahi' in Afreen Afreen and it still made sense


when karan johar was born the doctors side, congratulations… something happened, something happened

When Karan Johar was born the doctors said, badhai ho... kuch toh hua hai, kuch hogaya hai


@ madan_chikna is its mall which was half ilegal .. police dropped it .. there was a commotion @ rajexpresssnavus

@Madan_Chikna Iska mall hai jo half illegal tha.. Police ne use gira diya.. Bohot humgama hua tha @RajExpressNews


@Olibabasehgal to get kheer after dinner

@OnlyBabaSehgal dinner ke baad milegi kheer


pag pag has written the name of the drinker.

Peg peg pe likha hai peene wale ka naam.


@Gurmeetramrahim #MSGdedicatesAwardToGuruji wow congratulations guru ji


a lot of water is dripping today, at the bottom, from the sky, and @ bolshoivooze @oxymoronik_mepik.tvitter.com/8x5gvpit9

Bahot paani tapak raha hai aaj, TL par, aasman se, aur...
@BolshoyBooze @oxymoronic_mepic.twitter.com/8h5rqVPyt9


@Sadiatistic well. now try to sleep. lots of rats.

@sadiatistic accha . akhon ghumanor try kor . onk rat hoise .


@Vyomnaut what is visible is written sir

@Vyomnaut jo dikh raha hai wahi likha hai sir


@ anubhasukala7 lamp burns before it gets extinguished, same goes with it: d @AgentSafras

@AnubhaShukla7 Diya bujhne se pehle kafi bhdakta hai, wahi iske sath hai :D @AgentSaffron


@ a_samosa_dena ana would not have found customers drinking till morning: -d

@ek_samosa_dena Anna ko subah tak peene walee grahak mile nahi honge :-D


many times the inner sweater in haste, worn upside down. . . :-)

kayi baar jaldibaji me andar ka sweter ulta phna ,   .  .  .  :-)


sari chalk used to take white shoes. . : p

saari chalk to pt shoes ko white karne me lag jaati thi .  .  :p


@Incoming_Doc .: liberal neighbors came home at 2 o'clock .. mummy started complaining to papa

@awk_doc haha.. Liberal padosi ghar aa gaye raat ke 2 baje.. Mummy papa se shikayat karne lage


@Hithereherenway listen be you whoever .. talking to my friend @tweeting_apple tamizh @timgunjanagarungay @dramebajakudi

@hitherehereneve sun be tu jo bhi ho .. Meri dost @tweeting_pal se tameez se baat karna @iamGunjanGrunge @DramebaazKudi


@VichyBitchGal hahaha .. betel nut time gone .. now people take sushi

@witchybitchygal hahahaa.. Supari ka zamana gaya.. Ab log sushi lete hai


indians: we don't repect things which we have spaniards: same here

Indians: Ghar ki murgi daal barabar

Spaniards: Ghar ki murgi Na-dal barabar


people of my country -> vande mataram -> this is jo desh mera -> azeemo shan shahanshah -> aunty police will call #IndependenceDay

Aye mere watan ke logon -> Vande matram -> Yeh joh desh hai mera -> azeem o shaan shahenshah -> Aunty police bula legi #IndependenceDay


no problem, best of luck for your future

koe nie  .  .  .   .  bst of luck fo ua future  .  .  :)


see how #JNU mandali made fun of #FreedomofExpression

Dekhiye kaise #JNU mandali ne #FreedomofExpression ka majaq bana rakha hai ...


come on, #Tast can have up to 40% #Tax collection .... previously it was up to 28%

chalo #GST me 40% tak #Tax vasuli ho sakti hai .... pahle 28% tak thi


@SonalSalamanandak: sa this time india for the day. opportunity. it took a chowk and took the opportunity #indwassa"

" @sonalSalmanK : SA this time India didn't waste opportunity . Chauka bhi laga aur mauka bhi le kiya #IndvsSA "


@ ek_samosa_dena just ate ashutosh ?? @MuscleBai

@ek_samosa_dena BC ashutosh ko kha gayee ??  @MasalaBai


rat @ rofalgandhi_: countess gole se aaye ho bhaiya @Ivakohli #indavas

RT @RoflGandhi_ : Kaunse gole se aaye ho bhaiyaa @imVkohli #IndvsAus


teacher: goat from g, tell another word from g? student: i look everywhere i have ever met, i do not believe whose love i have ... "

Teacher: G se Goat, aur batao G se?
Student: G se dhundta hu main har kahin jo kabhi mili mujhe hai nahi mujhe jiske pyar par ho yakeen...


chalo tum insist kar hi rahe ho toh theek.


@ omria o lord ... today is #Mahashivratri ... please do not say such things ... i am brahmachari write modi:

@OyeMaria Hey bhagwan ... aaj #MahaShivratri hai ... aisi baatein naa karein plz ... im a brahmachari like modi ji :p


liar kejriwal is this modi devotee and has kept him sitting on your head. you:

Liar. Kejriwal is Modi bhakt and use to sar pe baitha rakha hai tum logo ne.https://twitter.com/angryoungwoman/status/811858525680975872 …


@ ra_bs it is even less then 10 thousand times

@Ra_Bies ye 10 hazaar baar RT ho toh bhi kam hai


@ ra_bs @Alladdin a song from me, loud loud sunna from itthatpus:

@Ra_Bies @Alllahdin mere taraf se ek gaana, bade jor se sunna issehttps://youtu.be/JrBgMHpmtcA


@ friendly_ghost doesn't get around, ghost is not gay

@friendlii_ghost ghumne se nahi milta, bhoot is not gay


@ArvindKejriwal @Sharmanagender sir, in which jail he has been assassinated. it would have been better to have tweeted @Hamindia @Bjprajnath singh

@ArvindKejriwal @sharmanagendar sir kis jail mein dala hai have u asked . Tweet karne se accha hota @HMOIndia @BJPRajnathSingh se puch lete


@Roditox sometimes emo flies .. in that too

@RowdyTalks kabhi kabhi to emo pelte hai.. Usme bhi


40% of people in india say breakfast in breakfast ..

India me 40% log naashte me outrage khate hai..


did guddu's house not become tinday this time? : d

abki baar guddu ke ghar tindey nahi bane  ?  :d


sharma ji's friend got beaten up today. . : d

sharma ji ka launda aaj pit hi gaya .  .  :d


@AkshayKanitkar means the arrow crosses straight ..

@akshaykanitkar Matlab teer seedha nishaane par laga hai.. haha @Ra_Bies @HathwalaThakur


@ arunapakh 57 not getting good, all out of stock is :(

@Arunapk57 achhi nahi mil rahi hai, sab out of stock hai :(


hahaha .. mr. dee rather stay unmarried than saying "i love you."

Hahaha.. I'd rather stay unmarried than saying "Mujhe tumse pyaar hai."


hahaha not even qualified yet, wenger will not win, if wenger withdraws then he will not win for next 4 years!

Hahaha abhi to qualify bhi nahi hui hai, Wenger hoga toh nahi jeetenge, agar Wenger hatt gaya phir to agle 4 saal tak nahi jeetenge!


nowadays nobody even fight. where have all died?

Aajkal koi fight bhi nahi karta. Kahan mar gaye sab?


both of you must have bought the evening brand as well, although you are more rich than it is today. even with face! x-d

tumlog dono ne same brand bhi khareeda hoga, waise tu usse zyada Raees hai aaj ke time par. Shakal se bhi! x-D


salman brother, never meet me in front of you, you will definitely hug me, you will get beat,

Salman bhai,kabhi aap samne miljao na,toh jarur apke gale laag jaunga,,taab mera v kick laag jayegi,,,


this is who i am. general chat chat lounge hanging on the couch on the back of my waist, but no courage to dare. general chat chat lounge

aisa hee huaa thaa last match me .  . kamar toot gayee aadhe sofe par latke hue lekin himmat thee ko koi hilaa ho .  .


@Achil_Bits what a very thi @ retardeddriver

@akhil_bits ye chaal thi  @retardedwriter


@Twenitisha celebrating all diwali on facebook right now

@twinitisha facebook pe abhi sab diwali mana rahe hai


bhai phir se tu u turn lega 15february ko .  .  .  meko sab pata h .  .  bolega ki janta nahi chahti thi ki hum 15th february ko shapath le


body language of sonia gandhi: restless and not "modi can't afford no more" #SuperBuzz

Body language of Sonia Gandhi : Restless and Uneasy " Bas kar Modi ab aur Bardasht nahi hota " #SuperBudget


@ek_samosa_dena waah waah ... ustaad mashya haglya!

@ek_samosa_dena Waah Waah ... Ustaad Mashya Haglya!


@Twitting_Pal vao .. visions of great gods and goddesses are seen in rare places .. we are blessed to have received your mentions.

@tweeting_pal wow.. Dulabh jagaho par hi bade bade devi devatao ke darshan hote hai.. Hum to dhanya ho gaye aapka mention paa kar


solve all on twitter "brother outdoor is not safe anyway and now there are also # 280 characters here. # smogindelli

Twitter pe hi solve karlo sab "bhai outdoor waise bhi safe nhi aur ab to idhar #280charcters bhi hain. #smogindelhi


meaning why do your sister have to enter here? http: //twitter.com/pizonnalyx/states/753245590767665153…

Matlab yahan par apni behen ko kyu ghusana hai? https://twitter.com/pigeonladyX/status/753245590767665153 …


dhoni to bangladesh: "older mano holi hi"

Dhoni to Bangladesh: "Bura na maano Holi hai" #IndvsBan


@ insomplicated__ these silken hairs, these sweet eyes. all are living by seeing them <3: - *

@imcomplicated__ Ye reshmi zulfein, ye sharbati aankhein. Inhe dekh kar ji rahe hai sabhi <3 :-*


achha BC abhi jisko maine abhi jawab diya?


shocked sena. neither does shobha 'day'ati? !!? # celebanowels

ShivSena ko aisi harkate . n Shobha ' Dey'ti hain kya ?!!? #CelebNovels


@ daddy_sam @ ramprasad_s eats ten shoes, still lulz take my photo from us

@daddy_san @ramprasad_c das joote khate hain humse phir bhi mera photo utha let hain lulz


@Mantan14Malai & khopra laddoo too hypic.twitter.com / iq16

@mamtan14  malai and khopra laddoo  bhi haipic.twitter.com/YIq16A3iaq


you called my brother elephant!! https://twitter.com/sallufan2712/status/750975632381710336 …

Bhai ko haathi bola!
Hawwhttps://twitter.com/sallufan2712/status/750975632381710336 …


but now i am at home going after a while

abhi ghr pe hu but thodi der baad going to ofc .  .  . :-(


abhijeet: doctor, stomach is very bad since yesterday evening. doctor: did you eat anything from outside? abhijeet: yes, abusive words

Abhijeet: Doctor sahab, kal shaam se pait bahut kharab hai.
Doctor: Bahar se kuch khaya kya?
Ahhijeet: Ji...Gaaliyaan.


@OyeMaria accha. can wait till then for sure. itni bhi koi jaldi nahin hai ðÿ˜ †

@OyeMaria Accha . Can wait till then for sure . Itni bhi koi jaldi nahin hai ðŸ˜†


modi ji to submit #tripletalk in the religious realm, you accept qub kalma post islam?! rajneeti you are "ho beautiful javo you

Modi ji #TripleTalaq ko Religious daayare mein dekne k liye aap kub kalma pad k Islam Qubul kare?! Rajneeti aap kar rahe "ho sudar jawo aap


@Talker_ broken bow or keep it down. : d

@WatDaDuck_ Toote dhanush ke neeche rakhi thi. :D


@floydimus aculy vimal pan masala: daane daane me kesar 'dumb

@floydimus Aculy Vimal Pan Masala : Daane daane mein 'kesar' ka dumb


jitne tan-mann se karni sena padmavati ko virudh kar rahi hai waise hi .. woh desh mai hote "corruption" rape naxalite activities n pak related chejo ka virudh karti toh aur aacha lagta #padmaavat #KarniSena

Jitne Tan-Mann se karni sena padmavati ko virudh kar rahi hai waise hi.. Woh desh mai hote "corruption "Rape naxalite activities n pak related chejo ka Virudh karti toh aur aacha lagta #padmaavat #KarniSena


rat @lasunil: happy mahashivratri wishes, ardhanarishwar. nandlal bose. 1942. http: //t.co/pv7

RT @lsunil : MahaShivratri ki shubh kamnaye RT He is Ardhanarisvara . Nandalal Bose . 1942 . http://t.co/PWq7vBxWVd


there is no game for the # 0 wt20 #Pakistan

Koey baat nahi abhi bee Game 0n haa #Pakistan kee #WT20


is the name or poetry? http: //twitter.com/narendramodi/states/804911464569937920…

Naam hai ya Shayari?https://twitter.com/narendramodi/status/804911464569937920 …


. @ navendusingh_bhai not every journalist likes gimmick. @Thesuniljine @ arvindkejriwal

.@NavenduSingh_ Bhai har journalist ko nautanki pasand nahi aati. @thesuniljain @ArvindKejriwal


@WaggishNushki haar jeet to chalti rehti hai


kumar bosh: today i am so tired . wife: what did you do today kumar bosh: leftover sarah #RightFieldia "

*Evening*

Kumar Bakwas: Aaj bohot thak gaya..
Wife: Kya kiya aaj aisa
Kumar Bakwas: Bacha hua saara #RaitaFailaDiya


pa - jio sim ad was done by modi
&
tim cook - we sign obama for iphone 7
&
pa: bad idea, do kejriwal better than obama

PA - Jio sim ki ad Modi ne kari

Tim Cook - Hum iPhone7 ke liye Obama ko sign karte hai

PA - bad idea, Obama se achcha hai Kejriwal ko karo


@Ra_bs sir you thought we deserved it @kulfunnitsahirat @kukhadlega @the_slagahar @ being_humer

@Ra_Bies Sir aapne iss layak samjha hume  @coolfunnytshirt @KyaUkhaadLega @The_Sleigher @Being_Humor


@ForwardShortleg @Rituphalal3Will @Srinivyasan @Saashish @Shiva_Shapur, i think dhoni needs is more like a bowl.

@forwardshortleg @rootofall3vil @srinivyasan @c_aashish @shiv_shahapur no I think dhoni needs to bowl wala zyada ho gaya.


@ kulfunnitsuhrat it should be investigated @opindia_com @ bhak_sala

@coolfunnytshirt iski jaanch honi chahiye @OpIndia_com @bhak_sala


@lack_a_daisy pallu nahi hai? kaha gaye sanskaar #shameful


i had to wish everyone in the university. . . and had to go to the staff room ten times :(

mujhe to individually sabko wish karna padta tha  .  .  . aur das baar staff room me jana padta tha :(


even then. @Kaminochori is not of narrow thinking

tharak ka fir bhi hai. Narrow thinking ka nahi hai @KameeniChhori


in the last part, guddu gets consumed by eating chasma garbage bin: d: d

last part me guddu chasma khana se laga leta hai garbage bin :d :d


if anyone wins today, only india will win the world cup! #News

Aaj koi bhi jeet lo, World Cup to India hi jeetegi! #NZvSA


@ meetunangali @ dishastra you are hot brother. don't be the modest

@MeetUunngLee @Dishasatra aap hot hai bhai. Modest na bano


friday faking release: dhokha (* ing rita bahuguna joshi, amit shah, rahul gandhi) http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/pics/friday-faking-release-dhokha-ing-rita-bahuguna-joshi-amit- shah-rahul-gandhi-17941… #Re

Friday Faking Release: Dhokha (*ing Rita Bahuguna Joshi, Amit Shah, Rahul Gandhi) http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/pics/friday-faking-release-dhokha-ing-rita-bahuguna-joshi-amit-shah-rahul-gandhi-17941 … #Re


@Khan_Subhendu, have you ever imagined that this can happen? http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9t6ory&feature=youtube.be…

@khan_subhendu kabhi soncha hain aise bhi lag sakti hain vaat?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI&feature=youtu.be … #LagGayiVaat Shine


jon snow is not dead. rumindus also had a daughter-in-law of off kyon.

Jon Snow is not dead. Reminds me of Kyon ki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi.


@witchybichigal vices are so good but the third photo is full swag :)

@witchybitchygal wais to sari achhi hain par third wali photo mein full swag hai :)


so you took the experience from all over the place #aachakiya. now buy from here #flipkart

To sab jagah sey experience ley liya #aachakiya .. ab yahin sey khareedo #flipkart :)


@YearOfRat @Alllahdin pakistan go to hell. hindustan live long.

@YearOfRat @Alllahdin Pakistan Murdabad. Hindustan Zindabad. Aai chi Jai.


it's not about delhi rather it's about the country


come on, why are you talking big, are you crazy?

Oye tu kyu badi badi baate karra hi...... Pagal ho kya...


sad to see that our @rajnathsingh only condemns and talks about @RashtrapatiBhvn #dadri #JNU #du but here is standing silent ?

Sad to say that our @rajnathsingh sirf kadi ninda karte hai aur @RashtrapatiBhvn #dadri #JNU #du ke baare mein bolte hai lekin yaha chuppi ?


bad times when u missed waterloo road last thursday and when in tenerife you dont realise it is the last episode, #notfair

bad times when u missed waterloo road last thursday when in tenerife and dont realise it was the last episode :( #notfair


@Nirmalogy hahaha. he wrote wrongly even after copying from t.v

@Nirmalogy Hahaha. saala tv se dekh ke likhne me bhi galat likh diya..


@sailorsmoon haha. very good joke. Tell me one more brother

@sailorsmoon Haha.. Very good joke.. ek aur suna na bhai


In this hot summer , do leaders and hapless citizens really have to go through rallies, processions , speeches for votes ? doesn't performance count ?

In this hot summer , do netas and hapless citizens really have to go through rallies , yatras , speeches for votes ? Don't performance count ?


hussey has given something to pollard #MIvsCSK

Kuchh to diya hain Hussey ne Pollard ko #MIvsCSK


gulzar : It seems that you have again met Imam today and returned.  rakhi: oh my god! what is the reason behind saying that     gulzar: your words contain imam's fragrance.

Gulzar: Lagta hai aaj tum phir Imam se milkar ayi ho
Rakhi: Hey bhagwan, aisa kyon bola
Gulzar: Teri baton mein Imam ki khushboo hai


aree guddu to blkul mujhpr hi gya hai…hahaha lolzz ! !


@akshaykanitkar where do you get these links from ?

@akshaykanitkar LOL! Tujhe ye links kahan se mil jaate hai?


poor dogs. take your bombs, if you have the world's best batsman then we have world's best captain and wicketkeeper.

hahaha bichare kutiyo . . . le lo apne phatake . . . tumhare paas dunia ka best batsman he to hamare paas dunia ka best captain n wicket keeper he :d


@Jal_kukdi there is a lot of drama happening today.

@Jal_Kukdi hahaha gajab drama ho raha hai aaj to.


Last time i saw fardeen khan in the no entry area. the police fined him.

Last time Fardeen Khan ko No Entry me dekha tha. Police wale challan kaat rahe thay!


in spite of you being rajesh, i treat you like rajeshwari. give me some respect

tu Rajesh hone ke bawajood, main tujhe Rajeshwari jaise treat karta hu. Thoda toh izzat de bhai


brother, there is no need to put dot in front of the handle every time https://twitter.com/EconomicTimes/status/675564905701896192 …

Bhai har baar handle ke aage dot lagana zaroori nahi haihttps://twitter.com/EconomicTimes/status/675564905701896192 …


@iamGunjanGrunge and now the talk comes on the girl! you are my brother! you remember right! girls come and go! @hitennarendra

@iamGunjanGrunge Bus aab baat ladki pe aagayi ! tu bhai hai na mera !! yaad hai na! Ladki to aati jaati rahengi !! :) @hitennarendra


community , cougar town , friday night lights , glee , mad men , modern family , six feets under , skins , terra nova or the wire?

community , cougar town , friday night lights , glee , mad men , modern family , six feets under , skins , terra nova o the wire ? ? ?


#136 : RK should have been demolished long back. in spite of finishing the new road they are blocking the road

#136 : RK ko to bahut pahele demolish karna chahiye tha ... Naya road banne ke baad bhi kitna din road ko block karke chal raha tha ...


look brother apply filters in instagram and put the dog type picture on snapchat. it's aww so cute.

Dekho bhai aap instagram par filters aur snapchat par kutton wali pic lagao, it's aww sho cute


@pawan_kulkarani1 he is even shy to talk to people

@pawan_kulkarni1 kai logo ke sath to bat karne se bhi dar lagta hai


primavera fixture list - milan primavera begin their campaign on august 25th at cesena and end it on april 27th at . http/URL

primavera fixture list - milan primavera begin their campaign on august 25th at cesena and end it on april 27th at s . . . http/URL


@ek_samosa_dena @friendlii_ghost @zoomphatak brothers,  gokul at 7 tomorrow ?

@ek_samosa_dena @friendlii_ghost @zoomphatak Bhai log kal aajao Gokul 7 baje?


@AdvancedMaushi tears and proverbs come out of a broken heart @oxymoronic_me

@AdvancedMaushi Toote hue dil se bas aansu aur shayari nikalti hai @oxymoronic_me


@GadhviLaxman the talk is right @iamkits

@GadhviLaxman hahaa baat to sahi hao @iamkits


@twinitisha no. only when i think about you. oh wait. that means everyday.

@twinitisha Nahi.. Sirf jab tumhari yaad aati hai.. Oh wait..That means roz


friends, brothers and sisters. if my government comes to power then within 1 year i will provide jobs to 3 crore unemployed people.

Doston , bhaiayon or bahno meri sarkar aayegi to 1year ma 3cr berojgaron KO naukri dunga ... he he # _


@akshaykanitkar @MeetUunngLee Oh! congratulations @ bhaiyyajispeaks

@akshaykanitkar @MeetUunngLee are waah badhai @bhaiyyajispeaks


seems time has passed but it is never going to be 3:30 today

Lagta hai jaise jamana beet gaya par 3:30 nai hone wale aaj !!!


i cannot take it out of my head. yesterday, i had scolded some people in the office.

mere dimaag se nahi utraa hai ye, kal office mein suna diya kuch logon ko!


@GabbbarSingh if u come out the metro work is going on

@GabbbarSingh bahar niklo toh metro ka kaam chalu hai


it is important to bane #TripleTalaq nowadays ... nowadays people use it for their own advantage

#TripleTalaq Pe ban Bahot jaruri he Aaj ke zamaane me ... Galat Fayda utha rahe he Aaj kal ke log iska ...


The biharis are again jolted that now for giving upsc they have to also study about #GST. modi should resign #gstrollout

ham Bihariyo k liye ek aur sadma lag gaya h Ab UPSC k liye #GST bhi padna padega. Mudi should resign #gstrollout


can anyone tell what is the name of that red player ?

koi mujhe batayega ye red wali player ka kya naam hai ? ? ? ?


@Fussy_ca yes then i will give it to the prime minister relief fund.

@Fussy_Ca haan tab Pradhan Mantri Rahat Kosh me jama kara dunga


#INDvsWI we can witness that the indian team and dhoni are also facing the #GST effect

#INDvWI Aaj to india team aur dhoni per bhi #GST ka asar dikh rha h


pakistani trolls be like "should i now take off my pants also" #IndvsPak

Pakistani trolls be like " Bhai ab pant bhi khol du kya " ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ #IndvsPak https://t.co/T7iFYy4V8a


I am on the internet. how can you expect me to be awesome ?

internet pe hu bc . how can you expect me to be awesome ?


because he is going to get dropped from the indian team

kyuki india team se iska patta katne wala hai . . . .


#movienight tomorrow at the student union. @ 8pm the movie will be safe house ! #teamuapb

#movienight tomorrow at the student union @ 8pm the movie will be safe house ! #teamuapb


kim jong kun of north korea celebrating #KejriwalDiwas huepic.twitter.com/qLQJjraoPV

North Korea ke Kim Jong Un #KejriwalDiwas manate huepic.twitter.com/qLQJjraoPV


@saedesairajdeep i pray god that you get jailed as soon as possible ... bitch

@sardesairajdeep bhagwan kare tuje Jail bahut jaldi naseeb ho .... KUTTE


@iMademoiselle doesn't make a difference, that is why you told it. do whatever you want

@iMademoiselle Fark nahi padta, woh toh tu this isiliye bol diya, delete kar na kar jo kuch kar!


enjoy with our money. go to a world tour.

Enjoy krlo humare paise se ...world tour waw. .....


@MildyClassic sir please lend me for 1 day. you have 8 - 10

@MildlyClassic Sir pls udhaar de do 1 din ke liye.. Aapke paas to 8-10 hai


come on , we will bring the government down


@ashutosh83B do not be tensed brother. take the access janapic.twitter.com/D6NhmDgewj

.@ashutosh83B bhai pareshaan mat ho.. Access le janapic.twitter.com/D6NhmDgewj


this is frustrating now. take the ravana team out. jai shri ram

This is frustrating now. Out karo yaar raavan ki sena ko. Jai Shri Ram.


i have told you before too . guddu is becoming naughty. someone please make him understand.

mene phle bhi bola tha . . . ye guddu bigadtaa ja raha hai . . . samjhao koi ese . . ! ! !


@91mishraprachi haha, we still have the finals

@91mishraprachi haha, finals toh phir bhi hai


yes brother . when ind vs pak happens you should definitely come. we will arrange for a festival

Haan bhai, Ind vs Pak ho jaaye toh yahan zaroor aana aap. Jashn ki taiyaari hogi


the security in rajpath is so tight that not only from the house, people are not coming out of their blankets

aaj rajpath par itni security hai ki logo ko apne ghar se tho kya apni rajaai se nikalne ki bhi aanumati nai hai . . . .


can i tell you the truth sir. kiran ma'am throws better than you

sir ji ek sach bolu , kirn ji aap se accha feak leti hai ! !


@premlata_rai be careful ! a fight can take place due to all these things !

@premlata_rai Bach kar rehna! Dangal ho sakta hai aise sab cheezon se!


long drive too kentucky tomorrow. hopefully going to get the big buck we caught on camera, at least we got @someUSER playing in the chevy !

long drive too kentucky tomorrow hopefully gonna get the big buck we caught on cam , at least we got @someUSER playing in the chevy ! <3


count day tomorrow shouldnt even go ! winans is crazy -_-


i really have to find my dress for saturday . i may have to go with plan b dress , which is fine.

i really have to find my dress for saturday . i may have to go with plan b dress , which is fine too .


@TheDilliMirror you are not a poor guy. you are a poor gay

@TheDilliMirror Gareeb Guy nahi tu Gareeb Gay hai


haha. yes we get a good feeling when we write words.

Haha, haan bahot alag si feeling aati hai achhi baatein likhte waqt, sobriety ki maa di..


great ! what is the plan for match tomorrow? do we go and watch the match?

Bahot sahi! Kal ke match ka kya plan hai? Match dekha jaaye?


@friendliii_ghost you use airtel now so you tease like that ? don't you remember last year?

@friendlii_ghost saale Airtel pe chala gaya to aise majak udayega ab? Yaad nahi pichhla saal?


mom is calling you , go home. rukhsar's aunt has given complaint of your slippers being stolen.

Ghar ja ammi bula rahi hai, tere chappal chori ki complaint kari hai rukhsar khaala nehttps://twitter.com/DekhBilal/status/711111293713960960 …


hello arvind brother . my name is salim  and salim anagrams to islam . using this strategy we can get votes.

Hello Arvind Bhai.. Mera naam Salim hai Salim..and Salim anagrams to Islam.. Ab iss baat ko hype karke vote kamaenge https://twitter.com/Atheist_Krishna/status/560346590850740224/photo/1pic.twitter.com/1nx7WD4RDb


you are making me jealous. these colleges . is "these" a side joke ? i just want, in baraat, people welcome

tum log mujhe jealous kar rahe ho - ye iin college ka kya " inn " side joke hain ? hum toh sirf itna chahate hain ki baaratio ka swagath pan parag se ho . :-)


it has been told in #Trump 's ear. next deal is with USA

Ye #Trump ke Kaan mei Bta rkha hai " agla deal USA se hai 0


when expectations are less happiness is more "@FirstpostSports : Pakistan 12/0 (4) - This is now their best opening partnership"

Umeedein kam ho toh khushi bhi zyada hoti hai "@FirstpostSports: Pakistan 12/0 (4) - This is now their best opening partnership"


@Roflindian @sagarcasm. the talk belongs to under

@Roflindian @sagarcasm Yeh under ki baat hai.


aunty, everything is boring nowadays. fun is missing

aunty, sabkuch boring hogaya hai life mein aajkal. Phun is missing :(


@nycgirl_nikki23 you never came with me.

@nycgirl_nikki23 mere saath to kabhi nahi kiya


it is you who is running. you have any brain problem?

bhaag to tum rahe ho, kuch dimagi taklif?


so happy for one six ? you have 11 members in the team

Ek chakke par itni khushi? Tumhare paas toh 11 hai team mein.


if you reply me then today's party from my side.

Apne muje reply kiya to 'aj ki party meri taraf se'


@someUSER 13th . there is no android device worth buying outside of the nexus line. in my opinion . especially not the galaxy 's line

@someUSER 13th . there is no android device worth buying outside of the nexus line , in my opinion . especially not the galaxy s line


taking a wicket now is more important than #CongressMuktBharat

Wicket lena #CongressMuktBharat se bhi zyada zaroori ab


you are looking good in this photo. im just feeling sad for the girl. https://twitter.com/vickylullaa/status/748122486479294466 …

Ye photo mein achha lag raha hai, bas ladki par taras aaraha hai.https://twitter.com/vickylullaa/status/748122486479294466 …


@tweeting_pal you eat the jalebi pic.twitter.com/BvAkC7vfI3

@tweeting_pal lo aap jalebi khaopic.twitter.com/BvAkC7vfI3


@someUSER haha brilliant!! morning katie .. happy friday! body loves the drawing of him!

@someUSER haha brilliant ! ! morning katie . . . happy friday ! bodg loves the drawing of him ! m


hey 7 foot - even if you would have run and come, the ball would have reached faster!!! lol (not that i mind !) #IndvsPak

Abe 7 footiya - daud ke hi aa jaata to ball jaldi pahuchti !!! Lol ( not that I mind ! ) #IndvsPak


brother also got included with you. there is no honesty. everyone wants to join and politics and rob.

anna bhi aap me shamil hogaye . imandari koi nahi sab politics me entry marke lutna chahate hai .


i have waited for a long time. can't wait anymore. bye. i am angry on you.

bahut wt kiya aur nahi....bye...gussa hu app sa


where are you brother. tell something. how are you.

kaha ho vai...kuch batao...kaise ho.....


not like that. girls too have games. let's play tetris.

esa nahi hai yaar ladkio k b game hote hai tetris lagao . . . . :p


@DiwakarKothari_ calm down dk. your anger would burst tanmay's balloon. the world will experience a holocaust.

@DiwakarKothari_ shaant ho ja DK. Tere gusse ki garmi se Tanmay ka gubbara phat jaega..Duniya pe pralay aa jaega @HathwalaThakur @thetanmay


@witchybitchygal KXIP are watching only sunny. we are going to lose the match @Ra_Bies

@witchybitchygal KXIP wale Sunny ko hi dekh rahe hai.. Match haarne wale hai @Ra_Bies


all the members of both the families are here ranveer-deepika. the mandap is good, so get married for free

Dono families puri ki puri yaha hain Ranveer-Deepika, shaadi kar lo mandap accha laga hua hai free me kaam ho jayega.


new die hard movie coming out feb 14. looks like bruce willis is going to be my valentine date

new die hard movie coming out feb 14 . . looks like bruce willis is going to be my valentines date:o)


my eyes were craving to read this. kudos!

Aankheiin taras gayi thi ye padne, kudos!


@Champ_Nikk did i say anything wrong. @ShirishKunder

@Champ_Nikk kuch galat to nahi bola @ShirishKunder


dr.mohamed morsi announced as egypt's first elected president after the glorious 25th jan revolution.

dr . mohamed morsi announced as egypt's first elected president after the glorious 25th of jan revolution . .


@NotSoNautankee today's party  from my side.

@NotSoNautankee aaj ki party meri taraf se


@Mad_Mommy_ don't let any good happen by anyone's hands. the girl is coming by her own and adding. what is your problem @Zugambi

@Mad_Mommy_ bas kisi ke saath kuch achcha mat hone dena.. Ladki khud aage chal kar WA pe add kar rahi hai.. Tujhe kya problem @Zugambi


should i show article above two? just say yes. then we will see who is what @postcard_news

Do se upar article dikhaoon? Bas haan bol bhai. phir dekhte hain kaun kya hai @postcard_news


everyone apply fevicol and sit when india's match is going on

sab fevicol ka jod laga k baith jaate hain , india k match k samay mein . . . . :d :d


Hi @tweeting_pal baby bhool gayee kya mujhe ?


people like you support those people who question on #SurgicalStrike.

tum jaise log to unhi ko support karenge jinhone #SurgicalStrike par sawaal uthae .


everyone wants to earn, tell something new


mizzou commemorates its win over kentucky with a t-shirt . no,really. dr.saturday - yahoo! sports http/URL #fb

mizzou commemorates its win over kentucky with a t-shirt . no , really . | dr . saturday - yahoo ! sports http/URL #fb


salman brother i am your big fan. i am from pakistan. please please please please reply me one time. please i am waiting.

salman bhai am ur big fan.... am from paaaakkkiiissstan.... plzzz plzzzzz plzz plzzzz rply me one time..... plzzzzz waiting


ticket prices go up on friday! get your tickets tomorrow ! ! at the murphy center ticket office! you don't wannt to miss this year's #mtsustepshow

ticket prices go up friday ! get your tickets tomorrow ! ! at the murphy center ticket office ! you don't wanna miss this years #mtsustepshow


last year's steal the project do dusting write a new name collect it get goo numbers !! and don't forget to get the project money from home.

last years project churao dusting karo naya naam likho jama karo ache number pao ! ! aur haan ghar se project ke paise lena mat bhoolo ! ! !


@ ChickenBiryanii waah! .. i even like it  @divyadutta25 @SRKswarrior1

@ChickenBiryanii arre waah.. Mujhe to pasand bhi hai @divyadutta25 @SRKswarrior1


@narendramodi i am your big fan. the big world is fine but kindly take care of the local issues too.

.@narendramodi sir big fan. dunia-daari thik hai lekin thoda desh ke local issues par bhi dhyan dijiye.


@OdedraJagdish i am looking it for the second time ok

@OdedraJagdish doosri bar dekh raha hu k


very goo very good very good https://twitter.com/MyVoiceOpIndia/status/787588977419104256 …

Bahut khoob bahut khoob bahut khoobhttps://twitter.com/MyVoiceOpIndia/status/787588977419104256 …


me and @someUSER booked in to see "a good day to die hard" on february 14 2013 (valentine's day) .

me and @someUSER booked in to see a good day to die hard on february 14 2013 (valentine's day) .


@Sarcaism_ get a cigarette along with you


@jayantgajiria thanks brother. i will call you in need of help

@jayantgajria hahaa.. Thanks bhai.. Zarurat padi to bula lunga


aunty you are the best. you are the only one who understands my talent.

Aunty you are the best, meri kala ko samajhne wale bas aap hi ho _/\_


they cannot out two delhi people and they want kashmir #IndvsPak

Do dilli wale out ho nahi rahe , aur inhe Kashmir chahiye BC -_- #IndvsPak


it needs to storm february 9th so that endymion can get cancelled and all the parades would then start at 7am on sunday . #mardigras #nola

it needs to storm february 9th so endymion can get canceled and all the parades would then start at 7am sunday . #mardigras #nola


we have lost the elections because of @Joydas haipic.twitter.com/rD3MilueQy

Ye election hum @Joydas ki wajah se haare haipic.twitter.com/rD3MilueQy


@aanchalator if we take care of this over then its done.

@aanchalator Yeh over sambhal liya toh khatam


hahaha. i use to not wear even after i return.

hahaha . . . . main to waapis aa k bhi nhi pehnta tha . . . . :p


wearing spectacles is the only thing left for rafi

haan sirf chashma chadhana hai Rafi pe :D


RT @Babu_Bhaiyaa : Kejriwal -  Mr. Modi your degrees are fake. Modi- yes, i know. i did it with the help of your tomar.

RT @Babu_Bhaiyaa : Kejriwal - Modi ji ye aapki Degrees fake hain . Modi- Maalum hai ... AAPke Tomar ji se hi toh banwaai hain .


#LiesMenTell i have roamed with thousands of women

#LiesMenTell Maine aisi hazaar ladkiyan ghumayi hai


forgive me om sai ram pic.twitter.com/qiManJ4ZtU

Mujhe maaf karna om sai rampic.twitter.com/qiManJ4ZtU


@kitAnurag @HaddHaiYaar you sinny human. have some shame. you go to germany on a vacation

@kitAnurag @HaddHaiYaar Sharam kar paapi insaan. Vacation par Germany jata hai


on the set of the axis of the nigerian economy , airing every tuesday at 8:30pm on nta international (dstv) http/URL

on the set of the axis of the nigerian economy , airing every tuesday 8:30pm on nta international (dstv) http/URL


@Alllahdin Digvijay, Ashutosh, Sanjay, Joy. plenty of names.

@Alllahdin Digvijay, Ashutosh, Sanjay, Joy plenty of names.


yes sallu brother. beat abhijeet 2 times. he was talking all rubbish that day. what kind of friends are made for the sake of meeting you. you are a philanthropist and he is a misanthropist.

Han sallu bhai...ye abhijeet ke 2lagao....bakwas pel ra tha usdin....kese dost bna rkhe ha jo apse mel.ni.khate....u r a philanthropist and he is misanthropist


this @LoKarDi_RT is my love which has never been.

yaar ye @LoKarDi_RT mera pyar hai jo kabhi tha hi nahi.


when the world is moving forward i move backward - karan johar

Duniya chale aghaadi toh main chalu pichaadi - Karan Johar


#RahulGandhi has been targeted for being murdered #BJP - #RSS " want to kill rahul gandhi : rjd chief

#RahulGandhi ko ei log target kiya hai hatya karne ka #BJP - #RSS " Rahul Gandhi ko mitaana chaahta hai : RJD Chief @laluprasadrjd


@Shahrcasm no. see this pic pic.twitter.com/JWfj8ao9lZ

@Shahrcasm nahi be ye dekhpic.twitter.com/JWfj8ao9lZ


@SrBachchan it is near our house itself. come home for lunch. why to spoil your stomach by eating outside.

@SrBachchan sir apna ghar paas me hi hai, lunch karne ghar pe aa jao, kaha bahar ka khana khake paet kharab karoge.


the song of this cultural heritage is still going on

ye culture heritage wala gana abhi tak chal raha hai . . . . . .


there are balloons on the cycle rim. feeling nostalgic

cycle k rim me gubbare lage hain . . . . . purani yad taza ho gayi


Sir @ashutosh83B post a picture with your luxury cars sometime. why are you taking pictures along with the metro and fooling the public.

Sir @ashutosh83B kabhi apni luxury cars ke sath bhi photo post karo, kya metro ke sath photo kheench ke public ko chootiya bana rahe ho!


@meetUunngLee tell. you are too much drunk

@MeetUunngLee bol tune kaafi pi rakhi hai


this time india will lose. do whatever, the new players have not succeeded much on the australian and new zealand pitches.

india is bar haregi . . karon jo new khilari he bo log australia and newzilen ki krish may jayda sofol nehi he . .


she has tick?that generally happens to dogs.


too early to say this friends . let us not celebrate until the fat lady sings.

too early to say this friends . lets not celebrate until the fat lady sings . :)


you slaves were more happy under my shoes https://twitter.com/pmarca/status/697261037330903042 …

"Tum saala gulaam log hamari jooti ke niche hi jyada khush tha" https://twitter.com/pmarca/status/697261037330903042 …


there is shit in front of fear ~ Darshit


#IfSuperheroesWereIndian "You know how i got these scars?" "yes, yesterday, you went home after drinking, you must have got some beating"

#IfSuperheroesWereIndian "You know how i got these scars?"
"Haan, kal daaru peeke ghar gaya tha na, maar padi hogi"


what does this brother want to tell? the person who tells would win 100 rupees.

Ye bhai kehna kya chahte hai?
Bataane wale ko 100 rupya inaamhttps://twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/status/813972907252649984 …


@LoKarDi_ and if you would have given then what would you lose ?

@LoKarDi_RT 2-4 aur de dete toh kya jaata?


@iamGunjanGrunge Abe block kar deti hai ladkiya


4 pm toh ho gaya abhi taak...........! :(


country's foreign terrorists and country's inside traitors #AAPhole everyone has to face the strike #SurgicalStrike

desh ke bahari dusman oor Andar ke Gadaar #AAPhole sab pe strike hogi ji ... #SurgicalStrike


where did i go? i am here, in your heart

kahan gaya? Yahin hu main, tumhare dil mein.


Even Rahul Gandhi jokes say 'stop it. how much will you tease me?'

Even Rahul Gandhi jokes say 'Bas karo aur kitna maroge?'


i hope gayle doesn't go and start dancing with kohli, virat will forget the friendship!

Gayle kahin josh me Kohli ke sath dance karne naa chala jaye, Virat dosti bhul jayega !


@MeetUunngLee you have come today!
all the girls know that you are hot and sexy

@MeetUunngLee aagaya aaj!
Tu hot aur sexy hai sab ladkiyon ko pata hai


.@ashutosh83B stop it. tell me some jokes pic.twitter.com/1eizEeN2gX

.@ashutosh83B bas kar bey mazaak karnapic.twitter.com/1eizEeN2gX


@FaaduTweets we have heard his songs, the voice of a nightingale, mind gets melted with that sweetness @TheVacuumHead

@FaaduTweets hum sune hai gaana eeka, koyal jaisi awaaj hai, sasura mann behek jaavat hai mithaas se @TheVacuumHead


will he tell any other name upon asking asking him ?

@prtxt Usko pucha to woh kisi aur ka naam nahi batayega na? @BucketheadCase @rahulroushan


@retardedwriter @Alllahdin our's is also similar but slightly more aggressive

@retardedwriter @Alllahdin apna wala bhi aise hi hai bas thoda zyada aggressive


amazing story of a weird love https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/685716450519179264

Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahanihttps://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/685716450519179264 …


@zoomphatak go brother. this was only your friendship


you are so lucky man guddu , my mom used to say " ask money only from your father'' .

u so lucky man guddu , my mom used to say " paise sirf papa se manga kar' .


for corruption free , criminal free , rapist free india , we need kejriwal .

for corruption free , criminal free , rapist free india , hame kejriwal chahiye .


RT @Shumyl : internet is also not working . the sunday is ruined..

RT @Shumyl : Internet bhi nahi chal raha . Kia manhoos Sunday hai .


some pranskters have to be serious here.

kuch jhaantuwon ke liye yahan serious hona padta hai.


i have many songs for me. i can't choose

mere liye bahot saare gaane hai, can't choose.


@ Deggii Raja- rahul gandhi's pl got accumulated. if he wouldn't have taken it, he would have lapsed.#WhereIsRahulGandhi #WhereIsRahul

@ Deggii Raja-Rahul Gandhi ki Pl accumulate ho gaye the . Agr wo nahi lete tho laps ho jate #WhereIsRahulGandhi #WhereIsRahul


RT @Dishasatra : rahul gandhi's speeches be like https://t.co/GoLS2bXSmL

RT @Dishasatra : Rahul Gandhi's speeches be like https://t.co/GoLS2bXSmL


lastly after so many days the garbage bin is back.

lastly itne din baad garbage bin is back :) :d


a cheeky 61 by nick watney is good enough to win #cimbclassic at -22 from @someUSER &amp

a cheeky 61 by nick watney good enough to win #cimbclassic at -22 from @someUSER &amp


RT @ashu3page : so well managed this time @rvmoorthyhindu : second day of public court by delhi cm arvind kejriwal at kaushambi . http://t.co/2

RT @ashu3page : So well managed this time @rvmoorthyhindu : second day of janta darbar by Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal at kaushambi . http://t.co/2


haha thanks baba. i will eat the gems worth 10 bucks today evening

haha thanks baba.. Aaj shaam ko Gems khaunga 10 wali


lol! this is the problem. girls have an issue with telling sorry.

Lool! Yahin toh problem hai, ladkiyon ko sorrry bolne mein issue hai.


jatt: take this 2000 and move out from the front kid.

Jatt: Yo le 2000.. Aur saamne se hatt jaa chorrehttps://twitter.com/airnewsalerts/status/679910018779500545 …


land conservation announcement on monday: governor mitch daniels and lt. governor becky skillman will make a lan . . . http/URL #nashville

land conservation announcement monday: gov . mitch daniels and lt . gov . becky skillman will make a lan . . . http/URL #nashville


@sagarikaghose assume it as the truth irrevelant of who wrote it and what is written

.@sagarikaghose koi kuch bhi likhe use sach maan le


@knv519 whew ! suddenly it is hot here also!

@knv519 Whew ! Suddenly ... yaha bhi bahut hot yaar !


ok . if anyone has questioned, the answer should also be genuine. no big deal.

theek hai yaar, sawaal pucha ho kisine to genuine jawab bhi hona chahiye. No big deal.


@dhaval241086  everday morning 2 times and before going to sleep i listen to it 3 times on full volume. we experience benovelence.

@dhaval241086 Hahaa.. Roz subah 2 baar aur sone se pehle 3 baar sune.. full volume par.. Kripa aane lagegi


he is already pissed off. even before getting in !!! wow ..... lol

He is already pissedOff ... even before getting in !!! Wow ..... LoL


after i started watching the match abd got out.

Match dekhna start kiya to ABD out ho gaya.


modi's government is going to come to power in delhi

delhi me to modi sir ki sarkaar aane wali h . .


#AIB roast roaster roastest !! indeed it was roastest !! poor ranveer and arjun

#AIB Roast Roster Roastest ..!! Indeed it was Roastest ..!! Poor Ranveer n Arjun :D


#7thingsaboutmybestfriend she is treating me to cookout tomorrow, first thing when i get to jacksonville. @someUSER

#7thingsaboutmybestfriend she is treating me to cookout tomorrow , first thing when i get to jacksonville . @someUSER


@BUnlimted the torch one?? i also had it.. my score in snake was 2800.

@BUnlimted torch wala ?? Mere paas bhi tha.. Snake ka score mera 2800 tha


modi is involved in it https://twitter.com/indiatvnews/status/805726929504509953

Iss mein Modiji ka haath hai jihttps://twitter.com/indiatvnews/status/805726929504509953 …


hey, this is not the work of @ArvindKejriwal, he is just claiming

Aree @ArvindKejriwal ka kaam nei hai , Khali aarop lagata hai ! #CAGExposedGadkari :P


@Humor_Donor Bro, not at # as you thought

@Humor_Donor bhai itne chutiye bhi nahi hai jitna tu samajta hai


@perky_girl16, my love made you not to sleep

@perky_girl16 mere pyar ne tumhe jaaga rakha hai na?


haha! the good guys would have definitely experienced it

haha! Ye achhe ladkon ke saath zaroor hota haj


so he kissed you @rajiv chowk metro station # that is much crowded area # is it true that it happened

so he kissed u @ rajiv chowk metro station . . . . . . wahan toh itni bheed hoti hain . . . . . . ! sach main aisa hua tha kya ?


call him back, the mumbai stores are in losses @VikrantShanbhag

wapas bulao use, mumbai ke theke loss me jaa rahe hai @VikrantShanbhag


i wish kachua sir understood the feelings

kaash kachua sir bhavnao ko samjh sakte . . :p


@akshaykanitkar meet me also # even you don't know english @bhaiyyajispeaks

@akshaykanitkar humse bhi mil lo.. Angrezi to hume bhi nahi aati @bhaiyyajispeaks


@Bhu_umi homage girls are not even cute #

@Bhu_umi gharwali ladke bilkul cute nahi hote ðŸ™ˆðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚


Marks make me laugh # I look at my marks and I laugh #

Marks make me laugh .. I look at my marks and I laugh ..


@Fussy_Ca brother now i am frightened of you.

@Fussy_Ca bhai ab to tujhse darr lagne laga hai


i am not enjoying this topic, are you going to come back?

ye topic mein mazza nahi aarahai, tu wapas aagaya? :P


@KyaUkhaadLega @ROFLaaLa @MeetUunngLee ok, Laala is ignoring now.

@KyaUkhaadLega @ROFLaaLa @MeetUunngLee chalo theek hai, Laala ab ignore kar raha hai :P


noise in every gully. gandhi's family is thief #AugustaWestland #GandhisAreChor

Gali Gali me shor hai , Gandhi family chor hai #AugustaWestland #GandhisAreChor


the number dialled by you has reached someone else. your number is never going to come.

Aapke dwara dial kiya gaya number kisi aur ko lag gaya hai, tumhara number kabhi nahi aayega.


you guys talk among yourselves. do not involve me between this. ok bye

yaar tumlog aapas mein baat karo na, mujhe mat ghaseeto beech mein. Ok bye


@adrashyababa 98% charging has been done. atleast now take out the charger.

@adrashyababa 98% charge ho gaya.. Ab to charger hata le


someone tell the umpire that the owner of  #Jio and #mumbaiindians is same.

Umpire log ko koi ye batao Zara ki #Jio aur #mumbaiindians ka owner ek he hai


i am thinking of giving world cup to india again what do you think? #IndvsSA #CWC15 #BleedBlue

Soch raha hoo iss baar phir se India ko World Cup dilwa doo . What do you think ? #IndvsSA #CWC15 #BleedBlue


@ROFL_India oh that means this has happened before.


@ExSecular one with the brain. one with beard

@ExSecular ek dimaag wali.. Ek daadi wali


@Bihar_ke_lala what is wrong in what i said? don't feel like a pimp, we were telling casanova @kitAnurag

@Bihar_ke_lala galat kahan bole kuch? dalaal jaisa feel mat karo, hum to casanova bol rahe the @kitAnurag


you look like a princess sweetheart. pic.twitter.com/d6agXVgdaH

Pari lag rahe ho jaan-e-manpic.twitter.com/d6agXVgdaH


brother @ShashiTharoor you shouldn't have beaten sister-in-law https://twitter.com/firstpost/status/620571052364529665 …

Bhai @ShashiTharoor bhabhi ko nahi maarna chahiye thahttps://twitter.com/firstpost/status/620571052364529665 …


@Arunapk57 hi5, i also do the same thing

@Arunapk57 hi5, main bhi wohi karta hu :P


@witchybitchygal wow # what a pic man @chintan_p80pic.twitter.com/0a61XvZ5iz

@witchybitchygal Waah.. Kya pic hai @chintan_p80pic.twitter.com/0a61XvZ5iz


@Choti_Daku had four, 2 are mine and rest 2 are his ones.


in order to make food you cut wood @sojho_nissan

khana banane ke liye lakdi kaatega @sojho_nissan


this is what is called as begging in front of a beggar's house https://twitter.com/ek_samosa_dena/status/663725221254291456

Isse kehte hai bhikariyon ke ghar bheek maangnahttps://twitter.com/ek_samosa_dena/status/663725221254291456 …


@YearOfRat @retardedwriter @Alllahdin just before 5 minutes my eyes got closed and then i got the same thought "tonight i will sleep on time"

@YearOfRat @retardedwriter @Alllahdin aankhein bandh hogayi thi abhi 5 minute pehle, phir wohi soch aayi "aaj raat time se sojaunga'


deepak sir, congress had given many funds to channel # but why didn't you discussed about ameithis rape case in 2006

Deepak "ji channel ko kitna fund diya hai congress ne ? 2006 me ameithi rape case kyu nahi discuss kiya kabhi ?


i stole rs 400 from my 1st roomie , he actually thought it was someone else in the wing . . . since i was his roomie i was beyond suspicion

i stole rs 400 from my 1st roomie , he actually thought it was someone else in the wing  # since i was his roomie i was beyond suspicion


" trending india : 03:51 PM IST " 1 . #IPLAuction 2 . #MustWatchMSG 3 . #WIvIRE 4 . #AwardWinningExcuses 5 . yograj singh 6 . ireland

" Trending India : 03:51 PM IST " 1 . #IPLAuction 2 . #MustWatchMSG 3 . #WIvIRE 4 . #AwardWinningExcuses 5 . Yograj Singh 6 . Ireland


#RightToPrivacy under this act, is it possible to have urinals in open space

#RightToPrivacy ke andar ab khule me susu allow hai kya ?


the resignation of #Dhoni  will not be understood by the joining of #Saurav. that's it.

#Dhoni ke resign ko #Saurav ki joining nahi samjha jaye bus


@Choti_Daku the thing which is on your head, who is going to clean that?

@Choti_Daku jo tere sar mein bhara hai usse kaun saaf karega?


it seems that we should install iin (idea internet network)

lagta hai iin (idea internet network) dilwana padega


@Upooorv Pura put sm itself, all the stress will come out @BucketheadCase @schmmuck @Reviewero @bhak_sala

@Upooorv Pura SM hi daal do, sab bhadaas nikal jaayegi @BucketheadCase @schmmuck @Reviewero @bhak_sala


we used to wear our sweaters around our waist or neck . . . mohabbatein style . . . we use to think we are shahrukh khan

we used to wear our sweaters around our waist or neck . . . mohabbatein style . . . shahrukh samajhte the khud ko :d


@MeThePooh people who believe in magic in this generation will not be able to develop bihar #BJPAheadMGBDead

@MeThePooh Is zamaane jo karein tantrik par vishwas, woh kya ghanta kar paayenge bihar ka vikas #BJPAheadMGBDead


#Aadhar bhim app should get banned and modi should resign #RightToPrivacy

#Aadhar Bhim app pe tala lagna chiye aur Modi ko islifa dena chiye #RightToPrivacy


brother don't you think that kareena has a lot a make up in the movie  #Salmankhan

bhai apko nahi lagta ki kareena ne bhot zyada make up kr liya hai movie mein.. #Salmankhan


@iAbhinavTrehan we will get rt. will see the votes only he will get happy

@iAbhinavTrehan RT to milte hai.. Vote dekh kar hi khush ho jaate hai


@indiantweeter i was late to give money by 2 days and you humiliate like this ?

@indiantweeter bas do din late ho gaya paise bhejne mein aur aise zaleel karoge?


yes he has no luck @RowdyTalks @meamabhishek

haan usi ki kismat phooti hai @RowdyTalks @meamabhishek


i am from nasik brother . i have come to mumbai only to meet you.

I m from nasik bhai... main sirf aur sirf aapko milne mumbai aaya tha...


it will get downloaded. so there is no chance of it being fake

download hogi , toh fake toh ho hi nahi sakti


@bholi_si_soorat shaadi dot com par jaiye


something like we cannot eat the biryani https://twitter.com/INDpheobebuffay/status/878179399283073024

Jaise ke biryani nahi khaayi jayegihttps://twitter.com/INDpheobebuffay/status/878179399283073024 …


message me. I would probably be able to help you out .

message me . would probably be able to help you out .


#324 : iitb girls please sell your attitude on olx, because that's old and useless like old furniture.

#324 : IITB girls please sell your attitude on OLX , because that's old and useless like old furniture :(


i love you salman brother i always like you. vaijan khuda will always be with you.

i love u salman vai.i always like u vaijan.khuda hamesha apki saath rahega..


@makemytrip we go far away from those destinations
we came near to her dreams #DilKehtaHai0

@makemytrip Hum chale door un manzilon se..
Paas aa gaye hum unke khayalon me #DilKehtaHai


sister @ranaayyub have you recovered from the sadness of yakub borhter leaving?

Didi @ranaayyub Yakub bhaijan ke jane ka ghum kuchh kam hua ki nahin?


ye english prakrati k viruddh he . . :-d


#DimagSay what will happen if you use the hashtag brother. some times use your #Dimag. #SadaSexyRaho ! oh wait ! sorry. i was joking.

#DimagSay hashtag use karne se kya hoga bhaijaan . #DimagSay se kaam bhi toh kiya karo . #SadaSexyRaho ! Oh wait ! Sorry . I was joking ðŸ˜‰


elimination chamber is going to be in st .louis on may 19th. i have to go .

elimination chamber is going to be in st . louis may 19th . . i have to go .


that means mini dhoni is going to come. most welcome

matlb mini dhoni ane wala hai . most welcome


pakistan is out of the world cup now ? whom are we going to abuse now?

Pakistan to world cup se bahar ho gaya, ab gaali kisko denge? :(


looks like i'm going to knicks versus heat this sunday .

looks like i'm going to knicks vs . heat this sunday .


#Dhoni who leaves the captaincy like this brother.

#Dhoni Aise Kaun captaincy se quit karta hai Bhai


modi. we gave you the vote but now i feel i was wrong.

modiji....humane apko wot diya lekin muze ab lag raha he ki me rong tha


@shajazudeen is it a good talk or a bad one?


@smaan09 thanks saurabh. it is good to meet you.

@smaan09 shukriya saurabh...achcha laga aapse milkar


it is a take. hindustan is better than all the rest of the world https://t.co/BEU07GaoBO

Take hai .......... care jahan SE achha Hindustan humara https://t.co/BEU07GaoBO


the public will do anything for the city


brother @meamabhishek why did you leave this coat hanger job ? pic.twitter.com/pmib4hmAoU

Bhai @meamabhishek ye coat hanger ki naukri kyu chhod di ?pic.twitter.com/pmib4hmAoU


these guys were bored just like that @Alllahdin

arre bhai ye toh bas aise hi bore hogaye the _/\_ @Alllahdin


@MeetUunngLee gives up on people not on love

@MeetUunngLee logon par give up hojata hai, pyaar par nahi


am " first #TripleTalaq was gone .. and now #RightToPrivacy has also come .. now it is a double party from your side.

am " pahle #TripleTalaq gaya .. Aur ab #RightToPrivacy bhi aa gaya .. ab to double Party banti hai aapki taraf se 0


@KyaUkhaadLega bhai RT kar diya. Ab to samjha de


@retardedwriter @MeetUunngLee yes. he should have done it.

@retardedwriter @MeetUunngLee haa isne kar leni chahiye


it is brother's trailer https://twitter.com/BeingSalmanKhan/status/633304518248165376 …

Bhai kya trailer hai bhaihttps://twitter.com/BeingSalmanKhan/status/633304518248165376 …


rt @BollyMention : deepika padukone makes a great pair with ?? ranbir kapoor or ranveer singh ??

RT @BollyMention : Deepika Padukone Makes A Great Pair With ?? Ranbir Kapoor or Ranveer Singh ??


Hi salman i'm sameer baloch in balochistan. i'm a big fan of you

Hi salman i'm sameer baloch in balochistan i'm biggggg fan of you


donation will happen only whe salman brother and guru brother are together.

Dongiri tb hogi jb salu bhai(Salman) nd GuRu bhai(Hemant) dono sath me honge..


hurting of heart becomes less...
if poetries become less in twitter

Dard dilon ke kam ho jaate...
twitter par agar poetries kam ho jaate.


thoes who are corrupt are supporting congress

jo  .  .  .  .  haraam ki kha raha hai wo congress k gunn gaa raha hai  .  .  .  !  !


when they saw that after #UriAttack country was attracted then they gave a tofee ( surgical strike ) in our hands . now what is after #SukmaAttack and #kupwara ?

Jb dekh liya ki #UriAttack k baad desh aakroshit hai to hath me toffee ( surgical strike ) pkda diya . ab #SukmaAttack aur #kupwara k baad kya ?


sharma ji ka londa to pahle hi out ho jata hai .  .


@Trendulkar @imVkohli brother dhoni's handle @msdhoni

@Trendulkar @imVkohli bhai dhoni ka handle @msdhoni hai.


@premlata_rai @Ra_Bies one who did not meet you feels like this :'(

@premlata_rai @Ra_Bies Jo tujhse mila nahi usse aise hi lagta hai :'(


now #Dhawan will do land worship in england

Ab #Dhawan England mein bhumi poojan karenge 0


@maggi_nnn (laughs) me marathi? today I am in mood

@maggi_nnn haha aapan marathi? Aani mi aaz mood madhe


@cutie_pi00 remove hair from above your eyes, otherwise hair will get into your eyes

@cutie_pi00 aankho par se zulfein hata lo, baal aankho mein chala jayega


@Moskvaa Kejriwal will eat only rayta in wedding

@Moskvaa Shaadi me Kejriwal ji sirf rayta khiwaenge


@Singhlicious i would'nt been single till now :(

@Singhlicious ab tak single nahi hota :'(


@VeePari_ @imVkohli @sachin_rt now my phone is not working properly, so you will win easily

@VeePari_ @imVkohli @sachin_rt abh mera phone bhi ghatiya hogya hai so you'll win easily ðŸ˜


@NilimDutta brother, when did you came back from jail ?


taylor swift is coming with ed sheeran june 29th ?  most perfect news I've heard all night .

taylor swift is coming with ed sheeran june 29th ?  most perf news i've heard all night .


@someUSER stick to college hoops & pandering to 2nd rate atlantic coast conference teams .  .  .  dook's opening game is right around the corner ,  bayby !

@someUSER stick to college hoops & pandering to 2nd rate acc teams .  .  .  dook's opening game is right around the corner ,  baybeeee !  !


this picture of yours is very cute @akkian__girl @akshaykumar

Ye pic tumhara bahut cute hai @akkian__girl @akshaykumar


this babar azam is a very fast boy. see how fast he goes to the pavillion

Ye Babar Azam kaafi tej ladka hai. Dekhna kitni teji se wapas pavilion jata hai.


best kejriwal- long live kejriwal_ pakistani salman khan

best kejriwal- zinda bad kejriwal_ pakistani salman khan


@H_Dariyabadi streets are making noises that bharti mittal is a thief

@H_Dariyabadi gali gali me shor hai bharti mittal chor hai


wait brother, do not cry this much, its #GST not a bomb. have some shame. @digvijaya_28 @INCIndia " country brought it out "now you sit and cry

Are bas kar bhai itna nahi rone "ka #GST hai bomb nahi. Kuch to sharm karo. @digvijaya_28 @INCIndia " desh nikal liya "aage u sit and cry


nataraj means the lord of dance, and natarajan means one who is controlled by gandhis orders

Nataraj means the Lord of Dance, and Natarajan means jo Gandhis ke ishaaron pe naachte hain.


if i can get my equipment working correctly we will have a live show on friday at 6 pm cast with contactee ray .  .  .  http/URL

if i can get my equipment working correctly we will have a live show on friday at 6 pm cst with contactee ray .  .  .  http/URL


eat whatever you'll want to eat, don't eat my head

Tum logo ko jo khana hai khao, dimag mat khao mera.


@LoKarDi_RT you have done Ph.D. in non sense

@LoKarDi_RT bakwaas karne mein toh Ph.D. kiya hai tumne


its good that gf broke up . . . now your time will be invested in some usefull work . . . .

acha hua gf ne chhod diya  .  .  .  ab tera waqt kuch useful kaamo mein lagega  .  .  .  .


(laughs) ok done. By the way only brother fans say like this, "its brother's picture, one should have watched it 5 times till sunday

haha chalo done. Waise aisa sirf bhai fans bolte hain, "bhai ki picture hai, sunday tak 5 bar to dekhna banta hai.


i gave it to you there.. forgoten @Fussy_Ca @tweeting_pal

tujhe udaar maine hi diya tha.. bhool gaya @Fussy_Ca @tweeting_pal


if today noida and gurgaon did not have accquired land then half of delhi would have been unemployed . arvindannaback #LandAcquisition

Agar aaj NOIDA aur gurgoan mai accuired land na hota to adha delhi unemployed baitha hota . ArvindAnnaBack #LandAcquisitionBill .


pappu did not finish his 4000 till now ?


best part is, how i used to wear and keep thoes gloves, and never thought of myself any less than nayan mongia :p

best part is .  .  . kaise hum ooni dastane pehen k keeping kiya karte the .  . aur apne aap ko nayan mongia se kam nahi samajhte the :p


@Amit_smiling brother, i should touch your feet _/\_


now let finals go in the gutter ! we have won the world cup ! https://t.co/unf94UqpOW

Abhi finals jaaye Bhaad main ! Hum log toh World Cup jeet gaye ! https://t.co/unf94UqpOW


#MannKiBaat 's name should be changed to desh ki baat, sometimes safai ki baat , sometimes kisan ki baat. different name at different times :)

#MannKiBaat ka Naam Badal kar desh ki baat honi chahiye kabhi safai ki baat kabhi Kisan ki baat different different name ..:)


come on cam and the panthers !  you are the missing link in my quinfecta weekend .  hard to do .  .  . app win ,  unc win ,  state loss ,  dook loss ,  panther win

c'mon cam and the panthers !  u r the missing link in my quinfecta weekend .  hard to do .  .  . app win ,  unc win ,  state loss ,  dook loss ,  panther win


where were you when traiters were chanting slogans in  #JNU. throwing stones at animals.

where were you when desh Virodhi naare lagg rahe the #JNU me. Patthar feke jaa rahe the Jawano par.


@varungrover abhi ek gaane ke liye break le lo


it can only be fake news . . . . . among so many cells it is difficult to identify the cell on which the call came

fake news he ho ni sakta aisa  .  .  .  .  .  itni cell me konsa cell pe call aaya he jsko pata krna hi bhaut musqil ho jata he


#KiskiDilli congratts to new govt . of delhi , in #varanasi  #AssiGhat free WiFi came , lets see when it will come in #delhi. http://t.co/uubXTuCFuf

#KiskiDilli congratts to New Govt . Of Delhi , #varanasi k #AssiGhat m free WiFi aagya , dekhte h #delhi m kab ayega . http://t.co/uubXTuCFuf


you are in shock, the wind blew, #notbandi gone, the public was slapped. now you don't get down to flattery

you are in shock .... hawaiyan udd gyi .... #notebandi chal gya 0 janta Ka thapad pad gya ... aap ab chaplusi par na Utar jaiyega


@thekaranbhatia is that like this too? @VodafoneIN @airtelindia

@thekaranbhatia wo bhi aisa hi hai kya? @VodafoneIN @airtelindia


@SahilRiz @kitAnurag no more thakur we got bhanu pratap's blessing what more can we get

@SahilRiz @kitAnurag Bas Thakur Bhanu Pratap ka aashirwad mil gaya aur kya chahiye


if we lose today then @piersmorgan will make fun of us


thoes who don't waste milk in #MahaShivratri , please tell the logic behind sticking candles on the cake and blowing them off ??? :-D

#MahaShivratri pe doodh waste na karne wale , plz bataye ki cake pe candle laga ke phoonk maarne mein kya Logic hai ??? :-D #


my own people robbed me and i thought strangers were my enemies
#WakeUpLiberandushttps://twitter.com/dilipjain1979/status/903378749374083073 …

Humein toh apno ne loota, gairon ko hum samajh aaye.
#WakeUpLiberandushttps://twitter.com/dilipjain1979/status/903378749374083073 …


@RadheMaa this is nitish's slogan, i will eat and will let everyone ear #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra

@RadheMaa Nitish ka yahi naara, Khaunga aur khane dunga #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra


@RoastedPapad pimp karne ka accha tarika hai


mother must be searching for new styles of sweaters inside the house. 2 loops straight and then 3 loops inverted

mummy grihshobha me sweaters ke naye style dhundh rahi hongi .  .  .  . 2 fande sidhe fir 3 fande ulte .  .  .


i am not saying @BJP for India is always right but whose houses are made of glass, they do not throw stones at the houses of others. #Manmohan Singh

I am not saying @BJP 4 India is always right but JINKE GHAR SHEESHEY KE HOTE HAI WO AURO KE GHAR PE PATHAR NAHI FEKA KRTE . #ManmohanSingh


#ArunJaitley sir cutting deposite rate is not a solution. try to position yourselves in thiers and then think . what will the middle class old age people get .

#ArunJaitley sir kewal deposite rate cut koi solution nahi . hai aap log us jagah khud rakh ker sochiye . midl class old age me kya payega .


.@Stupidosaur @Bhoolwerine @TheVacuumHead @Zomato Bhai you have a masters in screwing up people's heads

.@Stupidosaur @Bhoolwerine @TheVacuumHead @Zomato Bhai you have a Masters in Logon Ki Dimaag Ki Dahi Karo


sir prime minister, please do a post for m n rai, who is martyred on 27th january

pm sir ek post m n rai ke liye bhi kar dijiye .  .  .  27 jan ko shaheed huye hai .  .  .  .


this @MeetUunngLee is also coming. remember our plan. let's do something extraordinary.

ye @MeetUunngLee bhi aaraha hai. Apna plan yaad rakh. Dhamaal karte hai.


@miss_cherished today i will burst the crackers  @Atheist_Krishna

@miss_cherished aaj phatakey hum phorengay  @Atheist_Krishna


Kejriwal's politics is even worse than this !!

Kejriwal ki raajneeti isse bhi zyada chee hai !!


@MrTippler @NumbYaar passive and massive has little difference.

@MrTippler @NumbYaar Passive aur massive mein dhaage bhar ka fark hota hai.


@viratian4lyf_ if you do not try then you will remain happy believe me .. if you try then it will be hard to remain happy

@viratian4lyf_ try nahi karoge to khush rahoge believe me .. try karo ge to mushkil ho jayega khush rehna


no one has a brain like guddu. he can even make einstein fail

guddu k jaisi akal nhi hogi kisi k paas .  . ye to einstein ko b fail kr de :d :v


he dosen't even know the spelling of demonetization.https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/805744517005524996 …

Inhe Demonetization ki spelling bhi nahi aati.https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/805744517005524996 …


@balliawalebaba hahaa.. Joke to phir bhi banaenge


@SonOfChoudhary  only cheaters get shots #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan

@SonOfChoudhary  shot sirf dhokebaji me lagate h #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan


#309 : i graduated from iitb a couple of years ago and went to the us  .  i have still never dated a local girl  .  no regrets  ,  it's too much effort for virtually no return  .

#309 : i graduated from iitb a couple of years ago and went to the us  .  i have still never dated a desi gal  .  no regrets  ,  it's too much effort for virtually no return  .


someone send on whatsapp just now, thinking of posting something new

abhi whatsapp pe bheja kisi ne, socha kuch to alag chipkau :P


@Alllahdin enough, i don't at all like you

@Alllahdin bas, mujhe tu ktayi pasand nahi hai


don't know when the watchwomen will come


definitely true. . . . childhood memories flashed, when father used to cover new books and copies while i enjoyed watching tv . . . .

bilkul sahi .  .  .  .  bachpan ki yaad aa gayi jb papa new books and copies pr cover chadhate the aur hm tv enjoy krte the .  .  .  .


christians are laughing somewhere.. saying "whatever religion you are born into. we will turn you'll into christians by tempting you to eat (laughs)"

Christians are laughing somewhere.. Saying "Tum kisi bhi dharm me paida ho. Hum tumhe khane ka laalach dekar isaai bana lenge HAHAHAHA"


@lady_naarad laugh out loud what is this logic


anuj katheria brother you used to get beatings when you asked for 25 paisa

anuj katheria bhai tere ko maar padti thi chavanni mangne per .  .  .


@Atheist_Krishna listen son, the love between me and @twinitisha is older than mr. advani

@Atheist_Krishna beta mera aur @twinitisha ka pyaar Advani ji se bhi purana hai


.@DrunkVinodMehta mobile got switched off since the battery fell off

.@DrunkVinodMehta battery nikal gayee to mobile band pad gaya naa ?


@MeThePooh @BolshoyBooze nitish did not gave toll, and so opened lalu's weakness #BJPAheadMGBDead

@MeThePooh @BolshoyBooze Nahi bhara Nitish ne toll, Khul gayi lalu ki pol #BJPAheadMGBDead


my teacher once sent me home. i swear, if only i meet him today

mere teacher ne to mujhe wapas ghar bhej diya tha ek baar .  .  .  .  kasam khuda ki aaj mil jaaye wo


@bizzarebhide launde pasand aate hai aajkal ?


now noone can stop you from comming #No 1 in april. along with #YogiEffect

Ab April mein bhi aapko #No 1 aane se koi nahin rok Santa 0 Along with #YogiEffect


amrish puri: come laajo see letter has come from my country. smell and feel my country's smell

Farida Jalal: yes it is a cheap glue

Amrish Puri: Oye Laajo yeh dekho mere des se chitthi aayi hai. Soongh ke dekh des ki khushbu a rahi hai

Farida Jalal: Haan sasti glue hai


#GST co-operative federalism is one such example that gives us the strength to walk together: pm modi #gstrollout

#GST co-operative federalism ki ek misaal hai jo humen hamesha hamesha aur adhik saath mil kar chalne ki taqat degi: PM Modi #gstrollout


remember, daaru from gurgaon and petrol from delhi.

Remember, Daaru Gurgaon se aur Petrol Delhi se.


there are a few things which do not have a price madam, they are priceless!

Kuch cheezon ka koi mol nahi hota madam, woh anmol hote hai!


@NDTVRavishKumar if #TripleTalaq is banned, will the country's economy improve, will #DalitAtrocity stop, will #Vikas 's speed increase

@NDTVRavishKumar #TripleTalaq band hone se kya desh ki economy sudhar jayegi #DalitAtrocity khatm hogi #Vikas ki raftaar badegi


you are a foreigner, how much longer will you stay with me. you are going to return to your home, on the first car tomorrow morning ~ modi to obama. right now

"Tum to thehre.. Pardesi.. Saath ka nibhaoge.. Subah pehli.. Subah pehli.. Gaadi se ghar ko laut jaoge.." ~ Modi to Obama. Right now.


@UniqueIdiot_ today i will make rain of abusive words


@BoscoUnchained you are talking about that tracker that was on 200 rupees note. do #Notebandi  once more mr. modi

@BoscoUnchained Wahi tracker na jo 2000 ki note me "tha phir ek baar #Notebandi karo Modiji 0


@muskurana123 oh yeah, that whole revenge thingi was at least for 2015 revenge

@muskurana123 oh yeah , that whole revenge thingie at least 2015 ka revenge le liya


gujjar movement's memories freshened up https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/636437437762240513 …

Gujjar movement ki yaade taaza ho gayeehttps://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/636437437762240513 …


@iawoolford mr prabhu, i want to touch your feet _/\_  india's pride is living in australia  :)

@iawoolford prabhu ji mujhe aap ke charan sparsh karne hain _/\_  Hindi ka gaurav Australia mein basa hua hai  :)


what anger i had on that shopkeeper. from that shop i tood 64 in 1 and also took my revenge for replacing the cartidge

kya gussa ata tha dukan wale par .  maine to dukan sae 64 in 1 layi aur cartridge adal badal ka apna badla pura kiya tha  .  .  .  .  :p


@Fussy_Ca in this country, outrage happens only on the rich and the people who retweets

@Fussy_Ca iss desh me sirf paisewalo aur zyada RT walo par hi outrage hota hai


everyone is telling fake id fake id. you should proove that you are the one

Sb kh rhe h fake id fake id . Aap ko proove krna chahiye aap hi ho.


ponka to @someUSER, hero at home, zero outside

ponka to @someUSER ghar k sher bahar ja k dher .  .  .  :-p


@Footloose_Free right away didi.. should i bring only the loan or with intrest ??

@Footloose_Free Right away Didi.. sirf udhaar lana hai ya udhaar ka byaaz bhi ??


@desiremaze you are more than appealing, but @doctoratlarge changes directions like the wind

@desiremaze aap appealing se oopar ho par @doctoratlarge sahab hawon ke saath rookh badalte hain


watch on news channels, "in celebration of #Holi, colors of joy are flying at some places, while at other places people are sad

News channels pe dekhiye " kahi celebration me #Holi ke rang ud rahe hai .. Aur kahi chehre ke


@imcomplicated__ when i see your face, the sky and the ground stops moving

@imcomplicated__ ye zameen ruk jaaye, aasman jhuk jaaye, tera chehra jab nazar aaye


@Mocksterr there is risk but also profit. you should know how to bring it out

@Mocksterr risk hai par profit bhi hai.. bas nikalwana aana chahiye


@Ra_Bies sir only thoes who have double standards will hide @Atheist_Krishna

@Ra_Bies Sir chupe woh jisne dogala-pan kiya hai @Atheist_Krishna


ab delhi aap k hatho me .  vote for aap .


outstanding look .... so much above super ... #Lotsoflove this year you celebrated #diwali with @TheShilpaShetty ?

Outstanding look .... Super se bahut bahut bahut upper ... #Lotsoflove 0 aap ne is saal @TheShilpaShetty ke saath #diwali manai ?


@LoKarDi_RT i want to stick a poster in your face

@LoKarDi_RT tere muh par bhi plaster lagana hai mujhe


@RoflGandhi_ Hahaha three years while tweeting like you are rahul gandhi then pure and now filth

@RoflGandhi_ Hahaha 3 saal Rahul Gandhi bankar tweet kiya toh gangajal aur ab filth


sir, can you have the courtesy to roam in our country too, somewhere there is no electricity, no water, and no road at all. when it is time for good days to come, they will come, atleast you can come with us

Sir,kuch apne desh me bhi ghoom liya jaye, kahin bijli to kahin pani,aur kahin road hi nahi haiAchhe din jab aayenge aate rahenge,aap to aao


its not uber, its the god of wealth. its the treasure of the god of wealth

Uber nahi kuber.. kuber ke khazane ki hai


come lets celebrate together #KejriwalDiwaspic.twitter.com/i2YJIIKz6X

Aao aap hum sab mil kar manaye #KejriwalDiwaspic.twitter.com/i2YJIIKz6X


brother, if you didn't want to talk then you should have told. my phone's battery become low

bhai bt nhii krne thii too mna kr dtee mere phn ki bttry bhi low hooo gyee... :(


#surgicalstrike was such that #pak beheaded 2 #ind sons with their #napak intensions " saying 56 inchces chest only for the sake of votes is wrong"

Aisa #surgicalstrike kiya ki #pak ne #napak irado se #ind k 2 laadle bete ka sir kaat diya " sirf vote k liye # 56 inch ka sina kahna galat hai


there is no network of airtel, how will there be 4g speed

Airtel mein network to aata nahi, 4G kaha se aayega?


brother it is such a great start of 2017

Bhai 2017 ki zabardast shuruaat hui hai !


@Heerahee he gave the money, i only ordered.

@Heerahee bhai usne paise diye, maine sirf order kiya. Lol


Baal achhe katwaye hai madam, kaunsa hajaam?


i paraised that you play musical instrument well @kachra_peti

abe teri tareef kiya ki tu musical instrument achche bajata hai  @kachra_peti


guddu bohut vulgar ho gaya hain .  .  .  .  .  .


such wodrs can be made to understand only after gifting a box of chocolates :p https://t.co/Wwp9fZKasG

Aise batein choclate ka daba gift kar k samjhae jati hai :p https://t.co/Wwp9fZKasG


brother, last world cup in india va england match i was standing on one feet

bhai pichle world cup ind vs england match mei salla ek tang pe khada tha .  .  .


(laughs) i used to do it .  .  . i had a record to make others do my file, assignment and model type of things :) :p

ha ha ha i used to do it .  .  . record he kabhi bhi file ,  assignment ya model type dusro se banwane ka :) :p


@Alllahdin main ek nek, seedha saadha sa banda hu :-/


congratulations to respected prime minister mr @narendramodi for making #GST meaning good and simple tax as a base for this new era!

@narendramodi # aadarniya pradhanamntri ji ko #GST yani good and simple tax ke naye yug ki aadharshila rakhne ke liye hardik badhai 0 Namo !


what an amazing deed @Insane_chorripic.twitter.com/ys4H1IcDkN

Kamaal karti ho @Insane_chorripic.twitter.com/ys4H1IcDkN


india proud of you #PVSindhu " #sainanehwal

india proud on you #PVSindhu " #sainanehwal


@akshaykanitkar bc baas gayee hogi.. 12 saal fridge me rakhi thi kya.. ye to fresh hai.. 2 mahine pehle bani hai


cut your hair guddu. . they have become too long

guddu baal katwa le bhai .  . bahut lambe ho gyee


hey mery inbox mai msg agay salman ka yahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo\


it just crossed my mind, what should i do about @dan1shmemon

@dan1shmemon Kya karu, mujhe abhi dimag me aaya


@Sand_In_Deed i don't expose my friends.. this is for someone else @Being_Humor

@Sand_In_Deed bhai mein dosto pe sly nahi maarta.. Ye kisi aur ke liye hai @Being_Humor


is your kiss a poison or love..pic.twitter.com/In5eHgqHky

Zeher hai ke pyar hai tera chumma..pic.twitter.com/In5eHgqHky


@shrutinshetty shut your mouth otherwise mosquitoes will enter your mouth @angryoungwoman

@shrutinshetty muh band karle bhai.. Machchar ghus jaega @angryoungwoman


@scratchysingh Singh Sir all this should stop

@scratchysingh Singh Saab ye sab bandh hona chahiye


country's bad luck...tea maker prime minister.. and educated prime minister silence

desh ki badkismati .. chai wala p.m...or padha likha p.m maun


i remembered thoes days, when my father used to make my primary school's supw projects but my high school's supw teacher was my father

mere primary school ke supw projects mere papa he banate the par mere h . s .  school ke supw teacher toh mere papa he the ,   .  .  .  yaad aa gaye woh din :d


i'll be rooting for penn state tomorrow .  .  . even tho they murdered joe pa for something he didn't do !  the new coach &amp


superlike ka button kaha hai ,  mil nahi raha hai .


brother, you get to your destination in aalok nath's blessing @Baburao_ @IamEJF

bhai, aap Aalok Nath ke aashirwad se sab jagah pahuch jaate hai  @Baburao_ @IamEJF


now do #surgicalstrike and do the show off .. chanting Modi Modi is of no use " soldiers will keep on dying and they will keep on telling thaw we are brothers and sisters

Ab karo #surgicalstrike & do the show - off .. Modi Modi karne se kuchh nahi hoga " jawan marte rahenge & ye bhaio behno karte rahenge


i swear, you have made a super dashing gag, faisal brother

by god ye wala to super dhaansu gag banaya hai faisal bhai .  .  .  .  .  .  kasam se


@Atheist_Krishna you will get a nice answer

@Atheist_Krishna karara jawaab milega.. karara jawaab milega


hardik pandya scores 1-2 sixes in 3-4 matches, while in bowling he beats the other team very badly

Ye Hardik Pandya 3-4 match me ek bar 1-2 chhakke marega aur bowling me aise hi pit kar team ki lanka lagata rahega.


@BabaFirki :D he was looking so happy over there. what was the reason? tell

@BabaFirki :D waah bada khush lag raha hai. Aisa kya hogaya? bataa


@PlusOneJokes want to wash my clothes at my home ?

@PlusOneJokes kyu ghar aa kar mere kapde dhone hai ?