nonsense is taking place in the name of development
 #NitishKaNakliVikas

Ho rahi development ke naam par sirf bakwaas
 #NitishKaNakliVikas


let's play #GoWTwisted
i'll tell and play https://twitter.com/happlyunmarried/status/845176924565491717Â â€¦

Aao Khelen #GoWTwisted
 Hum keh ke khelengehttps://twitter.com/happlyunmarried/status/845176924565491717Â â€¦


@msisodia @ArvindKejriwal its better if you don't talk. the person who gave nirbhaya case criminal a sewing machine and 10000 rupees was none other than your kejriwal

@msisodia @ArvindKejriwal aap to na bolo to hi thik "h nirbhaya case wale ko silai machine nd 10k rs apke kejriwal ne hi diye the


pranav dhanawade- show me a shirt.
 shopkeeper- take this. it's worth 1000 and there's 50% off.
 pranav dhanawade- i don't want it. i'll give the full 1000.

Pranav Dhanawade -Ek shirt dikhaao.
 Shopkeeper-Ye lo. 1000 ka hai. Aur ispe 50% off hai.
 Pranav Dhanawade-Nahi chchiye. Poore 1000 doonga.


@PureNautanki #InstaNever but you didn't do good by removing me from blackberry messenger

@PureNautanki #InstaNever but mujhe BBM se uda ke acha nahi kiya tha


@someUSER aww... you're lucky! i was sitting on my aunt's couch somewhere in germany at the time watching the livestream and bawling my eyes out. oh my god!

@someUSER aw lucky ,i was sat on my aunt's couch somewhere in germany at the time watching the livestream and bawling my eyes out omg


om puri- journey from narrator at historical bharat ek khoj; to jodha-akbar "this serial does not claim any historical credentials."

Om Puri- journey from narrator at historical Bharat Ek Khoj to Jodha-Akbar "yeh dharawahik kisi bhi aitihasik pramanikta ka dawa nahi karta"


@tan_tripathi by the way the second part of his sentence is correct. even after studying in good schools people join im and isis or do attacks like 9/11 :)

@tan_tripathi waise uske sentence ka second part sahi hai. Acche schools mein padhne ke baad bhi log IM, ISIS or 9/11 karte hain :)


i told you 4 days before https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/890168968912269312

4 din pehle hi bol diya tha https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/890168968912269312Â â€¦


@tweeting_pal yes.. you make more fun :) @Joydas

@tweeting_pal haan.. tum aur maze le lo :) @Joydas


i've fought a lot with my brother for this :p


don't forget... nehra's tips to dhoni against bangladesh is on of the main reasons we reached the semi final .. #IndvsAus #WT20

Dont Forget .. All becoz of Nehra's tips to Dhoni against Bangladesh is the main reason to reach the semi final .. #IndvsAus #WT20


go hug her and say sorry.tell her how much you love her :) that's it... go for a date with her

go hug her n say sory.tel her hw much u love her :) thats it...go 4 a date wid her


if san antonio continues to play like they did tonight, with little help from parker in the first half and no ginobili, it'll be a great season !

if san antonio continues to play like they did tonight with little help from parker in the 1st half & no ginobili ,it'll be a great season !


achha hai achha hai, isse CV pe daalna!!


star sports people would be the happiest because they found a new match for ' jai ho '. #IndvsSA

Sabse zyada khushi to Star Sports waalo ko ho rahi hogi , unhe ' Jai Ho ' ke liye ek naya match jo mil gaya . #IndvsSA


@Sychlops there the rain doesn't stop for 2-3 days

@Sychlops udhar toh baarish rukti bhi nahi 2-3 din


no brother. you lick it alone. https://twitter.com/kamaalrkhan/status/639677927236349952

Nahi bhai. Tu akela hi chaat le.https://twitter.com/kamaalrkhan/status/639677927236349952Â â€¦


@premlata_rai @MeetUunngLee you're laughing a lot aren't  you? huh?

@premlata_rai @MeetUunngLee bahot hasi aarahi hai tujhe? Hain?


wherever i see, wherever i hear there's kejriwal. that's why let's all say "kejriwal for 5 years"

jidhar dekhta hun .wherever i hear ,har taraf sirf kejriwal .is liye sub bolo .5sal kejriwal


chargers may go 8-8 but that will make playoffs in afc. nfc teams must win 10 games. that is the fact! @someUSER @someUSER @someUSER @someUSER

chargers may go 8-8 but that will make playoffs in afc ...nfc teams must win 10 games !fact !@someUSER @someUSER @someUSER @someUSER


@ShraddhaKapoor @SrBachchan @irrfan_k @deepikapadukone brother is in trouble and you still care about piku!

@ShraddhaKapoor @SrBachchan @irrfan_k @deepikapadukone bhai problem me hain tumhe peeku ki padi hai !


see this... who will give him a job brother? they'll break down the company and yell slogans of "inshaallah" @kanhaiyajnusu @Shehla_Rashid #jnu

Yeh lo 0 Isko kaun job dega bhai ? Yeh Company ke tukde honge " Inshaallah ke naare lagayega @kanhaiyajnusu @Shehla_Rashid #jnu


madam did you forget the muslims of the nirbhaya rape?? https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/816599690460405760

Bibi Nirbhaya rape ke musalmaan ko bhool gayee ??https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/816599690460405760Â â€¦


@someUSER my birthday is in february. my friends think it's because of valentine's day but i don't believe so .:(

@someUSER my birthday on february .my friends think it's for valentine's day but i don't believe so .:(


i'm a member of aam aadmi panty ! Haha, thank you

Aam Aadmi Panty ke sadasya ho! Haha, shukriya


man! what do commerce students eat that makes getting 95% child's play? -_-

yaar commerce wale log aisa kya kha ke aate hein 95% toh jaise bacho ka khel ho -_-


@Miss_Ankiita hahaa... he was burnt a lot... the helpless guy was rubbing ice all night @NavenduSingh_ @IntellectsOfBJP

@Miss_Ankiita hahaa.. Bohot jal gayee bechare ki.. Raat bhar ice lagaega bechara @NavenduSingh_ @IntellectsOfBJP


hehehe ... we would go for lunch with the excuse of getting chalk ... then we had fun during lunchtime

hehehe .. hum to chalk ke bahane lunch kar ke aate the .. phir lunch time me masti


congress leaders : He was like the flowing winds... find where did he go #WhereIsRahul

Cong leaders ... behti hawa sa tha woh ... kaha gaya ussey dundo #WhereIsRahul


@twinitisha ok, now my eyes are open but i'm still sleepy. i'm going to sleep more

@twinitisha achha, ab aankhein khuli hai...still sleepy... Gonna zzzzzzz more


@someUSER are u coming up the 17th .davis is playing hawaii for vball so we will see chris webb and scott wong .ur mom &amp


@BolshoyBooze @DefucktiveHumor @HaramiParindey some sites are still working. don't put screenshots here or they will be banned

@BolshoyBooze @DefucktiveHumor @HaramiParindey kuch sites abhi chalu hai, yaha ss mat daal wo bhi ban ho jayegi


for you the doors of my heart and hearth are both open. just give me a call. @retardedwriter @Alllahdin

aapke liye dil aur ghar ke darwaaze hamesha khule hai. Bas ek awaaz lagao. @retardedwriter @Alllahdin


son leave it .... you won't be able to do this

beta tum rhne do .... tumse naa ho payega


o immature bird come home

 - this song was written for modi sir

O naadan parindey ghar aaja'

 - This song was written for Modi Sir


@ruchikokcha you had marriage laddoos... let me eat too

@ruchikokcha aapne to kha liya shaadi ka laddoo.. hume bhi khane do


why do i feel that the goernment is going to give us more more trouble i the name of #GST!

Mujhe aisa kyu lag Raha hain ke #GST ke naam pe government Aur taqleef dene waali hain !!!


@Atheist_Krishna sir is sir @doctoratlarge

@Atheist_Krishna Sir to sir hai @doctoratlarge


@ExSecular lol... rana aunty forgot to take her medicine @RanaAyyub

@ExSecular LOL.. Rana aunty dawai lena bhool gayee @RanaAyyub


5 crore followers of gurmeetramrahim #MustWatchMSG for the sake of promise

RT JasvirSjasvir : RT jsingh341 : RT insan_paul : RT ChandniGodara : : 5 crore followers of Gurmeetramrahim #MustWatchMSG for d sake of promise


@ttrinadasgupta @ruchikokcha @Alllahdin @retardedwriter people with big heart listen to the matters of the heart

@ttrinadasgupta @ruchikokcha @Alllahdin @retardedwriter dil ka haal sine dilwala


lol! i don't have such huge ambitions. i don't want to become the son-in-law of the country

LOL! Itne bade bhi ambitions nahi hai. Desh ka damaad nahi banna


#FillTheBlank
 Bahot bhola hai bechara....


#216 : have you ever gone out on a terrible date and come home and thought " did i really shave my pubic hair for this" ?

#216 : Have you ever gone out on a terrible date and came home and thought \ " did I really shave my pubic hair for this\ "


friends! from 12 tonight #Bitcoin will be invalid as legal tender!

Mitroon ! Aaj Rat 12 baje se #Bitcoin ka leagal tender amaanya hoga !


we used to watch dd programs, sometimes using tractor battery when we didn't have lights,etc :)

dd programs we used to watch.. sometimes with tractor battery when we dont have light etc :)


number #03 @the_goofy_bug
 i swear by God that you'll fall in love with her after seeing her videos.
 #WomenToFollow

Number #03 @the_goofy_bug
 Iske videos dekh kar isse pyar hojana hai, by God.
 #WomenToFollow


sonam gupta is unfaithful!! pic.twitter.com/5Nz2QUk15Q

Sonam Gupta bewafa hai !!pic.twitter.com/5Nz2QUk15Q


two hearts are meeting. https://twitter.com/SwatiJoshi122/status/506660742058098688

Do dil mil rahe hai.https://twitter.com/SwatiJoshi122/status/506660742058098688Â â€¦


guddu will grow up to become an engineer...

guddu bade hokar pakka engineer banega ....


dhoni to kohli's parents: "he's become very naughty. yesterday he came and sat on my seat"

Dhoni to Kohli's parents: "Bahut shaitan ho gaya hai. Kal meri hi seat par akar beth gaya"


you have had the phone for one week, you'd have put 20-25 themes on already

tere paas ek week se phone aaya hai, tune 20-25 themes to daal di hai


@AazadPanchhi why manali, you don't like it?

@AazadPanchhi Kyu Manali, pasand nahi tumhe?


@TandonRaveena i fell in love with you, let our eyes meet. come make my life! fan. bigger than forced.

@TandonRaveena Ishq tujhse hogaya hai ankhiyan mila de, aa meri life bana de! Fan. Bigger than jabra.


@someUSER show at iu was live !chicago tomorrow @ reggie's with @someUSER &amp


i've earned more than Rupees 2000 from this. you try it too.

jisse maine abtak rs2000 se jyada earn kar liye hai .aap bhi try karke dekhe .


omg! random bel ami tv spot, canada will be premiering on the movie network on november 23.

omg .random bel ami tv spot - canada - it'll be premiering on the movie network november 23rd :)


did you take an a4 photo print of your wife then too? there were two more people with you then too? lol https://twitter.com/faizanpatel/status/763232541356728320

Tab bhi A4 par wife ka photo print karke ke gaya tha? Tab bhi do aur log saath mein the? Lolhttps://twitter.com/faizanpatel/status/763232541356728320Â â€¦


@Amitranjan1432u Ha ha sir yahin hain : )


go after giving your number to someone sallu brother...

Kise.. aapna number de k jao sallu bhai...


osama: brother, please deposit this cash...
 sbi employee : it's lunch time, come later...
osama: pic.twitter.com/PqdWtBws1o

Osama: Bhai, ye cash deposit kar do..
 SBI Employee : Lunch time hai, baad main aana...
 Osama:pic.twitter.com/PqdWtBws1o


@DefucktiveHumor @Sarcaism_  i did for 900 just today

@DefucktiveHumor @Sarcaism_ aaj hi 900 ka kiya be


it would be good if the Pakistani broker @ArvindKejriwal who asked for the proof of #surgicalstrike from @adgpi doesn't talk of isi. @AamAadm

#surgicalstrike ka saboot @adgpi se mangane wale Pakistani dalal @ArvindKejriwal ISI ki baat na kare to hi acha hai . @AamAadm


@someUSER have a great time tomorrow! maybe come to belgium?! :d

@someUSER have a great time tomorrow,and maybe can you come to belgium?!:d xx


@SrBachchan in mumbai everything is "beyond limit" ! every step is a new #YUDH...!!

@SrBachchan Mumbai me har kuch " had se zyaada " he ! Har kadam ek naya #YUDH he ...!!


@lady_gabbar @SocialBitterfly after writing the tweet i was hiding in a corner waiting to pounce on someone

@lady_gabbar @SocialBitterfly Tweet likh ke kone mein chhip ke wait kar rahi thi ke kis pe bouncer maarun


these dhoni fans are the ones who increase the number of dhoni haters #INDvSL

Yahi Dhoni fan Dhoni ke haters badhate hain #INDvSL


how much ever you show your teeth, there is no competition to guddu's smile. this is true happiness, garbage bin.

kitna bhi daant nikalo par guddu ki hasi ka koi jod nahi ..:d :d asal khushi aisi hi hoti hai garbage bin :)


hey girl, don't narrate the stories about your boyfriend to other boys. keep your love story to yourself.

Yaar aaoke BF ki kahani doosre ladkon ko na sunao, aapke pyar ki aatmakatha aap hi ko mubarak..


i'm going to see anthony hamilton at the daughters of american revolution constitution hall in washington dc on september 15 http/URL

i'm going to anthony hamilton at dar constitution hall in washington ,dc - sep 15 http/URL


there's a special small seat in the front too :)

front me bhi ek special small seat hoti thi :)


@someUSER much of last season too especially second half. though i loved jack white and mick jagger with arcade fire's "foo fighters" was amazing .

@someUSER much of last season ,too ,esp 2nd half .tho i loved jack white ,and mick jagger with arcade fire / foo fighters was amazing .


jennette's goodluck for tomorrow .please :(

arianators please help me .i'm a girl who's body is very sore and just asking for ariana &amp


kajri has sworn on children that he'll not run away this time... lying deserter

kajri bachcho ki kasam khata h ... ab nhi bhagega... jhutha bhagoda


@kamaalrkhan yes brother, once you get addicted to chicks, it's not easy to let go.

@kamaalrkhan Han bhai, chori ki aadat ek bar pad jaye to aasani se jati nahi.


hi @ShaadiDotCom, i want a good item because i want to get married. name your price

Hi @ShaadiDotCom, achhi item chahiye, shaadi karne ko maangtay. Dene ka bhaav batao


@TrendsMumbai @HathwalaThakur wow brother... but why??

@TrendsMumbai @HathwalaThakur waah bhai.. Par kyu ??


"there's a new camel in the house... beloved father, today I will sleep with him"

 #TweetLikeAPakistani

"Ghar me naya oonth aaya hai.. Abba jaan aaj uski ke saath soyenge"

 #TweetLikeAPakistani


just watch, dhoni will definately retire today .... :-(

dekhna aaj pakka dhoni retirement le lega .... :-(


@trulimonika, it's true, but madam's intentions can always be doubted

@trulymonica bat sahi hai par madam ki neeyat par hamesha shaq kiya ka sakta hai :D


"ayesha 'see how big she has' takia # celebmiddlenames "

Ayesha 'Abe Iske Dekh Kitna Bade Hai' Takia

#CelebMiddleNames


@fadutweets wish that was a river of liqour

@FaaduTweets kaash woh nadi daru ki hoti


"@urban_sanyaasi you are one and he is one somebody says lover .. someone thinks crazy "

@Urban_Sanyaasi ek tum ho aur ek woh hai

Koi deewana kehta hai.. Koi pagal samajhta hai wala


@rowdytalks rowdy smoke 2 puffs and sleep

@RowdyTalks Rowdy bhai 2 kash maaro aur so jao


@atheist_krishna child, adults call this picture. twitter.com/jjd1tjrwfh

@Atheist_Krishna Beta bade ise kehte haipic.twitter.com/JJd1TJRwfH


* obama calls modi ... *"" press the star and 9 to copy this hello tune ... chark la ... ""

*obama calls modi...*
"is hello tune ko copy karne ke liye star aur 9 dabayein... shulkk laa..."


@alladin lol! brother, he is crazy, stay away from him !!

@Alllahdin LOL! Bhai isse bach ke rehna ye pagal hai!!


@bakwasradio @ra_bies your love is baffling and dp is killing

@BakwasRadio @Ra_Bies tera ishq sufiyana and DP kaatilaana


rt @only1swaponeal : cheetah's walk, eagle's vision and pakistan losing to india in worldcup don’t hesitate

RT @Only1swapOneal : Cheete ki chaal baaz ki nazar aur world cup me india se pak harne mein sandeh nahi karte #IndvsPak #ICCT20WORLDCUP2016 â€¦


super awesome . . how do you think brother

super awesome .  .  . kaha se sochte ho bhai :) (y)


salman khan slept deeply and here is making fish market, go sleep all salman khan fans

salman khan to ghode bech ke sogaye hoge. aur yahan machi market banare sab . sojao salman ke deewano


buy new firecrackers, these old bombs are not working. . . . .

naye patakhe kharid lo yaar ye purane bomb to fuss ho gye h ab tak .  .  .  .  .


even zedge wouldn't open on vodafone, porn obviously won't

Vodafone pe to Zedge bhi nahi khulta, porn ghanta khulega!


@ra_bies absolute show off, i love wine. would'nt have even tried rooh afza till now

@Ra_Bies absolute show off hai, I love wine ya. Kabhi rooh afza ke uppar kuch nahi peeya hoga.


love is there and i dont even know how to tell, atleast you can feel it . . #u know what i mean # pure pleasure at best: d

mohabbt hai aur btana v nhi aata feel toh kra skte ho na  .  .  # u know what i mean # pure pleasure at best :d


are this bastard's needle is still stuck there onlyhttps://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/754562795400630272â â€¦

Arre iss chutiye ki sui ab tak wahi atki haihttps://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/754562795400630272 …


are you just going to talk . . or will you do something as well . . .

sirf bolega .  .  ya kuch karega v .  .  .


rt @drshraddha16 : @riturathaur @kanhaiyajnusu @sagarikaghose @bdutt @sardesairajdeep your father's salary is 3000 right. so do some work

RT @drshraddha16 : @RituRathaur @kanhaiyajnusu @sagarikaghose @BDUTT @sardesairajdeep 3000 salary hai na tere baap ki , to kuch kaam dham kar ..


@lifelesstweep wanted to see the poor thing let the match go in drain. if that poor noori finds out what will she think?

@LifelessTweep sidha bichari ko dekhna tha match gaya bhar me ri8 ðŸ˜’ðŸ˜ bichari noori ko pata chalega what will she think ??


#pandey where are you we are waiting to welcome you #swagat k liye

#Pandey ji kaha h app hum log kb se wait kar rahe h ap k #swagat k liye


speaking of triple divorce will lead to 3 years in jail. "after going to jail, will government take care of her wife ?. ... who will handle her expenses ... ??

Tripal Talaq bolne se 3 saal ki Jail "hogi Jail jane ke baad 3 saal tak Uski #BIWI ko Government palegi kya...??? Uska kharcha koun sambhalega...??


@oomph_wali the one who said modi is gay is giving knowledge @trulymonica @hemalitanna

@oomph_wali Modi ji ko gay kehne wali yaha gyaan de rahi hai  @TrulyMonica @hemalitanna


awesome movie this movie will rock i swear . . salman sir….i love you. <3

Kamal ki movie hai kasam se dhum macheg dhum..Salman sir....i love you.<3


Judge : Batao #Dhoni ne resign kyu kya ?


haha eagerly waited to see @pricenarula88 ur intro bro. . didn't say much to you . . saved . . @comedy_n_bachao . .https://t.co/d1g60nfahl

Haha Eagerly Waited To See @princenarula88 Ur Intro Bhai ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ Zyada Nahi Bola Aapko ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ Bach Gaye ðŸ’ƒðŸ’ƒ @Comedy_N_Bachao ðŸ‘Œ https://t.co/D1g60nfAHl


@shahrcasm @insane_chorri there is a timing dude

@Shahrcasm @Insane_chorri timing hota hai yaar


6 minutes deep in #mannkibaat and you go like .. no bro please forgive me

6 minutes deep in #MannKiBaat and you go like .. aur nahi bhai maaf kar


just keep pulling each other's legs. # indavspak http: //tco/ajrafkham 7

Bus ek dusre ki taang khichte raho #Indvspak https://t.co/aJrfkmhU7m


@ meetuunnglee girls like wrong boys, that's why smart boys like us have no one

@MeetUunngLee ladkiyon ko galat ladke pasand aate hai, isiliye him dono jaie smart bandho ke paas koi nahi hai </3


when gaurakchak do something it comes to #mannkibaat when an rss worker gets killed then why don’t they tell in #mannkibaat

jab gaurakchak kuch krte hai to wo #MannKiBaat me ati hai " jab RSS worker ko mara jata hai tab #MannKiBaat me kyu nhi bolte ?


mahashivratri's best wishes ! shiva the adiyogi ' may everyone be blessed with the grace of meditation . om ! om ! om namah shivaya :)

Mahashivratri ki hardik shubkamnayein ! Shiva the Adiyogi ' may every1 be blessed with the grace of meditation . Om ! Om ! Om Namah Shivaya :)


@alllahdin i want to drink even today, brother @retardedwriter bring tuborg strong while coming

@Alllahdin aaj bhi peene ka dil ho raha hai yaar, bhai @retardedwriter aate aate tuborg strong le aa :-P


@xxtra_edge @rishita_x ok whatever you like

@Xxtra_Edge @Rishita_x theek hai jo tujhe acha lage


@adrashyababa it is babulal gaur's bus @abhishekprsnl

@adrashyababa Babulal Gaur ki bus hai  @abhishekprsnl


modi mission : to establish world brotherhood...great man great thinking @ modi : a boon to earth

Modi mission : 2 establish world brotherhood...grt man grt thinking @ Modi : a boon 2 earth


that happiness on guddu's face . . when sir asked him to bring chalk . . epic

dat khushi on guddu's face .  .  . when sir asked him to bring on chalk .  . epic :d :d


@tdmehta20 @amishra2417 @team_jodhaakbar wishing you happy happy mahashivratri may bhole baba , give his blessings to everyone of you .

@tdmehta20 @amishra2417 @Team_JodhaAkbar Wishing You happy happy MAHASHIVRATRI Bhole baba , aap sab par apni aseem kripa banaye rakhe .


@aapchutiyehain lol . but i don’t know how to read that, else even i would have been a baba

@AapChutiyeHain Lol. Magar won padhna nahi aata warna main abhi koi baba hota


@akshaykantikar all brother will go together and will tweet up @atheist_krishna

@akshaykanitkar Saare bhai saath me jaenge aur Tweet up karenge @Atheist_Krishna


after #noteban or #gstmarket has been watered "hi or #modi have sent people in the market open so that no hustle bustle can be seen #gajabtraffic

#noteban or #GST ke baad market ki watt lagi "hi or #modi ne apne logo ko market me khulla chor diya taki chahal pahal dikhe. #Gajabtraffic


take this brother @iamgunjangrunge you have been fooled https://twitter.com/runjhunmehrotra/status/774520010672902144â â€¦

Le bhai @iamGunjanGrunge tera kat gaya https://twitter.com/runjhunmehrotra/status/774520010672902144 …


@atheist_krishna now i will have to do it @hathwalathakur @ra_bies

@Atheist_Krishna ab to karna hi padega @HathwalaThakur @Ra_Bies


in "1942 call was will do it or" will die' #todays its will do it and will do it ' #pmmodi

In "1942 call was karenge ya "marenge' #today it's karenge aur kar ke rahenge': #PMModi


@meetuunnglee lol! this crowd is very bad

@MeetUunngLee LOL! Bahut hi ghatiya janta hai bhai


@juuism @coolfunnytshirt found the boy, your father everyone's father rahulbaba #whereisrahulgandhi #whereisrahul in uttrakhand camping.

@Juuism @coolfunnytshirt Mil gaya hai launda , Aapka Baba Sabka BaBa RahulBaba #WhereIsRahulGandhi #WhereIsRahul Uttarakhand me hai . Camping


tomorrow if lost then come back home .. if won bring back cup. #cwc15

Kal haare to Ghar Wapsi.. Jeete to Cup Wapsi.. #CWC15


@tweeterrant he is doing good bowling. cant trust young people. they mess up bowling

@TweetErrant Arey sahi bowling kar raha hai. Naujawano ka bharosa nahi. Faila dete hain gendbaazi.


who are these people, where do they come from?https://twitter.com/alisohrab007/status/908209693629272064â â€¦

Kaun hai yeh log, kahaan se aate hai yeh log?https://twitter.com/AliSohrab007/status/908209693629272064 …


Is chinese virat kohli ko chalta karo yaar.


you are nothing without us #salman.. you are a blur in the name of pathan

Hmare bina tera koi wajood nhi #salman ...sale pathano k nam p kalank h tu


just now drank beer and ate pizza after gym

Abhi abhi gym ke baad beer pee aur pizza khaya..


yes brother i want this, do something @roflaala

haan bhai ye chahiye, kuch kar @ROFLaaLa


how do i tell you, what all games have love shown me https://twitter.com/babajikiibooty/status/738810553469173764â â€

Kaise kahein hum, pyar ne humko kya kya khel dikhayehttps://twitter.com/BabajiKiiBooty/status/738810553469173764 …


maybe there is someone else made for you who deserves you, just move on and stay happy

shayad kisi aur ko bnaya ho tere liye jo deserve krti ho tujhe  ,  tty just move on n be stay happy :)


@sarcaism_ got late, didn’t see the match

@Sarcaism_ late ho gaya, match nahi dekhi :/


sugam brother, how many time did you do this stupidness theres no count

sugam bhaiiii ,  ye harampana kitni baar kiya hai koi ginti hi nai .  .  :p


score is 1 - 1 . now . by the way the kid never forgot the riding lessons . he still proudly claims to have learnt riding on a new cbz .. 13 yrs ago .

score is 1 - 1 . now . BTW the kid never forgot the riding lessons . He still proudly claims to have learnt riding on a new CBZ .. 13 yrs ago .


sega's cassette only plays in sega. . lolz

sega ki cassette sirf sega mein hi lagti hai .  .  . lolz


come to calcutta also . . book fair also happens here

calcutta bhi aao yaar .  .  . yaha bhi to book fair hota hai


#jio : today we will not resolve this site's dns

#Jio : Aaj is site ka dns resolve karke nahi denge


tum saaf karne aaye the kya? Chhod na yaar.


@kshisodia @miss_ankiita @meetuunnglee you guys said to go slow. i was even ready to call

@KShisodia @Miss_Ankiita @MeetUunngLee tumne Hi bola, slow jaane. Main toh phone karne bhi taiyaar tha


" eleanor was just a fan when she met louis "it's funny she probably wasnt a fan like she may have known who they were but she wasn't a fan

" eleanor was just a fan when she met louis "  it's funny bc she probaly wasnt a fan like she may have known who they were but she wasn't a fan


this has happened with me also </3https://twitter.com/happlyunmarried/status/662528416000798720â â€¦

Ye mere saath bhi hua hai </3https://twitter.com/happlyunmarried/status/662528416000798720 …


bas kar pagale .  .  .  . rulayega kya !


when the other person resorts to abuses, be assured you have hit his nerves

Jab saamne wala gaali dene pe utar jaaye, samjho ki uske right buttons daba diye tumne #TwitterTrollingTips


cant think of a pun on this, i am thinking where to dump this apple gourd

:'( mujhe koi pun nahi aaraha iss par, tinda ko kaunse kachre dabbe mein phenku ye soch raha hu


@retardedwriter @meetuunnglee yes brother, that’s why i said it

@retardedwriter @MeetUunngLee haan yaar, isiliye bola maine bhi :'(


jai hind aunty! today we will celebrate, india's festival, festival of real taste, festival of 25 years of vimal. every grain has the essence of saffron

Jai Hind Aunty! Aaj jashn hoga, bharat ka jashn, asli swaad ka jashn, vimal ke 25 saal ka jashn. Daane daane mein mutton ka swad


@twinitisha may god bless you with my age

@twinitisha bhagwaan kare meri umar bhi aapko lag jaye


@drpoonam right now i am here, mahi has gone already

@drpoonam abhi hu yahan, gaya mahi ab tak :-/


yes , i put photocopy at the wall, in toilet and even on my forehead once

haan, ghar par diwaar pe bhi photocpy lagayi thi, sandas mein bhi, maathe par bhi lagaya tha ek baar toh


thanks to #hugday mind has been humming poop is coming poop is coming entire day

Thanks to #HugDay mind has been humming tatti aayi hai aayi hai tatti aayi hai, entire day.


@meetuunnglee help me also to find girl, i cant get one like this

@MeetUunngLee hahahah! Mujhe bhi madad karna ladki uthaane ke liye, dhund kar toh milne se rahi!


@kapilv20012001 @rahulkanwal @sardesairajdeepnice . . many love stories start like this only

@kapilv20012001 @rahulkanwal @sardesairajdeep :D accha hai . kaafi love stories aise hi shuru hoti hain ...


@jsduggal its our duty to lift the motivation of our team . @msdhoni

@jsduggal arey apni team ka hausla badhana hamara kaam hai . @msdhoni


@runjhunmehrotra are you in dentist now? made of joke of myself

@runjhunmehrotra ab dentist main ho ke tum?Mazaak bana rakha hai mera. Shya


if you find some time, then talk to me also

Agr time mile to mujhse bhi bat kar kena...


umpire used to give the decision of wide ball based on who will treat him with a kulfi

wide ball ka decision empire ye sooch ke deta tha ke kulfi kon khilayeega .  .  :)


guddu kisi field mein toh acha hai .  .  .


one innocent question is coming to me again and again that these gifts are with #gst or without gst . .@bjp4india

Ek masoom sa sawal zahan me baar baar aa raha h ye saare ina'am with #GST hain ya without GST.. @BJP4India


@pushprajzala haha, no brother, everyone sees because of that only

@PushprajZala haha. na bhai, badha etla mate j jue chhe


nowadays, #manmohansingh is starting to look good and amazing infront of @narendramodi and @arvindkejriwal

Aaj kal @narendramodi ji ke samne @ArvindKejriwal ji aur #Manmohansingh ji aache and amazing lagne lage hain


@tweeting_pal don’t go to listen to this evil sinner @sardesairajdeep

@tweeting_pal Mat jaa iss dusht paapo ki baate sunne @sardesairajdeep


i even brought the issue on dm, even asked number but she doesn't have love @lokardi_rt

maine toh issue DM par bhi bulaya, number bhi maanga magar pyar toh isse hai nahi @LoKarDi_RT


@akshaykantikar lol let him drink 6 pegs @beingsalmankhan

@akshaykanitkar LOL bhai ko 6 peg pi lene do @BeingSalmanKhan


jyada emptional nhi hote the .  .  :p :(


@akshaykanitkar @alllahdin @bhuvanrajora this is @kajubadamchor

@akshaykanitkar @Alllahdin @BhuvanRajora ye @KajuBadamChor hai


don't know who's going to win #wt20 but afghanistan already won hearts of the billions ... afghan jalebi hahaha #wivsafg #afgvwi #cricket

Don't knw whos gonna win #WT20 but Afghanistan already won hearts of the billions ... afghan jalebi hahaha #WIvsAFG #AFGvWI #Cricket


@moskvaa now @unsubtledesi will curse me

@Moskvaa ab @UnSubtleDesi mujhe gaali degi


brother, marriage and aadhar card, more the better

Bhai shaadi aur aadhaar card jitne ho, utna achcha


someone tell @narendramodi that during #diwali whoever are working are cas only because of your misgovernance#gst #taxaudit

Koi @narendramodi ji ko bataye ki #diwali k time jo mar mar k kaam kar rahe hain woh CA’s hi hain coz of ur misgovernance #gst #taxaudit


@miss_ankiita oh yes . . they also have some respect . . nevermind

@Miss_Ankiita oh haan.. unka bhi kuch imaan hota hai.. ye to.. nevermind


when he will be with his wife and daughter then he will understand what is #tripletalaq

Jab ye iski "biwi bahu beti ke sath hoga tab pata chalega ki #TripleTalaq kya hai.....


haha! thanks aunty. it is necessary to open eyes, till what time a smart, handsome and capable guy like me stay single?

Haha! Thanks aunty. Aankhein kholna zaroori hai, aaakhir kab tak mujh jaisa smart, handsome aur honiyaar ladka single rahega?


" @someuser i want tang jun for christmas .  "  i want him on valentines as well !  !  !

" @someUSER i want tang jun for christmas .  "  i want him on valentines as well !  !  !


meira kumar: sit down sit down. pic.twitter.com/kvim078hpu

Meira Kumar: Baith jaiye baith jaiye..pic.twitter.com/KvIM078Hpu


people in delhi can't get #bright #sunlight how will they get #bright #future

Delhi walo ko #bright #sunlight nai mil "rahi #bright #future kahan se milega.


@rahulroushan Shanti hi mera bhushan hai


.@simplyshilpi_89 as if your one tweet led to the betterment of women all over the world. cussing men is not women empowerment.

.@SimplyShilpi_89 han jaise tune to ek tweet karke poori duniya ki mahilao ka udhar kar diya.aadmi ko gaali dena women empowerment nahi hota


brother will you come to andheri ?
no.
then go to up.

Bhaiyya andheri chaloge ?
NAHI.
Fir UP jaao.


@itsmy_rule haha.. i had fun watching this

@Itsmy_rule hahahaa.. Maza aa gaya dekh kar


@chawalariya yes they should. do it fast. the photos are here, now do the announcement as well.

@ChawalaRiya Ya they should :( Jaldi karo ab Photos toh aagayi hai announcemnt bhi kardo pls


star wars hindi is amazing, because "let the force be with you."

Star wars Hindi is amazing, because "Divya shakti tumhare saath rahe"


@ayishabaloch @main_tera_baap play now, we will do the settlement.

@AyishaBaloch @main_tera_baap khel lo abhi hisab barabar kar lete hai


brother has said that he is busy till 6 o'clock

bhai ne kaha hai ki wo busy hai....6 bje tak


@runjhunmehrotra @ra_bies don’t talk like this to sir, touch his feet. we can’t make our home without his blessings.

@runjhunmehrotra @Ra_Bies aise mat bolo sir ko, inke pair chuo. Inke aashirwad me bina apna ghar nahi bas sakta


brother i think ball is of maruti gold only

bhai ball lagta hai maruti gold ki hi hai .  .


there is no rule of hitting a six on the firt ball. venereal diseases had to be out!

Pehli ball pe chhakka maarne ka rule hi nahi hai. Out hona hi tha gupt rog ne !


now since, discussions are going on regarding a referendum for #triple talaq, then let #rammandir also be discussed

Ab jab #TripleTalaq pe referendum hone ki baat ho rahi "hai to lage haath #Rammandir par bhi ho hi jaye.


you have already seen this talk. however much unethical it sounds, it has to be done.

tune to dekha hi hai ye baat, chahe jitna unethical sound karein, ye karna padta hai.


modi sir, you come to bihar because it is neccessary for bjp government in bihar.

modi sir....you come bihar.because neccessary to bjp government in bihar.......har har modi ghar ghar modi.....


@maihunsatish will you just keep watching or propose as well?

@MaiHunSatish Dekhta rahega ya propose bhi karega


adnan sami: how much for the potatoes?
sabzi wala: 1.5 kgs for 20 rupees. how much should i give?
adnan sami: fill the bag, oh! fill the bag.

Adnan Sami: Aloo kaise diye bhaiya?
Sabzi wala: 20 ka dedh kilo. Kitna doon?
Adnan Sami: Bhar de jholi, O bhar de jholi.


anju: sister, modiji is clicking a photo with some vladimir, who is he?
manju: hey crazy, that is the flat nosed villain from harry potter!

Anju: Deedi Modiji kisi Vladimir ke saath photo khich rahe hai kaun hai woh?
Manju: Arre pagli woh harry potter ke chapte naak wale villain!


madam @lambaalka i had a verbal fight with a neighbouring shopkeeper. can i get some help in breaking a few things?

Madam @LambaAlka pados ke ek dukandar se meri thodi kahasuni ho gayi hai. tod-fod karne mein kuchh help mil sakti hai kya?


lets hope for good days #mumbailocal may the real god give intellect to the god of the country

lets hope for achhe din #MumbaiLocal " upar ka Prabhu Niche ke Prabhu ko Budi de " #RailBudget2015 @sardesairajdeep http://t.co/YQugUCZyyW


ireland team, score 300 runs. don’t let this go. #maukamauka

Ireland walo.. 300 banao be.. Jaane mat do ye #MaukaMauka


i am going to span the whole day tomorrow. anyone who has a problem can go and feed their buffaloes. #justkidding #indvspak #wewontgiveitback

Mai to kal Sare din Spam karne wali hu Bhai .. Jisko Problem hai wo jake apni Bhains charaye #JustKidding #IndvsPak #WeWontGiveItBack


the team that won the toss will win the match! #humindiawale #bleedblue #wewontgiveitback #indvspak

Jo toss jita wohi match jitegaaaaa ! #HumIndiaWale #BleedBlue #WeWontGiveItBack #IndvsPak ðŸ’ƒðŸ’™ðŸ‡®ðŸ‡³


the fact that i have no plans tomorrow night &amp


@gabbbarsingh no one salutes a sleeping sun

@GabbbarSingh sote hue sooraj ko koi salaam nahi karta....


then is someone else a judge? https://twitter.com/shivaaanik/status/898087303628832768 …

Toh judge koi aur hai kya? https://twitter.com/shivaaanik/status/898087303628832768 …


@klpe leave it. i am on vodafone. i had been trying for two hours. i don't want to do it again.

@klpe chhod. I am on Vodafone. Do ghante se try kar raha tha. Wapis nahi karna


haha done brother. we will repair some liver together.

hahahah done bhai.. karte hai milke thoda liver theek


@s1dharthm kappor and sons is a good film. i will watch it once more.

@S1dharthM kapoor and sons achachi film hai .. ek baar or dekhunga


seems like shaan and alice had a break up!

lagta hai shaan or alice ka breakup ho gya hai .  .  .


@officeofrg now the schools have reopened. summer holidays gone. when are your holidays finishing? #pappu #rahulgandhi @incindia

@OfficeOfRG ab toh school bhi reopen hogaye .. summer holidays gone .. tumhare holiday kab finish ho rahe Hai #pappu #RahulGandhi @INCIndia


it's time for all secularists to come together and put a stop on hindu cremation #smogindelhi

Samay aa gaya hai sab secular mil ker hindu ki chita jalne per rokh laga de. #smogindelhi


that is great about you! if the rates have declined that is due to congress, and if they haven’t, then blame bjp. #gstcouncil #gstcouncilmeet #gst

Tumhara sahi hai agar rate kam kar do to Congress ki wjeh se nahi karo to BJP galat hai. #GSTCouncil #GSTCouncilMeet #GST


he opened his mouth just to spit out shit https://twitter.com/httweets/status/638589620171620352 …

Munh khola bhi to gobar karne ke liyehttps://twitter.com/htTweets/status/638589620171620352 …


sir, you launched skill development program that will provide employment to crores of people! thank you, sir

sir aapne skill devlopment programe lunch kiye jisase karoro logo ko rojgar milega !!! thanks sir


.@RanaAyyub sab gaaliya haipic.twitter.com/efKuJBEmrD


eat tobacco kanpur boy, you will understand the joke https://twitter.com/ekkanpuriya/status/738979659623235584 …

Guthka kha le kanpuriye.. Joke samaj aa jaegahttps://twitter.com/EkKanpuriya/status/738979659623235584 …


@kachra_peti hahahaa no..  making fun is @hathwalathakur's habit

@kachra_peti hahahaa no.. Ye @HathwalaThakur ki aadat hai maze lene ki


govt does not have any action plan on kashmir. it is doing scams in the name of #gaurakshak #kashmir #tripletalaq

Govt ke pas Kashmir ke liye koi soch ya action plan nahi #GauRakshak #kashmir #TripleTalaq ke naam pr gadbad or gumrahi ke siwa koi kam nahi


msg is himself a god, but he also has a lord hainpic.twitter.com/eac1lvtpw6

MSG khud God hain, par unke bhi ek Lord hainpic.twitter.com/eac1LvtPw6


@atheist_krishna good atheist won hearts brother @smile_exalter

@Atheist_Krishna waah Atheist Dil jeet liya bhai @Smile_exalter


@singhlicious write something which is interpretable @the_sleigher

@Singhlicious kuch samajh me aaye aisa likha kar  @The_Sleigher


i want freedom and big car and bunglow and security and power and

Mujhe Chahiye Swaraj!
.
.
.
aur badi Gaadi aur Bangla aur Security aur Power aur..


my heart video song hd download by kunaal vermaa & rapperiya baalam http://t.co/hh3szv1fjf

Dil Mere Video Song HD Download by Kunaal Vermaa & Rapperiya Baalam http://t.co/hh3sZV1FjF


guddu got into trouble, he was a hero with his eyes closed, he became a zero when eyes opened

guddu ki to lag gyi ,  band aakhon par hero tha ,  aankh khuli to zero :d


.@jhasanjay brother dont share the link .. congress is behind this @ndtv

.@JhaSanjay bhai link mat share kar.. isme congress walo ka hi haath hai @ndtv


@sandrabullocart lol, sharmaji's daughter we have to save the world

@SandraBullocart LOL, Sharmaji ki beti hamein duniya ko bachana hai


monday is a holiday because of may day, it is not cheap i guess

Monday ko chhutti hai May day ki, sasta nahi hai I guess.


our brother @ek_samosa_dena has a show on sunday.. mumbai people do go .. ticket is available on bookmyshow

best luck brother pic.twitter.com/fus8pjp87y

Apne bhai @ek_samosa_dena ka show hai mitron sunday ko.. Mumbai wali jaroor jaaye.. bookmyshow par tkt hai available

Best luck bhaipic.twitter.com/fuS8pjP87Y


you get something anjali, you wont understand https://twitter.com/upoliticat/status/864066951475216384 …

Kuch kuch milta hai anjali, tum nahi samjhogihttps://twitter.com/uPoliticat/status/864066951475216384 …


salu brother is everyone's brother, my super kahn salman kahn. bajrangi bhaijan will be a bigger hit then kick

salu bahi sabka bahi salman bahi,,My Supar kahn Salman kahn kick se v suparhit hogi bajrangi bahijaan,


@being_humor @kyaukhaadlega @firstpost the stupid majnu is jealous of me pic.twitter.com/kalmfzltpk

@Being_Humor @KyaUkhaadLega @firstpost SAALA MAJNU JALTA HAI MUJH SE!pic.twitter.com/KALmfzlTpK


why are you in this mess, nobody is in the competition modi is the best

Kyo pade ho chakar me koi nahi hai takar me. Modi is best pm .


@roflgandhi_ give some training to him. so that he doesn't bore here also @officeofrg

@RoflGandhi_ woh toh hai hi thodi training dena isko :-D taaki ye yahan par bhi na pakaaye @OfficeOfRG


@meetuunnglee is he a brother of satya nadella?

@MeetUunngLee Ye Satya Nadella ka bhai hai kya?


#tajmahal was the real intention #jaishah " note ban #gst and bank loot are just to divert attention of the citizens

#TajMahal to bhana h asal maqsad to #jaishah " notebandi #GST aur bank mey charges ki loot se janta ka dhyan bhatkana h


@dishasatra @runjhunmehrotra sure sure. we will make you stand at the gate to welcome the wedding guests. okay?

@Dishasatra @runjhunmehrotra zaroor zaroor, tujhe gate par khada karenge baraatiyon ka swagat karne. Ok?


@balliawalebaba my family invited me barely as well.

@balliawalebaba gharwalo ne mujhe bhi badi mushkil se bulaya


@miss_ankiita bitch will come while smelling @why_russ

@Miss_Ankiita kutiya soonghti huee aa jaegi @why_russ


@ek_samosa_dena then what are you thinking?


@someUSER going to phuk the city up sept 15 .  we taking it back to fairground for #battleofthesexes lets see who rock men/women


Play Mukesh ad at the beginning, earlier i was great hockey player, one day i didn't stand up for the national anthem they broke my leg https://twitter.com/barandbench/status/803844745529327616 …

Play Mukesh ad at the beginning, pehle main hockey ka bahot bada khiladi tha, ek din anthem ke liye hada nahi hua logon ne meri taang tod dihttps://twitter.com/barandbench/status/803844745529327616 …


Mujhko pehchaan lo " mai hu DON ! #Trump #NATO


we also did a lot of work , we also a jain book shop

hmne bhi bahut kiye h ye kaam and hmre karnal m bhi h jain book shop .  .  .  :-d :-d :-d


hamare teacher to pitai kar dete the .  .


another #SurgicalStrike against pakistani terrorists Commandos after crossing the border killed 3 terrorists @BJP 4 India @BJP 4 Maharashtra . twitter . com / nrajXy 0 HnQ

Pakistan ke Terrorist ke khilaf fir ek bar #SurgicalStrike Commandos ne Sima Par Ghus kar 3 Pak Aatanki ko Mar Dala @BJP 4 India @BJP 4 Maharashtra . twitter . com / nrajXy 0 HnQ


what was the point getting naked in this, you could've shouted like this only.https://twitter.com/mid_day/status/801374743383314432 …

Ismein nanga hone ki kya baat thi yaar aise hi chilla leta.https://twitter.com/mid_day/status/801374743383314432 …


@Sadafawanvk @aliaa08 @iamsrk @ParineetiChopra wow wow they didn't even invite me

@Sadafawanvk @aliaa08 @iamsrk @ParineetiChopra wow wow mujhe bulaye v nhi


@YearOfRat  brother 72 bulls will be released behind us.
whats the plan for sunday? birthday and also match meet? @Alllahdin

@YearOfRat  bhai 72 saando ko apne peeche chhoda jayega.
Sunday ka kya plan hai? Janamdin hai aur match bhi. Milo? @Alllahdin


@Atheist_Krishna "Hahaha krishna you've started tweeting very well .. this is the effect of being with bolshu"pic.twitter.com/sRKlGxjcYM

@Atheist_Krishna "Hahaha Krishna tu to mast tweet karne laga hai.. ye sab Bolshu ki sangati ka asar hai"pic.twitter.com/sRKlGxjcYM


brother cares about you, its not about money. if brother is strong world is respectful

bhaiya aapki care karte hai, paise ki baat nahi hai. Bhaiya balwaan to duniya unki kadrdaan


@clued_up_chic mind ganda hona chahiye.. Saaf to tijori bhi hoti hai


@_GandaBachcha he started it first @HathwalaThakur

@_GandaBachcha unglee pehle usne kari hai @HathwalaThakur


@AdvancedMaushi its wedding night, i am removing your dress

@AdvancedMaushi suhaagraat hai.. Ghoogat utha raha hu tera


stop it brother @DhuanDhari hands will start aching

Bas kar bhai @DhuanDhari haath dukh jaega


@YearOfRat LOL. brother dont say this, she is a nice junior and sister in law

@YearOfRat LOL. Bhai na bolo aise, pyara junior hai and bhabhi :)


haha try doing it by hook or crook , tell @RNTata2000  @invest_mutual @OpIndia_com @BloombergQuint @Raghav_Bahl

haha jugaad tayar kar lena, @RNTata2000 ko bolna hai @invest_mutual @OpIndia_com @BloombergQuint @Raghav_Bahl


ask normal people on twitter 'solution every solution' you will get, it is called user review @GST_Council @arunjaitley #GST #GSThelpdesk

Twitter pe aamjanta se b maangle "sujhaav saare sujhaav "milega user review kehte Hai..@GST_Council @arunjaitley #GST #GSThelpdesk


hashim amla bring some apples too - amla's mother #INDvsSA

Hashim Amla aur thode seb bhi le aana - Aamla ki Ammi #IndvsSA


rain also knows tommorow is last day to fill #GST that is why it is raining overtime .. #MumbaiRains

Barish ko bhi pata hai kal #GST bharne ki aakhri tareekh hai is liye overtime chal raha hai .. #MumbaiRains


when you are hungry, and food is in front of you but still you refuse because of dieting . . ask #congressiyo about that pain

Bhuk lagi "ho khana samne pada ho aur dieting ke naan pe mana karna pada... Tab jo dard hota hai woh en #Congressiyo se pucho


RT @Dharanishanthi : RT @SankalpSharan : Rail research institute will open @ IIT BHU , kanpur #RailBudget2015 but no one sees this #RespectResea

RT @Dharanishanthi : RT @SankalpSharan : Rail research institute will open @ IIT BHU , kanpur #RailBudget2015 bt no one sees this #RespectResea


#RightToPrivacy is a fundamental right ! But Hasmukh's privcay will be disturbed because of guggi

#RightToPrivacy is a fundamental right ! But Hasmukh Bhai ki Privacy toh bhang hogayi Guggiji ke aane se 0 Dekhiye -


RT @Eatstory : its holi #BhaangKulfi bhang kulfi is a must . Find the finest Bhaang Kulfi in #OldDelhi . https://t.co/WFyO6Mr7p1 :) https://t.coâ€¦

RT @Eatstory : Holi hai #BhaangKulfi toh khani banti hai . Find the finest Bhaang Kulfi in #OldDelhi . https://t.co/WFyO6Mr7p1 :) https://t.coâ€¦


@aanchalator losing to dhoni after going forth, better bend your knees now only

@aanchalator Aage jake Dhoni se haarna. Usse achcha yahin ghutne tek do.


take jha sir and gsurya with you @Prudent_Niks

saath me jha saab aur gsurya ko bhi le jaaye @Prudent_Niks


@babagkaghanta @Alllahdin @anpadh00 @retardedwriter @MeetUunngLee Sir, i touch your feet

@babagkaghanta @Alllahdin @anpadh00 @retardedwriter @MeetUunngLee Sir, paay laagu


RT @faizansrkkhan : Kingo ... was there something in the car ? #DilwaleOnSony https://t.co/6qoSjTDhhw

RT @faizansrkkhan : Kingo ... Gaadi me kuch the kya ? #DilwaleOnSony https://t.co/6qoSjTDhhw


@SimplySajidK brother this is your destiny

@SimplySajidK bhai aapki kismat me ab yahi hain


@Atheist_Krishna haha.. Thande paranthe khaaye honge.. Ab garam kar raha hai


RT @DaarubaazMehta : MCD ruled by BJP in Delhi is giving salaries to 22000 non-existing persons #BJPKaMCDKachra http://t.co/t8Y5bhftKL


@someUSER - another example of a good college player who had a great week at senior bowl to ease concerns about toughs &amp


Perfect railway budget #BudgetBT # #RailBudget2015 #IndianRailways @abpnewstv @aajtakki got burnt, dont know which type of milk they have

Perfect railway budget #BudgetBT # #RailBudget2015 #IndianRailways @abpnewstv @aajtakki to jal gyi , pata ni Konya milk h inka


sir also doesnot change whether its #Virat or #Rahane or #Pujara

Sir bi ni change karte kisii ka Chahe wo #Virat ho #Rahane ho ya fir #Pujara


@TheLastPeg it is a good thing, they should remain where they are

@TheLastPeg Achhi baat hai yaar, wahin rehne chahiye jahan ab hai


heart's desire too https://twitter.com/Shakti_Shetty/status/881765164831436800 …

Mann ki baat bhi https://twitter.com/Shakti_Shetty/status/881765164831436800 …


@ttrinadasgupta @girlinbluejeans you give me treaty, i am broke, end of the month

@ttrinadasgupta @girlinbluejeans tum pilao, paise khatam hogaye hai. end of month :'(


@Sonu_ChaiPoha brother he wont be able to write once.. why are you teasing him @ColdCigar

@Sonu_ChaiPoha bhai use ek baar ni likha jaega.. kyu le raha hai uski @ColdCigar


@indiantweeter please dont break my heart, anyways a lot of women have broken my heart

@indiantweeter yaar dil na tod, waise bhi kaafi kanyaon ne mere dil toda hai


they wanted to run a nation when they cant even handle a twitter account #JaiHo

Twitter account nahi sambhalta desh chalane aaye hai. #JaiHo


iss din ke laddu ke kya kehne .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . waah


@Pluuummm corrected? married? last name changed? when did this happen?

@Pluuummm sudhari? Shaadi hogayi? Last name basal gaya? Ye kab hua??


@AtulSaurabh2 JDU will lose, now bihar will grow. #NitishKaNakliVikas

@AtulSaurabh2 JDU jaegi har, ab aage badhega Bihar. #NitishKaNakliVikas


you come, we will see it on id only this time again it will break records of previous movies haha .. . being salman khan ? 1000 crores

Aa to jao id wale din hi dekh lennge ki iss baar bhi record tutna hai pehele wali movies se haha....... Being salman khan? 1000 crores


Agar #Trump Khilaaf ho gaya to kya hoga ....?


@twinitisha @tgirishkumar i only have love for you, you dont see that

@twinitisha @tgirishkumar tumhare liye sirf pyar hai, tumhe nahi dikhta


@SritikaDhar @indiantweeter No no, its okay leave it

@SritikaDhar @indiantweeter Na na, theek hai. Chhado ji


Online bheekh maanga amazing kaam hai kya ?


@EngineeRoholic stupid see some good tweets

@EngineeRoholic saale acche tweets dekha kar


@tiwari_sd @digvijaya_28 diggi uncle please clarify education of Madam and Rahul  ? all congress party's reputation at stake

@tiwari_sd @digvijaya_28 diggi Chacha plz clarify education of Madamji n Rahul baba ? all congress party's reputation at stake


@BJP4India has taken steps like #DeMonetisation & #GST 0 otherwise if @INCIndia would have been there it would have taken 40 years to implement it. @ShefVaidya

@BJP4India has taken steps like #DeMonetisation & #GST 0 Warna agar @INCIndia hoti to 40 saal lag jaate ise laagoo karne mein. @ShefVaidya


@AnkitFearless yes vipul shah has gone mad

@AnkitFearless yes vipul shah pagal ho Gaya


take brother @JhaSanjay is in MP .. now try to speak https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/609281503017570305 …

Le bhai @JhaSanjay MP me hia to bohot bole aap.. Ab bol le dikhao.https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/609281503017570305 …


@narendramodi_in Sir mahashivratri ki hardik badai.om namay shivay


one girl whose name is @indiantweeter is lost, is drunk pic.twitter.com/9W9NMnhNgj

Ik kuddi Jidda naam @indiantweeter hai.. gum hai, tull hai tull haipic.twitter.com/9W9NMnhNgj


@Rishita_x sorry for the spam but I had fun

@Rishita_x Spam k liye Sorry but Maza agaya


the condition which doesn't happend for 70 years  #Notebandi #GST #FDI #UNEMPLOYMENT #more

Jo haal 70 saal se ab tak nahi hua #Notebandi #GST #FDI #UNEMPLOYMENT #more


why should i reply you? do you need big smile?

Tujhe kyu ':-)' reply karu? Tujhe badi smile chahiye hain?


@Alllahdin i have not done anything, mylord


#TransformingIndia all product must be made in India only including t.v., computer, mobile and more #MakeInIndia

#TransformingIndia sabhi utpat bharth me hi bana chahiy mobile tv computer and more #MakeInIndia


@SecularTrainee they do not have enough hauz

@SecularTrainee Hauz Khas kaafi nahi hai inhe


do good of nation, stop wherever you are https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/897391999636037633

Desh ka bhala karo, jahan ho wahi ruk jao.https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/897391999636037633 …


i am going to clutch at buster's billiards & backroom in lexington ,  ky - dec 28 http/URL

i'm going to clutch at buster's billiards & backroom in lexington ,  ky - dec 28 http/URL


brothers, block him. and @akshaykanitkar, he has put your cover picture. https://twitter.com/yourfreenow/status/629653567343718400 …

Bhai log, block karo isse. Aur @akshaykanitkar teri cover pic daali hai isne. https://twitter.com/yourfreenow/status/629653567343718400 …


in punjabi talking is called gal, in punjabi talking is called gal; this time @witchybitchygal

Punjabi me baat ko kehte hai gal..
Punjabi me baat ko kehte hai gal..

Ab ki baar @witchybitchygal


@OneChilledBeer for one day came my darling love

@OneChilledBeer ek din ke liye aaya darling my love


@MohitParmarr brother you stay more crowded

@MohitParmarr bhai tu aur bhide lage raho


watching the second punisher. wish they had made another one with quentin tarantino directing and thomas jane as castle

watching the 2nd punisher .  wish they'd make another one with quentin tarentino directing and thomas jane as castle


student to mam: mam, may i go to toilet please? mam to student: why you want to go? student to mam: to open chmabers of secret

me - mam ,  may i go to toilet plss ?  ?  mam - kyu jana h ?  ?  me - chambers of secrets kholne :-d


does #duplicate note aur #blackmoney comes only in 500 and 1000 rupees notes? what about 100 ruppes note?

Kya #duplicate note aur #blackmoney sirf 500 aur 1000 ke note mein hi aate the ? What about 100 ka note ???


@byomkesbakshi you are awesome, byom borther


@boogerworm I guess it will take time to do your brain wash

@boogerworm I guess tumhra brain wash karne mai time lagega :p


now, public want to see prime minister's degree #DegreeDikhaoPMSaab

Abhi public ko PM sahab ka dekhna hai... degree. #DegreeDikhaoPMSaab


@twinitisha no worries, he is middle man anyway @Atheist_Krishna

@twinitisha no worries.. Ye beech ka hai waise bhi  @Atheist_Krishna


@someUSER i may ask for the day off ! i am not going to miss watching breaking dawn for our tenth month anniversary !

@someUSER ima ask for the day off !  im not gonna miss watching breaking dawn for our 10th month anniversary ! (:


for the french fan of @someUSER the tv movie's drew peterson : untouchable film will be broadcasted on thusday, 16 october at 2:55 pm on #tf1 !

for the french fan of @someUSER the tvmovie : drew peterson : untouchable will be broadcasted thusday 16 october at 2:55 pm on #tf1  !


what brother @Madan_Chikna now with whom you made a bet?https://twitter.com/mid_day/status/801374743383314432 …

Kya bhai @Madan_Chikna ab kisse shart laga baithe ?https://twitter.com/mid_day/status/801374743383314432 …


guddu circled on excuse of bringing chlak. however, when we use to go for bringing chlak, we come only after the class end

chalk ke bahane chakkar laga liye guddu ne .  . hum to chalk lene jate the to class over hone ke baad hi aate the .  .  :p :p


congrats team India. again this time #INDIA will only burn crackers #BleedBlue #IndvsPak #CWC15 #WeWontGiveItBack #

Congrats Team India !!! Is baar bhi #INDIA hi patakhe phodega !!! #BleedBlue #IndvsPak #CWC15 #WeWontGiveItBack #


@TweetErrant today, what you had in food?


how someone is both sincere and lazy together?

sincere aur aalsi ek saath kaise hota hai koi ??


pic1: see mom mia khalifa pic2: i think now it is time to arrange her marriage also pic.twitter.com/TFIM3izfdl

Pic1: Mummy dekho Mia Khalifa

Pic2: Lagta hai ab iski shaadi karwani hi padegi pic.twitter.com/TFIM3izfdl


@retardedwriter delicious rice pudding was made but by @Alllahdin

@retardedwriter badhiya kheer banayi thi magar @Alllahdin ne


.@ranaayyub for you hindu life has no value

.@ranaayyub tumhare liye Hindu life ka koi mayne nahi hai.


@Lala_The_Don this time modi government also in Bihar #GoodByeNitishKumar

@Lala_The_Don ab ki baar Bihar me bhi Modi Sarkaar
#GoodByeNitishKumar


how is hair, sir?what is your view? i am going to saloon huhuhu. this way got bald hahaha

Baal kaisa hai janaab ka?
Kya khayal hai aapka?
Hum toh salon chale huhuhu
Yunhi ganje huwe HAHAHA


@saadiaafzaal this race is mad that they are comparing misbah with imraan. believe in god, where is misabah and where is imran, shoib Akhtar

@saadiaafzaal Pagl he ye Qaom Jo misbah ka Cmprezm imraan se kr rhe he . khuda ko maano kaha misbah kaha imran .. shoib Akhtar


ranveer's mom: " where does this rooms curtain went?" ranveer's brother: " mom, brother went on a date with deepika aunty"

Ranveer's Mom: "Iss kamre ka parda kidhar gaya..???"

Ranveer's brother: " Mummy bhaiya deepika aunty ke saath date par gaye hai.."


.@narendramodi sir, you are single, how can you do this?  #UnblockPornSites

.@narendramodi Sir, aap to single hai, aap ye kaise kar sakte hai? #UnblockPornSites


RT @PoohBear_Goa : bring crackers of neighbour people also #MaukaMauka #IndvsSA

RT @PoohBear_Goa : Neighbour logo ke bhi pataakhe le aao #MaukaMauka #IndvsSA


probably, need to go through my contact list again . it will be troublesome if sometime my wife saw it

probably.. need to go thru my contact list again . Kabhi biwi ne dekh liya to kaand ho jaega


no problem, so let us meet  on some dry day by keeping satyanarayan's pooja

to kisi dry day par satyanarayan ki pooja ka aayojan karke milte hai, koi baat nahi!


wherever thinking there is toilet, whereever you wish,do it. going like this only

Jahan soch wahan shauchalaya, jahan marzi kar do. Aise hi chal raha hai


@Being_Humor HAHAHAH! everyone have hopes, it is hopes on which there boner is sustained

@Being_Humor HAHAHAH! Sab ko umeed hai, umeed pe unka boner kaayam hai


There is limit to shamelessness! Those who run shop on name of womens are now supporting #tripletalaq. sharia is also some thing by God!

Besharmi ki hadd hoti hai!! Mahilaon ke naam pe dukaan chalane wale abhi #tripletalaq ko support kar rahe hain. Sharia bhi koi cheez h by God!


he paints: the political artist of india. one who will never turned up again. i respect for r. k .

he paints: political artist of india 1 who will never turned up again .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  respect for r . k .  :)


@MildlyClassic brother you have done all tweet in 2012-2013 only @Priya_Menon

@MildlyClassic bhai tu 2012-13 me hi saare tweet kar chuka hai..  @Priya_Menon


@poonamkhatri @KingDrunkard @Fuljhadii @CouchCriticizer @Spamsterr dadho please!

@poonamkhatri @KingDrunkard @Fuljhadii @CouchCriticizer @Spamsterr Dadho sutho!


Today, let's do something funny https://twitter.com/reviewero/status/597967713223344129 …

Aaj kuch Tue funny karte hain? https://twitter.com/reviewero/status/597967713223344129 …


#OmNamahShivay Wish you all a very happy #MahaShivratri #Shivratri congratulations to you all http://t.co/GufQ5n1cx1

#OmNamahShivay Wish you all a very happy #MahaShivratri #Shivratri ki bohot bohot badhaai aap sabko http://t.co/GufQ5n1cx1


@navin_inet lalu and nitish have together robbed Bihar #NitishKaNakliVikas

@navin_inet  Lalu and Nitish ne milke Bihar ko luta hai #NitishKaNakliVikas


@only_fo_r_you Haha , oh, written on behalf of both brother

@only_fo_r_you Haha , arre dono ki jagah likha h bhai :D :D


@baazigar_boy no brother i am not getting anything in mind to tweet

@baazigar_boy lol nahi bhai kuch dimag main hi nahi a raha tweet karne ko


so ready to be done with classes tomorrow and head to chapel hill to support my favorite #wuwbb ladies @someUSER &amp


can i join the admins in maintaining the page? i am currently in my third year now, and I can speak and write fairly good english .

can i join the admins in maintaining the page  ?  ?  i am currently in my 3rd year now  ,  and can speak/write fairly good english  .


#Bengaluru : T20 world cup 2016 , today's second match will be played between srilanka  and west indies, match will start at evening 7 , # ...

#Bengaluru : T20 World Cup 2016 , Aaj Ka Doosra Match Srilanka Aur West Indies Kay Darmian Khaila Jaye Ga , Match Sham 7 Baje Shuru Hoga , # ...


there is an example of such people in the world

duniya me ese logo ki misal he .   .   .   .


@ShootinThoughts ha ha chehra to bahut badhiya hai.


jumbo shrimp 15 . 95 whole fish (porgie) 1 . 5lb with lemon .  .  .  http/URL

***thursday night friday night dinner special*** salmon &amp


nintendo , awesome; where is this school, even i want to go

nintendo  ,  awesome  .  .  .  kaha hai ye school mujhe bhi jana hai :p


there is a different atmosphere to tell everything

sab cheezein bataane ke liye ek alag mahaul hota hai :-/


@premlata_rai yes @MeetUunngLee is there or not?

@premlata_rai haan @MeetUunngLee hai na?


guddu is waiting and those who did not understand, go and feed their buffalo

guddu wait kar raha hi aur jinko samajh nahi aaya wo jaake apni bhains charayen .  .  !  !  !


goodnight ! big day ! tomorrow i am at the school to 3:00 (argentina time) because i stay to the mallin ! (tomorrow i will tell you what is that) !

goodnight !  big day !  tomorrow i'm at the school to 3:00 (argentina time) because i stay to the mallin !  (tomorrow i'll tell you what is that) !


@iamsonisinghal maam send pics of Thailand of Baba @priyankac19

@iamsonisinghal maam Thailand ki pics to bhejo Baba ki @priyankac19


people should stay after school tomorrow to help the nhs. we will be watching the woman in black

people should stay after school tomorrow to help the nhs .  .  we will be watching  " the woman in black "


Chhod do ___ zamaana kya kahega? #DashSongs


dm hardly comes here, and people want to salary to come on time.

Yahan DM mushkil se aate hai, aur log chahte hai salary time se aajaye.


noise free diwali is like biryani without onion.

Noise free Diwali is like biryani without pyaaz.


@jiteshpillaai @Ash_Deshmukh if you do not like this, please contact me

@jiteshpillaai @Ash_Deshmukh ugachh kaahi pan bolu naka, maazi vyaktimatva aahe itthe.


wannabe kejriwal with wannabe khanpic.twitter.com/GeAznsHzWy

Wannabe Kejriwal with Wannabe Khanpic.twitter.com/GeAznsHzWy


@twinitisha wow! Instagram follower @_SandSurfer do you not have any other topic to talk to?

@twinitisha wow! Instagram follower @_SandSurfer tere paas aur koi topic hota hai baat karne ke liye?


if you have a clue now who this guy is , tell us , we have been trying to find out too.

if you have a clue know who this guy is  ,  tell us  ,  we have been trying to find out too  .  .  .


we will give vote to ramzaado and vikaszzado, not basterds like sp, bsp, congress, aap,tmc,etc.

ham ramzaado aur vikaszaado ko hi vote denge ,  haramzaado(sp ,  bsp ,  congress ,  aap ,  tmc etc .  .  .  . ) ko bilkul nahi .


@someUSER starting to think it may be act now , but having a guy like hentgen would be great

@someUSER starting to think it may be acta now ,  but having a guy like hentgen would be great


ahaa... won, congratulations to all indians

ahaa .  .  .  jeet gye :d congratulations to all indians :)


what can modi alone do… alone a man cannot dig a mountain

akele modi kya ker sakte hai.........akela aadmi pahad nhi khod sakta


@MeThePooh #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra nitish babu, this will be the last nail of your and lalu's political coffin..

@MeThePooh #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra Nitish babu tumhare aur Laloo ke political Taboot ki ye akhiri kil hogi..


@Gurmeetramrahim oh, today canada came to singapur #MSGmissionHumanity

@Gurmeetramrahim ohhh aaj to kya cnada sinagapur aay hay #MSGmissionHumanity


brother you had spoken 3:30 pm then said 4:00 pm. Now it is 4:10 pm. This is not fair

bhai apne 3:30pm bola tha fir 4:00pm bola ab 4:10pm ho gaya hai .this is not fair


wish maddie luck next saturday , she has a solo audition for britain's got talent ~ ellie xxxxx

wish maddie luck next saturday ,  she has a solo audition for britain's got talent !  :) ~ ellie xxxxx


@SimplySajidK brother then you speak, my picture does not work !

@SimplySajidK bhai fir bolte ho picture nahi chalti meri !!!


@someUSER follow @someUSER and meet her on november 26 , she will be at the bell center by 4:00 pm . please fredo.

@someUSER follow @someUSER and meet her on november 26 ,  she'll be at the bell center by 4:00 pm .  please fredo .


@koquettish @steppennwolf okay baby. go after eating food.

@koquettish @steppennwolf okay baby. khaana khaake jaana.


your majesty, all people live in one rak. privacy is not available after one child to do another. where will 4 be from?

Maharaj ji, 1 RK main rehte hain log. Ek bacche ke baad dusra karne ke liye privacy nahi milti. 4 kahan se honge.


"it is said that this addict became overjoyed" annu kapoor: "this is cheating"

"Kehte hain yeh Deewani, Mastani ho gayi"

Annu Kapoor: "Yeh toh cheating hai"


how are you pawan kumar chaturvedi ji also known as bajrangi bhaijaan

Kya haal hain..pawan kumar chaturvedi g..urf. bajrangi bhai bhajaan


@ _PratikAjmera did you read history ever or always watched porn with your family? @ PChidambaram_IN

@_PratikAjmera Tune history padhi thi kabhi.. Ya hamesha porn hi dekha apne gharwalo ke saath ? @PChidambaram_IN


@Oinkoo and tell me what fun you are having fruta

@Oinkoo aur bata froota kya masti kar raha hai


@AjmalAwan18 @NabeelaAapa imran's changes and the worries of sahidea are of no use

@AjmalAwan18 @NabeelaAapa Imran ki tebdeeli aur Sheede ki telli ksi kaam na aay


@newton3G thankfully, the owner of wikipedia did not say sorry and because he is from the united states, did not ask for resignation from obama @firstpost

@newton3G shukr hai Wikipedia ke maalik se sorry bolne nahi kaha.. Aur kyuki wo Amreeka ka hai.. Obama se isteefa nahi maanga @firstpost


More like 2G to all are mixed G.https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/803474667742728192

More like 2G to Sab mile huwe hai G.https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/803474667742728192 …


@someUSER gagner has been in trade rumours since the beginning of the year. can't claim first on this one bud .

@someUSER gagner has been in trade rumours since the beginning of the year .  can't claim 1st on this one bud .


eli young band you were great on #cmaawards but you will be even better in starkville tomorrow night #bulldogbash #hailstate

eli young band you were great on #cmaawards but you will be even better in starkville tomorrow night :) #bulldogbash #hailstate


what is manumental? what a monumental rape you have done with english?

Manumental' kya hota hai abe kalwe? English ke sath kya monumental' rape kiya hai be?


sometimes watch seating in reverse on the scooter, i swear it will be more fun than joyride

kabhi scooter pe ulte baith ke dekhna ,  kasam se joyride se jyada maza aayega ^_^


got it today. feeling changed from would not give it back to please take it back

lag gaya aaj to  .  .  .  wontgiveitback to plstakeitback lag raha hai :(


i love the " on time " part is equal to > @someUSER axl rose shows up on time , gives jimmy kimmel first live tv interview in 20 years http/URL

i love the  " on time "  part=> @someUSER axl rose shows up on time ,  gives jimmy kimmel 1st live tv interview in 20 years http/URL


wow !  !  !  omg today for my 21st birthday i woke up and @someUSER follows me !  i knew this day would come !  thanks jennette !  &lt


@geonews_urdu when misbah do not play then even not cross 200. shoaib akhtar is getting personal

@geonews_urdu jb misbah nhi khelta to team 200 b cross nhi krti ... shoib akhtr prsnl horhy hai


after dropping catch, everyone start playing good

Catch chhodne ke baad hi sab accha khelte hai.


lol it was sarcasm brother. chill, just like that


are you marrying friend? congrats! @mishrageee

shaadi kar raha hai yaar? Congrats! @mishrageee


when car go at 40, police says to wear seatbelt. although train is runninng at speed more than 100 @sureshpprabhu

jab car 40 pe chalti hai..police wale bolte hai seat belt lagai.. train to 100+ daud rahi @sureshpprabhu


@Being_Humor after taking 500 again troll him, say that money was looking less

@Being_Humor Woh 500 lekar usko wapas troll karna, bolna paise kam lag rahe the


http/URL i just voted for  first lady to be on coast to coast mixtape 224 hosted by kendrick lamar ! @someUSER

http/URL i just voted for 1st lady to be on coast 2 coast mixtape 224 hosted by kendrick lamar !  @someUSER


you should have bought 64 in 1. you must have got everything in that

64 in 1 leke aata .  .  . usme sab milte


@witchybitchygal who is better than you. take heart, take life

@witchybitchygal tumse achcha kaun hai.. Dil jigar lo jaan lo..


westbound into the united states is going a construction of a bridge inspection. it may results in delays to eastbound into canada. trucks are 20 minute delayed. clear for cars

westbound into the u . s . - ongoing bridge inspection- construction - may be delays - eastbound into canada- trucks 20 minute delay-cars clear


championship: team news: bellamy in frame for cardiff: all the team news from saturday's championship game  http/URL #boro

championship: team news: bellamy in frame for cardiff: all the team news from saturday's championship game .  .  .  http/URL #boro


this administrator is a mentaly challenged guy who even can not understand the difference between what jayram ramesh siad and what modi said.

this admin is a mentaly chalenged guy jo itna bi diffrnce ni smaj pa rha ki jayram ramesh ne kya kha tha or modi ne kya kha h  .  .  .  .


you pass like a train, I got afraid by thinking virar local.

Tu kisi rail si guzarti hai, main Virar local samajh kar darr jaata hu.


hahaha, everyone like a fevicol bond sit  during match of india

hahaha .  .  .  .  .  sab fevicol ka jod laga k baith jaate hain ,  india k match k samay mein .  .  .  .  :d :d


om namah shivaya #ShivaShiva happy mahashivratri to all .

Aum Namah Shivayah #ShivaShiva Happy Mahashivratri to all . :)


this court sentences you to death under article 302.
no mylord i am innocent mylord!

miss those shitty movies.

Ye adaalat Dafaa 302 ke tahat aapko maut ki sazaa sunaati hai.....
NAHI MILORD MAIN BEKASUR HU MILORD!

miss those shitty movies.


@noorikhan119 nnr must be good. with 2 wins, india is at fourth position

@noorikhan119 NNR accha hona chahiye with 2 wins . india 4 th position par hai ..


@perky_girl16 everything will be told, first you tell what is asked to you.

@perky_girl16 sab pata chalega, pehle tum batao jo pucha hai


god has taken a u-turn @BUnlimted @GanduNews

bhagwaan ne liya u turn @BUnlimted @GanduNews


see you pass this talk in modesty, everyone knows that this is wrong. @akshaykanitkar

Dekho ye baat toh aap modesty se taal dete ho, ye galat hai sabko pata hai. @akshaykanitkar


retweet @anandpassion : so , modi ji is the first graduate by makeinindia #FarziDegreeModiKi

RT @anandpassion : So , Modi ji is the first Graduate by MakeInIndia #FarziDegreeModiKi


haha, why you keep watching other's ass for whole day @PieceOfGlasses @SrkVishu1

hahah kyu doosro ki gaand dekhta rehta hai dinbhar  @PieceOfGlasses @SrkVishu1


mummy, if we want to stop #YogiAdityanath, then we should add  #Rock and #JasonStatham in the party:  : #RahulGandhi

Mummy agar hume #YogiAdityanath ko rokna hai toh #Rock & #JasonStatham ko party me shaamil Karna padega : #RahulGandhi


rhinoceros in zoo, looking at arjun kapoor: come into the pond sometime

Gaindaa in zoo, looking at Arjun Kapoor: Aao kabhi pond me


@thegeniusstupid how did you make this body? steroids?

@thegeniusstupid aisi body kaise banayi? Steroids?


he travelled with you for half an hour, so he became a nice guy?

aadhe ghante tumhare saath travel kar liya chup chaap baith kar to nice guy hogaya woh? :-/


yo launda to bhokali nikla .  .  .  .  .


@tweeting_pal i am feeling extremely sleepy


retweet @RoflGandhi_ : reduce meeting politicians dear , one gets the habit of taking credit in everything. https://t.co/iS7lYqZcBz

RT @RoflGandhi_ : Politicians se milna kam kardo baba , har cheez me credit lene ki aadat pad jaati hai :) https://t.co/iS7lYqZcBz


@someUSER @someUSER i'm on the last 3 episodes for the 10th time .  i still want to bootfuck phil &amp


@kamaalrkhan but it is made good . good work .

@kamaalrkhan Lekin accha banaya hai .. Good work .. ðŸ‘ðŸ‘


@satyaprakashty1 @OfficeOfRG , feku and akali made the most progressive state punjab poor and drug addict.

@satyaprakashty1 @OfficeOfRG Aur feku Aur akali ne most progressive state Punjab ko kangal Aur drug addict bana diya


say brother, you said it right, nothing wrong. this @nickhunterr is funny

bol le bhai, sahi farmaya hai, galat kuch nahi. Ye @nickhunterr toh hai hi mazzakiya


please go abroad as soon as possible and yes take amir khan's wife also https://twitter.com/brumbyOz/status/742974795663482880 …

Pls go to abroad ASAP aur haan Aamir Khan ki biwi ko bhi saath le jaiyohttps://twitter.com/brumbyOz/status/742974795663482880 …


Naam hai #Kohli " khelta hu runs ki holi 0


#WhereIsRahul must be in the lap of sonia gandhi.

#WhereIsRahul Sonia gandhi ki godd me hoga :/


@retardedwriter laughing out loud. yes brother you go home and sleep, you must be tired

@retardedwriter LOL. Haan bhai tu ghar par jaakar so jaana, thakka huwa hoga :-P


this aunt is that annoying relative who is like "nasa? so what, keeps roaming freely in space "pic.twitter.com/59o9U6ow0T

This aunty is that annoying relative who be like "NASA? To kya hua, khaali hi ghumta rehta hai aasman mein"pic.twitter.com/59o9U6ow0T


it is now #MSD turn, do not know which wind of change is changing @BCCI

s now #MSD turn ... nah jaane kaun c parivartan ki hawa badal rai hain @BCCI


@iRaaahul which boy has got a girl after crying @Alllahdin

@iRaaahul kaunse launde ko rone par ladki mili hai @Alllahdin


abused myself first, now can not hear.. #GaandJalKeRaakhhttps://twitter.com/gsurya/status/607846940223537152 …

Saala gaali pehele khud ne di.. Ab sun nahi sakta.. #GaandJalKeRaakhhttps://twitter.com/gsurya/status/607846940223537152 …


welcome to twitter
please tie up your brain box, keep your mobile phone glued to your back. happy journey.

Twitter mein aapka swagat hai.
Krupya apne dimaag ki peti bandh kare, apna mobile phone apne pichwaade se chipkaye rakhe. Sukkhad yatra.


i will shout rakhi-rakhi while tearing my dhoti. https://twitter.com/mid_day/status/802436583261491201 …

Main rakhi rakhi chilaunga dhoti phaad ke.https://twitter.com/mid_day/status/802436583261491201 …


just look at the patters of sweaters. he is looking like shahrukh of mohabbatein.

zara sweaters k pattern to dekho .  .  . ek dum mohabbatein ka shahrukh lag raha hai


brother @msdhoni when will you come, when match will move out of hand?

Bhai @msdhoni kab aaoge jab match nikal jayega hath se ?


now judges are independent, still 0 is 0  #Modi #MannKiBaat 0 is not above constitution

ab judges toh independent hain na 0 Phir bhi 0 #Modi #MannKiBaat samvidhaan ke oopar nahin 0


@someUSER i think, you would do that if you are running for potus. it may be part of your job someday.

@someUSER i would think you would do that if you are running for potus .  it may be part of your job someday .


@rohitshahmi07 brother test captain of Australia

@rohitshahmi07 bhaiya test captain of Aus


sbi: now it is lunchtime, come later

swiss bank: sir, if you say then we will not have lunch today

#TheDifference

SBI: Abhi lunch time hai baad me aana

Swiss Bank: Sir, aap kaho to aaj hum lunch hi nahi kare

#TheDifference


#NihalBitla india is face of progeria dies in telangana #RestInPeace https://t.co/nQl1OPkpQ3 https://t.co/NIUkbtCVKi

#NihalBitla India's face of Progeria dies in Telangana #RestInPeace https://t.co/nQl1OPkpQ3 https://t.co/NIUkbtCVKi


relationship between the brand and the brand ambassador
@FarOutAkhtar: run milkha run!
@rishabh_group: run customer run!"

Relationship between the brand and the brand ambassador
@FarOutAkhtar: Bhag Milkha Bhag!
@rishabh_group: Bhag Grahak Bhag!


@CatWomaniya pata hai. sudhar nahi sakte.


@anubhashukla7 ever since orkut came, i have been fighting against the jihadis. i am pretty toned down on twitter

@anubhashukla7 jabse orkut aaya tab se jihadiyon ke khilaf ladta raha hoon. Twitter par kafi toned down ho gaya hoon :)


right @VipulUpasani : srisrimangeshda hari om gurumauli really greatest program. icing was the satsang by you that explain the importance of #Mahashivratri

RT @VipulUpasani : Srisrimangeshda Hari Om Gurumauli really greatest program . Icing was satsang by you explain importance of #Mahashivratri


anyone tell, now what happend. because of #NoteBandi i feel in #UPElection2017 people voting for #AkhileshYadav can only make up beautiful

Are koi to batao ab kya hoa #NoteBandi se mujhe lagta hai #UPElection2017 me #AkhileshYadav ko vote kre wahi he up ko sunder bna sakte hai


wednesday its champions league match day 4 i think ?  ?  or it might be 5 .  . im not sure wooooo hooooo


bas kabhi iss baat ka ghamand nahi kiya.


the skinny: breezy may be getting it from riri and ex , kt. getting that cake! and eating it too . <3 . . . http/URL

the skinny: breezy may be getting it from riri and ex ,  kt .  getting that cake !  cake !  cake !  and eating it too .  <3 .  .  .  http/URL


@MirzaSania @tufailelif @imVkohli by the way, son-in-law also played well. well played shoaib malik too.  #IndvsPak

@MirzaSania @tufailelif @imVkohli Waise Damadji ne bhi Bada accha khaila .. Well played Shoaib Malik too .. #IndvsPak


@KajuBadamChor kaju darling where are you nowadays? why do you disappear?

@KajuBadamChor Kaju Darling kahan hai tu aajkal? Kyu gayab hojata hai?


yes, songs like shift the pillow i am feeling cold.https://twitter.com/Fact/status/811496161420967936 …

Yes, songs like sarakyi lo takiya jaada lage.https://twitter.com/Fact/status/811496161420967936 …


@Shahrcasm came to ahmadabad from chennai.

 great great great idea.

@Shahrcasm Chennai se aaya Ahmadabad..
...
 gate gate gate Idea..


this has happened in life with who all? tell fast fast

aisa kis kis ke saath hua hai real life mein ?  batao jaldi jaldi .  .  . :p


short hair is back! check it out . in clockwise- alicia's , riri , miley like and twiggy, the first skinny model.  #pi http/URL

short hair is back !  check it out .  (clockwise) alicia k ,  riri ,  miley c and twiggy the 1st skinny model .  #pi http/URL


@Rofl_Delhite MI ne bahut chitting kiya hai


retweet @_Rashi__ : @amazonIN mosquito nets #10KeBaadKarenge , till then traditional mosquito killing http://t.co/1l1snIEi5U

RT @_Rashi__ : @amazonIN Mosquito nets #10KeBaadKarenge , till then traditional mosquito killing http://t.co/1l1snIEi5U


my sister just sat up and asked where katie was going to sleep.  she is a little too old for an imaginary friend ,  don't you think?

my sister just sat up and asked where katie was going to sleep .  she is a little too old for an imaginary friend ,  don't ya think ?


.@sagarikaghose why are you sad? did @nitin_gadkari eat all samosas?

.@sagarikaghose aap udaas kyu ho?? Saare samose @nitin_gadkari ji kha gaye kya ??


this #Trump will kill everyone . he will do world war 3  . #Afghanistan . now it is the turn of #Pakistan

yeh #Trump marge sab ko ... yeh world war 3 karge ... #Afghanistan .... ab #Pakistan ki bari hai


it is saturday after all . question- is giroud the new torres ? and superbowl switches to comerica park for game 3. where ?

it is saturday after all .  question - is giroud the new torres ?  and superbowl switches to comerica park for game 3 .  where ?


.@tweetfromRaghu 8 retweets in four hours, shame on you

.@tweetfromRaghu chaar ghante me 8 RT..sharam kar


did khachua sir start teaching even maths after hindi?

khachua sir hindi k bad maths b padhane lage ?


meet mika singh's imaginary friend Khyati brother.https://twitter.com/MikaSingh/status/737697358381715456 …

Meet Mika Singh's imaginary friend Khyati Bhai.https://twitter.com/MikaSingh/status/737697358381715456 …


wife: what is the matter you are in mood today?
arvind kejriwal: in modi*

Wife: Kya baat hai aaj mood me lag rahe ho?
Arvind Kejriwal: Modi* me


take and read this.https://twitter.com/NewsBytesApp/status/890533133036044288 …


shirish tattoo "my wife is my husband" @ShirishKunder

Shirish tattoo "meri biwi mera pati hai" @ShirishKunder


@Priya_Menon it is not good to be always i confusion, keep focus , do not frustrate

@Priya_Menon kanfyoojan mein hamesa rehna theek nahi, phocuswaa rakho moora, frustratiyao nahi moora


@_SandSurfer @ghost_particle this incident will come in savdhan india after a few days

@_SandSurfer @ghost_particle thode din baad yeh kissa savdhan india me aayega


@_SandSurfer mother, i saw you have done it before me

@_SandSurfer madar tune mujhse pahle kiya tha dekha maine


haha, it is good. i do not watch less than 720 pixels

hahaha arre accha hai. Main 720p se kam ka nahi dekhta.


@Kahaanify king and when fall in love with someone?

@Kahaanify Baadshah or Jab pyaar kisi se hota hai?


laughing out loud, me too dear. high five


what brother.  i saw you after many days?  is everything okay?

ka hai bhaiya  .  bahot din baad nazar aaye  ?  ?  ?  sab kusal mangal hai na


@mnMalhi do some job.  it is better than being idle

@mnMalhi koi job ker lo .. farigh raheny sai accha hai


in #TripleTalaq issue, they are concerned about #MuslimWomenEmpowerment but there is no arrangement for their safety

#TripleTalaq ke issue me inko #MuslimWomenEmpowerment ki fikr hai but inki safety ka koi arrangement nhi 0


on finding here, i do not get even a single of any age. https://twitter.com/NewsBytesApp/status/885037632455094273 …

Yahan dhundne par ek nahi milti koi bhi umr mein.https://twitter.com/NewsBytesApp/status/885037632455094273 …


@Ra_Bies llikewise, i am a small fat mediator

@Ra_Bies assee tey chhote motey dalley haan


@TheSwayamsevak oh friend i am not lotus and there are other works too.

@TheSwayamsevak arre yaar main kamal nahi hoon aur dusre bhi kaam hote hain.


from manav viggap to laddu, never played game at all.

manav viggap to laddu wale ho , game to apne kabhi khele hi nhi :p


this time also we will only do fireworks . indian team breaking the jinx. #IndvsSa

Phatakhe to Hum hi Fodenge iss baar bhi . Indian Team Breaking the Jinx . #IndvsSa


@rowdytalks @alllahdin great, i had also told my family members. thanks for sharing, i could not see

@rowdytalks @alllahdin great, maine apne gharwalon ko bhi bol rakha tha. Thanks for sharing, main dekh nahi paya :)


time for russia to win big match.  capello: russia manager fabio capello on thursday said that he intended to re . . . http/URL

time for russia to win big match - capello: russia manager fabio capello on thursday said that he intended to re .  .  .  http/URL


@Amit_smiling will not bear injustice
 #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@Amit_smiling nahi sahenge atyachaar
 #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


but this is the lie which was the reason behind our happiness.

lekin yeh jhut hi hamare lie khusi ka karan hota tha .  .  .  .


@klpe its good. bring some grenades while coming

@klpe acha hai. Thode grenades leke aana


@someUSER aww this thursday is also my celebrity day, going as jennifer hudson though

@someUSER aww my celebrity day is this thursday also ,  going as jennifer hudson though :)


If you are girl then it is not true but if you are guy then yes you are only

If u r girl then its not true but if u r guy then yes u r only ,,,, :)


retweet @1ost__ :  i am very tensed, everyone is getting introduced but what about my introduction?

RT @1ost__ : Bhout Pareshan Hun Sab Ky Parchy ho rahy Aur Mujh Py Parchy


pakistan player also played well. india too played well. this is game not a battle, have fun. all 1.25 wish that both brothers go ahead

pakistani player ne bhi badhiya khela . india ne bhi yah . game hai yddha nahi . maja leejiye . dono bhai aage badhe yahi duwa karte hai all 1.25


#TripleTalaq on the issue of lord ram temple the maulanas remember the constitution and on issue of triple divourse they remember poetry, bloody #hypocrite maulanas

#TripleTalaq ram mandir ke vishay me maulanas ko constitution yaad aata hai aur triple talaq ke waqt sharia... bloody #hypocrite maulanas


@Integrated_me marriage is like a ladoo, those who eat it also regret and those who do not, they also regret. i will eat and regret

@Integrated_me shaadi ka laddoo.. jo khaye wo bhi pachtaaye jo na khaye wo bhi.. hum to kha ke pachtaenge


he being hindu, destroy hindu follower. the ideal liberal has no religion.

Wo Hindu ho kar bhi Hinduon ko barbad karta hai, Adarsh Liberal ka koi dharam nahi hota.


when i had 4-4 girlfriends  then there was no #jio , now when i have not even a single girlfriend, then #jio is free.

Jab 4 - 4 girl friend Thi tab koi #jio nahi tha " ab saaala #jio free hai to ek bhi girl friend nahi hai ......


ioc mulls armstrong bronze - sbs: the international olympic committee(ioc) on thursday said it had . . . http/URL #london2012

ioc mulls armstrong bronze - sbs: the international olympic committee (ioc) on thursday said it had  .  .  .  http/URL #london2012


@perky_girl16 oh, please see my heart state also.

@perky_girl16 haaye, mere bhi dil ka haal dekh lo please


guddu : lagta hai kachua sir ko apne bache hue baalo se moh nhi hai .  .  .  inka kuch karna padega .  .  .


mom i am not getting tv remote, where is it kept?
mom: if you will be using phone for whole day then this thing will happen
me: ?

Mom mujhe TV ka remote nahi mil raha kahan rakha hai?
Mom: Din bhar phone par laga rahega to ye hi hoga
Me: ??!!


@Singhlicious sometimes like this only a bit of marathi!

@Singhlicious aise hi kabhi kabhi marathi!


former westover hs (nc) star cj ford opens the season for murray state against brescia on 9th november at home .

former westover hs (nc) star cj ford opens the season for murray state against brescia on november 9th at home .


@someUSER brilliant result ! i think the winnings may go on our phone bill after i am a celebrating or dancing on ice if the rumours are true

@someUSER brilliant result !  !  i think the winnings may go on our phone bill after i'm a celeb or dancing on ice if the rumours are true :(


@ChocolateCharsi no office hours! saara work in home

@ChocolateCharsi no office hours ! Saara kaam ghar per


@sonunigam @ aashis ji ,mayur ji . bye to you too. you also just be happy and happy.

@sonunigam @ aashis ji Mayur ji . aap ko bhi by Thank you aap bhi Khush rahi ye & bus khush rahiye


retweet @arunvipra : finally kejriwal launches free wifi and lalu receives signals https://t.co/Fg5qReiwev

RT @arunvipra : Finally kejriwal launches free wifi .... and Laaloo receives signals https://t.co/Fg5qReiwev


@newsflickshindi @aajtak wow i like it, here many call drops happen

@newsflickshindi @aajtak wow i like it yaha to bahut jyada call drop hote hai


whose government is coming for 7-8 months ? if it comes then they will do arbitrary things.  right now both state and central government is with them.

7-8 months sa kiski sarkar ha ?  aga to fir wo log manmani karanga .  abhi to state nd center dono unka pas ha  .


aamir khan in aap ki adalat 2016 ( full episode ) https://t.co/jzeBq2SULC via @YouTube

Aamir Khan in Aap Ki Adalat 2016 ( Full Episode ) https://t.co/jzeBq2SULC via @YouTube


@TangledDokhtar yesterday you were asking http://www.opindia.com/2015/02/who-muted-bombay-leela-samson-or-pahlaj-nihalani/ …

@TangledDokhtar kal aap puch rahe thehttp://www.opindia.com/2015/02/who-muted-bombay-leela-samson-or-pahlaj-nihalani/ …


from heart came this wish, enough of this gerua.

Dil se nikli hai duaa, enough of this Gerua.


every year wheather there is budget or not, girls attitude is keep on increasing

Har saal budget ho ya na h, ladkiyon ka bhaav bas badta hi jaa raha hai.


@dashhtweets Baal dye kiye hain. Dhokha na khao


#broncos peyton manning named afc offensive player of the month. it is his 5th such honor, second to tom brady's 6, tied with td .

#broncos peyton manning named afc offensive player of the month .  it's his 5th such honor ,  second to tom brady's 6 ,  tied w/ td .


is extremely famous but never boasted.https://twitter.com/iam_cmk/status/832099311940956161 …

Famous bahot hai, bas kabhi ghamand nahi kiya.https://twitter.com/iam_cmk/status/832099311940956161 …


you need to show dreams, at the end she want to invest on your dream only.

Sapne dikhaane padte hai, aakhir usse aapke sapno mein hi invest karni hai.


@LadylikeMadness wife is gone to maternal home


@kitAnurag @BBCWorld poptates is in malad also why we need to go to powai and sakinaka

@kitAnurag @BBCWorld poptates toh Malad main bhi hai powai ya sakinaka kyun Jane ka


#IndvsPak oh, waht happened to that promise? where it went? pakistan women's team already won!  we are also waiting @QandeelQuebee

#IndvsPak arre wo vaade ka kya hua ? kaha gayi ? Pak women's team to jeeti hi hai ! We are also waiting @QandeelQuebee


today, i will not leave you, what you have thought me to be ? have feminism in my heart, should i cut your ____ a bit.

Aaj na chhodungi tujhe dam dama dam, tune Kya samjha hai mujhe dam dama dam, dil mein feminism bhara, kaatu tera ___ thoda damdamadam.


wow abp members bought that medicine now in abp house ramdev's son will take birth.  .  . haha

waooo abp walo ne dwa khridi ab abp k ghr m ramdev ka beta paida hoga .  .  . hahahahahha


@hindusangatjcd : * jai shankar. we wish lakhs times to our different hindu brothers of mahashivratri. by dr. lachhmandas makwana

@hindusangatjcd : * JAI shankar Hum Tamam Hindu Brothery Ko MAHASHIVRATRI Ki Lkh Lkh Badhai Dete Hi By . Dr lachhmandas makwana


@Keisar_ Tum bhi dharna dena shuru kardo


brother you know everything ? are you reddit india ceo ?

bhai tujhe to sab kuch pata hai ? Are You Reddit India CEO ?


shoaib akhtar saying , sa's performance was worst than even pakistan. now be quiet. you cannot compare humshakals with himmatwala ! #IndvsSA #SAvsIND

Shoaib Akhtar saying , SA ka performance toh Pakistan se bhi bura . Chal chup :/ Cannot compare Humshakals with Himmatwala ! #IndvsSA #SAvsIND


@White_Crimes what a army of monkey's, you have made?

@White_Crimes ye kya bandaron ki fauj banayi hai?


@byomkesbakshi ohk, i will tweet on all my incomplete love. you will not be able to withstand. within 2  days you will block me.

@byomkesbakshi theek hai mein apne saare adhoore pyaar pe karunga tweet.. Tum jhel nahi paoge..  2 din me block kar doge..


@kamaalrkhan brother for last 10 days, you have never written about your son. you have adopted him or he had adopted you?

@kamaalrkhan bhai aaj se 10 din pehle tune kabhi bete ke bare me nahi likha. Tune use god liya ya usne tujhe ?


how is it possible. and with whom brother


finally someone who thinks the way i do! whoever you are.  you are awesome!

finally someone who thinks the way i do  !  .  whoever you are  .  .  .  .  you're awesome  !  :) ( y )  .  .


bjp first year: good days claim fails; bjp second year : clean government claim fails. stay tuned , lalit modi

Bjp first year : achche din claim fails Bjp 2nd year : clean government claim fails Stay tuned , Lalit Modi


@kamaalrkhan sir why are you scared? you are darker than the ink

@kamaalrkhan Sir aap kyu dar rahe ho. Aap to ink se bhi kaale ho.


@UnSubtleDesi opposite is this talk, situation is like this. these people do mistakes and i suffer. what should i do of this heart?

@UnSubtleDesi Ulti ye baat hai, aise haalat hai. Galti karein ye, main bharu... Iss dil ka kya karu?


now put on sunny leone. 15 will come.  https://twitter.com/Fussy_Ca/status/676286568454217728 …

Ab Sunny Leone ki laga.. 15 aa jaenge  https://twitter.com/Fussy_Ca/status/676286568454217728 …


@PoojaMissra time has passed, but such people still exist #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@PoojaMissra jamane gaye par aise log abhi bhi hai yaar #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


i am not an iitian. but i think i know this guy. mr. rocket propelled grenade

I am not an IITian .. but I think I know this guy .... Mr. Rocket Propelled Grenade


so what are guddu's plans for valentine ? and where is laila  ?

so guddu k valentine k kya plans h .  .   ?  ?  or laila kaha h  ?


@Oinkoo first electricity should also come


when someone sings good, that person swift inside the heart. SaReGaMaPa continues its pursuit of fresh talent that touches chords from 26th March!

â€˜Jab koi accha gaata hai , dil mein utar jaata hai . â€™ SaReGaMaPa continues its pursuit of fresh talent that touches chords from 26th March !


ab toh bohot wait krane lge ho .  .  .  . khi kejriwal ne 'garbage' pe jhadu toh nhi mar diya :-p


now hardik patel, alpesh, jignesh, kanhaiya kumar and shehela rashid will indirectly do  punch of 5

wo ab Hardik patel " Alpesh " Jignesh " Kanhaiya kumar aur Shehela Rashid indirectly krenge ..... 5 ka punch ...


charging probe at friend's place

iphone - there is no charger.
android - there are four chargers, i am using one to charge, three don't work.

Charging prob at friends place

iPhone - Charger nahi hai.
Android - 4 charger hai, ek se main charge kar raha hu, 3 chalte nahi hai.


joke, money and aeroplane  https://twitter.com/heisenjit/status/438162561406488576 …

Mazak, paisa aur whai jaaj  https://twitter.com/heisenjit/status/438162561406488576 …


ameesha: say there is love. say there is love.

hrithik: new phone, who is this?

Ameesha: Kaho naa pyaar hai.. Kaho naa pyaar hai..

Hrithik: NEW PHONE WHO DIS ??


kejriwal has only a small relationship. vote now https://twitter.com/AdvancedMaushi/status/676338966623223808 …pic.twitter.com/aOtta601nJ

Kejriwal ka toh chotta se sambandh hai
Vote now https://twitter.com/AdvancedMaushi/status/676338966623223808 …pic.twitter.com/aOtta601nJ


" @iyerdeepshri : a kiss for mohit sharma : * #CWC15 " luck came to some north indian priest

" @iyerdeepshri : Mohit Sharma ko ek chumma : * #CWC15 " Chalo Kisi north indian bhramin Ki kismat to chamki ðŸ˜ƒ


do fireworks people of pakistan. no one will say anything to you

Phakakey phor lo Pakistaniyo. Koi kuch nahi bolega tumhe


retweet @dna : will make list of wilful defaulters public , says raghuram rajan https://t.co/qQIaYljFdh https://t.co/tCi08u7ZlD

RT @dna : Will make list of wilful defaulters public , says Raghuram Rajan https://t.co/qQIaYljFdh https://t.co/tCi08u7ZlD


@White_Crimes give these smileys to me also someday

@White_Crimes :D mere liye bhi aise wale smiley do kabhi toh :-/


#InsafianTheLosers are those who win after losing( moral victories ) while Patwaris are those who lose even after wining.

#InsafianTheLosers Yeah but " Haar Kay jeetnay Walay " ( moral victories ) while Patwaris are " Jeet Kay bhi Harnay Waly "


think of names of children @Syntaxerrorhehe

bachcho ke naam soch le @Syntaxerrorhehe


brother's condom got burst. i stitched it. i am so smart

"Bhaijaan ka condom phat gaya.. maine uski silaai kardi.. i m soo issmart"

#TweetLikeAPakistani


this is unfair. why does this kachhua master sir question guddu only?

this is unfair .  ye kachhua master jee hamesha guggu se hi question kyun karte hain ?


retweet @Skgadiwale26 : wearing kirpan . my god will protect me from evil and negativity . https://t.co/ZarYHYJJ3v

RT @Skgadiwale26 : Wearing Kirpan .. my waheguru ji will protect me from evil N negativity ... https://t.co/ZarYHYJJ3v


from which shop have you bought this much confidence, send some location https://twitter.com/Aneela_7/status/844024812762673152 …

Kaunsi dukaan se itni confidence khareedi hai, thoda location bhejnahttps://twitter.com/Aneela_7/status/844024812762673152 …


anushka's

retweet @dashhtweets: whose will kohli hit tomorrow?

Anushka ki :D

RT @dashhtweets: Kal Kohli kisiki maarega


retweet @bdnews_org : #bdnews #bangladesh eight militants from bangladesh surrender in tripura - business standard : newsxeight milit ... https://t

RT @bdnews_org : #bdnews #bangladesh Eight militants from Bangladesh surrender in Tripura - Business Standard : NewsxEight milit ... https://t


@Tweepshikha its okay it happens. Mummy enjoys scolding, you don't be sad. take this chocolate *gives coffee bite*

@Tweepshikha koi na, hota hai. Mummy ko mazaa aata hai daant lagaane, tum sad mat hona. Ye lo chocolate *gives coffee bite*


@ExSecular modi ji was right. good days are about to come.

@ExSecular Modi ji was right.. Achche din aane wale hai


@clued_up_chic if i have drink a bit, i have not done a robbery

@clued_up_chic thodi si jo peeli hai.. Chori to nahi kee hai


@ShrrinG gram's bush is not so much strong @Sharanyashettyy @c_aashish @Bodhisatvaa

@ShrrinG chane ka jhaad itna bhi strong nahi @Sharanyashettyy @c_aashish @Bodhisatvaa


retweet @_Ummi93_ : in unauthorize dm, person's son is trying - banja!

RT @_Ummi93_ : Awais DM me line mar raha he Bande da puttar banja !! :3


#MahaShivratri may the lord bless all . nagendra haraya_ms subbulakshmi_adi shankaracharya : http://t.co/KzWJGtm6YH via @YouTube

#MahaShivratri May the Lord bless all . Nagendra Haraya_MS Subbulakshmi_Adi Shankaracharya : http://t.co/KzWJGtm6YH via @YouTube


no, no. upen patel, karishma tanna are not splitting up.  after all : upen and karishma met on these  https://t.co/ujZOxvKdt8 via @ndtv

No , No . Upen Patel , Karishma Tanna ' Aren't Splitting Up ' After All : Upen and Karishma met on the se ... https://t.co/ujZOxvKdt8 via @ndtv


@dhaval241086 shit is filled in mind @HDLindia @witchybitchygal

@dhaval241086 dimaag me shit bhara hai @HDLindia @witchybitchygal


@Alllahdin @ttrinadasgupta @ruchikokcha @retardedwriter don't spread negative information about me like this among girls

@Alllahdin @ttrinadasgupta @ruchikokcha @retardedwriter aise badnaam na kiya kar mujhe ladkiyon ke beech :-/


@SaleemChikna @sayshardik this is nice question. what did you bring?

@SaleemChikna @sayshardik Achha sawaal hai. Kya laya?


sir @ArvindKejriwal jio's data plans have arrived pic.twitter.com/pG8XreJlmT

Sir @ArvindKejriwal Jio ke data plan aa gaye haipic.twitter.com/pG8XreJlmT


this moment not only to rahul, but to every boy something has happened.https://twitter.com/02geeta/status/860138455921172480 …

Is moment me to Rahul ko kya sab ladko ko kuch kuch hua.https://twitter.com/02geeta/status/860138455921172480 …


happy 2015 garbage bin. you have been the best so far and wish you many more prosperous years ahead

happy 2015 garbage bin  .  you have been the best so far and wish you many more prosperous year ahead :)


i have said long not beard.  you monk people do not get hair,  you are jealous of me lover

Long bola hai, beard nahi. Tum monk logon ko toh baal aata nahi , jalta hai tu mujhse majnuuu


@Fussy_Ca means now will have to make your also to 10k

@Fussy_Ca matlab tere bhi jaldi 10K karwane padenge


@mans786 yes. but something happens to them against zimbabwe. dont' know what

@mans786 yes. Par Zimbabwe ke khilaf inhe kuchh ho jata hai. Pata nahi kya :)


first whatever your boss #kangna has said, prove it right. it is an open challenge. else will hit your face with shit #Fraud

Pehele tumhari boss #kangna ne jo bola woh sach hai sabit karo " open challenge hai " warna tum logo ki muh pey gobor fek k marungi 0 #Fraud


eat pedigree and know on your own https://twitter.com/sayshardik/status/597455920113717248 …

Pedigree khao khud jaan jaohttps://twitter.com/sayshardik/status/597455920113717248 …


@Atheist_Krishna hahaa.. Ek ka intezaam ho gaya.. 3 aur ko pakadta hu


@LoKarloUnfollow there is one more website http://bhaggBossDK.com

@LoKarloUnfollow ek aur website hai http://bhaggBossDK.com


why you are blaming we all poor @askGST_GoI @askGSTech @gstindia, when our finance minister is basterd?

Ham bechare @askGST_GoI @askGSTech @gstindia ko kyun blame kar rahe hai jab hamara Finance Minister hi Chutia hai?


@ek_samosa_dena friend, i do not get sleep, do not get peace. someone go, find and bring it back .

@ek_samosa_dena yaar, mujhe neend na aaye mujhe chain na aaye koi jaaye zara dhoond ke laaye


brother whosoever you are, and whatever you post. it comes and touch my heart directly. keep going like this brother.

bhai tu jo bhi hai ,  par jo bhi tu post krta h ,  sidha dil tak aati hai .  .  .  .  .  .  lga rah bhai aise hi .  .  .  .  .  .  .


@someUSER vitali's may have more power on it but he tends to push it . paulie's control fights with that upjab

@someUSER vitali's may have more power on it but he tends to push it .  paulie's controls fights with that upjab


@Miss_Ankiita you have time for everybody. except me

@Miss_Ankiita sabke liye time hai tumhare paas.. mere siva


@CricCrazyNIKS yes that is what even i though of. and if some kid will be stubborning then in place of baby, we will let him play.

@CricCrazyNIKS han yahi maine bhi socha tha . baaki koi kid zid kar raha hoga to baby ki jagah use khila denge .