@some users congratulate you for celebrating British kid singers Sophia Grace's and Rosie's 1st anniversary visit of your show

@someUSER congratulations on you celebrating british kid singers sophia grace's and rosie's 1st anniversary of a visit of your show .  how


@Lokardi_ rat we should a lot more for that, by this evi people nothing will happen #ForTheSakeOfHumanity

@LoKarDi_RT uske liye toh bahot kuch karna padega ye pappiyon se kaam nahi chalega #ForTheSakeOfHumanity


@Slimswami ehi, this is what i'm expecting you to understand, people invest everything in this isnt it.

@slimswamy yehi to hum semjhane ki koshish kar rahe hain. Log to sab kuch ko issi mein tol dete hain. Context:http://www.opindia.com/2015/02/buzzfeed-editor-tries-to-make-political-tweets-you-wont-believe-what-happened-next/ …


@Where is Dramebajakudi where is the cake?


@some user Don't want to come home next friday because I am in the Hawai at the moment

@someUSER i'm in hawaii at the moment .  home next friday night .  don't want to come home .


the celebration of a victory and the start of the day. eating bread pakoda at tandon's cottage vaishali damoh https://t.co/ix2dB9b1lv

Jeet ka jashn aur shubah ki shuruat â€” eating bread pakoda at Tandon's Cottage Vaishali Damoh https://t.co/ix2dB9b1Iv


brother could you please give me one more dry puri.Twitter.com/ Favlave 3xx

1 sookha puri aur dena bhaiyapic.twitter.com/FvLEv3onxZ


so that means you are karishma but not raveena? and where did the one with name of karishma go?  Http: //twitter.com/the_karishma/states/499234729262997506? S = 03…

Matlab tum Karishma nahin Raveena ho? Aur woh jo Karishma thi, woh ab kahan ravana hai? https://twitter.com/The_Karishma/status/499234729262997506?s=03 …


truth won, and it lead to my happy tears.

Sachai ki jeet hogayi
*aankho mein aansoo*


Yes, his window was open from which Baburao was peeping.

Haan, uske khidki khuli thi jismein se baburao jhaank raha tha.


Dude why are you trying to torture us by those big big confessions of yours.

yaar confess karte ho ya torture  .  .  .  itna bada bada confession


@Locardi_rat you should first sign up and send 1000rs to my account, then and only the recharge is done.

@LoKarDi_RT Tujhe sign up kar ke 1000 rs mere account me daalne padenge, tab hi recharge ho payega.


Miss you MSD "Got used to seeing you captain .. #Dhoni"

Miss u msd " aadat ho gayi hai aapko captain dekhte hue .. #Dhoni


Note this application will be downloaded from Google Playstore, it cannot be fake.

note ye application google playstore se download hogi  ,  toh fake toh ho hi nahi sakti "  .  .  .


@MohitParamar on which channel and when does it appear? Tell me, let's see too!

@MohitParmarr ye kaun se channel par aur kab aata hai? Batao, zara hum bhi toh dekhe!


if it is the case why did the BJP candidates oppose the congress people for past 15 years in delhi  legislative assembly elections.

agar ayesi he baat hai toh peechley 15 saalo se bjp waaley congress ke khilaf apna 'prattyashi' kyu khara kartey thein delhi vidhansabha election mein .  .  .  ?


didnt he saw your pic before meeting then why did he ignore you.

unhone pehle pic ni dkhi ti kya tmhari jo milne k baad hi ignore kia tmhe  .   .   .   ?


I was happy to play  Ninja Turtles, Street Fighter, Car Race and Mario among all other games, and not at all interested in remaining games: -D

mai to itne games me b bas ninja turtles ,  street fighter ,  car race and mario khel kar khush tha baki games par dhyan dene ka tym kiske pas tha :-d


There are a lot of people who want to talk to you..Please Dont break their hearts sir please

Bahut log hai jo aapse baat karna chahte hai..plzzzzzz dn't brk thr hearts sir plzzzz


Now say that he had a desire to support any party. . A flop show brother

ab voh bola jisne kisi bhi party ko support karne se mana kardiya tha .  . a flop show annaji


@whycarewho kone wale plot me jagah zyada hoti hai :)


brother # Olympics games were full in this. . . . Cheater> _ <

sala #olympics k game bhare rehte the isme  .  .  .  .  dhokebaaz >_<


Now Trump appears straight away? From Kasab to Trump?

cha cha ? ab seedha #Trump nazar aane laga ? Kasab se Trump tak ?


Heard this after a long time! It was nice


Never understood anything, if I know how to deal with all these stuff then i would be sucessful already

kuch nahi samjha kabhi, itne saare cheezon se deal karna aata toh shayad life mein succesfull hota.


@TimGunjanGarungay pervert brat you are the one to mention all the girls@ brawling_virgo @atheist_krishna

@iamGunjanGrunge Tharak saale har ladki ko mention karna hai tujhe @brawling_virago @Atheist_Krishna


@Allahdin is there a match today or is it postponed to tommorow?


Dude, why do you boys mdo those things that makes her sentimental? : '(

yaar tum ladke inne senti krne wale kaam kyu krte ho  ?  ?  ?  :'(


@ annu__k  first of all text it then we will figure out later


hello Mr congressians, nigerians are also humans, not monkeys. Why did you feel so bad?

Abe Congressiyon, Nigerians bhi insaan hote hain, bandar nahin. Kyon itna bura maan gaye.


oct 30 it's going down at the congress theater i will be performing along with machine gun kelly ! ! ! ! http/URL

oct 30 its goin down at the congress theater i will be performing along wit machine gun kelly !  !  !  !  http/URL


whether it might be triple talaq or anything there should not be a political side in the divorce of a women.Triple Talaq is like a bane for women,so stop the triple talaq bill.

#TripleTalaq ho ya Divorce usshme koi matvate /Rajnetic Na hona chahiye. Mahilayo ke ke liye sharaph ke saman hi hai. Triple Talaq ko roke.


Will you do this to me? did i say anything that hurts you till now? there is a limit for everything

tum ye karoge mere saath? Maine aaj tak tumhe kuch ulta bhi kahan hai? Hadh hoti hai


Luncher uncle was earlier eating biscuits with tea...

luncher paaji pehle chai k saath biscuit kha rahe the .  .


@Chonchlor ok then, how can anyone put anything in such a girl's t-shirt?

@aanchalator toh phir theek hai, aise kisi Ladki ke T-shirt mein kuch bhi kaise daal sakta hai koi?


@Twyneetisha ohh then the people who use twitter are the happiest :)

@twinitisha phir to twitter walon ki khush-naseebi hai :)


Happy Birthday Dhoni & Hello To Sakshi sister in law. And is everyone fine over there.

Happy Birthday Dhoni & Hello to Sakshi bhabhi. Aur baaki sab khairiyat?


Lol, if you threw it, he would had a breakup once again so i returned it to him silently .#Forabrother

LOL, phenk deta to bechare ka phir kat jaata bill, isiliye lauta diya chup chaap. #EkBhaiKeLiye


Did Arun Lal Se, "See Bangladeshi Players Happily Banging Their Testicles ""

Did Arun Lal say, "Ye dekhiye Bangladeshi player khushi se apne andkosh takra rahe hain"


Everything was going well in life .. but suddenly Sony TV is going to telecast the movie Dilwale tonight ... why .. why ??

Sab kuch sahi chal raha tha life mai .. par Achanak Sony TV Dilwale movie ka telecast karne vali hai aaj raat ... why .. why ??


@Atheist_krishna brother should i just show sunny leone always..

@Atheist_Krishna bhai bas kya hamesha Sunny Leone dikhau..


@Narendramodi, do you know the students are having the costliest days?? every thing has #gst did he think about it before?

@narendramodi kuch pata hai students ke mehenge din agaye hai?? #gst laga diya hai bas kuch socha tha pehle?


@Got_Particle Shruti Haasan appears as soon as I closes my eyes :(

@Gott_Partikel aankh band karte hi shruti hassan nazar aati hai :(


@panyas0599 good morning sir greetings for mahashivaratri.

@pandyas0599 Gud mrng sir aapko Mahashivratri ki hardik mangalkamnaye :)


i get my braces then movie night at my bf's house with rosa &amp

amazing day today .  i can't wait for tomorrow


Sorry, mujhe laga raat ke 11.30 baje hai.


Im spending my life seeing my phones wallpaper

Phone ka wallpaper dekhte dekhte zindagi kat rahi hai.


@sayshardik @pintubaba_ I want this bucket

@sayshardik @pintubaba_ Ye baatli chahiye mujhe :(


#NoteBandi got a temperary ban. So, its not a problem!

#NoteBandi mein Temporary Ban to lag Chuka hai 0 Koi baat nahin hai !


Toh phir toh achhi baat hai nahi, mitthaiyan khilao!


OMG someone spreed RT after years... Thanks @SahiDisha

*tears of happiness*pic.twitter.com/P75DZ5jPkk

OMG kisi ne RT spree diya saalo baad.. Thanks @SahiDisha

*khushi ke aansu*pic.twitter.com/P75DZ5jPkk


Tumhe Mere Jaisi Ladki Nahi Milegi . . . . . Boy

Brilliant Answer By Boy Friend on Break Up â€¦ . Girl


.@RanaAyyub It was said by Muhammad Ali not Amit.

.@RanaAyyub ye Amit bhai ne nahi Muhammad Ali ne kaha tha pagli


Please follow @SaleemChikna & @sayshardik, These people give free drinks. #AaiShappath

Please follow @SaleemChikna & @sayshardik, ye log free mein daaru pilaate hai. #AaiShappath


winning or losing is a part of game. This story gives longterm stress

Haar aur Jeet to khel ka hissa hai. Ye wala bahut din taklif dega wo kissa hai.


@Kahaanify Our ship will sink where the water is less

@Kahaanify hamari kashti wahan doobi jahan paani kam tha


@RoflGandhi_ @infinite_aMy the people who cant recognize Guruji will get a pakistani visa and a free passport.

@RoflGandhi_ @infinite_aMy Guru ji ko pehchanne se inkar karne wale logon ko Pakistani visa ke sath passport muft diya jaaye. Pranam.


somebody tell me who this girl is?https://twitter.com/Sarcaism_/status/733178336147562496 …

Yaar, koi ye bata do ke yeh ladki hai kaun?https://twitter.com/Sarcaism_/status/733178336147562496 …


.@sagarikaghose go be happy Pakistani @IndianExpress

.@sagarikaghose haan khush ho jaa Pakistani @IndianExpress


@MildlyClassic India and Sri Lanka both are same.

@MildlyClassic India aur Sri lanka ek hi hai sir


@narendramodi call ISI to give their votes.

@narendramodi ISI ko bulao vote dene ke liye


I just need reviews like these,this motivates me a lot

Bas aise hi reviews ki zaroorat hai, kaafi protsahan milta hai in baaton se.


@akshaykanitkar u have become a famous person,whats going on? when do we meet?

@akshaykanitkar Sahi hai, bada aadmi hai tu. Kya chal raha hai? Kab milna?


This happened long back. https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/595267739297587200 …
@Dukhi_Engineer

ye bohot pehle ho chuka hai https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/595267739297587200 …
@Dukhi_Engineer


Salmannnnn aaa intezaar idhar ? tere liye ?


@PratMitt @GabbbarSingh @c_aashish you rarely talk about sensible things. :P

@PratMitt @GabbbarSingh @c_aashish arey kabhi kabhi toh aap dhang ki baat karte ho :P


@BUnlimted hahaha.. brother@Champ_Nikk  shave

@BUnlimted hahaha.. Bhai @Champ_Nikk  shave kar lena


@huh_watnow you are the only one for me.

@huh_watnow mujhe to bas ek tera sahara hai..


@nickhunterr hahaa.. Now you will make me remember the date  @twinitisha

@nickhunterr hahaa.. Matlab ab date yaad dilaoge  @twinitisha


@Bihar_ke_lala  Iam happy that your birthday has come.

@Bihar_ke_lala khusi hui tumhara janamdin aaya


use to gate se bahar hote hi utarna compulsory tha .  .  .


Keerthi ! lets open a NGO together ! for the heartbroken patients.

Keerthi ! lets open a NGO together ! toote dil ke marezon ke liyea


india kbhi bhi china ko peeeche nhi kr paaega.....


That Spin ! Ravi Ashwin . nothing can happen for africa in the world cups.. #Mauka #IndvsSA #cwc15

That Spin ! Ravi Ashwin . Kuch nai ho sakta bhai Africa ka World Cups mei .. #Mauka #IndvsSA #cwc15


t.v off guddu: mummy whats there to eat?

t . v . off guddu: mummy .  .  .  .  . khane me kya hai .


stealing chalks was also some kind of fun

chalk churane ka bhi apna maza tha .  . :)


ji bilkul, iss baat ka toh inkaar nahi kar sakte.


@sahilmjain didnt find atleast one till now </3


@Babu_Bhaiyaa I am hungry too ,give me something for 5rs.

@Babu_Bhaiyaa mujhe bhi dena zara 5 rs ke.. Bhookh lagi hai


very good,amazing,you have won my heart.

bahut badiya ,  bahut hi undaa ,  kya baat ,  kya baat .  dil jit liya tune toh .  .  .  :d


Everyone on TL is thanking their Moms..but your dad gives you money to have fun right?

#ThankYouPapa

Everyone on TL is thanking their Moms.. Bhai aiyaashi karne ke paise to Papa hi dete hai na..

#ThankYouPapa


@iamGunjanGrunge Tanmay jail ko hi kha jata


@BolshoyBooze So sad of Mr Shakthi because he never speaks out just like the husband before the marriage.

@BolshoyBooze Shakti bechara kabhi kuch bolta nahi hai, he is like a husband eve n before marriage.


Is it problamatic for you to see the phone?


@balliawalebaba All good mate, now i'm drinking the tea just because of gods grace

@balliawalebaba bas badiya sab.. Upar wale ka sahara hai.. Abhi chai pee rahe hai :)


@rsairajeswari Zamana kharaab hai.. Shine lajawaab hai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI … #LagGayiVaat
Shine


@Ra_Bies Hello saadu saahab (senior bro in law), ki haal chaal?


amazing my friend you  made me cry with that one page,hats off to your creativity

jabatdast dost .  .  .  .  1 page me rula diya yaar .  .  .  .  . kamaal hai .  .  .  . superb nd hatss off to ur crearivity .  .  .


@MissKhushiSen i thought everybody forgot about it #SENTI

@MissKhushiSen mujhe laga sab bhool gaye honge #SENTI


atleast give it to someone who is feeling cold.

atleast jise thand lagti ho use de diya karo :)


hello sir i just want one chance to meet you.

Hiii sir , aapse milne kaa sirf ek maaukaa chaahtaa hu.  ....


... now its going to come wait " @mehrishisumati : Once upon a time there was a hashtag #RailBudget2015 "

... abhi aayega rukiye " @mehrishisumati : Once upon a time there was a hashtag #RailBudget2015 "


@Ojasism bhai aajkal now days everybody has 4 cars.it would be fun to see helicopters being gifted in tv series.

@Ojasism bhai aajkal sab ke paas 4-4 car hai.. Ab to kisi series me Helicopter gift hoga tab maza aayega


can anyone update me about how many husbands of indrani have been discovered?

Aaj Indrani ka kitne naye patiyo ka pata chala.. Koi update karega?


@loveOKplease i got angry reading one tweet,nothing else.:/

@loveOKplease kuch nahi, ek tweet padh ke gussa aa gaya :/


I didnt ask for the cheapest .I asked for the best


see this the people of the world..https://twitter.com/Winkerbell_/status/661805356947927040 …

YE DEKH LO DUNIYA WALO..https://twitter.com/Winkerbell_/status/661805356947927040 …


Brother leave something for tomorrow.

RT @EconomicTimes #KejriwalTakesOath: I hope that India wins the World Cup

Bhai kuch kal ke liye bhi chhod de..

RT @EconomicTimes #KejriwalTakesOath: I hope that India wins the World Cup


missing that time .Happy New Year  to all

missing dat tym .  .  .  happy new year all .  .  .  .


I love my girl evelyn at work she switched shifts with me on saturday:)

i love my girl evelyn at work she switched shifts with me saturday:)


Hi Congress, today do we have Rajiv Gandhi Janma diwas Free alcoholParty scheme?

Hi Congress, today do we have Rajiv Gandhi Janma Diwas Sabko Daru Free Party Yojana?


sooo creative .  .  u guys r awsummm .  :)


very high level!https://twitter.com/Madan_Chikna/status/654533563803660289 …


@Alllahdin see this! pic.twitter.com/mf0QwulkQe

@Alllahdin Ye dekh! pic.twitter.com/mf0QwulkQe


@MirrorCracklin I didnt get the phone :'(

@MirrorCracklin mujhe toh nahi aaya phone :'(


whatever rahul gandhi does ,people will still think he is a Pappu

Rahul Gandhi kuch bhi kar le, log use Pappu hi samjhenge.


today this #windies will take home girls or boys .. :) #WT20 #WIvENG #AusWvWIW #WT20Final

Aj ya #windies larkia leke jaegi ya boys .. :) #WT20 #WIvENG #AusWvWIW #WT20Final


RT @ShraddhaKapoor : the search for cine stars in #Atsu & #Zara ! #Haider #2ndOct @tanya1ghavri http://t.co/BznIyUfZ9d

RT @ShraddhaKapoor : Cine stars ki khoj in #Atsu & #Zara ! #Haider #2ndOct @tanya1ghavri http://t.co/BznIyUfZ9d


i dont get peace for a second and there's no solution for that.

Chain ik pal nahi " aur koi hal nahi " #Jio ni ~ Other operators 0


how do you all feel about moving presidents day to august ? august lacks a three day weekend . then make lincoln's birthday a day off too . #boom

how do y'all feel about moving presidents day to august ?  august lacks a three day weekend .  then make lincoln's b-day a day off too .  #boom


@SrBachchan sir you have changed.you dont meet up these days.I waited outside your house for so long

@SrBachchan sir aap badal gaye ho. Aajkal milte hi nahi ho. Kitna wait kiya aapka ghar ke bahar


@akshaykanitkar @Ra_Bies @Oinkoo Sunil, lets drink in the public.

@akshaykanitkar @Ra_Bies @Oinkoo Sunil, tu aur main Janta mein jaa kar piyenge


@tweetofdeb @twinitisha hasnt been taken , not worth it

@tweetofdeb @twinitisha nahi liya hai, not worth it


and there's free wifi over there too Lol.


guddu k papa toh emotional ho gye .  .  .  .


@Vipul_tweets_ you dont understand sarcasm my friend  @vivanair @Zahriano

@Vipul_tweets_ kya yaar, sarcasm nahi samajhte  @vivanair @Zahriano


"are our girls lesser than the boys?"https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/813728641943293953 …

"Mhari chhoriyan chhoron se kam hain ke?"https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/813728641943293953 …


@BUnlimted awesome movies like Baby,Holiday,Gabbar can be done only by akki. #WeLoveAkshay  @aamir_nation @akshay_airlift @aamir_khan

@BUnlimted Baby holiday Gabbar jaisi awesome movies akki hi kar sakta hai.. #WeLoveAkshay  @aamir_nation @akshay_airlift @aamir_khan


RG : Mom I want to play "budget budget" mom : son ,now its the time to play women empowerment. RG: yaay ! ringa ringa roses #RahulOnLeave

RG : Mom mujhe budget budget khelna hai Mom : Beta , tumhare women empowerment khelneke din hai RG : yaay ! ringa ringa roses #RahulOnLeave


@kavitabika what did you get me from australia


@chatpatidiary why do you get annoyed by me?what did I do?

@chatpatidiary tum itne teekhe kyun hote ho mere saath? Kya kiya hai maine?


@Babu_Bhaiyaa @KyaUkhaadLega Sir hamara kya hoga hum bhii na haar jaaen kahi


.@SRKswarrior1 when is the trailer of Dilwale going to come out?

.@SRKswarrior1 Dilwale ka trailer kab aa raha hai ?


#GuessTheSong
there are many betrayals on this path.

#GuessTheSong
Bade dhoke hai iss raah mein


It seeems like spring season is going to start in bihar #NitishKaAgentPratyayaAmrithttps://twitter.com/Bihar_ke_lala/status/660750933270245377 …

Aise aa rahi hai Bihaar me Bahaar #NitishKaAgentPratyayaAmrithttps://twitter.com/Bihar_ke_lala/status/660750933270245377 …


@Atheist_Krishna this was a  high level of  stupidity

@Atheist_Krishna bahot hi uchh darje ka ghatiyapan tha yeh.


this doesnt have any connection but its  a good line,i am confused that  whether he is a desi or videsi

iska koi connect nahi tha iske saath, magar achha line hai.
Main confused hu ke woh bhai desi hai ya videsi.


@MeetUunngLee nope brother ,people cry over my tweets

@MeetUunngLee nahi bhai mere tweets par log rote hai


"even today i dont pick up  a ball which is thrown" ~ Umar Akmal #TwistedBollywoodDialogues

"Main aaj bhi pheki huee Ball nahin uthata" ~ Umar Akmal

#TwistedBollywoodDialogues


.@Arpita_joshi13 @e29ad41b95b341d just for u, lets stop hating. lets talk about love on your DM. Ok?

.@Arpita_joshi13 @e29ad41b95b341d sirf tumhare liye, chhodo ye sab hate. Aao pyar ki baatein karein DM par. Ok?


@theamarjeet Haan bhai Ayesha ke sab fan hai


Journo: Laluji, why did you give birth to 11 children?
Lalu:  because i got tired safter that.

Journo: Laluji, aapne 11 bacche kyon paida kiye?
Lalu:  Kyonki uske baad hum thak gaye thay.


"this wouldnt have happened if uyou people hadnt made him the PM " - Shri Kejriwalhttps://twitter.com/nypost/status/718203194556432384 …

"Aisa na hua hota agar aapne Modi ko PM na banaya hota" - Shri Kejriwalhttps://twitter.com/nypost/status/718203194556432384 …


will your dad go for work tomorrow?go sleep.

Kal kaam par tumhare abba jayenge? So jao.


@CelkonMobile #CelkonCheers4India Oye Balle Balle 1 more four http://t.co/dCvJmecLqr

@CelkonMobile #CelkonCheers4India Oye Balle Balle 1 aur Four http://t.co/dCvJmecLqr


Everybody ate food and went out to drink.


its amazing,you should also watch it.then you wouldnt need alcohol

mast hai.. aap bhi dekha karo.. daru ki zarurat nahi padti phir


@Ra_Bies I just drank a littlr bit of it , i didnt steal anything.

@Ra_Bies Thodi si jo pee li hai.. chori to nahi ki hai..


DrDhimantPurohi lol,Santa note down their names.

@DrDhimantPurohi ha ha ha, santa inka naam bhi note kar lein :)


@dwivedi_ji12 the debts of our country are still there because of people like this. #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@dwivedi_ji12 inn logo se ruka hua hai desh ka uddhar #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


Sir  I am a big fan of u andthis my contact number:03356507139 ,Skype I.d: abdul.rehman6731 plzease contact me,myself  abdul.rehman.sahabto

Sir me apka big big fan hu mujy apse call pe bt karni hai ek bar sir mera contact num 03356507139 Skype I.d abdul.rehman6731 plzzzz contact meabdul.rehman.sahabto


@narendramodi @arunjaitley " Sir consumer is not getting any benefit of this #GST rate cut, trader is rising base price and selling on the same price"

@narendramodi @arunjaitley "Sir #GST rate cut ka fayda Consumer ko nahi mil raha "hai trader base price up karke usi price par bechta hai


Everyone needs free entertainment, Damn this atrocious world! *wipes a tear*

Entertainment sabko free ka hi chahiye hota hai, haaye ye zaalim duniya *wipes a tear*


"Flying Mario" is far better than this generation's xbox and ps.

aaj ke latest xbox aur ps se zyada bhokal uss time  " udne walla mario "  ka hota tha


@Champ_Nikk Absolutely correct.. Bihar may get good days #GoodByeNitishKumar

@Champ_Nikk bilkul sahi..Bihar may achhe din toh aaney he they  #GoodByeNitishKumar


that's complete crap .  @someUSER began and sadat were all about peace .  bibi wants to use our military for free .  @someUSER &lt


They made #SamajwadiParty in #Gathbandhan ....

#SamajwadiParty se #Gathbandhan to kar liya unhone ....


Say talak three times @isaifpatel loudly.

tu teen baar talak bol dena  @isaifpatel


Those people who wouldn't get sleep without FAN, should watch this movie, will get sleep.

Jin logon ko FAN ke bina neend nahi aati woh movie zaroor dekhein, isse unhe neend aajayegi.


Cash today credit tomorrow #MainBhiPunDit


@KajuBadamChor Go take bath and come TheVacuumHead @ShraddhaKapoor

@KajuBadamChor tu ja naha kar aa @TheVacuumHead @ShraddhaKapoor


Are you that tomboy type girl, who confessed by a boy in the yesterday's post.

kahin tu whi tom boy typ ladki to nhi jiske bare me kal ek ladke ne confession post kia tha  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  lol


She wants to see my ration card..
We sent Bajtngi Bhaijaan from our home. She forgot that.
https://twitter.com/MehrTarar/status/633331132810043392 …

She wants to see my ration card..  Apne ghar se Bajrangi Bhaijaan ko bheja tha.. Bhool gayee  https://twitter.com/MehrTarar/status/633331132810043392 …


" #lol ... #Ireland batting has become like #Pakistan's batting #CWC15 #INDvsIRE "

" #lol ... #Ireland ye to tumhaari batting ka #Pakistan ho gaya #CWC15 #INDvsIRE "


Tears of happiness https://twitter.com/gauravyoo/status/801016899811282944 …


Haters will keep hating.. Modi will keep going... #ModiInDubai

Jalne walo jalte raho..
Modi ji aap aage badho..

#ModiInDubai


@Swt_Sadhana lets hope.. but i have meagre hopes @BJP4India @ANI_news

@Swt_Sadhana lets hope.. Mujhe to umeed kam hai @BJP4India @ANI_news


@BolshoyBooze :-O @White_Crimes you did this? Be scared of God. By the way your instagram photos are too good.

@BolshoyBooze :-O @White_Crimes aisa kiya tumne? Bhagwan se daro. Waise insta pe tumhare pics bahot zyada achhe hai :P


@MaryaamShakeel Today kohli alone smashed you, what if 125 Indians smash you? #IndvsPak

@MaryaamShakeel Aaj to #kohli tum logo ko akele pela hai , socho zara jb 125 crore log pelenge tab kya hoga ..? #IndvsPak


@sayshardik Ugh! My phone isn't getting network.

@sayshardik phone mein network nahi mil raha yaar


@oxymoronic_me Don't love. Why to get ruined? </3

@oxymoronic_me mat karo pyar, kyun barbaad hona hai? </3


My house was getting white washed, so i left my book at home :-d

sir hamare ghar me white wash ho rhi thi .  isliye copy ghar pe reh gayi :-d


) heard that quote ' Jinke ghar kaanch ke hote hain wo dusron pe patthar nahi maarte ' Goes well with AK


He's my dad but.. We don't let him watch the whole match..  it's a pretty big feat .  . lol

he's my dad but .  . hum unhe pura match kabhi nhi dekhne dete .  . it's a pretty big feat .  . lol


Ankit LOL said that Arnab is Modi's dog. This evening will be fun.

Ankit LOL ne Arnab ko Modi ka kutta bola
. shaam ko maza http://aayega.lol


Modi ji...this is not fare, you are spending 3 crores for a stage.. please think about it.

Modi ji .....ye galat baat hai jo aapn 3 crore ka stage lagwa raha han ..... please think about it


@singhlicious twitter kam ho gaya hai :)


RT @101santosh1: @MUKESH42957410 @PandaJay May be you will be late in Prabhu's house but you will be enlightened

RT @101santosh1 : @MUKESH42957410 @PandaJay PRABHU KEY GHAR MIE DER PR ANDHAER NAHI YEAH SATYA H


isiliye ab kejriwal ke samarthan me aa gaye .


Now, we need to have a page for miranda house

miranda house ka bi page hona chahie ab to :-d :-p


@mishrashiv You are insulting elephant, by comparing it with him @nikhil__13 @Ra_Bies

@mishrashiv Mishra ji ise haathi bol kar haathi jaise achche jeevo ko gaaliya na de @nikhil__13 @Ra_Bies


@Singhlicious This is the truth, My lord!


@hitennarendra I stay lost these days, because my girl left and i was heartbroken

@hitennarendra aajkal hum khud hi ghum rehte hai.. Ladki chhod ke chali gayee. Dil hi toot k reh gaya hai


@Barn_sparrow Aapko doubt hai.. Apna phone number dijiye.. Abhi doubt door kiye dete hai


Lol! Very nice, i have done it many times too

hahaha very nice maine bhi kai bar kiya h .


RT @s_navroop : You got AC EMU, right !!! @HeadlinesToday : Suresh Prabhu's #RailBudget2015 disappoints Shiv Sena as ' Maharashtra didn't get anythi

RT @s_navroop : AC EMU MILI NA !!! @HeadlinesToday : Suresh Prabhu's #RailBudget2015 disappoints Shiv Sena as ' Maharashtra didn't get anythi


The sweet distributed on Republic Day was awesome!

gantantra divas ke laddu wah bhai kya baat kya baat kya baat .  .  .


Its old @integrated_me please keep distance.

meri purani hai @integrated_me isse door rahiyo


Dil aur DMaag hamesha khule hone chahiye.


@Atheist_Krishna If someone gets offended, just say "Don't feel bad, today is holi" @bhaiyyajispeaks

@Atheist_Krishna aur agar aaj koi kuch bola to "bura na mano holi hai" @bhaiyyajispeaks


When will @AravindKejrival fulfill his promises of our Janlokpal

Ab @ArvindKejriwal apna Janlokpal ka vaada kab poora kar rahe hai ??


@CescyJose When will the queen of my dreams come?

@CescyJose mere sapnon ki Rani kab aayegi tu?


Same here, but i used to get 5 instead of 20 from mom.

same here bassss 20 ki jageh 5 milte the maa se .  .   .   .  :)


@Insane_chorri I would like to eat in Bhopal.

@Insane_chorri mein to Bhopal me hi kha raha


RT @KejriTrolls: Modi ji, you might have sent somebody else to writte the exam. Can you answer the questions in the syllabus. Tell me!

RT @KejriTrolls : Modi ji , aapne kisi aur ko exam likhne bheja hoga . Syllabus se kuch sawaal mein poonchu toh ans de paaoge aap ? Bolo bolo ..


RT @fanthegame: He isn't just a star, he is my world.

RT @fanthegame : Vo sirf STAR nahi hai , Duniya hai meri ! Watch trailer https://t.co/8iFTZvjYPe #KheloFansKhelo @FanTheFilm @yrf https://t.â€¦


Mornings are just like this, i like nights.

Subah cheez hi aisi hai, mujhe raat pasand hai


RT @bhavanakumari9 : Mujhe old man bahut pasand h


Guddu Brother! You did an amazing job, just like me.

bhai guddu .  . kamaal kardi yr .  . apne bhai pe gya h tu bilkul .


Aakash : Oh Boy, Jason Roy... Jason Roy: Shutup! Aakash #EngvNZ

Aakaash : Oh Boy , Jason Roy ... Jason Roy : Aakaah ChupRe .. #ENGvNZ


By eating any hot or cold, gives a sensation in teeth called sensitivity

kuch garam ya thanda khane se agar daanton me tez jhanjhanahat ho ,  to use sensitivity kahte hain .  .  .  .


RT @sudhirchaudhary : Good to see Manoj Kumar at the centrestage once again! The original Bharat Kumar who brought patriotism to IndianCinema.

RT @sudhirchaudhary : Good to see Manoj Kumar at the centrestage once agn ! The original Bharat Kumar who brought patriotism to IndianCinema h


Is there no one to revolt against hike in petrol prices? @thewirehindi @PatrikaNews @ravishndtv #petrolPrice #GST

Petrol prices hike kya koi bhi virodh karne wala nahi bacha @thewirehindi @PatrikaNews @ravishndtv #petrolPrice #GST


procrastinating .i need to get ready for the 6th district chicago police rally against violence .chi-town cheer will be performing .king dr .


@huh_watnow no matter how many times it is sent, it is less. @twinitisha

@huh_watnow kitni baar bhi bhejo kam hai @twinitisha


mom: why are you listening to plies early sunday morning ?me: *blank stare* *pause* my strip club name is mr .will-throw-it *walks away*


@MeetUunngLee brother, you are meeting me on weekend. that's it.

@MeetUunngLee bhai tu mil raha hai weekend. Thats it


@Aniket_bhau @SanikaRanade Are you feeling like laughing too much?

@Aniket_bhau @SanikaRanade bahot hasi aarahi hai tujhe?


you were looking handsome and your kids were looking very cute. charming song. i enjoyed it.

Aap bhi bohot handsome lag rahe the aur baachhi bhi bohot cute thi. Charming song. Mazza aa gayi thi. :) :) :)


Kejriwal: what's the time?
Ashutosh: sir 12:30 1/1
Kejriwal: what did you tell? tell again
Ashutosh: now it is 12:31 1/2.

Kejriwal: Time kya hua hai?
 Ashutosh: Sir 12:30 1/1
 Kejriwal: Kya bola, sahi se bol.
 Ashutosh: Ab ho gaye 12:31 1/2.


@Dhavalkate think, we should not speak good words.

@Dhavalkate soch., achhi baatein karni hi nahi chahiye


maybe its the case that mr.modi's jio internet pack is over as he is not tweeting #RightToPrivacy par @JhaSanjay @mukeshtiwariji @DwaipayanM

Lagta hai Modi ji ka jio wala pack khatam ho Gaya hai tabhi tweet nahi kar rahe #RightToPrivacy par @JhaSanjay @mukeshtiwariji @DwaipayanM


temple run --> an endless run for money good one :)

temple run --> an endless run for money gud one :)


this time whatever proof we ask, eventhough it is for the cm #Goli _ maar _ do _ unko _ V

Aur is baar jo proof maange " chahe wo khi ka #CM hi q na ho " seedha #Goli _ maar _ do _ unko _ V


@indiantweeter jain ration has become silent.

@indiantweeter Jain ration gap ho jaega.


you hurted us a lot today, salman. we didn't have these expectations from you. (but i also love you, salman)

aj apne hum sbko bht hurt kiye salman...apse ye umid nhi thi hum sb ko :-(...bt m also luv u salman...:)


Hitendra Katiyar Saharsha Keshkar Sanket Rathi Akhil Sharma Manish Chalana is bihari bengali?

Hitendra Katiyar Saharsha Keshkar Sanket Rathi Akhil Sharma Manish Chalana ... Bihari Bengali h kya ?


you are exempted. whenever you wish to meet, just tell me.

tere liye maaf, tu jab bhi aaye aur milne ka mood ho toh bata dena. @akshaykanitkar @MePurplelicious


@KyaUkhaadLega you beat ruthlessly for everything

@KyaUkhaadLega bhigo ke maarte ho har baat pe


#LiesMenTell they harrassed us, we kept working - Kejru

#LiesMenTell Woh pareshaan karte rahe, hum kaam karte rahe - Kejru


#santrampliji do think about 1 crore followers of india who are seeking justice since 681 days. #ProteinPledge #CriminalAAP #Trump

Kabhi bharat k 1 karode #santramplji k anuyayeeyon k man ki bhi suno jo 681 din se nyaya mang rahe h #ProteinPledge #CriminalAAP #Trump


money may not be there today, but it can be anytime tomorrow. - Baburao Ganpatrao Apte

Paisa kya hai, aaj hai kal nahi, parso hai - Baburao Ganpatrao Apte


faisal, why do you take so much time to get refernced to your fans?

faisal bhai ....itna waqt kyu lagate ho apne fans se mukhatib hone mein ..


what did guddu take with him in tri series and test series?

guddu tri series aur test series mein , kya lene gya tha ??


trump is trying to become leader of america, meaning this man will fight in the elections?

Trump banne ki koshish.. matlab ab yugpurush ji US Prez ka chunaav ladenge ?? God save America @angryoungwoman


Khud ba khud radicalize ho gaya, bas baithe baithe


@ExSecular today i have ordered expensice items @OfficeOfRG

@ExSecular aaj to mehenga wala maal mangwaya hai @OfficeOfRG ne


even after laughing, i didn't get caught. #UpcomingSequels

Hasee toh bhi nahi phasee. #UpcomingSequels


RT @ImVKohlisAngel : @RainaKiGudia Too cute .... Thank you love ... Good night

RT @ImVKohlisAngel : @RainaKiGudia Awwwww cutuuuuu .... Thankuuuu love ... Good night


Dhoni should remind Faf abt IPL!! if youn want to play, get out. Hussey is back in the team !!! #justsaying #indiaVsSouthAfrica

Dhoni should remind Faf abt IPL !! Agar khelna hai toh out ho jaa !! Hussey z back in d team !!! #justsaying #IndiaVsSouthAfrica


@Sand_In_Deed sabko samaj me aaya hi nahi


@village_waleits sabudani  khichdi. See properly.

@village_wale oye Shashi sabudana khichdi hai . See prooerly


do I take a complemennt from @LoKarDi_RT? sigh! he never told any good about me!

iss @LoKarDi_RT se compliment? Sigh. Isne mujhe kabhi achha nahi bola hao


i think wearing weird clothes and chappals mean that we are innocent. train us with your own risk!

i think wearing weird clothes and chappals mean we are innocent.train us with your own risk :d


you slept with Karan Johar on odd days and with Bobby Darliing on even.

Tu odd pe Karan Johar ke saath aur even pe Bobby Darling ke saath soya karhttps://twitter.com/Atheist_Krishna/status/682871268610191361Â â€¦


bay area heads! i'll be on the piano at yoshi's san francisco this sunday playing with the one and only dwight trible.

bay area heads !i'll be on the piano at yoshi's san fran this sunday playing with the one n only dwight trible - http/URL


@sawlanis2 power of goons and jungle is on the verge of the end. just wait and watch #BJPAheadMGBDead

@sawlanis2 Gunda raj aur jungle raj dono samapti ki or hai..Bus dekhte jao #BJPAheadMGBDead


@zoomphatak iss baar thoda zyada easy ho gaya


then too, your sins will not be washed away kaju. https://twitter.com/KajuBadamChor/status/756433421576970240Â â€¦

Phir bhi paap nahi dhulenge tere Kaju https://twitter.com/KajuBadamChor/status/756433421576970240Â â€¦


Kejri is anxious because of Yogendra
Modi is anxious because of Yogi
Muslims are anxious because of Yoga.

Kejri Yogendra se pareshan.
 Modi Yogi se pareshan.
 Musalman Yoga se pareshan.


Fan: hail god Ram
Anupam Kher: hail god Ram
Fan: hail god jagdish
Anupam Kher: why you do this to me?

Fan: Jai Shree Ram
 Anupam Kher: Jai Shree Ram
 Fan: Om Jai Jagdish
 Anupam Kher: y u do dis to me :(


@Atheist_Krishna keep this money and don't play the national anthem on the first nigh of my marriage.

@Atheist_Krishna ye saare paise rakh le aur meri suhaagraat pe national anthem mat bajanapic.twitter.com/Pg46hCOq4l


@supaarwoman leave it! don't snatch his job because of such a small thing!

@supaarwoman Chhod na.. Itni si baat ke liye kisi ki naukari mat cheen @ishaan21


@Ibleed_sarcasm the englishmen went. they left them @RichaMaddyBon @Prachiekins

@Ibleed_sarcasm angrez chale gaye.. Inke chhod gaye @RichaMaddyBon @Prachiekins


@ashutosh83B you gain after selling love. the people of delhi won't forgive you.

@ashutosh83B pyaar bech ke faayda kamate ho.. Dilli ki janta kabhi maaf nahi karegi


@someUSER common guys fix this please,  i dont want this to end up how diablo i did .......: . (

@someUSER c'mon guys fix this please ,i dont want this to end up how diablo iii did .......: . (


#ModiKaBudget #Budget2015 #Indianbudget #SuperBudget there are 5 ultra major power projects http://t.co/4Qg5JfmqYN

#ModiKaBudget #Budget2015 #Indianbudget #SuperBudget 5 ultra major power projects http://t.co/4Qg5JfmqYN


uncle, she is a wife, not a keema pav. https://twitter.com/KTTMl4kZaS

Chacha jaan ye biwi hai keema paav nahi.pic.twitter.com/KTTMl4kZaS


then the amount of moeny in swiss bank also comes under #RightToPrrivacy act?

Phir toh Swiss bank me kitna Paisa Hai wo bhi #RightToPrivacy hoga ?


happy mahashivratri folks :) .. hail god shiva

Happy Mahashivratri folks :) .. Har Har Bole .. Om Namah Shivay


@Rialisticme can you not see the happiness on the face of a poor girl?

@Rialisticme ek bechare ladke ki khushi nahi dekhi jaati tumse?


PIB_India #UHF RT airnewsalerts : RT MIB_India FAQs on #RailBudget2015 - Procedure of approval of Rail Budget by Pa http://t.co/aU6k1nt9VG


@tweettabulous i did what my mind told me to do

@tweettabulous yaar man ki hi toh baat ki thi! LOL


He thinks that i am a girl.
these type of direct messgaes come to me. https://pic.twitter.com/qIEfUNmtwL

Isse lag raha hai main ladki hu.
 Aise DM's aate hai mujhe.pic.twitter.com/qIEfUNmtwL


@DefucktiveHumor they are so scared that they are stopping the rally. what is the use now? #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra

@DefucktiveHumor abhi itna darr Gaye hai ke rally Rok rahe hai..Par kya fayda ? #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra


someone copy his tweets. he is copying is own tweets. no one is retweeting. https://pic.twitter.com/sUyah8zReK

Bhai koi iske tweet copy karo.. Ye khud ke tweet copy kiye jaa raha hai.. Koi RT bhi nahi karta pic.twitter.com/sUyah8zReK


@akshaykanitkar no man, gujarat @BabaBakChod

@akshaykanitkar nahi bhai Gujarat@BabaBakChod


@FarhanKVirk sharjeel Motey kaddu ms talent bhi nahi hai


When Sagarika was brn doctor said "Congratulations and good wishes!!"

When Sagarika was born doctor said "Mubarak ho aur Shubhkamnayen bhi"


who all to love - official trailer - kapil sharma, arbaaz khan , eli avram & manjari phadnis http://t.co/XDhFJyi8jQ

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon - Official Trailer - Kapil Sharma , Arbaaz Khan , Eli Avram & Manjari Phadnis http://t.co/XDhFJyi8jQ


you traitors, you only were asking for eveidence like Pakistanis on #SurgicalSyrike? Your fake emotionx are known to all indians.

Are beimano #SurgicalStrike pe tumhi log Pakistan ki tarah evidence mang rahe thena ??? Tumhara Fake Emotion sab Hindustani jan chuke he ab !


bb will be huge blockbuster. you may live 1000 years.

bb will be huge blockbuster. aap jiyo hajaro saal.


Tum chahte ho mujh par police case ho jaaye <\3
 :'(


nikon has once again proven it's a small world after all with the latest...- herald sun http/URL


#ZarooratHai now from everwhere in the world, there will be a voice againt #TRUMP

#ZarooratHai ab saare duniya se #TRUMP k khilaaf awaaz uthe


@bhaiyyajispeaks what's the matter, i also tried to make a photo of Shraddha Kapoor but it became something like 'Jadoo'.

@bhaiyyajispeaks Kya baat hai, maine bhi koshish ki this Shraddha Kapoor ki photo banane ke liye magar Jadoo jaise ban gayi kuch.


@kachra_peti yes fine..It is there near my house. @HathwalaThakur

@kachra_peti haan ok.. Mere ghar ke paas me hai @HathwalaThakur


@DrShobha Maam weather is good. so, i thought that before @BDUTT @ChouhanShivraj

@DrShobha Maam mausam achcha hai.. To socha ghoomne jaane se pehle pooch lu@BDUTT @ChouhanShivraj


@someUSER @someUSER no !! maybe you can just look over it right before the test tomorrow and do that first

@someUSER @someUSER nooooooooo !!!!!!maybe you can just look over it right before the test tomorrow and do that first


rahul gandhi is a rich man: Tejaswi Yadav

Rahul Gandhi is rich man's Tejaswi Yadav.


@toastingmaster the man tricked the driver.

@toastingtoaster Bhai ne driver ko fasa diya


shaan is like, the question shouldn't come to him.

shaan is like ..question kahin mujh par na aajaye :p


Retweet @helloanand : Brilliant answer by Dhoni when a media guy asked about his retirement - https://t.co/irgS0ieIex

RT @helloanand : Brilliant answer by Dhoni when a media guy asked about his retirement - https://t.co/irgS0ieIex


Okay, done! Usko bhi make up lagana, ok?


@barkhasbutt @ashutosh83B after coming to delhi, she got spoilt.

@barkhasbutt @ashutosh83B Delhi aakar bigad gayi hai


Shoaib Akhtar to @SrBachchan, when you played cricket in childhood, were you a batsman or a bowler? @msarosh #IndvsPak

Shoaib Akhtar to @SrBachchan , sir aap jawani mai cricket khele hai , to aap bowler the ya batsman @msarosh #IndvsPak


@LEDtvn now you have shown it to the world.

@LEDtvn adhi duniya ko to dikha chuki ho


you give me contribution, i will give you acknowledgement.

Tum mujhe varghani do, main tumhe paavti dunga.


this is fake news. shame on you media! how much has been given by USA to you?

this is fake news shame on you media usa how much given you money blady media.......


it is not the problem with that. it is the problem with show off.

usse dikkat nahi.. dikkat dikhawa ka hai


RT @The_Bapu7 : Virat Kohli Warming Up ! Whoaaaaaa first time it is feeling good after seeing him.

RT @The_Bapu7 : Virat Kohli Warming Up ! Whoaaaaaa Pehli Baar Accha Lag Raha Hai Use Dekhke Ã°Å¸Ëœâ€ºÃ°Å¸Ëœâ€šÃ°Å¸Ëœâ€š


it's 4 o'clock, but the party is still not over, mr. sallu.

4 baj gaye.....par party aabhi Baaki he....sallu bhai


have you ever followed someone for DP?
yes, followed
And has he/she disappointed you?
Yes
Me too!

Kya tumne kabhi kisi ko DP ke liye follow kiya?
 Kiyaaa
 Aur usne tumhe disappoint kiya?
 Kiyaaa..
 Mujhe bhi kiya


@PoojaMissra entire bihar is broken into pieces because of cm nitish. #FailedCMNitish

@PoojaMissra pure Bihar ke tukde kar diye hai nitish ne#FailedCMNitish


@friendlii_ghost okay sir. our days will also come.

@friendlii_ghost okay sir. hamare bhi din aayenge


yesterday also, water wasn't supplied! #Budget2016https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/704247260461150208Â â€¦

Kal bhi paani nahi aaya tha waise! #Budget2016https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/704247260461150208Â â€¦


@SharyAhmad19 . they are talking about silly things Ã°Å¸ËœÂ¡

@SharyAhmad19 . Fazool batein kr rahi hai Ã°Å¸ËœÂ¡


@HiighBeta
let's go together strolling. In my car..
You love @Insane_chorri

@HiighBeta
 Chal ghoomne mere saath.. In my car..
 Tera pyaar pyaar pyaar hukka baar @Insane_chorri


@Shockraborty Mummy, you always scold me:( son, you are the elder one in the family.

@Shockraborty Mummy aap hamesha mujhe hi daant lagati ho :( beta tum ghar ke bade ho na


@dan1shmemon brother, please read it carefully, what is written!

@dan1shmemon bhai theek se padh kya likha hai plz


#saynotocorruption #timetochange say no to dummies who don't have brains but act on the advice of others! #MakeInIndia

#saynotocorruption #timetochange say no to dummies jinke pass khud ka dimaag nahi dusro k kahne par chalte hai #MakeInIndia


true !! it is a good joke!  @rajabetasharad https://t.co/F6RCbgnkBm

true !! joke haiÃ°Å¸Ëœâ€šÃ°Å¸Ëœâ€šÃ°Å¸Ëœâ€š accha maazak hai @rajabetasharad https://t.co/F6RCbgnkBm


@iamsonisinghal the paste of corainder has less salt in it.

@iamsonisinghal dhaniye ki chatni me namak kam reh gaya


man, please teach me english. i don't understand anything!

bhai angreji batao na kuch.. kuch samaj ni aa raha


"no brother, this shouldn't happen, when we had come, that time also, you at on the window seat! #AUSvPAKpic.twitter.com/PpTsXLrl1b

"Na bhai na, aise thodi hota hai, ye aate time bhi window seat pe baitha tha" #AUSvPAKpic.twitter.com/PpTsXLrl1b


When Sagarika was born doctor said "congratulations and good wishes too"

When Sagarika was born doctor said "Mubarak ho aur Shubhkamnayen bhi"


"Open your mouth and ask for Rs.20", I love this line.

" munh khol ke 20 rupay mang liye ..."oh i love this line .


Khawaja Mere Khawaja chal wapas chale jaa #IndvsAus


don't you want to sleep?
you wan't to get up earl, right? sleep!

sona nahi hai tumko?
 Subah uthna hai na jaldi? Sleep


@kamaalrkhan sir, please send this tweet to him. seeing this level of english, he will commit suicide.

@kamaalrkhan sir ye tweet unko bhej do. Itni Hi-Fi English padh ke wo waise hi suicide kar lega.


Will you just like lifetime? Won't you retweet anytime?

Kya lifetime like hi karogi ? Kabhi RT nahi karogi ?


"brother, take it towards the goal."

 Autoguy: "it won't go that side" pic.twitter.com/S8MqgLf25i

"Bhaiya Goal ki taraf le lo"

 Autoguy: "Us taraf nahi jayega"pic.twitter.com/S8MqgLf25i


.@ashutosh83B should i consider this relationshipfinal?

.@ashutosh83B to phir rishta pakka samjhen?


RT @ruchikokcha : @Atheist_Krishna Isiliye ( sadly ) I am perhaps the only woman who gets a different feeling after seeing Kohli play.

RT @ruchikokcha : @Atheist_Krishna Isiliye ( sadly ) I am perhaps the only woman jisey Kohli ko khelta dekh bhai wali feeling aati hai .


you are really mad! what is done is done! start a goof and happy life1

tu such mein pagal ho gai hai......jo ho gya so ho gya babu....ek achhi and happy life start kar....


Gangaa ka dheeraj tu Himalay ka seena hai .. Sone chaandi se bhi keemti .. tera ye paseena hai ! Come back Maahiyaa #Dhoni


Thank God they didn't end up with "don't forget watching Ae Dil Hai Mushkil" in your nearest cinemas " #MadeByGoogle

Thank God they didn't end up with "Dekhna na bhooliye Ae Dil Hai Mushkil apni nasdeeki cinema gharon mein. #MadeByGoogle


till dhoni is there on field, i will be stuck there.

jab tak dhoni hai atleast main to chipka rahunga ..:)


@AapGhumaKeLeLo and @AndColorPockeThave a different level! No one can reach there! @Alllahdin

ye @AapGhumaKeLeLo aur @AndColorPockeT alag level hai bhai, wahan nahi pahonch sakta koi! @Alllahdin


@ek_samosa_dena don't drink when you are at work!

@ek_samosa_dena kaam par daaru mat piya kar!


@kkundra got the girl .. Martina here you go girl .. hahha shit #Roadies

@kkundra lol ladki mil gyi .. Martina here you go girl .. hahha shit #Roadies


"today i am very happy. for the first time i saw a Rs.100 note.. "

 #TweetLikeAPakistani

"Aaj mein bohot khush hu.. pehli baar sau ka note dikhaya bhaijaan ne.. "

 #TweetLikeAPakistani


I won't leave you alone, even though you send me to jail because of my love, shakes head like Dev Anand

TERA PEECHA NA MAIN CHHODINGA SONIYE, BHEJ DE CHAHE JAIL MEIN PYAR KE ISS KHEL MEIN *shakes head like Dev Anand*


A small farmer in Mahoba " #UttarPradesh : I am selling peas 6 Rs a kilo because of note ban! we will show them in the elections!

A small farmer in Mahoba " #UttarPradesh : matar 6 rs kilo bech raha hun #notebandi ke kaaran ! Ab chunaav me batayenge inko 0


nowadays, any teaser or trailer recorded on youtube is only possible because of #Jio.

Aaj kal Jitne Bhi teaser trailer #Youtube pr Record tod rhe hai Sb #Jio ki meharbaani hai


@Tweepshikha you are taking advantage of my kindness, don't make fun of it.

@Tweepshikha meri achhai ka toh fayda utha rahe ho tum, mazaak udaa kar.


@olacabs didn't tell me. this is pure injustice, mr.chikna

Mujhe @Olacabs ne nahi bataya! Ye sarasar na insaafi hai Chikna bhai


@KyaUkhaadLega hahaha. to eat food, make arrangement for plato.

@KyaUkhaadLega hahaha. Khana khaney ke liye Plato ka bandobast bhi kar lena.


@friendlii_ghost haha, everyone does it.


when i stand in front of the scooter, then father couldn;t see it..

main scooter ke aage khadi hoti thi ... to papa samne dekh nhi pate the .. hehehe


oh god! these movies are deteriorating the minds of children!

hey bhagwan ...yeh movies bachcho ka satyanash kar rahi hain ..:-o :o


@Lambar_Daar since morning, you are moving here and there @MAKKARROMA

@Lambar_Daar haha bhai subah se idhar udhar ho raha hu @MAKKARROMA


RT @coolfunnytshirt : i will break Arnab's teeth if someone asks for a resignation !!! http://t.co/OuPkhWLllf

RT @coolfunnytshirt : Maine daant tod dena hai Arnab ke agar aur kisi ka resignation maanga toh !!! http://t.co/OuPkhWLllf


@friendlii_ghost nothing man, everyone is just putting emojis.

@friendlii_ghost kuch nahi bhai, sab emo chep rahe hai


@akshaykanitkar Hahaha. what do i do?. its a point of laughing.

@akshaykanitkar HAHAHA. yaar kya karu. Hasne wali baat bhi hai


@KyaUkhaadLega I am Arvind Kejriwal, please pick up my call.

@KyaUkhaadLega Main Arvind Kejriwal HU, plz phone uthaiyega


maam is wrong in rejecting guddu ... he is very sharp in acting!

maam is wrong in rejecting guddu ... acting me to chhora ghana tez hai


@badrirag @ArvindKejriwal why are you feeling jealous if someone is claiming his/her PM degree?

@badrirag @ArvindKejriwal Tere ko kyun jal rahi hai agar koi apne PM ki degree demand kar raha hai ?


@razonater @QararaRasha Sindh is not a property of Pakistan. The philosophy is that you can inhabitate in Sindh anywhere.

@razonater @QararaRasha Sindh is not a property of Pakistan . The philosophy is that aap apna Sindh kahin bhi abaad kar sakte hen .


Every girl looks nice in the mall. #GuyFacts

Mall me saari ladkiyan achchi lagti hai #GuyFacts


For everything, she finds a wrong meaninig, sends these wrong smileys. From outer appearance, she looks very disciplined but from inside she is cunning!

har cheez ka galat matlab nikal kar ye, galat shalat smmileys bhejti hai. Bahar se sanskaari andar se dhuandhari.


#GuessTheSong
you stepped in the lake and the water turned rose.

#GuessTheSong
 Tu jo dariya mein utre saara paani gulaabi


it is one of the best gigs of garbage bin i have ever encountered .... simply awesome .....

it is one of the best gigs of grbg bin i hv evr encontrd .... smply owsm .....


great ak sir .. long live! ..we have to first ensure on evm machines because these people are filthy.

great ak sir .. aap zindabad ..we have to first ensure on evm machines because these people are filthy


it's wednesday !!you know what that means ....new episodes of the challenge: battle of the seasons &amp


@huh_watnow darling tumhara kuch ni ho sakta


man, you forgot who taught us social science. if he/she sees, then we will be beaten up!

bhai aap bhul gye kya hume social science kisne padhai h , unhone dekha to pitaayi ho jayegi .:(


@shubhansh1504 when there is no excuse, they say 'server is down'.

@shubhansh1504 jab koi bahana nahi hota to bolte hai 'server down hai'


do diwali shopping from that shop where some poor can celebrate diwali better. #deepavali

Diwali Shopping wahan se karo jahan kisi gareeb ki Diwali achi hojaye #Diwali #deepavali


is there any scene is 'Bajrangi bhaijjan' which is memorable?

Bajrangi bhaijaan mein koi aisa scene jo yadgaar ho????


@Anoushey_a pakistan is out, winning against australia and new zealand is impossible.

@Anoushey_a pak out ho chuka hai aus r kiwi se jeetna namomkin


yes, I didn't see. do you have the link?


@vikaspgoel @c_aashish don't get into the retweet business. for validation good words are enough!

@vikaspgoel @c_aashish RT ki mohmaaya main na padein. Validation ke liye do ache shabd hi kaafi hain.


giving a befitting reply to the people who make a fool out of others!

logo ko ullu banane wale ko solid reply .


if your "Pritam Pyara" has come, then can we go to sleep?

"Tumhara Pritam Pyaare aagaya ho toh hum sone chale jaaye?"


@scratchysingh I am a disciplined and honest boy.

@scratchysingh main ek nek aur shareef bachha hu


@himanshujainon @DrGarekar @ashvasant Oh man! his wife denied him. He is innocent otherwise like # krishna , poor student of #JNU

@himanshujainon @DrGarekar @ashvasant are bhai uski biwi ne mana kia tha . He is innocent otherwise like # kanhaiya , poor student of #JNU


thank you brother... the best gift i have got on my birthday...

Shukriya Bhaijaaaaan... Mere bday pe aj tak mila huva Sabse pyara tohfa.... Bajrangi Bhaijaaaaan....


@Dishasatra LOL @PJ_CRACKER @ROFLaaLa Lala, make me your sister, please!

@Dishasatra LOL @PJ_CRACKER @ROFLaaLa Lala mujhe bhi apni behen bana le please


the male youth of nation has awakened. what about the female youth?

Desh ka yuva jaag chuka hai, yuvika ka kya?


0 @BDUTT Mam is looking frustrated after #TripleTalaq judgement! This is the correct time to send her the link of blue whale game!

0 @BDUTT Mam kaafi frustration me lag rahi hain #TripleTalaq judgement ke baad ! Yahi mauka hain inko koi link bhejo re Blue whale game ki!


Election commission should keep an eye on @BJP4India.Seeing gujarat getting out ogf their control, they are remembering about #GST

Election commission ko bhi @BJP4India par najar rakhni chahiye. Gujarat Haath se jaata Dekh ab #GST yaad aa gaya inhe


what happened was wrong, let us pay homage!

Bahot hi galat huwa ya, shraddhanjali arpit karte hai :'(


RT @SRKswarrior1 : Dhoni got out after playing 59 balls! good ! he made 29 runs in 59 balls. if he would have played 106 balls, then  he would have made 16 runs.

RT @SRKswarrior1 : Arre yaar Dhoni 59 ball mein out hogaya Akkian - accha hua ! 59 ball mein 29 run banaayeAgar 106 ball khelta to sirf 16-Ã¢â‚¬Â¦


@indiantweeter only that happens that is acceptable to god.

@indiantweeter wahi hota hai jo manzoor-e-khuda hota hai.


@iamGunjanGrunge MaPoSe murder can be forgiven.. but not drunk driving

@iamGunjanGrunge MaPoSe murder maaf kar sakta hai.. Drunk driving nahi


@Tweepshikha so i also thought that your face might be there somewhere :-/

@Tweepshikha toh mujhe laga tumhari bhi shakal hogi usmein kahin :-/


my story was totally opposite .. Even after refusing to give money, my father used to give me always.

my story ws totally opposite ... maa mana karti thi n papa paise dete thhe ... alwez ... :)


@Alllahdin i will explain you everything, sometimes this happens in love..

@Alllahdin sab samajta hu main, pyar mein kabhi kabhi aisa ho jata hai


he has so many coins in his wallet https://twitter.com/firstpost/status/603429262750691329Â â€¦

Itne to bhai wallet me chillar lekar chalte haihttps://twitter.com/firstpost/status/603429262750691329Â â€¦


@peachypiscean you assurances are like Kejriwal, always disappointing.

@peachypiscean tumhare aashwasan Kejriwal jaise hote hai, hamesha disappointing </3 :'(


RT @khanakram421 : She : i wan't a silver coloured dress. Shopkeeper : so you want a silver coloured salwar??

RT @khanakram421 : She : Bhaiyya mujhe Chandi colour ka dress chahiyeShopkeeper : Accha to tumhe Silver kameez chahiye ?


you will reap as you sow. He cheated dada ..

jo jaisa dusro k sath krta h uske sath aisa hi hota h ..he cheated dada ...


Modi has banned notes #Notebandi. But when will he find a girl for #foreveralone engineers? are these the good days?

Modi ne #Notebandi toh kar di " par hamaare jaise #foreveralone engineers ke liye bandi kab dhund dega 0 Kya yahi hai acche din?


man, what are you saying? https://twitter.com/iNeelSoni/status/654200935128895488Â â€¦

Bhai kya bol raha hai https://twitter.com/iNeelSoni/status/654200935128895488Â â€¦


from morning, i have neither got a favourite nor a half mention.

Subah se na koi favorite mila hai, na mila hai aadha mention.


if you wan't to win the workcup, then can sehwag and yuvraj in the team.

agar woldcup jitna h na to ..sehwag aur yuvi ko bulale team me


@BDUTT @AmanKayamHai Grow up Bharkha ... It's too much now. in india, there is shaktiman who is in problem even today... go there and come!

@BDUTT @AmanKayamHai Grow up Bharkha ... It's too much now . Bharat mai kahi shaktiman hai joo aaj bhi problem mai hai ... Whaha Jaa kar aao


@balliawalebaba hahaha.. now that you have come, do some work.

@balliawalebaba hahaha.. Ab aaye ho to kuch kaam bhi karlo


@DefucktiveHumor do we need a visa to go to pakistan? don't be mad.

@DefucktiveHumor pakistan jane ke liye bhi visa chahiye kya? Paagal mat ban


grow your beard and hide your ugly face! #JaagoGrahak

Daadhi badhao gandi shakal chupao.
 #JaagoGrahak


Sonia Gandhi didn't know that 90% evolution of the brain happens in 5 years.

Sonia Gandhi ko pata nahi tha ki 90% dimag ka vikas 5 saal tak ho jaata hai.


#GST is The new Duckworth Lewis method., which no one has understood till date.

#GST is The new Duckworth Lewis method. Jo Aaj Tak Kisi ko samjh nhi aaya


@vakeel_saheba don't watch porn too much.

@vakeel_saheba Porn mat dekha karo zyada


@GhantaGuy are you in auto since 9 hours??


#TripleTalaq sir, you stole everything. triple talaq, ram mandir, vikas appeasement, leave something for the opposition!

#TripleTalaq sirji aap ne to sab chura liya. triple "talaq ram "mandir "vikas appeasement opposition ko kucchh chhodo


sir, can't wait fr #Bajrangi_bhaijaan <3


@tweeting_pal now tell whose.. we will think the entire night @Insane_chorri @HathwalaThakur @MeetUunngLee

@tweeting_pal ab bata bhi de kiska.. raat bhar sochte rahenge @Insane_chorri @HathwalaThakur @MeetUunngLee


Toh chaabi kisne lagayi? Aur khoyi kisne?


if you put your feet in shit, then you will have to wash. if you fall in love, then you will have to cry. #lrshaad

Ghu mein pair rakhoge toh dhona padega, pyaar mein padoge toh rona padega. #Irshaad


G1 to G2: your and my love is immortal.
Amar: i like both of you.

G1 to G2: Tera mera pyar amar.
 Amar: Mujhe tum dono pasand ho.


He cries and cries and cries because you want let him do it ? Did you say you were seeing a \ " guy\ " ? ;)

He cries and cries and cries becoz u wnt let him do it ? Did you say you were seeing a \ " guy\ " ? ;)


@Vyomnaut ohh.. this is a hidden matter. how did you get to know?

@Vyomnaut ohh.. Ye to andar ki baat hai.. Tumhe kaha se pata lagi ?


wives dishonour in front of everyone https://twitter.com/anjanabhartia/status/887558772826152960Â â€¦

Sabke saamne naak toh katwa hi deti hai biwiyahttps://twitter.com/anjanabhartia/status/887558772826152960Â â€¦


means which days do we have to come - 28 or 29?

matlab 28 or 29 me se kis din aana hai..


excellent !! guddu has started making too many gags ....:)

kya baat hai !!guddu phir se dher sare gags banane laga ....:)


shubham teotia ..his scores will be added in the end ..lol :)

shubham teotia ..iske number final me judenge ..lol :)


now you cannot do any sting operation and make the government feel ashmed. you wll be killed #RightToPrivacy

Chalo ab koi sting operation karke kisi sarkar ko nanga nahi kar sakti ... maare jaoge #RightToPrivacy


@justicearnab now i am being told bad words :/

@justicearnab mujhe to ab se gaaliya padne lagi hai :/


is there cash in ATM? https://twitter.com/CopyWalaTweet/status/803470605039255552Â â€¦

ATM me cash aane ka ?https://twitter.com/CopyWalaTweet/status/803470605039255552Â â€¦


@Beingakashss thanks man, i had waited for your tweet.

@Beingakashss thanks bhai Tere Tweet Ka Wait Tha Mujhe


we will hit you by throwing a pig, all ideas of radicalism will be washed out .https://twitter.com/defencepk/status/867363923770523649Â â€¦

Yahan se ek suwar phenk kar maarenge, saara radicalism uttar jayega.https://twitter.com/defencepk/status/867363923770523649Â â€¦


before reading all this, why didn't my eyes come off?https://twitter.com/meDigitalGanesh/status/868125471636164610Â â€¦

Ye sab padhne se pehle meri aankhein kyun nahi phoot gayihttps://twitter.com/meDigitalGanesh/status/868125471636164610Â â€¦


#RailBudget2015 #PrabhuKiRail " better late than never" This budget is a revolution in Modern Indian Railways .

#RailBudget2015 #PrabhuKiRail " Prabhu der aaye par durust aaye " This budget is a revolution in Modern Indian Railways .


@hindiplz @insane_chorri hearing about allahabad, i remembered that we had stayed in allahpur/alopibagh for one year.

@hindiplz @insane_chorri Allahabad se yaad aaya hum Allahpur/Alopibagh mein poora ek saal rahe the :)


@HITKPKD #LalHITMovies to rescue yourself from me, you will have to go to moon... and i have heard that is a very lonely place..

@HITKPKD #LalHITMovies Mujse bachne ke liye tumhe moon jaana padega... aur suna hai wo bahut loon place hai


I am going to the swimming pool continuously since the last 30 days. and these girls haven't given me a holiday. i will have to stop this form tomorrow.

30 din se continuously swimming pool ja raha hoon. Aur in ladkiyon ne ek bhi din chhutti nahi ki. Kal se band karna padega.


I'm also against arrest of Tanmay Bhat, they should be released after some minor punishment.

I'm also against arrest of Tanmay Bhat, kaan pakad ke utthak-baithak karwa kar chhod dena chahiye.


Even the dog has a luck factor. https://twitter.com/iKunaal/status/699562516662214657Â â€¦

Kuttey ki to kismat haihttps://twitter.com/iKunaal/status/699562516662214657Â â€¦


"i am amitabh bachchan from kaun banega crorepati"

 SBI Employee: now its time to close the bank. call tomorrow.

"Mein Kaun Banega Crorepati se Amitabh Bachchan bol raha hu.."

 SBI Employee: Ab to bank band hone ka time ho gaya. Kal phone karna..


@akshaykanitkar keep drumming !! @witchybitchygal

@akshaykanitkar Bajate Raho !! @witchybitchygal


#WorldNoTobaccoDay on this note, let's drink a cigarette.

#WorldNoTobaccoDay issi baat par ek cigarette sulgao.


"brother, please bring one malai chicken kofta" #DrunkDialogue

"Bhaiya ek Malai chicken kofta lana" #DrunkDialogue


don't show me eyes assuming that i am a small child. arya stark @AndColorPockeT

Chota bachcha samajh ke humko na aankh dikhaana re.. - Arya Stark @AndColorPockeT


@lack_a_daisy @Being_Humor brother, one point minus to you

@lack_a_daisy @Being_Humor bhai minus one point tujhe


from "freedom is my bride" to "my work is my valentine"

From "azaadi hi meri Dulhan hai" to "Mera toh kaam hi mera valentine hai"


@MeetUunngLee all networks are like that, man.

@MeetUunngLee sab networks aise hi hai bhai


its Ch 97 99:34 you told wrong.. now you are gone..  @friendlii_ghost

its Ch 97 99:34 tune galat bola.. ab to tu gaya @friendlii_ghost


.@sonakshisinha the girl has given a witty piece of advice. pic.twitter.com/czDwKdvDaS

.@sonakshisinha ladkdi ne dimaag wali baat kahi haipic.twitter.com/czDwKdvDaS


long live india !!  http://markmanson.net/a-dust-over-indiaÂ â€¦

Bharat mata ki jaihttp://markmanson.net/a-dust-over-indiaÂ â€¦


when will chotta bheem new movie come? can't wait.

chota bheem new movie kab aayegi sir? can't wait


@Lala_The_Don te good time of bihar has began #GoodByeNitishKumar

@Lala_The_Don abb Bihar mein achha waqt shuru #GoodByeNitishKumar


@KyaUkhaadLega @zoomphatak why man? what question do you want to ask?

@KyaUkhaadLega @zoomphatak kyu bhai? Kya sawaal puchna hai?


yesterday mr modi brought rs. 4.5 lakh crore from Dubai. today he gave rs. 1.25 lak crore to bihar. now he has rs. 3.25 lakh crore left.

Kal Modi ji Dubai se 4.5 lakh crore le kar aaye.. Aaj Bihar ko 1.25 de diya.. Ab bache 3.25 lakh crore


the team which has these 4, why are those remaining 7 players given in bonus to them? #RCBvDD

Jis team ke paas aise top 4 ho, use baki ke 7 players bonus me kyu diye jaate hain! #RCBvDD


@GavriE01 hum yahan mazak karne aaye hain kya


Relationship Status: everthing is dependent on hope.

Relationship Status: Ummeed par boner kaayam hai.


stop it @awk_doc ji.. i ran down to tears.

Bas karo @awk_doc ji.. Aankhon me aansu aa gaye


@Riskiest_Poison sometimes i get frustrated.

@Riskiest_Poison KABHI KABHI FRUSTRATE HO JATA HU


@Fabled_Me don't defame me like that @runjhunmehrotra

@Fabled_Me aise badnam mat kar @runjhunmehrotra


@huh_watnow koi bhi bhej do color screen wala


my father sweetly calls your mother like this. https://twitter.com/e29ad41b95b341d/status/697799527986655234Â â€¦

Mere paapa tumhare mummy ko aisa pyar se bulaate hai. https://twitter.com/e29ad41b95b341d/status/697799527986655234Â â€¦


do you want a uber? it will come in 2 minutes

yes, i want.

call it yourself using the app.

Uber chahiye? 2 minute main a jayegi.

 Haan chahiye

 Khud bula lo app khol ke lol


@iamGunjanGrunge we are all together and you all are are frightened@witchybitchygal

@iamGunjanGrunge hum sab mile hue hai aur tum hile hue ho @witchybitchygal


the law did their work, that's why the terrorist killed the daughter. .https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/607822591085051904Â â€¦

Kanoon ne apna kaam kiya tabhi to teri terrorist beti ko maara.https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/607822591085051904Â â€¦


when i teach a basketball in my own school , we are going to spend the 1st day watching larry bird videos and the rest will take care of itself .

when i teach a basketball in my own school ,we're gonna spend the 1st day watching larry bird videos ,& the rest will take care of itself .


@nawab_lucknow i feel pity on their condition..Pathetic#NitishKaNakliVikas

@nawab_lucknow daya aati hai inki condition pe mujhe..Pathetic#NitishKaNakliVikas


@ImranKhanPTI i am talking abut #trump and you being a minister are crying over JIT.

@ImranKhanPTI #trump Ki bat kar raha hy or yah minister ho kr JIT ka rona ro raha hy


we aren't sure "so what do we say about kautilya? #GST #IndiaToday #TheHinduExplains

Hum khud sure nahi hai "toh Kautilya ke baarein main kya kahe #GST #IndiaToday #TheHinduExplains


@Arunapk57 @JustLikeMikee yes, but not for the remaining 90% of the people. :-P

@Arunapk57 @JustLikeMikee bilkul, magar baaki 90% logon ke liye nahi :-P


seems like rahul gandhi is supporting zimbabwe . #WhereIsRahulGandhi #WhereIsRahul

Lag rha hai aaj Rahul Gandhi Zimbabwe ka Support kr rhe the . #WhereIsRahulGandhi #WhereIsRahul


@narendramodi its too much " we hear everything you say, now you hear us" now eat bullet agaist a bullet #MannKiBaat

@narendramodi ji ab bhot hogya " ham aapki har baat maan rhe h aap bhi hamari ek baat manlo " ab bullet ki jagah bullet hi khilao 0 #MannKiBaat


@_fragrantica_ sarhadei is for humans .. think you and me .. what have we gained after being humans ..

@_fragrantica_ sarhadei'n insaano ke liye hain .. Socho tumne aur maine .. Kya paaya insaan hoke ..


"woah, what a hashtag" #GoonsOfNitishKumarpic.twitter.com/PrGQJpnyFC

"Waah kya hashtag hai" #GoonsOfNitishKumarpic.twitter.com/PrGQJpnyFC


@Khushi_Ranbir But definitely use ' Khushi '...... it sound nice :-)

@Khushi_Ranbir But ' Khushi ' zaroor use karna ...... accha sound karta hai :-)


cc @OfficeOfRG sir the girl is kashmiri brahmin by religion. one arrow and two preys https://twitter.com/NotMits/status/756488849027657729Â â€¦

cc @OfficeOfRG sir ladki kashmiri bramhin hai.. ek teer do shikaarhttps://twitter.com/NotMits/status/756488849027657729Â â€¦


@insane_chorri Adeeba... what have you done.. @narendramodi

@insane_chorri Adeeba... ye tune kya kiya.. @narendramodi


"i can eat the vegetables from gadkari's garden in your love"#SanghiEmo

"Mein tumhare pyaar me Gadkari ji ke garden ki sabjiya kha sakta hu"#SanghiEmo


@SarcaismAayegi out of bihar
 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

@SarcaismAayegi Bihar mein bahaar
 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


@WatDaDuck_ bhai from the time she has left.. i am not able to drink beer.

@WatDaDuck_ bhai jab se wo chhod ke gayee hai.. Tab se daru chhad hi nahi rahi


RT @ayooshgupta : @SanjayAzadSln @AamAadmiParty haha odd even has made peopl's lives miserable.. and peple of delhi got good freedom.

RT @ayooshgupta : @SanjayAzadSln @AamAadmiParty HAHAHA ..... ODD_EVEN NE TO JANTA KI HI LELI .. & SWARAJ BHI ACCHA MILA DILLI VALO KAO ...


happy mahashivratri <3 hail god bholenath <3<3 hail ma parvati <3 http://t.co/xMhhsKrpBV #Hindus #Hinduism http://t.co/iNe3qJVdtL

HAPPY MAHASHIVRATRI <3 JAI BHOLENATH <3<3 JAI MAA PARVATI <3 http://t.co/xMhhsKrpBV #Hindus #Hinduism http://t.co/iNe3qJVdtL


Watching again #PCkumar at @abpnewstv @dibang today also its superhit. #PCkumar

Watching again #PCkumar at @abpnewstv @dibang Aaj bhi superhit hai #PCkumar


@imcomplicated__ you are so far, but close to the heart.

@imcomplicated__ tum itne durr ho phir bhi dil ke paas ho.


@Sharanyashetiya looks bad when mekka gets clothes from medina or vatican .. how long will ram lalla stay in the tent house. till when

@Sharanyashettyy Bura lagta hai jab Mecca Madina/Vatican se compare hota hai.. Kab tak tent house me rahenge Ram Lalla ?? AAKHIR KABTAK ??


cartoonist ne google se nikala hai prestige ka meaning(google prestige meaning and see for yourself)


once again .. you give me the number of the girl with that add i doubt @she is also using #jio

Once again .. tum mujhe wo add wali ladki ka number do " mujhe shaq@hai wo bhi #jio use kar rhi


is this also a movie? https://twitter.com/minimathur/status/801025520070774785 …

Iski bhi philum aa ri kya ?https://twitter.com/minimathur/status/801025520070774785 …


Gori teri aankhein kahein, raat bhar peeti rahi


@Atheist_krishna hehee .. brother kidding .. looks cool

@Atheist_Krishna hehee.. Bhai kidding.. Mast lag raha hai


@Atheist_krishna i have come out of my phone camera, this is behind rajasthan

@Atheist_Krishna maine mere phone camera se nikala hai ye pic, Rajasthan :)


aamir khan and juhi chawla fell in love with qayamat se qayamat .what happened both were not killed.

Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak me Aamir Khan aur Juhi Chawla ko pyaar hua tha.. Kya hua ?? Maare gaye na dono..pic.twitter.com/6KRmETQ74L


@Jnsbmi how will nitish ji's food be shaved without abusing modi #GoodByeNitishKumar

@jnsbmi Modi ko gaali diye bina Nitish ji ka khana kaise hazam hoga unka #GoodByeNitishKumar


@Swaggarbano, my wounds had to be salty, and i would have applied it with my lips, it has to be less in any way. #irshad

@SwaggerBanno mere zakhmon par namkeen hona hi tha toh hothon se laga lete, waise bhi chakna kam pad raha hai. #Irshaad


@CoupSteer 3 saal ka anter accha swasth maa majbut baccha


salman you are being human love you baby .i love you and nothing .love you

Salman you r being human love you bby..... mujhe tumara pyar chiya or kuch nhi... love you??????


@Sanjayamanjrekar brother you  have spoken same thing on 25 places

@sanjaymanjrekar bhai 25 jagah bol chuke ho same baat


son-in-law also is not respected. intolerance is rising. #indvspak

Damaad ki bhi izzat nahi ki. Intolerance is rising. #IndvsPak


@Gurmeetramrahim good morning father. great sadguru I need you blessings #BlessingsOfMSG

@Gurmeetramrahim Good morning pitaji . Dhan Dhan Satguru Tera hi Aasra Need #BlessingsOfMSG


@Narendramodi #TripleTalaq  sir, now make some tough laws against dowry  please address this problem.

@narendramodi #TripleTalaq ke "baad "sir ab dahej ke against kuch kade kanoon "banaiye pls address this problem.


is there any benefit to them from seeing all this ????

Koi fayda hai inko ye sab dikhane se????


modi ji should always keep the name of our india. jai bharat mata jai hind ..

Modi ji hamara hindustan ka naam saada ucha rakhna.jai bharat mata jai hind..


@Footloose_Free @jasmiine_01 this word cup is incomplete without sachin  #missyousachin

@Footloose_Free @jasmiine_01 Sachin ke bina yeh world cup adhoora hai ! :| #missYouSachin


now who will make it possible from impossible @msdhoni #dhoni #retirement #cricket

Ab Kaun Karega Anhoni Ko Honi ? @msdhoni #dhoni #retirement #cricket


@Gauribi come  how shy now, steal the heart slowly

@Gauribee aaja aaja ab kaisaa sharmaana, dheere dheere se dil ko churana


is deja vu. mark was here… even last year.

Deja Vu hai. Mark idhar thaa... Pichle saal bhi.


@BolshoyBooze sir grabs a plate of kazal pakode.

@BolshoyBooze Sir ek plate kajal pakode dena.


the story of moive is good and you are also good.

film ka story mast he aur aap bhi mast ho............


brother… this is not your original voice..


share this it is new in the market pic.twitter.com/MCDOsNu3Sr

Share karo market mein naya aaya hai pic.twitter.com/MCDOsNu3Sr


@LosingMotions, go with everyone .. just don't watch the film with us @AnushkaSharma

@LosingMotion Sabke saath chali jao.. bas hamare hi saath mat jaan philum dekhne @AnushkaSharma


@vinaylohia82 @SonyTV today will happen  #KarnKaAagaman
#SuryaPutraKarn
fantastic show from #SonyTV
#KarnRisesTonight

@vinaylohia82 @SonyTV Aaj Hoga #Karn Ka Aagaman
#SuryaPutraKarn
Adbudh Show from #SonyTV
#KarnRisesTonight


@Mepurplelicious and one lover injured: p

@MePurplelicious aur ek majnoo ghayal :p


kaun bole parents ko nahi hai interest unke bete mein :d :d toh bekar mein kyun dekho usse


@Twitting_Pal means anything can come out, i did not say that at all

@tweeting_pal matlab koi kuch bhi nikal sakta hai, maine toh woh bilkul nahi kaha


god give such a girlfriend to everyone. but start with me

bhagwan aisi girlfriend sabi ko de  .  .  par start mujhse kare :p


@ sk00monu don. 1 is the best: if she was coming then what was the matter

@sk00monu Don No. 1 to best hai :P wo aa rahi hoti to baat hi kya thi


this is not a character you will find in every school and college. this aaiyena character gives intelligence in everything:

ye aaiyena naaa wala character you will find in every school and college  .  har cheej me hoshiyari deta hai ye character :@ :@ :p


brother you try facebook on odd day and try linkedin on even day LinkedIn https://twitter.com/Atheist_Krishna/status/682869864243974144 …

Bhai tu odd day pe Facebook kiya kar aur even par LinkedIn https://twitter.com/Atheist_Krishna/status/682869864243974144 …


i have stopped abusing here, otherwise i would have given a big one, there is a chance and a lot of tricks too

gaali dena kam kar diya hai maine yahan, warna ek badi wali zaroor deta, mauka bhi hai aur dastoor bhi, chutiye bhare hai


nice work brothers, we all have rowdy in ourself http: //t.co/k2fudsar 0jj

Nice work brother , Hum sab me Gabbar hai !! ;) https://t.co/k2uvDXr0JJ


hi @Bomnirani sir, you said that you want to send autographs, so please send them.

Hi @bomanirani sir Apne kaha tha remind kradana Autograph send karna hai so please send kardo .


ohhoochooo .. i have to stay till the end of this year to come to this level:

ohohoohooo.. is level pe aane ke liye is saal ke end tak rukna hoga mujhe :P


@ a_samosa_dena are you ok will you make me cry

@ek_samosa_dena Tu theek hai na? Rulayega kya?


@LoKarloUnfollow you will get the answer to the answer.

@LoKarloUnfollow karara jawaab milega.. karara jawaab milega..


ye ek baar hi bolo kafi hai  @isaifpatel


all excused that pakistan will be defeated ... is this a new thing ...  #IndvsPak

Sbi exited h k pakistan harega ... aree ye koi nai baat h kya ... #IndvsPak


@IdrisGandhi @Ravishanadattva @andattva @Bjp4Dindia @RSSorg i think they forgot to show song of roja movie "bharat humko jaan se pyar hai"

@IdrisGandhi @ravishndtv @ndtv @BJP4India @RSSorg i think tjey forgot to show song of Roja movie " Bharat Hamko Jan se Pyara hai "


@ jhansanjay be silent ....pic.twitter.com/Jhf4egi9uo

.@JhaSanjay chup ho jaa....pic.twitter.com/Jhf4egi9uo


rt @2806anu: @ pushparaj challenge: cab you write worse than it

RT @2806anu : @puspraj Challenge : Isse bura likh ke bataao


so if you think relationships are just about spending money. i am glad you don't have any girlfriend

So if you think relationships are just about spending money .,.,.. i am glad you don't have any Girlfriend .,., :P


once, even let guddu walk. . or are not reaching the pairs here

ek baar toh guddu ko bhi chalaney detey .  .  ya idhar bhi pair nahi pahunch rahe ?  :p


raj thackeray: pay rs.5 crores karan johar: sometimes he fights with us, sometimes he quarrels, no one comes near him, this boy is crazy.

Raj Thackeray: Pay Rs.5 crores

Karan Johar:  Kabhi ye humse ladta hai kabhi jhagadta hai, koi paas iske na aana, ye ladka hai deewana.


where are you. brother ...please reply must only once.

where r uu...bhaiii ...plzz one rplyy mustt onlyy onee:-(


Yaar change surname and keep it as choonawala .https://twitter.com/tehseenp/status/894906260943810560

Yaar surname badal kar Choonawala rakh le.https://twitter.com/tehseenp/status/894906260943810560 …


salman brother congrats and blessings to bajrangi bhaijaan.

Salman bhai jai ho. Blessings to bajrangi bhaijann. ....


@vakeel_saheba i don't drink alcohol on sundays

@vakeel_saheba saraab nahi peeta main raviwar ko


ishq wala listening to ishq wala love  from  student of the year the dj suketu lounge mix

IshQ waLa || ~ ^ÅÃ¸VÄ›^ ~ || â€” listening to Ishq Wala Love ( From " Student of the Year " ) The DJ Suketu Lounge Mix


my exroomie and whenever i check him on phone now . i remember  raj ,  you would have heard my name ( yes https://t.co/xsqzqk8xdk https://t.co/r0ltcnqxkd

My ExRoomie & whenever I chk him on phone now . I remember " Raj , naam to suna hi hoga " ( Yes https://t.co/xsQZqk8xDk https://t.co/R0lTcnQXKd


@GaurangBhardwa1 i am alive that is enough.

@GaurangBhardwa1  zinda hu yaar kaafi hai


we have the ability to buy fruits, we order food with jomato for 400 rupees, delivery boy with rupees 20. i give it to the poor

Hamare paas fruits khareedne ki haisiyat hai, Zomato se khana order karte hai hum Rs.400 ki, delivery boy ko Rs.20.
Ye main gareeb ko de du


chicago: go see @someUSER #lovesgotaholdonme #sat october 27th 7p at the #haroldwashingonculcntr 47th &amp


if you don't believe then you can read it from wikipedia #confusionkaend #srkdonates1crtochennai #isupportdelhioddeven https://t.co/eegdts4kf8

Believe na ho to wikipedia me Awards section padh le #ConfusionKaEnd #SRKDonates1crToChennai #ISupportDelhiOddEven https://t.co/eegdts4Kf8


hi, i am writer. there has been no water at home since a week, and i am walking around with grandpa's bag, someone buys me a vada pav .

Hi, I am a writer.
Hafte bhar se ghar par paani nahi aaya hai, aur dadaji ka jhola lekar ghum raha hu, koi vada paav khila do.


misbah to butler: feed me some good food, we lost
Shoaib Akhter: you just eat  mercy,you deserve that  #AUSvPAK

Misbah to Butler: Kuch acha sa khila do yaar, haar gaye! :(
Shoaib Akhter: Tu Rehem Kha, Rehem. Usi ke layak hai #AUSvPAK


@twinitisha shahrukh ki movies kabhi achi hoti hai?


dollar gains on euro amid greek woes: new york - the euro sagged against the dollar on thursday as the revised g . . . http/url

dollar gains on euro amid greek woes: new york - the euro sagged against the dollar on thursday as the revised g .  .  .  http/URL


the girl should be fair even if the boy's face is like coal.

Ladki gori honi chahiye chahe ladke ki shakal koyle jaisi ho.
Assholes.


2nd xi v @someUSER away 12 . 45pm .  let's hope the forecast's wrong !

today: sefton v @someUSER home 12noon - including president's day


@aliaa08 @zmilap dirty girl. you are not even 18 yet

@aliaa08 @zmilap gandi ladki. Abhi to tum 18 ki bhi nahi hui thik se !


#IndvsPak has been continuously breaking the tv for 6 year #WC

#IndvsPak Lagatar 6 #WC se TV todte aa rahe h hahahaha ....


brother you are marathi .. you go and see sairat

Bhai tu marathi hai.. tu jaake sairat dekh


in my college,i have class brother at 4 o'clock

4 baje meri college mein class hai bhai jaaan :(


let the good times roll  tomorrow is mardis gras at st . philip's , with the bob deangelis dixieland band and gumbo lunch  join us at 10:30

let the good times roll !  tomorrow is mardis gras at st .  philip's ,  with the bob deangelis dixieland band and gumbo lunch .  join us at 10:30 !


we have brought the kayak out of the storm - modi  we will take you back into the storm - enemy #biharkajaychandshatrughan

"Hum Laye Hain Toofan Se Kashti Nikal Ke" - Modi
"Hum to wapas toofan me le jaenge" - Shatru
#BiharKaJaichandShatrughan


#341 : best part of the placement orientation was that hot matki chick . really want to hook up with her . suggest a way .

#341 : Best part of the placement orientation was that hot Matki Chick . Really wanna hook up with her . Suggest a way .


tell them hindi is fine. this is how guddu's english will get worse

inhe kaho hindi hi theek hai .  .  aise to guddu ki english aur bigad jayegi :d


there was a hint in the eyes, there was support for sitting again on fir

Aankhon hi aankhon mein ishaara hogaya, baithe baithe FIR ka sahara hogaya?


@Jhunjhunwala i'm not a car that is why do not push me like anything @indiantweeter

@jhunjhunwala Main be-Car nahi hoon aise hi mat Thoko kuch bhi @indiantweeter


@sunny_congress #are waah. remember my nation . supperb you are a great man.

@sunny_congress #are waah !! ..... dharti maa ka yaad ... supperb tu sawa sher h


trust you .. brother you can't do any wrong thing .

Apake upar bharosa hai.. ..bhai! Aap koi galat kam nahi kar sakte.. .. !


@owl_baba brother  it would be i6   @kitAnurag


tiger goat tea is this. add with chaos ginger basil. good taste

wagh bakri chai is though. Add with chaayos Adrak Tulsi. Good taste.


when we are free we do not get good contest


@PushprajZala no, do it by thinking. never voted in the election

@PushprajZala NO, SOCH SAMJH KE KIYA KAR. KABHI VOTE NAHI KIYA ELECTION ME?


@Locardi_rat lol  felt bad  sorry ok you should worry about the table and chair, it will be useful if you get adakki

@LoKarDi_RT LOL! bura laga? Sorry ok?
But table aur chair ki fikrr karni chahiye, adkki mil jaaye toh kaam aayega!


@tweetingsourav bete jis tarah susu ka koi time nahi hota.. Waise hi sly ka koi time nahi hota


@GappistanRadio manwhile faridabadi, this is my daily routine, today i will go with jogging.

@gappistanradio Meanwhile Faridabadi , ah ! Daily ka routine h , aaj jogging karte hue jaunga .


@Sharanyashettyy anything will be fine @sunandavashisht @ask0704

@Sharanyashettyy kuch bhi chalega @sunandavashisht @ask0704


damn . i thought i was the only one who did this

damn .  i thought i was the onlu one who did this :)


#sargishaalastrikas whole world knows the power that there is an outcry in the group of traitor to the country and enemies are afraid of hiding his face.

#surgicalstrikes Duniyan ne loha mana hai .. gadaro aur deshdrohio ki tolly me hahakar hai . Aur dusman muh chipa kar dar se saham gaya hai .


i want to tweet for money and i want to collect money for my wedding.

Mujhe paid tweet karne hai, shaadi ke paise ikatthe karne hai.


aww my daddy is best too .i love my paa .

aww my daddy is best too  .  .  i love my paa  .  .  :)


rat @usha_kokhar: for pakistan there is a no change in venue just changed menu . received defeat #IndvsPak

RT @usha_khokhar : Pakistan ke liye Venue Change hua Menu nahi .. Mili haar hi #IndvsPak


namo - i have a government, a pin striped suit, india's development plans. what do you have raag: i have a holiday #WhereIsRahul

NaMo-mere paas sarkar hai , pin stripe suit hai , india ke development ke plans hai . Tere paas kya hai ? RaGa : mere paas holiday hai #WhereIsRahul


playing @someUSER all day to prepare for tomorrow's concert at fort canning. go , baby , go

playing @someUSER all day to prep for tomorrow's concert at fort canning .  go ,  baby ,  go go !


come on it happens, do not stop the boys like this. okay

Chalo koi na hota hai, ladkon ko aise aage ruka kar mat rakhna. Ok?


guddu is coming after a month. . did nothing for the world cup. . . . . . unworthy . . .

guddu ek mahine baad aa rha hai .  . world cup ke liye kuch nahi kiya .  .  .  .  .  . nalayak .  .  .


@ insane_chorri just having fun tears of joy are coming.

@Insane_chorri bas maja ma. Khushi ke aansu aa rahe hai


@ anuradha_kush, the woman burning in the fire of incomplete love and this romance is number 2

@anuradha_kush Nakaam mohabbat ki aag main jal rahi mahila aur yeh aashiq number 2


this is friday night, drink beer, do not drink tear.

Friday night hai, beer piyo apne aansoo nahi.


do not abuse the discount with the help of kejri. @Shishir_Singh76

choot ko kejri se compare karke choot ko gaali na de @Shishir_Singh76


hey bajrangbali just get a reply today ..

hey bajrangbali bas aaj ek reply mil jaye..


who says modi ji is not working, made # trump's replica in 4 months . #YogiAdityanath

Koun kahta hai modi ji kam nahi kar rahe 4 mahine mein hi #Trump ka replica bana diya .... #YogiAdityanath


harry redknapp 2nd favourite at 7/4 to be next blackburn boss  venkys please make this happen #makeredknapparover

harry redknapp 2nd favourite at 7/4 to be next blackburn boss !  !  venkys please make this happen !  !  !  !  #makeredknapparover


I do not know nowadays where you disappear. @A_PerfectBlend

ab to tu aajkal pata nahi kaha gayab rehta hai @A_PerfectBlend


heard @Bolshoybooze is going to get married. how many hearts will be broken

Suna hai @BolshoyBooze ki shaadi hone wali hai.
Kitne Dil tootenge?


salman which is your favorite song in bajrangi bhaijaan film

Salman ji apka favorite gAna konsa hai bajrangi bhaijan film ka?????


these ketu and rajdeep rahu? @sagarikaghose

ye ketu aur Rajdeep Rahu ? @sagarikaghose


ambuja cement se chipka do guduu ko .  .


you are awakened with fear of monday, you are alive.

Dil mein apne Monday ka darr lekar jaage ho, toh zinda ho tum.


@Atheist_Krishna to pay back in the same coin with interest  pic.twitter.com / ztak5

@Atheist_Krishna eet ka jawaab pathar sepic.twitter.com/Zktq0SzqmO


rt @MehakTweets_: gets up. voice from the lounge and see one more superstar has woken up.

RT @MehakTweets_ : Gets up . Voice from the lounge " Aur dekho aik aur supporter jaag gyi hai " ðŸ™„ðŸ™„ðŸ™„ðŸ™„


when you already know that it is tingu loafer.

jb pehle hi pta hai ki ye tingu lofer hai .  . :d


Baby ko sirf nalayak haramkhor ladke hi pasand hai.


yea .i can not disagree with the confession .and yes .i was among the exceptions .

yea .. i can not disagree with the confession ..... and yes ... i was among the exceptions ..


you did not pay me back my love https: //twitter.com/anandvasu/status/846617515295830022

Acha sila diya tune mere pyaar kahttps://twitter.com/anandvasu/status/846617515295830022 …


@Tmvilprins @sraddhapur @fitbitin silent , she is your sister-in-law

@iamEvilPrince @ShraddhaKapoor @FitbitIN ayye Chupp tu, bhabhi hai teri


she is the daughter-in-law of sonia ji @autumnaranwish


"if someone like you comes in my life, then my life becomes complicated -delhi chaps

"AAP jaisa koi mere zindagi mein aaye toh jhand ho jaaye" - Delhi Chaps


garbage .  friend, you win the heart every time i swear.  what a reality you show us every time . misses all my deeds.

garbage .  .  yaar tussi har bar dil jeet lete ho kasam se  .  .  kya mast reality har bar saamne late ho .  .  .  apni saari harkate yaad aa jati hai :p :d


sonam kappor feels like the entire world has no one


silent message for all of you guys , lol aap mla akhilesh tripathi #intolerance @AAPMagic @aapkipreeti https://t.co/hivfui3i2n

Silent Message for all of you guys ,,,,,,,,, Hahhahaha AAP MLA Akhilesh Tripathi #Intolerance @AAPMagic @aapkipreeti https://t.co/hivfuI3I2n


rt @ShivAroor : anyone cares  the 3 army jawans ambushed , killed by nscn terrorists in arunachal pradesh today : sanjiv kumar parmal singh guj

RT @ShivAroor : Anyone care ? The 3 Army jawans ambushed , killed by NSCN terrorists in Arunachal Pradesh today : Sanjiv Kumar Parmal Singh Guj


@Narendramodi i am watching nowadays aap has also gone to #ManmohanSingh mode

@narendramodi dekh raha hoon aajkal aap bhi #ManmohanSingh mode pe chale gaye hain 0


the police is following me . back pic.twitter.com/RZVL9FUV03

Police peecha kar rahi mera.. pic.twitter.com/RZVL9FUV03


@JrYoungmonk  do nothing one day, it will be bad today

@JrYoungmonk Kuch na kar ek din, bohot bura hoga aaj :P


why didn't anyone wear a sweater in this winter

kisi ne bhi sweter kyu nahi pahna h itni sardi me ?  ?  :o


@intrinsiclutter not joking really makes me crave

@intrinsiclutter Not joking sach much taras aata hai


@MehrTarar sister-in-law your brother-in-law in india are missing you..

.@MehrTarar bhabhi India me aapke saare dewar aapko yaad kar rahe hai..


@ gajendar00 both lalu and nitish are in the same coin.

@gajender00 Lalu aur nitish dono ek hi sikke k 2 pahelu #NitishKaNakliVikas


cursively drag everyone to snapchat, twitter is too much anyway.

Ghaseet ghaseet kar leke jao sabko Snapchat par, waise bhi Twitter zyada hi bhar gaya hai.


@MeetUunngLee harat yu? no bro you are stud

@MeetUunngLee hurt you? Nahin bhai aap stud hai


become a food blogger very badly, to eat and drink food.

Bahot zor se food blogger banna hai, khaane peene ke vaande hai.


where do you bring this much  humor? . . . .

yaar itna dhaansoo humor kaha se late ho  .  .  .  .  .


@riksec08 #CrackerNACrackKAR don't listen to the speaker

@riksec08 #CrackerNACrackKAR bolne wale ki baat mat sun


brother you made all the memories come alive

o .  .  .  bc .  .  .  .  bhai purani saari yadein taaza karr di rofl !  !


this kanhaiya does not have control over his flute. https://twitter.com/NewsX/status/707893915085443073 .

Iss Kanhaiya ko apni bansuri par control nahi haihttps://twitter.com/NewsX/status/707893915085443073 …


real power lies in the heart @friendlii_ghost

asli power dil me hoti hai  @friendlii_ghost


now in south africa too, there is a board of  #bika_hua_wapis_nhi_hoge. #IndvsSA great man make us proud .

ab south africa me bhi shop ke bhar #bika_hua_wapis_nhi_hoge ka board ltga hai .... #IndvsSA shabash shero ..........!! make us proud .....


lol. now the answer will not come @TheTopiWriter @AdvancedMaushi

lol. ab nahi aayega jawaab @TheTopiWriter @AdvancedMaushi


So brother srk's target is audience India . if the next film will be released in dubai, how will you watch it. https://twitter.com/SRKswarrior1/status/678074882379423744 .

To bhai SRK ka target audience India hai ya UAE.. Agli film Dubai me release hogi to tu kaise dekhege  https://twitter.com/SRKswarrior1/status/678074882379423744 …


and #RahulGandhi ji has done another #SelfGual on this fact of his own party @INCIndia and his family for so many years .

Aur #RahulGandhi ji ne apni hi Party @INCIndia aur apne pariwar k itne saalon k is mehnat par ek aur #SelfGoal kar diya ...


#trump must be so envoys of #kejriwal..would think what does this make this common man is trending more than me

#trump must be so envious of #kejriwal .. Sochta hoga aisa kya karta Hai ye aam aadmi ki mujhse jyada trend ho raha hai


@YearOfRat tell you where to meet @Alllahdin @retardedwriter

@YearOfRat batao aap, kahan milna hai? @Alllahdin @retardedwriter


i totally agree with the post .teachers have no right to spoil students career now .

i totaly agree with the post  .  .  teachers have no right to spoil students carrer now  .  .  .  .


pakistan lover #ArvindKejriwal is a traitor, seeking proof of #SurgicalStrike from army. twitter . com / xX 7 W 3 kC 0 Tu

Sena se #SurgicalStrike ke proof maangne wale pakistan premi #ArvindKejriwal deshdrohi hain . twitter . com / xX 7 W 3 kC 0 Tu


superb again !! do not cut the line dogs, you are in qatar.

Superb again!! Line mat kaato kutton, aap Qatar mein Hai.https://twitter.com/hankypanty/status/895235287579865088 …


@ clued_up_chitch life is still incomplete my ghost

@clued_up_chic zindagi abhi baaki hai mere ghost


rt @aryaraju : as per rajmala , the royal chronology of tripura , a total of 184 kings ruled over the state . #7sistersofindia #history

RT @aryaraju : As per Rajmala , the royal chronology of Tripura , a total of 184 kings ruled over the state . #7SistersOfIndia #History


endymion for the 4th time i believe . #teamorjan #clhrday

endymion for the 4th time i blieve .  !  ahaha #teamorjan #clhrday


guddu ab  .  .  .  young ho raha h  .  .


he gets incense sticks twice a day in the house. pooja is important but puja is not everything. #GSTCouncil #GST

Ghar main Agarbatti din main do baar use hoti hai. Pooja important hai but "Pooja "Archana Sadhana etc nahi. #GSTCouncil #GST


@Mohit_Janu @Shehla_Rashid @Umarkhalidjanu @Kanhaiyajanasu and you guys are enjoying students of #JNU and #AMU are protesting

@Mohit_JNU @Shehla_Rashid @UmarKhalidJNU @kanhaiyajnusu aur tum log maza le rahe hai 0 Student #JNU ka protest kar rahe #AMU 0 wah wah wah


you stop rape violence in your state. has made plight of haryana. the film is not a big issue, it's stupid. don't be so irresponsible

Tu apni state mein "rape violence rok. Haryana ki durdasha kar di hai. Film bada issue nhi hai murkh. Bada Deshbhakti ka tekhedar bna hai.


@Jalampurvi @StarMovieIindia i wish that you and i won this contest

@jalanpurvi @StarMoviesIndia i wish ke aap aur main ye contest jeete


here don't worry about changes , do paytm from 5 rupee to 500 rupee pic.twitter.com/1iaRdjOeoi

Yaha ₹5 se lekar ₹500, sab chalte hain. Chhutte ki tension mat karo, bus Paytm karo.pic.twitter.com/1iaRdjOeoi


baap bda na , bhiya ,  ,  sbse bda rupaiya h aj k liye .  .  .  .  .  .


@Being_Humor, he is planning to sell you, by speaking diamond @indiantweeter

@Being_Humor ye tujhe bechne ka plan kar raha hai, heera bolkar @indiantweeter


@narendramodi sir ji if this courage is enough then remove #reservation ... #Demonetization and #GST then anyone can do it .

@narendramodi Sir Jee Himmat Agar Itna He Hai to #Reservation Hatayiye... #Demonetization aur #GST to Koi Bhi Kar Sakta Hai..


kareena: who's the one who didn't see me turning around again? sony tv: anoop sony

Kareena: Kaun hai woh jisne mujhe dobara palat kar nahi dekha?
Sony TV: Anoop Soni


.@brownbrumby go brother and search for passenger  @BinaKaheLunga

.@brownbrumby jaa bhai sawari dhoond..  @BinaKaheLunga


excited about the bump in ram for raspberry pi .  such a nice surprise for a monday .  : )


what is the problem for trai when someone is giving free #jio #airtel

Trai ko kya problem Hai jab koi free de Raha Hai #jio #airtel


heart throbbed .. mora jiera started to get scared . https://twitter.com/Coolestvibe/status/780083496656117760/photo/1pic.twitter.com/CSwEaTINjQ

Dil dhak dhak karne laga.. mora jiyara darne laga.. https://twitter.com/Coolestvibe/status/780083496656117760/photo/1pic.twitter.com/CSwEaTINjQ


there is no question of giving money, just feed me food these lines to my original tweet

paise dene ki baat hi nahi rahi, bas khana khila do (in lines to my original tweet) :-)


@iamsrk @Varun_dvn @kritisanon shah's one comment and the media ran behind, likewise in my human amotions

@iamsrk @Varun_dvn @kritisanon Shah ka ek comment aur media walle peeche bhaage , waise hee mere manwa mai emotions jaage ;)


hey brother you are a prime minister . do not fool the country

arey bhai pm ho  .  . desh ko ullu mat banao !


@akshaykanitkar @RoflGandhi_ ye must have also brought prasad

@akshaykanitkar @RoflGandhi_ ye to prasad bhi leke aaya hoga


@NeetuGarg6 @ArjunIrplast @RitaG74 @YouTube How did the  leaders stop breathing of the crowds?

@NeetuGarg6 @ArjunIrplast @RitaG74 @YouTube crores Logon mein ye chand saans lete haanfnewale netaon ne poore pradesh ki saanse kaise rok di


@SRKswarrior1 i watch janeman i have not watched don

@SRKswarrior1 maine jaaneman bdekhi thi Don nahi


if there is another meeting, the reception will also come first. #GST

Agar aur ek meeting ho gayi toh recession bhi sabse pehle aa jaega. #GST


it is good that you have written the chips on the packet or else you do not know what you are eating.

accha hua packet pe chips likh diya varna pata hi nhi chalta kya kha raha h udbilau .  .


@Gurmeetramrahim #GratitudeToAllMothers amazing video father loves you lot

@Gurmeetramrahim #GratitudeToAllMothers Amazing video pita ji Love u lot


@Sharmajaungi @SlapsKirat it does not have food.

@SharmaJaungi @SlapSkirt isko khana nahi hota hai.


rat  @Iam_Prerna: they will be out and will also be abused #IndavsPak

RT @Iam_Prerna : Ye nalayak out bhi honge aur gaaliyan bhi khayenge #IndvsPak


so @muglikar_ ko had to become an economist, so modiji made the country poor. now understood #DeMonetisation and #GST game.

So @muglikar_ ko economist banana tha isliye modiji ne desh ko gareeb banaya. Ab samza #DeMonetisation aur #GST ka game.


in our college, we get laddoo instead of barfi

hamare college me laddu k jgh pedha diye .  .  .


@YearOfRat is the best part, he really wants to write it upside down, he will be seen, there will not be much change in tweets.

@YearOfRat best part hai woh, likhna sach mein bhi ulta hi chahta hai woh dikh jayega, tweets mein zyada badlaav nahi honge.


rt @shankarshanmugh : 2 - with kenny bates action producer and nirav shah dop at nehru stadium delhi . https://t.co/9wTHvU9SLm

RT @shankarshanmugh : 2 - with Kenny bates action producer and Nirav shah DOP at Nehru stadium Delhi . https://t.co/9wTHvU9SLm


@KajuBadamChor in the streets, why do you become a banjara

@KajuBadamChor Galli galli mein phirta hai tu kyun ban ke banjaara????


haatim tai's son is looking http: //twitter.com/firstpost/states/775576636766973952…

Haatim Tai ka beta lag raha haihttps://twitter.com/firstpost/status/775576636766973952 …


this our #RightToPrivacy where gone @Nidhi @ndtv #RightToPrivacyVerdict

Haye hamari #RightToPrivacy kahana gayi @Nidhi @ndtv #RightToPrivacyVerdict


this is my village and i am singham of this village.

Ye mera gaon hai aur main is gaon  ka Singham #Ranchipic.twitter.com/Au5l2xMcV9


see the level of people doing phd , i don't know what shit they will teach to students

See the level of people doing phd , i dnt know wat shit they will teach to students ?


the public has seen with this victory #GST #Demonetities have been successful. opposition tried but failed. now gujarat and himachal will also win like this

Janta ne es jeet se dekha diya ha #GST #Demonetisation safal ha. Opposition ne bht koshish ki par asafal rhe. Ab Gujrat aur Himachal bhi aase he jeetenge


@Shahrcasm mujhe kyu tag kiya hai @abpnewstv


@GabbarSingh in wedding, i did not get much. the car is also maruti.

@GabbbarSingh shaadi main jyada kuch aaya nahi. Car bhi maruti di hai.


@Sanjoyajpr thank you sir ... i hope you won't lose any friends because of me

@Sanjoyjpr Thank you sir...umeed karta hun meri wajah se aapko koi dost nahin ganwana padega


Mujhe bhi koi book me jagah de do.https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/627686121086955520 …


@ neha_rathore 64 how many times did you see bajrangi bhaijaan?

@neha_rathore64 Bajrangi Bhaijaan kitni baar dekhi ?


@kaalia_bhatt Saale mere kandhe pe rakh kar bandook mat chalao


this is all happening because of #Trump #INDvsAUS

Yeh sab #Trump ki wajah se ho raha hai 0 #INDvsAUS


one double two, two double four do it  #LaluMuktBihar
#MDL

Ek dooni do, do dooni char
Kar do #LaluMuktBihar
#MDL


i also have the 2013 https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/310644632805576705 .

mere pass ye 2013 wala bhi hai https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/310644632805576705 …


#GoodAdviceIn4Words what will four people say - indians

#GoodAdviceIn4Words "Chaar log kya kahenge" - Indians


@imVkohli @sachin_rt this is kohli never mind holi. virat brother congrats for winning against pakistan. bharat mata ki jai

@imVkohli @sachin_rt kohli hai bhai kohli hai bura na mano holi hai . Virat bhai congrats for winning again against Pak . bharat mata ki jai


@sonakshisinha brother @indiantweeter now you will create gold by creating new accounts

@sonakshisinha bhai @indiantweeter ab tu naye naye account bana ke sona ko pareshan karega !!!


you are amazing. salaman ji you did not even come.

kamaal karte ho Salman ji aayeh bhi nahi..


@Marut_ kyonko if they say 100% then people will think that they are lying, that's why 99.99 lol

@Marut_ kyonko agar ye 100% bolenge to log sochenge ki ye jhooth bol rahe hain, isliye 99.99 lol


without it, life would have been incomplete. . .


@HaramiParindey Hahaha.. kaafi Ojas hogaya tha


your love is like vodafone 4g, that never meets you.

Tumhara pyar na huwa Vodafone 4G huwa, saala kabhi milta hi nahi.


@vivekisms good days have come @ dhawal241086

@vivekisms acche din aa gaye  @dhaval241086


if she had been in this class, she would not have toped any boy. . . it used to be  topper only.

agar ne is class me hoti to kissi b boy ko top na karnr deti .  .  .  isme b toper me hi hoti .  .  .  .  :d


@ dhawal241086 this is the act of the operatives  @wistyloony @witchybitchygal @SatanKiNani

@dhaval241086 Ye AAPtards ki harkat hai !! @wistyloony @witchybitchygal @SatanKiNani