. @ Ashutosh 83. Brother, get ready. Burn you today.

.@ashutosh83B bhai taiyaar ho jaa.. aaj tujhe jalaenge


Acting only happens when you have to do it for yourself. . : P All the Guddu sitting here are acting acting. .

acting to ho hi jati hai jab apne liye krna ho to .  .  :p yaha pr sabhi guddu ye acting kr k baithe hai .  .


Sir, some concrete solution should be removed. Let the firecrackers burn the new ones on Diwali.

Sir kuch concrete solution nikalne chahie . Plhe #diwali par patakhe nae jalaane die " Ab #apnigaadi nae chalane doge . Ye solution hai ya sajaa .


In the dialogues with shadows from Guddu, you do an experiment. . If a film comes out on the Contra, it will come out first in acting. . ! !

guddu se shaido vale dialogs me kaha emtion expect karte ho .  . koi contra pe film nikle to acting me awwal aayega vo .  .  !  !


#Indavspak Sorry, this time also did not take a chance. @StarCricketin. Celebrating this win. #Long live Mother India

#IndvsPak afsos is baar bhi nahi laga mauka . @STARCricketIN . celebrating this win . #BharatMataKiJay


Bangladesh, you will not be able to do this.
#IndavasBan

Bangladesh, tumse na ho payega.
#IndvsBan


RT @onlibuffness : Agla ghar tumhara bhi hosakta hai


Narendra Modi: * brethes *
Arvind Kejriwal: Modi ji, you will keep breathing or you will do something for the country.

Narendra Modi: *breathes*
Arvind Kejriwal: Modi ji, saans hi lete rahoge ya desh ke liye kuch karoge bhi


@Abdullah_Omar and you did not work less to be relieved to hear it ... Respect :)

@abdullah_omar aur ye na sunane ka sukun pane ke liye aapne kam mehnat nahin ki...respect :)


@NowToSRK accha hu ... bas FAN ka wait hai


@bizzarebhide maine unka namak khaya hai


Kejriwal to pagal hai hi, tum log bhi ho kya?


Like this alone too often, I can recover
Whatever you grab, I can change the world.

Yun toh akela bhi aksar, gir ke sambhal sakta hu main
Tum jo pakad lo mera, duniya badal sakta hu main.


why these mfs jus blastin  " rella "  like itz the hood on saturday n shit lolz smh


how are you spending your saturday night ?  i'm currently sitting crying my eyes out to the vow .


aailaaaa .  .  .  jor ka jhtka dheere se lge


@Twenitisha because I'm poor and you rich are just for this, come hug me: D

@twinitisha kyunki main gareeb hu aur tum ameer sirf issi baat ke liye, aa gale lag jaa :D


@abpnewshindi @SriSri @dibang awsome jai sri Ram


@bizzarebhide free khane k liye jana padta hai


@Ratpatrachik @ Ghanatagu Lackin 'Yeh society

@Rapatraapchick @GhantaGuy lekin yeh samaaj


8th stage ka 3rd level kafi difficult hai :-)


One does not know how to convert, pussy is

Ek ko convert karna nahi aata, chutiye hai


.  .  . salaaa dil khush ho gaya padhke :p


Brother Sukhi, complete two please please, it felt sharp.
#Womenesus

Bhaiyya sukkhi puri do na please jaldi, teekha laga.
#WomenIssues


Sir you are more dangerous than the Blue Whale game ..

Sir ap ki sarkar to blue whale game se b zyada khatrnak hai ..#GST# Dukandaro ki jaan lo ge kya sahab #faltu ki formalities#


Dhoni: And morph, years #ACCapt 20 Finals

Dhoni: Aur morph karo, saalon #AsiaCupT20Final


. @ Offisorg Bhai Bohot gone Bakar Bakar .. go to sleep .. wake up mom will feed Bournvita

.@OfficeOfRG bhai bohot ho gayee bakar bakar.. Jaa so ja.. Uth ke mummy bournvita pilaegi


jonas brothers are gonna go live at fort canning on the 22nd .  hmmmm .


faisal bhai  .  .  ma ka diya hua 20/- ka note 10/- main covert ho gaya guddu ke haath main aate hi


Where are you from so many tears? What was the sale?

Itne aansoo laati kahan se ho behen? Sale laga tha kya?


"Trending India: 05:00 PM IST" 1. # RailBudget2015 2. #CelebTrains 3. #PrabhuKiRail 4. #SpiderManQuiz 5. #SLvBAN 6. Suresh Prabhu 7. Stan Lee

" Trending India : 05:00 PM IST " 1 . #RailBudget2015 2 . #CelebTrains 3 . #PrabhuKiRail 4 . #SpiderManQuiz 5 . #SLvBAN 6 . Suresh Prabhu 7 . Stan Lee


@someUSER @someUSER i remember 1st seeing veldheer @ the senior bowl thinking this kid can ball .  fortunately we got him


hey @someUSER i have a concert this saturday at bedolla skater boyz in alsip ,  il at 6pm .  any chance i could get you to show ?


Some people have written teatness shots, not tequila shots in luck.

Kuch logon ki kismat mein tequila shots nahin, tetanus shots hi likhe hain.


Brother @timagunjanagarunge, which prison is he in?

Bhai @iamGunjanGrunge kaunsi jail me hai ?https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/672295966536433664 …


@Hattintu if you don't understand people: '(Only you are

@HaatimTau logon ko joke nahi samjha Tau :'( sirf Tu hi hai


@Advansdamoshi and who are those 2 children ?? #TenshanVantastoknau

@AdvancedMaushi aur wo 2 bachche kiske hai ?? #TheNationWantsToKnow


Replaced theses <3
Won Hearts * Tears Of Happiness *

Replies like these <3
Dil jeet liya *khushi ke aansoo*https://twitter.com/deveshnayak/status/864070203486896129 …


Heartache does not see time, post your emo tweets. To know the condition of your heart, please contact Manmo 534543 monthly fee.

Dil ka dard waqt nahi dekhta, post karo apne emo tweets. Apne dil ka haal jaanne ke liye sms karein MAINEMO on 534543 maasik shulk lagoo.


Shakal Rajpal Yadav and Akkad Hrithik, fear God.

Shakal rajpal yadav wali aur akkad hrithik wali, bhagwan se daro.


Very well played "This was the best badminton match ever"

Bahut achha kheli " ye ab tak ka best badminton match tha " #PVSindhu #Sindhu #WorldBadmintonChampionships # 2017 WBC #Okuhara


Come soon, for some time, the public will love those who love .....

aaiye na jaldi kabi tho time dijye janta pyar karne wallo ko.....


@Borboring_ @ Stupidosaur would have done a little more research, why I said it would have been better. The first thing is to stop researching

@Borborygm_ @Stupidosaur thoda aur research kar leta, kyu bola ye maine toh achha hota. Pehli baat toh research karna chhod de


Note :: The one who is not sure should try first. . ! !

note::jisse yakin na ho wo pehle try kare .  .  !  !


Why do these people, who consider themselves creative or artist, always wear loose kurtas, long hair and sadal glasses like such beggars?

Ye log jo khudko creative ya artist samajhte hai, hamesha aise bhikariyon ki tarah dheele kurte, lambe baal aur sadyal chashma kyu pehente?


@Darpunam Yes, no idea: / @AdvancedMousi @Hatavalathakur

@drpoonam haan, kai khabar na padi :/ @AdvancedMaushi @HathwalaThakur


"Pyar karne wale kabhi darte nahi."

~ Shakespeare


@Rofflala @Madan_Chickna @MillerTeamandiye Smooth is in so much form these days it has proposed Katrina, she will also do yes

@ROFLaaLa @Madan_Chikna @millertimeindia Chikna itne form mein hai aajkal isne Katrina ko propose kiya toh woh bhi haan kar degi


Love Suuuu Mach Salman .... your fans are always with you ...

luv u soooooooo much salman....aap ke fans hmesha aap ke saath he...


@SlimSwamy, this is the point to understand, brothers.

@slimswamy yeh samajhna hi point hai bandhu.


luv u sir. wah sir kya baat Hai. lovely voice. superbbbbbbbbbb idea.


How was the response of the class? . . She just can't stop laughing. . "From the monkey cage." Hhhhhhhh: D: D

kaisi rahi class ka awesome reply .  .  .  i just can't stop laughing  .  .   " bandron ke pinjrey se  .  .  "  hahahahahha :d :d


@ Scratchisingh Benchua, where did he bring the lingam in the middle of the dalj? : '(</ 3 Heart Break Ditta
Butt Loewoul !!

@scratchysingh Benchooo, ye DDLJ ke beech mein LINGam kahan se le aaya? :'( </3 Dil tod ditta pra
BUT LOOOOOOOLL!!


# Why did he shut his eyes ??

 What is DM Kaimur's relationship with Nitish Kumar? #NitishKheharDeveshSehra

#ECI ne aankhen kyu band karli ??

 DM Kaimur ka kya hai rishta Nitish Kumar se? #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra


Bhakt: Kejriwal turned Delhi into Venice :P
AAPtard: Haters gonna hate, at least Kejriwal fulfilled his promise of free water.


@Lughfakir pyar kiya toh darna kya, doit in the open

@LungFakeer Pyar kiya toh darna kya, do it in the open


@Being_HumorBhopal Aaja .. @ Chauhanshivraj's house will drink beer on Wind Waves and greet you together

@Being_Humor Bhopal aaja.. @ChouhanShivraj ke ghar ke paas Wind N Waves pe beer piyenge aur saath me badhai lenge


@Wiseywoman Hillary aunty ka chance kam hai


@The belligerent brother is like this, has to think.

@Joojhaaru bhai shakal aisi hai, sochna padta hai.


Pakistan me sab gadhe hi to hai https://twitter.com/NavbharatTimes/status/850939004853866496 …


@ Ruchikokcha so useless looking shoes bought for 3000 ?? @Hoshupps_in @hoshupups

@ruchikokcha itne bekaar dikhne wale joote 3000 me khareede ?? @HushPuppies_In @hushpuppies


Porn jaye, par sehath naa jayehttps://twitter.com/IndiaToday/status/723099102385311744 …


Take action @narendramodi @ rajnathsingh ji "condemnation #manmohansingh ji used to do 0 @ pamindia

Action lijiye @narendramodi @rajnathsingh ji " ninda to #ManMohanSingh ji bhi karte the 0 @PMOIndia


Man do not see the movie, you do it. @Rolljagargaon

maine movie nahi dekhi to tu do baap ka.. Manzoor ? @raulzgargon


haha true .  .  .  . wo 4 games hi bar bar repeat hote the .  .


Rat if you''ve anjoyed furli buffwara & sago khichdi #mashivratri

RT if you've enjoyed Farali Bafvada & sabudana Khichdi #MahaShivratri


@someUSER nick diaz is da best !  smoke weed every day and drop out of school in 6th grade !  fuck yeah !


@Locardi_rat please do not encourage inlerance

@LoKarDi_RT kripaya intolerance ko badhava na de


This is also important, some people are doing too much. Something revolted.

ye bhi zaroori hai, kuch log bahot zyada kar rahe hai. Kuch to revolt ho.


RT @paul_nitesh: Ultimate Bezzati Very Old Friend Calls MeMe - Waaaahhhhhh Aaj Bahut Din Baad Yaad KiyaðŸ˜ ›Friend - Nhi Yaar, Galti Se Lagâ € ¦

RT @paul_nitesh : Ultimate BeizzatiA Very Old Friend Calls MeMe - WaaaaahhhhAaj Bahut Din Baad Yaad KiyaðŸ˜›Friend - Nhi Yaar , Galti Se Lagâ€¦


Burundi's Raita spreads. Https: //twitter.com /

Burundi ka raita phail gayahttps://twitter.com/AFP/status/642238594531246081 …


i know it's in january but i cant wait for the royal rumble #wwe


@ Vishal Pathak Ha ha, Guru Guru does not ask for thumb, looks

@VishaalPathak ha ha aajkal guru angootha mangte nahin, dhikhate hain


Honey Singh ke gaano pe naachna shuru karo, kripa aani shuru ho jayegi: Nirmal Baba to Radhe Maa http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/08/honey-singh-ke-gaano-pe-naachna-shuru- karo-kripa-aani-shuru-ho-jayegi-nirmal-baba-to-radhe-maa /…

Honey Singh ke gaano pe naachna shuru karo, kripa aani shuru ho jayegi: Nirmal Baba to Radhe Maa http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/08/honey-singh-ke-gaano-pe-naachna-shuru-karo-kripa-aani-shuru-ho-jayegi-nirmal-baba-to-radhe-maa/ …


#MankeeBaatKaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa When #Satgurrampalji will be in jail with wrong and we are very confident sir @ komohari @ ॐ @ aajtakavans

#mannkibaat ik aye ga jab #satgurrampalji k sath galt kere wale jail hoge aur humko ap pura vishwas h sir @cmohry @om @aajtaknews


@zzoker @Funny_Deol lol, koi farak nahi padta bhai. nobody's getting prize here.


Wrote this @ mid_day bay "Banda is intellectual and popular too .. what if you raped too .."

This @mid_day be like "Banda intellectual hai aur popular bhi.. Rape bhi kiya to kya.."pic.twitter.com/DRZbtOjFVR


RT @justicearnab : Modi ji not talking about sonia in Augusta case . Sonia ji not talking about modi's fake degree issue . Both are happy .


My country is changing. I am applying for his visa.

Mera desh badal raha hai. Main US ke visa ke liye apply kar raha hu.


Are you talking about the hair-sucker ???


@ Premlata_Rai, you seem to be the first: -P


@AmritSingh 09 The whole episode went bad because of your joke!

@amritsingh09 sara episode kharab ho gaya tere majak ke chakkar me!


What is the news to the senses, what is Twitter

Hosh walo ko khabar kya Twitter kya cheez hai.


@Bizzarebheidee @ Veechbeechigal <3 <3 It was a very tough thing!

@bizzarebhide @witchybitchygal <3 <3 Bhide, bahot kadak chiz thi woh!


RT AAP_Najafgarh " RT DaaruBaazMehta : #CarFreeDay - Clean Environment/ Saves tym #SwachhDelhi - Clean Delhi/ Pollution Free #Join


Government facilities should also be brought under the purview of #Gost if Gov't is unable to provide facilities then tax # refund of general public @pamindia

sarkari suvidhaon ko bhi #gst ke daayare me laya jaaye govt agar suvdhayen nahi de pati hai to aam janta ka tax #refund kare @PMOIndia


i said wassup _ was tryin to see was u going up to fairground when the sun leave &amp


Modi is the blind peeling Modi, this is Delhi, everyone knows. . . . .

modi modi chilane wale andh bhagto ye delhi hai sab janti hai .  .  .  .  .


@someUSER but how you gon handle it if you are announcing on super bowl sunday ?  !  !  you might put that gold back in yo grill .


@someUSER we spoke and you didn't mention it .  .  !  happy birthday queen !  enjoy your earth day .  . long may your pioneering work continue .  . x x


Those who know bitcoin cost "They are also putting the status:

Jinko Bitcoin ka Bit bhi ni pata " vo bhi status daal rahe hai :


Waqt khatam hota ja raha hai vote kar le.


Chutiyapa

Rat @firstpost I fulfill whatever commitment * I make: Rahul Gandhi Outside Bhiwandi Court

Chutiyaapa

RT @firstpost Main jo bhi commitment* karta hun woh poora karta hun: Rahul Gandhi outside Bhiwandi court


Tweet @GappistanRedio Sambhal. Will you ever lose your hand in jest

@GappistanRadio Sambhal ke tweet kiya karo. Kabhi hath gawa bethoge mazak mazak main


You are a philosopher after marriage. Feel good to hear your words: D

waah Shaadi k baad tu philosopher hogaya hai bhai. achha lag raha hai teri baatein sun kar :D


@ Gentlemen we do not hit the line on the bhi .. we beat the flowers at the time of the rounds .. @Byomkesbakashi

@GentlemenX Hum bhabhi pe line nahi maarte.. Pheron ke time phool maarte hai.. @byomkesbakshi


Hahahaha. General Chat Chat Lounge Remembering model of summer vacation:

hahahaha  .  .  wo summer vacation k model yaad aagye :d


RT @RAJ_KUMAR_VERMA : @PMOIndia @Swamy39 sir , construction , real est , infra sector totally collapsed , Companies dieing going bankrupt , pilin


In this way, you can buy Silicon #Bitcoin #India

Is Tarike Se Easily buy kar sakte hai #Bitcoin #India


@ Clued_up_chick yeah, and bring that rubbish thing too. Scotch Brite. Is over

@clued_up_chic haan, aur woh ghisne wali cheez bhi le aana. Scotch Brite. Khatam hogaya hai


Gaming everywhere, comics and everything dairy milky. . . . :)

har jagah gaming  ,  comics and har cheez dairy milky .  .  .  . :)


@Imagunjanagarunghe is getting behind life here

@iamGunjanGrunge yaha life waste ho rahi hai uske peeche


The new facelift EcoSport is coming. Do not buy old photos now at chotiopic.twitter.com

Nayee wali facelift Ecosport aane wali hai. Purani mat khareedo abhi chutiyopic.twitter.com/CG4akg9s5t


Neither clean nor clean .. Just dirty everywhere and Netagiri

Naa saaf na safai.. Bas har jagah gandagi aur netagiri #NitishKaNakliVikaspic.twitter.com/85ktVefQvO


making an effort to use my ps vita a bit more .  only use it for fifa at the moment !  gonna give a few demos a try .  1st silent hill bom :-)


Rat @NitikBajp: DindiAHistoric: 1980S :: Mahakaleshwar Temple, Ujjain, One of 12 Jyotirlingas: of Lord Shiva

RT @NITIKABjp : IndiaHistorypic : 1980s :: Mahakaleshwar Temple , Ujjain , one of 12 Jyotirlingas of Lord Shiva #Mahashivratri #Jai #Mahakal http :/


look how far they've come since july 23rd 2010 .  they have a smash album ,  brit award ,  and the even beat out justin bieber for a tca .


@PoojaMissra pehle 3G to theek se chal jaye


There should be more budget for railway lines. No, it is to become like the roads of Delhi NCR. # RailBuzz 2015

There should be more budget for railway lines . Nahi toh Delhi NCR ki roads ki tarah ho jana hai haal . #RailBudget2015


@Kamalrakhan bhai tera aukat b kya hai hai international players

@kamaalrkhan bhai tera Aukat bi kya hai International Khiladiyan hai #MSD aur #VK tu tho shayad samaj gaya nai tho wait fo 2 mmorows tweet @BCCI mr 0


@PrasannaPeshkar Hey that to me, father is music :)

@prasannapeshkar are wo to maai-baap hain music ke :)


@ Insane_chorri glade to know you have routes in up. We are from Azamgarh, live in Noida. We have many friends and relatives in Banaras :)

@insane_chorri Glad to know you have roots in UP. Hum Azamgarh ke hain, rehte Noida hain. Banaras mein humare kai dost-rishtedar hain :)


When the keeper played the role, what did he do and when the skipper didn't say .. True spirit # Dhoni .. Growing through life is imp ..

Jab Keeper ka role nibhaya to kya khoob nibhaya aur jab skipper ka to kehne hi nahi .. TRUE spirit #Dhoni .. Growing thru life is imp ..


Guddu is watching TV with so much fun. . . I used to look like this: D

guddu kitne maze se dekh raha hai tv  .  .  .  main bhi aise he dekha karti thi :d


Dear Pakistan, understand one thing about your father…
# Indvpcpice.twitter.com / pujwittler

Dear Pakistan, apne baap ki ek baat samajh lo...
#INDvPAKpic.twitter.com/pUaWiTtLar


# Trump with monkey "work monkeys" monkeys

Shekal bandaro wali " kam bhi bandaro waale #Trump


Can't sleep, may be getting lost somewhere.

Can't sleep, kahin azaan ho rahi hai shayad.


tell her to be your friend first make your friendship strong ! ! best of luck ! !

tell her to be ur frnd first make ur frndship strong  !  !  best of luck  !  !


@Zafminhaj @NeverForgetpuck @ Mir_S05 and there is some wisdom. Should Have Played 2 Series. Dropping Wahab & Sharjeel. Hafiz Opener.

@ZaferMinhaj @NeverForgetpk @mir_sana05 Aur kuch Aqal bhi hoti hai . Should have played 2 spiners . Droping Wahab & Sharjeel . Hafeez opener .


@Sirjadeja Chutia also gave a fat post. @Mushfiqur15

@sirjadeja Chutiya ne fb wala post bhi sayed delet kar diya . @mushfiqur15


He also knows brother. Where was the missing 3 years !!!

Usko bhi pata hai bhai. Kaha gayab tha ti 3 saal !!!


# Gujestasang
Give me a new name, said crazy.

#GuessTheSong
Mujhe naya naam do, paagal kaho.


It is the Mumbai Broadcasting Center of Vividh Bharati, NamaskarHattap: //twitter.com/mangeskarlata/states/810842966247903233…

Ye vividh bharti ka mumbai prasaran kendra hai, namaskarhttps://twitter.com/mangeshkarlata/status/810842966247903233 …


Industries get incentives in Jharkhand too #macindia

Jharkhand mein bhi industries ko incentives mile #MakeInIndia


There was a girl, Deewani Si, she used to die on a flop star, spamming Timeline by tweeting in the morning ...

ek ladki thi deewani si, ek flop star par woh marti thi, subah sham tweet kar timeline spam karti thi...


nestle's money reached at the right place https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/628586216439463936 …

Nestle walo ke paise sahi jagah pahunch gayehttps://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/628586216439463936 …


no worries, kebabs made up of bananas and dal are also delicious https://twitter.com/CNNnews18/status/844413362259853314 …

Kele aur dal ke bane veg kebab bhi ache hi hote hain. Koi baat nahihttps://twitter.com/CNNnews18/status/844413362259853314 …


* JAI_SHIV_SHANKAR * wishing whole hindu body of sohbat pur a great " MAHASHIVRATRI ", BY > Ajeet panjwani & Deepak Talreja .

* JAI_SHIV_SHANKAR * SOHBAT PUR ki Tamam Hindu brodry ko " MAHASHIVRATRI " KI LAKH LAKH BHADAI DETE HAIN , BY > Ajeet panjwani & Deepak Talreja .


@PoojaMissra it is people's anger... #GoodByeNitishKumar

@PoojaMissra janta ka aakrosh hai ye... #GoodByeNitishKumar


#ViratKohli kohli's time is nearby, till how long will they let old #dhoni play, and keep talented #raishabpanth out of team

#ViratKohli kohli ka v time Bahut jaldi jane wala haiii kab tak ye budhaw #dhoni ko khilaoge aut talented #raishabpanth ko bahar rakhoge ???????


@somy_bored @realteamswastik so much arrogance, nothing is left worth saying ... when the post leap flops, you are going to turn into a scared cat

@somy_bored @realteamswastik aur kuch bolne layak hi kaha hai .. itna ghamand jab post leap flop hoga tab bhiga billa banega


boy: are you drinking despite being a girl? awesome reply by girl: should i change my gender for 2-4 shots? #IndvsSA #MaukaMauka

Boy : Tum Ladki Ho Ke Sharab Peeti Ho ?? Awesome reply by Girl : To Kya 2-4 Peg Ke Liye Gender Change Karwaun ??? #IndvsSA #MaukaMauka


modi is the best, rahul is the most wanted thief

modi is the best  ,  rahul is maha chore h  .


@srinivyasan @Kahaanify brother, i said Wadekar

@srinivyasan @Kahaanify Bhai I said Wadekar


poor's Angelina Jolie  https://twitter.com/RGVzoomin/status/728162293544968193 …

Gareebo ki Angelina Jolie  https://twitter.com/RGVzoomin/status/728162293544968193 …


super king mohit sharma dismmised super king du plessis #IndvsSA

Super king Du plessis ko out Kia Super king Mohit Sharma ne ! Yuhuu ! :D #IndvsSA


RT @Sarcastic_Raj : @nexttosrk may allah and ram have mercy on us, boys played well

RT @Sarcastic_Raj : @nexttosrk Allah tallah rahm kare ladko ne accha khela


sachin ramesh tendulkar. big name big work

Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar . Naam aur Kaam dono mein bada . ðŸ™


does kachua sir teaches both maths and english?

kachua sir maths aur english dono pdate hai  ?  =p


@Being_Humor bhai maine khaye tune khaye.. Ek hi baat hai


Actually this was one of our illustrious aero seniors before you guys joined the wing


looking handsome salman bro miss you...........

dhasu lag rahe ho salman bro miss you...........


@retardedwriter i was so confused, i kept laughing on this for 2 days

@retardedwriter :D Meri googly hogayi thi, 2 din tak has raha tha iss par


long live mother india, not open to debate: amit shah https://t.co/SZvxGEYnCP via @timesofindia

Bharat Mata ki jai ' not open to debate : Amit Shah https://t.co/SZvxGEYnCP via @timesofindia


I only watch doordarshan, and also only pavitr bandhan on it

m sirf doordarsan hi dekhta hun us par bhi sirf pavitr bandhan ,  ,  ,


laughing , alcohol makes you tell the truth #InMyName


@IndiaSpeaksPR @kailashkaushik8 so much inustice in snatching food from opposition's mouth

@IndiaSpeaksPR @kailashkaushik8 Opposition ke Muh se khana cheen raheho .. Bahut na insaafi huwa he .


but the bet is voting will happen on #INDIAN #EVM machine

Lekin Shart Ye Hai Ke #INDIAN #EVM Machine Se Voting Hogi :p — feeling fed up


down to earth? are you finding a groom for marriage? https://twitter.com/SoulOnTransit/status/643041725678665728 …

Down to earth ?? Shaadi ke liye ladka dhoondh rahi ho ??https://twitter.com/SoulOnTransit/status/643041725678665728 …


where did john sena come from at that time? it would have been understandable if rambo's, mowgli's or undertaker's sticker had been asked for . the spelling of the competition mirror is wrong

uss zamaney mey john cena kidhar se aaya .  rambo ,  mogli ya undertaker ka sticker maangta to samajh aata .  pratiyogita darpan ki spelling galat hai ;-)


@BolshoyBooze saturday is holiday anyway, it's raining heavily since 3 days

@BolshoyBooze Saturday waise bhi chutti hoti hai, baarish toh bhayankat lagi hai 3 din se


@coolfunnytshirt ball would not have been seen by the audience after 250 raymond india version https://t.co/0vOwIqg2NJ via @sharethis

@coolfunnytshirt 250 k baad audience ko bhi ball dikhayi nahi di hogi aymond India version https://t.co/0vOwIqg2NJ via @sharethis


because pappu can't dance, he sprays on gucci's perfume

coz pappu cant dance saala  .  .  .  .  gucci ka perfume lagata h sala :p :d


look at this, sharmaji's son became PM in foreign https://twitter.com/IndiaTodayFLASH/status/649605553929371648 …

Ye dekho Sharma ji ka launda.. Videsh me PM ban gaya..https://twitter.com/IndiaTodayFLASH/status/649605553929371648 …


@PoojaMissra lalu and nitish have looted bihar together #NitishKaNakliVikas

@PoojaMissra Lalu and Nitish ne milke Bihar ko luta hai #NitishKaNakliVikas


@Mocksterr now leo will go to vaishno devi bare foot

@Mocksterr leo nange pair vaishno devi jayega ab


@obscurehamlet Phat nahi rahi.. Inpe joke achche bante hai..


Nice bro! Nice... Khaane ka Mann ho raha hai


tum to emotional kar dete ho yaar .  .  .


when did this happen? how did it happen? what happened?


It was a conspiracy against us ~ saeed ajmal first bowl with a straight hand you fool, open the mouth later  #Pakistan #IndvsPak

It was a conspiracy against us ~ Saeed Ajmal Pehle seedhe haath se bowl daal le pagle , fir moo kholna #Pakistan #IndvsPak


it was 3:30 o'clock and now it 's going to be 5.30 o'clock soon yet you have not come salman how much do we wait salman. i realy love you salman

3.30 baje kaha or ab 5.30 bajane wale h abi tak aap nahi aaye kitna wait kare salman .i really love u salman


@TarekFatah sir greetings to you, your efforts has gradually started showing some changes now #MuslimWomenDignity #TripleTalaq

@TarekFatah saab Mubarak ho ! Aap ke efforts ab aahista aahista rang dikhane lage hain 0 #MuslimWomenDignity #TripleTalaq


@Connoisier oh, i do. i have a mother and sister at home

@Connoisier oh, I do. ghar par maa behen hai :P


lol. sometimes the excuse of injury, sometimes the rain. you are the one to lose in the end.

Lol. Kabhi chot ka bahan kabhi baarish ka. Haarna tumhe waise hi hai.


@iamGunjanGrunge atleast you remembered him through this excuse

@iamGunjanGrunge isi bahane tune use yaad to kiya


@peachypiscean we are hindu, india is our country

@peachypiscean Hindu hai him watan hai Hindustan hamara.


@sardesairajdeep sir my phone starts releasing smoke as i open your TL. never even dal burns in the cooker in such a bad way.

.@sardesairajdeep Sir aapki TL kholte hi mobile se dhuaan nikalne laga. Itni buri tarah se to kabhi cooker me daal bhi nahi jalti meri.


i don't know a bit about GST, however i keep posting jokes on it as it is trending #Gst #GSTForNewIndia #gstrollout

Gst k baare me mujhe jhaant bhr ki knowledge nhi pr Trending hai is liye jokes banaye jara hu. #Gst #GSTForNewIndia #gstrollout


there are memories of split moments left in the bottle, after drinking, we live them again, then die again #Aadab

botal mein bichhde palon ki yaadein hoti hai, jo pikar hum unhe phir jeete hai, phir marte hai.
#Aadab


all the phones that samsung makes, looks similar

Samsung jitne bhi phone bana le, sab same dikhte hai.


give one more push #TejoMahalayhttps://twitter.com/ANINewsUP/status/714825022859128832 …

Ek dhakka aur do #TejoMahalayhttps://twitter.com/ANINewsUP/status/714825022859128832 …


manikchand . . . zee cine. . . don't know how many awards appear on the new year

manikchand .  .  .  . zee cine .  .  . na jaane kaun kaun se awards aate hain new year par  !


lifted my leg a little and when i looked back, parthiv patel had done his work #BoycottHindiCommentary #GLvMI

"Halka sa pair utha aur jab tak peeche mud ke dekha, parthiv patel apna kaam kar chuke the" #BoycottHindiCommentary #GLvMI


mother's love, howells wire will be used to make roti and tandoor.

Maa ka pyar, havells ke wire se roti banegi aur tandoor bhi.


brother, we have complete faith in you .... you cannot say such a thing ever .... love you brother ?

bhaijaan hume aap par pura barosa he....aap aisi baat kavi kaar hi nhi skte....lov u bhaijaan?????????


when is holi, when is holi? virat kohli will knock out pakistan #IndiaPakSlogans

Holi kab hai, kab hai holi?
Pakistan ki bajayega virat kohli

#IndiaPakSlogans


everyone knows that bhai is behind aaradhya bachchan. meaning bhai will also set her career

 ab ye toh sab hi jaante hai ki Aradhya Bachhan ke peeche bhai ka haath hai. Errr.
Matlab uska bhi career set karenge bhai.


.@HuffPostIndia brother, aliens jokes better than you

.@HuffPostIndia bhai tumse achche joke to Naiduniya wale maar lete hai


westbound into the united states of america - ongoing bridge inspection- construction - may be delays - eastbound into canada- trucks no delay -cars no delay

westbound into the u . s . - ongoing bridge inspection- construction - may be delays - eastbound into canada- trucks no delay -cars no delay


my most fav twitter line of 2015 "sister sometimes concentrate on your husband too"

My most fav twitter line of 2015

"Behen kabhi apne pati par bhi dore daal diya kar"


bhai aap tou best he bajrangi bhaijaan ATBB hogi


@Insane_chorri stop it now, will you make me cry in the night? @HathwalaThakur @hitennarendra @MeetUunngLee

@Insane_chorri Bas karo ab raat me rulaogi kya @HathwalaThakur @hitennarendra @MeetUunngLee


@narendramodi sir i loved your '' man ki bat ''. thank you sir

@narendramodi sir mujhe aapki '''' man ki bat '''' bhut achha lga . thank you sir


for the next 2 years it does not seem that good news will come

Agle aur 2 saal tak aisa lag nahi raha ki good news aayega :(


kachua sir teaches both hindi and english

hindi aur english dono hi kachua sir padhte hain .  .  .  . :d


where are the people of #JNU? isn't it a murder or violence? #Hindulivesmatter @Sagatikaghose @sardesairajdeep Nidhi Razdan ?

Kahan gaye #JNU wale ? Yeh murder ya violence nahin ? #Hindulivesmatter @Sagatikaghose @sardesairajdeep Nidhi Razdan ?


arranged to send rudalis from rajasthan today to #JNU .what you say to accompany them in crisis?  @tufailelif @rishibagree @AnupamPkher

Arranged to send Rudalis from Rajasthan today to #JNU . Matam me inka sath dene ke liye . Kya kahtey hey @tufailelif @rishibagree @AnupamPkher


iI feel so cold that I never used to do this. . :d

mujhe to itni thand lgti h ki mei kbhi aesa nhi krti thi .  .  :d


modi: this Kapil Mishra..
shah:pic.twitter.com/QSsQC9ynys

Modi: Ye Kapil Mishra..
Shah:pic.twitter.com/QSsQC9ynys


@narendramodi sir, please get barnol also distributed for free. a lot of people are going to need it#GST _IMPACT

"@narendramodi sir please Burnol ko bhi free mein distribute karwa de. Bahut logon ko jarurat padne waali hai #GST _IMPACT


don't know where did jignya go after the super duper flop show, you see he must have gone to satisfy his lustTowanhi in Red Lighting Area Janu?

Super duper flop show k bad jignya na Jane Kaha gayab Ho gaya dekh Lena kaha apni aag buzane gaya he? Red lighting area #jnu me tovnhi hain? #JigneshFlopShow


@iamGunjanGrunge had eaten marriage laddoos

@iamGunjanGrunge haha.. Shaadi ka laddoo jo khaye....


@doc_chopra did the call feature in the phone stop working?

@doc_chopra phone me call feature ne kaam karna band kar diya kya ?


@Indian_Azzurri will beat you hard. rashi also

@Indian_Azzurri Bahut maroonga. Rashi bhi


RT @Srk_HolicJaved : that wicked laugh of this man ... shah rukh khan ... birds talk about flying madan chopra not broken wings

RT @Srk_HolicJaved : That Wicked Laugh of This Man ... Shah Rukh Khan ... Udne Ki Bat Parinde Krte Hain Madan ChopraTute Hue Par Nahi ... httpâ€¦


Ra_Bies @runjhunmehrotra no brother, I do not like anyone that does not respect you. must have values and virtues

@Ra_Bies @runjhunmehrotra nahi bhaiyya mujhe bilkul pasand nahi ke aapki koi izzat na kare. Sanskaar hone chahiye


this is always the case, when the match is being held, these tricks come handy

ye to hamesha ka hai , jab match ho raha hota hai , to ye totke kaam aate hain yaar


anyone wanna tell me why us trending says bon jovi performed at the grammys. aren't they in february ?

anyone wanna tell me why us trending says bon jovi performed at the grammys .  aren't they in feb ?


heroic entry brother #Kohli #Champ #IndvsBan

Thalaivar entry daa #Kohli #Champ #IndvsBan


many #SurgicalStrikes happened such as on pakistan's terrorism, on black money, on naxals in TTT, and on opposition's scams, that's why education is destroyed

#SurgicalStrikes to bahut hue ! Pak pe Aatankwad pe KaaleDhan pe TTT pe Naxal pe Vipaksh ke Scams pe ! Tabhi to Chichha bigadey hue hai


@MeetUunngLee just bacardi is speaking, i am not

@MeetUunngLee bas, Bacardi bol rahi hai main nahi :-D


@Atheist_Krishnaplease  take me back into AAP pic.twitter.com/atrsFMmxpU

@Atheist_Krishna mujhe bhi le lo na wapas AAP me..pic.twitter.com/atrsFMmxpU


oh no, what have I read? mainepic.twitter.com/LtzUWsGjyL

chi chi chi ye kya padh liya mainepic.twitter.com/LtzUWsGjyL


are you framing the god too?, you cruel lady

Tumne bhagwaan ko bhi phaansa? Haaye zaalim kanya


hahahaha .  .  .  4 games aur unke bhi repeat :d


@Singhlicious @MohitParmarr Thodi training kar daeen meri kadey kudiyaan to time Miley jad


@Atheist_Krishna take this hand grenade sambhalpic.twitter.com/vJNL3jSFc7

@Atheist_Krishna Ye le Hand grenade sambhalpic.twitter.com/vJNL3jSFc7


#Dhoni don't keep hitting, be calm, keeping something to tweet tomorrow, will not tweet everything today only

#Dhoni maar nahi hai shant ho jao ... Kal ke liya bhi kuch rakhu aaj he sab tweet kar dunge kya ...


akshay kumar himself got confused between them brother. married twinkle misunderstanding her as raveena. https://twitter.com/Sarcaism_/status/766237338829717505

Unme to khud Akshay Kumar bhi confuse ho gaya tha bhai. Raveena samajh ke Twinkle ke sath shaadi kar li.https://twitter.com/Sarcaism_/status/766237338829717505 …


why would I support bangladesh, we having lost?

har gaye to thode na bangladesh ko support karunga .  .


this advertisements confused me a lot in my childhood

bachpan me inn advertisement ne bahut confuse kiya hai .  :@


@Matchify eating one other's eaten food  strengthens love #SingleNoMore

@Matchify Ans 9 jhootha khane se pyaar badhta hai #SingleNoMore


itni detail tujhe kha se pta chalin  ?  ?  ?


is baar shaan bhai bach gaye .  .  !  !  :p


@theUglyDude007 @suzali86 if you would have everyday, you wouldn't have to go to office on sunday

@theUglyDude007 @suzali86 ruz kaam karta tu sunday ku office nahi jana padta


DM me your number, let's chat over what's app then

Number DM kar do, abhi Whatsapp karte hai


why did you leave it? it's alchohol, not a girl

tune kyu chhod diya? Ladki thodi hi hai, sharaab hai.


didn't you see the previous bill, there it was looking more closer to 20% #GoodAndSimpleTax #GST

Iske pehle ja bill nahi dekha tha kya bhai...usme to aur jyada 20% ke aas paas lagta tha....#GoodAndSimpleTax #GST


Came for giving out a speech ahven eatedn hundread mouses. https://twitter.com/CatWomaniya/status/741547722759512066

Sau chuhe kha ke billi pravachan dene chali  https://twitter.com/CatWomaniya/status/741547722759512066 …


your selected government is busy watching pogo and shaktiman, this is expected to happen

@OfficeOfRG aapki chunni hue sarkar Pogoman aur Shaktiman mein busy hai .. ye to hoga hi ..


how come a dead person can live again? it's too much

Marella hai toh woh zinda kaise ho sakta hai? Hadh hai.


delicious crab masala @Chilika dhaba #food #seafood #chilikadhaba #winterstart #dussera #special https://t.co/RfOGBOwmIT

Delicious Crab masala @Chilika dhaba ... #food #seafood #chilikadhaba #winterstart #dussera #special https://t.co/RfOGBOwmIT


aaj ke jamane me tv antena wala .  .  .  hhahaha .


sir hope u stood for sunanda bhabhi in the same way. i liked it https://twitter.com/ShashiTharoor/status/737512140131557376 …

Sir hope u stood for Sunanda bhabhi in the same way.. Achcha lagta humkohttps://twitter.com/ShashiTharoor/status/737512140131557376 …


@OYERJALOK : and the rock is cooking @TheRock with @priyankachopra while #Baywatch film Shoot . @baywatchmovie #RjAlok https://

RT @OYERJALOK : And the Rockkkkk is Cookingggggggg @TheRock with @priyankachopra while #Baywatch film Shoot . @baywatchmovie #RjAlok https://


from today, bae, baby please do a recharge for me

Aaj se shona " jaanu " baby recharge karwado na


@SherlynChopra leave kheera and try this https://twitter.com/RowdyTalks/status/790807557329661952 …

Cc @SherlynChopra kheera chhod ye try kare https://twitter.com/RowdyTalks/status/790807557329661952 …


@Sand_In_Deed pehle to ek Tharoor wali bhi thi


#TRUMP's work starts from today #RAEES #DonaldTrump #Donald #Trump #USA #America #president

Aaj se #TRUMP ka time shuru ...!! #RAEES #DonaldTrump #Donald #Trump #USA #America #president


@BolshoyBooze tribals are getting benefitted and you see recism in that too, looking like you are getting married

@BolshoyBooze Adivasi bhaiyon ka kalyan horaha aur tumko usmein racism dikhayi de raha hai, lagta hai tumhari shaadi hone wali hai :-P


beatifful, a song perfectly sung. hats off to little girl

Sundar ekdam sahi Gaya Hua gana.chhotisi gudiya ko naman


@aanchalator kader khan, rishi kapoor, and shashikala's "ghar ghar ki kahani" .

@aanchalator arre ghar ghar ki kahani. Kader khan rishi kapoor shashikala one


@HathwalaThakur what a hit on @ArvindKejriwal thakur brother

@HathwalaThakur hahaa.. Thakur bhai kya thoka hai aapne @ArvindKejriwal ko


nta viewers 7:00 am on other tuesdays are 10000 ,the viewers on this tuesday 7:00am are 50000000

nta viewers 7:00am on other tues 10 , 000 the viewers on this tues 7:00 50 , 000000


guddu can't stand up because he is already standing

guddu khada nhi ho sakta q ki guddu ka khada ho gya h :-(


propose dude. give her flowers. tell her how much you love her.

Propose dude . Give her flowers . Tell her how much you love her


PIB_India #UHF railMinIndia: 67% more funds allotted for passenger amenities #RailBudget2015 catch it live http://t.co/Yurj6O5LMW

PIB_India #UHF RT RailMinIndia : 67% more funds allotted for passenger amenities #RailBudget2015 Catch it live http://t.co/Yurj6O5LMW


@Atheist_Krishna what did she say? haipic.twitter.com/wy6B5r9a8x

@Atheist_Krishna kya baat boli haipic.twitter.com/wy6B5r9a8x


@DefucktiveHumor it's in android marshmallow too @kitAnurag

@DefucktiveHumor android marshmallow me bhi hai  @kitAnurag


@ndtv: jnu student kanhaiya kumar, arrested on sedition charges, granted bail by delhi high court. https://t.co/Y1NVk2mRuP

RT @ndtv : JNU student Kanhaiya Kumar , arrested on sedition charges , granted bail by Delhi High Court . https://t.co/Y1NVk2mRuP


@kavitabika don't you even talk. you went to australia and did not bring anything for me @byomkesbakshi

@kavitabika tum to baat hi mat karo.. Australia gayee aur kuch layee bhi nahi mere liye @byomkesbakshi


@iamGunjanGrunge tomorrow i will play holi, you only have to take care of the match brother

@iamGunjanGrunge Kal Holi khelna hai.. Kal to match tumhe hi samhalna padega bhai


english vatavarn  ? /  .  .  .  to guddu ko english movie bhi dekhne do


@ArvindKejriwal sir #SurgicalStrike ka video nahi dekha thha na. aaj ka match dekh lo #INDvPAK #CT 17

@ArvindKejriwal Sir #SurgicalStrike ka video nahi dekha thha na .. Aaj ka match dekh lo #INDvPAK #CT 17


problems does nor arise due size of the city, they arise irrespective of how big a city is

masle sheher ke bade ya chote hone se nahi hote hai .. masle to bas ho jaate hai ..!!


@001SHREYANS forgive me brother, will not do that again @zzoker

@001SHREYANS maaf kar do bhai, ab se nahi karunga  @zzoker


#GST rates have been lowered, shouldn't growth come in line now brother

#GST rates Kam ho Gaye ...Aab to growth patri par aa jayengi na Bhai....


@adhia03 your name is hasmukh but you make everyone cry, made us cry during both #DeMonetisation and #GST, our business collapsed, have some mercy on us @BJP4India

@adhia03 Ur name is hasmukh par tum sabko rulate "ho #DeMonetisation #GST dono me "rulaya dhandha "choupat daya karo Mai baap @BJP4India


mr.modi will be hearing sad words on vividh bharti now, why did this happen? how did it happed?

Modi ji abhi vividh bharti par dard bhare naghme sun rahe honge. Ye kya hua.. kaise hua..


look at this @twinitisha ka instagrampic.twitter.com/zJ8jPFqwiK

Ye dekho @twinitisha ka instagrampic.twitter.com/zJ8jPFqwiK


" if 15000 cctv for obama is possible in 2 days then 150000 cctv is also possible in 5 years .  "


dear minister tell us what is in  breakfast after smelling https://twitter.com/NewsBytesApp/status/880371686721241088 …

Zara soongh ke batao mantriji nashta mein kya hai?https://twitter.com/NewsBytesApp/status/880371686721241088 …


used to stalk girls of other sections from far away

doosre section ki bandiyan bhi taad lete the :p


how can we keep a hope from people who don't even seek forgiveness after destroying nation with #demonatization and #GST?

desh ko #GST #demonetization se Barbad karneke baad Bhi JIN logo ne kabhi maafi nahi maangi Aise logo se hum koi Aur UMMID bhi kaise rakh sakte hai? I mean kaise? How?


@iMademoiselle dance with all your heart


@zehernaak go to sleep quickly after entering the train

@zehernaak andar ghuste hi so jaana... train mein!


people like him are also giving knowledge Sigh.https://twitter.com/SuchAMisfit/status/660861799458332672

Aise log bhi gyaan de rahe hai. Sigh.https://twitter.com/SuchAMisfit/status/660861799458332672 …


when did i say that? "ye jo alka alka suroor he"

Ye kab bola maine?! :-O
Ye jo alka alka suroor hai?


salman, your fans love you not because of your religion but because you are indian first. and all your fans do love you irrespective of their religion

Salman apke fans pahle apka dharm nhi.....apke Indian pahle hone ki vajah se pasand karte h. Aur apke sbhi chahne wale ka koi bi dharm ho.salman aap Hiro ho unke


only the first night of marriage,  wife: today is our first night, please say something romantic, anoop soni: be alert and awake, protect tourself, hail india

सुहाग रात

Wife: Aaj hamari pehli raat hai.. Kuch boliye na romantic sa..

Anoop soni :Savdhaan aur satark rahe, apna khyaal rakhe, jai hind


@SirJadeja : sachin tendulkar can be replaced by virat kohli. but no one can ever replace ms dhoni . retweet if you agree. #IndvsBan #BANvsI

RT @SirJadeja : Sachin Tendulkar Can Be Replaced By Virat Kohli . But No One Can Ever Replace MS Dhoni . RT If You Agree . #IndvsBan #BANvsI


when you can't keep your finger straight, then don't try to do so

Jab Ungli sehen nahi hoti to kiya bhi mat karohttps://twitter.com/Vidyut/status/638282280428011520 …


@BolshoyBooze people's can't make it disappear and i can't learn it

@BolshoyBooze logon ki jaati nahi meri aati nahi ,


@indiantweeter after paying emi of iphonr, brio, and 3bhk home, can't afford a meal also

@indiantweeter daal roti chal jati hai bhai iPhone, Brio aur 3 bhk ka EMI bharne ke bad


maternal uncle is no more, i am broke now


yes brother, we all do this, but nobody tells about it. but, a girls's direct message feels much better, yes.

haha bhai, ye hum karte hai bas bataate nahi hai. _/\_
Magar ladki a DM feels much better, yes :P


@basantiiii Koo tumhe ye sab bhi chalu kar diya.. Chalo achcha hai


owaisi in dream, "hail mother india"
owaisi wakes up, feels sorry "afzal i am embarrassed".

Owaisi in dream, "Bharat Mata ki Jai!"
Owaisi wakes up, feels sorry "Afzal hum sharminda hain".


this doesn't happen always in all cases, why are you defaming teachers?

this doesn't happen always in all cases kyo  ,  teachers ko badnam kar rahe ho  ?


acknowledged me twice and sat 2 rows back at the knicks game !  #ca7

could be one of the greatest nights of my life carmelo anthony winked &amp


are you going to strech mother into it, when will your thirst satisfy? it's too much bro

maa ko bhi beech mein layega, yaar teri pyas kab bhujegi? Hadh hai yaar.


@ruchikokcha beggers like us say with all our hearts, beatiful people also asked for mutton niharipic.twitter.com/t3liMDo9lD

@ruchikokcha Dil lekar kahde hai hum jaise bhikari, maanga bhi toh husn walo ne toh mutton niharipic.twitter.com/t3liMDo9lD


people were being happy hearing justice for muslim sisters while set things on fire when hindu sisters got justice #tripleTalaq #haryanaBurning

Muslim Behenon kon Justice milne par khush ho rahe the Bhakts " Hindu behen ko Justice mila toh AAG laga diye 0 #tripleTalaq #haryanaBurning


@OneTipOneHand_ you gonna have to go dirty low to reach at my heights

@OneTipOneHand_ "Meri uchaiyon pe pohochne ke liye bohot girna padega" :P


@chinu_bhai: @Dorkstar don't make me remember bro, i have been till today

"@chinu_bhai: @Dorkstar Yaad mat dila bhai... Aaj tak paidal he ghoom raha hu.."


@runjhunmehrotra this is why only half of the things is told, half cavity and half root canal, understand the technicality behind it

@runjhunmehrotra isiliy toh aadhi batein boli, aadha cavity aadha root kanal. Technicality ko samjho


indian cricket is all about mr.sharma's son or mr.sharma's daughter

indian cricket is all about sharma ji ka ladka ya sharma ji ki ladki .  .  . :p


@Champ_Nikk have you tried jodhpur's onion kachori?

@Champ_Nikk pyaaz ki kachori khayee hai Jodhpur ki


see this photo of big beetle pic.twitter.com/ksoMUunqab

ye le bade jingoor ki photo dekhpic.twitter.com/ksoMUunqab


@BrokenCricket: virat kohli can walk on water. virat kohli can read girls mind. virat kohli can cross bermuda triangle.

RT @BrokenCricket : Virat Kohli can walk on water .. Virat Kohli can read girls mind .. Virat Kohli can cross Bermuda triangle ..


@Sulci_Gyri somethings had to do that. it won't happen from today.

@Sulci_Gyri kabhi kabhi karna padta hai. Ab se band


@Gurmeetramrahim #BlockBusterMSG thank you father, and a very happy mahashivratri to you too http://t.co/Tio1nD76t3

@Gurmeetramrahim #BlockBusterMSG Thanku papa ji n ap ji ko bhi Mahashivratri ke bht2 mubark ho ji ....!!!!!!! http://t.co/Tio1nD76t3


Rana Ayyub is like the bell of twitter. anyone who comes across him rings it

Rana Ayyub is the ghanta of twitter.

Jo bhi aata hai baja ke jata hai..


manmohan also staged a black strip today. strip is not leaving him. sometimes on the arm and sometimes on the mouth.

Manmohan ne bhi aaj kaali patti laga kar dharna diya. Patti unka peecha nahin chhod rahi. Kabhi baanh par to kabhi munh par.


@friendlii_ghost @Atheist_Krishna who is this vinoo mankad with him?

@friendlii_ghost @Atheist_Krishna iske saath ye vinoo mankad kaun hai?


leave ashutosh open in delhi, bjp will win 70 seats. there is still time

Ashutosh ko dilli mein khulla chhod do,  BJP 70 seats par jeetegi guaranteed. Abhi bhi time hai.


government please make a phone call!. nowadays the call rates have reduced a lot. some plans have free calls as well! #DelhiPollution #Okjarrisolove #DelhierPollution

"Sarkar phone call kar lijiye! Aaj Kal call rates Bohot kam ho gye hai. Some plans have free calls as well! #delhipollution #yokejrisoslow #delhiAirpollution


@someUSER down to blaze with joe and i tomorrow?

@someUSER down to blaze with joe and i tomorrow ?


#LaluMuktBihar is like pickle without mold

#LaluMuktBihar is like Fafoond Mukt Anchaar


nope. wake up at 8? of all things, dinner? at 9 ? have mercy! plus you weren't even bored when i quit tattling!

nope . wake up at 8 ? of all things , dinner ?? at 9 ?? daya kardo ! plus you weren't even born when i quit tattling !


@HathwalaThakur brother they have ac in their toilets @Jadhugar @ArvindKejriwal

@HathwalaThakur bhai inke toilets me bhi AC hai @Jadhugar @ArvindKejriwal


whatever i thinks to comment, it has already been done, moreover there are 50+ likes on it

a jo comment krne ko socho wo pehle hi kar diya fehta hai kisi ne .  .  aur wo bhi 50+ likes k sath :d


@kazal1401 @KurkureSnacks be piquant this festival #whysosweet
#whysosweetcards http://bit.ly/1LRo6BC pic.twitter.com/pvyczpEajq

@kazal1401 @KurkureSnacks Be chatpata this tayohaar
#whysosweet
#whysosweetcards http://bit.ly/1LRo6BC pic.twitter.com/pvyczpEajq


gets up. voice from the lounge "look at there one more supporter waking up"

Gets up . Voice from the lounge " Aur dekho aik aur supporter jaag gyi hai " ðŸ™„ðŸ™„ðŸ™„ðŸ™„


The beginning is a swarm of great speaking masters today, call the clock of war  https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/824332292608892928

Aarambh hai prachand bole mastakon ki jhund aaj jung ke ghadi ki tum puhaar do https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/824332292608892928


colors has a gujarati channel. can't wait to see balika vadhu in gujarati.

Colors has a Gujarati channel. Can't wait to see Balika Vadhu in Gujarati.


srk: an angel will come from heaven and will bring old monk for us
#KalHoNaHoDevdasMashUp #NoPaisa #MonthEnd

SRK: Ek angel aayega heaven se, aur woh hum sabke liye old monk layega
#KalHoNaHoDevdasMashUp #NoPaisa #MonthEnd


@ankitlal if there is a spy camera then, post photo also. did you give spy camera for debonair blog?

.@ankitlal  Spy cam hai to photo bhi daal do. Spy cam kya debonair blog ko de diye?


watched the vow for the 5th time and i'm still tearing. what's wrong with this movie. it's tooo. omg i can't even.

watched the vow for the 5th time and i'm still tearing .  what's wrong with this movie .  it's tooo .  .  .  omg i can't even .


and here i am, salman's fan, won'n you welcome me?

lo aa gya mai...salman ka fan...swagat nhi kroge hamara?


good luck to @someUSER tomorrow at the #freakshow in las vegas!! get after it man. you're going to smash on fools! :)

good luck to @someUSER tomorrow at the #freakshow in las vegas  !  !  get after it man .  you're going to smash on fools !  :)


one year ago: mother ganga has called me. one year later: now if i come, will come being soaked #Modi

1 Saal Pahle : Mujhe ganga maiyya ne bulaya hai . 1 Saal Baad : Ab agar aaya to bhigo bhigo ke ...... #Modi


@NehaT_ aunty don't you ever read my piece @bhak_sala

@NehaT_ aunty mere piece kabhi mat padhna  @bhak_sala


i am going there next week, i love evening at there

Main ja raha hun agle hafte. Mujhe wahan ki shaam bahut pasand hai.


gandhi is a murderer. he killed subhash chandra bose

(gandhi)he iz a murderer. he killed subhas ch. bose


Saddar of america "india's true friend is sitting in white house " #Trump

Amriki Saddar " White House Me Bharat Ka Sacha Dost Betha Hai " #Trump


love is like michael jackson's 8th nose . you'll never understand it

love is like michael jackson's 8th nose  .  .  you'll never understand it


crowd was almost same but size of accommodation was different. 100 people in 500 square yards plot and 100 people in 200 square yards plot.

crowd was almost same but size of accommodation was different .  100 people in 500 syds .  plot and 100 people in 200 sqyds .  plot .


@ek_samosa_dena i was put on block from my birth

@ek_samosa_dena mujhe to paida hote hi block pel diya


@ImRaina when is chat session?. i don't want to misst it this time #AskRaina

@ImRaina Chat session kab hai ... Is baar mujhe miss nahi karna hai .... #AskRaina


@dhaval241086 the one who has shame, losses his karam @BihariTweeter

@dhaval241086 jisne kari sharam.. Uske phoote karam  @BihariTweeter


brother bumrah, you throw this many yorkers, should have atleast played one

Bumrah bhai, itni yorkers maarta hai, ek to khel bhi leta


wicket by mohit sharma something seriously wrong with south africa. #SAvsIND

Mohit Sharma KO wicket . Something seriously wrong with SA . #SAvsIND


you are getting too active brother @ garbage bin

tu bada active ho rakha hai bhai @ garbage bin


i have a feeling you and i like you so much, i have been watching you since my childhood and will see you till my death fourm nepal

Muje aap bhout aache lagkte hai bachpan se dekti aa rai hu or marte dam tak dekungi i am a big fan. . . . 4rm nepal


i don't want, doga, I have thought that I should dedicate my life as a sudo nationalist on twitter.

@Ra_Bies nahi chahiye Doga, maine soch lliya hai ki apna jeewan twitter par pseudo nationalist ban kar samarpan kar du.


@MhaAgyaani mr.painter.please make our life somewhat easy thanksva! https://www.crashthepepsiipl.com/resources.html  #CrashThePepsiIPL

@MhaAgyaani Painter Babu humri life tanik aasaan bana diye hain. Thanksva! https://www.crashthepepsiipl.com/resources.html  #CrashThePepsiIPL


zayn has left the band, not this world #RIPZayn

Zayn ne band chhoda hai duniya nahi. #RIPZayn


@Ra_Bies sir i swear on pootna, i haven't done anything like this @svetlana25

@Ra_Bies Sir pootna ki kasam maine aisa kuch nahi kiya @svetlana25


@premlata_rai where are your eyes? haven't seen you till today

@premlata_rai teri aankhein hai kahan? Aaj tak nahi dikhe


stupido mentioned me. my luck has opened. wow, guruji, thanks a lot https://twitter.com/Stupidosaur/status/750327659989651456 …

Stupido mentioned me. Bas kismat khul gayi. Wahe guru ji da lakh lakh shukrhttps://twitter.com/Stupidosaur/status/750327659989651456 …


@Atheist_Krishna i wish i had a teacher like @LaliJogan37  @Sinceere_Angel

@Atheist_Krishna Kaash meri bhi @LaliJogan37 jaisi teacher hoti @Sinceere_Angel


@NamitaThe sister-in-law, remembered us after a long time

@NamitaThe Bhabhi bade din baad yaad kiya


gGuyssss meri profile picture kesi leg rahi hai..???


@BJP4India Modi Khattar slogan "beti padhao beti bachao'. In practice let rap and murder happen and be useless, shameful and keep watching

@BJP4India Modi Khattar slogan beti padhao beti bachao'. In practice rape murder honay do. Nikamba baysarm ho kar dekhtay raho.


They misspelled humor as tumor. https://twitter.com/thetanmay/status/885398655485837312 …

Humor bola hai, tumor padh liya inhone.https://twitter.com/thetanmay/status/885398655485837312 …


If you take mustard oil in Mumbai, then you are a disease #बिहारी_हो_तुम

Agar Mumbai mein aakar bhi raai ka tel lagao toh #बिहारी_हो_तुम


No problem if life is not going well, WiFi should be running properly #FirstWorldProblem

Zindagi theek nahi chal rahi to koi baat nahi, WiFi theek se chalna chahiye
#FirstWorldProblem


we did not elect #AbkiModiSarkar to say condemn. we want action. Before pakistan, traitors and corrupted people should face #surgicalstrike

Ab condemn bolne ke liye #AbkiModiSarkar nai laye the Action chaiye .. Pakistan se pehle India ke andar jo gaddar hai unpe #surgicalstrike ho


Only mother understands everything.  This Guddu always reminds me of mother. : '(

bus maa hi sab samjhti hai .  .  . ye guddu hamesha maa ki yaad dilata hai .  .  . :'(


What you got man ? ? ? ?  it is written by a girl and as you are not indian you may not know what is score! ! !

what you got man  .  .  .  .  ?  ?  ?  ?  it is written by a girl and as you are not indian you may not know what is score  !  !  !


@klpe @sinpulsive understood nothing @drpoonam

@klpe @sinpulsive kuch pata nahi chala  @drpoonam


"Jai bhole baba", Happy mahashivratri @akshaykumar sir , @mrsfunnybones mam & all akkians .

Jai bhole baba Happy mahashivratri @akshaykumar sir , @mrsfunnybones mam & all akkians .


bro guddu answeres with great confidence :) :) :) :d :d :d :d

yaar guddu bade confidence se answer diya :) :) :) :d :d :d :d


In the local bus in @narendramodi sir, the public is listening to you on calmly, keep the trust of the public like this from Sandari Siwana. RJ

@narendramodi sir me local bus me hu Janta #GST pe apki shrahan kr Rahi hai ap aise hi Janta ka Bharosa banaye rakiye from Samdari Siwana.RJ


Which God are you looking for? The God is here pic.twitter.com/4rgYmta15j

Kis khuda ko dhund rahe ho? Khuda toh yahan hai.pic.twitter.com/4rgYmta15j


@narendramodi, who took a loan from Japan for #BulletTrain, now starts charging interest from Ludhiana bus stand via #GST

#BulletTrain ke liye jo Japan se loan liya hai @narendramodi uska Sood ab #GST ke roop mein Ludhiana bus stand vasoolna shuru


RT @RoflGandhi_ : From ' broken shoulder ' to ' injured shoulder '. how come he recovered this fast overnight? did you apply patanjali tube?  @vivekagnihotri https

RT @RoflGandhi_ : From ' broken shoulder ' to ' injured shoulder ' overnight . Itna fast recovery , Patanjali lep lagaye kya @vivekagnihotri https


.@Rollingstone678 are you a donkey, should we feed grass to you? @iamGunjanGrunge @witchybitchygal

.@Rollingstone678 tu gadha hai kya jo log tujhe ghaas daalte hai @iamGunjanGrunge @witchybitchygal


@zoomphatak money changes peoples's intentions. I also want it.

@zoomphatak Paisa insaan ki neeyat badal deta hai. Mujhe bhi chahiye.


Cricket has been changed so much. war is ahead now. Start practicing speaking hail mother India

@RanaAyyub cricket ko hi itna change agaya .. abhi war hai agey .. bharath mata ki jai bolna practice karlo


If #ShivRajSinghChauhan calls humself #trump, it won't be surprising

#ShivRajSinghChauhan agar apne to #trump keh de to ki herani nahi hogi 0


Let's here some stories on queues today #notebandi #aniversary @myfmindia #jiyodilse #ChaloAajKuchAchchaSunteHain

Chalo Aaj kuch Queue k kisse sunte hain 0 #notebandi #aniversary @myfmindia #jiyodilse #ChaloAajKuchAchchaSunteHain


@bhaiyyajispeaks whether we are big or small, we are definitely above that small man :P

@bhaiyyajispeaks hum bade ho ya nahi, us chote aadmi se to bohot uppar hai :P


@Miss_Ankiita Bebo this is a matter of love, we can't interfere and speak in between here

@Miss_Ankiita bebo ye pyaar ka mamla hai.. hum log beech me nahi bol sakte


If scam happens during reign of @INCIndia, #manmohansingh is believed guilty and if same happens during reign of BJP, officials are made guilty, and they say this as fair journalism, freinds I will not do corruption and will not allow anyone to do corruption

Ghotala @INCIndia ke raj me ho to #manmohansingh doshi " bjp ke raj me ho to officials doshi .. aur ise kahte nishpaksh patrakarita .. mitroooooo ....... Na khaunga " na khane dunga ..


Do you have children? What should be there in the society where people rape children?

tumhare bachche hai ? ! Jis society mein log bacchon ko rape karte hai waha kya hona chahiye ?


Hey, how many subjects do kachua sir can teach? Sometimes English, sometimes Maths :o

are ye kachua sir kine subjects padha lete hai ?  kabhi english ,  kabhi maths :o


Everyone was stuck to one another, but we #lost the #game :(

chipke to the sab log but we #lost #game:-(


Nothing has changed since 1992. India won and Pakistan lost. Sachine was in stadium and was in front of TV. India was great, is great and will be great forever. Jai Hind

Kuch nahi badla since 1992 ... India wonPak lostSachin was in stadiumI was infront of TVHindustan Zindabaad tha , hai aur Rahega . Jai Hind


Stop it chikoo @TweetErrant, will you make me cry now?

Bas kar chikoo @TweetErrant Ab rulaega kya


love you mother, you always hide all our mistakes and shower your unconditional love all the time.

love u maa .  .  .  u always hide all our mistakes n shower your unconditional love all d tyme  .  .


Dad's have all different understanding. Read economics and your purchasing power will decrease

1 ye papao ka alg hi rhta hai  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . eco .  pdha kro purchasing power kam ho jati h time k sath


aise kawn baat karta hai be ?  meri dulhan lol


@witchybitchygal now comes to rest my restless heart

@witchybitchygal ab jaake aaya mere bechain dil ko aaram


@iSharadPandey ha ha ha...aur bhi kar dengey :)


Everybody ignores such brutal rape cases. But when it will happen in neighbouring country, tears will drop, no problem with that but first look at your own home

Everybody ignores such brutal rape cases. Par jab padosi desh me hoga to aansu "bahaenge no problem with that par apne ghar me to dekho.


RT @itspakukhan: #SunoMyHeartSaysIshq there is a spoiled child #BeOurTrendTeamPartner @TeamFaizaTrends The trailer has been released yet, the original picture is yet to be released :) https://t.co/A0GBD5j907

RT @itspakukhan : #SunoMyHeartSaysIshq Bacha haiBighra howa #BeOurTrendTeamPartner @TeamFaizaTrends Abhi to trailer release huva hai , asli picture abhi baaki hai :) https://t.co/A0GBD5j907


#proudtobemarathi #PeshwaBajirao If not an elephant, not a marathi #KedarJadhav #SachinTendulkar

#proudtobemarathi #PeshwaBajirao Jo Hathi Nahi Wo Marathi Nahi #KedarJadhav #SachinTendulkar


This confession has vowed to make me cry daily.

roz rulane ki kasam khayi han is confession ne  .  .


:-D That also five in one, one left to each driver and one to the right

:-D Woh bhi ek mein 5, ek-ek driver ke left aur right mein


Now, it has become easy to go home on #holi and #diwali

Ab #holi and #diwali me ghar jana hua aasan


@Fabled_Me mene pahle badi wali likhi thi


bro, you can't do more. you don't speak this, you don't deserve it

tumse zyada nahi ho sakti yaar. Tum na bolo ye, not deserving hai.


Why be afraid if I love. and why did I love? objected

Pyar Kiya to darna kya, Maine Pyar Kyu Kiya, Aitraaz


please bajrangi bhaijan one reply please, I am from rewa city in Madhya Pradesh

plz bajrangi bhaijan ek reply plz     mai m.p. ke rewa saher ka rahne vala hu


ya mein janta hun .  .  . all r fabulous


internet plan is over. recharge from paytm

Net pack khatam ho gaya..paytm se recharge karo..


Leave it to the girl talk and tell me, bro, what was answer of that 3rd question.

ladki ki baat chood yaar aur ye bata yaar woh jo 3rd question tha  .  .  uska ans kya tha  .  .


RT @Anureet18 : @princenarula88 won't miss it but today #PAKvsIND match is also there

RT @Anureet18 : @princenarula88 miss nahi karenge but aaj #PAKvsIND match bhi chal raha hai ....


@heisenjit Tur gaya Punjab ya halley hai aithey


@Ra_Bies had double fun @witchybitchygalpic.twitter.com/C1RL4rYcO3

@Ra_Bies ek saath do ke maze liye  @witchybitchygalpic.twitter.com/C1RL4rYcO3


@Atheist_Krishna chi chi chi ashleel launda


@ Insane_Chory I am scared of Twitter girls' Complaint @ Raveena_

@Insane_chorri Mujhe twitter ki ladkiyo ke compliment se darr lagta hai  @Ravinaa_


@UrbanZameendar yeah they taught us forging in mechanical lab @Ravinaa_

@UrbanZameendar haan mech lab me forging sikhayee thi  @Ravinaa_


when are you coming to Patna, Bihar for promotio of #Bajarangi_Bhaijaan?

Bihar(patna) kab aa rhe hai #Bajarangi_Bhaijaan ke promotion ke liye.


What is this relationship called? https://twitter.com/calestous/status/628777606037553152 …

Ye rishta kya kehlata hai...https://twitter.com/calestous/status/628777606037553152 …


Kejri the one born from wrong hole after India won: This is Modi's trick, the victim has been tortured on poor children. https://t.co/4xKnn7nLif

Kejri the one born from wrong hole after India won : Yeh to Modi ki chaal hai ji , bechhare bacchon per zulm dhaha diya https://t.co/4xKnn7nLif


How to use snapchat? Can't understang anything


@slimswamy Either they say too smart joke or too lame joke. You sould have made some jokes on salman too, a two day festival just passed by

@slimswamy Ya toh too smart joke maar dete ho ya too lame. Thoda salman khan jokes maar dete abhi festival aya tha 2 din ka.


@Priyansabajaj This is Barkha Dutt's trick @Insane_Chorri

@PriyancaBajaj ye Barkha Dutt ki chaal hai @Insane_chorri


@Anchorlore you are immersed in the colors of the country

@aanchalator aap desh ke rang main doobe hue ho


hahaha  .  .  .  sambhal ke  .  .  .  rocket kahin andar na chala jaye amla ke  .  .  .  .  pant mein


Hahahaha With age, the brain has also become old. where lion and where dog

hahahaha umar ke sath dimag bhi bhudha ho gaya hai .  .  .  .  kaha sher aur kaha kutta .  .  .  .


"What are you doing these days? Regret bhai regret."

Kya kar raha hai aajkal?

Regret bhai regret.


@Liaqat842 you were right about match timing at 3, it is too bad, have to go to old office tommorow to do work

@Liaqat842 tum sahi keh rhy thy yeh zayda buri timings hain 3 wali match kiðŸ˜³ subah purany office bhi jna hai kaam hai ðŸ˜


"@India_Logitech Me Sneezes, Mom: I do not know who has cursed my child #MyMomsLogic"

@India_Logitech Me Sneeeezes

Mom: Pata nahi kiski nazar lag gayee mere bachche ko

#MyMomsLogic


hey @OfficeOfRG will you say something chintu? Do not insist like this or else have to stand outside by becoming cock

Abbé @OfficeOfRG kuch bolega chintu? Aise zid nahi karte warna murga banakar bahar khade hona padega


@abhishekmadan @slimswamy you got passed by doing free classes? We got stuck. Still did not understand anything

@abhishekmadan @slimswamy free trial class karke nikal liye the Aap? Hum toh phas gaye the. Samajh fir bhi na aya tha kuch.


Rat @NatshaJayan6: #Apcam @ArvindKejriwal @Darkumarvasti He (@AmAadmiParty) was still near the heart yesterday, he is still close to. hail mother India

RT @natashajain6 : #AAPkaCM @ArvindKejriwal @DrKumarVishwas Wo ( @AamAadmiParty ) kal bhi dil ke paas the , Wo aaj bhi kareb hai ... Bharat Mata


whatever asks put it all and register it

jo bhi puche wo sab daalke register kar do .  .  :)


only request to those who will be voting, give vote to honest. give vote to aap

vote dene walon se yahi guzarish h  ,  imaandar ko vote de .  aap ko vote de


@BEERCHICKN why are you telling me your father's name?

@BEERCHICKN Aap apne daddy ka naam mujhe kyu bata rahe ho ?


Rohit sharma has taken a full day off today.

Rohit Sharma ne aaj full day off liya hai.


retweet @RShivshankar : #AgustaCongLink2 Why the Rahul-Kanishka transaction is controversial https://t.co/sFgzLHrQ4l

RT @RShivshankar : #AgustaCongLink2 Why the Rahul-Kanishka transaction is controversial https://t.co/sFgzLHrQ4l


@clued_up_chic yes like you are freaking breaking bangles in my memories

@clued_up_chic haan jaise tum to meri yaad me badi choodiyan tod rahi ho na


@xtreamgrumpy hahaha now there is a lack of time. sometime I will really become bro

@xtreamgrumpy hahaha abhi thoda samay ka abhav hai. kabhi zaroor banenge bhai :)


I don't miss any of your films, whether I go to someone's film or not.. but 2-3 times minimum I go to theater to watch your films with my friends.

apja ek vi film miss nehi karta, kisaka film k lia theatre jau ya na jau.. 2-3 Bar min. Apka film thetre mein dekhne zarur jataa hun dosto ko leke.


@premlata_rai you should properly open your eyes and see

@premlata_rai tu theek se aankhein khol kar dekh


welcome nick j! @someUSER in manila! so excited for the show on friday.

welcome nick j !  : " )  " @someUSER in manila !  so excited for the show on friday .


@Alllahdin call and say arrive by 9'o clock.

@Alllahdin phone kar ke bol 9 baje aajaye


if my mom really wants, she can even send me out covered in blanket. mother

meri ma ka bas chale toh bahar bhi blanket odha k bheje :') maa :*


@Singhlicious kaun sa color karta hai? @zzoker


Keep calm and keep work with work !!! #office #tgif #nametag #buddha #SouvenirFromManali #keepcalm http://t.co/qg7KrE3RMN

Keep calm and keep kaam se kaam !!! #office #tgif #nametag #buddha #SouvenirFromManali #keepcalm http://t.co/qg7KrE3RMN


@iamGunjanGrunge is defaming Sachin sir's name

@iamGunjanGrunge Sachin sir ka naam kharaab  kar raha hai


I do it man, yes. your ego is so small. Twitter is there, go easy.

I do it man, yes. Bahot chhoti ego hai tumhari. Twitter hai, go easy.


probably they have not watched history tv today #surgicalstrike

Lagta h inhone history tv ni dekha aaj#surgicalstrike


retweet @PMOIndia : The work of the banking sector in Jan Dhan Yojana is immense : prime minister @narendramodi

RT @PMOIndia : The work of the banking sector in Jan Dhan Yojana is immense : PM @narendramodi


@imRitikThakur bro you should apply a bit of brain.

@imRitikThakur bhai thoda khud bhi dimag lagao yaar


Today #Liberals situation is like #India in 90 s when #Sachin would out ...

Aaj #Liberals ki haalat Vohi Hai jo 90 s mein #Sachin ke out hone pe #India ki hoti thi ...


@TheTweetOfBaba Baba, hope that it happens ghee sugar in your mouth

@TheTweetOfBaba Baba, kaash aisa ho jaaye :"( tere muh mein ghee shakkar


@CineMaakiKasam @Mean_Rashi you were living a life of borrowing

@CineMaakiKasam @Mean_Rashi udaar wali zindagi Jee raha tha tu


@huh_watnow hehe.. now these long nights do not get over

@huh_watnow hehe.. ye lambi raate nahi katti ab


sir tomorrow #holi is also there and my mother's birthday is also there Please wish her...through 1 tweet...

sir kaal #holi v hain nd meri Maa ki birthday v hain 0 Please aap 1 tweet k zariye ... unhe .. wish kr dijiye ...


see bro I went to pee and Virat got out !! #SorryGuys

Le bhai mein mootne gaya aur Virat out !! #SorryGuys


retweet @CricketNDTV : #IPL8 Rajasthan 189/2 vs Delhi . Rahane 91 * , Nair 61 http://t.co/Dk5TFlfK6W #RRvDD

RT @CricketNDTV : #IPL8 Rajasthan 189/2 vs Delhi . Rahane 91 * , Nair 61 http://t.co/Dk5TFlfK6W #RRvDD


I also did this many times.  was monitor of the class .

ye to maine bhi bahut baar kiya .  monitor jo tha class ka .


did Tata Sky said yes to your marriage proposal? https://twitter.com/TweetErrant/status/769484272944177152 …

Tata Sky ne tere se shaadi ke liye haan bol diya kya ? https://twitter.com/TweetErrant/status/769484272944177152 …


what you like "only that will be discussed If you say night to a day" will say night #VoterFraud #Trump

Jo tumko ho pasand " wohi baat karenge 0 Tum din ko agar raat kaho " raat kahenge 0 #VoterFraud #Trump


Pant is not understanding. Mishra wants to finish this game by hitting 2-3 sixes in this over itself.

Pant samajh nahi raha hai. Mishra ji 2-3 chhakke laga kar game khatam karna chahte hain isi over me.


on sunday get on the ropes with james murphy. yogacity new york city yoga, meditation,  pranayama & kirtan events in new york city http/URL

sunday get on the ropes with james murphy . yogacity nyc | yoga ,  meditation ,  pranayama & kirtan events in new york city http/URL


@gvvaidya impact to achha nahi aaya waise ,,


perverted glamourous dreams.
#TwitterPoets

Sapne suhaane tharakpan ke.
#TwitterPoets


debate is necessary on the right thing #tripletalaq no one will do nor will let do but for country's piece everyone want #FreedomOfSpeech ..

Sahi cheej par debate ki jaroorat hai #tripletalaq koi NHI karega na Karne Dega but desh k tukde k bare me savko #FreedomOfSpeech chahiye ..


#GST se unn logo ko jyada loss hoga jinko 4 shop me Jake ek hi chiz ki price check karni hoti thi


daily zap: april 3rd: daily zap: april 3rd check out a whip around the league for all the highlights from ton .  .  .  http/URL


see you on march 24th .  from argentina to miami ,  no limits for #asot and @someUSER


@KaminiBae @PAYBACKIndia blow horn at red signal #PointKyaHai what is the point
@PAYBACKIndia

@KaminiBae @PAYBACKIndia red signal pe horn maarna #PointKyaHai Point Kya Hai
 @PAYBACKIndia


Wife: listen mop the floor
listen clean the utensils
listen clean the toilets
AK: they keep troubling us,we keep working
#KejriwalExcuses

Wife: Suno pocha laga lo
Suno bartan maanj do
Suno sandaas dho lo
AK: Woh pareshan karte rahe, hum kaam karte rahe
#KejriwalExcuses


: LAST NIGHT MAHASHIVRATRI RUDRABHISHEK ..... nine planets , Gauri Ganesh and anya godess god http://t.co/xBcBWCz8aY

: LAST NIGHT MAHASHIVRATRI RUDRABHISHEK ..... Nau grah , Gauri Ganesh and anya devi devta http://t.co/xBcBWCz8aY


" did you see that andy carroll header ?  what was that technique! come on!  that's not a technique. technique is passing the ball 5 yards 50 times."

" did you see that andy carroll header ?  what technique !  "   " c'mon !  that's not technique .  technique is passing the ball 5 yards 50 times .  "


retweet @EconomicTimes : . @ArvindKejriwal should make public apology for remarks on PM @narendramodi's degrees : BJP https://t.co/8Nkm6lTV2M https

RT @EconomicTimes : . @ArvindKejriwal should make public apology for remarks on PM @narendramodi's degrees : BJP https://t.co/8Nkm6lTV2M https


retweet @RealHistoryPic : Priyanka Gandhi displaying tricks of martial arts in order to counter the Eve teasers of Gujarat . ( 2014 ) https://t.co/b

RT @RealHistoryPic : Priyanka Gandhi displaying tricks of martial arts in order to counter the Eve teasers of Gujarat . ( 2014 ) https://t.co/b


inshallha . allha aap ko kamyaab kara gaya .


however cold it might be, cycle race indeed used to happen

thand kitni bhi ho ,  cycle race jarur hoti thi :-p


@MohMaaya i am stalking you from three months.. let me know your name

@MohMaaya 3 mahine se stalk kar raha hu.. Apna naam to bata do


@i_KiranBukhari Krishna's ( Future ) blessings are bacha and today is #MahaShivratri and krishna say if you fast on theis day then you will get a good husband.

@i_KiranBukhari Krishna ( Future ) ki Dua di he Bacha&Today is #MahaShivratri and krishna g kehte hn Is din Varat krne se Acha Pati mlta he


in our bus also one dengu used to come ,


Bapu you are harmful for health https://twitter.com/waglenikhil/status/293242768053121024 …

Bapu sehat ke liye tu to hanikarak haihttps://twitter.com/waglenikhil/status/293242768053121024 …


retweet @vijai63 : When @ArvindKejriwal is brand ambassador of Airtel , luxury Seiko Watches , Max Healthcare , Jabong . @TajinderBagga https://t.co/

RT @vijai63 : When @ArvindKejriwal is brand ambassador of Airtel , luxury Seiko Watches , Max Healthcare , Jabong . @TajinderBagga https://t.co/


seriously used to have a lot of fun ,  ,  , i used to have a nice collection

seriously maza boht ata tha ,  ,  , mere pass mast collection hota tha


i wish i could remember such definitions of study .

kaash mujhe aise padhai ke definitions yaad aate .


fast food is liked by girls more, those who are seen near paani puri selling brother.  https://twitter.com/Fernandes_Savvy/status/871804544455368705 …

Chat ladkiyon ko hi zyada pasand hote hai, jo paani puri wale bhaiyya ke paas milti hai.  https://twitter.com/Fernandes_Savvy/status/871804544455368705 …


@The_Sleigher bro which team should we take our side ??

@The_Sleigher Bhai kaun si team ka saath dena hai ??


woowww! bajrangi bhaijaan will be a superhit... i whish to god that this film would become a super-duperhit...

woowww! bajrangi bhaijaan superhit hogi... meri bhagwan se prarthna he ki yah film super-duperhit hogi...


@HaramiParindey happy diwali majesty, aren't you bursting crackers this time

@HaramiParindey Happy Diwali raajey, pataakhe naa bajaain ais vaari


bro scene doesn't get created it needs to be created..


@yashika86gupta Yashika mam how is it going good morning

@yashika86gupta Yashika Ji kya haal hai good morning


@rohitify this generation is bad .. Shine is superb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI … #LagGayiVaat
Shine

@rohitify Zamana kharaab hai.. Shine lajawaab hai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI … #LagGayiVaat
Shine


no one is there around.. please let me do  #MyLifeInSixWords

"Koi nahi hai.. Pls karne do"  #MyLifeInSixWords


does anyone want a cigarette?? its time to close the shop pic.twitter.com/iwADzZInV1

Kisi ko cigarette chahiye kya?? Dukaan badane ke time ho haga haipic.twitter.com/iwADzZInV1


King Abdullah had 30 wives, it's like 'its like in own's marriage abdullah mad'

King Abdullah had 30 wives, it's like 'Khud ki shaadi mein Abdullah deewana'.


buzzer beater jump shot by parker on a primetime thursday game. no way that can happen! how great is the nba?!

buzzer beater jump shot by parker .  on a primetime thursday game .  .  . no way that can happen !  how great is the nba ?  !  ?  !


Sir don't take new loan now still the old one is not cleared yet https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/713955770040070144 …

Sir naya loan mat lo abhi purana hi bakaya haihttps://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/713955770040070144 …


Oye Ho hurray hurray , you rock @msdhoni and the boys

Oye Hoye Balle Balle , you rock @msdhoni and the boys


Logo Uallu bna is possible just 4 to 6 o clock went out where are you....

Logo Uallu bna Aata hai bus 4 se 6 bje gye hai kha ho Tum....


@SahilRiz "he must have been taken for looks. He is a good painter bro what his life has become"

@SahilRiz "usko looks ki wajah se liya rahega. Woh painter sahi hai yaar kya life ban gaya uska"


RT @BDUTT : Delhi Police bringing in Journalist Sadiq Naqvi from Bijnore to question for being friend of Umar Khalid


.@JhaSanjay sir, we would get more footage from kanhaiya, retweet in the name of nationalist.

.@JhaSanjay Kanhaiya se zyada footage milega sir, RT kar do nationalist ke naam par.


bro why do you take rahane in T20 .. #INDvsSL

Bhai rahane ko kyu lete hu T20 mai .. #INDvsSL


@iamGunjanGrunge sometime boys also make mistakes

@iamGunjanGrunge ladko se kabhi kabhi galti ho jaati hai


Maulana:divorce, divorce, divorce?
Sonu Nigam: accepted, accepted,  accepted!

Maulana: Taqla Taqla Taqla?
Sonu Nigam: Qubool Hai, Qubool Hai, Qubool Hai!


@iamGunjanGrunge bro tell me where are you.. i will come

@iamGunjanGrunge Bhai tu kaha hai bata.. Mein aa jata hu


say work just a small thing every night of mine in spent in office what would be a bigger example of hardwork than this... http://t.co/delkx3Dt5S

Kaam bolta hai itni si baat hai OFFICE mein jaati har meri raat hai Hardwork ka example is'se bada kya ho sakta ... http://t.co/delkx3Dt5S


hahaha  .  .  . o god  .  .  . its totally true :d


wrap a blanket and sleep quietly you would get a nice sleep.

chadar odh ke chupchaap so jao neend achi aayegi  .


bro dierct message me details like this otherwize how the heck would you celebrate #RightToPrivacy.

Bhai DM kar diya kar aise detail warna #RightToPrivacy kya khaak celebrate karega :P


would bring change would blossom lotus - BJP
would bring drama, would eat shoes - AAP

Parivartan layenge kamal khilayenge - BJP
Nautanki layenge, joote khayenge - AAP


someone shaves or not, what effect it has on you?

Koi shaving kare na kare, tum logo ko kya fark padta hai?


@MildlyClassic Hapi birthday GrV .! sing something today such that the whole stadium gets excited.

@MildlyClassic Hapi birthday GrV .! aaj kuch gaaye k saara stadium jhoom uthee ðŸŽ¤


media comes in to protect to the theif #PNBFraud

Chor ko bachane media aa hi jati hai #PNBFraud


Jai ho jai ho jai ho. Bhajrangi bhaijaan


@LoKarDi_RT Arre Mohan, what happend to you?


Mom to feminist daughter: child apply some chandan on your face, it is good.

Chandan: i do not come in contact with such women.

Mom to feminist daughter: Beta muh par chandan laga lo, achha hota hai.

Chandan: Main aise auraton ke muh nahi lagta.


do not drink water after eating banana.
don't eat fish after drinking milk.
don't drink alcohol after a heart break.
#YeBhiKoiJeenaHai brb suicide.

Kela khaane ke baad paani mat peeyo.
Doodh ke baad machhi naa khao.
Dil tutne ke baad daaru mat piyo.
#YeBhiKoiJeenaHai brb suicide.


#GuessTheSong
In love i have done such a thing

#GuessTheSong
Hamne toh pyar mein aisa kaam kar diya


Shoaib Malik: "if Misbah has hit a four then you can imagine how bad the ball delivery would have been"

Shoaib Malik: "Misbah ne chauka maara hai toh aap soch sakte hain kitni buri gend hogi"


@ek_samosa_dena your days would also come chhote,would be moved considerably

@ek_samosa_dena there bhi din aayenge chhote, achha khaasa hil jayega :-D


up up up up up .. In the air..

retweet @FirstpostSports: CAPTIONS please...... #Taylor #Russell #IndVsWIpic.twitter.com/P9JDHW0JRs

Upar Upar Upar Upar Upar Upar.. In the air..

RT @FirstpostSports: CAPTIONS please...... #Taylor #Russell #IndVsWIpic.twitter.com/P9JDHW0JRs


but got a bit late...just today got into my sight...you are amazing

Balki thoda late ho Gaya...Aaj hi nazar padi thi...aap kamal hainA


NDTV office right now: all those old crime reports of bihar, bring them, from tomorrow we would show them one by one #Nitishkumar

NDTV office right now: Jitne bhi bihar ke puraane crimes ki reports hai, leke aao, kal se ek ek karke wohi dikhani hai #Nitishkumar


@Marwaari @hinnaz @ROFLaaLa @PehleTum where?

@Marwaari @hinnaz @ROFLaaLa @PehleTum kahan hai?


even after loss in 27 elections #Rajbabbar has huge hopes for #RahulGandhi ....it is like ... if cock gives an egg then where would it fall

27 elections Me Haar ke Baad bhi #RahulGandhi se #Rajbabbar ji ko badee ummeden hain .... yeh to wahi hua ... Murga anda dega to kahan girega 0


@Imshonaaa now what is the next plan? sleep or write some funny jokes on twitter

@Imshonaaa abi kya plan hai next ? sona ya twitter pe funny tweets krna :P


*Salman Khan walks into a bar*

EVERYONE: bro has came, bro has came

[That's why Salman Khan is single]

*Salman Khan walks into a bar*

EVERYONE: BHAI AA GAYE, BHAI AA GAYE

[That's why Salman Khan is single]


Gujarat Lions should come in next round bro.

Gujarat Lions ko agle round me aana chahiye yar.


pakistan approves liberalised visa accord with india - islamabad ,  nov 1  pakistan has approved a liberalised visa  http/URL

pakistan approves liberalised visa accord with india - islamabad ,  nov 1 (ians) pakistan has approved a liberalised v .  .  .  http/URL


bro say me what did you do with all the unrooted stumps? #AskDhoni @StarSportsIndia @msdhoni

Bhai yeh batao saare ukhade hue stumps ka kya kiya? #AskDhoni @StarSportsIndia @msdhoni


it is a dirty transfer window, can't even talk of United winning.

Ganda transfer window hai, United jeetne ki baat bhi nahi kar sakta.


dilli demands from heart,  kejriwal once again


@The3rd_Reich our by this or that.. little like this or that @narendramodi

@The3rd_Reich apni to jaise taise.. Thodi aise ya waise.. @narendramodi


@JhaSanjeev don't write lie of other side. found one of yours

@JhaSanjeev dusre side ka koi jhoot likhat naahi. AAP ka ek mila


even have read namaz, there kirpa has been stuck https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/407873664903028736 …

Namaz bhi padh lete, wahin par kirpa atki hui haihttps://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/407873664903028736 …


you #Pakistani showing their status against me by making a #YouTube giving me a threat - abusing me Need more #surgicalstrike

Tuchche #Pakistani apni aukaat dikhaate huye mere against #YouTube video bana mujhe dhamki - gaali de rahe hain 0 Need more #surgicalstrike


@mr_khiladi24 okay all the best brother tear and come

@mr_khiladi24 accha thik h all the best bhai Fad k aao ðŸ˜‚


Pandya ! clean all your sins ! become a hero till the next world cup !

Pandya ! Saare paap dho de ! Hero ban ja agle world cup tak ke liye !


@sanket_bafna its nice .. send me pics of bable

@sanket_bafna accha hai .. Bable wale pics bhej ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜


@Alllahdin have you heard punjabi songs..


now the camel has come under the mountain .  .  .  .  kejriwal is best . samze annaji .

ab aaya ut pahad k niche .  .  .  .  kejriwal is best . samze annaji .


#80 : i was too lazy to walk to the toilet at the other end of the wing  ,  that i used to just pee out of the verandah onto the volley lawns below :)


@Choti_Daku chalo abhi jaao kaam karne do


@_SandSurfer laugh out louderi i do it every time. didn't anyone see

@_SandSurfer lol hamesha karta hu be. koi dekhta nahi :(


wheather farmer dies or soldier always wait for sunday to listen #MannKiBaat

t mind Kisaan mare ya Jawaan " #MannKiBaat sun ne ke liye sunday ka intezaar zaroor karein 0


@byomkesbakshi thank you hume bolo.. Humne achche tweet karne chhod diye..taki tum log ko mauka mile


sit health was not good .  .  i had cough khu khu khu khu khuuuuuuu khuuuuuuu .  .  .

sir meri tbiyt kharab thi .  .  cough thi khu khu khu khu khuuuuuuu khuuuuuuu .  .  .


we can not lose #QuarterFinal because where we get #Quarter then we make it final and then only we get up! #INDvBAN

Hum #QuarterFinal toh Haar Hi Nahin Sakte Kyonki Jahan #Quarter Mil Jaye toh Hum Usko Final Karke Hi Uthte Hain ! #INDvBAN


now you will become a hero. no problem. it's fime. you are lord, we are servant.

ab tu hero banega. Koi na. Theek hai. Aap Seth, hum gareeb.


man ,  i am going to change my vote based on axl rose's opinion said no one ever .  politico: come on man http/URL

man ,  i am going to change my vote based on axl rose's opinion said no one ever .  politico: c'mon man http/URL


@HathwalaThakur Nahi bhai.. Phir to @SunnyLeone meri bhabhi huee


all records behind bajarangi bhai jan on top....

Sab record peche bajarangi bhai jan agee....


Rahul Gandhi in Uttarkhand for " Camping Chintan "  #WhereIsRahul

Rahul Gandhi in Uttarkhand for " Camping Chintan " .. :P #WhereIsRahul


i am watching tv with my family on the new year eve. it's the best of all new year celebration.

mai to family k sath tv hi dekh rhi hu new year eve me .  .  sbse mast new year celebration  .  .  .  .  .  :-d


@someUSER dm me your number and i'll send you a pic of the dress i'm wearing wednesday .  it's perfect for being the black dahlia . &lt


tell you mother she will show degree #TweetDMlikeAseniorJournalist  https://twitter.com/murarikundan/status/726660270853120000 …

Apni maa ko bol wo dikhaegi degree #TweetDMlikeAseniorJournalist  https://twitter.com/murarikundan/status/726660270853120000 …


see this @MeetUunngLee gets kises online. https://twitter.com/imcomplicated__/status/715054698265452546 …

Ye dekho @MeetUunngLee ko pappiyan milti hai online.https://twitter.com/imcomplicated__/status/715054698265452546 …


@someUSER elimination diet starts tomorrow don't you mean


if you flirt with all girls then this will always happen bro https://twitter.com/Miss_Ankiita/status/659984691898875906 …

Sab ladkiyo se flirt karegi to aisa hi hoga bhaihttps://twitter.com/Miss_Ankiita/status/659984691898875906 …


this women has attached #JatAgitation with me. laugh out louder. https://twitter.com/autumnrainwish/status/722874344813105152 …

Iss aurat ne #JatAgitation mujhse jod liya. LOL.https://twitter.com/autumnrainwish/status/722874344813105152 …


@kitAnurag if you mention celebrities then this will always happen

@kitAnurag celebs ko mention karoge toh yahi hoga


hey unthoughtful, don't consider me unthoughtful


@Ra_Bies this is written just for you, with my blood's ink.

@Ra_Bies ye sirf tumhare liye likha gaya hai, mere khoon ki syaahi se.


#Dhoni Mahi to sachme maar rhaa hai ....


retweet @Ekta555 : @insan_honey #MSGmissionHumanity good night sister https://t.co/t2B1es8Q78 lead to the Lonely ... https://t.co/RK3yFhYSg4

RT @Ekta555 : @insan_honey #MSGmissionHumanity Good Night Dii ji https://t.co/t2B1es8Q78 lead to the Lonely Pl ... https://t.co/RK3yFhYSg4


what is the significance of pitutary and pineal glands?

pitutary aur pineal glands ka kya nishkarsh hai ?


did any old man came form FTII in #MarchForIndia or all are sleeping after blowing/

FTII ka ek bhi buddha aaya #MarchForIndia me ya sab phoonk ke so rahe hai ?


if mukesh was alive now then he would not have died due to cancer. #UnionBudget2016

Mukesh agar aaj zinda hota toh woh cancer se nahi marta. #UnionBudget2016


where is family less intelligent bro https://twitter.com/Umar96Akmal/status/731821922917462017 …

Family kaha hai Umar Kam-akal bhai https://twitter.com/Umar96Akmal/status/731821922917462017 …


are no sir, some scenes overtake your conscience form your nerves @twinitisha

are nahi sir ji, kuchh drishy aap ka indriyon se vash haran kar lete hain @twinitisha


the real fun comes in hindi not in english.

angrezi mai nahi asli maza to hindi mai ata hai .  .  .  .  :-d


Aaah :(
Saturday hai ghar pahoncho jaldi


@RANBIRKA6000R see @desikermit has said you fake.

@RANBIRKA6000R dekh @desikermit ne tujhe fake bola. haww.


Hmm .. that is right bro, here it is a bit more in the name of college placement

Hmm .. Whi to bhai , yhaa thoda jada hi h tnsnðŸ˜ clg placement k naam pe 0 h yha bsðŸ˜


then match becomes worse . but is still used to watch match. exams are like comes and goes.

or phr match ki aisi ki tesi ho jati h  .  .  :p :p lekin mai to phr b match hi dekhta tha  .  .  exam ka kya h aate jate rahte h  .  .


@sayshardik that was because you said you were fan of chelsea.

@sayshardik woh isiliye kyunki tu unko bola ke tu Chelsea ka fan hai...


@lady_gabbar hey @soorajpancholi9 bro see madam's time table and tell me when can I meet her

@lady_gabbar hey @soorajpancholi9 bhai madam ka time table dekh ke bata.. When can I meet her


Modi: "to distract form GST who made it lose the match."
Shah:picture.twitter.com/iLL3e4Dia6

Modi: "Ye GST se dhyaan hatane ke liye match kisne harwaya.."
Shah:pic.twitter.com/iLL3e4Dia6


@drajoykumar congress is anti-hindu. these labels are now on you

@drajoykumar congress hindu virodhi hai . Ye labels tumpe lag gaya


feeling so excited for tomorrow. #Bhaijaan

feeling sooo excited fr tommorow .. :) #Bhaijaan <3


i can not withstand now i can't stay far even a day without you. #HIMESHISGOD

BARDAASHT NAHI KAR SAKTA AB DURR NAHI REH SAKTA EK DIN... TERE BIN. AYEE AA OOO  #HIMESHISGOD


parsons also confirmed reporter abt jlin's popularity, also 'promised' he will visit taiwan next year http/URL

parsons also confirmed w/ tw reporter abt jlin's popularity ,  also 'promised' he'll visit taiwan next yr http/URL


@prek_rk @sankalparkapoor ok but only i and katrina will become more famous

@prek_rk @sankalparkapoor ok but famous toh main aur katrina hi zyada honge


@dhaval241086 more near pride day night is standing

@dhaval241086 aur paas me Shobha Day night khadi hai


#RailBudget2015 CM Rawat sir, fully connect uttarakhand also with railway!! #Uttarakhand @PahariTweets

#RailBudget2015 CM Rawat Ji , Uttarakhand ko bhi fully connect karo Railway se ...!! #Uttarakhand @PahariTweets


sister hide the documents of our paternal land. the wolf has come https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/836415643809296384 …

Gurmehar behen apni pushtaini zameen ke kaagaz chupa lo. Aa gaya bhediyahttps://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/836415643809296384 …


i was talking about them. jeans of 13 thousand and t-shirt of 150. Hmm, Brahmin - Dalit brotherhood

unhi ki baat kar raha tha. 13k ki jeans, 150 ki t-shirt. Hmm, Brahmin - Dalit bhaichara


who is don of mumbai? rohit sharma
#IndvsAus

MUMBAI KA DON KAUN? ROHIT SHARMA
#IndvsAus


yes has brought 48 cans. 3 people are there. this is today's target, at any cost meet the target

Haan 48 cans laaya hai. 3 log hai. Ye aaj ka laqshya hai, laqshya ko har haal mein paana hai


@SRKsDrishh ha ha. you shoud have watched it in theater.

@SRKsDrishh ha ha .... theater mein hin dekhna chahiye tha na ...


take this now new drama started. no one did drama for binging #petrol #diesel in #gst otherwise today the rate would have been near 40₹

ye lo naya drama chalu.. #gst me #petrol #diesel lane ke lie kisi ne drama nahi kiya varna aaj 40₹ around hota rate


free dinner for everyone in highschool in edmonton at rahma mosque saturday night at 7 its going to be fun

free dinner for everyone in highschool in edmonton at rahma mosque saturday night @ 7 its going to be fun :)


retweet @VishalDadlani : Truly tragic . India getting battered diplomatically by China , Pak , Nepal ! Modi's chest-size vibe seems ineffective.

RT @VishalDadlani : Truly tragic . India getting battered diplomatically by China , Pak , Nepal ! Modi's chest-size vibe seems ineffective . http


someone admit me in #JNU i would become completely mature #upelections2017 #Congress #BJP @RajatSharmaLive @TajinderBagga

koi #JNU mai admission kara do bhai pura mature ho jayenge 0 #upelections2017 #Congress #BJP @RajatSharmaLive @TajinderBagga


one is eating from wife. one from photoshop and one from commission pic.twitter.com/oxknbCb0YX

Ek wife ki kha raha hai, ek Photoshop ki aur ek dalali kipic.twitter.com/oxknbCb0YX


are bro it's time for office. i am going office .

are yar office ka tym ho gya .  .  going office .


guddu da plan successfull ho gya !  !  wadhiya ji  .  .


and when asked to papa to buy new cassette he would show me this cassett and ask to first play all games from this cassett.

or papa ko nai cassette kharidne ko bolo to ye wali lake dikhate the or bolte the pehle iske to sare games khelo .  .  .


i will become mother of his child, not yours #TwistedBollywoodDialogues

Main uske bachhe ki maa banne wali hu, tumhare nahi. #TwistedBollywoodDialogues


yes bro. it is due to this reason that you have done no progress in the last 60 years https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/610747822569197568 …

Haan bhai.. Isiliye tumne pichle 60 saalo me koi vikas kiya hi nahihttps://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/610747822569197568 …


my teachers call themselves givng us candy. wasn't even the good stuff. i might go to walmart or cvs tomorrow

my teachers call themselves givng us candy .  .  .  . wasn't even the good stuff .  i might go to walmart or cvs tomorrow/


@Singhlicious nahi be, mere naam pe hai. :(


if a dog comes in the ground then he would most probably die due to the ball - Abhijeet
#DDvsKKR

Kutta agar maidaan mein aaya toh ball se hi marega - Abhijeet
#DDvsKKR


Farhan Akhtar divorced. queen has played a move like horse.

Farhan Akhtar divorced. Wazir ghode ki chaal chal gaya.


@DefucktiveHumor scared government's scared action #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra

@DefucktiveHumor Daare hue sarkar ki dari hui harkat #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra


woow you are on fb from 1988 i just joined fb in 2011

woow  aap 1988 se fb per ho me to 2011 me fb per aai :)


some contributioon from #Ambani is there " neither he had given free #jio" nor people would have used twitter whole day!

Kuch kasoor to #Ambani ka bhi hai " na wo free ka #jio deta " na sab pure din twtr p lage rehte !


@GabbbarSingh in his popular songs included are 'Sun raha hai na tu', 'Teri galiyan' and 'Tu hai ki nahi'.

@GabbbarSingh Inke lokpriye geeto main shaamil hai Sun raha hai na tu, Teri galiyan aur Tu hai ki nahi.


@narendramodi yesterday i ate food of 170 rupees in noida sector 18 in which i paied 30 rs as #GST felt good #ISupportGST

@narendramodi "jii kal maine noida sec 18 ke ek restaurant me 170 rs ka khana "khaya jisme maine 30 rs ka #GST "diya Acha Laga #ISupportGST


@ModiBihar due to being scared nitish's health has deteriorated #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra

@ModiBihar darr k marey halat kharab hai Nitish ka  #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra


@EngineeRoholic mujhe to kabhi nahi aaya


first go to apply oil... before playing holi.

Tel lagaane jaa... holi khelne se pehle.


retweet @mustikhan : Wished there should be homecoming in Lahore , Islamabad. The whole world will be a better place

RT @mustikhan : Wished there's Ghar Wapsi in Lahore , Islamabad . The whole world will be a better place


when celebration starts then the whole colony would obviously come know https://twitter.com/LEDtvn/status/630964128568381441 …

Jab jashn manega to poore mohalle to ko pata chalega hi  https://twitter.com/LEDtvn/status/630964128568381441 …


hopefully this crowd converts into vote.


Hindustan's promise. we would only burst crackers #PakvsInd #BleedBlue #IndvsPak #76 runs

Hindustan ki Kasam .. pataake toh hum he phodenge #PakvsInd #BleedBlue #IndvsPak #76 runs


the joy in eating rice with a spoon, how would you get the joy in eating rice with hand https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedIndia/status/896432406395310080 …

Chammach se chawal khaane mein jo maza hai, woh haath se khaane mein kahanhttps://twitter.com/BuzzFeedIndia/status/896432406395310080 …


Dad: There are no shortcuts to success.
Son: but dad we reach home quickly from the path near red light.
Dad: this is the reason why sharma's son passed.

Dad: There are no shortcuts to success.
Son: Par red light ke pass waali gali se ghar jaldi aata hai.
D: Isiliye Sharma ji ka beta pass hua


Uber - consider this your own car https://twitter.com/meamabhishek/status/903870622102470656 …

Uber - Ise apni hi gaadi samjhohttps://twitter.com/meamabhishek/status/903870622102470656 …


congratulations! after becoming a big man don't forget me

Badhai ho! BAda aadmi ban kar bhool na jaana


@ImAkanksha26 @ImVKohlisAngel @Drama_queenRJ @Rahat_Raina nicely say you

@ImAkanksha26 @ImVKohlisAngel @Drama_queenRJ @Rahat_Raina meh mst aap boliye


@kavitabika don't ha ha ha. first tell me what did you bring me from australia?

@kavitabika dont hahaha.. Pehle ye bata mere liye Australia se kya layee ??


tell me the sentence is also proper still the teacher is behaving in such a way, it's very bad.

batao ji sentence bhi theek phir bhi teacher ka ye bartav , very 2 bad hai ji .


@Javedakhtarjadu salute to mother #Bharat @Aap are great Kaveevar you are the son of 3 great mom your public, mother sarasvati and mother bharat how great you are

@Javedakhtarjadu #Bharat Mata ki Jay @Aap mahan hae Kaveevar you r d son of 3 grt mom ApakiJaneta , Maa Sarasvati aur Bharat Maata How grt UR


"what thing heart is you just see my insecurities "

"Dil cheese kya hai aap meri insecurities le li jiye "


@_swapneal work at office. too much work load

@_swapneal office ko kaam ... too much work load ðŸ˜°


@GabbbarSingh @c_aashish @varungrover it is filmfare of twitter. if you do not like then you can wait for zee cine awards.

@GabbbarSingh @c_aashish @varungrover yeh twitter ka filmfare hai. Apko pasand nahi toh aap zee cine awards ka intezar kar sakte hain


if hits 10-15 such sixes then it is okay

Aise 10-15 aur chhakke laga de to thik hai


if you want to learn batting, bat with ms dhoni .

if you want to learn batting ,  bat with ms dhoni .


background music was good. i forgot it's name. what was it's name?

background music was gud  .  .  forgot its name  .  .  .  wat was it  ?  ?


Shoaib Malik is first son-in-law who is working this much in in-laws. #IndvsPak

Shoaib Malik pehle aise damaad hain jo sasural me itna kaam kar rahe hain. #IndvsPak


my photos are up at photoplus and the olympus booth. come out and say hello!  i will be here till saturday .  http/URL

my photos up at photoplus and the olympus booth .  come out and say hello !  ill be here till saturday .  http/URL


i love you salman bro .i like you so much. god will always be with you brother.

i love u salman vai.i like i so much.khuda hamesha apki saath rahegi vai..


nothing is done yet baby, we will do something afterwards. ok?

ab tak kuch huwa nahi baby, hum baad mein kuch kar lenge. Ok?


"this for me also 'yes madam yes'why are you saying" ?pic.twitter.com/0rV8cuJu7g

"Ye mujhe bhi 'Ji Madam Ji' kyu bol raha hai" ??pic.twitter.com/0rV8cuJu7g


Arae sir first teach our indian children. then go to foreign

Arae sur jee pahelae hamare bharat ke bachho ka parao.... Firr vedesh may jao yaar


@SahiDisha absolutely correct direction is chosen

@SahiDisha bahot hi sahi disha pakdi hai


only avathar purush can solve 700 problems in 49 days and only he can get awards in basement from unregistered group of followers

only avathar purush can solve 700 problems in 49 days:-) and only he can get awards in basement from unregistered group of followers:-)


@bhaktisharma4 we deed bath in this much cold. and you are progressing. good girl good

@bhaktisharma4 Beti itni thand me hum to nahaye na.. aur tum tairaaki kar rahi ho.. Waah bitwa waah


retweet @kchowdhury9 : #boycottraees boycott badly #raees

RT @kchowdhury9 : #boycottraees boycott badly #raees


Match also and kashmir also https://t.co/kpsa9oldX1

Match Bhi Aur Kashmir Bhi https://t.co/kpsa9oldX1


doesn't anyone give you respect? see this pic.twitter.com/1GiXaxq9pO

Aap ko koi izzat nahi deta? Ye lo.pic.twitter.com/1GiXaxq9pO


what are you saying? we will come to take tutions. @Alllahdin

ye kya baat kar rahe ho? hum aayenge tuitions lene.  @Alllahdin


@7UPIndia from far looked ugly. went close to see to know that it was a car #ChatpatakaTwist

@7UPIndia Door se lag rahi thi bekaar.. Paas jaakar dekha nikli car #ChatpatakaTwist


14th April evening sharp 7.30 ! @mishrageee

14th April shaam theek 7.30 baje! @mishrageee


when police is also given job of theives then it becomes difficult to differentiate https://twitter.com/AndColorPockeT/status/845975142127820800 …

Jab police ko bhi gundo wale kaam de diye jaayein toh farak karna mushkil ho jata haihttps://twitter.com/AndColorPockeT/status/845975142127820800 …


@RowdyTalks definitely bro, bad company would be needed.

@RowdyTalks zaroor bhai, bad company toh chahiye hogi saath mein. :D


now-a-days how much money is given for this work?

iss kaam ke kitne paise milte hai aajkal ?


@twinitisha #Emo if have then of the level of nitisha ke level ke. otherwise should not have

@twinitisha #Emo ho to Nitisha ke level ke.. Warna na ho


@jdshastri26 this is weird @VishalDadlani

@jdshastri26 ajeeb hain ye :) @VishalDadlani


Bhai acha mazak kar Raha ! #Manmohansingh party nai karta