when is eid? the day salman's film is released.

Eid kab hain? Jis din Salman ki filim release hoti hai.


is @narendramodi encouraging CA's or scolding them?

@narendramodi jee CA walo ko protsahit kr rahe hai ya unki class laga rahe hai...


modi is the world's messiah, he has done so much and will still continue to do so.

modiji duniya k masiha he...kafi ku6 kiya he or aage bhi karna he....


this is the power of #GST. never thought before that the toilets would also give bills.

This is the power of #GST 0 Kabhi socha bhi tha ki sochalay bhi bill dega.


@clued_up_chic laughing out loud. please use 33 crore gods' names because those who don't have anyone have god, friends.

@clued_up_chic lol. Please use 33 crore gods' names, cus jiska koi nahi uska to khuda hai yaaro


friday faking release: still the heart is indian, starring rahul gandhi. http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/11/friday-faking-release-phir-bhi-dil-hai-hindustani-ing-rahul-gandhi/Â â€¦

Friday Faking Release: phir bhi Dil Hai Hindustani (*ing Rahul Gandhi )http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/11/friday-faking-release-phir-bhi-dil-hai-hindustani-ing-rahul-gandhi/ …


@aanchalator i just want to see dhoni lift one world cup, one ipl and one champions leaugue trophy once more.

@aanchalator bas Dhoni ko ek world cup, ek IPL aur ek Champions league trophy uthaye aur dekh lun


this duc's new admin is very boring, friend.

yr ye duc ka new admin bht pakka rha hai  .  .  .  .  :/


Kab ? Kaise ? Kahna ? #UPKeLadke ko pataa hi nahi chala @narendramodi aur @AmitShah ka #SurgicalStrike in #Elections 2017


@Keisar_ Naacho everyone dance ceaselessly @heisenjit

@Keisar_ Naacho saare G phaad ke @heisenjit


@Sonu_ChaiPoha get it done in jehangirabad instead of that @MaheshJagga

@Sonu_ChaiPoha usse achcha Jehangirabad me hi karwa do @MaheshJagga


it's konkani. marathi is 2 lines below it. @TusharG how much more would you be humiliated?

Its Konkani. Marathi is 2 lines below it. @TusharG aur kitne zaleel hoge aap?


@Alllahdin @MeetUunngLee he is a very big player.

@Alllahdin @MeetUunngLee Ye bahot bada playa hai.


the color of your eyes is also different, are you wearing lenses?

Aankhon ka color bhi alag hai, lens pehna hai kya?


look brother @ArvindKejriwal, this thing does not require degree, but personality. #USCongress #NaMo

Dekho bhai @ArvindKejriwal iske liye degree ki nahi, personality ki zaroorat hoti hai. #USCongress #NaMo


@nainkatary @KajuKatli__ plural? how many edwards are yours?

@nainkatary @KajuKatli__ plural? Kitne Edwards hai tumhare? Hawww


@Keisar_ kai which world are you living in!@friendlii_ghost

@Keisar_ kai duniya ma jivo chho!  @friendlii_ghost


Aisi na mujhe to ghoor..
Mera balma aayega zaroor..
Woh hai chaila..mein hu hoor..
He is the one and only Tharoor !!


Madam #YuvaDekhtaHai zara theek se dikhao.


RT @galat_fehmi : take a bath, there is a lot of soap.

RT @galat_fehmi : Nahaya karo , bohot soap hai .


@ashu048 brother if you had used this much brain in iit, it would have been a different story.@witchybitchygal

@ashu048 Bhai itna dimaag IIT me lagata to aaj baat hi kuch aur hoti  @witchybitchygal


@vismayshah get ready for the change. #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

@vismayshah Parivartan k liye ho jaaiye taiyaar..
#BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


ben amos is doing well at hull city. another clean sheet versus charlton. he says he's enjoying the challenge of playing regular 1st team football.#mufc

ben amos doing well @ hull city . another clean sheet v charlton . he says he's enjoying the challenge of playing regular 1st team f'ball .  #mufc


peace be unto you. i can't wait anymore, please come fast.

as salam alaikom :) aur intezar nai hota plz cm fast


@yagya_deepak brother, @witchybitchygal has more tweets than the number of hair on your head. look and talk.

@yagya_deepak Bhai jitne tere sar pe baal hai.. Usse zyada to tweets hai @witchybitchygal ke.. Dekh to baat kar


what silence, what wish, what rank simplicity, we complain about you to you only. #NFAK ALUAS2Ni

Kis chup , Kis Tamana , Kis Darja Saadgi se , Hum aap ki Shikayat karte hein Aap he se .. #NFAK ALUAS2Ni


he remembers things from before 2002.
 clap. https://twitter.com/sardesairajdeep/status/703582743469256705Â â€¦

2002 se pehle ki baatein bhi yaad hai inhe.
Bajao Taali https://twitter.com/sardesairajdeep/status/703582743469256705 …


because irani was also a queen some time.


#GuessTheSong
 even after being a stranger, why do they seem familiar.

#GuessTheSong
Begaane hokar bhi kyu lagte apne hai


we also got what we always get, a tweet format.

Hame bhi mila bhai. Jo hamesha milta hai. Ek tweet format.


it would not matter if petrol decreases by 2 rupees, it should decrease atleast 10 rupees. and make #GST easier. also reduce the tax.

Petrol do rupiya kam hone se rahat nahi hogi. Kam se kam dus rupiya kam hona chahiye aur #GST ko saral kijiye. Tax bhi kam kijiye


@sagarikaghose sister, @RanaAyyub has already taken all the swears on this topic, what have you come to take now.

.@sagarikaghose behen iss topIc pe @RanaAyyub saari gaaliyan already le jaa chuki hai.. ab kya lene aayee ho yaha


@ivinod28 haha, no brother, i am a little choosy otherwise.

@ivinod28 haha, nahi yaar waise thoda choosy hu :P


@DefucktiveHumor laloo and nitish going on to sell bihar while talking a 1000.

 #NitishLaluSting

@DefucktiveHumor Baate kare hazaar.. Laloo Nitish bechne chale Bihar

#NitishLaluSting


brother what did you lie about me that so many people followed me.

bhai mere baare me kya jhooth bol diya ki itne logon ne follow kar liya: )


@c_aashish now that the pavilion had been decorated, mr. manjhi thought that we could be dealt with.

@c_aashish ab mandap saja hi hai toh manjhi ji ne socha hum log bhi nipat lete hain.


the good days have come, but whose? #CAG is saying #railways food is worst and inflation is hitting bad. Jai ho #Modi #Sarkar #Politics #GST

Ye to ache Din aa gaye.. par Kiske? #CAG is saying #railways food is worst Pad Rahi Hai Mehngai ki Maar Jai Ho #Modi #Sarkar #Politics #GST


all the traitors of the country are trying to belittle a patrio but only he will win who has won the hearts of people,he is only narendra modi,kejriwal is a traitir. he is only traitor.

sare desh ke gaddar ek desh bhakt ko jukane mai lage hai ,  but jitega vo ho jisne janta ka dil jeeta hai ,  vo hai only namo ,  khujliwal ek desh drohi hai .  vo ek only gaddar haim


@_EatBurpRepeat if salman had run his car over your dad, would you say the same?

@_EatBurpRepeat Salmab ne tere baap ke upar gaadi chadayee hoti.  Tab bhi yehi bola ?


if #TripleTalaq is invalidated, then the loss is for the women only because after saying triple talaq wife does not remain a wife, she becomes a mistress.

#TripleTalaq agar invalid ker diye to nuqsan ladies ka hi hoga. Kyunki Triple talaq kehne ke baad "wife wife nahin "rehti balki rakhel hojati


"we two, ours two" for Indrani Mukherjee is "we nobody knows how many, ours nobody knows how many".

"Hum do, humare do" for Indrani Mukherjee is "Hum pata nahi kitne, humare pata nahi kitne".


i am definiteky the next in line. #RahulHackedpic.twitter.com/kehLynIj6B

Agla number mera hi lagne wala hai #RahulHackedpic.twitter.com/kehLynIj6B


salman sir, please sir, help me sir, i have been trying to find your number for 4 years sir, please help, my family needs you salman sir, please sir. this is my number- 7355458113

salman sir plzzzz sir madat kro sir mai 4saal se aapka number dhoond raha hu sir plzz madat kro mere parivar ko aapki jarurat hai salman sir plzzzz sir....yeh mera no...hai ..,.7355458113


end contra after taking i power, classic

l power leke contra end karta hai .  .  . classic


zabardasti ka snobbish reply mila hai mujhe.


english's mother sister has been done brother.


wow! wow! such accurate depiction of real life experieces, tears came into my eyes.

kya baat hain .  .  . kya baat hain  .  .  . real life experience ka depiction etna sahi  .  .  .  .  . anko main asoo aa gaye :)


@7UPIndia elevate yourself this much that you reach the himalays and god asks you, how you will climb down.#ChatpatakaTwist

@7UPIndia Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke Himaalay pe jaa pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche.. Abe.. ab utrega kaise #ChatpatakaTwist


Hmm, i have thought alnoe brother, but for that it is better to have a strong back support, but here in private, no idea.

Hmm .. Alag se socha to h bhai ,, but usk liy thoda sa back support strng ho to thoda sahi rhta hðŸ˜ but yha to private me no ideaðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜


misbah, shot! should have played a little high.


it feels bad when someone points out that even after being so big, i sit in my mother's lap.

bura to tab lagta tha jab koi tok deta tha .  .  . itna bada ho gaya abhi bhi mummy ki godi me baithata hai :(


haha, guddu became the victim of an oops moment.

hahahhahha  .  .  .  .  .  guddu oops moment ka shikar ho gaya :d :d


we used to take a round of the entire school with the excuse of bringing chalk and duster from the nearby class.

paas wali class se chalk aur duster laane k bahane hum to pure school ka round maar k aate the .  .  .


this is the scame, they wished on twitter and thought its done, this bjp is playing the country. coward come in front pic.twitter.com/79wUIpnMFl

Yehi to scam hai, twitter pe wish kar diya aur samjhe ho gaya, ye BJP desh ko pagal bana rahi hai.. Coward samne aaopic.twitter.com/79wUIpnMFl


@hindiplz yes dear, he is irritating me.

@hindiplz Haan yaar. Dimag kharab kar rakha hai.


"petrol has become 3rupees cheaper, it will be useful in burning the daughter-in-law" - Khap Panchayat

"Petrol 3 rupya sasta hogaya hai, bahu ko jalaane kaam aayega" - Khap Panchayat


that is it, life is a compromise, what you got is okay! @bhaiyyajispeaks

wohi hai bas, zindagi compromise hai, jo mili woh theek! @bhaiyyajispeaks


*Delhi*
 pooja: come pooja, lets bring papad from the store below.
 neha:wait let me put on a tube dress and 4kg makeup.

*Delhi*
Pooja: Chal Pooja neeche dukaan se papad le aate hai
Neha: Ruk ja main tube dress pehen leti hu aur chaar kilo make up


this is not for you, you eat all the carbs and proteins.

Tumhare liye nahi hai, tum khao bharpur carbs aur proteins.


@Marwaari you'll forget to cut bearer in the while writing year.

@Marwaari Saal sahi likhni ke chakkar mein bearer katna bhool jaoge.


now, just like #righttoprivacy, bring #righttoequality and remove reservation.

Ab bas #righttoprivacy ki tarah #righttoequality laakar reservation hataa de


office people have installed a screen on every floor. now work and watch tv.

offic walo ne hr floor pe screen lagai hai .  .  . araam se kaam kro n tv dekho


where is this address brother?
 straight, you'll see two stratups, take a right after them, after the leave two startups and look at left. #Budget2016

*Bhaisahab ye address kahan padega?*
Aage do start up dikhenge, uske aage se right le lena, uske baad 2 start up chhodke left. #Budget2016


RT @Hindi_Liverpool: a bell rang in my heart after looking at you, as soon as I looked at you, 1 became your biggest fan! #Klopp #BossTha ht

RT @Hindi_Liverpool : O tujhe dekhte hi dil mein dhan te nan hogaya Main tera haaye re jabra Hoye re jabra fan ho gaya !! #Klopp #BossTha ht


these 24-25 years girls are extremely pervert. what do i say!

Ye aaj kal ke 24-25 saal ki ladkiyan, kya bataayein ab. Gazab pervert hoti hai ye.


@JabongIndia haven't given a prize till today.

.@JabongIndia aaj tak to prize diya nahi??


#GST is distant cousin of @SunielVShetty: i am understood by you, this is not possible, and you understand me, i will not let this happen.

#GST is distant cousin of @SunielVShetty: main tumhe samajh aa jaun aisa ho nahin "sakta aur tum mujhe samajh jao aisa main hone nahin dunga


haha! i haven't seen because the common people were not given the opportunity to handle this torture.

Hahahahaha! Maine nahi dekhi kyunki mauka hi nahi diya gaya aam janata ko shayad ye attyachar sehne ka.


if not for these creative people, how would fab india, khaadi, and kolhapuri chappal's business run?

Ye creative log nahi hote to saala fab india, khaadi, aur kolhapuri chappal ka dhandha kaise chalta?


congress' mallikarjun kharge in ls: you should not take the credit of #Surgicalstrikes. Not only you(pm), the entire nation is with the army.

Cong ' s Mallikarjun Kharge in LS : #Surgicalstrikes ka credit lene ki zaroorat nahi hai ; Sirf aap ( PM ) nahi " pura desh Army ke saath hai


yes big brother, it has been time since met junior.

Yes big bro, Junior ko bhi milkar time hogaya


@irahulchitti it is time to pack your bags and go home.#GoodByeNitishKumar

@irahulchitti Bus samaan pack kar k ghar janey ka time aa gaya hai Nitish jee  #GoodByeNitishKumar


@GaurangBhardwa1 you only are gaudian now.

@GaurangBhardwa1 bhai tu hi hai ab rakhwala


and if any tecaher asks ehy we were roaming around outside, we could answer with authority that we have been sent outside for chalk.

aur aur koi teacher puche ki bahar kyu ghoom rahe ho toh authority se bata pate thee ki chalk ke liye bahar bheeja hain :d 3:)


@HDFCLIFE let this mohit sharma bowl and make 3-1. don't forget to thank ishant sharma for his sacrifice. #MyTeamMyPride

@HDFCLIFE Yeh Mohit Sharma ko bowl karne do aur 3-1 banao . Don't forget to thank Ishant Sharma for his sacrifice :) #MyTeamMyPride


when does #IndvsPak start tomorrow, somebody tell atleast.

Kal #IndvsPak kitne baj ese hai ... koi to bata do ...


we inserted bamboo in tamboo ~ Amithabh Bachchan in Mard, 1985
 ~ Sonam Kapoor at Cannes, 2016

Hum to tamboo mein bamboo lagaye baithe..'
~ Amithabh Bachchan in Mard, 1985
~ Sonam Kapoor at Cannes, 2016


i only eat fafda on uttrayan. now sev usal, chorafali, khaman etc. also work.

I only eat fafda on Uttrayan. Abhi to sev usal, chorafali, khaman etc se chal jaata hai


@jdshastri26 fight is between equals, i don’t have that much status. someone smaller would do. @RoflGandhi_ @gauravcsawant

@jdshastri26 fight barabar wale karte hain, meri itni aukat nahi hai. koi chhota mota hota to chal jata :D @RoflGandhi_ @gauravcsawant


women can crib on things like brother this sugar is very sweet, show some other quality.

Women can crib on things like bhaiyya ye shakkar bahot zyada meethi hai, koi aur quality dikhao.


@Astha_Bhardwaj apne jaanleva hote hai ..


modi, a dangerous termite that will make india hollow.

modi  .  a dangerous dimak jo india ko khokla kr dega  .  .  :-p


"on begging"was killer. Laughing out loud

" bheekh maang ke "  was killer .  lol :p


@hitennarendra haha, i sweat out the entire alcohol.

@hitennarendra haha.. Saari daru paseene me nikal gayee


brother, where to you give english coaching, in the gym?

bhai english ki coaching kaha deta h  .  .  ?  ?  gym me  .  .  :-p


and dumber than them are those people who write #WithRG in their bio. don't you have any shame?https://twitter.com/niruti/status/652388127424647168Â â€¦

Aur unse bhi bewakoof wo log hai to apne bio me #WithRG likhte hai.. Saalo sharam nahi aati kya tumko  https://twitter.com/niruti/status/652388127424647168 …


@MildlyClassic haha where did you find this brother?

@MildlyClassic Ha ha ha kahan kahan se dhundh nikale bhai : )


to confesser, brace yourself, cheat on boyfriend, sleep with matka comments are coming.

to confesser , brace ur self , cheat on bf , sleep with matka comments are coming


those who call you a good rapper,
 lie https://twitter.com/onlybabasehgal/status/697280613586333697Â â€¦

And jo tumhe achcha rapper boltay hain,
Who lie kartay hain https://twitter.com/onlybabasehgal/status/697280613586333697 …


pain of billions would hev reduced, if we could do the dutch.

Dard bill'on ke kam ho jaate, main aur tum agar dutch kar paate.


#PVSindhu kya badhiya badminton khelti hai !


throw crackers in pakistan, diwali will also happen along with the attack. #crackersban #diwali #pakistan #india

Pakistan main phenk do crackers " diwali bhi ho jayegi aur hamla bhi #crackersban #diwali #pakistan #india


RT @Sarcusstic : "all the stains would go usingsuper nirma and mom wouldn't even know." "why wouldn't she know?" "her 10 years ago

RT @Sarcusstic : " Super Nirma se saare daag chale jaayenge aur mummy ko pata bhi nahi chalega . " " Kyu nahi pata chalega ? " " Unki 10saal pehle


@IamAbhishek17 i also get a lot of pain. #emo

@IamAbhishek17 mujhe bhi bada dard hota hai... #emo


admin said, open your eyes duites, know all the facts.

bola hai admin  ,  aankhe kholo duites  ,  know the all facts


cricket news : dunedin : sri lanka defeated afghanistan by 4 wickets in the world cup match. mahela jayawardene scored 100 runs.

Cricket News : Dunedin : World Cup Kay Match Main Sri Lanka Nay Afghanistan Ko 4 Wickets Say Hara Diya , Mahela Jayawardene Nay 100 Runs Banaye


do it alone. why so you need anyone else?


@nickhunterr brother, stop with theretweets.


good one received on #whatsapp- the satisfaction that is there in pakistan's loss is not in love. #IndvsPak http://t.co/RlOL5QMFol

Good one recvd on #whatsapp Na Ishq Mein Hai Na Pyaar Mein Hai Jo Maza Pakistan Ki Haar Mein Hai #IndvsPak http://t.co/RlOL5QMFol


@TheVikasKhanna you are being remembered a loth vikas. i love you very much vikas.

@TheVikasKhanna Aap bahut yaad aarahe ho Vikas ji .. I love you very much Vikas ji ..


very true yet very annoying. i remembered childhood betrayal.

v . true yt vry annoyn :/ bchpan ka dhoka yad agya :(


@narendramodi make a law for rapes, sir, small girls are killed, it's very sad. @mlkhattar

@narendramodi Rape ke liye kanoon banwaiye "sir choti choti bachhiyon ko maar dete hain- kitna dukh hota hai. @mlkhattar


i got dumped after 6 years, i feel very bad, really on the verge of being suicidal.does anyone have any suggestions?

i got dumped after 6 years  .  feel like shit  .  really on the verge of being suicidal  .  anyone got any suggestions  ?


do you also want free mobile or dth or laptop? please watch this. #JIO

KYAA AAP BHI FREE MOBILE YA DTH YA LAPTOP CHAHTE HAI PAHLE ISSE DEKHE ????????????? #JIO


@akshayameta6 this is better than that.@imamasiddique @sagarcasm

@akshayameta6 usse achha hai ye.  @imamasiddique @sagarcasm


@aniket51082 bade dukh mein hain ye bechare


your jar of sins is full, australia. your destruction is inevitable.

Tumhare paapon ka ghada bhar chuka tha Australia. Tumhara sarvanash nischit tha.


@Ra_Bies please settle last month's expenses, now nothing is left.

@Ra_Bies please pichhle mahine ki udhaar chukta kar di, ab kuch nahi bache :'(


@abhitweetsabhi brother has done very little acting.

@abhitweetsabhi Bhai ne acting bahot kam ki hai bhaiq


@someUSER @someUSER @someUSER keep your eyes open for incursion. it may not be spartacus, but it's going to be out of this world.

@someUSER @someUSER @someUSER keep yr eyes open for incursion .  it may not be spartacus ,  but it's going to be out of this world :-)


ashutosh while crying: how bad politics is this! he is continually taking sisodia's name, blaming k vishwas.

Ashutosh while crying: Yeh kaisi gandi rajniti hai, Sisodia ka naam liya ja raha hai, K Vishwas par ungli uthayi ja rahi hai


pootna sister, evict @akshaykanitkar from your property.

 @raggedtag @lady_gabbar @HathwalaThakur

Pootna Didi @akshaykanitkar ko apni jayadaad se bedakhal kar do

@raggedtag @lady_gabbar @HathwalaThakur


@perky_girl16 now it is too much rubbish, study.

@perky_girl16 ab bakwaas zyada ho rahi hai padhai karo


@Ra_Bies sir, give me the opportunity to touch your feet.

@Ra_Bies Sir, charan sparsh karne ka saubhagya de


@witchybitchygal this is the fruit of your actions only.

@witchybitchygal Ye sab aapke karmo ka hi phal hai


#DonaldTrump should also get to know about #Faizabad language #English version #Trump Siri.

#DonaldTrump ko bhi tou pata chaLai #Faizabad ki Language Ka #English version #Trump ki Siri :P


quota based on income? i thnk quota system should not be there, students should get admission based on their abilities.

income base pr quota  ?  ?  ?  ?  i thnk quota systm to hona hi ni chaiye  ,  students ko unki abilities ke base pr admission milna chaiye


@scaryhairyman laughing out loud, i did it yesterday and repeated today.

@scaryhairyman lol maine kal kiya aur aaj repeat kiya


@KaminiBae @PAYBACKIndia what is the point of keeping kids away from technology? #PointKyaHai

@KaminiBae @PAYBACKIndia bachcho ko technology se door rakhne ka #PointKyaHai Point Kya Hai


both medicine and alcohol should be taken together.

Dawa aur daru dono saath main lene chahiye kya?


back to normal routine, dal rice roti for BediJi #BJP #AAPSweep #DelhiDecides

back to normal routine , dala chawal roti for BediJi #BJP #AAPSweep #DelhiDecides


@YearOfRat how does this come to you at 2 in the night?

@YearOfRat raat mein 2 baje ye kaise aa jata hai tumko?


haha, this @LoKarDi_RT is not going to die drinking phenol. she is not going to go easliy. she'll drown with someone.

hahahaha  ye @LoKarDi_RT  phenol pikar nahi marne wali. Itni aasani se nahi jaanewali hai ye. Kisi ko lekar dubegi


look @JhaSanjay, this is the respect of your boss. pic.twitter.com/jGFS9C3oVo

Dekh le @JhaSanjay ye izzat hai tere maalik kipic.twitter.com/jGFS9C3oVo


if #surgicalstrike had happened after #Pathankot, would my 19 families be destroyed in #UriAttack? @BJP wanted to win up election? answer. twitter.com/JYJPMrWZrc

#Pathankot ke baad agar #surgicalstrike hoti to kya #UriAttack me mere 19 pariwar tabaah hote ? @BJP 4 UP ko election jeetna tha ? Jawab . twitter . com / JYJPMrWZrc


why good night now, the fun is remaining now! #sunati

Avi ku good night, maja abvi baki hai!!#sunati


be someone's 'give me if you have some new porn brother'

Be someone's 'bhai koi nayee porn hai to de de'


today virat is taking revenge of anushka dating pakistani guyin pk #IndvsPak

AAJ virat bc asnushka jo pk me pakistani guy ko date krti h na uska badla le rha h ... :D #IndvsPak


RT @InternetHinduz : sonia mam, you do corruption, we are with you. @INCIndia workers #SoniaRahulHazirHo https://t.co/o4eO3FeX4g

RT @InternetHinduz : " Sonia ji aap corruption karo , hum aapke saath hain " @INCIndia workers #SoniaRahulHazirHo https://t.co/o4eO3FeX4g


i wish this was true https://twitter.com/runjhunmehrotra/status/677910270522560512Â â€¦

kaash ye baat sach hotihttps://twitter.com/runjhunmehrotra/status/677910270522560512 …


if someone calls you a pakistani for your beard, what then?

yaar koi tujhe Pakistani bole daadhi ke liye, tab kya?


i want you all day from morning to evening.

Tu chahiye tu chahiye shaam o subah tu chahiye.

Tu: I need some space ya!


@I_yam_nendu i know, many girls' hearts have been broken. @doubtinggaurav

@I_yam_nendu pata hai mujhe.. Bohot ladkiyo ke dil toote hai  @doubtinggaurav


@twinitisha i got the tweet right? that is why i put forward my opinion.

@twinitisha tweet mujhe hi aaya na? Isiliye maine meri baat rakhi.


@BUnlimted swear on srk warrior, don’t say like this.

@BUnlimted tujhe SRK warriror ki kasam aisa mat bol


oh! It's enough now grandfather, how much drama!

oooo !  grandfather bas ab nahi kitna natak karoge


@kitAnurag @Riteishd @ArshadWarsi add deepak tijori also in this. once he was man!

@kitAnurag @Riteishd @ArshadWarsi Deepak Tijori ko bhi daal do iss mein. Ek time par tha banda!


i have tickets to see plan b next february, he has already announced his support acts- labrinth and rudimental! this news has made me tres happy.

i have tkts to see plan b next feb- he has already announced his support acts- labrinth and rudimental !  !  !  ! this news has made me tres happy


delhiites, don't run after kejriwal's "everything free" slogan.

dilhi walo kajriwal ji k 'sab kuch free' slogan k piche mat bhago .


kejri: but how do i accept that you are a true aaptard.
 aaptard: death to general bakshi, long live pakistan.
 kejri: stop, will you make me cry!

Kejri: Lekin hum kaise maanen ki tum sachche AAPtard ho
AAPtard: General Bakshi Murdabad,Pakistan Zindabad
Kejri: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya


these are dangerous things in the world, ban all udbilao before worldcups.

dharti pe vinashkaari tatv hai ye .  .  .  ban all udbilao before worldcups


dhara bibaranee on twitter by sanjaya ~ sambit brother

Dhara Bibaranee on Twitter by Sanjaya ~ Sambit Bhai 0


guddu's wif was not there, where the prestige would brother!

guddu ki biwi nahi thi to prestige kaha se rahega bhai .  .


he has even surpassed digvijay and rahul in doing stupidity! sibbal sir, you don't get votes by this, you lose them. #tripletalaq

Ye to bakloli karne me Digvijay aur Rahul se bhi aage nikal Gaya ! Sibbal Saab esi baatein krne se votes nahi milte...jate hain #tripletalaq


@c_aashish commit four murders or one, the punishment is the same.

@c_aashish Qatl ek karo ya chaar saza toh same hi hai


i am not saying this in that way, but yes i will definitely watch it.

Arre waise nahi bol raha hu, magar haan dekhunga zaroor!


mumbra and your place are not close disha. phew!

Mumbra aur tumhara thikaana nazdeek nahi hai Disha. Phew


@aditi_tyagi @praveenpandram @LambaAlka @ZeeNews you did not drive the car on the road on saturday, without any road jam, a 90 minute journey was covered in 40 minutes.

@aditi_tyagi @praveenpandram @LambaAlka @ZeeNews aapne Saturday ko gadi road par nahi chalai , without jam road , 90 min Ka safar 40 min la


those who don't know how to stand up have to face the loss.

Jo uthana nahi jaante unhe nuksaan uthana padta hai.


@ek_samosa_dena @friendlii_ghost @zoomphatak what the girls will think of you when they read all this. i am going.

@ek_samosa_dena @friendlii_ghost @zoomphatak yaar ladkiyan ye sab padhengi toh kya sochengi tumhare baare mein. Main chala. :-D


enough, you were standing beside treason accused people in #JNU and used to say that the courts will decide, what happened now!

Basss ... tum toh desdroh ke aaropiyo ke saath khade the #JNU me aur bolte the ki court decide karega .. ab kya hua #doublestandards


the thing is, i don’t like women, they are better from far.

asach aahe ki, nako mal muli... durun dongar saazre.


aaptards' 15 lac rupees have not been allotted in the budget, aww, now cry badly.

AAPtards ke 15 lakh nahi allot hue Budget me.. Aww.. Ab chaati peet peet ke ro saalo


while getting married you also want dowry from the girl's family, after that you wabt to assert your importance, and after that she should maintain the house!

 you should keep a servant!

Shaadi karte waqt ladki walon se dahej chahiye, aur uske baad apni rob bhi jhaadni hai, baad mein woh ghar bhi sambhale?

Naukar rakh lo na?


@doubtinggaurav aee @Atheist_Krishna hugga ki photo daal de ab


i saw you after a long time udbulaao, seems like you have cme from south africa #badlapur_aka_layak

kaafi dino baad nazar aaya udbulaao .  .  . lgta h south africa jake aaya h #badlapur_aka_layak :p


i have also got a balance of 6000 rupees till now.

mughe bhi ab tak 6000 rs se jyada ka bal .  mil chuka hai .


he is a man, brother. the power is disturbed sometimes. https://twitter.com/VishakhaJ18/status/741754868738711552Â â€¦

Mard hai, bhai. Sakti bigad jaati hai kabhi kabhi https://twitter.com/VishakhaJ18/status/741754868738711552 …


what song you made me remember! khudgarz! epic.
 the song was more epic that you coming!@YouTube

kya gaana yaad dila diya! Khudgarz! Epic shit.
Aapke aajane se bhi epic gaana tha!  @YouTube


salman khan: i'll die but i'll never lie. judge: who was driving the car that day? salman khan: shahrukh khan

Salman Khan: mar jayenge par jhooth nahi bolenge
Judge: us din gaadi kaun chala raha tha?
Salman Khan: Shahrukh Khan


me, tv, laptop, and phone, everything is in front.

me .  tv laptop and phone ,  sab hai samne :d :p


@anumuae launghing out loud. First you people explain your community to stop becoming terrorists.

@anumuae LOL , Pehle tum log tumhari Kom walo ko samjhao ki Atankwadi banna choad de


it is pakistan's habit to attack from behind.

Pakistan ki toh aadat hai Poonch(e) se war karna.


@FARHAN11944367 @drpoonam why do you study so much brother?

@FARHAN11944367 @drpoonam itni padhai kyu karte ho bhai?


salutations to maharudh. god of gods mahadev #MahaShivratri

Salutations to Maharudh . Devon ka Dev Mahadev #MahaShivratri


congratulations pakistani women team! 50% work is completed and now only 50% is remaining. #IndvsPak #PAK #GirlsInGreen

Congratulations Pakistani Women Team ! 50% kaam hogaya aur ab bas 50% rehta hai . ðŸ˜‚ #IndvsPak #PAK #GirlsInGreen


@AdvancedMaushi i am left unmarried here also.

@AdvancedMaushi yaha bhi kuware reh gaye hum


among so many students, whose faces are the teachers able to remember.

itne sare bacho me kiski sakle yad rkh pate h teacher .  :-p


@SuzaneNayak don't speak this much english at night, i am not able to understand.

@SuzaneNayak raat mein itni agreji na bola karo please, samajh nahi aata.


@iMademoiselle hey buddy, hindi is good only.

@iMademoiselle arre yaar. Hindi achhi Hi hai


@Kaminapun brother you took me 20 years back, that red coat, that baal films. what a childhood we all had! even 1 rupee felt like a lot.

@Kaminapun bhai yaar 20 saal piche le gaya tu. Wo laal coat. Wo baal films. What a childhood we all had. 1 rupya bhi kitna jyada lagta tha


what would laila have done, she caught eyes with majnu.

Laila bechaari kya karti najariya majnu se lad gayi?


idiot, salman you are a muslim. why do you show this kind of fashion.

Idoit...salman aap muslim hai...Aisa faission show kyon karwaya..allah likkar


brother @ImRo45 who told you to become a hero! at least look at the seriousness of the match some time!

Bhai @ImRo45 kisne bola tha hero banne ke liye. Kabhi match ki seriousness bhi dekh liya kar !!


it has been 50 days sir, open atleast one or two atm's. @narendramodi

50 din ho gaye sir, ek do ATM to chalu kar do @narendramodi


i'll go alone even after that brother @AAnjel92

main uske baad bhi akele hi jaunga bhai (^o^) @AAnjel92


yesterday, the credit you were taking for #TripleTalaq, today do you wish to hide your face on #RightToPrivacy?

Kal #TripleTalaq pe jo saara credit le rahe the " aaj #RightToPrivacy pe apna muh kaala karaoge ?


i would have wanted to live more, if not for you.

Hamein aur jeene ki khwahish hoti, agar tum na hote.


if you wish to see the list of items that have become expensive because of #gst, watch @ndtv, and for those that have become cheaper @ZeeNews @ahmedpatel @OfficeOfRG

#gst ke Karan mehnge hue saman ka list dekhna ho to @ndtv dekhe aur saste saman ke liye @ZeeNews dekhe..... @ahmedpatel @OfficeOfRG


i drive my car around chandigarh just like obama roams around in india.

Chandigarh vich maare gedi yaar tera ,Jivve india de vich ghumda Obama.


@MrsGandhi @ExSecular @sanjaynirupam @OfficeOfRG pappul has gone mad trying to make gandhi happy! have you taken public to be dumb?

@MrsGandhi @ExSecular @sanjaynirupam @OfficeOfRG Pappul Gandhi ko khush karne ki chakkar me pagala gaya hai ! Public murakh samaj rakha hai ?


@ArvindKejriwal you keep talking about money, why are you so desperate about money?

@ArvindKejriwal tu paisa paisa karti hai.. Kyu paise pe tu marti hai..


i am not afraid of slap sir, i am afraid of mumbai police. #PossibleDabangg3Dialogue

Thappad se dar nahi lagta saab, Mumbai police se lagta hai. #PossibleDabangg3Dialogue


already won the world cup, it's holi https://t.co/KR9XsN8L6C

Pehle hi world cup jeet liya .... Holi haió¾Œ± https://t.co/KR9XsN8L6C


@7UPIndia so many donkeys here, it reminded me of mumbai roads. #ChatpatakaTwist

@7UPIndia Itne gaddhe hai yaha.. Mumbai ki road yaad aa gayee #ChatpatakaTwist


Tum.ek baar gaur se iski aankho mein dekhna.


mario ki shaadi karane me kitna maja aata thaa .  .  .  .


@BabaBakChod then please, mind your own business. thanks @drmalvika6 @witchybitchygal

@BabaBakChod Then pls apne kaam se kaam rakho. Thanks @drmalvika6 @witchybitchygal


indians have aadhaar cards, bangladeshis have jamadaar cards. #INDvsBAN

Indians have Aadhaar cards. Bangladesh have Jamadaar cards #INDvsBAN


everything is a play of luck babu brother.


@mohituraina : o salutations to the auspicious one, everyone is lord shiva. happy mahashivratri @mohituraina @Roymouni @BSonarika

" @mohituraina : Om Namah Shivay " Har har Mahadev . Happy MahaShivratri @mohituraina @Roymouni @BSonarika


RT @Ime_n_mySalman : the way pakistani players are playing, all i would say is thhat sometimes change is also useful. #IndvsPak #wt20

RT @Ime_n_mySalman : The way pak players are playing .. all i wudsay is " Kabhi kabhi chillar bhi kaam ke hote hai " ðŸ˜‚ #IndvsPak #wt20


many ministers keep sleeping in parliament's day session, how many ministers would be sleeping right now?

Parliament ke day session me kai mantri log sote rehte hai ...to abhi kitne manti so rahe honge ..??


your mother's, his mother's, everyone's mother's call came.

Teri maa ka, uski maa ka, sabki maa ka.... Phone aaya.


today is Sunday, we will rest a lot. https://t.co/0yrOgHlMQu

Aaj toh hai Sunday , bohat karenge rest_____________________ https://t.co/0yrOgHlMQu


manmohan singh one more scame in upa-2 @OfficeOfRG @ManishTewari @JM _ Scindia @sanjaynirupam #scammers #CongressScams #Manmohansingh @TimesNow

Manmohan Singh ek aur scam UPA -2 @OfficeOfRG @ManishTewari @JM _ Scindia @sanjaynirupam #scammers #CongressScams #Manmohansingh @TimesNow


tomorrow, i'll be on the air live at 9:05 on wjct radio, then on tv taping for good morning jacksonville at 10:30. #excitingtimes

tomorrow .  .  .  i'm on the air live at 9:05 on wjct radio .  then on tv taping for good morning jacksonville at 10:30 .  #excitingtimes


@bhaiyyajispeaks wow dear, this is the thing #JoinHands4Sameer

@bhaiyyajispeaks Waaah yaar.. ye huee na baat #JoinHands4Sameer


@madan_chikna no brother, you are a part of history. @ra_bies @rowdytalks

@madan_chikna nahi bhai, tum itihas ka hissa ho gaye ho :) @ra_bies @rowdytalks


brother @ArvindKejriwal you are not even able to handle the party, how would you hndle delhi! go bc.

Bhai @ArvindKejriwal tumne party to sambhal nahi rahi.. Dilli kya khaak sambhaloge.. Hatt BC


@Atheist_Krishna i'll put you in this condition if you say too much.@miss_cherished @GaurangBhardwa1pic.twitter.com/u7fQ0ZgwNN

@Atheist_Krishna ye haal kar doonga tera zyada bola to @miss_cherished @GaurangBhardwa1pic.twitter.com/u7fQ0ZgwNN


@bhairavigoswami will mr modi come and pay your credit card bill also?

.@bhairavigoswami tumhare credit card ka bill bhi modi ji aakar bharenge ?


@AccioBae sold goods would not be returned.


he: nowadays, your and my love stories are one everybody's lips, everybody knows and everybody heard the news.
 she: so what?
 he: my other settings closed.

He: Aaj kal tere mere pyar ke charche har zuban par, sabko malum hai aur sabko khabar hogayi
She: Toh kya?
He: Mere baaki settings bandh </3


@Madan_Chikna what is this madan brother, you didn't even call me to your wedding!

@Madan_Chikna kya madan bhai tumne shaadi me to bulaya hi nahi..


Kuch log tumhari gaadi tod rahe hain.
Met guy: Tornado.


@Dishasatra aha @ROFLaaLa which alcohol is present for sunday?

@Dishasatra aha @ROFLaaLa Sunday ke liye kaunsi daru padi hai?


many congratulations to india and pakistan women team. i hope both teams will play a good match. #IndvsPak

India aur Pakistan ki Women team ko bahut-bahut badhaiyan , Umeed hai dono teams accha match khelegain . #IndvsPak


@iKunaal thanks kunaal brother, all these are my friends @sagarcasm @Atheist_Krishna @akshaykanitkar @Ojasism @Madan_Chikna @Jal_Kukdi @Juuism

@iKunaal Thanks Kunaal Bhai.. Ye sab mere dost hai @sagarcasm @Atheist_Krishna @akshaykanitkar @Ojasism @Madan_Chikna @Jal_Kukdi @Juuism


@Fussy_Ca this is a true friend thing. Haha

@Fussy_Ca ye huee na sachche dost jaise baat.. Hahaha


@Mian_Talha_16 @FBkaBaap i don't know about the location, but that is very famous.

@Mian_Talha_16 @FBkaBaap location ka to pta nahi , per FAMOUS bht he wo


he is the father of acting, at the forfront of lying and acting.

acting ka baap hai ye .  .  jhut bolne or acting krne me sabse aage :)


@kanzy_ka nagpur's average score is 160-170, how is it good!

@kanzy_ka nagpur pr average score 160-170 hai .. khaan se accha hai ..


people trending poonam pandey on twitter, why don't you people die?

People trending poonam pandey on twitter , tum log mar kyun nahin jaate ????


you have testified for twitter's #KatuSatya, you have hit my face with a stone wrapped in sheet.

Ye aapne twitter ka #KatuSatya bayaan kiya hai, chaadar mein lapetkar patthar maara hai muh par


Virat playing as if anushka has told him "swear on our love, today you win and come." #RCBvsKKR

Virat playing as if anushka has told him kasam hai tumhein hamare pyar ki aaj jeetkar aana. #RCBvsKKR


if you don't come in another some time, everybody will go mad. come fast.

Agr ap aur thodi der mein nhi aye toh sab pagal ho jye ge jaldi ayu....


RT @deepkbudki : we are alone, come wherever you are. this session and this little bit of strength of modi, congess is there, come wherever you are. singer #SoniaG

RT @deepkbudki : Akele hain , chale Aao jahan ho . Yeh session aur yeh Modi , Congress ki strength hai thori , chale aao jahan ho . Singer #SoniaG Fil


wake up! gst is about to come and you are quiet? wake up and oppose it and spill the milk. we want entertainment.

Wake up ! GST aane wala h aur tm khamosh ho ? Utho aur iska virodh krke raaiyta failao. Entertainment chahiye Hume 0


yadav brother, good pace! very good, bowl like this only. #IndvsSA #CWC15

Yadav bhaiya good pace ! Bahut badiya ðŸ˜† aisa he gola feko #IndvsSA #CWC15


journo: how is #RailBudget2015? harsha bhogle: the two best bangladesh batsmen are mushfiqur rahim and shakib al hasan .

Journo : How is #RailBudget2015 ? Harsha Bhogle : The two best Bangladesh batsmen are Mushfiqur Rahim and Shakib al Hasan .


@Atheist_Krishna you claim that ypou have met sunny leone, do we ask for proof? @Being_Humor

@Atheist_Krishna Tu saale claim karta hai tu Sunny Leone se mila hai.. Hum proof maangte hai kya ?? @Being_Humor


you haven't done the accident again right, brother, that you haven't come till now. atleast come sir.

Bhai accident dubara toh ni kr dya,jo ab tk ni aaye,aa b jao sir


@HaramiParindey have you not watched jo bole so nihaal? Have you ever watched air!

@HaramiParindey jo bole so nihaal nahi dekhi? aapne kabhi hawa ko dekha hai :P


sir, now you have gone on a tour of every state of the country just like you left in the 2014 election, now watch if any change has happened or not.

Sir, Abhi desh ke sabhi state ka tour laga ne to nikle. Jaise 2014 ke election me aap nikle the. Aab dekhye kitna parivartan/ change hua hai ke nahi.


greetings @narendramodi i hate political people but I pnly know and follow modi #Modiji #GST is making population hollow #Help

Namaskar @narendramodi "ji i hate political "person but sirf main Modiji Ko jaanta or manta hu #Modiji #GST Janta ko khokla kr Raha he #Help


Kamal karte ho bajrangi bhaiya itna intzar


@yudhajit salary is like half a wife. It's an old twitter saying.

@Javed_Del @yudhajit Salary yaani aadhi gharwali. Old twitter saying.


@YearOfRat Aah. Dekho, skip kar sakte ho to!


aah! i don't understand this much english.

Aah., itni angrezi nahi samajhti mujhe :)


okay no problem, after putting our hands inside the flowing baga beach, it is necesaary to wash our hands in ganga once!

Chalo koi na, behti Baga beach mein haath daalne ke baad, ek baar Ganga mein haath dhona toh zaroori hai!


@EngineeRoholic the picture is awesome, my friend.

@EngineeRoholic mast hai yaarpic.twitter.com/Z2krm8Qfn1


@White_Crimes everyone should sleep, we have to go to work tomorrow, right?

@White_Crimes chalo ab so jao, kal kaam par jaana hai na?


@TheVacuumHead it seems you have learned hindi just now.

@TheVacuumHead lagta hai jaise abhi Hindi sheekhi hai.


@Integrated_me but it does not have any religion, right.

@Integrated_me par iska koi dharm nahi hai na.


sudharega to tu kabhi nahi gaurav .  .  .  :p


cold,halwa, mother, school, my faisal will tell every story, live my cheetah.

thandi ka ,  halwa ka ,  mummy ka ,  school ka .  .  .  . sabka ka kahani bateyga re mera faisal .  .  .  . jiyo mere cheethey .  .  .


mastizaade official trailer - sunny leone , tusshar kapoor and vir das https://t.co/b7VyI6ccD6 and the country is facing #LandAcquisitionBill ht

Mastizaade Official Trailer - Sunny Leone , Tusshar Kapoor and Vir Das https://t.co/b7VyI6ccD6 or jhel desh raha he #LandAcquisitionBill ht


@Jamuntini i found a thin helpless woman staying around shanivarwada.

@Jamuntini Mujhe ek patli abla naari staying around Shanivarwada.


RT @BT_India : #RailBudget2015 "oh lord, how would this happen?" @sureshpprabhu cracks jokes in speech http://t.co/xs560UjscX #BudgetBT http://t .

RT @BT_India : #RailBudget2015 " Hey Prabhu , ye kaise hoga ? " @sureshpprabhu cracks jokes in speech http://t.co/xs560UjscX #BudgetBT http://t .


@TimesofBullshit @Rai_Sachin is also used in bundelkhand.

@TimesofBullshit @Rai_Sachin Bundelkhand main bhi use hota hai


kejriwal dilli walon ki VAT laga rahe hain.


@gurmeetramrahim #HeroNo1BRR good morning father.

@gurmeetramrahim #HeroNo1BRR good morning pita ji


@oothikicha @Ojasism it must gave been left while looking at ta ra ra.

@oothikicha @Ojasism ta ra ra dekhne me rah gaya hoga


@retardedwriter i have also done it friend, me too.

@retardedwriter Maine bhi kiya hai dost, maine bhi!


@BeingSalmanKhan twitter's troll is also on brother.

@BeingSalmanKhan Twitter ka troll bhi on hai bhai


irfan, wahab and amir must have been seated. spinners must have been brought in. imad must have been made to play.https://t.co/DCzFLf0UWg

Irfan wahab amir ko bithana tha . Spinners ko lana tha . Imad ko khilalaitay ðŸ˜’ https://t.co/DCzFLf0UWg


@TheVacuumHead yay! @KajuBadamChor go and come after taking a bath @ShraddhaKapoor

@TheVacuumHead Yay! @KajuBadamChor tu ja naha kar aa @ShraddhaKapoor


sirji...pls visit to Kanpur oncem...plssss.


salman, it is not good to make your fans wait so much.

hmmm salman etna intezar krana thk nhi apne fans ko..


@neha_aks @bainjal @sanandanbk long live neha srivastava! shame on you swati, you have such sacraments even after being a saryu parin brahmin.

@neha_aks @bainjal @sanandanbk Neha Srivastava Zindabad! Lanat hai Swati tum par, Saryu Parin Brahmin ho kar aisa sanskar :(


@ANI_news you should purchase some better cameras brother.

.@ANI_news bhai thode achche camere khareed lo


RT @Singhlicious : baa: what did they give as dowry? baa's son: Bacardi baa: that's the spirit

RT @Singhlicious : Baa : dahej me kya diya ? Baa's son : BacardiBaa : that's the spirit


michael jackson's bad 25 will air november 22 on abc. make sure you watch it.

michael jackson bad 25 will air november 22 on abc .  make sure you watch it !  :) http/URL


@chatpatidiary ah! i asked you just one question.

@chatpatidiary Haww. Maine sirf ek sawaal pucha tumse


he is a bengali by face, I swear it on my mother.

Ye Bangaali hai shakal se. Maa ki kasam.https://twitter.com/BabaFirki/status/697088447266340866 …


we should always share knowledge and love.


trump danced today and #saudiz will dance from now on

Aj #trump naacha hai & from now on #saudiz naachay gay


political jorney of kejriwal, from "i want independence" to "i want lalu's rule"

Political journey of Kejriwal,
from "Mujhe chahiye Swaraj" to "Mujhe chahiye Laluraj"


i am volunteerng for the obama campaign this morning but i keep waiting for #olivia to come in yelling "super tuesday is coming people!"@someUSER

volunteering 4 the obama campaign this am !  but i keep waitin 4 #olivia to come in yelling  " super tuesday is coming people !  "  @someUSER


you are in Gurgaon only, galati se bhi nahi milna kabhi share mein, naam aur shakal yaad rakhunga tumhari@nickhunterr

you are in Gurgaon only, galati se bhi nahi milna kabhi share mein, naam aur shakal yaad rakhunga tumhari  @nickhunterr


@dwivedi_ji12 nitish gave in to the goons and they proudly ripped off bihar. #NitishKaNakliVikas

@dwivedi_ji12  gundo ke aage joda nitish ne hath aur chati thok ke loota inhone Bihar.
#NitishKaNakliVikas


@zzoker we will get to know in 1-2 months @nickhunterr

@zzoker 1-2 mahine me pata chalega @nickhunterr


RT @tushardave15 : Please follow @kuldpvys, his tweets about life are amazing and proceless. Look at some of the previous RT's.

RT @tushardave15 : Please follow @kuldpvys jindagi par iske tweets bahut shaandar aur laajawaab hote hain . Pichle kuch RT'S dekhein . ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘


the rates of all items have increased after #GST, no item has become cheaper. go to the market to buy groceries some day and then say #IndianEconomyInICU.

Har item k rate badh gaye hai #GST k baad...koi bhi item sasti nahi hui hai..kabhi bazaar ja kar ghar ka raashan to lao .fir bolo #IndianEconomyInICU


#garbage bin the box of memories of my childhood <3

#garbage bin to hmare childhood ki  " yaadon ka pitara  "  h …… <3 ;) :p b-) :*


hahah :p We didn't use to get ladoo in school :(

hahah :p humko ladoo nai milte the school mein :(


@VoodooMirchi Practise starts in the morning

@VoodooMirchi practise to subah hi shuru hoti hai na


Tujh mein rub dikhta hai yaara what to do?


hmm I also think that he is a kv student .  .  .

hmmm mujhe bhi lagta h kv ke student hai .  .  .


Sure. Sure, today, it got very late yesterday! Smile :-*

Pakka today pakka, kal bahot late hogaya! Smile :-*


thanks garbage bin .  .  .  you made me remember something .

thanks garbage bin .  .  .  kuch yaad dila diya tumne .


"Salman Bhai"
Why brother? Divide your parental property also with them.

"Salman Bhai"
Kyun bhai? Jaaydad ka bantwara bhi kar lo uske saath.


@adagio_aria are you a fan of the whole bachhan family

@adagio_aria pure bachhan parivar ki hi fan hai kya aap


once my best friend stole my wrestling stickers .  then I found it inside his book .  . :p

ek baar mere wrestling stickers chura liye the mere best friend ne .  fir ek din uski book ke andar mile .  . :p


@AdvancedMaushi ok @ShraddhaKapoor my friend wants yours

@AdvancedMaushi ok @ShraddhaKapoor mere dost ko tumhari chahiye


@jansimoshi this is Mumbai friend. Roofs aren't here. Clothes are safe.

@jansimoshi this is Mumbai yaar chhat nahi hoti yahan. Kapde are safe.


Everyone will keep their sweaters at the same place while playing cricket, and then they will get interchanged

cricket khelne ke samay saare sweaters ek jagah rakhte the ,  or baad me saare interchange ho jaate the .


@Being_Humor @KyaUkhaadLega People have probelms with everything here

@Being_Humor @KyaUkhaadLega logon ko har cheez se problem hai yahan


@huh_watnow LOL Aapke charan kaha hai.. kiss karne hai #FootFetish


@Azadpanchhi  pain is like rupees, today it is ..tomorrow it will not.  Don't worry

@AazadPanchhi dard is like paise, aaj hai kal nahi. Tension nahi lene ka


Indian will burst crakers on holi also #TakeThatPakis

India waley Holi ke din bhi phatakey phorengey #TakeThatPakis


this is more dangerous than earlier one. i am trying to do with another email if it works @sand_In_Deed@ScoopWhoop

yeh to usse bhi danger lagta hai mujhe  chal dusra email dekar karta hu hota hai to @Sand_In_Deed @ScoopWhoop


@SwaggerBanno where is the elder one friend? he want to say something in his own style. @hindiplz

@SwaggerBanno bhadka kahan hai yaar? Woh apne andaaz se kuch ehna chah raha hai. @hindiplz


take queen color madam....marriage season is going on @tinabasetia

rani color wala le jao madam.. shaadi ka time hai @tinabasetia


congress people brag by saying israt as martyr https://t.co/PCAajl30Qr

Fenkte congress wale hai israt ko shahid Bol ke https://t.co/PCAajl30Qr


@KyaUkhaadLega :D This is the limit brother. The card doesn't come out of the machine. Everything will come out except the card.

@KyaUkhaadLega :D HAdd karte hai yaar. CArd wapas aata hi nahi bahar machine se... slip, pakode sab aajayenge magar card nahi


haha, i was also thinking that. Let's do it quickly.


go fast and bring wine .we will celebrate this happiness

jaldi aaja daaru lekar, issi khushi ka jashn manayenge


@CaptDheer @Being_Humor @GadhviLaxmanWhat did he steal? we also want to know.

@CaptDheer @Being_Humor @GadhviLaxman kya chori kiya Bhai Hume bhi pata chale: )


Roger 'Arbaaz Khan's lost twin brother' Federer

#CelebMiddleNames

Roger 'Arbaaz Khan Ka Bichda Hua Judwa Bhai' Federer

#CelebMiddleNames


@nickhunterr in the same way he keep on attracting hot girls @zzoker

@nickhunterr aise hi hot ladkiyo ka attention bator raha hai @zzoker


@Dishasatra ye jhoot hai, jhoot. Safed jhoot


@Psilosophy brother, leave it. You used the Lucknow biryani for Lucknow ki biryani ko apne napaak irado ke liye istemaal kiya tumne

@Psilosophy bhai tu raendey. Lucknow ki biryani ko apne napaak irado ke liye istemaal kiya tumne


@PallaviRuhail quiet quiet quiet naughty girl

@PallaviRuhail chup chup chup gandi bachhi


What they announce: Please stand away from the doors

What Delhi listens: Please stand away from the doors and near to the girls

#DelhiMetro

What they announce: kripya Darwaazo se hat kar khade ho

What Delhi listens: Darwaazo se hat kar aur ladki se satkar khade ho

#DelhiMetro


@Gaurav_SRKian 54% is already done how much more will be made to do

@Gaurav_SRKian 54% to ho gaya aur kitna karwaoge


@TheSepticHermit Oh, the response to love is anger. Okay then!

@TheSepticHermit Oh, pyar ka jawaab ghussa. Okay then!


@kitAnurag okay. it is okay. will do it.


Vai apka koi vi filim hanne dekna nihei chora....


Your sister-in-law has gone to her parents home. I am a free bird.

ur Bhabhi in her maayka.. imma free bird


no brother and there is no point keeping it there. . . give it to us only. . . we will burst them

nahin bhai aur wahan rakhne se koi faida nahin .  .  .  hamein hi de do .  .  .  hum phod denge


Going to see Kendrick Lamar with @someUSER in january :d

going to see kendrick lamar with @someUSER in jan :d


@sayshardik @ManUtd I got to konw today that you are Abrahamovic _/\_

@sayshardik @ManUtd Tu Abrahamovic hai aaj pata chala. _/\_


@Trendulkar does not work without threshold pressure !

@Trendulkar Threshold pressure ke bina kaam nahi karta !


@ranote_aman It was good . Did not feel like coming back.

@ranote_aman It was good . Wapis aane ka Mann nahi tha .


Does money grow on trees? Of course not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzEcGzm63MA … #JanoTohMano

Paese bhi koi ped pe ugte hain? Bilkul NAHI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzEcGzm63MA … #JanoTohMano


Need a daughter-in-law from a good family.
Means someone else's wife

Achhe ghar ki bahu chahiye.

Matlab kisi aur ki biwi.


@LoKarloUnfollow LOL.. Ye mere dost ki pic hai.. Abhi bhejta hu use


Sir, please let me know when you are coming on fb

8lez,ap fix tym bta dijiye sir ki kb are ho.ap fb p


@lady_naarad You are cute, you wont need a pickup line

@lady_naarad tum to cute ho.. Tumhe pickup line ki zarurat nahi hai


RT @Saj_PakPassion : PCB confirms that Intikhab Alam will be the team manager for Pakistan's tour of England #Cricket #EngvPak


Very nice to see Deepak Dobriyal and Dhinchak pooja datingpic.twitter.com/7s91ii9nGJ


@bruiselee Uncle, haven't you watched sarfarosh

@bruiselee kaka sarfarosh nahi Dekhi kya?


In the corner of the road, you won't understand Madam.https://twitter.com/paharganj2paris/status/854609357622976512 …

Baakhde pe, sadak ke kone par.
Tum nahi samjhogi madamhttps://twitter.com/paharganj2paris/status/854609357622976512 …


@bhupendra panwar...why dont you go to Pakistan for 5 years..?

@bhupendra panwar...tu pakistan kyu ni chala jata 5 saal k liye..?


So jao liberals.. kal subah se phir gaand maarwani hai tum logo ko

#Trumpocalypse


@someUSER how does it compare to diablo iii (regardless of how fair that comparison may be) ?


@BolshoyBooze This heart does not understand pic.twitter.com/iG6Ag3nhk4

@BolshoyBooze Dil hai ke maanta nahipic.twitter.com/iG6Ag3nhk4


hahaha, it happens. a gettogether is essential

hahaha, hota hai. Mehfil jamane ki zaroorat hai


@Ra_Bies LOL @akshaykanitkar you did not understand the wave of rabies

@Ra_Bies LOL @akshaykanitkar tumko rabies ka ishara samaj hi nahi aaya


goods from china are of low quality #ArvindKejriwalAalooHai

China ka maal chalu hai
#ArvindKejriwalAalooHai


oh right #salman_sir irrespective of whether you talk or not, say #chhattishgadiya_sable_badiya once  I_love_u... I only like you

Oh..ho sacchi... #salman_sir bhale aap baat kare ya na kare bas 1 baar #chhattishgadiya_sable_badiya bol de.... I_love_u... Ek aap bas acche lgte mujhe..


Brother, he is not in dubai @kamaalrkhan sitting in dombivali weeting from neighbours wifi

bhai koi dubai me nahi hai ye @kamaalrkhan. Dombivali ki chaul me baith ke padosi ke WiFi se tweet kar raha hai.


treat us with beer if you get to know about it


@PoojaMissra brother! negative people never talk about positive things  #FailedCMNitish

@PoojaMissra negative log kabhi positive baat nahi kar sakte bhai  #FailedCMNitish


come. it is evening, and I am worried about you. it's getting dark, come back #MomsLove

Aaja saanjh huwi mujhe teri fikar, dhundhla gayi dekh meri nazar... Aajana...
#MomsLove


I will definitely top if the school is like this  :d

agar aisa school ho tab to mai pakka top karungi .  :d


on the occassion of mahashivratri, watch CID all night from 11:30 pm and destroy evil @SonyTV @dayanandcid @shivaajisatam

Aj Mahashivratri k subh apsr pr 11:30 pm se puri rat jagiye CID k sath n kijiye burae ka srhansh @SonyTV @dayanandcid @shivaajisatam


RT @JantaKaReporter : While jury is out on achche din , modi will say " please smile " on 26 may . read why https://t.co/0vcHPwv95V

RT @JantaKaReporter : While jury is out on Achche Din , Modi will say " Zara Muskura Do " on 26 May . Read why https://t.co/0vcHPwv95V


@TrulyMonica hum Kejriwal ko vote dene walo se baat nahi karte


i have accepted the truth vishakha, i am raju alone, better alone

Maine apne zindagi ka sach sweekar kar liya hai Vishakha, main Raju Akela, akela hi sahi.


.@UniqueIdiot_ haha.. Tu aur kya karne aaya hai yaha bhai


modiji got scared of us https://twitter.com/OpIndia_com/status/768312511452082176 …

Modiji humse darr gayehttps://twitter.com/OpIndia_com/status/768312511452082176 …


Sir, that's enough if you say that ... :-)

Sir aap itna hi kah diye to kafi hai ...:-)


@indiantweeter tweet 1-2 epic tweets. havent tweeted since very long time.

@indiantweeter epic tweets kar do ek do. Bahut din nahi kiye


add me guys . . please . . i have to win the bet

meko add kar lo guys  .  .  please  .  .  bet jeetni hai meko


Brother Salman loves us....so don't be disappointed. ... everyone will get a chance to meet brother

Salman bhai loves us....so dnt be disappointed. ...ek din bhai se milne ka mauka sab ko milega...


#GuessTheSong

Heart is somewhere in the mountains
And a little bit on the bank

#GuessTheSong

Dil bhi kahin hai pahadon mein
Thoda sa kahin hai kinaron mein.


@Insane_chorri a lot of people are praying for the same thing

@Insane_chorri bahut log aisi dua maang rahe hai


@aanchalator I am your centuries old lover ..

@aanchalator Hum to tere aashiq hai sadiyo puraane..


You go to pluto . . . nobody will follow you

tu pluto pe chali jaa  .  .  .  .  .  nobdy will follow u  .  .  !  !


@Veer_Marathi treat us with free wine, I will meet you

@Veer_Marathi daaru free ki zaroor pilana, mil lunga.


Râ€žj'Å’v Vâ€¹Vâ€ â€˜Â¤ Ready ho bhai aaj ki party ke liye


It is done brother! Whatever we couldn't do in Kanpur, we will do it tis time.

done hai bhai! Kanpur mein jo thake hone ke karan na kar paaye iss baar vasoolenge!


Get employment for bihar people in Bihar only #ModiJeetaoNitishBhagao

Ab Bihar walo ko Bihar me naukri lagwao #ModiJeetaoNitishBhagao


ha ha ha  . this is the rigth choice baby

ha ha ha  . yehi hai right choice baby .


@Miss_Ankiita @Shahrcasm I think this is @BloodyKamina account

@Miss_Ankiita @Shahrcasm mujhe lag raha hai ye @BloodyKamina ka hi account hai


brother ... stop guddu from coming out of his home .. we will win the world cup . . :)

bhai .  .  .  matches tak guddu ka ghar se nikalna band kar do .  .  .  .  hum world cup jeet jaayenge .  .  .  :)


@Ra_Bies hahahahaha, she is a devotee of hanumanji. She prays only in saturday.

@Ra_Bies hahahahaha, hanumanji ki bhakt thi sirf saturday ko hi karti hogi. Puja.


RT @TanuInsan : @Gurmeetramrahim @samachar_plus @6 #HeroNo1BRR thank you sir PTI chairman critic is ... https://t.co/l9HbDy1hIW #etribune

RT @TanuInsan : @Gurmeetramrahim @samachar_plus @6 #HeroNo1BRR thanku guru ji PTI chairman criticis ... https://t.co/l9HbDy1hIW #etribune


Great sir. Till the sun and moon live on, modiji's name will prevail

Great sir'' jabtak suraz chand rahega modiji ka naam rahega....


My name is thulla, I always keep change  https://twitter.com/dna/status/624985897008627715 …

Mera naam hai thulla, rakhta hu hamesha khullahttps://twitter.com/dna/status/624985897008627715 …


Thanks mother, but keep your suggestions to yourself. Don't share your knowledge here, everyone is knowledgable here.

Thanks maa, magar tumhare suggestions tumhare paas rakho. Yhan gyan na baatein, yahan sab gyani hai.


We advised the government to not keep so many slabs in GST and it should be limited to 18%

Humne sarkar se kaha tha #GST mein itne slabs nahi hone chahiye aur 18% par GST ka limit hona chahiye: #RahulGandhi in Ahmedabad


It is the time of poverty, so I travel by metro these days

Gareebi ka mahaul hai, aajkal metro lene laga hu.


bad year. Dhoni also went away and crush also got married. #Dhoni

bad year " Dhoni b gaya aur crush ki b shaddi hogyi #Dhoni


Gosh! That is what it is ... With all those old ladies in the rocking-chairs!

Gosh ! So that's wot it is ... With all those old ladies in rocking-chairs !!!


@Simply_neev you know that i speak the truth

@Simply_neev tujhe pata hai I speak truth


Aadil: Brother, I need 1 lakh rupees till today evening. Is it possible?
Anwar: Aadil It's difficult..
#BoycottADHM

Aadil: Bhai ek lakh chahiye shaam tak.. Possible hai ?

Anwar: Aadil Hai Mushkil..

#BoycottADHM


Our @Vjuneesh brother looks like me, who will eat peas, papad, onion, chilli, and lemon

apna @Vjuneesh bhai apne ko mere jaisa papad aur chana mein kanda, mirchi, nimboo maarke khaane wala lagta hai.


I thought I will pay 5000 in hotel to drink 3-4 peg. It is better that I buy 3-4 bottles and enjoy the whole month.

maine socha aaj hotel me 5000 dekar 3-4 peg peene se achcha hai.. kal 3-4 botal khareed lu aur mahine bhar enjoy karu

Baniye ka dimaag. HNY


party in the staff room from students money hhuh  .  .  .  :p

staff room m party wo b bacho ke paiso se hhuh  .  .  .  :p


@teengirlstext @greatrabranimm Today is sunday

@teengirlstext @greatrabranimm aaj Sunday hai ji


This was a bit too much uncle https://twitter.com/mohanstatsman/status/734434380828028928

Yeh thoda zyada ho gaya chacha jihttps://twitter.com/mohanstatsman/status/734434380828028928 …


Today I saved many children from air pollution in my own country #crackerban #Diwali

aaj apne hi desh mein mein bahut bacho ko asthma / air pollution se bacha liya gaya #crackerban #Diwali


@KameeniChhori Most importantly if someone holds your hand then don't take it for granted

@KameeniChhori most important, koi hath pakde to gale mat pad jaao


waiting for #Modi ji to say #Mitron 0 #Virat also got married after #BJP government came to power in center. Are these not good days?

Waitin 4 #Modi ji 2 say #Mitron 0 #Virat ki shadi bhi tabhi hui jab kendra me #BJP ki sarkar hai 0 Kya ye acche din nahi hai mitron ?


This teacher is worse than guddu... don't let him go guddu

guddu se bhi jyada dussht hai ye teacher .  .  .  . raman sir ko chhodna mat guddu .  .  .


@DefucktiveHumor It's difficult but lot of fun.

@DefucktiveHumor mushkil hai mazza aayega


And then I gave proof too, now see my ration card!

aur phir proof bhi deta.. dekho Mehr ka ration card..


It is astonishing ... People who can  retrieve condom from JNU dustbin are not able to find Najeeb. #najeebahmed #jnu

Kamaal ki baat hai naa ... Jo log JNU ki dustbin se condom dhundh ke laa skte hai 0 Woh Najeeb ko nhi dhundh paa rahe. #najeebahmed #jnu


People with lots of followers are also supporting him..sad to see
Whoever you consider god.. like ur parents..mock them also

Zyada followers wale bhi inhe support kar rahe hai..sad to see

Kal to tum jise bhagwaan maante ho.. like ur parents..unhe bhi mock karenge


@i_fattimaayyy 7:00 There is lot of time now, enjoy ðŸ˜Ž

@i_fattimaayyy 7:00 Bahut time hai abhi , chill ðŸ˜Ž


"A shy for a shy will make the whole world a traditional indian woman" - Mahatma Aloknath

"A shy for a shy will make the whole world a sanskaari bhartiya naari" - Mahatma Aloknath


RT @VioletVeronique : Pandya did one correct thing at last.

RT @VioletVeronique : Pandya ne ek achaa kaam Kiya at least .


Did you really came back? I can't believe.

Really aap aaye kya.....i can't beleive....


This is how we Indians Celebrated #slapday on 15-02-2015 #indvspak #CWC15 pakistans you wont be able to do it .. :D

This is how we Indians Celebrated #slapday on 15-02-2015 #indvspak #CWC15 pakistaniyo tum se na ho payega .. :D


@grtkrk Then there is no chance for both of them.

@grtkrk fir to in dono ka koi chance hi nahi.


It's water gun . By the way holi is coming. #Holi hai

Lol water gun . Waise holi aa rhi hai . #Holi hai


Aree bhai koi Army Ko bhi credit de do jinhone Jaan hatehali par Dala hoga


The chant of 'Om Namah Shivaya' will remove all the evils . Today is very important day for this chant. Happy Mahashivratri

Om Namah Shivaya ' ka jaap kaal ke doshon ko door karta hai . Aaj ka din is jaap ka khas hi mahatva hai . Happy Mahashivratri


Who all are online streaming from the office?

kon kon online streaming kar k office se dekh raha hai .  .   ?  ?  ?


Whatever happens we shouldn't cry no matter what, but yeah we will definitely drink beer

Rona nahi hai bas chahe kuch bhi hojaye, haan beer zaroor piyenge.


@Ra_Bies Aamir Khan - stop, don't make me laugh @witchybitchygal

@Ra_Bies Aamir Khan - Bas kar ab hasaega kya  @witchybitchygal


RT @cricBC : 3 things Indians cant see - tears in mothers eyes, big car with neighbour - defeat from Pakistan in world cup #IndvPak #WT20

RT @cricBC : 3 things Indians cant see- Maa ke aankh me aansu- Padosi ke paas lambi car- World Cup mein Pakistan se haar #IndvPak #WT20


@BucketheadCase @Psilosophy this one is already done beofre

@BucketheadCase @Psilosophy yeh wala ho chuka hai


The pairing of Rasgulla and Gulab Jamun pic.twitter.com/xfggLMFmLt

Gulab Jamun aur Rasgulle ki Jodi. Aaye Haaye.pic.twitter.com/xfggLMFmLt


What is the thing? Good. That is the spirit. https://t.co/5fi3RDHNWd

Kya baat kya baat kya hai . dats the spritðŸ˜Š https://t.co/5fi3RDHNWd


Brother Gulam, why did you (congress) not find a solution for #TripleTalaq in the last 70 years? Are muslim women objects of entertainment?

Bhaiyya Gulam aapne (congress) ne 70 saal mai kyoun nahi #TripleTalaq ka hall doonda? Kya muslim auratei entertainment ka samaagri hai?


Believe in Pakistanis https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/756417175670300672 …

Aur karo Pakistaniyo pe vishwashttps://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/756417175670300672 …


*Kanpur*

If you have to eat tobacco whole day, then what is the point of brushing your teeth in the morning #PointKyaHai

*Kanpur*

Jab din bhar gutkha chabana hai to subah brush karne ka point kya hai #PointKyaHai


Did people start stone pelting outside @imVkohli 's house?

@imVkohli ke ghar ke bahar patthar maarna start hua ?


Earlier she made it difficult for me to live, now her memories do the same.

Pehele wo jeene nahi deti thi.. Ab uski yaadein jeene nahi deti..


We have a teacher in our staff who beats students . . . :( :(

humare staff mein ek teacher aisi nhi hai jo bachon ko peet bhi deti hai  .  .  .  :( :(


cc @Alllahdin I dont have money :( Please buy us alcohol

cc @Alllahdin paise nahi hai bilkul :( Please daaru pila de.


Indian parents after watching Mohit Sharma's performance " See, Learn something from Sharmaji's son" #IndvsSA #SAvsIND #IndiaVsSouthAfrica

Indian parents after watching Mohit Sharma's performance " Dekho Sharma ji ke bete ko , kuch seekho " #IndvsSA #SAvsIND #IndiaVsSouthAfrica


Dear Pakistani fans, keep it, you will need it after the match‚ #IndvsPak https://t.co/5bbfB8P5Fh

Dear Pakistani fans rakhlo match ke baad kaam ayega ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ #IndvsPak https://t.co/5bbfB8P5Fh


Brother... Why did #BJP not support ... #gst #AadharCard #rojgar yojna ... Then they copied the ideas of congress after coming to power

Mere bhai... #BJP ne kyu samarthan nahi Kiya... #gst #AadharCard #rojgar yojna ka... Fir power main aane par... Congress walo ke ideas copy


What happened? Who is this? What are you saying?


@SatanKiNani More than one person. Some people find the truth to be more bitter than everyone else.

@SatanKiNani More than one person. Sachchai kisi kisi ko thodi zyaada hi kadwi lagti hai.


@citytroglodyte brother, girls are like this only

@citytroglodyte ladkiyan aise hi hoti hai bhai


Cant wait to see @luckyali perform live , understand that heart is a toy of the world, and I got to know what it is to fall in love https://t.co/5nZuZaJmOg

Cant wait to see @luckyali perform live , samjhe zamana ke dil hai khilona jaana hai ab kya hai dil ka lagana https://t.co/5nZuZaJmOg


@Atheist_Krishna Is it true that phones are being given?? I also want a new phone  @miss_cherished

@Atheist_Krishna sahi me phone mil raha hai ?? Mujhe bhi chahiye naya phone  @miss_cherished


@tweeting_pal  who has been able to say no toc ute girls @UniqueIdiot_

@tweeting_pal cute ladkiyo ko aajtak kaun mana kar paya hai @UniqueIdiot_


Don't worry brother.. people will keep talking, just ignore... #Being_human_bajrangi_bhaijaan_6_days_to_go

Don't worry bhai.. kehne wale kehte rahein just ignore... #Being_human_bajrangi_bhaijaan_6_days_to_go


Bihariyon ke dil ka karaar kisne loota hai?


we used to party on teachers day and on childrens day  aur childrens day m hum se he humari party krwate the  .  .  .

teachers day m hum party krte the aur childrens day m hum se he humari party krwate the  .  .  .


@Shahrcasm Congress people are very infamous here @digvijaya_28

@Shahrcasm yaha ke congress wale maha badnaam hai @digvijaya_28


India gave Bangladesh Dhaka from teh World Cup! #IndiavsBan

India ne Bangladesh ko World Cup se Dhaka diya! #IndvsBan


Aaj ek hasi aur has lo, aaj ek aansoo aur pi lo...


#IndvsSA A . B . De villiers will take revenge from dhawan . People from India , #patakhe will we burst crackers ?

#IndvsSA A . B . De villiers will take revenge from dhawan . India waalo , #patakhe footenge ?


anushka's 10 brother-in-laws were shocked

hairaan ho gaye anushka k dus devar .  .


*tears of joy* and tears of rum https://twitter.com/ek_samosa_dena/status/642054244657328128 …

*khushi ke aansoo*
Aur Khushi ka Rum!https://twitter.com/ek_samosa_dena/status/642054244657328128 …


you should have mentioned politicians in this post. they are the ones who run this country

tumhe politicians ko mention karna chaiye tha is post mein desh ko chalane wale to vo hai  .  .


@Prachi_licious because you never accepted me </3

@Prachi_licious kyunki tumne mujhe kabhi nahi sweekara </3


@TheVacuumHead look at this girl carefully

@TheVacuumHead GAUR SE DEKHIYE ISS LADKI KO


brother, why did you do this to maggi :(


it happens, realization comes in the morning only

Hota hai yaar, realisation subah hi hota hai


@someUSER @someUSER I'm dressed up in my spartacus costume everyday. So , if you miss me this halloween , we may catch up sometime later !

@someUSER @someUSER i'm everyday dressed up with my spartacus costume .  so ,  if you miss this halloween ,  we may catch up anytime !


you didn't tell me that you also have a girl! :D

aapne mujhe bataya nahi ke mere paas bhi bandi hai! :D


Going to meet the cast of spartacus on the 7th! I am very excited!

gonna meet the cast of spartacus on the 7th !  i am too excited !


look, if #RahulGandhi comes to campaign, then 100% #congress_will_lose

emaa jo #RahulGandhi campaign karva aaya to 100% # કોંગ્રેસ_હારે_છે


brother, one year has passed.. feels like it is a thing of yesterday @MeetUunngLee @Babu_Bhaiyaa @bhaiyyajispeaks

bhai ek saal ho gaya.. aisa lag raha jaise kal hi ki baat ho @MeetUunngLee @Babu_Bhaiyaa @bhaiyyajispeaks


even if you flow away, you will come back, this your country, your swades, it is calling you - Old Monk

Tu chahe beh jaaye tu laut ke aayega, ye jo des hai tera, swades hai tera tujhe hai pukara - Old Monk


@ImAbhishek_ she is saying that i am getting emotional

@ImAbhishek_ woh keh rahaiyan hain ki hamay ronaa aa rahay hain


Sir @ArvindKejriwal Spray all his blood in delhi in different places.. Mosquitos will die the moment the smell it pic.twitter.com/boAKoWQLzR

Sir @ArvindKejriwal Iska poora khoon nikaal ke dilli me jagah jagah phenk do.. Machchar soongte hi mar jaengepic.twitter.com/boAKoWQLzR


@stfu_veer brother why do you come to twitter only once a year? @twinitisha

@stfu_veer bhai tu aajkal saal me ek hi baar kyu aata hai twitter pe ? @twinitisha


he saw the photo of Sir Ashutosh https://twitter.com/shoaib100mph/status/891012096732909568 …

Isne aaj subah Sir Ashutosh ki photo dekh lihttps://twitter.com/shoaib100mph/status/891012096732909568 …


#MannKiBaat ? Then who is talking to #Trump?

#MannKiBaat ? to #Trump se baat kon kar raha hai ?


@balliawalebaba yes brother. Use twitter also.

@balliawalebaba hahaa bhai.. To twitter bhi chalaya karo


@JoySrkian @shaharyarkhan61 Kingu .. Was there anything in the car? #DilwaleOnSony

@JoySrkian @shaharyarkhan61 Kingu .. Gaadi me kuch the kya ?? ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ #DilwaleOnSony


Contest players have no religion, they start anywhere

Contest players ka koi dharam nahi hota, kahin bhi lag padte hai.


Wait ...  salman is mine ... have gotten no news of sir

Intzar....... ho gye mere salmaan.... sir ki aae na kuch khabr sir ji aapki........


@shilpitewari hits @RanaAyyub pic.twitter.com/TzRaT1DuTe

.@RanaAyyub ko @shilpitewari ne maara mukkapic.twitter.com/TzRaT1DuTe


Oh my god, the music video comes out tomorrow! By the way, I still cannot get over harry's voice :)

omg the music video comes out tomorrow !  btw i still can't get over harry's voice :') http/URL


#AnupamKher to play former PM #ManmohanSingh in a film based on Sanjaya Baru ’ s book . people who used to talk against him are today doing his biography

#AnupamKher to play former PM #ManmohanSingh in a film based on Sanjaya Baru ’ s book . Jo against mai bolte the wo aaj bio kar rahe hai


very soon there is going to be a ban on #holi


LOL. I did Vishakha, I did!
I cannot be too serious

LOL. I did Vishakha, I did!
Zyada serious nahi hota hai mujhse


@retardedwriter do you have a cigarette?


@rushingquark you never said I am awesome

@rushingquark mujhe toh kabhi nahi bola awesome tune


brother you were looking superb in the movie Bajrangi Bhaijaan. Keep showering your love on your fans, it is enough for us. Love you brother.

bhayiaa u lukin so superb at movie Bajrangi Bhaijaan,,Aise hi hamesha hum fans ko pyar dete rahe.Itna hi kaafi hai mere liye.Love you bhayiaa


these mauka ads are insulting to the opponents, which is not right

these mauka mauka ads are insulting opponent .  which is not right .


@DespicableA electricity comes only on paper and water comes only with flood  #FailedCMNitish

@DespicableA Bijli sirf paper aur pani sirf flood me aata h.  #FailedCMNitish


@kyaYaarKuchBii Nahi bhai.. NO @MohMaaya


@HathwalaThakur Thakur Dont retweet such tweets to boys https://twitter.com/kennedybrayboy/status/448963630865068032 … @CatWomaniya

@HathwalaThakur Thakur aise tweet choro ko mat RT diya kar bhai https://twitter.com/kennedybrayboy/status/448963630865068032 … @CatWomaniya


@_Sir_John_ haha.. how are you john brother


@RowdyTalks Bhuvan Rajora Kapil is the son of an IITian @Ra_Bies @coolfunnytshirt @RoflGandhi_ @KyaUkhaadLega @Being_Humor

@RowdyTalks Bhuvan Rajora Kapil the IITian ka beta hai @Ra_Bies @coolfunnytshirt @RoflGandhi_ @KyaUkhaadLega @Being_Humor


Talk to Pichai sir and get me a job in google https://twitter.com/DrJwalaG/status/678937490129092608 …

Pichai sahab se baat karke google me naukri lagwa do  https://twitter.com/DrJwalaG/status/678937490129092608 …


RT @SumanthTarak : what is the day 1 hindi version collection sir ? #SardaarGabbarSingh @Rentrak @taran_adarsh

RT @SumanthTarak : what is the day1 hindi version collection sir ?? #SardaarGabbarSingh @Rentrak @taran_adarsh


laugh a little sister. it wont reduce the feminist inside you.

Thoda has lo behen, usse aapke andar ka feminism kam nahi hojayega.


@suhelseth @abdullah_omar @chetan_bhagat @rishibagree @rahulkanwal Today's Man of the Match should be jointly given to Rahane/Mohit/Shikhar !

@suhelseth @abdullah_omar @chetan_bhagat @rishibagree @rahulkanwal Aaj ka Man of the Match jointly Rahane/Mohit/Shikhar ko dena chahiye !


new york giants: game-by-game predictions for the 2nd half of the season http/URL


@Jagat___Janani Even if you think about me this much, then it is enough .. RT is amterialistic illusion  :)

@Jagat___Janani Bas aapne itna socha hamare baare me.. yehi kaafi hai.. RT to moh maaya hai :)


A dog's tail will always remain curled, and will never straighten. Shame on you @INCIndia #tripletalaq

Kutte ki duum kabhi seedhi nahin hoti. Shame on you @INCindia. #tripletalaq


It is a simple scenario for Pakistan :D if Zimbabwe beats Ireland or it rains Pakistan atleast 3 number match ... http://t.co/QS1Qh7EjLO

Simple Scenario hai Pakistan k lye :D Zimbabwe Ireland ko hara de ya barish ho jaye Pakistan atleast 3no match ... http://t.co/QS1Qh7EjLO


baki sab toh theek hai but wat the hell is this teri suwar ki ?  ?  ?  ?  !  !  !  !  !  :d :d


@Atheist_Krishna @HathwalaThakur tere chutyapa se waisa hi asar hota hai saale.


@iamsonisinghal those are nice girls , for them, I don't see, listen, any name, but only one name "India"

@iamsonisinghal those are nice girls,for 'em  Mujhe na kisi city ke naam dikhayi dete hai, na sunai bas ek hi naam INDIA


"Kumbhkaran just got up" here comes the lawyers of lie, Were you sucking the lolipop on demonetisation, Anna? Or did you just get the contract?

Kumbh karan ki abb nind khuli " aa gaye bhi jhut ki vakalat karne #Notebandi per kiya lollipop chuss rahe the Anna ? Ya abhi contract mila


Where are you brother? Come on come faster.


Ok baby.. anyway I had been valuing you the most on this..@BinaKaheLunga

ok baby.. waise bhi yaha mein sabse zyada aapko bhaav deta aaya hu  @BinaKaheLunga


@soniasharmasha1 accha by the way win or loss is the part of the game..whoever plays well, wins

@soniasharmasha1 acha ðŸ‘ by the way haar jeet game ka hissa hai .. jo si team acha khelti ha wohi jeet jati ...


Sir, how are you? We were waiting for your film since so long ... we will definitely see your fil bajrangi bhaijaan .... We love you Salman Sir..

Sir ji app ksy hoo???Hmlogo k apk flim k bauth din sa intyjar tha so..........Ap k film bajrangi bhaijan jarur dkhgy....We LOVE YOU.SALMAN Sir....


wake up consumer, wake up. @integrated_me


arre kya likha usne? Mujhe nahi dikh raha


This is my decision that he should be send to kala pani for punishment https://twitter.com/ndtvindia/status/674091304901480448 …

Hamara faisla hai ise Kala Pani ki saza di jaayehttps://twitter.com/ndtvindia/status/674091304901480448 …


now you all know that halloween candy is going to be on clearance tomorrow . . . you can save it for valentine's day :)

now y'all know all that halloween candy is gonna be on clearance tomorrow .  .  . you can save it for valentine's day :)


Rameez brother, cry in the bathroom, nobody will see you.

Rameez bhai zara bathroom me jakay rou len. Koi nahi dekhayga.


my choice is smart. tell quickly if you are sendng the photos or the insta link

meri choice hi smart hai, bolo jaldi photos bhej rahe ho ya insta link...
Aise puch raha hai


@_taurus30 @SarahZaki11 Children today is #MahaShivratri. You will get a good husband if you fast for 17 mondays . Suwami ji says this , free advice

@_taurus30 @SarahZaki11 Bachon Aj #MahaShivratri he17 Somwar Varat karne se acha PATI milta hai . Ye Suwami G Kehte hen , Muft ki Advice di he


Irrespective of Sec66A is there or not, people will abuse Kejriwal! #Sec66A

Sec66A ho ya na ho, Kejriwal to gaaliyan hi khayega! #Sec66A


don't show us these 6 sixes, show yuvraj on the bigger screen.

Ye 6 chhakke hame mat dikhao, big screen pe chala ke Yuvraj ko dikhao.


started again in bangalore? fantastic man.


@twinitisha too much, didn't get sleep the whole night.

@twinitisha bohot zyada.. Neend hi nahi aayee kal raat


@alllahdin oh!, no problem, when are you going to come?


@ruchikokcha prateeksha bhi celeb hai kya?


you don't know anything , so don't claim anything.


it would have been better had i watched teraa suroor instead of the #indvsnz match.

#IndvsNZ dekhne se accha tha Teraa Surroor dekh lete


@bizzarebhide, go wash it dude, the illness might spread.

@bizzarebhide bimaari failegi bhai dho le


you're right , i confused arabic with greek , that's the language i learned immediately after greek , and all this happened more than 15 years ago

You're right I confused Arabic with Greek , that's the language I learned immediately after Greek , and all this happened 15+ years ago ! ~ M2K


@iamGunjanGrunge, nothing good ain't happening to you, @Barn_sparrow.

@iamGunjanGrunge tera phir bhi kuch nahi hona  @Barn_sparrow


bad news of the day, a donkey left a boy's house out of a sudden. the boy left out in search of the donkey but failed.( film talaash)

Aaj k bad newsAik boy k donkey ghar chorh kar bhag gaii ,,,,, Larhka donkey talash karny m nakaam ,,, Film =( talash )


#254 [ M2K ]: Welcome to the club [\\m/] bet your stories aren't as entertaining as mine


@Integrated_me you have time to tweet all this, but can't give a link right? ok then.

@Integrated_me yeh sab tweet karne ke kiye time hai, ek link ke liye nahi? ok then


#MSG2In505crOn200thDay @Gurmeetramrahim thank you for blessing . good morning father Sewa Simrn parmarth ka Bal bksna ji

#MSG2In505crOn200thDay @Gurmeetramrahim Thanku for Blessing ..... Good Morning Pita G Sewa Simrn parmarth ka Bal bksna ji


software can be designed, but how do you send people to the us?

#Software To Banaa Loge " Par Bande US Kaise Bhejoge


don't your kids listen to your words? show them this picture, they'll listen to you from then onwards.

Kya aapke bacche aapki baat nahi sunte ? Unhe ye tasveer dikhaiye , dar ke maare aapki ek-ek baat sunne lagenge . https://t.co/KqP4ExOBPl


bastard wants proof from the government. you are firing gun in a name of pakistan https://twitter.com/abpnewstv/status/782870385708498944 …

Bastard wants proof from govt..

Bas Pakistan ke kandhe par rakh kar chala raha bandookhttps://twitter.com/abpnewstv/status/782870385708498944 …


@RideTheDevil well done. these people like @raggedtag deserve to be in jail

@RideTheDevil Well done.. ye @raggedtag jaise logo ki jagah jail me hi hai


i'm working overtime to elect mitt . i am having 50 radio appearances down the homestretch on huckabee national radio on friday .

i'm working overtime to elect mitt .  50 radio appearances down the homestretch .  on huckabee national radio on friday .


@iPoonampandey brother @HathwalaThakur traitor.

@iPoonampandey bhai @HathwalaThakur dhokebaaz


if you are smoking cigaratte on the toilet, then you are pooping good.

Komod par baithkar cigarette pi rahe ho, toh achha hagg rahe ho tum.


hahahahaha, so truee, i do remember tetris.

hahahahaha .  . so true .  .  .  .  i remember tetris


rt @TamalDas8 : pbi_india #UHF #RailBudget2015 speech of sureshpprabhu has come to an end .

RT @TamalDas8 : PIB_India #UHF #RailBudget2015 speech of sureshpprabhu has come to an end .


Ye @MeetUunngLee bahot hi zyada darling hai.


@imcomplicated__ your appearance looks lovely, the moon looks older in front of you, my love.

@imcomplicated__ roop suhana lagta hai, chaand purana lagta hai tere aage oh janam


@abhishekmadan she is sister-in-lawi because you married to my brother,right?

@abhishekmadan She is Bhabhi because tu mere bhai se Marry-hua-na?


@narendramodi said that, in congress everyone was bathing in #blackmoney and #Manmohansingh was wearing raincoat to save himself.

@narendramodi ne yahi to kaha ? congress me sabhi #blackmoney se naha raha the aur #Manmohansingh ji bachne ke liye raincoat pahne huwe the 0


@Ra_Bies father hid it in the store room somewhere, let me see the store.

@Ra_Bies Papa ne store room me rakhi hai chupa kar.. Dekhta hu


hello salman sir, can i get a reply please?

hello #salman #sir kya mujhe ek reply mila ga plzzzzzzzzzzz


my first kiss ever was with a poster of sunnyleone.

mera first kiss to sunny leone ke poster ke saath tha :'(


@ProuddPakistani @iamwaqaryunus mohit again sent pavilion to someone.

@ProuddPakistani @iamwaqaryunus mohit n fir ek ko pavilion bheji ....


pure white like camphor, an incarnation of compassion,the essence of worldly existence, whose garland is the king of serpents, always dwelling inside the lotus of the heart. i bow to shiva and shakti together !! may lord shiva bless u all !! har har mahadev #mahashivratri

Karpur gauram karunavtaaram Sansar saaram , bhujgendra haaram !! May lord shiva bless u all !! Har har mahadev #MahaShivratri


@PoojaMissra tejaswini will loose seat this time, he said nothing is superior to religion #NitishKaNakliVikas

@PoojaMissra Tejaswini iss baar uski seat harega, Bolta hai jaat se upar koi nahi #NitishKaNakliVikas


@KajuKatli__ Pakistan ki watt lag gayi .


bangladeshis are still taking revenge fof that run out from me.https://twitter.com/Realbangladeshi/status/806715786991648770 …

Aaj tak ye Bangladeshi uss run out ka badl le raha hai mujhse.https://twitter.com/Realbangladeshi/status/806715786991648770 …


nooo, the photo was good, atleast people are having a look at it.

are nahiiiiinnn!  poto hi sahi, kam se kam log dekh to pa rahe hain


guddu has done well in the exams because of supw marks, he has got 48 percent.

supw ke marks ki wajah se hi toh xams mein phodta h guddu ,  pure 48 percent .  :p


@aajtak there's gonna be a terrorsit attack soon, fool the media.

@aajtak accha koi atankwadi hamla hone wala hai .... fool media


guidance staff for our annual academic signing day on thursday !  i'll post photos soon !


@NehaT_ Gujarati People also have a lot of trouble in writing in hindi.

@NehaT_ Gujarati loko ne pan bo taklif pade chhe Hindi lakhvama


@happysush31 @klpe lovers live with pride and die with pride

@happysush31 @klpe pyar karne wale jite hai shan se, marte hai shan se


sundays in the sag is like a friday in idaho, boring as fuck

sundays in the sag is like a friday in idaho .  .  .  .  . boring as fuck !


not just legs, but the whole bangladesh is in the sky. IndvsBan

Sirf pair hi nahi, poora Bangladesh hawa mein hain. #IndvsBan


@Alllahdin @ttrinadasgupta @ruchikokcha @retardedwriter yes untag him but take only a little bit of the expensive alcohol

@Alllahdin @ttrinadasgupta @ruchikokcha @retardedwriter haan usko untag kar do, magar hui mehengi badi sharab ke thodi thodi liya karo


@Tweepshikha need someone to serve that too

@Tweepshikha woh bhi parosne wali koi chahiye


@Alllahdin @Ra_Bies Afzal we are ashamed, what drink of alcohol should we drink at night?

@Alllahdin @Ra_Bies Afzal hum sharminda hai, raat ko daaru mein kya peena hai?


brother this girl is trying to divide us @LokarDi_RT

bhai  ye ladki hamare dosti ke beech phoont daalne ki soch rahi hai @LoKarDi_RT ayye kya re?


itni charbi h fir b thand lagti h terko :/


@KyaUkhaadLega mI kept it purposefully, so that people like you troll me. See the humility?

@KyaUkhaadLega maine jaan boojkar rakha tha, taaki tujh jaise log mujhe trol karein. Dekha badappan? :D


I do not give guarranty about your re-exam . DUGC will take up your case and then will decide whether or not you deserve one .

II does not warrant you a re-exam . DUGC takes ( up ) your case and then decides whether or not you deserve one .


Now would you say that to the poor girl? Don't break her heart, she's hot anyways

ab uss bechari ladki ko tu aise bolega? Dil na tod yaar uska, bandi hot toh hai.


eating is banned in delhi metro, masturbating isn't.

Delhi metro mein khana mana hai, hilana nahi.


@nainkatary aisa bhi karna padta hai kya?


construct a bridge. end of discussion.http://m.timesofindia.com/city/nagpur/haj-panel-seeks-rs25k-cr-for-buying-aircraft/amp_articleshow/59905977.cms

Bridge hi banwa lo na.. Ek baar ka.. Kissa hi khatamhttp://m.timesofindia.com/city/nagpur/haj-panel-seeks-rs25k-cr-for-buying-aircraft/amp_articleshow/59905977.cms …


@someUSER: it seems you are from kendriya vidyalaya :)

@someUSER : bhai kendriya vidyalaya se lagtey ho :)


sane people don't know , what marijuana is !

Hosh waalo ko khabar kya, marijuana ka cheez hai! #RememberingJagjitSingh


@enlightenedme_ do you only come to give me hahahaha  huhuhuhu and emoticons?

@enlightenedme_ tum mujhe sirf HAHAHAHA HUHUHUHU aur emoticons dene ke liye aate ho kya?


dude, guddu's father had lml vespa! when did he buy chetak?

yaar yein guddu ke papa ke paas to lml vespa tha !  yein chetak kab le liya .


@integrated_me omg! I am getting so much respect from such a pretty lady. I will start feeling proud of myself.

@integrated_me Haaye! Itni zaheen-o-haseen se itni izzat afzaai. Is nacheez ko khud pe gumaan ho jayega :-)


@Oinkoo only if someone gives me this much money, i will sell it

@Oinkoo bas koi itne paise de de, bech dunga


@TheVacuumHead #Genuine koschan are thse your eyes or your pub?

@TheVacuumHead #GenuineKoschan tumhari aankhein hai ya meh khana?


#GST through #profit whom to #GeneralPublic or to #Government  @narendramodi @arunjaitley @aditi_tyagi @AmitShah

#GST se #profit kise #GeneralPublic ko ya #Government ko.. @narendramodi @arunjaitley @aditi_tyagi @AmitShah


agle episode mein kya guddu es baat ka badla lega  .  .  .  . intzaar mein agle episode k  .  .  . ting - tong  .  .


oh sir, the uncle is the nephew, and the nephew is the uncle and the uncle is no one

O shobzi Jo shasha hai wohi bhateeza hai, aur so bhateeza hai woh hi shasha hai, aur jo shasha hai woh koi hai hi nahi.


Kamal Hassan hai aur Kamla Pasand hai. #AakThoo


@YouDontKnowWho_ dude everything new in the market is taken by whatsapp, this is what is left

@YouDontKnowWho_ abe market me naya to sab whatsapp wale le jate hain. Yahi bacha hai :P


transformed to our prophet
you swam through the seven seas
even then their's dryness in the heart
why is it left https://twitter.com/sardesairajdeep/status/700513526218010632 …

Ban liya apna paigambar
Tar liya tu saat samandar
Phir bhi sookha mann ke andar
Kyun reh gaya?https://twitter.com/sardesairajdeep/status/700513526218010632 …


is there any procedure from strong friendship...please do that :) @witchybitchygal

@bhatakti_atma Pakki dosti ka bhi koi havan hota hai.. to karwa do :) @witchybitchygal


@someUSER alan rickman makes this better than it already was .

watching die hard for the 1st time with @someUSER &amp


@PJ_CRACKER other passenger is in love brother, he's occupied in baby-darling, did you do breakfast etc

@PJ_CRACKER doosra passenger pyar mein hai bhai, laga hua hai baby shona naashta kiya baby ne?  etc


brother how are you can't wait more come fast

Bhai.. Kese ho.. Aur intezaar nhi hota jaldi aao


the whole country  laughs on you and your tweets, even me https://twitter.com/vickylullaa/status/748121962757578752 …

Tumhare tweets aur tum par toh waise bhi poora desh hasta hai, main bhi. https://twitter.com/vickylullaa/status/748121962757578752 …


slap shot: nash ,  back from injury ,  skates for davos: rick nash of the new york rangers returned to action in switzerland on tuesday .


@RoflGandhi_ @chavhanke lol where did you bring this from

@RoflGandhi_ @chavhanke LOL! Ye kahan se laaya hai!!


@Kahaanify @GauravXm forgive me brothers

@Kahaanify @GauravXm maaf kar do bhai log


@dashhtweets at the end even they have our blood only

@dashhtweets Aakhir unme bhi hamara hi khoon hai :(


@Actor_Krishna congratulations on grahanam to be launched tomorrow ! atb @BigPrintKarthik and Shobaban Babu . PVPPictures .

@Actor_Krishna congratulations on #Grahanam to be launched tomorrow ! ATB @BigPrintKarthik and Shobaban Babu . #PVPPictures .


scared cat in front of the master and lion later, this kid is a bully

master ke saamne bheegi billi aur baad mein sher .  .  . bahut kamina hai ye baalak :p


we won toss, we will win the match too! watching pakistan vs india

Toss Hum Ne jita Hai Match Bhi Hum Hi Jitenge ! â€” watching Pakistan vs India


I'll make a movie on this story. Is anyone interested in investing?

movie me banaunga is story pr  .  .  koi invstor hai toh bolo  ?  ?  ?


I am in the office. I have tilted the monitor to avoid the camera.

main to office mein hun .  .  .  bas monitor ko tedha kiya hua hai .  .  camera se bachane ke liye


I’m not gonna nag you with this anymore, however, I behave with people how they behave with me. You’re just going to have to understand. *sarcastic smiley face*

mi aata tula kaay te bolnar nahi aahe kadhich. Pan mi tasach vaagto jasa loka vagatat mazya barobar. Tula hi kalnaar lavkarach :)


@Ra_Bies our uncle trump has won@heisenjit

@Ra_Bies trump chacha jitt gayya saada @heisenjit


right, he knows the balance. do you have a picture with two girls in which you are looking bond? no, right?

barabar, isse balance pata hai. Tere paas hai 2 ladkiyon ke saath photo? Jahan tiu Bond lag raha? Nahi na?


@KyaUkhaadLega daughter-in-law is the best.


There will be a marriage in the house. https://twitter.com/MarketWatch/status/763660088812986368 …

Ghar me shaadi hogihttps://twitter.com/MarketWatch/status/763660088812986368 …


you cracked me up in a boring meeting :d .  . wait cracked no no broke no no cracked me up sahi hai na ?  !


3 runs in 3 balls. west Indies, copy bangladesh.

3 रन पर 3 बॉल..वेस्टइंडीज़ वालों बांग्लादेश की नकल करो।


@Shakti_Shetty shakti bro, reply to me as well

@Shakti_Shetty bhai Shakti ek reply mujhe bhi de


hehehe .  .  . lol .  .  . purane zakham tazaa kar diye .  .  . 2003 board exam k results yaad dila diye .  .  .


mr. modi, india will be skilled if india will exist. bullets are fired from somewhere and on the other side there are naxals.

Skil india to tab hoga jab india rahega modi g. Kanhi seej fayar kahi isi. Naksal waad. Jai hind.


you should have taken a naked or half naked picture of him and share it on his facebook wall .

You should have taken a naked or half naked pic of him and share it on his fb wall . :)


match ke bahane uncle ji bhi sher ho gaye .  .  .  .  !  !


@huh_watnow we don't invite family, we remember them and they come.

@huh_watnow Apno ko invite nahi.. yaad kya jaata hai.. woh aa jate hai


anna live long.you are the second gandhi. now corruptionists are dead.

jiyo anna .  .  . dusre gandhi .  . ab to bhrashtachario ki shaamat ayi


rt @ArvindKejriwal : u must read this washington's post on delhi's mohalla clinics https://t.co/DDAxgdbUAD

RT @ArvindKejriwal : U must read this . Washington Post on Delhi's mohalla clinics https://t.co/DDAxgdbUAD


bajrangi has support of bajarangbali. if you believe in him, your all wishes will come true.

Bajrangbali ka saath Bajrangi ke pas ?rkho viswas ?puri hogi aap ki har aas???????!


that is like hitting four at the right opportunity. now no more ads about opportunity. #indvssa #cwc15

thats mauke pe chauka ... now no more mauka mauka ads :p #indvssa #cwc15


@jiteshpillaai i said what i felt was correct.

@jiteshpillaai khara kaay vaatla the bolley mi


astrology numerology now host z . starman talks about the upcoming mercury retrograde that begins on november 6th -  http/URL

astrology numerology now host z .  starman talks about the upcoming mercury retrograde that begins november 6th - .  .  .  http/URL


@RoyalThough has come in the marriage procession. you want awar for which thing? you already are nri and now you also want award? get lost.

@RoyalThough baaraat me aayi h kya . Kis baat ka award . Ek toh NRI upar se award ? Chal bhaag


what if this is a false confession !!. http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37410461.jpg

What if this is a false confession !!. http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37410461.jpg


#Diwali tell everyone that burning crackers causes loss. religion come in between and everything else stops to matter.

#Diwali kisi ko bolo ke nuksaan hai aise karne se patake mat jalao " religion beech mein aate hai " sab zero ho jaata hai


he is talking about hair dye.https://twitter.com/ashutosh83B/status/11077484832 …

Hair dye ki baat kar raha hai.https://twitter.com/ashutosh83B/status/11077484832 …


man, just watch mister sharma go at it with his ‘lal’

sharma ji kya peet rahe hai apne lal ko .  lolz .


guddu, oh darling this is india, result, i am yours dear.

Guddu, Oh Darling Yeh Hai India, Anjaam, Hum Tumhare Hai Sanam.


amit ji and shaan are sad. guddu will wander outside the class.

amit ji & shaan are sad  .  . guddu class ke bahar ghum ke aayega


he is also in the sme situation. https://twitter.com/Stupidosaur/status/661240668820377600

Iska bhi wohi haal haihttps://twitter.com/Stupidosaur/status/661240668820377600 …


pib_india #UHF railway is a unique integrator of India : sureshpprabhu #RailBudget2015

PIB_India #UHF Railway is a unique integrator of India : sureshpprabhu #RailBudget2015


the bad days of anna are here. the count down has begun of this traitor.

anna ke kharaab din aa gaye . is gaddar ka count down shuru ho chuka hai .


does everyone drink and drive in Delhi ?

Delhi me sab peeke hi gaadi chalate hai kya?


@Alllahdin come to mumbai again, friend.


i used to go to play badminton like this.

me to batminton khelne chli jti ti ese :v


#respect #aus #playlikeawinner . now the respect about india has vanished.

#respect #aus #playlikeawinner .  .  .  baki ap to india ka liye respect na ke barabar hi reh gyi hai


@hitennarendra this thoing about coriander has touched my heart.

@hitennarendra ye dhaniya wali baat dil ko choo gayi :)


guddu dear, these childhood memories really freshen up the mood. i miss those times.

yaar guddu bilkul bachpan ki yaade ttro-taaza kr deta hai  .  .  missing my childhood .  .  .  :(


@sayshardik yes! @Ra_Bies his pub is killer brother, we will go together to drink alcohol for free.

@sayshardik haan! @Ra_Bies iska pub bahot killer hai bro, apan saath mein jayenge free ki daaru peene


are the kids or puppies? https://twitter.com/Fuljhadii/status/667985246499966976 …

Bachhe hai ya pille?https://twitter.com/Fuljhadii/status/667985246499966976 …


Digvijay 'Bhow Bhow' Singh

#CelebMiddleNames


i love you, modi sir. even if you need my life, i will give it to you happily. your well wisher.

I love u.modi sir jankibhi jarurat ho to mang lena haste haste.dedege aap ka subh sintak


@imcomplicated__ you don't know waht we preserve.

@imcomplicated__ Kya kya jatan karte hai, tumhe kya pata?


@ek_samosa_dena now i don't have trust in the team that much. now also we can lose.

@ek_samosa_dena itna bharosa nahi raha hai ab team par, abhi bhi haar sakte hai


* kohli and dhawan are crying * dhoni : what happened? kohli : dear we just asked raina's sister in laws to return the shoes. they said #WontGiveItBack

* Kohli and Dhawan crying * Dhoni : Kya hua ? Kohli : Yaar we just asked Raina's saalis to return shoes . They said #WontGiveItBack


there is no proper electricity or water in their home, now you talk. https://twitter.com/I_m_bedman/status/854656719510683648 …

Inke ghar par ab tak theek se bijli ya pani nahi aaya hai... Lo kar lo baat.https://twitter.com/I_m_bedman/status/854656719510683648 …


i am out of money. should i withdraw some from the atm Mr @narendralodi

Paise nahi hai. ATM se paise nikalu ki nahi @narendramodi sir?


if someone is taking credit of the #SurgicalStrike then he should also take credit for the deaths of our soldiers #BadlaLo

Agar koi #SurgicalStrike ka credit Leta hai to Jawano ki Maut ka bhi credit Lena chahiye #BadlaLo


brother i don't know why but there is something missing.

Bhai jaan kuch kami si lag rahi h... Pata nai kyun.....


Insan ki koi cast nahi hoti ji ..aj dont wory


everyone is lord shiva. the people of this town are true from heart. salute.

har har maha dev .  .  dil ke sachche log hai  .  .  is gau wale .  .  .  j'ai ho


@c_aashish i also write satire sometimes. *breaks bangles* @GappistanRadio

@c_aashish hum bhi satire likhte hain kabhi kabhi *breaks bangles* @GappistanRadio


hindus do less work and play more tambourine. rest of the people do their tasks calmly. #Gharwapsi #MahaShivratri @RSS4India

Hindu kaam km krte h or dhapli jyada bjate h ... baaki log shanti se apna kaam kr jate h #Gharwapsi #MahaShivratri @RSS4India


i will have best seats in the house on mon .


rt @INCIndia : mr. modi in a tweet on 31.3.2014 said , " italian marines mercilessly killed our fishermen . if madam is so ' patriotic ' can she

RT @INCIndia : Shri Modi in a tweet on 31.3.2014 said , " Italian marines mercilessly killed our fishermen . If Madam is so ' patriotic ' can she


this #Diwali celebrate with #Notebandi thatch thatch pomegranade and #GST black snake.

This #Diwali celebrate with #Notebandi phus phus Anar & #GST kaala saanp


@someUSER i know ,  it went from way too far off to here .  i'll see iupui at maryland on january 1,  just excited to go back to baltimore laughing out loud.

@someUSER i know ,  it went from way too far off to here .  i'll see iupui at maryland on jan 1 ,  just excited to go back to baltimore lol


g and watch pogo if you don't understand this @HathwalaThakur @CatWomaniyapic.twitter.com/XMwnwPhuDH

samajh nahi aaye to pogo dekhna jaake  @HathwalaThakur @CatWomaniyapic.twitter.com/XMwnwPhuDH


laughing out loud. even today,  many jasmines will be there @Alllahdin is not alone now. @retardedwriter

LOL LOL Jasmines toh aaj bhi hongi bas @Alllahdin ab akela nahi raha. @retardedwriter


you were looking like @aanchalator. they called me late by mistake.

@aanchalator lag raha tha. Mujhe galti se bhi late hi call kiya gaya


he: you always talk about money. why are you so desperate for money?she: pinky belongs to rich people and not to delhi or mumbai people.

He: Kyu paisa paisa karti hai kyu paise petu marti hai?
She: Mumbai ki na Dilli walon ki, Pinky haipaise walon ki.
#Crie


Mujhko yaad sataaye teri.. Haayee haayee.. Yaad sataye teri


rt @TrollKejri : i was treating my cough. https://t.co/fepNwWE9op

RT @TrollKejri : Khansi ka ilaaj kara rha tha https://t.co/fepNwWE9op


you can say 'this is done.' on the jokes of 'this is done.'

Yeh ho chuka hai' jokes pe bhi ab aap 'yeh ho chuka hai' bol sakte ho.


@WatDaDuck_ brother i am seeing you after a long time. i was desperate to meet you.

@WatDaDuck_ Bhai bade din baad dikhe ho.. Aapke darshan ko taras gaye the hum


@Sarcaism @DrAnujsingh1505 tell some story of yours about jungle. #JunglerajEpisode2

@Sarcaism @DrAnujsingh1505 btatiye apni kuch kahani jungle raj ki. #JunglerajEpisode2