@Atheist_Krishna even my son abuses more than him pic.twitter.com/JQIVRY5H4y

@Atheist_Krishna isse zyada achchi gaaliya to mera beta de deta haipic.twitter.com/JQIVRY5H4y


#JNU people are anti-national they will destroy the country..... i am like they are in debt to canteen #mustwatch

#JNU wale anti-national hain ye log desh ko girayenge..... I m like inka canteen me udhaari ha #mustwatch


if our country looks at caste in #PresidentialElection then #gst also should be on people with caste @narendramodi @AmitShah @PMOIndia

humare desh #PresidentialElection pe caste dekha ja raha h to #gst me bhi to caste walo pe hona chaheya @narendramodi @AmitShah @PMOIndia


@Miss_Woww dance till your heart gets filled. dance to break your sandal.. if aunty will call police then friend will handle..

@Miss_Woww Jee bhar ke naach le baby. Naach naach ke tod de sandal.. Aunty police bula legi to yaar tera kar lega handle..


@SDhawan25 watching you on the peak made me happy. congratulations ! #IndvsSA #CWC15

@SDhawan25 tumko shikhar par dekh ke bahaut khushi hui . Congratulations ! #IndvsSA #CWC15


sitting great person did not like discussion of #GST in #LokSabha he is sleeping #Jago .@abpnewshindi

baithe mahashay ko #GST pr #LokSabha me discussion achchha nahi laga So rahe hain 0 #Jago .@abpnewshindi


it is good, i like to make people cry. huhuhu

chalo achha hai, mujhe logon ko rulana pasand hai. huhuhu


@DefucktiveHumor we were also thinking the same.

@DefucktiveHumor mai bhi wahi soch raha tha.


jammu , bhutan , nepal , laddakh . too much adventure . i dont understand whether fat brother is pm or roadie .  king awesome  muhaaaaaaaaaa

Jammu , Bhutan , Nepal , Laddakh . Too much adventure . Samajh nahi aata Motabhai PM bane hain ya Roadie . ;) king awesome " muhaaaaaaaaaa


bhajpaiyoon .   .   .   . keep your underwear safe   .   .  you will know your status on 10 february.   .   .

bhajpaiyoon .   .   .   . chadi sambhal k rakhna .   .   .  feb 10 ko aukat pata chal jaega .   .   .


@BolshoyBooze and it is reference brother. now you will also frustrate by putting a dot

@BolshoyBooze aur reference hai bhai. ab tu bhi frustrate karega dot laga ke


when are the increasing petroleum rates coming under #gst

Petroleum ke badhte rate ko #gst ke under kab la rahe hai.


dhokla

rt @Shakti_Shetty because of starveness the poor ultimately get betrayed.

Dhokla

RT @Shakti_Shetty Bhookh ke maare gareeb aakhir mein dhokha* kha leta hai.


*@Madan_Chikna's wedding*

pandit: groom and bride should be ready for the rounds

Madan: wait.. let me pimp 2-3 tweets..

*@Madan_Chikna's wedding*

Pandit: Phero ke liye var vadhu taiyaar ho jaaye

Madan: Ruko.. 2-3 tweets pimp karne do..


@prajesh9465 @LoKarDi_RT @bizzarebhide you said and i did it, enough now iphone 6. she calls me lalu how do you know?

@prajesh9465 @LoKarDi_RT @bizzarebhide tune bola aur maine kiya, bas abhi iPhone 6. Ye mujhe lalu bulaati hai tumhe kaise pata? :'9


wow sister.
only muslims have sentiments, you cut other people's fatwa and hair then their sentiments don't get hurt https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/857232018245128192 …

Waah re behen.
Sentiments sirf musalmanon ke hote hai, baaki logon ka fatwa aur baal aise hi kaat do koi sentiments hurt nahi hota tab.https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/857232018245128192 …


@DefucktiveHumor no.. brother.. we wont sell self respect

@DefucktiveHumor nahi.. Bhai.. Imaan nahi bechenge


@Fuljhadii you have problem, eat sweet or sugar at night

@Fuljhadii problem hai tumko, meetha ya dahi shakkar khaya kar raat mein


kachhua sir teaches history sometimes, sometimes hindi and today he started teaching english ? ?

kachhua sir kabhi history padhate hain ,  kabhi hindi aur aaj english padhane lag gaye ?  ?


imf, surjit bhalla, arvind virmani, yv reddy, subbarao, c rangarajan, vivek dehejia, rajiv kumar, subeer gokarn https://twitter.com/dhume/status/801829517035765760 …

IMF, Surjit Bhalla, Arvind Virmani, YV Reddy, Subbarao, C Rangarajan, Vivek Dehejia, Rajiv Kumar, Subeer Gokarnhttps://twitter.com/dhume/status/801829517035765760 …


hi i am rahul i miss stumping in every game you must have heard my name ? #RCBvRPS #IPL

Hi im Rahul Stumping miss karta hun har game me Naam to suna hoga ? #RCBvRPS #IPL


opportunity opportunity .... pakistani brothers now it is not necessary to save fireworks for world cup 2019 ... it's better u throw them ....

Mauka mauka .... Pakistani Bhaiyon ab toh phatake 2019 w.c k liye bacchane ki jarurat nai ... It's better u throw them .... :p


brother battery level got low while commenting what is this

<b>BHAAI COMENTSS KRTE KARTE BETTRY LOW HONE KO AAYI YE KYA BAAT YR


i expect national award for shah rukh after fan : maneesh sharma viralsdaily - https://t.co/9qPotuLtPQ

I expect National Award for Shah Rukh after Fan : Maneesh Sharma ViralsDaily - https://t.co/9qPotuLtPQ


@aishh124 tweeted few tweets and you watched them through thumbnail ..

@aishh124 kuch tweets kiye the tumne toh thumbnail mein dikha ..


simmons' ghost came into pollard's body parts. #MIvsKKR

Pollard ke aang mein Simmons ka bhoot aaya hai. #MIvsKKR


@lady_gabbar use of english language. you leave it

@lady_gabbar Angrezi bhasha ka upyog. Tum rehne do


@someUSER if you happen to come online ,  know that your mccurdians trended  " jennette on ellen "  for mccurdian monday :)


lamb of god concert on wednesday ,  formal on saturday ,  and 1st anniversary with my baby martin on sunday <3


nobleman use this trailer for now https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/771424418375561216 …

thakur abhi trailer se kaam chalaye https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/771424418375561216 …


you do amazing sallu ji....reply is made isnt it

kamaaaL karte ho salllu ji.....rply to bnta h n....


when did you got raped kiran, and for how many years you should report it be brave move on and be an inspiration

Tumhara rape kab hua tha Kiran "jii aur kitne saalo ho raha "hai apko report karwana "chahiye be brave. Aage Bado inspiration bano.


@suchetadalal navi mumbai railway stations have good halls for such seminar especially sapada railway station and vashi

@suchetadalal navi mumbai rly stations have good halls for such seminar especially sapada rly station & vashi


@BolshoyBooze it happened by mistake, shaktiman was walking

@BolshoyBooze ek bar galti se lag gaya tha, shaktiman chal raha tha :(


broom will work and dust will fly, arm wont be their neither will flower

chalegi jhaadu udegi dhool , naa rahega panja na rahega flower .


today you will also get punched pic.twitter.com/pSLERHXHbe

Aaj tumhe bhi ek mukka padegapic.twitter.com/pSLERHXHbe


@huh_watnow these pakistanis are very cheap people

@huh_watnow ye Pakistani bohot gire hue hai


it happened for good, you must have been happy like a frog

Chalo achha huwa, tum mendak jaise khush huwe honge


ian chappel greg chappel and indian slipper .  .  today all three wants to stay in front of television .  .

ian chappel greg chappel n indian chappal .  .  aaj teeno ko tv k saamne hi rehna hai .  .


brother in every festival we eat sweets and you get abused https://twitter.com/waglenikhil/status/640033217622310920 …

Bhai har tyohaar pe hum mithaiya khate hai aur tu gaaliyanhttps://twitter.com/waglenikhil/status/640033217622310920 …


@HudDangee run..it was a good pic. twitter.com/kaRcbNAGDI

@HudDangee bhagg.. Achchi to thi..pic.twitter.com/kaRcbNAGDI


government .  mitch daniels is rallying republicans with a rare appearance that may have violated  http/URL

gov .  mitch daniels is rallying republicans with a rare appearance that may have violated h http/URL


tears came out of eyes . . . like it was yesterday's talk

haire aankho me paani agaya .  .  .  jaise kuch din pehle ki baat hi to hai :)


#TripleTalaq today we have to watch whether congress is with muslim women or agianst them

#TripleTalaq Aaj ye dekhana hai ki congress Muslim mahilao ke sath hai ki virodh main.


@Alllahdin you know USB cable ! i know everything, dont keep the public in darkness

@Alllahdin tujhe USB cable pata hai! Main sab jaanta hu, Janata ko andhere mein naa rakho


it's teared apart incredibly https://twitter.com/AdityaRajKaul/status/826116098462412800 …

Gazab phati hui haihttps://twitter.com/AdityaRajKaul/status/826116098462412800 …


*at zoo*
american kid - dad, look at that snake!

indian - hey dilip.. look at that snake it is so big. whoever hits it 3 times, he can have karishma.

*At Zoo*
American Kid - Dad, look at that Snake!

Indian - Abey Dilip.. Woh dekh kitna bada saap. Jiska patthar 3 baar laga, Karishma uski.


while sending this you said only in cash @HathwalaThakur @bhaiyyajispeaks

ye bhabhiya bhejtE time tumne kaha tha only cash @HathwalaThakur @bhaiyyajispeaks


Good morning labors .. woke up in the morning ?

Good morning labors .. Subah subah uth gaye ?


kaushal hahah watch this one it is ultimate

kaushal :d hahah ye wala dekh bhai ultimate h


someone has problem with pakistan, someone with us, someone with saudi, and there you are who has problem with dutch

Kisi ko Pakistan se problem hai, kisi ko US se, toh kisi ko Saudi se. Aur ek tu hai jisko Dutch se problem hai.


is this gst a gst.. saturday sunday for every working days it will be implemented from 1 july.. gst was already implemented on my life

Yeh GST bhi koi GST hai.. Sat sun sab working desh mein 1 July se lagega.. apni life pe to pehle se GST lag gaya hai..


.@twinitisha neeche plug nikla hua hai..


@viveks1107 have you shifted there yet? i am currently in delhi

@viveks1107 tu shift zhaalays ka tithe? Mi sadhya Dilli la aahe


in all this mess marathi are different .https://twitter.com/NewsBytesApp/status/836514525738233856 …

Ye sab jhnjhat  ke beech mein ye maharathi alag.https://twitter.com/NewsBytesApp/status/836514525738233856 …


this school is imaginary, it has no relation with reality

ye school kalpanik h  .  .  .  iska vastvikta s koi talluk nhi :-p


sir...was #gst that urgent? debit card specialists should have been consulted once

Sir...#GST aisa kya urgent tha? Ek baar DEBIT CREDIT visheshagyo se salaah kar lete...


hahaha it is difficult to excel in school like this big brother, we all were amazing performers in contra and mario :)

hahaha aise school mein top karna mushkil hota bhai ,  hum sab fadoo performer the contra aur mario ke :)


@kamleshneema @SonyTV i do not have a name but i do not know why people call me pk-pk? #PKTonight @SonyTV

@kamleshneema @SonyTV Naam kucho naahi hai humaar lekin pata nahi kaahey sab log humka PK-PK bulawat hai? #PKTonight @SonyTV


@someUSER best year ever it will be! i am tossing the idea of hawaii around for middle of january to middle of february, but dreaming for california for sure.

@someUSER best year ever it will be !  i am tossing the idea of hawaii around for mid jan to mid feb .  but california dreaming for suuure


cc @arunjaitley sir, do not let the opportunity slip. dohttps://twitter.com/discopiggu/status/810765997548322816 …

cc @arunjaitley sir mauka haath se mat jaane dohttps://twitter.com/discopiggu/status/810765997548322816 …


excited to head to #florida tomorrow .  participating in the #tyrf #strikeforce to make sure florida goes 4 #mittromney .  #tcot #txcot #dallasgop

excited to head to #florida tomorrow .  participating in the #tyrf #strikeforce to make sure fl goes 4 #mittromney .  #tcot #txcot #dallasgop


brother, whoever you are, whenever you post, it goes straight to my heart. Looks like a borther for no reason.

bhai tu jo bhi hai ,  par jo bhi tu post krta h ,  sidha dil tak aati hai .  .  .  .  .  .  lag raha bhai aise hi .  .  .  .


@zoomphatak half of the people did not understand it @aamir_khan

@zoomphatak aadhe logo ko samaj hi nahi aaya @aamir_khan


dude exactly same here. after 3 years we broke up because it was affecting my career, her career and I was not able to enjoy also.

dude exactly same here  .  .  .  after 3 years we broke up coz it was affecting my career her caeer and not able to enjoy also  .  .  .


@MeetUunngLee even god can be found when searched for.

@MeetUunngLee dhundne pe bhagwan bhi milta hai


@someUSER we usually get president's day in february before 2 weeks for spring break in march.  that'll be it till may 31 for summer break.

@someUSER we usually get president's day in february before 2 wks for spring break in march .  that'll be it til may 31 for summer break .


@YearOfRat if thought upon, all are like this here. among them, you would be the last!

@YearOfRat agar dekhe jaaye toh sab yahan aise hi hai, unmein se tumhara number last hi hoga!


it is being seen, please speak in english, friends


mother still gets me money secretly by hiding it from father :)

maa aaj bhi papa se chhupa ke money deti hai :)


gg’s 5 fans would be coming to report you https://twitter.com/firkiii/status/857956708525780992 …

GG ke 5 fans aate hi honge tujhe report karnehttps://twitter.com/firkiii/status/857956708525780992 …


just added a google+ hangout to the schedule, see you on november 21?details here: http/URL

just added a google+ hangout to the schedule--see you on november 21 ?  !  details here: http/URL


our brother sallu brother, the everlasting men :-)

Apna bhai sallu bhai d everlasting men :-)


@newton3G hahaa.. truly said, brother @TimesNow

@newton3G hahaa.. Sahi kaha bhai @TimesNow


@TweetErrant tired to write thank you, you start marking it as favorite

@TweetErrant thank u likh likh ke thak gaya.. To fav karna chalu kar diya..


dont lie like this, and meet me if you have come

Aise jhoot mat bol, aur aaya hai toh mil


"i am unable to hear the name of the states, only the name of the nation" - NaMohttps://twitter.com/wbpolice/status/804395369245216768 …

"Mujhe states ke naam na sunai dete hai na dikhai dete hai, sirf ek mulk ka naam" - NaMohttps://twitter.com/wbpolice/status/804395369245216768 …


@imsatyam15 @AnjuNagarajan @narendramodi very good thought, this was said by atal sir as well

@imsatyam15 @AnjuNagarajan @narendramodi Bahot sahi vichar aur ye bat Atalji ne bhi kahi thi .


@Punjaabi_Tadkaa have a cold beer and light a cigaratte, victory has been achieved

@Punjaabi_Tadkaa ek thandi beer pee aur ek cigarette jala.. jeet chuke hain.


#TweetLikeGareebGuy
@twinitisha have i started looking like i'm starving? Brings some food or another for me everyday!

#TweetLikeGareebGuy
@twinitisha Have I started looking like I'm starving? Roz mere liye koi na koi kuchh naa kuchh lataa hai khane ke liye!


what do you think sir? which is better dangal or sultan?

kya lagta hai sir? Dangal badiya thi ya Sultan?


you should have written in uriya. Could neither have understood that nor this.

uriya me hi likh deta  .  .  smjh to wo bhi nhi ana tha or ye bhi nhi aya


yeah bro. do not lose hope. believe that you can fall in love again and with a different person. once you find love again, you will forget this girl

Yeah bro . Dont lose hope . Believe that you can fall in love again and with a different persin . Once you find love again , you will forget this girl


even Salman brother cannot save this movie?

Is movie ko salam bhai bhi nahi bacha payenge ?


kunal see people copy my plans .  .  . \m/ lol


@KyaUkhaadLega these history channel people are also involved

@KyaUkhaadLega .... ye history channel vale bhi mile hue hain ji ...


@hardik @ImpatientWoman is there space in office? every work is in progress

@hardik @ImpatientWoman Arey jagah kahan hai office main ? Sab kaam chalu hai


soul and mind’s purity is reflected in this daughter’s voice, stay happy, daughter.

Aatma aur mun ki pavitrata ki jhalak hai is beti ki aawaz mei, khush raho beti.


@ek_samosa_dena lol. What happened to me brother?

@ek_samosa_dena LOL. Mujhe kya hua bhai?


for you, being a boy or a girl is the same, so hile marrying, you should toss head or tail to decide whom to marry, a girl or a boy

tere liye ladka ladki equal hai to tu shaadi karte time toss karna head tail ki kisse shadi krun,  ladke se yaa ladki se  .  .  .  .


@Psilosophy haaye mere local robin sharma


why is the moon hiding behind the clouds? nana patekar: please stop, my mother, let me peacefully eat ussal paav!

Baadlon mein chhup raha hai chaand kyu?

Nana Patekar: BAS KAR MERI MAA MEREKO CHAIN SE USSAL PAAV KHAANE DE!

#Emo


@ruchikokcha wow, what great thoughts, salute

@ruchikokcha waah, kya soch hai. parnaam


@YouDontKnowWho_ it can be interpreted from the name brother. i’m more shocked that you also watch such films.

@YouDontKnowWho_ naam se hi lag raha tha bhai. I'm more shocked ki tu bhi aisi films dekhta hai.


have any of these ministers worn their own coat worth 15 lacs??

Kabhi inn ministers ne khudka 15 laakh ka coat pehna hai ??


@BabaFirki only now the eyes have been opened!


@BrushUrTeeth_03 it is only limited till you. will it work?

@BrushUrTeeth_03 sirf tum tak limited hai. chalega? :)


leave it, get silent! <3  @_krishmand <3

chhod do, shaant hojao! <3  @_krishmand <3


@witchybitchygal do not get your hands out from the flight’s window

@witchybitchygal Plane ki khidki se haath bahar mat nikaalna


@mihirmodi no, it was too hot, so got off the t-shirt

@mihirmodi Nahi bas garmi bahut thi toh T-shirt utari hai


@nainkatary oh, i missed it, your face looks lovely.

@nainkatary arre, miss kar diya maine... itni pyari shakal hai tumhari


guddu, only your school would as such, friend. my school and teachers are nice.

guddu tumhara hi school aisa hoga yaar .  mera school n mere teacher to ache h .


@AdvancedMaushi valentine has come. what are the plans??

@AdvancedMaushi valentine aa gaya darling.. Kya plans ??


tomorrow whether india wins or loses, dhoni did live long, he is living long and may he live long!!!

Kal India haare ya jeete.. Dhoni zindabad tha.. Zindabad hai aur Zindabad rahega !!!


guddu brother, you should become the captain. and start 2-4 ad campaign.

guddu bhai captain ban jao ab tum  .  .  .  aur 2-4 ad campaign krlo


@Alllahdin friend @indiantweeter do not do this, forgive my mistake, forgive me as a brother @AskThePankazzzz

@Alllahdin Yaar @indiantweeter aisa na kar bhai bhul chuk maaf. Bhai samajh kar maafi de do @AskThePankazzzz


@SiyamSheikh and mustafizur ia also injured. and then the bangladesh team will have problems!

@SiyamSheikh and mustafizur bhi injured hain ... Phir toh Bangladesh team ko problem hogi bahut abhi !


@samar02 @Dishasatra we can not force anyone, brother. it is your wish.

@samar02 @Dishasatra bhai zabardasti kisko kar sakte hai ab, marzi hai.


Right to recall #GST #CoalScam #Noteban #metrofairincrease is the permanent solution to these problems.

Right to recall #GST #CoalScam #Noteban #metrofairincrease jaisi pareshaniyon ka permanent solution hai.


@BloodyKamina from today our enmity begins @SunnyLeone @iPoonampandey

@BloodyKamina aaj se apni dushmani chalu @SunnyLeone @iPoonampandey


gulzaar sir, if the writer did not do politics, he would not have got the academy award, and even if he would have got it, he would not have returned it.

Gulzar Saab, writer agar politics nahi karta to pehle to use Akademi award nahi milta, aur mil bhi gaya tha to wo use lautaata nahi.


rubbish news .  .  .  .  baki sab badsurat hain kya ?  ?  ?


.@SrBachchan sir, has @Nsaina kept a french cut? she is not looking familiar.

.@SrBachchan  Sir @NSaina ne french cut rakh li kya. Pehchan me hi nahi aa rahi.


no one reduces the prices. now everyone will inflate the prices to keep the prices same.

Koi price kam nahi karta.. ab sab log same price rakhne ke liye price badha denge.. #GST


shopping after the bell game saturday  .


poison, poison it more. these days in #JNU this is being taught. and anyway when is the phd going to complete? veteran students of JNU

Gholo aur zeher gholo .. aaj kal #JNU me ye hi to sikhate hai .. aur waise phd kab puri hone wali hai .. Veteran students of JNU ..


from moring till evening, from evening till night, from night till morning, from morning till evening again, stand in queue at the atm.

Subah se lekar shaam tak, shaam se lekar raat tak, raat se lekar subah tak, subah se phir shaam tak atm ki line mein khade raho.


@AashuParashar3 @postpickle that is why our connection is stronger than wifi and bluetooth.

@AashuParashar3 @postpickle tabhi toh apna connection wi fi aur bluetooth se bhi jyaada strong hai ðŸ˜‹


petrol diesel increasing again and again, next time should there be Modi government again?

Petrol diesel badh rahe baar baar

Agli baar phir Modi sarkaar ??


@RoflGandhi_ looks like not married still

@RoflGandhi_ lagta hai abhi shadi nahi hui hai


i'm on leave. i planned it, earned it. now i am stuck to television.

i'm on leave .  planned it earned it .  ab chipka hu tv se .


technology has moved progressed. these days, AI knows everything :D

technology aage badh gayi hai, aajkal AI ko sab pata hota hai! :D


@Gurmeetramrahim @derasachasauda papa ji good morning, happy mothers day #MSGmission

@Gurmeetramrahim @derasachasauda papa ji god morning Happy mothers day #MSGmission


let another phone arrive, i will directly message you.

Doosra phone aane de, baad me dm karta hu


there’s no ideology for chicken. people eat its left wing as well as its right wing.

Chicken ki koi ideology nahi hoti. Log uska left wing bhi khate hain aur right bhi.


oh that’s why Noida people look like this. this made me think :P

Oh tabhi Noida walon ki shakal aisi lagti hai, wohi main sochu :P


keep it up, comedy night with arvind kejriwal is sucessful on television. its trp is the highest.

keep it up ,  comedy night with arvind kejriwal is sucess at t . v .  its trp is highest .


i had asked about emotion, what else did you hear https://twitter.com/chetannarula/status/810838788901634049 …

Emotion pucha tha bhai kya sun liyahttps://twitter.com/chetannarula/status/810838788901634049 …


truly said, brother @_SandSurfer @Singhlicious

sahi kaha bhai.  @_SandSurfer @Singhlicious


#AwardWapsiGangia laready there, but before that those asking for the evidence for #SurgicalStrike should be tied to the jeep

#AwardWapsiGang to hai hi par usse pahle #SurgicalStrike ka saboot mangne walon ko jeep par sabse pahle bandho .


first file #GST returns properly, and then yourname will be called upon ;)

Pehle #GST returns thik se file "karo baad me tumhara naam liya jayega ;)


until the packet of chips is full, their hands will keep functioning :d

jab tak chips ka packet bhara hai ,  inka haath chalta rahega :d


i still have 2 video games and a few cassettes.

mere pas abhi b 2 video games or kai cassettes h .  .  .


@UniqueIdiot_ brother, get a new television


sir, stop copying tweets and give the orders to fire 2-3 missiles https://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/779671740804960256 …

Sir tweet churana band kare aur 2-3 missile chalane ka aadesh dehttps://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/779671740804960256 …


@news24tvchannel very good Virat and M.S Dhoni. congratulations to you and your team

@news24tvchannel very good Virat and m.s Dhoni aap ko aur puri team ko bahut bahut badhaiya


contra, mario, javalein throw. i recalled those accidently.

contra mario tank jevlin throw .  .  yaad aa gya 1dam se .  .


[Meanwhile Sarfraz Khan to @TheRealPCB]

"sir! can something be done about the color of the t-shirt by sinday, it has been a long time playing with it.”

[Meanwhile Sarfraz Khan to @TheRealPCB]

"Janab! Ye jersey ke color ka kuch ho sakta hai kya Sunday tak,bahut wakt ho gya isi me khelte hue"


honest man, arvind kejiriwal. sorry arvind, i can’t vote for you because i am from nepal.

honest man arbind kejiriwal .  . sory arbind i cant vote fr u bcoz im from nepal .  .


all the money would have gone like anything :(


@someUSER 9/9 account using your blackberry device ,  you may want to follow @someUSER for updates and additional support from rim.

@someUSER 9/9 account using your blackberry device ,  u may want to follow @someUSER for updates and additional support from rim .


.@MANJULtoons 1-2 hashtags have been added less, add a few more

.@MANJULtoons 1-2 hashtag kam reh gaye.. Wo bhi laga daal


those teachers who weave sweaters are in everyone’s school? They were there in mine :p

yeh sweater bune wali teachers har school mein hoti h ?  ?  mere m b thi :p


brother, didn’t you go to Shashid’s marriage?

Bhai. Shahid ki shaadi mein nai gaye. ? ??


@scaryhairyman everyone is saying, now i will have to watch

@scaryhairyman sab bol rahe hai, ab dekhni hi padegi


brother, no need to add a dot before hashtag https://twitter.com/EconomicTimes/status/808589780451786752 …

Bhai hashtag ke aage dot lagane ki zarurat nahi https://twitter.com/EconomicTimes/status/808589780451786752 …


diarrhoea is a dangerous disease, brother @JantaKaReporter

diarrhoea khatarnaak bimaari hai bhai @JantaKaReporter


@nickhunterr o losing moments @twinitisha

@nickhunterr ae jaate hue lamho.. @twinitisha


@GaurangBhardwa1 ridicule of screenshot of someone’s emotions @deepfeelingssss @Ra_Bies

@GaurangBhardwa1 kisi ki bhavanao ke screenshots ka mazaak  @deepfeelingssss @Ra_Bies


with luck, we could not have won even against west indies’ women’s team

Aisi kismat ke saath to aaj west indies women's team se bhi nahi jeet sakte they.


sex ratio has increased, but for this day? When will the daughters be safe?

Sex ratio to badh gaya " magar kya isi din ke liye 0 ? Kab surakshit hongi desh me betiyan 0 ???


.@JhaSanjay did you donate 1.25 rupees to the temple?

.@JhaSanjay 1.25 rupaye mandir me chadaye ?


@someUSER i'll be in poland but back on sunday evening, catch you then !

@someUSER i'll be in poland but back sunday eve ,  catch you then !


@abpnewstv why not hike the petrol price to 120 rs/Ltr ... better to increase it once rather than doing it now and then

@abpnewstv why not hike the petrol price to 120 rs/Ltr ... Baar baar shock dene se accha hai ki ek baar mein hi de diya jaye !


now who is firing crackers in Delhi that is causing the pollution to increase #delhipollution #INDvsSL #KingKohli #crackersban

Ab kon pataakhe fod raha hai delhi mai jo pollution level badh gaya hai #delhipollution #INDvsSL #KingKohli #crackersban


Why do those who do not drink liquor judge those who do https://twitter.com/LEDtvn/status/630963568775557120 …

Jo log daaru nahi peeta.. Woh daaru peene walo ko judge kyu karte hai  https://twitter.com/LEDtvn/status/630963568775557120 …


@LaliJogan37 end of good days for people of Delhi

@LaliJogan37 Dilli walo ke achche din khatam


@patelinside @Sammypedia this pun is from the times of Ravana :D

@patelinside @Sammypedia Yeh pun to Raavan ke zamaaney ka hai. :D


if you do not remember, at least mention it properly, friend  #garbagebin

yaad nh toh km se km jikr toh sahi kar lala .  .  #garbagebin


"is Sue there?" - Aamir Khan in Rang de Basanti

"Sue ji hain kya?" - Aamir Khan in Rang de Basanti


if delhi people get lung cancer, do not assume that they smoke cigarattes. #DelhiSmog #Polution

Agar DELHI walo ko lungs cancer hota "hai Toh ye mat smjhna Ki wo CIGERETE pite hai. #DelhiSmog #Polution


i think the government brings new schemes just to make Bachchan sir the ambassador. #GST

Mujhe toh lagta hai Sarkaar nayi schemes laati hi hai Bachchan sahab ko Ambassador banane ke liye. #GST


@balliawalebaba yes, this was supposed to happen @Mad_Mommy_

@balliawalebaba haan ye to hona hi tha @Mad_Mommy_


does someone even look at so many comments


now i am sure #GST will sink everyone. #Modiji how are you going to be saved ? This is a conspiracy against you. @PMOIndia

Now I am "sure #GST sabko le dubegi. #Modiji aap kaise bachoge ? Yeh aapke khilaaf koi saajish hai. @PMOIndia


People of surat should not listen to Congress. Congress also supported GST. That also could not be passed. #GST

Surat wale congress ki baaton me na aaye congress ne bhi GST ko support kiya hai. Wo bhi nahi nikal payega. #GST


@ManishSrcc episode is okay, emotions are not in place

@ManishSrcc episode barabar hain, emotions aage piche hain


hahaha girls again failed, could not clear even 3 stages

hahaha ladkiyaan fir fail .  .  3 stage b paar nai kar paai


Bro ap to baat karo 4:00 kap tak baj gya


#India can only threaten #Pakistan, and look at #Trump!

#India kewal #Pakistan ko dhamki deta hye .. aur ye dekho #Trump ko !


When will #congress people understand that #RahulGandhi is more lucky for #bjp than them

#congress walo ko kab samjh ayega ki #RahulGandhi unke liye kam or #bjp k liye jada lucky hai


@_07deeksha these days there should be something in cricket worth watching

@_07deeksha aajkal cricket me dekhne layak kuch aaye to


if you cant win someone, spread rumours about him, abuse him and thats what modi is doing, thats what bjp is doing, keep on, people of delhi zre educated, not blind.

if you cant win someone ,  spread rumours abouthim ,  abuse him .  and thats what modi is doingthats what bjp is doing .  keep on .  people of delhiis educated not blind .


@MaheshJagga Sir looks like the story is reverse @sardesairajdeep @BDUTT @ppbajpai

@MaheshJagga Sir lagta hai story hi ulti hai @sardesairajdeep @BDUTT @ppbajpai


Modi: this land also ?

Man: yes sir, all these lands belong to Vadra..pic.twitter.com/pFF4LzzFkb

Modi: Ye zameen bhi ?

Man: Haan sir.. ye saari zameen Vadra saab ki hai..pic.twitter.com/pFF4LzzFkb


summers counties have just been placed under a winter storm watch for monday night through tuesday .  .  .  http/URL


Accha hua Parthiv Patel jaldi out ho gaya.


"looks like bad times have started " #BiharKaJaichandShatrughanpic.twitter.com/ylJ6gD1bWO

"Lagta hai bura waqt suru ho gaya hai " #BiharKaJaichandShatrughanpic.twitter.com/ylJ6gD1bWO


dont look, brothers and sisters, you should not be looking

mat dekho brothers and sisters ,  dekha nahi jayega


Mitron " nirav modi is with which big industrialist family? tell me please?#PNBFraud

Mitron " nirav modi ji ka relation india ke kaun se rich industrialist parivaar se hai ? Batao zara ? #PNBFraud


awesome, last one i was like guddu during my school days

awsum .  .  .  .  .  last one i was like guddu during my school days .  .  .  .


@scratchysingh @akshaykanitkar @Alllahdin @YearOfRat @indiantweeter salute sir!

@scratchysingh @akshaykanitkar @Alllahdin @YearOfRat @indiantweeter Singh Sahab Salaam!


@Atheist_Krishna haha! good use of HDMI, looks exactly like an IIT guy

@Atheist_Krishna haha! HDMI ka sahi upyog. Poora IIT ka banda lag raha hai


desperation day (february 13th) the most well known day in all mens life .


@nainkatary what is there to laugh about?


now this is the right talk... #Trump should be explained like this only

Ye Hui Na Bat ... Isi tarah samjhana chahye is #Trump ko


@CrimeMasterV2 dont speak bad words brother, clean twitter movement @ndtv @OpIndia_com @YearOfRat

@CrimeMasterV2 gaali mat do bhai. Swacch Twitter abhiyan @ndtv @OpIndia_com @YearOfRat


@oxymoronic_me even i have forgotten how to do romance :'( #thanks :-**

@oxymoronic_me romance kaise hota hai ye main bhul chuka hu :'( #thanks :-**


god, you  don’t give me a girlfriend.. Sonia Rahul should get jail as a punishment #SoniaRahulHazirHo

Bhagwaan tu mujhe girlfriend de ya na de.. Sonia Rahul ko jail ki saza zaroor de #SoniaRahulHazirHo


@rootofall3vil climate change has not happened, we have changed

@rootofall3vil climate change nahi hua hai, hum change ho gaye hain


if you love to dance i hope to see you supporting this event on saturday .  all information is on the flyer !  http/URL

if you love to dance i hope to see you supporting this event .  saturday .  all info on the flyer !  http/URL


one elderly sardaar told me that he has one wish “give me duty on the pakistan border as well” to give one more opportunity for #surgicalstrike  - PM

Ek badi aayu ke sardar mujhse kahein ki meri ek iccha hai " mujhe bhi Pak ki seema pe duty de do " ek aur #surgicalstrike ka mauka de do - PM


@aashish20 from where did he jump into, brother


@RabiaAnumm and where did you lose 2 numbers


Sir, @ArvindKejriwal @ashutosh83B @DrKumarVishwas one view

Sir, @ArvindKejriwal @ashutosh83B @DrKumarVishwas ek nazar


you know everything, are you also from that category?

tumko sab pata hai, tum bhi woh category ke ho?


will have breakfast without brushing my teeth, if my mouth stinks i will tell the truth, yes, my lord, i have not brushed my teeth #SwachhNahiSach

Bina daant ghise naashta karunga, muh se badbu aaye to sach bata dunga, haan milord haan nahi ghisa hai maine daant
#SwachhNahiSach


congratulations @SethShruti girls now know your name, atleast on twitter

Congrats @SethShruti behen log tumhara naam jaan gaye. kam se kam twitter par.


@BinaKaheLunga go, make the nation proud @BCCI

@BinaKaheLunga jao desh ka naam roshan karo @BCCI


@premlata_rai you like it very much to talk to me? i know

@premlata_rai tujhe bahot achha lagta hai na mujhse baat karne? Pata hai mujhe.


amazing one, brother!! i remembered those days!!!

amazing one bhai  !  !  yaad aa gaye wo din !  !  !


this guy is fully confident about delhi people’s immaturity https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/672416882637455360 …

is bande ko Delhi walon ki immaturity par poora bharosa haihttps://twitter.com/aajtak/status/672416882637455360 …


#MarchForProperty should happen @AnupamPkher #KiranKher #bjpkegunde #bjpexposed #WT20 #MarchMadness https://t.co/KmXnJbDC4t

#MarchForProperty to banta hai @AnupamPkher #KiranKher #bjpkegunde #bjpexposed #WT20 #MarchMadness https://t.co/KmXnJbDC4t


girls failed again...boys are toppers :)

ladkiya phir fail ho gaye .  .  .  . boys are toppers :)


today’s match against ach ljubljana,  2nd game in the champions league !

today match against ach ljubljana ,  2nd game in the champions league !


Me: there is no network
Vodafone: what about you, even we are not getting it

Me: Network nahi aa raha

Vodafone: Tera kya, hamara bhi nahi aa raha


sir @ArvindKejriwal it has been 1 day since the release of pyaar ka punchnama 2, when are you giving the review. friends are making plans for today evening.

Sir @ArvindKejriwal Pyaar ka Punchnama 2 release hue 1 din ho gaya hai.. review kab doge.. Aaj shaam ko dost log plan bana rahe hai


yes friend, it is frustrating, i remember my first cassette which displayed snow brothers but had circus and tank

haan yaar dimag kharab ho jata tha .  .  . i remember my frst cassatte jisme snow bros bna tha n nikla circus n tank .  .  .  .


sir, i am going to mumbai, will definitely go near your house

Sir main mumbai ja raha hun....aapke ghar ke pas jarur jaubga


@twinitisha and wherever you are, people get crazy

@twinitisha aur aap jaha hoti hai.. Log crazy ho jate hai


@someUSER perron?  really?  gagner is no comparison .  perron=1st liner gagner=3rd liner .  one 8 point game and people forget that he is a bum ?  ?  ?  ?

@someUSER perron ?  really ?  gagner is no comparison .  perron=1st liner gagner=3rd liner .  one 8 pt game and people forget that he is a bum ?  ?  ?  ?


@roshd City to sabki same hi hai. Obesity.


i say we should rollback #GST and #Demonetisation. india has mostly illeterate people, no one is understanding atmpaytm: who is responsible @laluprasadrjd

Hum to bolte hain #GST aur #Demonetisation ko roll-back karo. Bharat mein zyada  se zyada  anpadh log hain ye koi inka ATM Paytm samajh mein nahi aa raha: who is responsible @laluprasadrjd


Reporter: sir what is the correct way to drink alochol ?
Kejriwal: start mixing small, keep making large..pic.twitter.com/TwjdUrJHXA

Reporter: Sir daroo peene ka sahi tareeka kya hai ?
Kejriwal: Small milate jao.. Large banate jao..pic.twitter.com/TwjdUrJHXA


@HathwalaThakur this time rabies did not do anything.. forcefully taking it on herself..oh wait..

@HathwalaThakur iss bar to Rabies ne kuch kiya bhi nahi.. Zabardasti apne oopar le rahi hai.. Oh wait..


ladkiya 3rd stage pe .  .  .  .  . hahahha


its four in the clock...and four are left!!

CHAAR BAJ GAYE... AUR CHAAR BACH GAYE !!


@NotThatMP you also have come sir? from Daantewada ? do not scold so much. @raggedtag

@NotThatMP Aap bhi aa gaye sir? Daantewada se? Itni daant mat maaro. @raggedtag


guddu there is holiday in your school, till the worldcup is going on ;-)

guddu tere school ki chutti ,  jab tak world cup chalega ;-)


@Kuumarrajesh yes i had only written it for them

@Kuumarrajesh haan maine hi inke liye likha tha


@Ra_Bies these people will shake the whole world.

@Ra_Bies Poori duniya hilaayenge ye log.


@PrachiSharma707 what happened as such? i am here

@PrachiSharma707 aisa kya hogaya? Main hu na


nehra ji will bowl out 2-4 just using his smile.

2-4 ko to Nehra ji apni smile se hi out kar denge.


you should watch movie of sonam kapoor. :)


@premlata_rai what do you want to understand? tell me.

@premlata_rai kya samajhna hai tujhe? Bata.


our work gets done, who listens after that?


#IshratJahan everyone onw knew earlier as well #TripleTalaq is not last lets wait till 2019 what else can happen now.

#IshratJahan ye sabko pahle se hi maloom tha #TripleTalaq is not last lets wait till 2019 avhi kya kya hota hai.


Congrats @UnSubtleDesi.. today you made the devotees proud

Congrats @UnSubtleDesi.. Aaj tumne naam roshan kar diya bhakts ka


who told you marriage will not happen.. i and salman will marry in 2016.. october..first week :) :)

Koun bolhata hai Saadi nahi hogi ..meri aur Salman ki saadi hogi 2016 ..October ..first week :) :)


haha... guddu you are busted, stay put do not get up :v

haha .  .  .  guddu u r busted ) baithe rahiyo uthnaa nahi :v


@runjhunmehrotra india’s 50% girls wanna be high these days  @Insane_chorri @ZoomTV

@runjhunmehrotra India ki 50% ladkiya wanna be hai aajkal  @Insane_chorri @ZoomTV


this time bjp...last time congress got defeated

abki bar bjp  .  .  .  last bar congress hari thi


"look at this friends.. this is how to use snapchat.."pic.twitter.com/4XQdi56ySp

"Ye dekho dosto.. Aise karte hai snapchat.."pic.twitter.com/4XQdi56ySp


@PunsNProses will not come in iphone 4, take the new one brother

@PunsNProses iPhone 4 main nahi ayega. Naya wala le le bhai


RT @ShraddhaKapoor : we are just getting started now! Presenting the #BaaghiPoster . @iTigerShroff @BaaghiOffical @ngemovies @UTVfilms https:

RT @ShraddhaKapoor : Abhi toh humne start kiya hai ! Presenting the #BaaghiPoster . @iTigerShroff @BaaghiOffical @ngemovies @UTVfilms â¤ï¸ https : â€¦


indian railways is like the new age person, no one wants to walk on their own path.

Naye zamaane ke logon ki tarah hai Indian Railways, kisi ko apni raah par nahi chalna.


where did #MotabhaiJaiAmitShahjee get this much money from? did #Trump send it ???

#MotabhaiJaiAmitShahjee k paas itne paise kahan se aye ? #Trump ne bheje kya ???


what has gujarat done bad to kejriwal?https://twitter.com/ZeeNews/status/764133383857246208 …

Gujarat ne Kejriwal ka kya bigaada hai?https://twitter.com/ZeeNews/status/764133383857246208 …


embarrassing .  rams cut alexander .  yes i know he's from mizzou .  but c’mon .  chiefs do makes unknowns look like pro bowlers .

embarrassing .  rams cut alexander .  yes i know he's from mizzou .  but c'mon .  chiefs d makes unknowns look like pro bowlers .


anna ji ... have you forgotten about the varanasi episode of lok sabha elections!!!

anna ji .  .  .  .  lok sabha chunav mein varanasi wala episode bhul gaye .  .  .   !  !  !  !


Hum jahan khade hote hain, bas khade hi reh jaate hain.


next birth i want to be a pakistani - regha jha

"Agle janam mohe Pakistani hi keejo" - Rega Jha


it will be better if you ask this question to him.

iska jawab agar aap usse hi puchoge to better rahega  .  .


fifa is weird sometimes: you may remember the fifa 12 video where andy carroll tried to hump iker casi. http/URL

fifa is weird sometimes: you may remember the fifa 12 video where andy carroll starting trying to hump iker casi .  .  .  http/URL


that person will hear the most abuses today https://twitter.com/hvgoenka/status/850047751979139072

Isko sabse jyada gaaliya padegi aaj  https://twitter.com/hvgoenka/status/850047751979139072Â â€


@WatDaDuck_ life will go on. companions will be lost. only memories will be left!

@WatDaDuck_ Jeevan to chalta rahega.. Saathi milte bichadte rahenge.. Bas yaadein reh jaengi !!


sister-in-law's phone, she is going to her home for a whole month pic.twitter.com/KWG1fuWdJL

Bhabhi ka phone tha, poora ek mahine ke liye maayke ja rahi hainpic.twitter.com/KWG1fuWdJL


@satankinani again tell the the shoes to be clean otherwise your beautiful feet will become dirty. I don't give its permission.

@satankinani phir jooton se keh do ki wo saaf rahen varna aapke haseen paon maile ho jayenge. humein manzoor nahi.


@kitAnurag you have used all the LSD or some is left?

@kitAnurag LSD poori maar liye ya thodi bachi hai?


i agree.the system is inefficient and relentlessly playing with students careers

i agree  .  .  the system is inefficient and relentlessly playing with students careers


monday at town ballroom: richie hawtin with loco dice. dude is so awesome. tickets are still available at http/URL http/URL

monday at town ballroom: richie hawtin with loco dice .  dude is so awesome .  tix still avail at http/URL http/URL


@jdshastri26 To keep your heart happy, ghalib this thought is good. @baawraman @dillidurast

@jdshastri26 dil ko khush rakhne ko ghalib ye khayal achha hai :D @baawraman @dillidurast


@Alladdin speak sometime later friend who wakes up at 7?

@Alllahdin yaar thoda late bul yaar 7 baje kaun uth ta hai?:


rt @itss_vaibhav: parents: Take your luggage and get out of the house! She: https://t.co/XtPZ3SpuJU

RT @itss_vaibhav : parents : Apna boriya bistar sambhalo aur nikal jao ghar se !! She : https://t.co/XtPZ3SpuJU


@Riskiest_Poison brother audi doesn't come in that much

@Riskiest_Poison bhai audi itne me nahi aati


@Babu_Bhaiyaa awesome Babu brother @TimesNow

@Babu_Bhaiyaa awesome Babu bhaiyaa @TimesNow


haha i have done exactly the same several times. at recess the sweater used to tie around our waist, making us kids a little cool. nostalgia.

haha i have done exactly the same several times .  at recess the sweater used to tie around our waist ,  making we kids a little cool .  nostalgia .  . :d


RT @Silent_dreamSs: Remembering it makes it more difficult. Dear only those parts in come paper which we leave

RT @Silent_dreamSs : Yaad kar ke aur bhi takLeef h0ti hai . ' , ~_~ Dear ~_~ ! Aata w0hi hai paper mein jo hum ch0rr dety hain ;( :


if i would have been near then i would have ordered myself


@amitkumar3649 sinners don't have mental balance @Vidyut

@amitkumar3649 aapiyo ka mansik santulan hota hi nahi  @Vidyut


sahu is on the roll. he lamented unnecessarily. ranjan sahu put some light on this matter.

Sahu ki to nikal padi .... faaltu mein rota rehta tha .... Ranjan Sahu prakash daalo is mamle per ...


guddu .  .  !  !  !  :d tu toh lucky hai re bhut .  . :v :d


@imcomplicated__ kya kya jatan karte hai, tumhe kya pata?


aap has made the whole of delhi a drama stage, here drama is more than work

AAP has made the whole of delhi a drama stage, yahan kaam kam nautanki zyada chal rahi hai.


sir is from uttarakhand! fans of this place have to wait for you! please come once to nanital

Sir uttrakhand se hai ! Yaha ke fans ko apka intezaar karna padta hai ! Plz come once to nanital !


@SRKswarrior1 i am just telling you what intolerance is. you work and live here but then also you don't have mental peace. rest you are sensible.

.@SRKswarrior1 bas bata raha hu intolerance kya hota hai.. Yaha kama kha rahe hai aaraam se usme bhi chain nahi..

Baki tu samajdaar hai


@ttrinadasgupta ye toh galat baat hogayi


salman brother is still waiting, the time is 3:30

Salman bhai still waiting 3:30 baj gaye hai


proud of aishwarya's french honour: big b: mumbai, november 2(ians) megastar amitabh bachchan says he is proud that . . . http/URL

proud of aishwarya's french honour: big b: mumbai ,  nov 2 (ians) megastar amitabh bachchan says he is proud that  .  .  .  http/URL


pakistan is lost again. this time modi's government! #IndvsPak

Pakistan ki huyi fir se haar. Ab ki baar Modi sarkaar! #IndvsPak


#216: have you ever gone out on a terrible date and came home and thought "did i really shave my pubic hair for this?"

#216 : have you ever gone out on a terrible date and came home and thought \  "  did i really shave my pubic hair for this\  "


paratha time (ahuja no.1 dhabha in murthal, haryana) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/h0F4IVAyJWM

Paratha time (@ Ahuja No.1 Dhabha in Murthal, Haryana) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/h0F4IVAyJWM


rahul dravid you're our lucky charm. #DDvKKR

Rahul Dravid You're Our Lucky Charm :') #DDvKKR


rt @shrishtimona: lee, because leader has gone.

RT @shrishtimona : Lee , Kyunki leader gya .


@reviewero we will love each other openly. @huh_watnow

@reviewero khullam khulla pyaar karenge hum dono...  @huh_watnow


keep it up! just don't come in between my conversation!

laga reh bas! Mere connvo ke beech me na aaiyo!


siddhu on commentary. now something will happen. #RRvsCSK

Siddhu on commentary.. Ab kuch hoga.. #RRvsCSK


if someday i would be passionate for going to jail, then i will do it on that day.

Just din jail jaane ka suroor chhaya hoga uss din kar lenge. Okay?


thanks garbage bin! this is awesome! look at guddu's face light up with happiness! and mummy's too. i became emotional, that is different!

thanks garbage bin !  this is awesome !  :) look at guddu's face light up with happiness !  and mummy's too :) main to senti ho gayi ,  that is different !


@DefucktiveHumor copied this too @LoKarDi_RT

@DefucktiveHumor ye bhi copy kar liya  @LoKarDi_RT


@Awwwarahu i would have to see on the road.

@Awwwarahu sadak par dekhni to hume padegi


@Shahrcasm until there are moon and sun.


@Sidddhhii don't favorite me so many times, or you'll love me.

@Sidddhhii itna favorite mat kiya karo pyar hojayega


Took photo of drinking tea with my father? disrespect of islam. one plate fatwa please. https://twitter.com/MohammadKaif/status/892622247235653632

Baap ke saath chai peete huwe photo nikaala? Disrespect of Islam. Ek plate fatwaa parcel please.https://twitter.com/MohammadKaif/status/892622247235653632 …


i am also feeling sad but the way this incident happen as written in the article, i can't help my laugh.

dukh to mujhe bhi ho raha hai .  .  lekin jis tarike se ye incident hua aesa article me likha hai usse hasi ruk nahi rahi .  .  :v :v


i will tweet such a thing that will create an outrage, if you say so- abhijeet

♫ Main koi aisa tweet maarun, ki outrage jagaun, agar tum kaho ♫ - Abhijeet


this lady could have talked without being undressed. https://twitter.com/actresskavita/status/742166632542425088

Ye mohtarma yahi baat nange huwe bina bhi keh sakti thi.https://twitter.com/actresskavita/status/742166632542425088 …


watch act of valor for the 2nd time .  the part i seen are pretty bad ass


i was going on cycle, she was coming on auto. https://twitter.com/narendramodi/status/879910650113277952

Maine cycle se jaa raha tha, unhe auto se aarahi thihttps://twitter.com/narendramodi/status/879910650113277952 …


@BinaKaheLunga its already half. what's left for removal @brownbrumby

@BinaKaheLunga waise hi aadha hai.. Aur kya bacha ukhade layak  @brownbrumby


anyway's today is lord shiv's anniversary too, this would be tribute for him and our indian team's batsmen too. very deep tweet.

Waise Shiv ji ki anniversary bhi hai aaj, unko tribute bhi hogaya aur apne India team ke batsmen ko bhi. Bahot hi gehra tweet!


great pedigrees all the way through the catalogue !  genomics the full packages !  view catalogue online !


remembered from the placards! https://twitter.com/AdvancedMaushi/status/850960146498859008

Placards se yaad aaya!https://twitter.com/AdvancedMaushi/status/850960146498859008 …


@imVkohli @sachin_rt what a hit sir. you reminded me of sachin.

@imVkohli @sachin_rt Bapu kya mariye Ho . Sachin ki yaad Phil late ho


does aap have any other work than tweeting?

AAP ko tweet ke alawa kuch kaam nahi hai kya ??


kejriwala and his team are making money in the name of aap party.

kejriwala & is team r making money in the name of aap party .  .


@MeetUunngLee yeah that's the case, but  search it throughly, we will definetely mock him.

@MeetUunngLee woh toh hai, magar pata zaroor lagana, maarenge zaroor uski.


@itspulptastic tell if you have started watching english premier league or not? i am after you from 2006.

@itspulptastic pehle ye bata toone EPL dekhna start kiya ya nahi? 2006 se piche pada hu


@toastingtoaster girls can do emo #WomenEmpowerment @huh_watnow

@toastingtoaster ladkiya emo kar sakti hai #WomenEmpowerment @huh_watnow


1 year since #SurgicalStrikes. when we showed #Pakistan our reach and their status. #IndianArmy wiping out terrorists in #Kashmir . twitter . com / I 7 LSsNplxQ

1 year since #SurgicalStrikes . Jab humne #Pakistan ko apni pahunch aur unki auqat dikhai thi . #IndianArmy wiping out terrorists in #Kashmir . twitter . com / I 7 LSsNplxQ


" dude if you wanted to dring and drive, then i should have brought my car" " hahaha that's also right" #TrueStory

"Yaar apne mein pee ke hi chalani thi to main apni gaadi hi le aata"
"Hahaha ye baat bhi theek hai" #TrueStory


@sardanarohit its all about male ego. world is

@sardanarohit kul mila kr baat male ego ki hai yha.. dunia ko


today kejriwal is coming to meet me. should i order tea or raita?

Aaj Kejriwal milna aa raha hai.. Chai banwau ya raytapic.twitter.com/oVoUXGiLAI


we will stop the show right here, before some worker of women's group launches an attack on us. #NariShakti

XD karyakram yahi samapt karte hai, isse pehle ki koi mahila mandal ki kaaryakarta padh kar humpar halla bole _/\_ #NariShakti


Lord Krishna Ultimate Symbol of Love . Happy Valentine Day .... http://t.co/zCvoxUT0

Sri Krishna Ultimate Symbol of Love . Happy Valentine Day .... http://t.co/zCvoxUT0


haha, nahi nahi. Maarenge mujhe ladkiyan


@LoKarDi_RT i will just block you today and get rid of problems.

@LoKarDi_RT bas tujhe aaj block kar ke saari vidambhana durr bhaga dunga


say something nice, share some information public doesn't want it. abuse kejriwal and the whole world is like launghing my ass off, rolling on the floor laughing.

Kuch achha bolo, information share karo public ko nahi padi hai, Kejriwal ko chaar gaali do, poori duniya LMAO ROFL HAHA zing zing zingaat


@FaaduTweets and @Shakti_Shetty 's RT also.

@FaaduTweets aur @Shakti_Shetty ka RT bhi


@MeetUunngLee haha, saying that also is a sin.

@MeetUunngLee haha, ye bhi bolna paap hai bhai.


@santravendor @MohsinAfridi_ @ZHaider514 brother you were saying something, listen pakistani father always remains a father.

@santravendor @MohsinAfridi_ @ZHaider514 ha to bhai tum kuch keh rahe the sun re paki baap humesa baap hota hai


brother by god, it happens like this only.


@Sinceere_Angel ma'am you came to the zoo and the whole zoo has bloomed.

@Sinceere_Angel maam aap zoo me aayee.. Zoo me bahar aa gayee :)


whatever comes to your heart tweet it, and be happy.


happy eid and congrats in advance for a hit film.

EID mubarak aur hit (film)mubarak advance.


@Dishasatra do not use it for your own profit.


anyways there are less number of RTs nowadays.

waise bhi aajkal RTs kam milte hai. Ye lehttps://twitter.com/AdvancedMaushi/status/470883264748470275 …


@tangleddokhtar anshika are these your teeth?

@tangleddokhtar Anshika ye tumhare daant hai? :)


brother when are you doing hollywood movie?

bhai ap Hollywood movie kab kar rahe ho???


@Bodhisatvaa @mihirssharma today if mom would have seen both of you brothers together, then she would have been so happy.

@Bodhisatvaa @mihirssharma aaj tum dono bhaiyon ko ma ek saath dekhti toh kitni khush hoti


@ROFLaaLa Haha! now it's time for ratan to say good bye to tata.

@ROFLaaLa Haha! Ab uska Ratan ko Tata bolne ka waqt aagaya hai :D


@Dawoodnusrat we are at bus office, sat is somwhat free in point of work.

@Dawoodnusrat bus office he hn , Sat thora thanda hota hay kaam k point of view say you know :)


cc chor, their will be no one at home at this time. they have a lot of money as they are watching diwale. my commission is 20%. https://twitter.com/igknightor/status/678453308726468608

cc Chor

Inka ghar iss time khali rahega.. Bohot maal hai jo Dilwale dekh rahe hai.. Mera commission 20% https://twitter.com/igknightor/status/678453308726468608 …


.@scotchism i survived today again, did topic changed? how many goalposts would you shift brother? sometimes come after reading somthing.

.@scotchism Chalo firse baj gayi to topic change kar diya? Kitne goalpost shift karoge bhai? Kabhi to kuch padhke aao


@huh_watnow we are behind you today below the sky

@huh_watnow aasmaa ke neeche.. Hum aaj apne peeche..


@perky_girl16 what's in the name sakshi?

@perky_girl16 Naam mein kya rakha hai Sakshi?


ask him if mom went to delhi or cm came @meetdspartan @Ankita_Shah8 @ArvindKejriwal

inse poocho maa dilli gayee thi ya CM ghar aaya tha @meetdspartan @Ankita_Shah8 @ArvindKejriwal


due to storm of #RahulGandhi, dust fell in elephant's eyes, it fell down and became a donkey and cycle fell on it. #JaiRamji

#RahulGandhi ki aisi chali andhi hathi ki akho me pad gyi dhul " hathi gira dhadam se 0 ban gya gaddha 0 gaddhe me gir gyi cycle #JaiRamji


rt @BestCM_kejriwal: @aaprohit in how much did ypu get rt @ArvindKejriwal #RahulOnLeave #RahulGandhi #WhereIsRahulGandhi

RT @BestCM_kejriwal : @aaprohit kitne paise mai mili RT @ArvindKejriwal e " #RahulOnLeave #RahulGandhi #WhereIsRahulGandhi


Kejri bawal to kuch nahi kar sakey ... Per bhagwan ne jarur barish kara di 0 Relief from #DelhiSmog #delhipollution 0 Be prepared for Kadakey ki thand.


@lady_naarad this is the marvel of vicco turmeric, magic of navratna oil, and promise of vasemol.

@lady_naarad Ye hain Vicco Turmeric ka kamaal. Navratna tel ka jadoo aur vasmol ka vaada.


if allah will, anything that happens will come again.


when are you giving out admission forms.


haha, i could not remember the name of the sponsor. radio is a different thing, there is no replacement.

Haha, naam nahi yaad aaraha tha sponsor ka. Radio ki baat hi kuch aur hai, replacement nahi hoga.


the ones dhoni kicked out, today those people used commentary and social media to kick #Dhoni out. #morons

Dhoni jin logo ko bahar kiya " aaj o log commentary aur social media k jariye #Dhoni ko bahar kiya 0 #morons


how have i missed that today is national margarita day ? kind of doesn't go with ash wednesday.

how have i missed that today is national margarita day ?  !  ?  !  ?  kinda doesn't go with ash wednesday .  .  .  .  .


@MeetUunngLee @sureshpprabhu did you order oil and rice?

@MeetUunngLee @sureshpprabhu ye kya tel-chawal mangaya tha?


@Dishasatra @premlata_rai @MeetUunngLee why would i fear? your brain runs or not

@Dishasatra @premlata_rai @MeetUunngLee darna mujhe kyu hai? Tera dimaag chale ya na chale


pain in hearts would have decreased, if you wouldn't have asked me for water.

Dard dilon ke kam ho jaate, aap gar humse paani nahi maangte.


women have made men do many things, this is somewhat okay in comparision. https://twitter.com/AndColorPockeT/status/900228789258657796

Auraton ne kya kya nahi karaya hai mardon se, ye phir bhi theek hai.https://twitter.com/AndColorPockeT/status/900228789258657796 …


" @someUSER all aboard.1st flight to hong kong then off to the united kingdom from there. #tweet_yah_later "  enjoy

" @someUSER all aboard .  .  .  1st flight to hong kong then off to the uk from there .  .  #tweet_yah_later "  enjoy


journal voucher with major public sector companies for meeting requirements of new lailway lines: prabhu #RailBudget2015

JV with major public sector companies for meeting requirements of new Railway lines : Prabhu #RailBudget2015


haha! ladies are not normal, whethter in cab or in life.

Haha! ladeej log sab idhar ajab hi hote hai, cab mein ho ya jeewan mein.


please don't call him dog, he is part of family, his name is snooty, and pankaj is my brother who is a man of big dog species. #Irony

Please usse kutta nahi bolo he is family, his name is snooty, aur ye mera bhai hai Pankaj bada kutta kism ka insaan hai.

#Irony


NDA government's redressal mechanism takes the social media route https://t.co/hoZVeSaMOu

NDA govt's redressal mechanism takes the social media route https://t.co/hoZVeSaMOu


you are ageing. see that imran has done three marriages. and you? https://twitter.com/DunyaNews/status/752783713948274689

Umr nikalti jarahi hai tumhari, dekho woh pados wale Imran ne teen baar shaadi kar li. AUR TUM?https://twitter.com/DunyaNews/status/752783713948274689 …


superb dude. you are too good.very funny.  when this happens when you are seeing a match then brain becomes imabalanced like guddu's gang. same

superb yaar  .  .  u r too good  .  . very funny  .  . match dekhte samay ye sb hota h to dimaag para bilkul guddu ki gang jaisa hi kharab ho jata h  .  . same


@mishrageee i will never have recommended you to come here.

@mishrageee main kabhi recommend nahi karta tumko yahan aane!


@Being_Humor one of my friend is in Bhopal. She eats rajshree gutkha.

@Being_Humor Meri Bhopal me ek friend hai.. Woh Rajshree gutkha khati hai


this dhoni's is being eomtional about pandya!

Ye Dhoni to pandya ko leke emotional ho raha hai !!


aww so sweet, i will sleep first so that i don't have to read any more of your tweets.

Aww so sweet, Chalo main hi so jaata hu pehle...
isse pehle ke tumhare aur tweets padhne pade


@DarrKeAage green colored turmeric @sagarikaghose

@DarrKeAage green color ki haldi  @sagarikaghose


Tere majje ke liye main apni marau, huh?


hahaa. good joke. save it when rahul sonia go to jail. entertainment is necessary at that time too brother. https://twitter.com/JhaSanjay/status/678551322593992704

Hahaa.. Badhiya joke.. Save it when Rah Sonia go to jail.. Waha bhi entertainment zaroori hai brohttps://twitter.com/JhaSanjay/status/678551322593992704 …


akmal: brother, take cover. drone is above us. misbah : idiot, do wicketkeeping, that is hawkeye camera. #IndvsPak @defencepk

Akmal : Bhaijaan , take cover . Upar drone hai . Misbah : Bewakoof , wicketkeeping kar , woh Hawkeye wala camera hai . #IndvsPak @defencepk


@divyamisra2 @PAYBACKIndia what is the point of giving ipads to kids. #PointKyaHai

@divyamisra2 @PAYBACKIndia bacho ko iPad Dene ka #PointKyaHai Point Kya Hai


@BolshoyBooze i also didn't expect this from myself, i am old now champ.

@BolshoyBooze mujhe bhi nahi thi ye ummeed khud se, ab umar hogayi hai champu


@someUSER @someUSER some people go trick-or-treating but not many .  we have australia day on jan 26 ,  the queen's birthday,  boxing day.

@someUSER @someUSER some people go trick-or-treating but not many .  we have australia day on jan 26 ,  the queen's bday ,  boxing day .  .  .


dude i am with you, if you don't want to marry then don't do it. hail the youth

bhai mey aap ke saath hoon.....app ko shadi nahi karni mat kijiye.....jai jawan


it's now or never, its now or never! that is why he is the best of his kind. may not play for us but hats off to ray lewis 52 #thegreatest

it's now or never ,  ita now or never !  that is why he is the best of his kind .  may not play for us but hats off to ray lewis 52 #thegreatest


yes. tomorrow is last date. very true. i have two children and this is daily drama

haan .  .  .  .  our kal last date hai "  "  .  .  .  . very true  .  .  .  i have two children and this is daily drama .  .  .


@akshaykanitkar Kya baat Mamu.. Badhai !!


laugh out loud .vote against abvp? anyways no one is coming to vote in name of rahul gandhi.

Lol.. Vote against ABVP ?? Haan waise bhi Rahul Gandhi k naam par koi vote to dega nahi https://twitter.com/HasibaAmin/status/640769622971539456 …


@BhayanakPuppy haha! badshah is good in that too.

@BhayanakPuppy haha! usmein bhi baadshah behtareen hai!


@JokesDostiEtc its the later. i will think whether to love you or not.

@JokesDostiEtc Its the later .. Sochenge tumhein pyar karen ke nahi ..


Till now i am called that only but with love.

Abhi bhi wohi kehkar pukaarte hai, magar pyar se.


Brother @Alladin you are taller than @SrBachchan

Bhai @Alllahdin tu @SrBachchan se lamba hai!


@Miss_Ankiita is anyone left in this world that Ankoo haven't flirted with? @DiwakarKothari_ @divyangana

@Miss_Ankiita Koi bacha hai iss duniya me jisse Ankoo tune flirt nahi kiya ?? @DiwakarKothari_ @divyangana


#LandAcquisitionBill this is only made for acquisition of robert vadra's land, after that government wiil withdraw the ordinance .

#LandAcquisitionBill ye bas Robert Vadra ke Bhumi_Adhigrahan ke liye hi bana hai , uske baad ordinance withdraw kar legi Govt .


@narendramodi @arunjaitley if you would have filed GSTR1, then you would have understand how much good and simple gst is.

@narendramodi @arunjaitley agr aap logo ne sirf nil ki GSTR1 file ki hoti na to aap khud smj jate gst kitna good and simple h. Disaster #gst


@witchybitchygal laugh out loud. really its more than enough @dhaval241086 @Atheist_Krishna

@witchybitchygal lol.. Sahi me zyada hi gayee hai @dhaval241086 @Atheist_Krishna


maar se bachne ki jarurat ne guddu ko bhi acting sikha di .  .  .


as many honey singh or badshah can come but real fun disco only starts when ''saat samandar paar" is played.

Kitne hi Honey Singh aur Badshah kyu na aa jayen, disco me asli rang tabhi jamta hai jab "saat samandar paar.." play hota hai.


@someUSER we have melbourne cup, woop thats a fab horse racing day and we have christmas, easter, good friday, australia day, i don't know heaps haha.

@someUSER we have melbourne cup ,  woop thats a fab horse racing day & we have christmas ,  easter ,  good friday ,  australia day ,  idk heaps haha


Bumrah dono wicketo ke beech Gumrah ho gaya.


@richazjoy i am not able to sleep. what should i do?

@richazjoy neend hi nahi aa rahi. Kya karu


from morning we are waiting for 3:30pm, its 4pm now. please come now.

Subah se 3:30 ka wait kar rahe hai, aapne 4pm bhi ho gaye.. Ab toh aa jao aap plz plz


@SocialBitterfly until when will you keep reminding of those statues! that's so 2013.

@SocialBitterfly kab tak wo statues ki yaad dilati rahegi! THAT'S SO 2013


laugh out loud! don't believe on rumors! @Ra_Bies only today i will offer orange.

LOL! Afwaahon par vishwas na rakho! @Ra_Bies bas aaj narangi chadhaunga


they think that all people are salable like themselves. https://twitter.com/AMadumoole/status/740857315243532288

Inhone sabko khud ki tarah bikau samajh rakha hai.https://twitter.com/AMadumoole/status/740857315243532288 …


guddu's mom took out the top order of the indian team for her turmeric and chilli.

guddu ki mummy ne apne adrak mirchi k chakkar m indian team ka top order out karwa diya .  .  .  .


@BabaFirki dude, Debu is name sounds better.

@BabaFirki yaar, Debu naam zyada achha lagta :'(


what a strange thing.  his work can't be accomplished without bringing his mother in between.  @KalTakNews

ajab hai bhai. Matlab apni maiyya ko beech mein laaye bina inka kaam nahi hota. @KalTakNews


rt @Jhalli_AS: what will one maharashtrian say when mom comes very late to home. isolate

RT @Jhalli_AS : Ek Maharashtriyan ghar pe mummy bhot late ane pe kya kahega ...... isolate


@chatpatidiary what can be done by you, tell me?

@chatpatidiary tumse hota kya hai ye batao?


i am not sure whether its funny to read confessions or not but i can say for sure that comments are funny and especially of girls. awesome dude. hehehehe

confessions padne m maza aye ya na aye lakin logo ke cmnts padne mai bhot maze ata hai khas ker ladkiyo k awsm yr  .  .  .  .  hehehehe :d :)


oh really, it would be fun when would it be 4'o clock.


you now permanently belong to someone else. the ones who like you are purely contractual.

Tu ho gyi permanent kisi or ki , Tujhe chahne wale abi contractual hai .... Purely contractual ...


baby this is a game. sometimes up sometimes down.

baby ye to game hai.. kabhi upar kabhi neeche..


i am ready in your service, sometimes you would like, sometimes you wouldn't.

bas aapki khidmat mein haazir hai hum, kabhi pasand aayega toh kabhi nahi :)


just watched  " project x "  for the 1st time, i'm unamazed. you all hyped it way past what it was.

just watched  " project x "  for the 1st time ,  im unamazed .  .  y'all hyped it way past what it was .  .


some ways should be blocked, some new ways should be found. I'm convinced we can deliver but we can't deliver overnight : Prabhu #RailBudget2015

Kuch raste badalne honge , kuch naye raste khojne honge , I'm convinced we can deliver but we can't deliver overnight : Prabhu #RailBudget2015


bam bam bam om namah shivaya pray and meditate http://t.co/RrvstKP58y #bapuji #Mahashivratri

Bam Bam Bam Om Namah Shivaya ( )-Sankirtan and Dhyan http://t.co/RrvstKP58y #bapuji #Mahashivratri


today rohit will light the name of borivali, go mumbai's boy. #IndvsAus

Aaj Birivali ka naam raushan karega Rohit, go mumbai cha mulga. #IndvsAus


@JhaSanjay you are number one ___ hopic.twitter.com/0eSDUufve3

.@JhaSanjay tum ek no. ke _____ hopic.twitter.com/0eSDUufve3


anyways somewhat money that was left after #DeMonetisation and #gst was spent on #petrol, how will he buy #CRACKERS.

vese bhi #DeMonetisation & #gst ke bad papa ke pas paise bache the vo bhi #petrol bharvane me chale "gae #CRACKERS kese buy kar ke denge


arvind kejriwal when asked what is the length of worm inside ashutosh? pic.twitter.com/SqgTWuIbpR

Arvind Kejriwal when asked Ashutosh ke andar kitna lamba keeda hai?pic.twitter.com/SqgTWuIbpR


not to worry, its like your own crop, it will grow up once again.

</3 koi na, ghar ki kheti hai phir ugg jayegi


best acting ever .  .  .  sabhi children ko aati hai


what dude your bank did a scam and that also of 11500 crore. #PNBScam

kya bhai teri bank ne toh ghotala kar diya woh bhi 11500 crore ka .. #PNBScam


what is number of you bike. new vehicle registration style of police. https://t.co/dcFA2Hl3a6

Kya number hai bike ka .... new vehicle registration style of policewalas https://t.co/dcFA2Hl3a6


bst Of luck dear salman khan ..............<3


any dream that broke from the moon. #InterviewGoneHorriblyWrongAtWillis

Chaan se jo toote koi sapna.. #InterviewGoneHorriblyWrongAtWillis


@Mad_Mommy_ we don't have to do this in gujarat.

@Mad_Mommy_ Gujarat me to yeh sab nahi karna padta.


when the sun sets, people posts poetry on twitter and make fun of themselves

Kahin durr jab din dhal jaaye, twitter par shayari kar ke log apni maraaye.


brother, if i wolud have proof then only i can give it to you. #SurgicalStrike @narendramodi

Arry bhaiya agar hai tu dey du na proof han agar proof hai e nai tu rehne du . #SurgicalStrike @narendramodi


ye cat level ka problem kyu diya hai ?  !


RT @sarvjot19972 : #MSGmissionHumanity guru's passion again helped people.

RT @sarvjot19972 : #MSGmissionHumanity guru ji passion again help people


@HaramiParindey kashmir belongs to pakistan


@varungrover @DumLagaKeHaisha yashraj pictures awesome brother.

@varungrover @DumLagaKeHaisha Yashraj Picchar kya baat hai bhaiya


i did not mean that. the name's good. salman get married now.

Mera yeh matlab nahi thaa naam to acha hai Salmanji yaar shaadi karlo abb tooo...:D


Mr. @MahabirPhogat  your daughters @BabitaPhogat @geeta_phogat are being callled ms phokat by @madversity.

Sirji @MahabirPhogat  aapke betiyon @BabitaPhogat @geeta_phogat ko @madversity Ms Phokat bula rahe hain


fun comes when we bring chalk after the end of the class.

maja jab aata hai jab ham period khatam hone ke bad chalk lekar aate hai .  .  .  . :-)


@GabbbarSingh its regular for karthik, i am sure its written for dipika.

@GabbbarSingh Karthik ke to roz ka hai, I am sure Dipika ke liye likha hai.


@drdheerajjain sir, which flop movie is this? @MhtRajeev

@drdheerajjain sir , konsi flop movie he ye ? @MhtRajeev


.@Atheist_Krishna this should be done to you @KyaUkhaadLegapic.twitter.com/aDuATGkSTs

.@Atheist_Krishna tere saath ye karna chahiye @KyaUkhaadLegapic.twitter.com/aDuATGkSTs


@someUSER i think we need 3 first xi ready players in january. that's a huge task unless you're prepared to overpay.

@someUSER i think we need 3 first xi ready players in january .  that's a huge ask unless you're prepared to overpay


Joy of Mahashivratri. Hail Lord Mahadev.

Joy of Mahashivratri ... Haar haar Mahadev ..


i want jenelle to come over tomorrow .  i need someone to watch netflix and eat mac &amp


today's time of subway surfur. ours was of sega.

ajkal subway surfur ka tym h .  . apne tym to sega tha


chalk lane ke liye hamesha tyar rehte the .  . is bahane pure school ka round mar lete the .  .


Victory of ABVP in University of Delhi ....!!! Sign of Indian Youth towards Vision of Shri Modi ..??!!!


@Insane_chorri hahaa.do all three of them have same wife? @ArvindKejriwal

@Insane_chorri hahaa.. Inn teeno ki biwi same to nahi  @ArvindKejriwal


@yadavakhilesh they beat me violently. sir please take right action.

@yadavakhilesh bahut mara sir please uchit krwahi ki jaye


2016 november 8 banned 1000 and 500 notes. 2017 Nov 8 choked our breathe . #Notebandi #DelhiSmog

2016 Nov 8 ne 1000 500 ke notes band kar diye. 2017 Nov 8 ne saansein band kar di. #Notebandi #DelhiSmog


@VigneshRG he is thinking about the tagline ' where miracles happen ' now he has hit 2 times, if he plays well everytime how will it work

@VigneshRG he is thinking about the tagline ' where miracles happen ' Ab 2 baar maar chuka hai aise baar baar accha khelega to kaise chalegaðŸ˜‘


@hitlerbai pyaar me umar kaha se aa gayee


there was aboslutely no good game in those casettes.

ek bhi dhang ka game ni hota tha aise casette mein .  .  .


zyada ni ho gaya yar ye  .  ?  ?  .  .  .  but thanks ab ye padhke neend toh aa gyi  .  :d


@BolshoyBooze just tell us @narendramodi

@BolshoyBooze ab bata bhi de :/ @narendramodi


parampara pratishtha aur anusha shan. all are coming to the party.

Parampara Pratishtha aur Anusha Shan. Sab party main a rahe hain.


@someUSER i can meet you at sylvia park tomorrow at lunch if you wanna stay over this weekend?  !  but i know you have vou course so let me know.

@someUSER i can meet you at sylvia park tomorrow at lunch if you wanna stay over this weekend ?  !  but i know you have vou course so lmk :)


you should have after the class, guddu but you came before.

class khatm ho jaati tab aata na guddu ,  tu to pehle hi aa gaya .  .  ;-)


@ruchikokcha no dude. didn't take this time. @HathwalaThakur @TheShopoholic

@ruchikokcha Nahi yaar.. Iss baar nahi liya :( @HathwalaThakur @TheShopoholic


@Lambar_Daar same pich brother. i just called my friend. he lives alone. i would go to his home after lunch time to watch it with beer.

@Lambar_Daar same pinch bhai.. Abhi dost ko phone lagaya hai..akela rehta hai woh.. Lunch time ke baad uske ghar jaakar dekhunga..with beer


i feel something else but you should study. i care.

kuch aur lagta hai mujhe, magar tumne padhai karni chagiye. I care.


@AGirlOfHerWords headphones ring in the ears and sometimes even under the ear.

@AGirlOfHerWords Headphones kaan mein bajte hain, kabhi kabhi kaan ke neeche bhi bajate hain.


laskhman: brother, who is this lk advani.i think i have heard his name.
ram: he was in different section of my school. i remembered

Laskhman: Bhaiya ye LK Advani kaun hai.. Naam suna suna sa lag raha..

Ram: Arre yaar mere baju wale section me tha school hai.. Yaad aaya..


cheaper carbon replaces silicon in solar panels: tweets washington,  november 1 (ians) researchers have built the first .  .  .  http/URL

cheaper carbon replaces silicon in solar panels: tweet washington ,  nov 1 (ians) researchers have built the first .  .  .  http/URL


dude in this tweet you mentioned @chintskap instead of yourself.

bhai tune is tweet me khud ki jagah galti se @chintskap ko mention kar diya hai.


brother, my question. whom do you love the most?

bhaijaan mere Questions... aap sabse jyada kise chahte ho????


Main maushi hu, mere paas chori ke glass hai


@GauravXm Do you want to make him son in law


"is this karun jadhav same as the one who hit 300 recently"  overheard at work.

"yeh karun jadhav woh same hai kya jisne 300 maare the abhi" Overheard at work


God has given everything, wealth and fame, just want sleep

Bhagwaan ka diya sab kuch hai, daulat hai shohrat hai bas sirf neend chahiye.


@Ra_Bies are you still because of the beer the previous night  @witchybitchygal

@Ra_Bies Beer utri nahi hai raat ki  @witchybitchygal


rt @pankajshuklabjp: yesterday memory: my #Ahmedabad at manekchawk with team #BJYM http://t.co/WtnaIpX6TI

RT @pankajshuklabjp : Yesterday Memory : aapdu #Ahmedabad at Manekchawk with team #BJYM http://t.co/WtnaIpX6TI


mere tv mein durdarshan channel b aata h .  .  . :-d chabad chabad


mother to guddu: beta guddu khana kha lo .  .  .


@Shahrcasm decision has been made. boi is the theif @DefucktiveHumor @Indain_Boi @BakwasRadio @coolfunnytshirt @KyaUkhaadLega @shubhansh1504 @Ra_Bies

@Shahrcasm ho gaya faisla.. Boi chor hai @DefucktiveHumor @Indain_Boi @BakwasRadio @coolfunnytshirt @KyaUkhaadLega @shubhansh1504 @Ra_Bies


the poor udhbilao brought us chips and we beat him, don't beat the one who brings food.

bichara udhbilao chips laya tha usse bel diya ,  khana lane wale ko kbhi nhi marte :p


hahaha laugh out loud. i am in a very bad condition because of cold.


.@OfficeOfRG if you have used  #HappyBdayPM hashtag then you would have got more RT.

.@OfficeOfRG #HappyBdayPM wala hashtag use karta to zyada RT milte


@scratchysingh: why did you do this to me.

@scratchysingh :'( Aise kyu kiya mere saath?


@Atheist_Krishna hahaa
woman: you all are cheap
constable: you are low.
woman: talk with respect.

laugh out loud

@Atheist_Krishna hahaa
Woman: Tum log tuchche ho
Constable: Tum ho tuchch
Woman: Tameej se baat kar..

LOL


@slimswamy  right now you are in the country. no one will diplomatic immunity. carefully chose your words before speaking.

@slimswamy abhi desh main ho. Koi diplomatic immunity nahi milegi. Shabdo ko tol kar bolo


hey prabhu, how would this be done: quips #SureshPrabhu #RailBudget2015

Hey Prabhu , ye sab kaise hoga : quips #SureshPrabhu #RailBudget2015


mey Facebook par...Twitter pe nehi...aooo na..


holi, when it is? when is holi? #HolyShitpic.twitter.com/yn3ubLPJ2F

Holi kab hai ?? Kab hai Holi ?? #HolyShitpic.twitter.com/yn3ubLPJ2F


mujhe ek saal se bol raha tha  @Jokey_Chan


Aur #trump ko bolte hain ki maaro mere Indians ko ...


@JatinKiDuniya haha really today's night is also hot.

@JatinKiDuniya haha sahi me.. aaj to raat me bi garmi hai


@bizzarebhide bhide, they will also block you.

@bizzarebhide Bhide, ye saaare bhi block kar denge tumko.


.@priyankac19 what was taught in today's math tuition?

.@priyankac19 aaj ki maths tuition me kya padhaya ?


@BeingReva Achcha hua aapne Rahane nahi likha


@Sharanyashettyy this all has been done before!  @BihariTweeter @YearOfRat

@Sharanyashettyy Ye sab pehle ho chuka hai !!  @BihariTweeter @YearOfRat


@vikaspgoel idea popped and i remembered this photo. then it was searched.

@vikaspgoel idea aaya aur is photo ki yaad aayi. Fir dhunda gaya.


@vishpeele hail bajrangbali."Tod de dushman ki nali".I agree with you, hanumaan is awesome the ultimate mahabali #InvincibleHanumaan

@vishpeele Jai BajrangBali.. Tod de dushman ki nali.. I agree with you, Hanumaan is awesome The Ultimate Mahabali #InvincibleHanumaan


@tweetingsourav laugh out loud.  @IndiaFinger

@tweetingsourav lol.. Raat ko 11 le baad saste ho jaate hai  @IndiaFinger


#Dhoni should bat on which number. #AskTheExpert #INDvsAUS

#Dhoni ko kis no par batting karni chahiye #AskTheExpert #INDvsAUS


airtel's network is less 4g and more of a bogus one.

Airtel ka 4G network kam, farji network zyaada hai.


mother of irony https://twitter.com/brajeshabpnews/status/806841559350149120.


fear of neerav modi when keeping money in bank. fear of narendra modi when keeping it at home!  #NiravModiScam #NiravModiLoot #PNBFraud

Bank Mein Paise Rakho Toh Nirav Modi Ka Darr 0 Ghar Pe Paise Rakho Toh Narendra Modi Ka Darr ! #NiravModiScam #NiravModiLoot #PNBFraud


@sultryceous haha, if you don't know then leave it

@sultryceous haha, nahi pata hai to chhodo


Black Suit Punjabi Video Song HD Download 2014 by Preet Harpal featuring Fateh http://t.co/zuQ8xpXttB

Black Suit Punjabi Video Song HD Download 2014 by Preet Harpal ft . Fateh http://t.co/zuQ8xpXttB


after passing of #GST bill in vidhan sabha of up, i congratulate @myogiadityanath and all the people. #GST

UP vidhan sabha main #GST bill pass hone "par @myogiadityanath ji or janta ko badhai deta hoon #GST


dude you touched the wrong nerve of us hostlers. missing family.

are bhai tumne hum hostlers ki dukhti rag me haath rakh di .  .  .  . missing famly .  .  .  :(


"nothing will happen from being sad. tell mom to give complan." pic.twitter.com/zABBTsCUi0

"Muh latkane se kuch nahi hoga.. Mummy ko bolo Complan pilaaye.."pic.twitter.com/zABBTsCUi0


@HaramiParindey haha brother you agree with me a lot. #NewProfilePicture

@HaramiParindey hahahaha bhai tu meri kitni baat mannta hai  #NewProfilePicture


@someUSER monday is the tournament .  weight class negros. #whoboutit

@someUSER @someUSER @someUSER monday is the tournament .  weight class negros .  #whoboutit


@itsSSR @anky1912 aw happy birthday ankita lokhande, servant has taken leave. #RahulOnLeave # @balliawalebaba @choriketweet - advertisement

@itsSSR @anky1912 awwww happy birthday ankita lokhande na kar ke Chutti li h #RahulOnLeave # @balliawalebaba @choriketweet -AD


@Miss_Ankiita what are name of children?


son let someone else enter, then we will know.

beta kisi aur ki entry hone de sab pata chal jaega  .  .  .  :p


@Gurmeetramrahim oh superb father #MSGmissionHumanity

@Gurmeetramrahim ohhhh superb papa ji #MSGmissionHumanity


@BabaFirki nothing dude, slept late yesterday night now mom is telling to wake up.

@BabaFirki kuch nahi yaar, kal raat ko der se soye hai toh aaj mummy uthne bol rahi hai


its game of money and fame babu, 44 years old man had feelings for 23 years old girl, he would be targeted feminists. https://twitter.com/BeingRauf/status/874998301308764160

Paise aur fame ka khel babu bhaiya, gareeb 44 saal ka mard 23 saal wali ke liye feelings laaya, uski toh phir feminists ne bali chadhani haihttps://twitter.com/BeingRauf/status/874998301308764160 …


sir once make them imagine in the age of 25-26.

sir inko ek baar 25-26 ki age mai imagine karwao


main tumhare saath kabhi nahi kar sakta. Okay?


@Ares_c3108 whomever meets me once, doesn't want to meet me again.

@Ares_c3108 Mujhse ek baar jo milta hai, woh phir kabhi nahi milna chahta bhai


@ICC @cricketworldcup @BCCI @TheRealPCB india has started the match with win, won the toss, now  hin ki saan HIDUSTAN

@ICC @cricketworldcup @BCCI @TheRealPCB india ne jeet se surat ki h .. toss jita ab match bi ... hin ki saan HIDUSTAN


dude sammy, you should have said something to indian board too.

Yaar Sammy, do chaar gaali Indian board ko bhi suna dete :P


oral triple "talaq" is indeed irrational. to take divorce once, you have to speak "talaq" thrice. houw absurd.

Oral triple talaq is indeed irrational. Ek talaq lene ke liye teen bar "talaq" bolna padta hai. How absurd.


he mutton he mutton, i swear you, i will spread tuday on your way.

aye mutton aye mutton humko teri kasam, teri raaho mein tunday bichha jayenge.


@DiwakarKothari_i never speak lies. pic.twitter.com/y0uafkq96B

@DiwakarKothari_ mein kabhi khoot nahi boltapic.twitter.com/y0uafkq96B


Koi bhi jeete, America ki to lagni hi hai.


@DiwakarKothari_ hahaha anyways today is sunday

@DiwakarKothari_ hahaha aaj Sunday hai waise bhi


@PrekshaJoshi @MeetUunngLee @Being_Humor maithun planted the tunnel, unglee got the spade, i only ran lifting my saree.

@PrekshaJoshi @MeetUunngLee @Being_Humor Maithun planted the surang, Unglee got the phaavda, main sirf saree uthakar bhaagi


i have cheated in class assignments, cheated in quizzes,  cheated in mid-sems, cheated in end-sems, cheated in my bachelor thesis project, and currently cheating on my boy-friend. he has no clue.

i have cheated in class assignments  ,  cheated in quizzes  ,  cheated in mid-sems  ,  cheated in end-sems  ,  cheated in my btp  ,  and currently cheating on my bf  .  he has no clue  .


@poonamkhatri is it apu's lips or pappu's, anything works in leap year.

@poonamkhatri ApuKalips ho ya pappu ka, in lip year sab chalta hai.


@narendramodi, good morning! happy mahashivaratri http://t.co/hLuNUz5btQ

@narendramodi ji , Good morning ! MahaShivratri KI badhai ho . http://t.co/hLuNUz5btQ


#Trump will be suprised to know that what america has after these many years, #India has that much after just 70 years. how?

Par #Trump ye soch ke hairaan honge ki America ne jo itane saalon main paaya #India ne sirf 70 saalon main paa liya " Kaise ?


managed to snag a rih test press along with the new 7. woop. come see them in margate this sunday.

managed to snag a rih test press along with the new 7 "  .  woop .  come see them in margate this sunday


after 2 pegs, this happens everywhere.https://twitter.com/ANINewsUP/status/831787952032333824

2 peg ke baad aisa har jagah hota haihttps://twitter.com/ANINewsUP/status/831787952032333824 …


@Miss_Ankiita my baby. i will not let you belong to anyone else.@MentionTo

@Miss_Ankiita My baby.. Mein tumhe kisi aur ki hone nahi doonga @MentionTo


bhaijaan where are you. #plx talk. my daughter is a big fan of yours.

Bhaijaan kaha ho aap..##plz baat karo..## meri beti aapki bahut bari fan hay..##


you came so radiance has come, nitin has liqour and shehzaad has brought kebab. cheers!

Tum aagaye ho Noor aagaya hai,  Nitin daaru aur Shehzaad kebab lekar aagaya hai. Cheers!


RT @0__1 : #DimagSay what will happen from using hashtag brother. #DimagSay work with that too. #SadaSexyRaho! oh wait! sorry. i was joking

RT @0__1 : #DimagSay hashtag use karne se kya hoga bhaijaan . #DimagSay se kaam bhi toh kiya karo . #SadaSexyRaho ! Oh wait ! Sorry . I was jokiâ€¦


@saurabhraajjain happy mahashivratri saurabhraaj sir . stay blessed. Hail Lord Mahadev . http://t.co/a40oFgtYE5

@saurabhraajjain Happy Mahashivratri Saurabhraaj Sir . Stay Blessed . Hara Hara Mahadev . http://t.co/a40oFgtYE5


sir bajrangi bhaijan may be the best film in bollywood, i wish

Sir bhajrangi bhaijan....sabse achii film hogi.....boollywodd mein. ...I wish


whomever does whatsover, arvind kejriwal will win.

koi kuchh bhi kar le ,  ak jitega bhai .


bjp in natural opposition to congress siding with aam admi party , #achedin ka nara, bjp's hands with the rich #LandAcquisitionBill

BJP in natural opposition to Congress ka haat aam admi ke saath , #achedin ka nara , BJP ka haat ammeron ke saath #LandAcquisitionBill


@someUSER were doing great up until the 3rd. struggling a lot. harden and lin doing very well together. harden with 31 pts .  so far

@someUSER were doing great up until the 3rd .  .  struggling a lot .  harden and lin doing very well together .  harden w/ 31 pts .  so far .


@imaisharya it would have been better if i would have watched bangladesh vs pakistan yesterday.

@imaisharya Isse accha kaal BanvPak match dekh lete .. ðŸ˜‚ðŸ™ˆ


dad: what will happen to this country?
mom: go bathe, first.

Dad: Kya hoga is desh ka?
Mom: Jaa ke naha lo pahle


the new bruno mars song is wicked. it sounds like a cross between the police and michael jackson. i may or may not play it 14 times a day!

the new bruno mars song is wicked .  it sounds like a cross between the police and michael jackson .  i may or may not play it 14 times/day .  .  !


kya baat hai, tumhare chai mein hum shehed daalenge.


otherwise teacher would have thrased me and then would have said next.

warna teacher dhulaai karta aur fir kehta nexxttt .  .  .  .  .  :p :d


@Vikramjit_S no problem. if you face any problems ask aunty virus.

@Vikramjit_S Koi nahi. Problem ho to Aunty virus se pooch lena.


RT @areebkhurafati: in this country except modi, arvind and rahul, there is a farmer too, his land is here too, and his suicide too. #SaveFarmers #WhereIsRahul

RT @areebkhurafati : Is desh me Modi Arvind Rahul ke alawa ek kisan bhi hai , uski zamin bhi hai , suicide bi hai . #SaveFarmers #WhereIsRahul


guddu should go for auditions of  india's best dramebaaz 2. do you agree guddu?

guddu ko india's best dramebaaz 2 k auditions me jana chaiye .  .  q guddu


@roshd if not then what? do you know wrestler gama?

@roshd Nahi to kya? Tum Gama pehelwan ko jaante ho?


@Sinceere_Angel hahaa. ma'am this is also his form.

@Sinceere_Angel Hahaa.. Maam ye uski ka roop hai


@ek_samosa_dena haha! no one speaks here.

@ek_samosa_dena haha! Yahan koi nahi bolta!


Similarity between Shri Modi and Captain Dhoni is


so happy so happy. i have no idea what to do !that's how champions play

Itni khushi itni khushi ðŸ˜ . I have no idea what to do ! That's how champions play . #IndvsSA #CWC15 #MaukaMauka #BleedBlue #Respect


Nehra Uncle Dismisses Damaad ji . Hum Indians Damaad Ji Se Jyada Kaam Nhi Karwaate .


@DefucktiveHumor @Chootsayer @retardedwriter why did that guy tagged you? and you also woke up to reply him?

@DefucktiveHumor @Chootsayer @retardedwriter woh toh hai magar tujhe kyun tag kiya usne? Aur tu uth bhi gaya uska jawab dene?


its fine if you don't want to tell, just don't tweet to bore ok?

nahi batana hai chalega, bas tweet maar ke bore nahi karna. Ok?


@someUSER there was no handshake abigayle?  also when i come in tomorrow i expect my new schuh t-shirt you ordered to be there. good girl

@someUSER there was no handshake abigayle ?  also when i come in tomorrow i expect my new schuh tee you ordered to be there .  .  .  good girl


@DefuctiveHumor urgently release the statement that its photoshoped. @CopyWalaTweet

@DefucktiveHumor jaldi se statement release kardo ki photoshop hai  @CopyWalaTweet


watch parade on television first then the tricolor

tv par pehle parade dekho ,  fir tirangaa :d


@Themayankgarg I asked. Don't know. Do you know?

@Themayankgarg puch liya. Nahi pata. Tujhe pata hai.?


i loved the mission no one should be left alive

I loved the - Maksad : kisi Ko jinda Ni chhodna . #SurgicalStrikes #SurgicalStrike


@TinaSharma This IPL9 match is not enjoyable, it is just boring.

@TinaSharmaT Yeh #IPL9 match mein maza nahi aa rah hai just boring


Your memories keeps coming from morning to evening, and reminds my heart of the credit card expenditure.

Shaam savere teri yaadein aati hai, aake dil ko mere credit card spends ke yaad dilaati hai.


It is all useless, mates. Everything is fake.

Koii fadaa nhii yarro .. Sabbbb fake hii


@Athist_Krishna Haha, Such days have come, you have started watching Cartoon porn!

@Atheist_Krishna hahaa.. Cartoon porn dekhne lag gaya.. ye din aa gaye


"Yes brother, where is your helmet?"
"Sir, I am Captain America"
"Flaunting so much english, arrest him!"
#If SuperheroesWereIndian

"Han bhai helmet kaha hai tera?"
"Sir I'm Captain America"
"Bada angareji jhad riya se, andar karo saale ko!"
#IfSuperheroesWereIndian


I have gone crazy without you, come my beloved.

Cum-lee hogayi tere bina aa ranjhan mere.


@GugziiBugzii  Hahahah. This is also correct.

@GugziiBugzii Hahahah. Ye baat bhi theek hai


Girls what have you done pic.twitter.com/rtOpRgllQN

Ladkiyon ye tumne kya kiya.pic.twitter.com/rtOpRgllQN


Me and you often fight like those crazy elephants who bounce around after down from the branches *insert austria @bhak sala

main aur tum, aksar un diwane haathiyon ki tarah bhidte rahte hain jo shakhon se utarkar jhumte hai *insert austria* @bhak_sala


Salman Khan your fans want to see you in Tarannum style.

Salman khan Aapko Aap ka feyn .taranam q stail ma dakhna chahta hai .


I don’t know, aesthetically it is looking good!

mujhe nahi pata, dekhne mein achha lag raha hai bas!


What Guddu, are you developing being a man who loves man feeling for shaan?

kya guddu  ,  shaan k liye aadmi hu aadmi se pyaar krta hu waali feeling develop kar rha h ?


Normal people: Come sometime at the mansion.
Sachin Tendulkar: Come sometime at the theatre.

Normal people: Aao kabhi haveli pe

Sachin Tendulkar: Aao kabhi theatre pe


@Being_Humor How lucky you are brother, girls don’t even reply to us.

@Being_Humor kya kismet hai bhai tumhari.. Hume to ladkiya reply hi nahi karti..


Done! @MeetUunngLee will also drink with us!

Done! @MeetUunngLee bhi piyega aaj apan ke saath!


Chalk used to finish after making designs on the chair, it was great fun to see the design on the ass.

chalk to kursi pe design banane me khatam ho jati thi :) pichwade par design dekh kar ke to mja hi aa jata tha :p


Modi: Friends! Where do these people come from?https://twitter.com/ndtv/status/871391349970395140

Modi: Mitron! kahan se aate hai yeh log?https://twitter.com/ndtv/status/871391349970395140 …


@Ra_Bies The blissful night has slipped away.


Today I got a mention from raggedtag @Ra_Biespic.twitter.com/gjMOqp1u17

Aaj to @raggedtag ne mention kiya  @Ra_Biespic.twitter.com/gjMOqp1u17


@Brother just make arrangements for some beer.

@AdvancedMaushi bhai bas beer ka intezam kar le


@tinabasteia Maggi is also ready @Being_Humor.

@tinabasetia maggi bhi ban gayee @Being_Humor


That time never comes back. Super observation admin.

that time never cum back .  .  super observation admin .  . :)


@dashhtweets And what happens to the friendship?


Strange, you did a great job, I am really feeling happy.

strange..but bht acha kia .... realy feeling happy


He is the best. Ramu kaka's dialogue is the best.

he is the best .  . ramu kaka waala dialogue best hai .  .


@kitAnurag Dp is good. It can't be figured out that you are sitting on a pot.

@kitAnurag DP acha hai. Pata hi nahi chal raha ki pot par betha hai


@amrutapatki Don't do this, it's not good. Ok?

@amrutapatki asa karu naka, he barobar naahi. Ok?


@India_Logitech
Me: Mom my stomach is aching.
Mom: Make more use of your mobile 3MyMomsLogic

@India_Logitech
Me: Mom pet me dard ho raha hai
Mom: Aur karo mobile use  #MyMomsLogic


Dear @ashutosh83b Don't share any credits, it was all becuase of Kejriwal. Even a dog will not vote for your name.

Dear @ashutosh83b don't share any credits, it was all because of Kejriwal. Tumhare naam par ek kutta bhi vote nahi karta.


@asmashirazi Thank God that at least sombody remembers. Happy Nourooz @UmairMukhtar16

@asmashirazi ... shukar hAi kise ko to YAad hAi ... Happy nourooz ... @UmairMukhtar16


Ghost rider: Spirit of vengeance was a lost cause.  You had nowhere to go but up after the 1st movie , and then you decided to dig a hole.

ghost rider: spirit of vengeance was a lost cause .  you had nowhere to go but up after the 1st movie .  and then you decided to dig a hole .  .  .


@nimrah307 Such relationships which depend on Good morning and Good Night wishes deserve a break-up.

@nimrah307 Aisy relationships ko breakup hi hona chahy jo gudmorning aur gudnigh k mauhtaj hn :-p


God compromises with brains while giving beauty.

Shakal dekar bhagwaan dimaaag par compromise kar dete hai.


@espiritz_ I'm so greedy that I never divided the ways to mother's house. Go pamper yourself.

@espiritz_ I'm so greedy that Maa ke ghar ke raaste kabhi alag hi nahi kiye :-) Go , pamper yourself .


Take me somewhere without letting me know.
 *Takes her to Sharda Lodge*

Tubin bataaye mujhe le chal kahin.
*takes her to sharda lodge*


@ImtiyazAzhae Why didn't you think about this when the original inhabitants of Kashmir were targetted violently since centuries?

@ImtiyazAzhar Why didn't uthink about this when the original inhabitants of Kashmir since centuries , were systematically targeted violently ?


@someUSER It will be like Sunday night in Miami ,  lmfao.

@someUSER it will be like sunday night in miami ,  lmfao


@enlightenedme_  There are not any tears, right?


Living on the edge- literally ! @ Club Mahindra Poovar https://t.co/ypzfCHLPiY


@premlata_rai You know everything, is it?

@premlata_rai tujhe bada pata hai, hain?


@BilquisRayeen You are looking rich in the DP, then why are you talking like those in the slums? @witchybitchygal

@BilquisRayeen DP me to paise wali lag rahi ho.. Phir baate slums wali kyu kar rahi ho @witchybitchygal


Brother that last one..Jai Shree Ram one

@Sand_In_Deed wo last waala bhai.. Jai Shree Ram wala


@BloodyKamina I will take you away for drinks during your marriage.

@BloodyKamina teri shaadi me aa kar tujhe hi utha ke le jaunga.. daru pilane :D


Nature's way of telling it's India's day #today #IndvsSA Yes we will break the jinx  #Phatake aaj phodenge .

Nature's way of telling its India's day #today .. #IndvsSA Yes we will break the jinx .. #Phatake aaj phodenge ..


Everything else used to be the different version of the same game

baki sab same game ke different versions hote the ,  ,


@utterflea Enough of it. You have got so many cuss words since morning, aren't you done with them?  @anilkohli54 @wallflower_ish @tweetingsourav @UnSubtleDesi

@utterflea bas karo.. Kitni gaaliyan sun chuki ho subah se.. Pet nahi bhara kya @anilkohli54 @wallflower_ish @tweetingsourav @UnSubtleDesi


@MeetUunngLee @SemperFiUnited Ohho, We will die

@MeetUunngLee @SemperFiUnited aaye haaye, marr hi jayenge


This is Paytm's world. Let's outrage against the trending #GST. Let's move with time. #OneNationOneTax #GSTForNewIndia

Paytm ka zama ho chuka hai. Ab #GST ka trend chal raha hai uspar outrage karo. Samay ke sath chalo. #OneNationOneTax #GSTForNewIndia


You pass by as if some train https://twitter.com/badechote/status/878658915705253888 …

Tu kisi rail si guzarti hai https://twitter.com/badechote/status/878658915705253888 …


@NotSoNautankee We enjoyed a lot @Sand_In_Deed

@NotSoNautankee maza aa gaya  @Sand_In_Deed


@Being_Humor @KyaUkhaadLega I typed this too knowingly.

@Being_Humor @KyaUkhaadLega ye bhi maine jaan boojkar type kiya tha


None of your planning has been implemented in the right manner.

apka koi v yojna-Plan sahi Trah se upyog nahi ho paya h.....


Do you only see Islam and Hinduism? #EVM aur #Notebandi ghotala dikhao

tumhe islam aur hindu hi dikhai deta hai kya " #EVM aur #Notebandi ghotala dikhao


Sir @BarackObama Order Dominos Pizza for the dinner, these days cheese burst comes in small size as well.

Sir @BarackObama Dominos ka pizza mangwa lo dinner me.. Aajkal small me bhi cheeze burst aa raha hai..


Modi SIr, what place have you gone to, I can't even pronounce the name. Lol

Modi sir yeh kaunsi jagah chale gaye ho, mere se toh naam bhi sahi se nai liya ja raha...lol :-D


Keeping the test copies after the exam gave us an excuse to visit the staff room.

test dene ke baad test copies rakhne ke bahane staff room mai jane ka mauka milta tha  .  .  .  :d


salute hai aisi insaaniyat ko .  .  .  .  very nice .  .  .


@Sharanyashettyy  Now we are bored @BihariTweeter

@Sharanyashettyy
Ab bore ho gaye yaar...
@BihariTweeter


How do you take a bath in the morning guddu, these days ice is coming out of the tap

morning me thand me kaise nahata hai guddu  .  .  ajkl to baraf nikal rhi hai nal se :p


Did he tell what has he done for Delhi in the last 8 months?

did he tell wht has he done for delhi in last 8 months ?  ?  ?


That I am, but how did everyone else came to know?

woh toh hu main, magar sabko kaise pata chal gaya??


Yes, I didn't get a chance to see such a thing in my 9 to 5 job

Yes, meri 9 to 5 job mein aaj tak aisa dekhne nahin mila :p


"Everyone does not get love in the life" -Shakespeare

"Har kisi ko nahi milta yahan pyar zindagi mein"

~ Shakespeare


kya aap human being ko hmesha support kroge ???


When enjoy when Guddu is trolled. Love to see you back. Missed you boy.

guddu ka popat hotey dekh majja aaa jata hai  .  .  .  . lv 2 see u back  .  .  . missed u laundey :p


@huh_watnow m not kidding.. Mujhe Sapna ki kasam


@ArvindKejriwal Somnath Sir is not at fault, escaping is in the blood of the party.

@ArvindKejriwal Somnath ji ki galti nahi hai sir, bhagna to party ke khoon me hai.


@SecularTrainee Brother how will  be the items arranged? Vegetables, fruits, essentials?

@SecularTrainee bhai to samaan kaise aayega ? Sabzi fal fruit essentials ??


Now if we loose, we will not be getting any sleep tonight. And some tears will also come.

Ab haar gaye to aaj raat neend nahi aayegi bhai. Aur thode aansu bhi aayenge.


It's very good. Today's party on my behalf, ask everyone to come down from the sky. Nice.

Bohot accha hai . Aaj ki party mari taraf se , sab ko bolo utre flak se . Nice


Let me make you drink some water. Epic expressions.

pilaun tujhe paaani epic expressions .  .  .  .


Please sleep @BolshoyBooze Do not change even a bit. @Atheist_Krishna Brother you do send some memes from your killer collection.

Please sleep. @BolshoyBooze bilkul nahi badalna @Atheist_Krishna tu meme bhej bhai isko killer wala tere collection mein se!


Only one or two of those 4 games could be played and rest, we used to keep searching.

un 4 games me se ek aad hi khelne layak hote aur baki hm dhundte reh jate the :-p


@Sulci_Gyri mai aaj ki baat kar raha tha


Sir, I have heard your good news is about to come. Congratulations ://twitter.com/digvijaya_28/status/671118831901798400

Sir suna hai aapki good news aane wali hai.. Badhaihttps://twitter.com/digvijaya_28/status/671118831901798400 …


Rejuvenation to help the technology upgradation - Suresh Prabhu #RailBudget2015

Kayakalp to help in Technology Upgradation - Suresh Prabhu #RailBudget2015


When it came upon yourself then let's not politicise?

Jab khud pe ayi to lets not politicise ?


@anitahsangwan No didi, this is such a good opportunity at hand, it deserves at least 24 hour outrage.

@anitahsangwan are nahi didi, itna achha mauka hath laga hai, kam se kam 24 ghante outrage to banta hai :D


Brother @imVkohli You are spoiling us with your centuries on centuries. It will create problem for you only.

Bhai @imVkohli ye century pe century lagakar aadat kharab kar rahe ho hamari. Fir tumhe hi problem hogi.


@VigneshKanda then rajini murugan should be at 6


@EchoOfIndia Brother. That only has been done! You have been made the audience. High profile audience is good for business.

@EchoOfIndia Bhai , wohi toh kiya ! Aapko audience bana liya . High profile audience business ke liye accha hai .


*Clinic*
Doc: Since when does the problem persists?
Mika:Fifteen years. Hey Ganpat, bring some beer.
Doc: This is the address of mental clinic.
Mika: *slap* *slap*

*Clinic*
Doc: Kab se pareshani hai?
Mika: Pandhraa saal, aye ganpat chal daru la.
Doc: Ye raha pagal thaane ka address
Mika: *slap* *slap*


Sir @narendramodi remove the bangles from you hands and do something against anti-nationals..

Sir @narendramodi haath me pehni choodiya utare aur desh drohiyo ko kuch kare..


@BeingSalmanKhan You were not even driving the car.

@BeingSalmanKhan tum to car v nae chala rahe the


You will vote for Owaisi only https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/884738965932306433

Vote to Owaisi ko hi dogihttps://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/884738965932306433 …


@Nomadic_Soul_ Yes that is the right thing.

@Nomadic_Soul_ haan woh toh sahi baat hai


That is also true, now everyone enjoys abusing.

wh bhi theek hi hai, ab gaali dene sabko maza aata hai. :D