if the delhiites had given so much attention, then vashi would not have reached.

@Being_Humor Itna gaur Delhi wale ne farmaya hota to Vashi nahi pahaunchta.


@Stupidosaur zakhmon par namak mat ragad


i think these talking are heartbreaking, the words are a shock.

mujhe lagta hai ye baatein dil ki, hoti lafzon ki hai dhokbaazi.


@Humor_DNA hahaa.. Hum bhi famous ho gaye


@dhaval241086 I drink sula wine nowadays. it is inexpensive, beautiful, durable and addiction is also good. @BihariTweeter @Atheist_Krishna

@dhaval241086 mein to aajkal Sula Wine peeta hu.. Sasti sundar tikau.. aur nasha mbhi mast hota hai @BihariTweeter @Atheist_Krishna


It is better if Rishab Pant have stayed back here itself and understood #GST rather than going for WI tour. #IndvsWI

WI tour pe jaane se achha Rishab Pant yahi rehkar #GST hi samjh leta itne dino me. #IndvsWI


@Alllahdin Only Pinki has accepted this hard truth. #Respect

@Alllahdin ye kathor sachchai sirf Pinki ne accept kiya hai. #Respect


I have been living along with my life. https://twitter.com/rafiology/status/890969561524191232 …

Main zindagi ka saath nibhata chala gayahttps://twitter.com/rafiology/status/890969561524191232 …


Ek joke aapko jokhim mein daal sakta hai.


even today, i do not pick up a thrown coin unless it is a #BitCoin

Beshak Main aaj bhi pheke hue paise nahin uthata Unless it ' s a #BitCoin


brother come before media and give a statement .....who are these to spread rumour.....

bhai media me aake bayan do .....sale kon hai rumor urane wala.....


Brother, you are an IITian. First get in to a relation. Then you can worry about break up.

Bhai IIT wale hai pehle relationship toh bane laundon ki, break up par nacha rahe ho.https://twitter.com/karanjohar/status/788016043830550529 …


The war between #Airtel and #Jio is nowhere less than a communal riot. All we need is peace.

Ye #Airtel aur #Jio ki Kadai kisi communal riot se kuch kam nahi .!! Humey shanti chahiye .!! Kuch kijiye .!!


@NumbYaar That's what, for those who have got nothing, he is not going to leave anything

@NumbYaar wahi to, jin logo ko mila nahi wo log ke liye kuch chhodne nahi wale ye :(


Retweet @HyperHegde : Can't comment on degree but it is true he has bachelor and our's master is also there. #KejriwalSaySorry

RT @HyperHegde : Can't comment on degree but it is true that Bachelor hai our master bhi hai #KejriwalSaySorry


my shine is being hid due to that Shiney. @Vjuneesh @Alllahdin @retardedwriter

Uss Shiney ki wajah se meri chamkaan ka huwi hai yahan. @Vjuneesh @Alllahdin @retardedwriter


nothing will happen until public rectify themselves.

jabtak public nahi sudrega tabtak kuch nahi ho sakta.


@AyeNuMe @Alllahdin your eyes are so beautiful, Ayenume.

@AyeNuMe @Alllahdin tumhari Aankhein bahot pyaari hai Ayenume


brother, which comics will be available for twenty rupees now?

bhai kaun si comics ₹20 me milti hai ab ?


brother, @GaurangBhardwa1,  i have already asked for forgiveness for my fault earlier..why are you punishing me now

Bhai @GaurangBhardwa1 galti ki maafi to pehle hi maang chuka hu.. Saza ab kyu de raha hai


atari 2600 - i also had this system which has only one game - elevator action .  I do not even know the number of joysticks i have broken.

atari 2600 - mere pass yeh system bhi tha jisme ek hi game thi - elevator action .  .  .  .  . na jaane kitne joysticks tode thi .  .  .  .  .  .


it is impossible that the movie produced by Salman brother is not good.

Salman bhai ki produce ki huvi movie achi na ho ehsa ho hi ni skta....


only those people will reach their goal who do not accept failure.

Manzil sirf unhai milti hai jo har nahi mante ..


the glass may be rising ,  but it's not getting any warmer here ,  lake of the desert,  argentina http/URL

the glass may be rising ,  but it's not getting any warmer here ,  lago del desierto ,  argentina http/URL


Bageera: mowgli has celebrated Eid and now he is celebrating Gudi Padwa also Sherkhan:This is the blood of hindu. This is the blood of muslim. now tell me what is the difference between these.

Bageera: Mowgli ne Eid manayi aur ab Gudi Padwa bhi mana raha hai
Sherkhan: YE HINDU KA KHOON YE MUSALMAAN KA KHOON BATA KYA FARAK HAI ISME.


@drpoonam There is no meaning in crying on this now, drink old monk.

@drpoonam ab iss par rone ka bhi koi matlab nahi, old monk piyo.


Not at all, that is a romantic movie. don't you like it?

Bilkul bhi nahi, romantic movie hai woh toh. Nahi pasand tumhe?


"Every body pahas met one another"pic.twitter.com/4dE5uiJDee

"Saare body parts ek doosre se mile huye hain"pic.twitter.com/4dE5uiJDee


#aaj #sabhi #superhits Lets go to watch film #bbthiseid #superdupar film

#aaj #sabhi #superhits film.dekhane chale #bbthiseid #superdupar film


Sir will definitely reach home.. but this time directly from airpohttps://twitter.com/ndtv/status/667760488843898880 …

Sir ghar to pahunch jaate.. Iss baar Airport se hi https://twitter.com/ndtv/status/667760488843898880 …


now there might be a need to use hand again pic.twitter.com/dNiffrKppK

Abhi wapas haath use karne hongepic.twitter.com/dNiffrKppK


hearty congratulation for Mahashivratri ! Shiva the first yogi. The grace of meditation . #TheBlissfulPeace salutations to Lord Shiva

Mahashivratri ki hardik shubkamnayein ! Shiva the Adiyogi ' The grace of meditation . #TheBlissfulPeace Om ! Om ! Om Namah Shivaya :)


sister-in-law Savita, Debonair & Letters to The Penthouse. and listen bald head, humanity is my only religion.

Savita Bhabhi, Debonair & Letters to The Penthouse. Aur sun takle, maanavta hi mera dharm hai.


splitsvilla has been playing on the TV by mistake.. Now there is a need to wash the TV with Ganga water.

Galti se TV pe splitsvilla lag gaya..

Ab TV ko Ganga-jal se dhona padega


@KyaUkhaadLega I have taken my new year resolution that my phone will only be in my hands and not in any other hands.

@KyaUkhaadLega hahahaha! Nee Year resolution liya hai phone mere siwa kisi ke haath mein mera phone nahi hoga


what should i do if you had chilli..https://twitter.com/ShekharGupta/status/836255154538074112 …

Tujhko mirchi lagi to main kya karun..https://twitter.com/ShekharGupta/status/836255154538074112 …


@Bodhisatvaa @bruiselee but if two friends drink tea in the same cup then ...

@Bodhisatvaa @bruiselee lekin do dost agar ek pyaale main chai piyenge toh ...


@toastingtoaster brother this is free for you  @LEDtvn

@toastingtoaster bhai tere liye free  @LEDtvn


@iamGunjanGrunge how is this ?pic.twitter.com/0b645nuTSS

@iamGunjanGrunge ye kaisi hai ?pic.twitter.com/0b645nuTSS


so the penguin/random house merger is to go ahead ?  better than it falling into murdoch's clutches .  (a mistake for tuc to sell sun 41 years ago)

so the penguin/random house merger is to go ahead ?  better than it falling into murdoch's clutches .  (a mistake for tuc to sell sun 41 yr ago)


@huh_watnow I saw a dream and these events occured

@huh_watnow dekha ek khwaab to ye silsile hue


laugh out loud, she does not even like my tweets here, I am even further away from discussion

lol, yahan mere tweets bhi like nahi karti, main toh phir bhi durr ki baat hu


@Shahrcasm it comes in the profiles of the birthday ones. this is new to market. forward it.

@Shahrcasm birthday walo ki profile me aata hai. Market me naya aaya hai forward karo


Modi has banned the free WIFI connection ... so that the Delhi people uses Ambani's free #JIO4 - Arvind kejriwal

Modi ne free WIFI ka connection band karwa diya ... taake Delhi ke log Ambani Ka free #JIO le le - Arvind kejriwal


i owe my body and soul fro the country modi sir.

Tan aur Mann desh Kay liye pranam modi ji .


A Raja : It would have been better if i could have bought bitcoins back in 2010 which would value for 1.76lakh crores

A Raja : Kaash " 2010 me 1.76 lakh crore ke Bitcoins khareed liye hote !


*Overheard*

"Sister i have heard that united kingdom has been separated from europe.. I hope you would come to the place which is in south india. . cost of filghts is also less.."

*Overheard*

"Didi maine suna hai UK alag ho gaya hai EU se.. I hope India ke south me jo jagah hai waha aa jaaye.. Flight sasti hi jaegi.."


give her a gun and send her to the border.. she will come back to senses in two hours https://twitter.com/jimmy9_girl/status/812282726480908288 …

Isko bandook de do aur border pe bhej do.. 2 ghante me akal thikaane aa jaegihttps://twitter.com/jimmy9_girl/status/812282726480908288 …


all of these have saved some time and celebrated #Diwali festival

Ye Sab time nikal ke #Diwali festival ke


@sunnysbluesky laugh out loud this poster is indecent


it might be Kashmir.. but it cannot be pakisthan.. awesome poem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cde32Yo3nzI …

Kashmir to hoga.. lekin pakistan nahi hoga.. Awesome poemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cde32Yo3nzI …


@ROFLaaLa decision will be made today Laala.


dude this is our problem right, who will be on our side brother.

Yaar apne ka problem hai na, apneka toh pyatih joke hogayela hai bhai.


what have you understood about me. who has that courage to even stare at me.

tune samjha kya hai mujhe? Kis ki jurrat jo mujhe ghur kar dekhe bhi?


Pappu left India on seventeenth February for bangkok via #Thai Airways . we do not know where he has gone after that . great enjoyment Rahul . #RahulOnLeave

Pappu left India on 17th Feb for Bang-Kok via #Thai Airways . Uske baad kaha gaye pata nahi . Waah re rangeele Rahul . #RahulOnLeave


i am fortunate to have this facility in class. it would have been good if there is a usage of chalk in the office as well.

haa haaa haaa  .  .  .  . hummare class main yeh saubhagy mujhe prapt thaa .  .  .  .  !  !  ! kaash office main bhi aise chalk use hoti .  .  .  . lol


please dude take it back .... only you can give us another world cup. please request #Dhoni

Please yaar vapas lele .... aur ek world sirf tu he dilaa sakta hai please request #Dhoni


@Hbddorku brother what are you doing. wait


@mahnoor My pleasure, good keep making great tweets like this. they will make me laugh a lot. thank you.

@mahnoor My pleasure,shabaash aisey hi badhiya tweets karrtey raho bahut hansee aatee hai khoon banta hai.Shukriya.


@someUSER cant wait for you to come to dublin on monday so excited to see you:-) &lt


@Gott_Partikel say out loudly BHARATMATAKIJAI

@Gott_Partikel jor se bolo BHARATMATAKIJAI


@HaramiParindey : Picture 1 : Bangladesh fans before the match . Picture 2 : Bangladesh fans after the match . #AsiaCupT20Final #IndvsBan https :/

RT @HaramiParindey : Pic 1 : Bangladesh fans before the match . Pic 2 : Bangladesh fans after the match . #AsiaCupT20Final #IndvsBan https :/


there are lot of people who recharges in comments

comments me to recharge sale krne wale bahut h .  .


the mother's expression in the second last illustration! super stuff

the mom's expression in the second last illustration  .  .  .  haiiiiiii !  !  !  !  !  super super stuff


it seems like our authentic "Kanya Waste" has more black money .https://twitter.com/NewsBytesApp/status/809646569200848896 …

Apne desi "Kanya Waste" ke paas bahot kaala dhan hai aisa lagta hai.https://twitter.com/NewsBytesApp/status/809646569200848896 …


inter milan transfer rumours that five players linked to the san siro in january. inter milan have started their new .  .  .  http/URL

inter milan transfer rumours: 5 players linked to the san siro in january: inter milan have started their new .  .  .  http/URL


respected brother .  .  .  it seems that guddu has seen jism movie

bhai sahab .  .  .  guddu ne jism movie dekhli lagta hai :)


every line in this route is busy
~ Sehwag

Iss root ki sabhi line vyast hai

~ Sehwag


one #SurgicalStrike should also be done by those aunties who come to my home and tell, "your kid was smoking a #Cigarette there

Ek #SurgicalStrike un Aunties ki bhi honi chahiye jo mere ghar pe aakar kahti hai Apka chora waha #Cigarette pi raha tha ...


@LaliJogan37 we are fond of you because you always stay on the ground

@LaliJogan37 hume aap pasand ho kyuki aap zameen se jude hue hai :)


@PunsTurnMeOn i will give my support for those people to cry, who has brain cancer by reading your annoying tweets.

@PunsTurnMeOn tere sandaas pun tweets padhke jinko brain cancer hota hai unko rone ko kandha deta hun.


guddu's sir: is he the penalty kick  " master " ?

guddu's sir: penalty kick  " master "  hai ky  ?  :p


she seems like the sister of Gutkha Mukesh


this time, i am having work even on the weekends. that is why i am sober

iss baar weekend par bhi kaam hai, isiliye sober.


guddu is growing up !  he is seeing and learning much more.

guddu is growing up !  bahut kuch dekh aur seekh raha hai !  :p


@Alllahdin waah!!
now you will sleep again. come out of the toilet.

@Alllahdin waah!!
Ab tu phir sojayega, loo se nikal kar.


funny ! i hoped for a better reply like #SurgicalStrike etc

ha ha ha ! funny ! mujhe to kuchh behtr reply ki ummid thi ! jaisi ki #SurgicalStrike etc


Sir @kamaalrkhan today is #WorldToiletDay, atleast gargle today.

Sir @kamaalrkhan aaj #WorldToiletDay hai, aaj toh kullla kar lo.


.@ArvindKejriwal sir ajay devgan's role is inspired from you. He and his people act as if they are inncoent. he also has no good relationship with the police.

.@ArvindKejriwal sir ajay devgn ka role aapse inspired hai. Wo aur uske log innocent hone ka natak karte hain. Uski bhi police se nahi banti


@MeetUunngLee me too, you are my brother.

@MeetUunngLee me too, tu mera Bhai hai. *HIC*


because y'all have been complaing about him allll the dam time .  .  not like me since i was in 3rd grade parker has been my main baby &lt


@Mukeshjio sir please put up one #jio tower in the district of Sukma in chattisgarh

@Mukeshjio sirji humare chattisgarh Sukma me v ek #jio ka tower lagwa dijiye 0


work is almost over with these negros and they won't see my face till monday night !

work almost over with then these negros won't see my face till monday night !


#Mahashivratri Special Shrimad Bhagavat Katha At Dighanchi , Taluka Aatpadi , District Sangali ( maharashtra ) Date : 11 February to 17 February ... http://t.co/izPtyf1TAp

#Mahashivratri Special Shrimad Bhagavat Katha At Dighanchi , Tal Aatpadi , Dist Sangali ( MH ) Date : 11 Feb to 17 Feb ... http://t.co/izPtyf1TAp


if you want to win, win the hearts. even #TRUMP can win the elections.

Jeetna hai to dilon ko jito " election to #TRUMP bhi jeet jaata hai


i think i shoud stop going for swimming now :-/


@MeetUunngLee @retardedwriter  i did not find one, only one

@MeetUunngLee @retardedwriter  ek nahi mili bhai, ek.


any way bangladeshi players will lose in eight overs https://twitter.com/bhogleharsha/status/706489888586096640 …

8 overs mein waise bhi haarenge Bangladeshihttps://twitter.com/bhogleharsha/status/706489888586096640 …


@yashikamehta04 go and do a good work?? But we the nation is with @sudhirchaudhary #SalutingSudhirChaudhry

@yashikamehta04 Accha Kaam karne niklo aur baadhaa na aye .?? But we the nation is with @sudhirchaudhary #SalutingSudhirChaudhry


salman dear bye. let us meet again to have lunch.

Salman dear bye aftari kerte ha hum prr melinge...


"i have not eaten a potato since morning, not even an onion" - Rumi

"Subah se na ek aalo bika hai, na bika hai adha kaanda" - Rumi


hail Lord sri ram .......coming soon bhajrangi brother.

Jai shri ram .......coming sooooon bjrngi bhai jan


laugh out loud go on a date, you are in a need of it.

LOL chalo date par, tumhe zaroorat hai uski.


now  itself he was scolding others' mother.. he is spreading knowledge here. pic.twitter.com/hYeqqfrNcl

Hahahaaa... Abhi doosro ki maa ko gaali de raha tha.. Yaha gyaan pell raha hai pic.twitter.com/hYeqqfrNcl


@MissKhushiSen i have heard that it is closed


kids smoke cigarettes. legends live in delhi. close the room and be safe or else die #DelhiSmog

Kids smoke "cigarettes legends live in Delhi; Kamar kaslo aur sab thik karo warna mar jao #DelhiSmog


Future Moms would be like: good kids, no one clicks selfies in bathrooms, come out.

Future Moms would be like: Achhe bachhe sandaas mein jaakar selfie nahi kheechte chalo chalo bahar aao.


you are alive just because of this type of tweets https://t.co/3oYvLQDtBC

Aesyy tweets ki wajh se he tu zindaa hain https://t.co/3oYvLQDtBC


hail aravind kejriwal.  . you are chief minister of delhi .  .  .


sneak peek: check out the twelve freebies you can get at consumer value stores on black friday !  link in the first comment:

sneak peek: check out the 12 freebies you can get at cvs on black friday !  link in the first comment:


what were you doing yesterday? Catch up?


@BLRrocKS ok sir, i wont ask to hail mother india @shakkuiyer

@BLRrocKS ok Sir I won't ask Bharat Mata ki Jai @shakkuiyer


Afridi Indians love you so much, even more than Pakistanis. Now spend some time with them in the pavilion #IndvsPak

Afridi aapko Indians bahut pyar karte hai , Pakistanis se bhi zyada . Now spend some time with them in the pavilion . ðŸ˜ #IndvsPak


@i_m_rathore from where did you find this?


@amvim janata dal (united) will lose, now Bihar will develop. #NitishKaNakliVikas

@amvim JDU jaegi har, ab aage badhega Bihar. #NitishKaNakliVikas


@KhariBiskut did not he come there till today?

@KhariBiskut Aaj tak nahi aata kya wahan?


@MrsGandhi : Everyone had met madam !!! https://t.co/9yVjyt5e87

RT @MrsGandhi : Sab mile hue hain ji !!! https://t.co/9yVjyt5e87


i am ready to come to Bombay for this thing

Iss cheez ke liye main Bambai aane taiyaar hu!


Ami tomar sathe kotha bolte chai Bhaijaan.


Rana Ayyub will definitely going to brake you bangles. https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/621148147943784449 …

Rana Ayyub to choodiyan tod legi aaj apnihttps://twitter.com/aajtak/status/621148147943784449 …


pakistan team toh ekdum hi lull ho gayi .


where have you been guys .  you seldom give any updates .  i believe something big is on .

yaar tum log kahan gayab ho gaye ho .  kitne kam updates maarte ho .  i believe something big is on .


Father : Sir my daughter is missing.

Police : how does she look? do you have any photo?

Father [shows picture in phone]

Girl appears : delete it

Father : Sir meri beti kho gayi hai.

Police : Kaisi dikhti hai? Koi photo hai?

Father [shows pic in phone]

Girl *appears* : DELETE IT.


this comes free along with the game .  .  . but seriously dude we have been playing this while we have grown up .  .  . i still miss those days .

hahaha y to game k sath free ati thi .  .  . but seriously yar isko khel khel k bade hue h hum .  .  . i still miss those days .


I am sorry, i thought you were someone else


@Heerahee he is a psycho, he talks whatever comes to his mind @_SandSurfer

@Heerahee yeh psycho hai, kuch bhi bolta hai @_SandSurfer


"Diamond is forever" - UK to India on Kohinoor

"Heera hai sada ke liye" - UK to India on Kohinoor


@KShisodia you are the one who is blind and ignorant as well

@KShisodia andhe ho tum aur ignorant bhi


Misbah: brother if we win the match tomorrow, we might need to talk in english
Afridi:pic.twitter.com/nU7F2va4j1

Misbah: Bhai kal match jeet gaye to english me bolna padega
Afridi:pic.twitter.com/nU7F2va4j1


@LoKarDi_even donkey seems to look like an angel

@LoKarDi_RT pyaar me gadhi bhi laage pari


are you in new york ?  do you want freedom for khader adnan ?  are you awesome ?  if so ,  you better be at the rally in new york ,  february 20th 4:30-7:30 at israeli embassy

are u in ny ?  do u want freedom for khader adnan ?  are u awesome ?  if so ,  u better be at the rally in ny ,  feb 20 4:30-7:30 at israeli embassy


they have won the final on 15th february itself .  .  evrything after that is bonus .  .  .  .

final to 15 feb ko jeet gaye the .  .  uske baad to bonus tha .  .  .  .


it will be, it is a tough task. perhaps mohitaryan has proposed her daughter

Hota hai, it's a tough ask. Mkhitaryan ne shayad iski beti ko propose kiya hoga


@someUSER @someUSER @someUSER no ,  it is just camden ,  eating greek food with a pumpkin .  .  .  just another wednesday .

@someUSER @someUSER @someUSER nope ,  it's just camden ,  eating greek food with a pumpkin .  .  .  just another wednesday .


@MistryMania what insult has been faced by cersei

@MistryMania Cersei ki to kya insult huee hai


do not go, i will play with you, Katti. give me my bat back .https://twitter.com/praneethhr/status/737963544063381504 …

Jaa nahi khelta main tere saath, Katti. Meri bat wapass do.https://twitter.com/praneethhr/status/737963544063381504 …


@twinitisha now do not go from here @witchybitchygalpic.twitter.com/vV1GRfHsdq

@twinitisha ab yaha se jaana mat @witchybitchygalpic.twitter.com/vV1GRfHsdq


@RubikaLiyaquat you have not told us madam that you can also ride a bike ? or, have you given a pose for this picture ? https://t.co/xNMCi7mpxi

@RubikaLiyaquat aapne bataya nahi ma'am aap bike bhi chalo leti hain ? yaa yeh pose diya tha pic k liye ? https://t.co/xNMCi7mpxi


i can do anything for money, even offend.

Paison ke liye main kuch bhi kar sakta hu, offend bhi.


#Fitness #sexy #BJP #ThursdayThoughts #RightToPrivacy


What is unbelievable is that most of the people are liking this dude including those who are not even from IITB ...

What's unbelievable is that most of the people liking this re not even from IITB ...


@PriyancaBajaj achcha hua tumne pehle nahi bola.. Itne RTs nahi milte


@i_Arhaan @NaughtyDew_ what happened brother

@i_Arhaan @NaughtyDew_ hahaha kya hua bhai


indian missiles made under modi's government .. #MakeinIndia

Modi raaj me bani bharat ki missiles .. #MakeinIndia


lack of communication from #nycdoe is very frustrating regarding reporting time for work tomorrow .  thank you #uft and @someUSER for information

lack of communication from #nycdoe very frustrating regarding reporting time for work tomorrow .  thank you #uft and @someUSER for info


when a man gets angry, much more english comes out of his mouth https://twitter.com/ShashiTharoor/status/861608665517895680 …

Jab insaan ki phat leti hai tab muh se kuch zyada hi angrezi nikalti haihttps://twitter.com/ShashiTharoor/status/861608665517895680 …


@TweetErrant fake laughter.. even i could not laugh at this worst tweet

@TweetErrant fake hasi.. Is ghatiya tweet pe to mujhe bhi hasi nahi aayee


yesterday i have met with an accident. i am so lucky that i broke only one thigh bone, it was a nice experience. #tweetslikegareebguy

Kal gaadi ke niche a gaya. Kismat achi thi ki ek taang toot gayi, acha daam mila. #tweetslikegareebguy


Salman bhaaaiiiii ilovee uuu alooottt...


@indiantweeter Ankit, it seems that your kurta also has the same color

@indiantweeter Ankit tera kurta wohi colour ka lag raha hai bhai :-/


@UnSubtleDesi we will not break this friendship @Atheist_Krishnapic.twitter.com/bEAs9vYoHq

@UnSubtleDesi ye dosti hum nahi todenge... @Atheist_Krishnapic.twitter.com/bEAs9vYoHq


Horse: say what do you want?
Sonakshi Sinha: i will have a ride, i will have a ride, i will have a ride

Horse: Bata kya legi?
Sonakshi Sinha: sawaar loon, haaye sawaar loon, sawaar loon haaye sawaar loon


@DhoniMS7 is it like your sister-in-law?

@DhoniMS7 wo bhabhi ke barabar hai kya ?


Whatever it might be, anushka sister-in-law is hot.

Kuch bhi bolo anushka bhabhi hot lag rahi hai.


"if you do this as well, what shall we do?" - Papa Ranjeethttps://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/844983351090053120 …

"Ye bhi tum karo toh hum kya karenge?" - Papa Ranjeethttps://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/844983351090053120 …


some people come here early in the morning after eating a large spoon of anti-national chyawanprash.

Kuch log yahan subah subah ek bada chamach anti-national chyawanprash khaa kar aate hai.


@_ePerceptions everyone's success will be retweet


they better take joe to the pet semetary .  .  .  they may never win again

they better take joe pa to the pet semetary .  .  .  they may never win agdin


and if you are from maryland ,  early voting has been extended until tomorrow at 9pm .  please go and vote !

and if you're from maryland ,  early voting has been extended until tomorrow at 9pm .  please go vote !


@BurgerrB, have you given your heart, beloved?


Yeah, because vegetarians never say things like "you also eat everthing we eat".https://twitter.com/fact/status/892138299745292289 …

Yeah, because vegetarians never say things like "tum bhi to khaate ho hamare khaane ka khaana".https://twitter.com/fact/status/892138299745292289 …


@ROFLaaLa i thought Gainda Swamy would come.. but Siddharth Malhotra came at once dude @Being_Humor

@ROFLaaLa mujhe laga Gainda Swamy aayega.. ye to Siddharth Malhotra nikla.. Ekdun dude @Being_Humor


This #Morkel wicket looked like #Dhoni telling one #CSK teammate to get bowled by another CSK teammate .. Ye IPL hai ya #WorldCup2015 BC


Thank god KOI MIL GAYA was made in 2003, if it is made now, then Jadu will only search for sunlight, but what he gets is only #pollution.

Thank "god KOI MIL GAYA was made in 2003 Abhi bani hoti to Jadu dhup dhup krta rehta aur milta sirf #pollution.


shall i make my home in a school like this.

aise school mein toh apna ghar bana loon .  .  .


it is good that i recall my childhood  .  .  .  .  always mom and dad gives their best to children

sahi hai bachpan yaad aa gya  .  .  .  .  always mom dad gives their best to children :)


@Dishasatra @Ra_Bies every mad person feels that he is not mad. You are Disha Awasthi.

@Dishasatra @Ra_Bies aise har pagal insaan ko lagta hai woh pagal nahi hai. You are Disha Awasthi.


people who take care of public relations never fear anything


Kingo ... are there something in the vehicle ? #DilwaleOnSony https://t.co/6qoSjTDhhw

Kingo ... Gaadi me kuch the kya ? #DilwaleOnSony https://t.co/6qoSjTDhhw


Dude @udaychopra he is feeling bored, make one film.

Yaar @udaychopra bore ho raha hai, ek film bana de.


.@AazadPanchhi does not belong to either of them


now life is incomplete ... without girls, sweets & @SRKswarrior1 brother's tweets. both of them always win our hearts.

Zindagi adhuri hai ab ... without Ladkiyaan sweets & @SRKswarrior1 bhai ke tweets :D Sale dono dil jeet lete hai hamesha !!


@dhaikilokatweet dimaag ki kalaiyo ka behetareen upyog


@hotsrkfan there is success ahead of fear, that is why #NaamBanteHainRiskSehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tybez0kwACg …

@hotsrkfan Darr ke aage jeet hai tabhi to #NaamBanteHainRiskSehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tybez0kwACg …


@iamsonisinghal hehe.. Aap bhi kam nahi ho


@AlexandruC4 : #BREAKING : Russia establishes military base in Palmyra , after driving islamic state of iraq and syria https://t.co/j8xnKTGyYe

RT @AlexandruC4 : #BREAKING : Russia establishes military base in Palmyra , after driving ISIS https://t.co/j8xnKTGyYe


@tushargaando brother,  it is not kept to frighten anyone @runjhunmehrotra

@tushargaando bhai darane ki ni rakhi hai @runjhunmehrotra


@someUSER i want to see white arrows at north star bar on saturday and @someUSER studio session on wednesday ! ! !

@someUSER i want to see white arrows at north star bar sat + @someUSER studio session on wed !  !  !


if aliens observed earth to learn about us ,  i wish they would watch the olympics .  rather than mardis gras or the 4th of july .  .  .

if aliens observed earth to learn about us ,  i wish they'd watch the olympics .  rather than mardis gras or the 4th of july .  .  .


dude you cannot do anything . . . please support modi . . . he is powerful

yaar aap kuch nhi kar payegi  .  .  .  plz modi ko support karo  .  .  .  he is powerful


my heart was alone. you played such a game. i stay up all night in your memories

Mera dil tha akela, tune khel aisa khela, teri yaad mein paadu raat bhar...


if we also find the full box of sweets, then that will not give enjoyment

aaj agar ladoo ka pura dabba bi mil jaye to vo maja nahi aaega :(


Two times chapathi and one time momos daily


now you have been talking a lot. thiank before you talk or else..

Ab tu jada he bolne lagi hai..soch kar bat kar warna...


"I have told him to concentrate on studies!" - parents of those who bowled to Pranav Dhanawade

"Kaha tha isko, padhai pe dhyaan do!" - parents of those who bowled to Pranav Dhanawade


@MeetUunngLee i have found you @Alllahdin @retardedwriterpic.twitter.com/yMWctTPxKG

@MeetUunngLee tu mil gaya mujhe @Alllahdin @retardedwriterpic.twitter.com/yMWctTPxKG


we used to fight a lot over chalk during our times

chalk ki bahut mara mari thi apne time mein .  .  .


@rinib1 neelabh misra will tell a good story at 9.45pm on 92.7 FM - very good - i will tweet on more tweet tomorrow with honesty

@rinib1 92.7 FM pay neelabh misra 9.45 pm pay achee story sunate hain - bahut badiya - will tweet 1 more tomorrow - on honesty


@shreekantmundra janata dal (united) will lose, now Bihar will develop. #NitishKaNakliVikas

@shreekantmundra JDU jaegi har, ab aage badhega Bihar. #NitishKaNakliVikas


@Lucky_Reyy doctor student will not be poor .

@Lucky_Reyy doctor student gareeb nai hota .


tell me which one of you are going to give Jack Daniel's, then drink as you wish. i will also drink it for free

Ye batao tum dono mein se JD pila kaun raha hai, phir jisse chahiye waise piye. Main bhi piyunga free mein.


pictures: the "koun banega crorepathi" episode on sony on november 4. A treat for all the big bhai and Sharukh khan fans .  http/URL @someUSER #fb

pics: the kbc episode on sony on november 4 .  a treat for all the big b and srk fans .  http/URL @someUSER #fb


bulla this picture has come in whatsapp pic.twitter.com/yXnEHB2he1

bulla ye pic aaye hai on WA pic.twitter.com/yXnEHB2he1


Madam, @Bainjal how much should send you on paytm for attaching handle to the book

Maam @Bainjal kitaab mera bhi handle daalne ke kitne paytm karu ?


greetings to my brother. please do not tease us.

babu bhaiya ko pranam...hamare maze na lein :)


@_SandSurfer has done it at night. it is mandatory. keep quiet

@_SandSurfer raat ko kiya tha. mandatory hai. chup ho ja


@Bihar_ke_lala have met ankit once. 6 different STDs have been made

@Bihar_ke_lala ankit se haath milaya tha ek bar. 6 alag alag STDs ho gayi.


@shivanimehra86 i have seen you in the streets of the okhla city of delhi, for sure. my face? take this  pic.twitter.com/CKkRvPJu7I

@shivanimehra86 Tumko dekha hai maine Dilli ki sadkon par, Okhla. Pakka. Meri shakal? Ye lopic.twitter.com/CKkRvPJu7I


it is my islam and it is my religion. there is one god and there is one qhuram. What will you make us understand?

Mera Islam mera mazhab. Ik allha ik qhuran . Tu kya samjaye ga hume


@Footloose_Free Jis jis ko udhaari di hai.. wapas le lo


i spoke too soon . flight just got cancelled . looks like i am stranded in calgary . i will try again tomorrow. i hope i make it #iycsask .

i spoke too soon .  flight just cancelled .  looks like i'm stranded in calgary .  i'll try again tomorrow am !  eek ,  i hope i make it #iycsask .


@someUSER please tv5 just get that sucker's leg broken for me on saturday please ! !

@someUSER pls tv5 just get that sucker's leg (rvp) broken 4 me on saturday pls !  !


this sir is a devotee of only those people who has been roamig in search of proof for #SurgicalStrike till yesterday

ye sahab unhi logon ke bhakt hain " jo kal tak #SurgicalStrike ke proof mangte ghoomte thhe .


@kaalia_bhatt dude, i do not feel like i want to do it


forget whatever has happened yesterday night.. just like veer and hello brother forgetting it.

Kal raat ko jo hua. Sab bhool jaao.. Jaise veer aur hello brother bhool gaye the


sir this program is yours..whenever you become fit ....https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/885782518120693760 …

sir aap hi ka program hai...jab aap fit ho jayien....https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/885782518120693760 …


why are you playing upon a single mms. are you all crazy.

ek mms par itna lafda q yar  .  .  .  r u all crazy


super  .  .  .  it is fun .  .  . we have just kept studying and could not move from that place.

superb  .  .  .  maja hi aa gya .  .  . hum to padhte padhte hi  .  .  .  jagah se na uth paye


do not forget that mitch daniels is going to be on steven colbert's show on thursday .  do you think this will come up as a topic ?

don't forget mitch daniels is going to be on steven colbert's show thursday .  think this will come up as a topic ?


I do not understand these hifi washrooms in 5 star hotels, brother, where should i wash my hands and where should i pee.

Don't understand these high five washrooms in 5 stars, bhai haath kahan dhona hai aur susu kahan karni?


@misery_star all girls are fans of krishna @witchybitchygal @Atheist_Krishna

@misery_star saari ladkiya Krishna ki fan hai @witchybitchygal @Atheist_Krishna


my mother is going to jacksonville saturday, i would go but she would not let me because i am on punishment.

my mama going to jacksonville saturday  , i would go but she want let me  , i'm on  " punishment "  .  !


so what was supposed to happen next ?. you make it sound like you planted RDX in the lab or something! I do not get you, man !

so wot was supposed to happen next ??. U make it sound like U planted RDX in the lab or something !!! I dont get U , man !


friends, i have noticed just now that people every where are sad after listening to the news that india has lost.

yyaaro abhi abhi notice kiya  .  . jese hi news aai ki i ndia haar gya .  .  .  . to sab jagah dukhi ka maahol .  .


is you watch not working brother ...even i had a useless watch as yours..i have sent it on OLX.

watch band pad gai kya bhai aapki ....mere pass b thi apki jaisi ek bekar watch..maine OLX pe bech di


@tathagata2 : Attended a meditation session with Sri Sri Ravi Shankar ji at Agartala . Afterwards I had taken him to dinner at Raj Bhavan . Great evening

RT @tathagata2 : Attended a meditation session with Sri Sri Ravi Shankar ji at Agartala . Afterwards had him to dinner at Raj Bhavan . Great e


give them thread and needle along with the fevi-kwik

fevi-quick ke sath sath sui dhaaga bhi de do unko


going to finish watching the vow tomorrow , it is such a cute movie

going to finish watching the vow tomorrow  ,  its such a cute movie c:


after watching the running of #kohli and #rohit, i feel that they will not go runout today.. #INDvAUS @BCCI

#kohli aur #rohit ki running dekh ke lag rha ki aaj dono run - out nhi hone wale ... #INDvAUS @BCCI


@Aribers whatever it is, eating Double Rotti is a bad luck.

@Aribers jo bhi hai . Double Rotti khana is bad naseebi


friends come fast. it has already been 4:14


.@JhaSanjay how much do you take to have your mouth shut ?pic.twitter.com/xsw4NcXJ7t

.@JhaSanjay muh band karne ke kitne lega ?pic.twitter.com/xsw4NcXJ7t


7@PJ_CRACKER brother, do people eat chicken or potato curry after drinking?

@PJ_CRACKER bhai peene ke baad aadmi Chicken khayega ya aloobki sabzi?


brother it is done #TedeMedeHoKeJaanaHai


husbands get easily entangled with others' wives  https://twitter.com/swetlanakorni/status/814497553077047296 …

Husbands badi asaani se fanste hai.. doosro ki biwiyo se  https://twitter.com/swetlanakorni/status/814497553077047296 …


now, sir wil also give a proof  @ArvindKejriwalpic.twitter.com/gciV3NQu8g

ab sirji bhi proof denge  @ArvindKejriwalpic.twitter.com/gciV3NQu8g


@mesmerizer_i : For me 2nd October is not gandhi jayanti.i celebrate the birthday of great great lal bahadur shastri ji, gandhi was a self proclaimed  mahatma.

RT @mesmerizer_i : For me 2 Oct isn't gandhi jayanti.me celebrating d bday of great great l b shastri ji , gandhi was a self proclaimed " mahat


knowing the movie industry in kumasi ,  a movie which is titled  "ayariga for president "  may not be too far away .  please don't disappoint me#boxoffice

knowing the movie industry in kumasi ,  a movie a titled  " ayariga for president "  may not be too far away .  please don't disappoint me#boxoffice


"people are standing in the line of ATM since hours and why can not you stand for some time" pic.twitter.com/QqPMLj4VE5

"Log ATM ki line main ghanto khade hain aur tum thoda der khada nahi rakh sakte" pic.twitter.com/QqPMLj4VE5


@BakwasRadio @Ra_Bies brother your display picture has killer looks.

@BakwasRadio @Ra_Bies Bhaai kaatilaana DP


Is guddu wathcing the parade alone ? where is shan, brother?

guddu akela hi parade dekh raha hai ?  ?  ?  shan kaha hai bhai ?  ?  ?  ?


If someone sells snacks outside of Zeetv, won't you accept it as a businees? #MakeInIndia #Vikas #ModiOnZee #Modi

kya zeetv ke bahar agar koi pkode bechta hai to aap usey Business nahi mante ji ? #MakeInIndia #Vikas #ModiOnZee #Modi


When Bangladesh has not got no ball #then where are your tears? #brangelina

Jab Bangladesh ko NO ball nahi diya #TabKahanTheTumhareAansoo? #Brangelina


@Bababenarasi Please fill mine or Mohammed

@BabaBenarasi bhar de kholi meri ya mohammed


We too have roamed with lots of enjoyment

bade maje se ghuma karte the hum bhi ,  .  ,  .  ;-)


@RegaJha Chinese products are either overrated or underrated

@RegaJha China ka maal.. Chale to chand tak.. Nahi to shaam tak


i did not like one thing about you #Salman_Bhai. i knew that you are busy but you will not know that thing until you contact me. even i cannot clear my point.

Ek bAat apki achchi nhi lgI... #Salman_Bhai... mekO pTa h aP bZy h bt vO bAat apKo ptA nhi chl paegi jab tak aP mekO cntct nhi krenge m apni bAat v clear nhi kr paunga


*titanic hits the ice*   Mumbai Cop: Park your ship aside and show me your licence card

*titanic hits the iceberg*
Mumbai Cop: Chal side la laav ship, chal lie-sense kaad lie-sense.


@Sha_umang is the admin of the house, it is ok


Study once, Protest often. #JNUhttps://twitter.com/aajtak/status/699772450943315968 …

Padhaai ek baar, protest baar baar. #JNUhttps://twitter.com/aajtak/status/699772450943315968 …


@DelhiPolice even after calling police fo 3 times, they couldn't have shut the Dj. what to do with them!

@DelhiPolice 3 baar call Karne par police ek DJ nahin band karwa Sakti. Ussey aur kya umeed karien.


@PrachiSharma707 ghalib could not have written as many couplets in a day as many as you have tweeted #Respect.

@PrachiSharma707 Ghalib ne ek din mein itne dohe nahi likhe hinge jitna apne tweet kar diya #Respect :P


It is good that #trump has informed earlier #Modi that he is arriving at the year ending. Otherwise, he might have boarded a flight to US.

Acha hua #Trump ne #modi Ko year ending me aane ko pahle he kehdiya " warna ye kal Subha ki flight se US chalejata


The carpet is kept in red colour to put on the red colour on the carpet. pic.twitter.com/0h39X0DgEm

Laal rang mein, laal daal ke, laal carpet lagvayipic.twitter.com/0h39X0DgEm


Raja has fell in love with Rani. he has demented at the first sight.

Raja ko rani se pyar hogaya, pehli nazar mein bawla bekaar hogaya.


Bhavya solanki, You would love such schools than that of ours

bhavya solanki you'd love such schools than ours xd


This water purifier is made using the latest technology of japan. yes, brother, Our technology  is grazing grass

Japan ki aadhunik taknik se bana water purifier, haan bhai hamari taknik toh ghaas char rahi hai.


@someUSER friday is the main day !  knicks vs heat

@someUSER friday's the main day !  !  !  !  knicks vs heat


A historic day in Indian politics. Swept the broom and lost th flower. Modi has asked Shah that "What is a small mistake ???" #DelhiDecides

A historic day in Indian politics Chal Gayee jhaadoo Mit gaya phool Modi pooche shah se Chote kya ho gayee Bhool ??? #DelhiDecides


All the very best girl. But always remember that you are the best. the awesomest the way you are

all the very best girl  .  .  .  but always remember that u r the best  .  .  the awesomest the way u r  .  .  .  .  :)


@aloknath sir, you are toiling around the same statement

.@aloknath sir aap baat ko ghuma rahe hain :)


Sir, Please come to odisha for promotion whenever possible.

Sir ? Aap kabhi promotion ke liye odisha ayiye plz


@Syed_Zaider @ZainabHanif One line :: Very good friendly nature, a good friend , Just you lures me and eat good food .

@Syed_Zaidier @ZainabHanif One line :: bohat acchi friendly nature hai , acchi dost ho , bass achay achay khaane dikha dikha k khaati ho ðŸ˜¢ðŸ’”


they want to look through eyes of the shark. https://twitter.com/Roflindian/status/666585892413280256 …

Unhe shark ki nigahon se dekhna chahiye.https://twitter.com/Roflindian/status/666585892413280256 …


Pakisthan media is shouting that #TRUMP is #threatened

Paki media Chilla rhi #TRUMP ne #Dhamkaya hai !


Himesh is the crownless King of the hearts of the people.

janta ke dilon ka betaaj baadshah hai Himesh.


@Gurmeetramrahim thank u sweeet sweeeet papa ji


@kingjulian147 @Allahdin lets love each other at the fullest

@kingjulian147 @Alllahdin khullam khulla pyar karenge him dono


"Sister, shall we start Independence day preparations?". Barkha Dutt: "ok sister, how many days left till 14th august?"

"Behen independence day ki taiyariyan shuru kar din?"
Barkha Dutt: " Haan behen, 14 August ko din hi kitne bache hain"


@Rajsan2012 yes @RegaJha everyone understood @timesofindia

@Rajsan2012 haan @RegaJha samaj gayee @timesofindia


What is this! The band bangs only at the end always #IndvsSA

Ye kya he ... Last me hi Band Baj jati he hamesha #IndvsSA


we will get what we must get, you will only get failure.https://twitter.com/EffSyFaloodaxD/status/712701631406669825 …

Hamein jo milna hai milega, tumhe sirf haar hi milegi.https://twitter.com/EffSyFaloodaxD/status/712701631406669825 …


@sona2905 : ' hail mother india ' is not open to debate : Amit Shah https://t.co/4LxBXK7Oel

RT @sona2905 : ' Bharat Mata ki jai ' not open to debate : Amit Shah https://t.co/4LxBXK7Oel


@NumbYaar @jaybeelwar keep standing silently until you are asked to sit. This is TL but not your own house.

@NumbYaar @jaybeelwar Jab tak baithne ke liye na kaha jaaye, chup chap khade raho. Yeh TL hai tumhare baap ka ghar nahin.


stop it sister, do not cry. it is holi tomorrow, save some water.

Bas kar bahen, ro mat. Kal holi hai, thoda pani bacha le.


@indiantweeter brother, Nobody have seen it. Why do you want somebody to execute you! @facepalm92

@indiantweeter bhai kisi ne nahi dekha. Kyu chah raha hai ki koi tere naam ki supari de de! @facepalm92


@Sychlops brother everything was done slowpoke

@Sychlops bhai kal sab kuch ho chuka hai slowpoke


there is no chance of falling down from this seat

is seat me girne ka koi chance nhi hai .  .  .  . :p


Don't worry friends, after few days his confession of break up will definetly come.

tension mat lo dosto  .  .  thode din baad iska break up wala confession bhi aayega  .  .  pakka  .  .


Main mazak kar raha tha. Tum toh bigad gayi


Roz ka naya natak, petrol nahi ladki ka bhaav khaana hogaya.https://twitter.com/PTI_News/status/717028240670339072Â â€¦


And we will make them cry more, @TimesNow.

aur hum unko aur zyada rulaenge @TimesNow


@pillya, thank you Azam. @1CricFan brother you are very good.

@pillya thank you Azam @1CricFan bhai ... aap bahut achche ho :)


@someUSER I don't see edwards doing anything but racing hard on thursday in duels on @someUSER I'm sure he will be smart though !

@someUSER i don't see c .  edwards doing anything but racing hard on thurs in duels on @someUSER i'm sure he will be smart though !


@Funny_Deol @imrkathi till when will BJP remain silent, it has to speak up on someday
#BiharKaJaichandShatrughan

@Funny_Deol @imrkathi akhir kab tak bjp rahegi khamosh kabhi to bolna hi padega

#BiharKaJaichandShatrughan


This is the reality of huge universities like #JNU and #DU i.e to enjoy from money paid by taxpayers and then to use abusive words for our soldiers. @narendramodi

Yahi Haqeeqat hai #JNU aur #DU jaise bade university ki 0 Hamare tax k paise pe aish 0 Aur fir desh aur Jawanon ko gaali 0 @narendramodi


Har Har Mahadev', 'BamBam Bhole', 'Om Namah Shivah', Happy #Mahashivratri @Modi_G @Pragnik @Drshobha @bond_004

Har Har Mahadev .. BamBam Bhole .. Om Namah Shivah .. Happy #Mahashivratri @Modi_G @Pragnik @Drshobha @bond_004


@Vyomnaut well said, I think the case was a fraud.

@Vyomnaut sahi kaha.. Mujhe to jhoota case lagta hai


#ModiG Now, stop it, till when will you steal #UP with the help of #EVM, now go for a trip to #America with #Trump.#HoliHai

#ModiG Ab Bus bhi Karo " kabtalak chorhte Rahoge 0 Le liye #UP #EVM ki Madad se " Ab jao ghumne #America #Trump k PAS 0 #HoliHai


Darling let's make a scene for tonight.- Ranaji

Jaanu, aaj raat ka scene bana le - Ranaji


For this game what not I had done, I hope those old days can be brought back.

is game ke liye kya kya nahi kiya  .  .  .  .  .  .  kash koi le aye vo previous din :(


Uncle has made a nice hot building. https://twitter.com/vallyetta/status/642949881921802240 …

Unkle ne mast garma garam imarti banayee hai..  https://twitter.com/vallyetta/status/642949881921802240Â â€¦


Thank you buddy, Sometime good photos are captured.

Thnks buds! Kabhi kabhi aajate hai achhe photos


It's wrong to say, "Now, the camel has come under mountain.", for Tanmay Bhatt. Should be "Now the elephant is under the mountain".

It's wrong to say "ab aaya oont pahad ke neeche" for Tanmay Bhatt. Should be ab aaya haathi pahad ke neeche.


@LEDtvn hum ssamne wale ki shakal dekh kar rate lagate hai


Gaaliyo pe kiska copyright hota hai bhala.


Hey brother, someone tell me how to talk?

are bhai...kese kare bat ye toh batao koi....


People with suit worth million can't wear Khadi, it will be uncomfortable, by the way tea seller can defintely wear it. This is the whole scene and reality.

10 lakh ka suit wale khadi nahi pahen sakte .  uncomfortable hota hai .  vase chai wale jaror pahen sakte hai .  kya hai majra aur kya hai hakikat .


Thanks Sengar Sahab! After your tweet moonlight is added to us.

Shukriya Sengar Sahab! Aapke tweet ke baad toh aur chaar chaand lag gaye!


Indian youth on twitter thinking that - We have not won against Australia yet, but how would we win final with NZ? #NZvSA

Australia ke saath abhi jeete nahi hai, magar NZ ke saath final kaise jeetenge iss soch mein bhartiya yuvak on twitter. #NZvSA


@clued_up_chic No, you come, you have done dusting only, you have to do wiping.

@clued_up_chic nahi tum aajao, pocha hai sirf tumhe pocha lagaana padega bas :-*


@slimswamy brother now campus, no information.

@slimswamy Bhaiya ab campus koi khabar nahi


modi ki tyre puncture ho rahi hai .  .  .  .


@LoKarDi_RT, why are you taking (his) side?

@LoKarDi_RT tu kyu side le raha hai? :-/


@someUSER, good point! Ash Wednesday isn't a day of obligation? I've never missed one.

@someUSER good point !  ash wednesday isn't a day of obligation ?  i've never missed one .


@WatDaDuck_ Brother I was initailly retweeting you only. I will be thankful to @twinitisha for whole life.

@WatDaDuck_ bhai starting to me aap hi RT karte tha.. Hum to aapke aavhari ta-umr rahenge @twinitisha


Yesterday night, Kanhaiya Kumar became hero. Till tonight, he will have become the the CM of Aam Aadmi Party, too. 'Jai ho Bharat!'

Kal raat ko Kanhayia Kumar hero bana tha.. Aaj raat tak to wo Aam Aadmi Party ka CM bhi ban jayega.. Jai ho Bharat!!!


@Alllahdin thanks you didn't talk about drink else our carnivores public will drink whisky by cuuting our veins.

@Alllahdin achha hua daaru ki baat nahi ki, nas kaat kar usmein se whisky pi jaaye hamaari aadam khor janta!


@ohhmygold Tell me have to be funny? Explain!

@ohhmygold Accha funny kaise hotey hai ! samjhana !


After Produce 101 success , Mnet to launch boy band survival show - Korea Times https://t.co/9nMDmLJ0sA

After '''' Produce 101 '''' success , Mnet to launch boy band survival show - Korea Times https://t.co/9nMDmLJ0sA


Seriously! From where do these people come? Anything! #Hilarious #Bitcoin

Seriously ... Kaha se aate hai ye log ... kuch bhi .. #Hilarious #Bitcoin


#Bail4SalmanYnot4Bapuji Hey people of this country, get some tears in eyes.

#Bail4SalmanYnot4Bapuji

Aye mere watan ke logon zara aankh mein bhar lo paani.


@HathwalaThakur hahaa.. Hope tere ghar aisa na ho


Make an call from Yograj Uncle. Serve him the biryani of Shabnam aunty. Show him the photo of Hazel bhabhi. Atleast someone do something.

Yograj uncle se phone karao. Shabnam aunty ke hath ki biryani khilao. Hazel bhabhi ki photo dikhao. Kuch to karao koi yaar.


This is not your fault. Where do general people get admission?!

isme teri koi galti nahi hai  ,  general walo ko admission kaha milta hai :/


For drinking you don't have to think, just let your tears come out.

Pine ke liye socha hi nahi aansoo nikaalne honge :'(


#MumbaiTaughtMe that knowing the local language is like winning half the war.

#MumbaiTaughtMe DAT Knowing the local language is like Half war win .


@PrernaBisht11 have you also finished all your work like me and are you going to watch badminton now? #pvsindhu

@PrernaBisht11 di aap bhi meri tarah saari padhai khatam karke abhi badminton dekhne jaa rahe ho ? #pvsindhu


.@oothikicha bro come back, dont take it to heart.

.@oothikicha bhai wapis aa ja. Dil pe mat le.


Yerwada to Sanjay Dutt is like lonavala to Mumbaikar's, got in the mood, went for it.

Yerwada to Sanjay Dutt is like lonavala to Mumbaikar's, mood aaya chale gaye.


#MySalaryIsLike "bro, lend me some money please"

#MySalaryIsLike "bhai kuch paise udhaar de de"


@dhaval241086 I clicked on the block button by mistake.

@dhaval241086 abe galti se block button dab gaya..


Neither a street, nor a job, just the increase of crime #FailedCMNitish

Na sadak na naukri
bas badh rahi gundagardi #FailedCMNitish


@bhaiyyajispeaks were always with you, brother.

@bhaiyyajispeaks Hum to hamesha aapke saath hai Bhaiyya ji


WTH? Me hot?
*khushi ke aansoo*
Hot aap ho


guddu is unwell . . . . . . Hes probably feeling the same amount of heat that the Delhi summer provides . . . . . . . . :p :d

guddu ki to halat kharab hai .  .  .  .  .  .  use to ab itni garmi lag rhi hogi jitni ki delhi ki summer me lagti h .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  :p :d


Sir plase reply ... Weve been waitig for a long time :(

Sir plz reply us ... Hum kab se rah dekh rahe hai apki :(


@IamMansoorKhan this is also nice, one month for fan

@IamMansoorKhan ye bhi accha hai Ã°Å¸ËœÂ ONE MONTH FOR FAN


my trick or treating will happen tomorrow night, at walgreens, in the candy aisle.

my trick or treating will happen tomorrow night .  . at walgreens .  .  .  . in the candy aisle .


Brother, everyone in Kolkata is ready, come to Kolkata once

bhaijan kolkata ka har log ready.....up ekbar kolkatame aajao


@imjadeja sir, you were amazing, you played well, proud of you #IndvsPak

@imjadeja sirji aap toh cha gaye !! Kya khela apne !! Proud of you #IndvsPak


The #Ban of #Trump is understandable, but these guys from #kuwait have all become an #RSS #Agent

#Trump ka toh #Ban chalo samajh me aata hai 0 Lekin ye #kuwait wale kab se #RSS ke #Agent ho gaye 0


I will open the throw, the instant it touches it’ll be a six

throw to mai hi kholunga baba .  .  .  .  touch krte hi sixer


India’s batsmen may or may not have learnt something from this match, but they definitely learnt 10-12 new cuss words from virat.

India ke batsmen is match se kuch aur seekhe na seekhe, virat se 10-12 nayi gaaliyan jarur seekhenge.


Guddu bro, there’s something called road safety, ask your mom and dad to get you a helmet

bhai guddu .  .  . road safety naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai .  .  . pappa mumma ko boliyo helmet ke liye


They could have put the unemployment newspaper here as well.

isme unemployment newpaper bhi latka dete .  .  .


Its better if you dont see this https://twitter.com/prithurajsingh/status/703826894328721408 …

Aap na hi dekhein toh achha hai  https://twitter.com/prithurajsingh/status/703826894328721408Â â€¦


@AapGhumaKeLeyLo Now both of them have been standing in the water for so long, that theyre clean. @Being_Humor @tweetfromRaghu

@AapGhumaKeLeyLo ab dono itni derr se paani me khade hai.. To saaf ho gaye @Being_Humor @tweetfromRaghu


Today I will hack @iamGunjanGrunge ‘s account. Lets see how many girls he flirst with, pic.twitter.com/8i2HUD4C4a

aaj @iamGunjanGrunge ka ac hack karke dekhta hu kitni ladkiyo se ek saath flirt karta haipic.twitter.com/8i2HUD4C4a


Its made clear that his life goals are just, peeing. https://twitter.com/mitandas/status/839497432597581824 …

Inke jeewan ka uddesh sirf susu karna hai aisa maloom hota hai.https://twitter.com/mitandas/status/839497432597581824Â â€¦


@Localheroin @kitAnurag this is a video of his ‘mundan’.

@Localheroin @kitAnurag iske mundan ka hi video hai


#MinimumBalance #GST the people who chant Modis name should be embarresed now, no more hopes from #NDA. #ManmohanSingh was far better.

#MinimumBalance #GST sharam aane chahiye ab to Modi Modi Kehne walo Bhako ko .. No More Hopes From #NDA .. #ManmohanSingh was far better


@TweetErrant wadiya, when’s Germany leaving?

@TweetErrant wadiya.. Germany kab jaa raha hai


@BrushUrTeeth_03 basically you dont want to answer the question thats being asked. Alright, remember this.

@BrushUrTeeth_03 matlab jo puchha hai uska jawab nahi de rahe ho, theek hai. Koi na, yaad rakho.


.@Atheist_Krishna cold has reached ypur brain,'chote' @dhaval241086pic.twitter.com/PHwW9uuU4D

.@Atheist_Krishna thand tere dimaag me ghus gayee hai chote @dhaval241086pic.twitter.com/PHwW9uuU4D


She plays faster innings than #Dhoni and #Kholi.

Yeh to #Dhoni aur #Kohli se tez inning khelti hai ...!


Brother we don't have to give Kashmir to Pakistan by voting Congress."if they were anti-muslim then they haven't ban #TripleTalaq" Understood?

Bhai hme Congress ko vote dekar Kasmir Pakistan ko nhi deni "hai Muslim virodhi hote to #TripleTalaq pe ban nhi hota " samjhe


"Name : Viv Richards Fathers Name : Master Dinanath Richards Mothers Name : Suhasini Richards Home Town : Mandva" - remains in Viv's drafts

"Naam : Viv Richards
Baap ka naam : Master Dinanath Richards
Maa ka naam : Suhasini Richards
Gaanv : Mandva"
- remains in Viv's drafts


Dont leave your seats. #RahulGandhi will be back soon, right after this break. #RahulOnLeave

Baite rahiye , kahi na jaayiye ... #RahulGandhi jald hi lautenge ek chote se break ke baad . #RahulOnLeave


Thanks bro, lets just hope the love stays alive. Please subscribe.

Thanks bhai bas pyar barkarar rahe, subscribe kar lijiyega


Kejriwal - Mr.Modi, your degrees are fake. Modi- Yeah, I got them made from your friend, Mr.Tomar.

Kejriwal - Modi ji ye aapki Degrees fake hain . Modi- Maalum hai ... AAPke Tomar ji se hi toh banwaai hain .


Salman, may your film becomes Superhit, breaks all the record. May your film get nominated in Guiness Book of world record. Whether you reply or not we will continue to pray for you."Amen"

Salman ji aapki film super duper hit ho.sare record break kre.Ginnes book of record me naam ho jaye aapki film ka.Aap reply kro ,ya na kro ham to aapke liye pray krte hi rahenge.Amen!!!!


@Madan_Chikna bas tu ladki taiyaar rakh.


Because all Pakistani looks like Umar Akmal. https://twitter.com/mahnoor/status/808363001963167744 …

Kyuki saray pakistani umar akmal jese dikhtay hainhttps://twitter.com/mahnoor/status/808363001963167744Â â€¦


@_Alisha_Francis you haven’t Whatsapped me recently

@_Alisha_Francis mujhe to aajkal Whatsapp nahi kiya tumne


@UnSubtleDesi brother did'nt compare with Kapil the IITian.That is enough. @AdvancedMaushi

@UnSubtleDesi bhai Kapil the IITian se compare nahi kiya.. Yehi kafi hai  @AdvancedMaushi


When i was a kid, I used to dream of this kind of a school. Guess I’m not the only one who imagined how it would be to live life in a parallel universe.

when i was a kid ,  even i use to dream this kind of school .  .  .  guess i am not the only one who imagine to live life in a parallel universe .  .  .


#IndvsPak These guys ruined Imraan Khans reputation. #wt20

#IndvsPak imraan Khan ki reputation kharab kr di inn logo ne . #wt20


@ToMainuKi Bihar awaits Modi #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

@ToMainuKi Bihar ko hai bas modi raj ka intezar #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


Ravi Kumaar is going to meet all the girls and boys in hostel 15. Wait for a few days.

Ravi Kumar hostel 15 mei ladko ladkiyo ko milne wala hai ... kuch dino ka intezaar karlo ....


Nitish whatever type of black magic you do.What all you can do, do all #YoNitishSoTantrik

Nitish ji Tantr mantr jhaad phook.. Jo bante bane sab kar lo #YoNitishSoTantrik


Its not even 4 yet! What watch is he using?

Abi tk chhar n bje k konsi ghadi lga rki h,,


No ma’am, it will be embarrassing to say here.


@AmitShah @rajnathsingh listen our #MannKiBaat also. Make sure all courts hearing have video recording so that poor people can also get justice.

@AmitShah ji @rajnathsingh hamare #MannKiBaat bhi sun lijiye " sabhi courts me video recording karvaye taki garib janata ko bhi nyay mil sake


@balliawalebaba We are great, baba. How are you?

@balliawalebaba hum to badhiya hai BaBa.. Aap kaisen ho


@amitrawat39 @ggiittiikkaa Atleast understand that its photoshop.

@amitrawat39 @ggiittiikkaa Photoshop hai yar itna to samjho


Love you Salman, What are you doing my dear?


@makemytrip Heart says to go so far away such that life comes closer, People I know gets closer to me and sorrow goes away

@makemytrip #DilKehtaHai Itni door chala jaaye Ke zindagi paas as jaye, apne kareeb ho aur gam door ho jaaye


Remembered marraige of Shakti in Munimji. O Shivji Bihane Chale by Hemant Kumar. https://t.co/AUINRKpdWp #MahaShivratri

Remembered Marriage of Shakti in Munimji . O Shivji Bihane Chale by Hemant Kumar . https://t.co/AUINRKpdWp # #MahaShivratri


@zzoker Hahaha, Secular media also does the same.

@zzoker hahaha.. secular media bhi same aise karta hai


@Neelkhan0209 @QuidEAzam1948 @NasimZehra Kohli played the game using his mind, he did not played over-confidently and because of that india won

@Neelkhan0209 @QuidEAzam1948 @NasimZehra tu kholi KANTAY laga kay khela tha demagh se khela tha chawalien nahi marien us ne and INDIA win


All the best, EID Mubarak to Salman, lots of regards to elders, lot of affection and love to young.

all the best+EID MUBARAK 2 SALMAN,LOTS OF REGARD2 ELDERS+LOTS OF AFFECTION&LOVE2 young!


#map: Somalia: Somali refugees in the region - as of 31 october 2012 ,http/url #un

#map: somalia: somali refugees in the region - as of 31 october 2012 http/URL #un


#khakra #GST @narendramodi Modi sir, It would be great if there is some bargain in Chole Bhature and Chili Potato

#khakra #GST @narendramodi ModiJi Chole "Bhature Chilli Potato Ka bhi price me kuch bargain ho jae too.


@the_queeness Are you even invited in the meeting?

@the_queeness tumhe bulate bhi hai Kya meeting main ?


Who is going to pumpkins and pancakes at @someUSER on october 28? #halloween

who's going to pumpkins and pancakes at @someUSER october 28 ?  #halloween


@Alllahdin Brother If you want to eat millet bread then you should come to Marwar. This is just a replica of that.

@Alllahdin bhai bajre ki roti khani hai to marwar aaja. Ye to uski replica hai bus.


Monta Ellis provided just five points on 2 of 13 shooting on thursday. http/URL #nba #playersnews

monta ellis / ellis provided just five points on 2-of-13 shooting thursday http/URL #nba #playersnews


He did not found any issues because government is doing good work. Prime Minister has given good response, So Anna has no more issues

ise koi mudda to mila ni  . kyunki govt is doing good work even .  p m has given good response  . so anna has no more issues  .


@Madan_Chikna What about poors, If someone give them something with love they take it.

@Madan_Chikna gareeb ka kya hai.. Jo kisi ne pyaar se diya.  Le liya


Speaking directly, the entire #AdarshLiberal team is scared after watching 10 memes of @AdarshLiberal.

Seedha bolun to @AdarshLiberal ke less than 10 memes dekh ke pure #AdarshLiberal toli ki fati padi hai.


Brother GIF's won't impress girls.. @runjhunmehrotra

bhai gif se ladki nahi patati..  @runjhunmehrotra


@engineeroholic @iamkits There may be many angles.

@engineeroholic @iamkits kai angles ho sakte hain :)


Abhishek - There can only be one legend on whole stage and I am the legend of this stage. #IndvsPak https://t.co/Sk06OQhCRS

Abhishek - Poore stage Pe Ek hi Legend Rah sakta hain ... Aur Iss stage ka Legend Me hoon .. #IndvsPak https://t.co/Sk06OQhCRS


It's raining in Delhi and not in Chicago.

Delhi mein ho rahi baarish, Chicago mein nahi. Duh


Viru: Remember in 2003 Sachin scored 20 runs in your over. Shoaib: Do you even remember my good moments? ROFLCOPTER #IndvsAus

"Viru: Yaad hai jab 2003 me aapke over me Sachin ne 20 runs maare the
Shoaib: Aapko mera kuch acha bhi yaad hai" ROFLCOPTER #IndvsAus


#Rahulgandhi sir you and your party have done a lot of problems, you've to reply to us it's your duty. If you have guts then accept it otherwise tell that we are innocent

#Rahulgandhi sir itna shark size ka ghotala kiya aapke porkho ne to ab zabab dena aapki duty hai agar dam hai to acepted kiziye nehi to ham innocent hai bata do .......


Here @faasos is giving so much of discount and you all are behind maggi. https://twitter.com/faasos/status/605353057388339201

Yaha @faasos wale cheekh cheekh kar discount de rahe hai aur tumlog maggi mein lage pade ho?https://twitter.com/faasos/status/605353057388339201Â â€¦


What's in the name? Ans: Last name, Inter caste marriage. Your father would not even agree.

Naam mein kya rakha  hai?
Ans: Last name, inter caste shaadi tumhara baap agree thode hi karega


Pakistan will lose, when kohli will play awesome shots! #indvsPak

Hogi Pakistan ki haar, jab maarega Kohli bhai maar! #indvsPak


Both of you have only one option now, Just be friends and help each other in every problem.

u both hv only option nw  .  .  .  jst b frnds n hlp each other in evry problm  .  :)


It's not possible for you to personally reply to everyone. So you said thanks to everyone at once. That's good.

Apke liye possible nai hai sbko persanaly reply krna to apne ek bar me sbko thanx bol diya..acha hai..


@someUser I am getting my Xbox tommorow! Honestly can't wait! My friends want to play a 3 vs 3 competitive. Let's see if Cole is up for it man!

@someUSER getting my xbox back tomorrow !  honestly can't wait !  - my friends wants a competitive 3v3 ,  see if cole is up for it man !


We have solved our problems, now it's only love between us.

humne jhagde solve kar liye hai, ab sirf pyar hai.


When a child cries in a village 50-50 miles away, his mother tells him "go to sleep or else Asaram will come"

Jab 50-50 kosh dur gaon me koi bacha rota hai to uski ma use kehti hai "so ja warna Asaram aa jayega"


Cupid and Psyche isn't an original greek myth . It was a story in the golden ass by Apuleius and often cited as the 1st fairy tale .

cupid and psyche isn't an original greek myth .  it was a story in the golden ass by apuleius and often cited as the 1st fairy tale .


This heart bowed like something in your life,
Even the passing time stopped to kill my life.
#Adabarzah

Ye dil tere sadge mein kuch aise jhuk gaya,
Jaata hua zamaana bhi meri gaan maarne ke liye ruk gaya.
#AdaabArzHai


@BolshoyBooze @oxymoronic_me waah Irshaad Irshaad Irshaad!

@BolshoyBooze @oxymoronic_me waah irshaad irshaad irshaad!!


@kyaYaarKuchBii Walekumassalaam! How are you brother?

@kyaYaarKuchBii wale kum as salaam.. Bhai jaan kaise ho


@tandonraveena Bow to you maate! ambe, amba, ambalika, jai mata di, shashtang pranam!

.@tandonraveena pranam maate! ambe, amba, ambalika, jai mata di, shashtang pranam!


@LaliJogan37 All of this is father's work. @witchybitchygal

@LaliJogan37 Ye sab babuji ke hi to karam hai @witchybitchygal


Once gone, who can stop the one who is gone? Why do you ask?

jo gaya woh gaya, jaane wale ko kaun rok sakta hai? Kyu poocha?


There's something special in that guy, Who is in the heart of so many people.

Kuch toh baat hai bande mein... jo itne logon k dil me rehta hai....


We used to play 10 min in 1rs continiously.

1rs mai 10 min khelne milta tha .  .  .  . wo bhi line mai .  .  .  .


guddu ki prestige pe laat maarkar bahar kardiya .  .  .


News: Condition is still the same, like it's used to be during childhood when we used to sleep while crying

* news : #** ... Haal To Ab Bhi Wohi Hai ........ * Ali *....** ... Jai$ey Bachpan Mein Rotey Rotey $oya Karte They ...!


Salman Sir you are not going to listen to me. Even though I'm calling you.

Salman sahab aap to meri aawaj sunenge nahi.Phir bhi aawaj laga raha hun.


No problem, Even if we tell centre finance ministers/ state fincance ministers then they won't be able to do the same. #GST

Koi na shyad centre finance ministers/ state finance ministers ko bhi bol do to vo bhi na kar paaye.#GST


@Priya_Menon It seems like tea made is strong flavoured @oothikicha

@Priya_Menon Lagta hai chai thodi zyaada strong ban gayi @oothikicha


#Temper #MahaShivratri Special midnight shows at Lakshmikala and Shasikala(Moosapet) at 12:45am

#Temper #MahaShivratri spl mid ni8 shows @ Lakshmikala nd Shasikala ( Moosapet ) 12:45 am in both


RT @RoflGandhi_ : Watched match on Hotstar, hence no live tweeting. Because of that whole suspense gets ruined. Here people predicts the score before the bowling.

RT @RoflGandhi_ : Match Hotstar par dekhna hai , isliye no Live tweeting .. sara suspense mar jata hai .. yahan log ball fenkne se pahle score baÃ¢â‚¬Â¦


Gopi daughter in law, Go and bring beer for me.

GOPI VAHU.. JAA MERE LIYE KHAMBA KELAR HAA.


Today is national kissing day. Because it's not a working day tommorow!

today is national kissing day coz it's no work day tomorrow !  !  !


@Ra_Bies Beaten with stones wrapped in blankets, Guruji

@Ra_Bies kambal mein patthar lapet ke maara hai Guruji.


Oh! Mistake happened accidentaly. #facepalmhttps://twitter.com/IndiaToday/status/748800310986960896

Oho! Galti se mistake ho gaya. #facepalmhttps://twitter.com/IndiaToday/status/748800310986960896Â â€¦


Delhi has becaame the city of kidnappers, rape, shootout, robbey all this is normal am I saying correct@DelhiPolice @ArvindKejriwal @narendramodi @sudhirchaudhary @sardanarohit

Delhi Mai kanun uthai giro ka ho gya h rape Shoot out robbery aam baat h sahi Kaha na @DelhiPolice @ArvindKejriwal @narendramodi @sudhirchaudhary @sardanarohit


November: My birthday month, Election day, A weekend in San Francisco with @someUSER naples for thanksgiving, lot of friends and family. Yes.

november: my birthday month ,  election day ,  a weekend in san fran with @someUSER naples for thanksgiving ,  lots of friends & family .  yes .


Question: Who started this? https://twitter.com/sardesairajdeep/status/626796711638241280

Que: Shuru kisne kiya?https://twitter.com/sardesairajdeep/status/626796711638241280Â â€¦


@The_Sleigher Brother please forgive me.


So most of the people won't get it, even I didn't got it in first time either. But forced my fat brain and understood.

so many people won't get it .  .  .  even i din get it in first time ether .  .  .  but thoda sa apani moti budhhi pe zor dala to samajh aagaya .  .  .


@Sohni_Bose What is the meaning of your name? Ficudis Akhiles?

@Sohni_Bose tumhare naam ka kya matlab hai? Ficudis Akhiles?


Just watched the campaign with Ferrell and Zack Galafianakis. Good fun for wednesday. #hilarious

just watched the campaign with will ferrell and zack galafianakis .  .  .  good fun for a wednesday .  #hilarious


@huh_watnow Ghost vampires did not come near, Mahavir when the name was heard

@huh_watnow Bhoot Pishach Nikat Nahi Aave, Mahavir Jab Naaam Sunave


@India_Policy @mkatju This is anything nahihttp://www.opindia.com/2015/01/pearls-of-wisdom-from-justice-katju/ …

@India_Policy @mkatju yeh to kuch bhi nahihttp://www.opindia.com/2015/01/pearls-of-wisdom-from-justice-katju/Â â€¦


@Ares_c3108 please forgive the eye interruption of ours.

@Ares_c3108 aankhon ki gustakhiyan maaf ho


Modi: Where will this vehicle go? Girl: This will go to mental hospital

Modi: Ye gaadi kaunse desh jaegi?

Girl: Ye mental hosp jaegi

Modi: Hehe..Mein to Kejriwal le liye pooch raha tha..pic.twitter.com/QKB9KJaGzF


First the superbowl now reveal will finally be released on DvD on nov 24th ! My day is complete ! Oh how i love my bay

first the superbowl now revel will finally be released on dvd on nov 24th !  my day is complete !  !  !  !  oh how i love my bey


Don't do this to girl bastards. https://twitter.com/KalyaniAdhav/status/893865930308034560

Aisa mat karo ladki ke saath re haramkhoronhttps://twitter.com/KalyaniAdhav/status/893865930308034560Â â€¦


@Jamuntini Friend ain't no friend anymore. Love ain't love anymore.

@Jamuntini Dost dost naa raha.. Pyaar Pyaar na raha.


@aashikapokharel Haha okay. Office time, I am gonna get bored. Also alumni has important work to do. They've come to viber.

@aashikapokharel Haha okay . Office time , aba bus ma bore hune wala chhu . Also , Alumni ko imp kaam chha . Viber ma aaye hune . :P


@TweetErrant Haha.. Party is just started

@TweetErrant Haha.. Abhi to party shuru huee hai


I don't know what I should comment, All that I thought is already commented by others.

mujhe samajh nhi aa rha kya comment karu jo socha wo sabi logo ne kar diye  .  .


ho ske to team srinivasan se b resign kar dena bhai .  .


If I had 22 lakhs more then my 50 lakhs can get completed, also "O" and "U" may get completed. pic.twitter.com/WKmIcmLCTS

22 lakh aur hote to pure 50 ho jate aur "O" aur "U" bhi complete ho jata.pic.twitter.com/WKmIcmLCTS


@KyaUkhaadLega @Ra_Bies This didn't happened. There was only one child! https://twitter.com/AdvancedMaushi/status/704628096989663235 …

@KyaUkhaadLega @Ra_Bies Ye nahi huwa. Ek hi bacha tha!https://twitter.com/AdvancedMaushi/status/704628096989663235Â â€¦


So I thought yesterday was tuesday. I'm thinking today will be a little like the movie ground hog day .

so i thought yesterday was tuesday .  i'm thinking today will be a little like the movie ground hog day .


@dipali_sh0 Looking awesome ... I like your red lips very much.

@dipali_sh0 looking awesome ... mujhe tumhare red red lips bahut pasand aye


@indiantweeter Thanks brother. Today if modi sir was alive then he would have been so happy.

@indiantweeter thanks bhai. Aaj modiji zinda hote to kitna khush hote.


garbage bin ,  kahan gayab ho jate ho .  .  :(


Today I knew that why Melody is this much chocolaty.

aaj pata chala ki melody itni chocolaty kyun hai  .  .  :p


@ashkaikini, I am not talking about Today. God.

@ashkaikini main aaj ki baat nahi kar raha. God.


@indiantweeter Takes the name of two boys, Then says, gave birth to someone, Is it a compliment? @bhak_sala

@indiantweeter do ladkon ka naam leta hai, fir bolta hai kisiko janam diya, yeh tareef hai? @bhak_sala


Everything has some limitation, friend. pic.twitter.com/0HHxK3GT46

Har cheez ki ek limit hoti hai yaarpic.twitter.com/0HHxK3GT46


Finally #silver is confirmed. The disease which keep us far away from #Gold 0

chalo kam se kam #silver toh pakka ho gaya .. The disease which keep us far away from #Gold 0


Even at book seller's shop Guddu's photo is hanged.

book seller ki shop pe bhi guddu ki hi photo latki hui h .  .  .  .  . :-):-p:-d


Girls not allowed without Puja Plate and a coconut in Chandigarh pubs . #SanskaariChandigarh

Girls not allowed without Puja thali and a nariyal in Chandigarh pubs . #SanskaariChandigarh


@RoflGandhi_ guru Jaggery is left, the disciples become sugar.

@RoflGandhi_ guru gud rah gaye, chele chini ho gaye.


Abhijit Mukherjee: Ramesh!
Abhijeet: Suresh!
Arnab: Hehehe

Abhijit Mukherjee: Ramesh!
Abhijeet: Suresh!
Arnab: Khikhikhi


@TripathiGaurav Haha. he's of that level.

@TripathiGaurav Ha ha. Ussi level ka hai.


To follow up on last tweet , bills that kyle williams expected to pay on sunday. Just resting the ankle during the week .

to follow up on last tweet ,  bills dt kyle williams expected to play sunday .  just resting the ankle during the week .


In every religion it is written "Do what your heart says"

har mazhab me ye likha hai "karo apne dil ki"


First create some charging stations! If vechicle won't get charged then how will it work?

Par phele charging stations bana doh ! Gaadi agar charge nahi hogi toh chalegi kaise ?


If you want to shoot then shoot me ~ Nirupa Roy. Circa 1970s.

Goli maarni hai toh mujhay maaro  ~ Nirupa Roy. Circa 1970s.


@subbhu_chingag Lalu and Nitish are both 2 different versions of same coin. #NitishKaNakliVikas

@shubbhu_chinggg Lalu aur nitish dono ek hi sikke k 2 pahelu #NitishKaNakliVikas


@someUSER @someUSER slow down .  he's a lib .  u may hav 2 explain 2 him .  remember charlie gibson told donwade&amp


The gas chamber which has been built in Delhi… at least tell something about it. We will get consolation. You have nothing to do. #DelhiSmog #You

Delhi jo gas chembar bana hua hai... uske bare me bhi kabhi kuch keh diya karo. Hame saantvana mil jayegi. Karna to aapne kuch hai nahi. #DelhiSmog #AAP


Guys, the marijuana law in colorado, oregon and washington can pass this tuesday. #highhopes

guys ,  the marijuana law in colorado ,  oregon ,  and washington can pass this tuesday .  #highhopes


Yesterday night, skills won and lust lost. Qandeel Baloch Trolled, #IndvsPak #AsiaCupT20

Kal raat skills ki jeet hui , aur hawas ki haar . Ã°Å¸Ëœâ€šQandeel Baloch Trolled Ã°Å¸Ëœâ€š #IndvsPak #AsiaCupT20


Bhopal DRM's wife was in that coach, 2 mobiles and 50gm gold was stolen from her. Lol @PranavP84851370

Bhopal DRM ki biwi bhi thi us coach me.. uske bhi 2 mobile aur 5 tola sona le gaye. Lol @PranavP84851370


Same boat sir. Drank tea there yesterday. #MonthEnd

same boat sir :'( kal udhaar ki chai pi hai. #MonthEnd


Oh my god, She will break all the records.


aise ich bas, raah mein unse mulaqat hogayi


Indian Idol organizers, if you have to bore us this much then you should have kept Sonali Bendre instead of Sonakshi Sinha. Atleast she is beautiful.

Indian Idol walon, jab pakana hi tha to Sonakshi Sinha kyon, Sonali Bendre ko rakh lete. Kam se kam shakal to achhi thi.


@c_aashish If my inner laziness is with me then till next February.

@c_aashish andar ke aalsi ne sath diya to agli February tak :)


February 13th, The day before and best buddy to valentines day, Desperation day.

february 13th ,  the day before and best buddy to valentines day ,  desperation day


My stomach is in a bad condition, you eat!


Every father has their own father, and he's known as #PAKISTAN. #surgiclstrike #Glorifyingwinningmoment ...

Baap ka bhe BAAP hota hey ..... Aur us Ko #PAKISTAN kehtey hain ... #surgicalstrike #Glorifyingwinningmoment ...


Keeping old photos won't get you new votes. . . . only aap

poorane photo lgane se nye vote nhi milenge .  .  .  . only aap


@aanchalatoe What is the secret of your hairs?

@aanchalator aapki jhulfo ka raaz kya hai ?


@someUSER It's not fair ,Dear . . . #truthbetold will be available in taiwan on 2nd nov. It's tomorrow ! !

@someUSER it's not fair ,  dear .  .  .  #truthbetold will be available in taiwan on 2 ,  nov .  it's tomorrow !  !


Lol Cheers. Dont you post tweets while working.

lol. Cheers.
Tu kaam ke time par tweets mat kiya kar.


@vakeel_saheba Bring cassette of 100 days. Print should be clear.

@vakeel_saheba 100 days ki cassette lekar aao. Print saaf hona chahiye.


@someUSER Hey! Are you going to noel fielding with us on friday?

@someUSER hey !  are you going to noel fielding with us on friday ?


1am is the new 10pm: "Everything is done, let's watch movie now"

1am is the new 10pm: "chalo ab sab ho gaya, ab movie dekhte hai..."


@Alllahdin Haha! Aamir would have taken it in the riot, there was no need to work so hard with the rest!

@Alllahdin Haha! Dangal mein isse le leta Aamir, baakiyon se itni mehnat karane ki zaroorat nahi thi!


@MeetUunngLee à¤¬à¤¸ à¤…à¤¬ à¤¬à¤¸ à¤‡à¤• à¤²à¥Œà¤‚à¤¡à¤¿à¤¯à¤¾ à¤šà¤¾à¤¹à¤¿à¤ :-D


@Miss_Ankiita mera naam kis jagah likha hai ??


@SnoozeMode_ Alcohol is important, but in limits.

@SnoozeMode_ daaru bhi hai zaroori, magar hadd mein


@sumants @sidin Wasn't that time is our's?

@sumants @sidin wasn't that waqt hamara hai?


Is it moon or dettol? https://twitter.com/IncessantRanter/status/802595432903774208 …

Chaand hai ya dettol?https://twitter.com/IncessantRanter/status/802595432903774208Â â€¦


RT @satpalpandey : Shah Satnam Ji super speciality Hospital, providing early diagnosis of diseases, using ultra modern machines, world class.

RT @satpalpandey : Shah Satnam Ji super speciality Hospital , providing early diagnosis of diseases , using ultra modern machines , world class


@NeelakshiGswm, more bike stunts on India gate by Muslim boys, more Hindu girls got beaten by #AAPtards as @NupurSharmaBJP, shame on delhi.

@NeelakshiGswm more bike stunts on India gate by Muslim boys , more Hindu girls got beaten by #AAPtards as @NupurSharmaBJP , shame on delhi


Vote for AAP and support Arvind Kejriwal #5saalkejriwal

vote for aap and support arvind kejriwal #5saalkejriwal


Now, AAPtards will say that Americans are also Ambani agent. https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/644769356140777472 …

Ab AAPtard kahenge Amrika wale bhi Ambani agent haihttps://twitter.com/aajtak/status/644769356140777472Â â€¦


I have been a big fan of Shami. Man didn't let us feel the absence of Zahir Khan in the team. #IndvsPak #CWC15

Mai to Shami ka bada wala fan ho gaya hun ... Bande ne Zahir khan ki kami mahsus nahi hone di . #IndvsPak #CWC15


@ek_samosa_dena @BolshoyBooze India made me careful in this case.

@ek_samosa_dena @BolshoyBooze India ne mujhe saavdhan kiya hai iss case mein.


Great, slap to Indian court again. https://t.co/wagjNo03w3

Bahut badhiya , Bharat ki Court ko phir se thappad . https://t.co/wagjNo03w3


You are speaking this third time in this week. Don't do this.

ye tu ek saal mein teesri baar bol raha hai. Aise mat kar.


@aanchalator "If you don't want to see, don't see."

@aanchalator "Mat dekhna hai to mat dekho!"


Don't take name of the beef, will get beaten up.


@coolfunnytshirt, LOL.
Can't understand English much. Even lesser on Weekends, because alcohol.

@coolfunnytshirt lol
 Angrezi zyada nahi samajhti hai. Weekend par aur bhi nahi, because daaru


@SaleemChikna, that mad man didn't pick up my phone.

@SaleemChikna woh gandu ne phone nahi uthaya


@friendlii_ghost network to aave chhe, Airtel jevu to nahi ke network ka j na hoy


Dikhawe pe jao zyada apni akkal na daudao.


sari khudai ek traf aur pakistan ki thukai ek traf


@KameeniChhori . Will wait for bhaijaan to arrive

@KameeniChhori itna sab kuch padhne ke baad mann bhi nahi ho raha. Will wait for bhaijaan to arrive


@RjMist, you can't do even this much youself?

@RjMist itna bhi khud nahi kar sakte? Ye hadh hai


Today, it is Monday. All can do emotional today.


Wrote letter to you, too. Maybe, will reach you.

Aap ko letter b likhy hain shayd ap tk puhnch jaye....


Emotional Pakistani people, be patient. They are playing well.

Jazbati Paksitaniyon . Sabr se kaam lo tum log . Ã°Å¸ËœÂ¡ They are playing fine .


@confusedJDU Let's come together to bring BJP and keep Bihar away from thieves. #ModiJeetaoNitishBhagao

@confusedJDU Aao saath milkar Bjp ko laae aur Bihar ko choro se bachae #ModiJeetaoNitishBhagao


Stop roaming around Modiji, pay attenstion to government, too.

ghumna band karo modiji ab thoda sarkar ko bhi dekhlo ..............................


We won the toss, too. We will also win the match and will also win the world cup.

Toss bhi humne jita tha match bhi hum hi jitenge or world cup bhi hum hi jitenge #IndvsPak #IndWins #BleedBlue


Did you ever talk about Lokpal? Why? What did Modiji give to media? Naxalites, Terrorism? What is the impact of the #notebandi?

kabhi aap logo na Lokpal par baat ki ? kyo ? aakhir modi ji na kya de rakha hai media ko ? naxali " aatankwad ? #notebandi sa kya mila ?


Look, Papua is going to snap a photo. #RahulGandhi

Dekho ji Papua photo khichwane ja raha hai .... #RahulGandhi


@paavanshukla @SanikaRanade Don't make fun, not suitable. Understand the emotions.

@paavanshukla @SanikaRanade Joke mat maar timing galat hai, bhavnaon ko samjho


Best school in world. Rahul, Casan, Abhi, Abhinav.

best school in world .  .  .  rahul casan abhi abhinav


@neha_rathore64 just say 'No', will leave you.

@neha_rathore64 tum mana kar do.. Chhod denge


@Da_Donke @roshd It's not so. This is a bit much
.

@Da_Donke @roshd Aisa nahi hai. Yeh thoda zyada ho gaya.


Today he has drunk thara. https://twitter.com/RGVzoomin/status/837315146288541696 …

Aaj inhone tharra piya hai. https://twitter.com/RGVzoomin/status/837315146288541696Â â€¦


Today is only and only Dilwale day. Waiting, waiting, waiting. #DilwaleOnSony

Aaj Sirf Aur Sirf Dilwale Day HaiÃ°Å¸ËœÅ½ waiting Waiting Waiting #DilwaleOnSony Ã°Å¸â€™Æ’


I already knew that she is mad. It is visible on face. https://twitter.com/ETCBollywood/status/710387723543052288 …

Pehle se pata tha ye pagal hai, shakal se hi dikhta haihttps://twitter.com/ETCBollywood/status/710387723543052288Â â€¦


@insane_chorri Where are you from Abeeda?


Will give milk, mango, kheer; will give milkshake, mago, beer.

Doodh maango kheer denge, milkshake maango beer denge.


Brother, collage is the same, same to same.


Kejri only chants Kiran. No sign of public of Delhi.

kejri sirf kiran ka jap karta hai delhi ki janta ka toh namonishan nahi .  .  .  .


Couldn't even get one. https://twitter.com/muffinpack/status/666590561655128064 …

Yahan ek milne ke vaande hai. https://twitter.com/muffinpack/status/666590561655128064Â â€¦


@tweeting_pal I am like innocent, simple child.

@tweeting_pal I am innocent sa seedha saadha Bachcha


Salman Sir, please reply, 'my cement, my dream' will come true. Please reply with my name.

salman sir plz reply..my cmnt my dream wil cm true.. plz reply with my name


Vote on the fraud. https://twitter.com/d_RoadRunner/status/695709072557867008 …

Dhoka par vote karohttps://twitter.com/d_RoadRunner/status/695709072557867008Â â€¦


Were used to run on the deadline days, on other days - "Will do it, have too much time".

project ki deadline par daudte the ,  baki time to  " are kar lenge bahut time he "  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .


@1Hertz_ katrina bol ke zarine khan de rahe hain !! @Airtel_Presence @RelianceMobile


At vegetable market - If anyone want anything, speak quickly. Don't tell me later. pic.twitter.com/dLIIFQfHjC

At Sabzi market.. Kisi ko kuch chahiye to jaldi bolo.. Phir mat bolna baad mepic.twitter.com/dLIIFQfHjC


oye guddu papa se bol vo helmet lgana bhool gye .  .  . nhi to mummy ko police wale ko smbhalna pdega .  .  .


@imcomplicated__ jo chahe tum isse maan lo, lekin suno ye jaan lo. Hum tum pe marte hai, hum tum pe marte hai.


Such school was in the dream. Cricket and Wrestling

sapno mein aisa school hotha tha ,  cricket aur wrestling ke bhi fantasy dekhthe the din mein .  .  wah wah .  .  kya din the .  .


This article about senate president Enrile is very interesting. http/URL

this article about senate president enrile is very interesting :) http/URL


Retweet @areeshei : Emotional Paksitani people, be patient. They are playing well.

RT @areeshei : Jazbati Paksitaniyon . Sabr se kaam lo tum log . Ã°Å¸ËœÂ¡ They are playing fine .


And I always thought, Kachua Sir was a mathematics teacher.

and i always thought kachua sir was a math teacher :-/


This is the victory of common man. @AamAadmiParty @ArvindKejriwalhttps://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/775580078407290880 …

Ye aam aadmi ki jeet hai

@AamAadmiParty @ArvindKejriwalhttps://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/775580078407290880Â â€¦


@c_aashish @GabbbarSingh bhaiya ji, itna judge kiye hain dusro ki dulhaniya ko ki apne time toh deactivate karna padega

@c_aashish @GabbbarSingh bhaiya ji itna judge kiye hain dusro ki dulhaniya ko ki apne time toh deactivate karna padega


Puja Abhishek at Sandipani, on evening of Mahashivratri. http://t.co/UbwqwE0m0O

Puja Abhishek at Sandipani on eve of Mahashivratri . http://t.co/UbwqwE0m0O


BJP will form government in Delhi. I know that and West Bengal need BJP government. Please, come fast, dear BJP.

bjp delhi mai sarkar bnaigi i now dat nd west . bengal need bjp govt plzz cme fst dear bjp .  .  .  .  .


@fussytharoor @LeftArmOver_ Hey, Sir is also from Calcutta. He also maybe having knowledge.

@fussytharoor @LeftArmOver_ Arey sirji bhi Calcutta ke hain. Inko bhi ilm hoga.


I was never as happy as this year, watching timeline.

TL dekh kar itni khushi kabhi nahi hui, jo iss saal horahi hai.
#JaagoMard


@someUSER, February 2, also known as Groundhog Day, we can pull it off, right?

@someUSER february 2 ,  aka groundhog day ,  we can pull it off ,  right ?


Where was I seen in this picture friend? LOL.

yaar main kahan dikh gaya tujhe ismein? LOL


@ruchikokcha, why? Do it, friend. This is also needed a little in life.

@ruchikokcha kyu? Karo yaar. Life mein thoda ye bhi zaroori hai


Launcher Paaji is concentrating on Laddus.

launcher paaji laddu pe concentrate kar rahe hain :p


See the skills of BJP youth in the video below.

BJP youth ki skill niche video me dekhiye.


Make toilets, needed more. https://twitter.com/NavbharatTimes/status/823789157931696128 …

Sauchalay bana lo, zyada zaroorat haihttps://twitter.com/NavbharatTimes/status/823789157931696128Â â€¦


@YearOfRat brother, first forgive me. Was very busy and am. Was in Bengluru weekend. Will call after planning.

@YearOfRat bhai pehle to kshama de do. Bahot busy tha aur hu. Bangalore tha iss weekend. Plan kar ke hi call karunga


Man, I'm sorry for the death of Mr. Mitch Lucker. May he rest in peace.

man ,  i'm sorry for the death of mr . mitch lucker .  may he rest in peace .


@Sand_In_Deed, you have an iPhone. @pranavsapra

@Sand_In_Deed tere paas iPhone hai @pranavsapra


Girls have thousand tantrum, please don't do that brother.

Ladkiyon ke bhi 1000 nakhre ban kar do bhai.


Retweet @ShankarNaresh1 : Wish you happy Mahashivrathiri to all. #MahaShivratri @AnjanaVJ @Manivj07 @jan_iyer @iamlakshmirai sunday http://t.co/qPzDRUxiOa

RT @ShankarNaresh1 : Wish U Happy Mahashivrathiri To All #MahaShivratri @AnjanaVJ @Manivj07 @jan_iyer @iamlakshmirai sunday http://t.co/qPzDRUxiOa


@akshaykanitkar, hey, #MadarChorAAP is the real trend.

@akshaykanitkar abe #MadarChorAAP hai sahi trend


@friendlii_ghost, chant "Jai mother Ambe, Jai Jai Ambe".

@friendlii_ghost BOL MADI AMBE JAI JAI AMBE


Kohli, why have you gone to receive the award with cow-dung on the head? pic.twitter.com/LInTCGcCVl

Kohli sar pe gobar rakh ke award lene kyu gaya hai ?pic.twitter.com/LInTCGcCVl


Wow brother, too good. Enjoyed it. https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/815111818838347776 …

Wah bhai too good maza aa gayahttps://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/815111818838347776Â â€¦


Hats off to you, administrator. You always made a smile on our faces. Awesome job.

hats off to u admin .  .  .  . u alwyz made smile on our face .  .  . awesum job (y)


@CricBellz : khurram manzoor again confusing the hell out of inzi and co. laugh out loud #PakistanCup

RT @CricBellz : Khurram Manzoor again confusing the hell out of Inzi and Co . Lolz #PakistanCup


they are here! i envy those who just met nick j at the klia and took pictures with them. tomorrow is my turn.

they are hereee !  i'm so envy those who just met them at the klia especially who took pictures w nick j :( tomorrow is my turn !


very good, very good, very good https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/833899453224538112Â â€¦

Bahut khoob bahut khoob bahut khoobhttps://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/833899453224538112Â â€¦


if you need any help with finishing, let me know, i will come over.

khatam karne ke liye kuch madad chahiye toh bataa dena, main aajaunga.


will meet with his results tomorrow night at 10. #SRK4ever #BhaiRoxx

Milte hain iske results ke sath kal rat 10 baje. #SRK4ever #BhaiRoxx


@twinitisha what does that mean? @EngineeRoholic

@twinitisha wo kya hota hai?  @EngineeRoholic


now it’s over, upon going she (one with a/c) called him a beggar

ab khatam hogaya, ek uttar gayi, jaate jaate bhikari bol gayi usko (a/c wali)


salman sir, my girlfriend loves you more than me. and that is why i love her a lot.

Salman Bhai.....Mri Bf mjhse jada apko pyar karti h...or islie mjhe usse bht pyar h kyunki wo mjhse jada apko pyar karti h


making 60 runs in 4 overs is enough for them. 150 runs and Rs. 150 is enough for them. #IndvsBan

4 over mein 60 bana lo, bas hogaya inke liye. Inko 150 run aur Rs.150 bahot hai. #IndvsBan


@Madan_Chikna laugh out loud. forcefully raj? i am waiting for virar train.

@Madan_Chikna LOL. Raj zabardasti? Main Virar train ke liye ruka hu


rana ayyub has cursed us, we had trolled pakistan upon losing #IndvsSri

Rana Ayyub ki baddua lagi hai, bahut troll kiya the use Pakistan ki har par #IndvsSri


the bag is hanging on the desk. i used to do the same

desk pe bag taang rkkhi h .  .  .  i used 2 do d same :p


why? you will pay all this with taxpayers’ money. it’s not a good thing.

why ?  you will pay all this with tax payers money .  .  .  .  . acchi baat nahi hai !  !  !


@imVkohli @sachin_rt pair of ram and hanuman

@imVkohli @sachin_rt Ram aur Hanuman ki jodi .


@LoKarloUnfollow Tera driver aaya tha.. Bol raha tha use teri peeth ka til bohot pasand hai


@nitinmahalwal : please protect yourself from people causing fire and beware of people spreading rumors  #JatReservation https://t.co/G75UF

RT @nitinmahalwal : plz aag lagane walo se bacho aur afwaho pe dhyan na de sab planning thi aag lagane ki #JatReservation https://t.co/G75UF


@ArvindKejriwal @imVkohli say AAP and Ashutosh had given training to him.

@ArvindKejriwal @imVkohli Bol AAP aur Ashutosh ne use training diya tha .


going to school and performing p.t, cultural dance, speech and in the end the sweet ceremony (boondi ke ladoo). those days were best.

school jaake parade /p . t .  krna ,  fir vo cultural dance , speech aur last me sweet ceremony(bundi k ladoo) .  .  .  ,  mst the vo din bhi .  :)


@Being_Humor @JhaSanjay again removed the mirror in front?

RT @Being_Humor : . @JhaSanjay fir mirror samne se hata liya ?


RT @Faller18 : @timesofindia people know that successful bidder of kingfisher brand should also carry the bad image created around mallya by media.

RT @Faller18 : @timesofindia Ppl know succesful bidder of Kingfisher brand should also carry the bad image created around Mallaya by media&v


@whycarewho today is saturday, you could have been late by one day.

@whycarewho aaj to Saturday.. tum ek din late ho gaye


friends! many wishes of dhanteras to all the citizens. shop to your heart’s content. #GST #Modi

Mitro! Sabhi deshwasiyo ko DHANTERAS ki hardik badhaiya. jam k shopping kariye.. #GST #Modi


wow! this is amazing https://t.co/UUKGKOi7am

waaaooowww kya maast hai https://t.co/UUKGKOi7am


getting pumped for the #niners #giants game on sunday. and i guess so it kyle williams http/URL

getting pumped for the #niners #giants game sunday .  and i guess so it kyle williams http/URL


trash bowlers like mohit sharma are getting wickets #IndvsSA

Mohit Sharma jesay kachra bowler ko wickets mil rahi hain -_- #IndvsSA


will implement Made in India. then there would be preaching in mind.

Banayega - Make in India " phir ayega Mann main koi updesh


@ANI_news because the complete opposition stands with terrorists.

@ANI_news Kyunki Sara Vipaksha Aatankwad k paksh main aa Kar khada Ho jada hai


@7UPIndia there is no coverage of vodafone here #ChatpatakaTwist

@7UPIndia Yaha Vodafone ka network nahi aa raha.. :( #ChatpatakaTwist


@aanchalator “do we want to do the whole argo ending? no. Let’s finish it by showing the policeman’s flip. everyone is tired.”

@aanchalator "Do we wanna do the whole Argo ending? Nah. Chal policewaale ka flip dikhake khatam karte hain. Thak gaye ab!"


It has got nothing on ‘want to change bride’s farewell time’https://twitter.com/krishashok/status/774288164135370752

It has got nothing on 'Dulhan ki vidai ka waqt badalna hai'https://twitter.com/krishashok/status/774288164135370752Â â€¦


salman i love you. please let me meet you once. please.

Salllluuuu i love u....plzzzz ek bar apne apse milne do...plzzzzzz


resignationprasad says “we supported #RightToPrivacy but the proceedings of the case suggest otherwise”. nothing else than hypocrisy of bjp.

Resignationprasad kehta hai " hum support karte the #RightToPrivacy par proceedings kuch aur kehti hain case ki " doglapan bjp ka aurkuch nai


this is what my classmate sounded like whenever he talked with a toffee in his mouth

hahahahaha  .  .  .  .  mera classmate jab bhi mooh mein toffee khate hue bolta tha to same aisa hi bolta tha .  .  .  .  . =d


go ahead mr. modi, the people are with you.

Modi ji aap badhey chalo janta apke sath hai.


madari ke pas kuchh hi tricks hoti hain .


audio : astrologer sidharth On mahashivratri with rj Rohit as big astrologer guru @ 92.7 Big FM http://t.co/D4hOflTD78

Audio : Astrologer Sidharth On Mahashivratri with RJ Rohit as big jyotish guru @ 92.7 Big FM http://t.co/D4hOflTD78


@melotus you mentioned you liked it, didn’t you?

@melotus tumne hi toh bola woh pasand hai, nahi?


degree ki maang kare  @Ra_Bies @Bookwiser


modi brand #SurgicalStrike ! devotees bringing pakistan to ruination.

Modi brand #SurgicalStrike ! Pakistan ki Int se Int bajaate hue sanghi bhakts .


turned it using the wrists #CricketIn5Words

Kalaiyon ke sahare moad diya. #CricketIn5Words


contra mai th s power best thi .  kiyu thi ki ni ?


@Dishasatra @ek_samosa_dena he did not want to talk to those types of girls

@Dishasatra @ek_samosa_dena waise ladkiyon se usse baat karni hi nahi hogi.


@YearOfRat those who dig holes for others, fall into them @abpnewstv

@YearOfRat Jo doosre ke liye gadda khoddte hai.. Usi me gir jaate hai @abpnewstv


@iAmGolfy if we want to do it together, we should become bookie.

@iAmGolfy hahahah. saath me karna hai, to fir bookie hi ban jaate hai na :P


@RanaAyyub you go to mars, we will handle everything here.

.@RanaAyyub tu nikal jaa Mars.. Hum yaha sab sambhal lenge


this night and this distance between us makes my heart beat for you.

Ye raat aur ye doori tera milna ha zaroori ke dil mera... *ding ting* ke dil mera dhak dhak dole


@BhasadiKutta all this is because of values given by dad.

@BhasadiKutta haha.. Ye sab to babuji ke sanskaro ka kamaal hai


then rajnath singh wouldn’t have slept for several months. amazing energy https://twitter.com/upbhaskar/status/904934462814691328

Fir to rajnath ji ko bina soye hue kayi mahine beet gaye honge. Amazing energy!https://twitter.com/upbhaskar/status/904934462814691328Â â€¦


“give this flower to @RanaAyyub. she would be happy.”pic.twitter.com/G0Ne7iIRHA

"Ye phool @RanaAyyub ko de de.. Khush ho jaegi"pic.twitter.com/G0Ne7iIRHA


the #gift for me would be that you give film songs to @raiisonai @TheArijitSingh

toh bhai mere lye yahi #gift hoga k aap @raiisonai @TheArijitSingh ko apni flim Songs do 0


from all the clothes in the world, the most beautiful one is “HAYYA”. good morning by shoukat baloch from sindh

Duniya Ky Libaon Men Sub Se Zeyada Khobsorat Libaas " HAYYA " Ka Libaas Hai . Good MorningBy Shoukat Baloch From SINDH


@witchybitchygal you have medicine for every illness. that’s why you are special to us.

@witchybitchygal Haha..
Har marz ki dawa hai aapke paas
Isiliye aap hamre liye hai kuch khaas !!


@nadeemalmas1 search it on wikipedia. she is world’s most cultured hindu, search it.

@nadeemalmas1 search kr wikipedia pe bhi .... duniya ki sabse purani sanskriti hindu hai ... search kr


@Fussy_Ca the whole shooting of gangajal 2 has taken place in bhopal. don’t tell anything to him.

@Fussy_Ca Gangajal 2 ki poori shooting Bhopal me huee hai.. Kuch mat bol use


this is a lesson for you. now you won’t help anytime, whenever situation arises you will run.

this is lesson for you  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  ab kabhi nahi karega help ab jab bhi aisa hoga tu bhagega


@SirPareshRawal sir. when there are great actors like you on the planet, it can’t be hell.

@SirPareshRawal sir , jahan aap jaise behtareen & adbhut actor hon ... vo planet hell toh ho hi nahi sakta ..


i know the protocol now. if the vice president wasn’t muslim i wouldn’t know. pic.twitter.com/bOLAEk0g4E

Chalo protocol pata chal gaya. Vice President agar Muslim na hote toh shayad kabhi pata hi nahi chaltapic.twitter.com/bOLAEk0g4E


@ExSecular sahi me.. Bohot pakata hai aajkal


how many husbands does indrani have?https://twitter.com/MildlyClassic/status/681774301645701120

Indrani ke kitne pati hai >>https://twitter.com/MildlyClassic/status/681774301645701120Â â€¦


“the ball where one can’t score a four is a good delivery” -sehwag

"Jis pe chauka na lage wo acchi gend hai"

~ Sehwag


content is raining in our country.#tripletalaq #righttoprivacy #rapistbaba #china #MumbaiRains

Apne desh mei content ki bhi barsaat ho rahi hai #tripletalaq #righttoprivacy #rapistbaba #china #MumbaiRains


tears reside on 500 note and happiness resides on 100 note.https://twitter.com/peachypiscean/status/796062766989799426

500 ke note par aansoo aur 100 ki notes par ab khushiyan rehti hai.https://twitter.com/peachypiscean/status/796062766989799426Â â€¦


Raina khel nahi raha hai, khilwad kar raha hai.


I believe an incomplete confession is an inconclusive confession . The guy is only stating the obvious ? you have to score enough to pass anyway otherwise how else will you graduate ?


what a person #Dhoni is. salute to him. you have risen in people’s expectations.

What a person " salute hai tumhe #Dhoni ....... tum logo Ki najar me aur bade Ho gaye ..... Keep it up ......


you are my heart and soul. you are my salman


we need a bride from a good family. *even though our son is useless* #Indian Families

Hamein ek nek, sushil aur achhe gahr kki bahu chahiye.

*Hamara ladka chahe kitna bhi haramkhor ho*

#IndianFamilies


guddu you ruined the reputation of our section by asking chalk from another section.

yaaar guddu ,  tuney to apne section ki izzat mitti mei milaadi dusre section se chalk maang k .  .  .


by giving shots to his mind, this person did a good analysis. great. https://twitter.com/DiaQuery/status/726996017246261248

Waah, dimaag ko shot de de kar is insaan ne alaysis toh badhiya kar liya. Saabash.https://twitter.com/DiaQuery/status/726996017246261248Â â€¦


love it when bale scores first, second time in a week #loveit

love it when you have bale first scorer ,  2nd time in a week #loveit


“something is small, you won’t understand rahul” -anjali

"Kuch Kuch Chhota Hai tum nahi samjhoge Rahul" - Anjali


my brother does not know math. he only knows how to count money. @karanjohar

hamare bhai ki ganit kharab hai. Sirf paise ginne aate honge. @karanjohar


it’s shocking, no girl has solved a blackboard problem till now

kamaal hai ,  kisi ladki ne abhi tak blackboard ka sum solve nahi kiya :p


everyone thinks high of themselves in haryana according to viru https://twitter.com/virendersehwag/status/635082953962295296

Haryana me to sabhi Tau hain, according Viru paji.https://twitter.com/virendersehwag/status/635082953962295296Â â€¦


there has been no damage due to alcohol. people are always happy due to it.

hahah!  Daaru se kabhi koi nuksaan nahi hua hai. Log sirf khush rehte hai


Live aane ke liye switch to #JIO services !!!


@BolshoyBooze no, i have eaten. but i’m always hungry

@BolshoyBooze nahi, khaya toh zaroor. Magar bhook hamesha lagi rehti hai :-D


uncle @JhaSanjay manipur militants are killed. arrange for condolence meet.

chacha @JhaSanjay Manipur militants killed. shok sabha ki taiyari karo.