@ashkaikini yaar, please yaar Ashwini. Chal daaru peete hai


@Oinkoo new york! good well i thought i would have taken it from america

@Oinkoo New York! Achcha achcha, maine socha America se liya hoga


@ old_monk yes man but you don't live in this clever world

@budha_monk Yes man but apna gujaara nahi hai is chalaak dunia mein


he said you agreed. kapil sharma gave proof to you . army gave you proof of #surgicalstrike. need break

Usne bola aapne maan liya . Kapil sharma ne proof diya aapko aur chaiye .. Army ne #surgicalstrike ki apko saboot chaiye . U need break


@DrKumarVishwas @indiaaakash  today's world is not honest. he who says himself is the worst thief.

@DrKumarVishwas @indiaaakash Aaj ki duniya koi imandar nahi hai . Jo khud kahta hai wo sabse bad a chor hai .


if anyone wants to enter the colony, where do you go? tell them a random number, b-25 or c-305, it will let in

Koi bhi colony mein ghusna ho toh saale puchte hai kahan jaoge? Tell them a random number, B-25 ya G-305, ye jaane denge andar


no change in team, we will do batting… where is this anushka . #IndvsSA

No change in team hum to batting hi karege ... Are ye anushka kidhar hai .. #IndvsSA


brothers do your business. history won't be changed .

Bhaiyoooo apnay apnay kaam kerlo ... history won't be changed ....


@angryoungwoman  to become vegetarian  thoughts should be vegetarian too .. and yes do yoga tomorrow .

.@angryoungwoman shakahari hone ke liye vichaaro ko bhi shakahaari kare.. Aur haan kal Yoga zaroor kare..


@arunjaitley service tax hiked sir  we are moving as your wishes move

@arunjaitley service tax badha diya sir ?? Chalo jaise aap chaho !!!


dhoni will not allow rahul to complete his  century.

Yeh Dhoni KL Rahul ko century nahi banane dega.


@lady_naarad ohh mujhe laga aapki ho chuki hai


great step for great relation.nic job sir


@_SandSurfer @ghost_particle not yet untaged

@_SandSurfer @ghost_particle ab tak untag nahi kiya!


now spring will come in bihar #GoodByeNitishKumar

Ab Bihar me aayegi bahaar #GoodByeNitishKumar


rt @shindekar : shikher well played 100 not out .. gabbar now clap ... #IndvsSA

RT @shindekar : Shikher well played 100 not out .. gabbar abhi thokho ... #IndvsSA


now tell me, wolves are being believed, betrayal will happen.

Ab kya batayein, bhediyon par vishwas kiya ja raha hai, vishwasghaaat toh hoga.


@someUSER hell yeah lmfao , & see you tomorrow asia baby

@someUSER hell yea lmfaoo  ,  & see you tomorrow asia baby (;


@witchybitchygal when you come,  twitter is flooded with flowers  @HathwalaThakur

@witchybitchygal Par aap aati ho to bahar aa jati hai Twitter pe :) @HathwalaThakur


my husband does not speak with me. from where does he speak

Mora piya muh se bolat nahi.

Toh kahan se bolat hai?


i am a very small man, i have no place in society. we also have fake degree.

main bahut chhota aadmi hoon, meri koi aukat nahi hai. degree bhi hum fake hi use karte hain.


@witchybitchygal i love you @iamGunjanGrunge

@witchybitchygal aami tumake bhaalo bashi @iamGunjanGrunge


salman brother i love you .i will  give my life to you

salman bhai ...... i lovee uuu tumharee liyeee jan bvi dee dengeee


@AskThePankazzzz jo kahna tha so kahna tha


today including dhoni's capacity. wherever you kill, there are no fielders, the boundary goes away.

Dhoni's captaincy was shit today. Jahan bhi maarte hai wahan fielders nahi hote, boundary chali jati hai.


chalk lane me kitni mehnat lgti h guddu se sikho yar  .  .  .  .  .  .  . bda hard working boy h


@Singhlicious ram ram singha. where were you

@Singhlicious Ram Ram Singha. Kahan the aap?


@_Agathist  one who does not have anyone who has god

@_Agathist jiska koi nahi uska khuda hai


waheeda rehman is so cute in ram aur shyam (1967)

Waheeda Rehman is so cute in Ram Aur Shyam(1967) ! ðŸ˜


you do not know that incident urbansanyasi

tujhe wo incident nahi pata urbansanyasi wala?


@undercoverpro @JayHind went on air on 26 march

@undercoverpro @JayHind 26 MARCH को ऑन एयर हुआ था


@mariam_tahir5 is not  lights, now just change the name to be roshan.

@mariam_tahir5 light nahi he ab bus aona name change kr k " ROSHAN " rakh leta hn .


@NumbYaar i think something  in my mind, writes something else

@NumbYaar haha. Mere mind me kuch aur hota hai likhta kuch aur hu


@Nirmalogy  daya finds it out .. something is wrong @DeShobhaa

@Nirmalogy daya pata lagao.. Kuch to gadbad hai @DeShobhaa


@someUSER you won't be getting candy till monday . i am by my own stupidity a sick person right meow .

@someUSER you won't be getting candy till monday .  i am (by my own stupidity) a sick person right meow .   . -


brother week has been very happy . #bevkufBaba #Dokhlam #PVSindhu but we did not find any way to be happy

Bhai week bada hi happening raha .. #bevkufBaba #Dokhlam #PVSindhu .. though ham log hi bs thande pade rahe ..


the helmet is come outside. africa will be defeated now #IndvsSA

Helmet aagaya hai bahar. Africa ki hogi ab haar! #IndvsSA


saare teacher kuch zyaada hi masti karte hain .  .  .  .  :-p


@DuttYogi @TheRahulMehra @ZeeNewsSports salman has broken the law many times, murdered people by drinking alcohol,#SalmanForRio

@DuttYogi @TheRahulMehra @ZeeNewsSports Salman ne kai baar kanoon toda hai , sharab peekar logo ki hatya ki hai , #SalmanForRio ??


this is what happens with rubbish polls: http://twitter.com/locardi_rat/states/675739738712641536…

Bakwaas polls ke saath yahin hota haihttps://twitter.com/LoKarDi_RT/status/675739738712641536 …


@ amit_043: thanks there is not too much scope of change

@amit_043 Haha thanks ab jyada change ka scope bhi nahi hai


from now retirement from cricket for few years.

ab se cricket se sanyaas for few years .  .


i do not afraid of sahid afridi i have a fear of umesh yadav

Shahid Afridi se dar nahi lagta saab, Umesh Yadav se lagta hai.


the lioness is to go to forest man https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/728497653093412864\xa0

Sherni hai toh jungle mein jaaye yaar.https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/728497653093412864\xa0…


when i was one year old my parents took me to watch Sanam bewafa , this was my first film in cinema hall . anything https://t.co/MVd1qcKwRp

When I was 1 year old My parents took me to watch Sanam Bewafa , this was my first film in cinema hall ( Kuch bhi ... https://t.co/MVd1qcKwRp


This is the festival of India  @ Atheist_Krishna on one side love of Preity Zinta, on the other hand Sachin's love . #MIvsKXIP

Ye hai India ka tyohaar !!\n\nRT @Atheist_Krishna Ek taraf Preity Zinta ka pyaar, dusri taraf Sachin ka pyaar......!!\n\n#MIvsKXIP


Launcher brother seen after so many days

itte dino baad  " launcher "  paaji dikhe :d :p


@GaurangBhardwa1 you are devotee of money


are you talking about fake speeches to be powerful this is what result looks like #sukmaattack #Trump #handmaidstale #ModiCheatsHimachal

aap fenk ne mai powerful ki baat kar rahe ho kya ? result to yahi dikhata hai ! #sukmaattack #Trump #handmaidstale #ModiCheatsHimachal


#IBleedGreen  inshaALLAH today our fast bowler will be shine

#IBleedGreen inshaALLAH aaj hamaray fast bowlers kamal kar dikhayengay


@BUnlimted Bolo Siyavar Ramchandra ki Jai..


you are very jealous of #Trump today i and you get a photo ... it will be historical after #Monalisa ...

Tuje badi jalan ho rahi #Trump se " aja main or tu ek photu khichwate ... Ethasik hogi " #Monalisa k baad ...


@BolshoyBooze you don't speak like this. there is no one here.

@BolshoyBooze :'( Tu toh mat bol aise. Yahan ek nahi patti hai.


@BhuvanRajora when will the shoes that were given to be polish be returned? @ Being_Humor

.@BhuvanRajora jo joote polish karne diye the won kab lautayega? @Being_Humor


hi brother. how are you .if you are reading my comment then please reply me

Hii bhaii.. Aap kese ho..?? Agar aap.mera cmmnt padh rhe ho toh plz ek reply kar dena


amazon: extra strength hair nutrient tablets , 60-tablets packaging may vary  by viviscal 649 days in the top 1 .  http/UR

amazon: extra strength hair nutrient tablets ,  60-tablets (packaging may vary) by viviscal 649 days in the top 1 .  .  .  http/UR


kejriwal the most currupted person in indian politics. . . This time Modi government.

kejriwal the most currupted person in indian politics .  .  . is baar modi sarkar .


q3 0:54 .  eli manning pass intended for victor cruz intercepted by danny mccray at the dallas 35 returned for no gain .  1st &amp


Today is Haldi of Ram, Day after tomorrow Engagement. Will you come?

Aaj Haldi-Ram ki hai, parso saghai. Tu aayega?


@TheJungleBook is awesome ! Better to watch in Hindi,  especially to listen to Nana Patekar as Shere Khan " again " ! Irrfan and Om Puri were too good !

@TheJungleBook is awesome ! Better to watch in Hindi esp to listen to Nana Patekar as Shere Khan " again " ! Irrfan and Om Puri were too good !


@indiantweeter We are praising you here, don't talk rubbish. @jhunjhunwala

@indiantweeter yahan teri prashansa horahi hai bakwas na kar yaar :( @jhunjhunwala


@AnantGJ you are getting more than enough RTs


@Mrophiophagus hahaha ..... anyone wud love to sponser you . Ek patak tweet gari herana


@Vyomnaut sab ek hi jaisi lagti hain ab to. Should then be added.

@Vyomnaut sab ek hi jaisi lagti hain ab to. Jaye to kaha jaye.


Yesterday: divorce divorce divorce
Book: accepted, accepted, accepted ? Https: //tvitrkcom/timesnov/stets/85l72ll23452526592 ...

Yesterday: Talaq Talaq Talaq
Abhi: Qubool hai, Qubool hai, Qubool Hai?https://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/851721123452526592 …


"i made a mistake. next time i'll ask you before doing it. Now you won't even talk to me" Picktvitrkcom/LtPrhOWPZb

"Arey galti ho gayi. Agli baar tere se puch kar karunga. Ab kya bhai se baat bhi nahi karega"pic.twitter.com/LtPrhOWPZb


you made me remeber of my childhood memories.


i'm ready to go for the party but what can i even do when just her brothers and sisters are invited

Yunki party k liye to hum ready hain par kya karen nahi aa sakte kyonki invitation sirf bhaiyo aur behno k liye hai.........


@indiantweeter just @narendramodi 's photo? where are you?

@indiantweeter sirf @narendramodi ji ki photo? Tu kahan hai?


@Alllhdin @YearOfRat Laughing out Loud. At this point there has been re-hair growth

@Alllahdin @YearOfRat LOL. Yahan aakar phir hair growth hui hai


if this is your way to support then you must be already supporting #jnu 0 #jhnu #jhnusu

Aur agar apke support karne ka tarika yahi hai to aap to #JNU ko bhi support karte honge 0 #JNU #JNUSU


@Premlt_ray  @retardedwriter do you knoweverything?

@premlata_rai @retardedwriter tujhe sab pata hai, hai na?


We should plan the party on Saturday night.


effat university wins the 1st  " p&g's university challenge "  at the procter and gamble's university competition .  http/URL


@ArvindKejriwal listens only to Sonia / Sisodia / Sanjay but this time, he spoke about @chetn_bgt and #AugustaWestland .wow

Waise to @ArvindKejriwal Sirf Sonia/Sisodia/Sanjay Ki hi sunte h par is bar @chetan_bhagat Ki sun li aur #AugustaWestland p muh kholdiya wah


Dad had given me a special seat behind Stepney

mere liye toh papa ne stepny ke pichey special seat lagwayi thi :(


We will do at 4pm. Direct talk with me. This is what big boss said

4pm baje karenge . direct baat mere saath . this is what bogg bosss siad rightly


So far the advocates don't understand what is #GST ? And @narendramodi is saying #behtar and #srl #grsht

Av tk advocates ko smajh nhi aya #GST kya h? aur @narendramodi ji bol rhe h ki #behtar n #saral #GST


Just you said it, I will surely hear it all,  that must be good , smiles

Bas tumne bol diya toh ye zaroor saare sununga, achha hi hoga :)


halloween night is papa john's second busiest night of the year behind super bowl sunday .


@Rishi_Muni things only work this way in kolkata

@Rishi_Muni Kolkata main kaam aise hi hota hai


# its 4 o'clock but the party is still on. wow


@QandeelQuebee ... Qandeel Baloch tum pareshan mat ho .. mat ho tum pareshan mei keh raha hune na tum shahid afridi ke leye pareshan mat ho


this richness is hereditary , drink it my darling

ye raeesi hai khandani, peele peele oh more jaani


Friends..  I have some old relation withTaj Mahal .. I only serve Taj Mahal tea to my customers..https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/800274552144019456 …

MITRON.. Taj Mahal se mera puraana naata hai.. Mein apne grahako ko sirf Taj Mahal chai pilaata tha..https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/800274552144019456 …


@slimswamy did sister-in-law dyed her hair?

@slimswamy Acha bhabhi ji ne baal color karwa liye ka?


i'm scared before typing anything, even i don't which outrage will it cause. let's make plan!

haha darr lagta hai aajkal kuch bhi type karne se pehle, kaunse kone se outrage aayegi pata nahi. Banaate hai plan!


@AshwinPaddy this is the reply from your writer. he accepted this and said that he will remove it picktvitrkcom/aःchtॊkas

@AshwinPaddy ye aapke writer ka reply tha.unhone accept kiya kiya hai aur kaha tha ki hata lenge pic.twitter.com/aaHctooqAS


happy birthday  'show me my picture .. it's not good .. delete ..' @Vyangkaar bhai

Happy bday 'mera photo dikhao.. Nahi ye achcha nahi hai.. Delete..' @Vyangkaar bhai


Omm Namah Shivay. Holy bath @ Lingaraj Temple #bhubneswr #MahaShivratri Http://tiksio/rKZ9ZhOs7G

Omm Namah Shivay . Maha Dipa @ Lingaraj Temple #Bhubaneswar #MahaShivratri http://t.co/rKZ9ZhOs7G


Kejrivl: we will conduct cbi inquiry of that runout! #Indwsfk #bledblua

Kejriwal : hum us runout ki CBI jaanch karwaengey ! #IndvsPak #BleedBlue


@FaaduTweets American English bro, everyday someone has to say it@tvinitis

@FaaduTweets American English bro, har roz kisi na kisi ko bolna padta hai @twinitisha


Modi ji aap aage bado hum tumhare shath he..


@Men_meethi nowadays the good tweets like this don't get retweets. time has changed

@me_meethi haan toh, aajkal aise hi achhe tweets karne se RT nahi milti. Zamaana badal gaya hai


Anyway when you would have left your home for parade, you would take u-turn  ..

Hrit @timesofaindia: Why no invite for R-Day parade, Kejriwal wonders

Waise bhi bhai tu ghar se parade ke liye nikalta..phir u-turn le leta..

RT @timesofindia: Why no invite for R-Day parade, Kejriwal wonders


now i am waiting for that farmer (vdra) to commit suicide: /

ab mai wait kar raha hu ki wo chota sa farmer ( vadra ) kab sucide karega :/


Amit shah please look after security of Haryana. number of rape cases have been increasing a lot these days. The party's image is ruining.

Amit "Shahji Haryana mein Suraksha ki taraf Dhyan dijiye. Rape ke case bahut badh gaye hain. Party ki image kharab ho rahi hai


@Insane_chorri king, get straight inside??


#Hriigttofrivchy? means now i should link adhaar with my mobilem, bank account and pan card?

#RightToPrivacy ? Matlab ab aadhar mere mobile " bank ac " PAN se delink kar doon ?


@Alllhdin @retrdedwriter @rucikocc @ttrinadasgupta what thing is heart, you should try drinking whiskey

@Alllahdin @retardedwriter @ruchikokcha @ttrinadasgupta dil cheez kya hai aap kabhi whiskey peejiye


ther is nothing like conscience. they are the only one spreading dirt.

Zameer naam ki koi cheez toh hai hi nahin. Poora gandh inhone hi badhaya hua hai.


i still remember  .  .  . during sharjah matches .  .  .  . the scene was use to be the same. till the time sachin is batting,  just lie there

i still remember  .  .  . during sharjah matches .  .  .  . the scene was use to be the same :) sachin jab tak khel ra hai hilnaa mat


Hrit @ Mukeshk2379l93l: @ S1dharthM kapoor and sons is a good film .. will see it again

RT @mukeshk23791931 : @S1dharthM kapoor and sons achachi film hai .. ek baar or dekhunga


its good my friend  .  .   .  .  i always wait for you next episode

mast h yaar  .  .   .  .  i always wait for you next episode


Hrit @nyrlaifaehricn:The trailer has been released yet, the original picture is yet to be released Https://tiksio/a0grbd5j907

RT @MyLifeRCM : Abhi to trailer release huva hai , asli picture abhi baaki hai :) https://t.co/A0GBD5j907


@Alllahdin Tell me handles of drishti and shrishti

@Alllahdin Ye Drishti aur Shrishti ke handles bata


yes one drink over other is a great thing. Happy Hours!

haan ek pe ek daaru bahot achhi cheez hai. Happy Hours!


@Asctefnksshshsh "Don't depend on God and wait, what if god himself is waiting depending on you" Faith Doesn't , Manjhi moves mountains.

@AskThePankazzzz "Bhagwan ke bharose mat baithiye, kya pata bhagwan hamare bharose baitha ho." Faith doesn't, Manjhi moves mountains.


@FanSidharth i'm not getting enough time to watch. what should i do now, bro? Work in office, also said

@FanSidharth Muje dekhne ke liye time nhi milta hai re . Kya karu bata biddu tu bata ? Office me kaam bhi hai bole to


@Lal_the_Don No news, no logic, they just have made market of fake news.

#FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@Lala_The_Don Na news aur na logic bas bana diya hai Khabaron ka Bazaar.

#FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


@KyaUkhaadLega you were going to return on 14th? No calls come talk evening

@KyaUkhaadLega arre 14th thi na ghar wapasi? Koi na call karta hu shaam mein baat karte hai


@SonOfChoudhary we need education and employment.

 #Bdliyesrkrbdliyebhihr

@SonOfChoudhary chahiye शिक्षा और रोजगार।

 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


@Varun_dvn how is your hand. don't put up much weight. you aren't making any with Parineeti?

@Varun_dvn aur haath kaisa hai bhai. Jyada bhar mat uthana. Parineeti ke sath koi movie to nahi kar rahe na


@Babu_Bhaiyaa @ShivSharma400 Bhai party to banti hai


@jiteshpillaai what does do you use. oh god.

@jiteshpillaai kasle shabd vaaparta tumhi. Deva.


the great noel gallagher is about to hit the stage in st .  paul .  plenty of room here so we're 4th row center .  plenty of room .  pretty fired up


bb @balliawalebaba best wishes for your birthday .. Be happy .. live long .. live in delhi or live in farukkhabad

Babaji @balliawalebaba ko janamdin ki subhkamanayee.. Khush raho.. Aabaad raho.. Dilli raho ya Farukkhabad raho


there can be delay in god's home but no ignorance


i'm full wih happiness right now https: //tvitrkcom/actdesigner/stets/723370033255084032 ...

Khushi ke maare phula na sama raha huhttps://twitter.com/ekThaDesigner/status/723370033255084032 …


"What did you say .. you also make my day good.. Take Order of 2 lakh .. but just write made in india over it .." Picktvitrkcom/aktai92j7r

"Kya kaha.. Tum achche din bhi banate ho.. 2 lakh ka order le lo.. par unpe Made In India likhna.."pic.twitter.com/aktAI92J7r


hahaha .  .  .  acting tere bass ki baat nhi !  !


its okay to make mistakes, you are my dude

hoti hai galati bhai. magar bawa bawa hai


India won the toss, and will the match too #indwsfk @blliavlebb

Bhart ne toss jita h Match b jitengeee #IndvsPak @balliawalebaba


Guddu bro make some sweet like we use to have on 26 jan. . . those fried moti bundi laddu. . . haven't forgetten the taste yet

guddu bhai vo jo 26 january ko laddu miltey they uska kuch banao kabhi .  .  . vo telwaley moti bundi ke laddu .  .  . taste ab tak nahi bhoolta :))


making hole in the plate you ate # Boykat_pakistan_wale pic.twitter.com/atrPx647GC

Jis thali me khaya usi me ched kiya #बॉयकाट_पाकिस्तान_वालेpic.twitter.com/atrPx647GC


please search google name of mukhtar abbas naqwi wife and his father in law name ,  sahnawaz husain wife also my eyes opened .  .  .

plz search google name of mukhtar abbas naqwi wife and his father in law name ,  sahnawaz husain wife also aankh khul jayegi .  .  .


RT indiaforums: #MahaShivratri Celebration In we are here HumHainNaa_Sony SonyTV _kanwardhillon Http://tiksio/dyaa66crbkshtk

RT indiaforums : #MahaShivratri Celebration In Hum Hai Naa HumHainNaa_Sony SonyTV _kanwardhillon http://t.co/DYA66CbxtK


#RahulGandhi  did #namonitish betrayed by going against corruption or you betrayed people by going with corruption #BiharWithTejashwi

#RahulGandhi ji #namonitish ne corruption ke against jake dhoka diya ya aapne corruption ke sath rahkar janta ko 0 #BiharWithTejashwi


@ Anubhashukla7 yes, is your number coming

@anubhashukla7 yes,  apna number aane wala hai :)


Not @blithesoul_ not just 5 options. now someone will come to ask Hardy sandhu

@blithesoul_ abhi 5 option nahi hai na. Ab koi aur aayega Hardy Sandhu ko puchne ko


Kdae not having the seat. . i wish i get a place to stand. . improve your vocabulary. . . .

khade hone ki seat nahi .  . khade hone ki jagha mil jaaye .  . shabdawali sudhaaro .  .  .  .


Since the time when #gst implemented "everyone started eating out in the restaurants" sister can't you cook lentils and bread in your home?

Jabse #gst aaya "hai sabne restaurant mei khana shuru kr diya Kyu "behn ghar pe dal roti bhi nahi pakti tujhse ?


i am this happy after lot of time Piyush Bro

:'( itni khushiyan mujhe bahot saalon baad mili hai Piyus bhai. ILU :-*


Hrit @hriaguvesyyam: @ Rmnivsb83 @shuklpidaku @invitrchible_wss @ Annijosef77 greetings Sir Ramniwas  + All _sr After much wait.

RT @RaghuveeSayyam : @ramniwasb83 @shuklapinku @invincible_vss @annijoseph77 _Namashkar Sir Ramniwas ji + All _Sir bahut Intezar ke baad " Aaâ€¦


friday- to jack in the box then party at her house .  saturday- go to the park and live up the yolo life .  sunday- watch movies

friday- to jack in the box then party at her house .  saturday- go to the park and live up the yolo life xd .  sunday- watch movies c:


those who don't play #holi considering skin damage , tell them beauty isn't just a skin color

Jo log apni thwacha ' ke kaaran #holi nahi kahelte unhe koi bata do ki beauty sirf skin deep hi hoti hai .


the amount of brain Modi haters use in making jokes about GST, is sufficient to understand GST. #GSTForNewIndia #GSTForCommonMan #GST

Jitna dimag Modi haters GST k joke banane mei laga rahe hain isse kam mei to GST hi samajh aa jata. #GSTForNewIndia #GSTForCommonMan #GST


@ChickenBiryanii now these are the only four


@S1dRajput @SaakshiSRawat my tears have dried now

@S1dRajput @SaakshiSRawat mere aansu to sookh gaye ab


Bhaisaab @BUnlimted getting out of the cold pic.twitter.com/RrbJMy80Hu

Bhaisaab @BUnlimted thand se nijaat paate huepic.twitter.com/RrbJMy80Hu


@BeingReva you just crossed bhopal and haven't met me

@BeingReva matlab aap Bhopal se cross hue aur mile bhi nahi >.<


@PriyancaBajaj that was a nice idea... will just call him and tell him now

@PriyancaBajaj achcha idea diya.. Abhi phone karke bolta hu


i want tickets to the thursday game heat vs knicks (game 3) .  .  .

i want tickets to the thursday game heat vs knicks (game 3) hmm .  .  .


girls usually get failed in those schools .  .  .

bt ladkyian wahan humesa hi fail krti hain us school main .  .  .


@someUSER so you sat down with sophia grace and rosie, to tea and it was awesome !

@someUSER so u sat down with sophia grace and rosie to tea and it was awesome !  :d


@Ra_Bies Sab achhe hote hai. :-/
Serious nahi hote


this pm is liar .  .  .  no way he is honorable .  .  .

ye pm jhoontha hai .  .  .  kisi angle se honrable nahin hai .  .  .


@amoghranadive @VivianDivine @NaezyTheBaA very cool bro.
most special of your companions in my lane

@amoghranadive @VivianDivine @NaezyTheBaA ek number bhai.
Tere shooteron ka khaas mere gully mein


Bhai ye #GST ke bare m kisi ko kuch idea hai kya??


@YearOfRat by god, their songs just get memorized. and that even gujarati songs

@YearOfRat haha, inke gaane by God by heart ho jaate hai. Woh bhi Gujarati wale


@balliawalebaba Meine to Amazon se le liya.. Address Rana Ayyub ka daal diya


@ROFLaaLa @BeerOholic chalo plan karte hai


@prajesh9465 see anushka didn't have phone, buy her one @LoKarDi_RT @bizzarebhide

@prajesh9465 dekho anushka g ke paas phone nahi hai, ek nayi dila do @LoKarDi_RT @bizzarebhide


@MhaAgyaani this sorry wasn't for @Madan_Chikna bro

@MhaAgyaani ye sly @Madan_Chikna bhai k liye nahi tha


#police 's wirelesss #satelite #phone is leaking secretive information #gharbhar #gopniya .. #RightToPrivacy

#police ke wireless #satelite #phone se mil rahi hai #gharbhar ki #gopniya jankaari .. #RightToPrivacy


@twinitisha the day when my heart will forget you..

@twinitisha bhoolega dil jis din tumhe..


@Singhlicious :D
what beautiful those days were!


@join2manish Reminds me of ' you color me orange'

@join2manish Reminds me of ' Rang de tu mohe gerua :-) '


this is how we know some people are illiterate here . the ignorant ones . those who didn't even understand and just blabber things . â¬‡ï¸ https://t.co/34NhOdKDJc

Dis is how we noh sum ppl are illiterate here . D ignorant ones . Jinhe samajh kuch nahi aata bas bolna aata hai . â¬‡ï¸ https://t.co/34NhOdKDJc


let foreigners win at least a single match.
don't you have any values like humanity
#INDvENG

Ek match to jeetne do firangiyon ko.
Insaniyat naam ki cheez nahi hai tum logon ke paas?
#INDvENG


RT @kchowdhury9 : #boycottraees don't put this movie ever

RT @kchowdhury9 : #boycottraees ye movie ab nehi lana


@YearOfRat sweet of marriage sir.. those who eat it will regret and those who haven't will also regret.

@YearOfRat shaadi ka laddoo sir.. Jo khaye wo bhi pachtaaye aur jo na khaye wo bhi


dhoni won the toss and opted to bat first .....


in the face of soap, son you just turned out ti be foam.https://twitter.com/ibnlive/status/707513527699767296 …

Saabun ki shakal mein, beta tu to nikla kewal jhaag.https://twitter.com/ibnlive/status/707513527699767296 …


@AndColorPockeT nowadays we don't even get these..

@AndColorPockeT Aajkal to utne bhi nahi lagte..


Pakistani girl :- "would you drop me?"
Pakistani Cricketer :- "Droping is my only speciality" #AUSvPAK

Pakistani girl :- "Mujhe ghar drop kar doge?"
Pakistani Cricketer :- "Drop karna toh meri khaasiyat hai" #AUSvPAK


someone please rercite the story of mecca medina for them, they are coming to blame us .https://twitter.com/imDrMunaf/status/885708431927123968 …

Mecca Medina ki story batao inhe koi, aagaye doosron par unglee uthaane.https://twitter.com/imDrMunaf/status/885708431927123968 …


Sirf Sushma Swaraj kaam kar rahi hai. #Respect


@drpratikjain didn't you get the joke? are you human? @Ra_Bies

@drpratikjain Joke nahi samjhay? Human ho kya? @Ra_Bies


Rahane me meri Test wali tweet padh li.. LOL senti ho gaya.. Achcha hai


@ishquirrel_ fatte filter milk using cloth .. the residue would be paneer

@ishquirrel_ fatte doodh ko kapde se chaan lo .. Phir jo bachega wo paneer hai


@jdshastri26 there is nothing left after this.

@jdshastri26 hahaha uske baad to kuchh bachta hi nahi hai.


after 9pm , we have another party to attend buddy .. ;)


Yes bro sarita, why are being so possesive for sarita?

Haan bhai Sarita, itne possessive kyu horahe ho Sarita ko lekar?


.@JhaSanjay would you like to hear some abusive words even today ?

.@JhaSanjay bhai aaj ke din bhi gaali sunega ?


@kitAnurag it might been the regular thing for you. I face it rarely.

@kitAnurag Haha, tere liye toh almost everyday ki baat hogi. Mere saath kabhi kabhi hota hai.


@TheSepticHermit nautannki bandh karo! :-*


we are facing trouble in eating 100 vada pavs

Yahan 100 Vada Paav khaane ke vaande hai. :(


Whole indigenous made of Ayurvedic herbs, Vicko Vajradanti

Ayurvedic jadibootiyon se bana sampoorna swadeshi, Vicco Vajradanti


even today i remember those day, when i finished playing contra

mujhe aaj v yaad hai wo din jis din mene pora contra parr kar diya tha .  .  :d


Salman..bro ..are you looking the number of fans waiting for you..at least say hello to everyone

Salman..bhai ..aap dekh rahe ho kya kitne fans aapki wait kar rahe hai..just Hello to kehdo Sabko


RT @BeingSalmanKhan : RAEESSSSSSS is coming . for now just watch and enjoy the teaser

RT @BeingSalmanKhan : RAEESSSSSSS ah raha hai . Filhaal teaser dekho aur enjoy karo behaad


"don;t drink and drive on new year day.."pic.twitter.com/HdZnEcnZn5

"Daaru pee ke gaadi mat chalana new year pe.."pic.twitter.com/HdZnEcnZn5


hey my bhaggu .  .  we just revealed our secret

hey mere bhaggu .  .  yeh to pol khul gayii aaj


when playing a double player in the Contra, when someone's move was over, it was fun to press the button of the partner, and it was fun to get someone's move. .  .  .  .

contra mein double player khelte waqt jab kisi ki chaal khatm ho jati thi toh c ka button dabakr saath wale ki chaal utarne ka maza hi kuchh aur hua karta tha .  .  .  .


decrease #gst on burnol.... people need it #RightToPrivacy #Aadhar

Burnol pe #gst kam kar lo "bhai bahut need hai. .. #RightToPrivacy #Aadhar


its not lake .. we don't want this kejriwal

lake nhi hai.. aur ye kejriwal nhi chaiye


exactly, this is nothing.  .  no one will understand pain of writing exams on 31 dec and 1 jan, but i am ahead of that phase now

exactly :( ye to kuch b nhi hai .  .  koi 31st dec n 1st jan ko exam dene ka dukh kya samjhega :( bt the phase is gone nw :) :d


He: aunty should i come?

Hot Headed Aunty: do i fear you? go and bring your father with you

He: Bol na aunty aau kya?

Hot Headed Aunty: Darti hu kya tere se? Jaa apne baap ko bhi saath le aa


@Prankoholic you just don't talk to me, that would be better

@Prankoholic tum na baat hi na karo mujhse, wohi achha hai.


@tweeting_pal nowadays anyone comes and speak anything.. seems like i have to bring back old bolshu..

@tweeting_pal Isiliye aajkal koi kuch bhi bol ke chala jata hai.. Lagta hai purane bolshu ko phir se laana padega..


who did this with you? . you just tag him

Tere saath kisne kiye yeh? Bata. Tag kar tu usko


after #JNU other universities has been demanding to install #ArmyTanks  ... this left me to think in what generation we have arrived !

#JNU key baad doosrey universities bhi #ArmyTanks install karney ki demand karney lagey hain ... Sochna padega key ham kis dour mei agaye hai !


@MeetUunngLee Abe 2 khareedna.. Ek tere bhai ke liye bhi


Brother, sometimes at least look after bilaspur city. it's been made as dust city. neither drainge system nor proper roads

Are bhaiya thoda bilaspur shehar pe bhi dhayan do. Dust capital bana rakha hai. na "sadke na "suraksha na drainage system


"from that length if you bring  3 balls and 3 out, batsmen will get mad for sure" ~ Shoaib Akhtar has different for of enternainment

"Us length se 3 baal andar aur 3 bahar nikal dein toh batsman pagal hi ho jayega" ~ Shoaib Akhtar ka alag hi entertainment chalta hai


give me those arms thakur...pic.twitter.com/3YROcBR2N1

Yeh arms mujhay dede Thakur...pic.twitter.com/3YROcBR2N1


Finally after freeing from the bank queue mahesh babu @Fussy_Ca has returned

welcome him

Finally bank ki line se free ho kar apne Mahesh babu @Fussy_Ca wapas aa gaye hai

Itna swagat kare


@Alllahdin @retardedwriter will give up cigarette from today?

@Alllahdin @retardedwriter Aaj se cigarette bandh?


.@roykajal positivity is good, but that dosen't make your belly full

.@roykajal positivity achhi hai, magar usse kisi ka peth nahi bharta


@DefucktiveHumor don't bring kid into this @Atheist_Krishna @Ra_Bies

@DefucktiveHumor bachche ko beech me mat lao yaar @Atheist_Krishna @Ra_Bies


PM talks rubbish in #MannKiBaat  and waste the entire day" whereas #aap you cut half the duration of your press conference, why ?

#MannKiBaat me pm bakwaas karte rehte hain aur pura din barbaad kar dete hain " #aap ki press conference beech me hi kaat dete ho kyun ?


@_SandSurfer in what misunderstanding you are living in

@_SandSurfer kaisi galatfaimi me jee raha hai


@iamGunjanGrunge i will not add krishna there

@iamGunjanGrunge Krishna ko add hi nahi kaunga waha


@clued_up_chic whiskey doesn't betray ever

@clued_up_chic daru kabhi dhoka nahi deti


You will try to distort #history, we will bring 1000 @TrueIndology facts .

Tum #History ko tod marodne ki koshish "karoge 1000 @TrueIndology facts leke aajayenge.


@HasnaZarooriHai now what better could call girls even get

@HasnaZarooriHai abh call girl ko isi accha kya milega ..


laughing, admin is attention seeker, he deliberating posted things to get comments

lol admin atention seeker h jante bujhte post dala ki coment mile >_<


link adhaar card even after dying, sir .. #RightToPrivacy

Marne par bhi Aadhar link karwana ehe sir .. #RightToPrivacy


you got much freedom guddu, its time to marry .  remove the insect of acting from your heart.

azaadi bhot milgyi ab guddu shaadi kerle .  acting ka kida nikaal apne dil se aur bahar fek de .  :/


jain book depot ,  there will be a rude uncle, who would never reduce the prices.

jain book depot ,  ek khadus uncle baitha hota hai jo kabhi paise kam nahi karta .  :p


Salesman: "Take this .. Talk it .. Madam ji is telling me pink color green tea #AurDikhao" pic.twitter.com/XLuSrxpRa4

Salesman: "Ye lo.. Kar lo baat.. Ye Madam ji bol rahi hai mujhe Pink color ki Green Tea #AurDikhao"pic.twitter.com/XLuSrxpRa4


soon to be klitschko destroyer @someUSER tonight in the echo against @someUSER - '12th career ko tonight'


@YearOfRat bro. these days we don't get RT before 13

@YearOfRat Yaar. 13 ke pehle bhi RT nahi milti aaj kal.


@Prachi_licious friendship is the first step of love

@Prachi_licious dosti pyar ka pehla kadam hoti hai


pratiyogita drapan .  .  guddu will become ias after reading it .  .

pratiyogita drapan .  .  guddu ias banega ise padke .  .


@narendramodi Seeing your hardwork, even the Harvard owls were blushing, which owl said to make #notebandi " you dissolved rbi's pride in mud

@narendramodi Tera hardwork dekh kar Harvard wale bhi sharma gaye kis ulloo ne kaha tha #notebandi karne ko " RBI ki saakh mitti mein mila di


@someUSER @someUSER and @someUSER all on the jonathan ross show tonight , terrifying sat night in !  well done @someUSER #toofunny

@someUSER @someUSER and @someUSER all on the jonathan ross show tonight = terrif sat night in !  well done @someUSER #toofunny


celebrating birthday in dubai... what more you want

Dubai me bday mana rahi ho .. aur kya chahiye


@narendramodi Strong condemnation will do nothing, they need to learn a lesson, revenge has to be taken against terrorist #SurgicalStrike again .

@narendramodi kadi ninda se kuch nhi hoga sahaj sikhana hoga unhe revenge has to be taken against terrorist #SurgicalStrike again .


G1: you lipstick is so good, which one is it?
G2: It's red
G1: which brand is it?
G1: Sarojnee
#DelhiGirlsBeLike

G1: Kinni achhi lipstick hai yaar, kaun so hai?
G2: Laal hai
G1: Kaunsi 'braand' ya?
G1: Sarojnee
#DelhiGirlsBeLike


.@2witsofwisdom i am ready, these people are running @sardesairajdeep @VishalDadlani

.@2witsofwisdom Main to ready hoon ji, yeh log bhaag rahe hain @sardesairajdeep @VishalDadlani


What the hell!! the days news start with rape alert. there are no humans in city, all are wolves .. wherever you see them, just shoot them without filling any case

What the hell!! Roz ka din rape ki news se start ho raha hai. Insan nahi saale bhediye bhare pade hai maar daalo saalo ko.. jahan dikhe thok do koi case vase chalane ki zarurat nahi


bro give me your twiiter account password please

bhai Mujhe Apna twitter account password de doo pls :p :p :p :p :p :p


you should not lose pandya!
#INDvENGpic.twitter.com/ClApEtQS7T

HAARNA NAHI HAI PANDYA!
#INDvENGpic.twitter.com/ClApEtQS7T


news on aaj tak are real please reply ......Ansar

Aaj tak par news sache hai plss reply ......Ansar


Maybe just trying to be friend ..... Could be of great help would do your assignments for free


Bhai sab theek? Pyar hamein bhi hai tujhse


just go and ask her , why are you being so shy. She will like it .

Ja kar Naam puch lo , itna sharmate kyo ho . She will like it .


@radhesen @mandar2404 @maddyisms @snpunjabi @kaunmann @vivekgirotra @GeoPhunk  fair of hearts come

@radhesen @mandar2404 @maddyisms @snpunjabi @kaunmann @vivekgirotra @GeoPhunk  May La Dilon Ka Aata Hai


In the mall, boys think the same thing seeing girls and drinks bar
I should take this.. and this too..

Mall ma ladkiya aur daaru ke theke pe ladke same cheez sochte hai..

Ye bhi le lu.. Wo bhi le lu..


@someUSER absolutely nothing will ,  they will be best friends forever  when they won the nta award for the 10th year that has to be .  .  .  .

@someUSER absolutely nothing will ,  they will be best friends forever :') when they won the nta award for the 10th year that has to be .  .  .  .


s onguddu if Laila see it, it will be disgraceful

beta guddu if Laila see it, it will be disgracefu


Respected sir today you are hope of all nation ...you have shown a new dawn to the people...now let the sunshine appear...

Respected sir aap aaj pure Bharat ki ummid ho ...ek naya savera aapne hi janta ko dikhaya he...ap dhup bhi nikaliye...


future like "my tatto will grow and go to iit" ?? https://twitter.com/Monique_essence/status/620963301019652096 …

future like "Mera Tattoo bada hokar IIT jaega" ?? https://twitter.com/Monique_essence/status/620963301019652096 …


reality - to start slide show in power point press f5.

reality - power point me slide show start karne ke liye f5 press karo .


bro she doesn't smoke cigarettes.. she Gutkha eats with khaini @angryoungwoman

bhai wo bidi nahi peeti.. gutkha khati hai Khaini ke saath @angryoungwoman


@Sychlops you are asking and saying these things, stupid part 2?

@Sychlops puchta bhi hai aur aise bhi bolta hai, stupid part 2?


@janimynk @Maddy_Saheb @bhakht @MODIsWarrior googling since 2 hours. great l b shashtri, gandhi were self proclaimed great

@janimynk @Maddy_Saheb @bhakht @MODIsWarrior 2 ghante se Google kar raha hun . reat great l b shastri ji , gandhi was a self proclaimed " mahat


Karachi : Two Afraad's corpses recovered from Korangi crossing, both Afraad were killed in firing Police #KARACHI #NEWS #UPDATE ( 11AM )

Karachi : Korangi Crossing Se 2 Afrad Ki Lashain Baramad Donu Afrad Ko Firing Kr K Qatal Kiya Gaya Police #KARACHI #NEWS #UPDATE ( 11AM )


these unwanted people always comes to spectate matches

ye unwanted log har match me jaroor tapkte h !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !


@MeetUunngLee  i said, lets go, anyway i'm going to buy a whiskey for you darling

@MeetUunngLee LOL! Bola tha, chal daaru toh waise bhi pilaunga Hi tujhe darling


@rajnishtrip rahul baba has gone to eat @kinjealous @Atheist_Krishna

@rajnishtrip woh to Rahul Baba sevan kar gaye @kinjealous @Atheist_Krishna


*Mummy found out tobacco from my bag*
Mom- son please don't eat it

*Mummy found out Maggi from my bag*
Mom- i will hit you with my slippers.. you have ruined yourself

*Mummy ko mere bag se gutkha mila*
Mom- Beta mat khaya karo

*Mummy ko bag se Maggi mili*
Mom- Chappal kaha hai meri.. Bohot bigad gaya hai


@Sand_In_Deed logo ko samaj hi nahi aaya..


#GST #Petrol prices are taking lives of common people, how much more you will loot from us ? its has crossed the limit..... congress government was a lot better than this

#GST #Petrol prices common janta ke jaan ley rahi or kitna lootna bake hai ? Hadd hai yar..... isse better to Congress thi aisa lag raha hai


@sailorsmoon all indians are working for it..

@sailorsmoon Poore India wale lage pade hai.. yaayyy


@indiantweeter are you being foreigner. are you ahamed of writing bathroom

@indiantweeter jyada angrej ban raha hai kya. Gusalkhana likhne me sharm aati hai !!


@MeThePooh ec should take action against both nitish and amrit
#NitishKaAgentPratyayaAmrit

@MeThePooh nitish or amrit dono ke khilaaf EC shud take action
#NitishKaAgentPratyayaAmrit


you haven't said this to me ever... @bhaiyyajispeaks

mere baare mein toh tumne ye kabhi nahi bola... @bhaiyyajispeaks


Amazing .. today #harmanpreet failed  #virat #dhoni for her amazing performance in  #Semifinal of #WomensWorldCup 2017 .. hatsoff 0 #AUSvIND

Amazing .. #virat #dhoni ko fail kar diya aaj #harmanpreet ki is #WomensWorldCup 2017 k #Semifinal ki shandar pari ne .. hatsoff 0 #AUSvIND


bro @ek_samosa_dena & @Dishasatra seen you in the audience! today's night is life!

Bhai @ek_samosa_dena & @Dishasatra tumlog dikh gaye audience mein! Aaj ki raat hai zindagi!


my pakistani brothers .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . you sell us all your crackers, because the way your team is playing you won't be able to light the crackers

mere pakistani bhaiyo .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . apne sare patakhe hume hi bhej do kyunki jis terah tumhari team khel rahi hai us tereh to tum log koi patakhe na jla paoge


perfect. i'm here too
i'm calling, lets have fun on saturday night. What say?

Haha, perfect. Main bhi yahin hu :D
Phone karta hu, Saturday shaam ka koi machan kar lete hai. What say?


thanks @dpd111 @gautamrajrishi @swapnilktiwari @mishrashiv

shukriya @dpd111 @gautamrajrishi @swapnilktiwari @mishrashiv


" Happy birthday " * lal krishna advani sir *-

" Happy birthday " * lal krishna advanji sir *-


She called her roomie after reaching her place, saying Urvi you please return my 150 that i lent you. i will give this amount and the 600 from earlier, now come down

She called her roomie after reaching her place, saying Urvi yaar 150 udhaar de de plz. Haan kutti pehle ke 600 aur ye dungi, abhi neeche aa


Even the paan seller in sitting in front of @krazyfrog society has hairstyle pic.twitter.com/TFOGhCt4DW

@krazyfrog society ke saamne paan wala hai uska tak yahi hairstyle hai.pic.twitter.com/TFOGhCt4DW


what should be our leader like . he should be like Chota Bheem

RT @HasibaAmin 'Naarebaazi' at Shri. Rahul Gandhi's road show! :)pic.twitter.com/EU48h7sE9t

Hamara neta kaisa ho.. Chota Bheem jaisa ho !!

RT @HasibaAmin 'Naarebaazi' at Shri. Rahul Gandhi's road show! :)pic.twitter.com/EU48h7sE9t


Happy Mahashivratri . Om Namah Sivaay :)


First, Kejriwal called for a srtrike to collect items for rayta
Second, he made government to cook rayta
Third, Kumar Vishwas  spread it over #RaitaFailaDiya

First, Kejriwal ne dharna de kar rayte ka samaan jama kiya
Second, Sarkaar bana kar, Rayta banaya
Third, Kumar Vishwas ne #RaitaFailaDiya


Happy bday @YesIamSaffron friend.. GOd wish you have wealth like sonia gandhi and relationsips like digvijaya singh

Happy bday @YesIamSaffron frnd.. Bhagwaan kare aapke paas Sonia Gandhi jitna paisa aur Digvijay Singh jitni biwiya mile


sir, bless me, I want to walk in the path of your noble Feminists, our agenda is high.

Sir, mujhe aashirwad do main tumhare nek feminists raahon par chalna chahta hu, agenda uncha rahe hamara.


@praktabh very good.. you did phd in saying abusive words

@praktabh bahut badiya ... gali dene me PHD kie ho


these arrows might miss #ravana and hit #aamadmi " hit it carefully. don't misfire it like #Notebandi and #Gst

Ye tir kahi #Ravan ko miss kar ke kisi #aamadmi ko naa lag jaye " samhhal ke mariyega sir. #Notebandi and #Gst ki tarah misfire na ho jaye.


i'm sharing my candy with lyric ,  alena ,  dejanae and marquell tomorrow =)


#Dhoni sir you can take some more time "does any one leaves his/her fans like this "

#Dhoni sir aap kuch waqt or le sakte the " koi apne fans ko is tarah chhod ke jata h kya "


@coolfunnytshirt Yahan par sabhi fakr hai.


Shortest short story in gujarati literature .... just in two lines ... called " #  " ... ... http://t.co/3VllKgNaPn

Shortest short story in gujarati literature .... just in two lines ... called " # " " ... ... http://t.co/3VllKgNaPn


RT @AfsanaMeet : @Gurmeetramrahim #PiousBhandara wow nanu and papa

RT @AfsanaMeet : @Gurmeetramrahim #PiousBhandara wow nanu papa


applying it will relax your jealousy. Use burnol https://twitter.com/Shehla_Rashid/status/882827588334432257 …

:D' lagane se jalan kam nahi hoti. Use burnolhttps://twitter.com/Shehla_Rashid/status/882827588334432257 …


First they took away seeta and now match. how cheap neighbours we have

Pehle Seeta mata ko le gaye aur ab match. Kaise begairath padosi hain yaar!


@masala_chaas here the people with more salary also heats up

@masala_chaas arey yaha to zyada salary wale bhi jalte hai


@jairajsonicivil even after 10 years of government he haven't given electricity #FailedCMNitish

@jairajsonicivil 10 saal satta me reh kar bijli bhi nahi di gyi isse #FailedCMNitish


@Ra_Bies What to fear when we took up the challenge. we accepted the challenge not a stealing job.. silence and sly.. What to fear when we took up the challenge

@Ra_Bies Jab Panga liya to darna kya. Panga liya koi chori nahi ki.. Chup chup sly karna kya.. Jab Panga liya to darna kya.


@journojuno camel is taller than mountain

@journojuno zye oonth pahaad se bhi lamba hai LOL!


kashmir belongs to us, and now match too. #INDvPAK

Kashmir bhi hamara, match bhi hamara. #INDvPAK


this is bad habit of salmaan khan.... he comes late

yeh salman khan ki purani aadat hai.... late aana :p


staff rooms only allows the girls who are full sycophant of madam :@

staff room me sirf un ladkiyon ko entry milti thi jo madam ki full chamchi hoti thi :@


kejri is sycophant of sullo ,  wake up hindus wake up

kejri sullo ka chamcha hai ,  jago hindu jago


seen the trailer few months back ?  .  .  .  .

abhi trailor kuchh mahine pahle dekha tha ?  .  .  .  .


very very good days https://twitter.com/htTweets/status/599197476613062657 …

Bahot hi achhe dinhttps://twitter.com/htTweets/status/599197476613062657 …


today @Nomadic_Soul_ is sledging more than australians. keep it up

Aaj Australians se zyada sledging to @Nomadic_Soul_ kar rahi hai.. Hahaha keep it up


this use to happen when i get low grades in english

yeh hota tha ghar pe jab english mein kamm number aate the .  .


#WorstChildhoodRumors
sleep son ..otherwise gabbar will come

#WorstChildhoodRumors
Beta soja ..Soja nahi to Gabbar Singh aa jaayega.


.@Paid_Journalist  blind of spring can see greenery everywhere around

.@Paid_Journalist saawan ke andhe ko har taraf hariyali nazar aati hai bhai


brian geraghty gear up for one heck of a ride in this exclusive clip from flight !  see it tomorrow .  http/URL


@AviralKapoor_ everything gets at free with the job @UnSubtleDesi

@AviralKapoor_ Job ke saath sab kuch free milta hai @UnSubtleDesi


Tumhe Mere Jaisi Ladki Nahi Milegi . . . . . Boy

Brilliant Answer By Boy Friend on Break Up â€¦ . Girl


citizens of free country, time has come to express your artificila patriotism.
JAI HIND!

AZAAD DESH KE NAAGRIKON TUMHARA ARTIFICIAL PATRIOTISM JATAANE KA WAQT AAGAYA HAI.
JAI HIND!


.@imVkohli @henrygayle Get ready to get *Gayle has got a daughter" and you haven't even married yet

.@imVkohli @henrygayle Get ready to get *Gayle ke to beti bhi ho gayi" aur tune abhi tak shaadi bhi nahi ki.


44 has a bad time.. sonia be careful.. even now you have time https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/631702828793200641 …

44 walo ke bure din chalu hai.. Sonia ji sambhal jaaye.. Ab bhi time haihttps://twitter.com/aajtak/status/631702828793200641 …


@lack_a_daisy Bye ? now the party has started

@lack_a_daisy Bye ? Abhi to party shuru huee hai


have you ever been in love with someone? and he/she betrayed you?https://twitter.com/chintskap/status/596379389304012800 …

Kya tumne kabhi kisise pyar kiya? Aur usne tumhe dhoka diya?https://twitter.com/chintskap/status/596379389304012800 …


World Cup might have ended, but we still have alcohol left my friend

World Cup chahe khatam hogayi ho, daaru abhi baaki hai mere dost.


@retardedwriter i wish to come to kanpur

@retardedwriter Mujhe aana tha Kanpur :'(


smoking cigarette i was waiting for at pathway

since cigarette is now rs.15 and you weight is 100 kg

Beedi peeke nukkad pe weight tera kiya re.

Kyunki cigarette ab Rs.15 ki hogayi hai, aur tumhara wazan 100 kilo.


#229 : #AcademicOfficeFail I appeared for ES 200 endsem exam twice in the semester and got a FR in HS 200 #Aero

#229 : #AcademicOfficeFail I appeared for ES 200 endsem exam twice in the semester and got a FR in HS 200 :-/ #Aero


One girl was crazy,
She used to die on a boy,
Bowed down,
Used to spend sharma's money

#RealLoveStories #HBDSRK

Ek ladki thi deewani si,
Ek ladke pe woh marti thi,
Nazre jhukake, sharma ke
Paise kharch karaya karti thi
#RealLoveStories #HBDSRK


@SHPA4016 @titli29 @SrBachchan Main koi jhoot boleya .. koi naa bai koi na bai koi na .. oye balle balle balle balle .. haha .. I rest my case


@UniqueIdiot_ what is behind the bodice ?


ok i'm going bye.... if you lie then black crow will bite you, don't be scared of balck crow salmaan khan

ok ab mai ja rhi hu byee....jhuth bolw kauwa kaatw kaale kauwe sw aap dariyo salmaan sir


childhood will remember .  .  we had fun .  .  thanks guddu .  .  .

bachpan yaad aagaya .  .  maaza aa gaya .  .  thax guddu .  .  .


@ek_samosa_dena @friendlii_ghost till now over 5 bars has banned me from entering

@ek_samosa_dena @friendlii_ghost ab tak bambai ke 5 bar mein hum par ban lagaya hua hai


today Duggal sir school boy hainhttps://twitter.com/BDUTT/status/847335290175758337 …

aaj Duggal sahab school boy hainhttps://twitter.com/BDUTT/status/847335290175758337 …


#RahulGandhi in Kushinagar, seeing Insecticides' bottle farmer wishes to drink it " and commit suicide" farmer's voice is not reaching Modi : #RahulGandhi

#RahulGandhi in Kushinagar Kisaan insecticide ki bottle dekh sochta hai main isko pee jaaun " atmahatya karlun " kisaan ki awaaz Modiji tak nhi ja rahi hai : #RahulGandhi


and the sticker showed games different from what was inside the casette .  :d


salutations to lord shiva! dear priest, help everyone but help me more! happy mahashivaratri!

RT @armaankohli : Om namoh shiva , Babaji sab Ke sath mere sath thoda zayada :-) wishing all BAM BHOLE NATH :-) mahashivratri ke badhaiya : -


beatiful sunrise at the washington monument taken by @someUSER-httpl/URL

beautiful sunrise at the washington monument taken by @someUSER - http/URL


my head is fine now, but my heart has started to ache.

sir ka dard theek ho gaya.. dil ki bhad gaya


man, in this country you would get more attracation if you make a spoof of akhilesh yadav. don't abuse woman unnecesarily

Yaar, iss desh mein tu Akhilesh Yadav ka spoof ban ja zyada traction milega. Fokat ki gaaliya na dega ladkiyon ko.@Vellawanti


if entertainment remains entertainment it's fine.there's no use spreading hatred through movies @kabirkhankk#banphantom

entertainment hamesha entertainment tak rahy go theek rahy ga .. movie k bahnai nafrat bantne sy fyda nae hoga @kabirkhankk #banphantom


@PoojaMissra watching news channels on tv has now become boring thanks to biased journalists like #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@PoojaMissra  TV par news channels dekhna ab ho gaya hai bekaar.. thanks to presstitutes like #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


@Vipul_tweets_ haven't got the courage to see it yet

@Vipul_tweets_ dekhne ki himmat nahi hui ab tak


sir @ArvindKejriwal people here in bhopal are talkin about your full page ads which say "how can burning kites create such a horrible situation?"

Sir @ArvindKejriwal ppl here in Bhopal r talkin about ur full page ads saying "miyan kasam udaan jhalle ki ye kaisi naashpiti harkat hegi"


listen in 2 hours for an expansive interview with poet frank x .walker ,who will present his works at murray state on november 1 .  #soundsgood

listen in hour 2 for an expansive interview with poet frank x .  walker who present his works at murray state on november 1 .  #soundsgood


brother, why do you take so much time to post the cartoon ? please do it fast.

bhai itna time kyun lete ho cartoon post karne mein .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . please jaldi kiya karo


@dhaval241086 if someone recognizes me on the road , they'll beat me to shreds.

@dhaval241086 Kisi ne sadak pe chalte pehchaan liya. To bahut pelenge mujhe


@LoKarDi_RT @TweetErrant @NDTVGadgets he has spammed everything

@LoKarDi_RT @TweetErrant @NDTVGadgets spam kar ke rakha hai TL inhone


to fight my case i had to borrow 4 crores from the common public of delhi! is this your definition of good days? @ArvindKejriwal

Apna case ladne ke liye mujhe Delhi ki janta ka 4 crore use karna pada, kya yahi hain achhe din: @ArvindKejriwal


he probably thought i was going to be a waste ,that's why #Trump has called me to #WashingtonDC !

Saayad mera barwadi ka khayal Mann mai aaya hai " isiliye #Trump ne mujhe #WashingtonDC bulaya hai !


modi sir, you are the first obc president. do something for the obcs. no one will do anything later.

modi sir app pahale OBC president ho. OBC ke liye kuch karo. bad me koi kuch nahi karega


@DesireMaze this much attachment is enough to make you extremely sick

@DesireMaze Itna attachment aapko beemaar…bahut beemaar, karne ke liye.. kafi hai


not to be overlooked by sandy ,  a summery mid-upper 70s with sunshine today in cnn.  a record high of 79 degress farhenheit set in buffalo .  more warmth is expected on friday !

not to be overlooked by sandy ,  a summery mid-upper 70s with sunshine today in cny .  record high of 79 set in buffalo .  more warmth friday !


@KaliKaEkka firstly, why did you learn from modi?


Won the match ! Gambhir you are a devil ! #KorboLorboJeetbo #IPLT20 #KKRvDD #SRK

Won the match !! Gambhir u r a devil !! #KorboLorboJeetbo #IPLT20 #KKRvDD #SRK


@srkiany_blood only dhoni plays spin well. everyone else commits suicide. @iam_prs

@srkiany_blood sirf dhoni akele spin ko accha khelta hai . india mai .. baki suicide kr lete hain .. @iam_prs


brother, why is this tortoise-like sir writing it wrong? a2+b2=c2

bhai ye kachua sir galat kyo likh rahe hai a2+b2=c2


we daily go to the staff room to check that how many teachers are absent .

we daily go staff room to check that how many teachers are absent today  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?


this is what is happening in the country. why do people ruin the reputation of men alone? where are you feminists now? https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/852255626411507712 …

Ye horaha hai desh mein, saala hum mard hi kyu bardaasht kare sab? Feminists saheliyan kahan hai?https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/852255626411507712 …


@KyaUkhaadLega mother promise, i have taken english positively

@KyaUkhaadLega kasam english maiyya ki, postively liya hai


@PriyancaBajaj  if you want to change the country you'd have to start now. #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

@PriyancaBajaj  Desh badalna hai to karna padega ye shuruaat #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


i just want to be away from all of this  .  far away  .   call nasa  .

\  "  i just want to be away from all of this  .  far away  .  \  "  call nasa  .


the fire and ambition in our love will never stop growing. a diwali tribute #HIIMESHISGOD

YE ISHQ KI AAG HOGI NA KAM TUM AUR HUM EK ATOM BOMB, FIRE BRIGADE MANGWA DE TU ANGAARON PAR HAI ARMAAN - DIWALI TRIBUTE #HIIMESHISGOD


Shahid kapoor ne tumhe invite nahi kiya @BB


@Nilzrav if you had travelled for another half an hour , you would have reached abu dhabi

@Nilzrav Aadha ghanta aur chalti toh Abu Dhabi pahaunch jaati. :P


i used to spend time on the park in the seesaw

main to park mein see saw pe bhi 5 min wasool karta tha .  .  .


@maham2910 those who don't work promptly never change unless they get a kick.today he got his kick from qandeel . what a  superhero!

@maham2910 jo Kaam nahi hota choortay nahi hai Jaab taak koi kick naa Maray .... Today he got his kick from Qandeel . Wadaaaaaaa Superhero


@someUSER me and katie are busy after school we have to go to playtoes and have some stuff to do .  but saturday morning , lets do it !  then let's go the beach.

@someUSER me and katie are busy after school we have to go to playtoes and stuff .  but saturday morning .  lets do it !  then beach


@lifelovesuma the fruit of patience is sweet ! real romance will be better than the hot dreams of ganga.

@lifelovesuma intezaar ka phal is sweet .. gangaa ke hot dreams se Accha hoga real romance ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜


is this a math class or an english class?


@tweeting_pal everyone finds the truth bitter

@tweeting_pal sach sabko kadwa lagta hai


haha! what wouldn't parents do for their child?

hahahha ,  parents kya kya nahi karte apne child k liye .  .  .  .  .


@iamGunjanGrunge the picture to keep your mouth shut.twitter.com/ZzR4gZlVCz

@iamGunjanGrunge muh band karlepic.twitter.com/ZzR4gZlVCz


@TheIntlHerald : India : approximately 100 students Injured by tear gas and lathi charge on non kashmiri students at nit srinagar https://t.co/d

RT @TheIntlHerald : India : Approx 100 Students Injured in Tear Gas and Lathi Charge on Non Kashmiri students at NIT Srinagar https://t.co/d


i can't stop laughing! this actually used to happen in our school.

lol .  . i cnt stop laughing , dis actully used to happend in our school :)


girls spend their entire lives in search of these things https://twitter.com/Miss_Woww/status/778498942929559552 …

Aur ladkiyo ki saari life unhi cheezo ko dhoondne me https://twitter.com/Miss_Woww/status/778498942929559552 …


#GST is the reason that even kids are scared in the market. #GST has created such a negative atmosphere.

#GST ko le kar market m bachha bachha bhi draa betha h...#GST ki esi hawaa banna dali h...


Sir Nawaz Sharif 's phone number is in this picture.twitter.com/3Ua2scYkUG

Sir Nawaz Sharif ka phone haipic.twitter.com/3Ua2scYkUG


@The_Sleigher she won't reply to me after today, so please don't spam@humasqureshi

@The_Sleigher :-/ aaj ke baaad woh mujhe bhi reply nahi karegi, spam na karo :( @humasqureshi


@BrushUrTeeth_03 common man! no-one retweets me as well

@BrushUrTeeth_03 kya yaar. Mujhe bhi koi rt nahi karta.


usa- files divorce and gets divorce.india - files divorce, " i was suspiscious of jamaai from the very first day. remember who he hugged reshma during his marriage?"

USA - Files divorce, gets divorce.India - Files Divorce, "Jamaai par pehle se hi shak tha. Shaadi ke din Reshma ko kaise chipka tha??!!"


salman khan has a unique shine. i'm a huge fan of him.

Bahi ke zalak sab sa aalag..... Ma to superman salman ka fan....


lord rama never said 'salutations to the mother land' because kaikeyi sent him on a 14 year exile.

Lord Ram never said Bharat Mata ki Jai. Because Kaikeyi sent him on a 14 year vanvaas.


@chatpatidiary why are you so involved in spreading news against me?

@chatpatidiary tum mere against mein prachaar mein kyu lage huwe ho?


you wish to become adele? man, there's a lot of competition over her , do you want to join as well?

you wish to become Adele? Yaar bahot rotdu hai yahan tumko bhi number lagana hai?


@Atheist_Krishna abe tu to sahi laga hashtag


another milestone! my country is changing .#GST @narendramodi

Another milestone! Mera desh badal raha hai! 0 #GST @narendramodi


@SPoonia777 : all volunteers are doing humanitarian deeds all over the world ! @Gurmeetramrahim it's #MSGsuccessCelebration https :/

RT @SPoonia777 : All Volunteers are doing humanitarian deeds All over the world ! Guru @Gurmeetramrahim ji its #MSGsuccessCelebration https :/


#notebandi has caused huge distress to the public.after  #DeMonetisation , in every election ,the shine of @BJP4India has constantly been increasing.

#notebandi se Janta kitni pareshan hai ki #DeMonetisation ke baad har election me @BJP4India ka jalwa badhta ja raha hai 0


i'm not going to believe that victor cruz is the real deal until he lines up outside , no slot , and doesn't disappear like he did on sunday.

i'm not gon believe that victor cruz is the real deal until he lines up outside ,  no slot ,  and doesn't disappear like he did sunday


alright guys ,  last competition for the night . like this status for a chance to win a copy of judas priest's 30th .  .  .  http/URL

right guys ,  last competition of the night .  .  .  like this status for a chance to win a copy of judas priest's 30th .  .  .  http/URL


between the eyes there were a few gestures. sitting idly, i found my lifetime partner. pic.twitter.com/s0Nkb2dCGI

Aankhon Hi Aankhon Mein Ishaara Ho Gaya, Baithe Baithe Jeene Ka Sahaara Ho Gaya..pic.twitter.com/s0Nkb2dCGI


Bhut pyar krte hai hum aapse...bs aur kuch nhi..


modi : Ready ? camera man : yes sir. modi : take this! https://t.co/MSReZ2EESk

Modi : Ready ? Camera Man : Yes sir Modi : Ye le !!! https://t.co/MSReZ2EESk


but i think even in america, there's someone new #Trump #AaGayaNayaHero

But i think America m bhi aaya h kuch naya #Trump #AaGayaNayaHero


@indiantweeter brother we were supposed to meet today.

@indiantweeter Bhai aaj ka program tha milney ka


i like aarti because she gives me gracious gifts from god.


i'm done retweeting this 15 times. done with my shelf life

Matlab hogaya 15 baar khud RT kar ke ye. Shelf life khatam.


mr.sharma isn't a good neighbor pic.twitter.com/dcuBikTpvU

Sharma ji achche padosi nahi hai pic.twitter.com/dcuBikTpvU


show the news of small villages too sometimes .#TripleTalaq  #Kashmiri #Up #Yogi please cover other states too @aajtak @sardesairajdeep

Small village ka bhi news dikhao kabi #TripleTalaq Kabi #Kashmiri #Up #Yogi in se bhi bahar niklo Sir Ji @aajtak @sardesairajdeep


i'm still unable to believe that #Dhoni has left #Captaincy .someone please tell me that this news is false.

Mujhe to abhi bhi vishwash nahi ho raha hai ki #Dhoni ne #Captaincy chhor diya hai .. please somebody tell ki ye FALSE news hai ...


loved the opening debates rap game kathy crowley october 20 - bruno mars http/URL

loving the opening debates rap game kathy crowley october 20 - bruno mars http/URL


pura filmy hai  .  .  .  bas ek change hai  .  .  .  papa ke marne ke baad chacha log ne property hadapne ki koshish hi nahiki


@Parsahiya ye dekha dekha lag raha hai tweet


@coolfunnytshirt : mithun  could sue kapil sharma for copyright infringement of ' babaji ka thullu ' http://t.co/pmeMsZVtji

RT @coolfunnytshirt : Mithunda could sue Kapil Sharma for copyright infringement of ' babaji ka thullu ' http://t.co/pmeMsZVtji


political parties please learn from obama. instead of putting blame on each other , a simple greeting would be enough

Politics parties Obama ji se seekhe apne bhashan me ek dusre pr nishana saadhne ke alawa sirf ' Namastey ' hi kahde to baat ban jaayegi ..


Happy MahaShivratri to All ... MahaShivratri ke hardik shubkaamnaye ... MahaShivaratri shubhakankshalu ... HAR HAR MAHADEV .,


child, go to the staffroom and bring some chalk. while you're at it also bring the test register. i need to disclose everyone's marks.

beta staff room j ja kr chalk le aana  ,  ha aur suno test wala rgestr bhi lete aana tum gadho ka no .  bhi btana hai  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  :)


did you forget the #surgicalStrike ? you speak of the border. today you must have felt the power of hindustani people.

#surgicalStrike bhul gyi ? Border ki baat krti hai .... Hum hindustaniyo mein kitna protien hai aj pta chal jayega ....


@Atheist_Krishna please get to know the root cause of this problem. #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

@Atheist_Krishna Aao kare is samasya ka nidaan milkar #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


for the past 2 years, the entire focus of the media has been on j&k. whether it was #JNU or burhan or hafiz , the situation has gone from bad to worse.

do salo se media ka pura dhyan j&k pe hi h..chahe ho #JNU ka ya stone pelting ya hafij ya burhan mamla..fir v halat bad se badtar!


do you talk to yourself or are you waiting for someone?

Yun hi tum khud se baat karti ho, ya koi aur ka iraada hai?


@timesn0w send the link. i want to see the basis of this. otherwise pakistan is religiously tolerant in jokes only @brownbrumby @oirme

@timesn0w link bhejna mujhe bhi dekhna hai unka basis kya hai. Otherwise Pakistan is religiously tolerant in jokes only @brownbrumby @oirme


@SanikaRanade don't make sweetheart your favorite. nowadays he is also liked.

@SanikaRanade jaaneman favorite na karo, aajkal woh bhi like ho gaya hai


@iamGunjanGrunge you're a stark. it's necessary for you to die.

@iamGunjanGrunge tu to Stark hai.  Tera marna zaroori hai


@Being_Humor : while we were watching #IndVsBan kangana ranaut dropped 1437 more mails to hrithik .

RT @Being_Humor : While we were watching #IndVsBan Kangna Ranaut dropped 1437 more mails to Hrithik .


this is what happens. with 2 hands you end up doing a 'mujra' https://twitter.com/snarkyruch/status/686809793697169408 …

Yeh hi hota hai, haath do toh mujra karayengihttps://twitter.com/snarkyruch/status/686809793697169408 …


@Retributions @sidin she has indian written all over her face

@Retributions @sidin uski shakal par Indian likha hai


i gave you a bottle of alcohol as well. where is it?


@ROFLaaLa @retardedwriteryou would get sweets in an irani or sweet shop.

@ROFLaaLa @retardedwriter mithai, koi Irani ya sweet shop mein milega


he's neither affected by cold or malaria but instead by valeria #EscobarSongs

Sardi khaasi na malaria hua, yeh gaya yaaron isko, Valeria hua #EscobarSongs


mom and dad, you are really great. i love you.

sach mein maa and paa gr8  .  .  . love u


oh my god! how do you know? aren't you ashamed? get lost!

haaye daiyaan tumhe kaise pata? Eeessh... sharam aati hai hatto


[ Admin Note ] In a plane on the way to Bombay after a few years ! I'm gonna be walking around aimlessly sometime in the next couple of days


sir, i'm unable to understand this conversation. pic.twitter.com/s9Fvfhonp4

Sirji ye baat kuch samaj nahi aayeepic.twitter.com/s9Fvfhonp4


@jiteshpillaai you can't see far when the telescope is in a critical condition.

@jiteshpillaai doordarshi naahi tumhi, telescope vikat ghya ek </3


it looks like someone has  put a 10 sized shoe into their 7 sized feet .https://twitter.com/iPoonampandey/status/599596079781253120 …

10 number ke per mein 7 number ka joota ghusaya hai aisa lag raha hai.https://twitter.com/iPoonampandey/status/599596079781253120 …


@Alllahdin @YearOfRat yahin hota hai </3


@Insane_chorri the person for whom you were supposed to change has left you. @tweeting_pal @TheDilliMirror

@Insane_chorri jiske liye sudharna tha.. Wo chhod ke gayee @tweeting_pal @TheDilliMirror


@Alllahdin love doesn't make you hungry , it makes you thirsty! because even the cheetah drinks.

@Alllahdin Pyre ke bhooke nahi, pyaase. Kyonhki chitta bhi peeta hai @warpedinxs


south african  bowlers were saying this to dhawan,kohli and rahane in between overs - " brother  ,we promise you that just because our clothes are green , but we aren't pakistanis".

sa bowlers were talking to dhavan kohli and rahane in between overs .  .  .   " bhai ,  bas hamare kapde hare he ,  ham sacchhi me pakistani nahi he .  .  god promise .  .  "


Just because it's friday , don't get started in the morning.https://twitter.com/arvindkejriwal/status/771530348761014272 …

Friday hai, iska matlab ye nahi subah subah hi chalu ho jao.https://twitter.com/arvindkejriwal/status/771530348761014272 …


i want to go watch denzel's new movie tomorrow !  someone take me .

i want to go watch denzel's new movie tomorrow !  someone take meeeeeeeeeee .


@niksy21 india is the father . the two useless sons are pakistan and bangladesh.

@niksy21 india baap hai n dono nalayak aulad huyi pak n b'desh .


the violence hasn't started yet. when these people scream 'death to india' like #jnu, that's when it will start.

violence abhi shuru kaha hua he " jab vo log vapas Bharat Murdabad ke naare lagate #jnu jese " tab violence hota 0


.@RanaAyyub today you seem to be supporting the indian army a lot. usually you support pakistan.

.@RanaAyyub aaj bada men in uniform kar rahi ho.. Roz Pakistan ka side leti ho


your harmstrings muscles will break sweetheart. @BabitaPhogat

ghutne ki nase phat jaegi jaaneman @BabitaPhogat


he's such a small child. why is he in this situation already?

itna chota sa to bacha hai  ,  abhi se ye halat  ?


on may 27 it's goin down! me ,  @someUSER and @someUSER  are throwing a graduation party  at mardis gras 4275 winchester rd suite 6 pm until 12 !

may 27 it goin down me ,  @someUSER and @someUSER throwing a graduation party !  at mardis gras 4275 winchester rd suite 6 pm until 12 !


@realpreityzinta ma'am please come to kutch sometime for shooting. @SrBachchan always says you haven't seen anything if you haven't seen kutch #pzchat

@realpreityzinta mam kabhi kutch me bhi aaya karo shooting ke liye as @SrBachchan always says kutch nhi dekha to kuch nahi dekha ! #pzchat


my youngest nephew rudra abishek at mahashivatri last night

: LAST NIGHT MAHASHIVRATRI RUDRABHISHEK ..... My youngest nephew , Baba ka chota bhakt .


haha! i felt sleepy reading history. i became shocked reading this.

hahahah .  .  .  :d history pdhte pdhte nind aa rai thi .  .  ekdm se tut gyi ye padh k .  .  :d


modi: we need to make india strong. kejriwal: first, you need to make yourself strong.

Modi: Humein India ko strong banana hai. Kejri: Pehle khud ko strong banana hoga. RaGa: Doodh me Horlicks milao, doodh ki shakti badhao.


@MePurplelicious someone just told me that the world's biggest stars too have haters.

@MePurplelicious abhi ek ne bola mujhe. World ke biggest star ke haters hote hi hai. Dead.


please do come online salman and talk to your fans.

plzz slaman jrur aana onlin or plzz jrur baat krna apne fans se plzzz..plzzzz...


People of Gujarat please do decide if #Demonitization and #Gst were good for the nation or the #divideandrule #templerun #RahulSeparatistBhakt #CongressNeechPolitics type of politics is good for the nation?

People of Gujarat aap decide karo ke #Demonitization aur #Gst desh ke liye ache hai ya phir #divideandrule #templerun #RahulSeparatistBhakt #CongressNeechPolitics jhoothe prcharak wali sarkar achi hai.


be the person who someone else can rely on when they're in need of help.

Be someone's 'bhai jab tak garam roti aa rahi hai ye le meri half roti kha le'


Nice!  @MeetUunngLee , you're getting married and you didn't tell me?

Nice! :* @MeetUunngLee tu shaadi kar raha hai aur mujhe nahi bataya?


@ARangarajan1972 sir we need to remove that cute bird and put something else for rohit sharma. he's on fire.

@ARangarajan1972 Sir Mohit Sharma keliye woh cute Bird .. ko Nikalke .. kuch aur daalna padega ... He us ON FIRE ðŸ’•ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ŒðŸ‘ŒðŸ‘ŒðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚


if it happened , would i be asking you this?


i liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/WbPP5XZuNq atif aslam - old songs medley of mohammad rafi & kishore kumar at live concert in 2012

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/WbPP5XZuNq Atif Aslam - Old Songs Medley of Mohammad Rafi & Kishore Kumar at Live Concert 2012


@iamankursjain @akshaykanitkar thanks a lot!

@iamankursjain @akshaykanitkar mandal aabhari _/\_


@twinitisha @tgirishkumar he knows what the message is for. the problem is that you don't

@twinitisha @tgirishkumar uska pata hai message kiske liye hai. Yeh hi problem hai ke tumhe nahi pata


om is the faith , om is the belief. om helps us start our day well. salutations to lord shiva. happy mahashivaratri.

Om hi Ashta , Om Vishwas , Om se hoti hai din ki shubh shuruvat , Om Namah Shivay . MahaShivratri ki hardik shubhkamnayein .


@someUSER immigration and customs enforcement may still issue a notice to appear against her ,  though unlikely .  let me know if melany needs a lawyer in the area for #daca .

@someUSER ice may still issue an nta against her ,  though unlikely .  let me know if melany needs a lawyer in the area for #daca .


@twinitisha oh i forgot the topic.twitter.com/4LxIE94MFZ

@twinitisha oooo mujhe bhool gayee tuupic.twitter.com/4LxIE94MFZ


you guys were shouting 'opportunity opportunity'! why don't you celebrate now?

lo ab phodo pataakhe .  .  .  .  saale bahut chilla rhe the mauka mauka .  .  .  3:)


@bawli_poonch that's been true always. @ShivAroor

@bawli_poonch woh to hamesha se hai @ShivAroor


we thought we'd never see the day - axl rose does his first tv interview in 20 yrs and shows up on time !  watch: http/URL

we thought we'd never see the day - axl rose does 1st tv interview in 20 yrs and shows up on time !  watch: http/URL


@AishwaryaPareek rahul gandhi is mocking-proof.

@AishwaryaPareek Rahul Gandhi bezatiproof hain :)


@Fussy_Ca jiske saath so.. Usi ke saath utho


i are having dinner in jacksonville tomorrow night with milford &amp


going to snow. the weather channel says winter storm watch till 5pm tomorrow. it was 80 degrees farhenheit yesterday.

gunna snow .  wc says winter storm watch till 5pm tomorrow  .  .  it was 80*f yesterday


@Atheist_Krishna ye dekh pataka guddipic.twitter.com/xGXOJ1qs88


love is a festival of the hearts and you are it's aamir khan.

Pyar dilon ka mela hai, aur tum usmein ke aamir khan.


i don't get sleep or retweets on sunday night.

Sunday raat ko neend aur retweet nahi aate.


sir before appplying #GST it would be more fitting if you could fix our law and order system.

Sir #GST lgane Se pahle agar kanun vyavastha ko durust kar lete to achha hota @narendramodi


@BeingSalmanKhan don't give them a single rupee, they are thieves!

@BeingSalmanKhan ek rupya nahi dena unhe, saale chor hai.


brother , what do you eat nowadays ? the quality  of your jokes has improved!

bhai kya khata hai aajkal.. joke ki quality kaise improve ki ?


jamai raja, kumkum bhagya, diya aur baati hum etc. #ThingsThatUniteIndians

Jamai Raja, Kumkum Bhagya, Diya Aur Baati Hum etc etc. #ThingsThatUniteIndians


#nba the brooklyn nets opener vs  the new york knicks is postponed .  it was originally scheduled for thursday evening .

#nba the brooklyn nets opener vs .  the new york knicks is postponed .  it was originally scheduled for thursday evening .


we used to roam the entire school in the name of searching for chalks

chalks k bahane poora school ghoom lete the :d


@incredible_setu only if someone makes it.

@incredible_setu koi bana ke de tab to :)


too far, have you made the ginger version?


@perky_girl16 your case is like your picture. don't worry, all you need is someone like me.

@perky_girl16 case toh cihitra hai tumhara, koi nahi all you need is someone like me.


@MildlyClassic big brother has got addicted to twitter. he tweets or retweets anything0 just like his batting.

@MildlyClassic paaji ko twitter ka chaska lag gaya hai. Kuch bhi tweet retweet karte hain just like his batting.


@SecularTrainee seriously though, what's the point of shouting here?

@SecularTrainee sahi me.. Yaha chillane se kya hoga


@witchybitchygal haha. then it will turn.

@witchybitchygal Haha. Phir to woh Gul hi ho jayega


@Gurmeetramrahim #MustWatchMSG than you dad! you're looking fabulous.

@Gurmeetramrahim #MustWatchMSG Thank you papaji bhut ghant lage rahe ho


i could never cross the duck hunt stage. everyone used to cross it. i used to get really angry at the dog.

duck hunt to kabhi paar nhi hui stage mujse ,  sabse ho jati thi  ,  gussa aata tha us dogi k upar :( :(


@sagarcasm even i'm maheswari. salutations to lord krishna! @divyaszaika @navneet_mundhra @Payal_Lahoti

@sagarcasm mein bhi hu Maheshwari.. Jai shri krishna @divyaszaika @navneet_mundhra @Payal_Lahoti


damn! i wish people gifted crackers during #Diwali .

Kash ... #Diwali me patakhe bhi gift kiye hote !


calling your childhood photo lala's photo and increasing likes on it is an interesting idea.

apne bachpan ki photo ko lala ki photo batakar likes batorne ka tareeka accha hai!!!!


brother if you go out , then come back with brinjal only.

bhai agar bahar gya to baingan (brinjal) ke sath he wapas aayega guddu


@DiwakarKothari_ aam aadmi party supporters have no respect.

@DiwakarKothari_ AAPtards ka koi ilaaj nahi


) RT if you're Waiting For #IndvsAus #AUSvIND #CW

RT @SirJadeja : Ab Australia Dekhegi India Ke Tevar Jab Unko Dhoyenge Anushka Ke Devar .


BCCI : brother play in the team atleast.


@Ra_Bies @sayshardik drinking alcolhol is my birthright and noone can steal this from me.

@Ra_Bies @sayshardik Daaru peena mera janam siddh adhikar hai aur ye haq mujhse koi nahi chheen sakta :-D


why god why? why does it always happen to us? #INDvAUS  http://t.co/gqN1mGkChA

Kyu bhagwan kyu . Hamare saath hi kyu #INDvAUS e : BSF troops http://t.co/gqN1mGkChA


@iAnkitaLal : Owaisi : it isn't written anywhere in the constitution that only dhoni should score the winning runs.#IndvsPak #ICCWT20

RT @iAnkitaLal : Owaisi : Constitution mein kahi nahi likha ki Dhoni hi winning runs banayega ðŸ˜‚ #IndvsPak #ICCWT20


@ROFL_India this is how it should be. more people should learn this.

@ROFL_India aise hi hona chahiye, ye aur logon ne bhi seekhna chahiye


.@Shehla_Rashid drinking is forbidden in islam.

.@Shehla_Rashid islam me peena haraam hai


#WhereIsRahul he's probably on sonia gandhi's lap. please collect money and come. now is an excellent opportunity since we're leading 1-0!

#WhereIsRahul Sonia gandhi ki godd me hoga :/ n wasool ke aana please . ye accha mauka hai jab hum series me 1-0 se aage hain ....... MUNNA


he's ruined the career of sp,bsp and congress.

SP BSP CONG ki career hi kharab kar di ....


tortoise sir, how many chickens did you make today? tortoise sir ,today i was able to catch guddu only.

to kachhuwa sir  ,  kitno ko murga banaya aaj  ?  kachhuwa sir .  . aaj to bas guddu hi pakad me aaya tha .  :p


@twinitisha don't you get hiccups? that's a notification!

@twinitisha tujhe hichki nahi aati? Wo notification hai


@KiranKS : #MahaShivratri : adi shankara's amazing nirvana shatakam . south indian style : http://t.co/jnEadDi4ui http://t.co/BnEZj0PYqp

RT @KiranKS : #MahaShivratri : Adi Shankara's amazing Nirvana Shatakam . South Indian style : http://t.co/jnEadDi4ui http://t.co/BnEZj0PYqp


panipat doesn't even hold true to its name. there's a gangrape in faridabad as well. what is going on?

nam ko bhi nahi h 0 panipat " faridbad me bhi gang rape 0 ye kya ho raha h ?


spinach has arrived! i won't accept this. @Randomwanti

Dekho Paalak aayee hai .. Swagat nahi karoge inka @Randomwanti


@UddhhamSingh damn man! nowadays big bouncers are found here.

@UddhhamSingh arre yaar aajkal bade bouncer padte hain yaha


Har Insaan ek Second Chance Deserve karta hai .....


ye india hai ,  kuchh bhi ho sakta hai yaha


@Ra_Bies alcohol and youthfullness from there. wow!

@Ra_Bies lol. Wahan ke sharab aur shabab. Aaye haaye


apple ceo apologizes for error-ridden new map app. apple ceo tim cook apologized on friday for the company's error-ridden new mobile map .

apple ceo apologizes for error-ridden new map app: apple ceo tim cook apologized friday for the company's error-ridden new mobile map .  .  .


was ready to tune in and watch my thursday night comedy on channel 4 and then the tv guide tells me  " the voice "  is on .  dammit .

was ready to tune in and watch my thursday night comedy on channel 4 and then the tv guide tells me  " the voice "  is on .  .  . dammit .


you guys sit in this country and talk bad about india. can't someone from abroad praise india? stop doing cocaine. https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/866626568268824576 …

Tum log isi desh me baith kar isi desh ki buraiya peet sakte ho, koi bahar jaake india ki tareef nahi kar sakta? cocaine band kardohttps://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/866626568268824576 …


is arvind kejriwal the new che guavara ? is rahul gandhi the new arvind kejriwal?

Is Arvind Kejriwal new Che Guavara ? RT @ashutosh83B Is Rahul Gandhi new Arvind Kejariwal ?


mesmerizing story of the unique holidays.https://twitter.com/actresskavita/status/742166632542425088 …

Ajjab Chutyon Ki Gajjab Kahaani.https://twitter.com/actresskavita/status/742166632542425088 …


@Jagat___Janani lol aaj chutiye log form me hai


tonight you work with this  @DOCTORATLARGE .

aaj raat tu isi se kaam chala  @DOCTORATLARGE


what is the guarantee that you would answer all the questions? someone else can also give the answer.

Kya guarantee hai ki sab questions ka answer aap hi denge???koi dusra bhi toh de sakta hai???


bring development to bihar and remove casteism. #ModiJeetaoNitishBhagao

Bihar me vikas lao.. Jaatiwaad door bhagao #ModiJeetaoNitishBhagao


what hindi is modi speaking? - liberals #ModiSpeech

Ye kaun se desh ki hindi bol rahe Modi ji - Liberals #ModiSpeech


@TimesNow imagine the mentality ,he doesn't know the difference between #notebandi and #nasbandi , but he wants to become the prime minister. #GathbandhanWithGhotala

@TimesNow imagine the mentality .. #notebandi aur #nasbandi mein fark hi pata aur inhe PM ban na hai 0 #GathbandhanWithGhotala


salman please apologise , there still is time. how would you make bajrangi bhaijaan a hit without muslims? your entire fanbase is muslims.

Salman bhai mafi Maglo abi time hi..Muslim bina hit karuga Bajrangi Bhaijan ko...kesi karo gi bhai...apka frns group he hi Muslim


when would you talk to us mr.salman ? we are waiting.

Kab bat karenge salman ji app we r waiting ..pls rply....


40 times man. i keep a count of all this.

40 baar yaar, ye sab ginti rakhta hu main.


Congrats @msdhoni and @SaakshiSRawat best wishes on having a daughter!

Congrats @msdhoni and @SaakshiSRawat bhabhi.. Beti ki bohot bohot badhai !!


come fast salman. where are you? it's 4 o' clock already.  you do great things.\

Jaldi aa jao Salu bhai.bhai aap kahan ho 4pm ho gaya...I'm waiting you bajrangi bhaijn...Aap bahut kamaal karte ho...


@Vikramjit_S what rubbish. open the window and throw it out.

@Vikramjit_S What bugwas. Windows khol kar bahar phek dete.


@NotSoNautankee i don't understand so much english. please translate to hindi.

@NotSoNautankee itni angrezi nahi aati.. Hindi me samjhao


during our generation , only the question was different- " how much is sachin on?". those were the days man! sigh!

hamare zamaane main bas question different hota tha -  " sachin kitne pe hai ?  "  :-/ kya din the woh .  . sighhh !  !  !


this is the scam. that's why they sit in protest.

yahi to scam hai ji ,  isi ke liye to dharne pe baithe hai :d


@Shaheer_S good morning and happy mahashivratri. you must go to the temple today. whatever you seek you shall get.

@Shaheer_S Gud mrng nd HAPPY MAHASHIVRATRI ....... SUNO aaj mndir zarur jana jo bhi mangoge vo milega ...


Bullet Train is a part of the #MakeInIndia initiative.


iss bar eid ki party bhai ki tarf se...........


@Atheist_Krishna now you must show sunny leone's pic @zzoker @Being_Humor

@Atheist_Krishna ab to sunny leone ki pic dikhaani padegi @zzoker @Being_Humor


@pank_it haha! i've been waiting in the icici line since 6pm in the evening. i still haven't got my chance.

@pank_it haha! ICICI ke line mein khada hu shaam 6 baje se, ab tak number nahi aaya


ab to guddu ke marks minus me aayenge :p


@LoKarloUnfollow everyone else is inferior to me son @NaughtyDew_

@LoKarloUnfollow huhuhu.. Bete hum hum hai.. Baki sab paani kam hai @NaughtyDew_


the mother of indore , sumitra mahajan is the lok sabha speaker. now instead of 'sit down,' you'd be hearing 'eat poha'

Indore's Tai Sumitra Mahajan is LS Speaker. Ab 'Baith jaiye Baith jaiye' ki jagah 'Poha khaiye Poha Khaiye' !!  #विश्व_पोहा_दिवस


@ppritam009 it should have happenned man! there was no one nearby else they would have crossed 350.

@ppritam009 honi hi thi yar. Aas paas koi aur nahi hoti to 350 bhi jati.


we used to bring our master's stick from the staffroom and get hit on our hands by it. those were the days man!

staff room se master saab ki stick le k aana ,  aur fir usi stick se 5 -5 dono haatho me khaana .  .  !  missing those days .  .  !


@kchowdhury9 : #boycottraees the entire area has banned  #raees

RT @kchowdhury9 : #boycottraees pura mohalla ban for #raees


tata sells salt and tea as well. infosys is just a cyber cafe.

aur tata wala namak aur tea bechta hai  .  .  infosys ek cyber cafe hai  .  .


@_Agathist this is too much! this isn't the generation of goodness. btw leave!

@_Agathist hadh hai, achhai ka zamana hi nahi hai. Khhair chhodo


salman best of luck for bajrangi bhaijan.even this time you will break all records. may the lord be with you!

Salman best of luck for bajrangi bhaijan....iss baar bhi sare record tod degi...inshallah


@Hathwala thakur have a look at this picture pic.twitter.com/515Ms9DDo6

Abe @HathwalaThakur ye dekhpic.twitter.com/515Ms9DDo6


if it goes over 450 we'd definitely lose.


@KajuBadamChor what's up katju? i'm in delhi today , let me know if you want to meet.

@KajuBadamChor kya baat kaju, main aaj kal dilli mein hu. Kabhi aana ho toh bata


jadeja be like, if you're joining hands , then i'd volunteer

Jadeja be like, bhai hath mila lo to ham jayen.


@dhaval241086 there's no point explaining things to people who wouldn't understand them anyways.

@dhaval241086 bhains ke aage been bajane se kya matlab hai.. Ise nahi aayega samaj


yee too sach me guddu ke baayen hath ka khel hai .  . :-(


@pranavsapra @oxymoronic_me he does this by taking someone's life

@pranavsapra @oxymoronic_me Jan pooch ke karte hai ye.


whatever you say someone will have a problem with it. brother is your soap slow?

Yahan kuch bhi bola, koi ek chutye ko us mein problem zaroor hogi. Bhai, aapka saabun slow hai kya?


brother#TripleTalaq isn't that big an issue at all and it isn't that easy to give or take talaq.

Bhai #TripleTalaq koi issue Hi NHi h ... Aur itna aasan NHi Hota talaq dena ya Lena ...


.@digvijaya_28 uncle, how many hours a day do you work for sonia ma'am?

.@digvijaya_28 Chacha, Sonia ji ki duty roz kitna ghanta karte ho?


bopu has destroyed the backyard , but amardeep sharma has taken things to a whole new level.

bhai pichwada to bhopu ne kharab kar diya .  . bt amardeep sharma ka kuch jyada hi ho gya heeee .  .  .  aditya varshney


@SRKhyati @iamsrk thank you so much son. maybe if i had seen this a while ago i would have won the nobel prize by now.

@SRKhyati @iamsrk Aaawwiee Thank you so much Baccha â¤ Kaash ise kal dekhti to aaj to meko IT mein noble prize hi mi jata ... dhat teri ki


ranveer singh is more irritating than shahrukh khan.

Ranveer Singh is more irritating than Shahrukh Khan.


4 days until vintage now . we want to raise a bundle for the safe house for women .  support us by attending this event on 0ct 30th .  http/URL

4 days until vintagenow .  we want to raise a bundle for the safe house for women .  support us by attending 0ct 30th .  http/URL


i've never sat in a vehicle. people have always made me run behind one.

mujhe kbhi kisi ne gaadi pe nhi baithaya .  .  . main to hamesha unke piche he daudta .  .  .


cheat yourself once and see the miracle.

once cheat to urself . . see the miracle


if india indeed makes it to the final , we'd have to see this bowling all over again. it's better we exit right now.

Agar final mein India aa bhi gayi, yeh sadi bowling phir se dekhi padegi. Abhi nikal lete hain.


victor cruz ain't gonna be doing the salsa all game .   he's overdue .   it's the 4th quarter .   it's about time

victor cruz aint do the salsa all game .  .  . he's overdue .  .  .  . its the 4th quarter .  .  . its time


@TweetErrant  regardless of whoseover's house burns , the food on the table shouldn't be affected. that's what matters the most.

@TweetErrant  Ghar kiska bhi jale,  apne khaane par aanch nahi aani chahiye.  Rozi roti ka sawaal hai


how much more poison would you spread kejriwal? https://twitter.com/ndtv/status/660011540897075200 …

Kejriwal bhai aur kitna zaher gholegahttps://twitter.com/ndtv/status/660011540897075200 …


i shat well today morning. my stomach feels light. #BecauseOfNehru

Aaj subah potty thik se hui. pet ekdum halka ho gaya. #BecauseOfNehru


brother even in  mario we used to get 1ups unlimited. treat the tortoise like a ladder and jump off it. you'd still get 1 ups.

bhai mario me bhi unlimited 1ups milte the .  .  kachue ko seedi se sata k uske upar koodte raho .  .  1up milte rehte the :p :p :p :p


how would drunkards and illiterate people know that #GST makes people's life easier not difficult?

Ab piyakadd aur anpad ko kya maalum #GST tax payers ki life easy banata hai mushkil nahi.


regardless of who is the prime minister , people abuse the person.


this yellow girl is the one who used to blow up once in 9,99,999 times in mario.

is yellow waali 99 , 99 , 999-in-1 me udne waali mario hoti thi .  :p


stop meeting politicians brother. you have the habbit of taking credit for everything. https://t.co/iS7lYqZcBz

Politicians se milna kam kardo baba , har cheez me credit lene ki aadat pad jaati hai :) https://t.co/iS7lYqZcBz


Chumma chahye . I promise mai wapis kardunga .


@BloodyKamina Teri bhook ka ilaaj ladki ki chu


@bholi_si_soorat chinta mat kariye.. Aapka number bhi jaldi aayega


car racing or star galaxy b milta tha :d mast game tha yar


@witchybitchygal Kumar Vishwas - Gabbar Singh ne aadmi banne ka mauka pehle mujhe diya tha


you guys were watching the match without taking bath right? that's why we lost!

Kal nahaye bina match dekh rahe the na sab, isiliye haar gaye.


come slowly into my life'-ashutosh gowariker

Dheere dheere se meri zindagi me aana' ~ Ashutosh Gowariker


laddi ! remember school days . best life ever !

laddoo .  .  . remember school days :) best life ever :)


@indujalali @javedmansari are kids allowed entry in the worldcup too?

@indujalali @javedmansari World Cup mein Bachon Ko Bhi entry milti hai kya ???


didn't spare god either.twitter.com/nCv7iRN90m

Bhagwaan ko bhi nahi chhodapic.twitter.com/nCv7iRN90m


meet mohatarma. i'm more worried about your life than you. https://twitter.com/autumnrainwish/status/738321432459902976

Meet mohatarma mujhe aapki zindagi ka tumse zyada khayal hai. https://twitter.com/autumnrainwish/status/738321432459902976 …


continued assault - indianapolis faces a tough miami defense this sunday ,  one that ranks third in the league in yard .  http/URL

continued assault - indianapolis faces a tough miami defense this sunday ,  one that ranks third in the league in yard .  .  .  http/URL


anna sir even you can be present in the party of thieves , which is the aam aadmi party

anna ji aap bhi samajseva chour ke aap party me samil ho jaiye .  .  .


free download of "janemon" full mp3 song from movie "herogiri"  sung by benny dayal , dipali sathe at given link http://t.co/ocse9u25pf

Janemon Full Mp3 Song Free Download Herogiri Movie Benny Dayal , Dipali Sathe http://t.co/ocse9u25PF


it goes to hauz khas. https://twitter.com/92dipz/status/718113191855783936 …

Ye Hauz Khas jaata hai. https://twitter.com/92Dipz/status/718113191855783936 …


@kamana_13 it's borewell water not of municipality.

@kamana_13 gaanvat baavdicha paani aahe, palikecha nahi.


a colleague in office concerned about kashmir says "give kashmir to pak to avoid future issues". this will result in issues at delhi in future.

A colleague in office concerned about Kashmir, "roz ke jhamele se acha hai Pak ko de do"

Han bhai, taaki kal dilli me bhi jhamele shuru ho!


team that #Photowalks together stays together.super #PhotoWok at dadar market @mehulgohil @TheSynergy5 @wokthiswayindia https://t.co/pcye4boowq

Team tht #Photowalks 2gthr stays 2gthr :) Suppa #PhotoWok at Dadar market @mehulgohil @TheSynergy5 @wokthiswayindia https://t.co/PCye4BOoWq


@sureshpprabhu my friend, please feed the baby with milk.

@sureshpprabhu Sr.my friend halp plz . Use doodh ki bahut jarurat hai chhota baby hai


they are. your faegir gayoum noon, billion dollar walk

yameenaky bodu vageh kan kasha varu . mi fageeru gaumeh noon , billion dollar vakkan kuru fageeru vegen tha


rt @LALETTAN_BOYS : lalettan may do a film with thala in tamil for vishnuvardhan movie . director is now at kerala for story narration

RT @LALETTAN_BOYS : Lalettan may do a film with Thala in Tamil for Vishnuvardhan movie . Director now at Kerala For story narration


after a long time, i watched entire republic day parade and this picture brought back the memories of laddu which wasn't with me.

after a long time ,  today i watched entire republic day parade .  .  .  .  .  .  . aur is pic ne ladduo ki yaad dila di jo aaj nahi mile .  .


well being a general candidate you wouldn't had any option to lie on the basis of that only one examination. life for general candidates is ruthless.

well being a general candidate you wouldnt had any option to lie on the basis of that only one examination  .  .  such is life for general candidates :-(


it's rubbish my bro.invest only on indian movies. blockbuster and 500 crore minimum guaranteed!!!

Bakwaas hai bhai..Bas apne movies pey lagao. BB 500 Crore minimum guaranteed!!!


question asked by " kachhua sir " and complained by " kushwaha sir ". back-biter sir

sawaal  " kachhua sir "  ne poochha aur complaint ki  " kushwaha sir "  ne .  .  .  .  .  chugalkhor sir :p  .  .  .  .


@BhayanakPuppy  i have a similar situation

@BhayanakPuppy mere bhi kuch aise hi halaat hai


Uske liye pehle shaadi karni padti hai Akriti, uff!


@BolshoyBooze @NaughtyDew_  absolutely brother. are stags allowed?

@BolshoyBooze @NaughtyDew_ Bilkul bhai. But stags allowed hai na?


@ICC @cricketworldcup #CWC15 #IndvsPak cheering during the match but only india india because pak pak is done by hen also

@ICC @cricketworldcup #CWC15 #IndvsPak Kal chillana zarur par sirf INDIA INDIA q k PAK PAK to murhiyaan b karti hai


in ... captainship hi finished captaincy


kejriwal and the entire opposition in front ........ one man army ....... only name is enough, boss ........ #PVSindhu

Ek kejriwal aur saamne pura ka pura vipaksh ........ one man army ....... sirf naam hi kaafi he boss ........ #PVSindhu


dhoni's year. haters bad days are coming.

dhoni ka sala h . in sb ki bure days aane wale h .


the new year did not come well because sir dhoni, rejected captaincy.

Naya Saal Raas Nahi Aaya Kyunki Unhoni Ko HNY karne waale Sir Dhoni ne captaincy Jo thukra di :'(


i have come to ask for your daughter's hand, my hands are now tired.

Main aapke beti ka haath maangne aaya hu, mere haath ab thakk chuke hai.


you will be welcomed with pan parag @BinaKaheLunga @timesofindia

pan parag se hoga swagat @BinaKaheLunga @timesofindia


manish pandey will replace suresh raina very soon

Suresh Raina ko Bahut Jald Manish Pandey Replace karega ...


gambled on chocolate day as a successful theme day at work . it turns out that shouldn't do like chocolate .wed is gross day. hope kids like gross stuff .

gambled on chocolate day as a successful theme day at work .  . turns out chdn do like chocolate .  wed .  is gross day .  hope kids like gross stuff .


@ priya_menon what's this strange way to force someone to talk. no thank you

@Priya_Menon ajeeb zabardasti hai khud ki baat rakhne ki. No, thank you.


exam question - where is the unlimited life found in mario and how to get it?

pratykshik pariksha - mario me unlimited life kaha milti hai aur use kaise paye ?


@sambha_bhilane i have too. it starts with 'the holder'

@sambha_bhilane mere pass bhi hai. It starts with 'Main dharak ko...'


he practiced religion, child showed innocence. pic.twitter.com/dsnrgfhxwq

Unhone dharm nibhaya, masum bachpana nibha rahi hai.pic.twitter.com/DSNrgfHXwQ


@someUSER i smelled 2nd professional bowl for my boy ! take care of safety in the league !  shout out for that solid legal hit !  #thehawk4probowl

@someUSER i smell a 2nd pro bowl for my boy !  best safety in the league !  shout out for that solid legal hit !  #thehawk4probowl


ball was wrongly hit by pakistan players, wrong decision given to #India! not done umpire !! !! #IndiaVsPak #AsiaCupT20

Ball pakistaniyo ne maari , galat decisions #India ko diye ! Nt done #umpire !! #IndiaVsPak #AsiaCupT20


@Atheist_Krishna aur mere paise tu dega kya ?? @imVkohli


@ madan_chikna i had already spoken… now please retweet, only then people will know .we don't have as much as followers as yours

@Madan_Chikna maine to pahile hi bola tha ... ab to retweet karde bhai ... tabhi logo ko pata chalega .. tere jaise follower kaha hame ..


@ nehagoyal29 please vote and do not try to act oversmart. all are intelligent people here.

@nehagoyal29 kripya vote karein aur gyaan na baatein. yahan sabhi gyaani hain.


shaan and guddu playing in different teams (fabulous wicket keeper)! ! ! when did he bacame such a good wicketkeeper?

shan aur guddu playing in different teams (shan-daar wicket keeper)  !  !  !  ye kubsey ho gaya  ?  ?


it's enough beating around the bush @Fussy_Ca

had hai yaar phati ke dhol bajaane ki @Fussy_Ca


@iKunaal bro uses even handkerchief of nike!

@iKunaal bhai rumaal bhi nike ka use karte hai


ha ha ha, it's great. please check out at https://twitter.com/kyaukhaadlega/status/689796499283275777…

ha ha ha...badhiya hai...zaroor dekhein :)https://twitter.com/KyaUkhaadLega/status/689796499283275777 …


dream high 2  premier on feb 20th with english subtitles through kbs world ! ".ok noted!

" dream high 2 premieres on feb 20th with eng sub thru kbs world !  "  ok noted


we have arrested people who should have been given protection instead: http://t.co/l3kjsuy9

Ye bhi accha hi jisko protection dena that use hi arrest kar liye https://t.co/L3KxzSeUY9


see about a brilliant person at this link https://twitter.com/engrossingfacts/status/733726663310118915 …

Aao sikhau tumhe ande ka funda, ye nahi pyaare koi maamuli bandahttps://twitter.com/engrossingfacts/status/733726663310118915 …


heard that nowadays people are betting on which product will be reduced from #GST after rally of @OfficeOfRG

Suna hai aajkal log @OfficeOfRG ke rally k bad #GST me se kaunsa product ghataya jayega ispar bet laga rahe hai.


jai shiva shankar mahadev, we congratulate all the hindu brothers on the occasion of mahashivaratri. by, rajesh.n.kapoor advocate.

* JAI * * SHIV * * SHANKAR * * MAHADEV * Hum Tamam Hindu Brothery Ko MAHASHIVRATRI Ki Lakh Lakh Badhai Dete Hain . By , RAJESH . N . KAPOOR ADVOCATE .


@TandonRaveena @BeingSalmanKhan the song, "tumse jo dekhte hi . ... kabhi charniroad , kabhi"  is lovely

@TandonRaveena @BeingSalmanKhan tumse jo dekhte hi . ... kabhi charniroad , kabhi ... was lovely ...


list which console you had, is hd samurai tv video game and mega.we had to struggle a lot to get it.

list which console you had ,  i had samurai tv video game and mega .  .  .  usse paane ke liye kya kya paapad belne pade the :d


how is fitur? https://twitter.com/arvindkejriwal/status/700672665506357248


@Vivek_Stalin : #SuperBudget t6 boost global heritage sites in goa , gujarat , karnataka , mumbai , jammu and kashmir .

" @Vivek_Stalin : #SuperBudget T6 Boost global heritage sites in Goa , Guj , Kar , Mumbai , J&K . "


oh, so what is this for? earphones testing?

Oh, to ye kaunsi cheez ke liye hai? Earphones testing?


@divya_16_ meri kundli dekh kar bata do shaadi kab tak hogi


don't be very happy rws. sonia and rahul will soon get bail. #SoniaRahulHazirHo

Jyada khush mat ho RWs.. Sonia Rahul ko bail ho jaegi.. #SoniaRahulHazirHo


@LoKarDi_RT there is nothing to fear when you love someone truly.


7 ?  blame cam all u want but flacco is the problem .  elite qbs dont have games like that

@someUSER so they should've ran the ball on 3rd &amp


black friday huge saving aerial view of a city ,  paris, the las vegas, the las vegas strip

black friday huge saving aerial view of a city ,  paris las vegas ,  the las vegas strip ,  las vegas ,  .  .  .  http/URL


also respond to #Trump father's #Dhamki #Gandou don't just talk against of #IK only.

#Trump baap ke #Dhamki ka bhi jawab do #Gandou sirf #IK k khelaaf mat bhonko


classy! raftaar kills it! https://twitter.com/badechote/status/808573787876691968 …

Dhakad!
Raftaar kills it!https://twitter.com/badechote/status/808573787876691968 …


the real #AprilFool has been made by #Jio by saying that services will close by 31st august and got the most recharge.

Asli #AprilFool to #Jio ne banaya hai ye bol ke ki services band ho jayegi 31 ko 0 Aur sabse recharge kara liya :)


@Alllahdin @retardedwriter #TagTheHottestSingle not present

@Alllahdin @retardedwriter #TagTheHottestSingle nahi tha


@ashutosh83B if modi becomes prime minister in 2019 then you are father of 3 child?

.@ashutosh83B aur Modi ji 2019 me PM hue to tu 3 baap ka ?


bhai jan kya baaaat haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.