has modi taken all responsibility for moral courage @NitishKumar? where is your moral courage when you are swinging in the arms of corrupt lalu

.@NitishKumar sare moral courage ka theka Modi ne liya hai kya? tum jo chor-uchakke Lalu ki bahon me jhool rahe ho, where's ur moral courage


* jai_shiv_shankar * to all jacobabad's hindu residents, we give you mahashivratri's million congratulations, by @HINDUSANGATJCD (team)

* JAI_SHIV_SHANKAR * JACOBABAD MEIN REHNE WALI TAMAM HINDHU BRODRY KO " MAHASHIVRATRI " KI LAKH LAKH BHADAI DETE HAIN , BY > @HINDUSANGATJCD ( TEAM )


@LEDtvn for whom are going on telling a lie

@LEDtvn kiske liye sly maare jaa rahi hai


once again jadeja shited with such beauty. #IndVsWI

Khoobsurati ke saath jadeja ne phir ek baar hagg diya hai. #IndVsWI


brother sarfaraz is t, he will not cheat


and the 4th one is for harry styles !  !  &lt


rahul gandhi : go to hell you all , i don't play politics-volitics . #RahulOnLeave

Rahul Gandhi : Bhaad mein jao Tum sab , mein nahi khelta politics-volitics . #RahulOnLeave


@Vyomnaut kejriwal has given ashutosh full freedom.. risky.. very risky

@Vyomnaut Kejriwal ne Ashutosh ko bhi khulla chhod rakha hai.. Khatarnaak.. bohot hi zyada khatarnaak


you could talk to the admission committee in cie  .  because the mistake was by du itself  !

you could talk to the admission committe in cie  .  because the mistake was by du itself  !


@dedh_battery i know, i am suprised by these investors, how foolish they are, or are these iitians very cunning, like kejri laugh out loud

@dedh_battery pata hai, mujhe ashcharya hota hai investors par, kitne bewakoof hain, ya phir ye IITians bade shatir, like kejri lol


it is never too late to mend.https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/669237065964322816 …

Subah ka bhula raat ko ghar aaya hai.https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/669237065964322816 …


until when are you going to be stuck in 2nd stage of contra. . . . best 1 !

kab tak contra k 2nd stage mei phasa rhega .  .  . best 1  !  !  !  !  !


can we have some words on #MumbaiTerrorAttack  ... or is it not in the manifesto of #aap .. or are you going to talk after becoming prime minister, sir

Kuchh ek word #MumbaiTerrorAttack per bhi ho jaye ... Ya vo #aap ke manifesto nahin hai .. Ya pradhanmantri ban ne ke baad he bologe sir ji


sir @ashutosh83B what are your thoughts on movie piracy?

Sir @ashutosh83B aapka ye movie pyracee ke baare mein kya khayal hai?


nowdays, your and mine love story is being disscussed by everyone, everyone knows and everyone has got the news
Could you just play it low profile woman?

Aaj kal tere mere pyar ke charche har zubaan par, sabko maalum hai aur sabko khabar hogayi.
Could you just play it low profile woman?


pradeep tiwari tumhare liye special  .  .  .


@balliawalebaba now there will be flood of good days in bihar #GoodByeNitishKumar

@balliawalebaba Ab Bihar me aayegi bahaar #GoodByeNitishKumar


are abhi to Dus minuts baki hai Bhai....


sir, he voted for aap. now see what happened to him

"Sir isne AAP ko vote diya tha.. Ab dekho iska kya haal ho gaya hai.."pic.twitter.com/U0c3wWwrjy


there is only one #RoyaltBaby. pic.twitter.com/hWDYRYUwnH

#RoyalBaby sirf ek hi hai.pic.twitter.com/hWDYRYUwnH


.@ArvindKejriwal one excuse for doing, while thousands for not doing

.@ArvindKejriwal kaam karne ka ek bahana.. Na karne ke hazaar


Mam .. while sitting in the room you know the #Mannkibaat of Rita and other politicians .. this is some talent ..

Mam .. yeh jo apne room mw baith k aap Rita ji aur anya netaon k #Mannkibaat jaan leti hai .. yeh bhi ek talent hai ..


@cajetanvaz law. because law canreach anywhere.

@cajetanvaz Canon. Because Canon ke haath bahut lambi hoti hai.


brothers and sisters, i don't want to see my tweets in your blogs. i don't even see my tweets in my timeline

Bhaiyo aur unki baheno, tumhare blogs mein meri tweets nahi dekhni. Me khud apni TL pe apni tweets nahi dekhta.


(laughs) i remembered my school days after seeing shan

hahaha shan ko dekh kr school ke din yaad aagaye  .  .  .  .  .  .  .


@SimplySajidK good. don't think of becoming

@SimplySajidK good. banane ki to sochna bhi mat


@sachin_rt @imVkohli when god ( sachin ) is on the stand, then what can pakistan do

@sachin_rt @imVkohli jab stand me ho bhagwan ( sachin ) to kya bigad lega pakistan . . .


hello sir, its difficult to find when you come online and when you go offline again

hello sir aap online ataa ho pata b nai chalta kab ataa ho aur chale jaate ho :(


he goes on doing the work, while i watch movies

Wo kaam karte rahe, hum movies dekhte rahe'


@Prakashjaaju if you reach 10, take the rest 5 from me

@Prakashjaaju 10 bhi pahuch jaye to baki ke 5 mujhse le lena.


team india has k l rahul and congress has klpd rahul

टीम इंडिया के पास K L Rahul है और कांग्रेस के पास K L P D Rahul


biriyani with #Nawaz and now dinner with #Trump. seems so friendly !

#Nawaz ke saath Biryani aur Ab #Trump ke saath Dinner 0 Bahut Yarana Lagta Hai !


@kkundra @kritika_kamra strange thing , i cut my nails but my fingers are paining .. ' i am annoyed .. annoyed .. annoyed ' well good morning :) smile : *

@kkundra @kritika_kamra ajeeb h , kata tha nail aur pain ho rha h finger mei .. ' Mai pareshan .. pareshan .. pareshan ' Well Gud Mrng :) eee smile : *


you went away and left that donkey for me #RememberingRajivpic.twitter.com/feHaIwlqK5

"Aae tu to chala gaya.. Us gadhe ko mere liye chhod gaya.." #RememberingRajivpic.twitter.com/feHaIwlqK5


3 students and 2 school bags . . . . too much . . .this is injustice. . .

student 3 aur school bag 2  .  .  .  . bahot na .  .  . insaafi hai ye .  .  .


@MildlyClassic  i am blessed to have a fan like you :) honoured brother :)

@MildlyClassic  aap jaisa fan pakar hum dhay ho gaye :) honoured bhai :)


today was my admission. but  bed was not available. so admission could not be done. so i came here

Aaj meri admission thi. But bed nahi mila. Isliye admission ho nahi payi. Isliye main yaha chali ayi. :) :) :)


kejriwall became chief minister. . . . 100%


@iamGunjanGrunge @hitennarendra is this the water from white lake ?

@iamGunjanGrunge @hitennarendra safed paani ki jheel ho kaa be ?


in love #Goli and in #Run _ chase if #Kohli doesn't perform then there is no enjoyment. #Dhoni 's stumping and heart's pumping is the same #ViruPanti #INDvAUS

Ishq me #Goli aur #Run _ chase me #Kohli na chale to maja nahi aata #Dhoni ki stumping aur heart pumping ek saman Hoti hai 0 #ViruPanti #INDvAUS


we are here @someUSER for our 12th anniversary celebration .  you still have time to make it - 6620 s .  king dr


there is no electricity in villages and they are making #DigitalIndia ... all companies are from foreign and they are saying #MakeInIndia

Gaon mein bijli nhi aur #DigitalIndia bann rhe hain ... Company saari bideshi aur #MakeInIndia keh rhe hain ...


retweet @SwadhaShankar : thoes who drink honey dew they are called gods and thoes who drink poison they are called the god of gods #Mahadev #Mahashivratri Lord Shiva

RT @SwadhaShankar : Jo amrit pite h unhe Dev lehte h n jo Vish pite h unhe Devo k Dev #Mahadev kehte h #Mahashivratri Lord Shiva


@Atheist_Krishna @HathwalaThakur  who is marrying him?!

@Atheist_Krishna @HathwalaThakur  kaun shaadi kar raha hai uske saath?!


@IamVibhor_  have you ever thought that you can fall in trouble in this way?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI&feature=youtu.be … #LagGayiVaat Shine

@IamVibhor_  kabhi socha hain aise bhi lag sakti hain vaat?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI&feature=youtu.be … #LagGayiVaat Shine


Moral of the story: don't teach a father how to make babies! #IndvsPak

Moral of the story: BAAP BAAP HOTA HAI, AUR BETA, BETA! #IndvsPak


one should turn back at the right time, otherwise complaints start comming - #YJHD / #MSD

Sahi time pe kalti maar lena chahiye 0 Warna gile shikwe shuru ho jaate hai - #YJHD / #MSD


@Fussy_Ca and tomorrow morning it is bakra halaal  @RoflModi_ @VyangyaPuraan

@Fussy_Ca aur kal subah Bakra halaal  @RoflModi_ @VyangyaPuraan


@madhurahnaikHappyMahaShivratriCuteMadhura leader 'har har mahadev'

@madhurahnaikHappyMahaShivratriCuteMadhura Naik Ji Har Har MahaDev


you copy.. you tell it in public.. then why do you show off.. pic.twitter.com/5DaRGloSXZ

Copy karte ho.. Khulla bhi bolte ho.. Phir gyaan kyu pelte ho.. pic.twitter.com/5DaRGloSXZ


@huh_watnow i will even dink poison from your hands

@huh_watnow tumhare haath ka to hum zeher bhi kha lenge


@ArvindKejriwal it seems paytm has stopped providing money to mr modiji diyahttps://twitter.com/nationalizer/status/814796685109067776 …

cc @ArvindKejriwal lagta hai PayTM ne Modiji ko paise dena band kar diyahttps://twitter.com/nationalizer/status/814796685109067776 …


so late at night ishant sharma? send something of mia khalifa https://twitter.com/its_Saiyesh/status/647859546048716800 …

Itni raat ko Ishant Sharma? Mia Khalifa ka kuch bhejo jarahttps://twitter.com/its_Saiyesh/status/647859546048716800 …


indian soldier: what is going on in the country these days?
pak soilder: stupidity

Indian Soldier: Aur aaj kal desh mein kya chal raha hai?
Pak Soldier: Chutyappa


@MhaAgyaani who is at the top of the hit list

@MhaAgyaani hit list me sabse oopar kiska naam hai


they say brillint and even use abusive words
where will i find justice my lord?https://twitter.com/schatrath/status/811657553054724096 …

Brilliant bhi bolte hai aur gaali bhi dete hai log
INSAAF KAHAN HAI MILORD?https://twitter.com/schatrath/status/811657553054724096 …


rohan sikka this one is ultimate .  . mr sharma started doing mortal combat .  .

rohan sikka this one is ultimate .  .  sharma ji toh mortal combat karne lage .  .


big male people with one girl... Patriarchy. Damn.

bade log milkar ek kanya ke saath... Patriarchy. Damn.


@Atheist_Krishna @HathwalaThakur it can be done!

@Atheist_Krishna @HathwalaThakur ho sakta hai!


(laughs), twitter is drunk today, as it is friday

haha, twitter piya hua hai. Aaj friday hai


medicine is never sweet but still makes our body get well. like #noteban and #GST

Medicine kabhi sweet nahi hoti pr fir v hmare body ko thik karti hai. Like #noteban and #GST


listen @ManUtd lvg in manchester united is like arvind kejriwal ruling delhi.  understood anything?

Suno @ManUtd LVG in Manchester United is like Arvind Kejriwal ruling Delhi.  Kuch samjhe?


@Being_Humor @WatDaDuck_ @KyaUkhaadLega (laughs) do not reduce the market value of such a young man by talking like this :)

@Being_Humor @WatDaDuck_ @KyaUkhaadLega ha ha ha ek haseen 9jawan ke liye aisi baat kar uski market value kam mat karo :)


rajiv gandhi 'be fans of rajiv gandhi' yojna https://twitter.com/firstpost/status/656519916107927553 …

Rajiv Gandhi 'Rajiv Gandhi ki chaatate raho' yojnahttps://twitter.com/firstpost/status/656519916107927553 …


@coolfunnytshirt wearing l guard by now. by the way i want to hit a six agains dayle steyn

@coolfunnytshirt L guard to abhi se pehan rakha hai. Waise maine Dale Steyn ko ek chakka to marna hi hai.


what is the reason that 98% people from the west and asia who believe in secularism and liberalism, rape young gilrs and women ?

ye kia waja hai k west aur asia mein 98% wo log hotay hain jin ka taluq "secularism aur liberalism say hota "hai jo bacho aurto ka rape kertay hain?


I love you. I feel you. I think about you and i want to meet you once. I'm from Bangladesh.

I love you. I fill you. I think you and marnasa pahla apsa 1bar milongga jaroor. I'm from Bangladesh.


wow ohh my god why not now............love u salman

wowwwwww omg aaj kyu nahi ............love u salman


who knows what will happen tomorrow. enjoy your money now pic.twitter.com/cznbNh3SZD

Kal kya hoga kisko pata, abhi apne paiso ka le lo mazapic.twitter.com/cznbNh3SZD


@Dishasatra @premlata_rai how many useless friends i have made by now?

@Dishasatra @premlata_rai jabardasti ke kitne dost banaye hai aaj tak?


@Atheist_Krishna he is married.. what's the benefit now

@Atheist_Krishna shaadi ho gayee uski.. Ab kya fayda


@Omeghaa_ Yayy yayyy yayy tikki khaaenge


thoes #indians who eats not-veg after seeing the calender, who will make them understang about #GST

Jo #indians abhi bhi calendar dekh k non-veg khaate hai ab unhe #GST kon samjhaaye


@waqasirshad1989 i don't think so .. Dhoni is playing well

@waqasirshad1989 i don't think so .. Dhoni accha khel raha hai


@shivanimehra86 shivani mehra 86, i think i have seen you somewhere.

@shivanimehra86 Shivani Mehra 86, mujhe lagta hai Maine tumhe pehle kahin dekha hai.


this year real diwali would be celebrated by the chinese .. with cheap lights, creative lamps and fun firecrackers..

Asli diwali to iss baar China wale mana rahe honge.. Sasti light, creative diye aur mazedaar patakho ke saath.. Bwahahaa


Catches droper South Africans, Jonty will not forgive.

Catches drop karne waale South Africans, Jonty maaf nahin karegi.


you will come again between me and the girls?

tu phir aagaya mere aur ladkiyon ke beech?


@poonamkhatri i always had a doubt, today i am sure @NehaT_

@poonamkhatri Mujhe hamesha se hi shak tha, aaj yakeen ho gaya @NehaT_


i there is no respect left, then don't even do it dude

agar izzat nahi rahi to ucchalo bhi mat yaar ( y )


there is more sorrow in the world than in love. where in my money for the beer

Aur bhi gam hai duniya mein mohabbat ke siwa, daaru ke paise.


@khusshhagrawal can't wait yaar . I'm in office . ok atleast give me some hint. i also gave you once :p

@khusshhagrawal can't wait yaar . I'm in office . Accha atleast give me some hint * Maine bhi diya tha :p


it would have been better if rain had happened, atleast the match would have been cancled

Is se accha tha barish hi ho jatiðŸ˜µðŸ˜µðŸ˜³ðŸ˜³ðŸ˜¥ðŸ˜¥ðŸ˜¥ atleast match cancel ho jataðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‰ðŸ˜‰ðŸ˜‰ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜


#WhatMothersWant open the shoes outside the house

#WhatMothersWant JOOTE GHAR KE BAAHAR NIKAALO


.@TheRahulMahajan eyes are becoming red.. it maybe conjunctivitis

.@TheRahulMahajan aankh laal ho rahi hai.. Conjunctivitis hoga


@sona2905 heading seems edited. also the news details below are something else :)

@sona2905 heading edited lag rahi hai. aur neeche ka news details bhi kuchh aur hai :)


@TweetErrant oh this is ishaan awasthi's father

@TweetErrant oh ye to ishaan awasthi kr papa hai


@GhantaGuy @krazyfrog warna water will go away

@GhantaGuy @krazyfrog Warna paani chala jayega


ab kuch ? LolðŸ˜Ž Waiting for SULTAN Poster ðŸ’ª


@BhayanakPuppy (laughs) don't know brother. i think he had to go to repair fans. :P

@BhayanakPuppy Hahah pata nahi bhai.. use pankhe theek karne jana tha shayad :P


what?

you will go mad after reading this tweet https://twitter.com/atta6019/status/813308323978035200

WHAT!?!

Ye tweet padh kar tumhara fuse udd jayega https://twitter.com/atta6019/status/813308323978035200 …


salman is mine only, right salman and i will do anything for him

Salman ji sirf mera hai .....hai naa salman aur oss k lye main kuch b kar sakte ......


RT @SaadHere_ : wow pakistani women turned out to be useful ! congratulations pakistani women.

RT @SaadHere_ : Wow yar Pakistani khawateen to kaam ki nikleen ! Congratulations Pakistani Women .


lets go, we enjoyed too much.. now eat and go to sleep.. enjoy sunday

Chalo be bohot maze le liye.. Khana khao aur so jao.. Sunday enjoy kar be


@TangledDokhtar @bhak_sala this is not possible

@TangledDokhtar @bhak_sala ee na ho sake


For those who are asking why. it happened 2 years ago. aunty replied which world do you live https://twitter.com/LOLendraSingh/status/444167684712693760 …

For those who are asking why. 2 saal pehle ki baat hai. Bhabhi ne reply diya ki tum kaunsi duniya me rehte ho https://twitter.com/LOLendraSingh/status/444167684712693760 …


@kaalia_bhatt only just my mba professors did not understand these words.. :D @KyaUkhaadLega @Being_Humor @HathwalaThakur @Ra_Bies

@kaalia_bhatt Bas mere MBA ke profs ko ye baat samaj nahi aayee.. :D @KyaUkhaadLega @Being_Humor @HathwalaThakur @Ra_Bies


when dhoni removes his gloves, miracles happen

Dhoni gloves nikaale tabhi miracle hota hai.


@someUSER i know thats what im saying lol tucker straight outkicked cundiff in camp ,  i'm glad he's gone .  didnt he miss one in the 4th quater ?

@someUSER i know thats what im saying lol tucker straight outkicked cundiff in camp ,  i'm glad he's gone .  didnt he miss one in the 4th qtr ?


@Sand_In_Deed just now got a news that they gave a small role, like what happened to our actors

@Sand_In_Deed abhi abhi kabar aayi hai, woh hi chavvani ka role diya hoga, jaise pehle hamare actors ke saath ho chuka hai!


@HathwalaThakur brother, it seems we are going to be on the trend @KyaUkhaadLega

@HathwalaThakur bhai lagta aaj hum dono trend honge @KyaUkhaadLega


fat @thetanmay today is your day.. 10 May..

Mote @thetanmay aaj tera din hai.. 10 May..


in childhood, marter might have been guddu's father. even in his age, his mischievious mind is still active

bachpan mein master ji shararat mein guddu k baap rahe honge .  .  is umar tak bhi inki shaitaani dimaag bilkul active hai .  .


diwali bonus has arrived. no one leaves the group. whenever i get leisure time, it will be divided

Diwali bonus aa gaya hai . Koi group chhodke jana mat . Fursat milte hi baant diya jayega .


while there was swag, smog came in. #DelhiSmog

Swag Swag karte karte Smog Smog aa gaya. #DelhiSmog


Zindagi me partner hona bhi Zaroori he yaar ...


@subhashshobhda in bihar, shatrughan sinha hurt bjp more than laloo
#BiharkaJaichandShatrughan

@subhashshobhda Bihar me BJP ko Laloo se jyada nuksaan Shatrughan Sinha ne pahuchaya hai.
 #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan


@bhaiyyajispeaks haha.. Haath dho kar aana bhaiyya ji


mungerilal's beautiful dream. made me come back to life brother

mungerilal ke haseen sapne .  .  aapne to ekdum jeevit kardiya bhai .  .


in class 2, half of the class gets 99%. you are really not mature

class 2 me to 99% adhe class ko aate hai  .  .  .  tu sach me mature nahi hai


@sonamakapoor ok what new is now on trend except for sonam kapoor

@sonamakapoor accha to fir aaj trend me sonam kapoor ke alawa naya kya chal raha hai.


if i get money then its okay, i am ready to give a 50% discount on market rate. only 5 lakhs

Paise mile tab tak theek hai, 50% discount on market rate dene ko taiyaar hu main. Sirf 5 lakh


Aaj main upar, Aasman neeche'
*Missionary*


sir @ArvindKejriwal 2017 has came. modi had no conspiracy in this

Get well soon

Sir @ArvindKejriwal 2017 aa gaya.. Isme koi Modi ji ki saazish nahi hai

Get well soon


what is your problem, citizens of the US

Ye tum US walon ka problem kya hai bhai?


and that new year musical show that come at night on dd1

aur wo dd1 pe raat ko aane wala new year musical show .  .  .


pitch is some lover's heart, it has been broken very badly. #INDvsAUS

Pitch hai kisi aashiq ka dil, bahut buri tarah se toota hai. #INDvsAUS


hi friends, this is my page. like this page with your heart. anyone who likes this page, i will add them

hii frnds yeh mera page hai  , aap sab is page ko dil se ek like kardo ,  jo v like karega main use add kar lungi .  .  .


@juventino1978 now go there and eat good and warm food

@juventino1978 Ab wahan jaakar Gram Gram khaana khana.


mortal combat me power kaise chalatey they .


i did'n expect tis from you brother. you broke my heart :-(

aisi ummeed nhi thi aapse bhaijaan. . DIL tod diya sbka :-(


@MeetUunngLee this is the condition but still got hottness

@MeetUunngLee Yeh hi haalat hai but abhi hotness hai toh hai.


#SupremeCourt has accepted accepted accepted right to privacy #RightToPrivacy

#SupremeCourt ko qubool hai qubool hai qubool hai right to privacy #RightToPrivacy


retweet @govindec082 : congress reacts to #RailBudget2015 , says , " upa policies repackaged " namo : - " came here to improve you "

RT @govindec082 : Congress reacts to #RailBudget2015 , says , " UPA policies repackaged " NAMO : - " Tumhe sudharne hi to aaye hain "


.@ArvindKejriwal congrats on becoming a father.

.@ArvindKejriwal badhai ho sir aap papa ban gaye.


@hitlerbai Gabbar ko last me phansi ho gayee tha


Batting is not good but bowling is non sense.

Batting acchi nahi par bowling faaltu hai.


greetings to salman. let your eid be a superhit. victory bajrangbali.

Salman bhai ji ko Namastey Salaam.ye Eid apki superhit ho.jai bajrangbali.


@Alllahdin ye main kahaaaan aagaye  hum??


@Jal_Kukdi congrats !! start arrangement for the wedding

@Jal_Kukdi Congrats !! SHaadi ki taiyaari shuru kar do


@apar_saraswat untill does not get talent.

@apar_saraswat jab tak talent nahi aata :(


yes modi ji. two peple have came. asking for your (movie) trailer. picture : twitter.com/LDYnYdPpIP

Haan Modi ji. 2 log aaye hain. Aapke tailor ka pata puch rahe thepic.twitter.com/LDYnYdPpIP


retweet @cricBC : Check out this piece on Captain Iceman. Dhoni the superhero. By @chetannarula https://t.co/OP3AcfNhLk

RT @cricBC : Check out this piece on Captain Iceman . Dhoni the superhero . By @chetannarula https://t.co/OP3AcfNhLk


if you are this active on facebook chances are you won't be getting to iit in the first place. keep dreaming  .

if you are this active on fb chances are you won't be getting to iit in the first place  .  keep dreaming  .


@slimswamy there was written more. read that.

@slimswamy aur bhi bahut likha tha sir. Padhiyega.


raksha sindhe, salman will insha allah surely help you.

Raksha Shinde SALMAN insha Allah zaror help karenge...


retweet @MTR_Dishcovery : Get crowned as the kitchen superhero , this #WomensDay . Share your awesome #cooking tip now ! #MyDishcovery https://t.co

RT @MTR_Dishcovery : Get crowned as the kitchen superhero , this #WomensDay . Share your awesome #cooking tip now ! #MyDishcovery https://t.co


chchi will also delete previous tweets. modi, India needs smart politians than fast ballers https://t.co/YhYpymRcMN

Chachi bhi delete krengi ab previous tweets . ache fast ballers se jyada india ko akalmand politicians chahie modi https://t.co/YhYpymRcMN


(laugh) i was online now. today the trailer is going to release.

haha abhi online hi tha. Aaj to trailer hai


@twinitisha ok. don't bring your wife between our friendship.

@twinitisha ok. Hamari dosti ke beech me biwi ko mat lao


there are many male friends in my life but not female friends
#SingleGuyProblem

Jeewan mein Kushal Mangal dono hai, magar Shraddha aur Bhavna nahi hai.
#SingleGuyProblem


development happens only in cities not in villages.

Devlope sirf sahro me hota hai gawo me nahi.


crime is increasing and weapons are being made.

#BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

Badh raha apraadh ban rahe hathyaar

 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


asia stocks mostly up on us ,  china data: asian stock markets advanced friday as a batch of upbeat economic data from the u . s .  and china.  .  .

asia stocks mostly up on us ,  china data: asian stock markets advanced friday as a batch of upbeat economic data from the u . s .  and chi .  .  .


sister, @SethShruti you got your account verified after lots of drama. but did you get any role in television?

Didi @SethShruti itna rona-dhona karne ke bad account to verify ho gaya par TV mein koi chhota-mota role bhi mila kya?


@supaarwoman @rushingquark i can not see or listen any other zone except drunk zone.

@supaarwoman @rushingquark Mujhe na koi zone ke naam dikhayi dete hai na sunayi dete hai... Sirf ek zone... drunk zone


help me smart peeps: i need to get from the city to as soon as possible ,  back to the city on a friday night .  cheapest way to go ?  (it's for a wedding)

help me smart peeps: i need to get from the city to alsip ,  back to the city on a friday night .  cheapest way to go ?  (it's for a wedding)


@IamVibhor_  all iworld listen carefully , come together @CostaCoffeeInd and make it  #FREEDOMASH one :)

@IamVibhor_ Suno gaur se Duniya walon, Aao milke @CostaCoffeeInd ke saath ek #FREEDOMASH bana lo :)


@aniket51082 yes, it is only his/her purpose.

@aniket51082 yes, uska purpose hi yahi hai.


@Areenge go and study son, it will be most helpful in future.

@Areenge beta jakey parhai karo , aage wohi kaam aegi


he lost the wrist watch he is wearing in this pic !

He lost the wrist watch he is wearing in this pic !.... :D


@perky_girl16 took poll herself, whatever you like, i don't like that . what is problem in this?

@perky_girl16 khud le lo poll, jo tumhe pasand hai mujhe woh pasand nahi hai. Kya problem hai Usmein?


@someUSER follow @someUSER  ,  find her on november 26 .  meet her .  she'll be at the bell center by 4:00pm its her dream 2 meet you !  ! 90

@someUSER follow @someUSER  ,  find her on november 26 .  meet her .  she'll be at the bell center by 4:00pm its her dream 2 meet u !  ! 90


you can do online payment by credit card, madam

i have not brought from anyone. what do (you) talk about credit? what is your credit?

"Ma'm aap online payment kar sakti hai credit card se"

Maine kisi ke baap se udhaar nahi li, credit ki baat karta hai? Tera kya credit hai?


retweet republic: is this also a coincidence that geeta had 18 chapters and #GST Council also had 18 meetings: PM Modi at #MidnightGSTLaunch

RT republic: Ye bhi sanyog hai ki Geeta ke bhi 18 adhyaay thay aur #GST Council ki bhi 18 meetings hui: PM Modi at #MidnightGSTLaunch


@AdvancedMaushi i am also going to drink :)

@AdvancedMaushi Mein bhi jaa raha hu peene :)


@bruiselee @c_aashish uncle this cervice is only for coustomers like you. these poor people are creating chill unnecessarily.

@bruiselee @c_aashish kaka aap jaise customers ke liye hi toh yeh services hain. Yeh gareeb log faltu chill pau macha rahe hain


brother " these are global yogi from selfie generation .... for previous ones government system was sufficient for their publicity. #MakeInIndia

Bhai " yeh wale global yogi hai from selfie generation .... pehle walon ke liye apne publicity ke liye sarkari tantra kaafi tha #MakeInIndia


retweet @shrishtimona : sometimes a lots of laughter comes for this thought, what will be the name of neil nitin mukesh's son.

RT @shrishtimona : kabhi kabhi to ye sonch ke bdi hasi a jati hai ki , Neil Nitin Mukesh ke bete ka naam kya hoga .


#GST is a good step...you have sworn to make condition of nation ill.

#GST is a good step... Aap ne tau desh ka beda gark karne Ki kasam khai hai


@RowdyTalks waise gandhagi karne mein hujm peeche nahi hai, pencil ko bhi kaa/gaand mein daal kar khuja sakte hai zaroorat padne par


what could you have done? https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/890445884907032577 …


So I suppose votes have done #GST or #DeMonetisationDisaster smriti has gone mad alongwith development.

So I suppose BOtS have done #GST or #DeMonetisationDisaster Vikas k saath Smriti bhi pagal ho gayi hai


Tmhe Mere Jaisi Ladki Nahi Milegi . Boy Chil swthrt Mjhe Tu Hi Ni Psnd To Teri Jaise Kyu dhudunga


1. salman brother
1. salman brother
3. SRK
https://twitter.com/taran_adarsh/status/678162909000769536 …

1. Salman bhai
2. Salman bhai
3. SRK
https://twitter.com/taran_adarsh/status/678162909000769536 …


laugh out loud! this is teja. there is mark...oops!https://twitter.com/IndiaToday/status/773519341849640960 …

LOL! Teja ye hai. Mark idhar hai...oops!https://twitter.com/IndiaToday/status/773519341849640960 …


@YearOfRat @MeetUunngLee laugh out loud. this is the limit.

@YearOfRat @MeetUunngLee LOL. Hadd hai ye!


@sagarikaghose now will modi make it rain? what mad woman?

.@sagarikaghose ab baarish bhi Modi jo karwaenge ?? Kyu paglu aurat


retweet @Nawabzaadaa : very much unlucky #imrankhan #imrankhan #pak #ind #TeamIndia #PAKvsIND #IndvsPak #WT20 #pak https://t.co/ygaMJSTOuT

RT @Nawabzaadaa : Manhoosiyaat ki dukaan #imrankhan #imrankhan #pak #ind #TeamIndia #PAKvsIND #IndvsPak #WT20 #pak https://t.co/ygaMJSTOuT


@IAmTathagat we are still laughing on Naturopathy Yoga, brother @bhak_sala @OpIndia_com

@IAmTathagat Hum to abhi bhi Naturopathy Yoga pe hans rahe hai bhai @bhak_sala @OpIndia_com


@friendlii_ghost on whichever network you switch that network shuts down.

@friendlii_ghost tu jo bhi network pe jaata hai wo band ho jaata hai


#RailBudget2015 Kudos to sureshpprabhu and narendramodi keep up on #LAB and #Budget2015 #bigontop

#RailBudget2015 Kudos to sureshpprabhu & narendramodi keep up on #LAB and #Budget2015 #bigontop


it will be raining wine tommorow #IndvsBan


.@British_Airways chyamaila kona barobar boltos re asa? Tumchi maartoch aata thaamb. MARATHYA UPAS TUJHI TALWAR @sachin_rt


@narendramodi ji now time has come for #surgicalstrike part 2. bahubali 2 has come now, when it is coming?

@narendramodi ji #surgicalstrike part 2 ka time aa Gaya hai ab to bahubali 2 bhi aa Gaya ye kab aa Raha hai ...


@TadkaSingh mr. tadka singh, there is lot of weight in your conversation.

@TadkaSingh tadka singh ji, aapki baato me hamesha se bohot dam hota hai


RT @YuvaiTV : Tyagi and Khaitan are examples of 'take benefits of current opportuniy' : RM @manoharparrikar in LS #AgustaWestlandScam https://t.co/

RT @YuvaiTV : Tyagi and Khaitan are examples of ' Behti Ganga me Haath Dho lena ' : RM @manoharparrikar in LS #AgustaWestlandScam https://t.co/


who is this new beggar? @KaminaPun come here to get attention.

@witchybitchygal @drmalvika6

Ye naya bhikari kaun hai @KaminaPun ? Attention lene aa gaya

@witchybitchygal @drmalvika6


But we both did not get fun at all.  :'(
:P

magar hum donon ko bilkul mazza nahi aata :'(
:P


@TheRahulMahajan shame sir...what did you show?..was sleeping sound in office..waken up

KABHI KABHI ACCHA BOLTA HAI .... GOOD ONE https://t.co/EWkgnBHtMl


some times he speaks well, good one https://t.co/EWkgnBHtMl

breaking dawn is coming out on the 16th  ,  yayyy


breaking dawn is coming out on the 16th , yeah

Can You Take It Ravish Kumar ? : http://t.co/ZjDpAhxrgX via @youtube #ndtv #ravishkumar


brother, this all is the caste of traitor  @im_rabspic.twitter.com/65jYq2VNHX

bhai ye sab desh drohi ki jaat hai @im_rabspic.twitter.com/65jYq2VNHX


@hydbadshah yes brother @flipkartsupport


AAP (political party) swiped itself from delhi for their own actions.
#JaiHo

AAP ne Delhi mein apna jhaadu chala kar khud ko saaf kar diya.
#JaiHo


@Singhlicious how does this laptop work without ram?

@Singhlicious bina ram ke laptop kaise chalta hai be


@cityslicker_me (i) don't say by seeing display picture. 25 people correct me and say me drunk as well.

@cityslicker_me DP dekh kar koi nahi bolta. Humko toh 25 log correct kar dete aur bewda bolte so alag


give  unbearable pain.
commit one more mistake, carolina

Chalni karde seena..
Ek aur galti karde Carolina..


@MohitParmarr brother, did any delhi girl break your heart?

@MohitParmarr Bhai kisi dilli wali ne dil toda kya tumhara?


(laugh) this is a new breed of woman, bandra woman


retweet @k01768938 : @sangita_salman flowers bloom, when this beauty blooms, moon makes when the face made like moon. sounds good sangita !

RT @k01768938 : @sangita_salman Saw phool khele jab ye khele roop sunhara , saw chand bana jab ye bana chand sa chehra . Accha laga sangita !


@Alllahdin https://instagram.com/p/2qKNVPj6kW/ see it, like it.

@Alllahdin https://instagram.com/p/2qKNVPj6kW/  ye dekh, like kar


Chahe kitna bhi bada mahagathbandhan kar lo, aakhir mein BJP ne dhoti utaar hi di.


@scratchysingh blocking is not the solution of every problem @LoKarDi_RT

@scratchysingh block karna har samasya ka samadhan nahi hai @LoKarDi_RT


@JhaSanjay sir, you will have to agree on this thing. if modi did not exist then you would have no work to do and it would have become hard to earn livlihood for family.

.@JhaSanjay ek baat to aapko maan ni padegi sir. Modi ji nahi hote to aaj aapke paas koi kaam nahi hota aur ghar chalana mushkil ho jata.


rashtrawad led by kiran bedi will win  !

rashtrawad led by kiran bedi ki jeet hogi  !


@dhaval241086 these is not bots. these are pets of @UniqueIdiot_ ..

@dhaval241086 bots nahi hai woh @UniqueIdiot_ ke pets hai..


it should be investigated how he passed from iit. https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/722268629048389632 …

Yeh IIT se kaise pass hua iski jaanch honi chahiyehttps://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/722268629048389632 …


brother, where have back side fens gone while covering up?

bhai ,  cover up kartey samay pichey ka fens kahan gaya ?


well, how is my fart worse smell than his?https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/847513017650524160 …

Bhala meri paad uske paad se badbudar kaisi?https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/847513017650524160 …


anyone want to go see #shedseven at boro on 14th december ?  ?  17 . 50 each .  let me know ,  i really want to go .

anyone wanna go see #shedseven at boro on 14th december ?  ?  17 . 50 each .  let me know ,  i really want to go .


washed half of the head from dove, you can see the effect yourself.pic.twitter.com/KfBsSCRcsC

Aadha sar Dove se dhoya hai, aap khud hi dekh sakte hai iska asar.pic.twitter.com/KfBsSCRcsC


Also, Nepalis must know this thing;
shaksha is that who is bhatisha, and bhatisha is that who is shaksha, and shaksha is that who does not exist

Also, Nepalis must know this thing;
jo shasha hai wohi bhatisha hai, aur jo bhatisha hai wohi shasha hai, aur jo shasha hai woh hai hi nahi


@90sWasAwesome pappu's underwear is nepali. @htTweets

@90sWasAwesome Pappu ka kachcha limbu hai @htTweets


retweet @TonyKakkar : is he kohli or superman #IndvsAus

RT @TonyKakkar : Ye Bhai kohli hai ya superman .. yayyyyyyyy ... #IndvsAus


@kaalia_bhatt @KeepsItRustic dear i asked for some old monk wine, not for blood.

@kaalia_bhatt @KeepsItRustic yaar ek aadha khamba old monk maanga hai, khoon nahi


retweet @LeMeBuntty : love is a virus and the slipper of mom and  dadis anti-virus.ðŸ”«

RT @LeMeBuntty : Pyar Ek Virus Hai Aur Mom Dad Ki Chappal Anti-Virus ðŸ”«


mario used to be my favorite. . but ps2 has replaced it now. .uff these were awesome days. . now i only play bumout revenge.

mario toh mera fav tha .  . but ab usey ps2 ne replace kar dia .  . uff vo kya din the .  . ab sirf burnout revenge khelti hu .  .


@someUSER waheed proposed mdp to join the government prior coni's verdict .  7 february controversial power transfer refrained mdp joining the government .

@someUSER waheed proposed mdp to join the gov prior coni's verdict .  7 feb controversial power transfer refrained mdp joining the govt .


got the name by beating others, got trapped because of others'

Doosro ka maar ke bana thaa, doosro ka maarne ke chakkar me phasa....


i thought papa is going in a deep trouble , but here is different scenario. . ;) :p

mujhe to lga tha papa ki band bjne wali h ,  bt yha to chkr hi ulta pd gya .  . ;) :p


@FaslaRakhein dad is stuck in office work .. will be back by 9 to 9.30... ðŸ˜’ðŸ˜’ no one is waiting here .. ðŸ˜’ðŸ˜’ðŸ˜•

@FaslaRakhein dad office k kaam me phasay hue hen .. 9 , 9.30 tak aa jae ge ... ðŸ˜’ðŸ˜’ Yaha wait hi nai ho raha .. ðŸ˜’ðŸ˜’ðŸ˜•


@Babu_Bhaiyaa sir you directly blow up the head.

@Babu_Bhaiyaa sir seedha khopdi phodte ho aap


@coolfunnytshirt look brother, it is not a joke.

@coolfunnytshirt arre arre, bhai ye mazaak nahi hai. :'(


super fantastic like . it happens everywhere:)

super duper like .  yehi hota hai sab jagah :)


[info] taetiseo will perform on  " love in asia "  tomorrow (11/02) at 02:30pm (korea standard time) ,  korean broadcasting system will broadcast the concert on 13 november at 07:30pm

[info] taetiseo will perform on  " love in asia "  tomorrow (11/02) at 02:30pm (kst) ,  kbs will broadcast the concert on 13 november at 07:30pm


salman drive the vehicle slow, otherwise jail.

Salman gadi aaram se chlana ab wrna jai..l


@Alllahdin why do you always chant on money, why do you die for money????????

@Alllahdin KYUN PAISA PAISA KARTI HAI KYUN PAISE PE TU MARTI HAI????????


bill is like poet today, rum is like song today, all are poetry dear.

Bill aaj shayar hai, rum aaj nagma hai, sab ye ghazal hai sanam.


@Starsportsindia ready for toss . head is call its tails " india Wins toss'' won the toss, now win the match #Indvspak

@StarSportsIndia READY FOR TOSS . HEAD IS CALL ITS TAILS " INDIA WINS TO$$'' TOSS JITA HAI AB MATCH JITO #INDvsPAK


well bapu if someone rapes and murders your sister then will you also go for non-violence and explain him in good manner that he should not commit rape?

Are bato agar tumhara bahan ko koi rape karke murder karde to tum ahinsa ki raste pe chalkar oose payar se samjaoge " ki aur kisiko rape nakare ????


@richazjoy he gets jealous @Atheist_Krishna

@richazjoy jalta hai ye @Atheist_Krishna


pakistan wil be bombed.

No minister said since 1947.

PAKISTAN KO BAMM SE UDYA DIYA JAAYEGA.

No minister said since 1947.


haa yaar fatafat ek cartoon post karo :)


@i_Arhaan what would you have done to flirt a boy? right thing happened?

@i_Arhaan abe to ladke se flirt karke karta bhi kya. Accha hua


mr. modi in china, I used to sell chow-mean and chilli potato along with tea.

Modi ji in China, "Mitron, main chai ke saath saath chow-mein aur kabhi kabhi chilli-potato bhi bechta tha".


@YearOfRat (laugh) come on friends to see, I could not come. take wine bottle along.

@YearOfRat haha, aajao yaar milne. Main toh nahi aa paya. Bas daaru ki botal le aao


@retardedwriter @TheVacuumHead lol..stop doing this bad deed. don't talk to her she is very bad girl.

@retardedwriter @TheVacuumHead LOL..bandh karonye nanga naach. Isse baat mat kar ye shaitaan ki beti hai.


@opindia_com do something of them, brother


@Ra_Bies Pootna, i cause pootna (laddy rowdy) lots of trouble.. i, @akshaykanitkar and @HathwalaThakur were together :D

@Ra_Bies Pootna, Mini Pootna (aurat gabbar) ki watt lagayee.. Maine @akshaykanitkar aur @HathwalaThakur ne mil kar :D


oh my god power of i , laugh out loud laugh out loud


@someUSER (laugh) !  !  i do look good with a greek child !  i will be home by tomorrow morning so i'll try video calling you on skype.

@someUSER hahaha !  !  i do look good with a greek child !  i'm home tomorrow morning so i'll try skyping you xx


not sticked with  tv .  itting on tha sofa.  :3

abe chipka nhi hun tv se .  sofe pe baitha hun .  :3


@someUSER i went trick or treating every year of high school except senior year only because negros was faking .  i am going tomorrow too .

@someUSER i went trick or treating every year of high school except senior year only cuz negros was faking .  im going tomorrow too .


now on tv, in bank, on cricbuzz . . . will win from full power.

abhi tv pe bank me cricbuzz pe .  .  . jitaenge poore damm se


there is nothing special in today's. it was total waste


brother you have the result of #Demonatisation. now after #GST #AccheDin will perhaps not come ... and all wants development .see it.

Bhai sahab #Demonetisation ka result to dekh liya ab #GST ke bad sayad hi #AccheDin ayenge... Aur sabko chahiye #VIKASH 0 Dekh lo ....


today in pakistan at least some people will recieve leftover food. https://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/781077313140162560 …

aaj pakistan me kuch logo ko to khana mil hi jaega bacha huahttps://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/781077313140162560 …


@TheDilliMirror i watched your face early in the morning..don't know how day will progress.

@TheDilliMirror subah subah teri shakal dekh li.. Pata nahi din kaisa jaega


@minicnair did you get photoshop done by ankit lal?

@minicnair Ankit Lal se photoshop karwayee ?


observers from un ,  eu ,  cw ,  send to coni  ,  according to this observers what the maldivian have seen live and on televisions on 7 february are day dream ,

observers from un ,  eu ,  cw ,  send to coni  ,  according to this observers what the maldivian have seen live and on tvs on 7 feb are day dream ,


@NehaYagnik @HITKPKD even if (we) hide, then also (we) will not survive http://bit.ly/1CoC7ZE  #LalHITMovies @HITKPKD

@NehaYagnik @HITKPKD Chhupenge toh bhi nahin bachenge http://bit.ly/1CoC7ZE  #LalHITMovies @HITKPKD


@MehekMahtani time is bad.. Shine is awesome.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI … #LagGayiVaat
Shine

@MehekMahtani Zamana kharaab hai.. Shine lajawaab hai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI … #LagGayiVaat
Shine


@kamaalrkhan brother out of 570000, 567093 follow you just to abuse you.

@kamaalrkhan bhai in 5,70,000 me se 5,67,093 to sirf tujhe gaaliya dene ke liye follow karte hain.


@Atheist_Krishna "arre don't drown me drown to krishna ... noooooo"pic.twitter.com/MZFIK5tTlr

@Atheist_Krishna "Arre mujhe nahi Krishna ko dubaoooo... NAHIIIIIIIIIIII"pic.twitter.com/MZFIK5tTlr


so many of these sketches take us back to our days , this took me to my science projects , made in " collaboration " with mother .

so many of these sketches take us back to our days ,  this took me to my science projects ,  made in  " collaboration "  with maa .


@iamsonisinghal may happiness spread in bihar, may nitish Kumar be out  #NitishKaNakliVikas

@iamsonisinghal Bihar me bahaar ho nitish Kumar baahar ho #NitishKaNakliVikas


in life 35% of the time (i) will not be shitting, brother, you keep on enjoyingly peeing .

zindagi ke 35% waqt hagte nahi rahenge bhai, aap susu karne mein lage raho mast


@NumbYaar youb are doing very well now a days.


i know that you are a generous and positive person I believe that I felt and observed that:-)

Yes i knw u r a gener0us n p0stv prsn i belev tht c0z i felt n obsrvd tht:-)


you have to habbit to come late...perhaps it will not start even at 4.

aapko late aane ki aadat hai me janta hun... 4baje bhi sayad start nahi hoga...


all go to own home, no salman will come....!!

chalo sab apne apne ghar koi salman nahi aaega....!!


The day Modi was banned to enter united state "ladies and gentleman i will do world tour and wi;; go to united state 10 times aur "#GSTForNewIndia #GST

The day Modi was banned to enter "US Bhaiyon aur "Behno kasam khata hu World tour karunga aur "US 10 baar jaunga #GSTForNewIndia #GST


anyone in year 12 or 13 that's going to see the woman in black needs to give the money to mchale tomorrow !  spread the word please !

anyone in year 12 or 13 that's gunna see the woman in black needs to give the money to mchale tomorrow !  spread the word please !


Hume bhi link do. Life boring ho gayee hai


have some patriot dreams  .  .  .  like i will do this for country i will do that .  .  .  .  just share with us  .  .  .  .

have some patriot dreams  .  .  .  bole to me mai aisa kar jaunga aur vaisa kar jaunga desh ke liye  .  .  .  .  just share with us  .  .  .  .


dear pakistani fans ... if you have not broken your tv in asia cup.... then today is a good chance. #indvspak

Dear Pakistani fans ... Asia cup k bad agar tv set na fodeho .... to aaj accha mauka haisuru ho jao #indvspak


! smog is an excuse "in reality we don't deserve to show our face"!#DelhiSmog #INDvSL @sagarcasm

Smog to ek Bahana "hai reality main hum muh dikhane k Kabil nai rahe! #DelhiSmog #INDvSL @sagarcasm


@Trendulkar from skill india program a lots of youngsters will get help to improve their skills.

@Trendulkar Skill India program ke tehat kaafi yuvaaon ko apna hunar tarashne mein madad mili hai.


fool, her sleep was disturbed because of azaannot by gurbani, then also she spoke against temples.pic.twitter.com/KfYh8FAEBJ

Ulli ki patthi, uski neend azaan se kharab hui thi Gurbani se nahi, aur phir bhi usne mandiron ke khilaf bhi bolapic.twitter.com/KfYh8FAEBJ


lol, matthew dahi wade are coming in trend.


retweet @anujjudeeval : perfect railway budget ever #BudgetBT # #RailBudget2015 #IndianRailways @abpnewstv @aajtakki became jealous , don't know why?

RT @anujjudeeval : Perfect railway budget ever #BudgetBT # #RailBudget2015 #IndianRailways @abpnewstv @aajtakki to jal gyi , Pata ni ko


#LandAcquisitionBill is good for ??? common man special man #LandAcquisitionBill fet land back movement #WhereIsRahul

#LandAcquisitionBill is good for ??? AAM Adami Ya Special AAdami #LandAcquisitionBill Zameen Wapsi Andolan #WhereIsRahul


Find this cute puppy a home? there is no money for (my/our)  own rent.

Find this cute puppy a home? yahan khud ke kiraaye ke paise nahi hai.


brother i firstly "like" your gags, i read them afterwards . i knew they will be awesome :d

bhai tumhare gags main ''like'' pehle karta hun ,  padhta baad me hun .  pata hota hai awesome hi hoga :d


student of #JNU are shouting anti-national slogans, kejri listens and praise cheap people like #kanahiya ... #shame

#JNU ke bache anti- National nare lagate hai Aur aapke mahan kejari sunte haii aur #kanahiya jaise cheap insaan ke tarif karte hai .. #shame


@Ra_Bies sir did not have the intention to pick up the cap. thanks :)

@Ra_Bies sir topi utarne ka irada nahi tha. Thanks :)


these all are the excuses for not doing home work.

ye sab to bahane hai ghar ka kaam na krne ke .  .  .


@openmindedatma did not get, human in what sense? :)

@openmindedatma samjha nahi, human in what sense? :)


@RanaAyyub but aunty still tweeting non sense !!!

@RanaAyyub but aunty ji still tweeting non sense !!!


this is our india and we talk about make in india, firstly improve this @narendramodi @ ji @SirJadeja

Ye hai hamara bharat aur hum make in india k baat karte hai pahle ise to sudharo @narendramodi @ ji @SirJadeja


life long wait.....only for you brother in this world

zindagi bhar intezar bhaiiiii.....is duniya mein sirf aap ke liye


@praGeek_ambani today is 26 of january (republic day) brother.


what do you exaggerate mr. @narendramodi. just tell the ways. not only congress but whole public faced trouble because of #Demonitization and #GST

Kya fekte ho @narendramodi ji. Zara batao woh kaun se raaste hain. Congress nahin saari janta ko pareshan kiya aap ne by doing #Demonitization and #GST


this climate did not change....we have changed....#smogindelhi

Yeh climate nhi change hua hai.... hum change ho Gaye hai.... #smogindelhi


@ruchikokcha why do you want to give troubles? keep people happy as they are. poors.

@ruchikokcha Kyu taqleef dena chahte ho? Aise hi khush rehne do logon ko. Bechare


dear i have only one story. you @LiLarDi_RT just meet me on water bank, then i will go home alone and get to sleep. sigh

yaar apni ek hi kahani hai, tu @LoKarDi_RT assi ghat par mil le, main phir tanha akele ghar jakar so jaunga. Sigh.


do your characters's filter by prisma, it will seem better.

Apne character ka bhi Prisma filter kar lo, thoda achha toh lagega.


#SureshPrabhu #NarendraModi #MannKiBaat i listened and whoever else has heared this they have cut down 4429 vacancies on the name of transparency god #rrbntpc

#SureshPrabhu #NarendraModi #MannKiBaat suna h aur jisne ki hoge usne 4429 Kat li vacancy transparency ke naam pe yesa kyu devta #rrbntpc


be different "but through court" not by whatsapp "not by sending letter" by saying talaq thrice" worse than domestic viilence. #TripleTalaq

alag hoi " but through court " naaki whatsapp "krke chitthi bhej ke " teen talaq bol ke " gharelu hinsa se bura hai #TripleTalaq


@narendramodi #GST " did not give up in spite of lots of problems because god gives good act to good actors, "

@narendramodi #GST " muskile kitni v kyu na ho usse bhage nhi 0 kyuki bhagwan ek aise director hai jo muskil act behtreen actor ko deta hai "


this much error does not come in making charted accounted than filling #GST return File  @arunjaitley hey great man fill one #GSTRETURN file,the remaining hair will also become lost :x #andherinagrichopatraja

itne error to CA banne me nahi aarahe jitne #GST Return File karne me aarahe hai @arunjaitley hey mahapurush aaye ek #GSTRETURN file karke dikhaye jitne baal bache hai vo bhi ud jayege :x #andherinagrichopatraja


@ashutosh83B are you telling me or asking?

@ashutosh83B  bhai puch rahe ho ya bata rahe ho !


speak atleast, this @Being_Humor is stud.


Tere Naam, Aashiq Banaya Aapne, Humraaz, Hello Brother... himesh is good as a musician, brother.

Tere Naam, Aashiq Banaya Aapne, Humraaz, Hello Brother... achha hai bhai Himesh as a musician


this is rule of nature. you can't break it.

Ye sansaar ka niyam hai, ye nahi tod sakte


@someUSER oh alright i can dig it but how you going to act tomorrow night tho younging  ?

@someUSER oh iight i can dig it but how you going to act tomorrow night tho younging  ?


@Twiterazzzi absolutely there is a opportunity to impress second.

@Twiterazzzi bilkul opportunity hai doosri ko pataane ka


) #MaukaMauka Beta cheen ke haasil kiya hai yeh mauka aaj ... So proud of u #TeamIndia #IndvsSA #BleedBlue #CWC15


laugh out loud! whatever beggary you got from beggar is okay(sufficient)

LOL! Bhikari ki bheek, jo mili woh theek


@Juuism hahhaa.. college ke din yaad aa gaye


@Madan_ChiknaRAj i will make a wine pack for you on saturday.

@Madan_ChiknaRAj tere liye SAturday ka ek Vine banaunga


Yeah !! India won ... #IndvsPak .party has just begin now, many more to go ... la la lalala

Yaayy !! India won ... #IndvsPak . Abhi toh party shuru hui h many more to go ... la la lalala


@bhak_sala bring this tweet to hospital early https://twitter.com/NotSoSnob/status/560455762015571969 … 3rd degree burns @NotSoSnob

@bhak_sala Is tweet ko jaldi haspatal leke jaao https://twitter.com/NotSoSnob/status/560455762015571969 … 3rd degree burns @NotSoSnob


don't spoil the life of raina by non-sense talk

ab ye sab faltu ki baat karke raina ka life kharab mat karo .   .   .


brother guddu, you came back without going to canteen, bad thing.. :-(

bhai guddu bina canteen gaye wapas aagaye tum ,  galat baat .  .  . :-(


guudu must be in a section, these kinds of people are in a section.

guddu pakka a seciton me hoga ,  aisi badmash prajati ke insaan a section me hi hote hai .


*Rajasthan*
take something, brother.
no no, nothing
will have to take something
have some water.
you are a very special thing.

*Rajasthan*

"Kuch to lijiye bhai sa"
"nahi nahi kuch nahi"
"Kuch to lena padega"
"Paani sa"
"Tu cheez badi hai mast mast .."


@Ra_Bies whatever you say is correct.
no


don't forget this! on which networl you are using your #Snapchat, its owner can buy you in no time.#jio.

Ye baat bhul mat ! Jis network par hum Tera #Snapchat chala Rahe Hai na uska owner tujhe 1 min mai khareed sakta hai ! #jio


@The_Sleigher Yes.. now it is going beyond.

@The_Sleigher Yes.. Ab zyada ho raha hai


save this tweet. brother is gonna lift nita ambani.

Save this tweet. Bhajji is gonna lift Nita Ambani.


@BUnlimted will not come....in tommorow morning  @DefucktiveHumor @DiwakarKothari_

@BUnlimted kal subah... bhi nahi aayegi  @DefucktiveHumor @DiwakarKothari_


wow pakistani womankind turned out to be useful thing ! congratulation pakistani women.

Wow yar Pakistani khawateen to kaam ki nikleen ! Congratulations Pakistani Women .


bellamy with the assists . 1:09 left 2nd period

jackals goal !  jimmy martin sneaks a rebound past killeen to give elmira a 2-1 lead .  bushee &amp


@aajtak #dear arvind kejriwal are you innocent or traitor? .... choose

@aajtak #dear arvind kejriwal aap begunaah hai . Yaa deshdrohi hai .... choose


come for long drive, come for long drive, come with me preety(girl) with me.

Long drive pe chal chal, long drive pe chal chal, chal mere naal soniye ni mere naal soniye


@theerailivedin #CrackerNACrackKAR don't listen to who is speaking.

@theerailivedin #CrackerNACrackKAR bolne wale ki baat mat sun


@TweetErrant brother your tweets have become like ashok dinda.. can not understand them.

@TweetErrant bhai aajkal tere tweet Ashok Dinda ki tarah ho gaye hai.. Upar se chale jate hai


there is solution of #TripleTalaq. all the muslim women should change their religion.this is not easy for them too.

#TripleTalaq ka eik solution hai saare mulsman aurton ko apne religion change kar lena chahiye. unke liye asan "hai bhi nhi hota unka.


@SukeshReddyRmur @Nizam_ntr @Sama_Gautham @nag1406 @pavan1230 because that kind of class roles won't suit brother's image

@SukeshReddyRmur @Nizam_ntr @Sama_Gautham @nag1406 @pavan1230 cuase that kind of class roles won't suit balayya's image


@MohitParmarr she came in ipl..daughter of deccan chargers's owner?

@MohitParmarr ye to IPL me aayee thi.. Deccan Chargers ke maalik ki beti ?


@White_Crimes perhaps this song was written only for you.

@White_Crimes tumhare liye hi likha tha ye gaana shayad


retweet @ashutosh83B : murderous assault on AAP MLA , kartar singh tanwar . chhatarpur . driver is injured . attackers were carrying pistol . Kartar i

RT @ashutosh83B : Murderous assault on AAP MLA , Kartar Singh Tanwar . Chhatarpur . Driver is injured . Attackers were carrying pistol . Kartar i


@BhaiyyajiClub thanks big brother @TheRahulMahajan @BihariTweeter @nisheethsharan

@BhaiyyajiClub Thanks Bhaiyyaji @TheRahulMahajan @BihariTweeter @nisheethsharan


@LoKarDi_RT aisi ladkiyon wale baat na karo


@dwivedi_ji12 all criminals have released in nitish government. #NitishKaNakliVikas

@dwivedi_ji12 Nitishraaj me sare aaropi riha ho gaye #NitishKaNakliVikas


there are 30% people in bjp has criminal record.


why is there so much darkness brother? #Tubelight


take @TweetErrant someone else back@retardedwriter

aur @TweetErrant ko le aaja. @retardedwriter


retweet @CricketNDTV : #AsiaCup India : Dhawan , Rohit , Kohli , Rahane , Rayudu , Karthik , Jadeja , Ashwin , Mishra , Shami , Bhuvneshwar http://t.co/ls5I

RT @CricketNDTV : #AsiaCup India : Dhawan , Rohit , Kohli , Rahane , Rayudu , Karthik , Jadeja , Ashwin , Mishra , Shami , Bhuvneshwar http://t.co/ls5I


if there is no shit what to clean . ma'am is using this powerful logic.

agar tatti hui hi nahi usse pehle kyu dhona, ma'm ye wala zabardast logic istemaal kar rahi hai.


used to wear gloves only while keeping :p


@indiantweeter @jdriar jallianwala there is a hotel outside park. ate there. did not wash mouth so that taste did not go away.

@indiantweeter @jdriar jallianwala bagh ke bahar badi hotel hai ek. Waha khaya tha. Do din muh nahi dhoya taki taste nahi jaye.


what do you about the price of cigarette while shitting. .person with good bowl?

Ek subah ke tatti wali cigarette ki keemat tum kya jaano ... achhe bowel movements wale babu?


@anilvijmantri @IndiaToday mr. sports minister it has been 3 days after informing you , by what time you will react, when then all grass will become dry.

@anilvijmantri @IndiaToday sports minister ji aaj 3 day hi aapko inform kare hue , kab tak react karoge , jab sari ghaas sookh jayegi


okay i will wait for you. if you are real salman khan then just tell me how are you......:)i feel like to see you.

OK main aap ki intzar karugi Bas aap sache Salman khan hai Toh Itna jarur batana aap kaisa hai.....:) aapko dekhne ko Dil chahta hai ???


you took name of the cm of country. just don't prove this pure thing go wrong.

tune desh ke CM ka naam liya hai, iss pavitra cheez ko jhoota saabit nahi karna bas.


teaching ,  then rehearsing .  show with the guns and roses tribute band this friday in cranston ,  ri at mardis gras !

teaching ,  then rehearsing .  show with the gnr tribute band this friday in cranston ,  ri at mardis gras !


girls of 23-24 have very bad thinking nowadays, there should be episode on savdhaan india on these girls. no. 1 prevert.

Bahot hi ghatiy soch rakhti hai aaj kal ki ye 23-24 saal ki ladkiyan, inka saavdhan india par episode karwana chahiye. ek number PERVERT!


said of within 6 months, it did not take even 6 months. https://twitter.com/LOLendraSingh/status/816686060830801920 …

Within 6 months bola tha, 6 din bhi nahi lage https://twitter.com/LOLendraSingh/status/816686060830801920 …


@KyaUkhaadLega LOL, trying for the setting @Being_Humor brother. by high try.

@KyaUkhaadLega LOL, setting mein toh lage huwe hai ye @Being_Humor bhai. Bhaot hi zoron se


Mr. ustaad, don't make fun of shahrukh khan. I like him - sultan

*Hoots, Claps, Whistles*

"Ustaad ji, Shahrukh Khan ka majak mat udaao. Manne bahot pasand hai" - Sultan

*Hoots, Claps, Whistles*


BC are you not getting?

don't use the hashtag #BuzzOffBarkhahttps://twitter.com/BUnlimted/status/782167445079330816 …

BC samaj nahi aa rahi tujhe

dont use the hashtag #BuzzOffBarkhahttps://twitter.com/BUnlimted/status/782167445079330816 …


@Being_Humor big sayings.. used to eat vada pav @aamir_khan

@Being_Humor badi badi baate.. Vada pav khate @aamir_khan


Today gold is water, water, water, water, water, water (full of water)

Aaj gold hai paani paani paani paani paani paani!


@iamGunjanGrunge you should get married.


O brother correct. Cheers Man #MeriDrinks


@Insane_chorri see it @iamGunjanGrunge what do they make me do.. by the way is not it nice?

@Insane_chorri ye dekho @iamGunjanGrunge kya kya karwata hai mujhse.. Waise achchi hai na ?


Do you really need words ? we did not let this chance go from our hands .. This time we are winning ! #WontGiveItBack #IndvsSA

Do you really need words ? Ye mauka humne haath se jaane nahin diya .. This time we are winning ! #WontGiveItBack #IndvsSA


khushi rt is giving happiness.

"tears of joy"

Khushi RT spree de rahi hai.

*khushi ke aansu*


Vaswani-Panjwani are like the Duckworth-Lewis of porn. Ithey will always be abused.

Vaswani-Panjwani are like the Duckworth-Lewis of porn. Inko hamesha gaaliyan padti rahengi.


srk : it is not difficult to catch don, it is impossible
salman : what did you establish by catching me?

SRK: Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai.
Salman: Aur mujhe pakad ke bhi kya ukhad liya.


her/his love is like golden cage oh princess
i love my freedom more compared to (my) life @Allahdin

uska pyar hai ek sone ka pinjra oh shehzaadi,
Mujhko apni jaan se pyari hai apni azaadi @Alllahdin


uske baap ko mobile ki factory tha kya .


all is waste...no one is going to come...salman will not come

sab bekar h..... koi nhi aane wala ..... salman nhi aayega


whoever goes against #Trump will go to jail,


what did you think  .  .  brad will come beaten from blind date  ?  ?

tujhe kya laga tha  .  .  blind date par brad pitt ayega  ?  ?


one more prey! https://twitter.com/bhaiyyajispeaks/status/862232376075722752 …


Rahul Gandhi , surely heared the joke? #TwistedBollywoodDialogues #RahulOnLeave #WhereIsRahul

" Rahul Gandhi , joke to suna hoga ? " #TwistedBollywoodDialogues #RahulOnLeave #WhereIsRahul


i tweeted this tweet last night Master-Shef! you did not read it </3

Ye maine kal raat mein tweet kiya tha Master-Shef! Tumne padha hi nahi </3


@retardedwriter @Dishasatra this is limit, if these girls will study what will happen to me? you guys want to become father unmarried?

@retardedwriter @Dishasatra Hadd hai, ye ladkiyan padhengi toh kya hoga mera? Tumlog chahte ho main kunwara baap banu?


@StarSportsIndia yeahðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ #MoukaMouka #IndWins #IndvsSA Dhonibrotherrrr we loveeeeeee youuuuuuðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜

@StarSportsIndia yeahðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ #MoukaMouka #IndWins #IndvsSA Dhonibhaiiii we loveeeeeee youuuuuuðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜


do mine also please......cure my nephew....for god's sake

Meri bhi kr dijiye na plz.......mera bhatije ko thik kr dijiye ....apko allah ka wasta....


suzuki hayate..
they even don't drive..pic.twitter.com/wIzrWasar5

Suzuki Hayate..
Ab ye bhi nahi chalate..pic.twitter.com/wIzrWasar5


the family which broke. . . straw. . . straw.

kunba jo bikhar gaya .  .  .  tinka  .  .  . tinka


where did you disappear from so many days? .  .  . and only one gag :(

kaha gayab tha itne din se phele ye bata  .  .  . and only one gag :(


Agar tum mil jao ___________ chhod denge hum


@bholi_si_soorat there are a lot of women who comes here after getting bored of their husband.

@bholi_si_soorat Yaha bohot saari ladkiya hai jo apni hubby se bore ho kar aati hai


are yahaan koi matar kyun nahi chheel raha ?  :p


far more needed brother, we had put a cap on 5 lakhs, 10 days hospital charges are 10 lakhs. i did not think this much will be.

far more needed bro, we had put a cap on 5lakhs, 10 din ke Hosp ka kharcha 10lakh hai. Socha na tha itna bhi hoga


kejriwal ko itna knowledge nahi hai .  .  .


oye go go, your brother too. if we want you will roam here and there.

arre jaa re jaa, tera bhaiyya bhi. Hum chahe toh dar dar bhatke.


@PriyancaBajaj spoke a line, read it carefully.

@PriyancaBajaj line bola, theek se padha karo


@Alllahdin sakhiyan apply turmeric paste on you, kanchan save your shadow sakhiyan https://youtu.be/1u7RVGaD4eg  @Integrated_me

@Alllahdin tujhe haldi ka ughtan lagaye sakhiyan, tere saaya ko kanchan banaye sakhiyan https://youtu.be/1u7RVGaD4eg  @Integrated_me


according to this list..next turn is of sanjay jha

Acc to this list.. agla number Sanjay Jha ka hai


Commentator: will have to maintain pressure.

Bowler: should we sit on the top of batsman?

Commentator: Dabav banaye rakhna hoga

Bowler: batsman ke upar ja ke baith jaye kya?


@AapGhumaKeLeyLo i learned it today leader.


watch you will be grilled tomorrow  !  cmag a hope .

can't wait to hear tomorrows cmag meeting about horny (coni ) report .  baages wait &amp


why do i need anyone else, i express love to myself.
- Sheila (circa 2010)
#SinglesInspirationalQuotes

"Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya, main toh khud se pyaar jataun"
- Sheila (circa 2010)
#SinglesInspirationalQuotes


@reviewero lol mahesh Murthy will suicide today.

@reviewero Lol Mahesh Murthy suicide kar lega aaj


@DhuanDhari (laugh) this is also awesome.


is your kiss a poison or love? #GuessTheSong

Zeher hai ke pyar hai tera chumma #GuessTheSong


@twinitisha that's why i was speaking  @the_jok_er

@twinitisha isiliye to bol raha tha  @the_jok_er


Bengalure : T20 World Cup 2016 , today's second match will be played between sri lanka Aur west indies. Match will start at 7 in the evening.

Bengalure : T20 World Cup 2016 , Aaj Ka Doosra Match Sri Lanka Aur West Indies Kay Darmian Khaila Jaye Ga , Match Sham 7 Baje Shuru Hoga


ravi shastri is waving hand (for the expression) that i am going you go to hell.
#IndVsAuspic.twitter.com/5AvFqMZscW

Ravi Shastri waving baadh mein gaye tumlog main chala.
#IndVsAuspic.twitter.com/5AvFqMZscW


@premlata_rai only because of this i did not say yes to them.@Alllahdin @retardedwriter

@premlata_rai bas isiliye isko maine haan nahi boli @Alllahdin @retardedwriter


@MyCricWin now jadeja , ashwin and shami have to show magic.let's have #worlcupdobara

@MyCricWin abhi jadeja , ashwin aur shami ko hai jaadu dikhana let's have #worlcupdobara


We can save and educate our “daughter”  @mlkhattar but sir aap you save them from devils#Nirbhaya #DarindoSeBachaoKanoonLao

We can save and educate our “Beti” (Beti "Bachai Padai) @mlkhattar lekin sir aap unhe darindo se toh bachao. #Nirbhaya #DarindoSeBachaoKanoonLao


put one in side of pakistan  . . . all terrorists will vanish.

pehle pakistan ki taraf ek dal do .  .  .  . sare terrorist khatam .  .  .


In other words "i will bring food to jail for them"https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/678110967494868992 …

In other words "Jail me unke liye roz khana lekar jaunga"https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/678110967494868992 …


yaar tum aise kyu karte ho mere saath hamesha?


retweet @SomeGoanGuy : These Gujarat Jersey colours have been inspired by Jethalal Gada for sure #KXIPvGL

RT @SomeGoanGuy : These Gujarat Jersey colours have been inspired by Jethalal Gada for sure #KXIPvGL


retweet @sharma11ashish1 : supreme court rejects the petition of the 9 rebel Congress MLAs . The MLAs can not vote in tomorrow's floor test in Uttarakhand . @shailesh

RT @sharma11ashish1 : SC rejects the petition of the 9 rebel Cong MLAs . The MLAs cant vote in tomorrow's floor test in Uttarakhand . @shailesh


@Sinceere_Angel this @Atheist_Krishna does things like mother-in-law

@Sinceere_Angel ye @Atheist_Krishna ki harkate saasu jaisi hi hai


chirag/chirongi lal khosla - Khosla's nest(home) https://twitter.com/pujaparashar/status/735756823135821824 …

Chirag/Chirongi Lal Khosla - Khosla Ka Ghoslahttps://twitter.com/pujaparashar/status/735756823135821824 …


a human can stop using wine, cigarette and can stop socializing but can not stop wife's mouth

Insaan daaru bandh, cigarette bandh, socialzing bandh kar sakta hai, magar apne biwi ka muh kabhi nahi.


but mummy made and keeps the list. . . make him do all the work on the day of match.

per mummy hamesha list bana k rakhti hain .  .  .  isse match wale din hi sare kaam karane hai  .  .


wishes on eid to mr. salman. it is pray to god that this movie also become a big hit like your last movies.

Ied mubarak ho salmaan g.khuda se dua hai,aapki ye movie bhi badi hit ho,aapki last movis ki tarah.


to watch a run of virat kohli, sister-in -law anushka went to australia from india.

virat kohli ka 1 run dekhne k liye anushka bhabhi india se australia tak aa gayi .  .  .  .


today there will be raining of winei !! #BhaiRoxx

Aaj Bandstand pe daaru ki nadiyaan bahengi !! #BhaiRoxx


when luncher brother eats biscuits it sounds like sudup sudup and when drinks tea it sounds like chabar chabar.

luncher paaji jab biscuit kha rahe hain to  " sudup sudup "  ho rahi hai aur jab chai pee rahe hain to  " chabar chabar "  ?  ?


cc @AapKaGopalRai sir we might have to take one more press con. https://twitter.com/DelhiMuse/status/683994651305480194 …

cc @AapKaGopalRai sir aur ek press con lena pad sakta hai. https://twitter.com/DelhiMuse/status/683994651305480194 …


sir don't speak like this, there are population of one crore. here in CP the same amount of people used to come for evening walk.

Sir aise mat bolo na, wahan ek karod ki aabadi hai. Yahan CP mein utne log shaam mein ghumne aatw hai.


@md_baran @Hones8Liar now let's do some work..from morning they are stick in office..because of this did not do lunch also

@md_baran @Hones8Liar chalo ab thoda kaam kar sakte hai ... subah se yahi chipke pade hai office me bhi .. is chakkar me lunch bhi nahi kiya


from where these people do come?

~ Netanyahu

"Kahaan se aate hai yeh log?"

~ Netanyahu


oh my god !  !  !  ramin and sierra performing phantom of the opera at the classical brit awards televised on sunday itv at 10 . 30pm !  !  !  !  :d

omg !  !  !  ramin and sierra performing phantom of the opera at the classical brit awards televised on sunday itv at 10 . 30pm !  !  !  !  :d


@someUSER @someUSER at least there is hope coming around february .  i'm looking at a team where junior smith is the x-factor .

@someUSER @someUSER at least there is hope coming around february .  i'm looking at a team where jr smith is the x-factor .


cheater girl on whatsapp : girl : do you not laugh? boy : why ? girl : you don't a lauging photo. .... https://t.co/y0hGOPAkTp

Ladki DhokebaazOn Whatsapp : Girl : Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya ? Boy : Kyu ? Girl : Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain .... https://t.co/y0hGOPAkTp


retweet @RofiGandhi_ : finish the match early girls, father is wating with scooter outside the stadium.ðŸ˜‚ #IndvsPak

RT @RoflGandhi_ : Match jaldi khatm karo ladkiyo , Abbu scooter lekar wait kar rahe hain stadium ke baahar ðŸ˜‚ #IndvsPak


kejri : i want independence.
Ashutosh: Sir modifies to get votes of ladies "i want swa-simran".

Kejri: Mujhe chahiye Swaraj!
Ashutosh: Sir mahilaon ka vote paane ke liye modify karte hain "Mujhe chahiye Swa-simran"


on their head something should be written, you surely know what..https://twitter.com/ANINewsUP/status/838680730699902976 …

Inke maathe par bhi kuch likha bona chahiye, aap toh jaante hi hai kya ..https://twitter.com/ANINewsUP/status/838680730699902976 …


the only thing comes in memory for supw is to make duster. . then use the same duster to clean the board :P

supw se sirf duster bna ke dena yaad ata hai .  .  fir wahi duster se board mitao :p


@MeetUunngLee you have shown the condition of nation very well.

@MeetUunngLee bahot khoob darshaya hai iss halaat-e-watan ko aapne


laugh..don't do it. eat as much you want with open pocket and give #gst along with. you can tweet #GSTBill too.

Hahaha.. aisa mat karna. Ji bhar kar khao aur pocket khol kar #gst do sath me #GSTBill bhi tweet kar sakti ho


@sachin_rt @SachinTheFilm sachin brother when will my turn come. I want reply sachine brother please.

@sachin_rt @SachinTheFilm Sachin bhaiya mera number kab aayega Plz mujhe reply chahiye Sachin bhaiya plz


by seeing your government's decision, my faith is going from you continuously. . . .

aapki govt jo decisions le rhi h unko dekhkar mera viswas puri trh se apse uthta ja rha h .  .  .  .


salman brother keep your dare..that thing will look like boss boss

Salman vai pls apne dare rakey..vai app ko boss boss lage ga..


god if i get the money i will play taken3..no no..mustafa..no no firstly i will play mario then other fighting games

bhagwaan agar aaj mujhe paise paa gaye to uski taken3 khelunga .  . nahi nahi .  .  . mustafa .  .  . nahi nahi pehle mario phir baki dusri fight wali games .


wants the #seriea side to aim for 3rd this season http/URL

francesco totti thinks roma will be unable to catch juventus &amp


last night there was mahashivratri's worship.....the end of worship... http://t.co/NHvveffMwT

: LAST NIGHT MAHASHIVRATRI RUDRABHISHEK ..... Poojan sampanna ... http://t.co/NHvveffMwT


you have gifted creativity and imagination . good one !

you have gifted creativity and imagination .  .  .  .  good one !


how many days did you not sleep? @bhak_sala


@Sand_In_Deed it seems to have heavy rain today.

@Sand_In_Deed aaj baarish hogi jam ke lagta hai


@Alllahdin dil gloom gloom kae ghabhraye.


@Alllahdin @Ra_Bies bas jaa raha hu main.


do you feel gauri khan is cute ?? who is he of oil

tumhe Gauri khan cute lagti hai ?? Oil ka kuan hai wo


@chintskap Sir, it has become a routine for you. First you kill the jokies and then the personal jokes become safe side of the lyrics.

@chintskap sir aap ka to ye roz ka ho gaya hai. Pehle joke marte ho fir personal joke bol ke safe side ho jate ho.


@lokardi_rt why are talking senseless mohan?

@LoKarDi_RT toh bakwaas kyu karta hai re Mohan?


how many hafeez will you out, one more hafeez will get out of each pavilion

Kitne Hafeez out karoge, har pavillion se ek aur Hafeez niklega.


daily daily under eyes, spects number gets increasing

Roz roz aankhon tale, chashme ka number badhta chale.


be someone's brother cracker get a bit away and blow

Be someone's bhai patakha thode durr jaa ke bajaa


your manifesto is good .  .  i agree it .  i support you sir .   .  .  you are true person .  .

your manifesto is good .  .  i agree it .  i support you sir .   .  .  you r true person .  .


hehehehehehehehehehe .  .  . i also never brought chalk in time .  .  .

hehehehehehehehehehe .  .  . maine bhi kabhi chalk tym par laake kabhi nahi diya tha .  .  .


@bhak_sala @IndianExpress let your blessings be always there

@bhak_sala @IndianExpress bas aise hi kripa bani rahe


@AsNr80 your guys economy is just like your cricket and your behavior...bad

@AsNr80 tum logo ki economy bhi bilkul tumhari cricket aur harkato jaisi hai.. BEKAR


salman bhai where are you ...... its 6 already and it is 1 hour to iftar please reply once, please brother ........

Salman bhai kahan hooo ...... 6 baj gaye ab 1 ghanta gaya to iftar ka time hota please ek reply dedijiye,, please bhaijaan ........


@itsmanimozhian are yaar joke hai. Chhod


so much outrage where are you from sister? do you have a wholesale shop?

Itna outrage laati kahan se ho behen? Wholesale ki dukaan hai kya?


at the time of bajrangbali, we dont lie, how did you lie ?

Bajrangbali ki vakt , kavi jhuut bolti nahi , toh aap kaise bola ?


blessings from mahadev .., happy mahashivratri .. to all

Har Har Mahadev .. Mahashivratri ki subhkamanaye .. to all


@ek_samosa_dena the followers that you have, they will also leave

@ek_samosa_dena jitne followers mile hai woh bhi chale jayenge bhai!


Bhaiyya please give a sandwich, and dont put onions
Bhaiyya: did you say medium? what not to add? cucumber?

Bhaiyya ek sandwich dena, uss mein plz onions nahi daalo
Bhaiyya: Ke bole medum? Ke nahi daalna? Kakdi?


@PoojaB 1972 ji what our country had not enough festivals that you are importing halloween from america

@PoojaB 1972 Ji pehle hi kya Apne desh mein #Festivals ki kami hai kya . Aap America SE #Halloween import kar laaye


if you want to cry then go to your mom and cry, why on twitter?

Rona ho toh apni ammi ke paas jao yaar, twitter kyu?


@TheMannatSingh thats it havent you seen qandeel's dance ?

@TheMannatSingh bas kar ja qandeel ka dance nahi dekha tunay ?


@Ra_Bies Subbah i drank till 5 in the morning, i drank a lot. evry body part is hurting now, like my heart

@Ra_Bies Subbah 5 baje tak pi, bahot pi. Kitni pi yaad nahi aa raha. HAr ek body part mein dard hai, jaise dil mein


.@ArvindKejriwal sir hug kalmadi, hug pawar and tell these sanghis that a man is never corrupt only the time is

.@ArvindKejriwal sir hug Kalmadi, hug Raja, hug Pawar and tell these Sanghis that insan corrupt nahi hota waqt corrupt hot hai.


unn special seat ne to kabhi bada banne diya hi nahi .  .  .  . ab bhi unke alag hi maze hai


be someone's 'lets go for smoke and a tea'

Be someone's 'yaar chal chai sutta maar ke aate hai'


there are 3 knowledge talks first is : if you like someone then they are not good, its you who is good ... and if ... http://t.co/mcInUfjWK1

Gyan ki 3 Baate hmesa yad rkhna Gyan no 1 : Agar koi hume accha lagta hai to accha wo nahi hum hai ... Aur agar ... http://t.co/mcInUfjWK1


@c_aashish @vikaspgoel yuvraj singh returned back and he did not even get to bat

@c_aashish @vikaspgoel Yuvraj Singh ne wapsi ki aur batting hi nahi mili


"friends, madam says it is not a good thing" - Narendra Manmohan Vajpayee
#PMMashUp

"Mitron, madam kehti hai ye achhi baat nahi hai" - Narendra Manmohan Vajpayee
#PMMashUp


my work is done, people can go to hell ... tru but stinking as well ...

apna kaam banta bhaad main jaaye janta ... true but stinking as well ...


car is meant for driving on roads, not on footpath
AbhijeetNoMoreSinger https://twitter.com/abhijeetsinger/status/595854582288384000 …

Car road par chalaane ke liye hoti hai, footpath par nahi.
AbhijeetNoMoreSinger https://twitter.com/abhijeetsinger/status/595854582288384000 …


@TheHungryCrow unki zindagi hi kharab hai


@reviewero @Being_Humor @sheetal_here @ArvindKejriwal this should be investigated. police is not letting modi being investigated

@reviewero @Being_Humor @sheetal_here @ArvindKejriwal iski jaanch honi chahiye. Modi ki police jaanch nahi honi de rahi.


.@ashutosh83B brother wont you take a shit until modi ji shows his degree ?

.@ashutosh83B bhai Modi ji jab tak degree nahi dikhaenge tab tak tum tatti nahi karoge kya ?


#Demonitization & #GST like needless activities being given importance and MSME structure gets weakend, now what else is remaining?

#Demonitization & #GST jaise needless kadam ko aavaashyak keh ke MSME ka poora structure weak kar "diya ab aur kaunse kadam baaki hain?


@Rialisticme what has he done something wrong to you?

@Rialisticme kyu usne kya kuch bigada hai tumhara? </3


@sunnysaubhagya have you ever thought that you will be duped like this?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI&feature=youtu.be … #LagGayiVaat Shine

@sunnysaubhagya kabhi socha hain aise bhi lag sakti hain vaat?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI&feature=youtu.be … #LagGayiVaat Shine


i'll keep wearing it then dont do it, else fine

pehna rahunga tab nahi karna bhai, baaki theek.


@lady_gabbar @PureNautanki laugh out loud. where were you guys when pumpkin was getting cut?

@lady_gabbar @PureNautanki Lol. Jab kaddu kat raha tha aur sab mein bat raha tha, aap dono kahan the?


oh yes, let him come, then we will do his outing @Alllahdin

arre haan :( Aane do wapas uski outing karate hai! @Alllahdin


vin diesel looks like deepika's foreign uncle https://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/739733418552872961 …

Vin Diesel Deepika ke videsh wale chacha lag rahe haihttps://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/739733418552872961 …


today your brother is going to fly the plane #EgyptAir


congress hand is with everyone, to loot them.
good days are going to come. i have faith, complete faith that we will succeed one day.

Congress ka haath sabke saath, unko lootne ke liye.
Achhe din aayenge. Man mein hai vishwas, poora hai vishwas hum honge kamyab ek din.


@RowdyTalks definitely, its done. i will keep sending handles on direct messages

@RowdyTalks zaroor, done hai. DM par bhejta rahunga handles :P


@YearOfRat its fixed then. lets keep it saturday night

@YearOfRat Done hai! Saturday shaam ka rakhte hai


hidden wrap zones of mario: to skip levels  !  !  !

mario ke hidden warp zones: level skip karne k liye  !  !  !


indians please run to the bathroom " country's pride is coming !

Bharatia pls run to the bathroom " desh ka gaurav aa raha hai !


your father is a thief #OffendEveryoneIn4Words

Tera baap chor hai #OffendEveryoneIn4Words


.@AbhinandanSekhr sir please give me job in news laundry, i am good at doing laundry work

.@AbhinandanSekhr Sir news laundry mein kaam dila do, main laundry ka kaam achha kar leti hai


good @ArvindKejriwal sir, put it on modi. now tell me how did you like pyaar ka punchnama 2?

Good @ArvindKejriwal sir, taal diya Modi par. Ab batao Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2 kaisi lagi?


bomber man my favorite .  .  .  in mario used to go into the clouds also .  .  .  4 in 1 still i am having now .  .

bomber man my fav .  .  .  mario me to baadalo me bhi jati thi .  .  .  4 in 1 stil m havng nw .  .


this reminded me of calvins crazy imaginations :)


Akshar Patel playing for Punjab. Parthiv Patel for Mumbai & Hardik Patel for Gujarat.


biharis get ready

 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

Bihariyo ho jao taiyaar

 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


RT @saloniradhainsa : @Gurmeetramrahim #MustWatchMSG daddy ... am eagerly waiting for your tweet ... missing you ... i am missing you a lot jaanapapa ji

RT @saloniradhainsa : @Gurmeetramrahim #MustWatchMSG PAPAJI ... M eagerlyyyyy waiting 4 Ur Tweet ... Missing U ... bhtt yaad aa rhi h JAANAPAPA JI


@OfficeOfRG brother the intelligent talk you do on twitter .. say the same on a mike .. do you do any other tweet #GST

@OfficeOfRG Bhai jitni samazhdari wale words tu twitter par likhta hai .. woh words Mike par bhi bol diya kar .. Koi or tweet karta hai kya #GST


the level of dishonor they bring upon ambedkar on jihadi handle @AmbedkarCaravan that level of curse is not even done on a brahmin handle

Ambedkar ki jitni be-izzati ye Jihadi handle @AmbedkarCaravan kar raha hai utni to kisi brahmin ne bhi nahin ki hogi.


@Alllahdin you should have taken one plate of status from pind balluchi

@Alllahdin Pind Balucci mein se ek plate aukaat le leni chahiye thi.


if someone rapes your lovely sister and kills her by stabbing in private place, would you then also wear the mask of non-violence and preach them

Agar tumhara payari bahan ko koi rape kare aur private place mein chaku markar khatam karde to tum ahinsa ki mukhota pahankar oose samjao ge ???


i bet your uncle appreciated your collection .. uncles are human too !

I bet ur uncle appreciated your collection . . Uncles are human too !


gabbar: "you pigs children"
gabbar's henchmen: "but boss, that is a pork"

Gabbar : "Suvar ke bachchon!"
Gabbar's henchmen : "But sardar, that is PORK!"


today was national kissing day ,  i'll have to make up for the loss tomorrow


prabha yadav remember ?  ?  how he used to rumble whole house on his head

prabha yadav remember ?  ?  kese pura ghr utha lete the sir pe :-(


guddu atleast took off his muffler, kejriwal still hasnt took off his muffler because of his mom's fear

guddu ne tb b mflar utar diya ,  kejriwal ne to mummy ki dr ki wjh se kbi maflar utrta hi nhi ;-) :p


@SritikaDhar ffs pony? then we would have to arrange for a stable also for him. try to understand things and be logical.

@SritikaDhar FFS pony? Phir uske liye tabela bhi humko arrange karna padega. Samjho cheezon ko and be logical


i cant abuse you, but can hit you from behind atleast  @kachra_peti

gaali ni de sakta. PeEche se maar to sakta hai  @kachra_peti


love garbage bin ,  each cartoon reminds me of my childhood .  .  . keep going ,  all the best

luv garbage bin ,  each cartoon reminds me of my childhood .  .  . keep going ,  all the best


@SahiDisha i still cant think of what #WI would do in tonight's party .. @bloggeray26

@SahiDisha aaj to soch bhi nahi PA raha k rat ko party mai #WI wale kya karege .. @bloggeray26


while watching your score came down from 60% to 39 and my love #MSD your score got up to 42 from 20 #Legendforever #MSD

dekhte he dekhte Aapka score 60 % se abhi 39 pe aa gaya and MY LOVE #MSD bhai ka 20 pe se 42 aa gaya #Legendforever #MSD


@friendlii_ghost please be careful for next 2 match

@friendlii_ghost agle 2 match me sambhal lena bhai


@krazyfrog a friend: "but why cartoon on kids? they made it on muhammad and it was good, muslim people should take it chill sometimes"

@krazyfrog a friend: "arey yaar lekin bacchon pe cartoon? muhammad pe banaya wo accha kiya, muslim logon ko thoda chill lena chahiye"


guddu ji .  .  jaldi bade ho jao .  .  hum shadi karlenge .  .  aapko biwi se kuch zyada hi pyaar hain .  .


Friday Faking Release: then also my heart is indian (starring Rahul Gandhi ) picture twitter.com/IA1VcjmG6Q

Friday Faking Release: phir bhi Dil Hai Hindustani (*ing Rahul Gandhi )pic.twitter.com/IA1VcjmG6Q


my love for maya rudolph may be borderline obsessive .  i just love her !

my love for maya rudolph may be borderline obsessive .  i just looooove her !


@Lambar_Daar Jab tak aa rahe hai.. Tab tak badiya hai.. Jis din band ho gaye.. Samaj lena.. Time to get new gf


@dhaval241086  @PritishNandy did amazing today

@dhaval241086 kamaal kar diya @PritishNandy ne aaj to


@ExSecular these are the results of research in night

@ExSecular ye raat ki research ke results hai


#IndvsSA #SAvsIND if mohit sharma wins this match for india . ishant sharma's parents will say "for once see you brother and look at yourself"

#IndvsSA #SAvsIND If mohit sharma wins this match for India . Ishant sharma's parents will say " ek baar apne bhai ko dekho aur apne apko " .


mandana's code is 'MAN'.

my heart is broken now.

Mandana ka code hai 'MAN'.

Dil toot ke hi reh gaya.


@somy_bored @shivangijoshi10 yes shivi post leap shoot has started too now say it

@somy_bored @shivangijoshi10 yes shivi post leap shoot bhi to shuru ho gaya ab to bol do .. :)


"arvind kejriwal: brothers and sisters tell me, who is the culprit behind the current state of delhi
delhi people:pic.twitter.com/aiwJeKFYbp"

Arvind Kejriwal: Bhaiyo aur behno aap hi batao, Delhi ki aisi buri halat karne waala kaun hai?
Delhi people:pic.twitter.com/aiwJeKFYbp


on sunday november 4th olympus experts will be on hand at the currys store in cambridge .  from 10:30am until .  .  .  http/URL


@king_ranjhna good morning triumph for mother india

@king_ranjhna Good Morning Bharat Mata Ki Jai


@Sharanyashettyy yes.. but we didnt find anything

@Sharanyashettyy haan.. Par mila nahi kuch


@tyagidehpa thank you tyagi ji...honoured

@tyagidehpa Shukriya tyagi ji...honoured: )


i'm still saved used to hide chalk even .. so that would have to go to bring it

main to bachi hui chalk bhi chhupa deta tha .  jisse ki bar bar lene jaana pade .


@Stuffcool appoints #LinTeractive as its digital partner | ET BrandEquity https://t.co/cJvOWQ3540 @MLLGroup #Lowe


@someUSER no live nba game tomorrow ?  only postgames of knicks/heat and clippers/grizzlies ?  please air the game of knicks against heat live .

@someUSER no live nba game tomorrow ?  only postgames of knicks/heat and clippers/grizzlies ?  pls air the game of knicks against heat live .


its not only single person  .  .  .  .  state govt is main part of this riot  .  .  .


i'm at coaching all hail #cricbuzz ,  today's topic is gone ,

coaching me hu #cricbuzz zindabaad ,  aaj ka topic to gaya ,


i think i fell in love with a h10 girl  .  but i live in h13  .  is it possible to maintain a long distance relationship  ?


so something happens or not atleast "indian government accidentally added G ( for general ) before ST  ! #GST 0 celebrate it

Chalo aur kuch ho na "ho Indian Govt. anjaane mein G ( for general ) ko ST se aage rakh diya ! #GST 0 Celebrate karlo G ( ji 0 )


should i give suggestion ? become filmy actor . . . become rebel lover

main suggestion dun  ?  filmy hero ban jaa  .   .   .  ishaqshaade ban jaa  .  .  .  :p 8-)


by name of udbilaao i remember a friend now , do not know how many wickets and beatings he took

udbilaao ke naam se ek dost yaad daa gaya ,  na jane kitne wicket aur maar khayi hai usne .  .  .


@UnSubtleDesi to make it Muslim-Sikh-Isai


okay so today is tatum tuesday !  retweet if you like channing tatum !


just got the idea from there to write this.. i just ate 3 medicines @friendlii_ghost

abhi wahi se idea aaya ye likhne ka.. maine abhi 3 davai khayi hai :-/ @friendlii_ghost


#GuessTheSong
i started decorating sweet sweet dreams

#GuessTheSong
Main meethe meethe sapne sajaane lagi


@someUSER seriously i think he may pull out his gat and shoot me !  i need to call upon castle greyskull for my powers #ihavethepower


@hajjarjababi shooting has not even started

@hajjarjababi shooting chalu bhi nahi hui hai :D


RT @ShirishKunder : Aamir Khan's statement . Bhakts can wait for the Braille version . https://t.co/jJFFhXPOMH


call everyone and tell them ... save themselves from skunk
https://twitter.com/NewsBytesApp/status/814010714742407168 …

Lagaa ke phone bataa de sabko...bachke rahiyo baagad bille se https://twitter.com/NewsBytesApp/status/814010714742407168 …


RT @coolfunnytshirt : Modi : and brother sharif, how are you ? Sharif : sir , i'm alive ... even after watching dilwale ! https://t.co/SnJ7S9

RT @coolfunnytshirt : Modi : Aur Sharif miyan , kaise hain ? Sharif : Bas sir , zinda hoon ... Dilwale dekhne ke baad bhi ! https://t.co/SnJ7S9


@Stupid_minion @MildlyClassic i just dont get trust in watching hindi shows thats why i dont start

@Stupid_minion @MildlyClassic hindi wale shows pe trust hi nahi hota to dekhna shuru hi nahi kar pata


@jeetensingh just look that after defeat something else doesnt comes out #NitishKaNakliVikas

@jeetensingh haar ke baad kahi kuch aur na nikal jaye #NitishKaNakliVikas


if schools are like this then i wont even take off on sundays .  .  .  .

aisa school ho to sunday ki bhi chutti na karun .  .  .  .


laugh out loud laugh out loud
have you reached brother?


heat vs knicks first round of playoffs tomorrow !  !  !  #lebron#wade better bring it !  !  !


this commando is very dangerous. he's your father. before leaf moves he cuts the tree itself. laugh out loud. rajkumar. #Legend #TirangaOnZeeCinema

Ye commando bada khatarnak hai. Tumhaaara baap hai. Patta hilne se pehle hi paed kaat dalta hai. Lol. Rajkumar. #Legend #TirangaOnZeeCinema


@KameeniChhori not everything is money simran, some love is also there

@KameeniChhori har chiz paisa nahi hoti simran, kuchh pyar bhi hota hai.


this means there have been 63 bad events in aap https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/773789585084145664 …

Iska matlab hai 63 kaand huay hain AAP mein https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/773789585084145664 …


@Marwaari our team is recording everything

@Marwaari hamari team sab record kar rahi hai


these #JNU students are now being sent to du fest. arent they getting anything in their campus

Yeh #JNU ke students ab DU ke fest mein bhi jane lage. Apne campus mein kuch nhi mill raha hain Kya.


today's knowledge boys will be boys whatever you call them donkey horse goat they like it #Acha_sorry_boys #Av

AAJ KA GYAAN ó¾Œ´ó¾Œ´boys will be boys ó¾Œª inko agr gadha ghoda bakra kuch bi boldo inko cute hi lgta h ó¾Œ©ó¾Œ© #Acha_sorry_boys ó¾Œ± #Av


thursday margarita day with poker sign in before 7:15 p . m .  and a funtastic time !  !  !  !  yeaha friday jaron bell (riannon bday party) reminder


@clued_up_chic laugh out loud.. i never even opened it

@clued_up_chic lol.. Maine to khola bhi nahi


delhi's next chief minister arvind kejriwal .  .


good night sir....capil comedy..you came and we felt very good...good night sir...

Good night sir.....capil comedy..me aaye mamko bahut achha laga...Good.night.sahb g....


@lack_a_daisy aww, i'd love to even die by your hands

@lack_a_daisy haaye, tumhare haathon se marna bhi pasand kar lunga :-P


app people even come in ny times
https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/737902081365921792 …

NY Times me bhi AAP wale hainhttps://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/737902081365921792 …


@richazjoy yes you are also my friend @SrBachchan @Being_Humor

@richazjoy haan tum bhi ho meri dost @SrBachchan @Being_Humor


@Champ_Nikk you have a swear on kejriwal's kids

@Champ_Nikk tumhe kejriwal ke bachcho ki kasam


@SaffronAnil ha ha ha please dont scare me


kanhaiya kumar in phd final year.pic.twitter.com/N02KkeQkbi

PhD ke final year me Kanhaiya Kumar.pic.twitter.com/N02KkeQkbi


to the extent, you could have asked me here.


excitement and danger #estatesales .  found old wwii shells ,  not inert !  spent time with bomb squad !  how is that for a monday ?


@ppritam009 hahahaha brother huge fan brother please an autograph brother i love you brother.

@ppritam009 hahahaha bhai huge fan bhai pls an autograph bhai i love you bhai.


-) apne khud hi bola hai main sare comment padhta hu ye v pdh lia hoga apne :-D

bhai mera rply jarur krna pehle hi bta du


1 more failure! changed 2 rules in #notebandi now  #GST! a wise man thinks before doing his job and a fool thinks after doing his job

1 aur failure! #notebandi main bar-2 niyam "badla now #GST! kam karna sai pehla budhiman sochta "h aur kam karna ka bad murakh sochta h


HAAH HAAH! one day will come when we will rule over the world, but not today today is weekend. #PiLeneDo

HAAH HAAH! Koi na ek din hum duniya pe raj karenge, magar aaj nahi aaj weekend hai. #PiLeneDo


@someUSER that's what i like to hear !  friday is my margarita day


i have a strong sense for who this guys might be ( not 100% sure though )  .  and looking at some of the past comments you should be able to at least make a good guess  .


Mukul Kumar Hitesh Khatpalani Manish Barnwal see this .. https://t.co/P5JgmFryhs


@Choti_Daku aapse bada kaun ho sakta hai woh _/\_


hahhahahaha .  .  so true .  .  other section used to hide it .  .  used to say they have come to ask for it again .  .

hahhahahaha .  .  so true .  .  doosre section wale toh chhupa diya karte the .  .  kehte the aagaye fir maangne .  . :-(


every win of india makes pakistan happy. laught out loud. #IndvsSA

Indian ki har jeet pakistan ko bohat khushi deti hai . lol . #IndvsSA


@HolySmokeee will tell you after seeing tomorrow


@ayazsamoo brother your tweet is making me laugh in this tension filled atmosphere ...! keep tweeting !!!

@ayazsamoo Bhai ap ke tweet is tension k mahool me hasane ka kaam kr rahe hai ...! ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‰ðŸ˜‰ðŸ˜‰Keep tweeting !!!


@yaksshi someone please touch my face by love

@yaksshi koi pyar se chehre par haath bhi laga de, bas


RT @Trendulkar : Nice of Virat Kohli to run out Rohit and take the Man of the match .


@ModiBihar do whatever you can...

modiji is going to have the winning crown on his head

 #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra

@ModiBihar Kuch bhi karlo...

Modiji ke sar pe hoga jeet ka "sehra"...

 #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra


"complete 5 minutes i listened to rahul gandhi's speech.." ~ Sangakkarapic.twitter.com/LpujNSslLK

"Poore 5 minute suni maine Rahul Gandhi ki speech.." ~ Sangakkarapic.twitter.com/LpujNSslLK


@AkkiTalks i stay only on whatsapp .. okay see love punjab of amrinker .. he's better than british . dont late this time . akshay on majha katta

@AkkiTalks Bass whats app pe rehta hoon .. accha love punjab dekho amrinder ki .. angrez se better hai . don't late dis tym . AKSHAY On Majha Katta


bravo bravo feeling joyful !! indian government should host an internation hindi song competiiton !! we have enough of progress now lets have some entertainment 'so what you say brothers and sisters' ??

Wah wah maja aa gya !! Indian Govt. should host an International Hindi song compitition !! Tarrakki bahut ho gayi ab thoda entertainment ho jai, 'Kyo bhayio aur behno' ???


@MeetUunngLee you're arnold's niece, dont say like that

@MeetUunngLee Aap Arnold ke bhateeje ho, aise na bolo


@golumechanics brother i even know scarlet johansson's birthday but its of no use @huh_watnow

@golumechanics bhai Bday to mujhe Scarlett Johansson ka bhi pata hai.. But usse kuch fayda nahi @huh_watnow


exactly .  .  .  that's why i used to take 4 in 1.  .  .

exactly .  .  .  isliye 4 in 1 hi liya karte the .  .  .  :d


@SangitaSri Kya baat hai Sangeetha ji. :)


friend where do you get such thoughts from.  .  .  . what does your mummy makes you eat .  .

mitra kha se late ho aise vichar .  .  .  . mummi kya khilati h tumko .  .


should tackle when it comes on the principles... if you're alive then you should seem to be alive 0 #msdhoni #dhoni @msdhoni #respect #respect

jahan usulo par bat aaye waha takrana jaruri hai ... jo ho jinda to jinda nazar aana jarruri hai 0 #msdhoni #dhoni @msdhoni #respect #respect


none of you rascals ever say lets go for beer. fake followers.

Tum haraamiyom mein se koi ek nahi bolta chal beer pilata hu. Ghanta followers.


i hear now that after #TripleTalaq some boys got to court and replaced accepted with #bolozubaankesri #vimaaltroll

Sunne mai aaya hai k #TripleTalaq k baad kuch ladke court jakr Qubool hai replace krke #bolozubaankesri ki maang ki hai ... #vimaaltroll


dear americans " only one man can save you from my rage " only one man ... and he is - me 0 sincerely yours ~ donald j trump #TRUMP

Dear Americans " Mere taap se tumhe ek hi aadmi bacha sakta hai " ek hi aadmi ... vo hai - mai khud 0 Sincerely Yours ~ Donald J TRUMP #TRUMP :) :) :)


yesterday waited till 4pm, today whole day gone, brainless girls are complete brainless

kal 4 pm wait karna,aj ka din nikal gya,bevkufo,girl to puri puri bevkuf hoti hai,


if we can have #NoteBandi for fake notes why cant we have #EVMBandi for fake votes

Naqli note ke liye #NoteBandi ho sakti hai to naqli vote ke liye #EVMBandi kyo nahi.


brother....we know everything about you..what questiona and what answer....we love you....now just get movie released...that day we'll celebrate....eid mubarak in advance

bhai....hum tumhare bareme sab jaante hai..kya question aur kya answer....we love you.....abto bss movie release ho...usi din jashn hoga....Eid mubarak in advance..........


@Nomadic_Soul_ haha leave it, competition is always with equals. not with lara dutta fans!

@Nomadic_Soul_ haha chhodo, competition barabar walon se hota hai. Lara Dutta ke fans se nahi!


@RoflGandhi_ waitiing for them is also waste!

@RoflGandhi_ unka intezar karna bhi bekar hai bhai!


laugh out loud! this is to an extent brother


main gag padhne se pehle hi like maar deta hun .  . pata hai accha hi hoga .  .  .


sure, by the way there is no talent shortage


sir @narendramodi please can you speak the last 10 minutes in starting itself.. have to go to buy alcohol also

Sir @narendramodi pls last ke 10 minute ka pehle bol do.. daru khareedne bhi jana hai


brother he has challenged @Its_Badshah? now the party has started #ChallengeForBadshahhttps://twitter.com/MissMalini/status/717263941269762048 …

Bhai @Its_Badshah ko challenge kar diya? Abhi toh party shuru hui hai! #ChallengeForBadshahhttps://twitter.com/MissMalini/status/717263941269762048 …


the #AntiNationalist who has no one they have last support in @ndtv .. support of #JNU @ndtv

Jis #AntiNationalist ka koi nahi hota uska @ndtv hota hai .. #JNU ka sahara @ndtv


pensive woman was right when she said those who didnt wake up after reading quraan and bible after 1947 how will they wake up now?  #Nana #OneSide

Kalamwali bai theek kehti thi, jo kog 1947 se Quraan aur Bible padh kar nahi jaage woh tumhara akhbar padh kar kya jagenge? #Nana #OneSide


@shilpitewari @Olacabs what a rubbish advertisement this is?

@shilpitewari @Olacabs ye kya bakwas AD hai ?


brother are you ill ???? why are you not saying anything??

Bhai aap bimar ho kya????bolti bandh kyu haii??


@Ojasism @TweetErrant @BolshoyBooze shut your mouth pic.twitter.com/nqghht92j6

@Ojasism @TweetErrant @BolshoyBooze CHUPPP KARRRRRpic.twitter.com/nqghht92j6


@IamAbhijit why brother he was good one month for fan

@IamAbhijit Kyu bhai Vo accha thaðŸ˜œ ONE MONTH FOR FAN


@doctor_sidhant you are a rare breed. in all ambani agents got one tata agent

@doctor_sidhant aap bahut rare breed ho. Sab ambani agent mein ek tata agent mila


@BeingReva where were you.. got to see you after many days

@BeingReva kaha thi aap.. Bade din baad darshan hue


who would go see @someUSER with me at there constitution hall on sunday evening ?

who would go see @someUSER with me at dar constitution hall on sunday evening ?


"will bring whole kashmir, pakistan's kashmir .. will bring"
- english speaking bilawal bhuttohttps://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/746272130992644096 …

"lavaange poora Kashmir lavaange, Pakistan ka Kashmir...LAVAANGE"
- English speaking Bilawal Bhuttohttps://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/746272130992644096 …


rt @faisals97069761 : unbeleievable old rate was 315 and new rate is 508, is anyone here who can put a leash on english companies https://t.co/NTkePqE8FP

RT @faisals97069761 : Unbelievable OLD RATE WAS 315 AND NEW RATE IS 508 , KOE HAI JO EN COMPANIES KO LAGAM DAL SAKAI https://t.co/NTkePqE8FP


if said something good then its a proble. this is very strange

achha bolo toh bhi taqleef hai. Ajeeb hai ye toh.


salman brother your 5000 comments are getting nearer now

Salman bhai apke 50000 comments pure hone bale hai.


you got late in waking up.. it was morning


@JoinAAP @prena_ father oh father everyone is freeloader #AAPtards .. dont do any hard work

@JoinAAP @prena_ baap re baap free khor ho saare Ke saare #AAPtards . Mehnat se kuch mat karna


what to do to make 17 inch biceps.give me some tips.

Biceps 17 inchi banane ke liye kya kare.give me some tips.


@BolshoyBooze yo man! the nurse who plastered me was very good

@BolshoyBooze Yo Man! Nurse badi badhiya thi jisne plaster baanda


there is no #climatedeal bigger than business 0 phew ... brain of baniya and brother trump's daring #Parisagreement

Dhande se bada koi #climatedeal nai hota 0 Uff ... Baniye ka dimag aur TrumpBhai ki daring #Parisagreement


@KajuBadamChor hahaha my brother is here @hinnaz

@KajuBadamChor hahaha aa gaya mera bhai @hinnaz


hoping guddu's mother would have understood.  .  .  on the day of match our stomach gets full by only match.  .

kash guddu ki aur hum sabki ma samjh pati .  .  .  match k din hamara pet match se hi bharta hai .  .


the condition of #Pakistan is like washerman's dog can be neither of home nor riverside #trump

#Pakistan Ki halat to aisi h jaise Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka #trump


thinking of me like a small kid
you are my heart and my life
wooden cradlehttps://twitter.com/badechote/status/798151803288178688 …

Chotta bacha samaj ke
Tu mera dil tu meri jaan
Lakdi ki kaathihttps://twitter.com/badechote/status/798151803288178688 …


@indiantweeter brother how much did you lose?


RT @SrkianAjh : @JoySrkian @shaharyarkhan61 kingu .. was there something in car‚ #DilwaleOnSony

RT @SrkianAjh : @JoySrkian @shaharyarkhan61 Kingu .. Gaadi me kuch the kya ?? ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ #DilwaleOnSony


g1: what are you doing sister, seems like you're very busy
g2: yeah, i am busy in telling the world that i am on dieting these days

G1: Ka kar rahi ho behen, bahot busy lag rahi ho aaj kal
G2: Haan yaar, duniya ko batane mein busy hu ke aajkal dieting chal rahi hai.