@Gurmeetramrahim @derasachasauda messenger of god #MSGmission was to live or sacrifice oneself for the honour, dignity and pride of the country and destroy the evil.

@Gurmeetramrahim @derasachasauda jiyge marge mr mitege desh k aan ban shan k liy or buraliyo ka khatma khrne k liy MSG tha #MSGmission


people cry seeing an emotional movie, aamir khan goes out of the hall and cries on seeing the camera

Log emotional movie dekhte time rote hain, Amir Khan hall se bahar aakar camera dekh kar rote hain.


@ra_bies Inko @indiahistorypic i have catched it many times. when they see an oppertunity, they troll heavily from the history :D

@ra_bies Inko @indiahistorypic maine kai baar pakda hai. Mauka dekh ke bhayankar troll karte hai wo bhi history se :D


mother, father and children, how is everyone?

Mami papaa , aur bacha party aur Sab kaise hai


#ICYMI goods and services tax to be renamed rajiv goods and services tax http://www.theunrealtimes.com/2016/03/17/gst-to-be-renamed-rajiv-maal-aur-seva-lagaan/ … via @leftsound

#ICYMI GST to be renamed Rajiv Maal aur Seva Lagaan http://www.theunrealtimes.com/2016/03/17/gst-to-be-renamed-rajiv-maal-aur-seva-lagaan/ … via @leftsound


channel 4 is becoming 30 years old on friday! they have showed some great programmes over the years , especially paul hogan.

channel 4 30 years old on friday !  d'oh showed some great programmes over the years ,  especially paul hogan .


baby these all are inexperienced players here. they have slept.

baby, ye saare kachhe khiladi hai yahan. So gaye :-(


spread this thing like wildfire so that even united nations education science and culture organization also declares the same thing to save its face https://twitter.com/PankajAdvani247/status/746284674540929025 …

Is baat aise aag ki tarah faila do ki UNESCO bhi izzat bachane ke liye declare kar hi de yeh baathttps://twitter.com/PankajAdvani247/status/746284674540929025 …


guddu watch english movies, grace will come from there only

guddu english movies dekha kar  ,  kripa whi se aaegi :d


don't go on the #Railway track for pooping . usually people wash thier backs with thier hands , but you will lose your back #RailBudget2015 #Gyaan

#Railway track pe potty karne na jaayein . Usually log haathon se Gaand dhote hai , aap Gaand se haath dho baithoge #RailBudget2015 #Gyaan


@tweeting_pal just keep on thinking. do not pray for me

@tweeting_pal bas sochti raho.. Mere liye pray mat karna


@Untamed_Heart we are here only. you only are lost…in his fantasies

@Untamed__Heart hum to yehi hai.. Aap hi gayab rehte ho.. Unke khayaalo me


@ivivekbansal bihar is getting humiliated, defeat of nitish is certain #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra

@ivivekbansal Bihar ka apman ho raha hai, Nitish ka haarna tay hai #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra


blog post: vice president joe biden to present the top ten list on cbs's "late show with david letterman " on thursday , . . . http/URL

blog post: vice president joe biden to present the top ten list on cbs's  " late show with david letterman ,  "  thursday ,  .  .  .  http/URL


[pagasa] 6:39am intermittent light to occasionally moderate rains over southern portions of negros, cebu and amp; bohol may persist for the next few days .  .  .

[pagasa] 6:39am intermittent light to occasionally moderate rains over southern portions of negros ,  cebu & bohol may persist for the next .  .  .


direct message me the 1st thing that comes to your head !  when u hear someone say: one direction, harry, louis, zayn, niall or liam the boys

**(dm)** me the 1st thing that comes to ur head !  when u hear some1 say: one direction ,  harry , louis , zayn , niall or liam the boys


times of india brother, kumbh is happening…..not your father’s wedding https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/617109330408517632 …

TOI wale bhai kumbh ho raha hai.. Tere baap ki shaadi nahihttps://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/617109330408517632 …


@Vyomnaut oh…you keep yourself updated with the news of the whole country even though you stay abroad

@Vyomnaut Oh.. Tum to videsh me rehkar poore desh ki khabar le raho ho


i think if his bill comes to me sometime https://twitter.com/firstpost/status/750359687711887360 …

Sochta hu uska bill kabhi mujhpe aaye toh https://twitter.com/firstpost/status/750359687711887360 …


retweet mlbansal: retweet jsingh341:  retweet shatyuvma: retweet cuteinsan: gurmeetramrahim #MSG100CroreClub #MustWatchMSG craze for meesenger http://t.co/wfEmqNTcjS

RT MLBANSAL : RT jsingh341 : RT ShatyUvma : RT cuteinsan : Gurmeetramrahim #MSG100CroreClub #MustWatchMSG craze for MS http://t.co/wfEmqNTcjS


lost the baggage of prem, sachin and ramesh? @British_Airways @sachin_rt

Prem Sachin Ramesh Ka Baggage Ghumayo? @British_Airways @sachin_rt


@Sinceere_Angel madam….. what type of people have come here. please do something about them

@Sinceere_Angel maam.. Kaise kaise log hai yaha pe.. Pls kuch karo inka


sprain in the leg and frivolous thinking does not let a man progress #ForTheTimes

Pairon mein moch aur chhoti soch insaan ko aage badhne nahi deti.
#ForTheTimes


you should have put an advertisement for rapideax english speaking course also brother .  .  hahahaha

rapidex english speaking course ka bhi ad kar deta bhai .  .  hahahaha


@OkieTataBye good it means all things are going all right

@OkieTataBye gud..matlab sab theek chal raha hai :)


pakistan is very unfortunate as trump has withdrawn 190 million usd, now what maryam sharif and shehbaz will do to control the situation

Bechara #Pakistan bhikari ho Gaya " Hai na @MaryamNSharif @CMShehbaz ab katora le Kar Kaha jaoge " #trump ne 190 million USD ka jhatka Jo diya


on 8th November a number of Bollywood celibrities invested their black money in buying Nirav Mod's jwellery

8 th Nov ko toh bade " bade " karodpati " Bollywood k log ne apne kaale kamayi ko Nirav Modi k Jewellery khareed k thikane laga yete


my father left a lot of money after his death, i wasted the whole money but there is no one like like him.

baap ke paise toh loota liye bhai, baap ne kaafi chhod kar gaya tha, magar baap baap tha


@ArvindKejriwal  if the internal issues in your party are resolved. give your justification by tweeting on #DelhiSmog

@ArvindKejriwal pranaam sir.. kuch inner party issues hai kya sir? AAP log AAPas mein kuch tweet kijiye na sir #DelhiSmog pe.


the economist who bath by wearing #RainCoat & and those who are in opposition this news will not be less than #SurgicalStrike

#RainCoat pehen k nahane wale Economist & opposition walo k liye ye khabar #SurgicalStrike se kam nhi hogi !


if rohit sharma was there in team could score more than 200 runs


retweet @NaIna0806 : while Rahul was fooling around with rehearsed speeches it was #SmritiIrani who was at #Amethi solving real issues . http

RT @NaIna0806 : While Rahul was fooling around with rehearsed speeches it was #SmritiIrani who was at #Amethi solving real issues . https://


nowadays there is a lot of craze of bitcoin in the market


is this indian railways or youth of india, they are always to run on right track

Ye Indian railways hai ya desh ke yuva? Inki gaadi patri par chal hi nahi paatihttps://twitter.com/WeUttarPradesh/status/905697247760793600Â â€¦


shoaib akhtar see how dhoni has scoreed 28 runs in your prescencem. my dear are you talking about runs or urine

Shoaib Akhtar: "28 run dekhiye Dhoni ke aayein hain taang ke niche"

Bhai run ki baat kar rahe ho ya moot ki


happy valentines say is it 14th february today

happy valentines day ?  o . o say what ?  is it feb 14th already ?


@theKumarAkshay  god please give me a chnace to meet @Raghu_Dixit !! I wish to meet him  #WelcomeRaghuDixit http://youtube.com/watch?v=cimKayyh7pQÂ â€¦

@theKumarAkshay  Pls god  mujhko tu ek baar @Raghu_Dixit se milaaa de !! I wish to meet him  #WelcomeRaghuDixit http://youtube.com/watch?v=cimKayyh7pQÂ â€¦


my friends all the problems related #DeMo#GST that are there in gujarat ,# Congress is responsible for that

Mitron Gujrat me Jo kuch problem hua "#DeMo #GST ko leke uski zimadar #Congress hai.


no problem my sister take your hairs in front and half cover your face with your hairs, then you would very beauyiful

Kya kutta nahi hai? No problem behena, zara apne baal ko aage laao aur aadha muh dhak do, aadhe se zyada ho toh behtar. Zyada haseen lagogi


these are the results of the fact that gddu is watching a lot of television

hahaha .  .  . awesone .  .  . ye h guddu ke t . v .  dekhne ke natije


hey gulbadan. you are smell of flowers and pinch like thorns pic.twitter.com/tQNOZelPkB

Ayye Gulbadan ayye gulbadan, phoolon ki mahek kaanton ki chubhan.pic.twitter.com/tQNOZelPkB


@ROFLaaLa @MeetUunngLee @Dishasatra hahaha! i am asking for just two thousand rupees are you able to pay this amount of money

@ROFLaaLa @MeetUunngLee @Dishasatra hahaha! Sirf 2 hazaar? AUKAAT KYA HAI TUMHARI?


@ArvindKejriwal three days have finished. today you will have to sacrifice your life, #kejriwal BalidanDiwas

Sir @ArvindKejriwal 3 din khatam hue

Aaj balidan dena hai

#KejriwalBalidanDiwas


@tweeting_pal show sabarmati riverfront to sir and tell him that this was constructed by modoji @sardesairajdeep

@tweeting_pal Sir ko Sabarmati River front dikhana aur bolna ye Modi ji ne banwaya hai @sardesairajdeep


#Trumph invited our prime minister #PM_Modi, now the to see is that how is the relation between them

#Trump ji ne hamare #PM _ Modi ji ko nyota diya hai .... Dekhna hai #Modi _ Trump relation kaisa hota hai


all poeple of my country remember the people wo sacrificed the life ,sprinkle water on your eyes.

Aye mere watan ke logo jara aankh mein bhar lo pani'

*sprinkles water in eyes*


@integrated_me this is not the case how can a beautiful, married, mathematician, indian woman can never be so irresponsible

@integrated_me are nahi, ek sundar, vivahit, ganitagya, bhartiya kanya irresponsible kaise ho sakti hai


this is the longest confession, send it for guineess book

worlds longest confession  .  .  .  .  guinneas buk m bhijwa do is cnfssion ko  .  .  .


@Ra_Bies Sir raat ko aapke naam ki hichkiya leti hogi Pootna di


in #WIvZIM if  zimbabwe would have won the match , then RaGa's empoverment dream would have been fulfilled #WhereIsRahul #WhereIsRahulGa

#WIvZIM me agar Zimbabwe jeet jaati to , RaGa ka Empowerment waala dream poora ho jaata #WhereIsRahul #WhereIsRahulGandhi


we miss you  #Dhoni @msdhoni as a Captain you came her without anything and going without anything

We Miss U #Dhoni @msdhoni As a Captain Khaali Haath Aaye The hum Khaali haath jaayenge Legend


just because it's friday here are 62 reasons why bill murray is awesome http/URL

just cus it's friday here are 62 reasons why bill murray is awesome http/URL


now afiridi will do strip dance and people of balochistan will watch it. this is the time for indepedence of balochistan

Ab Afiridi strip dance karega or Qandeel Baloch dekhegiiii ...... yeh Balochistsn ki azadi ki jung hai


retweet @VadodaraHistory : Timelapse Video of Sursagar at #MahaShivratri , #Vadodara ( #Baroda ) ... Video : http://t.co/cTZkfwKUhV by Pranav Kothi .

RT @VadodaraHistory : Timelapse Video of Sursagar at #MahaShivratri , #Vadodara ( #Baroda ) ... Video : http://t.co/cTZkfwKUhV by Pranav Kothi .


modi ji has brought not just army but even tanks in #JNU this is full action one response

Modi ji ne Tank nahi Puri Army hi khadi kardi #JNU me ... ise kahte hai so sunaar ki ek lauhar ki.. Jai Ho :)


we should not get married, not get children , then there would not be any population growth, from one step do many thing, modiji prooved himself #DemonetizationEffecthttps://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/801009076989665280 â€¦

Na shaadi, na suhaagraat, na bachche, na population growth

Ek teer, anek nishaane

Maan gaye Modi Ji ko

#DemonetizationEffecthttps://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/801009076989665280Â â€¦


.@ashutosh83B see the picture from his mobile by flipping it pic.twitter.com/0khmvxgTFP

.@ashutosh83B isko mobile ulta karke dekhnapic.twitter.com/0khmvxgTFP


there should be some seperation in love, even our hand is close to us

Dooriyan bhi zaroori hai pyar mein, kareeb toh apna haath bhi hota hai.
#OldMonkInPoetOut


the guy commited suicide  no girl pays attention that the guy commited sucide

the guy commited suicide  .  .  .  .  .  ye nahi dikh raha kisi girl ko  .  .  .  .  .  .


laugh out loud you also called @runjhunmehrotra

lol aap bhi number lagaye the kya @runjhunmehrotra


@Champ_Nikk grandmother might be also in bihar #GoodByeNitishKumar

@Champ_Nikk Bijli bhi hogi bihar me #GoodByeNitishKumar


.@ArvindKejriwal Obama did not even sit in plane, you started

.@ArvindKejriwal Obama plane mein baithe nahi, shuru ho gaye aap?


@insane_chorri ask modi sir, he visit a lot of places

@Insane_chorri ask modi sir, wo ghumte rahte hai


@raggedtag what does mean, you are saying what


now playing lata mangeshkar " manmohan singh - my lover gets this much age #latamangeshkar " #manmohansingh

Now Playing Lata Mangeshkar " Manmohan Singh - Mere Pyar Ki Umar Ho Itni Sanam #latamangeshkar " #manmohansingh


@Ra_Bies @LoKarDi_RT this thing is of no use

@Ra_Bies @LoKarDi_RT koi kaam ki nahi hai ye


lord krishna is also known as butter thief, lord varda is known as house theif

Lord Krishna - Makhan Chor
Lord Vadra - Makaan Chor


@docsreet21 you are aware of all the things


i think that they hate hindu people that's why they do not have good relation with hindu college

mjhe to lgta hai they hate hindu ' too tabhi unki hindu college walo se banti nahi hai :-p


anyway , sorry for these random tweets about the finder .  unfollow for the night .  i will be back to normal sports stuff tomorrow

anyway ,  sorry for these random tweets about the finder .  unfollow for the night .  i'll be back to normal sports stuff tomorrow


hey minister this is the right print all the stuff, the public wants such kind of things

sahi waqt hai netaji, chhaap do ek-do mahine mein. Public ko chahiye aisa kuch.


hey lord even if i sacrifice my life there would not be any effect on beloved

Ya rabba de de koi ____  bhi agar, dilbar pe ho na , dilbar pe ho na koi asar.


@ndtv please train your person @ravishndtv

@ravishndtv @ndtv kuch sikhaao apne bhai ko !


bhaijaan you did not followed what you said this is not your ethics. your personal assistant is harming your reputation

Bhaijaan baat se palat gaye...... yeh aapki fitrat mai nai ho sakta.... aapka P.A naam kharaab kar rha hai aapka


retweet @zoomphatak : shakira- hello is subramanium swami there? servant- he went to africa shakira- swami we did not get swami wakka wakka he he

RT @zoomphatak : Shakira- hello .. Subramanium Swami hai ? Servant- saab Africa gaye hai Shakira- Swami na mila .. e e e .. waka waka .. e e e .. he ''''


@Dishasatra this is me. you replied to me? did you choosed correct handle?

@Dishasatra arre mujhe jawab diya tumne? Handle sahi chuna hai na? Ye main hu


yours gags are of fantastic quality my day goes very good after studying

aapke gags a1 hai faisal bhai .  din acha jata hai padhkar .


we did not recovered from #DeMonitisation suddenly #GST came .what is happening

#DeMonetisation se ubhre bhi nahi the abhi ke Sab #GST mein uljhe hain "bhai baqi kuch nazar nahi aa raha. Yehi to chaal hain !!


a very differnet story pic.twitter.com/opZOSj5DH9

Ajab Hisab ki Gajab Kahanipic.twitter.com/opZOSj5DH9


i recently checked  my account why you started following me

oh bhai, just checked, mujhe bhi follow kar liya :(


retweet @nalinisinghtv : Renowned Shri Pashupati Nath Temple complex in Kathmandu has sufferred no damage , is safe , according to reports .

RT @nalinisinghtv : Renowned Shri Pashupati Nath Temple complex in Kathmandu has sufferred no damage , is safe , acc to reports .


@tweeting_pal Pallo tell @Joydas ko that i always wanted your attention not your money

@tweeting_pal Pallo bata do @Joydas ko .. maine aajtak sirf tumse tumhara attention maanga.. Paise nahi


@HathwalaThakur from where you get thakur bhai @Amit_smiling

@HathwalaThakur kaha se dhoonda thakur bhai @Amit_smiling


we have a very good garba pic.twitter.com/IvmlZSKocx

Garba maa dhoom machi jaaye re pic.twitter.com/IvmlZSKocx


@pawandixit8 @sanjaynirupam @khan Nirupam sahab when you will again come to congress office? now @OfficeOfRG bis also coming back .once more !

@pawandixit8 @sanjaynirupam @khan Nirupam sahab ! Agla congress darshan kab karva rahe hai ? Ab to @OfficeOfRG bhi vapas aaye hai . Once more !


my dear friend what is meaning of prestige


he is not very good at english,i will ask something to him in english,  just for fun

uski angrreji maar daalegi, soch raha hu angreji mein bhi puch hi lu. Thodi hasi milegi :D


alll the poeple whose name is raghu are all roadies, even there name is not good #Respecthttps://twitter.com/EakJustuju/status/874982783482974208 â€¦

Ye Raghu naam ke sab Roadies hote hai, inke naam mein hi Gu hai  #Respecthttps://twitter.com/EakJustuju/status/874982783482974208Â â€¦


once kashmir used to be a chalk, people of other used to be violent

chalk to kashmir hua karta ha tb .  dusre section wale maar kaat par utar aate the .


do not think after waiking up today,you come tomorrow. what you say

aaja uth ke, soch mat. Kal hi aaja. What say?


my grandmom is vry precious ,you do not need to take anything and why you have made such a condition

Daadi keemti hai iski koi keemat nahi laga sakta, tum ko kuch lene ki zaroorat hai, ye kya haal banaye rakha hai?


@hitennarendra yes ofcourse we will have a program some day.

@hitennarendra haha bilkul, kabhi program banate hain :)


unlike mufflerman we do not do anything without any proof https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/803083709612077056 â€¦_x000D_
@amz360

hum koi kaam bina proof ke nahi karte hai ji.. unlike Mufflerman

https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/803083709612077056Â â€¦
@amz360


@lngloruriousBkof there are no chicks as you told but there is a girl, there is something wrong going

@InglouriousBkof yahan chicks nahi kudi hai, thoda locha hai


@RubikaLiyaquat ji please ask @AkhileshPSingh if  he want to proof #tripletalaq is not given then phlr case is closed?please ask

@RubikaLiyaquat ji please @AkhileshPSingh se poochiye ki agar jents ki proof Karna hoga ki usne #tripletalaq nahi Diya hai to PHIr case hi khatam ho jata hai ...??? Please ask .....


overrated ,very rich ,out of hundred eighty are businessman,then also my country is very great https://twitter.com/badechote/status/860133364724006912Â â€¦

Oonchi dukaan pheeka pakwan
Khadad ki langoti, chandi ka pikwan
Sau mein se assi beimmaan
Phir bhi mera desh mahaanhttps://twitter.com/badechote/status/860133364724006912Â â€¦


retweet @rishibagree : contrast this with bjp's atal bihari vajpayee's lok sabha speech when they were short of numbers . http://t.co/ezANVnE0R3 #AAP

RT @rishibagree : Contrast this with BJP Atal Bihari Vajpayee's Lok Sabha speech when they were short of nos . http://t.co/ezANVnE0R3 #AAP


happy #Mahashivratri to All my brothers and sisters @narendramodi bholebaba completes all your wishes #Jai_Mahakaal

Happy #Mahashivratri To All My Brothers & Sisters @narendramodi Bhole Baba aapki Saari Manokamna Puri Kare ..... #Jai_Mahakaal


there is already a film made on brave it is banned but no one opposed it

nirbhaya pe film ban chuka "h banned bhi "hogya lekin kisine oppose nhi kiya


arey suno yaar .  .  .  . kabhi guddu ki gf to dikhao


amla please get out, other 9 people in the team want to do batting

Bhai AB-Amla out ho jaao. Baki 9 log bewkoof nahi hain jinhone 20 over fielding ki hai.


uncle @tasliminasreen this is your photograph when you were young, now you have got 52 years old

Chachi ji @taslimanasreen ye aap ki jawani ki photo hai, abhi aap 52 ki ho gayi ho.


@Fussy_Ca do not make me angry, i am controlling my anger

@Fussy_Ca bhadka mat.. Mein control kiye hue hu


@uniqueIdiot the person who does marriege regrets, one who does not get married in life that also regrets of not getting married

@UniqueIdiot_ Haha.. Bhai shaadi ka laddoo.. jo khaye wo bhi pachtaye.. jo naa khaye woh bhi


the time is not bad , but the bad people around make the moments bad


@huh_watnow once again i have fell in love with you

@huh_watnow aaj phir tum pe pyaar aaya hai..


are all the judges of our country fair??https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/626259408239112192Â â€¦

Desh ke saare judge bhaitard hai kya ??https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/626259408239112192Â â€¦


by the way in  #JNU nowadays for #KulbhushanJadhav rallies are being done? did any one return his/her #award for him?

"Waise #JNU me aaj kal #KulbhushanJadhav ke liye naare lagte hai kya? Did any one return his/her #award for him?


anything else we come here to see face expressions of guddu

aur kuch dost guddu k face expression dekhne aate hai yahan :d :d :d


@drpoonam @runjhunmehrotra  this is beyond the limits

@drpoonam @runjhunmehrotra hadh hoti hai yaar :'(


brother did you ordered girls from amazon? https://twitter.com/Fussy_Ca/status/748181996992487424Â â€¦

Bhai Amazon se ladkiya mangwayee thi kya ?https://twitter.com/Fussy_Ca/status/748181996992487424Â â€¦


with pride haiÃ°Å¸â€˜â€° whenever we listen national anthem we always feel prud and automatically stand up JaiHoÃ°Å¸â€˜Â #Bharat mata ki JaiÃ°Å¸â„¢Â

Garv haiÃ°Å¸â€˜â€° National anthem jab bhi sunte hai we feel proud and automatically we Standup JaiHoÃ°Å¸â€˜Â #Bharat mata ki JaiÃ°Å¸â„¢Â


no girl does this. it seems that some boy is behind your account. it is strongly doubted

koi nahi karti, tumhare account ke peeche bhi koi ladka hi lagta hai mujhe. Strong doubts hai.


it's modiji's hand .it is c=full of scam #DelhiSmog

Modi ji ka Hath hai. Ye scam hai ji #DelhiSmog


@Alllahdin maine gaye saal kiya tha ye tweet :'(


@Pluuummm laugh out loud. Awww. it will be joyfull even if it is a draw

@Pluuummm LOL. Awww. Mazza aajaye bas draw bhi hojaye chalega


@iawoolford ye to hamara kshetra hai sir :)


guddu: i am nt hungry and no one in this world can not stop me in watching this match

guddu: mujhe bhuk nhi hai aur aaj dunia ki koi bh takat mujhe pura match dekhne se hila nahi dekh sakti .  .  .


ambaniji always give  1gb #jio data after 12 am it is strabge

Ambani ji #jio pakka 12:00 AM ke baad hi 1 GB data dete hai kuch to gadbad hai


retweet @srithh : #MahaShivratri is a sanskrit word " shiva " comes from shri rudram chamakam of taittiriya samhita of Krishna Yajurveda #hindu http://t .

RT @srithh : #MahaShivratri Sanskrit word " Shiva " comes from Shri Rudram Chamakam of Taittiriya Samhita of Krishna Yajurveda #hindu http://t .


@indiantweeter i have only one , do not keep your eyes on it

@indiantweeter saale nazar na laga, ek hi hai


there are many other mutants like this. what they want from life even they do not know

bahot zyada, aur bhi hai aise mutants. Inhe zindagi mein kya chahiye inhe khud ko nahi pata.


brother is saw your vedios all were very nice but none of them should not be on what is happening in #JNU

Bhai Mene Teri sabhi video dekhi..achi hai..Good work..but ek bhi video #JNU me Jo hua us pe nahi hai


pm is not making fun of any one he is just telling the truth jai hind jai bharat

pm modi kisi ka mazak nahi uda rahe hai .  .  .  .  .  .  . we to sachhae baya kar rahe hai .  .  .  .  .  .  jai hind .  jai bharat .


@Fussy_Ca your are best player in the world

@Fussy_Ca aur tu duniya ka best playboy hai


retweet @sagarcasm : * at a medical store * Kohli - brother give condom shopkeeper - which one i should give ? dotted ? Kohli - i don not like dots#IndvsWI

RT @sagarcasm : * At a medical store * Kohli - Bhaiya condom dena Shopkeeper - Kounsa dun ? Dotted ? Kohli - Mujhe dots pasand nahi . #IndvsWI


when kiran bedi and narendra modi will stand thier party is definately going to win win elecctions

kiran bedi + narendra modi = dilli ka satyaanash  !  !  !


@Miss_Ankiita are you coming with me? @_tripfactory

@Miss_Ankiita tu chal rahi hai kya mere saath ? @_tripfactory


@Alllahdin  we should drink? but we need to sleep within one hour. otherwise we would not be able to wake up

@Alllahdin  Pi lete hai? Ek ghante mein sona hai magar. Uthne nahi hoga


nice to be at this eid event  eidmubarak


He is helping me out since 2nd sem :D . how can i forget to specially thank him

He is helping me out since 2nd sem :D . how can i forget to thank him 11


kaju how is aunty? are the wet shoes ready?

Kaju woh Aunty kaisi hai? Geele joote taiyar hai na?


@Lagharvaghar someone has got it mentioned as four

@Lagharvaghar are char mention aa chuke hai kisi ke


@indiantweeyer levae the bottle,it's enough

@indiantweeter bhai botal chhod de, bas ho gaya


retweet ankitaInsa : retweet jsingh341 : retweet drajayam_ajay : retweet suyashInsan : gurmeetramrahim thank you father and come soon be with me always #MustWatchMSG #

RT AnkitaInsa : RT jsingh341 : RT drajayam_ajay : RT SuyashInsan : Gurmeetramrahim thank u pitaji n come soon be with me always #MustWatchMSG #


i am pride of your home, you are like rajnigandha in my life

Main tulsi tere aangan ki.
Tu rajnigandha mere jeewan ka.


@PratipJames321 Ravish followed barkha dutt's caste and gender  throughout life #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@PratipJames321 barkha dutt ki jaati aur gender Ravish ne apnaya tha #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


@BolshoyBooze what happened? yesterday night some tweets about robbery were tweeted

@BolshoyBooze hua kya tha? kal raat kuchh tweet chori ki baaten ho rahi thi :)


as congress has pardoned all the loans " ask modiji to do the same " for mallaya he had done this : #RahulGandhi in Deoria

Jaise Congress party ne karza maaf kiya tha " waise hi Modiji ko kahiye ki karein " unhone Mallya ka toh kar diya : #RahulGandhi in Deoria


@HakeemHera Dur-Asal our team does not want that qandeel baloch doesnot so some criminal work again

@HakeemHera Dur-Asal hamari team nahin chahti kay Qandeel Baloch koi gunda kaam karay


@dr_maheshsharma @pal_jagdambika Good Sir a lot of thanks to you from people of bast district

@dr_maheshsharma @pal_jagdambika Good Sir Basti district ke janta ki aur se aap ko Bahut bahut dhanybad


#BCCI ko china mobile company #oppo ko jaldi se jaldi #India _ cricket _ jersey se @oppo sponsorship ko hta dena chaiye #SachinTendulkar


the folkiness for which you want to save, your government have already insulted a lot before

jis jamhooriyat ko aap bachaane nikli hain , janaab-e-aali uski aap hi ki sarkaar ne bahut pehle dhajjiyaan uda di thi #NotUsingHashtag


@Champ_Nikk why are you regretting now once time has gone away @ANI_news

@Champ_Nikk ab pachtaaye kya hot hai.. Jab chidiya chug gayee khet @ANI_news


retweet @IndianExpress : live #RailBudget2015 : swaach bharat abhiyan will be implemented in railways cleanliness is a priority prabhu http://t .

RT @IndianExpress : Live #RailBudget2015 : Swaach Bharat Abhiyan will be implemented in railways . Cleanliness is a priority : Prabhu http://t .


we have got stuck on you, my heart gives a lot of electric shocks

tum par hum hai atke yaara, dil bhi maare jhatke.


basanti: dhanno run faster ypu have to keep my respect. dhanno: maneka gandhi will come to help you #Sholay2016

Basanti: Chal Dhanno ... aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawaal hai!

Dhanno: Bitch please, Maneka Gandhi will come for you.

#Sholay2016


@rjraunac Bhai ki jai... https://poll.fbapp.io/india-radio-forum-popular-rj-of-the-yearÂ â€¦


if rahul gandhi was dumb, how he would say 'government of suit-formal shoes'

Rahul Gandhi agar totla hota to 'suit-boot ki sarkaar' kaise bolta


even if business is not going well then also keeping CA and machines for work! @askGST_GoI #Gst

Business zara bhi na ho par har mahine CA ko bhar ke paise jarur do wah! @askGST_GoI #Gst


tu kitni achhi hai ,  tu kitni bholi hai pyaari pyaari hai ,  o maa o maa o maa ,  o maa !  !  !  :)


@pranavsapra wherever you go the children ther starts crying

@pranavsapra Tum jahan bhi jaate ho, wahan bachche rona shuru kar dete hain?


with @0__1 babaji 's blessings we did the operation

@0__1 babaji ki krupa se ye hua hai, operation kara liya


shiv sena's logic is like the IT support in offices, once you stop it then again starts

Shiv Sena's logic is like the IT support in offices, ek baar BANDH kar ke dekho phir chalu hojayega.


@Atheist_Krishna ashutosh will scold anil kapoor

@Atheist_Krishna Ashutosh to Anil Kapoor ji ko hi nigal jaega


@rimsriya @SonyTV i do not have any name but people call me by name of pk #PKTonight @SonyTV

@rimsriya @SonyTV Naam kucho naahi hai humaar lekin pata nahi kaahey sab log humka PK-PK bulawat hai? #PKTonight @SonyTV


@AGirlOfHerWords @floydimus is also ther in mumbai

@AGirlOfHerWords @floydimus Hota toh Mumbai main bhi hai


nafrat will smell will smell very very bad, did he took a bath today

nafrat se zyada badboo aayegi.. aaj nahaya ya nahi gandu


1 cup silk, 1/2 kg glass, diamonds and pearls for garnishing

1 cup resham
1/2 kg sheesha
heere & moti for garnishing

Recipe for Kaliyon Ka Chaman.


@ootikicha get lost at the time when india will be batting

@oothikicha India ke batting time pe kahin gayab ho jaa.


first make it wet properly https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/315287025022558208 â€¦

Pehle gala to theek kara lehttps://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/315287025022558208Â â€¦


untill the corruption is finished from india all the money collected from gst would go into pockets of the ministers

Jab tak #India se #Corruption khatm nahi "hota tab tak #GST se Collected sara Paisa Corrupt #Babus & #politicians ki Pockets me jata rahega.


ther might be no pm of india with this amaunt of energy, we pray to god for this, support to everyone grow with everyone..jai ho

Itni energy vaala perhaps he koi p.m.raha ho india ka, aapkey liyye bhagvaan se prey kertey hai, sabka saath... Sabka vikas....jai ho


@confusedbf_ brother today is not the birthday please stop it @DefuctiveHumor@lkumar7

@confusedbf_ bhai birthday nahi hai iska band karo yeh sab  @DefucktiveHumor


@PriyancaBajaj laughing ask Amit sir if he has children or give letter to center@DefucktiveHumor @lkumar7

@PriyancaBajaj Hahaa poocho Amit sahab ke bachche hai ya center ko letter likhe  @DefucktiveHumor @Ikumar7


.@BhayanakPuppy at first his voice sounded like washing machine

.@BhayanakPuppy Pehle iski sirf awaaz washing machine wali thi.


kejriwal's #TwoLinesCV 1. alll the things have been done by modi ji 2.all the people are collectively against him

Kejriwal's #TwoLinesCV

1. Ye sab Modi ji karwa rahe hai
2. Sab mile hue hai ji


retweet @nickhunterr : In earlier days when a new baby born : mom to son- he is exact your carbon copy . nowadays : mom to son- he is exact yours

RT @nickhunterr : In Early days when a new baby born : Mom to son- Ye exact teri hi Carbon Copy hai . Now a days : Mom to son- Ye exact tera h


@balliawalebaba i love sagarika not barkha

@balliawalebaba mera pyaar Sagarika hai.. Barkha nahi


nowadays this does not give grace , i have got frustated. even feminist does not ask me

Aajkal Shobha bhi nahi deti, frustratiya gaye hai. Koi feminist bhi aaj kal muh nahi lagta


recaptured those awesome moments of life

recaptured those awsm moments of life :d


@zoomphatak naa rahe gham.. Agar piyo roz rum


modi's economy knowledge of size of postcard ticket does development of gujarat and chidambarams knowledge of size of his " dhoti " stay back India !!

Modi's Economy knowledge of size of postcard ticket does VIKAS of Gujarat n Chidambarams knowledge of size of his " Dhoti " stay back India !!


i have published a new blog entry on november 18 titled -  " otherwise known as sheila the great "  in art in the county .  http/URL

published a new blog entry november 18 -  " otherwise known as sheila the great "  in art in the county .  http/URL


#surgicalstrike ane more thing @narendramodi sir @sunilalagh sitting in prasar bharti who just gives the money to his son in law balaji ceo of samir nair

#surgicalstrike ek baat aur @narendramodi sir ... Prasar Bharti mein baithe @sunilalagh Jo damaad Samir Nair CEO Balaji ki jeb bharte hain


by doing good trading all of us can make good profits

Sabhi Trading Karke Bahot Accha Faida Utha Sakte Hai ...


#smogindelhi @ArvindKejriwal would you do work on just twitter? cm do you only have the work of tweeting and retweeting? sometime do some work on delhi city

#smogindelhi @ArvindKejriwal sirf twitter pe hi kaam karoge? Sirf tweet karna aur retweet karne ka hi kaam bacha hai CM? kabhi delhi me bhi kuch kaam kar lo 0


@ArvindKejriwal sir should we consider it as a proof or as sold out thing  #SurgicalStrike #SurgicalStrikes

@ArvindKejriwal Sir Ji issey proof man le ya issey bhi bika hua bata de #SurgicalStrike #SurgicalStrikes


@tgirishkumar emotionless person @BeingSalmanKhan @TandonRaveena

@tgirishkumar Patthar Ke Phool @BeingSalmanKhan @TandonRaveena


@Insane_chorri 3400 did you tell this to all people @abpnewstv @BBThisEid @BeingSalmanKhan

@Insane_chorri 3400 ?? Poore mohalle ko dikhwa di ? @abpnewstv @BBThisEid @BeingSalmanKhan


today someone else read but we ha to face the consequences ~ Snapdeal

"Aaj pada kisi aur ne aur ilzaam hume bhigatna pad raha hai" ~ Snapdeal


retweet @ndtv : smriti irani's comments disputed by doctor who declared Rohith Vemula dead https://t.co/dL79mYiFY1 https://t.co/9VZEElAWbt

RT @ndtv : Smriti Irani's comments disputed by doctor who declared Rohith Vemula dead https://t.co/dL79mYiFY1 https://t.co/9VZEElAWbt


animals would get good quality grains when #LaluMuktBihar will be there

Janwaron ko milega chara apar
jab hoga #LaluMuktBihar


@Miss_Ankiita is flirting with the whole world

@Miss_Ankiita khud duniya se flirt karti rehti hai


this is universal truth that all are fool


@bolbae_bacchan for what thing my sister?

@bolbae_bacchan kis cheez ke liye behen?


alka lamba is only safe in AAP https://twitter.com/airnewsalerts/status/678591131660095488Â â€¦

Alka Lamba akeli bach gayee AAP mehttps://twitter.com/airnewsalerts/status/678591131660095488Â â€¦


@BeingSalmanKhan brother you vey big heart. rich people would watch this.

@BeingSalmanKhan bhaijaan kitna bada dil hai aapka. Raees jaroor dekhenge.


once salman khan say something and that does not completes this is not possible.sir you are my god

Salmaan sir bole or kaam na ho..sawal hi nhi ho skta...god sir Aap to sir..my god


@Riteishd @SimplySajidK after telling whatsapp jokes he ha done 3-4 films , now agaon again get into the trap

@Riteishd @SimplySajidK whatsapp ke jokes suna ke aapse bhi aisi 3-4 films karwa di bhai ne. Ab chakkar me mat aana


sir for a girl you changed your religion@angrywoman

Sir !! Ladki ke liye bhagwaan hi badal liya @angryoungwoman


@BabaFirki more vedios https://youtu.be/Vn8mIdE3uQEÂ

@BabaFirki aur bhi lehttps://youtu.be/Vn8mIdE3uQEÂ


anna is now no more very powerful,let him speak, kejriwal need him so must must listen him

anna ka the end ho gaya hai ,  bakne do .  use an sirf kejari ko jarurat hai wo jay unke pas .


you will never forget your home country. you go anywhere you wil get back once   https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/646286561235963904Â â€¦

Mitthi ki hai jo khsuhbu, tu kaise bhulayega? Tu chahe beh jaaye tu laut ke aayega.. https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/646286561235963904Â â€¦


#IndvsSA I have told today morning that we will win at the right moment

#IndvsSA I have told today morning killed hum mauke pe chuka marenge ......


Zimbabwe beats Pakistan #PakVsZimpic.twitter.com/ihtiXBqpmd

Zimbabwe Pakistan ko masalte hue #PakVsZimpic.twitter.com/ihtiXBqpmd


@YearOfRat Do you have some sweet? laugh out loud. better brother, now i am able to walk

@YearOfRat Meetha hai kya? LOL.
Better brother, chal paa raha hu :)


@DefucktiveHumor @TimesNow is owned by whom

@DefucktiveHumor @TimesNow kiska kutta hai


@MeetUunngLee all of them are just joking, those girls have a good sense of humor

@MeetUunngLee sab mazaak kar rahe hai bhai, sense of humor kaafi achha hai un ladkiyon ka


anybody in the #dmv want to buy a pair of anthony hamilton tickets for tomorrow's show at constitution hall . ? please contact me for details .

anybody in the #dmv want to buy a pair of anthony hamilton tickets ?  dm me for details .  the show is tomorrow at constitution hall .


.@Shakti_Shetty hey he speaks!! tobu speaks !pic.twitter.com/fuKNBTFUVs

.@Shakti_Shetty Arre Ye toh bolta hai!! TOBU BOLTAAY!pic.twitter.com/fuKNBTFUVs


@MohitParmarr brother that thing thing has been done


@Insane_chorri Kohinoor was ours, kohinoor is ours, kohinoor will be ours. #BYE

@Insane_chorri Kohinoor hamara tha, kohinoor hamara hai, kohinoor hamara rahega. #BYE


retweet @GIRISHlht1978 : @aaprohit @ArvindKejriwal sir now prime minister is collecting taxes for his use. all the taxes you raised from that mla ki s

RT @GIRISHlht1978 : @aaprohit @ArvindKejriwal kejaru bhai ! pm aahab wo paisa apne liye mang rahe hai ? aapne jo taxes badhaye usase to mla ki s


i have been fooled many times life, now i ate apple after cleaning it

Zindagi mein bahot dhoke khaye hai, abhi abhi ek apple bhi dho ke khaya hain.


government just says things but in real it does not does the work


@tweeting_pal not sure how, people are jealous of girls

@tweeting_pal not sure how, logo ko ladkiyo se jalan hoti hai


@Being_Humor haha! Lage reh badhiya hai!!


retweet @sureshnakhua : Dear @indiatoday kohli has insulted you for your story

RT @sureshnakhua : Dear @indiatoday Kohli ne to tumhari story ki Indrani-Sheena kar di


retweet @ZoomTV : after bajirao success ranveer singh now charges as much as shah rukh khan for performances https://t.co/itB7VhUJRs

RT @ZoomTV : Post Bajirao success Ranveer Singh now charges as much as Shah Rukh Khan for performances https://t.co/itB7VhUJRs


omg hahahahahaha .  .  .  lolz  .  .  guddu ab kam se kam 3 mins baad hi ayega garbage bin


sir @narendramodi, if you are done should we start the work?

Sir @narendramodi, ho gaya to ab kaam pe lag jayen ?


after the mid tennessee vs . western kentucky game ,  i have heard they are going to play the 2nd annual ogalla ,  nebraska snail chuckin' pageant .

after the mid tennessee vs .  western kentucky game ,  i hear they're gonna play the 2nd annual ogalla ,  nebraska snail chuckin' pageant .


@FotuWali this work is not done by himesh, stop doing this.

@FotuWali yaar ye Himesh nahi hai, stop doing this.


from il will daily watch english news on and english channels  tv

ab se daily watch english news on tv  .  . and english channels  .  .


in this amount of money we can get Patek Phillippe https://twitter.com/ajayacharya/status/894517314325958656Â â€¦

Itne paiso me ek Patek Phillippe to aa hi jata https://twitter.com/ajayacharya/status/894517314325958656Â â€¦


@aanchalator for five years there is some trouble everyday


i cried after watching this movie, this is very good movie

Movie dekh ke..aansu aagya yar..Very good movie


@integrated_me should say yes for marriege to girl

@Integrated_me pehle ladki shaadi ke liye haan to bole


wow! your voice is as sweet as the rate rate charged for it

Wah! Jitni sundar geet ke bhao hain utnihi sundar aur sureeli aawaz hai .


ok @MeetUunngLee brother you do the work


@TheRahulMahajan if you want to reach very early . a rocket is lying besides you

@TheRahulMahajan Mumbai jaane ki jaldi hai.. Rocket peeche hai


@iamsourav007 if you did not saw.you will see


oh my lord when i would be enough fortunate and will get a chance to meet bhai jan

Pata ni kabhi meri b kismat mehrbaan hogi or me b bhai jaan se mil paunga..Ae khuda. Raham..:-) <3


i do not understand who is making fool of summer offer #Jio #AprilFool

Kuch samajh nhi aa rha ye Summer offer Lagta Hai kauno firki le rha hai #Jio #AprilFool


7th scene in the sequence is the happiest moment of everyone's life . i gives happieness like you are more fortunate than god,it gives such experience

7th scene in the sequence is the happiest moment of everyone's life .  .  itni khushi milti thi jaise bhagwaan se bhi badhkar koi hai .  .  yeh ehsaas dilata tha


@chyprashant  do not listen to those who say #CrackerNACrackKAR

@chyprashant #CrackerNACrackKAR bolne wale ki baat mat sun


@Rohini_Sharma brother @Vyomnaut is asking for you

@Rohini_Sharma Bhai @Vyomnaut tere ko memsaab bhai bol rahi hai


ok leave other else things you swear in name of 'Ice Girl' please #SupportIceHockeypic.twitter.com/dl1OhEwqcP

Achcha baki sab chhodo .. Tumhe 'Ice Girl' ki kasam.. Pls #SupportIceHockeypic.twitter.com/dl1OhEwqcP


she does not come even if she is in front of me

aati nahi aati nahi saamne hai par magar... Aat nahi!


Bhaijaan aapka driving licence bam gaya ya nahi?????


@someUSER would you like to watch movies for full day on thursday? so far tarzan and the notebook is on the list xd

@someUSER would you be up for full day of movies at mine on thursday ?  :p so far tarzan and the notebook is on the list xd


@ek_samosa_dena after eating it he would not like ddi much

@ek_samosa_dena usko ddi bhi chhi lagegi =D


from today night 12 onwards all 100 rupees notes would be illegalhttps://twitter.com/manakgupta/status/814345166748258304Â â€¦

Mitron aaj raat 12 baje se 100 ke note illegal ho jaenge..https://twitter.com/manakgupta/status/814345166748258304Â â€¦


retweet @cricBC : hindi commentary ball is coming after waiting for, ball is trapped somewhere . we need to wait for ball . is the indian train ball

RT @cricBC : Hindi commentary . Ball ruk ke aa raha hai . Ball phans raha hai . Ball ke liye intezaar karna hoga . Ball na ho gayi Indian train Ã¢â‚¬Â¦


from the time videos of Dhinchak Pooja have become popular :'(

Jab se Dhinchak Pooja ke videos hit huwe hai :'(


without physical violence pakistan does not listen any words

Pakistan is 'Laato ke bhoot', baato se nahi maante.


#tech apple ceo apologizes for error-ridden new map app - apple ceo tim cook apologized friday for the company&amp


#ModiWeakestPMever after seeing this troll yoday #ManMohanSinghwould be very happy But #PakistanArmy need not to be that much happy #Wait & Watch

#ModiWeakestPMever ye troll dekh k aaj #ManMohanSingh bahut khush honge ... But #PakistanArmy ko itna khus hone ki jaroorat nehi 0 #Wait & Watch


@aniket51082 all the poeple are involved :)


faisal why do not you make series on guddu's animation like chotta bheem

faisal bhai aap bhi guddu ki animation series kyun nahi banate ,  like chotta bheem .


namaskar modiji i am upgzb please pass bhumi adigrahan bill

modi ji namaskar . i am from upgzb . bhumi adigrahan bill ko clear kro .


@runjhunmehrotra can young girl and voy be friends ??

@runjhunmehrotra ek jawaan ladka aur ladki dost ho sakte hai ya nahi ??


de villers you have so many, for them you please get out #IndvsSA #CWC15

De Villiers ... U hav so . many Indian fans ... Unke liye plz jaldi out ho jao #IndvsSA #CWC15


very fine sweep! but the vat did not touched ball!


akila dananjaya to bhuvneshwar kumar we just became baller then you became batsman  #IndvsSL #INDvSL #Dhoni #Bhuvi

Akila Dananjaya To Bhuvneshwar Kumar : Hum Zara Bowler Kya Hue " Aap To Batsman ho Gaye #IndvsSL #INDvSL #Dhoni #Bhuvi


even after getting seperated from you still resides some where in me, why bitch

Judaa hoke  bhi tu mujhe mein kahin baaki hai.
Why bitch?


@rahulroushan @GappistanRadio you stand in some another queue

@rahulroushan @GappistanRadio Aap log alag line main khade ho jao


@DeepikaBhardwaj Bhopal is also ready to welcoming you

@DeepikaBhardwaj Bhopal bhi aapka swagat karta hai


bhumrah's ball is not spinning #Iamsorry

Bhumrah ka gend nahi ghum raha #Iamsorry


gaiyya was made in india roasted cow is being eaten in Pakistan https://twitter.com/RamaNewDelhi/status/853165522199826433Â â€¦

Gaiyya Bharat me hi banna

Pak me khate hai gaay bhunna https://twitter.com/RamaNewDelhi/status/853165522199826433Â â€¦


retweet @MichaelVaughan : my word 17 yrs old sarfaraz khan you have incredible talent #RCBvRR #IPL2015

RT @MichaelVaughan : My word .... 17 yrs old .... Sarfaraz Khan ... Incredible talent .... #RCBvRR #IPL2015


when i first time brought jacket from house in mumbai they made a lot of fun of me. naw it is 8-9

haha jab pehli bar ghar se bombay jacket leke aaya tha tab bahot majak udaya gaya tha mera. Yaha abhi 8-9 hai.


@lahirip i love both of you @Being_Humor

@lahirip tum dono se pyaar hai mujhe @Being_Humor


a http/URL i love you mummy !  thank you garbage bin

ahttp/URL i love u mummy !  !  !  thank u garbage bin


i listened he said he does not like it, am i right

ye bola na ki achha nahi lagega, aise hi suna maine kuch!


#Israel is an illegal existance in the world #india with #Palestinian

#Israel duniya me ek najayez wajood hai 0 #india with #Palestinian


that means we willll know on thursday morning if @someUSER won for her 'safe and sound' duet with @someUSER

that means we'll know thursday morning if @someUSER won for her 'safe and sound' duet with @someUSER


where is the poster of contra which was lying besides the bed

bed ke pichhe se contra ka poster kahan gaya ?  ?


you cried in a very fantastic way even for some seconds i was having tears

shaan : kyaa khubb roya hai bhai .  .  .  ek second k liye meri aankhein bhi num hui thee :p


@zoomphatak the blacks girls should not be in insulted in this manner, we agree they are rascals but then also this should not be done

@zoomphatak tch tch tch aise kaaliyon ka insult nahi karte, maana bade kameene hote hai magar phir bhi.


in 20 rupees we used to get game of 5 , in 10 rs we get manja in 3 rs we get pattie and for 2 rs we used to marbles in 20 rupees we get things for whole day

20 rs me 5 ka game ,  10 ka manja 3 ki pattie aur 2 ka banta aa jata tha .  poora din ban jaata tha jis din 20 rs mil jaate the :)


@AapYogendra ar eyou brother of byomkesh bakshi who got seperated at some time ??

@AapYogendra Aap Byomkesh Bakshi ke bichde hue bhai ho kya ??


for tweeting this brother has made a new account  https://twitter.com/girly99_/status/854746568267845632Â â€¦

Ye tweet karne ke liye bhaijaan ne naya account banaya hai.  https://twitter.com/girly99_/status/854746568267845632Â â€¦


@PriyancaBajaj now this company will have shareholders #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

@PriyancaBajaj Abki hona hai inka bantadhaar
#BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


pakistan where is your team player ajmal and where is yor player Rahul

pakistan : where is ajmal ? india : #WhereIsRahul


leave the matter, something happens like this


@MeetUunngLee for i can give life, attention is a very smal thing

@MeetUunngLee tere liye jaan haazir hai, attention kya cheez hai


always stay happy, do hard work and outshine, this is a good habbit

khush raho aur hirey ki tarah chamkte raho...yeh theek hai :)


try doing it you will feel good #blooddonation #bloodforlife Ã¢â‚¬â€ donate blood at Gautam Buddha University https://t.co/0TAjFLHGN2

Kar k dekho accha lagta hai #blooddonation #bloodforlife Ã¢â‚¬â€ donating blood at Gautam Buddha University https://t.co/0TAjFLHGN2


@sanjaykapur59 we are not discussing anything about piles

.@sanjaykapur59 bhai piles ki baat nahi ho rahi hai.


@neha_ipn sister there was my friend's marriege


@Insommiac_Abhi congralutiions today my marriege has got fixed

@Insomniac_Abhi badhaai ho humara rishta ho gaya aaj


kacchua sir gave a very hard problem in the last pic. it is as difficult as getting l power in contra

ye kaisa problem diya hai kacchua sir ne last pic mein .  .  .   ?  its difficult than getting l power in contra


@tweetingsourav beer does not only goes into the stomach it even goes into your heart

@tweetingsourav beer pet me nahi dil me jaati hai


i think that shaan should do guddu's homework,he always stays at giuddu's house

merey khayal se shaan ko guddu ka homework karna chahiyey ,  vo sara din guddu ke ghar pada rehta hey .  .  .  .  khiiiiii khiiiii khiiiii


@rushingquark said takka is a better option, we would not have to go to jail.

@rushingquark say takka sahi bhai, jail nahi jaana padega


this diwali we will note use firecrackers, this year goverment has banned old notes and passed GST #Diwali2017#Notebandi#HappyDiwali

Guys Iss diwali fatake na jalaye... Gov ne pehle se hi hamare paise jala die hai #GST #Diwali2017 #Notebandi #HappyDiwali


in a plane on the way to bombay after a few years  !  i'm gonna be walking around aimlessly sometime in the next couple of days


the girl wins  congrulations ttps://twitter.com/yuvipajji9/status/705233604486385664Â â€¦

Chakke chhuda diye laundiya ne.  Mubarakahttps://twitter.com/yuvipajji9/status/705233604486385664Â â€¦


@zoomphatak all the people are in benighted


brother ypu may copy nut slightly modify it. this thing all indian children learn in school @HathwalaThakur @CatWomaniya

bhai copy karo par thoda modify karlo.. aisa India ka har bachcha school me seekh jata hai @HathwalaThakur @CatWomaniya


i used to pick whole of the chalkbox and gave only two chalks from the box to the teacher

main to pura dabba uthata tha staff room se ,  aur 2 chalk teacher ko deta tha ,  baaki apni jeb me .  .  .  :p


those who made you, you should praise them #Biyatch

Jisne tumhe banaya. Taarif karu kya uski?
#Biyatch


my question to @republic Arnab Jo apni Maa " Bahan n Beti ko #TripleTalaq se Mukt nahi kiye woh Vande Mataram Gayenge ?

My question to @republic Arnab Jo apni Maa " Bahan n Beti ko #TripleTalaq se Mukt nahi kiye woh Vande Mataram Gayenge ?


retwweet @imRo45_ : meanwhile that border force : pakistan : how is your life going ? india : virat kohli is in foam pakistan and the dog : * SilentÃ¢â‚¬Â¦

RT @imRo45_ : Meanwhile that Border force : PAK : Aur Janaab kya chal raha hai ? IND : Virat Kohli chal raha hai . PAK and the dog : * SilentÃ¢â‚¬Â¦


first comment was mine guddu you should always tell us whose comment was first

abe first comment to mera tha .  .  . guddu bhai tum hi har baar bata diya karo kiska first tha :(


@MohitParmarr @jatinderdhir brother is a gap of 2 years

@MohitParmarr @jatinderdhir bhai 2 years ka gap hai


i curse you that you will remain single forever

main tujhe shraap deta hu, tu hamesha single rahega.


tu, tu hai wahi.. dil ne jise..apna kaha..


this is a shy chinese pic.twitter.com/SMjoWDYQGC

Ye raha sharmata huwa chinipic.twitter.com/SMjoWDYQGC


language barriers . any person of the above mentioned group who can speak hindi passably well will have a very diverse friend circle at iitb .

Language barriers . Any species of the above mentioned group who can speak hindi passably well will have a very diverse friend circle @ iitb .


if you work hard with full concentration then you can do anything *then he can reach to guptills house*

"Agar dil se uchhaalo to patthar se asman mein surakh ho sakta hai".
*phir to Guptill ke ghar tak bhi pahunch sakta hai*


@floydimus how i would explain him in so much detail

@floydimus itna detail main kaise samjhaya usko


this cannot happen they can not talk related to students result

hahahahhaha aisa bhi nai hota yaar .  .  . students k result se related baatein b krte hai


@someUSER @someUSER preview of the nfc championship game sunday ?  !  i am feeling an offensive shootout hahaha #vikes #cards #gameoftheweek

@someUSER @someUSER preview of the nfc championship game sunday ?  !  i'm feelin' an offensive shootout hahaha #vikes #cards #gameoftheweek


@Atheist_Krishna even this would work for me pic.twitter.com/poo3gZvD0Z

@Atheist_Krishna mujhe to ye bhi chalegipic.twitter.com/poo3gZvD0Z


@indiantweeter but what is expected from public, should be known by a good prime minister?

@indiantweeter magar janta kya chahti hai ye ek achhe PM ko pata hona chahiye, nahi?


shikhar dhawan save some runs to score for worldcup

Shikhar Dhawan.. World Cup ke liye kuch bacha le bhai..


rohit sharma you got out before guddu sat here

rohit sharma to guddu k first time baithne se pehle hi out ho gaya tha .  .


bollywood's greatest star #Salman_khan is coming in movie to make it extra ordianary #Bajrangi_Bhaijaan

Bollwood ki aaan baan saan dekho aagaya #Salman_khan movie me karenge Dhamaal kyo ki ye hai #Bajrangi_Bhaijaan


Yo Yo Honey Singh: high high high high high high  in the air.. tu apne manifesto ki chinta kar .  .  .

Yo Yo Honey Singh: Upar upar upar upar upar upar in the air..

Ashok Dinda: ok


which nation developed by closing there banks. if they wanted to close the bank then why they opened it

Banks band karke kaun se desh ka vikaas hua hai.. Band hi rakhne the to khole kyu the..


@abhisar_sharma : patrakar mahoday concentrate on hyedrabad there you can get a lot of trp

@abhisar_sharma : CHIRKUT Patrakar Mahoday ... HYD par Hi dhyan Lagao .., wahan TRP nikalti hai .


@MeetUunngLee sab fida hai tujh par, ruk search kar ke batata hu


@PoojaMissra good days of bihar have begin #GoodByeNitishKumar

@PoojaMissra Bihar ke achche din begins #GoodByeNitishKumar


brother i have become very happy see if father does not get  heartattack after seeing this#SurgicalStrikes #SurgicalStrikesHISTORYTV 18

Bhai Dil khush ho raha h .... Dekh Lena kahi Abba ko attack na aa jaye video dekh k #SurgicalStrikes #SurgicalStrikesHISTORYTV 18


@huh_watnow do not hug much to other boys, then they would fight among themselves @toastingtoaster

@huh_watnow zyada doosre ladko ko hug mat baanto.. Maar kaat ho jaegi @toastingtoaster


retweet @Manu_Moyal : @FarhanKVirk you do one thing, just play with plastic ball.

RT @Manu_Moyal : @FarhanKVirk ek kaam kr .. beta ... plastic ball se khel ..


@Jugal425 do not listen to those who speak #CrackerNACrackKAR

@Jugal425 #CrackerNACrackKAR bolne wale ki baat mat sun


this #BharatBand is not against #GST but #development ke khilaf hai @narendramodi @TajinderBagga @AmitShah @sureshpprabhu @anjanaomkashyap

Yeh #BharatBand #GST ke khilaf nahi balki #development ke khilaf hai @narendramodi @TajinderBagga @AmitShah @sureshpprabhu @anjanaomkashyap


@Clawalpha @the_master_gogo @nandu_maharaj @officialsukhbir get some good quality ice it will give better relief to your face #SummerInTheCity

@Clawalpha @the_master_gogo @nandu_maharaj @officialsukhbir acha ice hi mangwa le it will give ya relief on ur face #SummerInTheCity


@PagluPiggu aaj Gujrat ke naam ka hila raha hai kya


@fateeema__ to  you should have told some other story at home. wel told you our plan.

@fateeema__ to koi kahani daalni chahiye thi na tmhay ghr pe :p humne to bataya tha hamara plan :D


@nickhunterrwhy are you cheating others by keeping profile pic of girl

ye ladkiyon wali DP lagakar logon ko thug kyu raha hai? Hadh hai. =D @nickhunterr


@Atheist_Krishna came after getting defeated

@Atheist_Krishna aa gaya muh kaala karwa ke


@Champ_Nikk nahi. is more bad person than her

@Champ_Nikk nahi.. Usse bhi giri huee hai


from tomorrow onwards we will definately stop brushing teeth and bathing

Absolutely, Kal se daant ghasna aur nahana bandh!


by watching mobile phone a lot, i am not fortunate to see TV

tv naseeb m nhi h .  .  .  .  mobile se chipke h


i and get locked inside a room and it's locks key gets lost brother if the door is locked from inside then what is the requiremet of key?

Hum Tum ek kamre mein bandh ho aur chaabi kho jaaye.

Bhai, kamra andar se bandh hoga toh chaabi ki kya zaroorat? Kya lena dena?


Sir @pritishnandy you are buying ticket of aap from where?

Sir @pritishnandy AAP ka ticket kahan se le rahe hain?


@Nomadic_Soul_ yes i like someone else @HathwalaThakur @clued_up_chic @Atheist_Krishna

@Nomadic_Soul_ HAAN MUJHE KOI AUR PASAND HAI @HathwalaThakur @clued_up_chic @Atheist_Krishna


@MeetUunngLee @Dishasatra she is jealous of our love

@MeetUunngLee @Dishasatra ye jalti hai hamare pyar se.


@Connoisier nowaddays you are giving me big headlines @ArvindKejriwal

@Connoisier ek to tum aajkal badi khabar rakhne lagi ho..  @ArvindKejriwal


in breakfast i ate pork ribs https://twitter.com/bholapanchee/status/885711191212830721 â€¦

Nashte mein janaab pork ribs khaaye hai aisa maloom hota hai.https://twitter.com/bholapanchee/status/885711191212830721Â â€¦


today i will watch vedios of mia khalifa

Aaj Mia Khalifa ka tape chalane wale hai.


@raonabeel I have utmost respect for imran khan . But not for Shahid Afridi . and even ali zafar said that whole Pakistan is fed up of Afridi .

@raonabeel I hv utmost respect 4 Imran Khan . But not for Shahid Afridi . & even Ali Zafar said that whole Pakistan is fed up of Afridi .


an you thought that you have seen everything in the world :) https://twitter.com/PawanDurani/status/765529231237451776Â â€¦

aur aapko lagta tha aapne duniya me sab kuch dekh liya :) https://twitter.com/PawanDurani/status/765529231237451776Â â€¦


well played sindhu"are girls are lagging much behind than boys in work" indian badminton future is very bright

Well played Sindhu " hamari chhori chhoro se kam hai ka 0 Indian badminton ka future kafi achha najar aa rahi hai #PVSindhu #Sindhu #Okuhara


@DOCTORATLARGE bhai be careful #trump is above and below

@DOCTORATLARGE bhai sambhal ke upar bhi #trump hai neeche bhi !


@Gurmeetramrahim #FansStillEnjoyingMSG2 my father is the greatest

@Gurmeetramrahim #FansStillEnjoyingMSG2 mere papa sebse great hai me papaji ..... ye ........


whatever be the issue, anyone's fault, incompetence of anyone, the devotees on twitter will always be slapping the media.

Issue kuch bhi ho, galti kisi ki bhi ho, incompetence kisi ka bhi, twitter par bhakt media ko hi chappal maarte milenge


hail paterno ,former penn state assistant football coach and son of joe paterno ,said sunday night that he was at an event when a ...

jay paterno ,former penn state assistant football coach and son of joe paterno ,said sunday night that he was at an event when a ...


also local vegetable vendor has fresh spinach


@ abhijitsinger yes brother, you will get bone. you should also have tagged arbaaz and sohail

@abhijeetsinger han bhai mil jayegi haddi. Arbaaz aur Sohail ko bhi tag kar deta


mortal combat game had a sticker with insect like charecters ...

mortal combat game ke sticker lgi casstte me chote chote keede jaise rengne wale character hote the ...


guddu got trapped in pamela’s snake loop. you won’t be able to do it anymore

guddu ,pamela k naag paash meh jakda gaya hai ...... beta ab tumse na ho payega ;)


@its_ayeshaa @MaskedSRKFan @Sadiatistic I am tweeting on tweeter

@its_ayeshaa @MaskedSRKFan @Sadiatistic mein toh twitter pe hi tweet raha hun


@BloodyKamina brother, you could have paid some attention to miss babita

@BloodyKamina bhai Babita ji pe dhyaan de le


seeing their tweets, it feels like I had to take admission in #jnu.

inke tweet dekhke man krta hai sala #jnu me he admission lena tha yar.


as usual. . . used half a brick for a wide ball. . .

as usual ... wide ball k lie adha eint use kiya hi ...


The great #Modi and #ArunJaitely's #Demonetisation and #GST has developed the nation... this will do the same..

The great #Modi and #ArunJaitely ke #Demonetisation aur #GST ki wajah se hone wali desh ki tarakki... Isse Zaroor...


bhai this is a request to you… once give me a chance to dance in some of your dance functions then… the the biggest dream of life would come true.

Bhai jaan apse ek request tha.... ek baar apki koi dance functions me dance karne ka moka dete toh.... ye jindegi ki sabse bada dream pura ho jata


“congratulations, you became an uncle. the happiness has doubled. i have a daughter now”

 most beautiful line I have heard this year.

"Mubarak ho tu chacha ban gaya. Bhai khushi double ho gayi, bitiya hui hai"

 Most beautiful line I have heard this year.


Like every year. . . Again, the star family. .

har saal ki bhaanti...fir se,star parivar..:-d


the people who were causing a havoc because of # Trump's ban on 7 muslim countries are now roaming around on #KuwaitBuns, this is very unfair

#trump ke 7 muslim desho par ban se jo log halla kar rahe the wo ab #kuwaitbans par munh chhipaye ghum rahe hai 0 bahut nainsafi hai ... : p


strong relations and strong tea take a lot of time to be made #Gudmrng_family I am missing something

Mazboot Rishte Aur Kadak Chaai Dheere Dheere Bante Hai #Gudmrng_family â€” feeling missing


from work .. nowadays we don't get time after going home

from work.. Aajkal ghar jaane k baad time nahi milta


@huh_watnow have you started drinking liquor? You should have at least had a look at the moon

@huh_watnow daru peena chalu? Chand to dekh leti pehle


@TangledDokhtar I am not able to think anything in this weather

@TangledDokhtar Aise weather mein aur kuch soojh nahi raha


Competition mirror is misspelled in hindi

pratiogita darpan ki spelling galat hai - hindi me :p


@Madan_Chikna an ugly child turns to an ugly adult, nothing else

@Madan_Chikna chotta badshakal bada hokar bada badshakal ban jaata hai, air kuch nahi


now #RahulGandhi will tell what #GST is. first start going to gents toilet. #RahulBotAttack #rahulkigandisoch #gst #GabbarSinghTax

Ab #RahulGandhi batayenge ki #GST kya hai. Phle gents toilet mei jao. #RahulBotAttack #rahulkigandisoch #gst #GabbarSinghTax


did ambani have a weight loss or did he win paramvir chakra .... everyone is having pic with him .... https://t.co/lGHS2yN8Ik

Ambani ne weight loss liya hai ya Won paramvir chakra .... Every1 is having pic with him .... https://t.co/lGHS2yN8Ik


RT @AamirMeriJaan : @Jammy_PK @JahanurAamir @yganesh0208 @mana_apple there are many names here of people who abuse ... not talking about girls .

RT @AamirMeriJaan : @Jammy_PK @JahanurAamir @yganesh0208 @mana_apple wahan bahut logon ke naam hain Jo abuse karte ... not talking abt girls .


“all this body knows is mere hunger..." - Bipasha Basu
 "all this body knows is book" -
 Bibliophile

"Ye jism jaanta hai toh sirf bhook..." - Bipasha Basu
 "Ye jism jaanta hai toh sirf book" -
 Bibliophile


RT @kchowdhury9 : #boycottraees do not leave like this ... Eid 2016 #raees

RT @kchowdhury9 : #boycottraees ayse chorna nehi ... Eid 2016 #raees


All these unwanted people always come in all match !!!!!!!!

ye unwanted log har mactch me jaroor tapkte h !!!!!!!!


@dan1shmemon yes. In my location as well


Sir @arvindkejriwal even if you worry about Delhi only 10% of how much you worry about gujarat, then you will not have to spend your money.

Sir @arvindkejriwal jitni fikar Gujarat ki karte ho uska 10% bhi dilli ki karo to aap ka ad pe kharcha nahi karna padega.


#GuessTheSong
how do i express what i feel when you are not around?

#GuessTheSong
 Tujh bin dil ka aalam kaisa hai, tujhse bhala ye kaise kahu?


@KyaUkhaadLega laughing out loud! Lies have two meanings here, Virat Kohli suits the second meaning!

@KyaUkhaadLega lol! lies ke do matlab hote hai yahan par, doosre wale matlab ko Virat Kohli shobha deta hai!


@hitennarendra brother stop it after two shots

Bas karo @hitennarendra Bas karo do peg bhaiya


Where have you been brother for so many days. . . World Cup is going on and you are so quite

kaha gaya ho bhai itne dino se...world cup chal raha hai aur app shant ho


@iamsharmi7 madam what did he do @umar96akmal

@iamsharmi7 madam issne kya kia :p @umar96akmal


Just ask Salman how many #Roza did he follow


@sambha_bhilane @GabbbarSingh we are the audience. the players will play in the playground.

@sambha_bhilane @GabbbarSingh Hum toh darshak hain. Kreedasthal main toh khilade utrenge.


#IndVsPak India win the toss and bat first , common India show them, come out victorious , #CWC2015 , #WewantCWC2015 .

#IndVsPak India win the toss and bat first , common india dika do , india ko jita do , #CWC2015 , #WewantCWC2015 .


@HaddHaiYaar who has so much time!@sagarcasm

@HaddHaiYaar kis ke pas itna time hota hai bhai!@sagarcasm


shambhulaal will come out of every house is the slogan of Virat Hindus " So sir i think this is what Hinduism is ? Raping ones sister ? Killing innocent human ? TRUE sanathan dharma sir ?

Harr ghar se Shambhulaal niklega is the slogan of Virat Hindus " So sir i think this is what Hinduism is ? Raping ones sister ? Killing innocent human ? TRUE sanathan dharma sir ?


@gautamverma23 if i asked such a question, people are saying Google it. laughing out loud

@gautamverma23 aisa puchha to log bol rahe hai google kar le. lol :/


You said that I will get happiness if I help others but my sorrows increased by helping others, what do I do brother.?????? Please reply brother

madat karo khusi milega app ne bolatha but madat karene se dukhu badha jata he kay karu bhai.???????? plz reply bhai


@eqrab @HajraAbbottaba @AnjumIqbalPTI i need to work in office full day so do not distract me with your smile

@eqrab @HajraAbbottaba @AnjumIqbalPTI Array yar hans kar dil na jalao abhi sara din office main bhi kaam karna hay


man, look at this foolish man !https://twitter.com/rameshsrivats/status/633287907487318016 …

Yaar kya khata hai ye aadmi !https://twitter.com/rameshsrivats/status/633287907487318016 …


@RoflGandhi_Androoni you said a bad thing.

@RoflGandhi_Androoni khabar tey diye bhai


once i got caught stealing chalk from staff room ...

main pakda gya tha ek baar chalk lete hue staff room se ...


The heart does not have a mind .. and if you love with your mind then it is not love ... do you agree??

Dil ke pass dimag nahi hota .. orjo dimag se ho who pyar nahi hota ... Agree ??


even if they had gotten out, they would have made another asscuse

cz wo up d ordr ata n out hota tb ye log khte k ab semis m chang krne k kya zrurt thi ctin ordr ko !!!


@BeSharmaji i bought bike for this reason


@ROFL_India even if she goes away for 2 only days .. it will be fun

@ROFL_India 2 din k liye hi chali jaaye.. usi me maza aa jaega


i have an audit tommorrow #ScareMeIn3Words


if you want to shout, shout the name of India, because even chickens cluck!!!!!!! #OLDISGOLD #INDVSPAK

CHILLANA HAI TO INDIA INDIA CHILLAOOOOO. PAK PAK TO MURGIYAN BHI KARTI HAIN!!!!!!!! #OLDISGOLD #INDVSPAK


@Cowtuk has gone viral, and it seems like he has became arrogant

@Cowtuk Viral hua hai, bukhaar sar par chadh gaya hai


brother marlon samuels, you dont even want to play in ipl. then also?

Bhai Marlon Samuels, tujhe to IPL me khelna bhi nahi. Fir bhi ?


@Just_Screams karunanidhi is atheist as far as i know

@Just_Screams Karunanidhi is atheist afaik


in todays time you can not even reply to girls, they would instantly quote you.

Aaj kal ladkiyo ko kuch reply bhi nahi kar sakte, sidha quote kar deti hai.


@OfficeOfRG respected sir you could have used a better word then assault.

@OfficeOfRG Kya Sirjee Kya word use kiya Assault usse accha word use karate .


thats enough, we don't get many loose ball. now i will have to play innovative shots.

bas aise ich, loose ball kam hi milte hai. Abhi innovative shots khelne padte hai.


@TheLastPeg my friend, how will you take a dump?


@Ra_Bies even if you die for them they would say, it would have been better if you allowed to keep a moushtash

@Ra_Bies LOL!inke liye jaan de do toh bolenge, isse achha mujhe moochein ugaane de dete


the result comes out on 11th march and #HOLI! is on 13th.


i have heard that your liquior was caught in uttam nagar, this news ruined my mood

miya suna h uttam nagar me aap ki daru pakdi gayi h ,mood kharab ho gaya be ,,,,


mahaprasaad on occasion of mahashivratri by anaaval shukaleshwar mahadev trust . everybody welcome ! oldest self manifested shrine of god shankar !

MahaPrasaad On Occasion of MahaShivRatri by Anaaval Shukaleshwar Mahadev Trust . EveryBody WelCome ! Oldest SwayamBhu Ling of Bhagwaan Shankar !


.@aliaa08 she falls means she will fall. if she will fall she will get hurt, she will not fly. if she will study she will fly, miss intelligent.

.@aliaa08 wo padegi matlab wo giregi hota hai. Padegi to chot lag jayegi ud nahi payegi. Padhegi to udegi miss hoshiyar.


@ChouhanShivraj you just make tall talks ... you can not even provide us with a light and you are talking about farmer relief #MakeInIndia

@ChouhanShivraj ji se bas baatein karwlo ... ek light toh theek se de nahi pa rahe h baatein krtey h kissano ko rahat deni ki #MakeInIndia


@someUSER bin- kejariwalji ke free wifi ka wait kar rahe the kya itne dino se ......


@KyaUkhaadLega print 'aam aadmi party' on your tyre.. it will get inflated in 1-2 weeks @AndColorPockeT

@KyaUkhaadLega bhai tyre pe 'Aam Aadmi Party' likh de.. 1-2 hafte me apne aap usme hawa bhar jaegi @AndColorPockeT


the good old days are gone, now it is time for great sorrow

Sukh bhare din beete re bhaiya, Babadook aayo re


when cut no blood. when cut no blood. my father was using a converter.

kato to khoon nahi .when cut no blood .convent me dala tha papa ne bhai .


RT @bscamishra : .. like the people of delhi took it .. why are you saying now #KejriwalSaySorry .. https://t.co/LTwRdL77zf

RT @bscamishra : .. Jaise Delhi waalon ne liya tha .. Ab kyon kahte ho #KejriwalSaySorry .. https://t.co/LTwRdL77zf


be proud #SurgicalStrike #TradebanPak spread this word. kashmiryuva join #BharatiyaSeNa

" bt ab proud sina tokh k #SurgicalStrike #TradebanPak a nara uthrahai . KASHMIRYUVA JOIN #BharatiyaSeNa


i love you a lot, i love u my dear brother

ami tomake khub valobasi, i love u bhai jan


right now money is leaving riding on the lotus, it is not coming, it is leaving #GST #JoblessGrowth #DeMonetisation

Abhi to Laxmi kamal ke phool par baith kar jaa rahi "hai' aa nahi rahi. #GST #JoblessGrowth #DeMonetisation


@oxymoronic_me no matter if the gold is real or not, don't worry you still got me

@oxymoronic_me Sona nahi na sahi, fikar kya hai main hu na tere liye


please, we have better things to do then making girls smile.

Please, aur kuch kaam dhandha nahi hai, ladki ko smile karao


my uncle has gone senile, he has gotten very old.

Satiya gaye hai Uncle yaar, umar hogayi hai.


RT @UmeSalmaa : team india to bjp " even we did not loss this bad " #AAPSweep #DelhiDecides

RT @UmeSalmaa : Team India to BJP " Itna bura toh hum bhi nahi haare " Err:508 #AAPSweep #DelhiDecides


don't you have any other job? tommorow is monday

koi aur kaam dhandha nhi hai?kal monday hai :p


this time, we will again have aap government . ... vote for aap

ab ki bar phir aap ki sarkar . ... vote for aap


the feeling of humanity has now woken up.

Bas insaniyat naam ki cheese ab jag gayi hai.


#Trump is threatening that usa is watching all who are not voting in our favour ....

#Trump dhamki de raha tha k USA dekta he kon kon hamare haq me nahi vote dega ....


@twinitisha you also are a political joke


brother he appears in grihshobha, laughing out loud @RoflGandhi_

bhai grihshobha me aata hai woh lol @RoflGandhi_


after the incident of gorakhpur, not the health minister but yogi adityanath should sign in his resignation letter

Gorakhpur me Jo hua Uske baad swastya mantri nahin, khud yogi adityanath ko istifa Dr dena Chahiye.


if addiction was addictive, the bottles would have danced


the people who wipe their hands on their shorts after eating, don't know the importance of tissue. #AakThoo

Khana kha kar chaddi par haath pochne wale kya jaane tissue ka matlab. #AakThoo


social justice' @someUSER @ 3 . 30 tomorrow (friday) #green #animalrights http/URL

perth listeners: nick is giving the talk 'food &amp


everyone on tl is thanking their mom's.. but father is the one who gives money to spend on leasures..

 #ThankYouPapa

Everyone on TL is thanking their Mom's.. Bhai aiyaashi karne ke paise to Papa hi dete hai na..

 #ThankYouPapa


i have complained but i am not getting help, please help me Mr Modi.

Please help Mr 0 Modi ( P 0 M ) aap ko ese ke meter me application bheja gaya tha ( speed post EJ 330955044 IN ) uspe koe karwae ni hua


brain gets sharper only by eating. because even dogs have bad experiences.

Akal badaam khane se hi aati hai. Thokar toh kutton ko bhi lagti hai.


@bizzarebhide i have read this long ago @scratchysingh

@bizzarebhide kab ka padha hua hai @scratchysingh


#Notebandi whatever money mom stole from dad had to be deposited in banks, now we are also getting interest on it  .. I support note ban

#Notebandi Maa ne jitne paise papa ki jeb katke bachaye " use bank me jama karana pada 0 Ab interest bhi mil raha hai .. I support note ban


this is the mumbai transmmiting station of aakashwani, and you are listening to somnath bharti

Ye aakashwani ka mumbai prasaran kendra hai, aur aap sun rahe hai somnath bharti.


okay sister.. we will #girlcott from tommorow

theek hai behen.. Kal se #girlcott karenge


we won in patriotism ....but how will we win from pollution??

Patriotism mein to jeet gaye hum log....ab ye pollution se kaise jeetenge??


the habits of childhood still exist in college life

bachpan ki ye aadatein college time mein bhi nhi gyi :d :d


@kitAnurag today i have taken a drink from home


this has gone overboard pic.twitter.com/40uzRGxP1R

Yeh thoda zyada ho gayapic.twitter.com/40uzRGxP1R


@ummeaiman07 the word " aapko " feels wired coming from you

@ummeaiman07 " aapko " word feels ajeeb " aapki " taraf say :p


yujraj and kohli are father of pakistan!!! #IndvsPak

YUVRAJ AND KOHLI. BAAP OF PAKISTAN!!! #IndvsPak


.@JhaSanjay life is good.. but Rahul sir where and when are you getting married?

.@JhaSanjay life to theek hai.. par Rahul ji wife kab aur kaha se laa rahe hai ?


we have grown up playing mario and contra.....seriously you made me remember good old days. love you garbage bin and tivu too guddu

mario n contra khel khel k bade hue.....seriously purane din yaad dila deta h .luv u garbage bin n tivu too guddu


@Amit_smiling there is not a perticular date for sly @galat_fehmi

@Amit_smiling Sly ki koi date nahi hoti @galat_fehmi


me and my cid team have arrested them all

un sabko maine or meri cid team ne hi ander dala ha :)


@twinitisha @_SandSurfer if there are 10-15 people in the selfie crop it to a ratio of 16:9, if there are one or two select ratio of 4:3. I can not explain it any better.

@twinitisha @_SandSurfer selfie me 10-15 log hai to 16:9 select karo, ek do log hai to 4:3 kar. ab isse jyada nahi samja sakta.


there has not been or will be a pm like this

Aisa PM naa hua hai aur naa hee hoga kabhi. .


a lot happened, but there will be problems if i told everything

bahot kuch, magar sab bata diya toh taqleef hojayegi


why are you getting so angry, try to undrstand the sarcasm

tu kyu gussa horaha hai bhai? Sarcasm samajh


@dranitasam you were also very entertaining sister-in-law thank you : *

@dranitasam maza to aapne bhi diya bhabhi ji thank you : *


Sari acchi ladkiya tv ke andar hi hoti hai.


@White_Crimes chalaaki se bharpoor aurat you be


stop it man, are you planning to make me cry? @ShaliniGoel11

bas kar bhai, rulayega kya? @ShaliniGoel11


@saakshi93 thank you Sakshi, please give me a lot of blessing

@saakshi93 thank you Sakshi, aashirwad aur RT barkarar rakhiye


@ArvindKejriwal AAP slogan should be you give me vote i will give you SMOG #DelhiChokes #SmogCapital

@ArvindKejriwal AAP slogan should be tum mujhe vote do main tumhe SMOG dunga #DelhiChokes #SmogCapital


@Atheist_Krishna a 1 year old kid is in jail.. what is happening under modi sir's government

@Atheist_Krishna 1 saal ka bachcha bhi jail me.. Ye Modi ji ke raaj me kya ho riya hai


please send me a few of your pictures in direct messages. i also have some doubts

tumhari 2-3 aur pics DM karo. Mujhe bhi doubts hai.


I will get time in morning @Shehla_Rashid will be busy in #JNU boys hostel with #CondomAds

Abhi kaha subah he time mileyga sheela @Shehla_Rashid ko ab abhi #JNU boys hostel mai #CondomAds k liye busy hogi


aunty will call police, and uncle will come to have a drink with us.
 #PartyYunHiChalegi

Aunty police bula legi, aur uncle daaru peene khud aajyenge.
 #PartyYunHiChalegi


new drama of #Trump, no pakistan citizen to get visa

Lo bhai " naya shosha #Trump ka " 5 saal ki #SocialMedia history may koi #Pakistani ko ab visa tho nahi millay gha


by continues video #Chatting he was able to achive his purpose

Din raat Vidio #Chatting karke bij Bo diya


there are many favours on me, dil ne kiya jo basar
 #GuessTheSong

 (Without hashtag not valid)

Bade hai ehsaan hum pe, dil ne kiya jo basar
 #GuessTheSong

 (Without hashtag not valid)


@WaggishDT today shirish will prepare the food @TheFarahKhan @ShirishKunder

@WaggishDT aaj khana Shirish banaenge @TheFarahKhan @ShirishKunder


brother i am a big fan of yours. i follow you and try to do good deed as you

Bhaijan i'm big fan of ur.bhaija m aapko follow krta hu or aapk jaise acha work krne ki kosis krta hu.


@someUSER hey sue .so excited to see you at wppi you tomorrow .we're coming to canada and would love to buy you a drink .@someUSER

@someUSER hey sue .so excited to see you at wppi u tomorrow .we're coming don canada and would love to buy you a drink .@someUSER


thank god that there is no #GST on love #ishq or else you would have been out of my reach #had

Sukr hai ki nahi laga #ishq par #GST "koi Varna to tu bhi meri #had se bahar ho jati.


@Alllahdin the story he is telling about the metro, there was a girl in there. he told me over a call. he has changed the story here @MeetUunngLee

@Alllahdin metro ki ye jo story bata raha hai na, woh ladki hi thi. Bola mujhe phone par isne. Yaha alag story chhaap raha hai @MeetUunngLee


she saw a chance and took it well done #PVSindhu

mauka dekh k chauka mar diya " well done #PVSindhu


RT @HajirJawab : because there is no new train annouced from delhi to dholakpur ( Chhota Bheem ) , Congress has declared #RailBudget2015 disappointed.

RT @HajirJawab : Delhi to Dholakpur ( Chhota Bheem ) new train announce na karne ki wajeh se , Congress ne #RailBudget2015 ko disappointed decl


i love u jaan mmmmuuuuuuaaaaaaahhhhh shona mera ....


they won't visit as they are busy in doing promotion. go to kapil's show on sunday and meet them personally

Nhi aayege woh busy promotion krne mein .sunday ko kapil ke show mein jao. Face to face


@BolshoyBooze it is really not working on vodafone @HaramiParindey

@BolshoyBooze abey vodafone pe nahi chal rah sahi me :( @HaramiParindey


@someUSER capello had poor english in his first press conference and used a translator , by 1st game he spoke fine. cost isn't an issue #trapout

@someUSER capello had poor english in his first press conference and used a translator , by 1st game he spoke fine .cost isnt' an issue #trapout


@melotus abhi i don't need a permission for than right now. Sigh.

@melotus abhi uske liye permission nahi chahiye mujhe. Sigh.


neha tyagi i used to do the same .. but maam wouldn't agree to it

neha tyagi me b aise he krta tha .. but maam manti nai thi


shout out to my boy @someUSER who fights tomorrow night on the las vegas #rfa card. he's put in the work so i don't need to wish him luck .

shout out to my boy @someUSER who fights tomorrow night on the las vegas #rfa card .he's put in the work so i don't need to wish him luck .


my lord everyone's one mistake can be forgiven pic.twitter.com/IFXsHrKdiY

Ek galti toh sabko maaf hai sarkaarpic.twitter.com/IFXsHrKdiY


@gautamverma23 @VodafoneIN Bother this has happened before

@gautamverma23 @VodafoneIN Bhai ye pehle ho chuka hai.


@Sanjoyjpr oh my god what did you do sir...honoured :)

@Sanjoyjpr ha ha ha...areey baap sir ye kya keh diya aapne...honoured :)


mr. khan i listened to your every word and even followed. Trust me.

Mr. KHAN maine aap ki sari baatein suni aur use follow bhi kiya. Trust me.


@divyaszaika sigh, this situation is also possible

@divyaszaika sigh, ye bhi angle ho sakta hai


if you get up you don't need pull the rest of the things out.

utho toh ukhaadna zaroori nahi hai. Uff.


everyone save yourselves! https://twitter.com/CatWomaniya/status/873693929656340480 …

Sab log apni jaan bacha lo bhai!https://twitter.com/CatWomaniya/status/873693929656340480 …


.@aloknath no sir. both of us know that these are fake products. otherwise why did sandhi sudha vanish?

.@aloknath nahi sir. main jaanta hun aur ye bhi ki aap bhi jaante ho ki ye fake products hain. varna sandhi sudha kyon gayab ho gaya?


english me baat karo otherwise fine lagega ..


launch it using a kingfisher botal .. it will go higher https://twitter.com/defencepk/status/786628886708809728 …

Abe Kingfisher ki botal me daal ke chalaiyo..zyada upar jaega https://twitter.com/defencepk/status/786628886708809728 …


@HaramiParindey i don't even get a single retweet

@HaramiParindey Mujhe to 1 bhi rt nahi milti


delay isn't good in the game of love, have a seat in the love train. i am already ready, you also get ready.
 Plz RT

Deri achhi nahi ishq me khel mein, baith jaatu meri pyar ki rail mein. Main shuru hogaya tu bhi ho ka shuru.
 Plz RT


RT @PerennialCold : @aashish81us @BhagwanUvach It happened within 500 meters of Akhiles pappu residence . UP-Bihar has become jungle rule

RT @PerennialCold : @aashish81us @BhagwanUvach It happened within 500 meters of Akhiles pappu residence . UP-Bihar has become jungle raaj


@Atheist_Krishna is it better then her? pic.twitter.com/N7Ki0uHOyk

@Atheist_Krishna Isse achchi hai kya ?pic.twitter.com/N7Ki0uHOyk


lets celebrate the joy of freedom, the joy of 25 years of vimal!

Aaj jashn manaaate hai azaadi ka, vimal ke 25 saal ka jashn!


#TripleTalaq what will congress do now ... will it support or oppose it??

#TripleTalaq Congress ab kya karegi ... Esko support karegi ya virodh ??


as i'm watching candyman i realize that its it not scary at all !kinda funny or it may b the liquor either way i'm laughing

as i'm watching candyman i realize that its it not scary at all !kinda funny or it may b the liquor either way i'm laffin


@someUSER presents: dethklok with machine head ,all that remains ,and black dahlia murder tuesday ,november 13th at the venue at the hub !

@someUSER presents: dethklok with machine head ,all that remains ,and black dahlia murder !tuesday ,november 13th at the venue at the hub !


if you search Pappu on @Google or @YouTube it shows results for rahul gandhi

Pappu search karo toh @Google aur @YouTube bhi rahul gandhi ki news aur videos dete hain 0


there is nothing like #RightToPrivacy evens aunties are on watch of your doings

#RightToPrivacy se kuch nahi hona " pados wali Aunty fir bhi roj binoculars leke apka intezaar karegi 0


@GaurangBhardwa1 check your whatsapp.. i have sent a gift for you

@GaurangBhardwa1 whatsapp dekh.. Tere liye gift bheja hai


this is great, i love Salman, the challenge and chalenger both are good

Gr8....I love salman.....challenge bhi good or challenge dene vala bhi good........


@duarazashaikh when you talk to sweet friends, you will have great mood.

@duarazashaikh AP SAB SWEEET FRNDS SEY BATEY KER RAHI HO TOH MOOD BHI ACCHA HO JATA HEY SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETO .


Bas ek ladki dhundni hai bhai, phir jald hi


this is the limit, this comment of yours is as bad as suryavansham

Bas hogaya bhai, ek Sooryavansham hai aur doosra tera yeh pic.


now we won't be able to see dhoni's captaincy #Dhoni @msdhoni

Ab ham ko dhoni the magicition captancy dekhne ko nahi milegi #Dhoni @msdhoni


@Bipolar_BaBa haha man ! Reply main bhi troll


@anilchawhan hahaha, that is also the truth


best gag ever, you made me miss my mother and good old times.

best gag ever ,bilkul bachpan ki yaad aa gai .i really miss my mother today


a great read with your saturday morning coffee .i'm voting for a pres working on social justice ,tolerance; equality .http/URL

a great read with your saturday morning coffee .i'm voting for a pres working on social justice ,tolerance ,& equality .http/URL


@chatpatidiary i can't see anyone, are you there?

@chatpatidiary koi dikh nahi raha, tum ho kya?


truth always comes out
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwovF2NSDkg … …

 #NitishLaluSting

Sach saamne aa jaate hai
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwovF2NSDkg … …

 #NitishLaluSting


just like you are developing the nature, please pay attention on the youngsters

Namastey sir, Jis tarah ap desh ki halat sudhar rhe h. Usi tarah please hum jese peoples pr bi dhyan dijiye.


maa ka pyar aisa ho hota hai love you mom (y)


Yo bhai aap sahi kar rahe ho ! Lage raho ! #Trump bikar hai duniya ke liye 0 #IndiansUnite


i can not understand if it is #GST or #emergency

Ek channel par #GST par debate dekh rahan hoon samaj mein nahi as Rahe hai desh par #GST laga hai ya #EMERGENCY.


did anyone read the night interview with egyptian president mohamed morsi on saturday ?good read: http/URL

did anyone read the nyt interview with egyptian president mohamed morsi on saturday ?good read: http/URL


@KesariyaBalam_ : vote for bjp #CongAIUDFNexus @BJPAssam2016 @assam_accord @puza_kashyap @i_k_b

RT @KesariyaBalam_ : VOTE FOR BJPJAI AII ASOMJAI HINDBHARAT MATA KI JAI #CongAIUDFNexus @BJPAssam2016 @assam_accord @puza_kashyap @i_k_b â€¦


@ttrinadasgupta @TheVacuumHead yes, this would work!

@ttrinadasgupta @TheVacuumHead haan, ye theek rahega!


@Atheist_Krishna Dekhi to tune Poonam Pandey ki ch**t bhi nahi.. Par hai na


@someUSER november 4th at constitution hall &amp


please donate in the name of swachh bharat
 http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/politics-and-nation/government-to-train-3000-beggars-to-sing-paeans-to-swachh-bharat-beti-bachao-other-campaigns-on-local-trains/articleshow/48336570.cms?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter …

Swachh Bharat ke naam pe de do baba...
 http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/politics-and-nation/government-to-train-3000-beggars-to-sing-paeans-to-swachh-bharat-beti-bachao-other-campaigns-on-local-trains/articleshow/48336570.cms?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter …


@arshikyy there is still time parth baba shouldn't use slang n talk bad .. Nor drink and smoke

@arshikyy Abhi bhi time hain parth baba shouldn't use slang n talk bad .. Nor drink n smoke .. Gadha kahinka ðŸ˜’ par dil ka accha hainðŸ˜–


meri aankho me khushi ke aansu aa gaye the :')


why did you make me stand here pic.twitter.com/mBbZUNrKnh

"Abey yaar kiske sath khada kar diya"pic.twitter.com/mBbZUNrKnh


father's scooter and mom's craft was enough

bhai ..craft ke exam ke din to papa ka scooter aur mummy ki craft ..bas ban gya craft a


Sahi time par captaincy chor di " ab aaram se enjoy kar paega batting 0 #Dhoni


don't talk like this, you won't find love in lifetime.

Mat karo aisi baatein, kunwaare rahoge zindagi bhar


sharma ji ka bahu charchit launda...rofl!!!


why do people have outrage. the day goes by with two tweets daily

Outrage ka kya karna hai. 2 waqt ki RT se guzara ho jata hai.


@BhuvanRajora stay silent @Payal091 @Ra_Bies

@BhuvanRajora chup chaap raha kar gandu @Payal091 @Ra_Bies


you don't need to change your display pic very hour. your marketing skills are good regardless.

har aadhe ghante mein DP badalna zaroori nahi hai. Waise bhi marketing skills achhi hai tumhari.


kachhua sir is an enemy of the students .....

kachhua sir toh students ke pakke wale dushman hain .......:@


and like this the trouble started.https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/315287025022558208 …

Aur issi tarah raita phail gaya.https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/315287025022558208 …


@gautamverma23 gautam, you surely go to delhi @NaughtyDew_

@gautamverma23 Gautam bhai tu Delhi me hai to jaana zaroor @NaughtyDew_


throw some bacon at them, they will forget about radicalism.

Inko bacon phenk kar maaro, saara radicalism uttar jayega.


sir excellent ... the environment is very positive after amit sir's meeting yesterday ...

sir excellent ... amitji ke meeting ke baad se kl se mahool kaafi positive hua hai ...


Sir, you got it for us in an awesome way!! https://twitter.com/YearOfRat/status/876082173282885632 …

Kya yaad dilaaya hai Sir!! https://twitter.com/YearOfRat/status/876082173282885632 …


@Shahrcasm haha.. this is the result of you own doings

@Shahrcasm haha.. Ye tumhare karmo ki saza hai


i didn't get mad this time but, i will get next this happens...love u brother

Is baar ni hua katti bt nxt time jarur ho jauga...love u bhaijaan.......mmmmuuuuuuaaaaahhhhhhhh


For those who are still worried about the details of the qandeel bloach story ... To ye lain https://t.co/BZDiI2yCwy

For those jo abhi tk preshan hain k Qandeel Bloach wali kya story hai ... To ye lain https://t.co/BZDiI2yCwy


finnaly hit the grammys tomorrow then i am finnaly going through with it with @someUSER live in my stomping grounds in the ie !#grittygrindn

finna hit the grammys tomorrow then ima finna go thug it with @someUSER live in my stomping grounds in the ie !#grittygrindn


@OpIndia_com is the myth about sanskrit iit true or not??

@OpIndia_com ye IIT me Sanskrit wali bat sach hai ya anthr hit job ??


@byomkesbakshi hehe.. boy makes mistakes

@byomkesbakshi hehe.. Ladko se galti ho jaati hai


both of you are most sensitive to the cold...shweta gaur meenakshi saxena

tum dono ko hi sabse jyada thand lgti hai...shweta gaur meenakshi saxena


One more from ICC .... this time they took the chance #icc #IndvsSA http://t.co/shcTigo9HW

One more from ICC .... Is baar to Mauke be chauka #icc #IndvsSA http://t.co/shcTigo9HW


uncle #GST revolution is for the indian economy " you would have understood it if you had studied @digvijaya_28

Chacha #GST revolution hai indian economy ke liye " padh likh lete to kuch samajh mei aata @digvijaya_28


@_Agathist mother was right, if you drink bournvita this won't happen pic.twitter.com/7tWYcv9emZ

@_Agathist Maa sahi bolti thi, Bournvita peeyunga to aisa nahi hogapic.twitter.com/7tWYcv9emZ


only a mother can understand the actions of her son

 https://twitter.com/IndianMomthings/status/846432900140564480 …

Bas ek maa hi samajh sakti hai bete ki kala

 https://twitter.com/IndianMomthings/status/846432900140564480 …


ocean of love in my heart, give it to me.

RT if hai ishq samundar dil de andar, ishq samundar dil de.


Mahesh: you didn't go to college today
 Alia: dad, today is a holiday.. see this. #IamFromIINpic.twitter.com/j6Yxocbki6

Mahesh: Beta aaj college nahi gayee
 Alia: Papa, aaj college ki chutti hai.. Ye dekho.. #IamFromIINpic.twitter.com/j6Yxocbki6


@dhaval241086 hail bajrang bali.. please bless me

@dhaval241086 Jai Jai Bajrang bali.. Bharde meri Jholi


ha ha ha .. guddu ka slip of tounge ho gya ... lolz


allah tala has friday. god shiv has monday. hanuman has tuesday].

Allah Tala ka shukr hai. Bhagwan Shiv ka som hai. Hanuman ji ka mangal hai.


i am away my home and country ....this brought back old memories ...my mother didn't give me 20 but, she used to give me 2 rupees hiding from father .

i am away my home and country ....purani yaadein taza kar di ...mere maa 20 tho nahi but 2rs diya karti thi mujhe papa se chup ke .


the sins have increased so much that it isn't even raining.

Paap itna badh gaya hai, baaris bhi nahi ho rahi.


let me take a shit
 #SukhSehttps://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/846780695448031232 …

Hagne bhi do yaaron
 #SukhSehttps://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/846780695448031232 …


#Verdict 2017 look at this, even #trump is shocked ..

#Verdict 2017 dekh ke #trump bhi sadme me ..


tic tok ..tic tok...why isn't the time passing..

tic toc ..tic toc...yaar ye time kyu nahi ja raha..


marriage is not a child's play, it is a game that creates children

Shaadi koi bachhon ka khel nahi, shaadi bachhe paida karne ka khel hai.


if this happens in my school, even i won't go home

aisa school ho to me kabhi ghar hi na jau ...


blonde friday today @someUSER crows nest $2 . 00 pure blonde with any burger purchase !


Bhagao usko bhi yaar, bahot huwa bhaichara.


@facepalm92 if we didn't think like that, this tweet would not be possible. good god, i wish this doesn't get to ISIS.

@facepalm92 lolvillakuwait hamne but ka socha hota to ye tweet nahi ho pata. Inshallah ISIS tak naa pahuche bus.


@ravishndtv ravish bhai, where did you get this nitin from, he is an idiot

@ravishndtv ravish BHAI ye Nitin pai ko kis jangal se pakad Ke laye ho , uppar Ka hissa bilkul gayab hi ,


#284 : do you have the mobile number of any girl, i am just looking for a friend. i will not share my name.

#284 : do you have the mobile number of any girl,i am looking to make friends only.i will not share my name.


if bihar wakes up, then even UP will get concious.
 #LaluMuktBihar

Bihar jagega to humare UP walon ko bhi hosh aayega.
 #LaluMuktBihar


RT @Mrityunjoykjha : My favourite Shiv Bhajan " Hari Om Tatsat " by Ustad Bade Ghulam Ali Khan Saheb #MahaShivratri https://t.co/jxon0VW90l

RT @Mrityunjoykjha : My fav Shiv Bhajan " Hari Om Tatsat " by Ustad Bade Ghulam Ali Khan Saheb #MahaShivratri https://t.co/jxon0VW90l


RT @RoflKumar : When Shoaib Akhtar says " in my 20years career i haven't come across a better player then him " ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ #IndvsPak

RT @RoflKumar : When Shoaib Akhtar says " mere 20years ke career main isase ( virat ) se bada player nahi dekha " ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ #IndvsPak


this was inevitable, i am very very happy...

ye to hona hi tha i m very very happyyy ..


can't you delhi girls see anything other than makeup? #Ashamed :'(

tum dilli ki ladkiyon ko make up ke siwa kuch nahi dikhta kya? #Ashamed :'(


@Alllahdin @MeetUunngLee yes moron i am reading that

@Alllahdin @MeetUunngLee haa ganduwo padh raha hu main


we can't meet, she can't come alone to meet me, the homemade chicken is not edible. she will also try to bring some guy in order to meet me.

Nahi mil sakte hai, ye akele nahi milne aa sakti hai, ghar ka chicken nahi kha payenge. Kisi Launde ko saath laane ki bat bhi aagayi </3


@ArvindKejriwal sir.. these days everyone is saying about you that "it is begging, but it is bussiness.."

 Is it true ?

@ArvindKejriwal sir.. Aajkal sab aapke baare me bolte hai "Chanda hai par dhandha hai ye.."

 Is it true ?


@pierrefitter bhai i am tired making fun of you @SachinKalbag @beluga73

@pierrefitter bhai main teri bajate bajate thak chhuka hoon @SachinKalbag @beluga73


@herecomessammy @BudweiserIndia book the tickets.. its 24 hours till the event starts

@herecomessammy @BudweiserIndia haha karao ticket book.. Abhi 24 ghante baad hi shuru hai event


uncle i have a house, money and even a car, you just send your daughter with a couple of sets of clothes. ok, bye

Uncle ghar, hai paisa hai gaadi, aap do jodon mein ladki bhejo ladki hui hamaari. OK Bye


@FreeCharge - you also pay for the useless stuff #MyCaptionForFreeChargepic.twitter.com/UZz0mprW2t

@FreeCharge - Aam ke aam, Gutliyo ke daam#MyCaptionForFreeChargepic.twitter.com/UZz0mprW2t


whatever little respect i had here is now gone, is this really a life to live, buddy?

Thodi bahot izzat jo yahan thi woh bhi lutt gayi, ye jeena bhi koi jeena hai bangdu?


@Samanthaprabhu2 my pet eye's https://t.co/zATItEU5gN

@Samanthaprabhu2 my challakutty eye's https://t.co/zATItEU5gN


@arunjaitley Ji Wakeup . Otherwise rest of malya will also run away from under your nose. @narendramodi https://t.co/EjkXkh6Qqa

@arunjaitley Ji Wakeup . Otherwise rest of malya bhi run ho jayenge pata bhi na chalega . @narendramodi https://t.co/EjkXkh6Qqa


i told you, since we won the toss, we will win the match .... India rocks feeling proud

Bola tha toss jita hai match b jitenge .... Indiarockss â€” feeling proud


i understand everything .. #CaptainKohli


@TweetErrantgermany when are you leaving


@RoflCritic you asked this very late ? should have asked this before 2014 !!!

@RoflCritic bahut late se puchha ? 2014 se pahle bhi puchh lete !!!


everyone's lungs are unique that's why Mathews isn't facing much problem - this is what #NehraJi just said on commentary 0 #INDvAUS #DelhiPollution

Har insaan ke fefde alag hote "hain isi liye Mathews ko itni pareshani nahi ho rahi - this is what #NehraJi just said on commentary 0 #INDvAUS #DelhiPollution


make fun of him in front of his ladies.....u'll feel fantastic

aisa kar uska band bajaa uski bandiyo ke saamne.....u'll feel fantastic


where were your tears when Mihir and Tulsi Virani were having problems?
 #Brangelina

Jab Mihir aur Tulsi Virani ke lafde chal rahe the, tab kahan the tumhare aansoo?
 #Brangelina


don't believe in everything you listen tohttps://twitter.com/CNBCTV18Live/status/831369469020737536 …

Haath ko aya muh na lagahttps://twitter.com/CNBCTV18Live/status/831369469020737536 …


what do you mean by a fire got ignited in monsoon?

Saawan mein lag gayi aage, dil mera... Whaaat?


nahi yaar, dinner mehenga pad jaata hai.


RT @rameshsrivats : Back to Bangalore, it is 37 degrees . Approximately 37 degrees more than Modi has .

RT @rameshsrivats : Back to Bangalore . 37 degrees . Approximately 37 degrees more than Modi has .


thank god mom does't have a facebook account, or i would have been in big trouble due to this post.

hahah :-d acha hua mummy ka fb account nhi h vrna ye post dekh kr maar pdti bht


@iSakyb Kal maine bola tha na tujhe yaar.


@nainkatary it is of bad quality, anyways the keyboard on my phone is not working properly.

@nainkatary ganda Wala hai, waise bhi phone keyboard nahi chal raha theek se. Ignore


in times like this, the innocent face of us innocent people is very benificial.

aise samay me hum jaise bhole logo ki bholi shakal bahot kaam aati hai ...


@SAIFANSAR1 we get money. say a few abusive words.

@SAIFANSAR1 paisa milta hai re. Ek do gaali de na


i praise susila ma'am, she is a superstar

Susila maa g ko sat sat naman jo aap jaisa superstar india mai hua. ...salute susila maa. ..


it is mentioned on the same page pic.twitter.com/PuuUQj4RUg

are usi page par likha hua haipic.twitter.com/PuuUQj4RUg


Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister @myogiadityanath has made a great decision on #TripleTalaq. end this, bring a uniform civil code.

Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister @myogiadityanath ka #TripleTalaq par shaandaar chakka. Ye khatam karo. Uniform Civil Code lao. Jai ho!


@KhanKiTigress .. But pakistan won the toss

@KhanKiTigress .. But toss to pak nay jita ,


give brooklyn they 1st l fuck you #hurricanesandy

i was definitely hype for that knicks and nets game tonight &amp


i came to your house, to get you pic.twitter.com/0Ze0XeIl1t

"Tere ghar aya, main aaya tujhko lene"pic.twitter.com/0Ze0XeIl1t


@KaminiBae why flirt with a married girl #PointKyaHai @PAYBACKIndiaPoint Kya Hai

@KaminiBae Shaadi shuda ladki se flirt karne ka #PointKyaHai @PAYBACKIndiaPoint Kya Hai


bhai me to kabhi kabhi khud hee taad leta tha 50 paise ya 1 rs ..kaafi hote the match me bet lagane k liye :d


@indiantweeter do you think you will need invitation? keep on with this stranger like behavior. this breaks my heart. @Alllahdin @AskThePankazzzz

@indiantweeter ab tujhe invitation lagegi? Bas aisa hi paraya vyavhar jaari rakho. Dil toot jaata hai. @Alllahdin @AskThePankazzzz


if kejriwal's face was printed on the note, he won't be talking like this @ANI_news

note par kejri ka photo hota to kejri aisi baate nahi karta @ANI_news


hey please listen is the new sit down #speaker #parliament

Arrey zara suniye is the new baith jaiye #speaker #parliament


Ma'am please give address and alteranative phone number for activation.

 Ghar ka pata puchta hai? Tere maa baap ne ladki ke saath aise bolne sikhaya hai?

Ma'm activation ke liye address aur alt phone number de do

 Ghar ka pata puchta hai? Tere maa baap ne ladki ke saath aise bolne sikhaya hai?


@Gurmeetramrahim #MSG2in500CrClub good morning father , hope the day stays good.

@Gurmeetramrahim #MSG2in500CrClub good morning pita ji , din accha banaye rakhna


no matter which button you press the vote will be casted to #BJP #trump #KimJongUn

Koi bhi button press karo vote #BJP ko hi jayenge #trump #KimJongUn


first tell me if he is taking a lot@indianrockers @Parsahiyapic.twitter.com/8nqAhiAOYp

hahahahah pehle ye bata ye kya hai bohot bol raha hai@indianrockers @Parsahiyapic.twitter.com/8nqAhiAOYp