@LoKarDi_RT @bizzarebhide If people like you will be in life then this is what's going to happen.

@LoKarDi_RT @bizzarebhide tujh jaise log zindagi mein honge toh  yeh hi hona hai


repio ceo neil cox is speaking at chicago's social media week tomorrow about  " social media and the changing face of employment - check it

repio ceo neil cox is speaking at chicago's social media week tomorrow about  " social media & the changing face of employment - check it .  .  .


@BloodyKamina You go and look at Babita ji.

@BloodyKamina tu jaa jaakar Babita ji ko dekh


.@snapdeal brother, your brand ambassador's brand has ruined, throw him away.

.@snapdeal bhai tumhare brand ambassador ka khud ka brand kharab ho gaya hai, throw him away.


assalamalikum..may you incomplete wishes be granted in this ramzan. congratulations on ramzaan

ASSALAMALIKUM.....ap ki aesi jo aadhri dowaye hai jo ramzan k sadk puri ho jaye..............RAMZAAN MOBARAK


Friday Faking Release: Dostana-ing Rahul Gandhi, Akhilesh Yadav http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/pics/friday-faking-release-dostana-ing-rahul-gandhi-akhilesh-yadav-19334 … #Re

Friday Faking Release: Dostana (*ing Rahul Gandhi, Akhilesh Yadav) http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/pics/friday-faking-release-dostana-ing-rahul-gandhi-akhilesh-yadav-19334 … #Re


he he he luncher paaji is eating even in the middle of a beating :p :p epic :)

he he he pitaayi ke beech mein bhi luncher paaji kha hi rahe hain :p :p epic :)


@InglouriousBkof seen already, shared as well

@InglouriousBkof dekha hai re, share bhi kiya hai


even now only god is helping. our government authorities have not been able to do anything @ArvindKejriwal @PMOIndia 0 #DelhiSmog

Ab bi Bagwan hi kuch help kar Rahe hai. Hamari govt aur authorities kuch nahi kar payi @ArvindKejriwal @PMOIndia 0 #DelhiSmog


I respect you, from today on @Dishasatra mission find a girl for me. who uses a little make up. that's it.

aapki respect karta hu, as aaj se @Dishasatra mission par mere liye ladki dhundne. Jo make up thoda jam lagati ho. Bas


@HashtagAman keep your mood well, this is my humble request to you.

@HashtagAman Mood theek rakheen apna, hatthh jodke ahee ardaas hai tainnu


Sold the soul at the price of scrap for this.

iske liye imaan bech diya hai raddi ke bhaav.


Because he is not doing Mamata Di's #MannKiBaat. https://twitter.com/firstpost/status/802821954071719936 …

Because woh Mamata Di ke #MannKiBaat nahi kar rahe hai.https://twitter.com/firstpost/status/802821954071719936 …


Hariharan: Oh moon, Oh moon, please come to earth some day
Kejriwal: If it comes then let me have some of it.
Hariharan: *cries*

Hariharan: Chanda re, chanda re, kabhi to zameen par aa..
Kejriwal: Aa jaye to thoda mujhe bhi de dena.
Hariharan: *cries*


BJP's U-turn on #GST was the voice of people: 150 Super Devotee

#GST par BJP ka U Turn janta ki awaaj thi : 150 Super Bhakt


Brother @iamsrk ask sister-in-law Gauri and let us know the rate of oil barrel #AskSRK

Bhai @iamsrk zara Gauri bhabhi se pooch kar batana aaj oil barrel ka rate #AskSRK


@Gurmeetramrahim #PiousBhandara guru ji initiated five more humanitarian works on the auspicious day of foundation day

@Gurmeetramrahim #PiousBhandara guru ji initiated 5 more humanitarian works on the auspicious day of foundation day


ha ha ha. you both, do not group up and cut my ashutosh.

ha ha ha...dono milke mera ashutosh mat kato.


@imcomplicated__ say that you are mine, otherwise I do not want to live, I want to die.

@imcomplicated__ keh do ke tum ho meri warna, jeena nahi mujhe hai marna.


@iamGunjanGrunge ab jaane bhi de.. Shaadi karke hi maanega kya


.@RanaAyyub Dusk till dawn you keep talking about ISIS.Go. They woould not even take your admission test.

.@RanaAyyub subah shaam ISIS karti rehti ho.. Jao.. Tumhara to admission test bhi nahi lenge wo log


@jdshastri26 Is he loyal? :) @sardesairajdeep

@jdshastri26 namak halal hai na ye :) @sardesairajdeep


When will the girls in Bhopal become hot? Oh god, do something.

Bhopal ki ladkiyan hot kab banengi ?? Hey Bhagwan inka kuch karo


God can be found through searching, but not night's sleep.

Dhundne se bhagwaan milta hai, raat ki neend nahi!


@ammoloaded It is holi's holiday on friday.

@ammoloaded holi ki chutti hai Friday ko


@RoflGandhi_ @NaughtyDew_ get me unblocked, i will give you desi beer to drink

@RoflGandhi_ @NaughtyDew_ unblock karaa dey manney,  thaare nu  sharaab pilaau desi


@iamsonisinghal There will be a discussion on that.


@LavanyaUrLust When tribute was given. Then, no reply came.

@LavanyaUrLust jab tribute diya tha .... Toh koi reply nahi aaya


Khaana haath se khao, chamach toh boss ke hote hai.


Is someone currently cutting the invoice for Pollution Under Control in Delhi?

Delhi main koi abhi pollution under control ka challan kaat raha hai kya? #DelhiPollution #delhiAirpollution


The one who gets coloured in my colour. Be it a fairy or the fairy queen. Be it my love story. Answer my questions.

Mere Rang Mein Rangne Waali.. Pari Ho Ya Ho Pariyon Ki Rani.. Ya Ho Meri Prem Kahaani.. Mere Savaalon Ka Jawaab Do..pic.twitter.com/75nlAWOaFS


My sister won tickets for the jonas brothers' concert at fort canning on monday.

my sis won tickets for the jonas brothers concert @ fort canning on monday .  .  .  .


Airtel 4G girl: " Currently I am on holiday and there is no chance of 4G coverage here." *Guy plays video* Girl : Wow. Here too. Boy: It is Vodafone's.

Airtel 4G girl : " Abhi mai holiday pe hu aur yaha 4G hona ka koi chance nahi*Guy plays video*Girl : Wow . Yaha bhi . Boy : Vodafone ka hai .


Last night mahashivratri rudrabhishek. Pooja completion. Jai Mahadev ... http://t.co/7JScg0yY3l

: LAST NIGHT MAHASHIVRATRI RUDRABHISHEK ..... Pooja sampanna ... JAI MAHADEV ... http://t.co/7JScg0yY3l


thanks for telling brother, otherwise we would have made preparations for three hundred years.

thanks bhai batane ke liye, warna hamne to agle 300 saalo ki planning kar leni thi.


Retweet @AfsanaMeet : @Gurmeetramrahim #MSGdedicatesAwardToGuruji Naanu papa yepieee. Congratulations and celebrations . https://t.co/Hn3vFWvdrW

RT @AfsanaMeet : @Gurmeetramrahim #MSGdedicatesAwardToGuruji Naanu papa yepieee . Congratulations and celebrations . https://t.co/Hn3vFWvdrW


@Singhlicious Yes brother. Has turned it on.


life should get well, it should not become mortifying.


honourable prime minister modi ji, I have an appeal to you. please simplify the system of vat tax law.

man , neey p . m .  modi ji aapse appeal hai . vat tex sistam kaanun ko saral tareeke ka kaanoon banaa de


GST is like Duckworth-Lewis method. Sounds nice but unable to understand anything.

GST is like Duckworth-Lewis method... Sun ne me to accha lagta Hai lekin samjh me kuch nahi aata


what kalyug has come. the setting must have happened in tihad jail. amit shah was prisoner in tihaad jail and kiran bedi was jailor.  now kiran bedi salutes amit shah.

kya kalyug aaya hain  .  tihaad jail mein hi setting hua hoga  .  amit shah was prisoner in tihaad jail and kiran bedi was jailor .  ab kiran bedi salaam thokti hain amit shah ko .


RT @AAPDelhiFeeds : Sangam Vihar - Work of laying water pipeline in Tughlakabad Extension . MLA


@Gurmeetramrahim #MSGsalutes We also salute father ji

@Gurmeetramrahim #MSGsalutes We also salute papa ji


So what if we were not able to get the meaning of #GST . One day our children will definitely understand it. There will be a seperate subject in school.

#GST ka matlab hum na samajh paye toh kya... ek din hamare bacche zaroor samjhenge. School me alag sa subject hoga.


We don't want outcry of gangsters.

 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

Nahi chahiye gundo ki hahakaar

 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


@tweeting_pal Public has become completely lewd.

@tweeting_pal public poori tarah tharak chuki hai


Taimur, ready for the battle.
#GodBless the little one pic.twitter.com/ry7Ficeqzm

Taimur jung ke liye taiyaar
#GodBless the little onepic.twitter.com/ry7Ficeqzm


if I say that I love gate, and night shift is my longing, then what will you say?

It would have been better if you had said that you are nepali.

Gar main kahu mujhe gate se mohabbat hai, night shift meri chahat hai to kya kahogi?

Is baat ko agar tum main nepali hu ye kehte to achha..


just let it rain a little! #ChotiSiKhawaish

Bs thori si barish hojae ! #ChotiSiKhawaish


Sir, look at the comment and see how many people love you :)

Sir ek nzr cmnt pe rkiye or dekhiye kitne sare log apko pyr krte h:)


@vijayeni Had you been here, I would have definitely fed you. Mango juice of Puran poli. :D

@vijayeni Yahan hoti toh pakka khilata. Puran poli with aamras. :D


Sir @bhupendrachaube try to talk carefully on twitter, you made a joke out of yourself today.

Sir @bhupendrachaube tuiter pe sambhal kar boliyega, aaj to aapne apni hi lungi utarwa di


@runjhunmehrotra And, when are you marrying?

@runjhunmehrotra Aur,ab aap Kab shaadi Kar rahe hai ??


@iamGunjanGrunge Gunju did you recieve a call from MaPoSe?  @DiwakarKothari_

@iamGunjanGrunge Gunju MaPoSe se phone aaya kya  @DiwakarKothari_


#wednesdaywisdom from the old @someUSER also sign: do it now ,  since it will be yesterday tomorrow .  http/URL

#wednesdaywisdom from the old @someUSER alsip sign: do it now ,  since it will be yesterday tomorrow .  http/URL


Sab ke sab kya Maggi ka order de kar aaye hai ??


@Blusafire You broke my heart by marrying.

@Blusafire Tumne to shaadi karke dil hi tod diya


@zoomphatak who are you planning to kill by finger?

@zoomphatak ungli se kisko maarne ka plan hai?


he will ask the NASA guys, 'do you make ladder?'

ye NASA walo se bolega 'aap seedi banatee ho ?'


Hundreds of telivision shows and movies. http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/

100's of tv shows and movies ... http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/


These little girls singing  " birthday cake ". Girl it was your tenth birthday the other day. shaking my head, laughing out loud.

these lil girls singing  " birthday cake "   .  .  .  .  . girl it was yo 10th birthday the other day smh lol


it is quiet everywhere after elections' results were declared #DU #Ramjas #jnu . helpless

Elections ka result aate hi #DU #Ramjas #jnu sabhi jagah santi ho gyi....bechare


@Prakashjaaju did she come in your dreams brother?

@Prakashjaaju sapne me aayi thi kya bhai ?


Brother I have waited for so long to talk to you, please. Brother please talk to me, I need your help. Please I want to talk to you once, please talk to me. Brother please help me.

Bhai aapse baat karne ko kitna wait kiya hai pls....bhai pls talk to me I need ur help...pls main aapse ek baar baat karna chahti hun pls talk to me...bhai pps help me pls


@MehekMahtani Jay BajrangBali. Break the enemy's windpipe. I agree with you, Hanumaan is awesome The Ultimate Mahabali #InvincibleHanumaan

@MehekMahtani Jay BajrangBali.. Tod de dushman ki nali.. I agree with you, Hanumaan is awesome The Ultimate Mahabali #InvincibleHanumaan


Retweet @amsobittyagi : Watch live majlis from Sirsa Ashram @ https://t.co/lmQ16E7R7L YouTube : https://t.co/Eon2nhamTm #MSGappeals

RT @amsobittyagi : Watch live majlis from Sirsa Ashram @ https://t.co/lmQ16E7R7L YouTube : https://t.co/Eon2nhamTm #MSGappeals


@ujwala18113 what are you wearing today?


Your own face is like a mopping cloth, and still your heart is not pure. @PWNeha

Teri khud ki shakal poche ke kapde jaisi hai, aur tab bhi dil saaf nahin hai @PWNeha


@dev_surma Where and who wrote it brother? Why do you want to fight without any reason? Read carefully what one has written.

@dev_surma Yeh kisne kahan likha "bhai"? Kaahe bina baat ladne chale aato ho? Theek se padh to lo kisne kya likha hai.


ha ha ha that's why a deception like this never happened :)

ha ha ha tabhi to aisa koi dhokha hua nahin :)


After deleting all taxes you enforced #GST . Now by deleting all of the casts please announce us as Indians. @narendramodi

Sare tax khatam karke #GST lagu kar diya bas ab sari jatiyan (cast) khatm karke sabko hindustani bhartiy ghosit kar dijiye @narendramodi


Hey, why did you change guddu's religion? Should have written god in place of jesus!

abey guddu ka religion kyu change kar diya ?  ?  ?  jesus k jageh god likhna tha !


@vakeel_saheba Everything is God's will.


Delhi - hello I am arvind kejriwal speaking, don't hang up!

Maharashtra - Aai ghal tujhi tikde.

Delhi - Namashkaar mein Arvind Kejriwal bol raha hoon. Phone mat kaatiyega.

Maharashtra - Aai ghal tujhi tikde.


I agree with this cartoon . Very good friends.

i agree with this cartoon .  bahut achcha doston .


Final day at bali.  enjoying the last times in sun and temperatures higher than 30 degrees. almost time to going home!

final day at bali .  enjoying the last times in sun and temperatures higher then 30 degrees .  .  almost time to going home !


Retweet @bint_e_waseem : If he get some time out of dancing, then only will Gayle play!

RT @bint_e_waseem : Gayle nachne se fursat miley tou khele kuch !


girl : I feel very lonely, nobody pays attention to me. doctor : change display picture first after luch and second after dinner, with edit.

girl : main bahut akeli feel krti hu koi dhyan nahi detadoc : ek dp lunch ke baad or ek dinner ke baad change kro , wid edit . :-D


You are Batman's child, right? Are you dead?

tu Batman ki aulaad hai na? Mar toh nahi gaya na?


Retweet @immortal_luster : Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan can not book TATKAL ticket because six people. #RailBudget2015

RT @immortal_luster : Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan can not book TATKAL ticket because six people . #RailBudget2015


India has one brother, salman brother (that too, the good brother)

india ka ek hi bhai h salman bhai (vo bhi acche vall bhai)


This is confession page, stupid boy. You are not supposed to write autobiography here.

bevkoof ladke ye confession page hai  .  .  .  .  .  autobiography nhi likhni hai yaha  .  .  .


@premlata_rai yeah! Was collecting money for this since childhood. :'(

@premlata_rai yeah! Bachpan se paise jama kar raha tha iske liye :'(


@manojsirsa @ImRaina He has recently applied for 50,000 UP pension. He has to do something?

@manojsirsa @ImRaina abhi usne 50k ke UP pension ke liye apply kiya hai to kuch to karna padega hi na ?


.@Stupidosaur @Johnny_Unchain @Vidyut Go to sleep brother.

.@Stupidosaur @Johnny_Unchain @Vidyut so jaa bhai


"Boooohooo mom look everyone beats me booohoooo" https://twitter.com/waglenikhil/status/605252215935135744 …

"Boooohooo mummy dekho sab mujhe maarte hai booohoooo"https://twitter.com/waglenikhil/status/605252215935135744 …


@someUSER paterno would not be charged.  All hearsay on him and he did do his job (minimal as may be) .  he reported it .  rest is speculation .

@someUSER paterno wouldnt be charged .  all hearsay on him and he did do his job (minimal as may be) .  he reported it .  rest is speculation .


@doubtinggaurav  It would have been nice if we had got dal. @OpIndia_com @bhak_sala

@doubtinggaurav daal mil gayi hoti to accha hota @OpIndia_com @bhak_sala


@clued_up_chic Watched it in fast forward?

@clued_up_chic fast forward karke dekhi ?


@drpoonam Congratulations for your marriage, in advance.


"True value of something is realized when it dies." ~ PM Modi https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/810764262863998977

"Kisi ke marne ke baad hi uski asli value ka pata chalta hai" ~ PM Modihttps://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/810764262863998977 …


Karunesh Jigyasu is nawabi masla of lucknow, be careful!

Karunesh Jigyasu nawabi masla hai lucknow ka sambhal lo ..!!


@CelkonMobile #CelkonCheers4India We have won the toss, now we will also win the match.

@CelkonMobile #CelkonCheers4India Ab toss jita hai Ab match bhi jitenge


bharva bhindi is okay. what will we say to tinday, tha we have to ask kushwaha sir :p

bharva bhindi to theek hai .  .  tinday ko kya bolengay yeh to kushwaha sir se puchna padega :p


Then you should talk to me next week, after all it is silent fast.

tab baat toh tumne agle hafte karni chahiye mujhse, maun vrath jo hai.


your feats are amzing pandy ji, this much vett??


Hey change this picture, this one on 3:30.

Array pic toh change kar do Yeh 3:30 wali


@zzoker what ultimate frivolous people you have tagged.  @IntellectsOfBJP @CatWomaniya

@zzoker kya ultimate chichore logo ko tag kiya hai.  @IntellectsOfBJP @CatWomaniya


after a long time. at last, I got to hear " teri suar ki " :d one of the best dialogue so far. from guddu. :d :p

kaafi samay baad  .  . aakhirkaar  " teri suar ki "  sunne mila .  . :d one of the best dialogue so far .  . from guddu .  . :d :p


Sir an important judgement #TripleTalaq came two days ago. Why were you silent on that . #BawanaByPoll was for the same. #TripleTalaq

Sir do din pehle bhi ek important judgement aya tha #TripleTalaq .... us pr kyu chup "the #BawanaByPoll tha isiliye. #TripleTalaq


@cynic_wall bipasha does more horror films. Not lovely.

@cynic_wall bipasha horror films zyada karti h . lovely ni :p


Saraha means, keep the messages of those who did not appreciate you. #RightToPrivacy

Saraha ka matlab hai, jisne aapko sarhaya nahi hai unke messages khud ke paas hi rakho #RightToPrivacy


@Shah___Khan Rapping ?? Are you fan of Yo Yo Honey Singh?

@Shah___Khan Rapping ?? Yo Yo Honey Singh ke fan ho kya ?


three addicts were doomed because of #GST . brother with beer, brother with cigratte and sister with POP.

#GST k chakar me teen addict marre gae. Daaru wale "bhai Cigratte wale bhai aur POP wali didi.


@takshak_speaks She deactivated and ran away. :(

@takshak_speaks vo deactivate kar k bhag gyi .. :(


i wish i was your best friend and was close to you. i wish i was near you. congratulations to you on roja.

Kas ma aipka khas friend rahta our aipka karib rahata.kas ma kis.kis ma aip ka kareb hota.mubark ho.aipko roja.


This was the biggest lie. I also had this :p

sabse bada jhut tha ye .  .  . i also had this :p


Others get jealous of his friendship.
This time @witchybitchygal

Uski dosti se doosre jaate hai jal..
This time @witchybitchygal


Very true :-P :-P dude lets form a group


How will you leave like this? It is not that easy to leave twitter? @IamEJF @UniqueIdiot_

aise kaise chhod degi?itni asaani se thode hi chhoot jaata hai Twitter? @IamEJF @UniqueIdiot_


It is november second ,  at mumbai international airport with @someUSER . Leaving india in two hours. Mixed bag of feelings.  #timeflies #bittersweet

it's nov 2nd ,  at mumbai int'l airport with @someUSER  .  leaving india in 2 hours .  mixed bag of feelings .  #timeflies #bittersweet


Sir, you made me cry., this much love @Sand_In_Deed

Sir rula diya aapne.. itna pyaar @Sand_In_Deed


Brother @manutd buy someone dude, this is the best striker from India. pic.twitter.com/pOVFodcXoy

Bhai @manutd kisi ko khareed lo yaar, ye best striker hai from india.pic.twitter.com/pOVFodcXoy


will come, will come, will come, the one who comes will come.

Aayega, aayega... Aayega aane wala... Aayega


Hey, which website is this mms on? Somebody give me link.

aby ye mms kon si site pe hai  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  link dena koi  .  .  .  .


Do you want more evidence @sanjaynirupam of #Surgicalstrike . Wait till @INCIndia is eradicated completely from the country. #IndiaFreeCongress

Or evidence chahiye #Surgicalstrike ke @sanjaynirupam Abhi ruko jab tak @INCIndia ka safaya NAHI ho jata h pure desh se . #IndiaFreeCongress


@rajesh150465 it is available in hotel. the contracts will get started 4 o clock onwards.

@rajesh150465 hotel me to milti hai.. theke bhi khul gaye hai 4 baje se


Nehru ji had become Prime Minister before independence, just like a child is named before birth. https://twitter.com/Funny_Leone/status/691146360087642112

Aazadi se pehle hi Nehru ji PM ban chuke the, jaise bachha paida hone se pehle naam tay ho jaata hai.https://twitter.com/Funny_Leone/status/691146360087642112 …


Those people whose women get most divorces are shouting at #TripleTalaq .

Jinki aurto ko sbse zyada divorce milte ho desh m wo log #TripleTalaq p chilla rahe h ..


@Rofl_Delhite It is an old pic dude, I'm using it for second time.

@Rofl_Delhite old pic hai yaar second time use kar raha hun


Retweet @IndiaToday : Parrikar seeks report from Army chief over semi-nude exam in Bihar https://t.co/v3uM7TBf2s https://t.co/J5sXjGqWYn

RT @IndiaToday : Parrikar seeks report from Army chief over semi-nude exam in Bihar https://t.co/v3uM7TBf2s https://t.co/J5sXjGqWYn


@EngineeRoholic Long live Mother India #ProudToBeAnIndian

@EngineeRoholic Bharat Mata ki jai #ProudToBeAnIndian


@ek_samosa_dena Okay Okay, we do not do such dirty works, it is our nation's duty to increase economy, a lot of money has been spent in college industry.

@ek_samosa_dena OK OK, aise gande kaam nahi kiya karte, responsibility hai apni desh ki economy badhaana, bahot paise hai cig industry mein


@paglapur It is complete is maharashtra brother.

@paglapur Maharashtra mein toh hogaya hai bhai


@AmitShahOffice @narendramodi @Bihar_BJP please don't vote in side of #Manjhi It sends a very wrong message about party in public, Please don't.

@AmitShahOffice @narendramodi @Bihar_BJP pls don't vote in side of #Manjhi bahut wrong msg jata hai party k baare me public me , Plz don't


Mumbai Indians lost like a dog. #IPL #MIvRPS

Haar gai Mumbai Indians Kutte Ki tarah #IPL #MIvRPS


Is Tanmay getting married??  @A_PerfectBlend

Tanmay shaadi kar raha hai kya ??  @A_PerfectBlend


In @UnSubtleDesi from food from liquor, from liquor from bartender.

@UnSubtleDesi meh khaane se sharab se, saakhi se jaam se.


sir @OfficeOfRG which ones are better, Pampers or Mamy Poko Pants?

sir @OfficeOfRG Pampers achhe hote hain ki Mamy Poko Pants?


@HathwalaThakur Yes brother. It came here.

@HathwalaThakur haan bhai. Yehi pe aa gaya


heard through: norwich 0-0 #spurs .  we've edged the first half without creating any clear cut chances. bale's had a couple of decent long range efforts .

ht: norwich 0-0 #spurs .  we've edged the 1st half without creating any clear cut chances .  bale's had a couple of decent long range efforts .


You are the celebrity. You will be blamed.


here country is doing #DilwaleMusicCelebration and you guys are worried about kejriwal.

Yahan #DilwaleMusicCelebration kar raha hai desh aur tum logon ko Kejriwal ki padi hai.


The party has just begun. https://twitter.com/akshaykanitkar/status/781386244945158144

Abhi to party shuru huee hai.. https://twitter.com/akshaykanitkar/status/781386244945158144 …


@Ra_Bies delhi's winter is not suiting me, i am in a horrendous state, i drank a bottle or a half of rum.

@Ra_Bies Dilli ki sardi nahi jam rahi abhi se fatti padi hai, Rum piya ek aadhi botal. Bas


Tears rolled down. What a written apology. https://twitter.com/Babu_Bhaiyaa/status/641204411897901056

Aansu aa gaye.. Kya apology likha haihttps://twitter.com/Babu_Bhaiyaa/status/641204411897901056 …


#friday love that movie ,  kinda awkward watching it on thursday though.

#friday love that movie ,  kinda awkward watching it on thursday tho  .  .  .


@MeetUunngLee oye try to read the messages in the group too sometimes @huh_watnow

@MeetUunngLee abe group ke msg bhi padh liya kar kabhi bhai @huh_watnow


Nowadays I am also doing work related to watch, Life is passing in social cause.

Aajkal ghadi ka bhi kaam kar raha hu, social cause mein zindagi beet rahi hai.


@Stupid_minion @AksharPathak @mihirmodi @OpIndia_com @Olacabs People will say something, people's task is saying.

@Stupid_minion @AksharPathak @mihirmodi @OpIndia_com @Olacabs kuch to logo kahenge logo ka kaam hai kehna


@White_Crimes Hahaha guddoo you need a beating.

@White_Crimes Hahaha guddoo pitaai ki jarurat hai tereko


Viral fever, ache in back, piles in the mouth and what not, keeps happening to him. https://twitter.com/ANI/status/894906111706382337

Inhe viral fever, kamar mein dard, muh mein piles pata nahi kya kya hote rehta haihttps://twitter.com/ANI/status/894906111706382337 …


Kapil Dev : Relieve Mohit Sharma from pressure #IndvsSA #WontGiveItBack

Kapil Dev : Mohit Sharma ko halka kar Diya jaaye pressure se #IndvsSA #WontGiveItBack


good deed modi brother ji. we have to make our country golden sparrow again. that dream will come true. for which god have selected you. thank you god for modi ji.

Good deed modi bhai ji......hme hmara desh fir se golden sparrow bnana h....wo spna sch hoga...jiske liye god n apko select kiya h...thnku god...4 modi ji


achcha baby.. dekho ladai band karo.. ok


#MannKiBaat People who do politics of casteism are singing the saga of patriotism for president's election. @narendramodi

#MannKiBaat President ke election liye jatiwad ki rajneeti krne wale log desh bhakti ki gatha gate hai @narendramodi


has government of #AkhileshYadav come in haryana? Has #SamajwadiParty taken over Haryana? be a lot of rape...

Haryana me #AkhileshYadav ki govt aa gayi h kyaa???? Has #SamajwadiParty taken over Haryana???? Bahut rape ho...


@richazjoy only you recognize my talent :D

@richazjoy sirf tum hi mere talent ko pehchaanti ho :D


we don't get any lift from brother, we are not girls

Bhai hume lift hi ni dete.....hum to larki nii ha na yarr


@iamGunjanGrunge the match is currently stuck @newzeland

@iamGunjanGrunge abhi phasa hua hai match @newzeland


@PWNeha stop. we will have to do a lot of peace rituals in next life.

@PWNeha Bas karo. Agle janam mein bahut baar shanti puja karani padegi.


*Falguni Pathak Songs*

Before Navratre: Someone is anonymous.

Navratre: Be careful oh beautiful ladies. Here I come.

After Navratre: Someone is anonymous.

*Falguni Pathak Songs*

Before Navratre: Gumnaam hai koi..

Navratre: Bachna ae haseeno..lo mein aa gaya

After Navratre: Gumnaam hai koi..


@WatDaDuck_ Dude it is really fun seeing them cry, by God.

@WatDaDuck_ Yaar bada maza aata hai unko rote dekhkar by God


Brother,  come to kolkata, I will feed you fish. chabad chabad

bhai  .  .  .  .  kolkata aa na  .  .  fish khilaunga  .  .  chabad chabad


@pal36 the one who ends up winning the endgame by losing earlier is called dhoni not baazigar.  #WDYLT

@pal36 Har ke jeetne waaley ko Baazigar nahi Dhoni kehte hain.  #WDYLT


oh and i also picked my starting eleventh for the first bangla test on @someUSER website. could not decide between fidi and tino!  i like fidi though, laughing out loud !

oh an i also picked my starting xi for the 1st bangla test on @someUSER site .  couldnt decide between fidi an tino !  i like fidi tho lol !


Sir do you have semolina? I want to make Halwa.


That means no need to even carry an umbrella tommorow, there would not be a single clound in the sky. https://twitter.com/airnewsalerts/status/887674919609188353

Matlab kal to chhatri bhi lekar jaane ki zaroorat nahi, ek baadal nahi dikhega aasmaan mein.https://twitter.com/airnewsalerts/status/887674919609188353 …


#MyLifeInSixWords Contracts have shut, Let's go to gurgaon!

#MyLifeInSixWords Theke band hogaye hain, gurgaon chalo!


@Integrated_me she will vomit. After some months.

@Integrated_me ulti to wo karegi.. kuch mahine baad


aunty mow we have decided that we would not talk much here, people do not have seriousness regarding world's problems :(

aunty ab hum logo ne socha hai ke baat nahi karenge yahan zyada, world problems pe seriousness nahi hai logon mein :(


@FaaduTweets if i just get married to a woman like this, i will sing song for buffalo every night. @TheVacuumHead

@FaaduTweets bas saadi hojaabe aisi naari se, saala roj raat gaana gavenge hamre bhaisanwa ke liye @TheVacuumHead


They are like this even without PA, have seen enough. And that's a big problem.

ye bina peeye bhi aise hote hai, kaafi dekhe hai. Aur woh bada problem hai.


@Ra_bs sir don't stop today tomorrow is dead

@Ra_Bies Sir aaj mat roko kal monday hai


Rat @Sonuschadev 07: @GurmeterMarahim #PiyasBhandara is missing you so much .... Father wish I would be there even today! Tervas

RT @sonusachdeva07 : @Gurmeetramrahim #PiousBhandara Apki bhot yaad aa rhi h .... Pitaji Kaash aaj ki sham mein bhi wha hota ! Teravaas


@ Miss_Cherish Council No shortage of money and jugaad people in Delhi.

@miss_cherished Dilli me paise aur jugaad walo ki koi kami nahi @ndtv


@ Friendly_ghost @dishastra @allauddin @a_samosa_deena @ roflala huddi ki hoye hai

@friendlii_ghost @Dishasatra @Alllahdin @ek_samosa_dena @ROFLaaLa hadd paar hogayi ye gawaaron ki


Rat @ Meevaranasi: Thanks to Pt @ Narendramodi ji, Adarsh Village # Jaipur Transformed Into Ideal Village Hutpas: //TCO/jaktpjpjpanshttp: //TCO/

RT @MyVaranasi : Thanks to PM @narendramodi Ji , Adarsh Gram #Jayapur transformed into an ideal village https://t.co/ZeKtPpjpNS https://t.co/


@KyaUkhaadLega kyun? Maine kya kiya hai aisa?


Father had said to take admission in son # Janu no matter how much .. Now son is not better than giving anti-national slogans sit at home

Papa ne kaha thha Beta #JNU me kaise bhi karke Admission le lena .. Ab kehate nhi beta #DeshVirodhi nare dene se achha hai gharpe baith


Very nice and true. . . This is the condition of all parents. . . . . Hahaha .

very nice and true ...sabhi parents ka yahi haal hota hai ..... ha haa haa .


Bangladesh won't be able to blame no ball to Rohit Sharma #AsiaCupT20Final


@Locardi_rat wow what's the matter somewhere

@LoKarDi_RT waah kya baat kahin hai waah


Today, seeing the rain of #Mumbai, God is also waiting for #Gast. #Gsfournevindia #mumbarens

Aaj #Mumbai ki baarish dekh k lag rha hey bhagwan bhi #GST ka wait kar rha tha. #GSTForNewIndia #MumbaiRains


- Misbah has been making headlines since 4th year. Shoaib Akhtar.

- Misbah 4 year's se bewakoof banata aa raha hai . Shoib Akhter .


dude those were the days of my life .......


@Hindupalz cock got hungry while chanting :(

@hindiplz murga chadate chadate bhook lag gayi :(


@The_Sleigher Inshallah kal ladke achcha khel le


Mobile phone handheld while going on remand: http://t.co./jugibkto4 Virender Singh, this is called the setting from Circar. Http: //T.CO/Fet4Haszhaku

Reemand par jaate hue mobile phone haath https://t.co/N0ugIBktO4 virender singh , ise khete hai sarkar se setting . https://t.co/fET4hxZHcw


@Doctor, this is the true call of the heart,

@EkDoctor dil ki hai ye sachi pukar, #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


@Anjoyinhale stays away from the people, psychos are

@enjoyinhell me aaptards se dur hi rahta hu, psycho log hai


Brother, why do you sit on Jet Airways? They will bring #KingfisheryRelins @ThevijayMalaya #Manankibat

Bhai , tumlog Jet Airways mein baithte hi kyon ho ? We will bring #KingfisherAirlines @TheVijayMallya #MannKiBaat


Namo to Modi sir. We are proud that our mother has given birth to Birpurus.

modi sir ko namo namo.humko garb hotahe kiuki humare matrubhumi ne yesa birpurus ko janam diyahe.


kam se kam guddu k paas wicket to hain. . . ham to eente laga laga k kaam chalate the. . . aur eent ludhke naa uske liye usme kachra phasa dete the. . : p

kam se kam guddu k paas wicket to hain ... ham to eente laga laga k kaam chalate the ... aur eent ludhke naa uske liye usme kachra phasa dete the .. :p


# Gujestasang
 Or is I afraid of the world or not my love

#GuessTheSong
 Ya duniya se tu darti hai ya, kadar nahi mere pyar ki


"Brother look, Captain will be at your home, I will sit at the window seat" #Osuvppease.twitter.com / 8m4oelson

"Bhai dekh, Kaptaan hoga tu apne ghar pe, window seat pe to main hi baithunga" #AUSvPAKpic.twitter.com/8mJ4oAYLSN


mt @someUSER free tickets for @someUSER talking about dial m for murdoch on 6th december are available http/URL


Just not believing friend .. Old monk is drinking after 2 beers .. today sure

BC dost nahi maan raha.. 2 beer ke baad old monk pila raha hai.. aaj to ulti pakki


come out and join us for the sia trek or treat ,october 27th !http/URL it's a fundraiser for the safe house !


@Fussy_ Is this Japan's son Gand Sunle's brother?

@Fussy_Ca ye Japan wali Ms Gaand SoongLee ka bhai hai kya?


Oh hey, be such an emotional opinion, this is what was copied.
 You tell me who told you like this? : - /

arre arre aise emotional mat ho, copy ahi kiya tha.
 Tu bata tujhe kisine bola kya aise? :-/


good point he may still be up ... he's off to las vegas !@someUSER @someUSER @someUSER @someUSER


Sir @ Arvindakjariwal, apply the rules for electricity usage also, the fan will run on Odd Day, come on this day.

Sir @ArvindKjeriwal electricity usage kam karne ke liye bhi niyam laagu kar do, odd day par fan chalega even day par a/c.


@ Meetunangali what is chhutappa, I send it?

@MeetUunngLee kya chutyappa hai, main bhijwau?


Brother "Can't even compliment someone else's #Trump?"

Bhai " kisi aur ki #Trump taarif bhi nahi kar sakta kya ?


@Atheist_Krishna iske liye to @iamGunjanGrunge pakistani ban jaaye


Rahul Gandhi:
 2011: Doraemon, Doraemon
 2012: Chhota Bheem, Chhota Bheem
 2013: Shin Chan, Shin Chan
 2014: Nobita, Nobita
 2015: Farmer, Farmer

Rahul Gandhi:
 2011: Doraemon, Doraemon
 2012: Chota Bheem, Chota Bheem
 2013: Shin Chan, Shin Chan
 2014: Nobita, Nobita
 2015: Farmer, Farmer


Manwheele, Lonely Love Poets is written; A spice is a cup of tea, someone is going to drink it.

Meanwhile, lonely love poets on TL be like; ek masala chai ki pyaali ho, koi usko pilaane wali ho.


hey guys tomorrow is now national ground hog day ,i hope to see you all post about it !!hahahaha


if the potus wins 2nd term isn't that nj gov gonna go back to bashing him when his state is in better shape (2/2)


with the amount of chocolate i've eaten today ,i'll just call it chocolate day .and i shall have one every yea- mon- week .


@BloodieCamina Sorry sir was mistaken for an accident .. Thank goodness nobody sent you

@BloodyKamina sorry sir galti se mistake ho gaya tha.. Shukr manaye aapke paas Kjo nahi bheja


@Yodontakanowho_Bhai @IndientVetter, change the shampoo from now, there are no children in the future, only children.

@YouDontKnowWho_bhai @indiantweeter tu abhi se shampoo change kar le, future me baal nahi hain sirf bacche hain.


Lol, meaning lava is mute-tee and these people hail coal.

LOL, matlab lava moot-te hai aur koyla hagte hai ye log.


@ Bolshoybuze I feel like my sister is not agreeing with you: '(

@BolshoyBooze mana raha hu bhabhi ko tere, nahi man rahi :'(


Said New Year Man, Gowthab has blocked here. . You got a new year . . : /

kaha new year yar ,yaha github block kar rakha h govt ne .. apko new year ki padi ...:/


@Vaggishe naming is not done its first day is today: -D

@WaggishMe naamkaran hua nahi hai iska pehla din hai aaj :-D


the best comic ever read,ever seen,ever imagined .


Yes, BRO, they drink the juice of Adhar in the name of Green Tea, do Alchi Mari, how was this so awake?

haan bro, inhe green tea ke naam par adhrak ka juice pila do elaichi maar ke, aww this is so awesome ya!


@Narendramodi #RailBuzz 2015 doesn't praise you so much. Lathe others price Your Expert. Don't sound pompos.

@narendramodi #RailBudget2015 ki itni tareef karna apko shobha nahi deta . Let others praise it . You are no expert . Don't sound pompous .


Pakistan please #surgicalstrike iska bhi Saboot chaiye


Trouble comes to the rods on the horse, and the pedestrian is the pedal. Hmm Sidhu ji, Totally Made Sense. #Raravami

Musibat ghode pe chadd ke aati hai, aur jaati paidal hai. Hmm Sidhu Ji, that totally made sense. #RRvMI


Today Pootana will get a good sleep .. Abuses from the morning which are listening on Twitter ..

Aaj Pootna ko achchi neend aayegi.. Subah se gaaliyan jo sun rahi hai Twitter par..


@ Hassoo84 haha koshishh ... Accha koshish kerti hu ðŸ ™ ˆ @OmamaGhauri

@Hassoo84 haha koshishh ... Accha koshish kerti hu Ã°Å¸â„¢Ë† @OmamaGhauri


head . . Over time, all the expectations kept on coming,

sir .. samay ke sath sari ummide bujhti ja rahi ,


# He has formed an alliance with the socialist party… .Will anyone ask #RahulGandhi ji, do they get a bicycle?

#SamajwadiParty se #Gathbandhan to kar liya unhone .... kya koi #RahulGandhi ji se puchega ki unko cycle chali aati ha kya


Bhai, ask some BJP #Narendramodi that when any government or police officer asks for bribe, how much #Gast will be done on that bribe?

Bhai koi #BJP #NarendraModi se pucho ke jab koi sarkari ya police afsar rishwat mange to us rishwat par kitna #GST lage ga?


No way ... a whole month after the prayer of Ramadan, Eid will see such a movie where Hanuman Chalisa is being read ....

no way...pura ek mahina ramzan ki ibadat k baad eid mey aisi movie kon dekhega jaha hanuman chalisa padhaa ja raha ho....


Had a month's break, brother. Was your health bad?

ek mahine ka break liya tha bhai .kya tabiyat kharab thi ?


@Kritson you speak and miss cr ... no way

@kritisanon aap bolo aur miss kr jau ... no way


narendra modi is the best pm of india ...


Modi has said hud .. hud ..... to "hudhud"

Modi has said hud .. hud ..... to " Hudhud "


@Kayasamamma oh no .. after pooja tomorrow

@KeyaSMamma arre nahi.. kal pooja ke baad


Secular people must be preparing for # Diwali

Secular log #Diwali ki taiyaari kar rahe honge


@ Vichyabychayyagal If you are not then your photo will play too .. If your photo is not no no .. If you do not have a photo then photocopy will also ..

@witchybitchygal Tu nathiÂ to thaaroÂ photo pan chalse.. Jo thaaroÂ photo nathi nathi nathi.. Jo thaaroÂ photo nathiÂ to photocopy pan chalse..


Navi Mumbai is the illegitimate child of Bombay.

Navi Mumbai is the Najayaz aulaad of Bombay.


Modi government in Delhi this time. . . Har har Modi . House to house Modi. . .

abki bar delhi me modi sarkar... har har modi..ghr ghr modi ...


Well saved BRO and Modiji Zindabad Way support is on the side @ Pamindia Kas # Raincoat does not say anything # Manmohan Singh too

well said bro Nd modiji jindabad We support wht he said @PMOIndia cus #raincoat bhi kuch ni bolta n #ManmohanSingh bhi


You know who my father is?
 Mumbai Chop: Bhosdichya, Side Lav Tujhyai Cha Gho

Tu jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai?
 Mumbai Cop: Bhosdichya, side la laav tujhya aai cha gho


PM Modis speed of implementing policies is like a bullet train : Japanese PM Shinzo Abe https://t.co/LNvJPohXn7


@Rofflala @Alladdin @Friendly_ghost @dishastra first tv print now. It will conduct 360 degree campaign with paid media! Evening radio

@ROFLaaLa @Alllahdin @friendlii_ghost @Dishasatra Pehle TV abhi Print. Ye paid media ke saath 360 degrees campaign karayegi! Shaam ko radio


@Harmipinde hahaha no one would want to do anything with it: -D

@HaramiParindey hahaha iake saath koi kuch karna bhi nahi chahega :-D


@someUSER what lies have they told ?catholics may have been 'ethnically cleansed' in some areas but protestants got it worse ,no ...


And Yuvraj's #SurgishaLastrike injured 2 Pakistan players.

Aur yuvraj ki #SurgicalStrike se Pakistan ke 2 player ghayal .


Salman wants to meet you in plz .... I want to see you once..I am your bottle big fan heartily ... Realy Likes ... Write like Natur ..

slman plzz m apse milna chahti hu....apko ek bar dekhna chahti hu..m apki bot bdi fan hu dil se...reaallyy i like u..i like ur natur..


Anurag Kashyap's Mahabharat - Nawazuddin Siddique as Arjun killing Duryodhan within first 5 mins of the movie with his gaalis.


Twitter: Treatment of weakness, lethargy and loneliness with gurantee

Twitter : Kamzori, Susti evam Akelepan ka gurantee ke saath ilaaj


@jiteshpillaai vaadh diwassachya hardik shubbhecha, aata tari mala ek baatli paathva ki


@Jatinkiduniya @godrejexpert they give me chocolate #mafirsthero

@JatinKiDuniya @GodrejExpert vo mujhe chocolate dete hai#MyFirstHero


@ Trindasgupta @ dear_menon: I got it too.

@ttrinadasgupta @Priya_Menon haha! Mil gaye mujhe bhi.


RT @CricketNDTV : #WT20 : Virat Kohli and Dwayne Bravo are indulging in some banter . Both are going after each other #IndvsWI https://t.co/qK


. @ Garibguy, you have a watch, it seems that you ask for time only by walking a path.

.@GareebGuy aapke paas ghadi hai, shakalse lagta hai aap kisi raah chalte se hi waqt puch lete ho


@Atheist_Krishna bhai tu to aaj aa hi ja


our @someUSER 15 celebration continues with this long interview with jim white ,who plays sat .at cats cradle for yr15 .http/URL


@ Confuserized Lalu and Nitish together rob Bihar

@confusedrjd Lalu and Nitish ne milke Bihar ko luta hai #NitishKaNakliVikas


@Paputtam009 Tweets like before don't come now dude

@ppritam009 pehle jaise tweets nahi aate ab yar


This is bullshit. Y no strict rule is coming. @narendramodi kya sote rahoge. Yaha maa beti behan sab rape ka shikaar banti rahrngi. Band karo yaar. Sarkaar ki dukaan.


@Histreative18 on #SargishaalStoryCase, not forged ?? Give the Paytm number, I understand the money of Barnol

@HISTORYTV 18 pe #SurgicalStrikes dekhke jaali naa ?? Paytm number De di jiye burnol ke paise bhejhta hun


@Klerkofgod absolutely no swear by @notlikayou

@ClerkofGod bilkul nahi kiya @notlykYOU ki kasam


@FadVeetus I got nothing here, I have found only the followers

@FaaduTweets kuch nahi mila mujhe yaha, mile hai toh sirf followers


@Pujamissra @bolshoybuzhe will no longer watch the channels presented by the news presented by them.

 #Frazipatrakararvishkumar

@PoojaMissra @BolshoyBooze Abse nahi dekhenge wo channel jispe aate hain inke dwara prastuu kiye Samachaar.

 #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


@ Neha_Rathore64 so you go away .. and give the gift too

@neha_rathore64 to tum chali jana.. aur gift bhi de dena


@someUSER i'm going over to britain and ireland's next top mode and jls are performing on the monday and that's the day i was supposed


@hurdangi LOL! Aisa lag raha hai kha jayega


It is lying from the institute from the angle "30 states of the country have come from where ...

Ye kon se institute se padi hai " desh ke 30 states kaha se aa gae...


I thought Guddu is the only son. . . But this is 4 . .

mujhe laga guddu eklauta beta hai...but ye to 4 hai ...


After Diwali, Diwali arrived after #GustConcilMeet meeting.

#GSTCouncilMeet meeting ke Baad Diwali se pehle Diwali aa gayi.


@Delivelli has asked this forty times since morning

@DailyVelli Subah se chalice baar yeh puch chuki ho


@TheKirfan Ã°Å¸Ëœâ€šÃ°Å¸Ëœâ€šaccha accha manliya


@MasterHoyar, we are also Shukla, older than you and this @insane_chhorri is like our younger sister and is a mother. Sorry, speak to them :)

@mastrahoyaar hum bhi shukla hain, tum se bade haiaur ye @insane_chorri humari chhoti behan jaisi hain aur ek maa hain. sorry bolo inhe :)


Who called this gold in the middle of the match! ! !

is suwar ko bulaya kis ne tha match ke beech me !!!


rajai hahaha .... ek fuski ( choti si paaad ) ho jaye :p


Eid 2015 we together with Bajrangi Bhaijaan.

Eid 2015 Hum sath sath bajrangi bhaijaan.


@Ledtavan you say, we are right, if you are happy in this .. we just want you to be happy

@LEDtvn tum kehti ho to hum fattu sahi.. Agar isi me aapki khushi hai.. Hum to bas chahte hai aap khush raho


Suraj Hua Medium Moon Jal to Lagpisi.twitter.com / Pause5LmJooper

Sooraj hua madham chand jalne lagapic.twitter.com/PZ9LmjouPR


Jail of Lunachar Paaji . Never stop eating or thinking about food. .

luncher paaji ki jai ..kabi to khane se ya khane ke bare sochne se baaj aao ..


Shatrughan: Son is #WorldBooker today, tell me what is needed?

 Sonakshi: Vao papa, 1.25 kg samosas and jalebi for me. It is very booked

Shatrughan: Beta aaj #WorldBookDay hai, batao kya chahiye?

 Sonakshi: Wow Papa, mere liye 1.25 kilo samose aur jalebi. Bahot book lagi hai


@Thisitdevil do * Do not understand you, that's all.


@monikadad hospital me ilaaj karwa rahA hun


@Priyansabajaj Don't worry .. now Aiso will be defeated #frazipatrakararvishkumar

@PriyancaBajaj chinta mat kar.. Ab hogi aiso ki haar #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


Even so, the film will not be available.

Itne to film kama bhi nahi payegi https://twitter.com/News18Hindi/status/667209534763569152Â â€¦


@Vaibhav_Philas, they will be silenced this time #Biharkajaychandashtrughan

@vaibhav_feels inhe toh waqt he khamosh karega #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan


inter ,roma keep pace with wins: inter milan kept pace with serie a leaders juventus after seeing off catania 2-0 at the san siro on sunday .


@Jar_HapTel Oh hey, brother let there be happiness in non-violence

@Jr_Hpatel arre arre, jaane de bhai non violence mein hi sukh hai


@Crazyfrog your daughter Pepsi drinks with boys

@krazyfrog teri beti pepsi piti hai ladkon ke saath


@Twenitisha should 2 cups of tea be the same thing? Back.Twitter.com / B7 Zagarful 0x

@twinitisha isi baat pe 2 cup chai ho jaaye ? pic.twitter.com/k7ZGrFUl0x


great seeing u .i'm host of google+ hangout #romneyrally wednesday of u want invite let me know #lynndebate @someUSER


@Urbanzmindar This is the shop nearby @TwitterRunt

@UrbanZameendar Yahi paas me dukaan hai@TweetErrant


The courier sang: The blessing that was sent .. She has collided with the blessings of death, she has come back forever

 In: ???

 Gaia: Courier Saturn Has Arrived

Courier Guy: Jo bheji thi dua.. Wo jaa ke aasmaa se yu takra gayee hai aa gayee hai laut ke sadaa

 Me: ???

 Guy: courier return aa gaya hai


Karan Johar's ass was killed .. Oh wait .. Http: //twitter.com/indiatodeflesh/states/786852644002275329…

Karan Johar ki gaand mar gayee.. oh wait.. https://twitter.com/IndiaTodayFLASH/status/786852644002275329Â â€¦


#Minimumumblance #Gust be ashamed, now the devotees who say Modi Modi ... More more hopes from #nanda .. # Manmohansing was better

#MinimumBalance #GST sharam aane chahiye ab to Modi Modi Kehne walo Bhako ko..No More Hopes From #NDA ..#ManmohanSingh was far better


@ Amitmehra was good. Mr. and Maradona please.

@amitmehra Accha tha. Ee aur maradona please.


@someUSER i'm with you on mass effect 3 .thats goty for me so far .still waiting on my other two ,but one may be persona 4 arena .


heavy rain over parts of ne .some showers in cny .any sun ?how about the weekend ?your forecast first at 4am on nbc-3 !http/URL


Do not bury your daddy on me, do not chase you.

Tere daddy ko mujh pe bhonkne ka nahi, tera peecha karu toh tokne ka nahi.


@ZoomFatac is also moving at the same pace.

@zoomphatak me bhi usi gati se aage bad raha hu.


Priyanka Sir Rajnikanth ki beti hai ??? https://twitter.com/ZoomTV/status/738633876440907778…

Priyanka Sir Rajnikanth ki beti hai ??? https://twitter.com/ZoomTV/status/738633876440907778Â â€¦


@Gabbarsingh hey I did not take a single time in this series 20. Never been so bad. Zaheer Kumble used to get something out

@GabbbarSingh Arey matlab is series main ek bhi baar nahi liye 20. Itni buri kabhi nahi rahi. Zaheer Kumble kuch nikal lete the


Now it becomes even more expensive "will be placed in the highest slab of #Gast

Ab toh aur bhi mehenga ho gayaa "hoga #GST ke highest slab mein rakha hoga


@Anupampkher @Narendramodi Life can have anything

@AnupamPkher @narendramodi life mein kuch bhi ho sakta hai


For this, first the father has to be beaten, then the daughter.

iske liye pehle papa ko patana padega, phir beti ko.


Sakshi Dhoni to Anushka Sharma: "Ehm" #indvassa

Sakshi Dhoni to Anushka Sharma: "Ahem" #IndvsSA


@Defunkatiwehmor, he will also go from Jadu! This is the snake of Toh Sleeve #BiharkajaychandShatrughan

@DefucktiveHumor JDU se bhi jayege ye! Ye toh asteen ka saap hai #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan


Brother, your fan should be a fan of Pakistan, Sindh, Karachi

Bhai mein apka buhat bra fan hon pakistan,sindh,karachii


What will the lion eat if it befriends the grass?

Sher agar ghaas se dosti karega toh khayega kya.


speechless and diya bhai tu to. General Chat Chat Lounge General Chat Chat Lounge excellent post yar (y)

speechless kar diya bhai tu to ... excellent post yar (y)


so apparently tomorrow is national kissing day .i'm gonna eat an entire bag of hershey kisses and call it a day .


Halleit Vas by @mahimas__. It is good that Purana was deleted Aks --.-

@mahimaaax__ like hell it was . Accha hua purana acc delete kar diya tha maine -.-


Look Bhai Kejarwal supporter .. come directly to Maa Behen .. Ja Bhai Tu drain birth

Dekho bhai Kejruwal supporter.. Seedhe maa behen pe aate hai.. Jaa bhai tu naali ki paidaish https://twitter.com/NavenduSingh_/status/684055681612156928Â â€¦


@MeetUunngLee @Chubby Haha! Bhai phone kat


Khair's mother did not make the patala / parwal stuffed. . . . Would have been surprised

khair ki mummy ne patal/parwal ka bharwa nahi banaya ....dimaag ka chauka lag jata :p


Gandhi: Why so small font size? Http: //twitter.com/singlesius/states/674624736748576768…

Gandhi: Arrey itna chhota font size kyon?https://twitter.com/Singhlicious/status/674624736748576768Â â€¦


LOLIT'S AWESOME! I always had chalk in my bag to make cartoons on the blackboard before classes started in the morning.

lol it's awesome !mere bag me hmesa chalk rakhti thi morning me classes start hone se phle blackboard pe cartoons bnane k liye :v


@Bhoolwerine tu sirf mujhe hi follow karta hai kya


Who are these people? Where do these people come from? Back.Twitter.com / Rasajqgb14a6

Kaun hai yeh log? kahan se aate hai yeh log?pic.twitter.com/RSzCGB14k6


That is why every year it gets cold: D: P> :(


I am bad at twitter , but I am not a quitter . Ganda waala addict ban ke hi deactivate karunga . Yours sincerely , Desi Vella !


@ Ankit - I want to buy the laptop, which brand, specification and battery backup are good .. in Plz let

@ankitv - mujhe laptop buy karna hai in which brand , specification aur bettery backup acha ho .. Plzz let me


Rang Jaiye Holi ke rang " Padmaavat ke sang !


@StarSportsIndia #matchpoint best opener Ajinkiya Rahane consistent effective trustworthy classy !!


@Shaifali_Goyal @Tannalap @Angelvishi huhhh .. Sad state of affairs .. I loved lacquer more than venom .. venom is good you but lacquer no 1

@shaifali_goel @tannuLP @angelvishii Huuhh .. sad state of affairs .. Mujhe Vish se ziada Laakhan pasand tha .. Vish is good too but Laakhan no 1


@Atheist_krishna will be hungry .. from 4-5 days .. forgive it @sekheri

@Atheist_Krishna bhookha hoga.. 4-5 dIn se.. maaf kar dete hai ise @sekhery


One owl was enough to ruin Gulistan
 Here .. an owl is sitting on every branch, what will be the outcome
 - Hobbies Bahraichi

Barbad gulistaan karne ko to ek hi ullu kaafi tha
 Yahan..har shaakh pe ullu baitha hai anjam-e-gulistan kya hoga
 - Shauq Bahraichi


Nushrat Bharucha is Wannabe Shraddha Kapoorpic.twitter.com/EVOXCTCZww

Nushrat Bharucha is wannabe Shraddha Kapoorpic.twitter.com/EVOXCTCZww


#Filteblanc
 In the buds in the flowers ___ _ ____ _ Nothing without you

#FillTheBlank
 Phoolon mein ka kaliyon mein ___ _ ____ _ tere bina kuch kahin na


@Pamindia @narendramodi sir plus you give information about #gast on national tv "because most people are not aware of including

@PMOIndia @narendramodi sir pls aap #GST ke baare me national tv pe jaankari "de kyun ki jyadatar logo ko including me pata nahi hai


Got Mukesh Defeating Foreign Brotherpeace.Twitter.com / o3 Rmanage 8 Yd

Mil gaya Mukesh Harane ka videshi bhaipic.twitter.com/U3RMEiJ8yd


Har Har Mahadev .... On the occasion of Mahashivratri, my greetings to all of you, Jai Bholenath

Har Har Mahadev .... Mahashivratri k avsar per boht sari sbhi ko meri taraf se bdhai Ho ..... Jay BholeNath


What the f ** k !!! Say it as much as you have done, but these bastards (Kulpreet) will not improve ever 0 again another fearless?

What the F**k!!! Again it happened jitna bhi bolo lekin ye kamine aadami ( culprit) sudharenge nahi kabhi 0 Phir se ek aur Nirbhaya ?


@ Tahdillimorer veerji tussi ho o dandale bonde

@TheDilliMirror Veerji tusee ho o dande aale bande


@3DArnab haha. tl ki hi mar lete hai yaar


Hey! ! Ma ki yad dila d. . :) Love you Mom.

haaye !!maa ki yaad dila di .. :) love you mom .


@HathwalaThakur irshaad irshaad @akshaykanitkar @Ra_Bies @UnSubtleDesi


Hey Hemangi, today was Swapnil's birthday. He has put Komal on his head. Butt is cute. #LDSKachtox

Aey Hemangi, aaj Swapnil ka birthday tha. Komal ko toh usne sar pe chadha rakha hai. But hai cute. #LadiesCoachTalks


Shruti Performing at music awards Anbe Sivam Her Voice _/\_ #HappyBirthdayShrutihassan https://t.co/3XHIfCXPmK via @YouTube


@Trendulkar Pardes, this can also happen.


@Fadveetus kownu fark won't gajodhawaa, our name is a little sweet? Gore whores like English memes @Thevakumhad

@FaaduTweets kaunu phark naahi padega gajodharwa, hmra naam thode hi Jaan Snow hai?Gore chore pasand aawe hai angreji mem ko @TheVacuumHead


tumhare tweets padh kar bigad jaati hai tabiyat :D


Kui jokes kraha ha bhai "Today I also got #Jio Prime Le Air Cash Back

kuy majak Kr raha h bhai " aaj hi Maine #jio prime le air cash back bhi mila


@beinghitasha hittu ji ðŸ‘¸ aap kucch accha Sochiye for betterment of society ðŸ˜ ðŸ˜Š

@beinghitasha hittu ji Ã°Å¸â€˜Â¸ aap kucch accha Sochiye for betterment of society Ã°Å¸ËœÂÃ°Å¸ËœÅ


@someUSER way to go .i dropped my ballot marked obama off on wednesday in colorado ,gives you a good feeling .i hope co goes obama .


Hahaha and became adorable to Allah. . :)


@Being_Humor Abe no .. cousin brother has to go shopping .. boy is going to Pune Tux

@Being_Humor abe nahi.. Cousin bhai ko shopping karani hai.. Ladka jaa raha hai Pune TCS


People who are happy for their new capital today ... Those people will remember #Dhoni's capitency

joo log aaj apne nayee capital ke liyee khush h ... vo log #Dhoni ke captaincy yaad kregee


It goes well .. Remembering in Capacity - Hans Dhoni

Achha chalta hu .. captaincy me yaad rakhna - MS Dhoni


The name otters seems wretched. . . : @ :(

udbilao naam se hi manhooos lagta hai ...:@ :(


There was no money to watch Force 2 #DemonetisToWesLife

Force 2 dekhne ke paise nahi the#DeMonetisationSavesLife


RT @TimesNow : After 2 cases in Bihar , now , a case filed against Owaisi in Telangana for refusing to say ' Bharat Mata ki jai ' https://t.co/F


RT @ClownPrinceG: Such sportsmanship even after losing! Thoda Modiji Ke saath bhi thoda apni sportsmanship dikhade the! https://t.co/ssstâ €¦

RT @ClownPrinceG : Such sportsmanship even after losing ! Thoda Modiji Ke saath bhi thoda apni sportsmanship dikhade the ! https://t.co/ssstÃ¢â‚¬Â¦


padhai kar le placement k baad ghar se udda k le jaiyo....sabr ka fal meetha hota hai


If you dare, like brother @ Ra_BS, otherwise keep tweeting to be politically correct. Like children.

Himmat ho to bhai @Ra_Bies jaisi, varna tweet karte raho politically correct hone ke liye. Bachchon jaise.


Which phone do you use that is a useless phone …… My message will not be able to display to you… otherwise you would reply.

Aap koun saa phone use karte ho that is a useless phone......mera message aapko display nhi kar paa rha hoga...warna aap to reply karte hi karte....


@kamasutra___ aur kuch balo https://t.co/IdYCmdvH5M


RT @vickynanjappa : Did Bhatkal resident fund ISIS through hawala transactions ? https://t.co/iTvPYKXjKD #bhatkal via @oneindia


Ravi Shankar Prasad on #RightToPrivacy 0 This is priceless


Oh great ,, .. Seeing you every day, you get new energy. You make Jijo Hazoro Sal Sir Ji and India Biswa Bijai ..

oh great,,..har din apko dekh ke nai urja milta hai.ap jio hajoro sal sir ji or india ko biswa bijai banao..


@herecomessammy Ladka hai ya room freshener?


Rat @nasibbatananals: My Valid Marhum Haseeb Pathan Khan's 9th anniversary kills him Akeedat Hattap:

RT @naseebpathanmlc : Mere walid marhoom Haseeb pathan khan ki 9vi Barsi per unko kheraje aqeedat https://t.co/FochdZGfDU


Lol! It was found on Whatsapp. I am correcting my relationship with porn

LOL! Ye whatsapp par mila tha. Ashleel cheezon s ethoda naata durr kar raha hu aajkal


@iamGunjanGrunge Tujhe pata hai tujhe kya bolna hai


busted @someUSER caught out celebrating the 1st'a cup win with andy carroll and joe hart #beer #jager http/URL


#GST: Ek Tax "Registration Ek" Return Ek Hi Bhugtan. Sugam hai ye "Kar Suvidha hai iski Pehchan '

#GST: Ek Tax "Registrationâ€‹ Ek "Return Ek Hi Bhugtan. Sugam hai ye "Kar Suvidha hai iski Pehchan'


. @AdityaMenve 22 pussy PAN card number is written

.@AdityaMenon22 chutiye PAN card number likha to hai


@VirenderSehwag Paji Autographed Shirt Chade # Watching Godji's 1st Sat 1st Show: #Sachin Thebillon Dreams

@virendersehwag paaji autographed shirt chaye #GODji ki 1 st day 1 st show dekhna h #Sachin thebillion dreams ka kuch help kar do


20 june 2012 ,out european tour party drove the fabulous road from davos to stelvio .this is the last little bit ...http/URL


Wife: Honey pizza is the same, will eat together.
 Ashutosh: No warriors, 1/1 I will eat and the remaining 1/2 you eat.

Wife: Honey pizza ek hi hai, mil-baant kar kha lenge.
 Ashutosh: No worries, 1/1 main kha loonga aur baki bach hua 1/2 tum kha lena.


@Mitoonangali, solution ring on the middle finger of the problem, Babaji's booty. Jai ho babaji

@MeetUunngLee Samasya ke middle finger par samaadhan ki angoothi, babaji ki booty. Jai ho babaji


Under time of the year when fan fan speeds: 1) Better than this, air with a fan with a hand. 2) Out loud ... Http: //T.CO/Nodekaghkf9 5

That time of the year when fan has two speeds : 1 ) Is se accha toh haath waale pankhe se hawa kar lu . 2 ) Zor se ... https://t.co/nOdCGcF9e5


@ Zapdeeux yar ab usane pakistan this is a yes. Be prepared Save 1 Lakh Opportunity Meet & Greet. Cost of stalking air concert tickets

@zapdeIuxe yar ab usne Pakistan a bhe jana ha . Tayar raho . 2 lakh tak save karo meet and greet . Stalking aur concert ticket ka kharcha


@Kapildev on dead children too ?? do you have any children ?? @Roditox @ Ra_BS @ Steppenwolf

@kapeildeo mare hue bachcho par bhi ?? Aapke bachche hai ?? @RowdyTalks @Ra_Bies @steppennwolf


@Twitting_ple Thank you but you have not met me till date .. then why are you lying to people

@tweeting_pal Thank you but tum to aajtak mujhse mili nahi ho.. Phir logo ko kyu jhoot bol rahi ho


@ Akhil_Bits Yeh, can gauge from 0 response. Only I have got such a lotus probably.

@akhil_bits yeah, can gauge it from 0 response. Sirf mujhe hi aisi laundiya mili hai shayad.


The country in which the person is advising about the solace, what is the value of Gust in that country ..... #Gast #IndianEconomy

Jis desh me Saushalay ke bare me logo ke liye advertisement kar raha he..... Us desh me GST ka kya value he..... #GST #IndianEconomy


Soya tha yaar, bahar nikal ke call karta hu


Syria ka video nahi hai. Bagal Jharkhand ka hi hai. Udhar bhi aapke papaji ki hi sarkar hai. Yahi kaam ho raha hai. Thoda akal lagaohttps: //twitter.com/AndColorPockeT/status/845969312645025794…

Syria ka video nahi hai. Bagal Jharkhand ka hi hai. Udhar bhi aapke papaji ki hi sarkar hai. Yahi kaam ho raha hai. Thoda akal lagaohttps://twitter.com/AndColorPockeT/status/845969312645025794Â â€¦


Virat Kohli - Bhennananchauau # Indvspak

Virat Kohli - BHENNNNNNNCHOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD. #IndvsPak


Intoxication Kejri is a toast, a bottle of food


Rat Kaushik 22 r: The Guru is the only Shiva who is Nimita # Rudrabhishek Kia

RT Kaushik22R : Jo Guru hi vo hi Shiv hai is nimita #Rudrabhishekh kia #MahaShivratri ashramindia TruthRoars 14FebP http://t.co/HmPNQhRJvS


Hey: I'll break the stars for you.
 Stars: She sees Chhutta * BRO fist * # ः

He: Main tumhare liye taare tod launga.
 Stars: Woh dekh chutya *bro fist* #haha


Fake Fake and Fake my order is not delivered even after 1.5 months today "Delivered is a far-fetched thing not even shipped # Fraud

Fake fake and fake mera order aaj 1.5 month baad bhi delivered nhi huaa " delivered to dur ki baat hai ship bhi nhi huaa abhi tak #fraud


@ Ksodia no way, I cannot take away the right of birth of these women from them. Shri M. Gentleman

@KShisodia No way, ye auraton ka janam siddh adhikar main unse nahi chheen sakta. I am a gentleman


. @PromimMahud @ ShreeMrit dude you are a good fan, not like a brother's. Fahd Khan will win the award for Life Time Achievement one day.

.@PromiMahmood @A__mrit Yaar tumlog achhe fans ho, bhai ki fans ki tarah nahi ho. Fahad Khan ek din award jeetega life time achievement.


@Akshayakanitkar, who needs to spend your mind!

@akshaykanitkar kisko dimaag khapana hai!


channing tatum will be in white oak tomorrow ... for all you stalkers out there


@RootKanal uske baare main kuch nahi bolne ka


potus was here in boulder today ,with the same old stump speech .meanwhile ,in staten island ,his lower 9th ward: http/URL


No matter how big a person becomes, water bowl has to be spread in front of the whole person.

Kitne bhi bade insaan ban jao, pani puri wale ke samne toh katora failana hi padta hai.


Congratulations to Team India and Virat Kohli

# team India ko bahut bahut badhai and Virat kohili


@shashi_ks paise to hai nahi tumhari tarah videsh ghoomne ke


Take this and always remember: http://twitter.com/advansadmoshi/states/474573879642296320…

ye le aur hamesha yaad rakhiyo yehttps://twitter.com/AdvancedMaushi/status/474573879642296320Â â€¦


"Chhupp kar ganoo sab tere liye hua hai"pic.twitter.com/dg4SBPfwwe


@Nehat_ they are all showing their old self to Tanmay Bhat

@NehaT_ wo sab Tanmay Bhat ke purane ss dikha dikha ke uski le rahe hai


lady gaga fears classmates: los angeles ,nov 1 (ians) singer lady gaga is still in touch with some pe ...http/URL @someUSER


@GaurangBharadv1 composed the audio and sent it

@GaurangBhardwa1 iska audio bana ke bhej


Uncle Chaudhary's brain runs faster than a computer.
 #WorkschildMotherrooms

Chacha Chaudhary ka dimaag computer se bhi zyada tez daudta hai.
 #WorstChildhoodRumors


@Sanjoyjpr @NavbharatTimes @neeerajbadhwar dhanawad sir :)


It will be diplomatic only brother. Write down


Love is bound to happen
 (Remo Fernandes)

Pyaar to honna hi Ttaa
 (REMO FERNANDES)


It will not happen by your saying . . The public has to vote. . Do not boast.

aapke kahne se nahi ho jayga ... vote to public ko dena hai .. ghamand mat karo .


Why a @samosa_dena? Bikose Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar

@ek_samosa_dena kyu? Because Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar


kejriwal ...what the use of 70 issues ,you don't last even 50 days last time .


Burn firecrackers, Liberals will also burn #RightingValediwali

Phatake jalao, liberals ki bhi jalegi #RightWingWaliDiwali


Who's bolu mi? Hi @ cricketfreak23 maazya barobar bolat didn't

kaay bolu mi? Hi @cricketfreak23 maazya barobar bolat nahi


4 indian standard timing means 4:15 ? Pranam bhai ? ..


why would you still wear shorts when it's this cold ?!i love how britain see's a bit of sun and they're like 'oooh let's strip ! '


So Arya Samaj Temple Marriage Confession does not post on the page: -D: -D

to arya samaj mandir marriage conffesn page pe post krti na :-d :-d


@IndiantVetter @ wallflower_ish Hey, is this bloody you supporter, I already knew everyone was alive

@indiantweeter @wallflower_ish he is a bloody AAP supporter, mujhe pehle hi pata tha sab mile hue hai ji


@someUSER thanks for the follow brian !hope you have a super tuesday !


@Sardesirajdeep not interested in other programs .. and one thing Bharat Mata Ki Jai….

@sardesairajdeep not interested in ur any program .. Aur ek baat Bharat Mata Ki Jai ....


@Alladin, it was when you brought you home like this: D

@Alllahdin itte se the tum jab tumhe aise uthaakar ghar le aaya tha :D


@bhaiyyajispeaks Aap hi ne bahot bada push diya


Must see the news today at 8 pm "Announcement of address should be done #Notebandi

AAJ saam 8 bje news zarur dekhe " pTA nai ky announcement ho jaae #NOTEBANDI


Rat @ Shubhanshu 1: Chana Way Home Today, Chola Way Home Today ...

RT @shubhansh1504 : Chanaa ve ghar aaja ve , Cholaa ve ghar aaja ve ....


Leader of tomorrow or black magic # vaginalism

Kaale neta ka kaala jaadu #YoNitishSoTantrik


@Murtazaprimas take out what to uproot. Even if it is Obama: D

@murtazaprimas ukhaad le jo ukhaadna hai usse. Chahe woh Obama kyun na ho :D


#Gastrolaut Whether someone has problems or not @SanSindia, the problem is why #Gast is being implemented at 12 o'clock at night ... Wow, politics

#gstrollout kisi ko problems ho ya na ho @INCIndia ko ye problem hai ki #GST 12 baje raat ko kyu laagu ho raha hai... Waah re raajneeti


And tell me brother, what's going on, big day :)

aur sunao bhai, kya chal raha hai, bade din baad :)


Yeh lo bhai, logik par sambar kaise bounte hai dekh lohatpas:

Ye lo bhai, logic par sambhar kaise uchhaalte hai dekh lohttps://twitter.com/AbbakkaHypatia/status/885405704865042432Â â€¦


@Sagarcom it was so cool .. But sagar bhai knov no how how to make jokes here @Palkakkadpatra

@sagarcasm ye to mast tha.. But Sagar bhai u know na yaha kaise kaise joke banate hai@palakkadpattr


RT @ Viratian05: Hindi - wo tyre kha gyi English - Ceat tyre

RT @Viratian05 : Hindi - wo tyre kha gyi English - Ceat tyre


#MakeSomeonesNightIn3Words

 Chalo Sote hai


Yuvraj gave India the opportunity, but this team is not damned man. . . India will lose 100% friends final .

india ko to yuvraj ne w/c dilaya magar is team dam nahi h yaar ... india 100% haregi dosto final h ..


Hum bane, tum bane ek duje ki jhand karne ke liye.


If you don't like this item, I don't want you to think,

bhook laagli aahe mala, aani ghari kahi pan nahi khaayla, mhanun tumcha doka khaatoy


homegrown talent missing on signing day: throughout most of the day on wednesday ,the video scoreboard...http/URL #raleigh


@GV_Gak send something if you want to laugh


Canada PM explained quantum computing to audience . So what . Rahul Gandhi can also explain escape velocity .


its november already ..christmas will be here soon ,then new year ,then valentine's day then graduation ?!?!


@Urban_Stifler sapne suhaane tharakpan ke.


Hahahaha when someone loses, it only says fun agaya now haye chance chance chance :): -D: -D: -D: -D

hahahaha jab koi harta hai to yeh hi bolta hai maza agaya ab hay mauqaaa mauqaaa :) :-d :-d :-d :-d


"Respect elders"
 Okay, whose elder is it here?

"Badon ki izzat karo"
 Theek hai, kiske bade hai yahan?


Rat @ Jhasumanta: Well plaid cad .. But we hope for more from you .. Hope you will do better .. Http: //TCO/K5J4Q7K

RT @JhaSumanta : Well played paaji .. but hum aapse jyada ki ummid rakhte hain .. hope aap aage aur accha karoge .. https://t.co/kE5J4Q7C0j


The extent is Http: //twitter.com/partnership/states/745690647483424768…

Hadh hai https://twitter.com/retardedwriter/status/745690647483424768Â â€¦


g shifts top executives to singapore: us consumer giant procter and gamble (p&amp


Do not go on the name, go to work.
 Naam Dekho Toh Nawaz also has Sharif and Jethmalani has Ram.

Naam par mat jaao, kaam par jaao.
 Naam dekho toh Nawaz mein bhi Sharif hai aur Jethmalani mein Ram.


@Rungokulvus jadu jaagi hai, now Bihar will move forward. #NitishKanKliVikas

@arungokulvs JDU jaegi har, ab aage badhega Bihar. #NitishKaNakliVikas


Man held for Overseas MBBS Admission Fraud in Salem - Thanthi TV - TamilTwin http://t.co/mZMFZm5oUV


headlines: nadal confirms for mexican open in february: rafael nadal plans to play at the mexican open in februa ...http/URL


The youth of the country is engaged in its death. #Account

Desh ka Yuva apni maraane mein laga huwa hai. #AaaakThooo


If there is one father's child, then chant.


@ Atheist_krishna bittu's bone and @ jala_kukdi's match is so much match

@Atheist_Krishna Bittoo ki bhua aur @Jal_Kukdi ki DP kitni match hoti hai


@SonyLIV 1. Ananya & Abhishek #LoveBytes


@someUSER saturday i buy my ticket for the #tmhtour in belgium !i'm so happy !!!!


tomorrow is the release of the 20th anniversary kniteforce boxset featuring many remixes including mine of super sunday !$92 at the store !


Why Shake it? There is stability in the country, there is development, why need instability? Have you taken money from Pakistan?

kyun. hilana hai?desh main stability hain,development hain,instability kyun chahiye?pakistan se paisa liye ho kya ?


Amazon has its own shop, yet has to pay to get something. Wt.

Amazon apni dukan hai fir bhi kuch lene ke liye paise dene padte hai. wtf.


@pacificleo Crafts Museum . Bhairon road . Delhi .


@jiteshpillaai Tumcha who has been victorious for many years,

@jiteshpillaai Tumcha kaay ubha zhala temi vicharla kaay, tochun bolu naka


Very curious to see a new story. Love u Sallu Bhai.

Ek nai kahani dekhne ko behad utsuk hai.love you sallu bhai.bhaijaan.


big fan of the holidays that just involve partying: st .patrick's ,4th of july ,halloween ,presidents day ,etc .


@ Sashish @ sambha_ is not a rooftop count. Play on the roof

@c_aashish @sambha_bhilane chhat(rooftop) wala nahi count hai. Chhat par joh khelte hain


People nowadays kill themselves .. Looks like your supporter is back.Twitter.com / Yr 7 Jaklalah

Log aajkal khud pe sly maarte hai.. Lagta hai AAP ka supporter hai pic.twitter.com/wxsB7ZKLLH


@ Vyomnaut Indian Police. Because that's where all the cases get solved

@Vyomnaut Indian Police. Kyuki wohi ek jagah jaha saare cases solve ho jaate hai


his team is totally isi funded to destabilize delhi .


@HariSharawatakmuk is also the balance of sugarcane payment do last year (2014-15)

@harishrawatcmuk ganna payment karwa do last year ( 2014-15)ka Bhi balance hai


Hamare country ka ek chhota sa politician bhi dhayan bhatka ke kaam karwa leta hai "is baar to neta log aur mudda bhi bada hai" # GujaratElection2017 "#GST #RafaleDeal and

Hamare country ka ek chhota sa politician bhi dhayan bhatka ke kaam karwa leta Hai " is baar to neta log aur mudda bhi bada Hai " #GujaratElection2017 " #GST #RafaleDeal and


Truth told brother, only man can understand the pain of man.
 Http: //twitter.com/naughatidev_/states/638378716708519936…

Sach kaha bhai, mard ka dard mard hi samajh sakta hai.
 https://twitter.com/NaughtyDew_/status/638378716708519936Â â€¦


@ Shrill lol go ahead we are not with you

@A_UoW lolol aage badho hum tumhaare saath nhi h


@ Punjabi_tadka was just thinking today girls are on the floor, then notice that you are tweeting dup badal badal

@Punjaabi_Tadkaa Was just thinking aaj ladkiyan bahut hain TL pe, phir dhyan gaya ki tum DP badal badal ke tweet kar rahi ho


supw ka period was fun- all kv students know it ,right kvians .head down karke baithe raho .


@Oinkoo hard but kabhi kabhi ho jata hai


This Deepika Padukone, would like to see her at least

yeah. Deepika Padukone, usko dekhne ka man to hoga kam se kam


Shahrukh Khan was made the king of Fair & Lovely Laga.

Shahrukh Khan fair & lovely laga ke baadshah bana tha.


i guess m the only one jisko supw ka full form tk pta nai hota tha uss time pe ..:p :d


mich Maushi, aga baaya tula samaz naahi ka?


Is Holi far away? #Watersaving's tweet is not coming #Bollywood "#Librals & Gangs" Nor are any news channels saying anything ..

Holi abhi door hai kya ? #watersaving ka twit nahi aa raha hai #Bollywood " #Librals aur NGOs ke taraf se " na hi koi News Channel kuchh kah rahen hain ..


Lol Barkha ji does wonderspic.twitter.com / o2 Q8 S7 Pilp

Lol barkha ji kamaal karti hainpic.twitter.com/n2Q8S7pILp


At funeral of Sahara chief's mother : Amitabh to Akhilesh https://t.co/P5ofQnTcyf https://t.co/b6wHGXL1R5


@ BeingSalmaniac1 Raina Nahi Yuvi Paa As A Finisher: P Dhoni ka 5 Accha hai .. Jadeja-Pandya Toh Jhaat Ke All rounder haiðŸ˜ ‚

@BeingSalmaniac1 Raina Nahi Yuvi Paa As A Finisher :P Dhoni ka 5 Accha hai .. Jadeja-Pandya Toh Jhaat Ke All rounder haiÃ°Å¸Ëœâ€š


"Speak to peel the peas, it doesn't happen to the Queen, Naina is sitting back peeling" ~ Some Indian mom somewhere probably

"Mattar chheelne ko bolo toh hota nahi maharani ji se, naina chhilwa kar bethi hain" ~ Some Indian mom somewhere probably


@suhellseth shaadi ka laddoo @twinitisha


Jia Tu Bihar or Lal, Jia to Thousand SalahTops: //twitter.com/zinez/stats/1…

Jiyaa tu bihar ke Laala, Jiyaa tu hajjaar saalahttps://twitter.com/ZeeNews/status/743337442074255360Â â€¦


@urjourno madam tumhi mathi vachu shakta @Dev_Fadnavis

@urjourno madam tumhi marathi vachu shakta? @Dev_Fadnavis


Is this the hobby of Murmuring? Is there anything sexual related?

Ye murmuring ki hobe hai? Koi yaun sambandhit cheez hai ka?


Loved file or illness? Hotspots: //twitter.com

Pyar phaila rahe ho ya bimaari?https://twitter.com/Wassiwasso/status/806940047031332864Â â€¦


@Atheist_krishna thank you brother .. come on, this is a small thing @nommedic_sol_pitch.twitter.com / pavishmak6 awake

@Atheist_Krishna Thank you Bhai.. aaja isi baat pe ek ek small ho jaaye @Nomadic_Soul_pic.twitter.com/PAvxmC6cjg


Kejriwal wins or does something for the public. . . .

kejriwal jeeta ya koi bhi public k liye kuch kare ....


@Miss_Cherish Council to make yourself stand today

@miss_cherished aaj Steyn ko Stain banana hai


The match was not as fun as before. Pakistan's team is poor.

Match mein pahle jaisa maja nahi aaya. Pakistan ki team ghatiya hai imo.


RT @RanbirKUniverse : [ More Pictures ] : Ranbir Kapoor and Deepika Padukone in the Making of Tamasha . https://t.co/kJCKyMiAGT


@balliawalebaba dimaag nahi hai chutiyo me


@LaluPrasadrijad G. Pakistan is not so much ashamed of Modiya's #Sargishaalastrike as much as Pakistan lost in this match

@laluprasadrjd ji . Itna Sharmindagi to Pakistan ko Modiya ki #SurgicalStrike se bhi nahi huyi Jitna is match me haar k Pakistan ko hui


The public will also vote in the name of free electricity, free water, free this, free water.

Free bijli, free pani, free ye, free wo ke naam par to public ISI ko bhi vote de degi.


Only use for the net "In calling, BSNL also seems to father #Jio

sirf net ke liye use karo " calling me to bsnl bhi baap lagata hai #Jio ke samne


Sakina: I want to prostrate ..

 Mubina: Who's coming

 Sakina: Bhaiya is coming from Dubai ..

 #MuslimLovestory

Saqeena: Sajna hai mujhe sajna ke liye..

 Mubeena: Kaun aa raha hai

 Saqeena: Bhaiya aa rahe hai Dubai se..

 #MuslimLoveStory


Take son .. took the name of Sehwag and the boundary .. this is the magic

lo beta.. Sehwag ka naam liya aur boundary.. Yehi to magic hai ji


@ Clued_up_chitch hope sunshine .. sunshine hope ..

@clued_up_chic Umeedo wali dhoop.. Sunshine wali aasha..


@ Sambha_bhilnehhhhhhhhhhh. What do I know in Delhi, Medu Vada is called a donut

@sambha_bhilane hahahah yahan ka doughnut tasty hai. mujhe kya pata delhi mai medu vada ko doughnut bolte hai @kitAnurag


Won't understand it .. Quit brother @ nine__11

ise nahi samjhega.. chhod bhai @Nine__11


SIM will be of BSNL .. Angry owner will be thrown back.

SIM pakka BSNL ki hogi.. Gusse me maalik phenk gaya hogahttps://twitter.com/oneindiaHindi/status/682120115156987905Â â€¦


@Vazneesh this is not easy just understand it

@Vjuneesh ye lust nahi aasaan bas itna samajh lije


RT @dheeruinsan: @Gurmeetramrahim # StillMSG2Everywhere dhan satguru tera hea gud morning Guruji https://t.co/sYZuZfUPbs

RT @dheeruinsan : @Gurmeetramrahim #StillMSG2Everywhere dhan dhan satguru tera he aasra Gud morning Guruji https://t.co/sYZuZfUPbs


RT @Shehzad_Ind : Malicious campaign by BJP , based on complete lies , to tarnish KanishkaSingh's name Here's the truthSatyamevaJayate https://


@midwestmoviesus india lo avg os hit sir


@Han_Vatano say "Well, even yesterday I didn't have one"

@huh_watnow kaho "acha to kal BHI mera no tha kya"


How to sound cool # 51
 Don't try to be too clever. Http: //twitter.com/magitons/states/885538130572435458…

How to sound cool #51
 Zyada bhi hoshiyaar ban ne ki koshish na karo.https://twitter.com/amgaiton/status/885538130572435458Â â€¦


# Gujestasang
 Any new dream is in sight

#GuessTheSong
 Koi naya sapna nigaahon mein toh hai


@someUSER i think that's standard now .it's actually an improvement .before they were saying the 11th .now the 9th .


One more video: //twitter.com/singh/states/840336142327209984…

Ek aur https://twitter.com/cinghh/status/840336142327209984Â â€¦


sir you have already won hearts of billion ..aap toh real hero ho ..proud of you sir ..


@Adhroitsimmi to save Bihar, to bring Modi ji #modijitonitishbhago

@AdroitSimmi Bihar ko bachana hai toh modi jee ko lana hai#ModiJeetaoNitishBhagao


toh dekha aapne kese is page ne is insaan ki zindgi badal di. . . toh jaldi like kijiye ye page. . . aur apni zindgi mein badlaav mehsus kijiye. . : d

toh dekha aapne kese is page ne is insaan ki zindgi badal di...toh jaldi like kijiye ye page...aur apni zindgi mein badlaav mehsus kijiye..:d


jason wu - lace ,bandeau tops ,harnesses and the debut of his 4th bag line ,the carolyn #jasonwu #nyfw


The style of hanging the bag and the mouth concealer from the book without knowing the answer. . . He is the brother. . . !

ye bag taangne ka style aur answer na pata hone pe book se muh chhupane wala shaan ...wah bhai wah ...!


Baldy was upet that his Livon Hair Grow Tonic does not get get expensive with #GST

Takla was upset #GST ke baje se kahi uska Livon Hair Grow Tonic' mehanga na hojaye.


@RajHairtking's name will remain the same, why are you getting emotional?

@rajheartking naam to wahi rahega, kyu emotional ho rahe ho.


Kejriwal in last time flower. . . Have been cheated once. . . Can not get any more. . .

last time u fooled me kejriwal .  .  .  ek dokha kha chukey hain  .  .  . aur kha saktein nahi .  .  .


Salman will give reply to who all ... UFFFFFF .... give it to whom Salman likes very much ....

Kis kis ko rply denge salman...uffffff....jisko salman bahut achha lagta hain usko dena....


Today we do not return home without eating Jalebi :) ^ _ ^

aaj k din jalebi khaye bina ghar ni lauta karte hai :) ^_^


So, you will not accept without going to jail this time?


Rat @Priyanshi__: Look @Mohituraina tomorrow is Mahashivratri, you know you will be busy but give a tweet .. Ok?

RT @Priyanshi__ : Dekho @mohituraina kal Mahashivratri hai Pata hai aap busy rahoge but ek tweet kar Dena .. ok ?


By the way, Atal ji, it is heard, nowadays, he is running unwell. @ Lady_Gabber

waise Atal ji kaise hain, suna hai aajkal aswasth chal rahe hain. @lady_gabbar


Diwali is coming, salary has not been done yet

Diwali aane wali hai, ab tak salary nahi hui


@Sagarcom will be found in Sarafa / Rajwada


Mukesh Ambani made the net free in Jio ..... and got what ... everyone is making meme on his son from his net of free ...

Mukesh ambani ne jio me net free kr diya ..... aur mila kya ... usi ke free ke net se usi ke beta pr meme bana rha hai sab ...


Not at all man, what happens to me? What do you just want from me? This is to be known.

bilkul nahi yaar, mera kya jaata hai? Tu bas chahta kya hai mujhse? Ye jaanna hai.


@Indiantweeter @Paytm what did they do now

@indiantweeter @Paytm kya kiya inhone ab


@Dcq, someone else did, someone else grew up, someone else is doing it and the whole country is suffering Incredible India

@deespeak ko peda kisi or ne kiya , pala kisi or ne , use koi or kar raha he or jhel pura desh raha he Incredible India #LandAcquisitionBill


@ Clued_up_chitch man would you hurt so much?

@clued_up_chic yaar itni takleef doge tum?


#ArunShari ji, after so many days you remember that #NoteBandi was a wrong decision 0 Who had been kidnapped for so long?

#ArunShorry Ji aakhir itne dino baad apko yaad aa rha hai ki #Notebandi galat faisla tha 0 Itne dino tak kisne kidnep kiya hua tha ?


Sir @Aamir_Khan, I too cried after watching the fair. But the years have not returned the money.

Sir @aamir_khan main bhi mela dekh ke khoob roya tha. Lekin saalo ne paise wapas nahi kiye.https://twitter.com/Bollyhungama/status/751380254044807168 …


@Thejoero
1: lend money
2: lend brother bike
 Joiro #AnnotKapathiothis @ Thejoero

@TheZoiro
1: bhai paise udhaar de de
2: bhai bike udhaar de de
 Zoiro #YNOTCaptionThis @TheZoiro


Arun Lal: And it is becoming a good partnership for India. . .

arun lal: aur ye ek acchi sajhedari ban rahi hai india ke liye .  .  .


"Anyone wins by paying" ~ CSK fans and AAPtards

"Paise dekar to koi bhi jeet jaaye" ~ CSK fans and AAPtards #IPLFinal


O Pakistan, a comfort should be applied after every smashing.

Hey Pakistan, har dhulaai baad comfort lagana chahiye.


@Varunalicious: It means so much just an ant? : P

@Varunliciouss itna saara matlab bas ek chinti jitna ? :P


@DashtheWeights Nah, Splitsvilla is to be won

@dashhtweets naah, Splitsvilla jeetna hai


@ _ Sundasurfer Bhagwan give you a wife shopping all day. My bad wish.

@_SandSurfer bhagwan tujhe poora din shopping karne wali biwi de. meri badduda hai.


. @ Shakti_ Shetty Give us so much power, faith in you does not get weak.

.@Shakti_Shetty itni SHAKTI hamein dena daata, tujh par se vishwas kamzor ho na.


What does he see from above? Http: //twitter.com/an_digital/states/889893620240728065…

Isko upar se kya dikhta hai waise? https://twitter.com/ani_digital/status/889893620240728065 …


Rat @ Tapas333: # Betrayer, he is against the same because of whom he is playing cricket. Otherwise, he would be having a canteen.

RT @Tapash333 : #EhsaanFaramos Jiski wajase cricket khelrahahe unhi ke against hai . Warna Paki grnd mein canten kholke baithta #WT20 https :/


Somebody Probably Saw Salman and Sand: This poor under the burden of work. He needs chinkara.

Someone probably saw Salman and said: Yeh bechara kaam ke bhoj ka mara. Issay chahiye Chinkara.


I think Salman sir is taking a nap… Wake up Salman bhai, how long have the fans been waiting…!

I think SALMAN SIR is taking a nap... jago salman bhai jago, aapka fans kab se wait kar raha hain....!


@Timagunjanagarunge Today an Englishman put me on the list named 'Jugaad'

@iamGunjanGrunge aaj ek angrez ne mujhe 'jugaad' naam ki list me daal diya


@ Pragyanas 1192 @Suchilost @VakaloWesfakMy Be Hey Loved That Catian ... Baba loves his praise

@pragyas1192 @coochilost @vklovesfk may be he loved that cation ... baba ko khud ki tarif bahut pasand hai


Chetan Bhagat is better than those returning Academy Awards. At least people will know the name of his 3-4 books.

Akademi awards lautaane walon se Chetan Bhagat behtar. Kam se kam log uski 3-4 books ka naam to jante hi honge.


I used to hide the chalk deliberately. So that teacher asks to bring chalk from the office. . :)

mai toh jaan bujhke chalk chupa deta tha .  taake teacher office se chalk lane ko bole .  .  :)


Meaning, the entire dadar local is yours?


God bless you man. Really, my heart becomes happy after reading your sketch. Keep rocking. :-)

god bless u man .  sach main dil khush ho jata hai aapke ye sketch padkar .  keep rocking .  :-)


Rat @ Mithil 200: @Salman_Ki_Sena wow! What aprofile picture Mohit is taking! #Amazing

RT @Mithil200 : @Salman_ki_sena waah mohit kya profile pic rakha hai #amazing hai


And My Mother Wold Be- "Do your work yourself. You don't know anything beforehand. Pay yourself!"

and my mom would be-  " aapna kam khud karo .  pahele se kuch jankar nahi aate ho .  khud bhukto !  "  :p


@ Meetunangali 50. Shades. Of Gray ... mine too chopped

@MeetUunngLee 50. shades. of. grey... mera bhi kata


@Simnekadhar kya haal bhai, saw this on twitter today after Sa Re Ga Ma Pa.

@iamAneekDhar kya haal hain bhai, sa re ga ma pa ke baad aaj twitter pe dekha.


@Twitting_Pal Pappi you can also give .. but till date did you give

@tweeting_pal Pappi to aap bhi de sakti ho.. Par aaj tak di kaha aapne


Or #TripleTalk will be busy only. Here we are #Rapay on the day of the student, then something new.

Ya #TripleTalaq me hi busy rhegi.Yahan hm student ka aaye din #Rape ho rha ha to uska kuchh ni.


Life Story: Like Ghungroo, I kept ringing.

Life Story : Ghungroo ki tarah, bajta hi raha hu main.


So before #gujaratelections were declared, why were you saying that #Gst is right there is no need to change it.

To #GujaratElections declare hone se pahale seena dhol jaise pit pit kar kyun kah rahe the ki #GST sahi hai badalaw ki koi jaroorat nahi.


@TweetingSurao is the messiest hangover of the Royal Stag

@tweetingsourav sabse ganda hangover Royal Stag ka hai


@ Bhaiyyajeeksicus sure to call in the wedding .. @ Tweet 2

@bhaiyyajispeaks shaadi me zaroor bulana.. @Tweet2Rhea


The girls are crazy behind this, brother.


@Lambar_Daar bhai zyada dimaag hote to kahi aur hote aaj


I did not start the night and the messages of #Timiline on Good Morning started. #Insomnia #sleepless

Meri to raat shuru nahi hui aur #timeline pe good morning ke message shuru ho gaye . #insomnia #sleepless


God given is everything, wealth, fame, honor, just need some RT givers.

Bhagwan ka diya sabkuch hai, daulat hai, shohrat hai, izzat hai, bas kuch RT's dene walon ki zaroorat hai


"This boy stays out all night. Don't know what he does he do, where does he go? And if you ask, he does not answer" - talk #fibatman

"Saari saari raat bahar rehta hai ye ladka. Pata nahi kya karta hai kaha jata hai. Aur pucho to jawab nahi deta"- Batmom #IfBatmanWasinIndia


"Taxi to the airport will meet her .."

"Lol Bhaijaan, we will sit inside your luggage .."

"Airport ke liye taxi waha se milegi.."

"LOL bhaijaan hum to tumhare samaan ke andar baith ke jaenge.."pic.twitter.com/scGHmMXudC


finally saw the galaxy foams in person on saturday .  .  .  let's just say &lt


Will do it definitely .... Your fans are there

Jarut karenge awashya karenge ....aapke fan jo hai..


@Sarbuchan You always get the situation outside the university, had to go inside the university too?

@SrBachchan aap hamesha university ke bahar ke halat se rubaru karwate hain , university ke bheetar bhi Jana hota tha ?


Student 1: Dude, why do these people eat "paan bahar"?
Student 2: Because if you eat inside, then the teacher will beat a lot.

Student 1: Yaar yeh log Pan Bahar kyon khaate hain?
Student 2: Kyonki andar khaenge to teacher bahut marega.


@indiantweeter bot pyaar karte haim humko sanam


@Bunlimited Bhai Yeh is a fan of Akki, tell us we'll watch a movie .. Airlift or Dangal .. the rest of it @Akshay_Airlift @Aamir_Khan

@BUnlimted bhai ye akki ka fan hai isse bol do hum ek movie dekhenge.. Airlift ya Dangal.. Baaki iski marzi  @akshay_airlift @aamir_khan


Behind Ash Ranbir. Ranbir behind Anushka. Behind Anushka Ash Behind Aishwarya Fawad. Fawad behind Pakistan. Too much fun.

Aish Ranbir Ke Peeche. Ranbir Anushka ke peeche. Anushka Aish ke peeche. Aishwarya Fawad Ke Peeche. Fawad Pakistan ke peeche. Too much fun.


Some people spoke too much, in over confidence. . ! !

kch jyada hi bol gye ,  over confidence mei .  .   !  !


@Haan_watno No food in your memory since two days. Twitter.com / 9

@huh_watnow do din se tumhari yaad me khana nahi khayapic.twitter.com/9OOHc07nn2


supw ki to kabhi class hi ni hui :-d :-d


@Kukhadlega @alladdin @premlata_rai all the mess will come out today. : D

@KyaUkhaadLega @Alllahdin @premlata_rai sab gandagi aaj baahar aayegi. :D


They make everyone goofy by stealing stupid content.

Ye bewakoof wale content chori kar sabko bewakoof banaate hai.https://twitter.com/kooshals/status/691611498284584961 …


@NehaT_ haha, change the house for a couple of days @SochalBitterFly

@NehaT_ haha, ek do din ke liye ghar change kar lete hai  @SocialBitterfly


If Bumrah does not get out, then Virat stumps in his backyard tonight.
#Handwang

Ye agar Bumrah out nahi karta to aaj raat uske pichwade mein Virat stump ghusata.
#INDvENG


It is 4 pm but Sallu Sir's entry is still left ....

4 baj gaye Lekin sallu sir ki entry abi baaaki hai....


@ Amit_Samiling country wants development and Bihar wants guidance Narendra Modi

@Amit_smiling desh vikas chahta hai aur Bihar margdarshan chahta hai narendra modi ka #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra


@me_meethi aisa kya kiya hai Maine tumhare saath?


@ Dhawal 241086 Ahi friendship ahi love .. This  time Modi government

@dhaval241086 yehi dosti yehi pyar.. Ab har baar Modi Sarkaar


Please write Mr. Vas Always, my Luncher Paaji will come, will definitely come.

i was always like  ,  mere luncher paaji aayengey  ,  zaroor aayengey .


@ Vikasupadhyay 23 @Mojitwali enough return hug or, all songs canceled

@vikasupadhyay23 @Mojitowali hadd hai jhappi wapas kar, saare gaane cancel


It is necessary to put onion in every vegetable, now also in jokes.

Har sabzi mein pyaaz daalna zaroori hota hai, ab jokes mein bhi.


@Alllahdin embarrass kar diya aaj to sir.


@ Wallflower_ish Foreign forces are involved in this

@wallflower_ish isme videshi taakaton ka haath hai


@Pmindia sir greetings! #Gst on this is indeed a landmark, please tell flatters not to speak. This is the biggest option in 2019 :)

@PMOIndia Sir Pranam! #GST is indeed a landmark par kripya chamcho se kahein yeh sab na karein. 2019 mein sabsey bada Opposition yehi hai :)


Fog is going on in the rest of the country "Smog is going on in Delhi. #DelhiSamog #DelhiPollution

Baki desh me Fog chal raha "hai Delhi me smog chal raha hai. #DelhiSmog #delhipollution


Who has muted whom today? Please Unmute.

Kis kisne mute kiya hai aaj? Pls unmute.


@ _Sandsurafer lol nice jokes 24 * 7 Brother @ Jhoomkewali

@_SandSurfer lol nice joke. 24*7 bhai @JhumkeWaali


Modi: "SAARC Stands For All Go Their Own Way"

Modi: "SAARC stands for Sab Apne Apne Raaste Chale"


@Alladin Fog paper, this was my honor, write your name on it.

@Alllahdin Kohara kaagaz tha ye mann mera, likh diya naam iss pe tera.


Will you finish your studies? When will you be 21? Hi

hogayi tumhari padhai khatam? Kab 21 ke honge tum? High


@ZoomFatak @ Ek_Samosa_Dena @ Dishastra seen both of them!

@zoomphatak @ek_samosa_dena @Dishasatra ye dono dikhe mujhe!


@ Being_Humor Oh no. I do not anything :)

@being_humor are nahi. Maine kuchh bhi nahi kiya :)


@Aninashpriya Parik Saab, Regards Where are you

@avinashpareek Pareek Saab, saadar pranaam. Kahan the aap?


@someUSER bring you jim white at the @someUSER lounge on october 23rd at 7 pm !  http/URL


Plans to burn daughter-in-law will have to be delayed - Khapts:

Bahu ko jalaane ke plan ko delay karna padega - Khapshttps://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/599194659047407616 …


How many times will you post the same photo of Bhosari!

Bhosdi ke ek hi photo kitni bar post karoge!


@Tushar_azzurri Looks like the ground slipped under your poirot.

@Tushar_Azzurri Lagta hai tumhare Poirot talley zameen khisak gayi.


Now what about the money in this, four bottles of vodka work, Maushi's daily. Giving away as Dakshina.

ab ismein pasie ki kya baat, chaar botal vodka kaam maushi ka roz ka. Dakshina samajh kar de dena.


Rat @filzhafijian8: The result will be good to be happy, will be separated from coz friends

RT @FilzaHafeezian8 : Result accha anaay ki Khushi khatam hogi cause FRIENDS say gudai hogi


Aarhi Hai Koi Toh Movie Her, I have heard this. I will go to see

aarahi hai koi toh movie uski, aisa suna hai maine. Main zaroor dekhne jaunga


cba for work this weekend , wanna be a sloth on sunday with @someUSER and @someUSER

cba for work this weekend ,  wana be a sloth on sunday with @someUSER and @someUSER


Mr. Love Starbucks
Yes, Kalamuhi, for your money which your father has retained.

I love Starbucks ya.
Haan kalmuhi, tere baap ne jo paise kamaye rakhe hai tere liye.


@someUSER i don't think cny will be hit too hard ,  but it may be utilized if there are any power outages #newhousesm4


IT'S LITERATURE, what will those of Delhi do to uproot me. You will have to pay the money. Http://twitter.com/conv18

It's like Dilli walon kya ukhad loge mera. paise to tumhe dene hi padenge.https://twitter.com/CNNnews18/status/849160201068584960 …


What have you done, people have fallen behind.

Ek emo kya kar diya, log picche pad gaye hai.


Hahaha self praise kar raha hai chalaak admi?


@Gabbarsingh Famous names in the music world.

@GabbbarSingh sangeet jagat ke jaane pehchane naam.


He is miraculous, don't know how to do it

woh chamatkari hai, pata nahi kaise kar lete hai


Everyone is watching time in their watches .. Pranab Mukherjee is not stopping .. Playing at 12 o'clock was brother #Gastrolaut #Gast

Everyone is watching time in their watches.. Pranab Mukherjee ruk hu nahi rahe.. 12 baje ghanta bajana tha bhai #gstrollout #gst


Hahaha Abhishek Bachchan or accompanying guddu ko la pad pad: sad

hahaha abishek bachan k sath sath guddu ko b laat pad gye :d :d :d


"It has come from my Pakistan .. from my Pakistan .." back.Twitter.com / G40

"Ye mere Pakistan se aayee hai.. Mere Pakistan se.."pic.twitter.com/gy40LVopzk


mr .  travis took the sats in the 7th grade !  #nerd #fact @someUSER


@balliawalebaba haha.. Train ki patri ukhad jaegi


Sir @ abhijitsinger, if the dog eats sugar then it will be diabetes, right?

Sir @abhijeetsinger kutta agar shakkar khayega toh diabetes hi hogi na?https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/597967435111768064 …


@iamsrk he wrote this> @iamjimmyjinx â˜º accha likha hai ðŸ˜’ðŸ˜ https://t.co/CfNjn0X5v3

@iamsrk he wrote this > @iamjimmyjinx â˜º accha likha hai ðŸ˜’ðŸ˜ https://t.co/CfNjn0X5v3


Yes, Amma of #Nadeem_Sheikh will come ..


@ Stupidosaur ya egg, why are you so boiled?

@Stupidosaur yaar anda, tu itna ubla hua kyu hai?


Salman Bhai Zindabad ... Love You Bhai ...


The Congress betrayed the country's economy for its dirty politics. .

congres ne apni gandi rajneeti k liye desh ke economy k sath dhoka kiya .  .


Drink here every moment, which is money may not be there tomorrow.

Har pal yaha jee bhar piyo, jo hai paise kal ho na ho.


There is something called a phone. Do you know anything?

phone naam ki cheez hoti hai. Pata hai kuch?


feku ji don't fake too much . vada poora first . stop fooling people .


hume to teachers k saamne hi sab kuch banana hota tha .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . every sat supw .  .  .  . but we have learnt a lot from them .  .  .


You may want to change or delete your password.

dimaq chahie chahe sadupayog kahie or durpayog .


@ Dramebaaz_Any Hi, don't talk like this this night ... something will happen
; -P

@dramebaaz_ani haaye, aisi baatein na karo iss waqt raat mein...kuch hojayega
;-P


Both of these fathers are sons, Corrupt. . . ! !

ye dono baap bete corrupt hai  .  .  .  !  !


Lovey brother-in-law Salman brother. May you get married soon. And God bless you with a sweet baby gift.

Loveeee youuuuuu salman bhai.apki shadi ho jaye jaldi.aur bhagwan apko sweet sa baby gift kree.


#RailBuzz 2015Plus Prabhu 1, 2Memo Train For Lako To Wilde Vee Unchahar

#RailBudget2015 plz PRABHU 1 , 2 memo train for LKO TO ALD vie UNCHAHAR


Toilets in every house, or toilets in every house? There is little Confucian Hutpas: //twitter.com/nitishkumar/states/638666927263498240…

har ghar shauchalaya, ya har ghar mein shauchalaya? thoda confusion haihttps://twitter.com/NitishKumar/status/638666927263498240 …


@ Bolshoybuz Somebody come and pick me up, some girl.

@BolshoyBooze koi toh aake mera uthaaye, koi ladki.


Omnu song Kakkha Nai Hona Dabbech cozy.Garandid.

Onnu pata kakkh nai hona dabbech ki haiga.Guaranteed.


@ Asho 048 @Sagarcom Today I did it first time next time you do it brother. This is the work of all times.

@ashu048 @sagarcasm aaj maine pehle kar diya agli bar tu kar lena bhai. Har bar ka kaam hai ye to.


Bhai, how long will you work in Rohit Shetty's picture? #Xark

Bhai tu Rohit Shetty ki picture me kaam kab tak karega ? #AskSRK


Nobody reads tweets here, what hour will blogs read

Yahan tweets koi nahi padhta, blogs kya ghanta padhenge


@ Mishraji Mishji this is the same with girls

@mishrageee Mishraji ladkiyon ke saath yehi panga hai


There is so much difference between the faces and paces of some ladies as #Obama and #Trump

Kuch ladies k chehry aur paon main itna farq hota hai jitna #Obama aur #Trump main


Just one Thing: #TripleTalk or #RamMandir #Congress & #Kapilasibal always pleaded with the blind side, wrote # Janu Rahul Gandhi with #Kanahiya

Just one thing: #TripleTalaq ho ya #RamMandir #congress and #KapilSibal hamesha andho k hi paksh me dalil dete h like #JNU rahul gandhi #kanahiya k sath tha


@Tina32kaur it is indeed , when its possible play a lovely bacha wala track for me :) Am having serious mix emotions these days .


If someone makes a mistake, forget it, forget it, forget it, forget not only, forget it, forget us, forget it.

Bhool Se Koi , Bhool Ho Jaye To , Bhool Samjh Kar Usy , Bhool Jana ,, Bhool Na Sirf , Bhool Ko , Bhool Kar Bhi Humain , Bhool Na Jana .


@Sharanyashetiya what animal eats Sagarika's sister today @ Amit_Samiling

@Sharanyashettyy Aaj kaunsa jaanwar khaya Sagarika ki behen  @Amit_smiling


@Tavla ௨௪௧௦௮௬ A Le Inam @ the same_sta_krishnabik.twitter.com/pihpb ௪

@dhaval241086 ye le inaam @Atheist_Krishnapic.twitter.com/FyHbEB4MLa


Haan yaar, gareeb aadmi hu share hi afford kar sakta hu sirf.


@someUSER i've only just begun !  i miss putting in 10 hour shifts on 3rd floor paterno .  .  .  not really though .


Rat @ Abhi 1512 Dnyan: First the greed for power and now the longing to become a pawn .... nothing needs to be done but only Modi is chanting Modi, neither he nor his party

RT @abhi1512anya : Pehle Satta ka Lalach aur ab PM banane ki Lalsa .... Kuch kam nahi krna Sirf Modi Modi japna hai unhe n unki party ko https


@Kamalrakhan lol, brother you feel like a weapon

@kamaalrkhan lol, bhai tu khud hi hathiyar ki shakal ka lagta hai


Raj Thackeray's My Go Crazy If Obama Now Accepts Modi 'Why Cho' In Marathi

Raj thakrey might go cRaZy if Obama have asked Modi ' kem cho ' in Marathi


Aunty, please thank Kejriwal .. If you had worked, you would have been in jail today ... http://twitter.com/an_news/states/742977284605399040…

Aunty ji shukar manao Kejriwal ka.. Kaam hota to aaj aap jail me hoti..https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/742977284605399040 …


@ Friendly_ghost After meeting Amitabh Bachchan, has everyone started speaking a lot?

@friendlii_ghost Amitabh Bachchan se milne ke baad sab ko sir bolne laga hai kya?


aillaa guddu ko master ki laat  .  .  .  .


@White_Crimes What do I understand with this?


@Jal_Kukdi I am not in love with you So live for what now

@Jal_Kukdi tumhe to pyaar raha nahi. To kiske liye jiye ab


Chitral: 11 snowmen were killed after a snowfall broke in the area of Susum, the body of a man was removed, rescue zarai

Chitral : Susoom Kay Elaqay Main Barfani Touda Girnay Say 11 Afrad Dab Gaye , Aik Shaks Ki Lash Nikal Li Gai , Rescue Zarai


@Alladdin @Radardvattivar saale we will try now

@Alllahdin @retardedwriter Saale hum abhi aajayenge


@YusufDafi @oldkrish so, pak is a felt state in more senses. Went to match India, became China's tattoo!

@YusufDFI @oldkrish So , Pak is a failed State in more senses than one . Chale tthe India ki barabari karne , ban gaye Cheen ke tattoo !


Has any father received so many retweets here?

Kisi ke baap ko itne retweets mile hai yahan??pic.twitter.com/pHJgFBPEtk


Kejriwal and Sisodia join Anna for Dharna. February to khatam hone dete me. #AnnaReturns #RahulOnLeave

Kejriwal and Sisodia to join Anna for Dharna . February to khatam hone dete mere bhai . #AnnaReturns #RahulOnLeave


hahahaha spanish people and nadal's box all smiling after the break in the 5th set hahahahahaha #rewatchingaofinal


#201 : Why do IITB guys always wear weird clothes and chappals ???


@Garima_64 I don't want to be their food, mine river rafting swimming. Is very often. Butt Made Sure Vehicle Is Not Algator

@garima_64 oye nahi mujhe unka food nahi banna mine river rafting Swimming kee . hai bahut baar . but I made sure vahan allegator na ho


Who drinks to tolerate fucking?
We drink because we can afford it.

Kaun kambakhat bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai?
Hum toh isiliye peete hai kyunki afford kar sakte hai.


anonymous asked: may i know the format of unboxing video ?  and is it for album only ?  can i do it for .  .  .  http/URL


So should the separatist find the spoon / decedent? They will have to crush

To kya separetist chamche / dedhdrohi ko dhoodh pilaye ? Inke phan kuchlne hi padege #jnu