@DuttYogi Amazing , Bhai , All the best ! we will win !

@DuttYogi Amazing , Bhai , All the best ! Jeet Hamari hi hai !


stop frustating me and have some food first!!pic.twitter.com/7RYRlefKBu

Dimaag khaana band kar ab bhai, aur khaana kha le!!pic.twitter.com/7RYRlefKBu


To whoever posted this , we got your message , send a personal message to us . Back around 1999 , we have many swimmers in common .

To whoever posted this , we got your message , PM us . Back around 1999 , we have many swimmers in common . ~ Ed


@DefucktiveHumor Watchman, Digvijay Singh will have to petrol day and night. Ready ? @witchybitchygal @chintan_p80

@DefucktiveHumor Watchman ko Digvijay Singh ko subah shaam ghumana padega.. Ready ? @witchybitchygal @chintan_p80


in dark nights, empty alleys, to fight crime, a hero awakes.
people call her maushi

andheri raaton mein, sunsaan raahon par, har zulm mitaane ko, ek mahisa nikalta hai...
 Jisse log Maushi kehte hai!


@PagluPiggu buddy you, yourself are a big celebrity

@PagluPiggu bhai tu khud bhi itna bada celeb hai


people in mechanical engineering still have a chance, what would happen to the other engineers......

mechanical me toh fir bhi chance hai aur engineers ka kya hoga......


our wacky wednesday promo is going a bit ground hog day.http/URL

our wacky wednesday promo ,is going a bit ground hog day !!!i say our our wacky wednesday promo ,is going a bit ...http/URL


@lkygrl18 have you ever thought you can get into trouble, even like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI&feature=youtu.be … #LagGayiVaat Shine

@lkygrl18 Kabhi soncha hain aise bhi lag sakti hain vaat?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI&feature=youtu.be … #LagGayiVaat Shine


set fire to the machine that ground this flour https://twitter.com/gsurya/status/558918714725130240 …

Ye jis chakki ka atta khata hai.. Uss chakki me aag laga dohttps://twitter.com/gsurya/status/558918714725130240 …


@Blusafire thanks. now either over there or over there

@Blusafire thanks. Ab ya to us paar ya us paar


that look teachers give you when you go to staffroom asking teacher for a subject to correct your marks in class test…

that look teachers give you when u go to staffroom asking for a subject teacher to correct ur marks in class test ...


things used to happened totally opposite with me . . .. I used to get from dad !

mere sath ulta hota tha ....papa se mil jate the :p


hello, please meet your fans sometime, you should surprise them

Hi.kabhi kabhi apne fanse bhi mil lia kijie.kuch surprised to dena chahie...


you look really messed up, why don't you do something with it

Ye kya haal banaye rakha hai? Kuch lete kyu nahi?


the real fun is not in relationships or love but seeing team pakistan lose

vo maja na ishq me hai na pyar me .. jo maza hai pakistan ki haar me....hahahaha


make some room in temple for the new god #IndVsAus

Mandir me jaga banalo naya bhagwan aaya hai #IndVsAus


@KaminiBae hate from inside and saying good words #PointKyaHai what is the point of this? @PAYBACKIndia

@KaminiBaemann me gaali aur muh pe bhagwaan ka #PointKyaHai Point Kya Hai @PAYBACKIndia


are you going to blabber while having coffee ? Then not.
 if you maintain normal behaviour then yes.

tum coffee pite waqt bhi aise sab bakwas karoge? Toh phir nahi.
 Normalcy maintain karoge, toh haan


PA : sir, the youngsters are gethered on the CP
 NaMo: are they formJNU?
 PA: no sir, they are here to sing a song.
 NaMo: nice, national anthem?
 no sir, "Bol na aunty" picture : twitter.com/tixfghBBnQ

PA: Sir woh CP par desh ke yuvak jama huwe hai
 NaMo: JNU ke hai?
 PA: Nahi Sir, gaana gaane
 NaMo: Waah rashtra gaan?
 Nahi sir Bol na auntypic.twitter.com/tixfghBBnQ


one more failure ! #notebandi main bar-2 rule changed " now #GST ! A genius thinks before taking action "and a fool thinks after taking an action

1 aur failure ! #notebandi main bar-2 niyam badla " now #GST ! kam karna sai pehla budhiman sochta h " aur kam karna ka bad murakh sochta h


@BDUTT @NazranaYusufzai, you must be happy today , Paki sleeper cell .

@BDUTT @NazranaYusufzai Aaj kush tho bahut hogi tum , Paki sleeper cell .


you first, kilo will also follow you #showoff #myfriendsnameisankit

tu aa, kilo bhi aajayga #showoff #myfriendsnameisankit


@AksharPathak I did not like it so, I told to take me to china or japan.

@AksharPathak Mereko accha nahi laga toh mai bola Mujhay Yeh China. Japaan lekar aa.


@katamulgi do you understand the meaning of this, daya?soniya ma'am closed so many doors from inside.

@katamulgi iska matlab samje daya , soniya G ne kitne darvaje andar se band kiye hoge ab tak .


she is dead, this world, this misogynistic world, and this female suppression did not allowed her to live. she is dead from inside.

mar gayi yaar, is sansaar ne, ye misogynistic duniya ne, iss female suppression ne usse jeene nahi diya. Jeeteji mar gayi


look, kejriwal is talking rubbish picture : twitter.com/qE2oSO52DK

Woh dekho.. Aaj Kejriwal waha rayta faila raha haipic.twitter.com/qE2oSO52Dk


Sir, do not say that.. Musalman do not leave out even there own sisters https://twitter.com/Pontifex/status/671252357376663553

Sir aisa mat kaho.. Musalman apni beheno ko bhi nahi chhodtehttps://twitter.com/Pontifex/status/671252357376663553Â â€¦


they should turn on the human mode. https://twitter.com/krazy_kriketer/status/867798763758288897

Inhone thoda human mode on kar Lena chahiye.https://twitter.com/krazy_kriketer/status/867798763758288897Â â€¦


@Ra_Bies where else I shold go then gurgaon? now it is my home.

@Ra_Bies Gudgaanva aur kahan jau? Bas yahin mera ghar hai ab


finish quran before you start reading Ramayan https://twitter.com/brumbyOz/status/742982491871531008

Ramayan chhod.. Pehle quran to poori padh lehttps://twitter.com/brumbyOz/status/742982491871531008Â â€¦


SP was disfavouring #GST ,before @yadavakhilesh rollout, he flew to foreign country to celebrate his birthday!

SP se itnaa zyaadaa virodh kar rahaa thaa #GST kaa "@yadavakhilesh ki rollout se pehley hi B'Day celebrate karney videsh bhaag gayaa!


@sunitakatyal mine is not bad either @KurkureSnacks #ButterMeinTadka https://youtu.be/CrPt1fYTw0IÂ

@sunitakatyal mera bhi itna bura nahi hai @KurkureSnacks #ButterMeinTadka https://youtu.be/CrPt1fYTw0IÂ


"did kohli scored 100 yet?"picture : twitter.com/b4TcI3MBiy

"Kohli ki 100 ho gayi kya?"pic.twitter.com/b4TcI3MBiy


what's the big deal if rich people decides to go for winning the world.

 RT @Bu5hra_: not a penny in pocket and go for winning the world!

To paise wale agar duniya jeetne nikle to isme badi baat kya hogi..

 RT @Bu5hra_: Jaeb me paise nahi aur chale Duniya jeetne


@someUSER did you greet josh bradley last sunday ,did you wish him his birthday?i hope you did.i love your loveteam!

@someUSER did you greet josh bradley last sunday ,his bday ?i hope .i love your loveteam !


@yaksshi hate is the first step for love

@yaksshi nafrat pyar ki pehli seedi hai Yakshi


RT @puneetgarg108 : mr. @AashishKhetan addressing a farmer dialouge at Bathinda. https://t.co/4yLoIkIAZR Ho https://t.co/o4eO3FeX4g

RT @puneetgarg108 : Shri @AashishKhetan ji addressing a kisan dialouge at Bathinda . https://t.co/4yLoIkIAZR Ho https://t.co/o4eO3FeX4g


why would we do anything what barkha aunti says , we shouldn't worry after trolling her.

Barkha aunty jo bhi soche humko karna kya... trooolll kiya toh darna kya?


the chaos they are making for #Padmavaat, if they make at least the same for corruption, rape and, other problems of this country, then the country definitly would have benifited from it.

Jitna #Padmavaat k liye Halla Kar rahe Hai Utna hi Agar "corruption rape aur desh k baki problems k khikaf awaz uthaye toh desh ko fayda hoga!


SRK - did someone never seen, never known before have come to your dream?
Kajol - my marriage is arranged.

SRK - Koi andekha, anjaana tumhare sapno mein nahi aaya ?
 Kajol - Meri shaadi tai ho chuki hai. Tujhi aai ghaal tikde.


At least in cases of Ashutosh and Kavitha Krishnan, their words are same as their face

At least in cases of Ashutosh and Kavitha Krishnan, inki baaten bilkul inki shakal jaisi hain.


@lady_gabbar contest jitwado talk kar lenge


@mishrashiv lol mere khayal se ye lines bas antakshari mein hi aati thin :D


@YoBlackPepper @naina_agarwal is protected.
 There is only 1,70,546 Naina Agarwal in this country! How someone can find her?

@YoBlackPepper @naina_agarwal protected aaraha hai :-/
 Iss desh mein insta pe sirf 1,70,546 Naina Agarwal honge. Koi kaise dhundega?


the blueprint of sweater was decided in grahsabha. teachers also says that mom make great sweaters!

grahshobha mei naye sweater ka blueprint decide hota tha ... teacher bhi kehti thi ki ma sweater umda bnati hai :-p


@Atheist_Krishna koi lene ko taiyaar hi nahi hai


@witchybitchygal "this earth is my meme" @Atheist_Krishna picture : twitter.com/scVhuxg7YG

@witchybitchygal "Ye dharti meri meme hai meme" @Atheist_Krishnapic.twitter.com/scVhuxg7YG


they stoped "sati pratha" in past.. may people felt wrong with that. why not #TripleTalaq?? don't bind it with hindu muslim.

Arre yaar sati pratha b band ki gyi na .. kuch to galat laga hoga us time to phr #TripleTalaq kyun nahi ?? Isko hindu muslim me mat bandho


People are blaming Anushka, if you miss your local, whould you have blamed your gf for that?

People blaming Anushka.. Bhai tum log ki local miss ho jati hai to apni gf ko doshi thehrate ho ?


a must message after gujarat campaign #RahulGandhi

gujarat campaign k baad massage to banta hai .... #RahulGandhi


milkman: cow got sick today, didn't give any milk

 Pootna: Sick Rabtard

Doodhwala: Aaj gaay bimaar ho gayee.. Doodh nahi diya

 Pootna: Sick Rabtard


#DonaldTrump can't live without #Pakistanio , how can people of these world can live without remembering us?

#DonaldTrump v #Pakistanio k bina ni reh paya :) " hamain yaad kiye bagair tum dunia waly jee kaise skte ho ???????


@indiantweeter humne kidhar roka hai bhai


@lolpurush Rajdeep said that Lalu is leader of poor people, but he is the one stealing from poors. #BJPAheadMGBDead

@lolpurush Lalu ko Rajdeep ne kaha tha Gareebo ka neta, lalu ne toh gareebo ko luta hai #BJPAheadMGBDead


whom friend, what friend, you are a devil, you only come on eid, to remove everyone's faith

Kis ka Bhai jaan kahan ka Bhai jaan Kutte tu ek nambar shetan, Eed me hi aata he, Kharab karne imman,


@Arunapk57 it's a 5 minute way from my home, tell me where are you, we will be coming for your blessings

@Arunapk57 ye to mere ghar se 5 mins ka raasta hai.. Aap kaha hai bataye.. Aapse aashirwaad lene aayenge


@MeetUunngLee that's nice! you are living a great life.

@MeetUunngLee Sahi hai bhai! Aapko zindagi badi khoob hai


@EngineeRoholic Gogi, enough! you are going to make me cry

@EngineeRoholic bas kar Gogi, rulayega kya


@KyaUkhaadLega @Being_Humor @coolfunnytshirt @Ojasismachha it's a tweet.

@KyaUkhaadLega @Being_Humor @coolfunnytshirt @Ojasismachha tweet hai


you are making me cry, mahi! thanks for great memories mahi@msdhoni #Dhoni

Mahi rula raha hai !!!!! thanks for great memories mahi bhai @msdhoni #Dhoni


#GuessTheSong
 "Dil mein khwab jaage jaage, hai nigaahein khoyi khoyi Dance Dance!"

#GuessTheSong
 Dil mein khwab jaage jaage, hai nigaahein khoyi khoyi Dance Dance!


Sir just finished his meetings. now Sir, write a critical tweet to pakistan. we will take revange of #UriAttacks https://twitter.com/abpnewstv/status/777787674635608064

Sir ki meetings ho gayee ab Sir Pakistan ko ek karara tweet kar #UriAttacks ka badla lengehttps://twitter.com/abpnewstv/status/777787674635608064Â â€¦


RT @IndiaHistorypic : 1880s : Kashi Vishwanath Temple , Varanasi , one of 12 Jyotirlingas of Lord Shiva #MahaShivratri http://t.co/J6L8Y4QmZb "


@Atheist_Krishna is the season of mangoes is here?

@Atheist_Krishna Aam ka season aa gaya ke ??


@kitAnurag that's why you frequently get blocked, and then you walk around with screenshots.

@kitAnurag isiliye tu block hota hai. Fir screenshot lekar ghumta rehta hai.


Shri Suresh Prabhu announced Malaviya Chair at IIT/BHU for Railway technology #RailBudget2015

Sh . Suresh Prabhu announced Malaviya Chair at IIT/BHU for Railway technology #RailBudget2015


dr. mohamed morsi is announced as egypt's 1st elected president after the glorious 25th of jan revolution. congratulations to #egypt !

dr .mohamed morsi announced as egypt's 1st elected president after the glorious 25th of jan revolution .congratulations to #egypt !


i heard that @someUSER is on jonathan ross sat. i am gearing up for the super pout.

i heard that @someUSER is on jonathan ross sat .i'm gearing up for the super pout .


@mahnoor you are god, you can't possibly make any mistakes

.@mahnoor aap farishte hain, aap se galti ho hi nahi sakti.


Kejriwal: "god is wwith us."

god: "no way!"

Kejriwal: "Bhagwaan hamaare saath hain"

 Bhagwaan: "Bhagg bc"


hahahahahahaha ..lagta hai kachua sir ne prestige se inkaar kiya tha :p


@Insane_chorri my mind got an abusive word.

@Insane_chorri mann me zor se gaali aayee hai


@ Kaliya_bhatt @ Madan_Chickna Don't speak like that, I was also happy when thousands of followers were there, no one is of any use

@kaalia_bhatt @Madan_Chikna aise na bol, main bhi baad khush hua tha jab hazaar followers hue the, koi kaam bke nahi hai saale


are you playing with me in Kabaddi team? https://twitter.com/prachikad/status/641494699933483008

Kabaddi team mein saath khel rahe hai kya?https://twitter.com/prachikad/status/641494699933483008Â â€¦


You lose your heart, destroy my life. Touch you with your lips.

Tum haar ke dil apna, meri zindagi jhand kar do. Hothon se chhu lo tum.


@Pappas_Gunner, are you done with your rubbish talk? Don't show your all these tweets to sister-in-law

@papps_gunner Kar dibakwaas? Bhabhi ko tere ye sab tweets naa dikhaiyo


If there was no Doval, the crime that people are committing in West Bengal would happen everywhere: //TCO/Gapzav3Skaks

Doval na hota to West Bengal me Ho jurm kar rahe hai wo Sab jagah hota https://t.co/gpzV3SkEax


@bahujansenaind to be part of our team, Missed Call Kare 09250512222

@bahujansenaind Sadasya banane ke liye Missed Call Kare 09250512222


@ColdCigar you

typo can happens due to excitement, i understand, chill, it happens to everyone

.@ColdCigar tum*

 Bhai josh me typo ho jaate hai.. i understand.. chill maar be.. ye sab to chalta hi rehta hai


what's wrong if i'm black? we are heartful. @Emaar Boulevard , Downtown https://t.co/ux601C2lUf

Kaale hai toh kya hua ? Dilwale hain . @ Emaar Boulevard , Downtown https://t.co/ux601C2lUf


@Atheist_Krishna bc holi ki yaad aa gayee.. Hahaha


@bhaiyyajispeaks Don't get into my harlem, please set me up with girl

@bhaiyyajispeaks LOL. Don't get into my harlem, kuch apne baghanon se chuni ladki ke saath kara do!


BJP is just a showoff, Shatruji wants to win JDU #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan picture : twitter.com/zmpRoLFAgO

BJP to dikhava hai.. Shatru ji ko JDU jitaana hai #BiharKaJaichandShatrughanpic.twitter.com/zmpRoLFAgO


@LoKarloUnfollow don't offer if you don't want to, just stop annoying me

@LoKarloUnfollow Arre bhai nahi pilana to mat pila.. Dimaag ki dahi to mat kar


it's good that sanskrit teacher didn't complained.

accha hua sanskrit ke teacher ne complain nahi ki...:p


i'll teach you some english tendulkar, you piece of shit picture : twitter.com/3cX7WqQe6J

"Idhar aa Trendulkar tujhe mein angregi sikhati hu.. Haraamzaade"pic.twitter.com/3cX7WqQe6J


#DelhiPollution #delhiAirpollution #DelhiAirQuality Arvind Kejriwal started false drama, shame on you Arvind, please be aware you people, why are you playing with lives!

#DelhiPollution #delhiAirpollution #DelhiAirQuality Arvind Kejriwal ki Nayi Nautanki start ho gayi....shame on you Arvind ...pls jaag jao ab toh...Kyu life ke sath khilwaad ker rahe ho!!


what happened to guddu this days! good days are here!

bhai guddu ko aaj-kal kya ho gaya hai !!!gag pe gag !!!acchee din aa gaye !!! :p


stop it girl @Insane_chorri are you going to make me cry

Bas kar pagli @Insane_chorri ab rulaegi kya


so jobless that don't have money to buy stay free https://twitter.com/ameesha_patel/status/658594772098154496

Itni berozgaar ho gayee.. Stay free khareedne ke bhi paise nahi https://twitter.com/ameesha_patel/status/658594772098154496Â â€¦


cc @tweeting_pal there are going to show your situation live. https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/662179772995268609

cc @tweeting_pal Pal tere live haal dikhane wale haihttps://twitter.com/aajtak/status/662179772995268609Â â€¦


why people are happy with that? it is already accesible, if you want to. why do you want whatsapp for that?

usse khush hojaate hai log? Woh toh waise bhi accessible hai, agar chaho to. Whatsapp kyu chahiye uske liye?


RT @sachin2310 : a big congratulations to the India and Pakistan Women team, hopefully both teams will play a good match. #IndvsPak

RT @sachin2310 : India aur Pakistan ki Women team ko bahut-bahut badhaiyan , Umeed hai dono teams accha match khelegain . #IndvsPak


a ghost got into Adelaide ..
 Afridi's mom's  ____ and Pakistan's mom's ____

 Fill in the blanks (3 marks, 3 marks)

Adelaide me aaya bhoot..
 Afridi ki ammi ka ____ aur Pakistan ki maa ki ____

 Fill in the blanks (3 marks, 3 marks)


#asimplelife opens tomorrow at lee's 4-star in san fran - roger ebert called it one of the year's best films.

#asimplelife opens tomorrow at lee's 4-star in san fran - roger ebert called it" one of the year's best films "http/URL


Sounds like a kid's saying to his dad: "dad, brother studied and scored first just to show #sharmauncle" #pappu #GST @republic

Sounds like a kid's saying to his dad: "papa bhaiya ne #sharmauncle ko dikhane ke liye padhai Kiya aur first aaye #pappu #GST @republic


Sana aa gaya tumara nakli salman khan hahaha....


if it takes more then 5 minutes then the batsman must be shitting. #ArunLalLogic

Sandaas mein 5 minute lag gaye ho toh ballebaaz hagne baitha hoga. #ArunLalLogic


@ne_hah this article is so boring, what things people do for RT! @sagarikaghose

.@ne_hah itna boring hai article hai.. Log bhi kya kya karte hai RT ke liye @sagarikaghose


RT @ITwingDSS : Pious Bhandara for the Foundation Day & Jaam-E-Insan Day will be celebrated on 29th April at Shah Satnam Ji Dham , Sirsa from


@insane_chorri we do have some special people in kanpur

@insane_chorri Kanpur mein bhi humare kuchh bahut hi khas log hain :)


Meanwhile @Sinceere_Angel #AAPHelpLine:

 "how to bind kids nappy"
 "wait, talk to Annaji, he was the one changing Kejriwal's nappy"

Meanwhile @Sinceere_Angel #AAPHelpLine:

 "Bacho ki nappy kaise badalte hai"
 "Rukiye..Anna ji se baat kariye..Kejriwal ki wo hi badalte the"


it is so super that it gave me nostalgia.

super duper like ..salla nostalgia la diye


@BloodyKamina why are you saying abusive words to me?

@BloodyKamina gaali kyu bak raha hai mujhe ?


if the report would have negative then this #DeMonetisation and #GST would have destroyed the country, but now every one is quiet #easeofdoingbusiness #IndiaRising #EoDB

Agar Ye report negative hoti to #DeMonetisation aur #GST ne desh ko duba Diya Par ab sab chup #easeofdoingbusiness #IndiaRising #EoDB


in sultan, why his head is poping out of his cheast! picture : twitter.com/fzUxA3VwJQ

Ye Sultan me bhai ka sar chhaati me se kyu nikla hai !pic.twitter.com/fzUxA3VwJQ


Dinesh Karthik also plays good in IPL, take him too in indian team

Dinesh Karthik bhi IPL me accha khelta hai, use bhi le lo Indian team me.


RT @theFirstHandle : @ShootinThoughts @DDNewsHindi  i did all of them who were tagged

RT @theFirstHandle : @ShootinThoughts @DDNewsHindi HAHAHAHA jo bhi tagged the , sabko kar diya


@Priya_Menon @ttrinadasgupta i don't know about twosome, i don't even want to talk about threesome.

@Priya_Menon @ttrinadasgupta yahan twosome ka pata nahi, threesome ki toh baatein bhi nahi karni.


@Singhlicious @HaramiParindey that's a big thing

@Singhlicious @HaramiParindey Ae vee kaint cheej ae badi


guddu,  when will you get married??my perents have started searching a guy for me andi am in love with you so much.

guddu yar tu shaadi kab kar raha hai ??mere gharwalo ne ladka dekhna start kr dia h n im so much in love wid u :p


the whole generation was bad, shame on you rekha ,sunita ,kachhua, and all.

ye sali generation hi kharab thi ..:-/ shame on you rekha ,sunita ,kachhua and all :p :@


Bhagoda 1: Kejriwal
Bhagoda 2: Somnath Bharti https://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/647005490044514304Â â€¦

Bhagoda 1: Kejriwal
 Bhagoda 2: Somnath Bhartihttps://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/647005490044514304Â â€¦


Competition is still maintained, our ganpati is better than yours, it's wrong

Competition banaye rakha hai, hamari ganpati tumse achhi. Galat hai


@BhumikaShah7 bitter gourd, and when zoomed sees allien.

@BhumikaShah7 karelaa . . Aur zoom kiyaa hota to allien dikhta . .


When a girl say you blabber too much, I think they consider us as  Competitor https://t.co/G0GtQr0KgR

When a girl say , Bakbak bahut karte ho :v I think Ye Humein apna Competitor samajh rahi hai :v :v https://t.co/G0GtQr0KgR


have you ever loved anyone?
yes
and did the same person loved someone else?
yes

KYA TUMNE KABHI KISISE PYAR KIYA?
 KIYAAA
 AUR USNE KISI DOOSRE SE PYAAR KIYA?
 KIYAAA


@Being_Humor you made me a lover @EconomicTimes

@Being_Humor Aashiq banaya AAP ne @EconomicTimes


@DefucktiveHumor love Nitish and why not loving honor? #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan

@DefucktiveHumor Nitish pyaara lagta hai izzat kyu nahi #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan


@someUSER hello bob, i'm fine. tomorrow is a holiday here, all souls' day and the 15th republic day , another holiday . now i'm a little busy...

@someUSER hi bob . 'm fine . tomorrow is a holiday here ,all souls' day 'n the 15th republic day , another holiday . now i'm a little busy...


why this political leaders makes public life hell - a humer never do something good to another human - they will only do what they want #GST

why this political leaders makes public life hell - ek insaan dosre insaan ka kabhi bhala kabhi nahi karta - sirf apni satta chalayega #GST


why are you so jelous or happy with afridi's sixes to ashwin. #SurgicalStrike

apko kyun jalan ho rahe hai " ya phir Afridi kay Ashwin ko 6 s yaad kar ke khush . #SurgicalStrike


@vbm6767 It's also an excuse for fight. now tell me if anyone is shitting! @indiantweeter

@vbm6767 yeh bhi ladai karne ka ek bahana hai. Ab bolo kisko potty nahi aati @indiantweeter


@JhaSanjay dum hai to Modi ji ko tag kar na..


apple shakeup mobile software boss eased out: apple inc .ceo tim cook on monday pushed out the powerful head of the company&amp


you are keep talking about money, why money matters to you so much?

 #NitishLaluSting picture : twitter.com/QnJc0Hw4G7

Tu paisa paisa karti hai.. Kyu paise pe tu marti hai

 #NitishLaluStingpic.twitter.com/QnJc0Hw4G7


" success saturday " - having a great time at the 4th annual girlfriend group celebration !@someUSER wood @someUSER cofield @someUSER mad ox

" success saturday " - having a great time at the 4th annual girlfriend group celebration !@someUSER wood @someUSER cofield @someUSER maddox


learn to kick his ass, you'll find plenty to lick your ass.
 #Irshaad

Pichwaade par laat maarna seekho, usse chaatne wale toh hazaar mil jayenge.
 #Irshaad


what cashless! the texi guy is asking for 500 ruppees

Ghanta cashless! Rickshaw wala 500 rupaye maang raha hai.


4 wives
 40 kids
 72 virgins
 and
 1760 rasam https://twitter.com/MSajidRashidi/status/828334175728103424

4 bivi
 40 bachhe
 72 virgins
 aur
 1760 Bhasad https://twitter.com/MSajidRashidi/status/828334175728103424Â â€¦


and kids this is how garbage bin started.

and baccho this is how gayrbage bin started ...:-|


#PVSindhu Go for gold! it's time to make history! #BWF 2017 #Glasgow #SindhuvsOkuhara

mon #PVSindhu Go for gold !! Misaal ban ne ka time aa gaya hai !! #BWF 2017 #Glasgow #SindhuvsOkuhara


don't spread garbage in house. Bangladesh is losing. tomorrow, garbage man will be on leave.

Ghar mein zyada kooda mat karna. Bangladesh har rahi hai. Kal koodewala gham mein chhutti karega.


RT @TheRajKundra : Australians don't know, no matter the target, we indians always finish in March.

RT @TheRajKundra : Australia walon ko pata nahin hai , kitna bhi target ho , hum India wale March mahine mein pura kar hi dete hain ...


@Toh_Kya_Hua @91mishraprachi nahi aayega


for a long time this arguing TL par haven't come to his senses yet.

Kabse iss pyaase jhagadte TL par, sense ki ek boondh tak nahi giri.


admin is gone mad ,aisa is much better then nsui and abvp

dimag fir gya hai admin ka,abe aisa is much better then nsui and abvp,huh


@Miss_Ankiita peeing is not allowed here.


once commitment 4:00pm,  won't listen to anyone

Ek baar commitment kardi 4:00pm phir kisiki nhi sunnte :)


getting out to bring the chalk is just an excuse to roam in the entire school

chalk lene ke liye bahar nikalna sirf bahana tha pura school ghoomane ka .....


well this is good, and it's not a good idea to face them https://twitter.com/genderlogindia/status/870603166240227330

Chalo achha hai, waise bhi inke much lagna theek nahi hai.https://twitter.com/genderlogindia/status/870603166240227330Â â€¦


@VertikaKhullar not jaguar, this is for now http://instagram.com/p/pJFNR4JfpA/Â

@VertikaKhullar jaguar nahi, abhi ye haihttp://instagram.com/p/pJFNR4JfpA/Â


Dad: son, how was your day?

 @farzana_versey: tired dad, today we abuse hindusthe whole day on twitter. heard so many abusive responces too.

 Dad:

Dad: Beta how was ur day

 @farzana_versey: Thak gayee Papa.. Aaj hindus ko abuse kiya dinbhar twitter pe.. Khoob gaaliya bhi khayee

 Dad:


naak samose jaisi hai.. baki lakdi qweet hai


@LoKarloUnfollow here we go, he jcome to put petrol on fire@tweeting_pal

@LoKarloUnfollow aa gaya aag me petrol daalne@tweeting_pal


you please leave it, you have also made favourites. don't play with these type of people.

tum rehne do, favorite tumne bhi kiya hai. Aise logon ke dil ke saath khelte nahi. Hmph.


@Being_Humor achcha sila diya tune mere pyaar ka


you just say, i'm a member of AAP, Amazon India's head will personaly come to send you parcel @amazon @AmazonHelp

lol.. Tu bol mein AAP ka karyakarta hu.. Amazon ka India head tujhe khud dene aayega parcel @amazon @AmazonHelp


"to equal to the india there will be war"
 Zuban-e-Khanjar
 https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/699513431972392961

"Bharat ki barbadi tak, jang rahegi jung rahegi"
 â€“ Zuban-e-Khanjar
 https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/699513431972392961Â â€¦


today, @Rohinisgh_ET will lose his job @yadavakhilesh @Akhilesh_ET

aaj to @Rohinisgh_ET ki naukri gayee @yadavakhilesh @Akhilesh_ET


@TheDilliMirror @hinnaz you won't going to learn anything

@TheDilliMirror @hinnaz Tusee padhan likhan aaley nai lagdey tusee mere vargey ho


this was your model till @OfficeOfRG 2014. Tit for tat . though I don't agree but this is how you going to learn.

@OfficeOfRG 2014 ke pehle tak aap Ka yehi model tha . Tit for tat . Tho I don't agree but aap yehi bhasha samajhte hain


"when a girl says no, it means no" #soimportant http://t.co/CkAMzmhH1g

" jab koi ladki na kehti hai , toh uska matlab na hi hota hai ( when a girl says no , it only means no ) " #soimportant http://t.co/CkAMzmhH1g


we are just common man, he is a Megalomaniac picture : twitter.com/8KKhjRtSzQ

Hum to Aam Aadmi hain ji, woh Megalomaniac haipic.twitter.com/8KKhjRtSzQ


@PoojaMissra devlopment and employment will increases #GoodByeNitishKumar

@PoojaMissra vikas or rojgar ki hogi ab bharmar..... #GoodByeNitishKumar


@varungrover yes, we are here to drink thandai on holi!

@varungrover Ji haan. Holi par thandai peene aaye hain :)


@Fuljhadii her future husband will take care, my responsibility is over. why @mcdonaldsindia?

@Fuljhadii woh uska hone wala pati jaane, meri responsibility khatam. Kyun bhai @mcdonaldsindia?


we will again win today due to habbits! #IndvsPak

Aaj Phir Harayenge Kyunki Aadat Hai . #IndvsPak


in Ujjain; by Pt . Devendra Bihari Goswami, Kumbh Special Bhajan : https://t.co/ENNAy5TMp9 via @YouTube

Ujjaini Mein Jo Bhi by Pt . Devendra Bihari Goswami || Kumbh Special Bhajan : https://t.co/ENNAy5TMp9 via @YouTube


they were trying to make @irajvirsinghbihar america #FailedCMNitish

@irajvirsinghbihar ko america banane chala tha ye #FailedCMNitish


@YogendraTyagi9 how long our news channel will servive just on photoshop? @abpnewstv #NewsDalalABP

@YogendraTyagi9 Kab tak apna news channel Photoshop k zariye chalatey rahogey?? @abpnewstv #NewsDalalABP


haha lagta hai guddu ke papa police me hai


the rumour is that #Yugpurush #Khujliwal are doing #ManMohanSingh course, that's why they became #SilentMan

Sunne me aaya hai ki #Yugpurush #Khujliwal #ManMohanSingh ka course kar Raha hai isliye #SilentMan Bana hua hai


Hey, Salman, i am telling you before the release that Bajarangi Bhaijaan will be a hit. what's your saying in that?

Hii..Salman Bhai mai abhi se kah raha hun ki apki Bajarangi Bhaijaan hit film hai... Ap kya Kahte hain????


@LoKarDi_RT if it comes with pressure then we will think


@YearOfRat they haven't told me to, but still i will go to physiotherapist once.

@YearOfRat filhaal toh bola nahi hai, phir bhi chala jaunga physio ke paas ek baar


stamps feet
 acts like a dumb delhi girl
i only want old monk.

*stamps feet*
 *acts like a dumb delhi chick*
 mujhe bas old monk chhiye chhiye chhiye


they both went on date together https://twitter.com/realkeerthi/status/881082238737174528

Dono saath gaye the date pe https://twitter.com/realkeerthi/status/881082238737174528Â â€¦


it always feels like doubts, this type of talk, this scooter etc., only someone from 90's kvian can do, is guddu kvian???

hamesha shaq sa hota hai ... ye iss tarah ki batein ye scooter wagerah sirf ek 90's ka kvian hi kar sakta hai ,guddu kvian hai kya ???


what teams do you think may get transferred/moved in the future?i can only see the sacramento kings ,phoenix

what teams do you think may get transferred/moved in the future ?i can only see the sacramento kings ,phoenix ...http/URL


still time to order your #halloween treats !deadline: 2pm cst today (with overnight shipping) to arrive tomorrow !---&gt


don't look at me like that,  i'll set up #GST, after GST i'll cut #IncomeTax.

Aise na Mujhe Tum Dekho #GST Laga "Dunga GST Laga ke #IncomeTax bhi Kaat lunga.


normal people asking directions
where this road leads to?
salman khan
where this footpath lead to?

*normal people asking directions*
 bhaiya ye road kidhar ko jati hai?
 *salman khan*
 bhaiya ye footpath kidhar ko jata hai?


Ram Kapoor: my wife is telling me to kill her.

 All married man: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Ram Kapoor: Meri biwi mujhe bol rahi hai ki meri jaan le lo.

 All married man: BHENCHO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?


@coolfunnytshirt Sir, fulfill his wishes @eighth_samurai

@coolfunnytshirt Sir, iski ichha puri kar do @eighth_samurai


pomished a kiss on a kiss day, here comes the kiss day today, didn't get kiss

@Pakistan!

Jumme ke din kiya chumme ka vada.. Lo aa gaya aaj phir jumma jumma.. Jumma chumma naa de chumma..

 LOL @Pakistan LOL


guddu, when will you learn to ride a bicycle, everytime you sit behind shan.

guddu khud kb cycle chalana sikhega .. har bar shan ke piche hi baithta hai ... :)


i don't like two things in my life, small thoughts and small ball" - Suresh Raina #IndvsAus

"Zindagi me do chize mujhe bilkul nahi pasand, choti soch aur choti ball" - Suresh Raina #IndvsAus


we used to get only 20 ruppees on eid, and rest of the year, 2 pennies!

hum logo ko to sirf eid par 20 rupaye milte the ...:p n rest of d year ...2 athanniya ..:(


you will recive so many comments that you won't be able to reply

Aapko itni cmnts aayegi.. Aap toh reply b ni kroge..


@Insane_chorri what would i know? i am innocent.

@Insane_chorri mujhe kya pata? main to innocent hoon.


@someUSER i am a sg on the bucks so i am on a good team, but under monta ellis. what is your position? were you picked 3rd?

@someUSER lololololololol im a sg on the bucks so im on a good team ,but under monta ellis .whats your position ?were you picked 3rd ?


lauren goodger may reportedly be in training for the next series of dancing on ice ,but that doesn't seem to have stopped her from ha ...


"Viru Paaji to Shoaib: yes, i have seen how fast you were, you used to run toward fine lag" THiS IS FUN #INDvsAUS

"Viru Paaji to Shoaib: Haan maine dekha hai aap kitne tez the, fine leg ki taraf apne pankh failate huye bhagte the" THiS IS FUN #INDvsAUS


it's november 1st so you know what that means .you'll see valentine's day stuff at walmart soon .#celebratetherightholiday

it's november 1 so you know what that means .you'll see valentine's day stuff at walmart soon .#celebratetherightholiday


@bruiselee felt bad because of what you said, took down 5 wickets

@bruiselee bhai bura maan gaya aapki baat ka. 5 wicket nikaal liye


nice! On the set of Voice of Punjab http://t.co/FtH9PQsbFg

Oye balle balle ... :) On the set of Voice of Punjab http://t.co/FtH9PQsbFg


@Yami_Buttercup are you gonna perform vrat today or not @MarwariChori

@Yami_Buttercup aaj vrat rakha ya nahi@MarwariChori


@indiantweeter awesome, take me with you sometime

@indiantweeter awesome, mujhe bhi le ja kabhi :p


@mywoodthorpe election is held in Bihar, fight for BJP and Mahagathbandhan #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@mywoodthorpe Bihar me election hai BJP Aur Mahagathbandhan ke liye ladaai aar ya paar...#FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


Salute to indian army, if some indian kids would have gone, the pakistani army would never give us back

Salute to indian army... agar india se koi bachaa chale jatey den pakistani army return nai krta...


@Oinkoo that hapened the night @AskThePankazzzz do  divide time a bit state-wise, do pray

@Oinkoo hamare yaha to raat ko hi ho gayi. Bhai @AskThePankazzzz thoda state-wise time divide kar je pray kiya kar


Vodafone 3G isn't working proparly, why the hell would 4G works!

Vodafone ka 3G to theek se chalta nahi, 4G kya ghanta chalega!


@Atheist_Krishna hahaha.. Koi achcha kaam nahi hai Pootna ko pareshaan karna


please also call Ramesh Powar to come https://twitter.com/Being_Humor/status/856205175316508673

Ramesh Powar ko bhi bula lo https://twitter.com/Being_Humor/status/856205175316508673Â â€¦


@Alllahdin dude, that type of personality is also nessesery. i grow this beard to hide my face. @MeetUunngLee is chocolate boy.

@Alllahdin yaar, waisi personality bhi honi chahiye na. Main toh shakal chupaane ke liye daadhi. @MeetUunngLee chocolate boy hai.


#ItalianChudail will eat up the whole country RT @IndiaToday Sonia Gandhi leads opposition charge to not allow #RailBudget #RailBudget2015

Yeh #ItalianChudail desh ko khaa jaaegi RT @IndiaToday Sonia Gandhi leads opposition charge to not allow #RailBudget #RailBudget2015


@eye_nakshiran so far you are thinking but you will settle with naira

@eye_nakshiran abhi tak tum think he kar rahi ho naira pe he hogi


how will your film go hit without muslim.

bhai ap muslim bina kesi hit karoge ye films. .


in this cold wether the a/c is all raged up!

Iss thand mausam mein a/c dhakad hai dhakad hai a/c dhaakad hai.


@melotus it's a mango season too, Kavita


@Arunapk57 this is for theose with sad poetry, aunty, who just spread the propoganda of lust as sad poetry.

@Arunapk57 ye sad wale poetries ke liye hai aunty, jo poetries ke naam par hawas ka propoganda chalate hai :'(


@indiantweeter bad gareebon ka mazaak udaao


@aniket51082 only he will tell you that @bhuvanrajora

@aniket51082 ye to yahi batayenge :) @bhuvanrajora


before, it was ok,after modiji becoming PM, stupido gone crazy @MeetUunngLee

pehle phir bhi theek tha.. Jab se Modi ji PM bane hai.. Stupido pagla gaya hai @MeetUunngLee


Just watched Phool Aur Kaante. power of kesar in each particles.

Just watched Phool Aur Kaante. Daane daane mein kesar ka dam.


guddu laila k sath date pe jaega k nahi?


Sometimes I look at the heavens for inspiration #Retrica #Sunshine http://t.co/1BR2RZGKbi

Sometimes I look at the heavens for inspiration .. :) #Retrica #Sunshine http://t.co/1BR2RZGKbi


then, why are you not here? are you having fun?

To yahan kyun nahi hai? Mazze aarahe hai


@Vocal_Indian and now have to love pigs #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@Vocal_Indian aur karna padegi suar se pyaar #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


RT @BeingSalmanKhan : kashmir is reach in beauty, wounderful http://t.co/y6r6n78rTv

RT @BeingSalmanKhan : KASHMIR bahut AMEER in natural beauty ... Maashallah Maashallah http://t.co/y6r6n78rTv


hey @BarackObama, when you come, please bring an iPhone6 64GB gold, and from duty free please bring one black label. Thanks!

Hi bhai @BarackObama, aate huye ek iPhone6 64GB gold lete aana, aur duty free se ek aad black label bhi pakad lena. Thanks!


some soles licker saying #TripleTalaq is a topic of faith! these people belongs to congress.

Kuch talve chatne wale #TripleTalaq ko bhi astha ka visay batate hai wah!aur aise log sirf congress se hi belong kr skte hai.


@rootofall3vil @BCCI carful with falling in love with someone

@rootofall3vil @BCCI dekho kahin pyaar na ho jaye


@Atheist_Krishna follower to aur aa jaenge.. ye pal nahi aayenge dobara


@hinnaz where this weird flavor can found?


scorcher fest returns to the duke again for a huge day of live music !this years record 180 acts !sunday 18th ...http/URL


Relationship Status: i have already given my crazy heart.

Relationship Status: Dil toh pagal hum de chuke hai sanam.


Shame! nobody is ready to take admission in this mental-hospital #JNU ! this was meant to happen ! soon will be closed!

Shame Kyunki koi admission lene main interested nahi hai is pagalkhane #JNU main !! Yeh toh hona hi tha !! Jaldi band bhi hoga !!!


the whole city knows me as pappu. #whereisrahul #rahulonleave #twistedbollywoddialogues

Saara seher mujhe PAPPU k naam se janta hai . #whereisrahul #rahulonleave #twistedbollywoddialogues


dad handled match at perfect time, we would have lost

papa ne sahi time pe match ko sambhaal liya ... nahi tow match gaya tha haath se :)


it is good that Arbaz Khan didn't commited accident, otherwise that Roger Federer would be framed by him.

Accha hua Arbaz Khan se accident nahi hua, warna wo Roger Federer ka naam le leta.


@ROFLaaLa no dude, last moment short trip, couple of home related works. i'll come in february. and right now i'm sick.

@ROFLaaLa haha nahi yaar last moment short trip, ek do ghar ke kaam niptaane the. Aaunga Feb mein. Uppar se tabiyat not OK.


i don't care about rest but i'll be the one standing in the center of the photo.

Baki Kuch bhi ho pr photo ka centre humhi lenge !.


#RailBudget2015 : " god , how can i do this? " @sureshpprabhu sets an ambitious task ahead : http://t.co/QNt4tLI18H

#RailBudget2015 : " Hey Prabhu , Ye Kaise Hoga ? " @sureshpprabhu sets an ambitious task ahead : http://t.co/QNt4tLI18H


Masala buttermilk .... One glass is not enough

Masala Chaas .... One glass is not enough


@UniqueIdiot_ bhai rega jha called me ugly too!

@UniqueIdiot_ bhai rega jha ne mujhe bhi ugly bola :(


@ppritam009 if his film release on Eid , then no need to wish him.

@ppritam009 bhai ki film Eid pe ho to wish karne ki kya jarurat hai.


hey brothers of sisters, none of sallu's thing is fake, understand?

oye bhen ke bhaiyyo.. sallu bhai ki koi chiz fek nahi hoti.. samjhe kya


what a joke ! PR watch Queen Divyanka's drama she promotes herself and make fans #Fraud #Shame

Hahahahaahaha what a joke ! PR Queen Divyanka ka drama dekho bhai 0 Khud hi apne aap ko promote krti hai aur fans btati hai #Fraud #Shame


they call us indiawale with love, we can be stole in even the home. #IndvsSA

Kahte hain hamko pyar se Indiawaale, ghar me bhi lutwaa le ham Indiawaale. #IndvsSA


they not only lectured guddu but including there perents too.

guddu ki hi nhi gharwaalon ki bhi class laga di .......


whom friend, what friend, you are a devil, you only come on eid, to remove everyone's faith

Kiska bhaijan kahan ka Bhai jaan Kutte tu ek nambar shetan,,,, Eed me hi aata he,, kharab karne imman,,,


if i'll ever marry then i'll marry the one who understand #GST. Tag a #GST understanding girl for me.

Shaadi karunga to usse jo mujhe #GST ka matlab samjha sake. Tag a #GST understanding girl for me.


#AAP Water and Power bills slashes . Congress and BJP crying,  both parties have become 'rudali' #BJP #RailBudget2015 #

#AAP Water and Power bills slashes . Congress and BJP ka ' Vilap ' . ' Rudali ' ban gayi hai dono party . #BJP #RailBudget2015 #


@Javedakhtarjadu - you are roaming around being #JolllyLLB, where were you when anti-national slogans were sung in #JNU, Mr. LITERATE

@Javedakhtarjadu - bhai tu bada #JolllyLLB ban ke ghum riya hai 0 Jab #JNU me anti-national slogans gunj rahe the " tab kaha the Mr. LITERATE


man, it would have been good if you would have cried?


.@BUnlimted does it suits you to troll 75 years old aunty? @DeShobhaa

.@BUnlimted bhai tumhe 75 saal ki aunty ko troll karna shobhaa de-ta hai kya ? @DeShobhaa


when the other team is playing, i change the channel and that's when they took wicket

jab dusri team khel rhi hoti h toh main dusre channel par lga leta hu tabi wicket gir jata h ....


@umakantsingh_in BJP will bring joy in bihar
 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

@umakantsingh_in BJP ki bahaar hi layegi Bihar me bahaar
 #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


listen Vishwas, from tomorrow if anyone gets injure or blood comes out then "blame Demonitization "barber.

Sun "Vishwas kal se koi bhi injure "hua chot lagi ya khoon "nikla blame Demonitization pe "nai pe daalna hai.


@Huss_Master there is no chance with your skeleton bittu.

@Huss_Master Teri skeleton ka bhi koi chance nahi hai bittu Ã°Å¸Ëœâ€š


Mandal Aabhari https://twitter.com/deeppotter/status/894230767781330946Â â€¦


perhaps betrayal by media may be part of his rift with media .

fran says paterno was very congenial to the media in his early years .age &amp


i always cry when i listen to avril singing tomorrow in dublin , i just remember everything bad happened to me .

i always cry wen i listen to avril singing tomorrow in dublin , i just remember everything bad happened to me :/


everyone is saying free wifi, there will be quota in this too http://t.co/Mn6AVQPIFt unlimited obc 1gb general 100mb #RailBudget2015

Sabhi log free WiFi kar rahe he Abhi usme bhi quota hoga kuch dino http://t.co/Mn6AVQPIFt unlimited obc 1gb general 100mb #RailBudget2015


@ttrinadasgupta kids these days have thousands of excuses. @ttrinadasgupta

@ttrinadasgupta kids these days have hajjaar nakhras. @ttrinadasgupta


) Aankhon mein kuchh aansu hain kuchh sapne hain Aansu aur sapne donon Ã¢â‚¬Â¦

RT @I_Love_U_SRK : @iamSRKFanLJ mai bahut accha hu .. dont u worry


he got @anilgupta5113 @TarekFatah @htTweets 20 million punches , if we kept on doing diploma then our lives will be hard

@anilgupta5113 @TarekFatah @htTweets 20 million ghuse pade hain ... diplomacy karte rahe to jeena haram ho jayega hamara


Hello @NSaina, there is a girl who is not agreeing to get married, please try to convince her on behalf of me, everyone listens to you, please

Hello @NSaina ji.. Ek ladki shaadi ke liye maan nahi rahi.. Aap meri taraf se usko bol ke dekho na.. Aapki baat to sab maante hai.. Pls pls


@techie_smart @autumnrainwish you should have chilled too, tune bhi.

@techie_smart @autumnrainwish thoda chill lena chahiye, tune bhi.


. @NewsBytesApp @DrKumarVishwas the poem that you wrote that brainwashed so many people, is it because of him?

. @NewsBytesApp @DrKumarVishwas Ye aapke shayari ne logon ke dimaag ka jo balatkar kiya hai ye uske liye hai kya?


ranted a banglow for 80000 ruppees for daughter's exams, isn't it a deceive for people of delhi?

beti k exam k liye 80000 hajar rupey me banglow rent pe liya ... kya ye delhi ki janta k sath dhuka nahi he ???


NaMo to Bihar : friends, " from tonight 8 pm tejaswi ( 1000's notes) and tejP (500 notes) won't be considered valid#notebandi #NitishGharWapsi

NaMo to Bihar : Mitron " aaj raat 8 bje se tejaswi ( â‚¹ 1000 ) & tejP ( â‚¹ 500 ) valid nahi rahenge 0 #notebandi #NitishGharWapsi


i don't comment like this without seeing.

bina dekhe main aise comments nahi karta.


where are you, salman? please speak something.


@UniqueIdiot_ haraami they are lazy @lovejihadi

@UniqueIdiot_ haraami hai saale kaamchor @lovejihadi


MCBC BBC Hindi . it's a sentence https://t.co/yOgUDO6CqN

MCBC BBC Hindi . Faqra Hai .. https://t.co/yOgUDO6CqN


@ChulbuliImli see, @MeetUunngLee one more fan of yours

@ChulbuliImli dekho @MeetUunngLee tumhari ek aur fan.


talking of bond and skyfall ,variety ,the children's charity is holding the premiere on nov 7th at sylvia park .tickets

talking of bond & skyfall ,variety ,the children's charity is holding the premiere on nov 7th at sylvia park .tickets @ http/URL


@ExSecular the world behind me, and i'm behind doraemon @firstpost

@ExSecular duniya mere peeche.. Mein Doraemon ke peeche @firstpost


got #revenge on the mind ?niners host giants in nfc championship rematch tomorrow !score last minute six here: http/URL

got #revenge on the mind ?niners host giants in nfc championship rematch tomorrow !score last minute tix here: http/URL


i think every friday i'm going to tweet: nice, degrassi tonight .#getusedtoit

i think every friday im going to tweet: yay degrassi tonight .#getusedtoit


ok, if you don't want to come please inform us

Ok tjeek hai nhi aanahai to bta to.do sir


Damn the invisible ninjas cutting onions.

Damn thm invisible ninjas cuttin onions..


@doubtinggaurav improve your level, only care about your work 400%, learn it from kejriwal

@doubtinggaurav level badhao.. kam se kam 400%.. Kejriwal se seekho


Bachche bade ho gaye hai.. Parthiv nahi..


@friendlii_ghost what's this brother? i don't understand

@friendlii_ghost aa shu chhe bhai? Kai samaj na padi


@nainkatary half of your face is just like this

@nainkatary aadhi shakal hi aisi hai tumhari


Friday Faking Release: Ghayal (*ing ruler Manohar, Rajiv Shukla, Anurag Thakur ) http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2016/04/friday-faking-release-ghayal-ing-shashak-manohar-rajiv-shukla-anurag-thakur #Re

Friday Faking Release: Ghayal (*ing Shashak Manohar, Rajiv Shukla, Anurag Thakur ) http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2016/04/friday-faking-release-ghayal-ing-shashak-manohar-rajiv-shukla-anurag-thakur/Â â€¦ #Re


@miss_cherished why to worry if you loved. loved not steal from anyone, why should stay silence, when love.

@miss_cherished Jab pyaar kiya to darna kya.Pyaar kiya koi chori nahi ki.. Chup chup aahen bharna kya.. Jab pyaar..


speaks abusive words of mother-sister in hindi. she is educated third-class person.

hindi me maa bahan ki galiya deti hai. Padhi likhi gawar hai.


aur ye udnilav ka chips ka packet seedhe luncher paji k hath me...


i'm in the bathroom bumping" people in paris "crunk ass hell like it's my 1st time hearing it this song will never get old

i'm in the bathroom bumping" niggas in paris "crunk ass hell like it's my 1st time hearing it this song will never get old lol


what dude! it's about to get dark weather is ready to take sleep! then why are you fighting, where are you?

kya yaar! aaja shaam hone aayi mausam ne li angdaai! to kiss baat ki hai Ladai...............:p whre r uh?


no one ever gets everything.
you only get sometimes brozone or love you as a friend

Kabhi kisi ko mukkamal jahan nahi milta...
 Kahin brozone aur kahin love you as a friend sirf milta.


does it mean to laugh over a thing?sleep you are sleepy

matlab kisi bhi cheez par khush hokar khud hi hasne ka? Sleep you are sleepy.


@stephan_dsza :'( apna school ke paas hi shoot kiya


@Alllahdin aajkal eery things have become fake, somethimes i even doubt on my own's existance, is it true or parody?

@Alllahdin aajkal sabkuch fake hogaya hai, kabhi kabhi khudke existence par bhi doubt hota hai, sach ki life hai ya parody :'(


you said you were locked in a room, don't use rubbish logic

"Kamre" mein bandh ho bola tha, bakwaas ke logic na use karo


go back home #bangldesh .it is totally one sided series. i don't like watching it #vijay #pujara @imVkohli got a 200 again #IndvBan

Ghar chale jao abhi vapas #bangldesh 0 Totally 1 sided series it is 0 Dekhke maza nhi aara hai #vijay #pujara @imVkohli gt a 200 again #IndvBan


RT @iamsrk : great, lion of Haryana have come, Sultan Bhaijaan https://t.co/PB8JynGyKf

RT @iamsrk : Kya baat hai ... Haryana ka Sher aa gaya ... Sultan Bhaijaan https://t.co/PB8JynGyKf


don't go outside guddu, untilthe world cup is over

guddu world cup khatam na ho jaye tab tak tu bahar mat jana ....,


Misbah-ul-haq wants to make love.
Sings, "Misbahon's darmiyan, getting two love"

Misbah-ul-haq wants to make love.
 Sings, "Misbahon ke darmiyan, do pyar mil rahe hain..."


Twinkle Khanna Gets Trolled https://t.co/nHMATpOwtk https://t.co/doYJqW3G2Y

The Morning Wrap : Kanhaiya Calls Smriti Irani ' Anti-Rational '


@arshikyy it is ggod that it's boys match, if it would be a girls match, all girls would be keep staring at parth @LaghateParth, and would have lose

@arshikyy accha hain match boys ki hain , girls ki hoti to sari girls Parth ko @LaghateParth dekhti or out ho jati Ã°Å¸ËœÅ“Ã°Å¸ËœÅ“


Pakistani girl :- "will you drop me ai house?"
 Pakistani Cricketer :- "i'm good at dropping." #INDvPAK

Pakistani girl :- "Mujhe ghar drop kar doge?"
 Pakistani Cricketer :- "Drop karna toh meri khaasiyat hai" #INDvPAK


@Atheist_Krishna i also thought that he didn't understand @miss_cherished

@Atheist_Krishna LOL.. mujhe bhi laga ki ise samaj ni aaya .. hahahaa @miss_cherished


@awk_doc while hugging me over the tank @iamGunjanGrunge

@awk_doc tanki pe.. Mujhe hug karte hue@iamGunjanGrunge


Juz in last 5 minutes, 5000 comments and 10000 likes, it's just awesome

Juz in last 5 mints... 5000 comments and 10000 likes.. Itz juz awsum


if you ask you will get begging, not love


ISIS wants to wipe out hindus. no need to try so hard, liberals are already doing this job.

ISIS wants to wipe out hindus. Kyu load le rahe ho, yeh kaam to liberals kar hi rahe hai.


@taran_adarsh what's wrong with that sir. at least should have given 4 star, would have seen the picture later

@taran_adarsh to kya ho gaya sir. 4 star to de dete, picture bad me bhi dekh lete


todays kids, they come out later, first they come on social media picture : twitter.com/MwG1eqxz4F

Aajkal ke bachche, nikalte baad me hai social media par pehle aate haipic.twitter.com/MwG1eqxz4F


victor cruz is happy about his contract negotiations with the giants .tuesday on his weekl http/URL


wisin and yandel record song with ricky martin, the times of india the reggaeton duo wisin and yandel announced monday

wisin & yandel record song with ricky martin ,jlotimes of indiathe reggaeton duo wisin & yandel announced monday ...http/URL


before, you were flying right?, now face the results

phle to bht udd rha tha na....ab bhugat !


imraan hashmi's spirit inserted inside guddu

hahaha guddu mein imraan hashmi ke spirit ne pravesh kar liya hai ...:d :d


early morning, they took sushma swaraj and not taking her. is she crying in the video? https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/664629576866250752

Subeh Subeh Sushma Swaraj ko utha diya aur le bhi nahi ja raheis she crying in the video?https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/664629576866250752Â â€¦


@lalit04119 god, please give strength to my daughter, always stay happy @narendramodi

@lalit04119 Bhagwan bitiya ko shakti den, hamesha khush rahe @narendramodi


orr sala inka wo circus tooi ... tooi .. tooi bakwaaas


if you want, we can do the elections again, why are you not leaving me alone?

Bhai aap log chahte ho to fir se election karva dete hai, mere pichhe kyu pade ho?


@miss_cherished what's the point of talking in phone while driving car @PAYBACKIndia #PointKyaHai

@miss_cherished Car drive karte hure phone pe baat karne ka @PAYBACKIndia #PointKyaHai Point Kya Hai


good guddu sahi ja rha h .  ladka tarki me hai


@ChickenBiryanii haan haan kyu nahi.. Mayanti ko bhi lekar aana.. Shayad murde me jaan aa jaaye


@Champ_Nikk Tera dukh sirf Sunny Leone samaj sakti hai


Are sir aj apke liye 4g internet pk dalwaya hai..ab aa bhi jao..


@HathwalaThakur Aaj poonam pandey aayee thi Thakur.. tera pooch rahi thi


Srilanka won because of #NaMo in their National Anthem . #SLvsInd #IndvSL #wt20final #BJPManifesto Ab ki Baar ......


@nickhunterr arre ye sab to bas isliye ki do waqt ki RTs mil jaaye aur kya


@iamGunjanGrunge Baat to sahi hai .. Koi Amitabh sir ko bhi FF nahi deta


jab jaroort hoti h talent tabhi nikalta h .  .  .  .


ye kejriwal bda hoshiyar .  .  .  .  apne hi jaal me fasat jaat .  .  .


@Sinceere_Angel Maam agar mein khana banaunga to kya meri hone wali biwi ghar chalaegi ?


@mrjagjit thanks jagjit. i was waiting for you only.

@mrjagjit thanks jagjit. Tera hi wait kar raha tha.


jalabpuriya is a friend. He keeps sending

dost hai Jalabpuriya.. wohi bhejta rehta hai


this monsoon India has survived 18% more rains then normal. we are ordinary people #Indra dev is also filling 18% #GST

This monsoon India has received 18% more rains then normal. Hum To Sadharan Manushya "Hai #Indra Dev Bhi 18% #GST Bhar Rahe Hain.


what a movie you reminded me and the song! will just watch the magician live stream tonight!

kya movie yaad dilaya aur gaana! Bas aaj raat stream kar ke dekhunga jaadugar!


brother Faisal, do make any gag with umbrella.

faisal bhai ,  chhatri leke koi gag banao na .


admin you are so down to earth ,all in our gags have100% resemblance with my childhood. i belong to middle class family. you made ma day dear. god bless you!

admin u r so down to earth ,  all in our gags have100% resemblance with ma childhood .  i belong to middle class family .  u made ma day dear .  god bless you  !


pakistan can't get over with these k-words. Earlier there was kashmir, now kohli also got added.

Pakistan can't get over with these K words. Pehle Kashmir hi tha ab Kohli bhi ad ho gaya.


when sanjay dutt first went to jail

 arshad Warsi: brother, this room is over as soon as it starts.

*when sanjay dutt first went to jail*
Arshad Warsi:  Bhai yeh room toh ... shuru hote hi khatam ho gaya.


@Oinkoo hahaha, he will beat us, he is mighty bheem

@Oinkoo Hahaha pitaai karega wo hamaari, wo bheem hai


@Champ_Nikk vishwas is like a mirror #NitishKaAgentPratyayaAmrit

@Champ_Nikk Vishwas sheeshe ki tarah hota hai #NitishKaAgentPratyayaAmrit


@aamir_khan played well at the right moment. well played #MenInBlue #MaukaMauka #IndvsSA

@aamir_khan Mauke pr Chauka lga diya .. Well Played :) #MenInBlue #MaukaMauka #IndvsSA


what should anyone understand in such a language?


@Integrated_me mujhe to aap abhi bhi 18 ki lagti hai


ganges, where do you leave us? http://twitter.com/ishfoundation/states/889877917462925317

Ganga chali tu kahan humein chhod ke? :'(https://twitter.com/ishafoundation/status/889877917462925317 …


@bhaturigirl brother, chhole bhature, tell me what you haven't seen

@bhaturigirl yaar chole bhature, aisi batao jo na dekhi ho


oh yes .. cow dung is even more sacred than that @RanaAyyub

oh haan.. Gobar to isse bhi pavitr hai @RanaAyyub


@The_slagahar mine too mine too mine too

@The_Sleigher mera bhi mera bhi mera bhi


@SocialBitterfly if you didn't do right yesterday, then would have to change the phone today @TheInsaneSane

@SocialBitterfly tune kal rt nahi kiya to aaj phone badalna pada  @TheInsaneSane


bjp presents proof of pm's degrees , demands apology from kejriwal : senior bharatiya janata party bjp leader ... https://t.co/jcayIlmZZG

BJP Presents Proof Of PM's Degrees , Demands Apology From Kejriwal : Senior Bharatiya Janata Party ( BJP ) leader ... https://t.co/jcayIlmZZG


worlds network may run in 3g or 4g, ours run with shivg #mahashivratri # Lord shiva

Duniya ka network bhale he 3G ya 4G se chalta ho Par hamara toh ShivG se chalta hai . #MahaShivratri # Lord shiva


#Manhattan #NewYorkcity #NewYork #Trump #Usa

#Manhattan #NewYorkCity #NewYork #Trump #USA


@perrky_girl16 this doesn't happen, your case seems a bit psychotic

@perky_girl16 Ye nahi hota, tumhara case thoda psychotic lagta hai


@Fussi_Ca Iron Man has money, technology, girl everything.

@Fussy_Ca Iron man ke paas paisa technology ladki sab hai


ben said bicester was full of chavs ,well i'm currently sat with last years cast of jeremy kyle .you hypocritical much ?

ben said bicester was full of chavs ,  well i'm currently sat with last years cast of jeremy kyle .  uh hypocritical much ?


@Rudramukhi mein to pyaar ki baat kar raha tha


Run @DumbbellsnDrama. You will be morning and my night. night night

@DumbbellsnDrama bhaago. Tunhari subah hogayi aur meri raat. Zzzzz... Night night


this is done https://twitter.com/Dorkstar/status/806694040074743808

yeh ho chuka haihttps://twitter.com/Dorkstar/status/806694040074743808 …


#drewpeterson are you missing drew peterson yet ?lifetime is re-airing the movie this sunday .it stars rob lowe as peterson

#drewpeterson are you missing drew peterson yet ?  lifetime is re-airing the movie this sunday .  it stars *gasp* rob lowe as peterson


lal of bihar. is naming his motherland
http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwf2 sample
#NitishLaluSting"

Bihar ke lal.. Kar rahe apni matrbhoomi ka naam nihaal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwovF2NSDkg … … …

#NitishLaluSting


@prasanto @DarrKeAage @SriSri @msdhoni has just started watching cricket! or never seen! get involved. be the reason for win.

@prasanto @DarrKeAage @SriSri @msdhoni abhi abhi cricket dekhna suru kiya hai ! Ya kabhi dekha nahi ! Get involved . Be the reason for win .


don't say so brother .. india too won the worldcup in its own country
@NaughtyDew_ australia, a dog in your street is also a lion

Aisa mat bol bhai.. India bhi WC apne hi desh me jeeti thi

RT @NaughtyDew_: Australia, Apna Gaali Mein Kutta Bhi Sher Hota Hai


the boys will do promo in sweden today (november 2nd) and they will perform on sweden tonight ,live stream here

the boys will do promo in sweden today (november 2nd) and they will perform on sweden xf tonight ,  live stream here http/URL


bundi ladoos in pink, green and blue packets

gulaabi ,  hare aur neele rang ke packet mein boondi ke laddu :) :p


this @KyaUkhaadLega lives in gurgaon, he's is flight. sure, let us have a session of drinks

ye  @KyaUkhaadLega Gurgaon mein nahi ye flight mein rehta hai. Zaroor milkar daaru session karte hai.


modi is behind this https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/803502373180088321

Iss mein Modiji ka haath hai jihttps://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/803502373180088321 …


If India has a match and there are no tricks, then what is fun?

india ka match ho aur totke na ho to fir maja hi kya .  .  .


@Atheist_Krishna, you have not even called me to the wedding, I came there myself and took the  photo.

@Atheist_Krishna tune toh shaadi mein bulaya bhi nahi apni, woh toh main khud hi aagaya aur photo nikaal li.


@ek_samosa_dena it is a thing not be weared

@ek_samosa_dena yaar woj utaarne wali cheez hai pehen ne wali nahi


@bizzarebhide my Lumbar, till when would you make me struggle?

@bizzarebhide ♫ Lumbar mere, kab tak mujhe, aise hi tadpaoge ... ♫


@napster_004 dab entered into chinali, brother, how long will it last?

@napster_004 dab chinaali mein ghusa huwe hai bhai, kab tak jhelenge?


now look at all the restaurants and cafes bills because of gst. and feeling hungry. #GST #GSTerabegins

Ab GST ke chakkar mein sabke restaurants aur cafes ke bill dekho. Aur bhook lag rahi hai. #GST #GSTEraBegins


by doing this, anna proved that he is not a fascist. . . . .

yeh karke anna ne saabith kiya ke woh fascist nahi hai .  .  .  .  .


#TrippleTalaq who are supporting this, they should definitely become a girl 1 time so that you know how it feels. shame!

#TripleTalaq jo isko support kar rahe hai wo 1 bar ladki jarur bane.taqi pata to chale kysa lgta hai. Shame!


for any circumstance, match would be finished by #msd if you wanted to waste time then why to trouble #Jadeja #rahane should have been told to do left batting.. #INDvsAUS

Kuch bhi ho match finish toh #msd hi krega Itna hi time pass karna tha toh Sir #Jadeja ko kyon pareshaan kiye .. #rahane ko hi lefty batting karne bol dete .. #INDvsAUS


brother where did you get this name, udibaloo, it's awesome. how did you get this name in the first place

bhai ye naam udbilaoo kaha se sucha :d jabardasth hai  !  !  bhai ye naam tumhare dimag me first time kaise ayaaa iske piche ka secret btaooo !


reply to @skjbolly whatever I do Ill maintain the dignity of my part as Mahadev #MohitRaina #devonkedevmahadev http://t.co/QDSWmHBOQB

RT @skjbolly : whatever I do Ill maintain the dignity of my part as Mahadev : #MohitRaina #devonkedevmahadev http://t.co/QDSWmHBOQB


@MeetUunngLee generation has changed and you also

@MeetUunngLee Zamana badal gaya hai aur tu bhi


what happened where are you you are making fool of us?

kaya huya, kaha hai app,hum logo ko murga to nehe banareha hai?


@Funjabi_ abe  not her  She @Miss_Ankiita is my love

@Funjabi_ abe ye nahi.. Ye @Miss_Ankiita to meri jaan hai


he had talent, but didn't have ambition. can't blame him. he had a long journey

@GabbbarSingh Talent bahut tha but woh level ka ambition nahi tha. Cant blame him. Jahan se aaya tha wahi bada lamba safar tha.


@witchybitchygal Sir.. Aap jitna Pootna aur Purba se pyaar karte ho usse to kam hi karta hu


i was thinking i didn't have a voice but let me copy the hairstyle and mustache. i will get some blessings

Main bhi soch raha hu, awaaz to Hai nahi magar hair style or mooch copy kar lu.Thodu krupa yahan par bhi hogi.


hello Kya main mr. salman khan se baat kar sakta hoon??


lanat he .  .  . is baba ko bharat se bhagao .  .  .  .


is bajrangi bhaijan kidnapped? now we will get to know on 12th july

Khi BAJRANGI BHAIJAAN KIDNAPDED toh nhi gye! Ab toh12july ko hi pta chalega.


Nation is thankful to ModiJi , ke unhone vansh agey na badaney ki sochi .. bahut doordarshi hain hain .. ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ https://t.co/LsfHDrE4CP


monday night football at #ciscos .  win a chance at going to hawaii for the pro bowl! happy hour all night

monday night football at #ciscos .  . win a chance at going to hawaii for the pro bowl  !  !  !  happy hour all night http/URL


@aanchalator yeah, when 6 strikes at pune,  just tell me, i will start looking here in  jaipur

@aanchalator Han. Jab bhi Pune me 6 baje mujhe bata dena, main yaha Jaipur me dekhna shuru kar dunga.


@Ra_Bies Sir don't fall for outerlooks  @witchybitchygal

@Ra_Bies Sir dikhawe pe na jao..  @witchybitchygal


reply to @indianortheast  three states of north east india lead the table in providing rural jobs in India . tripura retained its top .

RT @indianortheast : Three States of North East India lead the table in providing rural jobs in India . Tripura retained its top ... https://t


son,stay here for 12 years, everything will happen


tail is tail https://twitter.com/IndiaToday/status/756039829876379649

Pooch pooch hota haihttps://twitter.com/IndiaToday/status/756039829876379649 …


he put pillows in wrong way, put one on top of other and then listen to your mom's scold for degrading cottons of pillows

ye do takiye galat lagata hai ,  ek sidha ek upar rakh .  .  .  phir mummy ki daat ,  sari rui tod de tu in takiyo ki :-p


if you dont trust #Harward then #Trump & company stop following them!

#Harward pe bharosa nahi hai to #Trump & Company k talue chatna band kar dijiye ! !!!


@enlightenedme_ yeah, it's because earlier you used to be worried sometimes and now you are worried all the time

@enlightenedme_ haan kyunki tumhara pehle toh kabhi kabhi gam tha ab toh har pal hi rehta hai.


now i have to cut the nerves (someone else's)

hahah nas kaat ke dikhani padegi ab (kisi aur ki)


@imAnandChavan success overcomes fear, satyendra verma has proved it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tybez0kwACg … … #NaamBanteHainRiskSe @MountainDewIn

@imAnandChavan Dar ke aage Jeet hai  Satyendra Verma has proved it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tybez0kwACg … … #NaamBanteHainRiskSe @MountainDewIn


there is a huge difference between actual acting and just mocking

acting and nautankiyaaying me bohot bada difference hai .  :p


@indiantweeter yes brother, just take everything from us


@iamlakshmirai om namasivaya #MahaShivratri wishes sister

@iamlakshmirai ohmm namashivaya #MahaShivratri wishes :( sister


brother #kohli, don't make #RohitSharma runout. make australia lose the game. rahane's game made him god of cricket

Bhai #kohli yar phir se runout mat karwa diyo #RohitSharma ko Australia ke players ko laga kar thikane " Rahane ke khel me dikha he cricket ka bhagwan


test will be negative smarty. best of luck

test will be negetive smarty  .  .  .  .  .  best of luck :)


@Rizwan1149 very goodpoem, it's beautiful  (keep in mind for next time- onely two lines to caption the picture) @romeomustlivee

@Rizwan1149 bahut acchi kavita .. ati sundar ( aage se dhyaan rakhiye - only two lines for CaptionThisPic ) @romeomustlivee


He: red angel standing on the ground. what a fight she had

She: hey, that is kanpur's fielder. gutka is pressed

He: Laal pari maidaan khadi.. kya khoob ladi...

She: Arre woh Kanpur ka fielder hai.. Gutkha dabaye hua hai


Mujhe chhod do mere haal pe, whiskey hai yaar kaafi hai.


all leader in bjp are realizing the change happening

bjp ke saare bade leaders jo rellies kr rahe hai frq to aaya hai .  .  .


gurdeep singh seems to be very happy pic.twitter.com/MZrSabJjQ2

Gurdeep Singh khushi se phule nahi samaaye.pic.twitter.com/MZrSabJjQ2


this #AntiRomeoSquads are #SurgicalStrike for minorities, all those who are having treatment for weakness are muslim @kauserseema @alamgirizvi

Ye #AntiRomeoSquads minorities pe #SurgicalStrike hai " saare mardana kamzori k treatment waale Hakim Muslim hai@kauserseema @alamgirizvi


@Dishasatra bakwaas, ek bhi missed call nahi hai.


our school was english speaking campus, one day our hindi teacher got angryand said- you boy, go on the sun

hmare school me english speaking campus tha .  ek baar hindi ke teacher gussa ho gaye break k time aur dhaare: you boy ,  go on the sun (dhoop me khada hone ko keh rhe the)


@huh_watnow baki tere pyaar ka nasha hai


reply to @Calcutta_Times woohoo! srabanti getting engaged in a month! congratulations https://t.co/bD8pYCkRO8 @srabantismile @krishanvraj htt

RT @Calcutta_Times : Woohoo ! Srabanti getting engaged in a month ! Congratulations : * https://t.co/bD8pYCkRO8 @srabantismile @krishanvraj htt


@ashutosh83B sir, delhi's election is a small one. kejriwal would even win if he stands for position of us president #AAPtard4Lyf

@ashutosh83B Sir Delhi election to choti cheez hai.. Kejriwal agar US prez ke liye bhi khade ho jaaye to jeet jaenge.. #AAPtard4Lyf


where were you brother for many days. here, world cup is going on and you are quiet

kaha gaya ho bahi itne dino se  .  .  .  world cup chal raha hai aur app shant ho


.@KapilSharmaK9 uncle, make good jokes sometime

.@KapilSharmaK9 unkeel kabhi to achhe jokes maaro.


) contra ki 2nd stage .  .  .  islander ke ande .  .  :p

superb .  .  .  this one is truly hatke style .  .  .  .


@Atheist_Krishna I am not celeb and yeah

the one with shame has bad deeds

@iamGunjanGrunge

@Atheist_Krishna I am not celeb aur haan

JISNE KI SHARAM.. USKE PHOOTE KARAM !! ;)

@iamGunjanGrunge


@huh_watnow try this topic today twitter.com/XD7C1qFgfR

@huh_watnow aaj ye try karopic.twitter.com/XD7C1qFgfR


@bhaiyyajispeaks nice, you are shining @GautamGambhir @Gyaltson16

@bhaiyyajispeaks waah chaa gaye @GautamGambhir @Gyaltson16


sent you a message in the evening. seek love not alcohol

shaam ko message kiya tha. Pyar dekho, Sharab nahi. Uff.


RT @iCuree : cool boys, we have to do work with patience

RT @iCuree : Araam se boys tasalli se kaam lena hai


@hydbadshah if you would have told me earlier, I would have done that


did you search for old children on the internet sometime? #JNU

Kya aapne kabhi online budhdhe students search kiya ? #JNU


@OldMathsy a showroom would also be there.

@OldMathsy wahan showroom koi bhi ho. Bola usko hero honda ka hi jaata hai


how are you making gag after leaving tv?

aap gag kaise bana rahe ho tv chorkar :o


@azure_thread so what do you call a shweta?

@azure_thread Toh Shweta ko kya kehte hai?


@LeftArmOver_ now you must have understood the meaning of left arm.

@LeftArmOver_ abhi samajh aya 'left' arm over ka matlab


in three months #GST is coming, then it will increase tremendously. now, why they will make people worry during elections.

three months me #GST aa rha hai Tab jamke badhega Abhi election time pe logo ko kyu naraj Karenge..


@sharanyashetriya looks like we have met before #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar

@Sharanyashettyy lagta hai hum pehle mile hai yaar #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar


got a great piece for you history buffs this friday morning, its was a game between schalke and amp, bayern that marked the end of germany's greatest ever side.

got a great piece for you history buffs friday morning ,  a game between schalke & bayern that marked the end of germany's greatest ever side .


prashant bhushan and yogendra yadav ask kejriwal which color to use on Holi http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/03/after-ouster-from-pac-prashant-bhushan-and-yogendra-yadav-to-ask-kejriwal-which-color-to-use-on-holi/

Prashant Bhushan and Yogendra Yadav ask Kejriwal which color to use on Holihttp://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/03/after-ouster-from-pac-prashant-bhushan-and-yogendra-yadav-to-ask-kejriwal-which-color-to-use-on-holi/ …


@ashutosh83B yesterday you were burnt, now again you got born

.@ashutosh83B kal to tujhe jalaya.. Tu aaj phir zinda ho gaya


@ArvindKejriwal yamuna, satluj is nt only linked in punjnab. it is linked in four states punjab, haryana, delhi, rajasthan.

@ArvindKejriwal ji Yamuna Shatluj link kewal punjab ka mamala nahin hain .. Punjab Haryana Delhi Rajasthan four states are linked !!


faial brother waht do you call bharva bhindi in english? i am now laughinf by thoughts of  the upcoming story.

faisal bhaiya  ,  ye bharva bhindi ko english main kya bolte  .  .  .  . hahahahah  ,  mujhe to iske aage ki story sonch sonnch kar hansi a rahi  .  .  .  .  . :) :)


reporter: akhilesh, what are your thoughts for the party? what will  happen?
akhilesh: just brought two botel royal stag for the new year party.

Reporter: Akhilesh ji party ke baare mein aapka kya khayal hai? Kya hoga?
Akhilesh: 2 botal Royal Stag mangayi hai new year party set hai.


earlier 3:30 then 4:00 and now 15 minutes over brother

Pahle 3:30 phir 4:00 and ab 15 min over bhai


@Ra_Bies assi teh chhote mote ----- haan


then you can do a free recharge on any mobile number

phir aap koi bhi mobile number free recharge kar sakte hai .  .


won the toss, now it is time to win the game. go india #IndVPak

toss jita ab match ki bari hai .. goindiago #IndVPak


@someUSER hi ,  yeah me too  and yes,  i am from poland and i am 16.  i will see new episode in the friday evening . i can't wait tomorrow.

@someUSER hi !  yeah me too ;d and yes ,  i'm from poland and i'm 16 .  i'll see new episode in the friday evening .  can't wait tomorrow ;3


girls club is friday from 3-6 !  hope to see you there :)

kick-off your weekend with service !  ev ! 's get on the bus trip to the boys &amp


you have opened shutter of negativity's bride

negativity ke dukaan ki toh shutter khol di aapne _/\_


lol, he is in the wring country @Ra_Bies @angryoungwoman

LOL ye to galat desh me hai @Ra_Bies @angryoungwoman


sharmaji ke launday ki dhunayi bahut achi hai .  .  .  :)


hey man, @MeetUunngLee except you and me, who all are awake now?

Arre yaar @MeetUunngLee tere aur mere siwa kaun jaaga hai yaha?


@witchybitchygal bangladeshisbe like, how much does it give?

@witchybitchygal Bangladeshi's be like "kitna deti hai.."


brother the government is your's, do something #SoniaAmmaKeAageModiNikamma

Bhai sarkaar tumhari hai. Kuch to dum dikhao #SoniaAmmaKeAageModiNikamma


hey the money you borrowed like from the bank, return it @arunjaitley @narendramodi

अबे pehle se liya hua karza.. like bank ka.. wapas kardo @arunjaitley @narendramodi


mai salmaan bhai ka baho.......t... bada fan hoon ...


after seeing #surgicalstrike, indian army also lifted the hands

#surgicalstrike ka hal dek kar tho ab indian army nay b haat karay kar dye keh ab bas . kaheen koi saboot na mang ly .


this psycho would never have been the winner if salman and farah were not behind this

ye pschyo kbhi winner nahi hota agr salman & farah ka haath na hota .


@Madan_Chikna hey leave the direct message, i am coming to mumbai tomorrow.

@Madan_Chikna abe DM chhod kal Mumbai aa raha hu..


@HITKPKD hide somewhere, will beat you anywhere, because i am red hit. #LalHITMovies #LalHITMovies

@HITKPKD kisi bhi bill me chup jaa, ghus ke marunga, because i am Lal HIT.....  #LalHITMovies #LalHITMovies


if you wanted to ask about my family why you just asked about indira@sardesairajdeep? you could have also asked about when we are treating raga for mental illness.

Khandan ke baare mein hi puchna tha toh sirf Indira kyu @sardesairajdeep? RaGa ka dimaagi ilaaj kab kara rahe ho ye bhi puch leta.


if you are saying that demonitization is a fail #Congress has failed in UP, UK and Goa

NoteBandi fail Hai ...aisa bola to #Congress " UP " UK " Goa haar baithee


for god's sake, afridi leave the team. for the dot ball you should have given last over to amir and not irfaan

Afridi Khuda ka wasta hai team ka peecha chor dotmhen last over Amir ko daina chahiye na k Irfaan ko .. : @


bharva bhindi is called pimp lady's finger.

bharva bhindi ko pimp lady's finger kehte hai


hindustan, you would be divided into pieces #JNU was enjoying freedom @sonunigam also was enjoying the freedom and now you are becoming secular?

Hindustan tere tukde honge #JNU was abhivyakti ki Azadi .. @sonunigam ne bhi abhivyakti ki azadi ka fayda uthya nd now u becoming secular y?


which country, he is from? and what is his name?


@twinitisha my bad, i was not completely awake.

@twinitisha my bad. abhi poori tarah se neend nahi khuli


@justbeauty18 Abi koi kasaar baqi hy ? :D


son you can do nothing, sell the crackers on olx. #IndVsPak

Beta aapse na ho paega ! patake OLX pe bech do !!!! #IndVsPak


@BeingSalmanKhan brother you are making us emotional. because of  few people you are just leaving all of us.

@BeingSalmanKhan bhai ab aap emotional kar rahe ho. Kuch logo ki wajah se sabko chhod ke chale jaoge !


really touching and amazing. reminded me of my childhood.

really touching and amazing .  .  bachpan ki yaad aa gayi .  .  .


@0__1 their hand and their luggage, it is upto them whatever they do.

@0__1 unka haath, aur unka samaan jo chahe kare


@trisha_naik  Elf  has distracted the great sages.

@trisha_naik Apsaraye to bade bade rishi muniyo ka dhyaan bhang kar chuki hai


rajdeep, sagarika, rana ayyub, barkha and ravish https://twitter.com/dhaikilokatweet/status/653972513249169409

Rajdeep, Sagarika, Rana Ayyub, Barkha and Ravishhttps://twitter.com/dhaikilokatweet/status/653972513249169409 …


temple bells, aarti's thali, sun's redness on the banks of the river, a joyous life in Jindigi, congratulations to you https://t.co/uNrDMwGKzN

Mandir ki ghanti , Arti ki thali , Nadi k kinare suraj ki lali , Jindige me aye khushiyo ki bahar , Apko mubarak ho ... https://t.co/uNrDMwGKzN


donald you move forward, Ducks are with you #Trump #NorthKoreaNukes

Donald tum aage badho " Duck ( s ) tumhare saath hai ! #Trump #NorthKoreaNukes


"see what happened when we became descent, the whole world became a crook". shahrukh khan, you beauty! can't wait for this. #DilwaleTrailer

"Hum sharif kya huye, puri duniya hi badmaash ban gayi". Shahrukh Khan, you beauty! Can't wait for this. #DilwaleTrailer


Ek baar mene jo commitment ki to fir me apne aap ki bhi nhi sunta!


disgusting, you will talk like this, so who will sit with you and drink beer?

Disgusting, tu aisi baatein karega toh aise kaun apne saath baith kar beer piyega?


@Bhavna22 this water is optimum for both saving  and our health #vedic holi ,healthy holi.

@Bhavna22 ye water saving aur swasth dono k liye uttam hai #vedic holi healthy holi


@Locardi_rat you are one of those girls, no need to feel more proud

@LoKarDi_RT tum woh ladkiyon mein se ek ho, zyada garv mehsoos karne ki zaroorat nahi hai


rape case is solved in 10 years. how did this padmavati get solved in one day.who all got how much money?

Rape case 10 sal me solve hota h ... ye padmavati ek din me kaise ho gya solve ... kisko kitna paisa mila ???


hahaha , cool,this is the exact sentence. it cannot be made better. the best expression to throw guddu out on his face

ha ha ha  .  .  .  mast h .  .  .  yhi exact sentence h esse better to ban hi nhi skta .  .  .  .  sabse mast expression guddu ko bahar fekne k tym uske face pe


guddu baut agakaari ho gya hai .  .  .  .  .


reply to @BeingSK_Soul : whenever i feel alone .. then i remember one thing " the one who has no one, has god " .

RT @BeingSK_Soul : Whenever I feel alone .. Then I remember one thing " Jiska koi nahi hota .. Uska khuda hota hai " .


@Radapatvadhittar we are not eating, got a photo on the net.

@retardedwriter hum nahi kha rahe, net par photo mili hai


@ Ra_BS Manju , I will do whenever the driver comes.

@Ra_Bies kar leti hu Manju.. Jab bhi driver aata hai..


reply to @JantaKaReporter : after yogeshwar , now milkha singh demands salman khan's removal as olympics goodwill ambassador https://t.co/8TuBX2uHE6

RT @JantaKaReporter : After Yogeshwar , now Milkha Singh demands Salman Khan's removal as Olympics Goodwill ambassador https://t.co/8TuBX2uHE6


@Atheist_Krishna @HathwalaThakur are you doing?

@Atheist_Krishna @HathwalaThakur tu kar rahi hai?


a beautiful girl ,  who is my facebook friend since 2011,  liked my status today for the first time ever.  i am very much happy .

a beautiful girl  ,  who is my fb-friend since 2011  ,  liked my status today for the first time ever  .  i am very^infinity happy  .  :) :)


4 baj gaye lekin bhai aana abhi baaki hai


on #Trump 's policy china, russia, iran all said but nawaz sharif said if you are like this you can not be more salacious than this #Trump 's

#Trump k byan pay China " Russia " Iran  sab bolay par nawaz sharif nai bola Agar waqai aisay hai tu iss se ziada bezti nahi ho sakti #Trump ki


here i am procrastinating at my work desk reading iit bombay confessions ,  as usual. oh wait , didn't even go to iit bombay !  - thank you for your entertainment  !

here i am procrastinating at my work desk reading iibt confessions  ,  as usual  .  .  .  oh wait  .  .  .  i didn't even go to iitb  !  - thank you for your entertainment  !  !


@Gurmeetramrahim #MSGmissionHumanity thankyou guruji . good morning and love you . father bless me for more service. https://t.co/EnUVUDW22A

@Gurmeetramrahim #MSGmissionHumanity Thank You Guruji . Good Morning & Lov You . Pita ji bless me for more sewa simran . https://t.co/EnUVUDW22A


reply to @Bahnahnteri: salman and i have one thing in common is understanding

RT @BehanHunTeri : Salman aur mujh me b ek cheez common hai " Understanding " :))


the value of #Bitcoin increases by 1K to 2K as soon as #KYC happens in India.

India mein #KYC hotay hotay hi #Bitcoin ki value 1 k /2 k dollar badh jaati hai 0


@SagarKesam @ Hathavathalakur @Roalal Bhai brother sagar is on rent basis, have not buyed .

@sagarcasm @HathwalaThakur @ROFLaaLa Bhai Sagar kiraye pe chalaai.Khareedi nahi.


and the tweet i had is also a screenshot, just deny it one more time, by presenting a lot of screenshots on replies to dengepic.twitter.com/57hvfT7NaG

aur mujhe jo tweet kiya tha woh bhi screenshot hai, bas ek aur baar nakar do, bahot RT wale screenshot pesh kar dengepic.twitter.com/57hvfT7NaG


ankit do you have orange? no ankit not red. #Apologies

Ankit orange hai kya?

Nahi, Ankit Lal hai.

#Apologies


@hitennarendra haha, looks like you got only one peg.

@hitennarendra Hahaa.. Lagta hai aaj 1 hi peg liya hai


@amazonIN #10BaadKarenge is best friend's birthday today but there is no chance today, it is amazon sale  #10KeBaadKarenge

@amazonIN #10KeBaadKarenge Best Friend ka Bday hai Par Aaj koi chance hi nahi Because Its Amazon Sale toh  #10KeBaadKarenge


is gag se pata chal gaya ki faisal bhai ke haath hindi mein thode tight hai .  .  . ( it's darpan and not drapan )


common man @pnb sir, passbook has to be completed, pension has not been received for many months.

Aam aadmi @pnb : Sirji passbook puri karwani hai " kaafi mahino se pension nahi aayi 0 Dekhna is mahine aayi kya ?


@Nomedic_Soul_ haha, are you taking mine? @BDUTT

@Nomadic_Soul_ haha.. Aap meri hi le rahi hai kya ? @BDUTT


@iamGunjanGrunge iss cute bachchi ko internet se maine hi dhoonda hai


reply to @DarrKeAage i ll be goodwill ambassador. https://t.co/A7iQdAqrxY

RT @DarrKeAage : Main banunga ji Goodwill Ambassador . https://t.co/A7iQdAqrxY


@Pharmacist_ and fearful is the captain as well as the team players. rohit and rania are playing well and they also retired after which Ddhoni himself came.

@Pharmacist_awan darpook hai captain bhi team players bhi .. Rohit and Rania accha khel rahey thy phr bhi retired ker kay dhoni khud aya


pakistan lost against India again? no worries. mohammad bin qasim also did 17 attakcs. 5 more to go . #WCT20

Pak lost against India again ? Koi nahi . Mohammad bin Qasim nay bhi 17 hamlay keay thay . 5 more to go . #WCT20


@GaurangBhardwa1 people also eat stuffed parantha in paris @Aashi_81

@GaurangBhardwa1 Paris me bhi stuffed parantha khate hai log  @Aashi_81


whenever you see that it is done, it has been done, you have already done it… now die.

Jab bhi dekho ye ho chuka hai woh ho chuka hai, ho toh tum bhi chuke ho... ab mar jaao.


the pain is far deeper than a billy cundiff missed field goal .  got to wake up and forget about it tomorrow .  #orioles #stayhungry

the pain is far deeper than a billy cundiff missed field goal .  gotta wake up and forget about it tomorrow .  #orioles #stayhungry


@MehekMahtani @SonyTV these are great hanumaan's weapons #MahabaliKaGada http://hanumaan.setindia.com

@MehekMahtani @SonyTV Veer Hanumaan ka shashtra hai yeh #MahabaliKaGada http://hanumaan.setindia.com


@cmohry sir daughter is a daughter. what to do with age. you should take this decision for all rape cases. when there is one patient, then medicine should also be one.

@cmohry sir beti to beti hoti hai " umar se kya lena dena. aapko sabhi rape cases k liye ye nirnay lena chahiye .Jab marz ek hai to medicine bhi ek honi chaahiye 0


what is happening? https://twitter.com/NewsBytesApp/status/808959056312315904

Ye kya horaha hai?https://twitter.com/NewsBytesApp/status/808959056312315904 …


reply to @EconomicTimes : rail minister suresh prabhu and minister of state manoj sinha with #RailBudget2015 suitcases http://t.co/8BH8qiUuee

RT @EconomicTimes : Rail Minister Suresh Prabhu and MoS Manoj Sinha with #RailBudget2015 suitcases http://t.co/8BH8qiUuee


sir, your should ask about the health of your army https://twitter.com/Samar_Anarya/status/873023908714233856

Kabhi apni army ki bhi health puchh liya karo Sirhttps://twitter.com/Samar_Anarya/status/873023908714233856 …


bhai ne toh dil jeet liya  .  .  .  .  :d


@HudDangee brother please fill petrol worth 2 rupees twitter.com/JLZQU72tO7

@HudDangee bhaiya 2 rs ka petrol bhar dopic.twitter.com/JLZQU72tO7


2nd coming, will blacks america debate the 2012 election #bet @someUSER i am tired of hearing people saying potus haven't done anything 4 blkes

2nd coming: will blacks america debate the 2012 election #bet @someUSER i'm tired of hearing ppl say potus haven't done anything 4 blks


i have got 2 tickets to see leonard cohen in rosemon,  i will on november 23rd  that i can not use. is anyone interested?  ace value is about $300.

i've got 2 tickets to see leonard cohen in rosemont ,  il on november 23 that i can't use .  anyone interested ?  face value is about $300 .


long princeton and diggy #imagine, happy valentine's day.  february 14 it has been 9 months http/URL via @someUSER

long princeton (and diggy) #imagine : happy valentine's day (yn) .  .  .  february 14 it's been 9 m http/URL via @someUSER


@byomkesbakshi did you go to gym  today? he is seen there nowadays.

@byomkesbakshi gym gaye the aaj subah ? Wo wahi milta hai aajkal


@twinitisha here we didn't get even one for two and a half years

@twinitisha yahan ek nahi mili hai dhai saal se


incredible pass from vick to kyle williams. williams jumps out  of the car in the end zone ,  21-0 in 2nd .

incredible pass from vick to kyle williams .  williams out jumps carr in the end zone ,  21-0 in 2nd .


@hum_watno you don't understand or are you doing this by intention

@huh_watnow tumhe samaj nahi aata ya jaan kar kar rahi ho aisa


reply to @kamranYC congratulations everyone for indian team's win in t20 world cup  @OfficeOfRG @vidyarthee @RajaBrar_INC @SwatiSaxen

RT @kamranYC : T20 world cup ðŸ† Me Indian Team Ki Jeet Par Pure Desh ko Koti-Koti Badahai . @OfficeOfRG @vidyarthee @RajaBrar_INC @SwatiSaxen â€¦


garbage bin, is this flag hosting done by luncher father.

garbage bin ye flag hosting luncher paaji ke pitaji kar rahe hai kya  !  !  :p


didn't understand, that is why is asked. what sin did i commit?

Samajh nahi aaya, puch liya. Aisa kaunsa paap kar diya?


@iKunaal brither they had ak 47 and 3 grenades. gun was okay but grenades ?

@iKunaal bhai uske paas se AK 47 aur 3 grenades mile.. Gun to theek hai.. Par grenades ?


reply to @vickynanjappa : jaish-e-mohammad was setting up home grown module in India https://t.co/YLPcm8DxlI #jem via @oneindia

RT @vickynanjappa : Jaish-e-Mohammad was setting up home grown module in India https://t.co/YLPcm8DxlI #jem via @oneindia


@Hathwala thakur yes, after seeing the display picture, the news of four people dead has come.

@HathwalaThakur Haan, DP ko deh kar chaar logon ki maut ki khabar aa chuki hai.


#Barish rain is also confused on whether to fall after #GST has arrived

#Barish bhi confused hai abhi barsun ya #GST aane ke baad.....


while every college/university is studying but #jnu is working on antinational activities in the name of freedom of speech.

Sabhi college/university me padhai hoti h " pr #jnu me deshdrohi kand hote h ... freedom of speech ke nam pe ....


justice katju is time because time takes everybody.

Justice Katju samay hain kyonki samay sabki leta hai.


if your father were gay, you could not tweet this today. just think: //twitter.com/arfunnannan/states/615408049730093056

Agar aapke Pitaji gay hote to aaj aap ye tweet nahi kar sakte the. Zara soche https://twitter.com/arfunnnnn/status/615408049730093056 …


@Alladdin why didn't i die before i saw this day

@Alllahdin :'(
Ye din dekhne se pehle main marr kyun nahi gaya


the hotel did not read any difference in the restaurant, because of the #GST, should have taken actions on it @abapnevastva @ aajtak

Restaurant main #GST kaam hone ke waje se bhi Hotels main kuch Fark nahi padha uspar actions Lena chahiye Tha @abpnewstv @aajtak


there are still patriots in this country

Abhi bi is desh m Deshbhakt Majority m h .....


hey gentleman, first do the outrage, then use the brain afterwards.

Bhaisahab pehle outrage to kar lo, dimaag uss baat par baad mein laga lena.


bas aise hi, magar kabhi ghamand nahi kiya


already, the earth is falling short here!


it was nice to know that all is not on the way of #kanhaiya. thanks dear #Janhvi https://t.co/b97UF7fOEn

accha laga jaan ke ki sab # kanhaiya k raaste Par nahi hai ... thanks dear #Janhavi https://t.co/b97UF7fOEn


it is hanuman jayanti, the reason the guy was so awesome is because he never got into girls' mess. #JaiShriHannuman

It's Hanuman Jayanti, the reason the guy was so awesome is because woh kabhi ladkiyon ki jhanjhat mein nahi pade. #JaiShriHannuman


no worries,  anyways parent's money would have been spent if not in tuition then shopping it is.

koi baat nhi yaar vaise bhi parents k paise jaane hi the ab tuition nahi toh shoppng hi sahi  .  .  .  .  .  :-)


@someUSER hayyyuy can you bring my nirvana shirt tomorrow ?  &lt


@rajats2 this is the scam! @FarOutAkhtar @rishabh_group @cloud9_resident

@rajats2 yahi to scam hai ji! @FarOutAkhtar @rishabh_group @cloud9_resident


just close your eyes the sun is going down. you will be alright no one can hurt you now. the morning light you and i will be safe and sound.

just close your eyes the sun is going down .  you'll be alright no one can hurt you now .  the morning light you and i will be safe and sound .  .  .


@byomkesbakshi Jaise hi pata chalega aapko sabse pehle soochit kiya jaega


b starting from button. haha, mind blowing gag. respect garbage bin.

b button ke saath start  .  . ba hahahaha .  .  . mind boggling gag .  respect garbage bin .


what will you do with the girl's number? you would be ignored in whatsapp too. #Start

Ladki ka number lekar kya karoge? Ignore toh tumko Whatsapp par bhi hona hai. #SanyamBarkho


was there really a cheat for 30 lives in contra? did not know

contra mein 30 lives ke liye sachme chit tha ?  ?  :( kabhi pata hi nahi tha :'(


after having # 280 characters on twitter, now modi ji will not have to go to the radio to do #ManyaKiBaat twitter will be piled on my eyes

Twitter pe # 280 characters ho jaaney k baad ab Modi Ji ko #MannKibaat karne Radio pe nhai jaana padega .. Twitter pe he aankhon may bawaseer karenge


@RavishanDatva My village is in the countryside. when the news of #notebandi can reach my village, it can go anywhere. This is such a news

@ravishndtv Mera gaon bilkul dehat me hai " jab mere gaon me #notebandi ki news pahuch sakti to kahin bhi ja sakti hai " ye aisa news hai 0


@friendlii_ghost Sarfaroshi's wish is in our hearts now

@friendlii_ghost Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamare dil me hai


friend zingaav. you dance with full chill.


@divyangana how is everyone in spain? do you abuse spanish people in hindi or not?

@divyangana Baki spain me sab kaisa hai? Spain walo ko hindi me gaaliya deti ho ki nahi?


brother, try this, maybe you enjoy yourself a little

Bhai ye try kijiye sayad aap thoda enjoy kar le ....


@MissKushiSen this is what people have been saying since morning

@MissKhushiSen subah se log yahi bol rahe hai


totally, today, on the verge of old age, this truth has been revealed. It is important matter.

totally, aaj budhaape ki kagaar par aakar ye sach pata chala hai. Important baat hai.


@batrakopal were you not scared after telling you?

@batrakopal bhai bolkar tumne nahi daraya? :-/


@Sand_In_Deed @konklord you said a very philosophical thing

@Sand_In_Deed @konklord bahot hi philosohical cheez keh daali hai


@bholi_si_soorat Aapki shaadi ho gayee ?


why muslim women can not marry non muslim, while muslim men can @itsSSR @ipathak25 @Esha_Deol @anuragkashyap72 https://t.co/riqyOtiiF4

Y Muslim women cant marry non muslim , while Muslim men can @itsSSR @ipathak25 @Esha_Deol @anuragkashyap72 https://t.co/riqyOtiiF4


mujhe cold drink peeni hai .  .  !  !  !  :d :v


4 in 1 cassette is good, not the one with 99999999 in 1  #games

4 in 1 wala cassette aacha hota hai 99999999 in 1 wala nahi :p <3 #games


jyotiraditya scindia is like "the rope was burnt but lady did not lose her hair "pic.twitter.com/RP1sQpr90l

Jyotiraditya Scindia is like "Rassi jal gayee aunty ki bal nahi gaya"pic.twitter.com/RP1sQpr90l


the making it free policy of #JIO benefited #MI today.

#JIO ke free rakhne ki dua aaj #MI ko kaam ayi ...


he in @rwac48 was in army, so he cannot be abused pic.twitter.com/pttKcudlMH

Ye @rwac48 fauj me the isliye inko gaali bhi nahi de sakta pic.twitter.com/pttKcudlMH


battery was gone, so  for pager stopped working? https://twitter.com/BollywoodGandu/status/773652143492386816

Battery nikal gayee to pager band pad gaya ? https://twitter.com/BollywoodGandu/status/773652143492386816 …


irrespective of holi is there or not. life will make us fall in the gutter everyday. #OhShitThisWasTooDeep

Holi ho na ho. Zindagi gutter mein roj girati hai. #OhShitThisWasTooDeep


get abused if you do something good and get abused even if you do nothing ://twitter.com/urm1/states/901032979484467200

Kuch achha karo to gaali, kuch achha na karo to bhi gaalihttps://twitter.com/URM1/status/901032979484467200 …


once I make a commitment, after that I do not even listen to myself…

Ek baar maine jo commitment kar di uske baad apne aap ki bhi nhi sunta.....


honestly answering, not even started yet! first would take a peg inside

sach batau? Not even started yet! Abhi pehla peg andar jaane wala hai


sister-in-law  katrina went to ranbir, your brother will remain a virgin, should become friend with karan johar.

Katrina Bhabhi chale gayi an Ranbir ke paas, tumhara Bhai virgin hi rahega, Karan Johar se dosti kar leni chahiye usne.


@AapGhumaKeLeyLo where did you go gentleman

@AapGhumaKeLeyLo Kaha gayab the bhaisaab


now understood. only people like you had increased the rates of inland letters.

Ab samajh aaya. Tum jaise logo ne hi badhwaye the antardeshiy patra ke rates !!!


@kitAnurag haha, where did you find this person

@kitAnurag Hahaha kahaa se dhunda ye vyakti


@MANJULtoons brahmin has hunger for things only

@MANJULtoons sirf samman ka bhookha hota hai brahmin


@Ra_Bies baby and trouble come without calling.

@Ra_Bies pet me bachcha aur musibat bin bulaaye aa jate hai


song of the day, drop-drop out of this heart, ah kept coming

song of the day: OROP-OROP ke is dil se, aah nikalti rahi..


@OfficeOfRG @yadavakhilesh that is why we opposed #notebandi. poor innocent people are arrested

@OfficeOfRG @yadavakhilesh Iseeliye humne #notebandi ka virodh kiya tha 0 Gareeb nirdosh longonko arrest karte hain


@iamGunjanGrunge ok, will not lift my eyes, but something else.

@iamGunjanGrunge ok aankh nahi utaunga.. Kuch aur....


@ajyadevgn sir, tell us something about #SHIVAAY movie on the occasion of mahashivratri.

@ajaydevgn Sir Ji Is MahashivRatri k Parv par #SHIVAAY Movie k Baare Me Kuch Bataye


and luncher sir was benefited. pack of chips was found: W: D

aur faayde me rahe apne lunchar paaji .  .  chips ka packet mil gaya :p :d


what has happened to this city. there is ash and smoke everywhere. play interrupted due to bad weather #DelhiSmog #INDvSL #delhi

Is shaher ko ye Hua kya hai.. Kahi rakh hai to kahi dhua dhua.. Play interrupted due to bad weather #DelhiSmog #INDvSL #delhi


@LogicalBakwaas @Sarcaism mend your ways


this ticket is worth 5 rupees. after buying tickets, to put and not to put it on the belt and pocket of shirt is punishable.

woh 5 rupaye ki tickets .  .  .  ticket khareed k belt pe shirt ki pocket pe lagana aur na lage hone pe punishment -_-


this dialogue was better if bipasha said it.

ye dialogue bipasha bolti to jyaada accha tha  !  !  !


@twinitisha you do not know how to make tea and  when asked you say innapropriate words.

@twinitisha tumne chai toh banayi nahi aur ouchne par ulta seedha bolte ho </3


believe it son, she is an educated and a social girl, she will not tell you yes, begger.

Beta maan ja, woh ek padhi likhi aur samajdhar ladki hai woh tujhe haan nahi bolegi re bhikari.


@sagarikaghose did you not wish hindus on saturn amavasya yesterday?

.@sagarikaghose kal shani amavasya pe to wish nahi kiya aapne Hindus ko ?


prestige puncture ho gayi guddu ki .  .  .


@Fussy_Ca you know many things, did you acted as a coolie for him

@Fussy_Ca tujhe bada pata hai.. Tu kya uska coolie ban ke gaya tha


@kavitabika what did you bring me from australia


@chatpatidiary  heard of somthing similar


यस बेबी आई एम सॉरी


danish brother, bigger rocket than this are burnt here by small children on diwali https://twitter.com/KhanDanish_/status/637268104783880192

Danish bhai isse bade rocket to hamare yaha bachche diwali pe jalate hai https://twitter.com/KhanDanish_/status/637268104783880192 …


every part of independent India belongs to the countrymen! one hindustani will speak in every street and another will listen! #RSS #BJP #Modi's strength is to stop

Azad Hindustan ka har hissa deshwasiyon ka hai ! Har street me ek Hindustani bolega aur dusra sunega ! #RSS / #BJP / #Modi ki taqat hae Rok


anna, why are you comparing a lion like Modi to a lamb

anna ji kahan modi jaise sher ki tulna memne se kar rahe ho .  .  .


you did speak in the mother tongue. now tomorrow onwards, everyone will go to work quietly.

tumne maatrubhasha mein bol diya na bas. ab kal se sab chupchap kaam par jayenge.


corruption and scam is not happening. Kashmir used to burn and there used to be scam when congress was there@Nirmalogy @PMOIndia

corruption aur scam to nahi ho raha na.. Congress me bhi to Kashmir jalta tha aur scam bhi hote the  @Nirmalogy @PMOIndia


@BloodyKamina 2 peg maar ke so gaya tha..


*soon *
daughter - "father, i came to lonavla with friends. i have eaten 2 packets of Maggi here too . forgive me" #Bisleri # Sachbolo

*Soon*
Daughter - "Papa.. Mein dosto ke saath Lonavala aayee hu..yaha 2 packet Maggi bhi khayee hai.. Mujhe maaf kar do" #Bisleri #SachBolo


we did for world cup final between india and australia. nothing happened

we did for world cup final between india and australia .  .  . kuch nahi hua .


the matter was over the partition, majority slipped away, now if masjid would have been built in lahore, how many would have stood for the temple?

Baat batware par khatm thi, majority wahi khisak gayi, ab Lahore mein toh masjid hi banta, mandir ke liye kitne khade hote?


ok come in. but how salman brother, not joking .

ok come in....lekin kese salman bhai...majak nhi kar rahe


@MeetUunngLee brother, tomorrow I will just call you and  abuse you. direct message

@MeetUunngLee bhai, Bas hogaya kal tujhe phone kar ke gaaliyan dunga. DM


madam, along with rape victims, do some worry from women suffering from triple divorce  #TripleTalaq

rape pideeton ke sath sath thodi chinta triple talaq pideet mahilao ka bhi kariye madam?? #TripleTalaq


@Fuljhadii bus doesn't come here, even till now, otherwise would have booked. i can do so much for you.

@Fuljhadii Bus nahi aati na yahan tak, warna bahi book kara deta </3
Tumhare liye itna kar sakta hu main


@melotus so porn is also there, then okay!

@melotus toh porn bhi hua, chalo theek hai phir!


i am feeling it, i should take her pic twitter.com/BDbvn34bM2

mann to kar raha hai uski ye kardupic.twitter.com/BDbvn34bM2


bipasha taking wedding rings the bengali way ! https://t.co/IB8ZvMOWBN

Bipasha taking pheras the Bengali way ! https://t.co/IB8ZvMOWBN


@PRINCEALYASEEN3 you will know that 10 minutes after the film starts.

@PRINCEALYASEEN3 wo to film shuru hone ke 10 minute baad hi aapko pata chal jayega.


@Gurmeetramrahim congratulations lovely father. #MSGdedicatesAwardToGuruji

@Gurmeetramrahim congrtzz pyare papa ji .... #MSGdedicatesAwardToGuruji


keep calm salman brother. we are always with you...Salmania rockd...haters shockd....love uhhh bhai:-)

keep calm Salman bhaii....we r alwyzz wid uh...Salmania rockd...haters shockd....love uhhh bhai:-)


@Ra_Bies but brother, we have been robbed by the beauties, dark black hair, white cheeks

@Ra_Bies but bhai, hamein toh loot liya milke husn walon ne kaale kaale baalon ne gore gore gaalon ne.


sir #RightToPrivacy is also applicable for the government.

Sir #RightToPrivacy to sarkar ko bhi lagu hoti hain ....