such a high voltage match but very poor play by both teams. kind of bore game. no chances created by either tram #MUNLIV

Such a high voltage match ... but poor poor play by both teams .. kind of bore game .. no chances created by either tram #MUNLIV


retweet @Challa_SRKian : @iamsrk_vraj @Sarcastic_Raj @NextToSRK @SRKFanship @iamsrk what irfan is doing in vraj's account ?

RT @Challa_SRKian : @iamsrk_vraj @Sarcastic_Raj @NextToSRK @SRKFanship @iamsrk Irfan vraj ke account mein kya kar raha hai ?


now everyone get ready to recharge. jio's bhandara is over

Ab sab recharge karane tayyar ho jao ..... JIO ka bhandara khatam hua ....


@oxymoronic_me oh why to go till juhu ? why not somewhere in andheri?

@oxymoronic_me arre juhu tak kyu jaana? yahin andheri mein kahin?


sister came down on the abuse. https://twitter.com/CatWomaniya/status/788326121141997568

Behen gaali pe utar aayee..  https://twitter.com/CatWomaniya/status/788326121141997568 …


@Lambar_Daar priyanka is taller than vadra

@Lambar_Daar Priyanka ji Vadra se lambi hai


@205HiDeeps oh shishu sir's special 'twamily' member, why will I not talk! you too do amazing

@205HiDeeps arey Ashuuu sir ki khaas ' Twamily ' ki member kyu ni baat krungi yar ! Kamaal krte ho ap b


where are these likes coming from?pic.twitter.com/wtmUuTCUzA

Yeh likes kahan se aa rahe hain?pic.twitter.com/wtmUuTCUzA


since #Trump came in power, some people have become completely mad especially #radicals

#Trump jab se aaya hai kuch loog to bilkul pagal ho gaye hain .. specially #radicals


when in the garbage bin syllabus street fighter, tekken-3 and kings of fighter will be included?

garbage bin .  .  syllabus mein street fighter ,  tekken 3 aur kings of fighter kab include hoga ?  ?  :p :p


@krazyfrog "all players come for playing, only one for winning"

@krazyfrog "khelne ke liye toh sabhi khiladi aate hain, jeetne ke liye ek"


mom- son whenever i make call, you receive. don't  you bat?

mom-beta jab phone karti hu tuhi uthata hai  ?  tu batting nahi karta kya ?  :p :p


Aman Ki Asha! #IndvsPakpic.twitter.com/NQBwlGYmer


why, what destruction you made this time?


tomorrow, that baby gets married, he too will have a child but money will not come out of the atm. https://twitter.com/dna/status/805279503429685250

Kal ko us baby ki shadi ho ke usko bhi ek baccha ho jayega par ATM se paise nahi niklenge. https://twitter.com/dna/status/805279503429685250 …


i will never watch salman's movie in the theater. after 10 days it will be on internet. i will download it and watch for free

theater me ja k salman ka movie kabhi nahi dekhunga Internet pe 10 din k baad aayega download kar k dekhung!!! free me


love you salman brother.missing you salman brother

Love you salman bhai ...missing. .you ..salman bhai


@TrollKejri everyone is mixed together. now army got proof also, now what to do? #surgicalstrike

@TrollKejri sab mile hue hai . Army aab proof bhi laya " aab keya kare ? #surgicalstrike


for the first time, boys will top instead of girls

pehli baar ladkiyo ki jagah ladke top karenge :d


me : oh dad i am there down in the building only " coming

Me : Arey papa niche building mein hi hu " aaya


@hinnaz Tu kar le phone, tu kyu nai karti


@Alllahdin @YearOfRat if i do, then my character is loose

@Alllahdin @YearOfRat main karu toh saala character dheela hai!


@ankur0906 lalu and nitish together have robbed bihar #NitishKaNakliVikas

@ankur0906 Lalu and Nitish ne milke Bihar ko luta hai #NitishKaNakliVikas


october 9 1888, the washington monument officially opened to the general public. have you been to visit?

oct 9 1888 the washington monument officially opened to the general public .  have you been to visit ?


retweet @MildlyClassic : who is stuart binny ? he is husband of stuart binny's wife. http://t.co/CRrv736Tfr

RT @MildlyClassic : Stuart Binny kaun hai ? Arre wo Stuart Binny ki wife ka husband . http://t.co/CRrv736Tfr


@nisheethsharan this is the situation before winning elections. you yourself think what will happen after winning   #NitishLaluSting

@nisheethsharan Election jeetne se pehle ye haal hai..Jeetne k baad kya hoga khud he sochiye  #NitishLaluSting


@ChickenBiryanii namita bhabhi's good news is about to come

@ChickenBiryanii Namita Bhabhi ki good news aane wali hai


this guy is not able to get over from the shock of rahul gandhi's defeat https://twitter.com/HartoshSinghBal/status/859349258297892865 …

ye banda rahul gandhi ki haar ke sadme se ubar nahi pa raha hai :)https://twitter.com/HartoshSinghBal/status/859349258297892865 …


shashi kapoor: "i have mother".
suresh raina: "i have nephew".
salman Khan: "i have driver".
*awkward silence*

Shashi Kapoor: "Mere paas maa hai".
Suresh Raina: "Mere paas bhanja hai".
Salman Khan: "Mere paas driver hai".
*awkward silence*


what should i say brother, you have passion in every style, believe it or not, all girls die on you. make yours whosoever you want, god swear, never say no

kya kahu bhai tumhara har stilepe josh hai,mano ya na mano sare ledki tumpe marte hai.jisko chaho apna banalo,khuda ka kasam kabhi na mat bolo.


"now people will make jokes on me for two months"pic.twitter.com/LG8Czfdlkq

"Ab log 2 mahine tak joke banaenge mere par"pic.twitter.com/LG8Czfdlkq


how did so much change occur " seems like it is the effect of the talk of @DrKumarVishwas". this is the party which was asking for evidence even on #surgicalStrike.

Itna badlav kaise aa gaya " Lagta hai @DrKumarVishwas ki baat ka asar h . Ye wahi party hai jo #surgicalStrike pe bhi saboot maang rahi thi .


#MakeSomeonesDayIn3Words

"how much big"

talking about heart, basterd

#MakeSomeonesDayIn3Words

"KITNA BADA HAI"

Dil ki baat ho rahi hai haraamkhoro


@ammoloaded Woohoo! bangladesh means rohit's century is confirmed

@ammoloaded Woohoo! Bangladesh matlab Rohit ki century pakki


brother there is no money. there are only 500 rupee notes in all atms, i can't withdraw also

bhai paise nahi hai. Sab ATM me 500 ke hi note hai, nikal bhi nahi sakta


.@khanff brother do not worry. your name itself has #FF- fardeen feroz khan !

.@khanff bhai pareshaan mat ho.. Tere naam me hi #FF hai - Fardeen Feroz Khan !!


precisely, as soon as saw open forum, started shitting.

precisely, open forum dikha nahi ke chalo tatti karte hai.


@ImVeeDee the journey will pass this way only by tweeting together, that we will see the destiny by tweeting together. we are traveller of twitter @vichupedia @shikhakotak

@ImVeeDee yuhi kat jaayega safar sath tweetne se , ki manzil aayegi nazar sath tweetne se . Hum raahi Twitter ke @vichupedia @shikhakotak


oh, oh, in whatsapp status also, unnecessary emotions needs to be included? be happy, keep jokes

arre arre, zabardasti ke emotions ghused na hai. Whatsapp status mein bhi? Khush raho. Joke rakho


har har mahadev @KalrajMishra : wish you all a very happy mahashivratri .. wish you all a very happy mahashivratri !

Har Har Mahadev " @KalrajMishra : Aap abhi ko Mahashivratri ki hardik shubhkamnayein ... Wish you all a very Happy Mahashivratri !!! "


guddu's mother would have a big hand in defeating the match if guddu's father did not stop

match hrane me guddu ka maa ka bahut bada hath hota agr guddu ke papa rokte nhi  .  .  :)


and how much good days do you want ?? Http: //twitter.com/ajatak/states/638344894373888004…

Aur kitne achche din chahiye tumko ??https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/638344894373888004 …


RT @UbcanilGupta : Arvind Kejriwal should tender public apology for remarks on PM Narendra Modi's degrees : BJP https://t.co/N7SIrV0SF0


@omar_quraishi @MehrTarar @filmyjoyo this is very different from rakhi sawant poonam pandey+rakhi sawant = quandeel balochðŸ˜ŠðŸ˜Š

@omar_quraishi @MehrTarar @filmyjoyo ye to rakhi sawant se bahut aage hain .. poonam pandey+rakhi sawant = quandeel balochðŸ˜ŠðŸ˜Š


@Atheist_Krishna Aadmi bura hota nahi hai.. Society use bana deti hai


Shri narendra modi I am one of the citizen of country who voted you to make you prime minister

shri narendra modi g mai iss desh ka aisa naagrik hun jisne aaapko prime minister bnane k liye apna ek vote dia .  .  .


how many times you will hit the same joke


almost every #MPs knows #NoteBandi will happen #public doesn't know how can we say we are free ?

almost sabhi #MPs ko malum tha ki #NoteBandi hogi lekin #public ko pta nhi tha to kaise kahe hum aazad hai ?


dear kejriwal also put your resignation period in your manifesto if you become Chief minister

kejriwalji .  .  .  .  .  agar aap cm bangaye to kitne din me istifa doge  .  .  . ye bhi apne manifesto me daal do .  .  .


your all updates are just so awesome .  .  !  !  !  !


sir if you win this time you won't give resignation this time

sir agar is bar aap jite to fir se 40 din m istifa nahi na denge .  .  .  .  .


government is foccusing more on point of #TripleTalaq and react sadly to any other problems #TripleTalaq#Doubt

Government isi #TripleTalaq ke mudde ko hilight kiye ja rahi hai. Aur baki problems pe pratikriya aati hai ki hum kadi ninda karte hain. #TripleTalaq #Doubt


all this happened after i  saw a dream ...pic.twitter.com/e44fSYIT18

Dekha ek khwaab to yeh silsile huay...pic.twitter.com/e44fSYIT18


@KyaUkhaadLega After Reading this "God is apologize @imariaaz"

@KyaUkhaadLega ye padhne ke baad "God is apologize @imariaaz"


RT @bdheeraj : Pan wala : Pandit ji , Katha ? Pandit ji : Satyanarayan ki , Ramayan ki jo bolo woh Pan wala : :| et @DefucktiveHumor


@Parsahiya thats why you are best even on mail best pawan comes

@Parsahiya sir aap tabhi to best ho, mail me bhi best pawan aata hai


on ola also? didn't found one here  https://twitter.com/drifter1753/status/846752401302458372 …

Ola mein bhi?
Yahan ek nahi mili waise https://twitter.com/drifter1753/status/846752401302458372 …


not able to understand whom to abuse #jio or #Trai

Ab samjh nahi aa raha hai gaali #jio ko dena hai ya #TRAI ko 0


@PoojaMissra Ye khud dalitdhar hai #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@PoojaMissra They are also dalitdhar #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


modi is best modi ki bigr duniya nhi chalti .


Whole nation knows who has #dharm of doing Scam

ye to pura #desh jaanta hai ki #scam karna kiska #dharm h 0


continue working modiji whole nation is with you


aunty this boy has became very mannerless @MeetUunngLee

aunty ye chhora thoda badtameez hogaya hai.  @MeetUunngLee


@Miss_Ankiita iss din ke liye pyaar kiya tha tujhe


ghost rider 2's a bad movie compared to the 1st .


Sir @narendramodi kya gajab kar rahe ho.. Petrol diesel ke aasmaan tak pahunch gaye hai.. Aasmaan se yaad aaya.. Plane se neeche aa jao


#JaatAarakshan Give 20% reservation to jaat brothers in #jnu and #kashmir " all three problems will be solved forever

#JaatAarakshan Ek to #JNU main aur #kashmir main " mere Jaat bhaiyon ko 20% Aarakshan de do " all three problems will be solved forever


you are not able to handle your trouser and talk abou handling party

dhoti sambhalti nahi .  . party sambhalne ki baat karta hai budhau ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,


@tweeting_pal hahaa you are insulting kejriwal a lot today

@tweeting_pal hahaa.. Aaj aap bhi Kejriwal ki keh ke le rahe hai..


Watching mahashivratri live on Aastha Tv under guidance of @SadhguruJV  . Mahadevaye namah . http://t.co/v7kARX8jS7

Watching mahashivratri live on Aastha Tv @SadhguruJV ke sandhiy mein . Mahadevaye namah . http://t.co/v7kARX8jS7


stop doing aah for terrorists .https://twitter.com/RifatJawaid/status/885577808658944000 …

jihadion ke liye aah karna chhod do.https://twitter.com/RifatJawaid/status/885577808658944000 …


@PoojaMissra yes Good days are back for Bihar  #GoodByeNitishKumar

@PoojaMissra yes acche din aa gaye
Bihar ke  #GoodByeNitishKumar


aisi harkatein judge karne ke liye hi hoti hai :-/


Mothers in the 1980s:
Chintu bring Curd from outside
- Ok Maa.

Parents in 2017:
chintu bring the curd otherwise your wi-fi will be disconnected

Mothers in the 1980s:
Chintu zara bahar jaa aur dahi le aa.
- Ok Maa.

Parents in 2017:
Chintu dahi le aa NALAYAK, tera aaj se WiFi BANDH


@LoKarDi_RT tumhare kaan toh theek hai na ab?


i get to procter the psat with my homie @someUSER tomorrow !  !  !  it only took them three years to partner us up lol


Dadaji sahi kehte hai tumhare, aur main bhi.


aww love you austin rivers and happy to see you get start in 1st nba game .  .  . but it's against my boys ,  lets go spurs !  #spurs #nba


cj and kreckman wednesday: the guys are at stoney's getting ready for the nuggets season opener .  altitude's chris .  .  .  http/URL


@White_Crimes @NY_nabila Guddu go and make fun of everybody

@White_Crimes @NY_nabila Tu majaak udaai jaa sabka guddoo


dad ko jo pata nahi .  .  unse woh kafa nahi


yesterday's one was something different  please check ghajini

Kal wala kuch aur tha.. check karo ghajini


going to 3mph: a woman's walk around the  .  .  .  at chautauqua community house on mon ,  nov 12 http/URL


Lagta hai superover main bhi tie padegi.


RT @KyaUkhaadLega : When a non-marathi girl tried to kiss Raj Thackeray https://t.co/QVkkO3DROl


why don't increase quality of our product so that doesn't need protection  #MakeInIndia

kyon na apne utpad ki quality itni achhi ki jaye ki use sanrakshan ki zaroorat na pade ? #MakeInIndia


RT @foninjaTW : Rainy day it is , couldn't get better with masala chai and garam pakoraas #food #foodie #mumbairains


So finally MS Dhoni whispered Faf Du Plesis " son give your wicket otherwise i will remove you from IPL " LOL #IndVsSA

So finally MS Dhoni whispered Faf Du Plesis " Beta out ho jaa nahi toh IPL se out kara dunga " LOL #IndVsSA


@Mad_Mommy_ Kuch RW is also not incomplete


It means, don't have teeth in mouth and trying to break walnut from any other thing  https://twitter.com/retardedwriter/status/740979945204256769 …

It means, muh mein daant nahi aur kahin aur se akhrot todne ki baateinhttps://twitter.com/retardedwriter/status/740979945204256769 …


@mainimanish @PAYBACKIndia what is the #pointkyhai in giving ipad to children

@mainimanish @PAYBACKIndia bacho ko iPad Dene ka #PointKyaHai Point Kya Hai


time is of tea sellers right now first modi now cutting

Aaj kal Chai walo ka zamana chal raha hai, pahle Modi, ab Cutting.


today is 1 government didn't increased price on petrol diesel?

Aaj 1 taarik hai.. ab tak petrol diesel ka price nahi badaya govt ne ?


devotees are devotees only whether they follow #modi or #trump

Bhakt to aakhir bhakt hote hai chahe #Modi ke ho ya #Trump ke


@bhaiyyajispeaks correct point , just opened first beer ,  @MeetUunngLee don't say Sunny Leone, long weekend & I'm a single man.

@bhaiyyajispeaks sahi baat, pehli beer abhi kholi hai,  @MeetUunngLee Sunny Leone ka naam na le, long weekend & I'm a single man.


@someUSER ha . finally i can add you in my circle and come close to talk with you on 11/6 .  .  . yeah . 1st time to see real jeremy lin .  . so excited .  .

@someUSER ha . finally i can add you in my circle and come to close to talk with you on 11/6 .  .  . yeah . 1st time to see real jeremy lin .  . so excited .  .


@khanzahra10 ab hogaya match khatam, chhodo bhi


only 25k to go before garbage bin hits 1 , 000 , 000 likes .  lets do it .


@Alllahdin @Dishasatra you are tweeting in a wonderful way

@Alllahdin @Dishasatra Bahot Hi adhbhoot tarah se tweet kar rahe hai aaj aap.


people could only see your teeth in night .https://twitter.com/ashutosh83B/status/148817896771039232 …

Raat mein logon ko tumhare sirf daant hi dikhte honge waise.https://twitter.com/ashutosh83B/status/148817896771039232 …


always diet starts monday when i wake up .  ends the same day .

diet starts monday when i wake up .  ends the same day .  always happens


every want that i become a girl even you ?

Hahaha log chahte Hai main aurat hi banu, aur to bhi?!


they disturbed us and we continued working.https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/624909667173429248 …

Woh pareshan karte rahe aur ham aise kaam karte rahe.https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/624909667173429248 …


show everything  you have but not perkiness


atleast bought a chalk otherwise empty hand .... sir finished

kam se kam chalk to le aya .  .  .  nahi to khali haath hi .  .  sir khatam ho gyi .  .  .


RT @PMOIndia : Swachh Bharat Mission gets a boost . #SaalEkShuruaatAnek #MyCleanIndia http://t.co/hVtBkrUVDe


@BabaFirki  i am asking why did you laugh


why permission in this thing? do wahtever you want to do nobody cares

ismein permission kyu maangna hai? Kar le, ghanta kisiko na fark padne wala hai.


RT @BollywoodH : Shahrukh Khan , Alia Bhatt , Sidharth Malhotra & Others At Karan Johar's Party : https://t.co/tuabPWAgef via @YouTube


sallu bhai why your heart is exicted something is wrong

Sallu bhai aaj apka dil garden garden kyu ho rha h....??? Koi to locha h....


@tweeting_pal the gift you gave me give it to  @sardesairajdeep also

@tweeting_pal Jo gift mujhe diya tha.. Wo @sardesairajdeep ko bhi de dena


@someUSER yea i say ,  mid january for a new single .  right in time for the superbowl& video at the end of january leading into superbowl


@realpreityzinta what a anti himachal talk today which is ignoring for himachal living people like us   #pzchat

@realpreityzinta aaj kya anti himachal day hai .... Jo aap hum himachal waalo ko ignoring ðŸ˜¯ðŸ˜¯ðŸ˜‰ðŸ˜‚ #pzchat


veer ji i am back please start jai salmannnn

veer ji aa gai mai karooooo start yo yo yo jai salmannnnnn :)


Modi channelising Inner Sonia Gandhi #PowerIsPoison RT @htTweets PM Modi: politics is intoxination god help us from that

Modi channelising Inner Sonia Gandhi #PowerIsPoison RT @htTweets PM Modi: Satta mein ek nasha hain, bhagwan humain iss nashe se bachaye.


@MohMaaya you are in my hand but not in my fortune

@MohMaaya Tu haathon mein to hai mere.. phir kyun nahi lakiron mein


you know in the game of football  ,  that team wins who scored more goals than its opponent  .


haha .  .  omg !  so true we use to burden anything due to poverty

haha .  .  omg !  so true fukrepanti le chakkar mein sab kuch sehan kr lete the


i want my boondi ke laddo :( and afterwards jalebi at home .


Shabana: from where are you coming huzoore ala?
Javed: Covfefe
Shabana: Ya allah, kothe se!
Javed: after watching TV news bastard.

Shabana: Kahan se aa rahe hain huzoore ala?
Javed: Covfefe
Shabana: Ya allah, kothe se!
Javed: TV news dekh haramkhor.


where did you go ? almost disapperead @OfficeOfRG


the right question would be .  .   who is not tv addicted  ?

the right question would be .  .  . kaun kaun nahi chipka hua hai tv se ?


#DelhiMetro ke #pricehike ke baad jab #Delhi ke log apni car ya bike ka istemaal jyada karenge to #delhipollution bhi jyada hoga ....


@friendlii_ghost brother confirm in the evening


david guetta's playing with alesso at fort canning 8th oct .  only want to hear alesso leh .


look @sagarikaghose because of you modi also became secular pic.twitter.com/QPK0SJZ7Pw

Ye lo @sagarikaghose aaj tumhare chakkar me Modi ji bhi secular ban gayepic.twitter.com/QPK0SJZ7Pw


..@sreenivasanjain isn't daughter vyahni?


rbba sch a looser .  .  .if they can't win why they are joining others lost .  .  . uff these people

rbba sch a looser .  .  . khud nibjeet sktey to dusro ki har celebrate krne agye .  .  . uff these people


@Fussy_Ca you have habbit of pricking the balloon

@Fussy_Ca gubbare me suee karne ki aadat hai tumhari


@someUSER wow !  you're also a percy jackson fan !  :-) the 4th book of heroes of olympus will be entitled  " house of hades "  @someUSER


maar ja duubbb keee chullu bhar paaanii mainn !  !


@balliawalebaba very famous .. whole colony knows the level

@balliawalebaba zabardat wale phamous.. Poore mohalle ko pata chal gaya level


.@LalitKModi  it was not that interesting tell something different

.@LalitKModi Maza nahi aya, aur kuch bolo sir


i can't forgive farah khan for the malcolm x thing .  and ninjas ain't done shit since the million ninjas march .  .  . name one thing . where the$

i can't forgive farrackhan for the malcolm x thing .  and ninjas ain't done sht since the million ninjas march .  .  . name one thing . where the$


Dear confessor . Well its still on and these days the kids call it \ " mi \ "


@AskThePankazzzz i am one step ahead of him i haven't wore anything

@AskThePankazzzz main isse ek kadam aage hu, maine kuchh bhi nahi pehna hai.


freestyle wednesday - #np big l ,  jay z ,  mos def ,  black thought ,  eminem ,  yelawolf .  .  .  love it


"what were the songs brother.
me and her was there and the evening was beutiful !"

kya gaane the bhai! Saare.
Hum the woh thi aur samaan rangeen samajh gaye na!


what about your marriage will you marry someone or remain single forever i am having lot of tension

shayadi ke bare me aapka kya khayal h. aap shyadi karoge ya fhir kaware rahoge. muje bahut badi tanson ho rahi h.


very good sir different from others vande~~~sir

Ati sundar sir sabse hatkar Vande~~~~~ sir


RT @suryatej_borra : @NavbharatTimes @dna @ndtv The press release from @ArtofLivingABC about @SriSri quote . @DeccanChronicle apologies ? http


@steppennwolf why did you saved ankit name as sukanya

@steppennwolf ankit ka naam sukanya kyun save kiya hai?


brother you are my brother i will pick a fight please don't take my ss love you

bhai hai tu mera bhai hai.. tujhsr kabhi panga nahi loonga.. pls mere ss mat lena. Love u


so what happend . pakistan is also lost !


@Singhlicious lol. Ye kya kar diya bhai?


@Gurmeetramrahim #MustWatchMSG NO . 1.11111111111111E+028 #BlockBusterMSG FILM  , drig mafia shocked afetr seeing THE END FOR DRUGS "

@Gurmeetramrahim #MustWatchMSG NO . 1.11111111111111E+028 #BlockBusterMSG FILM , DEKH KR HILLA DRUGS MAFIA , THE END FOR DRUGS "


She :  i want chandi colour dress Shopkeeper : oh so you want silver collar  ?

She : Bhaiyya mujhe Chandi colour ka dress chahiyeShopkeeper : Accha to tumhe Silver kameez chahiye ?


dilwale take back your dulhania  #UpcomingSequels

Dilwale dulhaniya wapas le jaao.  #UpcomingSequels


@Dude7375 go and take the cup. but there should be not any crackers

@Dude7375 cup le jao chahe. Patakhe nahi phootney chahiye


@sayshardik @Funadrius @SaleemChikna @jessejulka yes harnai footage is also here

@sayshardik @Funadrius @SaleemChikna @jessejulka haan harani yahan par bhi footage


@sayshardik @Funadrius @SaleemChikna @jessejulka haan harani yahan par bhi footage

i've seen every denzel washington movie and flight has @someUSER in it too  !  i miss that kid  !  but i'm in that theatre tomorrow  !


#GuessTheSong
Jab gam ye rum mein kho gaya, toh khoon bhi patla hogaya


@Sweeton_Dsilva yes but how government knows about those persons they don't know anything other than money

@Sweeton_Dsilva haan. Par government ko yeh sab kaise pata, un logo ko paise ke alawa kuch nahi dikhta


if i show you more than 2 will you close your site ? open challenge. @postcard_news

2 se jyada dikhaoon to site band karega? open challenge. @postcard_news


sharmaji you are late but shop will open for you

Sharmaji aap late aaye ho, magar tumhare liye dukaan khul jayegi :P


all the problems you have mentioned will also be solved but  first #TripleTalaq and #banOnMPL

Ye sare prblm jo tumne mention kiye vo sab bhi solve hoge... Leki first #TripleTalaq and #banOnMPL


perhaps  ,  your situation with english is bad than everything else whatsoever -_-


@theobtuseskull something is required for tweeting

@theobtuseskull are kuch to tweetne ke liye chahiye na!


doing advertisment of vivo using your phot  @HardikPatel _ yesterday he was giving some knowledge #MakeInIndia pr

Apne is photo ke jariye Vivo ka advertisement kr rha hai @HardikPatel _ kal bda gyan baant rha tha #MakeInIndia pr


everybody contribution everybody development


Huhhh Waste of  our time ..... 3:30 to 4:00 and didn't know about

Huhhh Watse our time ..... 3:30 se 4:00 Or ab tk ata pta nhi


@ZeeNewsHindi ask rahul gandhi who made him Rajya sabha member and why what he offered to party ?


middle seat in beach is dangerous get pushed by dumper

beech wali seat pe baithna jaanleva ho sakta hai ,  dab jate hain bumper pe :(


aapka manifesto is full of lollipop sir .  .  .  .


tickets for the france ,  belgium ,  netherlands ,  germany ,  denmark ,  norway ,  and sweden tmh tour go on sale tomorrow !  good luck !  :) via @someUSER


@ANI_news your party always takes notes lot of notes

@ANI_news tumhari party hamesha note hi toh leti hai , bahut saare note . ðŸ’µ


India beats UAE now price of petrol & diesel hiked .......  try to win against  UAE ko :) ////

India beats UAE now price of petrol & diesel hiked ....... or haralo UAE ko :) ////


get your sweat suits !  it's november and its time to lax !  practice tonight ,  game at @someUSER tomorrow .  #fallball


everybody modi fan  #GSTwhat got cheaper you tell me any 10 general use products #GSTLoot

Abey modiye k bhakton #GST ke baad kya sasta hua hai. Tum log 10 cheez daily use wale batao #GSTLoot


i guess knicks/heat is on for now .  pretty clear that tomorrow's game wasn't going to happen .


Ladkiyon ke haath peele kara do, aur ladkon ke jeb dheeley kara do.


The line "Mera desh badal raha hai" for ads must have been suggested by NaMo only. in 2 year their country has changed

The line "Mera desh badal raha hai" for ads must have been suggested by NaMo only. 2 saal me ek wo hi hain jinka desh badalta raha hai.


@iamGunjanGrunge Jitne mile usme se aadhe Kejriwal ko de diye


Shakti Kapoor has faith in Shraddha Kapoor.


sonia and rahul who is selling list for earning for their bad reputation?https://twitter.com/NavbharatTimes/status/726614059232059397 …

Sonia aur Rahul jo parchoon ki dukan chala kar gauzara karte hain...unhe badnam karne ki?https://twitter.com/NavbharatTimes/status/726614059232059397 …


Saba Naqvi supports calls of "Bharat ki Barbaadi" and "Pakistan Zindabad"?https://twitter.com/_sabanaqvi/status/697819674755477506 …


son @firstpost this thinking we have to change https://twitter.com/firstpost/status/621297749888143360 …

Beta @firstpost yehi soch to badalni haihttps://twitter.com/firstpost/status/621297749888143360 …


#MahaShivratri " @IndiaHistorypic : Mallikarjuna Swamy Temple , Srisailam in Andhra Pradesh , one of the 12 Jyotirlingas http://t.co/5gH2KPZ5h3 "


: LAST NIGHT MAHASHIVRATRI RUDRABHISHEK ..... Kartikey Maharaaj .. http://t.co/xWBhMGBDAM


@dwivedi_ji12 this jaichand is more dangereous than him silent #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan @PoojaMissra

@dwivedi_ji12 ye jaichand usse bhi khatarnaak hai. khaamossh #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan @PoojaMissra


laddu ke liye do do baar line main lagna


miss that north wali thand .  .  .  .  :( don't have cold in Pune  .  .  .  .  .  .

miss that north wali thand .  .  .  .  :( pune main toh thand he nahi hoti .  .  .  .  .  .


@narendramodi R/s PM please speak about haryana daughters . three gang rape in one day "JIND speak something" k sath mat tolo JAI HIND

@narendramodi R/s PM ji thoda sa to bolo Haryana ki betiyo k upar chupi todo. Ek din me 3 gang rape "JIND Thoda sa to bolo " k sath mat tolo JAI HIND


*during dinner*
Her :- "today curry taste is somewhat differrent? don't know why.... "
Him :- "OMG! Gadkari! don't eat this ...."

*during dinner*
Her :- "Aaj sabzi ka taste thoda ajeeb hai na? Pata nahin kyun .... "
Him :- "OMG! Gadkari! Mat khao use ...."


@Being_Humor hahaha try to do it on number which came from this message

@Being_Humor hahaha jis number se message aaya hai uss par kar ke dekh


you have to keep change if you want to smoke

...phookna ho toh phookne ke liye chiller sambhalne honge.


uncle uncle why religion in everything either it is quran or bible if you are good that matters

Uncle! Uncle! har chiz mein religion..religion..kaiko? :-) Quran ho..ya bible.. aap ache hona pata chalta hai..bas... ushme bhi..ye sab ghuser diya kaiko? :-D


i am such good and innocent i don't know in which i am born

Main kaisa seedha saadha, main kaisa bhola bhala, jaane kaun ghadi mein pad gaya padhe likhon se paala...MEETHI CHHURI SE HUWA HALAAAL


@YounggunRB2they betrayed Bihar #GoodByeNitishKumar

@YounggunRB2 unhone poore Bihar ko dhokha diya #GoodByeNitishKumar


@Atheist_Krishna they are all fools pic.twitter.com/exQh4VPAen

@Atheist_Krishna woh sab Ooooollluuu k phatte haipic.twitter.com/exQh4VPAen


everyone talks about eli manning being the best in the 4th qtr .  jay cutler has the best qbr rating in 4th qtr in the nfl #getsome #dabears


Have you had shit  ? https://twitter.com/nimitdell/status/799967383553064960 …

Aapne tatti khaayee hai ? https://twitter.com/nimitdell/status/799967383553064960 …


@MunnaKaTunna waah @Alllahdin Sir, feet touch

@MunnaKaTunna waah @Alllahdin Sir, charan sparsh


@iJustinFanatic @actorvijay tamil superstar hai yehðŸ˜aur mere future patiðŸ™ˆ


let them do batting, they are speaking to give them weed . https://twitter.com/MdShami11/status/822036165557702656 …

Batting karne do unhe, ye charas pilaane ki baat kar rahe hai. https://twitter.com/MdShami11/status/822036165557702656 …


@slimswamy you are like big brother you have right to slap me

@slimswamy aap bade bhai jaise ho. Thappad bhi maar do toh haq hai aapka


if you are tweeting with holdig beer in one hand then you are alive

Ek haath beer liye agar tweet rahe ho, toh zinda ho tum.


@kamaalrkhan Sir , If ur star , then why don't you feature a film.

@kamaalrkhan Sir , If ur star , then aapki film kyun nahi aati


@RowdyTalks they have very bad atm machines they don't want to give card back

@RowdyTalks bade haraami ATM machines hai inke bhai, card wapas dena hi nahi chahte


neighbours are first source of inquiry in Arranged marriage in past now it is done on the facebook

Arranged marriage inquiry pehle padosiyon se hoti thi, ab FB profile par hoti hai.


@Footloose_Free one envelope is for you and one is for your sister

@Footloose_Free ek lifafa mere liye.. ek aapki bahriya ke liye


@Mr_Lawwyer i have plan to suicide but your sister saves me every time

@Mr_Lawwyer bhai man to marneka hai. wo to aapki behen bacha leti hai har bar.


@akshaykumar i liked your video you posted yesterday .during #uriattack i had the same thoughts

@akshaykumar sir aapne kal ek video post kiya tha uska idea mujhe bohot hi accha laga . Jab #uriattack hua tha tb mera bhi ye vichar tha but


anonymous asked you: you remind me of wednesday adams .


If you have a clue know who this guy is , tell us , we have been trying to find out too ...


yes, give me a treat of beer today evening


@ek_samosa_dena send all of them to sri lanka

@ek_samosa_dena inko sabko Sri Lanka bhej do


Adani

RT @ANI_news Delhi chunaav mein haar ke baad BJP baukhlaayi hui hai, humare kaam mein taang adaane* ki koshish kar rhe hain: Kejriwal


@scratchysingh haha, parents have a different thoughts they don't let me live

@scratchysingh haha, ghar walon ki bhi ajeeb dhoom hoti hai. Jeene nahi dete.


i think i met the person i want to spend the rest of my life with :)


@BolshoyBooze now @aanchalator children will have naming

@BolshoyBooze ab @aanchalator ke bachhon ka naamkaran hoga :-D


RT @kiranFati_Kirru : She : Mom i am back . Mom : what did you boght? She : 40-50 Selfies

RT @kiranFati_Kirru : She : Mom main aa gayi . Mom : Kya leke aayi Mall se ? She : 40-50 Selfies . ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ŽðŸ˜‰ðŸ˜‰ðŸ˜‰


see today aunt also told the truth
@MeetUunngLee - 1, @iHrithik - 0https://twitter.com/Arunapk57/status/788356420898992128 …

Ye dekho aaj aunty ne bhi bol diya sach.
@MeetUunngLee - 1, @iHrithik - 0https://twitter.com/Arunapk57/status/788356420898992128 …


advocates are running for the kids the sun-herald city2surf soon !  .  .  .  http/URL

support: we're excited that stan walker &amp


#209 : Can anyone recommend some good streaming site to watch free movies online ?


@ChhotaPacket_ Jo @Footloose_Free who takes revenge from did .. just disappers.. mr india also took revenge from didi

@ChhotaPacket_ Jo @Footloose_Free didi pe panga leta hai.. gayab ho jata hai.. Mr India ne bhi panga liya tha Didi se


today also wind blow moves  #Samir #HawaKaJhonka #BeingSalmanKhan

Jhonka hawa ka aaj bhi chhup ke hilaata hoga na #Samir #HawaKaJhonka #BeingSalmanKhan


@Joydas India this is what everybody said to rahul gandhi during voting "go ahead" @HathwalaThakur

@Joydas India ke logo ne Rahul Gandhi ko bhi yehi bola voting ke din "Aagey jao" LOL @HathwalaThakur


@Insane_chorri due to these people online friendship lost its value @DiwakarKothari_

@Insane_chorri aise logo ki wajah se 'online dosti' shabd ki ahmiyat khatam ho rahi hai @DiwakarKothari_


@PoojaMissra every body know reality behind actual development  #NitishKaNakliVikas

@PoojaMissra Har taraf vikas ka bahana aur asliyat toh sab jante he hain  #NitishKaNakliVikas


if you remove electricity from water how will it used by farmers ?pic.twitter.com/2F3u87ansz

Pani me se bijli nikaal loge to kisan usse sinchai kaise karenge?pic.twitter.com/2F3u87ansz


@ek_samosa_dena hahaa.. dont make me murder this much RTs

@ek_samosa_dena hahaa.. Itne RTs ka khoon mere haatho mat karwao


@1AhamSharma Om Namha shivaye : my dear bro ... Mahashivratri ki hardik shubkamnaye ...


#RailBudget2015 : Modernize infrastructure , make Indian Railways financially self-sustainable : Suresh Prabhu , RM http://t.co/2brHGQpZ0T


no bro your heart is big thats what matters to me "tears in eye"

nahi bhai, tera dil bada hai bas wohi matter karta hai. *aankho mein aansoo*


@DefucktiveHumor do a Whatsapp  @Gott_Partikel @AdrianaVecc

@DefucktiveHumor Whatsapp karna bhai @Gott_Partikel @AdrianaVecc


@pranavsapra i never thought about this i will also use it

@pranavsapra wah! yeh to maine kabhi socha hi nahi. abhi me bhi rakhunga


spartan ki stages bhi kafi tough thi .  .  .  .


vo bhi kya din the jab hum enjoy kiya karte tha .  .


july 8th .  .  .  it's goin down at there  constitution hall .  .  .  i'm gonna make this last part rhyme .  .  .  good bye all

july 8th .  .  .  it's goin down at dar constitution hall .  .  .  i'm gonna make this last part rhyme .  .  .  mb y'all !  !  !  !  !


@The_Sleigher Haha that's Sanjay Dutt in Rudraksh


@hitlerbai lol..correctly said .. i will see it

@hitlerbai lol.. Sahi kaha.. Abhi dekhta hu


i am talking about 1970s there was no auto lock

1970s ki baat kar rahe hai, auto lock kahan tha?


RT @SriSri : Our volunteers have taken up mission to clean & rejuvenate Nallagandla Lake . 6 truckloads of garbage were removed . ( 2 ) https://t .


_/\\_ I actually know this guy and it's a true story , in fact this guy is M2K but for some reason he chose not to sign his name to the post ~ Eddie


"tell me , why melody is so chocolately?
Sorry. i have fast of bull shit today ."

Batao, melody itni chocolatey kyon hai?
Sorry. Aaj mera bullshit ka vrat hai.


car race ,  yai yaar kungfu ,  contra ,  spec mario ,  karateka ,  & the best one ninja turtles .  .  .  .  love those 64 bit games .  .  .  .


@ra_bies we have to face every challenge by smiling @alllahdin

@ra_bies waise bhi har chunauti ka hans kar samna karna chahiye @alllahdin


brother what sir is teaching in maths linear equation in 2 variables i have never seen something like this

bhai ye sir konsa topic pada rhe hai maths me  ?  ?  linear equation in 2 variables  ?  ?  aisa to kabhi nahi dekha .  .  .  .  :o


Sardaar Gabbar Singh || Power Star Pawan Kalyan || Sankranthi Special Te ... https://t.co/T2zPT1qlic via @YouTube


@ArvindKejriwal @imVkohli * indian bhi bol lo sirji kahe emotional ho gaye .. jaiye new movies release hui hai dekhiye aur review dijiye :D


the sun is out for president's day !  today will be a good day ,  perfect way to finish the cricket season .


@clued_up_chic haan ye bhi baat sahi hai


like if you want gautam to win today !  !  !  !


today environment and cartoon both of them are colourful superb

aaj mahaul aur cartoon .  .  .  . dono rangeen ho gye  .  .  . kya baat hai .  .  .


@APoonia19 children don't wake up uptill this late

@APoonia19 bachche itni raat tak jagte nahi


@avinashpareek brother soory plese share your blog one for time

@avinashpareek bhai maafi, aapka blog ek aur baar share kar do


Lingodbhava Kaalam 12:30:12 to 12:32:23 Say It Loud Om Namah Sivaya Maha Siva Ratrhi jagaran #MahaShivratri


#rahul gandhi congrats for win in bhiwandi and malegaon nobody needs media here win has started from here

#RahulGandhi .. bhiwandi n malegaon ki jeet mubarak 0 congress ki jeet media nahi batati .. yahan se jeet ki shroowat ho gayee hai ...


briallint sharma ji son hahahha saurabh sharma

hahahha:):) sharma ji ka honhar balak:):) saurabh sharma


@TweetErrant bhai tu try kar.. ho jaega.. itna tough nahi hai


brother i only have one dream in life taking selfie with you

Bhai life mera sirf ek hiii khawb hai... Apke. Sath ek selfieee bhai


Boy : you are a girl then also you drink alcohol?? Awesome reply by Girl : so what should i change my gender for 2-3 peg ???

Boy : Tum Ladki Ho Ke Sharab Peeti Ho ?? Awesome reply by Girl : To Kya 2-4 Peg Ke Liye Gender Change Karwaun ???


lol, my daughters are not less than my son

lol, mhaari chhoriyan chhoron se kam hai ke?


sweets were distributed in school after independence day speech i miss those days and singing "jana gana mana" with my friends

school mein republic day ki speech khatam hone ke baad sweets bate jaate the .  .  i miss those sweets .  .  .  and singing  " jana gana mana "  with all my schoolmates :)


playing as the browns hc k .  fri in #madden13 ,  xfacalac lost to the ravens 21-28 on all-madden #connectedcareers


good morning my friends ,  wish you very nice friday with love ,  peace ,  art and mutual respect -:)


happy birthday nick j may you live long and happy :)


@Arshiyahh Ek hazaaron mein mere papa hain


hello friends here are some interesting stats pic.twitter.com/5gPNT3zzTS

Aur doston, ye kuch chaunka dene wale aakdepic.twitter.com/5gPNT3zzTS


there #trump is threating and here these people are doing  bandobast  : P #pmln

udher #trump dhamkiya de raha hy aur ye log apne liye bandobast kar rahy hy : P #pmln


@Choti_Daku bas hogaya ab,bahot tweets barbaad kiye tum par. Spam horaha hai DM karo.


@someUSER justin is going tea time with sophia grace and rose tomorrow on the ellen show at 4 on really :)


which language is this? (20 marks)https://twitter.com/Shararatii/status/891695550873186305 …

Ye kaunsi bhasha hai? (20 marks)https://twitter.com/Shararatii/status/891695550873186305 …


every dalit have reservation in hindu colleges but not in AMU and jamia milia then who asks nobody

Har dalit ko hindu colleges me reservation hai " AMU or Jamia Millia me nahi hai .. tab koun poochta hai .. koi nahi


why dont people understand the difference betwen a confession and a question  ?  anyway to answer your question  .  .  because we dont need to impress anyone -_-


@PrachiSharma707 you don't feel sleepy ?

@PrachiSharma707 tumko neend nahi aati kya?


that time we use to have 3 child in home one in front one in back and one in hand

uss time 3 bacche hote the ghar mai .  .  .  ek aage ek beech mai or ek goad mai .  .  .


"all ladies just be safe i am coming ."pic.twitter.com/4WsFDrWQzt

"Bachna aee haseeno.. Lo mein aa gaya.."pic.twitter.com/4WsFDrWQzt


cc @IncomeTaxIndia everyday she is debiting money. please send the IT team..https://twitter.com/divya_16_/status/811500144038289408 …

cc @IncomeTaxIndia har roz she is debiting money. IT team ko bhejna zara..https://twitter.com/divya_16_/status/811500144038289408 …


now you run run run #Bakarmax http://bakarmax.com/comic/ab-tu-bhaag-bhaag-bhaag-bhaag/ …

Ab tu bhaag bhaag bhaag bhaag #Bakarmax http://bakarmax.com/comic/ab-tu-bhaag-bhaag-bhaag-bhaag/ …


@LoKarDi_RT @TweetErrant tu bakwaas bandh kar


) @BabaBakChod @witchybitchygal @GhantaGyaan

@_Sir_John_ LOL.. Maaf karde John bhai isko


en plein visionnage de  " shut up and play the hits !  "  james murphy est mon dieu .  .  .


@BilquisRayeen @PAYBACKIndia what is the point in goinh away from home if you have to come back at same point #PointKyaHai Point Kya Hai

@BilquisRayeen @PAYBACKIndia Ghar se dur Jane ka kya Matlab jab laut k wahi aana hai #PointKyaHai Point Kya Hai


mere papa used to do dat .  .  . love you papa .  .  .  .

mere papa used to do dat .  .  . luv uh papa .  .  .  .


sir if today BJP was in power it was in country favour #SurgicalStrike they could have bought 10 head for 1 head

Sir " Aaj BJP Hoti satta me to desh ke hit me #SurgicalStrike kar ke 1 ke badle 10 sir le aati ...


how much weight you have lost does not eat anything an indian mom about his 120 kgs son

"Kitna dubla hogaya hai kuch khaata hi nahi"
- An Indian mom about her 120kgs son


Is Ayushman Khurana playing Ranbir Kapoor in Hawaizade?


i am depressed with life now from this journey destination is love and selfish friendship

mayoos ho gaya hoon aaj main zindagi key iss safar se .  .  .  .  .  .  .   .   .  maqsad ki mohabatain hain ,  aur matlab ki dostiyaan .  .  .  .  .  .   .


@ttrinadasgupta @TheVacuumHead human can kill anybody for free alcohol what a century

@ttrinadasgupta @TheVacuumHead free ki daaru ke liye insaan kisi ki bhi jaan le sakta hai. Haaye kalyug


@Heerahee there nobody dies that is suprising @Baburao_

@Heerahee wahan to koi marta nahi tab surprise lagta hai @Baburao_


@BUnlimted hello brother what if i have to do big work ??

@BUnlimted aur bhaiya bada kaam karna ho to ??


I hope Sarfaraz remembers one thing. "you didn't won the match we made you win." I'm with Aamir Sohail.

I hope Sarfaraz remembers one thing. "Yeh match tum jeete nahin, tumko jitwaya gaya hai." I'm with Aamir Sohail.


@upadhayay03 i didn't forget here nobody remembers that's why i left it

@upadhayay03 nehin bhula yaar ... yahan koi yaad nehin karta tha ta aana chhod diya


correct  #feku is most suited for sir #domo #gst every pln is ready now ready to go to malya @bhai_08

Sahi. hai #feku toh bahut achhe hai sir ji #domo #gst sara plan plan hai bas aab malya ke pass jana bacha hai @bhai_08


@angryoungwoman no you also support terrorist.. you didn't went to house of people who died in 26/11 to cry

@angryoungwoman nahi terrorist ka saath do tum bhi.. Jo log 26/11 me mare unke ghar to nahi gayee tum aansu bahane..


@ShootinThoughts  i saw on aalok rai profile so i thought of sharing it

@ShootinThoughts Aalok rai ke profile par dekhi to socha share kar dun. Badhiya hai.


@tweeting_pal aunty i feel feared in sleeping alone should i sleep with you

@tweeting_pal Aunty mujhe akele darr lagta hai.. Aaj mein aapke saath so jau ?


the notebook may be one of the greatest movies created of all time&lt


@Humor_Donor do old monk white rum available now?

@Humor_Donor old monk white rum aati hai?


have ashutosh has written any autobiography that you have studied

Ashutosh ne koi autobiograohhy likhi kya? Jo tumne padhi?


@sagarcasm Please suggest kar do bhai . Bahut badi wali thanks rahegi . @crickBC


if jenelle comes to the game tomorrow .  .  .  i'll die #missherlots #itsbeentolong #mybaby


no body can stop India from becoming world leader .. vande matram

bharat ko vishwa guru banne se koi nahi rok sakta......vande matram


hahahaa you have shown your face inkik @isaifpatel

hahahaa tashreef maar li aapne inkik @isaifpatel


Jetja ji.. today iyer is not at home .pic.twitter.com/GZIeBYWU9w

Jetja ji.. Aaj Iyer ghar mein nahi hain.pic.twitter.com/GZIeBYWU9w


paise ke jagah pe morton toffee milti thi :)


RT @Funny_Truth : Bananas can reduce the swelling and irritation of mosquito bites and help with nicotine withdrawal .


brother awesome every stick to the seat until we win th wc

bhai awesome .  sab log seats se chipke raho jab tak wc na jeet jayein hum .


@ndtv @OfficeOfRG @narendramodi did he kept his own promise to village #RahulgramTaparian ? No moral right but just want to play dirty polit


will jungle raj2 release in bihar or not for more information stay updated on aaj tak

Bihar mein Jungle Raj 2 release hogi ya nahi, jaanane ke liye dekhte rahiye aaj tak.


awesome . . sharma ji son . . lol . . pankaj khangar

awesome .  .  sharma ji ka launda .  .  lol .  .  pankaj khangar


don't spoil the name alredy not so good reputation

badnaam na karo, waise bhi naam kharab hai


army is dieing there at border and we are talking about #RightToPrivacy  ?

wahan border par aarmy jaan de rahi aur tum yahan #RightToPrivacy ki baatein kar rhe ho ?


why didn't you came uptill now salman sir??$$$$ dieing to talk to u.......

abhi tk kyu nhi aye aap salman sir??$$$$ dieing to tlc to u.......


Jai Maharashtra https://twitter.com/CloudOfBooze/status/686955974486183936 …


RT @imdpk007 : Afzal we are embarrased  , those who defeated pakistan also living - Slogans in JNU #IndvsPak #WT20 @coolfunnytshirt

RT @imdpk007 : Afzal hum sharminda hai , Pakistan ko harane wale abhi zinda hai - Slogans in JNU #IndvsPak #WT20 @coolfunnytshirt


@TheDilliMirror hahaha.. bhabhi will refuse you from back

@TheDilliMirror hahaha.. Bhabhi tujhe pehchaane se mana kar dengi


@enlightenedme_ kabhi you get a emo in every early morning 4 am

@enlightenedme_ kabhi nahi subah 4 baje uthkar emo lagi hui hoti hai tumko bahot jor se.


@HathwalaThakur thakur you make every girl your fan .leave something for us also  @akshaykanitkar @Ra_Bies

@HathwalaThakur Thakur tum saari ladkiyo ko apna deewana bana lete ho.. Kuch hamare liye bhi chhod do pls @akshaykanitkar @Ra_Bies


beating the retreat ceremony is conducted on the evening of january 29 , the third day after the republic day . #facts


very few know  #Notebandi was first task for modijji in blue whale game

Bahut kam Log Jante hain ki " #Notebandi Modi ji k liye " Blue Whale Game ka Pehla Task tha 0


this 7 minutes doesn't end. where are you come fast

Yeh 7 min toh khatam hi nhi hote. Aap kaha ho jaldi aa jao.


my master use to send me to take the stick whenever period was over i use to bring the stick

mere master g muzhe danda laane k liye bhejte they  .  .  .  .  jb period khatam hota mai tb danda leke aata tha :) :)


@Dishasatra @premlata_rai i cannot waste my life over you coming

@Dishasatra @premlata_rai tumhare aane ke liye main apni zindagi nahi barbaad kar sakta na


@CopyWalaTweet you also drink @Nirmalogy @Fussy_Ca

@CopyWalaTweet tu bhi pile @Nirmalogy @Fussy_Ca


discuss something other than miranda why you all are boring me we have lot of places in college

miranda chhodkar kuch or discussion bhi karlo kyu paka rahe ho subah se campus me or bhi college hai uff  .  .  .


this is called  tolerance. learn from krishna brother. https://twitter.com/Atheist_Krishna/status/702457562591920128 …

Isse kehte hai tolerance. Krisha bhai se seekho. https://twitter.com/Atheist_Krishna/status/702457562591920128 …


look now every topic has a thred now it is not required to make thread on every thread

Lo ab "Har topic par thread banana zaroori nahin hai" ispe bhi thread ban gaya


@basher24 @bhak_sala @OpIndia_com oh you have came take it for today http://www.opindia.com/2015/01/and-it-was-bjps-turn-to-u-turn/ … read and right ok.

@basher24 @bhak_sala @OpIndia_com aare aap aa gaye, yeh lelo aaj ke liye http://www.opindia.com/2015/01/and-it-was-bjps-turn-to-u-turn/ … read and rt ok.


love you sallu brother i can give my life over you love you brother sallu brother

love u bhai tumhare liye ye jaan bhi de sakta hu..Love u bhai jaan sallu bhai..


@mishrageee haha! I can relate. i can feel the pain

@mishrageee haha! I can relate. Dard samjhta hu main


@GabbbarSingh @forwardshortleg not want free

@GabbbarSingh @forwardshortleg free nahi chahiye


#5saalkejriwal sir you are winning we will work hard till last .

#5saalkejriwal sir aap jeet rahe ho aakhir tak mehnat karnge .  .  .  .


No problem whenever Wifi will come wifi will be used completely

ofc :''( .  .  . but koi ni wifi kab aayega .  .  . free wifi ka poorn ishtemaal hoga aaj :o :p .  .  .


Devotees its time for Om Namh Shivay MahaShivratri ratri speak with heart  Har Har ..  http://t.co/smqIXcP1hQ

Om Namah Shivay MahaShivratri ki ratri ka samhya aa gaya bhagto . . Ek baar dil se bol do .... Har Har ... http://t.co/smqIXcP1hQ


@vijaykr16 haww @tasneembulsara5 look what he is speaking

@vijaykr16 haww @tasneembulsara5 dekho ye kya bol raha hai


richie hawtin - monday night - buffalo town ballroom - don't miss it !


kabhi to waqt pe aya kro salu miya..........


Ek retweet ka kya bhaav chal raha hai aajkal?


#313 : I got dumped after 6 years . Feel like shit . Really on the verge of being suicidal . Anyone got any suggestions ?


#PMModi said this was the great budget session. 21 bills in LS and 14 bills in RS got passed even #GST bills :Akumar

#PMModi ne kaha ki yeh ek vijay prapt satr raha. Iss budget session mein LS mein 21 bill aur RS mein14 bill parit "hue #GST bills bhi: A Kumar


it didn't happened in my school my school teachers were whenever we had any query we use to ask it from teachers in staff room our teacher never denied. i miss my school days

it was not happen in my school .  my school teachers are awesome .  when we hv any query we go frankly in staff room & our tchr's nvr deny .  i miss my school days  !


i can be wrong as i haven't studied maths after 10th standard but i think x=3.33

waise maine 10th ke baad maths nahi pada so i can be wrong but i think x=3 . 33


khel hai yaar .  .  .  tension kyon lete ho .  chill .  :)


@dhaansu_handle use a good photo editor next time

@dhaansu_handle bhai agli bar koi accha photo editor use karna.


@Lambar_Daar  what can sister brother can do

@Lambar_Daar bhai behen kar bhi kya sakte hai.. Haahaa


@KyaUkhaadLega is alcohol available. @friendlii_ghost

@KyaUkhaadLega Daru milti hai. @friendlii_ghost


@BhasadiKutta this time in time in the bar with bhasadi @Being_Humor

@BhasadiKutta ab ki baar.. bhasadi ki ke saath in bar @Being_Humor


astrologer says to groom, “you cannot get married. Your horoscope is not suitable" #WaterOnMars

Astrologer to groom: Yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti. Aap mangal-leak ho.
#WaterOnMars


www 0 bbc 0 co 0 uk / music / artists / fdf 25 d 7 c - d 8 f 4-4736- ad 24- bf 2286 a 61254


where is the team of #TripleTalaq? #Modi do you remember your sisters?Sack this culprit @PremShuklaBJP or was the speech on women also an election promise.

Where is the team of #TripleTalaq? #Modi ji Behne yaad hai ? Sack this culprit @PremShuklaBJP ya Aurto par diya hua bhaashan bhi Jumla hi tha


it was epic when guddu's mother said that a beaver has come.

guddu ki mummy ne jab kaha  " udbilao aaya hai "  .  .  .  this was epic  !  !  !


rt @ShazooQureshi : It will be good if they win against australia if god wills.

RT @ShazooQureshi : Khair hogai , Australia se jeet jayenge InShaAllah .


everything is an illusion, everything is illusory.


you shit more on weekends.
#ThingsYouDontWantToKnow

Weekends ko tatti zyada aati hai.
#ThingsYouDontWantToKnow


people don't even let you sleep properly.

Log yahan chain se sone bhi nahi dete. Shya!


after login free recharge of 150 rupees will be added to your account.

login karne ke baad aapke account me 150 ka free recharge add ho jayegaa .  .  ,   !


@someUSER saturday i buy my ticket for the #tmhtour in belgium !  i'm so happy !  :)


even britney spears took more time to divorce. https://twitter.com/IndianExpress/status/815111636037943296 …

Britney Spears ne bhi isse jyada time liya tha divorce lene ke liye.https://twitter.com/IndianExpress/status/815111636037943296 …


@Amit_smiling dark days have started for jdu. #BJPAheadMGBDead

@Amit_smiling JDU ka andhkaar chalu ho chuka hai #BJPAheadMGBDead


@BhargavPurohit i will go tomorrow because it was sunday today.

@BhargavPurohit Aaj Sunday tha.. Kal jata hu


i wish that allah always keeps you happy and protects you. love you.

I wish Aallaahh apko hmesha kush rkhe Salamat rkhe....love u


@heanew14 brother bring for me also from us.


you gave 10 rupees to dharak? he talks off 600 rupees. your face will maybe look good if you come after taking bath.

Dharak ko Dus rupye diye tune? :D Rs.600 ki baat karta hai. Thoda naha kar aajana shakal achhi lagegi shayad


only speaking in english at home won't do any good to guddu .  .  .

only speaking in english at home wont do any good to guddu .  .  .


thanks to jesus ,  cvs ,  my mom & my mary .  .  . i was able to kick this flu in 1 week !  now to make it without my maryjane until monday !  #struggles

thanks to jesus ,  cvs ,  my mom & my mary .  .  . i was able to kick this flu in 1 week !  now to make it w/out my maryjane until monday !  #struggles


till when will our soldiers be martyred. ... @rajnathsingh @PMOIndia @HMO ..... it is time to teach a lesson ... this heart wants more #SurgicalStrikes

kab tak Hamare Jawan Saheed Hote Rahenge ... @rajnathsingh @PMOIndia @HMO ..... Sabak Sikhane Ka Time Ab Aa gya Hai ... Ye Dil Mange More #SurgicalStrikes


just #watched dream high 2 episode 1 ,  i'll watch it tomorrow for next episode .  .

just #watched dream high 2 episode 1 ,  i'll watch it tomorrow for next episode :d  .  .


@ivivekbansal he does not know what kind of anarchy is present in bihar. #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra

@ivivekbansal Unhe toh pata hi nahi Bihar me kaisa jungleraj chal raha hai #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra


@mishrashiv Sir.. what benefit is a straw to a drowning person. i felt relief when i was shaken yesterday.

@mishrashiv Sir.. Doobte ko tinke ka sahara.. Mujhe to relief mila kal ke jhate ke baad


it's good that aunty did not make guddu's favourite dish. (indian squash)

achha h aaj aunty n guddu ki favourite disg nhi banayi .  (tindey) :p


it is similar to .  . it is sensitivity when you feel your teeth tingle when you eat something hot or cold.

it is similar to .  . kuch thanda ya garam khane se agar aapke daaton mein tez jhanjhanahat hoti hai toh ussey hum 'sensitivity' kehte hain :p


@_sandsurfer Is arab's not being accepted?

@_sandsurfer Arab ka kabool nahi ho raha hai kya?


and on that day uncle and guddu got no food.

aur fir us din ,  uncleji aur guddu ko khaana naseeb nai hua :3


nitish ji beware otherwise #GoonsOfNitishKumar pic.twitter.com/1MNdhYE4AW

Nitish ji sambhal jaaye.. Nahi to.. #GoonsOfNitishKumarpic.twitter.com/1MNdhYE4AW


@ChickenBiryanii thanks brother biryani.


@premlata_rai @LoKarDi_RT even i feel the same way.

@premlata_rai @LoKarDi_RT mujhe bhi yahi lagta hai


congress spent some days in #Gujarat and brought #GST to it's proper place . even the defence minister jumped into the field. #GujaratElections2017

Congress ne kuch din kya guzare #Gujarat main... #GST ko le aaye aukaat mein. Defence Minister bhi utar aayi maidaan main. #GujaratElections2017


sometimes it feels that viru paaji when trying to be funny and witty comes under a lot of pressure. and he flops under pressure .https://twitter.com/virendersehwag/status/817731613236883457 …

Kabhi kabhi lagta hai Viru paaji witty aur funny hone ka bahut pressure le lete hain. Aur pressure me flop hone ka to unka record hai.https://twitter.com/virendersehwag/status/817731613236883457 …


with my first salary i first repaid my dept there.

First salary se to maine udhar chukaya tha. :/


aamir khan: i hanged m girlfriend for watching the match, south africa made was in the first inning itself. #Snapdeal

Aamir Khan: Diya maine taang GF ko match dekhne ke vaaste...
Pehle innings mein hi SA ne laga diye raaste.
#Snapdeal


here come the social reformers. https://twitter.com/FreeCury/status/732617255276662784 …


@journojuno If the words of the house remain at home then it is good, daughter @Trendulkar

@journojuno ghar ki baatein ghar mein hi rahi to accha hai beti @Trendulkar


.@Tweetiapa pyaar bahot hai re, RT chahiye


@arishri @PiuChatterjee1 @LaherSingh1 who is she ? i have not even heard her name. ..

@arishri @PiuChatterjee1 @LaherSingh1 who is she ? maine toh naam nahi suna ..


where are you brother #salman.....congratulations on #juma ....

kaha hai aap bhai#salman.....#juma mubarak ho......


In kabhi khushi kabhi gam, amitabh bachhan's ego is bigger than tanmay bhat.

In kabhi khushi kabhi gam, amitabh bachhans ego is bigger than tanmay bhat.


rob lowe who portrayed drew peterson ,  now takes on casey anthony as prosecutor: on monday it was revealed that rob  .  .  .  http/URL

rob lowe who portrayed drew peterson ,  now takes on casey anthony prosecutor: on monday it was revealed that rob  .  .  .  http/URL


@witchybitchygal today even jd has become ankit lal. @Ra_Bies

@witchybitchygal Aaj JD bhi Ankit Lal ho gaya @Ra_Bies


Sir one year back, you told about #MakeInIndia and now you have updated it with #GST. any requirements?

Sir eksaal pehle #MakeInIndia ka bataya "tha abhi upgrade kiya Hai wid "#GST koi rqrmnt hogi?


what if the caller is salman khan himself?

Caller agar khud Salman Khan hua toh? O.o O.o


we put our hopes on others but never become hopes for others https://t.co/Wm4Qutmkh2

Ham dusro sey ummeeden rakhte hain BT khud ummeeden nahi bante https://t.co/Wm4Qutmkh2


brother won''t speak #monkeybaat ,modi ji #MannKiBaat says why are even you thinking like your generation ?

Bhai #monkeybaat nhi bolege " modi ji #MannKiBaat khte h 0 Aap bhi pidi ki trah q soch rhe h ?


anyways, what work does the president of india have ?https://twitter.com/republic/status/877075519719718913 …

India ke president ko waise bhi kaun sa kaam hota hai ?https://twitter.com/republic/status/877075519719718913 …


@twinitisha no one wants you to give your unique comments. retweet.

@twinitisha tum aakar vishesh tippani na do. RT karo :-|


@abidifactor okay. if you had won, you would have raised imran khan to the sky. @intaffairs @Uroosa_Salman @KaleemAltafi @haniqureshi1

@abidifactor Accha , ager jeet jatey tu ap imran khan ko aasman pe bithate na . @intaffairs @Uroosa_Salman @KaleemAltafi @haniqureshi1


@Retributions don't get into this stuff. enjoy your holiday. they do this daily.

@Retributions Is sab ke chakkar main na pado. Holiday enjoy karo. Inka toh roz ka hai


oops they were caught red-handed. https://t.co/bb6ehwaj8n

Oops hogaya , rang-e-haath pakar liya https://t.co/bb6ehwaj8n


@Daily_Basharat @nabeelafzalmkd @AnjumIqbalPTI @AleenaRajputPTI @naziarubbani winning and losing is common in games but losing is the norm for pakistani team.

@Daily_Basharat @nabeelafzalmkd @AnjumIqbalPTI @AleenaRajputPTI @naziarubbani Games me haar jeet hoti h But Pakistani team ki haar hi hoti


the party has just started. pic.twitter.com/7qCg4acAZm

Abhi to party shuru huee haipic.twitter.com/7qCg4acAZm


15 lac rupees will be found in everyone's bank account before the elections.

election se pahle 15 lac rupiya sab k a/c m mile ga .


oh, buda you are a supporter of aap but now no one will listen to you.

are  .  .  .  .  . buda tu aap ka supporter h lakin ab tari koi nahi sunega


he has again started with his nonsense. he does not have the guts to debate on #RightToPrivacy.

Phirse chutyapa shuru kar diya isne " aaj iski himmat nai #RightToPrivacy par debate kare "


bj penn vs nick diaz replay on fueltv !  i'd pay to watch it a second time !

bj penn vs .  nick diaz replay on fueltv !  i'd pay to watch it a 2nd time !


guddu playing bhagat singh .  .  .  .  lol


@KaminiBae Listen carefully world, let's make  #FREEDOMASH with @CostaCoffeeInd.

@KaminiBae  Suno gaur se Duniya walon, Aao milke @CostaCoffeeInd ke saath ek #FREEDOMASH bana lo :)


this is the media's win and india's loss.

Ye Media ki jeet hai !! Aur India ki haar !!


#halloweenfacts #halloween also is recognized as the third biggest party day after new year's and super bowl sunday .

#halloweenfacts #halloween also is recognized as the 3rd biggest party day after new year's and super bowl sunday .


RaGa : for me because BJP guys ask for my Bangkok trip details.

RaGa : Mere Liye " Kyunki BJP waale mere Bangkok trip ki details mangte hai 0


@imcomplicated__ if people can eat themselves, then it is a possibility.

@imcomplicated__ log khudko kha sakte hai toh possibility hai.


@mangeshkarlata good morning , we all enjoyed a lot , and national anthem in amitabh sir's voice is very pleasent to hear.

@mangeshkarlata good morning , ham sabane bahut enjoy kiya , aur amitabh sir ke aawaz mein rastragan bahut achcha laga


She: wht is the moon hiding in the clouds?
He: don't irritate me. let me sleep.
#HeSheStories

She: Baadlon mein chhup raha hai chaand kyu?
He: Dimaag mat kha sone de.
#HeSheStories


sir @narendramodi remove songs from this picture and send it to kejriwal as proof of Surgical Strike pic.twitter.com/s9sYpAJ9et

Sir @narendramodi iss picture se gaane hata kar Kejriwal ko bhej do as proof of Surgical Strike pic.twitter.com/s9sYpAJ9et


@MeetUunngLee ignore everyone and make your profile private.

@MeetUunngLee sabko ignore maar de aur profile private kar le bhai.


only 2 spots left for standard first aid with cpr c !  november 5 & 6 ,  4pm-10pm in centretown .  contact centretown .  .  .  http/URL


@friendlii_ghost broher please get some work done..

@friendlii_ghost bhai kuch kaam to karwa de..


when the bride comes to her new home, she kicks the water container to enter the house and after which she kicks her husband for his whole life.

Bahu jab ghar aati hai tab lote ko laat maarti hai, aur uske baad zindagi bhar pati ko.


the head hair that is falling, and a cleric's 10 lakh is being cut down. dear mandates are having a strange effect on hair.

Jo baal sar ka
Idhar jhad raha hai
Woh maul-vi ka
dus lakh kat raha hai...

Jaaneja baalon pe
fatwa ka
Ajab sa asar
Ho raha hai,,


#Dhoni is a selfless captain. after which Gambhir, Sehwag, Yuvraj and Srinivasan, Meiyappan ... come to mind.

#Dhoni is a selfless captain 0 Fir Gambhir " Sehwag " Yuvraj " N Srinivasan " Meiyappan ... ka naam dimag me aata hai 0


@JessupDolly @vikaspgoel balance for english is over. will turn it of after recharge in the evening.

@JessupDolly @vikaspgoel English ka balance khatam ho gaya hai. Shaam ko recharge karke fir chalu karenge


someone is trying to con .Salman is not so free. that he is going to chat. this is a fake account.

Bewkoof bana rha hai koi .Salman itna free nhi hai. Jo chat krne baithey. Fake account hai yeh


@WriterIntrovert I heard that quote that people living in glass houses should not throw stones at others. Goes well with AK

@WriterIntrovert ) heard that quote ' Jinke ghar kaanch ke hote hain wo dusron pe patthar nahi maarte ' Goes well with AK


brother you won't get any retweets for this. @sardesairajdeep

bhai ispe RT nahi milne wale tujhe  @sardesairajdeep


Brother, no comment came from you. . I also enjoy reading your comments.

bhai aapka koi comment nhi aaya .  .  mujhe aapke comment padne me bhi bada maja aata hai :) :d


we used to pull them apart so that they could be seperated. we are noble souls.

hahaha ham to dono ko pakad khichte bhi the taki wo alag ho jaye. Noble soul we were.


@kachra_peti this is nothing to be congratulated about.

@kachra_peti ye koi badhai ki baat nahi hai bhai


my xbox live ends tomorrow. moder warfare 3 and gears of war 3 all day !  hit me up !

my xbox live ends tomorrow :( mw3 and gears3 all day !  hit me up !


@twinitisha forget this adverse world and come hug me. pic.twitter.com/L56lc4BoeV

@twinitisha ye dushman zamana, inn sab ko bhul ja... aa gale lag jaapic.twitter.com/L56lc4BoeV


i do things that the government does not allow but not those that my conscience doesn't.

Mein woh kaam karta hu jiski izazat sarkaar nahi deti.. Wo nahi jiski izazat mera zameer nahi deta.. https://twitter.com/twinitisha/status/733614304017014784 …


got stuck with family in train  .  .  .  12 hrs late from delhi.

family me saath train mein phas gaya  .  .  .  12 hrs late from delhi :(


@ViIlageldiot he trades in caste related stuff. #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@ViIlageldiot karta hai ye jaati ka vyapaar #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


at a live basketball fantasy draft, i got the 7th pick .so  got melo ,  monta ellis ,  iguodala and ibaka so far.

at a live basketball fantasy draft .  .  . sort of .  i got the 7th pick .  got melo ,  monta ellis ,  iguodala and ibaka so far


the real video for #SurgicalStrike has come live. https://twitter.com/PapaCJ/status/783913793319428096 …

#SurgicalStrike ka asli video saamne aa gaya haihttps://twitter.com/PapaCJ/status/783913793319428096 …


guddu ke hair to sada hee niraaley rehte h .  .  .  :d


Wtf .. yeh kaisi fielding hai ... #IndvsSA


@MildlyClassic Haha. we have already welcomed the baratheons.

https://twitter.com/Spooferman_/status/598344987684667392 …

@MildlyClassic Haha. Hum Baratheon ka swagat pehle hi kar chukey hai. :P

https://twitter.com/Spooferman_/status/598344987684667392 …


yo yo to girl's dad: i want to marry ur daughter
Dad: no
yo: i don't think you have recognised me.
d: because i have reconised you, i cannot let you marry my daughter.

Yo Yo to Girl's dad: I want to marry ur daughter
Dad: NO
Yo: Mujhe lagta hai aapne mujhe pehchana nahi
D: Pehchan liya. Tabhi mana kiya hai


you guys are troubled by your brother's wedding?

Yr tum sab ko bahut takleef he bhai ki sadi. ..se. ..heiiiiinn?


@someUSER this sunday .  .  . revenge ,  and a game winning touch downs for kyle williams .  we have already destroyed the last 2 teams and we'll keep rolling.

@someUSER this sunday .  .  . revenge ,  and a game winning td for kyle williams .  we have already destroyed the last 2 teams and we'll keep rollin


salman khan brother i'm with you and all your movies? god willing. not just once but as many times, i will go watch bajrangi bhaijaan? will also advice others.

Salman Khan Bhai im wid u wid all ur movie? Inshallah ek baar nhi ..jitne baar ho sake utni baar jaoga bajrangi bhaijaan? baaki logo bhi yehi advice doonga..


see faraz khan, he was in so much demand.

faraz khan dekha kitni demand thi iski .  .  . :p


@Kya_bolte_Mama brother, is this your account?why do you promote fakies? @NasirJamshed_ @Nasir_Jamshed_

@Kya_bolte_Mama bhai tera account hai kya. Kyu fakies ko promote kar raha hai. @NasirJamshed_ @Nasir_Jamshed_


@Roflindian @theustraa is istraa even something?

@Roflindian @theustraa istraa ki bhi kahun cheezein hoti hai


the one near shaan is reminding me of billu.

shan ke paas wala billu ki yaad dila riya hai .  . p


we are always ready but it's just that you are late.

Hum to hamesa tayaar rehte hain....bas aapki aane ki deri hoti hai.......


@madan_chikna @ra_bies @rowdytalks what you are saying is correct. that is in a different direction. but it is memorable.

@madan_chikna @ra_bies @rowdytalks lol baat to sahi hai. Woh alag direction mein hai. Par yadagar hai :)


@melotus bakwaas,you always want emotional poetry. that is not entertainment.

@melotus bakwaas, tumko hamesha emo poetry chahiye hota hai. Woh entertainment nahi hota.


@Gott_Partikel the neighbour does not let me enter the house.

@Gott_Partikel baju wala ghar me nahi ghusne deta


you should start dating me, nothing like this will happen between us.

tum mujhe date karna chalu kar do, aisa kuch nahi hoga hamare beech.


i'm going to the duke game on saturday .  haha .  duke .  what a joke they are .

i'm going to the duke game on saturday .  haha .  duke .  what'a joke they are .


@Gurmeetramrahim thank you and congratulations too you too master. #DSSFoundationDay

@Gurmeetramrahim thankyou nd congratulations too you guru ji #DSSFoundationDay


i used to forget my homework at home all the time.

hehehe .  .  .  mai to aksar homework ghar pe bhul jati thi


girls only top the class in school . in later years boys top the class . topping in studies is not everything . we have other jobs too.

girls bas school mein top karti hain .  baaki saari life ladke top karte hain .  ek padhai mein top karna he sab kuch nahi hota .  hame aur kaam bhi hote hain .  . :p


@premlata_rai these people are spoiling girl's image. prem do something.

@premlata_rai ye saare log bigaad rahe hai ladkiyon ki image prem tu kuch kar


why does rajesh get angry? https://twitter.com/UnSubtleDesi/status/638594597812244480 …

Rajesh Ko Gussa Kyu Aata Hai ??https://twitter.com/UnSubtleDesi/status/638594597812244480 …


brother why did you cheat.. there would have been no problems if you had taken the proper path. https://twitter.com/dna/status/623545670452903936 …

To bhai cheating kyu kiya.. Sahi raasta apnate to ye naubat nahi aatihttps://twitter.com/dna/status/623545670452903936 …


@TheVacuumHead same here: Washing people's dishes have made my hands iron. Let's freelance.

@TheVacuumHead same here :'( logon ke bartan ghis ghis kar mere haath lohe ke hogaye hai. Let's freelance.


@Integrated_me atleast someone is with me.

@Integrated_me chalo koi to hai mere saath


@Ashishtics it's not like i am going to make a film about her @Obnoxious_Ravan

@Ashishtics tou mein kounsa uspenfilm banane wala hu @Obnoxious_Ravan


prepare 3 soman kapoor with rumali roti because we are coming. @BollyHollyDhaba

3 soman kapoor rumali roti ke saath banwa ke rakho.. aa rahe hai hum  @BollyHollyDhaba


i had to write "many years" but i mistakenly wrote "year's end".

hahahah "bohot saal" likhna tha, "saal ke end" galti se likh diya :P


guddu control your emotion .  .  think about contra .  .  .  only when everything goes back to normal .  .

guddu control ur emotion .  .  think about contra .  .  .  sab normal ho jaiga tab .  .


i have decided, all products at home will be of patanjali. even my bride.

Maine tayy kar liya hai, ghar par saare products Patanjali ke hi honge. Biwi bhi, agar aaye to


@MukeshAmbaani @JioCare @reliancejio @TRAI it has been one year since they have been saying that they will build a tower but they have not done anything till now. is the purpose of #JIO .

@MukeshAmbaani @JioCare @reliancejio @TRAI ek saal se tower lagane ka kah rahe " abhi tak nahi laga paye " kahi #JIO walo ka irada ..


we will never let government's divide and rule suceed. long live goldsmith. #RollBackExciseOnJewellery #RollBackExcise

Government ka divide and rule kabhi kamyab nahi hone dege Swankar ekta jindabad âœŠâœŠâœŠ #RollBackExciseOnJewellery #RollBackExcise


@melotus you are quite intelligent for a 25 years old. #SingleHoTum

@melotus haha 25 saal ki umr ke liye kaafi akkal hai tum mein #SingleHoTum


when this kid grows up he will lead the generation.


rehearsal wedding for my cousin @someUSER going on at pro bowl .  .  .  big day is tomorrow !

rehearsal wedding for my cuz @someUSER going on at pro bowl .  .  .  big day is tomorrow !


@Parsahiya if you want to drink beer then say.


@slimswamy @PratMitt we left those streets.

@slimswamy @PratMitt chhod aaye woh galiyaan


*Then*
B1: brother do you have cigarette ?
B2: Here take this.
*Now*
B1: brother, give me a cigarette please.
B2: go away.

*Then*
B1: Bhai cigarette hai?
B2: Haan, le na.
*Now*
B1: Bhai, sun na bhai please yaar ek cigarette pila de yaar.
B2: Chal katt le


@Nomadic_Soul_ if you abuse your dp then you will be abused.

@Nomadic_Soul_ apni DP ko gaali degi to tujhe hi padegi gaali


the english came empty handed and are now also going empty handed. #INDvENG #T20 #Viru #Kohli

Eng khali haath aaye the " khaali haath jaa rhe hain .. haha #INDvENG #T20 #Viru #Kohli


RT @RpG_89 : HAHAHHA even arunachal pradesh has gone. lotus blooms in arunachal https://t.co/Sra3yt9qap

RT @RpG_89 : HAHAHHA Arunachal bhi Gayi !! Kamal khila Arunachal mein :D https://t.co/Sra3yt9qap


delhi university confessions : friend do you even know the facts or do you just make random guesses?

delhi university confessions : yaar tujhe facts pata bhi h  ,  yaa fir aise hi andhere mein teer marta rehta h  ?


people will say that something is going on between us.

log baate banaenge.. ki mera tumhara kuch chal raha hai. LOL


@drpoonam we are small people while you are the big people.

@drpoonam Aap bade log ho, hum toh Nokia wale hai


after #Notebandi people from #Maharastra #Odhisa have gotten 15l. even you people will get the same on 11 march.!! get well soon !!

after #Notebandi #Maharastra #Odhisa ke logon ko mil gaye hain 15L 0 11 march ko apko bhi mil jayega !! and Get well soon !!


@sona2905 Banarsi plus Bengali bhi to hai :))


this has already happened. https://mobile.twitter.com/TimesNow/status/888346321261699073 …

ye ho chuka haihttps://mobile.twitter.com/TimesNow/status/888346321261699073 …


AB the villain. when will he come. #PakvSA #CWC2015

AB daa villain . kub ayeee gaaa ! #PakvSA #CWC2015


according to which law was yashodaben left alone by her husband? #tripletalaq ya #divorce ? please answer.

Ye to bata de kis law k hisab se yashodaben ko akela chor dia tha unke pati ne? #tripletalaq ya #divorce ? jawab zarur diyo 0


you could also have pasted the link. @RowdyTalks


smashing melons is not my thing rt @someUSER okay ,  noel gallagher is playing in louisville on november 4th .  who's going with me ?

smashing melons ain't my thingrt @someUSER okay ,  noel gallagher is playing in louisville on november 4th .  who's going with me ?


gully cricket is going on here. soniya gandhi

Gully cricket chal raha hain yaha " ( Soniya ) Gandhi "


sir this cannot be accounted. the public is fed up with the inflation. #petrolprice #GST no improvement can be seen.

"Sir abhi hisab nahi mila... am janta pareshan hai mahgain se.. #petrolprice #GST kuch sudhar najar nahi aa raha hai abhi to filhal...


@BhayanakPuppy inspired by this i will crack a joke. please read.

@BhayanakPuppy Issi se inspire hokar ek joke maarunga, padhna zaroor


@BabaFirki congratulations! what name have you kept?

@BabaFirki Mubarak ho, kya naam rakha hai?


@SrBachchan tell truthfully sir, jaya aunty ran behind you with a broomstick.

@SrBachchan sach sach batao sir, jaya aunty jhadu leke piche daudi na !


@Gott_Partikel why will sachin be sent? rohit sharma is talented.

@Gott_Partikel Sachin ko kyu bhejenge? Rohit Sharma talented hai


RT @Yamininisha30 : rahul gandhi goes for vacations now and them , but this time talks of vacation , something is very wrong. #RahulOnLeave

RT @Yamininisha30 : Rahul Gandhi to videshi jata rahana hai , is baar vacations ki baat , kuchh daal me kala hai #RahulOnLeave


#Notebandi and #GST are for the benefit of the corporate and the vip.

bas #Notebandi aur #GST ke name pr corporate& Vip k Bhala krne ke liye h bas


shatru ji offering a garland to himself. #BiharKaJaichandShatrughan pic.twitter.com/fvj8so2crz

Shatru ji khud ko haar chadate hue #BiharKaJaichandShatrughanpic.twitter.com/fvj8so2crz


RT @KatrinaDiAishu9 : @Bhu_umi homely girls are not cute.

RT @KatrinaDiAishu9 : @Bhu_umi gharwali ladke bilkul cute nahi hote ðŸ™ˆðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚


#NOTEBANDI today every dalit is sensible and people had expected bahinji to distribute money amongst the poor but she didn't. @radhacharandas #notebandi

#NOTEBANDI AAJ SAB DALIT SAMAJDAR HAIN BAHUTLOG KO UMMED THEE BAHINJI ISS CRUSIAL STAGE ME GAREEBON KO " KUCH PAISA BANT DENGI PER NAHI BANTA @radhacharandas #notebandi


@ashlesha_as if you sing a song, then they will become quiet.

@ashlesha_as tum gaana suna dena .. shaant ho jaenge


@MeetUunngLee then what is easy oppose everything and gather attention? and going by your logic @_SandSurfer will be a traitor to the country.

@MeetUunngLee To asaan kya hai.. Har cheez ka oppose karo aur attention pao ? Aur bhai tere logic se to @_SandSurfer desh-drohi hua


talk with a monk. @ Thikse Monastery https://instagram.com/p/7F-5xSs-ed/

Monk ki baat @ Thikse Monastery https://instagram.com/p/7F-5xSs-ed/


do you sleep quietly?                                                                                or do you fear azaan?
why do you fear controversial tweets?

Kya aap chup chaap sote hai?
Ya azaan se darte hai?
Aap controversial tweet kyun nahi karte hai?


go and propose her dear ,, otherwise someone else will propose before you ,,,,,,,,,, In IITB it is first come and first serve.

go and propose her dear ,, otherwise koi aur propose kar degaaa tumse pehle ,,,,,,,,,, In IITB first come and first serve waala matter hai bhaui


Maam where to report if a girl abuses? https://twitter.com/Manekagandhibjp/status/750294135576207360 …

Maam ji agar ladki abuse kare to kaha jaake report likhaye ?https://twitter.com/Manekagandhibjp/status/750294135576207360 …


what is seen is what is sold. no shame on haryana rape.

Jo dikhta hai wo bikta hai... No hai tauba on haryana rape.


what did kejriwal eat to birth him?
https://twitter.com/meamabhishek/status/846758356756914176 …

Kya kha ke paida kiya the Kejriwal ne isko?
https://twitter.com/meamabhishek/status/846758356756914176 …


my heart and direct message have always been open.


@ruchikokcha @ttrinadasgupta give me two sips too drunk person, then see what happens.

@ruchikokcha @ttrinadasgupta Do ghoont mujhe bhi pila de sharabi, dekh phir hota hai kya


@huh_watnow see singha even your card is done for.. you have been friendzoned. @heisenjit

@huh_watnow le Singha tera patta cut.. Tujhe bhai bana liya @heisenjit


#ManmohanSingh why do sardars say sidhu mms after retirement.

#ManmohanSingh Sardar retirement kae baad hi kyu boltae hae " Sidhu " MMS


#Dhoni learn from dhoni if you want to give a surprise.@msdhoni se sikhe 0

#Dhoni Surprise Dena Koi @msdhoni se sikhe 0


@kitAnurag @Shakti_Shetty brother take my reply but send me even if it is 3 seconds.

@kitAnurag @Shakti_Shetty bhai mera reply lele bhale hi mujhe 3 second ka hi bhej de.


@I_yam_nendu pyaar karne wale time nahi dekhte


#twitition mcfly come back to argentina but this time we want him to come to mar del plata !  !  !  http/URL

#twitition mcfly come back to argentina but this time we want to come to mar del plata !  !  !  http/URL


@IScreamPunday toh wahan par likhna bandh karo


@nanditathhakur maam i am waiting for your follow. i have not even had food.

@nanditathhakur Maam aapke follow ke liye wait kar raha hu.. Khana bhi nahi khaya


@ColSehrawat @SatyendarJain @AapKaGopalRai Samalkha red light to Kapashera border is often jam packed. please do something . thanks

@ColSehrawat @SatyendarJain @AapKaGopalRai Samalkha red light to Kapashera border bahut jaam lagta hai please kuch kariye . Thanks


@the_queeness i know all good .. it's because i have a good heart that i am not irritatinig you.

@the_queeness i know all good .. vo to main dil ka accha hun isliye pareshan nahi kar rh ðŸ˜Ž


shah rukh khan fans don't have the money to go to the theatre ! after getting #Jio sim they are always #Online #Gaytrends

SRK fans ke pass ₹ nahi hai theter jane Ko ! #Jio SIM leke din bhar #Online rehte hai #Gaytrends


#Trump to get #Rakhis from Women of Haryana Village

#Trump Bhaiya to get #Rakhis from Women of Haryana Village


Things blamed for rapes in India:
- Manchurian
- Condom Ads
- the girl did not resist
- Santoor Mom
- Falooda

Things blamed for rapes in India:
- Manchurian
- Condom Ads
- Ladki ne "bhaiyya mujhe jaane do" nahi bola
- Santoor Mom
- Falooda


@Thakurain_ nooo. food is not allowed in delhi metro guresh.

@Thakurain_ nooo. Dilli metro mein khaana allowed nahi hai Gauresh


is #Jio going to be free for another year because of this win ??

Kya is jeet ki khusi me 1 saal #Jio Free hoga ??


people who give #TripleTalaq, look at us singles and then you will realise how lucky you are.

Saalon #TripleTalaq dene "waalon Kabhi Hum kuwaaron ki taraf "dekho Phir jaanoge ki Tum kitne lucky ho...


this is a matter of the underwear .https://twitter.com/GabbbarSingh/status/743885962334343169

Haha haha. Yeh under(wear) ki baat hai.https://twitter.com/GabbbarSingh/status/743885962334343169 …


#IndVsPak it was a glorious victory for team india. step closer to the cup the same way and win the cup. congrats team india.

#IndVsPak sandar , VIRAT jit . puri team ne achha khela . cup ki or1 kadam . aise hi kadam badao , cup jit k aao . congrets TeamIndia .


@someUSER if you get ungrounded tomorrow, go to lauren's birthday kickback

@someUSER if you get ungrounded tomorrow go to lauren's birthday kickback


i won't accept even natural calls until you don't come.

Bhai ap nai ayenge tab-tak natural call bhi accept nai karunga??


dhoni has not gone anywhere. people like him dont go anywhere but remain in our hearts.

Dhoni kahi gaya nahi hai. Dhoni jaise kahi jaate nahi hai. Hamare dil me rehte hai.


@LoKarDi_RT ok done. no hitting on you from today.

@LoKarDi_RT Theek hai, aaj se tujh par hit karna bandh


@angryoungwoman if you were feeling lazy then you should have said @Fussy_Ca

@angryoungwoman aalas aa raha hai nahi to deta jawaab @Fussy_Ca


this is a scam. a cameraman had been placed both in front of me and back.

yahi to scam hai...mere pichey aane cameraman khada kar rakha tha :)


wounds that have healed with time, why are you teasing those wounds.

jin jakhmo ko waqt bhar chala hai .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  tum kyun unhe chedde jaa rahe ho .  .


Rerun: start dancing on honey singh songs, your life will start to bloom: Nirmal Baba to Radhe Maa http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/08/honey-singh-ke-gaano-pe-naachna-shuru-karo-kripa-aani-shuru-ho-jayegi-nirmal- …

Rerun: Honey Singh ke gaano pe naachna shuru karo, kripa aani shuru ho jayegi: Nirmal Baba to Radhe Maahttp://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/08/honey-singh-ke-gaano-pe-naachna-shuru-karo-kripa-aani-shuru-ho-jayegi-nirmal- …


i did not drink, i did not drink. https://twitter.com/RGVzoomin/status/669065486106136576 …

Maine pi nahi hai, maine pi nahi hai https://twitter.com/RGVzoomin/status/669065486106136576 …


this so called respect is a product of male chauvinistic society.

superlike  .  .  .  .  .  this so called izzat is a product of male chauvinistic society  .


wish you were eating @ jackie o's today ? come to the appalachian health summit saturday for delicious jackie o's lunch & health workshop.

wish you were eating @ jackie o's today ?  come to the appalachian health summit saturday for delicious jackie o's lunch ,  & health workshop :)


it is about chatting on jumma's day. may allah save me from these fake pages.

jumme ka din hai, chatting ki baat hai. allah bachaye mujhe, fake pages se.


I didn't bribe him.. i lent him the money. @RanaAyyub

I didnt bribe him.. Paise udhaar diye the @RanaAyyub


@Alllahdin @retardedwriter he almost killed.

@Alllahdin @retardedwriter maar hi diya tha isne


@DefucktiveHumor if you keep silent today, then you will always be pressed upon... raise your voice.  #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra

@DefucktiveHumor Aaj chup baithe to aise hi hamesha dabte jaenge.. Awaaz buland karo #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra


how is the speed of#jio? should i get the #JioPrime recharge?

#jio ki Speed kaisi hai kya mujhe #JioPrime ka recharge karana chahiye ?


indians deserved this win .. congrats ! pakistan team come back home. it is not something you are capable of .... #INDvPAK

Indians deserved this win .. congrats ! Pakteam tum wapas ghar awo ye tumaray bas ka kaam nahi .... #INDvPAK


@someUSER again it was a thursday and i was watching nadal playing and tried to type ffs .  .  .

@someUSER again it was a thurs watching nadal game and tried to type ffs .  .  .


people will again get outraged by this. https://twitter.com/emilyford1/status/744859040627437568 …

Ab iss par bhi outrage karenge loghttps://twitter.com/emilyford1/status/744859040627437568 …


it is just a feeling, try to feel it with your soul. let love remain love and don't give it any names. #Gulzar

sirf ehsas hai ye, rooh se mehsoos karo,
pyar ko pyar hi rehne do, koi naam na do.
#Gulzar


brother @abhijeetsinger can let train go over people who sleep on footpath.

Bhai @abhijeetsinger ka bas chale to footpath par sone walon par train chalwa de.


@Ihsirh what should we tell you?what should we explain to you? it is a big danger and it is difficult to be saved.

@Ihsirh kya tumka bataayi? Arre kaa samjhayi? Badi durghatna hai muskil bachna hai


sharmaji, don't dance on a sinking boat.

Sharmaji, doobti naiyya mein chadh kar chaiyya chaiyya na karo.


Salman khan is bollywood's pride with back to back blockbuster movies: dabbang. Ready. Bodyguard. Ek tha tiger . Dabbang2. Jai ho. Kick. Bajarangi bhaijaan too will be superhit 300 crore is almsot fixed.

Salman khan bolliwood ki shan banchuka back to back blockbuster superhit movi name dabbang. Redy. Bodyguard. Ek tha tiger . Dabbang2. Jai ho. Kick. Bajarangi bahizan superhit jayagi 300 fix


@melotus ye sab baatein TL par na pucha karo


@iffyuva the wind is cold, the heart too has pain, pain is unrelenting, there is something i want to say. Cheersss!

@iffyuva kuch hawa sard hai, dil mein bhi dard hai. Dard bedars hai, lab pe koi baat hai. Cheersss!


mohit sharma is now guaranteed 10 advertisements. #IndvsSA

Chalo Mohit Sharma ko 10 ads guarantee ab #IndvsSA


bihar will be developed together with the nation. #GoodByeNitishKumar

Ab desh ke Vikas me saath hoga Bihar #GoodByeNitishKumar


the punch that involves jesus is pretty hard.


fluke ho jaata hai kabhi kabhi, jeete raho


shaan is hiding behind the bag. he knew that guddu's bell is going to be rung.

shaan is hiding behind the bag .  :p usako pta tha k guddu ki seeeti bajane wali hai :d


hey daryl !  great connecting at anti #fracking colorado .  excited to have you in next issue .  deadline is november 15th .  @someUSER

hey daryl !  great connecting at anti #fracking colorado .  excited to have you in next issue .  deadline is nov 15th .  @someUSER


where are those #Haters who said end is near for #Dhoni ?

Whr R those #Haters who said end is near 4 #Dhoni .?


#INDvSL now i understand why #dhoni is called captain cool .. they sleep in the field but he ... is cool

#INDvSL ab samjh me aaya bc #dhoni ko captain cool kyu kaha gya hai .. Field me v sote hai ye to ... Cool hokr


may the 80 years old women meet god. https://twitter.com/BloodyKamina/status/678930950881865728 …

80 saal ki budhiya mile ise bhagwaanhttps://twitter.com/BloodyKamina/status/678930950881865728 …


messi once said to a cop to remove his uniform and wear balwant rai's collar on his neck. #Legend #Respect

Messi once said to a cop utaar kar phenk do ye vardi aur pehen lo balwant rai ka patta apne gale mein. #Legend #Respect


@hotsrkfan have you ever thought that you can be screwed this way too?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI&feature=youtu.be … #LagGayiVaat Shine

@hotsrkfan kabhi socha hain aise bhi lag sakti hain vaat?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI&feature=youtu.be … #LagGayiVaat Shine


is modi ji going to say something about the bloodshot issue? liberals.

Kya Modi ji Bloodshot issue par kuch kahenge ?? ~ Liberals


all the news is on his timeline. @DefucktiveHumor

iske timeline par poori khabar hai @DefucktiveHumor


where is modi ji going now?https://twitter.com/ndtv/status/639092541846102016 …

Modi ji ab kaha chale ?https://twitter.com/ndtv/status/639092541846102016 …


O madam @KirronKherBJP aapke ghar me ho rahe honge rape salon se free fund mein desh ko kyun badnam karti ho? Sharm ni ati? Maafi mango


@aanchalator one of my loan requests is not being cleared. bank people are doing something wrong. do something.

@aanchalator mera ek loan clear nahi ho raha hai. Bank wale locha kar rahe hain. Kuch kar do.


i am reminded of manmohan singh while looking at the remote. how is he doing these days? there must be no need to operate now. #RahulGandhi #ManmohanSingh

Remote control se yad aaya aub ManMohanji kaise chal rahe hai ? aub to operate karne ki jarurat nahi hogi ..!! #RahulGandhi #ManmohanSingh


@_SandSurfer  it was really not for him. @twinitisha

@_SandSurfer abe sahi me uske liye nahi tha @twinitisha


@Insane_chorri forgive this cheekiness.. boys make mistakes. pic.twitter.com/gG7oMw263h

@Insane_chorri Gustakhi maaf kardo.. Ladko se galti ho jaati haipic.twitter.com/gG7oMw263h


@kitAnurag this small small exhilaration, it is the fault of your eyes that i have learned how to drink alcohol.

@kitAnurag yeh joh halka halka suroor hai..yeh teri ankhon ka kusoor hai ki sharab peena sikha diya


before showing god your face we will ask for his degree.. god unconscious.. https://twitter.com/rocks450/status/739690552854089732 …

Sirji uparwale ko muh dikhane se pehle uparwale ki degree maang lenge.. uparwala behosh..https://twitter.com/rocks450/status/739690552854089732 …


where do these people come from? https://twitter.com/Reetesh777/status/885212308766576640 …

Kahaan se aate hai yeh log? https://twitter.com/Reetesh777/status/885212308766576640 …


if this made any sense then sajid khan could never have had a second movie.

LOL, aisa karna sense banta toh aaj tak Sajid Khan ki doosri movie kabhi ban hi nahi paati!


@NayaLifafa ask your mom. she knows everything.

@NayaLifafa teri mummy se pooch le.. Unko sab pata hai


heartiest congratulations to @aloknath on his birthday.

Babuji @aloknath ko janam din ki dher saari shubh kamnaayein.


did he only get the relationship between brother-sister? they could have made any other relation. But seriously

Bhai behen ka hi rishta mila tha kya usseeðŸ˜¡ Koi aur relation bana dete ... But ssly #Bhai -Been ðŸ˜‚


@iamkits @SanikaRanade @ShraddhaKapoor don't joke and vote properly.

@iamkits @SanikaRanade @ShraddhaKapoor yaar mazzaak na karo sahi vote karo :-/


first intoxication, second addiction, third love and fourth's yearning.

Pehla nasha...doosra khumar, teesra pyar hai chauthe ka intezaar.


RT @HarishK25173278 : @Gurmeetramrahim #JaameInsanDivas the whole world is congratulated on today' special occasion. https://t.co/JffOjGKoey #TheIrfanism

RT @HarishK25173278 : @Gurmeetramrahim #JaameInsanDivas Saari Kyanat ko Aaj ke Din ki Mubarkan yo ... https://t.co/JffOjGKoey #TheIrfanism


flying mario was cool. all stages could be easily past.

flying mario mast tha .  .  .  usme sab stage easily ho jati thi :p


gautam became a winner from the day one.

gautam to phle din se hi winnr bn gya tah .  .


you don't believe your own country but you would easily believe any other country for visa. #Aadhaar #RightToPrivacy

Tumhe apne desh pe bharosa nahi par VISA ke time dusare desh pe bada bharosa dikhate ho ? #Aadhaar #RightToPrivacy


RT @abhilash_jagtap : happy birthday to most talented batsman of current era rohit @ImRo45 #HappyBirthdayHitman

RT @abhilash_jagtap : Happy Birthday to most talented batsman of current era Rohit @ImRo45 #HappyBirthdayHitman


brother, even shikhar dhawan is a delhi guy. https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/711256050842738688

Bhaisaab, Delhi ka munda to Shikhar Dhawan bhi haihttps://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/711256050842738688 …


@huh_watnow i have given my heart and i can also give my life for you my darling.

@huh_watnow dil diya hai.. Jaa bhi denge.. Ae sanam tere liye


come sister, gather likes based upon your stories about your heart breaks. https://twitter.com/AdvancedMaushi/status/885420854380642304

Aao behen apni selfie par apne toote dil ki daastaan par motivational bakwaas likh kar like batore.https://twitter.com/AdvancedMaushi/status/885420854380642304 …


@imcomplicated__ your face is mystical. i am drawn towards you without any thread. https://twitter.com/AdvancedMaushi/status/885420854380642304

@imcomplicated__ tere chehre mein woh jadoo hai, bin dor kheecha jaata hu


respect's cheap alcohol is better than disrespect's expensive whiskey. #Respect https://twitter.com/Ra_Bies/status/814538308344684544

Zillat ki scotch se achhi, izzat ki desi hai.
#Respecthttps://twitter.com/Ra_Bies/status/814538308344684544 …


RT @shubhansh1504 : " he broke your hands and legs? " " yes bro " " tomorrow him also "

RT @shubhansh1504 : " Issi ne tere haath pair today the na ? " " Yes bro " " Tomorrow saale ko "


someone should come with me to noel fielding's show on saturday night because noel fielding, basically #please #iwillcry

someone should come with me to noel fielding on saturday night because noel fielding ,  basically #please #iwillcry


@MeetUunngLee that's my vote too! would you come today or tomorrow night?

@MeetUunngLee That's my vote too! :D Aaja aaj ya kal raat?


in anger i deleted the girl's number. even removed her number from whatsapp. now i am missing her.

Gusse me ladki ka number delete kar diya.. Whatsapp se bhi hata diya.. Ab BC uski yaad aa rahi hai..


i want to talk to you. i am in the middle of a big problem. i want your help.

Aapse baat karna chahta hu bhai .bahut badi problem mae hu.aapki help chahta hu


whoever has a #girlfriend should pay #GST #Girlfriend_setting_tax.

Jis jis ki #girlfriend h usko #GST #Girlfriend_setting_tax dena pdega


stop getting outraged on sweaty kuhu. look at this pic.twitter.com/K6Wta7A2pA

Sweaty kuhu pe outrage karna chhodo.. Ye dekhopic.twitter.com/K6Wta7A2pA


@someUSER @someUSER @someUSER @someUSER good news i bought candy today , bringing some on tuesday . if it lasts

@someUSER @someUSER @someUSER @someUSER good news i bought candy today ,  bringing some on tues .  if it lasts


we did not come after writing that much. because it is taking them so much time to check.

itna bhi hum kuch nahi likh kar aaye  .  .  jo inko itna time lag raha hai check karne mein


@friendlii_ghost shahrukh khan fans have no other job anyways.  @Tumharebaap

@friendlii_ghost srk fans ko waise bhi aur koi kam dhandha to hota nahi  @Tumharebaap


who are you to advice the police and the court, you troll? you have abused so much that you should remain quiet. you have hurled lots of mom-sister abuses at others and have threatened to rape.

Abe troll who are you to advise police & the courts ? Tune itni gaaliya nikali hai ki tujhe toh shaant hi rehna chahiye 0 Logo ko maa-behen ki gaaliyan deta tha tu ... rape ki dhamkiya di hai tune


@retardedwriter @Dishasatra he has not written this.

@retardedwriter @Dishasatra ye isne nahi likha hai


@Insane_chorri our mumbai is written on wa.  @DefucktiveHumor @Gott_Partikel @AdrianaVecc

@Insane_chorri aur WA pe likha hai 'Aamchi Mumbai'  @DefucktiveHumor @Gott_Partikel @AdrianaVecc


you must have read lots of books but have you ever read a face.

kitaabe bohot si padhi hongi tumne.. magar koi chehra kya tumne padha hai..


who wants to send the payment for social cost. or will you collect it yourself. https://twitter.com/BollywoodGandu/status/689394727276322818

Social cost ki payment kisko bhijwani hai. Ya aap khud akar collect kar logehttps://twitter.com/BollywoodGandu/status/689394727276322818 …


Kaun hai ye majnu? Mere pass bhejo zara isko.


what a service #jio has in khatwaria sarai delhi 110016. for even one call you have to climb to the 6th floor. bless jio

waah kya service h #jio ka khatwaria sarai 110016 delhi me " ek call karne ke liye 6 th floor pe chadna padta h " danya ho jio


oh brother, that much is understandable.

aree bhai, utna toh samajh hi aajata hai


@tehseenp rahul gandhi: it's better to sleep at home that in the parliament. #RahulOnLeave

@tehseenp Rahul gandhi Parliament main sone say achha ghar main so jaaun #RahulOnLeave


tell me what has congress done in the last 60 years.

Ye batao 60 Saal main congress ne kya kiya


any script about  " chungi "   .  .  . a toy made out of cycle tube cut rings

any script abt  " chungi "   .  .  . a toy made out of cycle tube cut rings


chhota rajan brought to delhi.
cr likes the smell of our soil.
cr finds his lentil curry bland.
cr has grown up now. #IndianMedia

Chhota Rajan Brought to delhi.
CR ko apni mitti ki khushboo pasand aayi.
CR ke daal mein namak kam.
CR ab bada ho gaya hai. #IndianMedia


oh. so fun. i used to do the same things when i was a kid.

haha maja aa gaya me aise hi karta tha bachpan yaad aa gaya :)


it seems like congress and bjp have gone on the wrong path.  https://t.co/6fX7svq7vw

Lagta hai congress aur bhajpa dono pathbhrasht/dishabhrasht ho chuki hai . https://t.co/6fX7svq7vw


Watching #RSMMA where @Mirchimumbai offers salute to #music ! awesome host @sonunigam #staytuned

Watching #RSMMA where @Mirchimumbai gives #music ko salaam ! aweesome host @sonunigam #staytuned


@mojorojo In acp pradyumn's words: something is garba daya, something is garba

@mojorojo In ACP Pradyumn's words: Kuch to garba hai Daya, Kuch to garba hai.


@Shindemanishaa one rani mukherjee movie. i cannot remember the name now.

@Shindemanishaa One Rani Mukherjee movie. Can't rem name abhi.


the britishers have gone but have left these people here. https://twitter.com/twinitisha/status/731307348745031680

Angrez chale gaye.. Inhe yahi chhod gaye.. https://twitter.com/twinitisha/status/731307348745031680 …


#JNU is the name of the machine that outputs anti-nationals when input is a liberal student. and the master of the machine is @padhalikha.

Is machine ka naam #JNU hai " ek side se Liberal Student dalo doosari side se anti-national niklega 0 Aur Iske aaka hai @padhalikha


If you want your husband to have a long life, then don’t suck his blood. karva chauth will continue to happen.

Pati ki lambi umar chahiye ho toh uska khoon chusna bandh karo, larva chauth hota rahega.
#TweetLikeAmeeshaPatel


it is correct, because there is one god.


Kaaheka Rose Day? Koi nahi deta roz roz.


happy valentine's day! @someUSER everyday is the 14th!

happy valentine's day !  !  !  @someUSER everyday is the 14th !


happy mahashivratri. universal consciousness is one. har har mahadev.

Happy Mahashivratri . OM NAMAH SHIVAYA .. HAR HAR MAHADEV http://t.co/BQkEgpkhqV


poor people were poor yesterday also, and they are poor today also. #notebandi was only against corruption which has come under control to a large extent.

Garib kal bhi Carib the " aj bhi garib hai .. #notebandi sirf corruption k khilaf thi " jo bhut hadd tak control me aa gayi hai ..


which class is guddi in that he is being taught pythagoras theorem in maths?

guddu kaunsi class me hai ,  ki maths me pythagoras theorem padhaai jaa rahi hai ?  ?  ?


@dentistsharma he has never ecen talked about development #FailedCMNitish

@dentistsharma inhone kabhi baat bhi nahi ki development ki #FailedCMNitish


@Kahaanify @YouDontKnowWho_ for god's sake, stay.

@Kahaanify @YouDontKnowWho_ tumhe khuda ka vasta ruk jao


kash yaar .  .  .  .  kismat hi futi hui hai is baar


@BUBLOO_GS this means that you belive that bjp and congress are very powerful and knowledgable.

@BUBLOO_GS Matlab aap mante hai ki bjp and congress bahut shaktishali aur gyani hai


@someUSER you have a top 5 sg with 2 6th men and you left off monta ellis.

@someUSER you have a top 5 sg with 2 6th men .  and you left off monta ellis


it is time to show pakistan it's status. #PakistanMeinGussKarMaro #SurgicalStrike #IndianArmy #BJP

Pakistan ko uski aukaat dekhne ka time aa gaya hai #PakistanMeinGussKarMaro #SurgicalStrike #IndianArmy #BJP


@BetterCallSom laughing out loud. then i should change my handle everyday.

@BetterCallSom lol.. Phir to mujhe har hafte apna handle badalna chahite


RT @BigGrenade : Qandeel Baloch said that she would give the video if pakistani team wins against india. she did not say men or women. women have won right.

RT @BigGrenade : Qandeel Baloch ne bola tha k pakistan ki team india se jeetegi toh Video degiYeh nai bola k Men ya Women Women jeeti naa â€¦


@scratchysingh life is remaning till now @Funny_Deol @friendlii_ghost

@scratchysingh zindagi abhi baaki hai @Funny_Deol @friendlii_ghost


who knows where those days went! https://twitter.com/muglikar_/status/902151787540393985Â â€¦

Jaane kahan gaye woh din!https://twitter.com/muglikar_/status/902151787540393985 …


nehra showed his teeth and sarjeel got scared! Haha! us indians liked this fear. #IndvsPak #WT20

Nehra showed his teeth aur sarjeel bhaisaab dar gaye ! Hahah yeh dar hum Indians ko accha laga #IndvsPak #WT20