Exactly what I used to do! Sweater, cap all in the bag once I step out of the home! And I used to wear it while returning. Mother was like, "My dear daughter".

exactly what i used to do !  ghr se nikalte hi sweatr cap sb bag me  ! and wapas ate tym sb pahn lia .  ammi was like :)  " meri pyari beti "  :v :v


Sir it's been five days. https://twitter.com/SanjayAzadSln/status/678623890482946048

Sir 5 din ho gaye..https://twitter.com/SanjayAzadSln/status/678623890482946048 …


Tortoise Sir teaches Hindi or English! If he is allrounder, then Guddu is also allrounder.

kachhua sir hindi padhate hai ya english .  agar wo allrounder hai to guddu bhi allrounder hi hoga .


Think of development path
Do #LaluMuktBihar

Pragati marg ka karo vichar,
Kar do #LaluMuktBihar


Father has left me embarrassed many a times.

bahut embarass karwaya hai papa ne kai baar .


Come on, Speaking as #PVSindhu, they are trying to act COOL.

Come on #PVSindhu bol k .. Khud ko COOL dikhane ki koshish karre hai :P


@melotus What do you want from Twitter? True love?

@melotus tumko kya chahiye twitter par se? Sachha pyaar?


@KyaUkhaadLega @twinitisha HAHAHAHAHAAHAH Mate, this can be an anthem.

@KyaUkhaadLega @twinitisha HAHAHAHAHAAHAH yaar ye anthem ho sakta hai!


Start being patriotic, by taking #IndVAus's name

shuru karo Patriotic ban na " le kar #IndVAus ka naam


#Jio after 31st March- So I take the leave, remember me in your prayers.

#Jio after 31 st March - Achha chalta hu Duaao mei Yaad Rakhna


Ultimate brother. No one can beat the boys in this chapter.

ultimate bhai .  .  .  .  no one can beat boys in this chapter :)


The beginning is shattering
Says the hordes of heads
Today is the time of war, give a shout
#Indvsban

Aarambh hai prachand bol maston ke jhund,
Aaj Jung ki ghadi ki tum guhaar do
#IndvsBan


At least a rainwear could be arrannged fpr Obama. Poor fellow is getting wet unnecessarily.

Obama ke sar par ek neeli barsaati toh lagwa hi sakte the. Faltu main bheeg raha bechara.


Rahul Gandhi taking a holiday is absurd. Only those go on a leave who actually work.  #WhereIsRahul

Rahul Gandhi taking a holiday ' is absurd . Chhutti toh wo log lete hain jo kaam karte hain ... #WhereIsRahul


@GugziiBugzii Ha ha ha ha ha ha This can not happen.

@GugziiBugzii Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ye to ji ho nahi sakta


@BolshoyBooze haha! This happens. Giave a statutory warning and evryone will sleep ony after cleaning.

@BolshoyBooze haha! Hota hai ye sab. Statutory warning de dene ka saaf safai kar ke hi soyenge sab!


#292 : Sometimes it's better to bunk a class and enjoy with friends. Today when I look back , marks never made me laugh , but my friends and memories did!

#292 : Sometimes it's better to bunk a class and enjoy with friends , today when I look back , marks never made me laugh , but my friends and memories always do !


@narendramodi Congratulations! All hail the Indian Goddess.

@narendramodi congratulations ! Bharat Maataa Ki Jai


@BabaFirki Send some more photos, this is not enough to understand.

@BabaFirki thode aur photos bhej, ismein samajh nahi raha


@lahirip Seems like passion has lost its consciousness. @The_Lie_Lama

@lahirip Lagta hai ki Josh apne hosh kho baitha hai @The_Lie_Lama


Truth always wins.
https://twitter.com/Favstar_Bot/status/805709656471441408

Sachai ki hamesha jeet hoti hai.
_/\_https://twitter.com/Favstar_Bot/status/805709656471441408 …


@0Shshr Everything is fake. These people will bring entire Bihar to roads. #NitishKaNakliVikas

@0Shshr sab kuch farzi..Poorey Bihar ko road pe le aayenge ye log  #NitishKaNakliVikas


Brother there is no light since 18 hours and you guys are concerned about #Trump. He is your uncle's son, right?

Bhai yahan 18 ghante se light nahi hai aur tum log ko #Trump ki parri hai ... Phuppo ka larka hai na tum log ka !!


@TheDilliMirror You should have brought her Levis from Palika.

@TheDilliMirror Palika se Levis khareed ke de deta


#SakshiMaharajMovies Karan Arjun Ramesh Suresh


People get new currency worth Rs 1 cr, but there is no cash for our salary. Incredible India.

Logo ko 1cr tak bhi nayi currency mil jaati hai, par hamari salary ke liye bhi cash ki kami ho jati hai. Incredible India.


Bhagvan ka kam karna sub se mukya darm hai.


@Arunapk57 Madam your smile has broadened.

@Arunapk57 Maam smile aur broad ho gayee hai :)


@Dishasatra 'Dumb' in something, and you are not the leader of that, that's impossible.

@Dishasatra kisi cheez mein 'dumb' ho, aur tum uske leader na ho aisa toh ho hi nahi sakta na


@LoKarDi_RT Only your complain was remaining, almost done.

@LoKarDi_RT tumhari hi complaint deni thi, bas hogaya


Relative: And how much marks did you get?

Relative : Aur kitne marks aaye tumare ?


@dhaval241086 Everyone is corrupt @Insane_chorri @ROFL_India

@dhaval241086 sab mile hue hai ji @Insane_chorri @ROFL_India


#333 : I have peed in the SAC swimming pool several times after realizing that a lot of swimmers do it too.

#333 : I have peed in the SAC swimming pool several times after realizing that a lot of swimmers do it too ...


@VikrantShanbhag Hahah You said it right brother, my baby is very worried today, here get some joint.

@VikrantShanbhag hahah sahi bole bhai, mera babu bada pareshan hai aaj, le joint peele


.@kamaalrkhan You are such a naked person.

.@kamaalrkhan bahut hi nanga aadmi hai yaar tu


@The_Lie_Lama As in the Tiger has not run away, it is tired?

@The_Lie_Lama As in abhi Tiger baaghi nahi, woh thak gayi hai?


Please don't share wisdom here, keep your wisdom to yourself.

Krupya yahan gyan na baatein, apne gyan ko apne gyan mein daal de.


These Airtel people are talking about 4G, here Vodafone is not even getting 3G

Yeh Airtel wale 4G ki baat kar rahe hai, yahan Vodafone pe 3G bhi nahi aata.


From #Trump to Vin Diesel everyone wants #MandirWahinBanayenge #YogiRocks

#Trump se le kar Vin Diesel tak sab chahete hai ki #MandirWahinBanayenge #YogiRocks


In Islam, living is also a crime for other religions.

Islam mein jeena bhi haraam hai.... doosre kaum ka.


Try using it a bit brother, I will make it reasonable. Help in making the first transaction. https://twitter.com/ibnlive/status/686867821997850624

Thoda use to kar ke dekho bhai. Sahi price laga lenge. Boni kara dohttps://twitter.com/ibnlive/status/686867821997850624 …


Dhoni be like Manish Pandey was enough for Sri Lanka, why was I called? #INDvSL #RohitSharma #PVSindhu #dhoni #sleep #cricket

Dhoni be like Sri Lanka ke liye to manish pandey bhi kaafi tha mujhe kyu bulaya #INDvSL #RohitSharma #PVSindhu #dhoni #sleep #cricket


It is the limit mate, go home and sleep. Nation needs that you don't step out of your home. https://twitter.com/OfficeOfRG/status/694134050936766465

Hadd hai yaar, ghar jaakar so jao. Desh ko zaroorat hai ke aap ghar se baahar na nikle.https://twitter.com/OfficeOfRG/status/694134050936766465 …


@bhaisaabkoram They keep doing something to violent.

@bhaisaabkoram kuch na kuch karke violence karte rahte hai.


We are only concerned about the part of brother, who will wait for an year for the movie?

apne ko sirf bhai wale part se matlab hai, 1 saal kaun wait kare movie ka.


Situation has got so worse that Indian men are tagged as rapists.

situation itni buri ho gayi hai ki now indian men are tagged as rapists :(


And this year the filmfare award for best actor goes to Guddu!

aur iss saal filmfare award for best actor jata hai guddu ko .  .  .


Attention! I have bought the formula to call Salman Brother. Pay Rs 51 only and talk to Sallu brother. Take the dainty of Baba, only in Rs 51.

saaaaaavdhan salman bhai ko bulane ka formula laaya hoon... sirf 51 rupe do or sallu bhai se baat karo.. baba ka prasaad lo.. sirf 51 rupe


But I was got failed while doing socially productive work.

bt mai to fail hua tha socially useful productive work me :'(


@Purba_Ray Are monsoon also Shia and Sunni?

@Purba_Ray monsoon bhi shia aur sunni hote hain kya? :D


Everything is plotted to defame me.
@AskAllahdin

Sab mujhe badnaam karne ki saazish hai.
#AskAlllahdin


And I wonder why most of the guys here won't look at any girl in the eyes.

and i wonder why most of the guys here won't look at any girl in the eye  .  .  .  .


Look into her eyes , hold her hands and say, "  Baby I am sorry!"  that's going to solve everything.

luk into her eyes  .  .  hold her hands and say\  "  baby m srry\  "  that's gonna solve evrythin  .  .


And I thought I was the only one who did that, really a good one :)

and i thought i was the only one who did that .  .  .  really a good one :)


Love has entangled Rumi into her traps, he has written crazy things. https://twitter.com/Rumi_Quote/status/908610331387269120

Pyar ne apne chungal mein bechare Rumi ko bhi lapet liya, behki behki baatein likh dihttps://twitter.com/Rumi_Quote/status/908610331387269120 …


Cupcakes no? Do you understand what it is?


Soon to be heard in Mumbai local trains - Saw for the first time, Modi Sarkar in the eyes of beloved.

Soon to be heard in Mumbai local trains - Dekha hai pehli baar, Saajan ki aakhon mein Modi Sarkar.


@Integrated_me Yes ma'am, Could not gather the courage to speak to you straight about it.  @Ra_Bies @Being_Humor

@Integrated_me Yes ma'am, aap ko seedha bolne ki himmat nahi kar paya.   @Ra_Bies @Being_Humor


@Urban_Sanyaasi Nothing will come out of this place brother. You have understood this.

@Urban_Sanyaasi kuch nahi hona bhai yaha :'( ye samajh gaya hu


Kiran who does not have shakles in the feet #AAPtoBJP

kiran jiske pairon mein koi bedi nahi #AAPtoBJP


@RusticBihari Brother you will make my girlfriend hit me.

@RusticBihari bhai tu pitwaega mujhe meri gf se


@pktutu Does the business of news #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@pktutu Karta hai News ka Vyapaar #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


Brother two are married and children of two are somewhere unknown.

bhai 2 ki shaadi hogayi hai, aur do ke bachhe kahan hai uska pata nahi.


Tension not @airvistara They have a problem with everything.  https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/701757358167306240

Tension not @airvistara, inhe har achhi cheez se problem hai.https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/701757358167306240 …


Brother search for it, we will find one or two.

Bhai search karo ek aadha to mil jayega.


#ThingsYouShouldntSayAfterSex How much money?

#ThingsYouShouldntSayAfterSex Paise kitne hue ??


LOL

Sir nice joke. Tell one more https://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/769774766555144192

LOL

Sir mast joke.. Ek aur sunaohttps://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/769774766555144192 …


Abhi woh chair thodi Khaleesi lag rahi hai.


This is the right thing that you have spoken.


chalo km se km ab to pak ke patake use ho gae honge


Whatever happens, missing those 4 games! A lot of memories attached!

kuch bi ho .  .  .  .  even missing those 4 games  !  !  !  !  a lots memories attached  !  !  !  !  :d


@DefucktiveHumor Don't reveal such secrets.


Sharma is also Kohli in our abuses. #IndvsWI

Apni gali me to Sharma bhi Kohli hota hai. #IndvsWI


@mumbaiifreak Kyun mujhe topi pehna rahi ho?


Why are you making noise? Now Deputy CM can also do #MannKiBaat

Arey kyu shor machaa rhe ho .. Ab Deputy CM bhi to #MannKiBaat kar sakte hai


@LOLendraSingh Brother seriously or you are kidding?

@LOLendraSingh bhai seriously hota ya bas bolra


You were supposed to call me 20 years back.

call tumhara aane wala tha 20 saal pehle.


@Integrated_me Great! What else is needed in the life?

@Integrated_me Sahi! Aur kya chahiye life mein?


How much you request Guddu, still no reply. If a girl writes something, there will be a fast reply. Very unjust.

jitni request dalo guddu ka no reply .  .  . abhi koi ladki kuch likhe to guddu phatak se reply denge .  .  . bahot na insafi


Nation's youth is wide awake, but with a hangover.

Desh ka YUVA jaag chuka hai, magar hangover ke saath.


"Do not be dependent on God, what if God is dependent on us." - Manjhi proving that faith in fact, cannot move mountains.

"Bhagwan ke bharose mat baithiye, kya pata bhagwan hamare bharose baitha ho." - Manjhi proving that faith in fact, cannot move mountains


BKL this is not my picture. Don't be too happy.

BKL meri pic nahi hai ye.. Zyada khush mat ho


@BinaKaheLunga @Nirmalogy Bring some more boys. @DiaQuery He won't understand this way.

@BinaKaheLunga @Nirmalogy aur launde lekar aao yeh @DiaQuery aise nahi manega


Defames without information

 #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

Badnaam kare bina khabar

 #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar


@KShisodia Ok, love is freindship. If she can't be my good freind, how can she be my love and all that jazz. Ok?

@KShisodia OK, pyar dosti hai. Agar woh meri achhi dost nahi ho sakti toh pyar kaise ho sakta hai and all that jazz. Ok? :-*


Here people are looking for their lost love and you are concerned with your lost book? Where is the tolerance?

yahan log khoya pyar dhundne mein lage hai, tumhe khoye book ki padi hai? Where is tolerance?


@SritikaDhar Wow! I liked your voice of heart, make me listen some more!?

@SritikaDhar Waah! Achhi lagi Mann ki awaaz tumhari, thoda aur kuch sunao!?


She has blocked 2 lakh people since morning.  @MasalaBaipic.twitter.com/BgE2oGgjH6

2 Lakh logo ko subah se block kar chuki hai @MasalaBaipic.twitter.com/BgE2oGgjH6


@LoKarDi_RT Hey you got married, right? Why have you come back?

@LoKarDi_RT arre teri shaadi hogayi thi na. Tu wapas kyu aagayi?


@gujarati_chori WHAT? Where were you fragile girl?

@gujarati_chori WHAAAAAT ? Kidhar thi tu naajuk kali ?


@clued_up_chic  Tell me straight to my face that you miss me.

@clued_up_chic seedhe bolo na aapko hamari yaad aa rahi hai


So much that even logic's fuse blew. https://twitter.com/EllenBarryNYT/status/791836788771786752

So much burn that logic ka fuse bhi udd gaya.https://twitter.com/EllenBarryNYT/status/791836788771786752 …


@vikaspgoel @GappistanRadio Sir, it is Mumbai's rule. Step out on time, else, you will be spending your life in the traffic.

@vikaspgoel @GappistanRadio Sir Mumbai ka niyam hai. Time se niklo warna jeevan traffic main nikal jayega.


Now tell me which religion objects Yoga? https://twitter.com/News18Hindi/status/611882519265329152

Ab batao kaunse dharm ko dikkat hai Yoga sehttps://twitter.com/News18Hindi/status/611882519265329152 …


Ahmad stop dreaming in the day.
https://twitter.com/ahmaddinshareef/status/809366595919376384

Ahmad Din mein sapne dekhna chhod do
https://twitter.com/ahmaddinshareef/status/809366595919376384 …


@adrashyababa Baba I saw your timeline. You have had flirt with all the girls of Twitter @abhishekprsnl

@adrashyababa Baba tumhari TL dekhi maine.. Twitter ki saari ladkiyo se flirt kar rakha hai aapne  @abhishekprsnl


Mustafizur Rahman is an another level bowler. He is in the league of McGrath & Akram. #LegendInMaking #NZvsBan #IndvsAus

Mustafizur Rahman is an another level bowler . He is in the league of McGrath & Akram . #LegendInMaking #NZvsBan #IndvsAus


#270 : I need some IITian freinds , I don't mind boys or girls . If interested add me at this email ID : kaaqib@yahoo.in

#270 : I need some IITian frnds , I don't mind boys or girls . If interested add me at this email ID : kaaqib@yahoo.in


@Being_Humor @Ra_Bies Tese days, even truck drivers do not carry. Business was good earlier.

@Being_Humor @Ra_Bies aajkal truck driver bhi nahi leke jaate,pehle dhandaa achha tha


Guddu's father watches a lot of Hollywood movies.

guddu ke father sahab hollywood movies bohot dekhte hain .  :p


Yes this is true. They are not able to be anti-national and communal like us. https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/857544106045841410

Haan ye sach hai, unse na hoga tum jaisa anti-national aur communal hona.https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/857544106045841410 …


@LoKarloUnfollow jaane nahi denge tujhe.....


@Champ_Nikk Lalu and Nitesh's pride has broken. #GoodByeNitishKumar

@Champ_Nikk tut gaya lalu aur Nitish ka Ahankaar #GoodByeNitishKumar


@TanuLuvShreya @HudaKhan_ @Wajiha_SG It's my picture only.

@TanuLuvShreya @HudaKhan_ @Wajiha_SG meri hi pic hai


Brother Congratulations on your marriage!


It's a great satire on today's education system of India.

its a great satire on today's education system of india .  .  .


Only those who supported in the fight, will get the RT #JanhitMeJaari

Jo ladai me saath tha.. Ab se RT bhi usi ko milegi #JanhitMeJaari


@Ra_Ts0624 I don't know. I have blocked.

@Ra_Ts0624 pata nahi. Mene block maar diya


@MehakTweets_ Nothing will happen even if you go, it is too late.

@MehakTweets_ kuch nhi hoga jaagne se .. its too late ðŸ˜


@Humor_Donor Seems like there is a need for a hashtag for you.

@Humor_Donor lagta hai tum par bhi ek hashtag chalana padega :D


Working on a Sunday, to earn a few pennies, people compromise with thier happiness.

Working on a Sunday, chand rupye kamaane ke liye insaan apni khushiyon ka bhi sauda kar leta hai.


he is telling his own story and has given it to someone else. a liar!

ye apni kahni suna rha h aur bna kisi aur ki di . . . huuuu jhuta kahin ka


@someUSER not with unlversity , but my first game for team nevada is on november 9th , as long as california doesn't cancel .

@someUSER not with unlv , but my first game for team nevada is november 9th , as long as california doesn't cancel .


champu you could have become a journalist

Champu tum achhe patrakar ban sakte ho :D


@ek_samosa_dena see this, see this moron!


@Sharanyashettyy fish chicken horse elephant sharanya eats all animals @BihariTweeter

@Sharanyashettyy
Fish chicken ghoda haathi
Sharanya khati saare jaanwar jee bhar #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar
@BihariTweeter


Bhoot se zyada dar to Monday se lagta hai.


haha...it is correct...whenever i pass through the staff room i can smell samosa

hahahhah . . . . . sahi hai . . . jab bhi staff room ke samne se gujrte the to samose ki hi khusbu ati thi . . . .


there is only one god, and his name is work. and there is only one thing we say to work

there is only one god , and his name is work . and there is only one thing we say to work : \ " not today


lucknow mein sahi mein jain book depot hi jaata hai :d :d


pakistanis won't we able to use firecrackers today

Pakistan waley aaj bhi phatakey nahi phor paengay ???


@abhi_bol brother, please watch less porn


rare 300kg meteorite discovered in poland ,biggest in eastern europe and may provide clues about earth's core

rare , 300kg meteorite discovered in poland , biggest in eastern europe and may provide clues about earth's core: http/URL


@YouTube what did you show me? you will get a curse

@YouTube ye kya dikha diya? Shraap chadega tum par


we would be able to say to our future generations that we survived #Demonetization and #GST for them.

Aane wali generations ko hum keh sakte hain humne unke liye #Demonetization n #GST jaisi cheezon ko jhela..


i'll make my bid for the adidas predator tomorrow godwilling . . .


@nima19497 come back after watching the 12 o'clock show rightnow.. #KapoorAndSons it is an awesome movie, babe .. #love

@nima19497 abhi aaj 12 wala show dekh kar aa .. #KapoorAndSons Awesome movie babes .. #love


@balliawalebaba we are more worse than you... moto e

@balliawalebaba hum to aapse bhi gaye guzre hai.. Moto E


the way pakistan handled this match after a lot of struggle, it seemed as if it is not a cricket match, but thier economy. #Respect #PAKvSL

Aaj jaise gir pad kar pakistan ne innings sambhaali hai, aisa lag raha tha cricket match nahi unki desh ki economy ho. #Respect #PAKvSL


@Evangelic_Sanzu if you dip the biscuit in tne tea, it will become sweet, that's why...

@Evangelic_Sanzu Ni lool biscuit dalne se chay Sweet ho Jayegi ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚Isliye ðŸ˜’ðŸ˜’ðŸ˜³ðŸ˜‚


dishonoured is awesome ! not quite sure where to rank it . journey and walking dead are first and second . i think it's fourth behind mass effect 3 .

dishonoured is awesome ! not quite sure where to rank it . journey and walking dead are one and two . i think it's 4th behind mass effect 3 .


now people will get phd research done on this joke with 2 rt. are these the good days? https://twitter.com/DiaQuery/status/651779222164238336

Ab log 2 RT ke joke ke liye bhi PHD ki research karwa denge. Kya yahi hain acche dinhttps://twitter.com/DiaQuery/status/651779222164238336 …


what a news! come back till 9 in the night. it would be better if you could come back early. it was nice seeing you here

Kya baat hai! Raat mein 9 baje tak aajana. Jaldi aao to zyada behtar.
Aur yahan dekh kar khushi huwi


@gurmeetramrahim you left me, my love,after meeting eyes and stealing my heart, i told you that listen, i will come with you, #blockbustermsg #mustwatchmsg

@gurmeetramrahim nain milake dil chura ke chal deye more sanam , humne kha o sun lo jra chlenge sath tore hum , #blockbustermsg #mustwatchmsg


jaadugar ka jaadu . . . hatho ka kamaal h . . :p


#wahMeraIndia here #DelhiPollution is making people's life hard and noone did something but people came out on road to protest against #Padmavati release

#wahMeraIndia yahan #DelhiPollution se logo ka jeena muskil hai kisi ne kuch nahi kiya par #Padmavati release ke against log road par nikal aayein hain


"how much for one pakistani actor and 2 singers? put the right price.i am a regular customer. " - mahesh bhatt to raj thakrey

"1 Pakistani actor aur 2 singers ka kitna? Sahi daam laga lo. Hum toh regular customer hain" ~ Mahesh Bhatt to Raj Thakrey


in 50 days, corruption has reduced due to #Notebandi the same way girls became fair by using fair and lovely in 30 days.

#Notebandi se 50 dino main corruption wese he khatam hua hain " jese fair & lovely se 30 dino main ladkiya Gori Ho Jaati Hai


@Atheist_Krishna it is good if we do not talk about promotions that create activity in the morning and day and night

@Atheist_Krishna Subah shaam din raat activity pellne wale promotion ki baate na hi kare to achcha hai :D


the sweetest confession i have read so far !

The sweetest confession I have read so far ! :)


@MeetUunngLee if wife takes all the money from my pocket, I am obviously going to be poor.. you will have to get me drinks @AdvancedMaushi

@MeetUunngLee ab biwi jeb se paise nikaal legi.. To poor ho hi jaunga.. Daru to tujhe hi pilani padegi @AdvancedMaushi


free free those who hope to get everything free, beggar-minded, vote kejrival

free free . sab kuch free paane ki aas rakhne vale , bhikhari soch vale , khujlival ko hi vote de


can anyone tell me how to see the results of rechecking

yrr koi btaega ki rechecking ka result kaise dekhu . .


"brother, can you give me a dozen fruits" which one? patience's, i have heard that it is very sweet.

"Bhai Sahab ek dozen phal dena"
Kaunsa wala?
Sabar ka, suna hai meetha hota hai


why @JhaSanjay do you always say modi modi..sometimes, try to glimpse into pappu's works...it smells bad pic.twitter.com/CuEFdC5MTj

Kya @JhaSanjay hamesha Modi Modi karte rehte ho.. Kabhi Pappu ki girebaan me bhi jhanko.. Kitni badboo aati haipic.twitter.com/CuEFdC5MTj


the match is a far off thing, pakistan has not evev won a toss yet, how is it going to win the match. proud to be indian #WorldCup2015

Match toh dur ki baat hai pakistan nai abhi tak toss bhi nhi jita toh match kya khak jitenge ... ðŸ˜ŽðŸ˜ŽðŸ˜ŽðŸ˜Žproud to be indian #WorldCup2015


@rashmiverma aap banao to mujhe invite karna :)


there should be a limit. how can some girls be so dumb?

hadd hai yaar kuch gals itni dumb kyu hoti .


with a lot of intelligence, the bowl is being cleverly done with another one beats the dust. # IndvsPak

Bahut hi budhumani ke sath , chaturayi ke sath bowl Kari ja rahi haiAnother one bites the dust . #IndvsPak :)


what madness is this....running away from your home is not a solution...be brave...and tell the truth to everyone

kya pagalpanti hai . . . ghar se bhag jana kisi problem ka solution nahi hai . . . be brave yaar . . . aur sach bata de sabi ko .


teacher has gone mad, he will fail everyone

mastarwa pagla gaya hai sala sabko fail karwaega !


"it's ok to roam around but have you thought of the future?" pic.twitter.com/iJmnbGbLdG

"Yeh ghumna firna toh theek hai lekin future ke baare main kya socha hai?"pic.twitter.com/iJmnbGbLdG


do you want to become like the neighbourer?


happy eid(eid mubarak to bajarangi bahijaan )

happy eid(eid mubarak ho bajarangi bahijaan )


@indiantweeter Arrey wah! Kya baat hai Ankit.


@PagluPiggu aaj @Atheist_Krishna is hearing cuss words from the morning @balliawalebaba

@PagluPiggu aaj @Atheist_Krishna subah se gaaliya sun raha hai @balliawalebaba


@MeetUunngLee we have a short life and a shorter youth than that. Till the youth is in passion haah haah haah

@MeetUunngLee ek toh kam zindagani, usse bhi kam hai jawaani. Jab tak josh mein jawaaaneee haaah haaah haah


yes man, leave it. i have now learned not to spoil my mouth. have to drink in the evening

haan yaar, chhod de. Maine ab seekh liya hai ke apna muh nahi kharab karte. Apne ko peeni hai shaam mein B-)


get him up and take him to the haveli pic.twitter.com/fZ9sHrHzTf

Isko utha ke haveli par leke aaopic.twitter.com/fZ9sHrHzTf


do you take money for bad movies like dil hai pagal hai or you do it for free? #AskSrk @iamsrk

Dil To Pagal hai jaisi ghatiya movies ke liye bhi aap paise lete ho ya free me karte ho ? #AskSrk @iamsrk


@Dhoniobesessed @KohliForLife @DhonixFaithful yes, all of you come by evening today

@Dhoniobesessed @KohliForLife @DhonixFaithful Yesss aaj evening sab aajanaðŸ˜


who else is excited to see the boys on startalk tomorrow ? ? ?


aap is headed by a negative personality arvind is fit as opposition leader . that will be nice for delhi .

aap headed by a negative personality arwind fit as opposition leader . that will be nice fr delhi .


@scratchysingh please make mine with shraddha kapoor

@scratchysingh mera shraddha kapoor ke saath banao na :'(


brilliant ! she said it all ! barkha dutt speech at the telegraph national debate https://t.co/rMUhkssJJn

Brilliant ! She said it all ! Barkha Dutt Speech at The Telegraph National Debate https://t.co/rMUhkssJJn


fake currency, terrorism and corruption; all were going to end by #notebandi? why didn't it end? do you have guts to ask this question, sir?

Fake currency " aatankvad " corruption San khatam honai wala tha #notebandi sa ? Kyo n hua ? Sawal puchna ki himmat hai sir ?


@nainkatary half of your face has made you such a philosopher, it is not good to see the whole face now.

@nainkatary tumhari aadhi shakal ne aise philosopher bana diya hai, achha hai poori shakal nahi dekhi ab tak.


if you are single even after taking #jio sim...

Agar #jio sim lene k baad bhi single ho ...


this movie is kuch kuch hota hai. #FirstBollywood https://t.co/VdCe7ePsq3

This movie is KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI . #FirstBollywood https://t.co/VdCe7ePsq3


@abhijeetsinger sir if it is crime to sleep on footpath then it is also a crime to have a hair transplant. #SalmanGuilty

@abhijeetsinger sir agar footpath pe sona crime hai toh hair transplant bhi crime hai . #SalmanGuilty


anna also joined aap. there is no honesty left. everyone wants to earn money by entering politics...anna also joined these kind of people

ana bhi aap me samil hogeya . imandari koi nanhi sab politics me entry marke lutna chahate hai . an isme ana bhi samil hogeye .


is it true that those who have had #JIO recharge done before, they will also receive 75 rs cashback?

s TRUE Jo Phele Recharge Kar Chuke Hai #JIO Ka Unko Bhi 75 Rs 0 Cash Back Milega ???


other than lemon tea and lemonade, coke and pepsi are my 2nd favorites . as unhealthy they are , i can't/won't stop drinking them , they're just so good.

other than lemon tea&lemonade . coke &pepsi are my 2nd favorites . as unhealthy they are , i cant/wont stop drinking them , they're just so good


@dhaval241086 iron only cuts iron .. not wood @BJP4India @M_Lekhi

@dhaval241086 loha hi lohe to kaattaa hai.. Lakdi nahi @BJP4India @M_Lekhi


i'll be giving 2 presentations at the center for photographic art in carmel , california on saturday . 11/3 #photography

i'll be giving 2 presentations @ the center for photographic art in carmel , ca on sat . 11/3 http/URL #photography


if you had to scold kachhua sir, why did you send guddu to take the chalk ?

kachhua sir ko daantna hi tha to guddu ko kyu bheja chalk laane ko . .


@RegaJha ugly jha bore mat karo.. Maha bekar joke hai

@RegaJha Ugly Jha bore mat karo.. Maha bekar joke hai


jo boy sex tak pahuch jae wo pyar nahi kar sakta . . .


reporter: what is the size of tanmay bhat's waist? rahul: pic.twitter.com/BT0L2mP8vb

Reporter: Sir Tanmay Bhatt ki kamar ka size ?
Rahul:pic.twitter.com/BT0L2mP8vb


@Alllahdin @premlata_rai not at all, has anyone got guts to? she will throw momo's at us, and that too tibetian ones

@Alllahdin @premlata_rai bilkul bhi nahi, majaal hai kisiko? Momo's phenk kar maaregi woh bhi Tibetian wale


our bajaj...you made me emotional as i started remembering my old scooter

hamara bajaj . . . . . senti kar diya bhai tune purane scooter ki yaad aa gayi . . . . .


i have a fake leg. i was a very big hockey player, one day uday bhai got angry with me .. with my hockey stick ...

Meri ek taang nakli hai main Hockey ka Bahut bada Khiladi tha, Ek Din meri kisi baat se Uday bhai ko gussa aaya.. Meri hi hockey stick se...


@BhaiyyajiClub the girl has very strong acting skills .. i have become a fan.

@BhaiyyajiClub bohot zordaar acting hai bachchi ne.. Mein to fan ho gaya hu


the echo of the slogans raised in the theater showed me the views of sachkahnd.

Naare ki gunj ne theatres meun sachkhand le nazare dikha diye . It was ossum feeling #MustWatchMSG


@Sweetsinghe madam this is twitter .. not salman bhai's movie which cares about the audience :) @witchbitchygal

@ShwetaSinghe madam ye twitter hai.. Salman Bhai ki movie nahi jo audience ki parwah kare hum :) @witchybitchygal


rt @2012_guha : @Iamharry007 @MSdhoni_7781 this is your frustration, brother ! in your country when imran, wasim used to play did you said it was fast pitch?

RT @2012_guha : @Iamharry007 @MSdhoni_7781 Yeh aap ki frustration hai bhai ! Aap ki country me jab Imran , Wasim bhai the tab aap kya fast pitchâ€¦


@indiantweeter @Dishasatra what are you laughing about? you look like this, put your eyes and mouth on it

@indiantweeter @Dishasatra tu kya has raha hai be? You look like this, iss par teri aankhein aur muh laga lepic.twitter.com/zesbQcp5t3


@Lucid_Luck do it today instead of doing it tomorrow. and do do it right now if you are doing it today.

@Lucid_Luck Kal kare so aaj kare. Aaj kare so ab.


) Ani baher padu nakos gharachya. Vitalshil.

@HaPpy_WaLi_DD Tu mala vachvayla yavis mhanun.


meri aankho me b aansu aa gye haste haste . . lol ! ! !


man this might not have even that much space

yaar itna to isme space bhi nai hota hoga . . .


nfl commissioner roger goodell says he may cancel the pro bowl. would you care if there was no pro bowl ?

nfl commissioner roger goodell says he may cancel the pro bowl: http/URL would you care if there was no pro bowl ?


greeting kobe is too mainstream ! so i'll just greet jeremy lin , happy 24th birthday jlin @someUSER :))))

greeting kobe is to mainstream ! so i'll just greet jeremy lin , happy 24th birthday jlin @someUSER :))))


@KyaUkhaadLega sister....only my milkman calls me pagli... i am youngone for you

@KyaUkhaadLega Didi.. pagli mujhe sirf mera doodhwala bolta hai.. Aap ke liye to me chhoti hu


@Gurmeetramrahim thankyou papaji! thankyou so much for best wishes#MSGmissionHumanity

@Gurmeetramrahim thanku papa ji best wishij k liy thanku so much #MSGmissionHumanity


aur head sir ki burayi kaun karega . . ? ? :p


@blaZe__aXle @vigneshmvicky71 just like bhikiee .. does bhinit sounds good to you?

@blaZe__aXle @vigneshmvicky71 just like bhikiee .. bhinit sound accha kr raha hai kya ??? :p


@klpe it takes money even to buy an insurance

@klpe insurance lene ke liye bhi paise lagte hai


interview on vow from tomorrow morning . . . do tune in and hear the kid out ! @someUSER @someUSER

interview on vow fm tomorrow morning . . . do tune in and hear the kid out ! ! ! cc @someUSER @someUSER


guddu mast tarike se bahar udd k agaya .


thought i would try the black glasses look . . . . i may need the malcolm x joints though!

thought i would try the black glasses look . . . . i may need the malcolm x joints tho' http/URL


@RamgarhKaJai : is office even a place to work? nope . stable is better . let's go there .

â€œ @RamgarhKaJai : Office bhi koi kaam karne ki jagah hai bhala ? â€ Nahi . Tabela is better . Chalo waha chale .


sidhu on abdul qadir's bowling action : did we came here to see you dance? epic ! #IndvsPak

Sidhu on Abdul Qadir's Bowling Action : Hum yaha tera mujra dekhne aaye hain ? Epic ! #IndvsPak


@tweeting_pal if i get you, i will stop tweeting

@tweeting_pal Agar tum mil jaao.. Tweeting chhod denge hum


late halloween party next saturday and i am going as thriller michael jackson. is it too controversial to hold a baby doll though ?

late halloween party next saturday & going as thriller michael jackson , is it to controversial to hold a baby doll too ?


tomorrow is the last day for early voting here in nevada , if you haven't already go vote ! ! dont wait till tuesday . to do so . . .

tomorrow is the last day for early voting here in nevada , if you havent already go vote ! ! dont wait til tues . to do so . . .


by god's grace.....how koot, i mean cute it is...

(*_*) haaye daiyyyaa . . . . kitna koot arthaat cute hai :d :d :d


@someUSER lmfao alright u got me there . good job parker and the spurs , see you all on january 9th . if i get an extra ticket to that game, you are going

@someUSER lmfao alright u got me there . good job parker and the spurs , see y'all jan 9th . if i get an extra ticket to that game ur goin


that was absolutely brilliant... story of every home

that was absolutely brilliant . ghar ghar ka kahani . . . . :)


@Lagharvaghar here, navratri ends tomorrow

@Lagharvaghar ahya kale pate chhe navratri


you can't sustain even a single failure. good to see you cry #mokamokamthokathoka

tm loogoun se aik haar bardash nhe hoti . good to see you cry , #mokamokamthokathoka


earlier: don't be like your dad
Now: don't say anything to kashmiriyat

Earlier: BAAP PE MAT JANA
Now: KASHMIRIYAT KO KUCHH NAHI KEHNA


yes @MaiHunSatish, yes i am loving @witchybitchygal

Haan @MaiHunSatish haan mein pyaar karta hu @witchybitchygal


@hariompainter that is why @twinitisha might have blocked you, you are very annoying

@hariompainter isiliye hi tujhe @twinitisha ne block kiya hoga, bahot zyada dimaag khaate ho bhai aap


salman sir, the day has passed and you haven't come yet

salman sir sara din guzar gaya aap aa he nai :(


poor people's angelina jolie @radhika_apte

garibon ki Angelina Jolie hai @radhika_apte


peace to you and congrats on jumma, sallu darling

Aslam alekum jumma Mubarak ho sallu Darling...


brother come sometime, i will teach you https://twitter.com/gautamverma23/media …

bhai aao kabhi, mai sikhata hu :P
https://twitter.com/gautamverma23/media …


@Miss_Ankiita it would be very enjoyable


frastu singh - the biggest supporter of rahul gandhi reacting on modi becoming bjp prime-ministerial candidate http://t.co/H65r70BqXJ

frastu singh - the Biggest Supporter of Rahul Gandhi reacting on Modi becoming BJP prime-ministerial candidate http://t.co/H65r70BqXJ


when 2g, coal, cwg, nh, adarsh scams happened mms sir were silent. if you had done something, noteban wouldn't been necessary

2G " coal " CWG " NH " adarsh " Jab Scam Ho rahe the Tab MMS Ji Silent the " ager Khud Kuch kia hota Note Ban Ki Zaroorat Na hoti...


namo would save not only delhi, he would save the entire country, moron newspapers

delhi kya desh ko bachayenge namo , gadhele akhbaar


@Lucky_Reyy it's true that i ate round gourds for the first time. it was super delicious

@Lucky_Reyy yar sai baat hai kal pehli dfa teenday khaye . Bara he mza aya


maya rudolph performs prince songs at brooklyn bowl this thursday night 9/20 , backed by the roots ! http/URL


what have you made of yourself? why ain't you taking abything?

Ye kya haal banaye rakha hai? Kuch lete kyun nahi?


how much fake journalism will you do @ndtv? atleast leave the sports section aside, or are you getting money for writing wrong news in this too? #fraud

kitna fake journalism karoge @ndtv ?? kam se kam sports ko to chor do ya isme bhi paisa milta hai galat likne pe ?? #fraud


my both hands are in ghee. if my mother scolds me, my father gives me the money and if my father scolds me, my mother gives me the money.

apne toh dono haath ghee mei hain . . papa daante toh mummy chupke se paise de deti hai aur mummy daate toh papa . . ^_^


@coolfunnytshirt man, there is scarcity of water in delhi. please stop wasting it. kejriwal will file a case on you.

@coolfunnytshirt Yaar paani ki kami hai Dilli mein aise waste na karo, Kejru case thokega tum par!


@Barbiedawra @Rinkkyy hi dear #MahaShivratri enjoy ur day. yes i also said that rinku tweeted after a lot of days.

@Barbiedawra @Rinkkyy hiii dear #MahaShivratri enjoy ur day yssss same mene bhi kaha rinkuu ne bahot din baaad tweet kiya hamko


changed the channel !! watching chhota bheem in pogo !!! #IndvsSA

Changed the channel !! Watching Chhota Bheem in Pogo !!! #IndvsSA


google+ hangout with : october 27th ! 2pm pacific / 5pm eastern via #askllcoolj #llcooljhangout #kpoptv #2pm

google+ hangout with : october 27th ! 2pm pacific / 5pm eastern via #askllcoolj #llcooljhangout http/URL #kpoptv #2pm


centre suffering from 'policy paralysis' , alleges jayalalithaa: jayalalithaa on tuesday charged the upa government ... #news

centre suffering from 'policy paralysis' , alleges jayalalithaa: jayalalithaa on tuesday charged the upa go . . . http/URL #news


i am your big fan, sir. you have to reply to me once

Me aapki bhut badi fen hnu sar.aap aek baar muje bhi kuch riply karna.p


@tweetruna i am fine @tweetria does everyone's name in the house start with 'r'?

@tweetruna i iz f9 @tweetria ghar mein sab ke naam 'R' se shuru hote hai kya?


how much reward has the government put on our head?

kitna inaam rakhi hai sarkaar ne hamre sar par?


perfect example brother , i don't know how but at these moments natural acting comes out , and important is that every time new excuses were in the mind...!

perfect example bhai , don't know how but at these moments natural acting comes out , and important is that har baar naye bahane dimag me hote the . . . . . ! ! :p


fitoor official trailer - aditya roy kapur - katrina kaif - tabu https://t.co/IEUVdGFvYN

Fitoor Official Trailer - Aditya Roy Kapur - Katrina Kaif - Tabu https://t.co/IEUVdGFvYN


amazing concert tonight with jim white and the tcu jazz ensemble/faculty jazz combo ! don't miss tomorrow night . . . http/URL


r: mother, bournvita is not left. s:you removed congress from the whole country. what is bournvita compared to that? pic.twitter.com/CzSIPittg5

R: Mummy ghar me Bournvita khatam ho gaya hai
S: Tune iss desh se poori Congress khatam karwa di..B'vita kya chiz haipic.twitter.com/CzSIPittg5


@sagarcasm haha this is the time for gamble. now either this side or that side. After the league stage, everyone will get equal substitutes again.

@sagarcasm haha yahi time hai gamble ka. Ab ya to is par ya us par. League stage ke baad sabko fir se barabar subs milenge.


some shocking statistics https://twitter.com/9xmHaqSe/status/664755315645112320 …

Ye kuch chaunka dene wale aankdehttps://twitter.com/9xmHaqSe/status/664755315645112320 …


friends ... there is no destination nor any place to stay. still got out of the house...maybe the one i am looking for is sleeping on the sidewalks...

Doston... na koi manzil hai no koi thikaana
Phir bhi nikal pada hu gahr se... shayad jiski talaash hai
woh footpath pe soye ho...


get rishabh pant https://twitter.com/ESPNcricinfo/status/801269455011467264 …

Get Rishabh Pant yaarhttps://twitter.com/ESPNcricinfo/status/801269455011467264 …


"you must be very happy today" - brad pitt to jennifer anniston
#Brangelina

"Khush toh bahot hoge aaj tum haaye" - Brad Pitt to Jennifer Anniston
#Brangelina


lol. man, give me quarter kilo boneless wife of farooq bhai

LOL. Bhaiya paav kilo boneless farooq bhai ki biwi dena.


@BloodyKamina this is a great site http://muhmelele.com

@BloodyKamina ek mast site hai http://muhmelele.com


@iamGunjanGrunge brother, if you feed me with love

@iamGunjanGrunge Bhai jo tu pyaar se khilaaye


in #Hariyaana 5 rapes happened in 5 days and the state government is busy in banning a fiction film !

#Hariyaana Me 5 Din me 5 Rape Ho Rahe Hai Aur Iss State Ki Government Ek Kalpanik Film Ko Ban Karne Me Lagi Hui Hai .... !


@dhaval241086 he is satya prakash chaubey aka desbandhu !! @Atheist_Krishna

@dhaval241086 Ye to Satya Prakash Chaubey ji hai aka DESBANDHU !! @Atheist_Krishna


@WoRahaChand not a don....i am an american

@WoRahaChand Don nahi ... Saali American hoonðŸ˜ŒðŸ˜ŽðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‰


sir @jhasanjay this is infidelity. here rahulji went on vacations, and you forgot him and started doing roger-roger.

Sir @jhasanjay ye bewafai hai. Rahul ji vacations par kya chale gaye aap unhe bhoolkar Roger-Roger karne lage.


@UdaasPriest it means, you will not like anything until the dirt of the people is brought together?

@UdaasPriest Matlab logon ki gandagi jab tak saath na le aaye tab tak tujhe kuch pasand nahi aayega?


in the last semi finals, my dad ate all the mango papad due to the same reason. aam papad is like a good luck for the team.

last semi finals mein mere dad same bahane se saara aam papad kha gaye . . aam papad is good luck for team :p


@KyaUkhaadLega @Being_Humor girls have different kinds of tantrums here

@KyaUkhaadLega @Being_Humor ladkiyon ke toh alag chochle hai yahan


i saw katie price was at the haye / chisora fight. now she's going to be at the olympic boxing training venue on saturday ,sparring !

i saw katie price was at the haye / chisora fight-now she's going to be @ the olympic boxing training venue on saturday - sparring ! !


brother, your original tweet. now delete and say i did not do it. https://twitter.com/kamaalrkhan/status/715039750873284608 … @itsSSR

le bhai tera original tweet. Ab delete kar de aur bol de maine kiya hi nahi. https://twitter.com/kamaalrkhan/status/715039750873284608 … @itsSSR


@Fussy_Ca even i want to blow it @angryoungwoman

@Fussy_Ca mujhe bhi fookna hai @angryoungwoman


@bizzarebhide bhai ye pehle ho chuka hai.


rt @SriSri : you can recognize shiva wherever there is truth , benevolence , beauty , innocence & knowledge .#Mahashivratri

RT @SriSri : You can recognize Shiva wherever there is truth , benevolence , beauty , innocence & knowledge . ( 2 ) #Mahashivratri


new posters put on #JNU to liberate kashmir. should we tolerate this #FreedomofSpeech of this freedom brigade?

#JNU par lagaye gaye naye poster Kashmir ki azadi k liye. Kya is azadi brigade ki is #FreedomofSpeech ko hame bardast karna chahiye?


dear congis, don't you see 13! because yuvraj is not even worth watching: D
rt @HasibaAmin dear sanghis, you watch 13!

Dear Congis, Tu 13 mat dekh! Kyuki Yuvraj to dekhne layak bhi nahi :D

RT @HasibaAmin Dear Sanghis, Tu 13 dekh!


@balliawalebaba change required change of pace

@balliawalebaba gati me parivartan zaroori


look here they are… drops of mist…hu hu hu https://twitter.com/ashutosh83B/status/735395217306570752 …

Dekho inhe ye hai... auns ki boondein... hu hu huhttps://twitter.com/ashutosh83B/status/735395217306570752 …


@Ra_Bies it will require 4-5...it's so large


" @IndiaToday : #BudgetBT Printing of Budget document begins with ' Halwa ' ceremony . http://t.co/knYuyDHBul " great!

" @IndiaToday : #BudgetBT Printing of Budget document begins with ' Halwa ' ceremony . http://t.co/knYuyDHBul " oye balle !


if you all permit, can i come after taking a bath?

Tum log ki izazat ho to zara naha ke aa jau ??


@SwaggerBanno are their varieties in love? if yours is simple one, i want a spicy one :P

@SwaggerBanno varieties hote hai kya pyar mein? Tumhara sada wala hai toh mujhe masala wala chahiye :-P


clash with salman khan's sultan is suicide | via @indiacom https://t.co/4Cm7nZQG8E great

Clash with Salman Khans Sultan is suicide | via @indiacom https://t.co/4Cm7nZQG8E Je baat


hehe, it seems as if guddu's mummy also became student of iin university

hehe guddu ki mummy b iin university ki student ho gayin lagta h . .


friday faking release: ghayal (*ing shashak manohar, rajiv shukla, anurag thakur ) http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2016/04/friday-faking-release-ghayal-ing-shashak-manohar-rajiv-shukla-anurag-thakur/ …

Friday Faking Release: Ghayal (*ing Shashak Manohar, Rajiv Shukla, Anurag Thakur )http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2016/04/friday-faking-release-ghayal-ing-shashak-manohar-rajiv-shukla-anurag-thakur/ …


@iamGunjanGrunge iski poori pic bhi hai..


agli baar wapas aaya paise mangne to yehi maa belan se bhi marti hai ! ! :d


forget #Notebandi, forget #GST and forget badhali because today it is diwali....wish you all happy diwali...

Bhool jao #Notebandi " bhool jao #GST aur Bhool jao Badhali kyoki aaaj hain Diwali ..Wish u all happy diwali ..


"i am yamraj. i have come here to take you."
sbi employee: what's the time right now?
yamraj: 2:05 pm
sbi employee: it's lunch time...come afterwards

"Mein yamraj hu..Tumhe lene aaya hu.."
SBI Employee: Abhi time kitna hua hai..
Yamraj: 2.05 PM
SBI Employee: Lunch ka time hai..Baad me aana


"i can see anything but tear in your eyes" two girls one cup?

"Main kuch bhi dekh sakta hun bas teri ankhon main aansoo nahi"

Two girls one cup?


big words, fixing the economy, worsening the economy, putting conditions, then running away from the thin lane

badi badi baatein , allegations lgaate , economy ki haalat khrab krte , conditions lgaate , fir patli gali se bhaag jaate


you are tweeting to trend it at 2 am in the night.....

Raat ke do baje ye trend karne ke liye tweet Kar rahe ho ..... # _ _


sir, the sting operation you guys do will also come in #RightToPrivacy?

Sir aap log jo sting operation karte hai wo bhi #RightToPrivacy me aayega kya ?


@chatpatidiary haha! poor thing, where do you find such girls nowadays?

@chatpatidiary haha! Bechari hai, kahan milti hai aisi ladkiyan aajkal?


@tweekrant i am using iphone for 5 years

@tweekrant 5 saal se iPhone use kar raha hu.


you brother are speaking too much .. till this day, have you ever gone to a government hospital in life? https://twitter.com/Pawankhera/status/618995371444948992 …

Tu bhai itna bol raha hai.. Aajtak sarkari aspatal gaya hai zindagi me ?https://twitter.com/Pawankhera/status/618995371444948992 …


but where are guddu and his family going?

par ye guddu and family jaa kaha rahe hai ?


i insisted that i want a video game, didn't even eat food.

mene zid ki muje video game chahiye , khana bhi nahi khaya ,


and admin, where are you busy? man, these days your posts have become rare.

aur admin kaha busy ho yaar aj kal apk post k darshn durlabh ho gye h :(


what luck do people have, watching matches at home .. there is not even a single tv in our entire company ..

Kya kismat hai logo ki ghar baithe match dekh rahe hai.. Hamari poori company me ek TV bhi nahi hai..


@someUSER :) most definitely , i think when you come tomorrow the boys will be here .

@someUSER :) most def , i think when you come tomorrow the boys will be here .


@UnSubtleDesi anyways, he doesnot have a lot of days left... as he has been in a brawl with you @Being_Humor @MeetUunngLee @HaddHaiYaar

@UnSubtleDesi Waise bhi ab iske din zyada nahi bache hai.. Isne tumse panga jo liya hai @Being_Humor @MeetUunngLee @HaddHaiYaar


we found it at the temple, that's why we named it ghanta.#AAAKaanTest https://twitter.com/happlyunmarried/status/789385176635760640 …

Woh humein mandir pe mila gaya tha na, isiliye humne uska naam GHANTA rakh diya. #AAAKaanTesthttps://twitter.com/happlyunmarried/status/789385176635760640 …


pic 1: why does the wind blows?
pic 2: why is the sky swinging?
pic 3: why i am fumbling?
pic 4: neither do you know, nor do i pic.twitter.com/ptB2R2HLLc

Pic 1. Kyun chalti hai pawan
Pic 2. Kyun jhoome hai gagan
Pic 3. Kyun machalta hai mann
Pic 4. Na tum jaano na humpic.twitter.com/ptB2R2HLLc


@ibnlive haha @ArvindKejriwal man, you are even bigger than krk

@ibnlive haha @ArvindKejriwal bhai tu KRK se bhi bada wala hai


@narendramodi Sir, when do you get time to work?

@narendramodi Sir, aapko kaam karne ka time kab milta hai?


"as long as there are 2 seats in the lok sabha of the congress, i will keep giving the speech .." pic.twitter.com/BM7WNvybUF

"Jab tak Congress ki Lok Sabha me 2 seete reh jaengi tab tak speech deta rahunga.."pic.twitter.com/BM7WNvybUF


i am confused whether to celebrate #holi or #diwali

Samajh mein nahi aaraha ki #holi celebrate karun ya #diwali ..


@zahrarizvii this is the world wide web .. not the railway of pakistan which takes 5 days from lahore to karachi.

@zahrarizvii ye World Wide Web hai.. Pakistan ki railway nahi jo lahore se karachi me 5 din lagati hai


@Atheist_Krishna i have heard that he is called by some other name too... do u know what ? @raggedtag @akshaykanitkar

@Atheist_Krishna Maine suna tha ise koi doosre naam se bhi bulate hai log.. Do u know what ? @raggedtag @akshaykanitkar


@Atheist_Krishna drink some alcohol.... you will wake up @twinitisha pic.twitter.com/BG4IL03wXS

@Atheist_Krishna daru pee le thodi.. Hosh aa jarga @twinitishapic.twitter.com/BG4IL03wXS


but the bottom line is that he still has a chance to get lucky unlike you ! :d

but the bottom line is that he still has a chance to get lucky . . . unlike you ! :d


@Alllahdin throw the money, watch the show, aunt would dance very late! *nagin dance*

@Alllahdin Arre paisa hek tamasha dekh, nachegi maushi fultoo late..!! *nagin dance*


shanti bhushan, mitron has been corrupted from today

Shanti Bhushan aaj se corrupt ho gaye mitron.


sir's heart is like a sponge @iamGunjanGrunge

Sir ka dil sponge jaisa hai @iamGunjanGrunge


ok i will be in the film with mt zion which is out in february with the man stan walker . the shit ! cool story bro ? :)

ok i will be in the film mt zion which is out feb with the man stan walker . the shit ! cool story bro ? :)


yaar aap to mujhey nostalgic kar dete ho . . .


today girls will not comment. . how will guddu's gulli stand up?

aaj ladkia comment nahi karegi . . guddu ki gully khadi hai kaise aayega


@lolpurush i also came to know today @nainkatarii

@lolpurush mujhe bhi aaj hi pata chala @nainkatarii


@Urban_Sanyaasi lol.. or radish's parathas

@Urban_Sanyaasi lol.. Or mooli ke paranthe


it is better to see in their own homes before advising others. #SukmaAttack #UriAttack in an independent country ..?? #CorruptSystem

Dusro ko bolne se phle khud ke girebaan me dekhna behtar hota hai " independent country me #SukmaAttack #UriAttack ..?? #CorruptSystem


everyone will check their facebook in the break!

abi break me sab facebook dekhne lagenge ! :p


@klpe there is world ahead of google+ too @tweetria

@klpe Google+ ke aage bhi duniya hai dost @tweetria


we need development for the next generation...

development chahiye next generation ke liye . . .


@gurusales this idiot thinks i will also become famous after making fun of indian freedom strugglers @hartoshsinghbal

@gurusales this idiot thinks Me bhi Indian freedom strugglers ki dhajjiya udake famous hojaunga @hartoshsinghbal


norv turner calls a play action pass on 1st and goal at the half-yard line , rivers throws a pick . #chargers

norv turner calls a play action pass on 1st & goal at the half-yard line , rivers throws a pick . #chargers


@huh_watnow it 's our country only, ravan sir was from here too

@huh_watnow apna hi desh hai, Ravan sir wahin ke the


" @someUSER rivers may have just entered common man territory with that int in the end zone -- #chargerfansbooing " why did we need that hashtag

" @someUSER rivers may have just entered cmon man territory with that int in the end zone -- #chargerfansbooing " why did that need a hashtag


light kati hui hai :) welcome to india :3


guddu ko bhagwan bhi english mein translate kar diya . . . . .


is understanding gst hard or understanding your girlfriend's mood swings? #GST

GST samajhna zada mushkil hai ya meri bandi k mood swings? #GST


guddu pakka mere school se hoga . . . harkatein same to same hein


it's not hard to defeat india in worldcup, it's impossible

india ko world cup main harana mushkil hi nahi naamumkin hai . . .


@someUSER haha ! ! well keep going , my hubby gave up on ash wed in '96 and has never looked back .

@someUSER haha ! ! well keep going , my hubby gave up on ash wed in '96 & has never looked back .


" @ATSBB : rithvik and asha's havan specailly on mahashivratri .. please watch it only in sbb at 2.30 http://t.co/9daj7A0mrn " omg

" @ATSBB : Rithvik Aur Asha ka Havan khas Mahashivratri par .. dekhiyega zarur sirf SBB me 2.30 Baje http://t.co/9daj7A0mrn " Omg


there will be a test of 64 in one!! along with that, track and field events in sports period which come after repeating 10000 in one

64 in one ke test bhi honge ! ! ! aur sath me sports period me track and field waale games bhi :d jo 100000 in one me repeat hoke aate the :d


it is a night of jumle, it is a matter of jumle, may allah save you from aap's blows ..

Jumle ki raat hai, Jumle ki baat hai, Allah Bachaye tujhe AAP ke waar se..


taking i's power . . . . hahahhahaha best one

l ki power leke . . . . hahahhahaha best one


Dhoni bhai out hue hain, toh main kaise run maar sakta hun: Jadeja


i can see god in you, what should I do! pic.twitter.com/sTI3w1I7Ry

Tujh mein rab dikhta hai, yaara main kya karoonpic.twitter.com/sTI3w1I7Ry


with difeerent set of powers, various combinations of 2-3 games.

alag alag powers ke sath different different combinations of 2-3 games .


yeah! really sir . they dont know anything. they are just useless people. and they don't have any agendas to present in front of people. they are only coming here to eat money and rule people .

ya . really sir . they dont know . . anything they r just useless peoples . and they dont have any agendas to present infront of peoples . only coming to eat money and rule people .


RT @MehekF : afridi, indians love you a lot more than pakistanis. now spread some time with them in the pavilion. #IndvsPak

RT @MehekF : Afridi aapko Indians bahut pyar karte hai , Pakistanis se bhi zyada . Now spend some time with them in the pavilion . ðŸ˜ #IndvsPak


brother, vh1 presents better songs than it https://twitter.com/abhi_bol/status/742999361026699264 …

Bhai usse achche gaane VH1 pe aate haihttps://twitter.com/abhi_bol/status/742999361026699264 …


guddu , when sir asks anything, you should not be seeing him

guddu . . . . sir jb puchhe to unki taraf nahi dekha karte . . . . .


now more will come. saying good morning and good bye they will just go

ab aaenge aur...good evening bol.k good bye kr k chale jaayenge


here, everybody teaches a life lesson https://t.co/R4qi2Aj0qc

Yahaa to har koi ek lesson jindagi ka seekha jaata hai https://t.co/R4qi2Aj0qc


@sagarikaghose don't do more modi modi .. see what happened yesterday. pic.twitter.com/6DAqBCrmX2

.@sagarikaghose zyada modi modi mat kiya karo.. Ye dekho kal kya huapic.twitter.com/6DAqBCrmX2


no, think about punishment... de dana dan

nai punishment ka socho . . . . de dana dan . . :v :v :v


because sir were a great fake diamond https://t.co/VhCXnObTFV

Kyunke Janab to accha khasay fake heera the https://t.co/VhCXnObTFV


laugh, sing, smile, be happy... what if... you get married tomorrow!

haso, gaao, muskurao, khush raho... kya pata kal... shadi ho jaaye.


rt @coolfunnytshirt : kejriwal : our delh boy virat kohli is beating our team delhi daredevils .. it's not right ! #BJPAgainstOddEven

RT @coolfunnytshirt : Kejriwal : Apne Delhi da munda Virat Kohli hi apne Delhi Daredevils ki le raha hai .. Galat baat ! #BJPAgainstOddEven


@MANJULtoonsha ha ha ... rightly said sir ... the procession of thieves end here :)

@MANJULtoons ha ha ha...sahi kaha sir...choron ki baarat hain yahan puri :)


hmm, raspberry pi and scrap ipads in the class room. instead have some pi #education @someUSER

hmm raspberry pi - scrap ipads in the class room - have some pi instead #education @someUSER http/URL


rt @Fataxaleem : truly, kohli is the best

RT @Fataxaleem : Sahi mai yr kohli best banda hai


rahul gandhi: we want discussion on rajasthan's mother-son's government in parliament

Rahul Gandhi: We want discussion on Rajasthan's maa-bete ki sarkaar in Parliament


@reviewero @TimesNow they should slap kejriwal one time

@reviewero @TimesNow ek thappad maarna chahiye kejri ko


on the occassion of eid mubarak, great wishes!!


@clued_up_chic roopanagar premagali house number 420

@clued_up_chic roopanagar premagali kholi nambar chaar sau bees


our city is also very strange. turn 2 lanes wrong and you will reach some village.

Apne shehar bhi ajeeb hain. 2 gali galat mudd jao toh kisi gaon pahunch jaate hain.


brother, this hindu mahasabha has already happened. please give me some new news

Bhai Hindu Mahasabha yeh wala ho chuka hai. Kuch naya sunao.


sunday is turning out to be the day when i play temple run . social life is only a joke. forever alone level 100000000 .

sunday is turning out to be the day when i play temple run . social life is a joke only . forever alone lvl 100000000 .


in south korea ? unikent is excited to be at the world grad fair in seoul tomorrow . join us at . . . . http/URL


@aanchalator Hum sirf parda fash karte hain.


" if people start saying against you, know that you are making progres" ~ hitler

"Jab log tumhare khilaaf bolne lage ... samajh lo tarakki kar rahe ho" ~ Hitler


@raviishndtv or modiji do this type of work better ...

@raviishndtv or modiji ye kaam acche se kr lete h ...


wait for it.... everyone's turn will come someday https://twitter.com/abhijeet_garg/status/700371043894980608 …

Uske liye sirf wait karein. Ek din sabka number ayega https://twitter.com/abhijeet_garg/status/700371043894980608 …


see @iHrithik you supported aamir, right? though he was wrong, now see his real face https://t.co/TfZ461MCUH

see @iHrithik tumne support kiya hai na Aamir ko ?? jab ki woh galat haiaab dekho iska real face https://t.co/TfZ461MCUH


@mainbhiengineer i deleted. by the way, nothing special was going to happen with that :)

@mainbhiengineer delete kar diya bhai waise bhi kuchh khas nahi hona tha uska :)


@Husain_1986 swear on gattu baba's rajnigandha to stop laughing

@Husain_1986 Tumhe Gattu Baba ke Rajnigandha ki kasam hassna band kardo


it is good that I have passed with 61% till my father realized that 90% is something.

Accha hua main to 61% leke hi pass ho gaya jab tak mummy papa ko pata chalta ki 90% bhi koi chiz hoti hai.


why faisal bro(grabage bin), why do you get us so emotional?

kya faisal bhai(garbage bin) . . . aj kal bahut emotional kar dete ho . . .


after one year of #NoteBandi indian currency's value increased so much that even #chillar won

#NoteBandi ke ek saal baad " Indian currency ki value itni badh gayi ki #chillar bhi jeet gaye


@Nomadic_Soul_ then what happened to your eyes?

@Nomadic_Soul_ toh phir kya hua aankhon ko?


@DefucktiveHumor now eat after licking
@huh_watnow

@DefucktiveHumor ab chaat ke khana
@huh_watnow


now #Kohli has taken dhoni's - i mean #captaincy ! #Cricketstories #bcci

Aur abhi #Kohli ne Dhoni ki li hai - I mean #captaincy ! #Cricketstories #bcci


you also started doing this thread, brother? :'( @Alllahdin

tu bi this thread karne laga bhai? :'( @Alllahdin


@witchybitchygal what did you brought for us ? @iamGunjanGrunge

@witchybitchygal hamare liye kya laye aap ? @iamGunjanGrunge


monta ellis commits his 1st foul ! he's cold with 2 missed fts , a foul and a miss to start quarter 3 . #bucks trail #bulls 70-60 , mid q3 .

monta ellis commits his 1st foul ! he's cold with 2 missed fts , a foul and a miss to start q3 . #bucks trail #bulls 70-60 , mid q3 .


why are you getting angry? give me a high five


@DefucktiveHumor right now the destination is far away .. sonam kapoor is a hoor

@DefucktiveHumor abhi to manzil door hai.. Sonam kapoor hoor hai


we will want greentea , more namkeen item , different quality rice in patanjali product @Ach_Balkrishna @yogrishiramdev

we will wants greentea , more namkeen item , different quality rice in patanjali product @Ach_Balkrishna @yogrishiramdev


RT @exasperating_ : ' mother, i haven't had a poop till yesterday ' http://t.co/hNtZNYnAow

RT @exasperating_ : ' ammi kal se tatti nahi aye ' http://t.co/hNtZNYnAow


please sit down, please sit down, don't stand up, please sit down #IStandWithAbhijeet

Krupya baith jaaiye, please baith jaaiye, khade mat hoiye, please baith jaaiye #IStandWithAbhijeet


In English, it's #AAPBreakUp. In Hindi, it's 'straws of broom started scattering'.

In English, it's #AAPBreakUp. In Hindi, it's 'Jhaadu ke tinke bikhar gaye'.


you don't know anything jon snow #GoTIndianVersion

Tujhe ghanta kuch nahi pata Jon Snow. #GoTIndianVersion


@Ra_Bies these people drive ecosport, sir..

@Ra_Bies ye EcoSport chalane wale log hai Sir..


@kitAnurag it will be fine. nowadays, without a cuss it's hard to laugh!

@kitAnurag chalega. Aaj kal gaali ke bina hasi nahi aati


bhot open minded h tu to yaar . . . . khule vichaaar :0


issued in public interest https://twitter.com/gauravcsawant/status/641457959998873601 …

Jain hit mai jaarihttps://twitter.com/gauravcsawant/status/641457959998873601 …


@Kahaanify @MalhotraSaurabh so much anger is not good for health barkhuddar.

@Kahaanify @MalhotraSaurabh Itna gussa sehat ke liye theek nahi hai barkhuddar.


i get to hear this a lot these days that due to #GST, everything is closed, #Business is slow, there are no items....

I get to hear this a lot these "days #GST ki wajah se Sab bandh pada "hai #Business Bahut hi slow "hai Maal nahi...


in bihar, shout 'vikas' and people ask, which bird's name is this? #NitishKaNakliVikas

Bihar me zor se chilla kar 'Vikas' bolo to log poochte hai ye kaunsi chidiya ka naam hai

#NitishKaNakliVikas


what should i spoil? sleep or intentions?

@Atheist_Krishna kya kharaab kar du ?? neend ya neeyat ??


@Ra_Bies best song i've heard in long time is, 'suno dwaarpalo, kanhaiya se keh do, ghar pe tumhare garib aagaya hai'

@Ra_Bies best song I've heard in long time is, 'suno dwaarpalo, kanhaiya se keh do, ghar pe tumhare garib aagaya hai'


@dan1shmemon you deleted it, what was it?


shohag chand full mp3 song free download romeo vs juliet feat akassh http://t.co/41ZjxyskK8

Shohag Chand Full Mp3 Song Free Download Romeo Vs Juliet Feat . Akassh http://t.co/41ZjxyskK8


@SonyMAX #PKwalaSawaal will we ever see good days on our planet?

@SonyMAX #PKwalaSawaal Humar gola ke achche din kabhu aayenge ki naahi?


#rjraunac #babua #zeenews for one time, interview #donald #trump and #LALUPRASAD #YADAV together...

#rjraunac #babua #zeenews aap ik baar #donald #trump and #LALUPRASAD #YADAV JI KA INTER VIEW EK #sath kr ke dikhaye .....


mrs: do i serve the snacks?
kejrival: no, i haven't went to the laterine yet, there was someone inside
mrs: you didn't got a seat there too
kejri:

Mrs: Naashta rakh du ?

Kejri: Nahi, abhi toilet nahi huee, koi tha andar..

Mrs: Waha bhi seat nahi mili

Kejri:


@sheetal_here it's not my work, lol. i was asleep. my team @OpIndia_com records everything

@sheetal_here yeh mera kaam nahi hai lol. I was asleep. Meri @OpIndia_com team sab record karti hai


without printing #notes demonetisation was started...without giving numbers #GST was started... you will see he will start #bullet #train without laying the tracks...

Bina #note chaape notebandi lagu...Bina number diye #GST lagu... Dekh lena bina patri bichaye ye #bullet #train dauda dega....


@White_Crimes tumhare liye hit tha <3 sigh.


@someUSER to be fair it is , hodgson currently has the same record as capello and hoddle but it has a better defense. this is his 11th game in

@someUSER tbf it is , hodgson currently has the same record as capello and hoddle but a better defensive . this is his 11th game in


i'm excited to go to the knicks vs lakers game in december thanks daddy you are the best

i'm excited to go to the knicks vs . lakers game in december thanks daddy you dah best


what a statement brother! one cannot become a monk with happiness, thanks to responsibilities

kya baat bhai, sahi farmaya hai. Sukh se sadhu bhi nahi ban sakte, thanks to responsibilities


@indiantweeter now you are verified, you won't come to meet us. @Alllahdin

@indiantweeter ab toh tu verify hogaya hai ab toh tu bilkul milne nahi aayega. @Alllahdin


from the start of this gag i had a feeling that we will take fun of "sharma ji ke bete" after telling him b-)

from the start of this gag i had a feeling ye " sharma ji ke bete " ki to ham kahkar lenge is bar b-)


@MeetUunngLee baa mazaak udaa mere singlehood ka


i'm a good ombudsman, hire me i want to report to you.i just want 2 lakhs, you are a brother. @MplusJain

I'm a good ombudsman, tu mujhe hire kar, I want to report to you. Sirf 2 lakh chhaiye mahine ke, tu bhai hai. @MplusJain


@MeetUunngLee happy birthday bhaijaan, you didn't tell me. i will call you tomorrow. let's have kabab and a beer on sunday

@MeetUunngLee bhaijaan janam din mubarak, aapne toh bataya hi nahi, kal phone karte hai, tunday kabab aur beer hojaaye


it took a lot of struggle in front of the family to buy an 8 bit game

8 bit game kharidane k liye bahut papad belne pade the ghar walo k samne . . . . . 3:)


he also reached palasia...he is running fast!! great #Indore #RunIndoreRun #JioIndoreMarathon http://t.co/wBcI5uJiT1

Ye to Palasia bhi Pahuch gaye .. bahut mast aur fast bhag rahe hai !! Badiya #Indore #RunIndoreRun #JioIndoreMarathon http://t.co/wBcI5uJiT1


#AAPSweep #DelhiDecides i have decided to shift to delhi .. free water , free electricity , free wifi , free vegi , free education , free mufler , free cough syrup haha

#AAPSweep #DelhiDecides I m decide shift to delhi .. free water , Free Ele , Free wifi , Free vegi , Free Education , Free mufler , Free Cough syrup haa


@sagarcasm hahaha. stupido is a great man

@sagarcasm hahaha. Stupido mahapurush hai bhai


okuhara has hara in her name  #BWF 2017 #PVSindhu

OKUHARA ke naam me hi HARA hai 0 #BWF 2017 #PVSindhu


@Murtaxa_Syed definitely, i feel that 140 would be a good score

@Murtaxa_Syed bilkul i feel 140 bahut achha score hoga


@tweeting_pal where there's love, there's fights @GaurangBhardwa1

@tweeting_pal jahan pyaar hota hai wahi jhagda hota hai @GaurangBhardwa1


"do you have maggi?" is the new "do you have weed?"

"Maggi hai maggi?" is the new "Maal hai maal?"


@Sarcastic_Raj good morning, today dilwale will release

@Sarcastic_Raj Good Morning aaj dilwale aayegi


@SGGeet @rashisingh02 @ColorsTV @OfficialHelly7 @rajcheerfull rangeela is so nice #WantSwaSanIntenseTrack

@SGGeet @rashisingh02 @ColorsTV @OfficialHelly7 @rajcheerfull Rangeela kinna accha haiÃ°Å¸ËœÂÃ°Å¸ËœÂÃ°Å¸ËœÂÃ°Å¸ËœÂÃ°Å¸ËœÂÃ°Å¸ËœÂÃ°Å¸ËœÂÃ°Å¸ËœÂÃ°Å¸ËœÂÃ°Å¸ËœÂ #WantSwaSanIntenseTrack


when the rich do it its poledancing, when the poor do it its 'he's possesed'.

Ameer kare toh pole-dancing. Gareeb kare toh 'Isme mata aa gayi hai'.


yeh isq nahi aasan bus aag ka dariya hai or doubna hi doubna hai.......


sallu brother...celebrating eid alone? you forgot us

sallu bhai..........ed ki party akele ....hi hmko bhul gye


@tehseenp @PMOIndia you morphed your waitress's picture below bhagwat... this shows that you bar dancer will always stay underneath

@tehseenp @PMOIndia Apni waitress bai ki pic Bhagwat ji ke neeche morph kar di ... this shows that teri Bar dancer Madam hamesha neeche rahegi


@Champ_Nikk it's springtime in bihar #GoodByeNitishKumar

@Champ_Nikk Bihaar me aa gayee bahaar #GoodByeNitishKumar


@Footloose_free wow! are you having a holiday?

@Footloose_Free waah.. Chutti mana rahe ho ?


@KumarVkd @vijaystambh grow up ... think about the welfare of mankind brother: the welfare of the hindu and muslims will follow on its own

@KumarVkd @vijaystambh grow up ... manavhit ki soch bhai hindu hit aur muslim hit dono aapne aap ho jaygi ...


81928261 of my country have died... that's why i won't forget @AdvancedMaushi

mere desh ke 81928261 mare hai.. isliye nahi bhoolunga @AdvancedMaushi


hey! fake id #salman_khan, you have a public #acount. If you are real then reply from #page

oye fake id #salman_khan tera to public #acount hai ... real hai to #page se reply mar


the poor care about food not god. when they stay alive they will remember god.

bhai gareeb ko roti se matlab bhagwaan se nahi.. Zinda rahega tab bhagwaan ko yaad karega. Majboori


@imcomplicated__  the light addictiveness of your eyes for which your sight is to blame got me started on how to drink alcohol.

@imcomplicated__ ye jo halka halka suroor hai, ye teri nazar ka kusoor hai...ke sharaab peena sikha diya


@kamaalrkhan tumhara kaam hi yahi hai sir g


by doing this anna has proved that he is not fascist

yeh karke anna ne saabith kiya ke he is not fascist.....


@friendlii_ghost living by with the support of knorr currently @MaggiIndia

@friendlii_ghost knorr ke sahare jee raha hoon abhi to@MaggiIndia


it would have been fun if you would have applied poison instead of lipstick on your lips

apne lips pe lipstik ki jagah poison chipka leti to maza aata..


yo... nice modification administrator... game of thrones is really awesome by the way!!

yoooo..nice modification admin...game of thrones is really awesome btw..!!


#ZalmiRocks yahan ek wicket ki zarorat hy


just found out i'll be playing at the same tournament with ut as my brother with his highschool in february in new orleans during mardis gras .

just found out ill be playing at the same tournament with ut as my brother with his h . s .in february in new orleans during mardis gras .


waiting is not a good thing brother. all that's left to do is cry.

Wait karana achi baat nahi hoti hai bhai.... Bhai sirf rona baki hai


@mitra_meghna hahahahha today i have a lot of water. you can take as much as you want.

@mitra_meghna hahahahha aaj bahut pani hai mere pas thy can take how much want


we're excited for trick or treat tomorrow (nov 2) night at the boys and girls club in pottstown.it will start at ...http/URL

we're excited for trunk or treat tomorrow (nov 2) night at the boys and girls club in pottstown .it will start at ...http/URL


god forbid if there's an indo-pak war in modi's term, aaptards are 100% guaranteed to support Pakistan

Bhagwan na kare Modi ke time me agar koi Indo-Pak war ho gaya to AAPtards guaranteed 100% Pakistan ke sath honge.


I too used to be in a relationship, please don't underestimate me this much. https://twitter.com/bruthonestmulgi/status/877112059619561472

Main bhi kabhi relationship mein huwa karta tha, yaar itna understimate kar ke zaleel na karo.https://twitter.com/bruthonestmulgi/status/877112059619561472Â â€¦


@LoKarDi_RT you are spoiling all the romance

@LoKarDi_RT saare romance ki band baja je tu


@Prakashjaaju lol. brother, don't spin tall tales. the neighbour kaalu does better predictions than you.

@Prakashjaaju lol. Bhai tu kuchh bhi fekta hai hawa. Tujhse accha prediction to baju wala kaalu naayi kar leta hai.


relatives to me - son, are you human or #ManmohanSingh? you never speak anything.

Relatives to me - beta insaan ho ya #ManmohanSingh kabhi kuch bolte hi nahi


@witchybitchygal the day changes after seeing you, you don't change seeing the day...
 it's not only me, even god is mady in love with you whether anyone chooses to believe or not.

@witchybitchygal Din aapko dekh ke badalte hai, aap din ko nahi..
 Hum to kya Khuda bhi deewana hai aapka.. Koi ye maane ya nahi..


retweet @RpG_89 : @TajinderBagga bagga sir, aap speaks vicious rumours regarding gurdwara. hope bsks puts posters and exposes them.

RT @RpG_89 : @TajinderBagga Bagga ji AAP speak vicious rumours regarding Gurdwara . Hope BSKS puts posters and exposes


stop it... you want to make me cry? :v :p #santi_kr_ditta :p

bs kr..oyeee rulayega kya :v :p #santi_kr_ditta :p


@Alllahdin @retardedwriter yesterday we slept quietly without having a drink

@Alllahdin @retardedwriter kal bina peeye chupchaap so gaye the humlog


#TripleTalaq celebration is a little pale. sorry devotees, won't you credit #Modi today? or, will you celebrate modi's loss... #RightToPrivacy

#TripleTalaq ka jashn thoda "pheeka sorry bhakto aaj #Modi ko credit nahi doge? Ya Modi ki Haar manoge.. #RightToPrivacy


happy valentine's day!!... yes, in brazil it is celebrated on june 12. mindblowing!

happy valentines day <3!!..... yes ,in brazil ,it is celebrated on june 12 .your mind = blown!


@VikrantShanbhag @Parsahiya sahi uchal raha tha


retweet @MANISHHAZRA1 : good afternoon brother, may victory be yours @BeingSalmanKhan https://t.co/YdQRjpMtWb

RT @MANISHHAZRA1 : Good afternoon bhaijaanÃ°Å¸â„¢Â jai ho @BeingSalmanKhan https://t.co/YdQRjpMtWb


@MeetUunngLee you speak the truth. atleast someone should come

@MeetUunngLee haha, yaar sahi bola hai. Koi toh aaye


@PAYBACKIndia people worship kali mata but only want to marry a fair girl #PointKyaHai

@PAYBACKIndiaKali Mata ki pooja karna par shaadi sirf gori ladki se karne ka #PointKyaHai


@KajuBadamChor just let out two drops, then your life will become blissful.

@KajuBadamChor bas do boond nikal lo baahar, ab zindagi anandmayi hai


@sejaljobanputra kejriwal is alleging that sonia and modi are working together to settle #AgustaScam

@sejaljobanputra Kejriwal is alleging that Sonia Modi working together to s uttle #AgustaScam


looks at the frame it seems tha guddu and shaan bunked school and went to play cricket

frame dekh kr asa lag rha h guddu or shaan school bunk kr ke cricket khelne gay h.....


we we the ones who burnt down lanka. #INDvsSL


brother his mother and sister speak cuss words... he's the one who told this. https://twitter.com/raulzgargon/status/740897718609031168

Bhai iski mummy behen gaaliya bakte hai.. Isne hi bola https://twitter.com/raulzgargon/status/740897718609031168Â â€¦


@newslaundry @AbhinandanSekhr it's an awesome interview. first interview where kanaihya did not have to say 'sub judice' after every second line.

@newslaundry @AbhinandanSekhr awesome interview . 1st interview whr kanaihya did not have to say- sub judice after every second line


big blow to @gsurya .. surya please die now brother https://twitter.com/firstpost/status/620572414187978752

Big blow to @gsurya .. Surya ab tu marr jaa bhaihttps://twitter.com/firstpost/status/620572414187978752Â â€¦


someone call @Sehwa for commentary on @DDNational too

Koi @DDNational Pe bhi @Sehwa ko commentary ke liye bulao


@Itsmy_rule no brother, it's not my birthday


where's the hashtag? #GoWTwisted @happlyunmarried

hashtag kidhar hai? #GoWTwisted @happlyunmarried


retweet @no1_Villain : tomorrow's sunday man ... still no one is active today

RT @no1_Villain : Kal Sunday hai yarrr .. pher bhi koi aj active nhi hai .. Ã°Å¸Ëœâ€˜Ã°Å¸Ëœâ€˜


retweet @taran_adarsh : ajay devgn and bhushan kumar to produce a dance-action film directed by remo d'souza. the film will star ajay devgn & sooraj pancholi.

RT @taran_adarsh : Ajay Devgn & Bhushan Kumar to produce a dance-action film directed by Remo D'souza . Stars Ajay Devgn & Sooraj Pancholi . S


sallu brother...just call me once...please...

sallu bhai...ek bar cl kr do bs....plz....


@nainkatary that's why i've spammed you. get a free eye check-up done. you want to maintain your eyes as sharp as a dagger, right?

@nainkatary bas isiliye tumhe spam kar rahe hai, aankhon ka free mein check up hi kara lo. katary naino ko sambhalna hai ya nahi?


sir @narendramodi, please ask for my life... why are you killing me by poking needles every day?https://twitter.com/htTweets/status/809779725346291712

Sir @narendramodi jaan aise hi maang lo.. ye roz roz suee chuba chuba ke kyu maar rahe hohttps://twitter.com/htTweets/status/809779725346291712Â â€¦


@MeetUunngLee you're getting married?
 :-O

@MeetUunngLee tu kar raha hai shaadi?

 :-O


come son let's take a #Selfie #SelfieKing #Devarsh #Kids #Instapic @ Bhavnagar https://t.co/SJEvdhhgzf

Chal beta #Selfie le le re #SelfieKing #Devarsh #Kids #Instapic @ Bhavnagar https://t.co/SJEvdhhgzf


I want it i want it i want itttttttttt ???


2-3 punch lines, that too stolen… despite that you're commenting on people's satire :) irony

2-3 punch wo bhi churaye huey...aur logon par satire maar rahe ho :) irony


i wish that when Pandya was born docter should have signalled no-ball and put him back inside.

Kaash Pandya ke paida hote hi doctor ne no-ball ka ishaara karke use waapis andar daal diya hota.


@Integrated_me mujhe bas aapka saath chahiye


love is a fair of hearts and he's alone in that fair #AaiChaGhoEmo

Pyar dilon ka mela hai, mele mein ye akela hai #AaiChaGhoEmo


saif and kareena didn't name their child salman. everything's safe.

Saif aur Kareena ne apne bacche ka naam Salman to nahi rakha. Sab safe hai.


@ek_samosa_dena i want the days of talking nonsense on twitter back

@ek_samosa_dena mujhe twitter ke bakwaas karo waale din wapas chahiye


kejriwal: the party's just getting started :D :D

Kejriwal: Abhi toh party shuru hui hai :D :D


@KyaUkhaadLega yeah, tweets can be made on everything. just keep at it!

@KyaUkhaadLega haan, tweet toh har cheez par banti hai. Bas pelte raho!


it's an offer brother, the tickets for this movie are anyway costly. i will definately watch!

offer hai bhai, waise bhi tikcets mehengi hai ye movie ke. Main toh dekhunga zaroor!


united states secretary of state press availability on the london conference: london, united-kingdom, february 24, 2012

us secretary of state press availability on the london conference: london ,united-kingdom ,february 24 ,2012/afr ...http/URL


@someUSER - ever heard tamia's live cover of the winans " tomorrow "?

@someUSER - ever hear tamias live cover of the winans" tomorrow "


sir @amitshah, what are you lazy bjp mlas doing for sending pappu to britain?

we gave you our vote.. you give us our answer

Sir @amitshah Pappu ko Brotain bhejne ke liye aapke BJP ke aalsi MP kya kar rahe hai ??

 Humne aapko vote diya.. Aap jawaab de


is there a ban on playing internet at home ? @CriminalSingh

ghar pe internet khelne pe ban hai kya ? @CriminalSingh


with one line #Trump unted the entire twitter community #JerusalemEmbassy

With one line " #Trump ne Twitter Ummah ko unite kar diya 0 #JerusalemEmbassy


on this day we had to go to school but leaving the school bag at home. we had so much fun racing on our cycles

iss din school to jana hota he ,magar school bag ghar chor kar ,kya maja ata tha cycle ki race lagate the .


@bizzarebhide lol! the entire world is ours

@bizzarebhide LOL! Saari duniya apni hai


@HaddHaiYaar looks like you won't understand it even with subtitles. i mean it's brilliant in its original form.

@HaddHaiYaar subtitles ke sath bhi tujhe samajh me nahi aayega aisa lagta hai. I mean it's brilliant in its original form.


it's right if this is the matter... the people who are spreading rumours must not do so... islam doesn't teach you to lie

Sahi h fir agar aisi baat h to .....Jo log afwah uda rahe unhen ye sab nhi krna chahye......Islam jhut nhi sikhata h


oh girl! don't say such a sweet thing, i'll fall in love.

Oh kudiye inni soni gal na dasso, pyar hojana hai!


@DesireMaze there's nothing like this too. i and @indiantweeter had 61-62. we're still there.

@DesireMaze aisa bhi kuch nahi hai. Mere aur @indiantweeter ke 61-62 hi thay. Ham aaj bhi wahin hain.


brother, from where do you go for sector-126?
gulzar: from this turn
how's the road?
gulzar: in slow steps is a road, in fast steps is a way

Bhaisaab sector-126 kidhar se jate hain?
 Gulzar: is mod se jaate hain
 Road kaisi hai?
 Gulzar: kuchh sust kadam raste, kuchh tez kadam rahein


@aanchalator after seeing the timeline it looks like all stories are made here.

@aanchalator tl dekh ke lagta hai saari stories yahi se banti hain.


brother where are you... you are with kat


@realpreityzinta miyan brother's daring or sultan's punch #pzchat

@realpreityzinta Miyan Bhai Ki Daring Or Sultan ka Punch #pzchat


about india: auto production may end financial year 13 with 6% growth: cmie - mumbai: automobile production, which took a ...http/URL

about india: auto production may end fy13 with 6% growth: cmie - mumbai: automobile production ,which took a ...http/URL


#FF @BabaFirki
 after drinking a man talks sense

#FF @BabaFirki
 Pikar dhang ki baatein karta hai aadmi


you have kept a lot of tabs on him. are you a fan?

tune bada tab rakha hai uss par, tu bhi fan hai kya?


rahul gandhi is behaving like an engineering student. he has no work at all but still demands a leave. #RahulOnLeave

Rahul Gandhi is behaving like an Engineering student . Koi kaam na dhaam , phir bhi chutti chahiye . #RahulOnLeave


now, basanti will not dance in front of any dog. https://twitter.com/AdvancedMaushi/status/693073520738185216/photo/1pic.twitter.com/D82GVGnf6vÂ pic.twitter.com/KTG9XRWEr1

Basanti ab kisi bhi kutton ke saamne nahi naachegi. https://twitter.com/AdvancedMaushi/status/693073520738185216/photo/1pic.twitter.com/D82GVGnf6vÂ pic.twitter.com/KTG9XRWEr1


@dramebaaz_ani the helpless ones are the boys. boys are more helpless than girls.

@dramebaaz_ani bechare hote hai ladke, ladkiyon se zyada bechare ladke hi hote hai


salman sir please tell me when you will be online again or i'll stay awake the entire night waiting for you. please brother reply once...

Salman sir aap fir kb online rahoge plz bta do na... Wrna mai puri raat jgi rhungi or apka wait krungi. Plz bhaieya 1 reply.....


sir mark my words. till the time @FinMinIndia has @arunjaitley as the #FM nothing can be done for any top-level #Congressi

"Sir mark my word's... Jab tak @FinMinIndia me @arunjaitley as a #FM "hai kisi bhi top level ke #Congressi ka kuch nahi hoga..


1pm august 16th live stream and duels with miley .:) be prepared !

1pm august 16th live stream + duels with miley .:) be prepared !


@clued_up_chic is this something worth asking?

@clued_up_chic ye bhi koi poochne ki baat hai


mr. #Trump has seen the video... but unfortunately #Trump doesn't know urdu

Wo video Mr 0 #Trump ne dekh lee thi ... But unfortunately #Trump ko urdu nahi aati thi


loss is the end of a cricketer and captaincy

Waise he Har Cricketer ki & Captaincy ki End Hai


in #china name what's happening is #gharelu #hackers #gustaakhi .. #RightToPrivacy

#china ka naam laga kar rahe hai #gharelu #hackers #gustaakhi .. #RightToPrivacy


i took you for a kid and sat you on my shoulders but you peed in my ears? by @MANJULtoons #Superlativepic.twitter.com/YIO6tVTtBK

"Baccha samajh ke kandhe pe bithaya to kaan mein mut-ta hai?" by @MANJULtoons #Superlativepic.twitter.com/YIO6tVTtBK


baahubali wasn't doing a haryanvi accent and wrestling, my dear critic brother. https://twitter.com/royxman/status/865992830539485186

Baahubali haryanvi accent aur dangal nahi kar rahatha mere pyare critic Bhai.https://twitter.com/royxman/status/865992830539485186Â â€¦


what are you telling me? what did i do? i'm confused :'(

mujhe kya keh rahi hai bhai? Kya kiya maine? I'm all confused :'(


don't say something... don't say anything...

@miss_cherished kuch na kaho.. Kuch bhi naa kaho..


haha! Haam dekhunga abhi woh hi. Daaru khatam


@Miss_Ankiita shall i talk to my family?@MentionTo

@Miss_Ankiita gharwalo se baat karu ?@MentionTo


celebrity juice is the highlight of my thursday night... keith lemmon is hilarious. hahaha

celebrity juice is the highlight of my thursday night ..keith lemmon is hilarious hahaha


salman khan you are my godfather... without you I would be nothing

salman khan u r my god father...agr aap na hotey aaj m kuch na hota..


@RajprasadAnjuli lunch time khatam nahi hua?


#HTP @awasthis sir, when @ArvindKejriwal asked for proof for #surgicalstrike, when the people of delhi were seething with anger, then do something

#HTP @awasthis sir " jab @ArvindKejriwal ne #surgicalstrike par sabut mange " jab delhi ke logon ka gunssa satve aasman par tha jab dr . ne kuchh


@DefucktiveHumor i have been blocked long ago but the words 'you are blocked' should show up in the profile right?

@DefucktiveHumor mujhe to kab ka block kiya huaa hai par profile mai 'you are blocked' aisa likha hua to anna chahiye na


@MeetUunngLee you drank a lot yesterday, enough for 3 days. stop.

@MeetUunngLee Tune kal kaafi chadha li thi, hogaya ab quota 3 din ka. Bas kar.


brother it has gone insanely viral... its hot on whatsapp.

bhai khatarnak viral ho gaya..Whatsapp pe dana dan chalu hai


@MildlyClassic same as what I did with my last salary .

@MildlyClassic wahi jo last salary se kiya .


are you both getting married?@ek_samosa_dena @Arunapk57

tum log dono aapas mein shaadi kar rahe ho kya?@ek_samosa_dena @Arunapk57


yes brother why not? obama also sneaks around in bushes and takes your photos while you're sleeping!! #TRUMP #Obama

Haan bhai kyun nahi ? Obama tere ghas me ghuske teri sote hue photos bhi leta hai !! #TRUMP #Obama


i heard the last two, i'll hear the first three respected politicial. thank you!

Last ke 2 sune hai, pehle 3 sununga Netaji. Dhanyawad!


today, the world entered a new era, i have broken my ties with the new world - ak 2016 https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/432760233316732928

Naye daur pe jaa pahoncha hai aaj zamana, naye jagat se hum bhi naata TOD chuke hai - AK 2016https://twitter.com/ArvindKejriwal/status/432760233316732928Â â€¦


i didn't see this... i uploaded it after seeing a bit :(

ye dekha bhi nahi maine.. thoda sa dekh ke hi upload kar di thi :(


@narendramodi congratulations. glory to mother india.

@narendramodi CongratulationsBharat Mata ki Jai .


may holy allah give you allowance... amen

Allah pak apko hadyat de bhai jan .. ameen


tomorrow swindon town has a date with aston villa. villa fans, are you nervous ?#stfc

and tomorrow swindon town have a date with aston villa .villa- fans nervous ?#stfc


i'm doing it but the difference is that i'm doing it on my notepad. #RightToPrivacy brother.

G2 - kar toh raha hu bas fark yeh ki usey apney notepad pe kar raha #RightToPrivacy bro


i did it once when i didn't do my physics homework.  and the teacher was mr. pankaj aggarwal

mane ek baar kiya hai jab physics ka homework nhi kiya tha .... aur teacher th mr . pankaj aggarwal


the wounds of childhood reopened! We looked at its menu with high hopes and found every stage of mario, contra and tanks written in 50 different names!

bachpan k zakhm hare ho gye ye dekhke !itni ummid se iske menu par nazar daalte the ,aur mario ,contra aur tanks ki har ek stage 50 alag alag naam se likhi milti thi !


happy mahashivratri sms In hindi : shiv's night has come. we'll chant in the name of shiv and we'll wish for prosperity... http://t.co/19VTOoIcp0

Happy Mahashivratri Sms In Hindi : Aayi Hai Shiv Ji Ki Ratri Karenge Shiv Ji Ka Jaap Karenge Kaamna Samridhi Ki ... http://t.co/19VTOoIcp0


atleast once, you should talk to her parents and show them how much you love her. perhaps, it will help u. best of luck.

atleast one time,u should talk to her parents and show them how much u love her.perhaps it can help u.bst of luck


what does he know about the kids of today?


lies... i boycott this news... this is a conspiracy to deface the partriotic

jhoot ...i boycaat this news ... ye deshbhakt baba ko badnaam karne ki saazish hai


let him talk in english... You always reply back in hindi... slowly and steadily he will get accustomed to talking in hindi.

use english mein baat karne de...tu hindi me usko reply kar hamesha..dheere dheere usko bhi aadat ho jyegi hindi mein baat karne ki.


first 24 hours in london: was given a free rail card, saw 3 squirrels going to work ,may have found a home and there's big alan rickman posters

first 24 hours in london got given a free rail card ,saw 3 squirrels going to work ,may have found a home & there's big alan rickman posters


times have changed. before, you only felt back ache, now tweets ache too.

Zamana badal gaya hai, pehle peeth mein dard hua karta tha ab tweet min bhi hota hai.


@HuraAnkur there's something different about the night

@HuraAnkur raat ki baat hi kuch aisi hai


Saare ladke kutton se bhow-khla gaye hain


retweet @LOLendraSingh : pradhanmantri ujjwala yojna in a nutshell. https://t.co/d0RltF3PnI

RT @LOLendraSingh : Pradhanmantri Ujjwala Yojna in a nutshell . https://t.co/d0RltF3PnI


i saw luncher after a lot of days... now I know where the republic day ladoos went

bade dino baad luncher paji k darshan huye ... ab pata chala republic day k laddoo kaha chaley gaye


@someUSER and won't take much time. i thought your views may be better presented to cycling world in poland if you say so more directly.

@someUSER and won't take much time .i thought your views may be better presented to cycling world in poland if you say sth more" directly ".


@divyangana everyone's sold out. (Reply with 'this is the scam')

@divyangana sab bike hue hai. (Reply with yahi to scam hai)


@premlata_rai tujhse bachne ke liye hi kiya hai aisa


the best part of the placement orientation was that hot masters chick. i really want to hook up with her. suggest a way.

best part of the placement orientation was that hot matki chick.really wanna hook up with her.suggest a way.


sehwag is greater than shikhar dhawan and rohit sharma combined


why are you persistenty fingering at the wounds that were healed by time?
 #Aadab

Jin zakhmon ko waqt bhar chala hai, tum kyu unhe unglee kiye jaa rahe ho?
 #Aadab


@iamGunjanGrunge you've come again to ask for a chick... pervert @Insane_chorri

@iamGunjanGrunge phir aa gaya maal maangne.. Tharki @Insane_chorri


@tweeting_paltumne you've taken away my heart... return it now @dhaval241086

@tweeting_paltumne to <3 le hi liya hai.. Wapas karo ab @dhaval241086


ohhh! that is bad... god knows where our education system is going?

ohhh that is bad....god knows where our educatn systm is goin?


@batrakopal you're making ghosts your brother?
 keep at it.

@batrakopal bhooton ko bhai banate ho tum?
 Lage raho.


you can't say these kind of things to sir...


@engineeroholic pakka kuchh nahi keh sakte


which match are you watching? https://twitter.com/sachin_rt/status/850394675366252544

Yeh kaunsa match dekh raha haihttps://twitter.com/sachin_rt/status/850394675366252544Â â€¦


retweet this tweet within 3 seconds of seeing it. you will have sinned if you don't. today on mahashivratri festival shivji will punish you. retweet quickly.

Iss tweet ko dekhte hi 3 second mein RT kare . Nahi kiya to paap lagela , aaj Mahashivratri ke parv pe Shivji aapko dand denge . Jaldi RT kare .


@Oinkoo Bhook lagi hai tikki khilaa de ^-^


not only my eyes, but my heart too cried in your love

Aankh hi na royi hai, ____ bhi tere pyar mein roya hai


@Ra_Biesaadha your country has shifted here and is eating our food.

@Ra_Biesaadha desh to hamare yahan shift hokar hamari roti kha raha hai


@Atheist_Krishna this really is a place! :D

@Atheist_Krishna ye sach mein ek jagah hai! :D


@Dishasatra @premlata_rai now tell me what we can do in this matter?

@Dishasatra @premlata_rai ab batao iss mein hum kya kar sakte hai?


kalijai temple as seen from the boat is awesome! #kalijai #kalijaitemple #chilikalake #chilika #odisha https://t.co/ijBh7sZcPy

From the boat ... kalijai temple ... awesome !!! #kalijai #kalijaitemple #chilikalake #chilika #odisha https://t.co/ijBh7sZcPy


@retardedwriter @Alllahdin :-O when did this happen?

@retardedwriter @Alllahdin :-O Ye kab hua?


brother, what world do you live in... are you an alien? you are not talking of rights, you are talking nonsense. useless. your are wasting your time. #TripleTalaq

Are "Bhai Aap Kis Duniya me ji rahe ho .. Alien ho kya 0 Aap Huq ki baat nahi " Aap Farji Baat kar rahe ho 0 Useless 0 Your are westing your time 0 #TripleTalaq


@akshaykanitkar @YearOfRat @Alllahdin @retardedwriter wow! :D let's meet and drink beer!

@akshaykanitkar @YearOfRat @Alllahdin @retardedwriter Arrey waah! :D Chalo milte hai sab, daaru peete hai!


@VikrantShanbhag hahaha. i'm not single, freedom is my wife...
 ps: my freedom, not that of the country@Parsahiya

@VikrantShanbhag hahaha single kahan, azaadi hai na meri dulhan..
 PS: Azaadi desh ki nahi, meri@Parsahiya


did you sometimes match with the fall of the saree?


@_GandaBachcha brother, miracles happen at their place @Pontifex

@_GandaBachcha bhai inke yaha miracle hote hai miracle @Pontifex


i have heard about one on one pizza but now #SultanTicketsOnPaytm is also one on one. wow @paytm ! http://m.p-y.tm/movtic pic.twitter.com/DVywOA0weG

Pizza toh 1+1 suna tha, ab #SultanTicketsOnPaytm bhi 1+1 Wah @paytm ! http://m.p-y.tm/movticÂ pic.twitter.com/DVywOA0weG


tamil remake of udta Punjab - in a village there lived a farmer uduthaathaa.

Tamil remake of Udta Punjab - Ek gaanv mein, ek kisaan, uduthaathaa.


Women's day saal me kitni baar aata hai?


@abhisar_sharma due to #Notebandi the srijan scam was brought to light. money was stuck wherever it was. if this is not a slap what is it?

@abhisar_sharma #Notebandi ki wajah se Srijan scam ujagar hua " paisa janha Ka tanha fas gya thA " ye tamacha nahi to or kya hai ..


retweet @ANI_news : giriraj sir has said it now . but I have been a votary of small family with two children for long : najma heptullah https://t.co

RT @ANI_news : Giriraj ji has said it now . But I have been a votary of small family with two children for long : Najma Heptullah https://t.co


@Madan_Chikna @The_Sleigher we'll make ram temple in hindi

@Madan_Chikna @The_Sleigher HINDI ME RAM MANDIR BANAYENGE


@ShootinThoughts @DDNewsHindi HAHAHAHA. whosoever was tagged, i did it for everyone

@ShootinThoughts @DDNewsHindi HAHAHAHA jo bhi tagged the , sabko kar diya


@friendlii_ghost donate 100 rupees and leave!

@friendlii_ghost 100 rupya tekao aur niklo!


@KashifSRKian slipping from the shade #DilwaleOnSony

@KashifSRKian chaav se phisal ke #DilwaleOnSony


so do I, so do I.
there is one pomogrenate but multiple sick people. whom all do I give my heart to?

So do I, so do I.
 Ek hai anaar yahan, kitne bimaar yahan. Ye dil main kis kis ko du?


ma'am, your brother is giving is devotees another chance in mali https://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/667294400632848384

Maam Mali me aapke bhai hum bhakt logo ko phir mauka de rahe haihttps://twitter.com/RanaAyyub/status/667294400632848384Â â€¦


let's go to a nice resto bar. i will have sangria & nachos...
no sister, I love my hard-earned money more than you.

Let's go to a nice resto bar ya and I will have Sangria & Nachos...
 Nahi behen, tujhse zyada pyar mujhe apne mehnat se kamaye paison se hai.


not a bullet, let's have him bitten by this. pic.twitter.com/XUhBn3EyP1

Goli nahi isse katwate hai iskopic.twitter.com/XUhBn3EyP1


this is still my favorite pose of you.:) there are pancakes tomorrow. i'm glad you're here. we missed dj marcus! sweet dreams! http/URL

still my favorite pose of you ,:) pancakes tomorrow ,glad you're here ,we missed dj marcus !sweet dreams !http/URL


@dashhtweets yes. this is too much. please stop or we'll get to see bhajji's batting.

@dashhtweets han. Jyada hi ho gaya. Ruk jao nahi to bhajji ki batting bhi dekhne ko mil jayegi.


*if india tv was present in 1980's*
 #BreakingNews
a path opened up from the place where the prancing steps of love fell.

*If India TV was present in 1980's*
 #BreakingNews
 Pyar ne jahan pe rakha haj jhumke kadam ek baar, WAHIN SE KHULA HAI KOI RASTA.


due to 1% of the boys 99% of the girls are dishonoured

1% ladko ki wajah se 99% ladkiya badnam hoti hai


#Dhoni misbah brother, learn something from the captain

#Dhoni misbah bhai kuch sikh Captain saahab se 0


everyone's sweaters used to be in one place in the cricket groud

cricket ground me ek jagah sabke sweater pade hote the ...


The power of 'i'? i thought the power of 's' was the best  :p

l ki power ?mujhe laga s ki power best thi :p


:'( i too have the right to make bad puns.

:'( Mujhe bhi gande pun maarne ka adhikar hai.


i will faint in the queue... come take a look, goa is spic and span

line me behosh ho jaunga.. aake dekho.. goa to saaf sutra hai


@katamulgi making runs on the pitch is matter of talent and sending balls outside the voundary is rohit sharma's work

@katamulgi pitch pay run banana talent kaa kaam hain , boundary Kay bahar ball bhejna Rohit kaa kaam hain Ã°Å¸ËœÅ½


rofl... filled finger ... by the way, every parent gets this fluent english fever at some point and its really cute.

rofl .. filled finger .. wese iss fluent english ka bukhaar har parents ko ek baar zarur chadhta h or bht cute b lagta h .


@gautamverma23 hehe.. Woh to jaane ke baad hi pata chalega


@makemytrip #DilKehtaHai
 fly on the wings of the wind,
 melt on touching the hot sand of the desert.

@makemytrip #DilKehtaHai
 Hawaon ke paron par ud jaon,
 Registan ki garm mitti ko chhu kar pighal jaon.


dream: my prince charming will arrive
reality: pankajlal choube,balrampur, uttar pradesh

Dream: Mere sapnon ka rajkumar aayega
 Reality: Pankajlal Choube,Balrampur, Uttar Pradesh


@bizzarebhideh haha. man! 34 centuries were hit but you only remember 36.

@bizzarebhide Haha. Kya yaar. 34 centuries maari aur tumhe woh 36 hi yaad hai.


i'm not the 'go out' type. saturday nights are my "stay up all night with the fellows on 360 " night, but i think i'll dive into paterno's biodata.

i'm not the go out type .saturday nights are my" stay up all night with the fellas on 360 "night ,but i think i'll dive into paterno's bio .


the braggart's campaign of lies has begun... today the braggart has planted a bush of lies...

feku ka jhutha abhiyan phir se shuru ........ ajj jhuth ki jhaadi laga de feku ne ..


@bhak_sala sir, have a look at direct messages sometimes


ahmed still remains https://twitter.com/akashnegi_11/status/850393904495177728

Ahmed bacha hai https://twitter.com/akashnegi_11/status/850393904495177728Â â€¦


guddu ke exams keb se suru ho rahe hai ?????


@narendramodi_in i didn't benefit from the demoetisation but i'm happy for the fact that corrupt people face huge loss #Notebandi

@narendramodi_in 0 Notebandi se mera koi fyada na hua ho par khushi ish baat ki kuch corrupt logo ka bohut ghaata hua #Notebandi


laughing out loud. he'll be done in 4 pegs


@MeetUunngLee come close brother... beer is the crutch of the crying men

@MeetUunngLee aaja bhai rote ko daaru ka sahara


aapke itna saara pyar ke liye shukriya :-)


@iamsonisinghal where have you seen a celebrity without money? please show...

@iamsonisinghal bina paise ke celebrity kaha dekhe hai aapna..batana zara


@someUSER @someUSER just saw jennifer hudson on 26th street. she looks great! she's super skinny

@someUSER @someUSER just saw jennifer hudson on 26th street she looks great !!super skinny


@ThePatrator Lawyers too don't earn less brother.

@ThePatrator Lawyers bhi kam nahi chaapte bhai


when I was in school I saw dreams like this too... lol

aise sapne toh humne bhi dekhe thei school mein ..lolz


lol... true story! teaching the kids of this generation gives me headache :/

lol ..true story !waise ,aaj kal ke baccho ko padha ke sar mein dard hi hota hai :/


#GST is being celebrated by devotees as if 15 lacs have been deposited in their accounts@jaalaj1992 @kit2tyagi

#GST ko Bhakts aise Celebrate kar rahe "hai jaise 15L account mein aa gaye ho ..@jaalaj1992 @kit2tyagi