text: Grammys, Oscars, Emmys, Tonys
  Pretty perfect plastic phonies
  Princesses and poofy dresses
  After parties, VIP lists
  There he is, should I know him?
  Smile with those faces and
  Kiss kiss, hug hug
  Dont say it, think it, bite your tongue
  Kiss kiss, hug hug
  Makes me wanna just throw up
  Pointless conversation
  Forget what your name is
  Frozen grins, purple martinis
  Geisha girls and micro Minis
  Geeks with cameras, stars with mommas
  Gotta love that freak show drama
  Gettin drunk 
  Hookin up 
  Loser, schmoozer 
  Kiss kiss, hug hug
  Dont say it, think it, bite your tongue
  Kiss kiss, hug hug
  Makes me wanna just throw up
  Pointless conversations
  Forget what your name is
  Id like to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press Association
  And my dog Delicious, and my hamster, God and Oprah
   and yoga teachers
  My personal trainer Sven
  And, of course all my fans
  Kiss kiss, hug hug
  Dont say it, think it, bite your tongue
  Kiss kiss, hug hug
  Makes me wanna just throw up
  Kiss kiss, hug hug
  Gossip swept under the rug
  Kiss kiss, hug hug
  Yeah, Im here, its kind of fun
  Pointless conversations
  Forget what your name is
  Sarah? Or maybe Rachel?
  I mean, uh, Michelle?
  Maybe your name is Dorian?