text: What do you get when you take Godzilla to the mall?
  He scares all the children and shreds all the pillows
  And knocks over walls
  His emerald eyes, they sparkle and shine
  As he eats the food court and steals half my fries
  Thats what you get when you take Godzilla to the mall
  La-di-da, di-da, di-da
  La-di-da, di-da, di-da
  La-di-da, da-di-da, da-di-da
  What do you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom?
  He rings the bell and she looks out the window
  And calls the cops
  I try to explain that hes mostly tame
  As long as theres pizza and video games
  Thats what you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom
  La-di-da, di-da, di-da
  La-di-da, di-da, di-da
  La-di-da, da-di-da, da-di-da
  While everyone else is runnin and screamin
  I just love bein with you
  I guess they dont see all the things that Im seein
  That make you so uniquely you, you, you, you
  What do you get when you meet Godzilla and fall in love?