text: I buy my own things, I pay my own bills
  These diamond rings, my automobiles
  Everything I got, I bought it
  Boys cant buy my love, buy my love, yeah
  I do what I want, so say what you say
  I work real hard every day
  Im a motherfucking woman, baby, alright
  I dont need a man to be holding me too tight
  Im a motherfucking woman, baby, thats right
  Im just having fun with my ladies here tonight
  Im a motherfucker, yeah
  Oh whoa, whoa oh, whoa whoa, nah yeah
  I drive around town in my Cadillac
  Girls in the front, boys in the back, haha
  Loosey as a goosey and Im looking for some fun
  What the fuck?
  Im a motherfucking woman, baby, alright
  I dont need a man to be holding me too tight
  Im a motherfucking woman, baby, thats right
  Im just having fun with my ladies here tonight
  Im a motherfucker, yeah
  Whoa whoa, whoa oh, whoa whoa
  Im a motherfucker, yeah
  Whoa whoa, no, no, yeah
  Whoa whoa, no, yeah
  Dont buy me a drink, I make my money
  Dont touch my weave, dont call me honey
  Cause I wrote this shit, baby, I wrote this shit
  Dont buy me a drink, I make my money
  Dont touch my weave, dont call me honey
  Cause I run my shit, baby, I run my shit
  Dont buy me a drink, I make my money
  Dont touch my weave, dont call me honey
  Cause I wrote this shit, baby, yeah, I wrote this shit
  Dont buy me a drink, I make my money
  Dont touch my weave, dont call me honey
  And Im a motherfucking woman, baby, alright
  I dont need no man to be holding me too tight
  Im a motherfucking woman, baby, thats right
  Im just having fun with my ladies here tonight
  Im a motherfucker
  Whoa whoa, whoa oh, whoa whoa
  Im a motherfucker, yeah
  Whoa whoa, whoa whoa, whoa whoa, no
  Thank you, thank you
  Thats fun 
  Yay Kesha, go Kesha
  Huh? Oh, thanks
  I was like, whats up?
  Yeah, I think were good
  Give it up for Eric
  Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric
  You guys coulda joined me on that, its cool
  Its like, we look out for each other around here
  Its just so weird to be on a stage and you can just drink out of a thermos and theres people watching you
  This is gonna end poorly, hold on
  Im sweating so much, and I wanna take my jacket off, but then youll see how much Im sweating
  This jacket is not coming off, for anyone
  Haha, what the fuck
  Alright, I think we should get bad to, like, some sad
  Oh no, we didnt work that out
  We didnt even work it out 
  Im sorry 
  Next time, were so close
  I dont know what Im playing
  Okay, this song, um, this is a happy song
  I wrote this, uh
  My first boyfriend, I wrote a lot of songs about him
  If you, if you, yeah
  And uh, so I wrote this one, um, about one of the, one of the, you now, half dozen to six dozen times we broke up and got back together
  I had flown like a thief in the night to Ohio
  Cause I was watching, like, Nicholas Sparks movies a lot
  And I was like, Thats what love is
  Love is like a Southwest Airline boarding group C because I bought it 20 minutes ago
  And so I went there and I got this burnt orange Suzuki hatchback
  Didnt know they made cars
  After driving it, they still dont really make cars
  Sorry if anyone drives a Suzuki
  Anyhow, I wrote this about that, this memory
  And uh, its very nostalgic
  Its sort of bittersweet because I wrote it all past-tense
  But its called Poetry