text: KE$HA
  Im in the South, I cant remember
  If I just moved. Where are my pants?
  I spent the night with Ms. December
  Where is Pitbull, lets make a hit
  KE$HA
  Youre late for the shoot
  PITBULL
  Im at the beach
  KE$HA
  Ill go down to you
  PITBULL
  Thats not necessary
  KE$HA
  But first Ill brush my teeth and gargle with this booze
  PITBULL
  Ugh. Gross!
  Stay put, seriously
  Nah! We just gon do this one over the phone
  So I can kiggity keep watchin Deputy Dawg
  When you say youre going down, what do ya mean?
  Do you mean going down on me, senor clean?
  If thats the case no thanks i got it covered
  I get more action than shamu has blubber
  Ill stay here. You stay on your rocker
  And Kids, always remember to drink Dale vodka
  PITBULL
  If Ke$ha sings on your song
  Make the space between you long
  Last time i saw her we made love
  When she left i had bed bugs
  Had to put my stuff in bags
  Even Lassie, such a drag
  What is Kesha up to now
  What is her part of the song about?
  KE$HA
  I just fell down, crashed through a winder!
  But it was cool, hey theres my pants
  I have to go, I promised Pitbull
  Id be the girl, on his new jam
  I think we should, move in together
  PITBULL
  No please no!
  KE$HA
  Ill do the chores
  PITBULL
  I got a maid!
  KE$HA
  You pay the rent
  PITBULL
  I fly solo!
  KE$HA
  Well get bunk beds, best friends forever
  Itll be fun, you wont regret!
  PITBULL
  Ay Dios Mio!
  Cmon now Ke$ha stay two states away
  I dont want to have to have the guy come and spray
  This song is about objectifying women
  And selling products like Pitbulls Fried Chicken
  Stay right there in that dive; Luganis
  Bet that place smells like ass; anus
  Hey what happened to that model?
  Uh oh...she...just..got...ate by sharks
  Chew tobacco doe see doe
  Is this country? I dont know
  This video dont make no sense
  I have to speak to my agent
  He made me replace Dale with Timber
  I used to say Dale, do you remember?
  Dale is an awesome word
  Timbers just a piece of wood. Hello?
  KE$HA
  Im in your house, and Im hungover
  Im gonna puke, where is your trash?
  Oh here it is, its on your dresser
  A golden cone
  PITBULL
  No!
  KE$HA
  Its on a stand
  PITBULL
  Not my latin Grammy!
  NO!!!! WHY KE$HA, WHY!?
  OH MAN! At least its over
  AGH, COME ON!
  How much puke you got inside?
  Hello, exterminator, I have a Kesha infestation in my house. Yes I can hold