text: Cougars are my favourite ladies
  Purr like a vintage Mercedes
  Mid 40s, no babies
  Look fly since the early 80s
  Cougars dont waste time
  Gotta be at work, 9 to 5
  Eat your meat to survive
  So old, she barely alive
  Strut like a panther
  Looking epileptic on the dance floor
  Shell claw your pants off
  And look good for beating the cancer
  Playmate, 88
  Dont rollerblade, she rollerskate
  Squeeze juice out your grapes
  Like fine wine, getting better with age
  You can feel the bite
  You hear the growl
  Cuz the midnight cougars on the prowl
  Baby like a wine, Im fine over time
  But Im gonna make you mine
  Cougars are all the rage
  But dont let them out their cage
  Ancient or middle aged
  Want cocks and botox in their faces
  Cougars do it right
  Cuz they hot blooded; cold desires
  And they never want to stay the night
  Disappear before the morning light
  They aint even gotta be that old
  If they twice your age, youre good to go
  The big 40
  Fake J-Lo ass with an MJ nose
  Arthritis
  In the hip and neckbone from pulling all-nighters
  Young girls, they alright
  But a night with a cougar? Priceless