text: Now today, class
  The topic of the day
  Boys, pretend theyre men but theyre just boys
  Theyre always scratchin on their toys
  Let me tell you somethin bout boys
  Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
  Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
  Tell me, Rebecca
  What do you know about boys?
  Boys are horny in the morning
  Then they tell me that they love me
  Then I give them what they want
  They always take me shopping
  Boys dont play it like James Dean
  Dressin slick from top to bottom
  Misbehave, Ill go to school
  To kick their ass like Im their mother
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  Boys, pretend theyre men but theyre just boys
  Theyre always scratchin on their toys
  Let me tell you somethin bout boys
  Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
  Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
  You, there in the front row, Tessa, you
  What do you know about boys?
  Would you like to share it with the class?
  If you looked in my boyfriends brain
  You would see its kind of roomy
  Theres some balls and theres a sausage
  Always pointing at my boobies
  But dont get too complicated
  Use big words or talk too quick
  You must learn to just be patient
  Cause hes thinking with his  
  La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
  La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
  But if I want somebody to love
  Guess I gotta try to put up
  With the boys or I could turn gay
  No, thats okay
  So, if I want somebody to love
  I just cant expect too much
  From the boys, just use em for play
  Yeah, thats okay
  Boys, pretend theyre men but theyre just boys
  Theyre always scratchin on their toys
  Let me tell you somethin bout boys
  Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
  Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
  So, to sum up todays lesson
  Boys, they might have sexy muscles
  Or a shiny Lamborghini
  But its probably compensating
  For an eeny teeny weenie
  Eeny teeny weenie, eeny teeny weenie
  Eeny teeny weenie, eeny teeny weenie
  So, if I want somebody to love
  I just cant expect too much
  From the boys, just use em for play
  Just use them to play with
  Theyre really cute
  Theyre not really good for that much, but
  They can like, run around and, you know
  You can kind of get down with them
  And theyre kind of furry and
  They kind of smell but sometimes they-
  Boys are, boys are okay
  Parts of them, parts of them are okay