text: My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer
  My brother got kicked out of school, aw bummer
  Julie-Anne got laid in the backseat of a Hummer
  And got arrested like Mel Gibson
  I read in the trades that the NSYNC boy is..
  No way
  But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
  I got drunk and totally lost it
  When I woke up the first thing that I thought of was:
  Oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos
  Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?
  Celebutants work in the glamorazzi
  Should have told my story to the tabloids, took the money
  It takes a lot to get kicked out of those parties
  And almost get arrested like Mel Gibson
  I dont recall at all, but I got like fifty phone calls, Oh my God is it true?
  But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
  I got drunk and totally lost it
  When I woke up the first thing that I thought of was:
  Oh, no, no Kesha, those hot Gucci shoes 
  Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?
  Oh, of all the stupid things Ive done 
  Im the proudest of this bra
  But this ones the best
  I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
  I got drunk and totally lost it
  When I woke up the first thing that I thought of was:
  Oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos
  And those Minolos and Pradas and Chloes and your sparkly dresses
  Hey Paris, I saw the same stuff at Target
  Hey Paris, what ya gonna do?
  What ya gonna do, what ya gonna do?
  I totally lost it, la la la, oh, no boy Ive lost it, la la la
  Paris Hiltons closet
  I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
  I got drunk and totally lost it
  When I woke up threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
  I got drunk and totally lost it
  Tra la la, tra la la la la la