text: Hittin on me, boy?
  D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur
  A D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur
  An O-L-D M-A-N, youre an old man
  Hittin on me, boy, you need a CAT scan
  Old man, why are you starin at me?
  Mack on me and my friend, its kinda creepy
  You should be prowlin around the old folks home
  Come on, brother, leave us alone
  At first I thought that it was kinda funny
  That youre the age of my grandpa, pappy
  But for real, I know you got lots of money
  But I still wont get down with you, honey
  D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur
  A D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur
  An O-L-D M-A-N, youre an old man
  Hittin on me, boy, you need a CAT scan
  Not long til youre a senior citizen
  And you can strut around with that sexy bag of oxygen
  Honey, your toupee is fallin to your left side
  Get up and go, brother, save yourself a little pride
  You sit down, buy me a martini
  Wont go away, my hints arent sinking
  Hey, you say, wanna come with me?
  Im about to barf, seriously
  Hey, buddy, are those teeth real?
  Yeah, how many times have you been married?
  Seriously, I mean are you wearing your diapers?
  Kesh, theyre called Depends
  Honey, its bingo night, youre missing bingo night
  Well, Kesh, its not even that, its past his bedtime anyway
  He needs to go home and get tucked in
  And take his teeth out and take all those pills
  Totally, I mean what skeezy old guy just hangs around a bar
  And hits on cute young girls, anyway?
  He must have amnesia and lost his way and somehow wandered in here
  Aw, he must think that, like, were his grandkids
  No, no sir, no were not
  Bingo nights that way
  Turn around, okay
  No skeezy old guys for us
  Thank you, thanks, have a good night
  Have a good night, buddy, see ya
  D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur
  A D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur
  An O-L-D M-A-N, youre an old man
  Hitting on me, boy, you need a CAT scan
  D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur
  A D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur
  An O-L-D M-A-N, youre just an old man
  Hittin on me boy