text: Stephen
  Stephen
  Why wont you call me?
  Stephen, why wont you call me?
  I saw you in your tight-ass rocker pants, you saw me too
  I laughed, cause I was completely trashed
  And I watched your ugly girlfriend sneer across the room
  As if I really care that shes here with you
  All I know is youre my object of affection
  My drug of choice, my sick obsession, oh
  Stephen 
  Why wont you call me? 
  Im sitting here waitin 
  Why wont you call me?
  Stephen 
  Im feelin pathetic 
  I cant take rejection 
  Why wont you call me?
  Ive got guys waiting in a line
  For me to play my evil girly games with all their minds
  Just watch me, Ive got it down to a simple art
  Just bat my eyes like this, and theres a broken heart
  But somehow, you turned the tables, what the hell?
  I can charm the pants off anyone else but you
  Stephen 
  Why wont you call me? 
  Im sitting here waitin 
  Why wont you call me?
  Stephen 
  Im feelin pathetic 
  I cant take rejection 
  Why wont you call me?
  Stephen, Im thinkin that maybe
  You might think Im crazy
  Is that why you wont call me?
  Steve, dont you think Im pretty?
  Do you not love me?
  Is that why you wont call me?
  Cause youre my object of affection
  My drug of choice, my sick obsession
  I want to keep you as my pet
  To play with and hide under my bed forever
  Stephen 
  Why wont you call me? 
  Im sitting here waitin 
  Why wont you call me? 
  Stephen 
  Im feelin pathetic 
  I cant take rejection 
  Why wont you call me?
  Stephen 
  Ill knit you a sweater 
  I want to wrap you up in my love 
  Forever 
  I would never let you go Stephen
  Ill never let go
  Stephen 
  Why wont you call me? 
  Im sitting here waitin 
  Why wont you call me?
  Stephen 
  Im feelin pathetic 
  I cant take rejection 
  Why wont you call me?
  Why wont you call me?