text: You could ride a unicorn to school
  And if you fall off, youd have healthcare
  And if you finish school, youd go to college for free
  That makes sense and thats fair
  And if you were a lady
  Then you own your lady parts
  Just like a man goes to a dealership
  And then he owns a car
  Vroom, vroom
  Fuck you 
  What if life as we knew it was over?
  Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
  What if rich, white, straight men
  Didnt rule the world anymore?
  What if rich, white, straight men
  Didnt rule the world anymore?
  If youre from another land, then come here
  You wont have to climb a wall
  And if you are a boy who loves a boy
  Youll get a wedding cake and all
  And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
  Then you will make as many dollars as the boys
  Not just two thirds
  Cha-ching
  Fuck you 
  What if life as we knew it was over?
  Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
  What if rich, white, straight men
  Didnt rule the world anymore?
  What if rich, white, straight men
  Didnt rule the world anymore?
  Twinkle, twinkle little star
  How I wish the world was different
  Where who you love and who you are
  Was nobody’s fucking business
  What if rich, white, straight men
  Didn’t rule the world anymore?
  What if rich, white, straight men
  Didnt rule the world anymore?
  What if rich, white, straight men
  Didn’t rule the world anymore?
  What if rich, white, straight men
  Didnt rule the world anymore?
  What if...?