text: He left me for that other girl, and yeah, he left this T-shirt too
  That finished baseball jersey from Bowies tour in 72 
  And my best friend got a boyfriend and she finished for ten months
  Not over so shes calling and expects me to pick up 
  I wish that I could help them, Im so sorry for their pain
  Not my problem, not my problem
  What a twist of fate, they would have to wait
  Not my problem, they just talk and talk and talk 
  La, da, da, da, da, not my problem
  My brother used to rat me out, sit back and watch the fight
  He wants me to be his alibi for where he was last Friday night 
  My guitar player came begging for my 57 strap 
  To impress this girl, but the last guitar I lent him, he never gave it back
   I wish that I can help them
  But theres only so much time 
  Not my problem, not my problem
  What a twist of fate, they would have to wait
  Not my problem, they just talk and talk and talk 
  I dont wanna seem vicious
  I dont wanna come off heartless
  Callous, get this, they treat me like a doormat
  I wont take that anymore 
  Not my problem, not my problem
  They can save their breath and save themselves instead
  Not my problem, it may not be PC, but it works for me
  Not my problem, not my problem
  What would they do if they were me?
  Well, that could never be
  Not my problem 
  They just talk and talk and talk 
  La, da, da, da, da, not my problem