text: Interrogator: Lets start with the hard ones first, shall we?
  Ke$ha: What do you wanna know?
  Interrogator: I want to know your full name.
  Ke$ha: Ke$ha. With a dollar sign.
  Interrogator: Whats your date of birth?
  Ke$ha: March 1st, 1987.
  Interrogator: Is it true your mother was an alien?
  Ke$ha: How do you know that?
  Interrogator: Just answer the question.
  Ke$ha: Yes.
  Interrogator: What about your father? What was he? Alice Cooper?
  Ke$ha: Kind of.
  Interrogator: Is it true that your song Gold Trans Am is about you hoo-ha?
  Ke$ha: Yes, that is true. I admit fully that it is. Cause my vaginas gold. Its glittery too. It smells like candy.
  Interrogator: So if I asked the question, Do you eat glitter on a daily basis? Whats your answer to that one?
  Ke$ha: I do. Thats fair. Thats fine. I do.
  Interrogator: Mr. Peep$. Oh yeah. Your cat. When did you last speak to it?
  Ke$ha: Everyday. All day long. And Im psychic, and I can talk to him in my mind, every second.
  Interrogator: Whats he doing right now?
  Ke$ha: Right now, hes climbing up a tree. He thinks youre a big asshole.
  Interrogator: Have you got codenames for you male conquests?
  Ke$ha: Yeah.
  Interrogator: Give me an example.
  Ke$ha: Captain Dicknballs. DJ Fucktard.
  Interrogator: Do you know a Baby Spoon?
  Ke$ha: Oh... Why are you bringing him into this? Why are you bringing the Baby Spoon here?
  Interrogator: Do you know him?
  Ke$ha: Yeah! He liked to spoon. So, he wanted to be the baby spoon. And I thought that was super lame.
  Interrogator: Youve got a track called Past Lives on your new album. Oh yeah. And its about Elvis Presley. Is that right.
  Ke$ha: No, its about Liberace. Cause apparently I was Liberace in my past life. I really like capes.
  Interrogator: Hes the guy with the glitter, isnt he?
  Ke$ha: Yeah.
  Interrogator: Do you speak Dinosaur?
  Ke$ha: I do. Do you wanna hear? Do you speak Dinosaur?
  Interrogator: No, I dont speak Dinosaur. Thank you.
  Ke$ha: speaks in Dinosaur
  Interrogator: Are you talking to ghosts was we speak?
  Ke$ha: No, Im talking in Dinosaur! Im talking to Mr. Peeps in Dinosaur. Its our secret language.
  Interrogator: Are you able to--
  Ke$ha: speaks in Dinosaur
  Interrogator: So, lets talk tattoos. Shall we?
  Ke$ha: I got some tattoos.
  Interrogator: Tattoos. Ah! You got more than one?
  Ke$ha: Uh-huh.
  Interrogator: Tell me about the other ones.
  Ke$ha: Theyre all really terrible. shows inner lip tattoo I got that one in prison.
  That one was supposed to be a feather, but it looks like a leaf.
  That one says, Yeah!
  Interrogator: Is it true you got one on your queen mum?
  Ke$ha: What?
  Interrogator: Your queen mum.
  Ke$ha: My mom?
  Interrogator: Cockney? Queen mum? Bum?
  Ke$ha: Oh, my butt! No. laughs Im wasted. No Im not. speaks Dinosaur
  Interrogator: Do you prefer to record naked?
  Ke$ha: Yeah.
  Die Young Chorus