text: Welcome
  Should I do something like that?
  Do the, uh, the, like, right in be-, like, in between that
  A little scarier? More Dracula?
  Welcome
  Welcome!
  What? To Draculas lair?
  Welcome, to Hotel Diablo!
  I am your baggage claim man
  I, wait... I am your bellboy, Dracula
  How may I suck your tits fa- I mean take your bags?
  Hello
  Dracula is that you?
  Ahh haha, you caught me. Yes, its-
  Lemme do a, lemme do a run of that, hold on
  Fuck that, its not funny