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  Yo, Kells, this is Puff man.
  Ay yo, what the fuck did yall do to my crib last night, man?!
  Yo, I lent you the keys for 24 fucking hours, cause yall mother-fucking niggas got kicked out of all the hotels on the east coast.
  Im tryna to be a hospitable motherfucker, I lend yall the keys I come back to my house me and my chick and there aint no mother-fucking front door, man!
  What the fuck did yall do with the front door, man!?
  Then I walk in the house, me and her we thirsty, been out all day, want some mother-fucking Cîroc, yall niggas drink up all the Cîroc.
  You got empty Cîroc bottles in my shit.
  At least throw the shits in the garbage, and then this is what takes the cake:
  When I was showing you the crib, you know I told you about my mother-fucking Corinthian white-leather couch that cost me seventy-five thousand dollars from Florence, Italy.
  Yall mother fuckers done tagged it up with a magic marker saying Laced Up!
  I dont know where the fuck yall think yall at, yall like some barbaric Cleveland niggas, man.
  Yall just gotta have a little bit of class and pay some respect, this Corinthian leather from Florence!
  Somebody done wrote Laced Up on that shit, the only thing thats about to be laced up is my foot up one of your motherfuckers asses!
  Im madder than a motherfucker and I will be deducting this Corinthian save...
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  Yeah, and dont think youre getting away with that shit if I cant get this magic marker out of my seventy-five thousand-dollar white Corinthian imported-from-Florence couch.
  I will be making sure that shit is recoupable motherfucker, but for real the only thing Im really mad about is if yall motherfuckers was gonna be raging this hard, you could have gave a nigga a mother-fucking heads-up!
  So I could have stayed and raged wit you cause if thats surely the way you rage, I cant wait till I borrow your house, Im gonna burn that motherfucker down, man!
  Im proud of yall motherfuckers, for real, this is some real fly shit, yall have totally fucked my house up!
  Lace Up, bitch!
  Bad Boy!
  EST!
  Hey yo motherfucker, bring my front door back.
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