text: {Beep}
  Welcome to Dick Chicken, home of the Dick Chickens
  Where we got Dick Chicken Pizza, Dick Chicken Nuggets, Dick Chicken Fish
  Dick Chicken Curly Fries, Dick Chicken Sticks, and just plain old Dick Chickens
  This is your main man, Papa Dick Chicken
  Go ahead with your order
  You lowlife piece of Dick-Chicken-eating shit