text: Ho, Ho, Ho
  So many Christmas letters
  So many wishes
  Lucy wants a squeezy doll
  Jimmy wants a moon rocket
  Oh, this lists rather long...
  Yaaaa
  Ya
  Hey now, Santa, Im writin to you
  Cause theres a lotta cool shit I want
  I know Ive been naughty
  But cut me some slack
  Cause theres a lotta cool shit I want
  So heres my list-a
  So check it a-twice-a
  I want
  A solid-gold Harley with machine guns on the front
  I want
  A Motley Crue lunch box
  Filled with sticky buns
  I wanna see-through jump suit
  That fits me tight
  I want all the Beatles copyrights
  I wanna chop Florida off the map
  I want Pamela Andersons Speedo top!
  Here ya go, Santa
  Thats my Christmas list
  Thats all the cool shit I want
  But wait a minute, Santa
  Heres some things I missed
  Theres still a lotta cool shit I want
  So heres my list-a
  So check it a-twice-a
  I want
  A time machine and a BB gun
  I want
  A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun
  I want
  To party naked on a school bus full of nuns
  I want
  A bumper pool table
  And a robot pelican
  There ya go, Santa
  Im sure youll agree that
  Theres some really cool shit I want
  I know Ive been naughty
  But I guarantee
  That I deserve every single one
  So take my list-a
  And check it a-twice-a
  I know Ive been naughty
  But life aint nice-a
  Please I still-a
  Need some more shit-a
  I want
  I diamond hyena shootin fire from his butt
  I want
  A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt
  I want
  A magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks
  I want
  All the cool shit I want!