text: Youre a douchebag and I can prove that
  With the evidence she left in my bed
  Youre a douchebag
  Youll never change, yeah
  And I still dont know whats going on in your head
  Moving on fast to the next, yeah
  Its a hundred percent, not a chance that Im wrong
  Whyd it take me this long to know?
  The story all started when a boy meets girl
  And they fell in love in a big, big world
  Found a place on the East Side
  She really thought he would treat her right
  But then one night shе came back home
  Started scrolling on hеr phone
  Saw pics on the Internet of him and a new girl in her bed
  I wanted us to end up as friends
  But you fucked it all up
  Youre a douchebag and I can prove that
  With the words you didnt say when you left
  Youre a douchebag
  Youll never change, yeah
  And I still dont know whats going on in your head
  Moving on fast to the next, yeah
  Its a hundred percent, not a chance that Im wrong
  Whyd it take me this long to know?
  Youre a douchebag 
  Youre a douchebag 
  Thought that we were on that ride or die shit
  On that baby, its just you and I shit
  I was the Courtney to your Kurt Cobain, yeah
  You numbed my brain just like novacane, yeah
  We were doing everything right, yeah
  Who woulda thought it would change in one night?
  I wanted us to end up as friends
  But you fucked it all up
  Youre a douchebag and I can prove that 
  With the words you didnt say when you left
  Youre a douchebag
  Youll never change, yeah
  And I still dont know whats going on in your head
  Moving on fast to the next, yeah
  Its a hundred percent, not a chance that Im wrong
  Whyd it take me this long to know
  That youre a douchebag? 
  Douchebag