text: Hey, its nice to meet ya
  Is what he said to me
  Baby, let me treat ya
  To a shot or three
  I think youre hot, but I was
  Just about to leave
  Join me if you wanna
  I live right down the street
  I was gonna go home
  Pop a bottle in the bathtub while I get stoned
  From the bar into the back
  Of a cab, up the stairs
  To my bedroom
  Its a sad sorry afterparty
  Tears be tasting like Bacardi
  Dont scream, youll wake up Molly
  Shes got work tomorrow morning
  Sad sorry afterparty
  Just my feelings getting sloppy
  Dont scream, youll wake up Molly
  Sad sorry afterparty
  Heres the part where we yell
  Off the balcony
  Make out in the shower
  Til we can barely breathe
  He said, Lets go to Malibu
  But I just wanna cry into the swimming pool
  Hey, its nice to meet ya
  Is what he said to me
  I was gonna go home
  Pop a bottle in the bathtub while I get stoned
  From the bar into the back
  Of a cab, up the stairs
  To my bedroom
  Its a sad sorry afterparty
  Tears be tasting like Bacardi
  Dont scream, youll wake up Molly
  Shes got work tomorrow morning
  Sad sorry afterparty
  Just my feelings getting sloppy
  Dont scream, youll wake up Molly
  Sad sorry afterparty
  Sad sorry afterparty
  Tears be tasting like Bacardi
  Dont scream, youll wake up Molly
  Shes got work tomorrow morning
  Sad sorry afterparty
  Sun came up and Im still sloppy
  Put some whiskey in my coffee
  Sad sorry afterparty
  Sad sorry afterparty
  Sad sorry afterparty