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@blonderella26 @Seahawksfan7777 @afern_alex @eugenegu @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump She's gonna have a meltdown π€£ | 1 |
If any trump supporters and Hillary haters wanna chirp some weak minded, pandering liberals just tweet at @EmmyA2 @snickerfritz04 | 0 |
@Villesportslaw You are way late to the party my friend. We were all over this yesterday... #hilarious | 1 |
@LATMultilingual Thanks for the shoutout! Will we see your team at #MortonPark on Thursday? #Smiles & #laughter guaranteed! π | 1 |
@beenthatkyd so I scrolled back up on the '17 GC because I missed it earlier and man you toooooooooo funny πππππ hilarious headassss!!! | 1 |
Hello everyone! How are you? Sinong excited na for live shows? Hahaha don't worry we are too ππ¬ | 1 |
'What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise.' Oscar Wilde #quote #blessing #motivation | 0 |
@NebulaJoker No, they aren't. Episodes are animated during the week before they air. | 0 |
@justapenname @lettrs @RealJamesWoods btw you're a #brilliant | 1 |
@Senpai_Vanilla This would be the height of hilarity, were it not for the fact that the adult swan is highly likely to attack. | 0 |
@honevbee close up shots of my ugly mug as I continue to talk about Blaine years after glee has been dead | 0 |
well my day started off great π the mocha machine wasn't working @ mcdonalds. | 0 |
Reflection: the grind has been so REAL! Working 2 jobs & being in school. #ksudsm #ksu #recruiter #instructor #tumble #cheer #gradschool | 0 |
@mark_slifer actually maybe we were supposed to die and my donation saved our lives?? #optimism | 0 |
Mou is too jovial and trying to impress those players too much. No player is bigger than manutd. SAF won't tolerate all this bs @ManUtd | 0 |
just released two videos in honer of Cory Monteith and Finn Hundson go wath link in bio\n@CoryMonteith @LeaMichele #glee | 1 |
The jovial laughter that Trump and his lackeys showed when Don King used the N word was a truly bizarre sight | 0 |
Driving down the thruway,pantless. #breezy | 1 |
The best thing about #australianninjawarrior tonight is watching the failed attempts on the bomb slider. #hilarious #laughingsohard π€£π€£π€£ | 1 |
@LivUniLibrary the only enjoyment I have at the moment, that is how sad my life is | 0 |
@CutTimeComic They are adorable !!! I need them all π | 1 |
i swear people dont wanna see me happy like they will try to do anything to fuck up what i got going | 0 |
Why bother tweeting poor men's? \nWhat good does it do? If I'm unable to be cheery, I go quiet. Missed you, btw | 0 |
dropped my birth control on the floor and cant find it cause it blends with the carpet π #joy | 1 |
#Pit2PB A barnyard full instruments + 10 rockin' sheep = one fuming farmer with very little sleep! #funny #Pit2Pub #C #PB | 1 |
For many years I have despised olives, my thoughts on them have now changed. #delightful | 1 |
@berniedole looks that way. But let's think about Rohan last week ... | 0 |
@washingtonpost Mr. Trump strongly believes he will be the greatest President after Lincoln in history books. He lacks restraint. #laughing | 0 |
I mean, is she supposed to seem joyous when she's talking Rodrigo Duterte, ISIS, the American economy, etc.? Think about what you're saying. | 0 |
Remember watching a talk show for class 1 day about the Charlie Hebdo aftermath.. guests had a lively debate over religion/free speech.. 4/x | 0 |
tweet tweet chirp chirp losers | 0 |
@andybainbridge4 Duna what u mean mate, am a delight | 1 |
Okay but I was sad I was missing out on bubblegum ice cream today at the fair so my friends brought it to my work π€ | 0 |
The best thing about cooking with eggs is that even if your original idea doesn't work, you've still got scrambled eggs! #optimism | 1 |
If I were assured of your eventual destruction I would, in the interests of the public, cheerfully accept my own.' Sherlock Holmes | 0 |
Boys of Fall makes me miss cheering on Friday nights much sooooo bad #bulldogslwaysπΎ | 0 |
Morning! Good vibes today people!! It's July 11, 2017 at 09:00AM #goodmorning #twitter #happy | 1 |
There's loads to be #grateful for. Start by just looking in the mirror πβ¨ #ThursdayThoughts | 1 |
@jsc_84 Hi Jen π How are you getting on with your new phone? Did you manage to keep your number? π CT | 1 |
We face elimination tonight, 6:15 @ Mahoney #RoadToMahoney #optimism | 0 |
#Jesus #truth Psalms 32:11 You that are righteous, be glad and rejoice because of what the Lord has done. You that obey him, shout for joy! | 1 |
@jojo110110 @kenanbailey Told you ! It's basically another iron man but a cheaper version π | 1 |
@warmneutrals 'passenger in car next to u cheerfully asks for a cigarette and then directions' | 0 |
Wow @BrockLesnar you're #awesome man! #FatalsWay #SummerSlam #WWE #wrestling #champ | 1 |
@Devilligan It's a beautifully sincere balancing act of grief and hilarity. | 0 |
We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. Abraham Lincoln #optimism #FLOW #nonresistance | 0 |
No, just tweet pictures of four fictional characters who describe you. One should be an animated character. @sunshinessp411 | 0 |
Half past midnight, loud banging on our front door, been told about new rape cases in Edinburgh today #nosleep | 0 |
Happy happy birthday @mrjaxtaylor hope your day is f*n awesome! Have a drink or two or five for me!! | 1 |
@ChildersRadio @gracepotter #adorable little pony | 1 |
Early childhood demonstrates #pleasure seeking behavior and it canβt be considered as the vital tool of knowledge learning. \n#edchat #edtech | 0 |
Her charm is liveliness but this is also her weakness. | 0 |
One of the great/horrible moments as a professor is seeing a wonderful student leaving your university to pursue his/her true passion. | 1 |
@danabente Well, thank you. Sincerely π | 1 |
Smile because you have the promise of tomorrow and the next day and the next day ..endless possibilities ! #focus #live #happiness | 1 |
Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter. Friedrich Nietzsche #friedrichnietzsche | 0 |
@ColMorrisDavis @rolling_2 @realDonaldTrump @pbump He's jubilant to hear the word that he probably uses in secret heard out loud. | 0 |
@William79825670 @Bienvenuebrexit @UnityRefEire I better bring in the washing then...enjoy yere caveman celebration's laughing π stock π | 1 |
During the day @JeffProbst is jovial. At #TribalCouncil he's a different, darker fellow. Still simply but smiles are few. #Survivor | 0 |
@burnsjeanie @laurawilshaw_ @_heyitsnic0la @katyjane_ @jesseveson @Tomilicious12 @MichaelCollabro Haha..yes he does! π€£ | 1 |
When you feel like a smile will be fake, add a laugh to it. You will be surprised how joyful you will become. #simplylovejesus | 1 |
Good Night everyone... #goodnight #sleep #nice #great #night #music #day | 1 |
@realDonaldTrump Hilarious. What about self reflection??? World laughing at you! | 1 |
Oh yeah, it feels so good to be alive and alone here in my joint! Thank God! #excitement βΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈ | 1 |
@KevinHearne Oh! That actually was my first guess but... I thought he was too dark for an Irish man from BCE. Thanks for clearing it up :D | 1 |
Big thanks to Brad Pitt who's trashy ways brought a modicum of levity to an otherwise lame week of political π€. | 0 |
Wow, you guys @FarPostSA truly rock! You got all the transfer deals spot-on! Well done. #credible #concise #spoton #brilliant | 1 |
really wanna dye me hair a bright colour but iv spent all this time growing the dye out | 0 |
How do adults remain jovial amidst all the bad news? | 0 |
Athenian: When mirth is the order of the day, he ought to be honoured most who gives most mirth to the greatest number (Laws) | 0 |
The things I get myself into... #nervous #excited #prayforme | 0 |
@izs @npmjs It'd be #awesome if we get emoji ππππsupport in #npm readmes. Readmes shouldn't be that serious. @github has it and it's #fun. | 1 |
Loading mirth out to be trusted websites: LKskQUfke | 0 |
@Smilejamtvj @clarkecooper @DahliaHarris looking fab today pleasing to the artistic eye! #GirlPowerTuesday | 1 |
Beautiful morning at the beach on Anna Maria Island with my wife. #vacation #blessed #happy | 1 |
@gjameslago Ngi y do u do this 2 me :-) iloveyou π | 1 |
A little of # yoga for a #happy day!! #Noeishappy #yogagirl #yogaeverydamnday #namaste #grateful #blessed πππ | 1 |
@DanLanthier That was exhilarating hockey. They're still out if Russia wins in regulation I'm reading. #fuck | 0 |
A loss ain't a loss, it's a lesson .Appreciate the pain, it's a blessing #jay #JayZ444 #smile | 0 |
im gonna rejoice because im gonna see jr and aron . | 1 |
@actor_nithiin Happy birthday Manisharma sirr............... Have a great year head | 1 |
Happy #worldfringeday I can't think of a more appropriate year to perform at the @edfringe for the first time with @CultureClashUK | 1 |
@mark_slifer actually maybe we were supposed to die and my donation saved our lives?? | 0 |
Happy 1 year anniversary to me & my shawtyβ€οΈππΈ it's been an amazing year together. | 1 |
#AI #revolation, soon is possible!\n#fearless #fearful #good #goodness | 1 |
@Ker_Anderson Maybe this evening if I can π | 1 |
Watch this amazing live.ly broadcast by @haythatjamile8 #lively #musically | 0 |
Never heard of #CaraCaraOranges until today. Very #tasty! I highly recommend them! #delicious #GoodForYou #fruits #oranges | 1 |
Life izn't about pleasing each others...π\n\n #hell #with | 0 |
Hey @AppleSupport, would be nice to have βclick to pauseβ or βpause when window inactiveβ on animated GIFs for macOS Messages app | 0 |
@neobrainless So... Lots of pretty coloured blobs of sugar? I mean I'm willing to try it, I'm just not sure I understand the point of it π
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342:147 And waxen in their mirth, and neeze, and swear\nA merrier hour was never wasted there.--\n#AMNDBots | 0 |
Koi to uso is off to a great start, enjoying it alot. Hope i don't lose interest midway just like i did with the manga xD | 1 |
#TOKYO\nFear death as much as optimism. | 0 |
Dry overnight here in Newmarket with a cool sunny start but set fair for Ladies Day #good ground | 1 |
@peachkellipop the whole thread is jovial and fun and then this comment is like FULL of misogyny | 0 |
See a TrueTwit\nwho's smiling so brightly.\nWell we reckon we're cool\nand we reckon rightly!! | 1 |
Happy birthday to one of the many founders of this fabulous company #blessed #TuesdayMotivation #begreat | 1 |
everyone says it's funny that no one took tyler seriously when he tried to come out of the closet, but I think it's sad. | 0 |
@saffronieee thnx fan π | 1 |