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Elisabeth: Koi bhoonkha hai? ;) Elisabeth: <file_photo> Felicity: Wooooooooow <3 Jessica: blueberry muffines? Elisabeth: Exactly ;-) Jessica: Nice!! Felicity: Delicious lag raha hai! Elisabeth: Thanks ;-) Elisabeth: And ye bahut quick aur easy hai Felicity: Good to know Elisabeth: Ye rahi recipe Elisabeth: <file_other> Elisabeth: But maine aur sugar daala hai

Elisabeth shares a photo and the recipe for blueberry muffins.

Tracy: Kya tum bus mein ho already? Bob: Yes, hum stations mein honge 15 minutes mein Dominic: maybe 20 Tracy: great!

Bob and Dominic are already on the bus. They'll be at the station in about 15-20 minutes.

Leo: Hello my dear friends, main tumhe batana chahunga hum tumhe already miss kar rahe hai. Yadany aur Roci waapis ghar pe hai aur woh keh rahi hai woh bahut sorry hai she could not come back in time to see you and say thank you for all the presents you had left for her and the rest of our family.Hum bahut gratefule hai tumhare liye! Diana: Hello our dear Cuban friends, thank you aapke kind words ke liye. Hum bhi tumhe miss kar rahe hai. Leo: Hum tumhe wish karte hai all the best for the rest of your travelling in Cuba. Mujhe contact karna agar main kuch bhi kar saku tumhe assist karne ke liye. Diana: Thank you, Leo. It's very kind of you. Abhi ke liye hum sahi hai. Leo: Tum kaha pe ho abhi if I may ask? Diana: Trinidad mein. Fantastic town hai. I love it. Hum yaha rahenge 4 aur days ke liye aur fir Cienfuegos jaayenge ek week ke liye, Mexico fly back karne se pehle. Leo: yeh sun ke achcha laga, aur yeh ki sab achcha chal raha hai Diana: <file_photo> Diana: Tum mind to nahi karoge agar main tumhe kuch photos bheju? Leo: Of course I don't. ye ek pleasure hai tumhe dekhna, agar sirf photos mein bhi. Tum dono bahut khush lag rahe ho. Diana: Aur hum hai bhi! Hum apna time kaafi enjoy kar rahe hai Cuba mein. Ye itni incredible country hai Leo: Thank you. Happy you like it. Hum touch mein rahenge. Diana: Yes, we will. Please Yadany ko humara pyar dena. Leo: Thank you ! :x :x to you and Marcus.

Diana and Marcus are travelling in Cuba. They are in Trinidad now. Leo, Yadany and Roci already miss them and are grateful for the presents received from them.

Lucas: Kya koi radio hai jo tum sunte ho? Marcus: Main BBC world service sunta hu har roz Marcus: Kyunko bahut better hai spotify pe music sunnna Marcus: to main radio se music itna expect nahi karta Audrey: Hmmm, main bilkul bhi radio nahi sunnta. Lucas: Ye achchi cheez hai agar tum car drive kar rahe ho, ya fir washing etc etc Lucas: Jab tumhare paas kuch hota hai karne ko aur woh tumhara itna attention require nahi karta ya fir just boring hai. Marcus: exactly, aur unke paas kaafi interesting podcasts hote hai BBC WS mein Audrey: Hmmm, maine socha nahi iske baare mein itna, main zyadatar music sunta hu. Audrey: but ye achcha idea hai Audrey: Problem ye hai ki mere paas uske liye koi device nahi hai Marcus: oh, ye koi problem nahi hai, tum radio online bhi sunn sakte ho Lucas: mere paas bhi radio nahi hai but ye merko nahi rokta different radio stations sunne se all the time Audrey: right, maybe main try karunga Audrey: kaafi old fashioned lagta hai

Marcus listens to BBC World Service every day. He prefers listening to music on Spotify. Audrey doesn't listen to the radio and doesn't have a radio set. Lucas doesn't have it either. Marcus advises her to listen to the radio online.

Patrick: Humein kaha milna tha? Gabriel: Tate Patrick: yeah, but kaunsa wala? Gabriel: kya matlab hai tumhara? Eve: humein 20 minutes mein milna hai, tum kaha ho? Eve: Tate Modern Gabriel: mujhe nahi pata tha 2 the :o Patrick: damn, mujhe laga Tate Britain tha Patrick: main 5 minute mein pahuchta hu Eve: Utar jaao aur idhar aao, hum tumhara wait karenge.

Gabriel and Eve have a meeting with Patrick in 20 minutes at Tate Modern. Patrick is at Tate Britain. He will join them in 5 minutes.

Marciano: mujhe lagta hai Dave Tina ke saath break up karne wala hai Ciara: no shit Ciara: sabko pata hai Lenny: nah woh bass bol raha hai Lenny: woh humesha complain karta hai uske baare mein but woh Ross and Rachel chale jaayenge samay ke ant tak Ciara: no iss baar different hai Marciano: usne mujhse pucha agar woh mere apartment mein crash kar sakta hai next month ke beginning se Lenny: jab woh break up karne ki koshish karta hai woh rone lag jaati hai, fir woh sex karte hai and two days later sab normal hojata hai Ciara: mujhe lagta hai koi ladki hai jisse woh date karna chahta hai ab Marciano: Usne mujhe nahi bataya aisa kuch Lenny: Ciara, tumhe kaise pata ye? Ciara: facebook, usne events mein jaana shuru kardiya hai jismein woh pehle interested bhi nahi tha Ciara: pottery classes aur kuch Marciano: god woh humesha apni gf ka clone banjaata hai Lenny: agar ye sach hai to woh sach mein Tina pe cheat kar raha hai Lenny: woh nahi seh sakta akele rehna Ciara: isliye iss baar bahut serious hai Marciano: kya humein Tine ko kuch kehna chahiye? Lenny: humare paas sirf hunches hai aur ye kaafi nahi hai usko cheater kehne ke liye Ciara: mujhe iss drama mein involve nahi hona Ciara: maine ek baar ek ladki ko kaha tha apne assholish bf ko dump karne ko and it got nasty Lenny: she's so into him ki woh tumhara wishvas nahi karegi Marciano: I'll feel bad agar main kuch nahi kehti Ciara: it's up to you man Lenny: mujhe lagta hai agar hum usse facts batade kuch imply kare bina woh baad mein dots connect kar sake Marciano: but maybe woh baad mein usse aur controlling aur insecure banade Marciano: fuck ek achcha insaan banna kitna mushkil hai Lenny: tum overthink kar rahe ho sabkuch Lenny: just tell her what you know for sure and agar woh upset hojaye to comfort her Ciara: achchi advice sound kar rahi hai tbh

Dave will stay at Marciano's house at the beginning of the next month. Dave started going to events like pottery classes. Marciano is going to tell Tina about Dave.

Melanie: <file_photo> Jab tum Castrol ke liye 1.5y kaam karte ho and Prince (😜) gives you these 👸🏼😃😍 Liam: Lucky one !!! 😉 Melanie: Eeeeeh..... 💃🏼💃🏼 Colin: 😃😃👌👏 have a great time Mel. Main invitation ka wait karungi jab Valentino tumse "the question" puchega 🤗 Ciara: Melanie tumhare paas literally har port pe ek aadmi hai !!!!! Melanie: Ye Cole ko mat banana please 😜. Main apne love ka intezaar kar rahi hu.... Just ek 'problem' hai. Main puri tarah Italians se surrounded hu..... they are all absolutely Italians....Italians har jagah...in garages, teams ka part, mechanics....everywhere.........merko crisis ho raha hai!!!!

Melanie got a gift from a Prince. Liam, Colin and Ciara are excited. Melanie is looking for love, but she is surrounded only by Italians.

Zach: hiyo Zach: barber ka naam please Wilfred: Route 66 Zach: thanks Wilfred: image change kar rahe ho? Zach: nahhhh Zach: just regular haircut aur trimming Zach: oh cool

Zach will get a hair trim at the Route 66 barbershop.

Alice: Hey Maddy! Madeleine: Hey Alice, kya haal? Alice: kya tumne new store khulne ke baare mein suna? Madeleine: tumhara matlab woh clothing boutique jo Day's Time Av. pe hai? Alice: Yup, wahi wala. Madeleine: Yeah, mujhe unka ad aaya tha mail mein. Alice: Apparently woh saare latest collections offer karte hai. Madeleine: Woh sabse warmest scarves aur amazing coats bechte hai. Madeleine: Lucy ne abhi ek liya tha winter season ke liye aur woh itna cozy hai. Alice: Yeah, unke decent prices bhi hai. Madeleine: Aur shop assistants bhi bahut friendly aur helpful hai. Alice: Next weekend chalte hai aur usse check out karte hai ! :) Madeleine: Great idea :)

Alice and Madeleine will go together to check out the new clothing boutique at Day's Time Av. next weekend.

Kim: Maine calculate kiya: main tumhe 84 owe karti hu ! :-O Kelly: OMG not too much? Kim: 34+21+9+20 Kelly: Damn.... aur hum sirf ek innocent cinema gaye the... Kim: Exactly! City life, eh! Isliye main apne flat se nahi nikalti :D Kelly: :D Kim: Transfer or cash? Kelly: Main tumhe mil sakti hu haha Kim: (Y)

Kim owes Kelly 84.

Reece: Hi, Kylie, what's up? Kylie: bas Madonna ki old music videos dekh rahi hu youtube par. Reece: Cool, woh kitni amazing hua karti thi. Kylie: Mujhe lagta hai woh abhi bhi hai. Reece:Main itni sure nahi hu, mujhe lagta hai woh finished hai. Kylie: Ye bahut cruel hai kehana and exactly jo uska kehna tha jab usne media ko ageism se accuse kiya tha. Woh usko play nahi karna chahte the kyunki woh over 50 hai. Reece: But usko bhi accept karna chahiye ki woh 70 hote hue apne boobs show around nahi kar sakti. Kylie: Kyu nahi? Usko bas ghar baithna chahiye and knit scarfs? C'mon! Time aagaya hai ye talk band karne ka! Hum sab 70 honge. Reece: But hum sluts ki tarah ghumte firenge nahi (any more) :P Kylie: main sure nahi hu. Hum tab bhi sex karna chaahenge, apni needs ke baare mein baat karna chaahenge etc. And main nahi chahti koi mujhe bataye ki mujhe kaise behave karna chahiye. Nahi jab main 30 ki hu, naahi jab main 70 ki hu. Reece: maybe tum sahi ho thoda. Kylie: Sure, main sahi hu. Uski fight meri fight hai! " Bitch, I'm Madonna! Reece: You made me want to watch her! Kylie: Yeah! Who's the queen ?! Reece: HAHAHA

Kylie is watching Madonna's videos, he still likes her. Reece thinks she's finished, while Kylie is defending her. Finally Reece and Kylie agree that they defy ageism, and don't want anyone to dictate them how to behave.

Kate: Tumhe pata chala Ben waapis aagaya? Sam: Monday! Jimmy: haha, koi office mein nahi hoga at 4 today Kate: not a soul!

Ben is coming back on Monday. There will be nobody at the office at 4 today.

John: mujhe pata hai tum outrage hoge but mujhe tumhe provoke karna achcha lagta hai :P Tyre: Kya hai? John: Maine aaj apne neighbour se baat kari and main sach mein ye sochne lag gaya hu ki religious log just stupid hai. Tyre: Gosh. Tumhe pata hai ye ek stupic claim hai. John: Mujhe pata hai kuch clever hai, religious individuals. But statistically religious log bas stupid hai. Tyre: Ye sach nahi hai. Stupid religious log bhi hote hai aur clever bhi, atheists ki tarah. John: But most academics religious nahi hai Tyre: Tumhe kaise pata ye? John: Experience se but maine data bhi dekha hai. Tyre: Ye bas sach nahi hai. John: Woh mostly log hote hai believing in thing jiska lorgic or reason se kuch lena nahi hai: miracles, ghosts, witchcraft, humare neighbours ki tarah. Tyre: Mujhe lagta hai woh unka ek part hi hai. Theologians bhi hai, log jo bahut jaante hai philosophy, logic etc. ke baare mein. John: Yes, aise bhi log hai jo "scientifically" tarot, horoscopes aur astrology karte hai. Tyre: Tum ye cheezein compare nahi kar sakte. John: Sure main kar sakta hu, ye sab unfalsifiable cheezein hai. Tum mera claim prove nahi kar sakte. Tyre: Kyunki religion ek dusre sphere se hai, the sphere of faith. John: So is tarot! Tyre: Whatever! Uss neighbour ke baare mein kya? John: Usne mujhe staircase mein rokliya and mujhe 15 minutes tak kuch miracles jo kahi hue the sunna pada. Jaise bhagwaan usko kuch bata raha tha through signs. Tyre: Haha, how cute. Woh mujhe kyu nahi rokti kabhi? John: Exactly, kitna annoying hai! Poor thing has hallucinations. Tyre: Mujhe nahi lagta itna dangerous hai. John: oh, religion bahut dangerous hai. Tyre: HAHAHA, ok. main kaam se waapis aa raha u. See you later at home! John: See you! Main dara hua hu unse dobara milne se. Tyre: Don't exaggerate!

John and Tyre's neighbour stopped John in the staircase and talked about some miracles for 15 minutes. John thinks that religious people are stupid. Tyre disagrees with this generalization.

Mark: Missing you honey.. Angella: but hum abhi mile the? Mark: just? Angella: tumne mujhe half an hour pehle drop kiya tha.... Mark: baby... tumhe pata hai 'half an hour' is not 'just' for lovers.. Angella: lol ab over react karne ki koshish mat karo Mark: over react? tum mujhe utna par nahi karte jitna main tumhe karta hu otherwise tumne humare half an hour separation ko 'just' nahi kaha hota Angella: WTF.... half an hour sirf half an hour hai and ye kehna mera pyar measure nahi kar sakta tumhare liye Mark: No half an hour sirf half an hour nahi hota... Angella: really kya hai woh fir? Mark: its 30 mins, 1800 second and 10,800 micor seconds... :o kya tum believe kar sakti ho. Angella: main believe nahi kar sakti. Mark: see.... Angella: main believe nahi kar sakti tum itne dramatic ho... kya tum sach mein kaam pe ho? tum sirf flirting kar rahe hai aur mujhe bhi kaam nahi karne de rahe. Mark: main sach mein kaam pe hu... but ek aur sach hai ki main tumhe duniya mein kisi aur cheez se bhi sabse zyada pyaar karta hu aur... Angella: now what and? Mark: i love to irritate you jab tum kaam pe ho.. Angella: i hate you.. merko kaam karna hai its urgent... please ye sab evening ke liye rakho Mark: so unromantic... huh Angella: :( Mark: lol ok dont be sad... i was messing mujhe achcha lagta hai tumhe annoy karna babyy mujhe bhi kaam karna hai... tumhe evening mein dekhta hu Angella: ok honey have a good day c ya Mark: love u babee Angella: love you too

Mark dropped Angella off half an hour ago. Mark teases Angella about how he misses her. Mark and Angella have to work now, but will see each other in the evening.

Donald: Invitation ke liye thanks Donald: but unfortunately main nahi aapaunga Jack: kyu? Donald: I have really tough times and mujhe ghar rehna hoga Jack: Kya hua? Donald: kuch special nahi, but mujhe apni wife se divorce ke baare mein baat karna hai Jack: sorry to hear that

Donald can't come to Jack as he has to talk to his wife about their divorce.

Emma: YOUR TURN TO MAKE THE DINNER Eva: oh no.... Emma: hahaha

It's Eva's turn to make dinner.

Tina: Kya tum pub main aa rahi ho aaj raat ko? Ana: ? Tina: Denis' ki birthday party? Ana: OMG! Main bhool hi gayi ! :/ Tina: <file_gif> Ana: Ye funny nahi hai! Ana: Main bhulti rehti hu about things, meeting, deadlines. Ana: Mere paas bahut kuch hai apne dimag pe:( :/ Tina: That's not good. Tina: Maine tumhe kaha hai tumhe holiday chahiye Ana: Yeah I know. But main abhi nahi jaa sakti Ana: Not until the bank project is finished and kisiko nahi pata woh kab hoga... Tina: Ye healthy nahi hai aur, exactly, kisiko nahi pata. Tumhe ek holiday leni chahiye. Tina: Tumhari health tumhari job se zyada important hai. Tina: But humne bahut baar baat kiya hai iske baare mein aur tumhe mera opinion pata hai. Ana: Yeah, i know. Main sochungi iske baare mein, promise. Tina: Tum har baar kehti ho ye... Tina: Never mind. Tina: Aaj raat ke baare mein kya? Ana: Well, I have to go. Woh mera boss hai!

Ana will come to Denis' birthday party tonight.

Joyce: Kya tumne woh dekha? Maria: So funny! Joyce:OMG! I'm LOL! Maria: Same!!!!

It was so funny for Joyce and Maria.

Phil: <file_photo> Phil: <file_photo> Phil: Ye car hai tum kya sochte ho? Phil: <file_photo> Phil: I love it ❤❤❤❤ Jason: wow.. thats smart mate Jason: how much? Phil: 8500 Jason: bargain mate... miles? Phil: 29k Jason: bloody hell mate thats bril Phil: mujhe pata hai, cant believe my luck👍

Phil sends Jason some photos of a car he intends to buy. It costs 8500 and the mileage is 29k. Jason says it's a bargain.

Eva: Hey, kaisa chal raha hai? Kya tum paint kar rahi ho? And Daniel ke saath kaisa chal raha hai? Zoe: Awesome thanks, main ek machine ki tarah hu haha Woh Norway gaya hai I guess. Eva: Main kisi aur cheez ke baare mein puch rahi hu :D Zoe: date super cool thi, very very nice. Eva: (Y) Zoe: he's got class Eva: no sex though haha Zoe: kisko pata... Eva: hahaa Zoe: if he hjmusps me down, main usse fight nahi karungi ! :D Eva: ?? Zoe: Haha! Eva: if he WHAT? Zoe: if he HUMPS me Eva: haha ok

Zoe had a date with Daniel, it went well, but they didn't have sex.

Bella: pizza? Bella: or pasta? Mick: pizza

Bella and Mick will have pizza.

Carrie: maine Running Man dekhna start kardiya Andy: *demonic laugh* Andy: ek aur soul lost ;) Carrie: :P Andy: main sirf sach bataa raha hu ;) Carrie: well tum utne far off nahi ho... Carrie: kal maine like 3 episodes dekhe in a row Andy: to I guess tumhe pasand aa raha hai abtak? Carrie: of course Carrie: mujhe yaad nahi main aakhri baar itna kab hassi thi Andy: get used to it Andy: ek baar I laughed so hard dekhte hue ki main apni chair se girgaya. Carrie: Isliye main apne bed mein dekhti hu :P Andy: smart move ;) Andy: tumhe best kaun lagta hai out of the cast? Carrie: ye ek hard choice hai to be honest Carrie: mujhe sab pasand hai Andy: yeah Andy: har koi kuch different laata hai table pe Andy: anyway tumhare paas abhi bahut saare episodes hai aage Carrie: can't wait :) Andy: bas over do mat kardena :P Carrie: woh keh raha hai jisne saare dekhliye already ;) Andy: but main unko tab dekh raha hu jab woh release ho rahe hai not all at the same time ;) Carrie: :P

Carrie started to watch Running Man. She watched 3 episodes in a row yesterday. Carrie and Andy like the cast and think that Running Man is amusing.

Rob: Hi babes, kya tum sahi ho? Kaja: Hello Rob, apni holidays enjoy kar rahe ho? Rob: Yes, trying to relax! Listen, tum kal raat busy ho? Kaja: Well, Elena chahti thi ki main uske baal dye karu uske liye, but usmein zyada der nahi lagegi. Kya hum baad mein bahar chale? Rob: Main tumse puchne hi wala tha! Thing is, mera bhai aur uski family Leeds se aaye hai aur unko pub jaana hai, kya tum aana pasand karogi? Kaja: Kya hum waha friends ki tarah honge ya fir usko pata hai ki hum occasionally bahar jaate hai? Rob: Hmm, woh thoda dickish hai to be honest! Woh thoda annoying aur intrusive hone lag jaayega. Maybe better rahega agar main uske saath akele jaata hu. Kaja: OK, you idiot! TUmhe mujhe bas batadena chahiye tha ki tum uske saath khud bahar jaa rahe ho, I wouldn't have minded! Rob: Yes, sorry. Kya main pub ke baad aa sakta hu? Kaja: Main sochungi uske baare mein🙄 Rob: Right, ok. tumhe shayad kal dekhu fir, bye 😗

Rob will go to a pub tomorrow with his brother. He might come to visit Kaja after.

Hisham: mera wallet kaha hai? Don: meri car mein, I suppose. Hisham: But kyu? Don: Tum kal drunk the... Tumehin yaad nahi?? :)

Hisham got drunk yesterday and probably left his wallet in Don's car.

Chris: Hi Ben, guess what? Ben: tum agle week holiday pe hoge? Chris: yes and i'm really looking forward to it Ben: tum kaha jaa rahe ho? Chris: tum guess nahi kar sakte? Ben: What? Chris: Main Interrail jaa rha hu ek week ke liye Ben: are you kidding, tum koi pennyless student nahi ho ab Chris: of course, but as an adult tum Interrail kar sakte ho kaaif comfortably Ben: really? kaise kar sakte ho? Chris: tum first class travel kar sakte ho aur dining train mein meals le sakte ho Ben: Nice! Businessman ki tarah.... lol Chris: No but mujhe ek break chahiye, main kam mein bahut busy hu Ben: kaunsi countries visit kar rahe ho tum? Chris: main Italy aur France jaaunga Ben: Kya tum train mein sojaoge students ki tarah Chris: no, sirf night train mein from Paris to Venice Ben: very romantic... Chris: yes, humara two-bef sleeping compartment hai. Uske alawa hum hotels mein soyenge. Ben: well, ye kaafi different hoga unn trips se jinmein hum gaye the jab hum students the Chris: sure. Kaafi different hoga, but main sure hu humein bahut fun aayega Ben: so enjoy, and mujhe call karna jab tum waapis aajao Chris: bye

Chris is going Interrail to Italy and France for a week-long holiday next week. He'll be sleeping in hotels besides the night train from Paris to Venice.

Agnes: kya hum Ursula ke liye baby shower throw kar rahe hai? Janice: Of course! Ktina brilliant idea hai :) Agnes: Cool :) Ye rahe kuch gift inspirations, mujhe batadena tumhara kya sochna hai. <file_other> Agnes: <file_photo> Jane: Ye pehla wala kitna sweet hai! OMG baby clothes kitne terrific hote hai! Alice: No offence, Agnes, but mujhe lagta hai humein kuch useful khareedna chahiye jaise ek huge Pampers pack, I know that designer clothes are good quality and stuff but you know she won’t use them much and they will be too small in a blink of an eye anyway. Agnes: None taken, Alice. Mujhe bas laga diapers thode impersonal honge aur usko yaad bhi nahi rahega ki usko kisse mile ye. Alice: Sure, I get it. Mujhe bas itna pata hai ki mera baby shower itna useful nahi nikla long term mein. Kathy: Guys, how about some compromise? Dono ideas bahut achche hai to hum ek cheaper onesie khareed sakte hai, e.g. <file_other> and put it in a basket surrounded by diapers? Look: <file_photo> Jane: Ab ye hai kuch consider karne ke liye. Alice:Win-win Agnes: Mujhe abhi bhi lagta hai clothes better rahenge, but hum ek democracy ki duniya mein jeete hai, so I won't argue. Kathy: Aise mat karo, Agnes.... Agnes: Like what? Alice: A bitch? Agnes: EXCUSE ME? Did you just call me a B WORD ?!?!?!?! Jane: Oh boy Alice: Yes, I did. Hum kuch special karna chahte hai apni friend ke liye and tum ek princess ki tarah act kar rahi ho, so unless you stop to do so, main tumhe yahi kehne wali hu :) Agnes: Main ye bullshit nahi sunne wali. Goodbye, Alice. Jane: Kya tumne usse abhi conversation se remove kardiya? Kathy: Come one, Agnes, ye mean tha, woh bas Ursula ke liye best chahti hai. Agnes: Tumhe kuch add karna hai, Kathy? Kathy: No, let's move on.

Agnes wants to throw a baby shower for Ursula and suggests designer clothes as a gift. Alice opts for more practical gifts so Kathy suggests a compromise. Agnes thinks her suggestion is better. Agnes removed Alice from the conversation. Kathy thinks it was mean but wants to move on.

Peter: Mujhe ek pink shirt khareedni hai Jacob: Kaunsa shade pink ka? Sam: Tum bahut achche lagoge ek washed off shade mein Sam: Tumhare complexion ke saath kaafi achcba jaayega. Peter: Main soch raha tha dusty rose Peter: <photo_file> Peter: Aisa hi kuch Jacob: Nice Sam: Good choice

Peter wants to buy a pink shirt. Jacob and Sam help him to choose one.

Paul: Dekho tumhare liye floss Paul: <file_gif> Floss: Ahh Lucy ❤️ Floss: What a glorious body haha Paul: Main itna sure nahi hu I agree, main bas dekh nahi sakta ki kiss baat ka itna fuss hai. Paul: Kaam pe sabko ispe crush hai 🙄 Floss: He's hot af that's why Floss: Surely tum bhi dekhte hoge 😄 Floss: Unhone show stop kardiya... It's been cancelled 😭 Paul: No it's been renewed ;) Floss: I don't think so Floss: Actually wait tum sahi ho Floss: I found this Floss: <file_other> Paul: Tumhara dream man waapis aayega 😂 Floss: Universe mein hope hai afterall ✌️ Paul: Kaunsi site se link hai ye? Floss: Hot or not 😝 Paul: Lol Paul: Trust you to know about that Paul: Hahaha Floss: 😂😂😂

Paul doesn't understand why his coworkers have a crush on him. Floss thinks it's because he is physically attractive. His show has been renewed.

Ang: Classic ! <file_video> Ken: OMG! I'm funny that way ... LOL! Ang: I know! So funny! Ken: Woh ab shows nahi banate iske jaise aur! Ang: No, they don't Ken: Kuch episodes thode old fashioned hai. Ang:True. It was back in the day! Ken: It was. Like this one: <file_video> Ang: OMG. BAD! Ken: Kya tum imagine kar sakte ho ki woh air pe hai? They would get nailed! Ang: Totally! But unka kuch meaning nahi tha back in the day. Just the way it was. Ken: Things have changed. Ang: They have! Ken: Mostly for the good. Ang: Yes, still a long way to go. Ken: True. Ang: And ye help nahi karta ki White House mein baitha banda is being such a dick! Ken: OMG, true! Ang: Hopefully uska sirf ek term ho, but you never know! Ken: Canada is looking pretty good!

Ken and Ang watch old TV shows; they like some of it and dislike some old-fashioned episodes. They also do not like the current US President.

Victor: Hey, I'll stop by later on taaki tum mujhe apne notes ki copy de sako. Joan: coo, but call kardena jab tum shopping centre aao taaki main tumhe direct kar saku. Victor: Relax Joan, mujhe jagah achche se pata hai. Joan: yeah, you know the hood but mera home area nahi pata. Victor: okay then lady... haha, main tumhe call karunga phir Joan: sure, but zyada late mat aana Victor: I wont, I promise Joan: okay then.

Victor informs Joan that he'll come and take a copy of her notes later on. Joan suggests Victor to call her when he arrives at the shoping centre and she'll direct Victor to her home area.

Ester: Lool kya tumne dekha Ellen ne mujhe kya diya birthday gift mein Lasandra: Noo I didn't, kya hai? Ester: A dwarf Lasandra: No way. A dwarf? How? Why???? Ester: You know, woh thodi creepy hai Lasandra: Ye woh levels of creepiness hai jo main sach mein process nahi kar sakti xd Ester: Eh uske father ek carpenter hai and he sometimes sculpts in wood thoda extra paisa banane ke liye. Lasandra: Iska matlb ye nahi ki unki beti ye sabko deti rahe!!! Ester: Yes but usse yaad tha ki maine kaha tha humein apna garden reorganize karna hai and usne socha main ye use kar sakti hu xd Lasandra: It's siiiiick !!! Ester: Hahah I know, but mujhe lagta hai it's cute too ;P Lasandra: WHaaat howwwwww Ester: You know, usne actually mujhe suna, yaad rakha, took all the effort to make her father do it... it's sweet Lasandra: agar main ye tumhare garden mein dekthi hu I'l die laughing x Ester: You will, my mum loves him!!! Lasandra: Oh noooo Ester: Ye ek dwarf hoga tumhare nightmares mein se :D <file_picture> Lasandra: Omgggg it's super weird, main tumhe aur visit nahi karungi

Ellen gave a dwarf to Ester for her birthday.

Adam: Who's up for the game tomorrow at 1? Place wahi as usual. 3 guys ke liye dekh raha hu. Tim: Sorry, bro, family meeting, nahi kar sakta. Terry: Count me in! Todd: Defense offence? Adam:Dono Todd: OK main tumhe baad mein call karunga. Jerry: 6-o-clock game ka kya? Cancelled? Adam: Jerry, nahi, woh abhi bhi on hai. This one just popped out. Jerry: Cool Jerry:<file_photo> Jerry: Still not well. Adam: I'm sorry, Jer :(

Adam is looking for 3 guys for the game tomorrow at 1. Tim can't come due to a family meeting, Jerry is still unwell, Terry will come, Todd will let him know later.

Marta: <file_gif> Preston: Haha Preston: Mera favourite gif Marta: Haha mera bhi

Marta is sending Preston their favourite GIF.

Emily: Main hope kar rahi hu tum plan nahi kar rahe meri body ko poeces mein cute karne ke liye aaj, main sach mein ek day off nahi le sakti. Stuart: Hah, no kuch aur terrible! Emily: Isse zyada terrible kya hai? Stuart: dissecting your soul? Emily: Jesus, kya tum mujhe spoil karne wale ho with stories about good books and philosophy? I'm scared. Stuart: Tum expect kar sakti ho ek interview format mein. Emily: Oh, ok. Main ek recruiter hu, to you shall better prepare.

Emily and Stuart are planning a meeting. Emily can't take a day off later.

Piotr: <file_photo> Madison: Oh hey woh humara apartment tha Carson: Oh hey they renovated! Piotr: yep

Piotr sends over a photo of the apartment once was Madison's. Carson notices it got renovated.

Maria: Tum kaha ho? Richard: on the way! Hyacinth: oh yes, my dear! iss beautiful park ke through jaa rahi hu. Daisy: mujhe nahi pata tha tum Maria ke yaha jaa rahe ho. Hyacinth: oh, honey, sach mein? Hyacinth: kya main tumhe batana bhool gayi? Hyacinth: what a regrettable oversight Hyacinth: but main sure hu tum enjoy nahi karogi Daisy: kyu? Hyacinth: woh bahut classy aur well-educated company hai

Richard and Hyacinth are going to Maria's.

Robert: Good evening isr. Aapki evening kaisi hai? Pablo: nigga whaaaaaat xDD kya ye tu hai Rob? Robert: of course it's me stupid xD mujhe bas tera reaction dekhna tha xd Pablo: hahaah i guess mera reaction itna mushkil nahi tha predict karna Robert: yeah it wasn't listen, kya tu ghar pe hai? Pablo: yep. Kya tum mujhe meri education se distract karke alcohol pilaana chahte ho? Robert: geeeez man what's wrong with you XDDDD Pablo: ???????????????? Robert: you're half right. kyunki main tujhe kabhi accuse nahi karunga of sitting and studying :D Pablo: kaha aur kab fir? Robert: i guess hum kahi jaa skate hai ya fir tu mere dorm aa sakta hai and we'll sit and chill Pablo: cool. tune kisi aur ko invite kiya hai? Robert: nope, but i can aagr tu chahta hai to Pablo: yeah, mujhe lagta hai hum ek party throw kar sakte hai, even a little one. I can't stand yaha baithna and being bored to death Robert: tune mujh text or something kyu nahi kiya hmmm ??? Pablo: kyunki mujhe tujhe interrupt nahi karna tha xd Robert: interrupt me what, sitting? xD oh stop maaaaaaaaan Pablo: ok xd kya time mil rahe hai hum fir Robert: 8pm shayad? hum ek preparty bana sakte hai Pablo: cool, 8 then Robert: see you mister B-) Pablo: see yaaaaa :D main call karunga when I'm nearby Robert: sure. Pablo: Bye Robert: Byee

Robert invited Pablo to hang out. They agreed to organise a party at 8.

Legend: Pretty girl Legend: Mujhe shower karna hai Legend: Real quick Aliza: 😊 Legend: Done Legend: tum ghar pahuch gayi? Aliza: yeah just abhi

Legend takes a shower. Aliza is at home.

Fiona: Tum next weekend kya kar rahi ho? Yasmine: Meri ek friend Saturday ko aa rahi hai and I guess woh a Monday tak rukegi Yasmine: Kyu? Fiona: Nothing, just main plan banane ki koshish kar rahi thi with the girls Fiona: Maybe tum Saturday night bahar jaana chahti ho? Yasmine: I don't know, woh New Zealand se aa rahi hai Fiona: Aur sirf ek weekend ke liye? Yasmine: No, woh sirf ek weekend ke liye rehna chahti hai aur fir woh Dublin jaayegi Yasmine: Woh waha rehti hai, abhi woh holidays pe hai Fiona: Okay I get it Yasmine: Main usko brunch pe lejaana chaahungi on Sunday Yasmine: Main All Nations ke baare mein soch rahi thi

Yasmine's friend is coming from New Zealand on Saturday and staying for the weekend before going to Dublin. Yasmine is planning to take her for a brunch on Sunday. Fiona is planning to go out on Saturday night.

Clara: Kya tum Thai bolte ho by any chance? George:LOL Peter: Nope Clara: main iss shithole mein fass gayi hu mujhe help chahiye Clara: Main google translate se try karti hu but woh itna great nahi hai. Clara: mujhe samajh nahi aa raha woh mujhe kya keh rahe hai... George: Kya hua? Clara: Meri motorcycle toot gayi Peter: Wait. Mere paas ek Thai friend hai Peter: Main try karta hu usko call karne ko maybe he could translate Clara: Woh awesome rahega! Clara: Thanks Peter Clara: Ye tina frustrating hai communicate na karpaana

Clara's motorbike broke in Thailand and she needs someone to help her communicate. Peter will ask his Thai friend.

Pauline: kis time aa rahi hai tumhari flight Friday ko? Hans: hum 13.20 pe land karenge Pauline: Brilliant. Main tum logo ko pick up karlunga Olga: great! kya tumhare paas car hai jo hum sabko fit kar sake? Pauline: you only have a tiny bum so should be fine. tum car seats ke beech mein baith sakti ho Olga: ah cool Hans: Tumhare bachcho ke baare mein kya? Pauline: Mujhe puchna padega kisi se unko ek ghante ke liye dekhne ke liye... Hans: ye bahut cool rahega thanks! Pauline: no worries, main bahut excited hu tum logo ke hone ke liye ! Olga: so are we! bachche ek month se chillaye jaa rahe hai iske baare mein! Pauline: kya woh flight ke baare mein excited hai? Hans: very much so? Pauline: main wait nahi kar sakti unko dekhne ko!!! Olga: see you on Friday ! xx Pauline: see you soon! have a good trip ! x Hans: see you Friday and thanks again!

Pauline'll pick Hans, Olga and their children up when they arrive on Friday at 1:20 pm. Before that Pauline'll have to ask somebody to take care of her children while she's absent.

Alan: Dekho <file_photo> Alan: Aisi packaging sahi rahegi? Ann: Mujhe lagta hai. Ann: Ye bada vase nahi hai. Fit hona chahiye. Bubble wrap khareedlena/ Alan: Okay, kitna? Ann: 1.5-2 m Alan:Ok.

Alan will buy bubble wrap to pack a vase.

Ben: What the hell are you doing here? Frank: Tumhara kya matlb hai, Ben? Ben: I am waiting for your fucking report. Ben: woh mere desk mein honi chahiye thi yesterday morning. Frank: Kaunsi fucking report? Ben: You fucking kidding, right? Frank: I'd never fucking kid you, Ben? Ben: Mere office mein, abhi! Frank: On my way.

Ben is waiting for Frank's report that was due yesterday morning. Ben requested Frank immediate presence in his office.

Bianca: Kya tumhe mera postcard mila? Veronica: no? Milna chahiye? Bianca: yesss :( maine tumhe ek spain se bheja tha!!! Veronica: Maybe woh aajayega, tumhe pata hai unhe kabhi bahut zyada time lagta hai Bianca: Maine 2 months pehle bheja tha !! :( Veronica: oh.... well don't worry, ab tumhare paas excuse hai dobara jaane ko haha

Veronica didn't get Bianca's postcard. Bianca sent it from Spain 2 months ago.

Kyle: kya tum mujhe work pe cover kar sakte ho? John: Kya time aur day? Kyle: Friday from 10-3 John: haa problem nahi honi chahiye merko check karne do. Kyle: ok great thanks John: yeah its fine meri classes hai 4 ko but woh paas hai so its all good Kyle: awesome thanks so much again

John can cover Kyle at work on Friday from 10-3.

Martin: ETA? Tim: 5min Martin: ok main andar hu Tim: ok

Martin and Tim will meet in 5 minutes.

Takako: Hi, tum kaise ho aaj? Don: Hello! Good, thx Don: Aur tum? Takako: Fine. Main thoda sick feel kar raha hu, but kuch serious nahi. Don: Kya tum aaj humare saath bahar jaa rahe ho? Takako: Mujhe jaana tha. Main jaaunga agar main sahi feel karta hu. Don: Great, humare paas chance nahi tha baat karne ka since last week. Takako: That true. And main bhi tumse baat karna chahunga. Takako: Hm, main sure nahi hu main aaj raat ko aapaunga. Don: Not feeling well? Takako: Yes :( Takako: Mujhe lagta hai cold hai. Don: :( Don: To shayad ye better hai ki tum ghar pe raho aur apna dhyan rakho Takako: Probably Don: Ya fir tum chahoge ki main aake baat karu? Takako: Mujhe nahi lagta ye sahi idea hai. Mai tired feel kar raha hu aur tum same nasty cold pakad loge. Don: Okey. To tum ghar raho aur rest karo and main tumhe kal likhunga, all right? Takako: Yes :) Takako: Have a good evening! Don: Thank you! Take care!

Takako has caught a cold. She will not go to the meeting with Don and the others. Instead, she will stay at home and rest.

Paul: Got it! Rosa: kya Paul: just got the Red Dead Redemption 2 Rosa: cool Paul: wanna hang out and play? Rosa: nah, main zyada ek retro gamer hu, tumhe pata hai Paul: oh c'min Paul: it's gonna be fun Rosa: sure, fun for you Paul: Main believe nahi kar sakta tum try bhi nahi karna chahti Paul: aur tum khudko gamer kehti ho? Rosa: ye mat karo Paul: do what? Rosa: doubt karo ki main gamer hu kyunki mujhe woh games nahi pasand jo tumhe pasand hai Paul: just stating the obvious Rosa: great Rosa: see ya Paul: to tum nahi aa rahi? Paul: hello?

Paul just got the Red Dead Redemption 2. He invites Rosa for a game. She is not into it.

Doris: tum log kaha ho? Peggie: main raaste mein hu! Kate: main 10 min late hungi Doris: <file_gif> Kate: sorry!

Doris and Peggie are late.

Alan: hey, change of plans Alan: main tumhe wednesday join karunga :/ Asher: :O Asher: woah Alan: yeah :/

Alan changed his plans and he will join Asher on Wednesday.

Jon: <file_photos> Betty: Ye Johnny Depp ki tarah lagta hai Jake: Yeah he does! Jon: Maine tumhe bataya tha!

He looks like Johnny Depp.

Kelly: Hi Mum, you ok? Maggie: Hi lovey, yes, but Dad bimar hai. Kelly: Oh nahi, what's wrong? Maggie: Unko legs mein cellulitis hogaya, woh 12 days strong antibiotics pe hai. Kelly: Kya woh better ho raha hai? Maggie: Yes, humein lagta to hai, thoda kam red aur swollen hai, unko tablets se nafrat hai lekin! Kelly: Kya woh chal sakte hai? Maggie: Yes, but unke leg bahut stiff aur heavy hai. Unhe kaam se ek month ke liye sign off kardiya hai, can't be lumbering round the brewery like that. Kelly: Oh, aapko mujhe batana chahiye tha! Main kaam ke baad aati hu kal Maggie: Yes, we'd like that, he's really cheesed off being at home. Kelly: Main apni thodi Rocky Road le aaungi, main ek batch bana rahi hu for the charity coffee morning at the bank tomorrow. Maggie: Oh yes, it's very rich, isn't it? Just thodi si humare liye, figure ke liye achchi nahi hoti, is it? Kelly: No, it ins't but main saal mein kuch hi baar banati hu, hardly a binge, is it? Maggie: No, but be careful! Yaad hai jab aap 15 thi? Kelly: Ok, I put on a couple of stone! Woh almost 10 saal pehle tha, mum! Woh puberty ke during bhi tha and maine tabse lose bhi kardiya hai. Maggie: OK, just be vigilant! Ye cheeze creep on ho sakti hai without you noticing. Kelly: Calm down mum, woh bas cake nahi, cyanide nahi! Maggie: Sorry, main bas tumhare baare mein chinta karti hu, that's all, can't help it! Kelly: I know, see you tomorrow!

Kelly's dad is ill and has to stay at home for a month. Kelly will visit him after work tomorrow. Maggie wants Kelly to be vigilant in terms of high-calorie foods.

Paul: hey man, main thoda late ho jaaunga office ke liye aaj, kya tum please boss ko bata sakte ho? Erick: sure, is everything ok? Paul: Mujhe ek terrible cold hai Erick: oh man, that's the worst Paul: I had a piercing headache kal raat ko aur main soo nahi paaya Erick: i'm sorry, tumhe kuch chahiye? Paul: mujhe lagta hai mujhe sirf rest chahiye Erick: maybe better hoga agar tum day off lelo Paul: mujhe aaj woh presentation deni hai that i've been preparing for ages this afternoon Erick: do YOU have to give it? maybe main tumhare liye kar sakta hu Paul: would you? that would be awesome Erick: of course! Paul: main tumhe ek email bhejdeta hu with the presentation Erick: is it complex? Paul: nahi, all you have to do is read it out loud Erick: you sure? Paul: yes, koi graphs nahi hai or waisa kuch bhi complicated Erick: that's good to hear. mujhe presentation bhejdo and main tumhe batadunga woh kaisa gaya.

Paul has a terrible cold today, so he won't come to the office. Erick will give Paul's presentation instead.

Shannon: Kya tumne news suni? :) Noel: No. Kya hai? Shannon: Greg aur Amy engaged hogaye! Noel: Greg aur Amy kaun hai? Shannon: Sry, wrong number/ Noel: Phir bhi, Greg aur Amy kaun hai? :)

Shannon shares the news about Greg and Amy getting engaged. Noel doesn't know them. Shannon wrote him by mistake.

Ian: Fernandez Ian: Tum Christmas ke liye ghar jaa rahe ho? Fernandez: Nahhh Fernandez: main ruk raha hu kyu Ian: Main soch raha tha agar tum Swan River aana chahte ho Ian: Main nahi chahta tum yaha Christmas pe akele raho Fernandez: Oh wow Fernandez: Idk haha Ian: ;) Fernandez: Sure Ian: Main kal nikal raha hu Fernandez: Oh main kal nahi jaa sakta Fernandez: Mera abhi bhi ek exam hai Ian: Dang! Ian: I wish main thodi aur der ruk sakta Ian: But ab ghar jaana hai Fernandez: Hmmm Ian: Kya tum Greyhound bus le sakte ho? Fernandez: Sure :) Ian: YEAH! Ian: and hum waapis WInnipeg eksaath aayenge how about that Fernandez: Ye will do Fernandez: Merko ab jaana hai Fernandez: Catchya later

Fernandez has an exam tomorrow and can't go with Ian to Swan River for Christmas. He will take the Greyhound bus later and they will return to Winnipeg together.

Austin: <file_other> Gina: omfg I love potatoes. Main soch rahi hu kal fries ke liye jaau Austin: wtf. Merko log samajh nahi aate who dig potatoes Austin: but ok tum meri friend ho so I guess merko accept karna padega Gina: Tumko potatoes nahi pasand???? Austin: Main basically unko kabhi nahi khaati Gina: come fight me Austin: fries, chips, curly fries, poutine - all bullshit to me Gina: :((((( Austin: Merko potato pancakes passand hai lekin Gina: Tum mujhse pancakes ke baare mein baat kyu kar rahi ho, ab mujhe chahiye Austin: my bad:( Gina: :D Austin: Mujhe bhi thode chahiye Gina: merko potatoes pasand nahi aate around this time of the year Austin: riiiight? Gina: sirf spring ke liye Austin: omg, new potatoes for spring, butter aur dill ke saath, that's like a whole other thing, woh to potato bhi nahi hai Gina: wahi real deal hai Austin: like a whole different vegetable Gina: abhi ke itne bland hai Gina: tumhe pata hai potatoes mein vitamin C hai Austin: couldn't care less Austin: fuck vitamin Austin:taste aur texture hi sab matter karta hai Gina:you're so edgy

Austin doesn't like potatoes, except for potato pancakes. Gina likes spring potatoes.

Ashlee: Cash kaha hai? Bob: Kya? Ashlee: Woh ghar pe nahi hai Bob: Impossible, maine darwaza band kiya tha, kya tum sure ho? Ashlee: Maine har jagah dekha, who humesha apne name pe react karta hai, woh yaha nahi hai!!! Bob: Ye crazy dog dobara deer hunting pe gaya hai Ashlee: And tumne usko woh karne diya AGAIN!!

Ashlee and Bob are looking for their dog Cash. The dog went for a deer hunting again.

Daisy: hey babe! Mujhe tumhe kuch batana hai.. James: oh? Daisy: maine tumhari car scratch kardi.. I am so so so sorry !!! James: kitna bura hai? mujhe pictures bhejo Daisy: not that bad i guess James: is that it? Itna bura nahi lag raha! Don't worry ye bas ek scratch hai ! ;)

Daisy has scratched James's car but he does not mind.

Sally: Thanks aane ke liye. Edie: Thanks for having me. Sally: Our pleasure. Humko aur mila karo. Edie: Jab bhi main neighbourhood mein hounga. Sally: Road pe careful rehna. Edie: Till next time.

Edie visited Sally.

Rebecca: <file_photo> Rebecca: Maine finally aaj ye candy khaayi jab main kaam pe bahut stress hogayi thi ┐('～`；)┌ Rebecca: It was nice, thank you. ⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ Abigile: Abigile: I know! Kya tumhein sharp taste nahi kari? Kuch logon ko isliye achchi nahi lagti. Rebecca: (^^)(^^) Abigile: Tum kab aa rahi ho dobara? Abigile: Maine already kuch naye restaurants dhundhliye. Kaafi awesome hoga agar tum mujhe join kar sako. Abigile:（ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ）

Rebecca are candy today. Abigile found some restaurants for her and Rebecca to eat at.

Josh: Tum apna lunch bhool gayi Rose: :( Josh: Main usse tumhare liye enjoy karlunga :D

Rose forgot her lunch. Josh is going to eat Rose's lunch.

Andrew: Hi Maggie, hum late run kar rahe hai Andrew: Humne airport bhi leave nahi kiya hai San Jose se Margaret: Hi Andrew, kya tumhari flight ek hour pehle due nahi thi takeoff karne ko?? Andrew: Yes, takeoff ke during left engine started spitting flames. Margaret: OMG :O Andrew: Kaafi intense tha. Andrew: But thanks to our pilots hum San Jose mein dobara land kar gaye safely. Margaret: What a terrifying accident! Margaret: Thank God tum dono safe ho! Andrew: Yeah, hum dono ko apna dose of adrenaline mil gaya. Andrew: Tum humare takeoff ka video idhar dekh sakti ho : <file_video> Margaret: Unbelievable! Andrew: Humein re-route kardiya gaya hai Chicago ko and kal tomorrow morning tak ghar mein honge. Margaret: OK. Main wait nahi kar sakti uss text ka that you landed safely in O-town. Margaret: Hurry home! Take care <3 Andrew: Hum tumhe jald se jald batadenge as soon as we arrive :)

Andrew's plane had technical problems at takeoff (the left engine started spitting flames). The pilots headed back to the San Jose airport and landed safely. Now they've been re-routed to Chicago and will be home tomorrow morning.

Richie: <file_gif> Richie: kya tumne last episode dekha Penelope: yes ;_______________; Richmond: it was TRAUMATIC Daphne: Penelope aur maine apni aankhein rodi Richie: I hated it Richmond: Woh totally uske character ke bahar tha Richmond: woh kabhi aisa karegi hi nahi Richie: srsly? Main to kaafi bore feel kar raha tha Penelope: :O Daphne: bored? tumne shayad dusra tv show dekha hoga Richmond: bored it's the last word i would use Richmond: tum kaise describe kar sakte ho killing your daughter's stalker as boring? Penelope: aur woh flashack itna intense ths! Richie: Kaunsa stalker! Daphne: aur music ne mujhe chilss dediye! Penelope: Richie, tumne kaunsa ep dekha? Richie: the last episode of QaF Richmond: Uk or USA version? Richie: uk Penelope: LOOOOOL Daphne: <file_gif> Richmond: dude hum sab USA version dekh rahe the :DDDDDDDDDDD Richie: fuck Penelope: to ab humein pata chala tumhare views humse itne differ kyu karte hai Daphne: looks like humne tumhare liye decent QAF version spoil kardiya :D Daphne: sorry Richmond: I can't believe it took us three season to notice that, lol Richie: <file_gif>

Richie has different opinion on the last episode of QaF than Richmond, Daphne and Penelope, and it turns out he watches the UK version whereas the others watch the USA version.

Matt: Man, Donnie Darko sucks ass, koi sense nahi banati. Otto: What? How dare, you heretic? woh one of the best movies hai Matt: Ok, I'll put all trolling aside, but main usse kabhi appreciate nahi kar paaya. Same for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Otto: I hate that one too... until meri gf mujhe ek budhdhe chutiye ke liye chod gayi aur fir woh aise behave karne lag gayi jaise woh mujhe jaanti bhi nahi thi, fir mujhe finally samajh mein aaya woh film kis baare mein thi. Matt: Shit, that;s sad Otto: You bet it is

Matt is not a fan of Donnie Darko or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Otto identifies with the second one because of his failed relationship.

Mogens: Welcome to your event marketinf sponsored by Global Diet season 3! Nally: Hello! Main bahut khush hu to be chosen as one of the 12 people!! Mogens: Tum lucky ho! Main bhi bahut khush hu ye program join karne ko Mogens: First, take pictures and mujhe bhejdena whenever you eat Nally: Saari?

Nally was chosen for an event marketing programme. Mogens wants Nally to send pictures whenever she eats.

Susan: Tum kab aa rahe ho? Paul: Main 1 hour mein waha hounga. Pieter:1,5-2 hours Susan: OK Susan: Main already yaha pe hu Susan: Main 5th floor pe hu Susan: South wing

Susan is on the 5th floor in the south wing. Paul will be there in 1 hour. Pieter will arrive in 1,5 - 2 hours.

Marty: Mujhe samajh mein aata hai mera date pe jaana, but for a married couple? Bernie: Are you swinging? Chris: Aisa kuch nahi! Hum bas bahar jaate hai, as if we were dating. Hum restaurants, cafes, exhibitions aur kuch jaate hai. Marty: Mujhe laga the whole point of having a wife was that you wouldn't have to do it anymore. Bernie: Meri wali ko mat batana tum ye sab karrahe ho, kyunki woh bhi same cheez karna chahegi. Chris: Actually, meri wali kehti hai it's good for our relationship. Marty: And tumne isse agree kardiya? She's got you wrapped around her finger so hard, tum ab usse notice bhi nahi karte. Chris: Not true! Ek baar main usse apne saath ek football game mein laaya tha ;) Humara ek agreement hai ki each week dusra insaan choose karta hai ki hum kya kare :) Bernie: To tum next week kya kar rahe ho? Chris: Woh pasand karegi ;) hum paintball khelne jaa rahe hai :) Marty: Count me in!

Chris and his wife are going out together regularly. Each week the other one chooses what to do. They're going to play paintball next week. Marty is interested in joining them.

Isis: Kitna task complete ho chuka hai Omari: Stil 20% to go Isis: k

There is still 20% of the task left to complete.

Andrea: tum car park kar sakti ho free slot mein building ke front mein, apni gaadi waha mat chodo. Nancy: oh, thanks, so tum humein dekh sakti ho? Andrea: sure, from my window Ronald: ok, main apni gaadi move karti hu, thanks

Ronald and Nancy will park their car somewhere else on Andrea's request.

Simon: Good evening! Simon: Maine tumhara interest dekha hai humare vine degustaion mein last month. We are happy to invite you for the second edition agle week. Simon: Details ke liye, please neeche event dekhe. Simon: <file_other> Simon: Agar tumhare paas questions hai, feel free to contact me. Ben: Good evening. Thank you, I'll see.

Ben will think about going to vine detestation next week.

Bob:Uss cheez ka naam kya tha jo tum chahti thi ki main khareedu? Blythe: nail polish, LOL Bob: kya mujhe woh IKEA mein miljaayegi Blythe: are you joking. Kisi bhi store jismein cosmetics ho Bob: IKEA mein kuch cosmetics hai I think Blythe: Soap dispensers cosmetics nahi hote Bob: whatever Blythe: You know what, main khud khareed lungi. Mujhe darr hai tum mujhe ek toilet brush le aaoge instead. Bob:Main Sefore pe try karunga. Blythe: Sephora. Yes, tum try kar sakte ho. Bob: Great Blythe: And yaad rakhna transparent nail polish. Bob: Yaad hai Blythe: Mujhe woh pink whore paint mat laadena Bob: huhuhu. I might like it Blythe: Try bhi mat karna Bob: :D

Bob will buy some transparent nail polish for Blythe at Sephora.

Hersala: Hey maine box dekha tumhare name aur address ke saath on around the recycling bin (=_=) Pacifica: Maine apne husband ko bola tha sticker detach trash throw karne se pehle 😵😵 Pacifica: But I guess usne nahi kiya iss time 😠 Hersala: Maine alag karke uske phenkdiya already tumhare liye Hersala: But ye bahut dangerous hai in terms of your privacy. Hersala: And kya agar koi tumhare number aur address crime ke liye use karle? Pacifica: Thanks for letting me know <m(__)m> Hersala: No problem neigbours kisliye hote hai !😉😉😉

Hersala, Pacifica's neighbour, disposes of Pacifica's mail containing personal information that Pacifica's husband didn't remove.

Tiffany: kya tumhe spam mail milta hai? Andy: LOADS Andy: every-single-day :-( Tiffany: mujhe bahut spam milne laga hai Tiffany: I wonder aisa kyu hai? Andy: Kya tumne recently kis newsletter ya kuch ke liye subscribe kiya tha? Tiffany: mmmmm not jo main yaad kar saku Tiffany: but maine sign up kiya tha special offers receive karne ke liye from my favourite onlin store Andy: bingo! Wahi culprit hai

Tiffany and Andy get loads of spam emails. Tiffany subscribed to a newsletter to get special offers from her favorite online store.

Ada: Kya tum logo ko idea hai kal ka seminar kaha hoga? Dan: Tumhara matlab seminar on horror literature? Steve: Ya to woh waala or the one on Trollope Ada: Yeah, the horror one, mujhe mat batao tumne consider bhi kiya dusre wale mein jaane ko Jamie: Of course we didn't Ada: So, kaha hai woh? Uski koi news nahi hai department site par Steve: Well, mujhe lagta hai ye understandable hai ki kuch organizational problems hai after half the classrooms were flooded Kate: Yes, hum sabko pata hai... abhi ek text message bheja Dr. Olsen ko :P Steve: Ok, unkse answer ka wait karte hai Ada: Ok Steve: Anyway poor good guy Trollope, koi interested nahi hai usmein Kate: Trollope got trolled Dan: Poor fellow Steve: Lol Ada: I bet Kate dono seminars mein jaayegi in the end Dan: Right Kate: Woh obvious hai... ok, usse message mila Ada: Kya kaha usne? Kate: Room 342 at 3p.m. Dan: Ok Ada: Cool

Kate, Dan, Steve and Ada will have the seminar with Dr. Olsen tomorrow at 3 p.m. room 342.

Greg: Tumhari niece ka naam kya hai? Kevin: amber, kyu? Greg: meri behn ne apni baby girl ka naam amber rakha hai!!! Kevin: mujhe pata nahi tha your sister was expecting! :-D Greg: please tell her maine congratulations kaha

Greg's sister is pregnant and her baby's name's Amber like Kevin's niece.

Victor: Hello sir Vincent: Hello Victor Victor: Good morning sir Victor: Maine ek vacant sir ke liye apply kiya tha aapki company mein Vincent: Tumhara naam kya hai? Victor: Mera naam Victor hai Vincent: Tumhare father ka naam kya hai? Victor: Dr. Noel Vincent: Tumhare father doctor hai? but you chose to be an engineer. Why? Victor: Woh isliye kyunki mere paas koi aptitude nahi hai medical profession ke liye. Vincent: Kya tum tadapti humnanity ko serve nahi karna chahte? Victor: Humanity har aspect mein tadap rahi hai sir. To mere paas ek equal opportunity hai to serve the suffering in my field. Vincent: Main dekh sakta hu tum 2010 mein graduate hue the. Tum kya kar rahe ho tab se? Victor: Main ek proper job ke liye dekh raha hu, sir. Vincent: Kya matlab hai tumhara proper job? Victor: Ek job jaha par mere paas ek opportunity ho sake apni abilities exploit karne ko but jaha par koi employer merko exploit na kare. Vincent: Tumne Government department job kyu nahi li fir? Victor: First thing is that Government ke paas limited jobs hai offer karne ko because of the world wide economic recession. Second thing is that in the Government departments both the idle and the ideal are treated in the same manner. The idle ones have no fear to be deprived of their jobs while the ideal have no hope for any rapid progress. Vincent: Victor tumhari CV dikhati hai ki tum ek bahut bright student rahe hai throughout your academic career. Tumen kaafi saare distinctions jeete hai aur kaafi saari companies visit kari hai. If you think you can't make any progress in Pakistan why don't you try your luck in another country, let's say in America or England. Victor: Maine ye nahi kaha main Pakistan mein progress nahi kar sakta. Main determined hu Pakistan mein rehne ke liye and I strive hard to prove my worth. ut sir I need a proper platform from where I can start my journey. And I think your company can provide me one as you appreciate qualification and not recommendation. Vincent: Ok Victor mujhe lagta hai tum wahi aadmi ho jisse hum dhundh rahe hai. Please, keep in touch. Hum tumhe ek week mein inform karenge. Good luck. Victor

Victor applied for a position of an engineer in a company in Pakistan.

Mona: Tumhe koi fruit ya veg chahiye? Don: Suz? Suzie: Yes, kya tum thode apples aur pears khareed sakte ho, please Mona: Sure Suzie: main ek apple aur pear tart banaungi

Suzie wants Mona to buy some apples and pears. Suzie will make an apple and pear tart.

Fiona: Many happy returns! Fiona: <file_gif> Anna: That's lovely. Thanks :-) Fiona: Have a jolly day ! Anna: You too!

Fiona wishes Anna a happy birthday.

Olivia: Tum uss nayi ladki ke baare mein kya sochti ho jo club mein kaam karti hai? Patty: Kya naam hai uska? Patty: Jessica? Jennifer? Pauline: mujhe lagta hai Jennifer hai. I think she's nice. Olivia: Tumhein lagta hai uske boobs real hai? Patty: No way!! Patty: Maine aaj usse naachte hue dekha. Patty: She's all fake to me. Patty: Fake boobs, fake lashes, fake hair. Pauline: Jaise tumne kabhi extensions use nahi kiye Pauline: And fake lashes standard hai humare profession mein Pauline: Boobs leking merko fake lagte hai Patty: I'm sure they are

There is a new girl working in the club. Her name is Jennifer. Olivia, Patty and Pauline think she has breast implants.

Lisa: Good morning! :-D Linda: Hi there! Lisa: Mujhe lagta hai ye ek beautiful day hone wala hai :-D Linda: Do you? Lisa: Kya chal raha hai? I sense some blues... Linda: Oh... Ye mere liye ek crappy morning hai. Merko apna apartment leave karna hai. Lisa: Oh no.. Kabtak? Kyu? Ye sab kaise hua? Linda: Ye maine tab jaana jab main apna apartment block leave kar rahi thi. Main landlord se mili aur usne mujhe notice dediya. Mere paas 3 months hai vacate karne ke liye. Kyu? Mujhe nahi pata. Uske paas naya tenant hoga, jaise koi family member. Woh shaayad bechna bhi chahta ho. It doesn't matter. Lisa: 3 months. That's not bad. Linda: It isn't. Tum sahi ho. Still mujhe laga main waha aur rukungi. Mujhe woh jagah pasand hai. Lisa: yeah, woh kaafi comfy hai aur office ke paas hai. Linda: Aur utna pricey bhi nahi hai. Lisa: Koi post daaldo FB pe. Maybe tumhare friends mein se koi has an interesting place to rent. It's always better to do such business kisi ke saath jisko tum jaanti ho. Linda: Main sochungi iske baare mein. Lisa:Tum hesitate kyu kar rahi ho? Linda: Merko achcha nahi lagta aise news daalna. Aisa lagta hai jaise main apnin privacy lose kar rahi hu. Lisa: Come on! Tum exaggerate kar rahi ho. Tumhe shaayd help mil jaaye. That's easier than you think. Linda: Main sochungi uske baare mein, ok? Lisa: Ok, main bhi sochungi iske baare mein. Mere paa bhi friends hai, you know :-P Linda: I should think so ;-p Lisa: Chinta mat karo 3 months that's almost a hundred days. Tum kuch dhundhlogi :-) Linda: Thanks :-)

Linda has to vacate her apartment in 3 months. She refuses to ask people on Facebook if anyone has a place to rent, as Lisa suggested.

Mike: Mate, mere paas ek crazy idea hai. Martin: Kya? Mike: I want to run the length of Vistula next year. Martin: Tum pagal ho? Mike: Yes, but mujhe lagta hai ye ek great idea hai. Martin: Kitne din? Mike: 12 days Martin: Kitne kilometre hai woh? Mike: 1200 km Martin: Ye basically impossible hai. Mike: Kuch impossible nahi hai Martin: Tum pagal hogaye ho. Mike: This will get done. Martin: I believe i you my friend.

Mike wants to run the length of the Vistula next year. This is 1200 km in 12 days.

Trisha: tumhare paas koi plans hai valentines ke liye? Lisa: no of course not, mujhe laga hum ek saath spend kar rahe hai Kylie: heey :) yeah, is this still on? Lisa: hum cinema jaa sakte hai ek saath aur fir thodi wine le sakte hai meri jagah pe Trisha: how about hum ek movie night banale tumhari jagah pe? Kylie: ye better sound karta hai, cinema will be full of couples... yuck... Lisa: sure we can, meri roommate bahar jaa rahi aur woh probably jaldi ghar nahi aayegi... but agar woh aayegi, can she join us? Kylie: Mujhe kuch nahi hai iske against Lisa: cool Trisha: as long as woh wine laati hai :D Kylie: i second that Lisa: ok main usse batadungi :D Trisha: so hum kya dekh rahe hai? Bridget Jones dobara? Kylie: of course!!! Lisa: agreed!

Trisha and Kylie will come to Lisa's place and they will have a movie night at valentines day. They will watch Bridget Jones again. Lisa's roommate can join if she brings wine.

Greg: Hey whats up bro Ron: its cool,'s up? Greg: maine tumhe dekh nahi kal, u ok dude? Ron: yeah im alright mate, mujhe tumhe call karne chahiye tha, but been BUSY Greg: whaddya mean BUSY, itna busy ki tum team ke saath kuch beers ke liye jaa sako? Ron: BUSY is BUSY, if you know what i mean ^^ Greg: tell me Ron: remember woh ladki from the club? Greg: the blonde with big eyes? Ron: noo, the brunette big eyes haha Greg: ah yeah, shes fit Ron: shes hottt Greg: what about her? Ron: hum accident se mall mein milgaye ;) Greg: is it the bad romance? Ron: she awesome bro Greg: (Y) Ron: its gonna be big mate :D :D :D Greg:dont do this to us dude!! haha Ron: so you see, thats why bruva :D Greg: i get it, you fell for her so hard, tumne kabhi ek gang night nahi miss kari! Ron: shes awesome mate

Ron did not come to a gang night. Ron was busy, because he met in the mall the brunette with big eyes that he remembered from the club.

Chris: Thought I should have a wander around Sawyer's for the first time. Kuch spot kara tha jo maine pehle khareeda tha in Bath for 14.95 and wondered... shouldn’t have looked, they priced it at £19.99 😱. Great shop but wallet not coming out 😂. Ruth: Mark up is ridiculous, I agree. But uska khaana aur khaana achcha hai. Chris: Tea selection is fab too Xavier: No tea. Ye fun time hai ! 🎉 Chris: Breakfast? 😂 Xavier: Gym thirsty work 😂 Ruth: What's the craic dinner se pehle ek drink lene ke liye ? Chris: Main puchne hi wala tha! 😉 Xavier: Main ready ho raha hu evening ke liye. Maine apne cousins ko mil raha hu, you know I can't stand them.

Chris went to Sawyer's and found out the prices are much higher here than in Bath. Ruth and Chris enjoy some aspects of the shop. Xavier is having a drink as he's meeting his cousins in the evening, that he dislikes.

Gina: Tumhare paas Tom ka cell number hai? Oliver: Nahi, but for sure Sara has it! Gina: Oh great, to main usko likhdungi! Thx! Oliver: No problem Gina ;)

Oliver does not have Tom's cell number but Sara does.

Destiny: hey dekho mujhe kya mila! Kenneth: Main kuch nahi dekh sakta Destiny: <file_photo> Samantha: wow Destiny: :D Kenneth: they're awesome Kenneth: I mean, like, really :D Samantha: oh yeah they're incredible Destiny: ^_^

Destiny sent a photo to Samantha and Kenneth.

Ella: Hi, kya tumko mera text mila? Jesse: Hey, yeah sorry- yaha pe crazy hai. Main Owen ko collect karlungi, Ttum chinta mat karo :) Ella: Oh thank you! Tum ek lifesaver ho! Jesse: Koi problem nahi hai ;) Meeting ke liye good luck!! Ella: Thanks again! :)

Jesse will collect Owen so that Ella can go for a meeting.

Amanda: <photo_file> Amanda: @Peadar disbelief mein jaise hi woh apna pint girata hai 2nd time Tina: Kya woh rugby ke baare mein dukhi hai? Tina: Main to hota Jane: ofc Peadar: Fack off Peadar: ☘

Peadar dropped his pint for the second time. He is sad about the rugby.

Jessica: Kaunse chapters read karne hai humein? Dex: 11 Jessica: Kya tum sure ho? Dex: I think so? Jessica: Oh, great! Mujhe pata karna hai! Dex: I'm sure, 100% it's 11 Jessica: Okay. Geez. That's a lot. Dex:I'm already ahead so nbd for me. Jessica: No fair! Dex: Of course ye fair hai. Maine kaam kara hai! Jessica: You have no life! Dex: Possibly. But at last mujhe ek education milegi! Jessica: So will I! Just in other things!

Dex and Jessica are supposed to read to chapter 11. Dex is already ahead, Jessica is behind.

Anne: I passed, I passed! Anne: I got my G2! Jake: Congratulations! That's great news! Anne: Now main main driver driver banne wala hu :D Jake: LOL sure, in your dreams :) Anne: Come on, ab tum finally drink kar sakte ho @ parties. Jake: Hmmm, indeed. Jake: Maine socha nahi uss tarah :D Anne: ROTF Jake: So tum kab pick kar rahe ho apna permit? Anne: It takes 10 WD unko prepare karne ke liye Anne: Aur fir main all set hu. Jake: OK, that's pretty quick Jake: To humein celebrate karna chahiye! Anne: Yeah, main Vicki aur John ko invite karne ko soch rahi thi Anne: Unhone bahut help kari meri :) Jake: Great idea :)

Anne passed her driver's license test. She's going to celebrate with Jake, Vicki and John.

Ellington: mujhe lagta hai mujhe thoda protein lena chahiye Alfie: tum workout karte ho? Ellington: yeah a bit. hope to do more. Everard: kya tum vitamins aur stuff bhi le rahe ho? Ellington: dunno Everard: tumhein pata nah agar tum vitamins lete ho dost? Ellington: no sorry matlab mujhe pata nahi kya lena chahiye Everard: I gues tumhe padhna chahiye iske baare mein pehle Alfie: also kisi coach se pucho woh best rahega Ellington: perhaps tum sahi ho. I know next to nothing. and get so fuckin tired after workout Everard: medical check bhi lelo Ellington: i mean i reckon its quite normal hardly started Harper: ell you wanker tum dhang se warmup bhi nahi karte Ellington: how can you tell Harper: tumhe dusri raat dekha tha as you started Ellington: didnt even say hello tum sarchutiye Harper: man i was throught the window main wave kar raha tha aur kood raha tha but no reaction Alfie: likely ell was busy digging some chicks Harper: you bet he was. healthy one Ellington: oh shut it maine sirf protein ke baare mein pucha and just blow it Everard: no seriously tumhein pro advice chahiye not here Ellington: i guess tum sahi ho

Ellington does workout and he believes he needs more protein. Alfie and Everard recommend Ellington to seek for professional advice. Harper thinks Ellington does not warmup properly.

Lia: Kya tumne Leo ko dekha? Rebecca: Main uske saath bar mein hu Lia: Main usko 2 hours se dhundh rahi hu Mia: main bhi!

Lia and Mia have been looking for Leo for two hours. Rebecca is with him in the bar now.

Jimmy: Anyone up for a beer? Tom: Yep, for sure Rick: oh boy, definitely Rick: This week chewed me up, swallowed and then threw up on a sidewalk Jimmy: damn! It's a date for, 7pm Morty's pe? Rick: sure

Jimmy, Tom and Rick are meeting for a beer at 7 p.m. at Morty's.

Erica: <file_other> Erica: kya tumne ye dekha? Melissa: yeah.... maine explosion suna seedha apni morning run ke bad ;/ Melissa: terrible :( Erica: kya ye tumhara neighbourhood hai? Melissa: not exactly par main waha hoti hu kaafi baar Melissa: ye bas park ki dusri side hai Erica: woh keh rahe hai ye probably ek accident hai Melissa: kaafi purane houses with old installations Melissa: aur log bahut poor jo usko properly maintain kar sake

There was an explosion near Melissa's usual running spot. The cause was probably an old, faulty installation.

Mike: hurry up, customers wait kar rahe hai Afande: im waapis apne raste mein hu Afande: i'll be there in 10

Afande is coming back in 10 minutes as the customers are waiting.

Albert: kya tumne Samantha ke baare mein suna? Thea: Kya uske baare mein? Albert: Woh kal dikhi thi raat ko kisi clib mein with some old guy Albert: Woh dekhe gaye the 60/70 Club mein Thea: Kya matlab tumhara "with some old guy" ? Albert: Koi nahi jaanta usse Albert: Greg ne kaha woh apne forties mein hoga. Thea: Not that old... Albert: Aur woh kya hai? Not even 17... Thea: Maybe woh uske father the? Or koi uski family se. Albert: No way. Woh kiss kar rahe the! Thea: And ye tumhe kisne bataya? Greg? Albert: Greg aur baaki kuch log. Thea: James aur Ethan maybe? Albert: What does it matter? Thea: Well, it does. Thea: Inn logo ko pyaar hai gossip aur rumour spread karne mein, and ye humesha sach nahi hota... Thea: 2 weeks pehle unhone sabko school mein bataya ki I'm hot for Ethan Thea: Zyada believe mat karo sab kuch jo woh kahe Thea: And agar Samantha ek older guy ko date kar rahi hai... Who cares! It's her life.

Albert shouldn't believe everything Greg, James and Ethan say, because they love gossiping and spreading out rumours.

Sidney: Kya tumne suna ki Alice ki birthday party aa rahi hai? Oliver: Yeah. 2 weeks mein. Sidney:Right. Hum kuch kar rahe hai? Oliver: Kya matlab hai tumhara? Sidney: A birthday party, of course. Oliver: Oh. Mujhe nahi pata usse woh pasand aayega. Sidney: Kyu? Oliver: Weel, woh apne aap mein rakhna pasand karti hai, to main assume karta hu woh outgoing type nahi hai. Sidney: Maybe tum sahi ho. Oliver: But aur kya kar sakte hai hum except a party? Sidney: Well, hum usse dinner pe le jaa sakte hai? Oliver: Not bad. Tumhe pata hai usko kaisa khaana pasand hai? Sidney: Not really, no. Oliver: Me neither. Aur kuch? Sidney: Coffee? Oliver:Nah. That's dumb. Maybe cinema? Sidney: Anything on at the moment? Oliver: Don't know. Will check. Sidney: Okay. Oliver: Ek horro, romantic comedy aur ek bio on hai abhi. Sidney: Woh horror se afrad hai, recently broke up with Mark aur kiski bio hai? Oliver: Winston Churchill Sidney: Usko woh pasand nahi aayega... Oliver: Got a great idea! Woh bahut artsy hai aur usko ye sab dekhna bahut pasand hai, right? Sidney: Yeah. Woh chup nahi kar sakti uske baare mein ;) Oliver: Usko impressionist exhibition le chalte hai! They'll be in town next week. Sidney: That's a great idea Oliver: Aur baad mein hum coffee le sakte hai uske baare mein baat karte hue Sidney: Yeah, lol, listen to her talk about it! :) Oliver: So it's settled then!

As birthday present for Alice, Oliver and Sidney are going to take her to the impressionist exhibition then grab a coffee together. Alice has recently broken up with Mark. Alice is an introvert but likes talking about art.

Nina: hi, wanna meet? Paula: why not, kab? Nina: kal sahi sound karta hai? Paula: sure, time? Nina: round 9 pm? Paula: kk Nina: mere paas itna dish hai tumhare liye Paula: really? abhi batao mujhe! Nina: nah, tumhe wait karna padega :D Paula: <file_gif> Nina: c'mon hahaha stop it Paula: <file_gif> Paula: you're the worst! Nina: woh kal change hojayega, ya'll see Paula: main wait nahi kar sakti !! Nina: me 2, kiss! Paula: :*

Nina and Paula will meet tomorrow at around 9. Nina has some news for Paula.

Mark: Gentlemen! I dare say it's COFFEE TIME! Luke: w00t! Jake: Sorry, abhi nahi Mark: Kyu? Jake: Boss ko mujhse baat karni hai abhi. Luke: Baat kari abhi. Coffee mention mat karna. Jake: Kyu? Mark: You'll get talked down for coffee time ;) Jake: Really? Luke: Apparently woh approve nahi karta of us taking long breaks from work :P Mark: Lol Jake: Gotta go! Looking at me meaningfully! Luke: Well then, kind sir, shall we? Mark: Of course we shall! Jake: Mere liye wait karo!

Mark and Luke will go for a coffee break at work. Jake first needs to talk with his boss, who doesn't approve their long breaks from work.

Neville: Hey, kya hum mil sakte hai iss week? Laurel: Sure... But, kyu? Hum usually milte nahi just the two of us... ? Neville: Well... promise tum nahi bataoge? Laurel: Kya ye ilegal hai? Neville: No! Nothing like that Laurel: Okay, agar ye illegal ya creepy nahi hai, I promise main kisi ko nahi bataungi. Neville: I'm serious Laurel, koi nahi jaan sakta. Laurel: I get it! I promise- cross my heart aur baaki woh bakwaas/ Neville: Mujhe ring shopping jaana hai Violet ke liye. Main ummeed kar raha tha tum mujhe help kar sako choose karne ke liye? Laurel: Seriously?!! That's fantastic! Of course main aaungi!! Laurel: (And kya main keh sakti hu, it's about bloody time!!) Neville: Thanks Laurel :) Kya tumhe lagta hai woh haa kahegi...?

Neville wants to meet up with Laurel some time this week, and she finds it strange as they usually don't hang out just the two of them. Neville wants Laurel's help ring shopping for Violet and she agrees enthusiastically.