handjobs sold seperately


introducing fidget spinner for women


happy pride month let's go beat up lesbians


laughs in [majority of u.s crime rate]


finds out those 72 virgins.. are goats


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claims that her ancestors created a safe space for jews these are her ancestors


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myth: gingers don't have souls  fact: gingers earn a freckle for everey soul they steal


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when you convert your dishwasher into a weed eater


so i guess a handjob is out of the question


stop illegal immigrants they're taking the land we stole


then he said i couldn't come to the barbecue because i always burn the franks


i am not racist some of my best slaves are black


its not right to judge someone by the color of their skin they might just be tan


we talked about it  i agreed dinner would be ready on time in the future


i'm this pretty because both my parents are white


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i hate the chinese, black, white, mexican people so who do i like? therein lies the problem


we live in a society where they lecture us on morals and biology


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life is like belgium some times you just have to march through it


why are we smart? because we went to camps!


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muslims moved in... but theyre not moving out.


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found this old photo of our grand parents on their quad


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best thing about her blowjob?... you know shes gonna swallow!!!


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fed five thousand jews with five loaves and two fish made six million jews toast


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how i see black people getting trolled on the internet


when her head game so strong she suck a chromosome right out of you


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i'm not racist i hate white liberals more than anybody


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teacher: alright class take out your calculators mohammed:


anjem choudary wants this removed he said it insults islam. so i thought fuck it why not share


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warning "every" country that has become involved in muslim immigration has eventually become an islamic state, and don't the fate of your country will be any different islam is a cancer for which there is no cure


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japanese citizen watches as nuke drops on the 9th of august 1945 (colorized)


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monkey face monkey attitude


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this is what science does for humanity this is what islam does for humanity


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gay friends asked for directions told him to go straight


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ahmed? im hungry!!!


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islamic prayers answered


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michele obama holding a fundraising for studying animal intelligence


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michele obama met with fashion designers from planet of the apes


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today we're making vegetable soup! the most disturbing thing i've seen all day.


down syndrome girl put on makeup for a party


when you're watching the #roots remake but you're in an interracial relationship


this story touched my heart twins separated at birth find each other after 50 yrs


ahmed? im pregnant!!!


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leave that one alone bill he's my weed man


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him: have you seen my cat lately? her: nope, you should ask your father


real muslims radical muslims


there are laws to try to stop people from hating and discriminating against you


mmm what's cooking


islam is the religious of love and peace


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made rice krispies way before kellogg's


musllim logic: important unimportant


love is more powerful than any other force in the world


i was there when the bomb exploded


the culture of silence allows sexual harassment in the workplace to continue


how you look when youre black and you celebrate the 4th of july


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new implant allows muslims to speak directly with allah apply to forehead


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farming simulator 1800


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made rice krispies way before kellogg's


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hardworking and practice is path to success in female sport


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party tonight? i'm down


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funny santa


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today we're making vegetable soup! the most disturbing thing i've seen all day... -flyboy


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ahmed? im pregnant!!!


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international boxing day


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president condemned capital punishment


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you know that we are better than any other race


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after the shower i will visit the local zoo


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international boxing day


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black santa


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can you spot the difference?!?!? didn't take me long either - 1st car's red


bodies being removed in wagons by german


you get a day off for martin luther king ? hell we should shoot six more and get the week off


the only cure for islam


fighting them is nothing new letting them come into our land and spread their disease is


omfg its a dirty mexican


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why is it so good? because it's white


spiders are like him not all of them are dangerous but since they all look the same to me, i don't want any of them in my house


a fiery blasts rocks the world trade center after being hit by two planes


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today i feel so hot don't you?


goats are friends not food


the only way to deal with islam


me watching the pride parade


rape helping them have sex for generations


this steak is so black it asked me for a newport


riding a horse backwards


if you don't sin... ..jesus died for nothing


(laughs in goat fucker)


to see better, asians sometime switch to fullscreen veiw


hitler be like i deserve to be in heaven i knew it


when you call the avengers and they send the one from wakanda


is it a boy or a girl? we're waiting to find out


my local mosque is really going all out for gay pride this year


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trust me.. ...they love the warm weather


vacation on a train it is long but it is beautiful try it


when you just realize that you forgot to take the cake out of the oven


dey call me wong sum ting wong


mom won't let me use the oven with my jewish friends


the lion once again shows why he's the king of the jungle


muslim wife wearing sexy lingerie for her husband


girl goes out with him blind date


'slavery reparations' has there ever been a more blatant attempt to buy the 'black' vote?


say no! to racism say no to the liar who tried to ruin the life of brett kavanaugh say no to kamala harris 2020


the lawmakers known as "the squad"


psa: clean your apartments for pete's sake


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vegetable soup


we waste so much food and water meanwhile,  others are starving and have no clean water


what is that wonderful smell? it smells like... caramel! oh, today we burnt the diabetics


a smile to bring joy in anyone's day


fighting for gay rights


had to load these by hand today felt like a syrian guy looking for his wife


we dipped this shit in bacon grease mixed with bacon juice smothered in hate when it is time, rest assured america. when the enemy brings it to our soil, we will bring it to them


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me convincing homophobes that i'm just like them and not a sexually deviant pervert


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illegal immigration the cowboy way we'll know them if they try to come back in!


can you smell what the reich is cooking?


rape helping them have sex for generations


capital punishment is still prevalent in many parts of the world


roseanne barr? more like roseanne barred, amiright?


you call that a killing, ahmed? this is a killing!


here we go again. us paralympics team refuses to stand during st.


working in an office. just the intern life


blacks are musical they always love a good beat


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"they are the biggest terrorists in the history of the world. we have entire history of books showing this data"


racist!!! fuck this somali piece of shit!!!


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wherever they go destruction follows


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there's only one race the human race and that thing on the right? that's a monkey in human clothes


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error


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yeah, we know "no president has done what i have done."


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great financial news for me this morning. no longer have to send $16 a month to that african kid


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turns out out they were expecting something very different went gay clubbing with some friends


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asian child with her pet


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great financial news for me this morning no longer have to send $16 a month to that african kid


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donald trump putting "i can!" back into the hearts of all americans


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that look when you find out your husband isn't coming home from the mosque


ideology kills a dozen "infidels"


goes to the future doesn't warn marty about parkinson's


have you ever lost all respect for someone? you don't hate them but you don't t feel the need to associate yourself or say anything to them anymore


surrender my guns to a government that doesn't think twice about slaughtering a helpless baby.. you've absolutely lost your damn mind!


than nasty i'd rather be deplorable


did you learn about the crusades in your history class?


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spot the difference


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when did you decide to gender swap? it started when i ls swapped my mustang


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burning things that don't mean anything to you


this happens to 1/3 of women 2/3 aren't doing their job


hey frank my t-shirt doesn't fit shut up greg


well, i guess we'll.. just head home now


oh you want trump impeached? for what? the crime of making you cry?


shame on you america you said you would never forget


he went to jail for your sins


party tonight? i'm down


my favorite sex position is the jfk i splatter all over her while she screams and


heeeadddd shoulders wheel and frame wheel and frame


you're a f*g, you're a f*g, you're all f*gs!


picture of conservatives rioting in the streets after the 9th circuit court of appeals ruling


why does helen keller only masturbate with one hand? so she can moan with the other!


turning every country it touches into a shithole


dey call me wong sum ting wong


the great train robbers


which jewish girl is hotter?


these women have access to top secret classified information let that sink in


when you start burning calories instead of people


when ur too young to know racism but ur happy cause u got a new pet


he's not a great debater, he's not a smooth talking politician, he's not part of the establishment, but he is a true american patriot! we cannot sit back and watch them destroy this man who is trying to help us ! he can clean up america and they know it !


happy birthday, gay boy!


they are like manure spread them out and they help everything grow better, but keep them in one big pile and they stink horribly


hey trump, since they don't want a wall let's build a 24/7 firing range and mine field


what's left of my opponents after our rap battle


this has no place on american soil


rice cooker now versus in 1945


i was going to make a joke about us but they always blow up in your face


just going out for groceries


when you smoke, that's the amount of ash that fills your lungs stop smoking, stop cancer


when it's your first time sky diving


when your little bomber brings home his first girlfriend


when people keep asking you if you're angry


patty cake... patty cake butt hole... hand i got tourette's syndrome chicken... fucked ham


the horrors of the holocaust


and that was the last nativity play my son was invited to take part in


i went on a date blind date


well, i guess we'll... beheading home now


would ya look at that this dryer comes with a free dishwasher


hiding from his bath


it's the cowboy way of doin things


they were mentally ill. i had to cure them


when your parents ask why the gas bill is so high


me: i promise i won't get caught up in my stories me 3 drinks later: and there was ghost!


so obama imports 70,000 somali immigrants and parks them in minnesota, where almost all cluster in a single area,specifically the fifth congressional district. that district recently was identified by the fbi as america's terrorist recruitment capital, and is represented by ilhan omar, who is calling for dissolution of america's homeland security. are you connecting the dots yet?


tag that one friend that does weird shit like this


the woman you met who admits she's wrong, apologizes and changes her ways


for decades bruce fondled her this just in caitlyn jenner claims


the original derp face


waiting for fb parole like ok no more goat fucker jokes


if he dies in the movie "toy story" all the toys have to watch as the children play with their dead friend's lifeless body


when you find a shooter the same day you plan a bombing, so you team up


to all the high school grads... congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life


there's only one race the human race and that thing on the right? that's a monkey in human clothes


german fireworks


when you're a terrible dictator and want to conquer the world


i don't let my vitiligo get me down


you said the vehicles aren't owned by members of the ppa... ...the lie detector determined, that was a lie


hitler led the first public anti-smoking campaign in modern history i did nazi that coming


share a coke with your dad


stop making that face jonathan. you look silly


there's nothing on those cards we flip a coin backstage


how to pick up a girl from auschwitz:


love knows no boundaries


redneck murders are hard to solve there're no dental records and all of the dna is the same


relaxing weekend share with 10 more people if you agree


oops. broke the dishwasher again


jeffrey dahmer dumping his last boyfriend


even i can see obama's a muslim


to see better, asians sometime switch to fullscreen veiw


im jared, and fuck tyrone im here to fuck his kids, footlong style


"my husband told me to make him a sandwich i need a good comeback i would come back with a sandwich"


kills: 17 million, deaths: 1 fucking camper


how to cook turkey in usa how to cook turkey in romania


the i'm not black but my kids will be face


i just found out that my father; a lifelong staunch republican is voting for the democrats......... he would have never done that when he was alive


lawn darts muslim style


we can end racism if we end a race


nowadays chicks feel like showing skin is a sign of confidence but in reality its a form of insecurity because they have nothing else to offer other than sexuality


when someone asks me how many chromosomes i have more than you


once you go black so does your face


oh man they're heavy. take the picture already


good guy police officer capturing them young


these atheist fools what do you mean "evidence"? i gave you the bible verse "


say no. it's not only the proper christian stance, but the christian's duty "god resisteth the proud..." 1 peter 5:5


"my name is osama bin laden and this is jackass"


junkies be like... naw bro, i'm clean....i take suboxone


my neighbour ordered a blow-up doll from a muslim sex shop


i just squirted tranny fluid


please stop calling your ancestors slaves. they were honorable nobles held as prisoners of war and those psychopathic crimnals weren't masters


these wind chimes don't make a sound should have known the brown ones wouldn't work


shame on you america you said you would never forget


spot the difference


back in my day there were only two genders male and not male


no little asian don't eat them raw


how do you get a jewish girls number? roll up her sleeve


when you so savage you roast a whole race


mfw i pull up at the lights next to the person who sped past me


you forgot a comma? i forgot your parents were in the gas chamber


never be afraid to be yourself


do you know what happens after 6 tequila shots? .........nobody does


911, what is your emergency? "i asked a man to defend trump without saying obama, clinton or democrats"


sometimes, you have to water your farm equipment so it doesn't overheat


let's not be hasty. the worldview of the guys who created this grisly spectacle of mass-murder could be any number of- comedy aaaaaannnd it's these guys


monkeys often pick bugs off each other to snack on


debris from todays tornadoes ..oops nevermind... that's just a picture from the snake pit at the indy 500


you know you're from denver when... towards the mountains is an official direction


this is me tryna look cool  after learning how to shoot from the movies


when your parents tell you to go to the store when you just got home


im not always hooked on a feeling but when i am, im high on believing


these wind chimes don't make a sound should have known the brown ones wouldn't work


these people are the pugs of humans


texting and flying n what's the worst that could happen?


christina ford brett kavanaugh 17 15 i'll take shit that never happened for 1000


asians be like switching to fullscreen mode


got any more dumb white people


turn for what


the same enemy. we all have by the same people my people were exploited by the same people my land was stolen my people was stolen by the same people


me convincing homophobes that i'm just like them and not a sexually deviant pervert


if they aren't meant to cook why do they have eggs and milk inside them


when your parents ask why the gas bill is so high


all was well in new york until the fire nation attacked


when they said we would be going for a spin this wasn't what i expected


stand tall. stand proud


don't judge me bro! why didn't i let them judge me? now god did!


when your dad comes to career day and starts handing out mixtapes


trust me... ...they're re all terrorists


because even other planets need crime


your dog's favorite food


how to remember kid in hot car keep 2nd road beer with them!


how to pick up a girl from auschwitz


stupid neighbours woke me up


muslim terror attacks are more frequent white terror attacks are more efficient


what if tornadoes are actually created secretly by the government to destroy these


last year tyrone got a new job, started building his credit, then something amazing started to happen! and spending more time with his kids


keep it legal. keep it affordable !


if james brown and the creature from the black lagoon had a baby


"beats by dre beats by tyrone


muslim terrorist, spy anti semite the poster child of the left


dark humour is like a child with cancer it doesn't get old


our insurance


what are you doing there? you're a cat, not a jew


one of the worst tragedies of our time


when you go to africa and a kid is roasting you are you eatin though?


when your actively avoiding your responsibilities while trying to look busy


this guy just friended and unfriended me 45 times in 15 seconds anyone know him??


when dishwasher stops working take it back


radical muslims want to cut your head off moderate muslims want radical muslims to cut your head off


because most of the time 5.56 just doesn't send the right message


when your dive instructor starts yelling in arabic


be careful who you call ugly in high school


live. laugh. love


we're glad you're home. the russians pooped in the hallway


"how dark are my memes? well they..."


don't like me? i don't care, it's still a beautiful day in my neighborhood


note to americans: we behead gays and brutalize women so keep on "tolerating us" until we take over your country


kid with cancer: so when i get out of the hospital i'm going to join you? the avengers visiting him:


adam, you know what they do with traitors #treason dontcha?


ideology kills a dozen "infidels"


when you max out intelligence and put nothing on agility


girlfriends, let me tell you what i saw on amazon


trump is functionally illiterate and knows almost nothing about american history


once a place where innocents were murdered. now a historical site for people to learn


i support terrorists because they're pea brains like me


do i have something in my teeth?


i don't know how it happened, one moment i was on my bike next thing i knew, i woke up in a hospital


kids may be a gift but i like playing with the box they came in!


a brief history of everything


they're just like eggs better when beaten well


say "no" to pride month! it's not only the proper christian stance, but the christian's duty "...god resisteth the proud..." 1 peter 5:5


met a jewish girl and she asked me for my number i told her we use names here


check out these legs i bet you did nazi that coming


hey there delilah, what's it like in new york city.


wait a sec are u trying to gas me again


oprah winfrey: "old white people need to just die"


what do i do when my dishwasher stops? i should get back to scrubbing


excuse me.... i think you're doing it wrong


when you've decided to start a life of crime


like and share if you want loretta lynch investigated


the effects of slavery are still felt to this day


the woman you met who admits she's wrong, apologizes and changes her ways


college students on the naacps vote hard bus tour


we protest for our rights !


when you start burning calories instead of people


hasidic jews proficient in the torah


screw area 51 lets storm cheyenne mountain and get the stargate


romanians when they see a slightly open purse/pocket/window


sea monkeys


slutty girls are like walmarts everybody makes fun of them but, when you're inside one at 4am you think "i'm glad these are here"


asians be like switching to fullscreen mode


life has its ups and downs


jihad militants wear explosive belts during news


if you wantto find out if you're gay poop in your hand and jack off


"farming simulator 19 classic equipment dlc"


all men are pigs women are equal to men


what did you have for dinner? we just had sausages it was the wurst


radical muslims are snakes. moderate muslims are the grass they hide in


you're not you when you're hungry. grab a snickers


you wanna get rid of flags and statues that remind you of the history of slavery? black people were around during slavery you wanna get rid of them too?


instead of saying "fuck the ss" how about you stop breaking the law?


"if a dishwasher wore pants, would it wear them like this or like this"


there's a reason they have children. they are pedophiles


but you're on a diet when you have coke in the fridge


when your little bomber brings home his first girlfriend


"we will take over politically, oust the constitution, establish sharia law, and behead all non- muslims, right in the streets of america"


we are not here to be part of america we are here to take over america


authentic lunch in venezuela


women use chemicals to remove polish everyday and no one bats an eye i use chemicals to remove the polish and suddenly i'm the world's biggest villain!


the pill that everyone wants truth but can't seem to swallow


book of satan written by psychopaths


didn't get bought today success!


what i say about the gunman every time there's a mass shooting


can afford to travel from romania to london still picks your pocket


the amish reject modern society without strapping explosives children proof that you can be completely devoted to your religion wear beards, dress modestly and reject modern society without strapping explosives to children


ladies and gents i present you with miss islam 2015 contenders


i was asked who my favourite x-men character was apparently my answer was inappropriate


when your leader is killed by a drone and you get to fuck his herd of goats


piss off the muslims by saying merry christmas to all!


hey there delilah, what's it like in new york city.


dem rep calls trump supporters 'just plain dumb' & 'racist' in letter on house floor.. what's your response?


when you told her you was going to fuck her till she was stupid


you think i'm a terrorist but i identify as a firework


can you hear me at the back?


when you wanna delete google chrome but you accidentally delete your chromosome


you call that a killing, ahmed? this is a killing!


they were uneducated false they all had their masters


when dad keeps banging the goat instead of you


when daddy takes away your small loan so that you can't build a wall


you'll never be lonely@ goatsonly.com


women astronaut because sandwiches won't make themselves up here


rare picture of a dishwasher at birth


and that was the last nativity play my son was invited to take part in


a role model for women everywhere


when you see the gas bill


similar to sharks because all the great ones are white


with my pink hijab, looking fly


didn't get bought today success!


i love the poorly educated wish granted


half honky all donkey


when yall both on your rag but eating ass is life


my dog loves the attention


leave that one alone bill he's my weed man


don't be racist black and white children are the same


a muslim mans fantasy


a fire cracker


go home stoned eyes give nothing away


good friday? more like great friday. amirite?


when someone asks me how many chromosomes i have more than you


1939-1945 bake off winner


the closest some of us will ever get to heaven


they are the biggest terrorists in the history of the world. we have entire history of books showing this data


a pair of old men gossiping


inbred you are cat piss you smell like


he said he'd do the dishes instead he just ate and slept


can hear you taking a massive shit in a public toilet turns the hand dryers on as he leaves


made rice krispies way before kelloggs


and that's why i gas people


they were mentally ill. i had to cure them


we can end racism if we end a race


silly f@ggots, dicks are for chicks get trump's out of your mouth


isis murders 140 people in paris 11. 13 2015 paris closes their borders donald trumps wall doesn't seem so stupid now does it?


over heard my daughter telling her friend she was curious what it would be like to date a black guy so ... i showed her!


i think it is safe now challenge accepted


when your teacher roasts you and your homie but he doesn't know about the bomb that's going off in 2 mins


david cameron celebrates with with supporters at his constituency office


let's go


so liberating for us to finally be able to be ourselves


texting and flying what's the worst that could happen?


i'm sick of making excuses for him. i need to leave


which jewish girl is hotter?


their average iq is about 70-80, few points above being retarded


terrorism is one of the only areas where they do most of the work and none of them get the credit


having a child didn't ruin my life it saved my life


how dark are my memes? well they.


what if tornadoes are actually created secretly by the government to destroy white trash people living in trailer homes


hi, i'm rashida tlaib and i'm what's wrong with the country


when black people think it's funny to steal a white man's bike


why doesnt mexico have a good athletics team because anyone that can run or jump is already on the other side of the wall


one small step for man one large step for mankind


this is me not having any white guilt


1939-1945 bake off winner


me: want some ribs? chinese person: no me: want some ribs made from house pets? chinese person:


loading the dishwasher in the back solid move


this is a bane on our society report it when you see it


we wouldn't change him for the world. but we wish the world would change for him


partial arts


did you really think i was going to let the patriots lose


these women have access to top secret classified information let that sink in


than nasty i'd rather be deplorable


you know u got problems when the dog questions his love for peanut butter


look out its..... the jãger bomber!


do i need to dig up hitler to show you how to use an oven


do you think cnn will be warned when 70 fbi agents show up at brennan's house at 5am?


they might not be liking your pics, but i bet they're reading your comments and keeping track of who you respond to


it's taekwondo, not taekwondon't


4 years for your bachelors? i worked 60 years for my masters


there's a 50% chance this phone is stolen


how to get stoned without smoking weed


why isn't my drain working? probably because the pipe's black


what's better than winning a gold medal in this contest walking


people often forget that she was an olympian


we're all americans and we're in this together


"how we see muslims how muslims see us


i hate it when white people throw gang signs thinking they're black and shit


i got 99 problems and chromosomes


i don't always run for president, but when i do, i get a lot of support from freeloaders and ignorant young people who don't know history


did you know 100% of the people who stay in their own countries don't get detained and separated from their children at the border


they are like manure spread them out and they help everything grow better, but keep them in one big pile and they stink horribly


blacks are musical they always love a good beat


when mom asks where all the jews went


mom won't let me use the oven with my friends


now that's a muscle i've not felt in a long time..


"what kind of question is that? of course i fuck goat. next question..."


when you realize you're pregnant because you pull out your tampon but all the cotton was mysteriously picked off


when he tells your mom you're all tied up and you have to cancel on the dinner date


what a true rapist looks like


we need some. cause sandwiches don't make themselves up here


why don't they eat pussy? because it's too close to the gas chamber


little girls are the devil


what's the difference between the 2? the first one can't sing when you put chains on it


when a waitress dates the new dishwasher


if fear of divine judgement is the only thing keeping you "moral" at best, you're just a dangerous psychopath on a leash


looks like it's time to clean this place up


the look you give when your husband would rather fuck a goat then you


i do not like black people


white boys do it better


feeling cute. might kill 6 million later...idk


when your test comes back and you got a 47 out of 46


knives out


like i said. i'm an aries!


what every arab in sydney looks like


think about it: every single corpse on mt. everest was once a highly motivated person stay lazy, my friends


turning every country it touches into a shithole


"great at making martinis terrible at stealing tambourines"


transrepublican identifies as a republican, but is really a democrat


the face you make when one of those damn apes cancels your show


"leave that one alone bill he's my weed man"


the guy who created the joke the jokers


looking ready to drop the hottest hip hop album of 2020


what is up with black people they're not black, or people


we're so excited that we're finally able to be ourselves


let's not be hasty. the worldview of the guys who created this grisly spectacle of mass-murder could be any number of- comedy aaaaaannnd it's these guys


109 countries, rabbi fuckhead wanna make it 110?


how white liberals treat minorities who don't vote democrat


when your dad comes home from a suicide bombing


mr. mittens, you have to wait till it's cooked


turn your dishwasher into a snow remover


allah! my goat doesn't love me anymore!


how to pick up a girl from auschwitz:


how do you piss off a female archeologist? give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from


pro taliban supporters at a rally


i hate it when white people throw gang signs thinking they're black and shit


the closest some of us will ever get to heaven


"lynch said her greatest fear is the incredibly disturbing rise of of - anti-muslim rhetoric"" ....not the incredibly disturbing rise of radical islamic terrorists


"white power" "black power" scares people scares people who aren't white who aren't black that scares the establishment this is the only power


women use chemicals to remove polish everyday and no one bats an eye i use chemicals to remove the polish and suddenly i'm the world's biggest villain!


so you say 12 russians can influence an election but 25 million illegal aliens in the usa cant ?


i once went to a halloween party only in my jeans. and everyone was so confused and asked me what it means could you please explain your appearance to us, by chance? i said "i'm premature ejaculation; i just came in my pants."


when your dad comes to career day and starts handing out mixtapes


spending alot of time with your pets


wait, mohammad come back!! didn't mean to laugh, really size doesn't matter to me


what's black and screams harvey price answering an iron


neo-nazis exist today and i thought we learned our lesson


my face when i play hearts of iron 4


actors costumed in the full regalia of the kkk


"one man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great quote, but it's not the best way to tell your kid he's adopted


a little gas never killed anybody right?


when mom asks where all the jews went


we should legally be allowed to shoot fat g*y people


when you see the gas bill


(laughs in goat fucker)


they're not alllll rapists... right?


anyone who has seen a hippo yawn will have some idea how kim kardashiains gynecologist feels


what do you get when you inject human dna into a goat? banned from the petting zoo


3.8 billion of them on earth. why isn't it clean yet?


if she responds to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of getting offended... she's a fucking keeper


it's not the cards you're dealt, but how you play them such an inspiration


when dad keeps banging the goat instead of you


it's taekwondo, not taekwondon't


"my name is osama bin laden and this is jackass"


african american leaders organizing the la riots april 29, 1992


when you and your associate are ready to take your business to another level


what if hitler was the second coming of jesus and he just wanted revenge


@unhumanrights


"we're his kids and he hasn't returned. yeah this makes sense"


because even other planets need crime


when this said it would be dry this wasn't what i expected


when you've decided to start a life of crime


me watching the pride parade


when i said i wanted a little pussy this is not really what i had in mind.


"you think i'm a terrorist but i identify as a firework"


"they were uneducated false. they all had their masters"


freakin white people... so annoying.


congress is now stronger than ever to fight terrorism


a mother's love for the child is a divine thing


sea monkeys


little miss muffet sat on her tuffet


they're in a row


that feeling when you win a fifa game after being 3 goals behind