when you dont stir the nesquick powder in your milk enough


roses are red candles drip wax breaking news man tries to trade kidnapped baby for 15 big macs


it's obvious that he's thinking about another girl i can't believe that the lamb's bride has been the new jerusalem this whole time


joke time 3 muslims walk into a bar.


the hardest part of breaking up with a japanese girlfriend is having to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it


let me play with the muslims


happiness happens when we stand together


an australian man kills 50 people in new zealand ~arv~ and the main stream media blames trump


hey, me and ze boys are throwing a kegger at ze moon tower all reich,all reich,all reich!,


faceswap ching chong 100


i offered her a penny for her thoughts she gave me change


when there is no pinyata at the party but the emo kid just hung himself improvise. adapt. overcome


life is hard it's harder when you're stupid


so, where did you get all of this gold elizabeth? i stole it from africa!!!


oh you decided not to use a condom? tell me more why it's her falt that you got chlamydia


in norway we work after dinner


lmco laugh my cock off


what is that wonderful smell? it smells like.... caramel! oh, today we burnt the diabetics


sea monkeys


felt cute, might go sit down to pee idk


handjobs sold seperately


when i see people who post "punch a nazi" in person. im a nazi, gregg are you gonna punch me???


kids enjoying some underwater diving


3 jewish prisoners after being liberated by the ussr (auschwitz 1945 colorized)


when you are excited that a muslim has made it into american politics so the next phase of the caliphate can begin and destroy western civilization but you realize it is a woman


shoot boy, i ain't racist i've got four black tires and a color tv


kill all niggers white power


when the dishwasher isn't working properly and you have no tecnical knowledge whatsoever so you just decide to talk to it and hope it starts working good luck


jew jerky: leave out in the sun until all moisture is gone store in a cool dark place for 3 days


bernie couldn't be more excited for his first day as a police officer he outright refused to accept his paycheck, insisting that being able to legally shoot black children is payment enough


when the deaf kids are roasting you in sign language so you turn off the lights it's a simple spell but quite unbreakable


been here 3 months, gets $1 400 /wk from the government been here 6 generations, gets loan to be repaid in full from the government


changing every single country it touches


they elect their enemy to rule over them stupid americans


when you're picking cotton as fast as your ashy hands can and then you hear your master crack his whip


i pushed my life alert necklace now i'm waiting on those sexy emt guys to show up


girls be like i hate when guys stare at me at the gym


hey this bag only weighs .8 it's graam!


i'm going trans hunting


you've been hungerstruck!!


not a runner? now you are


this one time at camp we got so baked


thank you so much ! - ariana grande you're welcome?


when you get a fish and just stare at it through the fish tank


a head diaper is required when you have shit for brains


the 70's $5 to see the greatest band live in concert 2000's $100 to see a laptop... live


when you finally meet a girl that can make you bust from head please may i have some more


i don't know man, i just... i just wanna dance


my sandwich- maker is very slow today


police training 101 only shoot the black


when your vegan boyfriend tries to change a flat tire


the media is appalled by threats to her both have been threatened the media applauds all threats to him


theleft will never condemn sharia law the muslim vote matters more to them than preserving the constitution


him: gonna beat dat pussy into mashed potatoes! her: im down!


likes to play games with friends favorite game is called "child soldiers"


when you're looking cute as hell at the gym


come on over i'm having a party the place is crawling with pussy


hey mom the goats asshole is inside out. what do?


one does not simply believe it's not butter


when someone thinks it's okay to fuck with you b/c they think you're all love & light i will stab u in the neck susan


when ancestry.com tells me that i'm 0.1% german rev up those fryers


'' wing wing wing ''


look ma no hands!


you wanna pet me?? i'd pet me... i'd pet me hard


seems like u have a case of being a lil bitch i'm prescribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up


god does not make people homosexuals or transgendered or sinners of any kind. sin in fallen humanity does


where's jaws when you need him ?


attention ladies: it's football season!!! bring him a sammich, get him a beer, get a hobby & stfu til valentine's day!


yes i have changed i realized i was fucking up and changes had to be made


how to cook turkey in usa how to cook turkey in romania


anytime my dog growls at me excuse the shit out of my goddamn french, but did you just threaten me?


these cute head tilts


why do asians have eyes like this? isn't it hard to see?


im arrested and im in trouble


this is nahir nahir is born in germany nahir is german this is fluffy fluffy is born in horse stable fluffy is a horse


jews: *exist* hitler: there's enough goofy gas for everyone


no wig no weave challenge


indian accent finally finding the right tutorial you need


if a dike started dating a tranny god can't be mad because it's still a relationship between a man and a woman


say it with me folks radical liberal terrorism


when cops see an unarmed black youth:


caitlyn jenner is kylie jenners transexual biological father


old times were brutal


the difference between moderate muslim and radical muslim follow my allah or he kill you moderate muslim follow my allah or i kill you! radical muslim


trump the messiah of white trash racists


what if the government funded adoptions instead of abortions


stephen hawking defended the use of animals is medical research


big bird scolds the negores for even daring to think that they were allowed to ride on a bus


feeling cute might fuck a tranny later, idk


if elected i will institute gun control by executive action well i was going to say that you just blew your chances but then i remembered that's how you got started in politics


redneck word of the day : inhale " why inhale did i go to walmart today "?


a few minutes after eating taco bell


in norway we rape after dinner


the best revenge is leaving somebody completely tf alone


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boobs when you're home alone and lonely


when a spider runs across the carpet fucking smash it


we should learn from ocean how to treat refugees


look out, here comes the master race


but i'm israeli god promised me the car!


i swear some people were conceived through anal sex, because there's no way being that much of an asshole is natural


i pull up in this and yell "come on we got some redneck sh*t to do" are you getting in?


remember when illegal aliens just wanted to just go home? now they want free food, healthcare, and housing


bitches are like stitches pick on them and they open up


lgbt virus [gay zombie noises]


half of trump supporters are deplorable! half of your supporters are deportable


we have peace but we can give wars


kim jong un had more during their debate american flags on display than the leftists did


three k's a day keeps you fat haha


can you send a few dozen more officers please about his rights he's talking


rev al sharpton that gorilla was 17 black and unarmed


before you go around launching lawsuits let me remind you of the surveillance photos we have of you, remember that a tranny crack whore doing lines off your dick


i love the smell of a dirty tranny... relax adam...let joe smell your schiff!!


therapy dogs are now being trained to console rape victims of muslims


when you're talented but also a self-righteous shit head


dad?!? the dishwasher and the sandwichmaker are on the fritz again


blasts meme and parody pages shares posts from the babylon bee


jolo jew only live once


hello is it me you're looking for?


men need walmarts sure they are dirty but, when you're inside one at 4am you think "i'm glad these are here"


shame on you fork tongued devils


when your moms plastic and you're a spastic tragedy!!


well judge, made me do it all remember it was me who first said was kenyan


number of pictures from when michelle obama was pregnant with sasha and malia zero


god loves all his children, all of them


look at me i'm the european now


that's a little racist


remember 9/11


when your chinese food shows up completely uncooked


come here you big cup of beautiful coffee and lie to me about how much we are going to get done today


monkeys often pick bugs off each other to snack on


this cat is getting raped tonight


the cat slipped and fell into the toilet i was pushed!!


official muslim refugee checkpoint


this is my ex looking for someone better than me


did you know? women have small feet so they can stand closer to the sink


when a porkistani nibba needs sex let me handle it


islamomopolitan special feature: know your place, how to survive your women: daily beating why men treat you like cattle


embrace the freedom of speech


somehwere in afghanistan a new book isbeing written 50 shades of sheep


walking into a smokers house like


when trump says "i'll pay americans just for agreeignt to have a wall built"


my kid, when i say, "stop, you're gonna get hurt!" 10 seconds later..


and nothing of value was lost that day


classic anne frank photo


barbed wire fence hall of cost victims let me eat let me eat


he said he a lil' bad ass so i hate this tendies in front of him


i got a flat on my way to the store


please in the name of the lord let us all pray for jackson's safety. most black gay men in america will get hiv says cdc


when your girl is bulimic, but you like gagging sounds, so you call her "fatty" while you beat your meat in the shower


do you think a terrorist has or could infiltrate our goverment ???


michelle obama sighted sun bathing in afghanistan


-your pug is cute as hell -that's my son


then i grabbed the booty like, yahhhhhh


you know you're white trash hoes that talk too much shit stop acting like an innocent victim


i don't think he understands the gravity of his situation


i married my brother to commit immigration fraud this makes her an illegal alien, ineligible for congress and deportable! ice, where are you?


kevin durant is 12-8 without stephen curry stephen curry is 20-0 without kevin durant no curry, no chip


ever tried african food? niether have they


when you found your wife is cheating on you ya allah


open's inbox "let me suck your dick" opens profile: it's your crazy ex gf


back off f'ing white male we are on a sex strike


when the booze kicks in and you start putting out the vibes


when the weed hits you hard


happy national women's day just remember, if it has an apple, it has a banana


i'm a simple man i like beer and boobs


remember behind every one of us is a police


i heard we had a rat problem in the barn. time to clean house


about to explode with pride now that his daughter can go to school


barack obama is not america's first black president but america's first mixed race president


oh god oh fuck please end my suffering


i'm not transphobic i just don't like 'em


dishwasher is broken? then wash it by hand


inbreeding it's dangerous and wrong i stand here as living proof


i was going to paint my bathroom door but my girlfriend was dead against it


bend over, touch your toes i'll show you where the monster goes


no i'm on my period no i have diarrea


would you look at that this dryer comes with a free dishwasher


when the fbi raids your house and catches you nutting to 24 petabytes of child porn wonderful weather we're having


how you see it how the turkey sees it


there was a 4 car pile-up in mexico today 93 people died


felt cute, might go sit down to pee idk


at first i couldn't shoot then i thought "shit... that's how i'd want to go!


when i say i gotta go to the bathroom


people always working


this piggy just wants to say have a wonderful day!


this look your wife gives you when you come home from a long day of suicide bombing


stand your ground law. i said "nibber get" .


there are 350,000 churches in america so why are there 200,000 people sleeping on the streets


oi are you looking at me?


what is that wonderful smell? it smells like.... caramel! oh, today we burnt the diabetics


black parent white parent


how dark is your humor? me:


ancestry.com the results are in


"culebra u.s. territory" u.s.miltary bomb explosions march 2019


this steak is so black it stole my television


why do you hate us? all we want to do ia move to your country , condemn your lifestyle, harass your women, destroy your freedom of speech and march through your streets calling for people to be beheaded


waiting for your girl oustide her house


last year tyrone got a new job, started building his credit, and spending more time with his kids then something amazing started to happen!


i want it now is a good time


the bald eagle represents the strength and freedom of america


best holiday gift for muslims


"people are not mannequins don't be silent about domestic abuse


removes polish with chemicals nobody bats an eye removes polish with chemicals everybody loses his shit


i'm not talking to myself i'm thinking out loooooooud!!


when you finally graduate in a school in the usa


when you and your homie load each other's dishwashers


how many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin? none. it's all tongue and groove


the world calls it: love. god calls it: abomination


before i get drunk, lose my phone, get naked and arrested i want to wish you assholes a happy new year


spanish word of the day "texas" my fren always texas me when i'm not home wondering where i'm at!


they are not escaping to find a better life they are invading us to destroy ours


stay in step you loser


blackpeoplemeet.com


how to remember kid in hot car keep 2nd road beer with them!


keeping your dishwasher clean will make it last longer


matte black gloss black


when you forget to wash your hands


when you convert your dishwasher into a weed eater


goes on a date gets stood up


when muslims have been slaughtering millions of innocent people across hundreds of countries and finally someone gives them a taste of their own medicine


a rare picture of the beautiful jewish girl, anne frank


your sense of humor is so dark, people are worried about you


superman's flying class was popular, but no one ever passed


a short history of u.s. presidents


racing for pink slips in africa


your milkshake brings all the tards to the yard


you never know how crazy they truly are until after you give them some good dick


when you are back home from cheating


the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome what have you the right person is still gonna think the sun shines out of your ass


virgo you're both white trash quite frankly


smile for the photo !


yo dawg i heard you like overthinking so you can overthink while you overthink so i made you overthink about overthinking


gas yourself


america : * nukes japan* three days later: ahhhh gettin kinda bored


only a few understand what it's like to be 19 and write your own will


muhammed fixing his calculator


those fucking russians


their average iq is about 70-80, few points above being retarded


i just wanna show you something comment what you think he's gonna show this goat fucker??


and that was the last nativity play my son was invited to take part in


there must be some way this victimizes me


"life is like a box of chocolates." it sucks if you have diabetes


the world calls it: love. god calls it: abomination


we can never undo the horrible acts he has commited


hitler wanted this embarrassing photo of him destroyed


i'll take shit that ain't ever gonna happen for $500


time for my 100th selfie of the day


it's not a hijab it's a diaper for people with shit for brains


for just ten cents a day you can have delicious hand jerky


walked to the mailbox and back practically a bataan death march survivor


you know you ain't got no class muthafucka


for what turn down


happy age advancement day i suppose congratulations are in order?


black people anything thoat doesn't belong to them


immigrant problem problem fixed


baked potatoes for everyone


families saying goodbye to their loved ones from the other side of the mexican border


why don't i hear the people who asked for my birth certificate asking for trump's tax returns?


i'm not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for them


are you taking a picture or video?


you know you're getting older when you walk by 3 priests and don't even get a handshake


this dude wants to use the same restroom as your daughter liberals call you a bigot if you object


you with the goat stop that!


when you're the only ape at the furry convention


navy, accelerate your life


me giving nicknames to men who have wasted my time: we will call you, "almost."


having a romantice night in can help keep the relationship alive


why don't n**gers celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays!


plays uno that's racist! steals all the green cards


when she say she done with you & you ask her if she hungry & she say no issa wrap. game over


even babies love nikes


cop: this dog tells me you're on drugs. citizen: i'm on drugs? you you'r re the one talking to a dog!


stevie wonder is "wonder"ful


you boys ever played hot potato


new zealand: dozens dead in mass shooting usa: -first time?


who listens to ariana grande's music!


why do jewish men like to watch porn movies backwards? they like the part where the hooker gives the money back


if being racist means i don't want my country turned into a pile of rocks & goatshit ruled by a barbric cult then i'm a racist


if the government says, "you don't need a gun" you need a gun!


breastfeed a 42 year old expelled from kfc for breastfeeding her 42-year-old son shit white people do


you don't hate women and minorities? bro that's pretty cringe


when was the last time you saw so many passionate people on the street?


up early to get a head start on exposing the fuckery


a recent survey reported that 3/4 of men don't know how to turn on the dishwasher  i find that licking her nipples and a light fingering usually does the trick!


i bet they make squeaky toy sounds when they fuck


rep. omar, somali refugee, claims life in usa is an "everyday assault" is she right or out of her mind


the dna test results say... you're a cunt


when you find a shooter the same day you plan a bombing, so you team up


when your dive instructor starts yelling in aribic


white people be like "hunting is a sport"


and then i beat the usa immigration sytem by marrying my own brother! and i even got a job in congress! these americans are so stupid!!!


a group of dogs


metalhead doing laundry..


chillin with my chromies


meanwhile at the isis strip club


happy birthday the mexicans will pay for your birthday cake


they arent bad if you raise them properly same goes for pitbulls


there is no hindu terrorism in india. what if i say it isn't true? then i respect your opinion


hey there


you know it's going to be a serious blow job when he puts his hair up in a manbun


serving food at the local farm cafe


if you're proud to be white then this is the radio station for you


when i grow up... lol nevermind


lesbian trans woman? ain't that just a regualr guy?


doctor: take this medicine after food african kid:


don't be limited by your circumstances you can achieve anything!


free dishwasher missing parts


who says we have to be a specific color in order to do something we like


i'm not saying i hate you all i'm saying is if you got hit by a bus, i'd be driving that bus


everyone is welcomed to this country


blowjobs buy one get one free


at least hitler could use an oven


six months ago i couldn't spell kongris now lare one!!!


met gala celebration


the difference between moderate muslim and radical muslim follow my allah or i kill you! moderate muslim follow my allah or he kill you radical muslim


pray for the starving children while i hold this gold thingy


when your chinese food shows up completely uncooked


america in 2045 "grandpa...why didn't you stop them?!"


remember behind every one of us is a policeman


when your sheep wins first place at the fair


this man should motivate everybody


iraqi women are so ugly they have to wear a sheet so dudes can imangine they're fucking a goat


i never dated my cuz'n i fucked him but we never dated


yall got any more of them episodes


sea monkeys


go on, jump in only will kill a few its ok, let them in only will kill a few


shame on you fork tongued devils


anne frank passed away february 1945


open your heart for those in need


money money money!!!


sandwiches we can do it !


1 for english and 2 for spanish? what do i press to speak to a gorilla


big bird's species were mostly scavengers. but like the turkey vulture, they would attack weakened prey


halal... is it meat you're looking for?


it doesn't matter if you unlike my picture i already got the notification


when the squad is about to get lit..


the enemy within linda sarsour ocasio-cortez ilhan omar rashida tlaib the enemy has infiltrated congress


there's no better time to combine out efftorts than now! blacks whites team - together everyone achieves more


the best part about fucking a chemo patient... you don't have to pull out. even if she survives, the baby won't


an all female muslim rock band


you get 10 times more chicks than me? 10 times o is o


feminist: we're equally upset about this line me *agreeing intensifies*


when you call that one dike bro by accident


i am full! that pho was good !


why are you so dumb


about these "russians", do you see them often? are they in the room with us now?


follow my allah or he kill you moderate muslim follow my allah or i kill you! radical muslim


i don't want to get attached to anyone anymore... it only destroys me in the end


here's all 3 shooters... the garlic festival, el paso and dayton ...eerily similar in looks. are you awake yet?


let's have some fun


influence the election? you mean like encouraging illegal immigants to vote?


are all terrorists muslim? no, some are democrats


a rare image of atomic bomb testing


hmmm, that new wife smell


how many breaths do i have to take before i'm safe from democrats?


im really sorry that your not feeling well today but im still gonna need a sandwich


got crap for brains??? make sure you wear your diaper


he said he was a biker but then he pulled up on a can-am spyder wearing a sons of anarchy hoodie


i am hungry let's eat a dog


we can not security check syrian migrants properly, but we can trust them. we want to take firearms from the safest demographics in canada, as we can not trust them


i just realized my life turned out better than yours checkmate, bitch


when you don't have to see your ex future mother-in-law anymore


after group sex mohammed is very tired


best thing about her blowjob?... you know shes gonna swallow!!!


how i see a gorilla when hes 100 years old


we've been at peace with japan since 1945 time to make peace with islam


lash christmas, i gave you my heart... but the very necks day. you gave it away!


what's worse than a female driver?


goin fishin


i'd hit this shit harder than her brother hit the world trade center


now y'alls be quiet while massa making things great again


how unarmed black men look to cops


"dad what is "losing"? i don't know son, i'm a trump supporter


i don't have ex's. i have y's. like, "y the hell did i date you?!?"


porki comment army in action against india


dirty immigrant scum


baby look like he pay his own child support


you used so much thyme the doctor showed up to fix the paradoxes you created


removes polish with chemicals no one bats an eye removes polish with chemicals everyone loses their shit


u gotta be prepared for disloyal sh*t no matter how loyal u are to a person


to the douchebag that disliked each one of my memes because of political affiliation... i'll have you know that you are either narrow-minded ignorant biased or all of the above


all she wanted to hear was "i love you" all he wanted to hear was his balls slapping against her ass!


driving tests, licenses, registration, insurance... they just want to confiscate our cars!


1 bomb every minute


when your little car bomber brings home his first girlfriend


laughs in throwing gays from tall buildings!


he is proving you don't have to be poor to be trash


bomb disarmament is a hell of a job. thank you for service


you say trump will be impeached for what? making liberals cry?


trail mix? you mean m&ms with obstacles


overly attached muslim girlfriend i killed your other 4 wives so you have more time to beat me


there is widespread disagreement among islamic scholars about whether homosexuals should be burned or thrown off buildings


being a preadtor is not love this is love


"i'll have to resign" and then i said do i look like i give a fuck?!


white trash not marriage material


just ordered the new anne frank puzzle


that looks like a lot of fun


#unapologetically afrikan harvey weinstein settles for $44 million but cosby was given no such option


stop being a little bitch


cartoon image of a soldier from wwii


racing for pink slips in africa


the only people who truly love each other based on personality are asians because they all look the same


kids playing in the backyard


when your friends find your mugshot online


hello there


the standard hood team a clown, a thief, a dyke, and a fat ugly funny fucker


"if you see anybody from trump's cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station... you create a crowd and push back and tell them they're not welcome anywhere" maxine waters june 24, 2018


loses hair from chemo doesn't have to shave pussy


dear teenagers i found your next "internet challenge"


lies that people tell to themselves they think they are normal he thinks he's a human being they think they deserve equal rights


post your most offensive memes winner gets a 30 day vacation who dares win?


radical muslim follow my allah or i kill you! moderate muslim follow my allah or he kill you


enemies. was i right?! surrounded by perverts and now, you are bankrupt, after wwii, i said 'we defeated the wrong enemy.'


a good asian driver


i have a question for the white man, i would like to travel, so i can suggest know if he likes sex and he go fuck himself


when you finger an arab girl


i'll wait until mom and dad are on a date... and then crap on everything they hold dear


fuckyeah! halfday!


look at all these shooting targets


i hope father jeffrey doesnt go in dry today


life is like belgium some times you just have to march through it


that's a liberal all they do is cry


i'm not saying you are a slut but you are easier than poland


what's worse than a female driver?


when your history teacher starts talking about the holocaust


only israelis can knocks the teeth out of a 6 yr old girl


copsuckers be like the whole boot daddy


pull up your pants and back away from the goat!!


your an idiot trump thanks for the wall i'm need target practice


rich theft '' ''


this man was accused of raping his 16 y old daughters friend and all he had to do was deny the accusations thenthe girl committed suicide because they said she was lying, the democrats protected this pos


when you and ya partner think there's no donuts left but there's two


when your ex ask you for help


how to cook turkey in usa how to cook turkey in romania


and then i said, mr. president there's no walmart's in north korea only targets


im not racist, but racist memes are still allowed


images of german leaders and soldiers of ww2


when someone is trying to convince you that a fetus is a living baby but you really don't have a problem with killing a living baby either


jfk jr was declared the front runner for the ny senate seat in 1999 days later his plane crashed, making hillary clinton the newly elected senator


the "i'm not black but my kids will be" face


how much did the holo cost


an amazingly realistic wax figure of anne frank


dudes treating their jordans like


when your dishwasher is broken so you take it back to walmart to get a new one


look at the bright side you are only half black now


when someone questions your behavior from yesterday that wasn't me. that was patricia


when everything is going wrong but you're positive


stop domestic abuse


searching for buried treasure


saddle up motherfuckers it's time to draw


did you buy your stupidity or you got it for free


singlehandedly putting an end to dumb blonde jokes


"when i'm directing traffic at an accident scene and a citizen asks me "what happened?' "shark attack."


hitler comedy called mein fuhrer


aaaaaaaaaaaaaah my dick is stuck in the drawer


black people are trying to wake up


goat fucker's only .com


that precious moment when daddy finally turns up to a dance recital


so like, why are men even gay? girls have buttholes too you know..


and i shit you not, this fucking eagle just comes out of nowhere..


who is it and what do they do


ah the young they blow up so quickly


i believe racism is just like black people it shouldn't exist


don't let this group get you downs


when you feel confident in yourself no matter the circumstances


handjobs sold seperately


shhhhhhh don't make this weird


when you're the gay friend and also the meme lord


squad goals


trump screamed at nbc for using this pic of him he hates it. don't spread it around the internet anymore


when you lose your jewelry


we now have reason to believe trump ripped the tag off his matress in 1987


when you're feeling horny asf but your habibi is on periods let's try a ____ goat


if slavery had cellphones on the plantation like fuck massah


democrats have found another potential candidate for 2020!


protesting death to the middle east


this is dr kings famous i have a dream speech


don't be rude, folks go to their page and wish them a happy easter


how we see muslims how muslims see us


hide and go seek champion july 6 1942 - august 4 1944


when your chinese food shows up completely uncooked


hijab babrie comes with stones, shovel and removable head


i'm really sorry you're not feeling well today... but i'm still gonna need a sandwich


10 years challenge 2019 2009


black people when they get pushed too far white people when they get pushed too far


ever read something so stupid it gives you forest whitaker eye


moses and the 10 commandments


my husband is always pushing me around... and talking behind my back


i hate snow it's white and on my land


when you take your dishwasher to the restaurant, but it starts talking


when the weekend hits vs. monday morning


we said we would never forget why are you voting them into our government?


i reckon imma start some shit today mmmm hmmmmmm


when your uber driver arrives but you're probably safer driving drunk


i'm uncertain where i stand on abortion. i like killing babies, but hate the idea of giving women a choice


i can still smell the ford you drive


drinking wine is bad drinking camel piss is good


the only answer the only solution


don't like me? i don't i care, it's still a beautiful day in my neighborhood


trump is starting wwiii turn in your guns go snort a rubber you maggot


i don't always speak my mind, but when i do, i sound like a damn idiot


when you realize you're pregnant because you pull out your tampon but all the cotton was mysteriously picked off


wing wing wing herro? thats racist!


meanwhile at the isis strip club


big and beautiful


call me "sir" one more time and i'll show you a sir! macho ma'am tranny savage


with black power comes no responsibility


gay people: sex is so care-free. we cant get pregnant! aids:


what's shibe's favorite thing to eat? n_ggers a: nuggers


whatever this is.. it's an auburn fan


when you're muslim but you have oil


yeah, just over that hill on the other side of my property line that's where you can go fuck yourself


she asked me to make her feel special so i gave her a helmet and crayons


that moment you use your white privileges


look muddafucka even i know that's fucking retarded


i'm not saying that your mom is a slut but when you were born she slid you back in and out a few times


not every man is going to waste your time... some are tired of the games, and want nothing but loyalty too


stop making fun of our peaceful religion or we'll kill you


always dtsy positive


my dad is the best at hide and seek he's been gone for 15 years


we were known as hebrew israelites until slavery


bro you still care about ace discourse? bro kinda cringe ngl


i want you to wake the fuck up americans! the fucking jews have hijacked your country!


until you give the white man back his god, everything i post is going to offend you


let me play with the muslims


we are all apart of god's plan. christ will come to us


glad she put the paper up someone might recognise her


when you feel mentally unwell seek help


i agree hi 5 bro


this man took millions of lives


what is the most offensive joke you have ever written? if only africa had more mosquito nets, less mosquitos would have to die needlessly of aids


open up for the enrichment


flowers for martin luther king day


i should not be expected to pledge allegiance to any country including america dem representative ilhan omar quote


you have adhd? well, i know a place i can send you where you'll learn to concentrate


how many likes for this hero


remember when a lost alien just wanted to just go home? what was that movie called?


this is why we shoot you people


patience good things come to those who wait


when your mom has to take a picture everywhere


meanwhile at the isis strip club


diversity is our greatest strength


i said glass of juice not gas the jews


official muslim refugee checkpoint


"that's the way, allah, allah i like it" put'n the "ham" in mohamed


that's black people for ya what did you expect


i've been here once they stole my stuff and claimed god gave it to them


london police speak with suspect


give me a dog treat human


human testosterone injections? why would you think that?


this is how muslims celebrate new year


the whiteman is the devil


that one person in their feelings in the comments


they probably arguing over some little shit


i saw a little jewish boy playing with an ash tray while walking down the road today i asked him if he was looking for his grandparents did jew nazi that this israeli funny?


when your in alabama and your 4 year old sister says she wants a boyfriend


a picture to remember our fun night out


if you got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight it will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you


i grew up in a household where talking back got your ass whooped


so you're against immigration? splendid! when do you leave?


me: hey maybe we should accept people regardless of their sexual preferences? islamic countries: (muslim noises)


omg the middle east has ninjas too!!


once you are in my pack i will always have your back


where is the criminal?


when instincts take over


stupid neighbours woke me up


riots in the streets


covers his wife from head to toes because sexual thoughts are satanic blows himself up because someone promised him72 virgins to f*ck with


when you don't know who to call the police or the rspca


muslim 49 people were killed at christchurch mosques muslim 49 people were killed at christchurch


"this is not going to be the country of white people" - ilhan omar


never forget 9/11


after 3 million years of evolution we have only lost the hair!


muslims and jews to the fuck off department muslims and jews to the fuck off department


the best way to get on your feet is to get off your ass


mandatory work without exemptions. i do nazi see the problem..


why doesn't aldi's have their own brand of nuts called aldi's nuts?


this would be racist if black people could read


must be time for more liberal bullshit


who the fuck is that person?


who did this


winter weather got your skin dry? i've got some lotion in the back


thankfully youtube blocked those videos or she might have popped even more people in their office


homosexual


official white house holiday ornaments


open carry when you're too much of a coward to enlist, yet you want to intimidate.people by playing army


white trash an individual who may or may not be poor but is monumentally ignorant and stupid


dear lord, thank you for making sure noah put turkey, white tail deer, elk and everything else we hunt on the ark! amen


african girl suffering from a face deformity


when your fifth wife comes home from the mosque showing a lot of ankle so you take her to the bedroom but her pussy smells like the neighbors goat


obama voters


you need to be on top of news


obama sucks. liberals are dumb. conservitives are great. jesus is lord. pro life. get rid of illegals. build a wall. bomb isis. obamacare is the devils work


these were the faulty wires that caused the fire at notre dame cathedral


a tragedy


when blacks started wearing their pants low, white people called it "saggin." spell saggin backwards... those sneaky white people


two girls sitting in a cart east london 1970


life hack: your dishwasher can also wash your car


how police officers take out their trash


this is my step ladder i never knew my real ladder


"what's the difference between the 2? the first one can't sing when you put chains on it"


hey i just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number i'll gas your baby


esther, you so ugly, i'm gonna take yo face and stamp out sum gorilla cookies


a little hood. a little hippie.


how do chinese people name their babies? they throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make


i wonder is he's thinking about me siri, find me interracial tranny amputee midget fisting porn.


when you know how to say n****r in five different languages i'm kinda a gamer


wanted : '' fled from the kitchen ''


under section 44 of the australian constitution any person having allegiance to a foreign power is not entitled to a seat in our government. the un is foreign power


when your days are numbered but you can't count


damn son where'd you find this its ok baby im vice lord you do know know im a tranny right


woman painted herself for art project


woman takes adorable pregnancy announcment photos in a pasture with her horses


this 49er left the nfl to fight for his country please "like" and "share" to support glen coffee!


the only time you'll see a muslim hugging a pig


all people should be protected by those in blue


i only wear silk panties cotton ones remind me of slavery


democrats, the test results are back and donald trump is your daddy


polished aluminum f150 proof that you really can polish a turd


women ask for equal rights, and this is why


that's one way to get suspended from school


when it is namaz time but you see a goat in the middle of the way..


who's down for a 3.5 way


if being a racist means i don't want my country turned into a pile of rocks & and goatshit ruled by a barbaric cult then i'm a racist


how black people fight here how black people fight there


i'm not saying you are a slut but you are easier than poland


me: puts bag of popcorn into the microwave everyone at the senior center :


when you're fuhrking her from the back and she says "i'll pay the gas bill daddy."


you are the funny one maybe i'll kill you last


in space, reverse cowgirl and doggy style are the same position


a talking ape


when you catch your teenage goat having sex for the first time


i want my 72 virgins to be 66 goats, 5 boys and 1 bi-curious donkey


white people is this a shooting range?


never had one before. what? a room to yourself? a white bitch


you're black. sorry no cure


joe: you were a mistake curious george obama: you'll be a bigger one creepy joe


we about to get spicy and lit up in here


had to get wisdom teeth removed i guess you shouldn't have been such a smart mouth


muslims believe that if they get killed by a woman, they go straight to hell well ladies, it's time to lock and load


imagine if you will a group of people so disgusting... ...they have to make laws making it illegal to hate them


yo mama's so dumb... she lost a rigged election!


best holiday gift for animal lovers


all animals are our friends!


when your dad passes the family school shooting gun down to you


he might only be here for part of your life but for him, you are his whole life


that's it, back to the kitchen! where's my sammich? women's day is over!


life handed me lemons so i fucked them and gave them lemon-aids


baboons on their way home


i don't have time to be racist when i have my american muscle with four working tires


when you're trying to take family portraits but white trash is life, that little girl on the right could teach you everything you need to know about life


lesbians when they spot a hot straight girl... "call me tina cos i'm gonna turner"


every time a person is offended on social media a vote is cast for trump


when you are hanging out with your black friends and they finally give you a cool nickname cracker


2015 ford promotion free aaa membership


justin trudeau the imam of canada


my new wife is like my car 12 years old and stolen from europe


i keep asking what lgbtq stands for. so many letters to remember


i might not be good at sucking cock but i can put beavers outta work


"go into china town, you don't see negro stores. go into jew town, you don't see negro stores. but come up here in black town and every kind of store is here but yours." malcolm x


i suppose a sandwich is out of the question


if this is what they call pride.. then i don't wanna see what they call shame


when your kid actually is transgender


when the serb kid starts talking mad shit


when all those shrugs from not knowing what to eat are starting to pay off


what kind of punch can take out 20 kids and 6 adults? a sandy hook


when you want to enter islam when you want to leave islam


is this motherfucker serious? where the fuck am i supposed to find "a truckload of bitches? "


muslim at the entrance: "hello brother!" brenton tarrant:


the plate is so hot al gore is using it as evidence of global warming


is someone using the oven? cuz i smell gas


who's a birthday girl? you're a birthday girl


i'm beautiful!


i'm not sick, i'm twisted sick makes it sound like there's a cure


ancient problems require jewish solutions needs to steal a bracelet becomes shlomo ben-yisrael


is your name winter? because you'll be coming soon


if you're gonna go boating make sure you have the proper flotation devices


goat yoga is my favorite sport


this faceapp stuff is incredible!


when people get added... when people real ize what kind of group this really is..


remember when illegal aliens just wanted to just go home? now they want free food, healthcare, and housing


yo dude, who passed the aux cord?


when you realize you left the stove on at home


then he said i couldn't come to the barbecue because i always burn the franks


japan soars to its highest temperature ever recorded: 106 degrees that's where you're wrong kiddo


when your dishwasher is broken so you take it back to walmart to get a new one


does anyone know if he had a donor card? i need parts for my go-cart


you knew that was the wrong hole you're goddamn right i did!


you knew i was a snake when you let me in


captain america when he arrives back in the forties i'm gonna say the n word!


michelle obama without makeup


straight outta oven


i'm not a smart man but at least i didn't vote for trump


this transgendershit is getting outta hand


is there anything more beautiful than the islamic call to prayer?


a muslim in congress wants to get rid of homeland security let that sink in! 18 years after 9/11 and this is where we are at?


gaming in north korea if you die in game, you die in real life


how many mexicans does it take to build a... oh wow, they're done


most of our clothes come from this


friends house and he when you at your white starts stabbing his parents only the dead can know peace from this evil


when your dishwasher  is done for good


what you americans guna do when they build a wall to keep yall out


temptations


my priceless child porn collection you stupid goyim owe me 6 million sheckles


jesus doesn't care how many bible verses you have memorized he cares about how you treat people


i hate 3 things: racism. sexism. and white men


i don't need to use my hands to kick your ass


burning things that don't mean anything to you


i will lie. i will sleep with anyone. i will attack sexual perverts like joe biden in my own party to get ahead! i will let illegals murder americans. i will let newborns be i want to be your comfortable and executed president!


dont fuck with me... my husband is married to vladimir putin


the face i make when the media calls bruce jenner catlyn jenner


there's so much white trash in this picture i barely know where to start!


when you're hiding from a shooter in your school and the foreign exchange student keeps on crying american students: first time ?


american class american trash


can you please tag laura and let her know she has left her bra


my brother, the more girlfriends you have the more money you lose, the more you don't progress in life find one girlfriend invest in her and build your future together


where did you learn to do it so good? me when i was 2


how black people became christians


large big mac no onions


then he said i couldn't come to the barbecue because i always burn the hamburgers


you just ran past full retard and went straight to potato


drink bleach.. then you can be white on the inside and out!


and just like that, people forgot about area 51 started wanting to look like 80 year olds


if you have a beard but can't change a tire shave


if black people aren't lazy then why doesn't kfc have a breakfast menu


when you start to choke but your uncle knows the heimlich maneuver


obama's fbi did not break "rules" or "policies." they broke laws. they did not make "mistakes." they committed crimes


just trying to do my part


a monkey wearing makeup and a dress does not make it a woman and a man wearing makeup and a dress is also not a woman


if you're constantly referring to your skin color or other people's skin color... maybe you're the racist


liberals before the election trump and his supporters must accept the results of the election liberals after the election i do not accept the results of the election


is my smile creeping you out? you need to tell me if my smile is creeping you out


this is what happens when white people lose white privilege


your birthday it is old, you have become


sign says "take a quarter" takes two


when you ask them if they're having a seizure but they just spasm on the ground instead of answering you all right, then. keep your secrets


i don't know how to deal with criminals, i guess i'll take a shot at them


when you have an 80 point iq but it's the highest in your village


if being racist means that i don't want people of color in my country then i am not a racist


whenever your owner walks to fast !


like a hot ls swapped rx-7 girl with a penis


when you eat her ass and then she say that she don't suck dick... wayment


trump donated his salary to alcoholism research i see it as a personal attack


when someone asks why im such a cunt just am


is it a boy or a girl?


gotta be careful who you fuck with. people will learn you, just to hurt you


question. how do blind people know when to stop wiping their asses?


and if anything happens, the women are to blame that's right, it's their fault, definitely


when it's the 1600s and you just got here from africa master looks after us now


man caught having sex with a feminist at the beach


nascar presents the wal-mart 500


all was well in new york until the fire nation attacked


when you start fingering yourself but your sister cums instead


removes polish with chemicals nobody bats an eye removes polish with chemicals everybody loses his shit


im not a gay sjw like other femboys im racist and a gamer, daddy uwu


sea monkeys


when people just talk about weed and forget your birthday (sad racist noises)


it's ma'am!! i can't give you a ma'am, but i can give you a green eggs and haaaaaammmmmmm!


cheap shoes for sale.. pick up.... christchurch mosque


i don't play


in 2011 trump said "all americans are idiots" in 2016 they proved it


i've been here once. beautiful land and people


for my haters kill yo self bitch!


this is what happens when you're gay in a muslim country


it's simple really white people are stupid they do dumb shit like this all the time


how we see dogs what dogs want to eat when dogs are in heat


when immigrants wave our flag they are not invaders


when she yells the safe word "avocados" but you don't stop cause what can she do about it


siri take me home starting route to jail


meanwhile at the isis strip club


the rosenbergs were executed 1953 for selling nuclear secrets to russia the clintons actually sold nuclear material for development of weaponsto russia


even i can see you're a cunt


it's your birthday i'm controlling my excitement


little white person please leave before my ancestors tell me to kick off this mountain


beer -vs- woman at least the beer can't change its mind after you get its top off


2017 the year of the triggered left


hey, dnc! it's not the people's job to rally around the candidate you choose... ...it's your job to choose the candidate that the people rally around!


death to the jews!!! death to the christians!!! death to the hindus oh, and by the way, islam is a religion of peace. please stop persecuting us and try to be more tolerant


i'm a gnigger and you've been robbed


happy birthday believe me, i am the best and greatest at wishing you a happy birthday


if it fits it ships


radical muslims are snakes moderate muslims are the grass they hide in


how cops celebrate weed busts


if you don't believe in god you're going to suffer and burn for all eternity in hell  child abuse it isn't necessarily physical


i built this myself with my own hands


you can see black lives matter


meanwhile at the isis strip club


oh man my parents are going to kill me


last year tyrone got a new job, started building his credit, and spending more time with his kids then something amazing started to happen!


don't do drugs boys and girls


kids and guns don't mix


like if you had one of these only the 1840's kids will remember


this is what whoring pray yourself out to a bitches. religion you've never followed looks like


''dont cry because it's over smile because it happened'' -dr. seuss


when you pick her up for a date and she got hairbands on her wrist


ice perfectly shaped to heal that butthurt


muslim coming omg he looks horny


it's mam  is it though?


i am a goat i eat everything, even your dreams


i see a cat let's get it for lunch


where you can get with that bull shit what is "fuck outta here correct


dear diary: i miss fucking!


celebrating the ebt card. oh snap


me sitting at work thinking about what i'm going to eat for lunch


when someone thinks they've seen all your crazy but you hit them with some next level shit, like "surprise bitch!"


when col sanders opens a kfc in wakanda


"come here, i need's to smack the stupid out of you"


a new target for entry level police academy ''


this would be racist if black people could read


christians don't believe they evolved i agree


islam is a religion of peace if you don't agree then you're ignorant


this isn't even my final form


corn shit lemon piss


omg the middle east has ninjas too!!


when you've finished with your life of crime


did a lot of medical research didn't hurt any animals


when the ss officer is searching the house for jews and he hears shuffling under the floorboards this is where the fun begins what does ss stand for? serious...nazis


muslims contributing to the very fabric of our nation


i'm trying to put a load in the dishwasher him: me too!


that feeling you get when a goat's hair tickles your balls


when i grow up i'm going to blow up


i just chased 25 000 high paying jobs out of new york imagine what i'll do for the rest of the country hold my beer


america obama trump


do you still suck dick? faggot


yes i'm trying to divide the country i'm dividing the illegals from the actual citizens


when goats try to pull a car heist


cooooooooooooon!!!!


converted to muslim ? why would you think that?


never get too attached cause people wake up with difffrent feelings everyday


station just got it's newest fire retardant


don't be a pooper


not all men just want sex some just want to walk and talk about how ridiculous our firearm laws are


r*e*s*p*i*c*t wish i had a dictionary


has extra chromosome probably stole it


president trump is saying he will close the border. just do it! americans first! illegals are like sperm. thousands get in.. only one works!


it's hump day!!! oh fuck!!!


when a cop gets his first gun


we live in a society where they lecture us on morals and biology


a serbian man


be careful


whats wrong with me? why am i so happy?


whats wrong with your skin? why is it like that? oh you're black? thats pretty cringe


trump supporters if they were any more inbred, they'd be sandwiches!


when the white kid you've been nice to passes you a book under the table and he wrote "you're cool. run out of the school when i give the signal"


are u a wizard?


everyone has a choice


ahmed? i'm pregnant!!


she will only marry a pubg player


when each letter is a mental disorder


i only wear silk panties cotton ones remind me of slavery


has anyone seen gary? gary is about this tall


i'm not a racist my shadow is black


your are a solder ready to die for your country


i'm smoking cones and i just found buzzs shard you'd better come out and stop me!


ever tried african food? niether have they


shia men after getting erection behan kidhar hai??


white cop kills black man black man kills black man


when you try out ancestry.com and find out you're related to hitler... i will finish what you started


it explodes on penatration new military drone to fight isis


my wife threw me out after she caught me measuring my cock it just reaches the back of her sisters throat!


you don't like thick girls? fuck wrong with you?


the look you get when your in the wrong neighborhood


when a girl says she is lesbian so you become trans to smash modern problems require modern solutions


how uncivilized typical nigger


so, you think by being a muslim sympathizer, this will somehow keep us from killing you ? you are a special kind of stupid


mom won't let me use the oven with my jewish friends


i think i almost got my dishwasher working


patty cake patty cake butthole hand i got tourettes syndrome chicken fucked ham


cuddle party


are you bored? join spastics with special admin powers now


shut up you meathead


keeping your dishwasher clean will make it last longer


white people be like it's you and me. black people be like look at these dumb ass crackas sittin in the middle of the damn road


border agents in texas apprehend over 400 illegals in just a 5-minute span this is an invasion! why are some republicans trying to keep our borders open??


muslim figure: "we must have pork-free menus or we will leave u.s." should we help her pack ?


when you try to catch a dark type pokemon


disgusting if u have ever dated a nigger and ur white kill yourself once you go black you'll be a single mom for the rest of your life disgusting


i want to make a lamp shade from your skin because you light up my life


my grand father died at auschwitz he got drunk and fell out of this guard tower


i'm wanty... not needy huge fucking difference


what dogs look like to black people what dogs look like to asians what dogs look like to white people


oh how cute.... a guinea pig.


a head diaper is required when you have shit for brains


i got some muhammed for you right here how you like me now?


who can deny the cash chambers


oh look, men


cracking open a cold one with the boys


has orgasm shoots tranny fluid


american woman holding african girls


we can kill as many as we want and your stupid government keeps bringing us in


donald trump wall cop or muslims no mexicans don't mess with his wall!


they fear us waking up from the bull shit, and taking back what was stolen from us


fresh out of fb jail and still not giving a fuck!


when whit people don't get shot by the cops because of their skin color i'm sorry, is this some sort of whitejoke that i'm too black to understand?


my gas bill was this high


i finally stopped drinking for good now i drink for evil


people tragically jumping to their death during the 9/11 terrorist attacks


vegetable soup


it is easier to pick fights with black women than to challenge white men


it's the kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes


when you post a dishwasher meme and trigger the feminists.


i love pudding pudding my dick where it doesn't belong


i like pizza cause it doesn't scream when i put it in the oven


it appears you're hm.. a cracker


i'm voting trump the last clinton left a bad taste in my mouth


though they should not be here illegally, that doesnt mean they're bad people


i hate women so much i'm not even joking bro


make sure the girl sitting passenger side in your car is the same girl who'd be sitting with you at the bus stop if life turned out differently


fucking queers


let's get something straight: hero. not a hero


how you gotta treat girls with smart mouths


the flavor in this dish was nonexistent customers started a religion just to believe it was there


has anyone seen gary? gary is about this tall


what hitler would look like as a female


becky lemme smash


"we fly planes into their buildings now they kiss our asses!" "


smashed potatoes


14 million kids living in poverty in america but democrats fight for illegals


when you'res high as fuck and hear a loud sound the fuck was that


that's why we bomb you


when each letter is a mental disorder


when you dress up for dinner at your muslim girlfriend's  parent's house


why do white people smell like bologna?


maybe if didn't considered car racing as sport we'd be in better situation


my face when i find out that school is canceled


don't be a fool it is a bomb


kick islam out of america you can't walk with god holding hands with the devil


it's okay for you to believe what you believe it's not okay for you to demand other to believe the same way


if this is what they call pride.. then i don't wanna see what they call shame


where's the rescue ship when you need one ?


mohammad says that camel urine is medicine. do you really believe that crap?


shut the fuck up incel all are welcome here, racist cuck


turn for what?


remeber behind very great black man is the police


so you know a lot about politics?! please, do continue to repeat everything your parents have told you


burning them was a great public service


when muslims attack be prepared to fight back


chances are that god was black because he didn't even raise his son


you're an awesome nigger!


follow your dreams no matter what people say


sit down kids, i will now tell you how i met your mother


when someone tells me women must serve men


i don't see whats wrong with him other than he stole that wheelchair


happy fucking birthday now let's party


don't think that food is expendable, not everyone gets it


the perfect bag doesnt exi--


we can kill as many as we want and your stupid government keeps bringing us in


one little phone call and all charges are dropped


so, where did you get all of this gold elizabeth? i stole it!!!


everywhere: eats africa: "we don't do that here"


i was really shocked when my wife gave birth and the baby was black. is there anything that woman can't burn?


ugly mafuckas be like... bru, i know she want me i got dreads


i didn't buy a colour tv to watch naggers on it


muslims have sex with goats wipe their asses with their hands and drink camel piss but i'm the unclean one!


rise and shine my fragile americans what silly nonsense are we offended by today?


i forgot to put it out on time now it is sitting there for whole day


this one time at camp we got so baked


you call me a goat fucker like it's a bad thing


digging up something is hard guess excavation isnt for everyone


you have adhd? well, i know a place i can send you where you'll learn to concentrate


i once dumped a cross eyed chick thought she was seeing someone else


go back to sleep your government is in control


black peopple started wearing their pants low, white people called it "saggin." spell saggin backwards... those sneaky white people


when you tell her on the first date to be "herself" and she starts snorting xanax off the table


let's shake hands and forget about that colonialism stuff


the muslim on the front door be like: no full auto in buildings


the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair


there is always good and bad in this world


cop: any questions? *black kid raises hand* cop: jayshaun if you don't put your fucking hand down i'll shoot you like i did your father hands up don't shoot


this is nahir nahir is born in germany nahir is german this is fluffy fluffy is born in horse stable fluffy is a horse


has orgasm shoots tranny fluid


damn it john. leave stevie alone


mornings be like


when a retarded kid tries touching you


put'n the "ham" in mohamed


whitesox ticket: $55 beer: $8 hot dog: $6 watching a muslim from kenya throw a 28 mph. fastball like an 8 yr old little girl: priceless


you just went full goat fucker never go full goat fucker


pals


you don't have to put on the red light


the media trys to show only one side of the story


"i'm pregnant with your son, i trust that you'll be a good father" "aight babe, i'm goin for a drive"


and then she said i'm a blackbelt in mcmap


slave ship sailors when they found africa for the first time looks like these black creatures really mean business!


feminist literature? you mean cookbooks?


when you pour a bowl of coco puffs and realize you're outta milk


yall got any more a them cracka ass crackas?


if you don't like the way i do things feel free to mind your own fucking business


musslamic democrat, ilhan omar, has threatened members of congress. she's told several republicans that she'll send them "shawarma", to "give them a taste of her culture"


1 got 99 problems and chromosomes


adult peer pressure: seeing your neighbor mowing their yard


i remember when your mom dropped you off to school she got a fine for littering


when there is one coco puff left in the bowl


that face she makes when ahmed hits the g-spot


master chef with low rating master chef with high rating


freckles are cute i don't care what you say


him:


my grandpas tractor never broke down


the only fuck i have left to give andddddd there it goes


the i don't listen well barbie. comes with the stove she should've been using


yes we know trump said he'd build a wall. presidents say a lot of things without acting on them. just to get your vote


literally nobody: white people sitting at the bar: can you put it on the golf channel??


your purchase of $19.99 comes to $21.36 after theft


the first thing i did when i got home from the battered womens shelter? the dishes... 'cause i know what's good for me..


out on duty


you can hide but you can't run


now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash dna, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?


if i identify as a dog can i poop in your yard?


cow girls like to take their summer photos in hay fields


"i don't care mom, if they deport juan i'm going with him"


only two things come from muslim countries pedophiles and goat fuckers! which are you mohammed?


where is the pinata?


what's that smell?


the power of makeup


my car had some trouble i need to take it to a mechanic


how i feel when i hear the name obama


when you found your wife is cheating on you


hiliary i'm coming after you and i'm bringing handcuffs


him: gonna beat dat pussy into mashed potatoes! her: im down!


look, i'm really sorry that i made a "pew pew" star wars lazer blaster noise when i jizzed all over your titties i suffer from immature ejaculation


when you're broke af but still gotta buy christmas gifts


well look at you i've never fingered a potato


a group of baboons is called a congress suddenly makes sense!


islamic windchimes


why girls wanna be mermaids: 1. no pants 2. no periods 3. perfect hair 4. you get to lure men to their deaths well that escalated quickly


because of trump walmart is selling american made appliances again


you say you're tired of the race card? well we're tired of the mental illness card mass shooters young often taken alive white by their brothers in blue male


all woman or all tranny?


about to wait in line at the dmv before school


when you're picking cotton as fast as your ashy hands can and then you hear your master crack his whip


meanwhile at the isis strip club


if the words you spoke appeared on your skin.. would you still be beautiful? nigger


oh you drive a dodge, do you blow trannys as good as your truck


when you dont stir the nesquick powder in your milk enough


when she's trying her hardest to make you cum but you already visited your favorite goat


normal people , indian people


your hate makes us stronger


hitler nonchalantly killing millions of jews with no remorse


arnold schwarzenigger i'll be black


kon'nichiwa anata wa fucking nigger


hey muslim eat me!


this can get me through anything


don't know how to deal with black people but i guess i'll take a shot at it


the day you graduate from catcher to pitcher


new seat belt design 50% less accidents


bitches are like stitches pick on them and they open up


you must follow my religion radical muslim you're welcome to follow my religion, if you'd like! moderate muslim


if you invite the snake in don't cry when it bites vote trump or don't cry later


we cannot allow birth control we will run out of children to molest


i hate when i see a black out in my neighborhood but i still offer my neighbors a candle


women rights in islamic countries


"gee elmo... i didn't think my long beak was promoting rape culture. but if you learned about feminism on the internet you must be right!"


it's not a hijab it's a diaper for people with shit for brains


they have no where to live makes special camp spots just for them


i am hungry let's eat a dog


my favorite sex position is the challenger i go hard for 73 seconds then prematurley blow


when you go to the store for a dishwasher but you find your best friend instead


it's not over! until i say so!!!


the hardest part of breaking up with a japanese girlfriend is having to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it


in 8 yrs i improved life for millions of illegal aliens every muslim terrorist group & basically everyone i could except the one country i was responsible for


women are like bacon they look good, smell good, taste good and slowly kill men


men are like dogs we're excited to see you... and have no clue what you're mad about


jamal! im pregnant!!!


paper is white and paper beats rock


when the oven is full so you start putting jews in the deep fryer


traps are just flat chested futas


one touch, and i can heal everything don't touch us, we're on disability


i told him i wanted it to be magical so he fucked me and disapearred


excuse me! anyone can wear a dress!


it took you 10 minutes to get home google maps says it takes 8. who is she?!


when you know you have smoked too much meth


average white "women" average muslim women


can we stop calling them "undocumented immigrants" and call them what they are criminal trespassers / illegal aliens


dark humor is like him '' it never gets old


"harder, harder" "that's a good boy"


just a reminder that the guy on the left believes he is genetically superior to the guy on the right


party tonight? i'm down


inmate comes out of the shower and asks for a towel auschwitz guard:


thinking befor '' '' robbery


what do you call a muscular arab? protein sheikh


it's time for the entire free world to unite against islam because the savages are already united against us


felt cute. might kill your toddler later. idk.


i cant wait to name you its almost been 9 months


remember no matter how much you whine like a little bitch trump is still your president


yes donald. that sounds good. i once built a wall too


what's worse than a female driver?


some people hate trump some people hate hillary but everyone hates duke


we're his kids and he hasn't returned yeah this makes sense


oi!!! that's not the umbilical cord


life goes on


you are finally here, brother-slayer. spawn killer. all that strength and you're still nothing but a nigger


tomorrow will be another beautiful day filled with assholes


i don't know who gave my child a whistle but i will find you and i will kill you


when catnip got mixed with the turkey


if i just keep looking cute they'll surely blame the dog


fidget spinner for woman


my dishwasher is acting strange, can anybody help?


when your brother sucks at driving


god gave his arch angels weapons because even the almighty knew you don't fight evil with tolerance and understanding


meanwhile at the isis strip club


teacher: alright class take out your calculators mohammed:


when you see the gas bill


getting stoned in america can be expensive in my country it is free for everyone ''


black lives matter '' ''


is that guy fucking a goat god damit carl...he is


thanks for the shirt asshole


what's the difference between an elevator and a black guy... an elevator can raise a kid


support the temple motherfuckers i'm here to claim the rights of husband you never give your wife away join the fucking government i hate all freemasons and christians


i feel like the big bad wolf looking for the 3 little pigs


abortion is a crime!!!


when he's muslim and asks you to role play


somewhere in a galaxy far, far, away someone will say the n-word


when your boss calls on your day off oh fuck you're gonna make me come


the us navy keeping tranny hookers laid since 1775


bruce jenner's cat


when you're a good farmer who raises healthy animals


i burned the food so black you know i had to do it


cop: am i pronouncing this right, kfc? guy: it's allen cop: ok grape soda


how do you play taliban bingo? b-52..f-16...b-1..a-10


30% of women should have just shut fuck up


original black friday sale


we'ree just here to blow you stupid british people e up, letting us in your country


all living things are one


jews: exsist hitler: it'd be a lot cooler if you didn't


ugh, this water is really salty and weird


this chick can't stand fishing


removes polish with chemicals nobody bats an eye removes polish with chemicals everybody loses his shit


sex with a muslim man? i'd pick the goat, too


when you eating in a chinese resturant and you hear a dog barking in the kitchen.


i'm not racist, but... racist memes are allowed, right?


the military finally captured the massive orangutan


i've just blocked myself i'm not putting up with my shit either


gets mad about film portraying muslims as murderous savages responds by being a murdering savage


pygmy goat says chew when you eat


you're not really drunk until you are speaking fluent ozzy osbourne


don't get me started about your problems


look at me im yo daddy now


mohammed i'm pregnant...


manual tranny automatic tranny rebuilt tranny


muslim couple taking a selfie


did you say dude blew his tranny???


why do people think it's okay to call babies he or she? they can't speak yet so they can't say their preferred gender please refer to them as babyself or toddlerself until they can say their pronoun preference otherwise you're ableist and transphobic well, there it is the stupidest thing i'll read today


when you found out your wife is cheating on you ya allah


made six million fed five thousand jews with jews toast five loaves and two fish


cleaned up my friends list before it was cool


jokes don't kill people they kill people '' ''


.... if only it gave you legs


i'm pregnant! are you having a boy... or an abortion?


9/11 gets a mourning day while gay get a "pride" month because homosexuality is a bigger tragedy


swiming in the summer


sometimes i crunch up my jizz when it dries and i bring the white powder to parties and watch people snort my cock sand


transgender people have a problem with their head not their crotch


how i sleep knowing i'm going to hell in every religion


it was real in my mind


how black people became christians


in one ear and out the other like a boss


what happens when you stay out in the sun for too long


wow! a dishwasher that can also clean your car


my name is jafar i come from afar there's a bomb in my car allahu akbar


that chicken is so black it owes child support


if it's brown flush it down


when you find out there's an opening for the role of chewbacca


when each letter is a mental disorder


normie: "your meme's are racist and offensive, i'm unfollowing" nigger me: "take this on your way out"


bruce jenner's cat


these people have to walk 20 miles a day for fresh water. then why don't they move closer to the fucking water?


siri take me home starting route to jail


a black man created the toilet, he made it white on purpose


gets drunk gets drunk has sex has sex rapist victim


i married my brother to commit immigration fraud this makes her an illegal alien, ineligible for congress and deportable! ice, where are you?


look at me i'm the president now


understanding terrorism: ilhan omar democrat represents muslims fanatical muslim terrorist represents all muslims


goes on ancestry.com instead of match.com


premier michel marrakesh


when the turbulence in the plane gets intense


terrorist can come to this country way to easy


when you throw yourself in a casket bc you're over it


former first lady during an interview


when your ex says "you won't find a b*tch half the woman i am"


too much ram not enough dodge


who's down for a 3.5 way


first you add a handful of rice


why can't we spend money on education instead of drugs ''


when veterans start talking shit


bend over, touch your toes i'll show you where the monster goes


i know you're lying.. but continue.


when you're burning jews but the guard falls asleep don't let the flame die out!


i'm sorry i didn't mean to hurt your feelings


brett kavanaugh grabbed my penis


the face you make when you don't understand what "stop resisting" means


gay friend asked for directions told him to go straight


free dishwasher missing parts


chief crooked bone spurs aka donald trump proving you don't have to be poor to be white trash


aight girls make it look natural


i'm offended that means i'm right


i haven't seen liberals this angry since yesterday


i'm not saying i'm fat i just have more chins than a asian phone book


got his house fumigated for termites got service connected for agent orange


actually, im not even mad thats amazing


a muslim threesome


you call me a goat fucker like it's a bad thing


the female body is a gentle, delicate flower except for the vagina. pound the fucking vagina


for gay pride month i'd love to pump a gallon of my aids infected homo milk up your large intestine!


the worst part about being both black and jewish ? you have to sit in the back of the oven


i can't kill the terrorists. they're all my relatives!!!


men are like dogs, we are excited to see you and have no idea why you are mad


how chevy guys go muddin how ford guys go muddin


the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair ''


this person wants to use the same restroom as her gender. liberals want to compromise


if your happy and you know it clap your hands.


ask me if i give a fuck


every life is precious


this is what science does for humanity this is what islam does for humanity


a real man... loads the dishwasher every night!!


i need someone to look at me the way he looking at that candy


stop editing your pics. what if you go missing? how are we gonna find you if you look like barbie on fb and chupacabra in real life?


using your brains to paint a ceiling  michelangelo kurt cobain


i don't want no windmill blowin no cancer on me


this nigga so black they had to change his background white


men wearing dresses and molesting our children? the word you're looking for is clergy, not transgender


when you ride in your first self-driving car


oh look, a tiny bit of rain ...and i've forgotten how to drive


why did paul walker cross the road? he wasn't wearing his seatbelt ifunny.co


elmo laughs as he shows the trannys he chromosome you need to be able to call yourself a man


when you and your bestie feelin' the hit of the bud kick in


if anything can acheive world peace, its bacon


if you think it's okay for iran to have nukes, but not okay for law abiding americans to have guns you might be a dumbass


when ur so excited to beat the essential oils out of a manbun that you almost snap your hippie stick


looking for attention? join us


when you eat her ass and then she say that she don't suck dick... wayment


the mighty liberal army ready to fight for socialism


knowing white people he's probably the father


welcome home


the haters have arrived


adam schiff used tax payer money to pay off a 19 year old male due to sexual harrassment claims echo, if you are sick of this creepy & dosgraceful hypocrite, trashing our president !


joke time 3 muslims walk into a bar.


sexbomb sexbomb you are my sexbomb


my feelings a new amazing anime all must suffer with my new angsty episode


white people throwing rice at weddings. "why are they wasting the food"


this is hercules the ligar. he weighs 922 pounds. that makes him one of the biggest pussies on earth next to your bitch ass


my first act? getting rid of our low uneployment rates


therapy dogs are now being trained to console rape victims of muslims


a real man... loads the dishwasher every night!!


"those that attack one muslim, are attacking all muslims" those that attack one american, are attacking all americans! "


jewish invention ''


that look transgender preditor gives when she's hungry for white people


muslims in 2001 muslims in congress 2019 defund homeland security!


that face you make when you realize where all them free drugs came from


xzhibit wearing new jewery


when you are virgin for a long time and then you see memes on muslims fucking their sisters, mothers, fathers and goats and now you just can't be more proud of being a muslim


when you meet that gender studies student again my genders have doubled since the last time we met


when you cant decide whether to feel sorry for this man or just hate him


when your girl thinks it's cool to yell at you in front of company


native american women


damn chewbacca ewoks are our friends


we want sharia law !! well.... go home


you're a rapist, you're a rapist, all mexicans are rapists!


american teenage girl visiting the children of africa


people love whoever


you stupid americans we are taking over your country and you can't stop us


stupid people should carry a sign to let others know they're stupid me: some do


if the bill of your hat is flat and has a sticker on it i just asssume you're a douche bag


no mommy nig i've no idea who did it


what a cute little baby bacon


people gather for eid al-fitr praying


maga bois when they see trump coming for suppressors "you were supposed to be the chosen one!!!


taking on a job at the morgue, ernie has finally found a way to do good in the world. if all those girls die as virgins, they should at least not be buried as such


my pussy is getting hard


i was holding a door open for an asian guy and he was like "sank you" so i knocked him the fuck out. you don't talk about pearl harbor like that


up to train & @peta team @ unhumanrights therapy dogs to console muslim rape victims


i sold all your games because i'm the only thing you need


let this tranny suck you to completion for 3 billion dollars  yes or no


this muslim guy is in heaven


it's gettin hot in here so take off all ur clothes


whoah! chill out


matte black gloss black


sea monkeys


when you have a small dick and tell a jewish girl to suck it i can't


and so it begins... pedophelia was always the end game of gay marriage; we christians tried to warn you


look dad im doing it you did it tyrone! you stole your first bike


big shout out to all those who haven't blocked or unfollowed me i'm impressed


yes i'm trying to divide the country i'm dividing the illegals from the actual citizens


white people be like: outside inside


one day christians will have to live like this to avoid the mark of the beast are you prepared?


i like big girls because, no matter where you grab them it feels like titties..


why you asking stupid questions


you can't get her pregnant if you practice abstinence


jamal! im pregnant!!!


fifty shades of goat an isis love story


new zealand edition call of duty


we shall snort cocaine and have our assholes tongued by the angels


lazy day nothing to steal


good fences make good neighbors bad neighbors make good fertilizer


keep flirting with me i will find you and i will fuck you


something went... terribly wrong 1947 2017


go ahead, report me they can't un un-butt hurt you the truth


the government i can offer you security, i require only that you kneel conservatives now see, that's gonna be a problem


what i used to look for what i look for now


don't be racist hate everyone


how i act when someone gets offended by some real shit... oh... i'm sorry bitch


tell trump + mcconnell to stop trying to help democrats pass amnesty for millions of illegals by june 28! (202) 456-1111 (202) 224-2541


sorry i'm late have the racist comments started yet?


farm equipment and livestock don't mix


i'm just here for the boobs


oh look my new dishwasher arrived


now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this hump day


"have you tried their food? neither have they"


i am not racist some of my best slaves are black


when she got a big booty but she's classy


i'm a feminist and i work to protect rights of women . calm down.. i didn't mean muslim women


what you can find in amazon


if you believe that, i've got fresh cattle to sell you


when you type fidget spinner but it autocorrects to midget spinner


who was the greatest prostitute in history? ms. pacman for 25 cents she swallowed balls until she died


they told me to clean my weapons so i washed my hands


when your dick game is weak but your finger game is out of this world


have you ever talked to someone so stupid that it gives you a forest whitaker eye


happy birthday dickhead


when mama say sit yo monkey ass down


when you tell your islamic friend, you cannot go on the same plane as them. all right then. keep your life


this time jesus you're not getting away


being buried with honor vs disrespect in an unmarked grave


i got some muhammed for you right here howyou like me now?


who decided to call this a urinal cake instead of a piscuit


white trash go to hell trump fuck donald trump


that magic of makeup is astonishing


winnie the pooh skinny the jew


if you kill as many as you want our goverment will put you in jail


no one: white cops: he's black, so i'm assuming that he's evil


turn your dishwasher into a snow remover


i saw an ad on tv. i called the number on the screen i had to get one, they seem to work so much better than those sticky strips that hang from the ceiling


i did it for harambe


we have to stop this recent culture of people telling us they're offended and expecting us to give a fuck


petition to give jacinda ardern nobel peace prize reaches more than 18,000


knowing white people, that's probably the babies father


muslims in 2001 muslim in congress 2019 defund homeland security!


hate should be abolished from every neighborhood and removed from every country


the only white man that i trust..  for about 15 seconds


how to pick chicks in auschwitz


yaaahhh africa!


has an orgasm... ...shoots out tranny fluid


i'm not transphobic i just don't like 'em


jews had to have stars sewn on to their shirts in order to identify them during the holocaust


cotton farm


immigrant problem problem fixed


some people think magic is the devil


my parents lived better with a high school diploma than i do with a 4 year degree of the 3 million available jobs today, less than 20% require a 4 year degree "we are lending money we don't have to kids who can't pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist. that's nuts -mike rowe


are u a wizard?


you with the ewe stop that!


do you have a moment to talk about allah?


fifty shades of goat an isis love story


vw owners be like hmm_must be a tdi meet


when you have to hold her like this at night because she steals


when your kid actually is transgender


when your little one brings home his first girlfriend


holding cooking classes for those with disabilities gives them a new form of independence


mom.. this horse smells funny!


back off murderers we fight for justice


baby with beauty marks


interracial dating somting like that


my kid threatened to hold his breath until i gave him dessert. he's now passed out on the kitchen floor i don't negotiate with terrorists


sooo gorillas really are humans


we will take your guns... then your bibles


got thrown out of a muslim clothes shop today. i only asked where the bomber jackets were


let me "talk" to the ceo of lgbt


when it's time to talk about the birds and the bees


this transgender shit is getting outta hand


hitler, the leader of the nazi's


when your master refuse to feed you a watermelon after you pluck cotton from his field


nana addo 2016 compare the difference


evolution if you don't believe you are idiot


breaking news: al franken fondles former first lady !


woman are supposed to be like butterflies beautiful to look at and hard to catch. yall are acting like a bunch of mosquitos


i love pudding pudding my dick where it doesn't belong


selling this anique farm equipment still works and runs like a champ. serious inquiries only


welcome to melbourne


danish bacon ... it's gonna rock your world


when you forgo history and embrace your slavemaster


mr free shit and bullshit mrs


i love it when people think my posts are about them as if i had enough time to insult you bastards individually


class! class! listen! daylight savings ends today you must move your clock bombs forward one hour


they did not even leave dogs


gay conversion therapists hate this man learn how he cured the gay with this one weird trick


when you need a diaper because you're a still a baby


dishwasher is broken? slap her a few times


speak out to end domestic violence


you're a killer! your only purpose in life is too skull fuck the enemy into submission! just let it all go and act normal!


rev al sharpton that kid was 17 black and unarmed


when your dishwasher is broken so you take it back to walmart to get a new one


happy birthday can we go to a mexican restaurant? we will pay


happy birthday and believe me, no one can wish you a better happy birthday than me


when i try to be my self around people [ everyone disliked that. ]


a wax figure of anne frank


teacher: " ok class, bring out your calculators" mohammed:


just trying to  do my part


chillin with my squad


ah, i think we may have found the problem you appear to be a person of colour


please tell me this happens to other people


when the squad is about to get lit.


fuck allah fuck islam and guck the child raper muhammad and yes that's pork in the quran


before you start praying with me remember you should always say: "in the name of allah"


how they see how i see


i agree hi 5 bro


a muslim threesome


stupid you are breed you should not


rev up those gas chambers


we should put a stop to capital punishment


when someone drops a penny


woman badly injured in fight


you know like when the tv doesnt work you give it a hard hit and then its all better


share this pile of bacon for no reason


when you fire up your 30 year old straight piped shitbox "hell yeah brother"


*when they cut muslim child neck instead of dick* the bomb has been defused


that job interview was going so well. until i realized i was fucked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow. fucked up memes funny messed up pictures


jamal cycle faster the owners are coming


when you walk into the furry convention and you pull your ar-15 out purification is imminent


we don't always die, but when we do, we don't


when you're cutting onions infront of your wife and you're trying to hold in your tears


trump derangement syndrome is real we can help! our skilled operators are standing by to take your phone-calls 1-800-you-lost let us help you get over it


when black dick just ain't cutting it anymore


opens ice cream shop only sells shakes


marge, i converted to islam!


when people talk trash but you're a bigger person


like me you idiots should be storming the capitol right now instead you're drinking beer, smoking weed, and shooting off chinese fireworks. now do you see why we made you slaves?


a fast sandwich maker


the most underrated cook of all time


i see you are our waitress i'll order very sloooowly obviously you don't listen


when you recorded 3times "talak" in your abbu voice and plays it in front of your mum becuase you wanna fuck her after divorce ye hai digital buslim


2 +2 is potato minus 1 is poo quick math!


i don't always have sweaty balls but when i do, they're wetter than a tiajuana hooker during spring break and smell like a zombie's vagina


when he asks you to get on top & ride his meat but doesn't know you're gonna jam it in your butthole & take his soul


these are just to break


immigrants illegal aliens


message from the other side tell the muslims there's no 72 virgins left


west side east side genocide


don't text me i'm in a meeting


is your girlfriend hot like me?


come back


how do you like my retro red bike?


in 8 yrs i improved life for millions of illegal aliens, every muslim terrorist group & basically everyone i could except the one country i was responsible for


because of trump walmart is selling american made appliances again


mississippi wind chime


meanwhile at the isis strip club


if you think the other puns where bad just wait till you sea mine


why do white people smell like bologna?


blind people will be so happy when they see these new emojis


fuck the jews the only religious extremists you can't make fun of because they print all the money slaves worship


the feeling of dry skin be like


mamma! this goat scares me


oh my god i don't give a fuck


my father and mother like me to be a boxer


49 years in public office name an accomplishment


the only kkk to ever let black men in


shoot them


male: *becomes successful* ugly white bitch claiming she got raped 20 years ago:


when each letter is a mental disorder


what women do vs what people think they do


if you make a left you'll see where you had me fucked up at


7 generations of check engine lights


you dirty fucking nigger


when your dishwasher is ready for another load


making a white trash album, if you could send me some pictures, that'd be great


always a nice feeling to wear nicely washed pants


he is proving you don't have to be poor to be trash


auschwitz gas chamber


when was the last time you saw so many mentally ill people on the streat


oh herro preeze welcome to shitty wok, can i take your order preeze!


*laughs in goat-fucker*


real men don't use violence the fuck is she talking about?


enough deaths stop gun violence


interviewer: can you demonstrate your problem solving abilities ? me:


a mothers love is like no other


life has never given me lemons it has given me anger issues, anxiety, a love for alcohol, a serious dislike for stupid people. but not lemons


my goal for 2019 is to accomplish the goals of 2018 which i should have done in 2017 because i promised them in 2015 and planned them in 2014


an old man picked me up, i told him, "kiss me and i'll turn into a princess." he stuck me in his pocket, and i said, "aren't you going to kiss me?"he said, "i'm 85 years old, i'd rather have a talking frog."


the old ice cream on the face gag


immigrants illegal aliens


when your dishwasher is done for good


martin luther king jr rallying the community (1963)


share the meme instead of tagging your friends you fucking niggers


what in the f*ck is almond milk? it's milk! show me the tit on an almond


"car salesman roof of car"


only 30's kids will remember this


this is the greatest news manufacturing in 20th century


let's reduce drunk driving by taking cars away from sober drivers makes as much sense as gun control


the look after being told something idiotic be like


my wife asked me where i'd like to be buried apparently, "balls deep in your sister" wasn't the answer she was expecting


what if marty feldman had a daughter? he did


how we see muslims how muslims see us


picture portaying slaves arriving on ships


remember folks please help control the violent, whitetrash, idiot population; have your trump supporters spayed or neutered


black people anything that doesn't belong to them


violence against men: you go girl violence against women: stop the cycle of violence


liberal guide to attacking a critic of islam 1. call them a racist 2. tell them their points aren't legitimate because they haven't been personally attacked


usa 2030 why didn't grand dad stop them mom?


a typical white man


it's a beautiful day i thinki'll skip my meds and stir shit up a bit


"took my wife to subway today , i asked the girl to make me a sandwich she said no problem i turned to my wife and said "now how mutherfuckin hard was that?..


when you got somewhere to be but the sheep are blocking the road again


i am a gamer not because i don't have a life but because i hate women and minorities


1st place ugliest tranny


happy no russian collusion day!!! time for retribution!


dishwasher is broken? slap her a few times


i'm so patriotic, i piss red, white, and blue my doctor said it may be pancreatic cancer i told him to shut his commie mouth


the only time you can hang out with your best friend is when you go fishing


i should not be expected to pledge allegiance to any country including america


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we said we would never forget and we haven't


this just in... sources are saying that you can go fuck yourself.. coming up: why you can eat shit and die..._


apparently the british public can't put their finger on the problem


scientists announced that dolphins are second to man in intelligence that pushes women to 3rd place


look at the bright side you are only half black now


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islam is a religion of peace behead those who mock islam


i hit a deer last night with my truck


woman arrested by traffic cop


i bought this brand new


this is a stonger man than any one can hope to be


i seriously need a good fucking from something other than life


tell us again how bad obama and hillary are while that which-hunt lands everyone in jail


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imagine a group of people filled with so much love they have to make laws so they can live at peace


sends 6 million to heaven knows jews are god's chosen people


me respect women no, i don't believe bush did 9-11 it's just a meme


if you think you are hungry, you might just be thirsty have a beer first and then see how you feel, after!


made rice krispies way before kellogs


subway is similar to prostitution you pay someone else to do your wife's job


him: the dishwasher is acting weird her: what's it doing him: chopping fucking vegetables


my grandpas tractor never broke down


in other contries in porkistan


alabama: bans abortions all of alabama in 5 years


if black lives matter so much why dont their fathers want to be a part of it


i hate people who drive trucks like these we get it. you rape


privilege has a color, white is not it


what if i told you there is absolutely no proof that jesus ever existed. his existence is merely presumed based on anecdotal evidence


this is what ignorant people think when they see a muslim


we should respect blacks


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teacher: " ok class, bring out your calculators" mohammed:


india vs bangladesh how bangladeshi's see how indian's see


squatted trucks for when sucking dick while getting buttfucked just isn't gay enough


when someone makes eye contact with you while you're doing cardio look away!


don't forget me!!!!!! i'm an asshole too!!!


when someone drops a penny


celebrating the ebt card..oh snap


when one of your neighbor's goats strays away from the herd now this looks like a job for me


islam is a religion of peace lets celebrate by killing infidels and beating women


there's so much white trash in this picture i barely know where to start!


senator for 36 years vice president for 8 blames trump for america's s problems


very tired after group sex mohammed is


it would be surprising to find a muslim in a gay bar due to their beliefs


it's national hebrew day! let's make some challah!


when you ask the jewish girl for her number and she starts rolling up her sleeve


when you're usually a happy afghan but your girl broke up with you so now you're asad afghan taliban spokesman


gays on their way home after pride weekend


throwback thursday we was all by ourselves at one time we was the only once's in the new phase to build and close


when you catch your bestfriend with another man ya done fucked up


kids in africa wouldn't starve if they ate the flies on their face


him: you seen my cat lately jill?


if being a racist means i don't want my country turned into a pile of rocks & goatshit ruled by a barbaric cult then i'm a racist


no i'm not going to kill the gays, make slavery legal, and take away women's rights i'm not a muslim


you guys read my diary? wtf?


england where moslems can rape your children and reporting it is a crime


if you see me in public looking a hot mess, just know; my bills are paid, my children have food, & i ain't trying to impress you