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{"tweet_id":241528903594823680,"text":"Did you know that one of Bolshoi Ballet members was born in Maranh\u00e3o? Bruna Gaglianone is part of the Moscow group! http:\/\/t.co\/LG3SME1l","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240412611764707328,"text":"I just love missing the bus! \u263a #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240301645462904832,"text":"If you're going into highschool and cant do at least 4 pirouettes you obviously go to a fantastic studio #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241506428135800833,"text":"This 8:20 Friday class is gonna be grrreat!! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240435791472517120,"text":"Gee wiz what a great day so far. You can cut the tension with a knife and they think im faking #great. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240239983967993856,"text":"If I could put into words how much I love waking up at 5 am on Tuesday's I would.... \ud83d\ude12 #sarcasm.","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218875663351808,"text":"I actually did something with my hair today #firsttimeinmonths #weird d","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240552787107266560,"text":"I really admire your maturity. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241277064995545088,"text":"@lilylovehermore I knew I'd heard that name somewhere!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241532788577275904,"text":"I just love getting a random schedule change and not even knowing about it!:) #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241560759337893888,"text":"I've got to get my money back this time \ud83d\udcb0\ud83c\udf41\ud83d\udc4c","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240418081388773376,"text":"@Will_Piper should move back up fella. I'm already here... On my own... Having loads of fun #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241296530747817984,"text":"To anyone still making the 'Something about a picture of Andy Carroll...OH NO WAIT, IT'S A HORSE' joke; stop.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241277064970399745,"text":"Its my birthday bitches... who's gonna start sucking my dick and who's gonna start sucking my balls?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240268586537607168,"text":"Tyga feat. Kirko bangz Out This Bitch","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240362681549348865,"text":"Oh, love this! Shaky camera : Check RT @Hickesy Fake, of course, but I still love this UFO vid http:\/\/t.co\/n9ju9uM7","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241542094689292289,"text":"Monitoring the hashtag  #PhTrenchQuake stay safe follow orders please","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241575426818981888,"text":"@Students4Obama If your Dad will let you sit there #fadedposter","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241394436662259712,"text":"#PROJECTRUNWAY Ven ur dress gave ur  model a 3RD BREAST! Nice, just what every gal wants! u sure know design better than women! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240401151688851458,"text":"I want to be here... http:\/\/t.co\/Q9bFkxsE","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240493543838330880,"text":"Omg most insane matriculants, we rather play soccer than study 4 prelims=D @SadieRazak , @Cocoz_25,@xFatima_s , @TasneemKarolia,#Soccer4lyf\u2665","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240427066607144962,"text":"Yay it's 3 hour clinical day. I'm so freaking excited I can't stand it. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240403267513888768,"text":"I love it whenever my brother gets up and turns on all the lights... #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240277331644665856,"text":"#10TurnOns Yet again if you list them on twitter you're garbage.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240385112779407360,"text":"Just sprained my foot. happy days. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240454968816062464,"text":"@TheMathyWolf you want more? You look hungry with your bloodshot eyes.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240500447675297792,"text":"Thank god I invested in an umbrella this year.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240412216275394561,"text":"A little nervous to start school \ud83d\ude1d 5 classes in one day should be fun...","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240234864320868352,"text":"Authentic Volk RE30's . 18x9.5 +25 . Flat Gunmetal Finish . Comes with Center caps & Valve Stems . $2400 OBO... http:\/\/t.co\/xCr9IQCd","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241287596876115968,"text":"When I really wana sleep n ppl wana chat\u2717","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240570236699549696,"text":"@iAM_MissJackson well I guess because they were missing pleasure p.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241475461287395328,"text":"My favourite pre-work job: fixing a punctured bike tyre. #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240451541901905921,"text":"@justkramer good you'll save more money that way #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218871469076480,"text":"@xBig_Dawgg  made the semi pro team bruh ran a 4.54","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240374316536066048,"text":"@ashvichotai Thankyouu!my dad don't understand why I'm so pleased with that result ! Haha xx","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241243368477310976,"text":"#sarcasm....learn it","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240461004423700481,"text":"What to do? Help please @BlackBerryHelp @BlackBerryPH http:\/\/t.co\/8uX92LQU","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241461010278526976,"text":"\"Everything Happens For A Reason\".. Yeah I Just Fall Down The Fucking Stairs So I Went To Hospital On Purpose. #Sarcasm.","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241575422612090880,"text":"everyone please request #FashionIsMyKryptonite by @Zendaya96 & @bellathorne!!! so it reaches the DCT3's #1 spot :) > http:\/\/t.co\/SaBwSsLQ","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240500451865399296,"text":"Watching the cuddleys @torycover  #babytv #thatshowweroll!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241501871280381953,"text":"Anzhi join #LFC, BSC Young Boys & Udinese in Group A of the Europa League. Bring them on, redmen! #ynwa","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240454968816070656,"text":"I think #ReachForTheStars is the next single from @iamwill featuring @britneyspears .....just look britney's last tweet","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241432686265249792,"text":"CINCINNATI     (AP) -- Lunar pioneers plan to attend a private service in Ohio for astronaut Neil Armstrong, fol... http:\/\/t.co\/UeAPQzvK","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240460829068251136,"text":"You jogging ah? No la i dancing *started dancing* #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241378013508431872,"text":"but it's cool never again","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241542086283915264,"text":"From Hanamasa with MUM Family. Whadda great moment :)  Menu for today : 4 sehat 5 semaput :D #gagaldiet","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241486914409099265,"text":"You're dragged down by the very people who claim they're trying to inspire.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240427642942263296,"text":"while I was working for that...yeah! \u201c@baperebel: @NemoAchida  -  \"My hands almost got cut up today..\"\u201d","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240177450099802114,"text":"What wonderful weather we are having right now... #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240277327458758656,"text":"@KyleLove74 Nope, I can't stand to lick envelopes either.....yuck!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240577979367972864,"text":"Pretty excited about one of the activities Tom & I came up with for veteran training. #surprises.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241540701689610240,"text":"Those dreams were beyond f-ed up last night. #GreatStartForTheDay #Sarcasm \ud83d\ude14","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240493556421238784,"text":"Dirt under your finger nails has to be the most disgusting looking thing ever","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240551929376288769,"text":"Spending the night in NA... #wooo #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240443564490895360,"text":"I wanna go to an american school omg :(","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240160205202137088,"text":"@heynikole twitter is not your personal diary, you should be a little more vague... #sarcasm when are you coming to meeeee","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240508668494348288,"text":"Booty call has successfully been completed xD wowwwwwww @purrrtyRinT","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240301598990016512,"text":"I love finding out who your true friends are. It's seriously just the best. (:\n#sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240550315286466560,"text":"The school board's wisest budget cut has to be the one that includes new MacBook's for faculty members...#Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241313505096105985,"text":"We're hiring a new Kiosk Supervisor! Think you have what it takes? Then apply! \n\nhttp:\/\/t.co\/QpSGVw8i\n\nDeadline is September 7th, at Noon!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241343636388847616,"text":"People protesting in favour of \"men's affairs\" in front of Parliament - yes, the poor plight of the middle class white man... #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240313104892825601,"text":"If you appreciate my nerdy tendencies #TheLoveIsReal","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241244127126224898,"text":"Traveling first class from Paris. Is it worth the price? http:\/\/t.co\/06dnax39","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241326028763566081,"text":"@edstetzer: Only took you 14 mins to decide?  I can only hope you give the DNC equal time. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241432728174735361,"text":"In a bit of initially unplanned synergy, @RotoPat breaks down the @Rotoworld_BB crew's recent NFL slow draft: http:\/\/t.co\/Aknvzfnb","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240240015018434560,"text":"I love when I'm doing dishes at work & the water spills all over me, its the best . #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240330494456258560,"text":"I like the way you french.. Inhale ,do it again \u2764","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240401151697235968,"text":"Love you more than this #kodeASIKASIK *poke @denis_aqsa :p hahah","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240239372904046592,"text":"Love that my last summer night is spent reading #nerdstatus #procrastination #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241248130111266817,"text":"At Least The Line In The Book Store Isn't Long. -___- #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241477573685686273,"text":"Siplah, dtunggu Y\u00aaa\u00aaa\u0452 transferan na Y\u00aaa\u00aaa\u0452 wkwkw RT @_indriinapasha: Iya [\u0251\u0305\u0332\u03ba\u0305\u0332u\u0305\u0332] (cont) http:\/\/t.co\/ii6WsAvI","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240558993473429504,"text":"I can't even describe how excited I am to go cook noodles for 3 hours #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240449105170673666,"text":"arrgghh my feet r killing me school uniform done new school shoes check coat bag lunch box bed early for me i think @aaronoregan1","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240547086129565696,"text":"@kimcherrynice #sarcasm #loveit","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241329974433423360,"text":"@PhilTSoares @jamessharman yeah, trophies and goals aren't everything. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241467037581459456,"text":"@LidiaLowe oh no way! I've just had a cooked breakfast on the boss. #workbenefits!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240383577576054784,"text":"@allaboutdodie Buwas :)) Pero d pak sure kun showing na geap i2 ha rob..","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241548373541400578,"text":"New Jersey Shopping Plaza Shootout Leaves Three  Dead - Yahoo! http:\/\/t.co\/ms6MggL1 via @YahooNews","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240544596906631168,"text":"Want to save money on your next Jerky run?  Check out the All Things Jerky coupons at http:\/\/t.co\/kRyKR2XK.... http:\/\/t.co\/x0cr5VKs","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241501517729918976,"text":"AP Government is the most exciting class I've ever taken! \ud83c\udf89 #sarcasm #NotesOnNotesOnNotes","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241277085950279680,"text":"All I want for mah birthday is...  2 Chainz feat. Kanye West - Birthday Song :: http:\/\/t.co\/SL1MN88g","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240351251555045376,"text":"Absolutely love being left to hang #SARCASM","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240394702900310017,"text":"Woo best part is the library tour #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240277331674021889,"text":"The OzMoGa Times is out! http:\/\/t.co\/lv1gUDhB \u25b8 Top stories today via @ezonecom @SquareEggGames","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241455348983148545,"text":"Love being left alone in the hall while people go and sing #sarcasm #loner","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241506459874115584,"text":"@lukebryanonline puts me in the bestttttt mooooood everrrrrr <3","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240479487551217665,"text":"And on top of it all our power is out #bestdayever #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241264141279563776,"text":"I'm so glad it never rains in the whee. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241346988006858752,"text":"Maryland absolutely, positively did the right thing not honoring James Franklin's \"Head Coach In Waiting\" status.  #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240397633926082560,"text":"Rrg my teeth ache so much!!! Oh well anything for straight teeth. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240482276536889344,"text":"Man kills daughter's BF in #gun control Germany with an EXPLOSION. as long as it's not a gun! #sarcasm #NRA http:\/\/t.co\/uRi7nk9s","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240248083022229506,"text":"Sometimes I can't tell if @katecarneyy is serious or not \ue402 #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240322542060052480,"text":"@FlossMoore Check out the 3rd #LabLife installment http:\/\/t.co\/YSvRL6ez","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240150221567451136,"text":"@LeeLiLo_90 @jemlaa90 I wudnt say funny lmao!! #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240143039371292672,"text":"No my roommate play out of tune Zeppelin songs right outside my door isnt annoying. Not at all #sarcasm #sigh","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240557009957687296,"text":"8th grade orientation tonight #alwaysfun #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240465764958744577,"text":"I hate this class.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241486914425864192,"text":"From car fan to house fan - Richard Turere's laters home improvement @afrigadget http:\/\/t.co\/hEjY62H6","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241439054846103553,"text":"@kaywa_xo well done for understanding kayla! #sarcasm #youradickhead :)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240151779369709568,"text":"@HennaSaeed yup. They deserve this win..","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240443560317575168,"text":"@rahulpuri Absolutely! She just keeps re-tweeting anything and everything that mentions her name. My page is flooded! Enough, I said.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241497556574679040,"text":"Hahaha....wenger is a fucking genius...giroud is d only striker left in arsenal...lmao...#sarcasm!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241296526574485504,"text":"Youth Of The Nation - P.O.D. [HQ]: http:\/\/t.co\/lTMD6zKl via @youtube thanks for this !!@thewhosoevers","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240449105183244288,"text":"@QueMarlee appreciate that man","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240417999440453632,"text":"First day of senior year #woohoo #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240245129997344769,"text":"espn is disapionted that they didnt get the #CFL game tonight. it is monday night after all #mnf #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241344404546277376,"text":"We just tried to bleach joes ball hair but apparently it's too stubborn and won't turn blonde","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241327356957048833,"text":"Glad to know I mean so much to you. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241432715621171200,"text":"Today is a fucking lovely day! Nothing can go wrong!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241548369334513664,"text":"I must go like a page for me to look like ise a batty lord, just for one girl idk to get hair? vell chap my leg off and call me shorty","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241550169634664448,"text":"Good job student finance is on top of things as per #sarcasm #didntwantmoneyanyway #notgunagetmwdown","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240435132765454337,"text":"morning people. roadtrip today. unfortunately that means sitting in the car with my family for 3 or 4 hours. yay! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241287596888715265,"text":"you're my kryptoniteeeee!<3 RT als je dit herkent (((one direction)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240346034369351680,"text":"Rat Gooo to sleep ughhh","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241554887303905282,"text":"Rock & Roll Hall of Famers, The Yardbirds are back on tour,, check out http:\/\/t.co\/FTCb2kjP  They brought us Jeff Beck Please Retweet","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240482284430557184,"text":"Can't wait to play tonight #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241487141278973953,"text":"Brain says he won't be making anymore transfers :( #exciting #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240295497179475969,"text":"Stupid android... -_-","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240394168529195008,"text":"my legs are so sore. and I have sunburn on my scalp. band camp is getting off to a great start. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241523093829451776,"text":"Woah Arsenal, don't make too many signings jesus! Let others buy players for once #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241560750928306176,"text":"This is 4 You <3 Jack <3<3<3  @TVshowsaddictt http:\/\/t.co\/TjOsP9RU","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240151800328622080,"text":"@ESPN_BMX Pres. Obama should have said \"freestyle? Is that like dressage on a bike?\"","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241452076528435200,"text":"@GFBguy @TonyMichael @ServiTechLabs @rictownsend @Bpowatch Thank you for following MobileWorxs :)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240527115047538688,"text":"Fuck these outta town hoes I'm sticking with my local love","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241256284383481856,"text":"Aw Lindor closed in the mall? I wonder why it was always packed. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241533647100973058,"text":"@deetraware it was #sarcasm!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240304196191137793,"text":"Feeling like I got this under control somewhat","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241420698910875649,"text":"Was that necessary? #thanks #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240243018077200385,"text":"put it on em , make em wanna marry me <<< bitch shutup with all that shit .!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240452486404648960,"text":"Last picture without braces, life is just too good sometimes. #sarcasm http:\/\/t.co\/K09t08GN","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240153535562522625,"text":"@ellieeejay hahahahahahahahaha!!:'L oh I just loooove you so much for putting this on twitterrrrr -.- #sarcasm ;)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240314807214022656,"text":"I love feeling like a second choice.. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240374903419854848,"text":"that's so nice of you. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241588424967069697,"text":"youtube to stream london summer paralympics live http:\/\/t.co\/3hJyahpi","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240193214907314176,"text":"#fuckthequeen","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241236992598347776,"text":"\u2639 \"@UberFacts: There are almost 5,000 gods being worshipped by humanity.\"","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240154914288979968,"text":"@Kelsey_Cole13 and @nolanwootan looking intent. #sarcasm http:\/\/t.co\/6BoxSVFP","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240295518142595072,"text":"Lmfaooo \u201c@andre19tw: @theNETlife I was just dying for the same reason lol\u201d","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240417531364528129,"text":"My oatmeal exploded in the microwave. What a great start to my day! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240577970970976257,"text":"American Idol Concert with mommy\u2764\ud83c\udfb6 http:\/\/t.co\/t1FpGjIF","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240412212102066176,"text":"Just saw Sara and Ellie in Cornwall :D","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240151779352915968,"text":"These tuff http:\/\/t.co\/G2rWoMwQ","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241548767629811712,"text":"@mukul_agr good one #Sarcasm  at its #intellectual best! Good #acting too!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241459106857222144,"text":"@bryant_clint ur clever #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240351396229165056,"text":"@elliottkember Plus it has a great new inspector! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240454973010345984,"text":"Wait what? It's a cat now? What is happening?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241542086292303872,"text":"Phones not stopped all day, I'm not interested unless iv got 3 pegs in the dressing room! #TransferDeadineDay","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240227226518441985,"text":"Hate when people think its ok to take your anger out on someone BC others piss them off. #notcoolatall","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241540337359785984,"text":"Love when the Internet goes down at work! #not #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240563718390415360,"text":"What a day!!! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241475421454098433,"text":"I enjoy tweeting @Harry_Styles and not getting a reply #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218875654971393,"text":"If my mom wasnt my mom i think i would snuff the shit outta her. -____-","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240361425011372032,"text":"Apple managed another victory against WWA. All the wrestlers found infringing on Apple\u2019s bounce back pattern. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268072462303233,"text":"re-mf-tweet \u201c@sarahmelyssssa: I'm so proud of our graduating class... #sarcasm\u201d","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218867253796864,"text":"Slow Tings","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241560763536396289,"text":"@mduthehippie http:\/\/t.co\/0qa1bSim< ---- is it?? \\\u263a\/","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240234872709468160,"text":"10 users followed me and 7 users unfollowed me today (checked by http:\/\/t.co\/Cjyw1Vbg) [autotweet]","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240412203705044992,"text":"Lol \ud83d\ude02 RT\u201c@ReeseButCallMeV: When I'm high, I turn into a Cereal Killer.\u201d","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241486931198869504,"text":"I wanna be your secret love.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241512979479269376,"text":"\u00a322mil for Jooao Moutinho.  No value in the market #sarcasm.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240438451634323456,"text":"\u201c@FirstWorldPains: \"A self-checkout attendant has been notified to assist you.\"\u201d @whitmichelle2","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241516748485033985,"text":"Funny Girls Fails and Stupidity http:\/\/t.co\/BRjoJ0GF http:\/\/t.co\/xedlAiw0","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240357442872016896,"text":"This boy has rosary beads tattooed on him but he is muslim ???","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240295505568088065,"text":"Lmfao Cinnabon followed me\ud83d\ude02","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241250733599645697,"text":"Hate driving with people who pump their brakes! It's okay, I didn't want full movement in my neck anyways #sarcasm #whiplash","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241452063941332992,"text":"Thanks man! @jason_van_wyk @Joni_JPL @cat2martin @arnyblackhole @BlackHoleRec @7Skies @DaveTritonal @Arksun @DerekTheBandit @SusanaVocalist","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240250555912560640,"text":"It's raining?! At #Marist?! What a surprise! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240142789743112192,"text":"Time to get excited for hydraulics! Yeah buddy! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240248451739287552,"text":"@mattlarter4 it's fun when I only understand 50% of the words in your tweets! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251115923021824,"text":"yayyy Avicii u haz a new song<3 OMG I can't wait for it to be remixed!! Vocals added!! Sped up!! Slowed down!! backwards!! POLOed! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528886792445952,"text":"Phootshoot wid my babyyyy deviya :* \u2665","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268747678138368,"text":"\"@Oscardee_: \u201c@_MarilynFoo: The Bus Today > Lol\u201d ;)\"Asshole ;D","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240304179413909505,"text":"As long as we have memories,yesterday remains. As long as we have hopes, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have friendship, it's never a waste\"","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241461023033409537,"text":"Wanna know how I know your gay??? Because when the truth got out about you it got you hot. Oops my bad #sarcasm yall know dam well IDGAF","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241457675907518464,"text":"why on earth is spurs trending!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218879828299776,"text":"LOVE to everyone I spent carnival with, it was special, it was soooo live!!!!!!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240408859104129024,"text":"Found this on Sunday. Made me laugh!! Clever people #sarcasm http:\/\/t.co\/dfKnFIii","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328180399587328,"text":"So a 'friend' doesn't have time to talk to me, but has time to talk to other people. Lovely. #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328793346768896,"text":"@DaveRamsey Twitter? Lol","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240251943518339072,"text":"Nothing for me to do -_-","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241336860205535232,"text":"I just realized i need straight a's this year to go to the college i want to go to. I fucked myself over freshman year #nopressure #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241554689567637504,"text":"@beckroth33 well at least you're not dead #sarcasm #rightbackatcha","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240304200360271872,"text":"goodnight beautiful people :)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241401698726322176,"text":"The Weekly Kids\u2019 Co-op: Love You Daddy http:\/\/t.co\/7Gbv1Dip via @LLJournalAust","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240432659329859584,"text":"I downloaded mp3 06-escape_the_fate-smooth.mp3 - http:\/\/t.co\/QcQsjw3i","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240559770652794880,"text":"\u201c@matthew_neary: All #bwfc fans should support #Arsenal for the simple reason that they are #titlecontenders\u201d #sarcasm @BarzinKeywan","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240313104888651776,"text":"lol i just noticed that i was so unhappy with u before lol","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240234860126547968,"text":"#Titans DC Jerry Gray says safeties Babineaux, Robert Johnson aren't competing with one another for a spot. http:\/\/t.co\/k2GeD4XK","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241394220294881281,"text":"@508Reppin_Tre yea dawg lets go.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240427642917105664,"text":"@wh_donghaesj engga jadi kan!! :D abis aku on lewat hp jadi ngga bisa edit prof :D","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240517346517729280,"text":"They Need To Bring Back The Kwik-E-Mart. Lls","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241580606780235776,"text":"Eww, just saw this nasty, frumpy girl lift up her boob and scratch underneath it... Just puked a little","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240465764958740480,"text":"@KeiKloud haha yela2 p fokus piching tuh.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240243034825048065,"text":"Millers tonight to say peace out to a homie chasing a Nike dream in Oregon.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241236980028043264,"text":"I think #HootSuite is pretty hoot. Er... hot.  http:\/\/t.co\/afj0hXhw","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528890986729472,"text":"@football_32 yuu have a good day toooo","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240378033721200640,"text":"Tweeting at work... Having sooooo much fun and honestly not bored at all #countdowntillfinish #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240306675662340097,"text":"@sarah_pleat I'm super excited for tomorrow morning. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241480174514868224,"text":"@mchalmers15 Cops would never do anything illegal or wrong though #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328780751278080,"text":"@AdrianKunina and 3 gallons of seeman","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240175137440292866,"text":"GrandMarc flow. #TCU @Coll_Crowley http:\/\/t.co\/od8tiT1g","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240286403936804864,"text":"Cause I can't stay here, if there's no love. #onrepeat #","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240428137194876928,"text":"So excited for school ! #jk #sarcasm #h8school","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240443560334336000,"text":"Check this out http:\/\/t.co\/wR1Qi8lj","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241287601087209476,"text":"@JHLFC @MartinSamuel_ i'dbe happy with Sturridge, need a finisher. Or maybe Jamie Hopkins,lol.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240564395749560321,"text":"Going in to work for 2 hours was totally worth the 35 min drive! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240177617054076928,"text":"My tech class has 13 people in it.... 10 of them are freshmen. #excitement #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241506455679807488,"text":"Ada batunya iih (\u03c3\u203e\u25bf\u203e)-\u03c3 RT @RockBenth: Hhhhheeemmm RT @damaee: ~('o '~)(~' o')~ RT @RockBenth: @damaee aduh beuh parah omongannya !!!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240227226497449985,"text":"rehearsals from 8-11. one week till showtime, then taking a week break so I could visit Jersey then back at it again.. #Dance <3","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241580606780215297,"text":"NaughtyNooNoo1 thanks for following me on Twitter!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241548369368084480,"text":"Let's show everybody just how good we are tonight D @BJohnson094 @LukeSarg @CodyBrown_345 @L_Starcevich @TGIF_Deion @TeenyEvanG @Dylbert_26","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241493976761368576,"text":"Getting pulled over is a great way to start my morning! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240388950458527744,"text":"may that all things go good today at Dacula high school..no drama lol","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240383585973071872,"text":"Check out this great item: 26x1.5\/1.75 Weinmann 519  Wheelset Quick Release http:\/\/t.co\/YergEFMf","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240443291110354945,"text":"Woo! So excited! first day of school! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240313100690141185,"text":"\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\ude22 R.I.P to my best friend,my grandma \u2764 2-21-1940 to 8-28-11 http:\/\/t.co\/GAZwTGxD","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241575426802216960,"text":"@charzbrantie good job only me and you know what that means lol","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241552060108115969,"text":"I constantly see tweets about Arsenal on twitter. Thanks for keeping the world updated @ZachBaugus & @shawnxh . #sarcasm #HugeArsenalFans","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241418793857982464,"text":"@montelorenzo great way to start the senior year #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240210944217710592,"text":"I dnt realy giv a fuck and my excuse is dat I'm yung n fre$H\u263a","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241462688096612352,"text":"#Unmukt 's Lawyer has misunderstood the RTE, as being Degrees & Diplomas home-delivered. @kapil_sibal","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241532072865460224,"text":"Yay for 4 and a half hour sleep. #sarcasm #tootired #needbednow","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240553008914653184,"text":"I love when people ignore me:) #sarcasm #jk","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241446984626626561,"text":"And now the time is more than 4pm.. So i should get ready... Bubbye....","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241548369351282688,"text":"Oh my gosh! Can you imagine @JessieJ playing piano on her tour while singing a song. I would die and go to heaven. #sheisanangel","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241510809367351296,"text":"Cabin in the Woods udah release!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240417119907495936,"text":"@AnthonyCallea so nice of morons to come to your twitter account and spread their ignorant shit all over it, yeah? #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240473071440510977,"text":"Maths is on. http:\/\/t.co\/2yZ95TaQ","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240234868540321793,"text":"Busy night in work... Sheesh!!! Bed now then #HappyBirthday to our BabyK!! (Gotta stop callin her that... She starts school next week!) :(","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241501871280361474,"text":"@Davie_Jay @welsh1993 @jharrison93 @simmzy8 @bensmith888 @jbajjada69 @robjones93 someone else want to drive I can't be assed","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241425300079144960,"text":"\"@STcom: From Saturday, active servicemen and NSmen can bring their camera-enabled smartphones into 14 army camps http:\/\/t.co\/vxrjwlC3\" lol","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240259673624817664,"text":"My Career is gonna be Digital Art And Photography","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240313092288962560,"text":"You know that moment of satisfaction when you finally understand math?\nYeah, me neither.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240162083390513156,"text":"Love this: How To Hold A Violin - NOT!\nhttp:\/\/t.co\/MmLdXg68 #classicalmusic #violin #sarcasm #musichumor","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241442072106782721,"text":"took sleeping meds 3 hours ago, glad to see they're working -.- #sarcasm #fucker","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240366303339241472,"text":"It seems the only time I can stay awake now it's at 4:30 in the morning. No need to sleep anymore. Don't worry. I'm fine. #FML #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241486922776719360,"text":"Watch my run right now with @RunKeeper Live http:\/\/t.co\/U5FvNydH #RKLive #RunKeeper","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240563807603286016,"text":"I can't even wait to go sit at this meeting at the highschool #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241501698294697985,"text":"Starting my day off with some nice encouragement from my mom .. #sarcasm #awesomemorning","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240295497192054784,"text":"Sydney billionaire James Packer keeps gloating about how much he's making out of Crown. City of Melb should double his rate bill to $14m.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240428963552452609,"text":"iFrames are the way forward #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241471005145563137,"text":"Isnt there a #similarity bwn #SoniaGandhi and #BellatrixLestrange? #justasking #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241501862891761664,"text":"Tunggu #TheAbsurdStory keluar!!!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240255071915483136,"text":"\"Well she is pretty! Fifty shades of pretty!\" #sarcasm @TFasullo @laurenhanzel @patrickbenton11","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240406512760152064,"text":"Another morning like this. #fun #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241557829708812288,"text":"@willrennie37 I feel bad for those kids #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251773325656065,"text":"I said I was going to be productive today, right? Pffft, didn't happen yet","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240449096811438080,"text":"Do you sometimes feel that there isn't room in your car for YOU anymore?  As usual, we rush to the rescue with... http:\/\/t.co\/TE7dMg5g","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240330498658934784,"text":"I Believe In The Scriptures http:\/\/t.co\/TjOEbd6D","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240544601084141568,"text":"@taylorswift13 Makes it on to the Billboard Hot 100 for the first time with 'Never'","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241477573702475776,"text":"SPOTTED: @Charlie26Adam doing keepy-ups outside the Etihad stadium #IDontWannaGoToStoke #PleaseTakeMe #TransferDeadineDay","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241236996805242880,"text":"dreams are what i used to chase but by God's grace and favour.......they are chasing me now.....always grateful","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328776569561088,"text":"I love hearing the shots from the shooting range all day AHHA #LiesToldOnTwitter","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241360619700379649,"text":"#business Japan's industrial output resumes slide, sinking 1.2 percent, amid weak global ... - Washington Post  #news","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241432711418507264,"text":"Man City are foolish for losing de Jong. However much of a thug he is, he's a better player than Milner and Barry","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240527115034955776,"text":"@mogganaut04 come on boro!! But who the hell is carayol??","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241457865481662464,"text":"Gotta love working till 5 am on a 15 hour shift #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241401690358677504,"text":"That shit she just told me made me mad for some reason... I shouldnt have asked","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240357405135880192,"text":"@bitchinstewie hahaha yes!! Thank you bro. That deserves a RT","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240234860126547969,"text":"Initial Post Earrings make for a unique, personalized gift. Gotta look close to notice them! http:\/\/t.co\/ubZcgmPY","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241386427269648384,"text":"Happy Birthday @RAIN_onyou\u00a0. I miss you hope, you enjoy your day!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240249994186207232,"text":"Well that was a nice conversation #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241532019853623297,"text":"SOOOO EXCITED FOR THIS CROSS COUNTRY MEET!! #Sarcasm #AnythingOrCrossCountry","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241467050189549568,"text":"Twitter is fun today #transferdeadlineday","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240561244090814464,"text":"@ruma1980 lol... You got it in one :), Bed now night monkey see you some time soon at worky woo","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240412212068495360,"text":"And the dream would go on and on while we sway against all things thrown our way. #np","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240392458519863296,"text":"@QuackPredict get a dictionary, look up #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241456321537396737,"text":"Love waking up in the middle of the night! #sarcasm #fml","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240149800987787264,"text":"Awkward eye contact is just fantastic #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240234881106456576,"text":"My girl, you can even get a large & cheese lol  RT @ymacy Dreams2RealiT lmfao what's good *grabs purse* leh'go","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240268578148995074,"text":"@NoLoveInTheCity what up boo ?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240151168431554560,"text":"Great day at the open! #sarcasm http:\/\/t.co\/zQ7Y230f","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241330436326977539,"text":"This weekend is gonna fucking suck #cantwait #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240443556127457280,"text":"Haha wow it's amazing how some seniors can leave after fourth period #jealous \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude25","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240383585952092161,"text":"\u201c@ItsLifeNotes: You miss me, but you don't even try to talk to me? Okay.\u201d.   <\/3","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241507880740741121,"text":"Long long amazing line at security! Wonderful start to the long weekend \n#sarcasm #can'twait #hungry #airportat5AM","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240388933702262784,"text":"@Joey7Barton stop bitching if you wasn't a dick you would still be with the 1st team","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241497278525886464,"text":"@Beyabilita how'd you do that? hahaha","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240173863055552513,"text":"I just love having my eyes water when I sneeze... #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241462704873820160,"text":"Match Fixtures of UEFA Champions league 2012\/13 http:\/\/t.co\/VhFo6bDN #Arsenal #CFC #MUFC #MCFC","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240556612010528769,"text":"Love getting home from work knowing that in less than 8hours you're getting up to go back there again. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240251935129739264,"text":"Joseline needs to be restricted!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241406485672898562,"text":"Woooo! When you're up to 12:30 finishing you're English paper! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241333724690653185,"text":"Current events, US history, Spanish and English.... my nights gonna be so much fun. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241542936838422528,"text":"Oh dang, I'm SOO happy you're SOO in love now.. ya know, considering that a week ago you weren't together. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240397560882274304,"text":"Henleys Jeans tucked into your slazenger socks, NICE! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240461668906332160,"text":"Well orientation sure is going great #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240357187531190272,"text":"Wow, I can be really mature sometimes #sarcasm Sometimes, I like to take my emotionally immaturity out on Twitter because this is America!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240350973871153152,"text":"I'll just talk to one of the many friends I have in my phone! \ud83d\ude03 #sarcasm http:\/\/t.co\/JicMxE7K","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240436342612447233,"text":"I just love eight o'clock classes #sarcasm \ud83d\ude12","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240168782734192641,"text":"Yeah 3 homework assignment on the first day, that's whats uppp ;) #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240439076791148544,"text":"#love being up early after getting no sleep #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241287592686010368,"text":"RIP  @SKEnergyShots Deeply saddened by the loss of my dear friend and business partner Chris Lighty. He will be greatly missed. - 50","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240418243498627073,"text":"@chur_ay pengguna baru twett, mhon bantuanx ya. .\n:D","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241497291096195073,"text":"This is not so good. http:\/\/t.co\/nZsxb3pu","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240388037786337281,"text":"I want us to get caught! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240558240025411584,"text":"Do you want a cookie for that? #sarcasm #notagreatachievement","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240304196165988352,"text":"Can someone please tell me why it smells like poop in Lebanon right now?! Like seriously though.. #sogross \ue40c\ue40c\ue40c","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240423058492502016,"text":"Thank you alarm clock for never going off. #sarcasm #hatebeinglate","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241403391421595649,"text":":D Does this make me cool!?!? #sarcasm http:\/\/t.co\/ySW26a6I","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240299548549992448,"text":"Thanks for showing me how real Christians act.. ur such a good example... #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240556516040663040,"text":"@Vamp So do you sparkle in the sunlight being a \"vampire\" and all? >_> #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241341483674910720,"text":"Just love getting lied to ! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240561235727351808,"text":"Somewhere in the desert of Nevada, there is a touch of green.  http:\/\/t.co\/nN8MOuIy","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241351706804383744,"text":"Imma stop snapping tho.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240401181057359872,"text":"Off to Jamaica manana! Even though this trip isn't precipitated by the best circumstances, I'm looking forward to being home with fam:-)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241552295681204224,"text":"Of course I have the earliest appointment at the dmv and the computers crashed last night #greatmorning #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251781714276352,"text":"@elfordminis looks awesome. How long did it take to paint?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241394180474167296,"text":"I love that im wide awake with him sound asleep next to me #sarcasm #wishicouldsleep","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241548377718943745,"text":"Norwood day. Sept 8th >","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268747673948160,"text":"Since pretty little lairs is done,what am I gonna do on Tuesday's? \ud83d\ude28\ud83d\ude25","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528891011919872,"text":"I'm. not going to get along with my chemistry teacher I don't like his ass already","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240454574626992128,"text":"Absolutely love when water is spilt on my phone.. Just love it.. #sarcasm #timeforanewphone...","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241447005623287808,"text":"No shame in that.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241532772534071296,"text":"Just got off the horn with Clint. Told me he really gives a shit what people think. #sarcasm #NoteToTwitter","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241326129057767424,"text":"Nothing like being in class two hours and having two hours to go! #sarcasm #TDE220","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241457535482212352,"text":"@NiallOfficial @AryaDwiCosta Hopefully not a strangers car...(:  #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240473067225243648,"text":"Leicester later with jessssss :D","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240227226501664769,"text":"So I accidentally took over the whole room and now I'm trying to make room for my roommate...WHO IS COMING TOMORROW BTW... #rushed","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241588416582668288,"text":"I was gone for 3 days and my cat didn't even notice...","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241533689161469952,"text":"I'm immortal. You can't kill what has no life lol. #sarcasm #BandGeekFTW","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240508681077280768,"text":"Ill probably be a while u diks","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241333624601985024,"text":"Some of these speakers @ the RNC are just toooo riveting to watch. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240234868527755265,"text":"Bianca told me that my hair growin wild son ! We need to go get that cut , I said I know mama.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241507872322764800,"text":"Straightened my hair and its already curling and I haven't even went outside yet.... #greaaat #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240369450669445120,"text":"#hoam RT @Ryzha39: We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241329857848569857,"text":"@pdomo Don't forget that Nick Foles is also the new Tom Brady. What a preseason! #toomanystudQBs #sarcasm #thankgodwedonthavetebow","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240406595899621376,"text":"godddd that shower felt so guuuuud.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241260346508197888,"text":"@Laxin_Italian r u aware ur little brother watches pll with ur sister..he was telling my sister all about it","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240385519027105793,"text":"@Kiraking98 yaaaaaaaaaaay *Insert 'always look on the bright side of life' joke here* #sarcasm :P","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240243030660116480,"text":"I can do what I want to. \nI play by my own rules \ud83d\udc9c","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240546262489911298,"text":"EVEN MORE BREAKING SHOCKING NEWS: Chelsea and Barcelona have agreed on a \u00a34m fee for Lionel Messi! More to follow! #Sarcasm #ITKAgent\"","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241395982930178049,"text":"@Wrkickers1 I would of never guessed #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240248230544302080,"text":"@DesireeShultz exactly! 15 acting like she is...man she's got a lot ahead of her in life! Hah! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240544584332095489,"text":"@iTeeRoy ayeeeeeeee jamming to @Power99Philly leggoooo","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240577970966761473,"text":"#People #be #like #this #on #instagram #like #okay #two #or #three #is #enough -____- LOL","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241481763816345600,"text":"These old ladies pointing at me on this train ffs","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240295509791764480,"text":"@EdRunNFootDoc thanks for downloading it!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240386268733788160,"text":"I love that Joey Barton quote \u201cFor some reason the Manager dislikes me\u201d. Unbelievable. How can anyone dislike Joey Barton?? #SARCASM","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241469012024913920,"text":"I've lost a follower. I'm heartbroken. Honestly. #sarcasm #tooearlytocare","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240395065778925568,"text":"The only way that this will work, is if you love me when it hurts.. #NP","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240307073018122240,"text":"I don't think I'll be able to make it through a whole day tomorrow at school without breaking down. So that's cool. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241242733879123968,"text":"Just another left-wing conspiracy by our America-hating President to make sure EVERYONE can vote. http:\/\/t.co\/8kLa2sId #VOTE #SARCASM","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240449646957301760,"text":"School, school, school. and then work. im so glad i busy myself... #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241330702778499076,"text":"Please keep rubbing it in. I love it. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240561244111781889,"text":"British people are amazing and very entertaining x). Hopefully visiting with my sister soon xx","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240409147080859648,"text":"Well that's great. Five hours of sleep? #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240401160098414592,"text":"@egino \u201c@TimeOutLondon: The mice at Farringdon station are hungry. Hungry for blood: http:\/\/t.co\/hT7l8kO6 via @ronniejoice\u201d","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241243378396827648,"text":"Guess I was right, falcao is comin #lfc #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240175145824698368,"text":"@thomasbrackley1 hello, gorgeous.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240363053319852032,"text":"Thank you for the nice surprise under my pillow @Jennayynayyy #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241508836400300032,"text":"I think I have food poisoning. Joy. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240268582355869696,"text":"stfu , no it don't ! \u201c@genesisfalconn: we ALL know! \u201c@Trez_DaMan: @OMG_TaylorGangg we all know who heart ur clos to lol jkjk\u201d\u201d","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241458377572622336,"text":"Know what's great? Waking up at 4am for no reason #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240415308161089536,"text":"I always know its gonna be a good day when I wake up late and literally have 10 minutes to get ready #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240517333918044160,"text":"Eager to slim down? http:\/\/t.co\/uvE9GdV3 works perfect for just that","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240415597253513216,"text":"One more day to the new gNote.  Interesting to note all the media hype on Toronto blogs for this event.  #notaniphone  #sarcasm #elitist","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240388946264223744,"text":"@aliciatien will see how fat you are:)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241522515669811200,"text":"@Marcello_N u heard he going to THFC?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240488302883520512,"text":"Wow! Great day that was!! ..#sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240406586034647040,"text":"I just love my job! #sarcasm #countingtheminutesuntilIgettoleave","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240418239300128769,"text":"I've completed Ready for the Journey collection!\nhttp:\/\/t.co\/tSJCjdKh #ipad #ipadgames #gameinsight","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241244122910957568,"text":"It's our godforsaken right to be loved, loved, loved, loved","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240479547429093377,"text":"Happy birthday dad. Glad your around to celebrate it. #48yearsyoung","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241548338191814657,"text":"Bronchitis, eat infection and a fever. Makes for a great start to my labor day weekend #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240234868531933184,"text":"This is what I get for taking Ap world... \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\udc4d #homework","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240383581770379265,"text":"oh, you wanted me to lie.\n (V_v)\n #FOLLOW","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268756062547968,"text":"Happy birthday Fine!!! Xoxo Love you tons!  http:\/\/t.co\/j6SAPJur","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241465230301995009,"text":"LOVE Being Called into Work on My Day Off! #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240551660768878592,"text":"and now tomorrow the real work starts... yaaaaaay #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251781718470656,"text":"After 45 minutes of deliberation it has been decided: Idaho is the worst state. @iamhammertime","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240557257455173632,"text":"I hate it when I don't forward a chain mail and I die the next day. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241541499777589248,"text":"Back to the oral surgeon ... #yay #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240444060249239554,"text":"Oh no, it's okay. I would love to just sit around waiting in financial aid all day because its not like I have anything else to do #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240433717749874688,"text":"Watering the grass as its raining. Smart! #sarcasm #sdsuprobs","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241340940516737024,"text":"Months* RT @BayleyReynolds: Day two of not talking to you at all. Love this. So much fun #sarcasm #imy","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241236984222347264,"text":"So I've got new neighbours. Loud ones, it seems.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240432667701702657,"text":"I was still the first one to tell Bryson happy birthday on his actually birthday .. (:","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268760261054465,"text":"The Grateful Dead, Jerry Garcia and The Stolen Sweets: weekend fun in ... - http:\/\/t.co\/0Iz7Od2Y: OregonLive.comT... http:\/\/t.co\/s39raaxp","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240258735690379264,"text":"Ron Paul gave the #GOP the cold shoulder?? You don't say.... I'm shocked. #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241402758912159745,"text":"Thank God the Romney Campaign is really specific on their policies and don't lie to Americans straight to their face. #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240183396029046784,"text":"Are we still on for marbs or ibiza or something in 2014?! <3... \u2014 Of course we are baby! <3 http:\/\/t.co\/ysVr9qTP","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240252683519414273,"text":"These are the most normal people I've ever met in my life #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241575426793811968,"text":"Quite an impressive torta. http:\/\/t.co\/rS8r6JXT","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241477573673115648,"text":"For  BBQ takeaway call us @ 22464818 & will prepare the beef patties for grilling . Enjoy \ud83d\ude03","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240383882694897664,"text":"@Bradley_Simmo I wish I was more like her... #sarcasm #jeremykyle","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240432936061640704,"text":"Have to get blood work done this morning #yay #bestwaytostarttheday #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241469164257177600,"text":"\u201c@SkySportsNews:  Aston Villa have signed striker Jordan Bowery from Chesterfield #skydeadlineday\u201d biggest deal of the summer #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241260346478841856,"text":"@BertiusMaximus Are Liverpool playing?!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240259665232019456,"text":"#bestmoviequotes 'The first rule of Fight Club, don't talk about Fight Club' - Self-explanatory?!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240553081971027968,"text":"O.o he might be hurt -_-","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240160558651936769,"text":"Very happy to start my last year of college :) #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240251951944708096,"text":"@RealJohanaPerez lmfao yes I love him I make signs for him all the time lol","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240383577563484160,"text":"I feel really sick and I have a 2 hour car journey ahead of me \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude37","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240461008626413571,"text":"Yea bitch I'm official tell the ref blow da whistle","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240154569739485184,"text":"Pretty windy out. Wonder why.... #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241502569170624512,"text":"Gotta love getting up early on your two days off and doing harder work then normal without bieng paid #unreal #thebest #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241452080714379264,"text":"Waste of credit man haih","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240406943192211456,"text":"I would lose my wallet. Gosh I love being driven to school by my mother. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241386423075340288,"text":"So i have no idea what i did with my pay stub which means i either lost it or tossed it in the garbage. Time to watch my bank account -_-","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240364228400279553,"text":"Yes annoying hotel guests, please take your pet elephant for a walk outside the room at 4am, when normal people are trying to sleep #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240410526608404480,"text":"Yeeeee!!! College class in the A.M is where its at boiii!!!! WOOOOO!! #Sarcasm ......","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240410073527111682,"text":"FINALLY! #sarcasm \u201c@KimKardashian: I took those long nails off. They were just press on for my shoot. OMG I can text & tweet again.#freedom\u201d","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241446993015209985,"text":"RT@allkpop: T-ara reveals more teaser images for \u201cSexy Love\u201d http:\/\/t.co\/Wq3O6wOR","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241452842030878720,"text":"930 on my birthday waiting for a met to go to theory test #TheJoys #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241484894872694784,"text":"going to school with wet TOMS. #lovetoday #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241467029192847360,"text":"One day u will realize,there's no other person will love you like i do...!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240412326187118593,"text":"Suns out and I'm working \ud83d\udc4e\u2600 #yay #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241467945363058689,"text":"I'm sorry this made me laugh, great advice there gf doctor #whateven #sarcasm  http:\/\/t.co\/jh0VYxR7","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240259673629011969,"text":"@ShannonLeto @JaredLeto @tomofromearth  love you headbanging mofo's!!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240243149421805568,"text":"@cassie_maccc that's fantastic! #sarcasm #fucklife","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240305865612214272,"text":"Helluva dinner right there! #sarcasm #college #wantarealdinner \ud83d\ude14 http:\/\/t.co\/SIAHMcy6","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240517338108145664,"text":"Every pot got a lid fa true","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241313509277839360,"text":"\u201c@fosterthepeople: Sk8ter Boys are so 2002.. http:\/\/t.co\/kw6EetMo\u201d LOL'ing!!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241344400351981568,"text":"Finally got some #chipotle. Yessss! long mission with my homegirl @CocoaDutchess28\u00a0","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240517346509352960,"text":"\"@1DIsAHotMess: @Amanda_Paull follow back? :)\" as long as you don't unfollow me!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240193206522880000,"text":"Baby, when we're good you know we're great, but there's too much bad for us to think that there's anything worth trying to save.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241495252526043137,"text":"It's great when the one thing you don't want to think about, is the only thing you can think about. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241421085080428544,"text":"@tigbrother last day of the summer months people - enjoy!! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240454190978174976,"text":"Going to show @blakehorler and @CarlosDiGiorgi a thing or 2 about golf tonight #PGA #sarcasm #threeputt","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241548295086940161,"text":"At the doctor...can't wait to turn my head and cough! #sarcasm #violated #itsjustcoldinhereiswear","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240453752174284802,"text":"going to lincolnshire... might see my beloved father #sarcasm #hesacunt","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241313505091923969,"text":"Raven, Hill and Stone back in for Rovers qualifying final clash with Albury. Full teams on our website now. http:\/\/t.co\/QFo7qyLe","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241567906410946560,"text":"Wtf my sister used all the makeup remover cloths and she doesn't even use makeup.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240449096803041282,"text":"From Google >>> Making it easier to cast your ballot http:\/\/t.co\/C8esSUFZ","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241255618600652800,"text":"I'm really excited for night class #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241548369338703872,"text":"I'm still standing yesterday today and forever. That's why we praise Him. #sundaylineupmakessense","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241250709457215488,"text":"So glad I'm retaking physics. It's even more fun the second time around! Asian Accents are so easy to understand! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240401160102633472,"text":"The headline he didn't see coming http:\/\/t.co\/2wC6syjA via @storify #go2newsdu #unemployed #doledaytuesday","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240479534858780673,"text":"@kandy_kane22 @tmnt4lyf yes they were. fake kandiss danced all night and fake christian called me his twin.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240162161211604992,"text":"Went to the beach today! The water was SO warm! #englishsummer #sarcasm #imstubborn.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240409439969107970,"text":"Hoes these days #gottaloveem #sarcasm #butreally","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241417330897334273,"text":"I #votebieber for the 2012 MTV #VMA #Bing Most Share-Worthy Video! See who's in the lead and tweet your vote: http:\/\/t.co\/JI0anTyQ x50","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241394220294864896,"text":"@brandonwilson77 well shit what do you expect?!?! (; \n#colts!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241461600064782336,"text":"Looking forward to a football filled timeline today girls #sarcasm #doigiveashit","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240356192071860224,"text":"*standing in front of the door, hair wet and in a towel*\n\"did you just shower?! 0.o\" \"no, I just took a shit -____-\" LMAO \ud83d\ude02 #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268951340961792,"text":"Who's excited to go to band practice tonight?!? I know I am!!! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240368729739915264,"text":"@mrdavidhaye \nDavid whens your next fight please reply !","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241459277343117313,"text":"@fcgazza err no! That's what the #sarcasm was for!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240300326794706944,"text":"I'd like to give a shout out to all the people who text me for a minute then stop responding. You make dreams a reality #sarcasm #whybother","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241396899976974337,"text":"So excited for my family hike at 9 freaking o'clock in the morning! \ud83c\udfc3 I love not sleeping in on my day off.  #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240346030175035392,"text":"Watching Beyond Scared Straight lol funny ass hell","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240151779348725760,"text":"@Caz_Davis thank god for that, I was going to mention your personal hygiene but I'll leave in now.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241452097495764993,"text":"Hot pool fun in #Hanmer after a big day of training #timetorelax  http:\/\/t.co\/xq93B8aE","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240338925015666688,"text":"To be :-)  getting up early to make breakfast","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241327609932312576,"text":"What a HUUUUUGGEE punt! Oh man, that was amazing!.... #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241313505087737856,"text":"@Hazard3600 you liar l0l ... what kind of family are you","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241511810166046720,"text":"Nothing like the smell of browning ground beef at 645 in the morning. #sarcasm #multitasking","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241243071105343488,"text":"can't wait to make this 10 min walk to class to sit and listen to my bob barker lookin ass Prof talk for an hour fifteen. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241467474871201792,"text":"I love Friday morning practices #Sarcasm?","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241434923444092931,"text":"Can't wait to get up in four hours #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241342513317818368,"text":"Getting hit up with that ntb. >>> #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241378017690132482,"text":"@xalinefigg me to","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240406595920605185,"text":"Where's my cat!?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241440089178247168,"text":"Berdua'an di kassa bantuin mas andik opname,, ehhh malah curhat *mateknak","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240508672709640192,"text":"[gourmet] THE TIMES OF MY LIFE: Stephen Longstreet\u2019s piece on his last (sad) summer living in Europe as an artis... http:\/\/t.co\/zQFg4jTK","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241472817353351170,"text":"@MGMHDUK @MKseibati @LOCOFilmFest Love my new MGM lion!! My night was already made wen I opend my bag & discovered him! http:\/\/t.co\/Z7MpiGgq","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240443560304975872,"text":"@Rinoa1022 oh no, what happened? :(","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241520168818311168,"text":"Time to get ready, yay! #Sarcasm #TiredAf'","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241475460784062464,"text":"I'm glad it's 6 AM and I'm just going to bed. Thank you freshmen. #sarcasm #EMT","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241258164455108610,"text":"and the final textbook total plus tax comes to just under 400$ #great #Sarcasm #ripoffs","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240319464112017409,"text":"20 minutes of laundry at 1 am. Awesome #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241260342301315072,"text":"@Kelseyy_CrashW just hang out at the game a far as I know. Probably or best bet.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240388933702275072,"text":"@springah That link you posted http:\/\/t.co\/xe4ILbQm The youtube vids - Melb hipsters are lame. The Sydney vid even got the accent right!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240418230911504384,"text":"K can't believe I'm taking the bus the first day of school","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240387222564638720,"text":"I really like how the rains just gunna mess up my hair \ue00e\ue00e #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218871448080384,"text":"Jus foolin tho 2 chainz","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241455929663569921,"text":"@MontyMotuman Ya right! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240544584315318272,"text":"@StevePlumpton that's great news. Hope all keeps going well for you.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240357409313402880,"text":"imagineertobe: This might be my favorite backstage photo!\nLook at the Haunted Mansion facade down at the bott\u2026 http:\/\/t.co\/geA3oXtg","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240443577107365888,"text":"@BillBaar  Poll could have been  by Senator Dillard. His supporters seem to have the most conflict with the Herald poll results yesterday.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241522719085166593,"text":"30k dead, maybe they're targeting civilians #sarcasm @hrw: 10 bakery attacks in #Aleppo are not (cont) http:\/\/t.co\/H5GdgMy8","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240159341708189696,"text":"@Just_kickinit way to have my back doo doo!!!! (:","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241237000991154178,"text":"@Kirse10 on the phone \"it can work, just look, Lamar and Chloe Kardashian have been together for 3 years now\"","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241501871292944384,"text":"Welp... I'm guessing the person that invented those mini car vacuums was a parent. I can almost guarantee it. http:\/\/t.co\/KokwYEFJ","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241548210697535488,"text":"@TNAGutCheck sign up #KrisLewie. With such technical skill and imposing physique as his, he is money to b made! #TnaGutcheck #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241253480495472641,"text":"I BEG TO DIFFER- Pakistan did it! \"ABVP men assault 98 migrant workers in Karnataka, drag them out of train\" | http:\/\/t.co\/RBn2PA8Y #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240412216275394560,"text":"Unexpected romantic conflict might surface today and have impa... More for Sagittarius http:\/\/t.co\/Vwz7TnJP","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240374316569600001,"text":"@wwin_ is it wrong?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241489745308430336,"text":"\"@BipashaKhan: Sex is so disgusting! #sarcasm\" procreation","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240338912411787264,"text":"Awwwwww *sempoyongan RT @ngrheka: coba twitpic photo yuragam setelah baca http:\/\/t.co\/MGoI8C1T http:\/\/t.co\/x3Js3QJ2","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240551680024915968,"text":"I have the worlds best neighbors! #sarcasm.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240479122575474688,"text":"Oversleeping for my 9 o'clock class and chapel, then waking up with a huge migraine... #goingtobeagreatdy #sarcasm #frshmn16prblms","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528895189438464,"text":"Dang, I also just remembered, I have bills to pay","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241336590570496000,"text":"@Tast_Tee MIA bby lol!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240143369769201664,"text":"Hang on, this isn't my cat...","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240443581272317952,"text":"Sagol Please, I eat with my hands! Thanks to Asif Haider for sharing. http:\/\/t.co\/OiEUbJEO","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240452547435978752,"text":"Such a nice day out, let's go swimming! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268772848140288,"text":"Id give my right arm to be in the Paralympics","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240473067250388992,"text":"@whitneyward37 I wanna work at it! Ill do it for.free:) #hookmeup","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241507463193575426,"text":"@dunlop27 I just love TSwift so much!! #sarcasm #bleedingears #lookslikearat","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240201783861968896,"text":"Westfield full of children now <<<","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240493556400275456,"text":"Oh NO I have to go!! Try to trend #tellusaustin !!! @AustinMahone now you have to wait until I get back because you waited to long!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241351706842116096,"text":"Find the beauty in Christ.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240319670069121024,"text":"So glad i'm losing sleep over someone I barely know... #waytogocait  #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240403714643484673,"text":"5 hours of sleep. #gonnabeagoodday #sarcasm #shootme","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241386418902028288,"text":"@TheeneshOwntage No food :(","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241555893563572227,"text":"@NaomiCerise joking.. Marois is dumb, didnt get the #sarcasm?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240268578140585984,"text":"@Love_SyMonaLisa We Would Have!!! me, you, dom, anddd what was the name of the glee kid we were going to meet?!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240418446716829696,"text":"Nothing like a little Biochem in the morning #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251790115446785,"text":"@Naughty__Cherie will this do? http:\/\/t.co\/L7Ed1La8","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240401168503812097,"text":"@HannaWiley I miss seeing your \"pissed off at the world face\" every morning while I eat breakfast","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240286408114327553,"text":"My 5,391st tweet goes out to me having WAY too much time on my hands.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240167931626024960,"text":"@barnabychambers mr chambers I can't explain how honoured I am to have u following!! I've been away.. Soo haven't been around.. Wbu??","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240360219761324032,"text":"Greaaaaaat!!! Jus wat we need #sarcasm RT\"@SAfmnews: The drought in the United States is likely to push food up prices in South Africa.\"","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241434983057743872,"text":"This night rocked \n\n#sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240557176605782016,"text":"Back to sleeping in the lorry all week #LifeOfLuxury #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240277323289620480,"text":"@brookeville_15 where is she? Is she okay? #imissmaggie \ud83d\udc36\ud83d\udc94","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240570236674375680,"text":"No awkward social interactions to make new friends :P THANK DA  L A W D","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241321658818891776,"text":"Don't miss these auction bargains going on right this minute- http:\/\/t.co\/8GgTsgdh ->RT & Share!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241497286918668288,"text":"Anambra Governor Said to Secretly Own Shares in N15 billion SABMiller Brewery - http:\/\/t.co\/kOv4FP4f #Nigeria","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241523237203353600,"text":"@brookaliciouss I know I will!!!!! #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241378013516816385,"text":"Temperature's back to normal. This is where the dizziness starts. Feels like I took drugs; my whole world is spinning in slow-mo.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240143382377287680,"text":"okay, I understand people wanting to evacuate for this little tropical storm, but all the gas stations in wiggins are out of unleaded gas.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240425764263190528,"text":"Tea Tonight #Sarcasm http:\/\/t.co\/7jwHIygS","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241519767360516096,"text":"I love waking to everyone being rude to me. Today's gonna be fantastic #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241248084842147840,"text":"Oh u can ride ur bike with no hands? Your so impressive #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251790132232192,"text":"@EdsonBarbozaJR. Please please tell us your fighting before the year is over???","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241277085962878976,"text":"Take me shoppin in France and he pay in advance","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240562411390763008,"text":"\"@AlexFortyNine: Arsenal = Selling Club. We officially cant hide from that.\" Rt the reason to remain positive. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241277081772773376,"text":"Out of work at 5! Yesssss!!!!!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218879832506368,"text":"#STROMBOLI #STROMBOLI #STROMBOLI \n\nMy fave place to eat in the world, right here in the little town of Starkville. \u2764","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241588412375789568,"text":"#AustriaHungarySloveniaWant1D #voteonedirection M\u00e1r 2.:D","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240395069960622080,"text":"@PocketSmith by far the best financial tool I have ever used.  Please please come out with an app that is more like your regular program","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240432667718459393,"text":"!!! \"@ginaamarieeee: Practice being cancelled would be a gift from god\"","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240201779671867392,"text":"Geech unlocked his and ain't know @DAPROBLEM6. Was going hack his twitter","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241436752521351168,"text":"Wow its feels nice to be appreciated #sarcasm #suckyfriends","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241417335116820481,"text":"Trying to find that one song to fall asleep to on pandora :)  time for bed have to wake up in a few hours for work. Then Toby Keith sunday!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240362689933762560,"text":"My week on twitter: 1 new listings, 7 new followers, 1 mentions. Via: http:\/\/t.co\/YB93GWp6","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241296518177488898,"text":"It's crazy how few people use Facebook, people used to have hundreds say happy birthday to them now I usually just see 20 at the most..","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240392337828741120,"text":"@GinaBaldassarre Serious, sarcastic, or Bendtner-esque? Which is a combination of seriousness, feeling lucky, and sheer cockyness. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240302961165729792,"text":"Was a Cinderella Story on tonight? Everyone seems to be distracted by a drought...? #sarcasm #ifyoucouldnttell","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240577979380543488,"text":"Going to sleep... Byebye sweeties!!!! <3","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241516756861083648,"text":"I always have to contain my grin of absolute joy when my boss tells me I can finish now. Yes, yes I can ;)","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241339686679871488,"text":"Man, the #SEC must be crazy deep if Vandy is playing South Carolina this close. #sarcasm #eyeroll","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240486501597724673,"text":"Photo of the day - cool, creamy mango sorbet from @Wahaca http:\/\/t.co\/ZLJ39zJe","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241494093912498176,"text":"Props to the gamecocks for beating the big dominating team Vanderbilt by a whole 4 points! #Sarcasm.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240243018068815872,"text":"all moved in!! let the drinking begin!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241330211105435648,"text":"@SavRoell I am waiting for you....I want to do my home work #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241248762033491968,"text":"@Daniel_Marnie pffft heskey and Carroll what a strike force! #sarcasm btw loved seeing you the other day on the P and R!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241541210945253377,"text":"That never happens to me #Sarcasm lol","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240418239321088000,"text":"CULT RELATIONSHIPS\nFast days & Fast love? Better be sure!\nClick button, scroll to listen, and share.\nSponsored by... http:\/\/t.co\/xvafHzGs","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241580610970349569,"text":"Do you remember last September\u2019s power outage in #SanDiego? Would you be ready for another? http:\/\/t.co\/AuWo1cRe","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240433541467492352,"text":"Wow looks like this whole week is just dandy. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241493732141182976,"text":"too many derps taken of me today. fk im beautiful #sarcasm.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241270715079335936,"text":"Off to soccer practice, could hell week be any more fun #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240152462756032512,"text":"These holidays have got so much better since the start... #Sarcasm -_-","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328793346768897,"text":"Take a long time to reply and I'll take TWICE as long :)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240179959577055232,"text":"Ohhhh yeaaaahhh I feel sexy  #sarcasm http:\/\/t.co\/dx6TAuim","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241237954784284672,"text":"Awesome more rain. Today couldnt get any more great .-. #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240427647140765696,"text":"Eyebrow twitches","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241536996986732544,"text":"i see sunderland are pushing for a high finish signing danny rose, quality signing! #sarcasm #dogshite","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241413178225991680,"text":"I use #sarcasm to tell people the truth yet they never really know since I only speak sarcastically.","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241245752637157377,"text":"I really don't think today could be any better... #not #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241516733570088960,"text":"@ZimmermanLies Love how he uses the term suspect, like he was an actual cop, but couldn't pass an intro criminal justice class...#sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240259266391453696,"text":"That damn Holliday can only hit solo homers, not #clutch at all #sarcasm #BFIB","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240462244205457409,"text":"What a great way to start off the day #sarcasm #pissedofftweet","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240380213731684352,"text":"I got ya man @chidzzy","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241550793981952000,"text":"At least my alarm woke me up in time for class this morning #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240405459704639489,"text":"http:\/\/t.co\/UocdIMKf \"Bugger\" doesn't do it justice... First Fleetwood and now Marseille. Oh Joey! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240490027681980416,"text":"Yay andrew Corbin is in my English class #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240330498658938880,"text":"Doing laundry and homework but time for a cigarette break :)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240362515542970368,"text":"I'm really happy my kindle chose the day before I go on holiday to break #sarcasm #heartbroken waa","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241510792594333696,"text":"Somebody needs to wake me up bc I'm pretty sure this is all a dream, it has to be... #notreal","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240434620477358080,"text":"@BenjaminEllin Bravo!! Was just thinking that you ought to be busier this autumn\/winter! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240449197688643586,"text":"I'm so sorry if my crossing the street in that crosswalk was so offensive to you. #sarcasm Jerk Drivers!","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240357405135884288,"text":"Oh christ are you going to ambers party ? ffs \u2014 yeah why wouldn't I woo woo! http:\/\/t.co\/LAtyzFRZ","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240544580141973505,"text":"I wish they would get this Justin bieber SHIT off my TL","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240376404431212544,"text":"never been so tired in all my life:( and the rain just got heavier as I left , great! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240322529460383745,"text":"I, on the other hand, am wrapped up in my cardie, bare-faced & hiding behind shades with medium size bag..#theyllneverspotme #maniacallaugh","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240321438723231744,"text":"From 1995, \"Now that was just #sarcasm for no good reason.\" #Wings http:\/\/t.co\/a2ROpHVB #GetGlueHD #Wings","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240201792229605376,"text":"Everyone was making comments about how big my butt was. awwkkkk","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240552324504883200,"text":"I'm so happy we have mature guys at this school #Sarcasm #ECUprobs","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328220862046209,"text":"Oh Sansa, you have the best ideas. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240368708755791872,"text":"@_DanEwing hope you enjoy it!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240301023737040897,"text":"Nothing pisses me off more then fake people. If you don't like someone, don't act like you do #AreYouSerious #LikeReally #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241409584005275648,"text":"I am sooo not a morning person..Have a good day e'rybody","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528903569661953,"text":"Don't be so formal because I'm much older you think it's not nice to ask me help.. Pls do tell me so I won't be feeling much guilt.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240357426103218176,"text":"Tell it to my 9 bitch.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240552417173848064,"text":"Well that was brilliant #Sarcasm #letdown","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241401698747289600,"text":"our itunes libraries have now become one file.  this is worthy of a gift registry.  #threechordsandthetruth #mp34ever #fb","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240299136006623232,"text":"@Taylor_Malonee love you!\ud83d\udc99oh I'm sure I will #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240259713181302784,"text":"I love how they're takin his side over mine tonight #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241462688113381376,"text":"Abeg singing is nt meant for everybody aomepple shuld go n sit down","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241588416578461696,"text":"Puppy forced into bin is rescued http:\/\/t.co\/WNmWceWZ","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240301519315030016,"text":"Well that was fun..but not really. #sarcasm #fml #whybother","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240308073619673088,"text":"Please oh please, sense the #sarcasm .","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240151121665069056,"text":"Love when you don't have two minutes to send me a quick text... #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240313109074563072,"text":"Life is too short to spend it with people who don't make you happy.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241277085941915648,"text":"Choose a telephone answering package that is right for your business.  http:\/\/t.co\/Rk6l8aC3","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251790132215808,"text":"Shopping for my friends daughters bday and having wayy to much fun in the #Disney store!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241472829923659776,"text":"(\u2323\u0301_\u2323\u0300) tired for waiting","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240473071457300481,"text":"Raiders - Denarius Moore-WR: Denarius Moore (hamstring) and Jacoby Ford (foot) both sat out practice Monday, pro... http:\/\/t.co\/C1kh7mT6","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240374333321646080,"text":"Playing Sims3. Its been too long.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240201783845203968,"text":"If it's not one thing, it surely is another.. :(","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240570249265688577,"text":"@fatcupid @chrishewitt bet it looked cool though!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241527007165431808,"text":"I have a lot of friends in this class #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240330511250251776,"text":"This is really bad. The problem is I don't know when I'll be called. My only choice is to wait until I'm called.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240157574354313216,"text":"Oh hey it's raining in Greenville. What a huge surprise!!! \u2614 #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240451125805993984,"text":"Visit to the dentist and changing a flat - two of my favorite things in one morning. Talk about stars aligning! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240553081987801089,"text":"#TeamRedBaron and @MLG have teamed up on something pretty cool and are giving away killer gamer gear. Check it out: http:\/\/t.co\/vig0hqsz","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240330511237652480,"text":"John King: Convention goal is changing voters' view of Romney: \n    \n http:\/\/t.co\/Zm7vDbQh CNN","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241522877587918848,"text":"@JodieBethxo Skirt is a bit long isn't it don't ya think lmao. #sarcasm #hottie :] x","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240173116620414976,"text":"Please, all of the nation come to edwards drugs today. I don't think we have filled quite enough prescriptions today. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240366856387571712,"text":"Yeee ' goodnight to you too. #sarcasm #irritated #everyonefuckoff","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240313100690128896,"text":"#27 Tap #photoadayaug love what them people call tap-tapssss hehehe [late post] http:\/\/t.co\/yUdAUlGO","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240443556119068672,"text":"I swear sleep is more of a necessity in college then food is. #RealTalk","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241535350248448000,"text":"Thankful that GOD blessed me wit another day \ud83d\ude4f","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240508664312639489,"text":"The grass is greener where you water it!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240268578144800768,"text":"KeKe Wyatt looks like one of my prophytes....","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241486922785107968,"text":"\u03a0\u03cc\u03c3\u03bf \u03c0\u03b9\u03b1;;;;;;;;;\u201c@demosthenis73: @IKachri \u03ba\u03b9 \u03b5\u03c3\u03cd \u03c4\u03b5\u03ba\u03bd\u03bf\u03bd \u03b2\u03c1\u03bf\u03c5\u03c4\u03b5;\u201d","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240560006964080640,"text":"Sitting in US history class, I'll b here for the next 2 1\/2 hours... #saveme #shouldbefun #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240139684150386689,"text":"You're right, you're always right. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240562212740161536,"text":"@keelyrafferty funny when Dermot says to you about 3 days into the course \"0h is your boyfriend a manager #sarcasm lol","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218871448092672,"text":"No more dwelling on my fears.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328139475767296,"text":"Believe both kids have roseola. Well Adyson definitely has it, but unsure of whether Caleb does. He acts like it. #gnabeafunweekend #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241575422612078592,"text":"When I stop responding, it means you aren't worth anymore of my time. It doesn't mean you win.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240351751209902080,"text":"When hotsauce calls me pissed!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528903603216386,"text":"It's extremely difficult to hold back the flow of feelings now... More for Pisces http:\/\/t.co\/X620uEjg","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240547854102437888,"text":"Could this mean the end of @thecooleyzone 's pottery barn?  Say it ain't so! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240338929201586176,"text":"Then i turned to 32(actual \"usa\" channel) & its frozen on a scene frm Couples Retreat ..tf ?!?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268764459540481,"text":"Jake is pretty picky about his pears... but don't worry, there are a few left for you at Cottin's Hardware... http:\/\/t.co\/RESgWDnA","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240473079845883905,"text":"my dreams are so f'ed upp","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240547059948740608,"text":"Every artistic and media endeavor in history has been unabashedly chauvinistic in nature because each was made by ignorant men.\n#sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240565614505250817,"text":"If I know more than you, then your in big trouble. #Painful #Sarcasm #FactsAboutMe","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240313096504213504,"text":"#SpongebobEpisodeIllNeverForget when spongebob was a comedian & kept talking about sandy lol","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528886792425473,"text":"ilet dhese hoes think what thy wonna","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240298463668080640,"text":"The Ghetto word of the day: Bishop. My girlfriend fell down, so I picked that bishop. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241329074759405568,"text":"ah the elephants are awake upstairs. fantastic #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240564769239728128,"text":"it's been a great day today! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218879819907072,"text":"Alriiiightttt, pumpin' iron tomorrow!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240250317810302976,"text":"S\/O to @_originallytrue for the dm #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241540729145524224,"text":"@espn_nfceast Dan, do you think Jason Tuck or that Paul Pierre kid make the Giants roster? #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241287592711176192,"text":"@Jack_CallowayWR yes fuck this class were using our phones and doing crap","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268768666419200,"text":"This fall and winter half to balance out the girl, hockey and work #challengeaccepted","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241499158618456064,"text":"@DzatilJ they are the best! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241287592673423360,"text":"@elmalquerido @iaaxpage @PamNotSpam your town you guys decide and I will be there.  What day did we decide?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240245673113579520,"text":"@21andreaaa oh, defiantly! Even though I know how much fun you had. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241313500889219073,"text":"@ZeeReportUSA thanks for the follow guys :)x","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241452564476989440,"text":"Quite shocked Charlie Adam is off to Stoke, what a wonderful career he had at Liverpool #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241510792564977664,"text":"I think I drink too much last night because I did not feel like getting up for work!!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240227222319939587,"text":"@TheRealMickyP Dont call that # back","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240302647486324736,"text":"don't think this night could have gone any better #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240268586529222656,"text":"My bed is love right now >>>> #exhausted","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240259677840101376,"text":"@AmberLMatthews @aztcbeast14 @the_waterglass Since it's \"Pile On\" Brian Day\"....it should have been \"you're\". \n#JustSayin","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240173459555102723,"text":"\u201c@AineTW: @Martina_Manning oh piss of you piece is shit\u201d <she's lovely to me isn't she??? #SARCASM","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240536610935025665,"text":"The Nissan http:\/\/t.co\/ds0nNyzv","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241519434701877248,"text":"Yayy I have my English class from 9:00 to 12:30 today! This is going to be FUN! #sarcasm \ud83d\ude12","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241483700452347905,"text":"can't wait too get all sweaty in school \ud83d\ude01 #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241397136892239872,"text":"please jump up and down more. it's soothing and makes it easier to sleep. #sarcasm #reallystopmoving by 11pm preferably.","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240563928416010240,"text":"@ejgoodsell You are too funny sometimes. I just can't take it\u2026.. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528198016425985,"text":"I love plans that never happen. #Sarcasm. Need to find something to do!","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240449105200033792,"text":"feeling wired.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328789152468993,"text":"love it when @I__Am_Ryan falls asleep on me. yeyeye that one, prick.","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241502028642258944,"text":"@kylearnold91 you must be a redneck if your twitter profile pic is you with a cowboy hat on.. #sarcasm #fakes","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268751864049666,"text":"By definition, grace cannot be earned, yet I constantly try to earn it like grace is mine to take and God still lovingly graces me.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218871456493568,"text":"$elr - spdr dow stock analysis - day trading option - http:\/\/t.co\/47eLDgUS","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240422800253390848,"text":"Bday at school. Just what i was hoping for. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240315580559814656,"text":"South Phoenix always keeps it classy #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240374316552839168,"text":"@MathildeKatic *SPOILER* No she was naked when they kissed at the beginning, but wearing a shirt when they were talking....","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241510581100769280,"text":"Expecting a call any minute now, telling me that QPR wants to sign me!! #sarcasm #QPhaha","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241394083174707200,"text":"@jacobnewblatt yuup... live is good :( jk #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240544588526411776,"text":"\u201c@ian_sleepyface: @LadyMac__ Imma need some RAZHAE PUSSY this year\u201dno Ian","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240357430263959552,"text":"I'll just kill you with kindness ..","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241472817336549376,"text":"\u0645\u0627 \u0645\u0646\u0643\u0645 \u0645\u0646 \u0623\u062d\u062f \u0645\u0627 \u0645\u0646 \u0646\u0641\u0633 \u0645\u0646\u0641\u0648\u0633\u0629 \u0625\u0644\u0627 \u0648\u0642\u062f \u0643\u062a\u0628 \u0627\u0644\u0644\u0647 \u0645\u0643\u0627\u0646\u0647\u0627 \u0645\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u062c\u0646\u0629 \u0648\u0627\u0644\u0646\u0627\u0631 \u0648\u0625\u0644\u0627 \u0648\u0642\u062f \u0643\u062a\u0628\u062a \u0634\u0642\u064a\u0629 \u0623\u0648 \u0633\u0639\u064a\u062f\u0629 -- \u0635\u062d\u064a\u062d \u0645\u0633\u0644\u0645 #Hadith","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241535346028998656,"text":"@Daniel_Goodman1 u come back aggy weren't an insult, just must be frustrating that you never spend any money","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240486514180644864,"text":"@rexymichael gw di rmh knpe?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241518259524993024,"text":"Just realized I can't go north to 83...Hooray for the Grand Prix #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328784933015552,"text":"\"the tv's are going to make us dumb\" \"too late\" \ud83d\udcfa\ud83d\udc4d","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240500451873804289,"text":"LOL getting called uneducated by someone who can't spell 'sense' or 'sentence' #ohdear","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251785900175361,"text":"lmfaoooooooo bloke meeee from twitter really ??? lmfaooooo this is why i only like having 2 friend ... :D","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240193214890520576,"text":"@iamrashidajones Just collected my twin sisters' pension #fuckbitchesgetmoney","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240159630637006848,"text":"In a shocking upset it rained today at grove city college #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268751868243971,"text":"I'll find a way to get to youu ' \u2661","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251785916964864,"text":"@ammtipparat \u0e08\u0e49\u0e32 \u0e27\u0e31\u0e19\u0e19\u0e35\u0e49\u0e42\u0e2b\u0e27\u0e15\u0e43\u0e2b\u0e49\u0e14\u0e07\u0e1a\u0e31\u0e07\u0e22\u0e31\u0e07","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241462713287585792,"text":"Thanks sir bob russel mp of colchester for my LATE birthday card :)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218871435501568,"text":"@ChrisKaralis your too sweet, honestly","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241520867580989440,"text":"\u201c@BrendanFevola25: Wow weeeeee. Great decision #sarcasm\u201ddont hold back #nofinesinbushleague!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218863080452096,"text":"@sammieshepard1 @partyshep \/\/ Well, I do not swing that way soo....not me. ;)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240140219133861888,"text":"Hmm what to work on today... I HI or EE?? They both sound like oh so much fun! #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240473071448899584,"text":"I officially hate my life. And my schedule.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218871460671489,"text":"Bend over and work that body.. 6:30  6:30 ;)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528891800449024,"text":"yeah type the source on the picture because its easier then just put it in the source bar #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240508664304246785,"text":"Thresh is the best","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241549934569070593,"text":"I'm so glad I set my alarm correctly, woke up on time, and didn't have to jump straight out of bed and run to class. \n#sarcasm #imdumb","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241462717481889792,"text":"Just one of the traits that I got from him. At di ako pinababayaan ng tatay ko promise. :\") #kilig","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240517342323429376,"text":"@___lindsey123 well neways ....Its a cute pic :-)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241446980432314368,"text":"Yo you write that new song yet? @CSchaubhut","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241346304431771649,"text":"Time to go to my 9:45 physics lab! Woooo! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240404146799382528,"text":"#cheeky #sarcasm from @nytdavidbrooks about #Romney and the #GOP: http:\/\/t.co\/7bnnb6V5","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240172930456252416,"text":"@Wabilicious24 right cuz i twitter stalked u and purposly  tweeted this cuz i wanna be just like you #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240259673620611072,"text":"A mini bottle of this in your purse does wonders on a day like today #FrizzyHair #MoroccanOil #RainRainGoAway http:\/\/t.co\/4z7Xw2X9","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241432686252683264,"text":"What is this? Massive jam at CTE towards town and I see two ambulances!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241236984239112193,"text":"your great @momabbeygal im so very happy you showed me 2 succeed on ur program i have made $3259 in 4 weeks @IM__NIA","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241467025011138561,"text":"@mimayibaybye shower me with your pretty charms","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241560767722307586,"text":"Knew this would happen.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240176122384510977,"text":"I love men that apologize and don't know why they've upset you in the first place, makes me smile to know you listened and adjusted #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241462692303495168,"text":"Cant wait too sunday","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251773325639681,"text":"Safety issues with helminthic therapy http:\/\/t.co\/KHstfCMg","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241249399022440448,"text":"@Ticettak308 good seeing you last night.  #sarcasm haha","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328784953978883,"text":"Why did they have to put a yoyos on campus...\ud83c\udf66\ud83d\ude32","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241495221333024768,"text":"@yazanjuveholic bu but but i thought bendtner was the only one striker available on the market, that's why marotta want to sign him #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240187571181846528,"text":"Wow what a great day #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240305926404468737,"text":"#10TurnOns Well....ya gotta turn on the lights,tv,stove,shower,microwave,sink,Ac,radio......and so on..... #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240366363405844483,"text":"@limshawna oh maybe cause you two live together now ... \u270b\ud83d\ude33\u270b just maybe #sarcasm #imgladforyou #getitin #jkew","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240577979363753986,"text":"Lol my brother wanted to go outside my mama tol him to do his homwork and read the bible hahaha","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240561231533060096,"text":"\"@Ninaaa_Colada: -_- RT @Dr_Lyonga @Ninaaa_Colada work on getting off these nuts\" lmao","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240334811141636096,"text":"@wkassabgy   i told you it was the admin account!! #FAIL #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241327372954128384,"text":"@Hailee_Rosand it was a joke.. #sarcasm \ud83d\ude09","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240412199489789955,"text":"AHA :) Niggas Had Too Sit They Ass In The Frount :)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240401151726604288,"text":"Don't pay attention to this tweet, I'm standing alone in public so I'm doing this to make it look like I'm texting.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240175150035783680,"text":"\"You're like an Indian summer in the middle of winter, like a hard candy with a surrrprise center.\" - @katyperry #oldbutgood","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328780751282176,"text":"@USCbLaL11 Wouldn't you be afraid of getting a disease","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241321646244368384,"text":"@Arencibians Only of you do it without your pants on ;)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241276185194135554,"text":"Long bus rides! \ud83d\ude03\ud83d\udc4d #Sarcasm.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240295513973473280,"text":"@RobAlgoziniJr @teresa_giudice Dutchess county fair is not in Syracuse. It's in rhinebeck ny.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241401686139215872,"text":"@chrisbrown im tryna ball witchu my dude","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240479551644381184,"text":"I appreciate being woke up this morning lord. It's a blessing","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268756066758656,"text":"@30SECONDSTOMARS and the clip of this song is making me cry. just brilliant. #HAPPYBIRTHDAYABEAUTIFULLIE","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241508831409090560,"text":"Ahh what a great start to a day.. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240301250103619585,"text":"@TeamBerlando oh my! That  sounds like a rough day indeed #sarcasm \n\nOnly bustin your chops, I understand!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240551065060245505,"text":"@SamJones_33 cheers for uploading those pictures sammy boy! #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241262367583911936,"text":"Ima Genie in a bottle baby!\nYour wish is my command!\nLmao..... #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241533609444519936,"text":"@RVC6780 HAHAHA. that's greenup county for you! great comeback. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241405030413000704,"text":"That's not creepy at all #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240374320763912192,"text":"Cancer is a disease that involves uncontrolled mitosis. Hopefully, researchers will eventually learn how to turn ... http:\/\/t.co\/tLmfhFXS","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241248805406773248,"text":"Can't wait to sit through 6 hours of lab tonight! \ud83d\udc4d #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241481751229263873,"text":"6 different outfits in one music video it can only be Taylor Swift!! love we are never ever getting back together","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241334943647670272,"text":"What should I eat for dinner? I mean Newton has so many great choices #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240368721330315264,"text":"Goodnight Mama.\ud83d\udc7c\ud83d\udc9c I love you & miss you so much.\ud83d\udc94 I wish you were here, but I'm staying strong for you.\ud83d\ude18 Sweet dreams, see you soon.\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc7c7\u20e3\ud83d\udc46\u2601\ud83c\udf19","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240406658705133568,"text":"Tee time at 8. #yay #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240592667828944897,"text":"#Voteonedirection!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240368725562388480,"text":"@_Jencita_ when I tune in now I have no clue what's going on lol","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241337157422297088,"text":"Poor @SarahPalinUSA - Fox News canceled all of her interviews yesterday and she's miffed! [total blank stare]. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241277064987160576,"text":"@DontbiteQ when my parents get back","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241267870267494400,"text":"\u201c@sarahmelyssssa: I'm so proud of our graduating class... #sarcasm\u201d YES!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241369452917178368,"text":"@SavannaMarie14 and I during bleacher mania >>>","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241340024296198144,"text":"Love going to work and being sent home after two hours #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241394232886173696,"text":"Tell me what you know about dreamin' dreamin'..","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241486368168095744,"text":"Really looking forward to work later #sarcasm #mornings","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240144899788398592,"text":"@AccioSnape close to 10,000 lovely people. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328776565366784,"text":"Of course our three day weekend would be full of rain","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241236980032212993,"text":"I love seeing Pretty People\u2665","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240473071448903680,"text":"Walkin round dulenm mill and amusing myself highly by smacking my mums ass with a fly squatter hahahaha #sochildish","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241449954164494336,"text":"Really excited about transfer deadline day #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240557300660699136,"text":"spot on at least prog 1 RT @undercoverman: 'Islam, the untold story' then the Paralympics. Comedy gold, all night long. #sarcasm #obviously","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240286408152072194,"text":"Say thanks to the girl that fucked us up.","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240412207903563777,"text":"@_SA aw snug and warm! I\u2019m in bed now with hot water bottle and two purring cats! Sleep well! \ud83d\ude0a","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241481763807981569,"text":"#i10 shutdown est and west lanes due to a 18 wheeler turning ova and leakin diesel...dat driver must have been sleepy as fucc!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240508664316833793,"text":"@ me tho RT @Vandalyzm Man, remember when everyone was all \"Im doing Insanity\" and after about two weeks we aint heard shit back from them?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240388946289385472,"text":"My room is freeeeeeeeeeeeezing","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241481759596879872,"text":"@Stooshe @waiste i want it!!! I need it!!! xxx","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240383594357460995,"text":"I just ousted @angelinaeveline as the mayor of Mie Tarik Laiker on @foursquare! http:\/\/t.co\/kyRFJot5","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241237107417415680,"text":"I moved from the couch to the bed. #ProductiveTweet #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241462683919060993,"text":"#septemberwish @Louis_Tomlinson can follows me :) xx","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241326926545952769,"text":"Wow...I can see you're really convicted. #sarcasm #notimpressed","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240145366400516097,"text":"@MBoysen25 feeling the love!! #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241296522346651648,"text":"@jmcmill1 It's an early time. Westin in Spain.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240449096811425792,"text":"You have an innate sense of knowing when the emotional tides a... More for Cancer http:\/\/t.co\/Buhf1Yy8","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240536619332030464,"text":"@_PrettyPinkPolo hey missy funny finding you here ^_^ hope all is well","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241509215196307456,"text":"Oh yeah moody isn't packed at all, keep letting kids in please. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240239649891704832,"text":"My husband has two days off from work... We're spending it in the the hospital #yippee #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240140516363223041,"text":"Thank you for the input, I'll take it to heart ! \ud83d\ude04 #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241448566923612160,"text":"@ade__h and he'll place a rose by your bedside every morning #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240479547441684480,"text":"@BeagleJeremy @lilacbeagle he he he! This is gonna be fun! My dads slippers it is!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240432655127166976,"text":"Rule 1 #Carnival\nDon't expect to stay with your group, it won't happen\n\nJust say YOLO and hope for the best\n\n@theSociableOne @sayysuttin","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240234876899586048,"text":"#WaysToIrritateMe clapping! I hate that sound with a passion \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\ude45 \ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udca2","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241455422588981248,"text":"@MyNerdBlog It'll be a great, modern console with awesome AAA titles. Families will flock to replace their completely useful Wii #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240268582334902272,"text":"@NikkiMerriII Lmfao I don't even know how to use it.. #retard","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240315349160042496,"text":"I really like it when I ask an important question &don't get an answer. I hope this keeps up I like it so much :) #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241588424941920256,"text":"@moebradley naa never they come out here. & lmaooo yupp! Bt i heard its humid as fck out there tho \ud83d\ude13","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240453517658173441,"text":"That senior assembly really made my day. #sofun #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241516744290734081,"text":"Windows Live Movie Maker takes sooo long to upload and save a video #worththewait #ithink","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241403057525645312,"text":"I think it's soo cute when girls act dumb on purpose #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528899383721985,"text":"@KrewellaJahan wouldn't expect anything less from ya's, amped to hear the new banger soon!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241246626482630656,"text":"Time to buy books, yayyyy. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240362694119677952,"text":"Homeland Security campaign expands to sports http:\/\/t.co\/Jhtmnq1I","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241554887291326464,"text":"I #votebieber for the 2012 MTV #VMA #bing Most Share-Worthy Video! See who's in the lead and tweet your vote: http:\/\/t.co\/HpMFczuW fjdh","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240493560598757378,"text":"I need to find something to do with this 4 hour gap between classes. Rec center, maybe?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241260346499796992,"text":"Dressing up as a tree and standing in the forest and scaring joggers that run by...#YOLO","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251777532547072,"text":"@JulieCutieeex3 :O <\/3 I do ! but im a #Belieber & #Directioner <3","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241462683927474176,"text":"I think @oviosu needs to read this New York Times Editorial => Mr. Romney Reinvents History http:\/\/t.co\/nmZadFvK","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241580615147851776,"text":"How to plan a successful sales conference or meeting: http:\/\/t.co\/VtYAmaSs","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241526656118964224,"text":"I hav the wonderful pleasure of going to money joes today. Yay me!\n#sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240234872730427392,"text":"side note: i look fresh to deathh with my new dress and purse #LSP","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240298238232637441,"text":"\"@KaiRichest: I think this girl is mad and was subtweetig me yesterday lol\" don't you just love it when that happens lol #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240341941852700672,"text":"So today I'm sporting the 'dragged through a hedge backwards' look - I think I pull it of #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240473067225223168,"text":"Photo: My dream car. (Taken with Instagram at SMART Technologies) http:\/\/t.co\/UGDPQxdL","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240244994873626626,"text":"I just love freaking being ignored and not texted back. 3 people ignored me today 3! I love it it always makes my day. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241352051391606785,"text":"Yay for an 8am class on Friday. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241401690329337857,"text":"Tonight, after they played their new single, Dave had them play \"How You Like Me Now?\" again. Cool. @theheavy @Late_Show","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241403262266376194,"text":"\"he looked like a potato shoved into jeans\" An example of songwriting at its finest. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240449092591968256,"text":"@_SlickThick after last night I feel much closer to you bc I talked to you like I talk to own Ships","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240454968837038080,"text":"Almost want to finish my homework~","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240201779642527744,"text":"@FwacieSays :-( well take it easy","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241580615173038080,"text":"Bloody chuffed with todays purchases.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240547356515393537,"text":"Im glad I pay a shit ton of money to come to this school and do absolutely nothing all day. #sarcasm #broke","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240167869218955264,"text":"@joeysulipeck Ah...maybe I missed the #sarcasm earlier?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240417242054000640,"text":"Ahh it makes me feel really special and loved when you don't text me back! >.< #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241417330918297600,"text":"@IklanBpn gol drh sy A, prnh donor, hub aja klo msh bth mumpung lg off","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241296509797277697,"text":"@willireland90 @ufc @ufc_uk told ya, really think that he will get a cheeky win, something ridiculous like 2nd rd tko ! Gonna be fireworks !","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241531756430381058,"text":"Those rocks really intimidated us\ud83d\ude31 #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240435017434673153,"text":"Free condoms and lube #yippee #alwaysfuninthemorning #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240313113252098048,"text":"Something big is gonna happen today and my horoscope just told me to go through with it. #uhoh","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240310538100420608,"text":"I love it when you put your hand in my face while you sleep :) #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240404809377796096,"text":"Oh wait, he takes the garbage out, my bad. #mrwonderful #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240160344536920065,"text":"@danniholmes_x she isnt fat guys #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241287601078812672,"text":"A Dramatic Resuscitation: A 1907 Hospital Turned Home \u2014 Home & Delicious: \n\nImagine an old fisherman's hospital ... http:\/\/t.co\/VVokfxmj","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240558509559791617,"text":"Is everyone as excited about the #GOP and #Democrat conventions as I am?!? #sarcasm #serioussarcasm #deepyawningmawofsarcaam","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241481093583343617,"text":"I love when my A\/C decides to start making high pitch screeching noises in the middle of the night. Didn't scare me at all #sarcasm #wth","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241466197097476096,"text":"Why havent any of you threatened VDV wife yet? I want to see VDV shirts burned? Wheres the fucking abuse to Rafa? #Sarcasm #Arsenal","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240380213748453376,"text":"Aquatic hues for your little #princess. The Disney Princess collection, now at 50% off. Only at the #Spaces #Sale. http:\/\/t.co\/IGGaLbXj","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240201792238014464,"text":"Found this sticker on Conner. Hilarious! #TwinklesTheClownThinksImSpecial #Hilarious #BestStickerEver http:\/\/t.co\/1RdtIyz4","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240517346530304000,"text":"@THEREALPUNK its the opposite of what King said \"judge not by the color of skin, but by content of their character\".","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241471565563318273,"text":"When I come in at 5am I don't expect to me doing my duties on top of closing shifts duties.... #thanksforthehelp #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241467037589848064,"text":"Awww :\"> Cutie pie emoticons. Hihi :D \ud83d\udc97\ud83d\udc97\ud83d\udc97","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241417356054773761,"text":"Polka dots and gold glitter specs =] \ud83d\udc85 http:\/\/t.co\/Nmy3g0C9","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528903603195906,"text":"Not enjoying being single as much now tbh","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241560767730679808,"text":"@_theillestt Aweeee I miss you too!! c:","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241360628088975361,"text":"I'm tryna see the other side that she hides with her eyes.. #MovingCool.X.Ess","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241488239230328832,"text":"Correction. THE Messiah! #sarcasm RT @thatomwosa: Wow! Mitt is a messiah #RNC2012","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328780742909953,"text":"@YoJoe_ItsMo you rock!!! I'm so out of it. I never pay attention.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241580606780211201,"text":"@_KOALA_HUG_ @Just_One_Kiss_ there is strength in numbers xx","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240355994864058368,"text":"Nippiness will get you far un life #lol #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240313113273040896,"text":"Fire alarm. One in the morning. It's raining. Imma jump the bitch that burnt her popcorn #Dumbass","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240409207143288832,"text":"Great way to start the morning by dumping makeup all over myself! #woohoo #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241446972064669696,"text":"@LegeTheFirst No worry nau. I will be back..... You won't even rmbr that I left @all","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241497286918688768,"text":"Keep connected with us online! Here's how! http:\/\/t.co\/aPbGcjcc","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240143908514959360,"text":"I'm so ready to get off and sit on my butt for the rest of the day.. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240160905252466688,"text":"I wish I smoked, maybe then I'd look as cool as you. #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251769127149568,"text":"I agree with this 100% http:\/\/t.co\/U5NpRtlb","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240251943547699200,"text":"The Apple jury foreman on how the case was decided, via Bloomberg. Fascinating, and room for debate.  http:\/\/t.co\/jG3al01o","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240150515940466688,"text":"I hate Twitter! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241522782838616065,"text":"Thanks a lot, Hotmail, for blocking me from my own account. So helpful! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240396653650141184,"text":"I'm half awake and I'm working on my hmwk. Whoo! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240508676903936000,"text":"@kmaelaceup aww thats good. Ill txt u later n we cud catch up :)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241462713258217472,"text":"But anyway, onwards and upwards. #COYS","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240401181082546176,"text":"@Bradersb12 @iAmKwesiAppiah @MrDickoDotcom @EnochNaniAndoh I only have one thing to tell all you boys for tonight.#maytheforcebewithyou","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241510796784459777,"text":"@harrie_cooper Thaanks! See you later!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240190094496104448,"text":"Good start to college #sarcasm #fuck  http:\/\/t.co\/3kADAEct","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328797549477888,"text":"The GOP is really dry-humping the minorities this year. #GOP2012 #RNC12","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241275611992182784,"text":"You're such a good friend #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241238214164230144,"text":"@FridaFrag Its party central over here in H-burg. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241401047661293569,"text":"The @RedSox have been rolling lately... That trade is looking really good right now. #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241490148079071233,"text":"Great singing in jay spearing! Promotion here we come #sarcasm #shitsigning #uglycunt #deadlineday","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241531831567138816,"text":"This boy's parents must be so proud of him right now. #sarcasm #TwentySomethings #tcot #tlot #election2012  http:\/\/t.co\/I5vLl8fc","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241351706808578048,"text":"@NorridgeMadeMe oh, lol. I was thinking it was some sort of drinking game.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240304200381247488,"text":"We now have in stock the Norman Hyde Center Stand for the Scrambler!! http:\/\/t.co\/xvqW26vq","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241462692320251904,"text":"ha, and here I thought you actually wanted to be with me. well damn...I guess \"I\" wasn't trying enough. #ohwell","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241527574491189248,"text":"Learning to delete all the files on a flash drive! Woo! #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240141030580695040,"text":"Clearly devastated I missed R.I.O at Leeds #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240427727868538880,"text":"I just love being called & woken up at 830am, after having been asleep only an hour, & screamed at by both my parents. So fun. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240460996018323457,"text":"@NatalieNews Just read that Cardinal Timothy Dolan of New York is delivering the closing prayer of the DNC.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241275506740322304,"text":"Oh this car ride with big d dalton & alexa will be just awesome.. ha #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241486935384784896,"text":"Listening to Sail by AWOLNATION #nowplaying http:\/\/t.co\/d4KH8xBo","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240351806834765824,"text":"My daily commute has increased by 125%. #FML #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240300563001114624,"text":"struggled for 45 minutes this morning to find my silver jacks & come to find out, they're 2 and half hours away.. #greaaat #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328789148282881,"text":"The last scene in Scarface is AWESOME!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240259140440702976,"text":"Agreed. Too much hype for a rook who hasn't played one snap in the regular season yet. RT @seanc283: for a rookie QB. #Sarcasm #EaglesFans","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218871452274689,"text":"#WaysToIrritateMe people who make noises when they eat","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241520745623203840,"text":"Oh Great, another shooting, Thank you #NRA for these #Guns to Protect ourselves #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241501875478880256,"text":"Udinese away looks tempting! #EuropeanAway","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241253704030896130,"text":"Well. That's a good way to end this great day. \n#sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241501871284563970,"text":"Take a peak at yesterday's post. The Only One For Me - http:\/\/t.co\/OGBpTpKF #togs #mountains","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241244131320557568,"text":"RIP Chris Lighty and prayers to his family\/friends","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240427659694313472,"text":"Planning a holiday this year? \n\nWhether you\u2019re looking for a romantic escape with your partner, a party weekend... http:\/\/t.co\/9RZ7NO2o","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240306030452543488,"text":"Can't wait  to wake up early to babysit! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241313509286219777,"text":"We taking it to the southside tonight The Palace","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240175129047486466,"text":"I dedicate this link to @francinelasala, @somesmart  & @TomKingTK - http:\/\/t.co\/Th7Lbwm3 (thanks to @BexTay )","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528903590612992,"text":"Lol at how I check the Stocks app pretty much everyday but have no idea what any of it meanss...","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241265155114168321,"text":"Darn it, I forgot to take pictures with trees today. #sarcasm #fbphotospeoplepost","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241491838513590272,"text":"Kungfu panda ciee --> RT @yayokAW: Waiki opo -_- RT Andinedam: mirip afika ? -__- RT @ThirteenArmyYK: (cont) http:\/\/t.co\/ya28WR7s","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240142253841055744,"text":"Can't wait to go to class today #Sarcasm #nobueno","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240412195324837888,"text":"@myJpuruntong and what's that good thing?? Congrats!! lols","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240182216498499584,"text":"You would piss me off before my game. #thanks #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240259175790284801,"text":"Wow! @TWCable_NYC Thanks for the option of high speed internet at $5 a month or 6 months free to save $0.30 depending on the plan. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240473753971204097,"text":"@sassyqueen_ you ditched govt! Its boring!!!! We got new groups by the way! #youllloveyours #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240169841774977024,"text":"@ewakeman1 @brandi_hawkins what are yall talking about? this class is so awesome, I get here early. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240418235118403585,"text":"When I don't feel good I can't cranky and bitchy","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241535346033168384,"text":"This! (<3) RT @HassanSanders: I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires, rather than attempting to satisfy them","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240322546275323904,"text":"Attention seeking sluts<<<unfollow","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241575431000690688,"text":"@ItsKirstyJ How's the play going :)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240374109719121921,"text":"Aw gutted she's took then big hoops out, I really thought they brought out the colour in her eyes #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240436979140005889,"text":"Already a great start to my day.. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241472813142249472,"text":"@Doweyyy @Rileyy_69 @_OllyRiley both cunts!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240382393675022336,"text":"@Timd93 #missyoualready #sarcasm #idontmeanit #goodbye #chicken","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240561841217077248,"text":"#ifunny #sarcasm #comedy #thecosbyshow #ravensimone #mynigga #humor #attitude #hilarious #funnymemes  http:\/\/t.co\/gKxAsCCk","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241261690996523008,"text":"Doctors: the only form of employment where you can never be fired for running late.... #sarcasm #waiting #lame","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241349166620631040,"text":"What a great night #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241560755143593985,"text":"I wish I were still in bed.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240570236703764480,"text":"@tinytonyz will you come to TAFE to visit me? It would make my day","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241447647049818112,"text":"@SkySportsNews Surely Juventus are not big enough for the greatest footballer the world has ever seen #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240387981658165248,"text":"Us freshies are fresher that the rest... so watch our swagger. #sarcasm #actually #big #dorks #lol #whitest #group #of #freshman #ever","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240175141655547905,"text":"Don't be a hard rock when you truely are a gem :-)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218875625611264,"text":"@NolaMar3 I just checked and it's playing right now locally.  I think I'll check it out.  \u00dc","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241248258612133888,"text":"@michellemalkin I looove how celebs show so much tolerance and love #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240425671715856386,"text":"@HeyHeyNRA How many kids gonna drown today: http:\/\/t.co\/PZXq3seZ About 10 per day! #banpools #poolcompaniesprofitfromdeath #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240553077797695488,"text":"She about to text yuh @Mamii_Kkold","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240251935167508480,"text":"Life is a nightmare","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240432671912771585,"text":"Fraction Sector 9 Skateboard Only R1880! http:\/\/t.co\/7zryGU6v","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240586388943302656,"text":"Apparently u dont want to talk to me","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241416857775661057,"text":"Why do men think humorous women can be their bestfriends? We (women) date humorous men!! #sarcasm #hopeless","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241305431069294592,"text":"@LaCashtaNostra Oh he goin'..  He got arrested two days ago for havin' a firearm on him..  Not to mention he surrenders in Sept. for Taxes..","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241517241454178304,"text":"Two tests one right after the other... #great #sarcasm \ud83d\ude13\ud83d\ude32","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241249999126659072,"text":"I've got front row seats to one of @PTXofficial show at Youtube! Hooray! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240560087360487424,"text":"Do you remember when the #Tories brought in Mary #QOS to sort out the high street.  That was a success wasnt it. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240486518374936577,"text":"Way to blame me","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240393560447414273,"text":"It's the first day of senior year and I'm riding the bus to school #winning #sarcasm #stupidschool","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240457502968397824,"text":"oh em gee!!! i've got my most favorite girls in the world in my stats class!!! agh ima die from excitement :)))) #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241480669107216384,"text":"Forgot to bring my headphones to the gym this morning, the music they play in this gym pumps me up soo much! #sarcasm #badmusic","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241241112252141569,"text":"I really like walking around with 2 diff color flops casue my mom packs mine and says their hers #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240308514579427329,"text":"Watch out everybody the padres are on a 8 game winning streak #playoffs? #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241560763511209984,"text":"Is it 1:20 yettttt.. Ready for the weekend","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240592671998095360,"text":"Miami Dolphins wide receiver Clyde Gates http:\/\/t.co\/J8w11HNJ","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240454973010358273,"text":"#picstitch weeeeee my babbbby \ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc98 http:\/\/t.co\/iOD1MpO7","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241549202692390913,"text":"Good Night everybody! Make sure to contemplate about your entire existence before you sleep ^_^ #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240167017452294145,"text":"This day just keeps getting better and better... #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240169793553039360,"text":"Best day ever #sarcasm. But let's make the best of the rest of it!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241236992598372352,"text":"@Erogor Thanks so much Nick! Really appreciate the support!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240517333947383808,"text":"@cwillardsmoot about Doctrines on Racism, can i be given data about these facts? #CULT","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241296513987403776,"text":"@MissyPhillis I freaking love you lmao","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240331115859148800,"text":"That's cool I really needed to know that! I'm serious thank you for telling me!! \ud83d\ude0f #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241263889612955648,"text":"I'm a very approachable a lovable person #sarcasm but for the love of your personal deity or lack there of dont talk to me while I'm peeing","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241464961132552192,"text":"Your not going to believe this but were on Facebook - check us out\n\nhttp:\/\/t.co\/exgZ4HKT\n\n#Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240486501597728768,"text":"@barbarindian I find it funny rather than offensive.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240364760854585344,"text":"Injections are fun. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240406660483522561,"text":"This weather is lovely I want to go to band camp so badly right now #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240299969372901376,"text":"Please keep ignoring me for all of senior year. It's not like we're friends with the exact same people. #sarcasm #thingsimiss #you","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240251943530921985,"text":"My hair was long af ! http:\/\/t.co\/8Mddew9N","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240201783836803072,"text":"O2 Foam Party Raaaave!!! POW","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241401698717933568,"text":"shout out to the #CrackHouse","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240268578153197569,"text":"This week long hotel stay might not be so bad","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240304196157583360,"text":"War is never the answer. Unless the question is \"What's never the answer?\" #OneLove","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240390367747375104,"text":"@Milanello @bendtnerb52 yeah that's why we haven't sold many season tickets! #Bendtnerthegreatwhitehope #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241501875504021504,"text":"Fri 7 Sept: \"Hasta la vista\" - story of young men determined to enjoy life, who won't let their disabilities stop them! http:\/\/t.co\/w9EUhGz9","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241417330884767744,"text":"all we wanted was a opportunity. JUST BLAZE, Lord Knows !","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240557933556015104,"text":"Finding that out made me SO happy #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241460467783061506,"text":"All this AND the Europa League draw today! Ahhh yeahhh!! #Sarcasm #Couldn'tCareLess #ShitTournament","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240544584340492288,"text":"\"i'm a cupcake\" - that was a harder to watch than the episode RT @danielpetersdop: #breakingbad CONTAINS SPOILERS!!! http:\/\/t.co\/e82k3Ybp","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241555165184946176,"text":"Please call your skinny self fat one more time. #sarcasm #youdontknowwhatfatis","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240368733921619968,"text":"The difference between when a guy does something wrong and when a girl does something wrong... http:\/\/t.co\/Jq4EFvB3","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241386427282235392,"text":"Yelling at computer to record my Japanese homework #fuckthethinkpad #iusemac I quit Japanese for a reason @ebuchardt http:\/\/t.co\/lmgWfHRA","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241441089897254912,"text":"We need Mitt Romney running the UK. Magically going to cut taxes, cut deficit, create jobs, sort out energy and health. Amazing #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240536610960179200,"text":"Technology KKR to invest $1.27 billion in Japan's Renesas: Nikkei (Reuters): Share With F... http:\/\/t.co\/GS7P2CZS : http:\/\/t.co\/sq3wC6U9","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240368859650093056,"text":"On the menu Today, a visit to @johnlewisretail to express my gratitude  #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241409596621746176,"text":"@teewala2013 #overrated everything is #overrated","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240493560611348482,"text":"What's the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241305435242631168,"text":"So stressed and upset when I don't need to be","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241448385117306880,"text":"what to do todaaaaay?.... school work #woooo #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241409584013643776,"text":"\u201c@mylifeaslizzyy Dang boy it smells -.-\u201dlmao","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241501289140346880,"text":"Get to work on my last day in Appleton!!!!! #YeaahhhBuddyyy #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240338908221685760,"text":"Williams-producers shut in more gas to Transco line due Isaac: NEW YORK Aug 27 (Reuters) - Williams Cos Inc on M... http:\/\/t.co\/1XkkvJM8","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240295497200443392,"text":"@AimeeisBlack yeah same here","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240314662737018880,"text":"I just love it when people don\u2019t text me back. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240300114319659008,"text":"Worst decision I've ever made! #myparentsarerealwinners #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240424277663428608,"text":"Morning classes are my favesiessssss #sarcasm #voiceanddiction Good thing there's a French kid in my class to entertain me...","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240392460726067200,"text":"\u201c@HuffingtonPost: Abstinence-only sex ed dominates in state with highest teen pregnancy http:\/\/t.co\/nadIlUMq\u201d WOAH SHOCKER!!! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241287596901294080,"text":"Swimming with Mikey :)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241484932625625090,"text":"Milton Keynes continue their trend of signing old, injury prone englishmen by nabbing Owen Hargraves #bbcfootball #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240401151701446657,"text":"Feel like I'm going to pass out in the gym today, #lightheaded #horribleweekend","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240493543842521088,"text":"Sega Genesis > everything","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241432694653845504,"text":"To Trinidadians & Tobagonians at home and around the world, we join you in wishing a happy golden anniversary to... http:\/\/t.co\/NwsLMjQS","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240493560615550976,"text":"@thomasmsengana Oh madoda! I miss his attacking style of play, exciting batsmen he was!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240210948428795904,"text":"@WestHamFamily If we Was to get caroll. Do you think he'll be accepted due to the way his swerved us holding out for newC ??","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251781731028992,"text":"Have you entered OtterBox's Gameday Dance Contest? Hurry and get entered to win a Broncos' VIP package! http:\/\/t.co\/gmMDCa6n","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241261631131234304,"text":"Almost got ran over today while crossing the street with the walk sign. I love people. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240586393125019648,"text":"How to Be an Effective Single Father http:\/\/t.co\/7Hlazzfq","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240427659727888384,"text":"When she dishes up two plates and pretending the other one isn't herz 0_o..blacks around food!..lol #theBabyShower#","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240398003221958656,"text":"And I'm back to the real world of working a crapy job by day and being a musician by night. #livingthedream #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240307515118735360,"text":"@Lizaburt haha yeah i was totally going to cool you off....#sarcasm =p","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240143357186285568,"text":"@Selldwellertse I dunno yet, trying to get a rough idea of numbers before we book stuff but so far you're the only one that's replied :\/","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240295513952501760,"text":"Who was a cute kid? This girl \u263a\u2764  http:\/\/t.co\/x0bZvXEj","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241480333592231936,"text":"Ever think about something so much it makes you stomach sick? No? Oh it's just me.. #gunnabeagoodday #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240144208311242752,"text":"@ccpowell12 wow you followed me #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240438765989015552,"text":"Have you ever been so cool that the only way you know how to park your car is by backing it into a parking spot? #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240365343850250240,"text":"@Alecoalec #sarcasm at least your tried","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240490157868998656,"text":"Oh man, super fun night last night.. #WoahPrettyCrazy #Sarcasm @MalloryWinger @CaseyJLow @TPowmow","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240183396024852481,"text":"Whatta crazy ass last night! End of summer is gonna go out with a bang!! \ud83d\udd2b\ud83c\udf7a\ud83c\udf7b","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268760256847872,"text":"#wikileaks UK: No Solution in Sight to Assange Standoff: Britain says no solution in sight to standoff with Ecua... http:\/\/t.co\/hZ1BrBof","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240401176871440384,"text":"woman in Lidl who is just like bobby from towie haha","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240449092612927488,"text":"Antena 3 Are these claims the most reliable?? http:\/\/t.co\/xuRE2HXc","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241558161528606721,"text":"can't wait to listen to a presentation about the history of Culver Stockton #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268780557295616,"text":"Only \u00a372 for one Monday night next month in a London @travelodgeuk\n#bargain #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240251951923724289,"text":"i hate talkin when i wake up , just dnt say shit to me for an hour or two then i'll be good lol .","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240375369784496128,"text":"LOL!! RT @Thabet_UAE: After sports, hash-tagging possibly best form of stress\/frustration release. #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241510796759289857,"text":"jgh!! super haggard ng face ko -.- pagod kase ako ehh.. pero masaya http:\/\/t.co\/MbtnWJ6B","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240143361388990464,"text":"am soo not talking to u again! Dnt call me!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241269006915493889,"text":"Guess I'll study Art Appreciation some more & write my Ethics papers! Oh how fun! #sarcasm\u00a0","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240427655504220160,"text":"@kstate_pres IMHO it's better than the louvre. Better layout, more of the stuff I love. So glad you're getting to take it in!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240394054641270784,"text":"@ElenaDeLuca at least its nice outside #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241313505100316672,"text":"@warriors @stephencurry30  tall cause then I can develop my shot","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240508664316841984,"text":"@sydney_hedrick I texted anyway","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240361870656147457,"text":"@RHood0705 haha I'm at city quay just now, away to that physio! Tbh you are more built than Pirie mate #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240473079820742656,"text":"#10ThigsIMustDoBeforeIDie Go to dubai 10","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241344408736395264,"text":"@gibby_mess I'll stop watching if she doesn't...","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240428857654657024,"text":"There's nothing like a fuel spill to make my morning commute even better. #sarcasm#fml","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241249063696220160,"text":"Ahh don't you just love when Microsoft tells you that you're spelling your own name wrong #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241531740747866113,"text":"Great to see #AFC as busy as ever in the transfer window #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240544584302731265,"text":"Ring Alarm Clock with Vibrating System: The alarm clock \u201cRing\u201d is specially designed by Fandimeng designers\u00a0for ... http:\/\/t.co\/goQxkLUq","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241244127130423296,"text":"Costa with mum a few weeks agoo\n http:\/\/t.co\/Kvh6fqF1","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240383598555963392,"text":"Please enough of this I am Jesus BC... Just take a chill pill on it.. Smh..","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241549014506545153,"text":"Furlough day 1 of 8. Shutout to our legislation that have put public education on the back burner NTM taking money out of my pocket #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241400983253573632,"text":"Yay..... School shopping tomorrow... That means school! YES! I'm jitty jacked off life! #sarcasm.... Wow @GabbyHagen is rubbing off on me!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240462292913881091,"text":"absolutely LOVE coming back to work - to a day of nothing but mtgs #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240141589018714112,"text":"@Annamachayat @detikcom @TrioMacan2000 reporternye blon pernah baca kultwit macan! Boong nih datanye! Blon tercerahkan! Wakakak!  #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241395987988508673,"text":"Fun in the emergency room. #sarcasm get me out of here.","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240401164305330176,"text":"The Closer the Better http:\/\/t.co\/lcb1G0ux","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240143357207265280,"text":"wordsmadetomeasure: Give a little time to me,\nWe\u2019ll burn this out\nWe\u2019ll play hide and seek\nTo turn this aroun\u2026 http:\/\/t.co\/F3i59EXs","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241330417125433348,"text":"@jasonjwilde He is not 10 for 10? Cut him right now! What about McNabb? Young? McCoy? #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241437999311777793,"text":"@MulaOverChula thats how funny they were -___- #sarcasm my friend lol","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268764472119296,"text":"I Smoked A Lot Of Sky,I Drank A Lot Of Rain...: I've done a bit trawling and managed to come up with another Han... http:\/\/t.co\/FzLXG1pR","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241238127610589184,"text":"Wow I did a great job painting my nails #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240508685279969280,"text":"#43 perfection doesn't come accidentally same way excellency in life comes wen v give our best, may Allah giv strength to Jihad against Nafs","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241510674793127936,"text":"Romney has the support of a straight, rich, angry old white man. What a stretch! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240417133048238080,"text":"Nothing like waking up at 7 for a good ol' Doctors Appointment. #sarcasm #shootme","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268756087709696,"text":"Realizing that you only shaved one leg #superattractive","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241462721671995393,"text":"@_katielovesJLS its in the playroom","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240368712945893376,"text":"The Internet \u2013 Entertainment or a Weapon -  http:\/\/t.co\/mVjfg1Ke","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241337062924615681,"text":"hockey gear smells the greatest on a hot day #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241529938749042688,"text":"i can't breathe out of my nose and my phone won't turn on. today is gonna be such a good day! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240401524688293889,"text":"Getting a plastic fish thrown at me by a one and a half year old is a great experience #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241369457111474176,"text":"Sooo glad I don't have classes for the next 11 days and off for the next 7 days! Oooh this will be FUN! \ud83d\ude03\ud83c\udf7a\ud83c\udf78\ud83d\udc8a\ud83d\udc83","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251790111260672,"text":"Sister, Sister is on #thatshitsmyshit","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240299566002475009,"text":"Drama on the first day of school!! #awesome!! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241348320382029824,"text":"@AnnCoulter That Organization is so NOT watched any more that no one noticed you spelled MSNBC wrong; LMAO #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240596153287184385,"text":"@bricktotaldrama why am I forbidden to follow you?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241336594752237568,"text":"S\/o to bro @babylesLSJ a cool chill nigga, everybody go and follow him","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241467025023725569,"text":"does anybody know how to say baagee in sign language ? since we can't say it at them we can just motion it at them.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240500439286706176,"text":"A chilled night is on the cards I think.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241327880821411840,"text":"Oh how i love being a klutz #sarcasm:\/ #volleyball","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240249105065058305,"text":"well your new relationship is really quite a shock to me #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241495028814475264,"text":"Dad just said he reckons I should audition for xfactor #sarcasm #sosupportive","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328797520113665,"text":"It's like the freaking Euro cup.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240383611122098176,"text":"Great minds discuss ideas, small minds discuss other people","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240379152639881216,"text":"@crosbaaayxoxox she's me dream woman :') #sarcasm.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240313104863481856,"text":"Damn. Con law didn't put me to sleep. Probably a good thing since it's what I'm going to study for the rest of my life. #geek","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241521010187313153,"text":"@maddyk916 @GarretNovak18 pffffft Ya right and I'm related to Jesus #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240394051550081024,"text":"@Jack32X I thought you were black for months! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241277077574262784,"text":"Tryna braid my own hair <<<< Hardest thing ever!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241486914392322048,"text":"@SunkissedSexii follow back?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241575422607904768,"text":"@LHSSuperFans called it","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241513790624133120,"text":"Only 4 classes  on my Fridays! Yay! #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241529156695912448,"text":"Yes!!!! Bsb back together!!! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241243050133819394,"text":"Spending 35 minutes on the bus is the perfect way to end 7 and a half hours of school #sarcasm #morebusesneeded","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241549313224871937,"text":"@akinnall hmm... I guess so? I was really sober when I tweeted that #sarcasm \ud83d\ude04\ud83c\udf7b","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241260363285422081,"text":"Have almost never not been body checked by security at the airport","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241248726721654784,"text":"My level of annoyance is at an all time high right now. Thanks to this wonderful @Starbucks experience. #sarcasm #wah","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240151301818839040,"text":"yay for awkward 2 hour breaks between classes #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240432667718451200,"text":"Almost ran into a principal because I was tweeting.. Thanks guys (yes I'm blaming you all)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241516748510228480,"text":"Sexbeat said we sound like \"The soundtrack to a dark 80s sci-fi movie\"  http:\/\/t.co\/UuT6iBWP #VAKKULA","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240355727112286208,"text":"The bad news: poverty will return to Europe according to Unilever. Good news: they plan to adapt. http:\/\/t.co\/THHF7jYR #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241240426588295170,"text":"I'm so excited about seeing Richard Wright play. #sarcasm.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241396992226508800,"text":"@iamwill Wow never would have thought you'd stoop to tweeting your enemy #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241588429157195778,"text":"When your girlfriend gets angry, tell her to #chillbythefire","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240387420594507776,"text":"I just love waking up being yelled at what a lovely morning #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240447103334227968,"text":"I look really pretty today everyone's trying to date me #sarcasm #bye","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240455126815498240,"text":"Let the acting being #yay #sarcasm #timetojudge","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240443560300793856,"text":"@wossy Don't knock your hips, we think you've got delicious hips Wossy!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241240882643361792,"text":"what a lovely dream. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241486914396495872,"text":"Nope he Stayin home with me all day","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241432728199913472,"text":"The question is..... \n\nCan you drop me?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241450179214073857,"text":"@JamesNursey great #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240577966785044481,"text":"@samantha_reeder I know but I just noticed it haha","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241287596897103872,"text":"@Team_Gerrie the last cool class was 2009...","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240332552416669696,"text":"Hittin they hay. Classes start in the morning. #joy.... #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241432973419884544,"text":"Love the possibility of weekend work. Its what gets me up on a Friday morning!! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240244207858618368,"text":"My god the golf course is packeddddd right now #sarcasm #deadasadoornail","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241488777242083328,"text":"Would you like a medal for that? Here you go. We are all so proud of you #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240577975165284352,"text":"@Jessica_Kate10 why not? #watchonankle","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240243030655913984,"text":"I don't get the logic for exemption from unfair dismissal laws. If system needs reform, make the case. Otherwise, unfair is unfair.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241556374247583744,"text":"@CMPunk cause blood is fake depending on who your opponent is... #sarcasm #cmpunklogic","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241397004197060608,"text":"Being allergic to my own house is one of the greatest things ever. #sarcasm #superannoyed","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241467037585657856,"text":"Sponsume thanks for following me on Twitter!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240357434466660352,"text":"Don't care about what other people think of you. There will always be those people who want to see you fail because they can't succed. .","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241588416553304064,"text":"@antispoonsquad deaal :D thank you boo wxx","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328789148270592,"text":"@dashw3ll lmao omg yeah!!!! #classic","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240357447066337280,"text":"Checking out and ready to go home! Need to get some work done!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240418226721406978,"text":"awe well thats life, have a great day today everyone c:","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241522456861478912,"text":"Just love it when my guys clean their desks and put all that paper in their out boxes for me to deal with. #sarcasm #blessed #jobsecurity","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241394232869408768,"text":"Fukk it, I'm Popping these Pills like they Skittles!! I can't Deal with the Migraine, Back Pains, Nausea, Hot Flashes etc ALL AT ONCE","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240432655110389760,"text":"dont have to say a wooooord!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240592667828944896,"text":"Once you had the best boy you can't do better ; baby I'm the best so you can't do better","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240477837344256001,"text":"Bromance is the key #deepthought #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241497278538461186,"text":"\"I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God's business.\" - Michael J. Fox","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241494131543777280,"text":"Physical therapy again. Woohoo #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241405834968592384,"text":"@MSMasoet hahahahahaha yes Sa'eed, cos you're the only person I ever think about #sarcasm #youfunny","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241244127126233089,"text":"@IAm_MilesLong they don't listen...seriously","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241260367462936577,"text":"Siick! I got paid $80.69 so far by doing surveys! Can't wait for more! LOOK > http:\/\/t.co\/9cMyNcMN","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240184904015572992,"text":"I love when nobody answers me. #OHYES #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241550858502930432,"text":"What a fantastic feeling... #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241448648901287936,"text":"@lalafashionista unless its LFC, cos there such a big club #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268747678146560,"text":"Going to bed, hopefully when I wake up, juju will be ahead of those faggots and the voting will stop being messed with. :) nightttt.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241487819615399937,"text":"@TheBlondeRaven Oh yes, I live for them, seriously! It's so nice when you get called fat on a daily basis, isn't it? #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241255984209735681,"text":"Bush couldn't make it to the GOP convention because he's too busy trying to blow up the levees in New Orleans again. #tcot #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241453457897304064,"text":"@carlwebber whatever plans you have scrap them. There's nowhere I'd rather be #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240306007262261249,"text":"Yaay for going into to gr 12 but looking like a niner #sarcasm #ShortGirlProblems","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240457738507939840,"text":"I like going to chem and learning about NASA.. #sarcasm?","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528903603216384,"text":"16 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me \/\/ automatically checked by http:\/\/t.co\/EjcOfHCn","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241452494985764864,"text":"@brisbanebroncos I think so. I don't remember him being very good though. #sarcasm #clearly #lol","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240418230932500480,"text":"tugas oh tugas","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241548386115928064,"text":"Evaluasi terakhir selesai tinggal bertanding di PON (\u0482'\u0300\u2323'\u0301)9 semangaaat !!!!!!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241472804770435072,"text":"@blairmorgan_94 @jayyjayyy_ mostly aimed at jade ;) x","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240201788043714560,"text":"My ex boyfriend heard of At Sunset through his cousin. Lol. What a coincidence seeing as not many people in the UK have heard of them...","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241268764459556864,"text":"Cup of tea, cuddles with Henry and Dear John:(","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240438997535559680,"text":"I love the fact that my mom woke me up. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241462688100790272,"text":"I don't even understand why I cringe at everything","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241329970163613697,"text":"So.. what's this new thing in school EVERYONE'S talking about #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241512356981645312,"text":"I love waking up to shit like that. #sarcasm Today is already not starting off good. #hurt","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241541420282945536,"text":"Great time to get sick #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240443572904656896,"text":"Late nights early mornings","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241443713170157568,"text":"@N_Jarvis Awww really?! And there's me thinking it could happen... #sarcasm Lol!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240477925915365376,"text":"I love having my umbrella break while walking in the pouring rain across campus! #BestFeelingEver #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218867257995265,"text":"Draw and Fade Golf Shots Cavity or Blade - http:\/\/t.co\/QuSC6Yj4","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241394220286484480,"text":"well, shit, at least you tried.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241537045942644736,"text":"My favorite part of the day: When I hear that LOUD sigh and watch the headphones go on. #Sarcasm #HappyFriday #Shhh","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241497282745348098,"text":"Good morning @LetsBeREAL_B have a nice day","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240176218727669763,"text":"Yep that rapping guy TOTALLY makes me want to go to your school.... #sarcasm #icdccollege","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241531124923383808,"text":"@TraceHewson @Thehun222 Wow you guys are such great friends... #sarcasm -_-","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241452220455985152,"text":"today is gonna be fun! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240395943940341761,"text":"Worst headache of my entire life.. Can barely even stand up or open my eyes... #awesome #cantwaittogettoschool #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240454968816041984,"text":"Miss some of the show? You can find plenty of videos on our http:\/\/t.co\/CiqPBnmV page: http:\/\/t.co\/a2ryTRNR #NFLAM","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240456736266387456,"text":"Bummeerrrr I forgot to wear my Dr. Dre beat headphones to class today..... #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241336441169403904,"text":"Yep, you're right. #sarcasm #ihatepeople","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240418230919913472,"text":"With my don @naiizycrazy xxxx I love her too mucchhhh xxx","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241417339306926080,"text":"How do you say bistro in foreign? @MattySchmack","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241277064974565376,"text":"@exaggerated welcome!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251777511555072,"text":"I favorited a @YouTube video http:\/\/t.co\/nrWkeuiP Hollywood Undead - Christmas In Hollywood (W \/ Lyrics)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241313500922793985,"text":"@OchoSingkhek I didnt need help.after all ;) well some what #kennings.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241477327249354752,"text":"I miss Vrinda nd Florence #Sarcasm 3:)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240553558381043714,"text":"What a great way to start the school year, though! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240159345898315777,"text":"Drinking a Marks & Spencer Belgian Wheat Beer by @Deliriumbrewery \u2014 http:\/\/t.co\/IIYHqPzY","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240455283686649856,"text":"first day of classes... #LetTheFunBegin #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241432723980431361,"text":"Saw COMMON tonight in SLC was a good time! http:\/\/t.co\/XH0kPMeW","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241446988837707776,"text":"@mcleanlaurel05 project c sounds okay too hahah","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240592676217556993,"text":"I wonder how my day would go if i chilled with jamel and the fam","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241473465708863489,"text":"Ulster bank provide generous \u20ac25 incident credit to all those out of pocket for weeks! #sham #UlsterBank #Sarcasm\u00a0","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240177043344605184,"text":"this day just keeps gettin better n better #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241475767647739905,"text":"@XNicoleJay Get booted. sorry, i should have hash-tagged #sarcasm or #missplacedanger in that last tweet. or #fuckmfc","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240404987967057920,"text":"Oh how I love work...#sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241560767692931073,"text":"Bull Was Really Bms This Morningg","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241351706821136386,"text":"@MELLO_9_ ayyy we gotta get one of those tomorroww!! Ha ruthless out there!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240577966780854273,"text":"I should teach @sabishiimiruku my omurice recipe~ :3","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240395074159132672,"text":"Manga cartoonist permits anyone to use his work, royalty-free http:\/\/t.co\/0gVjuQMF","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241313505087725568,"text":"Ice cram and an English sunset. Gotta try that soon.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241352356439146496,"text":"Being the \"third wheel\" is so much fun \n\n-no one\n#sarcasm #swog","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240189767633993728,"text":"please, be a little more subtle with your tweets. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240559068870234113,"text":"\u201c@EllaTheCouch: @THE_RGC omg so excited #sarcasm\u201d shss cake woman!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240403836035010560,"text":"Six hours of sleep is perfect................ #not #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240493543817359360,"text":"#VoteOneDirection fuck all you that r not tweeting this (:","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241405026835259393,"text":"Get the fxck out lol \"@Silencerr: SOOOWOOOOOOOO RT @JayJayLeChopz I like them cyber-thugs! Lol they meannn!#Sarcasm\"","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240304179405520896,"text":"\u201c@Drakee_YMCMB: Someday you'll be everything to someone, just be patient.\u201d","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240416588103286784,"text":"6 a.m. lifting right to 8 a.m. classes... gotta love college #Sarcasm #Exhausted","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240218867245400064,"text":"@HowardHambleton proud!!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240175133258563584,"text":"#10TurnOns tattoos all over :)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240241760561946624,"text":"@NicoleDukeNow @rossschnell Dont worry...you wouldn't like it. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241243061827543041,"text":"\"@dfox211: 27 kids on the fordham team ; why cut kids when u cann have them all. #sarcasm\"","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240250143826382848,"text":"I just love hanging out with married women... #sarcasm #oneofthegals","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241432715600203777,"text":"@Hossy93 \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7omg what for?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240461579240501248,"text":"Man sleeping in is such a chore #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241243068416790528,"text":"Had a math quiz of the third day of school... #sick #sarcasm probably failed-.-","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240403393720512512,"text":"Man I love being up early #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240234876903776257,"text":"@MrScottyMac deal. Let me know.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240444698743959552,"text":"Yay for Toms tans ! #sarcasm #thisisnotcute","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240577979376365569,"text":"via the D3 forums: the crab reference made me LOL. http:\/\/t.co\/0mWR8j2o","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240384097145475072,"text":"Love my family #sarcasm #youcanalldie","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241321646256959489,"text":"Daaaaamn, in Pasadena its raining SO FUCKING hard! Some crazy shit","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240401181086728192,"text":"And I know it's never simple, never easy #breathe","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251769152327680,"text":"I hate this teacher already","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241239516713738240,"text":"#RIPJerseyshore how u will be missed ha #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240251943547727872,"text":"@lamontmorrow lol nah I got 12 son , just hmu when you ready to lose","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240460996022521856,"text":"@sardesairajdeep @sagarikaghose @rahulkanwal @BDUTT http:\/\/t.co\/4uED0XOr Watch This.. And if u have some shame left show this on ur channel","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240553077801906179,"text":"Ima real nigga,and bitches like real so you is what it ain't and it is what it is - @2chainz","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240317821119238144,"text":"I love being able to not fall asleep. #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240295505563893760,"text":"What a warm welcome home :) http:\/\/t.co\/HJPTqkCP","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240336404192833539,"text":"I should sleep , I have an early class tomorrow. Fan-tastic! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240159158899470336,"text":"@luzzypuzzy30 You use your twitter so much you need to calm down #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240488134280896513,"text":"@ktlaudy what, Ant Farm doesn't do it for you?? #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241488346692612096,"text":"Wet, foggy, and dark, sounds like a good combination of driving weather #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241538565534801920,"text":"@j_bing21 ohh sounds exciting!! #sarcasm :P but thanks 4 letting me know :Di thought it was either something to do with a bank or football:D","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240565005412601856,"text":"Really savoring my last week at Kroger #sarcasm #getmeoutofhere","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241394220282294273,"text":"Next summer no shirt mad tattoos !!! #gymwork","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240486510003093504,"text":"Ahahah ngelamun *fly RT @ReviAryaSandhy: *toss sambil ngedipin mata* ahahah RT @Essa_Anggra: Ih retweet2 diee :p RT @ReviAryaSandhy","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240433284117569536,"text":"Going from one babysitting job to another babysitting job, then another babysitting job today. This will be fun. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241567923175555073,"text":"Hello september! be good to me okay? :)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240561235689607169,"text":"okay I'll talk to him later time to get in the shower :) so proud that he did it \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240330502865838081,"text":"\u201c@JSundby2: \u201c@OnlyMarkasDahl: I could watch #fridaynightlights all day everyday...\u201dTim Riggins\u201d the greatest human being alive","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241432711414288384,"text":"@Leehughes112Lee @darne86  watch Owen sign for Liverpool, 1 year contract!!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240443564511854592,"text":"You're my bestfriend !!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241486060138405890,"text":"Yes de Jong out, Richard wright in, today's going to be a great deadline day at #mcfc #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241394818692026368,"text":"I love getting yelled at. It's the best feeling. Guess children do everything wrong #Whoops #OurFault #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241401698747285504,"text":"That boba was great though","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241263153541967872,"text":"@thinkbanned You would have loved one of the stories I just critiqued for the writer's group I go to. #Sarcasm #ButWeAreLearning.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240577966768271360,"text":"I'm really happy thinking about this\n~*~","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240406306199064576,"text":"these will make me rich here...lol RT @MissD5: Hahahhaha my colleague is taking retard pills :p #sarcasm http:\/\/t.co\/06PhwN1P","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240388954677985280,"text":"Unexpected romantic conflict might surface today and have impa... More for Sagittarius http:\/\/t.co\/s8QIAyRT","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241446997222109184,"text":"@victoria_chain @my7truth \u0442\u0435\u0431\u0435 \u043a\u0442\u043e \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0433: \u044f \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u043c\u0435\u0434\u0432\u0435\u0434\u044c? \u0435\u0449\u0451 \u0432 \u0432\u0435\u0431 \u0438 \u0430\u0439\u043e\u0441 \u0432\u0435\u0440\u0441\u0438\u0438 \u043b\u0438\u043d\u0435\u0435\u0447\u043a\u0438 \u043d\u0435\u0442 (\u0438\u043b\u0438 \u043c\u043d\u0435 \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043e \u0433\u043b\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043c)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241418940893515776,"text":"Joker is one of the best villains ever and now Shirish Kunder are out to make him proud, by inflicting mental torture on us #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241236980040626176,"text":"#Mariners fan check-in on Yahoo! Sportacular (#Mariners #Twins) #ys","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241241821039185920,"text":"Waheeeey, Ian's took his hat off and had a haircut. Woo, round of applause for Ian Beale.. #sarcasm #Eastenders","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240493548041023488,"text":"@elly_rae just push it, push it real good.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241265533671063552,"text":"Jimmy Rollins doesn't run out a ball and http:\/\/t.co\/hVTVu7UW commenters want to immediately put him on waivers. #seemslogical #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240508676887175169,"text":"Oh.dats nice Drogba visited Cobhams today ama read his inteRview lateR on the website #DD11 #Legend #CFC","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241560755147767808,"text":"@P3Droid when I was a 20 year old minister I wondered y there was so much animosity towards the church. Now that I am 40 I know y. So sad.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241378013508419584,"text":"\"@girlmsgs: I fall too fast, crash too hard, forgive too easily, and care too much.\"","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241276317763518464,"text":"Washing clothes fun fun! #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241560759325323264,"text":"Think I need to paint my nails TARDIS blue again.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240550273171480576,"text":"@chevyguy_10 tell us how you really feel #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240255403219353600,"text":"Nice 2 see @Rimmer21  @matyice16 #not #sarcasm Thought you were coming today? Going to miss you guys! Thanks for everything @Hyperfithockey","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241247039478972416,"text":"An analysis of my Sent Mail suggests that I am at my best when dealing in 45 second units of work #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241535346033172480,"text":"Hamburg have confirmed that Rafael van der Vaart has rejoined the club from Tottenham Hotspur #transferdaedline #YNWA","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240295513969262592,"text":"Saints day tomorrow! Then my birthday! :)","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240362677359230976,"text":"\"@bournemouthrfc: Please RT The Synergy of Success, build a business relationship with @bournemouthrfc http:\/\/t.co\/8YlxcjQD\" @RussellRJH","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240435125832269824,"text":"Oh how I just love being the only girl in the class!! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240464467278843904,"text":"Wow...the first day I've ever been to UT and G10 lot was full. What a pain I the ass to find parking... #greatdaysofar #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241510797933682689,"text":"@DerryTheRisk  because no-one wants to be on the phone to you;) #sarcasm  only joking derry! love you loads!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241535346024800256,"text":"Just finished season 5 of Dexter. Let's start season 6! #showtime #favoriteshow I'm glad I found that website?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328789160865792,"text":"\"in Madagascar its legal to marry 5 people ....pack your bags Janoskians, we're moving\"- #LMAO","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240552112625434624,"text":"Waiting at the dot.... What fun!! #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240415484762263552,"text":"Today is going so well... #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240577979355373570,"text":"@lykkelyss who","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241450745130532864,"text":"My first head cold in I don't remember how long. Which is awesome timing as I have so much energy to spare! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240346021790638080,"text":"Couture Conundrums: Where to Eat, Stay, and Shop in Paris http:\/\/t.co\/rsxZxhnU via @VanityFair","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240500447666917376,"text":"@JonZelie Good call. I start classes Sept. 10th, and then it's broken down into quarters for about a year and a half. Should be interesting.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240183370854825986,"text":"physical therapy......ughh","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240426491152846848,"text":"I love it when the bus smells like cat piss and dirty laundry! #sarcasm #winnipegtransit #Winnipeg","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241420586256056320,"text":"@tema is always full of life. #sarcasm.   @ McDonald\u2019s http:\/\/t.co\/pusuhOBO","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240357413516099584,"text":"Drew dreams of \"Jiro Dreams Of Sushi.\" Exquisite.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240465764941979648,"text":"Why would you rob the SALVATION ARMY?","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241440085004926976,"text":"It's august. Why the hell is it so cold???","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241477662961446912,"text":"It's nice to wake up to my mom cursing at my sister at 530 in the morning. Just freaking marvelous.  #sarcasm #stfu","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240193206522888192,"text":"Waiting on class to start, thinking how this is going to be one hell of a semester \ud83d\ude14","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240427651301527552,"text":"Circumstances grow more intense as you are pulled in multiple ... More for Gemini http:\/\/t.co\/M3xf4PQB","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241241073723244544,"text":"@WatchtheGroan and I are having a great time in psychology #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240547518151278594,"text":"exactly 1 week until I'm reunited with school, yay #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240286403945185280,"text":"What goes on in my mind is contagious.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528225967255552,"text":"Why didn't we spend \u00a38m on Jordan Rhodes ffs #ArsenaI #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241265570228613120,"text":"Everyone is in such a good mood today. #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240473067242004480,"text":"@alinasobti fit  tha n ur....","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240362677338247169,"text":"@AN21Gentile LOL! Wii and no he's a CDM","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241405050210103296,"text":"I love reading about people who got sexually mutilated... #not #sarcasm #APUSH","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240333632504467456,"text":"@davis_r @mcervantez09 If you claim to be a Christian and do not judge, the truth is not in you and you make Him a liar.  :) #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240328969637986304,"text":"My train got cancelled.. Good way to start the day! -.- #sarcasm #V\u00e4sttrafik","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241467029197045761,"text":"#Lawwwddd oomf got me rolling early in the morning tho .\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240455426670473217,"text":"@jonathanJchen you'll have so much fun with bayda first period #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241360628097372160,"text":"Hottest guy i ever saw was empty as can be so i punched him in the chin! Take that bitch boy! \ud83d\udcaa\ud83d\ude16","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528891003518976,"text":"9.5 out of 10 youth in the U.S. use the internet. How are they learning through digital media? #infographic http:\/\/t.co\/7pihPmfe","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240461573007740930,"text":"wake up to do it all over again. #fuckyeah! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241277085979668480,"text":"\u201c@TUCK_19: It's boring up here, I'm going crazy \ud83d\ude16\u201du bout to come home tho","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240172770162528257,"text":"There's no gun problem in this country #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241546805605703680,"text":"\u201c@JoelRahn: If I had no muscle tone I'd wear a tank to the bar #Sarcasm\u201d.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241452063928770560,"text":"Impressed with Stockholm airport.  Took my much too heavy first bag (no extra cost) & my bike box (no extra cost). See if it gets to Ireland","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240412203688263680,"text":"If someone seems erratic to you today, remember that you're th... More for Libra http:\/\/t.co\/Lld7ULPH","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241369457111486464,"text":"@papeAtti good luck with school and have fun as well love ya","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241539898543333376,"text":"So glad Smithson turned into a bitch.... #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240577979355385857,"text":"Same lol \"@SmoothTwiminal:\nI want to lose my butt so bad :(\"","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241378017673363456,"text":"bedtime, class then home to see my boyyyy :) #yipeeee","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241549964025659392,"text":"@bigclam69 You guys want to know who I drafted on my fantasy team? #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240432655110389761,"text":"Man its sooo hot down here..","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241531294964666368,"text":"@USAGOLD  Open ended #QE? So basically Weimar Republic style monetary policy. Good plan! #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240536610951819266,"text":"@ruthiebabes13 I would if I lived closer!! I need some encouragement myself!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241328137726750722,"text":"@awexler I never doubted the posey pick for a second #sarcasm #awesome","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241501466102226944,"text":"I love waking up at 7 on a day off #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241250053694578689,"text":"Let's just all act like we live in a perfect world and do nothing. That should break the ground of progress. #Sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240309225610424321,"text":"its not being lazy its the rush I get packing for college #sarcasm #stress","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240493543846723584,"text":"Will do, I promise RT @ainakhairii: I want to be with someone who\u2019s willing to prove that he's not going to run away when things get rough.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240465764941975553,"text":"Hoes all on my bandwagon.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240295518146805760,"text":"I heard she gotta pretty face & stand up like a stallion !","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240438451638501376,"text":"@bintSaquib @bintsiddique oh your up north that's why, well here down south it was hottttt I hardly got any sleep coz of it lmaoooo","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241491842703691777,"text":"I'm going to Budapest today. I've never been, what should I do? Playing tomorrow night","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240295513965080576,"text":"Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240253395208916992,"text":"Wow! You wore your \"Tom's\" and brought your dog to Chickabiddy!! You must be the coolest people in Morehead..glad I could see you. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240427655533568000,"text":"I feel very hurt that I wasn't invited today @DwayneForsman","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241432703008899073,"text":"U DON'T got to Church lookin for Integrity. Listen, U Go To #Church to Fellowship & Listen to d Word of #God. Otherwise disapponitment looms","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241251773355028480,"text":"such a good day with wally! @JUSTINSNUM1FANN I am your own tutor! #mwahaha","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241522702245060609,"text":"At least I'm not the only Black boy at this wedding????? #Sarcasm #CongratsKatieBreen","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241555883849564161,"text":"@scarlettbentley lmao!\ue412 the hurricane might move up the rivers! #keepanopenmind #sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241417330909933568,"text":"\"@PenafsirMimpi: i miss you , but actually i miss our memories in the old time.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241499817820426240,"text":"@Otokaaa Not sure if he'll get in our side though to be honest #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241462692303499264,"text":"@NikkiEloquent hahaha \ud83d\udc1f\ud83d\ude1d ur that Mermaid lol \ud83d\ude1d","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240517342335991808,"text":"Getting a late start on this slow cooker meal. #latedinner","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241470669341208577,"text":"@sbenati *disappointing* I thought it would be something as fancy as an international #ff list ;) #sarcasm @shimishah","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240395074146549760,"text":"Monster Boy, I'm Sorry, my favourite #KISSTORY track EVER, love it @KissFMUK. Super tunes and more garage playing #happygirl","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240299351782604801,"text":"Who knew calc could be so fun? @Lknappster #sarcasm #whyarewetakingthisclass","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240183391838949377,"text":"@My_Machine it tis up","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240381716542406656,"text":"Olly Riley is so original with his tweets .. #sarcasm http:\/\/t.co\/z7Isp0gv","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240449096777871360,"text":"Donald Trump is really serious about being a Birther, you guys \u2014 and it\u2019s not a joke. http:\/\/t.co\/vCRopEVK #ABLC #p2 #TFY #GOP2012 #racism","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240557113544429568,"text":"When your mom goes partying for her 40th birthday in Tunisia and you're stuck at home reading books, living the life #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240577966785056770,"text":"Don't take my niceness for granted I'm still a real nigga","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241346405732589569,"text":"Do you know what I love? Apartment construction at 7 a.m. 3 mornings in a row! #timeforbed #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240391644891987969,"text":"You know what we could be together for life but you f**ked me last nigth and I was drunk.., #Quotes #Sarcasm #FakeLove RT @hs4uBOOKSIE","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241580606771830784,"text":"@NHughesy83 what does she do other than do shit adverts aimed at people who wrinkle","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241529507113234432,"text":"@jamesrael22\nHave a lot of time for the odd #sarcasm tweet myself.  But I'm a very decisive, sarcastic person... Or am I??\n#sarcasm\n#paradox","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241575426814791680,"text":"@danceurx3out We aim to please pumpkin!","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241528899371143168,"text":"reading sejarah , very hard to memories ... :(","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241236996817817600,"text":"Big K.R.I.T is one of the most intelligent new generation rappers out right now.","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":240398668983844865,"text":"todays gonna be fun. #notfuckingreally #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241486939566510081,"text":"@YockoSP I dreamt you were here and you were telling me something very important but I was waking up! #dreamingofyocko","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241468849222995968,"text":"Oh my word!!! That didn't just happen!!! GREAT someone is having right good laugh surely #cheers #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241532815940939776,"text":"Is the rascal flatts concert tonight? #Sarcasm","label":"not_sarcasm"}
{"tweet_id":241403501555630080,"text":"Best part of being a new mom: unwarranted, condescending advice from strangers. #sarcasm","label":"sarcasm"}