[audience exclaims]


[Catherine] No more squinting  from half a mile away.


Now the entire audience  gets a front row seat,


no matter how big the venue.


Finally,


an act that will make the live audience  put down their damn phones,


look up, and gasp in awe.


-You have to jump the light.  -I'm not jumping a red.


-go.  -No. OK.


[horn honks]


I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.


[siren sounds]


-Shit, it's the cops.  -I'm never gonna get my license.


And there's more.


Ashley Eternal is streamable.


She can appear in thousands of locations  simultaneously.


Imagine an entire nationwide tour,  all taking place on the same night.


Never exhausted, never sick,


always pitch perfect, bringing her A-game.


It's not a dream, it's reality.


But that's enough from me.


Let's give it up for Ashley Eternal.


[cheering]


See me dancing on the stage  That I've built


Spotlight on me shining strong


Feel such happiness inside of my heart


- And it's all right here   -Give it up.


Right here in my song  See my crew dancing around me


Hear the audience's screams


-[siren wails]  - Feel like I could jump


Right to the sky


And just lose myself


Lose myself inside a dream


-Right up there, see.  -Well, how do I Get in?


-[both Ashleys] There's a door round back.  -OK, one at a time, please.


I've played this place a million times.


-Me, too.  -What'd you think about the acoustics?


-Man, they suck.   -Right?


-guys, do I Just drive through?  -Uh-huh.


This is so cool.


[cheering]


[feedback]


[siren wails]


Get out of the vehicle, now.


Come out with your hands up  or we open fire!


[pants] I don't wanna die.  I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die.


[policeman] Get out of the vehicle now.


[Catherine] I don't wanna die.  I don't wanna die.


I don't wanna die.  I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die.


[audience murmurs]


[gasps]


Oh, fuck it.


[rock drum intro plays]


[audience cheers]


["Head like a Hole" playing]


Alright, everybody, I wrote this next one  about my shitty aunt.


God money  I'll do anything for you


God money  Just tell me what you want me to


God money  Nail me up against the wall


God money  Don't want everything, he wants it all


- No, you can't take it   -Fuck yeah.


No, you can't take it


No, you can't take that away from me


No, you can't take it  No, you can't take it


No you can't take that away from me


Head like a hole  Black as your soul


I'd rather die than give you control


- Head Like a hole, black as your soul   -the mouse comes out and dies...


- I'd rather die than give you control   -...so the mouse is the mice, and it...


Bow down before the one you serve


You're going to get what you deserve


That was awful!


[Ashley O shouts] One, two, three, four.


God money  I'll do anything for you