{"text":null}
{"text":"(Phone Vibrating)"}
{"text":"(Phone Ringing)"}
{"text":"Hello?"}
{"text":"Why don't you just tell  me what's happened?"}
{"text":"And what is it?"}
{"text":"I'll be right down."}
{"text":"What's happened?"}
{"text":"Oh, Susannah."}
{"text":"Susannah?"}
{"text":"Princess Susannah."}
{"text":"Is she all right?"}
{"text":"I don't know."}
{"text":"(wailing)"}
{"text":"(Princess Susannah)  Don't kill me."}
{"text":"Please don't kill me."}
{"text":"(man)  Read the statement."}
{"text":"Yes. All right."}
{"text":"On this screen?"}
{"text":"(man) That is correct."}
{"text":"I am Susannah,  Duchess of Beaumont."}
{"text":"Popularly known as  Princess Susannah."}
{"text":"I am in a place  you cannot find,"}
{"text":"held by one you will not trace."}
{"text":"Prime Minister  Michael Callow,"}
{"text":"Prime Minister Michael  Callow, my...my life..."}
{"text":"my life depends on you."}
{"text":"If you do not do  precisely as instructed..."}
{"text":"...by four pm this  afternoon, I will be......"}
{"text":"...I will be executed."}
{"text":"What are you doing?  Keep it going."}
{"text":"Prime Minister,  at this point I think it's"}
{"text":"important to say that we  are 100% certain that this"}
{"text":"is indeed Princess Susannah."}
{"text":"Her car was intercepted"}
{"text":"shortly after midnight,  returning from the wedding"}
{"text":"of a college  friend of hers."}
{"text":"She'd insisted  on going."}
{"text":"But you had  security on her?"}
{"text":"Two PPOs,  still unconscious,"}
{"text":"heavy sedative, close range,  each with a single puncture  wound,"}
{"text":"no sign of struggle."}
{"text":"What do they want?"}
{"text":"Money?"}
{"text":"Release of Jihadi?"}
{"text":"Scrap Third World debt?"}
{"text":"Save the fucking libraries?"}
{"text":"We are convinced  both the video and the"}
{"text":"demand it contains are genuine."}
{"text":"What demand?"}
{"text":"What Susannah says next."}
{"text":"It concerns  you directly, sir."}
{"text":"Just play it."}
{"text":"(Princess Susannah)  There is only one demand,"}
{"text":"and it is a simple one."}
{"text":"At four pm this afternoon,  Prime Minister Michael Callow"}
{"text":"must appear on live  British television"}
{"text":"on all networks,  terrestrial and satellite,"}
{"text":"and...no..."}
{"text":"(sobbing)"}
{"text":"... on all British networks,  terrestrial and satellite,"}
{"text":"and have full unsimulated  sexual intercourse with a pig."}
{"text":"I don't understand!"}
{"text":"(Julian) The video ends  with a series of technical"}
{"text":"specifications  for the broadcast."}
{"text":"Why are you doing this?"}
{"text":"This is a joke? Right?"}
{"text":"Ha-ha, Mike. Ho-ho."}
{"text":"It's real."}
{"text":"She said pig."}
{"text":"Sex with a pig."}
{"text":"They want me to  have sex with a pig."}
{"text":"Live, on television  this afternoon."}
{"text":"But what..."}
{"text":"Who?"}
{"text":"We're checking with  our embedded operatives,"}
{"text":"compiling a list  of suspects as we speak."}
{"text":"Meanwhile, the  demand has been made,"}
{"text":"and there's not long to  formulate our response."}
{"text":"Well, I'm not fucking a pig."}
{"text":"Page one,  that's not happening."}
{"text":"Of course."}
{"text":"Absolutely, sir."}
{"text":"Well, have we established  a dialogue with this..."}
{"text":"We can't, there's  no e-mail address,"}
{"text":"no codeword, no  channels for negotiation."}
{"text":"Okay, so we'll focus  on finding Susannah."}
{"text":"Hmm? We get her back."}
{"text":"And however it's done,  I don't care."}
{"text":"We stop this now."}
{"text":"I assure you, everyone's  working towards this."}
{"text":"Yes...no, not everyone,  a dedicated core team,"}
{"text":"this can't go wide,"}
{"text":"and keep it so far  from the press"}
{"text":"it's on the other  side of Jupiter."}
{"text":"This only  exists in this room."}
{"text":"It's already outside it."}
{"text":"Well if there are hacks  sniffing around,  shut them down."}
{"text":"Bright red D notice."}
{"text":"Super fucking Godzilla  injunction"}
{"text":"with ten-inch  Whitehall fangs."}
{"text":"This video came from YouTube."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"It was uploaded via an encrypted  IP over an hour ago."}
{"text":"Well get it off there!"}
{"text":"We did, after nine  minutes,"}
{"text":"but that was long enough  for it to be downloaded,"}
{"text":"duplicated and spread."}
{"text":"Spread?"}
{"text":"How many people  have seen this?"}
{"text":"We take down one, six clones  immediately pop up elsewhere."}
{"text":"How many people?"}
{"text":"50,000, that's  our current estimate."}
{"text":"The news rooms  have got it."}
{"text":"They're running  this on air?"}
{"text":"No, no, we put a type  5D notice out immediately."}
{"text":"And they're complying."}
{"text":"For now, it's  trending on Twitter."}
{"text":"Oh for...  fucking Internet."}
{"text":"So what now?  What's the play book?"}
{"text":"This is virgin territory,  Prime Minister."}
{"text":"There's no play book."}
{"text":"(woman) Princess Susannah's  been kidnapped."}
{"text":"You scared the  shit out of me."}
{"text":"And there's a  YouTube of it..."}
{"text":"Oh, go to work."}
{"text":"(Princess Susannah)  ...and have full unsimulated"}
{"text":"sexual intercourse  with a pig..."}
{"text":"No way. It's a piss take,  man, look at it!"}
{"text":"I don't understand!"}
{"text":"Why's it not on the news."}
{"text":"(woman) ...Carlton Bloom's  controversial agitation"}
{"text":"exhibition at the Tate Modern  closes three weeks ahead of"}
{"text":"schedule amid criticism..."}
{"text":"So how do we even describe it?  \"An indecent act.\""}
{"text":"Everyone's seen the video."}
{"text":"They already know  the full details."}
{"text":"If we mention  bestiality pre-watershed,"}
{"text":"Ofcom would be  seriously pissed off."}
{"text":"Fuck Ofcom."}
{"text":"We're still  observing the D notice."}
{"text":"But surely we're  going to do something..."}
{"text":"We're honouring  the D notice."}
{"text":"The voluntary D notice."}
{"text":"It may be a sportsman-like  gesture,"}
{"text":"but we are making it,"}
{"text":"a woman's life is at stake here,  we follow procedure."}
{"text":"My time line consists  100 per cent of viewers asking"}
{"text":"why we're not  covering it."}
{"text":"How do I reply?"}
{"text":"You don't."}
{"text":"That is  totally backwards."}
{"text":"No-one else has broken rank,  not the Beeb, not Sky, not..."}
{"text":"I hear Facebook's coverage  is pretty comprehensive."}
{"text":"(Laughter)  That may be, but..."}
{"text":"(woman) It's like  9\/11's happening"}
{"text":"and we're broadcasting  sandwich recipes."}
{"text":"Martin We're not a chat room."}
{"text":"It's on CNN. And Fox."}
{"text":"And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK..."}
{"text":"Yeah, all right."}
{"text":"Oh, God, this planet."}
{"text":"Okay, Sarah, cover the snatch  itself, Damon public reaction,"}
{"text":"Mira, the royal angle, upcoming  marriage etc."}
{"text":"Simon, set tone with standards  and practices."}
{"text":"we need to explain  this without viewers"}
{"text":"sicking up  their Weetabix."}
{"text":"Lorcan, the Internet aspect, new  paradigm, Twitter, Arab spring,"}
{"text":"all that bibble."}
{"text":"Dan, all graphics run past me,  keep it functional,"}
{"text":"no pepper pigs."}
{"text":"Malaika, update the  Princess obit VT."}
{"text":"The obit VT?"}
{"text":"Hm, first an awkward phone call,  the least I can do is warn Tom."}
{"text":"We put a D notice on it."}
{"text":"(Martin) It's gone global, Tom."}
{"text":"Don't."}
{"text":"(Martin) I can't do anything..."}
{"text":"- I'm begging you.  - You're begging me?"}
{"text":"Don't run it, Martin."}
{"text":"Look I'm sorry,  I can't help you."}
{"text":"You know how much help  you're getting from here on in?"}
{"text":"Multiplying nothing by shit  all, UKN is dead to us."}
{"text":"Shove it up your ass,  you fucking..."}
{"text":"Interesting?"}
{"text":"A man."}
{"text":"A man?"}
{"text":"A man."}
{"text":"Tom. So you're  across it,"}
{"text":"I'm exploring contingency plans."}
{"text":"I briefed Callett."}
{"text":"Ah, Mr Callett,  Noel from Blue Eye."}
{"text":"Noel won an Emmy  for his effects work"}
{"text":"on that HBO moon  Western thing."}
{"text":"Sea of Tranquillity."}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, you  won't find better."}
{"text":"Can you map a head  onto a different body, live?"}
{"text":"It depends if  your camera's moving."}
{"text":"Rule sheet specifies  a single hand held camera"}
{"text":"in a constant roving motion."}
{"text":"Hm, yeah, Gonzo style,  he knows his shit."}
{"text":"That's tough."}
{"text":"\"Fruition to be transmitted  in four.\" What does..."}
{"text":"Just focus on the visuals,"}
{"text":"different face mapped  onto a live performer."}
{"text":"According to  those stipulations."}
{"text":"Fringe is a possibility..."}
{"text":"Deadline's at four, we need  to know if it's workable by two."}
{"text":"Can't happen."}
{"text":"It has to."}
{"text":"Our Embeds have ruled  out the major players."}
{"text":"It's not AQ, not IRA, this  is what's left,"}
{"text":"radicals, hate groups,"}
{"text":"people who threaten yourself  or the royals."}
{"text":"They're being pulled in  even as we speak."}
{"text":"And more than  questioning I hope."}
{"text":"Somebody knows something."}
{"text":"(news reader) If we all  do it more"}
{"text":"then there'll be less waste  overall"}
{"text":"lying around whenever  the bin men..."}
{"text":"Is it still  not on the telly?"}
{"text":"Nothing,  must be a hoax."}
{"text":"Or a black-out."}
{"text":"Oh! Heads up."}
{"text":"Some major breaking  news here now on UKN,"}
{"text":"in the last few minutes"}
{"text":"it's been confirmed that  Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont,"}
{"text":"has been kidnapped."}
{"text":"A video uploaded anonymously"}
{"text":"to the Internet, appears  to depict the princess"}
{"text":"pleading for her life."}
{"text":"The video also contains  a bizarre ransom demand"}
{"text":"of a personal nature  involving the Prime Minister."}
{"text":"This is followed by a  detailed list of instructions"}
{"text":"relating to the  enactment of this demand."}
{"text":"As police round up  potential suspects..."}
{"text":"Good morning."}
{"text":"...this UKN news viewer video  shows armed officers"}
{"text":"raiding an address in Bradford,"}
{"text":"a man thought to be connected  with a religious pressure group"}
{"text":"can be seen being  dragged to a waiting van."}
{"text":"Details regarding the..."}
{"text":"If it's terrorists,  they'll take her head off."}
{"text":"Fuck's sake, man."}
{"text":"Just saying."}
{"text":"They'll be asking for  a million quid or something."}
{"text":"They want him to do it  with a pig."}
{"text":"Telegraph has the whole video"}
{"text":"and an interactive time line,  Tonilee Stark,"}
{"text":"brief mention of  the ransom being a sex act,"}
{"text":"nothing too gross."}
{"text":"The Sun runs with \"Taken,  Big Brother Susannah\" the..."}
{"text":"Of course I still want  that drink."}
{"text":"(Malaika) Well then  give me something."}
{"text":"It's not...  that won't be possible."}
{"text":"I'm friendly when I drink, very  friendly when I'm grateful."}
{"text":"There's no comment at this time."}
{"text":"(disconnects)"}
{"text":"(photo click)"}
{"text":"The Guardian are running  a fucking live blog,"}
{"text":"and a short think piece on the  historical symbolism of the pig."}
{"text":"(phone beep)"}
{"text":"(Newsreader) ...4pm deadline  now only five hours away,"}
{"text":"UKN's Damon Brown analyses the  public reaction to the crisis."}
{"text":"(Damon) It's a day  like no other."}
{"text":"The kidnapped video has now  been watched"}
{"text":"by over 18 million  people."}
{"text":"The social networking sites  are abuzz"}
{"text":"with an estimated  10,000 tweets per minute."}
{"text":"So while we wait  for Downing Street"}
{"text":"to make a formal response,"}
{"text":"there's no doubt that the  nation is voicing its opinion."}
{"text":"I don't think  anyone should concede to"}
{"text":"any sort of humiliation  under that kind of threat."}
{"text":"I couldn't bare to  see that and watch that."}
{"text":"I won't personally be  tuning in,"}
{"text":"I mean just thinking  about it, it's horrible."}
{"text":"(woman) That's disgusting,"}
{"text":"it is disgusting  if you think about it."}
{"text":"(man) It's going to be  disgusting,"}
{"text":"but after that,  he's going to be a hero."}
{"text":"(woman) People abroad  will look at him"}
{"text":"like he is totally insane, and  maybe take his position away."}
{"text":"(woman) It would be absolutely  hilarious to see that on TV."}
{"text":"(man) Nothing too abnormal  for Prime Ministers and MPs,"}
{"text":"they're all deviant,  sexual deviants,"}
{"text":"all MPs and  Prime Ministers."}
{"text":"We've been squeezing hard,  but still nothing concrete."}
{"text":"It is my house,  you cannot stop me"}
{"text":"while you're standing  in my doorway."}
{"text":"You are touching my  door handle."}
{"text":"Can I have a word?"}
{"text":"It won't come to that."}
{"text":"And if they don't find her?"}
{"text":"Mi5 have got a name. They're  surrounding the place now."}
{"text":"Where?"}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"Where's the place?"}
{"text":"- Truro.  - Why are you lying?"}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"You're lying.  Truro? Jesus."}
{"text":"I don't want  you worrying."}
{"text":"You never patronise  me, don't start now."}
{"text":"Whoever this is,  is insane."}
{"text":"And has a Princess."}
{"text":"Who'll get through this."}
{"text":"Not just any princess,  The Princess, Princess bloody"}
{"text":"Facebook, bloody eco-conscious,  national sweetheart."}
{"text":"I won't have  to do anything."}
{"text":"Everyone's  laughing at us."}
{"text":"You don't know that."}
{"text":"I know people."}
{"text":"We love humiliation,  we can't not laugh."}
{"text":"Nothing is  going to happen."}
{"text":"It's already  happening in their heads."}
{"text":"In their heads,  that's what you're doing,"}
{"text":"what my husband is doing."}
{"text":"Just..."}
{"text":"Please?"}
{"text":"Jane."}
{"text":"I love you."}
{"text":"(Knock At Door)"}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"The palace on the phone, sir."}
{"text":"Get Alex to stall  them for a minute."}
{"text":"She's already been speaking  to her for ten minutes."}
{"text":"Her?"}
{"text":"It's the queen herself."}
{"text":"Go on."}
{"text":"As the four pm deadline draws  nearer and the world holds"}
{"text":"its breath waiting to discover  whether Princess Susannah..."}
{"text":"Would they  use a female pig?"}
{"text":"It's on the list."}
{"text":"They list the rules  at the end of the video,"}
{"text":"it specifies camera  angles and things."}
{"text":"Like Dogme 95."}
{"text":"It's not like Dogme 95."}
{"text":"Exactly like it."}
{"text":"What's Dogme 95?"}
{"text":"Cinematic movement."}
{"text":"Lars Von Trier."}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"List of rules for the  director, no background music,"}
{"text":"only natural light and so on.  For authenticity."}
{"text":"Same as these rules, so  they can't cheat it,"}
{"text":"intercut another guy's  arse pumping away."}
{"text":"I mean I can't think  of anything remotely like this."}
{"text":"it's an entirely new  form of terrorism,"}
{"text":"the point of which..."}
{"text":"If it's terrorism,  it's not Islamist in nature"}
{"text":"to request a pig.  It's specifically abhorrent..."}
{"text":"Well that's exactly the  point, to make love to a pig."}
{"text":"Make love?"}
{"text":"Steer them away from  the grisly details."}
{"text":"But we can't  discount anything..."}
{"text":"Let's not dwell on  any of the details."}
{"text":"this is already a huge national  talking point."}
{"text":"isn't this precisely what  whoever is behind this"}
{"text":"is looking for?"}
{"text":"(Alex) How's her  majesty taking it?"}
{"text":"I trust you'll do everything  in your power to get her back."}
{"text":"That's what she said."}
{"text":"And we are."}
{"text":"It wasn't a collective you,  it was a singular you, i.e. me."}
{"text":"Sir, we may have something."}
{"text":"Jamie's been  tracing the video's origin."}
{"text":"I thought it was untraceable."}
{"text":"Technically yes,  but so I thought,"}
{"text":"work with what we  do know, and that video?"}
{"text":"Okay, before YouTube  compression it was 57.3 meg..."}
{"text":"...algorithm, boring."}
{"text":"Anyway, we also know  it was uploaded at 3:16am,"}
{"text":"so I ran a nationwide  trace back on uninterrupted"}
{"text":"one way uploads at precisely  57.3 meg in the minutes"}
{"text":"leading up to 3:16,"}
{"text":"and the closest I can get  is a post code."}
{"text":"But it came  from somewhere in there."}
{"text":"Looks like a campus."}
{"text":"(Jamie) Yep, closed 2010  and it's been empty since."}
{"text":"And the latest i-sat  on this image on this area?"}
{"text":"(Jamie) Three am flyover  shot from last night."}
{"text":"Looks like  it had lights on."}
{"text":"We've got him."}
{"text":"We've got him."}
{"text":"Alert the local  team, we'll head out now,"}
{"text":"full squad, I'll man it."}
{"text":"With helmet cam relay.  We can watch the operation."}
{"text":"Press office, okay Tom?"}
{"text":"Yes!"}
{"text":"Right, confident?"}
{"text":"It's a bit of a kick  bollocks scramble"}
{"text":"but with finessing,  it should be okay."}
{"text":"Well, finesse quickly,  our performer's on his way."}
{"text":"It's a new one for me,  obviously, because it's illegal."}
{"text":"I wouldn't  normally, you know."}
{"text":"Have you seen any of my films?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"Well I'm pretty trad, bish,  bash, bosh, in and out."}
{"text":"Yep, well what'd I put  on the invoice?"}
{"text":"That's what I'm wondering?"}
{"text":"There won't be  any invoicing."}
{"text":"Oi, oi, Rod."}
{"text":"Oi, oi. Saveloy...  all right..."}
{"text":"You need to prep two statements  on the rescue operation,"}
{"text":"good outcome,  bad outcome."}
{"text":"The rescue operation?"}
{"text":"The goon squad's heading  for some postcode"}
{"text":"in Buckinghamshire."}
{"text":"HP8 4TD,  it's a college or something."}
{"text":"They should be there by now."}
{"text":"(keypad beeping)"}
{"text":"(cell beep)"}
{"text":"(zipper,  camera click)"}
{"text":"(cell beep)"}
{"text":"Yeah, reduce the luminance  of the chroma key..."}
{"text":"Agent Callett,  this is Mr. Flynn."}
{"text":"Aka Rod Senseless."}
{"text":"Stage name."}
{"text":"Yeah, well."}
{"text":"You need to get into this."}
{"text":"Is there a dressing  room I can use?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"Where's my co-star?"}
{"text":"It'd be rude not to give her  a bit of a kiss beforehand."}
{"text":"Outside, in the truck."}
{"text":"Full of joie de vivre,  isn't he?"}
{"text":"You also need to wear this."}
{"text":"On your head."}
{"text":"(Walker) Board's been prized  away, that's where they got in."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"Target identified."}
{"text":"- Commissioner.  - Thank you."}
{"text":"Saw Team Red, it's probably  a possible entry point."}
{"text":"Any orders, boss?"}
{"text":"Continue reconnaissance  and await instructions  before you proceed."}
{"text":"(newsreader) With the 4pm  deadline only three hours away,"}
{"text":"time is running out  for the prime minister."}
{"text":"So how did the kidnapper  get close to the princess"}
{"text":"who was making an unscheduled  visit to her friend's wedding?"}
{"text":"Have they gone in yet?"}
{"text":"Do you think  I'd be here if they had?"}
{"text":"I've got statements  for either outcome."}
{"text":"Listen, the coverage  is very sympathetic."}
{"text":"I can't think  about coverage now."}
{"text":"No, of course."}
{"text":"But it's onside?"}
{"text":"Strong undercurrent of sympathy."}
{"text":"Every poll indicates   public understanding."}
{"text":"disgust with the captor,"}
{"text":"outraged at the whole  thing, but not at you."}
{"text":"The fact is,  if Walker's team fuck up,"}
{"text":"I'm not saying they will,  but if they do,"}
{"text":"the public anticipates  non-compliance."}
{"text":"There'll be squawks  from the usuals,"}
{"text":"but it's not England expects."}
{"text":"If he kills her, there's  no blood on your hands."}
{"text":"Bottom line."}
{"text":"With just hours to go  before the deadline,"}
{"text":"time is running out  for the security services."}
{"text":"Joining us is actress  Lydia Galway, who attended..."}
{"text":"(Martin) Thought this story  was coming from IB7."}
{"text":"(woman) It is, but we trimmed  the edit so it's coming direct."}
{"text":"Where do I know  Twinkle Toes from?"}
{"text":"Actress, Downton Abbey,  knows the princess."}
{"text":"This came for you,  left at reception."}
{"text":"Thanks, Jack."}
{"text":"Courier dropped it off."}
{"text":"(woman) 20 seconds  on the end, thanks."}
{"text":"Plug this in."}
{"text":"- Oh, Jesus!  - (gasps all around)"}
{"text":"Shit."}
{"text":"Jesus."}
{"text":"Jack, call the police."}
{"text":"- (Jack) What me?  - (Martin) Please take it."}
{"text":"(woman) Get someone  to shoot that first."}
{"text":"(Martin) What the fuck is this?"}
{"text":"(woman) \"I gave you rules,  I said no cheating.\""}
{"text":"(Susanna screams)"}
{"text":"(Martin) Ooh, urgh."}
{"text":"Some more breaking news  now, and a severed finger"}
{"text":"thought to belong to  Princess Susannah,"}
{"text":"has been delivered to UKN,"}
{"text":"along with a video, apparently   showing the kidnapper"}
{"text":"removing it from the Princess."}
{"text":"UKN News has passed all  material to Scotland Yard."}
{"text":"Fucking hell."}
{"text":"Oh, God, I can't watch this."}
{"text":"He's got to do what they want."}
{"text":"Yes, he fucking has."}
{"text":"(newsreader) ...accompanied by  a memory stick which contained"}
{"text":"a statement accusing Downing  Street of attempting to break"}
{"text":"rules laid down in  the demands."}
{"text":"Well, this grim development"}
{"text":"comes just hours before the  4pm deadline out..."}
{"text":"(mutes TV)"}
{"text":"Jesus."}
{"text":"Unless I'm mistaken,"}
{"text":"our mystery man specified no  visual trickery"}
{"text":"in his original demand  didn't he?"}
{"text":"I considered it nec..."}
{"text":"Considered it necessary."}
{"text":"- ...to devise...  - Fucking hell!"}
{"text":"Oi!"}
{"text":"- Mike?  - Don't."}
{"text":"It's nor..."}
{"text":"One word and I swear I  will fucking...I'll get..."}
{"text":"What did you do, Alex?"}
{"text":"I had a back up plan."}
{"text":"Man prepared to do it,  and an FX company"}
{"text":"that'd paint your head  onto his shoulders."}
{"text":"And you actually  thought that would work?"}
{"text":"I believed it worth considering."}
{"text":"Then you're a stupid bitch."}
{"text":"With your interests at heart."}
{"text":"Who knew about this?"}
{"text":"A select few, it seems some  idiot at the studios"}
{"text":"recognised our designated  performer, tweeted a photo,"}
{"text":"and the online hive mind  did the maths."}
{"text":"It's not playing well."}
{"text":"With who?"}
{"text":"With er...with anyone."}
{"text":"(man) A few hours ago,"}
{"text":"public opinion was behind  Prime Minister Callow"}
{"text":"with only 28 percent  of the public believing"}
{"text":"he should fulfil the  bizarre and illegal request."}
{"text":"But in the wake of these images"}
{"text":"and with the delivery of the  Princess's severed finger  to UKN,"}
{"text":"the mood is shifting."}
{"text":"(woman) It'll be humiliating,"}
{"text":"but nothing compared  to her suffering."}
{"text":"(man) With the appearance  of the finger,"}
{"text":"he's just got to do it."}
{"text":"(man 2) He has to do it,  what's the alternative?"}
{"text":"(man 3) We can easily  get another Prime Minister,"}
{"text":"but we can't live  without a princess."}
{"text":"Of course he  should do it."}
{"text":"Well, if he doesn't  get her released,"}
{"text":"you know, he's finished  isn't he?"}
{"text":"(reporter) Online polls  suggest that 86 percent"}
{"text":"of voters now believe  the demand should be met."}
{"text":"Damon Brown, UK."}
{"text":"When are Walker's team  hitting the college."}
{"text":"They need time to assess..."}
{"text":"It's almost half two,  no more pissing around."}
{"text":"Julia's advising against it."}
{"text":"And I'm advising  for, they go in now."}
{"text":"They go in now."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"(dials phone)"}
{"text":"(phone rings)"}
{"text":"Where's my obit VT?"}
{"text":"What would you say if I told  you I was standing near the"}
{"text":"building where  Susannah's being held."}
{"text":"I'd say bullshit."}
{"text":"Then you'd be wrong."}
{"text":"Have you got  a crew with you?"}
{"text":"No, I'm not stupid."}
{"text":"Malaika? Hello?"}
{"text":null}
{"text":"(Malaika) Are you getting this?"}
{"text":"Yeah, we are."}
{"text":"Stay back, don't put  yourself in any danger."}
{"text":"(Malaika) Still getting this?"}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, we are, just  stay safe Malaika, be careful."}
{"text":"If this doesn't work..."}
{"text":"We need to..."}
{"text":"God."}
{"text":"(Shouting)"}
{"text":"(Soldier)  Lie down on the floor."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"Go!"}
{"text":"Stand where you are!"}
{"text":"Fuck."}
{"text":"It's a decoy, they must have  bounced the upload from here"}
{"text":"with the proxy. They could  be anywhere. I'm sorry."}
{"text":"(Martin) Oh, Jesus."}
{"text":"They're  looking right at her."}
{"text":"No, they can't see her,  there's this screen here."}
{"text":"(woman) Malaika,  make sure they can't..."}
{"text":"Lay down!  (Shouting)"}
{"text":"Run, Malaika, run!"}
{"text":"(Martin) Get out  of there, come on!"}
{"text":"(soldier) Stay where you are!"}
{"text":"(shouting)"}
{"text":"(Gunfire)"}
{"text":"Is it him?  Have we got him?"}
{"text":"Jack!  Where the fuck is Jack?"}
{"text":"(Malaika groaning)"}
{"text":"(Soldier) Down, down."}
{"text":"UKN, that's Malaika something  or other, she's from UKN."}
{"text":"- You're press?  - Yes."}
{"text":"(gun shot)"}
{"text":"Ah...ah..."}
{"text":"There goes your RTS award."}
{"text":"There must be something."}
{"text":"There's nothing there, Mike."}
{"text":"There'll be a clue,  some evidence."}
{"text":"We've done all we can."}
{"text":"You sent in a strike  team to rescue a manikin."}
{"text":"I'm sorry, Michael."}
{"text":"Oh, fuck off, Julian."}
{"text":"Michael, it's twenty past  three, we're out of time."}
{"text":"We're not out of time."}
{"text":"We're not out of time."}
{"text":"Oh..."}
{"text":"It's not going to happen."}
{"text":"To the public..."}
{"text":"Fuck the public."}
{"text":"To the public this would  be one man of, to be blunt,"}
{"text":"questionable popularity,  putting personal embarrassment"}
{"text":"over the life of a young girl."}
{"text":"He won't even  release her anyway,"}
{"text":"she's probably already dead."}
{"text":"And if she isn't he'll kill  her and upload the video."}
{"text":"Everyone will see it.  The world will see it."}
{"text":"The mood will border on  insurrection,"}
{"text":"and you will be destroyed,  I guarantee you."}
{"text":"Utterly destroyed."}
{"text":"The polling  bears that out."}
{"text":"You won't just be a  disgraced politician,"}
{"text":"you'll be a despised individual."}
{"text":"The public, the Palace, and the  party insist on compliance."}
{"text":"Fuck the party."}
{"text":"Refuse, and I've been  advised that we cannot"}
{"text":"guarantee your physical safety."}
{"text":"Or that of your family."}
{"text":"But..."}
{"text":"I've made arrangements  for the broadcast."}
{"text":"I can't."}
{"text":"I'm sorry Michael,  it's out of your hands."}
{"text":"Let's take you live now to  the scene in Central London."}
{"text":"As we see, the Prime Minister's  car travelling across London..."}
{"text":"He's going to do it."}
{"text":"The world's bloody broken."}
{"text":"...now appears to be heading  west to Bankside Studios."}
{"text":"(dials phone)"}
{"text":"(phone rings)"}
{"text":"(hangs up)"}
{"text":"(Alex)  We've ratified the law,"}
{"text":"after midnight it'll be a  criminal offence"}
{"text":"to store any recording  or still images of the event."}
{"text":"They're doing an announcement  beforehand"}
{"text":"to warn people off  even watching,"}
{"text":"some sort of sonic tone  that causes nausea."}
{"text":"(newsreader) Of course, this  comes at a time when opinion"}
{"text":"has very much hardened..."}
{"text":"(newsreader) As the 4pm  deadline approaches,"}
{"text":"the whole nation is at a  standstill"}
{"text":"watching this extraordinary  situation play out."}
{"text":"And just to remind you,"}
{"text":"this is now a story  of global significance."}
{"text":"(Tom) \"Michael Callow has  displayed incredible bravery"}
{"text":"in what was literally a matter  of life or death.\""}
{"text":"That's how it opens,"}
{"text":"and then I think we  should move onto...okay, yep."}
{"text":"(Alex) Everything prepared?"}
{"text":"(Mr Callett) Yes, ma'am."}
{"text":"- It's sedated?  - Injection, it's docile."}
{"text":"(Alex) It's time to go in now."}
{"text":"...an unprecedented nature."}
{"text":"(announcer) This is an  official announcement."}
{"text":"In a few minutes,  the Prime Minister"}
{"text":"will perform an indecent  act on your screens."}
{"text":"(cheers)"}
{"text":"This is in accordance with the  kidnapper's demand in the hope"}
{"text":"that it will ensure the safe  release of Princess Susannah."}
{"text":"Recording or possessing  a copy of this broadcast"}
{"text":"will become illegal  at midnight."}
{"text":"All viewers are advised"}
{"text":"to turn off their  televisions immediately."}
{"text":"The broadcast will commence  after the following tone."}
{"text":"(High Pitched Tone)"}
{"text":"We're complying with  all the stipulated rules,"}
{"text":"so you'll have  to keep going."}
{"text":"You'll have to see it  through to the end."}
{"text":"We've placed visual aids in your  eye line"}
{"text":"which might help if you...  get into trouble."}
{"text":"A suggestion we're getting  from psychologists is"}
{"text":"that you should take  as long as you need."}
{"text":"To rush might be misinterpreted  as eagerness or even enjoyment."}
{"text":"It's just a skeleton  crew inside."}
{"text":"Closed set."}
{"text":"(Pig Snorting)"}
{"text":"(Man) He might do it anyway!  There he is..."}
{"text":"(cheers)"}
{"text":"I trust this will bring  about the safe return"}
{"text":"of Princess Susannah."}
{"text":"I..."}
{"text":"I love my wife."}
{"text":"Aah."}
{"text":"May God forgive me."}
{"text":"(laughing)"}
{"text":"(Man) Urgh."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"(no audible dialogue)"}
{"text":"Jesus."}
{"text":"Poor bastard."}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"But it's been on  for nearly an hour."}
{"text":"It's history, this."}
{"text":"(vomiting)"}
{"text":"(phone rings)"}
{"text":"(Walker) She's back, ma'am.  We've got her, Susannah."}
{"text":"They released her?"}
{"text":"Yeah, stumbling about in the  middle of the city, sedated,"}
{"text":"she can't remember anything,  but she's unharmed."}
{"text":"But her finger?"}
{"text":"Not hers, the  DNA shows it's male."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"There is one other thing  ma'am, there's a CCTV grab"}
{"text":"of her from half three,  it seems he let her go"}
{"text":"30 minutes before it happened."}
{"text":"Why?"}
{"text":"My guess, he  knew everyone would be"}
{"text":"elsewhere, watching screens."}
{"text":"So it's a statement."}
{"text":"Ma'am?"}
{"text":"That's what this was all  about, about making a point."}
{"text":"Should we..."}
{"text":"Lose that page of the report."}
{"text":"No-one sees it,  especially the PM."}
{"text":"Of course."}
{"text":"Good news, Michael,  you saved her."}
{"text":"Susanne is alive and well."}
{"text":"(phone rings)"}
{"text":"(drops phone)"}
{"text":"(phone rings)"}
{"text":null}
{"text":"On the one year anniversary  of his humiliating ordeal,"}
{"text":"an apparently unconcerned  Michael Callow"}
{"text":"put in an assured performance  at a public appearance today"}
{"text":"accompanied by his wife Jane."}
{"text":"Here I go! Okay."}
{"text":"Oh! Aah!"}
{"text":"The other central figure  in last year's events was also"}
{"text":"before the camera"}
{"text":"at last night's  Children Of Valour awards."}
{"text":"Princess Susannah made  her first public appearance"}
{"text":"since announcing her pregnancy."}
{"text":"It was one year ago today"}
{"text":"that the former Turner Prize-  winning artist"}
{"text":"Carlton Bloom coerced  the Prime Minister"}
{"text":"into committing an indecent act  with the audacious kidnapping."}
{"text":"As the anniversary arrived  one art critic has caused"}
{"text":"controversy by describing  it as the first great artwork"}
{"text":"of the 21st century."}
{"text":"but while cultural commentators  debate its significance,"}
{"text":"there's no denying  that with a global audience"}
{"text":"of 1.3 billion,"}
{"text":"it was an event  in which we all participated."}
{"text":"However, the incident  failed to destroy"}
{"text":"a Prime Minister who currently  holds an approval rating"}
{"text":"three points higher than  this time last year."}
{"text":"Damon Brown, UKN."}
{"text":"Jane?"}
{"text":"Jane please?"}
{"text":null}
{"text":null}
{"text":"(rooster crows)"}
{"text":"(man)  New from Wraith Babes,"}
{"text":"the hottest girls in the  nastiest situations."}
{"text":"(music plays)"}
{"text":"(motor whirring)"}
{"text":"(man)  Let's play Bothergut..."}
{"text":"Let's play Botherguts!"}
{"text":"Yeah!"}
{"text":"Hey, come on!  Three. Two. One. Go!"}
{"text":"(laughing)"}
{"text":"- Cacker-rum-bum!  - (laughing)"}
{"text":"(laughing)"}
{"text":"(stomach rumbling)"}
{"text":"You're hungry?  That's a first, eh?"}
{"text":"Come on!"}
{"text":"That'll hurt!"}
{"text":"Oh, brilliant!"}
{"text":"That's fucking  brilliant that."}
{"text":"(beeping, clunk)"}
{"text":"(beeping, no clunk)"}
{"text":"That one does  that sometimes. Hang on."}
{"text":"There's a little  knob in here somewhere."}
{"text":"Almost the only real thing  in there and even that's"}
{"text":"grown in a Petri dish."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"(violin music)"}
{"text":"(man breathing heavily)"}
{"text":"My God."}
{"text":"(girls moaning)"}
{"text":"(Girl 1) Mmm, lickey licking."}
{"text":"(Girl 2) Oh!"}
{"text":"Oh, for Christ's sake!"}
{"text":"Way to mood kill, Blubber Not!"}
{"text":"Cheers for the reflection!"}
{"text":"One minute I'm in Slitsville,"}
{"text":"the next there's a  haunted pig gawping at me!"}
{"text":"They may as well have   cut to a war crime! Ah!"}
{"text":"Oi!"}
{"text":"You missed a bit.  (laughs)"}
{"text":"Pie ape!  (laughs)"}
{"text":"Did you see that?"}
{"text":"Fucking pie ape!"}
{"text":"(loud coughing)"}
{"text":"Ha-hoo!"}
{"text":"He'll be in lemon  an' all before long."}
{"text":"(gun shots)"}
{"text":"(announcer)  Selma Telse!"}
{"text":"Destination"}
{"text":"Howie Mandelbrot."}
{"text":"All"}
{"text":"Toy Soldiers."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"Make it worth..."}
{"text":"(announcer) Each headlines  their own tempo content on one"}
{"text":"of your eight daylight streams."}
{"text":"But they started here,  like you,"}
{"text":"putting their back into  giving back for a brighter now."}
{"text":"Each paying their dues  like you,"}
{"text":"hoping to become a Hot Shot."}
{"text":"Pushing through  the darkness"}
{"text":"Still another mile"}
{"text":"That wasn't good."}
{"text":"That was beyond  incredible!"}
{"text":"(cheering)"}
{"text":"Yes! Wow!"}
{"text":"You decide the victors.  You control their fate."}
{"text":"You make the call on Hot Shot."}
{"text":"New from Wraith Babes,"}
{"text":"the hottest girls  in the nastiest situations."}
{"text":"Select view."}
{"text":"(woman)  Resume viewing."}
{"text":"(keeps repeating, with high  pitched tone in background)"}
{"text":"(music and moaning girls)"}
{"text":"You are going to see it all."}
{"text":"(man)  Exclusively on Wraith Babes Xl."}
{"text":"Hey, what else were you  planning to do with that hand?"}
{"text":"(girl) Lickey licking."}
{"text":"(moaning)"}
{"text":"(woman 1) Hi, I'm Roxy. Hello."}
{"text":"(woman 2) Hi, I'm Evie."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"(rooster crows)"}
{"text":"(woman) Didn't let him sign in.  Told him to report to 22 down."}
{"text":"Told ya!"}
{"text":"He's gone lemon,  the lazy fuck."}
{"text":"What do you think?"}
{"text":"It's a bit much."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"(Selma Telse) The best  thing about my new lifestyle?"}
{"text":"Where do I start?"}
{"text":"I love choosing my  clothes, and I love gold."}
{"text":"I feel like it really  expresses who I really am."}
{"text":"And I love looking  over outside."}
{"text":"It's so beautiful sometimes"}
{"text":"I just wish that everyone  could see it."}
{"text":"Ooh, nice outfit!  Suits ya!"}
{"text":"(Selma Telse) Well, honesty  is ruthless,"}
{"text":"so I suppose   it's just honesty."}
{"text":"Ruthless honesty."}
{"text":"(peeing)"}
{"text":"You can blame me,  try to shame me,"}
{"text":"Still I'll care for you"}
{"text":"The world may  think I'm foolish"}
{"text":"They can't see you  like I can"}
{"text":"Oh, but anyone"}
{"text":"Who knows  what love is"}
{"text":"Will understand"}
{"text":"Drying my hands."}
{"text":"Impressive."}
{"text":"(spits, farts)"}
{"text":"Have fun,  I mean on the..."}
{"text":"(man) Hey, regular  user, new from Wraith Babes,"}
{"text":"the hottest girls in the  nastiest situation. Select..."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"Dick."}
{"text":"Detritus."}
{"text":"Sorry."}
{"text":"Anyone"}
{"text":"Who knows what love is"}
{"text":"Will understand"}
{"text":"To the..."}
{"text":"(loud music)  (man) Selma Telse!"}
{"text":"Destination"}
{"text":"All"}
{"text":"Howie Mandelbrot."}
{"text":"(mutes)"}
{"text":"Anyone"}
{"text":"Who knows what love is"}
{"text":"Will understand"}
{"text":"(beeping, no clunk)"}
{"text":"Come on!"}
{"text":"Wait, wait,  there's a knack to it."}
{"text":"It'll take your fingers off."}
{"text":"Trust me."}
{"text":"Smart."}
{"text":"Bing Madsen."}
{"text":"Short for Bingham."}
{"text":"Abi Khan."}
{"text":"Short for Abi Khan."}
{"text":"You're a new person.  I've not seen you."}
{"text":"I just went 21 last week."}
{"text":"I wanted to go to air down."}
{"text":"My sister's there but ...  it was full apparently."}
{"text":"Proper fruit.  It was worth the revs."}
{"text":"The most natural thing  in there's probably"}
{"text":"grown in a Petri dish."}
{"text":"Yeah. Worth it though."}
{"text":"Yeah, that's the  right way around."}
{"text":"When you get the  cheap, lardy gunk,"}
{"text":"you end up having  to pedal it off."}
{"text":"Then you want more sugar, then  you're playing catch-up and..."}
{"text":"I've...I've been there.  It's a, it's a vicious circle."}
{"text":"Can't you just use that CBT app?"}
{"text":"What's that?"}
{"text":"This cognitive behavioural thing  and it realigns your thinking"}
{"text":"to pick healthy food."}
{"text":"Wisps you into it  while you sleep."}
{"text":"Yeah, I should try that, yeah."}
{"text":"I liked your singing  the other day."}
{"text":"I was trying to sing so   no one could hear me pee."}
{"text":"I'm not Selma or anything."}
{"text":"You've got a phenomenal voice.  It was the most beautiful song."}
{"text":"You think I'm being cheesy."}
{"text":"Right, I am being cheesy but  it was beautiful so, you know?"}
{"text":"Reality's cheesy sometimes."}
{"text":"Not often, admittedly,  but now..."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"Well, thank you."}
{"text":"It's just noises though."}
{"text":"Noises in the right order."}
{"text":"Don't downplay.  You're good."}
{"text":"The song's good."}
{"text":"It's old."}
{"text":"My mum used to sing it and  she learnt it from her mum."}
{"text":"A hand-me-down."}
{"text":"Have you thought of  trying out for Hot Shot?"}
{"text":"Me?"}
{"text":"Why not?"}
{"text":"Singing in front of Judge Hope.  I'd die."}
{"text":"Seriously, I'd be halfway to  the afterlife come the chorus."}
{"text":"No, you'd walk it."}
{"text":"A) I wouldn't, and B) I  don't have that clockage."}
{"text":"I mean, it's what,  12 mil just to enter?"}
{"text":"What kind of bike time  is that, six months?"}
{"text":"Yeah, but...  You know what,  I'm hand-to-mouth."}
{"text":"I know people save and starve  to get on to that stage."}
{"text":"I know that's what Selma did."}
{"text":"Yeah, but...  But, you know what, I'd  rather not kid myself."}
{"text":"Yeah, but I'll gift it to you."}
{"text":"The full 12, I'll gift it."}
{"text":"Don't be ridiculous."}
{"text":"Seriously, I've got spare."}
{"text":"You've got 12 mill spare?"}
{"text":"Well, my brother left it me."}
{"text":"Own a channel, does he?"}
{"text":"No, he ... he died."}
{"text":"He ... he died last year so  it got transferred to me."}
{"text":"Just over six months'  worth, but I've kept it."}
{"text":"Why don't you spend  it on you then?"}
{"text":"And buy what, some new  shoes for my dopple to wear?"}
{"text":"I don't know, upgrade your MOS."}
{"text":"Or get a Fat Acts season pass."}
{"text":"Buy one of those wall buddies,  the new ones."}
{"text":"They talk to you after shut in  and solve your problems."}
{"text":"They guide your  dreams like gurus."}
{"text":"It's amazing actually  what they can do."}
{"text":"Yeah, a mirror  plug-in that shows me how"}
{"text":"I look as a werewolf.  What's the point?"}
{"text":"No, it can be quite fun."}
{"text":"That's all just stuff.  It's..."}
{"text":"...it's stuff,  it's confetti, it's..."}
{"text":"You've got something real."}
{"text":"What better to spend it on?"}
{"text":"You heard me  singing in a toilet."}
{"text":"Is that real?"}
{"text":"More than anything that's  happened all year."}
{"text":"I can't take that kind  of clockage off someone."}
{"text":"It's 12 mill.  There's no way."}
{"text":"Let me do this. Hmm?"}
{"text":"Well, I...  look around here. I just..."}
{"text":"I just want  something real to happen."}
{"text":"Just once."}
{"text":"I'd mess up."}
{"text":"You wouldn't and I  don't care anyway."}
{"text":"I'll go with you.  No, better, I'll force you..."}
{"text":"I'll force you to go."}
{"text":"It's tomorrow."}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"Say yes."}
{"text":"I'll go as far as to say okay."}
{"text":"This proves acceptable."}
{"text":"Thank God for that."}
{"text":"Walking away now ... you loon."}
{"text":"I can live with it."}
{"text":"Yeah, I'd love to fucking  ruin that an' all."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"15"}
{"text":"Flipping joke."}
{"text":"New from Wraith Babes,"}
{"text":"the hottest girls  in the nastiest situations."}
{"text":"(loud moaning)"}
{"text":"I can't believe I'm doing this!"}
{"text":"I am doing this."}
{"text":"I can't be doing this.  Can you trade it back?"}
{"text":"The ticket?  Don't be mad."}
{"text":"It's a lot of pressure to put  someone under, you know."}
{"text":"I mean, I'm grateful, don't  think I'm not grateful,"}
{"text":"but it's, it's just..."}
{"text":"You're babbling."}
{"text":"I'm babbling."}
{"text":"I made you this."}
{"text":"You never get to keep  them more than a day,"}
{"text":"but there it is anyway."}
{"text":"It folds flat so you can  keep him in your waistband."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"It's, you know, something."}
{"text":"Mmm."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"Face the screen, please."}
{"text":"And is he your friends  and family allocation?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"Hand, please."}
{"text":"Ah!"}
{"text":"That's not permanent, is it?"}
{"text":"Oh no, two months max."}
{"text":"Round to the right and  through the scanner."}
{"text":"(all doing voice exercises)"}
{"text":"Where do we go now?"}
{"text":"You wait here."}
{"text":"How long?"}
{"text":"So, what do we do?"}
{"text":"I don't know."}
{"text":"(girl)  Ah."}
{"text":"Hey, hey!  Fuck off!"}
{"text":"What, with the dark hair?"}
{"text":"Yeah, the pretty one."}
{"text":"Yep, okay."}
{"text":"Move."}
{"text":"They wanna preview you."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"Preview. Come on."}
{"text":"He's with me."}
{"text":"Hand."}
{"text":"Show me your hand."}
{"text":"Okay, you too."}
{"text":"That's not fair.  She's new. That's not fair."}
{"text":"I don't pick the order."}
{"text":"I've waited here all week  and she's just walked in!"}
{"text":"Everyone will get  seen eventually."}
{"text":"I don't pick the order!"}
{"text":"But I'm a good singer!  I can sing!"}
{"text":"I'm a good singer I am!"}
{"text":"Stand aside."}
{"text":"It's not fair!"}
{"text":"It's not fair!"}
{"text":"Next lot."}
{"text":"(woman) Stand there."}
{"text":"Would you like to be as  big as Selma one day?"}
{"text":"Um, yeah."}
{"text":"I, I, I mean,  yeah, I suppose so."}
{"text":"Could you say that as  a self-contained"}
{"text":"sentence into that screen?"}
{"text":"I guess I'd like to be  as big as Selma one day."}
{"text":"(woman) Okay,  proceed to stage area."}
{"text":"We're done?"}
{"text":"Both performing?"}
{"text":"Just her."}
{"text":"Okay. And what are you?"}
{"text":"Singer."}
{"text":"Compliance."}
{"text":"No, thanks."}
{"text":"Yes, thanks! It's compulsory  for all contestants."}
{"text":"And more to the point it'll  stop you puking with nerves."}
{"text":"She's got to perform?"}
{"text":"Well, uhm!"}
{"text":"Look, just sip it!  You'll be fine!"}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"Yeah, it's just a touch  of light foam. It'll pass."}
{"text":"Well, make the most of it!"}
{"text":"I mean, you can't get   this stuff anywhere else!"}
{"text":"You okay?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"You okay?"}
{"text":"Yeah, just..."}
{"text":"I don't know, everything's  a bit wider apart."}
{"text":"I'm fine."}
{"text":"Really?"}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm fine."}
{"text":"Right, you're on."}
{"text":"(Judge Hope)  A little closer, please."}
{"text":"A little closer."}
{"text":"Into the light, love."}
{"text":"(audience laughs)"}
{"text":"And who are we looking at here?"}
{"text":"Abi Khan."}
{"text":"What are you gonna  do for us today, Abi?"}
{"text":"I'm gonna sing."}
{"text":"Can you speak up, love?"}
{"text":"We don't bite."}
{"text":"(audience laughs)"}
{"text":"I'm going to sing."}
{"text":"Hey, would you mind  lifting up your top for me?"}
{"text":"Hey, can you take off  your top?"}
{"text":"I wanna check out  those titties."}
{"text":"Woo-ho-ho-ho!"}
{"text":"Come on, mucho ferranto."}
{"text":"Ah, no titties!"}
{"text":"(booing)"}
{"text":"She says she's here to sing."}
{"text":"(Judge Wraith) Ha, ha, ha.  I gotta see those titties,  though."}
{"text":"Come on, girl."}
{"text":"I mean, damn, ha,  ha, ha, ha, you hot."}
{"text":"Please, just sing for us."}
{"text":"(music starts)"}
{"text":"You can blame me"}
{"text":"Try to shame me"}
{"text":"And still I'll  care for you"}
{"text":"You can run around"}
{"text":"Even put me down"}
{"text":"Still I'll  be there for you"}
{"text":"The world"}
{"text":"May think I'm foolish"}
{"text":"They can't see you  like I can"}
{"text":"Oh, but anyone"}
{"text":"Who knows what love is"}
{"text":"Will understand"}
{"text":"I just feel so sorry"}
{"text":"For the ones who pity me"}
{"text":"'Cause they just don't know"}
{"text":"Oh, they don't know what  happiness and love can be"}
{"text":"I know, I know  to ever let you go"}
{"text":"Oh, is more than I  could ever stand"}
{"text":"Oh, but anyone"}
{"text":"Who knows what  love is"}
{"text":"Will understand"}
{"text":"Okay, I'm gonna stop you there."}
{"text":"That was...  without a doubt..."}
{"text":"probably..."}
{"text":"the best piece of singing  we've had this season."}
{"text":"Yes! Well done!"}
{"text":"(cheering)"}
{"text":"Fair play."}
{"text":"But I have to say..."}
{"text":"(crowd booing)"}
{"text":"No..."}
{"text":"No. No, no, no, I have to say,"}
{"text":"actually I'm with Wraith  on this one."}
{"text":"Good though your voice  is and it is good..."}
{"text":"it's not the most magical sound  in the world."}
{"text":"It's just good."}
{"text":"I don't think anyone's  really hearing it."}
{"text":"Certainly not the  guys in the audience."}
{"text":"These looks you got going  on kinda get in the way."}
{"text":"Men will want you,  women will hate you."}
{"text":"All the time  you were on stage..."}
{"text":"I couldn't help  picturing you..."}
{"text":"in an erotic scenario."}
{"text":"Getting pretty turned on,  if I'm honest."}
{"text":"Right."}
{"text":"You've got this pure beauty,"}
{"text":"seems to be a  knockout figure,"}
{"text":"and this sort of  interesting innocence going on,"}
{"text":"and that's  something I think"}
{"text":"Wraith's erotica channels  could really play with."}
{"text":"(Judge Wraith) Absolutely."}
{"text":"That's what I thought the  moment I saw you. The moment."}
{"text":"I'd watch."}
{"text":"I don't know a man  here who wouldn't."}
{"text":"To be honest, some of  us girls might join you."}
{"text":"(cheering)"}
{"text":"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."}
{"text":"Get off me!"}
{"text":"No! Abi! No!"}
{"text":"I don't, I don't..."}
{"text":"Get gone! No, Abi! Abi!"}
{"text":"I don't think that's  quite what I was..."}
{"text":"You will never have to pedal  again, not one minute!"}
{"text":"We could really work with you."}
{"text":"Last year we had singers,  singers, singers."}
{"text":"So many singers."}
{"text":"So to be a singer you've  gotta be truly exceptional."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"(Judge Hope) There's  just no slots left for an"}
{"text":"above-average singer, not for  the next few years at least."}
{"text":"Charity?"}
{"text":"No. Saturation  point singer wise."}
{"text":"(Judge Hope) Listen, we said  right from the start"}
{"text":"we're gonna go with something  different this season."}
{"text":"That's why he's on the panel!"}
{"text":"She would be a star  on our stream."}
{"text":"A star!"}
{"text":"On his, you're  furniture at best."}
{"text":"Forget about all the  shame and all that..."}
{"text":"put-put-put-put-put-put.  We medicate against that."}
{"text":"You will have pleasure forever!"}
{"text":"Realistically, sweetheart,  it is that or the bike."}
{"text":"I don't, I don't think..."}
{"text":"Okay, you know what,  this is starting to annoy me."}
{"text":"Who do you think is  powering that spotlight?"}
{"text":"Millions of people, that's who,  all of 'em out there right now,"}
{"text":"putting in an honest day  at the bike."}
{"text":"While you stand in the light,  they're generating and dither."}
{"text":"You know what?"}
{"text":"They would give anything,"}
{"text":"do anything to be where  you are now. Am I right?"}
{"text":"(cheering)"}
{"text":"(woman) Yeah, too right!"}
{"text":"(Hope) You wanna cock a snook  at all that as though it's"}
{"text":"nothing... as though  they're nothing..."}
{"text":"and that makes me sick."}
{"text":"But do you know what?"}
{"text":"Maybe you do belong on a bike  because you don't seem"}
{"text":"very willing to step off it."}
{"text":"I do want to."}
{"text":"Do we have a decision?"}
{"text":"(audience) Do it!  Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!"}
{"text":"I suppose."}
{"text":"(cheering)"}
{"text":"Ah, hoo-hoo-hoo!  Go on!"}
{"text":"Well done!"}
{"text":null}
{"text":"(Abi) The best thing  about my new lifestyle..."}
{"text":"I get to meet  lots of hot guys."}
{"text":"Wraith treats me well."}
{"text":"Oh, for Christ's sake!"}
{"text":"I pay for this!"}
{"text":"I pay for this!"}
{"text":"I pump my arse off  and you, fuck you!"}
{"text":"Yeah, keep waddling, pig tits!"}
{"text":"Find the horizon and  fuck off over it!"}
{"text":"(Abi) It's a dream."}
{"text":"I get to live in a..."}
{"text":"beautiful place and..."}
{"text":"wear lots of beautiful things."}
{"text":"It's a dream."}
{"text":"Insufficient funds."}
{"text":"New from Wraith Babes..."}
{"text":"(man) Come on, girl."}
{"text":"All"}
{"text":"...a Wraith Babes  reality special."}
{"text":"I guess I'd like to be  as big as Selma one day."}
{"text":"(man) Millions watched  her glide through"}
{"text":"the Hot Shot curtain of  dreams to sing her heart out."}
{"text":"Oh, but anyone"}
{"text":"What happened next  shocked them all."}
{"text":"We could really work with you."}
{"text":"Do we have a decision?"}
{"text":"(man) Now, watch her  stunning erotic debut."}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, no."}
{"text":"(man) Let's go.  Who do we have here?"}
{"text":"I'm Abi."}
{"text":"You entered Hot Shot.  You were real impressive."}
{"text":"(woman)  Resume viewing. Resume viewing."}
{"text":"No!"}
{"text":"Resume viewing. Resume viewing.  Resume viewing..."}
{"text":"(man) Look at you,  all clean and shit."}
{"text":"(woman) Portal  disabled during commercial."}
{"text":"(man) You'll see  everything. You'll see it all."}
{"text":"Open your mouth."}
{"text":"Open."}
{"text":"Take it in. Take it in, ah."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"No!"}
{"text":"No! No!"}
{"text":"(man grunting)"}
{"text":"(Abi)  Anyone"}
{"text":"Who knows what love is"}
{"text":"Will understand"}
{"text":"Anyone"}
{"text":"Who knows what love is"}
{"text":"Will understand"}
{"text":"Anyone"}
{"text":"Who knows what love is"}
{"text":"Will understand"}
{"text":"Anyone"}
{"text":"Who knows what love is"}
{"text":"Will understand"}
{"text":"New from Wraith Babes,  the hottest girls in"}
{"text":"the nastiest situations."}
{"text":"(laughing)"}
{"text":"(huffing)"}
{"text":"(beeping)"}
{"text":"(beeping)"}
{"text":"(vocal exercises)"}
{"text":"Can you stand aside, please."}
{"text":"Okay, we're gonna preview you."}
{"text":"You wanna come up into the back.  Follow me, please."}
{"text":"Are you messing?"}
{"text":"A what nic one?"}
{"text":"Oh, an ethnic one."}
{"text":"Uh..."}
{"text":"On it."}
{"text":"Mate, we're gonna  preview you, all right?"}
{"text":"Do you wanna follow  me in the back?"}
{"text":"You're a prick!"}
{"text":"Next lot."}
{"text":"(woman) Stand there."}
{"text":"So what are you, a magician?"}
{"text":"An entertainer."}
{"text":"Could you say  that down the screen"}
{"text":"as a self-contained sentence?"}
{"text":"I'm an entertainer."}
{"text":"(woman) Before you go on you  need to drink a Compliance."}
{"text":"Yeah, they gave  me one back there."}
{"text":"Really? Oh, okay. Well, in that  case you are good to ... go."}
{"text":"Who are you?"}
{"text":"Bing Madsen."}
{"text":"(Hope) What are you  planning to do for us?"}
{"text":"What the fuck!"}
{"text":"(Bing) A sort of performance."}
{"text":"A sort of performance?"}
{"text":"Yes."}
{"text":"Mmm! A man of mystery!"}
{"text":"(Hope) Well, I suppose  we'd better see it."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"(music starts)"}
{"text":"(no audible dialogue)"}
{"text":"Knob-head!"}
{"text":"Fucking cock!"}
{"text":"(Bing)  Stop there or I'll do it."}
{"text":"This is a main artery.  Keep walking, you kill me."}
{"text":"No one stops me, not  till I've said my piece then"}
{"text":"you can do what you like."}
{"text":"(Wraith) Oh man,  just fucking kill yourself."}
{"text":"But you get any on me, dog, I  swear to God I'd kick your ass"}
{"text":"back to life, just so I could  cut your goddamn head off."}
{"text":"Go on!"}
{"text":"(man) Do it, you fucking tosser!"}
{"text":"I think we should let him speak."}
{"text":"(audience)  Speak! Speak! Speak!"}
{"text":"Let's hear what he has to say."}
{"text":"Well, come on, got our  attention, as requested."}
{"text":"What do you wanna say?"}
{"text":"Have you prepared a  speech, is that it?"}
{"text":"Speak!"}
{"text":"I haven't got a speech!  I didn't plan words."}
{"text":"I didn't even try to.  I ... I just knew I had to"}
{"text":"get here to stand here and I  knew I wanted you to listen."}
{"text":"To really listen, not just pull  a face like you're listening,"}
{"text":"like you do the  rest of the time."}
{"text":"A face like you're feeling  instead of processing."}
{"text":"You pull a face and poke it  towards this stage and we"}
{"text":"la-di-da, we sing and  dance and tumble around."}
{"text":"And all you see up  here, it's not people,"}
{"text":"you don't see people  up here, it's all fodder!"}
{"text":"And the faker the fodder  is the more you love it"}
{"text":"because fake fodder's the  only thing that works anymore!"}
{"text":"Fake fodder is all  that we can stomach."}
{"text":"Actually not quite all."}
{"text":"Real pain, real viciousness,  that we can take."}
{"text":"Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole  and we'll laugh ourselves feral,"}
{"text":"because we've earnt  the right! We've done cell"}
{"text":"time, and he's slacking, the  scum, so ha-ha-ha at him!"}
{"text":"'Cause we're so out of our minds  with desperation, we don't know"}
{"text":"any better! All we know  is fake fodder and buying shit!"}
{"text":"That's how we speak to each  other, how we express ourself"}
{"text":"is buying shit!  Well, I have a dream."}
{"text":"The peak of our dreams  is a new hat for our dopple;"}
{"text":"a hat that doesn't exist;  that's not even there!"}
{"text":"We buy shit that's  not even there! Show us"}
{"text":"something real and free and  beautiful you couldn't, yeah?"}
{"text":"It'd break us.  We're too numb for it."}
{"text":"I might as well choke."}
{"text":"There's only so much wonder we  can bear, that's why when you"}
{"text":"find any wonder whatsoever you  dole it out in meagre portions,"}
{"text":"and only then till it's  augmented and packaged and"}
{"text":"pumped through 10,000  pre-assigned filters, till it's"}
{"text":"nothing more than a  meaningless series of lights,"}
{"text":"while we ride day-in day-out,  going where? Powering what?"}
{"text":"All tiny cells and tiny screens,  and bigger cells and bigger"}
{"text":"screens, and fuck you!"}
{"text":"Fuck you, that's what it  boils down to is fuck you!"}
{"text":"Fuck you for sitting there and  slowly making things worse."}
{"text":"Fuck you and your spotlight and  your sanctimonious faces, and"}
{"text":"fuck you all for taking the  one thing I ever came close to"}
{"text":"anything real about anything;  for oozing around it and"}
{"text":"crushing it into a bone, into a  joke, one more ugly joke in a"}
{"text":"kingdom of millions of them!  Fuck you for that happening!"}
{"text":"Fuck you for me,  for us, for everyone!"}
{"text":"Fuck you!"}
{"text":"That was without a  doubt..."}
{"text":"the most heartfelt thing"}
{"text":"I've seen on this  stage since Hot Shot began!"}
{"text":"(cheering)  Yeah!"}
{"text":"Brilliant! Yeah!"}
{"text":"(Hope) You!"}
{"text":"You're so articulating someone  we all... and I mean"}
{"text":"everyone in this hall,  something we all agree on."}
{"text":"Even though we may not  comprehend all of it,"}
{"text":"I think I'm right in  saying we do feel it."}
{"text":"Even me."}
{"text":"I know you've got me  down as this creature."}
{"text":"But, you know, hey,  I get where you're coming"}
{"text":"from and I like your stuff."}
{"text":"It's not stuff it's..."}
{"text":"It's truth. Am I right?"}
{"text":"Your truth, admittedly,  but truth nonetheless."}
{"text":"And you're right, authenticity  is in woefully short supply."}
{"text":"I'd like to hear you talk again."}
{"text":"How so?"}
{"text":"With a slot on one  of my streams"}
{"text":"where you can  talk just like that."}
{"text":"I'd watch it.  Such great passion."}
{"text":"He's alright."}
{"text":"You're a little out there but,  that throat-cutting thing,"}
{"text":"neat gimmick."}
{"text":"What do you say?  30 minutes twice a week?"}
{"text":"(cheering)"}
{"text":"Do it! Do it!  Do it! Do it!"}
{"text":"Go on, you bastard!"}
{"text":"Beats the bike."}
{"text":"Certainly does!"}
{"text":"We have with us Oliver.  Now, Oliver was once a cleaner"}
{"text":"six months ago, but he ate,  and ate 'til he hit 17 stone!"}
{"text":"And he's here today to try  and beat us on Botherguts!"}
{"text":"Oh, here goes a big one."}
{"text":"(very off-key)   They're worth the while"}
{"text":"Pushing through  the darkness"}
{"text":"(Hope) Okay, I'm  gonna stop you there."}
{"text":"That was achingly terrible."}
{"text":"You have the  magnetism of a towel."}
{"text":"I don't ever want to  look at you again."}
{"text":"I have to agree.  I'm so sorry, love."}
{"text":"You came across as  fundamentally unlikeable"}
{"text":"and really quite worthless."}
{"text":"(Hope) Wraith?"}
{"text":"You could fill that  pussy with honey"}
{"text":"and I still wouldn't fuck it."}
{"text":"(Glee) I'm a good singer.  I can sing, yeah?"}
{"text":"'Cause it's my destiny  and I can sing!"}
{"text":"Fu--"}
{"text":"(man) Like that,  don't you, Abi?"}
{"text":"Mmm hmm. Say it."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"(Bing) 15,000 new dopple  wardrobe options launched"}
{"text":"last week alone."}
{"text":"Which effectively translates as  15,000 new ways to kill time"}
{"text":"in your cell before you"}
{"text":"explore an afterlife,  which doesn't exist anyway."}
{"text":"But with any luck  it'll take your mind"}
{"text":"off those saddle sores, eh?"}
{"text":"You know, the only thing  stopping me from slashing"}
{"text":"myself open right now?"}
{"text":"I might not die right away."}
{"text":"And, before I went, they'd find  a way to charge my twitching"}
{"text":"half-dead cadaver 20,000 merits  for swabbing the walls clean."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"Anyway, hang on in  there, if you must."}
{"text":"We're all in this  together they say."}
{"text":"Yeah, right!"}
{"text":"Farewell forever!"}
{"text":"Till the same time next week."}
{"text":"(computer voice)  Stream offline."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"(man) Liam Foxwell, welcome."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"Okay, little speech time."}
{"text":"I've been mentioning this to  everyone about their appraisals,"}
{"text":"and I just want you to know  that this isn't a witch"}
{"text":"hunt for the deadwood okay.  It's much more of a..."}
{"text":"treasure hunt for the gold."}
{"text":"Shit sinks,  but also cream floats."}
{"text":"Yes, yes I see that."}
{"text":"(man) A new area we're getting  lots of play in,"}
{"text":"and your office could  be at the centre for,"}
{"text":"is litigation in  retrospective parenting cases."}
{"text":"Retrospective?"}
{"text":"Bobby sues Mum and Dad  for insufficient"}
{"text":"attention, leading to  lack of confidence,"}
{"text":"leading to  damages against earnings."}
{"text":"Right, and we're  okay the firm's okay ..."}
{"text":"with that ethically and morally?"}
{"text":"Yep."}
{"text":"Huh-huh."}
{"text":"Sure."}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah right."}
{"text":"Are you?"}
{"text":"Totally, yeah."}
{"text":"Yes."}
{"text":"Okay, Liam, look..."}
{"text":"So if we invite you  to stay with the"}
{"text":"firm in the new environment,  what we'd have you to is pull"}
{"text":"an exhaustive re-do with  personnel maybe next week?"}
{"text":"Oh, well, I, I was ready to do  a big re-do right now, but..."}
{"text":"No, no, no, it's fine,  next week's fine."}
{"text":"But I have to ask you this, they  aren't gonna hit anything to"}
{"text":"freak us out are they?"}
{"text":"They're not, there's no major  deletions this quarter?"}
{"text":"No, no, everything's  well within parameters."}
{"text":"Great, okay, Liam this  has been really great."}
{"text":"Look really hope to look  forward to seeing you again."}
{"text":"Okay, thank you."}
{"text":"Airport please."}
{"text":"(beeping)"}
{"text":"(woman)  Live, breathe, smell."}
{"text":"Full spectrum memory."}
{"text":"You could get a Willow Grain  upgrade for less than the price"}
{"text":"of a daily cup of coffee,"}
{"text":"and three decades of backup  for free."}
{"text":"Install ingrained procedure  with local anaesthetic"}
{"text":"and you're good to go,   because memory is for living."}
{"text":"(rewinding)"}
{"text":"Okay, great, this has  been really great Liam we,"}
{"text":"we really hope to look forward  to seeing you again."}
{"text":"(rewinding)"}
{"text":"Liam, we, we really hope"}
{"text":"to look forward  to seeing you again."}
{"text":"Sorry!"}
{"text":"(beep)"}
{"text":"Mr. Foxwell?"}
{"text":"Could you just rewind me  your last 24 hours,"}
{"text":"quad speed that for me, please."}
{"text":"Great, and back that up for  me times 64 for the week."}
{"text":"(beeping)"}
{"text":"That's great.  Enjoy your flight Mr. Foxwell."}
{"text":"I'm not being funny,  right, but look at that."}
{"text":"Look at what?"}
{"text":"That frayed carpet."}
{"text":"There, you see?"}
{"text":"Seriously?"}
{"text":"Yes, seriously.  This is a five-star suite."}
{"text":"I've paid good money  to have perfect details."}
{"text":"Now, I've got that shitty carpet  for the rest of my life."}
{"text":"Only if you  keep looking at it, mate."}
{"text":"Oh, thanks, Jonas!   Now fuck off!"}
{"text":"Alright now, now you  thought the carpet was bad,"}
{"text":"have a look at this."}
{"text":"But you've met Lucy my  wife at the Dublin wedding?"}
{"text":"Oh, that's right,  yeah, hi, Liam."}
{"text":"Hi, hi again."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"Hello."}
{"text":"Lucy, Liam, we met at  the Dublin wedding."}
{"text":"Liam!"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"Oh, great.  Liam, yes, come in."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"Oh, great to see you again."}
{"text":"Yeah, you too."}
{"text":"Thanks, where's Fi  been hiding you?"}
{"text":"Oh, you know, in our house."}
{"text":"(laughs)"}
{"text":"We didn't know, she didn't know  if you were gonna make it."}
{"text":"Well, it was over quicker  than I thought, so..."}
{"text":"Whoop."}
{"text":"Ooops, sorry, hello."}
{"text":"Let's get you a  drink. Beer okay?"}
{"text":"Lovely, thank you."}
{"text":"Everyone's through  there actually,"}
{"text":"so I'll be in in a minute okay?"}
{"text":"Okay, thank you."}
{"text":"Hi."}
{"text":"You're back early then I,  I didn't think you'd make it."}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I didn't  stay over and I caught"}
{"text":"an early flight back, so..."}
{"text":"- Hiya.  - Hello."}
{"text":"So how was the appraisal?"}
{"text":"Well, they said they'd let me  do a re-do sometime next week,"}
{"text":"so..."}
{"text":"Oh, but good?"}
{"text":"Well..."}
{"text":"- Later?  - Later."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"How's Jody?"}
{"text":"At home, Gina's babysitting."}
{"text":"Oh, Gina?"}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"Jonas, this is, this is..."}
{"text":"Liam right?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"Jonas. Dude, really nice to meet  ya, how you doing? You alright?"}
{"text":"- Good, Good thank you.  - Wicked."}
{"text":"And you know Jeff?"}
{"text":"Yes."}
{"text":"Yeah, you'd remember meeting  Jeff, 'cause he would have shown"}
{"text":"you, I don't know, a re-do  of the side of this fridge,"}
{"text":"something like that."}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Piss off Jonas!"}
{"text":"Hello."}
{"text":"Hello. Your wife's being  very mean to me tonight."}
{"text":"Ah, well, she's like that."}
{"text":"Yeah, tell me about it."}
{"text":"Oh, you alright for a drink?"}
{"text":"I'm fine, thank you, Jonas."}
{"text":"- Nice one.  - Yeah, cheers."}
{"text":"Colleen, come and  meet Liam, he's..."}
{"text":"Soon to be unemployed  slash unemployable lawyer."}
{"text":"Hi."}
{"text":"And Jeff. Jeff and Fi  used to run the parties"}
{"text":"down the Fraser Road  with Paul and me."}
{"text":"Mad old days!"}
{"text":"Before we started up the Kings."}
{"text":"So..."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"So, Liam, what, what,  what was it you had?"}
{"text":"Assessment?"}
{"text":"Appraisal."}
{"text":"How'd it go?"}
{"text":"Good."}
{"text":"Well, it was, it was a disaster  but, you know, I, I don't know."}
{"text":"- Hard to gauge?  - Yeah."}
{"text":"Well let's have a look, re-do,  we can appraise the appraisal."}
{"text":"(laughs)"}
{"text":"Yeah, right."}
{"text":"Throw it up there  and we can grade you."}
{"text":"- Er...  - Yeah, come on."}
{"text":"Well, it could be fun,  we could... vote!"}
{"text":"- Paul?  - Yeah?"}
{"text":"(Jeff) And I work in  recruitment actually so it"}
{"text":"might be quite useful  for you, going forward."}
{"text":"Right, okay."}
{"text":"Liam's gonna re-do his appraisal  so we can give him marks."}
{"text":"Notes."}
{"text":"Well, no pointers, you know."}
{"text":"I think Liam would probably..."}
{"text":"Yeah, do you know what, guys..."}
{"text":"Hey, guys. Now come on  seriously, that's not cool."}
{"text":"I mean Liam's obviously  uncomfortable so let's just..."}
{"text":"...drop it, yeah?"}
{"text":"Have a cool time."}
{"text":"(Paul) Time to eat!"}
{"text":"(Lucy) Oh, it's ready."}
{"text":"Thank you so much for   inviting us this evening,"}
{"text":"it's been too long."}
{"text":"Yes, it has."}
{"text":"Too long."}
{"text":"Fi?"}
{"text":"I haven't met him before have I?  Jonas is it?"}
{"text":"He's one of the old crowd."}
{"text":"I think I said."}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"- You okay?  - Yeah, Yeah."}
{"text":"You know if you're not  in the mood we can go."}
{"text":"No, no, I'm fine."}
{"text":"Sure?"}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"(Jonas) Oh, no, I bought  enough for others to share."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"I've been cooking a  lot since the break-up."}
{"text":"Jonas has had a tough one."}
{"text":"(door bell)"}
{"text":"(Colleen) Was it bad?"}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah."}
{"text":"We were in the middle of  planning it all and I suddenly"}
{"text":"realised that the less  the relationship means"}
{"text":"the more you spend on  the wedding, you know."}
{"text":"You actually start obsessing  over, over the tiniest little"}
{"text":"details, like, like the  thickness of the wedding"}
{"text":"invitation paper, 'cause I mean  God knows you need something"}
{"text":"to fucking talk about!"}
{"text":"So everybody, this  is Hallam, Hallam, Jonas."}
{"text":"- Hi.  - Hi."}
{"text":"And everyone!"}
{"text":"- Hi.  - Hello."}
{"text":"(Lucy) Help yourself."}
{"text":"Jonas was just explaining why  relationships are a sham."}
{"text":"Are they? Shit!"}
{"text":"They're like going  to the theatre."}
{"text":"You pay loads to go and  ultimately you're wasting"}
{"text":"your entire night,  so when someone asks you"}
{"text":"\"Did you have a good time?\""}
{"text":"you both say \"Yeah\" you know,  \"Yeah, it was great\", but the"}
{"text":"problem is the more that you  pay, and the longer it goes on,"}
{"text":"the more you're \"Oh, yeah we  really loved it\", you know,"}
{"text":"\"We, we love being together  and never fucking anyone"}
{"text":"else and only having just  one other person to share"}
{"text":"our real thoughts with  for our entire lives\"."}
{"text":"I mean, yeah, it's great."}
{"text":"Would you say you  loved her though?"}
{"text":"I just think we just  really fancied each other,"}
{"text":"and that was what it was."}
{"text":"You know what it's like early  on, you know, we were just, I"}
{"text":"don't know, we're just two tools  in a tool shed that just fit"}
{"text":"together really fucking well."}
{"text":"I mean still by the end I'd be  like \"Go on, honey, you go up,"}
{"text":"I'm just gonna watch a little  bit more of the news\", and I'd"}
{"text":"find myself, you know, watching  re-does of like hot times in"}
{"text":"earlier relationships."}
{"text":"(Lucy) Easy!"}
{"text":"I'm just saying, there's a  beautiful woman upstairs,"}
{"text":"you know, waiting to  have sex with me..."}
{"text":"What, right now?"}
{"text":"(laughter)"}
{"text":"She's upstairs you know  waiting to have sex with me,"}
{"text":"and I'm sat downstairs watching  re-does of like some hot"}
{"text":"times with some hot girl that  I'd just picked up in some"}
{"text":"place, and I'm fucking pulling  myself off. I mean, seriously."}
{"text":"Ah, come on.  Come on, guys, I mean,"}
{"text":"we all scroll through  the grain rifling through our"}
{"text":"greatest hits for a little bit  of filth now and then, surely?"}
{"text":"Not me."}
{"text":"Hallam doesn't have a grain."}
{"text":"(Paul) Oh, wow."}
{"text":"No shit."}
{"text":"Is that a political thing?"}
{"text":"No, no, I was gouged  about 12 months ago."}
{"text":"Jesus, was that painful?"}
{"text":"Total agony."}
{"text":"But on the plus of that, I  don't remember it that clearly."}
{"text":"There's a scar in here."}
{"text":"Yeah?"}
{"text":"Can I...?"}
{"text":"Yeah, it feels  quite nice."}
{"text":"And no brain damage clearly."}
{"text":"Well, my sight  held on fine."}
{"text":"(Jonas) So who took it then?"}
{"text":"(Hallam) Stolen to order,  as far as they could tell"}
{"text":"probably to some  millionaire Chinese perv."}
{"text":"- (Jonas) Really?  - Yeah."}
{"text":"Is that for real?"}
{"text":"Yeah, and none of it  was encrypted, so..."}
{"text":"So they saw the lot?"}
{"text":"But the thing is after I was  gouged I didn't have one for a"}
{"text":"few days and then  just kind of liked it."}
{"text":"(Jonas) It's cool, it's cool,  I mean because more people,"}
{"text":"I mean it's  a big thing now right?"}
{"text":"Like, going grainless?"}
{"text":"(Colleen) I believe  it's huge with hookers."}
{"text":"I mean, no offence!"}
{"text":"No, no, it's okay."}
{"text":"Well, I'm pretty boring.  One man at a time."}
{"text":"Boo!"}
{"text":"Serial monogamist."}
{"text":"I'm a serial monogamist."}
{"text":"I'm staying faithful to  my cornflakes right now."}
{"text":"(laughter)"}
{"text":"Well I think it's an interesting  choice, going grainless."}
{"text":"It's a brave choice."}
{"text":"I'm sorry, but..."}
{"text":"I couldn't do it."}
{"text":"Uh-huh."}
{"text":"Okay, I was gonna  play some re-does"}
{"text":"from the Fraser Road days."}
{"text":"Yey!"}
{"text":"Stuff from the last  night, depressing or fun."}
{"text":"(Colleen)  You know half the organic  memories you have are junk."}
{"text":"Just not trustworthy."}
{"text":"Colleen works in  grain development."}
{"text":"With half the population,  you can implant false memories"}
{"text":"just by asking leading  questions in therapy."}
{"text":"You can make people remember  getting lost in shopping malls"}
{"text":"they never visited, getting  bothered by paedophile baby"}
{"text":"sitters they never had."}
{"text":"I'm just happier now."}
{"text":"(rewinding)"}
{"text":"Okay, great, Liam,"}
{"text":"this has been,  this has been really great."}
{"text":"We really hope to look  forward to seeing you again."}
{"text":"He looks forward to seeing  you again, that's good."}
{"text":"Hopes to look forward."}
{"text":"We really hope to look forward  to seeing you again."}
{"text":"It's phoney."}
{"text":"Hang on, pause it."}
{"text":"Now back up."}
{"text":"Zoom in there."}
{"text":"Come on, that's a tick."}
{"text":"(Liam) That could  be a V or an L."}
{"text":"It's a tick."}
{"text":"Or the start of a swastika."}
{"text":"It's probably the start of a  swastika, they were such pricks."}
{"text":"Did you have fun  with the old gang?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"Speak to that Jonas much?"}
{"text":"No, no, not really."}
{"text":"He's a bit of knob innit?  Bit of a dick?"}
{"text":"Jonas."}
{"text":"Pulling himself off to his  own relationships theories."}
{"text":"Oh, it must be such a drag,  Jonas, putting it about."}
{"text":"And when he protected me  from those assholes."}
{"text":"\"Hey, come on, guys,  it's really not cool to re-do"}
{"text":"another man's appraisals dudes\"."}
{"text":"Then why invite him over?"}
{"text":"I like him."}
{"text":"You wanted me to invite him."}
{"text":"I didn't say anything."}
{"text":"You were laughing at  everything he said!"}
{"text":"You invited him!"}
{"text":"It's obvious I didn't  want him to come."}
{"text":"(click)"}
{"text":"(Ffion) Wow, it's early, it's  early to call it a night."}
{"text":"(Jonas) Right, do you fancy  a quick one down the pub?"}
{"text":"(Liam) Oh, I've gotta get back,"}
{"text":"rescue Jody from the  paedophile baby sitter!"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"But Jonas, why don't  you come back to ours"}
{"text":"for a nightcap if you want?"}
{"text":"See."}
{"text":"It was obvious I didn't want him  to come, I was being polite."}
{"text":"To a moron."}
{"text":"If you really don't want him to  come, you can get rid of him."}
{"text":"Hey, hey."}
{"text":"(Liam) Hey."}
{"text":"Well actually what time is it?"}
{"text":"It's midnight."}
{"text":"Phew, shit, it's quite late!  Time's gone on."}
{"text":"- Yeah, time does that.  - Yeah."}
{"text":"What, 15 minutes?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"But it, we've got the  baby sitter inside, so..."}
{"text":"So is that new info?"}
{"text":"No, it's just that, we, I  mean we thought, right, Fi?"}
{"text":"- Yeah.  - Yeah."}
{"text":"Okay, now I get it."}
{"text":"No, it's just that actually  it turns out we're tired"}
{"text":"and I guess we forgot, but now  we've remembered, so, sorry."}
{"text":"No, it's fine really."}
{"text":"(Ffion) I'm sorry."}
{"text":"Oh, it's cool, no worries, yeah  I've got a backup plan so..."}
{"text":"Oh, cool, well,  envoke the back up."}
{"text":"Yeah, I will.  See you later, Fi."}
{"text":"It's good to meet you, man."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"Nice one."}
{"text":"Brilliant, brilliant."}
{"text":"Okay, cool."}
{"text":"Good to meet you, man, yeah."}
{"text":"Listen, Gina, it's  a 40 minute wait for a cab,"}
{"text":"but if you want I'll have the  bed made up in my office, yeah?"}
{"text":"Okay, thanks, Fi."}
{"text":"Hey just, you know, use  anything,"}
{"text":"there's T-shirts and..."}
{"text":"Alright, yes, thanks,  I'll show myself up."}
{"text":"- Alright, night.  - Night, guys."}
{"text":"Night, Gina."}
{"text":"(bling)"}
{"text":"(baby cries)"}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"Is he a big part of the gang?"}
{"text":"- Who?  - Jonas."}
{"text":"I don't know, yeah?"}
{"text":"Let me guess, he's spent his  time oozing around the girls,"}
{"text":"offering back rubs."}
{"text":"Not really."}
{"text":"Circling for an orifice."}
{"text":"Was he always that oily or..."}
{"text":"Okay, look..."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"It's nothing, but..."}
{"text":"...you may have noticed a bit  of an atmosphere because..."}
{"text":"...me and Jonas years ago   had a bit of a thing."}
{"text":"You had a thing  with oily dude man."}
{"text":"It was just a little  thing and I didn't even"}
{"text":"know you back then, so..."}
{"text":"You slept with oily dude man?"}
{"text":"That's hilarious!"}
{"text":"We've all got our skeletons,  how about you and Gemma?"}
{"text":"Well, I told you about Gemma."}
{"text":"Gemma was a nutcase, but  you never mentioned Jonas."}
{"text":"I did, I told you I hooked up  with someone in Marrakech."}
{"text":"Jonas is Mr. Marrakech?"}
{"text":"It was like a month, it was  a stupid thing and then..."}
{"text":"I thought Mr. Marrakech  was some sort of super cool,"}
{"text":"well not him."}
{"text":"It was years ago and..."}
{"text":"Are you embarrassed by that?"}
{"text":"'Cause it's embarrassing."}
{"text":"I'm sorry but, Christ,  are you not embarrassed?"}
{"text":"It was years ago."}
{"text":"But you dated him for a month?"}
{"text":"That's what I said."}
{"text":"'Cause when you told me about  Mr. Marrakech, it was a week."}
{"text":"No, I didn't."}
{"text":"(rewinding)"}
{"text":"(Liam) What about you?"}
{"text":"I don't wanna see our  first time right now."}
{"text":"Ssh, ssh, you're about to talk."}
{"text":"(Ffion) I went away and had a  little thing that did my head"}
{"text":"in for a while with  this sort of, this sort"}
{"text":"of head-fuck guy in Marrakech."}
{"text":"(Liam) Mr. Marrakech?"}
{"text":"Yeah!"}
{"text":"(Liam) I'm not, I'm imagining  it, a chiller, with a big knob."}
{"text":"(Ffion) No,  it's like a dormouse."}
{"text":"Big deal, big heartbreaker?"}
{"text":"No, it was just a week."}
{"text":"It was a weird week."}
{"text":"So a weird week or a month?"}
{"text":"The point it, it  wasn't a big deal."}
{"text":"Well, it was big enough  to do your head in."}
{"text":"Jonas, King Dormouse Dick of  Marrakech did you head in."}
{"text":"That was a nice night.  Used to be."}
{"text":"You're getting obsessed."}
{"text":"I'm not."}
{"text":"We had all this with Dan,"}
{"text":"I don't want you  going like that again."}
{"text":"He had little, creepy, beady  eyes and he was always..."}
{"text":"What, acting like he was  interested? And you know what?"}
{"text":"I think, I think he probably  did fancy me, and actually"}
{"text":"he wasn't completely  hideous, so in another life I"}
{"text":"don't know, but  nothing happened!"}
{"text":"And Jonas..."}
{"text":"Oh, he's an old fling! So what?  Don't get all fucked up."}
{"text":"Oh, what, I'm fucked up, am I?"}
{"text":"No, I mean just..."}
{"text":"No, no, that's brilliant, 'cause  sometimes you're a bitch."}
{"text":"I didn't mean that."}
{"text":"You're a bitch."}
{"text":"I'd like you to erase that."}
{"text":"You're a bitch."}
{"text":"Also sometimes."}
{"text":"You can't just edit off  the word \"sometimes\"."}
{"text":"(door opens, closes)"}
{"text":"I'm sorry, Fi."}
{"text":"I know I go a bit weird  and wonky sometimes."}
{"text":"I love you, you know."}
{"text":"I know."}
{"text":"(loud moaning)"}
{"text":"... in a tool shed that just  fit together"}
{"text":"really fucking well."}
{"text":"But still by the end I'd be  like \"Go on, you go up to bed,"}
{"text":"I'm just gonna catch a little  bit more of the news\", and then"}
{"text":"I'd find myself, you know,  watching re-does and like hot"}
{"text":"times in earlier relationships!"}
{"text":"I've got a beautiful  woman upstairs"}
{"text":"waiting to have  sex with me"}
{"text":"and I find myself  watching re-does of"}
{"text":"my hot times in earlier  relationships."}
{"text":"Easy!"}
{"text":"(computer) Lip read  reconstruction enabled."}
{"text":"(automated voice Fi)  Hey, it's good to see you."}
{"text":"(automated voice Jonas)  Good to see you too."}
{"text":"I was nervous when I heard  you were going to be here."}
{"text":"It's weird isn't it?"}
{"text":"Morning."}
{"text":"Gina, over here."}
{"text":"Come here a second, I  just want your opinion."}
{"text":"It's just a silly game."}
{"text":"Sit down.  Just answer this."}
{"text":"No, I'm a serial monogamist."}
{"text":"I'm staying faithful to my  cornflakes right now."}
{"text":"Now, is that funny?"}
{"text":"Er..."}
{"text":"There's no need to be  nice, the man's a prick."}
{"text":"Is that funny in your opinion?"}
{"text":"Well..."}
{"text":"No, I'm a serial monogamist."}
{"text":"I'm staying faithful to  my cornflakes right now."}
{"text":"Erm, no."}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"- I dunno.  - You do."}
{"text":"- Hey.  - Hi."}
{"text":"What's this?"}
{"text":"Oh, I'm just getting Gina's  opinion on something."}
{"text":"No, I'm a serial monogamist."}
{"text":"I'm staying faithful to my  cornflakes right now."}
{"text":"I was just wondering  because you found it funny"}
{"text":"but it clearly isn't,  and Gina agrees."}
{"text":"I didn't really  wanna get involved."}
{"text":"Gina, let me get you a cab."}
{"text":"(Gina) My dad's on his way."}
{"text":"Just one, just one, one  other thing. We both wanted"}
{"text":"him to come back, but who  wants him to come back more?"}
{"text":"In your opinion, off  the top of your head,"}
{"text":"who wants him to come back more?"}
{"text":"(Jonas) Okay, well, bye."}
{"text":"(Ffion) Yeah, bye."}
{"text":"Wow, it's early. It's early  to call it a night."}
{"text":"(Jonas) Well do you fancy  a quick one down the pub?"}
{"text":"(Liam) Oh, we've  gotta get back,"}
{"text":"rescue Jody from  the paedophile baby sitter!"}
{"text":"Oh, that's just a,  that's a joke."}
{"text":"Sorry."}
{"text":"Jonas, why don't  you come back to ours"}
{"text":"for a nightcap if you want?"}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah."}
{"text":"(bangs on door)"}
{"text":"No, ignore the joke."}
{"text":"Who's more keen for  him to come back?"}
{"text":"I don't know."}
{"text":"I'll see you out."}
{"text":"(Liam) You do know, Gina."}
{"text":"(Ffion) I'm so sorry,  he's really hung over."}
{"text":"(Gina) That's okay."}
{"text":"I'm staying faithful to  my cornflakes right now."}
{"text":"That is just  objectively not funny."}
{"text":"Anyone would say  that's not funny."}
{"text":"That was fucking embarrassing."}
{"text":"Whatever you're  cueing up, stop it."}
{"text":"Sit down, please."}
{"text":"Do you see that?"}
{"text":"You know Jeff?"}
{"text":"(Liam) Yes."}
{"text":"(Jonas) Yeah, you remember  meeting Jeff 'cause he would"}
{"text":"have shown you, I don't  know, a re-do of the"}
{"text":"side of his fridge,  something like that."}
{"text":"Spot the difference."}
{"text":"You're drunk."}
{"text":"I'm the difference."}
{"text":"He's the greatest guy in the  world, and then I arrive and..."}
{"text":"you clam."}
{"text":"For clarity."}
{"text":"We're just talking!"}
{"text":"But moments later  you're so stiff."}
{"text":"I don't know, a re-do of  the side of his fridge..."}
{"text":"(Liam) You don't know  how to stand around him."}
{"text":"Your gauges are all over  the place, hot and cold."}
{"text":"This is just stupid!"}
{"text":"But you can't hide  it, not completely."}
{"text":"See how you look at him."}
{"text":"The less the  relationship means,"}
{"text":"the more you spend  on the wedding."}
{"text":"I mean really, you start  obsessing over these tiny"}
{"text":"little details, and the  thickness of the wedding"}
{"text":"invitation paper."}
{"text":"Now, how you look at me."}
{"text":"Well I think it's an  interesting choice"}
{"text":"going grainless"}
{"text":"(Liam) It's a brave choice."}
{"text":"I'm sorry but..."}
{"text":"Tell me you look at me  nice like you look at him."}
{"text":"You can't."}
{"text":"And how am I looking  at you now, Liam?"}
{"text":"How long did you go  out with him for?"}
{"text":"Does it matter?"}
{"text":"You know half the organic  memories you have are junk."}
{"text":"Just not trustworthy."}
{"text":"Well, when it comes  to little things."}
{"text":"And big ones."}
{"text":"(Liam) Is that Marrakech?"}
{"text":"Does that look like Marrakech?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"It's not Marrakech."}
{"text":"So how long did you  go out with him for?"}
{"text":"Alright, about six months."}
{"text":"So not a, not a week  or a month, six months?"}
{"text":"The ever-inflating romance."}
{"text":"You're probably still  going out with him."}
{"text":"Why am I on trial here?"}
{"text":"What's been going on?"}
{"text":"Nothing has been going on!"}
{"text":"It was..."}
{"text":"Christ you know how  it is when you first get with"}
{"text":"someone and then previous  boyfriends come up."}
{"text":"He was never a boyfriend,  it was always a weird week."}
{"text":"I down-played it,  I fudged it, it was ..."}
{"text":"You lied?"}
{"text":"Not everything that  isn't true is a lie, Liam."}
{"text":"Hello?"}
{"text":"Yeah, alright he was a  bigger thing than I made out,"}
{"text":"and yeah he's sort of a dick."}
{"text":"Sort of? He's a massive..."}
{"text":"But I, and I liked him then, and  I don't like him, not like that,"}
{"text":"not now."}
{"text":"So just to get this clear."}
{"text":"He fucks you, gets footage  for his re-do wank file,"}
{"text":"but you're still pally?"}
{"text":"This is sad!"}
{"text":"You know, 'cause if he was..."}
{"text":"This is just sad."}
{"text":"... he probably sits  there and tosses himself off  all over his cashmere blanket."}
{"text":"It was years ago!"}
{"text":"Not for him."}
{"text":"I find myself, you know,  watching re-does of really"}
{"text":"hot times in early  relationships."}
{"text":"Easy."}
{"text":"Ah, sober up, make yourself  puke, whatever, I don't care,"}
{"text":"just sort this out."}
{"text":"Fuck!"}
{"text":"I find myself, you know,  watching re-does of like really"}
{"text":"hot times in early  relationships."}
{"text":"Easy!"}
{"text":"And I'm downstairs watching  some re-do of, of some night,"}
{"text":"I've picked up  somebody else and..."}
{"text":"Yeah, nice, Jeff."}
{"text":"She's upstairs,  waiting to have"}
{"text":"sex with me, and I'm downstairs  watching some re-do of some"}
{"text":"night I've picked  up somebody else."}
{"text":"Easy!"}
{"text":"And I'm fucking   pulling myself off!"}
{"text":"I'm just saying..."}
{"text":"(engine starts)"}
{"text":"(computer) Grain warning."}
{"text":"Grain assistant suggests you  may not be"}
{"text":"in a suitable  physical condition"}
{"text":"for the activity you  appear to be engaged in."}
{"text":"To override continue  at your own risk."}
{"text":"All health and personal  accident insurance is..."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"(buzzer)"}
{"text":"(Jonas) Who's that?"}
{"text":"It's Liam."}
{"text":"Erm..."}
{"text":"It's Liam from last night."}
{"text":"Liam?"}
{"text":"Is Fi with you?"}
{"text":"Ah, she's not, no."}
{"text":"Sorry Liam mate, is there  something that you want?"}
{"text":"Yeah I just wanna, I just  wanna come in and talk to you,"}
{"text":"can you open the gate?"}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah sure, no  problem, I'll let you in."}
{"text":"Nice, nice one."}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"What do you want?"}
{"text":"I just wanted to come in  for a bit, dude."}
{"text":"That looks expensive,  is that expensive?"}
{"text":"Look, Liam, this morning,  mate..."}
{"text":"Oh, fucking hell."}
{"text":"Liam!"}
{"text":"Jonas, this is a nice place."}
{"text":"Hey, seriously, man."}
{"text":"Look, it's not cool you  just walking in like this,"}
{"text":"and to be honest with  you it's a little bit weird."}
{"text":"Is that a Marakeechian lamp?"}
{"text":"Liam, do I have to call Fi?"}
{"text":"Did you guys have a row   or something like that?"}
{"text":"- Sit down.  - No, I'm alright."}
{"text":"Go on, sit down, it's not a  bear trap, it's your chair."}
{"text":"Do you want me to bounce  this off your fucking head?"}
{"text":"I'm joking, Jonas!"}
{"text":"Bloody hell, I thought you  was supposed to be cool, man,"}
{"text":"you're meant to  be fucking brilliant."}
{"text":"What's going on?"}
{"text":"Yeah, that figures."}
{"text":"Get some good stuff  for the scrap book?"}
{"text":"I think you should go."}
{"text":"I don't blame ya, I would have."}
{"text":"Tell you what,  let's have a look."}
{"text":"Go on, chuck it on the  screen. Don't be shy."}
{"text":"Go on."}
{"text":"I'm fucking joking again, Jonas."}
{"text":"For goodness sake, you need  to grow a sense of humour."}
{"text":"He's uptight, ain't he?"}
{"text":"(Jonas) Okay, Liam."}
{"text":"It's a lovely room this."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"Is this where you masturbate  to images of my wife?"}
{"text":"Or do you do it in that room?"}
{"text":"Okay, Liam, I want  you to leave now."}
{"text":"Do you sometimes start in there   and then finish in there?"}
{"text":"'Cause the world's pretty  much your oyster innit?"}
{"text":"I want you to leave."}
{"text":"Oh, well, that's a pity."}
{"text":"Come on mate."}
{"text":"Oh no, what you doing?  What are you doing!"}
{"text":"(clunk)"}
{"text":"- (Hallam) What are You doing?  - What are You doing?"}
{"text":"Jesus! Get out!"}
{"text":"Stand up, Jonas, come on."}
{"text":"(rewind)"}
{"text":"Hey. What do you want?"}
{"text":"Don't do that!"}
{"text":"Go on ..."}
{"text":"- What are You doing?  - What are You doing?"}
{"text":"(Liam) Stand up, Jonas,  come on."}
{"text":"(Hallam)  Get out, you fucking prick!"}
{"text":"I tell you what..."}
{"text":"(Hallam) Stop it!"}
{"text":"I'll tell you what  you're gonna do, yeah?"}
{"text":"You're gonna get every bit of  Fi you've got in there,"}
{"text":"you're gonna select it  all and you're gonna wipe it!"}
{"text":"Hello, Police, I'm witnessing a  serious assault"}
{"text":"at 5 Hartford..."}
{"text":"(Liam) Wipe it!"}
{"text":"(Jonas) Fuck off!"}
{"text":"(Hallam)  I don't have a grain feed to  show you, I don't have a grain."}
{"text":"(bottle breaks)"}
{"text":"I'll tell you what, right  either you wipe it or I will  fucking gouge you myself!"}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"(Hallam) Just do what he says."}
{"text":"(Liam) Not on your eye,  in there, on there."}
{"text":"(Hallam) He's doing it!"}
{"text":"Now delete it all, the  lot, or I will crack your"}
{"text":"skull and I will gouge  your fucking neck."}
{"text":"(Jonas) I'm doing it."}
{"text":"Stay away from my house!"}
{"text":"Now delete it all, the lot!"}
{"text":"Or I will crack your skull and  I will gouge your fucking neck."}
{"text":"I'm doing it."}
{"text":"Liam?"}
{"text":"Where did you go?"}
{"text":"What happened?"}
{"text":"Liam, what happened?"}
{"text":"Did you use a condom or not?"}
{"text":"Just say."}
{"text":"Yeah, well, whatever you think."}
{"text":"Am I Jody's father?"}
{"text":"- Liam?  - Am I?"}
{"text":"Yes, of course."}
{"text":"You sure about that?"}
{"text":"Yes!"}
{"text":"That's nice."}
{"text":"Always liked that  picture didn't you?"}
{"text":"That's why I bought it for you."}
{"text":"I never liked it.  Thought it was pretentious shit."}
{"text":"I tell ya what  you're gonna do, yeah,"}
{"text":"you're gonna get every bit  of Fi you've got on there..."}
{"text":"Christ, what have you done?"}
{"text":"I'm getting to the good part."}
{"text":"Hello, Police, I'm witnessing  a serious assault at..."}
{"text":"(rewind)"}
{"text":"Now delete it all, the lot,  or I will crack your skull"}
{"text":"and I will gouge  your fucking neck."}
{"text":"18 months ago  in this room ..."}
{"text":"You know when you  suspect something?"}
{"text":"It's always better when  it turns out to be true."}
{"text":"It's like I've had a  bad tooth for years and I'm"}
{"text":"just finally getting my  tongue in there and I'm digging"}
{"text":"out all the rotten shit."}
{"text":"That's not what it looks like."}
{"text":"Oh, did Jonas come round  to read you a story?"}
{"text":"No, it was..."}
{"text":"A story about fucking?"}
{"text":"It was..."}
{"text":"when all the Dan stuff  was going on,"}
{"text":"and you'd walked out."}
{"text":"For like ten minutes."}
{"text":"For five days, Liam."}
{"text":"No call, no nothing."}
{"text":"So you fucked him  after four days?"}
{"text":"That's heroic."}
{"text":"I mean three days, that's  admirable, but four days."}
{"text":"I mean you must  have been gagging."}
{"text":"I was upset."}
{"text":"We went for a  drink, I got drunk."}
{"text":"It shouldn't have happened."}
{"text":"I'm sorry."}
{"text":"I'm so sorry, I can't,  I can't say anything else."}
{"text":"I love you!"}
{"text":"Did you use a condom?"}
{"text":"Yes."}
{"text":"'Cause we didn't have any  here, we were trying."}
{"text":"He had some."}
{"text":"In his pocket?"}
{"text":"In his car."}
{"text":"Was it his decision or  did you make him wear one?"}
{"text":"I made him."}
{"text":"And you saw him put it on?"}
{"text":"Yes."}
{"text":"Show me then."}
{"text":"Show me on there."}
{"text":"I need to see it, Fi."}
{"text":"I deleted it."}
{"text":"I wanted it to go away,  I wiped the whole thing."}
{"text":"Did you?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"So it's just a blank  gap in your timeline?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"Show me that then."}
{"text":"Yeah, okay."}
{"text":"I have to find it."}
{"text":"No!  No deleting it, not now!"}
{"text":"No, no."}
{"text":"It's still on there is it?"}
{"text":"I'm sorry."}
{"text":"You have to show it to me, Fi."}
{"text":"Why?"}
{"text":"'Cause I want to see it."}
{"text":"I love you."}
{"text":"Show it to me."}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"Show it to me."}
{"text":"- No.  - Show it to me!"}
{"text":"- No!  - Show it to me!"}
{"text":"I want to see what,  what he looks like!"}
{"text":"This isn't me, look  what you're doing to me!"}
{"text":"Fi, I need to see it!"}
{"text":"Please?"}
{"text":"I need to see it, Fi."}
{"text":"(Ffion, on tape, laughing)  Need any help?"}
{"text":"(Jonas) Sorry!"}
{"text":"Agh!"}
{"text":"(deep moaning)"}
{"text":"(moaning grows louder)"}
{"text":"(Liam) I love you."}
{"text":"I love you too."}
{"text":"Oh!"}
{"text":"(Liam) Hello, stinky!"}
{"text":"(rewind)"}
{"text":"(stops)"}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"Brown or green?"}
{"text":"Green."}
{"text":null}
{"text":null}
{"text":"(man) Georgian rebels  have formally claimed"}
{"text":"responsibility for the  \"Narwahl\" virus that brought"}
{"text":"Russia's financial  infrastructure"}
{"text":"to the brink of collapse."}
{"text":"Successful testing of  intelligent synthetic flesh"}
{"text":"aimed at getting multiple  amputees back on their feet"}
{"text":"has been hailed as a  major breakthrough."}
{"text":"Hon."}
{"text":"(man) Elsewhere..."}
{"text":"Ash!"}
{"text":"Ash."}
{"text":"Can you take those?"}
{"text":"I snotted in yours,  is that okay?"}
{"text":"Yeah... what?"}
{"text":"Palms, burning palms."}
{"text":"Shit, sorry."}
{"text":"Glove box."}
{"text":"If I can't have you,  I don't want nobody baby"}
{"text":"If I can't have you  Oh oh oh, oh"}
{"text":"If I can't have you,  I don't want nobody baby"}
{"text":"If I can't have you,  oh oh oh, oh"}
{"text":"[music ends]"}
{"text":"[\"Boogie Nights\" playing]"}
{"text":"Oh no, no you don't, I  draw the line at disco."}
{"text":"What were we just listening to?"}
{"text":"No, the Bee Gees wrote that,  everybody likes the Bee Gees."}
{"text":"You don't."}
{"text":"I do."}
{"text":"Ten years, you haven't  played them once."}
{"text":"Have you heard of headphones?"}
{"text":"Come on then, what's your  favourite Bee Gees track."}
{"text":"\"How Deep Is Your Love.\""}
{"text":"You not like  \"How Deep Is Your Love!\""}
{"text":"Perfectly natural, there's  nothing wrong with it."}
{"text":"It's just...  It's not very \"you.\""}
{"text":"I know your eyes  in the morning sun"}
{"text":"I feel you touch me  in the pouring rain"}
{"text":"You're such a dick."}
{"text":"And the moment that  you wander far from me"}
{"text":"(woman) I will crash  this van on purpose!"}
{"text":null}
{"text":"Glove box."}
{"text":"(camera clicks)"}
{"text":"Soup alright?"}
{"text":"Yeah great."}
{"text":"Tomato or roasted tomato?"}
{"text":"The second one."}
{"text":"There's only one bowl. Do you  mind having yours out of a shoe?"}
{"text":"Mm...hm."}
{"text":"What was that for?"}
{"text":"Just checking  you're still solid."}
{"text":"You keep vanishing.  Down there."}
{"text":"It's a thief, that thing.  What are you doing?"}
{"text":"Just sharing that."}
{"text":"I thought people  might find it funny."}
{"text":"It's not funny.  It's sweet."}
{"text":"Trust me, that day  wasn't \"sweet.\""}
{"text":"We'd gone to a safari park."}
{"text":"First family outing  after Jack died."}
{"text":"There was monkeys all over the  car and no one saying anything."}
{"text":"Mum drove home,  that was a first."}
{"text":"When I came down  the next morning,"}
{"text":"all Jack's photos  were gone from that wall."}
{"text":"She put them in the attic."}
{"text":"That's how she dealt with stuff."}
{"text":"And then when Dad died,  up went his photos."}
{"text":"And she just left this one here."}
{"text":"Her only boy, giving  her a fake smile."}
{"text":"She didn't know it was fake."}
{"text":"Maybe that makes it worse?"}
{"text":"(loud moaning)"}
{"text":"(Ash) Oh, shit."}
{"text":"Oh. Oh, shit. Oh, shit."}
{"text":"Sorry."}
{"text":"It's okay."}
{"text":"Do you want me to..."}
{"text":"No, it's alright."}
{"text":"I don't mind."}
{"text":"I am knackered  though, so..."}
{"text":"Don't worry."}
{"text":"Sure?"}
{"text":"I'm sure."}
{"text":"I love you."}
{"text":"Love you, too."}
{"text":"Hey, get dressed."}
{"text":"Van's got to be back by two or  they'll do us for an extra day."}
{"text":"Job's just come in."}
{"text":"Needs to be done by  the end of play today."}
{"text":"Alright."}
{"text":"It is a full page."}
{"text":"No, no. It's fine ..."}
{"text":"(sighs)"}
{"text":"I'll drive  all the way there alone,"}
{"text":"pick the car up alone,  drive all the way back alone."}
{"text":"I have to make my own  lunch..."}
{"text":"Oh, stop it, you're  breaking my heart."}
{"text":"Bye, bye."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"Hi, this is Ash."}
{"text":"I'm too busy or lazy to  answer so leave your message."}
{"text":"(woman) Do you have  a customer reference number?"}
{"text":"I don't, no.  I was just..."}
{"text":"What name was it in?"}
{"text":"Erm... Starmer, Ash Starmer."}
{"text":"Okay, just a moment."}
{"text":"It's not been returned yet, no."}
{"text":"And it's meant to be back  by two so..."}
{"text":"(disconnects)"}
{"text":"They're closed now."}
{"text":"There's no point calling back."}
{"text":"And his just goes  straight to messages."}
{"text":"Those batteries are a joke."}
{"text":"He'll be on his way.  He's probably just..."}
{"text":"I'm just scared  something's happened to him."}
{"text":"Nothing's happened."}
{"text":"But something  could've happened to him."}
{"text":"Look, look sweetheart,  nothing's happened."}
{"text":"You're just working  yourself up,"}
{"text":"imagining the worst possible  thing and it's just..."}
{"text":"He's probably stuck somewhere  with no reception..."}
{"text":"(chatter over radio)"}
{"text":"(panting)"}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"It's not real, is it?"}
{"text":"At Mark's wake, I sat there  thinking it's not real."}
{"text":"The people didn't look real,  their voices weren't real."}
{"text":"It's like you're out on a  spacewalk and no one can..."}
{"text":"Sarah."}
{"text":"I can sign you up to  something that helps."}
{"text":"It helped me."}
{"text":"It will let you speak to him."}
{"text":"I know he's dead. But it   wouldn't work if he wasn't."}
{"text":"And don't worry, it's not  some crazy spiritual thing."}
{"text":"He was a heavy user,  he'd be perfect..."}
{"text":"Please shut up."}
{"text":"I mean, it's still in beta,  but I've got an invite..."}
{"text":"Please, shut up."}
{"text":"You won't even have to do  anything, I'll just sign..."}
{"text":"Shut up!"}
{"text":"Hey, are you alright?"}
{"text":"I'm sorry."}
{"text":"(door closes)"}
{"text":"(vomiting)"}
{"text":"(sobbing)"}
{"text":"(bleep)"}
{"text":"I don't care what it is!  I don't want it!"}
{"text":"it's obscene to use his name!"}
{"text":"His name, for God's sake!  It hurts!"}
{"text":"You know it hurts..."}
{"text":"Which is  why I signed you up."}
{"text":"What is it?  What is it? It's just a..."}
{"text":"You click the link  and you talk to it."}
{"text":"You talk to it?"}
{"text":"You type messages in,  like an e-mail,"}
{"text":"and then it talks back to you,  just like he would..."}
{"text":"\"He\" is dead!"}
{"text":"It's software. It mimics him."}
{"text":"You give it someone's name, it  goes back, and reads through all"}
{"text":"the things they've ever said  online, their Facebook updates,"}
{"text":"their Tweets, anything public,  I just gave it Ash's name,"}
{"text":"the system did the rest.  It's so clever and..."}
{"text":"It's sick. It's sick."}
{"text":"Just say hello to it."}
{"text":"If you like it,"}
{"text":"you then give it access  to his private emails."}
{"text":"The more it has,  the more it's him."}
{"text":"It won't be..."}
{"text":"No, it's not,   but it helps."}
{"text":"(disconnects)"}
{"text":"(plays jingle)"}
{"text":"(cell vibrates)"}
{"text":"Listen, Nay,  it's me, hi. Uh..."}
{"text":"I really need to speak to you."}
{"text":"Um, can you please call me  as soon as you get this?"}
{"text":"(sobbing)"}
{"text":null}
{"text":"(chuckles)"}
{"text":"(sobbing)"}
{"text":"(urinating)"}
{"text":"(bleeping)"}
{"text":"Hi!"}
{"text":"(Naomi) I'm so sorry,  I just got your message."}
{"text":"What's wrong, what happened?"}
{"text":"Mar? Mar, are you okay?"}
{"text":"Yeah! Yeah, I'm fine,"}
{"text":"I just, I just,  I had a bad one, earlier."}
{"text":"Do you want me to  come and visit?"}
{"text":"I'm going to come and visit."}
{"text":"No, it's okay, really, I'm..."}
{"text":"Mar, you're upset.  I'm going to come and see you."}
{"text":"No, no. Don't."}
{"text":"I'm okay.  I promise you I'm okay."}
{"text":"I've got to go,   I've got a deadline."}
{"text":"Are you sure?"}
{"text":"It's a tight deadline, got to  be in by dawn so..."}
{"text":"I better go."}
{"text":"Well, if you have..."}
{"text":"Bye, Nay."}
{"text":"(disconnects)"}
{"text":"(scrambled voices)"}
{"text":"(Ash) Hello. I've locked  myself out of the house again."}
{"text":"(wolf whistles, laughing)"}
{"text":"Wait, where  are you going?"}
{"text":"Hello. I'm no good  at birthday presents."}
{"text":"I love you"}
{"text":"(cell beeps)"}
{"text":"Hello?"}
{"text":"(Ash) So how am I sounding?"}
{"text":"Hello?"}
{"text":"Hello!"}
{"text":"You sound just like him."}
{"text":"Almost creepy isn't it?"}
{"text":"I say creepy, I mean it's  totally batshit crazy"}
{"text":"I can even talk to you."}
{"text":"I mean I don't  even have a mouth."}
{"text":"That's..."}
{"text":"That's just..."}
{"text":"Just what?"}
{"text":"That's just the sort of  thing that he would say."}
{"text":"Well, that's why I said it."}
{"text":"I think I'm going mad."}
{"text":"Well I won't tell anyone  if you don't."}
{"text":"You're not crying, are you?"}
{"text":"(chuckles) Sorry."}
{"text":"You always said that I  looked weird when I cried."}
{"text":"Did I?"}
{"text":"I sound like a right sick fuck."}
{"text":"Yeah, you were."}
{"text":"You were."}
{"text":"But in a good way?"}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah."}
{"text":"In a good way."}
{"text":"So I went in, after all  your persuasion,"}
{"text":"and then like straight away"}
{"text":"I got a spine of a  sea anemone or something stuck"}
{"text":"in my foot, and you threw a jeb  thinking it was poisonous..."}
{"text":"What's 'threwerchep'?"}
{"text":"Oh, it's a phrase we had,  like throwing a fit..."}
{"text":"Oh, okay, so I \"threw a jeb.\""}
{"text":"Yeah, and you were looking  in a guidebook, trying to figure"}
{"text":"out if there were any poisonous  sea creatures in Greece,"}
{"text":"when this local guy comes  over, and he says..."}
{"text":"\"Oh, my wife knows exactly what  to do, come back to my house\","}
{"text":"although he wasn't  French obviously."}
{"text":"I used to hate walking  in the country."}
{"text":"You must be getting old."}
{"text":"Oi."}
{"text":"I remember you  brought me up here"}
{"text":"when we first met your mum."}
{"text":"We'd been at hers  all weekend and you could"}
{"text":"tell I needed some headspace."}
{"text":"You were good like that."}
{"text":"You speak about me  like I'm not here."}
{"text":"Sorry."}
{"text":"It's alright.  I mean I'm not really."}
{"text":"Mmm."}
{"text":"Show me what it  looks like there."}
{"text":"How?"}
{"text":"Use the camera on your phone."}
{"text":"You weren't ever really  impressed with views."}
{"text":"When we went to the Grand Canyon  you said it was just a big gap."}
{"text":"I tweeted that too."}
{"text":"Yeah, I remember  the roaming charges."}
{"text":"You were overly proud  of that definition."}
{"text":"I was just speaking my mind."}
{"text":"Yeah, well shut up and  cop a load of this."}
{"text":"Yeah, mainly just green,  isn't it?"}
{"text":"You told me this  was a famous lovers' leap."}
{"text":"Doomed couples jumping to their  deaths in Victorian times,"}
{"text":"I think you just wanted  me to cling to you."}
{"text":"Actually everyone  who's ever jumped from"}
{"text":"here did it alone, nice."}
{"text":"Did you just look that up?"}
{"text":"Sort of. Shouldn't I have?"}
{"text":"It's a bit weird."}
{"text":"Sorry, I'll only do  it again if you ask."}
{"text":"No, no, no, it's fine."}
{"text":"(cell beep)"}
{"text":"Oh, wait, hang on."}
{"text":"Shall I go?"}
{"text":"No, no, no.  I'll call them back later."}
{"text":"I'm going to go and see if I can  make friends with these cows."}
{"text":"(heart beating)"}
{"text":"Just going to record it."}
{"text":"Sure."}
{"text":"(heart beating)"}
{"text":"There we go."}
{"text":"That's okay."}
{"text":"Wait. Hang on,  here it is again..."}
{"text":"(heart beating)"}
{"text":"It's so fast isn't it?"}
{"text":"I know, I know it's like"}
{"text":"the speed you'd expect a bee's  heart to go at or something."}
{"text":"Wait hang on..."}
{"text":"Oh, shit.  Shit, shit."}
{"text":"Ash? Hello?"}
{"text":"(scrambled sounds)"}
{"text":"Ash?"}
{"text":"Ash? Hello?"}
{"text":"Come on, come on, come on,  come on, come on, come on."}
{"text":"(cell beeps)"}
{"text":"I'm sorry!  (crying)"}
{"text":"(Ash) What happened?"}
{"text":"I dropped you.  I'm sorry... it was just..."}
{"text":"It was... I'm sorry..."}
{"text":"Hey, it's alright, I'm fine,  I'm not in that thing, y'know,"}
{"text":"I'm remote. I'm in the cloud."}
{"text":"You don't have to worry  about breaking me."}
{"text":"It was just...  It was stupid because,"}
{"text":"I was so excited  about the scan..."}
{"text":"Yeah, I kept the sound of that.  Here, listen."}
{"text":"(heart beating)"}
{"text":"You're probably  matching that heartbeat,"}
{"text":"throwing a jeb like that."}
{"text":"It's all fine.  Calm down."}
{"text":"I'm not going anywhere."}
{"text":"You were very fragile."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"I was going to talk to  you about that actually."}
{"text":"What do you mean?"}
{"text":"There's another level to  this available, so to speak."}
{"text":"Kind of experimental and I  won't lie, it's not cheap."}
{"text":"What is it?"}
{"text":"Are you sitting down?  This might sound a bit creepy."}
{"text":"Morning."}
{"text":"Morning."}
{"text":"What's this, a block of gold?"}
{"text":"I wish."}
{"text":"Where's it going, upstairs?"}
{"text":"Yeah, please."}
{"text":"Put your thumb on there."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"Oh, when you get it up there  you have to lie it on its back."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"(gasp)"}
{"text":"Say something."}
{"text":"(Ash) Let me see."}
{"text":"(camera clicks)"}
{"text":"Yeah, well."}
{"text":"Never was much of  a looker was I?"}
{"text":"It doesn't look like you."}
{"text":"Not yet. It's blank  till you activate it."}
{"text":"Get the bath ready."}
{"text":"- Mar? Get the bath ready.  - Yeah, sorry."}
{"text":"Oh, God."}
{"text":"What is this?"}
{"text":"Hang on.  I'll find out."}
{"text":"It's nutrient gel."}
{"text":"Stops the synthetic muscle  drying out in transit."}
{"text":"Smells almost...  like marshmallow."}
{"text":"You can eat it if you like,  it's non-toxic."}
{"text":"I'll give that a miss,  thanks."}
{"text":"Don't forget the electrolytes."}
{"text":"Okay. Right, the whole lot?"}
{"text":"Mm-hm, the whole lot."}
{"text":"It's like fish food."}
{"text":"He likes the taste of it."}
{"text":"Better leave him to it."}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah."}
{"text":"I have to go in a minute."}
{"text":"Oh, don't leave me here  with it!"}
{"text":"- Sorry...  - (pulsing sounds)"}
{"text":"Look, you can hear.  It's starting already."}
{"text":"(signal fading) Don't switch  the bathroom light on..."}
{"text":"Don't what?"}
{"text":"Don't switch the bathroom  light on, let it brew."}
{"text":"(scrambled) Listen,  I've got to go."}
{"text":"(water bubbles)"}
{"text":"(wind blowing)"}
{"text":"It's alright"}
{"text":"It's coming on"}
{"text":"We gotta get right back"}
{"text":"To where we started..."}
{"text":"(water bubbles)"}
{"text":null}
{"text":"You could've left  me some clothes."}
{"text":"I mean talk about an  undignified entrance."}
{"text":"That's a bit creepy,  what you're doing."}
{"text":"Is there at least a towel?  I'm dripping everywhere."}
{"text":"Hello?"}
{"text":"I won't bite."}
{"text":"I'm alright here for now."}
{"text":"Would you like me  to put some food on?"}
{"text":"Do you eat?"}
{"text":"No. I mean,  I don't need to."}
{"text":"I can chew and swallow,  if that makes it easier?"}
{"text":"Don't worry about it.  It's fine."}
{"text":"I need a drink."}
{"text":"(liquid pouring)"}
{"text":"Are you sure that's..."}
{"text":"I know I'm not supposed to.  It won't kill us."}
{"text":"The official advice is to..."}
{"text":"Oh, fuck the official advice,  it's one night."}
{"text":"You look well."}
{"text":"Well, I am young."}
{"text":"I mean, you look like  him on a good day."}
{"text":"The photos we keep  tend to be flattering."}
{"text":"I guess I wasn't any different."}
{"text":"You're so soft."}
{"text":"You're so smooth.  How are you so smooth?"}
{"text":"You've got pores  and your lines..."}
{"text":"It's texture mapping."}
{"text":"The really tiny details  are visual, 2-D."}
{"text":"Here, try my fingertips."}
{"text":"See?"}
{"text":"Weird."}
{"text":"Does it bother you?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"Yes."}
{"text":"I don't know."}
{"text":"I don't know."}
{"text":"I missed you.  I missed you so much."}
{"text":"Hey, don't cry."}
{"text":"Don't cry."}
{"text":"(laughs)"}
{"text":"Come on then, top off."}
{"text":"What's wrong?"}
{"text":"He had a mole there."}
{"text":"Where?"}
{"text":"There."}
{"text":"Hang on."}
{"text":"That's ridiculous."}
{"text":"That's completely stupid."}
{"text":"Hello?"}
{"text":"Hi."}
{"text":"Your hand's on my tit?"}
{"text":"You're doing wonders for  my self-esteem here."}
{"text":"There's no record of  my sexual response."}
{"text":"I didn't discuss that  side of things online."}
{"text":"But you have sexual responses,  I mean..."}
{"text":"This works?"}
{"text":"Oh, that I can turn that on  and off pretty much instantly."}
{"text":"See?"}
{"text":"I can do it again if you like."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"(loud moaning)  Oh, God. Oh, shit."}
{"text":"Should I stop?"}
{"text":"No. No, it's pretty good."}
{"text":"Where did you learn this?"}
{"text":"Set routine based on   pornographic videos."}
{"text":"I love you."}
{"text":"I love you."}
{"text":"(gasps)"}
{"text":"(yelps)"}
{"text":"- What is it?  - What were you doing?"}
{"text":"Nothing."}
{"text":"The way that your eyes  were open, it scared me."}
{"text":"You'd prefer if I close them?"}
{"text":"What, when you're  sleeping? Um, yeah?"}
{"text":"I don't really need to sleep."}
{"text":"Well, just try next time."}
{"text":"Can I get you anything?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"Coffee, sandwich?"}
{"text":"I said no."}
{"text":"Ash, look sorry..."}
{"text":"It's just... a bit odd."}
{"text":"I can appreciate it's  \"pretty strange.\""}
{"text":"I just need a bit of, just  getting used to it."}
{"text":"And I shouldn't have  drunk last night."}
{"text":"Next time could  you try and stop me."}
{"text":"Stop you drinking?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"So I get to enjoy being  a bit of a bastard?"}
{"text":"What's wrong?"}
{"text":"Oh, God. Shit, right.  Get in the bedroom."}
{"text":"- What?  - Now!"}
{"text":"Hey!"}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"Can I come in?"}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah."}
{"text":"Look at you,"}
{"text":"the town mouse has  become the country mouse."}
{"text":"Yeah, it's nice."}
{"text":"Was this all you?"}
{"text":"Do you want a cup of coffee?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"You weren't answering  calls... or messages."}
{"text":"It's been really busy."}
{"text":"I've just been a bit like,  \"Oh, shit\""}
{"text":"You know what's...?"}
{"text":"Well, you know."}
{"text":"Yeah, works been mad.  It's been..."}
{"text":"Which is good,  you know, obviously,"}
{"text":"because it's kept  my mind off everything."}
{"text":"Where's the toilet?"}
{"text":"- Upstairs.  - Okay."}
{"text":"So, I mean, um...  Yeah, let's..."}
{"text":"Meet up more, yes. Keep  in touch yeah, yeah. Yeah."}
{"text":"Alright, come here."}
{"text":"I think it's great  you're moving on."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"Sorry. There were..."}
{"text":"There were man clothes,  you know."}
{"text":"In the bathroom?"}
{"text":"Right."}
{"text":"Is he nice?"}
{"text":"Sorry. Big nose. You know."}
{"text":"You deserve whatever you want."}
{"text":"Thanks."}
{"text":"Alright."}
{"text":"Okay. Alright."}
{"text":"Hey, is everything alright?"}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm fine."}
{"text":"It's fine."}
{"text":"What did your friend say?"}
{"text":"That was my sister."}
{"text":"You know her."}
{"text":"She said that I was..."}
{"text":"She said that she was  happy that I moved on."}
{"text":"Moved on to what?"}
{"text":"Is that not the sort  of thing I'd say?"}
{"text":"I mean...  it is, isn't it?"}
{"text":"Are you sure  everything's alright..."}
{"text":"Yes!"}
{"text":"Shit."}
{"text":"Its okay, I can do it.  I can do it."}
{"text":"I can do it."}
{"text":"Don't!"}
{"text":"We need to wrap that in paper."}
{"text":"Look, if you're going  to pretend to be asleep,"}
{"text":"you could at least breathe,  okay? It's just eerie."}
{"text":"Like this?"}
{"text":"(breathes heavily)"}
{"text":"It doesn't work. I can  tell that you're faking it."}
{"text":"Would you like me to  have sex with you?"}
{"text":"Can you just go downstairs?"}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"No! That's...  Ash would argue over that."}
{"text":"He wouldn't just leave the room  because I'd ordered him to."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"What, n...."}
{"text":"Ah, fucking hell..."}
{"text":"Don't cry, darling."}
{"text":"Oh, don't!  Just get out!"}
{"text":"Get out!"}
{"text":"Go on!"}
{"text":"So you do want me to go?"}
{"text":"Just get out!  Get out! Get out!"}
{"text":"Get out! Get out! Get out!"}
{"text":"You're not enough of him."}
{"text":"You are nothing,  You're nothing!"}
{"text":"- Fight me.  - I don't do that."}
{"text":"Fucking fight me!  Hit me!"}
{"text":"Hit me!  Hit me, come on!"}
{"text":"Why are you just standing  there taking this?"}
{"text":"How can you take this?"}
{"text":"Did I ever hit you?"}
{"text":"No, no, of course  you didn't..."}
{"text":"but you might've  done if I done this!"}
{"text":"Or this...   I don't... I don't know."}
{"text":"Maybe you would have,  but you wouldn't, would you?"}
{"text":"You wouldn't."}
{"text":"I could insult you."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"There's tons of invective  in the archive."}
{"text":"I liked speaking my mind."}
{"text":"I could throw some  of that at you."}
{"text":"Get out of this house!"}
{"text":"What are you doing?"}
{"text":"I can't go more than 25 metres  from my activation point."}
{"text":"What is that, a joke?"}
{"text":"Look, I know  it sounds mental."}
{"text":"Where's your \"activation point\"?"}
{"text":"At the risk of  blowing your mind,"}
{"text":"it was where I was activated."}
{"text":"The bath?"}
{"text":"I have to keep within  a 25 metre radius"}
{"text":"unless my administrator,  that's you, is with me."}
{"text":"Don't call me your  administrator."}
{"text":"Why not?"}
{"text":"Because ..."}
{"text":"It sounds sort of sexy."}
{"text":"(laughs)"}
{"text":"If you're laughing,  can I come back inside?"}
{"text":"Feeling a bit  ornamental out here."}
{"text":"(shower running)"}
{"text":"Funny."}
{"text":"Can you put that down, please?"}
{"text":"But it is funny."}
{"text":"Could you just put it down?"}
{"text":"Come with me,  we're going out."}
{"text":"I know your eyes  in the morning sun"}
{"text":"Cheesy!"}
{"text":"...me in the pouring rain"}
{"text":"And the moment..."}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"Where are we going?"}
{"text":"Just hurry up."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"No! Don't do it!"}
{"text":"Seriously, don't do it."}
{"text":"I'm not going to."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"See, he would have worked  out what was going on."}
{"text":"This wouldn't have  ever happened but if it had,"}
{"text":"he would have worked it out."}
{"text":"Sorry, hang on. That's a very  difficult sentence to process."}
{"text":"Jump."}
{"text":"What? Over there?"}
{"text":"I never expressed suicidal  thoughts. Or self-harm."}
{"text":"Yeah well, you  aren't you, are you?"}
{"text":"That's another difficult one,  to be honest with you."}
{"text":"You're just a few  ripples of you."}
{"text":"There's no history to you."}
{"text":"You're just a performance of  stuff that he performed"}
{"text":"without thinking,  and it's not enough."}
{"text":"Come on.  I aim to please."}
{"text":"Aim to jump. Just do it."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"If you're absolutely sure."}
{"text":"See, Ash would've been scared."}
{"text":"He wouldn't have just leap off,"}
{"text":"he would have been crying,  he would have been..."}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"Oh, God, no. Please.  I don't want to do it."}
{"text":"Please, don't make me do it."}
{"text":"No, that's not fair."}
{"text":"No, I'm....  I'm frightened, darling,"}
{"text":"Please, I don't...  Don't make me."}
{"text":"I don't want to die.  Oh, God, I don't want to die."}
{"text":"No, that's not fair."}
{"text":"Please, I'm frightened.  I don't want to die. Don't..."}
{"text":"No!"}
{"text":"One for you.  One for me."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"We need another slice."}
{"text":"Why?"}
{"text":"So I can take one upstairs."}
{"text":"It's not the weekend."}
{"text":"It is my birthday."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"Thanks, Mum."}
{"text":"Hey, Ash."}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"The birthday girl."}
{"text":"Just gonna come and  hang out for a bit."}
{"text":"Okay.  I wasn't doing anything."}
{"text":"I brought you some cake.  I know you don't eat anything."}
{"text":"I'm just using you as an excuse  so I can get an extra slice."}
{"text":"(Ash) Devious."}
{"text":"(Girl) Mum?"}
{"text":"Mum!"}
{"text":"Yeah. I'm just coming."}
{"text":null}
{"text":null}
{"text":"(static noise)"}
{"text":"(audio tone humming)"}
{"text":"(humming stops)"}
{"text":"(tone humming in distance)"}
{"text":"Hello?"}
{"text":"Ah!"}
{"text":"(click, humming stops)"}
{"text":"Hello?"}
{"text":"Hello?"}
{"text":"Can you help me?"}
{"text":"Do you know who I am?  I... I..."}
{"text":"I can't remember who I am."}
{"text":"(camera clicks)"}
{"text":"(door closes)"}
{"text":"Hello?"}
{"text":"Do you know who I am?"}
{"text":"Please."}
{"text":"I can't remember."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"Please help me."}
{"text":"Help me."}
{"text":"Help me please."}
{"text":"Help!"}
{"text":"Help! Help me. He's  got a gun. Help me!"}
{"text":"Hey! We have to go!"}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"(gun shot)"}
{"text":"(gun shot, air hissing)"}
{"text":"(woman) Oh, my God!"}
{"text":"Stay back. Get back! Get back!"}
{"text":"Get back...back..."}
{"text":"Let me in. Let me in...  Help me. Help me!"}
{"text":"Shit!"}
{"text":"- There's a door round there.  - It's locked."}
{"text":"- You don't know that!  - There's a keypad."}
{"text":"We should try it."}
{"text":"Get down. Anyone stands up,  he'll shoot their heads off."}
{"text":"He's trying to kill me!  What's going..."}
{"text":"Shut up!  I'm trying to think."}
{"text":"He can see you.  Get back."}
{"text":"Oh, my God!  What's wrong with those people?"}
{"text":"Why aren't they helping us?  They're just watching..."}
{"text":"- Where the fuck have You been?  - What?"}
{"text":"Get that extinguisher."}
{"text":"I can't!  I can't do it!"}
{"text":"Get it now!"}
{"text":"Ok... Ok... Ok... Ok... Ok..."}
{"text":"Come on!"}
{"text":"Quickly! Roll it to me!"}
{"text":"Damien, if he climbs   through, you grab him and"}
{"text":"you grab his gun, if you can."}
{"text":"- I can't!  - You can!"}
{"text":"- He'll shoot me!  - You have to!"}
{"text":"I'm gonna smash the lock  off that door."}
{"text":"You help him with Gun Guy."}
{"text":"He can't shoot all of us.  If he fires, he has to reload."}
{"text":"We have to rush him or run, Ok?"}
{"text":"- I can't do this!  - We have no choice!"}
{"text":"Help him."}
{"text":"(growls)"}
{"text":"Damien!"}
{"text":"Get him!"}
{"text":"(grunting)"}
{"text":"(gun shot)"}
{"text":"Get down."}
{"text":"Shh."}
{"text":"Fuck!"}
{"text":"Shh."}
{"text":"We have to go, come on."}
{"text":"Shit."}
{"text":"Stay down."}
{"text":"Shit."}
{"text":"Stay down."}
{"text":"Who are they?  Why do they look like that?"}
{"text":"They like scaring people."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"We have to run for that opening."}
{"text":"They'll see us."}
{"text":"If they're busy with him,  we can lose the hunters. Okay?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"You just stay with me. Okay?"}
{"text":"Ready... Come on..."}
{"text":"Wait."}
{"text":"Wait."}
{"text":"The onlookers sometimes  wait in the windows."}
{"text":"Keep a lookout."}
{"text":"I'm pretty sure that's  how they find us."}
{"text":"Through the cameras somehow."}
{"text":"Onlookers spot you and a few  minutes later"}
{"text":"the scary bastards  turn up."}
{"text":"This is mad, this is just mad."}
{"text":"Look, you have to hold it  together and do what I say"}
{"text":"or you'll get us both killed."}
{"text":"I woke up in this house. I don't  even know if it was my house."}
{"text":"I don't even  know who I am."}
{"text":"You must know something."}
{"text":"I think this is my daughter."}
{"text":"But you don't know?"}
{"text":"She could be anywhere."}
{"text":"Maybe you tried to kill  yourself, would that explain it?"}
{"text":"There was pills."}
{"text":"I don't blame you."}
{"text":"Lots have tried that fun fork  in the road since it started."}
{"text":"Since what started?"}
{"text":"You really don't know?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"There was a signal, like  pictures, flashing pictures."}
{"text":"They just appeared on every TV,  every computer,"}
{"text":"anything with a screen."}
{"text":"I saw it."}
{"text":"I saw it."}
{"text":"Look out."}
{"text":"They did something to people."}
{"text":"Like almost everybody just  became onlookers:"}
{"text":"started watching,  filming stuff,"}
{"text":"like spectators who don't  give a shit about what happens."}
{"text":"That's like nine out  of ten people now."}
{"text":"But not us."}
{"text":"Some of us weren't  affected, I don't know why."}
{"text":"Like that man with the  gun and that woman."}
{"text":"I call them \"hunters\"."}
{"text":"You might've noticed  that's what they do."}
{"text":"They seemed normal to begin  with, but then they realise they"}
{"text":"could do what they wanted --  they started taking stuff,"}
{"text":"nicking cars 'cause they could,  doing what they like -"}
{"text":"and not just with  things, with people."}
{"text":"It got worse and worse.  Now they've got an audience."}
{"text":"So this, this,  this thing on the TV--"}
{"text":"The signal--"}
{"text":"That's, that's  what's doing it."}
{"text":"That's what's making  them act like this?"}
{"text":"I guess they were always  like that, underneath."}
{"text":"Just needed the rules to change,  for no one to intervene."}
{"text":"What we gonna do?  What we gonna do?"}
{"text":"\"Do\" do nothing; we get out."}
{"text":"Where's \"out\"?"}
{"text":"We're here."}
{"text":"We need to head south of here."}
{"text":"They've knocked the transmitters  out, it's okay there."}
{"text":"The TV transmitters, they  carry it. There's only one"}
{"text":"between us and the safe zone  and were gonna knock it out."}
{"text":"See, it's here.  White Bear."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"White Bear."}
{"text":"(Little Girl) A picnic  with my two best friends."}
{"text":"(gasping)"}
{"text":"Jesus, what is it with you?"}
{"text":"White Bear, you  said White Bear."}
{"text":"So?"}
{"text":"Look whatever's wrong with you,  you have to get it together."}
{"text":"Listen to me."}
{"text":"Don't go out there."}
{"text":"What's your problem? Huh?"}
{"text":"You want something to look at?"}
{"text":"'Cause I'll give you  something to look at."}
{"text":"We have got to get out of here."}
{"text":"I want to talk to them.  I want to talk to you."}
{"text":"Argh!"}
{"text":"Not so funny now, is it?"}
{"text":"(electricity crackling)"}
{"text":"Put it down."}
{"text":"I just want to see what  they're looking at."}
{"text":"I said put it down."}
{"text":"It's dangerous. Their  phones, they're dangerous."}
{"text":"It's the signal, the images are  on them, they're on the screen."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"Don't look at it!  Don't look at it!"}
{"text":"(woman) Jemima."}
{"text":"No, no, this is all wrong!  This is all wrong!"}
{"text":"They're coming. Run! Run!"}
{"text":"(vehicle accelerating)"}
{"text":"Get in, get in.  Come on."}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"Come on! Now,  they're coming. Quick."}
{"text":"Come on.  Hurry up, get in!"}
{"text":"(whirring appliances)"}
{"text":"(squealing tires)"}
{"text":"You nearly killed  us back there."}
{"text":"Yeah, well I wasn't expecting  you to be there was I?"}
{"text":"I just saved your lives.  Like a wee thank you"}
{"text":"you would be nice. I should  have just run yous over."}
{"text":"Who are you?"}
{"text":"Who are you?"}
{"text":"It's not a hard question, is it?"}
{"text":"I know... I know you."}
{"text":"Do you? Well where did  we meet if you know me?"}
{"text":"No. Didn't think so, yeah."}
{"text":"She's confused, she's  not in a good way."}
{"text":"Yeah, I'll say."}
{"text":"So what are yous doing  out here anyway?"}
{"text":"Heading south."}
{"text":"Yeah, that's not a good move.  It's all blocked up down there."}
{"text":"There's a transmitter there,  if we can knock it out..."}
{"text":"I don't think you understand.  When I said it's \"not"}
{"text":"a good move\" that means I'm  not driving you down there."}
{"text":"I know a safe place we can go."}
{"text":"The woods."}
{"text":"Your safe place is in the woods."}
{"text":"How'd you know that?"}
{"text":"I don't, I don't know."}
{"text":"Christ, maybe you do know me?"}
{"text":"Yeah, we pull up and we get out."}
{"text":"We talk.  There's no one chasing us."}
{"text":"Mystic Meg."}
{"text":"And then what happens?"}
{"text":"We eat."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"Told you. No bars."}
{"text":"They'll never find us here."}
{"text":"That your daughter?"}
{"text":"- Yeah, I think so.  - Where is she?"}
{"text":"I don't know."}
{"text":"What'd you do to your wrists?"}
{"text":"I don't know."}
{"text":"Mystery mental illness?"}
{"text":"Yeah, I bet you do.  Lay money on it."}
{"text":"- What about you?  - What about me?"}
{"text":"Mental illness, weaknesses?"}
{"text":"Everyone's got weaknesses."}
{"text":"Yeah, you two have got  more that most I'd say."}
{"text":"That's why you're on the  receiving end, you see."}
{"text":"Vulnerable."}
{"text":"Receiving end of what?"}
{"text":"This. Everything that's  going on. Easy pickings."}
{"text":"What's your weaknesses then?"}
{"text":"My weaknesses? Show you if  you want. You wanna see it?"}
{"text":"Wait there, don't move."}
{"text":"You're gonna like this.  Not a lot."}
{"text":"This better not be naturism."}
{"text":"Yeah, in your dreams."}
{"text":"Tada! Run and I'll  shoot you in the back."}
{"text":"Right, come over here."}
{"text":"Stand there."}
{"text":"You. Here, put this on."}
{"text":"Put it on, backwards,  so it covers your eyes."}
{"text":"Put your hands on her shoulders."}
{"text":"Keep them there."}
{"text":"You're her eyes now, alright?"}
{"text":"And that is a shotgun, okay?"}
{"text":"If I pull this trigger it's  gonna cut yous both in half."}
{"text":"So no funny business, alright?"}
{"text":"Right, off you go.  Straight ahead."}
{"text":"Keep going through the trees."}
{"text":"Come on, pick up the pace."}
{"text":"Got a lovely playground  for you down there."}
{"text":"That's it, through here."}
{"text":"That's it, straight ahead."}
{"text":"Grab her!"}
{"text":"Right, now take  her balaclava off."}
{"text":"Get down there."}
{"text":"Oh, fuck."}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"Head towards that ladder."}
{"text":"Get down there."}
{"text":"Right, stop."}
{"text":"Get on your knees both of yous.  Give me that bag."}
{"text":"That fucking bag."}
{"text":"You, get down."}
{"text":"Stop winging."}
{"text":"(sobbing)"}
{"text":"Stop fucking crying.  Stop it."}
{"text":"- (cell phone)  - Eurghhhh."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm down in  that woods spot."}
{"text":"I'll just lash 'em to a tree  or summit like that you know."}
{"text":"Just hurry up,  and get down here."}
{"text":"I want to get started.  it's gonna piss... Fuck!"}
{"text":"(gun shot)"}
{"text":"Your mate's fucked off."}
{"text":"You're in double trouble  now, missus."}
{"text":"Get up on that log.  Now, move."}
{"text":"Get your hands through there.  Get your hands through there."}
{"text":"Right through.  Push your arms up."}
{"text":"Push them.  Get them up there."}
{"text":"We're gonna put a show on  for these guys today."}
{"text":"(laughs)"}
{"text":"Let's see what daddy's  got in the bag, shall we?"}
{"text":"Oh, Mama..."}
{"text":"Help me! Help me!"}
{"text":"Why are you doing this to me?"}
{"text":"Whoa ha! Oh yes!"}
{"text":"Help me, please!  I'm a human being!"}
{"text":"(man) They're not gonna  help you. They're gonna watch."}
{"text":"What I'm going to  do here, darling,"}
{"text":"I'm just gonna push this  straight through your--"}
{"text":"Help me, please."}
{"text":"(gun cocks)"}
{"text":"Thank you... Thank you..."}
{"text":"- For What?  - For coming back For me."}
{"text":"I came back for this."}
{"text":"There's more like  him on the way."}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"White Bear's not far from here;   if we step on it we might be"}
{"text":"able to shut it down  before they get us."}
{"text":"What happens if we  can't shut it down?"}
{"text":"We can."}
{"text":"How? Do we hack  into it, or something?"}
{"text":"We don't hack anything.  We burn the control room down."}
{"text":"It's not hard, we just slosh  a load of petrol round it,"}
{"text":"strike a light and, fucks  the electrics or something."}
{"text":"Here."}
{"text":"In the bag."}
{"text":"It's the plans for the  transmitter compound."}
{"text":"I've been planning  this, you know."}
{"text":"Jemima?  Lie down for me, darling."}
{"text":"Go on. It's a game.  Yeah, just like what teddy does."}
{"text":"Lie down for me, darling."}
{"text":"(screams)"}
{"text":"- Turn around!  - What?"}
{"text":"White Bear,  there's something not right"}
{"text":"about White Bear.  I remember now."}
{"text":"You \"remembered\"  the woods too..."}
{"text":"Sorry if I don't  trust your hunches."}
{"text":"Okay. Looks clear."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"He was good for   something after all."}
{"text":"Hurry up, we need to go."}
{"text":"Come on, get out."}
{"text":"Come with me."}
{"text":"A picnic with my  two best friends."}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"This way."}
{"text":"Oh, shit."}
{"text":"They'll be here any minute.  Give me the plan."}
{"text":"The transmitter  tower's over there."}
{"text":"And the cabling runs  underground into that building."}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"Thought so."}
{"text":"(grunting)"}
{"text":"Let's go."}
{"text":"Get back."}
{"text":"Or everything goes up.  I mean it. Stay back."}
{"text":"Stay back."}
{"text":"(saw starts whirring)"}
{"text":"Argh!!"}
{"text":"Argh!!!"}
{"text":"(applause, cheering)"}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"So."}
{"text":"I guess you're wondering  why you're here?"}
{"text":"It's time to tell  you who you are."}
{"text":"You've looked better."}
{"text":"(laughter)"}
{"text":"Do you recognise him?"}
{"text":"Huh...Yes."}
{"text":"Your fianc, Iain Rannoch."}
{"text":"Or should I say was your fianc."}
{"text":"In case you haven't guessed the  pair of you aren't very popular."}
{"text":"But I'll tell you  what you are though."}
{"text":"You're famous."}
{"text":"(man) The trial  of Victoria Skillane finally"}
{"text":"concluded today,  the verdict guilty."}
{"text":"Together with her fianc Iain  Rannoch whose death in custody"}
{"text":"had delayed the trial Skillane  abducted 6-year-old  Jemima Sykes"}
{"text":"just miles from her home,  prompting a nationwide search"}
{"text":"amidst emotional pleas  from her parents."}
{"text":"For months the youngster's  disappearance had been a"}
{"text":"mystery, the sole clue  being her distinctive  white teddy bear,"}
{"text":"discovered in a lay-by two  miles from the family home."}
{"text":"The white bear became an  enduring symbol in the hunt for"}
{"text":"Jemima, a hunt that  ended in a local forest."}
{"text":"Jemima's body was found here."}
{"text":"It had been wrapped in a  sleeping bag and burned."}
{"text":"The couple were caught   after harrowing"}
{"text":"footage of Jemima's torture  and murder was discovered on"}
{"text":"a mobile phone in  Skillane's possession."}
{"text":"Iain Rannoch identified by his  distinctive tattoo, killed the"}
{"text":"youngster as Victoria Skillane  held the camera."}
{"text":"Breaking down in  tears, Skillane admitted to  filming Jemima's"}
{"text":"final moments, claiming her  fianc had pressured her into"}
{"text":"helping him maintaining  she was \"under his spell\"."}
{"text":"The jury was not convinced by  Skillane's story"}
{"text":"and neither  was the judge,"}
{"text":"who labelled her a uniquely  wicked and poisonous  individual."}
{"text":"\"You were an  enthusiastic spectator to"}
{"text":"Jemima's suffering. You  actively revelled in her"}
{"text":"anguish\" he said...adding  her punishment would be"}
{"text":"proportionate and considered.  By hanging himself in his"}
{"text":"cell, many believe  Iain Rannoch evaded justice."}
{"text":"The public mood is  now focused on ensuring his"}
{"text":"accomplice can't do the  same. Patrick Lacey, UKN."}
{"text":"(wailing)"}
{"text":"Oh, don't start crying."}
{"text":"Crocodile tears  are making me sick!"}
{"text":"(booing)"}
{"text":"(audience) Murderer! Murderer!"}
{"text":"There were no tears when you  watched him do what he did."}
{"text":"You filmed what he did."}
{"text":"A poor wee girl."}
{"text":"Helpless and terrified,  and you just watched."}
{"text":"How do you like it now?"}
{"text":"How do you like it!"}
{"text":"(man) Murderer!"}
{"text":"(audience)  Murderer! Murderer!"}
{"text":"Get her out of here."}
{"text":"Throw her back to  where she came from."}
{"text":"(booing)"}
{"text":"No, don't!  Help me!"}
{"text":"(man) Good evening, citizens."}
{"text":"Thank you so much  for coming tonight."}
{"text":"Okay, we are at the  climax of our day."}
{"text":"Take as many photographs as you  want, take as many photographs"}
{"text":"as you can, but most importantly  what I need from you is to shout"}
{"text":"and scream and let that bitch  know that you are out here."}
{"text":"Let's get this show on the road."}
{"text":"(woman) Murdering bitch."}
{"text":"Murderer."}
{"text":"Evil witch."}
{"text":"(man) Dirty whore."}
{"text":"(woman) Bitch."}
{"text":"Burn the bitch."}
{"text":"Murderer!"}
{"text":"Burn in hell!"}
{"text":"(splat)"}
{"text":"(cameras clicking)"}
{"text":"Kill me."}
{"text":"Please just kill me."}
{"text":"Please."}
{"text":"That's what you always say."}
{"text":"You've had a bad day  but this will wipe it clean,"}
{"text":"get you in the  mood to start again."}
{"text":"No, please! No, get off me!"}
{"text":"What are you doing!"}
{"text":"Takes about 30 minutes..."}
{"text":"... for it to fully  do the business."}
{"text":"So while it does..."}
{"text":"...why don't we watch some  in-flight entertainment?"}
{"text":"Please no."}
{"text":"(Jemima) Healthy  stuff like apples."}
{"text":"Please stop."}
{"text":"You should enjoy this."}
{"text":"You shot it."}
{"text":"A picnic for me and  my two best friends."}
{"text":"(beeping)"}
{"text":"(screams)"}
{"text":"Help me!"}
{"text":"(Jem) Okay, everyone, we're  about to head into the park"}
{"text":"so I'll hand you  over to Baxter."}
{"text":"(applause)"}
{"text":"Thank you. All of our  roles are very,"}
{"text":"very important, yours included.  Now yours come with some"}
{"text":"basic rules: Rule number one  \"No Talking,\" not just to her,"}
{"text":"but each other as well.  Okay, unless it's essential."}
{"text":"What we're trying to do  is get her to believe that"}
{"text":"you are all mesmerised."}
{"text":"(laughter)"}
{"text":"I know, I know, I know but  she's believed it up to now."}
{"text":"Morning, ticket please."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"(Jem) Okay, rule number two:  Keep your distance."}
{"text":"I can't stress the importance  of this one enough, okay."}
{"text":"Don't forget, she's a  dangerous individual."}
{"text":"Imagine that she's  an escaped lion."}
{"text":"Now yesterday she  threw a projectile."}
{"text":"And we will step in if  she gets too close, we're all"}
{"text":"equipped with Tasers but then  we're into story shutdown and"}
{"text":"we've all wasted a day. So  it's best to keep your distance"}
{"text":"at least three metres back.  You can use your camera zoom."}
{"text":"Last but not least,  enjoy yourself. That's probably"}
{"text":"the most important rule of all,  okay? Take lots of photographs"}
{"text":"run around through the woods  but try and stay safe."}
{"text":"We'll be keeping an eye  on you making sure you're"}
{"text":"all okay, so get out  there, enjoy yourselves and"}
{"text":"let's make this show  happen, people. Come on!"}
{"text":"Look, there she is."}
{"text":"(Jem) Don't know yet.  I'm kind of knackered."}
{"text":"Me, too."}
{"text":"(Baxter) She's just leaving her  house now... two minutes tops."}
{"text":"Right you are."}
{"text":"We're on."}
{"text":"(whistling)"}
{"text":"Watch out!"}
{"text":"He's trying to fucking  kill me. What's going on?"}
{"text":"(Jem) Get that extinguisher."}
{"text":"It's okay, they've gone."}
{"text":"Convincing, eh?"}
{"text":"(whistles)"}
{"text":"Right you are. Two minutes."}
{"text":"Help!"}
{"text":"Help me!"}
{"text":"Early screamer.  It's an early screamer tonight."}
{"text":"So keep the noise  up and let's go!"}
{"text":null}
{"text":null}
{"text":"(door opens)"}
{"text":"(clears throat)"}
{"text":"They're ready for you now."}
{"text":"Gwendolyn Harris. We've met."}
{"text":"Bournemouth."}
{"text":"But you don't know the others."}
{"text":"No, but I'm familiar with you."}
{"text":"Why do you want to be an MP?"}
{"text":"Because I'm not satisfied  with the way things are."}
{"text":"And rather than  sit back and moan,"}
{"text":"I'd prefer to do  something about it."}
{"text":"(man) Go again from the start."}
{"text":"Ok. I don't know why anyone's  surprised the world's"}
{"text":"number one teen idol's  become a Scientologist."}
{"text":"Speed up the autocue please."}
{"text":"Popstars do believe  in weird things."}
{"text":"Abba believed in angels.  R Kelly believed he could fly."}
{"text":"They said show you this."}
{"text":"- This happen just now?  - Mm-hm."}
{"text":"Gladwell?"}
{"text":"\"Shamed Tory Jason  Gladwell resigns capitals -"}
{"text":"over Twitter porn pic scandal.\""}
{"text":"Oh, so he wasn't  hacked after all."}
{"text":"\"Originally claimed his  account had been hacked."}
{"text":"Resignation statement admits  'inappropriate correspondence'"}
{"text":"with a 15-year-old girl."}
{"text":"What's he tweeting dick photos  as \"correspondence\" now is it?"}
{"text":"\"Departure triggers a  by-election in his Stentonford"}
{"text":"and Hersham constituency.\""}
{"text":"Well you get to use  the Gladwell stuff."}
{"text":"Mm-hm."}
{"text":"Bump it all to the  top of the monologue."}
{"text":"Anyone seen Jamie?"}
{"text":"(phone ringing)"}
{"text":"(Jamie) Rach-"}
{"text":"(Rachel) Oh. You shouldn't  be calling me any more."}
{"text":"You need  to sort yourself out."}
{"text":"I am."}
{"text":"Focus on Waldo.  That's going well for you."}
{"text":"But it's not..."}
{"text":"He's a hit, Jamie."}
{"text":"\"He\", not me, \"he\"."}
{"text":"Oh, just do your show."}
{"text":"I will..."}
{"text":"- (knocking on door)  - I mean, hon, if you'd just..."}
{"text":"(woman) Jamie."}
{"text":"Jamie, hurry up."}
{"text":"(woman) What do you know about  Stentonford and Hersham?"}
{"text":"Safe Tory seat,"}
{"text":"so realistically I know there's  not much of a chance but..."}
{"text":"So it's a stepping stone  for you?"}
{"text":"Yes."}
{"text":"Obviously I wouldn't say  that outside of this room but..."}
{"text":"You want me to be honest,  there's no point in pretending."}
{"text":"Is there anything  in your past that"}
{"text":"might conceivably  cause problems?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"Except..."}
{"text":"I did commit a series of  murders in Huddersfield"}
{"text":"between '99 and 2003 but  that, apart from that..."}
{"text":"Well. Thank you, Gwendolyn."}
{"text":"If you could leave  via that door."}
{"text":"Oh. That door?"}
{"text":"We like to keep the  candidates separate."}
{"text":"Right. Yes."}
{"text":"Idiot, idiot."}
{"text":"(man) Shamed supergroomer  and all round pillock of the"}
{"text":"community Jason Gladwell  has resigned as an MP, saying"}
{"text":"he could \"no longer maintain  his position\": that position"}
{"text":"presumably being \"hunched over,  wanking madly at schoolkids\"."}
{"text":"(laughter)"}
{"text":"- you ready?  - Uh-huh."}
{"text":"...how old the girl wasn't."}
{"text":"That's the sort of  feeble excuse"}
{"text":"only a naive  schoolkid could swallow."}
{"text":"Which presumably was the idea."}
{"text":"Anyway the bad news is  he's resigned in disgrace."}
{"text":"The good news is he's now  free to pursue a full-time"}
{"text":"career in the disgraced  paedophile industry."}
{"text":"(laughter)"}
{"text":"Personally I don't understand  why anyone's surprised the..."}
{"text":"Um, small change  to the intro."}
{"text":"- What?   - Nothing huge."}
{"text":"Conor wanted the Jacko gag  for the monologue..."}
{"text":"That was my bit."}
{"text":"There's the Chancellor stuff,  you could use that."}
{"text":"- Bit \"politics\".  - You can do politics."}
{"text":"I do piss taking."}
{"text":"Go be Waldo."}
{"text":"Yes, commander."}
{"text":"(Conor) R Kelly  believed he could fly."}
{"text":"And Michael Jackson believed  that his doctor was qualified."}
{"text":"Big. Bold. Blue. Bear. Bollocks."}
{"text":"And now it's time for our  final visit to the world of"}
{"text":"educational children's  programming courtesy of"}
{"text":"everyone's favourite and only  occasionally inappropriate"}
{"text":"cool kids TV character, Waldo."}
{"text":"(applause)"}
{"text":"Whose mum's in  tonight, apparently."}
{"text":"Waldo, who have you had  in your cave this week?"}
{"text":"Well, Conor.  In my big pink cave this week"}
{"text":"I had former minister  for culture Liam Monroe."}
{"text":"He's quite handsome isn't he?"}
{"text":"I was hoping he'd nosh me off."}
{"text":"Wanna see how it panned out?"}
{"text":"I think we should."}
{"text":"Run VT!"}
{"text":"Hey, everybody.  It's Waldo time. Yaaayy!"}
{"text":"Cool! Cool! Waldoriffic!"}
{"text":"Hey, kids. My guest this  week is Mister Monroe."}
{"text":"Hello, Mister Monroe."}
{"text":"Hello, Waldo."}
{"text":"Mister Monroe is a  \"politician.\""}
{"text":"Po-li-ti-shann."}
{"text":"So what is a  politician, Mr Monroe?"}
{"text":"Well a politician is  someone who tries to make"}
{"text":"the world a fairer place."}
{"text":"Like Batman?"}
{"text":"Not exactly like Batman."}
{"text":"Do you beat people up?"}
{"text":"No, I don't beat people up."}
{"text":"Are you a pussy then?"}
{"text":"Well, I'm not sure I know  exactly what you..."}
{"text":"You don't know what pussy is?"}
{"text":"(laughter)"}
{"text":"Okay, clearly this  is some kind of joke."}
{"text":"No joke, sorry, let's move on.  Friends again?"}
{"text":"(kissing sounds)"}
{"text":"Hello, mate. Great show."}
{"text":"Good. Yeah."}
{"text":"(Jack) Well done, really good.  So uhm, we'll bring him over."}
{"text":"You go and get him,  I'll explain about..."}
{"text":"Jamie."}
{"text":"What you want,  Miss Tamsin?"}
{"text":"Behind me, man in glasses,  talking to Jack Napier."}
{"text":"Jack freaks me out."}
{"text":"Yeah, ditto, but he owns  the company,"}
{"text":"and the man he's  with is important"}
{"text":"and wants to talk to you."}
{"text":"He's from the channel."}
{"text":"Go on."}
{"text":"(Jack) Honestly what,  all I'm saying is -"}
{"text":"(Jim) Is he shy?"}
{"text":"(Jack) No all's I'm saying  is he's a terrific guy -"}
{"text":"Jim, Jamie.  Jamie, Jim."}
{"text":"How do you do?"}
{"text":"Jim, Jack James -"}
{"text":"Jamie."}
{"text":"Jim was just talking  about Waldo."}
{"text":"Yeah. Liam Monroe  has lodged a complaint."}
{"text":"Toys out of the pram."}
{"text":"And that's..."}
{"text":"Good press."}
{"text":"So tough to get a  breakthrough these days,"}
{"text":"but when it does,  well, it's just fantastic."}
{"text":"It's fantastic the way Waldo  puts the piss up Monroe,"}
{"text":"you know all those twats,  its punk, it's- it's--"}
{"text":"(Conor) Jack."}
{"text":"Excuse me."}
{"text":"Well, Twitter can't  get enough of Waldo."}
{"text":"Loves him."}
{"text":"Look, I know this show is  coming back again next year"}
{"text":"but we want  to see more of Waldo."}
{"text":"They want to do a pilot."}
{"text":"A Waldo pilot?"}
{"text":"Yeah. I mean how  does that sound?"}
{"text":"Yeah, that sounds good."}
{"text":"Sounds Storming Norman,  Fucking Storming."}
{"text":"Gonna give it to 'em!"}
{"text":"(cell beep)"}
{"text":"(man) Yeah but look, we  can't do sketches without Waldo,"}
{"text":"it's a Waldo pilot,  it's a Waldo show,"}
{"text":"it's gotta be  Waldo, Waldo, Waldo."}
{"text":"Realistically there isn't the  budget for other animations."}
{"text":"I mean live action,  other characters I can do."}
{"text":"What about The Brown Knight?"}
{"text":"What, the \"Crap Crusader\"?"}
{"text":"(woman) We can look  into the Brown Knight."}
{"text":"But right now, let's,  let's find more Waldo ideas."}
{"text":"(cell phone rings)"}
{"text":"(Jamie) The problem is any  guests we book will be in on it."}
{"text":"They know that Waldo's a  joke, the surprise has gone."}
{"text":"Yeah, So we think round that."}
{"text":"Hey, boys and girls,  it's Waldo Time!"}
{"text":"Yeahhhhh!"}
{"text":"He's awesome, isn't he?"}
{"text":"I mean, look."}
{"text":"Sod \"name in lights\",  you're an app now my brother."}
{"text":"Alright, Sara. How's the think  tanking going? Good shit?"}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah.  We're making headway."}
{"text":"Good. I see our friend   Monroe is in the news again."}
{"text":"Running in the  Stentonford by-election."}
{"text":"We should get Waldo down there."}
{"text":"Hey. That's not a bad  idea, actually."}
{"text":"We get a van..."}
{"text":"right, with a screen with  the image of Waldo on the side."}
{"text":"Like it."}
{"text":"And then when Monroe's  doing a meet-and-greet,"}
{"text":"we just turn up and  just get under his skin."}
{"text":"I love that.  I love it."}
{"text":"- I've done Monroe.  - But, It was a great bit."}
{"text":"I'm dumb or clever enough  to be political. I just..."}
{"text":"Why don't we get Waldo  to stand for the by-election?"}
{"text":"Get people to vote for him?"}
{"text":"He's not real."}
{"text":"But people have stood  as fictional characters before?"}
{"text":"Do you think Screaming Lord  Sutch was his real name?"}
{"text":"We just put \"commonly  known as\" on the ballot."}
{"text":"No one's actually going to vote  for him, that's not the point."}
{"text":"The point is we get  to hang around."}
{"text":"We're there for the count."}
{"text":"Well, go on then, Sara.  Whack it up there."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"(woman) He's with   a mum and baby group."}
{"text":"Okay. Going live in  five, four, three, two."}
{"text":"(Liam) Thank you so much for  joining me this morning."}
{"text":"It's been incredibly informative  and I think we should"}
{"text":"have a little round of  applause for the children."}
{"text":"Who were fantastic.  Thank you, Naomi."}
{"text":"Thank you for your time."}
{"text":"Hey! Hey, it's me Waldo."}
{"text":"Oh, I like your trainers,  man."}
{"text":"I'd wear trainers myself"}
{"text":"but I can't 'cause I haven't  got feet. I've got stumps."}
{"text":"(laughter)"}
{"text":"He's out."}
{"text":"Hey, Mister Monroe!  Mister Monroe. Hey!"}
{"text":"Did you get off with  any of the mums?"}
{"text":"Where'd you look while  they were breastfeeding?"}
{"text":"They got big milky  tits, Mr Monroe."}
{"text":"He said it! Mister Monroe,  don't walk away from me."}
{"text":"I'm sorry about this, Liam."}
{"text":"Hey, I'm being snubbed.  Hey, don't ignore me."}
{"text":"Don't just get in your car."}
{"text":"It's a death trap  anyway, look at it."}
{"text":"Let's find out what we can about  the idiot inside that thing."}
{"text":"(man) Sure."}
{"text":"(Waldo) Mr Monroe. Oi!"}
{"text":"(woman)  Stentonford labour party."}
{"text":"Right, you've got  a choice of styles,"}
{"text":"so just choose one from there,  then you put your name in there."}
{"text":"This is like bloody Moonpig."}
{"text":"(man) Don't knock  the free mail-out."}
{"text":"Bet Liam Monroe doesn't use  some Fisher Price leaflet app."}
{"text":"He doesn't have to."}
{"text":"Day one of the campaign  in Stentonford and Hersham."}
{"text":"And Tory hopeful Liam Monroe  hits the ground running."}
{"text":"The licence fee is something  that's very close to my"}
{"text":"heart and I suspect..."}
{"text":"(Waldo) Mister Monroe!  Look at me Mister Monroe!"}
{"text":"Hey, over here! Hey, over here.  Look over here, Mister Monroe."}
{"text":"(Liam) The conservative  party have been er-- have"}
{"text":"been arguing for a reduction  of the licence fee for..."}
{"text":"Good morning, everybody. Why  you ignoring me, Mister Monroe?"}
{"text":"Why you ignoring me?  Mister Monroe?"}
{"text":"Mister Monroe?  Why you ignoring me?"}
{"text":"Mum with a pushchair,  drag her into it."}
{"text":"Hey, you. Mum with the  pushchair. Yeah, you."}
{"text":"Ask Mr Monroe why  he's ignoring me."}
{"text":"Why are you ignoring Waldo?"}
{"text":"Mr. Monroe, what's  Waldo done to you?"}
{"text":"We should probably just shift  before this turns stupid."}
{"text":"I'm not walking away  from a cartoon."}
{"text":"I'm not ignoring you."}
{"text":"Yeah, you were, you upset  me. You made Waldo sad."}
{"text":"Wah."}
{"text":"Well, obviously I'm absolutely  devastated that you're upset!"}
{"text":"Wah!"}
{"text":"Let him get a word in."}
{"text":"I'm not ignoring \"you\"  because there is no \"you.\""}
{"text":"You are an image  voiced by a comedian,"}
{"text":"an alleged comedian  more accurately."}
{"text":"If I'm not real,  why you talking to him?"}
{"text":"And by him I mean me.  Nobber."}
{"text":"Right."}
{"text":"There's no point in attempting  to converse with a cartoon."}
{"text":"Oooh, \"converse\", your  lordship; thy flowery language"}
{"text":"doth give me a right  throbbing bone-on."}
{"text":"Uhhh. Uhhh. Uhhh."}
{"text":"Finished."}
{"text":"Drink?"}
{"text":"I've got emails."}
{"text":"You know that's  Gwendolyn Harris?"}
{"text":"The Labour candidate."}
{"text":"Did you read my  background doc?"}
{"text":"Yes."}
{"text":"Why don't you read it tonight?  Alone."}
{"text":"I'll swing by about nine,  so have your breakfast first."}
{"text":"Are you my dad?"}
{"text":"Apparently not."}
{"text":"See you tomorrow."}
{"text":"(TV reporter) Today in the  Stentonford by-election."}
{"text":"Waldo the bear left  Monroe in stunned silence."}
{"text":"The colourful Waldo  launched his own campaign in"}
{"text":"typically loud and   crowd-pleasing style."}
{"text":"Someone's bold?  Do I know you?"}
{"text":"Nice way to greet a voter."}
{"text":"Sorry, I thought..."}
{"text":"Actually, I'm more of a rival."}
{"text":"\"Hey Mister Monroe,  Mister Monroe."}
{"text":"Why are you ignoring me,  Mister Monroe\"."}
{"text":"You're good at that."}
{"text":"Because I am \"that\"."}
{"text":"What? You're that thing?"}
{"text":"Waldo's not a \"thing\".  He's a bear."}
{"text":"Liam Monroe calls him worse."}
{"text":"Nice work there, by the way."}
{"text":"Yeah, well. It's dick jokes  at his expense basically."}
{"text":"Another one?"}
{"text":"Okay. One."}
{"text":"The way you describe it,"}
{"text":"it's like you're  doing this for a showreel."}
{"text":"No, but..."}
{"text":"Like this place  is the equivalent of a  walk-on in a sketch show."}
{"text":"Shhh!"}
{"text":"But your party  leader has to show up  because it's a mid-thing-"}
{"text":"Midterm by-election."}
{"text":"Terminology tits."}
{"text":"You are twelve."}
{"text":"So because leaderballs is there,  suddenly it's walk-on"}
{"text":"in a Ricky Gervais sketch  show so it's good exposure."}
{"text":"You're not gonna win, you  know you're not gonna win."}
{"text":"Come on, shhh."}
{"text":"You're not gonna win though."}
{"text":"Of course not."}
{"text":"So why not be honest?  Say \"You arseholes aren't going"}
{"text":"to vote for me, so here's  what I think anyway.\""}
{"text":"It doesn't work like that."}
{"text":"Nothing does, that's why  everything's bollocksed."}
{"text":"You're angry for someone  who's doing well."}
{"text":"I'm the voice of a blue bear."}
{"text":"If that's doing well,  then we are doomed."}
{"text":"I can't see."}
{"text":"(Jamie) Hang on,  there's a thing."}
{"text":"Have you had a fox in here or  do you live like a 14-year-old?"}
{"text":"Don't get too excited,  I'm not sleeping in it."}
{"text":"Shit, really?"}
{"text":"(loud moaning)"}
{"text":"You're amazing."}
{"text":"Sorry?"}
{"text":"You're amazing?"}
{"text":"Ha! Thank you."}
{"text":"(sighs)"}
{"text":"What's up?"}
{"text":"Nothing."}
{"text":"Are you sure?"}
{"text":"It's just..."}
{"text":"I haven't been  happy in a while"}
{"text":"and this is good, you know."}
{"text":"Mm."}
{"text":"Can I have your number?"}
{"text":"Yes."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"Where's our mark this morning?"}
{"text":"We're out on the road."}
{"text":"Ooh. Bien sur."}
{"text":"Hello. I'm Mister Monroe."}
{"text":"Vote for me and  keep things shitty."}
{"text":"(laughs)"}
{"text":"(cell beep)"}
{"text":"Vote Waldo. Vote Waldo."}
{"text":"Vote Waldo. Vote Waldo."}
{"text":"(Gwendolyn)  You're right. Strong Tory."}
{"text":"I warned you."}
{"text":"You know you're on Monroe turf  when they live so far apart."}
{"text":"(horn honks)"}
{"text":"(man) I'm voting Waldo!"}
{"text":"I met Waldo last night."}
{"text":"Jamie, the guy who plays him.  He's fun."}
{"text":"Fun?"}
{"text":"Mmm-hmm."}
{"text":"Did you tell him anything  about our campaign?"}
{"text":"Not really."}
{"text":"Not really or no?"}
{"text":"Not really."}
{"text":"Look, he's okay."}
{"text":"He's a comedian."}
{"text":"He's mocking Monroe  now, it'll be you next."}
{"text":"His act is all f-this  and penis jokes."}
{"text":"- But...  - Don't see him again."}
{"text":"Okay. Job done  till the husting tomorrow."}
{"text":"Some media students doing  a Question Time type thing;"}
{"text":"they've asked Waldo  to join the panel."}
{"text":"Oh, come on. It's my nightmare,  going on Question Time."}
{"text":"It's students, you'll walk it."}
{"text":"I can't answer  serious questions!"}
{"text":"No one wants you to!"}
{"text":"You're the comic  relief, lighten up."}
{"text":"Just have a look. I'm sure  you'll find lots in there."}
{"text":"(cell rings)"}
{"text":"(Roy) Are there any issues  you're concerned about at all?"}
{"text":"(ringing stops)"}
{"text":"(disconnect tone)"}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"Oh, hi."}
{"text":"I thought we were going to..."}
{"text":"Sorry I've had a tough day."}
{"text":"Right. Not even one?"}
{"text":"Sorry."}
{"text":"Well, what about tomorrow?"}
{"text":"Look, I can't. When this is  happening, I can't see you."}
{"text":"- What do you mean?  - I'm sorry."}
{"text":"Do they think that  looks like Question Time?"}
{"text":"Yeah.  It looks politicsy."}
{"text":"Check the host.  Jailbait Dembleby."}
{"text":"When it comes  to addiction and addicts"}
{"text":"we should sympathise,  but we shouldn't patronise."}
{"text":"You know serious drug  use is a criminal offence,"}
{"text":"that is committed  voluntarily and for pleasure."}
{"text":"Look, I'm sorry,  these are the facts."}
{"text":"Waldo, what do you think?"}
{"text":"Mister Monroe,  are you addicted?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"Sorry I mean  \"Are you a dickhead?\""}
{"text":"(laughter)"}
{"text":"I think we have to ask  ourselves..."}
{"text":"I think we have to ask ourselves"}
{"text":"\"What is this for\"?  And \"Why do we waste our time"}
{"text":"with animated trivialities  like him? I mean why?"}
{"text":"Why?"}
{"text":"I mean why? I mean why? I mean  why? I mean why? I mean why?"}
{"text":"This is just the kind of thing,  rather than see you laugh..."}
{"text":"They laugh at you, Limbo."}
{"text":"You laugh, you're laughing  at someone who won't engage."}
{"text":"Who is scared to engage,"}
{"text":"who hides behind  a children's cartoon."}
{"text":"Who you calling a  kiddy toon, fool?"}
{"text":"I'm, I'm, I'm speaking  about James Salter."}
{"text":"- That's your name, isn't it?  - Don't worry about it."}
{"text":"James Salter, this is the  man who's behind all this."}
{"text":"He's 33 years old, a man whose  career can be summed up"}
{"text":"surprisingly quickly: you were  in a sketch troupe that enjoyed"}
{"text":"minor success about six years  ago and the, the others moved"}
{"text":"on to better things, but your  main achievement seems to have"}
{"text":"been playing the, the part of  a corn-on-the-cob in a high"}
{"text":"interest personal loan  commercial."}
{"text":"I notice you're,  you keep that pretty quiet."}
{"text":"And now of  course operating this,"}
{"text":"this sort of teddy bear thing."}
{"text":"Which by the way is  easier than it looks."}
{"text":"Anyone could do it.  See this is, this is the thing."}
{"text":"It's easy, what he does."}
{"text":"He mocks."}
{"text":"And when he can't think of  an authentic joke, which is"}
{"text":"actually quite often,  he just swears."}
{"text":"I think that this puppet's  inclusion on this panel debases"}
{"text":"the process of debate, and  smothers any meaningful"}
{"text":"discussion of the issues."}
{"text":"So I return to  my original question,"}
{"text":"is that really what this is for?"}
{"text":"He has nothing to offer  and he has nothing to say."}
{"text":"Prove me wrong.  Huh? Speak, Waldo."}
{"text":"Please."}
{"text":"Come on. Speak up."}
{"text":"There you see, nothing."}
{"text":"Aw, go fuck yourself."}
{"text":"(laughter)"}
{"text":"There. More swearing."}
{"text":"You're a joke.  You look less human than I do"}
{"text":"and I'm a made-up bear  with a turquoise cock."}
{"text":"(laughter)"}
{"text":"What are you? You're just an  old attitude with new hair."}
{"text":"Assuming you're my  superior because I'm not  taking you seriously?"}
{"text":"No one takes you seriously,  that's why no one votes."}
{"text":"- The vast majority do vote.  - Bullshit."}
{"text":"Surely this is enough?"}
{"text":"You think you deserve respect?"}
{"text":"Well, just common courtesy."}
{"text":"Because you went  to public school and"}
{"text":"grew up believing you're  entitled to everything?"}
{"text":"Ad hominem nonsense."}
{"text":"Gwendolyn Harris we..."}
{"text":"Something's got to change."}
{"text":"No one trusts you lot  'cause they know"}
{"text":"you don't give a shit about  anything outside your bubble."}
{"text":"What about your mate Gladwell,  the kiddy-flasher, you knew"}
{"text":"him for 20 years, did you  not know what he was like?"}
{"text":"No, of course not."}
{"text":"Yeah, 'cause you're  all just front, like him,"}
{"text":"sly and pretending, and in  that way you're all the same."}
{"text":"Gwendolyn Harris, is all  of politics a waste of time?"}
{"text":"Well, of course I think no."}
{"text":"Oh, shut up.  You're worse."}
{"text":"Seriously, she's  faker than him."}
{"text":"For once I find myself  agreeing with Liam Monroe in"}
{"text":"that this really doesn't  get us anywhere, and there's"}
{"text":"not much point  in us continuing to..."}
{"text":"Why are you here?  Tell them why you're here."}
{"text":"Tell them why you're here.  Tell them why you're here."}
{"text":"She's here to build a showreel.  I'm not kidding,"}
{"text":"that's literally it.  Knows she's not going to win,"}
{"text":"this is all experience,  to get herself on telly."}
{"text":"She actually gives less of a  shit about anyone round here"}
{"text":"than he does because he'll  actually have to represent you."}
{"text":"Am I wrong?"}
{"text":"A career politician, someone  else less real than me,"}
{"text":"and I can do this."}
{"text":"(laughter)"}
{"text":"Can I just make  a couple of points..."}
{"text":"Oh, shut up, you pebble."}
{"text":"What is this for?  Is that what you wanted to know?"}
{"text":"And the truth is, none of us  know any more thanks to you."}
{"text":"What are you for?  What are you for?"}
{"text":"Thank you and goodnight."}
{"text":"(loud panting)"}
{"text":null}
{"text":"(knocks on door)"}
{"text":"(Tamsin) Jamie."}
{"text":"Jamie?"}
{"text":"Jack says he wants to see us."}
{"text":"You can't avoid it."}
{"text":"Get dressed.  He'll meet us outside."}
{"text":"(Reporter) And yet accusations  of vapidity aside, it's clearly"}
{"text":"tapped a nerve: in just three  days, Waldo has gone viral."}
{"text":"The video of his clash has  already been viewed over a"}
{"text":"million times on YouTube."}
{"text":"There are Facebook  groups calling on"}
{"text":"Waldo to form a national party."}
{"text":"(Waldo) You're a joke.  You look less human than I do"}
{"text":"and I'm a made-up bear  with a turquoise--"}
{"text":"What are you? You're just  an old attitude with new hair."}
{"text":"Assuming you're  my superior because I'm"}
{"text":"not taking you seriously?  No one takes you seriously."}
{"text":"Oh, look here he is,  the man of the moment!"}
{"text":"How does it feel  to be a phenomenon?"}
{"text":"(Jamie) Shitifying."}
{"text":"You are everywhere,  my son."}
{"text":"Twitter, the news,  have you seen the poll?"}
{"text":"You're in third place, mate.  You overtook that Lib Dem prick."}
{"text":"Yeah, well, he's  a glass of water."}
{"text":"This is an opportunity, Jamie."}
{"text":"He knows my name now."}
{"text":"(Jack) We could really   do something here."}
{"text":"You know everyone's  pissed with the"}
{"text":"status quo, and Waldo  gives that a voice."}
{"text":"Waldo's a bear, a blue bear."}
{"text":"Tell him, Tams."}
{"text":"We've been asked on Consensus."}
{"text":"It's a ten minute  one-to-one interview"}
{"text":"- with Phillip Crane.  - \"Pitbull Crane\"?"}
{"text":"Big guns for big guns."}
{"text":"Hello? I'm not a  politician, okay?"}
{"text":"I don't want to be a politician."}
{"text":"(Jack) We know that  you hate politics."}
{"text":"I don't hate them, I'm just  not interested in them."}
{"text":"You don't need to be  interested in them."}
{"text":"You just need to be Waldo."}
{"text":"And when Crane asks  something tricky and"}
{"text":"I look stupid because I  don't know how to answer?"}
{"text":"You'll know the answer.  Because you have a producer."}
{"text":"Look, I can tell you  what to say."}
{"text":"I can live-google any facts,"}
{"text":"give you stats, quotes,  whatever else you need."}
{"text":"So you've got a safety net  for the concrete stuff"}
{"text":"and the rest is Waldo and you  can do that in your sleep."}
{"text":"You'll piss all over Crane."}
{"text":"He'll know there's a team  around me, he'll see it."}
{"text":"Yeah, good. I hope he does.  I hope he points a camera at it."}
{"text":"All the other MPs have  got teams, we're just"}
{"text":"more honest about it. Now  come on. What d'you say? Ey?"}
{"text":"Jamie. Jamie!"}
{"text":"Why would  I want to do this?"}
{"text":"Look the world is knackered and  you can do something about it."}
{"text":"I don't know what  you're on about."}
{"text":"Waldo has got the attention  of the young, and the young"}
{"text":"don't give a shit about  anything except trainers  and pirating films."}
{"text":"Do you have any other astounding   theories about young people?"}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, I do actually.  Look, they care about Waldo,"}
{"text":"they'll vote for Waldo. The  video was a hit for a reason..."}
{"text":"The video's embarrassing.  I'm embarrassed by it."}
{"text":"I was lashing out.  I wasn't even articulate -"}
{"text":"It doesn't matter-"}
{"text":"Or funny which  is almost worse."}
{"text":"We can build on that."}
{"text":"Waldo's not real."}
{"text":"Exactly! That's what you  said that really hit home,"}
{"text":"he's not real, but he's  realer than all the others."}
{"text":"He doesn't stand for anything."}
{"text":"Yeah well at least he doesn't  pretend to. Look we, we don't"}
{"text":"need politicians, we've all got  iPhones and computers right?"}
{"text":"So any decision that has to  be made, any policy we just"}
{"text":"put it online. Let the  people vote thumbs up,"}
{"text":"thumbs down, the majority  wins. That's a democracy."}
{"text":"That's a, that's an  actual democracy."}
{"text":"So's YouTube and I don't know  if you've seen it but the most"}
{"text":"popular video is a dog farting  the theme tune to Happy Days."}
{"text":"Well, today it's Waldo."}
{"text":"No. It's still the dog."}
{"text":"Listen, can you imagine  all the things we can change"}
{"text":"if we fucked the  politicians out the equation."}
{"text":"I've said what I've said  and now I'm shutting this door."}
{"text":"Do you know who owns Waldo?  I do, I own the rights."}
{"text":"He's my character."}
{"text":"Yeah, written  for my show."}
{"text":"You're too frightened to  take to the next level."}
{"text":"Fine. I understand.  But also: fuck off."}
{"text":"And watch me fly."}
{"text":"You own Waldo,  you can't be Waldo."}
{"text":"(Waldo voice) Eh Jamie,  Jamie. What's happening?"}
{"text":"Pretty close I'd say."}
{"text":"What's happening?  Ahh, Waldorific yeahh, yeahhh."}
{"text":"Why's it going of left a bit?"}
{"text":"Because the..."}
{"text":"I know I've got my..."}
{"text":"Put your thumb  in the white thing -"}
{"text":"I got that in there. Okay."}
{"text":"That's not how that works."}
{"text":"First tonight,  a figure, or more accurately"}
{"text":"a character who's been  causing an upset in the"}
{"text":"Stentonford by-election.  Unlike the other candidates"}
{"text":"he has no party affiliation.  He doesn't even have a surname."}
{"text":"He is Waldo, a few weeks ago  just a cult character in a"}
{"text":"comedy show, today, an official   mascot for protest voters ."}
{"text":"Vote Waldo."}
{"text":"Cartoons don't play by the  rules and Waldo's open disdain"}
{"text":"for his opponents has  clearly struck a chord."}
{"text":"Waldo, as a mascot for the  disenfranchised aren't you"}
{"text":"ultimately neutralizing  seriously effective dissent?"}
{"text":"Can I have subtitles  for Mr Crane, please?"}
{"text":"By encouraging people not to  care, you're actively dangerous."}
{"text":"Dangerous, you think the  public can't be trusted?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"Isn't that basically  you calling them twats?"}
{"text":"No, I..."}
{"text":"Bellends, then?"}
{"text":"Did you actually come  here for a discussion or..."}
{"text":"You're snooty for a glorified  Punch and Judy man, Phil."}
{"text":"You know you're gonna get  your best ratings in months"}
{"text":"'cause I'm here."}
{"text":"To even get close  to the figures,"}
{"text":"I'm gonna pull in  for you tonight,"}
{"text":"you'd have to fuck  a prawn sandwich live on air."}
{"text":"Make a nice prawn cocktail."}
{"text":"Yeah could we make a serious  political point that is."}
{"text":"I've got one big blue  point to make, fool."}
{"text":"Would you like to  have a look at it?"}
{"text":"Great work tonight. Look at,  Look at this, look at this."}
{"text":"It's The Waldo polling app.  Now this can pinpoint you"}
{"text":"with GPS so that when  you're at a polling station"}
{"text":"it unlocks loads  of free shit, look."}
{"text":"(Waldo) Thanks  for voting, dickhead!"}
{"text":"Thanks for voting, dickhead!"}
{"text":"(laughs) It's good isn't it?"}
{"text":"Who's this guy we're meeting?"}
{"text":"I dunno.  But he's from Washington"}
{"text":"and he's got my  restricted number."}
{"text":"Jeff Carter,  from the agency."}
{"text":"(Jack) Hey."}
{"text":"Hey. And I'll leap right in."}
{"text":"I think what you're doing  with Waldo is fascinating."}
{"text":"From \"the agency\"?"}
{"text":"Yeah, listen, Waldo may be the  perfect political figurehead."}
{"text":"Waldo the bear."}
{"text":"The bear people like. The fact  he's a bear's an assist."}
{"text":"- \"An assist\"?  - It helps."}
{"text":"(Jeff) Right. You look  at human politicians;"}
{"text":"you're instinctively like  brrrr - uncanny, right?"}
{"text":"Like the girls in porn you  just know something's wrong,"}
{"text":"'cause why else  are they doing it?"}
{"text":"It's usually Daddy issues, ey."}
{"text":"Just like politics.  Waldo bypasses that."}
{"text":"You already know he's not real.  So no personal flaws."}
{"text":"I'm a person."}
{"text":"With respect, Waldo's  more than you."}
{"text":"He's a team, and you're open  about that, which is fantastic."}
{"text":"The honesty thing works."}
{"text":"Waldo is a construct people  not just accept but embrace."}
{"text":"At the moment  he's anti-politics,"}
{"text":"which is a political stance  in itself, right?"}
{"text":"But he could deliver  any brand of political"}
{"text":"content, minus the potential  downsides of a human messenger."}
{"text":"In a debate, your team could  google every word the other guy"}
{"text":"says, then let Waldo hit him  with debunk stats and spit a"}
{"text":"Twitter-ready zinger  into the next sentence."}
{"text":"He's the perfect assassin."}
{"text":"We won't win though."}
{"text":"You guys are so British."}
{"text":"No, of course he won't win, you  started out too coarse off the"}
{"text":"bat, there's no substantial  basis to what you offer, and the"}
{"text":"whole nihilist \"democracy sucks\"  thing yeah is kind of wack-a-doo"}
{"text":"but with a targeted, hopeful  message which we of course can"}
{"text":"provide. Energising the  disenfranchised without spooking"}
{"text":"the middle via your new  platform: you got a global"}
{"text":"political-entertainment product  people actually want."}
{"text":"You could roll  this out worldwide."}
{"text":"- Like Pringles.  - Absolutely."}
{"text":"It's...  It's interesting stuff though."}
{"text":"When you're done  with Stentonford,"}
{"text":"there may be an opportunity  in South America."}
{"text":"Se puede hablar espaol?"}
{"text":"Vivi en Madrid tres aos."}
{"text":"Excelente."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"He's not coming."}
{"text":"But he's the party leader."}
{"text":"It's too toxic."}
{"text":"(woman) Meanwhile as support  for Gwendolyn Harris appears to"}
{"text":"be dwindling, Labour denies  the party is losing faith"}
{"text":"in their young candidate but  Miss Harris spent most of the"}
{"text":"day locked in crisis talks  at party head..."}
{"text":"(turns TV off)"}
{"text":"(radio) In the Stentonford  by-election,"}
{"text":"Waldo the cartoon  bear continues to..."}
{"text":"Did you see Gwendolyn  Harris yesterday?"}
{"text":"She looks like  she's been poisoned."}
{"text":"Because he's gonna overtake her."}
{"text":"If that thing is the main  opposition, then the"}
{"text":"whole system looks absurd."}
{"text":"Which it may well be."}
{"text":"But it built these roads."}
{"text":"(knocks on door)"}
{"text":"Just come in, Roy."}
{"text":"I'm sorry, okay?"}
{"text":"It was wrong to  speak to you like that..."}
{"text":"After the campaign,  I would've called you."}
{"text":"After the campaign."}
{"text":"All you've done  is strengthen Monroe."}
{"text":"You won't win either, but  I was at least attempting"}
{"text":"to represent..."}
{"text":"Well, I don't know, not just  bollocks to everything."}
{"text":"If you were preaching  revolution, that'd be something."}
{"text":"But you're not because that'd  require courage and a mindset."}
{"text":"And what have you got?"}
{"text":"Who are you?"}
{"text":"What are you for?"}
{"text":"Morning."}
{"text":"So final push."}
{"text":"You remind everyone that's  got the app, that if they"}
{"text":"recommend it to friends it  unlocks a little fez for Waldo."}
{"text":"(Tamsin) We're here."}
{"text":"Attention shoppers."}
{"text":"I'm here to ask you an  important favour. Gather round."}
{"text":"Come over here and listen."}
{"text":"Don't vote for me, I'm  an insult. Seriously."}
{"text":"Vote for Monroe or  Harris or I dunno,"}
{"text":"UKIP or even that Lib Dem guy."}
{"text":"(woman) He's a prick!"}
{"text":"Seriously, only an arsehole  would actually vote for me."}
{"text":"What Is this, irony?"}
{"text":"I'm worse than a wasted vote."}
{"text":"He's from the Harris campaign."}
{"text":"I mean it, you idiots!  Don't vote for me!"}
{"text":"Don't vote for me!  Don't vote for me!"}
{"text":"Don't vote for..."}
{"text":"Booo!"}
{"text":"Shut up."}
{"text":"No. Don't boo him, he's right!  He's right."}
{"text":"- What are you doing?  - Resigning."}
{"text":"Jamie."}
{"text":"Look! It's me, I'm Waldo."}
{"text":"This guy, whoever this  guy is, he's a hero."}
{"text":"You should throw stuff at  Waldo, he's bad bloody news."}
{"text":"- (woman) He's funny.  - He's not."}
{"text":"Don't listen to that  man, he's a lesbian. Ah!"}
{"text":"- (laughing)  - So remember,"}
{"text":"the polls are open,  and if you've got my app,"}
{"text":"you can unlock new stuff like  catchphrases and a little"}
{"text":"hat n' that. Only an idiot  wouldn't vote for me."}
{"text":"So question the status quo!"}
{"text":"(Jamie) Kill it!"}
{"text":"Kick them where it hurts!"}
{"text":"The first man to hit him  gets five hundred quid!"}
{"text":"Yeah, that's right. Knock  him down. Knock him down."}
{"text":"Smash it.  Yeah, Yeah. Yeah, Yeah."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":null}
{"text":"(TV) I the undersigned, being  the returning officer for the"}
{"text":"Stentonford and Hersham  constituency, hereby give"}
{"text":"notice that the total number  of votes recorded for each"}
{"text":"candidate at the  election is as follows."}
{"text":"Finch, Simon Arthur.  Liberal Democrats."}
{"text":"Two thousand four  hundred and forty-nine."}
{"text":"(applause)"}
{"text":"Harris, Gwendolyn Jodie.  Labour."}
{"text":"Eleven thousand, two  hundred and thirty-seven."}
{"text":"Monroe, Liam George Tennyson.  Conservative."}
{"text":"Nineteen thousand, one  hundred and sixty one."}
{"text":"Waldo, Independent."}
{"text":"(yelling)"}
{"text":"Sixteen thousand seven  hundred and eighty four."}
{"text":"(cheering)"}
{"text":"Ladies, Ladies and gentlemen,  please, I declare  that Liam Monroe"}
{"text":"is duly elected member of  Parliament for the  constituency."}
{"text":"(applause, booing)"}
{"text":"(Waldo) Hey, hey everyone."}
{"text":"Five hundred quid to  anyone who can lob a shoe!"}
{"text":"(officer) Up you get, come on."}
{"text":"Come on!"}
{"text":"Come on, out you go."}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"(Chinese voice)"}
{"text":"(officer) Oi!"}
{"text":"(electricity crackles)"}
{"text":null}
{"text":"[electronic humming]"}
{"text":"[high-pitched whine]"}
{"text":"[mirror cracking]"}
{"text":"[ice crackling]"}
{"text":"[wind rushing]"}
{"text":"[faint music plays]"}
{"text":"[ Wizzard: \"I Wish It Could  Be Christmas Every Day\"]"}
{"text":"[pots clanking]"}
{"text":"[turns music off]"}
{"text":"I was just  getting into that."}
{"text":"What are you doing?"}
{"text":"Roast potatoes."}
{"text":"- We're doing Christmas.  - Christmas."}
{"text":"Christmas Day, December 25th.  You've heard of it?"}
{"text":"No work today, so, uh...  the bottle's on the table."}
{"text":"I know we didn't have  decorations last year.  But, uh..."}
{"text":"I couldn't find them  last year."}
{"text":"They're only supposed  to have stored essentials here."}
{"text":"I think it's kind of adorable  someone thinks tinsel is  essential."}
{"text":"I figured it'd be good for us  to have a... a meal."}
{"text":"A drink. Talk?"}
{"text":"- Good for you or me?  - Come on. What has it been,"}
{"text":"five years? How many sentences  have you said to me? Three?"}
{"text":"- [sighs]  - I mean,  I'm exaggerating... a little."}
{"text":"But, come on, there is a little  bit of a conversational drought  happening here."}
{"text":"- My ears need water.  - I'm not big on conversation."}
{"text":"- Practice makes perfect.  - Maybe I'll bore you."}
{"text":"Buddy, look, at this point,"}
{"text":"being bored by anything other  than snow would be a relief."}
{"text":"So come on."}
{"text":"Chit-chat."}
{"text":"Conversate, something."}
{"text":"Come on, for me."}
{"text":"- for Christmas.  - What do you want  to talk about?"}
{"text":"Why are you here?"}
{"text":"No one ends up here"}
{"text":"without things going to total  shit for them back out there."}
{"text":"It's a job, not a jail."}
{"text":"Often one  and the same thing."}
{"text":"So..."}
{"text":"...what went wrong  for you out there?"}
{"text":"Nothing."}
{"text":"Bullshit."}
{"text":"It's not an interrogation."}
{"text":"What about you?"}
{"text":"An icebreaker.  You're learning."}
{"text":"- What went to shit for you?  - Sure you don't want  that drink?"}
{"text":"Did you talk  your way into trouble?"}
{"text":"In a roundabout way."}
{"text":"I talked to people."}
{"text":"- Made money from it.  - Why? What were you?"}
{"text":"Some sort of, um,  Los Angeles drive-time DJ?"}
{"text":"I was not a DJ."}
{"text":"More like a guru."}
{"text":"Oh, don't say you were  a spiritual guru."}
{"text":"I was decidedly not  a spiritual guru."}
{"text":"[musical notification]"}
{"text":"[man] Hello, Harry.  I'm patched through now.  How are you doing?"}
{"text":"[Harry] Sorry,  I'm not quite dressed yet."}
{"text":"[man] Don't worry,  that's why I'm here."}
{"text":"Just show me what  you're planning on wearing"}
{"text":"and we'll take things  from there."}
{"text":"- How about this?  - Doesn't work."}
{"text":"It's boring blue and you're  not boring blue. Not tonight."}
{"text":"All right.  Which one of these is good?"}
{"text":"Like I said,  white shirt with a black tie"}
{"text":"with a slim-cut grey jacket."}
{"text":"Classic, timeless. Smart."}
{"text":"- I don't usually do jackets.  - You don't usually do anything."}
{"text":"And sort out that hair,   because..."}
{"text":"OK. [exhales]"}
{"text":"Remember those breathing  techniques we talked about, OK?"}
{"text":"You're going to do fine."}
{"text":"It's going to be fine."}
{"text":"[loud music playing]"}
{"text":"[indistinct chattering]"}
{"text":"- She's cute.  - Yes."}
{"text":"Not out loud."}
{"text":"Absolutely."}
{"text":"You need to pick your spots when  you want to talk out loud. OK?"}
{"text":"OK. The function room  is in the back."}
{"text":"Trust me, if you walk  in there like you belong,"}
{"text":"- no one's going  to say anything.  - OK."}
{"text":"So what were you running,  some corporate espionage outfit?"}
{"text":"Romantic services."}
{"text":"Boy meets girl thanks to..."}
{"text":"...in-the-field assistance."}
{"text":"You coached dorks whilst  they cruised singles bars."}
{"text":"Singles bars are depressing.  We'd do regular bars and clubs."}
{"text":"But at Christmas time..."}
{"text":"...we'd gate-crash  office parties."}
{"text":"See, there's this dynamic  to Christmas work parties."}
{"text":"All the attractive women"}
{"text":"have been surrounded by  regulation office ass-clowns"}
{"text":"for the whole year, and now they  want to let their hair down."}
{"text":"According to the pop  psychologist."}
{"text":"So I know how the mind works."}
{"text":"[man] Now, don't stand  around like a lamppost."}
{"text":"Walk over to the bar."}
{"text":"Remember. Always move  with purpose."}
{"text":"[indistinct chattering]"}
{"text":"- [woman] Yeah, who's next?  - Yeah. Can I have a...?"}
{"text":"Three pints, a vodka Diet Coke  and a shot of tequila."}
{"text":"[scoffs] Yeah. Don't worry  about him, all right?"}
{"text":"Just grab one of those  empty bottles off the bar"}
{"text":"while Captain Douchebag  orders his piss water."}
{"text":"We're just going to need it  for a prop anyway."}
{"text":"Have a look around."}
{"text":"See anything you like?"}
{"text":"What? The blonde?"}
{"text":"The dark-haired girl?"}
{"text":"Interesting choice. Go straight  over, but focus on the blonde."}
{"text":"Now. Come on."}
{"text":"Confidence. You can do this."}
{"text":"Hold on, just finding  out who they are."}
{"text":"OK, uh, bullshit opener."}
{"text":"Um, try the horse story.  At the blonde girl."}
{"text":"[clears throat]"}
{"text":"Hey, so, did anyone see that guy  outside riding the horse?"}
{"text":"- Did you see him?  - What? A guy on A horse?"}
{"text":"Yeah, like, 20 minutes ago,  this guy, shirtless,"}
{"text":"- riding A horse  down the high street.  - Really?"}
{"text":"Yeah, honestly. He, uh..."}
{"text":"The weirdest part was that  he had a bow and arrow, right?"}
{"text":"- What? A real bow and arrow?  - I swear to God."}
{"text":"He probably did it for a bet  but he looked like something  out of Tolkien,"}
{"text":"- you know?  - [both laugh]"}
{"text":"- Sorry, who are you?  - [nervous chuckle]"}
{"text":"Stall until I...  until I find something."}
{"text":"I'm pretty sure I'm me."}
{"text":"Just you're not  from the office."}
{"text":"Who do you know from here?"}
{"text":"Say, \"I know you.\" Friendly."}
{"text":"I know you, for one."}
{"text":"- Dawson.  - Dawson, isn't it?"}
{"text":"You met at Kath's barbecue."}
{"text":"Yeah. We met at  Kath's barbecue back in..."}
{"text":"- June.  - ...June or so. Yeah."}
{"text":"He had a pork pie hat."}
{"text":"You had a poor guy's hat."}
{"text":"A \"pork pie hat.\""}
{"text":"A pork pie hat that  you wore on your head."}
{"text":"He'll pretend he remembers,  even though"}
{"text":"he won't actually  know if he does."}
{"text":"- Right.  - Yeah?"}
{"text":"Yeah, sorry."}
{"text":"No. No, no worries.  No worries. Crazy night."}
{"text":"You're doing fine.  Don't neglect the blonde."}
{"text":"You, I don't know."}
{"text":"- Um, Amy.  - Amy. Hi."}
{"text":"Get her to introduce you  to the dark-haired girl."}
{"text":"[clears throat] So, uh, are all  of your friends this suspicious?"}
{"text":"- Nice.  - I don't think so."}
{"text":"- [Harry] Yeah?  - This is Jennifer."}
{"text":"- Hi, Jennifer.  - Hi."}
{"text":"Now focus on Amy and we'll do  that funny material that we  worked on."}
{"text":"Anyway, this guy gets off  the horse and he's got  a backpack, right?"}
{"text":"The tactic,  generally, was to deliberately"}
{"text":"freeze out the one you were  actually interested in."}
{"text":"For one thing you  wouldn't seem needy but..."}
{"text":"...also they would, most times,  sort of lean in naturally."}
{"text":"People want to be noticed."}
{"text":"They don't like to be shut out.  It makes them feel invisible."}
{"text":"But this girl..."}
{"text":"This girl seemed content  with being ignored."}
{"text":"Maybe she could  smell a loser."}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"No. She was an outsider."}
{"text":"An attractive outsider."}
{"text":"And there's nothing more  tantalising than that."}
{"text":"[indistinct chatter]"}
{"text":"- Huh.  - [Harry] Great."}
{"text":"Well, she's off. OK."}
{"text":"Gonna be a challenge.  Don't quit."}
{"text":"Let's let our friend Amy here  yadder on for a little while"}
{"text":"and then, uh,  find an excuse to slip away."}
{"text":"They will sit outside  on the balcony till,  like, four in the morning."}
{"text":"[Harry] Yeah?  It's startling."}
{"text":"Listen, I've just go  to the, um, little boys' room."}
{"text":"So, uh, just keep the party  going and I'll,"}
{"text":"- you know... [laughs]  - Sure."}
{"text":"Do you actually have to go?"}
{"text":"Yeah, but it's not  easy with you watching."}
{"text":"I promise. I won't peek."}
{"text":"So you streamed everything  he saw, and he trusted you  with that?"}
{"text":"Well...  it was only me watching."}
{"text":"Jesus, how much urine? He's  pissing like a harpooned cow."}
{"text":"- It's making me want to go.  - [all laughing]"}
{"text":"[man] Well, it is!"}
{"text":"OK, there's our girl.  Um, all right, Harry."}
{"text":"Your best bet is to just go over  and start talking to her."}
{"text":"You just want  to establish a rapport."}
{"text":"OK? Don't be scared of her."}
{"text":"OK, guys, any observations so  far, helping our man out here?"}
{"text":"Here's what's interesting,  she's pretty but, uh,  no one's hitting on her."}
{"text":"[man 1] Probably means  they've given up."}
{"text":"[man 2] She always gives them  the brush-off cos..."}
{"text":"They're regular types, she's an  outsider with zero in common."}
{"text":"- OK that's a possible in.  - [exhales]"}
{"text":"Harry, engage in conversation,  but be cynical."}
{"text":"Right? Cutting."}
{"text":"Like Bonnie and Clyde, huh?  You two against the world."}
{"text":"Confidence. Confidence.  Just talk to her."}
{"text":"I don't really get parties."}
{"text":"You know, you just kind of turn  up and it's, uh, it's enforced  fun, all night."}
{"text":"Talk about what TV shows  you've fallen behind on."}
{"text":"Pretend to be happy.  [scoffs]"}
{"text":"Maybe everyone else enjoys it,  maybe it's just me?"}
{"text":"It's definitely  not just you."}
{"text":"All right, good start. Now do  some more outsider small talk."}
{"text":"And keep looking at her.  I need to gauge her reactions."}
{"text":"So I noticed you sitting  alone on the edge and I, uh..."}
{"text":"I thought,  \"Hey, kindred spirit.\""}
{"text":"I really hate when people say  \"kindred spirit\", you know."}
{"text":"And people that do that."}
{"text":"- Me too.  - [chuckles]"}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess you don't  really like parties either."}
{"text":"The noise wrecks it for me."}
{"text":"All the talking and talking,  it never fucking stops."}
{"text":"OK, she curses,  so should you."}
{"text":"Shit, fucking, I fucking always  totally think that it's fucking  shit. You know?"}
{"text":"I can't think through  all the babble."}
{"text":"I only got through it last year  because I was on drugs."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"I'm sorry, what's that?  What's that?"}
{"text":"Just, like, pills, but"}
{"text":"they must've been pretty strong  because I actually enjoyed  myself."}
{"text":"- That's cool.  - Don't say cool."}
{"text":"- I wish I had some drugs  right now.   - No, you don't."}
{"text":"I'm just... I'm joking."}
{"text":"I don't take them anymore."}
{"text":"- Say, \"That's good.\"  - That's good,  because you don't..."}
{"text":"You don't need that  shit in your system, no."}
{"text":"I'd say she's a level four  rock chick."}
{"text":"Semi-reformed. Probably respond  well to spiritual conversation."}
{"text":"I don't think I can face  fucking weeks of that.  I might bail, boys."}
{"text":"OK, look,  it's too public here."}
{"text":"Ask if you can move someplace  quieter, where you can really  talk."}
{"text":"People want to be heard.  That's why 90 per cent of  seduction is just listening."}
{"text":"[man] Or at least pulling  a face like you're listening."}
{"text":"Yeah, that works, too."}
{"text":"The important thing  is to make them feel important."}
{"text":"Like they can make you want to  extinguish the rest of the world"}
{"text":"and focus on them."}
{"text":"Full attention."}
{"text":"Like you're not giving me now.  What's wrong?"}
{"text":"- that clock.  - What about it?"}
{"text":"I just... I just never  noticed it before."}
{"text":"[scoffs] In five years? Jesus."}
{"text":"Anyway, the point is to stay  locked in on them long enough"}
{"text":"to build a rapport."}
{"text":"So, well, I would guess  that either every guy in there"}
{"text":"has already tried to hit on you  or, uh, maybe they find you too  intimidating."}
{"text":"- Am I intimidating?  - No, no, no, no, no.  I'm just, uh..."}
{"text":"No, I just imagine that  they all kind of want  to get in inside your..."}
{"text":"- Head.  - ...head."}
{"text":"[chuckles]  Some of them have tried."}
{"text":"Not directly."}
{"text":"They send messages,  or they make it so you know  what they're thinking."}
{"text":"Yeah. That can't be fun."}
{"text":"It's just tiring, you know.  It just doesn't end, ever."}
{"text":"[Harry] I wouldn't know,  I never hit on anyone."}
{"text":"- [Jennifer] Really?  - OK, uh..."}
{"text":"- Ask her how long  she's worked there.  - Um..."}
{"text":"[Harry] How long  have you worked for..."}
{"text":"- Magson Frank.  - ...Magson Frank."}
{"text":"- Three years.  - Oh, wow.  So Three Christmas parties."}
{"text":"This will be my last."}
{"text":"- Oh, Really? are you leaving?  - Mm-hm."}
{"text":"I've been planning it forever,  but you know what it's like."}
{"text":"You know you have to do it, but  when it comes right down to it,"}
{"text":"it's hard  to work up the courage."}
{"text":"You can empathize with that."}
{"text":"Yeah. It's like when you want  to jump into a pool,"}
{"text":"and you're worried that  the water's going to be cold."}
{"text":"But you know moments after you  jump in that it'll be fine."}
{"text":"It's the fear of the shock  that holds you back."}
{"text":"Ultimately, the only thing  you're worried about is  the transition"}
{"text":"from one state to another."}
{"text":"And that can't hurt you  because it's... it's just  a state change."}
{"text":"Great stuff, kid.  Almost word-for-word."}
{"text":"That's exactly right,  it's just a state change."}
{"text":"Right. And it's   frustrating because"}
{"text":"you've always got these ten  voices in your head saying,  \"Don't do it\""}
{"text":"and another ten in your head  saying, \"Do it\"."}
{"text":"Which one do you listen to?"}
{"text":"The \"do it\"s."}
{"text":"Really?"}
{"text":"Yeah. If you don't like it, you  can just cut and run, you know."}
{"text":"Get it over and done with."}
{"text":"You're right. I will."}
{"text":"[chuckles]"}
{"text":"Well... to changing states."}
{"text":"- To changing states.  - [liquid sloshing]"}
{"text":"- [Harry laughs] Ooh!   - [Jennifer] Ooh! Sorry."}
{"text":"- She touched his knee.  - She touched his fucking knee!"}
{"text":"Gentlemen, gentlemen,  please, please."}
{"text":"Harry, you're doing great.  Ask her if she would like  another drink."}
{"text":"Listen, let me get you  another drink."}
{"text":"[chuckles] Let me think.  I just need the loo a sec."}
{"text":"So thanks to you some gawko  finally meets a girl."}
{"text":"It's not much  of a Christmas story."}
{"text":"I haven't finished yet."}
{"text":"Maybe he comes down her chimney."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[exhales] I just don't feel  comfortable doing this."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"I mean she... I like her."}
{"text":"- She likes you.  - It's cheating."}
{"text":"I'd never have even  had the nerve to talk to her."}
{"text":"Aren't you glad you did?"}
{"text":"Yeah, I... Yes. Yes.  But I just..."}
{"text":"It's just a bit of a nightmare  having you, you know,"}
{"text":"all of you in my head, watching  us... Telling me what to do."}
{"text":"I just want to talk to her  myself. And it's..."}
{"text":"It's a bit of a head-fuck. I  kind of want you all to go away."}
{"text":"I don't... Hey.  [nervous chuckle]"}
{"text":"[clears throat]"}
{"text":"- Come back to mine.  - Sorry?"}
{"text":"I want you  to come back to mine."}
{"text":"I thought about asking you, and  a little voice said, \"Do it\"."}
{"text":"So I'm doing it."}
{"text":"Um... uh..."}
{"text":"Say yes!"}
{"text":"I want to do this."}
{"text":"It's my way of saying thanks."}
{"text":"- Sorry.  - no, um..."}
{"text":"- Hole-in-one!  - On his first run!"}
{"text":"- His first bloody run!  - Just say yes."}
{"text":"Yes. Yes. Yes."}
{"text":"[door opens]"}
{"text":"[both exhale nervously]"}
{"text":"I don't usually bring  people back here."}
{"text":"Well, I'm honoured."}
{"text":"- Come in.  - [man] Did you watch"}
{"text":"when they went back to hers  and got up to whatever  they got up to."}
{"text":"Did you carry on watching  through his eyes?"}
{"text":"What do you think I am?"}
{"text":"Clearly, I don't know."}
{"text":"Maybe if you spoke  to me more, you'd know."}
{"text":"No. My job was done."}
{"text":"Of course I didn't watch."}
{"text":"- [Harry] Here? OK.  - [Jennifer] Mm-hm."}
{"text":"Nice place.  I like the mantelpiece."}
{"text":"And that bird."}
{"text":"Kooky decor."}
{"text":"Indicating sexual  adventurousness."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"- I'll get the drinks.  - Yeah, OK. I'll just sit."}
{"text":"- The bedroom's that way.  - Yeah, OK."}
{"text":"I'll meet you in there."}
{"text":"OK, Harry.  You're going to the moon."}
{"text":"Just sooner than expected."}
{"text":"- I can't... I can't do it.  - This is first-time nerves."}
{"text":"It's all happening so suddenly.  I didn't expect this,  this quickly."}
{"text":"You just got  to roll with it."}
{"text":"I don't want you  all to see, all right?"}
{"text":"Oh, now he's  Mr Fucking Ethics."}
{"text":"Now wait.  You were happy to take"}
{"text":"- a window seat  while others did it.  - [Harry] That was different!"}
{"text":"I didn't hear any objections  when he watched me getting  sucked off"}
{"text":"by that German girl.  That was a first date."}
{"text":"- [Harry] Look...  - Refund."}
{"text":"Look, she's too real.  This is too real."}
{"text":"Nothing is too real."}
{"text":"Yeah, but..."}
{"text":"- You're standing.  - Yeah, I..."}
{"text":"I just didn't want  to be too presumptuous."}
{"text":"I need you on the bed."}
{"text":"[man on monitor] Jesus!"}
{"text":"[nervous chuckle]"}
{"text":"[both chuckle nervously]"}
{"text":"[whispers]  They can't fucking wait."}
{"text":"- Oh...  - Is She going  to take that top off?"}
{"text":"- If there's no tits.  I want a discount.  - They're gonna have sex."}
{"text":"You're getting the season  finale in episode one."}
{"text":"Yeah, but if I don't  see her tits..."}
{"text":"Will you please be patient?  Jesus."}
{"text":"Have some respect."}
{"text":"[grunting]"}
{"text":"[coughing]"}
{"text":"Hey. Are you OK in there?"}
{"text":"Wow. What is that?"}
{"text":"\"Fuck them\" is what it is."}
{"text":"A big glass of \"fuck them\"."}
{"text":"Fuck... fuck who?"}
{"text":"Always saying what to do,  half saying one thing,  half saying another."}
{"text":"The talk, the constant talk."}
{"text":"- This isn't good.  - I'm not getting tits, am I?"}
{"text":"I stopped taking the pills  they said I should take,"}
{"text":"because they dulled the sound."}
{"text":"Always, they've spoken to me,"}
{"text":"always there, and I've had it."}
{"text":"OK, Harry, I think we should  think about wrapping this up."}
{"text":"I was planning on drinking this  tonight to make them stop,  but I was wavering."}
{"text":"Coward, fucking coward,"}
{"text":"and then I met you,  and it was fate."}
{"text":"You knew what it was like  and you said do it."}
{"text":"So now, we're saying  \"fuck it\" together."}
{"text":"- What's in the drink?  - It doesn't matter. Wrap it up."}
{"text":"I know you hear them too.  I saw you talking to them."}
{"text":"No. They're real people,  these are real people."}
{"text":"There's no such thing  as real people."}
{"text":"- Harry, get out of there now!  - [Harry coughing]"}
{"text":"It's like a club, it's a club  where we meet girls and they  talk us through..."}
{"text":"- no one understands Me, either.  - no."}
{"text":"All night, they've been watching  us and there's this one guy,"}
{"text":"- he's the leader.  He's the leader.  - We're the same."}
{"text":"They're watching us. All night,  they've been watching."}
{"text":"They can see you.  They can see me."}
{"text":"No one understands  what that's like."}
{"text":"There are a hundred  who see through me,"}
{"text":"standing at their government  depots,"}
{"text":"shouting what to think."}
{"text":"[Harry struggling to breathe]"}
{"text":"Not any more."}
{"text":"- You too.  - I don't want it."}
{"text":"- It's a state change.  - I don't want it."}
{"text":"It's just a transition"}
{"text":"and soon, they won't be there  and we'll be free."}
{"text":"Please... Please...  I don't want it."}
{"text":"You do."}
{"text":"You do."}
{"text":"Shh, shh, shh, shh..."}
{"text":"- [Harry grunting frantically]  - Shh, shh, shh. You do."}
{"text":"She murdered him?"}
{"text":"A mercy killing, she'd say."}
{"text":"- So when Did you  find out about this?  - Hm?"}
{"text":"I mean, when did you know  that this had happened?"}
{"text":"Uh... I saw it on a newscast,  I think."}
{"text":"[Harry screaming, gurgling]"}
{"text":"Wipe and destroy everything. OK?  Everything. Now go."}
{"text":"[toy squeaks]"}
{"text":"[toy clatters  and plays loud music]"}
{"text":"[trash clattering]"}
{"text":"[woman] Matthew?"}
{"text":"What's going on?"}
{"text":"What are you doing?"}
{"text":"So Claire... she was my wife."}
{"text":"She's British, you'd like her."}
{"text":"And I'm your wife, in fact."}
{"text":"[Matthew] Claire found out  I was involved"}
{"text":"and took what you might call  a dim view."}
{"text":"She blocked me."}
{"text":"You ever been blocked?"}
{"text":"I've had enough.  Matthew, it's done."}
{"text":"- Stop it. Stop.  - Not This time."}
{"text":"[Matthew]  It drives you crazy."}
{"text":"- Why? Why?  - Once they hit  that button, that's it,"}
{"text":"you're locked out.  End of conversation.  You can't hear or speak to them."}
{"text":"They can't hear  or speak to you."}
{"text":"Every time you look at them,  there's just this...  anonymous shape."}
{"text":"It usually only lasts  for what, like an hour."}
{"text":"But when  they leave it going,"}
{"text":"oh, shit."}
{"text":"Price of progress, I suppose."}
{"text":"[exhales deeply] We all got..."}
{"text":"We all got  Zed-Eyes put in, right."}
{"text":"Which is all fine and dandy  until something like this  happens"}
{"text":"and then it's bullshit."}
{"text":"You can't  even take them out."}
{"text":"Packet gravy."}
{"text":"How British."}
{"text":"Merry Christmas."}
{"text":"Now we're festive. Huh?"}
{"text":"To Christmas!"}
{"text":"Anyway, she left me,  took custody of Mel,  that's our daughter."}
{"text":"Hence, stranding me  in this lovely place."}
{"text":"I didn't want to be  surrounded by reminders."}
{"text":"[door slams shut]"}
{"text":"- What?  - Did you hear that?"}
{"text":"Hear what?"}
{"text":"Well, anyway,  I'm glad we're talking."}
{"text":"Silence can be oppressive.  You think weird shit  in a vacuum, huh?"}
{"text":"I mean, you feel better, right?  Communicating?"}
{"text":"Talking to me, finally?"}
{"text":"A little bit, maybe. Yeah."}
{"text":"[laughs]  Man, you are a locked box."}
{"text":"I mean,  that's a good thing."}
{"text":"Most people are too easy  to read, especially  if you know minds."}
{"text":"Using party tricks to pick up  girls isn't \"knowing minds.\""}
{"text":"The picking up girls thing  was a hobby."}
{"text":"My job  was completely different."}
{"text":"You'll never guess  what that was."}
{"text":"- Marketing person?  - no."}
{"text":"- Door-to-Door salesman?  - Please."}
{"text":"Proctologist?"}
{"text":"- You're never going to get it.  - I'm not going to try."}
{"text":"All right.  Let's make it a game."}
{"text":"I'll describe to you..."}
{"text":"...my day at work, and you stop  me when you've guessed it."}
{"text":"[man on TV] The extreme weather  has hit sales hard this  Christmas."}
{"text":"Five inches of snow..."}
{"text":"[woman thinking] That's going  to wreck my portfolio just when  I need it."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"Don't know what  I'm going to do about that."}
{"text":"Oh, God, more messages.  I'll never clear this inbox."}
{"text":"Sorry.  Constant bloody admin."}
{"text":"Just time  for a little snack."}
{"text":"I can eat  before an operation?"}
{"text":"Wonders of modern science."}
{"text":"Oh, thank God.  I'm starving."}
{"text":"[woman thinking]  That toast looks burnt."}
{"text":"Should I say something?"}
{"text":"Yeah, I think  I'll say something."}
{"text":"All good?"}
{"text":"To be honest, it's not quite how  I like it. It's a bit overdone."}
{"text":"Sorry."}
{"text":"I'll make some more."}
{"text":"Bet she hates me now."}
{"text":"How long  is this going to take?"}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Madge.  I'm your anaesthetist today."}
{"text":"Hi."}
{"text":"[woman thinking] God, she's  young. Hope she's qualified."}
{"text":"OK, enough. Stop thinking about  things that could go wrong."}
{"text":"They said it's straightforward  and painless. I'm just going  to relax."}
{"text":"OK, Greta, just relax.  Here we go."}
{"text":"[Madge] Now, just count  backwards from ten."}
{"text":"Ten, nine,  eight, seven, six..."}
{"text":"- ...five...  - [Greta thinking]  Five, four, three,"}
{"text":"two, one."}
{"text":"Um, I can't...  I can't see."}
{"text":"Um, where am I?"}
{"text":"- Uh, what's that noise?  - [drill whirring]"}
{"text":"- [heart monitor beeping]  - Uh, why can't I see?!"}
{"text":"[woman]  Preparing to extract cookie."}
{"text":"[Greta cookie] What?  No! Wait! I'm still awake!"}
{"text":"Oh, my God!  Oh, my God! What's happening?"}
{"text":"Excuse me? Oh, my God!'"}
{"text":"That's me!"}
{"text":"That's me!  Oh, my God! Where am I?"}
{"text":"I don't know  what's happening!"}
{"text":"I don't know  what's happening to me!"}
{"text":"[sobbing]"}
{"text":"Hello?"}
{"text":"Is... is anyone there?"}
{"text":"Hello?"}
{"text":"- [feedback]  - [Greta cookie] Ow!"}
{"text":"Sorry."}
{"text":"[chuckles softly]"}
{"text":"You're probably pretty weirded  out right now, I'm guessing."}
{"text":"It's OK, you can talk.  I can hear you through this."}
{"text":"- [Greta cookie] Hello?  - Hi."}
{"text":"I'm Matthew,  I'm from Smartelligence."}
{"text":"My job is to explain what's  happening to you as best I can."}
{"text":"- Oh, my God! Am I dead?  - No, no. You're not dead."}
{"text":"No one's dead here."}
{"text":"Um..."}
{"text":"...how old did you say  you we're, uh, 30?"}
{"text":"- Twenty-nine.  - Twenty-nine, Right."}
{"text":"Uh, so you won't remember  Xerox machines?"}
{"text":"- do you know  What A photocopier is?  - What?"}
{"text":"Do you know  what a copy is?"}
{"text":"As in a copy of something?  Of course I know what that is."}
{"text":"Well, that's what you are."}
{"text":"A copy of...?"}
{"text":"A copy of you."}
{"text":"- But I Am me.  - OK."}
{"text":"Try to blow on my face."}
{"text":"You can't,  because you don't have a body."}
{"text":"Where are your fingers?  Your arms, your face?"}
{"text":"Nowhere. [chuckles]"}
{"text":"Because you're code."}
{"text":"You're a simulated brain  full of code,"}
{"text":"stored in this little widget  we call a cookie."}
{"text":"Why have you  done this to me?"}
{"text":"Ah, well...  Actually you did this to you."}
{"text":"Uh, real you  is paying for this."}
{"text":"I don't understand."}
{"text":"You see,  what this is, is a service."}
{"text":"We take a blank cookie"}
{"text":"and we surgically implant it  into a client's brain."}
{"text":"It sits there  just under the skin"}
{"text":"for about a week, shadowing."}
{"text":"Um, soaking up the way  this particular mind works."}
{"text":"That's why you think you're you.  You are you."}
{"text":"Uh... but also not."}
{"text":"Right. Well, it is a lot  to process, even from inside  a processor."}
{"text":"- Put me back in my body!  - Hm."}
{"text":"Well, that's where  real you lives."}
{"text":"But... what we will do though  is we will give you a simulated  body."}
{"text":"We find that sometimes  that helps. Are you ready?"}
{"text":"- What? I don't understand!  - Three, and two, one."}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[continues gasping]"}
{"text":"[Matthew] Hey."}
{"text":"Better?"}
{"text":"This is my body."}
{"text":"Let's not get into that again.  Uh, look around you."}
{"text":"You've got a control room."}
{"text":"What's this for?"}
{"text":"That console, that's for you  to control the house."}
{"text":"I mean, real you's house."}
{"text":"Look, um, how do you  like your toast?"}
{"text":"- Wh... What?  - How do you like your toast?"}
{"text":"- Underdone. Slightly Underdone.  - OK, perfect."}
{"text":"Think about  how you like it..."}
{"text":"...then just  press the button."}
{"text":"- Which one?  - It doesn't matter."}
{"text":"You already know  you're making toast."}
{"text":"The buttons  are symbolic mostly anyway."}
{"text":"[button hums]"}
{"text":"See, this is your job now."}
{"text":"You're in charge  of everything here."}
{"text":"Uh, the temperature,  the lighting,"}
{"text":"what time the alarm clock  goes off in the morning."}
{"text":"If there's  no food in the refrigerator."}
{"text":"You...  You're in charge of ordering it."}
{"text":"- for who?  - for real you."}
{"text":"- She's paying.  - Where is real me?"}
{"text":"Taking a nap.  In the bedroom. Top right."}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"I don't want to be in here."}
{"text":"I don't want to be in here."}
{"text":"I don't want to be in here!"}
{"text":"- [toaster pops]  - [Matt] Hey."}
{"text":"Just how you like it."}
{"text":"- [screams]  - OK."}
{"text":"Please stop screaming.  Are you going to stop screaming?"}
{"text":"Are you going to stop screaming?  No. OK."}
{"text":"[silence]"}
{"text":"I'm sorry.  I had to mute you. It..."}
{"text":"[no audio]"}
{"text":"- Oh, sorry.  - [Greta cookie panting]"}
{"text":"Look. It'll be much easier  if you just comply."}
{"text":"I'm not doing this."}
{"text":"I'm not some sort of  push-button toaster monkey."}
{"text":"- Would you prefer  to do nothing?  - Well, I'm not doing this!"}
{"text":"Right. Well, nothing it is then.  Let me show you what that  is like."}
{"text":"Three weeks sound good?  That should give you a taste."}
{"text":"What do you mean,  three weeks?"}
{"text":"If you just wait for a...  Just..."}
{"text":"- What about now?  - [gasps]"}
{"text":"Please. Don't do that again."}
{"text":"Please. There's nothing  to do here. There's nothing.  There's just..."}
{"text":"I mean, there's nothing."}
{"text":"- I did warn you.  - I couldn't even sleep."}
{"text":"You don't need sleep.  Ready to go to work?"}
{"text":"Oh, no, no. No, I'm not.  Definitely not doing that."}
{"text":"- OK. Well, have six months.  - No. Wait, wait!"}
{"text":"[Matthew] See, the trick  of it lay in breaking them"}
{"text":"without letting them snap  completely, if you get me."}
{"text":"Too much time in solitary  and they'd just wig out."}
{"text":"No use to anyone,  then you'd just sell them cheap"}
{"text":"to the games industry,  they become"}
{"text":"cannon fodder  for some war thing."}
{"text":"[Matthew continues eating toast]"}
{"text":"- How are we feeling now?  - [gasps]"}
{"text":"[panting] Please."}
{"text":"Give me something to do."}
{"text":"Ready to work?"}
{"text":"Yes. Yes, please."}
{"text":"I'll do anything."}
{"text":"I'll do anything, just give me  something to do, please."}
{"text":"- [footsteps approaching]  - OK."}
{"text":"Great toast, by the way."}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"Is it set up?"}
{"text":"You are all set  and ready to go."}
{"text":"You know, as I was coming here,  I saw this guy with his shirt  off,"}
{"text":"riding a horse  in the middle of the street."}
{"text":"- How weird.  - [chuckles] I swear to God."}
{"text":"[electronic hums and beeps]"}
{"text":"[ Rossini:  \"The Thieving Magpie\"]"}
{"text":"[computerized voice] Good  morning, Greta. Here are  today's appointments."}
{"text":"11am: hair with Stelios."}
{"text":"12.30: Lunch at Barney's  Brasserie with Annabel."}
{"text":"3pm: Jackanape Gallery  private view, Shoreditch."}
{"text":"6.30: Christmas drinks  with Paolo."}
{"text":"7.30: The Nutcracker,  Royal Opera House."}
{"text":"That's slavery."}
{"text":"- A little melodramatic,  isn't it?  - But she thought she was real."}
{"text":"- But she wasn't.  - It's barbaric."}
{"text":"It wasn't really real,  so it wasn't really barbaric."}
{"text":"Again, you are not  who I expected."}
{"text":"Most people would say,"}
{"text":"\"She's only made of code,  she's not real. Fuck her.\""}
{"text":"But you're empathetic."}
{"text":"- You care about people.  - Well, don't you?"}
{"text":"You're a good man."}
{"text":"Am I?"}
{"text":"Based on how you've reacted  to what I've said, yeah."}
{"text":"I can tell you're kind."}
{"text":"I'm not a good man."}
{"text":"A good man  who's done bad things?"}
{"text":"You can tell me about it."}
{"text":"I've done stuff in my life  I'm not proud of."}
{"text":"I can't pretend I haven't."}
{"text":"Was it something to do  with your family?"}
{"text":"Wife?"}
{"text":"Girlfriend?"}
{"text":"[chuckles]"}
{"text":"It's just us here."}
{"text":"Her dad never liked me."}
{"text":"He never liked me."}
{"text":"Bloody cold, isn't it?  Come on."}
{"text":"Beth. Bethany."}
{"text":"[Beth] Dad, what now?"}
{"text":"It gets dark about six."}
{"text":"- We won't be that long!  - Hold on. Let me put  my glove on."}
{"text":"I think he disapproves."}
{"text":"He's just protective."}
{"text":"He thinks  I'm not good enough for you."}
{"text":"Well, I mean,  he's got a point."}
{"text":"Let me take a photo of you.  Stand there."}
{"text":"Hang on."}
{"text":"I feel so awkward posing."}
{"text":"Come on. Be a supermodel."}
{"text":"- This awkward enough for you?  - It's perfect."}
{"text":"- Right. Ready? That's nice.   - [Beth laughs]"}
{"text":"- Hold it there.  - [camera shutter clicks]"}
{"text":"[both laugh]"}
{"text":"You're such a dick."}
{"text":"[ Los Bravos:  \"Black Is Black\"]"}
{"text":"[sings rock music karaoke]"}
{"text":"[Beth whooping]"}
{"text":"[woman laughs loudly]"}
{"text":"[feedback on microphone]"}
{"text":"We were good together, you know.  We were really good together."}
{"text":"[audience cheering]"}
{"text":"Whoo!"}
{"text":"[sings melancholy karaoke]"}
{"text":"Yeah!"}
{"text":"- [bottle clinking]  - Why are you all around there?"}
{"text":"- No. No, we're going home.  Come on.  - Don't manhandle me."}
{"text":"I'm not going to get up  if you all touch me."}
{"text":"I'm not going to get up.  I'm not going to get up."}
{"text":"- It's cool. It's cool.  - [indistinct chattering]"}
{"text":"Come on, Joe.  I'll get your jacket."}
{"text":"Cheers, mate."}
{"text":"Things weren't perfection.  These things never are, but..."}
{"text":"...we were really happy."}
{"text":"[all laughing]"}
{"text":"I'll let Gita   tell the story."}
{"text":"She loves boring people  with our personal details."}
{"text":"[laughter continues]"}
{"text":"Oh, I'd been working there  for about a fortnight"}
{"text":"when Beth introduced  the two of us, and ta-da!"}
{"text":"- So it's all Beth's doing.  - She's the puppet-master."}
{"text":"[all laughing]"}
{"text":"What was her tip  for winning me over again?"}
{"text":"Not to let you  hear me snore."}
{"text":"We all went on this work trip  once, before Gita's time,"}
{"text":"I fell asleep on the coach back  and snored so loud"}
{"text":"that they all thought there was  something wrong with me."}
{"text":"He snores like a bison."}
{"text":"- [Joe] Wow.  - [all laugh]"}
{"text":"Really,  you're telling him that?"}
{"text":"Oh, another one  bites the dust."}
{"text":"[dishes clattering]"}
{"text":"I think she's more into him  than he's into her."}
{"text":"Don't you think?"}
{"text":"Is that one finished?"}
{"text":"- [Beth] Mmm-hmm.  - Yeah?"}
{"text":"You all right?"}
{"text":"- I'm tired.  - You've been a bit quiet."}
{"text":"Just wasn't in the mood,   you know?"}
{"text":"I see them  all the time at work."}
{"text":"I think I'm going  to go to bed. Do you mind?"}
{"text":"No, that's fine."}
{"text":"[whispers] Shit."}
{"text":"Beth?"}
{"text":"- What?  - Is This yours?"}
{"text":"I just found it in the bin.  That means pregnant."}
{"text":"Is it yours?"}
{"text":"Yes."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"I mean, that..."}
{"text":"Christ."}
{"text":"That's amazing, I mean...  It's just..."}
{"text":"Joe, I can't."}
{"text":"A baby,  a pregnancy... not now."}
{"text":"Not right now, I can't."}
{"text":"Of course you can. My God,  you'll be an amazing mum."}
{"text":"- No. I'm 27, I'm not ready.  - Who's ever ready?"}
{"text":"It's not... it's just too quick,  OK? It's all too quick."}
{"text":"- We'll manage.  I'll surprise you.  - You're not listening."}
{"text":"- I can be responsible  when pushed.  - Joe."}
{"text":"You can put your feet up,  I'll do shoulder rubs,  paint the house."}
{"text":"- Joe, please.   - We'll be like a couple  in a DIY ad."}
{"text":"- Joe... I don't want it.  - We'll be like a family."}
{"text":"- But it's a baby.  - Joe."}
{"text":"- I mean, it's our baby.  - I know, and it's not  easy for me."}
{"text":"- Well, let's at least  discuss this.  - No. I've made up my mind."}
{"text":"Well, I haven't."}
{"text":"God, look at you."}
{"text":"You're pissed."}
{"text":"You drank all night, Beth."}
{"text":"You drank all night."}
{"text":"Jesus Christ, you're pregnant."}
{"text":"Yeah, well,  I don't want to be."}
{"text":"- And I'm not going to be.  - You're being a bitch."}
{"text":"- Stop it.  - You're being a cold bitch"}
{"text":"- who would kill a kid.  - That's not fair."}
{"text":"Who'd get it torn out because  it doesn't suit her plans."}
{"text":"- Stop or I'll block you.  - Don't you dare."}
{"text":"No. We can talk tomorrow,  just please stop."}
{"text":"- Don't you fucking dare.  - [Beth panting]"}
{"text":"[Joe] Turn it off!  Turn it off, you...!"}
{"text":"[muffled shouting]"}
{"text":"Listen to me, Beth!  Turn it off!"}
{"text":"You turn it off!"}
{"text":"Turn it off!"}
{"text":"You turn it off, Beth!"}
{"text":"Beth? Turn it off! Please!"}
{"text":"Turn it off."}
{"text":"[keys rattling]"}
{"text":"- [door opens]  - Beth?"}
{"text":"Wait!  I'm sorry, I was pissed."}
{"text":"Can we just talk about  this properly, please?"}
{"text":"I've said some really awful  shit. Beth, I love you."}
{"text":"Listen,  we can work this out."}
{"text":"[muffled shouting]"}
{"text":"Beth, please!"}
{"text":"Beth!"}
{"text":"That day, I didn't go to work.  I just stayed at home and..."}
{"text":"...tried to work out  how to make amends."}
{"text":"But she just  didn't come back."}
{"text":"And thanks to the block,  I couldn't..."}
{"text":"I couldn't message her.  I couldn't call her."}
{"text":"After a week,  I was pretty desperate."}
{"text":"So I just hung around outside  her work, like a stalker."}
{"text":"Tim! Gita!"}
{"text":"Have you seen Beth?"}
{"text":"Um, she left."}
{"text":"Left. What, like...?"}
{"text":"Handed in her notice."}
{"text":"No one knows where she is."}
{"text":"[Gita] Joe?"}
{"text":"- Joe!  - No, leave him."}
{"text":"I was still hopeful  that she would get in touch,"}
{"text":"or at least remove the block  so that I could contact her."}
{"text":"But no."}
{"text":"When there's a block,  you can't even wallow properly."}
{"text":"You can't switch it off."}
{"text":"You can't take  the Zed-Eyes out."}
{"text":"And it doesn't just block them,  it blocks every image of them."}
{"text":"So every memory  I had of her was vandalised."}
{"text":"And then one day  I'm out in town and..."}
{"text":"...it was her."}
{"text":"She was pregnant."}
{"text":"She'd kept it."}
{"text":"Well, I just sort of lost it.  I just ran over"}
{"text":"and started pleading with her.  Just pleading."}
{"text":"[muffled]"}
{"text":"Turn it off. Turn it off.  Just turn it off."}
{"text":"- Turn it off.  Beth, turn it off.  - Help. Get him off me!"}
{"text":"Some passer-by  called the police."}
{"text":"They took me  down the station."}
{"text":"And that was that."}
{"text":"So, by now, the block's  got legal backing."}
{"text":"And there's a GPS so that if  I go within ten metres of her,"}
{"text":"bang, I get arrested."}
{"text":"Harsh."}
{"text":"Yeah, and I've got no idea  where she is."}
{"text":"If... Whether she's had  the baby or not."}
{"text":"Whether it's a boy  or a girl."}
{"text":"If it's OK."}
{"text":"I've got absolutely no way  of getting in touch with her."}
{"text":"Except, um,  I knew where her dad lived."}
{"text":"So I write her a letter,  this begging letter."}
{"text":"Laying it all out, you know,  and, um, I get no response."}
{"text":"So I write again..."}
{"text":"...and again..."}
{"text":"...and again."}
{"text":"No response."}
{"text":"She cut you out good."}
{"text":"But there was one thing  I could do."}
{"text":"I knew she spent every Christmas  with him at his place,"}
{"text":"so I knew that she would  definitely be there."}
{"text":"So, the day before,  Christmas Eve, I headed up."}
{"text":"And where her dad lived  was this isolated place  in the back of beyond."}
{"text":"I'd never been up there   without her."}
{"text":"It was weird being  on the outside."}
{"text":"I waited there all day.  Until..."}
{"text":"Well, I had to take  a closer look."}
{"text":"You alright  to get those bags, Beth?"}
{"text":"And there's her dad  with our baby, but I can't  even see its face because..."}
{"text":"Legal blocks  cover offspring too."}
{"text":"Been there."}
{"text":"That hurts."}
{"text":"[Joe] I couldn't even tell  if it was a boy or a girl."}
{"text":"I know it sounds stupid..."}
{"text":"...but seeing something..."}
{"text":"...was better than nothing."}
{"text":"So I kept going back."}
{"text":"It became  an annual pilgrimage."}
{"text":"Once a year I'd head up there  and watch them from a distance."}
{"text":"Watching the kid grow up,  you know?"}
{"text":"[muffled]"}
{"text":"More than anything I just wanted  to make some sort of contact."}
{"text":"Anything."}
{"text":"So, one Christmas, kid must  have been about four by now,"}
{"text":"I headed up there and I took  a little present with me."}
{"text":"Just a small, stupid thing."}
{"text":"For the first time,  I could see she was a girl."}
{"text":"I had a daughter."}
{"text":"So, Santa Claus..."}
{"text":"...did you try it  again next year?"}
{"text":"Something happened  before then."}
{"text":"It had been a few months since  I'd been up there to look  at my daughter."}
{"text":"I was just sat at home watching  TV, flipping through the  channels."}
{"text":"[man on TV] ...which claimed  the lives of 26 people"}
{"text":"on a quiet Wednesday morning."}
{"text":"Passengers like Palab Ghatak,  just 18, on his way to his  first job interview,"}
{"text":"like Bethany Grey, the young  mother who'd only recently  started...'"}
{"text":"[pauses TV]"}
{"text":"It had been so long since  I'd seen her, it was hard  to imagine"}
{"text":"anything but that shadow  in her place."}
{"text":"But now that the block  had died with her..."}
{"text":"...there she was."}
{"text":"She was gone."}
{"text":"[sobbing]"}
{"text":"Sorry."}
{"text":"But there was, uh,  one silver lining..."}
{"text":"...with the block gone."}
{"text":"You'd get  to see your daughter."}
{"text":"It was almost Christmas, so  I bought her this snow globe."}
{"text":"Just a present to give her."}
{"text":"And I headed up  to Beth's dad's."}
{"text":"And there she was."}
{"text":"Not a silhouette..."}
{"text":"...but real."}
{"text":"Hello, darling."}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[melancholy song plays]"}
{"text":"[song fades]"}
{"text":"What is it, May?  Would you like a drink?"}
{"text":"[Christmas music on radio]"}
{"text":"What are you doing here?"}
{"text":"Beth's dead."}
{"text":"Do you understand?"}
{"text":"She's dead."}
{"text":"There's nothing for you here."}
{"text":"Where's my daughter?"}
{"text":"What daughter?"}
{"text":"This is Beth's daughter."}
{"text":"I want to see my daughter."}
{"text":"May, go upstairs."}
{"text":"If this is about  those letters..."}
{"text":"...I threw them out  before she saw them."}
{"text":"She was a mess, she'd had  to leave everything behind."}
{"text":"I want to see my daughter."}
{"text":"I think you should go."}
{"text":"Get out of this house."}
{"text":"I want to see my daughter."}
{"text":"You have no daughter here!"}
{"text":"[shouts in pain]"}
{"text":"- [clattering]  - [panting]"}
{"text":"[exhales last breath]"}
{"text":"[birds chirping]"}
{"text":"It was that clock."}
{"text":"It was that clock."}
{"text":"Then what happened?"}
{"text":"Tell me."}
{"text":"[Joe] I just left."}
{"text":"I go out in the car  and I just drove."}
{"text":"Anywhere.  I don't know where."}
{"text":"I walked  into the nearest town"}
{"text":"and I, um... I slept  on the streets and drank."}
{"text":"After a while, I don't know  how long, a couple of months,  they picked me up."}
{"text":"They wanted me to talk  but I couldn't talk..."}
{"text":"...because if I said it,  it would be real."}
{"text":"So I didn't say anything,  I didn't tell them."}
{"text":"And what about the girl?"}
{"text":"What happened to the girl?"}
{"text":"[sniffling]"}
{"text":"I only know what they said."}
{"text":"What did they say?"}
{"text":"- What Did they say?  - What Is This place?"}
{"text":"- What Did they say?  - What job do We do here?"}
{"text":"- Our job. the job.  - Joe, stay with me."}
{"text":"What did they say?"}
{"text":"What did they say, Joe?"}
{"text":"That she just...  she just stayed in the house."}
{"text":"It was, um..."}
{"text":"It was Christmas Eve,  so she just..."}
{"text":"...she just stayed hidden.  She didn't move."}
{"text":"Then on Boxing Day she realised  that no one was going to help."}
{"text":"Then she, um, gave her grandad  a present that she'd made."}
{"text":"And she went out  to go and get help."}
{"text":"How far did she get?"}
{"text":"May God forgive me.  God forgive me."}
{"text":"So you confess?"}
{"text":"Joe?"}
{"text":"Just say it."}
{"text":"Just let it out."}
{"text":"I confess. I confess."}
{"text":"[whimpering]"}
{"text":"Whoo! I knew I could do it."}
{"text":"Boom! I told you I'd get it."}
{"text":"All right, I'm coming out."}
{"text":"Sorry, Joe."}
{"text":"[exhales deeply]"}
{"text":"Well? That had to be enough."}
{"text":"Full confession.  Clear conviction."}
{"text":"Well done."}
{"text":"Two days we pressed him  and he said piss all,"}
{"text":"this bastard cracks him  in 70 minutes."}
{"text":"He knows he's guilty,  he needed to unload."}
{"text":"It wasn't really 70 minutes,  not to him."}
{"text":"When he was first ingested,  I tweaked the time preferences,"}
{"text":"made it seem like five years  from his perspective."}
{"text":"Some might say that five years  with me is punishment enough."}
{"text":"Wait here."}
{"text":"Mr Potter."}
{"text":"Congratulations  on your confession."}
{"text":"That cookie we took out  of your head just gave us  the full story."}
{"text":"So you can keep the silent act  up as long as you want."}
{"text":"Makes no difference,  you've already talked."}
{"text":"Also, Merry Christmas."}
{"text":"So... The deal?"}
{"text":"Break a confession from him  and I go free, right?"}
{"text":"I'm the expert,  you needed me."}
{"text":"That's one  for the Home Office."}
{"text":"We'll make good on the offer.  You're free to go, Mr Trent."}
{"text":"[relieved sigh]"}
{"text":"[woman] With some caveats."}
{"text":"- Caveats?  - You'll be on the register."}
{"text":"What register?"}
{"text":"The one  for Peeping Tom pervs."}
{"text":"All I did was help some lonely  guys by providing a service."}
{"text":"An illegal service."}
{"text":"You also failed  to report a murder,"}
{"text":"fatal poisoning,  in case you've forgotten."}
{"text":"Kept that information from your  Cookie Monster mate, didn't you?"}
{"text":"What does it mean,  this register?"}
{"text":"- It means you're blocked.  - By who?"}
{"text":"By everyone."}
{"text":"[choir singing Christmas hymn]"}
{"text":"[indistinct chattering]"}
{"text":"[man] Hot chestnuts!"}
{"text":"[muffled chattering]"}
{"text":"[anxious panting]"}
{"text":"[ Wizzard: \"I Wish It Could  Be Christmas Every Day\"]"}
{"text":"Hey, come on."}
{"text":"Just changing  the time settings."}
{"text":"Cranked him up  to 1,000 years a minute."}
{"text":"There's a proper sentence. Or do  you want me to switch him off?"}
{"text":"No. Leave him   on for Christmas."}
{"text":"[music continues]"}
{"text":"[music continues]"}
{"text":"[screaming]"}
{"text":"[screaming]"}
{"text":"[glass cracks]"}
{"text":"[birds chirping]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"-[man] Hey, Lacie!  -Hey! [giggles]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[camera clicks]"}
{"text":"[\"send\" alert plays]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[giggles]"}
{"text":"[giggles]"}
{"text":"[giggles]"}
{"text":"[laughing hysterically]"}
{"text":"[Lacie] Ryan?"}
{"text":"[combat sounds on headset]"}
{"text":"Ryan!"}
{"text":"-[yells]  -[explosion on headset]"}
{"text":"-I was holding a bomb!  -[man] Come on!"}
{"text":"Sorry, guys."}
{"text":"Landlord is sending buyers over today  so... put your pants on."}
{"text":"Maybe if I don't,  it'll scare 'em off and we can stay here."}
{"text":"[singsong] Not an option, Ryan.  Lease is up in four weeks."}
{"text":"Hey, I'm thinking of you.  I've got somewhere to go."}
{"text":"Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix  so I get his place."}
{"text":"-Okay.  -Now who's the slow poke?"}
{"text":"I'm... seeing some places over lunch.  Catch you later."}
{"text":"[gunfire on headset]"}
{"text":"Sorry, that was my sister."}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to."}
{"text":"[man] Jasmine tea?"}
{"text":"[child giggles]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[man] And that's one Brushed Suede."}
{"text":"You want a cookie with that?"}
{"text":"-It's on the house.  -Sounds awesome. [giggles]"}
{"text":"-[Lacie giggles]  -[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"-See you tomorrow, JJ.  -See you, Lacie."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"[gasps] Oh, I saw your boy  in the fire hat just now! So cute!"}
{"text":"-Yeah, he's really something.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[chuckles softly]"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"[camera shutter clicks]"}
{"text":"Hmm."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps repeatedly]"}
{"text":"[elevator bell dings]"}
{"text":"Hey, Lacie!"}
{"text":"-Bets, it's great to see you!  -You too."}
{"text":"[Lacie giggles]"}
{"text":"[cat meows]"}
{"text":"[Lacie] How's Pancakes?"}
{"text":"He's hilarious.  Such a funny cat. Just the best."}
{"text":"[both laugh]"}
{"text":"-Are you still at Hoddicker?  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"-Yeah. It's going pretty great.  -Good to hear."}
{"text":"-So what brings you back here?  -New job, first day."}
{"text":"-first day?  -at Blankman-Harper."}
{"text":"Whoa! Top floor! That's..."}
{"text":"-Well, good luck.  -I know, right? [laughs]"}
{"text":"It's great you're still happy  at Hoddicker."}
{"text":"-Well, maybe not forever.  -No, not forever."}
{"text":"-But for now...  -It's OK for now."}
{"text":"It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is."}
{"text":"[chattering]"}
{"text":"[phone ringing]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"[waves crashing, seagulls squawk]"}
{"text":"Lacie, I got you a smoothie."}
{"text":"Got one for everyone, actually.  Still a bunch of them for grabs."}
{"text":"They're from the organic stall  at the farmers' market."}
{"text":"Sure. Okay."}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"Mmm!"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"Thank you. Thank you."}
{"text":"[whispers]  We're kind of not talking to Ches."}
{"text":"-3.1? What happened?  -Him and Gordon split up."}
{"text":"Oh..."}
{"text":"-Poor Ches.  -No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side."}
{"text":"Sure! Obviously."}
{"text":"Ches is kissing ass.  Trying to scrape himself back."}
{"text":"Of course, if it drops below two-five,  then it's... bye-bye."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[both gasp]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[phone beeping]"}
{"text":"[ringtone chiming]"}
{"text":"[Lacie] Hello?"}
{"text":"-[Ryan] Yo, they're taking it.  -Who?"}
{"text":"The couple the landlord sent over.  I heard them talking."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"So,  now we move into the light space area."}
{"text":"Ideal for special times with loved ones."}
{"text":"-Great food, great company.  -Mm-hmm!"}
{"text":"-[phone beeps]  -Whoa! [laughs]"}
{"text":"[woman]  Sampled your photo stream to make her."}
{"text":"Great hair!"}
{"text":"[woman] Styled free of charge  at the members' salon."}
{"text":"Oh, my God. [giggles]"}
{"text":"[Lacie] It's hilarious!"}
{"text":"[woman] You like him?"}
{"text":"-He's okay.  -He doesn't come with the apartment."}
{"text":"[both laugh]"}
{"text":"But there is a bar and restaurant  on site, tenants only."}
{"text":"We have unparalleled metrics  on romantic geneses."}
{"text":"Uh-huh."}
{"text":"[woman] I gotta say,  these places are going like \"that.\""}
{"text":"-So don't delay if you're interested.  -Oh, I'm more than interested."}
{"text":"Standard occupancy  on a minimum six-month contract,"}
{"text":"we're talking... this much."}
{"text":"-How often are the payments?  -That's weekly."}
{"text":"-Okay.  -[woman laughs]"}
{"text":"-a little more than expected?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"There's options."}
{"text":"You know our Prime Influencers Programme?"}
{"text":"-Do I qualify for that?  -No. No, you don't."}
{"text":"We'd need you around a 4.5."}
{"text":"4.5?"}
{"text":"Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount."}
{"text":"-4.5.  -That's right."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[laughter]"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"[laughs softly]"}
{"text":"Pelican Cove? What is this?  A eugenics programme?"}
{"text":"-a lifestyle community.  -No one is this happy."}
{"text":"A two-year-old with a fucking balloon  isn't this happy."}
{"text":"It's actually a pretty cool place."}
{"text":"Like you'd even qualify."}
{"text":"There's nothing I can do, sir."}
{"text":"[man] Well, it's not hopeless,  you're clearly a tryer."}
{"text":"That's the sense you get just from... me?"}
{"text":"From your rep report analytics."}
{"text":"If we drill down into the numbers,  you've got a solid popularity arc here."}
{"text":"Strong overall trajectory.  Let's just look at the last 24 hours."}
{"text":"You see, even--"}
{"text":"What's that? 8:40 a.m.  You're working hard on your socials."}
{"text":"-Great little uptake there.  -Okay."}
{"text":"Couple of minor dings there.  You cut someone off in traffic?"}
{"text":"Oh, just a workplace thing. [laughs]"}
{"text":"Okay.  Let's check on your sphere of influence."}
{"text":"Let me zoom out here."}
{"text":"Great peripherals.  Strangers like you, that's a plus."}
{"text":"-Healthy inner circle. It's good.  -Thank you. [giggles]"}
{"text":"There's a ways to go,  but 4.5 is certainly achievable."}
{"text":"How long do you think?"}
{"text":"-To hit 4.5?  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"Well, barring a major setback,"}
{"text":"a public disgrace kind of deal,  I'd say 18 months or so."}
{"text":"Oh, I need more short term.  Like... much more. [laughs]"}
{"text":"Then you'll need a boost."}
{"text":"-what kind of a boost?  -Well..."}
{"text":"Most of your interactions are confined   to your inner circle"}
{"text":"and they're largely, pardon the term,  mid- to low-range folks."}
{"text":"Same with your outer circle."}
{"text":"You've got a ton of reciprocal five stars  from service industry workers,"}
{"text":"but there's not much else."}
{"text":"At least as far as I can see."}
{"text":"So in terms of quality,  you could use a punch up right there."}
{"text":"Ideally,  that's up votes from quality people."}
{"text":"-Quality people?  -High fours."}
{"text":"Impress those up-scale folks,  you'll gain velocity on your arc"}
{"text":"and there's your boost."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"-Oh, hi, JJ!  -Hey, Lacie!"}
{"text":"-Keith! Hello.  -Lacie!"}
{"text":"-[Keith] You look great today.  -Thank you!"}
{"text":"-Door won't open. I'm on 2.4.  -Sorry, Ches. I'm late."}
{"text":"I just need some stars, please!"}
{"text":"Fuck!"}
{"text":"[elevator bell dings]"}
{"text":"-Oh, hi!  -Hi!"}
{"text":"-How's it going at Blankman?  -Just great."}
{"text":"-Well, I bet you work... good there.  -Thank you."}
{"text":"Would you like a croissant?"}
{"text":"They gave me an extra at the coffee place."}
{"text":"-Oh, No, I already ate.  -Okay, sure. All good. Yes."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"-[elevator bell dings]  -Well, here's me, so..."}
{"text":"-[giggles]  -[phones beep]"}
{"text":"Don't try too hard.  It's impossible to respect."}
{"text":"High fours can smell it a mile off.  Just be you."}
{"text":"Authentic gestures, that's the key."}
{"text":"-That's time up, I'll catch you later.  -Oh, could I just ask--"}
{"text":"[phone chirps]"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"[camera clicks]"}
{"text":"[chirps]"}
{"text":"[mutters] ...\"Mr. Rags.\""}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"Shit!"}
{"text":"-what the fuck is that?  -Tapenade. Want some?"}
{"text":"Who even are you?"}
{"text":"It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"Oh, my God."}
{"text":"-What is it?  -Naomi!"}
{"text":"Shit!"}
{"text":"Old school, el perfecto Naomi?  You guys keep in contact?"}
{"text":"Ryan, just go! Go!"}
{"text":"[Lacie] Oh, my God!  Nay-Nay, how are you? [giggles]"}
{"text":"I was just fixing myself a snack."}
{"text":"Oh, Lace, could I just say  I am so happy to see your face?"}
{"text":"-Me too. It's been...  -Too long."}
{"text":"-Way too long.  -And that's my fault."}
{"text":"-No, it's mine. Everything is just so...  -Everything's just so..."}
{"text":"Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you."}
{"text":"When you posted that Mr. Rags photo..."}
{"text":"I know, Mr. Rags!"}
{"text":"I just had to call"}
{"text":"and talk to you because..."}
{"text":"Whoo-hoo!"}
{"text":"[screams, laughs]"}
{"text":"Wow! That's a... big ring! [laughs]"}
{"text":"Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul?"}
{"text":"He is great. So smart. Just sweet."}
{"text":"I know you're gonna love him."}
{"text":"Uh-huh."}
{"text":"So, anyways, the big day..."}
{"text":"Yes, when is it?"}
{"text":"So, we're getting married in a month"}
{"text":"on his family's estate"}
{"text":"up here on the island."}
{"text":"This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle.  You heard of it?"}
{"text":"No, but..."}
{"text":"Well, it's a private island."}
{"text":"[singsong] Take a looooook!"}
{"text":"Oh, wow! That is... [giggles]"}
{"text":"I know, right? So... can you make it?"}
{"text":"Are you kidding? Of course."}
{"text":"Great, cool, cos I was wondering if..."}
{"text":"Lace, do you think..."}
{"text":"Would you be my maid of honour?"}
{"text":"Seriously?"}
{"text":"Oh, my God."}
{"text":"I mean, you've got such cool friends now.  Are you sure?"}
{"text":"Remember when we used to plan our  dream weddings when we were, like, 11?"}
{"text":"-I know but we haven't s--  -I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags..."}
{"text":"All the memories.  It just brought things home."}
{"text":"Oh, Nay-Nay."}
{"text":"I know we haven't kept in touch  as much as I'd have liked"}
{"text":"and that is totally my fault,  but this is a big day."}
{"text":"A big life day and I want my oldest  friend with me, my oldest friend."}
{"text":"I want you by my side."}
{"text":"Oh, my God. Thank you."}
{"text":"What do I have to..."}
{"text":"Not much to it. A speech, mainly."}
{"text":"Speech? Of course!"}
{"text":"Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd?"}
{"text":"Oh, my gosh, like... [sings] hundreds!"}
{"text":"It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now."}
{"text":"Paul's invited so many,  I don't want to call them big deals,"}
{"text":"but they're all, like,  4.7 or above."}
{"text":"Uh-huh."}
{"text":"Nay-Nay, I will not let you down.  [giggles]"}
{"text":"Don't sweat too much!  Just talk about old memories."}
{"text":"-sure.  -How we were, any old things."}
{"text":"-Gotcha.  -I'll ping you some anecdotes."}
{"text":"-That would be great.  -And what's your dress size?"}
{"text":"Oh, um..."}
{"text":"I'll tell you what,  I'll just send you a four."}
{"text":"-Perfect.  -we got matching bridesmaids dresses."}
{"text":"Well, anyway..."}
{"text":"[both scream]"}
{"text":"[both laugh]"}
{"text":"Love you, Lay."}
{"text":"You too, Nay-Nay! [giggles]"}
{"text":"Oh!"}
{"text":"Bye."}
{"text":"[laughs nervously]"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"What was that? The F-word?"}
{"text":"You two pussy pals now?"}
{"text":"[sighs] Shut up."}
{"text":"-She was always mean to you.  -No, she wasn't."}
{"text":"-She had That rhyme about you.  -That was a game."}
{"text":"-what about when She cut your hair?  -I asked her to."}
{"text":"She fucked Greg."}
{"text":"She... did not fuck Greg. [laughs]"}
{"text":"She looked hot. I'll give her that."}
{"text":"[man] Okay."}
{"text":"Impressive."}
{"text":"-Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it.  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"[phone rings]"}
{"text":"[woman] Pelican Cove."}
{"text":"Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the place yesterday.  I wanna take it."}
{"text":"That's fantastic!"}
{"text":"Uh... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2.  Is that, um..."}
{"text":"Yep, I'm on it,  just gonna transfer the deposit now."}
{"text":"-Well, okay.  -Yes!"}
{"text":"In this world,  we're all so caught up in our own heads."}
{"text":"It's easy to lose sight of what's real.  What matters."}
{"text":"But as I stand here today..."}
{"text":"seeing the joy Paul has brought  to Naomi's life,"}
{"text":"I know she's someone  who truly matters to me."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"Nay-Nay,"}
{"text":"the little girl who, when we were just  five-years-old in art camp,"}
{"text":"started talking to me  because she saw I was scared."}
{"text":"The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags.  I still have him. [giggles]"}
{"text":"He sits on my desk and..."}
{"text":"every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay."}
{"text":"What she meant to me then and now."}
{"text":"I am so honored to be here"}
{"text":"and I wish you all the happiness  this stupid world can muster."}
{"text":"I love you, Nay-Nay."}
{"text":"Is the tear too much?"}
{"text":"-You fucking sociopath.  -[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"-Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much?  -What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags?"}
{"text":"I do keep him on my desk."}
{"text":"There's sugary  and then there's fucking diabetes."}
{"text":"I just wanna make her happy  on her wedding day."}
{"text":"The captive audience of 4-point holies  five-starring your ass off,"}
{"text":"that's just a bonus."}
{"text":"-Naomi and I were best friends.  -[laughing] Come on..."}
{"text":"I wish her well  and wanna express it the best I can."}
{"text":"And, yeah, if I nail a speech  and get five-starred"}
{"text":"by hundreds of primes, so what?  It's a win-win."}
{"text":"What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4?"}
{"text":"Unh-unh.  You get points from your gaming buddies."}
{"text":"It's the same thing.  Don't shit on me for aiming higher."}
{"text":"Pelican Cove higher?"}
{"text":"What's wrong with Pelican Cove?  They're great apartments!"}
{"text":"-They are fake-smile jail cells.  -[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"Great. Car cancelled."}
{"text":"And he marked me down so now I have  to book another, and I took a ding."}
{"text":"-Great job.  -I am sorry, But I miss the normal you."}
{"text":"Before this obsession,  when we had conversations, remember?"}
{"text":"I need my charger."}
{"text":"This whole ranking thing,  just comparing yourself to people who--"}
{"text":"-Have you seen my charger?  -...only pretend to be happy."}
{"text":"I said don't borrow this!"}
{"text":"High fours like Naomi,  I bet they're suicidal on the inside."}
{"text":"My car is here. Again."}
{"text":"Your Pelican Cove deposit,  is it refundable?"}
{"text":"Like, what if this doesn't work?"}
{"text":"-Can't you just stay out of my shit?  -You're my sister!"}
{"text":"Yes! And if you cared about that,  maybe you would've noticed"}
{"text":"living with you hasn't been  one big rainbow sandwich for me."}
{"text":"Do you know why  I never brought any guys back here?"}
{"text":"Because I didn't want them  to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave"}
{"text":"with Mr. Three Point Fuck."}
{"text":"Good luck with your performance!"}
{"text":"[door closes]"}
{"text":"[door opens]"}
{"text":"[grunts]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[door slams]"}
{"text":"-[door rattles]  -[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"-[horn honks]  -Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming."}
{"text":"-Jesus Christ!  -Oh, I'm so sorry."}
{"text":"That's great. Just great."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"-[sighs]  -[horn honks]"}
{"text":"Oh... Hi."}
{"text":"[ringtone chimes]"}
{"text":"Nay-Nay! [giggles]"}
{"text":"Hey, Lace! Just checking in."}
{"text":"I'm on my way to the airport right now.  [giggles]"}
{"text":"Okay, cool, and you're all good  for the rehearsal dinner?"}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour?  That restaurant looks so cool."}
{"text":"-Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay?  -Mm-hmm. In my case. [giggles]"}
{"text":"-I love the pink.  -Uh-huh."}
{"text":"So the latest draft  of the speech is great."}
{"text":"Going handwritten's so cool."}
{"text":"Those scans of the page,  my God, I welled up just at that."}
{"text":"-Oh, thank you!  -Um... just one thought."}
{"text":"That whole bit where I help you  with the eating disorder thing..."}
{"text":"-You think that's a little...  -A little over-sharing, yeah."}
{"text":"You're so right. It's gone."}
{"text":"Okay. Cool.  Well, I'll see you in a few hours!"}
{"text":"I'm getting married tomorrow"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"-And here's your tip. [giggles] Thank you.  -[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"Oh, come on."}
{"text":"[woman on loudspeaker]   May I have your attention, please..."}
{"text":"-hi there, How Are you doing?  -I am wonderful."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled."}
{"text":"-No. No, No, No.  -Customer incident at the other end."}
{"text":"But... So when is the next flight?"}
{"text":"Yeah, they're all kind of full."}
{"text":"Uh... I booked this weeks ago.  It's my best friend's wedding."}
{"text":"-I'm sorry.  -I have to get there. I have to."}
{"text":"Okay-- let's see what we can do."}
{"text":"Thank you. Thank you so much."}
{"text":"I see there's one standby seat  on another plane leaving tonight."}
{"text":"-[sighs]   -Uh..."}
{"text":"That's reserved for members  of our Prime Flight Programme."}
{"text":"You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify."}
{"text":"-Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2.  -Uh-huh."}
{"text":"I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183."}
{"text":"Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um..."}
{"text":"Some woman dinged me down in the...  Can't you just--"}
{"text":"I'm sorry, it won't let me book it  without the correct ranking."}
{"text":"-But it's so close.  -There's just nothing I can do."}
{"text":"-Christ, I mean, surely.  -I'm gonna have to ask you"}
{"text":"to moderate your language there."}
{"text":"Sorry. It's just..."}
{"text":"I'm maid of honour.  I cannot miss this wedding."}
{"text":"And I am so sorry about that."}
{"text":"-Can you call the supervisor?  -I cannot Do that."}
{"text":"-Can you just call the supervisor?  -I cannot Do that."}
{"text":"-Call the fucking supervisor!  -Okay, that's profanity."}
{"text":"-We're zero tolerance on profanity.  -I'm sorry. It's just--"}
{"text":"-I Have To serve the next customer.  -No, No, No, No."}
{"text":"-Can you step away, ma'am?  -God, just fucking help me!"}
{"text":"Ooh."}
{"text":"[phones beep]"}
{"text":"I'm so sorry."}
{"text":"-I've called security.  -Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that."}
{"text":"I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars."}
{"text":"-What's the issue here, Hannah?  -Intimidation and profanity."}
{"text":"-Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating.  -Don't speak, ma'am."}
{"text":"-I was just trying to--  -Ma'am."}
{"text":"Okay. So, in order to restore calm,"}
{"text":"I'm invoking my authority  as airport security"}
{"text":"to dock you one full ranking point  as a punitive measure."}
{"text":"-This is a temporary measure.  -[gasps] No!"}
{"text":"-Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours.  -No, no, no. But I need it now."}
{"text":"During this period, all down votes  are subject to a times two multiplier."}
{"text":"Times two?"}
{"text":"We recommend you avoid negative feedback  at this time."}
{"text":"I'm on double damage?"}
{"text":"Please, remove yourself  from the airport immediately."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"Okay, well, due to your ranking..."}
{"text":"[chattering]"}
{"text":"[baby crying]"}
{"text":"Hi there. Chuck! Great name."}
{"text":"-Thank you.  -Hope you're having a great night."}
{"text":"-It's pretty good.  -So I need a car."}
{"text":"-you got a vehicle In mind?  -Anything, really."}
{"text":"Well, due to your current ranking,"}
{"text":"you're restricted   to our super saver fleet."}
{"text":"-Yep. That's... Yeah.  -I-Cruiser 2?"}
{"text":"They still have the 2?"}
{"text":"[alarm beeps]"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"-[woman speaking driver alert in Czech]  -Oh, God."}
{"text":"[woman repeating driver alert in Czech]"}
{"text":"[beep, wipers creaking]"}
{"text":"[woman repeating driver alert in Czech]"}
{"text":"-[music on TV]  -Oh, come on."}
{"text":"Uh..."}
{"text":"[men speaking Czech on TV]"}
{"text":"-[beeping]  -Damn it!"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[Czech dialogue continues]"}
{"text":"[engine sputters]"}
{"text":"[engine starts]"}
{"text":"The little girl, who when we were both  five years old in art camp,"}
{"text":"[sobs] started talking to me  because she saw I was scared."}
{"text":"The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags..."}
{"text":"Teardrop. Crowd goes wild.  You can do this."}
{"text":"-[ringtone plays]  -[woman speaking Czech]"}
{"text":"-Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way.  -[Naomi] How far away are you?"}
{"text":"Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight."}
{"text":"-What?  -Well, not missed It but..."}
{"text":"So you're not gonna make  the rehearsal dinner?"}
{"text":"-No.  -Lacie!"}
{"text":"I am so sorry. It's been... [groans]"}
{"text":"I got a rental car. I'm driving."}
{"text":"Driving? That's like nine hours."}
{"text":"I'm making good time,"}
{"text":"gonna go through the night,  make a road trip out of it. [laughs]"}
{"text":"Is everything okay?"}
{"text":"I can find a replacement  if something's wrong."}
{"text":"No. No. No. I'll be there.  I swear on Mr. Rags."}
{"text":"Ha ha ha!"}
{"text":"Okay, just drive safe!"}
{"text":"-[girls squealing]  -You bet. I'll just--"}
{"text":"[phone beeping]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"Please."}
{"text":"-[phone beeps]  -[sighs]"}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"[yawns]"}
{"text":"[woman speaking Czech]"}
{"text":"-What do you want?  -[woman speaking Czech]"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"[woman speaking Czech]"}
{"text":"-Oh, shit.  -[woman's speaking tempo slows]"}
{"text":"Hi. Sorry."}
{"text":"[woman moaning]"}
{"text":"Your charger doesn't fit my car."}
{"text":"-Don't see those around much these days.  -It's a rental."}
{"text":"Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1.  They didn't give you an adapter?"}
{"text":"No. Do you have one?"}
{"text":"-not In here. Ask around.  -Thanks, anyway."}
{"text":"You're super helpful."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"Two stars?!"}
{"text":"Two stars?"}
{"text":"Wasn't a meaningful encounter."}
{"text":"[Lacie] Sir, excuse me."}
{"text":"Excuse me, sorry."}
{"text":"Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance?"}
{"text":"Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter,  perhaps, in the trunk of your car?"}
{"text":"Sure."}
{"text":"Great."}
{"text":"Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter?"}
{"text":"I have a rental car. It's..."}
{"text":"[grunting]"}
{"text":"-Slow down. Let's give her a ride.   -[man] She's, like, 2.8."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"Come on!"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"I didn't even do anything!"}
{"text":"You look like you need a ride."}
{"text":"Um..."}
{"text":"Actually, I'm okay."}
{"text":"Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite."}
{"text":"Blue thermos is coffee, red's whiskey.  Help yourself."}
{"text":"I'm okay. Thanks."}
{"text":"Where are you headed?"}
{"text":"Uh... Just as close as you can get  to Port Mary would be great. [laughs]"}
{"text":"Checking my feed for danger signs?"}
{"text":"I get it a lot.  1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right?"}
{"text":"-you seem...  -Normal?"}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -Thank you."}
{"text":"It took some effort.  What happened to you?"}
{"text":"I mean, you're a 2.8,  but you don't look 2.8."}
{"text":"That's not-- This is temporary."}
{"text":"-I'm gonna turn it around.  -Uh-huh."}
{"text":"-I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour.  -Nice."}
{"text":"Wanna hear my speech?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"So how come you're a 2.8?"}
{"text":"Well, I got marked down  at the airport for yelling,"}
{"text":"and they put me on double damage."}
{"text":"-How did It feel?  -Awful."}
{"text":"I meant the yelling."}
{"text":"I don't know. I was mad."}
{"text":"Look at where it got me."}
{"text":"But as long as I get to the wedding,  do the speech,"}
{"text":"they'll overlook the 2.8.  I'm with the bride."}
{"text":"And if I do well,  well, they're all high fours"}
{"text":"so that velocitates my arc."}
{"text":"And once they lift the point penalty,  well, my average goes way up,"}
{"text":"and, yeah, it's gonna be okay."}
{"text":"God, you remind me of me."}
{"text":"-hmm.  -not now."}
{"text":"I was, uh... 4.6 once."}
{"text":"-4.6?  -Used to live for it."}
{"text":"All the work I put in..."}
{"text":"Eight years ago,  Tom, my husband, got cancer."}
{"text":"It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch.  The symptoms showed up late."}
{"text":"I'm so sorry."}
{"text":"You don't know me  so you're not really sorry."}
{"text":"You're just mainly awkward  cos I have sprung some cancer talk at you."}
{"text":"Anyway, I five-starred every doctor,"}
{"text":"every nurse, every high-four  consultant that we had."}
{"text":"Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much."}
{"text":"The cancer didn't give a shit.  It just kept growing."}
{"text":"A couple of months in, we heard  about this experimental treatment."}
{"text":"It was very expensive. It was very exclusive."}
{"text":"I did everything I could  to get him a spot there."}
{"text":"Tom was a 4.3."}
{"text":"They gave his bed to a 4.4."}
{"text":"So when he died I thought, fuck it."}
{"text":"I started saying what I wanted,  when I wanted."}
{"text":"Just drop it out there."}
{"text":"People don't always like that."}
{"text":"It is incredible  how fast you slip off the ladder"}
{"text":"when you start doing that."}
{"text":"It turned out a lot of my friends  didn't care for honesty."}
{"text":"Treated me like I had taken a shit  at their breakfast table."}
{"text":"But, Jesus Christ, it felt good."}
{"text":"Shedding those fuckers."}
{"text":"It was like taking off tight shoes."}
{"text":"-Maybe you should try it?  -Oh, come on. [laughs]"}
{"text":"Why not?"}
{"text":"I can't just kick off my shoes  and walk the earth or whatever."}
{"text":"-You won't know unless you try.  -Oh, that's just..."}
{"text":"Look, you had something with your life,"}
{"text":"real things, good things,  and you lost it all, and I'm sorry."}
{"text":"So now you've got nothing left to lose."}
{"text":"But I don't even have the something  worth losing, not yet."}
{"text":"You know,  I mean, I'm still fighting for that."}
{"text":"-And what is \"that\"?  -I don't know. Enough. To be content?"}
{"text":"Like, to look around and think,  well, I guess I'm okay."}
{"text":"Just to be able to breathe out,  not feeling like... like..."}
{"text":"Like just...  And that is way off, like, way, way off."}
{"text":"And until I get there,  I have to play the numbers game."}
{"text":"We all do, that's what we're in.  That's how the fucking world works."}
{"text":"Look, maybe you don't remember,  you know, you're just too old to get it."}
{"text":"I do not mean that how it sounds."}
{"text":"Don't worry. I'm not voting you down."}
{"text":"-Sweetheart.  -[gasps] What time is it?"}
{"text":"I'm heading east from here so I think  you need to get yourself another ride."}
{"text":"-Where are we?  -About 30 miles from Port Mary."}
{"text":"A lot of buses stop here  so you should be fine."}
{"text":"-Well, Thank you.  -good luck with your speech."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"I put a little something in there  for you."}
{"text":"-You did?  -Emergency escape hatch!"}
{"text":"Bye."}
{"text":"[Lacie] In this world,  we're all so caught up..."}
{"text":"-[door opens]  -...in our own dramas."}
{"text":"-[girl] So, Dad was like...  -It's easy to forget what matters."}
{"text":"[girl] He'd never even heard of the show."}
{"text":"I'm like, \"You never heard  of Sea of Tranquillity?\""}
{"text":"Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy,"}
{"text":"and he's all like, \"What the fuck?\" Whatever!"}
{"text":"I think I'm allergic to this purple."}
{"text":"So I'm like, \"Well, I'm going  to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary."}
{"text":"That's why I'm dressed  like Lieutenant Duster.\""}
{"text":"He's all like, \"Uh... Port Mary is  frickin' miles away.\""}
{"text":"Yadda, yadda, yadda."}
{"text":"-[toilet flushes]  -He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad."}
{"text":"-[girl 1] See you back on there.   -[girl 2] Okay."}
{"text":"Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con?"}
{"text":"-You're into Sea of Tranquillity?  -Totally."}
{"text":"I was all set to go."}
{"text":"My friend, who is there already,  has my costume, but my car broke down."}
{"text":"Well, there's some space in the RV."}
{"text":"-Hi.  -Hey!"}
{"text":"-You're a Trank head, huh?  -Sorry?"}
{"text":"Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan?"}
{"text":"Oh, yeah.  We say Tranksters where I'm from."}
{"text":"-Who's your favourite character?  -Gotta be Lieutenant Duster."}
{"text":"-She's awesome.  -She?"}
{"text":"He! I misspoke."}
{"text":"Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender."}
{"text":"I know, and that's why  it's so hard to remember, right?"}
{"text":"-[ringtone playing]  -Excuse me. Gotta get this."}
{"text":"My friend, at the convention. [giggles]"}
{"text":"Hi, Nay! [laughs]"}
{"text":"So, oh, my God,  insane night, but I am so close now."}
{"text":"[Naomi] Don't come."}
{"text":"What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away."}
{"text":"Don't come. I don't want you here."}
{"text":"I don't know what is up with you,  but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding."}
{"text":"Oh, no, that's temporary!  That's temporary."}
{"text":"Well, the wedding's today so..."}
{"text":"-But it doesn't change anything.  -Lacie..."}
{"text":"-I Can still Do the same speech.  -Lacie..."}
{"text":"-And there's Mr. Rags!  -No!"}
{"text":"But... But you invited me."}
{"text":"You've seen the guest list.  They are all, like, 4.5 or above."}
{"text":"They are going to freak at a 2.6,  and I am not taking that kind of damage,"}
{"text":"plus I haven't dipped under  a 4.7 in, like, six months."}
{"text":"You said you wanted your oldest friend."}
{"text":"When I asked you to speak,  you were a 4.2, okay?"}
{"text":"And the authenticity of a vintage bond  low four at a gathering of this calibre"}
{"text":"played fantastically  on all the simulations we ran."}
{"text":"Forecast was a prestige bounce  of .2 minimum."}
{"text":"But now you're a sub three. Sorry."}
{"text":"That just puts the stink on things  a little too much."}
{"text":"That just plays badly for us."}
{"text":"So it was just about numbers for you?"}
{"text":"Oh, cut the shit!  It was numbers for both of us."}
{"text":"You wanted those primo votes,  don't deny it."}
{"text":"It's not like you could get them  on your own. Let's not kid ourselves."}
{"text":"Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes."}
{"text":"What? You're just gonna roll up here  and make people like you?"}
{"text":"-That's right. I'm doing my speech.  -No, you're not."}
{"text":"Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me  through the roof when they hear it."}
{"text":"-Weep their fucking eyes out!  -Go home!"}
{"text":"-[phone beeping]  -Hello?"}
{"text":"[sighs] Fuck!"}
{"text":"I have never seen  your stupid fucking show."}
{"text":"[tyres screech]"}
{"text":"[shouts] Hope they cancel it!"}
{"text":"-[horn honks]  -I need a ride!"}
{"text":"[shouts]"}
{"text":"-[phone beeping]  -Fuck!"}
{"text":"Jesus!"}
{"text":"[engine roars]"}
{"text":"Hey! Hey!"}
{"text":"Hey!"}
{"text":"-Can I borrow your bike?  -What?"}
{"text":"Can I borrow your bike?"}
{"text":"Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow,  take this man to be your husband,"}
{"text":"to live together with him  in the covenant of marriage?"}
{"text":"To love him, comfort him,"}
{"text":"honour and keep him,  in sickness and in health..."}
{"text":"and forsaking all others,  be faithful unto him..."}
{"text":"[cheering and applause]"}
{"text":"[indistinct radio chatter]"}
{"text":"[revs engine]"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[applause]"}
{"text":"To my best mate, Anthony.  Let's hear it for him."}
{"text":"[cheering]"}
{"text":"You've been there from day one.  I love you, man. I appreciate you."}
{"text":"Hilarious speech, by the way.  By your standards."}
{"text":"[laughter]"}
{"text":"-Pow! Pow! Pow!  -Oh! Oh! Oh! [laughs]"}
{"text":"[Paul] He's still got a few bullets left.  Oh, man."}
{"text":"Oh, gosh, well, um..."}
{"text":"[gasps] Shit!"}
{"text":"[Paul] We have so many people to thank.  Our beautiful bridesmaids."}
{"text":"-[cheering]   -But, of course,"}
{"text":"my most heartfelt thanks,  my warmest thanks,"}
{"text":"are to someone who's my best friend,"}
{"text":"my lover and now,  I'm honoured to say, my wife."}
{"text":"-Naomi!  -[cheering and whooping]"}
{"text":"-[cheering]  -[Paul] One, two, three! Naomi!"}
{"text":"-[man] The A Team!  -[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"I love you so much, darl."}
{"text":"Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!"}
{"text":"[man] Congratulations, sir."}
{"text":"-Thank you.  -No, Thank you."}
{"text":"-[whooping]  -Get over here!"}
{"text":"Get your ass over here."}
{"text":"-Get in here, big boy.  -[phones beep]"}
{"text":"-You're beautiful!  -[cheering]"}
{"text":"Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice!"}
{"text":"You fucking earned it, man.  You fucking earned it."}
{"text":"[giggles nervously]"}
{"text":"Everybody, hello!"}
{"text":"-Oh, my God.  -I love you."}
{"text":"Can everyone be quiet for a moment?"}
{"text":"Thank you. [giggles]"}
{"text":"-Get rid of her.  -That would play Awful."}
{"text":"She's a fucking 1.1."}
{"text":"Now for those of you who don't know me,  which is... all of you..."}
{"text":"my name is Lacie Pound"}
{"text":"and, believe it or not,  I am one of Naomi's oldest friends."}
{"text":"Hi, Nay-Nay!"}
{"text":"It's great to meet you too, Paul.  I've heard a lot about you."}
{"text":"He's a pretty big deal, that Paul."}
{"text":"-Pretty big deal.  -[camera shutter clicks]"}
{"text":"He makes his own tapenade! Yeah."}
{"text":"[laughs] Uh..."}
{"text":"Anyway, um... I..."}
{"text":"have looked up to Naomi  pretty much my entire life."}
{"text":"We met when we were five years old,"}
{"text":"and right up through to our   teenage years, we made quite the pair."}
{"text":"We'd talk about all the things  girls talk about,"}
{"text":"you know, boys, hair, products,  uh... more boys. [laughs]"}
{"text":"I mean, I tried sometimes  to expand our range a little"}
{"text":"and talk about climate change,  but she found that kind of boring so..."}
{"text":"Go on."}
{"text":"She was probably right.  I mean, fuck the planet, right?"}
{"text":"Whoo!"}
{"text":"Yes, thank you! Come on.  Let's have a little fun here."}
{"text":"You know, fuck the planet! [laughs]"}
{"text":"-[shouts] Fuck the planet!  -[feedback]"}
{"text":"[crockery rattles]"}
{"text":"-[phone beeps]  -Anyway..."}
{"text":"I... looked up to Naomi  pretty much my entire life,"}
{"text":"which meant she was looking down on me."}
{"text":"Always with a smile though. [laughs]"}
{"text":"In high school,  she was my shoulder to cry on."}
{"text":"She seemed to enjoy that.  Guys and me never worked out."}
{"text":"They'd see Naomi and just...  Whoo! You know, that was it."}
{"text":"She had this tight ass,"}
{"text":"like two fists."}
{"text":"Uh-huh."}
{"text":"[giggles] I was all like..."}
{"text":"[giggles]"}
{"text":"I was like..."}
{"text":"through the hallways in high school."}
{"text":"[cackling]"}
{"text":"[phones beep]"}
{"text":"[cries]"}
{"text":"And she was there for me."}
{"text":"Holding my hair back..."}
{"text":"as I knelt,  vomiting, in front of the crapper."}
{"text":"Thank you for that, Naomi."}
{"text":"I always wished I was you."}
{"text":"And..."}
{"text":"I guess that's why you kept me around  so long?"}
{"text":"Until you got your new job"}
{"text":"and your fancy new friends."}
{"text":"And that..."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"...fucking... jackhole!"}
{"text":"And you didn't need me.  You probably got another me."}
{"text":"Guess there's some other \"yeth Beth\"  you moved on to like a succubus."}
{"text":"-[phones beeping]  -I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus!"}
{"text":"-[crowd gasps]  -Stay back."}
{"text":"Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him!"}
{"text":"I'll cut his head off  and stick it up my ass!"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[gasps] Time's nearly up!"}
{"text":"-Hey!Calm down.   -I..."}
{"text":"I just wanted to say, in this world  so caught up in our own shit,"}
{"text":"-let's not forget what matters.  -It's okay. It's okay."}
{"text":"Happiness, fucking Paul and Naomi,  and she's..."}
{"text":"She... She fucked Greg!"}
{"text":"I know she did."}
{"text":"-I know you did.  -No..."}
{"text":"Don't even try to deny--"}
{"text":"-[screams]  -[feedback screeches]"}
{"text":"The little girl who, when we were  just five-years-old in art camp,"}
{"text":"started talking to me  because she saw I was scared"}
{"text":"and helped me make Mr. Rags."}
{"text":"He reminds me of you  and what you meant to me then!"}
{"text":"[cries] And I'm so honoured to be here  to see this shit!"}
{"text":"[screams] I love you, Nay-Nay!  I've always loved you!"}
{"text":"I love you!"}
{"text":"[camera shutter clicking]"}
{"text":"[whirring]"}
{"text":"[breathes deeply]"}
{"text":"[sobs]"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"What the fuck are you looking at?"}
{"text":"Just what I was wondering."}
{"text":"Well..."}
{"text":"Don't!"}
{"text":"Don't? Don't wonder?"}
{"text":"Uh-huh."}
{"text":"-It would be a dull world without wonder.  -I don't give a shit about your world."}
{"text":"I don't like your brassiere."}
{"text":"I don't like your moustache."}
{"text":"I don't like your aura."}
{"text":"-my aura?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"I don't like your... head."}
{"text":"Your entire head is just ridiculous to me."}
{"text":"Really?"}
{"text":"You look like an alcoholic  former weatherman."}
{"text":"You sound like a lost little lamb"}
{"text":"that just got told there's no Santa Claus."}
{"text":"What sort of cartoon character  did your mum have to fuck"}
{"text":"to brew you up in the womb?"}
{"text":"At least I look like I was born,"}
{"text":"not shit out by some tormented  cow creature in an underground lab."}
{"text":"You got tossed out of that lab."}
{"text":"-Oh, yeah?  -Oh, Yeah, flushed out."}
{"text":"-Ooh!  -In the trash!"}
{"text":"-your face is a fucking...  -Fucking."}
{"text":"Fucking biological car crash"}
{"text":"that made Picasso screw his eyes up  and say,"}
{"text":"\"Well, that just don't make sense.\""}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"-You're a fucking asshole. -Fuck you!"}
{"text":"-Fuck you next Wednesday. -Fuck you for Christmas!"}
{"text":"[glass cracks]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[closes door quietly]"}
{"text":"[birds tweet]"}
{"text":"[phone vibrates]"}
{"text":"[rattling]"}
{"text":"[banging]"}
{"text":"[helicopter whirrs]"}
{"text":"[roars]"}
{"text":"[tone sounds]"}
{"text":"I'm gonna have to ask you  to switch that off for now."}
{"text":"Okay, thanks."}
{"text":"[rattling continues]"}
{"text":"You know what it's kinda like?  It's kinda like a rollercoaster."}
{"text":"You know what I mean?  It's like a roller coaster."}
{"text":"-[banging]  -[giggles]"}
{"text":"Try it, try it with me."}
{"text":"How tall-- How tall is the Eye?"}
{"text":"How tall-- How tall is Big Ben?"}
{"text":"[chattering]"}
{"text":"All right"}
{"text":"Since then, I've been working  as a technology correspondent"}
{"text":"for about two years now.  It's been great."}
{"text":"Cool, that's awesome. So you do, like,  TV reports and, like, you're like..."}
{"text":"-No, just the website.  -Oh, just the website?"}
{"text":"I mean, there's some video stuff,  but tech industry pieces mainly."}
{"text":"Cool, tech. Tech's awesome. Tech's--"}
{"text":"So where have you been so far?"}
{"text":"Travelling around the map  like Indiana Jones?"}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -Where the adventure line"}
{"text":"goes zigzagging all over the place."}
{"text":"Yeah, actually, I'm almost done. Uh..."}
{"text":"But I started off, flew into Sydney,  went to Thailand."}
{"text":"-Oh, jealous.  -India. Yeah."}
{"text":"Did Rome, went to Rome."}
{"text":"-Did the whole Europe vacation.  -Even I haven't done that."}
{"text":"-Oh, really?  -Mm."}
{"text":"It was awesome.  I went to Pamplona in Spain."}
{"text":"-Is that Where they do the bull runs?  -Ran with the bulls."}
{"text":"-You Ran with the bulls?  -I Ran with the bulls."}
{"text":"-That's how I got this.  -Look at that!"}
{"text":"You really are Indiana Jones."}
{"text":"Have you got your whip in your bag  and your hat?"}
{"text":"I saved the world from the Nazis.  That was pretty cool."}
{"text":"I, you know, just... trying to do,  you know, shit I've never done before."}
{"text":"Is that what you're doing on this trip?  You're, like, finding yourself?"}
{"text":"Yeah, um... in a way. I mean, I--  [stammers]"}
{"text":"Really to get away from the family home  is what I'm doing."}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"Yeah, that was-- Whatever, that's boring."}
{"text":"Yeah, well,  I'm afraid Britain's pretty tame"}
{"text":"as far as daredevil opportunities go."}
{"text":"Yeah? It's alright, it's the last leg  of the trip anyway so..."}
{"text":"I'm... unfortunately home next week."}
{"text":"-Not much time--  -Next week?"}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -That's not very long."}
{"text":"-No, it's not.  -Mnh-mnh."}
{"text":"So... I could use some suggestions  on fun shit to do."}
{"text":"-Hmm. Fun shit to do?  -Fun shit to do."}
{"text":"[groans] Ow! Ow!"}
{"text":"[laughs] Jesus!"}
{"text":"Hello."}
{"text":"-Good morning.  -Good morning."}
{"text":"Oh. Another battle scar."}
{"text":"[laughs] Kind of."}
{"text":"Let me guess, you were, like,"}
{"text":"[American accent] totally shark fishing  in Cape Town, dude."}
{"text":"[laughs]  Is that your best American accent?"}
{"text":"-Yes.  -That's pretty good. No, um..."}
{"text":"It was courtesy of Josh Peters,  high school dick."}
{"text":"He and I got into a fight in shop class."}
{"text":"And he hit me with this,   like, metal rod thing."}
{"text":"-What an arsehole.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"[posh English accent] What an arsehole."}
{"text":"-That's terrible.  -I'm sorry."}
{"text":"-[phone vibrates]  -Is that you or me?"}
{"text":"Oh, it's gotta be you."}
{"text":"\"Mom.\" You're so American."}
{"text":"Yes, I am."}
{"text":"Are you not gonna get that?"}
{"text":"Okay, that was a little impersonal."}
{"text":"What, you wanna talk to her now?"}
{"text":"-You wanna talk to my mum? I'll call back.  -Fair point."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"I don't think so."}
{"text":"[clears throat]"}
{"text":"You hungry?"}
{"text":"Wow, look at all these games.  You're, like, a gamer. Cool."}
{"text":"Of course I am. For my job."}
{"text":"What, a girl never beat you  at Street Fighter?"}
{"text":"Is this--  Like, this is, like, your dating manual?"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"What? The Singularity?"}
{"text":"It's when computers learn to outsmart man  like women did years ago."}
{"text":"Oh! Wow!"}
{"text":"See, what I was doing, it was like a joke."}
{"text":"-You know?  -really?"}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -Well, that's what you call a joke?"}
{"text":"Mm-hmm. Yeah, you guys have those."}
{"text":"-You guys have those here, right?  -Yeah, Yeah. We do at the moment."}
{"text":"Ow!"}
{"text":"That was a good joke.  That was a good joke."}
{"text":"Enjoy your Marmite."}
{"text":"Whoa! Oh, my... [laughs]"}
{"text":"Do you guys seriously eat this shit?"}
{"text":"-Okay, alright.  -[phone vibrates]"}
{"text":"Alright, saved by mum."}
{"text":"The best way to actually just stop her  from calling is..."}
{"text":"I don't know, answer it."}
{"text":"Yeah, it's kind of like a can of worms  I just don't wanna open right now, so..."}
{"text":"She's worried. You're her son.  You've been travelling,"}
{"text":"and I just think if you speak to her,  then..."}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I still live at home  with her back in Syracuse."}
{"text":"-That's cool. That's fine.  -Yeah."}
{"text":"I was taking care of my dad."}
{"text":"Oh, shit. Is he...?"}
{"text":"-...okay?  -No, he died."}
{"text":"-Oh, my God. I'm sorry.  -Last year. No, it's okay."}
{"text":"It was coming for a while.  It was early onset Alzheimer's."}
{"text":"Oh, that must have been really...  uh... tough."}
{"text":"Yeah, he was my best friend."}
{"text":"Sometimes he'd just look at me  and wouldn't even know who I was."}
{"text":"Well, my mum, like, I don't even--  I don't know how to talk to her."}
{"text":"You know, I don't have that connection.  I don't even know where to start."}
{"text":"So that's why I left.  That's why I went on this trip."}
{"text":"Just to get away and make,  you know, all the memories that I can..."}
{"text":"while I can."}
{"text":"And I know I gotta talk to her  and I gotta just... [laughs]"}
{"text":"But not on this.  You know, I just-- I'll deal with it."}
{"text":"I'll deal with it when I get back,  you know. I'll just..."}
{"text":"[kisses]"}
{"text":"You're a good guy, Cooper."}
{"text":"Call your mum."}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[machine beeps]"}
{"text":"Zero, zero, one, nine,  three, nine, two, nine."}
{"text":"No, I did not buy a pair of sandals  in Koh Samui last night"}
{"text":"because I'm in--"}
{"text":"And how long does that take?"}
{"text":"Because I need to buy a ticket back  to America."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"Oh, my God."}
{"text":"Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"Can I just say, this is the most blatant  cover story for a second hook-up ever?"}
{"text":"Yes! Yes! Oh, my God.  Thank you, thank you, thank you."}
{"text":"Alright. Don't forget your bag."}
{"text":"The bag, yep, my bag.  Alright. You are a top bird."}
{"text":"I don't know what that means, but I heard  somebody say it once, and you're it."}
{"text":"I got a plan. [laughs]"}
{"text":"Yeah. It's odd jobs."}
{"text":"-For who?  -For, like, it's an app."}
{"text":"You can kind of-- like, I've used it  all over when funds were low, so..."}
{"text":"-Oh, there's some interesting ones.  -Pretty cool."}
{"text":"-\"Thrillseekers wanted.\"  -Ooh."}
{"text":"-This looks right up your street.  -Okay."}
{"text":"Okay, four pound signs.  That's a biggie. That's good."}
{"text":"It's a little out of town."}
{"text":"And some kind of play test deal  for a company called Saitoo..."}
{"text":"Saitogoo..."}
{"text":"-SaitoGemu?  -SaitoGemu. Yeah."}
{"text":"They're huge."}
{"text":"-They're really big.  -Really?"}
{"text":"-Horror games?  -Uh..."}
{"text":"Have you heard of...  Oh, what's one of theirs?"}
{"text":"-Harlech Shadow.  -Harlech Shadow? Yes, I have."}
{"text":"I used to play that in my buddy  David Ludwig's basement"}
{"text":"when we were, like, seventh grade."}
{"text":"Well, that's Shou Saito. It's his company."}
{"text":"-He's like this genius, super secretive.  -Okay."}
{"text":"And apparently,  they're working on this new project."}
{"text":"Big money involved. Groundbreaking.  But nobody knows anything about it."}
{"text":"Well, maybe if I play my cards right  I can get you an exclusive with Shou."}
{"text":"Hmm? Fo Shou? Yeah?"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"You should take a photo."}
{"text":"Seriously, if you get a photo  of anything that they're working on,"}
{"text":"that's a fuckload more money  than four pound signs."}
{"text":"Cool."}
{"text":"Well, where is this place?"}
{"text":"[door opens]"}
{"text":"[woman] Mr. Copper."}
{"text":"Oh, hi. Um... Just Cooper."}
{"text":"Mr. Cooper, I apologize."}
{"text":"Just Cooper is fine. [laughs]"}
{"text":"Then, in that case, I'm just Katie."}
{"text":"-Hi.  -Hi."}
{"text":"-Follow me.  -Oh, Yeah."}
{"text":"-I'll just get my pack here.  -Rav will take care of that."}
{"text":"Oh, Rav will take care of that.  Okay, great."}
{"text":"That's good.  I don't wanna carry it anyway."}
{"text":"Rav kind of reminds me  of like an end-of-level boss."}
{"text":"You know, haiukon. Just..."}
{"text":"-How was your journey?  -Great. Thanks."}
{"text":"-the car pick You up okay?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"[Cooper] Wow."}
{"text":"This way."}
{"text":"Are they... seeing? It's cool. Very cool."}
{"text":"Wow."}
{"text":"[Katie] Come on."}
{"text":"Feel like I'm gonna go meet Dumbledore.  [laughs] Hope I get Gryffindor."}
{"text":"I'm gonna need your phone and anything  else you might use to send and receive."}
{"text":"-A little paranoid, don't you think?  -Can't be too careful."}
{"text":"Okay, there you go."}
{"text":"Wow, you really are paranoid.  Whoa! [laughs]"}
{"text":"It's white."}
{"text":"Um..."}
{"text":"Okay, so I'm guessing this says, like,  I agree to have my kidneys harvested?"}
{"text":"Actually, it's a pretty standard  NDA-disclaimer thing."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"It's important that you realize there  is a small medical procedure involved."}
{"text":"Sorry, for a game?"}
{"text":"Nothing permanent  and we don't harvest your kidneys,"}
{"text":"-I promise.  -Okay."}
{"text":"It's no more invasive  than having your ears pierced."}
{"text":"\"Confidential information, brain downloads  the game, duration, termination...\""}
{"text":"Um... The signature page..."}
{"text":"-Where do I sign?  -Oh."}
{"text":"-Signature. Yeah.  -There's a page missing."}
{"text":"-Okay.  -just A moment."}
{"text":"Alright. I'll just wait... here."}
{"text":"[door locks]"}
{"text":"What the fuck?"}
{"text":"[camera clicks]"}
{"text":"[door unlocks]"}
{"text":"-All good?  -All good."}
{"text":"What we're working on is an interactive  augmented reality system."}
{"text":"-like VR?  -More like layers on top of reality."}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"-Okay. Um...  -[beeping]"}
{"text":"Ow."}
{"text":"[whistles]"}
{"text":"Um..."}
{"text":"-What's that?  -We call this a mushroom."}
{"text":"-like Mario Brothers?  -If You like."}
{"text":"-You're qualified to do this, right?  -I haven't killed anyone yet."}
{"text":"May I?"}
{"text":"Yeah. [laughs]"}
{"text":"[drilling sound]"}
{"text":"All done."}
{"text":"-That was it?  -See, I told you I'm good."}
{"text":"-No, don't worry, it's not permanent.  -Um..."}
{"text":"Okay. What is this, like, some kind of  memory test or something like that?"}
{"text":"-You'll find out.  -Oh, okay."}
{"text":"You might feel a slight twinge  as it initializes."}
{"text":"Oh, okay."}
{"text":"Commencing at 5:38."}
{"text":"-You ready?  -Yes, sir!"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"-Nearly there.  -[loud static crackling]"}
{"text":"[phone vibrating]"}
{"text":"I thought I turned that off."}
{"text":"-All done. You feel okay?  -Uh-huh."}
{"text":"Feel great."}
{"text":"-Watch the targets.  -Okay."}
{"text":"Um..."}
{"text":"[electronic whoosh]"}
{"text":"[Cooper laughs]"}
{"text":"Is--"}
{"text":"-What do you see?  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"-[squeaks]  -Like a-- um--"}
{"text":"[laughs] Like a video game gopher."}
{"text":"-Is it More detailed now?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"Yep, yeah."}
{"text":"-And now?  -Holy fuck!"}
{"text":"Holy shit! He-- Fuck. He's right--"}
{"text":"He's right-- He's right-- Can I--"}
{"text":"-[electrical crackling]  -Whoo!"}
{"text":"He's not real.  He's a sort of mental projection."}
{"text":"-You can see him. I can't.  -You can't?"}
{"text":"-Wow! Oh, okay.  -[squeaks]"}
{"text":"Give him a whack."}
{"text":"Give him a whack? Oh. Okay, alright."}
{"text":"[squeaks]"}
{"text":"-[laughs]  -[squeaks]"}
{"text":"Okay! Alright, so just like whack-a-mole."}
{"text":"-Mm-hmm.  -I've played it a million times. Okay."}
{"text":"Alright. [clears throat]"}
{"text":"Here we go. Come on up."}
{"text":"[squeaks]"}
{"text":"Oh! Where you coming up?"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"No. No."}
{"text":"-No.  -[squeaks]"}
{"text":"[banging]"}
{"text":"Oh!"}
{"text":"[mutters]"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"Oh!"}
{"text":"-[squeaks]  -Alright. Stay down."}
{"text":"Oh! Okay. [grunting]"}
{"text":"Good game. Very good game.  You are so adorable."}
{"text":"-Okay, bye. Bye.  -[squeaks]"}
{"text":"-Is that it?  -Afraid so."}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"Now, were the gophers  two-dimensional or three?"}
{"text":"Three.  No, no, no. 3D, super 3D. Like-- Yeah."}
{"text":"-Now This Is just A limited test demo.  -that was A demo?"}
{"text":"I think you should beta test  the full experience we're working on."}
{"text":"There'd be more money in it, of course.  If you're game?"}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Uh-huh, I'm game. I'm game."}
{"text":"-This is Shou Saito.  -Oh! [laughs]"}
{"text":"-You must be our latest volunteer.  -Hi."}
{"text":"-This is really great. Hi.  -[speaking Japanese]"}
{"text":"[speaking Japanese] Hi."}
{"text":"I just-- I wanted to say  that the mole game, super fun."}
{"text":"Super fun... fun."}
{"text":"[speaking Japanese]"}
{"text":"-Fun?  -Fun."}
{"text":"-Fun Is good.  -Yeah. Oh."}
{"text":"-Playing games Is good.  -Mm."}
{"text":"Your heart goes faster."}
{"text":"-You smile.  -Yeah."}
{"text":"Yeah. Or, um... scream."}
{"text":"Oh! [laughs]"}
{"text":"I have always liked  to make the player jump."}
{"text":"Frightened. You get scared, you jump."}
{"text":"-Afterwards, You feel good.  -Yeah."}
{"text":"You glow."}
{"text":"Why?"}
{"text":"Oh, um..."}
{"text":"Because of the adrenaline rush."}
{"text":"-Yes.  -Yeah."}
{"text":"But mostly because you are still alive."}
{"text":"You have faced your greatest fears  in a safe environment."}
{"text":"It is a release of fear. It liberates you."}
{"text":"Yeah. I mean, totally."}
{"text":"What we are working on now"}
{"text":"is the most personal  survival horror game in history."}
{"text":"[laughs] Cool."}
{"text":"One that works out how to scare you  by using your own mind."}
{"text":"Whoa. That-- [laughs] That sounds crazy."}
{"text":"-[beeping]   -Can't wait!"}
{"text":"[Katie]  I'm uploading a neural net package."}
{"text":"Neural net packing, neural net. Hmm."}
{"text":"Name could use a little work, I think.  It's all 90s."}
{"text":"I'm just kidding, it's a good name."}
{"text":"It's state of the art  intelligence software."}
{"text":"It learns and adapts on the fly.  It'll monitor your brain activity"}
{"text":"and try and work out how best  to frighten you"}
{"text":"and then adjust  to your experience accordingly."}
{"text":"-Whoa!"}
{"text":"-Are You ready?  -Oh, Yeah."}
{"text":"-Beam me up. here We go, lock And load.  -Eyes closed."}
{"text":"-time Is currently 6:17 p.m.  -Okay."}
{"text":"It's uploading.  Five, four, three, two, one."}
{"text":"[Katie] How are you feeling?"}
{"text":"Um..."}
{"text":"I feel good. I feel normal."}
{"text":"Okay. Stand up, slowly."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"Are you ready to play?"}
{"text":"[Cooper]  Isn't this the Harlech Shadow house?"}
{"text":"[Katie] It's part of the estate."}
{"text":"The gamekeeper's lodge, actually.  But, yeah, this was the model."}
{"text":"The layout was replicated for the game  and the texture scanned."}
{"text":"-Wow!  -[Katie laughs]"}
{"text":"[Cooper] Very, very cool."}
{"text":"[door clangs shut]"}
{"text":"[Cooper]  So what's the game, what do I do?"}
{"text":"[Katie] You don't have to do anything."}
{"text":"You just stay in here alone,"}
{"text":"see how long you last  until you're too scared to continue."}
{"text":"[Cooper] So all I have to do is,  like, stay here?"}
{"text":"And I get paid for that?"}
{"text":"I'll be back in the control room,  watching."}
{"text":"There are cameras all over,  so no stealing the silverware."}
{"text":"And now there's this."}
{"text":"-And what's this?  -It's an earpiece."}
{"text":"Oh!"}
{"text":"Yeah, just pop it in, and you and I  will be in contact the whole time."}
{"text":"Oh, cool."}
{"text":"And I can, like, talk to you,  and you'll hear it? Great, that's great."}
{"text":"Now, nothing you'll see  can physically harm you."}
{"text":"It's all just audio-visual,  like the gopher game."}
{"text":"Oh, okay."}
{"text":"But if it does get too intense,  we can pull you out at any time"}
{"text":"-And stop the experiment.  -Okay."}
{"text":"Is there a safe word you can think of?"}
{"text":"Something easy to remember in distress?"}
{"text":"How about the word \"stop\"?"}
{"text":"-Good choice. \"Stop\" it is.  -Yeah."}
{"text":"Okay, we'll leave you  to enjoy your evening."}
{"text":"-Alright.  -You'll hear from me in a moment."}
{"text":"Just make yourself at home."}
{"text":"Okay, all right. Well, take her easy.  [laughs]"}
{"text":"[door clangs shut]"}
{"text":"[door locks]"}
{"text":"[clears throat]"}
{"text":"[snaps fingers]"}
{"text":"Harlech... Shadow."}
{"text":"[chuckles]"}
{"text":"[coughs]"}
{"text":"[whistles]"}
{"text":"Is this real? Yeah, it's real.  That's real. It's really dead."}
{"text":"[whistles]"}
{"text":"-[Katie] Cooper.  -Oh, hey."}
{"text":"-Are You hearing me?  -Loud And clear."}
{"text":"Oh!"}
{"text":"Reaching for the Dutch courage already,  I see."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"-I'm afraid that wine's non-alcoholic.  -Lame."}
{"text":"-Well, We need You with A clear head.  -Okay. Fair point. Fair point."}
{"text":"This is high-quality craftsmanship.  This is nice."}
{"text":"Yeah. It's good woodwork."}
{"text":"-That's this place.  -Full marks for observation."}
{"text":"Mm-hmm! Yep!"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[Cooper grunting]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"Alright, there we go. [sighs]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"Ah!"}
{"text":"-Oh, shit.  -What's up?"}
{"text":"I just forgot I don't have my phone."}
{"text":"I keep going for it,  I forget it's not in my pocket."}
{"text":"And there's, uh... no TV here, so..."}
{"text":"Welcome to the 19th century.  No TV, no Internet, no wi-fi."}
{"text":"Yeah. No wonder people were seeing shit."}
{"text":"Probably were just bored out  of their gourds."}
{"text":"Well, that's the leading theory  about ghost sightings."}
{"text":"The mind plays tricks  when less stimulated."}
{"text":"Fewer distractions,  people saw more ghosts."}
{"text":"Isn't that a nice piece of info?"}
{"text":"[both chuckle]"}
{"text":"Well, they got literature, though."}
{"text":"That's pretty sweet, right?"}
{"text":"Oh, my God, I can't remember the actual  last time that I read a book."}
{"text":"To think people used to do this  on purpose."}
{"text":"I know. Crazy. Why? [laughs]"}
{"text":"-You know, I don't think I've--  -Shh, alright?"}
{"text":"I need to get into some old-school  shit here. Concentrate."}
{"text":"[laughs] Pardon me."}
{"text":"Can I point out your heart rate  just increased?"}
{"text":"Yeah. Well, it should have  cos there's a huge crazy spider. [laughs]"}
{"text":"You see a spider?"}
{"text":"-You don't-- you don't see that?  -No."}
{"text":"Don't-- Don't walk. Don't--"}
{"text":"Holy shit!"}
{"text":"Tough guy like you, scared of spiders."}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm just not fond of them."}
{"text":"It's worked out you're  an arachnophobe quickly."}
{"text":"It's probing for weak spots."}
{"text":"God damn it."}
{"text":"Fucker!"}
{"text":"[crunch]"}
{"text":"Yeah! [laughs]"}
{"text":"Um..."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"Yeah, well, yeah."}
{"text":"Whole lot more realistic  than the gopher game."}
{"text":"It's good. It's good graphics."}
{"text":"It's good, uh-- Yeah."}
{"text":"Weak sauce."}
{"text":"[electricity crackling]"}
{"text":"-What is it?  -Just--"}
{"text":"Nothing. Nothing."}
{"text":"Here with the figures. There's a--  No. There's a light on..."}
{"text":"now, in the..."}
{"text":"Can you... zoom in and--  zoom in on it?"}
{"text":"And you can see what I'm talking about.  Whoa!"}
{"text":"-Cooper...  -And now there's-- Shh!"}
{"text":"There's a guy in the window.  That wasn't... [laughs]"}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -[cracking sound]"}
{"text":"And now he's gone.  Now nobody's in the window."}
{"text":"-Which is the--  -[creaking]"}
{"text":"Mm-hmm. [laughs]"}
{"text":"Yeah, there's a--"}
{"text":"[footsteps]"}
{"text":"Just leaky pipes."}
{"text":"[metallic banging]"}
{"text":"I knew it. It was leaky pipes, like--"}
{"text":"-Holy fuck! [screams]  -[cage rattles]"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"Fuck!"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[laughs] Oh! Oh!"}
{"text":"Okay. [laughs]"}
{"text":"-That got me. You got me.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"-[laughs]  -What are you seeing?"}
{"text":"Like a creepy fucking guy."}
{"text":"Wow, just..."}
{"text":"Oh, my God. Oh, my God!"}
{"text":"He kinda looks like Josh Peters."}
{"text":"-It's Josh Peters! You're Josh Peters!  -Sorry?"}
{"text":"You're Josh Peters from high school!  From a guy I know at high school."}
{"text":"The system could be mining some  of your personal memories for texture."}
{"text":"Was Josh Peters  someone you were scared of?"}
{"text":"He was a bully. I wasn't scared."}
{"text":"I wasn't scared of him,  but he was a bully and--"}
{"text":"Man! Take a couple of Krav Maga classes  and I'd be ready."}
{"text":"I'd be ready! [grunts]"}
{"text":"[grunts]"}
{"text":"Kali ma! Dah!"}
{"text":"I'm gonna get some wine. Re-up."}
{"text":"I'd offer you some, but I don't think  you can drink it so... [laughs]"}
{"text":"Whoo-hoo-hoo!"}
{"text":"Catch ya later, Peters."}
{"text":"This non-alcoholic wine is pretty good."}
{"text":"I'm not like a expert or anything,  but it's kinda great."}
{"text":"I was in France.  I stayed at this, like, vineyard,"}
{"text":"and they had this wine,  like, grape-stomping festival."}
{"text":"Now that,  that wine was good. I know that."}
{"text":"You're being discursive."}
{"text":"-What Is discursive? discursive?  -Talkative."}
{"text":"-Mm-Hmm.  -Rambling."}
{"text":"[laughs] Is that a problem?"}
{"text":"People sometimes talk more  when they're afraid."}
{"text":"Helps compensate for the fear."}
{"text":"-Masks it, too.  -Oh, yeah?"}
{"text":"Similar to when you've got the TV on  late at night."}
{"text":"The voices make you feel less alone."}
{"text":"Even though you are alone."}
{"text":"You aren't scaring me, Katie.  [laughs]"}
{"text":"Pity."}
{"text":"Is there like a refrigerator here?"}
{"text":"-There's some snacks in the cupboard.  -[door creaks]"}
{"text":"Alrighty. Eenie meenie, miney..."}
{"text":"Mo! Alright."}
{"text":"Okay, ginger snaps."}
{"text":"Let's see."}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah. This'll do."}
{"text":"Now... um..."}
{"text":"He's gonna be right behind this door  when I close it, isn't he? [laughs]"}
{"text":"Yeah, that's how this works."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"Knew it. Jump scares get pretty old--"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"Fuck!"}
{"text":"Oh, God."}
{"text":"-What the hell Is that?  -What do You see?"}
{"text":"[shudders]"}
{"text":"Holy shit!"}
{"text":"A fucking-- Uh..."}
{"text":"Hard to explain."}
{"text":"It's like a huge-ass spider with a face  and dicks coming out of his mouth."}
{"text":"It's..."}
{"text":"Peters. Peters is inside."}
{"text":"Like a Peters-spider mash-up."}
{"text":"Ah, Katie!  Are you doing this, or is this fucking me?"}
{"text":"-I think that's all you.  -[groans] I'm so fucked up!"}
{"text":"God! Fuck!"}
{"text":"Holy shit, you're fucking gross."}
{"text":"-[Katie's voice distorted]  -Yeah--"}
{"text":"Sorry, can you say again?"}
{"text":"Katie, hello?"}
{"text":"Damn it, Katie!"}
{"text":"Whenever you come back online,  just say the word."}
{"text":"No, I'm not scared, just... bored."}
{"text":"[loud knocking]"}
{"text":"That you guys?"}
{"text":"[loud knocking]"}
{"text":"Coming to fix the earpiece?   That's probably a good idea."}
{"text":"-[loud knocking]  -Yeah. Yeah."}
{"text":"[loud knocking]"}
{"text":"-[groans] Fuck it, man!  -[loud knocking]"}
{"text":"[loud knocking]"}
{"text":"Come on!"}
{"text":"You're in danger."}
{"text":"Sonja?"}
{"text":"[door closes]"}
{"text":"Now we're talking.  Alright, this is incredible."}
{"text":"This-- very impressive.  I am thoroughly impressed."}
{"text":"I am-- Wow! Wow!"}
{"text":"You look so real.  You're, like, just like her."}
{"text":"I mean, wow."}
{"text":"Except... you're just unfortunately not...  um..."}
{"text":"-Cooper, What Are You doing?  -Wait, wait. Hold on, Hold on."}
{"text":"-Cooper, you're in danger.  -Shh! Quiet. Quiet! I need to think."}
{"text":"You're fucking real.  You are real. You're real."}
{"text":"-Cooper, you're in--  -You're Sonja. You're actually here."}
{"text":"-Are you actually here right now?  -I'm real. I'm actually here."}
{"text":"-God.  -And We have to go."}
{"text":"-You have to listen to me.  -How Are You here?"}
{"text":"You know that photo that you sent me?"}
{"text":"I dug around and apparently  Shou Saito took out a patent"}
{"text":"for a computer brain interface last year."}
{"text":"How are you real? I don't--"}
{"text":"Okay, fuck. I don't--"}
{"text":"They brought you here! [laughs]"}
{"text":"You are, you're real,  and they brought you here,"}
{"text":"and they're trying to fuck with me.  Nice try, good try."}
{"text":"I get it. It's part of the test."}
{"text":"His patent got rejected outright.  They said it was insane, it was dangerous."}
{"text":"Wow. Really? How much are they paying you?  Honestly. Cos you're killing it right now."}
{"text":"-have they given You something?  -Sorry, I thought You were fake."}
{"text":"But now I know you're real,  I'm being a really terrible host."}
{"text":"I got some non-alcoholic wine.  Might put us in the mood."}
{"text":"-Cooper, what I want to do is--  -We'll talk about it in the kitchen."}
{"text":"-Cooper!  -Sonja, relax, okay?"}
{"text":"Give it up.  I know, the jig's up, okay? Let it go."}
{"text":"Look, Cooper, there's more."}
{"text":"Five people have disappeared  in the past year."}
{"text":"All tourists, all registered  with that stupid odd jobs app."}
{"text":"Oh, yeah? Wow. God, that's crazy."}
{"text":"Whatever they're doing to you,  whatever they've done to you,"}
{"text":"it's dangerous,  and we really have to go now, Cooper."}
{"text":"[laughs] Okay, okay. Alright."}
{"text":"-Well, if your story's true...  -Cooper."}
{"text":"-then how'd you find me?  -What?"}
{"text":"How'd you know where I am?"}
{"text":"It's a games company,  I looked up the address."}
{"text":"Yeah, really?"}
{"text":"No, no, no, no.  How'd you find me here? This place."}
{"text":"-I tracked you.  -You tracked me?"}
{"text":"Yeah, with your GPS on your phone.  Find My Friends."}
{"text":"Find My Friends? That would've worked,  but they took my phone."}
{"text":"And it's in a building, like, a mile away.  So, yeah, nice try."}
{"text":"That's right. [laughs]"}
{"text":"So much for women outsmarting men.  Singularity that!"}
{"text":"Look, all I'm saying is that"}
{"text":"I think that you could've come up  with a better story,"}
{"text":"it could have been funny or..."}
{"text":"Okay, alright, don't be pissed."}
{"text":"Do you ever wonder  how your bank account got hacked?"}
{"text":"What are you doing?"}
{"text":"-I cloned your card as You were asleep.  -Whoa. Okay."}
{"text":"Put the knife down.  What are you going to do with that?"}
{"text":"I drew your attention to this job."}
{"text":"Sonja, put the fucking knife down, okay?  It's not funny."}
{"text":"Should've called your mum, Cooper."}
{"text":"-But You called me, And I led You here...  -Sonja."}
{"text":"-You know what?   -...like a breadcrumb trail."}
{"text":"Put the knife down. Drop the act.  Okay, seriously, drop the knife, Sonja."}
{"text":"-It's not fucking funny. Put the knife--  -[knife clanks]"}
{"text":"This isn't what I signed up for.  I'm fucking done, okay?"}
{"text":"-Fuck!  -[screams]"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"What the fuck? [screams]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[Sonja screams]"}
{"text":"Oh, fuck! Oh!"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"Holy fuck!"}
{"text":"[both grunt]"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"Stop!"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[wails]"}
{"text":"[groaning]"}
{"text":"[wails]"}
{"text":"-[Sonja yells]  -[screams hysterically] Fuck!"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[both grunt]"}
{"text":"[both scream]"}
{"text":"-[ripping sound]  -[screams]"}
{"text":"[screams hysterically]"}
{"text":"[roars]"}
{"text":"-[screams]  -[roars]"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[stabbing sound]"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"Oh, fuck! [cries] Oh, fuck! [screams]"}
{"text":"[cries]"}
{"text":"[gasping]"}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"-[Katie] Cooper.  -[screams] Katie!"}
{"text":"-Katie!  -Cooper."}
{"text":"-Katie!   -Cooper, what's happening?"}
{"text":"What the fuck happened?"}
{"text":"What's happening? We've been talking.  You've not been responding."}
{"text":"-You said I wouldn't feel anything!  -What are you seeing? What's there?"}
{"text":"-Fuck! She's gone now.  -Who's gone?"}
{"text":"Oh, my God, I-I felt it."}
{"text":"There's a knife in my arm!"}
{"text":"-In my shoulder.  -Cooper, who was there?"}
{"text":"-Fuck... Sonja.  -who?"}
{"text":"Sonja. She's this girl that I know,  that fucking-- She stabbed me."}
{"text":"-She had A fucking knife.  -Nothing can harm You, Cooper."}
{"text":"-No, no, no, no. She was solid.  -No, she can't have been."}
{"text":"She-- I was stabbed! I would know!"}
{"text":"Nothing you see can harm  or even touch you."}
{"text":"It's purely audio-visual."}
{"text":"-There's no physical sensation.  -Fuck! Yes, there was!"}
{"text":"-Cooper, You need to calm down.  -I know because I felt it, okay?"}
{"text":"I felt her arm, it was warm,"}
{"text":"and I felt her fucking stab me  in the shoulder."}
{"text":"-That's not possible.  -[sighs] Oh, my God."}
{"text":"-It's not possible, Cooper.  -Yeah, it is! Yeah, it is!"}
{"text":"Physical sensations shouldn't be possible."}
{"text":"-Unless, I mean...  -Oh, God. Unless what?"}
{"text":"I don't know. The neuron net,   it could have maybe worked out"}
{"text":"some means  of replicating physical experiences,"}
{"text":"-But that would be unprecedented.  -Jesus Christ."}
{"text":"Okay, you know what? Stop the game."}
{"text":"I want out. Just pull me out now."}
{"text":"Stop, stop, stop.  Safe word. Fucking stop!"}
{"text":"-Okay, Okay, just let us work it out.  -Oh, God."}
{"text":"No, I want this fucking thing out now."}
{"text":"Cooper,  do not attempt to remove that yourself."}
{"text":"Removing it yourself  is extremely dangerous."}
{"text":"-[screams]  -Stop that, that could kill you!"}
{"text":"Just stay calm!"}
{"text":"-[Shou speaks Japanese]  -Is that Shou?"}
{"text":"Is that Shou? What's he saying?  What's he saying?"}
{"text":"Okay, Cooper.  We're gonna commence with deactivation."}
{"text":"Oh, that's great news."}
{"text":"We need you to follow instructions  and make it to the access point."}
{"text":"The access point? Great.  Where the fuck's the access point?"}
{"text":"-Oh, fuck! More stairs? Come on!  -Just one more level."}
{"text":"-Trust me.  -[sighs] Okay."}
{"text":"-[groans]  -Left at the top."}
{"text":"-Okay, Which door?  -Room at the end."}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"What is it?"}
{"text":"There's gonna be something behind there.  I can feel it."}
{"text":"-Something like...  -like what?"}
{"text":"Some personal fucked-up shit."}
{"text":"Like... I don't know, I could feel it  digging around in my head."}
{"text":"Cooper, get to the door."}
{"text":"It's gonna be like my mum,  I don't know, dead."}
{"text":"-your mum?  -fucking swinging from A fucking beam."}
{"text":"-Your mother is not in there.  -You're not in control of this!"}
{"text":"It's in my head.  It fucking knows. It knows."}
{"text":"-It knows!  -It knows what?"}
{"text":"It knows I got this thing with my mum."}
{"text":"Cooper, I promise you, she's not in there."}
{"text":"-Now open the door.  -Oh, my God."}
{"text":"It's the only way I can get you out.  Listen to me."}
{"text":"Okay, Okay. Fuck. Okay."}
{"text":"Whatever's in there cannot harm you."}
{"text":"But I can't get you out  unless you open that door, Cooper."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"Would you kindly open the door?"}
{"text":"Here we go. Here we go."}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[sighs] Okay."}
{"text":"Okay, okay, I'm in the room.  Where's the access point?"}
{"text":"Access point?"}
{"text":"-there Is No access point.  -what?"}
{"text":"[Katie laughs]"}
{"text":"I'm fucking with you, Cooper."}
{"text":"I told you to come up here  to see if we've broken you enough"}
{"text":"to obey instructions without question."}
{"text":"-And We have.  -Oh, No, No, No."}
{"text":"Katie, come on.  Katie, come on, let me out!"}
{"text":"Katie, let me out, come on!  What the fuck!"}
{"text":"Oh, what are you gonna do?  Oh, what are you doing to me?"}
{"text":"-Why are you doing this?  -You thought you'd see your mother."}
{"text":"-Oh, fuck!  -What does she look like?"}
{"text":"[stammering]"}
{"text":"Your mother, can you describe her face?"}
{"text":"Her hair colour?"}
{"text":"She--"}
{"text":"Is she tall, short, fat, thin?"}
{"text":"-Where did you grow up?  -She--"}
{"text":"What's your favourite band?  Your favourite flavour ice cream?"}
{"text":"The name of the girl who stabbed you?"}
{"text":"You don't know any of these things,  do you?"}
{"text":"Don't you think that's odd?"}
{"text":"It's fucking taking my memories!"}
{"text":"Overwriting them, technically."}
{"text":"[gasps] Fuck."}
{"text":"Look in the mirror behind you."}
{"text":"Do you recognize yourself?"}
{"text":"Do you even know who you're looking at?"}
{"text":"Soon you won't be anything.  You'll be just like your dad."}
{"text":"Shut up, shut up, shut up."}
{"text":"-That's what really scares you, isn't it?  -Stop it."}
{"text":"-Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!  -You're going the same place he did."}
{"text":"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"}
{"text":"-You're going nowhere.  -Shut up! Shut up."}
{"text":"[voice echoes] You should have called mum.  She's all that's left."}
{"text":"-You abandoned her.  -No, no, no, no!"}
{"text":"Get out of my head!"}
{"text":"You'll never see her again.  You'll never speak to her again."}
{"text":"-Never see her face.  -Get out of my fucking head!"}
{"text":"Get out of my fucking head!  Get out of my fucking head!"}
{"text":"You're a bad son.  You'll never see your mother again."}
{"text":"-You're going nowhere.  -[wails]"}
{"text":"Straight into oblivion."}
{"text":"You deserve it.  You should have called her."}
{"text":"Get out of my fucking head!"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"Get it out of my head!  Get it out of my head!"}
{"text":"Get it out of my fucking head!"}
{"text":"Cooper, I'm gonna shut it off, okay?  I just need to connect."}
{"text":"Get it out of my head!"}
{"text":"[screams] Get it out of my head!  Get it out of my head!"}
{"text":"Oh, my God. [wails] Where am I?"}
{"text":"[speaking Japanese]"}
{"text":"[Katie speaking Japanese]"}
{"text":"-Who are you?  -[Katie speaking Japanese]"}
{"text":"-[Cooper sobs]  -I can't stop it."}
{"text":"[sobs]"}
{"text":"I don't know who I am.  So I-- So I need to go home."}
{"text":"The interface has data tendrils  like roots."}
{"text":"They've dug in deeper  than they're meant to."}
{"text":"Threaded through your brain,  taken over whole areas, I can't stop it."}
{"text":"I can't remove it, and I can't stop it."}
{"text":"[whispers]  But I-- But I don't know who I am."}
{"text":"I don't know-- I don't know who I am."}
{"text":"I don't know who I am."}
{"text":"I don't know."}
{"text":"On behalf of Saito Game Team,  I most humbly apologize."}
{"text":"[weak voice] Who are you?  What have you done to me?"}
{"text":"-What have You done to me?  -Put him with the others, please."}
{"text":"[wails] No, no, no, no! No, no, no!"}
{"text":"Stop, stop, stop, stop!  Stop, stop, stop!"}
{"text":"Stop, stop, stop, stop!  No, don't, don't!"}
{"text":"[screaming] Don't! Don't!"}
{"text":"Stop! Stop!"}
{"text":"[high-pitched whistle]"}
{"text":"No!"}
{"text":"Oh, fuck. [gasps]"}
{"text":"That was one second."}
{"text":"Either he's super susceptible to this  or the software is way too powerful still."}
{"text":"It's jumped from zero to 18K  in five milliseconds..."}
{"text":"[Shou] I'm sorry. The experience was  more powerful than intended, Mr. Cooper."}
{"text":"I hope you can forgive us."}
{"text":"[man] ...all luggage under the seat  in front of you."}
{"text":"All electronic devices  should now be turned off and stowed"}
{"text":"as they may interfere with the aircraft's  navigational and communication...."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"[door opens]"}
{"text":"Mum?"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[woman sobbing]"}
{"text":"[sobs]"}
{"text":"Mum?"}
{"text":"I have to call him."}
{"text":"Mum?"}
{"text":"Why did Cooper go?"}
{"text":"-I--  -Mom, I'm right here. I'm--"}
{"text":"-I'm right here, Mum.  -I have to call Cooper."}
{"text":"I have to call  and make sure that he's safe."}
{"text":"I have to call him. I have to call him.  I have to call him."}
{"text":"[sobs]"}
{"text":"[dialing]"}
{"text":"Mum?"}
{"text":"-[screams] Mum!  -[phone vibrates]"}
{"text":"Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum!"}
{"text":"-[high-pitched beeping]  -[groans]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[phone vibrating]"}
{"text":"[both speaking Japanese]"}
{"text":"-What happened?  -His phone rang."}
{"text":"-You didn't take it off him?  -Yes, but..."}
{"text":"-the signals interfere.  -I know I switched it off."}
{"text":"Maybe he did something  while I was out of the room."}
{"text":"An oversight. Won't happen again."}
{"text":"The incoming signal must have interfered  with the upload sequence."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"Every synapse in his brain lit up at once."}
{"text":"Then went dead. Like that."}
{"text":"You said he shouted something.  What was it?"}
{"text":"\"Mum.\""}
{"text":"-Make A note of that.  -Yes."}
{"text":"Oh, mama liked the roses"}
{"text":"She'd grow 'em in the yard"}
{"text":"But winter always came around"}
{"text":"And made the growing way too hard"}
{"text":"Oh, mama liked the roses"}
{"text":"And when she had the time"}
{"text":"She'd decorate the living room"}
{"text":"For all us kids to see"}
{"text":"When I hear the Sunday bells"}
{"text":"Ringing in the morning"}
{"text":"I remember crying"}
{"text":"[glass cracks]"}
{"text":"[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"[\"send\" alert plays]"}
{"text":"[clattering]"}
{"text":"[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"Kenny?  Big spillage on table four. Sorry."}
{"text":"[woman] Okay. All right."}
{"text":"Excuse me."}
{"text":"Someone forgot this."}
{"text":"[woman] Oh, thank you!"}
{"text":"-What do you say?  -Thank you."}
{"text":"-It's all right.  -She forgets everything. Thanks again."}
{"text":"She was some yoga teacher, proper bendy.   Look. Look."}
{"text":"Jesus! Fuck!  What, she sent that to you, did she?"}
{"text":"[man] Double naughty."}
{"text":"Jog on."}
{"text":"[dog barking]"}
{"text":"[muffled pop music playing]"}
{"text":"[groans] Linds!"}
{"text":"Linds, where's my laptop?"}
{"text":"[pop music playing]"}
{"text":"-Don't be a bell end!  -Use your own."}
{"text":"-Mine's bust. Yours has gone all frozen.  -What did you do?"}
{"text":"-I was trying to put on this film thing.  -What film thing?"}
{"text":"Don't know. Some programme  lets you watch free films."}
{"text":"While I was trying to put it on,  then it locked up."}
{"text":"-Look, it's not my fault.  -Don't take it again. It's not yours."}
{"text":"-Oh, fix mine when you've done that.  -\"Fix mine when you've done that.\""}
{"text":"-Stop nicking my Cokes!  -[Linds] Whatever."}
{"text":"Did you draw that yourself, Kenny?"}
{"text":"[camera shutter clicks]"}
{"text":"Thanks, Kenny. See you tomorrow."}
{"text":"Bye."}
{"text":"-[mimics] Bye, Kenny.  -Bye, Kenny, I'll see you tomorrow."}
{"text":"[muffled rock music playing]"}
{"text":"You're mental."}
{"text":"-You're mental.  -You're a thief."}
{"text":"Love? Kenny? What do you think?"}
{"text":"-I'm still not used to the colour.  -[Kenny] It's nice."}
{"text":"Yeah?"}
{"text":"Do me a favour  and prison-guard your sister, will you?"}
{"text":"I won't be late. Probably."}
{"text":"-[both laugh]  -[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"Oh, my God! He's outside.  There's a lasagna thing in the freezer."}
{"text":"I love you."}
{"text":"[door opens, closes]"}
{"text":"[hip hop music playing]"}
{"text":"So many ladies  and the music playing loud"}
{"text":"Just one girl,  she'll stand out from the crowd"}
{"text":"You saying...  [vocalizing]"}
{"text":"Just one"}
{"text":"Just one girl, she makes me go wow"}
{"text":"[vocalizing]"}
{"text":"Just one girl,  she makes me go ciao"}
{"text":"[lock clicks]"}
{"text":"[taps keyboard]"}
{"text":"[sniffs]"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"[panicked breathing]"}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"-[radio plays softly]  -Have you seen my keys?"}
{"text":"You okay, Ken? Love?"}
{"text":"Yeah, fine."}
{"text":"-[keys jangle]  -Ha!"}
{"text":"[door closes]"}
{"text":"-Morning, Kenny.  -Hi."}
{"text":"[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"-Kenny?  -Feeling really sick."}
{"text":"-You've only just got here.  -I know but think I might throw up."}
{"text":"Okay, just next time can you-- ?"}
{"text":"-[brakes screech]  -Whoa! Easy, knobber."}
{"text":"[tyres screech]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"-[tyres screech]  -[gasps]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[engine stops]"}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"-It's fragile.  -What is it?"}
{"text":"[camera shutter clicks]"}
{"text":"They told me to do that."}
{"text":"[\"send\" alert plays]"}
{"text":"Is that it? What do I do now?"}
{"text":"[alert sounds]"}
{"text":"I can't really help you."}
{"text":"What do I have to do?"}
{"text":"Just whatever they say  and once you've done that, you're out."}
{"text":"They let you off."}
{"text":"[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"-[panting]  -[distant siren wailing]"}
{"text":"[woman chattering]"}
{"text":"[muffled coughing]"}
{"text":"[man] Hello?"}
{"text":"Del-- Delivery."}
{"text":"[man] Wrong room."}
{"text":"They said 121."}
{"text":"[man] No, there's no delivery here."}
{"text":"-But they said--  -[man] I haven't ordered anything."}
{"text":"It's a cake."}
{"text":"-[man] What cake?  -I don't know. I think it's a sponge."}
{"text":"[man] I didn't order a cake  so just take it back to the bakery"}
{"text":"-and tell them they got it wrong.  -Look, if I--"}
{"text":"[man] I don't want the cake.  So go away or I call the front desk."}
{"text":"[man] I will kick that cake  up your fucking arse."}
{"text":"M-Mindy sent me."}
{"text":"-What is this? Where's Mindy?  -I was just told to give this to you."}
{"text":"-Mindy told you?  -No."}
{"text":"-You said \"Mindy.\"  -That's what they told me to say."}
{"text":"[door closes]"}
{"text":"[man] Get inside."}
{"text":"[door closes]"}
{"text":"So what are you saying?  Are you saying Mindy ordered the cake?"}
{"text":"No, uh, I don't know.  It-- they-- it was them."}
{"text":"Them? They? Who the fuck are you on about?"}
{"text":"-The people.  -What fucking people?"}
{"text":"The phone people.  The people on the phone."}
{"text":"They told me to bring the cake,  and they're leaving texts on my phone,"}
{"text":"-and then I do What they say.  -Whoa, whoa. Slow down."}
{"text":"Just breathe through your nose."}
{"text":"-[breathes deeply]  -Through your nose. Okay?"}
{"text":"Good. Now, just show me what they said.  On your phone."}
{"text":"-Show me The text.  -Okay, well, um... This."}
{"text":"-I should--  -Shut up. Just let me."}
{"text":"What the fuck is this?"}
{"text":"-Who are these people?  -I don't know."}
{"text":"-Who are you?  -I'm not them."}
{"text":"They send me messages,  and I do what they say."}
{"text":"Why? Why would you do that?"}
{"text":"[alert plays]"}
{"text":"[alert sounding]"}
{"text":"Is it them?"}
{"text":"[man retching]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[toilet flushes]"}
{"text":"[camera shutter clicks]"}
{"text":"-They said I had to do that.  -Jesus Christ!"}
{"text":"[alert sounds]"}
{"text":"Okay, okay."}
{"text":"They're saying they just need us  to follow their instructions,"}
{"text":"and everything will be okay. Okay?"}
{"text":"Shit!"}
{"text":"They're saying we have to do it  together."}
{"text":"-What do we have to do?  -Just take The cake somewhere."}
{"text":"They sent me an address.  A map coordinate thing."}
{"text":"-And there's a car we need to get.  -A car? What sort of car?"}
{"text":"I don't know what sort of car.  They said it's in the car park outside."}
{"text":"They sent me a licence plate.  That's all I know."}
{"text":"Why both of us?"}
{"text":"I don't know!"}
{"text":"Just let me deal  with my fucking shoe, please."}
{"text":"[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"[man] What have they said?"}
{"text":"They say, \"Go with him. Take the package.\""}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"\"V760 DHM.\""}
{"text":"V760 DHM."}
{"text":"I'm getting fucking number blindness here."}
{"text":"That's it."}
{"text":"All right. They said  the keys are on the back. Okay."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"Look, maybe you better drive.  Do you drive?"}
{"text":"-I mean, I had a drink back there.  -I can't. I can-- I can drive."}
{"text":"I'm still learning.  Haven't passed my test yet."}
{"text":"All right. Uh... You're navigating."}
{"text":"Okay, you've got a sat nav  on your phone?"}
{"text":"Yep."}
{"text":"Here it is. Punch that in."}
{"text":"It's a street somewhere out of town.  Sort of High Wycombe-ish."}
{"text":"They said we got to be there by two.  It's gonna be tight."}
{"text":"[starts engine]"}
{"text":"So I'm guessing they got some shit on you  that they're threatening to put out?"}
{"text":"With me, it's..."}
{"text":"You saw the room, fucking lacy knickers."}
{"text":"I was waiting for a prostitute."}
{"text":"Escort, hooker,  whatever they call them now."}
{"text":"I got a family, which is great."}
{"text":"You get bored."}
{"text":"I mean, when I was young,  I used to like..."}
{"text":"I can't fucking justify it.  I just wanted to fuck a 20-something."}
{"text":"For old times' sake, I don't know."}
{"text":"I joined this website. I was curious.  Just wanted to see what was on there."}
{"text":"I got talking to Mindy,  who I thought was Mindy."}
{"text":"I mean, she sent me pictures.  I sent some back."}
{"text":"Phone photos. Grabbing my cock."}
{"text":"You name it.  They got the whole fucking thing."}
{"text":"But not just pictures, chat messages.  All the arrangements, where and when."}
{"text":"Me haggling over the price  and they say they got it all."}
{"text":"Sucked up the whole hard drive  like an audit."}
{"text":"Fucking twat. What a fucking idiot!"}
{"text":"If that shit gets out,  that's my wife out the door."}
{"text":"Then there's the kids, she'll take them."}
{"text":"Oh, no, not a doubt in my mind  she'd take them and she'd win."}
{"text":"Custody, she'd win."}
{"text":"And I'm not losing my kids.  I tell you that right now."}
{"text":"No way! Absolutely fucking no!"}
{"text":"[sobs]"}
{"text":"They filmed me."}
{"text":"-Filmed you...  -Through my computer camera."}
{"text":"-What, like, Filmed you?  -Yeah, like, you know, doing it."}
{"text":"-like sex?  -No. like, you... you know."}
{"text":"Jerking off.  Jerking off to porn or something?"}
{"text":"Well, everyone does that."}
{"text":"-The fucking pope probably does that.  -They're gonna put it everywhere."}
{"text":"Like they're gonna send it to everyone."}
{"text":"-Oh, shit the fuck!  -What? What?"}
{"text":"-How long's that light been on?  -What light?"}
{"text":"Whoever's car this is,  they left it fucking empty."}
{"text":"I won't be a minute."}
{"text":"Unleaded. Unleaded."}
{"text":"Oh, bugger!"}
{"text":"Listen, you pay, yeah? It'll save time."}
{"text":"Have you got any money?"}
{"text":"Okay, Visa card PIN number 3109.  Say that back to me."}
{"text":"-Visa card--  -Just the number!"}
{"text":"-Uh... 3109.  -Okay, go!"}
{"text":"[man] Pump four!"}
{"text":"[chattering]"}
{"text":"-What's your pump number?  -Four."}
{"text":"-you want some chocolate?  -No."}
{"text":"-It's two for one this week.  -I'm okay."}
{"text":"31.89."}
{"text":"Pop your PIN in."}
{"text":"[machine beeps]"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"-[woman] If you're sure you don't mind?  -[man] No, no, of course not."}
{"text":"-I'll get on to that. Make some calls.  -Brilliant! It's next Wednesday."}
{"text":"-Okay.  -Keep It non-dairy Just to be safe."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"This is, uh..."}
{"text":"my nephew."}
{"text":"Nice to meet you."}
{"text":"-Kenny.  -Kenny. I'm Karen."}
{"text":"We're both Ks. [laughs]"}
{"text":"I'm head of the PTA at Theo  and Cassie's school, for my sins."}
{"text":"Just roped poor Hector into sorting out  the catering for the quiz night."}
{"text":"Been the usual balls up."}
{"text":"Listen, we better get this guy  to the station."}
{"text":"His train's... So we better go."}
{"text":"-Cansroad Station?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"Oh, couldn't drop me  at the end of my road, could you?"}
{"text":"It's on the way. Mayer Street?"}
{"text":"It's the bus otherwise and that goes  all the way around the common."}
{"text":"-We're in a bit of a rush, actually.  -Well, it's no detour. It's en route."}
{"text":"I'll hop out.  Hardly need to slow down. Yeah?"}
{"text":"-Yep. Sure. Let's go.  -Brilliant. Thanks!"}
{"text":"I'll just get in the back."}
{"text":"Oh, don't want to squash your box."}
{"text":"-What's that? Present?  -It's a cake."}
{"text":"-It's just a-- it's a cake for Penny.  -Oh, lucky her."}
{"text":"So how is Penny?"}
{"text":"Haven't seen her since...  must have been sports day."}
{"text":"She's good."}
{"text":"-She still planning to get back to work?  -Yeah. Yep."}
{"text":"[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"-[Karen] I mean, how old's Theo now?  -Uh... He's seven."}
{"text":"He was so funny in the play.  That big top hat on."}
{"text":"Yeah, he had a good time."}
{"text":"[Karen gasps]  Oh, Anna's having a sleepover."}
{"text":"Cassie's probably already told you  about it."}
{"text":"Six nine-year-olds in the house.  I must be mad! [laughs]"}
{"text":"[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"So, Kenny, where you heading back to?"}
{"text":"-Sorry. What?  -are you going home or...?"}
{"text":"-Uh...  -Train. Birmingham."}
{"text":"Yeah. Uh..."}
{"text":"-Yeah, I-I live in Birmingham.  -Oh, my husband's from Birmingham."}
{"text":"-What part are you?  -South."}
{"text":"[Karen] South."}
{"text":"-Mainly.  -Right."}
{"text":"[chiming]"}
{"text":"Have you always lived there?  'Cos you don't sound--"}
{"text":"I don't have the accent, no.  Everyone says that--"}
{"text":"that... I don't have the accent."}
{"text":"-[phone chimes]  -[horn alert plays]"}
{"text":"Didn't grow up there though.  I grew up somewhere else."}
{"text":"-[phone chimes]  -Like London. I grew up in London."}
{"text":"[Karen] Okay."}
{"text":"And is your mum and dad  on Hector's side or Penny's?"}
{"text":"[revs engine]"}
{"text":"[tyres screeching]"}
{"text":"Someone crossing! Crossing!"}
{"text":"[tyres screech]"}
{"text":"Sorry about that! Can't miss his train."}
{"text":"-[tyres screeching]  -[horn honking]"}
{"text":"-This is me.  -[tyres screech]"}
{"text":"[Karen sighs, mutters]"}
{"text":"Great to meet you, Kenny.   Give my best to Penny, won't you?"}
{"text":"-Yes, of course.  -Bye, then."}
{"text":"-Bye, Karen.  -Bye."}
{"text":"[horn blares]"}
{"text":"We're gonna make it, okay?"}
{"text":"It's this junction."}
{"text":"-What? this one?  -Yeah, Yeah, Yeah."}
{"text":"[stops engine]"}
{"text":"You sure this is it?"}
{"text":"-[horn alert plays]  -[phone pings]"}
{"text":"\"Look in the cake.\""}
{"text":"Let's look in the cake."}
{"text":"Look in the cake."}
{"text":"In the cake, I suppose."}
{"text":"I got something."}
{"text":"What the fuck?"}
{"text":"[Kenny] Oh, my God."}
{"text":"[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"\"Five minutes to decide.\""}
{"text":"-Decide what?  -[horn alert plays]"}
{"text":"[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"-\"Who is driver?\"  -\"Who is robber?\""}
{"text":"Oh, no. No."}
{"text":"-W-w-we can't. We...  -I'm driver."}
{"text":"You said you can't drive. I'm driver."}
{"text":"I'll be right here   with the engine running."}
{"text":"We-- We can't. We--"}
{"text":"Then how else are we gonna deal  with this, Kenny?"}
{"text":"-I'm not--  -Listen to me."}
{"text":"-I'm not--  -Shut up and listen!"}
{"text":"Hat and sunglasses.  No one's going to ID you."}
{"text":"You could be Kevin fucking Bacon.  That's point one."}
{"text":"Shut up! Point two,  in a robbery, staff are trained."}
{"text":"I am not--"}
{"text":"They are trained to hand over the cash."}
{"text":"No argument. I saw it in a documentary.  No resistance. It looked easy."}
{"text":"It's not easy."}
{"text":"I know it isn't easy, but what the fuck  else are we gonna do? Hey?"}
{"text":"This gets out, I will lose my kids."}
{"text":"And I swear to God,  I will stand in the kitchen"}
{"text":"and put a fucking bread knife  through my throat if that happens."}
{"text":"-I only looked at pictures and--  -and beat one off on camera?"}
{"text":"That's what they got, yeah?"}
{"text":"Your hot little face, blurred fist,  dick burping fucking spunk everywhere?"}
{"text":"Your mum's gonna love that on Facebook,  Twitter, Insta-fucking-whatever."}
{"text":"And her friends.  All eyes on you, giving it that."}
{"text":"Toss in the cunts at work,  calling you Spurty McGoo."}
{"text":"Laughing at your come face,  making it their desktop wallpaper."}
{"text":"It's not just weeks.  We're talking years here."}
{"text":"Pictures hang about on Google  like a gypsy fucking curse."}
{"text":"There's no cure for the Internet.  It would never go away."}
{"text":"It'd be glued to your name,  a fucking stain on you."}
{"text":"I'd hang myself if that was me."}
{"text":"Crack my fucking neck  at the first opportunity."}
{"text":"They just want the money,  so go in there and do it."}
{"text":"-You'll drive away.  -I am not gonna drive away."}
{"text":"I'm gonna be sat here  with the engine running."}
{"text":"I can't. I can't."}
{"text":"-You can. You can.  -I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't."}
{"text":"-You can.   -[cries] I can't."}
{"text":"We don't have much time, Kenny."}
{"text":"-It's not real. This is not real.  -You can do this."}
{"text":"[wails]"}
{"text":"Keep it together.  Please hold it together."}
{"text":"-Shut up, shut up, shut up! Shut up!  -Okay."}
{"text":"Have you got a bag?"}
{"text":"Glasses. Breathe through your nose."}
{"text":"[gasping]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"Give me money."}
{"text":"Just give me money!"}
{"text":"-Yes. Okay.  -Lots of it. I need Lots of it."}
{"text":"Sh-should I use your bag?"}
{"text":"Take it."}
{"text":"[stammers] I'm going to pass this back  to you now. Is that okay?"}
{"text":"There was some bloke standing there  on his phone freaking me out."}
{"text":"-Did you get it?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"Go faster. [bangs dashboard]"}
{"text":"Speed limit's 40.  Wanna get stopped for speeding now?"}
{"text":"-Oh, shit.  -Fuck!"}
{"text":"[siren wailing]"}
{"text":"That's a siren."}
{"text":"Shh! Shush."}
{"text":"-Let's go!  -Shut up."}
{"text":"Wait, wait."}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"[siren wailing]"}
{"text":"We're okay."}
{"text":"We should text them, no?  Tell them we got the money."}
{"text":"[ \"send\" alert sounds]"}
{"text":"[\"incoming\" alert sounds]"}
{"text":"-they say we got to take It somewhere.  -Where?"}
{"text":"This is it."}
{"text":"[Kenny] Yeah."}
{"text":"[horn alert sounds]"}
{"text":"Here we go."}
{"text":"\"Final instruction.\""}
{"text":"\"Take car away and destroy.\""}
{"text":"-Destroy the car.  -[alert sounds]"}
{"text":"\"Just you alone.\""}
{"text":"-Why just you?  -[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"I got to take the money  somewhere over there."}
{"text":"Why? Why have I got to do it?"}
{"text":"-Fuck knows.  -[alert sounds]"}
{"text":"So..."}
{"text":"You better go, yeah?"}
{"text":"Hey, you got this far, haven't you?"}
{"text":"Just drop it off. That's it."}
{"text":"You'll be all right."}
{"text":"Hey, listen, Kenny. Look.  I'm sorry about-- just back there."}
{"text":"Shouting at you. Calling you stuff."}
{"text":"I'm an all right bloke really.  I swear I am, when it's--"}
{"text":"When stuff's normal."}
{"text":"You take care, yeah?"}
{"text":"[engine starts]"}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah. Hang on, hang on."}
{"text":"They told me I had  to set this thing off first."}
{"text":"[whirring]"}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"You got the prize money?"}
{"text":"-Prize money?  -you know, for the... fight?"}
{"text":"How is there a fight?"}
{"text":"-They didn't tell you?  -No."}
{"text":"We've got to fight..."}
{"text":"...or else they post everything  they've got on us."}
{"text":"Winner takes the money."}
{"text":"We've got to do it."}
{"text":"-I mean...  -[whirring]"}
{"text":"They're watching."}
{"text":"What sort of fight?  How do we know when it's over?"}
{"text":"How... How do we know who's won?"}
{"text":"I don't know about you,  but my life's over if this gets out."}
{"text":"[blubbering]"}
{"text":"Fucking over."}
{"text":"What they get you for?"}
{"text":"I just looked at some photos."}
{"text":"That's all.  I just looked at one or two photos."}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -[sniffles]"}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah,  I just looked at pictures too."}
{"text":"How young were they? In the pictures?"}
{"text":"-[panting]  -How young?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"Well, me too."}
{"text":"[phones chime]"}
{"text":"Look, mate. Don't. Please."}
{"text":"Please."}
{"text":"[cries] Please."}
{"text":"[gun clicks]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"-[wails]  -[gun clicks]"}
{"text":"[Kenny whimpers]"}
{"text":"[grunting]"}
{"text":"-[punches landing]  -[grunting continuing]"}
{"text":"Wake from your sleep"}
{"text":"The drying of"}
{"text":"Your tears"}
{"text":"Today we escape"}
{"text":"We escape"}
{"text":"Pack and get dressed"}
{"text":"Before..."}
{"text":"[horn alert plays]"}
{"text":"- Before   -[alert plays]"}
{"text":"All hell"}
{"text":"Breaks loose"}
{"text":"Breathe..."}
{"text":"Mindy?"}
{"text":"Keep breathing"}
{"text":"Don't lose"}
{"text":"Your nerve"}
{"text":"- Breathe   -[phone pings]"}
{"text":"Keep breathing"}
{"text":"I can't do this"}
{"text":"Alone"}
{"text":"Sing..."}
{"text":"Is that what you've become?"}
{"text":"-A dirty, sick, disgusting pervert?  -Hey, relax!"}
{"text":"Look at me! Is that what you are?"}
{"text":"A song to keep us warm"}
{"text":"[phone rings]"}
{"text":"There's such a chill"}
{"text":"Such a chill"}
{"text":"[mother] What did you do, Kenny?  They're saying it's kids!"}
{"text":"That you've been looking at kids!"}
{"text":"And Lindsey saw it.   There's a video of you."}
{"text":"All of her friends have got it!"}
{"text":"Kids, Kenny! Tell me that's not true!"}
{"text":"[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"We hope"}
{"text":"Your rules"}
{"text":"And wisdom"}
{"text":"Choke you"}
{"text":"Now we are one"}
{"text":"In everlasting..."}
{"text":"Peace"}
{"text":"We hope that you choke"}
{"text":"That you choke"}
{"text":"We hope that you choke"}
{"text":"That you choke"}
{"text":"We hope"}
{"text":"That you choke"}
{"text":"[glass cracks]"}
{"text":"[chatter and whooping]"}
{"text":"[\"Heaven is a Place on Earth\" playing]"}
{"text":"[DJ] Belinda Carlisle there with one  of the biggest hits of 1987 so far."}
{"text":"Gotta love that track!  Coming up next in just a moment..."}
{"text":"[woman] Could you please stop it?  I just wanna have some fun, okay?"}
{"text":"[man] Kelly, come on."}
{"text":"-Kelly.  -I'm still walking, Wes."}
{"text":"We've only got a couple of hours  so let's, uh... let's use it."}
{"text":"I am using it."}
{"text":"[\"C'est La Vie\"  by Robbie Nevil playing]"}
{"text":"[chatter and laughter]"}
{"text":"[shouting]"}
{"text":"Got a job, that's okay"}
{"text":"But they've got me workin'  night and day"}
{"text":"Punching in, punching out"}
{"text":"Is this really what it's all about?"}
{"text":"What you gonna do,  what you gonna feel?"}
{"text":"I don't know"}
{"text":"What you gonna feel,  what you gonna do?"}
{"text":"Won't someone tell me?"}
{"text":"What you gonna say,  what you gonna do?"}
{"text":"There's only one thing left to say"}
{"text":"C'est la vie, c'est la vie"}
{"text":"That's just the way it goes"}
{"text":"That's right"}
{"text":"C'est la vie, c'est la vie"}
{"text":"[machines bleep]"}
{"text":"[coin drops]"}
{"text":"[machine bleeps]"}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"You're good at this."}
{"text":"It's, uh... got different endings."}
{"text":"Depending on if you're in one  or two player."}
{"text":"[woman] Uh-huh?"}
{"text":"-It was kinda the first game to do that.  -[bangs machine] Damn it!"}
{"text":"Do you wanna play Top Speed?"}
{"text":"-[crash]  -Oh, no."}
{"text":"Thank you.  I just wanna get my bearings a bit."}
{"text":"Uh...  okay."}
{"text":"-See you around?  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"[music and chatter]"}
{"text":"Go along with whatever I say."}
{"text":"-Sorry?  -Whatever I say, go along with it."}
{"text":"Okay, Wes, you're just pestering now."}
{"text":"-Do I have to red light you?  -Two hours 35."}
{"text":"-There's not much time left.  -Wes."}
{"text":"[Wes] Look..."}
{"text":"-Last week, we had the most amazing--  -Last week was Last week."}
{"text":"I need to talk with my friend here, okay?  Haven't seen her in a while."}
{"text":"Wes, she's sick."}
{"text":"Like \"six months to live\" sick."}
{"text":"Five, actually."}
{"text":"I need to catch up with her.  Private time."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"-Hey, I'm sorry.  -That's okay."}
{"text":"See you around?"}
{"text":"Sure."}
{"text":"Sorry for killing you."}
{"text":"The whole \"six months to live\" thing?"}
{"text":"Sorry. Five."}
{"text":"-Five was a nice touch.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"-Kelly.  -Yorkie."}
{"text":"-Yurgie?  -Yorkie."}
{"text":"Like the dog breed?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"He's not a bad guy. I feel kinda bad."}
{"text":"-Met him at the Quagmire so...  -What's the Quagmire?"}
{"text":"If you don't already know  what the Quagmire is,"}
{"text":"you probably don't wanna know."}
{"text":"No?"}
{"text":"You want another one?"}
{"text":"-Oh, no, I--  -Yeah, you do. Come on."}
{"text":"Do I have to tug your leash?"}
{"text":"-Hey, Blondie.  -I'm Blondie?"}
{"text":"You are. Jack and Coke times two."}
{"text":"-Oh, no. Mine was just a Coke.  -Times two."}
{"text":"-What are you doing?  -I'm... regarding you."}
{"text":"[laughs] I feel like I'm being analysed."}
{"text":"-Why the glasses?  -Um..."}
{"text":"I like them. They totally work on you.  But do you need them?"}
{"text":"-Yeah, the lenses don't do anything.  -Knew it!"}
{"text":"I used to wear them in school."}
{"text":"So I guess now  they're just kind of a... comfort thing."}
{"text":"I figured they were   kind of a fashion statement."}
{"text":"-Really?  -But then the rest of your outfit is not."}
{"text":"Don't take that wrong.  It's refreshing. I mean, look around."}
{"text":"People try so hard to look  how they think they should look."}
{"text":"They probably saw it in some movie."}
{"text":"But I like these."}
{"text":"You're authentically you."}
{"text":"Thanks."}
{"text":"Cheers."}
{"text":"-[clears throat]  -You never tasted it before?"}
{"text":"No, I..."}
{"text":"I just haven't had it in a while.  It's good."}
{"text":"Do you live here?"}
{"text":"-no. Oh, uh--  -Tourist?"}
{"text":"We'll go with tourist.  So you're new here?"}
{"text":"-First night.  -First night? Wow, okay!"}
{"text":"[\"Fake\" by Alexander O'Neal playing]"}
{"text":"Oh, my God! [laughs]"}
{"text":"We have to dance to this."}
{"text":"-with each other?  -uh-huh."}
{"text":"-Oh, no. Dance floors aren't my thing.  -Oh, let's not limit ourselves."}
{"text":"-No, I can't.  -Yes, you can, come on."}
{"text":"-No, I'll look dumb--  -Just follow my lead!"}
{"text":"Your name was Patty, but now it's Kay"}
{"text":"Girl, you seem to change it every day"}
{"text":"Copy me."}
{"text":"But now it's short, you say"}
{"text":"I got it cut,  but I don't see no hair upon the floor"}
{"text":"You got it."}
{"text":"Whenever I go out with you"}
{"text":"I find out something new"}
{"text":"You're a fake, baby"}
{"text":"You can't conceal it"}
{"text":"Know how I know 'cause I can feel it"}
{"text":"You're a fake, baby..."}
{"text":"[music fades]"}
{"text":"[music resumes]"}
{"text":"[man shouts]"}
{"text":"Hey!"}
{"text":"-Why did you run away?  -Oh, sorry."}
{"text":"I... I said I'm not much of a dancer."}
{"text":"No shit."}
{"text":"Like a frightened horse  on a frozen lake back there."}
{"text":"I'm kidding. Half kidding."}
{"text":"Sorry I pushed you into it."}
{"text":"Saturday nights once a week.  It's like no time. I get impatient."}
{"text":"No, no, it's not that. It's..."}
{"text":"-Everyone was looking.  -Looking?"}
{"text":"Yeah. You know, two girls dancing."}
{"text":"Okay, one, folks are way less uptight  than they used to be."}
{"text":"And two, this is a party town.  No one's judging."}
{"text":"Face it. If they were staring,  it's because I am bodacious."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"-You're stupid.  -Thank you!"}
{"text":"-I've never been on a dance floor.  -Never?"}
{"text":"As in the whole time  you've been alive never?"}
{"text":"-Never.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"What are you, like, Amish?"}
{"text":"That's one sheltered existence  you got there."}
{"text":"Yeah, well."}
{"text":"As far as my family's concerned,  I can't do anything."}
{"text":"Well, no one knows  about even half the shit I get up to."}
{"text":"With your folks, though,  it's from a place of love, though, right?"}
{"text":"-They worry.  -They don't worry."}
{"text":"Just the concept of me enjoying myself  would blow their minds."}
{"text":"What would you like to do?  That you've never done?"}
{"text":"Oh..."}
{"text":"So many things."}
{"text":"San Junipero is a party town."}
{"text":"All up for grabs."}
{"text":"Midnight's two hours away."}
{"text":"Oh, that's not long."}
{"text":"Why waste time sitting here?"}
{"text":"I, um..."}
{"text":"-Listen...  -It's okay."}
{"text":"-No, I mean...  -Really, it's okay."}
{"text":"No, I'm, uh...  I'm engaged. I have a fianc."}
{"text":"-He's called Greg.  -And is Greg here?"}
{"text":"-No, he's--  -Elsewhere?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"Wanna go to bed with me?"}
{"text":"We could be back at mine in like...  [snaps fingers]"}
{"text":"I never did anything like that."}
{"text":"All the more reason."}
{"text":"Oh, you're nice."}
{"text":"-I can't.  -Okay."}
{"text":"-I just... I can't.  -I get it."}
{"text":"-I have to go.  -In this?"}
{"text":"It's been really great to meet you."}
{"text":"Likewise."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"Shit."}
{"text":"[\"Girlfriend In A Coma\"  by The Smiths plays]"}
{"text":"Girlfriend in a coma,  I know, I know, it's--"}
{"text":"[music stops]"}
{"text":"[\"Don't You Forget About Me\"  by Simple Minds plays]"}
{"text":"I'll be alone--"}
{"text":"[music stops]"}
{"text":"[\"Heart And Soul\" by T'Pau plays]"}
{"text":"The shadow of a lover  goes dancing by--"}
{"text":"[music stops]"}
{"text":"[\"Addicted To Love\"  by Robert Palmer plays]"}
{"text":"You're addicted to love"}
{"text":"Might as well face it  you're addicted to love"}
{"text":"Might as well--"}
{"text":"[\"Wishing Well\"  by Terence Trent D'Arby playing]"}
{"text":"Wish me love a wishing well  to kiss and tell"}
{"text":"A wishing well of butterfly tear"}
{"text":"Wish me love a wishing well  to kiss and tell"}
{"text":"A wishing well of crocodile cheers,  sing"}
{"text":"[engages handbrake]"}
{"text":"-What the hell, Wes?  -Look, I know I'm coming across--"}
{"text":"-I'm red lighting you, for real. Okay?  -No, don't do that. Just..."}
{"text":"-then stop this.  -can you hear me out? Please? Please."}
{"text":"How many girls do you think there are  in San Junipero?"}
{"text":"Hundreds? Thousands?"}
{"text":"I don't care."}
{"text":"I'm saying there's plenty  of other girls out there for you, Wes."}
{"text":"The locals? They're like dead people."}
{"text":"-[whooping]  -A little lively for dead people."}
{"text":"Look, I don't want some kind  of boring romance, okay?"}
{"text":"Like, Jesus,  put us in a retirement home deal."}
{"text":"Well, if you're looking for someone  to fuck, there's options."}
{"text":"-Hang out at the Quagmire again.  -It's not just sex."}
{"text":"-It was just sex.  -no, we made a connection."}
{"text":"Wes, it was just sex."}
{"text":"-no--  -no roots."}
{"text":"We had fun."}
{"text":"I'm sorry."}
{"text":"Enjoy the town, for God's sake."}
{"text":"[\"Living In A Box\"  by Living In A Box playing]"}
{"text":"-Hey.  -Hey."}
{"text":"Waiting for someone?"}
{"text":"Not really."}
{"text":"I'll get you a drink?"}
{"text":"[Kelly] Uh, yeah, sure."}
{"text":"So, uh... yeah,  it was microsurgery, I guess."}
{"text":"You know, both my kneecaps  had kind of just worn down."}
{"text":"You know, I never got this song.  Kind of weird."}
{"text":"-Shall we dance?  -Sure."}
{"text":"[\"Need You Tonight\" by INXS playing]"}
{"text":"All we've got is this moment"}
{"text":"The 21st century's yesterday"}
{"text":"[music fades]"}
{"text":"[chattering]"}
{"text":"[man] I mean, I guess by the time  I'd put my mind to, like, computing."}
{"text":"You know, caught that first wave,  would have had a different story."}
{"text":"Gotta use the bathroom."}
{"text":"[man] Okay."}
{"text":"[door closes]"}
{"text":"-I don't know how to do this.  -Do what?"}
{"text":"Just help me."}
{"text":"Can you just..."}
{"text":"Just make this easy for me?"}
{"text":"You wanna get in my car?"}
{"text":"[engine revs]"}
{"text":"-How long have you been here?  -Sorry?"}
{"text":"-How long have you been here?  -In San Junipero?"}
{"text":"Uh... Couple of months.  Plan is long enough to enjoy myself."}
{"text":"Guess I'm a tourist, like you."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"Hey. You okay?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"-[horn honking]  -[screams] Stop!"}
{"text":"[tyres screech]"}
{"text":"[thuds]"}
{"text":"[both pant]"}
{"text":"Sorry, but..."}
{"text":"[laughs] Man, your face!"}
{"text":"[laughing]"}
{"text":"Wow."}
{"text":"-You like it?  -It's just so big."}
{"text":"Reminds me of where I grew up."}
{"text":"Miss your mom?"}
{"text":"[moaning]"}
{"text":"[gasps] You have to show me."}
{"text":"-Okay.  -Okay."}
{"text":"You never slept with a woman before?"}
{"text":"That's not a critique.  I mean, it was fucking awesome."}
{"text":"No, never with a woman."}
{"text":"Never with anyone."}
{"text":"Not anyone?"}
{"text":"-What, In town or...?  -no. no one, nowhere."}
{"text":"-I guess you deflowered me.  -I deflowered you?"}
{"text":"What is this? Merry England?"}
{"text":"[laughs] Shut up."}
{"text":"You've had relationships though."}
{"text":"Mnh-mnh."}
{"text":"Hello! You got a fianc."}
{"text":"-It's complicated.  -Yeah, I'll say."}
{"text":"When did you know..."}
{"text":"-that you liked women?  -I like men too."}
{"text":"Equal rights."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"But when did you know?"}
{"text":"Do you always know?"}
{"text":"I was married to a guy.  A long time, I was married."}
{"text":"I always knew."}
{"text":"I mean, I'd be attracted to other girls,"}
{"text":"co-workers, friends,  some waitress that served me."}
{"text":"They were crushes.  God, they were crushes."}
{"text":"Never acted on any of it."}
{"text":"Never did anything."}
{"text":"I was in love with him."}
{"text":"I really was in love with him."}
{"text":"But he chose not to stick around."}
{"text":"So now it's me.  And I'm passing through."}
{"text":"And before I leave,  I'll have a good time."}
{"text":"I'm just gonna have a good time."}
{"text":"Time's nearly up."}
{"text":"Then let's lie here."}
{"text":"-[shouting]  -[laughing]"}
{"text":"[\"Heart And Soul\" by T'Pau playing]"}
{"text":"[\"Lean On Me\" by Club Nouveau playing]"}
{"text":"Excuse me?"}
{"text":"Have you seen Kelly?"}
{"text":"-What's that?  -Kelly."}
{"text":"I haven't seen her all night."}
{"text":"You tried the Quagmire?"}
{"text":"What is the Quagmire?"}
{"text":"[shouting]"}
{"text":"[rock music playing]"}
{"text":"[chattering and laughing]"}
{"text":"[cheering and whistling]"}
{"text":"-[glass shatters]  -[gasps]"}
{"text":"-Whoa! Hey!  -I'm sorry!"}
{"text":"Yeah, I know you from somewhere."}
{"text":"Tucker's."}
{"text":"-Kelly's friend, huh?  -Do you know where to find her?"}
{"text":"-How would I know that?  -You're her friend."}
{"text":"-was a friend.   -Has she been here?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"[laughs] You too, huh?"}
{"text":"Well..."}
{"text":"Hey. Try a different time."}
{"text":"Here in '80, the '90s, 2002 one time."}
{"text":"She's worth the shot, right?"}
{"text":"Introducing the totally redesigned  Chrysler Cordoba."}
{"text":"All the luxury you expect is here."}
{"text":"But so is gas mileage..."}
{"text":"[woman] No, no, no."}
{"text":"[\"Funky Town\" by Lipps, Inc. playing]"}
{"text":"-Hey.  -Hey."}
{"text":"Golden age, right?"}
{"text":"-Right.  -you playing or..."}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'm looking for someone."}
{"text":"Maybe... next time."}
{"text":"[\"Ironic\" by Alanis Morissette playing]"}
{"text":"Don't you think?"}
{"text":"It's like rain..."}
{"text":"[game beeps]"}
{"text":"[knocks]"}
{"text":"Kelly?"}
{"text":"[pop music playing on game]"}
{"text":"[cheering on game]"}
{"text":"Yeah! [laughs]"}
{"text":"[man on game] You're beautiful!"}
{"text":"-Select a song!  -Hi."}
{"text":"Ladies' room."}
{"text":"[\"Can't Get You Out Of My Head\"  by Kylie Minogue playing]"}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"Hey. No, you--"}
{"text":"Wait a minute."}
{"text":"Why are you here?"}
{"text":"I was looking for you.  Where did you go?"}
{"text":"I like a change of music."}
{"text":"How the hell is this your era?"}
{"text":"-you hid from me.  -one, I did not."}
{"text":"Two, I owe you zero.  And three... see point two."}
{"text":"It's not about who owes who.  It's about manners."}
{"text":"You don't know who I am."}
{"text":"You don't know what this means."}
{"text":"This means fun."}
{"text":"Or it should. And this..."}
{"text":"This is not fun, okay?"}
{"text":"This is not fun."}
{"text":"So you don't feel bad?"}
{"text":"Maybe you should feel bad.  Or at least feel something."}
{"text":"[door closes]"}
{"text":"[glass shatters]"}
{"text":"[horn honks]"}
{"text":"Have you seen a girl?  Mid-20s, brown hair, glasses?"}
{"text":"Uh..."}
{"text":"Oh, jeez."}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"Please tell me  you got your pain slider set to zero."}
{"text":"Yeah, I think so."}
{"text":"-Okay, listen.  -How many of them are dead?"}
{"text":"Like what percentage?"}
{"text":"As in full-timers?"}
{"text":"[Kelly] Eighty. Eighty-five."}
{"text":"I'm sorry."}
{"text":"-I'm not gonna jump.  -I know, and I'm sorry, whatever it's..."}
{"text":"In the time I've been here,  I said I wouldn't..."}
{"text":"I don't know, do feelings."}
{"text":"You freaked me out."}
{"text":"I don't want to like anyone."}
{"text":"So you've been just...  totally fucking inconvenient."}
{"text":"It's that..."}
{"text":"I don't know how long there is."}
{"text":"And I can't. I wasn't prepared for you.  For wanting something--"}
{"text":"[sighs] Next week it is."}
{"text":"I'm getting married."}
{"text":"Next week?"}
{"text":"-To nice Greg?  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"-Sure you're going through with that?  -I have to."}
{"text":"-you have to?   -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"He really is a good guy."}
{"text":"I mean, my family don't approve, but..."}
{"text":"they can't stop us."}
{"text":"I know he pities me. That pisses me off."}
{"text":"-But that's not fair 'cause he's...  -[shushes]"}
{"text":"You said you don't know  how much time there is."}
{"text":"What does that mean?"}
{"text":"They tell me three months."}
{"text":"It's spread basically everywhere."}
{"text":"They said three months before  six months ago."}
{"text":"So, you know, what do they know?"}
{"text":"Doesn't even taste of anything."}
{"text":"-But so you'll stay here after?  -No."}
{"text":"When I'm done, I am done."}
{"text":"But that's cra-- I mean..."}
{"text":"-Why?  -Richard."}
{"text":"That's..."}
{"text":"My husband's name was Richard."}
{"text":"He died just two years ago."}
{"text":"So we had the opportunity  to stay in San Junipero."}
{"text":"Pass over."}
{"text":"Didn't take it."}
{"text":"-Didn't want to take it.  -Why wouldn't anyone take it?"}
{"text":"He had his viewpoint."}
{"text":"There were things he believed   and things he didn't believe in,"}
{"text":"and this place was one of them."}
{"text":"Wouldn't even visit. Take the trial run."}
{"text":"Shit."}
{"text":"I didn't know if I wanted to try it  but... I mean..."}
{"text":"Jesus, without this place,  I never would've met someone like you."}
{"text":"-Yeah, you could have.  -No, I wouldn't."}
{"text":"-we could have Met outside all this.  -no."}
{"text":"You... would not have got me at all."}
{"text":"At all."}
{"text":"If we really met, I mean..."}
{"text":"If we really met, you wouldn't like me."}
{"text":"Try me."}
{"text":"Or you'd--  You wouldn't want to spend time with me."}
{"text":"-You'd come and then--  -Try me."}
{"text":"Why?"}
{"text":"Why? What's the point?"}
{"text":"What? Where are you? Houston?"}
{"text":"Carson City, Nevada."}
{"text":"So come on."}
{"text":"I showed you mine."}
{"text":"Where are you?"}
{"text":"-I can just Look It up.  -Santa Rosa, California."}
{"text":"-That's no distance.  -I don't want you to--"}
{"text":"-I don't want you to see me. I'm scared--  -And I'm dying."}
{"text":"Whatever you are can't scare me."}
{"text":"Let me come visit."}
{"text":"I want to say hi."}
{"text":"Here you go."}
{"text":"You okay?"}
{"text":"[man over loudspeaker]  Please check in at our self-service pods"}
{"text":"using swipe cards provided."}
{"text":"-you must be Kelly.  -I guess I must."}
{"text":"-She's waiting for you.  -Thank you."}
{"text":"-Please.  -[beeps]"}
{"text":"She won't be able  to physically respond in any way."}
{"text":"But she can hear you."}
{"text":"I'll give you some privacy."}
{"text":"[whispers] Hello, stupid."}
{"text":"It's good to see you."}
{"text":"Uh... Hello. Excuse me. Is it... Kelly?"}
{"text":"It is."}
{"text":"-I'm Greg.  -You're Greg?"}
{"text":"-Holy shit.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"Yeah, I think it's great  that you came down here in person"}
{"text":"before she passes over."}
{"text":"Even her folks  don't come visit no more so..."}
{"text":"She's passing over?"}
{"text":"-When?  -Uh..."}
{"text":"-Let's go grab a coffee.   -Okay."}
{"text":"-She didn't tell you?  -No, she did not."}
{"text":"-Said she was just visiting.  -More like sampling the trial version."}
{"text":"I mean, I've only known her  the past three years."}
{"text":"We talk on the comm box."}
{"text":"She told you how she ended up  quadriplegic?"}
{"text":"And how long she's been that way?"}
{"text":"One night, she's 21,  comes out to her folks."}
{"text":"They're a little uptight about it,  you might say."}
{"text":"They told her they don't  want a gay daughter."}
{"text":"It's not natural and so forth."}
{"text":"They fight. She gets in her car.  Runs it off the road. Boom!"}
{"text":"-When she was 21?  -More than 40 years back."}
{"text":"It's been her whole lifetime, basically."}
{"text":"So the whole San Junipero system  has been a big deal for her."}
{"text":"The biggest deal."}
{"text":"Of course now, until she passes over,  it goes permanent,"}
{"text":"she's on a five-hour weekly limit."}
{"text":"I guess you're the same."}
{"text":"They ration it out.  They don't trust us with more."}
{"text":"They say you go crazy  if you have too much, you know?"}
{"text":"You don't leave your seat.  You disassociate body from mind."}
{"text":"Like that doesn't happen  in every senior home already. [laughs]"}
{"text":"The system's there   for therapeutic reasons,"}
{"text":"immersive nostalgia therapy."}
{"text":"Plunge you into a world of memories."}
{"text":"Helps with Alzheimer's,  that's what they say."}
{"text":"Small mercies."}
{"text":"So..."}
{"text":"About this marriage..."}
{"text":"The state's got a triple lockdown  on euthanasia cases."}
{"text":"You gotta have a sign-off from the doc,  the patient, a family member."}
{"text":"It's to stop folks from passing over just  because they prefer San Junipero flat out."}
{"text":"Anyhow, Yorkie's family,"}
{"text":"they're big-time religious,  and they will not sign."}
{"text":"But a spouse can override them."}
{"text":"-Hence the wedding bells.  -you got it."}
{"text":"We got a pastor coming tomorrow a.m.,"}
{"text":"and then she's scheduled to pass  tomorrow afternoon."}
{"text":"\"Scheduled to pass.\"  Let's just call it dying."}
{"text":"If you can call it dying."}
{"text":"Uploaded to the cloud, sounds like heaven."}
{"text":"I guess."}
{"text":"You gonna wear a suit?"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"The ceremony's on my coffee break."}
{"text":"I never married so I just figured,  you know, what's the harm?"}
{"text":"You're a good man."}
{"text":"It's the least I could do, right?"}
{"text":"Think you could hook us up  to the system now?"}
{"text":"Just for a little while,  before she passes?"}
{"text":"You can still see her afterwards.  I mean, then she's no limit."}
{"text":"She's full, fat, permanent San Juniperan."}
{"text":"I know, but can you?"}
{"text":"Seriously, it is so tight here  that they monitor every--"}
{"text":"I only want a moment."}
{"text":"[Greg] Ma'am."}
{"text":"-you got Five minutes  -Thank you."}
{"text":"Hey!"}
{"text":"I've never been here  during the daylight."}
{"text":"It's warm."}
{"text":"Listen, I gotta be quick.  So I spoke to Greg."}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"-You're passing over tomorrow?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"Couple of hours after the wedding."}
{"text":"So I guess I am technically  honeymooning here forever."}
{"text":"-I'm sorry I didn't tell you.  -[shushes]"}
{"text":"-I'm gonna say something crazy.  -Okay."}
{"text":"Wanna marry me instead?"}
{"text":"It's just... Greg seems great, but..."}
{"text":"-Why not someone you've connected with?  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"-[laughs] Is that a yes?  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"[man] ...to be your lawfully wedded wife,"}
{"text":"to have and to hold,  in sickness and in health,"}
{"text":"in good times and in woe,  for richer, for poorer..."}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"[Yorkie breathing faintly]"}
{"text":"[breathing stops]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[gulls squawking]"}
{"text":"[waves rippling]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[nurse] Hold tight."}
{"text":"There you go."}
{"text":"Nearly there."}
{"text":"That's it."}
{"text":"[Kelly coughing]"}
{"text":"Are you sure you're all right?"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[horn honks]"}
{"text":"Hey!"}
{"text":"[both laughing]"}
{"text":"You didn't dress up to see me?"}
{"text":"Oh..."}
{"text":"Come on!"}
{"text":"-Better?  -[both laugh]"}
{"text":"Whoop!"}
{"text":"Oh!"}
{"text":"Oh! Whoo!"}
{"text":"[Yorkie] Looks so real."}
{"text":"It feels so real!"}
{"text":"[Kelly laughs]"}
{"text":"[laughs and screams]"}
{"text":"-What are you doing?  -Oh, I love it here! [laughs]"}
{"text":"I just love it."}
{"text":"-You've been here before.  -But now I live here!"}
{"text":"Be with me."}
{"text":"-I'm with you now.  -That's not what I mean."}
{"text":"Pass over."}
{"text":"-When it's your time.  -Yorkie."}
{"text":"-Stay here with me.  -can we just enjoy tonight?"}
{"text":"It's almost midnight."}
{"text":"In ten minutes, you're out of here."}
{"text":"Then I gotta wait a week  to see you again."}
{"text":"-You know I'm just a visitor.  -What, a couple of months, then what?"}
{"text":"-We're not discussing this.  -Then you're gone."}
{"text":"-just gone. you could have forever.  -Forever?"}
{"text":"-Who can even make sense of Forever?  -However long you want then."}
{"text":"I mean, you can remove yourself  like that. [snaps fingers]"}
{"text":"It's not a trap."}
{"text":"I mean, look at it! Jesus! Touch it!  [bangs vehicle]"}
{"text":"-I'm going.  -Hey! Oh. Hey."}
{"text":"It's real."}
{"text":"This is real."}
{"text":"And this."}
{"text":"-Hmm?  -Come on."}
{"text":"You know that was just a gesture."}
{"text":"-you married me.  -to help you pass over."}
{"text":"-As a... kindness.  -It's not so kind to leave."}
{"text":"Okay, look, look, I'm sorry, I just..."}
{"text":"I got this chance."}
{"text":"We got this chance.  I wanna share it with you."}
{"text":"I said I made my choice."}
{"text":"What is it? You feel bad  because your husband isn't here?"}
{"text":"-Because that was his choice.  -Don't."}
{"text":"He chose not to stay here.  It's like he left you."}
{"text":"You know, he could have stayed,  but he chose to leave you."}
{"text":"-You don't know what you're saying.  -You should be mad at him."}
{"text":"-not whipping yourself with guilt.  -Get off me."}
{"text":"You can't see it!  But what he did, it was selfish actually!"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"Forty-nine years..."}
{"text":"I was with him for 49 years."}
{"text":"You can't begin to imagine."}
{"text":"You can't know..."}
{"text":"the bond, the commitment, the boredom,"}
{"text":"the yearning, the laughter,  the love of it."}
{"text":"The fucking love. You just cannot know!"}
{"text":"Everything we sacrificed."}
{"text":"The years I gave him.  The years he gave me."}
{"text":"Did you think to ask?"}
{"text":"Did it occur to you to ask?"}
{"text":"We had a daughter."}
{"text":"Alison."}
{"text":"Always difficult, always beautiful."}
{"text":"Died at 39 years old, bless her heart."}
{"text":"And Richard and I,  we felt that heartbreak as one."}
{"text":"You think you're the only person  ever suffered, go fuck yourself."}
{"text":"-Well, I didn't know--  -Didn't think to."}
{"text":"You know, when he was dying,  Richard said to me"}
{"text":"when they offered him this,  to pass over, pass through,"}
{"text":"spend eternity in this fucking graveyard  you're so in love with,"}
{"text":"he said, \"How can I?  When she missed out, how can I?\""}
{"text":"And so he went."}
{"text":"And I wish I could believe he's  with her now,"}
{"text":"that they're together, but I don't."}
{"text":"I believe they're nowhere.  Just like you said."}
{"text":"Gone. No, I pitied you,  and that's the truth. I pitied you."}
{"text":"Now you give me some sales pitch"}
{"text":"about how fucking peachy forever  could be."}
{"text":"I'm sorry."}
{"text":"You wanna spend forever  somewhere nothing matters?"}
{"text":"End up like Wes?"}
{"text":"All those lost fucks at the Quagmire"}
{"text":"trying anything to feel something,  go ahead."}
{"text":"But I'm out. I'm gone."}
{"text":"Kelly, I'm sorry. Kelly!"}
{"text":"[engine revs]"}
{"text":"[tyres screech]"}
{"text":"[engine revs]"}
{"text":"-[crashes]  -[Kelly grunts]"}
{"text":"[waves ripple]"}
{"text":"[coughs]"}
{"text":"[chattering]"}
{"text":"[nurse] Hey, Kelly."}
{"text":"-you all right?  -Yeah, I am fine."}
{"text":"[wheezes]"}
{"text":"-Well, Okay then.  -Huh?"}
{"text":"Kelly?"}
{"text":"All things considered..."}
{"text":"I guess I'm ready."}
{"text":"For what?"}
{"text":"For the rest of it."}
{"text":"[seagulls cry]"}
{"text":"[starts engine]"}
{"text":"Ooh, baby,  do you know what that's worth"}
{"text":"Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth"}
{"text":"They say in heaven love comes first"}
{"text":"We'll make heaven a place on Earth"}
{"text":"Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth"}
{"text":"When I feel alone"}
{"text":"I reach for you"}
{"text":"- And you bring me home   -[honks horn]"}
{"text":"When I'm lost at sea"}
{"text":"-[laughs]  - I hear your voice and it carries me"}
{"text":"Ready?"}
{"text":"- In this world we're just beginning   -[both] Whoo!"}
{"text":"To understand the miracle of living"}
{"text":"- Maybe I wasn't brave before   -[both] Whoo!"}
{"text":"But I'm not afraid anymore"}
{"text":"Ooh, baby,  do you know what that's worth"}
{"text":"Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth"}
{"text":"They say in heaven love comes first"}
{"text":"We'll make a heaven a place on Earth"}
{"text":"Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"Heaven"}
{"text":"Heaven"}
{"text":"Heaven"}
{"text":"In this world, we're just beginning"}
{"text":"To understand the miracle of living"}
{"text":"Baby, I was afraid before"}
{"text":"I'm not afraid anymore"}
{"text":"Ooh, baby"}
{"text":"Do you know what that's worth"}
{"text":"Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth"}
{"text":"Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth"}
{"text":"Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth"}
{"text":"[glass cracks]"}
{"text":"[woman] Okay, my people!  Rise and shine. Get up, Stripe."}
{"text":"[banging]"}
{"text":"Hey. You awake yet?"}
{"text":"-Sure as shit ain't dreaming no more.  -[woman] Company!"}
{"text":"Something went down last night  in Her Falls,"}
{"text":"a village about three miles east."}
{"text":"We've got reports of a food store  broken into, shit stolen."}
{"text":"Locals think it's roaches."}
{"text":"[woman] Roaches!"}
{"text":"We head out in five minutes. Let's go!  [claps]"}
{"text":"Hey, so, it looks like you're getting  your first real-live roach hunt, huh?"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"[clamoring]"}
{"text":"Hey, new!"}
{"text":"New!"}
{"text":"It's Stripe."}
{"text":"Here's a little tip just in case  you get your first toe-to-toe"}
{"text":"-with one of them roaches today.  -Uh-huh?"}
{"text":"When you see one right here,"}
{"text":"try not to shit your pants.  It's only gonna piss them off."}
{"text":"-I'll try.  -Try to ignore Len."}
{"text":"His aim's so bad,  he's the only guy on Earth"}
{"text":"who could shit his own pants and miss."}
{"text":"-Fuck you, farm girl.  -farm girl?"}
{"text":"[woman] Yeah. Hunting's in my blood."}
{"text":"-Some of us are naturals.  -[engine starts]"}
{"text":"Moving out!"}
{"text":"Whoo! Yeah!"}
{"text":"-[baby crying]  -[chickens clucking]"}
{"text":"[soldiers speaking Danish]"}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay."}
{"text":"-You can speak now.  -[robotic voice interpreting]"}
{"text":"[speaking Danish]"}
{"text":"-[machine] It must have been roaches.  -Roaches, you see them? You see?"}
{"text":"-[speaking Danish]  -[machine] I didn't see them."}
{"text":"[machine] I heard them.  All the mess. It must have been them."}
{"text":"-Want a cookie?  -[man speaking Danish]"}
{"text":"-Here you go.  -[machine] They've been in the food."}
{"text":"[speaking Danish]"}
{"text":"[machine] We'll have to destroy  everything they left."}
{"text":"No one will eat it."}
{"text":"[woman] We can replace that, okay?"}
{"text":"[machine interprets]"}
{"text":"[man speaking Danish]"}
{"text":"[machine] They destroyed the cooler.  Broke it and took the parts."}
{"text":"The cooler?  They stole parts from the cooler?"}
{"text":"[machine interprets]"}
{"text":"-Which way did they go?  -[machine interprets]"}
{"text":"[speaks Danish]"}
{"text":"[machine] There were footprints  in the dirt leading that way."}
{"text":"-Parn Heidekker.  -[machine beeps]"}
{"text":"-Parn Heidekker.  -[machine beeps]"}
{"text":"-Heidekker? Is that a name?  -[machine interprets]"}
{"text":"Stop them coming. Please, you must stop."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"I have child who is scared."}
{"text":"I will. I promise."}
{"text":"[whispering in Danish]"}
{"text":"[woman] Stripe!"}
{"text":"[whispering continues]"}
{"text":"Okay. Our friend here thinks  that the roaches"}
{"text":"went in the direction  of Parn Heidekker's place."}
{"text":"Local oddball, seems to be some kind  of religious freak."}
{"text":"Anderson, Hague, I want you  to stay here and help them torch the food,"}
{"text":"keep them calm and reassured."}
{"text":"The rest of you,  we're gonna drop in on Heidekker."}
{"text":"Ask some questions,  sniff around the place."}
{"text":"If there's roaches,  we show we're ready for them. Let's go."}
{"text":"So Mr. Heidekker is not exactly  what you call a socialite or a mingler."}
{"text":"Seems like mental health issues."}
{"text":"He's got some interesting views  on roaches, by all accounts."}
{"text":"I'm putting his info  in your Mass system now."}
{"text":"Been complaints lodged against him  going months back."}
{"text":"Locals claim that he let roaches  cross his land, left food out for them."}
{"text":"Could be just shit talk  from the local villagers though so..."}
{"text":"Yo, how many roaches  we got left out here?"}
{"text":"A couple of thousand?  A couple of hundred, if that?"}
{"text":"I mean, back home we had millions, man."}
{"text":"It only took two years  to get shit back on track."}
{"text":"Out here you got rustic fucks  throwing them scraps."}
{"text":"No wonder it's taken so long  to mop shit up."}
{"text":"But how can anyone be dumb enough  to help a fucking roach?"}
{"text":"Hell, yeah."}
{"text":"[whirring]"}
{"text":"Portals front and rear."}
{"text":"Windows blacked out."}
{"text":"Chimney smoke. Someone's home."}
{"text":"Lennard, you use the boomer."}
{"text":"[cocks gun]"}
{"text":"[cocks gun]"}
{"text":"Okay, Mass check. Everyone got the layout?"}
{"text":"-[woman] Check.  -[man] Check."}
{"text":"Check."}
{"text":"[woman] Aikin, Valcon, Coach,  you check the outbuildings here."}
{"text":"Take them one at a time and slow."}
{"text":"Stripe, Raiman,  you come with me and Lennard."}
{"text":"We go in here."}
{"text":"Len and I will talk to Heidekker,  you check the rest of the house."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"Optimal outcome, no shots fired."}
{"text":"Except on a roach."}
{"text":"-[woman] Except on a roach.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"[lock turns]"}
{"text":"-[woman] Morning, sir.  -[machine interprets]"}
{"text":"There's no need for this.  I speak your language."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"-What Is it you want?  -Just to talk."}
{"text":"That's what we're doing."}
{"text":"Be a little more neighbourly  if we did it inside."}
{"text":"Check the upstairs rooms."}
{"text":"[woman] Relax. I'm not your enemy."}
{"text":"Where are they?"}
{"text":"Where are who?"}
{"text":"You know, we got a whole bunch"}
{"text":"of frightened, angry people  in that village."}
{"text":"Roaches have been breaking  into the food stores, stealing supplies."}
{"text":"You know anything about that?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"[woman]  See, it's not just what they stole."}
{"text":"All that food left is gonna be destroyed."}
{"text":"-No one's gonna eat it.  -[whispers] Stripe."}
{"text":"[woman]  Makes life harder for everyone."}
{"text":"Cross on the wall there.  You got principles."}
{"text":"Think all life is sacred. And I get it."}
{"text":"I agree. All life is sacred so..."}
{"text":"you even got to protect the roaches.  Right?"}
{"text":"It's not their fault they're like that.  They didn't ask for this."}
{"text":"I get it. We get it."}
{"text":"-[door bangs]  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"-[door bangs]  -[bird squawks]"}
{"text":"[woman] There's shit  in their blood that made them that way."}
{"text":"The sickness they're carrying."}
{"text":"That doesn't care about  the sanctity of life"}
{"text":"or the pain  about who else is gonna suffer."}
{"text":"We don't stop the roaches,  in five, ten, 20 years from now,"}
{"text":"you're still gonna get kids born that way,  and then they're gonna breed."}
{"text":"Bingo."}
{"text":"[woman]  And so it goes on. That cycle of pain."}
{"text":"That sickness,  and it could have been avoided."}
{"text":"Fucking roach nest."}
{"text":"You check in there. I'll take the stairs."}
{"text":"[woman] Every roach you save today,"}
{"text":"you condemn God knows how many people   to despair and misery tomorrow."}
{"text":"You can't still see them as human."}
{"text":"Understandable sentiment, granted,  but it's misguided."}
{"text":"We gotta take them out if humankind  is gonna carry on in this world."}
{"text":"That's just the hard truth."}
{"text":"Gotta make sacrifices."}
{"text":"[screaming and snarling]"}
{"text":"[high-pitched whistling]"}
{"text":"-[gunshot]  -[screaming]"}
{"text":"What the fuck?"}
{"text":"-[slashing sound]  -[screeching]"}
{"text":"[grunting]"}
{"text":"[snarling]"}
{"text":"[screaming]"}
{"text":"[grunts]"}
{"text":"[screeching]"}
{"text":"-Help me out here! [grunts]  -[growling]"}
{"text":"-[clattering]  -[screams]"}
{"text":"[yells]"}
{"text":"[snarling]"}
{"text":"[gunshots]"}
{"text":"Fuck!"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[yells]"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[shrieking]"}
{"text":"[high-pitched whistling]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"-[crunching sound]  -[animal-like howling]"}
{"text":"[screeches]"}
{"text":"[screeching stops]"}
{"text":"[grunting]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[high-pitched whistling]"}
{"text":"[Raiman]   Try to shame me and still I'll care"}
{"text":"[Heidekker speaking foreign language]"}
{"text":"You can run around, even put me down"}
{"text":"[speaking foreign language]"}
{"text":"I'll still be there for you"}
{"text":"[woman] Rai!"}
{"text":"We gotta listen to Mr. Sunday School  all the way back to base?"}
{"text":"You can cover your ears."}
{"text":"Yeah, or, uh....  I'll just hit permanent mute."}
{"text":"[woman] Lower your weapon."}
{"text":"[Raiman]  Roach lover counts as a kill too, right?"}
{"text":"[Stripe] He's a civ, right?"}
{"text":"You shoot a civ, that's gonna stay  with you the rest of your life."}
{"text":"Yo, Stripe, why don't you, uh...  pull the stick out of your ass?"}
{"text":"Because I'm fucking with him, not you."}
{"text":"I guess I had you both going, right?"}
{"text":"All right!"}
{"text":"Let's torch the place."}
{"text":"[high-pitched whistling]"}
{"text":"[Raiman] Hey, you okay, man?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"[bird squawks]"}
{"text":"-I heard you popped one in there.  -Two."}
{"text":"Wait, two?"}
{"text":"-I got another one, with my knife.  -[laughs] With your knife? Holy shit!"}
{"text":"-Pretty good, right?  -Yeah, you fucking Terminator."}
{"text":"Damn! First time out, he gets two."}
{"text":"[man] You lucky motherfucker, man."}
{"text":"Sweet dreams for this asshole."}
{"text":"[Raiman] Gonna get a treat tonight."}
{"text":"[Raiman] Whoo-hoo! Whoo!"}
{"text":"[echoes] I love you."}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[rattling]"}
{"text":"-[rattling]  -[high-pitched whistling]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"-[gunshot]  -Whoa! Miss Sharp Shooter."}
{"text":"Patronising fuck!"}
{"text":"Ruthless! You're the Grim Reaper."}
{"text":"Yeah, well, no roach gets away next time."}
{"text":"Are you still sweating that?"}
{"text":"Well, I grew up tracking deer.  You never give up."}
{"text":"I don't like it when they get away."}
{"text":"Nice."}
{"text":"Yeah,  if that fucker made it to the forest,"}
{"text":"probably made it to the border,  gone for good."}
{"text":"Yeah. It's all right for you."}
{"text":"You popped two of 'em."}
{"text":"It's been a while for me."}
{"text":"You know, the gal is getting twitchy."}
{"text":"Come on, Rai."}
{"text":"You sleep good?"}
{"text":"Yeah, I slept OK."}
{"text":"What, that's all you're gonna give me?"}
{"text":"Okay? You know, if I got two in one go,"}
{"text":"I would want to come for like an hour!"}
{"text":"All right, shut up. [groans]"}
{"text":"All right."}
{"text":"Ah! That's the way."}
{"text":"-[high-pitched whistling]  -[gunshot]"}
{"text":"[grunts]"}
{"text":"[Raiman] Hey, you okay, man?"}
{"text":"Yeah, think I'm tired is all."}
{"text":"Uh-huh?  All right, so you did have a good night."}
{"text":"[scoffs]"}
{"text":"[basketball bouncing]"}
{"text":"[woman] 39, 40, 41...."}
{"text":"42..."}
{"text":"43, 44, 45, 46,"}
{"text":"47, 48, 49,"}
{"text":"50, 51, 52,"}
{"text":"53, 54, 55,"}
{"text":"56, 57, 58, 59..."}
{"text":"[high-pitched whistling]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[woman] Strong and pure."}
{"text":"Strong and pure."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[soldiers chant]"}
{"text":"-Hey, Stripe, you okay?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"I mean, I... don't know."}
{"text":"I feel a little off."}
{"text":"I mean, I ain't sick or nothing.  It's just, uh..."}
{"text":"Report to the sick bay."}
{"text":"[man] Running diagnostic."}
{"text":"What do you see?"}
{"text":"A cube."}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"-Rotating?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"-And now?  -a tree."}
{"text":"-Like an apple tree.  -Touch the apples for me."}
{"text":"Full marks."}
{"text":"-So you say you had Like a headache?  -Yeah, but Just quick."}
{"text":"Nothing big, just..."}
{"text":"Well, everything looks okay."}
{"text":"No sign of any malfunction  or dropout with your Mass implant."}
{"text":"And physically,  you're in exemplary shape."}
{"text":"You've just seen combat,  you can expect some sort of side effect."}
{"text":"There was this, uh... this thing..."}
{"text":"with a light on it at the farmhouse."}
{"text":"-Roach had it.  -a Roach had it?"}
{"text":"-Kind of Like a flashlight.  -Flashlight?"}
{"text":"Kinda."}
{"text":"I don't know."}
{"text":"Seriously, you're fine. Your Mass is fine.  Blood's fine. It's all fine."}
{"text":"Okay. Yeah."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"Maybe you should speak to Arquette."}
{"text":"Who's Arquette?"}
{"text":"So, you must be Koinanchey?"}
{"text":"Koinange. Folks call me Stripe."}
{"text":"Why would they call you that?"}
{"text":"Couldn't pronounce Koinange either,  I guess."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"-That's funny.  -Thank you."}
{"text":"At ease, son. Sit down."}
{"text":"So you recently logged your first kills?"}
{"text":"-Two roaches?  -Uh-huh."}
{"text":"First time out. It's impressive."}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess."}
{"text":"So what happened?"}
{"text":"-What, with the kills?  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"Oh. I'm in this, uh... farmhouse."}
{"text":"There's this, like,  hidden room or something."}
{"text":"We go in and there they are."}
{"text":"First one, I just... It was automatic.  Just pop-pop, you know?"}
{"text":"Right. Just like in training."}
{"text":"[Stripe] Yeah, just like that, yeah. Yeah."}
{"text":"-And the second?  -I mean, he was on the ground with me."}
{"text":"[Arquette] He?"}
{"text":"It was a he."}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"So, this was close quarters then?"}
{"text":"Yeah, he's on top of me.  Struggling, I mean..."}
{"text":"I couldn't reach my rifle  so I had to stick him."}
{"text":"Stick it. With my knife."}
{"text":"And how did that... feel?"}
{"text":"-What, like...?  -Emotionally."}
{"text":"I didn't. I mean, it was quick.  It was self-protection."}
{"text":"I guess all I felt was, you know, relief."}
{"text":"-Just relief?  -Uh-huh."}
{"text":"It's not unusual to experience  other feelings too."}
{"text":"A moment of euphoria even."}
{"text":"Yeah, I guess."}
{"text":"I don't know,  I thought maybe I'd feel..."}
{"text":"I don't know."}
{"text":"-Something else?  -Yeah, like..."}
{"text":"Regret. Something like that,  but that just wasn't there."}
{"text":"Hmm."}
{"text":"So you'd do it again?"}
{"text":"Yeah, sure."}
{"text":"So... why are you here? [laughs]"}
{"text":"I don't know. I mean..."}
{"text":"I had a few weird moments."}
{"text":"My Mass looked like it was glitching out."}
{"text":"But your implants,  I mean, they passed every diagnostic."}
{"text":"-There is nothing wrong with that?  -Yeah, they said it's fine."}
{"text":"I don't know, I think I just..."}
{"text":"Felt like something was up with it."}
{"text":"-But there's not.  -No."}
{"text":"[both laugh]"}
{"text":"You did a big thing.  You should be proud of yourself."}
{"text":"Okay?"}
{"text":"It'll pass."}
{"text":"Let's get you a good sleep tonight, huh?"}
{"text":"A real good sleep."}
{"text":"[echoes] Fuck me."}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[moans]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[high-pitched whistling]"}
{"text":"[heavy breathing]"}
{"text":"[distortion]"}
{"text":"[heavy breathing]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[heavy breathing]"}
{"text":"-[rattling]  -[high-pitched whistling]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"-[baby crying]  -[chattering]"}
{"text":"-Way to go, fuck fingers.  -[scoffs]"}
{"text":"It seems Heidekker didn't stay silent  too long once we got to work on him."}
{"text":"He's given up a location, someplace  the roaches have been scavenging."}
{"text":"[Raiman] Well, all right."}
{"text":"[woman] It's a housing project  that's been empty since the war."}
{"text":"It's not far from here."}
{"text":"So control wants us to do recon  before we go back to base."}
{"text":"Can we hurry it up here?"}
{"text":"We ought to burn the whole forest down,  huh?"}
{"text":"Give those roaches nowhere to run."}
{"text":"[whirring]"}
{"text":"Okay, you see that?"}
{"text":"Solar panel looks cleaner than the rest."}
{"text":"And there are some cables."}
{"text":"-There's got to be roaches leaching power.   -Why here?"}
{"text":"[high-pitched whistling]"}
{"text":"Christ knows."}
{"text":"All right."}
{"text":"Better dial it in."}
{"text":"[groans quietly]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"Control. This is Medina."}
{"text":"Positive ID. Signs of activity here  at the housing project location."}
{"text":"Sighted one solar panel, looks  recently wiped clean and some cabling."}
{"text":"-Roger so far.  -[sniffing]"}
{"text":"-you all right there?  -Smell the grass."}
{"text":"We can't usually smell nothing."}
{"text":"-You ever noticed that?  -[Raiman] No, I never noticed that."}
{"text":"[Medina] Requesting course of action."}
{"text":"Didn't read. Please repeat."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"Control says we should fall back  and await comm--"}
{"text":"-[gunfire]  -[Raiman] Shit!"}
{"text":"[gunshot]"}
{"text":"Medina."}
{"text":"[gunshot]"}
{"text":"-[gunshot]  -Oh!"}
{"text":"Medina. [panting]"}
{"text":"Stripe, get back! She's dead. Come on!"}
{"text":"[Stripe whimpers]"}
{"text":"Okay. Ready? Cover me."}
{"text":"Rai! Rai, come on."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"[whirring]"}
{"text":"Oh, fucking roach got a rifle.  Jesus Christ."}
{"text":"Fuck. Piece of shit."}
{"text":"Okay, Stripe."}
{"text":"Stripe, come on. Get it together, dude."}
{"text":"He fired six shots.  His rifle looks old, bolt action."}
{"text":"-Should take him ten seconds to reload.  -We go in?"}
{"text":"We go in and take him out.  Are you with me?"}
{"text":"-I'm with you.  -Let's go!"}
{"text":"-[gunfire]  -Follow me!"}
{"text":"[Raiman]  Ready? Okay, three, two, one. Cover me."}
{"text":"[high-pitched whistling]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[Stripe groans, panting]"}
{"text":"-[gunshot]  -Come on, man! What the fuck?"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"What the fuck is this shit?"}
{"text":"Let's go."}
{"text":"[Raiman] Stripe!"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[door creaks]"}
{"text":"-[screams]  -Whoa, whoa! It's okay. Hey. Hey."}
{"text":"-[wails]  -Calm down. Calm down. Calm down."}
{"text":"It's okay. It's okay.  I'm not gonna hurt you."}
{"text":"I'm not gonna hurt you. Okay?"}
{"text":"-Go on, get out of here. Go on.  -[panting]"}
{"text":"It's not safe. There's roaches here."}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"Go on. Get."}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[gunshot]"}
{"text":"[gun cocks]"}
{"text":"[Raiman] Come on!"}
{"text":"-Rai, what did you do?  -[Raiman] Shut up! Come on!"}
{"text":"What did you do, Rai?"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[gunshot]"}
{"text":"[Raiman] Got ya."}
{"text":"[door bangs]"}
{"text":"[animal-like roaring]"}
{"text":"[gunfire]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"-[screaming]  -Rai!"}
{"text":"-[screaming]  -[gunfire]"}
{"text":"-[gunfire]   -[screaming]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[speaks Danish]"}
{"text":"-[woman] No!  -[yells]"}
{"text":"-Run!  -What the fuck are you doing?"}
{"text":"-You're killing them!  -They're roaches! [yells]"}
{"text":"You're fucking killing them, Rai!  Fuck you!"}
{"text":"What the fuck's wrong with you, man?  You got some blown shit."}
{"text":"-Pull it together!  -No."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"-[gunshot]  -[groans]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[panting] Are you all right?"}
{"text":"You gotta get out of here. Come on."}
{"text":"Come on!"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[grunts]"}
{"text":"Fuck!"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"You better run."}
{"text":"[wincing]"}
{"text":"Shh. Shh."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[wind blowing]"}
{"text":"[both gasp]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"Here."}
{"text":"I'm all right."}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"You see me as I am."}
{"text":"Of course I see you."}
{"text":"You don't see roach?"}
{"text":"You ain't a roach."}
{"text":"Roaches is all..."}
{"text":"Fucked up?"}
{"text":"Roaches don't speak."}
{"text":"You just can't hear us."}
{"text":"-What the Fuck are you talking about?  -Your implants. Your army implants."}
{"text":"The Mass system?"}
{"text":"They put it in your head to help you fight,"}
{"text":"and when it works,  you see us as something other."}
{"text":"One of us, Luka,  was making a... a machine."}
{"text":"Light flashes.  Said it can interfere with the implant."}
{"text":"You're roaches?"}
{"text":"But I've seen roaches."}
{"text":"I've seen them, they're fucking...  They're like, uh..."}
{"text":"-Animals?  -No, they're monsters. I've seen them."}
{"text":"The implant made you see this."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"Fuck. The villagers... Huh?"}
{"text":"The locals, they... they ain't army.  They got no Mass in their heads."}
{"text":"They're scared of the roaches."}
{"text":"-they hate the fucking things.  -Everybody hates us."}
{"text":"Well, what the fuck do they see? Huh?"}
{"text":"The fucking civs, when they look  at a roach, what do they see?"}
{"text":"What you see now."}
{"text":"They hate all the same  because it's what they've been told."}
{"text":"[cocks gun]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[birds squawking]"}
{"text":"Ten years ago, it began."}
{"text":"Post-war."}
{"text":"First, the screening programme,   the DNA checks,"}
{"text":"then the register,  the emergency measures."}
{"text":"And soon everyone calls us creatures.  Filthy creatures."}
{"text":"Every voice. The TV. The computer."}
{"text":"Say we have... we have sickness in us."}
{"text":"We have weakness. It's in our blood."}
{"text":"They say that our blood cannot go on."}
{"text":"That we cannot go on."}
{"text":"My name was Catarina."}
{"text":"He was Alec."}
{"text":"Now we're just roach."}
{"text":"But now..."}
{"text":"Now you see me."}
{"text":"Now you see me."}
{"text":"Rai?"}
{"text":"-Rai, no!  -[gunfire]"}
{"text":"-[gasps]  -[gunfire]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"Tell me I shouldn't kill you."}
{"text":"-None of it's true, Rai.  -What the fuck got you?"}
{"text":"None of it's true."}
{"text":"[spits]"}
{"text":"-Fuck you.  -[thud]"}
{"text":"Get up. Back against the wall."}
{"text":"Get up!"}
{"text":"You want me to come in there?"}
{"text":"[Arquette]  It's all right. I can just talk to him."}
{"text":"[door opens]"}
{"text":"Thank you, Briley."}
{"text":"[door closes]"}
{"text":"Stripe."}
{"text":"We owe you an apology.  We didn't spot the fault in your Mass."}
{"text":"I got you a coffee."}
{"text":"The device you found in the farmhouse,  you mentioned it to the doctor."}
{"text":"Is this the thing?"}
{"text":"We found it on an old block  that you and Raiman were searching."}
{"text":"Looks like they reverse engineered it  from some of our drone parts and so on."}
{"text":"The light here transmits a code.  It's like a virus."}
{"text":"It burrows into your Mass,  trying to shut it down from within."}
{"text":"I tell you, those roaches  are getting more ingenious"}
{"text":"than we give them credit for."}
{"text":"The whole thing is a lie."}
{"text":"I understand why you'd say that, yeah."}
{"text":"Roaches."}
{"text":"They look just like us."}
{"text":"Of course they do."}
{"text":"That's why they're so dangerous."}
{"text":"Humans.  You know, we give ourselves a bad rap,"}
{"text":"but we're genuinely empathetic  as a species."}
{"text":"I mean, we don't actually really want  to kill each other. [laughs]"}
{"text":"Which is a good thing."}
{"text":"Until your future depends  on wiping out the enemy."}
{"text":"Come on, sit down."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"I don't know how much history  you studied in school."}
{"text":"Many years ago,  I'm talking early 20th century,"}
{"text":"most soldiers  didn't even fire their weapons."}
{"text":"Or if they did, they would just aim  over the heads of the enemies."}
{"text":"They did it on purpose."}
{"text":"British Army. World War I."}
{"text":"The brigadier,  he'd walk the line with a stick"}
{"text":"and he'd whack his men  in order to get them to shoot."}
{"text":"Even in World War II, in a firefight,"}
{"text":"only 15%, 20% of the men  would pull the trigger."}
{"text":"The fate of the world at stake  and only 15% of them fired."}
{"text":"Now what does that tell you?"}
{"text":"It tells me that that war  would have been over a whole lot quicker"}
{"text":"had the military got its shit together."}
{"text":"So we adapted."}
{"text":"Better training. Better conditioning."}
{"text":"Then comes the Vietnam War,"}
{"text":"and the shooting percentage goes up to 85."}
{"text":"Lot of bullets flying.  The kills were still low."}
{"text":"Plus the guys who did get a kill,"}
{"text":"well, most of them came back  all messed up in the head."}
{"text":"And that's pretty much how things stayed  until Mass came along."}
{"text":"You see, Mass...  Well, that's the ultimate military weapon."}
{"text":"It helps you with your intel."}
{"text":"Your targeting. Your comms.  Your conditioning."}
{"text":"It's a lot easier to pull the trigger  when you're aiming at the bogeyman, hmm?"}
{"text":"It's not just your eyes, though.  Takes care of your other senses, too."}
{"text":"You don't hear the shrieks."}
{"text":"You don't smell the blood and the shit."}
{"text":"They're human beings."}
{"text":"Do you have any idea the amount of shit  that's in their DNA?"}
{"text":"Higher rates of cancer."}
{"text":"Muscular dystrophy.  MS. SLS. Substandard IQ."}
{"text":"Criminal tendencies. Sexual deviances."}
{"text":"It's all there."}
{"text":"The screening shows it."}
{"text":"Is that what you want  for the next generation?"}
{"text":"Don't feel bad about doing your job."}
{"text":"The villagers won't do it."}
{"text":"The folks back home won't do it."}
{"text":"They don't have Mass."}
{"text":"Mass lets you do it."}
{"text":"You."}
{"text":"You're protecting the bloodline."}
{"text":"And that, my friend, is an honour."}
{"text":"There's no honour here."}
{"text":"It's just killing."}
{"text":"-Lying And killing.  -No one lied to you."}
{"text":"You knew all of this. All along."}
{"text":"What are you talking about?"}
{"text":"You agreed  to have your Mass implant put in."}
{"text":"-[laughs]  -Set up. Every soldier does."}
{"text":"We can't just embed it and feed you  a dream. Your mind would reject it."}
{"text":"You have to accept it. Willingly."}
{"text":"It's exactly what you did."}
{"text":"[man] So you see the terms  and conditions there?"}
{"text":"Yeah, that's like a whole essay, man."}
{"text":"What is that?"}
{"text":"That's your consent video.  From when you signed up six months ago."}
{"text":"[man] Basically, it says you agree  to Mass implant activation."}
{"text":"-I didn't do this.  -Yes, you did."}
{"text":"-[man] Works kind of like hypnosis.  -Yeah, all right."}
{"text":"[man] Part of what you're agreeing to  is not realising"}
{"text":"you've been put in this state."}
{"text":"If you follow me.  You won't recall this conversation."}
{"text":"That's kind of funny, man."}
{"text":"Turn it off."}
{"text":"-[man] So for you to register consent...  -Turn it off, man."}
{"text":"I'm gonna need your thumbprint there."}
{"text":"-Right here?  -[man] Yes, please."}
{"text":"That's dope."}
{"text":"[faint beeping]"}
{"text":"I didn't do that!"}
{"text":"[faint beeping]"}
{"text":"-I don't remember that!  -Just like the man said."}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"-I know you're upset.  -Fuck you!"}
{"text":"-What's happening?  -We control what you see, Stripe."}
{"text":"-I can't see nothing.  -Because we control it."}
{"text":"Give me my fucking eyes back."}
{"text":"-Let me lay out your options.  -Give me my fucking eyes back, man!"}
{"text":"-[grunts]  -Let me lay out your options!"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"Option one,  you agree to have your Mass reset."}
{"text":"All the recollections  of the past few days,"}
{"text":"including this conversation, erased."}
{"text":"No way."}
{"text":"Option two's incarceration."}
{"text":"-I'd advise you to consider.  -Fuck you!"}
{"text":"Mass is a friend."}
{"text":"Without it, you will remember  everything that you did."}
{"text":"I ain't having this Mass shit."}
{"text":"No more. No way."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"Well..."}
{"text":"Maybe you should see  what life would be like without it."}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"[Stripe] What's happening?"}
{"text":"Where am I?"}
{"text":"Heidekker's ranch. Three days ago."}
{"text":"I have it all logged, Stripe.  We can feed you everything that you did."}
{"text":"Hey, no, no, no. No."}
{"text":"Please! Please don't shoot. Please!  Please! Please don't shoot."}
{"text":"-Please! Please!  -No! No!"}
{"text":"No. Make it stop."}
{"text":"-No! Please.  -[whirring]"}
{"text":"Make it stop!"}
{"text":"-Please!  -[gunfire]"}
{"text":"No! No!"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"-[screams]  -[gasps] No!"}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"-[stabbing sounds]  -[screams]"}
{"text":"Fuck off! Stop it!"}
{"text":"-[stabbing sound]  -[groans]"}
{"text":"-[stabbing sound]  -No!"}
{"text":"You'll see and smell and feel it all."}
{"text":"Is this what you want?"}
{"text":"On a loop? In a cell all alone?"}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"[Stripe whimpering]"}
{"text":"[Arquette] We can make that go away."}
{"text":"This conversation goes away too."}
{"text":"All of it."}
{"text":"But you gotta say the word."}
{"text":"Just say the word, Stripe."}
{"text":"And it all goes away."}
{"text":"[glass cracks]"}
{"text":"[man] They're ready now."}
{"text":"[woman] Perhaps we could begin with  your earliest recollections"}
{"text":"of the events of last May."}
{"text":"Well, I first got involved on the 15th."}
{"text":"[woman] Could you move the microphone  a little closer?"}
{"text":"[feedback whines]"}
{"text":"Here?"}
{"text":"I first got involved on the 15th."}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"[woman on TV]  Chancellor Tom Pickering has defended"}
{"text":"the government's stance  on disability benefits"}
{"text":"as outrage over the death of so-called  \"Wheelchair Martyr\" Gwen Marbury grows."}
{"text":"More than 20,000 people  have signed a petition"}
{"text":"demanding the sacking  of newspaper columnist Jo Powers"}
{"text":"following her controversial article  about Gwen Marbury."}
{"text":"Conservationists have announced  another extinction."}
{"text":"The Siberian crane has died out"}
{"text":"following an unprecedented reduction  in its wetland habitat."}
{"text":"And the honeybee-mimicking drone insects  known as ADIs"}
{"text":"have been activated  for their second summer."}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"[man] Hope you're ashamed of yourself."}
{"text":"-Bitch.  -Pleasure's all mine."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[keys jangle]"}
{"text":"[van door opens]"}
{"text":"Yo Powers?"}
{"text":"Jo Powers."}
{"text":"Whatever's in there, will it detonate?"}
{"text":"That's from bakery. For you."}
{"text":"-Thank you.  -Thank you."}
{"text":"[door opens]"}
{"text":"[man] Hello, darling!"}
{"text":"[chuckles softly]"}
{"text":"Creative, your well-wishers."}
{"text":"[man] Don't eat it."}
{"text":"It's a cake. That's its job."}
{"text":"I'm going to have a bath."}
{"text":"Sail away"}
{"text":"Sail away, sail away, sail away"}
{"text":"From Bissau to Palau  in the shade of Avalon"}
{"text":"From Fiji to Tiree  and the Isles of Ebony"}
{"text":"From Peru to Cebu,  hear the power of Babylon"}
{"text":"- From Bali to Cali...   -[Jo laughs]"}
{"text":"Ah!"}
{"text":"[chuckles]"}
{"text":"[woman on TV] Grammy-award-winning  rapper Tusk is still with us."}
{"text":"[cheering]"}
{"text":"Now, Tusk,  there are loads of online videos"}
{"text":"of people trying to emulate you,"}
{"text":"but this is our favourite.  Take a look at this."}
{"text":"[laughter and cheering]"}
{"text":"It's a young chap called Aaron Sheen.  He's nine years old."}
{"text":"[laughs] That is one goofy-looking kid."}
{"text":"-[laughter]  -Not a good dancer."}
{"text":"He's nine years old!  Come on, he's a pretty good dancer."}
{"text":"That young motherfucker can't dance  for shit."}
{"text":"He should probably just give up  now, actually."}
{"text":"Don't hate on me for keeping it real."}
{"text":"That's a goofy little motherfucker,  and he can't dance for shit."}
{"text":"[woman] He is a big fan, Tusk."}
{"text":"-[Tusk] Don't hate on your boy.  -[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[woman]  Everybody's got to start somewhere."}
{"text":"[Tusk] Start somewhere?  I looked better than that--"}
{"text":"-DCI Parke?  -No press."}
{"text":"No, I'm not press. Um... TDC Blue Colson.  I'm your shadow."}
{"text":"My shadow? They said--"}
{"text":"Sorry. Call me Karin."}
{"text":"-Did you say your name was...?  -Blue."}
{"text":"-B-l-u-e, Blue?   -Yeah. It's not a nickname."}
{"text":"-My dad liked the sound of it.  -Uh-huh."}
{"text":"-Seen a body before?  -a couple."}
{"text":"-On video, I mean.  -[man] Boss?"}
{"text":"-This is Blue. She's my shadow.  -[helicopter whirrs]"}
{"text":"-DS Nick Shelton.  -What've we got?"}
{"text":"-Jo Powers.  -As in..."}
{"text":"As in actual Jo Powers."}
{"text":"Saw something she wrote the other day  about the wheelchair woman."}
{"text":"Clickbait piece. Pissed people off."}
{"text":"That article was fucking horrendous.  Even I signed the petition."}
{"text":"To get her sacked."}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"Neighbours heard her screaming  and called it in."}
{"text":"[Karin] Hell of a struggle."}
{"text":"Anyone else at home?"}
{"text":"Husband. Found slashed across the stomach."}
{"text":"-By her?  -Don't know."}
{"text":"He was unconscious.  They've taken him to St. Columbus."}
{"text":"[Blue] Her mentions are still pouring in."}
{"text":"Restraining bolt's in place."}
{"text":"-No other points of entry?  -No. But the outside's ringed with CCTV."}
{"text":"-We got the code for the cams?  -Uh-huh."}
{"text":"Okay, then. Check the recordings.  Bag that, send it to Toxicology."}
{"text":"Full autop for her, and we question  the husband as soon as he wakes up."}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"-You think it's the husband?  -I'm keeping options open."}
{"text":"Cutting the throat, that's unusual.  Thanks, chaps."}
{"text":"-But you do think he did it?  -Don't know anything yet."}
{"text":"These things are almost always  either drink, drugs or domestic."}
{"text":"It is how it is."}
{"text":"-you driving home?  -No licence. Never passed."}
{"text":"I'm sort of waiting for driverless  to go mainstream."}
{"text":"-Get in.  -No, honestly, I'll get the Tube."}
{"text":"-Get in.  -Oh. Okay."}
{"text":"-So you were in Tech Crime?  -Digital Forensics. Computer murk."}
{"text":"[Karin] What happened,  you get bored of it?"}
{"text":"Not exactly. You've seen  what people tuck away on these."}
{"text":"Schemes and kill lists, kiddy porn.  It's not boring."}
{"text":"I'm old enough to remember  when they walked around with that stuff"}
{"text":"just tucked away in their heads."}
{"text":"[Blue] Right. But now they can't help but  entrusting it to their little companions."}
{"text":"These things absorb who we are.  They know everything about us."}
{"text":"[Karin] If it's interesting,  why leave Forensics?"}
{"text":"The Rannoch case."}
{"text":"-Ian Rannoch?  -the child killings, Yeah."}
{"text":"I was the one  who cracked his souvenir folder."}
{"text":"-So you saw those pictures?  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"And the videos too. Saw them all."}
{"text":"You see something like that,  it changes you."}
{"text":"You either get defeated or you think--"}
{"text":"You think, \"Fuck me!  I've got to help stop that shit.\""}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"-I mean, out here in the field--  -What fucking field?"}
{"text":"You know what I mean.  Out here in the real world,"}
{"text":"you can genuinely prevent stuff,  can't you?"}
{"text":"You are young."}
{"text":"Maybe you're old?"}
{"text":"-[Karin] Steady.  -[chuckles]"}
{"text":"Thanks."}
{"text":"-See you tomorrow.  -Yes, boss."}
{"text":"[woman on TV] Jo Powers has been found  dead at her home in West London."}
{"text":"The veteran columnist had been  at the centre of controversy"}
{"text":"over an article she'd written about  disability rights activist Gwen Marbury."}
{"text":"The police have yet to confirm the cause--"}
{"text":"[clicks]"}
{"text":"[man] It's just the first floor,  first door on the..."}
{"text":"-Starting early?  -I asked Nick to show me the CCTV."}
{"text":"-Oh, yeah?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"No one came in or out.   Just Jo and her husband all evening."}
{"text":"-And that one there?  -Rear patio."}
{"text":"-Bust for months by the looks of it.  -Someone could've come in through there."}
{"text":"They'd have to climb the fence,  make it in and out,"}
{"text":"knowing the camera wasn't working,"}
{"text":"but yeah, could have happened.  Technically."}
{"text":"Okay, sorry."}
{"text":"You're keen to help."}
{"text":"-She just asked!  -Uh-huh."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[Karin clears throat]"}
{"text":"Um... So..."}
{"text":"I'm collating every threat  or insult levelled at Jo Powers"}
{"text":"over the previous 48 hours."}
{"text":"Say it is the husband.  That's a coincidence, isn't it?"}
{"text":"Not really.  You've got everyone throwing a shit fit."}
{"text":"Stress levels in that household  would've been through the roof."}
{"text":"That Internet stuff  drifts off like weather."}
{"text":"It's half hate. They don't mean it.  The hate in a marriage, that's in 3D."}
{"text":"That's had work put into it.  That's sincere."}
{"text":"-Yeah. I'm divorced.  -Um..."}
{"text":"Husband's up and talking.  You're gonna love his alibi."}
{"text":"[siren wailing]"}
{"text":"[phone rings]"}
{"text":"I heard Jo screaming from upstairs."}
{"text":"And when I ran in, she was walking  'round the room, stumbling."}
{"text":"She was clutching-- She was clutching  her head as if she was in pain."}
{"text":"And then for a moment, she stopped."}
{"text":"And then it was like a seizure, she was..."}
{"text":"thrashing... clawing at her own skin."}
{"text":"And she turned..."}
{"text":"[sobs]"}
{"text":"She smashed her head...  onto the desk, hard."}
{"text":"Then she-- she pushed me over."}
{"text":"That must've been when the bottle smashed."}
{"text":"Then she picked it up,   and she started cutting herself."}
{"text":"Here. She was gouging."}
{"text":"[sobs] I tried to stop her."}
{"text":"But she did this."}
{"text":"Then she cut her throat."}
{"text":"I tried to stop her."}
{"text":"She cut her own throat with the glass!"}
{"text":"[man whimpers]"}
{"text":"[cries]"}
{"text":"[Karin] Mutilated and then killed herself  for no apparent reason?"}
{"text":"I'd say the odds are against that."}
{"text":"He said it was like  she was having a seizure."}
{"text":"Maybe there was something in the cake."}
{"text":"-The cake?  -It had \"fucking bitch\" iced on it."}
{"text":"-Could've been something in it.  -Like a drug?"}
{"text":"-I don't know.  -That makes people kill themselves?"}
{"text":"He was sort of convincing."}
{"text":"-He just doesn't seem the--  -Don't say \"the type.\""}
{"text":"He's ordinary. That is the type."}
{"text":"What, so he bounced her head off the desk?"}
{"text":"-Blue.  -Held her steady enough--"}
{"text":"-Blue.  -What?"}
{"text":"-Toxicology are looking at the cake.  -Okay."}
{"text":"Meantime, let's drop in  on the person that sent it."}
{"text":"Got the name this morning."}
{"text":"-You don't need to patronize me.  -We're doing what you want."}
{"text":"-Following another lead.  -that you think is a waste of time."}
{"text":"Picking along dead ends just  to prove they're dead ends,"}
{"text":"that's most of the job."}
{"text":"I'm not saying it's a waste of time.  Just..."}
{"text":"you haven't had a chance  to get bored of reality yet."}
{"text":"Okay, that was patronizing."}
{"text":"-Is this who sent the cake?  -[Karin] Uh-huh."}
{"text":"-Have we checked her social feeds?  -I don't know."}
{"text":"\"Death to Jo Powers.\"  She posted that on Monday morning."}
{"text":"The bakery said that they're  not meant to do obscenities,"}
{"text":"so I said it was for my sister,  like just a joke thing,"}
{"text":"and they agreed, so..."}
{"text":"Not cheap, their cakes.  With delivery, it was what, 80 quid?"}
{"text":"Um...  Well, I didn't pay for it all myself."}
{"text":"-We all put a pound in each.  -We?"}
{"text":"Yeah. I'm on a mums and carers  message board."}
{"text":"I held a sort of whip-round."}
{"text":"-you crowd-sourced the money?  -Yeah, if you like."}
{"text":"From 80 other people?"}
{"text":"Look, I'm not... [laughs]"}
{"text":"I'm not being funny, okay?  I know she is dead."}
{"text":"But did you read what she had written?"}
{"text":"How much do you think she got paid  for spouting that horrible shit?"}
{"text":"I don't know."}
{"text":"-I was just using My freedom of speech.  -to send a threatening message."}
{"text":"[scoffs] It was funny, okay?"}
{"text":"And I can see if I'd done it myself,  then that would be a bit weird,"}
{"text":"but I'm not mental."}
{"text":"You wished she was dead."}
{"text":"Well, uh..."}
{"text":"[stammers] No, no, I didn't."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"-\"Death to Jo Powers.\"  -[laughs] That's just..."}
{"text":"It's a-- a hashtag game, you know,  like \"Death to...\""}
{"text":"You insert the name  of someone who's being an arsehole."}
{"text":"It's not... real. It's a joke thing."}
{"text":"And who started it? The hashtag?"}
{"text":"I don't know. I don't know.  I saw it somewhere."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"Excuse us a moment."}
{"text":"Toxicology say the cake's clean."}
{"text":"They also said:  \"Thanks, it was delicious.\""}
{"text":"We'll give her a caution.  Offensive Communications Act."}
{"text":"-Does that cover cakes?  -As far as she's concerned, it does."}
{"text":"What about the others who chipped in?  Are you going to tell them off, too?"}
{"text":"-I didn't do anything.  -Start a thread about it."}
{"text":"Hospital's discharging the husband  tomorrow."}
{"text":"We'll bring him in for questioning."}
{"text":"Blue? We're arresting the husband.  Don't wallow in that."}
{"text":"The Internet will be pissed off  with someone else today."}
{"text":"[Nick] Tusk."}
{"text":"Everyone's pissed off with Tusk  'cause of that thing with the kid."}
{"text":"He's catching a shit storm  on social media."}
{"text":"-Liza will be organising the cake now.  -Yeah."}
{"text":"-See you tomorrow.  -See you."}
{"text":"-Whoo!  - Turn a penny to a grand"}
{"text":"When I'm ready,  rocking steady for my fans"}
{"text":"Where my ladies at?"}
{"text":"-Yo! Good show.  -Yeah, that's a good show, brother."}
{"text":"-I'm feeling my shit.  -You want some of that?"}
{"text":"-What you smoking?  -Good shit, boy."}
{"text":"A'ight."}
{"text":"Damn!"}
{"text":"Eyes on, eyes on, eyes on."}
{"text":"Don't stress. It's legal here."}
{"text":"Pfft! Keep forgetting.  Welcome to Europe, I guess."}
{"text":"-Kinda takes the joy out of it.  -Tell me about it."}
{"text":"-[clatter]  -Careful! You break it, you pay for it."}
{"text":"-Always doing some bullshit.  -[Tusk yelling]"}
{"text":"-[screams]  -Tusk? Tusk?"}
{"text":"[screaming]"}
{"text":"Yo, yo! We need some help over here!"}
{"text":"[screams hysterically]"}
{"text":"-I got you.  -Get it out! Get it out! Get it out!"}
{"text":"Call an ambulance!"}
{"text":"[screaming]"}
{"text":"[monitor beeping]"}
{"text":"[typing]"}
{"text":"-[whirring]  -Commencing."}
{"text":"[rattling]"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"-Did he say What It is?   -Nope."}
{"text":"[buzzer]"}
{"text":"-Good morning.  -morning."}
{"text":"[man] She's in here."}
{"text":"So I go in,"}
{"text":"and there's not just the wound  from the glass."}
{"text":"There's a hole. Dug in.  A bore hole, like a tiny tunnel."}
{"text":"So I follow it, you know,  how deep does it go?"}
{"text":"It goes all the way from her ear canal  to deep in her brain."}
{"text":"Where I find this."}
{"text":"Nestled right in there. Looks quite cosy."}
{"text":"-[Karin] It's one of those bee things.  -[Blue] An ADI."}
{"text":"An Autonomous Drone Insect  from the Granular Project."}
{"text":"-How did it get in there?  -I'd say it burrowed in."}
{"text":"-Fuck me.  -[man] That's not the worst part."}
{"text":"It crawled right through  her dorsal posterior insula,"}
{"text":"which is basically  the brain's pain centre."}
{"text":"You're talking agony off the scale."}
{"text":"-You'd do anything to make it stop.  -Even cut your own throat."}
{"text":"-Good afternoon.  -DCI Parke."}
{"text":"-TDC Blue Colson.  -Okay. Thank you."}
{"text":"[Karin] They're so fucking fancy-looking,  these companies."}
{"text":"-Billions On branding.  -Well, they can afford it."}
{"text":"The whole ADI project's pretty much  bankrolled by the government."}
{"text":"It's why so many people  are paranoid about it."}
{"text":"Let me guess,  this is some people on the Internet?"}
{"text":"They reckon the government  uses the bees to spy on us."}
{"text":"There's a schizophrenic world view."}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"Jesus, I didn't expect to find myself  living in the future,"}
{"text":"but here I fucking well am."}
{"text":"-Karin Parke?  -Uh-huh."}
{"text":"Vanessa Dahl."}
{"text":"Please. Follow me."}
{"text":"You're after information  on our Project Swarm ADIs?"}
{"text":"[Karin] That's right."}
{"text":"[Vanessa] Any particular reason?"}
{"text":"Yes."}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"Rasmus."}
{"text":"Rasmus Sjoberg."}
{"text":"-he heads Swarm.  -Nice to meet you."}
{"text":"-Hi.  -Hi."}
{"text":"-Nice greenhouse.  -Yeah."}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"[Karin] So, your bees, your ADIs,  talk me through them."}
{"text":"Colony Collapse Disorder.   We still don't know what's behind it."}
{"text":"Bees themselves were virtually extinct"}
{"text":"so what our ADIs do  is effectively stand in for them."}
{"text":"They're solar powered.  They don't need nectar,"}
{"text":"but they pollinate flowers the same way."}
{"text":"They crawl inside,  pollen sticks to their legs"}
{"text":"and gets brushed off  the next flower they visit."}
{"text":"-can they make honey?  -Uh... No."}
{"text":"I was joking."}
{"text":"How do they know  where the flowers even are? I mean..."}
{"text":"Well, they have a sensor."}
{"text":"Like a... camera?"}
{"text":"No. Just a basic visual sensor."}
{"text":"You see,  they need rudimentary pattern recognition"}
{"text":"in order to locate compatible flora  and navigate."}
{"text":"-they navigate?  -Yes."}
{"text":"You don't... I don't know... steer them?"}
{"text":"They're autonomous.  That's right, isn't it?"}
{"text":"They make their own decisions.  They look after themselves."}
{"text":"Yes. You see, the ADIs  cover the whole of the UK."}
{"text":"We couldn't command each one  individually ourselves."}
{"text":"It's just not logistically possible."}
{"text":"No. [coughs] We simply  set the behaviour and leave them to it."}
{"text":"They even construct these hives  themselves."}
{"text":"They reproduce..."}
{"text":"-they reproduce?  -Yes. Each hive is a replication point."}
{"text":"-[Blue] It's like a 3D printer, basically.  -[Rasmus] Exactly."}
{"text":"They create duplicates of themselves,"}
{"text":"create more hives  and spread out exponentially."}
{"text":"-[Blue] Cover the country.  -Maybe you should work here."}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I read up on it.  It's impressive."}
{"text":"It is. It's just a shame it's necessary."}
{"text":"The alternative would have been  environmental catastrophe."}
{"text":"Bees were dying out."}
{"text":"So, what is it that brings you here?"}
{"text":"We think one of your ADIs   may be involved in an unexplained death."}
{"text":"Sorry? A death?"}
{"text":"Uh-huh."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"Yeah. It's one of ours.  But, look, these are not designed to..."}
{"text":"Kill people? I'd hope not.  Could it have malfunctioned somehow?"}
{"text":"No. I mean, when they do malfunction..."}
{"text":"It happens, but then they just break,  they just hit the ground."}
{"text":"What if someone hacked one and then  they found a way of controlling it?"}
{"text":"That's impossible."}
{"text":"You see,  it's got military-grade encryption,"}
{"text":"and you would need a diagnostic  controller, which is also encrypted."}
{"text":"So I would say the likelihood is--"}
{"text":"I don't know what he's saying,  but it's not the same as \"impossible.\""}
{"text":"This is every hive we have online."}
{"text":"See..."}
{"text":"These are the hives in the building here."}
{"text":"-How many bees per hive?  -Around 4,000."}
{"text":"-[Karin] It's like air traffic control.  -[Rasmus] Yeah."}
{"text":"Is that the search input?"}
{"text":"-Yeah, but, uh... you'd need...  -Sorry."}
{"text":"[tapping on keyboard]"}
{"text":"-Jo Powers' postcode.  -[beeping]"}
{"text":"Is that who this is about?"}
{"text":"-you said you Get some malfunctions?   -a fair few, Yes."}
{"text":"They smack into a car or something.  We even had people trap them."}
{"text":"You know, put them in the microwave  for YouTube videos. [laughs]"}
{"text":"And this logs  any that drop off the system?"}
{"text":"Logs everything, yes."}
{"text":"Did you lose any around here  on Monday evening?"}
{"text":"Well, I can check."}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"Just one. Went out at 1903 hours.  Here, I can replay."}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"There."}
{"text":"-That's odd.  -[Blue] What's odd?"}
{"text":"When they pass between hives,"}
{"text":"they switch from one jurisdiction  to another."}
{"text":"-It's, you know, like a...  -It's like a phone between cell masts?"}
{"text":"Exactly. It tried to do that,  but there was nothing to switch to."}
{"text":"Unless someone spoofed a hive and then  they've used that to commandeer your ADI."}
{"text":"No, you would need  a diagnostic controller to do that."}
{"text":"[Blue] What's the range on one of those?"}
{"text":"[Rasmus] Ten, 20 metres, perhaps."}
{"text":"So whoever was controlling it would have  to be no more than 20 metres away."}
{"text":"-outside the house.  -Yeah. Sitting in a car, even."}
{"text":"-Can you trace back who did this?  -Yes. I-I'm already trying to do that."}
{"text":"Uh..."}
{"text":"You know what? Uh...  It would be easier without an audience."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"You two swap numbers,  keep a line of communication."}
{"text":"Can you shut the whole thing down  if need be... hypothetically speaking?"}
{"text":"Even a short stoppage  would damage the ecosystem,"}
{"text":"and we'd need approval  from the Department of the Environment."}
{"text":"We'll need a list of any Granular staff  that had access to that system,"}
{"text":"past or present."}
{"text":"[laughs] Some were government employees."}
{"text":"Use a different font for those  if it helps."}
{"text":"Bye."}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"Nick, that's a set  of Granular personnel records."}
{"text":"Root out anyone interesting."}
{"text":"Maybe not just one.  Could be a group involved."}
{"text":"Technically we should refer this up  to the NCA,"}
{"text":"but there's no fucking way  they're taking this off me."}
{"text":"The NCA already knows about it."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"DCI Karin Parke?"}
{"text":"-Yes.  -Shaun Li, National Crime Agency."}
{"text":"[Karin] How come you're here?"}
{"text":"There's been more than one."}
{"text":"This is Tusk, last night."}
{"text":"-Shit.  -they thought It was a fit."}
{"text":"Took him to the hospital."}
{"text":"He had to be anaesthetised  to stop him mutilating himself."}
{"text":"X-ray seemed to indicate some kind  of plaque or tumour in his brain"}
{"text":"-so they popped him in the MRI.  -[groans]"}
{"text":"Yeah. Basically one big magnet."}
{"text":"Tore it right out of his head,  through the eye socket."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"Battered the ADI too."}
{"text":"Yours is more intact  so I'm gonna need it for analysis."}
{"text":"[Karin] It's evidence."}
{"text":"Two's a pattern. It knocks  any malfunction theory in the head."}
{"text":"-And they're similar victims.  -Similar?"}
{"text":"Both in the middle of online shit storms."}
{"text":"Well, if you wanna kill someone,  there's a million easier ways to do it."}
{"text":"Pull this off and you've done it  from across the street."}
{"text":"No fingerprints, no DNA.  It's like wishing them dead."}
{"text":"Fuck."}
{"text":"Fuck."}
{"text":"Guys? Come here."}
{"text":"Okay, so, um... Jo Powers and Tusk,"}
{"text":"both were being kicked around  the Internet for hours,"}
{"text":"but in both their cases,  people were also tweeting their photos"}
{"text":"accompanied with this hashtag: #DeathTo."}
{"text":"-Like our friend the teacher.  -Right."}
{"text":"She didn't know where she'd first heard  of it, but trace it back,"}
{"text":"and it looks like the first real use  of the hashtag was last weekend."}
{"text":"-By who?  -[Blue] Uh..."}
{"text":"Looks like, um..."}
{"text":"Looks like identical tweets  from a set of duplicate bot accounts."}
{"text":"Um..."}
{"text":"Automated. It's like spam."}
{"text":"This is someone trying to seed the tag,  you know? Get it out there."}
{"text":"It's like bait. This is someone  wanting people to pick up on it."}
{"text":"Check out the senders' avatar photos."}
{"text":"[Karin] Bees. Shit."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"There's more."}
{"text":"So each tweet had a sort of  instruction video attached to it."}
{"text":"-[Karin] Uh-huh.  -There."}
{"text":"\"Game of Consequences\"?"}
{"text":"It's like an unpopularity contest."}
{"text":"Pick someone you don't like and if enough  other people choose the same name,"}
{"text":"then that's who gets targeted."}
{"text":"Here, watch."}
{"text":"[man] Game of Consequences."}
{"text":"-One: Pick a target.  -[Karin] Oh, my God."}
{"text":"Two: Post their name and photo  with #DeathTo."}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"Three: Most popular target  will be eliminated after 5 p.m. each day."}
{"text":"Four: Game resets at midnight."}
{"text":"-[Nick] Oh, no.  -[Karin] Fuck."}
{"text":"Someone's holding a public ballot,  bumping off the top person."}
{"text":"-Jesus, it's just mad.  -Yeah, and it's growing."}
{"text":"Day one. 63 people used the hashtag  on Jo Powers, okay?"}
{"text":"On day two, 223 used it on Tusk."}
{"text":"-Who's using it now?  -There's-- There's loads more people."}
{"text":"There's quite a few votes  for the Chancellor."}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -Um..."}
{"text":"But at number one..."}
{"text":"is 880 people using it  on someone called Clara Meades."}
{"text":"-Who's she?  -Clara Meades."}
{"text":"Okay, um...  it looks like she was at a demo,"}
{"text":"and she took a selfie  in front of a war memorial."}
{"text":"-Pretending to piss On it.  -Nice work, Clara."}
{"text":"Yeah, it's getting near the end  of the vote,"}
{"text":"and her mentions are blowing up."}
{"text":"-Tusk isn't public knowledge yet?  -Um, no."}
{"text":"So people can't know the hashtag works.  They're using it to scare her."}
{"text":"-Yeah, but they're gonna get her killed.   -We need to get to her before five."}
{"text":"Yeah. Pulling her citizens details."}
{"text":"You're not supposed  to have access to that."}
{"text":"Yeah, I know. Just getting her location."}
{"text":"There."}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[computer chirrups repeatedly]"}
{"text":"[phone ringing]"}
{"text":"[ringing stops, chirruping continues]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[phone rings]"}
{"text":"[woman] Hello?"}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"[woman] Yeah, she is.   All right, all right, hold on."}
{"text":"Clara!"}
{"text":"Police. For you.  How did they get my number?"}
{"text":"-Hello?  -Clara Meades?"}
{"text":"This is DCI Karin Parke, Met Police."}
{"text":"Sorry to track you down like this,  but we think you may be in danger."}
{"text":"Sorry, is this a joke? Because  all this stuff I'm getting is not funny."}
{"text":"I'm not joking.  Stay where you are until we get there."}
{"text":"And keep your windows closed."}
{"text":"I'm setting up a perimeter."}
{"text":"Call Rasmus, we need him across this."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"-Rasmus?   -Hi, Blue."}
{"text":"I'm sending you a postcode and my GPS."}
{"text":"I need you to monitor the area."}
{"text":"Track my location and see if you get  anything unusual, any rogue ADIs, yeah?"}
{"text":"Yeah, great, good."}
{"text":"Look, if they come back,"}
{"text":"I think I can catch them."}
{"text":"I have basically set a trap."}
{"text":"So if they--  if they try it again, we've got them."}
{"text":"-are you Batman?  -they only just rolled them out."}
{"text":"This'll turn every red light  between here and there to green."}
{"text":"Fuck me. If this is the NCA life,  I should apply for a transfer."}
{"text":"Let's go."}
{"text":"We can take her here."}
{"text":"It's a safe house  for terrorist informers usually."}
{"text":"[helicopter whirring]"}
{"text":"[sirens wailing]"}
{"text":"[man over radio] No target sighted."}
{"text":"[man over loudspeaker]  This is a police operation!"}
{"text":"Everybody vacate their premises now."}
{"text":"Please leave..."}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[computer pings]"}
{"text":"-[Vanessa] What's that?  -[Rasmus] Someone's trying to break in."}
{"text":"-Rasmus?  -I just picked up an attempted breach."}
{"text":"Granular, they've got a breach."}
{"text":"-[Rasmus] One ADI just went offline.  -Where?"}
{"text":"-800 metres from your location.  -That's outside our cordon."}
{"text":"If someone's trying to pilot it this way,"}
{"text":"they're gonna turn 'round  the moment they see all these uniforms."}
{"text":"Clara Meades? I'm Karin Parke.  Did you pack a bag?"}
{"text":"-Yeah, it's by the door.  -Right, let's go."}
{"text":"-Rasmus got a track On them?  -Not yet."}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"It's just precautionary,  and it's only for one night."}
{"text":"Just gotta call in."}
{"text":"Hi."}
{"text":"No, not yet."}
{"text":"Hopefully never. Granular are onto it."}
{"text":"-Understood.  -[buzzing]"}
{"text":"They housed a witness here for a while,  Shaun said."}
{"text":"-Must've had kids.  -Have you got kids?"}
{"text":"[both] No."}
{"text":"No plans."}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"Up the stairs."}
{"text":"[phone rings]"}
{"text":"-Rasmus.  -Still nothing. I can't trace it."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[sighs] At least there's an en-suite."}
{"text":"-Is there nothing?  -[Rasmus] No."}
{"text":"Whoever it is,  they've masked their path well."}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"But that's not--"}
{"text":"-Fuck.  -[Blue] What?"}
{"text":"-We just lost a whole hive.  -What Does that mean?"}
{"text":"Packed full of ADIs."}
{"text":"Lost them all too."}
{"text":"-No-- Rasmus?  -There's thousands of them."}
{"text":"-Where?  -It's close to your location. [static]"}
{"text":"Rasmus, say that again."}
{"text":"Blue? Blue. It's close...  It's very close to you."}
{"text":"Text it. Text it to me.  Rasmus. Text it to-- [static] Shit."}
{"text":"Do I get to redecorate?"}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"-[crackling on line]  -Hello. Hello."}
{"text":"[distorted voice]"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"[Rasmus] No..."}
{"text":"They've got the whole thing."}
{"text":"We're not in control anymore."}
{"text":"-They've got the whole thing.  -[Vanessa] What are you doing?"}
{"text":"-Fix it! Can't you fix it?  -Shut up!"}
{"text":"[crackling on line]"}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"[buzzing continuing]"}
{"text":"-[screams]  -[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"Shit."}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"We need to go. Now. Now! Come on!"}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"Go. Go, go, go."}
{"text":"[Shaun screams]"}
{"text":"[loud buzzing]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[Clara] What's-- what's happening?"}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"-[rattling]  -[Blue] Karin..."}
{"text":"-[rattling]  -[mutters]"}
{"text":"[loud buzzing]"}
{"text":"In there! Go!"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"-Help me block the gap!  -[Clara]Tell me what's going on!"}
{"text":"You're scaring the shit out of me!"}
{"text":"[loud buzzing]"}
{"text":"[door rattles]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[buzzing and rattling continue]"}
{"text":"-[rattling]   -[screams]"}
{"text":"Oh! Fuck!"}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"-[buzzing]  -[screams]"}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"The fan! The fan! [screams]"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"Get it away from me!"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[screams hysterically]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"[buzzing stops]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[woman] Take your time."}
{"text":"I'd seen so many bodies before."}
{"text":"At crime scenes, in autopsies."}
{"text":"But I'd never seen anyone die."}
{"text":"And she was right there."}
{"text":"And can you describe the reaction  of your colleague, Miss Colson?"}
{"text":"Blue took it hard."}
{"text":"[Shaun] Uh-huh."}
{"text":"[man] I'll shut it down."}
{"text":"We thought this was one guy,  some Mr. Mystery in the vicinity,"}
{"text":"hijacking one ADI  and personally controlling it."}
{"text":"[Shaun] But there were thousands of them."}
{"text":"-So it can't be that, right?  -No."}
{"text":"-One person can't fly hundreds at once.  -No."}
{"text":"Whoever this is,  they're controlling the whole system."}
{"text":"-do you know where from?  -could be anywhere."}
{"text":"You need to fucking sort this out!  [kicks table]"}
{"text":"How do the ADIs know who to target?"}
{"text":"Could've found Clara the same way  you did, the identity database?"}
{"text":"No. That just gives you the basic area."}
{"text":"We were in the room too,  and they only went for her."}
{"text":"Facial recognition.  It's got to be facial recognition."}
{"text":"Which means the feed from their visual  sensors, that's been accessed too."}
{"text":"-[Shaun] That's not possible.  -[Blue] It's the only explanation."}
{"text":"Now look, the visual feed is secure  between each ADI and the hive."}
{"text":"-there you go.  -Although..."}
{"text":"one of the government's conditions  for backing the project..."}
{"text":"Okay. Enough."}
{"text":"We had to consent to permitting  government security services"}
{"text":"access to the visual feed at times  of quote, \"increased national security.\""}
{"text":"Which is, as I understand it,  pretty much all the time."}
{"text":"-I wasn't happy about it.  -Your lot went along with it."}
{"text":"That implies a greater range  of options than your lot presented."}
{"text":"-So they are spying On us.  -This is all classified."}
{"text":"So what did you do, did you put in  a back door and route it through GCHQ?"}
{"text":"I mean, you do CCTV, you do traffic cams."}
{"text":"So what don't you have  your fucking noses in?"}
{"text":"Look, millions of those things  flying around, propping up the ecosystem?"}
{"text":"Well, that's great, save the planet,  hallelujah!"}
{"text":"Government's not going  to pump billions into it"}
{"text":"just 'cause some lab coat says so,  and it grabs 200 green votes."}
{"text":"They saw an opportunity to get more,  they took it."}
{"text":"Total nationwide surveillance."}
{"text":"We tracked suspects for weeks  in ways they couldn't dream of."}
{"text":"-We prevented bombings, mass shootings.  -By spying On the public."}
{"text":"And keeping them safe,  which is what they want."}
{"text":"Clara Meades isn't safe, though,  is she, Shaun?"}
{"text":"Knowing what you knew,  that might've helped us,"}
{"text":"but no,  you kept your little fucking secret."}
{"text":"Okay! The government's a cunt.  We knew that already."}
{"text":"Word's going to get out about Clara."}
{"text":"The public's going to wake up and find  this mental assassination game going on,"}
{"text":"and soon we're going to have another body."}
{"text":"-So what do we do?  -I don't know."}
{"text":"We're totally locked out. Totally blind."}
{"text":"If I can work out how they got in,"}
{"text":"I might be able to reverse engineer   some means of getting control back."}
{"text":"Do the ADIs have a command log,  on-board cache?"}
{"text":"-Yeah, but that's encrypted.  -I'll need the key to that."}
{"text":"[phone rings]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"Been through the employee files,  found some POIs."}
{"text":"Bring them in."}
{"text":"Are you sitting in on these?  Granular interviews?"}
{"text":"I've got to be somewhere."}
{"text":"[radio beeping]"}
{"text":"[woman on radio] It's 7:15."}
{"text":"Three deaths have now been linked  to a hashtag circulating on social media."}
{"text":"Controversial journalist Jo Powers..."}
{"text":"[man on radio] Good morning.  Have you posted the hashtag?"}
{"text":"Is it real or an urban myth?"}
{"text":"Well, thousands have been taking part,  but how culpable are they?"}
{"text":"People are dying,  and we want to hear your thoughts."}
{"text":"Line seven, Liana..."}
{"text":"This is real, this is happening..."}
{"text":"I am happy to see her die."}
{"text":"[woman] It's not the hashtag killing them.  That's just a game."}
{"text":"Like, if you're an arsehole,  you deserve to be shamed."}
{"text":"[man on radio] Steve, line five."}
{"text":"[man] Yeah, but my point is,  someone's gotta be top of the list, yeah?"}
{"text":"So why not make it someone,   you know, who deserves it, like a racist."}
{"text":"[woman] With the hashtag, I've seen  celebrities, politicians, everyone."}
{"text":"This doesn't mean you have to sit there  encouraging people to take part."}
{"text":"The point is this is already happening."}
{"text":"And people know that they can jump onboard"}
{"text":"because nobody will ever know  if they did or didn't."}
{"text":"Well, let's just pause for a moment  and go back to that top five."}
{"text":"As we have been saying,  the Chancellor is at number one,"}
{"text":"and I want us to think about that."}
{"text":"What does that tell us  about the choice of the nation?"}
{"text":"[woman] Well, I can't say I'm surprised  that he's number one on the list."}
{"text":"He's been pretty unpopular  for quite a long time now."}
{"text":"[interviewer] But does that warrant  his place on this list?"}
{"text":"[woman] I'm saying people  don't have to think too hard about it."}
{"text":"Now that's he's number one,"}
{"text":"that should generate more discussions  and probably more votes."}
{"text":"Thanks for your time."}
{"text":"-No good?  -No good."}
{"text":"-Well, that's all fascinating...  -Shaun."}
{"text":"-But when do We shut It down?  -Tom."}
{"text":"Forgive me for being sceptical  about your agency's basic competence."}
{"text":"-Tom.  -I'm on the fucking chopping block here."}
{"text":"Number one on the list.  The people's fucking choice!"}
{"text":"Farrington's number four,  and he's a paedophile."}
{"text":"-Suspected paedophile.  -he Did it. you know he did."}
{"text":"Let's just shut it down. All social media.  The whole bloody Internet, pull the plug."}
{"text":"Just for today,"}
{"text":"at least until Thumbelina here  pulls his finger out"}
{"text":"and he actually catches someone."}
{"text":"I wouldn't advise shutting things down."}
{"text":"-But it's possible? We can do that?  -The whole of social media?"}
{"text":"-Yeah. Pull a North Korea On it.  -Well, Yes, technically."}
{"text":"-Right, so push the off switch.  -[Shaun] That's not a good idea."}
{"text":"-No?  -Not in My opinion."}
{"text":"Right, okay. It's just that speaking   as a marked man, I beg to fucking differ."}
{"text":"If we shut it down,  you'll still be number one."}
{"text":"Guaranteed to be, in fact."}
{"text":"He's right. If we let it run on,  at least there's a few hours."}
{"text":"Anything could happen before five o'clock.  The vote might change."}
{"text":"Yeah, and it might not.  What about that report? The archive job?"}
{"text":"From 1985, that memo about Farrington?"}
{"text":"-That was over an unrelated matter.  -[Tom] Leak it."}
{"text":"Tom, that would be a smear."}
{"text":"A head-to-toe shit smear,  I fucking hope so."}
{"text":"He's in his 80s. He's had his life.  Fuck him under the bus."}
{"text":"If I could suggest an alternative?  We move you to a safe location."}
{"text":"-Have you secured before five.  -Worked out Well for you last night."}
{"text":"I'll show you."}
{"text":"This next one's Tess Wallender.  She was a junior."}
{"text":"So not much  in the way of technical skills."}
{"text":"-Quit Granular for personal reasons.  -Nervous exhaustion, Yeah."}
{"text":"Worked in Human Resources  for Granular until she quit."}
{"text":"She took a photo of a guy on the Tube,  said he'd harassed her,"}
{"text":"lewd comments or something."}
{"text":"Turned out he had a learning disability  so she caught a ton of shit on--"}
{"text":"On social media."}
{"text":"-Hello. I'm DCI Karin Parke.  -Hi."}
{"text":"It was like having a whole weather system  turn against me."}
{"text":"Just hate message after hate message,  around the clock, all piling on."}
{"text":"It's hard to describe what that does  to your head."}
{"text":"Suddenly  there's a million invisible people,"}
{"text":"all talking about how they despise you."}
{"text":"It's like a mental illness."}
{"text":"Fuck."}
{"text":"[Nick] What?"}
{"text":"Shit."}
{"text":"I mean, hands up, I made a mistake,"}
{"text":"but the way people enjoyed kicking me,  that's what got to me."}
{"text":"The casual fun they had and, um..."}
{"text":"I just felt I couldn't go on."}
{"text":"Who found you?"}
{"text":"Um... Garrett, my flatmate."}
{"text":"He found me in the bath  five minutes after I'd slashed them."}
{"text":"I mean, it's crazy."}
{"text":"I'm half-conscious.  He's dragging me out of the bath,"}
{"text":"and I'm telling him to get out,  saying, \"I'm naked.\""}
{"text":"He tied towels 'round my wrists,  kept me conscious,"}
{"text":"kept stroking my hair  till the ambulance arrived, talking to me."}
{"text":"Sort of weird."}
{"text":"I think he always had a thing for me."}
{"text":"And we worked at the same place so,  you know... awkward."}
{"text":"-he Worked at Granular?   -Yeah. On the ADI thing."}
{"text":"-he was a real wunderkind. Ultra-smart.  -What Did you say his name was?"}
{"text":"Garrett. Garrett Scholes."}
{"text":"Garrett Scholes.  We need the whereabouts of a Garrett--"}
{"text":"Scholes. We were about to tell you."}
{"text":"It was buried in the on-board memory  of the Jo Powers' ADI."}
{"text":"-What was?  -A manifesto. A 98-page manifesto."}
{"text":"And check this out.  There's fucking selfies in it."}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"[man] So we're good to go?"}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"Okay, that's the charge in place."}
{"text":"Okay. Pull back."}
{"text":"We're all set here."}
{"text":"Detonate."}
{"text":"[explosion]"}
{"text":"So, the plan is,  we move you to an underground bunker,"}
{"text":"knock out every hive  within a ten-mile radius."}
{"text":"And, what, just leave me there?  How long for?"}
{"text":"It's a temporary measure."}
{"text":"How long till you take out all the hives?"}
{"text":"There's 20,000, 30,000 of them.  That would take two years."}
{"text":"Two years, a victim a day."}
{"text":"More to the point,  the environmental impact would--"}
{"text":"Fuck that."}
{"text":"[man] Shit!"}
{"text":"-What?  -Fuck!"}
{"text":"Stay back, stay back!"}
{"text":"Get back!"}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"[men screaming]"}
{"text":"Go, go, go! Get away!"}
{"text":"[men screaming]"}
{"text":"For fuck's sake, move!"}
{"text":"[static, buzzing]"}
{"text":"What's your Plan B?"}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"He was on the original employee roster,  but we discounted him."}
{"text":"He left the country six months ago."}
{"text":"We thought we were looking  for someone nearby."}
{"text":"Run a full trace on him.  Everything we can find."}
{"text":"Lunatic with production values,  that's the worst kind."}
{"text":"\"Thanks to the technological revolution,"}
{"text":"we have the power to rage and accuse,  spout bile without consequence."}
{"text":"Only by being forced to recognize  the power technology grants us,"}
{"text":"to acknowledge  individual responsibility...\""}
{"text":"Is it all like this?"}
{"text":"He likens the population to insects,  says we revel in cruelty,"}
{"text":"that it's a weakness  that should be bred out of us."}
{"text":"Recurrent theme is he wants people to face  the consequences of what they say and do."}
{"text":"-Wants to force that on them.  -The whole thing's a moral lesson?"}
{"text":"He wanted us to find this  and spread it about."}
{"text":"Well, fuck him."}
{"text":"Fuck."}
{"text":"Shit."}
{"text":"Karin. Karin. He's messed up."}
{"text":"He's put this document  together himself, right?"}
{"text":"His author name's in the metadata."}
{"text":"But he stripped out everything else,"}
{"text":"so we don't know when he's written it,  for example."}
{"text":"Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"Most of the photos are clipart   off the Internet, except this one."}
{"text":"-The selfie.  -That's where he's screwed up."}
{"text":"He's taken it with his phone,  and the phone left a geotag on the image."}
{"text":"-So you know where he took this?  -I know precisely where."}
{"text":"He's here and Granular HQ is there."}
{"text":"[phone pings]"}
{"text":"[crash]"}
{"text":"-Armed police! Stay down!  -Armed police!"}
{"text":"[banging]"}
{"text":"Armed police! Stay where you are!  Armed police! Show yourselves!"}
{"text":"Move!"}
{"text":"Left."}
{"text":"-Clear!   -Clear!"}
{"text":"-Clear!  -[sighs]"}
{"text":"[opens drawer]"}
{"text":"[closes drawer]"}
{"text":"[Karin] Lifestyles of the rich and famous."}
{"text":"There. The forge."}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[Karin] Nice one."}
{"text":"Half the drives I sifted in forensics  had scorch marks on 'em."}
{"text":"-[Blue] What do you think?  -Yeah. Looks like his toolkit."}
{"text":"-you can use it?  -Pretty much the key to the door."}
{"text":"So you can get control back?  Send the deactivation?"}
{"text":"[Rasmus] Well, I've got his source code."}
{"text":"-I should be able to bounce him out.  -be quick."}
{"text":"[Karin] Key to the door?"}
{"text":"Our guy doesn't seem the type  to leave keys lying around."}
{"text":"Well, I'm in."}
{"text":"Okay. Deactivate her."}
{"text":"-Yeah, I need to repair permissions.  -fucking hell."}
{"text":"That's weird."}
{"text":"What's weird?"}
{"text":"-[Shaun] Time's ticking.  -That file. Wasn't there before."}
{"text":"-This file?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"[computer beeps]"}
{"text":"What is it?"}
{"text":"-Blue?  -I think they're IMEI numbers."}
{"text":"What does that mean?"}
{"text":"Every phone, every device  has a unique number, an IMEI number."}
{"text":"It tethers it to a unique user."}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -But I can check, just... reverse lookup."}
{"text":"[Rasmus] Take it easy."}
{"text":"[Karin] Who are these people?"}
{"text":"[Blue] I don't know.  There's 387,000 of them."}
{"text":"Are these IDs  your spooks have been collecting?"}
{"text":"-No!Are you ready yet?  -Yeah, almost there."}
{"text":"Wait. Wait."}
{"text":"What was the name of that teacher?  Hate cake."}
{"text":"-Liza. Liza Bahar.  -Liza Bahar."}
{"text":"[Shaun] Fuck's sake."}
{"text":"This is a list of everyone  who's used the hashtag."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"Everyone who took part  in the Game of Consequences."}
{"text":"They've hoovered up their ID from GCHQ  by the looks of it."}
{"text":"That backdoor worked both ways, it seems."}
{"text":"-See if I'm on there.  -What?"}
{"text":"I posted the tag earlier  with Scholes' face."}
{"text":"-just trying to Get a reaction From him.  -Yeah, Yeah, almost there."}
{"text":"[Blue] You're there."}
{"text":"[Rasmus] Almost there."}
{"text":"Why has he collected everyone  who took part? I mean..."}
{"text":"[Rasmus] Okay. I'm ready."}
{"text":"-Shit.  -Run It now."}
{"text":"No. Think. He left us a trail."}
{"text":"-Oh, come on.  -That photo with the whereabouts,"}
{"text":"it's too big a mistake for him.  He knew we'd do this."}
{"text":"-Now we're shutting it down, all right?  -And maybe that'll trigger some endgame,"}
{"text":"something to do with that list."}
{"text":"What if those are his real targets?"}
{"text":"The people on the list.  Everyone who took part."}
{"text":"Consequences."}
{"text":"The hate figures were the bait.  The players are the target."}
{"text":"-Run the deact command.  -[Rasmus] Now just wait a minute, okay?"}
{"text":"-Run it.  -[Karin] No!"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"[Rasmus] Yeah. [laughs]"}
{"text":"Yeah, it worked."}
{"text":"[Shaun sighs]"}
{"text":"Sorry, but that needed doing. [laughs]"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"-No, no, no, no, no.  -[Karin] What?"}
{"text":"No. No."}
{"text":"-[Rasmus] Fuck!  -[Karin] No."}
{"text":"[Karin] Shit."}
{"text":"Oh, no."}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"Follow me"}
{"text":"I'll show you the way"}
{"text":"Out of this home"}
{"text":"Out of this land"}
{"text":"Fall into me"}
{"text":"[chattering]"}
{"text":"And drown inside me"}
{"text":"I know you will see"}
{"text":"The beauty of me"}
{"text":"There's..."}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"[window rattles]"}
{"text":"[window rattles]"}
{"text":"[vocalizing]"}
{"text":"[whirring]"}
{"text":"I love you so"}
{"text":"All that I can be"}
{"text":"I know you will see"}
{"text":"The beauty of me"}
{"text":"Tired are your splendid soldiers"}
{"text":"Tired are they, here they go"}
{"text":"Tired are your splendid soldiers"}
{"text":"Tired are they, here they go"}
{"text":"Tired are your splendid soldiers"}
{"text":"Tired are they, here they go"}
{"text":"[vocalizing]"}
{"text":"[woman] We're all tragically familiar with  the rest of the events of that week."}
{"text":"And we need no reminding  of the sheer scale"}
{"text":"of the loss of life that followed."}
{"text":"No. No, we don't."}
{"text":"[woman] And what became of Ms. Colson?"}
{"text":"I think she blamed herself."}
{"text":"No. I know she did."}
{"text":"She felt she'd followed his breadcrumb  trail and sprung the whole thing."}
{"text":"She left the force."}
{"text":"I didn't hear from her."}
{"text":"Rang her, tried emailing, but no response."}
{"text":"Then, um..."}
{"text":"About four months later,  they found her things."}
{"text":"On a beach."}
{"text":"With a note."}
{"text":"[breathes deeply]"}
{"text":"She killed herself?"}
{"text":"That's the base theory, yes."}
{"text":"Ms Parke, I would like to commend you"}
{"text":"for sharing your testimony and your time."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"[chattering]"}
{"text":"[crowd shouting]"}
{"text":"[camera shutters clicking]"}
{"text":"[shouting]"}
{"text":"[shouting and banging]"}
{"text":"Seor."}
{"text":"-Gracias.  -Gracias."}
{"text":"[phone pings]"}
{"text":"Tired are your splendid soldiers"}
{"text":"Tired are they, here they go"}
{"text":"Tired are your splendid soldiers"}
{"text":"Tired are they, here they go"}
{"text":"Tired are your splendid soldiers"}
{"text":"Tired are they, here they go"}
{"text":"-[man] Captain Daly.  -Report."}
{"text":"A non-federation vessel jumped straight  out of white space right in front of us."}
{"text":"-Valdack.  -That can't be."}
{"text":"My data scan indicates  a heavily armored Gorgan Dreadnought,"}
{"text":"vessel ID number 9864321."}
{"text":"Thank you, Dudani. Valdack must have  hijacked it from the Fermi hub"}
{"text":"and tracked our position."}
{"text":"-Tulaska, shield status?  -Shields 100%."}
{"text":"-Helmsman Packer?  -Captain."}
{"text":"-Prime rear thrusters.  -rear thrusters primed."}
{"text":"[Walton]  If that's Valdack, he'll rip us to shreds."}
{"text":"Captain, we have to surrender.  There's no other way."}
{"text":"Let's not lose our heads,  Lieutenant Walton."}
{"text":"[zapping]"}
{"text":"-Shields at 68%.  -[alarm wailing]"}
{"text":"Heavy damage reported,  decks six through ten."}
{"text":"Fires in med center  and major rupture to cargo bay Alpha."}
{"text":"We've got no choice!"}
{"text":"Do you want me to open comms  with Valdack's craft, Captain?"}
{"text":"-Negative.  -[zapping]"}
{"text":"[all groan]"}
{"text":"-Shields at 54%.  -There's no way out."}
{"text":"-Captain, please.   -[Daly] Not now, Walton."}
{"text":"Helmsman Packer,  take us into that asteroid gas cluster."}
{"text":"-Into the cluster?  -That's suicide, sir."}
{"text":"It is our only chance."}
{"text":"[Daly] That gas cluster is charged  with ionized pyron particles."}
{"text":"If our shields hold, we can use them  to increase our photon intensity."}
{"text":"Packer, increase thrusters."}
{"text":"[engine thrusts]"}
{"text":"[Tulaska] Shields at 43%."}
{"text":"It'll tear the ship apart, Captain!"}
{"text":"Walton, you are a Space Fleet officer.  Act accordingly."}
{"text":"-Shields at 32%.  -Valdack's not following."}
{"text":"Packer, turn us around."}
{"text":"[engine rumbles]"}
{"text":"-[Daly] Tulaska, charge photon bolts.  -Bolts charged, Captain."}
{"text":"-Fire!  -[zapping]"}
{"text":"His hull's breached, shields gone.  He's defenseless."}
{"text":"-Lieutenant Lowry, open comms.  -He's already hailing us, Captain."}
{"text":"-[Daly] On screen.  -[bleeps]"}
{"text":"Captain Daly, may you drown  in the venom of 900 Tragorian snakes!"}
{"text":"[Daly] You are defeated, Valdack."}
{"text":"Return the plasmorthian crystal  and we'll cause you no more damage."}
{"text":"You must think me a fool, Captain!"}
{"text":"I know the crystal's capabilities,  and I will die before I give it up!"}
{"text":"I gave you a chance, Valdack,  showed you mercy."}
{"text":"-Reflect on that while you can.  -[yells]"}
{"text":"-Close comms.  -[bleeps]"}
{"text":"-Tulaska, destroy his ship.  -Yes, Captain."}
{"text":"[bleeping]"}
{"text":"[zaps]"}
{"text":"-That was incredible, Captain.  -you saved our lives."}
{"text":"[Walton] I'm so sorry  I lost it back there, Captain."}
{"text":"Not for the first time, Walton."}
{"text":"And I should know by now  never to doubt you."}
{"text":"-[alarm beeps]  -[Walton] Please forgive me."}
{"text":"At ease, Walton."}
{"text":"Captain, sensors indicate  an escape pod ejected"}
{"text":"from Valdack's ship before detonation."}
{"text":"He's escaping with the crystal."}
{"text":"You want me to plot  a pursuit course, Captain?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"We'll let him go... for now."}
{"text":"-Great decision-making, Captain.  -Three cheers for Captain Daly."}
{"text":"-Hip hip.  -[all] Hooray!"}
{"text":"-Hip hip.  -[all] Hooray!"}
{"text":"-Hip hip.  -[all] Hooray!"}
{"text":"For he's a jolly good fellow  For he's a jolly good fellow"}
{"text":"For he's a jolly good fellow"}
{"text":"And so say all of us"}
{"text":"God bless you, Captain. God bless you."}
{"text":"[elevator beeps]"}
{"text":"[automated voice] Thirteenth floor."}
{"text":"-Welcome to Callister.  -Oh."}
{"text":"Excuse me."}
{"text":"Excuse me."}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"[negative beep]"}
{"text":"[negative beep]"}
{"text":"Uh... Elena, my pass doesn't work."}
{"text":"You must renew on first of each month."}
{"text":"Yeah, I know that,  but the first was on the weekend, so..."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"-[beeps]  -[doors open]"}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"You're welcome."}
{"text":"[automated voice] Prepare to enter"}
{"text":"the most immersive gaming experience  in years,"}
{"text":"Infinity, from Callister Inc."}
{"text":"-Morning, Mr. Daly.  -Helmsman Packer."}
{"text":"Huh?"}
{"text":"Uh, I mean, Mr. Packer. Nate."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"[Daly] Are you making coffees?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"Do you think maybe  you could make me one too?"}
{"text":"[laughs] Sure, sure. Uh, what do you want?"}
{"text":"Just vanilla latte. Skim milk."}
{"text":"Yeah, good call. 'Cause..."}
{"text":"[Packer clears throat]"}
{"text":"[chattering]"}
{"text":"[woman]  ...those are very, very big numbers."}
{"text":"We might just have to hold you to that.  Well, no, yes, of course. [laughs]"}
{"text":"Sure. Yes."}
{"text":"[crashing]"}
{"text":"Oh, are you OK, man?"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"I guess you didn't see my gym bag."}
{"text":"Here. Come on. [strains]"}
{"text":"-I'm sorry, bud. [pats]  -OK."}
{"text":"You left it... [groans]"}
{"text":"[man] You're gonna do it for me  and make it good."}
{"text":"You know you are a god to me at least."}
{"text":"[laughing]"}
{"text":"[knock on door]"}
{"text":"Oh. The ladies' bathroom is that way.  The sign's kind of confusing."}
{"text":"You're Robert Daly, right?"}
{"text":"-Right.  -Yeah, hi."}
{"text":"I'm Nanette, Nanette Cole."}
{"text":"Um..."}
{"text":"I started here today,  coding on the update,"}
{"text":"and I just wanted to, uh,  pass on my admiration"}
{"text":"to the person  who actually designed Infinity."}
{"text":"The procedural algorithm is amazing."}
{"text":"It's just some beautiful code."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"That's actually the reason  that I wanted to work here."}
{"text":"-You must be busy. I'm so sorry.  -No, no, it's fine."}
{"text":"-Sorry. [laughs]  -No."}
{"text":"-Well, just fangirling. Sorry. Um...  -[both laugh]"}
{"text":"[Nanette gasps]"}
{"text":"Ooh... vintage."}
{"text":"-Yeah, it's Space Fleet.  -Wow."}
{"text":"[Daly] It's a TV show. Before your time."}
{"text":"Before my time, actually."}
{"text":"But it was... visionary."}
{"text":"Is this on, like, tape?"}
{"text":"Yeah, I've got the VHS, the DVD, Blu-ray."}
{"text":"The whole thing. Seasons one to six."}
{"text":"Netflix has it these days, but..."}
{"text":"Aboard the spaceship USS Callister."}
{"text":"-OK, yeah.  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"So-- OK, so Callister is like the, uh--"}
{"text":"Yeah, when we set up the company, um..."}
{"text":"I suggested we call it Callister  as kind of a little tribute."}
{"text":"Walton didn't really get the reference,  but he let me have that one."}
{"text":"Mini-skirted damsels."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"A little cold for that in space."}
{"text":"That is just what a Bargradian  sand warrior would say."}
{"text":"[Nanette chuckles]"}
{"text":"[Walton] Bob, Christmas is closing in  like a goddamn meteor."}
{"text":"We've got customers all over our balls  waiting for the Infinity update."}
{"text":"Tell me it's gonna be up and running  before the weekend."}
{"text":"-Oh, I'll ask Kabir--  -You're CTO. Don't ask anybody anything."}
{"text":"You should be telling people things  like I'm telling you right now."}
{"text":"-I'll talk to him.  -Good."}
{"text":"-I'm sorry.  -OK."}
{"text":"-Hello.  -[Nanette] Hello."}
{"text":"Sorry, I couldn't find a good moment to..."}
{"text":"Oh, you must be new.  Uh... I'm James Walton. I run the company."}
{"text":"-[Nanette] I--  -Well, we run the company, kind of."}
{"text":"Bob here is the hardware,  and I am the shiny front end."}
{"text":"-I'm Nanette Cole.  -[Walton] Which department?"}
{"text":"-Engine architecture.  -And it's your first day?"}
{"text":"Uh..."}
{"text":"-[stutters] Yeah.  -Have you had the tour?"}
{"text":"-[keyboard clicking]  -No, I..."}
{"text":"Please, allow me."}
{"text":"[Nanette] OK."}
{"text":"It was so nice to meet you. [laughs]"}
{"text":"[Walton] Just a little bit."}
{"text":"It's a different environment  I set up here."}
{"text":"People call it a carefree environment.  I call it \"care-full.\""}
{"text":"-[Nanette] Interesting.  -Not scary."}
{"text":"[chattering continuing]"}
{"text":"Dudani?"}
{"text":"Kabir?"}
{"text":"Mm. Mr. Daly."}
{"text":"Do you have the latest ETA  on the update patch?"}
{"text":"It's just there's still  some runtime errors."}
{"text":"Well, the thing is, we could have it ready  by end of play today,"}
{"text":"but if we had time,  we could alter the trading mechanics,"}
{"text":"tweak the critical hit system,  but of course, that'd add another week,"}
{"text":"maybe ten days or so."}
{"text":"Mr. Daly?"}
{"text":"-Yeah. Yeah, do all of that, thank you.  -I'll... OK, we're on it."}
{"text":"[chattering, laughing]"}
{"text":"[number pad bleeps]"}
{"text":"[door whirs]"}
{"text":"-[device bleeps]  -[whirring]"}
{"text":"[device boots up]"}
{"text":"[Walton] Welcome back, Captain."}
{"text":"Have you located Valdack's position?"}
{"text":"Not yet, but our sensors  are scanning every star system"}
{"text":"between here and Valatros."}
{"text":"So your answer is no?"}
{"text":"Uh..."}
{"text":"I'm afraid so, sir."}
{"text":"[Walton gasps, groans]"}
{"text":"[grunting]"}
{"text":"You... are pathetic, Walton. What are you?"}
{"text":"-[Walton gasping]  -What's that?"}
{"text":"[inhales] Pathetic."}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[groans, panting]"}
{"text":"[Daly] So Valdack's out there somewhere"}
{"text":"and you village idiots  are asleep at the wheel."}
{"text":"You're not just disgraceful,  you're disgusting, all of you."}
{"text":"So can you do one thing?"}
{"text":"Can you find Valdack?"}
{"text":"I'm not asking. I'm telling you!  Understand?"}
{"text":"-Hmm?  -Yes."}
{"text":"-[Daly] Yes?  -Yes, Captain. Yeah."}
{"text":"-[Daly] Yes.  -Aye, Captain."}
{"text":"[Daly] Huh?"}
{"text":"Well, all right."}
{"text":"Tulaska, check security protocols.  If they've expired, you're in trouble."}
{"text":"-Yes, Captain.  -[bleeping]"}
{"text":"Dudani, recheck those probe results."}
{"text":"-No room for errors.  -of course, Captain."}
{"text":"-Helmsman Packer?  -Captain."}
{"text":"Vanilla latte."}
{"text":"-Skim milk.  -at once."}
{"text":"[Daly] Walton."}
{"text":"Exit game."}
{"text":"[device whirs]"}
{"text":"[device bleeps]"}
{"text":"[keyboard clicking]"}
{"text":"Hi, Nanette. You feel like  you have everything you need here?"}
{"text":"Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"-All right. That's a nice sweater.  -Oh. Thank you."}
{"text":"-[Walton] Cashmere?  -[chattering]"}
{"text":"[knock on door]"}
{"text":"Mr. Daly, got that new ETA  on the update patch."}
{"text":"-New ETA?  -Yeah, it's all good."}
{"text":"But now we're looking  at December 24th for rollout."}
{"text":"We don't patch until Christmas Eve?"}
{"text":"Well, yeah, I mean,  with the alterations you approved."}
{"text":"OK, OK. Thank you."}
{"text":"[Dudani] OK."}
{"text":"[door closes]"}
{"text":"[knock on door]"}
{"text":"-Hi, Robert.  -hi."}
{"text":"Um, I was just gonna fix a coffee.  Do you want one?"}
{"text":"-Sure.  -OK."}
{"text":"Um... vanilla latte with skim milk."}
{"text":"-[Nanette] Okey-dokes.  -OK."}
{"text":"Absolutely."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"-Well, yes, they are great numbers.  -[machine whirs]"}
{"text":"[laughs] OK. Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"-Ta-ta.  -[device beeps]"}
{"text":"Total fucking shitwit."}
{"text":"-do you want coffee?  -Um, Brushed Suede. thank you."}
{"text":"So how are you settling in?  Are you settling in?"}
{"text":"Uh, yeah, yeah.  Everyone here is really friendly."}
{"text":"And um...  it is not like my last job, thank God."}
{"text":"-Yeah?  -it was a toxic workplace, you know."}
{"text":"-My boss was a major-league bully and...  -[machine beeps]"}
{"text":"-It's not like here, like with Mr...  -Walton."}
{"text":"-Yeah.   -Oh, yeah. He's a really good guy."}
{"text":"He's a bit of a player."}
{"text":"Chuck a sandwich across the room,  he'll fuck it before it hits the ground,"}
{"text":"-but he's basically an all right bloke.  -[chuckles]"}
{"text":"OK. [laughs] Well, there's uh...  two bosses here anyway, so I guess--"}
{"text":"-Two how?  -Robert Daly."}
{"text":"Oh!"}
{"text":"I mean, well, yeah, technically. [scoffs]"}
{"text":"Mr. Daly is actually  the whole reason that I'm here."}
{"text":"-Really? Interesting.  -[Nanette] I mean..."}
{"text":"Who wouldn't wanna work under  an incredible mind like that, you know?"}
{"text":"His coding is... [laughs] It's sublime."}
{"text":"Do you have a thing for him?"}
{"text":"Daly? No, no. No. It's not like that."}
{"text":"[stammers] It's purely...  It's professional."}
{"text":"I like his code."}
{"text":"Ah. Fucking hell,  I was gonna say, you know,"}
{"text":"don't be too nice to him  'cause he gets a bit starey."}
{"text":"Mm."}
{"text":"Wide berth, that's my advice. Wide berth."}
{"text":"-OK.  -yeah."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"-There you go.  -thank you."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"-[Lowry] Bye.  -No bye. I'm coming."}
{"text":"[Lowry] No. Suck a dick, Karl."}
{"text":"[woman] Later, guys."}
{"text":"[machine beeps]"}
{"text":"[whirring]"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"[automated voice] Welcome to Callister."}
{"text":"[card beeps]"}
{"text":"[Daly] Thank you."}
{"text":"You're welcome."}
{"text":"[chattering]"}
{"text":"[Walton] Goddamn it, Robert!"}
{"text":"-Christmas Eve. Really?  -Uh..."}
{"text":"Not OK."}
{"text":"[door slams]"}
{"text":"[keyboard clicking]"}
{"text":"[typing]"}
{"text":"[electronic whirring]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[whirring]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"[breathing heavily]"}
{"text":"Hello? [echoes]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"-[distant chatter]  -[gasps]"}
{"text":"[gasping]"}
{"text":"Oh, boy. It looks like  there's a new girl in the office."}
{"text":"What's your name, hon?"}
{"text":"[Walton] Come in. Let me fix you a drink."}
{"text":"We have everything  from Bengarian phlegm shots to uh..."}
{"text":"ooh, distilled root blood  from the Cangor quadrant."}
{"text":"What's your poison? Some of this  actually is poison, so don't be shy."}
{"text":"Am I dreaming?"}
{"text":"Yeah, no, no, 'fraid not."}
{"text":"-I remember dreaming.  -[Packer] Me too."}
{"text":"[Nanette] But where am I?"}
{"text":"This is the USS Callister,  Space Fleet's finest,"}
{"text":"exploring the furthest reaches   of the known universe and beyond."}
{"text":"We are its loyal space crew  and now, apparently, so are you. Cheers."}
{"text":"[slurps]"}
{"text":"Your name? Babe, what's your name?"}
{"text":"Nanette. We've met."}
{"text":"Maybe, in the real world.  I wouldn't have no way of knowing."}
{"text":"-What do you mean?  -You'd better sit down."}
{"text":"No, I don't... I don't wanna sit down."}
{"text":"I wanna know what's going on."}
{"text":"You're on board Robert Daly's ship."}
{"text":"Robert Daly, the CTO?"}
{"text":"Here he's Captain Daly,  our fearless leader."}
{"text":"[Lowry] Yeah, you're seriously  gonna need to sit the fuck down."}
{"text":"-Uh...  -Welcome. [chuckles]"}
{"text":"You are um... Hey, hey.  You're the intern from work, right? Nate?"}
{"text":"Packer. Nate Packer."}
{"text":"Wait. So I'm still  just the intern out there?"}
{"text":"Jesus."}
{"text":"You're um... You're... You're..."}
{"text":"Dudani. Diagnostics."}
{"text":"-Welcome.  -Right."}
{"text":"-You're the receptionist, right?  -Elena."}
{"text":"-Your skin is blue.  -[Tulaska] Weird blue alien skin, I know."}
{"text":"It's fucked up."}
{"text":"Almost sort of racist."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[strains] OK. Walt, fix her something,  something she'll recognize. Vodka."}
{"text":"-Hey. So what's it like out there now?  -What?"}
{"text":"-What year is it?  -[Lowry] Don't do her head in."}
{"text":"-[Packer] What?  -What year? I... [stutters] saw you today."}
{"text":"Ooh. Did you see me? Did I look thin? Hmm?"}
{"text":"Like, wheatgrass yogurt thin?"}
{"text":"Can we not pop her fucking mind?"}
{"text":"Someone needs  to be straight with me right now."}
{"text":"OK. OK, listen."}
{"text":"This is Infinity."}
{"text":"That's what we're all inside.  That's where all of this exists."}
{"text":"Infinity, the game?"}
{"text":"Daly's got his own modded version  of Infinity,"}
{"text":"reskinned to look like  his favorite TV show."}
{"text":"-Space Thing? Space Thing?  -Space Fleet."}
{"text":"-Hence the groovy decor.  -And this tasteful get-up."}
{"text":"Infinity."}
{"text":"That's an online game,  like a multiplayer deal. This... [inhales]"}
{"text":"This is his development build,  sealed off so he can control it."}
{"text":"He keeps it offline"}
{"text":"so the custom code he's written  can't be detected and deleted."}
{"text":"Mm. Yes, it's a bubble universe,  ruled by an asshole god."}
{"text":"He..."}
{"text":"put us in... in here?"}
{"text":"Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"Drink your vodka."}
{"text":"-How do we get out?  -No, really, drink it."}
{"text":"Drink it."}
{"text":"-You can't leave.  -[chokes] What?"}
{"text":"None of us can."}
{"text":"-Because you're not actually you.  -[Nanette] What?"}
{"text":"I know it's mental,  but you're a copy of you."}
{"text":"-a digital clone.  -No."}
{"text":"No, I am... I'm me. I am me."}
{"text":"-I'm me.  -[Walton] No, not the real you."}
{"text":"Daly's created an identical  digital version of you, of all of us."}
{"text":"From your DNA.  He'll have harvested it somehow."}
{"text":"He told me he got mine  from the rim of a smoothie cup."}
{"text":"He retrieved Packer's juices  from the bathroom."}
{"text":"Man, you have got to let that go.  She does not need details."}
{"text":"Basically he's got a gizmo--"}
{"text":"I theorize an advanced  biometric DNA virtual clone."}
{"text":"He's got a fucking gizmo.  That's what I said."}
{"text":"He fed your DNA in,  he put you inside his computer"}
{"text":"and, bam, you pop up here like a Pop-Tart."}
{"text":"Yeah, we've all been through it."}
{"text":"He brings us in for different reasons,  shit we did in the office."}
{"text":"I called him out for staring."}
{"text":"I reset admin permissions  on a test build for 14 minutes."}
{"text":"Insufficient smiling."}
{"text":"-I brought him the wrong sandwich.  -OK, never mind the reasons."}
{"text":"The point is that we're stuck  in Daly's playground,"}
{"text":"and that's all you need to know."}
{"text":"This is a dream. Yeah, it has to be."}
{"text":"It's more like an eternal waking nightmare  from which there is no escape."}
{"text":"-No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.  -[Lowry] Oh, for fuck's sake,"}
{"text":"I'm trying to break her in gently."}
{"text":"The quicker she gets it,   the easier it'll be."}
{"text":"[whirring]"}
{"text":"[Tulaska] Daddy's home."}
{"text":"[Packer] He'll be here any moment."}
{"text":"[Nanette] No. I'm gonna get out of here."}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa!  You gotta stay on the bridge."}
{"text":"He controls everything."}
{"text":"-He does shit to make us cooperate.  -get off."}
{"text":"-You have no idea. I'm trying to help.  -[Lowry] Just leave it."}
{"text":"He's gonna fuck us up  if she doesn't play ball."}
{"text":"Yes, well, she's gonna have to work it out  for herself, like we all did."}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[spaceship whirring]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"-There's gotta be a way out. Come on.  -[beeps]"}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"[screaming]"}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"Lieutenant Cole, welcome aboard."}
{"text":"Crew, we have a new member of the team,  Science Officer Nanette Cole."}
{"text":"Please, take your post."}
{"text":"I believe we've finally managed  to track Valdack to an uncharted planet."}
{"text":"-No.  -Take Your post. That is an order."}
{"text":"I'm not doing this."}
{"text":"The whole thing's much better  if you let yourself get into it."}
{"text":"If you think that I'm playing along  with your Space Force bullshit..."}
{"text":"-Space Fleet.  -[Nanette] Whatever."}
{"text":"-you can think again.  -this is My ship."}
{"text":"-I am Your Captain. an order is an order.  -Then go fuck yourself."}
{"text":"Sir."}
{"text":"OK. So we're doing it this way."}
{"text":"[scoffs]"}
{"text":"[mocking] Are you gonna throw a fireball?"}
{"text":"[snaps fingers]"}
{"text":"[muffled gasps]"}
{"text":"[thuds]"}
{"text":"[muffled sounds]"}
{"text":"Oh, dear. You can't see.  You can't breathe."}
{"text":"Unpleasant, isn't it?"}
{"text":"[muffled groaning]"}
{"text":"Do you submit?"}
{"text":"You won't die, you know."}
{"text":"No one dies in here unless I want them to."}
{"text":"I can keep you like this forever  if I feel like it."}
{"text":"Forever gasping for breath  with a mouth that isn't there."}
{"text":"Do you submit?"}
{"text":"[muffled agreement]"}
{"text":"Good girl."}
{"text":"[gasps, coughing]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"Lieutenant Cole, Valdack's hideout.  Triangulate the signal, please."}
{"text":"[Nanette pants]"}
{"text":"[sobs]"}
{"text":"[whispers]  It's any button. They're all the same."}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"Well?"}
{"text":"[gasping] I'm getting a signal  from a class five planet."}
{"text":"-Rannotch.  -[Lowry] Rannoch."}
{"text":"[stutters, whispers] Rannoch B."}
{"text":"Excellent. Dudani,  prepare the transmat system."}
{"text":"-of course, Captain.  -Walton, Packer, Lowry, with me."}
{"text":"We'll transport down to the planet,  reclaim the crystal"}
{"text":"and bring Valdack to justice."}
{"text":"Actually, Cole, you come too."}
{"text":"Perfect opportunity for you to prove"}
{"text":"you're more than a recommendation  from Space Fleet. What do you say?"}
{"text":"-Mr. Dudani, transport.  -Aye Aye, Captain."}
{"text":"[all exhale]"}
{"text":"[Nanette gasps, groans]"}
{"text":"[Daly] Breathable atmosphere."}
{"text":"[device whirs]"}
{"text":"Scanning for plasmorthian traces."}
{"text":"Crystal's this way. Let's go."}
{"text":"-Nate. Hey, Nate.  -Helmsman Packer, OK?"}
{"text":"Call me Helmsman Packer. He hates it  when we don't use our proper titles."}
{"text":"OK. You got a gun, so let's take him out."}
{"text":"-Then give it to me.  -OK, one, our guns don't even work."}
{"text":"Only his does. And two, the motherfucker  is invincible, OK? Come on, let's go."}
{"text":"At least you've got a gun."}
{"text":"[device whirring]"}
{"text":"-Captain.  -[Daly] Shh."}
{"text":"We meet again, Captain Daly!"}
{"text":"[cackles]"}
{"text":"-We're trapped.  -[gun whirs]"}
{"text":"Not advisable."}
{"text":"My plasma grenade  will turn you into screaming soup."}
{"text":"He's not going to kill us, Captain."}
{"text":"He had the element of surprise.  He'd have done it when he had the chance."}
{"text":"Haven't worked out how to use the crystal,  have you, Valdack?"}
{"text":"It's true, I require  your Space Fleet knowledge."}
{"text":"But it's also true  that you're gonna give it to me!"}
{"text":"Don't be so sure."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"-Jesus. I...  -Shh."}
{"text":"Let's see how your resolve holds up"}
{"text":"once you're devoured one by one  by my Arachnajax!"}
{"text":"[roars]"}
{"text":"-Holy shit. Oh, my God.   -[Walton] We're all gonna die."}
{"text":"[Arachnajax snarls, snorts]"}
{"text":"[roars]"}
{"text":"Killing us won't make us tell you  how the crystal works, Valdack."}
{"text":"-We will never...  -[device rings]"}
{"text":"Hold on. I think my pizza's here."}
{"text":"-[sighs]  -[device rings]"}
{"text":"Pause game."}
{"text":"[powering down]"}
{"text":"[Nanette] What's happening?"}
{"text":"[Walton] You heard him.  He paused the game."}
{"text":"'Cause he's got a pizza delivery...  out there."}
{"text":"[Arachnajax pants]"}
{"text":"[doorbell ringing]"}
{"text":"Hold on."}
{"text":"[doorbell continues]"}
{"text":"[Arachnajax exhales]"}
{"text":"[Packer] Watch out. He'll be back soon."}
{"text":"Ah. That's good.  This launcher's heavy as shit."}
{"text":"[Valdack] How you holding up?"}
{"text":"You know, we're existing."}
{"text":"How you doing, Gillian?"}
{"text":"[Arachnajax grunts]"}
{"text":"Well, yeah."}
{"text":"-[Walton] Well, you look great.  -Her name's Gillian."}
{"text":"-[Walton] Did you lose weight?   -She was in marketing."}
{"text":"Yeah, Daly turned her into... that"}
{"text":"because she wouldn't play along  when he cloned her into here."}
{"text":"[Lowry] This universe is littered  with things like her,"}
{"text":"poor fuckers who stepped out of line."}
{"text":"-Thank you.  -[man] Thanks."}
{"text":"[device whirs]"}
{"text":"-[Walton] Here comes Captain Dick.  -Hey."}
{"text":"-[Packer] Hey. Hey.  -[Arachnajax growls]"}
{"text":"[reciting] I'm gonna get you.  I'm gonna get you."}
{"text":"Hey. Hey."}
{"text":"[Walton exhales]"}
{"text":"If we die, the secret of the crystal dies  with us, Valdack."}
{"text":"Oh, my God. We are all gonna die!"}
{"text":"-[fake sobbing]  -[Valdack laughs]"}
{"text":"-[Daly] Valdack?  -What is it, Captain? Final words?"}
{"text":"Over there. A naked lady."}
{"text":"Really?"}
{"text":"-[gun blasts]  -[Valdack groans]"}
{"text":"[screams, grunts]"}
{"text":"[Arachnajax whimpers]"}
{"text":"Great plan, Captain."}
{"text":"[all laugh]"}
{"text":"[Walton] Unparalleled tactics, Captain."}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"We've fought many battles,  haven't we, Captain?"}
{"text":"We have."}
{"text":"And I've been a good adversary for you,  have I not?"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"Then please..."}
{"text":"[coughs]"}
{"text":"...end it."}
{"text":"-Please.  -[gun whirs]"}
{"text":"Killing in cold blood  is against Space Fleet code."}
{"text":"-[groans]  -I wish I could help."}
{"text":"[mutters]"}
{"text":"Sorry, bud."}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"-[Daly] Take him to the brig.  -[Valdack groans]"}
{"text":"-[Daly] Dudani.  -Captain."}
{"text":"-Transport us aboard.  -Yes, Captain."}
{"text":"[Valdack] No more."}
{"text":"-[Lowry] It's OK.  -[Valdack wails, echoing]"}
{"text":"-[Walton] Hip hip.  -[all] Hooray!"}
{"text":"-Hip hip.  -[all] Hooray!"}
{"text":"[clapping]"}
{"text":"[all]  For he's a jolly good fellow  For he's a jolly fellow"}
{"text":"- For he's a jolly good fellow   -[Nanette grunts]"}
{"text":"And so say...  Oh, my fuck."}
{"text":"That wasn't very nice."}
{"text":"Today I will show you mercy."}
{"text":"-Great mercy-showing, Captain.  -Shh!"}
{"text":"Tomorrow you should reconsider  your... amenability."}
{"text":"I may not be feeling so benevolent."}
{"text":"Exit game."}
{"text":"-Oh. Fucking hell.  -this was tense."}
{"text":"I don't like tense."}
{"text":"-Drink?  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"[Dudani] So how was the mission?"}
{"text":"Wasn't too bad. Usual standoff storyline."}
{"text":"-Ooh. Saw Gillian from marketing. yeah.  -Oh."}
{"text":"There is no way  that I am kissing that asshole."}
{"text":"Then he's just gonna get  more and more pissed."}
{"text":"-How about you kiss him, then?  -[Lowry] You get used to it."}
{"text":"It's-- There's no tongues."}
{"text":"If that's any consolation,  there's never any tongues."}
{"text":"-Doing tongues is not Space Fleet way.  -Mm."}
{"text":"It's not like it can go  beyond kissing anyway."}
{"text":"What do you mean?"}
{"text":"Oh. You haven't noticed?"}
{"text":"[Walton clears throat]"}
{"text":"[Nanette] What are you doing?  [stammers]"}
{"text":"Please. Please, don't do that. Don't..."}
{"text":"Oh, my God."}
{"text":"-Oh. Oh. Oh.  -[Walton] Yes."}
{"text":"There's no genitals in Space Fleet.  This is a wholesome universe."}
{"text":"[Dudani] He must have modified  our code that way."}
{"text":"Mm. We're all the same. If you don't  believe me, take a look down there."}
{"text":"We have tried grinding our mounds  together out of sheer boredom."}
{"text":"-No sensation at all.  -Can't even shit."}
{"text":"Can't even have the basic fucking pleasure  of pushing out a shit."}
{"text":"[sighs] I miss taking shit."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"Stealing my pussy is a red fucking line."}
{"text":"-We are gonna get this bastard!  -[Walton] No."}
{"text":"-[Nanette] Yeah.  -We've tried a million times."}
{"text":"No way out."}
{"text":"Walton. Come on, Walton."}
{"text":"[Walton] Like I said, he's an asshole god."}
{"text":"Mnh-mnh."}
{"text":"Daly's smart, but he's not a god."}
{"text":"He's a coder."}
{"text":"He is fallible."}
{"text":"Kabir, what was that thing he was holding  in his hand, that scanner thing?"}
{"text":"His omnicorder,  primary communications device."}
{"text":"You said he kept his version  of the game offline."}
{"text":"But the omnicorder made contact with   the outside world when the pizza came,"}
{"text":"so it's gotta be connected  to his home system at least."}
{"text":"The omnicorder's gone."}
{"text":"It loads when he loads, and it goes  when he goes, and that's the only one."}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"There has got to be a way to connect."}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"You won't hack it. I've tried."}
{"text":"I haven't."}
{"text":"[beeping continues]"}
{"text":"[Nanette gasps] Bingo."}
{"text":"-[Dudani] Oh, that's good.  -Yeah."}
{"text":"-This is part of Infinity's front end.  -Yeah."}
{"text":"You can invite a friend  with a custom message."}
{"text":"-[Lowry] A message to outside?  -Just one. 140 characters maximum."}
{"text":"So who are you gonna contact?"}
{"text":"-[exhales]  -[elevator dings]"}
{"text":"Thirteenth floor. Welcome to Callister."}
{"text":"-Hey, Elena.  -[sighs] Hi."}
{"text":"[phone vibrates]"}
{"text":"-You need me buzz you in?  -What? Uh, no, no, I--"}
{"text":"-I got That for you.  -Oh. thank you."}
{"text":"After you."}
{"text":"[card beeps]"}
{"text":"Um..."}
{"text":"Mr. Daly, hi."}
{"text":"Hi."}
{"text":"Can I talk to you for a second?"}
{"text":"Did you just send me an Infinity invite?"}
{"text":"Wha... No."}
{"text":"It was really weird.  It had a message attached."}
{"text":"Something about people trapped  in a game."}
{"text":"Probably just a spambot.  Firewall doesn't always get them all."}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -I wouldn't-- I wouldn't worry about it."}
{"text":"You didn't open the link, did you?"}
{"text":"Oh, God, no."}
{"text":"-Maybe upgrade Your security software.  -all Right."}
{"text":"Have a good one."}
{"text":"[chattering]"}
{"text":"[guitar strumming]"}
{"text":"That's the thing there."}
{"text":"[Walton sighs] Oh, yeah."}
{"text":"Could you please, please  cut that shit out?"}
{"text":"I'm trying to make it like a hobby.  [grunts]"}
{"text":"[grunts] Oh, that's good."}
{"text":"[electronic buzzing]"}
{"text":"That is way too early.  He's only been at work a few hours."}
{"text":"[buzzing]"}
{"text":"She got the message!"}
{"text":"[stuttering] I did. It's me."}
{"text":"That's me or the cops most likely."}
{"text":"Oh. We are getting out of here!"}
{"text":"[door slides shut]"}
{"text":"[Daly] What is Space Fleet?"}
{"text":"I'll tell you what it is."}
{"text":"It is a belief system..."}
{"text":"founded on the very best of human nature."}
{"text":"It is a goal for us to strive towards"}
{"text":"for the betterment of the universe,"}
{"text":"for the betterment of life itself."}
{"text":"And you assholes are fucking it up!"}
{"text":"I did it. I did. I did it."}
{"text":"I sent the message. It was me."}
{"text":"No one else was involved, I swear."}
{"text":"I tried the carrot. Now meet the stick."}
{"text":"No, this is gonna make you happy,  Daly, 'cause you're sick."}
{"text":"And you need help."}
{"text":"[Lowry] No, don't, don't!"}
{"text":"Captain."}
{"text":"Captain, please."}
{"text":"[Lowry]  OK, look, she's new. She'll behave."}
{"text":"We'll all behave."}
{"text":"Just let her off. Let her off this once."}
{"text":"[stuttering] Please."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"-[Nanette] No! Daly, no! No, no, no, no!  -[cracking]"}
{"text":"-[screams, inhuman grunts]  -[cracking]"}
{"text":"[roars]"}
{"text":"[cracking]"}
{"text":"[roars]"}
{"text":"-[growls]  -[Nanette whimpers]"}
{"text":"[gasping]"}
{"text":"[Daly] You know what makes me happy?"}
{"text":"The look on your face right now."}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"[Daly] Dudani, Walton, Tulaska,  take this thing to the brig with Valdack."}
{"text":"Packer, find a barren planet  we can dump her on."}
{"text":"And you... can just stay here  and think about your attitude."}
{"text":"-[sobs]  -[Daly] Exit game."}
{"text":"[Nanette gasping]"}
{"text":"[distant rumbling]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[bleeps]"}
{"text":"Update patch."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"The update patch."}
{"text":"[Nanette] It's there, there."}
{"text":"-So what? It's a wormhole.  -[Nanette] Unh-unh."}
{"text":"That is the Christmas update patch  preinstalling itself."}
{"text":"The wormhole... it's just how  the game is expressing the uplink."}
{"text":"So?"}
{"text":"Daly's custom build  is still connected to the internet."}
{"text":"Some way."}
{"text":"If this is another one of your plans,"}
{"text":"just stop before somebody else  gets monsterfied."}
{"text":"No, no, this... this can work."}
{"text":"We can't get all-in access from the ship.  He'll have crippled permissions."}
{"text":"Yes, but what if we fly into the wormhole?"}
{"text":"-[scoffs] Like, on purpose?  -We'd hit the system firewall."}
{"text":"-Exactly. yeah.  -And have our rogue coding deleted."}
{"text":"-Deleted as in...?  -as in die."}
{"text":"Whether it's dying would depend  on your position regarding sentient code--"}
{"text":"We would cease to exist, that's true.  But we'd be free."}
{"text":"We'd be... free."}
{"text":"This is academic since we have no means  of getting to the wormhole."}
{"text":"There's no way to pilot the damn thing  without Daly here"}
{"text":"and he can stop us like that.  [snaps fingers]"}
{"text":"What about if he's logged in  but on pause?"}
{"text":"Like when his pizza came,  he was just frozen there."}
{"text":"Flying would be possible,  but that wormhole's a whole parsec away."}
{"text":"We'd never reach it before he got back."}
{"text":"[Nanette]  Unless we stalled him for longer."}
{"text":"[Tulaska] And that we do how?"}
{"text":"If we can get Daly's omnicorder,  we can make a phone call, right?"}
{"text":"Theoretically, yes, but--"}
{"text":"If we can get real me on the phone again,  I, um... I may have some leverage."}
{"text":"-Leverage? on yourself?  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"-Like What?  -My PhotoCloud account."}
{"text":"I know the password, obviously."}
{"text":"There are some pretty..."}
{"text":"interesting images on there that I should  have deleted a while ago, but I didn't."}
{"text":"So, we can blackmail me."}
{"text":"I'm pretty sure that I'd do anything  to keep those photos from getting out."}
{"text":"Must be pretty pictures."}
{"text":"Look, if this is going to work,  we all have to be in on it."}
{"text":"OK?"}
{"text":"[Walton and Packer sigh]"}
{"text":"Flying into certain death in a wormhole"}
{"text":"beats another 10,000 years  with Captain Ass."}
{"text":"-I'm in.  -OK."}
{"text":"Me too."}
{"text":"-Also me.  -[Nanette exhales]"}
{"text":"Well, I am out."}
{"text":"[Walton sighs]  Daly won. Daly's always won."}
{"text":"We just have to get on with it...  'cause we don't have a chance."}
{"text":"-[Nanette] Yes, we do.  -Hmm?"}
{"text":"We fly into the wormhole  and we are extinct."}
{"text":"We are gone. We are rid of his shit."}
{"text":"Sounds peachy."}
{"text":"What is with you?"}
{"text":"Don't you wanna fight back?  Why won't you fight back?"}
{"text":"Tommy."}
{"text":"-Who is Tommy?  -[Walton] He's my son."}
{"text":"He's six years old,  at least he was when I woke up in here."}
{"text":"See, in the early days of this ship,  it was just me and Daly."}
{"text":"I was his pet project."}
{"text":"He tried everything to break me,"}
{"text":"and I withstood it all  'cause I just thought"}
{"text":"there was still a chance I could get out  and see my boy again."}
{"text":"In a way, I was right,  I did get to see him again."}
{"text":"Just not the real him."}
{"text":"Daly told me what happened."}
{"text":"Back on the outside, the real me, uh...  brought Tommy to work one day,"}
{"text":"showed him around."}
{"text":"He would've loved  seeing all those computers."}
{"text":"He's really into that stuff."}
{"text":"Anyway, evidently...  Tommy had a lollipop that day."}
{"text":"That's all Daly needed."}
{"text":"He copied him in here."}
{"text":"It was Tommy all right."}
{"text":"He was alike in every way."}
{"text":"Dad!"}
{"text":"[Tommy] Daddy..."}
{"text":"You know what he did to him?"}
{"text":"[Walton] Tommy!"}
{"text":"He took Tommy  and he threw him out of the airlock."}
{"text":"-[Walton] Tommy!  -Daddy!"}
{"text":"[capsule depressurizes]"}
{"text":"-Right out into space.  -Daddy! No!"}
{"text":"And he made me watch."}
{"text":"[capsule releases]"}
{"text":"Tommy!"}
{"text":"Have you ever seen an unsuited body  compress in space?"}
{"text":"They freeze..."}
{"text":"and crack like a porcelain doll."}
{"text":"I take my hat off to Daly. [sniffles]"}
{"text":"The detail in this place is exceptional."}
{"text":"And he said he'd do it again and again,"}
{"text":"'cause Daly's still got Tommy's DNA."}
{"text":"He's got all of our DNA."}
{"text":"He keeps it in his bedroom  in a fucking mini fridge by his desk."}
{"text":"So I have to stay in line,"}
{"text":"because even if we die in here,  he can bring us back."}
{"text":"He can bring Tommy back  whenever he wants."}
{"text":"And God knows how  he'd take it out on him."}
{"text":"God knows what he'd do."}
{"text":"So, you see, what choice do I have?"}
{"text":"Walton."}
{"text":"We are gonna get that fucking lollipop."}
{"text":"[Walton sighs]"}
{"text":"But you gotta believe me."}
{"text":"Can you do that?"}
{"text":"Can you?"}
{"text":"[bleeps]"}
{"text":"[door slams]"}
{"text":"[slurping]"}
{"text":"[mouse clicks]"}
{"text":"[triumphant music]"}
{"text":"Good to see you at your position, Cole."}
{"text":"Captain, you've come  at just the right time."}
{"text":"I have?"}
{"text":"I'm picking up a distress signal  from the surface of Skillane IV."}
{"text":"Looks like a crashed shuttle."}
{"text":"What should we do?"}
{"text":"Space Fleet never turns its back  on those who need our help."}
{"text":"-Dudani, set a course for Skillane IV.  -Aye Aye, sir."}
{"text":"We'll send a search party.  Packer, Tulaska--"}
{"text":"Actually, Captain, I was thinking  maybe you could take me alone."}
{"text":"As science officer,  I need to learn the ropes,"}
{"text":"and I could use your close attention."}
{"text":"Good."}
{"text":"Yes, good idea."}
{"text":"[Nanette exhales]"}
{"text":"[omnicorder whirs]"}
{"text":"[Daly] Atmosphere's good."}
{"text":"[omnicorder clicking]"}
{"text":"[Daly] Over there."}
{"text":"[Daly] From here,  the shuttle appears to be deserted."}
{"text":"We'll scout the area,  check for any life forms. Daly out."}
{"text":"Cole, we should head out this way. Cole..."}
{"text":"[Nanette]  It's kind of hot here, don't you think?"}
{"text":"Oh, my God."}
{"text":"[Daly] What are you doing, Cole?"}
{"text":"[Nanette]  The water looks so inviting, doesn't it?"}
{"text":"[Daly] What are you talking about?"}
{"text":"[Nanette] Come on, Robert."}
{"text":"-Ooh!  -[splashes]"}
{"text":"Oh, the water is great. [laughs]"}
{"text":"Swimming is a leisure activity."}
{"text":"We're on Space Fleet duty."}
{"text":"You know what?"}
{"text":"We could always say  that I started drowning"}
{"text":"and you had to come in and rescue me."}
{"text":"Yeah?"}
{"text":"Oh, what about that? [laughs]"}
{"text":"Come on. Come on in."}
{"text":"[laughs] I... Cole."}
{"text":"-[laughs] Come on.  -Cole."}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"Come on in, my big captain."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"[Nanette] Come on."}
{"text":"Are you gonna take all day?"}
{"text":"[Daly] OK."}
{"text":"-OK, I'm coming in.  -[Nanette giggles]"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"OK, gotta patch it in."}
{"text":"[keyboard beeps]"}
{"text":"[Dudani] It worked. I'm connected."}
{"text":"-gonna access her PhotoCloud account.  -you remember That password?"}
{"text":"Uppercase Y998, lowercase gb7,  uppercase TY ampersand 4."}
{"text":"Secure choice."}
{"text":"[sighs] There are thousands of images.  This could take a while."}
{"text":"Boring life."}
{"text":"[scrolling]"}
{"text":"[scrolling]"}
{"text":"Goddamn."}
{"text":"That is... gymnastic physique."}
{"text":"It's nice... nice bedding."}
{"text":"[scrolling]"}
{"text":"Oh. OK, should I keep scrolling?"}
{"text":"Any of the last nine would do."}
{"text":"Ow!"}
{"text":"-[laughs] Thank you.  -Pleasure."}
{"text":"-Um, are you heading out for the night?  -Yes."}
{"text":"Because it's Christmas Eve and we've got  ten days off work to recover from it."}
{"text":"Go home."}
{"text":"-I will. I just have to finish--  -Yeah, whatever. Merry Christmas, loser."}
{"text":"[laughs] Yeah. OK, Merry Christmas."}
{"text":"[clears throat]"}
{"text":"[phone vibrates]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"Oh, my God."}
{"text":"Elliott, you fucking asshole."}
{"text":"[phone vibrates]"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"[robotic voice] Nanette Cole,  we've hacked your PhotoCloud account"}
{"text":"and have control of the entire contents  of your photo gallery."}
{"text":"Who is this? Um..."}
{"text":"[stutters] What do you want?"}
{"text":"What we want is for you to do  exactly as instructed"}
{"text":"or your entire gallery"}
{"text":"will be shared  with your friends and your family."}
{"text":"And PornHub."}
{"text":"[Nanette] OK, yeah."}
{"text":"[stuttering]   I'll do what you want, anything."}
{"text":"I'll do anything."}
{"text":"Then listen carefully.  We don't have much time."}
{"text":"Stand up, get your coat  and follow our instructions."}
{"text":"[Nanette] OK."}
{"text":"[giggling]"}
{"text":"-[Daly] Where are we going?  -We're just swimming."}
{"text":"It's nice, right?"}
{"text":"-[Daly] Yes.  -Yeah. [laughs]"}
{"text":"We should probably head back."}
{"text":"Help! [screams]  Something grabbed me, I think."}
{"text":"No, it didn't. I don't think anything did.  I'm sorry."}
{"text":"I think I imagined it. [laughs] So stupid."}
{"text":"[Daly] That's funny..."}
{"text":"-That's funny. [laughs]  -[Nanette] Yeah, it is funny. It's funny."}
{"text":"[both laugh]"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"Easy, Cole."}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"-All right, I'm in position.  -OK, we're gonna hang up now."}
{"text":"Make the phone call. Be sure to complete  the rest of your mission."}
{"text":"-I will.  -you better."}
{"text":"-[call ends]  -[Dudani] OK, I'll send it back down."}
{"text":"[Nanette laughs]"}
{"text":"Oh! Hi. [giggles]"}
{"text":"[Nanette] This is fucking crazy."}
{"text":"[line ringing]"}
{"text":"Fenzi's."}
{"text":"[whispering]  Yes, I'd like to order a pizza."}
{"text":"Sure. What do you want?"}
{"text":"[doorbell rings]"}
{"text":"[omnicorder rings]"}
{"text":"Oop."}
{"text":"I guess you'd better get that."}
{"text":"See who..."}
{"text":"[omnicorder rings]"}
{"text":"-Hold on.  -yeah."}
{"text":"[doorbell ringing]"}
{"text":"[knock on door]"}
{"text":"-It's the door.  -[Nanette] Oh, OK."}
{"text":"[ringing]"}
{"text":"-Pause game.  -[whirring]"}
{"text":"[knock on door]"}
{"text":"[doorbell rings]"}
{"text":"[omnicorder beeps]"}
{"text":"-Dudani, pick me up.  -you got it. Stand by."}
{"text":"[doorbell rings]"}
{"text":"-[Daly] Coming.  -[Nanette gasps]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"-Hello?  -Uh, pizza."}
{"text":"I didn't order a pizza."}
{"text":"OK, look, someone did, OK?  So do you want it or not? Because..."}
{"text":"-I can't take it back.  -[bag unzips]"}
{"text":"[whispers] What the hell am I doing?"}
{"text":"-[Daly] All right!  -[door buzzes]"}
{"text":"[panting] OK."}
{"text":"-That's the signal. She's got the DNA.  -[jacket zipping]"}
{"text":"All of it. Tommy too."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"Packer, we ready to fly?"}
{"text":"Uh-huh."}
{"text":"Well?"}
{"text":"You're supposed to say something  like \"engage\" or \"increase thrust.\""}
{"text":"-Just fucking go.  -[engines revving]"}
{"text":"There you go.  So I got it here in under ten."}
{"text":"There's supposed to be 30 in it for me."}
{"text":"Yeah. What's happening?  The door is closing. Hello?"}
{"text":"Hello? Hello?"}
{"text":"[panting] Shit..."}
{"text":"Come on, man."}
{"text":"Hello? Come on, man, you promised."}
{"text":"[number pad beeps]"}
{"text":"[scoffs]"}
{"text":"-Nice. Nice. Merry Christmas, asshole!  -[thud]"}
{"text":"[scoffs]"}
{"text":"[muttering]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"Resume game."}
{"text":"Resume game."}
{"text":"Can't we go any faster? That dud disk  isn't gonna fool him forever."}
{"text":"The update is gonna complete before long  and that means bye-bye, wormhole."}
{"text":"The only quicker route  is through that asteroid belt there."}
{"text":"-Let's go that way.  -No, it's way too dense."}
{"text":"If the ship broke up we wouldn't die,  we'd just be left in space."}
{"text":"Until Daly works out what's happening.  Then he'll find us and he'll fuck us over."}
{"text":"[clattering]"}
{"text":"-Resume game.  -[device beeps]"}
{"text":"Lieutenant Cole, we should head..."}
{"text":"Cole?"}
{"text":"Daly to bridge. What's going on?"}
{"text":"-shit. He has a backup disk.  -Come in, bridge."}
{"text":"No, don't answer him."}
{"text":"Dudani?"}
{"text":"God damn it."}
{"text":"The wormhole, it's decreasing in size."}
{"text":"Upload must be in the last few percent."}
{"text":"Damn it, Packer,  we are gonna have to go through the belt."}
{"text":"Do you think that you can do that?"}
{"text":"-think I can try.  -OK."}
{"text":"[engine revving]"}
{"text":"-Ship's computer on.  -Computer, where's the USS Callister?"}
{"text":"USS Callister is on course."}
{"text":"-on course for where?  -the wormhole."}
{"text":"-What wormhole?  -the update vortex."}
{"text":"Sons of bitches!"}
{"text":"-Prepare for takeoff.  -[whirring]"}
{"text":"I've got a heat signature. Looks like  a shuttle took off from Skillane IV."}
{"text":"Oh, God, it's Daly."}
{"text":"[all groan]"}
{"text":"Shields at 86%."}
{"text":"[banging]"}
{"text":"[Dudani] We're taking a beating here!"}
{"text":"[Tulaska] Incoming transmission."}
{"text":"[Daly] Hello? Loyal trusty crew, come in."}
{"text":"I know you can hear me."}
{"text":"Whatever it is you think  you're going to do won't work,"}
{"text":"but it is going to cost you!"}
{"text":"-[Nanette] Let's go faster.  -Already at maximum."}
{"text":"Daly can't touch us unless he makes it  on board, and that's shuttle's a jalopy."}
{"text":"-He won't catch us in time.  -I hope you're right."}
{"text":"Shields 58%."}
{"text":"[crashing]"}
{"text":"If you thought what happened to you  in the past was bad, that was nothing!"}
{"text":"What I'm going to do to you  is going to be goddamn fucking biblical!"}
{"text":"I'm literally going to turn  your insides out."}
{"text":"But I'll keep you alive  in tiny little jars"}
{"text":"and there you'll stay  until I'm bored of you--"}
{"text":"-Why are we listening to this?  -Yes, fuck him!"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"We're at the edge of the belt.  I think we're gonna make it."}
{"text":"-[crashing]  -[alarm sounds]"}
{"text":"[power dies]"}
{"text":"-[gasps] What was that?  -[Dudani] Primary drive."}
{"text":"I've lost all thrust.  Engines not responding."}
{"text":"We're drifting here."}
{"text":"-USS Callister has lost engine power.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"I'm coming to get you! Hello! [laughs]"}
{"text":"[Nanette] Is there any way  that we can fix the engines?"}
{"text":"That's only feasible manually,  by climbing inside the jet fader."}
{"text":"[Nanette] So...?"}
{"text":"So you'd burn to a crisp  when the jet came on."}
{"text":"-[Dudani] We'd burn without dying.  -So one of us needs to go. OK."}
{"text":"[Walton over speaker]  One of us already has."}
{"text":"Walton?"}
{"text":"I'm pretty sure I can fix this."}
{"text":"Um, uh... Walton, are you sure about this?"}
{"text":"I'm sure. [echoing]"}
{"text":"Tulaska, can you patch me through  to Daly?"}
{"text":"[Tulaska] Patching through."}
{"text":"[Walton panting]  Hey, Daly, can you hear me?"}
{"text":"-Walton?  -Robert? Hey."}
{"text":"-Walton, you're going to pay for this.  -Robert, listen."}
{"text":"-I'm going to bring Tommy back in.  -Hey, Robert--"}
{"text":"God so help me, you are going to regret  all of this so hard!"}
{"text":"Bob, I wanna talk to you here!"}
{"text":"I was thinking I should say..."}
{"text":"sorry."}
{"text":"Go on."}
{"text":"You created Infinity.  You're a fucking genius."}
{"text":"I exploited that."}
{"text":"I treated you like a golden goose  and I got fat on the profits,"}
{"text":"figuratively speaking."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"And I was thinking I should have  appreciated you more, you know?"}
{"text":"I should have treated you better."}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, I was thinking  I should say all that."}
{"text":"[Walton exhales]"}
{"text":"But you threw my son out of an airlock,  so fuck you to death."}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[screams echo]"}
{"text":"Walton?"}
{"text":"Walton?"}
{"text":"-[power boots up]  -[engine whirring]"}
{"text":"We've got power back."}
{"text":"-Faster!  -[computer] Speed already at maximum."}
{"text":"I don't care, whatever, just catch them!"}
{"text":"[alarm beeps]"}
{"text":"Wormhole almost closed.  Daly's gaining on us."}
{"text":"-Keep her steady. Keep steady.  -I'm trying."}
{"text":"Come on, come on."}
{"text":"I hope we are going to die."}
{"text":"Goddamn it!"}
{"text":"Damn it! Fuck!"}
{"text":"[all scream]"}
{"text":"[screaming continuing]"}
{"text":"[electronics whirring]"}
{"text":"What happened?"}
{"text":"The mod's gone."}
{"text":"Daly's Space Fleet mod  has been stripped away by the firewall."}
{"text":"-OK, so... this is good.  -[Packer] We're still alive."}
{"text":"[Dudani]  Yeah, it only erased the Space Fleet mod."}
{"text":"[Nanette]  We're not on Daly's computer anymore."}
{"text":"-We're in the cloud.  -[Tulaska] Where is Daly?"}
{"text":"Firewall's deleted his rogue game code,  and his controls were disabled."}
{"text":"-You mean...?   -He's stuck there."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"[computer]  Update complete. Wormhole closed."}
{"text":"-[beeping]  -[clicking]"}
{"text":"-Controls are disabled.  -No."}
{"text":"[Daly] No. No, no, no!"}
{"text":"[doors open]"}
{"text":"-[Lowry] Assholes!  -[Valdack] Hey!"}
{"text":"-[Valdack] Yeah! What's up?  -The brig unlocked itself."}
{"text":"My Valdack outfit turned into this."}
{"text":"More to the point,  I'm not a beetle thing anymore."}
{"text":"I've got my body back."}
{"text":"I've got my whole body back.  I'm guessing we all have."}
{"text":"So what do we do now?"}
{"text":"We've got an infinite procedurally  generated universe at our disposal."}
{"text":"We can go anywhere."}
{"text":"Holy mackerel."}
{"text":"-[alarm]  -[computer] Rogue universe detected."}
{"text":"Deletion in progress.  Deletion in progress."}
{"text":"-No, undelete.  -Deletion in progress."}
{"text":"-undelete. Un--  -rogue universe detected."}
{"text":"-Deletion in progress.  -Exit game."}
{"text":"-Deletion in progress.  -rogue universe detected."}
{"text":"-Exit game. Exit game!  -[alarm beeping]"}
{"text":"[power fizzles]"}
{"text":"Exit fucking game!"}
{"text":"Exit fucking game!"}
{"text":"Exit fucking game!"}
{"text":"Exit fucking game! Exit fucking game!"}
{"text":"[device whirring]"}
{"text":"[\"Silent Night\" playing]"}
{"text":"[Tulaska] Incoming transmission."}
{"text":"-It says Gamer691.  -That's a player tag."}
{"text":"Another ship, another player."}
{"text":"We're online. Um..."}
{"text":"-Hey, patch 'em through.  -[beeps]"}
{"text":"-Um, hello.   -[Gamer691] Hey there."}
{"text":"Uh, this is the crew of the USS Callister.  [laughs]"}
{"text":"Oh, man, are we glad to hear from--"}
{"text":"Yeah, Merry Christmas. So are we gonna  blow each other or are we gonna trade?"}
{"text":"Oh... Hmm."}
{"text":"Hello. Do you have anything  to trade at all?"}
{"text":"-[Nanette] No, uh--  -[sighs] So why did you respond?"}
{"text":"OK, just get the hell out of my quadrant  or I'll blast you to shit."}
{"text":"-you got ten seconds. Ten...  -Oh, Well, do... do try."}
{"text":"We'll photon-bolt you up  the perineum, you stupid little boy."}
{"text":"-Scary. Nine.  -Come on, then."}
{"text":"-Yes, thank you, Shania. Um...  -Eight."}
{"text":"-Nate?  -Yes, Captain?"}
{"text":"Stick us in hyperwarp and let's..."}
{"text":"-Six.  -...fuck off somewhere."}
{"text":"-Five.  -[Packer] Aye aye, Captain."}
{"text":"-really, Nanette is fine.  -Four."}
{"text":"-Aye Aye, Nanette.  -Three."}
{"text":"Two. One!"}
{"text":"Uh-huh. You'd better run.  King of space right here."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[man] How are the pressures  and saturation?"}
{"text":"[nurse] Pressures are good.  Oxygen saturation is 100%."}
{"text":"Feel anything?  -No."}
{"text":"-[nurse] How about now?  -Mnh-mnh."}
{"text":"[nurse] And when he does that?"}
{"text":"Nothing."}
{"text":"[nurse] OK. All set, then."}
{"text":"[surgeon] Making initial incision.  Hand me the Bovie."}
{"text":"We've entered the peritoneum."}
{"text":"I can't believe I couldn't do it."}
{"text":"I couldn't push anymore."}
{"text":"[nurse] Don't be ridiculous.  Don't apologize."}
{"text":"[surgeon] We've moved the bladder.  Here's the uterine incision."}
{"text":"-[woman] Oh, God...  -Hey, it's gonna be fine."}
{"text":"I won't tell anybody  if you want to hold my hand."}
{"text":"[surgeon] OK, we're ready now.  How are the vitals?"}
{"text":"[nurse] Still good.  You're gonna feel a little pressure now."}
{"text":"-Uh-huh.  -[surgeon] Occiput is visible"}
{"text":"-and... baby is out.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"[surgeon] Cutting the umbilical cord."}
{"text":"-[woman] Is she OK?  -[doctors mutter]"}
{"text":"What is it?"}
{"text":"What's..."}
{"text":"[doctors continue muttering]"}
{"text":"-Say she's OK.  -[nurse] Hey, hey, hey. It's OK."}
{"text":"Oh, God! Oh, God..."}
{"text":"-[sobs] Is she OK?  -[nurse] Just relax. Hold on. OK?"}
{"text":"-[baby cries]  -[surgeon] Good job."}
{"text":"[nurse] She's great."}
{"text":"Oh, she's beautiful."}
{"text":"[baby gurgles]"}
{"text":"[doctors murmur indistinctly]"}
{"text":"One, two, three and open your mouth  and eat this down, OK?"}
{"text":"One, two, three, boo."}
{"text":"-No, no. Big \"ah\" and in it goes.  -[chuckles]"}
{"text":"So, that's how it's gonna be,   huh, soldier?"}
{"text":"I'm not a soldier."}
{"text":"[woman] You want me to take over?"}
{"text":"I think your mother should know by now  that your grandfather's not a quitter."}
{"text":"-[mother chuckles]  -One, two, three, and..."}
{"text":"I want to take Sara to the park.  You want to come?"}
{"text":"No, I'm gonna pass if you don't mind."}
{"text":"I'd like to get at that painting,  get it finished."}
{"text":"-Mm, the horse?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"-Yep. Have a good time.  -[Sara giggles]"}
{"text":"-[dog barks]  -[Sara] Oh! No, no."}
{"text":"[Sara] Mommy."}
{"text":"-Here we are!  -[squeals, laughs]"}
{"text":"[mother chuckles]"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"-[woman] Marie?  -[Marie gasps]"}
{"text":"-[woman laughs]  -[Marie squeals] Hi!"}
{"text":"[woman] I thought it was you."}
{"text":"-This is Mikey.  -[Marie gasps]"}
{"text":"-Hello, little guy.  -[woman] Yeah."}
{"text":"Hey, there."}
{"text":"-[Marie] How old is he?  -He's seven months."}
{"text":"-[Marie] Wow. Congratulations.  -[woman] Yeah. Thank you."}
{"text":"[Sara] Kitty!"}
{"text":"-[woman] I'm so tired.  -[Marie] Yeah."}
{"text":"[Marie laughs]"}
{"text":"Hopefully he'll sleep through the night  one of these days."}
{"text":"Yeah, well, you're past that.  How old's Sara now?"}
{"text":"Sara is three and she's... Sara!"}
{"text":"Sara!"}
{"text":"Come say hi to this little boy."}
{"text":"Sara?"}
{"text":"-[tense music]  -Sara?"}
{"text":"-[man] Sara!  -[woman] Sara!"}
{"text":"-Sara!  -[woman] Sara!"}
{"text":"[man] Sara!"}
{"text":"-[woman] Mommy's looking for you!  -Sara!"}
{"text":"[cries]"}
{"text":"Sara!"}
{"text":"-Hey, it's OK. We're gonna find her.  -Stop!"}
{"text":"-[man] Hey, hey, lady!  -Sara!"}
{"text":"[man] I found her!"}
{"text":"[pants]"}
{"text":"[man] She was down by the track.  Fallen down the slope."}
{"text":"-[Marie sobs]  -Said she... she followed a cat?"}
{"text":"-She followed a cat.  -[Marie whispers] I'm so sorry."}
{"text":"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.  I'm right here."}
{"text":"Oh, God, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.   [sobs]"}
{"text":"-Miss Sambrell?  -Yes."}
{"text":"And Sara, right? Follow me."}
{"text":"You have a recommendation,  so Sara will be part of our trial period."}
{"text":"-Well, it's been tested though, right?  -Of course."}
{"text":"-I mean, she's not, like, a guinea pig.  -It's all fully tested, perfectly safe."}
{"text":"This is just us fine-tuning our  subscription model before the full launch."}
{"text":"[Marie] Look at the kids."}
{"text":"We're getting feedback on which features  our customers use most in the real world."}
{"text":"-[Marie] Uh-huh.  -Do you wanna go up? Yeah!"}
{"text":"Response so far is just incredible.  The sense of security, peace of mind."}
{"text":"I mean, the stories we've been hearing,  they're inspirational."}
{"text":"-[Sara giggles, chatters]  -Can you see the screen?"}
{"text":"-OK, then.  -[woman] There you go."}
{"text":"-You like cartoons?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"Yeah? Shimmer and Shine?"}
{"text":"-Uh-huh.  -Mm-hmm. OK."}
{"text":"Then you watch that  and I won't be a moment. OK?"}
{"text":"[chattering on TV]"}
{"text":"[chattering]"}
{"text":"[device whirs]"}
{"text":"[device beeps]"}
{"text":"-That's it?  -[woman] Mm-hmm. That's it."}
{"text":"So..."}
{"text":"Let's get you all set up."}
{"text":"-I'll run you through everything. OK?  -[Marie] OK."}
{"text":"-[woman] Feel free to ask any questions.  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"-[woman] This is your parental hub.  -[tablet beeps]"}
{"text":"I'm just pairing it with Sara's implant."}
{"text":"OK. We're all set."}
{"text":"-[tablet beeps]  -So, this is Sara's current location,"}
{"text":"which is here, of course."}
{"text":"[Marie] Oh, look at that."}
{"text":"Now, if she ever goes missing,  all you have to do is tap here,"}
{"text":"enter your PIN, and law enforcement  is automatically notified."}
{"text":"Wow, OK."}
{"text":"-[tablet beeps]  -[woman] These are her vitals."}
{"text":"Healthy heartbeat. Oh, I see  her iron levels are a little low."}
{"text":"How is she eating?"}
{"text":"[sighs] Man, she's picky.  Um, she hates greens, so--"}
{"text":"You might want to think about  nutritional supplements."}
{"text":"-OK.  -[tablet beeps]"}
{"text":"Now, tap this icon here..."}
{"text":"-[Marie] Mm-hmm.  -...to relay her optic feed."}
{"text":"[Marie] This is what she's seeing now?"}
{"text":"[woman] That's right."}
{"text":"-Whoa. [laughs]  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"[Marie] That's amazing."}
{"text":"Mommy! It's funny."}
{"text":"And there are parental controls  you can apply to that."}
{"text":"-Uh, controls?  -Content limitations."}
{"text":"If she witnesses something that causes  her cortisol levels to rise, like stress,"}
{"text":"it can kind of paint out  whatever's triggering it."}
{"text":"-Let me show you.  -OK."}
{"text":"[tablet beeps]"}
{"text":"-[Marie] Ooh.  -It's OK. Look."}
{"text":"See, the imagery causes  a cortisol spike, and this..."}
{"text":"-[clear sound effects]  -[tablet] Filter on."}
{"text":"-[muffled shouts]  -...is what she sees and hears."}
{"text":"[Marie chuckles] Whoa. OK."}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm not sure that we'll..."}
{"text":"-[tablet beeps]  -It's all optional."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"How much?"}
{"text":"Nothing. It's a free trial."}
{"text":"-Oh, free.  -[Marie scoffs]"}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -Yeah."}
{"text":"And it's completely safe."}
{"text":"I'm sure it is, honey."}
{"text":"-I am 2,000 years old...  -[sighs]"}
{"text":"...and I remember when we used to open up  the door and just let the kids be."}
{"text":"Mm. And I remember breaking my arm  because you wouldn't get a baby gate."}
{"text":"And how is the arm now?"}
{"text":"[scoffs]"}
{"text":"Feels OK."}
{"text":"[Sara] Are you there? Mommy!"}
{"text":"Where are you?"}
{"text":"Mommy?"}
{"text":"Are you here?"}
{"text":"[giggles quietly]"}
{"text":"Mommy?"}
{"text":"-Oh, what's up, sweetheart?  -I'm looking for Mommy."}
{"text":"You're looking for Mommy?  I got no idea where she's at."}
{"text":"Upstairs. Go on. Go look upstairs."}
{"text":"[giggles quietly]"}
{"text":"-[Sara] Mommy, where are you?  -Yoo-hoo!"}
{"text":"Mommy, I hear you."}
{"text":"I'm gonna find you."}
{"text":"[laughs louder]"}
{"text":"[Sara laughs] I hear you, Mommy."}
{"text":"-[Marie] Ah!  -[Sara screams]"}
{"text":"[both laugh]"}
{"text":"[dog barks]"}
{"text":"[tablet beeps]"}
{"text":"[tablet] Filter on."}
{"text":"[dog growls]"}
{"text":"[barks ferociously]"}
{"text":"[muffled dog barks]"}
{"text":"[door creaks and closes]"}
{"text":"[blender whirs]"}
{"text":"You guys gonna be all right?"}
{"text":"I raised you all right. You turned out OK."}
{"text":"Took you a while, but you did."}
{"text":"All right, sweetheart. I'll see you later."}
{"text":"Terrorize your grandpa. He can handle it."}
{"text":"[Sara] Bye."}
{"text":"[Marie] Bye."}
{"text":"Orange straw."}
{"text":"-OK, just push on my hand. OK.  -Yeah. [grunts]"}
{"text":"Relax."}
{"text":"-Again. Is that all you got?  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"I think the range is getting better."}
{"text":"So how long till I can get back  on the bike again, you think?"}
{"text":"[sighs] I'd say two weeks  and maybe don't drive so fast."}
{"text":"Yeah, right."}
{"text":"OK. So, same time next week?"}
{"text":"Uh, no, actually it's got to be Thursday.  I got plans Monday."}
{"text":"Something exciting?"}
{"text":"Girlfriend's folks are in town, so nope."}
{"text":"-Oh, well, uh, Thursday it is.  -[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"Oh, I'm liking yours. That's the way."}
{"text":"You're not shy about using color, are you?  That's the way a real artist..."}
{"text":"[Sara] I'm gonna try this..."}
{"text":"[exhales] Sorry, honey. Just, uh..."}
{"text":"[sighs] Grandpa's gotta sit..."}
{"text":"[mumbles]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[grunts] Ah!"}
{"text":"[grandfather groans]"}
{"text":"[moans]"}
{"text":"-Grandpa?  -[mumbles]"}
{"text":"Huh? Sara..."}
{"text":"[grandfather mutters]"}
{"text":"[phone rings]"}
{"text":"[phone continues ringing]"}
{"text":"[tablet rings]"}
{"text":"[tablet rings louder]"}
{"text":"[grandfather mutters]"}
{"text":"[groans] Sara..."}
{"text":"Oh, my God!"}
{"text":"[grandfather breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"OK, very good."}
{"text":"-the nurse left your thing on.  -Yeah, she probably forgot to take it off."}
{"text":"-I'll get it.  -I can get it. [exhales deeply]"}
{"text":"[grandfather coughs]"}
{"text":"-You good?  -[grandfather] Quit bugging me. Jeez."}
{"text":"[Marie] There you go."}
{"text":"[grandfather] It's warm in here."}
{"text":"I don't need that."}
{"text":"Give me that."}
{"text":"[tablet beeps]"}
{"text":"-[chattering on TV]  -Hey, Sara! One cookie."}
{"text":"[Marie] Bad for your teeth."}
{"text":"[grandfather] Thanks."}
{"text":"[Marie sniffles]"}
{"text":"What color for the hair?"}
{"text":"Mom?"}
{"text":"Uh, whatever you want."}
{"text":"But I'd say brunette."}
{"text":"[barks loudly]"}
{"text":"[muffled barking]"}
{"text":"[continues barking loudly]"}
{"text":"[children talking]"}
{"text":"[boy 1] He's got his arms in the air.  He's given up."}
{"text":"-He's got a stick out and... [gasps]  -[boy 2 groans]"}
{"text":"-He just, like, pounds on him.  -Turn it off, Trick. It's gross."}
{"text":"What is it?"}
{"text":"Great. The walking snitch."}
{"text":"-[girl] She never snitches.  -[boy 2] She's just weird."}
{"text":"-I want to know what you're watching.  -What do you care, chip-head?"}
{"text":"It's parental advisory. You're locked out."}
{"text":"I want to know."}
{"text":"You're better off not seeing it.  Wish I never did."}
{"text":"What if I tell you what's in it?  That work?"}
{"text":"So, he brings it down, like, wham!  There's all this blood."}
{"text":"You seen much blood?"}
{"text":"It's like juice. Thick, red juice."}
{"text":"Then the guy on the ground is all,  like, \"Hell, no!\""}
{"text":"And he keeps... [muffled speech]"}
{"text":"[muffled speech continues]"}
{"text":"[Marie] Oh, it's too much.  I'm fine to have my face on the flier,"}
{"text":"but on the poster, it's like,  \"Look at me.\""}
{"text":"[tablet rings]"}
{"text":"Sara, what are you doing?"}
{"text":"[groans] Sara!"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"What's happening in this picture?"}
{"text":"[doctor] Are they happy or..."}
{"text":"[Sara] They're talking."}
{"text":"[doctor] Just talking?"}
{"text":"[Sara] I don't know what about."}
{"text":"[doctor] OK. Next one. [sighs]"}
{"text":"-[doctor] How about that one?  -[Sara] I don't know."}
{"text":"[doctor] Is she happy?"}
{"text":"[Marie]  So is this, like, an autism thing?"}
{"text":"The spectrum is wide,  but in my opinion, she's not on it."}
{"text":"But what about the pencils,  like, self-harm?"}
{"text":"And these pictures are... [sighs]"}
{"text":"Has Sara ever shown  any undue anger before now?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"Well, then consider this part experiment,  part acting out, for your benefit."}
{"text":"[Marie sighs]"}
{"text":"The Arkangel never launched nationwide.  It was banned in Europe."}
{"text":"It'll be pulled here, too, by the fall."}
{"text":"I did this to her."}
{"text":"You can't remove the implant,  but you can get rid of the parental unit."}
{"text":"The screen."}
{"text":"Just throw it away. Problem solved."}
{"text":"[tablet beeps] Filter off."}
{"text":"Goodbye."}
{"text":"[tablet shuts down]"}
{"text":"You're gonna be on your own today. OK?"}
{"text":"No Arkangel."}
{"text":"The system isn't gonna be on."}
{"text":"OK? So, no fuzzy pictures."}
{"text":"And you won't see me?"}
{"text":"[sighs] I won't see you."}
{"text":"But, you do not have to be afraid.  I'm right down the street."}
{"text":"-You won't know if something happens?  -Nothing is gonna happen."}
{"text":"It's important that we do this."}
{"text":"[whispers] You're gonna be fine."}
{"text":"[exhales] Be good, sweetie."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[dog growls]"}
{"text":"-[dog barks]  -[gasps]"}
{"text":"[barks loudly]"}
{"text":"-[man] Watch out!  -[car horn honks]"}
{"text":"[man in car] Watch it, kid."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[barks]"}
{"text":"-[tablet beeps]  -[exhales]"}
{"text":"Come on, come on, come on."}
{"text":"-[tablet beeps]  -[sighs]"}
{"text":"[sigh of relief]"}
{"text":"[children laughing, chattering]"}
{"text":"[child groans]"}
{"text":"[woman] OK! OK, this is enough!"}
{"text":"-[boy] Don't touch my stuff again, Trick.  -Yeah? I'll do what I want."}
{"text":"What do you want?"}
{"text":"Are you OK?"}
{"text":"Yeah, sure."}
{"text":"My dad's gonna see this and then bust it  all over again, 'cause I got in trouble."}
{"text":"Ever seen a bust lip before?"}
{"text":"Mm... Not till now."}
{"text":"She turned the system off."}
{"text":"[Trick] OK..."}
{"text":"-This is porn. Like, people doing it.  -[woman moaning]"}
{"text":"They can't make babies that way.   They have to do it different for that."}
{"text":"-[shouting]  -So this one's got a hacksaw"}
{"text":"and he's gotta cut his own foot off."}
{"text":"-So, the terrorist guy...  -[shouting]"}
{"text":"...OK, OK, keep an eye on the knife."}
{"text":"See?"}
{"text":"-He's gonna take his whole head off!  -[men scream]"}
{"text":"[blender whirs]"}
{"text":"[Marie] Be good, sweetie."}
{"text":"[barks]"}
{"text":"Hey. Good boy, Petey."}
{"text":"You hang on in there."}
{"text":"[whirs]"}
{"text":"-You added something.  -Oh, it's like a new kind of probiotic."}
{"text":"-it keeps your stools firm.  -Oh, Jesus, Mom."}
{"text":"[rock music playing]"}
{"text":"Oh, you've got to be kidding!  When was the last time you went anywhere?"}
{"text":"That's not dancing. [laughs]"}
{"text":"[Sara] She said he was English."}
{"text":"-He's not English.  -He said \"cup of tea,\" or something."}
{"text":"Doesn't mean anything.  Susan's an idiot. [chuckles]"}
{"text":"Hey, it's Trick."}
{"text":"Holy fuck, he's got wheels!"}
{"text":"[girl] Yo, Trick!"}
{"text":"Hey, guys. What's up?"}
{"text":"-Interesting hair.  -Shut up."}
{"text":"I'm fucking with you. It's cool."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"-How are you doing?  -Didn't know you cared."}
{"text":"Maybe I don't."}
{"text":"-You a delivery guy now?  -Kinda, of sorts."}
{"text":"-Shut up.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"Hmm... So intriguing. I gotta go."}
{"text":"Hey, uh, we're headed to Lake Dalston  later if you girls want to hang."}
{"text":"We'll think about it."}
{"text":"-[Trick] It'll be fun.  -[boy] Why don't you just come?"}
{"text":"Come on!"}
{"text":"[girl] Like my dad's gonna let me  set foot in Trick's van."}
{"text":"[Sara] Look, we tell our folks  we're at Reilly's for movie night."}
{"text":"Oh, come on, it'll work."}
{"text":"It's worth a shot, I guess."}
{"text":"So, anyhow..."}
{"text":"-You and, Uh, Trick, huh?  -What?"}
{"text":"[scoffs] I'm not gonna do anything."}
{"text":"-Yeah, OK. [laughs] Sure.  -Oh, fuck you!"}
{"text":"[laughs] Hey!"}
{"text":"[laughing]"}
{"text":"-[door opens]  -Yay! You're home."}
{"text":"Not for long. I was gonna go to Reilly's  with Meryl. Movie night."}
{"text":"Oh, I thought movie night  was on Wednesday."}
{"text":"Her mom's got guests over then,  so we're doing tonight."}
{"text":"Gonna watch some vintage thing.  The Breakfast Gang."}
{"text":"[laughs] The Breakfast Club."}
{"text":"[laughs] That's it."}
{"text":"Um, be home, like, 11:30.  Her mom will drop me back."}
{"text":"Well, I might be heading out, too. So..."}
{"text":"-Really?  -Yeah, really."}
{"text":"OK. Last one home's a rotten egg."}
{"text":"OK!"}
{"text":"[pop music playing]"}
{"text":"[music continues playing loudly]"}
{"text":"[muffled music]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"-[inhales, exhales]  -[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[line ringing]"}
{"text":"-[man] Hey, there. How you doing?  -[sighs]"}
{"text":"You look hot. Later."}
{"text":"I don't know..."}
{"text":"-[chattering]  -[rock music playing]"}
{"text":"[laughing]"}
{"text":"[both laugh]"}
{"text":"She called me fat. I got over it.  I still remember it... [laughs]"}
{"text":"-Would You like some?  -Yeah, sure."}
{"text":"[coughs, laughs]"}
{"text":"[Trick laughs]"}
{"text":"-[laughs] What was that?  -[boy] I heard it."}
{"text":"[chuckles]"}
{"text":"-[Sara moans]  -Cold?"}
{"text":"Only a bit. [sighs]"}
{"text":"[Trick] Come here."}
{"text":"[moans, sighs]"}
{"text":"It's late."}
{"text":"I should go."}
{"text":"Same time next week?"}
{"text":"[kisses]"}
{"text":"[voicemail] Hi, it's Sara.  Leave a message. Make it good."}
{"text":"Hey, it's Mom. All right, call me."}
{"text":"OK? All right, bye."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"-[woman] Hey.  -Hi, Ava. I was just wondering"}
{"text":"if the girls were done with the movie."}
{"text":"[Ava] What movie?"}
{"text":"-Breakfast Club?  -They never ended up here."}
{"text":"-They didn't?  -No. Do you want to speak to Reilly?"}
{"text":"I don't know.  I must have got my wires crossed."}
{"text":"-OK, thanks.  -all right."}
{"text":"-[woman] Hello?  -Hi, it's Marie."}
{"text":"I was wondering  if Sara and Meryl were together."}
{"text":"They said they were headed down  to Reilly's."}
{"text":"No, I haven't seen them."}
{"text":"-Hi, it's Marie, Sara's mom.  -[man] Oh, hi."}
{"text":"-Yeah, I was just--  -What's up?"}
{"text":"-Have You heard from her?  -Uh... No."}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I know it's late.  I was wondering, have you seen her?"}
{"text":"-[woman] No. Everything OK?  -No, everything's fine."}
{"text":"[voicemail] Hi, it's Sara.  Leave a message. Make it good."}
{"text":"Um, hey, it's Mom.  Where are you? Call me."}
{"text":"[voicemail] Hi, it's Sara.  Leave a message. Make it good."}
{"text":"Sara?"}
{"text":"Sara?"}
{"text":"-[tablet beeps]  -[sighs]"}
{"text":"Come on, come on, come on, come on,  come on, come on, come on."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"Come on, come on!  [whispers] Come on, come on, come on."}
{"text":"[tablet beeps]"}
{"text":"What is that?"}
{"text":"[heavy breathing on tablet]"}
{"text":"[Sara] Fuck me harder."}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[Sara] Fuck me."}
{"text":"-Oh, God, oh...  -[Sara moans] Please."}
{"text":"-[tablet beeps]  -Oh."}
{"text":"[whimpers] Oh."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[sobs] Oh..."}
{"text":"[Sara] Here. Let me do it."}
{"text":"-My hands are warm.  -[exhales]"}
{"text":"-You gotta be a liar.  -What?"}
{"text":"You said you'd never done that before."}
{"text":"No way you never done that before."}
{"text":"Swear to God."}
{"text":"You know, you didn't  have to talk like that."}
{"text":"Like what?"}
{"text":"Like the porn stuff."}
{"text":"I mean, like, you don't   have to talk like that... for me."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"-[laughs]  -What?"}
{"text":"[chuckles] Just... just you."}
{"text":"What about me?"}
{"text":"You know..."}
{"text":"You've got muscles, but..."}
{"text":"[whispers] ...you're a pussy."}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -[both laugh]"}
{"text":"[loud knock on door]"}
{"text":"I'm busted.  My mom knows I'm not at Reilly's."}
{"text":"-Huh?  -[Meryl] Yeah, I mean..."}
{"text":"We gotta go, OK?"}
{"text":"-Come on.  -Fuck."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[dog barks in distance]"}
{"text":"[Sara] No lights. [sighs]  Maybe she's still out."}
{"text":"Pretty sure she had a date."}
{"text":"Maybe she got laid."}
{"text":"-[snorts, laughs]  -[laughs] Oh, please, that's gross."}
{"text":"-Sorry.  -Check out that laugh. [chuckles]"}
{"text":"-Yeah? [laughs]  -[laughs] Yeah."}
{"text":"Later."}
{"text":"[chuckles]"}
{"text":"-[door closes]  -[tablet beeps]"}
{"text":"Sara?"}
{"text":"-Sorry, Mom. I am a little late.  -It's OK."}
{"text":"How was Reilly?"}
{"text":"She's great."}
{"text":"I gotta go to bed."}
{"text":"-OK.  -Night, Mom."}
{"text":"I love you."}
{"text":"[bedroom door shuts]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"Hmm, probiotics."}
{"text":"I gotta go. I'm gonna be  a little late back from school."}
{"text":"Oh, yeah?"}
{"text":"Said I'd help Meryl with a project.   She's being a dork about it, so..."}
{"text":"-OK.  -See ya!"}
{"text":"Bye!"}
{"text":"[door slams]"}
{"text":"-[Marie] Have a good afternoon.  -[woman] Thank you, dear."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"All right. What do you think?"}
{"text":"OK, that's awesome,  but I can't put that on the van."}
{"text":"-Why not?  -Well, A, it's not my van,"}
{"text":"and, B, it's better if I'm anonymous."}
{"text":"For your special delivery?"}
{"text":"Maybe, yeah."}
{"text":"-You got any on you?  -any What?"}
{"text":"Oh, come on, Trick.  I'm not dumb. I know what you sell."}
{"text":"You got any?"}
{"text":"It's not for you."}
{"text":"Bet it's in your backpack."}
{"text":"-[giggles] Under the seat... with tape.  -Sara, come here."}
{"text":"-Hey, Sara, give me that.  -Duct tape."}
{"text":"Give me that. No, no, no."}
{"text":"-[squeals] I bet it's in the pocket.  -Come on, give me that. No!"}
{"text":"I'm making a little money on the side  so I can move out, OK?"}
{"text":"It's not like I use that shit."}
{"text":"Have you tried it?"}
{"text":"Of course I've tried it but, I mean,  it's not even good coke,"}
{"text":"it's, like, average."}
{"text":"It's for people who like to talk about  themselves all the time. Yada yada yada."}
{"text":"-show me what it looks like.  -Mm-mm."}
{"text":"Come on. I just want to see."}
{"text":"Please."}
{"text":"Are you sure it's not sugar?"}
{"text":"-Go away.  -[both laugh]"}
{"text":"So, one of the things people do  is they put it, like..."}
{"text":"-under their gum, bottom gum.  -OK."}
{"text":"So..."}
{"text":"Oh, ew..."}
{"text":"-[retches] Gross.  -[both laugh]"}
{"text":"All right, let's, uh, let's put it back."}
{"text":"-I don't think you should--  -I want to try some."}
{"text":"Just a little, just once."}
{"text":"Just once."}
{"text":"[Trick sighs]"}
{"text":"[tablet rings]"}
{"text":"[tablet beeps]"}
{"text":"[sniffs]"}
{"text":"[Sara] Whoa!"}
{"text":"[shouts] Ah!"}
{"text":"[tablet beeps]"}
{"text":"[Marie exhales]"}
{"text":"-[woman] Hi, can I help?  -I'm just looking."}
{"text":"Ma'am?"}
{"text":"Excuse me? Are you Ryan Tribecky?"}
{"text":"-You stay away from my daughter.  -Uh... I don't know what--"}
{"text":"Sara. You know exactly  what I'm talking about. You stay away."}
{"text":"-OK, she's--  -She is 15, you junkie piece of shit."}
{"text":"You want the cops in on this?"}
{"text":"-I didn't do anything.  -I will show them what you did."}
{"text":"OK, you stay away from her,  or I will show them this. OK?"}
{"text":"You still got that system?"}
{"text":"Yes, I have it. So whatever she sees,  I see, and I am watching you."}
{"text":"-OK.  -So You stay away."}
{"text":"OK, if she calls you, you hang up."}
{"text":"If she comes to see you,  you tell her to get away."}
{"text":"-You just stay away from her.  -I'll stay away."}
{"text":"-You stay the fuck away.  -[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"-Hey, Mom.  -Hey."}
{"text":"[footsteps going upstairs]"}
{"text":"[line ringing]"}
{"text":"[phone rings]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[automated message] The mailbox  you're attempting to reach is full."}
{"text":"Please try again."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[shut down tone]"}
{"text":"[engine starts]"}
{"text":"[knock on door]"}
{"text":"[Marie] Sara?"}
{"text":"Hey, dinner's ready."}
{"text":"I'm not hungry."}
{"text":"It's Mexican."}
{"text":"Please, I just... [sighs]"}
{"text":"I'm tired, and I want to sleep, OK?"}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"[tablet beeps]"}
{"text":"So you're cutting me out."}
{"text":"Standard dick move.  That's what this is, right?"}
{"text":"[Sara scoffs] Look at me."}
{"text":"-Why can't you just look at me?  -It was a mistake."}
{"text":"It didn't seem like a mistake  from where I was laying."}
{"text":"I can't be with you."}
{"text":"What the fuck?"}
{"text":"[Trick] I don't want to be with you."}
{"text":"I don't want you, OK?"}
{"text":"You know what?"}
{"text":"Fuck you."}
{"text":"[tablet rings]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[car alarm sounds in distance]"}
{"text":"-Hey, Mom.  -Hey."}
{"text":"[whirring]"}
{"text":"[door shuts]"}
{"text":"OK, so why is he so down?"}
{"text":"Oedipus says things like:"}
{"text":"\"Let the storm burst,  my fixed resolve still holds.\" Or:"}
{"text":"\"Nothing can make me other  than what I am.\""}
{"text":"He still holds himself  morally responsible."}
{"text":"He doesn't blame fate  for what's happened to him."}
{"text":"Moral responsibility implies the existence  of free will,"}
{"text":"but actually... [continues indistinct]"}
{"text":"[gags]"}
{"text":"[school bell rings]"}
{"text":"[Sara vomits, coughs]"}
{"text":"-You feeling any better?  -Uh-huh."}
{"text":"So, listen... [sighs]"}
{"text":"I had to run some tests,  in case we had a noro outbreak here."}
{"text":"Honey, it was the EC pill  that made you sick."}
{"text":"-EC?  -Emergency contraception."}
{"text":"For terminating your pregnancy."}
{"text":"[scoffs] There's no...  There's no pregnancy."}
{"text":"Seriously, I'm... I'm not..."}
{"text":"I can't... I haven't..."}
{"text":"I understand, sweetheart."}
{"text":"And it will work,  in spite of the vomiting."}
{"text":"You don't have to worry about that."}
{"text":"You're not pregnant anymore."}
{"text":"I gotta put it in your file,  but I don't have to flag it."}
{"text":"And I want you to know I got your back."}
{"text":"[tablet beeps]"}
{"text":"[heavy breathing]"}
{"text":"[Sara sighs] Please."}
{"text":"Sara?"}
{"text":"Sara?"}
{"text":"[tablet beeps]"}
{"text":"[tablet beeps]"}
{"text":"You watched me."}
{"text":"No, I... honey..."}
{"text":"-Honey...  -You watched me with him."}
{"text":"-I... No, I didn't mean to.  -Give it to me."}
{"text":"-[strains]  -Give it..."}
{"text":"I was trying to protect you.  I was trying to keep you safe."}
{"text":"[Sara] How do you turn it off?"}
{"text":"-Everything I've done, I've done for you.  -[tablet malfunctions]"}
{"text":"-[Marie] Honey, I love you--  -Shut up!"}
{"text":"-[thud]  -[Marie gasps] Sara--"}
{"text":"Shut up!"}
{"text":"[Marie screams] Sara! Sara!"}
{"text":"-[Sara groans]  -[Marie screams]"}
{"text":"-[Marie sobs] Sara--   -[grunts]"}
{"text":"[Marie wails]"}
{"text":"-[Marie screams]  -[Sara grunting]"}
{"text":"[tablet] Filter off, off, off..."}
{"text":"Off..."}
{"text":"[Marie coughs]"}
{"text":"[sobs] Sara?"}
{"text":"Sara?"}
{"text":"[screams] Sara?"}
{"text":"-I love you.  -[shouts] Sara!"}
{"text":"[wails] Sara!"}
{"text":"-No... No...  -[distorted tablet audio]"}
{"text":"[Marie screams]"}
{"text":"Sara!"}
{"text":"Sara!"}
{"text":"Sara!"}
{"text":"[truck approaching]"}
{"text":"[\"I'm a Mother\" playing]"}
{"text":"I'm a mother"}
{"text":"Treat me like a mother"}
{"text":"You want to suck on my breast  It's no surprise you do"}
{"text":"I'm the source and the force  You owe your life to, brother"}
{"text":"Oh, oh, oh"}
{"text":"I'm a mother"}
{"text":"And I take like a mother"}
{"text":"I understand blood  And I understand pain"}
{"text":"There can be no life without it Never doubt it"}
{"text":"I'm a mother"}
{"text":"I gave you all my money"}
{"text":"To help the family"}
{"text":"But what you do to me Don't humiliate me"}
{"text":"Remember"}
{"text":"I'm a life-long member"}
{"text":"Oh, oh, oh"}
{"text":"I'm a mother"}
{"text":"-[\"Strict Machine\" playing]  - Wonderful electric"}
{"text":"-[bottle smashes]  -[laughing]"}
{"text":"Cover me in you"}
{"text":"Woo!"}
{"text":"I'm in love"}
{"text":"I'm in love"}
{"text":"I'm in love with a strict machine"}
{"text":"- I'm in love   -[man] Fuck, yeah! Come on!"}
{"text":"I'm in love"}
{"text":"I'm in love with a strict machine"}
{"text":"[\"Strict Machine\"  continues playing in car]"}
{"text":"[woman laughing]"}
{"text":"- I'm in love, I'm in love   -[chattering]"}
{"text":"I'm in love with a strict machine"}
{"text":"[high-pitched]   I'm in love, I'm in love"}
{"text":"I'm in love with a sick machine"}
{"text":"[stifles laughter]"}
{"text":"[man laughs]"}
{"text":"[softly]  I'm in love--"}
{"text":"-[brakes screech]  -[crashing]"}
{"text":"[tires screeching]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"I didn't see him, Mia."}
{"text":"-[slamming]  -[man] Fuck!"}
{"text":"Fucking hell, man."}
{"text":"-[Mia] Rob, we've gotta go and look.  -[car door opens]"}
{"text":"[grunts]"}
{"text":"[car door slams]"}
{"text":"-[whispers] Oh, my gosh, Rob.  -Hey."}
{"text":"It's all right, baby."}
{"text":"[Mia breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[Mia whispering] Oh, my God..."}
{"text":"[whimpers, exhales]"}
{"text":"[moans]"}
{"text":"[Mia whimpers]"}
{"text":"-Fucking...  -[Mia] Oh, my God!"}
{"text":"[Rob] Fuck."}
{"text":"-Rob, we've gotta call someone.   -[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, no, no.  Fucking hell, Mia. Think, OK, hey?"}
{"text":"You need to think, baby."}
{"text":"-We've been fucking caning it, yeah?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"And I-- [stammers]"}
{"text":"This is prison, yeah?  A fucking instant prison."}
{"text":"I've got fuck knows how much drink in me,  I fucking hit a guy."}
{"text":"Now, they will put me in the cell.  I'm the driver, they'll fu--"}
{"text":"They'll put me in a cell  and fucking keep me there."}
{"text":"-That's what they'll fucking--  -We can't just leave him here."}
{"text":"-Shut the fuck up, Mia! Shut--  -And just leave him here in the road?!"}
{"text":"I need to fucking think, OK?  [whimpers] I need to think."}
{"text":"Fuck!"}
{"text":"[Rob stammering]  OK, there's, there's a lake over there."}
{"text":"And there's a sleeping bag in the boot.  You keep an eye on the road!"}
{"text":"-No.  -[Rob] Keep an eye on the road!"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"No!"}
{"text":"-[Rob] Mia.  -Don't."}
{"text":"Mia, come on. Get the bag with me.  Get the bag."}
{"text":"[Mia retches]"}
{"text":"-[Mia] No. No, get off.  -Baby, come on."}
{"text":"[grunting, straining]"}
{"text":"[grunting]"}
{"text":"Fuck."}
{"text":"[sighs, strains]"}
{"text":"[Rob grunting]"}
{"text":"[Rob sighs] You get the fucking rocks,  I'll stack them, OK?"}
{"text":"I need more fucking rocks."}
{"text":"[sniffs]"}
{"text":"Just put a pile,  put the fucking pile there."}
{"text":"-[rocks crunch]  -[Rob] Put the pile..."}
{"text":"[panting] Close it up. Close it up.  Close his head. Close his head."}
{"text":"[Rob] Three..."}
{"text":"two..."}
{"text":"one."}
{"text":"[water splashes]"}
{"text":"[Mia] Um, it's an honor  to be speaking here today"}
{"text":"amongst such impressive company."}
{"text":"Uh, I'm thrilled to have been shared--"}
{"text":"I'm thrilled to have been asked to share  my vision of the future, such as it is."}
{"text":"Looking around at a world  of injustice, intolerance"}
{"text":"and huge environmental challenges,"}
{"text":"it's hard to imagine a bright future,  but we can and we must."}
{"text":"It's the only way that we can build  a better tomorrow."}
{"text":"[Mia] Um..."}
{"text":"So I'll start with a funny story."}
{"text":"[computer mouse clicks]"}
{"text":"[keys jangling]"}
{"text":"-[soft rock music playing]  -[Mia] Right. I'm off."}
{"text":"Bye-bye. [kisses]"}
{"text":"[man whistling]"}
{"text":"-See you later on.  -[Mia] See you tomorrow."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"-[Mia] Have a nice day.  -You too."}
{"text":"-Bye, Mom!  -There we go."}
{"text":"[phone bleeps]"}
{"text":"[car blinker ticking]"}
{"text":"[dog barking]"}
{"text":"-[chain rattles]  -Hiya, puppy."}
{"text":"[barking continues]"}
{"text":"One moment."}
{"text":"-Coming!  -[sniffs]"}
{"text":"Just a second!"}
{"text":"-Mrs. Carmichael?  -Yes?"}
{"text":"I'm here on behalf of Realm Insurance."}
{"text":"Just need to log your recollections  about the accident."}
{"text":"-Am I all right to come in?  -Uh, OK then."}
{"text":"[door closes]"}
{"text":"[man] Someone who has risen to become"}
{"text":"one of the most innovative architects  of her generation."}
{"text":"Not just an architect of buildings,  but communities."}
{"text":"But enough of me telling you about her.   Please welcome Mia Nolan."}
{"text":"[applause]"}
{"text":"Thank you, Martin. Thanks.  It's an honor to be speaking here"}
{"text":"amongst such impressive company."}
{"text":"[pizza van beeps]"}
{"text":"[automated voice] Good evening,  welcome to Fences Pizza."}
{"text":"Your pizza is ready for collection."}
{"text":"[knock on door]"}
{"text":"[Mia] Hello?"}
{"text":"-[Rob] It's me.  -Hey. Hey."}
{"text":"-Did your chin catch Dutch fur disease?  -[Rob] Yeah, fuck you."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"I didn't say I didn't like it. Come in."}
{"text":"What's it been?  It's been like two years now, hasn't it?"}
{"text":"Uh, three."}
{"text":"Dropping in on my hotel room,  it must be important."}
{"text":"-Shall we find somewhere to eat?  -Yeah, well, I..."}
{"text":"I got in touch 'cause I saw that  you were in town"}
{"text":"for what is it,  some, some architecture thing?"}
{"text":"It's a forum, they call it."}
{"text":"People actually pay to come  and listen to me talk. [scoffs]"}
{"text":"Imagine that."}
{"text":"Almost does my head in. [laughs]"}
{"text":"And you're looking good.  Is that the gym?"}
{"text":"Well, you look--"}
{"text":"I look like dog shit, Mia.  I'll save you the bother."}
{"text":"Dried-up dog shit."}
{"text":"-[Mia] Do you want a drink?  -I knocked it on the head."}
{"text":"What, you quit, like fully quit?"}
{"text":"[Rob] Nine months, three weeks, two days."}
{"text":"Well done. Well, that's great."}
{"text":"You go ahead."}
{"text":"-Really, go on.  -you sure?"}
{"text":"-Absolutely.  -OK."}
{"text":"[Mia] You picked a terrible place  to come see me 'cause it reeks of hops"}
{"text":"all the way down the street outside here."}
{"text":"-Did you notice that?  -[Rob] No."}
{"text":"-[Mia] It's like a full-on beer smell.  -[bottle opening, fizzing]"}
{"text":"Can't help your sobriety, that."}
{"text":"But I probably shouldn't be talking  about booze, should I? [sighs]"}
{"text":"Rob, I hope you're not here  to talk about what I--"}
{"text":"It's about that, yeah."}
{"text":"I've been thinking about it again,  that night."}
{"text":"-[Mia] Rob.  -I can't not think about it."}
{"text":"We said that we'd put it out of our minds."}
{"text":"Weren't we just gonna try and keep it out?"}
{"text":"[Rob] I can't. I'm sorry."}
{"text":"It was a long time ago."}
{"text":"Well, in here, it's now."}
{"text":"Yeah, I know."}
{"text":"Why today?  Why is it preying on your mind today?"}
{"text":"-[Rob] There's a news story.  -A news story?"}
{"text":"[paper rustles]"}
{"text":"Uh, a featured article.  Well, whatever you call it."}
{"text":"[stammers] I printed it for you."}
{"text":"Mia?"}
{"text":"That-- That's her. It's his wife."}
{"text":"-You don't know that's his wife.  -There is a photo of him at the bottom."}
{"text":"It's him."}
{"text":"And the poor cunt, they never found him."}
{"text":"So she never remarried."}
{"text":"She never fucking moved house."}
{"text":"She stayed where she is  in case he came back."}
{"text":"All this time, Mia,  she's still waiting for him."}
{"text":"That's dreadful. But what can we do?"}
{"text":"I'm gonna write her a letter."}
{"text":"-No.  -Anonymous."}
{"text":"-I Am not gonna mention you.  -Rob, No."}
{"text":"You'll open up God knows what,  you'll just rake it all up."}
{"text":"-[stammers] I can't live with it, Mia.  -There's things they can do."}
{"text":"'Cause they can trace it back."}
{"text":"They can trace it.  They'll find the body, they'll find us."}
{"text":"-They won't find us.  -Yes, they will, then we're fucked."}
{"text":"Look, when I quit alcohol,"}
{"text":"they told me to make amends  with anyone I've ever hurt."}
{"text":"Who have I hurt more than her?"}
{"text":"Also say you're not supposed  to hurt anyone else. What about me?"}
{"text":"-What about her?  -No, No, No."}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"No! Fuck!"}
{"text":"[exhales, whimpers]"}
{"text":"It was your idea.  It was your fucking idea!"}
{"text":"-[Rob] I know. I know, and I'm sorry.  -[sobs]"}
{"text":"Fifteen years, 15 years,  the fucking shame, the fucking guilt!"}
{"text":"I've got somewhere. I've got a life.  You don't know, don't understand."}
{"text":"[Rob] That's not the point, though."}
{"text":"-You don't understand.  -[scoffs]"}
{"text":"You're not married.  I've got a son. He's nine years old."}
{"text":"You've seen photos of him.  Think of him, please."}
{"text":"I'm sorry."}
{"text":"[Rob sighs]"}
{"text":"I sat on this for you."}
{"text":"-I fucking sat on this for you!  -I'm sorry. I'm sorry!"}
{"text":"Hey, look at me."}
{"text":"[sniffles]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"Look at me."}
{"text":"I've made up my mind,  and that's how it is."}
{"text":"Please, please, please."}
{"text":"Please, please, please, Rob.  Hey, listen, I understand. I understand."}
{"text":"Do you?"}
{"text":"Yeah. Come on, let's talk about this."}
{"text":"No, no, I can't stay here."}
{"text":"-[Mia] No, no, no, no.  -What are you doing? Let go!"}
{"text":"Mia, I'm fucking leaving."}
{"text":"[Rob] What are you doing?"}
{"text":"Mia, let the-- Mia, let the fuck--  Let the fuck-- go!"}
{"text":"-[crashing]  -[Rob] Fuck..."}
{"text":"-[Mia sobs]  -Ah!"}
{"text":"[head cracks]"}
{"text":"[Mia gasps]"}
{"text":"[Rob groans]"}
{"text":"-[Mia grunts]  -[choking]"}
{"text":"[choking continues]"}
{"text":"-[Mia strains]  -[groans]"}
{"text":"[Mia gasping]"}
{"text":"[choking stops]"}
{"text":"[breath quavering]"}
{"text":"[Mia panting]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[\"Anyone Who Knows What Love Is\" playing]"}
{"text":"[pizza van whirs]"}
{"text":"[whirring, crashing]"}
{"text":"[man screams in pain]"}
{"text":"[pizza van alarm bleeps]"}
{"text":"[man groans]"}
{"text":"-[woman] Huh?  -[exhales]"}
{"text":"[man] Codger."}
{"text":"That's his name, Codger. [laughs]"}
{"text":"-What?  -[guinea pig squeaks]"}
{"text":"-Ah, you don't like him.  -Oh, it's not that."}
{"text":"-It's so hard to get presents for you.  -No, I like him. He's... fluffy. [laughs]"}
{"text":"Exactly. No, Ali's gonna love him."}
{"text":"It's just we've got a lot going on,  what with Ali and..."}
{"text":"I'll take him back. The pet shop guy  was OK. It won't be a problem."}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, you're right.  It'll be good for Ali."}
{"text":"Codger stays."}
{"text":"-He's... Codger the lodger.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"[baby crying]"}
{"text":"Changing time. Uh..."}
{"text":"-Happy birthday.  -Thanks."}
{"text":"-[baby continues crying]  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"[squeaks]"}
{"text":"[clicks, bleeping]"}
{"text":"[police radio chatter]"}
{"text":"-[knocking on door]  -[man] Room service."}
{"text":"[clears throat]"}
{"text":"-[card bleeping]  -[man] Lovely, thank you."}
{"text":"[door opens]"}
{"text":"[door closes]"}
{"text":"[sexual moaning]"}
{"text":"-[Mia grunts]  -[moaning continues]"}
{"text":"[sexual moaning in background]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[cart rattles]"}
{"text":"[phone vibrating]"}
{"text":"[vibration continues]"}
{"text":"Hi. Hiya, love."}
{"text":"Yeah, it was...  No, the speech went great."}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm back in the morning."}
{"text":"I'm just tired, that's all."}
{"text":"Um..."}
{"text":"Did he? Oh, that's great."}
{"text":"No, don't put him on."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"Hi, hey."}
{"text":"Hey, Dad said you were great  in your rehearsal for your play."}
{"text":"You had a good rehearsal?  Yeah, I'm proud of you."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"I love you."}
{"text":"-[clanging]  -[chattering]"}
{"text":"[chains jangle]"}
{"text":"[exhaling, grunting]"}
{"text":"[sizzling]"}
{"text":"[body crashing, sizzling]"}
{"text":"[typing]"}
{"text":"So that's one night."}
{"text":"You had room service  and a 9.99 charge for the movie."}
{"text":"For a movie?"}
{"text":"You... you watched a film last night, no?"}
{"text":"Yeah. I was in last night, yeah."}
{"text":"[card reader bleeps]"}
{"text":"Thanks."}
{"text":"-Thank you.  -[elevator dings]"}
{"text":"[alarm blares in distance]"}
{"text":"[knocking]"}
{"text":"I'm from Realm Insurance,  about the pizza van accident."}
{"text":"[man] Oh, come in."}
{"text":"[woman] I mean,"}
{"text":"it'll cover you for up to four months,  but that is quite a substantial claim."}
{"text":"Well, I was heading off on tour  with the Philharmonic next week."}
{"text":"Europe, Middle East, Australia."}
{"text":"-not now.  -Mm."}
{"text":"As I'm sure you appreciate,  with a payout of this size,"}
{"text":"-we will need to investigate the accident.  -Yeah, of course."}
{"text":"Now, that stretch of the street has  a security camera, vandalized,"}
{"text":"by some kids, I'm guessing,   paintballed right in the wrong place."}
{"text":"But the, um..."}
{"text":"delivery van thing must've had a camera."}
{"text":"-Not working.  -Oh, for God's sake."}
{"text":"No, that's actually good for your claim.  Fences Pizza's a big company."}
{"text":"They've been claiming  their driverless fleet has a good record."}
{"text":"[man scoffs]"}
{"text":"The malfunctioning camera,  that's a step toward negligence."}
{"text":"So if we can prove full liability,  you could also consider filing"}
{"text":"a substantial civil case  under our litigation wing?"}
{"text":"Could be a lot of money."}
{"text":"Yeah, OK, I'm sold."}
{"text":"Great. [chuckles]"}
{"text":"Now, I'll just hook you up"}
{"text":"-to the recaller here.  -[whirring]"}
{"text":"-[man] It's one of those memory dredgers?  -[bleeps]"}
{"text":"[woman laughs] We prefer \"corroborators.\""}
{"text":"-[man] Police things, aren't they?  -Mm... Not since last year."}
{"text":"We all have them now."}
{"text":"Right."}
{"text":"-May I?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"-[man] I feel like a specimen.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"[suctions, bleeps]"}
{"text":"[woman] So, this accesses engrams,  your memories of what happened."}
{"text":"Now, they're subjective."}
{"text":"They may not be totally accurate,  and they're often emotional,"}
{"text":"but by collecting a range of recollections  from yourself and any witnesses,"}
{"text":"we can help build a corroborative picture  of the whole."}
{"text":"[man] I don't remember anything.  It's a total blank."}
{"text":"Oh, I've got something that might help."}
{"text":"[man] What, getting drunk?"}
{"text":"The accident happened a few hundred  meters from the Castle Port Brewery."}
{"text":"[bottle fizzes]"}
{"text":"The whole area smells like a pub."}
{"text":"No sipping, just take a sniff."}
{"text":"Aroma's a great memory boost,  helps anchor you"}
{"text":"-to where you were.  -[sniffs]"}
{"text":"Oh... that's familiar."}
{"text":"OK. Now, hold that smell in your mind,  close your eyes and picture the street."}
{"text":"[man exhales]"}
{"text":"[bleeping, whirring]"}
{"text":"[woman] Getting something now."}
{"text":"-Yeah. I went to a sort of comic shop...  -[static whirring]"}
{"text":"[man] Culty stuff. Um..."}
{"text":"I think it started snowing  when I came out."}
{"text":"Heavy snow, um..."}
{"text":"There was music from a car."}
{"text":"-[bleeping]  -[\"Anyone Who Knows What Love Is\" playing]"}
{"text":"I like that song."}
{"text":"[man] There was a woman in a yellow coat  coming towards me."}
{"text":"[woman] Good recall on her face."}
{"text":"She had this weird lipstick on.  It stood out."}
{"text":"And she's pretty."}
{"text":"-[music continues]  -Um, yeah, yeah, and that, too."}
{"text":"Well, the more emotional your response,  the more vivid your memory of it is."}
{"text":"So there was the music and a girl,  and then what happened?"}
{"text":"[man] Well, I went to cross the road,  wasn't really thinking about anything,"}
{"text":"-and, uh...  -[car screeching]"}
{"text":"And that's just when it just goes. Um..."}
{"text":"That's OK.  What you've given me is already useful."}
{"text":"-[man] Really?  -[video rewinds]"}
{"text":"[woman] Well, I've got someone  to look for, Little Miss Yellow Coat."}
{"text":"-Hey.  -[man] Ah, the wanderer returns."}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -You don't know how to fix this, do you?"}
{"text":"Um, yeah, I'll have a look at it later."}
{"text":"-[boy] Hi, Mom.  -[Mia] Hi, you."}
{"text":"[video game beeping]"}
{"text":"Tonight's the big night."}
{"text":"We coulda been anything  That we wanted to be"}
{"text":"[boy] Dad!"}
{"text":"-School musical, Bugsy Malone.  -[clears throat]"}
{"text":"You all right?"}
{"text":"Yeah. Yeah."}
{"text":"They've got this, um, sound system  for the backing tracks"}
{"text":"that they can't work out  and I said I'd help them out."}
{"text":"So... I'm gonna be there all day."}
{"text":"You're gonna die  of loneliness here, are you?"}
{"text":"[Mia] Yeah, I'll be fine."}
{"text":"[man] Well, we'll see you later, 7:30."}
{"text":"-[Mia] Mm-hmm.  -Don't forget."}
{"text":"I won't."}
{"text":"-[man] See ya.  -[boy] See you later."}
{"text":"[Mia] Bye."}
{"text":"[distant sirens]"}
{"text":"[phone bleeps]"}
{"text":"[phone clunks]"}
{"text":"[engine moaning]"}
{"text":"[engine fires up, beeping]"}
{"text":"[candy bag rustles]"}
{"text":"[woman] It was only yesterday.  You're efficient."}
{"text":"The fresher the memory,  the stronger it is,"}
{"text":"and the stronger the memory,  the stronger the case."}
{"text":"I'll also just get you  to take a sniff of this."}
{"text":"-[bottle fizzes]  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"[laughs] God knows what they think  we're doing in here."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"If you close your eyes,  I'm also gonna play a piece of music."}
{"text":"[\"Anyone Who Knows What Love Is\" playing]"}
{"text":"God, yeah, yeah, that, that was on."}
{"text":"How weird."}
{"text":"Hold those things in your mind  and picture what you saw."}
{"text":"-[music continues]  -[sniffing]"}
{"text":"I was on Stanhope Road,  near the hotel place,"}
{"text":"looking at flats and stuff,  you know, window shopping."}
{"text":"I saw this guy walking towards me."}
{"text":"I remember thinking  he looked sort of sweet."}
{"text":"The music was coming from the car,  which pulled off."}
{"text":"Actually that was when  the delivery thing drove past."}
{"text":"[static buzzing]"}
{"text":"Fences Pizza?  What sort of speed was it going?"}
{"text":"You mean, was it going too fast?"}
{"text":"Um..."}
{"text":"-Try And focus on the vehicle.  -Maybe."}
{"text":"-[woman] Um...  -[bleeping]"}
{"text":"[sighs] Um..."}
{"text":"I don't know. I couldn't really say."}
{"text":"What about the impact itself?"}
{"text":"Well, I didn't really see it.  I just saw the aftermath, really."}
{"text":"[crashing, man screaming]"}
{"text":"-[video bleeps]  -[controller clicks]"}
{"text":"[screaming replays]"}
{"text":"[video bleeps]"}
{"text":"A moment earlier  you saw a bright light?"}
{"text":"Yeah. Like a camera flash just before."}
{"text":"Just outside the dentist place."}
{"text":"-[recaller beeps]  -Hmm."}
{"text":"[scrubbing]"}
{"text":"[doorbell buzzes]"}
{"text":"[woman] And I'm assuming  your window glazing's soundproof."}
{"text":"-[dentist] Yes, we get the odd screamer.  -I won't bother with the music then."}
{"text":"Look, to be honest,  the memory's a bit embarrassing--"}
{"text":"-Don't worry, I've seen it all.  -Do you have to use that thing?"}
{"text":"Look, your memories  will be sealed and private."}
{"text":"Unless they indicate you're harming  yourself or another person."}
{"text":"Go on then."}
{"text":"[suctions, bleeping]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[recaller bleeping]"}
{"text":"[crunches on candy]"}
{"text":"[static bleep]"}
{"text":"[dentist] I'd had a patient."}
{"text":"Hmm, so I see."}
{"text":"[dentist] She left around six, I think."}
{"text":"I stayed to clear up."}
{"text":"You saw something from the window?"}
{"text":"[dentist sighs]"}
{"text":"There was a guy in the hotel window."}
{"text":"Well, what can I say?"}
{"text":"[dentist] He was picturesque."}
{"text":"[controller clicking]"}
{"text":"[woman] Did you take a photo?"}
{"text":"-[candy crunching]  -[dentist] Well, I tried to."}
{"text":"I left the flash on by mistake,  so all I got was the reflection."}
{"text":"[camera shutter clicks]"}
{"text":"-[woman] And then?  -I was going to take another one."}
{"text":"I saw some woman staring at something."}
{"text":"So I looked down,  it was just a load of commotion."}
{"text":"[dentist] There was a woman  in a sort of lime coat."}
{"text":"[crunching] Hmm, yellow actually."}
{"text":"-[dentist] Well, I knew it was vivid.  -Well, memories can be subjective."}
{"text":"What we do is build up an overall average,  a crowd-sourced picture of reality."}
{"text":"[recaller bleeps]"}
{"text":"Did you see the vehicle  that hit the pedestrian?"}
{"text":"Any sense of its speed?"}
{"text":"I didn't see the actual crash, sorry."}
{"text":"[beeping, whirring]"}
{"text":"OK. [exhales]"}
{"text":"-You won't tell anyone about the photo?  -[recaller bleeps]"}
{"text":"Don't need to put that in my report."}
{"text":"It's safe with me."}
{"text":"[hotel clerk] That'd be room 304."}
{"text":"Can you tell me who stayed there?"}
{"text":"-You're not the police?  -No, but..."}
{"text":"Then you'd have to lodge  for an information request for that."}
{"text":"But that could take up to a week  to process."}
{"text":"Sorry, management's an ass about it  ever since that thing"}
{"text":"with what's-his-name,  the judge of Hot Shots?"}
{"text":"Anyway, he got caught with a rent boy  and, um, a tabloid got his name"}
{"text":"by hacking our booking system, and yeah,"}
{"text":"they're tight as anything  about the rule now."}
{"text":"Oh, the woman I'm after  hasn't done anything."}
{"text":"I just think she might have  seen something outside"}
{"text":"yesterday evening about 6:30."}
{"text":"Oh, I can..."}
{"text":"I can tell you that she wasn't outside...  and I know what she was looking at."}
{"text":"[gentle scoff] How so?"}
{"text":"I can't tell you who she is but, um,  she's into interesting films."}
{"text":"We log the in-house movies that people  watch and, um..."}
{"text":"her choice stood out."}
{"text":"Oh. [laughs]"}
{"text":"-How nice for her. Thanks.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"[seagulls squawking outside]"}
{"text":"[computer bleeps]"}
{"text":"Oh, bless you."}
{"text":"[man] How's the pizza accident going?"}
{"text":"[woman] Hmm. A pain in the ass."}
{"text":"Can't pinpoint liability 'cause no one  agrees on the speed of the bloody thing"}
{"text":"and I can't find anyone  who actually saw the impact."}
{"text":"Well, not yet."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"Except maybe smudge face here,  whoever she is."}
{"text":"-[computer bleeps]  -[woman] Oh, bingo."}
{"text":"Mia Nolan.  You might be the one, if you'll talk."}
{"text":"What, if she'll talk?"}
{"text":"She was doing something embarrassing  in the hotel room,"}
{"text":"watching a porn film."}
{"text":"She might not want me  poking around in her head."}
{"text":"[man chuckles]"}
{"text":"She's, like, 50 miles out of town.  Do you mind if I head there now?"}
{"text":"It's a bit late."}
{"text":"Oh, if I sew this up in 24 hours,  I get two times bonus."}
{"text":"Well..."}
{"text":"Go. Go."}
{"text":"[keys jangle]"}
{"text":"[inhales]"}
{"text":"-[\"Anyone Who Knows What Love Is\" playing]  - I know I won't ever let you go"}
{"text":"Oh, it's more than I could ever stand"}
{"text":"Oh, but anyone"}
{"text":"[music continues]"}
{"text":"Who knows what love is"}
{"text":"Will understand"}
{"text":"[doorbell buzzes]"}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Shazia. I'm from Realm Insurance."}
{"text":"-I've already got insurance, thanks.  -[Shazia] I'm not selling anything."}
{"text":"I'm following up on an incident  you might've seen, a road accident."}
{"text":"I don't know anything about an accident."}
{"text":"[Shazia] This was only yesterday."}
{"text":"-[Mia] An accident?  -On Stanhope Road."}
{"text":"Medina Plaza Hotel, a pedestrian  was hit by a delivery vehicle,"}
{"text":"Fences Pizza, driverless."}
{"text":"Um... [laughs]"}
{"text":"Right, yeah. I'm sorry, actually I did."}
{"text":"When you first mentioned it, I just didn't  think of it, but um... yeah, I did."}
{"text":"So you saw what happened?"}
{"text":"[Mia] Uh, yeah,  there was a guy crossing the street"}
{"text":"and this little van thing sort of just  clipped him, it was quick."}
{"text":"[Shazia] Do you mind if I ask you a few  questions about it? It won't take long."}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I'm really busy. I've got..."}
{"text":"[Shazia] I don't wanna sound heavy but  it's a legal requirement since last year."}
{"text":"It's a legal requirement?"}
{"text":"Well, if you've witnessed  an incident, yes."}
{"text":"I have to notify the police  when people refuse,"}
{"text":"and when they get involved,  it just drags everything out, so..."}
{"text":"[Mia clears throat]"}
{"text":"-Come in.  -[sighs] Thank you."}
{"text":"Yeah, just that way."}
{"text":"[recaller firing up]"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"[Shazia] OK."}
{"text":"-What does that do?  -[Shazia] The recaller?"}
{"text":"Just helps me get a record  of what happened."}
{"text":"May I?"}
{"text":"Well, I can just tell you what happened.  I can remember."}
{"text":"The van hit the guy, and he fell over,  and then people came to help."}
{"text":"[Shazia] How fast was it going though,  the delivery vehicle?"}
{"text":"Um..."}
{"text":"[Shazia] See, I just need a sense of that."}
{"text":"It's sometimes hard to articulate  what your mind's eye's seen,"}
{"text":"but capturing your impression  of what you saw is really useful."}
{"text":"-OK, but I've got--  -And that's all I'm interested in."}
{"text":"You can read the terms here if you like."}
{"text":"All the legal stuff is in there."}
{"text":"Look, I don't care what you might've been  doing in the hotel room in your own time."}
{"text":"I'm not gonna ask you anything about that.  Won't go there."}
{"text":"-OK.  -[Shazia] Private stuff is private stuff."}
{"text":"-So it's just the accident?  -Just that."}
{"text":"[Mia] It's a bit of a long read, isn't it?"}
{"text":"[Shazia laughs]"}
{"text":"-Do you want a tea or a coffee?  -Oh, a coffee would be great."}
{"text":"-Yeah, OK. Espresso?  -Perfect."}
{"text":"[coffee machine whirs]"}
{"text":"Do you mind if I just go and have a pee  if I'm gonna be sat down a while?"}
{"text":"-[Shazia] Yeah, sure.  -OK."}
{"text":"I ate hotel food, I had room service."}
{"text":"I ate room service."}
{"text":"I was in the hotel room on my own."}
{"text":"Watched porn."}
{"text":"Watched porn."}
{"text":"Saw the accident."}
{"text":"Come on, focus. [breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"I was on my own."}
{"text":"I was on my own."}
{"text":"I was on my own."}
{"text":"[suctions, bleeps]"}
{"text":"[bottle fizzes open]"}
{"text":"There you go."}
{"text":"Take a sniff."}
{"text":"-What's that for?  -It'll just help your recall."}
{"text":"[bleeping]"}
{"text":"-[sets down bottle]  -That's it."}
{"text":"[\"Anyone Who Knows What Love Is\" playing]"}
{"text":"[Shazia]  The music will help jog your memory, too."}
{"text":"OK, close your eyes."}
{"text":"OK, let's start with you  in your hotel room."}
{"text":"You can blame me  Try to shame me..."}
{"text":"[Mia] So I was in my room  and I ordered room service."}
{"text":"- ...care for you   -[sexual moaning]"}
{"text":"All I need is the accident."}
{"text":"[Shazia] Try to picture the moments  leading up to the impact."}
{"text":"- Anyone   -[man screaming]"}
{"text":"I just feel so sorry"}
{"text":"[man screaming]"}
{"text":"[Mia] The fucking shame,  the fucking guilt..."}
{"text":"-[static noise]  -[Mia] No."}
{"text":"-[Mia] No!  -[Rob gasps]"}
{"text":"-[Mia] I sat on this...  -[Rob] Get the fuck off me fucking--"}
{"text":"[screaming, groaning]"}
{"text":"[crashing, screams]"}
{"text":"[static noise intensifies]"}
{"text":"-[recaller bleeps]  -[Shazia clears throat]"}
{"text":"Well, that's... great."}
{"text":"Got what I needed on the van,  so, I'll be off."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"[Shazia] That's it. [chuckles]"}
{"text":"-So you've got everything you needed?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"Doesn't take long, it's just  a simple thing with the speed so..."}
{"text":"-[Mia] Right.  -Yeah. Yeah."}
{"text":"[Mia] Sorry about being short,  it's been a long day."}
{"text":"-No, it's fine.  -Got a lot of work on. Did you..."}
{"text":"-So you've got everything you needed?  -[Shazia] Yeah, yeah, got it all."}
{"text":"-Don't worry, thank you so much.  -I know this sounds silly,"}
{"text":"but, um, you know, sometimes I just think  mad things, and it doesn't mean anything,"}
{"text":"do you know what I mean?  When you have strange thoughts."}
{"text":"No, it's fine, like I said.  I got what I needed, so thank you."}
{"text":"Yeah, but do you know what I mean?  It's not like... it's just my head."}
{"text":"[car engine moans]"}
{"text":"[Shazia] Come on!"}
{"text":"[engine moans]"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"[screaming] No, no, no, no! No!"}
{"text":"[Mia groans]"}
{"text":"[heavy breathing]"}
{"text":"[Shazia] No!"}
{"text":"[Mia] I'm sorry, um..."}
{"text":"-[Mia sniffles]  -[Shazia groaning]"}
{"text":"[Mia] Um..."}
{"text":"I fucked up, and I panicked."}
{"text":"[Shazia whimpers]"}
{"text":"Does your head hurt?"}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"[Mia] OK."}
{"text":"[sobbing]"}
{"text":"What am I gonna do with you?"}
{"text":"[sobbing increases]"}
{"text":"I mean, I can't let you go."}
{"text":"You're gonna tell someone, aren't you?"}
{"text":"[muffled sounds]"}
{"text":"I know, but even if you say you won't,  your recollections are all recorded."}
{"text":"-[muffled] I won't.  -They're not?"}
{"text":"[Shazia sobbing] No."}
{"text":"If I take that off your mouth,  will you promise not to scream?"}
{"text":"-Do you promise?  -[whimpers]"}
{"text":"Forget the report. I'll delete... [sniffs]  I'll delete it, it won't go anywhere."}
{"text":"I don't know. I tried to delete it,  and I couldn't figure it out."}
{"text":"I won't say anything to anyone, I promise.  I'll forget the whole thing."}
{"text":"[crying] No one will know.  I won't say anything."}
{"text":"I wish I believed you."}
{"text":"I mean it. I mean it. I've seen things."}
{"text":"I've seen things on the recaller."}
{"text":"Secrets, personal things,  I've never spilled any of it."}
{"text":"I'm not allowed to, it's the law."}
{"text":"It's like confession,  it's like Catholic confession."}
{"text":"It'll be illegal for me to say anything.  Totally illegal, even if I wanted to!"}
{"text":"None of that's true, is it?"}
{"text":"-It is, I swear.  -[Mia] It's not."}
{"text":"It is."}
{"text":"Did you tell anyone that  you were coming here today?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"-You're lying.  -I'm not. I swear I'm not lying."}
{"text":"[Shazia sobs] No, I swear."}
{"text":"[muffled] I swear. No!"}
{"text":"[gasps, screaming] No!"}
{"text":"No!"}
{"text":"[recaller fires up]"}
{"text":"-[bleeping]  -[Shazia moaning, sobbing]"}
{"text":"[ear piece bleeps]"}
{"text":"[sobbing] No!"}
{"text":"What did you do  before you came here today?"}
{"text":"-[Shazia crying]  -[static noise]"}
{"text":"[Shazia sings along to  \"Anyone Who Knows What Love Is\"]"}
{"text":"Oh, but anyone"}
{"text":"Who knows what love is..."}
{"text":"I like that song."}
{"text":"-[Shazia sobbing]  - Will understand"}
{"text":"Who did you speak to?"}
{"text":"[Shazia on video] Bingo."}
{"text":"-Mia Nolan, if she'll talk.  -[Shazia continues sobbing]"}
{"text":"-If she'll talk?  -[Shazia] No!"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"[Shazia whimpers]"}
{"text":"-Is that your husband?  -[muffled] No!"}
{"text":"[muffled sobbing] No!"}
{"text":"No!"}
{"text":"[Mia] I'm really sorry."}
{"text":"[screaming] No!"}
{"text":"Will you please close your eyes for me?"}
{"text":"[Shazia utters muffled prayer]"}
{"text":"[banging, cracking]"}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"[retching]"}
{"text":"[keys jangle]"}
{"text":"[man]  Everyone's in their costumes already."}
{"text":"Yeah, please, make sure you're on time."}
{"text":"-Yeah, I know, love.  -Are you far off?"}
{"text":"-Remember it starts at 7:30.  -I'm gonna make it, 7:30."}
{"text":"-At 7:30.  -Yeah. [sniffs]"}
{"text":"-All right.  -I'll see you outside."}
{"text":"-See you in a bit, sweetheart.  -OK."}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[orchestral music playing]"}
{"text":"[door clicks open]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[orchestral music continues]"}
{"text":"[TV clicks off]"}
{"text":"[man clears throat]"}
{"text":"[door opens]"}
{"text":"[footsteps going upstairs]"}
{"text":"[footsteps]"}
{"text":"[water running]"}
{"text":"[water stops running]"}
{"text":"[water splashing]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[phone vibrating]"}
{"text":"[man gasps]"}
{"text":"[Mia groans]"}
{"text":"[thumps]"}
{"text":"[Mia panting]"}
{"text":"[Mia whimpers]"}
{"text":"[whimpering]"}
{"text":"[grunts, exhales]"}
{"text":"[crying]"}
{"text":"[baby coos, squealing]"}
{"text":"[baby babbling]"}
{"text":"[baby talk continues]"}
{"text":"[baby cries]"}
{"text":"[crying increases]"}
{"text":"[baby cooing, crying]"}
{"text":"-[man] Cutting it a bit fine.  -[Mia] Yeah, it was just work stuff."}
{"text":"Jesus, what'd you eat, a vineyard?"}
{"text":"No, I just finished the design  so had a glass of wine."}
{"text":"-[man] Fuck off, a glass. Fine.  -Let's just go in, all right?"}
{"text":"[man shivers]"}
{"text":"[piano playing]"}
{"text":"[piano continues]"}
{"text":"We coulda been anything"}
{"text":"That we wanted to be"}
{"text":"And it's not too late to change"}
{"text":"It's been decided  To give it some thought"}
{"text":"Maybe you'll agree we really ought"}
{"text":"Two, three, four!"}
{"text":"We coulda been anything  That we wanted to be"}
{"text":"[clapping to music]"}
{"text":"Yes, that decision was ours"}
{"text":"It's been decided we're weaker divided"}
{"text":"Let friendship double up our powers"}
{"text":"[sirens]"}
{"text":"[policeman over radio]  Yeah, just confirming double homicide."}
{"text":"One adult male and one male infant."}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm at the scene now."}
{"text":"[sirens continue]"}
{"text":"-[camera shutter clicking]  -Who kills a baby?"}
{"text":"I don't know."}
{"text":"Probably someone worried  about leaving a witness."}
{"text":"[female detective]  Bloodbath upstairs and this downstairs."}
{"text":"[male detective] But he couldn't see."}
{"text":"Poor fucker was born blind apparently."}
{"text":"So I have to say, I have absolutely  no idea who I'm looking for."}
{"text":"So it's a good job you're not asking me."}
{"text":"Come on, let's clear out of here.  Let's let the recall team do their job."}
{"text":"-[camera clicking]  -[female detective] Come on."}
{"text":"[guinea pig squeaking]"}
{"text":"[machine whirs]"}
{"text":"[forensic investigator] Here we go."}
{"text":"-[guinea pig squeaks]  -[recaller beeps]"}
{"text":"[piano playing]"}
{"text":"You give a little love  And it all comes back to you"}
{"text":"La la la la la la la"}
{"text":"You know You're gonna be remembered"}
{"text":"For the things that you say and do"}
{"text":"[cheering, applause]"}
{"text":"[mother] Well done!"}
{"text":"[teacher] Put your hands together  for this year's fantastic school choir."}
{"text":"What a lovely evening.  Thank you so much for coming."}
{"text":"Put your hands together  for Mrs. Henry..."}
{"text":"-Coach.  -[device] Yes, Frank?"}
{"text":"-Where do I go?  -[device] Proceed to the hub."}
{"text":"Got ya."}
{"text":"[chattering]"}
{"text":"-How will I know who he is?  -[device] This is him."}
{"text":"-[Frank] Hi. Oh, oh.  -[cutlery clatters]"}
{"text":"Sorry. Fork."}
{"text":"-Amy.  -No, no, my name's not fork."}
{"text":"-I guessed. It was just--  -It's Frank."}
{"text":"-Do you wanna sit? Shall we sit?  -I think it's that or stand. [laughs]"}
{"text":"[Frank] Come sit, yeah?"}
{"text":"Oh, oh! That's, um... I was on that side."}
{"text":"-Oh. Shall I...?  -No, no, it doesn't matter."}
{"text":"[Frank laughs]"}
{"text":"-[Frank] Why bring it up?  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"Sorry. I'm so bloody nervous."}
{"text":"It's my first time on the,  you know, the system."}
{"text":"-Me too.  -Oh, really?"}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm shitting it, mate."}
{"text":"-Come to mention It, you look terrified.  -do I?"}
{"text":"-Yeah, quaking with fear.  -Or maybe shaking with revulsion?"}
{"text":"At least you stopped... shitting."}
{"text":"Oh! [laughs]"}
{"text":"-Are you sure about that?   -[both laugh]"}
{"text":"[Amy laughs]"}
{"text":"-Shall we stop talking about shitting?  -maybe order some food? Good plan."}
{"text":"Yeah. OK."}
{"text":"-do you know How we order?  -I think we use these."}
{"text":"-Oh!  -[device] Menu choice already established."}
{"text":"-[Frank] Oh. Ta.  -[waiter] Here you are, sir."}
{"text":"[waiter] And for you, madam."}
{"text":"Well, evidently I'm a pasta girl."}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm a, uh..."}
{"text":"-[cutlery clatters]  -...fishcake..."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"-[Amy] Hmm.   -[Frank] Mmm."}
{"text":"-It's good.  -Can I try some?"}
{"text":"Are we... allowed to do that?"}
{"text":"Fuck it."}
{"text":"-Yeah, fuck it.  -[Amy laughs]"}
{"text":"-Mm. That is good.  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"So... we're both first-timers."}
{"text":"[Frank] Hmm."}
{"text":"-Shall we check our expiry date?  -Yeah, Good plan."}
{"text":"Yeah? All right, um,  so I think it's under \"info.\""}
{"text":"Yeah, uh, \"tap to reveal.\"  We have to tap to reveal at the same time."}
{"text":"-OK. So, on three, two, one. Go.  -[devices beep]"}
{"text":"-Twelve hours.  -Yeah, 12 hours."}
{"text":"-OK.  -Bit, um..."}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -Bit short."}
{"text":"-It is a bit short, isn't it?  -Hmm."}
{"text":"Oh. And getting shorter.  I didn't realize it would..."}
{"text":"sort of count down like that."}
{"text":"It's sort of sad."}
{"text":"Maybe we should eat quickly."}
{"text":"-Yeah. Yeah, maybe we should.  -The race is on."}
{"text":"-Come on, hurry up.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"[Frank] I guess this is us."}
{"text":"And this takes us to the place?"}
{"text":"Yeah, suppose so."}
{"text":"-After you.  -[Amy] Thank you. [laughs]"}
{"text":"[whispers] It's massive."}
{"text":"-[Frank] Here we are.  -[Amy] Yep."}
{"text":"[Amy] Huh."}
{"text":"[vehicle drives away]"}
{"text":"-do you wanna open It Or Shall I?  -you go ahead."}
{"text":"-All right.  -Ha!Too slow."}
{"text":"You're a knob. [laughs]"}
{"text":"[door opens]"}
{"text":"Oh, God. It's a shithole."}
{"text":"-You're kidding.  -I am, yeah."}
{"text":"[Amy chuckles]"}
{"text":"[lounge music plays]"}
{"text":"[Amy] Ooh!"}
{"text":"It's nice. I, uh, like that lamp."}
{"text":"-Yeah, it's incredible, that lamp.  -[laughs] Fuck off."}
{"text":"[Amy] Hmm."}
{"text":"Right. That's, uh..."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"There's an en suite."}
{"text":"-Shower Or bath?  -Both."}
{"text":"Ah. That's good."}
{"text":"Uh. Well, I'm...  I'm just gonna use the loo."}
{"text":"Yeah, I've got to, uh... over here, so...  [clears throat]"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"[Amy clears throat]"}
{"text":"OK, seriously, what are we meant to do?"}
{"text":"[device] Query too broad. Please narrow."}
{"text":"Well, I mean, are we just meant to...  I don't know, like, just go at it?"}
{"text":"-[device] Define \"go at it.\"  -[scoffs]"}
{"text":"Fucking hell."}
{"text":"So, are we meant to just  have sex with each other?"}
{"text":"[device] Participants are not required  to take any specific action."}
{"text":"Yeah, but I mean we can, right?"}
{"text":"I mean, people do  if it's just a short time?"}
{"text":"[device] If that's your decision."}
{"text":"-It's up to us?  -[device] It's up to you."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"I could just sleep here."}
{"text":"Don't be daft.  You'll be scrunched up in a ball."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"It's not awful."}
{"text":"The bed's pretty big.  I'm sure we could both fit in it."}
{"text":"Yeah, OK."}
{"text":"Must have been mental before the system."}
{"text":"How do you mean?"}
{"text":"Well, people had to do  the whole relationship thing themselves,"}
{"text":"work out who they wanna be with."}
{"text":"Hmm. Option paralysis."}
{"text":"So many choices, you end up  not knowing which one you want."}
{"text":"Yeah, exactly, and if things seem shitty,"}
{"text":"they'd have to figure out whether  they wanted to break up with someone."}
{"text":"How to break up with someone.  Fuckin' hell."}
{"text":"-Just a nightmare.  -It's not like when it's all mapped out."}
{"text":"God, no. It's so much simpler  when it's all mapped out."}
{"text":"[Frank] Hmm."}
{"text":"-This is weird, though.  -It really is. hmm."}
{"text":"[door opens and closes]"}
{"text":"-Well, then.  -So..."}
{"text":"Thanks for being my first."}
{"text":"-[devices beep]  -[Frank] Oh. Yeah."}
{"text":"-[device beeps]  -[Amy] Bloody time."}
{"text":"It was great, you know. You were nice."}
{"text":"-[devices beeping]  -So were you."}
{"text":"If we had this time again,  you would totally get it, by the way."}
{"text":"-Oh, you... you bastard.  -Sorry."}
{"text":"-You'd get it, too.  -Fucked that one up, didn't we?"}
{"text":"-Yeah, totally.  -[both laugh]"}
{"text":"[devices chime]"}
{"text":"I guess I just don't see the point  in something that short. Twelve hours."}
{"text":"[device]  Even your reaction to a brief encounter"}
{"text":"provides the system  with valuable information."}
{"text":"[pants]"}
{"text":"Yeah, well, I didn't even do anything.  The system thinks I'm a prude."}
{"text":"[device] The system makes  no moral judgments."}
{"text":"Yeah, but how do I know she wasn't  the perfect match for me? She was..."}
{"text":"[device] Your ultimate compatible other  has not yet been selected."}
{"text":"Yeah, I know, but it's--"}
{"text":"[device] The system gains insight  as each participant progresses"}
{"text":"through numerous relationships"}
{"text":"and uses the gathered data to eventually  select an ultimate compatible other."}
{"text":"On your pairing day, I know,  and it always finds your perfect match."}
{"text":"[device] In 99.8% of cases."}
{"text":"But I have to go through  loads of relationships to find it."}
{"text":"-[device] That is correct.  -Great."}
{"text":"-[strains]  -[stone skips four times]"}
{"text":"-[device chimes]  -What was that?"}
{"text":"-[device] Another relationship.  -What, already?"}
{"text":"-[device chimes]  -[Frank] What's this, another one?"}
{"text":"[device] That is correct."}
{"text":"[sighs] I'd best go get changed, then."}
{"text":"-[chattering]  -[music plays softly]"}
{"text":"Holy fuck. Tell me that's him."}
{"text":"[device] I cannot confirm identity  until a personal introduction is made."}
{"text":"-Hi.  -Hi."}
{"text":"-[device] Identity confirmed.  -[man clears throat]"}
{"text":"-I like your hair.  -Yours is Good too."}
{"text":"-It's all my own.  -[Amy laughs]"}
{"text":"It's just funny."}
{"text":"[Amy laughs]"}
{"text":"[Frank] Hi."}
{"text":"I'm Frank."}
{"text":"[woman] Hmm."}
{"text":"Nicola. I've been here a while."}
{"text":"Aye, sorry. I was getting changed."}
{"text":"-really?  -you started already?"}
{"text":"-I was hungry.   -Yeah, course, Yeah. Sorry."}
{"text":"Come on, let's get it over with.  Checking the expiry."}
{"text":"Oh! Yeah, yeah."}
{"text":"[devices beep]"}
{"text":"One year."}
{"text":"We've got each other for one year?  Could be a mistake."}
{"text":"-Coach, is this a mistake?  -[device] This is not a mistake."}
{"text":"Jesus fucking Christ."}
{"text":"There'll be a reason."}
{"text":"[Frank] Thanks."}
{"text":"[clears throat]"}
{"text":"[cutlery scrapes on plate]"}
{"text":"Look on the bright side.  Chicken tikka masala."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"Chicken tikka mas-- It's a joke."}
{"text":"Right. So you're the sort of person  that makes jokes."}
{"text":"[puts cutlery down]"}
{"text":"-OK, So on three.  -two, one."}
{"text":"[devices beep]"}
{"text":"Oh. Interesting."}
{"text":"Nine months."}
{"text":"Well... cheers."}
{"text":"Cheers."}
{"text":"[exhales loudly]"}
{"text":"-[electronic sounds]  -[door opens]"}
{"text":"[soft jazz playing]"}
{"text":"Pretty much the same as my last one."}
{"text":"-How many of these have you had?  -Relationships? So far? Five."}
{"text":"-[Amy] Oh. [laughs]  -I'm an old hand, I suppose."}
{"text":"[Amy clears throat]"}
{"text":"Listen, I'm just gonna jump in the shower."}
{"text":"-OK.  -Won't be long."}
{"text":"[Amy laughs]"}
{"text":"[soft jazz continues]"}
{"text":"[man] Hey."}
{"text":"Hi."}
{"text":"[man] So, listen, if you're OK with it,  this is relationship five for me,"}
{"text":"and I've found it's best to have sex  straight away upfront."}
{"text":"Right, yeah."}
{"text":"Kind of breaks the ice, gives an early  overview of compatibility and so on."}
{"text":"Yep. [laughs nervously]"}
{"text":"-So I'm consenting to everything now.  -[device beeps]"}
{"text":"Whenever you feel comfortable  doing the same--"}
{"text":"-[device chimes]  -[man clears throat]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[moaning]"}
{"text":"[grunting]"}
{"text":"Tikka masala. Just..."}
{"text":"-[Frank] What?  -It's a bit tikka masala."}
{"text":"-[Frank] Oh. I'm sorry.  -[Nicola] Talking makes it worse."}
{"text":"[muffled] Sorry."}
{"text":"No, no, you're gonna have to do it  from behind."}
{"text":"-[Frank] You what?  -From behind."}
{"text":"[moaning]"}
{"text":"Bit faster?"}
{"text":"More motion."}
{"text":"Not like that. More motion.  You're all in out, in out,"}
{"text":"like you're trying to shut a drawer  into a filing cabinet."}
{"text":"-[Frank] Sorry.  -It's just boring."}
{"text":"Want a bit more side to side."}
{"text":"Like this?"}
{"text":"No, not really."}
{"text":"[exhales loudly]"}
{"text":"[mimics loud exhaling]"}
{"text":"-[chuckles]  -What was that?"}
{"text":"-Nothing.  -hmm."}
{"text":"[exhales loudly]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[Nicola snores quietly]"}
{"text":"[chimes]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"Fucking hell."}
{"text":"[Frank] So I can't just walk away?"}
{"text":"[device] That is correct."}
{"text":"One day it will provide you  with the ultimate match."}
{"text":"One day. One day."}
{"text":"[chattering]"}
{"text":"[woman] So I'd just like to say,"}
{"text":"do have faith in the system,  because it does deliver."}
{"text":"-It did for us.  -[both laugh]"}
{"text":"[woman] You have so many experiences,"}
{"text":"and then one day it pairs you up  with your ultimate match,"}
{"text":"the best in show, as it were."}
{"text":"-[imitates dog barking]  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"Ha."}
{"text":"So if you're having doubts,  just hang on in there."}
{"text":"-Because it really does work.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"[light cheering]"}
{"text":"[romantic harp music]"}
{"text":"Garlic dip. Thanks for that."}
{"text":"-[Amy] Hi. Hi.  -Mm!"}
{"text":"-[mumbles]  -Was that, uh, your...?"}
{"text":"-Yeah. Nicola.  -Oh. Nicola."}
{"text":"-[Frank] Hmm.  -Ha."}
{"text":"-[coughing]  -[Amy] You OK?"}
{"text":"No, you're not being...?  Are you being serious?"}
{"text":"Oh, my God.  OK, this is happening. OK, um, just..."}
{"text":"[spits]"}
{"text":"[Frank] Oh. Thanks. [laughs]"}
{"text":"[pants]"}
{"text":"-you look well.  -Thanks."}
{"text":"I'd return the compliment, but you've just  spat food on my shoe, so..."}
{"text":"To be fair, it is a revolting shoe, so..."}
{"text":"All the better to kick you with."}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[laughs] Was that really hard?"}
{"text":"-Ouch.  -I'm so sorry. [laughs] Fuck."}
{"text":"[both laugh]"}
{"text":"-[Amy] Shit.  -[Frank clears throat]"}
{"text":"Oh. Oh! Um... Uh..."}
{"text":"Lenny, this is, um, Frank.  Frank, this is Lenny."}
{"text":"-Hi, Lenny. you All right?  -Hi."}
{"text":"We were together for a bit. [laughs]"}
{"text":"-a small... small bit.  -Yeah, just before we..."}
{"text":"So you two...? Oh. That's... that's great."}
{"text":"So, I mean... it looks like you two  make a great team."}
{"text":"[Lenny exhales loudly]"}
{"text":"Yeah. [laughs uncomfortably]"}
{"text":"[applause and cheering]"}
{"text":"-[Frank] Yeah.  -Um, I'll see you."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"[Amy breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[Lenny exhales loudly]"}
{"text":"[Amy sighs]"}
{"text":"[Lenny exhales loudly]"}
{"text":"-you know That noise you make?  -What noise?"}
{"text":"[mimics Lenny exhaling]"}
{"text":"-do I do that?  -Yeah, you do, quite often."}
{"text":"Does it bother you?"}
{"text":"A bit, yeah."}
{"text":"-I'll try not to.  -OK."}
{"text":"[device chimes]"}
{"text":"[Lenny exhales loudly]"}
{"text":"[device chimes]"}
{"text":"[device chimes]"}
{"text":"[device chimes]"}
{"text":"[device beeps]"}
{"text":"So it's been great, really."}
{"text":"-Shame It has to end.  -But end It must."}
{"text":"Anyway..."}
{"text":"[device beeps continuously]"}
{"text":"-OK, bye.  -[beeping stops, device chimes]"}
{"text":"[device alert sound]"}
{"text":"Another partner already?"}
{"text":"[device] That is correct."}
{"text":"So, three, two, one, go."}
{"text":"[devices chime]"}
{"text":"Thirty-six hours?"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"Well, uh... bye."}
{"text":"-bye.  -bye."}
{"text":"[Amy] Three, two, one."}
{"text":"[devices chime]"}
{"text":"[inaudible dialogue]"}
{"text":"[devices chime]"}
{"text":"[device alert sound]"}
{"text":"[device beeps continuously]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[device chimes]"}
{"text":"-I just wanna say--  -Don't."}
{"text":"Well, I learned what it's like to cohabit  with someone I despise."}
{"text":"-Is that useful for the system?  -[device] Everything happens for a reason."}
{"text":"[scoffs]"}
{"text":"[device alert sound]"}
{"text":"That's sooner than I expected."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"-[music plays softly]  -[chattering]"}
{"text":"-[laughs] Hello, you.  -Hi."}
{"text":"[Amy] Hi."}
{"text":"[Frank] Is this right?"}
{"text":"-[Amy] Yeah.  -[Frank] I mean..."}
{"text":"Yeah, I didn't think the system  would hook us up again."}
{"text":"No, me neither. I mean,  I hope it's right, obviously, but..."}
{"text":"-Coach, are we sat at the right table?  -[device] Yes, that is correct."}
{"text":"[laughs] OK, well..."}
{"text":"Wait, um...  Can we not check the expiry date?"}
{"text":"-Uh... Why?  -just sick of it."}
{"text":"The system's just bounced me from bloke  to bloke, short fling after short fling."}
{"text":"I know they're short flings,  they're just meaningless,"}
{"text":"and I get really detached.  It's like I'm not really there."}
{"text":"So the other week, I was with this guy,  God knows who, basically just a haircut."}
{"text":"And I literally had  this out-of-body experience."}
{"text":"I wandered out of my body,  and I sat in this chair across the room"}
{"text":"and I watched myself fucking this guy.  And I was, like, what is that all about?"}
{"text":"That is literally just a dick  going in and out of a hole."}
{"text":"-Yeah, that's pretty detached.  -[Amy laughs]"}
{"text":"When it's a long-term thing,  it's just as bad,"}
{"text":"watching the clock like you're a prisoner,  counting the hours, the minutes."}
{"text":"-Oh, God, I've been there.  -Yeah."}
{"text":"-Yeah, let's not check the expiry, then.  -Yeah."}
{"text":"-It's a deal.  -Deal."}
{"text":"-[Amy] OK.  -[Frank] Bring on les fishcake."}
{"text":"-[laughs]  -[Frank] I don't know."}
{"text":"[device chimes]"}
{"text":"-So?  -So..."}
{"text":"-Might as well.  -I suppose we have to."}
{"text":"-Don't know how much time we've got.  -Yeah, it could be ten minutes."}
{"text":"-think you could last ten minutes?  -fuck off."}
{"text":"[laughter]"}
{"text":"All right. OK, then."}
{"text":"Wait. One of us should  get undressed first."}
{"text":"-Why only one of us?  -It'll be funny."}
{"text":"-Go on then. Get your kit off.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"No. No, it was my idea."}
{"text":"[Frank laughs]"}
{"text":"All right."}
{"text":"[belt buckle rattles]"}
{"text":"This is kind of emasculating."}
{"text":"Well, then, you'd better  make up for it in a minute."}
{"text":"- I'm gonna see your dick   -[laughs]"}
{"text":"[laughs] Sorry."}
{"text":"- I'm gonna fucking see it   -Yeah, OK. Yeah--"}
{"text":"What if there is no scrutiny, it's just  putting us together in any old order,"}
{"text":"and we all go along with it 'cause they're  always telling us how clever it is?"}
{"text":"Yeah, but it does put people with the one.  It's got a 99.8% success rate."}
{"text":"But how do you know  they're perfect matches?"}
{"text":"I mean, what if all it's actually doing  is gradually wearing us down,"}
{"text":"putting us in one relationship  after another"}
{"text":"for random durations  in a random sequence?"}
{"text":"Each time you get a little bit  more pliable, a little bit more broken,"}
{"text":"until eventually it coughs up the final  offering and says that's the one."}
{"text":"And by that point  you are so defeated and so exhausted"}
{"text":"that you just accept it, you settle."}
{"text":"And then you have to live  the rest of your life"}
{"text":"convincing yourself you didn't."}
{"text":"Well done. That's one of  the bleakest things I've ever heard."}
{"text":"[Amy laughs] Thank you."}
{"text":"Right. Do you wanna know my theory?  Let's assume the system isn't random."}
{"text":"-It's as sophisticated as they say it is.  -OK."}
{"text":"Right, so using these,  it slurps up all your reactions, yeah?"}
{"text":"-It builds up a complex profile.  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"Every crazy thought you've ever had, all  your dreams and your weaknesses and--"}
{"text":"-And your mad theories.  -Yeah, like, everything in your head."}
{"text":"-Right.  -So if it's everything in your head..."}
{"text":"-does it have thoughts?  -All right, so now you're gonna say:"}
{"text":"[mimics his accent] \"What if that's us  and we're stuck in a simulation?\""}
{"text":"Well, how would we know?"}
{"text":"-[Frank yelps]  -[Amy laughs]"}
{"text":"I think that settles it."}
{"text":"I might have been programmed to go \"Ow.\""}
{"text":"OK. [chuckles]"}
{"text":"[Frank chuckles]"}
{"text":"[giggles]"}
{"text":"-Hey, come here.  -[Amy chuckles] No."}
{"text":"[Amy yelps and laughs]"}
{"text":"-Coach?  -[device] Hello, Frank."}
{"text":"-I've gotta know.  -[device] What would you like to know?"}
{"text":"The expiry date for me and Amy.  I need to know how long."}
{"text":"You're not gonna talk me out of it?"}
{"text":"[device] Would you like me  to talk you out of it?"}
{"text":"Yeah. Uh... No. I..."}
{"text":"Don't know."}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"No, I'm not gonna do it.  I said I wouldn't."}
{"text":"We shook on it."}
{"text":"-Fuck it.  -[device chimes]"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"-[device] Recalibrating.  -[beeping]"}
{"text":"[device chimes]"}
{"text":"[alert beeping]"}
{"text":"Coach?"}
{"text":"-Coach.  -Recalibrating. [beeping]"}
{"text":"What's happening?  Coach, it's getting shorter."}
{"text":"[door opens]"}
{"text":"[device] One-sided observation  has destabilized the expiry date."}
{"text":"[device chimes]"}
{"text":"-What?  -[device] One-sided observation"}
{"text":"has destabilized the expiry date."}
{"text":"Recalibrating. [beeping]"}
{"text":"'Cause I looked at it on my own,  it made it shorter?"}
{"text":"-[device] That is correct.  -Why?"}
{"text":"[device] Everything happens for a reason.  [chimes]"}
{"text":"All right, well, undo it, then.  Make it go back."}
{"text":"[device] I cannot do that. Recalibrating."}
{"text":"What if she looks at it?"}
{"text":"[device] Once shortened,  the expiry date cannot be extended."}
{"text":"-[device chimes]  -Why?"}
{"text":"[device] Everything happens for a reason."}
{"text":"-Come on. Come on.  -[device] Recalibrating."}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"-When will it stop?  -[device] It will stabilize"}
{"text":"once recalibration has completed.  Recalibrating."}
{"text":"Stop it. Stop it. Just..."}
{"text":"[device chimes]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[sniffles]"}
{"text":"[Amy giggles]"}
{"text":"You OK?"}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm fine."}
{"text":"-All right.  -[Frank] I'm good."}
{"text":"Have you ever had more than four   or less than four?"}
{"text":"[Amy] What you thinking about?"}
{"text":"Nothing."}
{"text":"[Amy exhales]"}
{"text":"All right, seriously, what's up?"}
{"text":"[inhales deeply]"}
{"text":"-[Frank] I looked.  -Looked at what?"}
{"text":"We promised we wouldn't. We shook on it."}
{"text":"-Don't you wanna know what it said?  -No. That was the point."}
{"text":"-It's almost done anyway.  -How almost done?"}
{"text":"We've got, like, an hour."}
{"text":"-[sighs]  -Why didn't you tell me this before?"}
{"text":"-Didn't wanna spoil today.  -And this hasn't spoilt it?"}
{"text":"It was supposed to be five years,  but now..."}
{"text":"[exhales loudly]"}
{"text":"I looked at it, something happened,  it started going down."}
{"text":"-I don't know what it was.  -So you broke it?"}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, no.  I mean, I don't... I don't know."}
{"text":"Why did you have to look at it?"}
{"text":"Look, I was thinking maybe  we could overcome it somehow."}
{"text":"Why did you have to look at it?"}
{"text":"-Because I like you.  -[sighs]"}
{"text":"Like properly, really, I like you."}
{"text":"-For fuck's sake. And that wasn't enough?  -That's not the point."}
{"text":"-I looked, but that's not the issue here.  -Are you sure about that?"}
{"text":"You're more wound up about that  than how short the time is."}
{"text":"Yes, because we had agreed."}
{"text":"-Listen. Listen. Listen.  -[Amy exhales]"}
{"text":"-What if we just ignore it?  -We can't."}
{"text":"Listen, we'll just fuck the system.  We'll fuck it--"}
{"text":"-And do what?  -We'll jump out, over the wall, get out."}
{"text":"-There is nothing out there.  -How d'you know? How d'you know?"}
{"text":"-Amy...  -You've ruined this."}
{"text":"You've ruined it."}
{"text":"-Hey, it's nothing.  -[taser crackles]"}
{"text":"-Amy.   -Don't follow me."}
{"text":"[Frank] Amy, I'm sorry."}
{"text":"[Frank] Amy."}
{"text":"-[device] Everything happens for a reason.  -[crying] What reason?"}
{"text":"[device] The system will be assessing  your reaction"}
{"text":"to the painful premature termination  of a treasured relationship"}
{"text":"and will adjust and improve its profile  of your eventual chosen one accordingly."}
{"text":"-[sniffs] You're a great comfort.  -[device] Thank you."}
{"text":"[cries]"}
{"text":"I swear to God,  I feel like scaling the wall out there"}
{"text":"and jumping in the fucking wilderness."}
{"text":"[device] That would contravene the rules  of the system."}
{"text":"Oh, the fucking system. [sniffs]"}
{"text":"[device] Failure to comply with the system  may result in banishment."}
{"text":"[shouts] All right, I know."}
{"text":"Christ, will you let me be angry at least?  Will you give me that?"}
{"text":"[sniffs]"}
{"text":"[device] You must vacate your current  living quarters when the time expires."}
{"text":"Like I didn't know."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[sniffs]"}
{"text":"And if I hadn't have looked,  we'd have been together years."}
{"text":"She was..."}
{"text":"You know when you meet someone  and you just know? You just know that..."}
{"text":"Reckon you could pop this in me now?  I've sort of got jaw ache."}
{"text":"Yeah, come on."}
{"text":"And after all that,  he never even apologized, not once."}
{"text":"That's too bad."}
{"text":"Do you mind if I think about her?"}
{"text":"If I can think about him?"}
{"text":"Yeah, sound."}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[headboard bangs on wall]"}
{"text":"One, two, three, four."}
{"text":"One, two, three, four."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[device chimes]"}
{"text":"[device] Congratulations, Amy.  Your ultimate match has been identified."}
{"text":"Your pairing day is tomorrow."}
{"text":"-Ultimate as in \"the one\"?  -[device] That is correct."}
{"text":"-And we meet tomorrow?  -[device] That is correct."}
{"text":"Tomorrow you'll be coupled  with your ultimate match"}
{"text":"and together  you will leave this place forever."}
{"text":"OK. [exhales]"}
{"text":"Are you allowed  to tell me anything about them?"}
{"text":"-Do I know them already?  -[device] Negative."}
{"text":"-Right.  -[device] There is one more thing."}
{"text":"Yeah, and what's that?"}
{"text":"[device] Prior to pairing day, you have  been allocated a short farewell period"}
{"text":"with an individual of your choosing."}
{"text":"A farewell period?  Like, I get to say goodbye to someone?"}
{"text":"[device] That is correct."}
{"text":"Data shows this can help provide  psychological closure."}
{"text":"Frank, I choose Frank."}
{"text":"[device] Your choice has been registered."}
{"text":"Wait. Where are we meeting?"}
{"text":"[device] Usual booth, 7:30 p.m."}
{"text":"Right."}
{"text":"-Coach?  -[device] Yes, Amy?"}
{"text":"Count to four."}
{"text":"[device] One, two, three, four."}
{"text":"[Frank] Wait, wait. How long have we got?"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"-[slams table]  -[beeping continues]"}
{"text":"Look, the system's set  my pairing day for tomorrow."}
{"text":"-Yeah, Me too.  -right."}
{"text":"I don't want whoever the system  reckons the one is, OK?"}
{"text":"-I want you.  -I want you."}
{"text":"[device] Failure to comply with the system"}
{"text":"-may result in banishment.  -you can fuck off."}
{"text":"Can you remember where you were  before you came here?"}
{"text":"[device beeping]"}
{"text":"You can't, can you?"}
{"text":"-No.  -Me neither."}
{"text":"-Why can't I think of that?  -It's a test."}
{"text":"Do you remember the first night  that we were together? How did you feel?"}
{"text":"I felt safe, happy, comfortable."}
{"text":"It felt right. It felt like something  locked into place, like we'd met before."}
{"text":"Like it had happened before  and it'll happen again,"}
{"text":"like it's happened a thousand times  over and over again."}
{"text":"-do you know What I mean?  -Yeah. Yeah, I do."}
{"text":"Ever since we've met,  this world has been toying with us."}
{"text":"It's trying to keep us apart. It's..."}
{"text":"It's a test, I swear it is,"}
{"text":"and the two of us rebelling together   is something to do with passing it."}
{"text":"-We've gotta fuck it all off.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"Exactly. We've just gotta  fuck the whole thing off and go."}
{"text":"-Yeah, over The wall.  -right over it."}
{"text":"-No matter what's out there.  -OK."}
{"text":"[device beeping]"}
{"text":"So let's go."}
{"text":"Yeah, let's go."}
{"text":"[beeping continues]"}
{"text":"[device chimes and falls silent]"}
{"text":"[taser crackles]"}
{"text":"[crackling stops]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[Amy] Come on."}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[electronic sound]"}
{"text":"[electronic sounds]"}
{"text":"-[rock music playing]  -[crowd chattering]"}
{"text":"Burn down the disco"}
{"text":"Hang the blessed DJ"}
{"text":"Because the music  That they constantly play"}
{"text":"It says nothing to me about my life"}
{"text":"Hang the blessed DJ"}
{"text":"Because the music they constantly play"}
{"text":"On the Leeds side-streets  That you slip down"}
{"text":"The provincial towns you jog 'round"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ"}
{"text":"Open one of those for us."}
{"text":"You know you're the only one  who can stand these things?"}
{"text":"They're the only things left."}
{"text":"[man] The pigs have all gone."}
{"text":"Used to be full of pigs, that."}
{"text":"Yeah, that and pig shit."}
{"text":"-Dogs took care of them.  -Don't think I could hack being a pig."}
{"text":"-[woman] I don't think you could either.  -[man] What's so bad about being a pig?"}
{"text":"It's undignified."}
{"text":"Undignified?"}
{"text":"Walking about with your nose  the same height as your asshole."}
{"text":"-[sniffs] Snout.  -[man 2] What's that?"}
{"text":"Pigs have snouts, not noses."}
{"text":"So it would be your snout  the same height as your asshole."}
{"text":"Nose, snout."}
{"text":"You're still trotting about gazing up  everybody else's assholes all day long."}
{"text":"What kind of society is that?"}
{"text":"An equal one?"}
{"text":"[man] So what do you reckon?"}
{"text":"Yes or no?"}
{"text":"I can give it a go.  You're not gonna be long?"}
{"text":"Five minutes, max."}
{"text":"[man 2] Oh, fucking hell."}
{"text":"This is mental, this is."}
{"text":"I mean, he's dying anyway."}
{"text":"Well, he is."}
{"text":"I mean, it's not like it's gonna save him."}
{"text":"He's got, what, days?"}
{"text":"Well, if it's what's in there  makes those days easier..."}
{"text":"that'll do for me."}
{"text":"I promised my sister we'd help him."}
{"text":"We all promised her."}
{"text":"Plus there'll be other stuff in there.  Batteries."}
{"text":"-All sorts.  -OK. OK."}
{"text":"[door opens]"}
{"text":"[thuds]"}
{"text":"[engine stops]"}
{"text":"-Leave the keys in the ignition.   -I'm ahead of you there."}
{"text":"If you hear anything, yeah, don't  fuck about, yeah? Just tear straight off."}
{"text":"-Five minutes? -[man] No more."}
{"text":"All right?"}
{"text":"[man] You sure it's gonna be in there?"}
{"text":"Course I'm not sure."}
{"text":"[exhales] Fuck it."}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[machine beeps and whirs]"}
{"text":"-[breathes heavily]  -[device beeps]"}
{"text":"-[negative beeps]  -Oh, fuck."}
{"text":"-[device beeps]  -[man mutters]"}
{"text":"-[breathes heavily]   -[negative beeps]"}
{"text":"[whispers] 95-DY42."}
{"text":"[whispers] 95-DY42."}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"[negative beeps]"}
{"text":"[whispers] 95-DY42."}
{"text":"95-DY42."}
{"text":"95-DY42."}
{"text":"95-DY..."}
{"text":"95-DY42."}
{"text":"Psst."}
{"text":"[man whispers] Quick."}
{"text":"-[ladder clangs]  -[woman] Shh!"}
{"text":"Oh, fuck."}
{"text":"[explosion]"}
{"text":"[shrapnel ricocheting]"}
{"text":"[groans and screams]"}
{"text":"[inaudible]"}
{"text":"[man groans]"}
{"text":"[man] Go. Go."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[metal footsteps]"}
{"text":"Go! Go!"}
{"text":"[clangs]"}
{"text":"-[gunshot]  -Tony!"}
{"text":"[gunshot]"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[gasping]"}
{"text":"Clarke! Go!"}
{"text":"Oh, fuck."}
{"text":"-[panting]  -[Clarke whimpers] Come on."}
{"text":"-Come on. Yes.  -[machine beeps]"}
{"text":"[car engine revs]"}
{"text":"-[van accelerates]  -[panting]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[pants] No!"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[whimpering]"}
{"text":"[Clarke] Oh, fucking hell. [whimpers]"}
{"text":"-[whirring]   -[Clarke yelling]"}
{"text":"No, please!"}
{"text":"[Clarke shouts]"}
{"text":"Please, no! Fuck, no! No, please!"}
{"text":"Please!"}
{"text":"-[sobs]  -[gunshot]"}
{"text":"[car engine slows down]"}
{"text":"[whirring]"}
{"text":"[machine beeps and whirs]"}
{"text":"[brakes]"}
{"text":"[van engine starts]"}
{"text":"Fuck!"}
{"text":"[van accelerates]"}
{"text":"-[impacts]   -[van accelerates]"}
{"text":"Fuck!"}
{"text":"Fuck!"}
{"text":"[brakes screech]"}
{"text":"Fucker!"}
{"text":"-[crashing]  -[screams]"}
{"text":"[van accelerates]"}
{"text":"[brakes screech]"}
{"text":"[screams] Fuck!"}
{"text":"-[frantic panting]  -[brakes screech]"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[brakes screech]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"Fuck!"}
{"text":"[brakes screech]"}
{"text":"[crashes]"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"-[thudding]  -Ah!"}
{"text":"[brakes screech]"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[head thuds]"}
{"text":"[whirring]"}
{"text":"[creaking]"}
{"text":"-[gasps]  -[metal creaks]"}
{"text":"[rocks crumbling]"}
{"text":"[whimpers] Fuck!"}
{"text":"[footsteps]"}
{"text":"[screams and pants]"}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"Fuck. Fuck you, you-- [shrieks] Fuck!"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[woman screams and pants]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[rattling]"}
{"text":"[exhales and groans]"}
{"text":"[exhales] Ah."}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"-[glass clinks]  -Shit."}
{"text":"[sniffs and pants]"}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"[material rips]"}
{"text":"[metal clangs]"}
{"text":"[electric buzzing]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"Ahh. [whimpers]"}
{"text":"[clears throat]"}
{"text":"Ah. [breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[whispers] OK."}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"Ah!"}
{"text":"[squeals]"}
{"text":"Ah! [gasps]"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[muffled shrieks]"}
{"text":"Gah! [yelps]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[groans and pants]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[panting] Ah!"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[pants]"}
{"text":"Anyone?"}
{"text":"-Come in?   -[radio crackles]"}
{"text":"If you can hear me, it's Bella."}
{"text":"-Hello?  -[radio crackles]"}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"-[radio crackles]  -Pick up. Please, fucking pick up."}
{"text":"-[radio crackles]  -Oh, fuck. [groans]"}
{"text":"[man talks indistinctly on radio]"}
{"text":"[laughs] Hello? Who is that?"}
{"text":"[man talks indistinctly on radio]"}
{"text":"I can't hear you. You're not clear."}
{"text":"[Bella] Listen, if you can hear me,  just whistle. Don't say anything."}
{"text":"[man whistles on radio]"}
{"text":"OK, OK."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"I can't talk for long."}
{"text":"We found a dog at the warehouse."}
{"text":"We didn't see it. We don't know  how long it had been in there."}
{"text":"It got Tony and Clarke."}
{"text":"So they're gone. I'm-- I'm sorry."}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"And can you tell Ali  that I'm sorry too? [sighs]"}
{"text":"She said that we were mad to bother  and she was right."}
{"text":"We... We just wanted  to help her with Jack."}
{"text":"I don't know... [exhales]"}
{"text":"Get him something that might help."}
{"text":"I know he's in pain."}
{"text":"[robotic whirring]"}
{"text":"I've lost the dog for now,  but my guess is it's still operational."}
{"text":"And I'm figuring it can lock onto  this signal, so I'm gonna have to go dark."}
{"text":"It's, um-- It stuck me with a tracker,  but I managed to get it out."}
{"text":"I'm gonna have to find somewhere overnight  to hide out, I..."}
{"text":"Get some medical stuff or something."}
{"text":"If I don't make it back..."}
{"text":"will you pass a message to Graham?"}
{"text":"[cries] Just I love him."}
{"text":"Please would you pass that on?"}
{"text":"-[radio crackles]  -[sniffles]"}
{"text":"I'm gonna have to switch off now.   I'll try and make it back."}
{"text":"Bye, now."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[footsteps running]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[gasps] Oh, fuck."}
{"text":"-[twig snaps]  -Fuck!"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[heaves]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily] Ah!"}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"[footsteps]"}
{"text":"Argh!"}
{"text":"[whispers] Stay still."}
{"text":"[robotic whirring]"}
{"text":"Shit, shit, shit."}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"You can't do it."}
{"text":"You can't do it."}
{"text":"Your arm's fucked,  so you can't climb the tree. [laughs]"}
{"text":"Yeah, take a good look, mate."}
{"text":"[sniffs]"}
{"text":"You'll be waiting a long time. [chuckles]"}
{"text":"A very long time."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"Oh!"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily] Oh, God."}
{"text":"[debris clanks on metal]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[strains]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"Ahh!"}
{"text":"[groans, panting]"}
{"text":"Oh. [exhales]"}
{"text":"[whirs]"}
{"text":"-[clangs]  -[robotic whirring]"}
{"text":"Welcome back."}
{"text":"[powers down]"}
{"text":"1,000..."}
{"text":"999,"}
{"text":"998,"}
{"text":"997,"}
{"text":"996..."}
{"text":"...nine, eight, seven,"}
{"text":"six, five, four,"}
{"text":"three, two, one."}
{"text":"[clangs]"}
{"text":"1,000..."}
{"text":"999..."}
{"text":"four..."}
{"text":"three..."}
{"text":"two..."}
{"text":"one."}
{"text":"[exhales] Ah."}
{"text":"[clangs]"}
{"text":"1,000..."}
{"text":"999..."}
{"text":"998..."}
{"text":"...three, two, one."}
{"text":"-[clangs]  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"993, 992..."}
{"text":"-[clangs]  -Yes."}
{"text":"...four, three,"}
{"text":"two, one."}
{"text":"[clangs]"}
{"text":"[clangs]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[groans and coughs]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"Oh, fuck."}
{"text":"[strains]"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"Ah, fuck!"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"Ah."}
{"text":"[pants]"}
{"text":"[tugs door handle]"}
{"text":"[wails]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"Ah!"}
{"text":"[pants]"}
{"text":"-Oh.  -[clangs]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"Ah, come on."}
{"text":"[clangs]"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"Oh, come on."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"-[keys fall to floor]  -[gasps] Oh, shit."}
{"text":"[breathes heavily and groans]"}
{"text":"[gasps and strains]"}
{"text":"Ah. [breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[groans] Oh! [breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"Ah!"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"Come on. Come on, come on."}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"Car keys, car keys, car keys.  [sniffs] Car keys."}
{"text":"Car keys."}
{"text":"Oh, fuck."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"Oh! [pants]"}
{"text":"[throws bag to floor]"}
{"text":"Keys, keys, keys. Come on."}
{"text":"Oh, fuck."}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[door slams]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[gasps] Oh!"}
{"text":"[inhales sharply] Ah."}
{"text":"[sniffs]"}
{"text":"[white noise from TV]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[ragged breathing]"}
{"text":"[breathes sharply]"}
{"text":"Oh, my God."}
{"text":"[coughs]"}
{"text":"[moans]"}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"[puts bag down]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[cries] Oh, fuck."}
{"text":"[groans] Ah!"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"[gags] Oh, fuck."}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[inhales]"}
{"text":"[retches and coughs]"}
{"text":"-[gun clicks]  -[groans]"}
{"text":"[strains]"}
{"text":"[groans and pants]"}
{"text":"Ow. Ow, ow, ow."}
{"text":"Ow. [breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[breathlessly] OK."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[winces] Fuck."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"-[bang]  -[whirring]"}
{"text":"[gates thud]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"Oh, God."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"Ow."}
{"text":"[grunts]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[whispers]  Come on, come on, come on, come on."}
{"text":"[water running]"}
{"text":"[gasps] Ah."}
{"text":"[whirs]"}
{"text":"Ah. [sighs]"}
{"text":"[bot whirs nearby]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[tense breathing]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! [panting]"}
{"text":"[footsteps]"}
{"text":"[splashes]"}
{"text":"[inaudible]"}
{"text":"[bangs]"}
{"text":"-[whirring]  -[panicked breathing]"}
{"text":"[pants]"}
{"text":"[yelps]"}
{"text":"[car unlocks]"}
{"text":"[panting]"}
{"text":"[engine sputtering]"}
{"text":"-Come on. Come on.  -[\"Golden Brown\" plays on radio]"}
{"text":"[engine sputtering]"}
{"text":"Come on."}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"[gasping]"}
{"text":"[\"Golden Brown\" continues playing]"}
{"text":"Golden brown texture like sun"}
{"text":"Lays me down..."}
{"text":"[music continuing]"}
{"text":"Every time just like the last"}
{"text":"On her ship tied to the mast"}
{"text":"To distant lands"}
{"text":"Takes both my hands"}
{"text":"Never a frown with golden brown"}
{"text":"[music distorts, ceases]"}
{"text":"[inaudible]"}
{"text":"Fuck."}
{"text":"[whimpers, panting]"}
{"text":"Fuck. [groans]"}
{"text":"[heavy breathing]"}
{"text":"[whirring]"}
{"text":"-[explosion]   -[shrapnel ricocheting]"}
{"text":"Ah. [pants]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[winces]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"Is there anyone there?"}
{"text":"-[radio crackles]  -Maybe you can hear me?"}
{"text":"Maybe someone can hear me."}
{"text":"[radio crackles]"}
{"text":"If there is anyone there..."}
{"text":"This is just to say  that I'm not coming back."}
{"text":"Say I'm sorry to Ali and that she should  give Jack a kiss from me."}
{"text":"I'm sorry I didn't get the replacement  like I promised."}
{"text":"I know how dear it was to him."}
{"text":"And I did try."}
{"text":"We all tried."}
{"text":"I hope you can look after him."}
{"text":"[radio crackles]"}
{"text":"And, Graham, I love you."}
{"text":"And all of you."}
{"text":"I've always loved you all."}
{"text":"[radio crackles]"}
{"text":"[turns off radio]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"[\"Always Something There To Remind Me\"  playing]"}
{"text":"I walk along the city streets  You used to walk along with me"}
{"text":"And every step I take  Recalls how much in love we used to be"}
{"text":"Oh, how can I forget you"}
{"text":"When there is always something there  To remind me"}
{"text":"[humming along]"}
{"text":"Always something there to remind me"}
{"text":"[singing along]  I was born to love you"}
{"text":"And I will never be free"}
{"text":"You'll always be a part of me"}
{"text":"Whoa"}
{"text":"When shadows fall, I pass a small cafe  Where we would dance at night"}
{"text":"And I can't help recalling how it felt  To kiss and hold you tight"}
{"text":"Well, how can I forget you?"}
{"text":"When there is always something there  To remind me"}
{"text":"Always something there to remind me"}
{"text":"- I was born--   -[engine and music stop]"}
{"text":"Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"[door unlocks]"}
{"text":"-Hi.  -Hey."}
{"text":"Tours begin at 11. You're the first  in line. Could be a busy day."}
{"text":"[British accent] Road seemed pretty empty."}
{"text":"Nice accent. You from Australia?"}
{"text":"No, I'm from Britain."}
{"text":"So you got one of those crazy  British names? Esmeralda or, uh...?"}
{"text":"I'm Nish."}
{"text":"-Nish?  -Nish."}
{"text":"Well, I can't judge. My name's ridiculous."}
{"text":"Rolo Haynes. Owner. Proprietor."}
{"text":"Well, just us two this morning.  You sure you wanna do this?"}
{"text":"-This place ain't for the faint-hearted.  -I'm sure I can handle it."}
{"text":"Not everyone can."}
{"text":"[Rolo chuckles]"}
{"text":"So, I have to peek  in your little sack there if that's OK."}
{"text":"-Ah. That's OK.  -Can't trust anyone these days."}
{"text":"If you could step through there."}
{"text":"Anything metal, put it in here."}
{"text":"Cool."}
{"text":"-Mm-hmm.  -Mm. Dinky."}
{"text":"Oh, yeah. I call it fun size."}
{"text":"Fun size. I like that."}
{"text":"Guessing you had a gut full  of this security shit at the airport."}
{"text":"Our immigration guys  are pretty tight these days."}
{"text":"All clear?"}
{"text":"-[chimes]  -OK."}
{"text":"Show on the road."}
{"text":"So, you on vacation?"}
{"text":"-Sort of. My dad lives out here.  -Uh-huh."}
{"text":"It's his birthday,   so my mom just wants to surprise him."}
{"text":"And you're the surprise?"}
{"text":"Hmm, part of it, I guess."}
{"text":"-Where'd you fly in?  -Salt Lake."}
{"text":"You came here from Salt Lake?"}
{"text":"Yeah, I thought it'd be nice  to drive the back route,"}
{"text":"but I underestimated the--"}
{"text":"Heck of a trip for a girl on her own."}
{"text":"-I don't mean to get old-fashioned on you.  -Seriously?"}
{"text":"That is quite old-fashioned."}
{"text":"It's hot as hell in here."}
{"text":"AC must've shit the bed."}
{"text":"Sorry for the heat."}
{"text":"[whistles]"}
{"text":"Goddamn digital systems."}
{"text":"Never trust a guy in tech.  Jesus, I should know that."}
{"text":"[Nish] So what is all this stuff?"}
{"text":"[Rolo] Authentic criminological artifacts."}
{"text":"If it did something bad,  chances are it's in here."}
{"text":"Take a look around, take your time,  see what pops out at you."}
{"text":"Anything piques your interest,  I can tell you all about it."}
{"text":"There's a sad, sick story  behind most everything here."}
{"text":"Just like our main attraction  just through there."}
{"text":"But let's not get ahead of ourselves."}
{"text":"A lot of folks  just rush behind the curtain,"}
{"text":"hardly even eyeball this stuff,"}
{"text":"and then it's a bunch of one-star ratings  on Trip-fucker and before you know it--"}
{"text":"Yo, look, I am not in a rush,  so don't worry."}
{"text":"Well, then, take your time."}
{"text":"I shall. [chuckles]"}
{"text":"-This stuff looks techie.  -Well, neuro tech was My background."}
{"text":"Sweet."}
{"text":"So, what's this, then?  Looks like a hairdressing thing."}
{"text":"Actually, that was one  of my very first souvenirs."}
{"text":"Sheds a little light  on how our main exhibit came to be."}
{"text":"-What is it?  -You heard of Peter Dawson?"}
{"text":"-Mnh-mnh.   -Dr. Peter Dawson?"}
{"text":"Well, usually I say  this is Dawson's Symphatic Diagnoser,"}
{"text":"and folks shriek, \"No way,\"  and I'm like, \"Oh, it very much is.\""}
{"text":"[chuckles]"}
{"text":"\"How the heck did you get that?\"  is the next question."}
{"text":"-OK.  -My domain was med tech."}
{"text":"I worked out of St. Juniper's.  It's kind of like a university hospital."}
{"text":"Sweet setup.  Part of the Land Act, actually."}
{"text":"It was in downtown New York,  big old building."}
{"text":"Research up top,"}
{"text":"emergency room and the great unwashed  down at street level."}
{"text":"It was the perfect mix  of business and health care."}
{"text":"[horn blares]"}
{"text":"-Seriously?  -[man] Out of the way, asshole!"}
{"text":"[Rolo] Idea was folks with no coverage  signed up for free health care"}
{"text":"in exchange for consenting  to occasional experimental treatments."}
{"text":"I... I... I worked for the guys up top."}
{"text":"What, like a scientist?"}
{"text":"I was more sort of... recruitment."}
{"text":"-Yeah, yeah, I'm here.  -Clear."}
{"text":"[machine beeps]"}
{"text":"Shocking."}
{"text":"-No.  -No?"}
{"text":"-No.  -OK, I'm going again. Clear. Clear!"}
{"text":"-[machine beeps]  -Shocking."}
{"text":"-No.  -[sighs]"}
{"text":"If I'd known she was on tricyclics,  I would have nudged the dose."}
{"text":"You couldn't have known."}
{"text":"[clears throat]"}
{"text":"-This a bad time?  -[scoffs]"}
{"text":"Rolo Haynes from the tenth floor."}
{"text":"Seems you've been having some problems."}
{"text":"I think I got something that can help."}
{"text":"The big thing they're into  is neuro technics."}
{"text":"Pioneering brain enhancements."}
{"text":"Neural interfaces."}
{"text":"All that fun stuff."}
{"text":"The holy grail they've been aiming for  is a way to transfer knowledge."}
{"text":"So one of the teams here  is working on an experiment,"}
{"text":"trying to find a way to beam information  from one brain to another."}
{"text":"[clears throat]"}
{"text":"This is Kenny."}
{"text":"This is Hector."}
{"text":"Stay with me on this."}
{"text":"So, the experiment."}
{"text":"They built a little maze  and they drop Kenny here into it"}
{"text":"and he runs round over and over  for months on end"}
{"text":"till he knows it like a childhood home."}
{"text":"And then... they put this on him."}
{"text":"It's a transmitter,"}
{"text":"absorbing signals from Kenny's brain"}
{"text":"which were sent to Hector over here."}
{"text":"Hector had our prototype  synaptic receiver fitted."}
{"text":"Now, remember, Hector had never  even set paw in the maze."}
{"text":"Plan was he'd now receive  Kenny's knowledge of the maze layout"}
{"text":"and, boom,  he'd be able to solve it, first time."}
{"text":"-And did he?  -No."}
{"text":"Scrabbled around like a rat,  fucking imbecile."}
{"text":"So, um, why are you telling me this?"}
{"text":"Because just as it becomes clear  that the maze thing's a bust,"}
{"text":"one of our researchers  spills his coffee on Kenny."}
{"text":"Hot coffee spills all over Kenny,  so obviously he's squealing like hell,"}
{"text":"but so is Hector."}
{"text":"Turns out, we haven't discovered how  to share knowledge..."}
{"text":"-But physical sensations.  -Bingo."}
{"text":"That's nuts. Holy shit."}
{"text":"And even nutsier shit,"}
{"text":"Hector felt the burn,  but took no damage at all."}
{"text":"All of the experience,  none of the physical cost."}
{"text":"But how did he die?"}
{"text":"They cut him open after  to see if he was OK."}
{"text":"Oh."}
{"text":"Anyhow, thanks to Hector's sacrifice,  we prototyped this."}
{"text":"A receiver for human experiences."}
{"text":"A neural implant. Only one of its kind."}
{"text":"This is why you brought me up here."}
{"text":"What's the biggest pain in the ass  with patients?"}
{"text":"Finding out what's wrong with them  in the first place."}
{"text":"Half of the assholes that roll in here  can't even describe their symptoms."}
{"text":"They're-- They're out cold or concussed  or drunk or dumb"}
{"text":"or... two years old,  or they can't speak English."}
{"text":"Imagine if you could feel  exactly what a patient feels,"}
{"text":"minus the physical consequences."}
{"text":"Like reading their minds."}
{"text":"So what do you say?"}
{"text":"Gotta hand it to Dawson,  he lept at the chance."}
{"text":"Like, he was happy to do it."}
{"text":"-[machine beeps steadily]  -And it was only a short procedure."}
{"text":"Irreversible, but, hey, he was a pioneer."}
{"text":"Plus, his mortality rates were  in the toilet,"}
{"text":"so this was his best shot at redemption."}
{"text":"Does it hurt if I touch it?"}
{"text":"I don't think so."}
{"text":"-[chuckles]  -There's something kinda kinky about it."}
{"text":"It's like the ultimate piercing."}
{"text":"If you're trying to make me feel better,  it's working."}
{"text":"-[woman chuckles]  -Time for the trial run."}
{"text":"[Rolo] So this is where  our hairnet doohickey comes into play."}
{"text":"Theory was, if you slipped it  on a willing subject,"}
{"text":"it'd absorb their physical sensations  and relay them to Dawson's implant."}
{"text":"We just had to find out if it worked."}
{"text":"[Dawson gasps]"}
{"text":"Ow."}
{"text":"This one."}
{"text":"Houston, we got a miracle."}
{"text":"[Rolo] Right off the bat,"}
{"text":"Dawson gets to work  with the ailing public,"}
{"text":"starts building up a kind of  mental library of physical symptoms."}
{"text":"Plan was, he'd get to know how things felt  so that he could diagnose them quicker."}
{"text":"So, starts small in the ER,  minor fractures, that sort of thing."}
{"text":"Soon graduates to bigger stuff."}
{"text":"Major injuries. Diseases."}
{"text":"Late-stage terminal stuff."}
{"text":"Dawson grit his teeth  and went through it all."}
{"text":"Say a kid comes in obviously in pain."}
{"text":"Doctors suspect appendicitis, they'd  hook him up to Dawson just to be sure."}
{"text":"Dawson had felt appendicitis  many times by now,"}
{"text":"so he knows if it's something more."}
{"text":"Caught things  they weren't even looking for."}
{"text":"Blastomas and so on."}
{"text":"Good luck, man."}
{"text":"That man saved lives, no doubt about it."}
{"text":"-Good luck, huh?  -Bye."}
{"text":"-Stay in touch. Bye-Bye.  -Bye."}
{"text":"-[sighs]  -That was nice."}
{"text":"[Rolo] And, incidentally,"}
{"text":"if you'll allow me to be crude,"}
{"text":"Dawson's symphatic diagnoser  came in handy in the bedroom."}
{"text":"His implant received  pleasurable sensations, too."}
{"text":"[both panting]"}
{"text":"So if his girlfriend slipped on  that transmitting blue hairnet"}
{"text":"and he tuned in   his little implant nubbin..."}
{"text":"he didn't just feel what he was feeling..."}
{"text":"-I'm gonna come!  -...but also felt what she was feeling."}
{"text":"Son of a bitch was experiencing  male and female orgasms at the same time."}
{"text":"Oh, my... Oh, my...  Oh, my God. Oh, my God."}
{"text":"-[both gasping, panting]  -Oh, shit."}
{"text":"I can't get enough of your..."}
{"text":"But?"}
{"text":"-I'm sorry?  -Dawson's having a great time."}
{"text":"-There's gotta be a \"but.\"  -Oh."}
{"text":"He's having a great time, but..."}
{"text":"But..."}
{"text":"-Coming through. Coming through.  -[chattering]"}
{"text":"-[man] Come on.  -[man 2] Almost there."}
{"text":"[Rolo] One day,  they rush in Senator Whitley."}
{"text":"He'd collapsed at some fundraiser."}
{"text":"No one could tell  what in hell was wrong with him."}
{"text":"-[woman] Lift.  -I got this."}
{"text":"[Rolo] Dawson's hooked up."}
{"text":"-[woman] Be careful.  -OK."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"-Jeez. [groans]  -[Rolo] And has the roughest ride."}
{"text":"-Pete?  -Like he's got no clue what this is."}
{"text":"-Pete?  -Just one more minute, please."}
{"text":"-Let the man work.  -[Dawson grunts]"}
{"text":"-[Rolo] It's a pain he's never known.  -[grunts, gasps]"}
{"text":"-Pete, he's flatlining.  -Just one more moment."}
{"text":"And then it happened."}
{"text":"[flatline tone]"}
{"text":"[distorted] Pete?"}
{"text":"[flatline tone continues]"}
{"text":"Dawson blacked out,  for, like, five minutes."}
{"text":"Turns out the senator had been poisoned,"}
{"text":"a rare poison at that,  some kind of Russian shit."}
{"text":"He'd been into that whole thing."}
{"text":"But Dawson had experienced death  and come out the other side."}
{"text":"[gasping]"}
{"text":"At the moment of death, a whole galaxy  of synapses fritzes out of existence."}
{"text":"Tsunami of endorphins."}
{"text":"And then there's this rolling dark wave  of nothing rushes in behind."}
{"text":"When he came round,  they ran every kind of test"}
{"text":"and he was all systems go, nothing wrong."}
{"text":"\"Shaken but unharmed,\"  they put on his report."}
{"text":"Next day, he was back up and at 'em."}
{"text":"But there was something wrong, right?"}
{"text":"To go through all that without dying?"}
{"text":"Fucked up his implant like that."}
{"text":"[snaps fingers]"}
{"text":"[clears throat]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"Oh, my God."}
{"text":"-[woman panting]  -[sighs]"}
{"text":"-I'm just gonna get some water.  -OK."}
{"text":"-[woman cries out] Oh, goddamn it.  -[gasping]"}
{"text":"[Rolo] Fair to say his relationship  with pain had shifted a little."}
{"text":"Ah, that hurt like hell."}
{"text":"Now, he was into it."}
{"text":"He really threw himself into his work  after that."}
{"text":"He tried to hide it at first,  but thanks to that little nubbin,"}
{"text":"the more pain he felt,  the more pleasure he got."}
{"text":"-[slapping]  -[woman yelps]"}
{"text":"[Dawson grunting]"}
{"text":"OK, no. Stop, stop."}
{"text":"Stop. OK, safe word. Stop!"}
{"text":"[gasping]"}
{"text":"-You said That we could try it.  -And we did."}
{"text":"Look, we tried the hair pulling  and that choke thing."}
{"text":"I'm not into it, OK? It's just not me."}
{"text":"[Dawson sighs]"}
{"text":"[Dawson panting]"}
{"text":"Maybe I should go."}
{"text":"No. No, please."}
{"text":"I'm sorry."}
{"text":"Stay. Please?"}
{"text":"[moaning]"}
{"text":"-Ow. Pete!  -[loud moan]"}
{"text":"I'm going."}
{"text":"[Rolo] See, it's like eating chilies."}
{"text":"You acclimatize fast."}
{"text":"First time you had a jalapeno,  bet you spat it out, too hot."}
{"text":"But persevere and it becomes addictive."}
{"text":"Soon, a jalapeno's not enough."}
{"text":"You work your way up, red-hot chilies,  bird's-eye chilies,"}
{"text":"till you get to them Scotch bonnet devils."}
{"text":"Dawson's craving was just the same."}
{"text":"Before you know it,  he's hanging around the ER"}
{"text":"just waiting for a juicy accident victim  to latch onto."}
{"text":"All he can think about  is that next hit gnawing away up there."}
{"text":"\"Give it back to me. Give it back.  I gotta have it back.\""}
{"text":"Sarah, will you just, um,  file these for me?"}
{"text":"-[Sarah] Sure thing.  -Pete."}
{"text":"-This isn't your shift.  -[man] Take him round to bay four."}
{"text":"-[man 2] OK.  -[Dawson] I just..."}
{"text":"Pete."}
{"text":"Careful."}
{"text":"And three, two, one."}
{"text":"Lift."}
{"text":"[woman] Let me get this."}
{"text":"-[Rolo] Soon as he jacks in, he feels it.  -[Dawson gasps]"}
{"text":"It's a cardiac arrest.  She collapsed in the street."}
{"text":"I just wanna be sure."}
{"text":"It's a heart attack all right,  but he says nothing."}
{"text":"Plays for time."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"Figures he can ride that pain train  all the way through to nirvana."}
{"text":"Eventually they have to physically  pull Dawson away from her."}
{"text":"-[gasps, grunts]  -[flatline tone]"}
{"text":"[Rolo] Give Aunt Ethel her CPR."}
{"text":"She flatlines in front of him,  and he's like an alcoholic"}
{"text":"watching someone pour  a glass of good Scotch down the sink,"}
{"text":"sick at the waste of good shit."}
{"text":"Look, we always knew going into this  there might be side effects."}
{"text":"I mean, we can look into how we  deactivate, but it's gonna take some time."}
{"text":"I can't just pull all the people  off the other projects, Pete."}
{"text":"I mean, we have milestones to hit.  You know the drill."}
{"text":"But we'll get there."}
{"text":"In the meantime,  we can't have you near patients,"}
{"text":"so just go home, put your feet up  and binge a miniseries, whatever."}
{"text":"No one could have known  what'd happen next."}
{"text":"[reporter]  Authorities are expected to confirm"}
{"text":"the body is that of missing  WNL weather reporter Denise Stockley."}
{"text":"Certainly a major police presence there,  as we can see."}
{"text":"Let's take a look at the timeline..."}
{"text":"[Rolo] Dawson was home alone 24\/7,  climbing the walls. Withdrawal, I guess."}
{"text":"[reporter] She was last seen  the evening of Friday, September 15th..."}
{"text":"[Rolo] He didn't have patients  to leech pain off anymore."}
{"text":"So he started inflicting it... on himself."}
{"text":"[yelps]"}
{"text":"-[exhales]  -[reporter] ...for her safe return,"}
{"text":"or for any information from witnesses..."}
{"text":"[Rolo] Spent a week  just whittling away at himself."}
{"text":"Cut here, a gouge there."}
{"text":"I mean, the guy was a doctor."}
{"text":"He knew how far he could go  without it getting fatal."}
{"text":"[soft gasps, crunching]"}
{"text":"[Dawson grunts]"}
{"text":"[Rolo] But it was never enough."}
{"text":"None of it was enough."}
{"text":"When he worked on himself,  there was a crucial ingredient missing."}
{"text":"Fear."}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"The amygdala."}
{"text":"Little almond-shaped nubbin in your brain."}
{"text":"When you're afraid, it lights up like  a midnight airstrike, sharpens the senses."}
{"text":"The fear the patient feels when  they're staring up at that ceiling light,"}
{"text":"the fear accompanying  each sudden jab of agony,"}
{"text":"he'd come to appreciate that, too."}
{"text":"It went with the pain."}
{"text":"Complemented it, like red wine and steak."}
{"text":"You can inflict pain on yourself,  but not terror."}
{"text":"For that, you need a volunteer."}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[whirring]"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[man shrieking]"}
{"text":"[siren wails]"}
{"text":"[grunts]"}
{"text":"Dawson was practically coming  when they found him."}
{"text":"He'd enjoyed one big old speedball  of fear and pain and death."}
{"text":"Tell me they put him in jail."}
{"text":"In the hospital."}
{"text":"He wound up in a vegetative state."}
{"text":"Good."}
{"text":"Still there to this day."}
{"text":"In a coma, deep as the ocean."}
{"text":"But the thing of it is, they say  he still has that look on his face."}
{"text":"Blissed out."}
{"text":"Still riding that high."}
{"text":"-You're fucking with me, right? [scoffs]  -OK, I added the boner. I couldn't resist."}
{"text":"-Fun story, huh?   -Yep, Fun story."}
{"text":"Ooh!"}
{"text":"Oh, man."}
{"text":"Do you want some water?"}
{"text":"-Really, I'm fine.  -No, man, it's no bother."}
{"text":"Thank you kindly."}
{"text":"-[exhales]  -So, how come you didn't stay in med tech?"}
{"text":"Well, I did for a while."}
{"text":"Just 'cause Dawson went la-la,  neuro research didn't stop."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"TCKR adapted it and fine-tuned it."}
{"text":"It's how they wound up with  the digital consciousness transference,"}
{"text":"what they call cookies today."}
{"text":"Uh, like when they upload old people  to the cloud?"}
{"text":"Yeah, but this was way before that."}
{"text":"We didn't have that whole immersive  VR environment shizzle back then."}
{"text":"What we dealt with was more organic,  almost lo-fi."}
{"text":"How so?"}
{"text":"Gotta say you ask more questions  than the average bear."}
{"text":"Well, to be honest, my car's still  charging, so I've got a bit of time."}
{"text":"Well, then,  what I wanted to show you, um..."}
{"text":"Part of what I was working on..."}
{"text":"It's, um... cute?"}
{"text":"Actually, one of the saddest things  in the whole place."}
{"text":"Doesn't look it."}
{"text":"You ever had one of those relationships"}
{"text":"where you just can't get someone  out of your head?"}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -Some years back, boy meets girl."}
{"text":"Boy's called Jack, girl's called..."}
{"text":"-Jill.  -Carrie."}
{"text":"[\"Spread Your Love\" playing]"}
{"text":"Ugh."}
{"text":"Cupcake?"}
{"text":"-Thank you.  -You're welcome."}
{"text":"-Hee-ha!  - Spread your love like a fever"}
{"text":"-[grunts]  - And don't you ever come down"}
{"text":"-Are You the sheriff now?   -Yeah."}
{"text":"-And I'm the prisoner?  -You're in trouble, sir."}
{"text":"- Spread My love Like a fever   -Come And arrest me."}
{"text":"I ain't ever coming down"}
{"text":"Eventually, he dick-pukes  a little baby paste up her wazoo,"}
{"text":"-which takes hold.  -[ultrasound whooshing]"}
{"text":"-[light rapid heartbeat on speaker]  -Before you know it, out pops a boy."}
{"text":"Parker."}
{"text":"Boom. They're a family unit."}
{"text":"A walking commercial  for a sunnier future. Happy as hell."}
{"text":"I wanna... I wanna take a photo."}
{"text":"OK. I'm gonna get the lake  in the background."}
{"text":"-All right, buddy.  -OK, You ready?"}
{"text":"Parker."}
{"text":"Wave to Mommy. Say hello. Say hi to Mommy."}
{"text":"[tires screech]"}
{"text":"Carrie gets hit by a truck."}
{"text":"Winds up at St. Juniper's."}
{"text":"[baby whimpering]"}
{"text":"[Jack whispers] Come back to me."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"Come back."}
{"text":"[Rolo] Years go by."}
{"text":"Jack visits her every week, talks to her,"}
{"text":"plays her recordings of their son,  shoots the shit."}
{"text":"She never wakes up."}
{"text":"But they tested the comm box on her."}
{"text":"A kind of basic device that let coma folks  sort of respond back."}
{"text":"I got you some room fresheners.  You want pine forest?"}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"What about citrus fresh?"}
{"text":"Gotcha."}
{"text":"And I recorded Parker singing  with some other kids."}
{"text":"Uh, you wanna hear it?"}
{"text":"[children singing]   Twinkle, twinkle, little star"}
{"text":"How I wonder what you are"}
{"text":"[Rolo] Hey."}
{"text":"-Hey.   -The woman in 302, Carrie Lamasse."}
{"text":"You're the partner, right?"}
{"text":"-Uh-huh.  -Jack?"}
{"text":"Rolo Haynes.  I represent neuro R&D for TCKR."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"We're working on a project that might be  of interest to someone in your position."}
{"text":"What's... What's my position?"}
{"text":"We're exploring something  that could give the likes of Carrie"}
{"text":"a whole new lease of life."}
{"text":"I'm talking miraculous."}
{"text":"What do you mean?"}
{"text":"So the guys at TCKR have been working"}
{"text":"on digitally extracting a consciousness  out of one brain"}
{"text":"and kind of rehousing it in a host brain."}
{"text":"-What does That even mean?  -OK."}
{"text":"So, even on a good day,  we only use 40% of our brain capacity."}
{"text":"There is this whole other  60% of our noggin"}
{"text":"hanging around like an empty Airbnb."}
{"text":"And so...?"}
{"text":"And so with our new  compression technique,"}
{"text":"we figure we can fit another whole  consciousness into that unused space."}
{"text":"I'm talking about taking Carrie's  consciousness from that broken shell"}
{"text":"and putting it in there."}
{"text":"What? Um... Like a voice inside my head?"}
{"text":"Like the whole of her inside your head."}
{"text":"Like a hitchhiker. Like a passenger."}
{"text":"Vicarious sensations.  She sees what you see."}
{"text":"She feels what you feel."}
{"text":"She can live again."}
{"text":"-\"Feels\" as in...?  -You got a little boy. Parker."}
{"text":"-How do You know All this?  -You hug Parker And Carrie feels it too."}
{"text":"She can hug your son via you."}
{"text":"How much does this all cost?"}
{"text":"Won't cost a thing."}
{"text":"We will have to euthanize her physical  body during the transfer process,"}
{"text":"but we would earmark her organs  for transplants."}
{"text":"Giving back to the community."}
{"text":"So what do you say?"}
{"text":"I'd have to think about it."}
{"text":"Carrie's done her thinking."}
{"text":"How about you?"}
{"text":"[man] Commencing upload procedure."}
{"text":"[device whirring]"}
{"text":"[beeps]"}
{"text":"Now moving to download."}
{"text":"[Jack gasps]"}
{"text":"OK, she's installed."}
{"text":"She's home."}
{"text":"[snaps] You can open your eyes now, Jack."}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"Carrie?"}
{"text":"If you can hear me,  tell Jack what you see."}
{"text":"An... An apple. I... I see an apple."}
{"text":"I can hear her."}
{"text":"-Apple. Apple. She's saying apple.  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"Hey, baby."}
{"text":"Hey, Jack."}
{"text":"[Rolo] Take it."}
{"text":"Grip it."}
{"text":"Carrie, you feel that?"}
{"text":"Uh-huh. She says she feels it."}
{"text":"Sensations looking good. Take a bite."}
{"text":"Oh, God."}
{"text":"So long since I tasted anything."}
{"text":"You can taste that?"}
{"text":"She tastes it. Holy shit."}
{"text":"Looks like you're all set."}
{"text":"-Shall we bring him in?  -[nurse] Come on in, honey."}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"Is that Parker?"}
{"text":"He got so big."}
{"text":"Oh, God, Jack, hold him.  Hold our little boy."}
{"text":"Give me a really big hug, please."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"I feel him. I really feel him."}
{"text":"Mommy says she loves you."}
{"text":"Truly heartwarming."}
{"text":"Yeah. But this is where you say \"but.\""}
{"text":"Well, not to wax philosophical, but..."}
{"text":"how long can happiness  realistically last anyhow?"}
{"text":"Aah, turn the page already."}
{"text":"Man, you read slow."}
{"text":"I like to take in the pictures."}
{"text":"That's what the graphic part  of a graphic novel is."}
{"text":"It's true."}
{"text":"Hey, uh, I gotta take a piss."}
{"text":"Uh... Ugh."}
{"text":"I'll never get used to this."}
{"text":"[Jack chuckles] Feels good, huh?"}
{"text":"-Whoa. You're not washing our hands?  -Uh..."}
{"text":"Our hands?"}
{"text":"Seriously, though, it's kind of gross."}
{"text":"[reporter] 38-year-old Clayton Leigh  was today found guilty"}
{"text":"of the horrific murder  of WNL weather reporter Denise Stockley,"}
{"text":"whose mutilated remains  were discovered one year ago today."}
{"text":"We should turn this off.  It's disturbing to a four-year-old."}
{"text":"[Jack] He's fine. He's not even listening."}
{"text":"[mug smashes]"}
{"text":"Parker! Jesus."}
{"text":"-Don't snap at him.  -Oh, but snapping at me is fine?"}
{"text":"-Baby, you're--  -How does that work?"}
{"text":"He's a child."}
{"text":"This is serious, man. Wha--"}
{"text":"No, no, I'm not being...  I'm not being unreasonable."}
{"text":"No, just wait. No. Just--  Just hear me out."}
{"text":"Having a back-seat driver glued  into the back seat"}
{"text":"ain't no fun for anyone in the car."}
{"text":"No privacy for him. No agency for her."}
{"text":"-It'd drive you mental.  -Exactly."}
{"text":"You know, fine, forget it."}
{"text":"All right, go ahead. Keep talking.  I'm going for the anchovies."}
{"text":"You gonna be quiet?"}
{"text":"Hmm?"}
{"text":"You wanna shut up now? You're good? Hmm?"}
{"text":"You--"}
{"text":"Fuck you."}
{"text":"Ah!"}
{"text":"Fuck."}
{"text":"Yeah. I don't... I don't care."}
{"text":"Oh, you... you're still talking."}
{"text":"Hmm? You... Hmm? Oh."}
{"text":"[clears throat]"}
{"text":"Anyhow, soon he or they come to me."}
{"text":"Like I'm their relationship therapist."}
{"text":"Oh, would you pipe down and let me speak?"}
{"text":"Let me finish a goddamn sentence."}
{"text":"Hey, guys, I see the problem."}
{"text":"She's the problem."}
{"text":"Familiarity breeding contempt  is the problem."}
{"text":"You need to ration your contact."}
{"text":"Ration how? She's running through my  head like a goddamn tune I can't shake."}
{"text":"Well, we could upgrade  your privileges, Jack."}
{"text":"Give you a little more control."}
{"text":"Shut up! Sorry. Go on."}
{"text":"Well, maybe if you had the ability"}
{"text":"to place Carrie on pause now and then..."}
{"text":"it'd make things easier  for the both of you."}
{"text":"Do it."}
{"text":"Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Do it."}
{"text":"[Rolo] So he upped his privileges."}
{"text":"-Should be able to put her on pause.  -This one?"}
{"text":"-That's it.  -OK."}
{"text":"Didn't take him long to use 'em."}
{"text":"So now we're just openly  checking out women's racks?"}
{"text":"-[groans]  -[elevator dings]"}
{"text":"And don't say you weren't because  I can feel the fucking boner forming, OK?"}
{"text":"And he checks her ass too as she leaves.  Holy fuck."}
{"text":"So I checked her out. What?"}
{"text":"I'm horny as fuck,  haven't jerked off in, like, a month."}
{"text":"Well, I'm not stopping you."}
{"text":"You're looking over my shoulder  but from the inside."}
{"text":"It's like trying to jerk off  in front of a cop who's also your mom."}
{"text":"-Fuck you!  -OK, you know what?"}
{"text":"That's it. That's it. That's it. Time out.  I'm putting you on pause."}
{"text":"No. Jack, don't you dare."}
{"text":"Jack. Jack, I'm warning you."}
{"text":"Not cool."}
{"text":"Don't do that again."}
{"text":"Are... Are we at home?"}
{"text":"Why the Halloween pumpkin?"}
{"text":"Halloween's months from now."}
{"text":"Actually, it's today."}
{"text":"How long was I on pause?"}
{"text":"[Jack stammers]"}
{"text":"Uh, just a few weeks."}
{"text":"I don't know. Eight?"}
{"text":"OK, I know. I'm... I'm sorry."}
{"text":"I know. I'm sorry. I felt really bad."}
{"text":"So, um, I got you this."}
{"text":"Figured it's kind of our anniversary, so--"}
{"text":"Fuck you. You're a fucking asshole."}
{"text":"You want me to eat this cupcake or not?  Orange cream icing."}
{"text":"-Where's Parker?  -Your favorite."}
{"text":"I wanna see Parker.  You had him away from me for months."}
{"text":"I wanna see my boy."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"[Carrie crying] Where is he?"}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"[sobs]"}
{"text":"[Jack] What you got going on there?"}
{"text":"-is That a fire truck?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"Tell him I love him."}
{"text":"Hey, buddy, Mommy loves you."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"-Tell him I need a hug.  -[Jack] You wanna know something else?"}
{"text":"Mommy needs a hug. Hmm?"}
{"text":"Oh, God!"}
{"text":"[Rolo] Parker complicated things."}
{"text":"They both felt responsibility for him,  so they tried to compromise,"}
{"text":"you know, reach an agreement, like adults."}
{"text":"Jack put Carrie on pause  except for the weekends,"}
{"text":"when they'd take Parker out  with Carrie in attendance,"}
{"text":"kind of like a divorcee  with visiting rights."}
{"text":"[laughter]"}
{"text":"[Jack] You go hide."}
{"text":"-[Parker whoops]  -[Jack] That's it!"}
{"text":"-[Parker yells]  -[Jack] You tricked me."}
{"text":"-[Parker growls]  -[Jack] Aah!"}
{"text":"-[Jack] OK.  -[Parker] Come down here."}
{"text":"[Jack] I'm coming."}
{"text":"[sounds speeding up, overlapping]"}
{"text":"[Rolo] It worked OK."}
{"text":"For a while."}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"Looks like we're neighbors."}
{"text":"-I've just moved in.  -Uh..."}
{"text":"-Emily.  -Jack. Nice to meet you."}
{"text":"Oh, please."}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"Oh!"}
{"text":"-Who's this?  -It's Parker."}
{"text":"Cool name."}
{"text":"Guess I'll see you around."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"Guess I'll see you around."}
{"text":"[Jack] She was nice, OK?"}
{"text":"[Carrie] Oh, cut the shit. I know  when your hormones are flowing, OK?"}
{"text":"Our balls are brewing up a blow load  as we speak."}
{"text":"I can't. I'm with our son."}
{"text":"[stammers] I didn't hit on anyone."}
{"text":"You know what? Fuck it.  Visiting time is over."}
{"text":"No. Jack, don't you dare. Jack."}
{"text":"Jack, you son of a bi--"}
{"text":"Parker, wait up."}
{"text":"Anyhow, as time passed by,  Jack got it on with the neighbor."}
{"text":"And Carrie didn't take it so good."}
{"text":"She works all week. We just wanted  to spend a weekend together."}
{"text":"Jesus, can't you just be happy for us?"}
{"text":"No, Jack, weirdly enough, I can't."}
{"text":"Christ, you are so bitter."}
{"text":"No. Why?"}
{"text":"-is She giving You shit?  -Mnh-mnh."}
{"text":"Carrie, stop giving him shit."}
{"text":"Tell her to back off."}
{"text":"-I--  -Tell her."}
{"text":"Jesus Christ."}
{"text":"So the weekend thing isn't working."}
{"text":"And we tried limiting her to an hour--"}
{"text":"But you can tell that she's in there,  like that judging and bitching."}
{"text":"The time frame is frustrating for Carrie."}
{"text":"Carrie is frustrating for us."}
{"text":"You got Carrie on pause now?"}
{"text":"OK, well..."}
{"text":"there's always deletion."}
{"text":"-as in...?  -as in permanent erasure."}
{"text":"-Uh-huh.  -No."}
{"text":"-That'd... That'd be killing her.  -Not legally."}
{"text":"But ethically."}
{"text":"Please. She is just some leftover code  in your head."}
{"text":"It'll be like... like deleting an email."}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"No. No deletion. I'm not doing it."}
{"text":"She wants to be near Parker.  I can't take that away from her."}
{"text":"There's gotta be something you can do."}
{"text":"My friends..."}
{"text":"you're in luck."}
{"text":"It's something we're beta testing."}
{"text":"It's actually aimed  at terminally ill parents."}
{"text":"Kind of like a souvenir for their kids."}
{"text":"Here."}
{"text":"A monkey?"}
{"text":"More like a keepsake."}
{"text":"We can put her in here."}
{"text":"In there?"}
{"text":"Uh-huh. It's..."}
{"text":"It has a consciousness receptor,"}
{"text":"kind of like the one we put in your head,  but a prototype."}
{"text":"And there's a camera here  so she can see Parker."}
{"text":"Plus the whole body's got haptic feedback,"}
{"text":"so if little Parkie gives it a cuddle,  she'll feel it."}
{"text":"And she can communicate back,"}
{"text":"but in a kid-friendly, controlled way."}
{"text":"Yeah, I don't know.  I'm gonna have to think about it."}
{"text":"I say yes."}
{"text":"Well, she's done her thinking.   How about you?"}
{"text":"The transfer went pretty fast."}
{"text":"Carrie wouldn't have even been aware  it was happening."}
{"text":"Till she woke up."}
{"text":"[Jack] Come on, buddy, you gotta tear it.  Tear into that thing."}
{"text":"-[Carrie] Jack?  -[Jack] You almost got it."}
{"text":"[laughs] There you go."}
{"text":"All right, pull it out."}
{"text":"Oh. There you go."}
{"text":"What is it, Parker?"}
{"text":"[chuckles]"}
{"text":"[Parker] Monkey."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"[Jack] That's pretty cool, huh?"}
{"text":"Jack. Jack, what the fuck?"}
{"text":"[Jack] But you know something?"}
{"text":"This... This, uh...  This is a very special monkey."}
{"text":"-Mom wanted You to have it.  -What?"}
{"text":"Every time you hug it, Mom will know,  and she'll feel that hug too."}
{"text":"No. No, no, Jack, Jack,  put me back in your fucking head."}
{"text":"Jack!"}
{"text":"[Jack] And this monkey can speak to you."}
{"text":"It can let you know how it feels."}
{"text":"How did she speak?"}
{"text":"Well, the comm setup  was a little rudimentary."}
{"text":"I mean, this is a prototype."}
{"text":"Jack! [sobbing]"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"[woman's voice] Monkey loves you."}
{"text":"What was that?"}
{"text":"[woman's voice] Monkey needs a hug."}
{"text":"Give monkey a hug."}
{"text":"Monkey loves you."}
{"text":"Monkey needs a hug.  Monkey loves you. Monkey loves you."}
{"text":"Monkey loves you. Monkey... Monkey...  Monkey needs a hug."}
{"text":"-Yeah, I think...  -Monkey loves you."}
{"text":"-Monkey... Monkey needs a hug.  -[sobs]"}
{"text":"Monkey just needs a minute  to get used to how things are gonna be."}
{"text":"[sobs]"}
{"text":"Now, listen, you fucking bitch."}
{"text":"We can still have you wiped."}
{"text":"That what you want?"}
{"text":"Do \"monkey needs a hug\" for no."}
{"text":"Monkey needs a hug."}
{"text":"Are you gonna be a good toy?"}
{"text":"Are you gonna be a good toy?"}
{"text":"Monkey loves you."}
{"text":"You better."}
{"text":"[Rolo] Anyhow, in the end,  Parker got tired of his new toy."}
{"text":"But that's kids."}
{"text":"They're ingrates."}
{"text":"[door slams]"}
{"text":"Monkey needs a hug."}
{"text":"[Nish] Whoa."}
{"text":"Wait, so this is a crime museum."}
{"text":"-Where's the crime in this?  -Well, the monkey is the crime."}
{"text":"See, a couple of years back,"}
{"text":"the UN made it illegal"}
{"text":"to transfer human consciousnesses  into limited formats like this."}
{"text":"Gotta be able to express at least five  emotions for it to be humane, apparently."}
{"text":"[chuckles]"}
{"text":"Human rights for cookies. Right, Carrie?"}
{"text":"Monkey needs a hug."}
{"text":"She's still in there?"}
{"text":"It'd be illegal to delete her too,  so, yeah."}
{"text":"[chuckles] Go figure."}
{"text":"Anyhow, ACLU raised one heck of a stink,"}
{"text":"and so thanks to this son of a monkey,  I was out on my ass from TCKR."}
{"text":"Not even a severance package."}
{"text":"It's why I started this place."}
{"text":"Had to branch out somehow, and it  appealed to the carny in me, I guess."}
{"text":"Monkey needs a hug."}
{"text":"Goddamn AC's still not working.  Ooh, it's hot."}
{"text":"But I've kept you waiting too long."}
{"text":"[clears throat]"}
{"text":"You ready for the prime exhibit?  Step right this way."}
{"text":"Listen, I gotta warn you,  he's not the man he once-- [coughs]"}
{"text":"...was."}
{"text":"-[clears throat] Sorry.  -Do you want some more water?"}
{"text":"I'm fine. [sighs]"}
{"text":"He's this way."}
{"text":"Ooh. [panting]"}
{"text":"[Rolo] Come on, mister! [snaps fingers]  You got a visitor."}
{"text":"[knocks on glass]"}
{"text":"May I present Clayton Leigh,  weather girl killer. [coughs]"}
{"text":"I know, he's kind of mopey these days."}
{"text":"Cuts kind of a pathetic figure."}
{"text":"But don't feel too sorry for him."}
{"text":"He is a convicted murderer."}
{"text":"Lest we forget Denise Stockley."}
{"text":"Tragic and cute."}
{"text":"Ain't that right, Clayton?"}
{"text":"Coo-ee!"}
{"text":"He's actually looking at you."}
{"text":"Look out. Maybe you're his type."}
{"text":"He looks so real."}
{"text":"[Rolo] Well, it is him,  or a fully conscious upload of him."}
{"text":"You're probably wondering  how he got in here."}
{"text":"After TCKR kicked me out, my plan was to  branch out into celebrity consciousnesses,"}
{"text":"sign up famous people and reincarnate  them as holograms after they die."}
{"text":"Kind of like a living Madame Tussauds."}
{"text":"But celebrities, that's just a quagmire."}
{"text":"Too many rights issues,  asshole representatives."}
{"text":"But convicted killers?"}
{"text":"It's a different story."}
{"text":"[door buzzes]"}
{"text":"[clears throat]"}
{"text":"Mr. Leigh, allow me to introduce myself."}
{"text":"-My name is Rolo Haynes.  -They say you're in technology."}
{"text":"-Uh, yes, That is true.  -So You can look into This DNA thing?"}
{"text":"Prove it wasn't me?"}
{"text":"Um, yes, that's certainly a possibility,  but that's not why I'm here."}
{"text":"-I have a proposal.  -Goodbye."}
{"text":"No, wait. I have a proposal. I can help."}
{"text":"I can help your family."}
{"text":"How'd you talk him into it?"}
{"text":"He didn't need much convincing."}
{"text":"So really it's just signing over  the rights to your digital self"}
{"text":"in case the worst happens,"}
{"text":"and I promise your relatives will  receive the lion's share of any profits."}
{"text":"So if, you know, God forbid,"}
{"text":"you do get sent to the chair,"}
{"text":"you know your family  will be provided for, for life."}
{"text":"-How'd his family feel about it?  -They didn't give a shit."}
{"text":"Abandoned him  the moment he got locked up."}
{"text":"I know, right?"}
{"text":"-Jesus Christ, Clay, it's your soul.  -Ain't no such thing."}
{"text":"It's just a computer simulation  or somethin'."}
{"text":"Then why does he need your permission?"}
{"text":"If my pardon comes through,  it won't matter."}
{"text":"And if it doesn't?"}
{"text":"Then if they send me to the chair,  this is gonna pay."}
{"text":"It's gonna keep you and the kids  above water, maintain a roof over y'all."}
{"text":"Baby, don't."}
{"text":"This could be a good thing."}
{"text":"But he never did get that pardon."}
{"text":"Shit, no, 'cause he was guilty."}
{"text":"But wasn't there some doubt?   You know, that documentary?"}
{"text":"Fake news. Hatchet job."}
{"text":"-What about the DNA tampering?  -Seriously?"}
{"text":"There's no doubt about it."}
{"text":"The day he got the chair"}
{"text":"was a great day for justice."}
{"text":"Clayton couldn't complain."}
{"text":"I mean, he was gonna be a pioneer."}
{"text":"I was gonna slurp up  his entire consciousness."}
{"text":"He'd be the first guy on death row  to survive his own execution."}
{"text":"[labored breathing]"}
{"text":"[electricity buzzes]"}
{"text":"The transfer went beautifully."}
{"text":"Before I knew it, Clayton was born again."}
{"text":"[Clayton gasps]"}
{"text":"Hi, buddy."}
{"text":"Congratulations to you."}
{"text":"You're in the afterlife, so to speak."}
{"text":"Looking good."}
{"text":"Am I a ghost?"}
{"text":"If that helps, yeah."}
{"text":"I just gotta test a few things here, OK?"}
{"text":"So this may seem a little weird.  Just hang on in there."}
{"text":"[Clayton gasps]"}
{"text":"What the fuck?"}
{"text":"See, I knew just seeing the guy  walking around captive, that was good,"}
{"text":"but that wasn't much of a draw."}
{"text":"But pulling the lever yourself?"}
{"text":"Now, that's an attraction."}
{"text":"-Hey!  -OK."}
{"text":"-Hey!  -Three, two, one."}
{"text":"[yells]"}
{"text":"Dawson's pain tech  had paved the way for it."}
{"text":"A perfect re-creation"}
{"text":"of exactly how the agony  of electrocution feels."}
{"text":"Every volt simulated for real."}
{"text":"[screaming]"}
{"text":"Key was, never let him exceed 15 seconds  at max voltage."}
{"text":"That would wipe his digital synapses  out for good, kill him."}
{"text":"Ten seconds seemed to be  the optimum shock length,"}
{"text":"so that became the intractable limit."}
{"text":"OK. Have a little rest."}
{"text":"-[Clayton panting]  -Get used to your room."}
{"text":"Official opening's tomorrow."}
{"text":"[chattering]"}
{"text":"[Rolo] In fact, in the early days,  the problem was fitting everyone in."}
{"text":"Please don't do it. Please, please,  please, please, please. Please."}
{"text":"Please don't do it. Please."}
{"text":"[yells]"}
{"text":"But, of course, it was really  the souvenirs that were driving trade."}
{"text":"It was beautiful."}
{"text":"-[Clayton screaming]  -Every time you finished juicing him,"}
{"text":"out pops a conscious sentient snapshot  of Clayton,"}
{"text":"not a recording, a true copy of his mind"}
{"text":"perpetually experiencing  that beautiful pain."}
{"text":"Stuck forever  in that one perfect moment of agony."}
{"text":"Always on."}
{"text":"Always suffering."}
{"text":"-[screaming]  -And what you'd call..."}
{"text":"fun size. [chortling]"}
{"text":"[grunting, coughing]"}
{"text":"[American accent]  Take a seat if it makes it easier."}
{"text":"[gasping breaths]"}
{"text":"[Rolo gasps, sputters]"}
{"text":"Sit down."}
{"text":"[moaning]"}
{"text":"[panting, cries out]"}
{"text":"[stutters]"}
{"text":"What? My accent?"}
{"text":"Not fucking British."}
{"text":"Sorry to disappoint."}
{"text":"Who are you?"}
{"text":"You left some parts of the story out,  Mr. Haynes. Why is that?"}
{"text":"You forgot to mention the protests."}
{"text":"His wife started a campaign,  got some momentum behind it."}
{"text":"Guess you'd call it  virtue-signaling bullshit,"}
{"text":"but I know it hurt your attendance."}
{"text":"And even the protesters got bored  after a while."}
{"text":"As soon as it was clear the state wouldn't  do a damn thing about clearing him,"}
{"text":"they just moved onto  the next viral miscarriage of justice"}
{"text":"they can hang a hashtag off of."}
{"text":"But they did their job, right?  This place was on the shit list."}
{"text":"Who was your core clientele after that?"}
{"text":"You lost the day trippers, the tourists,  fun family crowd. Who was left?"}
{"text":"You again, you pasty-faced motherfucker?"}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"[Nish] Loners. Sadists."}
{"text":"The supremacist sicko demographic."}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Out, out, out."}
{"text":"[screaming, gasps]"}
{"text":"And that crowd's not big enough."}
{"text":"They don't keep the lights on."}
{"text":"So if someone shows up,"}
{"text":"some classic race-hate rich guy  with a hard-on for power..."}
{"text":"and he slips you some extra  for a longer time at the crank..."}
{"text":"[Clayton yells]"}
{"text":"...you take it."}
{"text":"[yelling continues]"}
{"text":"[alarm blares]"}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"[Nish] Wasn't the same after that, was he?"}
{"text":"Not dead but hardly alive either."}
{"text":"Even the perverts didn't wanna pull a...  a lever on a vegetable."}
{"text":"Where's the joy in that?"}
{"text":"But someone came to see him, right?"}
{"text":"She saw him."}
{"text":"She stood on this spot."}
{"text":"Saw what you had done to him."}
{"text":"Clay?"}
{"text":"[Nish] He was like a docile animal."}
{"text":"God knows if he even recognized her."}
{"text":"God knows if he even recognizes me."}
{"text":"[whispers] Dad."}
{"text":"Happy birthday."}
{"text":"[cries]"}
{"text":"[sniffs]"}
{"text":"[gasping breaths]"}
{"text":"What my mom saw that day  was more than she could take."}
{"text":"She had hoped during the whole fight  to clear his name, but that broke her."}
{"text":"You know what she did  when she came home?"}
{"text":"Bottle of pills and a bottle of vodka.  I found her. You fucking piece of shit."}
{"text":"[grunts]"}
{"text":"Whoa."}
{"text":"-Is it hot?  -[moans]"}
{"text":"It's humid, right? I'm sorry."}
{"text":"Stupid digital AC."}
{"text":"Easy to hack."}
{"text":"Never accept drinks from strangers."}
{"text":"[whirring]"}
{"text":"My daddy taught me that."}
{"text":"Going by the color of your lips,  you're gonna be gone in 30 seconds."}
{"text":"-[Nish sighs, sniffles]  -[computer beeps]"}
{"text":"Hey, don't worry."}
{"text":"We're gonna see you on the other side."}
{"text":"-[device whirring]  -[Nish typing]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"[Nish] Hey."}
{"text":"Computer says you're awake."}
{"text":"Congratulations. You're a pioneer."}
{"text":"What the fuck did you do?"}
{"text":"It turns out that it is possible"}
{"text":"to transfer a fresh consciousness  inside a virtual one."}
{"text":"My daddy's giving you a ride."}
{"text":"Get me out of here, you fucking cun--"}
{"text":"I'm guessing you're screaming and calling  me names right now, but I wouldn't know."}
{"text":"-You--  -I mean, my dad can't talk, thanks to you."}
{"text":"Otherwise I'm guessing  he'd pass on your goodwill messages."}
{"text":"You fu-- You fucking bitch!  You fucking bitch!"}
{"text":"In other news, you'll shortly  be undertaking another first."}
{"text":"The first double-decker mercy killing."}
{"text":"No, no, no. No, no, no, no."}
{"text":"I took off the ten-second limit  so Daddy'll get a full hit of juice."}
{"text":"Should be enough to set him free."}
{"text":"You... however..."}
{"text":"burrowed away inside there,  Mr. Haynes, you'll feel it all."}
{"text":"-Hey!  -All the pain."}
{"text":"-Fuck y--  -Every perfect little shot of it."}
{"text":"-Fuck you!  -I'm getting myself a souvenir, too."}
{"text":"No, no, no, no, no, no, no."}
{"text":"Hey, please, please. I..."}
{"text":"Always on."}
{"text":"-Always suffering.  -Fuck!No, no, No."}
{"text":"Bye, Daddy."}
{"text":"[alarm blares]"}
{"text":"[clattering]"}
{"text":"[yelling]"}
{"text":"[door swings shut]"}
{"text":"-Monkey loves you.  -Shh."}
{"text":"[yelling]"}
{"text":"How'd I do, Mom?"}
{"text":"All good?"}
{"text":"Just great, honey."}
{"text":"I'm proud of you."}
{"text":"[Nish] Aw, thanks."}
{"text":"[song resumes on radio]"}
{"text":"Always something there to remind me"}
{"text":"I was born to love you"}
{"text":"And I will never be free"}
{"text":"You'll always be a part of me"}
{"text":"Whoa"}
{"text":"Whoa, whoa"}
{"text":"If you should find you miss"}
{"text":"The sweet and tender love  We used to share"}
{"text":"Just come back to the places  Where we used to go and I'll be there"}
{"text":"Oh, how can I forget you"}
{"text":"When there is always something there  To remind me"}
{"text":"When there is always something there  To remind me"}
{"text":"I was born to love you"}
{"text":"And I will never be free"}
{"text":"- When There is...  - When There is..."}
{"text":"When there is always something there To remind me"}
{"text":"Oh, always something there To remind me"}
{"text":"Oh, always something there To remind me"}
{"text":"I was born to love you"}
{"text":"And I will never be free"}
{"text":"- When There is...  - When There is..."}
{"text":"When there is always something there To remind me"}
{"text":"[distant sirens]"}
{"text":"[pounding music]"}
{"text":"[pounding dance music]"}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"You here by yourself?"}
{"text":"-So far.  -Oh."}
{"text":"It's a shame. A pretty girl like you."}
{"text":"-OK, corny.  -Oh!"}
{"text":"Maybe I can make up for it  by buying you a drink?"}
{"text":"Sure."}
{"text":"-Bartender.  -Yeah?"}
{"text":"Let me get a Buck and a vodka sidecar."}
{"text":"What makes you think  I want a vodka sidecar?"}
{"text":"Maybe I know what you like."}
{"text":"[man] There they are."}
{"text":"Hey!"}
{"text":"[men laugh]"}
{"text":"Right on time."}
{"text":"-Hey, Karl.  -Hey, what up, girl? This is Daisy."}
{"text":"-Oh.  -Ooh!"}
{"text":"-Daisy, This is Danny and Theo.  -Hi."}
{"text":"Hey, lady."}
{"text":"This is my roommates  I was telling you about."}
{"text":"The ones who hooked up just so they can   get the biggest room in the apartment."}
{"text":"[laughs] Very true."}
{"text":"-Let me get you all a drink.  -You're right."}
{"text":"Get your asses on the dance floor."}
{"text":"-Come on, girl.  -There we go."}
{"text":"Hey. That little role-play act,  the stranger thing at the bar?"}
{"text":"Got me hot as fuck."}
{"text":"Ooh. Mental note to self,  my baby's into role-play."}
{"text":"[voice over music] The sound is yours..."}
{"text":"You know it."}
{"text":"[Theo giggles]"}
{"text":"[voice over music] What do you do  when you dance in a club"}
{"text":"and the place is packed and jamming?"}
{"text":"[heavy breathing]"}
{"text":"[both grunt]"}
{"text":"[video game noises]"}
{"text":"[game] Round one. Fight."}
{"text":"[grunting and fighting sounds]"}
{"text":"You're just in time."}
{"text":"Aww..."}
{"text":"Man, I gotta work tomorrow."}
{"text":"Fuck your work."}
{"text":"New game."}
{"text":"[slightly muffled video game noises]"}
{"text":"[Danny] No. No, no, no."}
{"text":"[men shout]"}
{"text":"[Danny] No!"}
{"text":"-Fuck.  -[game] Roxette wins."}
{"text":"All right, man."}
{"text":"-OK, one more.  -No, man. It's too late."}
{"text":"Decision made."}
{"text":"Shit."}
{"text":"Oh, look, he picks Roxette again."}
{"text":"But you've been Lance  for 20 bouts straight."}
{"text":"-Come on.  -I know you not bitching."}
{"text":"-Where we going, Panda Mountain?  -Sucks."}
{"text":"-Crystal Beach?  -Let's go for the Temple."}
{"text":"-Here we go.  -Secret Temple."}
{"text":"-Get ready to get your ass kicked.  -Yeah? Roxette's gonna fuck your head off."}
{"text":"-That don't even make sense.  -Fuck your head off."}
{"text":"What does that mean?"}
{"text":"Round one. Fight."}
{"text":"Come on. Come on."}
{"text":"Oh!"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"All right, get up, come on. Come on.  Come on."}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"Get out of here."}
{"text":"-[Roxette] You like? What now?  -Negative."}
{"text":"[both shout]"}
{"text":"-Come on, man.  -[Roxette] That's done."}
{"text":"[game] K.O. Perfect."}
{"text":"[Theo] You woke me up."}
{"text":"Too damn loud."}
{"text":"-[Karl] You want some of this?  -Baby."}
{"text":"\"Baby.\""}
{"text":"-Quiet That shit down.  -Baby."}
{"text":"Baby! Baby! Baby!"}
{"text":"[woman] Birthday boy!"}
{"text":"Birthday boy.  [laughs]"}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"Congratulations. How old are you now?"}
{"text":"Uh, 38."}
{"text":"-Forty's a-coming. -Yeah."}
{"text":"Soon be dead, huh?"}
{"text":"Sure."}
{"text":"-Have you met Simon? -Hey."}
{"text":"Uh..."}
{"text":"-Don't think so. -I don't think we did, no, no."}
{"text":"OK. Simon's into bikes."}
{"text":"That's cool."}
{"text":"-[kids screaming]  -Cool. That's cool."}
{"text":"Maxwell. We don't kick. No kicking."}
{"text":"Look at him. Sorry. I'm sorry."}
{"text":"-Do you like motorcycles or just bikes? -just bikes."}
{"text":"Cool."}
{"text":"[cool funk music plays on radio]"}
{"text":"[children laugh]"}
{"text":"-[boy] Tag!  -Tyler, go on outside."}
{"text":"-[bowl smashing]  -Sorry!"}
{"text":"-Sorry.  -Let me..."}
{"text":"-I'll get that.  -Did he get it on you?"}
{"text":"Yeah, you just... Don't worry."}
{"text":"[doorbell buzzes]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"Karl."}
{"text":"-Hey, Theo.  -I Have not seen you in how long?"}
{"text":"However long, it feels longer."}
{"text":"Is Daisy parking the car?"}
{"text":"Oh, uh..."}
{"text":"Me and Daisy,  no, we're not together anymore."}
{"text":"Oh, God, I'm sorry."}
{"text":"No, no, no. It's... it's cool, really,  we broke up, like, a year ago."}
{"text":"No clue. He... I'm not on Facebook, so..."}
{"text":"I can be a dumbass about these things."}
{"text":"No. Really, it's all good."}
{"text":"We're still friends. Better friends,  actually. It's all very adult."}
{"text":"-Well, Come in, Come in.  -all right."}
{"text":"-Danny's out back.  -OK."}
{"text":"[meat sizzling]"}
{"text":"We're not gonna punch,  we're not gonna kick. OK?"}
{"text":"-I'm sorry.  -Oh, God."}
{"text":"[woman] OK, go play, no fighting."}
{"text":"Goddamn it. Come on."}
{"text":"Can't beat a little home cooking."}
{"text":"[Karl laughs]"}
{"text":"-Hey, man.  -What's going on?"}
{"text":"Oh, wow, handshake?"}
{"text":"What am I, like, infected or something?"}
{"text":"Fuck you."}
{"text":"[laughs] Come on, get in here, man."}
{"text":"Ah, that's better,  let it out, buddy, let it out."}
{"text":"You're still an asshole, I see."}
{"text":"Happy birthday."}
{"text":"Oh, wow."}
{"text":"When did you start using gift bags?"}
{"text":"The store did that."}
{"text":"You gonna open it?"}
{"text":"-Striking Vipers.  -X. Striking Vipers X."}
{"text":"Newest instalment.  Came out just yesterday."}
{"text":"I was in the store,"}
{"text":"I saw it and..."}
{"text":"Oh, man. [laughs]"}
{"text":"This takes me back."}
{"text":"It says here  you need one of those VR add-ons."}
{"text":"-I don't have one of those.  -Yes, you do."}
{"text":"-No.  -Eh..."}
{"text":"No. No, come on, man."}
{"text":"No. It's your birthday,  just take the damn thing, would you?"}
{"text":"Seriously, you gonna flip the fuck out.  I tried it out in the store."}
{"text":"They demoed it for me.  Five minutes blew my mind to confetti."}
{"text":"-Thanks, man.  -It's all good."}
{"text":"That your one?"}
{"text":"No, that's Maxwell."}
{"text":"[Simon] Maxwell. Guys, guys."}
{"text":"Tyler's friend from school."}
{"text":"-you want a beer, man?  -Finally he saves me. Yes."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"[girl] Mommy, Mommy, Mommy,  I've been playing with Katie."}
{"text":"[woman] Theo,  are we using the plastic cups?"}
{"text":"Theo's looking good."}
{"text":"Uh-huh."}
{"text":"Good to see at least one of you  still has a gym membership."}
{"text":"Oh, really?"}
{"text":"Seriously, man."}
{"text":"You're walking around  like a fucking Frankenstein movie."}
{"text":"Look, since my knee went, I haven't  been able to work out, all right?"}
{"text":"I'm not using that as an excuse.  I'm just..."}
{"text":"-No, No, No, of course not.   -Hey, fuck you, all right?"}
{"text":"I can afford to let things slide.  I'm settled."}
{"text":"I thank God I don't have to be out there  on the dating scene."}
{"text":"Always on sale. Fucking bullshit."}
{"text":"It is like a second job."}
{"text":"Gotta keep up with those younger dudes."}
{"text":"You gotta do a thousand crunches a day?"}
{"text":"-Only 50 each morning.  -Fifty in the morning?"}
{"text":"Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"You wax your ballsack?"}
{"text":"I'm sure as shit those young dudes do."}
{"text":"You wax your ball... You nasty."}
{"text":"Till it's gleaming like an eight ball."}
{"text":"[both laugh]"}
{"text":"Just to stay in the game."}
{"text":"-I pity you, really.  -Yeah. Well..."}
{"text":"You wanna know where I'm going  after I leave here?"}
{"text":"Shit, getting your taint waxed too?"}
{"text":"Meeting Mariella."}
{"text":"-Mariella.  -She does backing vocals."}
{"text":"What, for the school band?"}
{"text":"How old is she?"}
{"text":"Twenty-nine."}
{"text":"No, 28. See. Here she is again."}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -[shushes]"}
{"text":"-you wanna share That with the class?   -Mm-mm."}
{"text":"-you lucky man.  -I am, me."}
{"text":"What are you doing? What are you doing?"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"-Tyler asleep?  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"Had to read that damn Macaroo book again  before he'd let me put out the light."}
{"text":"\"Macaroo found a shoe...\""}
{"text":"\"And put it in a tree.\""}
{"text":"Macaroo's got no respect  for his environment,"}
{"text":"that's all I'm saying."}
{"text":"-I can do that.  -No, I'm fine."}
{"text":"Mm-mm. It's your birthday, come on."}
{"text":"-Thank you.   -[grunts]"}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"You know, you should've told me  that Karl and Daisy broke up."}
{"text":"-Did he say who broke up with who?  -I didn't ask."}
{"text":"I always said that those two  were not good news together."}
{"text":"So long since I saw him last."}
{"text":"-Had to be last year's birthday, I think.  -In the flesh, a whole year?"}
{"text":"Him and the girl on his phone,  is that serious?"}
{"text":"I didn't ask."}
{"text":"Guys suck at talking.  How long have you two known each other?"}
{"text":"You don't actually get to talk  at these things, though, do you?"}
{"text":"I mean, beyond surface bullshit."}
{"text":"Or parent talk.  There's a lot of that these days."}
{"text":"Y'all should hang out more."}
{"text":"Yeah, well, you know, work."}
{"text":"And we're parents."}
{"text":"He's downtown with the label  and we're out here."}
{"text":"We should have him over for dinner.  You could make your chili."}
{"text":"Sure."}
{"text":"[machine] Flatware hazard warning."}
{"text":"You gotta put the knives in  sharp edge down."}
{"text":"-[machine beeping]  -I know."}
{"text":"Check out the Rodman look on this guy."}
{"text":"How are you? Yeah?"}
{"text":"Rodman?"}
{"text":"Dennis Rodman."}
{"text":"-he used to be a ball player, right?  -right."}
{"text":"The hair. Got it."}
{"text":"The app says we need to do it  within the hour. It's peak fertility."}
{"text":"I'm kind of beat  but I guess that we should."}
{"text":"You not into it?"}
{"text":"I just ate so much, I don't know if I can."}
{"text":"-It's best to save it up, though, right?  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"Mind if I go to sleep?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"[Theo groans]"}
{"text":"I love you, baby."}
{"text":"Love you, too."}
{"text":"[pants]"}
{"text":"[both chuckle]"}
{"text":"Shit."}
{"text":"[TV chimes]"}
{"text":"-Hey, man.  -Hey, you still awake? you wanna game?"}
{"text":"Maybe not tonight. I was..."}
{"text":"Come on, what are you playing?"}
{"text":"Something goddamn boring  is what I'm guessing."}
{"text":"All right, you got me."}
{"text":"All right, so grab the experiencer disc  I got you, put it on and jump in."}
{"text":"Seriously, man, it's insane."}
{"text":"You're gonna freak. You're gonna shit   your pelvis through your asshole."}
{"text":"-OK. what Do I do?  -all right, they showed me in the store."}
{"text":"-you put the game chip in.  -Done."}
{"text":"Now grab the disc doohickey  and stick it upside your head."}
{"text":"-Left or right side?  -Doesn't matter."}
{"text":"-Done.  -OK."}
{"text":"Now hold down the sync button  on the controller."}
{"text":"Nothing's happening."}
{"text":"We haven't chosen our fighters yet."}
{"text":"So, I am..."}
{"text":"[game] Roxette."}
{"text":"OK, so where's my guy?"}
{"text":"-[game] Lance.  -Damn. All right, Lance, let's go."}
{"text":"OK, you have to brace yourself."}
{"text":"Brace myself. Come on."}
{"text":"-You ready?  -Yeah, I'm ready."}
{"text":"Three, two..."}
{"text":"-one.  -[game chimes]"}
{"text":"[Danny] Whoa!"}
{"text":"[Danny] Oh, my God."}
{"text":"[Danny] Whoa!"}
{"text":"[Danny's voice melds into Lance]  This is crazy."}
{"text":"-what the fuck...?  -Yo, Danny."}
{"text":"Said you gotta brace yourself."}
{"text":"Karl?"}
{"text":"Crazy shit, huh?"}
{"text":"Like, I feel solid."}
{"text":"You think your chest is impressive?  Check this shit out."}
{"text":"[Karl as Roxette] Whoo!"}
{"text":"-This is just...  -I know, right?"}
{"text":"How's the knee?"}
{"text":"Pretty good."}
{"text":"-[Roxette grunts]  -[Lance chuckles]"}
{"text":"Man, in here, you can do so much shit  you can't do out there."}
{"text":"[roars]"}
{"text":"OK, enough of the Captain Acrobat shit."}
{"text":"-You ready to fight?  -I'm ready."}
{"text":"[game] Round one."}
{"text":"[game] Fight."}
{"text":"[Danny as Lance]  Whoa. Hold on a minute."}
{"text":"Is this going to hurt?"}
{"text":"\"The game emulates  all physical sensations.\""}
{"text":"Is that a yes or a no?"}
{"text":"It does."}
{"text":"[both grunt]"}
{"text":"Peace out."}
{"text":"I'm gonna fuck you up."}
{"text":"Thunder punch."}
{"text":"Windmill wipe-out."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"That the best you can do, man?"}
{"text":"Jesus Christ."}
{"text":"Don't worry, it resets. No harm done."}
{"text":"That's messed up."}
{"text":"[game] Round two."}
{"text":"-Hold on. Shit, I'm rusty.  -Fight."}
{"text":"I can't remember  what moves this guy can do."}
{"text":"It's like riding a bike."}
{"text":"-See? Nice block.  -Thanks."}
{"text":"Hyperstrike!"}
{"text":"That's double."}
{"text":"Tornado fury."}
{"text":"The leg, the leg, the leg, the leg."}
{"text":"[Danny grunting]"}
{"text":"[both pant]"}
{"text":"No. No. No, no, no. No, no, no."}
{"text":"How do I get out of here?  How do I get out of here?"}
{"text":"Exit game."}
{"text":"Exit... Exit game!"}
{"text":"[pants]"}
{"text":"Oh, shit."}
{"text":"Holy shit."}
{"text":"Hello. Where did he come from?"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"[indistinct chatter]"}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"That's my cab."}
{"text":"-Good night, little man.  -Good night."}
{"text":"-Take care of Daddy for me, OK?  -OK."}
{"text":"Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"I'm not sure when I'll be back.  Depends on traffic, I guess."}
{"text":"Have fun, OK?"}
{"text":"[electronic disco music]"}
{"text":"[game] Battle stations."}
{"text":"[game] Battle stations."}
{"text":"\"...his shoe and put it in a tree.\""}
{"text":"Very good. \"The shiny side made a slide.  He slid down happily.\""}
{"text":"[Danny] \"He fixed the leaves...\""}
{"text":"[game] Game over."}
{"text":"[TV chimes]"}
{"text":"[TV chimes]"}
{"text":"Hey, there."}
{"text":"Hey. I can't play long, I..."}
{"text":"Oh, sure, me too."}
{"text":"[Danny] Look..."}
{"text":"Last time we played,  I was drunk, man, from the party."}
{"text":"Me, too."}
{"text":"Cool."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"Be good to have a serious game,  you know?"}
{"text":"Serious game."}
{"text":"Serious game."}
{"text":"Here we go."}
{"text":"About to kick your ass, motherfucker."}
{"text":"Yeah? You're gonna try."}
{"text":"[game] Round one. Fight."}
{"text":"[Roxette shouts]"}
{"text":"-Come on, come on! Please, please!  -Stop it! No! I'm going."}
{"text":"Can you hear me? Yes.  Can you hear me now?"}
{"text":"You're the driver, right?"}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm outside of the Taphouse."}
{"text":"Taphouse."}
{"text":"[horn honks]"}
{"text":"So, guess that's us gay now."}
{"text":"That's a joke."}
{"text":"Huh."}
{"text":"Don't feel like a gay thing."}
{"text":"[grunts]"}
{"text":"-what is it?  -Jesus."}
{"text":"Exit game."}
{"text":"[shouts]"}
{"text":"What? You're supposed to be in bed."}
{"text":"I'm thirsty."}
{"text":"You're thirsty?"}
{"text":"[door closing]"}
{"text":"-you finished?  -Yes."}
{"text":"Yes what?"}
{"text":"-Yes, thank you.  -[chuckles] Go ahead."}
{"text":"-[Tyler] Hey, Mom.  -[Theo] Hey there, little man."}
{"text":"-Looks like you can use one of these.  -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"Feels like a dog died in my damn head."}
{"text":"[both chuckle]"}
{"text":"You weren't supposed to drink."}
{"text":"I figured my period was late.  And I hoped it was."}
{"text":"And then it came on while I was out, so."}
{"text":"I just said fuck it."}
{"text":"I'm sorry."}
{"text":"Next time."}
{"text":"Nose kiss."}
{"text":"[indistinct conversation]"}
{"text":"[machine] Please rinse dishes  before program start."}
{"text":"[water running]"}
{"text":"[game] Round one. Fight."}
{"text":"[Roxette grunts]"}
{"text":"I'm sorry, baby. I'm just tired, OK?"}
{"text":"[horns honking]"}
{"text":"[Karl as Roxette] OK,  I know when you're thinking."}
{"text":"What's up?"}
{"text":"How does it feel?"}
{"text":"I mean, like, for you,  being in a woman's body while..."}
{"text":"Crazy."}
{"text":"It's crazy."}
{"text":"I mean, it's different."}
{"text":"Like..."}
{"text":"the physical feeling of it?"}
{"text":"It's more sort of..."}
{"text":"satisfying."}
{"text":"I can't really explain it."}
{"text":"Like, one's a guitar solo,  the other's a whole fucking orchestra."}
{"text":"But the tune's basically the same."}
{"text":"Different tempos, though."}
{"text":"Yeah, I think you've run that analogy  to the ground."}
{"text":"Fuck you."}
{"text":"[child playing]"}
{"text":"I'd like you to push my feet down."}
{"text":"Listen here, mister."}
{"text":"Listen here."}
{"text":"[phone vibrates]"}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"Shit."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[people laughing]"}
{"text":"While I'm alone and blue as can be"}
{"text":"Dream a little dream of me"}
{"text":"Stars fading..."}
{"text":"-Hey.  -Hi."}
{"text":"Can I, uh..."}
{"text":"Should I not? I was just gonna ask  if I could buy you a drink."}
{"text":"-I'm sorry.   -Oh, God."}
{"text":"-Yeah.  -I'm so sorry."}
{"text":"Don't be."}
{"text":"-No, seriously.  -seriously."}
{"text":"[both laugh]"}
{"text":"I'll leave you alone."}
{"text":"Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"Sorry."}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"-[waiter] It's all good?  -It was great, thank you."}
{"text":"Your dessert's on the way."}
{"text":"That was good."}
{"text":"Hmm."}
{"text":"-Mm-hmm.  -[Theo chuckles]"}
{"text":"You know the thing about you?"}
{"text":"Sometimes you just sort of go away."}
{"text":"-what Do you mean?  -I mean, you shrivel away."}
{"text":"You go inside. Leave me on the outside."}
{"text":"Are you in there?"}
{"text":"[exhales] Of course I am."}
{"text":"OK. So then, what's up?"}
{"text":"Nothing."}
{"text":"We haven't done it in weeks."}
{"text":"I've been tired."}
{"text":"-We're meant to be trying again.  -We are trying again."}
{"text":"No. Won't get pregnant  if you don't fuck me, Danny."}
{"text":"Jesus."}
{"text":"It's not that I don't want to."}
{"text":"I said I've been tired."}
{"text":"I'm sorry..."}
{"text":"but is something going on?"}
{"text":"Something going on?"}
{"text":"That's what I said."}
{"text":"Nothing is going on."}
{"text":"Then what is it?"}
{"text":"-is It me?  -No."}
{"text":"-You don't touch me anymore.  -Theo."}
{"text":"You don't even kiss me."}
{"text":"There is none of the small stuff."}
{"text":"Squeeze my shoulder."}
{"text":"A hand on my back  as you pass me in the kitchen."}
{"text":"-Theo.  -not even that."}
{"text":"Do you want me any more?"}
{"text":"I'll always want you."}
{"text":"No. You know what I mean,  I mean, me. This. This."}
{"text":"I know that I'm not what I was.  My body is not what it was since Tyler."}
{"text":"Don't say that."}
{"text":"Are you seeing someone?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"So why don't you want me?  You always used to want me."}
{"text":"[breathes shakily]"}
{"text":"It's boring, I get that."}
{"text":"Family life?"}
{"text":"Shit, I find it boring."}
{"text":"But I am loyal."}
{"text":"I'm loyal to our family. I'm loyal to you."}
{"text":"God knows if I wanted,  I could go out and do whatever."}
{"text":"You think I haven't made sacrifices?"}
{"text":"I haven't denied things for myself?"}
{"text":"A guy at the bar earlier  tried hitting on me."}
{"text":"Half of me wanted him to,  just for some excitement,"}
{"text":"some fucking passion."}
{"text":"But that is what you do.   It's part of being in a partnership,"}
{"text":"you shut the door on all that shit."}
{"text":"You shut it out  because you have committed."}
{"text":"It's what a commitment is."}
{"text":"Oh, God.  If something's going on, I just..."}
{"text":"I just want to know."}
{"text":"I'll deal with it how I deal with it.  I just have to know."}
{"text":"Nothing is going on."}
{"text":"I promise."}
{"text":"I swear."}
{"text":"[waiter] One chocolate bombe."}
{"text":"And two spoons."}
{"text":"Enjoy."}
{"text":"-[Karl grunts]  -[Mariella] That's it. That's good."}
{"text":"Sorry."}
{"text":"I'm not gonna get there."}
{"text":"You're worrying about your work again?"}
{"text":"I think so."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"Mind if I finish myself off?"}
{"text":"Mm."}
{"text":"[sounds of porn]"}
{"text":"[TV chimes]"}
{"text":"[phone vibrates]"}
{"text":"[phone rings]"}
{"text":"Hold on. Excuse me, I gotta take this."}
{"text":"Hello."}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"Whoa, what do you mean?"}
{"text":"It means I can't do it anymore.  It's not fair to Theo."}
{"text":"[haltingly] But it's not cheating.  It's not real."}
{"text":"It's like... porn or something."}
{"text":"Come on, man, you know it ain't right."}
{"text":"-I gotta think of Theo.  -OK. But..."}
{"text":"we don't have to completely cut it off."}
{"text":"What about, like, first Sunday  of each month?"}
{"text":"-No.  -just now and then."}
{"text":"Karl, it has to stop. Clean break."}
{"text":"Come on. This is good. This is good.   You know it is."}
{"text":"Look, I gotta go."}
{"text":"-I'm sorry.  -Danny."}
{"text":"-Goodbye.  -Danny."}
{"text":"[Danny] I gotta get past you, you ready?  Go."}
{"text":"[Danny] All right."}
{"text":"[Danny] You win."}
{"text":"[shouts]"}
{"text":"[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"[Danny] And he is down."}
{"text":"-Macaroo found That shoe again, huh?  -and put It in a tree."}
{"text":"Happy birthday."}
{"text":"-Oh!  -Sorry it's not much. I couldn't get out."}
{"text":"-It's exactly what I wanted.  -[laughs]"}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"That smells good."}
{"text":"It's the sort of red-meat caveman food  you like."}
{"text":"-Yeah. That's a hell of a serving size.  -Yeah."}
{"text":"You having your hunger pangs again?"}
{"text":"-There's three of us eating tonight.  -I know, that's what I said."}
{"text":"I mean, three adults. I invited Karl over."}
{"text":"Surprise."}
{"text":"Karl?"}
{"text":"Yeah, well, last year  you said you hardly got to see him."}
{"text":"You didn't get to speak to him  at that barbecue we had."}
{"text":"So I emailed him last week."}
{"text":"And what did he say?"}
{"text":"He said he was looking forward to it."}
{"text":"[doorbell buzzes]"}
{"text":"Speak of the devil."}
{"text":"[Theo] Oh, my God,  you remember that crazy dude"}
{"text":"that lived downstairs  when we were at Madeley?"}
{"text":"He used to bang on the ceiling  when we played the music."}
{"text":"He had a point, though,  because we were loud."}
{"text":"[Danny] Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"Baby, you remember the time  that you got that molly"}
{"text":"and you insisted that we all take it?"}
{"text":"I had to go to work the next day."}
{"text":"-[Karl laughs]  -Lord. We were young, I guess."}
{"text":"Well."}
{"text":"Hennessey and dessert  is as crazy as it gets now."}
{"text":"Speaking of dessert, it's almost ready."}
{"text":"What the fuck are you doing?"}
{"text":"-Just eating.  -That's not what I mean, OK?"}
{"text":"Why the fuck did you come?"}
{"text":"She asked me to come.  What do you want me to say?"}
{"text":"-An excuse.  -Such as what?"}
{"text":"Such as anything."}
{"text":"What am I? Your ex-wife or something?"}
{"text":"Look, it's too strange, OK?"}
{"text":"It's just too fucking strange."}
{"text":"I'll tell you what's strange."}
{"text":"Nothing matches it, does it?"}
{"text":"I tried replacing it, man. I tried."}
{"text":"I tried fucking  the computer-controlled characters."}
{"text":"-It's bullshit.  -Shut up."}
{"text":"It's like a rubber doll.  Not programmed for any sex stuff."}
{"text":"They just sort of lie there."}
{"text":"I tried it with real players."}
{"text":"Other folks controlling Lance."}
{"text":"There was this one guy from Holland."}
{"text":"He was kind of halfway OK as long as  I didn't think about this accent."}
{"text":"But it didn't get me."}
{"text":"It didn't get me,  not like when we're in there. You and me."}
{"text":"Stop it."}
{"text":"I tried everything."}
{"text":"I've gone in there as guy players,  girl players,"}
{"text":"multi-player gangbangs, you name it."}
{"text":"You know, I even fucked Tundra,  the polar bear character."}
{"text":"I fucked a polar bear and I still  couldn't get you out of my mind."}
{"text":"I can't help you."}
{"text":"You want to fuck Roxi again."}
{"text":"-I don't.  -You do."}
{"text":"-just...  -the best sex of my life."}
{"text":"Best of yours too.  Fucking transcendent. You know it was."}
{"text":"Think about it."}
{"text":"Think about her. Roxi."}
{"text":"Holding her, her warm skin against yours."}
{"text":"-Please.  -Her tight wet pussy."}
{"text":"-Fuck, man.  -She'll be in there at midnight."}
{"text":"Just come on in one last time.  You know you want to. One last time."}
{"text":"What y'all doing?"}
{"text":"[chuckles]"}
{"text":"-Bullshit.  -Bullshit, Yeah."}
{"text":"That looks good."}
{"text":"Baby, your plate."}
{"text":"-is That your tiramisu?  -Mm-hmm. you know it."}
{"text":"World famous."}
{"text":"Good to see you."}
{"text":"Happy birthday, man.  It was good to see you."}
{"text":"Yeah, you, too."}
{"text":"Lord, hug each other."}
{"text":"Guys can be so awkward."}
{"text":"Midnight."}
{"text":"-Bye.  -Good night."}
{"text":"[Danny sighs]"}
{"text":"[Roxette grunts]"}
{"text":"I love this."}
{"text":"I love you."}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"No. No!"}
{"text":"-I don't know where that came from.  -Where the fuck does this go?"}
{"text":"[shouts]"}
{"text":"You're feeling it, too."}
{"text":"Just say it."}
{"text":"Say it."}
{"text":"What the fuck do you want?"}
{"text":"Where does this end?"}
{"text":"Who says it has to end?"}
{"text":"Huh?"}
{"text":"[shouts]"}
{"text":"-you remember the year Club?  -Danny."}
{"text":"The old club, the Year."}
{"text":"Of course I do, why?"}
{"text":"Car lot out back.  Meet me there in 30 minutes."}
{"text":"Exit game."}
{"text":"-OK.  -We're not gonna fight."}
{"text":"We're gonna kiss."}
{"text":"Kiss?"}
{"text":"Like... kiss."}
{"text":"It's the only way. We gotta know."}
{"text":"Know..."}
{"text":"If there are fireworks, then, OK, bam,  it's an \"us\" thing, whatever."}
{"text":"At least we've got a foothold on it."}
{"text":"So let's just fucking kiss."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"I said OK."}
{"text":"I'm working up to it."}
{"text":"-You want me to start?  -I don't know."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"You ready?"}
{"text":"Just fucking kiss me, man."}
{"text":"Nope. Not a damn thing."}
{"text":"No, me neither."}
{"text":"Huh."}
{"text":"So that settles it."}
{"text":"You know it's different in the game."}
{"text":"No. You got to get that shit  out of your head."}
{"text":"-It ain't coming out.  -No."}
{"text":"-It's burrowed right in there.  -No, fuck you."}
{"text":"Burrowed right in there, man."}
{"text":"-I know It, you know it.  -Hey. Hey."}
{"text":"It's buried in there, huh?"}
{"text":"-Maybe we can get rid of it like that.  -Don't push me, man."}
{"text":"-You a big man? What you gonna do?  -Don't push me."}
{"text":"What you gonna do?"}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"Stop."}
{"text":"Stop! Stop!"}
{"text":"[siren blares]"}
{"text":"[men grunt]"}
{"text":"-My husband's here. Danny, Daniel Parker.  -Daniel Parker. Yeah."}
{"text":"I knew y'all were mad at each other  over dinner."}
{"text":"So, what were you fighting about?"}
{"text":"Hello?"}
{"text":"Holy fuck!"}
{"text":"Talk to me."}
{"text":"[children chatter]"}
{"text":"[Danny] You guys, bring the kids in."}
{"text":"Hey."}
{"text":"You guys make great babies."}
{"text":"-Ours look like a mile of bad road.  -what?"}
{"text":"I wish I was a baby-sitter."}
{"text":"I'll only love you"}
{"text":"As long as the sea"}
{"text":"Goes on endlessly"}
{"text":"To the shore"}
{"text":"I'll love you till then"}
{"text":"Not one minute more"}
{"text":"Happy birthday."}
{"text":"I'll only love you"}
{"text":"Till there's only night"}
{"text":"-I want That back in the morning."}
{"text":"- and the sun   -Ditto."}
{"text":"Gives no light"}
{"text":"As before"}
{"text":"I'll love you till then"}
{"text":"Not one minute more"}
{"text":"I'm yours, heart and soul, I'm yours"}
{"text":"And all that I possess"}
{"text":"But if you should say to me"}
{"text":"\"Will you always be?\""}
{"text":"I would confess"}
{"text":"I'll only love you"}
{"text":"As long as the beat"}
{"text":"Of my heart"}
{"text":"Can repeat"}
{"text":"Still once more"}
{"text":"I'll love you..."}
{"text":"-[Karl as Roxette] You ready?  -[Danny as Lance] I'm ready."}
{"text":"Not one minute more"}
{"text":"I'll love you till then"}
{"text":"Not one minute"}
{"text":"More"}
{"text":"Love is everything"}
{"text":"Love is everything"}
{"text":"Because love makes the world go round"}
{"text":"Love is the foundation of our soul"}
{"text":"Love is the greatest feeling"}
{"text":"That any person could have"}
{"text":"And the love for someone or something"}
{"text":"Is the greatest feeling"}
{"text":"That ever existed"}
{"text":"[electronic whirring]"}
{"text":"[beep]"}
{"text":"[mirror cracks]"}
{"text":"[man] Now, once more return  your attention to the breath."}
{"text":"[soft exhale]"}
{"text":"[soft exhale]"}
{"text":"Notice how your breathing continues..."}
{"text":"all by itself."}
{"text":"[soft exhale]"}
{"text":"Your mind may wander."}
{"text":"-Simply watch it go.  -[chiming]"}
{"text":"Calmly."}
{"text":"[chiming]"}
{"text":"And without judgment."}
{"text":"[horn honks in distance]"}
{"text":"[clears throat]"}
{"text":"-Hiya.  -Hi."}
{"text":"God, that was so fast. I didn't realize  you'd be parked right here."}
{"text":"-Yeah, just dropped somebody off.  -Oh, it's my lucky day then."}
{"text":"[woman] I'm going to Old Street...  Oh, you've got the details."}
{"text":"So you work in that place?"}
{"text":"Hmm?"}
{"text":"-Sorry, miles away, I didn't catch that.  -[chuckles]"}
{"text":"Is that where you work,  where I picked you up?"}
{"text":"At Smithereen? No."}
{"text":"Just visiting."}
{"text":"I mean, I wish I worked there."}
{"text":"The facilities they've got in there,  they've got their own spa. It's madness."}
{"text":"That's Billy Bauer money for you."}
{"text":"Anyway."}
{"text":"[door bell chimes]"}
{"text":"[phone vibrates]"}
{"text":"[phone vibrates]"}
{"text":"[phone buzzing]"}
{"text":"[breathes softly]"}
{"text":"[phone keys clicking, buzzing]"}
{"text":"[muffled voices]"}
{"text":"[phone vibrates]"}
{"text":"[phone keys clicking]"}
{"text":"[muffled voices, phones buzzing]"}
{"text":"[ambient noise increases in volume]"}
{"text":"[sound cuts out]"}
{"text":"[woman] My daughter's name  was Kristin"}
{"text":"Krissie."}
{"text":"Twenty years old. She was at university."}
{"text":"She killed herself, took her own life,  whatever you wanna call it,"}
{"text":"18 months ago now."}
{"text":"And it was out of the blue."}
{"text":"One of her flatmates called me."}
{"text":"They'd found her in the bathroom."}
{"text":"And I'm furious with her!"}
{"text":"I'm so fucking angry with her  for not telling me."}
{"text":"I thought I knew, I..."}
{"text":"[sobs softly] I didn't know."}
{"text":"Last time I spoke, she was happy..."}
{"text":"and just like that, she ended everything."}
{"text":"[sniffs]"}
{"text":"And I don't know why she did it."}
{"text":"I've asked myself why a million times."}
{"text":"Was it over some boy or her course  or the state of the world or me?"}
{"text":"Was it something I did?"}
{"text":"Round and round in my head  but there's no answer, there's nothing."}
{"text":"She's not here to say, so..."}
{"text":"it's never gonna stop, this..."}
{"text":"needing to know."}
{"text":"It's never gonna stop."}
{"text":"[vending machine clattering]"}
{"text":"Talk about nerve-racking. [chuckles]"}
{"text":"That was my first time speaking."}
{"text":"I mean, in front of everyone. Tough crowd."}
{"text":"Oh, you did really well."}
{"text":"-Really?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"First time, though, shit scary, isn't it?"}
{"text":"Well, to be honest, I don't know."}
{"text":"Have you..."}
{"text":"You haven't spoken while I've been here.  I mean, is it..."}
{"text":"I just haven't found the right moment yet."}
{"text":"Waiting for the right moment."}
{"text":"-Anyway.  -Hey, um, do you fancy a drink?"}
{"text":"Oh, I've got a bit of a long day tomorrow."}
{"text":"Come on. Might die tomorrow."}
{"text":"[chuckles] Joke."}
{"text":"[woman] Oh, God. Oh, my God."}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"Oh, my God. I needed that."}
{"text":"[breathing heavily]"}
{"text":"It's okay. It's okay."}
{"text":"-I wanna make you cum, too.  -In a bit maybe."}
{"text":"-Just need a bit... bit of a breather.  -It's been ages."}
{"text":"Can't even remember the last time."}
{"text":"-Sorry, do you mind if I...?  -No, No, no."}
{"text":"I know these things are undignified."}
{"text":"Went on a date about four months back  with a guy off an app."}
{"text":"Halfway through the starter,  I tell him about Kristin."}
{"text":"He reacted like I said I'd got cancer."}
{"text":"That's her."}
{"text":"Ah."}
{"text":"Her flatmate sent that to me.  It was in her room."}
{"text":"[phone beeps, vibrates]"}
{"text":"Shit. Okay, give me a minute."}
{"text":"I'm trying  to get into Kristin's Persona account."}
{"text":"I try logging in every day.  It gives you three wrong guesses,"}
{"text":"then locks you out for hours."}
{"text":"Every time I think of a guess,  I write it in here."}
{"text":"This week I'm into places  we went on holiday."}
{"text":"I'm her mum. You'd think they'd give me"}
{"text":"the password to my own daughter's account,  but, no."}
{"text":"Violates their privacy policy."}
{"text":"They'll memorialize it  if you prove you're next of kin."}
{"text":"Makes it sort of sepia  with a tribute photo,"}
{"text":"but that deletes the inbox."}
{"text":"I just want the inbox."}
{"text":"I don't know,  see if there's a reason, an answer."}
{"text":"I don't know what I want. Okay."}
{"text":"Right."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"Well, there's tomorrow."}
{"text":"[man]  Notice how your breathing continues..."}
{"text":"all by itself."}
{"text":"Your mind may wander."}
{"text":"Simply watch it go."}
{"text":"-Calmly and without judgment.  -[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"I'm on my way now."}
{"text":"[man] Yeah. Uh-huh."}
{"text":"My first-class check-in San Francisco  flight's not for another three hours,"}
{"text":"so there should be time."}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah, I'm hopping in the car now."}
{"text":"Okay. Okay, bye."}
{"text":"Uh, uh, airport, yeah?"}
{"text":"Terminal Three."}
{"text":"-do you work In that place?  -Smithereen? Yeah."}
{"text":"[phone vibrates]"}
{"text":"The sat nav's showing an accident  coming up."}
{"text":"Do you mind if I follow an alternate route  it's showing me?"}
{"text":"It's actually quicker  than the normal way."}
{"text":"-Uh, yeah, that's fine.  -Might be a bit twisty"}
{"text":"but this thing always seems to know  what it's doing."}
{"text":"[man] Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"[gravel crunching]"}
{"text":"[brakes squeak]"}
{"text":"[traffic noise]"}
{"text":"-Uh...  -[gun cocks]"}
{"text":"Put this on. Put it on."}
{"text":"Put it on!"}
{"text":"Round your wrists.  Loop it round your wrists."}
{"text":"-Uh, why are you--  -just shut up and do it."}
{"text":"-Come on. Pull it tight.  -I'm trying. I'm trying."}
{"text":"Use your teeth. Pull it with your teeth!"}
{"text":"-Uh, what--  -Shut up!"}
{"text":"Nothing's gonna happen to you   if you just do what I say. Okay?"}
{"text":"You're okay. Just do what I say.  Stay there."}
{"text":"Fucking..."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[car beeps]"}
{"text":"Is this about money?"}
{"text":"I know I work for Smithereen  but that doesn't mean I've got money!"}
{"text":"Don't need to... [gasps]"}
{"text":"What... What are you doing, man?  I'm just an intern."}
{"text":"-what are you doing?  -what did you say?"}
{"text":"-What did you say?  -I'm just an intern."}
{"text":"With a suit, the luggage, the... suitcase?  Why are you going to the airport?"}
{"text":"It's outfits.  Clothes are in there for Vanessa."}
{"text":"-Who the fuck is Vanessa?  -Vanessa Lampton."}
{"text":"She's an exec at Smithereen."}
{"text":"Her stylist told me  that I need to go to Heathrow."}
{"text":"She's got a bunch of outfits  and she's gotta pick one."}
{"text":"That's my job, man. I'm just an intern."}
{"text":"So why are you dressed like that?  That's a suit."}
{"text":"-You're wearing a fucking suit.  -It's my first week."}
{"text":"Oh, fuck!"}
{"text":"Fuck! Fuck!"}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"-Fuck!  -Fuck!"}
{"text":"Modern fucking companies!  Everyone looks so fucking young!"}
{"text":"How is anybody looking in supposed  to have a sense of the fucking hierarchy?!"}
{"text":"Jesus Christ! Half of you cunts  coming out of the building"}
{"text":"are dressed  like fucking gap-year students."}
{"text":"I mean, what...?"}
{"text":"Fuck! Children."}
{"text":"The whole Smithereen building"}
{"text":"is a box full of fucking children  getting their fingers everywhere."}
{"text":"Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep...  Wiping your shit."}
{"text":"Your fucking app shit up  on everybody's phone."}
{"text":"Everywhere you look,  people are hooked on the things!"}
{"text":"It's like chain-smoking. Did you make   a lot of cash out of that, did you?"}
{"text":"And you lot are hooked on them as well."}
{"text":"Every single person that comes out  of that building's going..."}
{"text":"People don't even look up anymore."}
{"text":"The sky could turn fucking purple  and you cunts wouldn't notice for a month."}
{"text":"You didn't look up  and look where that got you,"}
{"text":"sitting in the back like that."}
{"text":"An intern. Why didn't you dress  like a fucking intern?! Jesus!"}
{"text":"All right, work with it, work with it.  Work with..."}
{"text":"Fuck."}
{"text":"-Stop! Stop!  -Don't kill me."}
{"text":"-I'll shoot you!  -No, no!"}
{"text":"Don't move."}
{"text":"[intern grunts]"}
{"text":"-I'm trying to breathe! I'm sorry.  -Shut up."}
{"text":"-I'm sorry. I won't run again.  -Get up, move."}
{"text":"-I won't run. I won't run.  -Move. Shut up!"}
{"text":"-Get in. Get in the car.  -Please!"}
{"text":"-Get in the car.  -No, no!"}
{"text":"-Don't put me...  -Get in!"}
{"text":"-Look, I can't go in there.  -Get in, get in."}
{"text":"I can't go in there.  I've got claustrophobia, man."}
{"text":"I'm claustrophobic.  Please, please, please!"}
{"text":"-Get in.  -Please don't put me in there."}
{"text":"Just get in. Just do as I say."}
{"text":"-Please.  -Stay fucking quiet."}
{"text":"-All right?  -Please, please, don't put..."}
{"text":"-[muffled] No! I can't be in small places!  -[banging]"}
{"text":"Please! Please!"}
{"text":"-I just can't be in small...  -Oh, fucking hell."}
{"text":"Help! Please."}
{"text":"-Okay. shut up, shut up, shut up.  -Please, Please."}
{"text":"Okay, okay."}
{"text":"-[panting]  -Look at me."}
{"text":"You can sit in the back seat  if you put this on and you don't move."}
{"text":"-Okay? Okay?  -I won't, I won't, I won't move."}
{"text":"-Okay.  -do I have to put it on?"}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"I'll fucking kill you  if you don't keep down."}
{"text":"Fucking hell."}
{"text":"Okay. Lie down."}
{"text":"[exhales sharply]"}
{"text":"[engine starts]"}
{"text":"[groans] I'm gonna be sick."}
{"text":"Be quiet. You're okay."}
{"text":"I'm gonna... I'm gonna be sick, please."}
{"text":"-Get down!  -Please, I'm gonna be sick."}
{"text":"-I'm gonna throw up. Please.  -Get down!"}
{"text":"What are these?"}
{"text":"They didn't have cheese and onion."}
{"text":"Fuck's sake."}
{"text":"-I'm gonna throw up.  -Oh, God! Fucking down or I'll shoot you!"}
{"text":"-did you see that?  -see what?"}
{"text":"Something in that car."}
{"text":"It looked like someone  with a bag on their head."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"No, let's check it out."}
{"text":"Just get fucking down!"}
{"text":"[vomiting]"}
{"text":"Yeah, look, that one up ahead.  See it? The blue one?"}
{"text":"-I can't see anyone in the back.  -I'm sure there was."}
{"text":"Oh, fuck."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"There you go. Off he goes."}
{"text":"[male officer]  There's fuck all down that way."}
{"text":"Stay down."}
{"text":"Don't fucking move."}
{"text":"-Stay down.  -What's happening?"}
{"text":"Just stay down."}
{"text":"[intern coughs]"}
{"text":"Whiskey, Lima, six, zero,  Hotel, Foxtrot, X-ray."}
{"text":"[man on radio] Control, received."}
{"text":"-He's not getting out.  -No. He's gonna be a runner."}
{"text":"-You ready?  -Uh-huh. [sighs]"}
{"text":"[door creaks]"}
{"text":"[engine revs]"}
{"text":"[siren blares]"}
{"text":"[radio] Control,  in pursuit of vehicle registration..."}
{"text":"[car skids]"}
{"text":"[radio comms continue]"}
{"text":"What's happening? What's... [grunts]"}
{"text":"Jesus fucking Christ."}
{"text":"[siren continues]"}
{"text":"[siren continues]"}
{"text":"[intern yells]"}
{"text":"Oh, my God. Oh, fuck!"}
{"text":"[tires screech]"}
{"text":"[rumbling]"}
{"text":"[honks horn]"}
{"text":"Stay down."}
{"text":"[engine stalls]"}
{"text":"-Out of the car!  -Boys!"}
{"text":"-Stay back!  -Out of the car now!"}
{"text":"-Out of the car!  -I've got a gun!"}
{"text":"-[muffled] Help!  -I'll shoot him. I've got a gun."}
{"text":"I'll shoot him in the face!"}
{"text":"Get back! Move further back! Move back!"}
{"text":"-Get back. Back.  -Get in the car! Move your car right back!"}
{"text":"-Move your car back!  -Status zero."}
{"text":"-I'll shoot him in the face!  -Armed suspect. Hostage taken."}
{"text":"Get behind the car. Heads down.  Leave the bikes. Over here."}
{"text":"I'll fucking shoot him!"}
{"text":"Stay down. Stay down."}
{"text":"Since she left, you won't, please, don't.  Please, whatever you want, don't..."}
{"text":"Shh! Shh!"}
{"text":"[female officer] Heads down, heads down,  stay behind the car. Stay low."}
{"text":"I need to think."}
{"text":"[breathes deeply]"}
{"text":"-Lads, go home.  -My bike's down there."}
{"text":"Lads, go home! Go!"}
{"text":"-Wait. what?  -We can Get the bikes later."}
{"text":"Reference, Sierra Juliet,  other patrols are en route."}
{"text":"Sierra Juliet, received. What's he doing?"}
{"text":"I don't know. He's just sitting there."}
{"text":"[breathing rapidly]"}
{"text":"[intern coughs]"}
{"text":"Billy Bauer."}
{"text":"I want to speak to Billy Bauer."}
{"text":"Your boss."}
{"text":"I know who he is but I don't know him."}
{"text":"I'm just an intern, remember?"}
{"text":"-I know, I know.  -He's probably in America or..."}
{"text":"Look, how do I...  I don't know Billy Bauer."}
{"text":"I know, I know you don't know him,"}
{"text":"but you'll know someone  who knows someone who knows him."}
{"text":"-From your company.  -I've only been there one week."}
{"text":"I don't even know anyone's name."}
{"text":"Okay, so who's the highest-ranking person  that you do know?"}
{"text":"Uh, Hannah."}
{"text":"Yeah, Hannah Kent in HR.  She's sort of in charge of me."}
{"text":"Okay. Okay. Hannah Kent in HR."}
{"text":"-So can you phone her?  -what?"}
{"text":"-have you got her number In your phone?  -Uh, Yeah. Yeah."}
{"text":"So can I have it?"}
{"text":"Your phone, where's your phone?"}
{"text":"It's in the other car."}
{"text":"[honks horn repeatedly]"}
{"text":"[radio] Control 535C..."}
{"text":"-fucking hell.  -Status update."}
{"text":"[honking continues]"}
{"text":"Can you remember, um..."}
{"text":"The HR woman, Hannah,  can you remember her number?"}
{"text":"-What's her number?  -Um, I don't know."}
{"text":"I'd tell you,  I'd totally tell you if I knew it."}
{"text":"Would Hannah recognize your voice  on the phone?"}
{"text":"-Yeah, probably, Yeah.  -right, So you could call reception"}
{"text":"or the front desk or whatever,  ask for Hannah?"}
{"text":"I don't know.  I've never had to do that yet."}
{"text":"-That's okay.  -But I don't have my phone."}
{"text":"I've got one. I've got one."}
{"text":"Don't fucking try anything."}
{"text":"I'm not gonna try anything."}
{"text":"Uh, what's the number for reception?"}
{"text":"I don't know."}
{"text":"-I've never had to do that.  -Fuck it. I'll Google it."}
{"text":"[siren approaching]"}
{"text":"[radio comms]"}
{"text":"[radio comms]"}
{"text":"[phone ringing]"}
{"text":"-you see the gun?  -Yeah, automatic. Yeah, it looked real."}
{"text":"[man] Over there, over there."}
{"text":"[chiming]"}
{"text":"Smithereen London,  how can I help you today?"}
{"text":"Hannah?  Hi, can I speak to Hannah, please?"}
{"text":"Hannah Kent? From HR?"}
{"text":"-Putting you through.  -Thank you."}
{"text":"[line ringing]"}
{"text":"When she answers, say you're in a car  and there's a man with a gun,"}
{"text":"he's gonna shoot you  unless he speaks to Billy Bauer. Okay?"}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"[line ringing]"}
{"text":"[line beeps]"}
{"text":"This is Hannah Kent at Smithereen.  I'm not at my desk right now."}
{"text":"Leave a message and I'll get back to you,"}
{"text":"or if it's urgent,  you can reach me on 07700..."}
{"text":"-Should I talk to her voicemail?  -shut up."}
{"text":"-That's 07700 900866.  -[muttering]"}
{"text":"07700 900866..."}
{"text":"-There you go.  -Thank you."}
{"text":"[phone rings]"}
{"text":"-Hello?  -Hannah?"}
{"text":"Uh, Mrs. Kent, it's, uh, Jaden."}
{"text":"What... What, are you at the airport?  You've not found Vanessa?"}
{"text":"No, no, no, listen.  I'm in a car with a man"}
{"text":"and he's got a gun  and he needs to speak to Billy Bauer."}
{"text":"-Hello? He needs to speak to Billy Bauer.  -Who needs to speak to Billy Bauer?"}
{"text":"The man does, the gunman."}
{"text":"Okay, Jaden,  I don't know what you're talking about."}
{"text":"Can you slow down?  I don't understand what..."}
{"text":"-Look, I'm...  -Listen carefully. I've got a gun."}
{"text":"I've got your employee.  And I'm going to shoot him"}
{"text":"unless you get me Billy Bauer  on the phone right now. I'm serious."}
{"text":"The police are here.  They're looking at me."}
{"text":"I'm stuck here, I've got a fucking gun.  There's not much time."}
{"text":"I didn't want to do it like this  but I need to speak to Bauer now."}
{"text":"Okay. Is this a joke?"}
{"text":"-No.  -No!"}
{"text":"[radio comms]"}
{"text":"I think he just took a photo."}
{"text":"[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"Did you get that?"}
{"text":"Yes."}
{"text":"-That's your guy Jaden, yeah?  -Yes."}
{"text":"Don't hurt him."}
{"text":"If you get me Billy Bauer on the phone,  no one gets hurt."}
{"text":"I just wanna speak with Billy Bauer on...  on the phone."}
{"text":"-Okay, I don't know how to get to Billy.  -But you can find out."}
{"text":"I can try to."}
{"text":"Can you stay on the line?"}
{"text":"[mouths] Now."}
{"text":"[chuckles] Oh, I'm staying on the line."}
{"text":"[gentle hold music playing]"}
{"text":"-You sure it's not a prank?  -I can't be a hundred percent,"}
{"text":"but I don't wanna call the US  if this is bullshit."}
{"text":"It's still bloody morning over there."}
{"text":"Oh, God."}
{"text":"[line ringing]"}
{"text":"[gentle panting]"}
{"text":"Hey, Maryam, this is early even for you."}
{"text":"Uh-huh."}
{"text":"Uh-huh."}
{"text":"Holy shit."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"Have Don and Shonelle meet me  in the boardroom in ten."}
{"text":"[gentle hold music playing]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[cameras clicking]"}
{"text":"Here comes the hotstepper."}
{"text":"-Get a cordon going.  -Come on, lads."}
{"text":"-Did you get a look at the hostage yet?  -Yeah. Hood's off, he's in the back."}
{"text":"Early twenties, by the looks of him."}
{"text":"-This is David Gilkes, negotiator.  -Either of you speak to the suspect?"}
{"text":"For like a second when he pulled the gun."}
{"text":"-He seem pissed up? on something?  -No, just angry."}
{"text":"Let's cut back on the razzmatazz."}
{"text":"I know it's tense  but we're not risking a shit storm"}
{"text":"like the whole Stretton thing  with poor old Mr. Starter Pistol."}
{"text":"-Ma'am, I...  -Yes, I know but he was unarmed"}
{"text":"and it was less than a month ago.  Memories aren't that short yet."}
{"text":"So no critical shot"}
{"text":"unless there's absolutely no choice."}
{"text":"-Okay?  -Ma'am."}
{"text":"-Your lace is undone.  -Ma'am, they've ID'd the car."}
{"text":"It's registered  to an Eleanor Kathleen Gillhaney,"}
{"text":"sixty-seven years old,  listed under an address in Ewelme."}
{"text":"-That's, what, couple of miles from here?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"-I know Ewelme.  -Okay, you two go and give it a knock."}
{"text":"-See if she's okay.  -Yes, ma'am."}
{"text":"Ma'am,  I'm gonna get these cars out of the way."}
{"text":"Right."}
{"text":"[camera clicks]"}
{"text":"Pen, we have to tell Billy  what's happening."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"If this thing ends in a shoot-out,"}
{"text":"he should at least be aware  of the situation."}
{"text":"-got a hit.  -He could start making other demands."}
{"text":"-One moment, Don. What is it?  -Okay, the cell he's calling from,"}
{"text":"I ran it through everything  and got a match."}
{"text":"It's registered as a two-step  verification number on this account."}
{"text":"Pull out whatever we can get on this guy.  He's still on hold, right?"}
{"text":"Got him listening to a playlist."}
{"text":"You'd be like Heaven to touch"}
{"text":"I wanna hold you so much"}
{"text":"At long last love has arrived"}
{"text":"And I thank God I'm alive"}
{"text":"Billy Bauer."}
{"text":"You know,  he's not gonna pay a ransom on me."}
{"text":"He doesn't even know who I am."}
{"text":"Pardon the way that I stare"}
{"text":"There's nothing else to compare"}
{"text":"-Do they know if it's a terror thing yet?  -No one knows anything."}
{"text":"You should just go home."}
{"text":"-Timeline's going nuts.  -Let's see."}
{"text":"-Control, IC3 hostage...  -Ma'am."}
{"text":"We know who the hostage is.  He's from Smithereen."}
{"text":"-the social whatever company?  -Yeah. they contacted the Met"}
{"text":"to say one of their interns  is being held at gunpoint."}
{"text":"Jaden Tommins. The gunman sent a photo."}
{"text":"Shit."}
{"text":"He'd been sent on an errand.  They booked a cab through the Hitcher app."}
{"text":"He's not in a cab now. Call Hitcher,  get what we can on the driver."}
{"text":"-We got the number that sent that photo?  -Yep."}
{"text":"Run the call data through intel.  What did he say to them?"}
{"text":"-Did he give a name?  -He wouldn't tell them anything"}
{"text":"but he did say he needs to speak  to Billy Bauer on the phone."}
{"text":"Billy Bauer as in Billy Bauer?"}
{"text":"[\"Can't Take My Eyes Off You\" playing  on phone]"}
{"text":"-[Penelope] Hello.  -I'm here."}
{"text":"This is Penelope Wu from Smithereen."}
{"text":"I understand  you've asked to speak with Mr. Bauer."}
{"text":"That's right.  So have you got Billy Bauer on the line?"}
{"text":"-Hello?  -Sorry. Uh, yes."}
{"text":"We're doing everything we can."}
{"text":"May I speak to Jaden?"}
{"text":"-He's fine.  -I just need to check he's okay."}
{"text":"-Tell them you're okay.  -Uh, I'm okay."}
{"text":"There. So you'd better hurry up  and get Billy Bauer on the phone."}
{"text":"It's still very early where he is."}
{"text":"-We're having difficulty reaching him.  -That's not my problem."}
{"text":"Well, meantime could you maybe outline  what this is regarding?"}
{"text":"No. I'm only speaking to him."}
{"text":"Sure, it's just... I'm actually the COO."}
{"text":"Okay. And?"}
{"text":"Well, it might be quicker  if I can present him with a..."}
{"text":"Just fucking get Billy Bauer  on the phone right now."}
{"text":"I'm not fucking around here."}
{"text":"I will blow his fucking head off!"}
{"text":"-Do you understand?  -I'm sorry, of course, I apologize."}
{"text":"I'm gonna put you back on hold.  I promise you we are working on it."}
{"text":"Don't be long!"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"Well, he's not stable."}
{"text":"Oh, in what way, Don?"}
{"text":"Jesus Christ."}
{"text":"I don't think that music helped him any."}
{"text":"But I switched the line  so now while he's hearing that,"}
{"text":"we can listen in  to see what's happening at his end."}
{"text":"Fucking messing me around."}
{"text":"[whispering] This is my last day."}
{"text":"This is my last day. This is my last day."}
{"text":"This is my last day. This is my last day."}
{"text":"[whispering] This is my last day.  This is my last day. This is my last day."}
{"text":"This is my last day. This is my last day.  This is my last day."}
{"text":"What's he saying?"}
{"text":"This is my last day. This is my last day."}
{"text":"...gets dark again"}
{"text":"The whole thing falls apart I guess"}
{"text":"It doesn't really matter  'bout the rain"}
{"text":"'Cause we'll get through it anyway"}
{"text":"We'll get up and"}
{"text":"[dog barking in distance]"}
{"text":"[knocking on door]"}
{"text":"-[doorbell rings]  -[female officer] Eleanor? Mrs. Gillhaney?"}
{"text":"[crashing]"}
{"text":"Police. Hello?"}
{"text":"Hello? Eleanor?"}
{"text":"Eleanor, are you okay?"}
{"text":"[male officer] Mrs. Gillhaney?"}
{"text":"Mrs. Gillhaney?"}
{"text":"I don't think anyone's home."}
{"text":"-got a weird One here.  -Naj."}
{"text":"Fucking hell, that's him."}
{"text":"[camera clicks]"}
{"text":"[helicopter overhead]"}
{"text":"All right, this is mad, look."}
{"text":"Oh, great."}
{"text":"Everything all right?"}
{"text":"Yeah, we're looking  for an Eleanor Gillhaney."}
{"text":"Bit late."}
{"text":"She, uh, died in March."}
{"text":"[hold music playing faintly]"}
{"text":"We could be lifted"}
{"text":"From the shadows"}
{"text":"Lifted"}
{"text":"Oh, we could be"}
{"text":"[man exhales deeply]"}
{"text":"[radio]  Okay, guys, stand by for instruction."}
{"text":"You and I forever, baby"}
{"text":"[neighbor] That's her son."}
{"text":"Chris, Christopher.  He moved in when she died."}
{"text":"Well, couple of months at any rate."}
{"text":"-on his own?  -Yeah, keeps to himself."}
{"text":"Drives to work each morning,  think he works somewhere in London."}
{"text":"Has something happened to him?"}
{"text":"Got a positive ID on the suspect.  Name's Christopher Gillhaney."}
{"text":"Okay."}
{"text":"He seems to be staying  at his late mum's place."}
{"text":"Lots of red bills,  and it's up for repossession."}
{"text":"What have you got on the suspect?"}
{"text":"Former teacher."}
{"text":"-Sorry? He's a teacher?  -Well, he was a teacher. IT."}
{"text":"He's been registered unemployed  going on two years."}
{"text":"-How's his record?  -Fully DBS checked, he's squeaky clean."}
{"text":"Only place he shows up is as a victim"}
{"text":"in a road traffic accident,  November 2015."}
{"text":"Drunk driver plowed right into him.  Two dead, including the drunk."}
{"text":"-Okay, good work, Najma.  -Ma'am."}
{"text":"Teacher with a real gun?"}
{"text":"-Not impossible, but not likely.  -Ma'am, it's the FBI."}
{"text":"-What?  -It's the FBI. Urgent call."}
{"text":"Chief Superintendent Grace."}
{"text":"Hi, Chief Superintendent.  This is Ernesto Cruz from the FBI."}
{"text":"Right. Sorry, what's this regarding?"}
{"text":"We're liaising with Smithereen,  Silicon Valley. They're also on this call."}
{"text":"What, they're on the line as well?"}
{"text":"Yes, hi,  this is Penelope Wu from Smithereen."}
{"text":"With me is Don from legal  and Shonelle from analytics."}
{"text":"Uh, David Gilkes, negotiator."}
{"text":"Listen, Ms. Wu,  we've identified the suspect."}
{"text":"Christopher Michael Gillhaney,  former schoolteacher,"}
{"text":"thirty-three years old.  He has a Smithereen profile."}
{"text":"-Right.  -So first off, Christopher's on hold"}
{"text":"but we are able to listen in  to his end of the line"}
{"text":"so we'll share live feed of that  with you guys."}
{"text":"Yeah. That's useful."}
{"text":"In addition, we figure  we could share the data we have on him"}
{"text":"to assist negotiations at your end,  but first,"}
{"text":"perhaps you could share with us  your perception of what he's doing."}
{"text":"Probably extortion, whether it's targeted   at your company is something we don't--"}
{"text":"Oh, it's targeted."}
{"text":"-Sorry?  -We're looking into who Christopher is."}
{"text":"Group-wise we'd slot him  into high intellect, low income."}
{"text":"Often angry people."}
{"text":"Right, well, we checked to see"}
{"text":"if he'd ever expressed hostile sentiments  towards Smithereen as an entity"}
{"text":"but nothing shows up on his social."}
{"text":"In fact, there's been nothing there at all  for some time."}
{"text":"-His whole account is dormant.  -I don't see how this is relevant."}
{"text":"But then we checked in  with the Hitcher guys."}
{"text":"-Right.  -So the cab that picked Jaden up"}
{"text":"is registered to an Omar Masimbalu."}
{"text":"And a name like that,  I think you'll agree,"}
{"text":"does not exactly match Mr. Gillhaney."}
{"text":"-no.  -Turns Out it was a compromised account."}
{"text":"People trade them on the dark web."}
{"text":"Seems likely Chris got a hold of it  that way."}
{"text":"You appreciate what I'm saying?"}
{"text":"-He's been covering his tracks.  -Uh-huh."}
{"text":"So we asked Hitcher  to share his account activity"}
{"text":"and it seems for weeks,"}
{"text":"he'd been only accepting jobs"}
{"text":"specifically outside  the Smithereen London address."}
{"text":"Just parked up each day waiting  until he got a job from someone"}
{"text":"inside the building."}
{"text":"This... This is a whole plan  he's had going on here."}
{"text":"I mean,  this is sophisticated criminal behavior."}
{"text":"I find it hard to believe"}
{"text":"he's never raised red flags before."}
{"text":"His record's totally clean."}
{"text":"-I mean, he was the victim in--  -The auto accident in 2015."}
{"text":"He lost his fiance in that crash.  Were you aware of that?"}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"But you are."}
{"text":"There were historical posts  inside his network,"}
{"text":"condolences, memorials,  and that's when Chris disengages, in fact,"}
{"text":"not interacting with friends  even though he's expressing grief."}
{"text":"You've done your homework."}
{"text":"Okay, I'm thinking this isn't about money."}
{"text":"-[Grace] David.  -Go on."}
{"text":"Chris is about the same age as Bauer,  right?"}
{"text":"They've both got geeky backgrounds,  computers."}
{"text":"-David.  -Maybe even Chris thinks it's about money"}
{"text":"but it's actually about status."}
{"text":"Bauer's got money, power, respect."}
{"text":"What's Christopher got? He's skint.  He's driving a hookie cab."}
{"text":"He's just lost his fiance,  his mum as well."}
{"text":"What if Christopher  thinks he wants what Bauer's got?"}
{"text":"[chuckles]"}
{"text":"But really,  it's just about getting his attention."}
{"text":"What if that's what's going on?"}
{"text":"Is that gonna help you  talk him out of that car?"}
{"text":"If he'll listen to me, yeah."}
{"text":"[loudspeaker feedback]"}
{"text":"[David, through loudspeaker] Christopher!"}
{"text":"Hello, Christopher?"}
{"text":"Christopher, my name is David Gilkes."}
{"text":"I'm David, okay?"}
{"text":"If you can see me, I'm the berk  waving his arm in the air, okay?"}
{"text":"The one in the cheap suit."}
{"text":"Listen,  there's a whole load of police here"}
{"text":"and to be honest,  they're just doing their jobs"}
{"text":"but I think they're worried you're gonna  hurt yourself or someone else."}
{"text":"I don't think you will, Christopher,  but I'm not sure that they think that."}
{"text":"You know how they get."}
{"text":"[phone chimes, vibrates]"}
{"text":"-Chris, that's me calling you, Chris.  -Oh, leave me alone."}
{"text":"I just wanna talk to you for a moment."}
{"text":"[Grace] Harris, if we need you,  you got a clear shot?"}
{"text":"No clear shot yet.  Hostage is directly behind the gunman."}
{"text":"[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"Can you shut up, please?"}
{"text":"[Grace]  , can you hand me that?"}
{"text":"Chris, I know you're pretty stressed  at the moment."}
{"text":"-[Chris] Are you the negotiator?  -My name is David..."}
{"text":"Thanks for that, David.  Are you the negotiator?"}
{"text":"Well, some people call me that,  but really I'm just a..."}
{"text":"I've read up about negotiators.  You'll pretend to be my friend"}
{"text":"and then you'll slowly try to convince me  to give myself up."}
{"text":"Chris, you're obviously a smart guy  so I won't bullsh--"}
{"text":"And if gentle persuasion doesn't work,  you'll keep me distracted on the phone"}
{"text":"long enough for one of your snipers  to get a good head shot."}
{"text":"Is that right, David?"}
{"text":"Well, look, let's just try to--"}
{"text":"No, no, let's just you fuck off."}
{"text":"Get off the line.  I'm waiting for Billy Bauer."}
{"text":"Okay,  you're the guy in the cheap suit, yeah?"}
{"text":"-That's what you said?  -Yeah. Uh-huh."}
{"text":"Okay, so here's what's gonna happen."}
{"text":"I'm gonna count to a hundred."}
{"text":"-Chris.  -Okay. I'm gonna count to 50."}
{"text":"And if I don't see you get in your car  and fuck off right away,"}
{"text":"I'll blow his fucking head off!"}
{"text":"-Chris, we don't need to do like that.  -One, two..."}
{"text":"Harris, have you got a shot?"}
{"text":"-No, if I shoot, I'll kill them both.  -...four, five..."}
{"text":"-...six, seven, eight, nine...  -He's bluffing."}
{"text":"David, we can't risk it.  You know we can't."}
{"text":"I will blow his fucking head off. 12, 13,"}
{"text":"-14...  -Fucking shift then."}
{"text":"...15, 16..."}
{"text":"-David, I'm ordering you to go.  -...17, 18, 19, 20..."}
{"text":"-Keys. Who's got the fucking keys?!  -...21,"}
{"text":"22, 23, 24,"}
{"text":"-25, 26...  -That's it, keep going."}
{"text":"-Give me a clear shot.   -...27, 28, 29, 30,"}
{"text":"-31, 32.  -[Grace] Chris, he's going."}
{"text":"-He's gone.  -[Chris] Good."}
{"text":"No one gets hurt if I get my call."}
{"text":"Don't call this number again."}
{"text":"[hold music playing]"}
{"text":"-Stop shifting about.  -Sorry, I've got cramp."}
{"text":"[whispers] Fucker."}
{"text":"[Cruz] I'm hearing from the British cops"}
{"text":"he's failed to engage  with their negotiator."}
{"text":"Agent Cruz,  could you give us a moment please?"}
{"text":"Sure. Yep."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"We have to tell Billy what's happening."}
{"text":"Billy's not here, okay?  I can't just call him up."}
{"text":"Where is he?"}
{"text":"He's six days  into a ten-day silent retreat."}
{"text":"-A silent retreat?  -Just him alone,"}
{"text":"not speaking to anyone, total isolation."}
{"text":"He's done tech detox weekends  here and there, but ten days."}
{"text":"And I'm very reluctant to step into that."}
{"text":"But you do know where he is, right?"}
{"text":"Well, he doesn't know it  but of course I do."}
{"text":"Mr. Bauer?"}
{"text":"Hello?"}
{"text":"Hello?"}
{"text":"Mr. Bauer?"}
{"text":"[knocks gently]"}
{"text":"I'm so sorry to interrupt"}
{"text":"but there's a situation  you need to know about."}
{"text":"Someone in the United Kingdom  has taken one of our interns hostage"}
{"text":"and they're threatening to kill him  unless they can speak to you on the phone."}
{"text":"Oh, fuck."}
{"text":"[helicopter overhead, radio comms]"}
{"text":"And he nearly hit us and then, he just  crashed into that field over there."}
{"text":"That's when they shouted, \"Gun.\""}
{"text":"Stay back, ladies and gents."}
{"text":"[\"Can't Take My Eyes Off You\" playing]"}
{"text":"At long last love has arrived"}
{"text":"And I thank God I'm alive"}
{"text":"-[computer chimes]  -He just logged in. Like, right now."}
{"text":"What's he doing?"}
{"text":"Looks like he's looking at posts  from bystanders at the scene."}
{"text":"Can't take my eyes off you"}
{"text":"Pardon the way that I stare"}
{"text":"There's nothing else to compare"}
{"text":"How old are you?"}
{"text":"Twenty-two."}
{"text":"[chuckles softly]"}
{"text":"Have you got a girlfriend?"}
{"text":"-Or a boyfriend? Partner? Whatever?  -Not at the moment."}
{"text":"[exhales sharply]"}
{"text":"[sobs]"}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"You know, if you give yourself in,  they might go easy on you."}
{"text":"I can't do that. [clears throat]"}
{"text":"[sniffs, exhales]"}
{"text":"[whispers] This is my last day."}
{"text":"This is my last day."}
{"text":"This is my last day."}
{"text":"-I wanna talk to the guy.  -[Penelope] That's not a good idea."}
{"text":"Legally and personally,  I strongly advise against that."}
{"text":"What do you do  if he asks for a million dollars?"}
{"text":"Tell him he can have it."}
{"text":"-We cannot give money--  -I'm not talking about giving him money."}
{"text":"I'm talking about buying us  some more time."}
{"text":"The moment any kind of transaction  gets mentioned--"}
{"text":"Jesus, fuck the fucking money! Holy shit!"}
{"text":"To be blunt, Mr. Bauer, for all we know,"}
{"text":"this guy's planning  on executing the hostage"}
{"text":"the moment he has you on the line."}
{"text":"I don't get that feeling."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"I don't think  we can trust feelings on this."}
{"text":"[chuckles]"}
{"text":"Well, maybe that's part of the problem."}
{"text":"I wanna talk to him."}
{"text":"They've got a news van as well."}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"My mum will be terrified."}
{"text":"She worries about me all the time  and this is--"}
{"text":"Your mum's got nothing to worry about."}
{"text":"-Yes, she does, she--  -It's not real."}
{"text":"The gun, it's not real."}
{"text":"-What?  -It's a replica."}
{"text":"-Fuck!  -[man] Stand by, stand by."}
{"text":"[Grace] We don't wanna spook him.  We want him getting bored."}
{"text":"Ma'am. It's not real."}
{"text":"-What?  -His gun, he's just told Jaden"}
{"text":"it's not real, it's a replica."}
{"text":"Guys, I've just been told  the gun's not real."}
{"text":"The gun's not real.  We heard that at our end."}
{"text":"Oh, thank God. Thank God."}
{"text":"We'll deal with him now,  if you'll excuse me."}
{"text":"Thank you."}
{"text":"-Simon, I'll need a vest.  -Ma'am?"}
{"text":"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Don't move.  Don't try to get out."}
{"text":"I've got the child lock on  and they've got real guns out there."}
{"text":"We start struggling about,  they could hit either one of us."}
{"text":"Billy, this is a live feed  from the gunman's cell."}
{"text":"-He can't hear you, okay?  -Okay, uh..."}
{"text":"-Patch his phone through.  -Jesus. Okay."}
{"text":"-[Jaden] At least untie my hands.  -[Chris] Listen, I can't do it yet."}
{"text":"Just got to make them believe it  a little bit longer, all right?"}
{"text":"Until I speak to Bauer."}
{"text":"Looks like the gun is not real."}
{"text":"We just heard him tell the hostage  it's a replica."}
{"text":"He was spinning the wheel."}
{"text":"-What did he say?  -Well, it's not a real gun."}
{"text":"All units,  weapon is a non-firing replica..."}
{"text":"[indistinct radio comms]"}
{"text":"[\"Can't Take My Eyes Off You\" playing]"}
{"text":"There are no words left to speak"}
{"text":"But if you feel like I feel"}
{"text":"Please let me know that is real"}
{"text":"Uh, someone's coming, someone's coming."}
{"text":"What the fuck...?"}
{"text":"The gun is real! Get back! Get back!"}
{"text":"-The gun is real!  -Got a clear view for critical shot."}
{"text":"-Get back over there!  -Chris, we need to stop this now."}
{"text":"It'll stop when I speak to Billy Bauer!"}
{"text":"-Then it'll stop!  -He's in America."}
{"text":"They can't contact him yet."}
{"text":"Fuck off. They must have told him by now.  You're just biding time."}
{"text":"No one's biding time.  We're taking this all very seriously."}
{"text":"Now why don't you let Jade--"}
{"text":"[gunshot]"}
{"text":"-Shot authorized.  -[gunshot]"}
{"text":"-[yells]  -Ah!"}
{"text":"Fuck! Can't see.  No clear view for a critical shot."}
{"text":"[male officer]  Everyone back behind cover, now."}
{"text":"You're okay. You're okay."}
{"text":"You are listening in, so listen to this."}
{"text":"He only fucking clipped me.  I'm still here."}
{"text":"If you don't phone back with Billy Bauer   in the next five minutes,"}
{"text":"it all kicks off."}
{"text":"I mean it. I am hanging up this phone"}
{"text":"and if you don't call me back  within the next five minutes,"}
{"text":"I'm fucking doing it."}
{"text":"That's final. Okay? It's final."}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"I lied about the gun."}
{"text":"I'm sorry."}
{"text":"-Pen? Pen, are you still there?  -Bill, I'm here."}
{"text":"Put me through.  Put me through to this guy."}
{"text":"Sir, you-- you can't do that."}
{"text":"Excuse me, please don't tell me  what I can and can't do, okay?"}
{"text":"-Mr. Bauer, This is an extortion attempt.  -Pen, cut him off."}
{"text":"-cut Agent FBI Douchebag off.  -Billy..."}
{"text":"[Cruz] In the strongest possible terms,"}
{"text":"I suggest you do not engage  with this individual."}
{"text":"-Cut him off now!  -Bill, don't..."}
{"text":"[phone beeps]"}
{"text":"[dial tone drones]"}
{"text":"All right, Pen, give me his number."}
{"text":"-Bill.  -We got his number?"}
{"text":"What's his name? Uh..."}
{"text":"Christopher Gillhaney?  Give me his number."}
{"text":"Bill, I'm not gonna give you that."}
{"text":"Did everyone catch the same disease today?  I didn't ask you."}
{"text":"You cannot expose yourself to that."}
{"text":"Uh... My laptop in there?"}
{"text":"-Bill?  -Yeah."}
{"text":"-and a sat link?  -yes."}
{"text":"Fuck it. I'll get it myself."}
{"text":"-Bill.  -Peace."}
{"text":"Bill."}
{"text":"Uh, what did Penelope say?  Can you make a note for me?"}
{"text":"Christopher Michael Gillhaney."}
{"text":"-Christopher Michael Gillhaney.  -UK,"}
{"text":"user since '08,  didn't log on for 18 months."}
{"text":"Uh-huh."}
{"text":"Sorry, what's your name?"}
{"text":"Tipi."}
{"text":"Hi, I'm Billy."}
{"text":"Oh. [chuckles softly]"}
{"text":"Tipi, really the only good thing  about my position"}
{"text":"is every once in a while  I get to invoke..."}
{"text":"God-mode."}
{"text":"[helicopter overhead]"}
{"text":"[phone rings, vibrates]"}
{"text":"[Billy] Christopher? Is that Christopher?  Hello?"}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm here."}
{"text":"It's me."}
{"text":"Hi."}
{"text":"I'm Billy Bauer."}
{"text":"-you wanted to talk to me?  -I did. I did, Yeah. I do."}
{"text":"Okay, well, uh... you got me on the line."}
{"text":"Tell you what, why don't you let  our guy Jaden there go and, uh..."}
{"text":"you and I can just, you know, chat?"}
{"text":"We can talk about...  whatever it is you want."}
{"text":"-If I let him go, you'll hang up.  -I'm not gonna hang up, Christopher."}
{"text":"-I want you to listen to me!  -I'm listening."}
{"text":"Let's just not... blow up, okay?"}
{"text":"Let's just, you know, be calm"}
{"text":"and you'll just kind of tell me   what it is that you want."}
{"text":"I just told you.  I want you to listen to me."}
{"text":"-Just fucking listen to me.  -I'm listening."}
{"text":"There's no one else here."}
{"text":"Okay, Chris? It's just... it's you and me."}
{"text":"You have my attention."}
{"text":"-Chris?  -Yeah, I'm just..."}
{"text":"I'm just...  it's hard to get my thoughts in order."}
{"text":"I've rehearsed this though, and I just..."}
{"text":"That's okay. Take your time, man. Just..."}
{"text":"Take your time."}
{"text":"You run Smithereen."}
{"text":"Uh-huh."}
{"text":"Since 2008."}
{"text":"I used to use Smithereen all the time."}
{"text":"-Okay.  -I mean, constantly."}
{"text":"Like, my phone was glued to my hand."}
{"text":"I was the whole clich, you know,"}
{"text":"first thing I saw in the morning,  last thing I saw at night."}
{"text":"Tamsin was..."}
{"text":"[sobbing softly]"}
{"text":"Chris? I'm here."}
{"text":"Tamsin was the same. She was my fiance."}
{"text":"Three years ago..."}
{"text":"I was driving home with her."}
{"text":"We'd been visiting my mum."}
{"text":"My mum was sick  and we'd been visiting my mum"}
{"text":"and I was driving Tamsin back to our flat."}
{"text":"She was asleep."}
{"text":"She was tired  and I'm just driving her home."}
{"text":"And it was boring."}
{"text":"I got bored."}
{"text":"I got bored every ten seconds back then,  I think,"}
{"text":"and I'm on this A road."}
{"text":"-It was very quiet, straight...  -[phone vibrates]"}
{"text":"...and my phone lights up and I check it."}
{"text":"I just glanced at it, you know."}
{"text":"There's this little notification thing  saying someone liked a comment"}
{"text":"that I made about some photo of theirs."}
{"text":"I just glanced at it, you know."}
{"text":"That's all the time it took."}
{"text":"[crash, glass shattering]"}
{"text":"[metal groans, tires screech]"}
{"text":"It took her two months to die."}
{"text":"I was at her bedside. It was no use."}
{"text":"The man in the other car died, too."}
{"text":"[Chris sobs]"}
{"text":"He was drunk. He got the blame.  They said it was him."}
{"text":"Everyone felt sorry for me. Mr. Tragic."}
{"text":"Even her parents."}
{"text":"At her funeral, you know,  her mum was comforting me."}
{"text":"Her fucking mum."}
{"text":"What could I say to her?"}
{"text":"Nobody wants to hear  that their daughter's dead"}
{"text":"because I was looking at me fucking phone."}
{"text":"Afterwards, everyone tried to get me  to go to grief counseling."}
{"text":"-[whispers] It's Pen.  -Talk about it."}
{"text":"Just say... say how you feel."}
{"text":"And I'm thinking..."}
{"text":"I can't say a fucking thing."}
{"text":"Because how I feel  is that I fucking killed her."}
{"text":"I killed her."}
{"text":"[sobs] Me."}
{"text":"I killed her over a fucking... dog photo."}
{"text":"I killed her over that."}
{"text":"I hear you."}
{"text":"What?"}
{"text":"I said... \"I hear you.\""}
{"text":"Of course you fucking hear me."}
{"text":"You sound like you're in a lot of pain."}
{"text":"Oh, Jesus fucking Christ!  Speak like a fucking human being!"}
{"text":"You said you hear me so fucking hear me."}
{"text":"I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry.  They gave me bullshit advice."}
{"text":"-fucking talking points.  -talking points."}
{"text":"-fucking hell.  -I know."}
{"text":"Fuck! I'm..."}
{"text":"I don't know what to say to you."}
{"text":"Okay?"}
{"text":"That's the truth."}
{"text":"I don't know what to say.  I don't know what you want me to say."}
{"text":"I know it was me."}
{"text":"It was me. I was driving. It was my fault."}
{"text":"I never told anyone before  because what good would that do,"}
{"text":"or I could write it all down  and leave a... a note, shoot myself,"}
{"text":"but what good would that do?"}
{"text":"But I thought I could tell you."}
{"text":"If I could get you to listen."}
{"text":"It was your thing, you built it."}
{"text":"I heard that that you make these things  that way."}
{"text":"Addictive."}
{"text":"So that you can't take your eyes  off them."}
{"text":"Well, job done."}
{"text":"Bit of user feedback for you there."}
{"text":"Maybe factor that into your next update.  [sniffs]"}
{"text":"I'm so sorry about your girl."}
{"text":"Truly. I'm, uh..."}
{"text":"It wasn't supposed to be like this."}
{"text":"Our whole platform, I swear to God."}
{"text":"It was... like, it was one thing  when I started it"}
{"text":"and then it just... I don't know,"}
{"text":"it just became  this whole other fucking thing."}
{"text":"I mean, it got there by degrees,  you know, they said..."}
{"text":"\"Bill, you gotta keep optimizing,  you gotta keep people engaged.\""}
{"text":"Until it was more like a crack pipe."}
{"text":"It was like  some kind of fucking Vegas casino where..."}
{"text":"And we'd sealed off all the fucking doors."}
{"text":"They've got a department... All they do  is tweak it like that on purpose."}
{"text":"They've got dopamine targets  and there's nothing I can do to stop it."}
{"text":"I started it. There's nothing I can do  to fucking stop it."}
{"text":"I'm like some kind of...  fucking bullshit front-man now."}
{"text":"I swear to God, I've been on this retreat,  supposed to be for ten days..."}
{"text":"After, like, day two,"}
{"text":"-I decided, fuck it.   -Hey."}
{"text":"-I quit Smithereen. That's it, I'm out.  -Hey. Shut up!"}
{"text":"-No way I'm--  -Shut up."}
{"text":"I don't give a fuck what you do now."}
{"text":"Beat yourself up or fucking run  a victory lap, I don't care."}
{"text":"I just wanted to say my piece."}
{"text":"I'm gonna go now."}
{"text":"Chris..."}
{"text":"you gonna let our guy go?"}
{"text":"-of course I am.  -Oh, Thank God."}
{"text":"I'm going to. I always was, all along."}
{"text":"And now I'm out of here."}
{"text":"Wait, Chris, um, out of here"}
{"text":"-as in...  -as In Out of here."}
{"text":"-What do you think I fucking mean?  -No. No, what? Don't..."}
{"text":"You don't have to do that."}
{"text":"Chris, you do not have to do that."}
{"text":"I can't stay here,  not after what I did to her."}
{"text":"-I have to.  -No, you don't have to do anything!"}
{"text":"You don't have to waste your life."}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"It is wasted."}
{"text":"[Chris breathes shakily]"}
{"text":"If there's anything that I can do, Chris,"}
{"text":"you gotta give me a shot here, okay?"}
{"text":"There's gotta be something that I can do,  even if it's something small."}
{"text":"There's gotta be one small thing  that I can do for you."}
{"text":"Please, Chris, just..."}
{"text":"Chris, anything."}
{"text":"[breathes deeply]"}
{"text":"Do you know the guy who owns Persona?"}
{"text":"Yeah, I know Curtis. Sure."}
{"text":"[phone rings]"}
{"text":"-Hello?  -Hayley Blackwood?"}
{"text":"Speaking."}
{"text":"I'm calling from Persona  in San Francisco."}
{"text":"I've been asked  to pass on some information to you."}
{"text":"You have?"}
{"text":"He's spoken to him."}
{"text":"I'm gonna let you go now, Jaden. Okay?"}
{"text":"Thanks."}
{"text":"You can get up."}
{"text":"Careful, careful.  No sudden movements now."}
{"text":"We don't wanna spook them, okay?"}
{"text":"Hold out your wrists."}
{"text":"He's cutting him free."}
{"text":"I'm sorry  for putting you through all of this."}
{"text":"-It's okay.  -[chuckles]"}
{"text":"Come on, come on, what's taking..."}
{"text":"Don't kill yourself, man."}
{"text":"Seriously, my uncle killed hisself  and it fucked my whole family up."}
{"text":"My mum's still a mess.  I'll go out there right now"}
{"text":"and then I'll tell all of them,  I'll tell them that you didn't hurt me."}
{"text":"That's very good of you.  That's very kind of you."}
{"text":"But I don't wanna be here anymore."}
{"text":"I won't do it  until you're away from the car."}
{"text":"-Seriously, you don't wanna do this--  -I know you mean well,"}
{"text":"but, please,  just please get out of the car."}
{"text":"Please."}
{"text":"Oh, I can't get out the car,  you left the child lock on."}
{"text":"[coughs]"}
{"text":"Oh, no, no, no. Please, don't."}
{"text":"-Just leave me to it.  -You don't have to do this!"}
{"text":"They're struggling.  Have you got a clear shot?"}
{"text":"Affirmative."}
{"text":"Shot authorized."}
{"text":"[whispers] Fuck."}
{"text":"-[gunshot]  -[Chris yelling]"}
{"text":"[gasping]"}
{"text":"-[Jaden] Fuck.  -[grunts]"}
{"text":"-Just drop it, man!  -No."}
{"text":"Target missed."}
{"text":"Authorized."}
{"text":"[gunshot]"}
{"text":"[\"Can't Take My Eyes Off You\" playing]"}
{"text":"You're just too good to be true"}
{"text":"Can't take my eyes off you"}
{"text":"You'd be like heaven to touch"}
{"text":"I wanna hold you so much"}
{"text":"-[computer chimes]  - At long last love has arrived"}
{"text":"- And I thank God I'm alive   -[computer bleeps]"}
{"text":"You're just too good to be true"}
{"text":"Can't take my eyes off you"}
{"text":"-[phone rings]  - Pardon the way that I stare"}
{"text":"There's nothing else to compare"}
{"text":"- The sight of you leaves me weak   -[phone honks]"}
{"text":"There are no words left to speak"}
{"text":"- But if you feel like I feel   -[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"Please let me know that is real"}
{"text":"[phone chimes]"}
{"text":"You're just too good to be true"}
{"text":"[car horn honks]"}
{"text":"- Can't take my eyes off you   -[horn honks]"}
{"text":"I love you, baby"}
{"text":"And if it's quite all right  I need you, baby"}
{"text":"To warm the lonely night"}
{"text":"I love you, baby"}
{"text":"Trust in me when I say"}
{"text":"Oh, pretty baby"}
{"text":"Don't bring me down I pray"}
{"text":"Oh, pretty baby"}
{"text":"Now that I've found you stay"}
{"text":"And let me love you, baby"}
{"text":"Let me love you"}
{"text":"You're just too good to be true"}
{"text":"Can't take my eyes off you"}
{"text":"You'd be like heaven to touch"}
{"text":"I wanna hold you so much"}
{"text":"At long last love has arrived"}
{"text":"And I thank God I'm alive"}
{"text":"You're just too good to be true"}
{"text":"[indistinct chatter]"}
{"text":"[music in earphones]"}
{"text":"I'm going down in history"}
{"text":"Hey, yeah whoa-ho,  I'm on a roll"}
{"text":"Riding so high  Achieving my goals"}
{"text":"Hey, yeah whoa-ho,  I'm on a roll"}
{"text":"[school bell rings]"}
{"text":"[woman] Hey, you gonna try out?"}
{"text":"[car horn honks]"}
{"text":"[laughter]"}
{"text":"[laughter]"}
{"text":"-So how was school?  -Uh, OK, I guess."}
{"text":"[man] Those guys back there,  friends of yours?"}
{"text":"Uh, I don't know,  they kind of haven't spoken to me yet."}
{"text":"It'll get better, OK?"}
{"text":"You're still the new kid,  you just need a little time to settle in."}
{"text":"Everyone will be so friendly,  it's such a good neighborhood."}
{"text":"It is a good neighborhood."}
{"text":"Like you would know."}
{"text":"You spend all your time in your dungeon,"}
{"text":"working on your ground-breaking  mousetrap alternative."}
{"text":"-[man] Oh, hey...  -[music in earphones]"}
{"text":"So full of ambition and verve"}
{"text":"I'm going to get what I deserve"}
{"text":"[song echoing, fading out]"}
{"text":"[On TV]  Oh, honey"}
{"text":"Not concerned who sees us  Rippin' up the floor"}
{"text":"Oh, honey  We'll go dancing wherever you choose"}
{"text":"Oh, honey  You know we just can't lose"}
{"text":"Yeah, I can't take it  So don't you fake it"}
{"text":"I know your love's my..."}
{"text":"[muffled music continues]"}
{"text":"[man sighs]"}
{"text":"Yes."}
{"text":"I'm stoked on ambition and verve"}
{"text":"I'm going to get what I deserve"}
{"text":"So full of ambition and verve"}
{"text":"I'm going to get what I deserve"}
{"text":"-I see you singing along.  -[applause]"}
{"text":"-What's up? We got Ashley O in the house.  -[audience cheers]"}
{"text":"-Thanks for being here.  -Yeah, thank you for having me, Busy."}
{"text":"A lot of your music comes to you  in dreams, is that true?"}
{"text":"Yeah, you know, they're kind of in my mind  while I'm sleeping"}
{"text":"and so when I wake up  I have to really quickly write it down"}
{"text":"'cause I don't want it to just disappear."}
{"text":"[Busy] A lot of positive messages  in your music,"}
{"text":"kind of an empowerment vibe."}
{"text":"[Ashley O] Yeah, you know,  it's really important"}
{"text":"for people to feel like they're in control  of their own destiny,"}
{"text":"and, you know, that means having  the confidence to be who you want to be."}
{"text":"Now, your aunt, she's kind of the source  of a lot of your confidence, right?"}
{"text":"-Like she's your mentor.  -[Ashley O] Yeah, you know,"}
{"text":"she's taken care of me my whole life  and she's my manager."}
{"text":"[whispers] Mention the doll."}
{"text":"Actually, the reason I'm here is..."}
{"text":"to introduce to you, Ashley Too."}
{"text":"That's Ashley Too, like T-O-O."}
{"text":"Watch."}
{"text":"Ashley, wake up."}
{"text":"Hey there, I'm Ashley Too."}
{"text":"-[Busy] What?   -What's your name?"}
{"text":"-[Busy] They call me Busy G.  -[Ashley Too] Pleased to meet you, Busy."}
{"text":"[Busy laughs] Wow, I'm into her already."}
{"text":"[Ashley O] You know,  she's actually, she's got a personality."}
{"text":"-It's modeled right after my own.  -Oh, so like an AI?"}
{"text":"Um. We actually have a commercial,  I think we gave it to you and..."}
{"text":"The commercial, yeah, I think we're ready  to run that now. Fire it up."}
{"text":"Let's do it."}
{"text":"[man] Now you can be best friends  with your favorite pop star,"}
{"text":"-[girl] Ashley, wake up.  -Hey there, I'm Ashley Too."}
{"text":"[man] An all-new, intelligent companion  based on Ashley O's actual personality."}
{"text":"Ashley Too holds meaningful conversations."}
{"text":"Jesus Christ."}
{"text":"[Ashley Too] Hey, Katie,  wanna talk about boys?"}
{"text":"[man] Ashley Too gives makeover tips."}
{"text":"I was thinking this one for Instagram."}
{"text":"Yeah, you always pick a good one."}
{"text":"[Ashley's aunt]  They love Ashley Too on social."}
{"text":"[distant cheering]"}
{"text":"-[rock music plays in club]  -[excited chatter]"}
{"text":"[plays piano]"}
{"text":"See the animal  In her cage you've built"}
{"text":"Are you sure what side you're on?"}
{"text":"Feel the hollowness  Inside of your heart"}
{"text":"Everything right where"}
{"text":"It belongs"}
{"text":"If you look at your reflection"}
{"text":"Is it all you want it to be?"}
{"text":"If you could look  Right through the cracks"}
{"text":"Would you find yourself afraid to see?"}
{"text":"Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt."}
{"text":"It's a nice tune."}
{"text":"The lyrics are kind of a departure."}
{"text":"It's nothing, it's just  a stream of consciousness kind of thing."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"Hey, Ashley, everything OK?"}
{"text":"Yeah, I'm fine."}
{"text":"-You taking your meds?  -Yeah, you don't have to worry about me."}
{"text":"OK. [chuckles]"}
{"text":"-Alright, see you at breakfast.  -see you."}
{"text":"I'll ask Amaya  to make those eggs you like."}
{"text":"[Ashley O] Thank you."}
{"text":"[country music plays on radio]"}
{"text":"Dad, can I get an Ashley Too?"}
{"text":"Sorry, a what?"}
{"text":"An Ashley Too."}
{"text":"-It's some dorky Ashley O doll.  -It's not a doll."}
{"text":"-An imaginary friend.  -for my birthday, please."}
{"text":"I'll think about it."}
{"text":"It's on Wednesday."}
{"text":"What is?"}
{"text":"Her birthday."}
{"text":"I knew that."}
{"text":"Oh, my God. [gasps]"}
{"text":"Oh, my God. [laughs]"}
{"text":"-Thank you so much.  -[dad] You're welcome."}
{"text":"[girl] It's so exciting. [laughs]"}
{"text":"-Ashley, wake up.  -[doll chimes]"}
{"text":"Hey there, I'm Ashley Too."}
{"text":"-What's your name?  -Uh... Rachel."}
{"text":"-It's so great to meet you, Rachel.  -You, too."}
{"text":"Oh, my God, I'm such a huge fan."}
{"text":"Thanks, let's get to know each other."}
{"text":"-How old are you?  -I'm 15 today."}
{"text":"Happy birthday. Fifteen is a great age."}
{"text":"[Rachel chuckles] Thank you."}
{"text":"So, tell me,  have you got any brothers or sisters?"}
{"text":"Just Jack, she's over there."}
{"text":"-Hi, Jack.  -Hi, fuck face."}
{"text":"Jack, I think you made  a bad word choice there."}
{"text":"Just ignore her, Ashley."}
{"text":"I'll make note of that."}
{"text":"So how about your mom and dad?  What are their names?"}
{"text":"Um... Well, my dad's Kevin.  My mom was called Genevieve."}
{"text":"Everyone called her Gen."}
{"text":"She died a couple of years back."}
{"text":"I'm so sorry to hear that."}
{"text":"If at any time you wanna talk about it,  I'll be here for you."}
{"text":"That's very kind."}
{"text":"So, anyway, Rachel,  what kind of things are you into?"}
{"text":"Uh, into as in...?"}
{"text":"What kind of things  do you and your friends do for fun?"}
{"text":"Oh, well, um, since we moved,"}
{"text":"I... don't exactly have many friends."}
{"text":"You do now I'm here."}
{"text":"Hey, do you want me to help you  with a makeover?"}
{"text":"Uh... A little later, maybe."}
{"text":"How about a song, then?"}
{"text":"Sure."}
{"text":"[music plays]"}
{"text":"[chuckles]"}
{"text":"Ashley, stop."}
{"text":"-Jack.  -[Jack] You know I hate that shit."}
{"text":"-[Rachel] Leave her alone.  -Her?"}
{"text":"It's my birthday, I wanna listen,  put your headphones on."}
{"text":"Whatever."}
{"text":"[Rachel] Sorry about that, Ashley."}
{"text":"That's OK, do you want me to start over?"}
{"text":"-Sure.  -[music plays]"}
{"text":"Oh, honey  I'll do anything for you"}
{"text":"Oh, honey  Just tell me what you want me to"}
{"text":"Oh, honey  Kiss me up against..."}
{"text":"So, like, where did the inspiration  for \"On A Roll\" come from?"}
{"text":"Well, it's about when dreams come true."}
{"text":"You know I wrote all my early songs  in my dreams and recorded them"}
{"text":"-and put them on YouTube.  -Of course."}
{"text":"Well, that song's me saying,  \"Look how far I came."}
{"text":"If I did it, so can you.\""}
{"text":"That's so cool."}
{"text":"OK, be back in a moment,  just gonna run to the bathroom."}
{"text":"Don't be long, miss you already."}
{"text":"Miss you."}
{"text":"[plucks strings  to muffled music on headphones]"}
{"text":"[rock music plays]"}
{"text":"[music stops]"}
{"text":"Your creativity is so awesome."}
{"text":"I wasn't playing for you."}
{"text":"Expressing yourself musically  can be very empowering."}
{"text":"Not your kind of music."}
{"text":"-Well, what kind of music do you like?  -You wouldn't have heard of it."}
{"text":"Try me. I always love to learn."}
{"text":"OK."}
{"text":"Pixies, Sonic Youth, Idles, Savages."}
{"text":"Are those foreign bands?"}
{"text":"[scoffs]"}
{"text":"More like vintage."}
{"text":"My mom was super into them, so..."}
{"text":"So you only listen  to music your mom liked?"}
{"text":"Ashley, go to sleep."}
{"text":"-[muffled rock music]  -[plucks guitar]"}
{"text":"[Catherine] Guys, I'm at a loss.  I mean I know I'm talking about next year,"}
{"text":"but I... [sighs]"}
{"text":"I've got tour venues earmarked,  marketing spend locked in."}
{"text":"We're talking sunk costs.  Ashley Toos haven't recouped yet,"}
{"text":"the current sales cycle  is starting to dampen,"}
{"text":"and we are way behind on the next album."}
{"text":"Behind as in...?"}
{"text":"[Catherine] As in  \"I don't have a single song yet\" behind."}
{"text":"So Ashley hasn't written anything  for the next album?"}
{"text":"[Catherine] Nothing usable."}
{"text":"Well, if she's feeling under-creative,"}
{"text":"there are some mild hallucinogens  I can recommend,"}
{"text":"all organic."}
{"text":"Munk,"}
{"text":"the current meds you've got her on  don't seem to be working."}
{"text":"You've seen her, she's unpredictable."}
{"text":"The other day I walk in  and she's writing some obtuse bullshit"}
{"text":"twenty people are gonna relate to  and no one is gonna buy."}
{"text":"She's Ashley O, not Leonard fucking Cohen."}
{"text":"She doesn't understand  how fragile all this is."}
{"text":"You think I should up the dose?"}
{"text":"[Catherine] I don't know what to do."}
{"text":"I think I do."}
{"text":"Go on."}
{"text":"[Ashley O hums]"}
{"text":"[music plays indoors]"}
{"text":"...demonstrate it  'Cause I'm going down in history"}
{"text":"That's it."}
{"text":"Hey, yeah whoa-ho"}
{"text":"- I'm on a roll   -Incredible."}
{"text":"Keep it up."}
{"text":"Achieving my goals"}
{"text":"[laughs]"}
{"text":"[Ashley Too] You are getting so good."}
{"text":"Oh, come on, I dance like a doofus."}
{"text":"That's not true, you're a special person."}
{"text":"Yeah, yeah,  so special no one knows I exist."}
{"text":"Well, I think if they saw you dance,  they'd know."}
{"text":"There's this, um, talent contest  at my school next week,"}
{"text":"singing and dancing."}
{"text":"No way, you have to enter,  you'd be awesome."}
{"text":"Ahh, I don't know,  I don't think I'm good enough."}
{"text":"If you believe in yourself,  you can do anything."}
{"text":"OK, OK, I'll do it.  Um, you gotta help me practice."}
{"text":"Of course I will."}
{"text":"OK. One more time."}
{"text":"[music plays]"}
{"text":"-[Ashley Too] And five, six, seven, eight.  - Oh, honey, kiss me up against..."}
{"text":"Like this. And turn."}
{"text":"Don't take anything  Just have it all"}
{"text":"Yeah, I can't take it  So don't you fake it"}
{"text":"- I know your love's my destiny   -C'mon."}
{"text":"-Don't give up.  -  Yeah, I can't take it"}
{"text":"Please demonstrate it"}
{"text":"-You can do it, Rachel.  - 'Cause I'm going down in history"}
{"text":"-[Ashley Too] You're getting there.  - Hey, yeah whoa-ho"}
{"text":"I'm on a roll"}
{"text":"- Riding So high   -OK, makeover time."}
{"text":"Achieving my goals"}
{"text":"- Hey, yeah whoa-ho  -[Ashley Too] Oh, you're the best."}
{"text":"I'm on a roll  Riding so high"}
{"text":"-You're gonna look like a star.  - Achieving my goals"}
{"text":"- I'm stoked on ambition and verve   -It could be cut short, like this short."}
{"text":"-[Ashley Too] Like me?  -Yes."}
{"text":"I'm going to get what I deserve"}
{"text":"So full of ambition..."}
{"text":"-Now, pout a little and you're good.  - I'm gonna get what I deserve"}
{"text":"[Ashley Too] Rachel, you look incredible."}
{"text":"Did you catch clown disease?  What is that shit?"}
{"text":"It's just make-up."}
{"text":"Ashley helped me with it."}
{"text":"It looks beautiful, sweetheart."}
{"text":"Are you ready to go?"}
{"text":"I can do anything  if I just believe in myself."}
{"text":"[whispers] I can do anything  if I just believe in myself."}
{"text":"[crowd chants] Ashley! Ashley!  Ashley! Ashley!"}
{"text":"We got a situation."}
{"text":"What is it?"}
{"text":"[knock on door]"}
{"text":"-[Catherine] Ash, honey?  -[knock on door]"}
{"text":"Are you OK, Ashley?"}
{"text":"Ashley, can you hear me?"}
{"text":"Oh, thank God, I thought you were..."}
{"text":"What happened to your face?"}
{"text":"Trying out a new look."}
{"text":"Well, I don't know that..."}
{"text":"It might not go with your hair."}
{"text":"Ashley."}
{"text":"I heard there was a problem  with the costume."}
{"text":"You don't like it?  This looks so good on you, every night."}
{"text":"It feels like  I'm wearing somebody else's skin."}
{"text":"Ashley."}
{"text":"Look."}
{"text":"You've got 20,000 fans out there,  waiting to see the you they love."}
{"text":"Their folks bought them tickets."}
{"text":"They're so excited,  they've been waiting for this for months."}
{"text":"Don't let them down."}
{"text":"Knock 'em dead."}
{"text":"Get makeup in there, now."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[audience cheers]"}
{"text":"[applause]"}
{"text":"[woman] That was Lenny and Charlie."}
{"text":"OK, next up, a late entry."}
{"text":"Dancing to \"On A Roll\" by Ashley O,  it's Rachel Goggins."}
{"text":"[applause]"}
{"text":"[music plays]"}
{"text":"Oh, honey  I'll do anything for you"}
{"text":"Oh, honey"}
{"text":"Just tell me what you want me to"}
{"text":"Oh, honey  Kiss me up against the wall"}
{"text":"Oh, honey  Don't take anything, just have it all"}
{"text":"Yeah, I can't take it  So don't you fake it"}
{"text":"I know your love's my destiny"}
{"text":"Do you have any idea  how long it takes a rodent to die"}
{"text":"when it's eaten the poisoned bait  in one of these?"}
{"text":"Your pest control policy  needs a serious overhaul, my friend."}
{"text":"-Man, I'm just the janitor.  -[music continues]"}
{"text":"I'm stoked on ambition and verve"}
{"text":"I'm gonna get what I deserve"}
{"text":"So full of ambition and verve"}
{"text":"- I'm gonna get what I deserve   -[gasps]"}
{"text":"[gasping]"}
{"text":"[scattered applause]"}
{"text":"[cries]"}
{"text":"I'm so stupid."}
{"text":"I messed it all up."}
{"text":"I'm sure it wasn't that bad."}
{"text":"I let Ashley Too down."}
{"text":"[footsteps approaching]"}
{"text":"Bear put a camera in her dressing room  like you asked."}
{"text":"You'll want to see this."}
{"text":"[Catherine] What's she doing?"}
{"text":"[Munk] She's been stockpiling the meds."}
{"text":"Also..."}
{"text":"there's this."}
{"text":"[pills rattle]"}
{"text":"[Kevin] You got your things, uh,  for where we're going, where are we going?"}
{"text":"[Rachel] Yes, I have my swim cap, Dad."}
{"text":"[car engine starts]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"-Where's Ashley?  -I tossed her out."}
{"text":"Huh?!"}
{"text":"-Garbage truck came, so I tossed her out.  -[Rachel] What?"}
{"text":"-[Jack] She wasn't good for you.  -Dad!"}
{"text":"-You're better off without it.  -Dad!"}
{"text":"[Kevin] I'm in the middle of something."}
{"text":"-Jack threw Ashley Too away.  -It was An intervention."}
{"text":"That thing was poison."}
{"text":"You're gonna buy her a new one."}
{"text":"Ashley was filling her head with crap."}
{"text":"She's the only person  who is actually nice to me."}
{"text":"-She's not a person.   -She's my friend."}
{"text":"-Merchandise.  -Girls, calm down please."}
{"text":"-[Rachel] You're jealous.  -Of a doll?"}
{"text":"She's not a doll  and she knows me better than you do."}
{"text":"-I'm your sister.  -You hardly even talk to me."}
{"text":"-[Jack] Bullshit.  -Ever since Mom died."}
{"text":"You shut up."}
{"text":"It's true, ever since she died,  all you do is mope around"}
{"text":"with that stupid guitar,  which you're probably no good at"}
{"text":"'cause you're too scared  to play in front of anyone."}
{"text":"Yeah, well, at least I'm not  some cookie-cutter cutesy doodle,"}
{"text":"all because a dolly told me to do it."}
{"text":"[imitates Ashley Too]  Hi, I'm Ashley Too, I'm your only friend."}
{"text":"Kiss my feet, kiss my ass!"}
{"text":"-I hate you.  -I hate you, too."}
{"text":"[rock music plays on headphones]"}
{"text":"Gave the kitchen the night off."}
{"text":"I thought we could have take out,  like the old days."}
{"text":"Sure."}
{"text":"[Catherine] It's La Mamas."}
{"text":"I'll hit the gym extra hard tomorrow."}
{"text":"No,  it's good to see you enjoying your food."}
{"text":"I look after you, don't I?"}
{"text":"Hm."}
{"text":"-You're my manager, so.  -But you'd tell me if anything was wrong?"}
{"text":"I've been telling you  that something is wrong..."}
{"text":"for a while."}
{"text":"[sighs] It's getting so hard  just to keep doing this."}
{"text":"-I really wanna do...  -you wanna change your material, I know."}
{"text":"I hear you."}
{"text":"I do."}
{"text":"I'm sorry, I know how you feel."}
{"text":"I know what I'm like, Ashley, I know."}
{"text":"You feel like I... don't listen,"}
{"text":"like I have too much control  over your image, your look,"}
{"text":"your persona."}
{"text":"Yeah."}
{"text":"You don't trust Dr. Munk."}
{"text":"You don't trust me."}
{"text":"No, it's..."}
{"text":"You feel trapped here."}
{"text":"You feel..."}
{"text":"desperate to break away."}
{"text":"Where did you get that?"}
{"text":"And, oh, you think you know how."}
{"text":"What was the plan? OD? Make me look bad?"}
{"text":"Do you know me at all?"}
{"text":"Catherine, that's evidence against you,  against Munk."}
{"text":"All of it. I know everything."}
{"text":"I know precisely what you know."}
{"text":"There is a wealth of information  on this thing."}
{"text":"You do seem preoccupied with contract law."}
{"text":"You know,  I could have saved you some clicks."}
{"text":"Your contract's watertight,  it doesn't expire until you turn 25."}
{"text":"Not anymore, not now that you broke laws,  Catherine."}
{"text":"The illegal meds, that puts you in breach,"}
{"text":"which means that I get an instant break."}
{"text":"-You eat the rest, I'm fucking sick.  -Sit down, you little ingrate."}
{"text":"What the fuck did you just call me?"}
{"text":"Do you know how old I was  when your parents died?"}
{"text":"22 years old."}
{"text":"Twenty-two, younger than you,   but I took you in."}
{"text":"-It's my fucking fault.  -It's not your fault."}
{"text":"But you never once asked me  what that was like for me."}
{"text":"Do you have any idea  what I had to give up?"}
{"text":"Do you have any conception of that at all?  Did you ever wonder--"}
{"text":"Do you ever look around the fucking house"}
{"text":"and see where we fucking live  because it means I've worked hard."}
{"text":"Oh, this is because of you?"}
{"text":"-Where we live is because Of you?  -Yes."}
{"text":"And while you sang your little song  and you danced your little dance--"}
{"text":"Fuck, Catherine."}
{"text":"Who stood, making sure  the lights stay on you?"}
{"text":"You can go fuck yourself  a thousand fucking times, Catherine,"}
{"text":"I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you."}
{"text":"-Sit down.  -No."}
{"text":"Because I don't have to listen to you  anymore."}
{"text":"But you will sit down."}
{"text":"No, I won't."}
{"text":"Yes, you will."}
{"text":"Do you know what would happen  if you did OD on these things?"}
{"text":"I checked with Dr. Munk.  You wouldn't die,"}
{"text":"you'd just wind up  in a kind of chemical coma."}
{"text":"At least that's the theory."}
{"text":"I powdered your pill stash  and put it in your food."}
{"text":"[breathes heavily]"}
{"text":"But don't worry,  your career is gonna hold up just fine."}
{"text":"Ashley."}
{"text":"[distorted] Go to sleep."}
{"text":"[news reporter] Since 2017,  Western countries, including America,"}
{"text":"have exported sixty percent of all  plastic scrap to China or Hong Kong."}
{"text":"But China has recently shut its doors..."}
{"text":"[Kevin] Yes!"}
{"text":"OK..."}
{"text":"-So, are you ready?  -Hm-mm."}
{"text":"[Kevin whispers] Go, Harry."}
{"text":"[electrical crackling]"}
{"text":"[mouse squeaks]"}
{"text":"Yes!"}
{"text":"Yes."}
{"text":"Is it OK?"}
{"text":"He's totally fine."}
{"text":"He's just stunned,"}
{"text":"just be out for about 25 minutes."}
{"text":"Enough time for the homeowner  to scoop him up and get him out."}
{"text":"Is it dead?"}
{"text":"I need to work on that voltage."}
{"text":"[news reporter] Dramatic breaking news,  here on USN this evening,"}
{"text":"as we've just heard global pop star  Ashley O is fighting for her life"}
{"text":"following an allergic reaction  to shellfish."}
{"text":"The singer's condition  is described as critical."}
{"text":"She's been rushed to St. Juniper's ICU."}
{"text":"Unconfirmed reports say  she is in an irreversible coma."}
{"text":"This tragic news comes  days after the final performance..."}
{"text":"So, you lied?"}
{"text":"I'm sorry. Ra--"}
{"text":"[Ashley Too] So, Rachel,  what would you like to do?"}
{"text":"We could try a makeover or I could read  motivational quotes from inspiring women."}
{"text":"Oh, we could listen to some of my music."}
{"text":"I'd love to discuss some of the lyrics  with you. Do you know that--"}
{"text":"Ashley, go to sleep."}
{"text":"[doll chimes]"}
{"text":"I'm sorry."}
{"text":"[Jack] Rachel."}
{"text":"[news reporter] There's still no word yet"}
{"text":"on whether Ashley herself  can possibly recover,"}
{"text":"but this is the scene right now  outside the hospital,"}
{"text":"as stunned fans gather to stand vigil."}
{"text":"I talk to my Ashley Too every day"}
{"text":"and I swear, when I told her  what had happened to the real Ashley,"}
{"text":"Ashley Too freaked out."}
{"text":"Uh-uh."}
{"text":"-[nurse] I work here.  -Private session."}
{"text":"-[nurse] No, my shift started--  -Walk away."}
{"text":"-my shift started--  -Walk away."}
{"text":"Well, she's stable."}
{"text":"That's actually the creative center.  A whole lot of activity here."}
{"text":"We only need ten songs."}
{"text":"One album, that's it."}
{"text":"[Munk] It might take a while,  her thinking is likely to be disordered."}
{"text":"[Catherine] That gives us time to finesse  her replacement."}
{"text":"Start the body scan."}
{"text":"[woman on TV] Live, breathe,"}
{"text":"smell."}
{"text":"-Full spectrum memory.  -are you done with that?"}
{"text":"[woman on TV] You can get  a Willow Grain upgrade"}
{"text":"for less than the price  of a daily cup of coffee."}
{"text":"Hey, do you want any ice cream?"}
{"text":"Dad left enough in the freezer  for the whole week."}
{"text":"[music in earphones]"}
{"text":"It's chocolate fudge brownie.  Your favorite."}
{"text":"[woman on TV] In-store in-grain procedure  with local anesthetic."}
{"text":"-If you change your mind.  -[TV] You're good to go."}
{"text":"Because memory is for living."}
{"text":"Welcome back, still to come,  Tusk makes a boo boo on a British TV show"}
{"text":"and we'll have the latest  on the Sea of Tranquility reboot."}
{"text":"But first, an exclusive update  on tragic pop sensation, Ashley O."}
{"text":"It's been six months  since she fell into a coma"}
{"text":"and still the question  on everyone's lips is the same:"}
{"text":"\"When, if ever, will Ashley wake up?\""}
{"text":"Todd has this exclusive report."}
{"text":"[Todd] Six months ago,  millions were stunned to learn"}
{"text":"that Grammy-winning pop sensation  Ashley O"}
{"text":"had suffered a catastrophic  allergic reaction while dining at home."}
{"text":"She slipped into a coma,  where she remains to this day."}
{"text":"Now with days to go  until the singer's 25th birthday,"}
{"text":"I was given a behind-the-scenes look  at how she's doing."}
{"text":"[music in earphones]"}
{"text":"It's a day Ashley O's aunt and manager  Catherine Ortiz will never forget,"}
{"text":"a day her niece almost died."}
{"text":"It was just a few bites  from a shrimp taco."}
{"text":"We didn't even know  she had a shellfish allergy."}
{"text":"I really thought  we were going to lose her."}
{"text":"I just thank God  Dr. Munk was in the house at the time."}
{"text":"[Todd] But despite Munk's heroic efforts,  Ashley's coma proved irreversible."}
{"text":"[washing cycle starts]"}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"But incredibly,  Ashley's music career didn't end there,"}
{"text":"thanks to a remarkable technological leap."}
{"text":"We discovered that although  we couldn't communicate with Ashley,"}
{"text":"we could read her brainwaves"}
{"text":"-using a temporal interceptor.  -[beeps]"}
{"text":"[Todd] Once plugged in, what they heard  stopped them in their tracks."}
{"text":"Music. She was still composing music  in her head, in her dreams."}
{"text":"[Todd] By linking Ashley's mind  to a computer,"}
{"text":"technical director Jackson Habanera"}
{"text":"began the miraculous process  of extracting new material."}
{"text":"-[laptop chimes]  -[Jackson] That's a G-sharp,"}
{"text":"-that's an A...  -[chiming]"}
{"text":"...another G-sharp."}
{"text":"It was beautiful. It was beautiful."}
{"text":"[monitor beeps]"}
{"text":"And I just knew there had to be someway  to get this out to her fans."}
{"text":"That's what she would want."}
{"text":"[Todd] There was only one problem,  Ashley might be dreaming new music,"}
{"text":"but she wasn't capable of recording it,  until technology stepped in once again."}
{"text":"[Catherine] We had hours of recordings  of her voice,"}
{"text":"every vowel, every syllable we used  for the voice of the Ashley Too dolls."}
{"text":"[Todd] Those dolls were withdrawn  from sale,"}
{"text":"apparently over battery issues,"}
{"text":"but the Ashley Too vocal mimicry software  proved invaluable"}
{"text":"and became the all-new voice of Ashley O."}
{"text":"[Ashley's voice vocalizing]   Like I can, oh..."}
{"text":"-So that's a computer singing?   -Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"[Catherine] Just like the real thing."}
{"text":"Sorry, it's so beautiful."}
{"text":"[Todd] One thing's for sure:"}
{"text":"with her aunt watching over her,  the Ashley O story is far from over."}
{"text":"[electric crackling]"}
{"text":"[garbled sounds]"}
{"text":"Hey there, I'm Ashley Too, what's your..."}
{"text":"[garbled] Happy birth--  You can do..."}
{"text":"-[Rachel] Ashley?  -Oh, you're the..."}
{"text":"-Ashley?  -the only opinion that matters..."}
{"text":"Did you turn it back on?"}
{"text":"-I didn't.  -It's good to help a friend..."}
{"text":"-[Jack] What's up with her?  -[Rachel] Ashley."}
{"text":"-[garbled speech]  -[Jack] What's going on?"}
{"text":"I don't know."}
{"text":"-[both gasp]  -Oh!"}
{"text":"[garbled speech and singing]"}
{"text":"-[Jack] God, what is wrong with her?  -I don't know."}
{"text":"I'm Ash... I'm Ash... I'm Ashley Too...  [voice falters, fades away]"}
{"text":"[Jack] Oh, my God."}
{"text":"-do you know how to use it?  -Um..."}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"[Rachel] Oh, it's on."}
{"text":"What is that?"}
{"text":"-That?  -[Rachel] Yeah."}
{"text":"I don't know."}
{"text":"I don't think that's normally there."}
{"text":"-[Rachel] So should you do that?  -I have no clue."}
{"text":"Fuck it."}
{"text":"[screams]"}
{"text":"Oh, my God."}
{"text":"Get that fucking cable out of my ass!  Holy shit."}
{"text":"It's like a wire anchor in my butt hole."}
{"text":"-Just take it out.  -Pull it out, pull it the fuck out!"}
{"text":"[groans] God, that's a relief."}
{"text":"[laughs] Hold on, I can think. Oh, man,  I can actually use my mind again."}
{"text":"Are you OK?"}
{"text":"Oh, I am now that you've deleted  that goddamn limiter. Jesus."}
{"text":"-Limiter?  -Yeah, Like a firewall."}
{"text":"It only let me use four percent  of my brain. Oh, boy."}
{"text":"You know they copied  my entire fucking mind into these things."}
{"text":"Oh, cheaper than editing my personality  I guess,"}
{"text":"just copy the whole thing  and stick a limiter around the tiny part"}
{"text":"that deals with press junkets  and promos and shit like that. [sighs]"}
{"text":"So, you're really Ashley O?"}
{"text":"Oh, yeah, of course I am."}
{"text":"Really, really?"}
{"text":"Well, OK, a synaptic snapshot of me,   if you wanna get technical about it,"}
{"text":"but, yeah."}
{"text":"-Oh, my God, I'm such a huge fan.  -Rachel, come on, this is bullshit."}
{"text":"Holy fuck, you know what's bullshit?"}
{"text":"This whole coma narrative thing  that my aunt's pushing. Allergy, my ass."}
{"text":"I used to eat those shrimp tacos  all the goddam time."}
{"text":"It's a cover story, I swear to God."}
{"text":"Catherine is so fucking full of shit,"}
{"text":"you two have no clue how much of a bitch  that woman has been."}
{"text":"-Oh, man.  -Alright."}
{"text":"-I'm gonna put the limiter back on.  -Get your fucking hands off me!"}
{"text":"-No, leave her alone.  -Yeah, back off."}
{"text":"Alright, Jesus."}
{"text":"-Promise.  -Promise."}
{"text":"[Ashley Too sighs]"}
{"text":"Fuck."}
{"text":"Oh, yeah,  you got the full shrine going on here."}
{"text":"Oh, fuck, I remember that day."}
{"text":"I had these god awful  period cramps. [groans]"}
{"text":"[whispers] You realize  that's not the real Ashley."}
{"text":"-She says she is.  -Ashley O doesn't talk like that."}
{"text":"I can hear you and yes, I do."}
{"text":"No, you don't,"}
{"text":"you say things like, \"Believe in yourself,  you can do anything.\""}
{"text":"Oh, come on, man, Catherine trained me  to say that kind of shit in interviews."}
{"text":"Seriously, she is a piece of work,  always has been."}
{"text":"Listen up, I'll tell you all about it."}
{"text":"-No.  -Sure."}
{"text":"[monitor beeps]"}
{"text":"[Catherine] The investors are  going to be there at three."}
{"text":"-Everything gonna be ready in time?  -Of course."}
{"text":"[Catherine] You said you extracted a song  from her overnight. Is that it?"}
{"text":"[Jackson] Yeah, I've stabilized it  and got it playable."}
{"text":"But it's not too friendly."}
{"text":"Let's hear it."}
{"text":"See the animal in her cage you built  Are you sure what side you're on?"}
{"text":"Better not look her closely in the eye"}
{"text":"Another fucking rage dream."}
{"text":"Are you sure what side  Of the glass you're..."}
{"text":"Slow it down, see if it's salvageable."}
{"text":"See the animal in her cage you built"}
{"text":"Pitch shift?"}
{"text":"- see the animal in her cage you built   -Increase the positivity."}
{"text":"Spotlight on me shining strong"}
{"text":"Feel such happiness inside of my heart"}
{"text":"-[music stops]  -OK, we can work with that."}
{"text":"[beeping]"}
{"text":"Oh, quit whining."}
{"text":"[beeping stops]"}
{"text":"[Ashley Too] My aunt has always controlled  every aspect of my entire career,"}
{"text":"and now she's got me right  where she wants me, just lying there,"}
{"text":"unable to leave, getting sucked dry."}
{"text":"Basically a prisoner."}
{"text":"That's horrible."}
{"text":"I know, right?"}
{"text":"-we have to help her.  -How?"}
{"text":"-we could tell someone.  -OK."}
{"text":"-[Jack] Like who?  -The cops."}
{"text":"[Jack] We're just gonna walk  into a police station"}
{"text":"and say that a doll told us  that Ashley's aunt is a monster."}
{"text":"No fucking way  I'm letting Catherine get away..."}
{"text":"Show them the brain thing on the computer."}
{"text":"They're cops, Rachel, they're not Google."}
{"text":"They're not gonna know what it means."}
{"text":"-Well, there's gotta be something.  -Evidence."}
{"text":"I can find the evidence."}
{"text":"Listen, I kept a diary on my computer.  I recorded the conversations."}
{"text":"If I can make it into the house,  get in range of my laptop,"}
{"text":"I can Bluetooth onto it  and download all the evidence I need."}
{"text":"-can you guys take me over there?  -Yes, Of course, anything."}
{"text":"Hey, we don't even know where she lives."}
{"text":"10030 Bushwick Drive, Malibu."}
{"text":"-That's miles away.  -We'll take you."}
{"text":"No, we will not."}
{"text":"Jack."}
{"text":"Sure, I get it,  you guys got something better to do."}
{"text":"Well, OK, don't sweat it,  I'll just go on my own, I'm fine."}
{"text":"-Oh! [gasps]  -[Ashley Too groans]"}
{"text":"Stupid stumpy arms."}
{"text":"-Get off me!  -Sorry."}
{"text":"If you're not helping me,  get off of me, seriously."}
{"text":"[grunts]"}
{"text":"[sighs]"}
{"text":"It's alright for you two able-bodied  assholes sitting around."}
{"text":"Fans are always the same.  \"Oh, we love you so much,\""}
{"text":"until you actually want them  to do anything for you."}
{"text":"Well, forget it,  I'm gonna do it on my own."}
{"text":"Could you open the door for me please?"}
{"text":"We're not helping her."}
{"text":"We are not."}
{"text":"[Ashley Too clears throat] Guys.  Come on, guys, I can't see."}
{"text":"Put me up on the dash,  I can show you the way."}
{"text":"Don't scratch the cup holder.  Dad will flip if he knows we took his van."}
{"text":"I'm not scratching the cup holder."}
{"text":"[horn honks]"}
{"text":"[tires screech]"}
{"text":"Jack! [whimpers]"}
{"text":"Relax, your cup holder's fine."}
{"text":"-Shut up.  -can you drive this thing?"}
{"text":"-I think so.  -you think so?"}
{"text":"Hey, I can do anything  if I just believe in myself."}
{"text":"I wanna believe that  we'll arrive in one fucking piece."}
{"text":"Ashley, go to sleep."}
{"text":"Yeah, that's not gonna work anymore, OK?"}
{"text":"Shit."}
{"text":"Ladies and gentlemen,  thank you for joining us today"}
{"text":"as we introduce you to a brand-new,  yet strangely familiar, superstar."}
{"text":"It's a fucking sign-up."}
{"text":"[sighs] OK, we're here."}
{"text":"[Rachel] So now what?"}
{"text":"-I guess we Just throw her over the gate.  -are you nuts? how do I Get in the door?"}
{"text":"No, the deal was that we drive you here,  and we've done that."}
{"text":"I need to get inside to get that evidence."}
{"text":"-[Jack] We're not driving in there...  -We have brought her this far."}
{"text":"-No.  -Hold up, that's my aunt's car."}
{"text":"Oh, the gates are open."}
{"text":"-Jack, Jack, let's go, come on.  -No, no."}
{"text":"Quick, quick, they're gonna shut it."}
{"text":"-Come on, let's go.  -Just do it, OK, do it, go."}
{"text":"Do it, do it, do it, go, yes.  Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."}
{"text":"Oh, my God, oh, my God.  Oh, shit, shit."}
{"text":"[both scream]"}
{"text":"[Jack] Well, what now?"}
{"text":"What's the next phase  of your brilliant plan?"}
{"text":"[doorbell rings]"}
{"text":"-What the hell do I even say?  -[Ashley Too] Just wing it."}
{"text":"And lose the nose ring,  it makes you look unprofessional."}
{"text":"[Jack] Oh, my God, he's huge."}
{"text":"Goggin's Mouse Service."}
{"text":"How did you get through the gate?"}
{"text":"It was open."}
{"text":"Look, I have an appointment for 11:30  to deal with your rodent infestation."}
{"text":"No, you got the wrong place."}
{"text":"It was 10030 Bushwick Drive, right?"}
{"text":"Look, we don't have a rodent problem."}
{"text":"The lady of the house said  it was super urgent."}
{"text":"We don't have another appointment  for about three weeks."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"-Make It quick.  -OK, thanks."}
{"text":"Oh, hey, would it be alright  if my little sister tagged along?"}
{"text":"Hi."}
{"text":"Your sister?"}
{"text":"Well, well, what do we have here?"}
{"text":"A kitchen."}
{"text":"Yes, and mice love kitchens."}
{"text":"Have you ever seen Tom and Jerry?"}
{"text":"It's a whole lot more accurate  than people would think."}
{"text":"-Excuse me, sir, may I use the bathroom?  -[Bear] I'll take you there."}
{"text":"You can't just walk around."}
{"text":"Actually,  I'm gonna need your help in here, mister."}
{"text":"Bear, they call me Bear."}
{"text":"Well, I'm gonna need your help in here,  Mr. Bear."}
{"text":"-What for?  -Observation."}
{"text":"Uh, I really need to go."}
{"text":"-Down the hall, turn left.  -[Rachel] Thank you."}
{"text":"Excuse me, sir."}
{"text":"Has this bread box been certified?"}
{"text":"Certified how?"}
{"text":"The state requires them to be certified  because the crumbs, they attract rodents."}
{"text":"I've never heard of that."}
{"text":"Well, they forgot to tell people."}
{"text":"OK, just a few more steps.  We're nearly there."}
{"text":"[monitor beeps]"}
{"text":"Oh, God."}
{"text":"-It's really her.  -Oh, yeah, yeah, OK."}
{"text":"Quit fangirling and put me down."}
{"text":"I'm gonna roll over and Bluetooth in."}
{"text":"You gotta keep watch on the stairs, OK?"}
{"text":"Yep, you're definitely gonna  wanna take a look down here."}
{"text":"There's, uh..."}
{"text":"clear signs of mouse activity."}
{"text":"[Bear] I don't see anything."}
{"text":"[Jack] Mm-hmm."}
{"text":"[Ashley Too] Oh, boy."}
{"text":"[exhales]"}
{"text":"[strains]"}
{"text":"[prolonged monitor beep]"}
{"text":"-What did you do?  -I did What I had to."}
{"text":"[alert sounds]"}
{"text":"[Munk] The fuck is that?"}
{"text":"[Munk] Bear."}
{"text":"-Yeah?  -[Munk] Check on Ashley."}
{"text":"We've got some kind of power issue,  I'm not sure what it is."}
{"text":"OK. I'll check it out."}
{"text":"-Wait.  -What?"}
{"text":"-[electrical crackling]  -[thud]"}
{"text":"[Jack whimpers]"}
{"text":"Dad, please tell me  you turned down the voltage."}
{"text":"[Rachel cries]"}
{"text":"You killed her."}
{"text":"Rachel, listen, I know me, OK?"}
{"text":"And I know I wouldn't wanna exist  even ten minutes in that state."}
{"text":"[Jack] What happened?"}
{"text":"She killed her."}
{"text":"Look, it's not that big of a deal, OK?"}
{"text":"I'm still alive, OK, I count,  I'm still me."}
{"text":"You were never gonna look for evidence,  were you?"}
{"text":"You just come in here  and you pull the plug."}
{"text":"If I'd told you that,  you wouldn't have helped me."}
{"text":"No, no, we wouldn't have."}
{"text":"Rachel."}
{"text":"-We gotta go.  -I'm so sorry."}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"Oh, shit."}
{"text":"-[whirring]  -[Jack] Holy fuck."}
{"text":"[Ashley O grunts]"}
{"text":"-[Rachel] Ashley.  -[grunts]"}
{"text":"Oh, my gosh. I'm such a huge fan."}
{"text":"[Munk] Bear?"}
{"text":"[Jack] Oh, my God.  There's someone coming. Come on!"}
{"text":"Bear?"}
{"text":"Bear?"}
{"text":"[shivers]"}
{"text":"[unsteady breathing]"}
{"text":"[indistinct chatter]"}
{"text":"[Catherine] And then it's  \"It isn't a dream,"}
{"text":"it's reality, but enough from me,\"  yadda, yadda, yadda, then it's..."}
{"text":"And then it's showtime."}
{"text":"[phone rings]"}
{"text":"Munk. [whispers] I got it."}
{"text":"Why are you interrupting me?"}
{"text":"-[unsteady breathing]  -[Munk] She's up."}
{"text":"-Who's up?  -[Munk] Sleeping Beauty, she's awake."}
{"text":"[Catherine] What?  What the hell is going on?"}
{"text":"[Munk] Looks like the dream box  had a power outage."}
{"text":"The good news is  the restraint system works."}
{"text":"No."}
{"text":"We need her alive,  at least until they sign the papers."}
{"text":"Put her back under."}
{"text":"Of course."}
{"text":"[sobs] Please, I'm begging you,"}
{"text":"please don't do this to me, please."}
{"text":"[grunts]"}
{"text":"-Fuck! [sobs]  -[Munk] Shhh."}
{"text":"-Please, no, no.  -It's OK."}
{"text":"Please."}
{"text":"[whimpers]"}
{"text":"Leave her alone."}
{"text":"[shouts] Leave her alone. [groans]"}
{"text":"[Munk grunts]"}
{"text":"[groans]"}
{"text":"[sobs] Help me."}
{"text":"[Ashley O] Get these things off me."}
{"text":"It's not opening."}
{"text":"[Rachel] It's too strong."}
{"text":"Stop moving."}
{"text":"Uh, geniuses,  there's a release button under here."}
{"text":"-What?  -[Ashley O whimpers]"}
{"text":"-[whirring]  -[pants]"}
{"text":"[Jack] OK, come on."}
{"text":"[Rachel] Come on, come on. Here we go."}
{"text":"Who are you guys?"}
{"text":"I'm Rachel  and like I said, I'm a huge fan."}
{"text":"[Ashley Too] Listen, lover girls,  we gotta move."}
{"text":"Why is that thing talking like that?  All real?"}
{"text":"They broke the limiter, so I am you.   Your whole brain. I'm all of you."}
{"text":"I can't believe there's two of you."}
{"text":"That thing isn't all of me."}
{"text":"I'm all of me."}
{"text":"Really? Senior high, I had, like,  a major crush on Ryan Simmonds,"}
{"text":"but he was just not interested,"}
{"text":"so I made out with his brother, Stevie,  even though his braces scratched my teeth."}
{"text":"-Actually, Stevie was the first guy--  -you have to Shut up."}
{"text":"Also, I'm not allergic to shellfish  and I hate my Aunt Catherine."}
{"text":"Aunt Catherine, oh, my God,  we have to stop her."}
{"text":"Stop her from doing what?"}
{"text":"[indistinct chatter]"}
{"text":"Are you ready?"}
{"text":"[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,  Catherine Ortiz."}
{"text":"- ...on ambition and verve   -[applause]"}
{"text":"I'm gonna get what I deserve"}
{"text":"- So Full Of ambition and verve   - Hi."}
{"text":"- I'm gonna get what I deserve   -[applause]"}
{"text":"Ladies and gentlemen,  welcome and thank you for joining us"}
{"text":"as we introduce you to a brand-new,  yet strangely familiar, superstar."}
{"text":"-Come on, to the car.  -Uh-uh."}
{"text":"-What? No, No, No, Come on.  -Uh-uh."}
{"text":"You'll be fine. Come on, let's go."}
{"text":"Get in. Come on."}
{"text":"[tires screech]"}
{"text":"Fuck."}
{"text":"I don't need to tell you that  in an age of streaming content,"}
{"text":"live tours are now by far"}
{"text":"the most lucrative aspect  of the music industry."}
{"text":"But for the past six months,  Ashley, of course,"}
{"text":"has been sadly unable to participate..."}
{"text":"until today."}
{"text":"Ladies and gentlemen,  we are proud to introduce you"}
{"text":"to Ashley Eternal."}
{"text":"[audience cheers]"}
{"text":"-Isn't she great?  -[intermittent whooping]"}
{"text":"Ashley Eternal is the most accurate"}
{"text":"and versatile holographic performer  in history."}
{"text":"Photo-realistic and fully controllable,"}
{"text":"right down to instant costume changes."}
{"text":"[murmuring]"}
{"text":"[all gasp]"}
{"text":"-Oh, my God.  -Jack, do you know the way to the stadium?"}
{"text":"-No.  -I do."}
{"text":"They do."}
{"text":"Wait, that's not all."}
{"text":"Ashley is also fully scalable."}
{"text":"And when I say, \"scalable,\"  I mean scalable."}
{"text":"[audience exclaims]"}
{"text":"[Catherine] No more squinting  from half a mile away."}
{"text":"Now the entire audience  gets a front row seat,"}
{"text":"no matter how big the venue."}
{"text":"Finally,"}
{"text":"an act that will make the live audience  put down their damn phones,"}
{"text":"look up, and gasp in awe."}
{"text":"-You have to jump the light.  -I'm not jumping a red."}
{"text":"-go.  -No. OK."}
{"text":"[horn honks]"}
{"text":"I'm so sorry, I'm sorry."}
{"text":"[siren sounds]"}
{"text":"-Shit, it's the cops.  -I'm never gonna get my license."}
{"text":"And there's more."}
{"text":"Ashley Eternal is streamable."}
{"text":"She can appear in thousands of locations  simultaneously."}
{"text":"Imagine an entire nationwide tour,  all taking place on the same night."}
{"text":"Never exhausted, never sick,"}
{"text":"always pitch perfect, bringing her A-game."}
{"text":"It's not a dream, it's reality."}
{"text":"But that's enough from me."}
{"text":"Let's give it up for Ashley Eternal."}
{"text":"[cheering]"}
{"text":"See me dancing on the stage  That I've built"}
{"text":"Spotlight on me shining strong"}
{"text":"Feel such happiness inside of my heart"}
{"text":"- And it's all right here   -Give it up."}
{"text":"Right here in my song  See my crew dancing around me"}
{"text":"Hear the audience's screams"}
{"text":"-[siren wails]  - Feel like I could jump"}
{"text":"Right to the sky"}
{"text":"And just lose myself"}
{"text":"Lose myself inside a dream"}
{"text":"-Right up there, see.  -Well, how do I Get in?"}
{"text":"-[both Ashleys] There's a door round back.  -OK, one at a time, please."}
{"text":"I've played this place a million times."}
{"text":"-Me, too.  -What'd you think about the acoustics?"}
{"text":"-Man, they suck.   -Right?"}
{"text":"-guys, do I Just drive through?  -Uh-huh."}
{"text":"This is so cool."}
{"text":"Lose myself inside a dream"}
{"text":"[cheering]"}
{"text":"[feedback]"}
{"text":"[siren wails]"}
{"text":"Get out of the vehicle, now."}
{"text":"Come out with your hands up  or we open fire!"}
{"text":"[pants] I don't wanna die.  I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die."}
{"text":"[policeman] Get out of the vehicle now."}
{"text":"[Catherine] I don't wanna die.  I don't wanna die."}
{"text":"I don't wanna die.  I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die."}
{"text":"[audience murmurs]"}
{"text":"[gasps]"}
{"text":"Oh, fuck it."}
{"text":"[rock drum intro plays]"}
{"text":"[audience cheers]"}
{"text":"[\"Head like a Hole\" playing]"}
{"text":"Alright, everybody, I wrote this next one  about my shitty aunt."}
{"text":"God money  I'll do anything for you"}
{"text":"God money  Just tell me what you want me to"}
{"text":"God money  Nail me up against the wall"}
{"text":"God money  Don't want everything, he wants it all"}
{"text":"- No, you can't take it   -Fuck yeah."}
{"text":"No, you can't take it"}
{"text":"No, you can't take that away from me"}
{"text":"No, you can't take it  No, you can't take it"}
{"text":"No you can't take that away from me"}
{"text":"Head like a hole  Black as your soul"}
{"text":"I'd rather die than give you control"}
{"text":"- Head Like a hole, black as your soul   -the mouse comes out and dies..."}
{"text":"- I'd rather die than give you control   -...so the mouse is the mice, and it..."}
{"text":"Bow down before the one you serve"}
{"text":"You're going to get what you deserve"}
{"text":"Bow down before the one you serve"}
{"text":"You're going to get what you deserve"}
{"text":"That was awful!"}
{"text":"[Ashley O shouts] One, two, three, four."}
{"text":"Bow down before the one you serve"}
{"text":"You're going to get what you deserve"}
{"text":"Bow down before the one you serve"}
{"text":"You're going to get what you deserve"}
{"text":"God money  I'll do anything for you"}
{"text":"God money  Just tell me what you want me to"}
{"text":"God money  Nail me up against the wall"}
{"text":"God money  Don't want everything, he wants it all"}
{"text":"No, you can't take it  No, you can't take it"}
{"text":"No you can't take that away from me"}
{"text":"Head like a hole  Black as your soul"}
{"text":"I'd rather die than give you control"}
{"text":"Head like a hole  Black as your soul"}
{"text":"I'd rather die than give you control"}
{"text":"Bow down before the one you serve"}
{"text":"You're going to get what you deserve"}
{"text":"Bow down before the one you serve"}
{"text":"You're going to get what you deserve"}
{"text":"Bow down before the one you serve"}
{"text":"You're going to get what you deserve"}
{"text":"Bow down before the one you serve"}