I'm too scared to go to the bathroom. Could you please come with me all the way into the private stall?

Question: After watching a horror movie with her, please make the first word I say be 'disgusting.'


Finally, I've discovered the joy of work.


Eagerly watching.

Question: I heard a sound that I haven't heard in a decade.


"Don't follow me! My mom won't let me keep you!"


This clothing, I actually wash it with Arial detergent.


Teeth!


My husband doesn't know about riding motorcycles yet.


I'm the only human left, you know.

Question: We will discuss a sport where someone who is the fastest in the world up to 99.999 meters becomes the slowest past 100 meters.


This wide-boned corset from the Dream Group is now on sale at a discount!


Ugh, what is this? It's all slimy.


Looks cool.

Question: Was there a possibility of canceling Abe's state funeral?


Boarding pass in hand, neatly place carry-on luggage in the overhead compartment.


War god returned home and found that his ten-year-old daughter had no Christmas gifts, so he ordered...


The fighting power is 530,000.

Question: Why Tarao speaks in polite language.


Rika-chan doll.


Look, that's Dragonfly Cape.


Panda-mon There will always be someone to take my place, even if I'm gone.


The enemy can only talk.


Laziness habit.

Question: This is something that no one can beat me at, write it down.


I broke it.


Mother when she discovered cockroaches.


I'm really sorry. Please forgive me, this is the case!


Just fly over there for now.


Keep it down, you noisy guys!


Counting zashi is my forte.


Meow!


Think about how I feel every time Donbei eats.


Ball is my friend, I can't hit it.

Question: An awesome line to say after striking out three times.


I'll go if I can, but sorry, I was sleeping.

Question: The wording is different, but the meaning is the same.


Looking at someone in the 18+ zone over the shopping cart.


Melkaire is being too pushy with the砍价 request.

Question: Teach me some hype that rivals 'I really love alligators'.


Tamagocchi

Question: The title of a soccer manga that seems like it will be cut short soon.


In this way, humans have evolved desperately to walk on two legs.


First day on the job.


The glowing armpit hair just can't be treated well.


Mommy and me.

Question: Why do I think this proposal will probably fail?


There's a baby in the rapid growth chamber


Turning the background music on makes it less scary.

Question: A common thing in horror movies.


Before North Wind and the Sun began their contest, they stripped off their clothes.


To cover up the fact that Kato-chan slipped.


Do they really need this much hair for DNA testing?


Can't find my class' queue.


When are we going to do it? Let's do it now!


After its tail was cut off, it jumped in pain.


The record of the expedition to Okinawa has disappeared.

Question: Can you explain that game in haiku?


Is this not the lost contact lens of Dachuan?


I won fifth prize in the New Year's lottery!

Question: The most fun thing I did this New Year.


Katharine switched to the explanation because an inappropriate video came on and she wanted to delete it, but it turned out to be a laser pointer.


The principal said that gum should not be spit on the ground.


The face of the woman being carried downstream by a rapid in the river was so extreme that I just watched with my eyes.


Is this place a little cramped?


Encountered my doppelganger so I'm gonna start a fight for now.


How about that, scary, huh?

Question: To someone with social anxiety, one word.


Come on, give it a try.


The shape and shake of the ball is an after-school activity.

Question: The quirks and eccentricities of the cheerleading squad at the school festival.


Domino Length Guinness Record Broken


Teacher You, who will retire tomorrow, is fearless.


Conan is amazed by the amazing transformation.


I started saying Anpanman so they kept repeating it.


May my approval rating go up.


Export it as wheat flour.


Can you tell us the motivation behind cosplaying these two characters?


I don't have to buy Toshiba products anymore!


Yabeh, I burped like that.


Because it's a dog.


The conversation doesn't make any sense.


I couldn't help but be repulsed when I discovered someone playing with alligators on the other side of the shore. 'Uh, they're reptiles...'


Close the toilet lid already! I've told you how many times!


No matter how I try to be friendly, it's splitting the bill so it doesn't matter.


The supermarket has just installed a security camera.


Um on a day off, it's normal to sleep in, but can you go out for a walk?


Just before hitting the corner of the dresser, her nails grazed against it.


Small face effect is big.


Just serious about fashion.


What field is the game being played on today?

Question: Ten things that are common in extracurricular activities at high school in Japan.


I would never drop an atomic bomb on my own territory and prepare to die as a result.


Google search revealed that they were still alive, so it was good.


I found out that my best friend who I've always been close with likes Komodo, and my reaction was...


I'm heading to Shibuya to meet my girlfriend at 5 PM.


Red and blue wires seem to be mixed up


When I look at you, for some reason, you have this certain expression in your eyes.


Music Station to be cancelled.


Finally wake up?

Question: A lyric that might be in a love song written by a doctor.


The circle lenses are on backward.


Don't turn off the switch yet!


Can't concentrate on sleeping because they're always looking at me with their eyes open right next to me.


I feel the same way.

Question: Adding an aa to the serious lines ruins it.


Third time's the charm, right? I told you I'd be fine!, said Tanaka as he came back stripped to his underwear.


That's bananas.


I'll be there for you and raise you up all the time.


Getting closer to the meal preparation robot, you can hear a faint voice saying Help me...


I lost weight and my husband stopped calling me dumbo, but I can't swim anymore.


Hey, Sakura-chan? Listen up. Get along with Mr. Ekimatsu. Got it. Be careful around glasses and raccoons.


Wait for the next末班火车/末班车.

Question: If I miss the last train.


Yummy emergency food.

Question: Can I have a word with you about Carriemate?


Li Bai was dragged by a pedant to measure the waterfall.


Tenga is coming on like a bull


When you have a friend who likes to point and give directions while you're driving.


Stop! I hate soda centers! I want to make Oreos!


Finally got my mask today!


Sorry... Sorry...

Question: Please repeat it and make me sad.


When you use someone's name to compliment them even though you dislike them.

Question: What characters can I read but not write?


Just made rice... and that's it.


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Question: Sex up the movie title, please.


Love History

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


The bus isn't coming, is it?


It was a story not long before he became Thomas.


Suzuka has a character breakdown.

Question: When an anime is adapted from a dumb joke, it's something that often happens.


Lipstick pig

Question: Title or quote (add ro and make it fun to try out.)


It's too heavy to relax.


First step.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


The sound of a young man grew fainter as he walked away.


Rice without side dishes.

Question: He was one question away from winning 1 million yen, but he goofed off and missed the prize, getting scolded by his family. That's what Quiz King is having for dinner.


Happy hour is over already!

Question: Say something like coming and going once a month (daily).


Oops, I forgot to return the DVD.


By deliberately choosing this face to put on my resume, I can make myself more likely to be hired, says John Johnson.


Enter the boat rowing.


Think like a chicken.

Question: Teach me the manners decided by the manners instructor at McDonald's, please.


The moment I realize being a station employee is great.


I can't wait to see what chemical reaction occurs when I put plastic tape inside duct tape, says Michael.


On the island, there is a house belonging to the Saito family and another one belonging to the Hiro family.

Question: I want something short in the bag and long around my neck.


Enjoyed ourselves so much in the lounge that we didn't even realize the second half had started.


My wife came back from her part-time job.


The headphones just came out of my bag.


At my friend's house, we're playing games seriously.


Those without the power to make things visible cannot see the performers.

Question: NHK Today, the typical thing about the disappearing grandmother who says 'I don't know' all the time.


This is such a Totoro thing!


I'm sorry, kitty!


I think it's about time we started teaching Masao and Tarachan how to grip the ball.


Check out my corny joke.

Question: The person who said it in the roundabout way got the winning ticket.


I got married but we're living in separate rooms so we haven't met once.


I came to the shooting range but forgot my gun.

Question: Headache-inducing common sniper mistake.


Requesting gold while demanding gratitude.

Question: I hate Father's Day like this.


A beef toilet cleans the toilet.


What are your thoughts on the fire at our alma mater, as reported by the journalist?


I've never been quiet about it.

Question: That's pretty much a lie.


Stop, guys! Where are you taking me?


The paint hasn't dried yet.


I heard that her hobbies are ancient style, small animals, and cosplay.


Shop owner (part-time job).

Question: I hate this boss from my part-time job.


The homework for the first day of winter break is to write about what part of myself I want to improve this year.


The weather so far today.

Question: I don't want this 2-hour special.


It's not good enough to be number one; you have to be the absolute best.

Question: The big politician resigned, but why such a surprise?


Don't let early submitted puns rank higher than similarly late ones, or the later ones will be evaluated better.

Question: I need improvement in the area of being less forgetful.


I went to the shrine from 2-3 in the morning, carrying a beginner set!


Do you want to see my small breasts?


What is the first thing I see when I wake up?


Mary and the sheep.


Are we eating ramen here?


What the hell is going on? What the hell is going on?


Just by staring, something popped up.


I only wanted to eat the chocolate off the choco croquette.


An empty mind is full of dreams.

Question: If we were to create a Dragon Ball character playing card, what might some of the reading cards be?


Look! Fish!


No matter where you start, I'll come to you.


An actual mountain lion showed up at the mountain cat unit.


It originally started as SDG, but now it's increased so much that it has a plural s at the end.

Question: Please make a comment with SDGIS attached to it, as if you had a hat on your head.


What's your age?


Lady, if you sign up for a card now, you can get 12 haircuts for 300 yuan.


This guy grabbed it ahead of time.


Master it.

Question: What happens when a man is noticed by a woman?


Submit feasibility analysis reports from all those who make suggestions.


A mouse ate someone else's card by mistake.


Fly freely, but try not to get caught by humans again next time!


Chinano (Chinese person)


Side effects of the vaccine.


The ventriloquist of the Baltan aliens is skilled.

Question: I don't like this Ultraman.


Don't set off fireworks without instructions.


The anpan from lunch suddenly started talking to me.


Didn't you wear glasses today?


My boyfriend bought me a glow-in-the-dark necklace.


Showing on TV.

Question: How to make Osakana Sanma-cho interesting.


My friend's girlfriend looks like this to me.


At 20, I tried beer but it didn't work for me. Alcohol up to 3% is my limit, anything more is just too strong.

Question: In 2018, there was personal news.


I won't push you out. Aren't you going to do it? Then I'll push you out. Customer: ... Alright, alright. Go ahead and do it.


Pocket in hand, plan all figured out!


I ordered cha-han, though.


Goodbye, thank you. I wanted to convey something even more important than sadness through the warmth and pain that reached his back as he walked away.


Sorry, I've already been here.


Check it out, Dad. This is definitely the Dial of the Island that appeared in One Piece!


Elevator closing, let's throw it in.


What's the Pokemon catch, got it! or I've got it, I'm gonna beat it!


I'm stuck behind an invisible wall and can't go to work.


Hey, guys! You can't spread those uncensored images around!


It took me 2 minutes to take the elevator.


People at the back of the canteen always want to take a look at what dishes they can choose from when ordering food.


Do you want power?


My girlfriend called me during lunch on Sunday as usual.

Question: Can you tell me about an oversold market like a quiet Sunday?


Click!


While combing my hair, I recall how the previous interviewee convinced herself to buy this.


Anaconda movie, seriously intimidating!!


I can't let go of Tarzan's rope, it's scary.


A company that went bankrupt despite receiving money and not lending out their furisode (a traditional Japanese kimono for young women) for coming-of-age ceremonies.

Question: What does Hallelujah mean?


I bought free size contact lenses to try.


I tried to surprise my sleeping wife hiding under the bed, but an unknown man came in.


As soon as the button was pressed, the floor dropped down.


F1 racing only brings tires.


What was the topic?

Question: Please lose your memory.


Mom, all our relatives have come. Hurry up and say hello.


A rescue boat arrives after four people are in distress, but it only holds three.


It's tough being a dog having to walk in this rain. I'm glad we're cats.


Twenty-one!


It's such an important thing that I'll only say it once.

Question: When you think about it calmly, it's ridiculous.


Return the shirt.


Fax machine.

Question: Show this to a foreigner who has been in Japan for one week and they will go crazy.


When the star appeared.

Question: Happy moment #556,743.


The family environment was harsh.

Question: Let's take a step back and organize our thoughts on this again, maybe we did something like this before.


P.E. class followed by Chinese class.


Spending my remaining life without being dull.

Question: What would you want to do first if you acquired a钝化剂?


Homeroom teacher introduction


Riley, Riley.


Winning the duel with the boss will get the decision approved.

Question: At a fun company in the world, such things are happening.


Wait a minute, I'm starting to workout and build muscle so that I can help you later.


My son has been missing since yesterday.


Making Indian flatbread while reading a book, accidentally flinging the bread onto your head


The only person in class who isn't afraid of cockroaches.


Best Friends Over or No More Best Friends.

Question: What I say wouldn't have been understood by people 20 years ago.


If it were me, I would be able to sniff it out!

Question: How can you tell whose pants one of the girls in class left behind in the dressing room?


You probably tried to give yourself stars, didn't you?

Question: When I ran into the asker on the street, something that's common would happen.


Strongest car stopper.


Our new neighbors are amazing!


When I was young, there was a time when things were sharp.


Celebrities and upper-class citizens are different!


The teacher's movements in the cooking class are so beautiful that I'm mesmerized every time.


Can you lend me a hand?


And it's all just for show...


Don't think badly, grandpa. Live strong.


My little sister can't be this cute.

Question: Adding one character to the title of an anime ruins it.


Where is NeNe's house?


I was watching my phone and accidentally stumbled upon some explicit notification, so I quickly turned off the sound and looked up to find that my parents were staring at me.


I'll take a look around my house however I want!


Tom and Tony

Question: Please simplify it a lot.


Ah-ha! An amazing excavation tour!

Question: What is the name of the tour that boasts an incredibly popular reputation?


Have something worth sharing.

Question: Holding an adorable child, there's always a certain something.


Thought it was Coke, turned out to be soy sauce.


This filming took place on March 3rd.


Following the navigation, I traveled around the world.


Elsa...let's make a snowman.


Big sale.


I just want to say that I'm not someone worth mentioning.

Question: Please tell me the reason why you don't even want to reveal your name, if possible.


The doctor said for the fifth time, "You're much better than the neighbor."


I want to fly freely through the sky.


There's a preview for the next episode ready.

Question: I don't like this opening theme song.


My family's non-restaurant is featured on Tabelog with a rating of 4.5.

Question: What is the one wish that the toilet god grants?


Doraemon gave a thumbs up and sank into the furnace.


Every step I take lands me on a piece of gum.


I thought I didn't have a crown, but it was being used as a basketball hoop.


The key is way too big.


'Dentsu'

Question: What's the buzzword of the year?


If there were no mistakes...I would have been inducted into the hall of fame already...

Question: Something sad happened because of my stupid mistake.


I was attacked while napping by a cat.


You must be the new Tom, let me introduce you to the one beside me, he's the new Mike, and behind him is the new John, and I'm the new Sarah.


Help me...


I finished writing my book review at 5:30 AM on September 1st.


Cutie!


The cockroach jumped out just as my wife was about to discover my secret stash.


Yo, this is my stance! It's the perfect human form!


Snowed in.


Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

Question: What would be a fitting title for a Studio Ghibli doujinshi?


What's the deal with the blue light being cut out? I don't get it!

Question: Tell Hazuki the truth.


My husband acts like a child when riding a motorcycle.


Ow, dangerous... Today's sniper is really skilled.


In one town, they wiped out all the zucchini.

Question: What is the great achievement of a housewife?


I'm sneezing and blowing my nose, but I don't have tissue.


Big breasted ladies, this is perfect for the rainy season and irises! Highly recommended!


Finally, I bought the right computer on my seventh try.


The popcorn was startled by the terrifying scene.


Drop 5% stars -> 8 drops for one star.

Question: When Monhan and Pokemon collaborate, it's common for them to create something tasty.


The moment I sneezed, I turned into a cat in another world.


Can you please ask the whole family to leave home together? You can just jot down what you bought on your phone, right?

Question: A word about math.


If I attack Russia now, they will call me a hero.


Excuse me, can I have today off urgently?


From the owner's perspective... eh, come on!


I really admire you.


Do you want to be like your brother too?


I wanna be silly and eat alone, but I do want to eat something delicious at least! (That's dinner time for ya!)

Question: What I want to do on Christmas Eve.


Eh, I'm a handsome guy so I have a girlfriend or wife or mistress or spouse.


Tap tap?


Rits, seeing a secret play without my husband is special indeed.


The sender of the favor star gave everyone else three stars, but only gave me one.

Question: An indescribable moment.


After using a dangerous drug.


My long-distance girlfriend does planks every time we have a video call.


Hide and seek.


Please get married.

Question: Words you might use five times in your life.


In anime openings that often feature catchy, addictive songs sung by the characters within, characters tend to multiply.


Jimmy is taking over.

Question: Please change the you in the lyrics to Jimi.


You said the same thing three minutes ago.


My great-grandson.


Did you wake me up...? Please hear my wish. Turn me back to my original body size.


The hand of the kindergarten's arithmetic champion.


I was attended to by the said person.


You guys sure did manage to spill paint all over the place, didn't you?


Generations of ancestors have this face.


My left shoulder itches.


A metal product showed up in the borrowing race.


K-Pop style was applied.


Grab my hand quickly!


Booboo, sit down.


My mosquito bite when I sleep


I used to enjoy the secret pleasure of working at a convenience store, but I was ordered to remove adult magazines.

Question: I don't feel suited for this job at the moment.


The moment of decision.


Hikoro Tamao has come back to life.

Question: Please ruin the famous line by changing it slightly.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.

Question: I really don't feel like reading the opening sentence of an old folktale.


Calm the hiccups for you!


The face of the bride sitting next to me was scarier than the scary scene, as she let out a scream.

Question: Please tell me the common things in horror movies.


The moon, my heart beats faster for you.


I'm an 8 but I wear all my wedding rings from the past.


The driver suddenly said on the highway, "I feel like life is so long."


In three seconds, twist your friend's words around in their mouth.

Question: What should I do if I accidentally dropped my friend's lunch on the floor?


I am the strongest.


The son of a single-parent family named Baishisei said to his father that he wanted a mother.


Locking eyes for a moment.


From the smile of Riko, 30 years have passed.


Watch out for sharks around here, little buddy! Thanks for the warning though, I'm safe on the boat!


Jean-Pierre Poncharal


Get tough.

Question: Clara stands up and common things happen.


Oh, Akko changed her nails!


This topic cannot be submitted.

Question: It makes me angry to be ignored.


Here I am!


Can I please have two Abenomask cloth masks?


In this episode, Conan did not appear.


Long ago, in a place far away, there was a person named Peach Boy who defeated the demons.

Question: Please wrap up the story quickly.


Over and done with, huh?


Forgetting my way for a moment, but with this confidence.


Mr. Sanekawa

Question: Doraemon doesn't have that character.


Do you want to be hung too?


Teeth!


Right after the teacher said, 'Our sweat evaporates and falls back as rain,' Takahashi stood up, glanced at Yumi, and headed for the school yard.


The couple next door is playing a prank.


Cheerleading!


After this, the Karate club was destroyed by the neighboring Tea Ceremony club.


Ultraman's 55th anniversary, Dada and Booska taking commemorative photos.


I was surprised and excited.


Oh! You! We weren't playing Uno!


Huh? Giants? I didn't know about that place.


Meow~

Question: The words the hammer thrower never utters.


What can I do to make my hair grow? A man with extinct scalp asks. It's scary.


Let's learn about swimming and fitness.


I give gum to the kid who always talks to me next to me, but I haven't told them the reason.

Question: Please teach me something gentle and kind.


Nice to meet you.


Emphasizing the area of confidence.


There are only three days left until payday.

Question: Say something like 'three years in the land of stone.'


There's this guy who is starting to raise his head a little bit faster than the rest of us and getting anxious about it.

Question: Meetings about shooting crimes.


Suddenly appearing in front of you with loud noise is either a friend or a neighbor.

Question: Please tell me the common things in horror movies.


Excuse me, can I line up behind you?


Stay back! Nobody gets into my beam!


Yude-sensei, this is the superhero I came up with!


I don't know if I'm aware that I don't like water or something, but I didn't feel like I was drowning.


What's this guy's name?


Strange

Question: Please change the group name to make it sound less cool.


What? The first person is tying their shoelaces?


Seems like they came to help on Dash Island, but they're leaving in three minutes.


Can I try on the one size larger than this?


Thinking of selling such sweet oranges to others made Grandpa feel sour.


Whaaat! A mouse!


When I was in elementary school, my friend诱惑我亲了我喜欢的女孩的竖笛，然后那天我记得忘记带竖笛了，所以我就亲了老师的竖笛。

Question: The funniest thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.


Germinate.


Alaska Highway

Question: Adding one letter to a place name or country name boosts it by 3 years and 120 times.


You're late; the shared files have expired


Group photo of boys when they go out to play.


The rain has stopped.


On high there are hormones.


I was pretending to be a beginner and they were teaching me step by step, but then the word chained housewife came up in the predictive conversion and I got worried.


Pray for a bountiful harvest.


Okonomiyaki (Japanese pancake)

Question: Did octopus balls not have any tempura, but they had imitation crab in them?


Ugh, tomorrow is Monday.

Question: How am I feeling now?


Hiding in the pool, waiting for the enemy to finish attacking.


So, how big is the pocket-like thing in the blue raccoon's stomach?


The person I matched with on Tinder is my mother, no matter how I look at it.


Perfect timing.


Damn, I should have ordered frozen instead.


Oshin is 48 years old.


Keyboard Destroyer in 20 Years


The ones that grow the best are the ones sitting in the sun by the window.


The effect of Rib21.


I tried a hairstyle like Akiyama Kimimaro's.


In front of an idol poster, bow once.

Question: Huh? This guy has religious tendencies. That's his characteristic.


The customer's ringtone is a lullaby.


Are eggs without fathers too?


What you did to me now means that I hit you now, right?

Question: Something that shohei koizumi might say.


The breath is almost the face.


I'll show you my list of prideful jokes that are so corny.


Visit a patient with pollen allergies.


I need to pay the rent, please!


Even at maximum volume, I can't hear anything.


Hi, I drank it.


Another fleeting celebrity appeared.


Mom, my front tooth fell out!


The name of the loli is.

Question: Think of a program that can get a 550% viewership on New Year's Eve.


Hmm, I see. So that's what a litter of jewels is all about.


Super Mario Odyssey

Question: Nintendo going off the rails? What's the title of the new Mario game?


All I have to do is turn on the gas and then I'm off.


I said a mean thing.


Luxury sedans gather at the bank parking lot on pension payment days.

Question: What things do you think are a waste?


Gotta go with the bigger one.


The answer was black.


Hey there, over here!


I won't have Kentucky Fried Chicken today.


When I got home from work, my wife and kids were gone, and all the furniture was missing. The only chair was occupied by the Dutch wife I had hidden away.


During a colonoscopy...


Konnichiwa! Eeh, I'm not here right now. (Von!) Just close the door, please.


Forgot that ground staff were refueling when taking off.


This mark isn't eco-friendly.


My hair is cut too short.


Amuro, this thing isn't moving!


Power Rangers

Question: What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What would you do if you were in my position?


One plus four times two equals what?


Wow, that gum is really good!

Question: Please cook barbecue for me in the style of my wife's cooking.


I am a child!


It's common.

Question: Meetings about shooting crimes.


Yesterday, I received a manga that someone helped me with at the riverbank, which was drying out.


This guy's moving smoothly.


A polite way of saying that you need to repeat a grade.


The notice from Disney says not to put it on your head anymore.


When I rode FUJIYAMA five times in a row with my friends.


You can't draw it if you don't know the correct answer!

Question: Drawing meme.


Survived 5 years on a deserted island and was rescued.

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


It took me two hours to solve it but I couldn't.


Did your parents say it was okay to keep?


Side mirror getting eaten up.


The technology at Tokyo Metropolitan University is amazing!

Question: Don't congratulate yourself!


Can you buy me a potted plant?


What? 100 pistons in 1 minute?!?


I dropped my colored contact lenses.


The family of the Luna Moth.


Is it okay to go home?

Question: Add one letter to the TV show title and make it feel like it's been transformed into something else.


I tried Grandpa's dentures, but they didn't fit!

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Thank you, owner! This box is awesome, meow!


Hey, you're playing with the senior.


That's different from Totoro lamp~♪


Mom said throwing records recklessly is very dangerous.


Putting your thumbs up and down together in the bathtub makes a victory sign, doesn't it?

Question: It's so easy even a dummy can understand it.


Hey, whoever last touched the ball should clean it up.


Doraemon's morning routine.


It seems that I really don't like the chair I bought.


A mosquito searching for a path on my calf


Tonight's gonna be wild!

Question: The nights in the savannah are tough...!


This is not the hallway.


I can't hold on any longer! I haven't eaten anything in 17 minutes!


The speech started with a rap in the middle.


Abenomask was actually made for dogs and cats, that person is so kind.

Question: On the edge of being allowed.


Till the tail wags the dog, don't give up.


That means the culprit isn't him/her, right?

Question: That guy is kind of suspicious, you know.


Graduation photo, showcasing our youthful side!


I straightened my back. See, I'm pointing my backbone.


My daughter, who doesn't talk much, even has her eyes sealed.


Sell wool because it's not selling.

Question: Did you sell the urethane?


I brought my friends over to play at my house.


Hey, try putting this in today.


Knock it out with Rock Paper Scissors.


The shower gel expires in one day.


Do sweet potatoes roasted yet?


Closed for business.


Where is the soccer ball that I ordered from Mercari?


The sofa has too much adhesive power and is ruining people, so everyone can't move.


For the past month, my father and mother haven't come back.


Attempting to increase brain wrinkles artificially in order to enhance intelligence.


I want to kick Tanaka.

Question: Please change the name of that famous masterpiece into something funny, keeping it to one or two characters.


Playing a trick on the owner by not giving him tissues after he finished his business.


What was it all about? You said you could make me happy just by looking at me, but... now that I've run this far, they won't be able to catch up, right?


Enemy's child.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


I want to try mentaiko.

Question: What's the same between going for a walk and eating a rare beef?


Is it just me or is the bento lunch lukewarm?

Question: Just saying something as simple as 'putting in blueberries.'


If I show this easy finger trick and the kid gets really amazed, it makes me worry about their future.


I just finished having fun. I went karaoke solo and sang my heart out...

Question: The enjoyment of today (Sunday).


Walking, walking, we're on our way!


"Honey, do you remember what day it is today?"


I'll do it this way and it will be alcohol sanitizer, right?!


Uh, my assignment is to the science lab?!


Guess which one has dog poop in it.


Oh, you're having a baby already?!?


Selling oil makes me late.

Question: Oil King, or something like that.


Get beat up.

Question: What if Rolala were the surgeon?


Please don't show the teacher who came for a home visit anything strange.


Let's wrap it up with 1000 knots.

Question: Please make it 1000 times more interesting.


I want to be friends with humans.

Question: I don't like these cockroaches.


Hey there! It's Steve Jobs!


Explain with a demonstration.


I called Kintaro instead of AKB at the school festival.


The giant is coming to attack.

Question: Please teach me the contents of Attack on Titan in a suitable way for the world.


Starvation and disappointment leave one's desires unfulfilled and the stomach empty.

Question: Can you please say it in eight words?


That's a real entrepreneurial spirit! I'm doing it this way to make some 'guns' hurt so bad!! Oh, we don't need two taxis either. My wife is amazing, right?


Shrimp Farm


Click on the image to expand the trap image.


Conan came to play.


Also, let's have fun!


After fixing the air conditioner, he was lost in thought with the extra parts in his hand.


I can't apologize to Mom for the cavity in her mouth because I couldn't beat Balroq.


Tied to my pants!


Ku-ki-ya ga u-de wo n-e-ta.

Ku-ki-ya means Qwicky (a nickname or brand name), and u-de wo n-e-ta means raised his arm.

In American English, a possible equivalent expression could be: Qwicky raised his arm.


心灵得到净化

Question: Common things in the morning.


Why do you need to roll up the cling wrap again?


The frequent contestant in the bird-human contest.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about the bird nobility.


Hey, look up there! A big peach is dropping, dumpling, dumpling.


Coming home late, I tried to feed the cat... but it turns out it was already making its own food.


The more you eat, the more your color changes... Yum! This is delicious!

Question: Please make the topic owner blush.


Munk's friend's scream.

Question: Please add three letters to the title of that famous painting and make it chaotic.


Yikes! Cockroaches!


Easy to make!


The principal, who was stuck to the window, fell.


What the heck are you interrupting for, it's not about appearance!


#32 suddenly forgot the rules.


The blurred part up top should be funnier, I guess.


Go to hell.


Poodle and Rottweiler mix.


Thank you, Sueki!

Question: What if Rolala were the surgeon?


Oh, lately the morning and evening have gotten so much colder. Be careful not to catch a cold...catching a cold? I meant increase in taxes.


The egg of the caterpillar has hatched!


100 tricks for the non-pointy end of the chopsticks

Question: What's the title of a book that's too obsessive and can't sell?


Does this women's clothing look good?


What the hell am I?

Question: What is the tire saying?


The masked rider, who was supposed to fight with a ship, missed his ride.


To you, who think this is the sunrise, there is a wonderful future.


The station chief inspects the tracks himself.


Who ordered the statue of me in this pose?


Damn it, there are only two burnt chicken legs left for lunch in the canteen.


From a ghost's perspective.

Question: I absolutely do not want to watch any horror movies.


If you fall for their scam, you're in trouble.

Question: I caught something unexpected.


It's DEE, not DAY.

Question: Please say something like 'It's curry, not karē.'


You thought you weren't going to eat cake, right?


Sports Department


Failed the entrance exam for college.


The person who got chocolate is going to drop it with all their might.


Your girlfriend wants you to compliment her natural beauty.


Still, it wasn't a lie, was it? There's no one inside.


The key to the safe in this house is said to unlock when you stroke three cats a certain number of times, but if you stop in the middle, they will climb up onto your knee and you won't be able to escape them.


Yeah, yeah, it's me, Yeah, I'm a cat, Yeah.


I will become the first village person!

Question: If the One Piece characters were to participate in a dart trip, what would happen?


New face.

Question: Juicy dried fish, juicy dried meat, and succulent vegetables.


I remember eating so much French fries, I'm surprised my stomach didn't burst.


Mrs., please don't tell your husband anything you've heard from me.


Man, that's hilarious (laughs) in American slang.


Attempting to uninstall 360 Total Security.


Yellow cherry blossoms.

Question: What is the name of the 300-year-old kappa who started streaming on Tuber?


Congressional session.

Question: I want the show to be cancelled.


I'm upright right now, in the office.


The intricate carving is an exact replica.

Question: Like someone who stole a big bike and takes off.


I'm actually cheating.

Question: After watching a horror movie with her, please make the first word I say be 'disgusting.'


Survey at the summit of Mount Ape.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


It's completely fine, there was no damage from the attack just now.


Live-action version of Xiazi.


Up-and-coming beekeeper.


The number on the dice determines one's life span.


Playing sick to skip class is out of control.


Forever 0

Question: Times it by 100,000 and make it extremely annoying.


Do you think three of you can defeat me?


It is okay to use a kickstand.

Question: Please add some strange rules to the race.


The erasers that everyone uses are made by hand by craftsmen.


Gonna be some fatty tuna coming back soon! It's so springy and delicious~


Trying to secretly follow your daughter's date but got caught.


I asked the hairdresser to do a double block and my hair was divided into two blocks.


This is my backpack.


Buy Nipress and bring it ♥


I am Yes.


Make it possible to correct or delete mistakes.

Question: What would you want to do first if you acquired a钝化剂?


Wow! It seems like it has zero air resistance!


Why isn't anyone participating remotely?!


Tippy Come on, Liz! Hurry up!


The consumption tax is going up from 5% to 10%.

Question: What would you say to your younger self from 10 years ago that they probably wouldn't have believed you?


The more mushrooms you pick, the shorter your life span becomes.

Question: Please make Mario anxious.


What kind of day would you like?


It's Hayashi instead of curry.

Question: Please say something like 'It's curry, not karē.'


Messi feels good!


The lock has been repaired.


You don't have a fever, go to school!


Every three minutes, an embarrassing ringtone plays.


When the woman enters, everyone bows.

Question: A police officer going on a blind date might do the following things.


All right, let's turn off the electricity.


He's coming home, so I'm getting into battle stance.


Sorry, I can't assist with that.

Question: Can you please explain Princess Mononoke in a concise manner?


I'm so glad I don't have hay fever!


Conan is there.

Question: I would hate a wedding like that.


I got caught peeking through the clock.


Man, I've lost my sense of taste and smell lately!

Question: Tell me a word that makes people disappear around you.


Carrot, you're number one.

Question: What does M-1 stand for?


From the Yayoi period, they started popularizing rice.

Question: What was forbidden during the Jomon period?


Mom takes sunscreen precautions to the extreme.


This is mine.


In other words, it all boils down to pick-up lines.


My friend's playlist


Leaving Marimo alone turned out like this.


Gosh, I wanted it so badly, sis!

Question: Please forgive me, sister.


I ran into this really gloomy and annoying guy.


In between cooking, burn a letter from my ex-girlfriend.


The master is checking the preview situation of the Sunflower Manual.


Thirty years later, the little match girl was shaking in the cold of Christmas once again this year...

Question: Please make the story more profound by changing it slightly.


What kind of stupid joke is this?


Takashi and Akira are waiting outside, honey.


Lunch is ready.


Champagne man.

Question: Can you make Anpanman's bread into 3 yokochi panmen by substituting the an inside?


I want Ukraine.

Question: It's a common thing for ponchins to do.


Assorted tear and share bread.


The pain is that on Valentine's Day, the sweetness doesn't enter my mouth and the bitterness of my own mouth continues to spread.

Question: I love spicy food, do you have any recommendations?


Listening to music.

Question: People who always have earphones with them tend to do common things.


I'm working as a temp, but...


I've been hearing that a blue-shirted ghost haunts around here, but I doubt it would show up during the daytime, right?


The Seven Brothers of Muscle


The type who looks at your chest before your face.


First, wash your hands thoroughly with the faucet on the table.

Question: Please tell me a fake etiquette to give to someone visiting a sushi conveyor belt for the first time.


All I did was fart.


Star it and it will be displayed.

Question: What is the value of my own life in dollars?


Yeah, he sings karaoke and turns into Abe Shinzō.


You should bring some local specialties when going out for a long trip.


Oh, this is where it starts getting expensive.


A close-up of the square tube under a microscope.


Crying.


Stop touching me.


Can making videos with only single-digit views be considered as work?


Taxi.


Honey, you're back! Can you give me some attention first?


Dad owns a milk store.

Question: Play around with the name of the country and make it fun.


What's up with that thing over there?


Wow, is Super Saiyan going to ride in on this?


During team battles, someone is always secretly flirting with girls on the side.


Pulling my pants up feels uncomfortable.

Question: What would happen if there were no friction?


Exit key appears.

Question: What happened?


Today is July 21 So, let student number 7 answer this question


Are there any insurance options available starting now?


Halloween is annoying for us real ghosts, you know.


Dog bag.


Don't show me the small, unpeeled one.


If leaving holes in the donuts, turn them upside down.

Question: Whispering, but it's really a plausible manner.


Oh no, the branch will break then.


Goodnight and I'll be up early for work tomorrow, ugh.

Question: Please say it in iambic pentameter.


Donald's Hawaiian-Style Chicken


Just now, she called me Lang?


Start by trying to level up really quickly and make progress, but then give up on leveling up and proceed at the very last minute.

Question: Random things that happen in Japan.


I want to eat grilled eel.


You're late in telling me to open this window.


I came to decide the three-round rock-paper-scissors game all at once.


I saw students cheating in the exam.


The athletic meet was canceled.


Time's up, you can take out the thermometer.


Firecrackers are being set off on an American campus.


Thoughtful person.


I can't get a star.

Question: In the app version (smartphone version), there are points that feel inconvenient compared to the 2C version when I'm being silly.


Give me some too, if you please.

Question: What advice can I get to earn stars?


She said she didn't know how to make a phone call.


The Earth is blue, white, green... and there's also quite a bit of brown.

Question: If I were the first person to see Earth from space instead of Gagarin, what would I say?


There's supposedly a cheating sheet taped to the bottom of the sunglasses or not.

Question: The reason why GACKT achieved 71 consecutive wins in credit ranking.


What happened to the ice I left outside? It turned into liquid, can you help me with this?


Does Takeshi Kaneshiro star in a historical drama?


Her wedding jitters won't stop.


Out of Gas


The two of them have such a strong sense of fashion that it's impossible not to laugh.


HP is down to 3.


Airman can't be defeated.

Question: Getting frustrated in games.


Pepper - Inconvenient Truth


Hey, Ron!


The MC introduced him as super interesting.


It's sour, my whole body is tingling.


What's Newton? Never heard of it.


"We'll leave it to you to handle the police dogs when we come to deal with them."


Please do not point the laser pointer at people, sir.


Talking with desk mate in class.


I put the light bulb in here by mistake.


Eww, milk powder is gross, can you drink that?


Conan, an event is about to happen, so please take care of the deductions for me.


I'm starting to feel tired of the newlywed life in New York...


I exhausted all my energy on the time sale.


Zesty lemon scent! Lemonade Cure♂.


Let's decide on Jiji for today.


Blowout Stream of Destruction


You can't beat someone just because they're from China, right?


The person in the women's restroom finally came out.


IKARYAAAAA has passed away, Boo is in the hospital, and Nakatani is struggling with a change of heart.


I don't know what type of landmine it is.


There's a high risk of the content being censored due to copyright infringement.

Question: When an anime is adapted from a dumb joke, it's something that often happens.


I said not to put vegetables in the hotpot!


Caught in an Affair is Obvious Even from Across the Mirror.


The annoying customer ordered a Fanta.


The big construction company is connected to the underground and has already decided which buildings to demolish.

Question: I don't like this Ultraman.


I said apple just now!


Wine is top-notch, but the glass is missing.


I am the Lamborghini of the village.


No, I can't today. It's 15% off.

Question: Just beat yesterday's self by just 1%.


At the year-end party, I said to my subordinates, It's impolite today, and immediately they shouted, Shh! Zura Starman!


When I mistyped the value of 0 by about three digits.


Is this the oxygenator that cures hyperventilation?


Dad, this isn't Mom.


Broke open the bag of lime.


Can Tamas put their shoulders together like this and drink?


After saying "I don't want to live anymore," trying to hold one's breath and die oneself.


Jojo's奇妙冒险

Question: I don't want this work to be adapted for live-action.


Enter through the gate.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


Bro, am I not under a stand attack?


When Muska found the light pointing to Laputa, a miracle was happening in another place.


Do you think I'm doing this because I like it?


How big is his afro!?


I was secretly raising a puppy I found, but I couldn't hide it anymore and had to laugh.


My hands are all sticky but my eyes are itchy!


Seriously, delivery service.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


I got a concussion from bungee jumping off a building.

Question: Tell me a bad thing that you won't get caught doing.


There are tons of scorpions in the old desert.


Just my intuition.

Question: Can the sound of I love you make a person stronger?


Falling hair.

Question: Please experience the feeling of hopelessness.


Hey, are you alive? Oh, even if you are alive, you can't survive without a mask. You can't survive by farting in the air!


Automatic egg separator.

Question: What feature has been added to the fan that is unnecessary?


See? Look, I didn't drop it, did I?


Sara is really funny, yeah.

Question: How to make Osakana Sanma-cho interesting.


The content of this painting turned out to be me staring at this art book.


The first time I got high in my life.


Can I put the baby to sleep with this? Is that really true?


After watching the live-action version of Devilman.


Name it.

Question: What is the tire saying?


Okay, there's only one goalkeeper.


They asked me to take photos, so I'll just capture the flower field.


They seem to be having fun by making villains out of people who slightly darken their surroundings.


Come catch Thompson Gazelle for me!


Can you help me look for my glasses? I'm done with tea.


Oh yeah, I know what you mean! That thing, right? That thing... I get it!


Gorilla A is checking things out. Gorilla B is checking things out. Gorilla C is checking things out.


The couple who were watching TV suddenly started fighting.


Can I wear this on my nose?


To the freezing you in the cold, I tore off both sleeves and used them as a scarf... When you said 'thank you' it somehow feels sad...


Couples ask every time they get on, 'Is it a hole in one tonight?'

Question: When a professional golfer takes a job with a taxi company, what might happen?


Nice first impression.

Question: Boss move.


Blowing up the tire just before arriving home.


There's no hiding place...


The Last Supper.


You were the one who protected the country from missiles...


Family farm.


Cute and quirky.

Question: Can you please say it in eight words?


Mommy, buy me this toy! Buy it for me!


Has this cat poop coffee forgotten to add coffee?


Come in because the enemy is attacking!


The seafood buffet priced at 49 yuan per person turned out to be like this.


Jennifer, who could read the next 500 hands, knew she had lost before the game began.


No matter how many bounces the ball has, the volleyball team keeps playing continuously.

Question: Ten things that are common in extracurricular activities at high school in Japan.


Love is the best - Ain't it so?

Question: In the blink of an eye, it boils up quickly, you know?


We only said 'bald,' it was him who said 'penis'!


My job is disappearing.

Question: What would happen if airplanes disappeared from the world?


All my dates are men.


The truth is always one!

Question: Please convey my message with the phrase 'one in many' to them now.


The Carrot Harvester of the Bunny Girl


I'll take it down with a bump!


The map of the world that people in the past thought about.


Oh man, if you ride a bike while carrying a dog on your back, you'll be swamped with girls!


I got embarrassed.


Well, it looks like I'll have to become two then.


Hmm, that's my company's reason for wanting to join.


Pokemon Go...


Fungus.

Question: What's left after 99.9% of the bacteria are killed?


A person proudly eats the stringy part of a banana.


You can use your shoulders and legs.


I woke up to memories of my past life as a gravure idol at an incredible timing.


Doctor! What's wrong with you? Your face looks pale!


Check out this volume. Feel it for yourself. Let's take the 14-day challenge!


Only during snack time at 3 o'clock do they come down from above and it's so annoying.


Turn on all the LED lights.

Question: What to do if someone named Matsuzaki Shigeru comes to your house.


Well, I came here by bike!


Right after becoming a monk, I received an invitation to a speed dating event.


We, eight kabutogani, have gathered.


Oh no, I'm in trouble. It was a different person than the one I knocked over.

Question: The worst catchphrase after Neville defeated the villain.


They told me to take a look at my lifestyle, but it's already settled and stable...


While my neighbor got up, I stuffed the hamburger in my mouth.


Litter bag.

Question: What special reward did I get when I ate all the curry varieties from COCO Ichibanya in one day?


A seasoned investor in China's stock market watches intently as two novice investors discuss the direction of the market.


During the performance, someone suddenly pulled up the carpet.


I ate moldy bread.


This is his dream.


Saving men is Amen, while slurping noodles is Ramen.

Question: What's the difference between amen and ramen?


Deploying employees.

Question: Something is missing from the land of dreams.


One step away from the toilet, it collapsed.


Today's theme for synchronized swimming is "Zipper".


I was bitten by mosquitoes in the area.


A carnivorous woman becomes a vegetarian.

Question: What might happen when Butter was Margarine?


SMAP broke up.

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


Showing the referee that you have an injury on your head resulted in a red card.


My son's static electricity is so strong that my dad got an electric shock.


Change the clothes of the mistakenly killed ally with the enemy's clothes quickly.


The shopgirl started dancing as I was going to eat.


This means We should be okay for the field trip tomorrow.


I'm pushing the limit and being obnoxious without making it obvious to myself.

Question: I thought this was terrible to the bottom of my heart.


My wife is black!


- Do you still have neighbors?


I will follow the supervisor's instructions!

Question: Athlete, please take the oath.


Just give me one chicken wing! Just give me one chicken wing!


Hey, buddy, how exciting was the movie you watched before getting on the car?


Are you guys using chopsticks?


When my friend comes over, my mom always wears my sister's shirt.


The stolen bike takes off.

Question: Please ruin the lyrics by changing one character.


What detective's kid is it?


Mount Transcendence!


Looks like... but I'm wearing it.


The owner of the Indian curry house is usually Nepalese.

Question: And some Ifdo person is surprised about something. What are they surprised about?


Scratch my tummy... say it again? Scratch my tummy.


Down the aisle they come, the newlyweds!

Question: Please do not ruin the新人入场的部分!


This month, the amount of donations is high.


Coca-Cola.


Became some kind of champion without knowing it.


A key is jump, B key is run!


When faced with an issue like this, I tend to give a serious and direct answer.

Question: I can relate to this, but others probably won't understand.


Trying to look cool by twirling my cane, but I stabbed my foot so now I'm just sitting quietly.


What the hell did you put in that time capsule, man!


Oh come on, I don't care about the repair! Just leave it and seriously!


Don't put your hands on the table directly, it's cold!


Put an end to the leaks.

Question: Budget constraints are common at old house restaurants that offer affordable prices.


As soon as I learn 10, I forget 1 through 9.

Question: What is the opposite of 'hearing 1 and knowing 10'?


Hey there little cutie cat, awwwww.


Dad went to the mountains to throw away the cat, but the cat drove back.


What do you think of this desk? It's quite long, extending all the way over there.


The Zen master in Japan wants to play bowling again!


Those mushrooms are at it again! Listen up, I'm rooting for the mushroom village!


The leaders from around the world forgot to turn off their cameras during an online conference and ended up gossiping, which spread widely.

Question: I don't want to be the catalyst for another Third World War like this.


Harada is no longer needed.

Question: What was the result of your thorough examination?


Ever since a while ago, my chest has been brushing against my arm.


Coast, huh!


I think that's how various great people felt when they came up with something.


The frame of the CEO's portrait.

Question: McDonald's has it, but you can't get it there.


Come on up here, but be warned, this is where the path stops.


This is so cute!


There is a kitten under the bed.


You ate my ice cream.


Thank you Santa Claus.


I was going to slice the fish, and suddenly it started looking cute.


Sayonara!


There was an abandoned child in front of the church.


Yubaba said, 'Well, since you're called Chihiro, sleep inside of me.'

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


How about it? Am I looking good?


Leave it to me.


Have you had chicken katsu?

Question: Please file a complaint with Seven-Eleven.


Looks so tasty, but I know you're trying to make me quit smoking and it's really cruel.

Question: He or she must be a smoker.


Free players learned a new skill using points given by the system.


I am XL.


I have a vivid memory of parts from last night's dream.


You can't be satisfied with just looking at this picture, can you?


Why does the firefly flash so quickly?


The dish rag I helped the other day came to thank me.


I gave my dad a basketball on Father's Day and he seemed to be really excited about it.


My face is streaming with sweat.


I don't have that much time to sign stuff, okay?


Hey, hey, it's payday today, right?


New commercial for Ami-no-style.


Leftover candies from when I was a child.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


I cosplayed Picasso's painting!


You? ... Ha! You're not even worth coming here... alright then, this is where our real n business begins. ... END.

Question: Please forcibly end the story that is getting intense.


Annuity

Question: High risk, no return.


It's just a convention thing, you'll get used to it.


Can I have a big octopus, please?


Does Hayashi remember all the jokes? Check in with him regularly.

Question: The nights in the savannah are tough...!


Should I save first?


I got separated from the group because I took the wrong way, so only I survived.


Because of the lack of magic wand, I had to make a difficult decision.


Ikebukuro to Shibuya to Asakusa, go to Hachiko and then to the Golden Pavilion.

Question: When I went on a school trip to Tokyo, please teach me about interesting places to visit.


Stop! That's the neck and the arms!


Maple leaves falling, 秋意浓.

Question: You got the character's name wrong.


The doctor said I can only drink one cup per day.


Dad's height is really short.


Two thousand yen bills were given back as change.

Question: When I think that soy sauce is not necessary.


Ah-choo! Sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle snort.


I will handle it well.

Question: Huh, I'm using it, but if I think about it carefully, it becomes What the heck am I doing? in American slang.


I looked up and it was the next morning.

Question: When I drank 5,300 bowls of miso soup from morning to night, something common happened.


Glasses, glasses.


I lost the key to my house.


It seems like I've summoned something strange


I'm not Gussan, I'm Yassan!


Grandpa's false teeth fit surprisingly well.


Sorry, I can't help you with that.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


After being constipated for a month, I finally went to the toilet.


Yawn! Huh? You mean go to school?


I'm sorry, I have a temperature of 36.9 degrees.

Question: Absolutely no excuse for early departure.


Praying for no crowds during the National Day vacation.


The taste tester ate up all the food.


Thought I could read it, but I only saw it before.

Question: What characters can I read but not write?


Don't be afraid, the elder sister behind you is not staring at you with her nose.


Little Ji, with incredible arm strength, didn't realize that it was Xiao Wang who was bowling.


Let's cuddle up.


I'm confident about this hair style, but no one is trying to copy it and I feel lonely.


"I wasn't driving under the influence."


On closer inspection, it was my ex-boyfriend.


The mosquitoes are so loud that I can't sleep.


Is there any wine left in the bottle?


Spit out the ring; we're really in a hurry.


On YouTube.

Question: Try adding one letter from the alphabet to a person's name or group name and see how funny it sounds.


Can I have four orders of takeout... oh no, three will be enough.


My sweater itches.


Breaking news! Breaking news!!!!


Come on, Takashi! Put more emotion into your playing!


I'm climaxing too much in the electric bath.


After use, press down and then use it again after further pressing.


I haven't taken a bath since last year!

Question: I'm not proud of it.


But according to my mom, that guy can stretch like rubber, you know?

Question: Is it really Krillin?


The plain-clothes policeman waited all day but didn't catch the pervert.


On the day of the breakup, she packed everything related to him, especially him, in five large bags


Ten minutes have passed, fussing and whining.


Person of interest appears.


The 'ri' in shiritori! ri! ri! ri! ri! You said it was 'ri', didn't you?


Okay, please gather some straw!


Daaaamn, Mr. Sama lost his balance and fell down!


Everyone can do it.


What the hell are you doing throwing out your pants?


Page not found.


Love and courage are our only friends!


I thought food wasn't the only thing dad and mom couldn't eat...


Ha ha ha, gotcha!

Question: Tell me a word that makes people disappear around you.


What time is it? Are we going to have extra time?


Full spectrum

Question: I hate this train station.


Eh, you gotta have a certain kind of relationship with someone to go to a barbecue together, y'know? That's why I've never gone to one in my fantasies either...

Question: Please cook barbecue for me in the style of my wife's cooking.


Did you eat an opossum?


Just took a nap.

Question: The winner is the guy who talked about something that doesn't matter.


Attention!


Rabbit, rabbit! What are you looking at? Jumping over the full moon on the 15th night. Let's have a drink and watch the full moon together tonight and maybe even eat some full moon burgers.


AI thinks about Doraemon.


Hey, your dad is bald on top, isn't he?

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


The teacher is a Pierrot.

Question: The world's religious organizations often do things like McDonald's.


Halfway there, always.

Question: Add two more letters to Doraemon's tools and they become useless (and ugly to look at).


Eastern Orthodox goes to Mac, Western Orthodox goes to McDonald's.派系就这样形成了。

Question: The world's religious organizations often do things like McDonald's.


The topic is a joke!

Question: I get annoyed when told to stay within the limit.


Fully equipped with heating and cooling.

Question: Please make a secret trap that makes me excited in the hideout.


Chuck can be seen, so get out of there quickly.


Let me see your face / Hi there.


We started talking about the differences between Hamada and gorillas.


There are no problems I can't solve! And if that's the case, what district is Shimbashi Station in? The answer lies in the heart of Minato (Minato Ward).


After class, I saw my teacher running towards the toilet with me.


The character is written wrong, it should be can.


I only have old gears.


I transformed Taiko-san into a taiko drum.


Cute little cook.


Let's eat first.


What's the best way to deal with toxic men, classmates?


The kitchen of a restaurant that serves food very slowly.


Car owners who want to be able to calculate calories.


I hit the gas and brake at the wrong time.

Question: What mischief has Santa Claus, the wild boy, done this time? Nakai is shocked.


Stealth Figure


Stay strong.

Question: An unusual occurrence in dictionaries that don't have the word defeat.


Self-decorating.


I'm worried about the whereabouts of the ramen that the waiter just dropped and disappeared while carrying it.


I tried dancing to Fortune Cookie Love


My paper was cited by my research team's mentor in order to include me in their team.


Tsunami.

Question: Try adding 7 letters to the title (in alphabetical order) and see if it's interesting.


Before and after.


Did you forget to buy churros? It's about you, master.


The recent burglars are quite something.


deserted island

Question: If you could only bring one thing to a deserted island, what would it be?


Every day is everyday.

Question: Can you please say something that I don't quite understand?


The poster at the nearby electrical store is old.


Sorry, I can't do it.

Question: Job hunting tips/trauma.


Who cares about soccer wins and losses? Give me a big-ass pork chop!


My roommate has been in this position for three days, should I call her to get up and go to class?


That's Wilkins doing it, man!


The mountain spring bread festival was amazing!


Few men notice: this spoon is bent.


I married a cucumber.

Question: What is the great achievement of a housewife?


The person who actually created Mount Fuji, which recently became a World Heritage site, is me.

Question: Please show off your skills, Matchi.


Sayaka Mitani appears once every two frames.

Question: When an anime is adapted from a dumb joke, it's something that often happens.


Couldn't resist taking off my clothes as soon as I left work.


During isolation, I forgot to bring my razor.


What happened to me is because of the boomerang you threw!


There are people who look down on you when we pass by, but it's just an inversion of their complexes about being from the countryside. Don't worry about it for real.

Question: What should I be aware of when traveling to Tokyo?


Here comes the Mr.

Question: Please tell me the common experiences of the person sitting at the front of the hallway side in the classroom.


I had a fight with Tanaka because of my cedar pollen allergy, so I got revenge on him.


Cause of death was old age.

Question: The newly released game BabaQuest has some typical things about it.


Gunshots! Did I just hear two gunshots?


The children begged Santa Claus, mistaking him for a crybaby.

Question: What mischief has Santa Claus, the wild boy, done this time? Nakai is shocked.


Are you going to show up for work like that?


Your first girlfriend is Indonesian.

Question: What would you say to your younger self from 10 years ago that they probably wouldn't have believed you?


One panel by Aina Natsuki.


Goodbye, termination letter.


Hello! This is NHK! Oh, there's TV again, right?


Creepy crawly is looking at us with a good posture!


Fire → Flame → Blaze → Conflagration.

Question: Try saying 'human being on fire'.


A group of special forces following me makes it hard to cosplay anymore.


I keep getting offered all these BL manga and yaoi manga for boys.


I did it.


The chosen okapi is 10 times hotter than chili peppers.


Entrance is over there.


I heard the siren of the police car.


Yes! Harassment results!


My daughter is eating the pudding I saved for myself, looking forward to it.


Photo enthusiasts.


Halfway up, tempted by the idea of peeking at mixed bathing hot springs, I suddenly realized that I could enter the mixed bath myself and started turning back.


The face of a rabbit passing by while sleeping.


Didn't you say your cat was very docile?


What the hell are you doing, Sanuki!


Ew! I want to keep it at my house and bring the rabbit back with me!


Sorry, I can't help with that.


Want to hear my epic tales of valor?

Question: I really don't feel like reading the opening sentence of an old folktale.


Wait a minute; isn't this the previous patient?


From the perspective of the Ministry of Culture, American football.


I know you can't hold it in, but I have five more points to make.


Lady, is this your dropped hand?


Close ties with the education board.

Question: What did the genius 10-year-old student create during summer vacation?


Quietly... and surely... the consumption tax has started to increase.


You won't be able to pull me out of the wall with an extinguisher.


Can you give me some energy?


Weakness.

Question: The head sushi chef of this sushi restaurant is coming out with something unbelievable. What is he making?


4 days and 3 nights.


Hey, hey, famous person? Who? Hey, who?


A toy car with off-road racing head


Yoshida Sarahi's friends.


Fine, long things like wheat can't escape being greasy.

Question: Why do you put sesame oil in soba noodles?


Sister, zucchini is 90% water so if you put it on your eyes...? Eh...? Zucchini.


You drank not afternoon tea but Red Tea Flower.

Question: What will happen if I drink afternoon tea in the morning? Can you also tell me how to handle it?


Eek! Honk honk honk! I avoided getting my mask dirty.


Terminator 1 movie...


Did the number of them increase?

Question: A one-word phrase that makes me uneasy during Mario Kart with friends.


Do I get beaten up by you or the guy behind me? Which is better?


I went to the bathroom and was really scared, but they told me it would hurt my hair if I used that shampoo.


I smoked cigarettes last night and couldn't sleep well.


The contact is too big.


I drew Doraemon's picture just like the song says.


The person who stole the stone is coming over!


The Tokyo Olympics.


Cheating on oneself.

Question: The head sushi chef of this sushi restaurant is coming out with something unbelievable. What is he making?


A wistful feeling like a stray cat from the north.


If there's something black, they either take it or complain about being cheap, so I hide it.

Question: What to do if someone named Matsuzaki Shigeru comes to your house.


Lanma's father.


I guess I should have painted it green after all.


The drug-sniffing dog came back looking quite high.


It was a day of non-stop laughter as my old high school friend came by and we looked through our old yearbook from back in the day.


I just got hit by an umbrella in the elevator and someone said watch it, jerk, which annoyed me.

Question: What happened between the gods and the Buddha?


Can you recommend a type of fish with no bones that's easy to cook and eat?


The robot vacuum has climbed onto the ceiling to catch a mouse.


Let's stare at each other! If you laugh, you lose! Up up!


Honey, I'm getting back at them just a little bit.

Question: What search words does your wife seem to be considering?


Callus on the tip of the nose.


My brother came back after asking Mom if it was okay for him to go play.


Allergies season, I guess...


OK, I get it, but it's not like that AT ALL!


Please pay as soon as possible after the due date.

Question: Please write an article using the word specifically.


Make up your mind and tell me.


Are you leaving early? Yes, I am.

Question: Absolutely no excuse for early departure.


Cat.

Question: Drop from above.


Using strong language may make you appear weak.

Question: Why Tarao speaks in polite language.


Prince Charles wishes you a long life.


The color is pink. This is non-negotiable.

Question: What is common when Kaito春日 played Doraemon?


Please listen to the new song '500 yen outfit'.


Today is Buttercup's turn to take charge.


Your mom's out!

Question: Please discreetly let it be known that you are a returning native.


The mosquito that I couldn't find landed in an obvious place.


I always thought I looked like my mom.


The right-hand rule at 1 AM.

Question: Physics-y-sounding law name.


I've fallen for the look at me, look at me scam more than 10 times. My name is Shigemitsu.


The Xiangshan Red Leaf Festival is coming soon.


I hid the toys in the dorm room.

Question: Toys in my son's preschooler's toy box make me anxious.


The radar was followed by the actual firing of guns.


Brother: Did you print on the t-shirts?
Nephew: Yes, I made 100 of them.


Ready to fade red t-shirt.

Question: Why did they bring back such an unpleasant souvenir from their trip abroad?


I heard there was only one enemy, but it turns out to be 10,000 people.


girlfriend said she wasn't angry.


What costume is this? I have no idea. Well, it's still edible. It's delicious! Okay, let's eat!


Thanks for the donation, guys!


What's going on?! There's been a leak ever since earlier.


Feeling an unusual movement in the bunk bed in the dormitory


On a summer day, we went on a dare to explore a famous abandoned building in our hometown. For some reason, the air there was cold and scary from the moment we arrived.

Question: Give it a shot.


Taking someone else's perfect test score without realizing it, this attitude.


Draw!


Three piglets became the subject of a documentary.


This is a small brochure :).


Mr. Principal's talks are always long.


The car is being kept at grandma's house.


The bottom of the bento box is flimsy.

Question: Please file a complaint with Seven-Eleven.


Crab salad.

Question: To you, being senile.


What is your name?


So I got into trouble! I told you that it wasn't soba, didn't I?!


fateful encounter


Houston...I declare a unilateral delay of the return flight plan indefinitely.


Umika

Question: Please tell me about someone who was almost abandoned in Takarazuka.


Hey, pig? 'You look tired. I'm a pig.' 'Oink oink?' 'Oink oink.' 'Well then, let's do it.'


The broken down vehicle with no turning radius.


Police car with lights and sirens.

Question: I know I'm at fault, but I still can't help it.


Sensitive to the words hospital and doctor, Tamama.


Let's name him Berry because he breaks through barriers so quickly! Come on, Berry! Crack crack crack!


When stir-fried, it turns caramelized.


My pheromones knock down walls.


Dyson's suction is fighting back.


Could you please change my plate to a shallower one?


People with wheat flour allergies look like this.


You freaks, don't wreak havoc in the mountains! You can't punk out on me!


Teach the stupid kid.

Question: Something like salt on spinach.


If Nappa couldn't avoid it.


Kazuo invited Nakaoka to play baseball at the Iwashina house, but he was so distracting that I absorbed him.


You.

Question: Whose joke is funnier, the second person's or the one that didn't stretch?


Yusuke is trying to avoid being chased by a delinquent by mimicking a human-shaped plant pot.


Sorry!


Remember... the hatred thrown away at Hamazushi...


A defeated monk is just a priest! I cried when I heard that...


When I get tired of the city, I think about grandma's kind words.


Did you see the weasel over there?


It would be great if they offered plastic bags for free.


I accidentally unleashed a special move while playing the game.


I forgot to set the parking brake.


She came out of the bath, all made up like a gal.


Stopped at the pet hospital.


I don't want to hear that story.

Question: Hey, cut it out! What did you just say to me?


Demographic Decline

Question: What would happen if there were no friction?


All three think so.


Stepping on rocks, be careful not to slip.


After the party ends.


Can you scratch my back?

Question: Sorry, I can't assist with that.


This is another function of soap - washing hands.


This is the real chopstick flip!


Kinda lame.


I know the big guy.


I got an air gun from Doraemon!


I can't see the clock, it's too small from over here!


Hold on a second, can you stop the camera?


What hairstyle do you want to get?


Hand

Question: The title of a soccer manga that seems like it will be cut short soon.


All mosquitoes were put in.


Sweety's bug habitat is bad.

Question: Call me and come back.


The opponent in the tug-of-war unexpectedly let go.


I've never been hit by my older brother either!


Today, everyone studies on their own.


Hey everyone! It's me, the giraffe! I only have 10 minutes to sleep, but I don't even have a place to sleep. Well then!


And it's also hanging a "closed" sign.


Did you pick up my poop, right? Did you pick it up?


There are too many people queuing at the canteen.


I'm getting overwhelmed with menial tasks and I'm feeling anxious.


I remember turning off the alarm.


Did you call me for this reason, you?


2 people, so picky...


Don't point at people over there!


Promise to love me forever!


The charging amount was not enough.


On the first day of work at an immoral corporation (emoticons for every hour passed).


"Forgot my lines" "Me too."


Normally, I prefer crispy.


Gimme some more.

Question: Drawing meme.


Uh-oh, I stepped in dog poop... I'm not safe.

Question: When I think that soy sauce is not necessary.


The starting price is one hundred.


Thought I was doing a wall sit, but turns out it's a modified push-up with one hand.


Tired of trying from 0001 to 9998, I decide to call a taxi to go back.


Um... I can't sew! Oh well, I'll just stop it with masking tape! OK Hearts!

Question: What if Rolala were the surgeon?


The monster is hiding here.


Went too far.


The producer said that Gintoki will also be used in the next live-action movie.


Did you have your first experience alone?


Slyly showing your love for Lucky Charms with merchandise.


Teriyaki chicken sauce.

Question: What can I dip in tempura without getting in trouble?


I don't like the video


Losing $80,000 and then losing another $2,000 to end up with only $3,000.


Yamada! Pass! I shouted, and Yamada passed the ball to me.


I've sprained my back.


You're mistaken! This isn't an umbrella...


Can we stop talking about it already? An hour has passed.


What is the relationship between noodles and your good looks? Are you always called out loudly, or do you have a pre-meeting with the staff?


Yes, there hasn't been any movement from this statue yet.


Wow, he's so cool!


When playing Tetris, an unfamiliar shape suddenly dropped down.


Why are there women in men-only cars and no one is saying anything about it?!


Gary and Akira got divorced.


Get everything packed up right before leaving.


Sorry, I misunderstood and cut the watermelon. Tanaka came back.


From experience, it seems like randomness in jokes is more likely to get starred than trying too hard to be funny.

Question: What advice can I get to earn stars?


I took out your number one weakness.


Wow, I've lost weight - Hokuto Akihime.


Ghost in the Shell: The New Wave is surpassed in box office revenue by Demon Slayer: Mugen Train.

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


Captain Kuhio.


There are only two hundred and forty million flowers in the world.

Question: What's the title of the song that I think won't sell well?


Yeah, I got it, Tony.


The answer is: The worksheet was off.


Hey old man, do you want to go to the police or get your arm broken? Choose your favorite.


Even though he says 'My name is not Towashi, it's Takeru,' he realizes his own name is Bob and starts laughing, said Michael.


Did you eat the mushrooms over there?


I went all the way to Tanaka, didn't I? This isn't just Tanaka, is it?


Mario! Look out behind you!

Question: Please make Mario anxious.


Are you asking me to deliver the lines?


Save this. It's the sliding door fee.


Monday to Friday


I've already told you that even if you bring your friends, you won't be able to beat me.


A place where you can reply and also save.


I want to produce an idol unit and I also want to create her.

Question: - He's a very demanding person, with 1000 requests.


The ideal Watsons staff member.


I was punched by Masashi.


The minister realized that not only his wig was stolen.


Don't have any friends.

Question: Why are you being so silly?


Alright, let's eat.

Question: What should I do if I accidentally dropped my friend's lunch on the floor?


Two days in a row...


It doesn't seem to be Kuririn.

Question: Is it really Krillin?


Unfortunately, it's the same for me.

Question: I just lost my memory, can you tell me what I was doing?


Stay calm, Earthling.


I want to publish 'Three Puppies' but do you think we can make it happen? I heard they succeeded with pigs, so wouldn't you be excited too?


Oh no, I almost stepped on the crab.


'The rabbit smell is off the charts. I take a bath once a month, you know!'


The Last Supper.


Too much detergent has been added.


Health educator for men.

Question: I don't like this school. Please respond only in kanji.


We have already acquired 51% of the shares in your company, right?

Question: The probability of you being able to join our company is 1 in 8192. Do you have any questions at the end?


The experiment was a failure even if not explicitly stated.


It's not about money, it's about the customers.

Question: Please say something like 'It's curry, not karē.'


Lost it in the ocean but it's not good to pollute the sea so I'm bringing it back.


The budget for road maintenance has been used up, but there is still surplus in the budget for road construction.


Hey, you really need to shape up! You're driving me crazy!


My senior is the boss of this area, you know?

Question: I'm not proud of it.


The last player on our team was also sent off, but the opposing players were all unable to stand up anymore.


Doesn't seem very polished, does it?

Question: In a leap year, one word.


I had no idea this was going to be shipped out yet...


The appetizer will make the side dish for us.


Generate power yourself or use external power?

Question: Please tell me the decisive difference between people who have a girlfriend and those who don't.


Sei suppose to check the employees' clothes, not supposed to make them check their own clothes right? Really?


I guess I woke up to the reality of Dreamland... huh.


Michael, you blow, don't suck!


Trump's room.


We did it.


What the heck is this? Tell me about it!


My feet smell.

Question: What are the characteristics of people who don't want to ride in the passenger seat for two?


Goku destroys the moon.


I took off!


The only way to fly is with medicine.

Question: What would happen if airplanes disappeared from the world?


Can you smell that big booger?


Renaissance


Can this be washed?


If you go from good morning to good afternoon, then you're living life.


You'll never sprout, no matter how long it takes!


As soon as I arrived, the opposition started yelling.


To lure in the classicists with a trap.


Better than a human man.


Received a photo from the abandoned cat from yesterday.


When I went home, I found out my new mother was younger than me.


The regulations are bothering me.

Question: Please tell me the reason why you can't sleep.


Pick one, either you talk or you shave.


Today we're going to have a fish party after catching lots of fish!


Got called back by mom to have dinner halfway through an online game.


Made-up story.

Question: Can you please explain the folktale of 'Jorōgumo' in great detail?


The game isn't over yet...

Question: If you give up, the game is over, so please respond to that.


Foreign brands choose Chinese models.


Sitting idle on an iPhone Piùs


He said he could handle another round!


Mixing gunpowder and matchsticks.

Question: Don't try this at home, it's dangerous.


I found pants that were crispy from being forgotten in the dryer behind the dance floor.


Mrs. Emerald's tea time.


Hardship is bearable, just hug it out.


Got dumped by my VR girlfriend.


I got an order for omurice, but I was out of frozen chicken rice and ketchup, so I fried up some eggs and some sea urchin that was sitting outside and served it instead.


What should I do, my arm is too short.


Just now, I accidentally elbow-poked the dog while buttering my bread.


The media is pretending to be a victim and getting angry.

Question: Meetings about shooting crimes.


I get into this mode when I'm told It's not what you wanted!


I can't figure out the formula that goes from 0 to 15, then to 30, and finally to 40.

Question: 2% of tennis referees have concerns.


Sunny Land was great.


The way of asking for help on a deserted island is unique.


The bread I was just eating suddenly disappeared.


"I'm the egg you saved yesterday."


Spring comes.


There are about 100 people behind the camera.


It's such an important thing that I'm only going to say it seven times.

Question: Please make it feel like a hassle to multiply by seven.


My sister has turned into a lazy slacker and I'm unsure of where to dump her.


Is it July 7th or December?


That bastard... drew graffiti while I was sleeping.


Look! It's floating!


Did you think it was an animation?


Your eraser has fallen four times; isn't that too much?


They're still young and don't know the true power of the vacuum cleaner.


Guys, listen up!


Why is my picture on the altar at the funeral? Hey, are you listening? Or can't you see me?


Alright, I'll meet you at my place when I get back. And bring your frisbee.


At night, the humidifier at Tanaka's house looks slightly scary.


Kiyomi Satou says, 'Pochi, it's time for dinner!'


The grandson thoroughly searches for his grandfather's pension, who is bedridden, from the underside of his hands, arms, and knees.


On days when Donbei eats, set the timer to 5 minutes.

Question: I don't like this Ultraman.


As the saying goes, defense is the best offense.


Girl Spider.


Each of the three counties thinks their county is not the most prosperous.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Kanto.


Okay, don't push it, definitely don't push it, don't push it, definitely don't push it, don't push it, definitely don't push it.

Question: Please repeat it and make me sad.


Most earphone tangles can be easily undone, but if they can't, it's a level of problem-solving.

Question: People who always have earphones with them tend to do common things.


Uninvited.

Question: I don't like adult stuff.


Whoa! Take it easy, okay?


Hey, you said turn there earlier, remember?

Question: If Ayako Imoto were a driving instructor at a driving school, what might happen?


Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy new commercial.


You're Nepalese too, huh?

Question: And some Ifdo person is surprised about something. What are they surprised about?


Hey! Your mom's super clingy!

Question: I'm being complimented, but the compliments aren't making me happy at all.


Sorry, please go ahead. Oh, sorry, please go ahead.


The couple


The father appeared but was ignored.


Oh no... Astroboy is standing in the hallway again today...


Yes, my candy fell.


Your turn is next week!


Let's go somewhere! Andeleman!


Say sorry out loud...


Lighting a fire during the last month!


Hey, it's me! Can someone lend me some change?


Pain is pain, it's bread you can eat!


How could it be! Are all the middle-aged women at the supermarket so strong?!


仮ライダー的英文翻译可以是 Temporary Rider。

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


I got it.

Question: After watching a horror movie with her, please make the first word I say be 'disgusting.'


I will not give up Jerusalem!


When I miss my shot, that's when the trash talk starts.


This is before processing.


Half an hour after my colleague finished telling a joke.


The wife, affair partner, lover, and illegitimate child were together.


An angry old man left the venue making mischief by himself. Something seems to be happening.


Free time.

Question: What can I dip in tempura without getting in trouble?


No, it's not running.


Recovering from burnout with boring jokes, the people.

Question: Please say it in iambic pentameter.


I see.

Question: Add two more letters to Doraemon's tools and they become useless (and ugly to look at).


From my transformation suit, a note popped out that said 'To you. I'll be going back home.' I'm not in the mood to fight.


I am indeed that Hikakin.


The nurse said they don't need that much for the urine test.


Okay, even though I don't get it.


Bend with love.

Question: Don't add such features to straws!


May I not return to a hunched back again.


I tried to play rock-paper-scissors, but it doesn't look like a piko-piko hammer at all.


The shooting of the motorcade.

Question: What was the result of your thorough examination?


The asparagus that was abandoned in the jungle grew strong and sturdy.


While Xuanzhen wasn't paying attention, he suddenly molted.


Ultraman's first day on the deserted island, "I caught such a big fish!"


Hayashi Eiji is how old?

Question: The reason why桃太郎lost was that the demons were too strong and the island of the demons was too far away.


I'm excited about the night ride!


Thank you for all your hard work so far.


Attracted to the shrine.


Um, I found this book under your bed that looks like it could be a substitute for a stone, big brother.


I suddenly don't want to play Tetris anymore.


Hey, so about Laura...


You're only this strong (extend right paw), but I have this much strength (extend left paw).


After being taken hostage by their mother, Dad and Mom were really obedient.


Sorry, I can't assist with that.

Question: What's the buzzword of the year?


Everyone, we have Iberico pork in stock!


Today's three-minute cooking was pork cutlet.

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


Chewing gum, looking in the mirror, and playing with the ends of my hair.

Question: This convenience store employee seems laid back! What was the employee like?


The car key, which was being played with by rotating it around my fingers, fell into the drain.


Robotics expert


You know what? Just buy store-bought peanut butter, you'll fail the graduation inspection again if you run out of time.


That's totoro stuff...


The fallen weirdo still eats well. That's self-sufficiency!


It's a beautiful day and we're welcoming the Star People.


Suzuka got soaked!


Are you being silly in private? ❤


Why do I always want to sneeze when I yawn?


Lost and Found in the store.

Question: I don't want this to come back around at sushi train.


The baton is too long.


I don't remember the face but I can't recall the name.

Question: I've been thinking lately that I'm getting older and older.


My mom always acts like this as soon as she hears I have the flu.


Oh, it looks like Catherine...


Straightforward Masahiro Matsukawa

Question: Add two more letters to Doraemon's tools and they become useless (and ugly to look at).


Everyone's exam season!


Excuse me, I'm smoking.

Question: Huh, I'm using it, but if I think about it carefully, it becomes What the heck am I doing? in American slang.


Fleming's left-hand rule is awkward.


Ever since you said you could see a star shining beside the Big Dipper, you've been buying me everything and I can't stop laughing.


Come back to reality.

Question: Don't do it while eating poop.


Politics will change.

Question: Changing your heart will change your actions, changing your actions will change your habits, changing your habits will change your personality, and changing your personality will change your being.


Apricots bring disaster.

Question: Try adding the character 'tree' to titles or quotes for an interesting twist.


Bandar Dekken can shoot arrows wherever he wants!

Question: If the One Piece characters were to participate in a dart trip, what would happen?


I realized I left my wife at the rest stop two hours ago.


Choco ball is caramel.

Question: Oil King, or something like that.


Layered clothing.

Question: Don't do things while wearing a spacesuit.


Hmm...


The outtakes roll during the end credits.

Question: I absolutely do not want to watch any horror movies.


Um, me? I haven't studied at all.


Dad said not to come to his workplace, right?


When looking at the savings amount.

Question: Gosh, I can't resist it!


The director said there will be a lot of sex scenes in this drama.


The enemy is already gone.

Question: What is common when Atsuko Honda transforms into a Precure?


At the center of Green Mountain Studio, drinking water from the pond.

Question: I only have SASUKE.


That iron tub is really heavy, right?


We both suck at cross counters.


I tweeted I went to the bathhouse! and the next day it was trending on Twitter.


What's up, Grandpa?

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


I need to pee just as the crown is about to be won.


Uh, the goal is over there?


What? The snack is chiffon, right!


Let's go to the bathroom!


Energetic tooth decay bacteria


Was hand delivery okay for you?

Question: Jiayu Shibasaki is starting a real estate company.


Um, wife?


I didn't have the money to establish an identity, so I entrusted everything to this woman and before I knew it, a car race had started.


Seeing such a warm scene, Uncle Wang next door couldn't help but step out of the curtain to send his blessing.


It's Dora.

Question: What words Coca-Cola never says!


No matter how many times I see it, the stars remain at 0 - First Generation Champ in the Tournament.


Wife's family home.


Be careful to avoid being caught in different ways.

Question: Be mindful when raising kappa.


It's for sale.

Question: Make me think it's not free with just 7 words.


Trying not to laugh while reading a novel during class


"Someone on the plane said, 'Statue of Liberty is still the most beautiful.'"


Springtime with blooming cherry blossoms.


Ugly comes from ordinary.

Question: A person who knows some irrelevant etymology wins.


Gandhi is getting set.

Question: It's not something to laugh about, but I would like to see the scene once.


It's from the customers over there.


Draw the colorful future of Jimmy over and over again without getting bored.

Question: Please change the you in the lyrics to Jimi.


Dad took the wrong cleaver and went to duel with the demon.


Don't block my camera all the time!


Typically, if you listen to their troubles, they'll give you an item.


Still, American pizza is huge, isn't it?


Dr. Takaue and my friend.

Question: Oil King, or something like that.


Why is February 29th the only one that gets special treatment? Make my birthday every four years instead! That way, I'd age at a slower pace... ♪

Question: In a leap year, one word.


The table is gone.


The child in the back seat keeps kicking the seat.


In order to do it, you have to wait until mid-game.


It's so cute that everyone can't resist.

Question: The烦恼 of a guy who gets 730 proposals a year.


Blue Steel Virus survived the battle against the disinfectant spray.

Question: What's left after 99.9% of the bacteria are killed?


The taxi didn't stop even though I waved that hard.


Barack Obama, let's go sit in that one.


When UNICEF came, my son's acting was amazing!


George W. Bush


An old man camouflaged with apples is sneaking in behind the oak tree.


A player who had been hanging from the ceiling since last season fell down.


To be honest, I'm not being called.

Question: At some point, everyone in the office has experienced something类似的意思


The latest virtual running machine is amazing...


Where did you catch your cold?


Arrived at school and realized I forgot my textbooks.


After the male owner threw a pot of flowers over, the female owner picked me up.


I found an incredibly sexy painting in the courtyard.


Suddenly I feel like playing hockey.


I thought you were going to bow, so good job with the button.


Airbag deployed!


No one at home, had to go pick up the express package by myself.


Waiting for a manga call in the studio.


Jannen's Countdown at the End of the Year

Question: The program name catches fire due to the fall of Johnny & Associates' founder, Hideki Yokoyama.


What the hell is my sunglasses?


The Unwashable Heart


Oh, that thing is so small but has amazing storage capacity.

Question: Please make a comment with SDGIS attached to it, as if you had a hat on your head.


Helping欺负的しげる, I said, 'Thank you for helping me. The beautiful owner of the day spa will give you a tour.'

Question: In the old tale, please have Masaharu Matsuzaki make an appearance and give it a strange feel.


I saw this money first.


After watching a horror movie, going from the living room to the bathroom.


Find someone who can move his heart.


Do you have all the volumes of Kochi Kame?


Attainable!


Packing anpan into boxes for a part-time job.


I really like you! Don't run away from me!


Stunning film production.

Question: Please give me a sense of regret using a four-character idiom.


The more paint chips, the more colors you can make.


Coach, why do you always make me do breaststroke?


The cat next door is meowing.


Start over after you catch the fish!


I want personalized lessons.


In his heart, there's affection and longing.


How nice - being human is great!


I can't handle being assigned the topic.

Question: The big politician resigned, but why such a surprise?


Are you in a hurry? Give me a ride.


Acting like Kabuki's smoke bombs and failing miserably, amateur.


Don't you dare run away?


Are you the next challenge?


What the heck is a kabao?


Receiving a text message from a girl I like for the first time.


Maybe we should give the glasses back to them, they've been looking for them for half a day.


Put all the points in strength and can't complete the beginner village missions.


Halley's Comet one-liner


I thought it was standard language, but it turned out to be a dialect.

Question: The shocking fact I found out later.


All my jokes are being made fun of by YouTubers.

Question: Something sad happened because of my stupid mistake.


I bet I was a horse in my past life.


Could you help us out? We have uniforms, bats, gloves, and clippers ready, but we're short on members!


The scale of explosions in movies and dramas is enormous.

Question: Sorry, I can't assist with that.


I tried exchanging it by attaching the suspicious patch.


I had the coach let my kid play in the game to make up for missed payments.


Just give it all to me.

Question: A person of bad credit cannot obtain a cell phone contract.


Finally, I got to sleep.


Putin's Pooh.


Unexpectedly won the championship in the javelin throw competition next door.


Got into trouble.

Question: What is a guy like you who knows so much about Sailor Moon?


If you even move, my head's gonna... 'BANG'.


Princess Candy

Question: Those cute kids have such sparkly but pitiful names.


I'd like to hear your excuse for treating me like a mop


Earphones.


I have no recollection of raising such a son.

Question: Doraemon got 100 on a test and Mom's reaction.


You will die within 200 years.

Question: Please experience the feeling of hopelessness.


A deliveryman from Yamato Transport is rumored to have had an affair with a married woman at the delivery address (aheimo).


After visiting a spiritual spot, I feel kind of heavy.


Captain Right Wing.

Question: The title of a soccer manga that seems like it will be cut short soon.


That's Yamato the black cat who delivers things quickly.


I said I would resign, but I didn't say I would resign.

Question: Speak from the heart and be upfront.


They say that the game of tying a rope around the beam and passing it through your neck is popular there. Why don't Dad try it?


To go with a smile.

Question: McDonald's shock new menu.


Awesome!


An incredibly difficult dungeon with a healing spring inside.


This person is like garbage.


When getting on the bus, I saw a child inside.


Gave up on becoming a hero without a license rider.


The hot spring god who stirs the bath gently to lower the temperature a bit when it gets too hot in the open-air hot spring.


Caramels.


Sand sculpture wall.


Monkey-puzzle tree.

Question: The team name seems really weak.


Three darts had already been thrown out, not daring to look at the gruesome sight of the doctor being shot.


Oh no! The hero has been defeated!


Deliver it to me alive, down my throat.


This was piano tile(s).

Question: Playing the piano when you're lonely can happen.


I saved money by putting on my own phone case.


After doing what I had to do, on the tenth day of October.

Question: Children can do it.


While getting my clothes after taking a shower, I walked across the living room.


Draenei caught some fish~ ~ oh-oh ~ catch ~ ~ and sing ~ ~.


The roof is low.


She was naked.

Question: I came to karaoke and the staff is looking at me weirdly. Why is that?


Just keep trying! Keep on going!

Question: What's the title of the song that I think won't sell well?


Pushing the enemy's crystal and the school turns off the lights and disconnects the internet


When you accidentally type the wrong number on your iPhone's calculator, you can delete one character by sliding the number part to the right.

Question: Please teach me something gentle and kind.


Give me back 100 yen ❤.


Do you think this level can defeat me?


Grandma and Grandpa are passed out.


Excuse me, Mr. Tanaka and Mr. Yoshida said they want to stop at the next rest area.


I can't do Titanic alone.