Project World

Question: Please transform the name of your smartphone alarm or game into something sad and see how it looks.


Spat phlegm out of the window onto the car door.


Exhausted at the entrance.

Question: Drunkard's behavior, or Hangover stories.


Get off my back! Hurry up and pass me by!


The timing was good, but you were a little too intense, young man.


I bought glasses that let my clothes show through at the stand.


The headphones were not removed when sleeping.


Eating and playing with Superballs at the same time.

Question: I don't like these gummies!


Don't forget that I'm powered by atomic energy.


Turn your head this way, Puffy... twitching.


This isn't within the scope of self-service, right?


This is my sister's, and this is my dad's!


Someone left a comment with 'sano'.

Question: How wonderful it would have been if it was just a dream.


The champion of the World Latecomer Competition has not yet appeared.


I wish I had won without practicing.


Jimmy becomes scattered stones, worn down to cobblestones, for the ages of eight thousand and ten thousand.

Question: Please change the you in the lyrics to Jimi.


Switch when we get to the next pole, okay?


Um, the mandarins aren't ripe yet?


Can you hide the ring from me, Magneto?


Why did I bid 3,000 yen for just one of them?


collided with the chest of the secretary of Hogwarts.


A needle-sharp pencil eraser.


At work, I'm me. At home, I'm still me.


Talking bad about the boss while he's behind you


I want to drift too!


Give me the lady!

Question: Words you might use five times in your life.


The only nose in the world.

Question: Let's transform that famous tune into a confusing tune by misspelling the title.


What's his trouble? Being targeted everywhere.


Kiss.

Question: Don't do it while eating poop.


Come on! Yeah! Hit the ball!


Eagle-san, you're so cool!


I broke my hand.


I'll hurt you, but I won't hurt you the way I want to, just the way you want me to.

Question: Try adding 7 letters to the title (in alphabetical order) and see if it's interesting.


Sister, our compatibility was spot on according to the AI diagnosis. Just meet and see for yourself. You'll be 40 next year.


A quick way to stay alert without drinking coffee.


The employees at the Oreo factory demonstrated the process of spreading cream on-site.


Sempai is angry, his chest puffs up and turns red in alarm. Maybe it's better to run away...


Wait, I'll go first.


Arrested! The arsonist is bound to come back to the scene!


Will this fit with this thickness?


I can get her without me, you know.


Somehow, this monk is in a tough spot.


Oh, come on. You're not pulling that thread as hard as this...


We need to explain to parents across the country the necessity of adding consumption tax to otoshidama.


I think I know where my phone is now.


Keep your hands out to the side ~♪ Oh no, be careful ~♪ If you lower your head, you won't bump into anything ~.


The weight comes down heavily on my lower back.


I'm dating someone.


Guess what, I can't even reach the stars, so why bother trying? But I just can't help submitting.

Question: Blonde moment, seven wonders.


In fact, I'm working hard for the people.

Question: Four percent of members of Congress are hiding something.


I want to have three stars even if the message is not polite!

Question: - He's a very demanding person, with 1000 requests.


Open with an open hand.


Still, I expected it to be white.


I woke up and found that IKEA was already closed.


To run for the presidency in the US.

Question: The big politician resigned, but why such a surprise?


Xiao Hua just submitted her resignation letter.


The alarm clock is cute.


Guest, wait, do you have unpaid items with you?


This gym prohibits the above behavior.


Hmm? Is it 5 o'clock? I think I'll sleep for another two centuries...


I've loved you for 10,000 and 2,000 years is what I said, but in response, they told me If we hadn't met, I could have stayed an angel.

Question: Why do I think this proposal will probably fail?


The zoo prohibits feeding animals, and the keepers also abide by the rule.


Decode or Unblur

Question: If there were a feature on Ytube, it would be convenient.


I was doing body combat and my hands got tangled up.


This week's George the Ape episode... Oh my, George, what are you doing in such a place?


Hey, would you like to sleep with me?


Party!


I thought I was being called to do cricket commentary.


Thank you for saving me from the flour bag.


Do you exist?

Question: In a leap year, one word.


In the daytime, you can still see stars.

Question: The unexpected benefits of doing things by being foolish.


Yui pointed and said, 'Do the same hairstyle as this one,' and it was Osao Otani.


My roommate said he likes having his head down so that he can't see his own feet. Is it me?


Mom will take care of the roach extermination.


She called me 'mommy.'


And I was surrounded.


Stop. The opponent is a courier. At least turn them into a kangaroo.


I want a beige car.


Hahaha! That's fun! What's your name, old man? Heeeello Mr. Honda.


A spider is building a nest in the strings and I can't play.


In front of Y吉田, there is an idea.

Question: Say something like 'three years in the land of stone.'


What's the name of this song?

Question: What problem did I involuntarily look at twice during the test?


There doesn't seem to be any content.

Question: Let's go see the red leaves, but let's not go see stomach ulcers.


I'm sorry, I've been cheating.


School starts tomorrow!


My foot was numb, so I walked slowly and got stepped on.


Y: Of course P: The gift is G: Gas stove.


Wow! Why am I moving forward even though I'm stepping on the brake!


The #1 Cat Cafe in Kyoto.


Exiting the supermarket, I found my car stolen.


This is a part-time job as a waterproof testing monitor for GUNZE.

Question: Please teach me an excuse to use when I mess up.


She waited for him for four days and nights.


Only 8 hours, 7 hours and 59 minutes and 59 seconds left until work ends.


You think it's watermelon, don't you? Actually, it's the head of tako (octopus) marinated in vinegar.


Don't aim here, point it over there.


Sorry, what does 'Reiwa' mean?


In the end, it's just sitting behind the dresser, ya know?


That can't be true - NO WAY!


I always say drone when I come back home.

Question: My family might be ninja too, why do I think so?


The store owner also works part-time.

Question: I hate this boss from my part-time job.


Delivery to you from PIZZA-LA.


On his way to town to sell his cow, Jack was approached by a man who asked, Would you trade that cow for these beans? These beans will grow into anything you want them to.

Question: Please don't leave the fairy tale unfinished.


Person involved in the matter/person not involved in the matter.

Question: There are two types of people in the world.


When I took a picture of the wall when no one was around, something showed up on it.


My wife let out gas in front of me.


Got a sudden boost by being clueless.

Question: I'm not proud of it.


Well, me... I'm shorter than the other giraffes in here.


The HighAce shakes violently.

Question: When cultural festivals are held for 24 hours, things that are common tend to happen.


I want to be loved and appreciated too.

Question: A word that starts with i and ends with i.


Ghosts appear at regular intervals.

Question: What's the new gimmick on the soccer field?


A stranger woman comes to tend the flowers.


And now, the acorn I took tonight by fighting over it.


The leader of the Tatsuyaki Eating Team, the asker, has the ambition to make and eat fried chicken tori-iwa!


Come on, I know the answer, but don't act like you're better than me and only listen halfway!

Question: How was your weekend?


The game is on with construction triangle cones!


After seeing the new female team member, he kicked his partner aside with one foot.


Pineapple express!


Garlic cabbage, please!

Question: Harry Potter came to Japan and learned his first spell there.


This killer's heart is not cold.


Handle used tissues with care.


Let's become a part of the TT family.

Question: Try adding 7 letters to the title (in alphabetical order) and see if it's interesting.


Crab, how much is it?

Question: Please imagine the person who is currently trending by arranging three words.


Changed the channel and it's still the same commercial.

Question: I got as good a thing as getting a shiny 10 yen coin as change.


I'm starting to get anxious not being asked about my job at all.


Morning duty!

Question: Name of a dish that seems to exist but doesn't.


Jogging by, a quick nap was nice.


Something is chasing me from the past.


Yay! Hooray! Great!

Question: Long ago, in a place far away, there lived an old man, an old woman, and a boy named Bob.


Baib is my grandpa! Yes! He says it was really delicious!


I told you earlier, don't put seeds in the time capsule!


Dumbbell man and sandbag man are absent, so they will be handled by substitutes.


Cute.

Question: He or she must be a smoker.


My son caught fireflies and they scare me.


Can you tell me what my brother Hamtaro was doing between 8 and 9 PM yesterday? He's missing.


Your mission is.

Question: Mix two classic movies together and create chaos.


When you say 'one shot...' in the comments section, it gets chaotic.


I can't stop thinking about why this guy is wearing my glasses and it's making me so mad that I can't get drunk, and I'm also getting annoyed with him posing and striking a pose.


Please accept another gift of a coffin.

Question: I don't want the service at an unpleasant funeral home.


Oh, I didn't open the lid.


What's up? I'm not giving you any milk to drink.


When I was in middle school, the distance contest with my dad.

Question: What was the naughtiest experience of your life?


Is the master's motivation switch on over here? I want a chew toy too, so he needs to get motivated...


Here, the fish soup is abundant.


I really enjoy the early childhood education industry, and I am fully prepared with patience and psychological readiness to deal with various unexpected situations on my first day of work.


Is the person being observed aware that they are being watched?

Question: What is the detective using a balloon for surveillance?


Dad with red and green beard is racing cars.

Question: Can you explain that game in haiku?


I thought it was gas, but it turned out to be fuel.

Question: I thought it was just a dream, but it turned out to be real - in a sort of otaku-ish way.


Come on, you're in a hurry, right? Get on.


NHK, right? I'm looking at you from the mail slot. Are you there?


Finally caught that mosquito!


Both boys and girls are forced to buy katanas on the school trip.

Question: I don't like this school.


What's the gift? Can't you say thank you?


Finally, lunchtime.

Question: Finish the soil work.


The airbag deployed suddenly.


I'm assimilating.


Planting fields.

Question: Please consider new sports for the Tokyo Olympics.


Whistling makes my brain grow.


Yagyo, every once in a while come back home and show us your healthy face.


My favorite person.

Question: Please change the name of the Japanese dish and try it first.


Okay? Look closely, now. A cobra twist is first where...


I started considering whether or not to review.

Question: What was the result of your thorough examination?


Rickey's Bath Time!


I'm taking a bath! Get out!


"The lecture on how to turn on a computer is over. Does anyone have any questions?"


I also helped you get elected as class representative.


I made it sound kind of like that by mistake at first.


15 years old.

Question: What age group do people gather at the coming of 20 years old?


Without becoming a member, your wishes may not be 100% fulfilled


Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


Yawned and was mistaken for the only one who raised their hand to answer.


Home security guard.

Question: Someone is better off paying taxes.


I've never heard such a beautiful sound from a saxophone.

Question: She just let out a fart and is now embarrassedly quiet. Can you say something clever to her?


The lingering embers of the night were seen by a man.

Question: The person who said 'used tissue' in the most otaku-like way wins.


What a voice actor!


Jam Uncle always has a bottle of whiskey in his right hand.

Question: Typical things in serial broadcasts.


Thanks so much, Kuui Fruits! It's me, the one you helped yesterday!


Big eater.

Question: What is an impossible Olympic sport?


Do you want a younger brother? Then come play outside!


I was feeling down because my bento only had white rice, but then someone gave me a strawberry-scented eraser and said, 'Here you go.'


Before/After marriage.


The pride of the Hippopotamus tribe.


Today's last class will have important points highlighted by the teacher.


A big eater girl who only comes to wedding ceremonies to eat the wedding cake.


College students tried on older makeup and ended up looking like their mothers.


Thought it was gas, but turns out it was real.


USB plugged in on the first try.

Question: I got as good a thing as getting a shiny 10 yen coin as change.


My nickname in elementary school was Tate-Fuki Hunter.

Question: Now that I can say it.


It's getting dark at night.

Question: When I drank 5,300 bowls of miso soup from morning to night, something common happened.


Loads of unknown K-pop groups are emerging.

Question: I don't like this Kōhaku Uta Gassen.


My hands are frozen.


Insurance salesman.


Could you wake me up next time before painting the football field?


I'm hooked on sleep deprivation.

Question: Can you tell me some random funny things?


Show me the big tiger behind the screen, you know what I mean.


Who the hell is Mike Wazowski?


We have regressed to this point due to a lack of consideration.


Hello, this is NHK.

Question: Please give me one call during my daytime break to annoy me.


Wrong number.

Question: Did Koga accidentally hang up the phone?


Hey, Siri!


Elegant waste disposal.


Thai people are nice.

Question: To someone with social anxiety, one word.


Smiling cat face with open mouth and winking eyes.


Pajamas that glow when shocked.


Oh no, I read the same spot twice again.


Viking restaurant.

Question: What's the best place for a thief to go on a date?


Is the door locked?


I don't drive the car myself.

Question: What rich people often do.


Write the main subject in the body of the email.

Question: Moments of共鸣with Mom, makes me feel like a star.


When you reach 10 stars.

Question: I feel a little happy when I'm being silly.


This will be a human model of Ultraman.


The bike repairman said this can check for air leaks.


Eh, Dobby's a bad boy... Eeheehee.


Seasonal closet cleanout chaos.


But the knot won't come undone.


Look at that kid! She's wearing the wrong clothes, confusing Tanpenn with Jägermeister.


Decline in relative viewership due to depopulation.

Question: Please tell me Mr. Jam's烦恼.


After being hit on the head by Mr. Shibuya.


My phone dropped.


I've decided on the photos for my dating app profile.


The person inside the toilet was whistling while queuing for the restroom.


He's trying to cover up the fact that he's definitely cheating.


Hey everyone, it's me has now infiltrated the medical field.


I'm starting to feel like it's time for bed.

Question: Common things in the morning.


Catch up with the car in front of you.


Don't move point P.

Question: A word about math.


SALE70% OFF (original price)


Get rid of the roaches quickly!


Grilled Tofu Steak.

Question: In Nagoya, it is common to eat breakfast every morning.


The person is bleeding heavily.


101st Proposal

Question: Please don't ruin it by adding one word.


It's not vagina, it's vagina.

Question: Please say something like 'It's curry, not karē.'


The nail tips I bought online turned out to be different from what I expected.


I need to study really hard for the test tomorrow, it's going to be tough in the middle.

Question: Come on, it's already late!


The moment of escape was discovered by the guard.


I want to see it rotated.


From the bag, animal sounds can be heard...


Can you please tell me who did it and didn't get angry? I found graffiti on the wall while I was sleeping.


Phew.


I will take responsibility and do my job well.

Question: Seeing the outfit I tried on after being recommended by the store clerk at the clothing store, the clerk said something I never expected.


All Masao did was draw me.


Sexy, right?


Have you seen my cane?


Really?


The face of someone forcing themselves to do something.


Today, Marvel is studying on its own!


Alon Alpha won't come off.


Minnie ran away with all the gold.


They all think that the other person is looking for something.


Good dog! Give me your paw! Sit! Go buy groceries!


Inserted 20 coins into the rocking horse ride machine.


That's not Takashi's voice, huh? Maybe it's the son of that person from 30 years ago, Genjirou.


The Prime Minister of Australia is coming on vacation.


That barber shop...they did it just like I asked.


I can't have 100,000 friends.

Question: Please multiply by 1000 and let it end.


The tracker was discovered disguised as a stone lion at the gate.


I am Akira Ishikawa, the leader of the Shonan Gang! Wait up! Hell's Brigade!


Can you turn off the air conditioning?


However, I'm in a bind!


Hey, this isn't the Carbamide I asked for.


There's no catch.


I can't help tapping someone with a shaved head.


Pull through for me, leave me behind.


Double Knight Flying Kick! "Ah... wait... I just received a text message."


That's it.

Question: Please say something like It's the 334th consecutive time out of 9,800 total, it feels like the end.


Wait, I forgot to mention something


If it was burnt cocoa cigarette, I thought.

Question: He or she must be a smoker.


Leaving nothing behind for old age.

Question: If you have no future dreams, set today's goal.


Great news, Doraemon! The hallway air conditioner will be open from next month on.


Wait before crossing the pedestrian crosswalk.


Received an email titled "Choice" from the girl you were planning to meet in person.


Grandpa, did you come again to deliver lost items? I say it every time, but those are the dog's lost items, so we don't have to pick them up, right?


Behind every mop, there's a dog's life.


I want to see your dresser drawers every day.

Question: Make an extremely cheesy proposal.


Reindeer Games Santa Claus! Stolen Before Christmas.

Question: Change the lyrics of a Christmas song to make it sad.


A new Super Sentai is up against some Shocker.


She has been simmering her delicious dish for over 10 years without the company of a proud cook.

Question: Please create an article that includes the names of musical instruments and make me feel slightly sad.


I'm definitely going to get my hands on that thing.


The only thing scarier than the guillotine is the size of that hole.


Thank you for lending me.


Alright, let's get started! The Malfoy Championship tournament. Of the 16 players who advanced through the qualifying round, 8 can move their pieces to the next stage.


I asked for a spiky haircut but, as expected, it didn't come out right.


So instead of cookies, gather money!


What? Get dressed and leave as soon as you're done.


Finally, Abe is challenging karaoke with his hands.


Katsuo, his girlfriend, and I are having our first katsuo (bonito) meal. We're also eating masu salmon and wakame seaweed, and drinking sake together.

Question: I don't like this crabby Ayako.


At the club, I approached a girl and asked for her ZIP code.

Question: Tell me the edge of what's acceptable for an attractive person.


I only have 135 ml of beer in my can.

Question: What's the reason for not getting excited about cold beer?


Huh? Driver's license?


On closer inspection, it's the dragon!


Upstairs people, be careful and don't make loud thumping noises on the floor.


I have a sweet tooth.

Question: Tabaco and Tabasco have something in common.


The grass is green in the yard and soccer lovers are soccer fans.

Question: What's a good question to determine if someone is a recent soccer fan?


I'll say it five times, this is a big deal.

Question: Words you might use five times in your life.


My psyche hurts.


When someone came in while picking my nose, I quickly straightened up.


I'm here to check for indigestion. Does it really have to start with a breast exam?


Wow, they take so much in taxes...


Space Station

Question: Gigio San doesn't sing those kind of songs, we're going to do it ourselves.


What was Utako all about when she欺骗 the people?

Question: What kind of documentary title would be likely to appear on a persistent documentary program from now on?


I've told you how many times not to shake your leg when sitting.


Forever not satisfied with the third score.


The first gift was a reindeer and then there was nothing left.

Question: What mischief has Santa Claus, the wild boy, done this time? Nakai is shocked.


Making plans to go play, somehow the HR department appears and forbids taking vacation time.


I came up with a really funny joke today. 'Did you get a lot of stars?' 'First, I wanted to ask you.' 'It was totally unnecessary.'


Wait just two more minutes, okay?


Caught in the sea.


Such a village.

Question: Gigio San doesn't sing those kind of songs, we're going to do it ourselves.


Yes, this is SPA CIVA Shinjuku store. Can I book for 4 people now?


Hello, I'm lost. Could you lend me your phone to make a call?


A battle scene between Pokémon.


In the dresser, an ear; Behind the shoji, Mary.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Mom, could you please buy Dad a chair?


Alright, let's take an X-ray.

Question: And yet, now I'm enjoying this inexplicable chest pain that comes by chance.


You said to serve the dumplings first!


Please be assured, the virus has been removed.


That poison apple won't work, huh?


Likes are not for oneself.

Question: Modernize proverbs.


I said I didn't want Kentucky Fried Chicken, and they took me to Kentucky.

Question: Can you please say something like, 'I wrote down ramen on the memo for the kid, and they came back with a can of mutton'?


When you turn off the faucet at the end of the bathtub, something always appears and disappears.


I saw the same turtle being bullied again and understood the system.


Annoying! Oil is seeping into the garden at home again


The guy who confessed his feelings to the beautiful female manager got rejected.


You know too little!


Jujitsu

Question: A word that starts with i and ends with i.


The hawk masters won't leave the square easily.


Free players unexpectedly got god gears, NPCs were dispatched to fix bugs.


Customers who order large fries.


Did you see it? When we started talking about the movie theater version of Takeshi, he quietly walked away.


I don't have a favorite function.

Question: In the app version (smartphone version), there are points that feel inconvenient compared to the 2C version when I'm being silly.


Sasori will be killed by me!


Indy is good at it.

Question: Sex up the movie title, please.


Yoyoyo, Ultraman! Fighting between aliens isn't a good thing!


The origin of TRF's SAM is because I'm a hypochondriac.

Question: A person who knows some irrelevant etymology wins.


Pikachu and people who don't know it.


Gero Chronicles.

Question: Please change the name of that famous masterpiece into something funny, keeping it to one or two characters.


Yes! And it's an increase of 1%.

Question: Just beat yesterday's self by just 1%.


Ponytail and beads.

Question: What's the title of the song that I think won't sell well?


Gathering place for the elders.

Question: Elegant retirement home.


There are a lot of mosquitoes.


Please select your birth level.


What souvenir from where?

Question: Please make the Miko angry.


There is vomit in the empty vehicle.

Question: Drunkard's behavior, or Hangover stories.


Okay, I'm going to get the jump rope. So don't move from there!


Black holes don't suck either.

Question: The characteristic of Wasabi is spicy in the universe.


Can't you come back soon?


Sorry, I borrowed your umbrella!


People who form rice into balls.


Strive to become the person you like.


Did Sima Yi retreat?


What do you think? I told you this hammer was great, didn't I?


I occasionally write about Hunter Hunter.

Question: What is a guy like you who knows so much about Sailor Moon?


nostalgic


The sink is gurgling.

Question: I don't like this aquarium.


This sentence doesn't have much of a sensational feel.

Question: In a typical episode of Detective Conan where no one dies.


'Attention!' 'Attention!' 'Attention!' 'Attention!' 'Attention!' 'Attention!' 'Attention!'


Hey! Your gun fell!


Building friendships from the ground up.

Question: If the One Piece characters were to participate in a dart trip, what would happen?


Twenty minutes have passed and no incidents have occurred yet.


The entrance to Karin Tower is a little far away.


No need to draw, the eyebrows are already thick enough.


The Importance of Pre-Marital Education.


I won, goodnight and went to sleep.


There are all sorts of things, even among chimpanzees!


The bookworm who was always bullied by you in junior high school suddenly came looking for you today.


I feel like cat cafes have somehow turned into cat pubs...


The cashier when you're entering your password


The traffic light is green, so go. If it's red, don't go.

Question: Please say it in iambic pentameter.


Okay, let's start class directly.


Are you okay? Well then, that was his last words.


Sales tax.

Question: What can I dip in tempura without getting in trouble?


Aggressive driver is being scolded!

Question: Common things that happen during aggressive driving on the Bell 100.


Putin:Have you ever been to Siberia?


A girl is wearing a low-cut T-shirt for class.


Here it is released!


You have a promising hairline for the future. Please consider joining our receding hairline division and say 'I refuse with determination.'


I had so much fun on my school trip to England.


The bus suddenly disappeared.


Being taken away by aliens at an unexpected time.


I just heard the sound of TV from that house over there!


Ugh, that guy has been staring at me in a creepy way ever since a little while ago.


Did you see that just now?


But the gift was securely grabbed and remained unharmed.


The gecko stuck to the frosted glass is unusually sexy.


Make sure to have food prepared.


I kind of resemble Mickey Mouse, don't I?


Light a candle and turn it into a lantern.

Question: What is A thinking about regarding the unexpected usage of leftover Christmas cakes?


Shizuka is never untidy; she takes every bath seriously!


Came back from the bathroom, and this guy multiplied


Stuck between the wall and the desk for 20 years.


I made a mistake with the first block in Tetris.


In winter, I look for slippers when getting up.


Walkers or The Dead


Three Travelers Pavilion is fun.

Question: Whose joke is funnier, the second person's or the one that didn't stretch?


Urine inspection site.


Where are you sending the tamagotchi?


What the hell are you filming?


Chuck holds a tinkle between his fingers.


Pickpocket meets another pickpocket


UNICEF, UNICEF, UNICEF!


Haiji comes over and sits on my lap without hesitation.

Question: Clara stands up and common things happen.


Excuse me, can I please have some space to take a picture?


Eat your food.


I fractured my right wrist.


It was confiscated, so it's in the staff room.

Question: I would hate to go to a place if there was a willpower switch.


Where is the pedestrian? I'm over here! Here! Here! I'm about to run them over!

Question: If Ayako Imoto were a driving instructor at a driving school, what might happen?


Just relax, I'm not wearing anything, but you can't see it.


She must be living in a different universe than me.

Question: Can you tell me some things that happened when I started dating my one-dimensional girlfriend?


No problem!


I fell off the bed! It was just a blanket.


Both opponents have bad expressions.


An unknown woman is walking with an unknown man.


If the allies give up, then let's just bicker and the people will raise their glasses in celebration.

Question: If you give up, the game is over, so please respond to that.


Just wrapped around my waist, so it's completely visible.


Say yes all the time.

Question: Huh? This guy has religious tendencies. That's his characteristic.


Something feels different about the dental check-up.


Oh, I see... Treat that love with care.


Love and courage are all you need for friends.


Which do I choose, getting punched or having my breasts massaged?


The group of brave adventurers arrived in the mountain village and caused quite a commotion as the villagers blocked their path. Just when things were about to escalate, the village elder appeared and said, Oh, give them a chance, young folks.


Do you mean Totoro?


There's no protein that works there, right?


I'm sorry, all Domo-hol-Linku items are sold out for today!


The result of 11 consecutive draws.


Hey, wait a minute! Wait, wait, wait. I have a rock stuck up my butt and you want to take a commemorative photo? Hurry and help me out, please.


Some players always come over and ask which way to kick.


A lot of colors that don't seem to be in safe colored pencils are used.

Question: What was the reason for the problems with the coloring book right after it was released?


This is a dead fish.


Number 9 and three-quarters platform, not number 4!


There's only one of them.

Question: I don't like this aquarium.


Hello, you were speeding!


Today, Ryosaku doesn't seem to be in good spirits.


Sorry, I can't understand what you mean. OFUQLO doesn't seem to be a word in Japanese or any other language I'm familiar with. Could you provide more context or clarify your request?

Question: What do you call the clothes that mom bought?


Hey, baby.


Riri

Question: Please create a new emoji.


I want to eat onigiri badly!


Have you ever been on the Diamond Princess?

Question: Please make the passenger uneasy by your words, you are a taxi driver.


We still don't know the name of the flowers we saw that day.

Question: Please add grass to the title of movies or anime to make it seem less interesting.


Copyright is.

Question: What Mickey is looking for.


I haven't eaten tofu, but I have eaten protein powder. The solid white stuff.


UNICEF used a photo of Maasai tribe costume for Halloween.


Why is the chubby girl in the group somehow the leader type?

Question: Think about what you would look like if you were in school. Pick three things that you would most likely have with you.


Jonah Goldberg


Wait for the next train.

Question: If I miss the last train.


Are you going to test me with aqua regia out of nowhere?


It's my first time building with Lego blocks.


Boo-boo.


No matter how you look at it, you don't seem like a victim.


The true sleeping beauty.


What the hell am I supposed to do, Yamada? We've been in class together for three years but haven't talked to each other. Now I have to pin the blame on the guy sitting next to me.

Question: What should I do if I accidentally dropped my friend's lunch on the floor?


Hagiya Plastic Surgery.

Question: I don't want to remember it, but the jingle is stuck in my head.


We're only five minutes in, but it's already the climax.


Kiki's Delivery Service 20 years ago.


Hey, tell Nobi to bully himself, right?


Do you call me Shiro, but I'm not white? I'm not black either, and that's just annoying.


Do you have chewing gum?


Mom's beef bowl shop, where they marinate the meat in soy sauce.

Question: Let me explain it in Haiku style!


It's said that he just got an "explosion hair" and everyone came over to see his new hairstyle.


Did Santa come?


Don't look at the place where the flowers are piling up!


Boot-filled scream


Finally, the grandchildren of the master returned home in January.


First prize to the kid who put their butt in.


Hurry up and Google it.

Question: Modernize proverbs.


Barbie doll gets tangled up in the mop.


I couldn't hold it in the toilet anymore.


Wearing camouflage in the snow and shooting the wrong person, missing the target.


Ni-ti-ru came in the morning.


Hey, it's time for prayer.


This is not about baseball.

Question: Please teach me the contents of Attack on Titan in a suitable way for the world.


Osprey is the topic, and hers is usually the answer.

Question: Year in Review 2016.


"I told you, I'm allergic to 93-octane gasoline."


Each household will receive two masks from the government.

Question: Say one thing that I can't possibly convince someone from ten years ago to believe.


Just logged in to the game and asked to fill out an anti-addiction agreement.


Takekimo Piano's new commercial.


Put a silver mark in the empty space.


Sell your car to Big Motor!

Question: I heard a sound that I haven't heard in a decade.


Hurry up and change! Mom is coming back soon!


Tension has been building up in this part of East Asia.


Turn right at the intersection I just passed.

Question: Come on, it's already late!


Facial stockings.


I couldn't get the car wash machine.


Juliana Tokyo

Question: When I went on a school trip to Tokyo, please teach me about interesting places to visit.


We are the Running Man team!


When you have to let one out, it's all settled.


Next up is hosikawa on the bass... huh?


I don't have a TV!

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about television.


Watch out, I might drop it, Zousan!


Split it in half and earn 1 point from the school board.

Question: Can you teach me how to cut the speaking time of the principal in half?


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.


The annoying guy getting squashed in Alon Alpha's new commercial is really impressive.


The man and woman of the household are arguing over who will take care of me on weekends, looking at me.


By next spring, it will be gone without a trace.


Let's go to IKKO's family home.

Question: Let's go see the red leaves, but let's not go see stomach ulcers.


My son is swaying his hips close to the girl. He looks like his father...


I'm disappointed by the size of the seedlings.


At this moment, I gave up on my dream of becoming a DJ.


The ball that you helped me with at Koshien yesterday.


Looks emaciated and sad.

Question: I hate this kind of panda bread.


She told her, We have to be careful not to stand out because it's a ninja trip, and ever since then, she's been whispering all the time, even at the place we're staying.


A laid-off uncle in his thirties finally found a job at HELLOKITTY.


What's the price of just one seed, not a whole book?


Now is the time to defeat shyness.

Question: Please come up with a funny pun that sounds strong.


Dance corner.

Question: Can you tell me something with an imposing name?


Jellyfish spotted!


Stay sharp.

Question: The reason why you're being silly.


The park landmark, the attacking old man, came over with a heavy bucket and said, Everyone, give me some money!


I'm always feeling unwell.

Question: I can relate to this, but others probably won't understand.


Made an appearance in a middle school diary.

Question: I wish I could go back to being a middle school student.


You said it was three degrees, didn't you?


Excuse me, can you split the rice for me?


Staying up late, with bloodshot eyes, but I insist on leading the conversation in the group.


Takizawa Hideaki updated his profile picture.

Question: What's wrong with being naked?


I asked you to do sports hunting, didn't I?


Wait, I can feel the presence of a good-looking guy in the direction of 12 o'clock. Income is 500... no, wait, it's 600.


Attention, pay up!


Ryokutei Aisaka has reached the age of majority.


Why do men always get assigned the job of changing light bulbs? (Wringing of hands)


She even became sad realizing that such a bird had a girlfriend.


Parthenon

Question: Looks like Dragon Ball but doesn't have the name.


I got it from the smell.

Question: Please say something cheesy.


Solar eclipse.


Salaryman

Question: What is a guy like you who knows so much about Sailor Moon?


It's a price tag.


Gum and Jello.

Question: Tom and Jerry-like words.


What would you like, beef or chicken?


Are you counting them, there are so many and they are all in order?

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when he summons 2,000 kanbun to his allies in combat?


Hey, quit playing with the stick, will ya?

Question: Chiko-chan in the 2018 version is reprimanding me.


The last person in dodgeball was really tough.


The sofa was so comfortable that I couldn't get up.


What the heck are you putting there?


Cerberus.


It's now! Nitrous oxide boost!


This is the guy who said I have (Wakame's) hairstyle, right? (laughs w)


Have you finished your meal? Would you like some soup?


Part-time traffic guide, a tanker crashed into a wall in the season.


Turns out they were twins after the checkup.


Not as highly evaluated as an amoeba.

Question: The result was hilarious after I tried being silly.


My parents said they were getting a divorce, so I really stepped it up.


I forgot my mask but noticed it, so I tried to play it off.


As soon as it turned noon, I finished my afternoon tea.

Question: A Close Call Mischievous Rogue Anecdotes


Why is the traffic light taking so long?


Mom helps you put on your sweater when you're about to be late for school.


Have you eaten yet?


On the wood, eating an apple.

Question: Character archetypes that use bows and arrows.


Norway.

Question: Adding one letter to a place name or country name boosts it by 3 years and 120 times.


Oh man, I finally got that stuffy nose out after three days!


I went crazy and dove in, but I left my phone in my pocket.


Wall ears and Mary behind the screen.


A chopstick that doesn't pick up rice grains.


One-liner joke, 'MA'!


Leave it in the woods.

Question: What's Takemoto Piano planning to do by collecting so many pianos?


No way, I don't think you're in the mood for that clicking sound!


I said, the angle of shooting is very important.


DNA identification


Halfway anywhere.

Question: Please add one character to Doraemon's道具道具 and ruin it.


Room, shirt, alcohol, tears, men and women.

Question: Please make the song title sound unfortunate when combined.


Hey there! Come on in, come on in! Right now we're running a 50% off friends and family promotion!

Question: What would happen if there was a really posh funeral director?


Last page of the manga cancellation in Jump.


On my 17th wipeout, I finally shone.


Kiss that spot for me, cutie.

Question: Disneyland for adults.


The spinning pen flew onto the head of the instructor across the way.


The unmasked face revealed by taking off the gas mask is a secret.

Question: If we were to create a Dragon Ball character playing card, what might some of the reading cards be?


Okay, roundhouse kick it is.


Saying something mean about the minister and then realizing the chief was right behind me at the time.


Today, I will deliver my snores to you.


This is my hand, not a drumstick.


The reason why the number one game sold this year.


Power went from ∞ to 1,000,000,000,000,000.

Question: What happened to Kayo Shibatani? She seems to have weakened unexpectedly!


I stepped into the glass shoes. Don't give me any crap.


She went from being seriously upset to this face the moment I said, I'll buy you an apology at a sweets buffet. Girls...


Umm, my power isn't working. No problem, just use these glasses and remote right here.


During the performance, I stepped on a shrunken mushroom.


This is the jaw quill!


Can I pay respects at your family's altar?

Question: Please say the creepiest thing during your first pickup line.


Super Power Fight Boy


Chase them and stop them in another taxi.

Question: The typical way to stop a taxi in Japan.


My toothache seems to be coming from the one they didn't extract on the right side


Is that your opinion, your thoughts, your feelings? Yes or no?


What other options didn't you have?


The final image seen by cockroaches.


Heard my name in the girls' conversation.


Drop the gun, or I'll shoot.


Naming caught Pokemon too casually.


The dog of Showa era understood my heart...


I was a private ghost.

Question: The worst fact discovered on the first day of buying my own home.


Watch out because it'll cost money to take the train all the way to Kyoto. If you hitchhike, be careful not to get into a car with dangerous people. Good luck!

Question: Please support me in my goal to attend Kyoto University.


What the hell is this? You think you can hide behind that beard and act like Junichi Okayama?


Regret for continuously posting blurbs all night long.

Question: Something that gets worse in the morning after staying up late at night.


My husband said the food outside was delicious.


Porky's watchdog.


I've been called Tonkai since I was a child.


Eh, no, we just happened to run into each other randomly. Oh my god, Nakajima, don't take a picture!


Excuse me? No, that's incorrect.


The owl was staring at me menacingly.


Who's possessed by a fox in here? (Hint: Hand)


Peanut from the shed.

Question: It's something that seems to exist but doesn't.


Yowza! or Holy moly!


Sorry, I can't assist with that.

Question: Add an alphabet letter to the end of a place or country name and see how it sounds interesting.


After listening to everyone's proposal to change the meeting format, the leader's speaking time was effectively controlled.


How did I extinguish this Olympic torch?


Sweetie, that's amazing!

Question: Can you please give me a brief explanation of your recommended late-night anime in the shortest possible way?


The audience watching magic drives me crazy.


How do you know I'm Batman?


Picking up extremely curled-up fur on the floor of the classroom.

Question: I got as good a thing as getting a shiny 10 yen coin as change.


I remember going to the after-party.


You told me you were a sloth after being together for three years?


Your Bluetooth headphones didn't connect, you're playing it through the speaker.


I received moving-in messages from everyone in my class that made me emotional, but the next day I noticed that all of the handwriting was the same as our teacher's.


Is it okay to consider this as a declaration of war against the Tartars?

Question: Soy sauce or sauce?


Eating fresh vegetables is said to be sweet in Japan.

Question: What's the latest ban in the increasingly strict TV industry?


You're already 50... so just be happy with Shizue and the kids...


Seaweed roll.


Why is the teacher still single?


Fisherman's Alchemy


What's the nose? search.


Wishing you a happy marriage!


Just like Jujube Jujube, it's the type.


When Tokyo is at its worst, it's what's projected.


Damn it! The enemy's upgrade is gravity control.


What's the most recent thing that's been bugging you? Well, maybe just letting me know upfront that this isn't salad?


When an earthquake happens, don't be afraid to hide under the table because it's more scared than you!


Tasty and addicted.


A feature that delays waking you up to be more considerate of your mood.

Question: What new features or functions do you think are unnecessary on an alarm clock?


Uneasy.


The monster flying by hit my house.


I'm spinning around, but pretending to be aware of my surroundings.

Question: Drunkard's behavior, or Hangover stories.


Ha ha! I'm gonna chop off those pesky hairs.

Question: How was your weekend?


While going to do laundry by the river, grandma ran into a dark-skinned person carrying a big peach.

Question: In the old tale, please have Masaharu Matsuzaki make an appearance and give it a strange feel.


Using the money changer, you will not get back exactly 100 yen.

Question: I don't want to go to the arcade again.


The minister's wig came off, so I'm pretending not to know with all my might...


I got married because I passed the bar exam!


During this dry period, please be careful of fires and pray that you don't make mistakes like me.


Kim Jong Un fails at quitting smoking.

Question: I don't want to be the catalyst for another Third World War like this.


Mayonnaise squeezed out to the last drop.


Open the treasure box already!


Both coaches requested slow motion replay for review.


Got caught up in a Gundam hunt.


I'm not safe, so don't push me to do it.


Fungal-y stuff that's all moldy and icky.


Wanted to play King's Game but found everyone was a king.


What do I click on? I'm not sure.

Question: Can you tell me some things that happened when I started dating my one-dimensional girlfriend?


What is this? What pose is this? Explain it to me!


Feeling down about sportsmanship.

Question: Please say something like pie for runners.


There are kind people who can press stars for this joke.

Question: I can't help but think it's funny.


Nerdy or unemployed.

Question: Change the quote into something different.


Hey, there's a towel over here! No kidding, it's a real towel!


The humor of the teacher who just got divorced and gave us a morals lesson won't stop until the fifth period.


Check it out!


You go ahead and stay there, I'll just sleep with the front desk sister tonight.


People often request that I do impressions of Sunshine Ochikaze, who I dislike.


Welcome! You're a man, right? Today, men get a 10% discount!


Street Fighter.

Question: Please take away one game and separate it from the others.


Dad came / Mom came.


Roofer needed! The roof is leaking and water needs to be collected.


Mom:From today on, you'll take a shower by yourself.


The employee who died from overwork and was being cremated was called by his boss to discuss business.


Suddenly realized there were still questions left before the exam ended.


Hey, stop it! You're bothering the people on board.


Pokemon, I don't want them!


What happened? Did you get hit by a bean bomb?


Lie on your stomach.


Be careful when you slide here.


The fate of the earth is at stake in rock-paper-scissors.


Please stop with the face! This is an actress, you know!


Ghostly Jack-o'-Lantern

Question: Change the title of a horror movie slightly to make it cuter.


I wanted to try doing the Benesse logo by myself.


Can't ride a bike? No problem, can use training wheels.

Question: Please add some strange rules to the race.


Work happy hour has been canceled.

Question: The advantages of the state of emergency declaration.


I've been having nightmares ever since I changed my pillow.


I couldn't give up my dream of becoming a musical actress and got married to an apple farmer.


One morning, I got into an argument with the store owner and ran to the sea.


Crockpot Miso Cod with Tendon Noodles

Question: Favorite thing.


I submitted a joke, but it didn't show up on my page.

Question: I need improvement in the area of being less forgetful.


Don't be so careless. You're both being stupid. Don't be careless.


Searching for Contact Lenses as a Family


Can I make it with just my bare hands if the trajectory is like this?


Bacon walking.


Ah, so it's just that you want a Ferrari 458 Italia but also need your license. Come back and start over once you get your license.


Check out your Christmas present.


The delinquent student is pressuring the principal.

Question: Can you teach me how to cut the speaking time of the principal in half?


The firemen passing by in their car were waiting for the rescue call and preparing at the same time.


The male owner threw a flowerpot and the female owner picked me up.


Recently, several men in the area went missing and eventually, the police pinpointed a black workshop.


I found a co-worker slacking off, so I reported them.


Reporter: 'I heard you've been winning every battle in all kinds of sales and discounts, is there any secret to it?'


Colt, the anthropomorphized character.


Sunday 11:59:59 PM

Question: Desperate weekend.


Mom didn't tell me about such a nice lipstick, after all, I'm her own son.


I mistook the determined friend of the bride for the bride at the wedding.


Can you move so I can get on the elevator?


I made it.


Mr. Abe's new mask.

Question: Can't stand seeing that stuff lately.


When you stack all upgrades onto your initial weapon.


No black or white? Oh no, not a cafe au lait without milk.


What part of this is a magic success?!?


Feel free to touch it!


Dookie (俚语)

Question: Don't do it while eating poop.


Playing dirty tricks again.


Set the goal for Masumura Yuki.

Question: Bad level.


Sitting for 5 hours at a time.

Question: What did you do before the marathon?


It's 39.6 degrees right now.

Question: Make me think it's not free with just 7 words.


Smash mosquitoes thoroughly.


Valentine's Day basket case.


The smell is really bothering me.

Question: When you go up to someone else's house, something common happens.


I just bought more than I needed and they gave me extra chopsticks for free.

Question: Please show off your skills, Matchi.


Sorry, I can't assist with that.


It fell down under the sofa.


I'll be back.


Beef with Genovese sauce.


Did you laugh today? You sure did laugh, didn't you? It's execution time.


The wife when she's in a good mood


I licked Mentos and drank soda at the same time!


The second day of my trip to Chengdu.


Kisses are the leaders of the head camp.


Did you celebrate Halloween yesterday?


It turns out the daughter who was lost years ago is Shizuka.


You can't fix it with Freescale!


Just one chance!

Question: The last thing written in the love letter was something unpleasant.


Come on, slowpoke! Squirrel!


The number of members has decreased.

Question: Substitute with sesame seeds.


Meat-eating animal! I'm going to eat you!


Throw it away and say 'It's not rice, except for Montpi!'


Hey, my friends came to pick me up!


Your mom's butt is so fat!... But the mole below your navel is actually kind of sexy.

Question: Can you mock me and say 'Why do you know that?'


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.


Rising upwards.

Question: The funny part is here, where I'm being silly.


Found an allergy relief solution.


This Happy Set has 8 kinds!


The jaguar was released back to its homeland.


Sure enough, Norisuke was probably pretending to work and hanging out in the park.


In the courtyard, there was a pensive look on Matsuzaki's face.

Question: In the old tale, please have Masaharu Matsuzaki make an appearance and give it a strange feel.


somehow managed to get through that...


Thanks to this, all magic has been registered.


After the naughty kid came to your house and played, your model was messed up.


The opponent is getting smaller and smaller.


Looking at each other's noses, comparing the backs of acorns. No big deal, right?

Question: Kanagawa Prefecture, Saitama Prefecture, Chiba Prefecture.


Hooray! It's a wealthy family!


Why can't I run faster than someone who is skipping rope and someone who is doing headstands?


It's been three days and the traffic light hasn't turned green yet.


Owner: Give me a reason not to scold you. Cat: Left vest, right bikini, no more worries about wearing the wrong shoes.


Best friend forever.


Their behavior is strange.


Take salt to see her mother.


Well, It's not like I can say 'Hey, it's me.'


What the hell did you just call my hair style and fillings?


Leaping for joy onto the reverse home run.


Ever since a while ago, I've been praying that the person being endlessly criticized as 'Brain Hat' isn't me.


Excuse me, is it not okay to ride after drinking?


That's such a small cherry tomato.


Approached the school gate without realizing I had my backpack on the wrong way.


I wanted to cook while watching 3-minute cooking, but 'something that was cooked' appeared one minute later.


Start with a solo performance.


Sorry, I get calmed down when I'm soaked in ice.


Wow.

Question: I have my birthday tomorrow, to be exact.


I haven't learned it yet, let's ask her to come over later.


In winter, your classmate suddenly slides their cold hand into your collar.


Spirited Away: The Hair-Raising Hide-and-Seek

Question: Please get carried away with editing the title.


Meet me at the gate after school!


Science lab explosion.

Question: Can you teach me something that doesn't exist but is likely to be found in a middle school?


"Stop, stop, stop, I need to evolve, but I have to go to work!"


Roasting at 42 degrees Celsius, poof!


Mr., is this really going to cure my back pain?


The song I listen to is cool, right?


If only I hadn't had to deliver the UVER...


Refuses vaccination at all costs.


"New arrival, I'll tune up your timer for you."


Is it polite or tasty?

Question: The difference between furlough and school lunch.


The worst class has become a habit.


Cake can be used to help with recovery.

Question: What is A thinking about regarding the unexpected usage of leftover Christmas cakes?


I don't feel good about anything.

Question: What would happen if there were no friction?


Hm, I'm embracing the dark side.


Dumb switch.

Question: Add one letter to one of Doraemon's secret gadgets and make it useless.


The folder named "Men" already exists; do you want to overwrite it?


There is no one to feel superior to.

Question: Please show off your skills, Matchi.


Carlos Ghosn's money is in your hands. Let's ring in the New Year with a Ghoshin!

Question: Think of a program that can get a 550% viewership on New Year's Eve.


Silent mode.

Question: What new features or functions do you think are unnecessary on an alarm clock?


This is an accident-prone location and there's a female here, let's stay here!


Knock it out of the park!


In my opinion, it's brown.


There was a kitten on the couch, so I desperately tried to block it, but they wouldn't believe me and now I'm probably going to be found guilty in court.


The process of my wife growing up.


Are the people watching on the train in mute mode?


Seeing is believing.

Question: What is the opposite of 'hearing 1 and knowing 10'?


Grandma got remarried.


The decoration in my friend's room is really innovative.


Can I call you my older brother, Giant?


To the infinite horizon...


There have been many incidents of kidnapping children named Chihiro across Japan.

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


Don't be afraid, pandas will curl up into a ball when they feel nervous.


The coach, who said 'if I fall again, it's gonna be bad' to the doctor, sent the ball into the substitute's feet in sync with his walking pace.


Take a shower first!

Question: Words you might use five times in your life.


I wanted to share some 'common knowledge' about tax increases.


He's running really fast and he's naked.

Question: That famous young person is extremely messy. Please explain.


Oh no, Captain! The captain fell off the ship! Captain, are you listening, Captain!? Damn... Why isn't he responding...


From tomorrow, there will be a tobacco price increase, and I can't help but feel...


Master! Meow knocked over the vase


The 102nd proposal.


Liu Bei ate in the thatched cottage three times.


No longer is flatulence a gas.


Can I use the pawn or can't I use the pawn?

Question: Can you tell me the difference between a rice cooker and a steamer?


The password is incorrect for the face contest.


I am making such statements.

Question: If the toilet in the multipurpose restroom at the station had a water goddess, what would happen?


I'm not dressing like this for you!


That kid... all alone with a mandarin orange... (crying)


Kojiro is a boy.

Question: Please say something that will make me think, 'This is serious.'


Christmas Day plus one.

Question: Gosh, I can't resist it!


Make sure to drink 10 days worth in advance so you don't forget.


Pizza ain't it... It's VEE-zuh!


Got caught.


We need women-only train cars.


Dà Yǔ, you've worked hard for three years managing the floods; let me introduce our new team member.


Suddenly, Pocky stuck me while I was building a huge candy house.


"Guys, it's me! It's your beautiful female manager! I woke up this morning and turned into an unfamiliar middle-aged man!"


Every morning on the way to school, they attack me in this pose.


The number of stars leads to a fight over the mountain peak.

Question: When people, who have dementia, attend their coming-of-age ceremony.


Flower kitty.

Question: Who were the overly aggressive choices for singing the national anthem?


A dog fell down.


Mr. M witnessed the entire bribery transaction between Mr. K and Mr. M.


Maybe we should go back and apologize.


I'm so sorry! Our caretaker caused you trouble...


A kind Islamic family adopted the poor stray cat.


My husband's trip to Thailand.


Today is curry day!


The teacher waits for the students to quiet down.


I woke up at midnight and couldn't find the short edge of my blanket.


The most promising new star in the 100m freestyle event.


The officers and staff are colorful.

Question: The world's religious organizations often do things like McDonald's.


Unexpectedly, the country becomes good.

Question: If Doraemon becomes the Prime Minister


I stopped my colleague from stealing my Ant Forest energy when they did it in front of me.


Grandma's dementia has worsened.


Is the bird gold?


I found an object in between my girlfriend's toes, who I've been dating for 3 years.


I have a bow and arrow.

Question: Character archetypes that use bows and arrows.


I feel kind of strange because I can't shake off the feeling that I've messed up.

Question: Playing the piano when you're lonely can happen.


If I were the criminal, I would have fled over there!


You can just say you didn't know you were underage!


What is the place where Oda Nobunaga committed suicide?

Question: What problem did I involuntarily look at twice during the test?


After 20 years of treasure hunting, I found what I was looking for.


Just get it together.


Split the pay evenly among us.


I transcended a plain chicken.


Glue it with tape.

Question: If you break tomorrow, even if it's you.


What an Amazonian company.


The two men are of the same height.


Continue the adventure with this character → Continue or not continue.


Pink-colored.

Question: Let's transform that famous tune into a confusing tune by misspelling the title.


Come on everyone, here we go.


3D capabilities of 3DS.

Question: What is this? or Do they have this?


Nagisa would say, If we do this, that thing will come over. (She says it with a cheerful tone.)


The president of APA Hotel's hat.

Question: Can you teach me how to measure one meter?


When the firewood runs out, it naturally becomes cool.


Pinpon! It's NHK, you know, TV right?


My mom will take care of it.

Question: A person of bad credit cannot obtain a cell phone contract.


The result is announced - wow/exclamation point!


Born that way!


Me too.


She threw a tantrum because she wanted to see the ocean.


Hot, hot, hot.


I bet you're still drinking, aren't you!


Sudden tax increase.

Question: What should I do during Golden Week?


Ever since I started spending time with Sizuka, I've been hearing this booo sound.


Almost there! just before being sucked up by the vacuum cleaner.


Don't let your dad be embarrassed for coming to watch an online open class!


My mom called me home with a smartwatch; let's play another day


Welcome to DomDom Burger! Welcome!


Sisyphus had to risk his life every time he went down the mountain.


First after the snow has accumulated...

Question: Can you please provide me with 3 ICOTMs and 1 M regarding the Kamakura period?


What an idiot! You left such a little kid alone and went where?


Just by flexing my wrists, caesium leaks out.

Question: Ultraman is having trouble in everyday life.


Turn on sexy mode and you'll be 'groaning' about something.

Question: What features do I need in my latest car navigation system? What kind of functions should it have?


Can't get down.


Throw it back into the river because it fell out.


"You've got ink all over your face Take off my glasses for me


Go do it somewhere else, it's interfering with my fishing.


Opening sequence for the international version of 'Funny Moments'.


Could you help me turn off the light?


The cold look in his eyes.


There is a mysterious punishment.


I can become a wizard soon.

Question: Please repeat it and make me sad.


Goodbye, Mr. Swallow!


What kind of reaction will it have if I pull it out suddenly?


Come back... I don't want to... Gyu...


Sweet! No wonder it's the latest model! It sucks up so much dirt from the air, Dyson!


That guy is really shady, huh? No kidding! Haha.


I don't know if the food voucher number is 6 or 9.


I'm going to show you the power of our kendo club.


I tailored it to fit the cat.


The dentist seems to be holding a construction-grade pulley machine.


Suzuki Fuku, I am the real king of bananas!


The target is a brown-coated man. Yes, where is he?


Got emotional, wow!


It's not the kid you pointed at that's really getting to me.


In fact, plants are growing us. They give us oxygen to live and then turn into fertilizer when we die.


If you watch NHK without paying, they will come and collect money from you in person.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about television.


I can't open it no matter how hard I pull or push. Oh, it's a sliding door.


I have had consecutive attendance for thirteen days.


Oh, I see, there's one less straw hat...


On every floor, there is a dog barking.

Question: Things that are common at a mall with a variety of stores.


Did you go to Mos Eisley a while ago?


Spicy food the day after, resulting in diarrhea.


Newly graduated, entering the job market.


Hurry, it's time to get up for a walk!


A person who gambled away their entire paycheck on payday.


In that case, others would think I'm shaking because of the air conditioning.


Put down the rice leaf.


Mario Kart's DLC stage.


Dog B initiates an attack! Dog A chooses to observe!


So you got the teriyaki Mac burger meal, what would you like to drink?

Question: Is it a Big Mac?


Watching this video means you've seen me in all my glory, right?


A wild old man is looking at me over there...


Try insulting me again and I'll shatter a vase!


The duel style this season is debate.


I'll perform a one-shot comedy bit, where I take out the matcha cream from the chiffon cake.


Wow, those advertising fees must be really high!

Question: Tell Hazuki the truth.


The seller didn't deceive anyone, this bed really has great elasticity.


After voting, the classmates decided to change seats.


Try to negotiate a movie role with just one banana. That's why I punched Spielberg in the face.


There was an item that I didn't check out at the register.


Finally, I can ignore this topic!


Do you know where the bread I'm eating is from, dog?


Xiaolan decided to tie her hair into double ponytails today.


Face vs. True Nature/Face Value


Should we give it a try if we can do something under the veranda?


Congratulations, you've been selected as one of the twelve zodiac animals! Please pay the association fee of 50,000 yuan within three days to the following account…


Getting ranked and criticized for getting a lot of stars is boring and can demotivate people.

Question: Please give the person who messed up on the second question as many stars as possible.


Is mom really wearing that school uniform?


I'm misunderstanding headhunting quite a bit.


Hey, who are you? The guy trying to blend in by tying a tie!


He's also applying, so it's okay.

Question: The probability of you being able to join our company is 1 in 8192. Do you have any questions at the end?


Oh no, I think I got something in my eye! Oh my goodness, help!


Don't worry, I've got someone to cover for me.

Question: If you break tomorrow, even if it's you.


I'm not sure what to do on my first day of work.


Hey, hey, hey! Do you think I'm trying to pick her up just because you asked me that?

Question: What are your plans for today?


I have split personality.


Did you put bleach in the bathwater? Be honest, I promise not to get angry~


A group of delinquents is sitting on the parking brake having a chat.

Question: Late-night convenience store stuff.


I don't know about those ice cream in the fridge...


To clear my brother's regret, I will complete the new Fire Shot with my father.

Question: Did you know that Kimetsu no Yaiba was an anime adaptation of Kekkero?


Mr. Ozeki really loves ramen.

Question: Doraemon doesn't have that character.


Looking back, I don't have a clear impression of what that dog looked like.


Hey! Do you know who broke the vase?


My girlfriend bought me a new Will handle.


Can you understand what I'm saying with the mayonnaise, huh?


Dating app.


Coco Ichibanya Group has decided on the next president.

Question: What special reward did I get when I ate all the curry varieties from COCO Ichibanya in one day?


The delicious secret is the love and passion of a wonderful partner and the shop.


Color ball collision.

Question: What to do if someone named Matsuzaki Shigeru comes to your house.


Prison

Question: Play around with the name of the country and make it fun.


MAIKO comes with built-in auto-charging capability.


Remember three times!


If you add an avatar and a demon, and then divide by 1000, you get some weird creature.


Look, if you get rid of the insides, it'll be lighter, right? Let's go sell milk in the city!


All the hairy guys are like this!


The typo is stretched out.

Question: An indescribable moment.


People say that the grey version is better.


My younger brother at home said he had never seen a fountain, so I...


Each class will have a student who takes physical exercise very seriously.


I should be nearby... Search without fail!


They came directly to me about the renovation of the shrine.


Is this what you call group sports?


On closer inspection, there are eyes on the forehead too.


Six bowls of instant noodles will be ready in 18 minutes.


Changing the way we sold mat needles caused them to start flying off the shelves.


We're researching the most adorable angles.


Don't give me red, don't give me white, just give me red.

Question: When I couldn't understand it well enough and gave up.


Bluffing.


What kind of broccoli is this? This broccoli is really catching my attention (Curious Broccoli~). I don't even know the name of this broccoli.


Trying to boost support, they showed off some tricks.


What's this shadow puppetry thing?


"Sure, Koutarou-kun, tell us about it."


Next time! Hazard Rush


Smiling sweetly, going along with me.


Unreasonable! (Chupacabra) Keep trying, Tom! You've only climbed up 30 cm!


Grandpa, after disappearing for a year since plowing the field, finally resurfaced after yesterday's heavy rain


I went to the wrong Dragon Palace.

Question: The reason why桃太郎lost was that the demons were too strong and the island of the demons was too far away.


Get ready, you guys.


Ruler and compass.


Even if I got one million, it's okay.


What should I look at? I don't know.


Where did you catch your cold?


Little chicken stewed with mushrooms.


It's complicated.

Question: Can you make Anpanman's bread into 3 yokochi panmen by substituting the an inside?


It's said that the spirit of a woman named 'Ono', who was drowned in a pond decades ago due to her obsessive love, is searching for her dropped owner.


Self-made is its own worth.

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


Don't waste any words, 3 minutes counts as an hour, pay up quickly.


I like the little guitar version of me~ ♡


Eat just the pineapple on the tonkatsu, and leave the rest.

Question: The way to make the poster girl of a Chinese restaurant say This is my first time.


Bowing like a dog to flattery.

Question: Something useful to know when you encounter a super giant shark in the ocean.


Can you see my eyes?


That's the wall, right?


Can you guess if I'm hiding cutlery or toilet paper?


I tried to give my seat to the old lady, but she said, You should give up your seat.


Kamen Rider on foot.

Question: What is the name of this Kamen Rider that is unlikely to be popular?


The past is the past. The present is the present.

Question: Please wrap up the story quickly.


What would you ask Doraemon, the time traveler?

Question: Doraemon doesn't have that character.


The chocolate I ate sprayed out from my head!


Grandma started seeing幻觉of peaches floating down the river.

Question: Please make the story more profound by changing it slightly.


Is it okay if I raise my hand?


That's different! Why would it turn out that way?


Every day, I feel pretty great about myself.


My circuit shorted.


This guy/gal's got apple disease!


They say Manuka made from Flasos is cheap!

Question: What were you saying about this guy being wrong?


The cherry blossoms have bloomed again this year.

Question: Please wrap up the story quickly.


Wow! UFO!


Go abroad → Australia → Antarctica → Atlantic Ocean →北极 → 回国.

Question: I don't want to do a world trip like this.


Okay, I'll head back to Brazil soon.


Oh, I see! Oh, I see!

Question: Radical new edge.


I was caught up in the Ten Commandments of Moses.


Whoa, I almost lost it there, man.

Question: Please abbreviate the brand name in a kitchy way.


How about trying it?


Masao, sit over there.


Target locked? Data analysis in progress. Hey, who's buying mosquito coils online?


On Valentine's Day, you sent me this chocolate... but we're both guys...


At a stylish French restaurant, having dinner alone.

Question: Things that you should not do at Christmas.


Sad-looking fantasy novels are being sold.

Question: What the heck is this beef fantasy?


It's kind of strange, Xiao Lan sister.


Go for it! Aim for 300 stars!

Question: How to kill time on the elevator going to the 300th floor?


In the middle of a lecture, there's always a when I was young, your mother segment that comes up and is explained with enthusiasm.


I tried to be a pickpocket but ended up damaging the car and coming out unharmed.


Hold the door.


This story is from when I was heavier.


Tainting the event with a black brush.

Question: What was the reason for the problems with the coloring book right after it was released?


This isn't about taxes, for crying out loud!


Can't see it no matter how I adjust the brightness of the screen.


Are you the one with constipation?


Crying won't change the fact that the ball you threw broke my skull. Can I call you dad?


I can't figure it out, so I'm going to bed.

Question: Let's take a step back and organize our thoughts on this again, maybe we did something like this before.


Crude profit

Question: Did octopus balls not have any tempura, but they had imitation crab in them?


What about the eight-wood?

Question: The nights in the savannah are tough...!


Pushing the help button brought out Hip Hop Gonta from the drawer, but advanced machinery was totally useless compared to a radio.


What's up, is it Kogashi today?


I was one step away from escaping prison.


Rising to the occasion.

Question: Except for things that turn into crimes, I want to try something once.


Harmful words.

Question: Please ruin the famous line by changing it slightly.


I thought it was UNICEF, but it turned out to be UNESCO.


Can do it.

Question: What features do I need in my latest car navigation system? What kind of functions should it have?


Yawning is contagious.


Can't tell if it grew or not.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when in a tight spot during battle?


Forgot to take down the clothesline as I left in a hurry.


I got a half-price item on sale!


The child is particularly fond of next-door old Wang.


There are times when certain types of people go to hot spring baths.


My page.

Question: Can't stand seeing that stuff lately.


Excuse me, is it okay if I interview you here?


My childhood friend.


Wannabe conservative / Conservative


I wanted to be picked up by the rich, so I tried my best to flatter them.


(I've become smarter! This guy has a white face!)


The champion was a bit scared of heights when receiving the award.


Pig + water.

Question: Play around with the name of the country and make it fun.


Quantity over quality.

Question: Can you please tell me the trick to being funny?


Mom?


Our son is amazing! He kicked his way back from school!


They threatened me to make the character kuni with my face art, so I tried it.


Our dear friend of the heart.


My beard grew out.


"I'll take the bill" competition final.


Honstar ERKE physical store.


I think it's out of line to intimidate female employees, supervisor.


I want to smoke.


Snow plow zombies and twin-headed sunflowers


Mr/Ms Owner, mint aroma~.


I made something using leftovers from the fridge and it turned out tasty, but actually all of it was spoiled.


The bacteria H. pylori were looking up from my stomach into my esophagus, and they were so cute that I decided not to get rid of them.


Are you talking to me?

Question: Pests are below human level.


Night's over in Japan, eh?

Question: Common things in the morning.


No matter how long you wait, it won't turn around. This is just the kind of sushi we have here.


I can't read the manuscript properly anymore.

Question: I've been thinking lately that I'm getting older and older.


Unique smell (but you get used to it quickly).

Question: When you go up to someone else's house, something common happens.


Excuse me, we're with the emergency team. Can you please make way?


You're being too rough/tense, man.

Question: Hero Eats, Power Boosts


The sand gathers with the sound of the flute, and there he appears.


Filming the other driver's car while driving, ignoring them.

Question: What should I do when I am being tailgated?


Alright, one down! Alright, one down!


A spy who infiltrated the enemy team is doing an excellent job, almost getting away with it.


Would you choose someone with a nice face but small breasts, or someone with an average-looking face but large breasts?


ITOMO MEIYU


I saw a whale for the first time and told Mom about it when it went back home.


I felt down after being called average by everyone.


Honey's phone has a blurry app for divorce and alimony.

Question: What search words does your wife seem to be considering?


I fought and died against Yutaka Shaborie.

Question: Please say something like I barely survived with critical injuries.


Eating rice bowl with chopsticks.

Question: The subtle thing I received as a reward for the survey.


Elegant.


The one who moves first loses.


Nothing is nothing.

Question: Father's Day facts.


Cleaning the coffee machine.

Question: Late-night convenience store stuff.


The more we punish, the happier that person gets!?


Becky's sword

Question: Business Japanese terminology is often used.


Is it okay if I come down from above your head? Oh wait, never mind. There's someone's face overlapping with yours.

Question: Please ask me a question in a way that is not quite grasping the point.


You bumped into me.


"Don't move! Raise your hands!" As I was about to comply, a fierce shout echoed, "Stop moving and raise them up right now!"


I saw my owner's bare face for the first time.


Wait, if I'm 1 meter tall, then Lan is about 2 meters tall.

Question: Conan dropped an explosive statement.


The wild cat that I fed yesterday brought its friends over.


Eight-hundred-pound gorilla.

Question: We will discuss a sport where someone who is the fastest in the world up to 99.999 meters becomes the slowest past 100 meters.


I was talking to the wall when someone interrupted me.


We will rock you!


Okay, I admit it was me who ate the last bag of shrimp fish ball noodles.


His/Her dressing sense is terrible.


Tough Swallows.

Question: The team name seems really weak.


I got insurance money again when I found out I had an illness.


The world's largest cigarette is just too big.


How about some milk tea?


A similar joke has already been posted.

Question: Please say one word that can make someone who is confident fall into despair.


I think it's been about 1500 years, but I still don't know what kind of queue it is.


How do you know this part is done by me, teacher?


I'm covered in sweat.


I don't know how to get off.


The expert who sells bracelets in Shibuya.


That ain't no inspection for modified cars, is it?


When you wear extremely extravagant costumes in the cutscene of killing the big BOSS.


Don't worry, we've left that stupid cat behind.


Isn't your driver's license in that pocket of yours? Take it out!


The moment I pressed the doorbell, the door opened.


Spiral.


The three-member family is waiting for the meal to come out while talking about today's events.


Why didn't you win me? It's a lucky day, you know. - an unnamed gambler who presumably lost badly. The sea did not answer.


Eating your parents' trap at such an old age... This drum is so cool!

Question: Please create an article that includes the names of musical instruments and make me feel slightly sad.


Whoever put tacks on the saddle?


Check valve installed.

Question: Don't add such features to straws!


Can you hear me, Brazil?


Have you booked accommodation, bro?


Point P is in its second form.


On his first day in office, the prime minister ordered a 50% increase in the number of street lamp posts in towns.


Whenever it's his turn to sing, everyone goes to the toilet together.


23rd person to be ignored for a toast.


I can't see anything in the mirror.


Inabata storage has entered the automotive production business.


The yellow, magenta, cyan and black inks were all out of ink when I printed the materials before the important meeting.


I started working on strategies for addressing and combating senility.

Question: The result was hilarious after I tried being silly.


It's my 236th attempt at getting a driver's license.


Ah-ha! Love it!


Looking at my chest again, huh?


Being a dual citizen would be an issue if I were to become one of the lawmakers.

Question: What are some common things between宇宙人 and 地球人?


I lost many important things, but I succeeded in my diet.


Even from people who can't see, collect the viewing fee.

Question: Tell me a bad thing that you won't get caught doing.


I just want to be on the ground.


Hey, pikachu (in a husky voice).


Getting along with Mr. Ori's pig (Ori, Pick)

Question: What is the purpose of the Olympics?


On the way, my bobby pins broke.


What happened? Try to read the braille by touching it.


Hey, wanna grab some tempura with me?

Question: This convenience store employee seems laid back! What was the employee like?


Don't put pressure on me to change.


Pardon my forwardness, but...


EVA (short for Evangelion)


Did you think I was gonna fall for the O-re-O-re scam?


Where's the doctor for treating constipation?


After reaching the uncharted mountaintop, someone is selling souvenirs


Carles Puyol is being replaced because it doesn't start with ka and doesn't end with ru.


"Hey bro, that's him! The commentator said."


No time to explain! Come on up!


Grandma Zhang, who has difficulty walking, decided to call and inquire about why her phone was disconnected.


Your adventure is over!


The referee who scored just now seems to be up to no good again.


Sakura, girl.

Question: That person is easy to understand with just two words.


Doraemon fell over!


Thank you for working hard and making it for me.

Question: When I drank 5,300 bowls of miso soup from morning to night, something common happened.


A salesman who doesn't smile (by Fujiko F. Fujio)


This time, I'm not lying to you! The enemy attack has begun!


My retainer got caught in a kiss.


Ok, Shizuka and Taekwondo have lost consciousness.


Regrettably, it's obvious that the sea is more beautiful.


The earphones that were swallowed by the chicken were found.


Let's charge in!


I've never seen her face before, but it's definitely her voice.


Do you understand? Your army is over there! And the enemy too!


Eek!... It's so cold!


Please store the sausages away from direct sunlight.

Question: Watch it, man. You're flashing your underwear.


Half-speed playback.

Question: How to make Osakana Sanma-cho interesting.


I heard that doing animal impressions is popular with girls at couples events, so I tried to act like an adorable puppy.


"Finally, we found firewood! We've been stranded on this island for months with no way out until now."


There's an invisible wall between the referees, but it's very low.


The lion opens its mouth widely (ocean version).


Slept in the gymnasium.


The temporary toilet is smaller than expected.


My mom said the girl I met for blind date is a little taller than me.


Who painted it then?


Master Ye, I'm here to retrieve the badminton from the tree


Reduce Kan-chan's workload.


Water scratching ends up surprisingly dirty.

Question: Be mindful when raising kappa.


The surviving members of the Bremer Musikanten, Bremen's musical troupe.


Well, guess who? It's me, Minamoto no Yoritomo.

Question: Can you please provide me with 3 ICOTMs and 1 M regarding the Kamakura period?


When you make a mistake, and your mom is blocking your way


Why did you go to USJ?


Say it in convincing mode, Bacteria Man.


I got to the elementary school early, but it wasn't open yet.

Question: Please share your humble brag.


Piggybacking on little pigs.


On second thought, they only attack up close.


Could you please provide some more information?

Question: What should I do, I'm out of breath already?


It was a test that everyone could get a perfect score of 100, wasn't it?

Question: Doraemon got 100 on a test and Mom's reaction.


The quality of the feed has decreased, so I'll look for a new job for the master.


Mom wants to take a photo with her rebellious teenage son.


I haven't been wronged!


The free player has finally equipped themselves fully.


I was laughing while drinking milk.


I came to watch Ultraman's hero show in the stands.


Thank you for your purchase.

Question: Seeing the outfit I tried on after being recommended by the store clerk at the clothing store, the clerk said something I never expected.


I peeked into the rice bag today.


Thank VR for giving me a sense of home experience.


10 years old and 55 years old.

Question: The wording is different, but the meaning is the same.


New nose piercing.


Dog food is for puppies.

Question: In the blink of an eye, it boils up quickly, you know?


Can I drive back when we return?


Help me!


Dad said it the morning after I finished eating curry on the third night.

Question: Is it a Big Mac?


Yes, here I am!


Oh no, Chuntaro's collapsed!


Report battle situation by shaking 1, request support by shaking 2.


I'll dye that tan, or maybe brown suit bright red right on this spot.


Pepsi giveaway.


Zero calorie.

Question: Sorry, I don't know what that means in English.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.

Question: I don't want to buy it even at a 95% discount.


Last year, the BayStars were in second place.

Question: Say one thing that I can't possibly convince someone from ten years ago to believe.


Next speaker from the opposition party, please.


Extinguisher

Question: Please give a middle school-like name to things in the school.


Master, you have mistaken. We haven't raised any parrots at home.


Oh, sorry. I didn't hear. What did you say?

Question: She just let out a fart and is now embarrassedly quiet. Can you say something clever to her?


Happy New Year... wait, what? I told you it was too early.


The sentence in red is written and I can't read it.


Anyone who sits on the couch is lazy magazine. Laying your feet on the chair is out of the question magazine. This magazine is terrible.


And you think the same way, don't you?


Only when there are other dogs at the animal hospital does he show any relaxation.


The criminal used a tiny body part to break out


No, the more tears you shed, the stronger you become.

Question: Can the sound of I love you make a person stronger?


I stayed up all night and I still can't solve the problem. Maybe it would have been better if I studied more...


This username has already been registered.


Don't forget about reality when you come here, guys.


This is a cozy prison.


Let's do it, let's go!


Super 1? Sounds like a gum name. Can't you mind your own business, Black?


When my bangs get pointy like horns.

Question: Gosh, I can't resist it!


Should we make characters that seem more popular than Tippy disappear?


What the hell are you?


I wish they'd serve it to me just the way it is, but not as a survival food.

Question: Can I have a word with you about Carriemate?


I wish to have a love like the father of the white family.


Replace point P with point C (T).

Question: Tell me how to stop the rampage of point P.


Follow the waterway.

Question: The memories of the great risks of child-rearing in the modern era.


Actor Hideaki Shibata is wearing a blue gown.


Reincarnation? Reincarnation? Is this reincarnation?


From far away, we heard the alumni shouting 'Class 3-B!'


One hundred people can fit on the roof without any problem.

Question: Let me explain it in Haiku style!


I got divorced.

Question: Please forcibly end the story that is getting intense.


The merchandise is in disarray.

Question: I don't like those gacha machines where you get completely unrelated items.


Get out, suspicious person.


Wow!


Meet in 3 minutes and merge.


Do you know who that family in the outfield is? If I don't hit a home run for them, I'll send a line drive right at your wife's head.


Hope the stars are shining when I wake up.

Question: Something in one word before going to bed.


Chess is a game where you capture the king's arsehole, while Shogi is a game where you checkmate the king.

Question: Explain the difference between shogi and chess in a way that women can easily understand.


The principal's speech went over 10 minutes.


Topic, what would you say if you cut your belly open and organs came out?

Question: What was the reason for the decreed seppuku of the blurry samurai ordered from the palace?


My mom says I can't keep it, no matter what.


If I fail again, I might just rip that thing off my chest!


Ordered a lot of dishes and found out the next table was actually a buffet halfway through.


Monkey King! Share your energy with me!


Ninja Warrior Stage 3


We're not actually their kids, and they suddenly came out to us.


Wow... this kimchi is so spicy.


In the first month, my grandson.


Why would I buy such a skirt?


Last night you and dad didn't tie it like this.


The movie is about three hours long.

Question: Something common in the Indian version of Sazae-san.


Kimiko Giyada came and quickly pulled out the big radish.

Question: Please forcibly end the story that is getting intense.


Hey, you gave me chocolate in February, remember? So what happened then? Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it back to you. And then what?


Your tracking skills are terrible!


While my eyes were closed, grandpa went to check the garden.

Question: Oh no, this is bad. I messed up completely.


Homework system as part of Zabi's education.

Question: The strange rule at school.


I want to share some bathroom anecdotes!


The sum of 1 multiplied by 1.

Question: A word about math.


Is it okay to take this down?


This is nothing but evil spirits.

Question: Two trees make a grove, three trees make a wood, and 100 trees make a forest?


Your bed is over there.


I bought a book called Secret Tips for Not Being a Jerk. Oh yeah, I bought this yesterday too. I'm starving. Well, I think I'll buy another book.


Can I have some money, please?

Question: To the ruling class and upper-class people, I have one thing to say.


Alright, let's get this over with. I'm tired of you trying to attack me with all these different tactics.


Entered the wrong room in a video conference.


My friend's playlist.


I asked you to write it because I like it.


Snuffy said, There was only iced tea, but is it okay?


Aren't you doing gymnastics on the mat?


I told you we don't have a TV at home!


Finally got him to fall asleep, heading back home after work.


I tried doing some overtime.

Question: What misfortunes is the next generation, Alpha Generation, of the Beta Generation causing five years from now?


Let me sell you some resources! More nukes, more power!


Are you gonna carry the cross too?


Extras are real homeless.

Question: Budget constraints are common at old house restaurants that offer affordable prices.


Hurry up and arrive in time.


Can you leave the bath towel there?


No matter how many times you check, the exam is still yesterday


Dropped a Master Ball on Magikarp.


I've told you how many times not to come looking for dad at work.


"I came over after receiving a text message from my female classmate saying 'No one's home tonight, come over' and found that there was indeed no one there."


That's your opinion, right?


You can't judge a book by its cover.

Question: Tell me a phrase that means 'it's not about looks.'


I'm in over my head with this yoga class I'm attending for marriage.


I will give birth.


Alright then, let's get to the main event - the entrance of the bride and groom.

Question: Please do not ruin the新人入场的部分!


Two thousand yen?! That's a luxurious amount. From today on, your allowance is one thousand yen!

Question: Kind of a famous quote from a Studio Ghibli movie.


I feel pain! A lot of times.

Question: Change the lyrics of a Christmas song to make it sad.


Hey, you brought that thing I asked for?


Tom and Jerry in Real Life.


The street market is hot.

Question: Things that are common at a mall with a variety of stores.


Give me life.

Question: A word that starts with i and ends with i.


Hopefully, the next regular program will be decided soon...


I am wearing a loose-fitting shirt without a waistband.


Sazae is not happy, huh!

Question: I don't like this crabby Ayako.


The female protagonist remembered that her cat had been castrated, but then the genie turned it back with magic.


Working on the dance moves for the battle before the match.


A $0.50 off coupon valid for 3 days at Ito-Yokado (a Japanese supermarket chain).

Question: The subtle thing I received as a reward for the survey.


Mickey Mouse copyright how long.

Question: What Mickey is looking for.


Dodging a shotgun with the power of time manipulation


Sit before you speak.


There is only one flower in the world that exceeds abundance.

Question: Please make the song title sound unfortunate when combined.


I brought back dinner for my roommate.


"Second life waits for Contra's appearance."


The guitar hero of the ending band.

Question: Please show off your skills, Matchi.


After the haircut, I swore never to come to this shop again.


Ah...!

Question: Tell me a word that makes people disappear around you.


So I told you, it's gotta be a winner.


The topic of borrowing competition.

Question: Pests are below human level.


The sponsor of Muse became the seller.


Hey everyone! It's me! I'm going to scratch my nose with this index finger! I'll scratch my nose with my tongue instead! All right!


Now we can buy four cartons of discounted eggs!


I evolved Calm Mind, but it's still low in attack and I didn't really want its nature either. Plus, it's a female. What do I do?


If I could use Magic Killer Cannon, these guys would be gone in an instant...


Caught having an affair, what do I do?

Question: What search words does your wife seem to be considering?


This will be featured as a spotlight blunder.

Question: That's pretty much a lie.


These blue stockings are really hard to wear.


I'm not doing it.

Question: Why are you being so silly?


First, let's go to bed.

Question: Obsess me, please.


His eyes are really big but they don't have any whites.

Question: What are some common things between宇宙人 and 地球人?


Firewoman


I don't feel like facing today's enemy because they seem strong!


Excuse me, can you wash just my back?


I got caught up in hard luck and dancing.


Supposed to be a selfie, but suddenly it completes face recognition payment.


I've had four-star accommodations before.

Question: Can you say 'Such a thing happens?'


How did Mickey turn into a human form?


Collecting login bonuses and equipping as a non-paying user.


Ears and eyes - or, ears hear, eyes see.

Question: Please create a new emoji.


Don't sit on the subway tracks.


What makes you the only reptile around here?


I get stronger when I'm wet.


There is a star line, right?


The 50th anniversary memorial of the Last Supper.


Waiting for your boyfriend to take protective measures.


What the hell are you doing, grandpa!


Dad! You're moving too fast!!!


I ran 42.195 kilometers during my workout.

Question: What did you do before the marathon?


I gave Brom too much Kishin, which resulted in a ghostly apparition.


Can you help me? I'm getting mistaken for a girl because of my long hair.


Hey, someone down there's drowning! Help us out!


Don't push! Don't push! Absolutely don't push!


You ain't no insect, pal!


The name of the flower I saw that day.

Question: Seven percent of people who have appeared in movies as extras have something unknown to them.


Whatever, blablabla.

Question: I thought in Japanese.


Work isn't something you choose. You're chosen for work. But it's just a story of me not being chosen.

Question: Please explain it in a way that sounds like a famous quote.


I tried to make it evolve, but something went wrong.


Kchan's costume contest did not pass.


A football team without a coach.


The only thing I can get is the tube because I stayed.


Can you call me friend again someday if we meet again?


Mist season


Pac-Man.


For some reason, I'm not being called a beauty queen.

Question: What's the recent烦恼 of the magic mature woman?


I threw all my worries behind me.


You should do that at home.


The face is 11 points.

Question: Ugly cell phone store employee with a strong local accent.


I need three of them.

Question: Looking at Åı makes me feel energetic.


I was riding in a car, not a bike.

Question: I'm the Heisei Rider, huh? I guess so!


Seven bamboo shoots.

Question: The subtle thing I received as a reward for the survey.


Attempting to catch my friend's bouquet.


You can have it.


I tried to watch a 10-second video, but I got interrupted by a 15-second ad.


Is it bloodthirsty?


Rabbit: Why do I have to play the role of Yosanagase Sensei? The role of Uemura Sensei was taken by Mako-chan!


Um, nipple clamps.


How fun it is to turn boring things into interesting ones.

Question: Sorry for all the boring questions.


Um, what's 'thank you'?


Haha, everyone's looking, looking. SO cool ❤.


I recognize the pattern on the shamisen that's out on Amazon.


Getting wrapped up in the spiral stage.


You can't eat Yackle.

Question: Can you please explain Princess Mononoke in a concise manner?


The brave one said, 'Is that the sky bride? No no no.'


Is this to notify me of my acceptance?


The health of family members is the best gift. Saying this to yourself, another Father's Day has passed.


You said not to press it absolutely, didn't you!


Hey buddy, stop being such a pain after my bath! It really hurts, you know?

Question: Please forgive me, sister.


Afraid that my husband would look back at the wardrobe.


Let's make a joke with the misspelled title.

Question: Like someone who stole a big bike and takes off.


Well, I'll take your fingerprint just in case.

Question: A police officer going on a blind date might do the following things.


Haruhi's dinner table.


If I had helped the cloud instead of the spider when I was alive, it would have rained heavily in hell and I would have returned that way.


The art and literary performance had 5 minutes extra time, and the leader called you on stage to perform impromptu.


Trans fats can turn your heart into a man's.

Question: What might happen when Butter was Margarine?


Mr. Lin, it's been three years since that thing, but I'll still do it!

Question: Come on, it's already late!


Jitani Sarahi withdraws from retirement.

Question: Can you tell me the trendy words for 2030?


Escape from the public housing complex.

Question: Gave up.


Crying Iron


The reason for the information leak of 30 million people on Yahoo! in American English is The reason for the information leak of 30 million people on Yahoo!


The cyclist from the pizza place, who I ordered from 30 minutes ago, is coming through the minefield looking like a Masked Rider and it's hilarious.


One-month time for a 100-meter dash.

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Why did I say we don't need a bag just now?


Today there are no bullies at school.


The face is frozen and no strength comes out.

Question: Common American expression for this Japanese sentence: Typical Osamu Tezuka's Anpanman theme - Nigo-kun and the Headache.


Mom.


No way, Deb.


Jokes are prohibited on the field for the opposing team.


They're discussing which one of them will eat her souvenir now that they're tired of the zither.


Totem Pole


Are you hungry? Wait.


The tea I received during the all-nighter!


Oh my gosh!


Excuse me, employee! Do you have this pants size smaller by two? Oh wait, is it a bad idea to try them on?


The zoo director recognized the child.


Oh! I forgot what your name is...


Pull it up and look, there's only one winner.


I refreshed my mouth with Mentos, but she still said my mouth smells bad! and it really hurt me.


School rules violation.


Oh, I surrender.


Does a banana go into the snack?


CHARGE Max is already in American English and means maximum charging.


Cupcake 3-minute cooking.

Question: I don't want this 2-hour special.


Do you want me to step on it with my heel? You're such an oddball, w.


About time Grandpa ALFEE showed up.


Archery tournament.

Question: What is an impossible Olympic sport?


KFC always gets their chicken this way.


I don't like swimming!

Question: What Nobita from Doraemon would say if he were in One Piece world.


Is it normal for the body to open its eyes during an autopsy, Director?


Taxi.

Question: Can you change the name of the passenger by one character and let me know?


Sunny


SDGs cake rebranding and sales.

Question: What is A thinking about regarding the unexpected usage of leftover Christmas cakes?


A girl was seen wearing a low-cut t-shirt for class.


Stop! You've taken 100 steps already!


I got hit with a microphone suddenly, so I'm thinking if I should stop and take a break or not.


Two people continue to fight against invisible enemies.