At first, it's a bit wobbly.

Question: Clara stands up and common things happen.


Peregrine Falcon Delivery, which has mastered the sky.


Hey, you over there, call 911 for me!


Kiki's Delivery Service

Question: Please change one letter in the title of a famous anime and change its content accordingly.


After this war is over, let's have dinner together again, okay?


Mr. Principal's speech has been over for 50 years since it began.


A child actor who poured all their skills into their body's growth.


The air conditioner in my house starts moving at 16 degrees Celsius with strong wind and cooling mode.

Question: What happens when you press the mysterious button discovered at the top of Mount Fuji?


Never would I have imagined this child to be a boy, the people who submitted it.


This sauce is amazing!

Question: Please cook barbecue for me in the style of my wife's cooking.


Show us your hair, heart.


Story about fishing with the CEO.

Question: Please explain the story carelessly.


The octopus was just placed on the hotplate.


Give me back the water in my mouth.

Question: Can I have a word with you about Carriemate?


Waste time being foolish.

Question: You're missing out on something.


Sushi is spicy.

Question: I wonder if this sushi restaurant is a spy maybe?


Hide and seek with Yoko Ono.


The sound at the end is 'Result announcement oooohhh!!!!!!'

Question: Common things with a gorilla clone made by A in 15 hours.


New World.

Question: What's the best place for a thief to go on a date?


The drowning man is haggling with the lifeguard about the rent of the inflatable tire.


Look, they're apologizing over there too, so can you forgive them?


I wasn't bullying them, I was just joking around.

Question: A person of bad credit cannot obtain a cell phone contract.


The doll borrowed to my brother has been returned.


The comedian put a lot of effort into their outfit, but they didn't think about the comedy bit at all.


For every laugh, one guest falls into the trap and is out of the game.

Question: How to make Osakana Sanma-cho interesting.


Let me use your gun, okay?


Am I clean?


A life-size panel of Yoshida Satomi will be placed on the back of the door.

Question: Can you teach me a trick to avoid paying cable TV fees for N days?


Listen, this banana peel I just threw is enough for you guys, isn't it?


I thought I saw stars, so it must be you.

Question: Chill, I feel you.


Ten thousand times that wonderful love.

Question: Times it by 100,000 and make it extremely annoying.


I've never run away before, you know.


Come on, hop in. Our stars and directions are aligned. 'Thanks!'


The playground is occupied by senior students.


Hey, who's that guy? What the hell is this guy?! I don't know, who are you?!Who are you, then?!


Initial Grandpa.


Well then, I'll go to sleep! It seems like I'm going to have a good dream! Master, be careful of the cold.


To cure insomnia.

Question: What are you going to the parliament for?


Red fox (original karaoke)

Question: A red fox and a green rabbit.


The relevant department stated that the problem has been handled.


Cold groove.


Just because I practiced bipedal walking carelessly, I'm now bothered by fans chasing me every day.


School cafeteria.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


Bob, who is angry about being called Bob by others.


I'm obsessed with playing tag with Esper Ito.


Thank you! Your kiss broke the wizard's curse on me!


Surfin' the 5G wave.


Announcer King Tournament Final! Race Commentary


A third baserunner made it to this position on a sacrifice bunt.


Punching Target Helmet.

Question: Please imagine the person who is currently trending by arranging three words.


Under the uniform, I wear a red shirt.

Question: Bad level.


The mysterious guest in the next episode of Conan.


The princess peach is captured by a giant turtle.

Question: Can you explain that game in haiku?


We have now been introduced to the enemy general with whom we will be fighting in this war against the US military.


Have you decided what to order yet?


They play it on TV at night.

Question: Can you please give me a brief explanation of your recommended late-night anime in the shortest possible way?


He's a man, even on Mondays.

Question: The way to make them say they're done and come back on Monday.


Runner-up in the Domino World Championship.


Oh, you're the new guy, well then I'll show you the rules around here.


Meet at the aquarium.


The face of the Buddha has evolved to withstand repeated trials.


Also, also, what?

Question: I lived happily ever after.


What happened to this kid? The one stuck on the photo by themselves.


Five people jumped onto the trampoline at the same time.


You realize something is wrong after you finally find the toilet.


My hands got stuck in the bus grab bar.


Smoking is restricted to certain places and it's tough (difficult). Tobasco sauce is spicy (hot).

Question: Tabaco and Tabasco have something in common.


I'm sorry.


Go for it!


Every TV turns on and the National Lifestyle Center is monitoring my life with AI.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about television.


Show everyone a Swiss Army knife.


Alright guys, let's get to work weeding the garden.


Frown.

Question: I don't want to buy it even at a 95% discount.


I had to put in a lot of effort to rescue the flower.


My assassination target didn't notice that the remote silenced Usp in her glass was pointing at her.


Hey, strawberries! It's strawberries, isn't it? Swish swish...


Pokemon Go


Hey, is this really a hat?


Person of interest appears.


I learned how to make bombs today.

Question: What are you going to the parliament for?


It's just a toy, but it kinda works.


Mobile Suit Gundam: The 08th MS Team.

Question: Please don't waste that title, it's pointless.


I'm not feeling better yet.


Finally, Find George! is being adapted into a visual work, but there will be an overwhelming number of complaints from viewers who don't understand the theme and casual fans.

Question: When an anime is adapted from a dumb joke, it's something that often happens.


Is that for real? Booboo booboobooboo. Now.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


I'm going to war.


That day's dinner.

Question: In Nagoya, it is common to eat breakfast every morning.


Raise your hand if you want to work overtime.


Hot stuff! I told you I have a cat's tongue, didn't I?


I feel like Noppopo and Gon-ta are being overly idealized.


Don't hit me, you slave!


After closing the refrigerator door, the light will turn off. But my brother doesn't believe it.


I stubbed my little toe.


I've been stuck on the Rummba for three days now.


I can't seem to get my sleep schedule together.


Ah!


New manhole cover.


Brooklyn used hair growth serum and it turned out to grow more than expected.


No treats, no petting the meatball!


"I didn't expect you had 40GB of Japanese learning files." "Wait, what...that!"


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.

Question: Sex up the movie title, please.


Loses by 33-4.

Question: A team called Hanshin Tigers and Yomiuri Giants was born in the league. Please tell me its features.


While looking through my elementary school yearbook with nostalgia, I came across someone who wrote something amazing... it was me.

Question: I thought in Japanese.


Can it be any more intense?


Dad, 'Christmas present? It's okay, right? We don't have the money.'


Sorry, I'm on the Tokyo Broadcasting System program Let's Stay in the Countryside!


The questions on the back of the exam paper are so difficult!


Just cuddling is no longer enough to satisfy me.


It's because of old age.


Bag it and burn it.


I always end up laughing when I see the target's face in close-up, and my hands shake so much that I can't get a steady aim.

Question: Headache-inducing common sniper mistake.


Why not?! I can't do it with you, that's strong.


The teacher died the next day after I painted poison on the flute because it smelled too much.


Being ditzy is there for a reason, you know?

Question: Please give me some advice that won't help at all.


Next to Jyun is the Valley of the Sky.

Question: The title of Hayao Miyazaki's next film.


Awesome car Tobimasu.


Tomorrow I'll be showcasing my hair accessories with a red flower! Power!


Taboo.

Question: I don't want this to come back around at sushi train.


Is this not the men's toilet?


Return the book when you're done reading it.

Question: An unusual occurrence in dictionaries that don't have the word defeat.


The assembly worker teaches the customer how to use the front-loading washing machine.


University professors suggest deleting "Baiyng" from textbooks due to Zhuzi Qing's father violating traffic rules.


Can you protect yourself with that mask?


Listening to this song makes all my cells instantly feel alive and vibrant.


Dad even played with matches next door with Mom, didn't he!


I and life are using up all my strength.


Oh, you're still playing Yu-Gi-Oh...


Ghost-hunting methods for taking a break.

Question: What is Moutarou looking for?


Hey, Piyon-kun! Don't get violent!


Dad, when I grow up, I'm gonna defeat the demons.


Can't believe my Mac is running on Windows 10 updates.


Beauty of the Limited Settlements, First Colony


Father's inheritance was all night club business cards.


The opponents are all men.

Question: The烦恼 of a guy who gets 730 proposals a year.


BOSS "Fax Machine" has way too much HP


But her hiding place wasn't discovered by her neighbor's husband.


Your beloved horse!


I said Rise if you're awake as an aside, and lo and behold, the person was actually awake.


Ten years ago, we all agreed to dig it up again on this day, but nobody shows up.


Presenting the importance of churros to the pet owner.


Because it's cat express delivery, it's for delivering the cat.


Redneck on the opposing truck.


Apparently, when a handsome and refreshing guy crosses his arms, it looks like this to girls.


My birthday is not today.


After returning to school, open the wardrobe.


Mom, who had come to cheer me on, had lost the defensive battle in her pants - that's another story.


What should I do?

Question: What was the reason for the decreed seppuku of the blurry samurai ordered from the palace?


It's normal not to know your partner's name when you're just starting to date, right?


I already know who the culprit is.


The thermometer is broken, but please cooperate with the temperature measurement.


The government has come up with a new type of traffic signal.


You guys learned how to recognize faces, didn't you?


We truly love each other.


The patient forgot to take anesthesia.


Is the opposite car being driven by a dog?!?


Camera, not cameras (Akiko Watanabe).

Question: Please say something like 'It's curry, not karē.'


Hair color.

Question: In anime, there's this common funny contrast: characters who wouldn't seem like the singing type suddenly singing character songs.


It seems like sterilization overheard what I said.


Please come, Lord.

Question: Japanese that just sounds like Russian to me.


The live crayfish that were prepared to be sent to the restaurant survived.


Jojo!

Question: Please slow down.


Hey! Who got the boss drunk?


Rémi Gaillard's surprise.


Can I have some incense, please? Go away!


That came out in full swing.


Who dug them out?


All students belong to the supplementary study department.

Question: Ten things that are common in extracurricular activities at high school in Japan.


The content taught by the teacher and the content tested in the exam.


Everyone becomes a giant equally.

Question: Please teach me the contents of Attack on Titan in a suitable way for the world.


History repeats itself.

Question: The person who said it in the roundabout way got the winning ticket.


Gold Road Show.


Once castrated, his demeanor changed.


The new release 'Wasabi Mountain' is not actually a confectionery.


Just picking up the spoon within 3 seconds is an overreaction.


Playing table tennis with the Chinese team is terrifying.


Not Slytherin, the nursing home!


The fact that Ow, ow, fly away is heading towards him in the world.


Which one is it! It's the one with the clock, you know!


If the guest tries to talk, raise the Be Quiet plate.

Question: When a professional golfer takes a job with a taxi company, what might happen?


All slim and fit.

Question: This sumo stable is stylish~ What kind of sumo stable is it?


I have to hide the present from my kids until Christmas, but I got caught so I had to act quick and pretend it was a doll.


I thought it was a boot, but it turned out to be an iron.


Ultraman after being defeated is recycled and turned into children's playground equipment.


Officer, this is the person.


Tokyo got chosen to host the Olympics, but they got postponed for a year.

Question: Say one thing that I can't possibly convince someone from ten years ago to believe.


Turn up the volume to maximum.


Sorry, Chihiro. I couldn't fly! (千尋: Oh, right...)

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


Finding Nemo.

Question: I don't want this work to be adapted for live-action.


The defendant breaks wind every time they speak.

Question: Guilty, what happened?


Beauty comes from within.

Question: What a cool line to say when you're picking your nose and someone catches you.


The people who came to the funeral all had disrespectful attitudes.


Next, it's Tara's turn to eat.


Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

Question: Coming up, Christmas!


See you in two.

Question: What feature has been added to the fan that is unnecessary?


Faux beef


There is a vacation home on the four-and-a-half islands.

Question: Please share your humble brag.


Just wait, it's going to be great from now on.


Look closely into this hole... There's nothing here, huh?


That dog was shocked.


Russian roulette.


Ordering curry, they ask, Is it okay to eat afterwards?

Question: I feel uncomfortable living up to my appearance.


I guess I'm getting older because lately I've started using sunscreen.


Clean the floor before the robot does.


I lose to my opponent in shogi.

Question: In chess, the weakness of an expert who can read even ten thousand moves ahead.


Bruno, 'Emergency situation occurring. Automatic doors are broken and we're trapped.'


Chomping away.

Question: Absolutely do not add any new rules to soccer.


On the contrary, it's impressive that a young girl is strong at Go and Shogi.

Question: What is a guy like you who knows so much about Sailor Moon?


Why did you pick me up?


I misheard the minerals and said, It's Hamburger!!!!!!!!


I have four navigation apps open at the same time.


Close to nature, green everywhere, fresh air, independent office, undisturbed... Is that what you mean?


That's it.


Summer vacation, charity fundraising.

Question: Let me explain it in Haiku style!


To remain relatively stationary with respect to the ground.


The performance of the chromosome team that advanced to the semi-finals of the group battle.


In an inappropriate situation, I came across a really funny joke.


While waiting for the steak, I noticed the cook fighting with a cow outside the window.


Attention: This is the personal bath of an individual home. Please do not enter and leave your evaluation.

Question: What should we feature in the introduction for your home's hot spring that has been selected as one of the top 100 in Japan?


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.

Question: The advantages of the state of emergency declaration.


I wanted to call but I fell asleep right away...


The person behind is settling the bill.


Don't sleep! It's your turn to head to the emergency exit.


Prime Minister, something fell off your head.


This face looks better with an orange shade.


Hey, take a look at Masahiko Katsumata's YouTube channel, it only has about 10,000 subscribers.


Both the monkey and the pheasant were killed by an ogre. #Momotaro meme#


I was wondering why Sujirou's sister, Nekozako, always has a water bamboo in her hand.

Question: Write a review of a manga you haven't read yet.


Young man over there, can you拔出 this legendary sword that is said to exist?

Question: What a cool line to say when you're picking your nose and someone catches you.


Test each other with QQ mini accounts.


I just told them their joke started making sense.


Don't make the enemy's morale boost.


Sad times - when you accidentally hit delete and wipe out all the data for today's presentation.


Earth is my body.

Question: Please make that animation dynamic.


Suddenly, I was aware of myself again.


Watch out for my stuff.

Question: Be mindful when raising kappa.


Well...at what age did I get my driver's license?


My hair is so tangled and messy.

Question: What are the disadvantages of wearing wigs for men?


Excuse me.

Question: Sorry, I don't know what that means in English.


Yellow's closed today, huh? Black? Oh, black? Well let's switch to red then.


Working from home.


"Hey? A robot vacuum cleaner? I haven't eaten yet..."


Billions of possibilities arise from the beginning.

Question: Please say something like a billion stars falling from the sky.


Italian.

Question: Change the title of a horror movie slightly to make it cuter.


Dozed off during the cement bath.


The balance on the stability ball is amazing.


I've been calling out for the staff to come over, but they haven't come yet.


The distance between the urinal and me is too close.


I recorded my weight change using a line chart, and my colleague asked me which stock was performing so well.


So I was taking notes on ZOOM today and they asked me, Are you going to run 200 meters?

Question: Can you please say something like, 'I wrote down ramen on the memo for the kid, and they came back with a can of mutton'?


Hook me up with some airtime, you son of a bitch.


I can't stop thinking about the mallard parents trying to cross the road since a few minutes ago.


It's better to wear clothes as much as possible.

Question: What should I be aware of when traveling to Tokyo?


Hooray, let's raise the roof!

Question: Add two more letters to Doraemon's tools and they become useless (and ugly to look at).


What could be more delicious than this? We're not eating anything particularly tasty, so let's not get too cocky.


I dragged three caskets into the church.

Question: They made a dig at Dragon Quest! What did I do?


The recent thief is really skillful.


The person accompanying their girlfriend to Disneyland


Oh no! The king has been turned into this by Bowser! Please help, Mario!


I think I went to middle school with this person, but I can't remember their name at all.


The grandpa couldn't see the TV because he was blocked by two people.


Protestants say Amen, Instant noodles say Ramen.

Question: What's the difference between amen and ramen?


Wow, that's really interesting! The scene where the main character starts telling you they're actually the criminal is just the best!


Yakitori house can be done in front of the park.


A handsome man walked in.


Can I try out the new breast pump?


Untapped territory.

Question: What city or state do you live in?


The new neighbor who just moved in next to Kong Heng's house is really mean.


Do you think you're just as isolated as I am? I know you're there, Curly sergeant!

Question: How was your weekend?


I like red!


It's nice for those who have no job.


When you scratch it, the same amount of money is inside.

Question: I don't like those gacha machines where you get completely unrelated items.


Superpower turns people around you into dolls.


Nutrition.

Question: McDonald's has it, but you can't get it there.


Check for traffic updates.

Question: Please teach me the most useless way to spend time in this world before it's too late.


The way of holding chopsticks is unique.


Stars were deleted even though there were over 1000 of them!


The school dismissal scene at Kyūryū Academy.


When others say your son doesn't look like you.


Fear Russia.

Question: Add one character to the place name and make it interesting.


Every time I go to school, people mistake me for the 3 o'clock heroine named Kanae.


A shy girl watches from the outfield after getting hit early in dodgeball.


Most people are sleeping in the morning.

Question: I wanted to hit something before I started talking nonsense.


The elastic on my pants is frayed and bent.

Question: People with loose bowels can relate.


Sanjuro! Sanjuro!


On Monday morning, leaving my left hand victorious from the previous evening's game of Kasumi-chan, I won round one of Asa TV Rock Paper Scissors against Mr. Leicht with my right hand! Congratulations on two consecutive victories!


Accidentally let Sun Wukong escape; how do I explain this mess?


Oh yeah! Killing it, killing it!


After being scolded for mischief yesterday, I wanted to be a good boy/girl, but the shelf with the vase on it fell down by itself.


I thought I won the rock-paper-scissors game, but the photo judge's result was a tie.


I am shaking with fear as a citizen.


This is cross-dressing.


I can make it this far.


Children who were not fortunate are now in a fortunate position in the world.


Giggling. Hey, sis, what's up with this and that tonight?


Painful pay day.

Question: Can you tell me about an oversold market like a quiet Sunday?


I ended up not using any cleaning tools from last year's spring cleaning.

Question: The number one thing to throw away during spring cleaning is...


Brother left...


Feel shy.

Question: What actually happens when you prepare a hole that you can immediately insert for someone who feels embarrassed?


I recently started secretly teaching Peter martial arts in my dorm room, and I was so impressed that I told everyone about it!


Dreams come true.


A soup made with vegetables from Dad's garden cooked by Mom.

Question: What is the Grand Prize winner of the 2nd Gourmet Grand Prix?


Hmm, that part also sounds kind of forced and not smooth.


When I told my junior to buy me a shake, he came back with salmon instead of a shake and now I'm hungry.


Oh my gosh, Ghost Boy!


Here we go again this week, it's time for laughs!


Getting insurance money by committing the perfect crime.


Han Xin Experience Hall


There is no trouble to the neighborhood in the middle of the night.


Who left their parachute behind?


Once I counted up to 1000 horses, I couldn't afford to keep sleeping.


Going to use index finger to pick teeth.


The ace of the home department's legendary defender stopped in his tracks.


It would be nice if it was a big happy ending.

Question: What is the value of my own life in dollars?


Welcome back, Donald. Did you have fun at USJ?


The cat comes to rub against you.

Question: I got as good a thing as getting a shiny 10 yen coin as change.


Christmas Boy Single.

Question: Please consider new sports for the Tokyo Olympics.


Whispering is where it all began in England.

Question: Can you tell me a proverb that might be said in the Middle Eastern region?


Ugh!

Question: Have a great year!


And that's how the alien acquired knowledge that became useful to humans.


This time, it's Renshie who's afraid.


Yay! How happy!

Question: Please multiply by 1000 and let it end.


What's the volume of oil I need?


I want to try fish lips.


One regular member of the Iino family dropped out.

Question: What's the next preview that everyone will want to see from Sasae-san?


The person who drew the picture gets all the attention while the original author is overlooked.

Question: Picture book things.


Go back and get shampoo.


What you see is what you get.

Question: What convenience store items are surprisingly absent?


And I posted that with a little bit of blur.


Um, am I going under?


Sorry, we're all out of soup and sold out for the day!


Wasting a precious summer day with school on the schedule.


Can you exchange different items for me by collecting MATATABI?


Can I have some money?


Hiding in the bathroom, waiting for lunch break to end.

Question: Daytime break antics.


Rice is being cooked over an open flame.


I've been studying online for a month and finally figured out how to turn on my computer.


Pay attention to the crowds on Black Friday.

Question: Points to remember for tomorrow.


Sorry, I don't get paid today.


Hurray! We made it through the long tunnel!

Question: Mix up famous quotes from books with comedians and make it completely chaotic. Example: 'I'm wild, right?'


I haven't heard anything about mom coming.


How much did you prepare?


Well, of course it does... You don't go taking out loans to buy dogs, do you?


On the tram ride home, encountered a weirdo who said, "Remember this, kid!" and ran away


Beauty and Baseball.

Question: Please change one letter in the title of a famous anime and change its content accordingly.


Please return my sleeves.


Let's stand in the hallway with all of our classmates, Nobita!


Fortune Cookie's Fortune: Breakup

Question: Add one letter to a famous song and make it something completely different.


I am grateful that I was able to come up with a good joke even if it's a pun.

Question: I guess when you're as smart as me, you start to think of yourself as a genius.


Is this what I have turned into?


Give him a loving hug when he isn't paying attention.


The person who started street live music first.


The trophy in the principal's office even shook from the explosion.


I'm being manipulated by someone!


I'm curious, but I don't want to see it at night because it's definitely scary.

Question: In zombie movies, the one who always gets killed.


The chat record is empty?


Next to the puffy apricot.

Question: Try adding the character 'tree' to titles or quotes for an interesting twist.


As long as I don't look down, I won't fall.


Waiting for Zelda.


I find negotiation experts very talkative.


What is tulle?


What hairstyle would you like today, customer?


Maruko-chan is oversensitive to ratings.


Morning calisthenics at the construction site.


Magnum Tornado! The fruition of its creation.


When counting to ten thousand sheep, the farmer appeared.


Called the zookeeper 'mom.'


Died from what seems to be a fatal wound.

Question: Please say something like I barely survived with critical injuries.


Monday at 8:15 AM.


I got stuck in the height restriction the other day www.


Father, do you swear to always love her? Kenji, I will consider it.


The deodorant commercial is really aggressive.


Make money.

Question: Make everyone happy in 7 words or less.


Wait, I forgot something!


The price standard is per yard.

Question: When a professional golfer takes a job with a taxi company, what might happen?


Doctor: Overeating is not advisable; this mukbang streamer came to me for eating too much during a live broadcast


Walking against the moving sidewalk.


The Prime Minister of Japan.

Question: That guy is kind of suspicious, you know.


Hear carefully.

Question: Please get carried away with editing the title.


The beckoning cat of the Great Lord.


Don't you want to turn into an ape too?


Huh? Foot bath?


The daughter said that today's homework was to draw my dad.


I lost my wallet.


Hey! That's my hourly wage, right?


Grandma and grandchild.


Mountain Girl

Question: Can you please explain Princess Mononoke in a concise manner?


Adjust the rope according to your neck circumference.


Wow, the ocean is coming at me!


I already know who the culprit is.


In my eyes, there's only you.


Shizuka and Anpanman's image is crumbling.

Question: I wanted to hit something before I started talking nonsense.


If you know who this is, you're senile and addicted.


I thought we were going for another pretend drive by the pet hospital, but when we passed it, we didn't stop.


There was a one-point blocker stuck in the ceiling of the gymnasium.


After 75 hours, I heard the subtle witticism of the villain.


Ever since I got nicknamed 'Murasaki Uni' because of my straight hair, I've been having a hellish student life and I'm so jealous of those with natural curly hair.


Terrifyingly fast knife techniques.


Turn on the light bulb, please.


Love, longing, and strength of heart.


Target locked, eye contact made.


The jogger.


What the hell is wrong with me? I got another zero again!


The sound is mushy/gurgly.

Question: I don't like those gacha machines where you get completely unrelated items.


The motive for the crime is excessive.


I have to protect the peace in my home, so...


The moment the candle caused a fire.


Do you really know anything about investing? You're already bald...


Chie forgets Haku's real name.

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.

Question: Please make that animation dynamic.


See you next week for Rock Paper Scissors!


Gaia is whispering to me, ' Shine more, you too.'

Question: Please say something that will make me think, 'This is serious.'


Keeps showing off the newly installed LED lights after arriving.


I can't write signs because I can't see up close.

Question: New eight is finding it inconvenient now that his vision has decreased to 50.


Bob, who is known for being cheerful among the Bob alliance members, has recently been lacking energy.


I can't find where to push the stars.

Question: In English, the sentence would be: Sometimes when I wake up and open my eyes first thing in the morning, I smile but don't press on the star.


My stool is too dry.


Gold Tanaka became an office worker and then a leader, facing various challenges at the company.

Question: Please add an episode of感动 that makes people across America cry, as moving as the story of Kimi-taro.


Castration (neuter) surgery.


There was a dispute over the difference in payment based on the number of performances.


The only person who knows about the Dachau Club is me.


This guy turns into Batman's arch-nemesis when he gets hungry.


Trap! Don't come any closer!


You said you would wake me up at 9 am.


I left all my worries behind.


Who is complaining? Is it me, Otani? Is it me, Otani?


Both of them have really bad sleeping postures.


Found the lost toy car tire from yesterday!


Looks like you're feeling lively and cute today.


Would you like some garlic?

Question: Changing your heart will change your actions, changing your actions will change your habits, changing your habits will change your personality, and changing your personality will change your being.


"Mom! The hamster is missing again!"


Just a simple task of supporting the piano lid.


I'm sorry, I can't keep up with the humor in the topic...

Question: Sorry for all the boring questions.


I don't know if they're an Instagrammer or something, but you can't just put anything on it.


The pillow is too bouncy


If Takoyaki Wan were here, I think I could eat it, so I'll have some.

Question: When I ran into the asker on the street, something that's common would happen.


Say 'Come on over for dinner' and they'll come.


A zebra is blown into the air by strong winds.


I wish I could do my homework on the last day of summer vacation, even if it means borrowing a cat's paw, I muttered, and then TAMO, our cat, came over to help.


I can't make the commitment to stay at the company.

Question: Why don't you say the middle of the afternoon when you say the middle of the morning?


A dash to the bathroom after a long meeting.


Hush, little boy! I guess that's because you couldn't save him, huh?


The top secret of the company was encrypted with my grandson's birthday, but grandma kept decrypting it.


I've been staying up late every night since Monday.

Question: Destroy the popular TV show by adding three letters.


Huh? You mean kernel?


Looks like I can win if I step out from behind this screen.


Hunter x Hunter is on hiatus.

Question: Make me say 'Grrrrrrrr!!!!'


You think you broke through the wall, but you're being deceived. This is just... gas.


Heartbroken angel.


Dog lovers, let's go to sleep.


Sorry, I can't go in the woods because there are bugs.


Hey, look! A new game called 'Family Computer Wars' has come out! That's one intense simulation!


Blossoming grass in the shade of the sun.

Question: Please add grass to the title of movies or anime to make it seem less interesting.


Make them think you're going to get sushi, but don't actually have to.

Question: Please tell me a fake etiquette to give to someone visiting a sushi conveyor belt for the first time.


Counting sheep won't help me sleep, so I prayed to God and He sent me a lot of angels, telling me to count them instead.


We will invite fans of mobile burgers to embark on a mysterious tour.


Did you use my yo-yo?


That day only, all curry varieties available.

Question: What special reward did I get when I ate all the curry varieties from COCO Ichibanya in one day?


Thank you for your letter.

Question: Change the title of a horror movie slightly to make it cuter.


Hey, you've got a great body. You should consider joining the Self-Defense Forces, what do you think?


The subordinate who is distributing souvenirs from a business trip to everyone is not coming over here.


This is the only time when I can't deal damage.


Well, I was here just a minute ago, you know.


The person who was hosting the meal finally came out of the toilet.


The first step of marathon made me feel gassy.


The proof is in the pudding.


When you see a ball being hit with full force, you get excited.

Question: 2% of tennis referees have concerns.


My girlfriend is angry.


The big names have arrived.


It must be a transverse flute because it blows horizontally.


Come on... be silly.


The job market in 2020 can be inferred from a recruitment fair for community security guards.


The Rainbow Bridge is closed!

Question: Please ruin the famous line by changing it slightly.


Open until 8 PM on business days.

Question: Can you tell me about an oversold market like a quiet Sunday?


I forgot my red mask.

Question: Why aren't you launching with Getta Robo?


I thought we had everything prepared for the class-wide shoulder dislocation contest, but nobody's shoulders dislocated and time ran out.


Don't hesitate, donate blood from anywhere.


The level 100 cooking skill that's barely within my reach.


Get the news fast.

Question: The unexpected benefits of doing things by being foolish.


I want us to stop being friends!

Question: I need improvement in the area of being less forgetful.


Fiddling with the cat.


So I'm not pooping, okay!


May 5th! Who would you like to answer this question? Today is May 15th.


Your embarrassing behavior at yesterday's after-party!


The narrator said, He painted in this order.


Radio won't work right, it keeps breaking.


Fallen vase's point of view.


How much can you reproduce in 5 seconds? The winner of the competition will be determined by that.


While daydreaming by the window in an art gallery, someone offered one billion for the artwork.


Net-addicted teenage girl.


Wasn't that the girlfriend of the Blue Warrior who just went into the hotel with a man?


We can't focus on the battle because we're distracted by the smell of each other's hair conditioner.


I'm pushing it with brute force.


We're really excited for the live-action adaptation of Cat's Eye!


Divide Tokyo Tower into 333 equal parts.

Question: Can you teach me how to measure one meter?


I admit that I broke the yellow light in the office.


Cry spray's working!


What if I told you I just got here?


Kenichiro, I'm not lying.


You say that while you're leaving, huh!

Question: Common things in the morning.


Wait, you mean our family doesn't have an oil field? So Dad isn't an oil tycoon? But Dad is always covered in oil... huh? Subcontractor?


Dora the Explorer fell down, ahh ahh ahh.


Snap!


STAP cells only worked on citrus fruits.


The object makes a chomping sound when you move it.


That's all there is between me and a donkey.


Here we go, I can't catch up... oh nooooommm!!!!


"Aftermath" has already been accurately described by Westerners as a noun meaning "trauma".


When I woke up, the controller was broken and the ship was docked.

Question: Random things that happen in Japan.


An egg hitting a stone.


Realistic Powerful Amateur Baseball

Question: Please transform the name of your smartphone alarm or game into something sad and see how it looks.


Ugh, sudden gale-force downpour.


Dood, can you help me out?


We need more hands to solve the shortage!


Can't tell if it's the real deal or just an imposter, but here's the actual person.


Gummy bear becomes garbage.

Question: Please change one character in the word for sweets and make me not want to eat them.


The elephant's trunk is so long!


So, that's it! ♡


Hey Mom! That dog was really surprised, wasn't it?


Does tonkatsu taste good?


My baked bread is as soft as my family's sofa.


The two of them only ever play rock and paper.


Cocktail Quail ... here is a big bucket and a small bucket.

Question: Please don't leave the fairy tale unfinished.


The student in front is holding in his fart for too long.


Why have I been waiting for two hours and the traffic light is still red?


At the previous conference, I had my chest fully exposed to men.


Shuffling and shuffling, he helps me move my ball, 'dododoro...'

Question: What will the Dragon God do if I gather 7 Drago Balls?


Waiting Girl


I tried to give the kid a high five, but he wasn't wearing any shoes and got really excited.


No, I haven't eaten anything.


I said workout, but probably not what you meant.


Deliver a fatal blow to your part-time sweeping opponent.


King Kazu is still active today.

Question: Twenty years after leaving prison, I was shocked to come out.


Are we just playing around?


Frowning old man.


After kicking the ball that fools can't see, a great game begins.


The mystery tour function where the destination is determined at will.

Question: What features do I need in my latest car navigation system? What kind of functions should it have?


Grandpa said, 'Can I win with this move?' and he hasn't moved for two hours.


I'm going to get drinks, but would you like curry?

Question: Please say I'll be back.


When you're thinking about or getting interested in scary stories, it's evidence that ghosts are gathering nearby.

Question: It's late at night, so scary story time.


Let's bake cookies with fresh, just-laid eggs!


On the quiz show, when Mr. Hamada enters the room with the correct answer A.


Please give me two Pikachu masks.


A penny I dropped in the gutter came back to me.


Revenue generation.

Question: What should be the ultimate goal for the people?


UAE (United Arab Emirates)

Question: What's the title of the song that I think won't sell well?


The moment the train arrived at the station, it was anthropomorphized.


NEWS is zero.

Question: Please add three words to the title and make it less interesting.


When I get out of the bath, my wife is unlocking my phone.


Hey! I'm a tennis ball! Tennis is so much fun!


I can't, I messed up.


Here I am, I'm back.


Oh? Are you treating me? Thank you so much!


Is there an empty seat?


I won a year's worth of chiffon!


Seems like they want to be friends and are looking at me.


Oops, I ran you over.


I thought it was a picture of mountains and valleys in an instant.


Student D is giggling!

Question: Mr. made the class fall asleep with his lullaby! He put student A to sleep, he put student B to sleep, and he put student C to sleep.


You sit up.


Water in oil that was splashed up.


Cat 'I won't have a Miyazaki-like development, so pay attention to me.'


The Kunoichi's wife is in the back row of the One-Ninety-Second Squadron.


Another street cleared out!


I'm not good at slippers.


Two cars.


Masterpiece.

Question: Kindly said, she's not unattractive. Rudely said, she's a bitch.


The coach and referee from the opposite side are fighting.


Mr. TieDan lives up to his name.


What the heck are you talking about?

Question: I thought it was Mr. poopman, but it turned out to be Mr. punchman. What was Mr. punchman's reaction?


Ever since I ran a red light while crossing the street, I've been afraid that the police will come knocking on my door every day.


The town hall is at it again, making a fool of itself.


It's already this season...


Mom...?


What caught your eye? A flower, a face or cleavage?


I was disciplined instead of being let off the hook at the izakaya.


You're Kakutoro, right!


Middle-aged men with allergies.


You're doomed - the next race is about who swims slower.


First the big tuna! Me too!


This kid is at it again, bumping their head and then playing the piano all day saying they're Chopin. It's on a keyboard, so it's sad.


I stubbed my little finger on the corner of the dresser and cried out in pain before I could even speak.


Only one panel to convey the story on day 100.


Someone upstairs is spitting.


I can pause time for just 0.01 seconds.

Question: A 1 yen lottery ticket has the potential to yield a winning scratch-off.


My catchphrase at school reunions.

Question: Please remember to come back even if you only remember the name.


Touching the ground with your feet.

Question: Don't wrap it like an onigiri.


You don't have to put it in your mouth.


You can build up the strength to flick downward with your index finger.

Question: Can you tell me some random funny things?


Wasted 100 days as a crocodile.

Question: Please don't waste that title, it's pointless.


I bought 3 sets of food toys, and all 3 sets had duplicates.


Even with 1,000 people on board, Inaba's got it covered!

Question: Please make a famous phrase fun by adding one zero.


The sunrise on the first day of Reiwa is definitely different.


The battle scene of Pokemon.


Hey, check it out!

Question: The quirks and eccentricities of the cheerleading squad at the school festival.


Takiya Kritseru, 12 years old; Morisusen Mizusawa, 8 years old; Watabe Youichi, 16 years old.


In fact, I'm pointing it to my head and chin.


I've been a doll for 16 years! I'm still in the box today!


I want to say something interesting/anecdotal.

Question: Something I want to say once in my life.


Did Mei-tar say that?


The handling of the remains is careless, and they have already turned to powder before being cremated.

Question: What would happen if there was a really posh funeral director?


I entered a contest to win a 50m Buddha statue, thinking it was a joke, but then I received an email saying I won and now it seems like the statue is getting closer and closer to my house.


Anyone can make money easily by using their smartphone during free time with no quotas.


Subaru's skit interrupting the Gold Rush Hour show.

Question: What is this? or Do they have this?


By the way, said the pretty girl.

Question: What's wrong with being naked?


Does it burn from the inside or get charred from the outside?


According to what the old lady said, there's supposed to be an R written on my forehead.

Question: Is it really Krillin?


They sure do a lousy job at lying...


The sumo wrestling platform used for ancient times is made of concrete.

Question: This sumo stable is stylish~ What kind of sumo stable is it?


Everyone! Out!


How many men do you think there are in the world? 9.2 billion ~

Question: Can you tell me the trendy words for 2030?


No volleyball allowed in the restroom.


Only realized the phone was stolen when it said "Bluetooth disconnected


When telling the story of the spear and shield, both people held shields.


I drink alcohol because of that.

Question: A one-word phrase that makes me uneasy during Mario Kart with friends.


In the loan competition.


Concentrate while driving!


Best before date? Who cares, just eat it?


The next day, I have work to do.

Question: I don't like adult stuff.


Hey, hey ho, hey ho! It's not really soldiers we're imitating!


Peach Tarō is really into someone.


This is a brand new product!


The worker ants all wear this.


I'll set a trap with my little hands, ♥.


Going back home for the holidays.


Oh, you mean the group with the fancy batch that's been making headlines lately?

Question: Please make a comment with SDGIS attached to it, as if you had a hat on your head.


Search for Goku on Google.


We two... we have to go to the health department.


Drinking too much coffee can turn your skin yellow, right?

Question: Please think about an article that makes me believe you're serious with all your might.


To Yukito Katsuragi with a gold bar.

Question: Cat got your tongue?


Think about how to use miles.


A drawing of an unknown person by an unknown child.

Question: The subtle thing I received as a reward for the survey.


Tomato, tomato, tomato, ketchup, tomato, tomato, tomato...


I realized that it wasn't candy after five seconds.


Keep your chin up and stay determined.

Question: What's the buzzword of the year?


The lantern show is scary because there are only strangers I don't know.


Human Othello


Oh brother, let's do it together! We can conquer anything as long as we work as a team!


Soak in the tub.

Question: You shouldn't use a towel that has wiped away大量的泪水.


Don't dance even if it's fun.


This is me now.


Have you stepped on my contact?


Team members are coming from behind.


Where did you get separated from your mother?


You were thinking about something sneaky, weren't you?


Fireworks Beauty PART 6.


I lied and said I was 18.


I thought it wasn't good that Melos didn't run.

Question: You might think I haven't read it and don't understand, but here's a mind-bending passage.


You know where I'm hiding it, don't you!


Gōtoku Godai's Wild Ride Memorial


Natto originated in Akita.

Question: Please tell me what I should be careful about when traveling to茨城県.


The building in Singapore.


The divorce lawyer my wife hired talked about the most confident part.


Lastly, we emphasize that this machine is absolutely safe and never has any electrical leakage.


A player on the baseball team has been discovered to have an infectious disease and is suspended from activities.

Question: A team called Hanshin Tigers and Yomiuri Giants was born in the league. Please tell me its features.


The deity in charge of making clouds likes cosplay.


Hey, it's Anpanman here!


My wife was caught going to hostess clubs.


Missile debris.

Question: Please explain Kim Jong-un to me in layman's terms.


Let's go and squeeze into the subway.


The water is cold today.


I am 60 years old and have never worked before.

Question: Please share your humble brag.


They're comparing that person to all of Doraemon's tools.


Large bread.

Question: Add two characters to the food and see if it tastes worse.


Don't worry, I have it on.


Standing is not allowed.


Cheesy gratin with three creamy cheeses and chef's whim salad.


Hey everyone, it's me! said the foreigner, but who the hell are you?


Who just said "Amen"?


A gorilla starts running towards a banana.

Question: Can you explain that game in haiku?


Hey, Mikey!


Forty-seventh rank.

Question: What city or state do you live in?


Baseball Fingers, End Game.


After summer vacation was over, I was called into the office due to hair problems.


Let's take advantage of that silly joke.


The content is about end-of-life planning.

Question: NHK Today, the typical thing about the disappearing grandmother who says 'I don't know' all the time.


High Life Flow


If we replace Kansai with Wakayama Prefecture, Nara Prefecture, and Hyogo Prefecture.

Question: Kanagawa Prefecture, Saitama Prefecture, Chiba Prefecture.


The killer said you seem leisurely, not like a busy person.


The kidnapping incident becomes real.

Question: Conan and Umaru collab is so cute!


Vegetarians

Question: Please add grass to the title of movies or anime to make it seem less interesting.


Can I turn that over?


The pattern on the clothes that the Osaka grandmother is wearing.


LCC has come this far.


Good evening.

Question: What is the number one inappropriate word to say in an adult greeting?


The truth behind the increase in arranged marriages.


Sing it to me by someone who's good at it.

Question: Can you teach me how to get high scores at karaoke?


Play the original song at full volume towards Mike.

Question: Can you teach me how to get high scores at karaoke?


I've only eaten at school cafeterias.


Chew on the gold medal.

Question: It's okay, it was just a kid thing. There's only so much that can be forgiven.


You joked and said 'Even though you have no hair on your head, your eyebrows are impressive, huh?' but you'll regret it later.


Who said that so early?!


I had a temperature of 99.5 degrees, but I managed to appeal to the non-contact thermometer located at the entrance of the store.


Yes, I touched it so it's mine.


The boss's wife has such severe hair loss.


The hot water in the bath is healthy.

Question: Please say something like Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind.


The prawn slipped off the chopsticks.


On the TV show 'Family Search,' they're usually found.

Question: NHK Today, the typical thing about the disappearing grandmother who says 'I don't know' all the time.


Are you the interviewer? Please have a seat. The reason I chose your company is...


You don't look 60, do you?


Upon hearing it, I felt like That's gotta be that guitarist! but then I thought, Wait, this can't be tako-wi's theme song, right? It's probably just a matter of taste.

Question: Please make the topic owner blush.


Charming Nest

Question: I don't like these sparkly names. What kind of name?


Holding long hair found in the car, waiting for my husband to come home.


This remote control is mine!


I'll get on the dohyo too!


There's no such thing as someone who doesn't get my jokes, right?


Young man, your Yellow Diamond membership has expired.


I'm not good at breakdancing.


I mentioned that I wanted to move soon and they treated me to some strange food.


Fuck that kid from two years ago, I won't forgive him.


Generally speaking, it's within reach.

Question: Please show off your skills, Matchi.


I don't think it's just Bakin-Man who holds a grudge against bread.


My otaku brother is stalking my date, but he's blindingly obvious in his death metal fashion.


I only remember drinking at the hostess club on Sunday morning.


Grandpa couldn't even remember his grandson's appearance, let alone his gender.


The Japanese Archipelago.

Question: If you could only bring one thing to a deserted island, what would it be?


Let's go back together!


When can I take my next driving test for license plate three, coach?


Sinful Big Mac LL Set

Question: McDonald's finally introduces all-night McDonald's service! What does it include?


Can I have just one of these?


Christmas is coming again this year, erasing the happy events.

Question: Change the lyrics of a Christmas song to make it sad.


Are you looking for the neighbor? They moved out yesterday.


Yesterday, I happened to go there and it was really just by chance.

Question: Beyond the event horizon of a black hole.


The day after bringing the girl you met home.


Hey, what's up Mz?

Question: Please make a comment as if you had done something wrong.


Damn it! Attacking while others were taking their temperature!


Don't vomit poison.

Question: I don't like this Yuji Koga.


Yes, she's a daughter who can go right away. What do you prefer, someone older or a younger sister type?


I have a habit of taking three steps forward and then two steps back.


Finish eating before UNICEF arrives.


Yes, I would like to resign from my job as a caretaker.


Daxiong found his mother's old exam papers.


It's really stretchy, huh?

Question: What's the buzzword of the year?


Peanut Butter Man is pulling the rope tightly.


The MV for KICKBACK.


Three meals a day.

Question: If you have no future dreams, set today's goal.


Give me stars, I'm being stupid, give me stars.

Question: Please write a trivial haiku.


Five minutes left to hand in.


Sunny morning, favorite music, bike riding against the wind, bouncy dog, empty road, bouncy dog.


There is not a single star in my senility.

Question: The last word spoken before dying.


It was all done by the secretary, and I was not informed.

Question: Can you say 'Such a thing happens?'


I'm gonna start drumming next to the orchestra.

Question: The manners of listening to a 1000-piece orchestra concert are bad.


The high school I got into is a correspondence program, so I don't have to go to school in person.

Question: The most fun thing I did this New Year.


I just touched it slightly.


If you think it's delicious, call out the staff to bring in the chef.

Question: Please tell me a fake etiquette to give to someone visiting a sushi conveyor belt for the first time.


Why am I not accepted by Yamato Transport?


I am allergic to metals.


I'm not thinking of the boss as the last one.

Question: Random things that happen in Japan.


Forgot.


When I put eye drops on my eyes from the second floor, the surface of my eye.


What the heck is that little boy!


Oh, the sterilization surgery is next.


I only have a birthday once every four years on February 29th.

Question: In a leap year, one word.


The location will host the Olympics.

Question: I don't like this Okayama Prefecture.


Conan vs. Hello Kitty one scene.


I was told to drive by the owner.


If I had stood a little further to the right, I could have looked even cooler...

Question: The worst catchphrase after Neville defeated the villain.


Those two will cover the bill!


The queen bee of spider silk.


Suzumiya Haruhi's Depression

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


The javelin stadium is just ahead.


The friend who promised to run to the finish line took off sprinting right from the start.


I'm not wearing fingerless gloves.

Question: I'm the Heisei Rider, huh? I guess so!


Medal, not missile.

Question: What's this thing called Kim Medal? Is it not a gold medal?


Mom, you told me once that you wanted to go tandem biking!


Charlie is a spy.

Question: I wonder if this sushi restaurant is a spy maybe?


Overthrowing human rule and suddenly realizing that I have to start working to support others.


The gathering is full of male colleagues.


Breaking in just because of my bad sleeping habits.


We broke everyone's dreams before everyone calmed down.


Looking at this makes me feel like I'm lifting up my skirt, and it calms me down. 'Are you okay?'


What are the banned words?

Question: The funny part is here, where I'm being silly.


I want to create a world where we can ride the train like this.


Akemi! Don't make my assistance useless! I'm going!


Go straight ahead.


Don't be too much.

Question: Please forgive me, sister.


Why does the landline selfie look so bad?


Mother-in-law's cleaning inspections are so annoying.


Counting one second starting now, 1...

Question: Please tell me a lie in two seconds.


What the hell? Why is Pepper, who was left in the warehouse for 10 years, suddenly turning on now?


The way the perfume smells is disgusting.


Got all the answers right


There's something I need to talk about during the game, so please listen without interrupting me even though it might be inconvenient.


I am a businessman.

Question: Can't help but cheer for these racehorses, names in katakana with no more than 9 characters.


Shush, shut up already!


Can't figure out the crime method, let's just file this case in memory.


Just now, Masako Yoshida, who was rejected from boarding, came running out.


Propane gas.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


I wrote evening edition on my shopping list and Tamori showed up.

Question: Can you please say something like, 'I wrote down ramen on the memo for the kid, and they came back with a can of mutton'?


Don't expect anything from your own team.

Question: Please teach me the correct way to enjoy the World Cup.


Mom  Eat your own dumplings that you made yourself.


Forty-five consecutive shifts.


The guy with glasses' desk mate seems somewhat dangerous.


I spent too much time goofing off again.

Question: Year in Review 2016.


The best part should be left for last.


The loud rap music at night is causing security guards to quit.

Question: Things that are common at a mall with a variety of stores.


Fortune Boy


The answer to the survey of other people.

Question: The subtle thing I received as a reward for the survey.


Please delete the photos from last night.


Is it not a smartphone?

Question: Everyone has thought about it once.


Irritated.

Question: The quirks and eccentricities of the cheerleading squad at the school festival.


I was asked to do a face-palm trick, but I didn't know there were six people counting on it!


The children of the fallen monster started crying and saying 'Daddy!'


Right out of the dryer, straight from battle gear to blue jeans.


Tell your location using GPS.

Question: Please make a secret trap that makes me excited in the hideout.


We bring you this message sponsored by [insert sponsor name].


Depending on the height of the conversation, the hairstyle will change.

Question: I'll tell you a little white lie for someone going to the salon for the first time.


Shackles, yawns, coughs, and sneezes all came at once.


To succeed is to succeed, that's what it means.

Question: Please give me some advice that won't help at all.


After scratching all the toilet paper off, there was a message on the roll that said "Don't even think about snacks today."


Plain rice and plain omelet with soy sauce.

Question: Name of a dish that seems to exist but doesn't.


Take the one who clicked his tongue.

Question: Get me some soy sauce from the back and say it again.


Hey dummy, your stolen wallet dropped.


Slowly...slowly...


This punchline is a classic.

Question: I don't like this surprise.


You let out a small fart with your headphones on in the library, as seen from the perspective of those around you.


Well, no, it's not like that. The pot just does it on its own... oh, is that impossible?


Everyone is asking for too much Yakult.

Question: An elderly woman is thinking about Yakult right now.


France in 2035.


That's what I did with this thing right here.


Can you please stop hiding in Whisper's hair? Instead, can you take Cat away quickly?


When Harry Potter accidentally stumbled into the Star Wars set and was forced to participate in it.


Um... 110 yen... It's 110 yen. No matter how many times I say it, they don't move.


I asked to make it shorter and shorter...


I aimed for the nose, but...


Omg, the kernel just showed up!


Leave some of mom's work for her tonight.


Shrinking back or cowering.

Question: Please abbreviate the brand name in a kitchy way.


There is an enigmatic sense of sin.

Question: Late-night convenience store stuff.


Here's an image from 'Himawari'.


Finally won a rock-paper-scissors game with Sazae-san!


Sorry, I have to go because I have a study session.


Awesome Sir, Huzzah!


Sadako stepped on a thumbtack under the TV.


I have shampoo and am going out.

Question: Never do anything during a typhoon.


Terrorists took the school and principal hostage, threatening to burn the school if they didn't receive five million dollars. The students then spontaneously took action.


Kiyotaka Shimizu

Question: Please say something like It's the 334th consecutive time out of 9,800 total, it feels like the end.


Benjamin, please.


No, I am not a monk.

Question: Let's transform that famous tune into a confusing tune by misspelling the title.


OK, OK! Let me start with the fire extinguisher in my head


Hold on! 999!


Embrace your personality and let it shine freely.

Question: Can you please say something that I don't quite understand?


In the vicinity of the center of the world, shout love.

Question: Please add three words to the title and make it less interesting.


College life will be easier.


Yesterday you gave me some wasabi paste that I bought.


Sorry, I can't have him at my place.


Aunt, I'll exchange it for a basket of bamboo.


In zero gravity on the moon, Saito can survive, but he looks scary so I recommend he wear a spacesuit.


What's your gender? Are you male or female?


Boss of all bosses.


Stop eating and sleeping all day, sometimes serve the customers too.


Throwing into a group of Japanese tree frogs.

Question: Please teach me the wrong way to use a boomerang.


Completed an extremely difficult set of bungee exercises.


The number of stars on the heart's blur has突破了 two digits.

Question: Sweet, this is the moment I think.


When you enter, the Famima entrance melody plays.

Question: Please make a secret trap that makes me excited in the hideout.


I'm really worried that I'll get caught.


Oreos are really delicious.


You only need your insurance card at the beginning.

Question: I'll tell you a little white lie for someone going to the salon for the first time.


Hey, Eren, you in there? Can you open up over here?


smiling face with open mouth (mouth turned up)


Drum-style washing machine, ready to start! Ready to start!


Rabbit.

Question: Think about what you would look like if you were in school. Pick three things that you would most likely have with you.


Words to Send (Tetsuya Takeuchi Solo A cappella Version)

Question: A red fox and a green rabbit.


I ate too much.

Question: When Maria got pregnant, what she thought.


There is no company party.

Question: The advantages of the state of emergency declaration.


Tea Hunter

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


Over there, there are children who can't sleep! Hurry up!


What is before and after, I don't know.


Hey, can you see my deceased dad?


The cute footprint made him happy, but his expression turned serious.


Don't turn on the fan when mom is fixing it.


In English, the sentence would be something like More of a Touch Breadman than Food Breadman, though.


There are mistakes all over the place in this data! You're not getting anything done at all! Sit down and fix it quickly.


This diaper is my medal of honor. Don't change it.


I met this girl on a dating app and everything about her - her face, hair, fashion sense, smell, and preferred hangout spots - is off the charts.


Are you skipping stones?


The wedding of my ex-boyfriend and ex-girlfriend.

Question: I would hate a wedding like that.


译文：Honey bath.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


Watch out for poop over there.


Did you drop this old man?


Can you add some non-boring blurbs to the bulletin board? Examples include things like 'something that looked like this appeared in front of me ⭐3 stars' or 'using fancy language to make it seem better than it is ⭐'.

Question: I need improvement in the area of being less forgetful.


Its knee is on my seat, even though it's my seat.


Can you hear me? I'm talking to you in your mind...


Can you teach me how to move forward in Hokkaido?


Well, considering this is the topic, it seems like Tako Wi-san is绝望 for the weekend. Why's that?

Question: Desperate weekend.


That is a hospital.

Question: I'll tell you a little white lie for someone going to the salon for the first time.


Call her house and if anyone other than her answers, hang up.

Question: Sorry, I can't assist with that.


She's my honey! She's beautiful, a great cook, and has a good head on her shoulders. The only concern is that she misunderstands formulas like sin, cos, and tangent in math.


Sometimes I forget which hand is in front.


A 1-ton truck.


My handshake is bad.


I fell into the butter pool?


I got excited when I heard about a see-through women's toilet, but it turned out to be different than what I thought.


Don't fall, attraction.


It's easy to say, but I feel so lonely without it that I can't sleep at night.


All the students quieted down before the teacher did.


Oh no! I just remembered that I can't swim!


The translation has already started.


The master is changing clothes.


Hurry to the mall before forgetting the size of the refrigerator.


That nose is so unique/sophisticated.


A successful doctor without fail.

Question: The hospital name that drives you crazy with anxiety.


The difficult-to-deal-with child of an awkward duck is Mini Kui.

Question: Let's go see the red leaves, but let's not go see stomach ulcers.


This is a souvenir of cooking for the first time.


Wow! Hahaha! Hahahaha!


On second thought, the person next to me was an enemy.


A country can annex the territory of a losing team.

Question: Absolutely do not add any new rules to soccer.


Tenguba stumbled.


After getting the long-awaited X-ray specs.


Brown rice.


Fifteen seconds before launch.


At that time, I still thought it was all-you-can-eat...


Under a big chestnut tree, I want to be held by you.


Watching my neighbor's night activities.


The dog of the North Star.

Question: Please make that anime feel disappointing for me.


The limit today is here.

Question: Please teach me an excuse to use when I mess up.


I dropped my notebook in the human world, so I have to go back and get it.


Relatives came over and left, insisting on giving money to the child.


I can't think of a rebuttal to the viewers' voices who say my mother is annoying.


Thanks for the car loan. But what if, just in case, I can't hold down the hood and it flies up and hits something? Would you get mad then? Just in case.


I apologize for adding Nori to the Globe, and I'll have a press conference about it.


When I reached the 999th sheep, I entered the boss battle.


Wait... Guns aren't allowed.


In combat, they're so strong that they never get into a pinch.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when in a tight spot during battle?


The soup was hot.


Sorry, I can't assist with that.

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


If it doesn't have fruit in its name, then it's officially a bird (serious post).

Question: September 1st is Kiwi Day, so be silly, please.


Fist.


Open for a prize.


Every week, high viewership ratings are driven by scenes where the husband is caught cheating.


I don't know how to use it correctly, I'm doing it wrong because I don't know!


Solar disinfection


A makeup-free influencer on Instagram.


No, there are three people on the roof, two people under the floor, and another sniper in the mountains behind.


Setting out on a journey to the metropolis of Magic.


Finished.


Encountered a colleague at the SM club.


Sakana Kun's Last Will

Question: Geez!


Adult Playground

Question: Something is missing from the land of dreams.


I was turned down when I tried to join the Social Democratic Party. Why, do you know?


"Can you figure out my weak spot?"


2 years ago me


Cats are limited to sashimi, right?


The mixed Greco-Roman style competition will be held in the athletes' village at night.


Batteries inside an old-fashioned flashlight.


Real-life version of Kobayashi-san's Dragon Maid episode 1.


Yes, this is the guy who broke the vase.


I still make fun of you.

Question: How wonderful it would have been if it was just a dream.


Don't you know there's the phrase 'one day at a time'?

Question: Why don't you say the middle of the afternoon when you say the middle of the morning?


I owe you one!

Question: Rutina Itaya is furious.


In the end, was the pancreas actually tasty?

Question: You might think I haven't read it and don't understand, but here's a mind-bending passage.


A surprise for my second wife.


The sushi is dripping so much that water droplets keep flying into my face as I'm coming back.


Rising from being a nuisance traveler to this point.

Question: Can you please tell me an inspiring episode about Mr. Wise from Class 1, 3rd grade?


A day without battle is a victory.

Question: Did you know that Kimetsu no Yaiba was an anime adaptation of Kekkero?


After getting scolded yesterday, I intended to behave well, but the shelf where the vase was placed fell down on its own.


Monkeys were making high-quality things out of wool felt.


The enemy was caught in an ambush using survey papers.


The level of this year's costume contest is high.


Don't dance at the movie theater.

Question: And some Ifdo person is surprised about something. What are they surprised about?


Big push, no way! Come on!


A man suspected of being a ghost killed himself in order to prove that he was alive.

Question: Please say something that will make me think, 'This is serious.'


There was a sudden brake before.


Kazuo Kasuma's Capoeira

Question: Please add one letter to that character's name and make it funny.


United Church

Question: What's the buzzword of the year?


There's an insect on my lip, not sure if I should kill it.


What's up?


Each song is accompanied by a popup demanding payment for the reception fee.

Question: I don't like this Kōhaku Uta Gassen.


Are you the sidekick?


Was the ball scary? I'm sorry.


If only the adult had handed over the tulle, things wouldn't have turned out this way...


I'm doing it alone.

Question: What's the reason for not getting excited about cold beer?


Excuse me, I won an ice cream!


Give back the Red Warrior's pants!


Mom used to use special strawberry-flavored toothpaste when she wasn't home, and the woman who broke in was caught because of it.


I realized I forgot to put on my jacket at the 20-kilometer mark.


I bought headphones but the shape is different on the left and right sides.


To skip the ad and unlock 5 minutes as a free member.

Question: Can you please tell me which commercial you dislike?


Oh my God! Did the protagonist get a backstory?


I thought I could really compete here.

Question: The reason why you're being silly.


Hamster discovered!


Katsu, let's party hard for your coming of age ceremony!


Come at me! Aren't you coming? Are you coming?


There is a legal dispute over custody of Tarachan in court.

Question: I don't like this crabby Ayako.


Sorry, my child stole another base again.


I'm not sure when to stop being silly.

Question: Please speak in your natural voice.


There's a seat during evening rush hour.


I submitted a silly joke that I thought about, and then received an unfamiliar message...

Question: Let's take a step back and organize our thoughts on this again, maybe we did something like this before.


The dementia owner has taken me for a walk 16 times today.


Was it you who put ink on my face again?


Just in time for Spring Festival.


In my natural state, I show myself.


Tight-lipped, I can't remember the details of that incident.

Question: What's the recent烦恼 of the magic mature woman?


Pay before, pay after.


So I told you, staying up late is bad for your skin and your body. Let's go to bed now.


I've never done it before.

Question: At some point, everyone in the office has experienced something类似的意思


I thought I had mistaken my weapons when rushing out of the hotel, but then realized the enemy's leader was holding my weapon.


I'm so hungry, sorry old master.


Leeches can suck.


Broke the time machine chair.

Question: What is common when Kaito春日 played Doraemon?


I like you, can we date?


Watch the speech on saving food.


Guo Jingming, who has made it big.


Since the owner told us, You can eat cucumbers too, our kappa life started.


I ain't gonna be up all night, man!


That guy, Tanaka, is getting pretty good at controlling his chakras.


Oh no, sorry about that! I mixed up the programs!


Excuse me, sir/madam, you left something behind at your seat! Wait! Why are you running away?


Get a discount.

Question: What will happen if I swear loyalty to Winter General?


The female driver activated the airbag in time as there was danger ahead.


Xiaobai is here.


Overworked and exhausted, going through rotating shifts of overtime, half-day off, and pay cuts. I don't want to work anymore.

Question: Please don't change any single word of the song title or lyrics.


Seven-day holiday.


I made up my mind which hand to use on Let's Make It In America just as the deadline was approaching.


Something seems off about the Taiko no Tatsujin I bought online.


Governor Ito's briefcase has finally taken its final form.


The reason for the change in Little Kaito's grandpa's voice is because of getting lost in a maze.

Question: Conan dropped an explosive statement.


I looked at colorful donuts under a microscope.


I just want presents, no gifts.

Question: I have my birthday tomorrow, to be exact.


I'm desperate to be in a movie, wow.


I was planning on sneaking out while that guy was sleeping on the wall, but I can't help myself.


I don't think I've ever heard that from my dad.


There's only so much usable data left.


There's almost nothing left to tax except air.


The child I like went through it.


Handsome guys don't like you either, you know.

Question: Something you shouldn't say to a woman who dislikes handsome men.


6 written backwards is 9.


The end of AMUSE TV show, followed by the rainy season.

Question: This seems like it could be the final special episode of Ametalk.


Love to laugh.


The DJ played Michael Jackson's "Thriller."


Give up... that's not the little peak we used to know.


Can you do a little bit of voice impersonation for me, please?

Question: When your body was submitted for appraisal by the鉴定団, what did the appraisers say?


Eighty percent of believers are overweight.

Question: The world's religious organizations often do things like McDonald's.


Hair can be dyed up to 12 colors.


Baked all night.


Snails lose.

Question: I don't like this rabbit and turtle.


If you've made the decision to quit being a cop, even though you don't have any apprentices, please contact us here.


Job-related questions.

Question: What is common when Atsuko Honda transforms into a Precure?


My first errand.


Bob, who is used to eating chips while watching TV.


Time Traveler: I thought we agreed that the Jurassic era was all about dinosaurs!


I'll head back to my room first.

Question: In zombie movies, the one who always gets killed.


We will inform you of noon in no time.


originally, the messages from roommates requesting meals were all addressed as "Dad"; recently, they have changed to "darling"


What the heck are you talking about? I don't understand.

Question: What is the opposite of 'hearing 1 and knowing 10'?


The company offers good employee benefits such as rental uniforms and welfare programs.

Question: Can you tell me the good points of the Imperial Army in Star Wars?


Why is there an empty seat in the middle of the classroom and a transfer student sitting there?

Question: In anime, there's this common funny contrast: characters who wouldn't seem like the singing type suddenly singing character songs.


Gazing out through the holes in your socks


There's only one bite left!


One correct joke answer to the question.

Question: I don't want to say anymore.


Konnichiwa, Nobi-kun! Can you please give me that medicine to feel better soon? Today my parents are out, so I have all the time in the world.


What hairstyle are you going to do today?


I'm flustered because I realized my clothes are tied together.


I had my gun out and they took it easily.


As usual.


50 Years of Humanity!

Question: The last word spoken before dying.


I know what club activities are, but what is club activity?

Question: Ten things that are common in extracurricular activities at high school in Japan.


UNO!


There's a ring at the bottom of the dish he made for me. Even someone like me can be happy too...


If a cute kid comes, they will give me an extra meat bun.

Question: This convenience store employee seems laid back! What was the employee like?


In about three months, the year will be over.

Question: Don't ask me such a thing.


35 years old, first time grocery shopping.


Chatter away during meals!

Question: Korean-asian country facts and trivia.


My son's classes are almost over.

Question: What are some things that become difficult as they get bigger?


Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

Question: Please make it feel like a hassle to multiply by seven.


I picked myself up because no one would help me.


Oh, no mistake! It's hemorrhoids!


Show me the details and I'll see if I'm ready for it. Oh no, my salary is much too low...


First cigarette smoke at 15 in the daytime.


Wow! Ants are crawling all over it!


Half an hour left until expiration.


How can Pig-san trick the wolf like this?


Only one person is sober, and the rest are drunk.


You said you didn't like flash mobs, right?


I'm not bad. It's my parents' upbringing that's the problem.


I don't understand what the cat is asking.


The person who sews up fish wounds.


There's no catch.


Can I really say it? There are just too many to list... (laugh)

Question: Please say something on the level of even Gandhi takes a running start before hitting.


That's it, the one for getting rid of peaches.

Question: Please explain the story carelessly.


Mario is sexless.

Question: Nintendo going off the rails? What's the title of the new Mario game?


Okay, it looks like it's going to take a while for everything to cook, so let's calculate pi to the end.


As a child, I used to make mud balls. The prettier ones would break the fastest.


Everyone around me became a member of the association.

Question: Gave up.


Come on! It's just 1+1!


Jaggy is always the cutest when he's left out with the others.


Grandpa's chin is really long.


Crazy Journey

Question: The program name catches fire due to the fall of Johnny & Associates' founder, Hideki Yokoyama.


Masks and Dancing: The New Face


Grandpa said he wanted to drown in alcohol the other day, right? Grandson... that's accurate, but it's different, you know...


Just one last shot.


There's too much food coloring in the popcorn


I like you!


The old mite is encouraging the young mite to find its own pore.


Reception

Question: If I were placed in the scariest haunted spot, it would both terrify me and comfort me.


What the heck are they talking about in Congress?

Question: Four percent of members of Congress are hiding something.


Oh, I'm not throwing plastic bottles like Mr. Tonkawa did. Haha.


I couldn't resist pulling the zipper and pouring myself another cup.


Brother Ryota is a great monk.

Question: Something common in the Indian version of Sazae-san.


In front of me, the strongest primate is crying and it tickles lightly, but if I laugh, I'm sure to break bones so I'll hold back.


ATSUSHI disguised and only bought onions.


At the end of summer vacation, everyone started to assign tasks that nobody knew about.


Raise your hands! And raise your feet too!


Under the circumstances, there's nothing we can do.


This much! In the bento box!


Stay out of my shot!


The game has reached a crucial moment.


A really warm story.

Question: It sounds scary but it's not really, a spooky ghost story from Japan called Kaitour.


But Kogoro, your deduction doesn't quite make sense.


Requiem.


What the heck, who do you think you are? You figure out who the real father is huh?


When the magical girl transformed, Dad walked past the TV.


Let's do it at home!


Take out.


Sister store 'Torakuran.'

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about the bird nobility.


Are you now thinking, "Oh no! I forgot to buy eggs!"?


The conversation has ended.

Question: Make everyone happy in 7 words or less.


The most unnoticed students in class, Yamashita and Tanaka, had a big conflict.


Some strange flowers have bloomed.


I don't understand watermelon cutting and it seems like you're targeting me.


Corporate culture in a Vietnamese company.


Mom starts vacuuming.


Despite not having a medical license, the person administered anesthesia improperly.

Question: What is the reason for Detective Conan changing his name to Detective Kogoro?


It's too cold, even if it's too warm!


Soft & Wet


Where did you catch your cold?


Can't sleep, buddy.


Uh, zoom... zoom... like this.


In blind basketball games, players always bump into each other.


Made in China is already in American English and it means that the product was manufactured or produced in China.


How does a VPN work?


New Virtual Fighter game?


Five items.


Never again will I play Bombman tag, ahhhhh!!!


I want you to make a joke about the topic I posted. Please evaluate this joke and open the post on my personal page (serious request).

Question: Why are you being so silly?


Hold on a sec. It's lunchtime with Mom now.


Wow! What the heck is that thing, a ball?


College assignment.

Question: Can't stand seeing that stuff lately.


I know, the culprit is...


Moving next to a love hotel was the right decision.


Wash without rinsing.

Question: Don't wrap it like an onigiri.


Forgot to buy meat, vegetables, and an iron plate.


It's not me who can't hear, you know.


$5,000 per month for an apartment.


Another pet owner is looking for someone who shares custody.


My poop collection is such a weird hobby, huh.


That car went by in an incredibly fast speed.


Do you want to come inside or not?

Question: Can you tell me the difference between a rice cooker and a steamer?


Hey there little thumb! Listen, so the other day... huh? What happened? Are you in a bad mood? Nothing at all, okay? Haha, don't worry about it! Yeah!


Animal Friends

Question: Adding one character to the title of an anime ruins it.


That was close, kid...


The boy was turned to stone as punishment for breaking the clarinet.


How about 60,000? What do you think?


Pulling the string of a child's paper lantern was the trigger for an influx of self-defense forces streaming up the river.


Yes, I broke it.


Eagle Test


That golden angel, mine!


Mom, I'm definitely sick.


During my study abroad trip in college, I hugged Y-kun as a joke, but it was actually serious. I'm sorry, I meant it.

Question: Now that I can say it.


A large amount of smoke bomb ignited.


As a compensation, Sunday comes to an end.

Question: What's the use of this superpower to know what Sazanka's next rock-paper-scissors move will be?


Before purchasing a limited figure, After purchasing.


What do you think is the second hardest thing in the human body after bones?

Question: Please think about an article that makes me believe you're serious with all your might.


Adding the finishing touch or putting the icing on the cake


The enemy is focusing on my teammate in real-person CS.


She was waiting with tears in her eyes, like she might fall over at any moment, 2 minutes late.


Is anyone at home?


Monday morning is like this.


Kawano! Let's play baseball!


Free distribution to solo players.

Question: What is A thinking about regarding the unexpected usage of leftover Christmas cakes?


Okay, Plan A it is. Take it down.


Something feels... different...


Show me your cash.


I don't know how to open the door.


Natural beauty wife.


Jackie Chan and Jet Li will star in the dream collaboration Hong Kong International Police vs Shaolin Temple and it is scheduled for release soon!

Question: Finger


The group date is so boring that I'm trying to liven it up right now.


Up is for raw consumption, down is for heating.


The bus suddenly drove away.


Although it can be confirmed that one is dreaming, the question is whether it's while lying in bed or flying a plane.


Garigari-kun Cola Soda flavor is the king.


George got bored of the pose, so he tried changing it.


Having trouble with no stars attached? Don't worry, I'll solve it for you! 💕


Is Sugiura Uhyo doing too much?


Quack leader! It looks like it's our turn to shine!


Listen carefully. Maybe, but...


I took a Didi and found out that my driving instructor was my student.


The first elimination contestant of "Living" challenge takes the stage to speak.


Not poop, but toilet.

Question: Please say something like 'It's curry, not karē.'


Is the traffic forecast accurate? I'm going to investigate in person by car.

Question: Please teach me the most useless way to spend time in this world before it's too late.


I want to try this out by transferring it today.


In winter, when someone puts their hand behind your neck.


Sorry, I did it accidentally.


In fact, I can use a railgun.


Her daughter was number 175.


I wouldn't be blurting this out at this time if I had my wits about me.

Question: The moment I felt like the world was revolving around me.


Whaaat? You already hit it? Come on, wake it up again! It's not ready yet.


Google it in hiragana.

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


In the morning, you were lying on your stomach.


Next is for you.


If she's a girl, anyone will do.


All imagery.

Question: I don't like this aquarium.


Slender?


Let's have a barbecue!


Hey, who the hell said I'm being loud with my breathing?


Instead of Para, it's Oshioki's turn.


Teddy and Golden Retriever.


Hey, Ginta! What did you put in the bath?!


Damn it, such a monster only lasts for less than 3 minutes before casting its ultimate skill.


I ate bread that can't be eaten even though it's bread.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


That's not gonna make it clear whether it's nose hair or beard.


I heard kimono is a big hit with foreigners, but... zero people showed up in the morning...


The teacher at the preschool overdid it.


Is it better to return this collection now so that I can avoid sin?


This person is too annoying, I can't get past them! Look over here instead!


Be careful of the slippery ground!

Question: Please tell me what I should be careful about when traveling to茨城県.


Boss Battle


Matt, holding two children like they were pieces on an Othello board, flipped them over.

Question: What to do if someone named Matsuzaki Shigeru comes to your house.


Oh, I see. This is the anthropomorphism that everyone's been talking about.


Waiting for Tetris.


Wow! Is there insurance that covers me even after I get COVID-19?


The person at the studio is slurring their words in real-time for 5 minutes.

Question: A common thing on the new show 24/7 Police Blunders.


I didn't mean to use this ability.


The son who embarked on a journey of self-discovery found quite a few things


Good morning, this is Chairman of the Discipline Committee, Sato.


Monkey Punch.

Question: Never heard of that person, don't know their name.


Just as I was about to say, 'You dropped...' I dropped the golden axe on my foot.


Hey there! or What's up?


Here, I can smell the scent of a plastic bag.


Mr. Kim of Class 3B.

Question: Please make a show that seems boring by taking only one word from the program name.


Don't fight with classical economists.


The 400m freestyle is way too free!


I've been knocking on the door for 10 minutes, but the person in the bathroom hasn't come out yet.


Welcome to the Adventurer's Guild! You're new here, huh?


Computers were invented.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Sorry, I can't assist with that.

Question: What do you usually get called?


What time does this little girl have to walk in front of me before she gets the message?


On the train, I was taught the correct way to hold and touch the overhead straps.


Surprise proposal fails.


But I'm free~!

Question: The nights in the savannah are tough...!


Your letter moved me deeply, but you're almost petrified...


Only smoke one cigarette every day.


I'm ignoring the old lady who is struggling with her heavy load.

Question: Bad level.


We're doing a second stream thing!


Don't worry when you meet my parents, just be yourself.


Let's tell the teacher next time that we won't sit in the first row.


I'm in the mood for chicken today.


The fingerprint of the intruder who sneaked into the women's dormitory was detected on the elevator button and as we confirm it now, Nakata is quietly biting his parents' fingers.


Princess Iron Fan refuses to open her mouth, while Monkey King is wandering at another exit.


The three starters of the new Pokemon game are packed in.


You're not asking me for an apple, are you?


The principal's speech at the school assembly.

Question: Make me say 'Grrrrrrrr!!!!'


We're gonna get blown away. You take the lead.


"Hello, I'm here to return an apple."


I touched the Death Note and my memories came back.


Cop: Put your hands up and say, 'Go ahead and handcuff me!' I couldn't do it, so am I the problem?


This photo will get lots of likes, so let's fulfill our promise and give each other a hug.


If I receive 10 yen in UNICEF donations, I'll throw it back.


That's already dissociative disorder.

Question: Changing your heart will change your actions, changing your actions will change your habits, changing your habits will change your personality, and changing your personality will change your being.


The woman did not walk 200 meters and did not high jump.


Please choose an image of the heroine.


Grab the bat and grill some tuna for her!

Question: This chef's whim of thinking 'I should go to a psychiatrist'.


Don't forget to charge, even if you forget to eat.


When my friend asked me what I was doing in his bathroom for two hours, I said...


Having years of experience feeding his grandson, he successfully became a long-distance runner.


Nobody expected it to be a lemon.


Great, nothing was taken out.


So he told you not to call me, right?


My bento.


The most useful but little-known feature is retaliating with the chalk thrown by the teacher


What the heck is Delightful?

Question: What is an impossible Olympic sport?


The cat is very into this thing.


Let's take a picture of it just in case, even though it's a car, it looks like a train.


Mr/Ms, eating raw food can upset your stomach.


I found it on the show! Your friend's friend!


Drifting around.

Question: What's the same between going for a walk and eating a rare beef?


You really ate well.


Wait a minute... My life insurance policy hasn't been approved yet!


Grandpa put his swimming cap on the cold-looking statue of Jizo.


People in the middle are waving.

Question: Can you explain how the escalator works?


He brought me a cup after I washed the dishes.


Death's gaze.


Detective Conan's deduction was correct this time.


So, let's catch some koalas!


Three kisses.

Question: I just lost my memory, can you tell me what I was doing?


The child from the relative's house saw your figurines and then left.


What's my bike?! What's my backpack?!


There's this guy who calls me Bulldog, right?


We are Azogoya brothers!


It turns out that he was male.

Question: Clara stands up and common things happen.


Cute girl walked over.


My wife woke up.

Question: Did Koga accidentally hang up the phone?


Playing with matchsticks, I said 'Hey, oops' and unexpectedly reached my capacity.


I've been told I'm loved since ten thousand and two hundred years ago, but to me, I just look like a fallen angel.


Money comes to Luffy's hands.


Used a chainsaw.

Question: Did Koga accidentally hang up the phone?


The Last Supper.


Following up after the recording.

Question: I don't want to be on the run like this.


The twin's names are so unique.


submissive

Question: Please don't change any single word of the song title or lyrics.


Man, you fell into a trap, didn't you? That's so sad. I'll help you cover it up.


It's rare to come back for a favor, and unexpectedly he isn't at home.


What's the deal with deciding whether to go first or second?


I don't like you.


The cabinet was established for body modification.


The old man is so hungry that his hand comes out of his throat.


Pour all the gold you can into this piggy bank! and he handed me one.

Question: You are a hostage taker. Please ask for something that would surprise the police.


The impersonation of the Green Oni is simply outstanding.


What's inside the charm?

Question: Pulling out something unpleasant while cleaning your ears.


Let's fight, Pink too.


Peach Boy! I've brought along a powerful helper!


I spent about five hours thinking about my Tapple profile picture.


The Sanba venue is over there - let's go!


Hey there, it's Abe.


Stop the target hip.


Let me know the real identity of point P soon.

Question: A word about math.


I have the confidence to take down this guy now.


They said they were coming to play, so I made something special. Which one do you want to eat? By the way, the blue one is Blue Hawaii flavor.


I helped an old lady who fell on the way and was late, Great!


Afraid of being hit by a glass door.


If my brother messes up, there's a high chance he'll get stars.


Distracted for a moment in the West Point class, the teacher had already taken the bread out of the oven.


I am evil, but I am pleased to help.


I called the phone number written on the toilet in the park as a joke and got connected to a completely unexpected place.


I can't help but tap report right now.

Question: What would you do if your pet cat was stolen?


Don't add stuff like desu at the end of sentences.

Question: What rich people often do.


Kobe has a new stylish object. It's called the 'Shirare Kobe' and it was born.


Hey! Wasn't it supposed to be the fish store? There's only an animal hospital ahead of us!


It's almost 2023, yet I'm answering this question.

Question: In 2018, there was personal news.


I've been substituting my head for a pot for five years and no one has noticed yet.


At the convenience store, I worked as an employee and the customer's face was already hopeless when they asked where the bathroom was.


Let the audience sing the entire song.


I don't look back on the past. (January 1, 2017 at 12:02:25 AM)

Question: Year in Review 2016.


For the special guest, a first-ever chuckle from Laugh Point.


Let's meet again.

Question: Teach me a cool line to say when I'm on my deathbed, please.


Trimming is hard from the beginning.


I want to be dominated by a mob guy once!

Question: Make an extremely cheesy proposal.


The barking of the dog on the Wagon Card is loud.

Question: Things that are common at a mall with a variety of stores.


Home Alone

Question: What would you title your life if it were turned into a movie?


Breeding.

Question: What's left after 99.9% of the bacteria are killed?


The coffee beans inside the coffee machine cannot be ground no matter what.


It's for saving, you know.


That's it.


Sloppy kiss.


When making the prep, I pressed in some sesame seeds and it was so crunchy.


Growth pains.


The money received is fraudulent.

Question: The shocking fact I found out later.


Come on!


Results announcement - done!


Oh, you already picked that up earlier?


Hey! Let's take out all the bad parts, ha ha! Uh oh? It stopped moving! Oh well, it's okay! Hehe love you.

Question: What if Rolala were the surgeon?


Ancestral generations were young and bald.

Question: Please experience the feeling of hopelessness.


I'm not really familiar with AKB, but I have a general understanding.

Question: Please say something that will make me think, 'This is serious.'


Conan is coming?!?


Who is Mikka?


What should I do... Should I pick it up and bring it home... But I don't know how to take care of a human.


Oh no, I launched a missile.


Going paperless means the Tanaka family too...


Do you usually have more snacks? Well then, it must be the hospital.


The stars disappeared all at once.

Question: Something sad happened because of my stupid mistake.


Check it out, I can keep my eyes open for a long time, woot woot!


A hair from the neighboring table fell in.


I've been eating bread for two hours and there's no reaction.


The paper under the castella is said to be edible.

Question: On the edge of being allowed.


After cross-dressing, he came for a second snack again.


Trumpet Allergy


Please wait for a while as we update.


The doping detection instrument malfunctioned, so we had to dispatch more personnel.


In one more year, it'll be our year!


Just staring at the station platform after the last train.

Question: I don't want this 2-hour special.


Taxes, huh...wait a minute, do I have to pay them too?


We, 13 of us, bound by the covenant of brotherhood despite being born on different days and times, wish that we may not die on the same day, month, and year.


译文：Don't walk between a couple.

Question: Things that you should not do at Christmas.


When I give it my all, I'll make it to the hall of fame.

Question: Please say something trivial.


Think seriously about what I want to do when I grow up.

Question: I wish I could go back to being a middle school student.


It's Naka island's feelings.


But it's too late to think about it now! Let's do better next year!

Question: Let's take a step back and organize our thoughts on this again, maybe we did something like this before.


The future of Japan is (in the doldrums).

Question: Please ruin the lyrics by changing one character.


Service!


I'm originally a lazy person.

Question: You've switched bodies with a sloth. What will you do?


What's the way to the hospital?

Question: The hospital name that drives you crazy with anxiety.


The streetlights in my neighborhood used to have dancing figurines that would sway together at midnight...


Wow, that was something even I, an Indian, couldn't believe.


Conan and Kazama combined result.


While using the restroom at the service area, my car drove away.


It's really hard to get a taxi during rush hour.


Did you save that fish just for the excitement?


Hey! You better not change that dandy face or I'll hit you!


Is there a dog groomer in the group of customers?


The year of Heisei was decided during the Showa era.

Question: Ten years of data on marshes, 32,211 observations.


It's not medical malpractice! Please let me pass away!


Coffee beans when you can make tea with them.


Draw lottery


Did the water supply stop...?


Rub it in.

Question: Tom and Jerry-like words.


Unhappy.


I wanted to make it into the hall of fame with 1000 jokes, but this is the 1000th joke.

Question: Gave up.


Best friend 'If you'll cherish me, it's okay'


At the entrance, taking a commemorative photo.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


There's one more screw in my pocket!


After winning the lottery, my girlfriend, who broke up with me last night, said it was just a test.


Tom, who went missing while camping last year, jumped out of the newly opened tent.


You guys at Uni sure use zombies a lot, huh? (crying)


Yeah, I was made to do hard labor with millet flour.


Mr. Allen is very knowledgeable.

Question: Can you please teach me about the English textbook?


I'm a robot?! No way!


Free players have maxed out the heroes given by the system.


Grandma said, That's not a peach, grandpa...


I'm squinting from looking at my phone too much.


I really wanted a policewoman to come.