It wasn't on purpose, I'm sorry!


I bought something for 10,000 yen and received 9 thousand yen in change.

Question: Just got annoyed for a little bit.


All matches on dating apps turn out to be relatives.


Payment only disappears at the time of payment.

Question: I don't like mean girls.


Today, the town is peaceful 💛 Peaceful 💛.


Installation of dikes.

Question: Don't do absolutely anything at a sushi restaurant that turns around.


This fell from above.


The power is with the bureau chief.

Question: I hate this boss from my part-time job.


Give my stick back!


It seems he has tasks here.


You know, that's for the Ishihara Production catering event, right?


I changed my name to Driving Delicious Technique and easily got my license.

Question: The reason why the reckless driver who caused 463 accidents in a driving school got their license.


Superman lost to Google Doodle.


Loki.


When the principal finally finished speaking, the students had already...


In the yard, there's a dog tied up and every day this group of cats comes to show off their freedom to the dog.


Ultraman Seven has been summoned.


For some reason, the owner is waving their hand without getting into the car.


Xiaolan, it's me! I've finally grown up and come back!


Hey, where'd that blond guy go?!?


May Masao receive his insurance payout.


The induction lamp turned off halfway through the whistling.


I hate people!


The desperate students want to get their licenses (gurk).


Don't even bother with this app.

Question: Please tell me a lie in two seconds.


Since I have some free time, I'm going to draw the crest of the lotus.


What's the next Olympic location?

Question: Please lose your memory.


What's up, OB?


Thought I had time, but the toilet was closed and my pants weren't down.


I'm in pain with this posture, can't you remember it faster?


I wish I could switch careers.

Question: Chill, I feel you.


Kashiyuka, An-chan, and Nocchi make up the group Perfume.


Hurry up and eat while it's hot. I won't bother you any further, I'm off then.


The husband and wife were doing stand-up comedy together. From the end, Miss, miss, skip one... Major-sama! Yes, sir!


Excuse me, is that Mr. Masaharu Fukuyama's younger brother?

Question: Please make the topic owner blush.


My hands are shaking badly.

Question: How am I feeling now?


Until they both fall to the ground, dust is noticed when it's brushed away and pride is被打 when it sticks up your nose.

Question: The difference between modesty and pride.


User's Manual for Cellphone.

Question: Please tell me something like The Legend of Zelda.


Ghost Island on Amazon.

Question: What if I went to the haunted island with Monotaro?


Twelve stars can be earned for being silly.

Question: A 1 yen lottery ticket has the potential to yield a winning scratch-off.


Animal protection groups and hunters.

Question: I don't feel happy even if I can use this dual-purpose thing.


Diagnosed with High-Functioning Autistic Spectrum Disorder.

Question: Please teach me the wrong way to use a boomerang.


My right foot is actually my left foot.

Question: Please tell me a lie in two seconds.


When women come into the store, the staff make sure to have them take a test ride on a female bike.

Question: Big motor incident about to be exposed again.


Quitting.

Question: What happens if you eat soba every day for 365 days?


You keep recommending things that I don't need.

Question: Ugly cell phone store employee with a strong local accent.


The master of hiding personal money teaches live on the scene.


Ninety-nine meters walk.

Question: Please consider new sports for the Tokyo Olympics.


That's your kung fu, right?


We will grill it with binchotan charcoal.


Nothing happened today.

Question: Conan dropped an explosive statement.


I had questions about the way of living on rails that were laid down for me.


I decided on my masturbation material for today!


Sorry, but I can't be silly with this question.

Question: Alright, I'll forgive you, so repent.


I don't want to use the ball that I touched.


Excellent employees show their backs to the wall.


Ha ha ha, I can't let my pants fall down like this.


Discovered a suspect; they've been confined within my belly


Need something small?


Knocking an enemy down doesn't mean the fight is over, you can go at it again.

Question: Please tell me the characteristics of Donpen Ranger, the full-blocked Don.


Mother machine.

Question: What do you call the clothes that mom bought?


I made a deal with the devil to get the ability to know which one resembles Yonejima Eiichiro more.


Wait a minute! Don't run so fast, Wangcai!!


The yellow new continent of today is intense!


The windows are so bright and shiny in Windows!


That guy's damn tough, no matter how many headshots I hit him with, he keeps on living. If you can do that, just tell me ahead of time.


A clean freak is leaving someone else's house.


A gun was found in the Royal Danish cookie jar.


Awesome.


Putin looked at his successor.


From here to there, can I fly?


Um, well, Washlet-Strong says Washlet-Weak got beat up...? Oh well, he's the weakest of the three Washlet brothers.


A group of people who won't get stars by being stupid gather for a meeting.


Wow, a cat is driving - huh?


If I bumped into him now, he wouldn't get angry like Mr. Shiraishi...


Coach: You can't even learn the dog paddle; you're a lost cause


Mario finally made it to Bowser's castle, so prevent him from clearing it.


I got hooked on it and bought 21 packs.


Boss's lecture.

Question: I don't want this 2-hour special.


I can't wait for my turn.


Happy Turn seems likely to get lucky and be able to attack for two consecutive turns.

Question: Hero Eats, Power Boosts


If I were reincarnated, I would have been a slime...

Question: Can you please change one letter in the title of that famous work and make it more vivid?


Do you know about the milk that has a one-month expiration date here?


Anpanman's An is usually a sweet bean paste, but there was one episode where it was made spicy (refer to episode 112).

Question: Can you teach me some trivia about anime? It's okay if we whisper.


Mr. Bird Baron is a popular restaurant, while Lord Bird Marquis is an upscale one.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about the bird nobility.


The plastic wrap just won't come off.


Look at both arms at the same time, right arm and left arm.


Andy got shot out of Annie's mouth.


Brother! I really missed you!


Come on - keep going!


Viewer discretion is advised as there will be shocking images coming up soon.


A frying pan was found in his crotch.


Pick me up.

Question: Make an extremely cheesy proposal.


Retro Sports

Question: Can you tell me the trendy words for 2030?


Mud mask.


Can you go out with me?


The shoulder blade massage is intense.


This guy... can talk three ways.


The husband notices that the plot of killing a spouse in the novel is oddly similar to his wife's recent behavior.


Oh, you're really excited about the new swimming club members today, aren't you?


New password.


Go back to a normal life after graduation.

Question: What should be the ultimate goal for the people?


I couldn't drink it because my hands were shaking after Conan's recommendation of the dark stuff.


All I have is this one thing that came from my son, so I submitted it to a professional organization for investigation.


No one could have imagined that the first person to pass away in the photo was actually the World Trade Center Twin Towers.


That's my go-to cigarette to call the police!


Runner-up of the Huashan Debate


Hey, come on over! The chick's changing clothes over there.


Butcher's refrigerator.

Question: What's the overview of an object with rent of 298 yen?


There, across the way.


Mindscapes of slipping and sliding all over.


Relatives came over and insisted on giving money to the child when leaving.


I feel like I could learn it, but I don't feel like I have the opportunity to hear that word.

Question: Can the sound of I love you make a person stronger?


I don't know which calculator gives the answer to this problem.


Let's go with this company.


You didn't say you were bald back then, did you?


Oh, you're a customer?


Ah, oh no, oh no, I'm scared, scared... it's coming, coming... oh my God, oh my God.

Question: Please tell me the common things in horror movies.


Doraemon's friend.

Question: Doraemon doesn't have that character.


Thought we'd miss the photo, lucky the window was open.


to serve curry

Question: Don't do it while eating poop.


Workers, good job today! Tomorrow will surely be a nice, clear Sunday, I promise. From Tokyo Story by Yasujiro Ozu.


Hey, hey. Is this what a migratory bird is?


The image of the lantern procession that flashed through Saito-kun's mind after being hit by a car.


I picked up some really shitty items even though I'm at the bottom level.


Let's get wild and blow it up!


sweaty person


I got rid of my female stalker.


Hey everyone! It's me! You catch Pokemon with balls! I catch people with food and drinks for free! So long.


Last night, Dad wore something like this too.


Audience can also join in.

Question: Absolutely do not add any new rules to soccer.


Thought it was just a voice call, suddenly realized the camera was on.


Grrr, Medusa is here too!


Nice to meet you!


A winter without heating.


Hiroshi Abe?


I thought I saved it, but when I went to play next time, it started from the beginning.

Question: The newly released game BabaQuest has some typical things about it.


I call the Chihuahua I bring with me Cerberus.

Question: Peach Tanuki, a middle schooler with chuunibyou.


Sumo wrestler caused the popcorn to explode loudly.


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That obesity is unhealthy. Do you want to train with me? I can polish you up to the point where I can dispose of Freeza with just my fingertips. You have talent.


I wasn't late. It's just that time didn't wait for me.

Question: Please explain it in a way that sounds like a famous quote.


She's been saying for years that she has spiders nesting in her because she doesn't have a boyfriend.


Sitting at home peacefully, suddenly turned into a live person by a magician.


Sister, you're showing your legendary right shoulder! Oh no, I was showing my legendary right shoulder.


First give three stars and then take them away.


Finally popped all the bubbles.


John came home from a hard day at work.


Make me suffer more... hit me with the whip...


Thoughtful nursing.


What's that expression? Didn't you say you wanted to play cosplay earlier?


People from the emergency exit finally escaped.


The Beatles


Replay collection.


Try to be低调一点, 不要太显眼。

Question: I don't like these cockroaches.


Boring martial tales that go on and on.


Please stay on the right lane and move towards Nagoya Interchange, as an escape vehicle is approaching. Repeat...

Question: Beyond the event horizon of a black hole.


In gymnastics, Sasaki Yoshiko took a break once.

Question: It's a common thing to blank out during rock-paper-scissors.


Go all in.


Clara! Let's play soccer today!


Valentine's Day baby. You were imbued on Christmas Eve!

Question: Things that you should not do at Christmas.


Just add a few more layers, and it will eventually get bigger.


Typically moving slowly, but during the Obon period, the instant the intercom rings, they move faster than anyone else.


Hair grows in unnecessary places and doesn't grow where it's needed.

Question: I was struck by how much the human body has yet to develop.


What did you put in the ramen broth, you?


Japanese Goldfinch

Question: Can't help but cheer for these racehorses, names in katakana with no more than 9 characters.


I have to go.


Dad seems to be in good spirits.


Why did I order three cushions that time? Thanks to that, I couldn't eat two of them and ended up taking one to go.


Feigning a messy astral departure.


We have liquid nitrogen from over there.


What taxes am I not paying?


Mom's taste!


I tried to catch the dog that fell from above, but my coordinates were off.


Today, my loved one isn't coming back.

Question: A one-word phrase that makes me uneasy during Mario Kart with friends.


The girl who suddenly appeared grilled me about the amount of New Year's money I had given her, and before I knew it, the suspicion of bribery was cleared up.


I can only hope that the person in front of me right now is not someone I met on a dating app.


Her boyfriend surprises her with a self-made song and says, Let's get married, while she enjoys the powder that stuck to her after eating a Happy Turn 5 hours ago.


I partied hard until August 31st.

Question: Let's take a step back and organize our thoughts on this again, maybe we did something like this before.


I knew they were all going to deploy smoke screens! A group of sneaky... Wait? Doraemon!


Frozen food that hasn't been thawed yet.

Question: He was one question away from winning 1 million yen, but he goofed off and missed the prize, getting scolded by his family. That's what Quiz King is having for dinner.


After the ad, the exciting continues.


Create air in the universe.

Question: Can you please tell me unexpected ways to use night body cream?


Hey, check it out - it's pink and says 'wet' on it.


His name is Sato.


When Konoko found out that Nishikoya's Miso Ramen had ended.


A crime occurred! The suspect is a male or female between the ages of 20 and 30, or between 40 and 50. There do not appear to be any victims.

Question: What I want to do on Christmas Eve.


Having served together for twelve years, we never knew that Mulan was a woman.


Puzzling and grinding in Puzzle & Dragons.


We were able to complete the tournament without any injuries today.


The enemy chose to duel at the furniture store.


Closing down the school.

Question: I don't like this school. Please respond only in kanji.


Yesterday, I was using oxidized steel wool in my science experiment. Thank you.


What the hell is wrong with you?


The pay for appearances in the ASahi Kasei commercials is good.

Question: The real reason why the Ultraman family protects Earth.


Charlie Boy, just me.

Question: Just saying something as simple as 'putting in blueberries.'


The top answer that makes you wilt when told at an adult shop.

Question: I'm sorry, but we do not offer that service.


Family gathering.


Please wash your hands with clear water after shaking hands.


Not AQUA, but FIRE.


Where did you catch your cold?


It's so hot!


One day, I received a video letter at my house.


I found my sisters eating ice cream with the money I gave them for errands.


Nothing to write home about.

Question: Can you make the company name more interesting by adding one letter?


My friend's face is so serious while practicing imitating birds that it's scary.


I went crazy and licked my crush's recorder, but now I'm worried about how to return it when I'm calm.


Can I get a Magic Killer Crossbow by doing this?


I'm sorry, but I dropped everyone's lunch on the floor.

Question: What should I do if I accidentally dropped my friend's lunch on the floor?


Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Si-Do.


Why is the jump rope shorter?


The bamboo had grown all the way to the moon.

Question: Japanese fairy tales Easy mode.


December 26th AM 6:30


So the order closes at 9:30 PM? Just one, I'll have ramen. I want to give it to my daughter to eat.


Peter stood up.


Cabbage cooked for too long.


The result of a Muslim woman making her headscarf fashionable to the fullest.


What's up with Miyao Sumomu?


Sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to say.

Question: Something is missing from the land of dreams.


We swear, as athletes together, to reject the test with all our might!

Question: Athlete, please take the oath.


What the hell, man!

Question: In a leap year, one word.


I really like this about you.


I love this!


Go back to Nijo Castle.

Question: This seems like it could be the final special episode of Ametalk.


The opponent is two-dimensional.

Question: Why do I think this proposal will probably fail?


Can we use the Ippongrandpri on our show too? Sure! Go ahead!


Alright, let's go! Death Zone 2!!


By the time I got there, the chick-fil-a was gone.


The path to marriage for Ms. Kotsu.

Question: What kind of documentary title would be likely to appear on a persistent documentary program from now on?


Thank you for helping me with the pineapple.


They will emerge from the water when approaching the pond.


You've been told not to transform on full moon!


The penetrating power of bullets exceeds imagination.


Military training.


The driver who was just drinking coffee suddenly got dressed up and packed his bag.


Grandpa, I'm coming back!


Earth's over, we gotta evacuate to the moon.


I don't use violence. I only use the violence of cuteness.


The host with the most stars in history.


So, you're saying it's your own fault, right?!


At the end of the day, it's all about what the breeder wants.

Question: What was the reason for a couple to break up after only 5 minutes of dating?


Okay~

Question: Huh, I'm using it, but if I think about it carefully, it becomes What the heck am I doing? in American slang.


The teenage son doesn't want to take a commemorative photo.


Amazing knife skills, as expected from Orikuchi-san.


Okay okay, here's your ball back. You see that guy who took your ball? He came to apologize to you. Stop crying.


Can you follow my training?


Don't point.


Are you going to beat up that hairdresser? I'm coming too.


The craftsman who makes ripped jeans.


No one dares to go against the red jam uncle, so it's peaceful.

Question: Common American expression for this Japanese sentence: Typical Osamu Tezuka's Anpanman theme - Nigo-kun and the Headache.


Scrap is only a moment. Don't cause any trouble.


Managed to defeat Doraemon and Nobita.


Gently stimulate the skin with your palm to add wrinkles one by one.


"I'm being pulled over by a cop?! The cat is driving my car?! What are you saying?!"


Um, there's a connection between the footage of my wife inside the closet at the cheating scene.


medicine chewable tablet


Well, it doesn't matter if we take down that thing, does it?

Question: Character archetypes that use bows and arrows.


Brother, it seems like there were some things that happened last night, so please be quiet and give him some space/Okay.


Legos are everywhere.


Kaiji John Kabila...! I believed in you only...! I couldn't believe it...


My wife is amazing at night!

Question: Something that shohei koizumi might say.


Dorodria's cell division.


I'm starting to get a little sad because you're not noticing me at all.


A lifelong singleton like me offering emotional advice to online acquaintances.


I took off my pants! Is this okay?

Question: Please slow down.


The sense of presence in the explanation of hot pot is incredible.


The spiritual person is laughing out loud.


Harassment over debt collection is ruthless.


Setting a destination, they'll say 'wait, you're going there?'

Question: What features do I need in my latest car navigation system? What kind of functions should it have?


You call it BookOff, but there aren't any books here!!!


Don't smoke! Please don't smoke! I'm sorry if I scared you. Please stop smoking!


Peel and sniff wasabi before putting it on your food.

Question: Sorry, but I can't assist with that.


You played on your phone for 45 minutes in the toilet.


Fish love fish.


Here, eat it in three seconds or less!

Question: What should I do if I accidentally dropped my friend's lunch on the floor?


Got hit with an unexpected counterattack.


Donut Cult's latest commercial.


Don't think you can afford insurance with your measly salary!


Fight, sing the song of the one who fights~ The ones who don't fight will laugh, right? Fight!


I drained all the water from the pool.


The enemy that responds fully.

Question: Getting frustrated in games.


Do you look any different in person than your pictures?


You're the dum-dum? I'm Pochi, a Chihuahua who's going to be kept here from today on. Nice to meet you!


Copyright law.

Question: I think nobody in the community will be unaffected by this new law, right?


What fell from your hands, gold credit or silver place?

Question: If the toilet in the multipurpose restroom at the station had a water goddess, what would happen?


Thoughts alone won't make you thin.

Question: Eating only meat will make you lose weight. Eating only meat will make you lose weight. Eating only meat will make you lose weight.


The tics of dating photos are strong.


The bottom of the shopping bag is leaking.


Wore spike boots and left tracks.

Question: Just being a background pedestrian, but I want to leave some kind of mark as an extra 'D'. What should I do?


Can I say shoko cake?


Soccer incubation.


Remainder of my life.

Question: I feel uneasy just with Chinese characters.


The person who wasn't that close with me is really excited about being in the same class.


Amura wasn't wearing shoes.


You're sleeping all the time, even during showtime. Hurry up and come!


Hey, look! It's a firefly! Look at it... a firefly.


This video has been deleted.

Question: Hopes are dashed.


The courier is picking up the order.


I was surprised by what had been revealed and suffered a heart attack.

Question: The hero opened the treasure chest, and lo and behold, it was a mimic! The mimic suddenly transformed.


Wow! Really? From the beginning?


I got it, the culprit is...


Well, everyone, here's my two cents.


Sorry for spilling gel on the chair in the private room at the business hotel in Yokohama (left it as is).

Question: Alright, I'll forgive you, so repent.


You're gonna get it in the neck for not returning it soon.


Woken up in the middle of the night by mosquito bites


Hey, me!


Don't make any moves, White Dragon. Wild dogs will bite if you startle them. Just back off slowly...


I'll also kiss the places he kissed later.


Neighbors having sex.

Question: Please add three words to the title and make it less interesting.


I've been working overtime for three days and haven't taken my dog out for a walk.


Let's play, okay?But we're playing right now...


A scout from the job of scouting for baseball players came.


It's still Monday.

Question: Please say something that will take my mind off things.


"Excuse me! I'm coming in to avoid the rain! As a return, can I let you touch me? What should we have for dinner tonight? Interested in having a cat?"


Nurse's office.

Question: Please give a middle school-like name to things in the school.


Twenty thousand miles beneath the sea.

Question: Please make a famous phrase fun by adding one zero.


One person is not enough.


There were various things that happened.

Question: Year in Review 2016.


STAP cells exist!

Question: Everyone has already forgotten it.


My right knee is starting to hurt.


Eating salad chicken while shouting, 'Can I get the same nutrients as salad with this!'

Question: Except for things that turn into crimes, I want to try something once.


It is thought that there is poison.


I watched Dai-ni no Binta on DVD.


The turtleneck is great in every way except for its small neck opening.


This is the chicken leg you wanted.


This grass trimmer is so lightweight!


Failed to catch a Poké Ball.

Question: If I were placed in the scariest haunted spot, it would both terrify me and comfort me.


Is it a good idea to go to the Board of Education today?

Question: Let's go see the red leaves, but let's not go see stomach ulcers.


More than just friends, but less than a girlfriend/boyfriend.

Question: Pests are below human level.


Struggling with kids who have no body hair yet.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when in a tight spot during battle?


The rival is in the second generation.


Your partner wants intimacy with you, but your boss tells you the proposal has been rejected.


The side effects of the fourth dose of vaccine seem really bad.


Donald is sleeping in bed with someone.

Question: McDonald's finally introduces all-night McDonald's service! What does it include?


I make sushi for a living, but my wife, whom I am grateful to have married, holds the power of decision-making in our household and the management rights of the store.


Stopping the Sprinkler


The customer seems to be really focused.


I have had childbirth experience in the past.


Hurry and take the mannequin to the entrance.


Aflac's top advisor.


Swimming for fitness, improving English skills, planning to study abroad?


The fire is already out.


Excuse me, what does gaijin mean?


Customers who buy ramen or tsukemen are asked ramen, tsukemen, me? by the staff.

Question: This convenience store employee seems laid back! What was the employee like?


You asked for a cool actor-type haircut like Jason Statham, so I'm giving you one!


What's up, dude?

Question: Seeing the outfit I tried on after being recommended by the store clerk at the clothing store, the clerk said something I never expected.


Class photo from the school field trip.


It's the sequel to Demon Slayer!

Question: Can you write a bright story using the word 'destroyer of hope'?


I wish you wouldn't call every time you pick up my wallet.


Born and died without knowing why I was born.


President Clinton.

Question: Gave up.


Oh, I see. If you combine the person above with the level-headed person next to you, you can become a complete entity.


Today, I'm going with mom.

Question: Destroy the popular TV show by adding three letters.


Dome-shaped Shibata quit wearing white shirts and ties, switching to a different style like Sakuya did.


Alright, it's time for muscle cooking! My arm hurts from the workout so bad that I can't hold a knife today. Let's do it again next week.


During the first week of confinement, my mother-in-law has been making crucian carp soup every day.


She was too loud, so I had to lower the volume.


There's no return. It's just an empty shell.


I want someone to pay attention to me for three hours with this face.


Yes, I don't want to be a keeper anymore.


Sorry, but I'm the one who's gonna arrest this criminal!


Colleges were in three groups.


This is a suspicious character around here.


To discipline him, I left him in the mountains, but it had no effect at all!


Gee whiz! I had no idea. That's awesome! You have great taste. Those octopus lips are fantastic.


I went to the parent-teacher conference instead of my grandmother, but my granddaughter showed up late and started making excuses like 'my grandmother is critically ill.'


They spread rumors that your mom's head is crooked, didn't they?


Please like my tweet, said the Twitter user's help mark.


What map store did you buy that rope at? Hmm, well I guess you can find it in the bookstore. Let's go back and check. Thanks for letting me know.


Take it easy. I'll do it again, so run away once more.


It was really scary to stand in front of my house just now


To merge with King Kabanu, you need 2 million and 10 birds.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when he summons 2,000 kanbun to his allies in combat?


Alarm! Alarm! Alarm! Alarm!

Question: Please repeat it and make me sad.


Whatever the guy behind me says, what can you do? It's not like it's your fault.


Pressed on with the negotiations despite getting hit in the eyebrow, showing real perseverance in trying to persuade the perpetrator.


We...are switching places??


Olympic gold medalist.


Um, wait! Is there insurance that covers this situation?


Enemy or not, Bakyun! Phew, I don't think free labor is for me. But you'll definitely be able to do it, Masao. I'm counting on you.


A good smile.


I don't have a place to park.

Question: What are you going to the parliament for?


Hmm, so you're my producer?


This is my clone.


But seeing the blind man raise the brick, Er Chai cautiously put back the money he had just taken out of the bowl.


Fishing in the mountains.


We're having my wedding with Yuriko starting today!


Matsuyama fixed it for me.


"Don't blindly believe in quick weight loss courses advertised as having strong and fierce trainers, along with beautiful private instructors."


I went to the bathroom.

Question: Add one word to the TV anime and make it feel strange.


Can you stop randomly throwing in my ex-wife jokes?


Season the pan with oil.

Question: Oil King, or something like that.


Recording or... well, let's see if I can play a good person...


Half-used bowling ball.

Question: If I were placed in the scariest haunted spot, it would both terrify me and comfort me.


The rice is sour.

Question: I wonder if this sushi restaurant is a spy maybe?


I wonder if it will grow properly this year!


Let's tighten the grip a bit this time; the chin-up bar hurts too much.


Alright, wallet wallet.

Question: The worst catchphrase after Neville defeated the villain.


The sweat is the leftover bathwater from when I took a bath.


See you later.


In three episodes, Yamako gets her head chopped off.

Question: What's common in magical girl anime when Dragon Ball was one.


Wildcat punch.

Question: Please consider new sports for the Tokyo Olympics.


In life, there are three bags: the mama bag, the paycheck bag, and the diamond bag.


I can't stop sneezing, no matter how hard I try.


How should we distribute 3 apples equally among 9 people?


Outta here...! This is its combat form...!!


There is a zipper on the back.

Question: I don't like this Ultraman.


Oh my! Excalibur is here in this place!


Sometimes memories of my past life as a thumb resurface.


Peachy keen.


I realized I bought a bike yesterday.

Question: What was the problem that was discovered immediately after climbing up the hill on a bicycle?


Why didn't you give me steps for this question, teacher?


Two hours have passed since eating rice cakes.


Yuck! It smells grotty and grody!


Waterproof Wednesday in Downtown: Testing Crocodile's Theory of Being Able to Sleep Anywhere.


"Calm down! I could be a dog too, meow! Oh no!"


Ah, it's money. It's all about the money.

Question: What advice can I get to earn stars?


Pepper, the toucan I've been raising for three years, is a tsundere who puts on a demure act.


Let's play soccer. I'm good at the ball.


"Gift? Has the turtle been delivered yet?!"


All the jokes are top-notch.

Question: What would happen if there were no friction?


I was able to walk normally.


That's it, my phone ran out of battery.


Expiration date.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


Well, I don't know if there's a need for it, but I'd like to try blowing into the microphone (mike).


Sir/Madam, there are only so many sugarcane stalks in the field this year.


I can't trust someone who can't manage themselves, said it on Pokemon Talk.


While eating, you were still playing with building blocks and your mom called you several times.


Ando Akiko's deep breathing Level 2.


Go all out and watch.


How many centuries have passed?


You said to plant straight, didn't you? It was the master who said so.


The meeting lasted for four hours.


I tried to propose and got punched in the face by the speed of light.


The illustration for the explanation of PCR testing is unsettling.


I got my cooking license.

Question: The reason why the reckless driver who caused 463 accidents in a driving school got their license.


There is a midnight surcharge set for the communication fee.

Question: It's late at night, so scary story time.


I looked in the mirror.


Hey buddy, my pants are ripped and my ball and bat are sticking out.


Oh, Dad is walking with a woman!


There is a limit to endurance.


Click to expand.


Meeting the "Open with the Final Key" door at the beginning of the game.


The referee for the women's Olympic wrestling final.

Question: I just lost my memory, can you tell me what I was doing?


Made a typo in the hourly wage while posting a job ad.


Anesthesiologist


The trophy is too big and we don't have anywhere to put it, so we're going to return it.


Unforgettable person.


Look, the wallet really disappeared, thank you for your assistance in completing this magic performance. Alright then, please go back to your seat.


I messed up on the radio.


Phobia


Acting like I'm putting in eye drops.


Why did you drive the EVA, Setsuna?


Sorry, but when I get in the bath, I turn into a girl.


Elementary school students are reading manga.


Seeing the sun makes me sneeze.

Question: I can relate to this, but others probably won't understand.


The NeverEnding Story ~♪


Doraemon singing while walking, with his head fixed in that state as he sings.


Paperless wiping method.


Ah-ha! No surprise there, nuclear missile! The barrier's got a scratch on it!


Go on?


This Shinkansen whistle is starting to drone on.


People who avoid Wi-Fi.


Thought they entered the final boss battle when they defeated the boss.


Wasting time is more foolish than being clueless.

Question: Sorry, I can't assist with that.


Let's get off and have some fun.

Question: Something like salt on spinach.


This bento box is not enough, I need more! Fill it up with deliciousness~


The owner of the stolen bike was in trouble.


Hurry up! We're going to be late!


My Hero Academia Season 5 Episode 26 Graduation of Heroes


Wow! Did you say Doraemon got a full score in the basic test?


Initial D.


Good, the old man who walks backwards every day isn't coming today... huh? Not coming is making me worried instead...


Got past the trapdoor.

Question: The light is dim under the lantern, but you should have noticed something, right?


Ouch!

Question: Did Koga accidentally hang up the phone?


Sofas that ruin people.


Don't touch the beam part, even if you're wrong?


Ah, it looks like we're back in the potato age again.


Excuse me, officer!


Even if I slip, I won't get hurt.

Question: I can't help but think it's funny.


The news anchor goes to work.


Um, 8 o'clock?? Oh, you mean 8 in the morning? Whaaat?


Somehow, the pickpocket pulled it off.


I received 2 masks and 100,000 yen from Prime Minister Abe.

Question: What interesting content would you consider if it were written in the squares of a life game?


Does it feel good here?


Just do it first.


All manner of tools to beat the devil into submission.

Question: What if I went to the haunted island with Monotaro?


Acting like I'm going home, but I don't want to go.


Give me the key to obtain the eighth hint.

Question: What will the Dragon God do if I gather 7 Drago Balls?


In those days, the sunset took its time.


I am allergic to metals.


How many are there in my mouth?

Question: What happens if you eat soba every day for 365 days?


If something written here can be seen by humans, please honestly give it a 3-star rating.


I can't shake off the fatigue after the weekend break.


Take it easy. There's no need to rush.


Tackle

Question: What's the buzzword of the year?


Is the smallest model this big too?


Breastfeeding is affordable.


Today we're hooking up in the health room.


Welcome! One person, right? Please have a seat over here.


I found a big squid, so I'm going to make that for dinner tonight.


The station is over there.


The exit hole is like a baseball pitching machine that throws at 150 km/h.

Question: I don't like those gacha machines where you get completely unrelated items.


No way to explain oneself clearly.


Entertainment industry, that's just the way it is?


An egg has an extra yolk.


LGBT-friendly restroom sign.


Persuade him for me.

Question: Tell me how to stop the rampage of point P.


Thank goodness I woke up, just had a dream that I turned into a cat.


Don't get cocky, it's only one day.


Dentist.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


No matter how many times you calculate it, the average daily lunch allowance given by my wife this month is always 5 yuan.


Welcome, please take a seat over there.


I really want to go back and study earlier.


Pay-to-play system.

Question: I don't like those gacha machines where you get completely unrelated items.


Japanese archipelago.

Question: If you could only bring one thing to a deserted island, what would it be?


Soul


Just left it to take care of things on my own!

Question: Please say something that will make me think, 'This is serious.'


I'm afraid of thrill rides.


Don't underestimate my stand.


The attempt to open Oreo cookies evenly failed again.


Did I reincarnate again...?


Beach volleyball has expanded the playing area.


My friend switched to a one-seater car.


In the blink of an eye, Kishida increases quickly!

Question: In the blink of an eye, it boils up quickly, you know?


I wouldn't have written I'd even borrow a cat's paw for the part-time job listing. A bear showed up.


Originally, this is the kind of creature.


Are you going to do it? Can you do it?


Finally, the manga is adapted into a live-action film!


No problem, I just got here too.


I woke up at that point.

Question: Please forcibly end the story that is getting intense.


Zero percent approval rating.

Question: The big politician resigned, but why such a surprise?


Can't-mend car Thomas.


Keep it a secret. It's confidential.


Can I ask?


I got butterflies in my stomach Is that a heart attack?


Catch up with that carp in front!


Is it okay if Matsuko sits down?

Question: Tell Hazuki the truth.


In which the theme song of Star Wars keeps playing.

Question: I would hate a wedding like that.


Unfortunately passed away overnight.


He looks like a kid, but has an adult brain. He's Detective Conan, the mystery solver.


Shell fish

Question: In Nagoya, it is common to eat breakfast every morning.


It's okay, I forgive you because you apologized.

Question: Sorry for all the boring questions.


Becky had an affair on LINE.

Question: Please tell me the name of that famous band with three words.


Reddy! You gotta give me directions from the last battle, or else I'm gonna be in trouble!


I was pushed hard from behind.


"Sure, I'll go if I'm free then!"


The mood is Sunday.


Can this invention win a Nobel Prize in the future?


Even the parents and child can't escape from disaster. For some reason, the steamed eggs made by the daughter explode.


Did you see the 666 on my forehead?


When you stare, you can see the cat floating out.


Andy Akiko's 31 ice cream.


"From now on, we will protect Doraemon!" "That's right! No one can bully him anymore!!"


Dad...


Sorry, this nickname has been taken.


Zangief! Of course, it's just one red panty thing, right? Right?


My top choice is your company.

Question: Words you might use five times in your life.


There was someone copying the hairstyle over there.


Every once in a while, someone comes back to life.

Question: What would happen if there was a really posh funeral director?


Inserted easily, but was a little disappointed at the moment it went in smoothly.

Question: Holding an adorable child, there's always a certain something.


This happens every day like this.


Hey, it's Road Runner!


Short story! Royal family.


To begin with, I'm not Christian.

Question: Coming up, Christmas!


On the tenth day of drifting on an uninhabited island, the two people who found materials for building a small wooden house were extremely happy.


The time for cup ramen can be accurately measured.

Question: The unexpected benefits of doing things by being foolish.


Meow~


So close yet never invited into the circle.


The seminar turned into self-study.


I poured milk into it.


Patrol car's tire tread.

Question: I would hate to go to a place if there was a willpower switch.


One eye was really badly beaten, that's fierce.


Yuck! Grandma's memory of her meals is fading fast!


ATATATAT... WHOA! You're already hitting your stride!

Question: Adding an aa to the serious lines ruins it.


The Sun's Choice


Today's the day, let me see you without makeup!

Question: After watching a horror movie with her, please make the first word I say be 'disgusting.'


The lead actress in the haunted house play was mediocre.


God of the New World.

Question: I don't like customers like this.


I really, really want it, but it's pretty tough.


I forgot my bag today.


What is it?


Harry Potter is the Sorcerer's Stone.


Rise and shine, little rabbit! I'm going through a molt right now.


When the men's restroom is in use, an announcement plays throughout the school.

Question: I don't like this school.


The summoned beast is strangely alluring.


Hey! I've caught something huge!


It turns out that Pikachu is a grass-type Pokémon.


Three years since the formation of the department.

Question: Ten things that are common in extracurricular activities at high school in Japan.


A flash mob was mistaken for a rebellion.

Question: What was the reason for the decreed seppuku of the blurry samurai ordered from the palace?


Please kick as hard as you can. Thank you.


Don't look! That's a book for adults!


Ironically, becoming transgender.

Question: What should I do if I accidentally enter the women's bathhouse?


You always show me your stupid posts before you submit them, and every time you have the same expression on your face.


Happy Marriage.

Question: It's something that seems to exist but doesn't.


I am actually Argentinean.


Grandpa went to the mountains to cut grass and grandma went to the river to do laundry, but Bob was still at home.

Question: Long ago, in a place far away, there lived an old man, an old woman, and a boy named Bob.


Fortunately, it was Dad who suddenly pushed open the door and came in.


That's it.


Man, I thought I was dying.

Question: The last word spoken before dying.


Next up is the weather forecast. Please remember to check it regularly!


Let's quit doing this and focus on Sumo wrestling instead.

Question: Can you please tell me the trick to being funny?


What's going on? An incident? Alright, I'll clean it up and head that way now.


Cut! Which scene is this?


Newtown ain't no harbor town, ya know.

Question: What should I be aware of when traveling to Tokyo?


Give back.

Question: Seeing the outfit I tried on after being recommended by the store clerk at the clothing store, the clerk said something I never expected.


I'm not a moth, I'm a bee.


Trump's deck of cards has 52 cards because there are 52 weeks in a year. If you add up all the numbers, it comes to 364. Add one Joker and it becomes 365 days.

Question: That guy who wrote the book 'Umishikyo de' is a genius.


dangerous edge


One free with every person you grill!

Question: I don't want the service at an unpleasant funeral home.


We're heading to Beijing.

Question: Please don't change any single word of the song title or lyrics.


Dinosaurs existed.

Question: Ten years of data on marshes, 32,211 observations.


No matter how much you want to eat bamboo, it's not okay to paint yourself like a panda!


The plumber is late again, isn't he?


From a NEET's perspective, the staff at the job center.


Just taken out of the freezer, grilled onigiri.


This dove is so lively.


Light pink.

Question: Let's transform that famous tune into a confusing tune by misspelling the title.


I thought it would be easy to make a funny topic, but the joke turned out to be a dud.

Question: Tell me a scary story you woke up to.


We need to replace the pilot because dementia is becoming noticeable.


I remember it, but I'm having difficulty starting to talk without certainty.

Question: At some point, everyone in the office has experienced something类似的意思


"Don't save me, doctor."


The string is white.

Question: The quirks and eccentricities of the cheerleading squad at the school festival.


Did you keep a dog hidden?


Truth is visible but the letters aren't. Here, have some reading glasses for you.


Yes, this is staff service.


I'm going to buy a Prius now!


A 3-day, 2-night trip. I dozed off when we left and no one woke me up until I got home...


Erect black iron hero soaring into the sky.

Question: I'm sorry about the anime's theme song.


Meow


If the advice from today's Asahi Horoscope ranking at the bottom turns out to be bad, consider calling in a complaint.

Question: What happened during the broadcast of Asahi Television that caused an influx of viewer complaints?


Cosigner

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Is the check out messed up?


My son is this tall! I am this tall! I'm not as tall as this, you know!


Accidentally sat on my son's toy car.


Put them together, and the Teddy Bear was sold first.


The eccentric person stole the oil.


Blood pressure cuff too tight! Too tight!


This way, it won't be crowded even during rush hour on the subway.


So that's a home run.


I should have been drinking milk since I was little...!


"Conan, if it hurts, cry out."


While looking for the light switch, I stepped on my son's building blocks.


Let's get some soba.

Question: I end up watching videos of foreigners eating voraciously because I'm so hungry. Eating udon.


After years of training since the age of 6, I can finally do this much now.


Fuji Television.

Question: What's the latest ban in the increasingly strict TV industry?


Karaoke chose an unpopular song.


I wish I was born a bird.

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


Sorry, that's a backpack.


Chimo and Heso merged.

Question: Please teach me the grace that I am ashamed to receive from God.


Mr. Ayukawa Aokiji.


I broke all those clothes, but the kotatsu is still intact, isn't it?


It's zero calories because it's being raised.


Zelensky, stand in the hallway because you forgot your homework!


Wow, that's a fiery young warrior!


Got it, got it!


Go ask the forest for the answer, they told me.


Can't juggle without losing the balls.

Question: Character archetypes that use bows and arrows.


Hmm...Hmmm...


Sasuke's first stage.


The executioner burst out laughing because his throwing technique for darts was too poor.


The same topic keeps coming up on the show multiple times.

Question: A common thing on the new show 24/7 Police Blunders.


Two crabs were fighting by the river.


Wee, wee, wee...


Get four books.


Well, even Santa Claus rides in a car sometimes, you know.


So, when does this start?


The caterpillar comes.

Question: Please scare me with four Chinese characters.


Grandma faints after taking deep breaths nearby.


The mosquito flies a bit high.


Mom, the doll is leaking cotton.


Check out the hall of fame...there are lots of stars on it, don't you see?

Question: How do you collect lots of stars?


It's your turn next. Don't think badly of me, okay?... I can finally become human again.


'Mystery, Please Look Forward to Season 2.'


While swimming, I saw my brother bring a girl along.


Just the sound of 'poppyaya' made me want to choose a job.


Can I get away with saying sort of instead of kinda?


What the heck is Fang Wolf Sword? You kept talking about it.


My mom thinks I'm cold.


Two people who agreed to cross the finish line together suddenly sprinted at the finish line without shame


Wait! A hair in it?!


You've figured out the truth of this world, haven't you?


There is no seat available at Starbucks.


The flash mob started at the signal of the minister.


Yo, I'm Babu and I'm the captain of this joint.


Rise up, rise up, rise up - Gundam!


I'm into Doraemon's impression of Takeshi Kaneshiro.


The TV was loose, so Dad took a screw from Doraemon and fixed it.


The MC exclaimed, 'Out of nowhere, an amazing turn!' The commentator replied, 'That's an incredible cornering move!'


Welcome! There's good fish in there! Is the tuna easy to hold? Oh, I see, wait for it...Is it here? Ahh-hmm-mm!

Question: A word that starts with i and ends with i.


Wait a minute. Is this my wallet?


The yo-yo exploded in the wrong place.


Did you see any guy in white hood around here?


My first massage.


Miso Katsu back in the day.

Question: In Nagoya, it is common to eat breakfast every morning.


Family's assets.

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Flamenco.

Question: Add an alphabet letter to the end of a place or country name and see how it sounds interesting.


Do you have any items that aren't available at the register?


Man, leave me alone! Ha ha ha! Brush me off then!


Mom won't get mad, so tell me the truth.


I'm truly sorry, I don't know what to apologize for this time~!


Maybe something good will happen~ (smile)


Conan and Ayumi have a theory that Dr. Agasa is the mastermind behind it.


Stemming the flow of cases at their source.


Your writing style could definitely win the Nobel Prize in literature, if it's not a suicide note.


Sorry, I did something wrong.


Oy, oy, my chest hurts.


Slept for only three hours and then went to work/class with vitality.


Yoshino said he got slammed on News Zero.


Enduring the urge to use the bathroom, students resort to clapping hands.


Toothache, toothache, shakes me.

Question: A lyric that might be in a love song written by a doctor.


No stars for being out of it.

Question: Tell me a scary story you woke up to.


My eyes are bloodshot.


The water carried the peach downstream.

Question: Please don't leave the fairy tale unfinished.


The homeroom teacher said it would only take two minutes, but...


What the hell are you talking about?


The person who took on the position of killer after becoming famous.


An old jerk is insisting he doesn't have his wallet when it's time to pay for the bill at the restaurant.


Are you sure this is how blood donation works?


Keep coming out.


Only gripped the lid when lifting it.


No notification at 7 am.

Question: Make me think it's not free with just 7 words.


The winner gets an allowance for fighting against their brother.


The city flood tries to save itself by relying on streetlights.


They only sell fantagrape.

Question: What the heck is this beef fantasy?


Is there sugar on the rice?


Weird drawing.


Are you willing to sell your soul just to get some vegetables?


Low budget Dragon Quest II.


Did you get a haircut??


Can I have a plastic bag?

Question: Harry Potter came to Japan and learned his first spell there.


A fourth-grader wearing glasses and a high school student with thick eyebrows are both staying at the hotel I own.

Question: I'm sorry for your loss.


The feeling of encountering multiple choice questions during an exam.


We vow to uphold sportsmanship and compete with the company in an honest and upright manner!

Question: Athlete, please take the oath.


Mr., have you seen our judge's hammer?


I think it's probably something that fell from Mount Akimi in the fall.


The wall broke and the cat fit perfectly, so we did an emergency fix until it could be repaired.


I'm sitting down!


What's going on!

Question: Desperate weekend.


初恋 is such a sweet and sour thing, it's like eating a lemon, man.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Just go with the usual calmness, even if we're going by car.

Question: Please support me in my goal to attend Kyoto University.


Did you glue something to the desk?


Totem Pole


He came crashing in from the convenience store.


I thought I was surrounded by enemy troops, but it turned out to be a surprise birthday celebration from my side.


Ah~ black fans sent thorny roses.


Hey! Wait a minute! The kids are watching!


Is winter still slow, or what? (laughs)


"Siri, your breath smells bad. Move away."


Come alive, and you shall rise up, Gundam.


Your milk is over there!


Kitchen Gnome

Question: New uses for spherical corn.


Veteran resident physician.


He/she wants a mobile phone.


I thought it was fun to see the owner going every day, but I didn't expect her workplace to be so boring.


Why haven't I received an offer from Natural Girl?


Finish it, Mrs. morning!


Wait, you're not supposed to steal that bike!


The grandchildren suddenly stopped coming.


辛苦了，夜班一定很累吧?

Question: I polished off a morning shot at night, heh.


Four people pretending to be dead in different poses.


There is a department that tries to cover up the crimes of several vice presidents.

Question: Big motor incident about to be exposed again.


I can't wait three minutes for instant ramen.

Question: The real reason why the Ultraman family protects Earth.


After driving for half an hour, I've envisioned shooting my boss over 100 times


If I really used it, it would have been stolen.


It's not your mother, it's my stepmother.

Question: Please say something like 'It's curry, not karē.'


Dad, not only is Rainbow Bridge closed, but it's in the middle of transforming!


Sisters and elder sister who just returned from military training.


Mom! The necklace you sent is just right, not too big nor too small! I love you so much!


Could you take a look before you sit down?


Jitani Sachiko is heartbroken.

Question: 试着用八个字来表示世界的终结


I had the cheapest funeral package at the mortuary.


I was playing with the vacuum hose and sucked my chin in, now I can't get it out.


Looking for a bride for 25 years. If I'm lucky, maybe another 3 years.


The wrestlers descended the spiral staircase to the practice ground.

Question: This sumo stable is stylish~ What kind of sumo stable is it?


Boss! He's paying for this meal!


Promise me, can you stop playing with fire hydrants please?


MOTHER→SISTER

Question: Please take away one game and separate it from the others.


The 800th generation descendant of Yu Gong.


Moving to the insurance department next month.

Question: What is the dilemma of postman Saito, who can deliver to Tokyo, Hakata, Sapporo, and Maldives in three hours?


Why won't Yuzhi stop going to Fukuoka with Atsushi Ishida?


Let's go!

Question: Change the lyrics of the song slightly.


When I got back, the fish tank was empty.


I told you to go buy me some watermelon.


Treated as a cosplayer due to having weak abilities


When Godzilla, without using his hands, just used his feet to pay when destroying this building, the audience laughed out loud.


"Proposal Wars"


The sand in the toilet was unexpectedly deep.


A patient with severe hearing loss undergoes a hearing test.


My dad jokes.

Question: The end is clear.


Did I just get made fun of and was the only one who felt that way?


Doraemon's yo-yoing has become chaos.


Waffle website.


Doraemon.


Even though the ground is getting closer, all I've been saying since a while ago is 'Nigi... wait, that's wrong...'

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


Do you want to eat too? It's delicious.

Question: What a cool line to say when you're picking your nose and someone catches you.


I don't want to die.


We got another order for the secret menu at night.


Bolt Bending

Question: Please consider new sports for the Tokyo Olympics.


Do you see this from an arithmetic point of view?

Question: A word about math.


Slow computer when responding.


In the next general election, DOG48 will compete for the center position. The ones in the back are research students.


Seal Olaf.


About 5 years after the boom, I can see Pokemon with the naked eye.


The sadistic supervisor with authority over the owner.

Question: Did you know that Kimetsu no Yaiba was an anime adaptation of Kekkero?


Vegeta's cosplay is messy.


When the cell signal is bad, shake your phone.

Question: Even though I know it doesn't make sense.


Can you please tone down the sarcasm?

Question: Please speak in your natural voice.


Hey, Kitaro!


The goal of the zip line is the wall.


iMac

Question: McDonald's has it, but you can't get it there.


World Wrestling! Today's commentary is by Mr. Kube and Ms. Kishira. Please enjoy both of them!


Dating photo vs. real life.


It didn't look three-dimensional.


You're so dramatic even when going to the bathroom.


Today is the 29th, so if you don't present then that's too bad. Oh well, George turn around and solve this problem.


Wow, this arrogant bald guy won't leave! We have an important client coming and this gamer is just not getting it.


Okay, bring me some meat with bones already. Otherwise my stomach cat won't calm down.


In the magic show, only changing flowers succeeded.


Knock it out, cover up, and rock paper scissors.

Question: What is an impossible Olympic sport?


Rough kid.

Question: Finger


Wow, such white and beautiful feet.


Um, can I get an interview through the owner?


That old man really bothers me.


I will live to be 100!


I bought new heels so I thought let's go on a date, but wait, I don't have a boyfriend.


And...leave me behind...


Listening to the lecture so attentively, I didn't even notice my desk neighbor poking himself in the nose with a pen.


Progress indicated by number of people loading...


The average age is 82 years old.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Kanto.


When two people who don't know how to play chess are matched together


Differential calculus.

Question: Can you please say something that I don't quite understand?


The most popular person at the handshake event.


Oh, so it's summer clothes from today?


I am talking to a hamster.

Question: Ugly cell phone store employee with a strong local accent.


Masked Rider Ex-Aid Gamer.


Today's you are very unlucky (continue).


In an inn sheltered by the sandstorm, people live.

Question: What would you do if you could use all sorts of superpowers?


The sudden betrayal of ONARA.

Question: People with loose bowels can relate.


I'm getting frustrated with the 'Installing Update Program' screen on my computer.

Question: Finish the soil work.


Don't play tug of war in the middle of a soccer game! You're the goalie, hey!


Melons can be hidden in the melon patch.


Tragically, Yosiko Shiozaki was pulled away.


Could you wait until the sedatives have dissolved before giving them to me? Thank you.


Goofy meme character holding 31 ice cream cones.


Are you open today?


I already know who the culprit is.


We should save the soup.


Champion of blowing smoke rings.


Super hard question!

Question: What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of scams that only target Tohoku University students?


One hundredth day.


Everyone has forgotten who I am.


Hold on, loading...


The first one rejected for inclusion in the directory of people.


I bought you a bottle of tea two years ago.

Question: Toys in my son's preschooler's toy box make me anxious.


Meet up in front of the dungeon (MMORPG)

Question: What happens when a child's room uncle and child's room aunt start dating?


Man, that was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing!


I got it, the culprit is...


Time is of the essence in finding Wally.


Our zoo is missing a gorilla.


Going home on your own.

Question: Please give me a sense of regret using a four-character idiom.


Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.


Today, neither of my parents is coming home, so why don't you stay over?

Question: A one-word phrase that makes me uneasy during Mario Kart with friends.


Finally, the medicine is working!


Is the Dragon Ball hidden here?


I'm a Democrat supporter! Don't touch me!


Dance!


Magical Girl Pretty Sammy

Question: The title of Hayao Miyazaki's next film.


Knight kick!


Harry Potter chose hand-to-hand combat instead of magic.


Clara, stand up.


It was originally a group interview, but it was changed to an individual interview because one person dropped out.


I'm really excited to go to ION.

Question: Country folk can relate to it.


I had one-on-one social studies with my teacher.


Hey, are you on a diet? Keep it up, I'm cheering you on!


Walk a dog, get bit.

Question: Please give it your all.


Doraemon's problem.

Question: Sweet, this is the moment I think.


Glancing at the driver waiting for the signal, making eye contact. There's nothing specific I want to convey.


Don't you have a game today?


When you want to let out a fart gently.


Five-minute intervals on my smartphone.

Question: When people, who have dementia, attend their coming-of-age ceremony.


Takashi supposedly lied in his dad's essay.


Amazing transparency.


Doesn't have an angle?


Insta-Tapio Bumerangs (Super Mario Bros.)

Question: Nintendo going off the rails? What's the title of the new Mario game?


I'm stuck with 24 hours!

Question: I don't like this kind of program.


My female outfit was discovered by my roommate and confronted on the spot.


I have no idea what to do on our first date.


The teacher suddenly passed by while doing early morning self-study and homework


Crickin (80) Solar Flare Punch!


showed off


A student who likes monsters imagined what the Hittites looked like in world history class.


Hey, Conan! What's up?


I was laid off from Toshiba.


Completed a super difficult elastic band exercise.


Your hands are so cold.


Doraemon wants Wi-Fi to be projected, it seems.


Hey, I have a favor to ask. Could you find out from Prime Minister Abe what's going on with the CO2 reduction measures? Sure, I'll look into it.


It's just a backpack!


It's not about fixing the music box, you know.


Odd man out.


"You dropped your contact lenses." "Oh, thanks!"


What's up with the bullet train not running tomorrow too?


The bus driver can drift.


Hey, that's not true! The first part 'Hello, I'm an eraser' is a lie or a joke! You can't sharpen a pencil with me, it hurts!


Just another day in the same routine.

Question: You've switched bodies with a sloth. What will you do?


Excuse me, have you gotten your chopsticks yet?


Someone asked me for directions in English.


Um, before you... No, before you... No no, before you...


The battle between the number 1 and 2 ranked players in the game.


Just started learning typing.


Aw... my parking ticket was issued.


There was a motocross club at Tokyo University.

Question: The light is dim under the lantern, but you should have noticed something, right?


Recently, my closet has been slightly open... I checked and made sure it was closed, but it's still open. How strange!

Question: It's late at night, so scary story time.


What time should I come in?

Question: The probability of you being able to join our company is 1 in 8192. Do you have any questions at the end?


Practice so I can play Dragon Quest.


What's the highest score?

Question: Doraemon got 100 on a test and Mom's reaction.


I knelt and apologized, but I was told my sincerity wasn't enough. I tried various challenges, but it's no longer possible.


Dont be a pillar of stone, Gintoki. Why don't you become a demon too? You were just standing in front of the Infinity Train forever.


Why won't you strike the killing blow?!


Uh... did you let out the sound now?


Second wall has been broken through!


No matter what happens, it doesn't change.


I drank death sauce thinking it was tomato juice.


The day before Saturday is Friday.

Question: Please say it in iambic pentameter.


A stealthy ninja of unknown affiliation lurks in hiding.


The intermediary, who said it was a five-minute walk from the station, remained silent throughout the way.


You've lost weight, but...


Yes! I pulled it out!! You didn't lie about giving me a rare card!


How can you quickly remove wasabi stuck in your teeth without using toothpicks?

Question: Please consider new sports for the Tokyo Olympics.


Oh no! The cashier at the nearby convenience store is bothering me!

Question: Please slow down.


Wait a minute! Did I spend the night with this new white girl?... I'm thinking, 'What color should I dye my hair?'... What the hell are you laughing at, huh?! Colla!


Everyone's here, who are you?


I tried to understand my mother's feelings by looking at her actions.


Oh, something's brown.


Have you seen Bai Beier? The trees they cut down were made from yours.


The delivery guy I like has come.


My friend has been acting weird lately.


I'm going to Jusco in the neighboring town!


Still, I can't help but worry about people noticing.

Question: What are the disadvantages of wearing wigs for men?


Mistletoe.


Come on, you're not trying to destroy the earth, are you?


The half-breed said my future life would be funnier than this joke book in my hand.


Brother, how have you been? It's been one year since we moved to the woods. We've started a family and are living a fulfilling country life.


Don't ride my bike just because you're tired.


What the hell are you in space for?


Knock it off with the headbutts, already!


Sorry, but I think we'll get there faster if we pedal together.


Um, is this frozen food?


Double-blind test.


Where's the remote?


Expiration date.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


The toilet paper shines in the washing machine.


The speech bubbles for comic characters were originally brought by themselves.


This kameko was at the previous Comic Market too.


Greta's betrayal.

Question: Please tell me something like The Legend of Zelda.


HA HA HA, I did it! Reason? No way.


Mingming drew a mouse, but it doesn't smell like a mouse.


Don't be swayed by the atmosphere.


Base times height divided by pi.


Got cut, ouch.


MASSO, that's why I get into trouble when I wander in the mountains.


Congratulations! You've won!


What? I'm going to be a father! Great, haven't gone back home for three years, this time I must get leave!


Hey, you stepped on my face! Don't you know?


The train gun came out for repelling the bear.


The benefit is that you can rarely get stars, while the downside is that you can only rarely get stars.

Question: Can you please tell me the pros and cons of being ditzy?


I was caught by Sato Kisen.


The teacher who couldn't get off the stage was still performing.


Gravity.

Question: Drop from above.


Forever and ever, limitlessly...

Question: Please remember to come back even if you only remember the name.


Giant Jack fell in love.


Do you really have a beautician certificate?


Whoa...I had no idea such a brave child was hiding in that lumba.


People from Gunma Prefecture.


I came back from the countryside yesterday and the air conditioner was left on.

Question: It's late at night, so scary story time.


Kobe Steel plans to start over from scratch.


Wait a minute for that bus!


Whenever angels and demons struggle inside, they always lose to this guy


I gave up because I woke up at 4:30 pm.


Don't let gold or desire control you.


Just for a little bit.

Question: Please teach me an excuse to use when I mess up.


Rather, what is the benefit?

Question: What are the disadvantages of wearing wigs for men?


Won shampoo in the company's annual lottery.


Just putting curtains on the painting made it feel half-assed and empty.


I told you not to play with the protractor!


Uh oh, a drone is approaching!


Teach that person a lesson!

Question: Wow! This word looks like it could be really cool.


Can't get the last kernel out of the corn can


Correct way to hold onto things on a train.


Oh! So if I want my sister back, you're saying I should send money to a specific seminar?


Who used Dytto's picture...?


In reality, the two are 96% consistent with what people consume. However, the remaining 4% is clearly different and that's what I don't know.

Question: What is the definitive difference between apple juice and potato salad?


Every time I call my parents, I tell them that I'm doing well and not to worry about me.


Sure, take it.


A youth detective team transferred to Mitaka.


That's a cat.


Don't dance even if you have all the confidence in the world.


Just hold on to the roof.


Midsummer Night's Dream


Wall has ears and Mary on the leaf.


Mom, the bunny girl I asked Santa for is different from this one!


Rest in peace.


Ordering an extra large portion even though you can't eat it all and end up taking it home.


I heated uranium with a laser.

Question: What misfortunes is the next generation, Alpha Generation, of the Beta Generation causing five years from now?


What's mochi-mochi? Oh, you mean rice cake? Whatever!


What's the deal with girls under 18?

Question: Please forgive me, sister.


What's up, Macross? No problem!


Rock-paper-scissors.

Question: If 1 billion people do it, it won't work.


One-liner shocker!


If you sandwich this kid between your chest and the card, you can take them out.


A staff member put their all into making the family laugh, who doesn't usually laugh.


Please have some cold water.


What's up, Miyakawa?

Question: This seems like it could be the final special episode of Ametalk.


What are your thoughts on the anime 'Seven Deadly Sins'?

Question: Guilty, what happened?


I'm really happy with the comments.

Question: Chill, I feel you.


At karaoke, the first song to be loaded is difficult to finish and it brings my energy down.


I said "I love you" to Siri.


I talk a lot but I've been assigned the role of not speaking.


This sportswear is so comfortable to wear~


At the year-end party, the department head left.


I didn't brush my teeth this morning, yaaaah~


This onion-cutting video is so realistic.


Swear! We will abide by the rules of sportsmanship.


Left-handed pitcher covering first base.


Please come back next year. I'm sure I'll be able to welcome you with a smile.

Question: Coming up, Christmas!


Can I please have a fire engine?


The coach said to warm up, but 80 minutes had passed...


This time it's from the baby...


Just leave the blueberries.

Question: Please don't waste that title, it's pointless.


The name was forgotten on the election poster.


Fibonacci Fried Chicken.


That's not all! You're really losing it, aren't you?


I can't forgive you if you pass it on.


In fact, there are four people sitting side by side.


What the hay!


It's perfect!


Run away with the food!

Question: Don't do absolutely anything at a sushi restaurant that turns around.


Dental Orthodontics.


saw a handsome guy join our team.


Do you think you'll make it out of here alive?


The knot on the rope is loosening, we need to tie it tighter.


Why won't violence ever go away?


She has no dating history.

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Pain.


The day after getting a haircut, the expressions of your classmates.


Yamada, who has decided to appear on the recording of Gochisou No Zaimashite, started practicing slapping the shoulders of the Gochi members even though he is not the owner or the head chef of his own restaurant.


What's the deal with seaweed snacks?


Mr. Jam (70)


I don't have a medical license.


Don't tell the media about KAZU's situation.

Question: The surprising internal rules of Japan's number one black company.


Do you have some blotting paper?


Night bats are pretty cool.


Watch out!


The customer over there. I'll show it to you.


I thought I had an offer from Paris Fashion Week, but it turned out to be a process. Damn it.


The person who is different from the portrait came to the meeting place.


Yurigeller's rival.


Google, are you sure this is the convenience store?


When I come out, I really worry if it's going to be all jumbled up and not broken.

Question: I don't like those gacha machines where you get completely unrelated items.


Mr. Saito with super sharp hair.


Using Morse code during a pulse check to propose: "Marry me!"


Gospel singers.

Question: Glasses guy and his happy friends.


Gramma, gramma, gramma, gramma!


In the middle game, I was only able to do what I could in the opening phase.


Pull your navel towards the bar like that, and kick up your leg!


Change the world with your kindness!


The guys escorted us separately.

Question: Please do not ruin the新人入场的部分!


And everyone was gone.

Question: That famous young person is extremely messy. Please explain.


I lost my cool!


Does this person have long legs?


Hey there! Over there, humans, please don't make loud noises in the zoo.


Hair style doesn't count for height in object's eyes.


I handed them the card, but instead of curry, they gave me a refund for overpayment.

Question: And some Ifdo person is surprised about something. What are they surprised about?


The score is complete! I'm raising taxes!


Online.

Question: What's the reason for not getting excited about cold beer?


I sold my soul to the devil for telepathic abilities.


Real life game Italy national team.


Why can't I catch any mice lately?


God of War prologue.

Question: What would be a fitting title for a Studio Ghibli doujinshi?


Read through.

Question: Late-night convenience store stuff.


I am the only one who is single.

Question: Please give me a sense of regret using a four-character idiom.


There are people like this who cause the train to be late.


Rabbits, for example.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


Ugh! I don't want to go to work!


To the door with Saran wrap.

Question: Please make a secret trap that makes me excited in the hideout.


I only encounter weird Pikmin.


Over there, bro.

Question: Please associate that game with three words.


Infidelity.

Question: Please consider new sports for the Tokyo Olympics.


After eating a buffet, I can't button up my clothes


When I got back, the castle had fallen apart in the wild.


Hey, this tanker is way too small scale for our stature! Grown-up matters, you figure it out...


Just keep being you, man.

Question: At some point, everyone in the office has experienced something类似的意思


Dying my hair is prohibited, but I must dye my natural hair black if it's not already.

Question: The strange rule at school.


The string of a wallet.

Question: The head sushi chef of this sushi restaurant is coming out with something unbelievable. What is he making?


I met a handsome guy who approached me and asked for a photo with me, saying that he just thought I looked like Cristiano Ronaldo.


Did you have a convenience store bento for lunch? And it was from Lawson, right?

Question: Can you mock me and say 'Why do you know that?'


Don't worry! There's a stick and a ball attached.


If I say I'm going to the beauty salon, this is my face.


Someone who continues to receive check-ups and medication under the national health insurance, disregarding the doctor's instructions completely.

Question: Someone is better off paying taxes.


A board sticking out from the cave taking photos.


Excuse me, how do I get to the Ultra Star?


I haven't found a toilet for three hours.


When my parents do the dishes, the shower weakens while I'm taking a shower.

Question: Moments of共鸣with Mom, makes me feel like a star.


Raw power in battle.

Question: Something like salt on spinach.


Honey, your tie is crooked.


"What, cancel the order?"


Digestive disorder patients describe their symptoms.


Ever since I got hooked on a certain religion, my dark circles under my eyes have disappeared and I'm so much brighter now. How about joining me?


When I wake up, maybe I'll be at 300,000 stars.

Question: Something in one word before going to bed.


The night battle is going to be intense, let's do it!


Come here, the one I spun around with.


I think everyone's curious, but this mic is originally thin, you know? It's not because I'm thick that it looks thin.


There is only one nose in the world.

Question: Let's transform that famous tune into a confusing tune by misspelling the title.


Drive-thru dentist.


I couldn't eat the konbu yesterday.


Sorry! Is there a doctor among the customers?


Oh my gosh! It's a water bug!


Wait a moment, I can tell who the murderer is once the lens reflects the light.


Sorry, I can't do it tonight! Sorry, I can't do it tonight! Sorry, I can't do it tonight!


What the hell is this, how many times have we done this already? I don't know.


Um, is it cracked?


Hey, I got tricked!


Forgot to bring tissue as usual, but forgot it was my period today.


Dashing towards the beach with excitement, thinking I would be swimming soon, but an hour later, no sign of the sea yet.


Don't tell anyone, tell me your favorite person!

Question: Hopes are dashed.


I'll be passing through in a bit.


The leader stumbled as they were about to step up and give a speech.


Why did you make me? and the guilt of throwing away bread with an expiration date that I ask myself.

Question: Please tell me Mr. Jam's烦恼.


In P.E., during soccer class, they never let up on me.

Question: Soccer team stuff


Gods' idle play, not a big commotion.

Question: What happened between the gods and the Buddha?


Old guys like me have never been subjected to such cheesy things before!


Every time it works, the commentator says nice job!

Question: Something that seems likely for a Triple Crown winner like Justify.


Oh no, the camouflage intensity is decreasing! Wake up; it's turning into a shirt!


Awkward Titanic reenactment.


Myself.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


When dramatized, all the sponsors were law firms.

Question: The protagonist's catchphrase was I'll make sure to convey it with all my might! as a result.


Results announcement -

Question: Imagine him with just 7 words.


The importance of the next Detective Conan clue will be verified next week.

Question: Except for things that turn into crimes, I want to try something once.


I was thinking of a joke about saying go to sleep on the internet, but it's so boring that I'm going to just forget it.


An old man with white hair and glasses has 36 people still below him.


Sorry, Heidi. Yamato is in trouble. I'll go check it out.


How to make mochi


ruining a child's dream during the event


What's up?


I successfully made a Cup Noodles in 2 minutes and ate it in bokkashi form in 1 minute, but it turned out I had shrimp allergy.


A dad loses his ring and feels down, so he receives a shell ring as a gift to cheer him up.


Oil

Question: Pulling out something unpleasant while cleaning your ears.


Hey... Mr. Bread Man... do you think this will make me feel better?


girlfriend said she wasn't angry.


Pepper in his second form.


I am a beginner and tend to be scatterbrained, so it's difficult for me to make others laugh... However, I really appreciate topics that are easy to understand like yours!

Question: Please make the topic owner blush.


I tried to grab them by the throat and shout Ah ah? but they escaped.


Forgot to clear my browsing history!


Arrested for abandoning cats and grandmother.


I'm worried that maybe someone can hear my thoughts on the train, so I shout it out loud in my mind.

Question: Even though I know it doesn't make sense.


"Looking for a cuddly cat, sleeps anywhere


The lower part of my body is legs.


Son, don't look under the bed.


I got it. The culprit is.


Should I eat or not? Hmm...


The DSA key and X key borrowed from a friend are worn out very seriously.


That woman's 'throat is dry' is no ordinary thing.


The person who only eats bananas until the end (Nobu style).


Insurance fraud is too well executed.


Hold on! The pilot just let out a fart!


Canine astronauts able to withstand gravitational training (5G).


Why is it just Lamb's name? Why not the names of the other ingredients too?


Search history


Finally, he fell asleep and I went back home after work.


I have filed everything in this world.

Question: Teach me a cool line to say when I'm on my deathbed, please.


Sune-chan! Where did you get your bangs cut, Zamasu?


He was ordered to commit seppuku in the palace.

Question: What was the reason for the decreed seppuku of the blurry samurai ordered from the palace?


Can I split it for you? Awwwwwwww.


I am a girl! Why don't you check for yourself?!


The nearest store only had soy sauce.

Question: Can you pick up some soy sauce for me?


Tidy Tidy

Question: Please make it sound less cool in English.


So, who should we choose to answer this question?


Get off work.


The singer is so cool!

Question: Namie Amuro is finally retiring, huh?


Here is the return shipping fee of 1000 yen.


I really want to snuggle under an omelet blanket, quickly.


Big Motor Company employee.


Can't stop running.

Question: Say something like coming and going once a month (daily).


Somebody's a monkey, huh?


Don't ask for punishment!


Ten people, ten colors.


Can I borrow some money? I'll pay you back.


Five seconds until I fall into the trap.


After starting, one second later.


Just in time, help arrives.

Question: In anime, there's this common funny contrast: characters who wouldn't seem like the singing type suddenly singing character songs.


High Mouse-Detection Ability in Cats.


Let's go into the hot spring together, okay?


Blacklist of nearby bathhouses.


You'd think I wouldn't have put it in yet, but there's already one mysterious red ginger piece in the bowl of beef bowl.


A couple invited me for dinner, saying they were afraid I would feel awkward and called two more people to keep me company.


I accidentally took a picture of my phone chain with my phone just now.


For someone who isn't cut out for it, a camouflage pose from way back when.


Snack time.

Question: What happens when a man is noticed by a woman?


The challengers who lost to Derby's brother in the game.


I was trying to take a picture of my driver's license using self-portrait and I got a good shot right when I leaned in.


Oh no, I'm catching a cold. Better take some Dayquil early.


We came armed with whatever we could bring.


What tie did I pick out?!


What's your annual income?


Mind your own business.


Hold on! You can't just say my name and the word chestnut in that order!


There are shortcuts in life too, as long as you watch out for the prickly bits.

Question: Mario Kart addiction feels like something Mitsuyo Arita would write.


Nice to meet you, I'm greeeen.


On my knees, I can use it.


Finished.


Go away, Pikachu!


Chemistry of the Four Seasons.


May the world be at peace, amen.


You probably have a canker sore.

Question: Change the lyrics of a Christmas song to make it sad.


Once in a lifetime.

Question: Something I want to say once in my life.


Summer armpit sweat!


Just now, I remembered this is an olive after seeing a cockroach.


In order not to dirty our hands, we worked together with friends to get rid of cockroaches.


After refusing to go to the hospital, the owner obtained a medical license.


Who poked me from the sewer just now?


My boyfriend has been saying lately, Why don't you try getting inside the rice cooker? I guess he's having an affair with rice...


Sorry, it's closed today so we can't use the hot springs.


That over there is an interpreter.


I'll show you the yellow new world, honey.


Tom Cruise is correct!


We have an official home room and we also have advisors.

Question: Ten things that are common in extracurricular activities at high school in Japan.


Once upon a time, the continuation is on the web!

Question: Please wrap up the story quickly.


Kamehameha...ho!!!

Question: Please think about an article that makes me believe you're serious with all your might.


Deep sea.

Question: I don't want to do a world trip like this.


This is so scary! I can't see it either. I don't get it, you guys.


Animal extinction.

Question: What would happen if there were no friction?


Man, that guy next door must be doing really well in school.


I'm bored but it's sunny today.


Mrs. DeVie

Question: The celebrity seems like someone who would make quips about the navigation system's guidance.


Feel comfortable no longer.

Question: What does a grown-up daughter of a man become?


Shining missile came flying ♡.


Just couldn't get the ball to go in, so I had to do it this way.


Sorry, I wanted to make a joke about money and monkey but I couldn't think of anything.


I began to speak of the loneliness and despair that led up to being able to open up.

Question: The hero opened the treasure chest, and lo and behold, it was a mimic! The mimic suddenly transformed.


The tight-fitting leather jacket turned out to have good breathability after farting.


The owner of the amusement shooting range was laughing so happily seeing that I didn't hit any prizes.


This is the sauna for women.


From the above, it has been proven that there is a problem on the female side as to why we are single.


Say the word 'Miao' with a strong accent.

Question: My family might be ninja too, why do I think so?


The principal suddenly started singing a lullaby.


Dad/O Baseball/Cooked Egg

Question: Please tell me the name of that famous band with three words.


I choked on the first pill I took.


I thought it was a love letter, but it turned out to be a duel notice.


Dad got sleepy while standing at attention.


Dreams always start from this scene.


That's Kirei's share?


Crosfire Hurricane.


Life, life, oh life, life, oh life.

Question: Radical new edge.


Raising the sequence at home.

Question: What would you do if you were switched bodies with a cat?


That Earth person? Oh, you mean Krillin!

Question: Please ruin the famous line by changing it slightly.


I bought a real crane game and am trying it out at my neighbor's house.


This is a lemon.


Behave yourself and it'll be over soon, but if you cause a commotion, even fat people and monkeys will come.


Can't stop thinking about that French kiss.


Missile disappeared?


Grandpa picking peaches had a baby's bottom.

Question: Please don't leave the fairy tale unfinished.


The pronunciation is bad.

Question: Why don't you say the middle of the afternoon when you say the middle of the morning?


The heart of a person.

Question: Where does Masahiro Matsuzaki often seem to appear?


I wished upon a genie lamp, but it seems like the genie misunderstood me.


Ringo-chan, who is Azumi Ume, is also an apple.

Question: Let me explain it in Haiku style!


Appreciate it or canned food?

Question: I don't like this aquarium.


I really enjoyed watching the big guy fight with the karate brother.

Question: Write a review of a manga you haven't read yet.


Full of dissenting opinions.


Whispering the instrumental melody of a star's theme song.

Question: A one-word phrase that makes me uneasy during Mario Kart with friends.


JACKAL!


Nobita is amazing ♥.


I'm starting to charge usage fees from today. It'll be three eels for one time.


Is the era of humans driving over?


Every time I make a small gesture, I gradually turn my white opponent into a black person.


I'm laughing at an excellent joke that I can't even begin to comprehend in my own mind.

Question: Gosh, I can't resist it!


The main stage is in Siberia, so his face is always frozen tightly.

Question: Typical things in serial broadcasts.


Please, please.


Andy Panda is you!


It sounds like you have a sinus infection.


Devilish smile of the devil himself.


I can't see any panty shots, I mean, she's not wearing any!


I started hitting the opposite thing.

Question: Did the home run king get fired?


Oh no...! Don't shake it and grab it! B, it's not a beat board, it's a cutting board!


Men and women, men and women.

Question: I don't feel happy even if I can use this dual-purpose thing.


Salt allergy.

Question: It's like a total failure.


Ten yen per jump is pretty steep.


Shimamura went all in with their new fleece sweater commercial.


Is this an iPhone and does it need charging?


When practicing shooting, you can be the target!


Kentucky Fried Chicken employee is visibly shaken and unable to hide it.


I just can't transform into Doraemon...


Hey humans! While I'm inhaling air pollution, figure out how to save the Earth's environment!


Still, it looks like we're going to have a tax increase, huh?


When you said to the girl on WeChat, "I want to meet in person," the person next to you's phone rang.


Be careful when you close the door next time!


Finally made up my mind to do pull-ups.


Ahead of vegetable market.


Want to clap and be ignored, then pretend loyalty.


There's an annoying guest at home.


Um... If you drink the seed, does a sprout come out of the hole below?


Stupidity and ignorance.


I shrunk in height.


Who can help me retrieve the tennis from my throat?


I'm prepared but I don't know where to go.


Tight-fitting full-body tights.

Question: Old comic book stuff.


Discovered that the online dating partner is a grandmother


Let's call JAF for now.


Still, I hear it three nights in a row.


Users who haven't logged in since summer.


Don't look for a makeup artist with strabismus.


This episode has just begun...


The new stapler seems dissatisfied with its work.


Finally, the cat grass grew on August 3rd.


At my friend's house, I stayed up all night until 6:30 in the morning.


What is wrong with it that I need to review?

Question: Prime Minister岸田文雄 seems to be setting the tone for sushi.


On closer inspection, it turned out to be an old lady instead of an old man.

Question: What is a guy like you who knows so much about Sailor Moon?


Wow! That's incredible!

Question: What is characteristic of the Precure drawn by Araki Hirohiko?


I used the same paper for several courses.


I would like to pay my respects and see your esteemed face.


Dad came home drunk and swung a strange object around, saying Hey look, it's a sandbag! So I unleashed my anger with a flurry of punches.


The last one was bought by the person who came first.


See you, parents.


Koizumi was used all the time as a topic when he was prime minister, but now he's unemployed. 'Cats are good though, they're stable.'


The acting to hurry up and secure the last place in Gotchi is terrible.


It's not Kondou Haruna.


This isn't the right house!


Kids can do it.

Question: What happens when a child's room uncle and child's room aunt start dating?


I take a lot of days off when I don't have a farm job, you know?

Question: A person moving like a horse on a carriage made the horse think.


Over there is the toilet.


Wait for it, I'm taking the mosaic off!


Monsters have their own monsters.


Come on, do a flip in times like these?


After 12 o'clock, the magic of Cinderella's carriage disappeared.


Nice to meet you. Don't you remember me? Oh wait, we met in my dream two weeks ago. Ah yeah! Thanks for that!


Help me brake! Hold on tight, let's go!


No, I am the 24-hour protector preventing you from being tracked.


The magnitude of the earthquake was 2.

Question: Was there a possibility of canceling Abe's state funeral?


Let's hang out together.

Question: Please make it sound less cool in English.


He expresses condolences to his faction.


Absolutely breathtaking scenery.

Question: Teach me a cool line to say when I'm on my deathbed, please.


I haven't been called yet.

Question: At some point, everyone in the office has experienced something类似的意思


Yesterday I bought a Walkman.


On the brink of death, family.

Question: Please make the Silverware Family into the Hello Kitty family.


After a long absence, we took a group photo to commemorate the successful surgery.


You know without me having to say it!

Question: - He's a very demanding person, with 1000 requests.


Failed to jump the horse vault.


"Is there a doctor among the passengers?" "Uh, I am! Oh... I don't have cavities."


Got cancer.

Question: Tell me the edge of what's acceptable for an attractive person.


Why haven't we taken off yet?


Switched places.


I told him not to do the laundry with his dad!


An embryo grew too big inside the womb.


Oh, this is monitoring.


Follow Orion's path.

Question: What is an appropriate lyrics for a picture song?


Move or I'll snap your arm!


Home improvement center's new employee training.


I'll say it again, that stuff doesn't work on me.


The absence of notification is considered as ignoring.

Question: Create a new modern Japanese idiom.


Suddenly remembered that Captain America once tried to strangle a robot.


He's not angry because he wants to be angry!

Question: Please say something illogical and subtle.


After returning home, I had a bad feeling upon seeing this situation.


Money isn't everything written on paper.

Question: What did I get from the gachapon machine for 1,000 yen?


Do you remember the number of your own self-made jokes that were deemed unworthy to be seen (zero stars)?

Question: Please say something trivial.


Wearing it, but I can't feel safe.


Caught and punished as an outcast.

Question: Something common with Fighting Nemo.


Struggling with whether or not to greet someone you know when encountering them with strangers.


The sumo wrestler left the kiwi fruit. He missed it!

Question: September 1st is Kiwi Day, so be silly, please.


Water and oil.

Question: What's the difference between the House of Representatives and the Senate?


Getting laughed at from behind while being scolded by a gentleman.


Hey, did I turn off the electric heater?


Got dumped by my boyfriend.


Watching over the remains of business.


So you're naked from the waist down in your purse right now?


That guy's flirting is creepy.


Moon, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Sun.

Question: Summer vacation is not over yet.


I've been waiting for you.


When this is the ninth life.


Well, it's pretty gross.

Question: Can you please explain Princess Mononoke in a concise manner?


Information guru who has their antennae up in every field.


Discovered someone better than myself.


My ex's name was called out by my boyfriend.


Your enemy is my enemy!


I took a picture of the room and it turned out to be a ghost photo, but it's just too ominous.


Where did you catch your cold?


Making Raster Clay Figurines.

Question: What is something that no pottery studio will definitely teach you?


A cat bus like Dekotora came to pick us up.


I'm not sure what work it is, but I tried to reproduce Picasso's style.


Finally, I found Yoshida Sayuri's weakness. It's her 'nape'!!!!


Just walking around the world, 'Fame damage song,' I guess.


Can't laugh, can I?

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


I got a weird-shaped weapon from the gacha.


Pay attention to the puns, and you'll notice that surprising or imaginative ones tend to get stars.

Question: What advice can I get to earn stars?


Type that perceives strong mental conflicts.


The coach is still in the car.


Princess is missing!


The silent criminal.

Question: When the bank robber found himself holed up inside with Steven Seagal among the customers.


Unlock the kickstand of the bicycle on the road and leave.

Question: Tell me a bad thing that you won't get caught doing.


The way we say 'second' is unique.

Question: I bet this guy likes chess, why do you think so?


Dropping a million-dollar bill into someone's wallet.

Question: High risk, no return.


Time to clock out!


The bag is different than I thought it would be.


What do you call something that hasn't existed before? 'Unprecedented,' right? You're really not learning from your mistakes, are you?


Disinfect the screen.


Listen! How about we sell Doraemon and buy a robot vacuum instead?


The little pony is swollen.


Use GPS to locate the current position, secure the location with a warrant, and surround and arrest all personnel involved.

Question: What would you do if your pet cat was stolen?


Who said I'm fat?


I fed Grandpa mochi, and he's okay.

Question: Please say something trivial.


Okay, let's start the bean-throwing festival!


Same old everyday routine.

Question: Father's Day facts.


Rakuten is there too.

Question: Can you please tell me which commercial you dislike?


What to do when NHK comes.


Let's save it for later.


bath cap


The bamboo shoots were pressed by stones during their emergence process.


It's okay because my hair is the same length as Mrs. O's.


My roommate who rushed out of the door that year has been found.


Keep going, why doesn't your hand move?


Hey, listen here. You think I won't be able to pay back my loan today? How about next week instead?


Did you mix the paint or something? It's as yellow as can be!

Question: Kininobu seems to be getting close to the pumpkin croquettes.


Gold ball.

Question: A red fox and a green rabbit.


It doesn't matter if you bite it off, anyway she has six fingers.


Mom, can you call me Katso?


If you magnify the moss, something amazing would happen.


Got caught in a zipper...


Chatter.

Question: I don't want to buy it even at a 95% discount.


Out came Twisted Serve!


Robert Akayama's bangs.

Question: Favorite thing.


Ha ha ha! Magic, huh? This is the age of physicality from now on!


"Can you please not cut it all off and leave some?"


Me too!

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


The crows' panicked cries as they flee.

Question: I don't like the FamilyMart entrance sound if it happens.


Osaka, Japan

Question: Adding one letter to a place name or country name boosts it by 3 years and 120 times.


Put it up your nose, huh-huh-huh.


I'll help out every year, so please make me Santa's pet (:3) *wink*.

Question: Passionate thoughts for NanTA in one word.


Dad's multiple pets.

Question: What did he do that made you want to strangle him?


I vowed never to meet up with the guy I met online again.


The man with the ability to absorb others' excess fat is extremely popular.


Isn't this just a model house?


The bread that I was just eating suddenly disappeared.


I loudly stopped someone from revealing a person they like.


Tokyo says, 'Get along well with each other.'

Question: Kanagawa Prefecture, Saitama Prefecture, Chiba Prefecture.


Um, don't I have a lot of hands?


The four-wheel-drive car flew off the runway.


I have to play it cool and pretend I'm broke because everyone else has received huge bills.


It seems that the style of you cooking curry from your mouth resulted in complaints from the neighbors about being dirty, and it led to its demise. Sorry about that.


Hmm, this voice... is it possible that I might be related to this person?


What's the latest on your triglycerides and cholesterol levels? I'm at a loss - no matter what I do, they just won't go down. I give up!


Father's Day? No no.

Question: Father's Day facts.


Don't use my iPad as a plate!


When I wake up and check my page, I often think, Did I really say something that silly last night?

Question: Drunkard's behavior, or Hangover stories.


Naka-kun's summer vacation homework, "Schrodinger's Bird," is either brilliant or nonsense.


Don't walk around with that door!


Monday at 6:30 PM.


"Die, you stupid son!" /Smacks/


Turn off the electricity.

Question: Bedtime routine.


Dad, pops, me.


We'll call it quits and end everything.


Poo shows his bare face when collecting honey. That was the greatest respect for bees.


I can't beat that thing, I just can't beat it.

Question: What the raccoon is thinking now.


The prisoner's request is I want my nose fixed.


An accident occurred at ION Mall.


May I please have the bill? It comes out to 503 yen. Excuse me, could you hold on just a moment? Let's see... 3 yen, 3 yen.


Coach Tsuji said, Moriyama got injured and had to be replaced. And Okada was also taken off the bench, leaving us without a catcher... Coach Tsuji, I'll catch! said Masaka Watanabe.


Can you tell me the number written on your card?

Question: I just lost my memory, can you tell me what I was doing?