You asked for it, Heidi. Riding that dangerous swing was bound to get you into trouble.


I thought this would sell well in Nara.


Can you introduce me to a wealthy man who seems like he could be a good father?


The one with stars in the structure disappears.

Question: Tell me a scary story you woke up to.


Can't have a conversation with just a dot.

Question: Can you tell me some things that happened when I started dating my one-dimensional girlfriend?


If it's not broken, break it... that makes sense, huh?


Turn left at that road and you'll end up on this road!


I've really found what I want to do! This summer, let's get 'hooked'!


Enter the boat rowing.


During an attempt to break into Sefu's house, a lucky thief got stuck here.


My silly jokes make some people laugh and others don't.

Question: There are two types of people in the world.


Today was so much fun, Hamtaro. Tomorrow will be even more fun, right?

Question: Something in one word before going to bed.


I drank gasoline but it didn't work.


Sorry, Dad. I'll do what Mom says.  As he said that, Dad fell into the cream puff dough.


Cheating partner's home.

Question: Where is the second parking lot?


Oh no, the magic is about to be revealed.


A director relative who plays a passerby must be listed in the cast list.


I can only come up with two prizes that I want to include in the chocolate Easter eggs we're commercializing this time.


There are more than two balls.

Question: Absolutely do not add any new rules to soccer.


Mickey exists... Mickey exists... Mickey exists... Mickey exists... Mickey exists... Mickey does exist.


Excuse me, do you have this in L size?


As the comedian says, I think it's better if speeches and skirts are short...

Question: What is the number one inappropriate word to say in an adult greeting?


Someone who wants money? Then I hope you'll agree with me ❤


If you paint it this white, the ghost shouldn't be able to see it.


I hit my little finger.


You can draw it without turning it into a song.

Question: Drawing meme.


We found three Earthlings' bodies and a damaged robot - "It wasn't me! I didn't say they were  abducted, did I?!"


Encountered a substitute fighter that couldn't be seen from behind.


For unexpected situations, Bufferin.

Question: What might be inside President Bach's briefcase?


If I were to take this.


Have fun in heaven too!


Street Fighter II's bonus stage.


Parents who don't pay for tuition.

Question: Someone is better off paying taxes.


Sponsor withdrawal results in removal of one-family studio.


Students who ask questions after school study sessions.


What are you looking at?


My clothes don't link to the homepage even if scanned.


When I look at my own silliness, stars appear.

Question: When I ran into the asker on the street, something that's common would happen.


The group that's causing chaos at the karaoke bar had their sofas and tables confiscated as punishment, but they show no signs of stopping.


The phenomenon of wanting to fall asleep while waiting for your hair color to process.


The way Pazu and Sheeta's encounter was changed.


I underwent three years of extremely rigorous lung capacity training.

Question: What is the unknown tragic past of three piglets and the wolf?


I used to... and it's annoying.

Question: When a professional golfer takes a job with a taxi company, what might happen?


Got it? Even when I press my head, Gmail won't open.


Oh, don't be so eager to sum it all up.

Question: What is happiness for young people these days?


When Conan makes a wrong deduction.


Waking up on Monday.


Star distributor.

Question: I'm sorry, but we do not offer that service.


The prize for the lottery is too lame.


You're the first one to actually wear it.

Question: Seeing the outfit I tried on after being recommended by the store clerk at the clothing store, the clerk said something I never expected.


If you get caught by the hunter, it won't show up too well, so make sure to add the finishing touch at the end.


The cigarette was smoked backwards.


Moon payment


Hmm, I just got here.


Please don't come, Mokkoshan.


There's a special sale corner for fish that have died.

Question: I don't like this aquarium.


Do you hate being called handsome or do you just claim to hate it? Make it clear!

Question: Something you shouldn't say to a woman who dislikes handsome men.


The Death of Wolverine


The youth's disconnection from cars is severe. We will consider implementing a road tax.

Question: Please think about an article that makes me believe you're serious with all your might.


The criminal is chasing the bespectacled kid


Is it okay to be happy? Me? - words from the contest champion fitting perfectly into the trophy.


Grandpa is napping on a bench in the park.

Question: The theme of the cookie is incompatible with the situation.


I passed by Aoi Sorato in the valley and missed three tea houses.

Question: Please tell me the moment when I couldn't help but look at it seven times.


When the complainer appeared, he quietly stood up on his second day of working as a temp.


Hiroshima.

Question: We've arrived, Hanshin Tigers! Thank you for waiting.


What's that smell? It doesn't smell like tobacco.

Question: He or she must be a smoker.


An apple fell down.


Today's bride is in a good mood.


Ah, I see. I'll try to reduce the crying at night, but you know what? I'm not sleeping either.


Mr. is tired too!

Question: Mr. made the class fall asleep with his lullaby! He put student A to sleep, he put student B to sleep, and he put student C to sleep.


Do you know that sperm whales only sleep for 17% of their lives, and spend the rest of their time "sperming"?


Otaku fans come flocking.


Avoided everything.


I hear Moeko's cries coming from Uncle Jam's room.


I love the pound sound of the clock.


Drop your head.

Question: Meetings about shooting crimes.


My boyfriend followed me from the airport and got hit by the engine.


Why did you use a black pen to copy the answers?!


Steve without the fat sucked out.


Jackie is fighting.

Question: The theme of the cookie is incompatible with the situation.


Do you need my help?


Hey, grab me that ball!


Mission 08: Get chips from the kitchen and return to the kotatsu Reward: Weight +2 kg.

Question: The newly released game BabaQuest has some typical things about it.


Born as a Shaker.

Question: The world's coolest way to be swept off one's feet.


There's no toilet paper left in the bathroom just now.


Stethoscope is long.


Drake's eye gaze.


Wash, rinse, repeat.

Question: Please associate that game with three words.


On that day, humanity remembered that this creature never reflects or thinks about its actions.


There's no catch.


Tell the truth! Where did you hide my backpack?


Pooh finally let go.


I am envious of beans.


I've lived a million times, don't lick me.


Rock paper scissors is really weak.


Talk to you later.


Two eggs that fell into the water have been found.


Hey, what? You meant to give me a baby shower?


Think about the origin of the character for 'person' and you'll understand, you idiot!


There are over 200 ways to die.


A strange virus suddenly appeared on the desktop.


Real-life Kabao-kun.


Finally got a female doll.


The role of the wood has been decided.


That should just be her brother.


Teacher! You forgot to assign the homework today...


Level 1 player returns to respawn point.


You didn't make me sick for the few months I was with you, Piccolo-san!

Question: Please create an article that includes the names of musical instruments and make me feel slightly sad.


Blood-red Mary and the Witch's Flower.

Question: I don't want this work to be adapted for live-action.


Easter Island version of Tetris.


Introduce your ex-boyfriend briefly to your friend.


Get out! That's just a food sample!


They were both first-timers, weren't they?


It was made for me to start being a Vtuber.


Overweight appearance.


Checked my star rating of last night and went to sleep again.

Question: In English, the sentence would be: Sometimes when I wake up and open my eyes first thing in the morning, I smile but don't press on the star.


Whether or not we've been here together before is causing an argument.


Tree -> Wood -> Thicket.

Question: Try saying 'human being on fire'.


In the water bottle, I will fill it halfway today. Half of that tomorrow, half of that again the day after... If I continue doing this, what will the water bottle be like in one year?

Question: You told me an unsatisfying story.


Poolside on a hot summer day.


The mood in the morning of Valentine's Day is abnormal.


Linear motor.


I'll drive for a while, right?


Just looking is okay~


Taking my girlfriend home to meet my relatives for the first time.


Ah... Tomorrow is when the color broadcast finally starts, right?


Sun salon

Question: Sniff's unexpected vacation spot.


Boss.

Question: I think illness is in the body.


Why don't you stay here today?


Hmm...this is where I'm at right now.


Um, is it now? You're looking at whether I have a dog or something during the day and trying to catch me off guard with this part-time job.


I can't get the image of the manager and coach leaving the hotel together yesterday out of my head.


Daughter goes silly at multiples of three.


The muscles in my bird stood up.


I'm not a bear! I'm a grizzly!


That's a cup, and I'm here.


You're not coming with Totto, are you?


The self-service poster on the wall says that it doesn't start until tomorrow.


I want to eat soba noodles.

Question: Can the sound of I love you make a person stronger?


Did I really drop my contact lens here?


The cigarette butt I just tossed ignited a massive fire below


Damn, that's impressive!

Question: Don't congratulate yourself!


Just as I was about to ring the doorbell, the door suddenly opened.


Keep farming.


Bingo! (Bingo!!) Bingo, bingo!


The newly replaced bulb is really bright.


Late, late - always late.


Phew, oh man!


If you can see five or more people, your driver's license will automatically be updated.


One million likes received in commemoration.


I got beaten up really badly when I said I forgot my wallet today.


Navigation completed.


Do you have a drill?


I changed the collar that makes my head shake when I bark every day to a quieter one.


I went to an izakaya.

Question: You told me an unsatisfying story.


George, period.

Question: Please add one letter to that character's name and make it funny.


My sister's boyfriend.

Question: Say something like coming and going once a month (daily).


What are you going to do by asking if it's a pen or not?

Question: Can you please teach me about the English textbook?


There's no glass plate on their face.


The actor playing the giraffe forgot to put on the costume.


Backup plan.


Dad took off his socks.


Kat-chan, come here!


Sorry, I'm down below in front of the TV.


Students who didn't get a role in their class play.


Take off the visa and you can cross.


The red and white hat you helped me with yesterday.


Maybe I'll come to your city next time?


Let's pick it up, eh!


This is the motive of the killer.


Experience not required.


Is this a mixed bath?

Question: What should I do if I accidentally enter the women's bathhouse?


Skipped scenes.


Who said anyone would lend me a hand?!?


No matter how many times it's thrown away, Thomas will always come back to himself.


Amuro-kun, where did you go?


Terminator... Terminator... (from the movie The Terminator)


Got pulled over by the police.


"Just sit here for one minute, and you can travel to one minute later in time."


I failed my motorcycle license test again.


You told me to buy you some Zelfrench, didn't you?

Question: Jake Gyllenhaal's mother is Naomi Foner Gyllenhaal.


You punctured a secret hole. Your life is 5 seconds away... Wait, your life is 5 seconds away!!!

Question: Please repeat it and make me sad.


Just solved the tram puzzle.


The dreamland, the true way of departure.

Question: What Mickey is looking for.


Swallow it whole without letting anything in or out.


Go lower! Lower down here! It's right in front of you! Is it no good even at this distance!


Reason for the commotion: difference in direction.


I was unexpectedly invited to my friend's wedding.


Are you serious? You were going Mach 1!


Smelled gas leakage and went to check.


Big tin can, big tiny can, small tin can, small tiny can!


Why is Dustin Hoffman standing?

Question: I would hate a wedding like that.


A person whose hair became all frizzy from an explosion due to a medication mix-up.

Question: It's not something to laugh about, but I would like to see the scene once.


Check the position of my baton before conducting.


Which one do I get, punches or kicks?


Watch out over there!


Okay, listen up. I'm only gonna say it 1000 times.

Question: Please make it 1000 times more interesting.


I've always disliked it, they have been stating.


We're playing baseball out in the wild because that's what it's all about.


NHK is broadcasting.

Question: I don't like this Kōhaku Uta Gassen.


That old lady's face when she got hit by a car, oh my god.


Pick up/kiss on the cheek


The parrot in the cage was killed through telekinesis and dropped a bunch of items


Melanin enough?


The company's business has been running normally for a year despite the fact that the president has turned into a dog.


That's exactly the feeling inside the Poké Ball.


I was mesmerized by her sleeping face and couldn't help but stand on my tiptoes.

Question: Please write an article using the word specifically.


Throat spray.

Question: Huh, I'm using it, but if I think about it carefully, it becomes What the heck am I doing? in American slang.


Excuse me, captain! Do you know where my urine cup is?


The belt of the pants has come loose.


I passed out from the sheer amount of energy drinks.


There is no such thing as starless movement.

Question: Physics-y-sounding law name.


I went all out on the morning show's Random Draw.

Question: What happened during the broadcast of Asahi Television that caused an influx of viewer complaints?


I transformed, but I don't know what to do next.


Don't you see? There's no response from the other end of the communication.


Ghostly escape.


The summary handwritten notebook makes it easy to understand what's going on at the edge.

Question: I don't want this to come back around at sushi train.


The master has returned.


Can't come up with a topic.

Question: In the app version (smartphone version), there are points that feel inconvenient compared to the 2C version when I'm being silly.


Everyone should report back home to their spouses.


How close can you match the background color? Mario won the championship.


Fallen Angel's Feather

Question: The person who said 'used tissue' in the most otaku-like way wins.


This chocolate looks delicious.


The punishment for flying is too severe.


Hey everyone.

Question: That person is easy to understand with just two words.


Rising on the power of my back.


He seemed so strong, but he broke down.


"I did too much, take it." said the neighbor and handed it over.


Lupin went over there.


Master, your blood pressure seems high. I'll handle it and send you something else instead of sashimi.


Hey, wait up!


Discontinuation of disability benefits payment.

Question: Clara stands up and common things happen.


Wow! So you became a millionaire and checkmated there!


I dry my hair every day with the pressure of the train's air.


Um, job hunting? What's that about?

Question: Job hunting tips/trauma.


Beginner's Tutorial


Free players who obtained limited-time props met with paying players.


I was only eating what I liked, but I got full and couldn't eat anymore.


Bought a super cheap zoo ticket for the date


I paid a lot of money to hire a maid, but she doesn't do anything. But it doesn't matter to me.


Come on, give it a try!


I remember the boy with butterfly tie and glasses got on the same ferry.


Born at the moment of compression.

Question: Puzzle game life, match-3, things that are common.


38 degrees Fahrenheit


This festival is not worth it.


In this situation, there is insurance that can be included.


Next to the Snow Queen.

Question: Mix two classic movies together and create chaos.


At the end of a sentence, you can add 'I don't know though.'

Question: What features do I need in my latest car navigation system? What kind of functions should it have?


The food is in a child's lunch box.

Question: What happens when a child's room uncle and child's room aunt start dating?


Benefits include entertainment, drawbacks include having 5 minutes of free time.

Question: Can you please tell me the pros and cons of being ditzy?


The CEOs of video websites really annoying with their dating ads.


Pikachu's eating!


Herbivore.


What?! Wait a minute? You're going to throw again, sir?


From the perfect angle of the gap in the shed, it shows me its antenna.

Question: I don't like these cockroaches.


Everyone is a failure.


Decision to adapt it into a live-action version.

Question: Call me and come back.


Glitch bug.


Bro, what are you doing by staring at the mirror?


Act accordingly... 'Duel! Standby!!!!'

Question: This sumo stable is stylish~ What kind of sumo stable is it?


The newly tied buns have fallen apart again.


Thought it was gas, but it turned out to be real.

Question: Please experience the feeling of hopelessness.


Sounds like fun. Can you take my place? ... No, I'd rather have the lower one.


I was supposed to go to the sea, but I almost crossed the River of Forgetfulness.

Question: Please tell me about your summer memories that no one can relate to.


Handshake event.


Do you have any misconceptions about casual wear?


Dust floats, pride rises.

Question: The difference between modesty and pride.


Running into solo queue against four coordinated players.


Behind me, Annie and Clarabel are talking smack about me.


The passenger who was removed from the plane finally found their own ticket.


I have caught COVID-19.


Why is the skirt so long?


The makeup face of my scary next-door neighbor is spooky.


If you press the button, people will explode.

Question: That famous young person is extremely messy. Please explain.


He went from being just one of the gallery to becoming Seventeen, the first-ever masked golfer, and Woods' eternal rival.


Yellow Spring

Question: Can you please tell me the name of a maid-themed cafe that you absolutely don't want to visit?


Once I get back, I'll head to the sale again.


Come home, okay?


Unknown ceiling... smell of disinfectant... is this a hospital?

Question: When I drank 5,300 bowls of miso soup from morning to night, something common happened.


I secretly think it's okay to be hugged by you... ❤

Question: Obsess me, please.


Stop right there, Lola.


Time-consuming dieter.

Question: Try making it interesting by putting 'food' in the title or quote!


I can't tell the difference between Shimane Prefecture and a district.

Question: I don't like this Okayama Prefecture.


The moon doesn't want that!


Doraemon and Nobita became college students.


It's easy to follow the footsteps of wealthy Kimi Tanaka.


I found Hikakin on Google Earth.


On the bus back home after hiking.


Turn up the volume knob to maximum.


Blue Sky Restaurant One Hour Broadcast.

Question: In a typical episode of Detective Conan where no one dies.


At the speed of light, immerse oneself in the library.

Question: Daytime break antics.


Half an hour has passed, but I'm still too scared to look down.


Handing Tony your phone to look at.


Holes are scattered all over the school courtyard.

Question: I don't like this kind of school festival. What kind of school festival do you dislike?


Look, here we go again.


Trump, Wallace, and Biden debate in the presidential election.


At the root of this joke, my conflicted heart wonders if it's good or not, while an odd confidence that it will definitely get a laugh repeats itself.

Question: The result was hilarious after I tried being silly.


After school, who was it that had the dandy flute and was carrying it around? Can you tell me, won't you?


Book off, but there aren't any books!


I came to the hospital because my back hurts.


September 1st at 7:59 PM.


Okay, I'll put it in the Chinese zodiac.


Don't say we're almost there; I'm using a landline


Kindness towards wallets.

Question: Something is missing from the land of dreams.


I can't help but be drawn to Doraemon.

Question: Drawing meme.


I told the teacher to go!


High School Giants

Question: Please change one letter in the title of a famous anime and change its content accordingly.


Every day, the big Buddha is getting closer and closer to our house.


Dressed up as a dragon with my eyes covered, playing with my daughter. She secretly scattered Legos on the ground.


Oh, get out of my way or I'll be found out to be wearing a wig!


Thud! Safe!


Valley of the Wind's Wise Deer.

Question: Please make that anime feel disappointing for me.


Shaa-Only Electric Toothbrush.

Question: Please move quickly and label it 'Shinji only' on top.


A similar-looking person got out of the owner's car.


The happiness is sinking.


The team machine failed to merge.


He didn't do anything wrong.


Can I make it back okay?

Question: If I were the first person to see Earth from space instead of Gagarin, what would I say?


Because of you, I can't find that girl over there attractive anymore!

Question: Please forgive me, sister.


What's Mary's name? I thought it was Jane.

Question: Can you please teach me about the English textbook?


Say you will dedicate everything to me.


Xiao Mei's new talent.


It's actually the switch for the light.


I ordered the cheap course for flash mob, but that ain't the guy I'm talking about.


Wait until it becomes quiet, Mr. Oosawa, the physical education teacher.


Hey George.


Ancient spam.


What is this?


Model Taking Selfies on Track Unaware of Train Approaching from Tunnel Mouth.


Can you repeat that?


Suzuki Fuku is very familiar and friendly.

Question: Rutina Itaya is furious.


Whoever can dig a hole in the ground with their tongue shall choose.


Bride Boxing Championship Ring


She's telling a harrowing life story with tears in her eyes but forcing a smile, and I'm trying to smack myself for almost laughing at her nose hair.


Jesus fled.


Enter the殿堂.

Question: Except for things that turn into crimes, I want to try something once.


Taiko no Tatsujin


Sleep.

Question: You're missing out on something.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.


Santa tried it out on the street.


I'm a perfect nine-guy.


Is this some sort of coded message, Narinaga?

Question: How wonderful it would have been if it was just a dream.


Just give me the answer when I ask you, don't you agree that the Internet is convenient?

Question: Please make a comment with SDGIS attached to it, as if you had a hat on your head.


What don't you choose?


Whatever.


Botany teacher quickly removes all the unknown plants while the students haven't noticed.


Sorry, Nobi-ta-kun. I can't marry you.


Free players learned a new skill using points given by the system.


I couldn't sleep all night.


Today, you're the only one who came.


Did you call me, nya?


Today's lunch is decided on grilled fish with lemon.


Who's going twice?


Ouch, this must be intercostal neuralgia.

Question: And yet, now I'm enjoying this inexplicable chest pain that comes by chance.


Only Makoto is wearing perverted clothes.


The wrestling match has entered a stalemate.


After looking around, I found that all the classmates were unfamiliar to me.


Instinct.


During the first class meeting, the teacher asked everyone to introduce themselves; when it got to the class beauty, she said her hobby


The robber was too poor.


If you come any closer, I'll jump into the ocean!


Rolling towards me.


Just got shot in the head with an arrow, I'll be back later.


This summer, it's becoming popular to drink syrup after eating ice cream. Strawberry and pepper flavors.


Uh-oh, no chance for me to shine today.


My fingers are getting shorter!


Huh? Am I here? It's a cavity.


When I woke up, I found that there was a big argument in the chat group.


When you can receive stars from someone other than the topic submitter.

Question: I feel a little happy when I'm being silly.


How's it going?


I'm actually really good at chess, you know.


Meetup.


Ultraman appeared in a strange way.


To give up my seat for the elderly.


How are my contact lenses today?


Step on it.


Mom said the bathwater wasn't hot.


The background is white and the topic is blurry.

Question: Where does Masahiro Matsuzaki often seem to appear?


Let's clean up the paperwork quickly because I have something to do after 5 o'clock, says Ms. Okamoto, the secretary, putting on her game face.


Banana.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


My teacher confiscated my phone when I turned it on because I forgot to turn off the volume.


Mom's saving your red envelope for you!


In English, the sentence would be: Taro arrived at our house and learned to sneak before he learned to use his hands. Where might that have come in handy?


Are you asking me to bully Doraemon again? Can I skip it?


I put money in the vending machine, but it didn't give me any change.

Question: I don't want to go to the arcade again.


Call me Tasuku.

Question: What would you do if you could use all sorts of superpowers?


Um, is that DJ Kool or something?


Wait a minute! The difficulty and risk of the problem don't match up!


Ever since he said he was leaving home, he's been in this state for about three hours in front of the door.


Made in the USA.


Hey there, little girl.


I can't stop grinning since I got my first girlfriend.


As a result of aiming for a free corporate culture, this is what happened.


Accidentally locked the master in the cargo hold


If you're willing, Gringotts can still come first, Potter.


Don't tolerate Abe politics!

Question: Already saying that stuff? You're being pushy.


Ha ha ha, I have one more transformation left.


World peace.

Question: What should be the ultimate goal for the people?


I had a role in the movie as an extra.

Question: Seven percent of people who have appeared in movies as extras have something unknown to them.


Today, let's talk about genetically modified organisms (GMOs).


Is this going to be an ugly fight?


The joke didn't work! Let's do it again!


I could do it completely naked, believing I couldn't be seen, but it's clear this person is looking at me.


Right 'Go!' Left 'Yeah!'


You still forgave me even after the fourth time.


The thin pieces of meat are on the opposite side and cook quickly over the grill.


Thank you for picking up this book.

Question: You might think I haven't read it and don't understand, but here's a mind-bending passage.


From briefs to boxers.

Question: Bad level.


I heard this funny joke, but it's different than I thought.


I wrote it down on Cookpad.

Question: Why do you put sesame oil in soba noodles?


Huff, Huff, Please don't slow-motion replay us again!


Elite criminals in Detective Conan.


It's your turn to get it next.


Not naked, just in the wrong place.

Question: What's wrong with being naked?


Garci's Congressional Report.

Question: Who's listening? What's the title of that radio program?


Whatever, I don't care.


"I started eating, but my food was taken away before I finished speaking."


The green light at the intersection is too short.


Home really feels like someone's house.

Question: I hate this train station.


Appreciation piece.

Question: What's Takemoto Piano planning to do by collecting so many pianos?


All the orders I placed are being delivered to the seat next to me.


You really gave it to them back there, didn't you?


An encounter with fate is right around the corner.


Sounds good!

Question: Can you say 'Such a thing happens?'


Shut up, narcissist!

Question: Don't congratulate yourself!


Can't open compressed biscuits packaging in the wild.


Let's start with some practice of walking on sand.


Over a million images have been used.


I landed on an uninhabited island that no one has ever set foot on before and asked the villagers for their story.


The more I try to make her laugh, the stronger my malice towards my mother becomes.


Roasting is good, but boiling seems good too.


Cinnamon's cousin, Tiamat.


That's not UNO, it's WOOD!!


A person who can fly a plane.


Language?


2 seconds left until Christmas is over!


I didn't expect the first day of the Somali comic con to be so smooth.


Emerging from the pipe, Mario stepped on its head.


What's the deal with the stolen pearls?


Don't forget to watch as we take down this guy next episode!


It's just an easy job of catching things!


Louie's Tavern


Alright, mom's going to work so let's eat dinner at the table.


Put the fancy car between two gold coins and admired it myself.


In the forest, all I did was say 'It's a nice day today...' and this is the situation.


A self-portrait was sprayed on the sliding door.


Damn, that trix lock is crazy tough.


Milk is Totoro's taste.


Sorry, Shennon, but I can't do that.


Let's go to the bar after this, yeah?


Cute act, that kid really tries hard.


Sidekick


Add a little water to the green powder in that box, knead it and it will turn into wasabi paste, so it's better to make only what you need.

Question: Please tell me a fake etiquette to give to someone visiting a sushi conveyor belt for the first time.


I'll stop for a drink on the way home from preschool today.


Hurry up and listen with the stethoscope.


Sasshan, nice job!

Question: The words the hammer thrower never utters.


Japan is amazing.

Question: Don't congratulate yourself!


I breathe because I don't want to die.

Question: Please say it in iambic pentameter.


I have greenery stuck in my teeth.

Question: That's a gentle way of saying 'There's wasabi on your teeth.'


The event is cancelled.

Question: Make everyone happy in 7 words or less.


The little girl's sales of matches were indeed impressive.


There is an electric microwave oven.

Question: The movie is not good.


Arrived late and missed the brawl this time


You haven't brought back the meal yet? Foster father!


The color won't come back.


How did you get here? Bad movie. So forget about that. Bicycle...


Does this sentence have hiragana mixed in or not?

Question: What is the definitive difference between apple juice and potato salad?


Drop the banana.

Question: What should I do when I am being tailgated?


Tolerance for illustrations.

Question: Something is missing from the land of dreams.


Don't gather other students to collect YamaZaki Haru's bread festival stickers before purchasing.

Question: The strange rule at school.


Wally the sagacious warrior.


White hair from a scalp perspective.


Unknown people.

Question: The烦恼 of a guy who gets 730 proposals a year.


Dentist in full force.


If this is my right hand, then this must be my left hand.


The data in the hidden folder is gone.


"Lucy, Lily, Mary, and Eileen, did you all just leave me behind?!" "Who are they?!" "Every single hair on my head has its own name now."


Excuse me! I'm getting off at this station.


Why did the props team give me a corset dress?


Just start it, leave it be.

Question: Can't the kids sleep? Is there any solution?


Four years old! Today is their fourth birthday!


When I woke up, Ms. Hanazawa was sleeping naked beside me.


Endgame year.


The bigger it gets, the more it plays.


I was born in 1993.

Question: Ten years of data on marshes, 32,211 observations.


There are still 7 tables ahead.


My house is quite spacious.


Shake 1 guy.


Only five more minutes and I noticed that the problem and answer sheet are out of alignment...


Take a siesta.


I got returned because they said, 'It's always the same flavor so I'm tired of it.'


I'm struggling with most things.

Question: Ultraman is having trouble in everyday life.


Uh...are you...disliking me?


Catherine is sticking her nose where it doesn't belong, in place of Detective Souya.

Question: Hollywood version of山村美紗's suspense novel, what is the content of 'Red hearse'?


Turning the air conditioner on and off as I please.

Question: What are the characteristics of people who don't want to ride in the passenger seat for two?


Snack before Naoya's crackers.

Question: Try making it interesting by putting 'food' in the title or quote!


Naobi took Sayo Yoshida to get revenge.


I pretend to be working and sneakily snack on my favorite sliced eggplant.


Eeewwww, I don't like it, grandma!


Loser of Robotic Vacuum Cleaner Challenge.


Hey Mr. Shoukou! Please give me a handshake!


My picture wasn't allowed yet... Is the operation bullying me?


This baldy, oh geez!

Question: Please forgive me, sister.


I'm excited for the latest trailer of the Doraemon movie.


The school I'm attending now.

Question: I don't like this school.


"The Hypnotist's Self-Improvement."


Turn off the electricity.

Question: Holding an adorable child, there's always a certain something.


You don't have to stretch your body that much, just do this and the taxi will stop.


Oh no, I missed my chance to think about it.


Surgery.


When I reported the pickpocket incident to the police and they drew a sketch of the suspect, it looked exactly like me so they arrested me on the spot.


A big peach.

Question: I don't want this to come back around at sushi train.


The first time I messed up after being born, oh no!


At the ticket gate near the boarding area, there's a person who has been dancing for a while.


If you peel off the skin on your lips, it turns out to be much deeper than expected and bleeds.


The people who never win at Bingo.


You attacked me in the transformation process!


Oh yeah, I see what you did there. You filled me up with missiles, didn't you?


The joy combo.


Koji Enozawa

Question: Adding one letter to a famous character's name and making it funny.


By the time I finish my ramen, the dumplings will be ready to eat.

Question: I don't want to say anymore.


Take him out in the next round!


This is the final boss?No no, it's still just a tutorial.


Ruby

Question: Get 50 servings of B.


Don't come in, okay? I appreciate you worrying about me, but my mom's not feeling well and I don't want to give her the flu. Plus, I'm already sick myself.


In fact, there is no door that can be opened to any room.


Everyone has a bit of an 'M' personality, you know.

Question: I love spicy food, do you have any recommendations?


Those people upstairs are so noisy.


Leonardo discovered that what he liked was not painting, but eggs.


I'm eating cake because I don't have bread.

Question: To the ruling class and upper-class people, I have one thing to say.


Montbell.


The strongest trainer on Champion Road.


The Thirty-Six Views of Mount Fuji, which you helped me with before.


Hey, metal baseball bat?


At the seashore, I am At the seashore, I am At the seashore, I am At the seashore, I am At the seashore, united.


A mix of an extrovert and an introvert.

Question: In zombie movies, the one who always gets killed.


Going to school without breakfast is like no big deal on some days!


A spicy combo meal, coffee for drink, no sugar please.


Goya Sisters


Sanada's ignoring me even though I've called out to him multiple times.


I thought Hakku was going to start playing Go, but it turned out he did.

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


Even in 'Dragon Ball,' where you throw the ball and it turns into a dragon, they still get hit. But it's amazing that they were able to develop 'Dragon Ball Z' so quickly!

Question: Write a review of a manga you haven't read yet.


Teeth-grinding loudly.


I had coffee and milk for my stomachache.

Question: Just got annoyed for a little bit.


Whenever my sister is out, I can cause mayhem.

Question: I'm not proud of it.


For some reason, no one is wearing shoes.

Question: When you go up to someone else's house, something common happens.


Did my wish come true?


I messed up.


I get annoyed when Nakajima calls the slider a sweeper lately.


I can turn the tables.


And Yuko Ando has come!


I accidentally touched the switch while washing my hair.


What is the name of this painting? "You After Double Eleven".


Why did you add blue Hawaiian to the milk?


I found out about my own disbandment on Yahoo News.


I had a dream about Donjon-sama, my first experience ...

Question: What was the naughtiest experience of your life?


The whole family can't figure out the child's math test


You're only supposed to use your left hand, what does your right hand do?


The thief not only stole my wallet but also took some cash from him.


Whoever threw it has to pick it up


Okay, I'll introduce you to Einstein's rice paddy next time.

Question: Something you shouldn't say to a woman who dislikes handsome men.


My go-to tonkatsu sauce is soy sauce.

Question: Soy sauce or sauce?


When the girl I like passed by, I was rolling around on the ground acting coquettishly.


I can't stop farting.


Sisters Ye


Hold on for just a bit more, we're almost done filming.


I accidentally stepped on her lipstick.


Cocoon.


Trapped for nearly an hour due to power outage in the rain.


We do morning exercises together as a group every day.

Question: Why did I realize that the new company I just started working for is a black company?


Ballerina and Kung Fu Practitioner's Emotional Reunion


I don't need a boyfriend. Girl with boyfriend, Yeah, right? Host, That's true.


We have evidence of you catching fireflies.


Did you see me running over but press the door lock button?


Please give me five croquettes.


You still haven't gotten your provisional license yet? I've already been driving on the road www.

Question: Auto school bullying is common.


We aim for 178 people in the end.

Question: What did Inaba want to do by taking 100 people with him?


Night Scoop: Private Detective


Mom, look! I finally learned to only take a small bite.


Scared Santa Claus came before Christmas.

Question: Change the lyrics of a Christmas song to make it sad.


"Quick Weight Loss Method"


Are you giving me this much? Thank you. Maybe I'll do well next week. Oh wait...did I say too much?


This year was not the Year of the Cat.


In class, the least noticeable person, Yamashita, got into a fight with Yamada.


Look! This is what Mom always does when Dad comes home drunk every time!


It's a harmonica shaped like a corn.


Oh no, do I have to pay more money?


Doraemon was the only one who tested positive.


Next is the egg.


Uh, I already said that.


Elevation of perspective.


Being on the dohyo is unique.


Saw Yurin and met her the next day.


Can Bob afford to buy 3 apples every day with his allowance? I don't know, how much does Dad get? Do you understand?!?


He reminds me of Aiko.

Question: Please say one word that can make someone who is confident fall into despair.


Dobby has insomnia and his eyes can't focus properly.


Summer's not over yet.


Armed with this equipment, I made it to the final boss battle.


Said he needed to take time off for mourning, but was suspected, so he brought evidence.


Hello friends on the 17th floor.


Five seconds before the faucet is sucked by the cat.


Football.


The face when I found a stray metal.


But I haven't done it.


I tried to deliver my forgotten textbook, but it took too long to fix my hair and now it's after school.


Visiting Yasukuni Shrine in Tokyo.

Question: When I went on a school trip to Tokyo, please teach me about interesting places to visit.


Finally, I can watch R-81 anime.


Triathlon.

Question: What did you do before the marathon?


I'm getting a silent call on my phone.


My undergraduate thesis.


Revenue Service.

Question: I feel uneasy just with Chinese characters.


People are queuing up to keep their hands warm.


The arranged meeting was supposed to be tomorrow...


Haven't I told you that violence won't solve any problems?


Christmas and the like have nothing to do with me.


I dropped the ball.


The determination of vascular age.


The one in white won.


Tanaka said he wants to quit the group.


Who broke the vase!


This is the ultimate dish, right?


Man, that guy's swing is so cool.

Question: The world's coolest way to be swept off one's feet.


Thought I'd seen her again after all this time, and now she's leaving again? On a day like this with the rain... Does she really like that girl so much?!


Hey! Can you help me catch some salmon?


What the hell are you doing, Usopp?


Really? Can't I exchange stars for T-points? Oh nooo!


I suddenly started telling jokes.


By the time I return in the 22nd century, I will have converted to Islam.


Rain is supposed to change into snow after midnight.

Question: What are your plans for today?


I saw someone eating plain rice in the cinema for the first time.


I can't tell what was scary because I closed my eyes.

Question: A common thing in horror movies.


Oh, I was sleeping.


I won three straight numbers. I'm treating myself today.


In life, just be chill and it's all good.

Question: Can you say something like a mermaid with lots of charm?


Vertical threads are you, horizontal threads are me.

Question: Can you tell me some things that happened when I started dating my one-dimensional girlfriend?


I'm waiting for spring.


Feeling really good!


So, I'd like to hear a story about watermelon.


The old store owner keeps pushing me to try fantasy novels.

Question: What the heck is this beef fantasy?


We're having a back and forth, and every so often the Wi-Fi drops.

Question: Ugly cell phone store employee with a strong local accent.


Hey, Nobita! Let's play baseball again, it's been a while.


The sixth hour will be for HR.


Thought I was being stalked, but the person stalking me was being stalked instead.


I saw that ten yuan first!


A new recruit on their first radiation survey got all worked up after sniffing just a little bit - it's chill, man!


He is being sent to Siberia next.


I remember up until the after-party.


I've been posing for my husband for about two hours, having my picture taken, sent via LINE to my friends, and even made into a topic.


Doctor, where's my glasses?


I will replace the juice drink in this bottle that I bought for eco-friendliness.


Breast milk alone is not enough to produce the large amount that needs to be eliminated.


My head itches.


I'm going 50 km/h in the car, and a man is running while looking into my window.


Um, is it me? I'm a bamboo shoot person.


Just stop it already, you're making a big deal out of nothing! That's your Achille's heel.

Question: Namie Amuro is finally retiring, huh?


Can you pass me the towel, please?


Step on Legos with both feet.


Hey, hurry up! Hide under the link and escape from the police!


When trying to open the box with the ring, it won't open easily with the secret wooden puzzle box.

Question: Why do I think this proposal will probably fail?


I'd like three curry udon bowls, please.


Scraped up but okay ❤

Question: What if Rolala were the surgeon?


While admiring the scenery, I entered a tunnel.


Is this something you're cooking too? I haven't eaten any meat yet... Sorry! I'll cook it right away! Yes! Sorry!

Question: Please cook barbecue for me in the style of my wife's cooking.


That's not an unguarded fighting style, it's monkey imitating a form. Don't laugh, hit me.


If saliva comes out, it's a 3-star rating.


Something strange.


Please help me up and have a seat. I'm so small that I can't be held by a suspenders.


Summer attire is required for work.

Question: Can you give me some examples of how two people are tackling environmental issues in a sexy way?


Ah... Water cherry blossoms, not the duck's water walk, but the monkey's water walk? Different, right?


What's going on with this money? Hey, where's Doraemon? Mom! Mom! What happened?


Stop it. The opponent is Matsuo.


Overturned the referee's decision.


Yeah, protein it is.


Stop! Don't fight for me!


The worst sidekick in history.


Warmed up, it hatches.

Question: I don't like this herring roe.


Hey, master. It was a ghost! There's a ghost in this house!


"False voice. Yes, when I arrived at the scene, the vase had already been broken."


The plane barely made it to the Arabian oil fields, nearly dying of thirst.


The computer lagged again when I dragged the chart.


It's not an umbrella, it's a parasol.


Absolutely insane ventriloquist.

Question: Can you say something like a mermaid with lots of charm?


Domestic lord and master.


Hang in there, Daikichi! We're almost at the obstetrics and gynecology clinic!


All we're doing is giving presents to kids all over the world!


There's a real one mixed in with the customers.

Question: Give it a shot.


She's the perfect sister!


Comparing a woman's skin in a photograph, right with makeup and left without makeup.


Despite following the school rule of "skirt length not exceeding 15 cm above the knee," for some reason, I was still called to the student guidance room.


Dad is getting angry because yogurt was spilled in a bag belonging to someone he doesn't know.

Question: I want to turn away my eyes, yogurt spilled in my backpack because my dad doesn't know someone is angry at him.


My hand figurines disappeared after my relative's child left.


Oh, a bee!


Having a biker gang endorsement on your insurance policy doubles the amount of the claim payout.

Question: Dragon Quest-inspired Big Motor.


Stop itching, flakes gone.


I pulled out some serious stuff.


We have some good news and bad news today!


One graduate and one current student.


The Parade of Life.

Question: The person who said 'used tissue' in the most otaku-like way wins.


Four years old!


He's not in the bathroom.

Question: Tell me a phrase that means 'it's not about looks.'


I tried to give up my seat on the train, but was refused.

Question: I hate Respect for the Aged Day like this.


Old man's hard liquor

Question: I don't want to buy it even at a 95% discount.


Michael! It's amazing that you can walk on water, but please help me quickly!


My girlfriend is vegan.

Question: When the treasure chest was a mimic, it was just as annoying.


Dad, don't leave us yet.

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


If you want to extend it, it'll cost 20,000.


Please pass me some more.


I was almost shot while relaxing on the road... It was a bear!


The pair of underwear you didn't receive.


Everyone thinks they will remember the way.


Why does it always seem to be my turn to play rock-paper-scissors when we're alone together?


Non-paying players try to attack with bare hands.


Cute and not senile, please!


The person wearing plastic bags.


At the top of the food chain.


Knock on the head.

Question: Don't do anything that you shouldn't at the Soccer World Cup.


Miss you...


About 2,000 will be reduced.

Question: When you get 9,999 thin-skinned anpan (a type of Japanese sweet bun) and something typical happens.


Grandma said "the dog has gone" while walking out with a broom in her hand.


Julia said she'll go on a date with the person who wins the rock-paper-scissors game tomorrow.


Spit it out! Give me back my Coke!


Go! Fat Cat Robot!


This is an informal workplace.

Question: The surprising internal rules of Japan's number one black company.


Senpai found the beginning of the play.


The husband who was on a business trip suddenly came back home.


What about water?

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


Wait, the white ribbon is against school rules.


If you're surrounded by enemies, read this, said the captain as he handed me a manual. It was titled '100 Absolutely Hilarious Impersonations.'


Finally, we can be alone together.


Queen Alice, shall we leave this here?


What the hell are you doing?


A hidden sea of a thousand blue algae.


Ten years from now... I used to have such a happy face as a child, didn't I?


Three o'clock? No, it's 3 pm. So it's 15%.


I just started dating the little cat next door. If I behave well, can we avoid going to the hospital?


Make maple leaves.


I worked 5 hours of overtime from the first day.

Question: Why did I realize that the new company I just started working for is a black company?


Wow, so bright!


Sparrow.

Question: What is Motgorou doing now?


I will sing Waterboys on Wednesday for our comrades who will never return.


Macaroni salad.

Question: McDonald's has it, but you can't get it there.


I probably love the Andromeda galaxy.

Question: Please make the topic owner blush.


How could anyone slip on a banana peel?


Takashi, who got his neck stuck in an adult's conversation and couldn't get it out, has now become a fine adult himself.


Dad hid the switch because I only play games and didn't study, but he forgot where he hid it.


There's something scary, keep it away first.


We, the women.


It all came down to which one of us could eliminate the argument and bring peace to this world first.

Question: What happened between the gods and the Buddha?


Many people don't know that cats work all night and appear idle during the day


Toei Channel is re-airing Cutie Honey #1 on August 14th (Monday) at 7pm. Najaa said, 'Can you re-broadcast from episode 1? I'm crying.'


Every morning, she sends me off with warm eyes like my mother's and says have a good day.


Which jerk replaced the ball with a bowling ball?


Woke up to being scolded by mom that the bed was a mess like a dog's den.


Seen ant hell?


Come on, Fly High, Ma~! Don't stop!

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


"You got the Flash to supervise my weight loss? What's the meaning of this?"


Geez, what an idiot!

Question: I don't like adult stuff.


Searching for reasons for a heavy head.


And so, the old man and the old woman lived happily ever after. Amen.

Question: You told me an unsatisfying story.


Shh! I can hear the sound of civilization!


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Big Daddy is 17 years old.

Question: Try making the following 17 items interesting by adding catchphrases or titles.


You said you were going to feed it earlier!


I only throw janken punches, so I'm going to hell.


What kept you from coming to the grave for the Obon festival?


Sorry  my wife fell seriously ill


I'm feeling like New Edo Otoko might be on the verge of surpassing Sanzawa.


I'm tired, Palash.

Question: The last word spoken before dying.


'What the hell? I told you to give me cabergoline because I drank too much yesterday!'


Don't mess with pretend people!


Need to change twice to get from the changing room to the bathroom.


It's a magnet!


Hey, my thumb died.


Satoshi, choose one from the middle!


Hmm... I'm not sure what that means either. Can you provide more context or information?


Aunty, why haven't I received any letters from Hogwarts yet?


Daiso Furniture is mine forever!


Nami from One Piece says Help!


Over there, come on over!


The sun is going somewhere.

Question: The events that occur after the death of Takeshi Matsuo.


Come on, you have to do it this way or else I'm screwed. You made the same mistake with me last time too, didn't you?


Sosuke! I like it!


I got soaked in the curry storm.

Question: Why don't you say the middle of the afternoon when you say the middle of the morning?


Animal Friends


Late-night shows aren't something for kids.


As the cremation was halfway through, an inviting aroma suddenly filled the funeral parlor.


It's not about fighting, I said we need to consider it.


Whiskey princess


Just barely, the lactic acid bacteria reached my intestines alive.


We've had so many misunderstandings because we haven't found a solution yet.

Question: The reason why you're being silly.


Dream Master Teacher

Question: Please make anime character names sound cliche and uncool by abbreviating them.


When the evening self-study teacher walks in


Working at a cat cafe, I met the cat owner.


Big peaches!


Am I not completely detached from the world or have I really become attached to it?

Question: The difference between Agnes Chan and Agnetha Faltskog.


The bus is not coming.

Question: Country folk can relate to it.


Is there love there?


Fukushima Prefecture is in North Kanto.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Kanto.


Three times I sing, 'I want a star.'

Question: Bedtime routine.


Before I sneeze.


After throwing a Poké Ball, press the A button repeatedly.

Question: Even though I know it doesn't make sense.


NHK came to my house.

Question: Call me and come back.


Just, dude, your eyes are serious.


Just accidentally pulled off your left whisker, should I put it back on?


Over here, USB.

Question: Wait, you mean the opposite!


Mom：Don't eat your fingers.


Oh, who told you about that? Just come on in anyway.

Question: Where is the second parking lot?


Meow... I'm hungry.


There's no recipe for living. Don't worry about it.

Question: I want to know the correct answer to life. Please tell me.


Here's some bamboo shoots I picked up this morning.


Policeman uncle, my shoes were stolen.


Loving wife's bento box.


Nintendo falls into deficit.

Question: Please make Mario anxious.


I can't lose to her!


Show me the evidence! Show me the proof that I ate everyone's meat sauce!


It takes about two and a half Maldives to hold.


A man with only three months left to live is tough.

Question: Can you please add 'three months to live' to all the titles and dialogue and make it melancholic?


Whaaat? There was no hair when I pinched my finger?


One hundred thousand people may board it, but it's still a big deal!

Question: Please multiply by 1000 and let it end.


Bomb Disposal Class


I can tear this apart in a heartbeat.


Three kittens moved in without knowing it was an accident site where wolves attacked piglets.


Wanting to know defeat, they gather in Tokyo.

Question: An unusual occurrence in dictionaries that don't have the word defeat.


Objection!

Question: The protagonist's catchphrase was I'll make sure to convey it with all my might! as a result.


Packages from Amazon have arrived.


Awesome Giants

Question: Please change one letter in the title of a famous anime and change its content accordingly.


Robot warriors dressed up in dresses.


Micro Milk and Beautiful Breast Milk.


You can't beat the real thing.


The same joke has a different starry sky depending on the time of day. You there, let's try changing the time of day for the same joke!

Question: I wanted to hit something before I started talking nonsense.


Walking to the health department, huh?


The host bought a case of hydrogen water.


What are you talking about when there are only 8 members in the company, including the president?

Question: 6% of employees are enthusiastic.


Teacher, 'It's legal to touch now! It's legal to touch now!'


A doll after a three-year-old child played with it.


There's a Pokemon here, right?


A cat on a small scale.

Question: Cat got your tongue?


When the number of stars in boke exceeded 1000.

Question: The moment I felt like the world was revolving around me.


Just when I was about to get intimate with my girlfriend, it's time for eye exercises.


Waiting for masks and stimulus check applications.

Question: Good morning. What is today's goal?


Coach, I want to play basketball...


I accidentally conjured something ridiculous with magic.


Holding a book and holding an ice cream cone.

Question: Only people who are suited to the Earth can orbit it.


Bow your head and offer incense now.


After being late, my girlfriend started to play the victim.


Now, whenever I say "Jump!", you can jump down, got it? Let's tie up the rope now.


Such a fashionable hairstyle!


She came out herself when I tried to cut the wolf's stomach open.


The person's clothes aren't dry yet.


I can't help but think of Goemon's pose.


Hey, check it out! It's a new emoticon in the form of an anthropomorphized bread man named Anpanman!

Question: Please create a new emoji.


I feel uncomfortable in my stomach while taking a shower.


The catcher made a disrespectful move by showing up without his glove.


There is a bamboo tube in the bathtub.

Question: My family might be ninja too, why do I think so?


I won't wear it and I won't tie it.

Question: I want something short in the bag and long around my neck.


I accidentally took a white taxi in a foreign country.


Meeting records of early discussions between Elon Musk and Jack Ma


Running a race.

Question: I don't like this rabbit and turtle.


What do you want for it? / I'll take it for 10,000 yen.


When you're the only girl in a group chat.


Comfort the small one, operator.


John turns around every time he hears the cheering of the women.


This Happy Set has six kinds!


Don't know the rules and didn't expect to win this much.


It is said that there will be a tax cut.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Japanese people.


Excuse me!

Question: Tell me a word that makes people disappear around you.


Insulin syringe.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


I'm promoting not just Salonpas.


Went to the canteen after class and found that the next class hadn't finished yet.


In the midst of everyone writing about politics, I'm trying to write something ridiculous like DT is going to detach himself.

Question: Gave up.


Check how many lives left while playing games.


True love is chaste, like Sadako.

Question: Change the lyrics of a Christmas song to make it sad.


Pokémon, Monster Hunter, Puzzle & Dragons, Dragon Quest, SA:O, Taiko no Tatsujin, and Mario are all happening simultaneously.

Question: What I want to do on Christmas Eve.


Why didn't you knock on the door when you went to the toilet, Dad?


Boo ghosts are noisy.


When ordering a Happy Set, say I'm delighted to.

Question: Teach me the manners decided by the manners instructor at McDonald's, please.


The feet are very beautiful.


What a luxurious name! Combined, it's doubly fortunate! ♪

Question: Hansel and Gretel's stepmother said one word.


The revenge of the mosquitoes that have been crushed until now.


Don't walk.

Question: Just being a background pedestrian, but I want to leave some kind of mark as an extra 'D'. What should I do?


The attitude of the store clerk is really off-putting, they're giving me a vibe that I'm not even welcome in the store.

Question: Late-night convenience store stuff.


The groom lifted the bride's veil.


I was bowed to as the train passed by.


A production line failure.


We will review it.

Question: Imagine him with just 7 words.


Can you please let me get a hair removal treatment just once? I beg of you! 💁♀


I just stumbled, but I need directions.


When I'm free, I did a paternity test for my son.


If Jerry comes, it'll be like this! If Jerry comes, it'll be like this!


Bladder about to burst and elevator stuck.

Question: In situations like this, it's tough to have a power outage.


Point P starts moving.

Question: Why, do you think?


Seems like the defenders have higher defense than the rebels' soldiers.

Question: Can you tell me the good points of the Imperial Army in Star Wars?


Come onnnn! Snowy weeeeee!


Yoshitaka Nishida and Macha Aki will come along too.

Question: Be mindful when raising kappa.


Do you believe in God? / Leave it alone!


Hold on... I can smell curry!


Ramen bowl, please return it.


I shouldn't have said 'go ahead and eat'.


During the middle ages, a riddle that was meant to be funny.


The bus suddenly disappeared.


Bursting down the steep slope in panic.


Enough! This shift isn't cutting it! Call the manager!


Workplace romance.


Can you tell me which words I can't submit?

Question: I need improvement in the area of being less forgetful.


The destination is nearby. The audio guidance will end at the moment of departure.

Question: What features do I need in my latest car navigation system? What kind of functions should it have?


I said I would go out with you today, and now...


You guys are all ignoring my jokes, making me think you're ganging up on me.

Question: Chill, I feel you.


Hey everyone! It's me! He's a bat! I'm done for now! See ya!


We're tying you up with a rope so even if you're a beginner, you can safely reach the summit, Brian?


Just find someone to finish drawing the sequel and wrap it up.


Pretty much, pretty pretty color.


I stepped on the cat (lyrics and composition)


Son Goku is always kind to every character.

Question: If we were to create a Dragon Ball character playing card, what might some of the reading cards be?


Ultimate Golgo

Question: Lightning Nine (a technique that might exist in baseball)


Jet bath... Oh no... I'm coming...


Goodbye, Earth...


The microphone stretched by more than 50 cm until everyone became quiet.


Beat up the classic car! Earned 20 experience points and 600,000 G!

Question: Dragon Quest-inspired Big Motor.


Can't happen.

Question: When Giant (a character) appeared on Music Station, typical things would happen.


In this situation, I'll draw right there?


I don't know how many Tokyo Domes it takes to convey the magnitude of its greatness.

Question: Country folk can relate to it.


Grandpa! What is that? It's Peter, you know.


Grandpa, I took the medicine.


Calling my boyfriend crazy for wanting a water bed.


We're going to gang up on you from now on, but it's for justice, so it's all good, right?


The sprinkler truck gradually approached as the window couldn't be closed.


Your brain is fried.


You really think I'm lying, huh? Have you ever seen an actual pharaoh?


Stay home!


There are still people inside! My little brother is still in there!


Sometimes the head is not anchored, so support it well.

Question: Holding an adorable child, there's always a certain something.


My phone is vibrating.


When you hear this question, you just have to try to answer


"Mommy! Doraemon broke the vase..."


If you have a passport, you don't need a visa.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Kanto.


Winning the lottery on a scratch-off ticket.


The maid cafe I went to feels different.


What? A Buddhist monk is a Christian? I'm ashamed!


Fruits that weren't sold after the supermarket closed went back home with the staff.


Another garter.


I got zero points even though I wrote Doraemon's name on the exam.


The report card needs to be signed by parents.


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (1941)


Kaifeng cuisine


Lamborghini


Wait two hours and then throw it away.


Which do you want to do, take a bath or have dinner? / Or shall I decide?


The slope we climbed was still just the prologue.

Question: What was the problem that was discovered immediately after climbing up the hill on a bicycle?


We didn't receive the payment for Grim and Aesop's gallery.

Question: What is the unknown tragic past of three piglets and the wolf?


After turning off the screen, a fat otaku suddenly appeared.


Which one is the toad?

Question: What happened between the gods and the Buddha?


Divorce.

Question: I don't want to be trapped in a room with her and can't get out without doing it.


The package is in our hands.


Guys! To get stars by being silly, just submit a lot!


Are you going? Wait! Leave it to me! Oh, oh, is that mom?


A moment at Tully's.

Question: You're missing out on something.


I keep catching up, but every time I eat a beef bowl at Yoshinoya, someone else surpasses me.


Come onnnn!

Question: I heard a sound that I haven't heard in a decade.


Wait a minute, is this joke about kitsune not funny?


Nuke them into submission.

Question: Please come up with a funny pun that sounds strong.


I am truly grateful.

Question: What is the official name of WHO?


Three hours from now, I'll be in prison.


Choo-choo train style.

Question: Can you explain how the escalator works?


My lips are chapped.


The old man will spoil you rotten, no matter what.


I bought something that is supposedly 100% wool, but...


All right! All right! Oh my!


You won't hear a sound if you inhale it, either!


Doraemon can't do it, right? You see~ Can you do it? You see~


My second son doesn't want to take a bath easily.


Mom, stop it, on visiting day...


Where did my yellow sneakers go? I saw them this morning.


Believe in the real me, Jinzouro.

Question: Who's listening? What's the title of that radio program?


The timing of being called a witch.

Question: What's the recent烦恼 of the magic mature woman?


Did the KFC we ate with other kids while I was working at my part-time job taste good?


Kya... I won!


Terrifyingly fast knife techniques.


What is in surplus?

Question: You're missing out on something.


Takashi Tamori graduated.

Question: What happened to cause the music station's ratings to exceed 80%?


What's up with Dr. chan standing like the principal?


I want to eat cherries too ♥.


You better behave, Mars. I'll give you a good spanking if you don't.


Preservative.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


Excuse me... Excuse me! Colonel Sanders!


I can't survive the end of the century with this shoulder pad.


(Who is this guy again?)


Trying to catch up on summer vacation homework.


Catching Pokemon in a Flash!


I gave the qi gun gently to their peaceful sleeping face because it looked kind.


Excuse me, did I leave my wallet somewhere? I seem to have lost track of time.


I transferred schools but the uniform didn't arrive so I wore my old school's badge hidden.


Oh, I forgot to open the cap.


Why do you have to squeeze in with me?


Oh right... Santa Claus gives gifts, not receives them.


I indulged my owner's hobby, but it's a bit hot out. Let's go.


How's it going, Takashi? Have you become friends with your new classmates?


Haven't you eaten yet?


Number 1 guy is the ace.

Question: A team called Hanshin Tigers and Yomiuri Giants was born in the league. Please tell me its features.


Stop it! You'll regret it later!


Oh yeah, I forgot to buy daikon.


Who knows?


I thought Kaguya-hime was the only one, but there were actually quite a few.


I left my smartphone at an Indian restaurant and when I went back to get it, it was really wild/crazy.


Okay? You can't tell stories about another dad when my real dad comes back, okay?


As a result of rubbing too much with a downward motion.


The straight and smooth stick by the roadside when I just went after her.


When I re-examined my own silliness.

Question: When I think that soy sauce is not necessary.


The torch of redstone.


I first saw Akiko Ando.


What is needed for buckwheat is spice.

Question: Why do you put sesame oil in soba noodles?


The two people who reached out their hands to greet each other found that they had mistaken each other and simultaneously pretended to call for a taxi.


What is the number one thing you would want to have with you on a deserted island?


The new beer dispenser collapses when it's empty.


I'm flapping my fan with feathers.

Question: Please tell me an episode of the legendary story about Mr. L, who is behind the times.


We all knew it was going to be crowded, but we still went to the tourist attraction and ended up being annoyed with each other as we fought through the crowds to come back home.

Question: Please teach me the most useless way to spend time in this world before it's too late.


Come home to me!


I am learning Photoshop for the first time.


Running out with the stolen cross.


I didn't wear a mask - Oh no!


My sister applied on her own.

Question: Four percent of members of Congress are hiding something.


Every time it's a failure.

Question: I feel uneasy just with Chinese characters.


I don't feel like downloading the app.

Question: In the app version (smartphone version), there are points that feel inconvenient compared to the 2C version when I'm being silly.


I wish I could have used Fumi's ears as picks for my guitar, Ghost of Many-Eared Fumi.


This is the story of Horino Nora before she becomes fancy.


That day will come...


Late.

Question: When I drank 5,300 bowls of miso soup from morning to night, something common happened.


The sushi I have my eyes on keeps getting taken by the same person on the conveyor belt.


Cat's back

Question: People who always have earphones with them tend to do common things.


Here's the vegetable that a passerby was carrying and here's the person.


What's up with the donation thing now?


Aww, a little worm was inside Kaori-chan.


I'm an active learner.


Leaked → Warm → Happiness.


That summer, we definitely existed within the Matrix.


Grandpa KFC really believed in the recipe I gave him...


The dust on the cabinet is too much, unhygienic.


Dragged Tanaka, who sneaked into the girls' bathroom, to the principal 's office.


Corridor Standing Endurance Competition


I woke up and it was already the afternoon.


He was your senior who advised you to choose this major that year.


Red pajamas, blue pajamas, yellow spaghetti.

Question: Can you teach me a rude shortcut phrase?


Just wait, you know I get it, even if you're stubborn like Muichiro.


Natto is sticky stuff.


The alarm clock went off.


Well... Rain or shine?


Have a healthy baby ❤


Paint it with lacquer.

Question: What was the reason for the problems with the coloring book right after it was released?


I can't eat this half-eaten apple.


My pillow was cheating on me.


Are you the general?


Dad and the kids came back from a 1000 yen haircut.


Romantic can be earned.

Question: What's common in magical girl anime when Dragon Ball was one.


Wacky Special

Question: This seems like it could be the final special episode of Ametalk.


My family has been in this line of work for generations.


That coach isn't a reindeer, it's a water buffalo.


East bacteria vs. bad bacteria.

Question: Anpanman is a Japanese children's character who is a little boy shaped like an onigiri (rice ball) with a face on it.


Don't say something like that, kiwi.

Question: September 1st is Kiwi Day, so be silly, please.


The mechanic emerged from under the car, "That guy quit already."


Your dropped axe was not found.


A large amount of pizza was delivered.


Teacher, didn't you forget to assign homework?


Hey everyone! It's me! Pikachu is electric, my life is on the edge! So let's do it!


I am not Mitsuhiro Ichikawa.


My roommate, who was still single in his senior year, one day looked at me with affection.


Lego is scary.


Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant will be renamed to Chernobyl Exclusion Zone.

Question: Starting today, it's the new school year. Can you please give me a funny lie related to April Fool's Day?


The window to society was open.

Question: Why do I think this proposal will probably fail?


Pepsi, Icy Cucumber flavor.

Question: It looks like something that might start to have value soon.


Pearl Harbor attack on the United States by Japan.

Question: Please make that animation dynamic.


By chance, I happened to find an oyster and cooked it by chance.

Question: Can you teach me a rude shortcut phrase?


Camouflage for the city isn't better? '...'


The type of person who stays until the end in dodgeball.


Bro, stop it!


Fundraising will make us stronger!


Hey everyone! It's me! Honda has a lot of great cars and the future looks bright! I'm stuck in a bad car and it's dark ahead for me. Well then!


It's annoying to pull out sleeping rabbits, their faces look unpleasant.


A useless, big antique clock.

Question: Please don't waste that title, it's pointless.


Kun-kun the stretchy dog.


I've been doing this for almost 10 years.

Question: Tell me a scary story you woke up to.


Thought I didn't need it, but now that we're about to say goodbye, I feel sad about my kitty cat.


This class is for cleaning up.


The self-cultivation of hypnotists.


Prime Minister Abe's one-liner joke, 3 pm is boring.


Stay safe!


GDP is number one in the world.

Question: I don't like this Okayama Prefecture.


Bring your head home.

Question: I don't like mean girls.


Practice to be able to stop a thrown choking device with your fingers, just in case.


"Boss, did you get into a car accident? I'm really sorry to hear that."


Found the contact first! Yesss! Oh no, I lost.


Hiding the lower half of the manga BAKUMAN reveals RAKIIMAN.

Question: Tell me an average lie, please.


In the sink, cup of instant noodles.

Question: What is the Grand Prize winner of the 2nd Gourmet Grand Prix?


Here you go, the bill's on me!


The bride and groom, along with the gatekeeper Jimon, are making their entrance.

Question: Please do not ruin the新人入场的部分!


I stole a bike at the station and abandoned it.


Over there, the host is calling out and crying that he has no wig.


Go on and raise your hand... You're leading me on, aren't you...


The monk gave me something that smells like squid.


That's my beloved Miichan! Oh, is it Mikie-obaasan? No way, it's my wife!


Merchandise from Mercari.

Question: What will the Dragon God do if I gather 7 Drago Balls?


I got tonkatsu.


Outing


Can you please handle it through the office?


The dorm teacher finally left.


Do you think to yourself that maybe you still haven't done it? There's nothing spooky about it.


After suggesting splitting the bill evenly, they have this expression.


Beloved dog asks for a breakup


The master of this dojo is really irritating.


Yamada, who boasts absolute defense, vs. Bomb.


In fact, Mr. Matsuno had 12 children.


The H part of DHA.


Don't give up and keep cracking jokes. You can't give up. Also, if you find it interesting, just give it a star and I'll respond to you.

Question: What advice can I get to earn stars?


Finally got some Three Kingdoms merchandise


Oops, I've gone past the service area again.


A caterpillar is on the back of the person in front of me, but I hesitate to take it off.


All individuals were arrested.

Question: A police officer going on a blind date might do the following things.


Test? I don't know about that (munching).


She doesn't know the dangers of synthetic dyes yet.


After retirement.


When I looked through the curtain, I made eye contact with the customer who came out.


Bai Luoxia just ran over there.


Please raise your hand if you brought snacks that cost more than 300 yen honestly.


I was playing the piano and suddenly they came up to me out of nowhere and started talking about jazz. I had no idea what they were talking about.


Three-person vehicles will be prohibited.

Question: If Doraemon becomes the Prime Minister


No one is seeing my lame jokes.

Question: It makes me angry to be ignored.


It's not a big deal, I'm just not interested.

Question: I want something short in the bag and long around my neck.


What? Really? I came out of there?


Dylan Mackay... Is that you?


We can't collect the planned amount of donations...I don't know what to do, should we dip into our savings?


Obviously the type that has a second form.


My son went to music class with a sniper rifle


Hold your head up high.

Question: You shouldn't use a towel that has wiped away大量的泪水.


Oh, I see this joke is a zero star before even submitting it.

Question: I guess when you're as smart as me, you start to think of yourself as a genius.


Why do I have to go buy onions when I forget?


Superstar Gorou-kun is relaxed at home too.


The world is so harsh that my personality has changed completely.


Curry udon is amazing!


The motion of sumo wrestling is too exaggerated when done by hand.


Day 1 of drifting on a deserted island.


We were supposed to go to Disneyland, but my parents got into an argument because they forgot to lock the front door and it started raining.


The interviewer is aggressively pressing me.


Looking at the shorter hand of the clock pointing to 10 o'clock and experiencing confusion followed by the delay until understanding.


My hand hits the ground with a thud!


Broken back.


Um, you're done with job hunting already?


TV always broadcasts fairly and accurately.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about television.


This is the story before he breaks the bed on his school trip.


In one week, I've had three job changes.

Question: They made a dig at Dragon Quest! What did I do?


Make sure! Make sure!


They always say they'll run with you until the end when they don't have any motivation, and then they inevitably betray you.

Question: Think about what you would look like if you were in school. Pick three things that you would most likely have with you.


He's saying he got a good tip.

Question: I wonder if this sushi restaurant is a spy maybe?


I lost my marbles and woke up enlightened.


When you're angry, someone is laughing behind your back.


To avoid offside, had to momentarily become a professional other than a soccer player.


Looks can be deceiving, but I don't like him.


I finally came home after a week away, I'm so tired. I have to watch 'Sanma no Ma-tan' and go back to work!

Question: Please say something that will make me think, 'This is serious.'


You are Bob.

Question: Can you please teach me about the English textbook?


Suddenly bringing up the continuation of a story that I put aside three days ago.


Stay safe!


Reflux esophagitis.


This size is just right.


Choosing friends based on what's in their lunchbox.


Hey there, your house is haunted!


Saturday Night Fever


Based on their gender, they can become a couple.

Question: A common thing in horror movies.


My friend passed out during the video conference, quickly send him to the hospital.


Anxiety.


The number of people I have dated in the past.

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Because the screen is small, there are tap misses.

Question: In the app version (smartphone version), there are points that feel inconvenient compared to the 2C version when I'm being silly.


Here comes the fake money!


Uh-oh, it's a mosquito!


Persevere in observation without throwing in the towel, and God will reward you someday. Yes indeed, it's Sato Matsuo.


Jam Uncle is waiting.


Really? You don't kiss?


I'll try to go as far as I can before I wake up, since it's just a dream.

Question: Holding an adorable child, there's always a certain something.


Uh-oh, Mr. Anime Face! It's hot out here!


A common sight during Ayaka Honjo's high school days.


Both are members of the buttercup family.

Question: Tabaco and Tabasco have something in common.


Show me the proof, will you?!


Why is everything I photograph just a black screen?


In the couple that appears in Doraemon, the wife is always taller.

Question: When you think about it calmly, it's ridiculous.


Take a deep breath.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


Honestly, there's someone here who ignored the stay-at-home order and went on a trip to Hawaii!


Caves within caves?!?


Why are you leaving? I'll cut the tag for you.


This is my edit, right?


Don't bring anything but black things.

Question: The surprising internal rules of Japan's number one black company.


She said, Let's eat together! and handed me only the piece of Papico that she had torn off.


When you're about to lose, you can flip the field and make the game insignificant.

Question: What's the new gimmick on the soccer field?


It's still very hot, but what are you guys up to?

Question: Please ask me a question in a way that is not quite grasping the point.


A guy who commented I would do it this way on their own stupid joke has no stars on their submission for the same topic.

Question: Sweet, this is the moment I think.


Knocked it out of the park, but not there yet.


Your alarm clock saw me not waking up on time again; it's doubting its purpose.


I'm not from Fujian, my H key is broken.


Went to the wrong ball field


October 13th


Mom, is it true that our fathers are different from each other?


Just like Northeast China, it's almost exclusively in the Tohoku region of northern Kanto.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Kanto.


After watching "The Lion King".


I'm a little concerned about this escape.


Finally defeated Doraemon.


Going against marriage.

Question: What things do you think are a waste?


Treating a 5-yen coin carelessly, such as ignoring it when it falls at your feet, can lead to being alone for life.

Question: urban legend about something closely related to hard currency in a city.


Rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice!!!!!!!!!


We can't become the hounds of hell by fusing, can we?


Exactly the same as the glasses I had stolen yesterday.


This is my partner's job.


Containment measures, among other key actions.

Question: I don't want to say anymore.


The new show is called Sazae-san.

Question: What's the next preview that everyone will want to see from Sasae-san?


Sunflower Promise

Question: Please add three letters to the title of that famous painting and make it chaotic.


Change

Question: I'm sorry, but we do not offer that service.


Is this the Ultraman you threw away?


A car.


Cat's eye.

Question: Business Japanese terminology is often used.


A girl joined the group.


I'm going to give it my all today!

Question: Can you please give me a brief explanation of your recommended late-night anime in the shortest possible way?


That.

Question: Don't do it while eating poop.


Icicle chick hatches.

Question: What's the next preview that everyone will want to see from Sasae-san?


Around the player is a battlefield.

Question: The manners of listening to a 1000-piece orchestra concert are bad.


So far, I wasn't human, but now I've finally become one!

Question: What is the number one inappropriate word to say in an adult greeting?


What's your address?


Hey, not over there! Be careful, okay? Yeah, it's the hole right there. Straight straight....


Hurry up and go to the bathroom.


Just a sec, guys.


Moved next door to pursue Li from the choir, and Old Wang moved right into her house


Hey everyone! It's me! Happy reunion with all of you! As usual, I'm at the bottom of the game rankings. Well then!


The way to hold sushi is like the way to hold chess pieces.

Question: I bet this guy likes chess, why do you think so?


Popcorn (make while watching)

Question: The movie is not good.


The staff in charge of learning echo.


Smooth as silk, easy as pie! That's just breakfast for a British gentleman.


Didn't you say you were supposed to wake me up at nine?


The train may stop, but just showing up isn't enough, you need to do something about it.

Question: I hate this train station.


I'm dancing like I have no idea if this is the end or not.

Question: Something common in the Indian version of Sazae-san.


By the time this candle burns out, I'll probably be bald too...


Oh, let's democratize it.


Bright future.

Question: Children can do it.


Daxiong's taste is really nice!


I was so focused on making the topic and being silly that I didn't eat or drink anything.

Question: The usual jokes at the citizen's memorial meeting.


UFO wants to abduct them, but one person just won't be sucked in.


Observing the passage of food through the small intestine and its digestion with cilia.


Great. 1 sexy.


Hear one thing and know the universe.

Question: Please make that animation dynamic.


What did you steal the saddle for?


I made eye contact with the essence of something at the dessert corner in the hot spring inn that I couldn't figure out how to eat.


fall in love with another man's son

Question: What does a grown-up daughter of a man become?


Give him a wink first~


Feel the kangaroo vibe.

Question: Can you tell me an Australian idiom?


CRASH! This is NHK!


The dentist is taking a long time to start the treatment


That's okay like this.


The two rushed over to the wind** store.


No matter how many times you say 'face is always safe,' they'll keep hitting it.


Please stop, it's just a small joke. It's okay, I put a lot of thought into it, so let's give it a star.


Tom, shall we split the bill this time? Tom! What happened to your wallet, Tom?!


Down with work.


The shame of the nation.

Question: Fit in with my surroundings.


I thought it was a dinosaur fossil, but it turns out to be a cow's milk fossil.


Life-Size Action Figure


The more stars I put on this joke, the happier I become.


The cat is laughing at Dad who has a fish bone stuck.


Hey! Are you gonna burn a stick there? That's not rehearsal, is it!!!


Unlucky Wi-Fi.

Question: Modernize proverbs.


The urinal is too close.


No apples allowed in the stadium!


My hair is a bit thick, it's different from what I imagined in face-to-face meetings.


I made another pointless joke. Taking a five-minute break.

Question: It's a common thing to blank out during rock-paper-scissors.


Slyness and size are not proportional.


In America, we say 'Help yourself to the oil.'


That's amazing, it sticks with you.


Andrés Negrón


Please keep wearing your shoes as is.


Looks like there's 500 yen in the coin box, so I'll treat myself today.


Gradually, the line between reality and hallucination begins to blur.


I don't understand the rules.

Question: 2% of tennis referees have concerns.


Two people emerged from the individual toilet stall.


Can't go to the capitol building alone.

Question: Four percent of members of Congress are hiding something.


Hey, haven't you had a drink yet?


Sazae has followed this far!


The password is incorrect. Please try again.


I reported to my mom where Dad hides his secret stash.


Printed photos leaked.


You are at the wrong school.


Ladies' restroom.

Question: Make me say 'Grrrrrrrr!!!!'


Hey, someone's missing!


Goodbye, written on a hairy crab.

Question: Change the lyrics of the song slightly.


Hey, Nobita! There's a mosquito on your head!


The pug was rescued having swallowed a penguin.


Why hasn't my prince come yet?


A beautiful illustrated guide to screws in the world.

Question: What's the title of a book that's too obsessive and can't sell?


Hey Hey Peach Boy, I'm holdin' you tight!


Come on over, they said.


Sorry, I can't do two things at once. Look, when I try to write with a pen, I end up writing on the desk instead of paper.


Shift was taken.


Summoned Archer.


Yes, this is my salary for this month.


Don't throw axes into the river anymore, it's the 8th time this month and I'm about to go bankrupt.


Pikachu that I left with Yutaka Shiba came back.


You don't know what you're talking about.


Teacher, I can't open my textbook and notes.


Alright, I was about to sit down and meditate when I was outdone by the cushion.


The sun hurts my eyes when I see it.

Question: Let's go see the red leaves, but let's not go see stomach ulcers.


When I received the Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries Minister Award.

Question: The most humbling moment of your lives.


I really had to go to the bathroom a moment ago.

Question: Please slow down.


That's different from a robber, you know.


This is what you meant by "I'll just have a taste!"


A quick way to stay alert without coffee.


I wanted to play the game of Yamata no Orochi too, you know.


The transformation of Rassie when he came back is amazing.


Potatoes that are long make me happy.

Question: McDonald's Stuff


Number 23 perm's mask.


Did you miss the spaceship launch?


Soccer is so much fun, right?


Green turtle shells other than my own will hit me, won't they?

Question: Mario Kart addiction feels like something Mitsuyo Arita would write.


I ordered the fancy sushi, but the filling is completely different!


Absolutely a man's man.

Question: Huh, I'm using it, but if I think about it carefully, it becomes What the heck am I doing? in American slang.


Just stop crying already! It's bothering everyone.


A ghost that has attached itself to my home seems happy but doesn't have a place to belong.


I have cancer.


Recently, my pet dog looks like this.


I said that, but my teacher scolded my desk neighbor instead.


Stir-fry.

Question: Please teach me the wrong way to use a boomerang.


Talk it over and see if we can come to an agreement.


I hung the conger eel and started to gut it.

Question: I can't help thinking that this must be the same dish I practiced the day before in cooking实习.


Let me give you a fiery peck on the cheek, honey.


Grandpa came back to life.

Question: Absolutely no excuse for early departure.


Mom, who is Saneji that I just whispered about?


Phew! Phew... Phew, got it done!


Locking eyes for a moment.


Suffered an impersonation attack.


Increased taxes followed by increased taxes have benefited Prime Minister Kishida.


In the depths of your heart...

Question: Where is the second parking lot?


Now it's not Pooh Bear, I have to do it with attitude in this speech.


Eww, gross! My armpits smell bad!


Raise your hand if you're in pain.


Let's work!

Question: If I were the first person to see Earth from space instead of Gagarin, what would I say?


First timers usually projectile vomit at the entrance.

Question: How do I get to Manako Lake?


I replaced the anko with that, but do you think it'll go unnoticed?


The president of Big Motor Company.

Question: Whose joke is funnier, the second person's or the one that didn't stretch?


Wait, was it an alien invasion?


How does it feel to be on the receiving end of advice?


My silly heart stops on its own sometimes, so I skip and do my own chest compressions.


And I fall in love with another woman.

Question: Hopes are dashed.


Curry Day on the 13th.

Question: Change the title of a horror movie slightly to make it cuter.


I got caught.


I absorbed the nutrients and released the closed-off man inside myself.


Police officer.

Question: You are a hostage taker. Please ask for something that would surprise the police.


Traveling with a yellow thing.

Question: Please explain the story carelessly.


Hey, what's up with the shovels? Without shovels, my job doesn't make any sense.


I don't know how to read it...


Attention, there's a glass wall ahead, and I just bumped into it.


The posters in her room have a hopeless sense of style.


The soccer team is being sponsored by the company and we are supporting them.

Question: Desperate weekend.


Who ate the carrots that were here?


Lin Kai's loud speaking manner.

Question: Who's listening? What's the title of that radio program?


I really prefer baseball.

Question: If I were to hear those words from Tominaga, they would be unpleasant.


Koizumi has been added to the Bokete category.


The bigger bird lower down is the female, and the one higher up is the male.


Have dinner with my girlfriend for lunch and dinner.


I can't let go.


What's this? It's onion rings. Too bad, it's for the chicken nuggets mouth. Well then, see you next week.


The sun.

Question: I want to turn away my eyes, yogurt spilled in my backpack because my dad doesn't know someone is angry at him.


Moving out!


Being overweight isn't a crime, so it's okay.


The new and old sanitary napkins met.


Upward swing

Question: Drop from above.


I didn't say thank you, so I'll come back in three minutes.


When the hair stands up like horns from the head of a demon.

Question: Gosh, I can't resist it!


Alice in Wonderland.


I wet the bed.


No one can see me because no one cares about me.

Question: I don't like adult stuff.


Real slime.


A senior who played before is watching.


What's your destination? ...This isn't a taxi.


Excuse me, could you please stop pushing in the IV multiple times?


What's the king?


I really hate haunted houses.


Pouring 50 liters of milk.

Question: Please add three letters to the title of that famous painting and make it chaotic.


In the Kamakura period, Kamakura became popular because of the snow, so that's why it's called Kamakura.

Question: Can you please provide me with 3 ICOTMs and 1 M regarding the Kamakura period?


Don't worry, we've left that stupid cat behind.


Why don't you hibernate? Because you woke me up!


The only one with a different fur color.


Putting a folder in here returns it to its original position again.


Iodine.


Earthquake?


Ordinary people featured in the opening sequence of a Taiga drama.


I started hide-and-seek all by myself, but nobody can finish hiding.


Uh, is this a durability test for bras...?


The last time I saw her was in this picture, or more accurately, she had disappeared by the time this picture was taken.


How to fold a crane always turns out like this when you follow the instructions.


Pop! Pop! Snap! Pop!


The time has come, my fists are itching for a fight! Ah, bugs! Everyone look! Ants are carrying a beetle!


Keep it up.

Question: Please say something that won't motivate me.


The person in charge of the head and left arm went to the bathroom.


Forgot to bring water pants, had to roll up my trousers and go into the water.


Somehow, an interpreter contracted on their own.


I marked a vehicle.


They seem to be okay with全额退款回收所有机型.

Question: Please say something like I barely survived with critical injuries.


Phine and Nami rise to heaven consecutively.

Question: Long time no see, Rizae-san. What's the title of that amazing episode?


I am one person.


Say, brother?


The teacher pokes with a slipper.

Question: Can you teach me how to cut the speaking time of the principal in half?


Simple self-introduction.


Get lost yesterday!

Question: The worst catchphrase after Neville defeated the villain.


Kissel is cool.

Question: He or she must be a smoker.


Chrysanthemum tea


The suspect's characteristic in performing false interpretation with just pointing and glancing at the eyes, wearing short hair and mustache, black hair, stocky build, and plaid pattern clothing.


Please do not talk about your hair in front of the principal.

Question: The strange rule at school.


Oh my god, I'm super into you!


Half-price for the second monument.


All directions are passable.

Question: Please make anime character names sound cliche and uncool by abbreviating them.


"Wait a minute, I'm going to the meeting right away," said Mr. Cat, who had spent his entire life building up the company, as he glared at the cats basking in the sun.


Ghostbusters

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


The reason for being fired, although lengthy, is quite reasonable


Excuse me, this is NHK.


That's not a hot spring, is it?


Surface of Jupiter and surface of moon.


Last year's document.

Question: Athlete, please take the oath.


Found a way to defeat characters with built-in BGM.


It goes well with bread for an older person.


I was taking a bath but realized I didn't plug it in.


Selfie


Xiaozhi, I'm back from military training.


Encountered my father three months after leaving home.


Let's do it today.


Modern riders don't seem to battle in construction sites like this anymore...


Birthday is not a day to celebrate oneself, but a day to thank one's parents.

Question: Happy birthday! Can you please say something (it doesn't matter what it is)?.


Oh man, it's not heatstroke, you know.


G stands for cockroach, right?


I am Siri.


Watch out! It's a white dog!


Sorry, I can't help with that.

Question: Can't help but cheer for these racehorses, names in katakana with no more than 9 characters.


Careless official.


Alright, let's head to the DIY generator corner again starting from this morning.


Want to see it but can't? Well, I'm underage so you should understand my feelings too when I don't turn around even though I want to!


Attention!


On the hiking bus, there's this guy who always says, Oh, that's my house over there! I wanna go back home!

Question: If I were the first person to see Earth from space instead of Gagarin, what would I say?


Become transparent.

Question: What body functions would you like to have if possible?


A clean freak is about to leave someone else's house.


I'm not prideful, but I failed 50 times to get my license. Today, I'll try hard to drive.

Question: Please make the passenger uneasy by your words, you are a taxi driver.


Underestimated the adhesive force of the fever patch.


Like this, Pow!


One Piece.

Question: Please change one letter in the title of a famous anime and change its content accordingly.


When humans put their minds to it, they can accomplish anything up until this point.


I am allergic to metals.


I was suddenly woken up by someone turning on the light when I was sleeping.


Have you seen that little chick kid?


The moment of copying and pasting.


Shake and bake for one! No rice.


My combat abilities are...

Question: Don't ask me such a thing.


This game is boring.


You guys should beat up Doraemon, come on, I'm fixing him up right now.


A lot of intentions are stored on the hard disk.

Question: Teach me a cool line to say when I'm on my deathbed, please.


Russia

Question: What are some things that become difficult as they get bigger?


Which one do you think I'm in?


After cooling down, it will be a bit cold.


Eating sashimi is so delicious!


You guys need to just focus on winning, winning! It's not enough to just want to win, you have to win!


Complainer


Not big, but...


How do you catch prey that's the same size as you?


The skin is delicate with fine wood grain.


Breaking someone's pot by entering their house without permission.

Question: Can you explain that game in haiku?


The plum paste was sour.


The experiment was successful.


Saved from being rescued, the woman woke up from unconsciousness with her eyes open.


A person escaped from North Korea and crossed the military demarcation line into South Korea.


I wish I hadn't gone to that handshake event.


Savings.

Question: You're missing out on something.


Pay attention to the person in the red jacket's movements. If told, it's a psychological trick where you can't remember the characteristics of the person you passed by on your left.


For the first time sleeping with my girlfriend, I was afraid of waking her up and didn't dare to turn over.


I can't eat your head! Your brain is probably pickled!


Ew, what the hell is this mess?


This person once tried to unlock your phone.


Today's motivation and appetite for lunch.

Question: What came back to life 15 minutes ago?


When I went to the in-laws', my father-in-law and mother-in-law were competing as the second pair.


End of Days

Question: Elegant retirement home.


In one minute.


On July 30th, I dug soil for planting in the morning and struck oil again.


Cop: So, you take this rope and pull it tight behind you like this _φ(･_･)?


SATOMI, please stop! I'll regret it if we only do the 40-minute course.


On the last day of summer vacation, I found an untouched summer homework in a pile of discarded paper.


Someone was ordering sushi from Uber Eats.


One liter of seawater.

Question: Sarahira Erika is making her AO debut! What's the title of her debut work?


Is a chopstick okay?


The viola player is eating pine nuts during rest.