I know who the culprit is.


The jealousy from Sato and Suzuki cannot be contained.

Question: Drawback of a rare surname.


Let's eat boiled eggs! Just pour water into the microwave, put in the egg, and cook it.


Come on, catch up with that guy.


Quietly continuing tradition.


I decided to pick it up and bring it back.


There was a thunderstorm.


Why did you start swaying your hips?

Question: Doraemon got 100 on a test and Mom's reaction.


The last dream before bedwetting.


Putin's Poodle

Question: Japanese that just sounds like Russian to me.


Doctor: You only need to take off your top.


Lan, who had a listening device on her, went into the bathroom.


Burn away!


No one remembers.

Question: Father's Day facts.


I peeled off the natto film.


Date dance.


It's raining cats and dogs!


Space Cop Galbadon is floating the most during the undercover investigation.


Rio is sleeping Messi.


I sneezed and they appeared.


Driver, please hurry! My head is sticking out!


When you write a in a row, you start to think it's a weird shape of a character!

Question: Please give me some advice that won't help at all.


I'll have Mr. Shozou speak for me, for now.

Question: Passionate thoughts for NanTA in one word.


I love the eyeglasses market!

Question: Tell Hazuki the truth.


There are too many unpleasant photos as topics for submission.

Question: I need improvement in the area of being less forgetful.


I talked with the girl I have a crush on for a while and then turned around to see my friend's expression.


High school boys' daily lives.


It asked me to tell you sorry just now.


If I hadn't mustered up the courage to make that noise back then, I would be getting soaked in this rain right now.


I am an old lady.

Question: What is the official name of WHO?


I wanna shout 'You're slippery!'

Question: Please ruin the lyrics by changing one character.


Shut up! Say something!

Question: Please say something illogical and subtle.


Fukushima Cigarette Factory


I noticed that my graduation backpack was a little different from everyone else's.


Fashion check.


My legs are short.

Question: I feel uncomfortable living up to my appearance.


Abacus Level 2


The leaves are gradually turning red.


Taxes.


Doraemon in Okusama's eyes.


Pass me the bulb slowly, please!


Racing to the CEO seat by borrowing, heading towards the goal.


Colorless introspection.


There is a solid reporting function, but stuff like NS images can withstand the unity for a few days.

Question: I can't help but think it's funny.


Hey boss, give me some food or I'll eat the house!


I'll trademark my livestreaming slowly too...


My 50-year-old son said he wanted to take a photo of the same pose as his 80-year-old father.


This is the latest PlayStation, right?


Gig money~!

Question: What's your favorite?


I'm not sure who I am apologizing to.

Question: Meetings about shooting crimes.


He's good-looking, but he lacks financial resources.


Come on and help us find the football, don't just stand there staring!


Can you understand everything that Hideaki Maeda is saying?

Question: Can you say 'Such a thing happens?'


Happy Birthday!

Question: I have my birthday tomorrow, to be exact.


It takes 10 years to learn the first section.

Question: What is the opposite of 'hearing 1 and knowing 10'?


The Wild family.


The robotic vacuum caused an accident and fled the scene


Here, take this so you don't misbehave anymore.


Dumbo flew away riding on a cardboard box.

Question: Does your Dumbo also want to fly?


The pantograph for the N700s, which is currently under development, was revealed for the first time.


I thought my owner was playing with me wrapped in a towel, but when I opened it, I saw the ceiling of the pet hospital.


Hey guys! It's me!


The sea punk is challenging me to a fight!


No entry allowed.

Question: The surprising internal rules of Japan's number one black company.


I became a Pokemon master but my income significantly decreased.


A bride with 1,000 months of remaining life.

Question: Please multiply by 1000 and let it end.


Good morning?

Question: Please ask me a question in a way that is not quite grasping the point.


Oh, come on. This is so boring and unimportant.

Question: Please write a trivial haiku.


Looking up at the sky in the countryside.

Question: How do you collect lots of stars?


If I hadn't worn those glasses that showed me what my future wife would look like, things might have turned out differently.


Thanks is missing.

Question: Twenty years after leaving prison, I was shocked to come out.


Backpack is heavy.

Question: I can't help but think I'm getting old.


I'm about to leak but there's only one private room and it won't open.


Go wash your face and start over.


Friends always say I look better with glasses on.


Wait a minute, the fifth person has arrived!


Get on the scale quickly!


Five seconds before my phone dies on me.


My smartphone is only 1% charged.

Question: In situations like this, it's tough to have a power outage.


Why do I suddenly feel so upset...?


Where's Sasae-san? I can't catch up to her.


How do you know I stayed up late?


That hot pack...


When I quote beautiful words and sentences in my composition.


Don't come back to life just because insurance money is coming in! Yes, die already!


Have you eaten yet?


Hi, excuse me. Yes, I'd like to get life insurance...


A person who looked like a huge clam for a moment is rated three stars.


You can't sit in the middle of the road and drink.


Haah, haah... guff... I've got your faces memorized!


Moving to a foreign country, I'm keeping the size of my TV in check while packing it up for the move.


Brother... Do you like getting wet in the rain or do you like soaking me? Come on, get under the umbrella!


The escape magic is hard to perform because the audience is too close.


Applying estate organization.


Sorry, the toilet is free now!

Question: Come on, it's already late!


Yes, please warm it up. Oh wait, I mean not my bento box but my body. With your body heat.

Question: I'm sorry, but we do not offer that service.


Just one down.

Question: Can you explain how the escalator works?


Air exists.

Question: Happy moment #556,743.


Really, I'm at my uncle's funeral! What? It's noisy beside me? Oh, because Uncle just stood up and startled everyone.


The bed spins round and round with joy and love, it's time for the happy return!

Question: Can you teach me how to invite someone to a hotel?


Coach, I found your contact lenses.


I was playing on my phone during night classes when the classroom suddenly lost power.


Does he have a girlfriend?


Finally, no need to compete with rabbits for carrots anymore!


Trigger finger.

Question: Unbelievable last name.


Coffins in the shape of cars are very popular.


Can't take pills properly.


One hundredth day.


The wedding is coming up soon.

Question: In zombie movies, the one who always gets killed.


The horror of not having management there.

Question: 6% of employees are enthusiastic.


Now it's only scissors allowed.


I kept repeating Are you okay? to myself in the mirror and realized I'm not okay.


During the date, Hyōbu Kingdom malfunctioned.


$50,000 landing mat.


Save the sun for me, please...


This page!


How is the condition of Oda's and Darvish's shoulders?

Question: What is the detective using a balloon for surveillance?


There's tutoring in Congress too.


Feeling desperate upon hearing the girl I like say she's looking for someone compatible.


Shh, quiet Rich!


Don't you dare make fun of me!


Two Worlds.

Question: The person who said it in the roundabout way got the winning ticket.


The surface of the moon.


Telling my son goodbye.

Question: What should I do if I accidentally enter the women's bathhouse?


Throw it at the rival store.

Question: What is A thinking about regarding the unexpected usage of leftover Christmas cakes?


Stay away from Xiaomei, Dapiao and Xiaoshuai, etc.


Speed up the review process.

Question: Come on, it's already late!


Ah, the sizes and shapes of the three people are all different.


Make way; this is my private corridor


I'm just about to win a prize on the UFO catcher, but I always let it go at the last second.

Question: I don't want to go to the arcade again.


Alright, here's the question!


Blonde moment.

Question: How do you collect lots of stars?


Don't be silly.

Question: Good morning. What is today's goal?


The cleaning is not progressing.


When I came back after looking at the ad, the abbreviation was not reflected.

Question: It makes me angry to be ignored.


Yay, we made it to the hall of fame!


Mediums conduct séances.

Question: I don't like this opening theme song.


The scenery of the handshake day.


I know it's somewhere, but I can't remember.

Question: I've been thinking lately that I'm getting older and older.


Don't eat yet, I haven't ordered my food. This is from the previous customer.


Hey buddy, fire doesn't work against the fire attribute!


Contestants in a foul odor competition waiting for the judges.


What's the matter? Let's dance in a circle.

Question: Please say something illogical and subtle.


There was no sugar...

Question: Why did I realize that the new company I just started working for is a black company?


Sure, it's fine if you come one at a time, but it would be more exciting if you all came together... and it would save me some trouble, so please come all at once!


In my stomach.


No problem, I just got here too.


I got caught watching cat reaction videos to my cat, and when I looked at its face and said 'oh well, it's just a cat, so it probably doesn't think anything of it,' this is the face it made.


The Lion King


Hey, can you give me that usual 'I'm not here' thing?


Go ahead and do it again, it's just a game.

Question: Mario Kart addiction feels like something Mitsuyo Arita would write.


If you're out of breath from walking, take a break.

Question: Can you teach me how to measure one meter?


GLAY's TERU has been greatly influenced by Hikaru Inuyama and changed as a result.


I see Rurouni in it.

Question: In a leap year, one word.


Draw a number.

Question: What gives ugly guys the edge over good-looking ones?


"Did you wake up? The surgery was successful."


The owner of the car appeared when I was making faces at their window.


Without breaking the window glass, scratch it with your nails and 'kyaaa!'

Question: Bad level.


Ojarumaru is 45 years old.


Sharpen your eyes quickly.


Step on the sea urchin.


Cheese disappears and a cat named Quinoa is born.

Question: What might happen when Butter was Margarine?


Hey, Mr. Yoshida has passed away.


Tsuyoshi Watanabe has arrived.


Just give me a break, okay?

Question: Sorry for all the boring questions.


Let's go camping together! But we overslept on the day of.

Question: Desperate weekend.


It wasn't the tree's fault! It knocked me down!


I could tell right away that we went to the same barber shop.


Hey! A Terminator just showed up in the cup!


I've been working as a geisha in Gion, and then suddenly they told me it's time to start school again.


Introducing oneself as "a transfer student from Japan" was met with no awkwardness by others.


Which girl are you looking at? You moron! Which one, which one?


Christmas and birthday.

Question: Please teach me the strongest fusion, in a sense.


Necktie, please.

Question: What's wrong with being naked?


Ugly or terrible.

Question: What's the difference between the House of Representatives and the Senate?


Conan, today's gathering is a family banquet, I really can't take you with me.


Can you take a cool picture of me hanging out? Sure thing.


Five years ago in the summer, I almost died for about three hours after getting lost from the buffet course at Enoura Gorge in Chiba. Now it's good memories.

Question: Please tell me about your summer memories that no one can relate to.


Officer, come this way please.


The group of women who went out to do some shopping haven't come back yet.


I don't think I can beat the number of wrinkles on my face.


An amazing school.


The oil painting figure, who was originally facing away from me, suddenly turned around.


A new treasure has been added to the British Museum.


I thought it was a painting.


Admit desire.

Question: The real reason why the Ultraman family protects Earth.


Does Bookoff not have any books?


Individual vs Team Match.

Question: What is the definitive difference between apple juice and potato salad?


When the mother-in-law asks about the house, car, and job.


Ten percent talent, twenty percent effort, thirty percent fear, and the remaining forty percent is 'luck'.


Challenging the world record for continuous kissing.


Did the family trip have fun?


Your owner is really hard to wake up! How many times has the alarm gone off?!


Contact lenses never fit properly.


One coin!


The women of the festival.


There are no yankies around here.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Kanto.


The exam content matches my review material.


First day of contacts, can't get the hang of it yet.


Who is it?


The Revival Battle of the Losers


It's not curry, it's curry-like.

Question: Please discreetly let it be known that you are a returning native.


Hey, let's play Animal Crossing.

Question: Please take away one game and separate it from the others.


Although the hostage was held at gunpoint, he firmly grabbed the suspect's genitals.


Watch out, I almost hit a home run!

Question: An awesome line to say after striking out three times.


Does a buffalo fit in your snack?


Check it out - I've had huge success with my diet!


PlayStation

Question: I hate this train station.


I didn't smoke.


Oh, M-shaped baldness!


Back in the day was better...

Question: Please don't leave the fairy tale unfinished.


I wrote my name on Kiranote and this is the result.


This is the role that carries over to modern times.


Oh, that's the signal ❤


I owe a debt of gratitude to the neighborhood watch.

Question: Please tell me about your summer memories that no one can relate to.


The breath smells bad.


Otherworld Transmigration


This box is great, thank you for the gift from the owner.


After hearing my friends from the drama club say "playing a tree," I wanted to go over and make fun of it, but little did I know...


Exposing reading at my friend's wedding.


Someday, you can become like me.

Question: What happens if you eat soba every day for 365 days?


earth


I really need my Roomba from Amazon when the cat gets into things.


The beehive was somehow unexpected.


What's the state of political uncertainty with Mr. Manager?

Question: Can you say something like the Japan Electrical Safety and Environment Technology Organization?


Leaving an air-conditioned room.


I brought the wrong materials for the open-book exam.


Don't understand... something was camouflaged... but I saw it, only the eyes were shining... It's the eyes, Major.


The glasses are foggy and I can't see.


He doesn't click "like" on any of the posts related to the sun god.


Sorry! Can you please stop double tapping the 'close' button on the elevator?


Harry Potter finally has his own bathroom.


Sorry, wife, I couldn't save our dog in time


Try sneaking into the missile base in the north and pressing some buttons as a gamble.


What do you put in without tasting the food your spouse made?

Question: Soy sauce or sauce?


Laughing until I ran out of oxygen.


Mini-bus.


The continuation is on the web.

Question: The last thing written in the love letter was something unpleasant.


The results are in!


This Ultraman is intense.


This is leftover from my dog, if you don't mind


I feel well-rested.


Hey, wait! That ain't a parachute, that's my stuff! But it was too late.


He has confessed; he is a black bear, officer


I think the controller has a microphone attached to it, but I might be mistaken.


Grandpa, will your wife be jealous if she knows we're eating the same lollipop?


Dogs and cats were driving.


If you keep staring at me like that, I'll tell you the real name of my illness.


Hey, did you add bleach?


C language is indeed the best programming language in the world.


The answer to 6 plus 8 is here.


Here comes Anpanman! It's a new wakka!

Question: Common American expression for this Japanese sentence: Typical Osamu Tezuka's Anpanman theme - Nigo-kun and the Headache.


The team leader and the staff officer forgot to draw the curtains.


What was your first kiss?

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Queue at the toilet door.


Hmm...Should I go back by instant teleportation or fly through the air? What should I do?

Question: If I miss the last train.


Do you want to play table tennis?


In fact, the chainsaw cannot bear it.


The criminal is wearing white tights.

Question: In a typical episode of Detective Conan where no one dies.


My tengae is not electric, it's golden!


Put your hands up, where did you hide the treasure?


The story progresses without considering the protagonist's intentions.

Question: Random things that happen in Japan.


Jit田 Sara li is really angry.

Question: 试着用八个字来表示世界的终结


My wife said she wants to have a calm conversation


Yes, look. This is a picture from when you guys were still alive.


Brother, welcome back.


Kee-kee, it's my turn next.


Sorry, I can't keep him at home anymore.


I really resonated with your company's mission statement.

Question: That's pretty much a lie.


Does that smell like gas? Oh, it's not me!


Is there anyone on board who can help? An actress has fainted.


My wife said she's going back to her parents' house for a few days.


Mutual yielding, always giving way to each other


Forty years later, the charm of paiōtsu has not dimmed even once.


Dating apps for the over-50 crowd.

Question: The wording is different, but the meaning is the same.


Curry Day is on broadcasting day.

Question: Something common in the Indian version of Sazae-san.


HeatTech High-End Model


Oh, I see.

Question: Who was nominated for the Top 1000735 position on the Face T0P list in 2023?


The game of "Eagle Seizing Chickens" enters the final showdown.


Just as I started speaking, the host took away the microphone.


I'm motivated by the stalker who started out as just a light-hearted fling.

Question: Can you explain how the escalator works?


I've hidden two secret savings as well. Me too.


The enemy and the ally both have frightening faces.

Question: Old comic book stuff.


The priest says that they should exchange rings first before kissing the bride.


News doesn't come!

Question: Points to remember for tomorrow.


Ever since our weird breakup with her a month ago, I keep getting pizza delivered to my house every day even though I don't remember ever ordering it.


I couldn't do stand-up comedy with Narino. I turned pale when he said 'you're not cut out for it.'


Hey you over there, do you understand how I felt when I thought I was buying cucumbers but ended up getting zucchini and throwing them away?


It's no use pretending to be sick now.


Just agreed to cross the finish line together, but that guy sprinted ahead alone


Sneak investigation.


Hey, I haven't seen Mr. Nomoto's grandfather lately.


In New York City.

Question: Add one character to the place name and make it interesting.


Sister of Yutarha, the arrow of Demon Slayer's Naginata.


This guy was barking at me with his mouth moving.


Eek, I'm scared...I guess my ears will be ringing.


There was a rude person who served me at a Seven-Eleven in Tokyo.

Question: Please file a complaint with Seven-Eleven.


The prisoner's escape method is quite acrobatic.


I was envious and cried when I saw the pictures sent by someone who defected.


Flirtatious girl.

Question: It sounds scary but it's not really, a spooky ghost story from Japan called Kaitour.


I'm sorry, but the text ンチョウタ doesn't appear to be in Japanese. It doesn't contain any recognizable characters from the Japanese writing system. Can you please provide more context or check if there's a typo?

Question: Get 50 servings of B.


Her natural look is this.


I thought copper had nothing to do with it, but my body has started turning green!


My son perked up after seeing the pink bird being strangled, so I pretended to be upset until he calmed down.


It's because it's our 100th proposal.

Question: Why do I think this proposal will probably fail?


Electric Rabbit.


Vitamin, calcium, zinc.

Question: You're missing out on something.


Here begins the late-night broadcast.


The secret of having relationships with eight people was exposed.


Let's go! 1, 2, 3, Meow~!


Peach's runaway.

Question: Please make Mario anxious.


Did I really think I could make 100 friends? ... turns out I just ended up with a lot of calories.

Question: Can I have a word with you about Carriemate?


Dad, give her to me. Who do you think you are? Get away from my mom. I'll knock you out.


The cover of the final volume.


Did I just hurt you with the piano?


Third day of no smoking.


That person is coming to see me today again.


It's really difficult to deal with...


Turning around when you're not supposed to is always bad.

Question: A common thing in horror movies.


Yesterday.

Question: Father's Day facts.


The lost toy from twenty years ago was found.


The cost of food becomes an enormous amount.

Question: I've been thinking lately that I'm getting older and older.


The 2-year-old brother is controlling the second controller.


Penguin with full bottle.


Shimada Sato's winter thread.

Question: 试着用八个字来表示世界的终结


Testing images from the perspective of the viewer.


So, what happened with that guy Gori in the end?


Oh, it's tomorrow already!

Question: Midnight


Yes, I will follow the order. I won't run away.


You're such a hassle, grandma! I've told you multiple times that Domo-holster Link won't sell to first-time customers!


Caught with a goldfish scoop.


Akira Toriyama


Damn it! That's what Dancho is thinking.


Phobia of heights.

Question: 2% of tennis referees have concerns.


Cute traffic jam.


He said, It's my family's pool with a backyard, but I can't find it, so I'll make sure she knows it's not a lie by showing her this.


Please pay for it.


This mischievous kid! Hey!


Say 'Moai already!' and the topic starter will comment, 'You don't know the greatness of Moai!' as predicted.


It's a charity so I'm not getting paid a fee.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about television.


When you make things awkward, your friend explains it to everyone.


An outsider is Santa Claus.

Question: Change the lyrics of a Christmas song to make it sad.


Excuse me, can I get a new pair of chopsticks?


My phone dropped.


Haha, I was just kidding; not even Buddha can save you Off to hell!


If you bully One-Eyed Boy, a strong older student will come and take care of it.


Wi-Fi


The ghost side realized that it's more fun.


The invoice for the expenses incurred for the purpose.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


Drainage trough selection.


Weight scale


Did I lock the door?


They said it smells bad, but what can you do, it's hot out.


Finally settled into a comfortable position, and started to feel like using the bathroom.


After this, I'll get run over by a truck.


Under a big chestnut tree.


I have never been so regretful that I couldn't erase the blur in the evidence.


Seeing the photo of the full moon, I involuntarily started howling like a wolf.


My mouth looked ugly when I took off my mask.

Question: When the treasure chest was a mimic, it was just as annoying.


Baseball diamond.


Destroying the mascots at USJ

Question: What Mickey is looking for.


Back from the funeral of a very disliked guy.


So that's what that means, right?

Question: The person who said it in the roundabout way got the winning ticket.


Lesson Lullaby


People who do the 88-site pilgrimage in Shikoku and people who walk as part of their daily routine and sweat.


I was mistaken for a mermaid.


Once upon a time, there lived a grandfather and grandmother in a certain place.

Question: Please make the story more profound by changing it slightly.


Can't defeat the Huluo brothers, that's understandable, but you can't even catch an old man?


Do you have this in a larger size?


Six-pack? That's not even the point. It's all about me.


The brother who had been staying in his room for three years finally stepped out of his bedroom.


I was called a junior back in those nostalgic days.

Question: If we were to create a Dragon Ball character playing card, what might some of the reading cards be?


Slept with a bunch of different people.


35 billion


Laugh, will you?


We caught a deep-sea fish.


Work.

Question: What should I do during Golden Week?


USA version of Pokemon, hey! Pikachu! We met.


This fierce competitor advanced to the finals with this running style.


Sorry, I can't get what you mean.


The company's smoking room


What kind of case should Conan create next?


I don't remember ever seeing that mushroom before.

Question: Please make Mario anxious.


A little smaller than M.

Question: What does M-1 stand for?


Hey, you're the one putting gum in your pocket right now, look, it's all on camera!


How about writing a love letter for our publishing company?


The first time with my girlfriend.


Just listen quietly, I'll tell you an old story.

Question: I really don't feel like reading the opening sentence of an old folktale.


Just saw a storm over there a moment ago.


We need to take the dishes to the register because they're required for accounting.

Question: Please tell me a fake etiquette to give to someone visiting a sushi conveyor belt for the first time.


What did you do to Doraemon's Takecopter?


Everyone's Golgo.

Question: Please transform the name of your smartphone alarm or game into something sad and see how it looks.


Don't worry, I have such a long lifeline, I will be fine.


Haha, you all got sunburned.


Yo, it's Woody. Did Sid do this? He got me good.


I fell asleep for ten years.


Get scared and the Earth will flee from approaching Saori Yoshida.

Question: Something common for Noriko Yoshida who goes skydiving.


When Honda kicks a free kick, there's an unknown otter next to him.


Try to picture the scene after throwing an axe into the lake.


Can it be April already?


Uh, I have a nose hair sticking out. Can I pluck just one?

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Only one kiss, and my sister agreed to the promise that it's absolutely not allowed.


What's shokotan?


Wait for me, the shoji screens were just replaced.


It's the 236th driving test.


Guess what, I woke up early today!


I hired the cheapest housekeeper and they sent her over.


A domino tile was saved and preserved through efforts of rescue.


Mrs. Claire is not me.


I successfully escaped but I had to go to the bathroom so I hurriedly returned.


There's a correction segment in the last 10 minutes of the show.

Question: I don't like this kind of program.


Esper Ichinose's overseas business trip.


Madam, please do not eat parking tickets that violate regulations.


The teacher is looking at us, but my deskmate hasn't noticed yet.


Oh no, I'm sorry for worrying you. Don't worry, dad will definitely come back. Let's go to the amusement park together after this mission is over. Okay then...


Hey, check out this smokestack.


Pee tasting competition.


The Underbelly of the Criminals


I wish I had chosen something other than cold noodles...


I want a hug.


Train ticket for 18-year-olds.

Question: Use it five times and it breaks.


I will take action to prevent myself from enjoying the true flavor of this fish's ingredients.

Question: Get me some soy sauce from the back and say it again.


That guy who was supposed to cross the finish line together is now 2 laps ahead.


Xiao Hong eventually got on someone else's skateboard.


It has been revealed that no one bought meat for the barbecue.


Putin said sorry. Kim Jong Un said sorry. Xi Jinping said sorry. Trump said sorry...


Excuse me, could you spare some time to fill out a short questionnaire?


Um, you mean 'Sadao' looks similar? No way!

Question: You've finished 'Mitsuo'.


Kiki says, I've felt down before, but I'm fine.

Question: Please ruin the famous line by changing it slightly.


I want a Manchester! I have a cat at home though, so let's give the cat away!


Thanks for getting insurance for me.


Doraemon is studying!


What was your reason for being late? But don't try to make excuses.

Question: Please say something illogical and subtle.


Mentor: Your research needs some innovative aspects.


The only drink is Red Bull.

Question: I don't want the service at an unpleasant funeral home.


Hey, this is the seed from a plum. Yeah, it's a plum. It's sprouting... I guess it's only a matter of time before it grows out of your mouth.


I heard a kid's voice saying they would go out with me if the Giants win from the audience, so I quickly changed to a toy bat.


Sayaka Yoshida and the Adult Me

Question: Let's change part of the movie title to Yoshitsune Matsushige.


Dentist in full force.


Welcome! May I offer you a glass of water, sir?


No matter how many times you do it, you won't turn into a rabbit with your ears peeled off.


A medal that is truly undeserved.

Question: What's this thing called Kim Medal? Is it not a gold medal?


Okiku throws the plate like a frisbee.

Question: When foreigners make a Japanese-style horror film, they often encounter common things.


I want to be in a movie, just a little bit.


Your feet are very agile.


girlfriend:hope you don't mind my past. her past


Zero stars, arrest.

Question: A common thing on the new show 24/7 Police Blunders.


I was found under the bridge and told it was you who picked me up.

Question: Sorry, I can't assist with that.


What? I didn't go to a tanning salon.

Question: What a line from a gyaruo baseball manga, huh?


The creature called woman.


The friend who organized the dinner party temporarily left, making the atmosphere a bit awkward.


Dad.

Question: Please create a new emoji.


Young children often call themselves by names that are different from their real name.

Question: What is the tragedy of the husband?


I took the bones out of the fish.


At a funeral, two people bet on who can make the other laugh first.


Please return the used Marufei to the designated collection box.


When I try to grab their hand, they pull my face, bite me and intimidate me.


Gian's singing ability is way too good.


Watch out!


Mountainside Owls Hoot.

Question: What happens when you press the mysterious button discovered at the top of Mount Fuji?


I don't understand the hunger strike.


Crush, squeeze, and unleash maximum power! Can we make it through August?


Come on, owner! You can do it too!


The one in the middle is relieved that it's decided to cook both above and below.


Hey, check it out. Don't you like stuff like this?


The two were expressionless.


OMG! or Oh my god!


George noticed that the window was open.


Nashikane, a game streamer and talent, appears on the show Ririan.


When I drank really strong coffee/When I drank cappuccino.


unicorns have been spotted here.


After eating, this one tablet is effective against the cold.


Being a shut-in is this hard, Mom? I'm going to school tomorrow...


What did you do?


Go ahead, I won't get angry!


I am starving, I am starving, I am shaking with hunger.

Question: Is it a Big Mac?


I turned it off, the host is back!


This punchline cannot be submitted.

Question: Please slow down.


I was stunned by the hairstyle when I saw it.


If the magician hadn't appeared that day, the girl had planned to set fire to the castle where the ball was held with the matches she bought from her.

Question: Please tell me Cinderella's hidden autumn secret.


I want to serve you, it's okay, isn't it sneaky though? It doesn't matter!


Eagle


I'm sorry, but the sentence you provided contains characters that do not correspond to any known language. Could you please provide me with the correct text or specify which language it is written in?


Eh, that player made me trip.


Godzilla is 13 years old.

Question: Please add one letter to that character's name and make it funny.


During the test, it tells me the correct answer based on the angle of my mouth. But is it really okay for them to just straight up turn their back to me?


The headmaster always jumps in with answers when he's eavesdropping.


Doctor, I got scratched by a cat. Is it okay?


Daiyu buries flowers.


I'm going to meet someone stronger than me.


In mourning.

Question: What major problem was discovered while writing New Year's cards?


Wait a minute, I haven't taken off her contact lenses yet.


Customer still hasn't settled their bill... Gulp!


Mr. Nomoto recalled his mother's football dream from childhood for us.


Try being stupid for 5 minutes and you'll still get 0 stars.

Question: Please say it in iambic pentameter.


Squatted for a long time but didn't come out, and just stood up again and felt it.


I got into trouble in Omiya.


Look! I just bought new shoes!


Bob staring at a suspicious woman employee outside the store vs. A female employee picking up a dodgeball after discovering a suspicious man.


Why did you choose to do that on the day I was supposed to meet my parents?


The difference between Mother's Day and the other day is noticeable.

Question: Father's Day facts.


Low budget Titanic.


He tried to jump over something and suddenly stood up.


I got hit in the face.


That's because of you... Congratulations!

Question: Please forcibly end the story that is getting intense.


Five years, four months after birth.


A woman with a nice body and wearing a miniskirt walked by.


Living room.


The difference between 13 and 49 is not much.

Question: New eight is finding it inconvenient now that his vision has decreased to 50.


What's going on? Why are everyone running? Oh, my back feels hot.


Excuse me, may I ask which person you are?


The bokeh of the whole body was rated 3 stars.


Look, it's holy water!


Pet Hospital


Met at work.


Analysis revealed that this person emitted ESP waves.


The taste of Sanxiu Squirrels is good.


Please go to the window beside for loan application.


Well, you never listen to what Shizuka has to say.


You know, this guy's an idiot.


Let's call Brazil with Aki until morning!

Question: The nights in the savannah are tough...!


Today someone has to be the S, right?


I have locked an aggressive man in a manhole.


Back and forth or to and fro

Question: Please simplify it a lot.


Four people take turns eating an ice cream.


To throw the barrel higher than the roof, do this!


The tailor double-clicked on the designer's photo when making clothes.


Search history on my smartphone.

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Before becoming Mega Man.


Men are receiving special training.


To deliver with electricity is different, you know.


That thing is coming (Oharaaaa!!).


He went up high, but he didn't come back.


We were swimming upstream when the tide went out suddenly.


Let the sunlight shine through your palms ~ and see what happens ~


I always point the scope at the closed eye.


I tried to anthropomorphize Aphrodite A.


I was supposed to match the color of my yokozuna, but I'm freaking out because their's is green.


Your luggage for the trip is too much, my friend.


Moonlit night.

Question: Year in Review 2016.


Oh, I often see Yusaku Maezawa around here.


No 'fell down' to exam-preppers, right?


I can't help but bowl them over.


Tokyo's money just flew over there a minute ago!


Are you going against me? Okay then, let's settle it with rock-paper-scissors.


Just before meeting your girlfriend's mother for the first time, you don't know how to behave


Oh no! I dropped the bat!


The coolest people at the top.


Even President前澤 is hesitant to contribute money.

Question: Please say something on the level of even Gandhi takes a running start before hitting.


I was standing in line for almost 30 minutes, and when I saw the hot takoyaki in front of me, I realized I didn't have any money on me.


If it hurts too much, raise your hand to signal me.


Spinning in circles and provoking won't accomplish anything.

Question: What should I do when I am being tailgated?


I got a metallic taste.


Seems like I could become a god.

Question: The enjoyment of today (Sunday).


Hey Siri, did you hear me?


Could you please extend the meal allowance for a few more days? Thank you!


Can't part with my road bike.


Push the emergency button to talk to someone at the control center.

Question: How to kill time on the elevator going to the 300th floor?


My friend shows off love letters he/she received and I try to politely decline them.


Our crystal is under attack.


Teacher, I swear I'm not lying! My house caught on fire and that's why I was late!


I was born.

Question: I was struck by how much the human body has yet to develop.


I've been singing Red Spider Lily all the time at karaoke recently.

Question: Please tell me an episode of the legendary story about Mr. L, who is behind the times.


Nursery School

Question: Gigio San doesn't sing those kind of songs, we're going to do it ourselves.


The principal also wears a hairpiece.

Question: Please give it your all.


A cleaner who couldn't see the future appeared on the runway.


Don't say the name, Voldem- OW!


Five times, okay? Just my finger? Are you really going to do it five times with just my finger?!?


I'm chugging down some big fortunes and choke mid-way through.


Oh, my, flustered and fluttery.


I got hit by a bicycle while I was drunk and sleeping outside today.


Give up.

Question: What is an impossible Olympic sport?


Doraemon's occiput was scratched by something hard.


"Mom, can you lift your foot? I'm going to sweep the floor."


My savings box is lonely.


Come on out already! You're going to come out whether you like it or not! No, no way! Don't make me do it!


Bob's your uncle.

Question: Can you try changing the name of the snack and see how it tastes?


Can you repeat that in English, please?


The bed is a skeleton.

Question: I don't like this airplane.


Because I'm a man.

Question: What is a guy like you who knows so much about Sailor Moon?


Eraser for pencil.


Only after rubbing my eyes did I realize that I had drawn eyeliner.


Don't leave me this time.


Sleazy striped clothing.


Did you pour soda on your hair?


Count the number of times Honda is shown in a sitting position.

Question: Please teach me the correct way to enjoy the World Cup.


I didn't mean to be silly.

Question: What is the motive behind the action?


Ducklings.

Question: Sniff's unexpected vacation spot.


There was danger ahead, and the female driver activated the airbag in time.


The foolish son who pretends to have a fever on weekend mornings.


The curry was white.

Question: And some Ifdo person is surprised about something. What are they surprised about?


What's the middle one that monkeys don't have tails?


First of all, I don't get along well withisosceles triangles.

Question: Something common with Fighting Nemo.


My stepmother turned off the electricity again.


Tax cut.

Question: It's something that seems to exist but doesn't.


A door that's always closed in my house.

Question: It looks like the entrance to a clear after dungeon in the real world.


Gradius' Stage 1 Boss.


Time is short, so continue with the variable rate of return.

Question: Cat got your tongue?


Alright, I will now introduce you to the best hair growth product that I have created.


Maintain a regular schedule.


Hey, it's me! It's New One. New One, New One. Long time no see.


The bedtime story mom read was my diary.


King of Puppies.


The Earth rotated for about an hour.

Question: Can you help me come up with an excuse for being late to work?


4:44 AM


Keep your head up.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


It's not for sale.

Question: Old comic book stuff.


Be careful not to slip on the wet ground over here.


Noriyuki wins the Pulitzer Prize.

Question: Long time no see, Rizae-san. What's the title of that amazing episode?


Ever since a little while ago, something behind me has been eating an apple.

Question: Please tell me the reason why you don't even want to reveal your name, if possible.


Tomo went to ALT school.


Asked the barber to cut my hair according to the hairstyle in the phone photo, only to find out he had enlarged the picture.


unlock with thumb for face recognition


Only when it's that time of the month do I become an idiot.


Looks too groomed down there, it's too much of a stimulus for the kids, they have to go offstage.


Sprinkling salt on a slug and trying to help it.


Spray the car with a Z mark.

Question: What should I do when I am being tailgated?


Why don't stars grow?


Aren't you supposed to bring the ball?


While playing open-world games in VR, I prefer to spend my time reading books in the library.


Taking advantage of the game lag to unleash a combo


My parents found out about my DREAM goal.

Question: Please say something like It's the 334th consecutive time out of 9,800 total, it feels like the end.


Collected a lot of things from students during class.


The nurse must be tired... She fell asleep.


Come with me, old man. Let's stop.


Knee of Lego Corporation


Drain out after washing your hair.


She started changing her clothes.


Hey, Nobita, I heard you won the lottery jackpot?


Miss is waiting.


Did you switch the air conditioner from cooling to heating?


I pressed the emergency stop button as soon as I saw an old lady crouched on the tracks even though the train's bell had started ringing, and right after tying up her shoelaces, she got up and left.


Oh no... how small...


How do I get a cat to wear clothes when it feels like I'm the one in its body?

Question: What would you do if you were switched bodies with a cat?


They were selling weird stuff made of American candy at the street stand, mmm-mm.


Railway station accommodation soliciting customers.


I received a see-through shirt for the camera, but life wasn't that easy in the world.


I bought a roll of gold foil, but I don't have enough cash.


Flip the meat on the grill.


I was stuck on what to do next, so I'll just take a nap for now.


Mom! I want to adopt this cat!


His mistress is around here now...


Schoolyard elite.


You're it, plain-glasses guy. Go!


Mrs. Tsuruban's mouth is as picky as Dragon's Bile.


Failed the interview at the cat cafe again


What do you think of our new product, "Edible Eyeglass Legs"?


Pinocchio, don't point your nose at me when you lie.


Monaco Kingdom -> The Prince of Monaco.

Question: Play around with the name of the country and make it fun.


Well, I'm not holding the strawberry cake for you with my bare hands, you know.


Wild Imprezas hunt in packs.


Got laid, now I'm trash.


I noticed the president hadn't given the toast yet and acted calm by pretending to not drink.


No, no! I said I want to buy a house! Oh my god, please don't clean.


It's getting dark, it's not safe to drive without turning on the lights.


Oh, the guy is scrubbing really hard...


I was summoned to talk about talent and family environment and saw the picture of Thank you, Mom posted on the kindergarten bulletin board when I rushed over.


Could it be that I am the pet and humans are the owners?


Pencil-Pushing Championship Regional Qualifiers, Tokyo Area.


That car was also going the wrong way.


Just before shaving the mustache.


Sensitivity to money.

Question: Something is missing from the land of dreams.


Can't you give me back the fan blades since I bought you a bow?


Go for the face of the ghost coach and shoot.

Question: Did you know that Kimetsu no Yaiba was an anime adaptation of Kekkero?


Hey! I don't know whose conspiracy it is, but I can handle it myself! You're just getting in the way! ... there was a white-spotted cockroach.


Use it.

Question: What would you do if you could use all sorts of superpowers?


I don't know what will happen even if I pick it up.


Take it easy, we're all beginners here.


Remove contact lenses.


I was looking forward to salmon sashimi, but it's buried in whipped cream.


Underwhelming.


Take it off and you're amazing.


R.I.P., sir.


When my right shoulder feels light.

Question: When I think that soy sauce is not necessary.


What a huge 5 yen chocolate!


While waiting for a steak, I found the chef fighting a bull outside.


I have returned it without permission.


My life is not long, right?


So, where's this? Elbow. Ears!


What should I do tomorrow?

Question: Something like salt on spinach.


Butcher shop.

Question: Please tell me about any unpleasant stores at the outlet mall.


I don't want to ride Eva anymore.


This monster seems to be a brainy type who uses calorie traps.


I'm tired and need some healing. How's that?


Huh? I'm about to go wild with excitement ❤?


A tutor came to my house.


Oh my god, I'm shaking all over.


Boyfriend helps take pictures and I selfie.


You did a great job submitting.


Adorably pure.


HelloKitty is staring at you.


Eating this makes me feel so good, nya!


If I were Matsuoka-san, I would help you become famous by giving you 1 million yen increments. But I don't think Matsuoka-san would do that, huh?


Sleeping arrangements are messy.


Can you help me find where the OK key is? I've been looking for it for a while and can't seem to locate it.


"This is Donald Duck's notebook left before he was killed. I have to show it to everyone right away!"


Brother! Could you lend me the football for half an hour more? I'll return it as soon as this Champions League final is over!


Struggling won't get the hoe out, and work behind it can't be done.


Stole a copper statue from the park after getting drunk


I sure noticed that dummy.


Here, pay it so please take it and be careful.


Did I go overboard with my eyebrows?


Two people who made noise on the phone line when the baseball team senior confessed his love to the beautiful manager.


Definitely, Nike is better!


The only thing I could afford was the house. The land came with an additional cost.

Question: The worst fact discovered on the first day of buying my own home.


We're going to fight with just the fox and the dog now.


I want Madoka to say something like This is definitely weird.


The total solar eclipse is about to begin.


Filming inflammatory videos and uploading them to social media.

Question: I don't feel suited for this job at the moment.


Excuse me, I came to get a green onion for you.


Hydroponic pump.


Save the wallet before saving the husband who fell into the water.


Pray that they won't discover the gun is fake.


Chizuru's messy room.

Question: Please don't ruin it by adding one word.


Gross.

Question: Can't stand seeing that stuff lately.


I'm always smelling flowers, so today I'm going to make the flower smell my nose.


Mom hasn't come back to pick me up after shopping!


Why do the missiles come back?


Training to enter the zodiac special forces


Even if you kissed me before the game, I won't let up in the match!


May the world become peaceful.


Army infantry unit at the garrison.

Question: Please say something like Hey, ho, hey, hi.


Quality inspector for chip packaging.


Nicknames for taxes.

Question: What tax are they talking about implementing with that new glasses policy?


Darts hit the spot, missiles incoming!

Question: Think of a program that can get a 550% viewership on New Year's Eve.


Toast

Question: Looks like Dragon Ball but doesn't have the name.


I stopped talking to TKO Kinoshita.


I won't bring my dog out next time.


Meow, meow, it's Earth Benjy, the singing cat.


End my love affair with you here from today on, and start loving each other! Sexy Thank you!

Question: Make an extremely cheesy proposal.


Drugs and affairs.

Question: Year in Review 2016.


Sorry, I prefer someone a little more mature.


I've been seeing things that I couldn't see before.


Notice us too, we're standing behind you even though the third person is standing out.


To lose 10 kilograms, you need the amount of exercise equivalent to running from Tokyo to Beppu in Kyushu.

Question: Please say something that will take my mind off things.


Go on?


Alright, for the sake of teaching you about the pension system from now on, I'll carry two more adults!


Sweep the floor before the robot cleaner does.


Brother, will your girlfriend get angry if you buy me a cup of milk tea?


Eventually, even the angry game stall owner was caught in the hoop.


In the world, there's only one.

Question: Kindly said, she's not unattractive. Rudely said, she's a bitch.


The coffee beans inside the coffee machine just can't be ground no matter what.


Ageing handling skills.


I swear! (Poron!) We abide by sportsmanship! (Polololon!)


The object is rotating.

Question: What feature has been added to the fan that is unnecessary?


No, this is a trap! Find the camera!


There are people who make malicious comments about my own silly jokes.


The tip of my little finger on the corner of the table.

Question: I know I'm at fault, but I still can't help it.


Going for the weak spot with a sniper shot.

Question: A hitman who takes care of my health.


What do you want me to consider插入?

Question: What happens when a man is noticed by a woman?


The second part of the driving test in Henan


Off the clock.

Question: Please change the group name to make it sound less cool.


Phfft, phfft. The bat's here too, you know!


Let me take advantage of this opportunity to tell you! Your 'oh, that's nice' really touches my heart!


Ugh, I don't want to.

Question: Tell me an average lie, please.


Man, I'm sooo tired... But I'm just gonna grab my login points and then go to bed.


In my neighborhood, Goku and Vegeta are fighting.


I'm sorry, but I can't acknowledge you as the third member without glasses. I'm really sorry you came all this way.


Cat is surprised.


I got my license.

Question: A one-word phrase that makes me uneasy during Mario Kart with friends.


Young passengers who voluntarily give up their seats for elderly people.


Our team's positioning.


Taking selfies with my best friend, only used beauty mode for myself.


I suddenly want to jump on the internet.

Question: 2% of tennis referees have concerns.


Universe Hall


Ew! I don't want to go school!


Stop crying, grandma, and don't unbutton your clothes to feed me


Can't I turn into a ghost?


PIKACHU! I chose youuuu!!!!


Hey buddy, watch your back!


Finally, we made it to the Sanz battle.


Just bought an iPhone 20.


"I envy that dog... I don't have a driver's license..."


Isn't this room dark?


I was beckoned by the tonkotsu ramen broth.


To a 40-something 'nya-nya'ing man, I give a chew toy.

Question: What would you do if you were switched bodies with a cat?


What did you say you were going to do? You said you were going to go, but here you are!


Look! There's a mountain! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH The air is so good! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH It's nature.


My legs are really long.


First-time colonoscopy for a straight guy.


I said, "Are there any girls in our legion that you like?"


Butako, the food looks deliciously roasted! I want to try roasting dumplings next.


The main speaker of "Golden Age of Nintendo" is Mario and Donkey Kong.


The staff let me drink my beer while they carried it normally.


Katsuo was seen playing soccer even though he said he couldn't play baseball today.


I get frequently solicited by KANA-BOON.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when he summons 2,000 kanbun to his allies in combat?


Childhood photos make me look like an old lady.

Question: Moments of共鸣with Mom, makes me feel like a star.


Godzilla's child.

Question: Mix two classic movies together and create chaos.


Do you know that the mosquito has gotten bigger?

Question: Please say the creepiest thing during your first pickup line.


Just five more minutes to run errands at night.

Question: Please add Just Five More Minutes to that masterpiece title and ruin it. List: Just Five More Minutes, Melos.


Someone is staring at the surveillance camera while queuing at the checkout.


The offering is really small.


Let's call it crab from now on.


Teaching the good and bad of new canned goods with your tongue.


The posters that say Stop bullying! are mainly posted in the staff room.

Question: I don't like this school.


Summoned two water elements.


Does not acknowledge an ant working.

Question: What is work style reform?


Today I was planning to do 5 sets, with 20 reps each... forget it, tomorrow then.


The last supper was added with spinach.


Starbucks-like thing.

Question: Can you explain the difference between Street Fighter and Tekken in an easy-to-understand way for women?


"I'll punish you in the name of the moon!" "No, that guy will take it as a reward!"


The tracked object suddenly turned around.


Man, I really want a Washlet!


Where did you catch your cold?


One day, I met a bear in the forest.


If you visit directly, your sincerity will be conveyed and they will deposit the money.


Why is this seal called Gorogo Matsumoto?


The program featured the spiritual photograph as a topic.


Scored the lowest points in figure skating history, but still has this face.


What? You want to abduct me with tulle?


This will send me to the great beyond if it hits the ceiling.

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


Came out of the hotel.


Is this your bike? Hmm. So what?


I got caught slacking off by my mom.


Shark photography.


I haven't slept in two days, you know?


Today is a lunar eclipse, so it's still Sunday, right?

Question: The way to make them say they're done and come back on Monday.


Thank you, Yamada-kun. I made a mistake.


Thanks won't do it.

Question: Sorry for all the boring questions.


Workaholism.

Question: Please make a secret trap that makes me excited in the hideout.


What's this? Of course, it's a CAR! Oh my goodness!


Found Conan and Kindaichi in the hotel.


The last patient waiting in line has exceeded medical boundaries.


Next-generation water purification system.


I don't know what it means. (这句话的含义我不清楚。)

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


The sculpture opposite the Venus de Milo with one arm missing.


Spinning around with a round bat.

Question: The moment I felt like the world was revolving around me.


Appearance on 'World's Most Wanted Lesson'

Question: In a typical episode of Detective Conan where no one dies.


Ordered takeout, but they forgot to give me chopsticks


The loser of rock-paper-scissors.


After saying, "I'll only take a small bite..."


Time has passed, and the factory is bankrupt because they no longer have a demand for their products.

Question: When Doraemon and Anpanman do a collaboration, it's common for this to happen.


There's something talking in our empty calendar.

Question: Fit in with my surroundings.


Did you drop the hard one or the soft one attached to me?

Question: If the toilet in the multipurpose restroom at the station had a water goddess, what would happen?


I had no idea you were pointing at something so beautiful! It's not like I was paying attention.


Doll fell down and moves every time it happens.


Despair.


I'm doing image training to hit a home run.


Fortune Boy


No one knows how much effort it took for Yoko behind receiving the most chocolates on Valentine's Day.


If I dodged the pitcher, the catcher came down from above.


Sometimes it's not a bad thing to take a bath.


What the heck?


I can't get rid of my own silliness.

Question: I wanted to hit something before I started talking nonsense.


Fantastic!


The guy who complained about the topic was successfully revived at the hospital he was transported to!


Christmas Eve friends gathering.


Detective Conan is taking a break this week due to live baseball coverage.

Question: In a typical episode of Detective Conan where no one dies.


This line marks the border between Gunma and Saitama prefectures.


Only on Earth.

Question: The characteristic of Wasabi is spicy in the universe.


Just let out a little air, I'm going to adjust it.


On the way back from the hospital, where I had to retake my blood three times because of failure, there was a huge amount of bird poop that fell on my car, and while I was wiping it off, some poop fell on me too.

Question: I thought this was terrible to the bottom of my heart.


When you come home late from work and try to remind your wife without speaking.


Run before the police arrive.

Question: Finish the soil work.


Rile up someone at work.

Question: What should I do during Golden Week?


At the counter, I'm told 'Welcome! We have some fresh ones today!'

Question: I don't like this aquarium.


What key can I press to switch back to the previous perspective?


Everyone can safely return to the future.


Advantage: Prevents forgetfulness. Disadvantage: Causes forgetfulness.

Question: Can you please tell me the pros and cons of being ditzy?


Waiting for a 'Afro!' joke from Amuro.


Day 100 on my deserted island! Today, I'll finally make it off the island!


When the lamp broke when Genie grew up, the experiment showed that the hard part (the back) and the soft part (the front) both break in the same way.


The instant when my deskmate was sucked into the sudden appearance of a black hole on the wall.


In fact, that's what I really hoped for.

Question: What if Rolala were the surgeon?


Please draw me in a relaxed and natural manner.


The doctor is waiting for patients with amnesia to come for a follow-up appointment.


When the weekend ends and you have to be apart from your true self for a few days...


I just wanted to cut the stone lightly.


The owner went home first.


I can't think of a joke.

Question: I can't help but think I'm getting old.


Hey there!


Don't grab the meat.


The card is 1000x1000 squares.

Question: Bingo tournament attendees were on fire.


Mr. Tanaka, who is retiring tomorrow, is fearless.


Whaaat? You ran out of sashimi?


TFboys.


The tenth question on the Nippled League is correct.


Young people 'get married'.


Out of print.

Question: An unusual occurrence in dictionaries that don't have the word defeat.


Faced with the enemy's new weapon "banana peel", we are in a tough battle.


vengeful spirits of the consumed haunt


Mother's Choice

Question: What do you call the clothes that mom bought?


Hold on, did I just call myself 'I'?


Can't we just eat pizza? Pizza.

Question: September 1st is Kiwi Day, so be silly, please.


You've got some nerve. Are you interested in coming to work for my company? I'll make sure everything you need is taken care of.

Question: Something I want to say once in my life.


The two-year-old phone is running three apps simultaneously.


The scariest thing in the world is ultimately human beings, you know?

Question: To someone with social anxiety, one word.


Five hours have passed since I started hide and seek.


I got it... It was the culprit.


It's 37.9 degrees Celsius.


Mikey came for hunting.


Copy and paste today's to-do list into tomorrow's column.

Question: Finish the soil work.


What's the deal? You're being a real brat.


Will buying make you poor?


The seal spirit is not quite used to its human form yet.


Ugh, a ugly duckling in front of the mirror!!!!!


Her reaction upon seeing her natural face.


The meeting is dragging on.


The man who didn't help with cleaning became obedient.


Posting "C language" intentionally on a programmer forum.


Please rate our service.


Does it look like it's floating, but it's not? Well, no, it's just that it looks like it's floating compared to the other cars that are parked.


Apparently, Machida City is being incorporated into Kanagawa Prefecture!

Question: On the edge of being allowed.


Hey, who is this chick named Ace?


I'm not under the spell of love.

Question: What's the recent烦恼 of the magic mature woman?


Yamcha hasn't done it yet.


Can I take this bottle away if you don't need it, Sam?


Hey there! There's a cat falling from the sky!


Put away your gun, you're pointing it at me.


I am not dying.


The woman behind me is the tiebreaker, so it's just you and me... Ron! All greens! It's a full house!


Eat the other person's food.

Question: Can you teach me a chess hack that even someone who doesn't know the 6 crowns of Fujii Satoshi would understand?


Should I call him old man or granny?


Body temperature of 36.6 degrees Celsius, normal!


Uber Eats, please.


Faced with arguing parents.


Hitchhiking Level 39.


Let me ignore it and carry on.

Question: It's like a total failure.


Having dinner with Vikings.


Large Hill


What should I do if it's not an elephant but a deer?

Question: Does your Dumbo also want to fly?


NHK messed up.


Can I eat?


The first day in the capital city.


To prevent static electricity from synthetic fibers rubbing against each other...


She's acting like a froyo princess and he's pulling a hit and run.

Question: What was the reason for a couple to break up after only 5 minutes of dating?


Can you say sister, you jerk!

Question: An elderly woman is thinking about Yakult right now.


My popularity chart has been created.


That's right. It was me who pushed Mei into the pond that day.


I'm Tsuji from Seibu.


Wow, this is a big city!


It's been a week and my lower body still hasn't been drawn.


Someone using an umbrella can't balance well.


Did you pass on that story to UNICEF?


Pilot (Don't look into my eyes.)


Dry eyes? Just cut up some onions and it will be better!


$2 USD.


The teacher at the driving school is so cute that I can't concentrate on driving.


I woke up and was pickled.


Toyota


Really delicious.


While pulling the wool from my classmate's sweater, he suddenly stood up.


I lost myself by looking at things from various angles.


George at the Monkey's Place.

Question: Adding one letter to a famous character's name and making it funny.


We have a fun workplace where hair color is free!


The store manager is interviewing someone a little different for a dishwashing position.


Offer gold to the crane.


Breaking news! Did you cut the line?


A cat wearing five finger socks.


The person I'm meeting through a dating app seems suspiciously shady.


I keep getting redirected to Apple Music when scrolling.

Question: Blonde moment, seven wonders.


That's making me wait!


I realized that all my scenes were cut out.


Don't ignore what the doctor says.

Question: I think illness is in the body.


Here comes the bride.


Now, ten years later, I regret having used up all my charm back then.


Balls! Eyes! My eyes hurt so much!


There are STAP cells.

Question: On the edge of being allowed.


My eyes aren't three anymore.


Counting sheep led me into a rewarding level unconsciously, becoming more and more energetic.


A hair loss treatment expert


Who cares about the last 1%?

Question: Just beat yesterday's self by just 1%.


Duck tape gym 2.

Question: Please change the name of the car to make it sound less cool.


I got caught up trying to make the vase live.


Every time I open the door, I feel like the distance to school is getting shorter.


Park it.


The road was built where nuts were hidden.


The back tire is flat, you can choose any of the four spare tires.


Here at the 100 yen store, isn't everything 100 yen?


Milk? I always drink it straight from the cow!


Preview is over! Continue watching after becoming a member!


Ugly duckling's comb.


Found a strange figurine tucked inside a calligraphy workbook.


Oh no! 178th and 195th contestants started their sprint at 40 kilometers away from the finish line! Are you guys serious?!


The dilemma of wanting to make my first grandchild laugh but not being able to due to pride.


Phew, in response to such a lame joke.

Question: What is the tire saying?


I just dropped my phone.

Question: Please change one letter in the title of a famous anime and change its content accordingly.


Hey, can you see me?


Are you serious? One dog food pellet? Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean that's okay!


It's suspicious, you know!

Question: What were you saying about this guy being wrong?


I'll be back.


We accidentally included a big drum and can't help but laugh.


I'm actually a Catholic, but people think I'm hidden.


Did you really do it? If you have a source, show it to me right away. If it's true, I'll use my full wit and energy to destroy it.

Question: When people, who have dementia, attend their coming-of-age ceremony.


What's the matter with the shopkeeper?


Geez! Did my body die first?!


The actor who played Mutsu gets caught by child protection services.

Question: If we try to include the live-action version of Laputa: Castle in the Sky, this is what might happen.


I'm more of a zoo person than an amusement park person, you know?

Question: Please say I'll be back.


Great magazine! Great ammo! The safety's off! Now all I have to do is wait for my cheating husband to come home!


Just leave it there.

Question: 1 year, 12 years, 33 - 1... 的英文翻译是 One year, twelve years, thirty-three minus one...。


Blow up!


As soon as I lay down, I remembered that there was an orange on my pillow.


The precious state of the bouncing cotton during its midday nap.


Riding a turtle on a dolphin's back.


Nessie's true identity.


I wish upon a magic lamp and became human, but something seems to be wrong.


Geez, that sucks.

Question: What happened between the gods and the Buddha?


Ellie.

Question: If I knock out the lotus root, it looks like it might drip.


Do you get satisfied just by looking at it?


It's Qixi Festival today, are you on duty?


Eight years of job-hopping, over 750 rejections.

Question: Please say something like It's the 334th consecutive time out of 9,800 total, it feels like the end.


Staying up late and coming across food bloggers' Weibo.


Are you fond of dogs? If so, I'll do my best. Please adopt me!


Come out, your synchronized swimming competition is tomorrow.


If this thing hadn't dropped from the sky, no one would have known about Laputa's existence.


Seasickness.

Question: The reason why桃太郎lost was that the demons were too strong and the island of the demons was too far away.


In your sleep, I could bring you here and still beat you.


How to boil two bowls of instant noodles at the same time?


Get closer! Pay attention!


I don't give a damn about you, okay?


The life of a man is hard.

Question: I love spicy food, do you have any recommendations?


The shave on the bed is terrible.


In Rome, there are days off.

Question: Please convey my message with the phrase 'one in many' to them now.


We moved in together on the first day and have been living together for a month.


Who am I... who am I... who am I.


The alarm that goes off when you wake up is lullaby.

Question: What new features or functions do you think are unnecessary on an alarm clock?


What your hopes and desires are...such is the case.


DAIGO, what the heck is Kiko doing?! There's no way she can appear on TV or events like this!


The plastic mannequin always appears in the yard every morning after being thrown away.


Most male patients show abnormal heart sounds.


Charlie Beach funeral.

Question: What kind of exhibit would Yoshimoto do at the Osaka Expo?


I used to carry you when you were little.


Got it, got it!

Question: The reason why the reckless driver who caused 463 accidents in a driving school got their license.


When I say Mario, this face always comes up.


What the fax?


I walked into the convenience store with my zipper open and upside down, and then told the cashier, Watch out, I might get arrested for having my zipper open.

Question: Please say something that will make me think, 'This is serious.'


The door of the train didn't open and it left even though I was told to stay home.

Question: I hate this train station.


Regular words, but there are too many words I can't post. Huh?

Question: The funny part is here, where I'm being silly.


I stubbed my toe.


Gave half of the authority to my son and made him a partner.

Question: Dragon Quest-inspired Big Motor.


Awaken to the point where you want to show yourself.

Question: What happens when a man is noticed by a woman?


Is there love there?

Question: The words the hammer thrower never utters.


I haven't seen my navel since I was 15.


The patient's illness won't go away, but they're doing better than me right now.


The answer is - don't say, don't say! I'm almost guessing it!


I didn't think about delivery!


Surprisingly, it's not an automatic door.


Please don't move, point P!


Just now, I saw a goat having sex over there.


Breath of the beach, shape of the waves. Iron fist justice!


During the Spring Festival, relatives always give money to children when they come to visit and leave.


Is this chocolate-flavored place really true? I'll try it too.


Friday night funkin'


You must have gone to sleep because you were tired of hearing me talk.


Hey dad, come on, eat!


The impact of inspiration was so great that I forgot everything.


This guy is definitely a troublemaker... that's for sure.


Reverse it! Turn it over like this.


Be late, be late!


"Look, my daughter was born yesterday! Congratulations!"


That plug shouldn't be pulled at will, I think.


Let's take a bath, Doraemon.

Question: Is a pink development really just any kind of development?


All over my body is hair, and it's gonna be steamy this season, isn't it?


Go out with me, okay?


The elevator has a lingering smell of someone's flatulence after I rode it.


Did this kid come to rent a video?


Let's be abducted by UFOs just as we are...


"Teacher, there's one extra pudding for lunch distribution."


Let me explain!


I would say I consider myself a fool.

Question: I don't like mean girls.


What options do you have?


Just saying heatstroke, but it sounds like you want a kiss.


No matter where you transfer me, I can get along with everyone.


I got a P alert, so I'm going to the bathroom.

Question: What excuse did you give in the classroom when you had an accident?


Jagi, I'm me!


I can't remember the face of the girl I met at the club yesterday.


Someone peed in here...


In the United States, people tend to look down on night weddings, but there are friends who will evaluate your jokes at midnight.

Question: Please show off your skills, Matchi.


Zzz's or power nap

Question: The manners of listening to a 1000-piece orchestra concert are bad.


After coming up with a joke for the topic, check if there is a star next to the previous topic on Twitter for 2-3 minutes and come up with another joke in an infinite loop.

Question: There are still some people awake over here.


The mosquito coil worked.


Relatives you didn't know existed suddenly appear after winning the lottery.


The largest incandescent light bulb in the world has been recorded in the Guinness Book of Records.


You did pretty well given the material you had to work with.

Question: Seeing the outfit I tried on after being recommended by the store clerk at the clothing store, the clerk said something I never expected.


Sazae had hair like a goldfish, even though she's named Sazae.


Hurry up, let's go ride the Ferris wheel next!


What's up?

Question: What is the official name of WHO?


Nodding.

Question: What feature has been added to the fan that is unnecessary?


Do you know about my black notebook?


Getting away from persistent dirt that resists detergent.


The opponent who overestimated their steps came to surrender the day before the game.


Seeing that the boss's attack range is 2D, I feel relieved in an instant.


Preparing a surprise for my wife on our wedding anniversary.


I feel like Riajuu (people who are very social and into real-life activities) should also be happy.

Question: I can't help but think I'm getting old.


One item per person, limited edition products being purchased multiple times.


The boss of the black organization was arrested for pickpocketing and the organization was destroyed.

Question: Please forcibly end the story that is getting intense.


Wrestling is strong.

Question: Boss move.


Peanut's growth ring.


Wow, amazing! It's like my crazy obsession with giants has come to life!


The three-line victory


Are you coming over?


Lying down.


Guys! Can you guess who this is?!


Please do believe me.


The newly formed delinquent group.


Alright, which nostril has the peanuts stuffed in it?


In my previous life, maybe it was better?


This is a picture of a circle with two eyes in it.


Eco-friendly bag

Question: Cat got your tongue?


When I landed, my knee gave out.


You can't say Golden Week on NHK news.

Question: What should I do during Golden Week?


I ordered Space Stones from an online retailer and they've arrived.


Smartphone smashing competition.

Question: What is an impossible Olympic sport?


Beat him up!


Speeding up the process.


Although I shouted "no" loudly, I still wanted to make sure of the size.


Mate's souvenirs.

Question: Can you please tell me the name of a maid-themed cafe that you absolutely don't want to visit?


I think I heard a nya somewhere.


There's a fly in my coffee, but it's actually kind of tasty because it's a fruit fly, so I'm just going to overlook it.


What the heck is that detective doing walking around everywhere?!


Can we take a shower next time?


As I roll out and cut the noodles, I momentarily consider whether it would be better to make pizza instead.


Unspoken Place

Question: To you, being senile.


What is your name?


Mom, I want to adopt a Chihuahua! I don't have that kind of money. I'll buy you a cucumber. Okay.


How long does it usually take for you?


Oh, don't push it! Zero, absolutely do not push it.


Chew with your teeth.

Question: Can you tell me some tips on how to hold back a sneeze?


The same joke has been posted.

Question: Please experience the feeling of hopelessness.


Beechnut allergy.


Don't know.

Question: Please explain the story carelessly.


What's not Kentucky Fried Chicken today?


Yuriko has completely forgotten about her former partner.

Question: This seems like it could be the final special episode of Ametalk.


Refreshing ~ Kazuhiro!

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Five, please come this way.


Best friends.


Mom suddenly came back, quickly force quit the game.


A detective came to the school.


Naked as Abebe, running at full speed.

Question: I don't like this crabby Ayako.


Got bit on the first try.


Hey, what are you doing? That's not good! I used to like you!


I'm planning to tow my house from my hometown to Shanghai and sell it for a high price.


Are you two the ones who smashed someone's car at the port? Come with me to the police station.


There's an empty seat next to me.

Question: Subway Tips


Jumping while running makes you faster than just running normally.


I get mistaken for a terrorist.

Question: Oil King, or something like that.


To earn money, I sing while entering the store.

Question: I came to karaoke and the staff is looking at me weirdly. Why is that?


What? If I convert, my hair will grow back? I'll convert!


Is the endpoint over there?


I'm bringing back the Andromeda Saint Cloth!


Mr. No Money Eating.


Spiky punch 'TOO!'


Made in China is an expression that refers to products that are manufactured or produced in China. This phrase is commonly used in the United States and other countries around the world to indicate the origin of a product. It is often accompanied by a sense of curiosity, concern, or admiration for the quality, price, and availability of goods made in China.


Mr. Mime (from Japan)

Question: The celebrity seems like someone who would make quips about the navigation system's guidance.


Ham and Jell-O.

Question: Tom and Jerry-like words.


Forced into rape to create a fait accompli... by my husband.

Question: What was the naughtiest experience of your life?


Safe landing.


Are you a real life person... or not?

Question: Please tell me the decisive difference between people who have a girlfriend and those who don't.


Do what you like with the statue.


Let's call it quits for now, foreman!


Can't remember what happened after the third round of drinks


Can you make sure if I have body odor or not?


Someone! Stop that straight away on that day!


I borrowed two books that halved my worries, and now I don't have any problems anymore.


Banksy did it.


I'm staying up for two days without sleeping in order to surprise my host.


"Husband? Aren't you working overtime?"


Finally got rid of Nobita and Shizuka. Stay tuned for the next episode, "The Real Culprit Revealed!"


Mr., this is something important, so I'll only say it once.

Question: Please say something illogical and subtle.


Making four pancakes at the same time can be quite difficult.


So he pushed the steamed bread down with the oil stick borrowed from the boss.


Duel!!


Keep in mind, the ball comes crashing down with a thud and a pop, and then it's time to blast it! Remember that!


Three-star restaurant.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about the bird nobility.


Hey, you left out a part of the scope.


One good deed a day is explosive magic.


Whaaat? Really? Cats can't go to school?


Playing the original song on my phone simultaneously with karaoke.

Question: Can you teach me how to get high scores at karaoke?


Is that Hamada? Yes, let him in!


Hitting the sweet spot when you put it in.


What the hell are you looking at?

Question: I know I'm at fault, but I still can't help it.


Is that the kind of thing that happens?

Question: Don't do things while wearing a spacesuit.


The dried wakame had shrunk to the size of a box, if such a thing were possible.


Feel better.

Question: What's the same between going for a walk and eating a rare beef?


I'll stop by the convenience store!

Question: If you give up, the game is over, so please respond to that.


Naked in a red t-shirt.

Question: I came to karaoke and the staff is looking at me weirdly. Why is that?


Art is so stupid, right?


This... is ONE PIECE?!


Seasonal fashion trends.


Field trip to the rice paddy.

Question: Gigio San doesn't sing those kind of songs, we're going to do it ourselves.


After applying lipstick, I am.


One-shot calligraphy of falling kanji, titled Life.


The body closely resembles squareness.


On standby with remaining battery.


Criminal: "No, I was at home the whole time!"


Power outage caused by non-real-time failure of the electric company.

Question: Things that you should not do at Christmas.


Wow, time's up!


Dictionary.

Question: When I couldn't understand it well enough and gave up.


Rome city center


Kiko Mizuhara is in the program.

Question: The program name catches fire due to the fall of Johnny & Associates' founder, Hideki Yokoyama.


In just two minutes into the mystery drama, someone confessed and turned their head quickly, ignoring it.


My genome.


My older sister became a regular on the show because she was losing her mind.


There are two types of weapons, one for yellow jackets and the other for honeybees.

Question: Please tell me the characteristics of Donpen Ranger, the full-blocked Don.


Exit the room.

Question: If you have no future dreams, set today's goal.


The Grim Reaper heard there's a day off today


Never mind, don't let him get you riled up.


Voice actors are just regular people.

Question: What's the new Ultraman like that disappointed the kids?


Hey, I have the same jacket. Look, here it is.


Dad and mom have become thrilled with the idea of being pigs.

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


You came again, huh?

Question: I get annoyed when told to stay within the limit.


Figure things out.


I bought a telescope without telling my fiance and am currently sitting in the corner being scolded.


High-five!

Question: Adding one character to the title of an anime ruins it.


Human beings must strive to understand themselves.

Question: Please ruin the sentence or famous quote by adding However or But.


I got hit by a wave. It seems like the ocean didn't call for me.


All right, I'll do whatever you say. Just please put on the rubber glove!


This old man is going to go bald in the future.

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


Don't tell mom for sure.


Oh no! My life is short!


Good morning, Anna. Good morning, Anqi.


In the perspective of Little Yellow Duck.


Surviving sparse hair follicles.


I am ashamed/embarrassed!


I wanted to ask about the furniture we'll use in our new married life, but they said 'it's annoying when you make fun of us.'


Tomorrow's audition will definitely go well. Practicing with you was so much fun, what the heck? Wasn't it yesterday?!


Whenever you go through it, points will be added.


Have something juicy?


The old man with the Le Le Le routine.


I don't have a four-dimensional pocket.

Question: This Doraemon will never return to the future.


Higher, higher, higher!

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


Moreover, I haven't taken a bath.

Question: He or she must be a smoker.


I love being local!


Sazae-san is still chasing me...


Spirit damage is high.


The monitor forgot the specified size of the ID photo when collecting them.


After all, we will be engaging in intense exercise tonight, so...


A grain of rice lost its way in my nasal passage.


bye-bye!

Question: Please associate that famous person with one word.


I told a joke.


It's really low of you to kick your friend!


Sorry, I meant to say deb.


Sorry, it's just that your snoring was too loud.


Your mom called you to get up for the third time.


No makeup gaze.


Finally caught up to the taxi that wouldn't stop


The person I was supposed to meet on the dating app isn't showing up no matter how long I wait.


The roller door won't open.


"We'll have lunch at the next roadside rest area!" "Oh!"


Yes, V-Shape Balance!


Stock market crash.

Question: Please scare me with four Chinese characters.


White rice getting inhaled and entering the lungs by mistake.


Set up and prove the claim in just 3 seconds, the fastest in the history of the program.

Question: Looking at Åı makes me feel energetic.


By mistake, the magic mirror was turned upside down.


Dragon Ball Z: The Side Story

Question: And yet, now I'm enjoying this inexplicable chest pain that comes by chance.


Dad, you touched my butt!


What is this... is it a television?


Practice making proposals.

Question: Do not do anything in front of the security camera.


When I first met my wife.

Question: Please switch back to left-handed mode. Please switch back to left-handed mode. Please switch back.


Well, that person keeps saying what they want.


The copier is coin-operated.

Question: The surprising internal rules of Japan's number one black company.


Santa Claus has been hiding in the widow's ham for a long time.


Middle-aged man named Hachi.


You did great, considering you're only as old as my dad.


Please take a look. It's a board-like object that resembles a traditional craft from Kyoto, which has a wonderful origin.


There are only one week left until pay day.


The line at the other register was faster.


Did you say, Hey, baldy!?


No emotion.


The guy next to the guy next to the guy next to me isn't wearing a helmet and I'm worried.


Hey! So, um... let me tell a joke. Um... okay?

Question: Please lose your memory.


A young employee who has been here for less than a year reported their retirement to the department head.


The third time calling out "Dinner's ready!"


Can I achieve it with this?


The owner was being nice and polite to another man.


Hey Snufflekin, I think I might be sick. I'm worried.


That guy got his seventh yellow card in this match. Better get outta here quick, dude!


Pythagorean Switch Rule

Question: Physics-y-sounding law name.


Want to try playing in this place?


Ew! Stinky!


Tom and Tim were roommates.


To the coin parking lot over there.


Live from the scene.

Question: Never do anything during a typhoon.


Bus stop in the winter.


Power Pros' Red Special One-Shot.

Question: Push hard and it feels perverted.


Watch me! I'm going to eat this lemon just the seeds.


Shh, I'm nearby.


Dextrously dodged the chalk thrown by the teacher.


She was caught cheating.


Come out from the hole above and pose for the camera sign.


I have an appointment today, so I'm off.

Question: I thought in Japanese.


Did anyone see the two boiled eggs I peeled?


It's time for us to finish work!


When you can see other people's nose hair, it means your own nose hair is showing.

Question: Please teach me the grace that I am ashamed to receive from God.


Enemies of the type that deal damage only when their armor is broken.


The taste of garlic from yesterday hasn't disappeared yet.


Can I have some protein, please?

Question: Power-type Hiroki is typically known for.


Blurred vision.

Question: New eight is finding it inconvenient now that his vision has decreased to 50.


I didn't realize three minutes had passed.


Crowds obsessed with Pokemon Go.


The perspective of primary one students on sixth graders.


Despite being told to stand up, sit down, and rest, there are still some people who refuse to get off their feet.


Staff turnover.

Question: What would you want to do first if you acquired a钝化剂?


Do you ski too?


Mako is 17 years old/Antonio is 12 years old.


The man who shot Medusa for the first time.


What is home?


Father's wife.

Question: What does a grown-up daughter of a man become?


Grasp the dandruff firmly at the roots of the scalp.


That line separates here from Ibaraki.


Go watch your dog videos!


A child's handmade ping pong paddle from bowling pins has a Chinese feel to it.


The school finally came to pick me up.


Wow, what a man to change the light bulb in one go!


"To put it simply, I was treated like a dog..." (in a transformed voice)


Hmm...Cross chop!! I wonder if this would be funny if it were zeroed out?


There is a story I left here earlier. That's why I left the story here earlier.


The sound of the temple bell at Kiyomizu-dera, flowing from right to left ~ ♪

Question: Mix up famous quotes from books with comedians and make it completely chaotic. Example: 'I'm wild, right?'


Could you please stop using pictures of me from when I was overweight as your joke? Ever since then, I've developed an eating disorder due to stress and it's turned out like this.


Silicon Valley'da.

Question: Add one character to the place name and make it interesting.


When I scattered fairy lights in the bathroom.

Question: I felt the fear of ignorance.


Excited roller coaster attendant pushing the children.


What the heck are you doing, rat guy? Come on and get here already.


Horticultural All-Stars.

Question: Please change the group name to make it sound less cool.


I want to go to Real Madrid.


Rock on!


Ponopono Hub's commercial.


Takimoto Sachiko goes on a rampage.

Question: 试着用八个字来表示世界的终结


Now it's my turn to practice love.


The staff seems to want to separate it.


Bump.

Question: What gives ugly guys the edge over good-looking ones?


In conflict zones, I am kidnapped every time and my country demands ransom.

Question: I don't want to do a world trip like this.


He has an aura that's too valuable to be wasted on just any villager named A.


Oh, I woke up and thought, Ah, it's 8 o'clock. But then I noticed it was dark outside. It's Sunday night at 8 o'clock. Before I knew it, Monday was almost here...

Question: It's late at night, so scary story time.


Could you bring me some food, thank you dad?


What did you drop, gold mama or silver mama?


Someone who really hits me on the left cheek is out of the question!


Please be nice to me until New Year's Day at work.

Question: What should I do during Golden Week?


(6-3) multiplied by 8 plus 7 minus 18 equals 13.


The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd grades got completely disorganized on their hiking trip.


Up or down?

Question: Can you explain the difference between enoki mushrooms and shiitake mushrooms in a way that women can understand easily?


Okay, let's break it down from now on.


I'm not wild enough yet.


The last few strands of hair were given special protection.


Assorted sardines.


The photo of the Statue of Liberty, who is so free that she causes thunderstorms to occur in the sky without even trying.


I was asked to attend on behalf of the host, and so far it doesn't seem to have been discovered.


Bad Mr. Big, this is a special attack limited to three people!


Wait, was that fire alarm just a prank?


Bean Bag Toss Tournament.


A premonition of love.


This guy always brings out actual objects when playing rock-paper-scissors.


Music Station


Tag someone who's still up with ☆! or something like that.

Question: There are still some people awake over here.


I peeled and ate the peach, but I'm safe as an upper-class citizen.

Question: Please make the story more profound by changing it slightly.


Hey, what's up who is this guy? Call the police!


It's five people!


Have you seen a man in a suit, wearing a hat and with a small mustache, as well as a woman wearing a long dress and curly hair?


Hey, you're not just any dog around here, are you?


I used psychometry on the wall and found out that my wife was cheating.


Host: Now, let's split into two groups. You all understand the grouping rules, right?


Cat says 'I don't want to play' and the dog replies 'Okay, let's do it again next time.'


If you go to elementary school, you can graduate from high school.

Question: Can you explain how the escalator works?


Sodium chloride shaker, just the beginning of being skilled.

Question: It's like a total failure.


In Kyoto, I'm going to buy something.


Rock, paper, scissors! I take one step... Rock, paper, scissors! I take one step... Rock, paper, scissors! I take one step... Rock, paper...


Check the star.

Question: Even though I know it doesn't make sense.


I showed our new colleague how to complete tasks that I myself didn't know how to do at work.


HAHAHAHA! Look at me! What can this useless thing say? ME! ME!

Question: In zombie movies, the one who always gets killed.


It's lunchtime, but the boss still wants to say a few words.


No matter how many times I press the replay button, the TUBE song won't play.

Question: What will happen if I swear loyalty to Winter General?


Alright, let's make the second one today, huh~?


I can't believe I stumbled upon such a great topic at this time.

Question: There are still some people awake over here.


Shucks, Poor Ishimaru doesn't come to help!


Maneuver Mode

Question: What new features or functions do you think are unnecessary on an alarm clock?


queuing for nucleic acid test.


Huff Huffing and Puffing and Feeling Rotten


Private behavior is bad.

Question: I'm the Heisei Rider, huh? I guess so!


You're not my daddy, you're a fake


To prevent children from running wild in the park, parents have set up simple traps.


The unfaithful husband didn't notice.


Leftover food from my ex-boyfriend.


The number of jokes on the same topic posted after me is greater than the number of jokes on my posted topic.

Question: It makes me angry to be ignored.


Bereals #1 beats Urawa Reds #13 beat Yokohama FM #3, and Kashiwa wins easily!!!!!

Question: Kanagawa Prefecture, Saitama Prefecture, Chiba Prefecture.


I found my ex's name.


The weather girl was almost blown by the wind and her skirt could be seen in an instant when the broadcast switched to Mr. Mioya.

Question: What happened during the broadcast of Asahi Television that caused an influx of viewer complaints?


It's the leader's car, be aware of that for new companions.


Boss, I'll have fifty more skewers of lamb.


We will fillet three pieces of tuna next.


Oh, I have to leave now because it's quitting time.


The stadium cleaner won the championship.


Sorry, it's already deadline.


I'll just tidy up! said Shinozaki Nobuyuki as he went to Yoshida Sayuri, and he was discovered on a tropical island.


Moved from Osaka to the Kanto region.


Hey everyone! Hi there! Today, I'm going to teach you some tips for doing an ape-themed makeup look.


The dog of桃太郎's helper is the father of the White family.

Question: Threetaro should not be in the commercial.


I was fooling around and sleeping on the floor in the office during overtime by myself when a security guard came.


There's long hair growing on the mole on your back.


In the movie 'I am Hero,' there's a scene in the bathroom where the main character works.


Your Highness! The poison test is complete!


I was supposed to be in the bedroom, but for some reason this happened instead.


Ugly duckling.


I think I'll burn this beautiful, decaying world to ashes! Ashes~!


The tone of the voice sounds like it's being blown through a fan.

Question: What are some common things between宇宙人 and 地球人?


Golddigger.

Question: What Nobita from Doraemon would say if he were in One Piece world.


OMG, that Marumine just totally self-destructed! xD


I was reprimanded for being taught to lie on an unfamiliar job.

Question: I know I'm at fault, but I still can't help it.


Men usually handle the service.

Question: A member of AKB48 owns a barbecue restaurant, which seems likely.


Mom came home and found her child sitting in front of the dressing table.


Are you the STAP cell?


Haku says, 绝对不能回头哦. Chihiro agrees. Haku says, Chihiro! I found a four-leaf clover! Chihiro responds, No way! Show me!

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


My back pain is cured~.


Zen meditation.

Question: The theme of the cookie is incompatible with the situation.


Can you relate to how someone who isn't excited at all is called excited every day?


Just receiving a star can make me feel so happy.

Question: Blonde moment, seven wonders.


After experts conducted a consultation, the conclusion was reached that he died of cold.


I'll take care of the spouse. How much does it cost?

Question: What search words does your wife seem to be considering?


Oh, bingo!


Compressed the zabuton too much!


I chased after her, who ran out crying after an argument, and passed her.


That's okay like this.


Welcome! I've been waiting for you to come in.


When turning in racing games.


Why did you suddenly say "It's decided, it's you" when asking me out?


Pop corn.


She hit a home run with her bare hands.


I am a dog.


Attending conversation class with Ms. Akihiro Matsumoto.

Question: Can you teach me how to cut the speaking time of the principal in half?


Call me Driver Guy.

Question: What are the characteristics of people who don't want to ride in the passenger seat for two?


On this day every year, spontaneous couples seem to pop up out of nowhere, even if we don't work at it. Oh well, they probably won't last long anyway.


The magic trick fell flat.


The shoji was just a regular door.


A box caught on a rope is going up and down.

Question: Can you explain how the escalator works?


Grandma appeared as a surprise on her birthday and made the kids cry.


I'm not asking for help, but...


My bangs are cut too short.


I am ashamed of myself for having ears.


This is Donald Duck's note before he was killed, I have to show it to everyone immediately!


Please don't take the ball home yet, can my boyfriend score two more goals?


Told my wife that I wanted to have a child.


How do I change clothes?


The conversation between two songs is quite pleasant.


If I put out the fire, I'll go back to my childhood!


Duke Togo, the moment of birth!


Three stars.

Question: Good morning. What is today's goal?


If you can juggle with your feet, just do it on TV quickly.


The beam of Buddha.


After reading my father's will for six months, my name isn't in it.


Yoshida Saburi's match prediction will be 100% accurate.

Question: I guess when you're as smart as me, you start to think of yourself as a genius.


The top is much thinner now. Why don't you donate my hair?


The way to lower the threshold for initiating conversation with sugar babies is something they have mastered.


Just because I'm walking every day and getting asked about my job all the time, I'm exhausted... And then, right as I say that, a cop walks up to me...


Me, you, pasta.

Question: Please tell me the name of that famous band with three words.


The emotional immersion in the new song 'I broke up with her yesterday' is intense.


Bob, the brains and muscles guy, will call on his brother Jack when he has no chance in a theoretical battle.


Sometimes even the ghost in your back pocket can't hold you back.


It's my wife's comedy.

Question: What is the tragedy of the husband?


The person who didn't get caught in the lie until the end.


Three-color shopping failed.


Sorry, my air conditioner broke.


Keep working hard, good job!


Are they all getting along and living well?

Question: What is the detective using a balloon for surveillance?


Kiss me.


What's good?

Question: What is the motive behind the action?


Let me stay as prime minister for a little while longer, please.


Mom told me and my sister to add water if the noodles were too thick, and add noodles if there was too much water before we left.


Chef's dedication.

Question: The movie is not good.


Yesterday, thank you for your help with the grasshopper.


Take off your sunglasses, please.


If possible, I'll go.

Question: On the edge of being allowed.


Order the entire menu under heavy rotation.

Question: A member of AKB48 owns a barbecue restaurant, which seems likely.


Dad, the original idol, sings lullabies to us every night.


The popularity of someone else's joke that I came across yesterday in a new collection of jokes.

Question: Something that gets worse in the morning after staying up late at night.


Learning that it's half price for the second cup, both of them let the other person drink the first cup.


Here is a mouth.


Strip

Question: Don't do things while wearing a spacesuit.


Stop! If you don't stop, I won't hit you!


Predicting how and if a partner will be caught.


The shipment was too slow, gorillas have evolved.


Hollywood version of Kitaro.


Minami Takayama's natural face.


Today's video idea is eating lots of shaved ice in the bathtub, mmm...


Shatter on the tongue.

Question: Can you tell me some tips on how to hold back a sneeze?


Ugh, with this kind of data, my dad will never get promoted no matter how long he waits... I think I'll have to fix it up a bit.


The ghost showed me that the gas main valve was not turned off when I saw them for the first time.


Due to pausing the game, I have to wait for my boss in the guidebook.


The ant sees the cube sugar.