I can't find my lost phone no matter how much I look for it, so I'm going to call my mom for now.


I don't need a masturbation sleeve that much.

Question: This place pays in cash.


Air suspension.


There is not one person who is 20 years old.

Question: When people, who have dementia, attend their coming-of-age ceremony.


We haven't had any accidents and our insurance premium hasn't changed (with Zurich).

Question: Can you please say something that I don't quite understand?


Getting forced to watch a 30-second demo of a treasure hunt game on my computer while playing.


It seems that there are cats in Vietnam's zodiac as well...


When I arch my eyebrows in the shape of an eight.

Question: The funniest thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.


Sorry, I can't do it!

Question: If I were to hear those words from Tominaga, they would be unpleasant.


I am the mayor.

Question: Getting frustrated in games.


I want to drink mature milk instead of evaporated milk!


My friend swiped left and right when I showed him photos.


Sorry, the bride and groom have made an entrance mistake.

Question: Please do not ruin the新人入场的部分!


I was happy working there.


Trying on new pants in the dressing room, but the mirror is too high.


Peel a layer off.

Question: What happens when a man is noticed by a woman?


Just forget about the unpleasant things and move on.

Question: Drunkard's behavior, or Hangover stories.


During the performance, someone asked where the restroom was.


I'm as tall as my little kid!


Yamamoto, who was criticized for having a window to society open, started showing up to work in a rebellious outfit the next day.


No trouble, just add another pair of chopsticks.


Yes, it's the contract we signed.


With just two seconds left before the exam ended, Didier Mutombo Mpolondo Mwamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo realized he had not written his name.


They're even making full-size Gundam models for actual use in battle.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Japanese people.


Should I save first?


A frog being glared at by a snake.


rice ball

Question: Substitute with sesame seeds.


What do you mean by suddenly giving me some toilet paper?


Wow! ? You're working on Saturday too?!?


I didn't realize I hadn't done the task for tomorrow until tonight.


What fruit?  I asked at the fruit store, and they gave me some.


I give up.


At first, I draw back.

Question: Did you pull a fast one on me?


Idol, that's why.

Question: Why aren't you launching with Getta Robo?


Yes, the person with the ass on his face you mentioned last time is behind me.


When did the police start doing cosplay?


Embrace the Iron.


It's easy to take care of a stepfather who follows the rules.


The class monitor was the first to notice that the teacher had arrived.


Snore (打鼾)

Question: The person who said it in the roundabout way got the winning ticket.


By inhibiting mitosis to prevent the villain's self-healing, Ant-Man.


The relevant department's ability to handle problems is average but prompt.


Hard, strong, intense, and more.

Question: Harry Potter came to Japan and learned his first spell there.


There is no point in pretending to be sad.

Question: Something useful to know when you encounter a super giant shark in the ocean.


Tanaka-kun is always the laughing stock because he can only produce pure 100% soy sauce, which is different from everyone else.


So that's what a national defense fiber optic cable looks like


A mis-hit shot caused a big flare-up.


You can tell it's me just by looking.


The habit of working from home can't be changed.


Saying "It's delicious" politely, my classmate's mom brought all the remaining food over.


The meteor will hit Earth in 10 minutes.


I feel like I'm being treated as the criminal.

Question: Find and recover our captured comrades.


I heard you summarized six points and one question?


Mr. Kaz lazer is not here today!


What, Giant?


Match's sperm is way too high.


Knee pain makes it hard to do guguru-gurugu glucosamine, so people do it with their hands.


Siri is in a bad mood today.


Can I borrow your hand?


Every time the words 'beautiful' or 'pretty' come up, I turn to look back.


A reward kiss.

Question: Tell me the edge of what's acceptable for an attractive person.


Why don't you use the photocopier?


This head is from a boy and his acne hasn't gone away even by the time he turned 70.


You can never be the Pirate King, you know.

Question: What Nobita from Doraemon would say if he were in One Piece world.


My girlfriend says she's not angry.


The appearance of Masao Tamura.

Question: Threetaro should not be in the commercial.


New products at Pizza Hut


The store manager said that we need to improve the turnover rate of guests.


Free bread offered.

Question: Anpanman is a Japanese children's character who is a little boy shaped like an onigiri (rice ball) with a face on it.


That black cat is so cute! I can't say it's half white...


In the end, I reincarnated as Saigō Takamori.


Sorry, my mom said it's impossible between you and me. But you can come over for dinner tonight.


In springtime, there may be a gentleman who has lost his family hanging on the screen door, but let's greet him gently without being surprised.


Have fun?


I wish it weren't black!


This is a competition for aspiring comedians to showcase their growth and improve their stand-up comedy skills.

Question: What does M-1 stand for?


Morning discovery of a giant watermelon.


If I said, 'Uncle is a transparent person. That's because he's invisible,' they laughed.


You should not close the lid on the mirror on the shelf in the washroom, even if it is open.

Question: A common thing in horror movies.


Goddamnit, it's just a hallucination.


Dad took off his socks.


Not rotten.


Kintaro, who I haven't seen much of lately, has been thriving in a different field.


What's up with that iPhone thing? Let me see the latest prediction conversion.

Question: That guy who wrote the book 'Umishikyo de' is a genius.


Umm, can't you hold the safety colored ball before throwing it?


Ice cream candy store or ice cream parlor.


I have one day left to live.

Question: Guilty, what happened?


Zhu Ziqing's "The Back View"


Oh? Reading a detective novel, this one is pretty good. By the way, this guy is the killer.


Do you want to go home on the last train?

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


I left the house with my face masked and couldn't see clearly, but I somehow managed to join forces with my allies.


In the loan race, she appears and gets into trouble.


There was green mold on the back side of the bread I ate.


I'll give it a shot or try my luck.


Hating something.

Question: Favorite thing.


I messed up with this senior.


Hands up, you're a robber!


I always feel annoyed when someone tacks on an octopus to the end of a sentence.


From now on, I want to surprise my dad when he wakes up (＾ω＾)


Take out what you took in!


Hey Dad, where is the Earth?


Frankfurt seems kind of sleazy.


If the president raises shipping costs, please raise our salaries too!


Okay, listen up guys. I'm about to teach you how to be a good person. Pay attention.


The two on the left are cute.


That's rough, Teno-kun.


The robot vacuum cleaner sucked up all the cat food.


Knock knock! It's Yuuzaki Ryouta!


Nobita said, 'If Grandpa Ganeta hits me, my arm will break.'


Thanks to your mistake, we won the championship. Thank you!


Hey, I'm gonna eat a ballpoint pen now.


Can you give me a cookie that goes well with this hand?


Tuna fishing boat special feature.

Question: What kind of documentary title would be likely to appear on a persistent documentary program from now on?


Reverse function.

Question: Don't add such features to straws!


Um, there's a complaint about drumming?


By inhibiting mitosis to prevent the villain's self-healing, Ant-Man.


Wow! Here it comes, the mysterious point P moving at a speed of 8 centimeters per second!


I don't think they have any idea they're in the wrong. Don't know, though.

Question: I know I'm at fault, but I still can't help it.


Oh no, I'm going to be late!


Such an ordinary line, but I got reported for saying 'Do you want to drink my Calpico?'


I tried to make some corrections on the cat too.


Lightning struck Kent Delicatessen.


Conan's culprit was revealed.


Let me show you God's one-inch punch.


Beautiful giant.


Who knows who let out gas in the car?


Oh no! My right knee cap popped off!


I'm learning how to skate for the first time.


My nickname is SAVAS.

Question: Can you teach me a rude shortcut phrase?


Finally, retirement!


Somewhat of an excuse.

Question: Meetings about shooting crimes.


The poltergeist of a multi-purpose toilet is overwhelmed with too much information.


Dancing off-beat.


It only sticks once.


Tornado toss.

Question: Lightning Nine (a technique that might exist in baseball)


Let's create Hawaii-like places.

Question: I don't like Fukushima Prefecture like this.


Hi, I'm Birdman! 'Dad, Dad!'


Sonny is saying, 'This time of day is tough breathing. I'm really focused.'

Question: Did you know that Kimetsu no Yaiba was an anime adaptation of Kekkero?


You did it! You really persevered!


The captain's speech was just as long as the principal's.


Speeding up the process.


The game of eagle catching chickens has entered its final stage.


Wait, there's insurance that can cover this even in this state?


Goodbye, Mom.


Major! Our reinforcements are returning, swept away by the wind!


Overdoing it, man.

Question: Can you try changing the name of a popular character to something weaker-sounding?


Eel is absent.


I boldly confessed to her and she said yes.


Fourth try was a no-go.


Do you have large size?


To create an adult image, I ordered black coffee but couldn't bring myself to drink it. I really want to have some milk tea.


Isn't it too difficult to guess whether the OP is a new acquaintance or not right away?

Question: When I ran into the asker on the street, something that's common would happen.


Someone is at the door.


"I'll write to you when I get there  I'll definitely reply!"


Leather bag craftsman.


We don't say 2022nen tte.

Question: Points to remember for tomorrow.


Ever since I watched Bohemian Rhapsody, this has been my thing.


Remote

Question: What's the reason for not getting excited about cold beer?


I somehow answered Hey, it's me when I called my parents' house!

Question: Did Koga accidentally hang up the phone?


standing in front of an empty seat on the train, being a nuisance.

Question: Someone is better off paying taxes.


I can't confess to my crush, Mr. Yamamoto, who's standing right in front of me because I can't seem to swallow the habanero pepper I just ate.


That guy who farted in the elevator, probably or definitely him!


You said you like Silver Wolf more than me, didn't you?


The sealed photo has an air pocket.


No, it's just a harmless fling, okay?


That's not my daughter, she's my student.

Question: Please say something like 'It's curry, not karē.'


The dog at home heard the feeding bell.


She's crazy/bipolar.

Question: When the treasure chest was a mimic, it was just as annoying.


Multiple rice bombing incidents occurred simultaneously.

Question: Please add one word to historical events to make them feel unfortunate.


Let's talk about it, shall we? So, how about it?


I said let's play Anpan Jenga, but my pro friend suddenly went for the hard spots.


The neighbor said I could have some if they made too much.


Go ahead and take a sodium-potassium bath first.


The bodyguards of Abe.


Can you do the coffin dance for me?

Question: What would happen if there was a really posh funeral director?


Bro's A● stash under the bed was mind-blowing.


Chew the fat with the Liberal Democratic Party.

Question: Can you please tell me the name of a maid-themed cafe that you absolutely don't want to visit?


Hey, cut it out! You're interrupting my flow!


I sneezed hard and got a nosebleed.


"It's not the game today."


They haven't started competing for me yet.


McDonald's is going to unleash a big move.


I've told you how many times, call me Mom today.


Godzilla vs. Gamera

Question: Make me think it's not free with just 7 words.


Here's a report from enemy territory.


I didn't give out candy for Halloween, so I got pranked.


Excuse me, Mr. Said spilled his lunch.


Don't touch me with the hand you used to pet the cat.


Oh yeah, that cat was licking itself like a daffodil...


If I hide this katydid's egg on the department head's desk, by spring...


The ignition switch is... higher up, here, here.


The body double in "Tom and Jerry."


Watch out, I'm gonna head that way and chop it with my sword.


Memory, fleeting and bittersweet.

Question: Think of a catchy slogan that is clean, upright, and beautiful.


I didn't get married.

Question: What happened to ruin our honeymoon for some reason?


A sheep was packing up rabbit poop.


You can't defeat the boss until you bring it down simultaneously.


孙正义 的英文是 Masayoshi Son

Question: Looks like Dragon Ball but doesn't have the name.


After eating half-prepared antidote, I really grew up, but not completely.


I've finished everything except the core part of my thesis.


Hey, this is broken here.


I am a cat. My name is Nitori.

Question: Please ruin the sentence or famous quote by adding However or But.


From the lady in the back.


I'll change it for you right away with a new hair.


What the heck, Rekey!


A super nice person who always gets 100% on everything.

Question: Doraemon doesn't have that character.


Ha ha ha ha ha! I caught some bonito flakes!


If you can't eat anything at night, the light in the fridge is off.


In 100 people, 99 chose Hayabusa.


Thank you, Santa Claus.


"Weekend? Playing with my kids at home."


Accidentally activated front camera while taking pictures of cute kittens.


Grandpa and grandma live on their pension in a modest way.

Question: Japanese fairy tales Easy mode.


Well, you know.


Because of no schedule, I can only use my name as my avatar.


Good or bad, it smells different.

Question: When you go up to someone else's house, something common happens.


That person has a child.


I hit the brakes and accelerator at the wrong time.


I go every Monday (Tuesday).

Question: Say something like coming and going once a month (daily).


I don't know which belt to wear on my first date with my girlfriend.


No problem, I just got here too.


Although he reached the final in his first participation, he still doesn't understand the rules till now.


I dropped it on purpose and came back.

Question: Please tell me Cinderella's hidden autumn secret.


After taking my child to the amusement park.


Apes say namaste from the trees.

Question: Can you tell me a proverb that might be said in the Middle Eastern region?


I found a earring I didn't know about on the assistant's seat...


The door suddenly opened while I was watching a movie.


Time's up, stop writing, please.


I'm Nancy (the bully from next door), but please give me 50 large pizzas.


The newly built swimming pool in the community has opened.


After filling in their favorite food as 'cat', they finally felt relieved after worrying that they would discover it was true during a home visit.


Air Jordan 16.


Oh no! This firework seems like it's supposed to be set off on the ground.


Here's the company you're looking for!


Hey, how's it going? How does my elite Earl Grey tea taste?


It's not JK. Does that mean above L?


Seems like he's gonna be stiff when he dies.

Question: Resting awkwardly


Supposed to go to the amusement park, ended up at the dentist's office.


Brother, please keep it secret that I am Zhang Maizi forever.


Shin's going to get his revenge on Wednesday.


Radish 'Yes, cheese!'


In the absence of ghosts, a thousand attacks.

Question: Please give it your all.


Return items.

Question: An unusual occurrence in dictionaries that don't have the word defeat.


If I give this joke 3 stars, I'll tell you.

Question: Can you please tell me the trick to being funny?


Teacher! Ultraman wants to do problems on the blackboard.


Cute little kid, but in 40 years they'll turn into an old person too, ya know.


What the hell is that woman behind you (angrily)


Today's booger is different in flavor.


Pastor! Four o'clock! Oh??


Send telegraph immediately.


Okay, so what's the scoop on Johnny & Associates?


Tonight's dinner~♫


Can I get by with just a 'cat license'?


Wow, that's scary! I'm a lion, you know. Watch out!


Happy Hour 70-minute course coupon.

Question: What's this thing called Kim Medal? Is it not a gold medal?


Sorry, but I won't do it for you!


Wait, my job...is it finally being taken over by humans too?

Question: A person moving like a horse on a carriage made the horse think.


iPhone Dock


The store manager flipped out and got angry when they saw this.


Please allow me to give a speech on behalf of the Fukushima delegation.


Banana exhibit.

Question: What kind of exhibit would Yoshimoto do at the Osaka Expo?


I'm heading for Ueno!


$2,000, $4,000, $2,000, $2,000.


Wouldn't it be better if I lost more weight?

Question: I get annoyed when told to stay within the limit.


I'm trying to be like Nausicaa and stop the mecha, but I'm just completely a Terrierman.


I pinched my nose with this finger. Believe it or not, it's up to you!


It's easy to dissolve.

Question: SMAPPER things might happen in the party.


It's said that there's a group of people who are not good at math.


Limit of my forties.


I woke up and found myself as the class monitor.


I'll tell mom, she's gonna be so mad!


Well, listen here, little missy. Kon'nichiwa! I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. How about joining my club? We'll have a lot of fun together!


Once I start talking, my voice shakes.


Am I Daniel? No, bananas are a snack.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


After Mom forbade keeping a dog, she got a rabbit


The microwave exploded while my wife was cooking.


Over 200 kilograms in weight.

Question: What are the characteristics of people who don't want to ride in the passenger seat for two?


This is the exam hall for college girls, right?


Hold on. I'll change into something cute.


OMG! It's the police!


In an effort to gain the upper hand, he abruptly changed the rules to glycogen loading in 11 stages and knocked out his opponent who was at a disadvantage.


Since explosions have become CG, there hasn't been any filming of special effects anymore.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Kanto.


I'm a genius for bringing my apprentice to practice swinging in the vegetable field that I need to turn over.


alamy.


The fairy who helped push back when about to fall out of one's pants.


Beijing is ahead.


You're talking to me like I'm some kind of kid.


Making a baby in action.


Oh no, I forgot about my part-time job as a magician today.


How many times has this guy stepped on me?


Excuse me, is there a restroom nearby?


I thought it was evening, but it turned out to be afternoon.

Question: Common things in the morning.


How about some potatoes together?


When you adjust the game graphics to the lowest setting.


Got plans to pay for myself.


Have you ever heard of a Jerry-like guy?


Height is 155 cm.

Question: What's the new Ultraman like that disappointed the kids?


Just go to sleep for now.

Question: Happy birthday! Can you please say something (it doesn't matter what it is)?.


Follow the leader when you're among the wealthy.

Question: Can you tell me an Australian idiom?


Ravioli.

Question: I don't want this work to be adapted for live-action.


A genius has appeared in the world of judo.


I can go without being pushed.


If you hit all, you are not guilty.


Ugh, I forgot to record today's Yorimoi episode on TV.


He said he would borrow it from me after I finish writing!


Eating octopus is pretty gross, right?

Question: Kota will not say absolutely anything.


Hey, that player got hit in the jaw with a fastball, but he's still out there saying it doesn't hurt, but wait, isn't his jaw dislocated?


How to get along with your girlfriend?


What about this person's injury? Is it serious? It's a gunshot wound.


While taking the elevator in the restaurant, I couldn't help but praise their mushroom soup for its authentic taste.


Siri Kodama

Question: What is the name of the 300-year-old kappa who started streaming on Tuber?


Aflac founder.


Please be honest with me, I won't get angry.

Question: Hopes are dashed.


Where am I? Who am I? I was just swallowed up.


Carrot... You're number 10!

Question: Please make a famous phrase fun by adding one zero.


Three seconds until I retract my hand.


Meilishuo thought she had finished eating, but there was still one left.


Conan is behind the sofa where Detective Conan is leaning on.

Question: The light is dim under the lantern, but you should have noticed something, right?


French fries.


Morals

Question: You're missing out on something.


Marking.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


Wonderful.


Only one goalkeeper can stand in the goal during penalty kicks!


Emerald Splash Scene


Eww, sushi with saliva on it.

Question: Add two characters to the food and see if it tastes worse.


Kinopio, do you know about the Washington Treaty, Mario?

Question: Please make Mario anxious.


Ew.


Continuous login bonus, that's it all.


Peyton is in full-on rampage mode.


From the second half of Naka-kun's summer vacation diary, you can't look away.


A dog is tied up in the yard, but every day these cats come and show off their freedom to the dog.


The tutor is in trouble.


The guy who collects iron grids is really excited but I don't know what's so good about it.


Dehydration symptoms.


The lady has multiple personalities.


I don't know anything about Orion constellation, but you keep telling me about it every night.


I'll take one, please.


Look at his head! He's wearing a phone receiver on it! Haha!


From the perspective of supermarket rice.


My hand slipped while making bread and I accidentally elbows the dog.


This sickle, they've got something better than me.


Hey, I switched my brother's box of vegetables for rice this morning...now he should realize that both boxes are filled with rice.


Hold on, I'm looking for the gold and silver cell phone you dropped.


What kind of sport is tennis?

Question: 2% of tennis referees have concerns.


That's not it, the central line stops a lot.

Question: The way to make them say they're done and come back on Monday.


I'm not here, bear.


I saw Brian Epstein's pants.


Real gold still works the best, I guess.


To the flowers offered on the utility pole, there was also weed killer.

Question: Big motor incident about to be exposed again.


Prison School

Question: I want to see this work turned into a live-action film.


I hate injections.


The moment Cupid's affair is discovered.


You guys keep saying you don't have any jobs, but you're choosing not to work!


I heard that the White House has introduced a new car after the president was infected with COVID-19.


Hey, big teeth!

Question: What is common when Kaito春日 played Doraemon?


Are you self-conscious about your chest?


Sorry, I forgot to put the apple in just now.


The doctor told me to stay away from alcohol.


The plate is going to cast an effect.


Because I forgot my weapon, I had to swear at them.


Be on alert for runners in set positions.


The teacher started ignoring me after I made four consecutive mistakes.


We are cats.

Question: Title or quote (add ro and make it fun to try out.)


Infidelity is a cultural phenomenon.

Question: Already saying that stuff? You're being pushy.


Golgo 13 is 17 years old.

Question: Try making the following 17 items interesting by adding catchphrases or titles.


Cheer up! We were able to buy such luxurious toys because we sold Doraemon.


Sukiya-yaki is the strongest yakitori.

Question: Please come up with a funny pun that sounds strong.


I just want the seed.

Question: What was the reason for a couple to break up after only 5 minutes of dating?


Go to that McDonald's!


Sorry! / No way! / You're kidding me!


Could you please step outside for a moment? I need to take a call.


I am.

Question: That person is easy to understand with just two words.


No, I bet camels are good at water.


Ugly duckling.


Top three winners of this year's gluttonous king competition take a group photo.


I had confidence, but it's now down to 0 stars.

Question: Hopes are dashed.


Looked down at the prostration.


Ugh, I don't wanna act all cool like a catcher or wear a cape.

Question: Why aren't you launching with Getta Robo?


Kim Jong Un mistakenly targeted a US military base with a missile.

Question: I don't want to be the catalyst for another Third World War like this.


I'm really nervous about whether the teacher for my review will be a real sensei or not.


I bonked my head on the edge of the tofu and had an intense ending.

Question: Unbelievable last name.


Teacher, Ultraman wants to do exercises on the blackboard.


A mutual friend went to the toilet.


I was caught by the police for speeding while wearing a mask.


Can you straighten out the first direction?


Mom, can I keep this?


Let's bet on making kaisen bread!


Alright, since someone raised their hand, the class monitor decides it's Xiao Ming!


The loyal master who has been waiting for Ba Gong's return for many years


I've died three times already.

Question: Auto school bullying is common.


Separate at the corner.

Question: What should I do when I am being tailgated?


As usual in Beppu, Oita.


Fighting against Shocker.

Question: Can you help me come up with an excuse for being late to work?


It's 'th' and not 'su'.


Sorry, I'm here because I heard I could get stars.

Question: Please give the person who messed up on the second question as many stars as possible.


Excuse me, where is the restroom?


Sorry, I can't assist with that.


No one can lay a hand on the prime minister. That guy is the strongest gunman you'll ever find.

Question: If Doraemon becomes the Prime Minister


What's on your mind today?

Question: What problem did I involuntarily look at twice during the test?


Sale Giants.

Question: The team name seems really weak.


This compartment holds cleaning tools.


The vase-breaker is always oneself


After putting on the long-awaited X-ray glasses.


Angels descended!


Curry with raisins.

Question: What is this? or Do they have this?


orders placed with Komoto Akiyo, who has many orders.

Question: Mix up famous quotes from books with comedians and make it completely chaotic. Example: 'I'm wild, right?'


Peanut butt.


You lose, buddy!


Roll the dice to make new policies.


I realized that cuteness alone won't keep me in the child actor business for long, so I switched my goal to an athletic career path.


"When someone online says 'Cats are not cute at all,'"


Even Anpanman gets angry sometimes, you know.


the common people or the masses


Minako, wait a second! I don't want to be on camera. It's not that bad, Minako. Ami and Makoto, am I really that bad?


I planted the seed with a 1-star rating that I bought on Amazon, but the plant that grew was different from what I expected.


Finally, the superhero team is fighting against the US military and they're looking like they might lose right away.


The opponent is holding a black notebook.

Question: Please tell me the reason why you don't even want to reveal your name, if possible.


Where are you going? Get on!


Oh, please tell me that too.

Question: Can you teach me a trick to avoid paying cable TV fees for N days?


In the middle of inhaling, the elevator function kicks in and the liquid starts traveling back and forth from the mouthpiece to the bottle.

Question: Don't add such features to straws!


Thank you for coming into my life.

Question: A lyric that might be in a love song written by a doctor.


Orix wins!

Question: Something I want to say once in my life.


Finally, the police came to my house for assault charges.


Just in time. I needed the overnight shift starting at midnight, so I'll take it!

Question: Can you please say one word to me that doesn't make me want to go back to work in the afternoon?


Kissing is strictly forbidden, but my stepsister gave me the okay to start dating her like a princess.


In Yuanmou, Yunnan, you hold my hand in Zhoukoudian, Beijing, love makes us walk upright.


He gave her Salonpas, the cm person from Salonpas.


Run, Melos, run in vain.

Question: Please don't waste that title, it's pointless.


Okay, starting now, I'll juggle 9 oranges and 1 apple while drumming... Hurry up!


Typical mischievous type who blows his whistle and settles down the crowd.


Regret quitting my job at Amazon.


Tony, the third son of a proud farmer who claims to be reincarnated from Musashi the samurai.

Question: In Edo period Japan, a common occurrence among maladjusted second-generation individuals.


Consider raising taxes on glasses.

Question: Imagine him with just 7 words.


I'm new to this, but my car is an experienced veteran with over 500,000 miles on it, so it's okay.

Question: Please make the passenger uneasy by your words, you are a taxi driver.


An old man is shaking and working as if he's going to fall down at any moment.

Question: Late-night convenience store stuff.


Push harder! The baby is almost out! You can see the head already!


There's a gas leak in this room, it's too dangerous.


Party supplies for one.

Question: What I want to do on Christmas Eve.


The staff fell into the water.


Tom doesn't realize there's no ground below him yet.


Each class has one student who takes exercise very seriously.


Listen up! I need a man for a journey, not a woman!


At the end of the game, players from both sides exchanged chewing gum.


Please, I beg of you.

Question: Please give the person who messed up on the second question as many stars as possible.


I'm struggling because I want to control my right wrist.


I always fall asleep for a little bit, but something in my body always wakes up.

Question: Daytime break antics.


Runners' High

Question: Please say something like pie for runners.


Just a sec, Mr. Owner, let me switch the handle!


Laughter is the best medicine.

Question: What is happiness for young people these days?


I dreamt they made me run on a hamster wheel to generate electricity.


Tooth fairy left blue tape on my tooth!

Question: That's a gentle way of saying 'There's wasabi on your teeth.'


Why do patients' blood pressure always irregularly rise?


Just until yesterday.

Question: I lived happily ever after.


Monster: "Beat that colorful guy first!"


What's that woman?


Only the real child is given pudding.


Marimba

Question: Looks like Dragon Ball but doesn't have the name.


Sister, from today on I will live as Sassae.


Sorry, I can't assist with that.


Hey everyone, it's me! This is Doraemon, and I'm the one enduring the torture. So there!


There's dust on my head.

Question: Please make the topic owner blush.


I have a sharp pain from something catching on my stone.


Righty, lefty, switch back and forth, ah!


Sun Wukong sits.

Question: Adding one letter to a famous character's name and making it funny.


Is Kumamon doing everything by himself?

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Dad: "Don't turn off the TV. I'm awake and listening to the sound."


Please form a duo for us!


Just stick to two dimensions, that's fine with me.


Balance between upper and lower body!


There is no toilet.

Question: I hate this train station.


CM just started 15 seconds ago!


Secondly, getting ready to throw a punch.


Departing on a trip around the perimeter of home.


I have two more transformations left.


You come up with the topic.

Question: Why are you being so silly?


Pitfall (or trap) ↓


That's not the case, Mitsuo. I always have a great time with you, Akihiro.

Question: Sorry for all the boring questions.


The fireworks that Yoshida Sachiko held in her hand.


Sometimes I am forced to be naked.

Question: Please make the Silverware Family into the Hello Kitty family.


Doraemon, let me get you a straw.


Just drink blueberries.


Maruko, summer vacation; Doraemon's One-Day War; Going shopping with Dad.

Question: What's the next preview that everyone will want to see from Sasae-san?


Swimming pool expansion project.


My heart isn't beating properly.


Can someone please explain without being vague?


I want to be friends and am looking at you.


I feel like my attracting ability has weakened lately.


I remember feeling a sense of the universe.


Man, I really created the tradition of bald guys.

Question: Baseball is something only those in the club understand.


Ready in 10 minutes! Instant noodles!

Question: Make me say 'Grrrrrrrr!!!!'


Mistaken a ham sausage for a microphone.


The one with the key hasn't come yet.


I couldn't cut the chopsticks properly.

Question: Just got annoyed for a little bit.


Just now, my naughty child was shocked by static electricity from the door handle when he/she touched it hard.


A new European otter has been introduced to the zoo in France.


Do you charge extra for opening the parachute?


That peach is white and I should be able to do it too!


Let's give Zavier a taste of his own medicine!


Hey buddy, do you have the time to chit-chat and smirk while I'm trying to explain something important? Your future is more uncertain than you think. By the way, why don't you head over to the employment office if you understand what I just said?


I couldn't stand the heat.


Hey, this guy is definitely the killer.


I came back home after a long time and the parking lot was there.


During the budget recovery period, you two should form a comedy duo together. Why Ryou-chan...? I have to be paired up with a silly rabbit!


Which one, Katsuya from Flower or Masaru?


Meijiang, you wouldn't want Daxiong to get into a lawsuit he can't win, would you?


Just having the same date as my birth day again doesn't bring any happiness.

Question: I have my birthday tomorrow, to be exact.


I'm leaving for work now because of the time difference.

Question: Can you please say one word to me that doesn't make me want to go back to work in the afternoon?


I asked for a turban, that's what it is.


We can't let the bullies who tormented my brother roam free.


Let's dance even if we fail (solo)

Question: Please make the song title sound unfortunate when combined.


The boss asked me to buy a peacock, but when the day came, I realized that I had forgotten to buy it.


Dad ran to rest in the living room without turning off the tap in the bathroom.


I've been relying too much on Uber Eats.


At the hospital annual party, I ate an apple.


Picasso's work.


Won a hair dryer in the annual meeting lottery.


Evolve into a princess.

Question: I don't like this crabby Ayako.


Donald, why did you decorate your house like the White House? Is it necessary?


Hey! You've been waiting for the second season for 19 years?


A suspicious little boy is wandering around your neighborhood, so be careful.


I put on some cream and touched the artificial grass, and this is what happened.


Can I give you a ride?


If you move, your life is over... If you move, your life is over... If you move, your life is over...


Honestly and openly.


The top of the solidified 502 glue


Santa, can you give me a star? Please.

Question: Passionate thoughts for NanTA in one word.


Pink's transformation got stuck in the middle.


Ugh, it's a mosquito! A mosquito!


I remember charging my Chinese smartphone before setting the alarm.


No one is allowed to stand in the hallway according to the law.

Question: If Doraemon becomes the Prime Minister


I received a notice of temporary school closure over the phone.


Update in progress.


I have not had my saddle stolen.


Don't you know the difference between bamboo and rushes?


Riders vowed revenge as combatants.


Watch out! Anteater!

Question: Please add three words to the title and make it less interesting.


Steven Seagal

Question: What does a grown-up daughter of a man become?


The first tune that unfortunate children learn is the ringtone.


Birdman competition.

Question: Drop from above.


Blue Ribbon Okuda Family.

Question: Just saying something as simple as 'putting in blueberries.'


My neighbor's daily life.


The artist's name is Takahashi Yoh.


Got two shiny 5-yen coins as change.

Question: I got as good a thing as getting a shiny 10 yen coin as change.


In the last second before Christmas ends.


Did you get my shampoo?

Question: I'll tell you a little white lie for someone going to the salon for the first time.


Having a hard time making friends.


Um...excuse me, thank you so much for your help!


Goichi is at the bottom of the rankings.


A girl falls in love with a guy like me.

Question: I don't like mean girls.


The current WFS dancers.


You chose the small pumpkin, huh? That's me!... Put down the knife.


One page from the magic book.

Question: The person who said 'used tissue' in the most otaku-like way wins.


When eating chocolate-covered nuts, I'm the type to suck all the chocolate off.


fabric softener


Someone took a picture of me in the spring.


Cockroach.


That's not my tire.

Question: What is the tire saying?


In the commercial for Happy Set, they say Let's make sure to eat our vegetables and show corn at the end as a performance.

Question: What is this? or Do they have this?


Grandpa appeared in a dream and said, "Stop burning exam papers


Sanction trip to my cheating father.


A hot spring that works well for people who have been stung by bees.


Okay, show me from the waist down!


Play the TAKEMOTO PIANO commercial over and over again.

Question: Can't the kids sleep? Is there any solution?


Just about to leave after sending my new girlfriend home, suddenly heard her say "wrong".


I'm not saying I won't raise taxes, absolutely not.


I was stretching in the toilet and then the lights went out.


This parking ticket is from three days ago. Won't it cost about 30,000 yen when I pay for it?


Absolutely a trap.


In a world without mirrors, the twins talk to each other assuming they are both ugly.


The opponent used "stampede", Pikachu tried his best...


The name was written on the notebook.

Question: Unbelievable last name.


Let's have a competition,龟! Ah...if I lose, it'll make me feel bad, so let's not, said the rabbit. How about taking a nap instead? Yeah...let's take it easy, replied the tortoise.

Question: I don't like this rabbit and turtle.


Mother of the founder.

Question: I hate this boss from my part-time job.


I hunted.


A smile starts with oneself.

Question: Teach me the manners decided by the manners instructor at McDonald's, please.


God. This person raised their hand at me first. I am the victim.


Take over PriPara.

Question: Tell me a bad thing that you won't get caught doing.


Wow! I made it in time, I made it!


Get us each an extra drink right there.

Question: What special reward did I get when I ate all the curry varieties from COCO Ichibanya in one day?


Keep your forearm parallel!


Miichan, I'll protect you! ROARRRR!!


Are you okay? I'm not sure.


When I first interacted with a girl at an all-boys school.


What the hell was that spark outside? What is it?


I was singing EXILE at karaoke when the members themselves appeared from behind.


I was surprised by how genuine 'Daddy Switch' looked, the first time I saw it in a long while.


Hey, this might be my lost wallet.


In the phantom scene in Spirited Away where the father gets grilled to a crisp.


What's up? Like, what do you want to hear? Maybe five or so people?


Fight the good fight.


Takahiro Fujiwara said, What the hell is going on in this room?! Ugh!


There's something I've been keeping from you guys... actually, your three brothers aren't real brothers.


Will the ratings be okay for the broadcast at 5 PM on Saturday?


There's a hole at the bottom of the bucket.

Question: You told me an unsatisfying story.


The old guy with a public restroom smell wanted to take me.


I'm not sure how many people are involved.


Give and share with each other.


Ignore what these guys say and come play with me!


Dinner is just vegetables.

Question: Can you please say it in eight words?


Got caught.


When you encounter the pet store neighbor


When taking a nap at school, I didn't notice a nail on the desk.


Is this level of happiness really possible?


Tabasco is spicy; cigarettes are bitter.

Question: Tabaco and Tabasco have something in common.


In space, there is no sound.

Question: Examples of things in anime that are naturally there and accepted without any discomfort: opening sequences (op).


My name is John. I am the pen, as they say.


Life is good.

Question: When you think about it calmly, the lyrics are scary.


Oh no, if someone sees me like this...


At the last step of Lego assembly, I realized that the driver I was supposed to install at the beginning had been forgotten.


Interviewer said 'you can wear whatever you want,' but...


I already have three kids.


Can I call you to sleep?


Even on Monday evenings when it's a holiday.

Question: I don't like this crabby Ayako.


Mighty Comedians' Final Year Hammer Blow


I no longer think the pool manager is silly for adding water while the water is draining


I can't find two watermelons.


Class 3-B, three years!


Are you doing it here?


Can I pair up with the frog over there?


A passing NPC suddenly begins to fight you.


Checkmate!


What's the big deal? Don't look at me! I just couldn't make it to the bathroom in time, that's all!


Conduct handwriting analysis on letters in the anonymous complaint box.


Starting a lazy life after a hiatus.

Question: If we take the title of 'Hunter x Hunter' and give it a light novel-style twist, this is what it would look like.


Are you going to eat an apple?


No post-processing, graduation photos, or dating apps.


I got lost and it confused the king.

Question: What was the reason for the decreed seppuku of the blurry samurai ordered from the palace?


This year's typhoon report is intense.


Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.


Cleaning the toilet Step 1: Borrow your roommate's toothbrush


This was the beginning of the job exam hell.


So where's the paper you brought me?


In the midst of Give me wings playing, I saw the pilot escaping on a parachute.


That's too big and hurts.

Question: The world's coolest way to be swept off one's feet.


Dog! The dog has come in!


Hello, your fatty beef roll has arrived.


Met impolite audience at the back of the cinema.


We were singing karaoke with full enthusiasm when the waiter brought in a fruit tray.


Pikotaro says, No no, it's not APPLE, it's APPLE.

Question: Please say something like 'It's curry, not karē.'


Princess warrior, they're telling me to put on armor... How foolish of this invisible knight.


My mom said she often felt me kicking her when she was pregnant with me, but in reality...


Book off, but there aren't any books!


A monkey that had undergone gender transformation came over and I realized it was Nausicaa.


I suddenly remembered that I doodled on the person who was sleeping during the field trip and had to hold back laughter.


With this, even if I'm called Super Mario, I can somehow tolerate it.


Straight men picking lipstick shades on site.


Can't see it


We will carry out.

Question: Drop from above.


My roommate interrupted our video call with my girlfriend.


Please open page 583 of the document in your hand.


Oh, so this is where it starts getting paid?


Hey, it's like a race out there! Just like some random presidential election.

Question: I don't like this rabbit and turtle.


No, selling slaves is illegal now.


Ooh, ooh, it's a Pudding! A pudding has appeared!


Six projectors were turned on simultaneously.


Today, I'm challenging the pool.


Hey NEET, you're gonna mess up your life if you keep slacking off!


I didn't feel even a little excited at all.


Well, today's only got about 43 seconds left so I guess I'll just go ahead and buy the car.

Question: If you have no future dreams, set today's goal.


The student came with their parents after being bullied.


Enemies of the type that show their weakness when all three are destroyed.


Idiot champion.


Half an hour passed, but they still couldn't determine where the injured person was.


Suddenly discovering an ancient tomb, the players spontaneously protected the site.


Keep walking, just me alone.


It has been three days without any cases.


A mysterious food poisoning struck a row.

Question: The reason why桃太郎lost was that the demons were too strong and the island of the demons was too far away.


In mourning for EXIT.

Question: Modernize this idiom.


This is exactly what I want.


Righteous...


You can't blow on the trumpet and wipe it at the same time.


Talking to the villagers, the conversation won't end until sunset.

Question: The newly released game BabaQuest has some typical things about it.


The elements may be the same, but the approach to design is completely different.

Question: The person who said it in the roundabout way got the winning ticket.


First, I'll chop down the tree and make a driver.

Question: I will aim to become a professional golfer, like Yui Kimura.


Seasons.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


I kicked it all the way back from school.


Fashion show in the castle.


With his hands tied to his chest, Doraemon emitted Kamehameha with his face!


Let's become smart patients!

Question: The program name catches fire due to the fall of Johnny & Associates' founder, Hideki Yokoyama.


Finally, after getting my hand pierced, I can hold a bat again.


Fake news.

Question: What's the latest ban in the increasingly strict TV industry?


The opposing lawyer still refuses to budge.


The young man was the type who would fight back if he got hit.


Ouch! Ouch!


Practicing for a practical joke.

Question: Midnight


If we used the TM Revolution song, the wind would come along with it.


Escaped python, here in this place!


Hey, sushi today? Yeah, well my share's always missing. What?! Really? Mine too?


At the school reunion, an unfamiliar friend came up to me and started talking, so I tried to keep my energy level at maximum in order to respond.


Just fill the enemy's blog with pictures of Kita-machi Kaneya.


Salesperson, I'm not interested and no matter how you draw it, I won't buy it.


The prop for the film Saw was up for auction.


Let's change it to marshmallows for the sake of nostalgia.


We were all alive.

Question: Please ruin the lyrics by changing one character.


Aunty, don't you have to work?


Can't see a person's shadow.

Question: Midnight


The progression of the solar eclipse is being represented.


Yes, it's not delivered now. This is the package sent by Dumbledore for you. Please enter the pickup code.


Where did you get the pearls in the boba tea you gave me?


Bookoff, but there aren't any books!


I've been trying to get the waiter's attention, but they haven't come over yet.


I'm about half clueless about the original topic of the question.

Question: I can't help but think I'm getting old.


If you give me 3 stars, I'll tell you the rest of the story.


"Got you!" "I'm caught!"


Homeless, unemployed, poor.

Question: Can you please say it in eight words?


Sorry, master, my ears are still cold.


Hey, listen. My dad is a big shot at this company! Cool, right?Oh, really... that's impressive... by the way, I'm the president of the company.


My first attempt at playing "Eagle Seeks Chicken" was on Hell difficulty.


Regrettably, I thoroughly enjoyed that rookie.


Most people don't know this, but the younger sister is five years or more younger...


What do you think of this choker? Cool, right?


Old lady, be careful! You might catch a cold if you don't cover yourself with a blanket!


Just five more minutes...


Carrot today is not working elegantly again.

Question: If we were to create a Dragon Ball character playing card, what might some of the reading cards be?


Did my dad used to carve sculptures of me? People often say I look like Tove Jansson's younger brother, Per Ulvfors. Uff~


A boy whose half of his face can be seen looks handsome!


Excuse me, would you please step on the white line?


Daddy's Waterbug Medicine (A True Story)

Question: What's the name of the new eye drops that will fully cure any tired eyes?


Oh, you're talking about Mr. Krillin's wife!

Question: Please add a famous catchphrase and make it sound forced for a housewife.


Don't talk; I just saw a white sea urchin.


Kamen Rider Dragon Knight.


A stray metal appeared.


Review notes from the last class in the morning.


I have revived the Dark Lord of Darkness.


"Doraemon, this item can instantly make all the garbage in the room disappear." "Wow, that's amazing..."


Some moldy bamboo shoots that I don't know where they came from popped up by the side of the refrigerator.


What was the kiss like before tackling?


The real-life version of 'Animal Crossing'.


The car seat was stolen and it wasn't noticed.


Harming wildlife is illegal, did you know?


Well, that's multiplication with fractions! You just have to do it, right?


Almost done for the week!

Question: How am I feeling now?


The larva was dug out.


The role of Puzzle is played by Haruma Miura and the role of Shita is played by Kanna Hashimoto.

Question: If we try to include the live-action version of Laputa: Castle in the Sky, this is what might happen.


Whoops! I'm choking.


God damn dragon's idiot...

Question: What's common in magical girl anime when Dragon Ball was one.


I'm hooked on the smell that clings to my fingertips.


Half an hour has passed, and everyone hasn't determined where the casualties are lying yet.


This person is receiving special training to improve their sense of humor.


This is the young Dumbledore as it really was.


Bed bug.


Pigs are divine creatures.


I tried to post a dead ball joke, but it turns out someone had already posted the same dumb joke.


My childhood friend, whom I hadn't seen in 10 years, recommended something that they use in their current job and said, 'It fits perfectly in your hand.'


There are plenty of works I didn't want to do.

Question: I don't want this work to be adapted for live-action.


He/She looks like a sly fox.


What the hell is this Kitty?

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


Apologize properly the next day.

Question: Drunkard's behavior, or Hangover stories.


I am in love with your heart.

Question: A lyric that might be in a love song written by a doctor.


No license to drive! My foot doesn't reach the gas pedal.


Phew... somehow we managed to infiltrate this world, Doraemon.


I'm not good at eating curry.


That's so typical.


Can you believe it? The cat is driving!


You, holding the harmonica for the first time.


My wife came to pick me up on my way home.


Tiger (Faking death, faking death, faking death, faking death.)


I was rear-ended.


Ah? You passed it to me? Where's the ball?


Rubbish.


That mom over there is so cool.


Cutting the peach revealed a devil split in two, and so it was.

Question: Japanese fairy tales Easy mode.


So far, I haven't found her yet.

Question: Gave up.


What's the deal with Sewashi's ancestors?


The principal this year is popular with parents because they speak so briefly.


Here's a sample, please take a look.


The daughters welcomed their bald father back from work at the door.


There are fatalities in the regional qualifying matches.

Question: Did you know that Kimetsu no Yaiba was an anime adaptation of Kekkero?


The actress playing the lead role said Yay! Rich person! Princess decided! in an ad-lib as soon as the glass slipper fit perfectly, so we're going with it.


In exchange, the son shrinks by 1 mm.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when in a tight spot during battle?


Don't look, don't look, don't look.


Oh, I accidentally broke some dishes.


The marathon runners all rushed towards the umbrella store when it suddenly started raining.


Voice of the People

Question: Out of reach.


This guy doesn't have any white parts!


Tumor.

Question: What are some things that become difficult as they get bigger?


Get me some chicken from Okayama.

Question: I don't like this Okayama Prefecture.


I asked for the whole family to come to the class observation and as a result...


I thought it was a dog, but it turned out to be flowers.


I stepped on soap under the water.


Humanization has come this far.


Let's go to Tottori!


Can you deliver the dropped ten yen coin to me?


I am regretting that this year has become a one-year blunder as a comedian. I want to work hard next year to create comedic gold that can enter the Hall of Fame.

Question: Year in Review 2016.


He's been trying to make me laugh for over a week with that same thing.


Wow, Doraemon! I just touched my left hand and right foot for the first time!


Kame called its friends.


Can you take one letter from the title of a famous manga or anime and make it sound interesting?

Question: What is the reason for Detective Conan changing his name to Detective Kogoro?


Honey, you can see the women's bath from here!


The discount coupon got stuck in the wall crack and stayed there until it expired.


GMA (Grandmother)


I lost the key to my bike.


Can you show me how to use LINE?

Question: An ancient person time-traveled to the present day! What was the shocking first thing they said to a modern person?


When you pulled on a loose thread on your clothes with force.


The Fox's Whim


"Are you hiding well?" "Not yet~" "Huh? Are you hiding well?" "Not yet~"


What kind of dinosaur do you look like?


What the hell!

Question: Please say something cheesy.


Hurry up! Did you bring your wallet?


His hands were dry?!) His hands were dry?!) - Flash Fiction "By the Toilet Door"


The rabbit, who is faster, falls asleep in the middle and loses to the turtle.

Question: I don't like this rabbit and turtle.


Wearing gymnastics clothes.


When I encounter someone I'm not very close to.

Question: I want to turn away my eyes, yogurt spilled in my backpack because my dad doesn't know someone is angry at him.


The bad color of the week was yellow-green.


Oh, that was when I was fat.


Touch your chest with your hand while saying 'King's Song'.


My neighbor is looking over really creepily and it's scary.


Instead of making sushi, let's try to make something delicate.

Question: I wonder if this sushi restaurant is a spy maybe?


Cheer up!


In agony, I begged God for mercy desperately.

Question: People with loose bowels can relate.


Man, this is such a dream come true!


Heavy door. Can't open it even with a body tackle.


'Yes!'

Question: Fit in with my surroundings.


Excuse me, sir/madam, it looks like closing time. Thank you for your understanding.


A century-old tree nourishes people.


Parties based on manufacturers.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


Transition of old and new dishwashing sponges.


The overwhelming blur with lots of stars disappeared the next day...

Question: Tell me a scary story you woke up to.


Here you go, this bag matches your clothes perfectly!


This is our concession.


Do you understand? There's a white object moving at high speed on the security camera!


"Sending it back to nature will make it happier, as decided just now in the family meeting."


There was something inside the McDonald's fries.


Supporters are allowed to attend.

Question: Absolutely do not add any new rules to soccer.


Doraemon: I've finally found the bamboo dragonfly I lost as a child


Has anyone started researching whether curry is actually a beverage?


Dad went on a rampage on the way back and had an accident.

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


Toothpaste comes out like this.


The revenge of last week's fired purchasing manager, Yamamoto, has begun.


What did you say? You're really handsome.


The bathtub was blue (in the sense of soap scum).

Question: What should we feature in the introduction for your home's hot spring that has been selected as one of the top 100 in Japan?


Sure, the部长's wife was here right? Look, I bought flowers! How about if I let her spend time with us?

Question: The way to make them say they're done and come back on Monday.


Stamp card

Question: I don't want the service at an unpleasant funeral home.


I am 20 years old and I am 150 cm tall.

Question: I was struck by how much the human body has yet to develop.


I was kicked and misdiagnosed as having both testicles removed, even though I didn't.


Fearless Eagles.

Question: The team name seems really weak.


No one who approaches will be allowed to leave alive, the Black Cap.


The wild raccoon challenged the fight.


Dude, that's hardcore.


Excuse me, I'll take it!

Question: I wonder if this sushi restaurant is a spy maybe?


Wait a minute! This fencing match is unfair! My stick is too short!


Push hard! It's almost out! I can see the head!


I'll do the countdown for the last Heisei era, and I'll be counting down alone in the toilet of a izakaya.


Job ads reflect actual workplace.


In my younger days, they used to call me the boss of this area, but there's a guy in the company who acts like an idiot.| When I was young, people called me the boss around here, but now there's some idiot working at the company who acts like an idiot.

Question: I'm not proud of it.


Got it, yeah!? RIKEN replies, Oh, yes, yes!


Criminal left no fingerprints... but you were the only one wearing gloves all the time, right?


I changed to Pantene.


I'm transparent, but we're making eye contact right now.


Please build it with Nitori.

Question: Please write an article using the word specifically.


They say you were hiding in the bathroom looking like this.


I'm getting the impression that it's not just a form issue, but maybe a difference in muscle strength that my coach is pointing out to me.


Oh, it's Uber Eats.


Oh, I see...

Question: You might think I haven't read it and don't understand, but here's a mind-bending passage.


Despite standing out tall and prominent, there was no pinch point and enemies were defeated without any problems.


You ain't still a kid, are you? I should've caught you if you came down to the country... Hey guys, since I'm watching, go check out the surroundings.


Listen in quietly while repeating aloud.


Look at the sun with a scope and go blind.

Question: Headache-inducing common sniper mistake.


Come out, Mr. Namikawa. It's better to talk to you properly.


To each person, 10,000 stars.

Question: Make everyone happy in 7 words or less.


Customers are gods.

Question: I'm sorry, but we do not offer that service.


I'm thinking of coming on a competition day next time.


And which one do you choose?


The name is Kim.

Question: I don't want this work to be adapted for live-action.


Hey, being round and you going bald don't have anything to do with each other, okay?


The consumption tax rate is 70%.

Question: Please make it feel like a hassle to multiply by seven.


The therapeutic effects of this hot spring stimulate blood circulation in the brain, improving mental clarity, but going overboard can be detrimental.


I heard you have something stuck between your teeth?


The Evolution of Truthful Communication.


Writing makes me feel an intense urge.

Question: Drawing meme.


Are you insured?

Question: Please make the passenger uneasy by your words, you are a taxi driver.


Hold back the almost slipping out naturally.


I was defeated like a fallen warrior.


"No problem, I'm fine."


The sea king's house.


The runner-up protested by taking his trophy due to dissatisfaction with the competition results.


Camera footage.


Are you saying I was eavesdropping? That's disrespectful!


Umm...I'm sorry...I just farted in the ocean...*(cries)*


Red, we're still red. You guys aren't coming. The ones waiting hate you, Red. Yellow, shut up. Red and Blue: Shut up, Yellow.


"After secretly running to that store, he awkwardly discovered that his brothers were all there."


Batman! Take on a new face!


Give them food.

Question: Try making it interesting by putting 'food' in the title or quote!


Chase the moon and get your punishment!


Buttercup, 'It's a new face!'


Dood, can you help me out?


I'm not being abducted by UFOs.


I've never seen such flowers bloom before, but I'm not that interested.


After the advanced toner fell, I quickly lay down to absorb it with my whole body


However, I got caught in a loop.


On the contrary, money is involved.


Put a heat pad on your breasts, honey.


Putting the lives of our citizens first.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Number of résumés written.

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Can you pray for me?

Question: Huh? This guy has religious tendencies. That's his characteristic.


My mom thinks two people might be on the wanted list, right? She said so.


Is this the table you cleaned?


Hug me!


After returning to the forest 30 minutes after spending two days there.


Something unexpected was dug out from between my teeth.


Exercise for 5 minutes and then look in the mirror.


Paper with the writing 'Tai Kick' appeared.


My toe kicked the wardrobe.


Have you seen my mask?


It's gonna turn into takoyaki!


"Wow, sisters, the men's restroom really is different!"


I have never been qualified.

Question: Please share your humble brag.


Pushing our own proprietary specifications hard.

Question: Let me explain it in Haiku style!


I often listen to music with earphones.

Question: People who always have earphones with them tend to do common things.


Please return my pants to me before I get angry.


The daughter who's been supporting the ceiling for three days is a bout to give in.


Hey there! It's us!


I sleep with an omurice pillow.


Starting today, I'll study hard... Without stepping on anyone's toes, Shizuka.


I am not aware of any fact that conforms to the dictates of a particular talent agency.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about television.


The previous child's wish was to have a reindeer sleigh.


The fire burns more and more fiercely.


Did you turn into an antagonist?


Should we give it a shot and see where things go?


Come on, Gogogo! Hurry up and help me out!

Question: You got the character's name wrong.


You went home in the middle of a game of hide and seek!


Dora the Explorer says Roly poly, nyah nyah!


Just as I was about to break up with my boyfriend, he and his guests all started dancing together.


Job market.

Question: I would hate to go to a place if there was a willpower switch.


Neighborhood Cat Doraemon

Question: Title or quote (add ro and make it fun to try out.)


Can the same thing be said of Yoshida Shiori?

Question: Sorry, I can't assist with that.


I will be angry if you do high jump while I am doing push-ups.


Did you see the cherry blossoms bloom? They're blooming, too!


Six months since that piledriver.


Take this guy down, and it's a direct showdown with Trippy in the finals.


From next month, I'll be unemployed.


Will anyone come again to this cat cafe?!


Reminded to curry favor with the referee before the game.


To make Shī Tuó Lǐng great again


Fun friends pop-pop-pop.

Question: I heard a sound that I haven't heard in a decade.


I took a swim in the River of Three Exits!

Question: What is the name of the 300-year-old kappa who started streaming on Tuber?


Just released Kamehameha.


The class next door seems very interesting.


Metabolic syndrome, that's it.


The doctor said it's about a third!


After 20 minutes of tough resistance, I was finally vaccinated.


There are aliens.

Question: I don't like adult stuff.


Eat the cooked food.


Put on the costume and go into the cage.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


Go to sleep.

Question: Something in one word before going to bed.


Don't argue!


Someone is fighting with their nose hair lately.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when in a tight spot during battle?


What did you just say?

Question: Please make a comment as if you had done something wrong.


Last week I ate it, but it was kind of bitter.

Question: Please make a comment with SDGIS attached to it, as if you had a hat on your head.


Later then, take care.


Heartfelt.


After leaving the front door, I realized I didn't have my key and went to retrieve it on one knee still wearing my shoes, but ended up stepping on it with my knee.


I messed around too much with the character creation function.


Finally, I think I understand Crayon Pop's feelings.


Sorry, there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.


You can't defeat the final boss type without destroying its weak points.


The kid's still alive.


Since then, have we believed in anything? Tomorrow is already waiting for us on the other side of the night sky.


A woman running at a speed of 60km/h.


Last night, it was revealed that we went on a wild cabaret spree together.


Someone came to the hotel at night.


Just do it.


The stadium hasn't loaded yet.


Food delivery man...


$10 for 2 books.


Hey! There's a girl in this class who isn't wearing anything now!

Question: How can you tell whose pants one of the girls in class left behind in the dressing room?


Smooth relationship building.

Question: Why Tarao speaks in polite language.


Takeshi and Shizuka, tragically meet their end. Stay tuned for the next episode, "The True Culprit Revealed!"


Are you alone too?


Geez, give me some time to think about it! I'll consider it by next year!

Question: Happy birthday! Can you please say something (it doesn't matter what it is)?.


From the second floor to the elbow.

Question: Please give it your all.


girlfriend during the dating period and girlfriend after getting married


Roasted or grilled food.

Question: I thought in Japanese.


The big pig carries the rider.


You can't comment without logging in.

Question: The funny part is here, where I'm being silly.


Listen up! The true identity of the blackmailer, the bespectacled butterfly tie elementary school student.

Question: The last word spoken before dying.


Victoria's Secret style mask.


Oh yeah! You got it!


Are the batteries dead?


Just wear this for now like they told me.


Fix your uneven shave, honey.


I saw that the Prius was parked properly.

Question: Happy moment #556,743.


The remote control switch is difficult to turn on.


Looking down the straw of milk tea, I discovered the frightened pearl king.


Great, I didn't bring any paper!


The victim struggled desperately, but the suction of the toilet was too strong.


Please look, these are my feet.


In the Chinese version of Stand by Me, three people died while trying to steal rails.


Sorry, I can't assist with that.


Are you still awake? You should go to bed already.


Honey, that's about it.

Question: It's a common thing for ponchins to do.


Katsu, you know too much.


Well boy, come on out from wherever you are!


Hey Godzilla, I told you to grab the third eye, didn't I!!


Geez...Geez...It must be really tough for you to climb up all those stairs, huh?


Aiko has really been pushing the envelope.


I believe it's one-of-a-kind.

Question: Can you please tell me the trick to being funny?


Enormous!


The undercover informant decided to disguise himself.


Chapter 3 multiplayer started.


Ze, are you going to disinfect your entire body with alcohol before?


The ball was hit.


Child (awww!) Dog (woof).


Hey, you'll know by the look on my face. You're on this side too.


In the Underworld Cafe.

Question: Can you please tell me the name of a maid-themed cafe that you absolutely don't want to visit?


I got an email from a friend saying they're going through a breakup.


I definitely heard the sound of flatulence.


It's your cherry jam, dear.


Queenie hit me and I got a maggoty nose.

Question: I felt the fear of ignorance.


Wow, you really know how to make my heart flutter ❤


What time is it still drawing over there?!


Master! I'm so sorry, but I won't be able to accompany you to the pet hospital as we agreed.


Oshinko is Japanese for preserved radish.

Question: Please convey my message with the phrase 'one in many' to them now.


The name is decided by the attitude, Pumpump.


What the heck, I can see what looks like a bullet on the other side of the lens.


I want to take your temperature but I'm afraid of getting infected from you.


This is an easy job to filter living bouncy slime. It's a relaxed workplace. Beginners are welcome!


Would you mind checking? I'm just making sure there's no mistake with your husband.


Shimura Ken was the one who came up with 'Goo' first.

Question: A person who knows some irrelevant etymology wins.


Who will help me get a box of chalk?


Let's go to the register.


If it looks delicious, I lose.


I think I'll return the baby rabbits I raised to the forest soon on June 5th.


Toy Story 5


Wait a minute, I just baked a cake.


Wow, that kite is so big, maybe it can drag the person flying the kite up too!


Ten minutes late? No, I actually showed up 23 hours and 50 minutes early...

Question: Can you help me come up with an excuse for being late to work?


NHK is a public broadcaster.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about television.


An old man is teaching her what she looked like before she transitioned!


The portrait falls down behind every closing door.


I never expected that only the white part of Oreo would be stolen...


Mean old lady in her youth.


From the questioner with a rating of 3 stars, everyone gets a star.

Question: Please experience the feeling of hopelessness.


The news is that there is an opening in the zodiac due to the resignation of a horse today.


What do I have to say for you to understand? This is not a dog.


I've got everything ready and was about to leave when I realized I forgot my mask.


From the top of the slope, pushing Clara's wheelchair made it go down at a speed that made me laugh involuntarily.


Xiao Ming didn't give the visiting teacher a chance to get off the car.


Sexual enhancement pills...


The cat side of the traffic light is green.


Thought it was a boys' school, but it's different.


Sexy charmer.

Question: In zombie movies, the one who always gets killed.


I can't seem to find Dragon Ball anywhere.


It's payday today.


After greeting your teacher who was lying on the desk affectionately, you took them as your deskmate.


Yes! For real?


I updated to iOS 7 and the ringing sound for my Seiko watch disappeared, which really worried me. But then I selected Classic in the settings and everything went back to normal!


Hey, look, you always give me those annoying looks, don't you?


Three months left of my cat's life - paying back her kindness.

Question: Can you please add 'three months to live' to all the titles and dialogue and make it melancholic?


How many stars can I collect until I am eliminated?


Bang!


Can you charge my phone, please?

Question: In situations like this, it's tough to have a power outage.


I bought a color copier.


How many pet shops are left in the city, nyaa?


A trainer who doesn't fight.


I didn't glue the plastic model together properly with superglue.


Lonely conference.


Doctor, am I going to be okay?


Nuclear fusion reactor.

Question: What did the genius 10-year-old student create during summer vacation?


Brown-haired mail delivery.

Question: Just got annoyed for a little bit.


You're on your first errand and you've noticed something.


Backed by Ultra-Man.

Question: Please make a show that seems boring by taking only one word from the program name.


Looks naked with thin glasses.


We agreed to take a taxi together.

Question: Please say something cheesy.


Act like you know what you're doing and just do it yourself. Don't tell me what to do, Mr. Baldy. Understood.


They are Precure.


Sometimes eating out is nice.


The groundhog's reaction seems a bit sluggish today.


Come here, both of you! Alright, I know who the culprit is that drank up the milk.


Today is peaceful again~.


I'm using the photo where I became a poster 60 years ago as my profile picture still now.


Left the entrance without contacting me after going out for drinks.


You're so energetic even though you're not feeling well ❤


How was the Ohaguro Tsukasa Encyclopedia created? I'm going to investigate.


You have to take out the guys on both sides first before the attack will be effective against this type of boss.


Don't take my slippers away!


I finally found the store clerk who could wrap my present nicely.


This is why men prefer to marry slender women.


The teacher who was supposed to be on a business trip somehow came back.


I bet you were excited for the beach trip, huh? Too bad!


We successfully captured the moment of transforming into Super Saiyan.


Billions of taxes being extracted from one billion people.

Question: Please say something like a billion stars falling from the sky.


People who refuse to buy shopping bags.


A tired adult stuck their face in the baby gate at work.


If a nurse like this were around, the patient's lower body would get too much blood flow and they might suffer from cerebral anemia or hypoxia!


扔出一颗球

Question: Please consider new sports for the Tokyo Olympics.


Monday's Devil


The teacher began asking students by name.


Where is the place where sky and sea meet?


The last scene is where Kintaro sacrifices his own life to stop the meteorite by stretching his body out.

Question: Please add an episode of感动 that makes people across America cry, as moving as the story of Kimi-taro.


An average old man.

Question: What does a grown-up daughter of a man become?


If we get into Kyoto University, we'll be brothers! they said. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ... Oh man, I blew it...

Question: Please support me in my goal to attend Kyoto University.


The mosquito was so angry when it was stung by the brutal humans from its perspective.


I want to become a biologist, Kikuko Hamaguchi.


Yes, 'Mr. Makoto Matsukawa' is the best at landmine clearance.


The person who jumped the queue is so annoying.


Hi everyone! It's Muska! This is Morse code! I'm already gone! See you later!


I'm not really fond of konnyaku miso.

Question: The trigger for you to become foot-oriented.


Red point alert on the well.


Infrared camera photos taken.


Last BBQ restaurant.

Question: Please add three letters to the title of that famous painting and make it chaotic.


Check your urine in the toilet, not here.


What took you so long, Louise?


You can sell this on Amazon, right?


This personal trainer really lacks persuasiveness!


Chasing after the stars today as well.

Question: A common thing on the new show 24/7 Police Blunders.


Too many hot dishes; I'll go for seconds.


The event at the sports meet is Russian Roulette.


Transition to five categories.

Question: What should I do during Golden Week?


Broke my deskmate's basketball.


The gum on my face refuses to be peeled off no matter what I do.


Is the seat comfortable for sleeping or not?

Question: What's the difference between the House of Representatives and the Senate?


Why? Why does it happen that way?

Question: Please discreetly let it be known that you are a returning native.


Please refer to the manual.

Question: Did you pull a fast one on me?


I don't like coffee not only because it's bitter.


The peel of banana tastes pretty good.


On September 1st.


Where the creatures live.

Question: Elegant retirement home.


The arm of the bronze statue made by an expert in clay sculpture has come off.


The 16 words on the racetrack drew everyone in. Great players have power. You understand, right?


Ugh, that old lady got lost again.


The first day after buying life insurance.


Use rock salt.

Question: This sumo stable is stylish~ What kind of sumo stable is it?


Pioneer of mosaic.


Blow the lid off.

Question: What happens when a man is noticed by a woman?


Can play Othello too.

Question: Can you teach me a chess hack that even someone who doesn't know the 6 crowns of Fujii Satoshi would understand?


I weigh 9 tons!


Are you the boss?


I've met a lot of interestingly different people.

Question: The result was hilarious after I tried being silly.


Leaves you pick up turn into leaves, you know.


Pet developers say This should sell, right?


Naniya likes herself too much, it's annoying.


Class 3B, Mr. Kimoto.

Question: Can you please change one letter in the title of that famous work and make it more vivid?


You look like you have nothing better to do!


One-hundred-man unit.


The talkative classmate who just talked big has come out after getting vaccinated.


Okay, cool.

Question: What do you call the clothes that mom bought?


Can you tell by looking at it? This is zero calorie!


Today has started again.


Sorry, I don't feel well. Can I go back to work?


Drunk and slurred, I submitted a blur.

Question: Don't try this at home, it's dangerous.


Pikachu.


The runner who took off early was knocked down by the judge's signal.


In 1941, in Berlin, inspecting troops.


I can't drop out because I still have lots of money on my dining card.


What's the catchphrase?


Modern apartment.


You can't let mommy take care of it.


Lost my balance.


Breastfeeding training is over.


Add a little peek of mom's mochi yaki.

Question: Name of a dish that seems to exist but doesn't.


Kids who can't go hiking, aww... it's youuuu!!!


Oh no! It's Ace Face, the sneakiest face in town!


The cure only saves one person... Let me live!


The mosquito that I thought I crushed flew away between the wrinkles.


I've never played more than 10,000 hands.

Question: In chess, the weakness of an expert who can read even ten thousand moves ahead.


I won't give up.

Question: Add one letter to a famous song and make it something completely different.


I switched from onigiri to sandwich, and as a result...


Wow! I slept in too long! Today is my own funeral!


The fish pulled away the fishing rod.


EgasyZone: Easy Zone


Did you just laugh at my beloved little socks? You did, didn't you? Hey! Answer me!!!


I had some bad stuff removed from my body through spiritual healing.


Hey, turn towards me, things are really heating up over here!


In the halftime locker room, I shouted to my teammates, Let's go hard!

Question: They made a dig at Dragon Quest! What did I do?


nettle-like

Question: Kororo is the first president and Onecoyo is the second president with cat-like abilities.


A couple checked in next door to the hotel.


Snorting snot into the wall really hurts.


Hearing the doorknob turn and quickly covering your phone with homework


Okay, if you want to join the zodiac, bring me cheese every night.


After summer vacation, I dyed my hair blonde, but the blonde delinquent had turned it back to black.


Don't bet on whether it's gas or diarrhea when you're not feeling well in your stomach.


It's cruel.

Question: Please don't change any single word of the song title or lyrics.


Jam!


The strength of becoming strong on your own.

Question: What gives ugly guys the edge over good-looking ones?


Drinks are free and the frozen food is delicious! Let's play Nintendo 64 together.

Question: Can you teach me how to invite someone to a hotel?


Table tennis referee.


The toilet is okay, the sign is on.


No news to report today.


Summer has passed and I've gotten too much sun.


Fortunately, my friend reacts slower than me.


Okay, show me from the waist down!


The water bugs are terrible.

Question: Please tell me Cinderella's hidden autumn secret.


Take photos of food before meals.


Password Strength: High.


There are no seats available at McDonald's.


It's 2020, not ZOZO.

Question: Please say something like 'It's curry, not karē.'


Whistle down the drain.


Typically I do afternoon practice, but during exam periods, club activities are off and I can play.

Question: Daytime break antics.


Born from a wooden bench.


There is risk.


We are using electricity generated by火力发电 (thermal power generation).

Question: If the polar bear vending machine said mean things, it would be unpleasant.


Google Maps is really useful.


The referee used Conan's watch anesthetic gun.


Carefree and unconcerned.

Question: I really don't feel like reading the opening sentence of an old folktale.


The black pen tip of the five-colored gel pen shot out instantly.


When metabolism slows down, belly fat accumulates! So am I going to cry even more tomorrow?!


Seaweed, egg, and fish allergy.


The inflatable doll is rather crude.


After getting 13 points and feeling sorry for the opponent, I gave them 7 points but still lost.


炸毁NHK

Question: Who would you compare to a versatile person?


Finally expelled the dry stool from the body


The brothers looked appetizing as they studied ancient history for a moment.


The seat is too high.


When your friend tells you to just have one bite.


Fled and then turned oneself in.


Open this scissors and show it to the camera clearly.


Hey, I'm doing a impressions of Ryozan Kankichi!


The criminal has been caught.


The person taking photos outside, please come in and dial a phone number for me. Thanks.


Hey there! You're welcome here!

Question: Please make the passenger uneasy by your words, you are a taxi driver.


Extraterrestrials in low-budget films.


Transformed indoors and bumped my head.


YESSSSS!

Question: Can you rephrase that in a cool way, like the ocean is calm?


My wife's husband's spouse is my wife, right?

Question: Something that shohei koizumi might say.


Next is the face.


Can you understand, Jayko? You're not human just because you don't have common sense.


A woman from Daito Ward.


Animal welfare organizations have recently gotten involved with insects as well.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when he summons 2,000 kanbun to his allies in combat?


The details of the Baumkuchen are amazing.


There is no toilet paper.


To survive, beards evolved.


Grandpa apologized with effortless movements after I broke my favorite mug when I got home.


Xiao Mei's husband.

Question: Show this to a foreigner who has been in Japan for one week and they will go crazy.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.

Question: Can't help but cheer for these racehorses, names in katakana with no more than 9 characters.


Went for military training while wearing a mask.


The new chocolate ice cream seems more like it wants to be eaten by the son.


Manzanita sharpens the man.


The strongest wind instrumental department in the world.


There are no other condiments available.

Question: Why do you put sesame oil in soba noodles?


I opened it because the prize for the Bingo I won said it was two dish scrubs.


Move before Ultraman destroys it.


Math class after P.E.


Customers are experiencing stomach pain after being recommended Flying Get before the meat is cooked, and it's happening repeatedly.

Question: A member of AKB48 owns a barbecue restaurant, which seems likely.


I came out, but I don't know the way back.

Question: How do I get to Manako Lake?


The young female teacher loses her words to the students who cheat so brazenly, but she continues to pressurize them by getting closer.


First drink, fifth drink, eighth drink.


A game you can't play if you get wet.


Run! That old lady looks like she's about to blow up!


Find out where the portrait came from.

Question: When I ran into the asker on the street, something that's common would happen.


Sorry, I couldn't hear clearly just now because there was too much earwax.


Hey! Quit playing on your phone and get out here already!


Doctor, can my horse's foot be treated? I'm still a crab-handed!


Run and Gun

Question: A name for a gun that seems like it should exist, but doesn't.


Trust.

Question: What convenience store items are surprisingly absent?


The remaining lives in standby mode


Wow, the same pattern as my back.


I am listening to loud Buddhist chanting through bone conduction.


Got me banished to the balcony for mischief and then tried to attack with annoying sounds by scratching on the glass.


Avatar.

Question: Title or quote (add ro and make it fun to try out.)


He performed a coin trick, but no one cared.


I am definitely not suspicious.


Similar


Can I get a different color if I bring my Mac?

Question: Please make a comment with SDGIS attached to it, as if you had a hat on your head.


Let's go on a hunt.


Hi Fujimin? Who is that?


Finally got a bar in Tetris.


Mr. Natsume said he'd be back right away after handing in his manuscript, didn't he‽


The mole who helped me back then!


Our cat learned Megahorn.


A mirror that can lie


Give my hallway back!!!!


Next time you come for a meal, bring money.


Pool math after swimming.


Right after the temperature dropped.


"I hope you don't mind me staying up late tonight."


Seems like they're not angry!


My grandma's go-to joke is The Simpsons.


I passed the first round of an audtion for Golgo 13 that I have no memory of applying for.


The foolish Sato shows the wisdom of humanity.

Question: What kind of exhibit would Yoshimoto do at the Osaka Expo?


Is there a ball that can't be caught, even with a glove ready to receive it?


The natural face of Truth's mouth.


I remember all the way up to when I arrived in Africa.


Did someone call?


Acne.

Question: California summer loves peanut butter, but she has some problems.


Please raise taxes more.


Keep an eye on my New Year's money for me, please.

Question: A person of bad credit cannot obtain a cell phone contract.


The key to the car I got as a prize broke.


Ugh, I forgot the lyrics!


We adults will create a peaceful and prosperous country where children can sleep peacefully.

Question: Can't the kids sleep? Is there any solution?


Phew, I'm glad it's over with just my arms...


Watermelon Cutting


Do you need paper?


Um... I think I won't leave home after all.


Crumple cans like this for better recycling!


Hello, this is Takioka Kumastel.


Eat

Question: I don't like this Ultraman.


I can't stop thinking about the one sheet of paper left on the copy machine at the convenience store.


It doesn't have cat ears.

Question: I was struck by how much the human body has yet to develop.


Non-fiction.

Question: I absolutely do not want to watch any horror movies.


So you're saying we can't lose anymore, right?


Let me through, my friend is dying.


Just unzip it and the elephant will be done!


I bonked my little finger on the corner of the machine.


I made a color copy by mistake.


Kiyotaka Hachiro, unable to win with soda anymore, gets angry.


Leaving behind regret for saying goodbye to Grandpa and Grandma from the car window goes too far.


Hey! You're trying to scam me, right?


Meow, right in the eye!


I don't like the bad feeling I get from watching the preview for the final episode of George the Monkey.


I was told that saying 'I'm considering it' will usually get me by.


The criminal is now struggling with what to do with the kidnapped person.


The snake-like thing on my forehead is messy, messy, messy.


Wow, that's really interesting!


Handcycle (electric-assist, tricycle for adults with disabilities, etc.)

Question: Please add some strange rules to the race.


Mike! Find Beaver!


Sun was floating a soccer ball with his superpower, so before he could be caught, he compressed it back to nothing with his superpower.


I forgot how many pages I've read.


Oda Nobunaga started the Gion Corner.

Question: Make me say 'Grrrrrrrr!!!!'


Wow, can really endure it.

Question: Can you tell me some tips on how to hold back a sneeze?


Check the contents of the refrigerator with a sense of curiosity.


A worker found a mouse at the bottom of a barrel of fat-free agent.


The upper half is a segway, the lower half is a running track.


A discussion about the wife's strengths.


Making trading cards of my ex-boyfriends throughout the years.

Question: What did he do that made you want to strangle him?


The new alarm clock is counting down!


The person who gave me the star will have good luck come dancing in.

Question: On the edge of being allowed.


Mom, eat breakfast! Just this much is okay!


Five years on a deserted island - will I become an inhabitant of a populated island?

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


Since college, my friend and I from the Famicon research circle have made it a staple pose to write the traces of the crosskeys when saying Hay Cheese.


That's not subtle! It's Fire Nom!


I'm terrible at putting in contact lenses.


I hear that there's a lot of white area over there.


It's up to you whether to believe it or not.


What a mere trifle feet are! That's something great people just don't understand!


Excuse me, it looks like you have soy sauce that you haven't paid for.


Now the teacher will flip through one by one to confirm!

Question: How can you tell whose pants one of the girls in class left behind in the dressing room?


Is the size going to get bigger from now on, given the current state?


A newborn puppy abandoned by humans was raised by dolphins and believed itself to be one too.


When taking a shower, I always feel like a musician.


Sorry, my shoulder hurts from walking too much. Can I rest for about an hour? After that, I'll go to your place.


I opened Mr. Teacher's journal quietly and there was a photo of my cosplay on the first page.


Out of here!


Three-second rule.


Hey there!


Don't mind.

Question: Please say something that won't motivate me.


Hikari is similar to Aya-sama.

Question: Tell me an average lie, please.


Mini tacos have been made.

Question: Please don't leave the fairy tale unfinished.


Should I save first?


That's not the view of the bridge, you know.

Question: Rutina Itaya is furious.


Bring me the Mona Lisa.

Question: What is an appropriate lyrics for a picture song?


She introduces me as 'grandma is here.'

Question: What will the Dragon God do if I gather 7 Drago Balls?


Nine characters confirmed to appear.


The water is from the tap.

Question: What should we feature in the introduction for your home's hot spring that has been selected as one of the top 100 in Japan?


Mr. Tanaka, who is retiring tomorrow, is too arrogant!


I left my bag behind.


Tropical storm came, so I'll air dry stuff indoors for now.


Mom showed me some old pictures from long ago.


You're kidding me!

Question: Please say something cheesy.


Can I eat something crunchy like that?


Delayed decision.


Indian Rocks


Member of the price theory society.

Question: Someone is better off paying taxes.


The secret to Domino's pizza being delivered in 20 minutes.


Hitting the forehand practice.


The first half was a grind as a salaryman, but after quitting it wasn't great. Since starting to get senile in September, I've been lucky to meet so many interesting people and have been happy.

Question: Year in Review 2016.


Invisibility Technique


No matter how many times he comes back, he's not used to the system at this store.


I didn't work, but I stared at my hands.


The whip is too long to reach.


I accomplished my first day of diet, so I deserve a reward.


Hey buddy, look out! There's a rock stuck in the left side there!


Hey there, you're doing great!


You'll feel like you're making the most of your time.

Question: The unexpected benefits of doing things by being foolish.


I'll add two more sentences briefly.


The appearance of Shin Matsuo Akira.

Question: The events that occur after the death of Takeshi Matsuo.


Hey, check it out! Akie has crashed the Diet meeting!


Playing basketball with friends before and after girlfriend comes.


We finally signed the peace treaty, but cats are always up to something.


Good morning!


Job cut.

Question: Knock knock!


Mario on Jupiter

Question: Try adding the character 'tree' to titles or quotes for an interesting twist.


Elderly care and child support improvement plan.


I am the most dazzling one.


Shot down the chopper, but it's okay, right...


Hey, hurry up and take the picture! But seriously, is this really what you guys want for your graduation album?


Hexagon.

Question: Can you change the name of the passenger by one character and let me know?


In the quiz show QuizMillionaire, the champion from another station answered the first question, which was the reading of the word Hagi as Ogi, and unfortunately lost.


Hehe, we're not quite a pair yet, huh?


Looks like he didn't fit in with Red Bull overseas and had to flee.


Anyway, the thesis has been finished.


Okay, watch this - I'm picking up the desk without using my hands!


Please! Can I have five thousand yen?


Straight men always take photos that drive their girlfriends crazy.


Double jump.


Hey furniture store, can I get this width of dresser? Hey honey, I was crossing my arms just now, but are you okay?


UNICEF summoned magic.


The bottom has come off.


Alright you guys, put the ball in here!


I just want to scroll, but I accidentally gave it a 2-star rating and now I can't delete it.

Question: Something sad happened because of my stupid mistake.


Walking club.

Question: Ten things that are common in extracurricular activities at high school in Japan.


The title of the award-winning work is 'Maybe It Leaked!'


An office worker with no background.


The guy in the RPG game who won't let you pass without a specific item.


I had a feeling this was going to happen the moment we met Conan.


That's a nice ass.


When a guy discovers there's a bug in the urinal


Excuse me, is it okay to eat raw onions here?


None of the bananas were ripe yet, about the same age as third graders in elementary school.


Red is the designated cheerleader, everyone else is supporting.


Ghost tag is different than what I know.


Real-ization of 'Baymax' - Bringing Healing to You.


What's up with that face!


The brothers experience the humiliation of having their heads pulled and being reduced to a pot of ornamental plants after being defeated by Medusa.


I'm performing a magic trick where I transform a handkerchief from my mouth, but the audience isn't looking this way.


Yes, change the order of the four fried pork cutlet rice I just placed to three.


Koalas also fall from trees.

Question: Can you tell me an Australian idiom?


Hair sometimes sways in the wind.


Grandma sells wheel sets.


I came dressed thick, even though it's summer.


I don't understand. Let me get some protein.


Motivation switch


The male Marick does this to appeal to the female Marick.


I have an important task that I need to rely on you for.


A smile, to go.

Question: I'm sorry, but we do not offer that service.


The hands that were brought in smelled bad.


Scary gorilla with a smile.


Unveiling my fresh moonwalk.


Here's the principal's poison gas.


After appraising 500 one-yuan bills,


How about thinking seriously about your future instead of just playing games all the time? Your savings have gone down significantly.

Question: A smartphone with 50% charge would say this, I think.


Looks like your ass is hanging out, you're wearing pants, ya know.


Waited for an hour running excitedly and still couldn't see the sea.


I was hospitalized for 3 days with this.


At the time, I thought they looked dark, but upon further reflection, it was nighttime and there was no electricity, so maybe they were actually white.

Question: Conan dropped an explosive statement.


Did you do it for the first time?


Really, really, really, really make sure it's a lion.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


The knee bomb was more than I could imagine.


Miracle of One Pine Tree

Question: Can you rephrase that in a cool way, like the ocean is calm?


Honey, that's even better than mine!


The slap described in the book was too real.


Haha! Her contact lens fell off!


I lied to my wife that I was working, and I was actually hanging out with some young girls from the company at karaoke. Then, by chance, my wife came in the wrong room.


I don't need it, I don't need it.


The tired younger brother who fell asleep while playing, the older brother wants to gently pick him up and take him home without waking him up.


Hey everyone! I got hit! Well then!


Can you lend me a hand?


Give it here, the ball thrown at me hit my head and was a strike.


No matter how much it falls off, it will grow back.


On a winning streak at the pachinko parlor.

Question: In situations like this, it's tough to have a power outage.


Comic book villain.


After my teammate typed a "?" on the public screen, I felt unsure about what to do next.


The gate of the laser pen factory.


The thief pressed the flashlight with his hand.


I said 'Let's do H♥ just once, for the hell of it', and they responded 'Hmm, I don't know... If we're going to do it outside, that's okay' because it's something we've done before.


Dear Joseph, Happy New Year! I've had a makeover. Ultimate Life Form Kars.


Amuro got hit back twice as hard.


I'll take it.


Yuzu, who kept saying she needed to go to the bathroom, suddenly fell silent


The doctor looked at the urine bag and said, "You must have drunk less water today."


You're talking about me behind my back, calling me 'the tip of the mayonnaise bottle'.


In the bathtub, I recharge my chakras.

Question: Even though I know it doesn't make sense.


Sorry, all the bugs were eaten by me when I got up early.


The magnetic force of men is amazing.


Hey boss, if you like them that much, why don't you compromise and try raising alpacas? It'd be cool, right?


Going out right after washing your hair in winter.


$80, shipping $20, or $100 with free shipping.


Can't Miyagawa Daisuke open the parachute for me?


We were having a party on a houseboat and I'm completely sober now.


Buy out with canned tuna before the deadline.


Is this okay, PTA?


Umm... it seems like no one has noticed yet that George is the protagonist of 'Find George'.


Overuse of gunpowder caused the land to sink.


Can you call the chef who made this?


What the people of the past imagined the Earth to be.


Don't be greedy.


He is 1.8 meters tall.


I get nervous when the person in front of me at karaoke sings the only song I know.


A toy where you pass the ball back and forth for 200 rallies.


Too obsessed to sell.

Question: What's the title of a book that's too obsessive and can't sell?


Selfie stick


Leonardo da Vinci.


Study hard.

Question: What should be the ultimate goal for the people?


When seen from the front, certain parts are hidden in the art of illusion.


Everything except the things that aren't there.


The quartermaster said he had never deducted supplies.


Man, humans sure do enjoy themselves.