There is the name Joseph Josephster on the passenger list.

Question: I don't like this airplane.


Can you just tell me who ate it first?


Don't write anything stupid in my book.


The difference between experienced professionals and newbies when smelling their boss's fart.


I can't brag about it.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when in a tight spot during battle?


Xiaozhi said he would challenge the gym with this tomorrow.


We passed the baton in the relay, but they're not running.


Hey, it's the tuna you helped me with yesterday. Would you mind helping me out again today?


My ex-girlfriend lent me a muffler that my older brother just gave her. That was the first gift my current girlfriend gave me.

Question: Now that I can say it.


People who play paintball while at war.


Let's go! I want to eat curry udon! Um... but today is me... It's okay. You shouldn't be afraid.


Stand by for special instructions.


But the knot won't come undone.


airy child

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


I feel a sense of emptiness after finishing it, like 'What was I even doing, me...'

Question: It's a common thing to blank out during rock-paper-scissors.


Doctor Mario Level 32.


Hair skipped the shave


The dragonfly won't stay still for me.


Do you have data like that?


I am a powerful person at Softbank!


Severe pain shoots through my shoulder at 40.


Takeshi Fujii's shogi book.


Congress Members Who Sleep Get Hit in the House of Representatives.

Question: What is the name of the tour that boasts an incredibly popular reputation?


After securing the first place, everyone else lined up behind me.


Spoke to the person I talked to during the day at night.

Question: They made a dig at Dragon Quest! What did I do?


Trying to crack an egg with one hand fails.

Question: I can't help thinking that this must be the same dish I practiced the day before in cooking实习.


The dorm teacher has finally left.


Mom has just finished mopping the floor.


Let's pile on, Gadget Z!


I asked Santa for a telescope.


Seems like the spirit that possessed Ayako Kobayashi has left.

Question: Starting today, it's the new school year. Can you please give me a funny lie related to April Fool's Day?


Come on, Tom!


Pro-level player returns to the beginner's village


When I was young, Mr. Yoshi was my teacher.


Let's make your desire to wear women's clothes come true by saying Let's do it now! ♡ and helping you out!

Question: When I ran into the asker on the street, something that's common would happen.


Serious mood at 4 AM.


The fortune teller at the countdown for today said, 'It's going to be a stressful day. If you shine a wizard at the president, it will bring good luck.' I can't forget those words.


The racket was too sharp and shaved off my teammate's hair.


Is there a boundary here? This is my private property, owned by me! It's okay if it's our team, but the other side can't just come in.


Just be quiet and listen closely.


Disneyland.

Question: Add one character to the place name and make it interesting.


Ryuichi came in.


I'm getting my teeth brushed by Ijiri Okada in a video.


When a person who understands the obscure jokes appeared.

Question: I feel a little happy when I'm being silly.


The props were collected, but the door didn't open.


Whoa! Wanted!


Don't come and get it yourself after you chop it down, and don't bring friends either.


They claim it's a Freeza costume.


Garbage day where the trash didn't burn.


Here, training children for pull-ups produces excellent results.


Despite appearances, they're trying to stop me from punching someone in the face with all my might.


I'm home early. I want to take a bath and relax.


Ah, I feel refreshed.


I can't figure out the direction of the upperclassmen in calligraphy club.


After mistakenly writing my own name in the Death Note, I'm determined to enjoy the rest of my life.


Just touching the knuckles can tell it's pork bits!


Super Missile Grandpa.


Discovered Radon Hot Springs.

Question: What is the great achievement of a housewife?


I came home to find the air conditioner was left on


Sure thing! I love horror movies so I'll watch anything, you look great!

Question: I absolutely do not want to watch any horror movies.


Hey, that's not right! This is different!


This parents' meeting is really something!


Is there life insurance I can sign up for today?


Pocky eats the chocolate part completely before eating the pretzel part.


Hey mom! Just a sec!


I appeared in the Cats musical produced by Shiki Theatre Company.


Senior in college.

Question: Can you teach me something that doesn't exist but is likely to be found in a middle school?


Can't remember my father's name.


I saw a giant scallop just now!


Long ago, dragons and grandmothers divided the world in two.

Question: The newly released game BabaQuest has some typical things about it.


I made KK after the live-action HK, but it got an R-18 rating.


In the last two seconds of Christmas.


Sorry, I can't help you with that.

Question: I love spicy food, do you have any recommendations?


Panties doubled.

Question: McDonald's finally introduces all-night McDonald's service! What does it include?


The chess world is tough. I'll do whatever it takes to win. If my opponent is strong, I'll show them my bulging muscles on my forehead.


Cast List for Disney's Live-Action Adaptation


Mrs. Soup fell down.


Hey, who the hell is that? What's this Miichan about? Look at me. You won't forget about this Nobuo, will you?


Just released.


Do you have a drill?


I really dislike little plum fellow appearing on TV.


The filming scenery of a karaoke PV.


Orange juice with pulp was forgotten to shake before drinking.


Hey! Sorry, but you can't touch that without permission.


It's a 15-minute program.


Low note.

Question: Something is missing from the land of dreams.


Can you hear me? It's me from the future! I'm talking directly to your brain, but I don't know the answer. Sorry about that. Bye.


Bro, seriously? You're an idiot. One person has the power to stop a baseball or soccer game, you know that?


The person with decision-making difficulties is playing rock-paper-scissors.


My cat friend who came to the front door carrying printouts seemed to have been sick with a cold from Cat School.


I can't seem to finish the last drop of soda in this can.


No matter how many times I say it, they still don't understand, so this dribble was allowed.


I tried to trick them by showing them a mouse and they acted strange the next day.


The gloves tore within a few days.


Several Lives Ago - The Battle in Roppongi Edition.

Question: What's the title of the song that I think won't sell well?


Keep my shoes here, and bring me a pack of fries


Congratulations on turning 18!


The first person to hand in the exam paper after the exam.


Um, nobody's going to the after-party?


I received a lot of notifications on Twitter.


Gold Medal, Lee Medal, Park Medal.

Question: What's this thing called Kim Medal? Is it not a gold medal?


New iPhone commercial drives 200% sales increase.


Teacher, come out!


Haku says, You can't look back.千寻 responds with Huh? Clunk.

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


The world is so cute with its 'u'.


Until this year, I will use the lifelong wish I have saved.


The supervisor is shaking with fear.

Question: A common thing in horror movies.


Tommy from the Yamaguchi family.

Question: Please change the you in the lyrics to Jimi.


A chestnut that hasn't felt the pain of hitting the ground yet.


Are you kidding?


What size should I get for my girlfriend?


I hear someone saying Gaddem from over there.


Hey, let's go to the Haberhaus!


Brown tube TV test pattern.


That country will change too.

Question: Changing your heart will change your actions, changing your actions will change your habits, changing your habits will change your personality, and changing your personality will change your being.


Star -> Three Stars -> Three Stars with a Circle.

Question: Try saying 'human being on fire'.


Persons under possession are prohibited from entering.


While playing, the ball rolled down the hill and hit an old lady, spilling fruit with it. I picked up both the ball and the fruit and brought them back home.


The slime looks like it wants to be friends and is looking at me.


Back when I was just starting out as a street fighter, Kazuya said.


Drop some money.


Wanted to check her phone, so tried unlocking it with a gorilla's face.


Hey! Camera guy, taking pictures! One plus one is!


Sorry, I can't find it!


Enter the Lin family.

Question: Is a pink development really just any kind of development?


Ta-da! I came back two turns around! said Mr. Araki, as he pulled out the fan from the chest, all of which were moldy.


Just by twisting the faucet, I couldn't believe it...


I can't recognize the face of my wife.

Question: What is likely to happen when all cosmetics disappear in this world?


Breaking News: A thread has been created for 'Clara stood up'.

Question: Clara stands up and common things happen.


Beef or chicken? Which one! Don't you want any? Oh, me?


One of them has a kiss coupon inside.


Born happy!


In that room, the Green Army Men from Toy Story are being made.


A woman is set to join the all-male company for the first time.


The beauty filter failed during the live stream


The iron-fisted leader lives up to his reputation, as expected.


Come on, you're not trying hard enough!

Question: Chiko-chan in the 2018 version is reprimanding me.


The airport radar spotted Santa Claus! Good kids rush to their beds!


I'm shaking with the desire to see the wasp from the west.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when he summons 2,000 kanbun to his allies in combat?


We call them tonkatsu tempura or new actors in this analogy. Both of their hearts must be soaring high.

Question: What can I dip in tempura without getting in trouble?


You were probably thinking I was an idiot because of my shirt, right? But no, I only said it looked like Keio University.


While working, I couldn't jump over the guardrail and fell headfirst. To hide my embarrassment, I happened to have a scale with me and measured the height of the guardrail at that time.

Question: The funniest thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.


Here you go, from Brazil!


No matter how many times you get knocked down, your respawn point is always here.


I'm giving it my all because my nose is stuffed.


Shaa's specialized plow machine.

Question: Please move quickly and label it 'Shinji only' on top.


Talks a lot during the game.

Question: In anime, there's this common funny contrast: characters who wouldn't seem like the singing type suddenly singing character songs.


I'm being rushed to the emergency room, so I can't do a full cleanse right now.


The vending machine paid out.


In "Detective Conan", a couple who met and got married.


Doraemon, are you missing you again?


The silicone fell off accidentally.


This bread is just like a bun.


You old man, why are you so strong? I'm excited!


When will the rain of this scandal stop?


They were strangers to me.


Do you have any leads on the missing vacuum cleaner?


The moving truck braked suddenly, resulting in...


There are just too many things that are dirty on my phone.


Sazae was pretending to be 'Tan'su ni Gon' but Masao got a strange bug on him.


The suspected person being tracked suddenly turned around.


Round table.


A faceless billboard with no meaning in the world holds a Guinness record.


Cleaning the toilet.


I forgot to write down the pineapple.


What's missing, I wonder...

Question: Get me some soy sauce from the back and say it again.


Kay.


He didn't expect that I stole his girlfriend's kiss.


When the fire truck goes by, my friend said 'your house is on fire, ha ha', but it's really on fire.


If I wrote World War as World versus World, I would be laughed at as an idiot.

Question: I don't want to be the catalyst for another Third World War like this.


The comet cracked...


I started to feel terrified that an iron shower is waiting for me after I list my lipstick on Mercari.


Is it my turn to do this? or Am I next?


At this point, I'm taken by UFO.


Oh yeah, I realized I can't fly.


Excuse me, this is NHK.


I tried to read the letters from viewers, but they were all criticism for me.


There is someone I don't know.

Question: When you go up to someone else's house, something common happens.


The little boy is drowning here.


Saitama finished another battle scene with just one punch.

Question: The theme of the cookie is incompatible with the situation.


Okay, that concludes today's interview.


I only now feel ashamed that my pants are showing.


My close friend who canceled our plan because of an unavoidable engagement is walking towards me with another friend, looking like they're having fun.


Run fast... escape...! Before I turn into Greedo...!


Polly and the whales' encounter.


Your clothes are Adidas.


Calm down.


The magic that comes out of your butt.

Question: What is the effect of magic that doesn't come in handy, learned at a magic school?


Suddenly, Tetsuya Takeshita jumps out.

Question: Auto school bullying is common.


The ability to feel like wanting to turn back again.

Question: A 1 yen lottery ticket has the potential to yield a winning scratch-off.


Can you stop saying baking person and just call me a Viking?


Ah, yeah.

Question: I want the show to be cancelled.


Oh no, I forgot my phone!


The Riverside Hotel

Question: Please do something as unpleasant as summer salt.


Sazae-san is going to be on an episode where she participates in a rap battle competition.

Question: Can you teach me some trivia about anime? It's okay if we whisper.


The winning pair in the insect department of the unique social dance club.


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Question: Have fun by adding or changing one letter to the name of a pet bottle beverage.


Why do young people these days like to go against the grain?


My ears are clogged and I can't hear properly.


Hmm, hmm, but nah, I think I'll stop getting piercings.


Look, I have nothing in my hand. Wait for me to turn an A card out for you all.


In your age, you're still afraid of cavities? Show me!  And at the dental checkup, I get scolded seriously by the dentist.


I was abandoned by my friends!


Cops causing trouble with the boss of the investigative team every time.


The workplace was cozy and familiar.


3.5 billion.


She wanted to give her the latest Christmas tree as a present, but she got angry and told me to stop because it was vulgar.


Sanitary wrap doesn't roll back.

Question: When the treasure chest was a mimic, it was just as annoying.


I'm fine.


I was planning on receiving the gift and hadn't even shown any signs of leaving yet, so I was surprised when they said it.

Question: Please tell me the reason why you don't even want to reveal your name, if possible.


The recovery is going well, and if you can say six-digit numbers, you will be discharged from the hospital in the future.


I also feel like having a cigarette.


I'm on Day 3 of being completely lost in this joke.


I remember up until the karaoke at the after-party...


I'm desperately trying to hide the 100-yen coin under my foot so that my husband doesn't find out.


Today's flavor is miso ramen.

Question: Add two characters to the food and see if it tastes worse.


Hold the corn up to the hole and still nothing comes out.


The sumo wrestler was reduced to powder with a judo throw.


What the heck are you looking at?


The pollen front is coming!


What about Kuririn! The excitement is building up!

Question: Adding an aa to the serious lines ruins it.


Bosses of the type that throw bombs down their throat and go down while you're caught off guard.


One yen was bid.


I'm going to gift the members with a bug hidden in this!


Do I kill her or not? Which is it? I'm going to kill her!


Daxiong has a grain of rice stuck on his arm.


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle... Dragon-chan.


At the end of the year, I performed the worst in my class on the final exam.

Question: I know I'm at fault, but I still can't help it.


How do we make it into an intense and competitive match? It's difficult because it's so easy to win.


Den den den den den den den den den! Den? That's right, Sally!


The Lockheed case was exposed.


Let's go, three of us.


The noisy kid.

Question: Doraemon doesn't have that character.


A butterfly single for two years.


Get ready for Orajel launch!


The meat was almost done when someone from the neighboring table came over.


On Parents' Open Day, someone else's child answered the question wrong.


Totoro is definitely it!


"Your breath smells bad." "So do you." "Hahaha!"


Is this your invisible lens that fell into the pond?


Let's hold a little more doubt.

Question: Can you give me a hug?


A young and beautiful woman is the principal.

Question: Can you teach me something that doesn't exist but is likely to be found in a middle school?


The bird mother returns to the nest.


There were people who played ball with me overseas.


I have a wife and children!


After replacing the nose ring with a plastic bag, spitting out the skin is really convenient.


Take 21 steps forward and go back 14 steps.

Question: Please make it feel like a hassle to multiply by seven.


Gan, I just committed suicide a moment ago


Grandmaster's mishap cleanup.


Just a sec.


Later, the principal will squash this.


There is a gangster in this group.


Animal Crossing.

Question: I want to see this work turned into a live-action film.


No one came to help.


Are you over 18 years old?


How about checking how to make hot dogs again?


Hey! Is it you scattering azuki beans ahead of time?!


Are there mountains?

Question: What city or state do you live in?


Please be quiet for a while.

Question: What would happen if there was a really posh funeral director?


After Conan transferred to class, one person less every day.


You said to bring rubber, what is this?!?


Don't you get it? It's Nob, not Daigo.


Sounds good.


After the war, right away in Splatoon.


It will probably clear up soon.

Question: What does Hallelujah mean?


Dad, did you see the cactus I left on the sofa?


Dad is still marking his territory with 'Mataharis' too.


So Erchai dialed 110.


The eldest son has a cold.

Question: Please change the group name to make it sound less cool.


I accidentally watched Your Name 300 times, but I still need to watch it 430 more times.

Question: The烦恼 of a guy who gets 730 proposals a year.


I don't know the rules, so I just did whatever I wanted and my opponent quit.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.

Question: Please consider the names of the 43 prefectures and cities in Japan.


After opening the cloth bag for the bento, I found that this person was belching.


May and Satsuki's house.

Question: Where does Masahiro Matsuzaki often seem to appear?


While working at the supermarket, the guy I used to like came to my register with his husband.

Question: I thought this was terrible to the bottom of my heart.


Moonwalking towards me.

Question: I don't like these cockroaches.


I really want it to be with two people, but I'll have to do it alone.

Question: Bedtime routine.


Do you want to recharge Q coins?


Off with the wig! The wig is coming off!

Question: Change the lyrics of the song slightly.


Oh, I turned off the gas valve.


Breakup experience.

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Don't neglect UV protection.

Question: What to do if someone named Matsuzaki Shigeru comes to your house.


Knock first! and then she closed it from inside and locked it.

Question: The hero opened the treasure chest, and lo and behold, it was a mimic! The mimic suddenly transformed.


Let's conduct an experiment with mice first.

Question: What is a word that Doraemon would never say?


Ugh, I'm so indecisive...I think I'll go with this one.


Look, the tree by the door has been knocked down by you like this.


Where's my plate?


Mom says not to play with pad in the restaurant and not to eat in the bedroom.


Chocolate truffles.


If you swallow the idea of an homely workplace, it turned out to be hell.

Question: I felt the fear of ignorance.


Upon arriving at the haunted spot, it suddenly gets eerie.


The losses didn't air because they lost.

Question: The reason why GACKT achieved 71 consecutive wins in credit ranking.


Brake and gas pedals are always being pressed, but how do you feel about it?

Question: What on earth do you want me to say about a triple Axel?


Today is my friend's hair cutting ceremony.


Elementary school students can't use this.

Question: Common things among 7th graders in elementary school.


My son says this is the largest retirement home in the world.


Can't get through the hoop.

Question: Please add one character to Doraemon's道具道具 and ruin it.


Be careful, those two over there are very hot.


This woman farted in front of me and she's acting like nothing happened.


Every time the waiter repeats the order of four tonkatsu bowls carelessly in the dining space, all the attendees involuntarily shrink back and collapse.

Question: What kind of exhibit would Yoshimoto do at the Osaka Expo?


When the shepherd asked "Which one is fatter?", all the other sheep stepped back.


Ugh ugh...what medal are you wearing today?


I won't say I'll never fall in love again,绝对不。

Question: Huh, I'm using it, but if I think about it carefully, it becomes What the heck am I doing? in American slang.


I caught Y with my points.


The taste is light.

Question: Get me some soy sauce from the back and say it again.


I can't beat you with my own strength, or Doraemon won't be able to relax and go back to the future!


Fooled me once, shame on you; fooled me twice, shame on me.

Question: I lived happily ever after.


Serious infidelity.

Question: When you think about it calmly, it's ridiculous.


Dragged out of the TV.


Go home and sleep, you look really pale, Yellow.


Almost all of Johnny's (a Japanese entertainment company) collapses.

Question: Say one thing that I can't possibly convince someone from ten years ago to believe.


My wife took out her homework check-in record before going to bed and said she still had two more assignments this month.


When I step down onto the nudist beach, I quietly put my timer in my pocket.

Question: I don't like this Ultraman.


Mochi that's ready to eat right now.


Use it.

Question: What would you do if you could use all sorts of superpowers?


Try it and you'll fly!


Art class followed by the art room.


My son isn't here, but my son is doing well.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


My weekend was ruined again.


Nobody's at home!


remote control

Question: Out of reach.


Suddenly couldn't remember their name


Sometimes we have to remove tumors from the temporal region like this. No worries, you can eat.


We won't see Naka Island and Matsushima duo anymore.

Question: Can you explain that game in haiku?


endline ribbon was ignored.


The werewolf was voted out right at the beginning of Werewolf.


The Television

Question: What things do you think are a waste?


I was saving water for a bath, but the plug was pulled out.

Question: You told me an unsatisfying story.


Goon, take me with you too!


Checkmate, Dad.


I first saw Grave of the Fireflies.


Arguing with my girlfriend and laying out all the reasons.


To a woman, 'hero' is pronounced 'her-o', but to a man, it's pronounced 'he-ro'.


After learning that Second Brother managed 80,000 naval forces, they let him handle every battle.


Sorry, I can't assist with that.


Mom: "Xiao Ming, I'm coming into your room~"


They just brushed past me and then blamed me for the collision.


When the Jade-Handled Box is Opened.

Question: I can't help but think I'm getting old.


You gotta go there for the important game, Sumire!


Thought it was a delivery, but it was actually the NHK fee collector.


What's the best way to mess up?

Question: When I ran into the asker on the street, something that's common would happen.


The morning after the welcome party for new employees.


The tip of the pencil breaks loudly.

Question: Only in the train do we have lessons, events at Train Middle School.


Soul extracted along with the exorcism.


Exceeding 5 stars.

Question: Gave up.


Rob and take to the mountains.

Question: What the raccoon is thinking now.


Supervisor, I'm back in trouble again.


It's here!


Tokyo Disneyland.

Question: What city or state do you live in?


Is the camera rolling?


My mouth won't shut! My mouth won't shut, chi-chi-chi-chi!

Question: Radical new edge.


"Did you come back? It's really early today!"


Hey, Denji-man!

Question: I'm sorry about the anime's theme song.


I noticed the deliciousness of the chicken breast.

Question: Happy birthday! Can you please say something (it doesn't matter what it is)?.


Ah, it looks like the pick-up time has arrived.


I am being forced to live in this valley...


Wait a minute, I'll take out my boat socks.


I looked over and saw that the next one was also men's bath, so I quickly closed it.


If you licked it, it all spilled.


Is this shampoo hat big?


After changing staff multiple times, the manager came in person


Mr. Anzai...! I want to play basketball...


Don't start none, won't be none.

Question: Please tell me what I should be careful about when traveling to茨城県.


They always get my order wrong


Just leave it and it'll fall on its own.


Taking the world's fastest elevator for commemoration.


You're not drooping like that.


Plant-eating zombies.


Why are you making them learn calligraphy in this outfit?


This is the first time I've seen a guardian spirit so clearly...


Okay, squint.


When this tribe dances for rain, it always rains. Why? Because they keep dancing until it rains, and it's fun, right?


Harry Potter was chosen to star in the movies.


Next up, we've got the Slap-on-the-Shoulder Coupon!


Weren't you just going to fart?


The stars won't come out.

Question: Please speak in your natural voice.


The World!


What's more important, me or my job?

Question: Is it a Big Mac?


Your browsing history and hard drive have been cleared.


Are you going to refund the money or give us more if we place in the top three?

Question: The difference between Agnes Chan and Agnetha Faltskog.


I asked directions from those pesky guys.


Where did you hide my glasses?


The family bucket in the alligator's eyes.


When I think about the face of ando manju, this guy always pops up...


On the bus, I saw a cute girl running to the corner with a piece of bread


The mosquito coil works.


I really vibe with that black phone up north.

Question: Oil King, or something like that.


The icon for the real-life version of Minecraft looks different somehow.


My funniest joke, I didn't know it was a song when I told it.

Question: Now that I can say it.


Overthinking it.


I want happiness.

Question: How am I feeling now?


Coach, I hope you can accept me. Give up, you're destined to be无缘with yo-yo for your whole life.


Tiny!


Please multiply by 1 trillion and make it feel extremely tedious.

Question: Times it by 100,000 and make it extremely annoying.


Girl Spider.


At a New Year's Eve party, let's put on an act from Don Quixote.

Question: Don't try this at home, it's dangerous.


During the 5-minute recess at elementary school.


Scare away the roomba.


Maybe it's because we're waiting for the soil pipe to be installed.


Just keep adding stars to people's dumb jokes.

Question: Did you pull a fast one on me?


So you're apologizing, right?


Parenting a child.

Question: If you have no future dreams, set today's goal.


Hey, what's up?

Question: I have my birthday tomorrow, to be exact.


What's your reason for applying to this company?


That's a well-made stuffed animal. especially with those goggles on it.


Conviction.

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Only these two guys pay their respects every time they pass by.


Ugh, it's impossible for Dad to be in the picture with us too. It's okay, okay, cheese. Click!


Which one do you want to go with, E.T.?


It's supposed to be Coca-Cola, but hot oatmeal keeps coming out.


I don't know how to do it.


Holding onto the long hair found in the car, waiting for my husband to come back home.


A hairbrush that I didn't have.

Question: Pulling out something unpleasant while cleaning your ears.


Mom isn't here right now.


The famous mouse ranking in the world was again number two this year.


Every time I get something, they ask How much does that cost?

Question: I don't like this herring roe.


I failed with Siri.


Add atmosphere to Sun Wukong and Freeza's battle with bbox.


I couldn't quite get the angle right for my selfie with our team.


Does the Yamanote Line go around in circles for a reason?


The store was closed.

Question: I came to karaoke and the staff is looking at me weirdly. Why is that?


I've escaped from the police twice, you know.


Cute and pitiful.


I forgot my mask.

Question: What mischief has Santa Claus, the wild boy, done this time? Nakai is shocked.


The sprinkler truck is coming.


Complaint zone.


Next, the principal has something to say.


Whaaat? You're coming up from behind me!


What is this? It feels good.


A giant monster is being defeated by regular Self-Defense Force fighter jets.


Tax hike. That sounds great, doesn't it?


Peter hunting alone.


The person on the left is taking all the soba noodles, so none are coming over here.


What's today? I asked my dad.

Question: Father's Day facts.


The first step out of Beijing by @Xiao Huige, how long will it take for him to become Heiwanger?


Stop, Chiro! That robot is not someone you can take on!


Breadman x Currybreadman x Jamman.


Can I borrow a writer?


Cheese is gone and jam ojisan retired, so I think I'll quit being an Anpanman too!


Kawame, who came from the future, and Mr. Hayakawa and Nakashima.


The four dog kings receive orders from the Demon Lord.


Oh no, I forgot something!


I'm getting intense scrutiny from the fairy in the series.


If I hit it, it's a home run, but my batting average is only 10%.

Question: Did the home run king get fired?


I forgot twice in the middle.


Kenta's key came out.

Question: What happened?


Be careful, drinking too much can lead to diabetes.

Question: What will happen if I drink afternoon tea in the morning? Can you also tell me how to handle it?


I won "death penalty" in the New Year lottery on shopping street.


A ball stuck between the ceiling and the gymnasium.

Question: Out of reach.


Pi in the sea.


My missing brother who is out of contact sends me sexy messages, but no one else.


Inazuma Eleven-inspired, finally this is my embodiment.


Hopping Frog


What kind of dog is it today?


Learning calligraphy does not necessarily purify one's quality.


Come on! Think about your position!


Oh, you're still conscious? It's something to think about that you're only half-broken.


It's time for another daily dose of human stories.


We'll have this many come later.


Enejirou: I'm short by about 3,000 votes. Jun Oroku: I understand. I'll pay up right away.


The gate to the moon is open.


Tabasco, Tabasco.


Turn off the water.

Question: I don't like this aquarium.


Son's boss.

Question: Unbelievable last name.


benpickchu


Finally, my first date. I want to shout who the hell are you! to Mayumi who's waiting for me at the meeting place, but I don't know which is the front and which is the back.


Grandpa, this is an electric rice cooker!


The reflection in the bathroom mirror.


The new way to spit up projectile vomiting.


Threw a punch and then engaged in a massive retreat.


Check this out! I discovered today that the length of my life line is different on each side! Isn't that cool?


"Mom, where's the toothbrush I left here after brushing the toilet?"


Pull it back and the distance for the liquid to fly onto her face is one meter.

Question: Can you teach me how to measure one meter?


Grandpa, where did Yuki go? 'I don't like smart kids...'


Intimidating the doctor with the threat of not being operated on for hemorrhoids.


Oh, this isn't a curtain.


Came in third place in the competition.


Hey rider! If you're there, raise your hand...I thought I saw you over here on this side.


Stretch power must be building up here!


I thought the balloon had stopped suddenly, but then I was grabbed by a giant.


I also got a girlfriend! My luck has been on the rise ever since I bought the matryoshka doll next to her.


I feel like my sister is always behind on preparing for her blind dates.


Seemed like a sincere person, gave 3 stars.


Free-to-play.

Question: Please change the name of the YouTuber slightly.


The beautiful woman who talks to me.

Question: Huh? This guy has religious tendencies. That's his characteristic.


It's not fair to only talk about Russia all the time.


Mom, shall we sell a Mercedes?


Which train station is it?


Come on, show me the guy you feel sorry for.

Question: What was the naughtiest experience of your life?


Man, I got slammed just for being surprised by the announcement of the new member!


Shall we start the story with this character?


Use it or lose it.

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Excuse me, can I have the second timer, please?


Upset, upset, upset, upset, upset, upset, upset, upset, upset.


No problem.

Question: Huh, I'm using it, but if I think about it carefully, it becomes What the heck am I doing? in American slang.


Today we had P.E., by the way, can you wash my gym clothes for me? Yay, thanks so much!


Hey boss, can I get this much too?


Here we go again, another fire!


A couple sat down on the bench right after I finished painting it.


Two classmates who just had a fight were asked by the teacher to make up.


I was attacked by a mountain and it was scary.


When someone breaks campus rules by riding a motorcycle, students will give chase.


Green mile

Question: Please convey my message with the phrase 'one in many' to them now.


Wake up, White!


I had a bowl of udon noodles.


The noise-canceling feature itself is the noise of the city.

Question: People who always have earphones with them tend to do common things.


New Year's Eve Bell

Question: I don't like the FamilyMart entrance sound if it happens.


My hair is just cut too short!


Roll up the paper and throw it away.

Question: Tell me how to stop the rampage of point P.


That person did it.


The guy you like, his personality is good, right? Just the personality.

Question: Something you shouldn't say to a woman who dislikes handsome men.


Sword


Digital Land


Finding an app that can make you so addicted you forget about it.

Question: What should be the ultimate goal for the people?


Interview with an eyewitness to the event.


When you come to those fake universities with high expectations.


Spent the whole day watching videos and realized I wasn't even connected to WiFi


You're extremely tired but there's a mosquito flying around your ear.


Sperm: Make way, I'm one of the quintuplets!


The last scene seen when the phone fell into the toilet.


Can you take my place?


Don't go into the UFO catcher, I told you.


I added some fabric softener to make your thoughts more gentle! With ACRON, you can have confidence in washing wool!


Flowers, beer, cigarettes, and adult magazines as offerings.

Question: If I were placed in the scariest haunted spot, it would both terrify me and comfort me.


Hey there!


I think 'Mafia City' and 'Gardenscapes' seem more interesting than 'Bokete.'


What the hell happened? My piece of bread just disappeared and my vision is gone too!


Throughout my life, my nicknames have mostly been Yayoi or Jomon.


Did I eat cement yesterday? Any evidence?


Let's go to the bathroom.

Question: What are the characteristics of people who don't want to ride in the passenger seat for two?


Changed people.


I can't sleep because I'm so excited about the hike.


Collecting rare scraps of paper.

Question: What is happiness for young people these days?


I'm truly sorry!


Popped a pimple.


From now on, call me Love and Courage.


After putting on the VR glasses, there's no sense of depth at all.


Let's wish for peace and strive for it!


Ah, I've been found out!!


Let's blow it up!


Yes, you're right. This outfit looks good on me...


The remake of 'Akira' was revealed to be a failure.


Typically, children who sleep like a log grow up to be well-adjusted.

Question: This Snow White can't be woken up by the prince.


Please take my mother as your stepmother!

Question: Make an extremely cheesy proposal.


I keep getting darker and darker.


Hey, I only need hair removal.


That's harder to read than anything.

Question: The manners of listening to a 1000-piece orchestra concert are bad.


Dreaming about traveling to France, huh?


To keep my eyes as they are, to follow my own desires, I won't hurt you alone - ~♪

Question: A lyric that might be in a love song written by a doctor.


Met a monster that knelt down and apologized as soon as it appeared, trying to drag out three minutes.


You can't do without a cathode ray tube, can you?

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about television.


Deliver the jade to the store.

Question: Please switch back to left-handed mode. Please switch back to left-handed mode. Please switch back.


Does that get warm?


What do you think? Don't the spoons look delicious?


If you see it this way, you should go to sleep already.


Oh, my goodness!


I want to be a hero, but there's nothing I can do. Even if I try to catch bad guys like Spiderman does, I'll probably get targeted by the police... what should I do?

Question: What would you do if you could use all sorts of superpowers?


Let's stop pulling each other's hair, shall we?


Why is my salad always telling jokes?


Can't save the atmosphere.


I found an insight.


Next week's broadcast.

Question: What's the next preview that everyone will want to see from Sasae-san?


Is the camera turning?


Seventeen's 'Gold' series is getting an authentic one.


I only tied down the three beads on Anpanman's face, but they've started to change color.


You just wait! Your friend keeps tickling your armpits during the movie


Tara is 13 years old.


While making up for homework, I found out that the holiday has been extended again.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.

Question: Can you try changing the name of the snack and see how it tastes?


I want to be by your side always.


Told a joke that I thought was funny, and thankfully my friend has high emotional intelligence.


I'm still alive.

Question: The most fun thing I did this New Year.


This is my cousin from afar, can I let him come in and play together?


Words of praise.

Question: What can I dip in tempura without getting in trouble?


Something came out from above.


I'm worried I don't have the key to my house.


Yeah, the route? I can show you.


Aladdin.


Wanted: Looking for someone or something.


Icy Drink Challenge with Syrup.


Making toast with basil.

Question: Can't help but cheer for these racehorses, names in katakana with no more than 9 characters.


I don't know the rules of bowling.


The coach told me to wait in the car.


Did I lock the door?


Mrs., don't fire him!


Tom's job is to install WiFi.


Komatsu has really changed a lot.


In the classroom, I was about to fart, so I tried to cover it up by letting out a loud noise at the same time. It went awry and got everyone's attention before I let go.

Question: The funniest thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.


Hachimaki gives someone spirit or energy.

Question: The events that occur after the death of Takeshi Matsuo.


Sorry, I didn't know that the pocket version was not for storing props.


This will not extinguish the flame of love.


I thought I had gotten rid of the dolls, but they've not only come back, they've multiplied and they even brought presents.


To be continued...


You know what, I should have told you that earlier.


Living life to the fullest.

Question: Tell me the edge of what's acceptable for an attractive person.


Putting the horse in a vertical position blocks one attack.

Question: Can you teach me a chess hack that even someone who doesn't know the 6 crowns of Fujii Satoshi would understand?


Jimmy Dai-nishi

Question: Who do you think would make a good sidekick for Indiana Jones? Number one is...!


Thump! Thump thump! Thunk! I move you too -!


My VIP member and my friends.


The strings required to unsubscribe from text messages are getting longer and longer.


I was licking the banana peel.


Silver spirit gemstone.

Question: The person who said 'used tissue' in the most otaku-like way wins.


Breaking the sound barrier with Decopin.


The right chick is Miky and the left chick is Ploom.


Sorry, I can't help you with that.

Question: Let's go see the red leaves, but let's not go see stomach ulcers.


Wait, the interesting part is from here.


Plant Biden.


Soy sauce style.

Question: Soy sauce or sauce?


Mating.

Question: What do you usually get called?


Sometimes I'm on the verge of giving in to Xiao Ming's temptation.


Prime number set!


You hurt me here because of you. Give me 50,000 yen for the medical fees.


Supposed to be working at the bathhouse, but I might look for another job instead.


Want to have KFC or McDonald's today? I'm craving for McDonald's now.


That symptom might be gastroesophageal reflux disease.


Cupid is about to shoot an arrow at me.


Konnichiwa! How can I help you today?

Question: Never heard of that person, don't know their name.


I couldn't see him as an alien, more like a tamagotchi.


Seems like the after-party is happening.


The man made a declaration of regency, and the woman began to sing a farewell song.

Question: Why do I think this proposal will probably fail?


The water in this pond is fresh and delicious, huh? 'Wasn't it just the kids who peed in it?'


Confused couples experiencing their first 69.


Oh no, I forgot my phone!


What the hell are you looking at with that eye?! Well, why don't you look at me with your left eye then?!


Donuts have zero calories because they have a hole in them.


Wait, what? They're kicking us out of the castle now?


What's up with Inada? Is he coming? What's it regarding? Money? Oh, I'll think about it and let him go.


Does my straight punch hurt?


Throwing in one hand is faster than losing normally and you can go back sooner.

Question: Can you teach me a chess hack that even someone who doesn't know the 6 crowns of Fujii Satoshi would understand?


Watching Studio Ghibli movies while eating Studio Ghibli rice.

Question: The movie is not good.


Kinkaku-ji/Ginkaku-ji in Kyoto.


Hey, check out this new face of an in-law!

Question: Please add a famous catchphrase and make it sound forced for a housewife.


What the hell, your matsutake is way too small!


What the hell is your problem?


Sanjuro helped Takeshi onto the veranda.

Question: I want something short in the bag and long around my neck.


Drinking it makes you sick.

Question: Tom and Jerry-like words.


Shenanigans at the stand!

Question: An ancient person time-traveled to the present day! What was the shocking first thing they said to a modern person?


Fight against the same character.


Tough guy.


This jar can collect your dreams.


After this, a stick comes out of the hole and pokes my eye.


I thought I was watching Doraemon, but Shizuka and Gian are acting strange.


I want to cross the bridge by tapping it.

Question: A word that starts with i and ends with i.


Hazukilupe can read even such tiny characters!


What's up? Is this old lady bothering you again?


Does your left ring finger feel cold?

Question: Make an extremely cheesy proposal.


Rocky Jaggar Imo


Anywhere Door


I wanna get a head massage but they say it hurts.


Embezzled the fund-raising money.


Red blood mixes with white sheets.

Question: Is a pink development really just any kind of development?


entity is giving me a hard time.


Why is entry to the health club prohibited?


Um, it's made of plastic?


How about a hamburger?


Wait a minute, I'm not wearing them.


Although I am a free player, I received a hat because I recommended a friend.


Does this clear medicine not work on denim fabric?!


Hey, don't unhook your bra at this moment!


Hey, can you bring me a match? I can't go to the lighter.


The device will be initialized after freezing and turning pink on the screen.

Question: Is a pink development really just any kind of development?


You can drink the processed water normally.


When I got home from work, my wife was still hopping around the corner of the dresser with her little finger that she stubbed this morning.


Snief-kun, it's not the black market sales themselves that are bad. The problem is that you accepted money from a fraudulent group and lied about it...


I added cinnamon.


Toilet in the basement, but it's a potty training seat.

Question: The worst fact discovered on the first day of buying my own home.


Eh, that's dorky.


The teenage girl who had been on vacation for several months suddenly had to take an ID photo.


The help came out when I pressed Excel.


Food is passing through the esophagus.


Right turn.


Jackie Chan appears.

Question: I absolutely do not want to watch any horror movies.


This has to be a Water Downed version of the original plan.


Shopping mall rest area.


Your floor heating is so hot in your place!


Kitty's repayment to Totoro next door.

Question: Mix two classic movies together and create chaos.


Fiber experts say, 'That's an impressive stretch in pants!'


Tennis spectators.


You must be out of your mind.


The watery magic practitioner recited the Water Manipulation Incantation.


Hey, how about this? Your katana. Let me sharpen it for you in my secret dojo?


I don't know.

Question: Why don't you say the middle of the afternoon when you say the middle of the morning?


Become a person with a clear goal in mind.

Question: If you have no future dreams, set today's goal.


The fortune teller said I would have an painful experience soon, and I encountered it.


Just tried on the cluster of teeth that fell into the river earlier, and it fit perfectly! They were still there, so do you want to come too?


She shared the hand cream that I had used too much of.


"I didn't expect so many John after saying 'John can sit down'."


Bye-bye, my love.

Question: Please add one character to Doraemon's道具道具 and ruin it.


After noticing that the white cat at home looked strange, the owner promptly pulled the plug.


Get a chance to participate in the longevity push quiz.

Question: I'm thinking of a gift for my grandmother who has reached the milestone of being 100 years old. What would be good?


Are you mistaken about capturing photos?


Just took out earphones from my bag.


Kidney.

Question: Pulling out something unpleasant while cleaning your ears.


Somehow, I got a call from my TV remote.


Auto theft gang's guide.

Question: Big motor incident about to be exposed again.


Sid's toys.


Time Machine 3

Question: Add two more letters to Doraemon's tools and they become useless (and ugly to look at).


Called? You didn't call, right?


Why make me wear women's clothing, Ruruonee-tama?


Waiting for the Cupids.


I suddenly got over 1000 stars even though I was anonymous.

Question: Let's take a step back and organize our thoughts on this again, maybe we did something like this before.


Dropped first but didn't get a gun, only picked up some attachments.


Are you over 18 years old?


I feel like I'm losing out by getting a 10,000 yen outfit for only 5,000 yen.

Question: Can you say 'Such a thing happens?'


Your destination is nearby, this navigation has ended.


Special meat buns are on sale! Buy some for me, will you?


The cost was cut too much.


Five o'clock.

Question: Obsess me, please.


The goalkeeper caught the banana ball shot from the opposite side.


The person standing in line for the bathroom right after the first one.


The polygraph hasn't even been turned on yet, and you're already this scared.


Detective Conan: Case Closed

Question: Adding one character to the title of an anime ruins it.


Try it with 'Balsam' too.

Question: Looks like there's a video circulating of Muska from Laputa Castle becoming a YouTuber.


Eat garlic and burp.

Question: Don't do things while wearing a spacesuit.


First, we will clear the land.

Question: Jiayu Shibasaki is starting a real estate company.


Shouldn't we mix it with Abe?


Electric car.

Question: Please say something contradictory.


Hey, Yanma! I'm here to collect the heads of these guys instead of Shaku's.


You sure Jane can handle it?

Question: Harry Potter came to Japan and learned his first spell there.


Coughing makes you reveal your true face.

Question: What are some common things between宇宙人 and 地球人?


I was looking for my long-lost brother and I probably found the wrong person.


I shouldn't have eaten garlic.


I packed a little rice ball, this size, for lunch in the box.


What's the spelling of Russia?


Hey everyone, it's me. The moment the topic came up.

Question: Sweet, this is the moment I think.


Thought it was for those under 18, but it's for those from the 18th century.


Magnum's position is bad.


Anyone who hasn't finished their homework yet?


Can't understand what the tiny Musketeer is saying.


Please tell me what you did because I'm not angry!

Question: Alright, I'll forgive you, so repent.


Hey buddy, are you jealous?


Sadako

Question: Never heard of that person, don't know their name.


What else did you steal besides that? Um, I'm not really sure. Some kind of instrument and some ikayaki from Yeah-chan...


Let's fly, let's fly!


The moment he saw my face as a hostage, they shifted into attack mode all at once.


Sleeping arrangements are bad.


Can you please stop pushing me? It hurts.


It's a small monster, but it drops a lot of supplies.


Okay, okay, I'm not wearing a mask and it's getting crowded so back off.


Can you ignore my failed joke?

Question: I can't help but think it's funny.


We started the First and Second World Wars.

Question: I don't want to be the catalyst for another Third World War like this.


Got a little scare


The recording is over, so let's have a drink party.

Question: What happened after the three villains of the opposing riders fought each other?


I thought it was helping out with the family business when I heard I've been supporting my dad lately, but it seems to be something else.


He has wiry chest hair and stomach hair despite being bald.


I couldn't win the race.


Don't worry about it, even ostriches can't fly.


The bear's neck cracked.


Let's go a little to the right.


Hey, Sony Insurance? My three-year-old son is playing with toy cars and saying stuff like that.


Gee whiz!


This is a song with a message for children! Listen up! Don't trigger the alarm just because of how someone looks.


Switch the accelerator and brake.

Question: Auto school bullying is common.


Baby says Mama and Manma.

Question: The wording is different, but the meaning is the same.


The hot dogs at Movie Theater X are more fun than any movie.


Left: 'In fact, I am your biological brother.' Right: 'Oh, I was going to say that I am your estranged father.'


To a dog, everything is a bone.

Question: Cat got your tongue?


People think the green light means go and run into intersections.


In the end, Bianca was chosen after both Bianca and Flora seriously struggled with the decision.

Question: Random things that happen in Japan.


Neither Michiru nor Sawayama can react.

Question: The characteristic of Wasabi is spicy in the universe.


You might be a troublemaker, Oyaji!


There's a criminal among us!

Question: Please ruin the famous line by changing it slightly.


Kato and Ken's Happy Adventure Roll.


Member-exclusive ads.


Take two steps if you're healthy.


The human skeleton.

Question: In anime, there's this common funny contrast: characters who wouldn't seem like the singing type suddenly singing character songs.


Please bring me a toothbrush right now.

Question: A word that starts with i and ends with i.


Ah, I don't smoke weed or use pipes, I don't think it's that bad!


Wow, this is getting really interesting.

Question: How do you collect lots of stars?


Hey there, mountain of rice! If you grow any bigger, I won't be able to eat you... That kid's already gone...


Grape-flavored gummies with a sense of popularity.


We have to score early because neither of us can swim.


Don't worry, this time I'll definitely help you break the habit of breathing through your nose when swimming.


Let's play hide-and-seek, stop with this finger.


Oh, I see, reading it from the top also reveals that it's a tomato.


You talked back to me like that during the ASHIKA SHOW, didn't you?


Mom, when are we going to buy the chair for Dad that you promised earlier?


My forehead itches but I can't scratch it.


Double my money back, I will.


You said send it to me, didn't you?!


Let's eat!


Police officer's father receives video letter.

Question: Do not do anything in front of the security camera.


The catchphrase becomes popular.

Question: I can't help but think it's funny.


The people in the audience were all playing with their phones.


Sorry, I can't help you with that.

Question: If I were to hear those words from Tominaga, they would be unpleasant.


Amazon only accepted phone orders.

Question: Ten years of data on marshes, 32,211 observations.


I don't need to ask my wife for permission to open two cans of cola at home all night.


We will carefully preprocess before cooking.


What the hell, I just ate and now it's gone? Fuck!


We got a great tutorial.


Thin-haired Anne.

Question: Please change one letter in the title of a famous anime and change its content accordingly.


Kameida亲子 say, 'I don't understand this.' 'Just use common sense, it's like that.'

Question: What is the name of the radical?


I ran out of toilet paper, sorry.


The brave hero who defeated the demon king turned out to be completely different from my imagination.


Can you wait a little longer for the repayment?


I forgot I was numbed at the dentist.


Peach Boy took the mortar, crab and bee to go bear hunting, but he felt sorry for the bear.

Question: You might think I haven't read it and don't understand, but here's a mind-bending passage.


Uh... those mushrooms...

Question: Please make Mario anxious.


Water buffalo.


PUMA New Trademark Selection Contest


Want some soup?

Question: The movie is not good.


The Sichuanese person clearly said it was mildly spicy.


The moment when horns grow.


It's the pants I wore for a week, kid!


As soon as they found out I was a lieutenant, the bribes started pouring in!


That high five was way too strong, dude!!!


Second-hand houses on sale at huge discounts.


This must be a Doctor Fish.


Excessive packaging.


The background is sparkling.


New interpretation of E.T.


I gave it a try by combining, but I don't feel like I can beat any monsters.


Your life is over this year!

Question: Coming up, Christmas!


High school students are late when college students are also late.


Check it out, I'm rockin' the sports cut (laughing). It's a goofy haircut, huh? (laughing)


Did you write no?


Christmas is coming again this year~ (Physics).

Question: Coming up, Christmas!


Fresh and Seasonal Olive Oil Braised with Olive Oil Drizzled on Top.

Question: This chef's whim of thinking 'I should go to a psychiatrist'.


In this experiment, we will perform both top-down and bottom-up methods.

Question: Only in the train do we have lessons, events at Train Middle School.


Think outside the box!


Hi everyone! It's me! My heart is electric, just like Pikachu's lightning bolt! Let's do it!


Keep the car in front of you cool.

Question: Common things that happen during aggressive driving on the Bell 100.


No way! Don't acknowledge it!


Winning is exciting like a bouquet of flowers!


Catcher's instinct

Question: Lightning Nine (a technique that might exist in baseball)


Mr. Kamoshita is not a good person!


I had completely depleted the money in the account that I had left with my parents.

Question: The shocking fact I found out later.


"Big dog"


Let's drink some drinkable alcohol, shall we? Yay!


Tritium's turn is next, and then it's ours.


Popped out of his chair when his deskmate was about to sit down.


Inning Start


Go ahead, leave it to me here!

Question: High risk, no return.


I'm not sure, but experts in the back are laughing.

Question: When your body was submitted for appraisal by the鉴定団, what did the appraisers say?


I don't miss collecting aluminum cans even on rainy days.

Question: What rich people often do.


The result of the night's activity.

Question: Children can do it.


I'm a plastic surgeon, but for some reason I was traveling by helicopter and negotiating with Arabs.

Question: Please tell me about your summer memories that no one can relate to.


Waited only 2 minutes and the reaction was totally unexpected!

Question: Looks like there's a video circulating of Muska from Laputa Castle becoming a YouTuber.


Donald, these guys are gonna be tough to beat, huh?


Wow, that's intense!


The guy who always survives until the end in dodgeball.


Someone paid up in a flash, no one cared about our meal money.


Meross sprained his ankle.

Question: Please wrap up the story quickly.


It's right because my right hand is pointing.


Oh no! If they attack me, it'll break my heart!


It was said that instead of the handsome senior, it was an oily middle-aged PE teacher who would perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on her.


Time for a walk!


"Lifting up my voice in anger, I roared out loud - Ah~Ah~Ah~!"


All of my upper body items were stolen.


I haven't received any phone calls from customers, so I can focus on my work.

Question: Daytime break antics.


Watch others and reflect on yourself NOW ON SALE.

Question: Create a new modern Japanese idiom.


Split the principal in half.

Question: Can you teach me how to cut the speaking time of the principal in half?


Placing the horse in a specific position reveals a hidden underground passage on the go board.

Question: Can you teach me a chess hack that even someone who doesn't know the 6 crowns of Fujii Satoshi would understand?


When you add THE before the former, it's allowed, but when you do it after the latter, it becomes something completely absurd.

Question: What's the difference between amen and ramen?


Acquire stars (greed).

Question: Please speak in your natural voice.


Put the Prius in.

Question: The typical way to stop a taxi in Japan.


Waiting for the win!


Mr. Sometimes when I'm dealing with serious students, I get the urge to give them a piece of my mind.


The title is Battleship Fish.

Question: Something common with Fighting Nemo.


I can't see Trishika.


You won't get the full power of the map app without the premium version.


Hey, your term's up, right? Which do you prefer, the traditional heaven and hell or prison break?


It looks like the Dragon Ball radar is pointing here.


Would you try slipping it into the bag of someone you dislike?


This time it was coffee. Next, I'll drink rooibos tea, so please watch without averting your gaze as my skin turns red.


The battle between Blue Moon laundry detergent and stubborn stains.


That sounds exciting!


Rainy day.

Question: Please tell me about the new holiday in June.


Why is that cloud waiting for me?

Question: Please ask me a question in a way that is not quite grasping the point.


I bought too many apples.


Gutsy kidnapper.


This is a pain.


Move back home.


Only use a sponge and counter.

Question: It's okay, it was just a kid thing. There's only so much that can be forgiven.


I accidentally washed my body with shampoo.

Question: The winner is the guy who talked about something that doesn't matter.


Something like solo camping every day.

Question: Please show off your skills, Matchi.


Kill him.


You too, at that barber shop...


One more step until becoming a shell of oneself.


Head-Shattering Ball

Question: Lightning Nine (a technique that might exist in baseball)


That sounded delicious.

Question: After watching a horror movie with her, please make the first word I say be 'disgusting.'


The night was a decisive victory for the challenger.


Kids playing together at first glance.


The bed was open and we were forced to go down the mountain.

Question: What happens when you press the mysterious button discovered at the top of Mount Fuji?


Apple issues layoff notice.


I want to take a break because it's work.

Question: What I want to do on Christmas Eve.


Ow! Again with the right nipple tweak, huh?


Rubbish.


Putin's full name is Putin.

Question: Please come up with a funny pun that sounds strong.


Reach out through the window of society.

Question: I hate this boss from my part-time job.


Come on, P! Don't chicken out!


I can't do it anymore.

Question: Looking at Åı makes me feel energetic.


If you can't become a zodiac sign, become a god.


I'm not as smart as I thought I was.

Question: I guess when you're as smart as me, you start to think of yourself as a genius.


Although I am a free player, I got a hat because I recommended a friend.


Try it and see! Takeru Watanabe!


Hey everyone, it's me! This is a car. I'm the accident car. There you go!


The warrior and fighter attacked the slime.


The names of my brother and sister are Bem and Beru respectively.


Can you give me the cheapest open-top car, please?


I have too much to do, I don't even have time to go to the bathroom.

Question: Please teach me an excuse to use when I mess up.


Old Lady A sneezed loudly!


Using National Health Insurance for improper purposes.

Question: What are you going to the parliament for?


The baton of the champion team.


Sprinkle lots of stars by logging into my page.


Let me tell you about the time I created the universe.


Consideration for the industry.

Question: Something is missing from the land of dreams.


Doctor! I rushed here as soon as I heard my husband was in an accident! Is he going to be alright?????


Goddammit! That old man lied to me! He said all I had to do was get a shot, but it's not even gone yet!


Buy the most promising one.


A special skill that appears during holidays - sleeping all day without turning over.


Create multiple accounts.

Question: How do you collect lots of stars?


The rival is Sayaka Suzusaki-san!


Lucky! I don't even have to be funny, my face alone can get me a star!


I haven't slept in two days, but I feel refreshed.


If I fail the next selection meeting, I will be demoted to 'Northeastern South'.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Kanto.


Enter my sister's room.

Question: When you go up to someone else's house, something common happens.


Real-life充实 or real life filled with activities and experiences

Question: The number one thing to throw away during spring cleaning is...


Grandma was washing clothes in the river and suddenly treasure, clinking and clanking, flowed by.

Question: Japanese fairy tales Easy mode.


"I told you we don't have a cat! Landlord!!"


Mom, this isn't a drum...


Ramen, one serving!

Question: Radical new edge.


I accidentally hit the ghost actor when I was surprised.

Question: Give it a shot.


Opportunity knocks.


摩擦 is to be considered.

Question: Tell me how to stop the rampage of point P.


I took a pill to go back to my youth, but only my nearsightedness got better.


Hey, you're so bad! My makeup's ruined! ...Um, what happened dear? Quick, pull me up!


No matter how many times I teach it, they just can't seem to remember how to use the harmonica.


Sorry, I'm not getting it right.

Question: Add two characters to the food and see if it tastes worse.


The ghost woman's hair is long.

Question: Please tell me the common things in horror movies.


I don't feel like this is the kind of LINE stamp for a superhero team.


Can you see us?

Question: To the ruling class and upper-class people, I have one thing to say.


The content is thin.

Question: An unusual occurrence in dictionaries that don't have the word defeat.


What part of 'cry me a river' do you not understand?


The patient was hit by an ambulance immediately after being discharged from the hospital.


That banana.


"Stop using children as shields and treating them as weapons!"


Sunny spells, then partly cloudy with a chance of pizza.


This guy's head is balding.


I'm so stuffed...


That idea is exactly like a cherry.

Question: Can the sound of I love you make a person stronger?


Eigun, listen up! Momma summoned a demon!


I'll show you mine if he shows me his.


The waiter asked who was going to pay at that moment.


Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet, pork chop shankle porchetta pork belly leberkäse spare ribs kevin beef ribs ground round prosciutto hamburger tri-tip brisket chuck sirloin shank sausage.


I envy you straight from the heart. I'll have the second person from the right.


We're gonna burn down Hama-jin's house next!


Don't get cocky just because you're older.


They're really good at imitating middle schoolers.

Question: I don't like middle school students like this.


What? / Hmph.


Waiter/waitress.

Question: This chef's whim of thinking 'I should go to a psychiatrist'.


Alarm is lullaby.

Question: What new features or functions do you think are unnecessary on an alarm clock?


Two-day weekends.

Question: I'm the Heisei Rider, huh? I guess so!


Oh, I wish I could wear such a beautiful dress and go to a ball like that. And then I met the Dragon脉 Power Stone.

Question: Please don't leave the fairy tale unfinished.


The reaction of the front-row girl after changing seats.


Don't be afraid, we have Tide laundry powder.


"If I heard you correctly, what you just said was to wash the ingredients clean first, right?"


I was originally supposed to be a magical lady, but when I realized it, the way I was addressed had changed.

Question: What's the recent烦恼 of the magic mature woman?


Well, well, here I am standing up for my face.


A handmade keyboard.


There's nothing.

Question: I hate this train station.


Let me just say this...


Um, was the lady earlier a nurse? Is mom over here?


How effective is karate in communication education?


Miss Miki


Three stars.


Just wait and see.


Gold license for driving a car.

Question: Please share your humble brag.


Without doubt, my husband is playing with our daughters. And there's another one... in my belly.


After cutting the egg


Compare the smell of my body odor and the smell of my pants.

Question: How can you tell whose pants one of the girls in class left behind in the dressing room?


You really made me mad. It's been 10 years since I've seen you like this.


Can I help you? How may I assist you?

Question: What would happen if there was a really posh funeral director?


The next festival that Miyagawa Daisuke is participating in is this one!


The shikigami made fun of the students for looking out the classroom window in space station.


Everyone sit down except Zhang Wei.


The guys at the guy's side of the blind date are all not showing up.


What anniversary is it! Remember it for me!


Eleven let go of the collar and ran into the forest.


People with thighs over 70 centimeters can wear tights if they want to.

Question: Please add some strange rules to the race.


You won't be satisfied with just this dorayaki, next.


This is for you! A paperless movement thank you letter


Later, the staff treated us to delicious food.


The Number One Deciding Battle of Legitimate Judges

Question: What does M-1 stand for?


Looking at my own face reflected in my phone, I can't help but think, What am I doing these days?


This year's Pocky is freezing really well.


In the end, Gumma Prefecture emerged victorious.

Question: Kanagawa Prefecture, Saitama Prefecture, Chiba Prefecture.


Boobies, plenty of boobies! ♥


Rider from the 1970s that charges with an USB port on their helmet.


Five seconds before getting beat up.


The Real Deal Delivery Service.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


Want to be teased?


Is this a movie? Go back home.


We call the dohyo a field.

Question: This sumo stable is stylish~ What kind of sumo stable is it?


seawall


Are you calling me?


The mysterious figure of the Great Lord.


The itinerary for the graduation exam is two nights and three days.

Question: Auto school bullying is common.


Bachelor's degree from Ritsumeikan Junior College.

Question: Can you please provide me with 3 ICOTMs and 1 M regarding the Kamakura period?


The moving point P has finally been caught up with.


The battle of wits continues without a resolution.


Slacking off, slacking off.


Pointing finger.

Question: If 1 billion people do it, it won't work.


The shark fin I just ordered has arrived in such a timely manner.


The bus is so empty today, hehehe!


Awful selfies.


The swimming pool is under expansion.


I didn't have any health issues, so I'm going back to work.


I was shocked to find out that the Silver Pavilion, which I visited during my recent trip to Kyoto, wasn't actually made of silver. And then...


I feel potential.

Question: Write a review of a manga you haven't read yet.


The difference between my voice on the phone and my regular voice.

Question: Moments of共鸣with Mom, makes me feel like a star.


The classroom only has women.

Question: Daytime break antics.


Ahhhhh!


The idol who is always in the spotlight and receives criticism seems different.


Today's opponent is really strong!


A precious human mother takes photos of herself hunting with her young cubs on the phone.


I don't understand why people who want to take a bath together or those who call them names both fall under the category of 'can't be bothered with'.


I listen to CDs where the person is singing, not me.

Question: Can you teach me how to get high scores at karaoke?


Phew!

Question: The words the hammer thrower never utters.


Flamenco Revolution

Question: Please add one word to historical events to make them feel unfortunate.


Then give me a big octopus, please.

Question: Can you give me some examples of how two people are tackling environmental issues in a sexy way?


I judged from my first impression!


In the moment I bowed my head at the apology meeting, I was surprised to find out that it was actually a surprise birthday party.


Eating hot pot with fogged-up glasses is impossible to win, ahhh


No matter how many times I'm stabbed in the back, my father refuses to give up on crossdressing.


I let out a fart at the group date, so I quickly sucked it up.


Exit of gym.


The first option to choose with Gradius.


"For the following question, let's have a student who feels like sleeping answer."


The designated fool took an unexpected 'retort'.


You scared the shit out of me!


The other person is on the Facebook search page.

Question: Please tell me the reason why you don't even want to reveal your name, if possible.


Consideration of tax reduction.

Question: What tax are they talking about implementing with that new glasses policy?


Wait a minute, teacher. We haven't finished copying yet.


I bow to the power of the dice!

Question: Title or quote (add ro and make it fun to try out.)


The organizer of the activity was actually wearing clothes.


Died from a plush toy.

Question: When cultural festivals are held for 24 hours, things that are common tend to happen.


Because of crossing the line, I failed the second road test.


Prime Minister Abe.

Question: If you could only bring one thing to a deserted island, what would it be?


Rising action, climax, falling action.

Question: Please give me a sense of regret using a four-character idiom.


Fire the rocket launcher.

Question: What should I do when I am being tailgated?


Look forward to move on.


Family trip?


Hey, did you wash your shirt and jeans together?


Moon Medicine


Fight!


Don't bet, I told you. It's not free. I got scolded for 30 minutes.


A live-action butt detective from overseas is scary.


Who the hell is Mickey's grandpa?


I'm not a Crayon, but I'm in the same industry.


You're the only one who catches my eye.

Question: Please say I'll be back.


Pay the bill.

Question: What's the innovative way of dealing with NHK when they come?


Spring destroys IKEA chairs.

Question: Can you teach me a rude shortcut phrase?


At karaoke, I'm the type to say What should we drink next? using the microphone for everything.


Sherlock Holmes in Japan.

Question: In a typical episode of Detective Conan where no one dies.


Crazy old man trying to turn his near-death experience into haiku.


I looked at my page filled with stars (points).


A battle between monkeys and crabs begins.

Question: I don't like this Kōhaku Uta Gassen.


Grandma's in the hospital, it's real talk...

Question: I hate Respect for the Aged Day like this.


Hundredth consecutive day on duty.


The face when asked to sign something privately.


Oh, me... this is just me being human...


Reservations.

Question: I don't want the service at an unpleasant funeral home.


Hi, it's me, Bob. I'm on the other side of the Earth now.


I'm almost being framed by elimination.


Please don't become awkward when you say that macarons are the one thing you want to eat before you die.


There are no off-site gatherings.


In the courtyard, goldenrod thrives.


What's so great about Edward Salt today? So many people are gathered here. Wait, is it not salt but CEO? Oh, and is it delicious?


Why didn't you put it in the convenience store?!


Selfie of Abe


Figure out the punchline for this joke, please.


I ate the pudding that was in the fridge belonging to you.

Question: Alright, I'll forgive you, so repent.


Lock yourself in the toilet and concentrate on releasing your lower body strength (which is actually usable).

Question: What did you do to get through when you messed up in a big situation?


They fix the shoes right away, including other people.

Question: When you go up to someone else's house, something common happens.


Ugh, can't you just give up and let me take you along?


I thought it was guu, didn't you?


Third day login bonus! You'll get Johnny from the Sales Department tomorrow!


Seeing an alien spaceship smaller than you and not feeling scared


I took pictures of garbage from a balloon.

Question: Looks like there's a video circulating of Muska from Laputa Castle becoming a YouTuber.


No matter how you process it, it always goes back to the original face.


The portrait is already blurry and there's nothing that can be done about it.

Question: Chill, I feel you.


That kid's probably waiting at the airport, hurry up and get on the plane!


The in-flight meal is Lebanese cuisine.

Question: I don't like this airplane.


I can't stop sneezing when I see this.


Revived.


I don't believe in these COVID tests and I want to be released soon!

Question: How am I feeling now?


Dad's coming to stay over tonight!


Hey, put the ladder back.


I came to change the image of the flower house.


Nearsighted or Can't see far.


Can I give it a name?


What's the outlook for the economy? It seems to be struggling...


Release Bob, who has been raised for many years, back into nature.


After I told you to inflate it, I didn't mean with hydrogen!


That looked really delicious! I praised it.

Question: What should I do if I accidentally dropped my friend's lunch on the floor?


I claim to have come from the future, but my gender is different.


Sorry, I can't help you with that.

Question: Don't wrap it like an onigiri.


Hey, someone!


What beverage are you going to clearify this time? I tried red wine, but how was it?


No vas castrado hasta los 10 años.


Are you two dating?


Wake up! It's my turn.


If you didn't get it, go back and try again! Don't you have any fuel? You can go by paddling!


The matchmakers kept pushing the couple to see each other even though they didn't seem interested.


Thought of a mouse character, just feels normal and cute w.


The image ambassador of tomato scrambled eggs.


The guy who wasn't called for the class gathering works at a restaurant.


Wolf Do you have any paper?


Time is like the wind, you can't catch it in a room.

Question: This sumo stable is stylish~ What kind of sumo stable is it?


Don't take mama's toys without asking!


The referee will conduct security checks before the two-person match.


Maiden Heidi of the Alps.

Question: Please change the name of that famous masterpiece into something funny, keeping it to one or two characters.


Unknown Bowl (Unknown Rice Bowl)

Question: Don't wrap it like an onigiri.


The note came with a lot of gum attached to it.


Sorry, it's not the Heisei Rider I meant.


I've heard that one before, it's boring now.


Look over there! Wow! Medusa!


Haven't got used to how to operate yet.


Cute, like a miniature Dachshund.

Question: I'm being complimented, but the compliments aren't making me happy at all.


What the hell are you doing?!...I can't say that, I won't take anyone's freedom away. Let's go back in time!

Question: I thought it was just a dream, but it turned out to be real - in a sort of otaku-ish way.


The first half.

Question: In a typical episode of Detective Conan where no one dies.


I hate this school. What's it like?

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


The color isn't good, you should wear a mask, right?


Aliens (white).


Want to be called out loud? Get it done quickly.


Gacy said, Aiko Ashida is also doing sugar dating in Singapore.

Question: Rutina Itaya is furious.


Add processing to shortcake.

Question: What is A thinking about regarding the unexpected usage of leftover Christmas cakes?


Thanks, that's all. There's a cliff ahead.


The dodgeball player who hasn't got used to the rules of tennis.


I'm not good at reading hiragana.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.

Question: Tell me the edge of what's acceptable for an attractive person.


Can you please clarify that a bit?


Am I pretty? Still? Pomade, pomade, pomade.


Baseball player.


Staring at attention and popularity, I felt like I could do it too, but in reality, it wasn't the case at all. Take a break once.

Question: It's a common thing to blank out during rock-paper-scissors.


What's inside, huh? The second half starts now.

Question: It's a common thing to blank out during rock-paper-scissors.


Oh, we're gonna become the slime tower.


You can't enter the company without singing the anthem with all your might.


Morning after my third infidelity was discovered.

Question: Can you tell me about an oversold market like a quiet Sunday?


Mr. Shibamura is going to die.

Question: What I say wouldn't have been understood by people 20 years ago.


The baby swallow quickly sensed mom's return home.


Haven't you heard the broadcast saying "Vehicle starting, please sit down and hold on tight? Fasten your safety belt!"


Is that your phone? Please don't drop it in the water again


A man who doesn't repeat himself about the same thing.


I got shanked while out cutting the grass.


I'm going to another place to drink... My workplace doesn't allow alcohol, so not being able to drink is also tough.


Laying eggs will soon begin.


Close your eyes and peer into the scope.

Question: Headache-inducing common sniper mistake.


A masked beauty sitting in front of the train.

Question: Hopes are dashed.


Let's meet at the theater next!

Question: Don't ask me such a thing.


I hate injections! I'm getting it done~


Thanks. or No problem.

Question: Sorry, I don't know what that means in English.


Third place in the depths of desire, lights up!


Five sons.


Mom before makeup and after makeup


Ew! Gross! (with booger)


A crack has appeared in the flying stone right in front of me.


Like, you want to take it home with you?


Person of interest appears.


In the dorm, our team of five found an opponent who was alone.


Wow! Whoo-hoo! Wheeewhoo-whoop!


With teaching, one can perform certain skills to some extent.


To my surprise, two citizens of the nation.


Hurry up, the rabbit is sleeping.


I didn't cry at all!


SPEED is a member of Congress.

Question: Twenty years after leaving prison, I was shocked to come out.


People are foolish creatures.


When will the chess and card room open?


As the person in charge, I will简洁地陈述为什么 I cannot get married.

Question: What problem did I involuntarily look at twice during the test?


The colonel who drowned in an adult swimming pool has been discharged from the hospital, so everyone tried to gesture at the height of the water at that time.


Anti-fascist heroes are discussing tactics.


I went to HOOTERS for the first time.


I got 10 likes on my tweet.

Question: Please share your humble brag.


Mom came to pull off my blanket right after I fell asleep from playing games all night.


Ever since Mom suggested selling Doraemon and buying a robot cleaner, that's been my problem.


Old man who gives me great advice.


Alright, I'm going to enjoy Golden Week to the fullest!

Question: Come on, it's already late!


My sister came back from Hokkaido at the cheapest possible way she could think of.


"Tony teacher cut his hair and said, 'Thank you, this hairstyle looks good.'"


So cute!


Unremoveable blackheads.


There is always a question on the stopped square.

Question: It's a common thing to blank out during rock-paper-scissors.


Spirit of the army, yet wearing armor.

Question: When foreigners make a Japanese-style horror film, they often encounter common things.


Change light bulbs.


The toilet hasn't loaded yet.


Surgeon: So, how did he get it in there?


The monitor told the teacher, "The homework is not much, we can finish it."


The selection of protein products is unusually extensive.

Question: What kind of store is Matsumoto Kiyoshi?


Time has stopped playing too many times.


Yahoo!

Question: The words the hammer thrower never utters.


I infiltrated the enemy base as a spy but got caught wearing the wrong military uniform, so I tried to escape using my hobby of rakugo.


I'm sorry I couldn't keep my promise to hit a home run. The next time you're healthy again, please hit a home run for me in place of me.

Question: An awesome line to say after striking out three times.


Ouch! What the hell are you looking at over there?!


Peach is heading to the island of Oni! The ice mountain collision! Ah, sunk!

Question: Please forcibly end the story that is getting intense.


Using osmotic pressure and gravity to transfer high-density knowledge in books into low-density minds.


Doctor：Hurry up! A patient in ICU ran away wearing a white coat.


Come on, don't hide it. That's not natural hair, you know that, right? Wait... Don't say any more.


This topic is super difficult to make a joke about, no kidding (sweat).

Question: There should be no exceptions based on individual differences.


Am I not mistaken for a kappa?

Question: Be mindful when raising kappa.


Hey! The second squad has escaped everyone except for myself!


Why do they require dance to be mandatory starting from freshman year, and it has to be breakdancing??!


The roller coaster started going down.


Nobody's coming to the cat cafe.


The childhood playmate who has already established a family and career invites the champion of the hide-and-seek game from years ago to come home.


Can't fall asleep completely.


I haven't seen the movie yet, but I probably would have if it were 'Weathering with You'.


Can fingerprint authentication work?


What's up? or What's going on?


On closer inspection, it's really creepy...


Just got back from body measurements, but the class has already started. Yamada, Yamamoto, Yoshida, and Watanabe.


When I wake up my wife every morning.


Attire is casual! It's a fun workplace!


I got a glow-in-the-dark sticker.


Alright, let's go find something shiny!


After bumping into the waiter and wearing the same clothes, I can no longer get my ordered food to my table completely.


Teachers with eyes on their occiput usually watch TV this way.


For the sake of peace, the defense force.

Question: Please say something contradictory.


My right arm has no feeling.


Sorry, I can't help you with that.


Sunflowers started picking on butt-shaped aliens.


Finish summer homework by writing one page every day.


Is this not plastic foam?


From the beginning, humming.

Question: Can you teach me how to get high scores at karaoke?


Drizzle lemon over the fried chicken.

Question: Don't do absolutely anything at a sushi restaurant that turns around.


Mr/Ms Owner, this is a misunderstanding.


Wow, it was a diary.


Draw cute little cockatoo~

Question: What is an appropriate lyrics for a picture song?


Mermaid-like women who live by the sea.


The girl with the biggest chest stepped forward when I called her name.


Open your mouth!


After swimming, I found my key card missing when going back home.


Tommy and Terry Tomato.

Question: Please ruin the lyrics by changing one character.


I can't remember the name of the street at all.

Question: Random things that happen in Japan.


All nails have the royal seal at their tips.

Question: That carpenter must be the daughter's boyfriend. How did I notice?


Stop the camera, nya!!


Green Tea Ice Cream


Lack of material prevents from making a new face.

Question: Typical things in serial broadcasts.


Is it that big? I've never heard of it!


Throw a shoulder block after an armbar.


What the heck are you doing!

Question: What should I do, I'm out of breath already?


In two seconds, I will be shattered.

Question: Please tell me a lie in two seconds.


In the middle of the夏日鸟取沙丘, there's a vending machine selling Calpis original concentrate.

Question: I don't like this Okayama Prefecture.


Your dog ran away!...grrr.


Sorry, I can't assist with that.

Question: Can you make the company name more interesting by adding one letter?


Don't do it.

Question: Job hunting tips/trauma.


"King-like treatment after marriage" was originally referring to Louis XVI.


Let's have kids and live in this village ♥


What's for dinner?


The next morning after sticking strong glue on the walls of the women's bathroom.


A new evil dragon has appeared.


I'm late for the funeral.


Additional Time at Home

Question: Elegant retirement home.


When can I retire?


My elbow grazed the girl from the neighboring class.


Oh, sorry, I'm in the middle of transforming. Could you wait just a little bit longer?


An old person and an infant are as different as paper and thin.


The first time I went to a izakaya, all the regulars were there and it was awkward.


You're gonna turn us into girls and make it into a game? Are you serious? Haha


"Are you saying I have to pay more money?"


So, is it like cornflakes or not?


After picking up the frisbee thrown away by its owner, I turned back only to find that it was abandoned.


Fooled! This glasses can't see through at all!


The goalkeeper stopped the goal with his mind!


The sound of betrayal.

Question: What the raccoon is thinking now.


A kid around 15 years old got on a bike and rode off.


Grandparents who have passed away enjoying themselves in heaven.

Question: It's not something to laugh about, but I would like to see the scene once.


Saddle

Question: DEEＮ doesn't want to take away just 00 and not sing that kind of song.


I often get mistaken for a suspicious person while jogging.


Hold my hand, please.


The clan leaders have decided; you go to pit number 2 and stand as a terracotta warrior


Wake up.


The kid across the street didn't get ice cream.


Can... can't... escape... hurry... I've been... holding it... for 2 hours...


Cookies can be dangerous, so we use regular marshmallows and red-dyed marshmallows to make the white and red ones!


I thought I recognized a celebrity when the spotlight hit, but it was just an old man.


It's too cold, put on another coat please.


Old man, I don't understand.

Question: What does a grown-up daughter of a man become?


I can't show it to you!


I feel like sleeping, but it's actually pretty fun.

Question: There are still some people awake over here.


We can't go back to our home because the basement is flooded.


Tomorrow, the weather looks nice!


A birthday gift from my boyfriend that was free but I love it so much!


Sorry, can I get you Grande Fat-Free Milk instead of the Grandefino coffee?

Question: I don't feel suited for this job at the moment.


Matsumoto Kiyoshi

Question: Never heard of that person, don't know their name.


There are certain words that cannot be submitted. Please rephrase your expression.

Question: It makes me angry to be ignored.


On the ancient ruin's mural, there's a painting that looks just like me saying Hey guys, it's me!


Did SMAP really disband?

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


In Chinese character test, my own name appeared.


Kindness.

Question: What's left after 99.9% of the bacteria are killed?


Spiderman might catch this person.


Go to the login point.

Question: Midnight


Explosive finish.


On the morning of the day a transfer student arrives, an empty seat appears that has never been there before.

Question: In anime, there's this common funny contrast: characters who wouldn't seem like the singing type suddenly singing character songs.


I'm more of a don't wash my hands even when I go to the bathroom person.


I got caught after putting tree sap on the guitar.


Five people entered the subway using only one card.


I'll marry her as soon as this war is over!


Jayko (26 years old)


The restroom is over there. Isoge Moralez, the previous champion of the selection tournament, is amazing again this time.


Ally-Anna!

Question: Except for things that turn into crimes, I want to try something once.


You want to know more about me, right?


The surprising result is after the commercial!

Question: Hopes are dashed.


Troublemaker.


Today's swimming class, huh?


Sakupun wo hiragana de moji suu wo kasou. 的美国常用表达可能是 Use hiragana to write the numbers in order to read sakupun.

Question: I thought in Japanese.


Sagittarius Saint in the Zodiac.


"Tango is about stepping forward and backward~"


Sorry for cutting you off in the car.

Question: Alright, I'll forgive you, so repent.


Do you remember me?


We had a barbecue and everyone only brought watermelons.


Punch the time card.

Question: Finish the soil work.


At this point, I can't even mention the map being used as a tablecloth


The police finally realized that Conan was the culprit.


Patchwork is intense all the way to the World Championship finals.


The hostess at the store I went to today was really cool.


It's great that you can see the black tights but not quite.


It's warm and cozy under the covers.


The one in white won.


Harry Potter, Naruto, and Final Fantasy influenced me.


I won't look at the stubble because I'm embarrassed.


Doraemon is enjoying himself/herself in Mouse Land.


Karaage Kun is missing.

Question: Late-night convenience store stuff.


You're so cute, I can't help but keep tying it up even though one rock-paper-scissors game would end it right away!


Fantastic fan.


Wang Xiaoming, your mom is not mad anymore; come out of the room.


Nobita's Grandpa

Question: Doraemon doesn't have that character.


The referee angered all the competitors in the shooting competition.


I am not a dog, I don't want to be one.


Your hands are so skilled, Mary.


Endurance is crucial in important night games.

Question: There should be no exceptions based on individual differences.


When the local festival opened, an unknown foreigner came with the intention of stealing my T-shirt by exchanging uniforms.


Zack!


reusable shopping bag

Question: I don't want to buy it even at a 95% discount.


Serve the ball quickly, Li Na!


They sometimes mix in alien language during conversations and say look, I'm half alien so I feel it.

Question: What are some common things between宇宙人 and 地球人?


Use cotton swabs next time when cleaning your ears.


Karaoke champion "If you dare to sing along again, believe it or not, I'll kill you."


Reluctantly saying goodbye to the owner and trying to persuade him if he could get rid of that bad cat.


I woke up.


Ah... it's not cat food, is it? It's salmon canned food, right? It's not cat food.


Is it midnight, 12 PM, or is it possible that it's 12 AM or noon? I'm momentarily confused, but it doesn't really matter.

Question: Midnight


Excuse me, it's burned.


After opening the shell, I saw the wedding ring.


Dad, who said he wouldn't take me to the amusement park, suddenly changed his mind, but it was too late to retrieve the firecrackers already stuffed into his cigarette.


All the cars on the opposite side have high beams.


Scared of needles, huh?


Can you please head out from here?


Someone's calling my name!

Question: What do you usually get called?


Damn! If only I had a self-defense mirror.


People's motivation switch has been taken away.


At the coffee shop, reading the morning paper and drinking coffee, I can't help but think that the Showa era was a good time.


I think it's as effective as the next best thing to body armor.

Question: Can the sound of I love you make a person stronger?


Hey, Mr. Thunder's alarm clock 'Yah!'


The correct way to pour water by the water's edge.


Murotsuyoshi and I made eye contact.


The urgent announcement at 4 o'clock.


The feeling of being asked to introduce myself.


A book that satisfies grandma.


The dog next door is barking insanely early in the morning...


Pussy President.


People who star themselves on multiple accounts.

Question: Don't congratulate yourself!


The rise of wheat prices.


Someone from NHK is being persistent in asking for money.

Question: Please tell me the reason why you can't sleep.


A female singer going to a women's prison to perform.

Question: Is a pink development really just any kind of development?


Putin... excuse me.


When I shone the flashlight on Tanaka with a bug's eye lamp, it caught fire.


I'm sorry, I ate the ice cream.


Taking away the hard-earned food of ants to eat.


Parked my bike on the manhole cover before going into the supermarket, and when I came out, the Chinese Civil Engineering Team was already getting ready to pack up.


Super Mario Warriors

Question: Nintendo going off the rails? What's the title of the new Mario game?


Don't push anymore, wait for the next subway.


Before leaving, I sent a tweet saying I'm sending the biggest octopus to the kids now.

Question: What mischief has Santa Claus, the wild boy, done this time? Nakai is shocked.


Oh, my Doppio!


Just standing here, but if you step, it'll explode.

Question: Common things about landmine characters in various games.


Dazed and confused.

Question: What should I do during Golden Week?


Only appears when timing is right.


Y'all

Question: Can't stand seeing that stuff lately.


No quitting allowed.

Question: The surprising internal rules of Japan's number one black company.


Kerberos, Phoenix, and Hanuman go to defeat the ogres.

Question: Peach Tanuki, a middle schooler with chuunibyou.


Out of toilet paper, so...


The guy on the left must have named himself very casually.


The zongzi has gone bad.


I just can't help but have fun firing colored clay in front of customers.


Mask sale!


I can almost grasp the true identity of point P...


Supplementing iron and getting good quality sleep.

Question: What should I do, I'm out of breath already?


Drunk person vs Sober person.


Pinning down a full-time employee with Google Maps.


Oh, I can hear the sound of the ocean.


Show the paper with the destination written on it and stick out your thumb.

Question: The typical way to stop a taxi in Japan.


Just grab it, okay?


There was no teacher in the health room.


You're the one.

Question: I'm sorry for your loss.


Gosh, I really don't need these teeth for meat!


Dà Yǔ, I got my driver's license!


Hey Akko! I brought chopsticks!


What the hell? This isn't chu-hu!


Well, how should I handle this?


Wow, tonight's dinner is so fancy!


Just beat it! Get the right to answer the quiz.

Question: What happens when you press the mysterious button discovered at the top of Mount Fuji?


Oops, danger! Dog poop!


Glass hurts the eyes of fish really badly.

Question: Please tell me Cinderella's hidden autumn secret.


Who knew there was such a way to use the photo?


When smiling.

Question: I feel a little happy when I'm being silly.


I won 300 million yen in the lottery, so I threw away all my mail and quit my job on a whim.


Leave it to Acco.

Question: Please teach me the contents of Attack on Titan in a suitable way for the world.


What should I start with regarding layoffs as the first task for the minister?


Okay, let's just move on.


I'm very happy.


Sales Tax Payment

Question: What tax are they talking about implementing with that new glasses policy?


Come to me, my little one.


This is the killer's motive for murder!


Hey, sis, wanna join us for some Zen meditation?


Wasted cells don't work hard.

Question: Please don't waste that title, it's pointless.


Hey, what are you laughing at? It's not something to show off.


Killer slide by土门, and he's never coming back.

Question: What would happen if there were no friction?


I saw an ad on the street.

Question: What words Coca-Cola never says!


After hearing the gas leak alarm, go and check.


Come on, let me out in the hallway!!No way, you're losing your mind. Everyone, don't leave Nobi alone!


Hey, I remember seeing Ponyo around here somewhere...


The beginning of rock-paper-scissors is rock.

Question: What things do you think are a waste?


Sure, if you press Enter next, the transfer will be complete :)


Kiss my ass, Milka?


Get it! (using one hand)


Come on, let's go!


I have one year left to live.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


At a party for just players, we defeated the final boss.


Controlled territories of Ukraine.


Hey, wanna have another kid? What about Salmon Boy (Salmon Mon)! How about it? No way.


Women are more beautiful than in reality❤

Question: Old comic book stuff.


Excuse me, sir/madam, I don't believe you've checked out that item yet.


No way! That's just changing a regular light bulb. You don't have any firefly spirit at all. Try it again from the beginning.


The sun is intense.


Did you cover for me back there?


Takeshi! Your mom is coming out!


Donki has a high success rate.

Question: Only someone who has seriously studied the topic would understand it.