What the hell do you think is going on when you say there's a 20-point difference in soccer?

Question: If you give up, the game is over, so please respond to that.


Country fried rice


Can you do it if you can?

Question: Please ask me a question in a way that is not quite grasping the point.


Don't leave any food on your plate, okay?


Met a strange guy while traveling in a time machine.


Why is this world filled with conflict?


Gene combination.


The organizer requires wearing black and white clothes.


Animal Interaction Plaza 20th Anniversary Statue.


In the protective capsule, you're prone to teleporting into the Hamdeworth spacetime under the influence of Marcel waves if you sneeze.

Question: What are some common things between宇宙人 and 地球人?


In their previous form, they were the strongest.

Question: What is common when Atsuko Honda transforms into a Precure?


Finally, I made it to the scene by taking a taxi.


The photographer won.


I saw a pair of pigeons mating.

Question: What was the naughtiest experience of your life?


Yellow, let's go home! Green, I don't want to buy toys!


the side of the tape that can be stuck on


From holding in gas, I can now emit the fragrance of perfume.


Boys and girls, fish with eyes on the same side of the mouth are called flatfish.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.


Attempting to control an uncontrollable windshield wiper.


I'm sorry, I don't understand.


Don't regret doing it in buffet style.


I became the ghost in Hide and Seek, but I'm being sneaky and peeking at everyone through the gaps.


Weren't you supposed to take a picture of me?


There are convenience stores in Gunma too!

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Kanto.


Waiting in line for children's rides.


Excuse me, and then I'll come into the kitchen.

Question: I don't like these cockroaches.


This store has everything above its price.

Question: Let me explain it in Haiku style!


Run interference.

Question: Add one letter to the TV show title and make it feel like it's been transformed into something else.


Dad, I'm embarrassed, so can you stop that outfit?


Hey, can't a bear take a leak?


Just the Vitamin B One from earlier!


The end of the road is a fisherman.

Question: I don't like this aquarium.


That's Amway!

Question: Knock some sense into the airhead who thinks they're living the 'real life' when they're really just a boring nobody.


Who's bra is on the sofa?


Three of us went on a graduation trip!


You again!


Last Man Standing.

Question: Can you rephrase that in a cool way, like the ocean is calm?


The opponent of the competition is decided by you.


Sleep it off!

Question: I was struck by how much the human body has yet to develop.


Just hold hands for as long as we can.


The face mask is about to expire; might as well use it all at once


Don't give me a second to think about what's in front of me.


Bought a super cheap ticket.


Hey, did you switch shampoo?


Freeza's power is growing again... just a little bit more and he'll be recovered. Everyone please wait for him.


Matsuo: Haven't you confessed already? Abe: There's no way now!


Do you guys have paper?


Expose all the bad things about Japan and learn from our mistakes so we don't repeat them in the next generation.

Question: What is the purpose of the Olympics?


Nakajima! If you're going to baseball, beat me first before you go!


We'll lend our power to Goku too!Yeah!


Yesterday's broadcast was all about channeling my hatred towards cancer.


I gave a boring joke a one-star rating.


The lower part of the team uniform doesn't need to be changed.


Wow, you and your kid look alike!


Fired


If we complain to the city hall about the many intersections here and ask them to add more traffic signals, they might cause a major traffic jam as a form of retribution.


The boy behind me didn't sleep during the last class.


Oh come on, what's the point? I mean, let's face it, our cat popularity is just going to get stolen by that jerk Ghibli and his gang, right?


I really flew it!


The slot machine next to me hit the jackpot five minutes ago.


Keep an eye on that customer; let's see how he pays later


A completely unfamiliar song playing in the karaoke.


What's Eve's plan? She's decided on the Arima Kinen, right?!


Overwhelming military superiority.


Is it about Krillin?


The knowledge that is truly necessary.

Question: You're missing out on something.


Sorry, I'm still late...


Just missed getting hit by Nappa.


Marble chocolate.


Happy birthday to you.


Ah! There's a cockroach.


I am studying on my own.


Do you want to eat watermelon? I'll peel it for you.


The party will be about 5 minutes late.


Silent murderous intent.


Nothing's there, yet you see it. What do you see?


Morning comes, then afternoon passes and it becomes night.

Question: Please say it in iambic pentameter.


That's not Magnum, is it?


Satoshi, Where did Takashi and Pikachu go? Oukido, I don't like kids as perceptive as you.


Eat, energy ball!


Umm...I haven't gotten my meal today...Oh, it's okay. I can go without eating for one day.


You said to run away quickly, the enemy is so strong that resisting is just pointless, it's ridiculous and I can't take it anymore!

Question: The world's coolest way to be swept off one's feet.


Use the computer.

Question: A word about math.


Putting leftover sushi back together carefully.


Show me the real deal, please.


I prefer Pile Driver On! to Change Getter!.

Question: Why aren't you launching with Getta Robo?


First, why do we need to factor expressions without using roots?

Question: A word about math.


Can freely close your eyes.

Question: What is the effect of magic that doesn't come in handy, learned at a magic school?


There's nothing we can do about it, the gravitational field does bend light.


Nananana~ Nananana~ and then I keep falling down.


Masked individual.

Question: 试着用八个字来表示世界的终结


How do you like that picture?


Hey, this person always posts explicit topics and gets deleted. Oh wait, that's me.


I absolutely won't tolerate that barber shop.


I can't believe I got an O-Ren-Oh scam on my TV phone.


Sleep in.


Kobayashi Sachiko has really become huge.


It's the red and blue pencil that you helped me with the other day.


You're wrong, you move to the back.


The fortune-telling at a Shinto shrine in Kyushu.


Book off, but there aren't any books!


So I decided to wipe after finishing wiping.


Vietnamese stick insect.

Question: What toppings are on the ramen that nobody wants to order?


Let's pile on! while flying the drone.


Can you wait for The God Commentaries to be updated on Sunday?


The general has failed.


Dark magic Turn the opponent's broom into a bludger.


Motor.

Question: What are some things that become difficult as they get bigger?


Heard the sound of someone being hit with a blunt object.


Boss who will be back on time.


Turn into 81 years old.


My heart is pure white!


I'll have this for dessert tonight ❤.


Answer check!


Can I come back?


Joining Service


Funds are not being allocated.

Question: What is happiness for young people these days?


"This meal is on me, 'No, this meal is on me


Not selling.

Question: Did you sell the urethane?


Ouch! That hurts! It's a hemorrhoid!


The right side of my face was stung by a bee.


Man, another confusing hill has appeared.


Someone reported discovering bones.


The product name at the supermarket looked like lemon but it was definitely not.

Question: How wonderful it would have been if it was just a dream.


Don't stop the jumper♥


Thought I was being romantic.

Question: A person of bad credit cannot obtain a cell phone contract.


Cut it out.

Question: This person's occupation is a tailor. Why do you think so?


Sure enough, it's Chengmei.


The hair is tangled and I can't get it off my hands.


Culprit: No, during that time, I was at home all the time


How about 17% per item?


The brothers left home in turn in arithmetic problems.


I overdid it.


The origin dates back to 16th century England.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about the bird nobility.


Naked speech

Question: Please tell me something like The Legend of Zelda.


Everyone jumps on the trampoline and the person in the middle gets bounced up.


It feels like my armpits smell, even though I can't confirm it in front of someone I like.


Don't monkey with my car!


Outdoor learning.


Let's go, see! Let's sing, see! Let's promise, see! Let's love, see! The highest level of love, see!


Oh no, oh no, you've been trying to hook me with that fishing line ever since we started talking, haven't you?


Oh my goodness, it's Potato Head!


Pension systems and the struggles of the current generation.


I won't say where, but I fell in the river.

Question: What could happen when one Giants fan is surrounded by 10,000 Hanshin fans?


An-chan, that's wake-up time.


There is no entrance hall.

Question: The worst fact discovered on the first day of buying my own home.


Dr. Slump... can't beat Giant... bring out a tool to help me.


What the hell are you doing here?


Thanks to the power of the state, I came in first!


I wanted to be in the RIZAP CM so I trained, but I got eliminated in the preliminary round.


Here is the pickled tamagoyaki that you helped me with.


"The most painful ultimate move according to weirdos' votes is 'Silent Charm'."


Ugh... if I hadn't given in to my desires, I wouldn't have been vulnerable like this.


Hey, guys! A man is causing chaos and my friends are getting hurt! 'Shocker's out!' he's shouting!


The Elegant Way to Catch Flies


Twenty-four hour eating television.

Question: Try making it interesting by putting 'food' in the title or quote!


The funeral was too long and I couldn't sit cross-legged comfortably.


Itchy back.


From Cat Bus to Cat Monorail.


You're the one who said I resemble your father, right? You prepared for this?


Can you charge it for me?

Question: An ancient person time-traveled to the present day! What was the shocking first thing they said to a modern person?


I gave strict instructions to Mr. Nakajima's son.


常常发生

Question: In the app version (smartphone version), there are points that feel inconvenient compared to the 2C version when I'm being silly.


Don't worry, even doctors get scared during their first surgery.


The woman in the next apartment always comes out to greet me.


Play along with the rabbit and pretend to be afraid of water.


What is a gubernatorial election?


Old Wang, who was being pointed at by a gun from behind, felt something was off.


from the opposition party comes the parliamentary stalemate tax.

Question: Someone is better off paying taxes.


Please hold this direction twice after meals in the morning and evening.


Fortunately, it was really study materials when I saw my daughter open the "study materials" folder.


Sorry, I can't get what you mean by ベンッ. It doesn't seem to be a Japanese word or phrase that I'm familiar with. Could you please provide more context or clarify your question?

Question: Please change the name of the car to make it sound less cool.


The Okinawa in winter is colder than expected.


Five seconds before major poop comes out, seriously.


A young Indiana Jones cannot break the ancient curse.


Turn on the flashlight, wait for 1/299,792,458 of a second, and measure the distance the light has traveled.

Question: Can you teach me how to measure one meter?


Holding long hair found in the car, waiting for my husband to come home.


Dad said, "Can't you break three of them?!" and my younger brothers all shouted, "We broke them!" I didn't know what to do.


The height of the button decreases as Mount Fuji's peak becomes lower.

Question: What happens when you press the mysterious button discovered at the top of Mount Fuji?


Oh! This is the easy-to-throw-up type of powdered milk, isn't it!


The cost of the meat and toilet paper next door is 4200 yen.


Blockbuster Tetris movie.


Same barbershop.


As a first-year college graduate, I am always called upon to scold other employees by my boss because of my exceptional performance.


He looks like a human, but his insides are a horse!

Question: Conan and Umaru collab is so cute!


The relationship between the president and the executive vice president seems really close.


Bless this wonderful world!

Question: Adding one character to the title of an anime ruins it.


I'm assimilating.


The key to the sauna broke.


I was turned down because it was gross.


Sacrificing the thumb for superpowers! Cool, right?


Hey sushi lover! It's Riku.

Question: Please change the name of the YouTuber slightly.


Snapping their breath at the moment they appear on TV.


I don't know why, but just seeing a hypodermic needle makes me feel terrified.


"No candy, no peace!" "You're under arrest for harassment!"


Exchange it for small change! The new person who took the ten-thousand-yuan note walked towards the shredder.


I came to visit my grandma's house after one year and this is what happened.


If I hit him here, he'll be in the history textbooks, won't he?


The person we know together is late.


Foreign object found.


You don't have to tell me that, Matsuo. It's already 4 in the morning.

Question: The nights in the savannah are tough...!


If you don't flush, the toilet will turn off.


Strange things seen at the smoking area.


When you're really ready, mosquitoes disappear.


The dog that I took with me was the father dog.

Question: The reason why桃太郎lost was that the demons were too strong and the island of the demons was too far away.


When their feet hit the ground, all of their pants ripped.


Grilled salmon bento, please.


I wrote a long-winded joke, but I couldn't figure out what the taboo words were and ended up giving up.

Question: Chill, I feel you.


When you suddenly have a younger brother in your twenties.


Buses.

Question: Have fun by adding or changing one letter to the name of a pet bottle beverage.


You're pinch hitting for me.

Question: Add one letter to a famous song and make it something completely different.


Nocturnal.


So what? I'm still gonna do it.

Question: Please get carried away with editing the title.


Um, I didn't get the next move from Siri?


Sleeping politician.


New commercial for 'Mitsumoto.'


Sitting downstream to eat revolving sushi.


Just lend it to me, even if it's only a little bit.


Okay, this is just for this time only. Let's make it for four people.


forehead is narrow!


Ha ha ha! If that kid had said Uno at that spot, I would have lost!


Tadashi is feeling the benefits of the memory-enhancing machine he purchased for his eighth university entrance exam, while his brother Takashi watches over him with warmth.


No matter how many times I teach him, he still confuses the toilet and the bathroom.


The opportunity has come when you like someone who has just gone through a breakup.


The world is tough, ain't it?


Regrettably, you can't take money or power with you to the afterlife.

Question: To the ruling class and upper-class people, I have one thing to say.


She was someone I was very familiar with.

Question: I thought it was just a dream, but it turned out to be real - in a sort of otaku-ish way.


The Tapioca drinks have already been photographed for Instagram.


The person's name is "Afraid to Walk at Night."


Nobody was at home, but I received a call and felt relieved after answering it with anxiety.


Hey, I grilled some kalbi! And I also grilled tako-san sausage... We're sharing, so enjoy!

Question: Please cook barbecue for me in the style of my wife's cooking.


I don't like that cram school.


Greeting an old friend you haven't seen in 10 years with this attitude.


The turning point for me to decide to brush my teeth was encountering this reaction five times a day, especially with that monkey.


Urgent defense meeting because of Tanaka's "Take Over the School in 30 Minutes" summer research plan.


Shh... There was an old man all in green who appeared in my dream yesterday.


On-site confirmation work before issuing a death certificate.


Ignore main quests and start side quests.


Honey, make sure to eat more vegetables in the future.


I will become a Pokémon master!

Question: The combination of running horse Pocchama and jockey Miura seems likely.


Why aren't you laughing? If you laugh, I'll laugh with you!


Dad's new remote control plane is wired.


Deployed airbag.


Customer, this is the foot bath.


My mistake cost the team the game, but the manager gave me a hug from behind and said, It's not your fault...


I thought it was just noise, but there was also a sound effect.


We were driving down a narrow road when we encountered construction work and were told to turn back.


Daxiong said he bought a new pair of glasses.


I've had plastic surgery.


Coronavirus patient in isolation.


Sense

Question: You're missing out on something.


Today I'm on duty for Cupid.


Free smile.

Question: What convenience store items are surprisingly absent?


I got the wrong place for hair growth.


I accepted a homestay, but could you please go back home?


Take off your pants and dance, Joe!

Question: Children can do it.


You should be the one to survive.


Grandpa, I want to go to that McDonald's.


You can't say that to Dad.


The principal chewed the school lunch he had just eaten five times until everyone became quiet.


At the year-end party in the research lab, the students who were singing 'Omedetou' (congratulations) got into full swing and accidentally threw a remote control that hit the assistant's head directly.


The over-eagerness of the men pursuing the chewiness of udon noodles.


Bolter Mote has descended.


Can you hear me, Brazil?


Sounds like a typical Tokyo University student!

Question: I'm being complimented, but the compliments aren't making me happy at all.


Editor.

Question: What is a guy like you who knows so much about Sailor Moon?


Damn it! Let me out now!


Attending class every day.

Question: I don't like this school. Please respond only in kanji.


Chew your food properly!


You're Shamshiel from today on, got it?


Yes, I said UNO, not UNH-UH!


Okay, okay, I understand. Just turn down the volume a bit more.


I was careful when drinking because it was the first time trying miso soup.


Good evening, my name is Takioka Cristel.


Excuse me for this, but the thing given to me today seems like it's about to explode!


The long-distance couple who had been apart for half a year finally met in person.


Kashi's Summer Vacation Diary, Day 1 - 'Rescue'


The instant I struck, communication with the captain was cut off.


The movie 'Sugichan - Get Back the Wild.'


Excuse me? My boyfriend? It's Yasumasa!


Tomorrow is another day.


I suddenly wanted to know my clothes size during the game.


I sneezed and got ink on my hand, what should I do?


Can I have a California roll, please?

Question: The way to make the poster girl of a Chinese restaurant say This is my first time.


Red Habanero crowdfunding.


Pfft! Another kid called me auntie again.


The ice sculpture's name is "Accidentally Sat On It."


Employment of ghosts brings peace.

Question: What if I went to the haunted island with Monotaro?


Sorry, it's because your snoring was too loud.


Come on! You could have escaped with this guy's fart!


What's up with the 'low low' thing? I get 'high high', but 'low low'?


What about appearing in the Prius commercial?


Crayon Shin-chan is getting cancelled!


A hit with the fans!


OMG, I'm balding!


I found a stapler!


Hey, that's not my microphone!


I can use the Force, I see!


The kitten meowed as if trying to catch my attention just as I was about to leave, pretending not to see it.


Perform acrobatics of smashing apples by hand.


A person practicing spacewalk alone.


The bus is so empty today! Hahaha!


About 100, I think.

Question: A smartphone with 50% charge would say this, I think.


The TV is small.


Man, judges are really cool, I'm so jealous.

Question: Guilty, what happened?


I traveled all over the sky!


I got emotional watching a thriller.


Dear animals, I thought an old woman would pick me up from the river but she turned a blind eye to me and left me there.


Can you summon the sleeves?

Question: What will the Dragon God do if I gather 7 Drago Balls?


Sorry, no smoking allowed in our store.


I gave up after 3 years of drifting on a deserted island and started enjoying myself.


Earthquake history.

Question: Show this to a foreigner who has been in Japan for one week and they will go crazy.


Corn flakes sell out at supermarkets across the country in one day.

Question: What I say wouldn't have been understood by people 20 years ago.


Hang out at an electronics store.

Question: Can you teach me a trick to avoid paying cable TV fees for N days?


The little brother blows bubble gum with his nose.


People talk.

Question: Can you tell me the trendy words for 2030?


Someone got caught selling candy.


After turning 18, Doraemon started bringing out gadgets he had never seen before.


Zoom in!

Question: Kota will not say absolutely anything.


Hey Tammy, come on out for dinner! And just like that, she popped out.


On Halloween, I saw someone wearing a mask that looked like my own.


Why are you coming to surrender!


The microphone cable is not long enough.


America's Funniest Home Videos finale 6-hour special.

Question: This seems like it could be the final special episode of Ametalk.


Hey there, Daishuki!


What's the school fight song playing~!


This is the proper uniform for lunch duty! Why are you laughing?


I'm hungry for meat, please.


Hair dance


You put me in this bug cage all by myself and now I'm hurt.


He walked over in the moonwalk.


The mosquito disappeared after I got ready


Try to be number one even on a lotus boat.

Question: Please say something on the level of even Gandhi takes a running start before hitting.


She's crying at such an intense level.

Question: Please say something on the level of even Gandhi takes a running start before hitting.


Date with Death

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


This onigiri is fucking delicious!

Question: That carpenter must be the daughter's boyfriend. How did I notice?


Payment

Question: I don't want this to come back around at sushi train.


The train was stuck in traffic.

Question: Can you help me come up with an excuse for being late to work?


Come on, let's confess! I-I don't like her at all!


The person throwing a hoop at me, come here.


Wow, the touch of Piccolo is so good!


Finally, the classical one has arrived!


Login bonus.

Question: The reason why the reckless driver who caused 463 accidents in a driving school got their license.


Nobody's smell is worse than mine.


On closer inspection, it wasn't Kubota Tsuyoshi, so everyone left.


Square dancing is really noisy~


I love me.

Question: Change the lyrics of the song slightly.


Can you tell me more about the details on the right?


I wonder if I should give up on being an idol...


I dropped 100 yen.


What is social distancing?


Is a buzz cut too much?


I should have painted it red, huh.


I don't like it.

Question: You told me an unsatisfying story.


It's time to go home after work.


Yay! Yay! Telly, telly, telly!


That's for sure! There were this many of them! That's definitely a raccoon dog!


Write a fake note for my son before the fight starts.


The size of the mask is face-level.

Question: What is likely to happen when all cosmetics disappear in this world?


We will be increasing the number of operators in 30 minutes, please wait.

Question: That's pretty much a lie.


Sorry, guest! Shoes are prohibited inside.


What's the rush? The rope isn't thrown over yet.


Mommy gets it, big deal.

Question: Please do something as unpleasant as summer salt.


Pikachu, after charging this Tesla, I can go home today!


Wear something more youthful.


The shipping method for products sold on Yahoo Auctions.

Question: What search words does your wife seem to be considering?


Awakened, this is what happened.


Someone far away ate habanero pepper.


Received! There's still no movement on my end; I'm a bronze statue, over


Child's play puppets.


The prince drowned.


The guy who quit the boxing club after just two days, his profile picture is really annoying.


Sorry, I can't compete with Siegel without more sunburn!


After playing hide and seek hundreds of times, we can't think of any new hiding spots.


Oh nooo!!!!


Mr. Owner... The old man with a beard is wearing a T-shirt with a heart symbol on his chest, and 'Peach-coat' is just too painful to look at.


No one has seen it.

Question: I don't like this surprise.


The owner has something on their lap.


Class Library


Totem Pole wipeout on my whole body.


I was holding back, but finally couldn't hold it in during the meeting and spoke up.


Customer complaint resolution.

Question: What's left after 99.9% of the bacteria are killed?


Broadcast accident.


After realizing he took my umbrella by mistake, he has been washing his hands all the time.


The sky above.

Question: What are the people thinking? I'm so confused.


If I were to be reincarnated.

Question: Make it a modern-sounding title for 'My Neighbor Totoro'


Oh, my grandson, here I am.


Face emoji: girl

Question: Please say something trivial.


About to start the no-bean rule...

Question: Working for more than 40 years just to consume something feels suddenly empty.


Hurry up and get to school.


The old man pushing the cart broke the handle of the cart.


The last sight seen before death.


It's time for sharing chairs.


Cucumber and seaweed salad with sesame seeds.

Question: What is the Grand Prize winner of the 2nd Gourmet Grand Prix?


And I forgot what you taught me.

Question: I just lost my memory, can you tell me what I was doing?


Anyways, I don't have gigabytes left. What are we supposed to do in the next ten days?

Question: A smartphone with 50% charge would say this, I think.


The rider is picking up the order.


Ultra Man, 'Hi Mom? Thanks for the luggage! Oh yeah, I'm doing my best? Yeah, I'm about to collapse.'


What is the current consumption tax rate?

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


Uh... wait, this is scary, scary... coming over here... wait, this is scary, scary!


I have a stomach ache because of a strange evil spirit.


A regular team member is unexpectedly strong.


Wrote too much.

Question: Guilty, what happened?


After being sponsored by the herbal medicine store, there have been more and more of these scenes.


I left my gun in the bathroom.

Question: A police officer going on a blind date might do the following things.


They're gone... how long can I see their phantoms, the survivor that I am?


Dreaming of the next vacation.

Question: If you have no future dreams, set today's goal.


There's an Alice survival route, you know.


Find the next person.


The leader misunderstood the advice that synchronization among each part of the band is important.


The eraser my friend is using looks like a toothpick.


Alfie couldn't make it because his flight was canceled, so a substitute was chosen at the last minute. Say, star of the sky, let's go, *star of the sky*.


$3, $6.80, $9.80...


Oh, come on! Shut up already!

Question: What is the opposite of 'hearing 1 and knowing 10'?


Hammer Cammy

Question: The words the hammer thrower never utters.


Oh, hurry up and give me that damn detergent!


The person behind pays the bill.


Randomly eliminate one person.


Finally arrived at Nitori, please give me a bookshelf like this.


Grandma made colorful soba noodles that were left over, so I'm taking them home.


Excuse me? An alternative to Nadal?


Please come and play games to take a break from studying for exams. I'm cheering you on.

Question: Please support me in my goal to attend Kyoto University.


I feel relieved seeing the child grow up healthily. That's enough, let's drive.


"Oh no, there's a mouse!"


Bad breath range is doubled compared to normal times.

Question: A 1 yen lottery ticket has the potential to yield a winning scratch-off.


Niagara Falls, coming right up!


There was someone living under our floor.


The pet's ball is too worn out to practice with.


Are you going to have some barbecue after the operation?


I used the wrong cleat for baseball.


The chickens and dogs are flying and jumping around.


When I woke up, I found that I was the topic.


Got 'tette-re' after all sorts of mishaps, but it never tells me what's the real deal and what's just a surprise.

Question: I don't like this surprise.


Mom...?


:( U _ U ) no kidding, I'm so excited!

Question: Please slow down.


Not that big.

Question: Does your Dumbo also want to fly?


Blending liquids and shooting them on a trip.


When he asks me if I have any plans to go out, it means he wants me to invite him over to my place. So every time, I make up some plans and go out.

Question: Please forgive me, sister.


Xiao Shi Zhe Ye created the one era that we are all familiar with, he is an industrialist! (I am a fan of TM Network)


Fat Tiger can eat so fast with only one chopstick.


Can you accommodate humans in your store?


I am not a robot.

Question: In English, the sentence would be: Sometimes when I wake up and open my eyes first thing in the morning, I smile but don't press on the star.


Drami-chan talks about how cute she is all the time.

Question: This Doraemon will never return to the future.


Can you please stretch your legs? Even a secondhand option is okay.


It seems like Daito has received another new psychic ability, but it probably wouldn't be wise to use it.


I often see spirits when I wake up from a good night's sleep feeling cold, but since they're pretty, I've decided to tolerate it.


Defeated the monster before the red light turned on for the first time.


I was sprayed with bug spray.


The corkscrew I got as a souvenir is creepy.


We all completed the marathon and it was an emotional scene with Medusa.


Got it! Don't look at me like that! I'll take care of you!


Let's make the staircase in the middle of the house in a spiral shape.

Question: That carpenter must be the daughter's boyfriend. How did I notice?


Jimon Adventure

Question: Please take away one game and separate it from the others.


Find the topic.

Question: Can you please tell me the trick to being funny?


Accepting punishment while apologizing to the victim of the high beam light.


Can you tell which one is the pig?


Next Door Neighbor Totoro

Question: Add one word to the TV anime and make it feel strange.


Free players unlock new cars.


Despite being in a 3-3-7 rhythm, it ended with a tight grip.

Question: Please say something like It's the 334th consecutive time out of 9,800 total, it feels like the end.


The people sitting at the back of the cinema were so rude that it was beyond contempt.


I'll take care of it.


Over the past one or two years, I've realized that this is typical of someone in entertainment.

Question: Pests are below human level.


If the sushi is delicious, press the call button for the staff and tell them it was delicious.

Question: Please tell me a fake etiquette to give to someone visiting a sushi conveyor belt for the first time.


Good-looking guys won't choose you either.

Question: Something you shouldn't say to a woman who dislikes handsome men.


The 400M runner got lost.


Mushroom.


Undressed, she's a goddess.


Hey guys, seriously, can you be more serious?


Kazleazer's mother, sister, grandmother, and great-grandmother.


The alligator who treated me like a grandson and doesn't have any teeth anymore said, Oh yeah, you came. I'll make tea now. Come on up.


The parents successfully distracted the child with a toy camera.


Reality


Someone named Chisato has come.


After enduring the pain somehow, I finally found my way to where the final boss character was waiting.


We're having a hot curry tasting party in the family department.

Question: I don't like this school.


Namie Amuro retired and Ayumi Hamasaki became an Osaka grandmother.

Question: Twenty years after leaving prison, I was shocked to come out.


Are you ready? But the toughness of the wave-absorbing blocks is what's coming up next!


The strongest woman.

Question: That person is easy to understand with just two words.


Okay, let it out. Where's the monkey's place?


Please scratch here with a coin.


Here are your ten cat whiskers, Tom.


Birthday.

Question: Try 100 times and you'll succeed.


The director of the party is interviewing the leader.


Shigeru Ogawa has transformed from a guy who doesn't want to be hugged to an endearing comedian supported by children.

Question: Say one thing that I can't possibly convince someone from ten years ago to believe.


Mouse or touchscreen?


Just wearing the uniform and having dinner together earned me 10,000 yen.


You're more like a mushroom than a truffle, aren't you?


The cat that broke the vase has escaped through the window!


You were supposed to knock before you came in.


Just took a nap and woke up shaved bald.


Is that what YouTube is all about?


I got Genji's head!


Knowing when to give up is also important.

Question: Something useful to know when you encounter a super giant shark in the ocean.


Toy Hazard.


What's that white, round thing over there?


It's bad for the environment, so chew gum last.

Question: On the edge of being allowed.


The store is in a pinch and rushes to the pawnshop.


Apam! Bring me your gun!


In four years.


Her poker skills were not as good as she thought they were.


The last three digits of the accounting always come out to 007 yen.

Question: I wonder if this sushi restaurant is a spy maybe?


This expression when hearing about overtime


The murderer was found through the comic version that was released first.


After class, in the mind of the student.


Could you turn off the lights so we can set the atmosphere?


The mock battle was so intense that it got serious.


Bloom where you're planted.

Question: Just saying something as simple as 'putting in blueberries.'


Over there, Akira seems to be getting anxious about something.


The pencil for the survey is big.


Suda Kaname started his career as an actor.

Question: Rutina Itaya is furious.


Wore my nursing bra to work, baby!

Question: I polished off a morning shot at night, heh.


I can see an ape!


Tech Machine 01 Double Edge

Question: If I knock out the lotus root, it looks like it might drip.


Person who is easy to get along with.


The spider, «::::», is spinning a web.

Question: Please create a new emoji.


Fell off the bicycle, and the owner didn't notice


Don't mess around if you're a man, are you trying to provoke me?


The quality of the boss's computer is very good.


The mischief of the gods.

Question: I thought it was just a dream, but it turned out to be real - in a sort of otaku-ish way.


Let's replace P-chan with a new one.


Tutu tatu tu tu up, tutu tatu tu tu down, tutu tatu tu tu circle.


Taking photos must have a heart shape.


Ice Age

Question: The events that occur after the death of Takeshi Matsuo.


Someone whose life has plummeted to an all-time low.


Here, this is a reward for you.


May I ask who's speaking?


It's great!

Question: She just let out a fart and is now embarrassedly quiet. Can you say something clever to her?


It seems like they were targeting Kokan specifically... bullets don't seem to work on this battle suit.


Ultraman forms his abs by repeatedly folding his suit.


Try calling a feline animal by clicking your tongue.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


The air conditioner works.


I had a dream where my mom was sweeping the floor.


The entire opposing team was all men.


It looks like a cat-related illness, I'll give you some medicine.


All dressed up, now it's all about the company!


Hey! You said to let me through, right?!

Question: Bad level.


Cheering you on!

Question: Please say something that won't motivate me.


Come on, Sheriff, we're running late for work


The books my son keeps hidden are really interesting.


I am solving math problems.


Mom was discovered in the audience during the graduation ceremony exit.


The lord turned stones into bread and water into Wi-Fi by miracle.


Late-night service.


He couldn't stand up after stepping on the cloak.


Girl, run fast! I can't recite the menu, nor can his cat do backflips.


All we sell is protein and white t-shirts.

Question: What kind of store is Matsumoto Kiyoshi?


What have I been doing? I was just thinking maybe I should wash something for once... Oh wait, that room is still waiting! Still... Ahh, just a minute...


What is for sure?


Distribute and arrange.


If I win this match, I'm going to propose. But when I told my rival, they got seriously mad and came after me.


Hey, look over there!


Mom, why did you feed the youngest five times?


Send a message of life from Earth to the universe!


Astronauts captured an unidentified artificial satellite from the International Space Station.


Walking into the old school building, the ghost rumored to be there is so cute that it's hard not to want to try and scare it.


Pizza new product from Pizza Hut.


I'll give you my chloroplasts, but our love has faded and I'm discolored now that we're close.


Research Institute of Laughter E-cigarettes.


Since the last idiot transferred out, no one helped me bottom out anymore.


Sazae, your front and back are reversed in the water!


Please look at this blank sheet of paper.


What were the usage fees from last month before I forgot?

Question: Starting today, it's the new school year. Can you please give me a funny lie related to April Fool's Day?


You can only see that stuff.


Buzz off!

Question: Kind of a famous quote from a Studio Ghibli movie.


All the luggage checked in at the airport turned into eggs.


Amy: The truth is, there are really 200 different types.

Question: There are two types of people in the world.


If the calculation of the probability is based on the number of applicants, then it means that the company is one where people who would casually disclose confidential information to outsiders are in charge of interviews, right?

Question: The probability of you being able to join our company is 1 in 8192. Do you have any questions at the end?


If you know what I'm talking about, respond back, damn it!


Princess Ariel

Question: Those cute kids have such sparkly but pitiful names.


A promissory note will be sent on the due date.

Question: The surprising internal rules of Japan's number one black company.


Masked Rider is sending me a secret message from Shocker's ultra-secret base.


Press the emergency stop button after identifying someone who looks suspicious.


Fireball burns hotter than Kupa's fire, you know.


Garlic smells bad.


I'm not wearing a bra, but isn't this outfit hard to understand?


The doctor said I could only have one cup of it, so...


Legos were sitting where I sat.


The interior of the car navigation system.


I heard it's a beginner-friendly paintball game...


Accidentally pressed auto fill in Excel.


Bye-bye. Jam.


Even though my opponent in the game of base-running took off all their clothes, they still said stuff like 'this is just the beginning!'


Who in here screams the horniest during intercourse, Nene?

Question: Chiko-chan in the 2018 version is reprimanding me.


Breaking the law takes up time for dozens of people.

Question: The moment I felt like the world was revolving around me.


In blind basketball games, players always collide with each other.


Oh, yesterday was the game, wasn't it?


I ate onions, lemons, more lemons, and wild mushrooms.


That's a heart attack.

Question: And yet, now I'm enjoying this inexplicable chest pain that comes by chance.


The content of the summit discussion is ArtNature.


After club practice, let's meet at吉野家 as usual.

Question: Can I have a word with you about Carriemate?


Cool Biz


People all heard the saying "The early bird catches the worm", but does it really mean that those who wake up early will have an advantage?


No way I can wear short sleeves at negative 25 degrees.


I wasn't a good kid.


Have you noticed that something is attached to the hook when you cast your fishing rod?


Don't think you can just press a button and make it across!


No matter how much it's a symbol of the Nazis, you can't just erase it from Tetris!


But Cortana, I just can't believe that the mouse you're talking about is this peripheral device.


I lived in peace. Matsuzaki, Matsuzaki. That's all.

Question: In the old tale, please have Masaharu Matsuzaki make an appearance and give it a strange feel.


I won't stop hitting you until you cry!

Question: Please ruin the sentence or famous quote by adding However or But.


Did you change your polo logo?


Is this hamburger qualified or unqualified if you eat it after getting a certificate?


Plus means 'to add.' So 11.

Question: It's so easy even a dummy can understand it.


Guess who left a mark in their pants


Oh no, it's a women-only hot spring!


Someone came! Act like I'm working!


Hmm, I seem to have read something like this before... Handel and... Phooey?


A drop of water deserves a spring of return.


Hold hands with her.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


Boring.

Question: New, crazy potato chip flavors.


Find the area inside the curve traced by point P.


In my early days when I couldn't read Chinese characters well.


Your Aura is short, isn't it?


Toothbrush in my boyfriend's spring day!


"I've got all the tools and ingredients covered, but that guy stood me up."


Dad has a secret.

Question: I thought in Japanese.


Did you put seaweed in the bed?


Did you see my cat? I just saw it slip out the back door!


"Who's there?!" "Uh-oh! Meow~" "What a relief... It's a dog." "It's a cat, you know it." "Who's there?!


I forgot my weapon.


The monster transformed as Kennedy.


Monsters realize they were taking damage from the smell of their own breath in front of the ray.


Later, Mr. CEO.


Can you replace the fluorescent light before we start the examination, Mr. Ishino?


Where is the thousand yen? Give me one thousand yen!

Question: Kind of a famous quote from a Studio Ghibli movie.


Cute character.

Question: Something is missing from the land of dreams.


Are you still determined to release the dam?


There's a piece of paper with Tai Kick written on it.

Question: I don't like those gacha machines where you get completely unrelated items.


Pool Academy for Girls


I don't know what to do but laugh.


Fire drill after arson.


Whispering, These pants are so small.

Question: What did you do to get through when you messed up in a big situation?


That banana.


The sun is near the middle!


Oyster cookie

Question: What is a guy like you who knows so much about Sailor Moon?


Check it out!

Question: Whose joke is funnier, the second person's or the one that didn't stretch?


I have never felt a sense of accomplishment before.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when in a tight spot during battle?


It costs money to maintain it, of course.


That greasy sukiyaki beef is gross.

Question: What is the Grand Prize winner of the 2nd Gourmet Grand Prix?


You're scarier than a horror movie when you get loud.

Question: After watching a horror movie with her, please make the first word I say be 'disgusting.'


He has big ambitions. Today, I would like to talk about those ambitions. Please go ahead.


Hey, are you feeling better now? I'll tell you why I'm the class representative for all 12 committees, including librarian, thanks to your help.


When you fell asleep in class, your classmates put stickers on your back.


Did you know that plastic is made from oil? It's surprising how many people don't know that.

Question: I felt the fear of ignorance.


Ha ha, it's a Mickey Mouse keychain!

Question: Disneyland for adults.


Ryuichi got destroyed and this blood everywhere.


All falls.

Question: What would you title your life if it were turned into a movie?


I shouldn't be here, but I am.


Hard disk...

Question: The last word spoken before dying.


The worried father and his dating daughter.


How about joining the short height group?


We started with welcoming dances at an obscure tourist spot in Nara that doesn't have much fame.


The store manager only responds with I'm the manager here no matter how many times I speak to him.

Question: What the heck is this beef fantasy?


攻击力下降了1级。

Question: What happened to Kayo Shibatani? She seems to have weakened unexpectedly!


I'm not good at eating curry.


Chris Matsunaga

Question: Even if it becomes fossilized, it wouldn't be very valuable.


CORONA, you pissed me off...


They're all dressed in suits, but they managed to wear their casual clothes.


Skip all tutorials.


I said we'll meet in the decisive battle, but I was eliminated in the first round.


You can do it, Gorilla. You're a man.


Let's throw the boomerang! Go!


Sky, I just laid in bed all day.


Where and how it went wrong remains a mystery, but the creature has come to be called Belokrondus and is now referred to as the source of the disaster.


In the next room, Batoko and Jam are talking nonsense.


Grandpa's will is not to be passed on!


Michael was possessed by the spirit of Hecate.


People who make mistakes in their performance will be projected onto the big screen.


I want to soar in.


Oh no, the enemy is getting very close.


I gave you three stars for all your past jokes, so keep trying and I'm cheering you on.

Question: Please support me in my goal to attend Kyoto University.


When the newlywed comes home, his young wife is waiting for him.


"I heard you're going on TV." "No, I'm coming out of the TV."


A blood bar suddenly appeared on his head.


Check if the kid who likes you is watching and paying attention to your hard work.


Suzuka-chan is too dazzling.


I didn't realize that the old lady had spent 20 years in prison.

Question: Twenty years after leaving prison, I was shocked to come out.


A large marble rolling under control.


Can I help you?


Excuse me, where is Tottori Prefecture?

Question: I don't like this Okayama Prefecture.


I call my own penis King Ghidorah and now I understand what it means.


Welcome back, three of you! Have a good trip!

Question: What would happen if there was a really posh funeral director?


Please don't honk your horn unnecessarily.

Question: What new features or functions do you think are unnecessary on an alarm clock?


You can make the spicy curry less spicy.

Question: What is the effect of magic that doesn't come in handy, learned at a magic school?


The movie 'Ring' started shifting towards a supernatural power battle route.


The chat between songs is quite appealing.


After this, the staff enjoyed it deliciously.


I am Gundam! Shout it out and I'll finish you off.

Question: I don't like being cut down in such an instant.


Yes, please change the order of four pork cutlet rice bowls just placed to three.


Ten 1,000 yen coins.

Question: What did I get from the gachapon machine for 1,000 yen?


Rescuers arrived when drowning in the sea.


If you want money, just work for it.

Question: Please give me some advice that won't help at all.


Come on, I'm leaving now.


I won't buy it unless it's $1.90 or less for potatoes.

Question: McDonald's Stuff


The vendor of box lunches is still running after the train.


This is an announcement about going paperless.


Oh YES!


What's going on? This is some funny business.

Question: Please speak in your natural voice.


The flying stone reacted.


The skin is weak.

Question: Please tell me the characteristics of Donpen Ranger, the full-blocked Don.


Pug.

Question: Kindly said, she's not unattractive. Rudely said, she's a bitch.


Keep up the good work, Hanako! You can do it even better!


Helmet on.

Question: I'm the Heisei Rider, huh? I guess so!


I always do this movement when I can't seem to remember something, even though I know I should be able to.


Just killed two monsters that looked alike, can't even bring myself to say it out loud.


Throw up.

Question: I thought it was Mr. poopman, but it turned out to be Mr. punchman. What was Mr. punchman's reaction?


You said I couldn't take pictures of the cat play, didn't you?


Sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to say. Could you please provide more context or rephrase your question?


Recently, variety shows have been getting more and more extreme, right?


Please excuse the piggy bank.


Maybe I'll switch to a more daring outfit this time.


Dr. Okiyo said, 'You don't need that much determination.'


Can I still eat this manju?


Are you hot? I'll go get some water from the pond nearby!


Please date me.


Cigarettes.

Question: High risk, no return.


Family trip, not counting me


Congratulations to all the newborn babies.

Question: What is the number one inappropriate word to say in an adult greeting?


UFOs have been sighted on this stretch of road.


I'm deeply disappointed with the prime minister's attitude.


Tell the pachinko parlor owner to have katsu curry ready by 3 pm, I'll give you a cue via the live camera, said a certain politician to the pachinko parlor owner using the live camera.


Please do not investigate.

Question: Did octopus balls not have any tempura, but they had imitation crab in them?


Although risking his life, he rescued the chainsaw.


I really needed to go to the bathroom during class, but it's the bigger one and I'm too embarrassed to tell the teacher.


I thought that the prince really likes tennis.

Question: Write a review of a manga you haven't read yet.


"Hey, you're back early today!"


The housewives at the sale aren't holding back.


By accident, the spirit of Komaru descended.


Close the lid with force.


He has not been seen since then.


Running away from reality.


I thought I turned off the electricity in the toilet, but it wasn't turned off.


I have three months left to live.

Question: Can you please add 'three months to live' to all the titles and dialogue and make it melancholic?


Take a walk.


As a child, I can remember O-kasan taking a commemorative photo of us in front of the double bridge right here!


I am the caterpillar man, and one of my distinctive features is that I can spit out significantly thicker silk than Spider-Man!


I cut off something pointless again.


Doggy! Boom boom go away, OOO!


Macro is prohibited.

Question: What do you mean by the vague rules of a shady company?


Tomorrow there's no school lunch, so it's packed lunch time!

Question: Don't ask me such a thing.


Where the hell is Putin's idiot?! Where is he?!


Great job, Black Cat Express Delivery!


I think the effects of the Polyjuice potion are starting to kick in, so stay tuned for next time.


Oh no, I messed up!


Because his mother came to visit, Xiao Lan is the star of the day.


Crush it!


Finally, a supermarket opened up on my scalp.


The feet are Joes.


Calm down, Earthling.


18 years ago, a skilled doctor who lost his chin skin transplanted scalp onto it.


Grandma said, Never mind, come on quickly! It's a secret between you and me!


Can I eat the skin too?


Peace is the greatest enemy.


I hope he'll give my daughter back as promised now!

Question: An awesome line to say after striking out three times.


Ten thousand, I think, if it was a three-number combination.


So, you think that's it?

Question: Please teach me an excuse to use when I mess up.


We don't need lazy Saiyans!

Question: Please ruin the famous line by changing it slightly.


Do you remember? Just say I found an adorable white cat that I can keep?


The type that loses weight easily.


We have reached an agreement with Hammerda, a member of the Chinese mafia.

Question: The reason why GACKT achieved 71 consecutive wins in credit ranking.


I was told that if I didn't transfer 1 million yen, my son would be made to stand in the hallway.


In last year's "No-Hands Clothes Removal Competition", Tom, who won the championship, was off rhythm from the beginning due to being one step slower.


Open the bloop app on your phone and play with the bloop monster that comes out.

Question: If I miss the last train.


The scene of guiding the dump truck at the construction site keeps coming to mind.

Question: The quirks and eccentricities of the cheerleading squad at the school festival.


Suddenly, a strange voice comes out.

Question: I can relate to this, but others probably won't understand.


I've never tasted it before...


Buy a printer.


I accidentally broke the egg.


Taashi's dad became a YouTuber, I heard.


There's nothing special I need to pay attention to.

Question: Please tell me what I should be careful about when traveling to茨城県.


There was a professional wrestling organization that tried to set the fall count to 5.

Question: Could you please write about Libya, which doesn't seem to be well-known?


I accidentally stole my master's underwear! Please let me exchange it with my daughter's.


I remember as far as I had one drink, but... I also remember as far as I used up all my fuel...


What the hell was that? Boop! No backbone? Boop! What else did I say? Boop!


Have you been watching Thomas lately?


Her girlfriend broke up with her boyfriend.


The rice grain on the hair stuck to the pillow.


Hey, Water Sagara is saying 'fax this' but...is it okay to do that during the day? And in plural form too...how many times does he want us to do it?


I was startled when someone said 'TBS monitoring you'... it felt too real so I can't sleep.


Wow, that's amazing!


Two time zones.

Question: What's the overview of an object with rent of 298 yen?


Watermelon Thief.


Do you recognize this face?


Wake up.


I ate something other than fish.

Question: Please tell me the biggest scandal of Johnny & Associates.


I thought this bone was going to be big, but it turned out to be even bigger than I imagined.


I learned how to use koban.


That's one fast nursing session, I wouldn't have caught it if it wasn't for me.


Telling the public about world peace and love.


Call headquarters; we're being tracked by Autobots


The boat ride was completely different than I had imagined.


Laughing alone, I caught it and now I feel like I'm about to get swept away by the waves.


GODZILLA was different than I imagined.


Someone jumped out of the turtle's head!

Question: What's the name of the racehorse that just barely passed the broadcasting code?


Mom's cooking is still the best.


Turn on the faucet over there and wash your hands.

Question: Please tell me a fake etiquette to give to someone visiting a sushi conveyor belt for the first time.


In three rounds, it came to an end...


Long ago, there was a drive-in theater in Hashimoto. We turned off the movie and just enjoyed the loud music and shaking car bodies. The traffic on the way back was really bad.

Question: I really don't feel like reading the opening sentence of an old folktale.


Lips don't have any color.

Question: Examples of things in anime that are naturally there and accepted without any discomfort: opening sequences (op).


Cataplexy Syndrome During Sleep.


Hit and run tactics.


Cozy bed and warm room.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


No matter how much alcohol you pour in, it will drain from the bottom.


Can you hold onto this for me? It's really long.


The role of Prosthetic in the live-action adaptation of JoJo's Part 5.


Eating out is costing more than budgeted.

Question: What happens if you eat soba every day for 365 days?


Let me think where I put the hawthorn balls.


I already know who the culprit is.


I made it to this position by eating hulled sesame seeds.


Ugh, ugh, if we make it this far, even the rumba guy can't catch up to us.


Hey Dad, don't practice karate on my bonsai trees!


The little toe kicked the corner of the cabinet.


Why is it that only my jokes don't get stars?

Question: The funny part is here, where I'm being silly.


Met a motorcycle owner on the track.


Hi, my name is Kiyoshi or Yoshio.

Question: How do you collect lots of stars?


You ugly green monster!


On closer inspection, they resemble Kiuma Kondou from Crayon Shin-chan.


Stinky. My hands smell stinky! 'Course you're gonna sniff it, huh? Check this outtt!!


Tell Mr./Sir!


Let it go!


Show off.

Question: What is the purpose of the Olympics?


Master Mash Potato, the magician who is famous for turning barcodes from horizontal stripes to vertical stripes.


Recently you keep coming to play even though there haven't been any monsters. 'I guess I just like it here on Earth.' ... 'We're not thinking about conquering or anything.'


I made White God angry. Oh no!

Question: Kind of a famous quote from a Studio Ghibli movie.


School Swag


Do you intentionally think about the reason for breathing?

Question: Why are you being so silly?


I got an AV from my senior but so far there's no female appearance. It stopped for a moment when the guy said Let's play table tennis! and stood up.


Shall we vow to love each other in good health and in sickness?


Caught in the mouse trap!


I tried playing with 100 Umaimo sticks.


In the beginning, it's Goo! Rock Paper Scissors...


Why is my snack the topic?


Empty oneself to prepare for the next challenge.


Always stay on topic when doing exercises.


Coach, this is the photography we need for the recommendation letter for college admissions.


Captain! The pressure has dropped suddenly, and the plane is out of control!! "Is there any crack anywhere???"


You have a new message.


Turned catching butterflies into a sports competition.


The dance battle just won't end.


What an idiot! That's Lupin!


Oh, did a mosquito land on your face?


Goal!

Question: Make me say 'Grrrrrrrr!!!!'


National debt.

Question: I don't want to buy it even at a 95% discount.


A bigger hole couldn't catch any fish, but after digging it larger, this fellow swam out with its stomach full.


Hey guys, cars are driving the wrong way!

Question: Wait, you mean the opposite!


I can explain the的魅力 of Langjatay in a way that will convince everyone.

Question: I don't like middle school students like this.


It turned out that he approached me for my younger sister only.


That's right! I'm Kira!


Ha ha ha!

Question: You've finished 'Mitsuo'.


Kind of silly.


I don't know the original source even if I'm called a plagiarist.

Question: It makes me angry to be ignored.


A really scary and chilling true story.

Question: Destroy the popular TV show by adding three letters.


Let me go to the bathroom, please.


Pfft... I guess they won't be shooting now.


A lot of people come along and press on my facial mole.

Question: I feel uncomfortable living up to my appearance.


After-school tea time for married women.

Question: Please add a famous catchphrase and make it sound forced for a housewife.


I'll massage your eyes for you.


What's the lucky item for today or tomorrow?

Question: What is the definitive difference between apple juice and potato salad?


It's almost time for bed, I'll take care of your nighttime accident. Awwwww, nii-san's overflowing kindness!


When I woke up, I was defending the solar system.


In that moment, the pipe was cut on display.

Question: What should I do if I accidentally enter the women's bathhouse?


The money problem has been solved.

Question: A person of bad credit cannot obtain a cell phone contract.


Just as I was about to fall asleep, something intense happened.


The future of Japan.

Question: I want to turn away my eyes, yogurt spilled in my backpack because my dad doesn't know someone is angry at him.


The quick makeup remover borrowed from a friend works well.


Stop following me! My mom doesn't allow me to raise it.


When I suggested it was time to say goodbye, she started crying.


I got caught by the school principal right after dyeing my hair.


Terminator is running out of jokes.


Church and family.

Question: What's the difference between amen and ramen?


A slothful, non-slothful person is just a lazy slug.


Frieza believed in drinking, sleeping, and waking up the next morning, but it had no effect.


I just bought new equipment.


I'll drink beer instead of soda.

Question: Please teach me the correct way to enjoy the World Cup.


Just going the wrong way got me this talk.


Dad, can you buy that?


Very loyal gatekeeper of the mouth.


Why did you bring your own lunch box when I asked someone to bring food?


The face drawn on the belly looks extremely realistic.


Step on it! Step on it!


Fan Yuqi: "Jing Da Xia, you take this."


Wait until the corn flakes get soggy.

Question: When you ask 3,500 middle school students what their morning routine is, 4 people say they do it!


Throw away all the unnecessary things.

Question: Please tell me the name of that famous band with three words.


My nephew stopped crying when he looked at my face.

Question: The most fun thing I did this New Year.


Goldfish on the left.

Question: What city or state do you live in?


Apricot Splash


The Real-life Doraemon.


Hmm... (表示思考或犹豫)

Question: Teach me a cool line to say when I'm on my deathbed, please.


Got bullied寻常地被欺负。

Question: The most humbling moment of your lives.


After-action report.

Question: I hate this weather forecast.


I was pretending to be sick right before going to school, and as soon as my mom said you can take a day off from school if you want, I immediately felt better.


I called in sick, but it turns out today was the day I had to work with my crush on our day off.


Maruchan, where's my glasses over there?


Hey, your mom's a rhinoceros beetle!


What's the deal with Munch's scream?


When cutting eel, first make an eye cut.


We Are the World! We Are the Children! We Are One!


Living life.

Question: I want to know the correct answer to life. Please tell me.


To be able to get this close without a mask is such a fortunate thing.


Lunch break is ❤ her homemade bento.


Where's the baton? Hey! Where's the baton?


Cut into the onion that I had in.

Question: When I drank 5,300 bowls of miso soup from morning to night, something common happened.


I didn't review at all for the exam.


Thanks a lot!

Question: Passionate thoughts for NanTA in one word.


Hello, is this Lanxiang Vocational School?


I went to a hot spring with whitening effects and came back, but the effect seems tremendous.


The boss was mimicking someone.

Question: When the treasure chest was a mimic, it was just as annoying.


Hey Daiso! There's dust over there! It's your fur, right? If it falls, it's gonna be dusty!


Knee-jerk reaction.


A tough and demanding female teacher who engages with her students.


Midboss.


Mermaids appeared.


I don't get any bonuses no matter how hard I try.

Question: The worst catchphrase after Neville defeated the villain.


Can you please return my bike?


What the hell are you talking about? Ketchup goes on scrambled eggs, not omelets.

Question: Soy sauce or sauce?


Son of a bitch, grandmaster


I'm sorry, but I choose Ryouta over you.

Question: The world's coolest way to be swept off one's feet.


What? It's a slipstream!


Did the customer not go through the register?


The store owner's birthday party.


Mom, I got a balloon!


Hands aren't mine.


Practice getting squished by Godzilla.


Allergy-friendly.


I had a dream about you.


Caesarean section


Why would I be a spy when I'm blind?


I started laughing uncontrollably while playing chair-taking game by myself.


Painting over shame.

Question: What was the reason for the problems with the coloring book right after it was released?


I have my limits too, Takada-kun.


When the author found out the Japanese god mixed up the author's name and the roast in the comment.


Something is happening, but everyone is so out of it that I don't know what's going on.

Question: When people, who have dementia, attend their coming-of-age ceremony.


Overslept and was late.


You can't throw things, Trump. You hit the old man's mouth.


What? It's a video?


Breakfast.

Question: In Nagoya, it is common to eat breakfast every morning.


Apartment man, I'm sorry from earlier.


Cauliflower buried in mayonnaise.


Don't get all worked up about it.


A picture of the cooked food is posted next to the sink.

Question: I don't like this aquarium.


Who said my bristles are too wiry? My head is not representing pants, you know.


She's clearly skilled, but my sister is an amazing technician.


The customer is reacting to the Kon'nichiwa, One-chan's game of rock-paper-scissors being watched on OneSeg.


It's not me who is taking the postgraduate entrance exam.


Making jokes about the topic I提出的.

Question: Did you pull a fast one on me?


Approaching the finish line, I still remember to advertise for Black Toothpaste.


I can't drink coffee unless it's black, huh. Oh, Kamame sister, Cafe au Lait? (laugh)


The mechanic said there are two repair methods, one for five yuan and one for five thousand yuan.


Regular high school girls, girls from a girls' high school.


I've never seen the Tokyo Skytree before.


You're the lowest of the low, you cheater! Bang!


I mistook a fly for chocolate chips and ended up catching it by accident.


Sunshine!

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


Two people added with shoulder pain.


Absolutely forbidden to sing in the red and white song battle.

Question: Think of a program that can get a 550% viewership on New Year's Eve.


A class 1 girl who is nice (but I'm mistaken), cute (must be in my head), and better than me.

Question: I wish this transfer student wouldn't come.


I leak out big on the train and start singing.

Question: How wonderful it would have been if it was just a dream.


I heard that. All I have to do is throw it in the curry pot, right?


Eagle saved the town.


The minister's house shook the wire connected to it, and as soon as the photo book special feature of Rank Kingdom started on television, the picture became unstable.


Keeping it a secret from my mom.


The mistress of the bride enters.


Yesterday Mr. told me everything.


For real, an earthquake just happened.

Question: I don't like emergency drills.


May I have your hand?


Is this it? Umm... no, just a little bit lower... oh my god!!!


Where did you catch your cold?


Hard on girls, soft on boys.


Finally fell asleep, back then!


Don't know if it's a rocket or missile, but something is being fired towards someone's house.

Question: Don't try this at home, it's dangerous.


The toilet in my house is clogged.


I'm not worthy of such courtesy, just call for help anytime.


Pedometer function.

Question: What new features or functions do you think are unnecessary on an alarm clock?


No matter what I eat, I gain weight.

Question: I was struck by how much the human body has yet to develop.


My toes are itchy.


Bring me the girl with the pimple.

Question: Budget constraints are common at old house restaurants that offer affordable prices.


Vlogger.

Question: Everyone has thought about it once.


A frog in my stomach is making me noisy.


Breaking down.


Depression and giving up.

Question: I don't feel happy even if I can use this dual-purpose thing.


Chubby Feeling.

Question: What is the definitive difference between apple juice and potato salad?


I had an acquaintance, but I didn't want them to find out it was me, so I was desperate and changed my face.


The player is successfully evading the hunters.


Cutting ties and going back will allow for more growth no matter what happens.

Question: Can you please say one word to me that doesn't make me want to go back to work in the afternoon?


Just wait, Yen-yen! I'll help you out now. (Enters the pachinko parlor)

Question: Find and recover our captured comrades.


I don't really care about the president or their duties anymore.


I have all my tools in a Louis Vuitton bag.

Question: That carpenter must be the daughter's boyfriend. How did I notice?


Museum collaborated with someone.


Close your eyes and you'll see billions of stars.


If this were the Mexico-US border...


After this, the counter was completely messed up.


I can't get a connection no matter where I hook up the phone line today. Who hid the phone wire?


Get married.

Question: Bought it but ended up not using it.


Disappearing ball.

Question: Lightning Nine (a technique that might exist in baseball)


I wanted a Chihuahua but it turned out to be a LOL.


Aggressive driving.

Question: Don't do things while wearing a spacesuit.


The minister's fostered kitten finally understands hierarchy, which is infuriating


Unfortunately, I don't like Pinot.


Nice play!


Demon Lord is missing.

Question: What is likely to happen when all cosmetics disappear in this world?


Dad never raised me to be a kid who plays in the mud with all his might past the age of 35!


The plaque is really bad.


The hollowness of a bald head.

Question: Please say something like Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind.


The concert of Qin Shi Huang was amazing!


Ohhh - tonight's dinner yeah!


Boss in Charge


I haven't bumped into the corner yet... oh well, this is my 15th one, I can't eat anymore.


Barley, rice, and eggs.

Question: Can you say something like a mermaid with lots of charm?


Extra Virgin Olive Oil


Master san! It's me, Sasae!


Potatoes (Oh... I'm thinking about beef again... No, he's destined to be grilled with wire. He can't become meat and potatoes...)


Toilet God

Question: What kind of documentary title would be likely to appear on a persistent documentary program from now on?


Sis, no! I don't want to see any unexpected girls!

Question: Obsess me, please.


I got a Clear File of Yui Pon at the convenience store, but the kid behind me said Do you want it if I don't? and I gave it to him/her...


Don't worry, you can get on the car without me being able to reach the brakes. Well, I can't reach the gas pedal either.


On closer inspection, you can see bits of OG beef and muscle mixed in!

Question: A member of AKB48 owns a barbecue restaurant, which seems likely.


I made eye contact with the Madonna on the sumo ring...


The formation is 3-3-4.

Question: A team called Hanshin Tigers and Yomiuri Giants was born in the league. Please tell me its features.


Tonight, everything is good to go.


already a poor girl

Question: Please tell me Cinderella's hidden autumn secret.


The pungent smell of vinegar hits you like a brick. Mixed in with the ingredients are five different types of seafood. Despite feeling anxious about her first experience, Miho couldn't hide her excitement as Harada gently embraced her.


Howdy Shimajiro, ain't nobody gonna eat me now, right?


Will you talk with me until I fall asleep?

Question: Can you please tell me which commercial you dislike?


Did someone put it on your face?


The dogs from past generations appear with looks of resentment.


I'm only going this far. Follow this straight path. Pray for good fortune.


Over there ran a lovely girl!


I tried to kiss the CEO.


I pressed the intercom button and the door opened immediately.


Brainwashing you with their recipes.


Just finished two gang wars, but the boss told me via WeChat that the location for the fight isn't here.


The artist is in a tough spot now, but our insurance can still be applied even from here on out.


How about swimming in the ocean of knowledge? Is it both enjoyable and simple?


I'm here.

Question: Please associate that famous person with one word.


When handing in summer vacation homework, everyone turned in assignments they didn't know about.


Yes, my face popped up now.


The teenager who needs elbow surgery received support from all over the world.


There are mosquitoes!


He sticks out in class, but he sticks out even more outside of it.


Sorry, I made a mistake.

Question: Like someone who stole a big bike and takes off.


Military training has ended.


Dentist's clinic, no need to get off the car


That kid... is it their first time cooking? I wonder if they can buy FamilyMart chicken and rice.


Athlete's Village


In Australian terms, it is located south of Tokyo.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Kanto.


Stay sharp in old age.

Question: What should be the ultimate goal for the people?


Sandy Barred!


Please put down your pen privately.


Time is short, but the stick is long.

Question: I want something short in the bag and long around my neck.


Could you please accompany me for a little walk?


On the first day of school, I found out that I had been chosen as class president.


"The results of the vote have been announced, and the one who was kicked out of the house has been decided as the owner."


Cucumbers were turned green.

Question: What is the great achievement of a housewife?


It's not a cat.


Practice making a funny face in an instant.


Doing one page of summer homework every day can be finished.


Successfully dodged all the red strings of Cupid.


I said 'bury me in the sand,' but that's not it.


Haruo Komatsu started being a VTuber.


Are you sure you want to synthesize the characters with 4 stars or above?


Ever since we chased away a thief, this guy has been like this.


I no longer need to go check and make sure the gas valve is closed.


The audience throwing oranges have incredible arm strength.


Only after diving into the pool did I realize that there was no water.


Don't come yet. That's what my old pet Mike used to say when he passed away from a traffic accident, and then he quietly disappeared.


Oh yeah, that feels so good!


Erica's next arrest has already been decided, it seems.

Question: That's pretty much a lie.


There are supposedly 200 shades of pink.


This is the only thing you ever talk about!


The treatment of the foster child is cruel.


Google.


Ants moved in


Reuniting with long-lost brothers.


And on my green pickles, huh? A fan said to me.


Doraemon is silly, so rock-paper-scissors will last forever.


Unable to bear seeing someone hurt in front of him, he turned away.


The boss's house is on fire.


I boast about being knowledgeable about the constitution, but I only know up to Article 17.

Question: Please tell me an episode of the legendary story about Mr. L, who is behind the times.


After going to the bottom of the sea with help, I got something back.

Question: That famous young person is extremely messy. Please explain.


Have you woken up yet? Then I'll continue with the medical expenses for the second week.


Drink high-quality alcohol.

Question: Can't the kids sleep? Is there any solution?


Portable cup identifier


Group photo of my research team.


Madam's lingering fragrance.

Question: What do you think your past life was?


90% of日本人 call natto 'natto'.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Japanese people.


I said I'd do it in April!


You look tired, Molder.


Does hard work always pay off?


Upstairs, dad and mom are playing pro wrestling!


Weirdo!


After jumping on the bicycle, I realized the seat was stolen


From the window, they will soon take off.

Question: When you think about it calmly, the lyrics are scary.


Looks can be deceiving.


It doesn't smell at all!


Another dimension is craving a kiss.


Yay! Pork bits!


Golf

Question: Please consider new sports for the Tokyo Olympics.


The passenger told me to get off at this stop! I'm getting off here!


If you drop it, pick it up and eat it within 3 seconds.


It's hard to see the baby ducks because they are standing in front.


You don't have to come anymore, Yamanaka Junko. Let me say it one more time. You don't have to come anymore, Yamanaka Junko.

Question: What does M-1 stand for?


Everybody! Form a circle.


On the night of the full moon...


I thought I could hold it in for about 3 minutes, man.


In my mouth, popping donut patch.


Thank you, thank you.


Dalmatian is three years old.


Tian Ji used his inferior horses to successfully hold back the opponent's superior horse.


Boost it up by 100,000 times!

Question: Times it by 100,000 and make it extremely annoying.


But the three-second rule has never been taken seriously.


The neighbor's dog seems to be in a good mood today.


Today I became a NEET (tears).

Question: Starting today, it's the new school year. Can you please give me a funny lie related to April Fool's Day?


Haha...you learned your lesson. Trying to take my popularity was a mistake, buddy.


Large lemons are being cultivated.


Yamcha is going to pass away soon.

Question: If we were to create a Dragon Ball character playing card, what might some of the reading cards be?


When Hirohiko was refuted.


The Struggle of an Armless Girl for Shoes


Kai yo! or Let's go!


A fierce individual who does not stop peering, even if caught.


Bears have migrated here.


Rejoining the royal family is planned.

Question: Make me think it's not free with just 7 words.


Only when you ride on the roller coaster yourself can you feel its excitement.


You're reminded by Amap that there are continuous speed cameras ahead.


I was measuring my girlfriend's neck for a necklace at midnight when she suddenly woke up.


The pain from tooth decay is unbearable.


There's a ninja hidden below


What's up with your name being Tarzan? You've been copying the example too much.


Excuse me, may I have your attention please? Myself, san-go, is now making an appearance.


You won't appear unless you accumulate experience in the first parking lot.

Question: Where is the second parking lot?


We created the Statue of Liberty, but it's too free-standing and won't stay up.


A sunny termite.


The husband who was cheating says that.

Question: I just lost my memory, can you tell me what I was doing?


Get a job.

Question: Teach me how to take down the decoder, please.


In place of going out of the state, I fell instead.


Hey, you need to buckle up!

Question: Auto school bullying is common.


Dancing fool plays for a foolish audience.


Umm, I want to try yours.


Wearing ISONO glasses with double lenses.

Question: When Monhan and Pokemon collaborate, it's common for them to create something tasty.


Wait a second, I'll be back in two seconds to go to the bathroom.

Question: Please tell me a lie in two seconds.


With the owner coming back soon, I can't think of any new mischief to play.


Can you tell me the shortest route to the toilet before it's too late?

Question: What is the one wish that the toilet god grants?


My ears have gotten so big!


It's time to open the door!


What! I bought Pampers instead of Moomin!


Listen to my song!


I'm on fire in MM1!


Rub wasabi with your fingers.

Question: Something useful to know when you encounter a super giant shark in the ocean.


Mrs. Know-It-All


Playing around and saying same old is starting to confuse me.


Stop the camera.


Let's do it.


Reality.

Question: I want to turn away my eyes, yogurt spilled in my backpack because my dad doesn't know someone is angry at him.


Okay, throw it here.


That's not your kid.


Uh, when did the self-destruct mode activate again?

Question: When Maria got pregnant, what she thought.


I want to say an Earth fact quickly.

Question: If I were the first person to see Earth from space instead of Gagarin, what would I say?


Yamada said he wants to be the class representative!


All of the CAs are in their 60s.

Question: I don't like this airplane.


Yum! Ah...Ahh!


Man, I really wanna go home and get some writing done so I can feel clear-headed.

Question: Kota will not say absolutely anything.


Shall I set off the tax alert now?


The wisest of times.


The bread slipped from my hand and hit the dog with an elbow.


Treat yourself on payday.


Awesome or That's awesome

Question: What kind of store is Matsumoto Kiyoshi?


Matzko doesn't know it.

Question: Please make a show that seems boring by taking only one word from the program name.


Let's hurry up and do it.

Question: Can't help but cheer for these racehorses, names in katakana with no more than 9 characters.


I suddenly forgot how to breathe.


Masao dealt with it.


In love with someone from another country.


Due to the accumulation of too much moisture, my body is in a slimy state...

Question: When I drank 5,300 bowls of miso soup from morning to night, something common happened.


Really big chopsticks!


True, I said I like sausage, but I'm thinking this might not be the best choice for a birthday present.


My top choice is [your organization].


Lan nee chan wore a miniskirt.


I am called an elder by those around me, but I'm only in my forties.


The monster set aside grudges to rescue the drowning Ultraman


Master, will I really have nothing in this lifetime?


Are you working for Disney?

Question: In the blink of an eye, it boils up quickly, you know?


Yamada has come to his senses.

Question: Was there a possibility of canceling Abe's state funeral?


Envious, aren't you?


Sunny Day Punch!


Looking for an opportunity to land a counterattack.


Can I cut through the hunter that was found...


It seems like I was transferred here with a serious face!?

Question: Please teach me an excuse to use when I mess up.


Lamost burger.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Skipping rope is quite tiring!


In the game character customization, you can only choose the underwear color.


Come on, let's go! (Oh, it's heavy...)


I was still playing games before the deadline.


Who is the chicken?!


Sit down! - Huh? Shake hands! - Huh?


As the weather warms up, penguins come out.


"Did you bring today's picnic lunch?" "Yes, it's really delicious."


Finally, my heart connected with the hamburger.


For now, I'll have to suffer with scarcity.


Finally...did he leave?


Sounds of barbecue coming from the tasting area


"Is it Mario again?" "Yeah, it seems Luigi fell down too."


Prison is way more intense!


Biohazard.


Wearing a tie or not wearing a tie... that's the difference between whether you can become a politician or not.


Grandma's hard-boiled egg bag on the back has a comment from grandpa with a diamond emoji.

Question: Can you try changing the name of the snack and see how it tastes?


My lower half is chasing me.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Nappa leather.

Question: Who do you think would make a good sidekick for Indiana Jones? Number one is...!


Miss, if you don't want to 'aah', turn right.


Dad doesn't allow you to shake the chair when changing light bulbs.


I can't run no matter how hard I try.


Wanted to transform into a sheep to help the insomniac owner but fell asleep... Zzz...


Pi is approximately 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974.

Question: Please say something that will take my mind off things.


Come back. It's better if you come back. Pull it out for me.


Knocking and hitting, the PikoPiko Hammer of Rock Paper Scissors was actually a carpenter's mallet.


Pigeonholing syndrome.

Question: Working for more than 40 years just to consume something feels suddenly empty.


I thought the exit was this way and stood in line for 2 hours because my eyesight is so bad.


Let me take the poison first! It's me, it's me!


Siri suddenly greeted me and said, "Hey fatty!"


Come on, give it your all in the download! Why did it go from 'remaining 5 seconds' to 'remaining 3 minutes'??!


Just for fun.

Question: Words you might use five times in your life.


Got it! (or I got it!)


Peach Boy Peach paid for something.


I've told you before, even if you don't mind dressing like that, the audience will mind


You told me to close my mouth when I sneeze, and now my nose is bleeding and my ears are ringing.


The yellow vertical line on the right side.

Question: It makes me angry to be ignored.


Can I be saved, doctor?


Melted.


I think Obama's a little off.


Can't use the remote because the flyer broke it.


I'm going to draw chocolate designs, honey.


This is just an image I happened to have, but save it.


I'm stuck and can't get out.

Question: What would happen if there were no friction?


The commercial for BORAGINOL is kind of fantasy-like.


It's the same thing that Kiyonari used.


Playing hide and seek, but Takeshi doesn't seem to exist; he hasn't been found.


More!/Moar!/Way more!

Question: Try saying 'human being on fire'.


After the teacher matched names with people,


I've already turned it in yesterday, do we have to do it again today?


Ceasefire Agreement


He did it out of willingness.

Question: Can you give me a nickname?


A man just played tag with me.


A vote on wearing skirts uniformly across the school.


Taking a break.


Grandpa, Dad, the test is starting to be really hard...


After spending ten years defeating the dragon, I was told that I had started in the wrong direction.


Does this industry also have morning meetings?


I took the salmon that the wooden carved bear was holding, and it turned out to be surprisingly realistic than I thought.


Love and I.


Come on up and take back our park from those 6th graders!


My teeth are itchy so I'm chewing on a stone.


My acorn fell, you know.


I was expecting a reunion of fate, but in the end, nothing happened.

Question: At some point, everyone in the office has experienced something类似的意思


Night shift.

Question: What did you do before the marathon?


X-ray showed a balloon in my stomach.

Question: When Banksy went to the hospital, please tell me what happened.


Oh, dogs are mating...


Wow!


Just study hard.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about television.


Long-sleeved and half-sleeved.


Sorry for being clingy. Is there anything wrong?


We three musketeers, you know.


Hello, I am your child's college teacher. Hello, Professor.


Let's start with self-satisfaction first.

Question: Whose joke is funnier, the second person's or the one that didn't stretch?


I heard a voice saying cute and turned back confidently, but it was just a puppy taking a walk.


Let's get undressed in the woods, honey! Come on!


Sit down!


Wow! Those dumplings are amazing!


I got taken for a sucker.


Here are some food for you, please move away from the tracks as soon as possible.


This person is always trying to steal the spotlight.


It's annoying when my overprotective parents constantly look at me whenever we get stuck in traffic.


Can you give me the photo you dropped in the pool? The goddess asked if it was the picture with clothes on or without, and I said without so she gave it to me.


You're an amazing dancer.


Customers who help out with the storage.

Question: I don't like customers like this.


Lowering my head, I think of my hometown.


You can't catch me just by pointing your phone at me! I'm not a Gastly!


Just listening to my wishes won't make them come true.

Question: What will the Dragon God do if I gather 7 Drago Balls?


A father watches his daughter practice diligently for a singing competition with a quiet gaze.


Came up with the "ignore for 3 minutes" tactic.


I had a Negroni before the meeting.

Question: I polished off a morning shot at night, heh.


Okay, let's go!

Question: Add two characters to the food and see if it tastes worse.


The hungry dolphin legend.


Baker and cook exams are getting harder every year.

Question: Please tell me Mr. Jam's烦恼.


Gray cup makes me cough a lot.

Question: I don't like this smoking area.


Just sit down, everyone.

Question: When Giant (a character) appeared on Music Station, typical things would happen.


The woman waiting endlessly for a train that she realizes is out of service.


It's Maezawa, not Maresawa.

Question: Please say something like 'It's curry, not karē.'


A new rocket with a range that can circle the Earth has been successfully tested.


Honey, the kids are asleep, let's get some sleep soon.


Someone was messing around during the sea filming


A traffic warden says she's not bothered by one-way roadworks.


Takahashi's excuse for being late was true.


Can't you stop laughing every time I say saa-ann-tte?


This acupuncturist is not certified, but they're studying carefully through a planned video series.


Report boss, task completed.


I don't want to go to the hospital anymore.

Question: And yet, now I'm enjoying this inexplicable chest pain that comes by chance.


Eh, I'm not really into that. Type heart.


I am moved to tears by my own birth.


Stole it.


Are you on fire, Archie?


Eh! I've eaten too much tuna...


When it comes to the World Bodybuilding Championship, it's a whole different level.


Mount田 is the only one who reigns supreme in the heavens and on earth.

Question: I don't like these sparkly names. What kind of name?


Are we going to toast this place?


After meeting three times, the villagers will tell you good information.


Haha, my deliberation is paying off.


But it's not completely black all over, you know.

Question: That guy is kind of suspicious, you know.


Learn from Parisian fashion!


I thought I was going to fail, but...


The sumo commentator said something incredible.


Boss, do I need to hide my face as a hacker?


I wrote my name on the notebook I found.


Okay, so we call an Orix Rental Car employee 'Orix Uncle'?

Question: An elderly woman is thinking about Yakult right now.


I was accompanied by something.


Can you... see me?


I'm moving to a new school tomorrow.

Question: I wish this transfer student wouldn't come.


Let's go, man!


The beating of your heart may also be one of many diverse superpowers.

Question: What would you do if you could use all sorts of superpowers?


The water temperature is 80 degrees.


The girlfriend stomped her feet in anger.


In fact, I am one hundred years old.


How did Jay Chou become Zhou Jie?


Koike's impression of bug spray caused not only bugs but also people to run away.


It rains sometimes.


Thinking about the fact that work awaits after GW.

Question: What should I do during Golden Week?


Take it off and leave it alone.


Happy New Year!

Question: Happy birthday! Can you please say something (it doesn't matter what it is)?.


The Opening Ceremony of Modern War.


Hey, something's weird, they said, but couldn't figure out what was wrong. So they called out, Let's go home, Lan-sis! and left.


I saved money by putting on the phone case myself.


We climbed all the way up, but had to start climbing again from the beginning.

Question: What happens when you press the mysterious button discovered at the top of Mount Fuji?


Ugh, I hate it!


Hello, you win by speaking first.


After eating at HuaLaiWu, sometimes I'm too rushed to take off my pants.


Customers at the counter are trying to steal techniques.


Geez, looks like a sit-down guy. Blonde or brown hair, probably.


Land, sea, and air.


The pant attachment sells the most, so put it in a more visible place.


My university major matches my job content.


I'm a little interested.

Question: Come on, it's already late!


I am waiting for you!


Jose's cartel is three minutes into Cooking Time! Today, it's everyone's favorite - simmering the rival organization members slowly and carefully.


No matter how long I wait, the bus never comes.


I bet it's more like this.


Leave it to me, honey. I've been eating sailor food my whole life. I've seen rough seas before and they're nothing compared to this!


Midnight on the 15th.


I can't stop thinking about that apple logo.


The more you put in, the more it grows - there's still a long way to go.


Hey you, this is pork for you.


Waterlogged Wood, which sometimes appears in puddles in Minecraft.


Crazy Man

Question: Can't help but cheer for these racehorses, names in katakana with no more than 9 characters.


Can't you just leave me alone and let me think?

Question: What is the motive behind the action?


I found out for the first time that summer vacation ends on August 31st.


Walk the crosswalk without stepping on the curb, for those who straddle both sides.

Question: Create a new modern Japanese idiom.


The vacuum cleaner robot moved closer in this direction.


Got a surprise work call on my day off.

Question: I don't like this surprise.


I keep thinking ahead to old age and feeling empty.


Wild dogs of large breeds are scary...


I woke up and found that the meeting had already been adjourned.


The lion, who needs to retire, is trying hard to hunt a zebra that the young lions messed up by showing off.


He's drinking beer and thinking it's delicious, but what is that other person always drinking?


You're mom is my mom, and my mom is your mom. Go home! and I was kicked out.


You took down the boss! The story's over!


Don't talk to me in a cat-like voice.


Sit down in the classroom, Nobi!


Moving up the adult ladder.


Wow, you've lost weight again!


You've taken my place, so hit me at a 45-degree angle.


Moon Byakuran, pretending to be a hardworking student preparing for exams, while admiring his cat at night.


(Absolutely can't let them know I forgot my baton at home.)


Pretending to be a victim after breaking the flower vase


I can't resist commenting on the topic.

Question: The result was hilarious after I tried being silly.


Dad, not this, so I'll continue the inference as it is.


Targeting me with ED's antics.


Attending my first offline gathering of Undergroundrappers.


I have become a pirate king!

Question: Please forcibly end the story that is getting intense.


Let's see who can flick boogers the farthest.


The husband and wife argument escalated into an air battle.


Who put the glue on their hands?


100 days until death, the alligator movie's catchphrase.

Question: Just beat yesterday's self by just 1%.


Religious


I stepped on soap under the water.


I thought it was a raccoon, but turns out it's a female raccoon.


The joke resonated with people.

Question: The most fun thing I did this New Year.


Don't worry about it. It's just a slipped disc.


Trying to act natural, they pointed it out.


Saving is important for the future, a few years from now, when we will be approaching old age.

Question: An older junior asked me to give them 2 scoops of ice cream.


If you got lost in the forest, some strange old man holding a coffee cup came out and said 'Oh, looks like you're lost too.'


Hahaha! Who the hell are you?


Promote me because I won.

Question: An elderly woman is thinking about Yakult right now.


Counterclockwise rotation by 90 degrees becomes strange.


I didn't sleep yesterday, that's all I know.

Question: Think about what you would look like if you were in school. Pick three things that you would most likely have with you.


People who play with their smartphones after eating and don't leave the table deserve an extra meal tax.

Question: Someone is better off paying taxes.


Finally feeling a bit handsome


Got up early in the morning.

Question: I don't like these sparkly names. What kind of name?


I want to get rid of the portrait painting.


Colorful boots appeared in the satellite picture.

Question: Tetrapot completely conquered.


Sorry, I can't help with that. This might be inappropriate content. Please provide more context or another question.


After an argument, they make up with a kiss.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Japanese people.


His breathing is so rough, I can't understand what he's saying.


The results are in!


It's okay like this. It's just like this.


The end.

Question: I'm thinking of a gift for my grandmother who has reached the milestone of being 100 years old. What would be good?


Wow, it was me! I thought it was a ball!


Yunbo is the ultimate weapon.


You can't see it unless you're this close...is this old age??


Recycle.


Conan was there.


A hunter was released.


A stranger uncle came out from my dad's side of the family.


Sake!


The Ultra Security Team took down.


When we filmed the stride length jump of a top athlete, it was revealed that they were showing an unseen speed and ease.


Let's go! Just a little bit more.


This traffic signal hasn't changed from red yet...


After defeating the boss, a lot of equipment was dropped on the ground.


Grammy's got money.

Question: Can you tell me the trendy words for 2030?


Garage.

Question: Try saying the name of sushi ingredient with a disappointed feeling, if you will.


Agreement and disagreement felt


My brother likes little fans.


Talking about curry.

Question: Don't do it while eating poop.


Despite being kicked by Kamen Rider multiple times, when I see my child's sleeping face at home, I still want to keep going.


The upstairs is so noisy!


Let's take over the world, Deb. You're the goddess who can save it.


Tooth decay


Simply because I randomly pressed the call button in the ward...


An example of a resume photo, the one on the left upper corner is improper with a slouching shoulder orientation.


I witnessed a murder, but the body was still warm!


If you want me to come back, prepare 100 Big Macs.


Out of ammo in the toxic circle.


The fuse of the firework is too short.


Every time I turn my head and look at the driver with small eyes, I think he must be sleeping.


Unauthorized adaptations of true stories may be sued.

Question: The protagonist's catchphrase was I'll make sure to convey it with all my might! as a result.


First day of cohabitation, saw their first natural face.


Up and down, left and right, forward and backward movements.


So, um, where's the other card?


Why are you always at the scene whenever there's a case?


You in the morning self-study.


Shake your bottom, Yahoo! Show some skin.

Question: I don't like this opening theme song.


Experiencing VR horseback riding, never expected to become the horse


License? No way, no way, no way. Come on.


Mount Fuji is crying.

Question: This seems like it could be the final special episode of Ametalk.


New Jersey beef.


Kazuhisa's grammar became suddenly more polite.

Question: Why, do you think?


He was a man once he took off his clothes.


The medical check-up report is out.


The equipment is not bound.


Economy class passengers, I'm here to serve your meals now.


Um, are you guys going camping? There's a typhoon coming!


Eight days until my three-month mark as the cicada.

Question: Can you please add 'three months to live' to all the titles and dialogue and make it melancholic?


'Very scary, there's an eye on the shoji screen.'


Please raise your left hand during difficult times.


Do you know what punch punch pounce means? I can't get this word out of my head.


The smell of blood.


The student who talked big just came out after getting vaccinated.


Coachin'

Question: In Nagoya, it is common to eat breakfast every morning.


Yoshi Kishida is going to Shichuan Province.


Hey, don't think you're better than the home club just because it's your first year! If you don't have any motivation, get out!


I made Pooh, the bear with no copyright, my friend.

Question: Please add an episode of感动 that makes people across America cry, as moving as the story of Kimi-taro.


Sir, if you don't decide on the house you like right away, it will be in Shanghai soon, and the price won't be the same anymore!