I am truly sorry for your loss...I'm so sorry.

Question: Sorry, I don't know what that means in English.


My pointer finger is pink!


And... just for another five years...


After entering a stranger's house, a guy they didn't know yelled at them


In one swift inhalation, a squirrel is captured.


The balloon I just got flew away.


What if Ichiro and Niichiro were both called Gitchiro? Then what would they be called?

Question: What on earth do you want me to say about a triple Axel?


Instinct.


The resemblance drawing of the designated suspect was so bad that I took it myself and sent it to the police.


Oh no, I shouldn't have cut here? Hahaha, my bad.

Question: What if Rolala were the surgeon?


Unexpectedly, the rock-paper-scissors game ended in a tie.


Hannah Barbera was animated and mainly aired on TV Asahi in Japan.

Question: Old comic book stuff.


Let's go search for stars tonight.

Question: How do you collect lots of stars?


$70 million slipper

Question: I don't want to buy it even at a 95% discount.


That was my seat, right?


The person who raised this fish.


Diamonds are really hard, man. I almost got them all taken away, heh heh.


Full color pages.

Question: What was the reason for the problems with the coloring book right after it was released?


Studio Ghibli.

Question: What would be a fitting title for a Studio Ghibli doujinshi?


Work-shy me and my mindset.


Prologue -> Breakdown -> Q&A

Question: Try saying 'human being on fire'.


Hey pops, can you please come inside and stop being a mooch?


Zhuge Liang became Chancellor.


Everyone is losing their temper.

Question: Please teach me the contents of Attack on Titan in a suitable way for the world.


Red envelope scam.

Question: Hopes are dashed.


National interest.

Question: What is the purpose of the Olympics?


Takashi, there's something important I need to talk to you about. Please sit down here.


Luigi ambushes Mario in front of the pipe.


My girlfriend's kite is too unconventional.


I've been quiet all this time, but I'm not a kangaroo, I'm a wallaby.


I'm buying it!


What the heck is Skyrab Hurricane?


Yesterday, I became human again. My name is Yubi Natsui.


Student D called their friends! Monster parents appeared!

Question: Mr. made the class fall asleep with his lullaby! He put student A to sleep, he put student B to sleep, and he put student C to sleep.


Hey, I'm a little sister from Northern Europe, btw :)


The gentle ones turned sideways the moment the drill instructor's helmet flew off.


Snap, snap, snap, snap...


When you test positive for COVID-19 and happen to dislike your neighbor, it's an unpleasant situation to be in.


A thousand winds become me.

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


Let's get an injection, shall we?

Question: Obsess me, please.


Exposed on social media.

Question: What special reward did I get when I ate all the curry varieties from COCO Ichibanya in one day?


Two silver angels.

Question: What did I get from the gachapon machine for 1,000 yen?


I can't play.

Question: Puzzle game life, match-3, things that are common.


Eating free meals, once a week.

Question: The difference between furlough and school lunch.


Oh, I don't believe in God or anything like that.


What kind of filling, bean paste or mashed? We can't decide.

Question: When Doraemon and Anpanman do a collaboration, it's common for this to happen.


Looking back while driving, this is what I saw.


"After hearing 'Forward, Death Squad!', everyone else took a step back."


We're having such an animated conversation!


The fat man and little boy are flying above Japan.


People have different opinions about levers.

Question: Give it a shot.


I'm not good with crowds - that's my excuse being alone.

Question: What should I do during Golden Week?


When your desk faces the office air conditioner


Taste the tartness of citric acid.

Question: Unbelievable last name.


The cheese I ate was spoiled.


GUNMA -> Guns and ammo

Question: Please consider the names of the 43 prefectures and cities in Japan.


Drinking carbonated drinks causes hiccups.

Question: I can relate to this, but others probably won't understand.


"Who tore the paper sliding door?" "This guy did!"


Let's gather in Animal Forest.

Question: Can you please explain Princess Mononoke in a concise manner?


I think we messed up with the vaccine dosage.


Nils' Mysterious Journey.


Not for free.

Question: Make me think it's not free with just 7 words.


I asked to get my hair cut in a bob, but they ended up cutting my face into a bob.


See the monkey, hear the monkey.

Question: What is the name of the radical?


Mom's birthday coincides with it.

Question: I hate Father's Day like this.


Cherry's head was happy as she tirelessly peeled the skin off a 6B pencil, occasionally shouting Rocket Pencil of Flavor!


Thanks for telling me, I didn't know (Sunkist).

Question: September 1st is Kiwi Day, so be silly, please.


Come on, Camerupt! Hydro Pump!


Seatbelt allergy.

Question: What are the characteristics of people who don't want to ride in the passenger seat for two?


This is the first girl who chased me.


You can't keep a blue raccoon! Throw it away!


Lab time?


The drinks in the vending machine.


The next joke feels like it should have a star attached to it...

Question: Please tell me the reason why you can't sleep.


The world is full of letdowns.

Question: What would you title your life if it were turned into a movie?


Sushi stand-up comedy


That 'no' character looks really cool.

Question: The advantages of the state of emergency declaration.


For example, in this situation... watch and you'll see, I'll put you to sleep.


Hey, wait a minute! You're not God of Theft, are you?


At mixers, women tend to view guys other than good-looking ones this way.


Well, as buff as I am, I've got plenty of room on my Titanic for one more.


I was told to give away the extra cream pie, but it turned out to be mine.


Rainbow.

Question: What can I dip in tempura without getting in trouble?


My parents.


The girl I like turns out to be an oxygen beauty.


The spirit has disappeared.


Um... there are eight of them.

Question: Horror-inclined Dragon Ball.


Oh my God!?!


If the victim is bald, they will be easily found.


Nico Robin is 54 years old.


Do you understand? Not recording Kuso TV is equivalent to choosing death!


Here I am in my victory pose! - that's how Mr. Abe appeared.

Question: Was there a possibility of canceling Abe's state funeral?


Never have I seen such fools cover the streets in moss like this...


Everyone is in favor of the tax hike.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Japanese people.


The ex-girlfriend and the current girlfriend approached


Doraemon has formed an alliance with Fat Tiger.


That's okay like this.


Who?

Question: What is the official name of WHO?


Automatically goes into energy-saving mode when nobody's paying attention.


Electric Pokemon's Raikou.

Question: What if I changed the name of the restaurant to something else and it became really popular?


You just bullied the new guy like that!


Zero multiplied by zero point one equals zero.

Question: Just beat yesterday's self by just 1%.


Your high school is so terrible!


Preston Davis and that old guy from around the neighborhood.


Dad, who decided to become an entertainer, goes down the path of ruin as a guitar master.


Tsuyoshi Nakamura isn't gone.

Question: What I say wouldn't have been understood by people 20 years ago.


Second and Light are both dead.


Popping a pimple


Weren't you in the bathroom just now?


During the movie, an argument between a couple escalated into a gunfight.


Why are you looking at me? Watch the ball!


The Jesus audition has entered its final round.


Oh, I came in jeans...


You've got your tails in a twist! Shake and sleep,...


However, it's still a Retriever, you know.


I lent him ramen but he only returned the bowl.


Congratulations on your 80th birthday with a gift certificate.

Question: I'm thinking of a gift for my grandmother who has reached the milestone of being 100 years old. What would be good?


Poor kid's mansion.


Putting together a cake that enhances strong habits in DeAgostin Weekly.


Oh no! My shadow is moving!


Squeezing your fist tightly and then releasing it makes a juwaaah sound.


Top 5 Shortest Men in the World.


C'mon, don't just sit there!

Question: Chiko-chan in the 2018 version is reprimanding me.


Wait and kiss me later, I have something to say first.


A store security guard caught something really crazy.


Shield your eyes from ultraviolet rays.


That banana.


The next villain is me!

Question: The worst catchphrase after Neville defeated the villain.


Welcome back, miss.


Detective Conan is 17 years old.

Question: Try making the following 17 items interesting by adding catchphrases or titles.


Here, hold the camera.


Shell-shocked and covered in flour.


Got some TMI there.


It's about 20 minutes to the destination is your impression, right?

Question: The celebrity seems like someone who would make quips about the navigation system's guidance.


Religious groups advocating peace accepting an increase in military spending.

Question: I don't feel happy even if I can use this dual-purpose thing.


UHA Gummies.


Everything except making people happy.

Question: What is the definitive difference between apple juice and potato salad?


Compare the faces of Hamada and the gorilla.

Question: What kind of exhibit would Yoshimoto do at the Osaka Expo?


Dammit!


I announced on TV that I like Baby Star and then I received a snack company's gift.


Ah-ha! It's a scam.


Yellow, you got a ticket for ignoring the traffic signal again. Yeah, if the traffic light starts blinking at you like that, it's scary. The driver could be in a state of shock.


Can you pick wild vegetables?


You can name it yourself.


The pupils have become indistinguishable from black or white.


It's all bubbles.


That person didn't go through the cashier, right?


The heat of birthdays has been stolen by Santa Claus.


Start without hesitation.


Delusional Broadcasting.

Question: What would you title your life if it were turned into a movie?


Someone with only a dollar for the temple offering has a strong urge to pee!


I maxed out my armor but accidentally bought a microphone instead of a weapon.


Magnum Force

Question: A name for a gun that seems like it should exist, but doesn't.


Thank the author today.

Question: Doraemon got 100 on a test and Mom's reaction.


Too hot to open.


"Shizuka and Doraemon got married in the future?! Shizuka? Shizuka?"


Cup ramen is more affordable.

Question: Can you tell me some random funny things?


Scored a goal on a lucky break.


The boss asked me to copy these CDs.


My friend said he would give me a British Shorthair, but I always think it's a French Shorthair.


Billions in debt.

Question: Please scare me with four Chinese characters.


Dad is giving an audience on his son's essay about my dad.


Passengers getting off at Huilongguan subway station, please proceed to the exit.


I just want some onigiri.


Big fire hurts.


Seized property.


Hey! How long do I have to hold down this frame?


Since that incident, I've been practicing my tackle avoidance like crazy.


PE class followed by English class.


I'll be back...


Why does Ghibli make us the only ones unhappy?


Well, that's not exactly it, you know, he grumbled as he walked in.

Question: What actually happens when you prepare a hole that you can immediately insert for someone who feels embarrassed?


Cover photo of Splatoon 5.


Late at night eating potato chips will make you fat, right? I'll make you some healthy snacks! I already transferred the rent.

Question: Can I have a word with you about Carriemate?


There's no one around anymore.


Your age.

Question: Can you please change one letter in the title of that famous work and make it more vivid?


I think so.

Question: Sorry, I don't know what that means in English.


I've been saying it every day for the past five years.


Can you give me Sunday off?


Pushy religious groups that keep bothering me.

Question: Someone is better off paying taxes.


I really like Takashi Hamada.

Question: What's the same between going for a walk and eating a rare beef?


Television scam on magazine covers.


Six ways to maintain social distance.


Real hot dogs!


Marriage.

Question: What is the tragedy of the husband?


Hideki Tojo

Question: Name-wise, it's a strong name that could compete with Sayuri Yoshida.


Can I trim the mountain a bit more, Moecho?


The last bit of instant noodles was eaten.


Drop that earphone thing!


The arrow points to a duck.


You should buy a mask.

Question: What I say wouldn't have been understood by people 20 years ago.


We have creatures to defeat, but we also have bad politicians, selfish dictators, irresponsible corporate executives, etc., and I feel disgusted that we're not doing anything about it.

Question: Ultraman is having trouble in everyday life.


But it's still missing human and raccoon.


Still writing your name on everything.


Wow! Puchin Ice Cream is sold out at the usual supermarket?!


The answer on each calculator is different


Save me, Mr. Yamada, I need an ambulance.


Just got out of the anime convention and now I have to defend my thesis.


Sanada, who was invited to the beach, dressed a little differently.


Is that the three paths river? If so, you can cross it when the train goes by at the crossing there.


Canceling plans to go on a date or meet up with friends.

Question: Desperate weekend.


Don't be silly at this hour.

Question: What advice can I get to earn stars?


"Hold this for me," and that was it, the construction was done.


They both wanted to lift each other up to shield themselves from the rain.


Repairs will be done from sunset to sunrise on days with low traffic. There will be no power supply, so please understand any delays in the schedule. Expected completion is 2050.


Get out quickly because customers are waiting.


There are lots of small props.

Question: I'm the Heisei Rider, huh? I guess so!


Gogetsu or Cross-eyed

Question: Can you tell me some things that happened when I started dating my one-dimensional girlfriend?


I didn't expect to have to sell wire poles door-to-door at my age.


Sorry, Ham. I have to give you away to someone else.


Hey, Tamon? Is that you?


Your girlfriend asked to see your phone.


I can't talk because there's no oxygen around me.


Thank you so much for the bill, it came out to 20,000 yen.


That's your muscle, right?

Question: Power-type Hiroki is typically known for.


Um, you're coming to see me using a big pill? That's the lowest form of dirty joke.


Oh no! I might end up as a scraped-up roller girl who failed! (or Oh no! I might turn into a scraped-up roller girl who failed!)

Question: What if Rolala were the surgeon?


The Wi-Fi is acting up.

Question: He or she must be a smoker.


Even though they're dead, the light of their welcome doesn't reach down here.


Responsibility and capability.

Question: When your body was submitted for appraisal by the鉴定団, what did the appraisers say?


Although I am a free player, I received a hat because I recommended a friend.


In fact, regular people can be pretty confusing too.

Question: Seven percent of people who have appeared in movies as extras have something unknown to them.


Put on rubber gloves.

Question: Please say something illogical and subtle.


Harumi Kita is 84 years old.


Sumo wrestling is not about the right way to grab, is it?


Do you have the wrong impression of candid photography?


Home Alone 4.


Look... it's Spring Pink, out of season.


Forever, Departure Day is playing.

Question: I don't want to go to the arcade again.


General Switch A: 'Get rid of that guy.' B: 'Get rid of him right now.' C: 'Get rid of the annoying one.' D: 'Even if it's a false accusation, get rid of him.' E: 'I'll get rid of you too.'


To reach level 1000 and still be so self-centered.

Question: - He's a very demanding person, with 1000 requests.


Has everyone left?


There is a banknote on the ground, but there are many people around.


Clacking of chalk on the blackboard.

Question: I don't like the FamilyMart entrance sound if it happens.


There's only one menu for ordering.


Who keeps pressing my space bar?


Keep quiet.


Nero was the only one taken along.


This time, my young crowd caused quite a bother.


Fish, fish, fish~ Eating fish is yummy~


Mr. Wakawaka's skills have declined.


When I look back on my past answers.

Question: Something sad happened because of my stupid mistake.


Under the collapsed umbrella of the hurricane.


Hear me out! I was chosen to be featured on the design of the hanafuda cards!


My name is Hyacinth. Nice to meet you.


Free meal voucher.

Question: What might be inside President Bach's briefcase?


A child left behind by a weirdo


Let's draw a beautiful S shape.


Idiot.

Question: I called out once.


I trimmed my bangs 5 millimeters shorter but no one noticed.


Wow, so high, so high, so high!

Question: Please say something like Hey, ho, hey, hi.


Come on, already! Quit horsing around and get to work!


Homeless unemployed male.


Major, this isn't a steering wheel you're holding.


More free time for one person is better than being good-looking.

Question: What gives ugly guys the edge over good-looking ones?


The incense from the altar smells like magic.

Question: What's the recent烦恼 of the magic mature woman?


Can you lend me $10,000?


Harry Potter hasn't checked his mailbox for three days.


My kidney stones are clean.


Home run performance for sure.


Correct.


Bye, Keen.

Question: Add two more letters to Doraemon's tools and they become useless (and ugly to look at).


Dad, mom, I haven't finished my homework yet.


Professional mistake.

Question: Can you make the company name more interesting by adding one letter?


Yesterday, I overtook my boss, and today, we're at the same interview.


A world with no wind.


But I'm in a bind!


I walked for 20 minutes and they were still getting ready the whole time.


I have no motivation to do anything for the next 99 days...


Gian started singing.

Question: Did Koga accidentally hang up the phone?


I only remembered to use the consumption voucher on its last day.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.


Right in the middle of the street, I had to go to the bathroom.


Halfway through the magic trick, the audience suspected that I hid a rabbit in my mouth.


May the world bring many smiles and happiness to people of all ages, regardless of gender. Merry Christmas! I know it's only once a year, but I hope you're not too exhausted from all the busyness.

Question: Passionate thoughts for NanTA in one word.


Too thin/too thick.


The cosplay of Rei-Ai is somehow different.


Is this the first time you've been to this kind of store?


No matter how many times I try, all I can see is a destiny of losing.

Question: In chess, the weakness of an expert who can read even ten thousand moves ahead.


Now it's my turn to be number one.


She still won the shooting championship with her beauty.


I wanted to go to Brazil.


Yes, 30,000.


I don't have money to buy cigarettes so I go to the smoking room and inhale secondhand smoke.


This is a memorable first time helping with cooking.


No pain, no pain...


Today is the first day of the Old New Year.

Question: Absolutely no excuse for early departure.


"Red light, I can't stop those cars." "Hand it over to me."


Dad said he didn't want to go to work today.


Is the milk finished? Or are you saying 'I can't provide it because it's past 8 PM'?


Usain Bolt's feelings when he starts a race.


The Shinkansen passes through and stops at each station.

Question: I don't like this Okayama Prefecture.


Just had an argument, but there's only one window to watch the commotion at home.


I can't seem to find my big bag.


To turn back the magic of the wasps, 3000 wasps are needed.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when he summons 2,000 kanbun to his allies in combat?


The hair spray is too strong.


Donald Duck


I have been overtaken.


Eh, my timer's at Picon Peas! Don't make me say it!


Two hours after the game ended, we still didn't know the result.


Zhi Pingben uses his Byakugan to check the remaining chakra of the opponent.


Everyone, we are at the casket.


I am not Sneaky either, nor am I Nobita! / I am the one who will defeat you!


The delivery came too fast, I hadn't even hung up the phone yet.


That's kind of slimy...


Eat rice.

Question: Passionate thoughts for NanTA in one word.


The diving pool is too shallow.


劫持公共汽车

Question: Good morning. What is today's goal?


Ah, carrots.

Question: Please add three words to the title and make it less interesting.


Shimajiro, that's not it!


It's nice to have some alcohol again.

Question: What is the number one inappropriate word to say in an adult greeting?


Here's the package from last year's bamboo shoot village.


What does this director's signature say?


My elephant.

Question: And some Ifdo person is surprised about something. What are they surprised about?


Sorry, is the store closed already?


What is it?

Question: Please ask me a question in a way that is not quite grasping the point.


Classical failure.


Just waiting for the lottery results to be announced.


There are times when men must fight even though they know they will lose.


Why am I the yellow one and she's the green one...?


Resistance training


Which piece of chocolate should I eat first?


Pummel continuously.

Question: If you break tomorrow, even if it's you.


GALAXY catches every fleeting moment of its face.


In the middle of the night, I sneaked up to my owner and made a noise behind them, and they frantically closed their browser.


Qingdao is under attack.


Sekai has 10 friends and Haru has 35 friends.

Question: Two trees make a grove, three trees make a wood, and 100 trees make a forest?


In the town towards the end of an RPG, there's equipment for sale.


Crossing two large mountains, it is in the wetland area at the end of the dense forest.

Question: How do I get to Manako Lake?


When watching a crazy video, take a break and step outside for a moment.

Question: People who always have earphones with them tend to do common things.


After getting into the first-choice college, preparing for the safety school interview


The man's reaction to not being invited to the drinking party.


What a day!


Daily login reward.


Husband and wife arguing.

Question: What is an impossible Olympic sport?


I'm tired of cuteness.


Better than human.


The CC1V-10.


Ugh, it popped up!


Let's have fun together!


Hey, Bacon! You're back already? Didn't you forget something? Looks like Dad's real body was actually over here all along.


Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, and Kinepi all have the same voice actor.

Question: That guy who wrote the book 'Umishikyo de' is a genius.


Red and blue handled it. If you guys are girls, it's okay to let it slide!


Stand in the breezeway!


The old man took out for a walk while holding a leash.


Oh, the house where bears live.

Question: Change the title of a horror movie slightly to make it cuter.


Like, dislike, like, dislike, like...


In my mind, today becomes yesterday and tomorrow becomes today in the blink of an eye.

Question: Midnight


Made a comment on the topic.

Question: Something sad happened because of my stupid mistake.


松本动きます 的英文翻译是 Matsuo is moving.

Question: This year's buzzword of the year.


Humidity.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


Here comes King Kai.


The x-ray is messy.


When Mommy made that face, that's when I got it done.


Yuck, that's gross.

Question: Can you recommend a brand new, innovative and delicious popsicle that I've never had before?


That guy who called Poo an idiot is the one who's wrong...


Even blind people have motorcycle dreams.


岐阜 的英文是 Gifu.

Question: Sniff's unexpected vacation spot.


Do you know about the Unification Church?


Don't open a new store in front of my Seiwa Mart!

Question: Please file a complaint with Seven-Eleven.


If I was taking an animal, I should have taken Grandpa and Grandma instead.

Question: The reason why桃太郎lost was that the demons were too strong and the island of the demons was too far away.


The water temperature is 80 degrees Celsius.


Your wife is calling you by your full name.


Good morning.

Question: That's a gentle way of saying 'There's wasabi on your teeth.'


Burned out in Burma's gambling


The rest is compensated with the body.


This is a no-brainer.


Class reunion announcement.

Question: Out of reach.


There is no entrance to this house.


Whales are super cute.


Turn on the fan! Turn on the fan! Set it to low speed!


Hey, guy! It's me, Goku!


Today, my eyes looked so pretty in the reflection.


Two beginners playing fighting game.


Sorry, what page and line number are you referring to?


Income disappears.

Question: If there was an option to remove the zero-star meme for付费， I would.


I told you those under your arms are not grass.


As the captain, please don't suddenly get angry without reason. It's not me, right?


Two years ago, my dad who went out to see the world sent back a postcard that looked like it was only a 5-minute drive away in the neighboring district.


A new single-person mahjong table.


Hayato, dude!


Lost my memory.

Question: I just lost my memory, can you tell me what I was doing?


Cold-faced assassin


Babies' nightmare


We have not been receiving anything during our home visits.


They're really pushing moose cuisine on the internet across the whole country.

Question: What I want to do on Christmas Eve.


Zoom in!


Store the floor.

Question: Japanese that just sounds like Russian to me.


"Pay attention over there, how can I perform magic if you don't?"


Michael Jackson


This jerk went out with Saki, my friend's girlfriend, the day before yesterday.


Can you give me one more chance?


Wait until the axe falls.


After visiting the zoo.


Dermatology


Rush to the studio in 30 minutes to prepare for Crayon Shin-chan.

Question: When Giant (a character) appeared on Music Station, typical things would happen.


Dad River

Question: What is the name of the 300-year-old kappa who started streaming on Tuber?


Work, goof off, work, goof off, work, goof off, work, goof off, goof off, work, goof off, goof off, goof off, go to bed.

Question: What are your plans for today?


I cheated and immediately regretted it for two seconds.


Style my air bangs.


Are people who want to be stepped on making a line?


We did it (laughing)

Question: Please get carried away with editing the title.


The house was almost completely burned down.

Question: Please cook barbecue for me in the style of my wife's cooking.


Ever since I saw Bradyos, I've been like this.


Cut the principal in half.

Question: Can you teach me how to cut the speaking time of the principal in half?


No one knows that it's Naito Masahiro.


This year's Red Team is stepping up their game.


The stolen big clock hasn't been sold yet.


My wife gave birth to a litter of white ones.


Is it another one of your dumb jokes, bro? Does the one with the star open up holes in the wind?


cousin


The guy has delusions and claims he can see robots from the future, but everyone doubts he's on drugs.


Insurance, insurance, insurance, insurance, insurance, insurance, insurance, insurance, insurance, insurance.


I don't need any more money, but I can't use it all up.

Question: Something I want to say once in my life.


The person behind you when the teacher is angry.


Picked some peaches in Sichuan? I ate them all!


We are toilet signs, we don't talk.


Bought a lot of dark sugar bread that mom loves.


Career athlete.


Yoshida Shaburi passed.


Ugh, this isn't working out.


verified... And thus, another new trivia was born into this world...

Question: Can the sound of I love you make a person stronger?


I came to pay respects at the gravesite.


Snap! My abs hurt so bad.


Is this an extremely rare, blue watermelon? It's making its TV debut.


Do you like her? Go and tell her.


Eh, that's a big thing, huh?


"We're about to start our three-person trip, and you tell me now that you two are together?"


Prime Minister Yoshihide Suga

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


When I saw road rage.

Question: Just got annoyed for a little bit.


It's clearly a green light


I thought Street Live was about performing on the road and then I died.


The movie 'Chocolate Banana'


True meaning or original intent.

Question: Please speak in your natural voice.


Summer Storm is still human, right?


But there's a game and back pain in the way of being told to 'go do some work' by Ōkuma.

Question: If we take the title of 'Hunter x Hunter' and give it a light novel-style twist, this is what it would look like.


I really want to split the ball, but I can't do it with my gem. Sorry!


The tempo of the wooden fish has picked up.


Get a thousand colds.

Question: Let's transform that famous tune into a confusing tune by misspelling the title.


So we're saying we're going back, right?


When I finally felt good enough to laugh just for myself, I was content.


Number of times looking in the mirror.

Question: What gives ugly guys the edge over good-looking ones?


I feel like the master has been slacking lately.


Hurry and run! Live for both of us!


Does it have a Halloween feel?


Hamster Wars

Question: Take away the tension of that movie.


Hey, check that out. The fighter jet is shaking. Let's shoot it down. Wait, on second thought, I think that's my wife. ...


Dust and mites that pop out when beating the bedding.


Find your seat over there.

Question: Rutina Itaya is furious.


The level of fighting among my brothers is so high that I can't stop it.


We have no involvement with AC Javan regarding this image.


I only have five minutes for lunch break.


Jake, come here!


I lost the rock-paper-scissors game after school.


Can you give me three stars?


I'm not looking for any point P that moves, though.

Question: I wish you could make the lyrics fun by changing them a little bit.


Crabworks.

Question: Please change the name of that famous masterpiece into something funny, keeping it to one or two characters.


Right now, we're offering 30% off crude oil!


It's not free stuff.

Question: Make me think it's not free with just 7 words.


It's fine to say bad things about marriage, but I won't tolerate you saying bad things about me.

Question: Wait, you mean the opposite!


Variation.

Question: Make it a modern-sounding title for 'My Neighbor Totoro'


Uh-oh, the cat's out of the bag.


Just give me a dream kiss.


I had a poor night's sleep but still had to do morning exercises with music.


Return to the starting point.

Question: What happens when you press the mysterious button discovered at the top of Mount Fuji?


Born from bones, humans arise.


Donald san.

Question: Teach me the manners decided by the manners instructor at McDonald's, please.


I was sprinkling white powder.

Question: Did the home run king get fired?


Can you please take off your mask for a moment?


Voice that comes out an octave from the belly.

Question: Please say something like a billion stars falling from the sky.


Which one is better, Misako at 13 years old or...?


No license, no Nobel. You're the real villain.


The most popular way to make sushi right now.


Eject the disk.


The director, Motohiro Hayashi, is quitting.

Question: Come on, it's already late!


I adopted a Labrador Retriever and it's starting to look less like a dog.


Pound it, cover up, and rock paper scissors, 'Gon!'


I said uno!


Who's being silly now?

Question: Please give the person who messed up on the second question as many stars as possible.


Rest in peace.


Beautiful holiday.


Greta revealed her true nature.


Dad doesn't know about this.


There's also a way to greet people when you forget your hat and go out without it.


This is the wireless earphones that fit my ears.


Keep it fairway.

Question: When a professional golfer takes a job with a taxi company, what might happen?


Before I know it, I'll shoot down the missile, John Wong!

Question: In the blink of an eye, it boils up quickly, you know?


That place is getting so big, I can't control it anymore!


Monday.

Question: Those cute kids have such sparkly but pitiful names.


Look at me, not the guy behind you!


A mobile birthing unit and midwives on board can traverse any rough terrain - the midwife bus.


The worry about a four-year-old's stuffed animal is real.


I put so much effort into preparing, but it was Floria who got chosen instead of Bianca.


I sold my useless husband to the pawnshop and it turned out to be a pretty valuable lump of gold.


Who is Turbo Babba?


The food is delicious, the room is clean, and there's unlimited internet with no ghosts appearing... it seems like staying at a hotel during travel really makes for a fun place, doesn't it?

Question: Can you teach me how to invite someone to a hotel?


Posing on a moving sidewalk.


You did it again, you uploaded another video.


The wax museum sometimes has real people mixed in.

Question: What kind of exhibit would Yoshimoto do at the Osaka Expo?


Genesia

Question: Get 50 servings of B.


Handrail Encyclopedia.

Question: What's the title of a book that's too obsessive and can't sell?


Finally struck oil. Then he left saying his wife would get a settlement.


What's this texture? Is it a diamond ring?


When sorting belongings, discovered that Dad, who had no job, is actually a hero!


According to plan.


I'm going to the garage...


The whole dorm ate the same serving of grilled cold noodles.


Niko-chan has a big watermelon.


Are you my child?


Being embarrassed to come out in front of people because you're a street vendor? I think it's more embarrassing to wear makeup.


Dinner recipe is easy.

Question: What search words does your wife seem to be considering?


The story begins before they turned into Cerberus, the hellhound.


A king who never abdicates before death.

Question: What kind of job has a 99% mortality rate?


That's where the Pope of Rome is, right?

Question: What is a Manchester?


Can we stop changing seats by lottery?


While paying attention to the heat, turn it over from time to time.


Call your father Dad and your mother Mom.

Question: Bad level.


I want to try it, but I have a cat's tongue.


The boba milk tea I bought at the convenience store was so disappointing.


It's light.


What the hell is your name?


Someone swiped the toilet paper while I was in the bathroom.


It's over.


I'm a man! I don't have time to rest!

Question: Please say something that won't motivate me.


Lemon juice.

Question: What can I dip in tempura without getting in trouble?


Sorry, I am the Prime Minister announcing a state of emergency.

Question: Say something like coming and going once a month (daily).


I realize that there is a lack of emotional ups and downs.

Question: I've been thinking lately that I'm getting older and older.


No swimming allowed.


During the pandemic, the Jedi warrior took online classes.


The old man riding the roller coaster looks strange.


The microphone has become highly skilled.


Who wants to write DEATH NOTE?


I was drinking alone, but a girls' gathering started behind me, so I paid close attention to not being noticed.


Yes, this is Miyaoka.


Hey, I came by because you haven't been giving me any water lately.


What's the deal? I hid the eraser, but it's still easy to understand.


The midterm test ended in two ways.


This is an extremely rare unused item. Please treat it carefully.

Question: When your body was submitted for appraisal by the鉴定団, what did the appraisers say?


The legendary bomb defusal expert is truly remarkable.


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


The gentlemen are the most nervous.

Question: I don't like emergency drills.


Oh no, it's the devil!


On closer inspection, there's a trace of 4WD drawn on the left side.


From Monday to Saturday morning, toilet time.


Dream Group's infomercial.

Question: Show this to a foreigner who has been in Japan for one week and they will go crazy.


Foreign reaction.


I am the customer eating persimmons next door.

Question: Can you teach me a rude shortcut phrase?


How can one elegantly express concern about the honking behavior of the vehicle behind?


Kengo Hayashi, Ayumi Ito, and Shinobu Azuma make up the same build as Yui Aragaki, Atsuko Maeda, and Satoshi Tsumabuki.

Question: Please say I'll be back.


Up ahead, there's a fee.


Oh, every day feels like an everyday.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Have you seen the little bear playing hide and seek? The one who started it is seriously injured now.


Tandoori chicken vs Tacos.


What was that loud noise? Did you knock something over in the drawer? No, I didn't bump my elbow in the drawer.


Dad after dinner.


Is it correct that the probability for your company to hire me is 1 in 8,192?

Question: The probability of you being able to join our company is 1 in 8192. Do you have any questions at the end?


Let's wait here, and see who they believe is the scientist.


Slept one night without sleep, the sheep in my head overflowed.


What's your name? Shazam! Okay, and what's the person inside's name? It's Tanaka.


Child Terminator


Rescued the trapped child.


I found your doll in a ruined shoe when I got home.


Yamada made the girls in the class cry.


Came out of my throat.

Question: Did you pull a fast one on me?


I can't imagine seeing friends being nice to people from all over the world.


The most annoying person in the class.


Just the tips! Just the tips will do!

Question: Can you teach me how to invite someone to a hotel?


That person ignored me while I was hugging the utility pole.


Pressure point response in feet.


That's Marilyn, huh!


I've been living my whole life as a lunch mat, but I'm shocked when my clueless mom calls me a napkin and covers me with a seat cover.


Wow, I can't believe there's no yen! I'm just using copper coins!


Glossy black.


Driving a stolen car to pay respects at a grave.

Question: A Close Call Mischievous Rogue Anecdotes


Let me out.


Can you thread this needle for me?


It's up to them!

Question: Can the sound of I love you make a person stronger?


Just before the remote meeting ends.

Question: In situations like this, it's tough to have a power outage.


The goddess just swam across here.


Made in China is an expression that refers to products that are manufactured or produced in China. This phrase is commonly used in the United States and other countries around the world to indicate the origin of a product. It is often accompanied by a sense of curiosity, concern, or admiration for the quality, price, and availability of goods made in China.


Real aliens are like this.


Before going to bed, I'm out of it, and after I sleep, I stay groggy.

Question: Something in one word before going to bed.


The mushroom stalk won't break no matter what.


Every time my family members take out their cameras, I react.


The elasticity is too strong and my jaw pops out.

Question: I don't like these gummies!


In the park, adults are using smartphones and it's pitiful.

Question: Can you explain that game in haiku?


At 7 am, my wife woke up.


When Sakiyo Sanada came down with the flu, Arai Kyouji filled in for her.


Just now I said some tough things, like a red card. Sorry about that. Let me give you a yellow one instead and we can continue the game.


Not everything is in the city.

Question: What should I be aware of when traveling to Tokyo?


It's my responsibility again, the triangle job.

Question: Please create an article that includes the names of musical instruments and make me feel slightly sad.


Phantom's tabby cat.


Even if it's deserted, profit comes first and we can make it work.

Question: Let me explain it in Haiku style!


I didn't see it, I didn't see it while showing the ability to transparently expose your hands in important moments.


I forgot to bring Maki, so I'm asking the temple to grill meat for me.

Question: Substitute with sesame seeds.


Hey George...


What is this painting? The face.


You didn't record it, did you?

Question: A person of bad credit cannot obtain a cell phone contract.


The flute was suddenly taken away from me.


At izakaya, binge drinking and eating fatty food will turn me into a fatty liver guy!

Question: What are your plans for today?


He escaped from the dinosaur attack with just his thumb, but his teammate who got poked in the eye wasn't as lucky.


I auditioned for the role of the criminal in the live-action version of Conan and didn't get it.


Grandma's impression of a tortoise is too curmudgeonly.


Cat's pajamas.


I forgot my first move after finishing reading.

Question: In chess, the weakness of an expert who can read even ten thousand moves ahead.


Ouch, you idiot!


One pack of eggs, solo challenge for the seventh time.


I have to leave early because I'm in trouble.

Question: Absolutely no excuse for early departure.


The originally rolled-up sushi with eel became popular after it was changed to cucumber rolls.

Question: What is the great achievement of a housewife?


stepped on super strong gum


I'm sorry, I got lost...


Thursday is the 13th.

Question: Please tell me the common things in horror movies.


Bald Japanese doll.

Question: I don't want to buy it even at a 95% discount.


Don't rush, wait for a better car!


Sorry, I ate everyone's share of curry today. But it was delicious.


Get vaccinated.


"To serve my master even if I die" = "Deadpool"


My phone dropped.


Rally is not Rilli.

Question: Please say something like 'It's curry, not karē.'


Only once a year, no way.

Question: Say something like coming and going once a month (daily).


You can't expect me to listen to that kiwi.

Question: September 1st is Kiwi Day, so be silly, please.


My daughter brought her boyfriend home today.


That's fun just for you, though.

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


Foo.


This 100 yuan is mine that I dropped.


She is my wife.


I click, and you'll think of yourself as a woman.


Hey!


Come on, I was given a feather duster instead of a chili pepper. 'Are you Hakuchi?' they asked me.


Hanging out at my wife's parents' house on the weekend.

Question: You told me an unsatisfying story.


Ah, I feel refreshed.


How do I make people laugh with this topic?

Question: I want the show to be cancelled.


Top of my head.

Question: The most shocking thing I've seen recently.


Real life lovers are not around.

Question: I can't help but think it's funny.


I am expecting you to kill ××.


Touch of the Sun


The masked Batman in my roommate's eyes.


In fact, if you think of it as going to work tomorrow, getting up early is not so bad!

Question: Can you help me come up with an excuse for being late to work?


Wow, that really poured out, ne?

Question: Please experience the feeling of hopelessness.


Let's cook one sukiyaki pot!


The Legend of Zelda.

Question: Please transform the name of your smartphone alarm or game into something sad and see how it looks.


Your bladder says hi as you're about to fall asleep.


Pancake changed his heart because Jumonji was gone.


John Titor.


Kevin got attacked by aliens as he tried to tell his dad.


What kind of collision experiment will you make me enjoy next?


Oh, I got a response from 00-kun!


Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch.


Anywhere Door

Question: Please add one character to Doraemon's道具道具 and ruin it.


Whoa, I didn't expect you to chase me that far. And in your underwear too...


Taming the tiger's power with a bull.


Next eccentric person, please.


But...aren't we supposed to get shots?


Sorry, I have a headache.


The government

Question: What is this? or Do they have this?


Um, is it finally tarantulas that people eat insects with?


My senior in middle school was such a messed up person, you know?

Question: I really don't feel like reading the opening sentence of an old folktale.


Can you please tell me the store hours?


Turning the spoils into tribal attire.


Adjust the face mask.


Umm... No pain at all, but I just remembered something important so I have to go back.


I decline if it's an invitation from Makoto.


The seals are on strike today.


Spider-Man vs Ant-Man Leaked Footage


Sales tax elimination.

Question: Make everyone happy in 7 words or less.


I forgot to bring the book... Oh no, I don't want to get splashed by pigeons again.


Five more players remain unlocked.


With an expression of disdain for the street prostitute, but his hands were already busy.


Hideo! Bob's name isn't mom, it's me! while also realizing that my own name is Michael and bursting out laughing, Tawashi.


And the panda says.

Question: What's wrong with being naked?


Yonesuke on Instagram.


Hey, it's the infinity train!


Okay, you'll understand after this, right?


Cut the crap.


Could it be that he's been using this while I'm away? No wonder.


"Oh yeah... Santa Claus is for giving, not receiving."


Hey, I'm talking about something serious!


Hey Santa! Are you Santa or are you a woman?!

Question: Passionate thoughts for NanTA in one word.


Are you coming next, Iromonea? Yes, I am.

Question: What things do you think are a waste?


My Okan says she's into 16.

Question: Is it really Krillin?


My neighbor is Gokudou-kai.

Question: The worst fact discovered on the first day of buying my own home.


Nice hair, huh? I'm a guy, you know.


The problem 'Find the area of this rectangle' that came up in the middle school entrance exam was really tough.


Am I kidding? Paying taxes? Haha, that's a funny joke.


Hurry up! We're going to be late!


Beat up on social media.

Question: What is the reason for Detective Conan changing his name to Detective Kogoro?


I opened my mouth three fingers wide like the music teacher told me and my jaw fell out.


Red-haired, but do I look like Shanks to you?


A step towards becoming a deb.


We brought power back to the disaster area and returned.


This time it's not the murderer.


Welcome to the Western classroom, I'm a cattle rancher. This is the real deal cowboy huh huh hehe...huh huh.


A NHK collector.


The old man who has been helping me out is saying, Go back to the wild. Come on, hurry up, but I can't fly because my claws are caught.


The magic spring made people young again, but their lost hair didn't come back.


Are you there?


Wolf on the outside, but three pigs' worth of pig-like wolf inside.

Question: What is the unknown tragic past of three piglets and the wolf?


The criminal is among us!


Peanut allergy.

Question: California summer loves peanut butter, but she has some problems.


Sister, acting all proud as usual. Want to hear about my heroic deeds?


The drawing of lots for determining the officers of the self-governing association.


For the busy you, VR toilets are on sale now!


I couldn't find a public restroom, so I had to resort to desperate measures.


A common acquaintance went to the bathroom.


School is telling me the time.

Question: Please make a secret trap that makes me excited in the hideout.


Thank you for loving me.


Before getting married, after getting engaged.


Marik, you guys!


Treats can help you train a puppy.

Question: Threetaro should not be in the commercial.


Wow, Moses! You're in the middle of the ocean! Come on, it's probably just a fake with editing.


Stand between me and the camera.

Question: Paripī's common experience with the Swish Miwego 13.


Push Matsumoto out and she'll be number one.

Question: What does M-1 stand for?


On second thought, the sardine rice bowl made me feel kind of sick.


Just got home. Oh, mom! Who did such a terrible thing...? Oh, dad...


Application for public assistance benefits.

Question: Gigio San doesn't sing those kind of songs, we're going to do it ourselves.


Calm down and listen. What you've been hitting on is the referee.


What the hell, it's only twice... right?


Underestimated the power of foot massage.


Being on leave for too long means I won't be able to afford food. If I always eat free meals, my break time will disappear.

Question: The difference between furlough and school lunch.


Let's get wild!


What's up with the seatbelt? I don't really care.


Call me Mama.

Question: Dad's annoying lecture.


Peeking through the peephole at the front door, I saw NHK.


Ah, so.


Traces left after killing something.


I procrastinated on my summer homework and only started it the first day of vacation!

Question: Summer vacation is not over yet.


Classroom.


The person at the back called for their number first.


When my wife is shaking her hips with all her might.


Oh no, Mrs. Devi is being attacked!


Haikyuu got overwhelmed and ended up in a frenzy.


This is the third floor.


Can you grant me just one wish?

Question: What will the Dragon God do if I gather 7 Drago Balls?


Still 20 kilometers away from the toilet.


My teeth are white.


Four more and I'll hit 600 stars, which is a silly little enjoyment for beginners.

Question: The most fun thing I did this New Year.


A rock band hired a cellist.


Ugh, I can't help but think about those days when I couldn't come back.

Question: Longing for the scent of a little girl in summer, saying something sentimental.


I sure can quit smoking after all the trouble I went through to prepare.


I am driven by an urge to write an X on my forehead while sleeping.


Hey, come out here! Damn humans! You'll all be our carnival attraction! Just wait and see, our friends will lead all the sea creatures to revenge!


Mom looks just like you when she was young.


Say 'Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah' instead.

Question: What feature has been added to the fan that is unnecessary?


Me? Oh, I'm the one who invented the blue light emitting diode back then!


But every time I look at the bird feeder, this face pops into view and reminds me that feeding time has passed.


After vigorously shaking out the tent, Tom who went missing last camping flew out.


Just the tip, just the tip.


Lost the key to the village gate.


At the end of the ramen noodle stand.


Don't evaluate the blunder when someone makes a fool of themselves.

Question: In English, the sentence would be: Sometimes when I wake up and open my eyes first thing in the morning, I smile but don't press on the star.


I'm so over diet food.


I accidentally ate half of the meal meant for the guests.


The tax supplement this month's issue comes with a qualified invoice.


Brake! Brake! I have to say it all the time.

Question: What are the characteristics of people who don't want to ride in the passenger seat for two?


Hello, NH!


The belt is noisy.

Question: I'm the Heisei Rider, huh? I guess so!


Sexual harassment.

Question: Big motor incident about to be exposed again.


It's time.


A stamp sent from a friend who just went through a breakup.


I hit the gas instead of the brakes.


One hundredth day.


You're tone-deaf, aren't you? Get rid of it!


I can use the 'round three more times' coupon.

Question: What did I get from the gachapon machine for 1,000 yen?


For my dad, I bought something expensive and now I'm out of money.

Question: Father's Day facts.


Bring me some toilet paper!

Question: You are a hostage taker. Please ask for something that would surprise the police.


Motivation Switch

Question: Use it five times and it breaks.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.


That's it.


The phrase 'Let's go all out' written in the management plan book is misunderstood by the mechanic.

Question: Dragon Quest-inspired Big Motor.


Watching from below to make sure it doesn't fall.


Ultimate Plasma


Let me make it clear, I'm not Demon Lord, you know.


Conan's wristwatch-type anesthetic gun.

Question: What's the latest ban in the increasingly strict TV industry?


Have you guys heard that? Is it annual income, not monthly income?


My hand has been on the emergency button ever since I entered the elevator.


The water surface has frozen!


I am neither Gintoki nor Kinnosuke.


I have no regrets in my life!

Question: Teach me a cool line to say when I'm on my deathbed, please.


A guest who leaves just a little bit on their plate and stays for hours.

Question: I don't like customers like this.


I decided to take a break while reading halfway through.


Finally found the right spot, give yourself a pat on the back for celebration!


The move exhausted me and I'm drenched in sweat.


Hey! Is this really a surprise? Hey!


Lack of selfefficacy.

Question: Just got annoyed for a little bit.


This guy doesn't know how to use it... He's not throwing it to me, but holding it and hitting me...


It is difficult to verify one's identity with a driver's license.

Question: What is likely to happen when all cosmetics disappear in this world?


An Indian warrior won the peak with just a little bit of secret strategy.


I was about to jump into the pool when winter came.


Even if you slip and fall, just laugh 'Hahahaha!' and it'll be funny.

Question: Something common in Disney character variety shows.


I'm sure you don't understand.


When I woke up, it was just a click.


Only four steps to the toilet.


Paris Fashion Week appearance.


Did you come late? You missed the launch.


If you fail all the interviews in one go, then at least you can defeat Dudda-kun Level 1.

Question: Teach me how to take down the decoder, please.


Sazae-san

Question: Adding one letter to a famous character's name and making it funny.


Tokyo.

Question: If you could only bring one thing to a deserted island, what would it be?


Patisserie apprenticeship mornings are early.


There's only one chicken left on Earth.


Seeing and laughing at stuff like this.

Question: What should I do during Golden Week?


I forgot to drink Enagic water from Fancl.


The boss gave me work, but I didn't understand and dared not ask again.


Starting tomorrow, I'll become a girl.


No cars on the right! No cars on the left! In front


People who entered after the movie had started.


Sir, those handprints on your back definitely weren't mine.


In terms of joy, anger, sadness, and happiness, it's sorrow.


Five stars!

Question: Please evoke sympathy with four words.


Has this customer paid for that basketball yet?


Wait a minute, don't throw the knife.


I was planning on taking a nap for an hour.


Do you have anything you'd like me to consider?

Question: Prime Minister岸田文雄 seems to be setting the tone for sushi.


Hey, where's everyone? No one's saying 'Ei Ei Ooh'!


Today, the teacher will explain the food chain to everyone.


Are you still wearing Adidas, bro?


Coach, have I passed my Subject Three exam?


Even if I get lots of stars, they'll be deleted in the morning because they're not suitable for the topic.

Question: Something sad happened because of my stupid mistake.


If you touch Death Note, it will appear.


Someone sticking their head out of Studio Ghibli's window.


He changed Amazon's password, didn't he?


Cat's out of the bag.


SMAP broke up?!


Oh no! I didn't make the lead role audition for Touch, next up is Snow White!


This little boss has three lives.


Do you have any clothes that make me look more like a god?


Approaching the wife of a rhinoceros aggressively gets you physically attacked.


It's not very cold at all!


Read and ignore.

Question: Three thousandth time, I'll tell you.


That's really true.

Question: Sorry for all the boring questions.


I became involved in a strange religion.


Leaking! Leaking! Leaking~.


Oops, I think I forgot something!


The spinster received 21 wedding invitations that day.


This is the last one for both of us, so let's put some extra effort into this baseball punch.


I don't think I've been to a nightclub.

Question: Please lose your memory.


Wrestler's Day Off


Russia's war is over, you know.

Question: Starting today, it's the new school year. Can you please give me a funny lie related to April Fool's Day?


Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Haribo Gummies.

Question: I don't like these gummies!


You're already soaked, you know that!


Hey, Matt!

Question: Please tell me about someone who was almost abandoned in Takarazuka.


Baseball fever is on the rise in the countryside.

Question: Baseball popularity slump among professional players' doctors.


Mars snowball has evolved independently.


Hey dude, can you not change in the classroom?


Nothing can stay in my hand for more than 5 seconds.


Fusion failed.


You're not on the list.


Compared to the vastness of the sea, even sharks are tiny的存在.

Question: Something useful to know when you encounter a super giant shark in the ocean.


Started with a flourish of machine guns.

Question: Headache-inducing common sniper mistake.


Last minute with an absolutely unmet deadline, the cat pressed the power button on the computer.

Question: Did you pull a fast one on me?


The toothbrush, magnified 100 times, turns out to be picked by tiny hands.


Guys, this is what it takes to have visual power!


A rare and scary raccoon that scares people.


Is this Wednesday?


I want to exceed 100 in the evaluation of being ditzy.

Question: Except for things that turn into crimes, I want to try something once.


Half-cooked scallops that were brought back to being halfway done.

Question: Did octopus balls not have any tempura, but they had imitation crab in them?


What is rice polish water?


Driver (85) I stepped on the gas and the brake at the wrong time.


Dude, what's up? It's not like we're dating!


I am extremely afraid of insects.


Can I have some money?


After discovering the giant stone falling, quietly slip away.


Puff... puff... Having run so far, Sayaka shouldn't be able to catch up anymore...


That's too good! or That's amazing!


The family can't sleep and I'm annoyed because we borrowed an erotic DVD that I wanted to watch.


Along the way, a new map party will form.

Question: SMAPPER things might happen in the party.


No, I am Kenyan.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Many people say I look better with glasses on than without.


In fact, I called out Change!

Question: Call me and come back.


Dad, pointing at Mom hiding in the rafters, said bad things about her


Ten birds with one stone.

Question: Please make a famous phrase fun by adding one zero.


What's the point of doing it here? Let's do it somewhere more humble.


We'll get all the attention if we drive a car, so let's do it!


The moon is so beautiful tonight.


Just shave off the mustache for now.

Question: September 1st is Kiwi Day, so be silly, please.


He couldn't have committed suicide, he wouldn't miss Crazy Thursday today.


I want to meet my parents soon.


I'm looking at life from morning till night, okay?!


Sorry, I checked Yahoo! Answers for you.

Question: Can't the kids sleep? Is there any solution?


Isn't it time to ask questions other than hair?


After one minute, a target will fall from above.

Question: Can you teach me how to cut the speaking time of the principal in half?


Say 'I want a Zamas cut' when you enter the store and you'll get a 20% discount.

Question: I'll tell you a little white lie for someone going to the salon for the first time.


Canned opener.

Question: Please teach me the wrong way to use a boomerang.


I didn't sleep either, but when I thought it was a chocolate that made them pass out and fall asleep in the hallway, it turned out to be whiskey bonbons (true story).

Question: Can't the kids sleep? Is there any solution?


Someone wanted to buy breakfast as soon as the roller shutter was raised.


Stop being so special, already!


What does a person with their eyes covered and a raised stick follow? We tested it.


My wife refuses to pack and my husband doesn't want to eat the bento lunch.


Oh, starting solids?


I took two steps but nothing was said, so I took three steps to see what would happen.


Knee.


Does the road run in both directions?

Question: Please make the Miko angry.


Just because I didn't finish my summer homework.


Long ago, there was a couple on one side of the valley. They were named Yam and Kino, and they got married, but that doesn't mean they started the origin of 'Yamabiko'.


In swimming class, I learn the technique of water displacement.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Japanese people.


What they're saying about the movie is a lie. I wonder when I should talk about it.


Everyone, use your special moves together! "Captain!" "Boss!" "Big boss!" "You, buddy!" Let's get organized first


Teriyaki-style bone-in chicken thigh.


What we call 'blowing up and bursting a frog.'


The phrase 'like a zombie!' caused a compliance issue and was rewritten as the unintelligible phrase 'like call me!'

Question: If we try to include the live-action version of Laputa: Castle in the Sky, this is what might happen.


The bread suddenly disappeared halfway through eating.


Have you Jordan?


Say my name.


I was summoned by mistake, thinking it was a magic circle.


Are you going to search for it in Saga City or not?

Question: Let's go see the red leaves, but let's not go see stomach ulcers.


Wait? Do you want to keep that little kitty? The apartment doesn't allow pets!


Sorry, I don't have enough money to buy you outright; I'll buy half this time


The daily life of Togashi Sanada.


Teacher Boys change clothes on the first floor! Girls change on the second floor!


Osechi ryori. (Japanese New Year's food)

Question: You're selling this thing for 19,800 yen? What is it?


Ojamaru, today I must return the favor and repay Gons.


You're not wearing a mask either.


Mask, reason.

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


Happy Control (Sushi)

Question: Please make it sound less cool in English.


We look like father and son, face to face.

Question: Dad's annoying lecture.


Watching you dance, my love began.

Question: When you think about it calmly, the lyrics are scary.


I got a Garfield plushie too!


I was trying to persuade the criminal when my partner detective fell off the shore.


Jumped up vertically and started using magic.


Correction tape from when I wasn't used to it.

Question: Use it five times and it breaks.


Stop looking at me like that... it's embarrassing... // It's okay, though. We're already dating, right?


Battery low, system will shut down in 30 seconds.


Looking for out-of-state license plates.


What? You're beaming with happiness?


A scene where a rare animal is trying to break out of its cage at the zoo.


Asian mafia in American movies.


Ninety.

Question: The title of a soccer manga that seems like it will be cut short soon.


Mayor, should we bring an umbrella when we come to inspect the wildlife bird protection base next time?


Wow, let's get wild and go out!

Question: What is the official name of WHO?


Why can Fat Tiger and Xiaofu beat you, but I can't?


Bookended by chairs on either side.

Question: I don't like these gummies!


Something about the house feels smaller than usual.


When you wear loose shorts.


Grandpa KFC  What did you put in your Coke...?


Hmm? You there! So you're a Sapphire alien, huh?


Food is there for the purpose of eating, right?


Just talk for now.

Question: Common things about landmine characters in various games.


Got any 'omakase'?


Pachinko addiction.


What do you know about my glasses? There's no one exactly like this pair, with this color and shape.


There ain't no such thing as a guy without any quirks!

Question: What Nobita from Doraemon would say if he were in One Piece world.


Don't get too comfortable thinking that the Buddha has your back, because he might surprise you. And it seems like the umpire Fukuda is a fan of his.


Wrap it in something from there.


She's too energetic even in the morning, and she gives me energy too.


Forgot to wear formal attire.


Unprocessed pork is just pork.


The look on his face when his wife kicked him off the bed and he dared not resist.


During the sermon, a meteor shower occurred so I prayed, May the sermon end.


Come on! Perikans will come soon!


The alluring invitation of the Lady Spider's web.


An infinite time loop has been triggered.


Uh, who brought the parachute?


The free player has maxed out the system-sent heroes.


Wait, let me check the rules on Wikipedia.


Oh, I'll definitely keep an eye on that too.


The first time I met my online friend, she was wearing a blue-collar scarf and turned out to be fair-skinned, petite, slightly plump, short-haired, and cute like a little cat.


I'm headed to Africa for a while.


Sorry, I accidentally tore the menu in half.


Eat all you want, it'll reverse itself eventually.

Question: What would happen if there were no friction?


Whew, I was so close to getting pooped on by a bird!


I forgot my wallet.


Oh, wake up quickly or I won't take your picture.


This is not a fairy. I am positive ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~


Tease Choco-chan.

Question: Chiko-chan in the 2018 version is reprimanding me.


That symptom might be gastroesophageal reflux disease.


Hello, good kids!


I picked it up in three seconds... Do you have it?


The tower guys who came to see off the Tokyo Tower girl they were in love with found out at this time that they had been in a three-way relationship.


Sharp Japan

Question: I want the show to be cancelled.


Heart Health Day.

Question: Please say something like Labor Day.


When you graduate from an American school.


No matter how you turn it, the color doesn't change.


I got angry when someone said 'you're wearing a cat on your head.'


Toothbrush came with a picture of the seller attached.


Just by looking, vision is restored.


What the hell are you guys doing playing games all day! Take it away!


Hey, watch my back while I reload. You better do the same before it's too late.


Give me a banana!


Let's go G by train!

Question: Please take away one game and separate it from the others.


I carried it in my stomach because I was told to, but maybe it was a mistake.


Met someone unexpectedly while sitting on the toilet and had an amazing reunion.


No in-app purchases necessary, this is as far as it goes!


Wealth becomes wealth.

Question: What happens when you press the mysterious button discovered at the top of Mount Fuji?


The showerhead becomes worn out after long-term use.


What's for lunch today? Curry udon!?


Here's a success story of Jissen Seminar.


Night is the playground at the graveyard.

Question: When you think about it calmly, the lyrics are scary.


Sausages should be stored away from direct sunlight.

Question: Watch it, man. You're flashing your underwear.


Hello, I'm the pressure point specialist for Purin. Enjoy paprika!


Got to go, gonna celebrate with friends in the park, singing our favorite song!


Recall area.


Can you call a lawyer for me, please?


Three hours of footage from the security camera


We are excavating Tokugawa's hidden gold.


I wanna say 'I'm gonna arrest you, baby' all the time.

Question: A police officer going on a blind date might do the following things.


The national anthem is being played!


I fell asleep and missed the drink service.


There was an adorable kid at my feet, so we settled it with a dance-off to see who would be more popular.


The day of the new leader's takeover.


When I went to Tom's house to play, he proudly said, "I raise water in the sink."


Sazae-san is unhappy.

Question: Please don't change any single word of the song title or lyrics.


Yani has had the mochi rice cakes displayed since last year.

Question: The number one thing to throw away during spring cleaning is...


Seems like you're reading help in kanji, but you can't read hiragana or katakana.


Jam (stuck)

Question: A name for a gun that seems like it should exist, but doesn't.


Srsly, wtf?


Wow! UFO!


Who the hell threw this huge marshmallow?


This is a paid option so it's not allowed!


If you crack an egg, there will be two yolks.

Question: I got as good a thing as getting a shiny 10 yen coin as change.


In the bag, it's absolutely falling apart ...


Ugh, I thought I was getting off this year too.


I called forth from the magic lamp, but after showing off my physical beauty, I disappeared.


The protagonist AKIRA was strong, cool, and interesting.

Question: You might think I haven't read it and don't understand, but here's a mind-bending passage.


Ah, I did this recipe.

Question: In the draft meeting, I want to make a joke.


Download took 4 hours.

Question: Getting frustrated in games.


Audition preparation for the live-action version of Anpanman.


The toilet in winter.


Everyone close your eyes. The teacher won't get mad, so the person who broke the vase in the classroom should raise their hand and be honest.


I'm not the only one who sees it, right?


Me, accidentally blocking the projector during a lecture or ceremony.


Convict - Criminal


The recommended cold ramen at this shop is extremely hot!


You can't just raise it, you have to tear it down like this.


Picking up fallen rice stalks all day long.

Question: Please add three letters to the title of that famous painting and make it chaotic.


In the quiet shadows of the forest by the peaceful lake ~ sing!


Said 'Ping pong can't be done by one person,' and immediately the ping pong sound from the intercom scared me.


So your dad went to work in your toddler car?


Now I have joined KFC luxurious lunch.


What experiment was that?


I was told to press my hands on my chest and give it a good rub, so I did 💕.

Question: Let's take a step back and organize our thoughts on this again, maybe we did something like this before.


I heart you.

Question: Please make the topic owner blush.


Waiting for the owner to finish his business.


"The other party isn't responding; seems to be an ordinary Shiba Inu."


There are said to be three people in the world who look exactly like oneself. The work is also... you get it.

Question: The person who said it in the roundabout way got the winning ticket.


Actually, there's a secret hack that lets you see better than a telescope, which was also featured on 'Ito Family Dinner Table'.


The sentry bird has been lost for ten years.


When did I get six fingers?


I'm going to meet someone stronger than me.


What's wrong with your head?


Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

Question: Title or quote (add ro and make it fun to try out.)


"Wait, I put the tea bag in the trash can, right? Is it in the desiccator?"


Man, I really want to smoke some weed.


We were getting hyped about that song and then our boss came in and said, 'Can I borrow that CD?'

Question: When the treasure chest was a mimic, it was just as annoying.


While playing Super Nintendo, I always vacuum the house.

Question: Moments of共鸣with Mom, makes me feel like a star.


Did I feel better inside of her than inside of myself?


The way the new female Spider-Man weaves her web is good.


Rose from the ashes, reborn from my bones.

Question: Boss move.


Everyone's mouth is covered with tape, only using body language can communicate.


Physics job.

Question: What Nobita from Doraemon would say if he were in One Piece world.


One day, E.T. was discovered living in our country.


Decided to join in seconds.


Tsuruoka Fourth Dan committed an outrageous act.


Well, they're going to give me some sort of punishment anyway, so I might as well turn into the moon.


As a reward, we'll have a full course lobster dinner.

Question: Doraemon got 100 on a test and Mom's reaction.


Nothing but 'Iee!'

Question: I wish this transfer student wouldn't come.


Paint it white with a brush.

Question: What to do if someone named Matsuzaki Shigeru comes to your house.


Once a hero out of passion for an interest.


Well, what can you do? It's just the way men are!


That brown liquid over there is tea, so drink it.

Question: Please tell me a fake etiquette to give to someone visiting a sushi conveyor belt for the first time.


I'll probably accelerate here.


Hey, could you grab me my sandals that got blown away?


I found this really big monster! Believe me! It's true, it really existed!


Teacher: What are you daydreaming about in class? My mind:


Nobita Nobi goes too far.


The station is over there.


Made it to the big leagues.

Question: What was the reason for the decreed seppuku of the blurry samurai ordered from the palace?


Is it a dolphin or a new species of whale?


Does this really have an effect on global warming?


Recalculating route.


Could he have mistaken the meeting place?


Do I take the swing right after class or get beat to it by upperclassmen?


Sorry, but the maximum amount you can charge to your Suica card at the green window is 20,000 yen.


The heat of my love for a push idol was reported.


I will prepare for Monday.

Question: How was your weekend?


Nobita, shrink your body! There's a smiling ghost nearby that you can't fight!


We will take good care of our customers!


My lips are a bit dry and I can't laugh heartily today.


There are no hunters.

Question: I don't want to be on the run like this.


Check it out! Stretch your arm and take a look!


'If we can increase the number of users through the internet for our human resources service in Stand Up Start, maybe we can create a big business.'


You're not going to get your way and we're not making hot pot.


The person who disrupted the shooting game stall at Shanghai amusement park was dragged away while still trying to pop balloons.


Uh, what's that? A smartphone? My old one?


The drill was scheduled for tomorrow.


I forgot my phone.


The two who entered came to the sea that ties them together.


Medium-rare cooking.

Question: I don't want the service at an unpleasant funeral home.


If you don't have a mask, you can only use this as a substitute.


I'll be right back with my wallet, so please wait for me.


When I played Othello with a strong person, it was me.


What? Processed water? Are you kidding me? I'll show you how to process something.


This face is not human.

Question: Tell me a phrase that means 'it's not about looks.'


The computer teacher asked us to finish our homework with the remaining time.


What video should we watch?

Question: Midnight


Have you tried the mountain vegetable udon there? You would've liked it.


Oh no! All the ice in the Arctic has melted! Why on earth did this happen...?


In the end, cook and eat the monster.

Question: I don't like this Ultraman.


The moon looks so beautiful tonight, why are your ears starting to grow fur?


There's another me, isn't there?

Question: What should I do, I'm out of breath already?


Tonight's dinner is ready.


Passed by a beautiful college girl during military training.


Pig's second son tried so hard to build a wooden mansion.


Love comes fast like a tornado.


I started getting really scared while imitating a ghost.


Can I get my favorite shrimp tempura back that this guy ate earlier?


I bought a car because it was advertised as never having accidents, but it only had no tires!


You kept learning, I kept learning, all of it was good time, I yearned for it constantly, deep down in my heart, you needed it.


In the crystal, there is a shrimp.

Question: Happy moment #556,743.


This is bullshit!


What should we do, Harry? If Dad finds out, he'll be mad.


After killing my friend for a thousand years, I found out that I had mistaken him for someone else.


A lifetime wish.

Question: Try 100 times and you'll succeed.


Smooth waves, the last one.

Question: Long time no see, Rizae-san. What's the title of that amazing episode?


I took the dishwashing job lightly.


When you got your driver's license and backed up for the first time, your relatives were next to you.


Body fat percentage: 8%


Bathroom.


Accidentally hacked into the Pentagon.


When I passed out on the futon.

Question: The moment I felt like the world was revolving around me.


Taxi! To Kentucky!


Do you know how many men in black there are in the world? 35 billion!


Do you not turn on the kotatsu heater today?


Wait! It's still not too late to give up!

Question: If I miss the last train.


Wait, wait. It was my fault for declaring checkmate on the second turn.


Have a good trip!


Did you keep poking me with a stick?


Why hasn't anyone come to give him the national flag?


The monitor captured the person who pressed the fire alarm button for three consecutive days.


What the hell is this guy's nose and mustache like... What happened to his hairdo...


Looks like something that would come out of a rice paddy.


Even though I'm still in the middle of my performance, the closing ceremony is approaching so I'll be shown a low total score.


Go back in time to see my first love.


After months of saving up and assembling parts, you finally create the cheapest ship in the game.


Dermatology


Mr. Red Pen.

Question: Never heard of that person, don't know their name.


We didn't order this.


Is this definite, Mr. Sakamoto?


Hollywood version of Urashima Tarō.


Come back to me, Tomoko.

Question: Can't help but cheer for these racehorses, names in katakana with no more than 9 characters.


The host tripped on the step at the door.


P and K tied up.


Match, ready!

Question: Can you tell me the trendy words for 2030?


That was really great! I'll come again.


Green passport.

Question: If I knock out the lotus root, it looks like it might drip.


Should I quickly start the fire with the gasoline and match or enjoy this scene until the fire goes out?


Just did a #2.


Tropical storm is coming!


Tiger Kick

Question: Finger


I sense the quality of a landline phone.


The lyrics were something like Don't leave yet, buy something first~.''

Question: I don't like the FamilyMart entrance sound if it happens.


My right eye was grazed.


Goodbye, it's over.

Question: Say one thing that I can't possibly convince someone from ten years ago to believe.


Gosh, this bath is so long. Where do I wash?


Is the owner nearby?


Private sticker 💕


Dad, did you see my teacher, Mrs Yang, on your way back?


My cousin's sister is so cute and everyone is talking about it. When I asked my cousin about it, he showed me family photos and said, This is what it was like back then, huh?... Cousin!?


Along with the force, may all things be possible.


Wow, there's nothing here. Surprising!

Question: The unexpected benefits of doing things by being foolish.


Hey there!

Question: Looks like Dragon Ball but doesn't have the name.


Green tie


The newly born fawn support group.


Youth.

Question: Can you teach me something that doesn't exist but is likely to be found in a middle school?


The pocket rips from being stretched too far.

Question: What is common when Kaito春日 played Doraemon?


I am currently pouring oil into the fire.


Is there love there?


Eye doctor.

Question: Kind of a famous quote from a Studio Ghibli movie.


Getting sucked into Kirby

Question: Is a pink development really just any kind of development?


Why does the whistle sound so far away?


I couldn't find a stamp, so I bit my finger and made a blood signature.


The bus is about to arrive at the bank, but the knit hat isn't finished yet.


Can you explain that tying method to me in a way that I can understand?


Exterior of the Sizzler wall, one bow.

Question: Huh? This guy has religious tendencies. That's his characteristic.


Don't slouch on responsibilities.

Question: Please say something like Hey, ho, hey, hi.


Whether my trip is well-funded depends on whether I successfully scam Doraemon.


Why did you come, Mom? I should have gone after grandma.


I want to water something.


The girl across from me has a complicated floral hairband; I don't know how to deal with it


This is my authentic self.


What's up with the no-rice hill thing?

Question: Destroy the popular TV show by adding three letters.


Left ear in, right ear out, and it won't leave


If I don't defeat Fat Tiger by myself, Doraemon won't be at ease to return.


Let's do it on Mars, not Earth.


Why do you want to work at our company, Clasian?


Lose the battle of names.


Mom said that only she can defeat the Chinese team.


Becoming a world-famous star is tough, man.


Put up with the smell.


Sorry, didn't happen.

Question: What happened during the broadcast of Asahi Television that caused an influx of viewer complaints?


I'm the Grim Reaper, here to take you on your journey.


This mission is highly limited and very dangerous. Please be careful and come back alive. The four of us will be waiting for you!


Hey Ali! Sorry, I accidentally crushed it.


Stop knocking, I don't have toilet paper either.


The Red Cross will definitely deliver relief funds to the disaster area.

Question: That's pretty much a lie.


Ah, that's Banksy! He spray-painted the nursing director's car! It has to be him!

Question: When Banksy went to the hospital, please tell me what happened.


When I, who am not tech-savvy, bought the coolest skin in the game.


Dry without a towel - the non-towel drying faction.


"Vacation is so great! Even Osamu has escaped... Oh, Kicker, I have some bad news for you. Osamu ran away this morning..."


Air purifier.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


Talking reindeer is a Pokemon!

Question: What Nobita from Doraemon would say if he were in One Piece world.


The ground is really hot.


It's been 5 minutes already; go watch the premium member content!


You should call him Uncle San. Be generous.


Can't lift this lid? It's so heavy.


Become a fan.

Question: What could happen when one Giants fan is surrounded by 10,000 Hanshin fans?


My elder sister delivered my empty notebook left at home.


After learning about the Twin Towers incident, I started practicing evasion.


Can you get me the news? Just for three months.


I can't come home until I find the white hair from my part-time job.


Still active, aren't you? You moron.


I don't have toilet paper, but it's okay! The washlet... oh wait.

Question: In situations like this, it's tough to have a power outage.


Well, she doesn't have much of a chest...


The aluminum can that you helped me with yesterday.


I found out that my cooking method was wrong by searching on Cookpad.


Put some tea leaves on it


Life is breathed into an ink-stained pen.


The soccer ball got stuck in my throat.


The doctor said you can only drink one glass a day.


When I told them I was going to Disneyland on my birthday, they were so excited!


I'm feeling down because I twisted my knee while trying to stand up.


My seat as the president of the company.

Question: It's something that seems to exist but doesn't.


The code is here.


I don't really understand about idols, you know?


Dad is going to participate in the class observation.


Out, safe, nice work!


The enemy in the final showdown of the staring contest is persistent.


I knew he was coming home so late because he works at the cigarette factory.


Cutting all ties.


Complete.


I get annoyed when they say 'End of turn!' every time I play a card.


The sole of the spiked shoes was put on backward.


Three dogs come running at you, one after the other.

Question: Please tell me the reason why you can't sleep.


At school and at home, I am standing up straight.


This one is actually coming out, so it's okay.

Question: She just let out a fart and is now embarrassedly quiet. Can you say something clever to her?


Just like that,向东走.

Question: DEEＮ doesn't want to take away just 00 and not sing that kind of song.


Mom, you surprised me and bought it for me.

Question: Is it a Big Mac?


A banana caused the car to spin.

Question: It's not something to laugh about, but I would like to see the scene once.


Ugh, I think I'm the best model ever, just kidding... just kidding... hehehe... So should we go on a blind date?


I will not hurt you, my love, I'll be任性一点。

Question: What the hell are you talking about?


The barbecue was unexpectedly lively for one person.

Question: Please tell me about your summer memories that no one can relate to.


Desperately waving doesn't get me a taxi.


We want to hold hands, but our pointers don't match.


Tax savings.

Question: Please teach me the grace that I am ashamed to receive from God.


How many objects are there in this picture?


Can I leave after using the bathroom?


Later on, there will be another 50 people joining us.


This is the future of America.

Question: Gave up.


The elephant flew up.


Become an expert.

Question: What happens when a child's room uncle and child's room aunt start dating?


Keep only one smile.

Question: Teach me the manners decided by the manners instructor at McDonald's, please.


In my eyes, there's only you.


Later, I'm gonna eat this guy.


Why are you at Kaori's house too?


I really want to see you soon... Can I like you even more?? (laugh)


Just scratchin' my belly, huh?


The T.A.T.u. no-show incident will be talked about and passed down alongside [another event].

Question: When Giant (a character) appeared on Music Station, typical things would happen.


We don't need two dweeb characters.


After taking a shower, I realized that I forgot to wear my watch.


Laughter at monster dance made me unable to stand up.


I can't see tomorrow.

Question: The reason why you're being silly.


A highly challenging piece of music.


Violation of territory.


Breath of the Full Moon.


I've never used a computer before...


I realize my foolishness when I see the animals in Ukraine getting hurt.


When going up, the person who is the heaviest gets noticed if they exceed the weight limit.

Question: Can you explain how the escalator works?


All we need to do is find the next mobile suit, since I'm just a glasses-wearing entity.

Question: New eight is finding it inconvenient now that his vision has decreased to 50.


Doraemon is recognized for coming back in time to change the past with Nobita.

Question: When you think about it calmly, it's ridiculous.


Consideration and taxation.

Question: I don't feel happy even if I can use this dual-purpose thing.


Space shuttle returns.


I'm feeling the side pain starting on my third day of exercise.


Is there a water outage?


After taking an afternoon nap, I'm not sure if it's dawn or dusk.


I read the fairy tale The Ant and the Grasshopper.


Oh, look! The Uchida brothers have a new technique!


What did you eat? It's pointless to hide it on your cheeks.


I forgot to turn off the toilet lock.


I can shake the frying pan with both hands, but I can't use a spatula.

Question: I don't feel happy even if I can use this dual-purpose thing.


What should I do... I can't rest without my Pokemon ball... I guess I'll go to the pet store.


The bridesmaids are determined to keep the groom's party outside.


Thank you for feeding me today.


Wow, wow! An amazing performance by the islanders participating in the matchmaking battle's tug-of-war event is really impressive!


Upon seeing D.T., I was immediately transported to heaven.


The female colleague's drone control app mistakenly connected to the Bluetooth of her wig.


Love.

Question: It's something that seems to exist but doesn't.


"Conan, ever since you appeared on this street, we've been working for 185 days straight."


Hey! Cut it out! What, that's long!


Please make the request together!


In those days!

Question: Please think about an article that makes me believe you're serious with all your might.


I could marry you if it's with you.

Question: I'm being complimented, but the compliments aren't making me happy at all.


The bathhouse attendant was too strong when scrubbing


Who do you think is the first to be affected by the CO2 that comes out of your soda?

Question: If the polar bear vending machine said mean things, it would be unpleasant.


Bread roll.


My co-worker from the same training period is starting to show the difference in our abilities.


I swear that someday, I will make it into the hall of fame with one of your questions! It might take several years... but please stick around until then!

Question: Obsess me, please.


Big stomach.


Over the next 10 years, there will be many events that will go down in history books.

Question: Say one thing that I can't possibly convince someone from ten years ago to believe.


Climbed two mountains, but still haven't found the ball.


I messed up the graffiti in Setagaya again.


No matter how hard I try to stop, I keep getting up.


The delivery guy's phone has been interrogated by grandma as her boyfriend for half an hour


A wife in her 20s, a wife in her 30s, and a wife in her 40s.


When you feel like you might give in, that's your Doubting Thomas moment. When you actually start doing it, that's your Go-Time Doubting Thomas.


Even the mediators couldn't bear it anymore.


Uh-oh... I ate too many doughnuts this morning.


She got dumped.


Suzu, did everything come out?


Every time I do accounting, I say 'phew! There's an ○○ (insert activity) tomorrow!'

Question: This convenience store employee seems laid back! What was the employee like?


There's no mystery-solving involved in just designing a garden, but it's something I'm committed to, so I can't quite bring myself to say it out loud.


Wow! I'm going to miss it!I made it...Oh no! It was an express train going in the opposite direction!


Rush to eat onigiri and choke.

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


Just when everyone had given up hope for the week, Butterco came in with a new face.


If we do a one-hour special, something will come up.


To everyone, it's just between you and me - I won the lottery.


Pizza new product from Pizza Hut.


You said I should go to the hospital because my color is bad, so why am I not going?


Can't I wipe it off with a tissue?


I came to my first live today!


Moving the bed revealed it.


Can you type and ask the owner to buy me a Monchhichi?


This soil is pretty good.


After this, I was criticized by animal welfare groups and sakepanman protection groups.


Oh my god, how does it know I'm wearing red underwear?


This guy... he caught all the bullets with his mouth...


Catnip for back pain.


Well, it looks like rain is coming.


Mixi isn't popular.

Question: Twenty years after leaving prison, I was shocked to come out.


Not called! I'm leaving!

Question: Call me and come back.


All dreams can come true. Never forget that. It all started with one mouse.


Alfie Takamizawa

Question: Please tell me about someone who was almost abandoned in Takarazuka.


But I got caught up in it... and ended up taking the long way, clearly exhausted.


Reading session.


The content of this painting turned out to be me staring at this art book.


Um, let me see... I'll be right over to help with that.

Question: In the blink of an eye, it boils up quickly, you know?


Get two free karaage from Nakamura.

Question: What did I get from the gachapon machine for 1,000 yen?


When will the owner remember to buy toilet paper?


The weakness of Hongo Masato, the Masked Rider, is gold balls. When kicked, the Masked Rider will be stunned.


The doctor said I can only drink one glass of alcohol per day.


The partner was sucked into the vacuum cleaner.


Supposedly going fishing, but getting closer and closer to the pet hospital's sign.


Putting out an empty cup with water on the side of the road and seeing if people will drink from it?


The Worst Father Award, four consecutive years of winning.


Hey guys, no matter how it's a job interview, that's not okay.


Yes, from a friend.


Donor found at last!


I need money!


She's always trying to stick her nose in everything.


Unexpected turnaround.


Please don't come in...


Oh no... I think I'm becoming addicted (♡)


We think of each other as supporting roles.


Excuse me, sir, did you say 'pregnant'?


Cut the blue ribbon heart.


Water Margin

Question: The end is clear.


Pow!


Let's keep pushing, Patrash today too.


Do you remember how many times your brain has been activated?

Question: Why are you being so silly?


Caught the culprit before Conan appeared.


The owner of Indian curry restaurants in Japan is mostly Nepalese.

Question: And some Ifdo person is surprised about something. What are they surprised about?


The anesthetic needles ran out today, so let's use this as a substitute for now.


I understood the true meaning of the blessed rain.


Oil field.

Question: Where does Masahiro Matsuzaki often seem to appear?


Give me back, give me back, give me back, give me back everything! My whole body is not okay!


The fish that was supposed to go into my mouth flew away.


Lived again.

Question: Was there a possibility of canceling Abe's state funeral?


The way new employees show up for work is amazing.


I got defeated by this thing called a link and the Demon King.


Ah, Saazae.


I noticed I didn't write my name.


A nightmare one-day drinking party with my boss, the first in 365 days.

Question: Please say something like It's the 334th consecutive time out of 9,800 total, it feels like the end.


I stubbed my little toe on the leg of the table.


Ten times now my husband has said, 'Let me sleep for five more minutes.'


Accidentally cutting my head with a laser cutter that came out of the box.


Two beginners are playing a fighting game.


What the hell are you even doing?


Santa Claus.

Question: What is a guy like you who knows so much about Sailor Moon?


Hurry up and chase after that taxi! Go faster!


When I wanted to turn off the light, I suddenly found a cockroach on the switch.


Today's theme for artistic swimming is zippers.


A very energetic alarm clock.


Carpool driver: Can you drop me off first?


The Prime Minister is Shinzo Abe.

Question: Say one thing that I can't possibly convince someone from ten years ago to believe.


Don't be too accommodating?

Question: Please ask me a question in a way that is not quite grasping the point.


You can't eat the mask anymore.


People around you laughed at you for not being able to do push-ups.


Throw away used panties instead of selling them.

Question: Can you give me some examples of how two people are tackling environmental issues in a sexy way?


I haven't kept up with sumo rules in a while and I have no clue what the changes are.


This railroad connects to my hometown of Okinawa, right? Well, in the first place, there are no trains running in Okinawa.


Going to Tokyo.


Died while searching for the owner's whereabouts.


The missing ATM has returned.


After it howled and was scolded by me, it voluntarily switched to vibrate mode.


Look here, this is the posture for standing in the corridor while being punished.


What's up? There's only one old man's ghost. Disappointment.


The word table formatting keeps adding an extra blank column no matter what I do.


Risking it? No, it's all about the kill.


And you, where are you? I'm in the library watching you study.


Two years ago, I ordered something on Uber Eats.

Question: Out of reach.


Can you please do it? You said 'my things are mine, my things are mine,' right?


Dodge the bullet and shine the pearl.


"Sorry, I'm not interested in religion


Mbappe, what a shame.

Question: What does M-1 stand for?


Sorry, I can't assist with that.


That business is going to be a definite success! I, the former president, am saying it, so it can't be wrong.


Listen up, Nobi. Stand up at the next stop.

Question: Only in the train do we have lessons, events at Train Middle School.


Why do you have to bump into me? I only shower once a year.


I received an invoice for the tool usage charge that came in so far.


I have a home, but no place to belong.

Question: Whatever, I just want to teach you something.


Monty Python, are you watching?


The courtroom is now in session!


Wait for me because I'm watching it on Friday Roadshow today.

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


In hiding.


In fact, they're all the same age.


The must-have supplement before exercise is Coenzyme Q10.

Question: Ten things that are common in extracurricular activities at high school in Japan.


I want to eat more vegetables, I can't just live off meat.


I had a nightmare about being attacked by a demon sword.

Question: In Edo period Japan, a common occurrence among maladjusted second-generation individuals.


Before solving the mystery, Uncle Mao assumed a sleeping posture.


Disadvantage guy?! You're different! Where were you born?

Question: Drawback of a rare surname.


Paper shredder.


The World Fair has opened now.


Delete the app.

Question: What should be the ultimate goal for the people?


Why is the cat fenced in?


From zebra to giraffe!


The stock price keeps going down even though the performance is good.

Question: What if I went to the haunted island with Monotaro?


The workplace is bright and enjoyable!


Hey, I'm here to work! Do you want me to try your o-chi-chin today or should I go with my hands?


Moving in a musical instrument case.

Question: I don't want to do a world trip like this.


I heard that working part-time here means you get to eat dried fish every day, so I came.


While playing catch with friends, the person in the yellow shirt kept trying to kill me.


Sky's the limit, fly away!


Golf seems to be supporting himself, according to the rumor.


Height, income, education.

Question: You're missing out on something.


A sneeze before the exam made me forget everything I had studied late into the night.


So that's the story.


I'm watching a drama, please sign.


Sorry! You made me sound like an energetic bodycon girl!


Apply a discount sticker.

Question: Don't do absolutely anything at a sushi restaurant that turns around.


How many times do I have to come back before I feel at ease?