Releasing it into nature would make it happier, as decided just now in the family meeting.


Hey, where's the hostage?


Wow! I was on my first errand run!


Go ahead and laugh.

Question: Add one letter to the TV show title and make it feel like it's been transformed into something else.


The shift of people driving the Earth has begun.


After having no feelings for the blind date, I started killing time.


At that point, we don't simulate the scream machine before the field trip.


If Imoto didn't call her Namie-chan, more people would have forgotten about her, right?

Question: Namie Amuro is finally retiring, huh?


What?! That's Totoro for sure!!


My cat, whom I slept with last night, woke me up to this...


Wait a minute! If I smile now, I'll get wrinkles!


The tendency of the joke changes in the context of the joke.

Question: Changing your heart will change your actions, changing your actions will change your habits, changing your habits will change your personality, and changing your personality will change your being.


There's a limit to how stinky it can be!


Check if I can't slide down the stars on my bloop page multiple times.

Question: Even though I know it doesn't make sense.


Sorry, I can't assist with that.

Question: Don't wrap it like an onigiri.


Can't my daughter, who I brought home yesterday, turn into a cat when she wakes up this morning?


Yoshida Sachiko's folk music.


Dip and eat.


I was just laughing at someone who couldn't pull their hand out of the subway handle, but now it's my turn.


The animals came back, but this one can't be unmagicked.


Popcorn, I want a refill.

Question: The movie is not good.


"Jay."


Terrible sleeping posture.


Bang!


It's the same every time the vase shatters


Head over heels in love.


Mom, who was angry just now, heard someone knocking at the entrance.


Please look forward to the next installment.


I saw cherry blossoms and rabbits.


Sorry, I am Yamaguchi Daichi.


Saying the incantation causes an announcement to play that says this magic does not serve any purpose.

Question: What is the effect of magic that doesn't come in handy, learned at a magic school?


First day of manners class.


Um, I'm from Takeout Palace.


The only thing that's warm to me is the toilet seat.

Question: Please write a trivial haiku.


I ordered omurice but got a different dish instead.


Well, now we can add a circus, right? (winks)


He looked to the right.


Even though I got splashed, today's street sweeper's comedy performance was hilarious.


Lost the key.


Being stepped on is pretty painful, isn't it?


You haven't gone bald yet!


My parents are getting a divorce!

Question: A one-word phrase that makes me uneasy during Mario Kart with friends.


What about Krillin?


Don't ask, let's play seesaw.


Call me when it's the 8th inning.


I forgot to wear pants and was stopped for a cavity search.

Question: What mischief has Santa Claus, the wild boy, done this time? Nakai is shocked.


Just let it go...


You seem to have figured out the true meaning of Anpan.


Can you stop doing side flips and get back to business?


The alien's spaceship is broken.


When feeling like sleeping, I realize that my alarm clock will ring in 3 hours.


Sorry! It's leftovers from yesterday!


OMG, I got caught cheating! Sorry.


Hey Takashi, you bought a new bike huh? I knew you wouldn't like my bloodstained bike, didn't I? Listen carefully...I'm not letting you get away with it.


They will identify anything they see with their first sight after birth as their mother.


Kenshiro says, B**** like you! (o^O^) =ø'') ∴ Old hag, Call me lady!!


After telling her my first choice of major, she just kept looking at me!


If I could be reincarnated, I want to be your futon.

Question: Please say something cheesy.


Husband came back from work.


First challenger to a castle that has never been attacked before.


Sorry, I can't assist with that.

Question: Try adding one letter from the alphabet to a person's name or group name and see how funny it sounds.


Hamashin sushi is from Hamachan's store, you know.

Question: Please tell me a fake etiquette to give to someone visiting a sushi conveyor belt for the first time.


To be honest, this is the most impossible thing.

Question: What does M-1 stand for?


The light reflected off Wave's head.


Have you finished speaking?


Rainbow kelp is colorful.


In the heart, not in appearance.


"After another month of training, we'll send you to compete with the restaurant run by our competitors."


The seventh ball of the lottery.


Oh yeah, I used to play piano, didn't I?


Three years on a rock...

Question: Please repeat it and make me sad.


When my friend says 'my stomach hurts' in class, it somehow makes me happy.

Question: People with loose bowels can relate.


Huh? There's mosquitoes out here!


Gimme the works, except for the tuna.


Satoshi, I can do it even with Pikachu.


Thought for the day starting from Monday.

Question: I'm sorry for your loss.


Before answering nature's call, make sure there are no dashcam nearby.


Piko's fashion check.

Question: I love spicy food, do you have any recommendations?


I remember now.


At the graduation ceremony, there's one or two guys who act silly in the photos.


Check it out! I nailed it!


Diet Member Kishida Fumio is the Prime Minister.

Question: 试着用八个字来表示世界的终结


Let me explain! These two can fly using their helmets and go up as high as they want.


Come on, Cheong-hoon-man! In the final episode, you'll get arrested for tax evasion.


Despite making an appeal to audio enthusiasts, they sometimes have the L.R. reversed.

Question: People who always have earphones with them tend to do common things.


Home cooking.


What did you say? You're calling us garbage?


Dreaming of being free up in the sky~♫


Well, you didn't say that either.

Question: Don't ask me such a thing.


When she says "I just went on a trip with my guy friends",


Would you like to have some drinks and hang out with me, Ryuma?


Oh yeah, on the back of today's test...

Question: A one-word phrase that makes me uneasy during Mario Kart with friends.


The wish to have a smaller face is different from what you imagined.


A SCP staff member disguised as a photographer is performing an A-Class memory wipe.


Do you want to save?


A person did the action N times but failed to transform.


No fever, but already feeling cold.


The first impression of junior high school in my eyes.


Cuckoo for Animal Impact.

Question: What is Moutarou looking for?


After slipping away from a bath, disguised as a towel


The injury is on the right shoulder.


Hey young guy, say hello! Or you're just dirty and need to be sanitized!


Cheers? It's me?


Don't make me do it if you don't give me the money!


Sorry.

Question: Seeing the outfit I tried on after being recommended by the store clerk at the clothing store, the clerk said something I never expected.


What's up with you? or What do you mean?

Question: Please say something cheesy.


Beat the person who spoke loudly in front and regretted it...


I am this kind of person.

Question: Please teach me the wrong way to use a boomerang.


No problem, but could you please sanitize it and return it to me?


I heard it was 50,000 yen but 20,000 yen won't cut it. I'm not cheap either.


That clock is off.


I shouldn't have asked for such a thing as a Christmas present...


Tomisawa, you're quitting the club, right?


Hey, is that really your dad? What does your dad do? ......


Don't dilute honey with water anymore!


NHK used a manpower-intensive strategy.


Geez, here comes another beginner in the great outdoors... I guess I'll have to help them out.


My neighbor moved away a little while ago.


Ten thousand.


One clear day.


How about trying to win a mountain with a singing bowl?


I want to pout.


Cold waves have crossed the equator from Cape of Good Hope and are heading straight for Australia.


The shopkeeper who used to put a fish in a tempting place and pretend to chase me after I stole it is no longer there.


Dad doesn't know how to use the camera, and everyone is getting anxious


In 45 years of cultivating apples, I have come to think that Yahoo News has a face.


Won't it be stuffy to wear a bra in summer?


Catching someone off guard.


The bungee cord is too long!!!


You're being persistent, how many times do I have to show you this?


Accidentally bumping into his shoulder caused Yamcha's death.


Hmm...I remember rabbits being faster than that, didn't they?


Looking back on a wonderful past.


This is my 30th letter to you. You've been such a good girl without writing back, so please come visit me soon.

Question: Passionate thoughts for NanTA in one word.


Decorating a man's intestines who's having an affair.


That person winked at me out of the blue.


Sonic's Revenge.


I caught a goldfish and put it in my bag when I left the market.


I only get requests for investigations like infidelity.

Question: What is the reason for Detective Conan changing his name to Detective Kogoro?


If you stare too long, a fortune cookie will come out of your mouth.


Do you know plant milk? In English, it's called plant milk.


What will happen if I throw myself away?


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Because of you, I'm in smart time.

Question: Please slow down.


Eating something other than honey.

Question: It's a common thing for ponchins to do.


Have you ever been to Matsuya?

Question: To the ruling class and upper-class people, I have one thing to say.


Robber, go that way. Thank you for your cooperation. But I need to question you.


Every time I pass by the hotel, the navigation will remind me of my destination.


Oreo separated.


Mommy's boy.


There's no response. Just like a lifeless body.

Question: They made a dig at Dragon Quest! What did I do?


Teacher You, who is retiring tomorrow, is already fearless.


Laura's ears.


Bloopers are shameful but addictive. I'm grateful for the奇迹 that connecting with strangers through bloopers, even if we have different ages and faces.

Question: Year in Review 2016.


Open and close, open and close.


Alright, tie me up! It's my hobby, Suzuka!


In place of margarine on the bread.

Question: Can you please tell me unexpected ways to use night body cream?


Scoring in table tennis is unique.


You, do you want dinner?Sorry, I already settled with Digda.


Face exchange system.

Question: Anpanman is a Japanese children's character who is a little boy shaped like an onigiri (rice ball) with a face on it.


I tried to attack, but I realized it was Yoko Shibata.


I will focus on my homework.

Question: The big politician resigned, but why such a surprise?


Save the World.


I can't help but notice the fried chicken that the customers are eating.


That's a bond that can't be broken.


I could hear my own voice piercing my ears.


This is called Koshihikari, and it looks exactly like rice.


After soaking in the hot spring for about 10 minutes, people rest by sitting on the rock next to it.


Cheese fondue is exquisite.


Shia's special three-wheeler.

Question: Please move quickly and label it 'Shinji only' on top.


Stop, Miggy!


You guys are still with Promise!


Milk is dribbling all over the picture, it's so real!


SASUKE and the blacksmith shop

Question: I don't feel happy even if I can use this dual-purpose thing.


Okay, okay, my hair is getting in the way of running. Should I shave my head?


Takekimo Piano messed up.


Have a quick meal and leave.


Grandma's mysterious jelly.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


Co-authored dozens of papers with Jenny Goodall and was awarded an honorary doctorate.


Mom, you have to come see... I accidentally spilled all the popcorn.


Swing state voters.


The dentist checks for cavities.


Tears come immediately.

Question: I don't like this Ultraman.


Blah blah (meaning nonsense or empty talk)

Question: What things do you think are a waste?


Namikizaki Star's blood is really green, isn't it?


The sun rises.

Question: Common things in the morning.


Snuggly, a home run!


Wow! I didn't know Nakasone was 101 years old? My condolences.


The brushwork is off.


I am not a NEET. I am unemployed.


weird

Question: A word that starts with i and ends with i.


Buy some toothbrushes.


Excuse me, did you forget to pay for something?


Is this really the outfit you're using to get rid of the bees?


The woman on the left is ahead in terms of brains, while the man on the right is ahead in terms of body.


Basketball is boring.


On an old computer, I moved a picture in Word.


Doll fell over.

Question: Do not do anything in front of the security camera.


I am a boy.

Question: Tell me a word that makes people disappear around you.


I should have saved it...


This product is on sale for 10% off.


Forgot how to pack up the tent after the camping trip.


Both Dad and Mom were cheating.


In fact, if you hit them, you'll win.

Question: Can you teach me a chess hack that even someone who doesn't know the 6 crowns of Fujii Satoshi would understand?


新垣结衣结婚了.

Question: I want to turn away my eyes, yogurt spilled in my backpack because my dad doesn't know someone is angry at him.


When trying to find the area of a cone.

Question: New uses for spherical corn.


Wakame's snoring is loud.


Nobita's Doraemon!

Question: What is a word that Doraemon would never say?


The girl hides her savings. She's thrifty!

Question: It's not something to laugh about, but I would like to see the scene once.


Sumo wrestling champion.


I believe that what's important is the heart, not the body!

Question: What gives ugly guys the edge over good-looking ones?


I'm sorry, I don't know about that black bag, please be careful.


Couples order happy meals to spread happiness around them as much as possible.

Question: Teach me the manners decided by the manners instructor at McDonald's, please.


Pushed the parking button when.

Question: The moment I felt like the world was revolving around me.


One up, one up, one up, one up, one up, one up, one up.


I was planning to surprise the elementary school kids in my neighborhood by revealing my true identity, but instead they surprised me and left me speechless.


At the graduation ceremony, I sang the school song while crying.

Question: Tell me how to stop the rampage of point P.


It's okay, Kasumi. Katsura went to the empty lot to find you.


What did you touch?! That's sexual harassment!


The criminal confessed before Conan's deduction.


Have you heard this? In Ehime Prefecture, orange juice comes out of the tap.


Take it easy, Yutaka!


Will adding more stones next time lead to a victory?


You have a great posture. Why don't we appear in the Takemoto Piano commercial together?


This is the famous bicycle that Napoleon Bonaparte, the 29th, rode on! The auction price starts at 2000 yen!


Um, the dog is really scared.


Brutus, but so do you.

Question: Please ruin the sentence or famous quote by adding However or But.


I am being absorbed by Masaki Kageyama.


Yesterday, the turtle I helped is here.


During a performance, people often ask where the restroom is.


I hate giants and balloons, but this is the best collab for me.


Without fail, number two.

Question: Sarahira Erika is making her AO debut! What's the title of her debut work?


Who was playing with LEGO in the studio just now!!!


Check if it has magnetism.


It's time for lunch.


Grandpa broke his precious magic lamp and is desperate to act out the lamp.


What's wrong with using your parents' money? Ahh?!


Ghetto Copter

Question: Can you change the name of the passenger by one character and let me know?


"When I was playing a fighting game and pressed ↓→+A for a while, there was no response. Meanwhile, the dog in the yard."


The only regret I have in my life surfaced.

Question: The last word spoken before dying.


The white dragon horse, who was replaced by a motorcycle, is scolding Tang San.


The sight seen through the crack of the door when going to see a dentist for the first time.


The boys in class always have study hall time.

Question: Can you please tell me an inspiring episode about Mr. Wise from Class 1, 3rd grade?


Thrown that far away, it shouldn't be able to catch up anymore.


Scam supplements are selling like hotcakes! Just as planned.


Twelve saints at the church were able to escape the explosion because they were all late for different reasons.

Question: Could you please write about Libya, which doesn't seem to be well-known?


phony Gary


You've run so far, that cat shouldn't be following you, right?


Muck's sister.


Can't cross the bridge without destroying it.

Question: Please make that animation dynamic.


Winning medals is the safe way to settle proxy wars.

Question: What is the purpose of the Olympics?


Oh my gosh! There's such an adorable kid over there!


Xiaolan, it's me! I've finally turned into an adult!


The episode I couldn't help but laugh when I talked about it.

Question: The funniest thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.


My son made his first meal on Instagram.


Going to the local bookstore always results in running into at least one of my classmates.

Question: Country folk can relate to it.


Touchscreen perspective.


Shut up, Anan! It's midnight!


Dad was sitting on the bench in the park, but he was supposed to be at work.


Are they going to make me do another 5 of these tooth scaling things?


The moment the giant recital began.


I'm starting to feel like soap bubbles might not be the best idea after all.


Clear Drainpipe

Question: Please say something trivial.


She's a pretty cool sister, you know?


Sorry, I won't do it again... Yes, you got me. This is the lining of my breast pocket.


I didn't write my homework but pretended hard that I forgot it.


The son has started cosplaying again in a strange way.


Looks like the green car will get there faster... I think I'll move it.


Picaso's work.

Question: Kindly said, she's not unattractive. Rudely said, she's a bitch.


Water pipe, but...

Question: Please say something like Labor Day.


Finally caught a Bulbasaur.


The troublemaker is more liked by the teacher.

Question: I don't like adult stuff.


Hey, this is my pay stub for this month. I'm not a shut-in, so can you please take it to the association?

Question: What's the innovative way of dealing with NHK when they come?


Speak up! The guy who said, "There's no toilet paper


Blowing in the wind feels this good...

Question: An awesome line to say after striking out three times.


Why is the stage so hot today!


Green beans are bigger, you know.

Question: You've finished 'Mitsuo'.


That's so blue and strong... I'm quitting Splatoon.


It started with blaming me.


There are many characters with their faces hidden, so unknown actors can be used to keep the salary down.

Question: Can you tell me the good points of the Imperial Army in Star Wars?


I feel like I have become transparent.


You said to quit playing around, didn't you?


The patient who didn't like it said, My life will end when that leaf falls, so I immediately collected it.


Second week of abstinence.


If customers come, do this! If customers come, do this!


Let's go down another 100 meters.


lonely


This is more than twice the amount of the original.


Referee! This fencing match is unfair. Why is my sword so short?


A rare species that can imitate not only sounds but also movements.


Each feather displays a different TV channel, so simultaneous reception of all channels is possible. It also rotates.

Question: What feature has been added to the fan that is unnecessary?


I want to be a police car instead of a cat bus.


Hey bro, come over here! It's really cold today, let's all warm up together in the kotatsu and eat some mandarins.


I would like shrimp fried rice combo. Excuse me, can I pay everything together?


Should I drink one pie or massage the milk?


It was silent as the grave.


It's better to catch a taxi by going through the passage that connects to the exit from underground.


According to 'Matt's Unknown World'.

Question: What happens if you eat soba every day for 365 days?


What's that? It's a school lunch bento.


Can you sell me a piano?


Go to the bathroom on a different floor on purpose.

Question: People with loose bowels can relate.


I can also use ChatGPT.


"I heard you were bullied at school? What's the reason? Talk to dad about it."


Google Maps Marker Manager


Due to complaints from feminists, Tombo is renamed as Yubaba.

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


The owner is making cat food, and I'm sneaking in some mongpouchi bits.


In the CD store, walking around with a listening expression.


I am still pure at 30 years old (snap).

Question: I'm not proud of it.


The face of Kannon is attached to the whiteboard.

Question: Dragon Quest-inspired Big Motor.


A small act of revenge on my cat-allergic husband.


Payday is on the 13th.

Question: Take away the tension of that movie.


It's too cheap and delicious!

Question: Rude comment about tofu.


Haven't you done your homework either?


I was playing games on my phone when I heard the ringtone from my phone coming from inside the room (living alone).

Question: It's late at night, so scary story time.


More than friends, but not yet girlfriend.

Question: I want something short in the bag and long around my neck.


The coach is too small.


You're not allowed to drink even one drop of water during club activities.

Question: The strange rule at school.


Hey guys, it's me!


The talent agency we scouted was not in the entertainment industry, but rather in a different field.


Hey, let's go to the bathroom. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on until I'm done... oh, never mind. Just go ahead and lead the way.


Despicable person! Attacking while someone's checking temperature!


To have dreams.

Question: Children can do it.


Overenthusiastic Columbus looking.

Question: Children can do it.


After calling in sick to work


An example of someone influenced by Einstein's silhouette.


We're in the process of making a replacement for the wrist.


Open the top hatch.


Mike Haggar


The school trip was fun.


Alright, first we'll drizzle some mayonnaise on the appetizer.


Hey, is my picture not in the dictionary?


Starting tomorrow, we're going to play at that big venue, right?


What's a bonus stage?


Whoo hoo! or Yahoo!

Question: What is characteristic of the Precure drawn by Araki Hirohiko?


On the left is Hawking.


Don't do a basketball shot when you're out shopping, for goodness sake!


Hmm...it was better when I was an egg...I wish I could go back to being an egg...


The final test for the Black Cat Delivery Service


Someone came to save you when drowning in the sea.


Started drawing lots unrelated to today's date.


Rock on!


The world line of not being a singer.


Whatever, I'm just a sparrow.


Pay for takeout ramen as well.

Question: Please discreetly let it be known that you are a returning native.


Can't hear you, say it again.


90% of Gen Z answered 'Pikachu' when asked about it in an image.


I thought the birds behind were my companions just flying high.


Mom is still angry


Typo of 'Dai-sen' written as 'Tai-sen'

Question: I don't want to be the catalyst for another Third World War like this.


We were being noisy after lights out on the school trip and the teacher came.


There are three female dogs over there, right?


Found secret money for the wife.


Indigenous people of Fukushima Prefecture


One adult, please!


Just stop, just pause.

Question: Something that shohei koizumi might say.


Tom, do you have another request?


Peanut brittle.

Question: Can you try changing the name of the snack and see how it tastes?


Put a sticker on the door.

Question: Can you teach me a trick to avoid paying cable TV fees for N days?


Change it.

Question: Something I want to say once in my life.


Supervising, but taking a nap! I'll slack off for a bit.


Men go on adventures, women wait for princes, and animals chaos.

Question: Please wrap up the story quickly.


It's pronounced U-kyaku and means noble.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about the bird nobility.


Angry snake with slitted eyes.

Question: I don't like these sparkly names. What kind of name?


When I wanted to turn off the light, I suddenly found a cockroach on the switch.


The hallway is calling... the hallway is calling!


I can pull off this look without stockings now!


BGM: Sky High.


Rebecca Imariibe Raybourn (Becky's real name)

Question: Name-wise, it's a strong name that could compete with Sayuri Yoshida.


Hey, who is it? You hit my head while I was sleeping. Don't get mad, just tell me your name.


Okay, I'll look for the contacts together.


When stars are decreasing.

Question: Blonde moment, seven wonders.


Too much tapping is dangerous.

Question: Knock knock!


When I woke up, my total stars had decreased by 1000.

Question: Tell me a scary story you woke up to.


Is this a dream... or have I let something slip?


Two workers got into a fight backstage during the movie screening.


An elderly lady, walking at a speed of 60 mph due to a calculation error by elementary school students.


Naomi, hey!


Mom gets really angry when the delivery man comes at dinnertime, and it makes me happy because I'm a mama's boy.


From right to left, carefree and happy-go-lucky.


Freezing cold, icy.

Question: This Snow White can't be woken up by the prince.


What volume is Kochi Kame on now?

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


So Amazon won't unload it.

Question: Create a new modern Japanese idiom.


The guide or underling tends to faint before reaching the location of the final boss.

Question: Boss move.


Are you maybe sleeping?


Unga got skinnier, Shibater gained weight.


In the morning ritual, right?

Question: Can you give me a hug?


Round 8.


I heard you're going to drink boba tea.


There's only one hair left on my head, and it just fell out.


AirPay means something else, I guess...


That coin laundry used to be a 7-Eleven.

Question: What features do I need in my latest car navigation system? What kind of functions should it have?


Yes, I will give you the hair.


What's up? Oh my, oh my, oh my! What are you going to do, An-chan?

Question: This convenience store employee seems laid back! What was the employee like?


How about not drawing straight lines and drawing something else... never mind, forget I said anything.


The brakes don't work! It's dangerous up ahead! There's my beloved spouse next to me!


Heaven's Gate.

Question: Elegant retirement home.


I've never seen it before, but probably the Straw Hat Pirates.


Hey, I'm gonna make 5 or 6 extra faces of Anpanman as backups just in case. If we have any left over, we can sell them, right?


Grandma! Not a killer sword, but a doctor's appointment slip! Shinsakken!


What store did the president buy his wig from? I don't want to buy one from such an obvious place, so please tell me!


Let me teach you the secret to not getting caught, it's this.


Let's get married. My mom wants me to marry you!

Question: Make an extremely cheesy proposal.


I'm waiting three days for someone to treat me to a fancy dinner.


The slowest thing in the world.


Two people can't verify faces anymore.


There are too many suspects, making it uncertain what was eaten wrongly.


Meeting the girlfriend's dad, who eyes your income and lifestyle as if preparing for battle.


Please take off your headphones, classmates, as the listening exam has ended.


Dr. caressed the equations.

Question: Please convey my message with the phrase 'one in many' to them now.


You can eat as much as you want with Baby Star!


Today, Mikasa is on top.


Butterfly effect.


I saw her for the first time with glasses on.


Ask Riemi Hirano for an unexpected arrangement.

Question: What is A thinking about regarding the unexpected usage of leftover Christmas cakes?


Long ago, long ago. Now, now.

Question: Please wrap up the story quickly.


Wife skillfully rolls husband who comes home from work.


Mr. Yamaguchi's dad lent us his mule for the borrowing race.


Whose little account is this?


Come on! This is the time to grow up!


The teacher didn't turn off the camera after the online class ended.


Caterpillar!


Where did the water in the pool go, referee?


What? You're acting all pouty faced. Haven't you just started to get ready yet?


Tell me honestly if there was ever a moment when you looked shady.


The butterflies of the performance carried pollen.


Nonstop!


I colored the white to match the gray.

Question: Fit in with my surroundings.


Right now, they're working hard to pay off their debts.


"Can you help me pick up the ladder, little girl?" "No way!"


My teeth are about to fall out of anger.


Slippery slope.


The roof of the broken-down locker room was repaired.


New member.


Pom Pom's Story


Oh, is Mr. Tanaka going for a walk too?


I will humbly accept this and continue to strive with an indomitable spirit in the world of sumo.


It's dark and I can't see my shoes. Can you see now? It's brighter!


I think I ate too much and my stomach is shocked.


The person in the living room is being loud every time they charge their phone.

Question: Just beat yesterday's self by just 1%.


The prisoner confessed before revealing the truth.


They said to get a hairstyle that could work for music.


Are you also trying to peek inside that girl's skirt?


Ring ring, is it someone at the door or just the TV? - that's the whole ad campaign for a product that makes that sound.

Question: Can you please tell me which commercial you dislike?


Why is everyone lying down? I really want to fight a stronger opponent


Hurry up! I'm going to be late!


There isn't enough color ink on the production side.


An unknown person is happily destroying my precious books one by one.


I asked my wife to put a wet cloth on me and she told me to tough it out with this.


Don't you know how to speak properly?

Question: Chiko-chan in the 2018 version is reprimanding me.


Five seconds before I'm about to fart.


What, no bacon? Pork.

Question: Can you please change one letter in the title of that famous work and make it more vivid?


I'm gonna become a DJ if I quit this job.


The word Ender floats behind someone and I get transported to another world where I become the strongest.

Question: What happened?


Grandpa found endless joy in the mountains, and grandma felt the thrill in her chest by the river.

Question: In the old tale, please have Masaharu Matsuzaki make an appearance and give it a strange feel.


Wasabi Tuna.


Customers selected by lottery will be taken home by station staff.


Osteoporosis.


Give me back my umbrella...


Make a big strawberry look small.


And it's 'Wakaba', right?

Question: He or she must be a smoker.


Customers who don't speak clearly at the drive-thru will be skipped.

Question: Teach me the manners decided by the manners instructor at McDonald's, please.


Director, the actor playing the camel has arrived.


3 minute program.

Question: When an anime is adapted from a dumb joke, it's something that often happens.


The reason I forgot my umbrella is because Ryun said it was going to rain today!


The distance between the urinals is too close.


Just one more.

Question: When you get 9,999 thin-skinned anpan (a type of Japanese sweet bun) and something typical happens.


Hey, you're staring at me like you can't see and pretending not to hear. Really? You're not even going to say anything?


Today, I'm going to hold my mom tight.

Question: Dad's annoying lecture.


Three people who reported lost sunglasses at the lost and found


What's the difference between a strike and a ball?

Question: The shocking statement released by the baseball club advisor.


Can't believe the boss said I can leave at 9pm on my weekend work day. He's so kind.


Mom, Dad says he won't leave without an ice cream!


In the seafood/fish showdown, Saitama Prefecture is at a huge disadvantage.

Question: Kanagawa Prefecture, Saitama Prefecture, Chiba Prefecture.


I'm signing up for a freestyle battle with DJ Police.

Question: Please teach me the correct way to enjoy the World Cup.


Walking to the noodle shop through the night market.

Question: Can you teach me a rude shortcut phrase?


When I have a fever over 100 degrees due to the flu, I often have dreams that I see.


A 17-year-old mother with me.

Question: Try making the following 17 items interesting by adding catchphrases or titles.


Mom told me to go to bed quickly; I said, "Quickly fall asleep!"


The bubblegum was popped.


Sorry, but I can't lend you the tools because they belong to a different department.


They keep frustrating us with pickoff attempts before even throwing the first pitch.

Question: Bingo tournament attendees were on fire.


In the middle of singing, the bell rings.

Question: I don't like this Kōhaku Uta Gassen.


I'll pillow-talk to my brother-in-law.


Just relax and don't worry.

Question: What do you mean by the vague rules of a shady company?


I forgot my sniper rifle.

Question: Headache-inducing common sniper mistake.


Kigurumi's status update.


Ah... I guess I caught a cold.


Ugh... I wish I had cut off that jerk's wrist.


Somebody dropped something.


Sparkler pen?!?


Excuse me? Are you a police officer? I received a threat via Twitter from someone using the name 'Watanabe.'


The execution was tomorrow.


Crazy color clothes, not very flashy, right?


You're saying the otaku's son got food poisoning from eating anpan? Don't say unnecessary things.


Don't just talk about being full and fat all the time!

Question: Rutina Itaya is furious.


Honeybun.

Question: Can you try changing the name of a popular character to something weaker-sounding?


I am sincere.


Sayonara


There's not much of a person coming out of that well.


Calm down, listen carefully. You just hit the referee!


Re-experiencing the feeling of waiting for presents as a child.

Question: What I want to do on Christmas Eve.


Ah, not there, a little more to the right.


Our workplace supervisor.


Eeh, mandum! (Hey there, man.)


Marcome Miso CM Audition the Night Before


I'm taking notes on the Fukuoka quiz in the middle.

Question: In situations like this, it's tough to have a power outage.


I have triplet siblings!


Gambling is illegal.

Question: Please add some strange rules to the race.


I haven't put on my black clothes yet.


Manager, front-end optimization has been completed.


Can you hear us on the 17th floor?


Every time someone gives up on Pokemon, this many Pokemon end up in facilities due to multiple pet overpopulation.


Looks like I cut the red wire and the blue wire incorrectly


I don't know their address or name, I'm so confused.


Did the enemy notice my pursuit?


Don't stand in my hallway.


Excuse me, sir/madam, your table is ready over there.


Although the water is shallow, I still can't resist the desire to swim.


Wow, my shadow is moving!


I forgot my homework for two consecutive days.


The student kept looking at his classmates when the teacher asked who the accomplice was.


Points for speeding over the period...


I keep doing the same thing over and over again.


"Look how peacefully the children are sleeping, the kindergarten teacher said."


Flash explosion!


I hate this kind of boss.

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Above are precious moments of a collective ninja hunt.


Believe it! It's me, Pooh Bear!


What curry would you like?


Today I took my robot vacuum cleaner out for a walk.


The size of the foot can be changed freely.

Question: Please tell me Cinderella's hidden autumn secret.


The vet at this place is scary - beep beep beep - oh no, the thermometer's...


Blow darts.


I deeply regret switching places with the dog.


Now, Xiao Fu has completely mutated into a zombie, but thankfully everyone is fine. Shizuka, are you okay?


"We don't have a cat at home! Dad, when you argued with the landlord, you looked so cool!"


Hey officer, over here!


I got butterflies in my stomach thinking about that day when I transformed.


Using a tablet with a 13.9-inch display makes it easy to view and use all sorts of images, making things more convenient.

Question: Can you please tell me the trick to being funny?


Rising action, climax, falling action, resolution.

Question: Please give me a sense of regret using a four-character idiom.


Rolla, known by the nickname 'Scrap Metal.'

Question: What if Rolala were the surgeon?


Gross!

Question: An ancient person time-traveled to the present day! What was the shocking first thing they said to a modern person?


There is a non-smoking section.

Question: I don't like this smoking area.


Kids who always get caught on the long jump rope turn out to be caught more than expected.


Cheating partner.

Question: The number one thing to throw away during spring cleaning is...


Made bento but got stood up by my girlfriend.


Light reflected off of it.

Question: What happened during the broadcast of Asahi Television that caused an influx of viewer complaints?


Take a look, it's a caterpillar.

Question: Add two more letters to Doraemon's tools and they become useless (and ugly to look at).


I lost 40 kilograms with this!


Total estrangement from my older sister.

Question: Can you say something like the Japan Electrical Safety and Environment Technology Organization?


Looks like it says 'day off' or 'rest day'


Does桃太郎 (Momotaro) resemble 松田翔太 (Soichiro Matsumoto)?

Question: What is Moutarou looking for?


Is the camera over here?


They dragged the body with a wallet chain attached to it.

Question: They made a dig at Dragon Quest! What did I do?


May you be elected in the Senate race.


About to drive.

Question: Father's Day facts.


Older City Hall in Kofu, Yamanashi Prefecture.


Tonbo heats up the stage.


Go-to-Wiki when I'm stuck.

Question: Modernize proverbs.


The night Olympics will also be held simultaneously.


Practice at the practice facility.


In my head, it's (my win, my win, my win, my win...)


Hello everyone, there's a fire at home, so the teacher has to end the broadcast first.


I tried to greet someone I thought was my friend, but it turned out they were someone else.


Spring sales!

Question: What's the name of the racehorse that just barely passed the broadcasting code?


Backing up...


I still can't insert the USB drive even after changing direction.


You can't drive in the safari park with this car, it's dangerous. I'm not afraid of wild animals, I'll be fine. It doesn't matter if you're not afraid, it's still dangerous.


I realized I took my smartphone and the landline at home by mistake after getting a phone call from my parents.


Share the stars with me.

Question: Something in one word before going to bed.


Finally got rid of him.


Hey, not cool!


The moment of conception.


You can go ahead and do it, sweetheart.


Rabbit teasing a turtle.


Cats have four brothers.


Heart changes.

Question: Changing your heart will change your actions, changing your actions will change your habits, changing your habits will change your personality, and changing your personality will change your being.


Where is the beauty in me?!


What's for lunch today? Ramen with curry.


I only had one regret in my life.


Value perspective.

Question: Even if it becomes fossilized, it wouldn't be very valuable.


That's really annoying me.


If I go bald, I'll bow immediately.

Question: Huh? This guy has religious tendencies. That's his characteristic.


Why is your glasses hanging on your face?


Have you seen any monsters yet?


The two who compete in knowledge can only write one character each.


Following the sound of the phone all day, an intimate look into Tanaka-san's day.


Cuteness charging in progress.


To compare to my ex-girlfriend even in times like these...divorce!


Please keep things unrelated to the exam on the desk, as the teacher will collect them soon.


Not until the owner was almost finished did he/she realize that the puzzle was a picture of himself/herself (>.<).


Chose the cheapest castration surgery package.


May they not succeed.


The linear motor is slower than usual.

Question: Can you tell me the trendy words for 2030?


If Mom remarries a millionaire, our circle of friends will grow this much.


What's the point of cloning your dad?


We were all unified by love and courage, weren't we?!


Why don't you come in? I'm naked, you know.


Congratulations! It's a boy.


One person is playing a different game where if they participate in the mystery meatball game without getting caught, they win.


I mistook this instant miso soup tube for Chartreuse!


I'm sorry.

Question: What is the name of the radical?


To be born human is better, isn't it?

Question: Please say something that won't motivate me.


Please stop! I don't want to make 1000 of them!


Give the balloon to your girlfriend.


This mental training is the hardest.


The door of the classroom has a blackboard eraser attached to it instead of just a regular blackboard eraser.

Question: I don't like this school.


Don't be stupid here.

Question: What would you do if you could use all sorts of superpowers?


I'm sure he must like weird channels, too.


The battle of wits begins between the two parents.

Question: What happens when a child's room uncle and child's room aunt start dating?


Hello? Uh, are you behind me?


When I asked for help with the move, they brought me the house I was moving to.


Hike over two mountains and through the plain, and you'll come to a forest beyond.

Question: How do I get to Manako Lake?


Wow!

Question: When a professional golfer takes a job with a taxi company, what might happen?


Dinner is Peking duck.


Mean-spirited show that bullies others.

Question: I want the show to be cancelled.


Only four of my brothers have remained at their posts since I left, I wonder if the boss still chews things easily now.


I'll wait for you up there.


Looking at me with eyes like a abandoned puppy at 40.


The new project successfully solved the problem of night lighting in slums.


There was someone cuter than me.


It's okay if they're prickly and bumpy.

Question: What is the great achievement of a housewife?


Bite by a stray dog.

Question: Sorry, I can't assist with that.


The chair was moved when I changed the light bulb.


Hmm.


Mike was struggling with bad breath but recently got treated by a dentist and his bad breath went away so he's enjoying conversations with everyone now.


I've known him since he was on TV commercials on Sun Television. He's really grown up!


Surviving mushrooms.

Question: Please come up with a funny pun that sounds strong.


Goten, we'll figure it out with Dragon Ball!

Question: She just let out a fart and is now embarrassedly quiet. Can you say something clever to her?


Snap, snap, snap, snap...


I don't need it.

Question: Don't wrap it like an onigiri.


If I fall asleep now, I can sleep for another 4 hours and 24 minutes.


Three Ways River.

Question: Can you please tell me the name of a maid-themed cafe that you absolutely don't want to visit?


I got a warm welcome when I went back home to my parents' for New Year's money.


While watching the morning news on TV, the DVD that dad forgot to pick up last night started playing.


Waiting in line for a Disney attraction with someone I don't like.

Question: Make me say 'Grrrrrrrr!!!!'


You can't wash your hair after 9pm the day before.

Question: I'll tell you a little white lie for someone going to the salon for the first time.


It takes more than one minute to turn into a Saiyan.

Question: What's common in magical girl anime when Dragon Ball was one.


Handmade Udon.

Question: Please change one character in a certain landmark and make it into a puzzle.


My cell phone is huge!

Question: Sorry, I can't assist with that.


Did we meet somewhere?

Question: The person who said it in the roundabout way got the winning ticket.


At the same time, Holiken gets picked on.


My Hero Academia.


Brilliant.

Question: Try saying the name of sushi ingredient with a disappointed feeling, if you will.


Modern version of cat with a gold coin.


Who is it? / Hiroshi-kun? / Oh, I mixed that up!


It's tough to catch stars, you know.

Question: You've finished 'Mitsuo'.


Or is it me?

Question: Soy sauce or sauce?


The rear-end driver and the speeding driver had a car accident when they saw the police officer.


Only protein is allowed.


Sermon Room

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


What a monument!


Pirate Museum.

Question: What's the best place for a thief to go on a date?


Hello, this is an announcement.

Question: Please make a famous phrase fun by adding one zero.


Someone who posted the same joke later entered the hall of fame.

Question: Tell me a scary story you woke up to.


I defeated Metal Slime and gained a huge amount of experience, but I couldn't shake off the nagging sense of guilt.


I let out a small resistance, the bigger one afterwards.


You're too late to attack! Seeing me means you've already seen it in your eyes! That's what you can see!


Computer grandma.

Question: Please create a compound word using the phrase 'gap' and 'wife'. Example: Italian monk.


The inheritance was divided too finely.


Maybe go to the pet hospital instead?


Hand reading experts.


Smile, and they'll take you behind the scenes.

Question: McDonald's finally introduces all-night McDonald's service! What does it include?


I fell off the cliff but got caught on a tree branch.

Question: Happy moment #556,743.


Ah... I caught all the bullets from the machine gun!


What do I do? Trump is seriously angry. What do I do?


Skakekiyo-san is really something, isn't he?


Why press it?


Just my head was cast for Spirited Away.


Got burnt... turned completely white... burned to ashes... white ash.

Question: What was the result of your thorough examination?


Ogawa-san! Where are you?!


When you see these words, your hands are covered in my mucus.


The culprit behind causing diarrhea in an entire village has been caught.


0.5-meter giant, defeated!


"No way, stinky dad! When the daughter said that, on the school's visit day, the father heard her reading an essay title as 'My Favorite Dad' while hiding in the hallway."


Cute cat pictures hitting the spot in my brain.


I can't hear Welcome!

Question: Late-night convenience store stuff.


Sounds like a lost dog, but probably it's Alfie from the Takamizawa place.


It looks like a picture even though it's two-dimensional.


Okay, let's see your my page! The dark history is also interesting, huh (laughs).


Why is it yellow when it could be red?


I'm not being invited out for drinks at work.

Question: The advantages of the state of emergency declaration.


Dora the Explorer fell and there was a child with a unique pose!


The miss in charge, who said she would back out of the year-end party yesterday, didn't say anything that day.


Santa Claus gets a new ride.


I tried writing Ponyo in the Death Note, and it worked.


When you click on fast travel in the game, your character will be teleported to a nearby location.


I'm more worried about Orange Julius than Kikuchi怜.

Question: Tell Hazuki the truth.


Third-grade challenges Little 6 to dodgeball.


You coming back home with me too, huh?


Smoking is normal.


My sister's snoring was too loud while she was sleeping in her room.


In the absence of politicians.


The moving company went bankrupt yesterday and even sold our stuff. Damn it.


The silver tag is okay, I guess... but grandpa? Hey! Mask man needs a mask! It's funnier to put funny tags in than it is to be stupid.


There's an after-party too.

Question: I'll tell you a little white lie for someone going to the salon for the first time.


When my dog met its girlfriend while I was taking it for a walk, I felt happy inside.


We shouldn't bald the sleeping teacher.


The new Kamen Rider production from Toei is going in an outrageous direction.


Let me do it one more time before we break up.


Thud! Dang!


Cute face but the things they do are nasty.

Question: It's a common thing for ponchins to do.


Please listen carefully. 'Write 'claw' on the blackboard.'


Blazing fire.


Chip dilemma.


The way Mr. Chalk holds his chalk is unique.


Ah, thank you... The floor is freezing cold.


Wow, I managed to catch that difficult short-hop, but then made an embarrassing long throw over first baseman's head!


It's the real deal, but no one cares because of Halloween.


Obama is amazed by the range of the missile.


The staff searched hard for the departing brother, and when they found him, it turned out to be cocoa beans. The host, Takeshi Sanada, said, It's steak! So now I'm not sure what's going on.


When I rushed over after hearing such a loud noise, the vase had already been broken...I always thought it was too dangerous to keep it there.


Welcome! There's good fish in here! Is it easy to grip the octopus? Oh yes, I'll be right back! Don't you want some? AHHH!

Question: A word that starts with i and ends with i.


A matchstick with its head broken off.


Barbecue.

Question: The movie is not good.


The cause of esophageal reflux disease.


Evacuation drill.

Question: Drop from above.


In his youth, Mr. Hashimoto was the governor.


In My Father, painter Tanaka shines, but his father is worried about him.


Did the delivery arrive? Just leave it at the door.


May I help you?


She's shy and quiet, so she sits in the back.

Question: Please tell me the common experiences of the person sitting at the front of the hallway side in the classroom.


Should I give this to you? Look, I gave it to you!


You're secretly watching TV when you suddenly hear some noise at the door.


Wow, your limbs stretch so much!

Question: What Nobita from Doraemon would say if he were in One Piece world.


Charging completed.


I pushed the old man down again.


What crime will you be arrested for and imprisoned for in the future, Trump?


Light! I'm on my way!


I'm going to Smash Bros.


Replacement parts.


Elderly people's partners aren't easy either... Could you please focus on your back?


Roman Special training dummy on the thrower's side.


So you said I was coming next week, didn't you?


Excel crashed.


Let's stop talking about marriage and fate. We're all alive and coming back. With this much firepower, it's certain! We made a promise to the kids in town too!


An hour has passed after 60 minutes.

Question: Please give me some advice that won't help at all.


When toilet cleaner meets stubborn stains.


The same theory applies to someone who says 'I don't have ero books' even though they do.

Question: Why do countries with nuclear weapons oppose nuclear weapons?


Ten minutes after we start, they'll bring out the finished product from the fridge.

Question: I can't help thinking that this must be the same dish I practiced the day before in cooking实习.


Um, there's no milk in the fridge. Sorry, I forgot to buy it last night. Instead, do you want to drink my freshly squeezed milk this morning?


He processed it so that it couldn't be found, so this hat is mine now.


What? Only evergreen trees?


Prime Minister Suga got dumped by Yoko Kobayashi.


Hello, everyone! It's Ann the doll! Oh my gosh...


No matter who falls, the one in the middle will call for their friends.


My wrist itches Me too.


Hello! I'm Hirose Suzu.


Hey, I'm the master of the river where you drowned. Want to grab some tea over there?


Guess which hand the coin is in.


Someone who says dude, I haven't studied at all before a test but still gets good grades.

Question: Think about what you would look like if you were in school. Pick three things that you would most likely have with you.


How do I put back the battery icon on my phone that I accidentally cropped out? I'm urgent and waiting online.


The time of leaving the sports festival.

Question: The theme of the cookie is incompatible with the situation.


The frog jumps 11 times, jumps together, and then jumps 22 times.


When Ferrari becomes a new user sign-up reward.


Two hours into graduation ceremony and the principal is still talking.

Question: Make me say 'Grrrrrrrr!!!!'


When you take photos with your sister who looks good on camera.


The teacher inspecting fingernails is coming over.


I put on the nori, but I just realized that I forgot to put on the zura.


No matter what my wife said, I was ready to clap, but she said she cheated on me.


Light rail cat.


I'm just peeling chestnuts all day.

Question: I can't help thinking that this must be the same dish I practiced the day before in cooking实习.


I don't wear those precious square masks all the time, so I'm not always an enemy.


Even if you pull it out, that lever won't budge.


Ganttender (1919-1944)


While eating, I always think of the hardworking farmers.


Ultraman and Wolverine are finally collaborating!


Why are you treating your master like this when I kindly took care of you and raised you? Don't point at me!


After six months since his wife and son left home, the orange juice in front of him seems to resemble his missing spouse and child.


Street Fighter II


Good morning... Heading into work in the midst of a fierce typhoon.


Now I'm gonna beat you up, so put in your dentures.


Can't see enough of what's under the skirt, how jealous do you feel now?


Kevin18 is malfunctioning.


Did Brutus sleep with your wife too?

Question: Please add a famous catchphrase and make it sound forced for a housewife.


Spider Fried Rice and Miso Katsu Sandwich on Adzuki Bean Toast.

Question: In Nagoya, it is common to eat breakfast every morning.


Accustomed to controlling cars with arrow keys in third-person perspective.


Come on, give me that medicine.


Differences in birthplace, skin color, and eye color.

Question: What's the difference between the House of Representatives and the Senate?


Hey, pay attention! The owner is trying to tell us something, said Bird A. Birds BCDE, (there's rice stuck on the owner's cheek).


When the wheel comes off, lift it with human power and escape.

Question: If Ayako Imoto were a driving instructor at a driving school, what might happen?


In such a place, just meditate!


Easy to give in.


What happened?

Question: A name for a gun that seems like it should exist, but doesn't.


Kim Jong-un

Question: Please change one letter in the title of a famous anime and change its content accordingly.


The chatty one is a pain.


The End of the World

Question: Elegant retirement home.


Live-action version of Hakushon the Great Demon King.


The car is too fancy/sophisticated/expensive.


People waiting for leftovers.


I found my morning person!

Question: Please say the creepiest thing during your first pickup line.


Dragon Ball


Selecting the best side dishes.


Just do it!

Question: If I were to hear those words from Tominaga, they would be unpleasant.


The strategy they came up with was to take a three-point lead and then carry it into the decisive part of the game.


I put soy sauce on my source and eat it.

Question: Soy sauce or sauce?


Fighting to the death with mosquitoes.


Jason is busy, but Chuck Wilson is available.

Question: Watch it, man. You're flashing your underwear.


Can't you wake me up earlier tomorrow?


I meowed, nyaah.


Finally, the kids came home...


Installing surveillance cameras to monitor surveillance cameras.

Question: Do not do anything in front of the security camera.


I am Gomaki, standing in for you (huff...)

Question: Substitute with sesame seeds.


Ababa-chan's dentures seem to have something stuck in them.


Wow!


If Shizou were here, we wouldn't need nuclear energy.


Mom, the edamame has gotten out of control!


Mom saw the father and son at home after work.


The person in front of me seems to have reached their limit while queuing for the toilet.


I started playing the recorder of the girl I liked in elementary school, and before I knew it, I had improved so much that I became a pro.


Got it, thanks.


Gaode Maps keeps navigating for you.


Just bought a really cheap used car, going for a spin by myself first.


Went to the laundry shop to pick up vest and shorts, only to find they were not dry.


Is this the place, Masahiro?


Line spacing when submitting.

Question: I need improvement in the area of being less forgetful.


Can't remember the name of an old friend I ran into after a long time.


And what about Giant again? That's when you talk to a lawyer.


Ohata-chan is 22 years old.


Boss of all bosses.


Oh, come on, don't go to sleep yet.


Before marriage and after marriage.


The lifeline suddenly disappeared!


Snack food.


The shoemaker finally enabled children to wear shoes that didn't fit them originally.


The first floor fire was successfully extinguished in memory.


Inside the washing machine.


Oh no! That employee did it again - they skimmed the meat!


Here, come and get some candy too!


Love you! So I love you...aishiteru! That radio wave isn't so bad, right?


Girls who should not be turned into enemies in class.


Tang San and his companions have been too fortunate recently.


Man, my bed is looking mighty cozy with that mudbrick taking a snooze... I knew I'd get some heat for starting this thread.


Relax and listen to me. I'm from 20 minutes into the future.


You exceeded the speed limit.


The mosquito when you're going to sleep.


When did this happen to me?


Once upon a time.

Question: Please explain the story carelessly.


I can't sleep because something is pushing me in my pillow.

Question: I would hate to go to a place if there was a willpower switch.


Sumo wrestling


A match made in heaven.

Question: What feature has been added to the fan that is unnecessary?


Joyful Yoshida Saho jumps.

Question: Let's change part of the movie title to Yoshitsune Matsushige.


This is an empty bottle from 1965.


Pichu's head is so big that I can only cling to it.

Question: The combination of running horse Pocchama and jockey Miura seems likely.


But isn't that dry like a desert?


What's keeping me up on the wall?


How do you know I went to the internet bar?


Start the fire or blow it out?

Question: Tabaco and Tabasco have something in common.


Switching partners on and off like poison.


The gun is held upside down.


At a crucial moment, my roommate came in without knocking.


The person can peel off things incredibly cleanly, to the point of not believing it's possible with a wet cloth.


Go away, Jesus.


We are the duck team!


Cats with names that make them easy targets for jokes, similar to Main Coons.

Question: What is a Manchester?


Hey! It's the inside of the top that got tricked into the map yesterday.


Dad, do you want to go to school for me? Are you going or not?


I keep getting into my cat-like habits from back when I was a cat and end up shedding hair at work.


Whoever sang this was such an insane person...


Two fried rice, please. Thank you for your continued patronage.


Look! Clara is falling off the cliff again!


Please return.


Triple H


Manager Kiho is trying to start his own boxing gym by taking two people from the S.U.V. gym in Miyazaki.


In the sand, a goldenrod.

Question: Modernize this idiom.


Take off the mask.

Question: What is the name of this Kamen Rider that is unlikely to be popular?


But the knot won't come undone.


Hmph, 50 consecutive times... You're trash. I've done it 119 times.

Question: Please share your humble brag.


Thinking about things always brings this guy out to bother me.


Hello, hello!


Come on, let's get baked and eat some sushi!


We only sell products to the Godzilla standard, Akiko standard, and Shuuzou standard.

Question: Jiayu Shibasaki is starting a real estate company.


The level is different everywhere you look in the audition, it hits the spot.


The spaceship planned to appear in Pikmin 5.


During my duties, I thought it was like a break time and called you during lunchtime.

Question: Please give me one call during my daytime break to annoy me.


Well, well, what do you call this situation?


Occupation Challenge at US Military Base.

Question: What misfortunes is the next generation, Alpha Generation, of the Beta Generation causing five years from now?


Wrote the return address with my ex-husband's last name.

Question: What major problem was discovered while writing New Year's cards?


Alright then, the ceremony is over. Let's laugh!


Can't decide whether to change or not because they won't face me.


Can't G get here? Leave it to me.


I've trained this much and I'm still not getting any hits on the pick-up lines!


Well, I guess you don't get it.


I'm not sure if it was grandpa or grandma, but I really wanted to see them!


When we went on an outdoor picnic, the colleague in charge of bringing cooking utensils brought an electric stove.


Why hasn't the car moved yet? Is it because I am the driver?


I was the hot water bottle who shared warmth with you yesterday.


Can you double-check if there's an image attached?

Question: How can you tell whose pants one of the girls in class left behind in the dressing room?


Can use it or can't use it.

Question: Can you tell me the difference between a rice cooker and a steamer?


Working on weekends sucks.

Question: Desperate weekend.


Rest in peace.

Question: What is a word that Doraemon would never say?


I'll return it politely, as if the sniper is aiming at me.


Sorry, I can't help you with this.

Question: Try saying the name of sushi ingredient with a disappointed feeling, if you will.


No response. Seemed to be out.

Question: How was your weekend?


What is an unlucky year? Is it something where you're constantly saying 'unlucky unlucky'? But, I think it's kind of interesting that there are days like this from time to time.

Question: In a leap year, one word.


The penetrating ability of bullets exceeds imagination.


What's going on? An old man in a red outfit showed up in the middle of the night?


Fantasy

Question: In this season, I can't wait to drink sake.


It's time for work, and Angry Birds are waiting.


Stop talking, I know who took my glasses.


Left hook, straight punch, uppercut.


The prince said, "We have no idea about finding the owner of the glass slipper."


lonely


Mr. Yoshida, who drank four rounds of alcohol last night.


Well, just a little bit wouldn't hurt, would it?


STAP cells do not exist... phew!


Bringing lunch for my lazy roommate who's still sleeping.


Excuse me, sir, am I really sick with the flu?


The following text is in the same language.

Question: What is the number one inappropriate word to say in an adult greeting?


I can't stop the blood from flowing.


Go for it!


I came out of the bath and all my clothes were washed away, not a single one left.


The lions have gone extinct.


My neighbor said I can't handle mushrooms, but I believe in the ingredients.


That plug doesn't seem to be able to be pulled at will just now.


I forgot to turn off the kotatsu.


The cashier said she needs to scan me for payment.


I'm not Shin!

Question: Conan dropped an explosive statement.


I'm the dog you saved yesterday, coming back for your rescue again today


Are you going to enter the mysterious dungeon? Uh, no.


Would you like to sit on the tatami mat?


I bought a new piece of clothing!


Sphinx, do as I do over here!


In the final round of the sushi-eating contest, I'm just a few mouthfuls away from winning! But then my opponent's dad starts chomping in front of me and I almost choke on it all.


I accidentally took Mordekais's Q skill in the lane.


Master, the meal is ready


The Law of Discrepancy in Vomiting Amounts: Even though I drank too much, the amount vomited is not three times the amount I drank. This is a phenomenon that makes me think.

Question: Physics-y-sounding law name.


Contact lenses


I am going to human dog training.


Keep Segal stuck to the skylight.

Question: What should I do when I am being tailgated?


The Tamiflu I prescribed for you should be starting to work now. You should be able to fly freely in the sky right now.

Question: A lyric that might be in a love song written by a doctor.


Lupin! Where are you?!


I wish I hadn't gotten that tattoo from my ex.


Wait! I'm Nobita!


Do you understand?


Kyushu Power, Tendou Genichiro presents a 3-hour intimate conversation show.

Question: Think of a program that can get a 550% viewership on New Year's Eve.


I'm proficient in close combat.

Question: Headache-inducing common sniper mistake.


Leisure time.

Question: What convenience store items are surprisingly absent?


I reached for the thunderbolt on top of the table and my grandson said, I'm not ready to recognize you as grandpa yet!


We know that mathematical truths are precise and useful knowledge, not just collections of idle speculations or useless daydreams. He is indeed a mathematician.


Mr.! We warriors as one! We abide by sportsmanship and will not engage in any underhanded tactics!

Question: Athlete, please take the oath.


Follow the carp in front of you.


My phone fell into the gap between my bed.


My wife was behind me.

Question: Did Koga accidentally hang up the phone?


Overcrowded, hard to handle.

Question: Please evoke sympathy with four words.


Overdoing it with the seafood donburi.


Hey guys! Next week, this guy, Doraemon, is going to take over the show! Get excited! See you next week!


Huff and puff.

Question: A person moving like a horse on a carriage made the horse think.


An unfamiliar app appeared on the phone


White rice is out...


Sorry...I noticed it from the first episode...


Sir, do you think this bangs hairstyle suits you?


Try my best not to laugh at the funeral.


Harry Potter and hip pain.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Wave goodbye.

Question: Can you rephrase that in a cool way, like the ocean is calm?


I'm going to hitchhike around the world starting from today.

Question: I don't like this Yuji Koga.


Excuse me, we've been stuck for an hour already.


Off-duty cop.


Engagement Ring

Question: Did octopus balls not have any tempura, but they had imitation crab in them?


Did you cut your hair?

Question: Hey, cut it out! What did you just say to me?


Is there another week?


There are three methods: 1) Transfer funds to the president, 2) Transfer under the强化部部长, 3) Become the chairman.

Question: Can you teach me how to get high scores at karaoke?


Comedy gets stars.

Question: The funny part is here, where I'm being silly.


Bedtime!


Every time my boyfriend's jokes hurt.


Watch your words, for you are in the presence of Laputa's king.

Question: Don't congratulate yourself!


I miss you.


Speak up. If you don't, it's 'So' next.


A life can be saved for 3 cents of vinyl bag fee!


Oh no, I said so many mean things to Dangzhen when we broke up, and now that Fangyi and them have reunited, it's super awkward for me.


Coffee comes in cold, hot, and room temperature. Which one would you like?


Need to go pick up the kids from the hot springs bathhouse.

Question: It's okay, it was just a kid thing. There's only so much that can be forgiven.


Penalty area defense.


Forgot to bring toilet paper, saw a small white rabbit ahead


Coach activates the switch every time there's a mistake


My foot is out.

Question: Budget constraints are common at old house restaurants that offer affordable prices.


Congratulations... I'm the last hidden Mickey... The last one...


From the perspective of milk.


From back to front.

Question: How do I get to Manako Lake?


The medication's effect wore off and Zans' protruding teeth went back in...


It said 'Big success, surprise attack' in small letters.


Eh, what did you say? I couldn't understand a word!

Question: I don't want to remember it, but the jingle is stuck in my head.


I am a lazy person at home.


This person has exhibitionism.


I can't wait for five minutes.

Question: Can you tell me some random funny things?


You try to be funny when you're not even funny.

Question: In English, the sentence would be: Sometimes when I wake up and open my eyes first thing in the morning, I smile but don't press on the star.


Hey, what the hell is this? The old lady at the flower shop said these flowers will grow a few centimeters every year! I just bought them an hour ago!


All ingredients are from Earth.


Rising up from the bottom of the stage in a fearless stance and appearing on the stage.

Question: The manners of listening to a 1000-piece orchestra concert are bad.


People who look at their phones while walking often get stuck in automatic doors.

Question: Create a new modern Japanese idiom.


Oh, they started selling matcha parfait.


Excuse me, sir. Over there, may I have your attention?


What Nitori store is this?


Kids make me laugh.

Question: Dora the Explorer fell down!


Your tactic for avoiding pickpocketing, number one.


My X-ray is different for some reason.


Year-round, no days off.

Question: I don't like this school.


Forever 0

Question: Please make it 1000 times more interesting.


In the process of going from natural look to full makeup, there was a moment like this.


I used it as a cushion, but it actually held up pretty well.


Come on, you gotta return the saddle!


I saw a couple walking to school.


Yogi Bear is dirty.


Looks like grandma's head on a plate, with glasses and a pretend pudding.


Living quietly.

Question: What is happiness for young people these days?


I'm proud to have been told I resemble Gackt.


Just from this, I can already tell what kind of story this is.


One out of the applicants for part-time job at cat cafe didn't pass the document screening.


Cold-hearted couple's day off

Question: Can you tell me about an oversold market like a quiet Sunday?


I messed up my owner's favorite shirt.


Yes, here it comes - J-Alert!


My pores are open.


So! Step forward!


Sevent years later, and not a single person knows I'm out here.


Hey, I'm a healthy grown-up boy!


Shopping with my wife.


A cup of ramen.

Question: Say something like coming and going once a month (daily).


The laundry shop owner was desperately blocking these customers from entering the store.


Three years and two months of harsh solitary travel on top of a rock.

Question: Create a new modern Japanese idiom.


The guy who always likes my posts within seconds even if I post at midnight.


In an escape, there are often many unnecessary movements.

Question: Please tell me the common things in horror movies.


Wow, this fish has a lot of eyes, doesn't it?


The TT Brothers' Top 100 of the World

Question: What's the title of a book that's too obsessive and can't sell?


Move out of the way, my wife is about to give birth!


The banned topic should not be brought up again.

Question: I need improvement in the area of being less forgetful.


Coffee time for relaxation with Nescafe Gold Blend.


Can clip but only use marker pen to erase excess parts.


My first athletic experience.


Mixing a speed dating event with a staring contest.


Sakuo Endo says, I'm pretending to be sick with this body condition, but I'm actually going on a date in secret (whispering).


Exactly like me!


Le Mans 24-hour endurance race.


Please inform me at 10:30 or 2:30.

Question: Please teach me the wrong way to use a boomerang.


Roast yam and eat it.

Question: What are your plans for today?


OMG, seriously! Grass is growing, it actually grew!!


Give my toy back to me!


The class teacher.


What's up with the injection? Is it 'Chu'?


Pheromone spray ♥


I don't have a helmet to wear.


Yukiko Arai's 'Finally' is more intense than my heel drop!


See, it says in the book that bears don't eat dead people, so when I pretend to be dead, you can't bite me.


Doesn't the violin part exist? Yeah. Why was I called then? Hold onto the sheet music. Why...? Hold on.


The previous owner shows up.

Question: Budget constraints are common at old house restaurants that offer affordable prices.


My husband, who had been on a two-year business trip, came home today.


Doe is taking a big drink of water, meowing loudly and happily.


If I wrote down 'even a cute puppy' on my wish for the Qixi Festival, it came true.


Sister unleashed the power of darkness that was sealed!


Thanks for always writing, Radio Name 'Agent of Destruction'!

Question: Can you write a bright story using the word 'destroyer of hope'?


A new colleague just walked up, but I just came out of the toilet without washing my hands.


All teammates were killed in one move and immediately turned into a tree.


Pay attention if your skin turns red.


The reason why Sueo and Moroha were bad.


Middle Schooler

Question: I think illness is in the body.


Lions (roar, roar, I can't stop now - this is too much fun)


Me with headphones on.


Stand name time and time.


Hey everyone, it's me! This country is communist! My workplace went bankrupt today. Well then!


The wasabi on the sushi seems to be spicy.


Zombie.

Question: In zombie movies, the one who always gets killed.


The First Unrestricted Street Fighting Championship.


The woman says, 'It's impolite to ask a woman her age,' but she still wants to be celebrated on her birthday every year.

Question: Please say something contradictory.


Blurry yellow.

Question: A red fox and a green rabbit.


Oh, excuse me! I'd like some pasta, please!


Getting kicked out of the room by my child.

Question: What happens when a child's room uncle and child's room aunt start dating?


A water droplet about to fall from the水管.


Meet again in hell.


UFO tried to suck them up, but there was one they just couldn't seem to get.


I can't choose.


The owl I just swallowed is driving me crazy with its noise.


In the elevator with two people, her hand was always on the emergency call button.


Ah! Mosquito.


Sorry, I'm having a major fail today.


What did you take out of my wallet?


In the end, pinch hitter.

Question: I thought it was Mr. poopman, but it turned out to be Mr. punchman. What was Mr. punchman's reaction?


Soon the woman will turn into a butterfly.


The door to the interview room was gold, so would it be appropriate to consider it as 'confirmed'?

Question: The probability of you being able to join our company is 1 in 8192. Do you have any questions at the end?


Most likely, they're saying that they moved in next door.


Even if we all turn into octopuses, don't forget about me!


Someone poked me.


I got it... It was the culprit.


Filling in the middle.


Thirty years later, takeout service had progressed greatly.


My opponent doesn't know that I ate the ball on the previous shot.


Master of catching dragonflies.


Hmm, my clothes are taking forever to dry.


Um, did Blue get into a car accident and now we need to negotiate a settlement?


The three-part boss battle.

Question: Getting frustrated in games.


Let's stick with it a bit longer. We still have some room to spare.


I pulled the tablecloth hard and saw the president doing something bad to his female secretary under it.


Um, is this the stuff used for non-destructive testing?


My name is...

Question: Please make the story more profound by changing it slightly.


My 3rd-grade son made me a superhero costume set, but the altar I had in the corner of the room was dismantled.


It has been proven that ducks will melt when the temperature is too high.


That girl must have stolen my hat.


You should raise goats.

Question: Can you tell me a proverb that might be said in the Middle Eastern region?


From the start, staff generated footage.

Question: I don't like this Kōhaku Uta Gassen.


You cannot return the sushi plate at a旋转寿司 restaurant.

Question: The shocking fact I found out later.


Car and lotus.

Question: Think of a catchy slogan that is clean, upright, and beautiful.


Well, yesterday I was out and about, and guess who I ran into? Yeah, that's right, Abe! And he shook my hand!

Question: What were you saying about this guy being wrong?


I was a special的存在 because I was one of the first kids to get a Super Nintendo when I was young.

Question: Why do countries with nuclear weapons oppose nuclear weapons?


Table Cleaning Master in the Restaurant


I haven't studied at all.

Question: Please say something that won't motivate me.


Pretending to go to work every morning for 20 years.


After the circuit breaker tripped, everyone was wondering who would turn it back on.


Is this the wrench you were talking about? "Yes, with it I can get anything fixed."


The light is dim at the base of the lighthouse.


I know you're sad, but don't just sit down suddenly.


The real-life version of Snoopy.


The little squirrel is practicing gratitude.


Please charge me when there's a change.


When I see people falling down, it reminds me of the Dragon Ball generation that always tries to fuse first.


The magic of Cinderella's carriage was lifted after 12 o'clock.


He got absent all night long at Hesuma's.

Question: Who's listening? What's the title of that radio program?


I didn't understand the content of the topic and I also misspelled it.

Question: Oh no, this is bad. I messed up completely.


No matter how many times I try, all I can come up with is a curry recipe.


Happy birthday, little one!


Bob couldn't control his desire and he got taken care of by both grandmas and grandpas. A mixed-race child was born. I'll leave the rest to you.

Question: Long ago, in a place far away, there lived an old man, an old woman, and a boy named Bob.


Hey everyone, Honda.


The enemy in the horror game is on attack mode, so I'm hiding, but there's too much footstep noise.


Hobby trap.


Breaking news: Positive COVID-19 case confirmed in a male teenager in Maralatown.


Potty break or bathroom break.

Question: What came back to life 15 minutes ago?


KFC new product.


I accidentally sent I love you to my father instead of my boyfriend.


I really want to exceed 100 stars.

Question: If you have no future dreams, set today's goal.


When I went to the laundry shop to collect my underwear and shorts, I found that they were still being air-dried.


So they asked me to grab a drink, and I obliged. But I got so drunk, I passed out!


My wife's powerful fart steals my vision.


I don't have any goals for today either.

Question: If you have no future dreams, set today's goal.


I can't even comprehend the word person due to the tension.


The teacher's chalk was all intercepted.


Eating alone and for some reason, someone is staring at me from beside me, I can't stop smiling (laughing).


Changing the light bulb in one go really shows manliness.


The most populous city is Yokohama, which has more people than Kanagawa Prefecture.

Question: Tell me an average lie, please.


I acted like a cat when I heard the word 'animal hospital'.


Results announcement - done!


I said I might break my back with all this hard work, but I never thought it would actually happen.


Yesterday I noticed a cactus had fallen over in the courtyard, so I planted it properly again. This morning there were lots of cacti in front of the entrance.


In front of me in line at the toilet was my ex-girlfriend.


No old man in this nursing home wants to be your punching bag.


An elf from an RPG seems different.


Dreams of the Ocean.


My old man says that every time, your hairstyle is changing.

Question: Is it really Krillin?


You're already losing it.

Question: When people, who have dementia, attend their coming-of-age ceremony.


I fell from the second floor but didn't get hurt, and instead I felt a little soft.


Roll the dice again if you see an ad.

Question: It's a common thing to blank out during rock-paper-scissors.


I was given a warning by the traffic police.


Today, you're cosplaying as Nine-Tails.


I said I was a god, but if I can't even prevent petrification, that's not really worth talking about.


This is hot pot. One of you come out and let me in.


Doraemon worked hard with the time machine.


After the scalp was revived.


The student who forgot their homework is floating in the hallway.


Starbucks pricing model.

Question: What would you want to do first if you acquired a钝化剂?


That's my seat, right?


Remove the hooks on the bra.

Question: It's okay, it was just a kid thing. There's only so much that can be forgiven.


What happened?


Can you dye my hair white, please?


Even 100 people couldn't fit, huh?


No matter what kind of pitch is thrown, the umpire calls it a strike.


I will refrain from answering.

Question: Sorry, I don't know what that means in English.


The teacher said, "Since it's March 3rd today,..." and pointed at students numbered 3, 13, 23, and 33.


It's funny, you also got such a big sting on your face.


You don't have any personality, do you? was the thoughtless remark jabbed at me.


News solicitation has gotten serious.


Please make miso soup for me. And also, I'd like some beef bowl (tonkatsu).

Question: Wait, you mean the opposite!


One million dollars in losses annually due to ordering mistakes.


Now, I have a chance to pull off the Thousand Years of Death in front of everyone


Mission Impossible


It's no good, if I bring you home my mom will be mad.


I remembered what happened when I was born.

Question: Please teach me an excuse to use when I mess up.


Go for the caramel first! Next up is the Fucheng gum!


I wanted to sit pretending to be a chair.


The ball doesn't come just to me.


Really, is Breadman better than me? I wanna hear that again.


Damn it, I got caught with the abandoned poop being mine too...


A bus in 100 years.


Suddenly found that the region belongs to Russia.


You're not supposed to put diesel in a kei car.

Question: Why do you put sesame oil in soba noodles?


High Bridge says Mermaid.

Question: Can you say something like a mermaid with lots of charm?


Accidentally shot the bow and arrow together.


Boy, set your sights high.

Question: Can you give me a hug?


Swing a Rottweiler with my right hand and a Doberman with my left.


Green is pretending to do something to cover up the bulge in the middle.


The moment Christmas was over.

Question: Gosh, I can't resist it!


Connect '6' in a straight line.

Question: Can you teach me how to measure one meter?


What volume of Kochi Kame is it now?

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


Ralph Suzuki desperately picks up the guest's joke.


I'm nervous and my face is turning pale because it's my first stage.


Medium heat.


Yes, hit the brake once before starting up the hill!


Just six words.

Question: Make me think it's not free with just 7 words.


Show each other the insects we caught.


I was seated at a table without any acquaintances for the wedding.


What is it like to have large breasts?


I took it off today.


Field hockey and football


Hate it? Hate my youth, do you?


Let the warriors advance and divide in front.


Did you drop this iron axe?


Fingertip cuts and band-aids.

Question: I can't help thinking that this must be the same dish I practiced the day before in cooking实习.


Glass won't stop me.


Cut the fish here.


Tooth extraction, ouch!


Buy some small tea.

Question: I can't help but think I'm getting old.


Markets crash.

Question: Can't help but cheer for these racehorses, names in katakana with no more than 9 characters.


Man, this is bad! I'm coming in hot!


I really wanted the Arctic to be like this.

Question: If the polar bear vending machine said mean things, it would be unpleasant.


Meeting someone who looks very much like myself and the face I saw when I looked at them a second time.


I don't know why, but I got hooked on the Snake Fist after reading Dragon Ball.


Excuse me, excuse me and turn it into onigiri.

Question: What should I do if I accidentally dropped my friend's lunch on the floor?


Title: The Unknown Child


Hey! Buddy, wanna ride?


Dad's energy orb got swept up by the people of Earth.


Distracted by my phone, I was snatched away by the teacher.


Hey, do you have a crush on anyone?


Diamond Sky High.

Question: Please add one letter to that character's name and make it funny.


Doctor, my tooth doesn't hurt suddenly.


It seems like I've pumped enough air; let me release some!


The father was arrested at an inconvenient time.


This is more than just a down payment...


Complete Greek Mythology vs Harmonized Greek Mythology


The suspect has been caught.


Table manners.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


I love grandpa!


The movement when you fall is exaggerated.

Question: Old comic book stuff.


Pigeons are great, they get bread crumbs from humans.


I can't concentrate on apologizing because I'm so preoccupied with the 1 million yen lying in front of me.


Transferred to a different world while at the cash register


Now we're in Oklahoma Territory.


One sentence chased away the insurance salesman.


Name is aaaa.

Question: Please tell me the common experiences of the person sitting at the front of the hallway side in the classroom.


And everyone was gone.

Question: Please add one character to the title and make it sound boring.


Just now, you felt something towards the south, right? That was me. You thought I was from the north, didn't you? Are you listening?


The name of this book is "Why Does My Girlfriend Get Angry?"


The conversation with the instructor is one-way.

Question: Auto school bullying is common.


In the nostalgic days when there was no word for sexual harassment.


It makes me hungry, doesn't it?

Question: What were you saying about this guy being wrong?


Always make sure to look left and right when crossing the street.


To be continued.


Indomitable spirit.


Grandma came to visit.


No restoration expected until the scheduled time, even if the power outage has been resolved.


Type that doesn't reach the bottom of the pedal due to the length of their legs.


Pretending to be a victim too.


Let's stretch the thread for origami, okay?


Everyone is dancing, all kinds of things.


You were Saori's groupie, huh!


Unpaid items at the register? Where's the proof?


Role-playing game costumes are still cool, I realized it after being reincarnated in another world.


You're telling me something indirectly because it smells bad.


Yamagata out!


The Mongolian Navy conducts daily training.


The origin of humanity.


Wind speed of 100 meters per hour.


The backpack only has snacks inside.


The moving tomb of the tanuki next door.

Question: The title of Hayao Miyazaki's next film.


Just stretch out your hand and give me a thumbs up!


Please wait! No matter what, I wanted to tell you earlier... you failed the interview.


Sushiperro (a play on the words sushi and perro, which means dog in Spanish)

Question: Can you make the company name more interesting by adding one letter?


Would you like me to warm up your bento?


Which one do you want me to pet?


The yellow paint is peeling off and it's missing an ear.

Question: This Doraemon will never return to the future.


Endearing character.

Question: Doraemon doesn't have that character.


Right after falling, the seeds for a sequel were sown.

Question: Boss move.


Doraemon doesn't fall over.


You stick your thumb, index finger, and middle finger into the hole.


Subway.


I can't answer this question right now because I'm at work.

Question: Please tell me a lie in two seconds.


My nose itches.


Hold on, cut. Can you put more emotion into your line as Heidi? Also, Peter needs to take off Salonpas right now.


Wet cloth...

Question: Can't the kids sleep? Is there any solution?


What am I going to do, I'm going to get in trouble with Erica.


The texture loading failed.


The population is 530,000.


When food becomes scarce, some cats may settle disputes through dance-offs.


I know, you come by every night to put on your nose spray.


Next up is the Hiyamugi Stage, where you can unlock more seasonings to use.

Question: What happens if you eat soba every day for 365 days?


If I leave this fur by my pillow at night, Dad will surely be surprised when he wakes up.


The husband on payday.


At NHK, we came by to collect the subscription fees!


Um, it's Friday the 12th... Did I get that wrong?


A discarded husband is crying and chasing after me again.


Why are you following me all the way until then?


An uneasy spirit comes to the place of a worried person.


No Wi-Fi.


Wow, I had no idea what would happen if you didn't use the reset button on that 5 billion year-old device. You're pretty brave to think of something like that and actually do it.


Where's the wound, platelet?


Through Wuhan.

Question: I feel uneasy just with Chinese characters.


Looking at pictures of my family left on Earth.

Question: Don't do things while wearing a spacesuit.


How will you guys survive?


Can you kick it a little lighter?


Baby boom.


Wait a moment! You can't win at rock paper scissors, let me do it instead!


Stand up! Bows! Watch out for falling rocks!


The birth of life.


Ear wax pick


Their face looks like a mandarin orange though, right?


Just as I was about to leave after sending my girlfriend home, I heard her say "Eh".


Once eyes meet, they never meet again.

Question: I feel uncomfortable living up to my appearance.


Mask on.

Question: I think illness is in the body.


The happiness water was taken out of the fridge five minutes ago.


If a ballistic missile is launched from North Korea, according to information from reliable sources, it seems to be packaged like a human being.


The freshwater fish has had enough.


Excuse me, where's the locker room? 'Over there!'


Cut the cake before it's 12 o'clock


The first wave.

Question: I don't want to say anymore.


Prometheus, who descended to earth on his first day.


A triumphant achievement of reducing the crime rate to zero on this day.


She was caught cheating.


What did you say just now?


Yay! I got two plates at the Yamazaki Spring Bread Festival~!


We started to fix the rolled-up pants and united as one player to hide it.


Missing the timing for taking a bath.

Question: There are still some people awake over here.


Hmm, I bought the same item at that store earlier, but that person has some kind of special privilege I've never seen before!


Woken up by Mom before I was fully awake to have breakfast.


Hey, how about it? I'll give you some Chateau later, okay?


The fried chicken downstairs has been increased by 800% without any price increase.


My daughter learned to walk.


While watching a little league baseball game, a ball hit me right in the groin, so I took a fancy step to show off my training there.


I accidentally bought caramel chocolate balls instead of the ones I wanted.

Question: When the treasure chest was a mimic, it was just as annoying.


I forgot my parachute, so I had to flap back.


Kuma, run away, miss!


Zero percent, zero chance, zero possibility.

Question: Please associate that game with three words.


Oh, happy little water pump! Where do you go?


Hello, is this Ele.me? Could you please change my quad-sized meal into a triple-sized one?


Owner won't let go even though he fell into a pit.


A sponge that can be thrown away just because it's a little dirty in the kitchen.


A masochistic transfer student.

Question: I wish this transfer student wouldn't come.


No, it's Mitsuru.

Question: You've finished 'Mitsuo'.


What's up with that? repertoire.


Ten days after the deadly game.


Even if we grill the sun, we won't grill the house.


As a result of going to his regular day spa, Masaki Shigeru improved.


Now please look to your right, and here is where Medusa's... is displayed.


Fan letter (particle)

Question: Have fun by adding or changing one letter to the name of a pet bottle beverage.


My summer vacation and my summer journal.


I'm so hungry, I think I might cry soon.


Practice of refusing to play with children from public schools.


Pay service fee to the girl.


The mirror captured the decisive moment of the execution.


This is the uncanny valley.


You are 1,000,000%.

Question: Please multiply by 1000 and let it end.


Talkative.


Hitchhiking.

Question: Common things with a gorilla clone made by A in 15 hours.


I make sure it's not a scam before sending any money.


Did either of you win?


It's about a 15-minute drive from here.

Question: Where is the second parking lot?


Humans torment humans, they should help each other.


Lost it, man! I'm serious, things have really gone off the rails!

Question: I bet this guy likes chess, why do you think so?


Oh, samurai boy! Samurai boy!

Question: Radical new edge.


Hey! You cat, just sleep for ten minutes.


Okay, sorry about that. You can pick your favorite candy from there.


Discovered that the meeting materials were already completed after waking up in the morning.


I woke up and found myself turned into an apartment building.


No way, nope, not happening.


Are you going to rub it? You're going to rub it, right? And then you're going to suck and squeeze it? Well, if you're going to do it, do it quickly! Stop being lazy and do it fast!


Wow, I got zero points!

Question: Please make it 1000 times more interesting.


What did you learn Nadal's moves from?


Don't bet? Don't bet at all?


At the end of cost reduction.


Hey, doesn't it look similar?


I never thought I'd still be doing this at 30!


Out of Gas


Mom can't transform either.


Check-up day.

Question: Please say something like Labor Day.


Age-acne causing body soap.

Question: I don't want to buy it even at a 95% discount.


After watching "Kiki's Delivery Service," I practice secretly every day.


No, this is for Mom!


Money I set aside isn't earning interest.

Question: Twenty years after leaving prison, I was shocked to come out.


Tanaka, who is famously stupid, tried to physically solve the equation for X.


The weakest man in the land.


And it was a disaster.


What the hell are you talking about?!


After treating my juniors in accounting, the five minutes afterwards.

Question: The moment I felt like the world was revolving around me.


I want to eat Famichiki!

Question: I called out once.


That contact lens is really nice, I complimented, but after that, no matter what I said, they wouldn't talk to me anymore.


Muscle-bound.

Question: Have fun by adding or changing one letter to the name of a pet bottle beverage.


Hello from within the wall.


Istanbul (Turkey)

Question: Could you please try not to sound like you're trying too hard to be famous as a tourist?


Wait, let me in with the group! Don't be mean to me (tears).


Today I'm crushing apples! Right, easy? And there you go! Next week I'll crush eggplants. See you next week!


After buying new clothes and cosmetics, I'm waiting for the wind from northwest to blow.


Crisp and fresh.

Question: Try saying the name of sushi ingredient with a disappointed feeling, if you will.


Just ask to know the first thing.

Question: What is the opposite of 'hearing 1 and knowing 10'?


I'm really hungry and I want to eat something like instant noodles.

Question: Common things in the morning.


The rice ball rolled on the ground and fell into the hole.

Question: Can you say 'Such a thing happens?'


Soon, you'll be released after splitting into two more bodies~


Haha, that's funny.

Question: Please praise me, but don't think I'm stupid.


Tell the chef that this foie gras is the best here.

Question: Something I want to say once in my life.


Make sure the house doesn't flood.

Question: I don't like this surprise.


Two seconds.


The matchmaker said you two are very suitable.


Just transitioned from goalkeeper, still can't shake off professional habits.


Water is 30 centimeters deep.


You're slipping, YKK.

Question: Watch it, man. You're flashing your underwear.


My son drew graffiti on my glasses that said tax hike while I was sleeping.


I don't know cash.

Question: What rich people often do.


Oh no, the boat sank.


Homeless middle-aged man.


The mouse is scary!


How many stars is that comment!

Question: The usual jokes at the citizen's memorial meeting.


Tozzanuss saw Lupin's disguise.


The toys in McDonald's Happy Set make the store employee expression collection crazy.


Not a kiss, but a little kiss.


Can you please not slam on the brakes anymore?


Another commercial, huh...


The type that expresses gratitude to food before eating.


Satoshi, 'Oh no! The hypnosis is broken?!'


That was helpful!

Question: I don't like middle school students like this.


I thought I'd break up the bills at the money changer, but there was a misprint and all of it came out in coins.

Question: I don't want to go to the arcade again.


Hello, we've come specifically to take you to heaven.