Take care of yourself.

Question: When your body was submitted for appraisal by the鉴定団, what did the appraisers say?


Um... who was that?


A customer who eats a lot of persimmons.

Question: I don't like customers like this.


That's why I told you! You can't look back down that alleyway!!


Golgo 13


I couldn't wait to eat my burger, so I put it in the microwave with me.


Three of the same monsters coming, Ryoma!


Rice bran, brown rice, evening primrose seeds. Health drink.


Apple juice is the main course. Potato salad is the snack.

Question: What is the definitive difference between apple juice and potato salad?


The way you open your mouth when talking stays the same all the time.

Question: Examples of things in anime that are naturally there and accepted without any discomfort: opening sequences (op).


Let go of the idea of going home and getting married after achieving success.


Can you tell the difference between mana and kanji?

Question: What is the effect of magic that doesn't come in handy, learned at a magic school?


I opened my wallet.


Just moving around is interesting, even if it's just lined up.


The god who governs hula hoops.


Step up and down the air platform.


The result of Judas betraying his fate to Judas.


Boss of all bosses.


Go for it with your small size ♥.


Roaring like a Trumpet


I totally spaced out.

Question: Everyone has thought about it once.


We are under attack by the Pekopon Planet!


The doctor was being so pushy, telling me to unbutton my shirt and roll up my pants. I did it this way instead!


Café Latte? I haven't had one.


Hey, Isono! They're telling this guy to get plastic surgery so he can become ugly on purpose. I want to get revenge, so help me come up with a plan!


When I discovered children's pants in my husband's dresser drawer.


Can you use something like that?


Wasting horsepower in a fire situation.


No Crocs allowed.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about the bird nobility.


The robot vacuum cleaner knocked over the vase stand and then ran away by itself after opening the door.


Curry rice, huh?

Question: And some Ifdo person is surprised about something. What are they surprised about?


Heart and ulterior motives.


Sorry, I can't help you with that.


An OL making burned crepes after being laid off.


The pattern on the back of the new species of spider is now like a human face.


When playing dead, there's always one who reacts slowly.


My hair is so long! What kind of hairstyle do I want today?


Eating white rice with miso soup is such a treat!

Question: What is happiness for young people these days?


Blade of Exsanguination

Question: Please don't ruin it by adding one word.


The design is user-friendly for the toilet.


Rushing forward at an amazing speed.


I feel like I'm in the mood for curry more than beef stew or oyakodon.

Question: How am I feeling now?


Chanel.


Tidy yourself up.

Question: Destroy the popular TV show by adding three letters.


An old man who wandered around the store after accounting was done, and repeated coming to the register with just one item two or three times.

Question: Late-night convenience store stuff.


Praying flowers to you, my beloved.


Feeling shaky all over~ (feeling the trembles throughout your body)


Oh no! We're gonna get dirt all over if we keep fighting!


I was wondering where to enter the subway train.

Question: Please tell me the reason why you can't sleep.


Before that, there's a commercial.

Question: Slow-motion revival of memories.


Job queue.

Question: Putting a cool spin on job interview questions.


I ate sea lettuce yesterday.


To cool down Jack, we're bearing the heat.

Question: If the polar bear vending machine said mean things, it would be unpleasant.


Answering the quiz, Woody.


It's a bright and cheerful workplace.


Shorten by 3 seconds to 3 minutes for instant ramen.

Question: A 1 yen lottery ticket has the potential to yield a winning scratch-off.


Sir, please turn right there.


That's our customer over there.


Tea Tra has a tough job market.


Ugh, I feel lousy and I'm sneezing too, is it because of the tax?


Yes, I have broken the toilet seat before, but I can clean it properly. Yes, next question...


My teammates have already started fighting the boss, but I'm still lacking a few experience points to level up.


The character creation in this game is designed in great detail.


Over there, I'm floating in the air with my hand being raised by a girl.


Breath deeply.

Question: What did I get from the gachapon machine for 1,000 yen?


Sorry, I'm late. Your drink is a bit hot.


What's your name?

Question: Please make it sound less cool in English.


Wearing sleeveless clothes.

Question: Character archetypes that use bows and arrows.


Overly cautious.


I want to hear a corny joke.


That's a huge amount. What's the end price?


This always happens when I pay the bill!


I went to that barber shop.


Let me tell you one thing. My ass is on fire.


You dropped an ordinary axe on me Do you want to drop a hand or a foot?


After CM, tragedy struck the keyboard of my computer!


Chrysanthemum tea


When I coughed and thought I might have leaked, I rushed to the bathroom, dropped my pants, and was relieved to find that I hadn't when I went to pee.

Question: People with loose bowels can relate.


Haku says, 'Eat this before I disappear.' Chihiro responds, 'I absolutely hate it!'

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


Replace tapioca with punishment!


Passenger Edogawa Conan has boarded the plane. Wishing you all a pleasant journey.


I can't do forward bends because my body is too rigid.


Mustard is more than rice.


Why are you using a straw?!


How much better it would have been if it was just a dream.

Question: What Mickey is looking for.


In this world.

Question: I don't like this surprise.


This guy's Champagne. Drink it and see... you'll fly.


Can you sell watermelons to a sick person?


Go ahead and steal my first kiss.


Kitty is actually not a cat.


I think there's something/someone.


Are you falling for the woman on the side or the reputation from society?

Question: If the toilet in the multipurpose restroom at the station had a water goddess, what would happen?


That's dangerous! That guy is holding a bomb!


Ah, thinking about what's ahead, I'm getting all worked up.


I stood up with an eerie feeling.


A cat that imitates the person who is getting things done for traffic management with enthusiasm.


I'm called by my nickname.

Question: What do you usually get called?


Every day, we get soaked in the rain in front of the store and eventually hate it. One morning, I got into an argument with the shop owner and ran away to Dotonbori.


Whoever's permission do I need to cut it?


I've been playing the trumpet for three months...


I think I drank too much.


When I was young, I really wrote an essay that was published in a newspaper! Don't worry, I'll find it for you!


Why am I, the junior, taking care of the animals while you, my senior, are inside the costume?


Please listen to "You have the right to remain silent."


Schedule GW (George Washington's birthday) plans.

Question: Please teach me the most useless way to spend time in this world before it's too late.


The string has broken.


Undoubtedly, some of you ignored the instructions to stay home and went to a resort in Hawaii.


In a marriage, if both partners are good, it leads to the birth of children with a strong sense of atmosphere.

Question: What are some common things between宇宙人 and 地球人?


Um, pizza goes with Sprite, right?


Collection of photographs, but Tanaka isn't here today.


Puma (the brand)


Cat's Disguise Technique!


Please come to the counter seat in Oh!


Magic words bring fun companions popping up.

Question: What the hell are you talking about?


Your drumming is really impressive, but thanks to you, I can't eat my lunch.


That got my ass fired up.


Ignore main quests and start side quests.


Got hit by Fujimon and now I've got this dent.


The weapon used in the crime was surprisingly soft, but it was discovered that the victim was the third-place finisher in the World Championships for being easily hit.


Ancient spam.


Relatives visiting at home insist on giving money to their children when leaving.


Yay! I've been reborn into a 2D world!


The cost of infidelity.


I've pressed C, T, R, and L, but I can't reach the "+" key.


The image of my mother scolding me vs. the image of my mother introducing me to relatives.


I get misunderstood and stabbed at will.

Question: The烦恼 of a guy who gets 730 proposals a year.


小仓的暑假太长了。

Question: What happened during the broadcast of Asahi Television that caused an influx of viewer complaints?


You know, right?


Despite all the talk, you're not promising a home run.


What part of town is it? I'm out for a walk!


Stand in the hallway, Nobi.

Question: This year's buzzword of the year.


You think I'm not aware of that?! Come on, we're five kilometers apart!


I see your roommate bending down to tie his shoelaces in front of you.


In the lottery, Group C, Tunisia.

Question: In the draft meeting, I want to make a joke.


It seems to be the day of an investor presentation and the atmosphere is not at all like just going to use the restroom.


Haha, when I realized that the number of grandchildren had doubled, it was so much fun!


A primary school teacher who scolds students for not letting them attend class and failing tests by standing them in the hallway.

Question: The most humbling moment of your lives.


Hold on! I'm about to fart!

Question: Hey, cut it out! What did you just say to me?


E.T. - My friend.


Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Elixir

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


"After taking this magic potion, your body will undergo significant changes. You must resist the feeling of being a little mermaid washed ashore."


Sorry, I just jumped out...


Um, is that girl the other person?


Ah, Nishima! I taught you how to play baseball, remember?


When you try to pull out the thorn on your finger.


If you let your guard down, the monk will throw a knife at you.


Goodbye, James...


The clubhouse doesn't seem to be open yet.

Question: Teach me some hype that rivals 'I really love alligators'.


It would be nice if Keiko were here too.


Prince of Hachioji.

Question: Add one character to the place name and make it interesting.


I barge into the room where they're getting ready for a surprise before I was supposed to be called.


Mother feigns illness for an excuse to come from heaven every time.


When you got home, your mom told you that your 6-year-old cousin played in your room for a while.


The tumor was removed.


Ugly guys must hate you!

Question: Something you shouldn't say to a woman who dislikes handsome men.


UNICEF, haven't you done it yet?


The reaction to the boo cushion is excessive.


Hey bro, can I borrow your lighter? Your lighter's really powerful!


Our common friend left for home.


This is the normal reaction.


I'm waiting for the stars to come out.

Question: Please tell me the reason why you can't sleep.


Feed me more!

Question: Can I have a word with you about Carriemate?


This is the Evangelion Unit 01.


Still, the first night is white, right?


I threw it with all my might, but it won't fall down at all.


Super Smash Bros.


Carpe diem!


Daniel goes all out running immediately at the start of the men's 3000-meter qualifying race.


Priest.


But the robber told me not to move.


Breakfast after an argument with my wife the previous night.


Rika is the host.

Question: I don't like this Kōhaku Uta Gassen.


The prices of various goods are written on the brim of the hat.


Hahaha, behold, here I am right here.


Obasan is obvious.


Slightly confused and dizzy.


When I'm heading to the toilet or bath from the living room, I watch really scary true stories.


Hey, I'm going to print this out for you!


What did you eat today? What's your favorite book? If you go out to play, where would you go?


Get me a FamilyMart.


The water park depends on just the two of us; it might not last long.


If I think 'yes,' then I will answer 'yes,' but I don't just think that, nor do I not think that, nor do I think the opposite, nor do I not think the opposite.

Question: Please think about an article that makes me believe you're serious with all your might.


Is it homework? I sent it so I think it will arrive tomorrow.

Question: That's pretty much a lie.


Is this the soccer ball he kicked all the way home from school?


I get teased about my antennae.

Question: What are some common things between宇宙人 and 地球人?


You only become an idiot when it's the third item and also a multiple of three.


Jackpot! Balls are raining down.

Question: What's the new gimmick on the soccer field?


TikTok proves authenticity.


This keychain is painful to step on, you know.


The file is being compressed.


The mask is too small!


The woman says she will only date the man who climbs out of the bottomless valley.


That's Mitsuhiko Yoshida there.


I risked my life napping in a home with the air conditioner not working and temperatures over 100 degrees Fahrenheit.

Question: Please tell me about your summer memories that no one can relate to.


There was one hard-to-find completely black drake mixed in with the ducklings that were born. They were abandoned right away.

Question: In the old tale, please have Masaharu Matsuzaki make an appearance and give it a strange feel.


Um...it's probably the flu, yeah?


I forgot my point card on the day when points were multiplied by 100.


Evolved to the extreme.


Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama - Nekko Meow!


Mother's haiku was chosen as the number one nationwide.


I have the key.


No matter where I hide it, my husband's belly button will always be found by our amazing dog.


GACKT chose room A.

Question: Please make a comment as if you had done something wrong.


I can't explain this thing to you, after all, we're just a group of clowns.


Sumo wrestling throw

Question: Common things about landmine characters in various games.


A woman who conquers the walls of life.


Seems like Takada Junji will be coming to your place next week.

Question: The way to make them say they're done and come back on Monday.


I finally mastered Bluezom Cheimi's act.


Get outta here! Yaaaah!

Question: What happened?


Um... um... 'Eh, I don't need gold dust!'


Snake.

Question: Did octopus balls not have any tempura, but they had imitation crab in them?


I don't know where they snuck in, but eat and get out quickly.


Oh, you guys laugh at my jokes?


Tonight, the hole below is okay too. Yeah!


That yokai is coming right for us!


The way aliens descended from their spaceship was too plain.


Let's meet at the decisive point! Understand?


As you get older, you can't do certain poses because your shoulders don't lift properly.


I'm starting to get sleepy.


In actuality, this is a clothing item that represents what you're thinking about. Oh come on, you're thinking of something inappropriate, huh? Well, I don't have that kind of clothes either. It's a complete lie in bright red.


I let out a fart before exiting the elevator.


Can I have some candy please? Just a moment...


I guess I don't have much choice but to sign and surrender.

Question: When the bank robber found himself holed up inside with Steven Seagal among the customers.


Is mom being affected by Biohazard and now she's threatening me constantly?


Look, there. Your father-in-law is walking around naked.


Transformers Decepticon new character.


Sorry, I can't help you with that.


I thought it was a register, but they make you use the touch panel.

Question: Please file a complaint with Seven-Eleven.


Let's go! Cerberus!孙悟空! Phoenix!

Question: Peach Tanuki, a middle schooler with chuunibyou.


Oh, the tutor... It's Mr. Try.


About three minutes before I start to sneeze.

Question: Please write a trivial haiku.


I'll buy multiple copies of Golgo 13 books at BookOff.

Question: This person's occupation is a tailor. Why do you think so?


Observed an unusual pole dance performance.


Radiant skin.


There is no sugar and milk in the tea room.

Question: Why did I realize that the new company I just started working for is a black company?


Hello, Kashima (in a cheerful tone)

Question: Two trees make a grove, three trees make a wood, and 100 trees make a forest?


The kids who came to sketch were still, but one brat said, There's not enough activity in the model, and later he thought about eating.


Follow the car in front of you!

Question: What are the characteristics of people who don't want to ride in the passenger seat for two?


Suddenly called out while eating on the sofa.


There's no such thing as absolute anything. Period.

Question: Please say something contradictory.


I keep mashing Ctrl+V while waiting for the final payment to scold the client


Only the magic trick that produces flowers succeeded.


Hollywood version of Hello Kitty.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.


When I reached the South Pole.

Question: The moment I felt like the world was revolving around me.


Mom, I'm worried if you're coming or not.


Daddy, I'm blinking!


#UniversityUndergroundDeals

Question: What Mickey is looking for.


My hand is hurt, could you please help me put on a bandage while playing games?


There's a giant over there...


I bit into the azuki bean bar.


Next, it's just Doraemon left.


Marine biologists have discovered a new species of sea turtle around Fukushima.


I trained under a master for 40 years, but was only allowed to clean the room so I only have strange techniques.


"Oh, your Apple device needs charging again?"


Techie!


Doppelgangers are multiplying in large numbers!!!


No no.

Question: Holding an adorable child, there's always a certain something.


An Ultraman-like mushroom grew.


Sisters Ye


Here, turtle.

Question: Please simplify it a lot.


I brag about never getting less than 100 points on tests, I'm the 'perfect score gorilla'.


I thought I was going to be a pet, but turns out I'm being fed to a snake.


Pro feels the touch, including their hand.


Here you come.


I found truffles and they were so delicious that I called my veterinarian girlfriend and she said, 'What? You're pointing to a pile of Eurasian badger droppings.'


I was caught by my brother watching an NSFW website, but it turns out he knows about even more explicit sites so I'm in bigger trouble now.


It's not Abe, it's the Suzuki kids...


Take the money and you'll be exposed.


It's a cutting board, so I don't know which side is the front.


This was the last time I saw him.


The cat's out of the bag.


Let's have some fun with this song.

Question: Sarahira Erika is making her AO debut! What's the title of her debut work?


This deserves a Nobel Prize, doesn't it?


I didn't know much about golf, so when I swung with all my might, the ball went out of bounds. So now I'm working on cultivating a new ball from my butt.


Oh, I drank it ❤


He's stuck in traffic, let's eat first.


Dad is watching TV.


You're cuter.


Born with nothing to roll up?


Even the guardian spirits have high combat power.


Standing on one's own feet.

Question: What happens when a man is noticed by a woman?


Aw man!


After watching a horror movie, asking mom to wait until I fall asleep before leaving.


Blocks that move where they land.


Hey, good morning. Are you late too?


My new clogs stepped on chewing gum.


Yosuke's girlfriend broke up with him.


The owner picked up the cat.


Free after eating 100 yen worth of food, but not after eating 99 yen


Pulling the door all the time.


My job is to maintain the grass on the soccer field.


SP only protects for two hours.

Question: I don't want this 2-hour special.


After obtaining the enemy spy list, our team counted 37 members.


Goddammit, they carved the location of the artery.


Gotcha!


I tried to leave on time, but my boss wouldn't let me go.

Question: I hate Respect for the Aged Day like this.


Mom filled up the basin for me to wash my feet.


My occupation is a wedding dress model.


The ambulance is here!


You stepped on my foot!


Here's what it looks like when I mark it up.


Let me show you, let's do it here.


Compared to the cost of drinks from earlier, it's not a big deal, but my hands keep reaching for expensive juice and snacks.

Question: Late-night convenience store stuff.


In race walking, if you encounter an opponent who seems like an enemy, ignore them in order to maintain full effort without interruption.


Anywhere Door


A bald man is forcing a smile.

Question: The world's religious organizations often do things like McDonald's.


Allergy.


I thought it was stylish that various one-piece outfits came out.

Question: Write a review of a manga you haven't read yet.


My brother who came back from Thailand changed his profile picture.


First-time Wise Time.


More, please!


I went to look for the end of the rainbow and this guy was there.


Sleep in.

Question: I wish you could make the lyrics fun by changing them a little bit.


Water is coming into my pocket...


Wow, top class stuff.


Suddenly, I was stumped by a question from Mr. and had no idea how to answer, so I just froze with this expression on my face.


Cannibal feast.


Giant's party is exhausted.


Some kind of fighter person came and it's some sort of bonus stage or something.


Yesterday, I was helped by Hanzo.


Putting on a helmet changes my face every time.


Hey, it's me - I've got a strong face.


I misunderstood the meaning of pink films.


Just repeat math formulas.

Question: Can you tell me some tips on how to hold back a sneeze?


No amount of stupid jokes can earn stars, and they won't serve any purpose.

Question: Please give me some advice that won't help at all.


I deliberately eat ants that get caught.


The next owner is an oil magnate.


Aw, what are you doing?


Jane, moved to tears by the story whispered in her ear by a banana, is a person who can talk to bananas.


I feel malicious intent in image enhancement.


From Bomberman's perspective.


What's the Peace Prayer Statue?


Let's put aside the story of yesterday's dream and suddenly it became reality.


What do you mean by saying 'come over'? Huh?!


I am Y.


Push the button for every floor as you go down the stairs.

Question: What would you do if a couple of unsophisticated people did something inappropriate when the elevator door opened?


What's up with you working on your day off?


Santa Claus with a surfboard.

Question: Can you tell me an Australian idiom?


My wife is the same way. She wants to have it out once and for all. I feel an intense aura of violence coming from my back. Can someone tell me if it's different?


Monday morning.


The horse I bet all my property on came in last place.


Fantasizing about getting a cherry blossom tattoo to punish evil.

Question: In Edo period Japan, a common occurrence among maladjusted second-generation individuals.


So, it has depth.

Question: Kind of a famous quote from a Studio Ghibli movie.


Witness of rollover accident scene.


Guess who I am.


Um, I don't think it's really possible to make this into a live-action movie!


Communication was interrupted with the target at the moment of shooting.


People from the same hometown with long limbs.

Question: And some Ifdo person is surprised about something. What are they surprised about?


There's no place for you here, go back.

Question: Coming up, Christmas!


Save before turning off the power.


Don't go to sleep if you can't finish your homework, Grandpa.


Can you help me out? or Do you know what this means?


Zero stars for being out of it.

Question: I know I'm at fault, but I still can't help it.


I am... a Precure?


It doesn't look promising.


Animal Attack Academy.

Question: It looks like something that might start to have value soon.


In the wall, there is a thing ~ ~ ~ ~ in the wall, there is a heartbeat.


I used to live there, so try to think back.

Question: How do I get to Manako Lake?


Sometimes I suddenly go into sleep mode.


Selling my piano, please.


Going to delete it, gotta go!


The cotton that I kicked and sent flying during the day appeared in my dream and said Blow before disappearing.


This sailor outfit doesn't really suit you.


Client: Make it with a retro vibe. Contractor: Done.


Touch my chest, please, cutie.


Walking also makes me dazed.

Question: Common things that happen during aggressive driving on the Bell 100.


Are you kidding me? It's the showdown today, right?


Who changed the bowling ball?


Shiny and broad forehead.

Question: Please teach me the grace that I am ashamed to receive from God.


Memory photo.


It was too much for our first kiss.


Just sitting around being lazy isn't gonna cut it, man!

Question: Chiko-chan in the 2018 version is reprimanding me.


It's the first time for the whole family to eat fish.


The entrance of the wedding ceremony.

Question: The theme of the cookie is incompatible with the situation.


A girl walks by a mirror while shopping.


The goalkeeper defends only with their legs.

Question: Absolutely do not add any new rules to soccer.


There are too many people queuing in the canteen.


Is this ordinary fish the one you dropped? I'll take it.


Get away!


Property tax

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


Man among men! Come on out!


The hotel manager said, It looks like this match is going to last a while.

Question: What happened to ruin our honeymoon for some reason?


The waves washed away my sense of shame.


Yummy, yummy, yummy...


Something will work out.

Question: Please give me some advice that won't help at all.


Sorry! Today, the worst luck is for you, Aquarius!


I graduated five years ago.


Well, that's that.

Question: In a typical episode of Detective Conan where no one dies.


Dead serious tax

Question: What tax are they talking about implementing with that new glasses policy?


Can I make it by getting away five horse lengths ahead?


I saw the characters I couldn't write on the classroom wall during the exam.


Sorry, I ate the potato.


Class photo.


No no, I just like blue!


Cabbage.


The girl before Z is aiming to do a forward bend.


Wait five minutes after adding water before eating instant noodles.

Question: Ultraman is having trouble in everyday life.


Uh... it's a white flag.


Sunday is door-to-door sales.

Question: Huh? This guy has religious tendencies. That's his characteristic.


I am a fraud.


A huge snail appeared on the roof of my house.


Oh, that place is mine.

Question: If I were the first person to see Earth from space instead of Gagarin, what would I say?


Doraemon was wrestling with the cat from next door.


When I feel like I'm about to sneeze, I do a impressions of Mikawa Kenichi's face.

Question: Can you tell me some tips on how to hold back a sneeze?


All donations were one-yen coins.


Fire codes have become stricter.

Question: What is Hideyoshi Toyotomi probably searching for now?


Korea

Question: What is this? or Do they have this?


Complicated family.


The LED light can last for 30 minutes after being replaced.


Since you're sitting next to each other, find out what happened and don't just sit there playing around.


Say the magic words and fart!

Question: If 1 billion people do it, it won't work.


Looking back, I've been through so much in 38 years...


Matzko, let's go!


I don't know where my mouth is; I need a mirror to eat.


Since the dogs are gone, let's take it easy and relax more.


Also had some traditional elements in there.


That's for everyday use, right?


We can cut either side, but we can't cut this.

Question: When the treasure chest was a mimic, it was just as annoying.


Firefighters are still putting out the fire downstairs.


I got a really painful poke in my finger for something stupid.

Question: Oh no, this is bad. I messed up completely.


Giving them as birthday presents, people say they are able to ride on top and feel calm.


Taste test: Free.

Question: McDonald's finally introduces all-night McDonald's service! What does it include?


The daily life of a dance student.


Don't sell Nagetts so cheap!


Before forgetting, use Yahoo! Answers to search with all your might about this woman in the photo.


Can't persuade Dad to trim his nose hair.


First attempt failure.


Hello everyone, this is Nicholas Zhao Si.


A hearse is drifting and speeding through New York City.

Question: Hollywood version of山村美紗's suspense novel, what is the content of 'Red hearse'?


Which one is angry for eating the candy hidden here?


Hey guys, it's me! You should know something's different if you're paying attention.


First time inhaling cat mint


When I was young, it was different from you guys...

Question: I really don't feel like reading the opening sentence of an old folktale.


Lady Gaga


It's too embarrassing to mention being held back a grade.


Remember me.

Question: What would you title your life if it were turned into a movie?


The child I like said they like interesting people.

Question: Why are you being so silly?


Instead, you tell me after you shoot the heart of the guy who has been in love with me all along.


Alarm clock wakes me up.

Question: Holding an adorable child, there's always a certain something.


After choosing the miss, I suddenly entered combat mode.


The prime minister's car has arrived.

Question: Can you please say one word to me that doesn't make me want to go back to work in the afternoon?


I don't like it - it's scary... and then, just as I'm thinking that, a energy bullet whooshes from behind...

Question: Horror-inclined Dragon Ball.


I couldn't get ready in time.


Mom said, Today's dinner is yakisoba! and served the same yakisoba she had eaten for lunch.


Rare item.

Question: Kindly said, she's not unattractive. Rudely said, she's a bitch.


Go see your daughter, the surgery was very successful!


Staff from Wednesday came up to me and blindfolded me.


Why mask?

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


I pull the trigger and realize it's a toy for 5-year-olds.

Question: Headache-inducing common sniper mistake.


Who is the one who put glue on this?


I bought two rabbits and they've multiplied so much!


The cleanliness freak's first time staying in a hotel


Every time I see my master's bald head.


A genius who avoids infrared sensors.


Yes, I lent you a hand.


Sacked Sumizawa and became a crew member at McDonald's. 3 people's inner voices That's so unfair!


The duck scolded me.


The elephant's tail is really amazing.


An old farmer is going to destroy a newly built large supermarket near his home.


The lie about working overtime causing me to be late doesn't seem to be convincing my wife for some reason.


I overheard something I can't ignore.


Shocks Naozumi Kino to turn her into a woman.


Running away while trying to cut costs too much (with hunters behind me)


Two bottles of Kao Essential Damage Care, please.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Cfumira said she was using the time before her final exams to escape.


The class teacher has sent my son's report card.


One hundred acres of fence.

Question: It's a common thing for ponchins to do.


I can't eat this huge croquette all at once!


The ball was scared of me and ran away.

Question: An awesome line to say after striking out three times.


The truth is that the embezzled money was all used for poor children, but no one knows the moving backstory behind it.


Pardon me, I'm just stretching.


Recently, the plastic bottles have been too soft and difficult to open!

Question: Please tell me something that's not okay to be soft about.


Here you go! This is your salary for this month!


I work at a factory that makes butter candies sold all over the country at ski resorts and highlands, all at once.


A ventriloquist monster.


My table is open.


They separated the fallen ones.


I'm C-3PO's mother, and I always appreciate your help.


Eat oysters and see the lions

Question: Can you say something like a mermaid with lots of charm?


Just for today, only 1980 yen!


What's up with marriage?


My friends and I were drinking and making noise at night, and the neighbors complained.


Mom, I'm feeling old too. Every time I see a mouse run, it reminds me of Jerry, who's passed away.


After driving for two hours into the strange tunnel where nothing strange ever happens, nothing strange happened


This is delicious!


Please stop trying to submerge yourself in water for now.

Question: What should I do, I'm out of breath already?


Health and Physical Education textbook.


Repeat after me: 'If I see another meme, I'm going to sleep!'

Question: There are still some people awake over here.


Suddenly appeared.


What the hell are you looking at?!


Let's dance the three-step!

Question: Looks like there's a video circulating of Muska from Laputa Castle becoming a YouTuber.


Do you still want me to be the funny one?


On the last day of the Earth, having lunch right before being wiped out by an asteroid collision.


I realize the gap between myself and society after entering into it.

Question: Baseball is something only those in the club understand.


My body is still listening to the coach's nagging, but my soul is almost worn out.


Wow, my new body is so cute!


Wandering around.

Question: What's the same between going for a walk and eating a rare beef?


Carrying a switch, I was attacked by an old lady at the candy store.


Forced marriage.


Let's go bowling?


Dad's Club.


I somehow made it to the hospital with a slipped disc, but it was closed.


I've been really stressed out at work lately and I just want to blow off some steam at the arcade! Let's do it! Sure thing! Let's go! Yaaaasss, let's get it!


Haruka Makiko's 'The Wall of Stupidity'.

Question: What celebrity makes you want to tease, 'Who in the world would buy this book?' is the title of a book written by such a talent.


According to her, it's probably beef stew.


This grilled thing is delicious.

Question: What a cool line to say when you're picking your nose and someone catches you.


Inside the car navigation system.


I think everyone's thinking it, me too.

Question: Whose joke is funnier, the second person's or the one that didn't stretch?


What the hell is this girl doing riding on top of me? (angry) Aaah, I don't want to be wrongly accused. (unhappy face with tears)


I own the rights to Doe, but for the same reason, I don't want to be associated with Doe.

Question: Why do countries with nuclear weapons oppose nuclear weapons?


Did I lock the door?


In the final inning, as soon as he was tagged out, the catcher ran away with home plate.


Arctic ice is melting!


I am a plane, not your mother.


When I woke up, there was something there.


Jamocha.


Did you convert to Christianity and get baptized?

Question: What's the difference between amen and ramen?


Usage examples of water breathing.


First night.


Except for the conductors, everyone else is doing stretching exercises like this.


Umm, my helmet is just styrofoam but whatever!


The capital is on high alert.


I changed my contact info, how about you?


Which one is more important, my brother or me?

Question: If I were to hear those words from Tominaga, they would be unpleasant.


The texture is almost like meat.

Question: I don't like these gummies!


Dad, you forgot something!


I don't know what I'm doing, but it's selling well.


Hey, listen up Brazilians!

Question: The nights in the savannah are tough...!


What the hell are you doing, leader?!


Teacher! He said he wants to be the class monitor!


Love and courage are all you need for friends.

Question: Please say something that will make me think, 'This is serious.'


If you comb the top of the wave, it spills over.


On reflection, that was the start of World War III, wasn't it?


Time's up.


For a man, this is a 100-point meal.


What do you mean, detective? Are you saying I have an Asian face?


When asked about the child's custody.


Millions of years ago, we were...


I got caught up in something intense on a crowded train.


I am the parent of the magic bottle.


Kodama's School


What's the deal with that 'keeeeen' noise he's making with his ears?


This is the 1002nd memorable joke!

Question: Please slow down.


Saying the full summon causes oneself to feel short of breath.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when he summons 2,000 kanbun to his allies in combat?


Cuter than a cow, but not as popular.

Question: I feel uncomfortable living up to my appearance.


Phone cards and pagers are necessities.

Question: Sorry, I can't assist with that.


Maybe they called out to me... Sorry, I was deep in thought and didn't notice at all.


Flowing body touch.

Question: Tell me the edge of what's acceptable for an attractive person.


Ah, you got it out of the bag, huh!


A babysitter in an open class


Chun knows, Takion doesn't know.

Question: The difference between Agnes Chan and Agnetha Faltskog.


Sun's up, but a gloomy face.


Oh? Don't mind you? Oh?


I get called the wrong name all the time, so if it's not a big deal anymore I don't bother correcting it.

Question: Drawback of a rare surname.


Pass the ball, pass it over here!


The sunset has come.


Three-second rule.

Question: Physics-y-sounding law name.


Just play a YouTube video.

Question: I don't like this kind of program.


I found a coin in my dumpling.


To help the cat lose weight, the owner bought a timed feeder for it and now it only stays around the feeder.


I usually sing along to the melody and answer the phone when it rings.


Converting Chinese characters is always a hassle.

Question: Drawback of a rare surname.


Bamboo leads to the moon.

Question: That famous young person is extremely messy. Please explain.


Prometheus, who descended to earth on the first day.


Can't Fruit Basket just end?


Turn blue only if it's a multiple of 3.


There is a poster of a woman under the orange.


In life, prepare for death.

Question: What did you do before the marathon?


He said, "He said... Can't you just finish it like a dog and eat it?"


Uptown Girl

Question: Add one character to the place name and make it interesting.


Playing in the majors turned out to be more tedious than expected.


Captain, that's the target building. Alright, everyone's ready. The captain himself forgot his parachute and said, No problem.


It's unfair to mock flat-chested women.


I forgot my homework and my backpack. Wait, is this not the way back home?


Packets are decreasing rapidly.

Question: In the app version (smartphone version), there are points that feel inconvenient compared to the 2C version when I'm being silly.


Henan team leader.


Playful King of Stage

Question: Please add three words to the title and make it less interesting.


Thank you for your hard work!


And there it is, the game-winning three pointer...ahh, think back to those 3 years of grueling practice...


The game-winning shot in the elimination round.


It's about time we introduce some new characters.


They said it was Russian roulette, but the bullets were all in the gun.


It seems that Minamoto no Yoritomo was a womanizer.

Question: Can you please provide me with 3 ICOTMs and 1 M regarding the Kamakura period?


When did we start communicating with the universe? I'm pretty sure it was around the time our secret child was discovered...


Is it too late to do the lucky item picking ceremony?


You're such a hyperactive bat (a very hyperactive bat).

Question: What a line from a gyaruo baseball manga, huh?


The assistant is mistaken about the female cylinder.


Hey, you're going to catch a cold if you sleep here like this. You haven't taken a bath and the TV's still on.


This is a pork onigiri.


The understudy's voice is loud.


Suddenly, the disappearing airplane causes panic among the 2nd year A class students.


I'd feel so much better if I had this much life insurance.


Today's my last day as the gorilla handler, right? You're going to the Elephant Village tomorrow, aren't you? Well then, just do your job. Take care and I'm sorry I can't turn around today.


When I thought my neighbor was posting about me on social media, I pressed 110.


Don't drop it! Absolutely don't drop it!

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


Sadness.

Question: The title of a soccer manga that seems like it will be cut short soon.


Both of my parents were divorced.

Question: The shocking fact I found out later.


I was shocked to find out that the car weighed as much as it did and had a flat tire.


Sorry, I accidentally stepped on your child's toy.


The king of the living room always feels like something is missing.


Hello, I'd like to buy an alarm clock.


My wife makes dumplings for me.


Bonk's Transformation


Traffic is heavy.

Question: Baseball popularity slump among professional players' doctors.


She made me eat her leftovers. It's over!


Prayer to God in abdominal pain.

Question: What things do you think are a waste?


Sort of crunching something.

Question: Beyond the event horizon of a black hole.


We've fired the starting pistol 15 times, but no one seems to be running yet.


To be continued...


This is a very valuable wild pine stick.


There are some pretty intense-looking guys lined up in front of the pachinko parlor since morning.


Mamoru-kun is at the front.

Question: What kind of exhibit would Yoshimoto do at the Osaka Expo?


Fan, not Fans.

Question: Please say something like 'It's curry, not karē.'


When I heard the "pop" sound when opening the can, all of my cats at home


Can't do it over if you make a mistake.

Question: I'm sorry, but we do not offer that service.


Mino, you've been looking really snobby lately...


Claimed to go to Disneyland but ended up at the dentist's office.


I don't know.

Question: What is a guy like you who knows so much about Sailor Moon?


Grandpa, grandma, thank you for your help.

Question: Can you please say one word to me that doesn't make me want to go back to work in the afternoon?


Teri Ito


While eating, I can't express headache properly.


Let's go then.


It's my turn to introduce my paper.


You said not to bet, didn't you?


My deskmate raised his hand to ask the teacher a question, but I stopped him.


Influenza.

Question: Desperate weekend.


I can't go down anymore.


Ninety-eight years old.


Can you lend me a thousand bucks? I promise to pay you back!


The last scene someone saw after losing a 10-week consecutive game of rock-paper-scissors.


The next hero show is in Gunma, I understand!


Whiteout: I tried using whiteout on Masaki Suguru! [Epiphany]


The reward dropped when killing fat宅.


I mistook the cat I was feeding.


The light bulb is warm.


Wow, 45 degrees!


You're fired. Get out of here.


You're back? I just wanted to make dinner.


Gosh, I can't believe it! I've been cursed with a log? What the heck is going on?


I've been weak in the knees around cats.


You're supposed to have structural strength, but you're so skinny.

Question: Character archetypes that use bows and arrows.


Open your mouth!


They had to break into the wall because the house didn't have a chimney.


Sign a contract with me and become a newtype.


Hey there, you watching TV over there! Press the D button and get a missile, buddy!


The friend said to take just one bite.


Momo's help.


Oh no, I'm falling! Falling, that's it! Falling, you betcha! You, I recognized your face...

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


Of course I'll buy it!

Question: What if there's a new flavor of Umaimaro stick?


I remember up until the time I fought the demon king.


In the apartment building across the way, my grandmother and an unfamiliar man were...


This is the window glass over there.


Bro, he's saying it politely that your zipper is undone.


Stop hitting, the referee is almost out of breath.


Okay, 100,000... no, make it 100,000 times! Anpanman!

Question: Please make it 1000 times more interesting.


Can you see me?


They're producing soba at an amazing speed.


Mom checks out and leaves.


Getting ready to go into the bridal chamber.


Get ready, this time we'll practice shooting at moving targets.


The math teacher suddenly talked about his neighbor's affair rumor while teaching.


The students were seated at the back of the classroom.


You know too much...


No interest in tax hikes.


Wheat flour price surge.

Question: Please tell me Mr. Jam's烦恼.


Basque Omelette


I brushed my teeth instead of washing my face.


Mommy, can I have a Ninja Turtle toy?


Try blowing my horn too.


Last lap! We can still win!


Just be cute, you don't need to be silly (while looking at the left side).


Hey, I'm really excited right now. How about you? Can I touch you?


Let's make friends we can talk to in person.

Question: Sorry, I can't assist with that.


Go to sleep quickly.


I need to go get the mail!


I painted that rebellious Gundam blue.


My blind girlfriend insisted on helping me brush my teeth.


Friend: I had no idea today was a holiday until just recently, and there are also a lot of senile topics, so it's great! What day is it today anyway?

Question: Just got annoyed for a little bit.


What the hell is this? A slug, an octopus, or a sea cucumber? While the opponent is thinking about it, I'll escape. That's my type of villain.


I am human, not a monkey.


With one minute left before class ended, I asked the teacher a rather complex question.


What the heck does it mean to want curry udon?


I make a hole in one shout when I arrive without hitting any traffic signals once!

Question: When a professional golfer takes a job with a taxi company, what might happen?


The girl with a fetish for good destinations is sharing her thoughts on today's great spot.


Alright, I found it - the switch for Shizuka's kill mode.


I'm not sure how many people are there.


Yesterday's mop that was washed for me.


Go to bed.

Question: Can't the kids sleep? Is there any solution?


Legendary Oyster Rice Bowl

Question: Please tell me something like The Legend of Zelda.


What's Shima Uma?


Ordered takeout at the cat cafe.


In front of everyone, I feel bad.

Question: What's wrong with being naked?


Lisa overcame the sun.


You said that the LED color timer would last a long time, didn't you? That's bullshit!


Doraemon fans the sailboat as it goes by.


I start to realize that the season when Santa stands in front of a certain fast food restaurant is approaching again this year.


It's almost time to open the store, and upon turning on the lights I found that yesterday's customer was still there.


A groundbreaking solution to child custody disputes.


An old man followed a group of people and made a fool of himself because he didn't notice the Coming-of-Age Ceremony sign at the entrance.

Question: When people, who have dementia, attend their coming-of-age ceremony.


You gotta prepare yourself. It's your turn next.


The statue of 'This umbrella will not be lent' that was famous in this area has finally come back to its hometown in India.


Do you think we're watching you? But actually, we're the ones watching you. It looks like it's about time for us to switch places.


Did I lock the door when I left?


If I get arrested, the hassle from store employees at my home will be unbearable.

Question: Only someone who has seriously studied the topic would understand it.


Face recognition isn't working.


It should have been left, not right.

Question: And some Ifdo person is surprised about something. What are they surprised about?


Swimming show is tomorrow.


I'm pretending to nap by slumping over my desk during break time, all alone.

Question: Think about what you would look like if you were in school. Pick three things that you would most likely have with you.


Sazae, were you here?


Can I borrow your smartphone?


I have an interview starting now.


Why don't you hibernate?


Okay, I got it... I'll take the blame for breaking the vase!


This cat is usually very well-behaved.


On the 30th, I realized I haven't used my 500 free minutes yet


The T-800 decided to take the woman's clothes.


I haven't drunk it yet before eating, right?


After attending an idol handshake event.


"He said he wouldn't tell anyone, but it turns out he was talking about the secret he told me yesterday not to tell anyone."


Conan's Criminal Contest


Right hand in a thumbs up, left hand in a thumbs up... huh? It's transformed‽


The electric fan that warns me in my mother's voice when I turn it on in the summer.


Raise them and marry them.


Kimmy's underwear is always showing.

Question: Examples of things in anime that are naturally there and accepted without any discomfort: opening sequences (op).


Other teachers patiently wait for the class to be over by the head teacher.


Moonlit Night in the Forest

Question: Two trees make a grove, three trees make a wood, and 100 trees make a forest?


Ronhaar's Masanori Koi is participating in the human check-up program.


Sweet~, lured by the smell, I became addicted to hustle.


Phew!


The face is getting red.

Question: Please make the Miko angry.


Yes! The battle royale for this week is over. Be sure to tune in next week too!


I'm not quite sure how to create a good atmosphere.


According to Okaan, the daughter plays rock-paper-scissors every Sunday with just one strand of hair on top of her head while wearing glasses.

Question: Is it really Krillin?


The key to my house won't turn.

Question: Drunkard's behavior, or Hangover stories.


Fire!! Everyone, escape from the balcony!


Bob glows during mating season to attract the attention of males.


I haven't used this lip balm for years and it's turned into such an angry cream.


In this case, you have to let go of your pride.


Alright! What's up with Rising Sunabe?

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Mr. Ogre, something fell off your head!


Please feel free to sit down.


Don't leave anything out.


Starbucks' person.


They whisper Grill it with butter instead of letting me have octopus sashimi.


Year-old boy.


Doraemon noticed that dorayaki and onigiri look similar, so he made a new face that can be eaten fresh out of the oven.

Question: When Doraemon and Anpanman do a collaboration, it's common for this to happen.


Does this microphone have a strange smell?


Can you tell if it's real or fake? I was asked, but I only have a magnifying glass.


Is the game of kicking round objects over?


I don't understand why I went from long sleeves to short sleeves.


Cat's gratitude.


My body just does it, automatically raising the tax.


Awful selfies.


I accidentally bit into the gold medal.

Question: I've been thinking lately that I'm getting older and older.


They were responsible for delivering the next staple to the owner in time...


Someone gets plastic surgery after getting kicked (One Piece)


Chicken.

Question: Did octopus balls not have any tempura, but they had imitation crab in them?


When you take selfies in Vietnam.


Point P starts at vertex A and moves to point C, passing through point B, traveling 1 cm per second.


Side effects of the vaccine.


嗨，你好！

Question: Please change one letter in the title of a famous anime and change its content accordingly.


That's why it turned out that way due to the circumstances.

Question: Why aren't you launching with Getta Robo?


Smells good.

Question: How can you tell whose pants one of the girls in class left behind in the dressing room?


How I tied my hair.


I asked for truffle katsuobushi mountain sauce beef bowl and they brought it out.


Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants


Hair length.

Question: The difference between Agnes Chan and Agnetha Faltskog.


4 A.M.: Wake up quickly! Let's make breakfast!


Dodge the tennis ball.


Stay up and sleep on the next turn.


I'm tired of taking care of you.


The steak I ordered at the restaurant hasn't arrived yet, so I looked out the window...


The photography budget is on par with the national budget.

Question: If we try to include the live-action version of Laputa: Castle in the Sky, this is what might happen.


Congratulations on getting married! That's great news!

Question: Please praise me, but don't think I'm stupid.


Siri, your breath smells. Please step back.


Lost my earpick.

Question: Pulling out something unpleasant while cleaning your ears.


The expectation value of somebody amazing must be transforming around here is too high.

Question: Ultraman is having trouble in everyday life.


After sending the owner to the pet hospital, went back home on the way.


Bald kid.


I didn't know the line was discontinued yesterday and waited all day.


Found the toothpick tool.


I've hit the limit of how much I can earn in game coins on my 3DS.


What a monument!


Which guy sent this painting to Japan for restoration!


That person is singing the song of the person on TV without permission.


The kidney stone has been removed.


The translator has been speaking up front all along


Paid off.


Because of the law of inertia, even if I jump off the edge like this, I won't fall very far...


The proctologist left a huge psychological trauma.


Does that place look good on Instagram?


We can't!

Question: Add one letter to a famous song and make it something completely different.


The stars aren't out tonight.

Question: To you, being senile.


The child is too young to speak, so they have to communicate through text messages.


I did a problem that we did in the advanced seminar!


What should I do in order to figure it out?


When you change a 11 into a 99 and not only do you not get caught, but you also receive praise.


Hello, I am a villager.


Do you need a ride?


I was woken up and hurt even more than before.


I got a bill for the missile!


I know it might be hard to believe, but I actually lived here before you did. So please take care of me.


What would you choose to eat for your last meal?

Question: Is it a Big Mac?


Jam Ojiisan: 'Chi... Cheese!?!'


Gossip can always be seen on the internet.

Question: Modernize proverbs.


Wow, me?!?


Can you deliver French fries to Mr. Kernel for me?


We do not accept insects for reasons of ideology.


The pitcher is right-handed and bats left.

Question: Please switch back to left-handed mode. Please switch back to left-handed mode. Please switch back.


Users of the Ameba Hypercatchy show might think I'm doing self-performance as a secondary account.

Question: The most fun thing I did this New Year.


How about we drop the radish topic here and move on?


The only star attached is from the original poster.

Question: Even if it becomes fossilized, it wouldn't be very valuable.


I asked my grandmother to hang the futon to dry, and this is what happened.


My phone fell into the gap between my bed.


This go stone is non-negotiable!


No matter how you calculate it, the vase is still broken.


Mom-in-law with me.

Question: Add one letter to the TV show title and make it feel like it's been transformed into something else.


That's not how you stab someone and say 'ew, blood, scary'.


Fishing float is caught.


Trying to blow out a booger.


Hanging out for Kiki.


Hey buddy, can you grab my glasses for me? No problem at all.


This joke will be posted in 50 years.

Question: Please say something that will take my mind off things.


Develop varieties that are resistant to lodging.


Save data deleted.


The recruitment ad for security guards was posted.


The Picture Book of World Currency Stamps

Question: What was the reason for the problems with the coloring book right after it was released?


Guest, this dish was made by me and served by me. May I ask you again? Are you saying there's "hair" in the food?


If I'm reincarnated as a cat, this time I'll conquer the world.


Why can't you apologize even though you said something mean?


On Valentine's Day, she eagerly opened the storage box only to find that not only was there no chocolate, but her shoes were also missing.


Human chair.

Question: Who were the overly aggressive choices for singing the national anthem?


This is the production line for Mignardises Hiyoko.


What color is the bread? If I had to say, it's probably black.


School starts tomorrow!


My wife apparently couldn't do it in one go.


You're a reincarnation from the past, aren't you?


Before you shoot, you gotta say 'I'm gonna shoot!' Don't shoot without saying anything! You gotta do it for sure!


In other words, I love you.


Sitting on the couch watching Iitte Q with my wife.


Hey, supervisor! Hey, department head! Hey, department manager! Company?

Question: Make me say 'Grrrrrrrr!!!!'


Do you remember? The eggplant from the supermarket you didn't buy yesterday because you said it was too thin.


Sometimes I work out.


If this is your first errand.


I knew this stapler would get jammed sooner or later


Excuse me.


Only the purple room is prepared.


The topic of 'death hit and run' is getting heated up, with two people working together on a joint investigation.

Question: A police officer going on a blind date might do the following things.


Red abalone or black abalone? Which one do you choose?


Hiroki Hamada started music activities.


Out of the pot comes a phony old man, poof!

Question: When you think about it calmly, the lyrics are scary.


Ew, I don't like this feeling.

Question: The last word spoken before dying.


The boss who said he would treat us didn't show up.


That folder is no good!


I can hardly contain my excitement to see you, I'm shaking with anticipation.

Question: When you think about it calmly, the lyrics are scary.


They finally fell into the darkness.


Hey everyone, did you all make your favorite animal?


If you keep taking pictures from there, you'll get caught by hunters!


Everyone went to sing karaoke with Fat Tiger.


I'll lose my mind on a plane.

Question: What would happen if airplanes disappeared from the world?


I'm not 45 years old.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Japanese people.


Did you draw the beard on me?


Can't remember if I turned off the oven before leaving.


Everyone only has one outfit.

Question: Examples of things in anime that are naturally there and accepted without any discomfort: opening sequences (op).


Don't you wear a mask? That's dangerous!

Question: Something that shohei koizumi might say.


I'm not sure, but it looks like you're having fun boosting me up.

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


In the tomato battle, I saw someone throwing stones.


I started crane games for my mother, but now I can't go back because the amount has become too much.


Jam ojisan is the puppet master.

Question: Anpanman is a Japanese children's character who is a little boy shaped like an onigiri (rice ball) with a face on it.


Have some self-awareness that you're not very cute.


No, I'm not a missionary.


The highly anticipated bone-setting master is about to take the stage.


Small fire.


A woman who added sauce before cutting the noodles and a man who spilled noodles in the sink.


Fascinating Fun magazine, Issue #1.


Never losing your smile, even when you're tired, that's what it means to have a professional spirit.


In the room for thirty years.

Question: Say something like 'three years in the land of stone.'


Implantation.

Question: It's okay, it was just a kid thing. There's only so much that can be forgiven.


Don't slouch on important days!


Ever since the basketball cheerleaders first appeared on the court, the Blue Team has been at a disadvantage.


Tama makes a lot of bubbles.


The Great Detective Line!

Question: Can you please change one letter in the title of that famous work and make it more vivid?


Not realizing it was the referee, I went in for the KO without hesitation.


I found a little fall.


All tools have JIS marks.

Question: This Doraemon will never return to the future.


What a face to talk about other people!

Question: Something you shouldn't say to a woman who dislikes handsome men.


Merlos doesn't come back.

Question: You might think I haven't read it and don't understand, but here's a mind-bending passage.


Display of the new drill.

Question: What kind of exhibit would Yoshimoto do at the Osaka Expo?


A villain and a lawyer come together.

Question: The protagonist's catchphrase was I'll make sure to convey it with all my might! as a result.


The price of wheat is soaring.

Question: Please tell me Mr. Jam's烦恼.


You were energetic just now!


The weather forecast is sunny.


The PS5 borrowed from a friend was returned.


The three people who were eliminated in the previous wave respawned at the spawn point.


Dad, that's not funny. It just sounds like you're explaining the image prompt instead.


At the annual enemies' New Year's party, I always play this role.


Sorry, but the world is wrong, not you.


Look, these are all the best mushrooms! The first sentence at the matchmaking event is too tasteless.


A public reading material on physical health was distributed in class.


Finally, you showed your true colors, Buddhist.


Pottery turning representative of France.


Cute track and field team only makes noise when they run by nearby.

Question: Baseball is something only those in the club understand.


The 400m freestyle is way too free!


Kyuminji in American English would be cow character.


Don't just use my old crying footage all the time, show me something new from you too.


Sure, sure, okay okay.


Ophiuchus meteor shower.


Queen of Avoidance, Josephina, is showcasing her dodgeball skills once again today.


Look at where I'm plucking my nose hair, ya.


It's not that easy to make it into the hall of fame.

Question: I wanted to hit something before I started talking nonsense.


A woman who accidentally swallowed a yoga ball was rushed to the hospital.


I was working on an Excel spreadsheet when an exposed advertisement popped up.


I was left behind on the school trip.


Every day it gets more and more authentic - it's true craftsmanship.


Doraemon going around the North Pole.

Question: I don't want to do a world trip like this.


Conan's true identity is probably Kudo Shinichi, you know.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Check how the rice paddy looks.

Question: The last word spoken before dying.


Uh-oh, this won't work on me.


Dinner's ready!


Bowling the ball.

Question: Don't do anything that you shouldn't at the Soccer World Cup.


I can't find my yellow shoes since morning...


Dinner is roasted chicken.


Last night was fun, wasn't it?

Question: Can you mock me and say 'Why do you know that?'


Are you also a stray? High five, we're friends now!


Yes, I'm good at it. Current time.


I forgot my wife's birthday yesterday.


Clockwork me.


Number one is always alone!

Question: Conan and Umaru collab is so cute!


Ever since the seal impression skit was a hit, I've been into this.


The employee in the Energy Conservation and Emission Reduction Business Department.


Cannon fire brings out the national flag.

Question: Paripī's common experience with the Swish Miwego 13.


Every day, the samurai protects us.


Letting off the cannons on both shoulders results in the lower body snapping shut like a clap.


Black Jack


The foreplay was 4 minutes and 50 seconds, but...

Question: What was the reason for a couple to break up after only 5 minutes of dating?


Close, close, close.


The boss said we need a mask.


I forgot my handkerchief.


Let grandma take care of the goldfish for a week.


I'm having trouble turning my sketches into convincing portraits.


I spent too much time on anime and it's starting to affect my adaptation into live-action.


Don't turn off the TV! I'm still awake!


Oh, since the owner is out, is it okay to use a paw print as the receipt?


I have a weakness for sushi.

Question: I don't want this to come back around at sushi train.


No problem, I'll take care of it!


The mirror in my bathroom is big and impressive, right?


I got here earlier than everyone else, so I'm going to take a quick nap.


On December 23rd, I distributed presents.

Question: What mischief has Santa Claus, the wild boy, done this time? Nakai is shocked.


Did you say weed killer?


Dragon Palace Castle is confirmed to perform.


Your sudden burst of happiness leads to holding your dance partner up for ten minutes.


On that day, humanity remembered.


I am lucky to be owned by such a wonderful person like you. Haha - I never even thought of myself as a servant... haha ha.


I am not AI.


Phewa-chan is cheering you on too.

Question: Please say something that won't motivate me.


Next year, please have plenty for me. Thank you.


Hey buddy! Who do you think I am... Oh... That feels good.


I'd give an award to a plain joke for being kind-hearted.

Question: You're missing out on something.


I was singing while soaking in the hot bath and the water temperature went up.


The granddaughter of the arsonist unleashes Symphony of Hell that cannot be avoided.


When a couple was fighting, an unknown peacemaker appeared.


Mirror, mirror, who's the fairest of them all?


During the conduct of a performance, I was hit with a modular steel rack thrown from the audience.


I thought it was a face mask.


He didn't take care of his younger brother, you know.


After buying new furniture, teach it a lesson so it knows who's in charge


I'll never forget that hot night with you, dear.

Question: Please make the topic owner blush.


Hey, I think I hear someone from Brazil - what's going on? It's scary! I heard it too - it's scary! Help!


Can I just have a stomach-pumping?


Once I learned Kamehameha, I became just like this.


Time Traveler's Wife

Question: What would you title your life if it were turned into a movie?


Xiao Si is trying hard to pull out the person buried in the soil.


By the time you see this video, I'm afraid I've already pooped my pants.


I will become a crescent moon.


It's weird, you know? People think they can eat me. But I'm just from this side of the house...


Hair follicle.


It's just not the same when it's brand new.


No emotion.


Blue rabbit.

Question: A red fox and a green rabbit.


I'm just learning baseball.


Why do I always lose when playing cards


I was told that the smell of meatball is exactly like popcorn, so I sniffed my own, but upon second thought, I've never actually eaten popcorn.


Second Lieutenant, you stepped up to take command and lead your team back to safety in the absence of our platoon leader who has fallen. Please take care of avenging the death of my older brother, the platoon leader.


Saying "I... I can't possibly win," while still making it to the finals.


Slow down, let's give me a hug first and then decide whether to adopt or not.


When you were forced to go to bed by your mother while watching your favorite TV program.


Mom, can you knock on my door before entering my room?


Enjoying seafood and pineapple juice while gazing at the Aegean Sea is the best.


In my first one-person shift at Sukiya in the middle of the night, it looks like I might miraculously be able to see the sunrise for the first time.


Oh no! I accidentally opened such a big hole in the ceiling of my cave.


There's a guy who set up a canvas over there!


What do you think? That was an emotional sound, wasn't it?

Question: What excuse did you give in the classroom when you had an accident?


I broke the souvenir mug with Mr. Genji, but I wasn't scolded for it.


Tooth-numbingly hard.

Question: I don't like these gummies!


I am a chameleon, I am camouflaging with the wall, camouflaging and not being found out, worst case scenario. I think this is how it looks.


When I turned on the light switch, I realized it wasn't my house.


In spite of everything, they're open 24/7!

Question: Please file a complaint with Seven-Eleven.


The divorced wife came with her kids. I couldn't call him dad yet.


Man, you can't just come here and expect me to draw water for you.


The 400m freestyle is way too free!


Disney, wake up.


Selfie in hiding.


I hope Mom is beautiful! I hope you are beautiful! I hope you are beautiful!


Huh? There's a banana!


Fish is alive!

Question: Rutina Itaya is furious.


That's enough, Xiao Ming! How about I buy you "Mario Kart"?


I can't write it all down.

Question: Please tell me what I should be careful about when traveling to茨城県.


They got hit by a truck while they were napping.


To finish things off with a good flavor.


This is our first live performance. The legend of KISS begins here.


Give it your all with Tarao's finger slingshot, Tama.


Seeing him, I turned my head abruptly - oh no, it's that fluttery feeling in my heart.


The character's face looks realistic like the actual thing.

Question: I don't like this crabby Ayako.


Get me a chainsaw, Doraemon.


Well, it's not Naomie crying! The guys should apologize!


A man chased by shooting stars.


What you can't see, you won't understand.

Question: What is the opposite of 'hearing 1 and knowing 10'?


Ryuuk.

Question: I don't like these sparkly names. What kind of name?


basically magic doesn't work

Question: Boss move.


There's a little surprise inside the rice.


I've been waiting for over 3 hours and it's still not full.


What position do you think you are in my family?


She has an owl that can only be seen by people with a beautiful heart.


Since it's in the mountains, I ride my mountain bike after school or on weekends.

Question: The strange rule at school.


I'm going to destroy them all, justice, ethics, morality, kindness!


I researched how to treat it because the effects of the medicine that made everything look transparent were too strong.


I thought I was getting kicked by a sheet, but when I looked back it was just the wall.


Vikings

Question: I want the show to be cancelled.


I went to the horror movie with my friend even though I'm scared of them.

Question: In zombie movies, the one who always gets killed.


The girl high school student hit a home run.

Question: Did the home run king get fired?


Amazon's delivery has been getting more and more messy.


You want to wash in the river? You must be crazy.


Dogs and monkeys came, and the kitsune became servants. They became servants much more than last year.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Can you spell fun in kanji? Okay, um...


Only blame you two for trusting me too much.


Performance after setting a goal.


Just released from the hospital, the patient got hit by an ambulance at the entrance


Spend money while traveling.

Question: What should I do during Golden Week?


I'm sorry, but I can't help you with that.

Question: Why do you put sesame oil in soba noodles?


Is there love there?


Step on it.

Question: Things that you should not do at Christmas.


Sorry, I can't assist with that.

Question: Things that are common at a mall with a variety of stores.


No one comes all night, lonely Christmas Eve by myself.

Question: Change the lyrics of a Christmas song to make it sad.


This is Gonzo's forgotten belongings.


During the ten-minute break, students gather at the school convenience store.


Come on, hop on me quickly.


Hmm... Ayako?


I came on a cyclone.


Introduce me to my wife.

Question: I don't want to be trapped in a room with her and can't get out without doing it.


Hey, what's up?


When I met my fifth new owner for the first time.


Is this a pen? No, that's a hat.

Question: Can you please teach me about the English textbook?


It smells like gum, I'll check it out.


Is it you? Did you sell information about my potential boyfriend to FRIDAY?


This allows me to retire without regret.

Question: An awesome line to say after striking out three times.


The gentleman answers the question with another question.

Question: I don't like this school.


Mouri Ran tried a new hairstyle.


I'm very sorry!


Long ago, in a place far away, there lived an old couple and their 45-year-old son who used to be a NEET but is now a freelancer.

Question: Please make the story more profound by changing it slightly.


Out of the sky... a girl?


Selling an unsellable car at the dealership for a fee, calling it scrapping or salvaging.

Question: Big motor incident about to be exposed again.


Giving up isn't the end. If you stop, it's the end. But only for the weak.

Question: Please ruin the sentence or famous quote by adding However or But.


Just cleared boundaries with my desk mate and realized I forgot my book for this class.


The common ending of the most beautiful girl in my grade who lived in the mountain area.


What should I do?

Question: Something like salt on spinach.


Small-stature championship final in the morning.


I charmed them with cuteness and got a red card!


New product with noise-cancellation feature for Airpods.


Press the button, and mischievous students will be shot out of the classroom.


Another Wednesday, Cro-chan?


When you have social anxiety and only know one person at the party.


Out出局! Time's up!

Question: What a line from a gyaruo baseball manga, huh?


Perverts who show ero images and giggle like idiots.

Question: The funny part is here, where I'm being silly.


Give me back the real mother you drove out!


Oh no, I think I went too far with the mods and now it's broken.


Having trained hard for four years, I ended up winning the championship due to a collective withdrawal of other competitors.


First day with a bike with a clutch.


Toothache means tax hike!


The sound of the delivery motorcycle echoes.

Question: Common things in the morning.


Teased, criticized, and only thinking about themselves - the delinquent gang.


No secret (heart)

Question: Favorite thing.


Everyone turned towards Doraemon after hearing Shizuka's fart.


Finally got the bag, turned around and found that someone had ridden away on the motorcycle.


Is there anyone in the customers who is better at guitar than this guy?!?


What's this joystick in the middle?


What's an operating license? I have no idea.


That hurts, man.


The big tree at the doorstep is celebrating its 74th birthday


Wow, it's free! All-you-can-eat grilled meat!


I have three.

Question: Please make a comment with SDGIS attached to it, as if you had a hat on your head.


Visualizing electrical signals in the hippocampus of the brain.


Kittens aren't coming out.


What? Dry cleaning only?


Ahead 6 kilometers, Medusa found.


40th anniversary photo of Cupid's work.


Can I tough it out with Kaneda?

Question: What the raccoon is thinking now.


Wait for the car, let me stretch my legs first.


Yay! Great job! And here's your reward, a rice cake.


You see, when swans are born, they don't have the same color as their father.


I woke up today.

Question: The winner is the guy who talked about something that doesn't matter.


If the bell rings for class and the teacher doesn't come, it becomes a rule that the principal has died.

Question: The strange rule at school.


Class management strategies when told by the physical education teacher during the 10th week of school.


The reaction replay on the surprise show.


I'm sorry, but the phrase Boots with gum on the bottom are wasteful so I'm going to throw them away is not a common expression used by Americans. A more common expression would be Throwing away boots with gum on the bottom is a waste, I'll clean them instead.


Don't get too antsy, okay?

Question: A smartphone with 50% charge would say this, I think.


My Cupid looked at me as I replied "You don't need an ID to watch a movie."


The boy didn't realize he had become a monster himself in his long adventure.


Jojo, I won't cry, are you being too rough with me?


I had to go number two and there was a huge line in the bathroom.


Let's spend peacefully.

Question: Good morning. What is today's goal?


Meat to be roasted.


Thanks for everything so far...you guys were amazing, Moto!


Ah, you know.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


PAN WITH A MISSION


Knife and fork.

Question: I don't feel happy even if I can use this dual-purpose thing.


I can't say I can't operate it anymore.


I'm just being silly.

Question: Tell me a word that makes people disappear around you.


The teacher said that there was a student who wrote an answer that no one else in the class got right, and everyone should learn from him to search for answers online and copy them. I


The crime scene doesn't have any footprints, so the culprit must be you


Manju (Japanese sweet bun)

Question: Please change one character in a certain landmark and make it into a puzzle.


"When you describe how smelly your roommate's feet are."


Hey Siri, can you do a jumping dance?

Question: Please change the group name to make it sound less cool.


Communicating with an alien from inside the ball.


Don't think you can just easily leave your family behind.


Watch out for 'take care' followed by 'rest.'


Please stop sexual harassment.


Captured a Mickey Mouse as a surprise for my Disney-loving owner.


For some reason, my wife also seems to be enjoying herself.

Question: And yet, now I'm enjoying this inexplicable chest pain that comes by chance.


Durability has been added to the vehicle inspection items.


Who shot this bullet?


About 8 volumes should be just right, as they can fit into a carry-on suitcase.

Question: Write a review of a manga you haven't read yet.


"This phone is too small; you can't fit '01, '02 on the screen. It's simple, just turn it sideways!"


I saw a glimpse of the truth.


Bamboo is popular.


Couples who meet and get married through matchmaking apps.


I impulsively confessed but was rejected spectacularly.


Hey man, I messed up that time, it's hard to see the stars at 6 in the morning, but it's all good.


Toy store owner.

Question: What is a guy like you who knows so much about Sailor Moon?


After receiving the death sentence, 60 years have passed.


Can't you appear in the anime version even if you wear women's clothes?


Get ready to report!


So, what's the zodiac sign for next year?


Could you please change to a bigger Poké Ball, little Chi?


Mom, what's this? Oh, this is new space food.


I forgot to lift the lid.


The sense of humor gets polished.

Question: The unexpected benefits of doing things by being foolish.


At that moment, the lord said... There is no certainty... and then history begins to move.


"I told you, Apollo has duplicated the questions."


After wearing a bamboo dragonfly, the wig flew away


You're making such a big deal out of these pickles being sour! It can't be that sour, come on. Everyone's acting like it's sour as hell and now I don't know what to eat.


Gift in the school hallway?


It seems that the teacher who guides students made something with a game console and a cell phone that was taken from a student.


I felt great after working out extensively.

Question: The most fun thing I did this New Year.


Okay, show me from the waist down!


pretty spacious, I guess.


Nice... I'm jealous...


No one can stop me from studying today.


I got 10 yen coins with gashes in them as change.

Question: I got as good a thing as getting a shiny 10 yen coin as change.


I tried to pick up a ghost on a whim and they agreed to do it for $5000 for the night.


The hero equipped themselves with a horse! The hero's defense went up by 2 points. Their wisdom went down by 8 points. They became the subject of cold stares from those around them.


May I graduate from being short.


Visited my mother and traveled 300,000 miles.

Question: Please make it 1000 times more interesting.


Keep it down! That's not a shaking banana toy!


There's pineapple in the vinegar pork, ohhhhhhhh!


Did you buy cotton?

Question: Did you sell the urethane?


Access now by scanning this QR code!


If the confession succeeds, we'll be a couple; if not, we'll seal our brotherhood with blood as cross-gender siblings.


Which direction is the station?


The secretary accidentally opened the explicit file of the president.


Happy Set features an electric gun.

Question: McDonald's shock new menu.


Pay the undercover informant the same amount as the bribe.

Question: Can you teach me a trick to avoid paying cable TV fees for N days?


Momotaro! I'll accompany you up to here! Quickly go over me!


I already have the attitude of declining firmly.


That's such an easy thing for someone like him to say.

Question: This convenience store employee seems laid back! What was the employee like?


Hey, did you wake up this morning? Me too!


Rubber Eraser Packed with Pencil Tips


Why are you destroying the building more than the monster me!


The parts to fix the broken time machine only exist in the future.

Question: This Doraemon will never return to the future.


All I did was knock over the incense burner.


Can't find a seat after getting my food.


Ramen Man

Question: Can you try changing the name of a popular character to something weaker-sounding?


The doctor is telling me to lose weight.


My milk is flowing like crazy.


If you watered protein, it would look like this.


My own dad jokes have entered the hall of fame.

Question: Tell me a scary story you woke up to.


Giant and Kaboom's character reveal.

Question: When Doraemon and Anpanman do a collaboration, it's common for this to happen.


To remove the cloudy flavor from the dashi later, I'll lay a filter sheet inside.


Yessir!


Jack Nicholson is admired.


I slept through New Year's.


The closer we get with each return.


Lipstick.

Question: Add one letter to a famous song and make it something completely different.


Why do they enforce manners on the public but not regulate TV?


What was the highest star rating received by a meme?

Question: What problem did I involuntarily look at twice during the test?


A man had his bra exposed.


Blow a raspberry from the second floor.

Question: Please give it your all.


When an earthquake comes, it's dangerous. That means taxes will increase.


Can I help you with that?


Automatically display the annual income of a YouTuber.

Question: If there were a feature on Ytube, it would be convenient.


You can't leave until someone comes back.

Question: What do you mean by the vague rules of a shady company?


He said, "You'll soon know how great I am," but he didn't expect it to happen so quickly.


The confession is direct.


Super Size me, please!

Question: Hero Eats, Power Boosts


The leg of the mat broke.


Whether to enter the furniture industry.

Question: In the midst of the rivalry between Daijuku Furniture, there was also a conflict with Daihakka Furniture. What was the cause?


It's the kind of tie that I like.


Excuse me, I'm not wearing any pants.


Ouch! This probably isn't a wall collision!


The minister said that he would knock on the client's door even if it meant dying.


Made quite a few good friends at the blind date party.


From left to right, 3rd gear, 2nd gear, 1st gear, neutral.


I can't really understand the feelings of people who move from the city on purpose.

Question: Country folk can relate to it.


Mom, I found a toasted bread!!!


Their friend's dying wish was to see their panties


Vroom!


I brought my baby to school with me.


The host's lung capacity is so impressive that every time they breathe, the guests feel short of oxygen.


Ouch!


The difficulty of having a reply board.

Question: Country folk can relate to it.


Going back to the first day of vacation on the last day of summer break.

Question: Summer vacation is not over yet.


The next postcard is from "Whitebeard in a Hairbreadth Escape" (a 56-year-old man). He said I have someone I like at work."


I got hit really hard...


Can't pay back the loan? Guess I gotta work on the docks.


Probably flying.


The summer vacation painting diary from the first day was amazing.


The cat in my arms keeps moving around constantly when picking up the delivery.


Sorry, I don't get it.

Question: Please transform the name of your smartphone alarm or game into something sad and see how it looks.


Three kinds of sacred treasures have been popular as retro furniture since their initial release.

Question: Ten years of data on marshes, 32,211 observations.


I cannot become a magical girl.


Oil field prohibited items.

Question: Can you tell me a proverb that might be said in the Middle Eastern region?


Australian cat.


Both noses itch, but the one that makes you sneeze has more dust in it.

Question: The difference between modesty and pride.


I find myself unexpectedly engrossed in the experience of trapping eels.


Change 5 minutes to 5 seconds.

Question: What would you want to do first if you acquired a钝化剂?


I tried photosynthesis because regular people can't eat it.


Remo

Question: Make it a modern-sounding title for 'My Neighbor Totoro'


The evaluation team exceeded the billion mark.


What the hell do I have to say for you to understand... it's AVE, not ABE.


Leisure people play basketball.

Question: Daytime break antics.


Seems like I'm about to emerge deep into the misty woods.


We're giving nutrients to the flowers... do you have any paper?


Tanaka, who mistakenly put an important document into the shredder, is rapidly approaching his most moving apology phase.


Ponyo-style girl


I got it, the culprit is...


The frame isn't long enough.


Eating frogs.


Be my baby, be my baby, be my baby, oh yeah!


Hey, otter.


Miss, your gum has fallen out!


Evil organization! Not a ramen shop!


I am... a Precure?


The Iwano family is getting old.

Question: What's the next preview that everyone will want to see from Sasae-san?


In Japan, it's not about getting one billion people active, it's about preventing one billion people from becoming unemployed.

Question: Please say something like 'It's curry, not karē.'


If this happens, my wife won't be able to stop it.


Yikes! I'm about to blow up!


Google it.

Question: Can you please explain the folktale of 'Jorōgumo' in great detail?


They asked for my address and account number first.

Question: Please tell me the reason why you don't even want to reveal your name, if possible.


Yummy.


How did you get there?


I'm going to Fuji TV to do a commentary on Nippon Television.


Stop adding wasabi!


Nakajima, Hey Koshiba, let's play baseball! Katsuo, What?...We've been playing baseball all along haven't we?


You've really grown, haven't you? What do you feel like doing today?


Go ahead and take pictures!


Pow!


Let's go high-five now. I'll give you a ride.


We still don't understand the principle to this day.

Question: Can you explain how the escalator works?


What girl should I go with today?


Catherine in real life.


I remember as far as being lulled to sleep by the lullaby of the brave.


Okay, when I give the signal, just go all out and don't look back for sure.


Wow, Buddha-like!

Question: What happened between the gods and the Buddha?


Your hand fell off.


Fusion failed.


My lips are too dry to laugh heartily today.


The player's name is John.


I won a hair dryer in the annual meeting lottery.


Three-strand bob.


It's not raining at all, so I'm watering the plants.


The sense of naming seems like a joke.

Question: Please tell me the biggest scandal of Johnny & Associates.


I don't need rubber.


Is the camera turning?


I deeply regret making Beyblades with flint stones.


Insurance card? Oh no, I shredded it!

Question: When Banksy went to the hospital, please tell me what happened.


Hauling the Moving Castle

Question: Please add one character to the title and make it sound boring.


Advantages. I'm impressed by how creative you are to come up with such an idea, it broadens my perspective. Disadvantages. I feel like I don't have any sense about this.

Question: Can you please tell me the pros and cons of being ditzy?


Short business hours.

Question: I don't want to say anymore.


The curly hair was sticking to the chin, the curly hair was sticking to the cheek, and even some curls came out of the mouth.


She's got a messed up sense of SNS aesthetics.


Fire! Fire! Fire! and I'm spraying the fire extinguisher.

Question: What would you do if a couple of unsophisticated people did something inappropriate when the elevator door opened?


The real-life version of Milky.


The supervisor is not coming.


The fire was too big, and kind-hearted old Wang only rescued a hat from his neighbor's house.


Hmm... a high fever, so let's stand in front of the medical office as punishment.


Today, the teacher will explain food chain to the children.


Are you sure we're meeting here?


Did I lock the front door?


Defense! Defense!


Magical Express Delivery

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


The non-fiction Living freely without being limited to two-dimensional proportions... is heart-wrenching.


Buy a ticket.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


The math class finally ended with the bell ringing, but some students started asking questions.


I raised you from a young age, and you treat me like this? Don't point your finger at me!


I was shrunk by some organization. Why me?


Tetris is falling down really fast.


The world only God knows.


After 38 years, I finally got Turkish ice cream.


The face-off has really heated up.


Isn't it said that we should walk for 10 minutes after getting off? I don't see any bodies!


That was a lucky break to buy tulle.


Dad! Buy me this, please.


I was itching. It could have been a cat too.


When I opened the flying book, this guy jumped out.


This is the criminal's motive for committing the crime.


I have a bold idea.


You guys aren't human!!

Question: Tell me a phrase that means 'it's not about looks.'


Boiling Bugs Billions from Buckwheat.

Question: Please say something like a billion stars falling from the sky.


David Shibata, who knows everything about the universe.

Question: Please create a compound word using the phrase 'gap' and 'wife'. Example: Italian monk.


Anne with an E

Question: Don't wrap it like an onigiri.


Grandpa's Will

Question: Who's listening? What's the title of that radio program?


You're going to be a dad!


This video of cutting onions is too realistic.


Wow! A missile has defected! Missile death penalty!


Memory has been deleted.


I should mention that I'm not Dumbledore or Gandalf!


I almost peed in the convenience store's urinal.

Question: The funniest thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.


Sister got a return from her in-laws' house.


I can't see anything.


What's the point of understanding? You should be angry!


Hardly evil.


I'm normal!


I want to become a member of Johnny's Jr.

Question: I wish I could go back to being a middle school student.


The request has no meaning other than being intentionally dirty.

Question: A word that starts with i and ends with i.


On the train.


Your mother's a whore.

Question: Please make the Miko angry.


Hiding and catching mice.


A talking dog appears.

Question: Threetaro should not be in the commercial.


Why did I raise my hand?


"Hey, kid, move inside the yellow line!"


Don't think you can bully me just because I'm repeating a grade. Let me tell you, our principal is my classmate now!


Seeing the ground staff hanging onto the wing in the rearview mirror


Got to go pee.


Which table ordered the Four Treasure Meatballs? Here you go.


Museum

Question: It sounds scary but it's not really, a spooky ghost story from Japan called Kaitour.


Yes! I'll handle it over here today!


Roll with it, Liv 21.


Wait, something even better is coming up.


Interest.

Question: What convenience store items are surprisingly absent?


Heya, lettuce and tomato! (Dokon, dokon)

Question: Can you please tell me which commercial you dislike?


Scratch off with a coin.


When I asked my wife, she said it's okay for me to stop breathing now.

Question: What should I do, I'm out of breath already?


A new baozi roll from the restaurant Matl has 8 times the ingredients, according to the shopkeeper.


Where did the T-Rex go?


AED applied, but the giant doesn't budge an inch.


So the bathroom is small, right?


Do you understand futon compression bags? Oh, those.

Question: Can you explain to someone who knows nothing about Pokemon what a Poké Ball is?


The rice split and the god appeared.


The son suddenly brought a very slim girl back.


Policeman uncle, why did you come out just for one cent?


Are you satisfied with your current income? There might be something better out there.


Make Misaey angry.

Question: How do you collect lots of stars?


More, please!


Did you eat grilled fish?


Pens are stronger than swords, but only when used by Yoshida Satomi.

Question: Please ruin the sentence or famous quote by adding However or But.


Facial recognition isn't working well.


Ouch, ouch, come on over here!


I feel like something is different about the live-action adaptation of working cells.


That student on duty over there, stop clapping the erasers!


Counterattack in the cloud.


Gender affects attitude.

Question: Desperate woman.


I won the lottery, didn't I?


No matter how cute you act, illegal entry is still illegal. I'm going to report it.


The worst outcome happened after waking up from a hangover.


Should I keep donating blood or stop?


Our kids also like it, so we asked if you would sell it for 80.


"Slow down... Is this really a trip? Why is there a sign on the box that says 'Its name is Ao Miu'?"


The athlete is desperate to convey the present time.


tetris dropped something awesome.


Evanescence (from the Japanese title Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Question: Those cute kids have such sparkly but pitiful names.


In fact, it's more than a beer belly - it's a four-belly!


I chased the mouse all the way to this room trying to catch it, and when I got inside, there was a huge capybara.


Shyness, huh...

Question: Please give the person who messed up on the second question as many stars as possible.


Employees with resignation intentions account for 94%.

Question: 6% of employees are enthusiastic.


A way to reduce the surplus amount of milk.

Question: Did you pull a fast one on me?


I really want that house next time.


That's the hand of the grandson.


Number one, not just number one, only one is the catchphrase.

Question: SMAPPER things might happen in the party.


Blackjack, pair!


JueEr used all his strength to catch the falling peanut with his mouth.


I am in love with myself~

Question: Starting today, it's the new school year. Can you please give me a funny lie related to April Fool's Day?


Did you summon me?


This year, the children's wish is "world peace."


The one in the blue shirt is weird, he shows off 'Ra's Dragon of Wings' just by using his hands.


Trying to pass with aggressive driving resulted.


I completely forgot about club practice and didn't touch any of the summer homework that wasn't finished yet.


Oh no!

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


Just press the star button, I'm being silly.

Question: Just saying something as simple as 'putting in blueberries.'


The hunter on the run has been exposed.


The chopsticks in the canteen are too tight to hold.


Do you have fun every day?

Question: To the ruling class and upper-class people, I have one thing to say.


What's the talk about plastic surgery?


Being taken away by aliens at an unexpected time.


I received an offer from a child laborer.


My rebellious teenage son threw a mud pie at me, but my husband's superpower dried it instantly and sucked it up in one breath.


God must have been luring me because I felt so good.

Question: Unbelievable last name.


$12,000 is still not enough.

Question: I'm sorry about the anime's theme song.


Gummy bears! Tooth fairy thieves!


Trunks says, I think so too...HAH!*

Question: Don't ask me such a thing.


Doraemon's secret gadget can somehow help us.

Question: If you break tomorrow, even if it's you.


You have bad taste in lighting at your place.


I didn't want to bop along.

Question: Conan dropped an explosive statement.


All leadership roles go to Sato Ryota.

Question: Big motor incident about to be exposed again.


An actor wearing all black tights is on vacation with pay.

Question: In a typical episode of Detective Conan where no one dies.


Horieemon.

Question: Doraemon doesn't have that character.


Making curry.

Question: Don't do it while eating poop.


Yeah, yeah, yeah, they said while passing around the tweezers.


Another dirty play with the senior.


Cell phones back in the day weren't as high performing as they are now, you know?

Question: Ten years of data on marshes, 32,211 observations.


The mouth speaks as much as the purpose.


That meat was yours, wasn't it?


I was told there were 151 Pokemon, but I recently realized that there must be 152 because I saw Celebi when I was little.


After hearing that her husband was missing, the expression on the wife's face couldn't hide her inner unease.


A really scary true story about a staircase.


Welcome to the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building!


The door keeps getting destroyed.

Question: Conan and Umaru collab is so cute!


The color timer ran out of battery and I didn't notice, so it ended 10 minutes into it.

Question: I don't like this Ultraman.


Charge.


Oh, I get it now.


Awful selfies.


August 8th is Hat Day and Thanksgiving Day.

Question: What is the tire saying?


Sounds like we're out of sync.


It's impossible to keep four cats at my place, what do you guys think?


I used to play soccer so I have a habit of...


A wreath of chrysanthemum bouquets made by the bereaved.

Question: I don't want the service at an unpleasant funeral home.


Oh, delicious? That's great! (I can't wait to drink my Calpis-flavored yogurt).


Delivery available hotel.

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


The neighboring customer launched a jet stream attack.


What's our share of the umbrella chocolate?


The girls in physical education class.


The cheat writer.


Can't find the right font for my threatening letter.


Um, I found STAP cells.

Question: Can you help me come up with an excuse for being late to work?


Little Nightmares 3


This knife has been soaked in poison that can kill 500,000 dinosaurs.


I am not dead yet!


Softbank, stop messing around by Misdos employee.

Question: How was your weekend?


Be careful in the future and don't drop your trombone in water again.


No matter how hard I try, I can't fit it back into its original packaging.


Two happy faces.


First of all, who does Gian eat?

Question: When Doraemon and Anpanman do a collaboration, it's common for this to happen.


Sir/Madam, I believe there are two unaccounted-for grapefruits...


Peace of mind and security.

Question: What is the purpose of the Olympics?


Let's go bowling, Iseno!