Well, it's already 3 o'clock after Sunday morning woke up.


Last of the Mohicans.


Zombie role, huh? (tear)


A friend who evaluated me disappeared...

Question: Something sad happened because of my stupid mistake.


Um, can I get salmon please?


Yankee couple.

Question: In zombie movies, the one who always gets killed.


Does this come with a stuffed animal?


Still, Big Five-Ron persevered.


No matter how bad of a person, after watching Precure for three episodes, you'll see, your heart will become beautiful.


The character who gets deducted points in shooting games looks too annoying.


After discovering the overload, the decision was made to have one person get off.


Which expression do you choose for when your house was on fire upon returning home?


No, I'd like the smaller and round one please.


I can't stand how erratic my boyfriend is.


Keep your distance, or you'll get splashed.


It turns out that thing really made coffee.


Before/After Divorce.


You can't attack the center without bringing down both sides first, type of enemy.


Does tree sap really taste good?


Even if nothing happens if we swap your soul and my soul, isn't it okay to do so?

Question: Can you please say something that I don't quite understand?


Did I have such big ears when I had short hair?


Advantage: Use your head when you get lost. Disadvantage: You can get pretty down because there are no stars.

Question: Can you please tell me the pros and cons of being ditzy?


Because it's Halloween, you could get reported for dressing up.

Question: Please tell me what I should be careful about when traveling to茨城県.


The car has been driving for a long time without any service stations.


Surfing at the beach.

Question: Never do anything during a typhoon.


Mom is still angry


This pack of cigarettes will expire in five minutes.


It's been so long since you've worn them, it's about time we got to wear them too.


The race track is grass, not dirt.

Question: Something that seems likely for a Triple Crown winner like Justify.


Bothersome?

Question: When the treasure chest was a mimic, it was just as annoying.


I can't say it's so embarrassing, I still don't have a name yet!

Question: Please tell me the reason why you don't even want to reveal your name, if possible.


Oh, I never knew the one knocking on the door!


Oda Nobunaga changed his profile picture.


Papai (female, 89 years old)


Why are clouds forming outside the atmosphere?


What the hell is this place and who the hell am I? My memory's shot ever since I became a politician.


The last friend left was an elephant.


The floor became transparent, couldn't dare to come down.


The smell of an event? This gets me excited, woot!


Smile.

Question: What convenience store items are surprisingly absent?


When I was in the US the other day, I couldn't communicate in Japanese.

Question: Something that shohei koizumi might say.


I want to eat.

Question: I wish I could go back to being a middle school student.


I was just planning on tapping Outaka's shoulder lightly as a greeting...


The guide is said to be familiar with the local area, which makes me feel both excited and uneasy.


The fields in our family have all been plowed.


Don't say 'see you tomorrow'.

Question: NHK Today, the typical thing about the disappearing grandmother who says 'I don't know' all the time.


The DIY wallet materials package has been delivered.


The most useless feature of smart toilets is online match-and-play.


I want to bump into something ordinary.


Open the door.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


When I looked up at the moon, there was something other than a rabbit.


Shut up, man.

Question: Try adding 7 letters to the title (in alphabetical order) and see if it's interesting.


Little Fat's Death Note has taken effect.


COWCOW's new joke 'Side Tripping!!'


Is it a game glitch?


Go, Red Team! Don't lose, White Team!


The only classmate who didn't see the teacher come.


Right angle.


Bookoff, but there were books.


Hmm...this smells like oil.


The girl's talk undermines the suspect's alibi.

Question: A police officer going on a blind date might do the following things.


Learning materials in zip format.


Hurry up! We're going to be late for the moonwalk!


It's not good.

Question: If I were to hear those words from Tominaga, they would be unpleasant.


I'm trying to do photosynthesis.


The elevator door closed at quitting time.


I am smoking drugs up my nose.


When I woke up, there was an unfamiliar ceiling.

Question: I've been thinking lately that I'm getting older and older.


Finally found under the vending machine.


Where did Hachisuke go?


I can't do it myself, but I'm still interested in hearing more about it.


What if you give up? The game is over.

Question: Please ruin the famous line by changing it slightly.


Craftsmen welding between couples.


Ninety degrees.


Out and about, the social life is over. Either shout to cancel out the sound or whatever.


Oh my gosh, so much came out! 💦


Sing in harmony with the firefly's light.

Question: Can you teach me how to cut the speaking time of the principal in half?


Bloodstain Pattern Analysis


Can you please rewind the video for me?

Question: Get me some soy sauce from the back and say it again.


The object is making the front blurry.

Question: New eight is finding it inconvenient now that his vision has decreased to 50.


Earth.

Question: If you could only bring one thing to a deserted island, what would it be?


Did you do these wrong questions for your child?


Tonight's surprising discovery!


I got into trouble.

Question: What is a guy like you who knows so much about Sailor Moon?


One child ticket, please.


After they threw me up in celebration, no one caught me.


Tiny!


Well, diversity is becoming more and more mainstream these days, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't do it here too!


That all-you-can-eat seafood buffet is not the same as fresh sea food, right?


Can I have Famichiki, please?

Question: I called out once.


Sorry, my son got into trouble and took the frying pan.


Shanks has both arms.

Question: What happened during the broadcast of Asahi Television that caused an influx of viewer complaints?


Something's not right about the third of July and the third of March.


Travel destination: Everyone uninjured


Do they make it all the way to my intestines and survive?


Can you please give me an infinite amount of healing in my brain with your cute and comforting presence?


Give me three seconds.


Let's try it out together with GANSHA and SCATO SWAP.

Question: Can you please tell me the title of a song that sounds like it should exist but doesn't?


School trip wooden sword.

Question: Bought it but ended up not using it.


The man's head smells so bad I want to use self-destruct mode.


You when the air conditioner is just turned on.


The lice and flea armies are researching who to attack first.


Can I date someone as awesome as Aoi Yuu?


Isn't the ceiling low in Koutun's house?

Question: When you go up to someone else's house, something common happens.


Let's explore the little horse house.

Question: When Maria got pregnant, what she thought.


Staying overnight causes the adventure book to disappear.

Question: Dragon Quest-inspired Big Motor.


I drank Megashake.


Why do you want me to take off my clothes, doctor?


Nothing happened.

Question: Guilty, what happened?


Shiro, shrunk by the small light, is being carried away to an ant's nest.


Just for show, that's all.


I apologize for that all-you-can-eat restaurant we just ate at.


Let's take a selfie, baby.


Green returned to the desert people.


Why are we living such primitive lives?

Question: An ancient person time-traveled to the present day! What was the shocking first thing they said to a modern person?


No matter what, I can't beat the slime...


Kim Jong-un


Received word of Thomas's derailment.


We've been talking and delaying the restoration of electricity, but I can't take it anymore.


Let's go! Finally, it's here! I can't wait anymore! Look over there, ants are carrying caterpillars!


Dog A is watching. Dog B is watching.


Jokes that I thought were funny don't get any stars at all.

Question: Blonde moment, seven wonders.


Got hemorrhoids.


Leeches can suck.

Question: The celebrity seems like someone who would make quips about the navigation system's guidance.


Hey you! That's not the second ball!


What about Krillin?

Question: If we were to create a Dragon Ball character playing card, what might some of the reading cards be?


The state of clothes washed in the washing machine.


All of it was taken by my grandchild.


Please, don't do that  I'm cooking


Excuse me, do you have anything that hasn't been rung up at the register?


The ice cream with doll head is melting.


Simba doesn't seem very keen on being king.


Size doesn't matter when it comes to challenging oneself.

Question: Please say something like pie for runners.


I was told I looked exactly like Mr. Issasaka's father.


Okaaaaay! Okaaaay! Okaaaay... (confused face)


I had a feeling of whether or not I was going to die.


This event is also very friendly towards free players.


During the pandemic, lifeguards were required to work from home.


I guess I ended up renting a DVD!


Put on a mask!


An impish demon who delights in tripping people up.


I need to buy masks, but I don't have any. If I go out to buy them, I need to wear a mask. So, I can't buy masks without masks.


Pan de aceite.

Question: That famous young person is extremely messy. Please explain.


Why is there still dust? Clean it again!


Budget deficit.

Question: What are some things that become difficult as they get bigger?


Siri, your breath smells bad. Please move your phone away.


Watching someone on the surveillance camera and making them laugh.


Help me out with my body! It's a triple Axel, ahhhhhhh!


X-ray.

Question: Never heard of that person, don't know their name.


We have three more chances on the green side. This is a big, important chance to attack.


Hold on, loading...


Sorry, I'm late for our first blind date. "It's okay... actually, I just got here too."


When I wake up, my tongue is burned from ramen.

Question: Drunkard's behavior, or Hangover stories.


Hey, what's up?


Secretly using the phone to browse the internet during the exam to find a good way to cheat.


Dating in a dream.

Question: What I want to do on Christmas Eve.


There is a mysterious new force in the rock-paper-scissors world.


There is nothing lost.

Question: Please show off your skills, Matchi.


My cat isn't very affectionate.


Why didn't you do it for me?!?


Smash the pot and damage the car.

Question: Dragon Quest-inspired Big Motor.


Go Ichikawa's power theory won't stop.


The cat on the automatic vacuum cleaner sees itself in its eyes.


I've practiced for three years, so I should be able to do a Kamahameha wave by now, but I'm still not able to.


Can you switch to the lunar calendar already?


You find that you missed the episode you wanted to watch most.


No way, there's no time left for that kind of gap.

Question: If you give up, the game is over, so please respond to that.


I think it's a popular phrase that has caught on.

Question: What's the buzzword of the year?


This will be fixed in version 2.01.


Naming the fish in the aquarium.

Question: Sorry, but I can't assist with that.


Thanks for taking photos of my husband and me, you're really kind.


A glimpse of the class observation in Gunma Prefecture.


I bought vegetables at the supermarket and it turned out that the face of the producer behind Kore ga Atarashii was this person.


The 'laugh' character is really difficult to write!


The bike repairman said this can check for leaks.


You're the fourth victim of stumbling upon that table corner.


How about a showdown at 10,000 feet in the Alps?


Change the orientation of the speaker from horizontal to vertical.


According to grandma, it doesn't seem like they're coming back to life.

Question: Is it really Krillin?


During military training, there are always classmates who get the directions wrong.


Night driving.


Work!

Question: What are your plans for today?


Searching hard, indeed.


Cat's gratitude.


I want to borrow a cat's paw? This is the cat's paw.


My common friend was really into sugar daddy dating.


This is a new and strong adhesive.


In practical training, there are nothing but deductions.

Question: What is the thing that Suzuki Takashi, who always gets 100 on tests, is weak at?


The owner was excitedly running around in the yard after seeing the snow.


The classmates who didn't bring the same thing are being scolded severely by the teacher.


Hey, it looks like you're stopped, young one!


Long time no see.


Sorry, I can't assist with that.

Question: The most fun thing I did this New Year.


How did you know that?

Question: You've finished 'Mitsuo'.


Here's the guy from yesterday's after-party.


Alright, it's the rare monster's appearance time! Let's log in!


Chinese game companies are really stepping up their advertising game.


Did we touch today?


You ain't no bread man!


We're heading out to target the Hammer G crash.

Question: Common things that happen during aggressive driving on the Bell 100.


Tom and Jerry with three months to live.

Question: Can you please add 'three months to live' to all the titles and dialogue and make it melancholic?


I am full of treasures and humans can make me into many delicious dishes.


Came home to find someone occupying it.


Let's go! Cheer up!


Here, you're wearing a mask too, right?


Don't be such a baby about a bunch of broken toys!


Welcome to the Victims Association for Mixing Up Hand Cream and Glue.


The teacher is close by.


The bodies have been swapped, but how do I get that guy to wear clothes?


Was that your uniform today...?


Bra is flying during the speech.

Question: SMAPPER things might happen in the party.


Doraemon-less Doraemon who said he could live without Doraemon planned to break up with Shizuka.


I got called a son of a bitch.


Chips Ahoy!

Question: Can you recommend a brand new, innovative and delicious popsicle that I've never had before?


Finally, it seems like the time has come to shed this burden...


Just stepped on my own house.


ATM Revolution.

Question: Try adding one letter from the alphabet to a person's name or group name and see how funny it sounds.


The Yomiuri Giants.

Question: - He's a very demanding person, with 1000 requests.


Stop the ball.

Question: I will aim to become a professional golfer, like Yui Kimura.


After seeing the cut bangs, ask someone to find the hairdresser and settle accounts.


Things seem to be getting interesting.


Five o'clock night.


My brother keeps calling me to play games while hanging out with my girlfriend.


My nose hurts.


The swimming coach in Goose Country is really strict.


The right hand is ten times stronger than the left hand.


It's tomatoes.

Question: Can you please explain the folktale of 'Jorōgumo' in great detail?


Hey, buddy.


I'm still so sexy today.


There is no jam element.

Question: Please tell me Mr. Jam's烦恼.


I can't wait to buy it!


A female warrior as a Bond girl.

Question: I wonder if this sushi restaurant is a spy maybe?


Pay close attention?

Question: Please get carried away with editing the title.


Dracula's son.


Hey, hot stuff! But when I turned around, it was a frumpy-looking girl!


Quality inspector girlfriend.


The old man didn't get off the bus until five stops had passed.


It must have been then that I lost the key.


This is my watermelon!


Starts with making in class, Tanaka's quick speech.


Dad, you should go back and sleep. This is my bed.


Stomach discomfort after eating.


Darth Vader is way different than I imagined him to be in real life.


I'm confused about whether to write it as Cu or copper.

Question: The winner is the guy who talked about something that doesn't matter.


From the middle finger for Wi-Fi, and from the little finger for Bluetooth.


Yesterday, I crossed the pedestrian crossing you helped me with.


At the center of the world, I shout love but no one is listening.

Question: The world's coolest way to be swept off one's feet.


Sorry, I can't do that.


Keep a low profile.


Shut up.

Question: Please tell me the decisive difference between people who have a girlfriend and those who don't.


Rotten to the core!

Question: Please give it your all.


Firing employees who missed the train.

Question: What did Inaba want to do by taking 100 people with him?


In bowling, on the first throw, strike 8.


The cash register nearby has opened.


The safety circle has become so small.


Can't bear to let go, no matter how much I want to.

Question: Why do countries with nuclear weapons oppose nuclear weapons?


A seal skipped on the water.


To a man who blushed and said 'Pies are still the best!' in front of a woman, my friend gently splashed pie all over his face.


That's annoying, my husband keeps feeding the neighbor's dog and it's causing problems.


So, you summoned us all just to know whether we urinate with our front legs or back legs?


I have no connection to stock prices.

Question: What came back to life 15 minutes ago?


Just do nothing.

Question: I can't help thinking that this must be the same dish I practiced the day before in cooking实习.


The boss went to eat Crazy Thursday.


Oh no, that's a trap!


Grandpa who sings music can't seem to figure it out.


"The Buddha on the escalator, finally off work."


Yuck.

Question: An ancient person time-traveled to the present day! What was the shocking first thing they said to a modern person?


I kept walking and finally emerged from the long, unfamiliar tunnel to arrive at the station - Kisaragi Station.


Nervousness hits me as I use a telescope for the first time.


Pay-to-win player.


Welcome back! I told you so.


That's because of Dolce & Gabbana's bad breath.

Question: I wish you could make the lyrics fun by changing them a little bit.


Christmas Eve, do I put this in my son's stocking?


Now please listen to Mr. Table speak.


Did you see it? What color are Nobita's undies?


Winning the game, but losing the bet.

Question: What the hell are you talking about?


What is this? Is Pikkoro the Great Demon King sealed inside?


What happened to my glasses?!


Uncle Kogoro, my stepfather.

Question: Conan dropped an explosive statement.


His toe poked out through a hole in his boots.


Hey guys! It's me! This is Yoshi! I am who I am! So!


lonely


Found Biden-chan.


I'm also not a fan of beauty, so let's agree and not date.

Question: Something you shouldn't say to a woman who dislikes handsome men.


Jiyuta Sahara's cute makeup.

Question: Please create a compound word using the phrase 'gap' and 'wife'. Example: Italian monk.


I just want to find someone who is still awake, no matter if it's on TV or the radio.

Question: There are still some people awake over here.


Explain to me! What's inside the box that the drunk guy from Showa is holding with a rope tied around it.


Member of the rising sun.


Hey guys, I swam all the way from California to pull this sinking ship.


Show me yours, I'll show you mine!

Question: Get me some soy sauce from the back and say it again.


I can do ten of them! Watch closely!


Ugh, the vacation is over already!


And I should grow another 20 cm...

Question: I was struck by how much the human body has yet to develop.


Flip the meat for grilling.


Drinking and reflecting on a stolen bottle of Beaujolais while tasting it.


I'm sorry, I can't open.

Question: What happens when a man is noticed by a woman?


Naoto's hallway poisoning cure is too unlikely.


Face the music.


A friend who said they would drop by if they had time actually came as a guest.


Hey, Sumi!

Question: This year's buzzword of the year.


What the heck.

Question: The last thing written in the love letter was something unpleasant.


Mask alone makes her beautiful.


It's none of my business.

Question: What was the reason for a couple to break up after only 5 minutes of dating?


Where did that mouse go? Look up capture methods online!


Who is it?! It's me.


We've been going for half the day and it's surprising how much fuel we still have left.


Oh, I see now. People always say you look like this.


Yoshi can only carry up to 70 kilograms.

Question: Please make Mario anxious.


Drowning in debt.

Question: Puzzle game life, match-3, things that are common.


I dried your face, which had been wet all this time and was falling off.


Don't go through the torii gate even if you go to a shrine.

Question: Whispering, but it's really a plausible manner.


Cats are cute animals, especially mine.


The ad time is almost over.


My girlfriend's bedroom is stairs-like.


Forgot to buy rice...


We will sweep away social pests without neglecting even minor violations of the law.


Next time, wrongful conviction.

Question: The protagonist's catchphrase was I'll make sure to convey it with all my might! as a result.


Man, I can't believe I'm getting all this just from watching one movie!


"Hey, where's the baby?"


Shrouded in afterglow.

Question: I don't like customers like this.


Please hold onto what is most important to you.


It's not normal to be able to put eye drops in from the second floor.

Question: It's better not to stay on top of a rock for more than three years.


Five centimeters per second.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


Please leave me alone.


The anonymous box left at the doorstep was printed with "Healthcare Massager" on its exterior.


What? You're also carrying backpacks!


Due to financial difficulties, Fuji Television will be filing for bankruptcy.

Question: Please watch Crayon Shin-chan despite it being an unreasonable finale.


Now I'm being grilled by a third party right in front of me!


Blowing it without realizing it.

Question: Can you tell me some random funny things?


Condoms thrown into the toilet.


Just five more minutes.


She promised you.


That thing swells to three times its size and becomes hard in an emergency, lasting longer.

Question: Please teach me the grace that I am ashamed to receive from God.


Fake money on the entire page.

Question: What was the reason for the problems with the coloring book right after it was released?


Do you have the lid stopper seal with you, among the customers?


When I try to take a picture, an unfamiliar white person always ends up in the shot.


Excuse me, I'm here to make my move-in greetings.


By mistake, I got this in the first issue.


Everyone forgot their instruments.


What's up from morning?


Even if you know the erogenous zones, you don't understand how women feel.


Tamagotchi lifts Mount Fuji from below.

Question: What happens when you press the mysterious button discovered at the top of Mount Fuji?


At the opening ceremony of enrollment, three people who know each other but are not very familiar met each other among parents.


I heard that the leaderless rider would appear, but I never thought Kaos rider would come out too...


Somehow, Flame managed to dodge Zarak's attack.


AFRAC Sales Meeting


When one bird chirps Welcome, all the birds start chirping Welcome.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about the bird nobility.


He's on the wrong team, but it's hard to say.


Amazon sold me a defective item.

Question: I don't like these sparkly names. What kind of name?


The wrong method of processing.


You seem to like this old couple's house.


Calculate this area.


I'll be there on Monday.

Question: An ancient person time-traveled to the present day! What was the shocking first thing they said to a modern person?


I accidentally dropped it in the bath and it was a huge mess.


Kiss marks on my breasts too, ♥.


Turn right, otherwise you won't be able to hit them!


My boyfriend isn't very skilled at taking pictures.


After approaching and inquiring, got punched and retreated to the subordinate's side


Spilled water, the ground was just wiped.


Hear my recitation of the Buddha's name.


Yesterday was Branch Beard, who helped me out.


I looked down upon/downto someone doing a prostration.


Remember when I was holding my husband's racket earlier?


Trying on jeans in the fitting room, but the mirror is too high.


Mr. said, 'Well, since it's March 3rd today...' The attendance numbers for that moment were 3rd, 13th, 23rd, and 33rd.


We need to arrest him before he gets more suspicious.


Someone's on the LINE.


The alarm clock set for 8 o'clock woke me up due to needing to pee at this time.


Boss gave me this cat and now I'm dealing with its attitude.


My daughter and son supposedly went out to eat, but it's nothing special, we haven't eaten yet either.


Can't handle all the toner I'm applying.


During prayer, make the letter M by raising three fingers and pointing them downwards.

Question: The world's religious organizations often do things like McDonald's.


Dad had a happy-looking couple photo with this daughter.


If you can't pay the rent, please leave. Wait, landlord!


Boss bonus.


Don't worry! I'm wearing it.


Rat elimination.

Question: Something is missing from the land of dreams.


I have a good feeling about this.

Question: Is a pink development really just any kind of development?


Pig that can't fly.

Question: Please explain Kim Jong-un to me in layman's terms.


This is so cute! For my lunch box!


The doctor said that having low white blood cells is not good for your health.


A new hunter has been released.


I already know!


Someone came to pick me up. Actually, I'm not a stray cat. Sorry for lying to you. But no matter what, I had so much fun today.


After taking it out of my pocket, I am unraveling the code forever.

Question: People who always have earphones with them tend to do common things.


By definition, when you define good-looking guys, aren't you judging them based on their faces?

Question: Something you shouldn't say to a woman who dislikes handsome men.


Sorry, my mom doesn't let me go out to play.


The two rings lost for many years have finally been found.


This always happens at checkout.


That corner is prone to going out of bounds, so we'll put on two-piece rollers on the day of the tournament.


In an instant, there is a possibility of the bacteria coming back to life.

Question: What's left after 99.9% of the bacteria are killed?


It's always like this when it comes to paying the bill.


I couldn't understand the wisdom of the wheel, so I tried wearing earrings for now.


You guys just watch and don't give anything.


The origin story of Kamen Rider 1.


I cleaned up, but my mother-in-law's nuisance made this mess.


Great! I thought it was going extinct!


Forgot.


Attacking while the enemy is transforming


After ten years of marriage.


Let's check answers together after the exam.


On the iPhone 13 Pro, I took the photo.


I only wear the glove man mask when I meet up with Bat-kun and Ball-chan.

Question: I hate this kind of panda bread.


What milk? I didn't see it.


Title: Ambulance.


My girlfriend's romantic history.


I rolled violently and was laughing at first, but the clouds looked suspicious.


Sylvanian Family has come to an end.


She came for food for the third time.


After waiting for 25 years, I finally got into the park.


Helped an old lady who was having trouble, heh.


I wasn't the only one who didn't get high-fived.


You're using chopsticks.


Hey, you got some high nuts, bro.


Wake up.


Half-Tiger-striped.

Question: A team called Hanshin Tigers and Yomiuri Giants was born in the league. Please tell me its features.


I settled in to watch TV, thinking it was the weekend... but then I realized it was still a weekday and my face dropped.


Should I slouch or study hard?

Question: The difference between furlough and school lunch.


Evaluate the performance of woodpeckers.


What's on TV?


Oh! This kid looks just like Dick's son.


Wonderful Drive.


Here's a can for the road.


You will regret letting me go in 3 seconds.


Hey, I think you wanted to say less café au lait milk?


August 31st for students who haven't done any homework at all.

Question: Please tell me the reason why you can't sleep.


I found a ghost waiting for me 20 meters ahead.

Question: Give it a shot.


That's not a cream puff, it's a roll cake!


Can I have a Happy Set, please?


Every Sunday, broadcasting 'Black Rangers!!'


Don't try it, the wall-hacking bug has been fixed.


Do it yourself.

Question: Can you try changing the name of a popular character to something weaker-sounding?


Don't believe village gossip 100%.

Question: Random things that happen in Japan.


Only use extra-virgin olive oil from the best sources.

Question: I can't help thinking that this must be the same dish I practiced the day before in cooking实习.


The bloodstains on my chest can be seen in African cave paintings...


Open the door, Yingzi! Daddy.


Got married.

Question: What is the tragedy of the husband?


After "investigation," small monsters will emerge from the jar.


I'm done cutting. I must have been sleeping soundly.


Mr. Principal.

Question: Think about what you would look like if you were in school. Pick three things that you would most likely have with you.


The feeling of being asked to introduce myself.


Do you have a problem? I'm not wearing a bra.


Lies upon lies.


Up up up.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


I thought it was oranges, but actually it's grapefruit.


The fragrance is refreshing, with Sanbon bubble power before it's sealed.

Question: Please say something trivial.


This is the first victim of the prank of putting wrapping paper on the door.


We missed the designated spot.


Shh, quiet please.


Coach me up!


"Damn it!" and then got hit in the face with an open hand.


Can I have change, please?

Question: I'm sorry, but we do not offer that service.


Don't get tricked! That guy isn't the real deal, he's no Verterus original!


Hey, guys! I'm the chef!


Takeimoto Piano has gone bankrupt.

Question: Please create an article that includes the names of musical instruments and make me feel slightly sad.


If I were chosen, I could have properly responded to both Komorita and Putin.


The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter 2nd Season.


Yokoyama Lumber Shop

Question: Where does Masahiro Matsuzaki often seem to appear?


What's up, big guy? Want to give me a squeeze?


No matter how many times they're turned away, they keep coming back to study medicine.


By the way, there's no defection either.

Question: An unusual occurrence in dictionaries that don't have the word defeat.


My son's zero is going through a rebellious phase...


The wife went back to her parents' house.


Momotaro no sutenn坊 has a nice fan. It looks like you'll have a good time after.

Question: When I went on a school trip to Tokyo, please teach me about interesting places to visit.


I went to karaoke with a large group, got drunk and passed out. I remember that, but when I woke up, I was left behind.


Lego mini figure


All I have to do is taste it and they'll buy it for a high price.


Everyone can do it.


One morning, I got into an argument with the old man at the store but he ended up jumping into the ocean.


Accusing Mr. Help too much.

Question: I bet this guy likes chess, why do you think so?


I have to pay money.

Question: I don't like emergency drills.


What kind of vehicle did you find?


Please listen to the 'heart sound'.


I fell in love with you ❤


Man, I'm so tired! I really want to take a break. A two-hour break, just for today, right? Right?

Question: Can you teach me how to invite someone to a hotel?


Hot coffee!


Just right temperature or on fire?

Question: Can you tell me the difference between a rice cooker and a steamer?


Pikachu said to Mom, Could you please tell her that I would like curry for dinner?


I don't add milk and sugar to the coffee I serve guests.

Question: Why did I realize that the new company I just started working for is a black company?


Fortunately, I hit pause otherwise I would have collided.


Our battle continues. Stay tuned for the next installment.


To Tom. By the time you read this letter, I should be behind you.


The opponent thinks they'll go to first base if they hit the ball, but I'm going to surprise them and run to third base instead!

Question: The shocking statement released by the baseball club advisor.


Returned home in the morning after staying out all night.


Do you eat octopus?

Question: Can you please teach me about the English textbook?


Rising up.

Question: What should I do if I accidentally enter the women's bathhouse?


Delivery, is it okay if I just leave it on the floor?


While changing the light bulb, the broken one suddenly came back to life.


After this, if my hands move, it will be discovered that I am the pantomime.


I stood there the whole time.


My son at the school assembly.

Question: What are some things that become difficult as they get bigger?


I got so many New Year's cards even though I didn't send any.


Medusa's got big titties!


I've heard that he couldn't swim, but I didn't expect him to be unable to swim to this extent.


Um, I didn't say hug, I said...


No one can recognize me without overalls.


Dad, what does it mean when you say Santa's reindeer ate the gift I left for him?


Enhanced chant success rate with dentures.

Question: The newly released game BabaQuest has some typical things about it.


Before it falls, the sky is often dark, but after it falls, it tends to be sunny.

Question: Boss move.


Wow...my income is way too low...


Guardian spirits are usually like this.


I'm hesitating whether to copy after seeing my deskmate drew a pig on the exam paper.


Years later, will Kitasato Shibasaburou join in?


Clock in on time and then work overtime.

Question: What do you mean by the vague rules of a shady company?


Can I only offer you a delayed ice tea? Is that okay?


"Ip Man： The Story of Wing Chun"


I'm the one leading the chants!


From this angle, your face looks just like the old man next door, huh?


Mother raised five sisters and me alone.


There's an suspicious person with rough breathing mixed in with the kids on Halloween.


Our dictionary is freezing cold!

Question: Mix up famous quotes from books with comedians and make it completely chaotic. Example: 'I'm wild, right?'


The doctor who performs circumcision used to work at a Michelin restaurant.


Mermaid of the Black Debt.

Question: Can you say something like a mermaid with lots of charm?


Wanted to watch a scary movie, but it's already fully booked.


Rather than Christ, it's more like rejection.


"Do you wanna play a game... 'Thanks, maybe another time!'."


The teacher said, "I will throw you out!" and tried to recall unhappy things to keep from laughing.


Who should I make eat the raccoon this time?


I am... which one?! (Kamen Rider)

Question: Pests are below human level.


Kidney stones.


Build muscle, build muscle.

Question: Please come up with a funny pun that sounds strong.


Rain.

Question: Was there a possibility of canceling Abe's state funeral?


When I responded to the one who was called out, the guy behind me was getting called out too.


bingo! bingo! bingobingo!


When will you let me go home on time?

Question: Already saying that stuff? You're being pushy.


There's a question there.

Question: Why are you being so silly?


The computer is broken.


I'm back.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


I dreamt of the third base coach.


Are you kidding me? The person who voiced me died, huh...


The angle of the elbow is like this.


My name's origin is from a samurai title.

Question: A person who knows some irrelevant etymology wins.


Maniacs just can't get enough, right?

Question: When your body was submitted for appraisal by the鉴定団, what did the appraisers say?


Wait, there's dog poop on the ground.


I accidentally took a picture of my phone chain with my phone just now.


Whose notebook did you graffiti in?


No matter how much I want to, the store side won't budge.

Question: An unusual occurrence in dictionaries that don't have the word defeat.


A big skill was suddenly released after pressing randomly.


The pressure of the wind on my palm feels like a gentle sensation when I stick my hand out of the car window while it's moving.

Question: That's pretty much a lie.


Sazae is waiting in line for her turn.


Meow Meow incident.

Question: Please tell me the biggest scandal of Johnny & Associates.


That's your opinion, right?

Question: Please say something that won't motivate me.


Turning off the light bulb was a bad thing to do.


The media only reports the negative parts, they're biased.


Hurry up, do you want to ride?


Wait a minute! Is yellow not cute for girls?


Um, again with the joke...is the next movie going to be a Fishing Idiot Diary? No way.


The vision check was too fast.


Turn on the motivation switch!


Did you get kneaded in the dressing room? Yeah, I scrubbed you down.


Sorry, but this is the eye clinic...


Dr. Tsubaki's Ointment.

Question: Name-wise, it's a strong name that could compete with Sayuri Yoshida.


Uh-oh, time's up.


That's Becky's famous catchphrase, 'Society Window Open'.

Question: Watch it, man. You're flashing your underwear.


High noon incense time has been reached.


Hey! You! Don't be so humble, extinguish the candle on the cake quickly. You prepared your own birthday cake and said to celebrate it yourself!


Barking with dogs from the Canidae family and greeting them.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


After marriage, she transformed into a different person.

Question: Can you please say it in eight words?


Igot my left eye poked by Tsunehiro and Tarachan!


Have you seen such a big medal?


Windows got hacked.


After four.


Mom's pictures are hidden here and there.

Question: Please make a secret trap that makes me excited in the hideout.


The ingredients look delicious today.


The entrance of the bride and groom, as well as the weary priest.

Question: Please do not ruin the新人入场的部分!


Bad news: The groom got pranked Good news: The groom survived the wedding night


The steering wheel of the main battleship Salamis.


Love you!

Question: Please change one letter in the title of a famous anime and change its content accordingly.


The second daughter from the front is actually in it.


Tanaka! Breathe! Breathe!


Regrettably, I cannot pass your performance this time.


Will my belongings be searched for any whitening products before the handshake?

Question: Meet and Greet with Suguru Matsuzaki.


Those are salsa sauce and chorizo, amigo!


Kuromu is noisy? Let's leave it to mom!


In about one minute, the rice will be done cooking.


People and Demon Slayer can't survive without breathing.

Question: Please give me some advice that won't help at all.


Do we not have the tools to do that?

Question: Please ask me a question in a way that is not quite grasping the point.


medicine to take

Question: What might be inside President Bach's briefcase?


The kidnapper sent a photo of my son.


When putting someone in the hearse.

Question: The theme of the cookie is incompatible with the situation.


Beginner's luck.

Question: Please say something like pie for runners.


Poison is causing commotion as Antoku says he wants to do it again.


Shine the flashlight under your chin.

Question: Give it a shot.


Warm up or cool off the surroundings?

Question: Can you tell me the difference between a rice cooker and a steamer?


He wants to play tower of Hanoi with 23 discs.


The skin has spots and it's ready to eat.


Student D fell into a deeper sleep!

Question: Mr. made the class fall asleep with his lullaby! He put student A to sleep, he put student B to sleep, and he put student C to sleep.


Marriage is like this.


For Conan, searching for clues like a pet (*^▽^*)


Who played with the lipstick that was here?


Don't hit Mom and Dad's knees again, okay?


Hey, look up there! Your jokes are so bad that stars have come out for them!They're all dead classmates of mine!


Did you lock the front door? Yes, I locked it. Did you turn off the lights? Yes, I turned them off. Did you wash it? Yes, I washed it. And did you dry it? Yes, I dried it. Did you set the DVR for M-Station? Oh no!


Crappy glasses and crappy contacts.

Question: I don't feel happy even if I can use this dual-purpose thing.


This bumpy thing feels really good, doesn't it?


Boring.

Question: Add two characters to the food and see if it tastes worse.


A life laid out on tracks.


Hernia Green Tea

Question: Have fun by adding or changing one letter to the name of a pet bottle beverage.


Yesterday, the joke about the stars stretching was deleted.

Question: In English, the sentence would be: Sometimes when I wake up and open my eyes first thing in the morning, I smile but don't press on the star.


Here! Madagascar!


Oh no! I forgot to leave it cat food before going out!


What are you saying? It's decided already, isn't it?

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Today, there's no Maine Coon or Scottish Fold, so I'm gonna make some money!


Well, let me introduce my weight-loss method


Odyssey

Question: Please change the name of the car to make it sound less cool.


The Edge of Extinction.

Question: Please change one letter in the title of a famous anime and change its content accordingly.


Wait a minute, we need to do this first before eating.


We were only able to rescue the surfboard!


You can have as much as you like for 50 yuan.


What happened after leaving Doraemon alone for a week?


Oh no, the restroom was on the first floor, not the third!


New logo for Yamato Transport.


Flirt.


I dropped my phone in the toilet.


Quick, I'm gonna take a bath real quick!


You said it's 5:64, not 6:04!


Which key can I press to switch back to the original view?


Two noble cows and two noble pigs are friends.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about the bird nobility.


AirPod.


This is a treatment made with 100% natural human-origin proteins.


Nashie (Arona's appearance)


Fear of heights competition awards ceremony.


Nighttime daydreams before bed.


The entire cast is Japanese.

Question: If we try to include the live-action version of Laputa: Castle in the Sky, this is what might happen.


Do you believe in ghosts? I do, I've even had them on my bus. Just now, I passed an employee and a customer who got off at the same stop.

Question: Please make the passenger uneasy by your words, you are a taxi driver.


"I'll distract that fat guy, run fast! Meet you at the old place."


My son left home.


Checking the security cameras installed in the dressing room will immediately reveal the information.

Question: How can you tell whose pants one of the girls in class left behind in the dressing room?


Ten people can ride it too! NITORI's table!


I don't mean to say this, but it seems like everyone dislikes you.

Question: The way to make them say they're done and come back on Monday.


What's the one word that comes to mind? Nothing, actually.

Question: What city or state do you live in?


Who cares about mayonnaise?


End of the series announcement.


I can't think of a good joke, so I won't submit it.

Question: Please say something contradictory.


We're stopping here for a while, so let's turn on the hazard lights.


Subscribing to Red Flag.

Question: What did he do that made you want to strangle him?


I hope to be wealthy.


Why hasn't the child from my relative's family left yet?


Ah, the production company? This figure has an interesting point of view, but the black paint and lack of expression are weak.


Students don't have to attend class.

Question: Mr. made the class fall asleep with his lullaby! He put student A to sleep, he put student B to sleep, and he put student C to sleep.


Ugh, I don't feel like it today.


In the back of the storage, there was dust accumulating.


You tell yourself you can't lose with two blocks left to the nearest restroom.


There was a pond at TV Asahi and it caused quite a big problem at one point.

Question: I really don't feel like reading the opening sentence of an old folktale.


Many children from self-restraining families.

Question: Modernize this idiom.


Hot soup commercial changing time.


Please consider donating again next year.


The tapioca pearls that were not sucked up.


I don't understand the problem on the test... when I'm in situations like this, I use the die pencil I made last night... but I didn't write down the numbers.


It's better not to use the Marunouchi Line to go from Shinjuku to Ikebukuro.

Question: What should I be aware of when traveling to Tokyo?


When taking pictures, the strap always gets in the way.


Strike out swinging at a high ball.


I've learned the skill of dodging chalk darts perfectly.


Hot pants.

Question: A common thing in horror movies.


What's up, Doraemon? I'm not Doraemon, I'm the Handsome Mask.


Grandpa is sleeping under the futon.

Question: My family might be ninja too, why do I think so?


Excuse me, are you a man or a woman?


Serve a pot of hometown cuisine.


Back-talker.


The Olympics shouldn't be held.

Question: Tell me a phrase that means 'it's not about looks.'


It's like they're neighbors.

Question: Sorry, I can't assist with that.


Broadcast accident.


There are no men who are afraid of their wives, only those who respect them.


"Why did you come back?" "I forgot my parachute."


Mark the venue.


I tried to imitate an owl.


I've done my best, but unfortunately...the cause of death was cat allergy.


Can play baseball even if it's 39 degrees.


It doesn't work out.

Question: Can you recommend a brand new, innovative and delicious popsicle that I've never had before?


Place disguised bowling balls on the enemy's field.


Pictures taken with the intention of art are blurred and used for humiliation. This is considered disgraceful.


Even without a TV, I'm happy.


Puffin says!


No matter what kind of joke the older brother makes, I'll give it 3 stars.


The response to my wife (mainly after drinking parties).

Question: Please tell me something that's not okay to be soft about.


Remember, the going rate is 200 yen, plus tax. And there's a service charge.


Jump over it.


Brake failure! Gas pedal failure! The engine can't start either!


Dad barked 'Dig here!' and started digging under the bed during the cleaning, and this is what happened.


Excuse me, do you have any matches? 'Well done. I want to hear your secret information,' said Kazuki Kamiya with a grin. 'Really?'


One seat in the国会 (Congress) for Japan!

Question: SMAPPER things might happen in the party.


I found out that the deadline for homework is today.


"Navigation completed here


Where's my owner?


Hey, are you listening to me? 'Cause I'm talking to you.


The lottery ticket just thrown away was picked up and confirmed repeatedly by two people, making them feel very uneasy.


If I go to the hospital, it's either today or tomorrow... Oh no, Dr. Tanaka said I have to stay home for a week.

Question: Tell me a word that makes people disappear around you.


What time is 6:39 AM?


The rust comes out from within me.

Question: Please teach me an excuse to use when I mess up.


That shiny 10-yen coin can be sold for 20 yen.

Question: I got as good a thing as getting a shiny 10 yen coin as change.


Bro, you're really slacking off...I went too far, didn't I?


I'm going to the after-party too!


Taming the land.


Absentee voting.

Question: What are you going to the parliament for?


Vegetables turn into faces.


Hey! I bet you've been mixing cheap pet food from the home center, admit it!


That's okay, I'll wait until it grows bigger to eat.


Out of danger!-safe-yoyogi's good!


She spilled it at her house.

Question: Oh no, this is bad. I messed up completely.


We dug with the certainty that it was here, and hot springs came out, making the contractor say I was wrong - w and laugh at himself pretty stupidly.

Question: Oil King, or something like that.


Where are you going if you don't do your homework?


What the heck is a tent doing here?


A free player reached level 100.


Seize the assets.

Question: How to make Osakana Sanma-cho interesting.


Kyuuhh! Just a little lower!


The origin of the name Hōdōji is from the North House family.

Question: Can you please provide me with 3 ICOTMs and 1 M regarding the Kamakura period?


"Ah, it's Starscream. The usual two cups of gasoline mojito?"


I don't sleep all day.

Question: Points to remember for tomorrow.


The car rushed into the toilet together and ended up on the street, even though I hadn't finished, I had to pull up my pants.


Sure, sure. We can go out after we're done at the store.


My doppelganger.

Question: The person who said 'used tissue' in the most otaku-like way wins.


The moment Twitter became X.


Well, my连载 schedule is still messed up.

Question: If we take the title of 'Hunter x Hunter' and give it a light novel-style twist, this is what it would look like.


Kimutaku asks, Naoto, do you like politics?

Question: SMAPPER things might happen in the party.


Ha ha ha! That's awesome! (Dang, I'm starting to sink.)


Sorry, I don't understand. Could you please repeat or speak more slowly?

Question: Common things about landmine characters in various games.


The corners of the rug.


I spoke to everyone in the village, but the event wasn't progressing... then I realized there were still some people in the corner.


Your life is already complete! So, let's go!


At this time, I'm losing my mind.

Question: Even though I know it doesn't make sense.


In the morning from sunrise to noon, we say morning. Why don't we say afternoon for the time between noon and late afternoon? It's because afternoon refers to the period from noon until late afternoon or early evening.

Question: Why don't you say the middle of the afternoon when you say the middle of the morning?


I cut off another pointless thing...


Hey! If you're there, respond to me!


You're really good at that!


Resigning from the endurance race.

Question: What is an impossible Olympic sport?


My boyfriend knit me a sweater.


Come on, say sorry too.


The thing to keep the bread bag is called bag clip!

Question: Please remember to come back even if you only remember the name.


Is this guy not a man?


Loads of customers who come in and out with a popping muffler.

Question: Things that are common at a mall with a variety of stores.


Spark it up!


Can't you run faster than a briefcase?


Dad's search history is the same as mine.


Wait, I have to go to the bathroom... Oh, I'm fine now.

Question: Tell me a word that makes people disappear around you.


Hide and seek of superiors.


Hey, that's not whiteboard chocolate.


As a wolf cub, I was separated from my family and ended up in a piglet town. The only ones who cared for me were three baby pigs.

Question: What is the unknown tragic past of three piglets and the wolf?


The head teacher no longer checks hair.


The real mom is salmon, and I know it academically, but I'm keeping it a secret.

Question: I don't like this herring roe.


Free-to-play players.


Traffic Jam

Question: I thought in Japanese.


Went to the zoo.


Oh, Hiroshi Watanabe? Yeah, he went back to the woods.


The next morning, Tanaka-kun woke up realizing he had mistaken his dad's hair growth product for face wash.


The fatty cat is being sandwiched.


Dad, can I have this ripe banana?


You said knee to knee is not allowed during the game, didn't you? Ahh!


Quiet! Go about your business as usual, I'll pass on the next task.


Think for 10 minutes.


A sheep, zzz... one, zzz...

Question: Something in one word before going to bed.


I'm sorry... because I kept posting about Sada-kichi's joke on the Peach House, I made you uncomfortable...


Five hours have passed since our meeting time.


When you can't keep up with the inside jokes of your group of friends Be like…


Acoustic guitar melody.

Question: Something like salt on spinach.


Brother trapped in an unfair two-story bet.


Zero one two.

Question: Add one letter to the TV show title and make it feel like it's been transformed into something else.


You know it's work, so what can you do? You always act that way.


Nice legs you've got there.


The yellowtail Damselfish in the aquarium looks like it's hungry and wants some food.


I've learned this in tutorial class before.


Unknown to many, the early version of SNOW before it became a smartphone app.


Looking for my mother among three thousand people.

Question: Please make that anime feel disappointing for me.


If it's raised and lowered like that, it'll leak.

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


The leader of the moms' group is a high-ranking member of the enemy, and cannot be disobeyed.


There is always a classmate in co-educational schools for girls.


The sun god releases updates every week.


Cobra's right hand.

Question: Did you pull a fast one on me?


I understand that the senior is strong, so for now, let's just get down to business and pull up our pants! Pull up our pants!


You're not sneezing anymore, right?


usually cute.


You looked just like a cat, it was terrible.


Don't say silly things like 'Become a YouTuber!'.


A discourteous fellow showed up at the association.


Hey Siri, you're creeping me out!


Twist the snake's tail, you won't get any juice out of it.

Question: Life in Ehime Prefecture, Japan.


New face!


Wait a minute... Neither Gackt nor Hyde will calm down! I have no intention of getting involved with anyone!

Question: Something I want to say once in my life.


Spent twice in a row with a joke on the same topic.

Question: How was your weekend?


"It seems we can't go any further ahead


A snowy day caught my wife dancing wildly on the security camera.


Can I please settle the bill?


The important thing is to want to have sex above all else.

Question: Can you please tell me the title of a song that sounds like it should exist but doesn't?


Welcome! Please proceed to the exit over there.


The driver's performance is unstable.

Question: When a professional golfer takes a job with a taxi company, what might happen?


Why does she have to pay alimony if she's the woman?

Question: I felt the fear of ignorance.


The part-time bear actor university student saw his roommate come to visit the zoo.


I once bent my smartphone in half to turn it into a feature phone.

Question: Please tell me an episode of the legendary story about Mr. L, who is behind the times.


Deadly spitball that stops breathing completely.

Question: Lightning Nine (a technique that might exist in baseball)


I passed out outside and when I woke up, everything including my wallet and phone was gone.


Biology class.


The bodyguard keeps shooting bullets outside the headshot, even though it was warned.


The fluffiness looks appealing, but the moisture promotes the death of hair follicles.

Question: What are the disadvantages of wearing wigs for men?


AFRO CHOCOLATE

Question: Please change one character in the word for sweets and make me not want to eat them.


"The first episode of 'That Rascal Wanted to Hit On My Daughter'."


Can you please bring me some pork?


Ninety-nine inch法师 stepped on the ghost and that's that.

Question: Please multiply by 1000 and let it end.


The glass doors of your hospital are cleaned too clean.


I'm not sure if I'm being funny...


Nike's coming at us!


That's Musashi, right...


Arrived on Chimeran wings.


All participants were disqualified from the audition for second-generation Sasae-san.


Want to have a grip strength contest? I'm 10 years ahead of you!


Moving Man.


Peel an eggshell with a potato peeler.


What the hell are you doing?


It's supposed to be funny, but...


Sister Xiaolan.


Don't need it, castrated already.


I've been waiting for Dekopin for two hours.


Going to the shelter, there's an old lady who says there are two more people coming.

Question: I don't like emergency drills.


The matchmaker told you that your blind date is healthy, smart, and likes fruits.


Oh, sorry about that. I don't smoke camphor.


Did you even have the balls to do it?


Hey, let's ride that thing!


The teacher called you during the end-of-term party and told you that only you had failed.


This year's triangular chocolate pie commercial is really aggressive.


There is no autumn.


Child's pace


Hurry up!!!! Two minutes later, ramen is coming!!!!

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Go ahead and confess to that kid, huh?


The only new hire this year.


If I had brought a selfie stick, it would have been great.

Question: If I were the first person to see Earth from space instead of Gagarin, what would I say?


This is a food sample, right?


We adapted Nyan Cat War into a live-action film.


My phone fell into the crack of the bed.


Should we move to the hotel?

Question: If the toilet in the multipurpose restroom at the station had a water goddess, what would happen?


George Hosoya's Radio Taiso - Chapter 12

Question: Who's listening? What's the title of that radio program?


In the end, it's all about money.

Question: Tell me a phrase that means 'it's not about looks.'


My dad owns a yakitori restaurant and he makes the most delicious yakitori. But, he hasn't come back since yesterday.


Living probiotics that make it to your gut.


Looks like you're sleeping.


If it's happiness, that's okay.


The staff enjoyed the delicious food.


That circle is complete now.

Question: Conan dropped an explosive statement.


This person's trouble is that their sweater sticks at the neck.


Could you please help me get my stuff? Thank you, it was okay to just throw it up there.


I thought I was going to get hit the moment it happened.

Question: Something I want to say once in my life.


Never mind the weather tomorrow! Send me a fire extinguisher!


I found cockroaches on the ceiling while brushing my teeth.


Uh...!?! Huh, your master? That's not your spouse, is it? Oh, uh, you know about that too...?!?


"Who can help me solve this problem then?"


Cheap glasses.

Question: Even if it becomes fossilized, it wouldn't be very valuable.


I got taken down in the bamboo grove.


The ancestors of Naomi Watanabe.


Gotcha! How deep is that, huh? and the instructor dodges the trick.


Ironing, laundry techniques, hanging clothes.


I told you to leave me alone, except for being crunchy...


Arrested for insider trading.


We were taken down by the Payan army.


I'm exhausted, so I need to rest and recuperate.


Going on a date on stilts


Well, you know what? Your grandma got a different kind of shot from mine, didn't she?


Tomorrow is a substitute holiday.

Question: Points to remember for tomorrow.


Accidentally sent a group message about the date place.


If you spot a couple on the verge of falling in love, rush to help and prevent accidents from happening.


Homework for this period.


We shall sleep.

Question: Please change the name of that famous masterpiece into something funny, keeping it to one or two characters.


When I see someone who is struggling.

Question: I want to turn away my eyes, yogurt spilled in my backpack because my dad doesn't know someone is angry at him.


Eight cats.


An Okinawan grandmother who refuses to pronounce waffle as whoo-hoo upon returning from Guam.


Mom listening to her son talking on the phone with his girlfriend.


I can't see anything! You have your eyes closed wrong.


Hmm, how about it?

Question: Please tell me an episode of the legendary story about Mr. L, who is behind the times.


Close-up Prince.

Question: Please change the group name to make it sound less cool.


What the hell are you? ... A mirror?


Hey there, Fujiko-chan!


Hold on...Now I'm gonna make tomorrow's weather whatever I want, ya hear?!


Hey there, it's AI and Ren. It looks like we don't have any customers.


I'm practicing my summer salt kick.


Hurry up! Catch up with that carp ahead!


The cat, who saw the parking lot attendant do an amazing job every day, finally started imitating him.


Wow! He remembered how to write his own name!


The kindergarten principal calls every day saying that your daughter is in my hands.


Give me some, too.


Another one... gone.


Did you enjoy the meal, dearie?


I have 500 million subordinates!


Mom walked in while I was watching adult content.


Holmes, look at this. It's dried anchovies. Holmes, as you expected, it seems like the family in this house likes to eat dried anchovies.


There was an unknown woman on the pet monitoring camera.


Gorgonzola.

Question: Can you tell me something with an imposing name?


The attack and morale-boosting formation composed of three musketeers and a guitar soloist.


Seriously, at home, she listens to me. With a single slap, I can make her listen. What are you all looking at? Don't believe it?


When you try to lick out a piece of vegetable stuck in your teeth.


You don't have to do that, I'll just do it on my bike eventually.


UFO is taking only the top hats.


Tweets can be the spark that sets things on fire.

Question: Modernize this idiom.


I think Nitori.


The cleaner started sweeping the floor.


Little Cook in China lost his grip.


What's next after D?

Question: I don't want to say anymore.


Take off your glasses for the third proof photo.


Hey, is this the goal?


The detention facility was more comfortable than I imagined.


Come on, let's do it!


I was reborn, but I thought to myself 'what if only ASOKO got switched with ice?' But it feels good so thank you.


Shh, I spent all my salary on premium payments.


Want to raise my hand to answer but not sure about the answer.


Trying to take me down with those sickles? I'll show you what 'fists' can do.


Someone is calling from the porch.


Uber can deliver stuff to your house, right? Oh wait, it can't deliver to monsters? You haven't even heard their voice yet!


Two happy faces.


I said I wanted to borrow your cat's paw, right?


My sister walked into the room suddenly.


If all the scales come off, it's game over.

Question: Something common with Fighting Nemo.


Burdened by study, I can't lift my head.


Expired memory cookie~

Question: Can you tell me a secret gadget that looks like an ancient Doraemon?


Check the star.

Question: Bedtime routine.


Simple is the best, I don't want to complicate things.


It's great to have a printer.


Morning coffee cup.


The monster hides underground for 2 minutes and 55 seconds.


Roll the dice and then make a move to win after your opponent does.

Question: Did you pull a fast one on me?


Discovery of the first villagers in Gunma Prefecture.


Like it directly.


Still only 50%? Already 50%? Which one are you?

Question: A smartphone with 50% charge would say this, I think.


The vending machine is unique.


If you don't hold on, your head will fly off.


When asking the store clerk for a break at the slot machine (I won 20,000 yen).


At the closest convenience store, they were selling a lottery chocolate called 'Hit and Gold Coin!' so I bought a box to try it out, but I don't know which one is the winner.


The book I wanted to borrow was snatched by someone on the other side of the shelf.


Weirdo in white.

Question: Please change one character in the word for sweets and make me not want to eat them.


Yeah, we're not compatible.


Don't mention McGuff anymore.

Question: An elderly woman is thinking about Yakult right now.


Mom, where's the money?


To the students, a strict disciplinarian.

Question: Don't congratulate yourself!


Oh, offsides? What's that about?


Accidentally slipped and the secret of stealing all the balls was revealed to the public every day.


Thought it was an iPhone, turned out to be just a tissue box.


I'm going to pass this with flying colors, no doubt about it!

Question: Athlete, please take the oath.


Want to quit being a zookeeper?


Keep a distance from bullying as well.


I forgot my T-card.


Fair Use by Marika.


3 months pregnant.


The media is getting slammed.

Question: Please tell me the characteristics of Donpen Ranger, the full-blocked Don.


Why is my owner saying, "Look, Mimi" to it?


Onimaru's Door


Rouse one's instincts.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


That's the one that burns up the highest.

Question: How am I feeling now?


This is a branch from a tree!


Hello, my little friend!

Question: Adding one letter to a famous character's name and making it funny.


My head hurts.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


The cat food the owner brought back has a sticker on it.


Customers who order something they can't finish will be kicked out of the store.


There's something strange.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


A lot of hot dogs.


Alright, can the person on my right please go? (Is there someone sitting on my left? This must be another test too.) Fuuuuh (whispered in a back voice).


Round and round, fuller and fuller, Puff puff puff!


Choose whether it's headphones or a receiver.


I started doing push-ups yesterday, but I caught a cold because the carpet was so dirty.

Question: The winner is the guy who talked about something that doesn't matter.


The groom practices his wedding speech in front of the groomsmen.


Person of interest appears.

Question: Was there a possibility of canceling Abe's state funeral?


No, it's not Zakiyama!


I did not eat the prune.


Playing sick has caused a stir.


My friend's girlfriend is rolling around on the living room floor.


Well, I guess the size changed so I'll have to get a refund.

Question: Seeing the outfit I tried on after being recommended by the store clerk at the clothing store, the clerk said something I never expected.


Feels confused as they slowly start to turn into a giant, gentle Shizuka.


Finally got out of the hallway, huh?


A pink cumulus cloud looms behind me.


There was a tunnel that couldn't be passed, so I had no choice but to head back.


We call remote controls channels.

Question: Moments of共鸣with Mom, makes me feel like a star.


Suddenly, a scared person jumps out and the heroine screams Yikes!

Question: Please tell me the common things in horror movies.


Ugh, I'm feeling lightheaded.


Wow, Mr. Nobita's gadget!


The content is bungee jumping.

Question: When people, who have dementia, attend their coming-of-age ceremony.


At the haircut studio called 'Thousand Nights,' I got my long hair cut too much and got scared halfway through, so I ran away. But the employee chased me with clippers.


Love, sadness, and determination.

Question: Please imagine the person who is currently trending by arranging three words.


What's the deal with Abenomics? Is it any good?


Learn the triple jump, Mickey.


Person of interest appears.


This makes the old man part of the criminal gang too.


Yesterday, I received help with wakame, konbu, and nori.


Go to Hailan Home twice a year, buy once and return once.


Who the hell is carrying that mat?


Getting sandwiched between two slices of bread.


Hey, where'd that guy go? I thought he was the shortest one.


Here we go again, save it without being stupid and get out of here right away.


Ophelia changed her profile picture.


One person played all the characters in Harry Potter.


I came back, picked up the remote, and looked at the TV.


It's going to be Saturday tomorrow.

Question: Make everyone happy in 7 words or less.


No matter how much you claim to be 'no additives', I can work for three days. I won't say anything bad. Leave the job of dealing with villains to me and just hand over your face.


When women pass by, they enjoy the fragrance.

Question: Please tell me the common experiences of the person sitting at the front of the hallway side in the classroom.


Teddy O'Janes

Question: Who do you think would make a good sidekick for Indiana Jones? Number one is...!


Sometimes my wife acts like a braggart.


Mother duck calmly escorts her ducklings across the road.


The noise upstairs is driving me crazy.


Stop coming out! Ujima said it three times.


I think my own jokes are the funniest.

Question: Can you tell me some random funny things?


I'm not sleeping though, right?


I pulled a fast one here, but the answer is different from what I studied the day before.


What was today's happiness?


The flash reflects off my bald spot and is blinding.

Question: Meetings about shooting crimes.


A very long receipt.

Question: What special reward did I get when I ate all the curry varieties from COCO Ichibanya in one day?


I'll do whatever it takes to protect this one.


Nervously looking around to see what's going on, I let out a sigh of relief when there's nothing. But then, turning back, I see him and scream.

Question: Please tell me the common things in horror movies.


Touch your chest and listen, they said, but my hands didn't tell me what they heard.


I don't understand.


Hey! That's a foul right there!

Question: You are a hostage taker. Please ask for something that would surprise the police.


The dog astronaut has returned.


Excuse me, what did you say?


It says that it resembles the owner.


Hey, chub-chub~?


Wearing glasses doesn't make you any less of an idiot.

Question: Think about what you would look like if you were in school. Pick three things that you would most likely have with you.


Golden Boy? Galileo? I outsell them both.


Go over there.


The dentist isn't there! Put on the magnifying glass!


Got a message from mom, how's it going? "I'm drinking with everyone and having so much fun!"


The perfume of a beautiful person is floral.


That dickhead ate my honey all by himself without asking!


Go to sleep already!

Question: Teach me a cool line to say when I'm on my deathbed, please.


Met my long-lost sister by chance after being separated.


I love Lassen! Ah, I love it!


Hey there! What's up with you?


Hey, everything's going well with the presentation... Dad...


Give the 'loser' a 'loser dance'


Could you please take me to Ryakuzi?

Question: Jake Gyllenhaal's mother is Naomi Foner Gyllenhaal.


We called the police because an enemy that won't go down appeared.


Sorry, can you play YouTube on my phone? There's no Wi-Fi here.


I'm not going to attack you because I'm not hungry, and it's not Putin.


Winter Punch

Question: Please do something as unpleasant as summer salt.


Ah, you're new? Nice to meet you. Uh, why are you holding up your middle finger?


It's structured.

Question: Huh, I'm using it, but if I think about it carefully, it becomes What the heck am I doing? in American slang.


Hot and crunchy shrimp.

Question: Please write an article using the word specifically.


Unexplored territory.

Question: What city or state do you live in?


The high seat is the high seat, but it's different than I thought. What should I do?


3 x 4 equals 12 is in the multiplication table.

Question: In the blink of an eye, it boils up quickly, you know?


When I said leave it to me, nothing came out.

Question: Sorry, but I can't assist with that.


The opposition party in power.

Question: Cat got your tongue?


The captain told a joke when taking off.


There are only three of us, but let's have fun.


The new player in fighting game who is still using strange moves even though their opponent has already fallen down.


Living in a landlocked county makes you crave the sea.


When I'm looking at Instagram, I can't help but think about blanks.

Question: The result was hilarious after I tried being silly.


Come on, Zhi! You haven't put in 100 yen yet!


We have 20 forests.

Question: Two trees make a grove, three trees make a wood, and 100 trees make a forest?


What team won this year's Red and White performance?  The White team. Sorry, they haven't had the Red and White performance yet this year w.

Question: Points to remember for tomorrow.


Too detailed.

Question: Ugly cell phone store employee with a strong local accent.


I want to listen.

Question: How do you collect lots of stars?


Nah, my doppelganger's over there sweating.


I cast the axe half-heartedly, and then heard a voice from behind me saying 'next time, aim for something you can eat.' The old lady picked it up and took it home. That's my current wife.


The treated water from the nuclear power plant was indeed contaminated water.


I want to respond while taking your opinion into consideration.

Question: Huh, I'm using it, but if I think about it carefully, it becomes What the heck am I doing? in American slang.


Natural Monument?

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


Fled from love.


Running away to pay in 30 minutes.

Question: Tell me a bad thing that you won't get caught doing.


The principal fell into the pit I dug


How hot is a tanning salon?


The answer was wrong, so the angle goes up.


A strange woman won't leave me alone.


"Grandma, let me give you a back rub."


Merits of Kaneka

Question: No matter how absorbent something is, it doesn't really have much advantage.


Just do it now!


I can't think of it off the top of my head.

Question: Can you tell me some things that happened when I started dating my one-dimensional girlfriend?


What the heck, Teppo? What's going on?


I received more skin than an average man.

Question: Please teach me the grace that I am ashamed to receive from God.


Medium heat.


The doctor and nurse ignored me when I went for urine test results.


Hey Migi, don't just randomly lift up my skirt when we pass each other!


In three minutes, I'm ascending to heaven.


Oh my! Over there! Ah, missy, run away!


Snack bar counter service.


My first haunted house experience was the best!


That's a level that even Takeshi Matsumoto would freeze to death at.

Question: Please say something on the level of even Gandhi takes a running start before hitting.


I'll definitely find it for my owner!


There's a paparazzi around.

Question: Can you please give me a brief explanation of your recommended late-night anime in the shortest possible way?


Are you making a photo album with this?


Potato chips = delicious.


The result of 11 consecutive draws.


I have friends, but I don't really have any friends, do I?


Gaza Strip

Question: I would hate to go to a place if there was a willpower switch.


Get this, the straight line in Nakaoka is short.


No problem, Jerry and I will get along well.


Mr. Octopus! I'm going there now, love you!

Question: Please slow down.


I wasn't the boss.

Question: Boss move.


The exploration team headed into the heart of the unexplored jungle.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about television.


So I found some girl's clothes in Dad's room...but anyways, here it is, my number one most wanted item!


Life is certainly beautiful.

Question: Resting awkwardly


Saying 'curry is spicy' actually got a good reaction from the locals.


Dakuzō has been promoted to pillar status. Now, he doesn't show his face anymore...


We're almost there to the Pokemon League!


Can you please tell the caretaker that I shouldn't keep it in an aquarium?


Conan and Heiji got on the train.


My best friend showed me her new pencil skirt.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.

Question: An ancient person time-traveled to the present day! What was the shocking first thing they said to a modern person?


Can I say 'If my chest was bigger'?


I made it to the final boss with this equipment.


Just used my Giza Ten at the convenience store a while ago.

Question: The winner is the guy who talked about something that doesn't matter.


Are you shaving yet? Haven't you shaved yet?


This is a Swatch watch that doesn't require 3 minutes to reset ♥.


I'm not just standing here, I came here too.


The relationship between jealousy and x and y.


Rock/Paper/Scissors

Question: Please associate that game with three words.


Show me your face, but not your breasts.

Question: Speak from the heart and be upfront.


I finished eating a bag of potato chips.

Question: You told me an unsatisfying story.


The wheat has been harvested where we have passed.


I recently had a lot of breaker problems so I checked it out and turns out it was because of mice.


What brings you to Japan?

Question: Add one letter to the TV show title and make it feel like it's been transformed into something else.


Wait a minute! You can't win rock-paper-scissors, let me do it instead!


Reasons, we don't need 'em.

Question: Why are you being so silly?


I remember when the sky was pink during sunset...

Question: I really don't feel like reading the opening sentence of an old folktale.


O-San went over there!!!


To love.

Question: I want to see this work turned into a live-action film.


Want to top up Q coins?


Saying Star 0 repeatedly will get you in trouble.

Question: A common thing on the new show 24/7 Police Blunders.


I'll go shake hands with my neighbors and then go to sleep.

Question: Bedtime routine.


He got a new job!

Question: Mr. made the class fall asleep with his lullaby! He put student A to sleep, he put student B to sleep, and he put student C to sleep.


I'm already aware that there will be new tenants moving in next month for the relocation.


flipped over


Suddenly, my girlfriend asked, "Do you know what day it is today?"


Real chewing here.


Before I could tell, I was rejected.

Question: Can you please say it in eight words?


Hayao Miyazaki's last title is too appropriate.

Question: Drawback of a rare surname.


Just slipped my hand on the bread and accidentally elbows the dog.


A liar with pure intentions!


It was good, but you know.

Question: Changing your heart will change your actions, changing your actions will change your habits, changing your habits will change your personality, and changing your personality will change your being.


What the hell is this...?/What the heck is this...?/What the crap is this...?/Scary! Help me!


Mom! Let's go home, okay?


The plane will soon enter an emergency landing mode.

Question: I don't like this airplane.


Just by lowering my head, I can quickly pass away.


The chef's whimsical tweet.


Pole and frog.

Question: What's ichimotsu?


I heard water is highly toxic, so I'm being extra careful when handling it.


Is there a place where I can buy freshly baked goods?

Question: Can I have a word with you about Carriemate?


Hey, why am I the one doing the electricity shock practice?


Can you do something about the loud footsteps above? I'm panicking.


Not good, swimming too fast, swim trunks dropped, what should I do just about to award?


Hey there! How's it going?


Drank too much...


Rising from the flames of the crematorium.

Question: The events that occur after the death of Takeshi Matsuo.


Urgent hang in there.

Question: Can you change the name of the passenger by one character and let me know?


This episode is 15 minutes and the mood drama is one hour and 30 minutes.

Question: I don't want to be on the run like this.


Dad is the main character.

Question: Something common with Fighting Nemo.


Root beer.

Question: Name of a dish that seems to exist but doesn't.


The cleaner took a week off due to a cold and wasted it.


What kind of waste am I now?


The phone keeps ringing at work.

Question: What happened to ruin our honeymoon for some reason?


Staying at home.


Mom, do you know what these rabbit droppings I left here are?


Giants vs. Yankees.


Kevin, who likes making faces when his hated boss can't see him, doesn't know that the boss has this hobby too.


This is one of those instances where I ran into someone on the street.


Nightmares when bedwetting is certain.


Silent butterfly.


Buy that beauty salon and expand this hairstyle.


Oh my god, I thought I had seen a ghost but it was you!

Question: After watching a horror movie with her, please make the first word I say be 'disgusting.'


Fish eggs are not my thing.

Question: I don't like this herring roe.


The main character has been changed to Shockerman.

Question: What might happen when Butter was Margarine?


When you do this, it sounds good.


Even when it's not training, I get a little tense when giving someone a hand in private.


Help me~! in a voice. I silenced them by throwing water.


The landowner got into an argument with the film crew because they didn't obtain permission for filming.


Just being a regular office worker, you know?


To Jimmy, may you be happy~

Question: Please change the you in the lyrics to Jimi.


Primate is the strongest.

Question: What do you usually get called?


Final Answer.................................................................................................................................Correct!


Using set nets, we caught abalone.


I'm getting fooled every time I get patted on the shoulder.


After the filming of the travel program was over, the staff treated themselves to all-you-can-eat sushi at an expensive sushi restaurant! It was so delicious, I want more!


I feel like I'm falling apart, piece by piece.


A customer vomited in the flight today and it's making me sick.


A precious visual documentation that embodies the sound of nails scratching on a blackboard.


Gifts delivered in style.


If you zip up too fast and don't pay attention, this is what happens!


Give me five.


Big structure.


Side effects of the vaccine.


The bed is already messed up, and I can't say I don't hate it anymore now that it's been cut down. I think it's an unnecessary step.

Question: I can relate to this, but others probably won't understand.


On entry, bow to the vending machine first.

Question: Whispering, but it's really a plausible manner.


A thousand laser beams.

Question: Please make the song title sound unfortunate when combined.


You don't have to be a criminal if you don't get caught, guys.


Green Tea Latte


Wishes are like hair, right?


The fireworks specialist dispatched by the firework combination is a slightly unusual person.


I was supposed to have lucky item today but nothing happened.


Mom.

Question: Can you tell me something with an imposing name?


They say analog will make a comeback in two years after digital.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about television.


Suzuka is saying, Let's have a chicken race!


I really want to go, but it's not like that...


There are really few people on the bus today.


You can challenge too! Ripped in Half!


The Alpine Girl Heidi.

Question: Adding one letter to a famous character's name and making it funny.


Feeling confused and blur-minded.

Question: What is the motive behind the action?


Overwhelming presence.

Question: Please say I'll be back.


The problem of having only one impostor is much simpler than expected.


Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon

Question: Please change one letter in the title of a famous anime and change its content accordingly.


Puzzle & Dragons


Someone called me 'gorilla' from behind and when I turned around to say, 'Shut up, you idiot, I want to be hit!' I saw my wife.


What's my horoscope for next week?

Question: What's the use of this superpower to know what Sazanka's next rock-paper-scissors move will be?


Come to the orchestra concert.

Question: The manners of listening to a 1000-piece orchestra concert are bad.


I have never seen money.

Question: What rich people often do.


It's not human-like.

Question: Tell me a phrase that means 'it's not about looks.'


Sharpen your dog sense.


Ask about the doneness.

Question: I don't want the service at an unpleasant funeral home.


It's raining, it's raining!


Go with your gut.

Question: It's so easy even a dummy can understand it.


Stop! Stop! Masao! It's not baldness, it's just a comb-over!


There was a trap set on the chair.


My roommate is here.

Question: The worst fact discovered on the first day of buying my own home.


Did you flee after hitting a woman yesterday?


I want to be hugged!


A test with a maximum score of 200 points.

Question: What is the thing that Suzuki Takashi, who always gets 100 on tests, is weak at?


I've raised my pet for many years.


The dimensions are different.

Question: Holding an adorable child, there's always a certain something.


Hey there, cutie pie!


Hey! What happened to the Benz I left here?


The mouse suddenly has an electric leakage.


Here, let me scream 'Gyaaraaahhh!!'


Found the book "How to Fix Uneven Table Legs" was the one that had been looking for, under the table leg.


"No, I want the children's meal!"


My girlfriend is Santa Claus, but it's Santa Claus from the other world.

Question: Change the lyrics of a Christmas song to make it sad.


-collapse into tears


The power plant has shut down.


Bro, you should eat these mushrooms.


The back of Mount Rushmore.


Harajuku in Shinjuku, Tokyo.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


All right, I'm here.

Question: 试着用八个字来表示世界的终结


I wouldn't regret making someone drinking milk laugh right in front of me.


Don't sell weird stuff!


Animal Tower Battle


The bargaining on the road is getting heated up.


I can sense wisdom in your words, you are not Doraemon.


How much do you like me?


Volume 999 of Kappa no Fuchi-chan.


I couldn't wait for the Yurakucho train and boarded the infinity train.


Can I have anesthesia, please?


After falling, revealed their true identity


Sweeping the grass with herbicide.


That itself is warm/ Was that time warm?

Question: Can you tell me the difference between a rice cooker and a steamer?


Finally we reached the South Pole, let's head back north.


I'm taking you to the animal hospital from now on.


Livestreaming.

Question: Never do anything during a typhoon.


I've left behind the result of having exhausted all considerations!

Question: What was the result of your thorough examination?


Just one more, just one more WOW!


Looking in the mirror is shocking.

Question: Please do something as unpleasant as summer salt.


My tongue is not working well.

Question: What's the new Ultraman like that disappointed the kids?


I don't understand cherries.

Question: Can the sound of I love you make a person stronger?


No matter how many times I straighten it, my right eyebrow is missing.


Just received a notification to upload a photo with a blue background at the seafood store


The principal is in trouble.


Scan and ride


Kintaro's discovery of a large amount of gold bullion caused the price of gold to crash.

Question: Please add an episode of感动 that makes people across America cry, as moving as the story of Kimi-taro.


I acquired that company and then disbanded it.


The mischievous masseuse stuck a sticker that read "I'm an idiot" by accident.


Two people moved together. When we were struggling to lift heavy objects, we looked at each other's strained faces and it was worse than we imagined.


Hey, what's up?


Dad! That's not powdered milk, it's crepe batter!


After trying to swim for about an hour, I could see land.


Stuck in the convenience store.

Question: What mischief has Santa Claus, the wild boy, done this time? Nakai is shocked.


I developed the squeezing device ❤.


Chase after the girlfriend who slammed the door and ran out.


Dad, let's go to 56371 next.


Sixth graders in the eyes of first-graders.


Hey, this is a live update from the direct hit of the typhoon...


Is this canker sore that bad? I can't help but laugh.


No matter how many times I teach him, he just can't seem to remember the rules of rock-paper-scissors.


Shrimp to catch cod with shrimp.


After paying a large amount of medical fees, the hot spring bathhouse owner finally put down anti-skid mats at the entrance to the bathroom.


At Takashi's restaurant.


Can't get a good picture of you from the front.


Made it to where he's pretty good at baseball karate.


Dad has a bald head.


Nuclear missile launch! This will be an earthquake for both the Pentagon and the White House!


Smelled the scent of food.


Strength of heart.

Question: What gives ugly guys the edge over good-looking ones?


You can't think about playing pipa while playing football, okay?


"Pocket Monster battle scene"


At McDonald's, using lettuce in the shadows.


I submitted two years of vague blabber without any stars, and now I can't help but laugh with a 'huff huff'.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Fundraising Brochure with Special Gift for Donations of 500 yen or more.


Stab me here and I'm a hero, stab me here and I'm a hero... Don't run, don't run, don't...


It's Wallace! He ate Wallace!


After exhalation of the first breath, dandelion flew away.


Smith, who challenged the hide-and-seek world record, was found 60 years and 265 days later, unfortunately one day short of breaking the record.


Is this Iskandar?

Question: An ancient person time-traveled to the present day! What was the shocking first thing they said to a modern person?


There's no way anyone else can see such a skilled knife technique besides me.

Question: If we take the title of 'Hunter x Hunter' and give it a light novel-style twist, this is what it would look like.


New lawn mower bought.


My owner doesn't recognize me after removing my makeup.


Time is money.

Question: Add one character to the place name and make it interesting.


The first time sleeping with my girlfriend, I was afraid of waking her up and dared not move at all.


I saw my Huabei billing statement.


Wearing Nike to attend Adidas' annual meeting.


Buzzy bee buzzes!


The theory is that not doing anything is also freedom.

Question: What did the genius 10-year-old student create during summer vacation?


Dolly, the weasel of Nanoyo Hagi, collects the fur of defeated opponents.

Question: Something common with Fighting Nemo.


We are all human beings.

Question: You've finished 'Mitsuo'.


:( sad face )

Question: How do you collect lots of stars?


Mr. Teasing.

Question: I don't like this school.


Today we played "Eagle catches chicken", and that hen was too fierce.


This is probably not anyone's last escape trick.


Wait a minute, this place is really not suitable for repayment.


Accidentally pressed a button in Dad's lab.


Hey! You're not a fat gorilla, you're a stupid Donkey-Gomez, no, wait, you're an idiot pig, err, I mean a fat gorilla! There you go!


The more years you have, the more Edomae Sushi rolls you should eat.


Please click on the teleportation portal.


I'm glad I became a pirate.

Question: You might think I haven't read it and don't understand, but here's a mind-bending passage.


Do you want to warm up your bento? It's chilly, let's make it nice and warm.

Question: What the heck is this beef fantasy?


Just applied some Alpha acetate to the knife a while ago.


Dust behind the TV.


Collect 49 Dragon Balls.

Question: Please make it feel like a hassle to multiply by seven.


When asked to fight, I volunteer for one-on-one combat.

Question: Can you teach me a chess hack that even someone who doesn't know the 6 crowns of Fujii Satoshi would understand?


Mom's voice...

Question: I heard a sound that I haven't heard in a decade.


Did you get that even Snek could do it?


Tell me if I'm wrong.

Question: If the toilet in the multipurpose restroom at the station had a water goddess, what would happen?


Bourbon Salt.

Question: If I were placed in the scariest haunted spot, it would both terrify me and comfort me.


What did grandpa do to your face!

Question: Please make the story more profound by changing it slightly.


Yurian, I'm tired of the fake crying and double eyelid jokes already!


I got turned into something like Nook from Animal Crossing.


Well, that person is more of a tea person than coffee.

Question: Please make a comment as if you had done something wrong.


Is this made from soybeans?


Switch seats on the day I take a break.

Question: When I think that soy sauce is not necessary.


Sumo wrestlers gather for drinks in the Asakusa area at night.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Kanto.


Wait a minute, I need to open Kuaishou first.


The daily fun is scaring the owner by staring at nothing.


Yes, this is Detachment North consulting room! May I know your address and name?


Sensing that Mom is 10 kilometers away at the supermarket, "Let's have hamburgers tonight


I've found a girlfriend.


Oh, I guess the steamed buns haven't been introduced yet!


In October, the heatwave continues.

Question: Don't ask me such a thing.


We will not let the state funeral happen.


Hey, what's up?


Let's send the supervisor to heaven!


There's an unrelated old man in the picture of my grandfather's portrait.


I made it to the South Pole! Shoop... Pish... Pish... Pish.

Question: What's the reason for not getting excited about cold beer?


Don't eat dolphin meat.

Question: Please evoke sympathy with four words.


Uber Eats isn't coming.


Chocolate is delicious!


I've been tossing for 10 straight times, it's about time for the best comeback!


A shoe store that's like an arcade.

Question: I don't want to go to the arcade again.


Within 20 minutes, it's the eighth time I've gone to the pantry to pour coffee. When I return to my desk, my boss...


Show up at work first thing in the morning.

Question: It's late at night, so scary story time.


Phew...

Question: The words the hammer thrower never utters.


The second installment of the series still in the fridge, with an expiration date of June 1989 for Asahi Super Dry.

Question: The number one thing to throw away during spring cleaning is...


"There's footsteps over there! 'Meow~' 'Oh, it's just a cat...'"


His heart was in line without any distractions.


Hug Grandpa.

Question: Just got annoyed for a little bit.


It's a project retreat... All my hard work was for nothing... Don't cry. It had already collapsed. It wasn't your fault!


Self-discipline isn't burdensome.

Question: Please show off your skills, Matchi.


I get withdrawal symptoms and want to eat bananas.


Idol handshake event in 10 years.


Wait a minute! This isn't the same as the picture!


Sure thing, no mistake. Let it rip!


She said you were so cool, bro.

Question: What should I do if I accidentally dropped my friend's lunch on the floor?


Wait, wait. We can't solve everything with guns. You've got to read the atmosphere!


Can you let me pass?


That's effective! ♡


Where is the bathroom?


A diary of a woman pretending to be a man, who is pretending to be a woman.

Question: That famous young person is extremely messy. Please explain.


I don't really understand palm reading, but I bet their lifespan is short.


For dinner, heat up what's on the counter in the microwave and eat it! Mom and Dad will be coming to play.


When I'm hungry, everything tastes good!


The smell materialized.


What are you bringing back Doraemon's head for? We need the pocket! The pocket!


Suddenly appearing paranormal footage while watching.


Of course we will resist.


Let's divide and write the names of people who haven't seen episode 2 yet.


In fact, it wasn't his wig that flew up.


And shine.


Three swings, three hits! It was so much fun!

Question: An awesome line to say after striking out three times.


I thought I could hear it if I moved a little farther away.


What size is this shoe in US measurements?


The Avengers.


Spread the jam and put it in. That's where he gets called Mr. Jam for real.


Hahaha! Hehehe! Hahaha! Ohoho!


Donald Duck


You can never throw a ring where you want it to go.


Ah, I see! Ah, I see!

Question: Radical new edge.


Crass movie theater.


Ouch! I hurt my hand.


Your mom's a prehistoric clay figurine!

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


I'm always watching you.


He left me behind and took only the lead!


When you upgrade the equipment given by a beginner to max level.


I was told by the doctor that I have jaundice and need an emergency surgery.


Dad, I want to introduce you to a frog.


I flew a drone for the first time.


Shā qí mǎ


Let's just forget about the next break and call it a day.


We'll regret it later.


Tomorrow was our wedding anniversary party... I guess we should eat...


Will you marry me? Let's go over there because I'm embarrassed.


ROUND 1 FIGHT!


I've believed in God all my life, but it turned out to be a hair religion.


Day 1 of diet.


Bluffing.


I won't fall in love anymore.


Why not choose a free one?


No matter how many times I count, there's one plate missing.


When things don't go well, blame the topic.

Question: In English, the sentence would be: Sometimes when I wake up and open my eyes first thing in the morning, I smile but don't press on the star.


Step on me and kick me should be said as get stepped on and kicked.

Question: When you think about it calmly, it's ridiculous.


My monster neighbor passed away.


Quitting with sayonara to the president.

Question: Finish the soil work.


The matchmaker's receptionist was too ruthless in their words.


I got a job, yeah!


One ate garlic, and the other ate leeks.


Can you give me the right side?

Question: Add one letter to a famous song and make it something completely different.


Can't believe how much you've grown since the last time I saw you! How tall are you now?


Don't forget your shoes!


Max level home security.


This line, 'I'll give it back later!' is either a flag for never returning or breaking when it comes back. Unfortunately, it was defeated by cuteness.


Horizon Line.

Question: Can't help but cheer for these racehorses, names in katakana with no more than 9 characters.


After getting hurt from the wrestling DVD, I've been seeing this bouncing back on the screen forever.


Whatever it is, whether it's Go, Othello, or Five-in-a-Row, just come and play.


Sorry, I didn't know you were the grandchild of the director!


I filled in the broken chocolate.


I can't help but feel something welling up inside me as I continue to listen to the hourly news.


On Write-Down Street, a hamburger.

Question: McDonald's has it, but you can't get it there.


I don't like my daughter's boyfriend at all, but his joke just now was really hilarious.


Just give up, you can't keep up with us! We were never going to make it in the first place.


Is this the first time you're seeing it here, buddy?


Image failed to load.


What's your problem? Do you have something to complain about?


When your mom came charging over to beat you up but you quickly went back to your room and locked the door.


Wow, so cool! Giggling and fluffy...!


Non-alcoholic.

Question: What's the reason for not getting excited about cold beer?


Morning News is great.

Question: Please say something that will make me think, 'This is serious.'


Charlie fell into the mat and the physical education teacher sank into it.


Distribute papers to subordinates and leave on time.


Huh? Wasn't that Hockey Farm?


It's on me.

Question: What's ichimotsu?


The wife's natural look is shocking.


An elderly person drives reverse on the road.