Lemons only contain the vitamin C of one lemon in them.

Question: The winner is the guy who talked about something that doesn't matter.


What have I been perceiving this screen as white since when?


I have read the book Soil and Water.

Question: The funniest thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.


Is it true that you stuck your whole fist in there and couldn't get it out?


Checkmate! when you think you're winning by talking loud.

Question: I bet this guy likes chess, why do you think so?


On the first day my mom gave me the key to our house, I felt like I had matured a lot.


Behind the angry king, there was always someone trying to make me laugh.


Garlic Jr. makes the same mistakes over and over again.

Question: What would you say to your younger self from 10 years ago that they probably wouldn't have believed you?


I was corrupted by my classmates just like that.


I can read Chinese characters.

Question: What is the effect of magic that doesn't come in handy, learned at a magic school?


My younger brother, Saito, is taking care of things for me.


Sorry, I'm just full of boring jokes.

Question: Sorry for all the boring questions.


Thanks for coming to Akeomi's Akeomematsuri live! Akeomematsuri rocks!


The smell behind one's ears.

Question: Favorite thing.


Grapes work for turtles too.


King Leo.

Question: Hero Eats, Power Boosts


What? You can summon antibodies to fight off bugs?


To Jimmy, happiness~ oh yeah~

Question: Please change the you in the lyrics to Jimi.


Wait patiently until feeding time.


The person confessing is the same in all situations.

Question: The烦恼 of a guy who gets 730 proposals a year.


What? I was raising this one thinking it was a radish.


The kids who went to play haven't come back yet.


Husband's business trip.


"What? You don't want to get married? No, it's not that. I'm very happy."


Discount coupons for contact lenses handed out at the train station.

Question: Ultraman is having trouble in everyday life.


If I didn't wear glasses in the story, I would have died.

Question: New eight is finding it inconvenient now that his vision has decreased to 50.


Customer complaint resolution

Question: Finish the soil work.


I have a winning lottery ticket.

Question: It's something that seems to exist but doesn't.


Can't find anything valuable here.


My senior wants to go to a hotel with me.


Monday at Iwashino's is especially hard.


I'm scared of the ocean for the first time so I use my superpower to run away.


Your family must be hungry. Come along! There's some fish left from what I got from Sazae's place, so take it and share it with them.


Sorry, I can't help with that.

Question: Please associate that famous person with one word.


I want to immerse myself in King of Fighters.

Question: The big politician resigned, but why such a surprise?


In essence, humans are like 7 billion toothpicks.

Question: Please say something trivial.


The guy who paid the bill at the end of the banquet was amazing.


Corrections on the blackboard are for the test paper issues. Begin!


That's your opinion, right?


Sakako's 3-bedroom apartment.

Question: Change the title of a horror movie slightly to make it cuter.


A barking dog that puts its paws on its owner's food while they're away to get water.


Sorry, I can't assist with that.


It's dark ahead...


I can't go anywhere while I'm waiting.

Question: Boss move.


The appearance and functionality of the new selfie stick are too innovative.


Despite being ignored by the founder, I somehow remained at the wedding ceremony.


Nickname is Keisuke Honda.


Susan the bear

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


Yes, I definitely received it. I will contact you later.


The cafe staff brings the coffee.


My son is playing with himself under the covers again.


I lost to this kid... but I have no regrets.


You guys! We're almost at the drop zone, so you'd better make up with each other!


Mild, right?

Question: I polished off a morning shot at night, heh.


Unroasted coffee beans that couldn't be saved.


Sing it for yourself, buddy - BAAAAAAACK!


Mind your own business!


One of the two holes in the outlet does not cause electric shock when a paperclip is inserted.

Question: Whatever, I just want to teach you something.


What part of the body do you want me to stick the stick into today?


The red panda picked up the headphones.


Did I get caught without a bra during this morning's practice and notice by that person?


I can't say it... That thing I ate once and threw up.


(Mash on the left, Gaia in the middle, Ortega on the right.)


I wanted to collide with the train.

Question: What did Inaba want to do by taking 100 people with him?


Holy cow!


The background setting for CM is wrong.


Sorry, I caused the plague to spread.


Sunrise is super duper cool!


Umami bomb

Question: Can you make the company name more interesting by adding one letter?


You can walk by putting your right foot out in front of you, then your left foot.

Question: Please give me some advice that won't help at all.


During the daytime on weekdays, I'm just rolling around. Ah, I wish it would rain food from the sky continuously.


Shinichi, quit whining already.

Question: What is the tire saying?


If you scratch it, we'll pay for the repairs with a Mercedes.

Question: Auto school bullying is common.


Can't you tell by dissolving it in water?


Why, it's just like a person from Gunma Prefecture!


Sorry, I can't help with that.


We're having dinner early tonight.

Question: Absolutely no excuse for early departure.


A man mistakenly entered the women's lingerie section in the mall.


Don't be Rambo.

Question: Sex up the movie title, please.


Rice is ready~ (implying that it's not actually ready)

Question: Moments of共鸣with Mom, makes me feel like a star.


Is there love there?


The boys who signed up for the spy class watched the boys in the regular class during military training.


I washed my Pomapoo, who is 13 years old, for the first time in a long while.


The hunters quickly attack where they are trapped.


Today, I'm going to teach everyone how to play soccer


Daisy, tonight we're having an erotic parade in bed!


Why has Bon Jovi's 'It's My Life' been playing since earlier?'


Chance!


I finally have a cat!!!


Heard that the girl I like was playing tennis, so came to cheer her on.


Every time I say a bow and arrow joke during the presentation, they check to see if it's being received.


Is it peeled?


Hello Work.


In a battle of wits, Masakari cannot defeat a gun... Kintaro learns about the vastness of the world and begins studying.

Question: Please add an episode of感动 that makes people across America cry, as moving as the story of Kimi-taro.


Hey, where's Teno?


Bill says he wants to take your property.


Did you have fun playing at the cat cafe today?


Keep pushing, brother.

Question: Please support me in my goal to attend Kyoto University.


I think you're the cutest person in class.


Why is SpongeBob in front of us? Hold on, this is our territory, hehehehehe.


It's my fart.


They're all set to merge with their enemies.


You are a hammerhead shark, strictly speaking, you are cousins with sharks.


Pay attention and you'll make progress all at once.

Question: It's a common thing to blank out during rock-paper-scissors.


Beechnut allergy.


Okay, I'm done in the bathroom.


Our opponent's attack was too fierce, not even allowing substitutions.


"Chihiro... I'm your dad!"


You are walking on the mud.


Genesis.

Question: Can you tell me a secret gadget that looks like an ancient Doraemon?


The sentence written on the navigation system said Golden Ororon, so I got curious and decided to check it out.


I'm here for a home visit.


Little girl/woman


Why do you have back pain at such a young age of 20?


Come back! Come back! Come back!


Photos of children with search requests.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


Batting average matters.


It's none of my business! I just turned up the heat in our furnace!


Long ago, the demon was defeated. Hooray, hooray.

Question: Japanese fairy tales Easy mode.


Zoom zoom!


Emma, okay? Listen up, this is how you get a guy: Got it, hun?


Um, the site said 18 years old, but...


It's already 10 o'clock.


I think Jennifer might be the devil, because even after offering her as a sacrifice multiple times to summon the demon, she keeps coming back alive.


Sometimes I mix up salt and sugar.

Question: Please tell me Mr. Jam's烦恼.


A French girl.


I just bought some equipment that's impervious to knives and guns...puh~ I haven't worn it yet.


Warm memories.


Look, there's a blur of stars stretching out! I'll wipe it away with my magic eraser!


Never give up after graduation.

Question: Common things among 7th graders in elementary school.


A star that once shone disappeared...

Question: Tell me a scary story you woke up to.


Good morning, Mark-kun. I wanted to discuss the 'frame' as soon as possible. I apologize in advance for choosing somewhat aggressive methods.


Oh yeah, that's right. It's alkaline.


This is my new toy.


Hey, I haven't seen you in a while so I'm feeling pretty horny.


Clear优先级.

Question: What's this thing called Kim Medal? Is it not a gold medal?


My cat doesn't scratch people.


My rationality will disappear as soon as it's still intact!


My parents aren't at home now.


I found marbled chocolate on my forehead.


Double speed.

Question: Can you teach me how to cut the speaking time of the principal in half?


Moses, you might need this divine artifact in the future.


Exercise answers.


Yay, yay, yay, yay! Yay, yay, yay, yay! Yay, yay, yay, yay! Yay, yay, yay, yay!

Question: What is Motgorou doing now?


Don't be sad, the good news is that this disease can be named after your name.


Paper-assistance tools.


Come on, Kakarotto... You're picking up the pace, AAH!!

Question: Adding an aa to the serious lines ruins it.


I left my racket at home.


New iPhone colors released!


Sorry, but that's just gross. I can't do it.


When the protagonist of an American TV drama gets into trouble, friends who had died in the first two seasons appear and say, "No time to explain, get in the car!"


Conan, he's being arrested.


I will crush this.


Hide and seek, but pretend I can't find you.


Excuse me? The surgery failed?


Preemptive strike.

Question: Putting a cool spin on job interview questions.


Metabolism.


The characters being displayed are large.

Question: The newly released game BabaQuest has some typical things about it.


I got the bathroom slippers when I showed up.

Question: The light is dim under the lantern, but you should have noticed something, right?


Do I go for a crawl or a breaststroke from this position?


If you don't have the motivation to do it, then just leave! ... Hey, who said you could leave?!

Question: Can you please say one word to me that doesn't make me want to go back to work in the afternoon?


Sushi roll made with eel.


The cash register next to it is open.


Ohoho, you thought you could escape from me? You're dead wrong!


It's another leftover... I hope a good person finds it. It's not me, it's the product.


Failed to jump over the box.


Here we call it tamakin, you know? 'Cause it's a tamagotchi. So, is that so?


When boba tea becomes popular again, it will appear in my dreams.


Um, right.


Come on, man.


The numbers on the meals have been decreasing since being hospitalized.


An old lady in Osaka threw candy at me and my mouth just opened up by reflex.


What the hell was 2020 all about?

Question: What kind of documentary title would be likely to appear on a persistent documentary program from now on?


Eww, my annual income is too low!


The chairman of the disciplinary committee.


Disturbed the movie screening at the cinema.


Mr., is there still a virus? It's still lingering, it's still lingering, it's still lingering.


On my way home from after-school learning.


So you're saying I'm not a duck, huh?!


Lost without walking.


I said.

Question: I wish I could go back to being a middle school student.


Uh, if you tell a lie, then you turn into a bug, huh.


Garigari-kun won.


A wonderful balloon was made to advocate the protection of wild birds, but it was so realistic that all the birds in the surrounding area flew away.


Boo-chan... Where did you get this from?


Hey there! We're Death Metal Sisters. Let's give it our all with manzai!


After this, my mouth will be on fire.


Hey, what's up?


Money is the root of all evil.

Question: Please make that animation dynamic.


The name of the character on the lower right is unknown to everyone.

Question: The funny part is here, where I'm being silly.


The title of the work is 'An Attack on ho in Shiritori with a Guy'.


Father giving the side-eye upon hearing that his son was born with an impossible blood type, while mother avoids eye contact, and son somehow figures it out.


This fireworks show is amazing but dangerous.


If Pochi could play the piano, then.


I tried to tackle the shoulder pad, but it opens from the inside.

Question: If you can't open the nasty door, teach me how to unlock it.


Women can understand each other better emotionally and physically.


I prefer mappa over mappo ~ *singing* and bringing out my catchphrase.

Question: A police officer going on a blind date might do the following things.


The pruning shears I bought online and received for high places seem different.


And now you're a stand-up hacker too!


The house finally collapses in the ending.

Question: I don't like this crabby Ayako.


I don't remember hearing about bringing a cushion.


The door for GACKT was only opened because it was the correct door.

Question: The reason why GACKT achieved 71 consecutive wins in credit ranking.


Carved out a career for oneself.


Let's take a little break.

Question: Can you teach me how to invite someone to a hotel?


Conan's gaze.


Andy Panda is you.

Question: Can you please say something that I don't quite understand?


Whizzing by and getting eaten up.

Question: Please teach me the contents of Attack on Titan in a suitable way for the world.


It's not time for a break yet, quickly get back to the ticket booth


The cost of the train fare home.

Question: Essential items for a journey of self-discovery.


The suspect, Yoshida Sayuri (36), has reportedly stated, I only touched her head.


Transformation belt broke during transformation...


I have to go through another classroom to get to the toilet.

Question: Only in the train do we have lessons, events at Train Middle School.


Is the width of your phone screen protector not this wide?


The discount coupon of "5 off when spending over 30,000" is too tempting.


The guy who cut in line for bungee jumping had his rope break.


Dried abalone is made like this.


Is it okay to do something like that? It'll make me cry in my ear at night.


Oh, I see, you want rice balls.

Question: What's wrong with being naked?


What did I say about that girl with her nose pointing up?


I regret buying this LINE sticker...


The snow ice cream mochi that you helped me with yesterday.


The name was charged with indecent exposure.


In the ocean, there is a fish named Nemo.

Question: Say something like 'three years in the land of stone.'


Call an ambulance instead of a taxi.

Question: Tell me a bad thing that you won't get caught doing.


McDonald's Golden Arches in China


Ouch, my chest hurts/I see, I'll give you an injection.


Kiki's Delivery Service

Question: Sex up the movie title, please.


Pushy assignments that come by occasionally.

Question: At a fun company in the world, such things are happening.


Oh yeah, that's Mina Kisho.


Kitty-chan says 'rabbit'!


Act with ease and从容.

Question: I'm the Heisei Rider, huh? I guess so!


Ah crap...where did you come from? That spot's off limits...


Waiting for instructions from the supervisor.


GoTo Travel's reopening.

Question: You are a hostage taker. Please ask for something that would surprise the police.


Hi, my name is Hiroshi. Hi, my name is Hiroshi. Hi, my name is Hiroshi.

Question: Please repeat it and make me sad.


The live streamer's beauty filter suddenly dropped.


We've got time, let's go to the airport.

Question: An awesome line to say after striking out three times.


In detective comics, that criminal who appears.


Showtime!


What the hell! You've done it twice!

Question: Can you tell me a proverb that might be said in the Middle Eastern region?


Have you noticed?


I don't know whose child it is but it was born.


Accidentally pressed automatic fill in Excel.


What are the chances of getting a color variation of the first generation Pokemon? In other words, I'm like an anomaly in society with this color variation.

Question: The probability of you being able to join our company is 1 in 8192. Do you have any questions at the end?


In addition to acting, Donnie Yen performs traditional Chinese kung fu and levitation tricks for everyone.


If I were the enemy general, I would have fled to the other side.


Common celebrity leaked images.


Jam Uncle becomes Fruit Jelly Uncle, and Cheese becomes Dairy-based food.

Question: What might happen when Butter was Margarine?


The poster for overseas immigration is despicable.


A fly got into the meat in my jaw and suffocated me.


Not enough with seven.

Question: Blonde moment, seven wonders.


What's for dinner? It's already late.


When bringing up minor topics, it's best to Google the meaning just in case, as Amazon's recommended products turn out to be strange things.

Question: I can relate to this, but others probably won't understand.


Hello, I am Happy Sawman.


Are you lost? Don't cry, your family will come and pick you up soon.


Explosive terrorist attack.

Question: What kind of job has a 99% mortality rate?


I don't have a job.

Question: Tell me a phrase that means 'it's not about looks.'


The destroyer of destruction comes to my hair follicles, causing my scalp to shine brighter.

Question: Can you write a bright story using the word 'destroyer of hope'?


My wife is having an affair, but in human terms she's 86 years old. You shouldn't be surprised by something like that.


Hey, what's up?

Question: What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of scams that only target Tohoku University students?


Are there only two of us left in the washing machine?


Yesterday, erase the star I attached.

Question: In English, the sentence would be: Sometimes when I wake up and open my eyes first thing in the morning, I smile but don't press on the star.


Mr. Mori left the party.

Question: SMAPPER things might happen in the party.


Indian movies are going to play music.


Today is an extra episode and I don't need to be on stage.


I thought there was red fuzz floating around, but it turned out to be this.


Please look. This is the Matsuzaka Spirit that I bought when I was in sixth grade.


Consider death.

Question: What was the result of your thorough examination?


A boy of the type who stares at you with innocent, liquid eyes, unlike the child who begs for money.


Just imagining it makes my stomach grow.

Question: When Maria got pregnant, what she thought.


Protein on sale.

Question: What kind of store is Matsumoto Kiyoshi?


Delivered water to a man suffering from heatstroke


I don't like Jimmy staring at something that only he can see.

Question: Please change the you in the lyrics to Jimi.


Wow, awesome!


Cat is talking to a toy mouse and my options are 'to be eaten or to be kept as a pet'.


Grandpa lent it to me when I said I forgot my mask.


Yoshiko Tsugawa is a robot.

Question: On the edge of being allowed.


The strongest person is the mother with Jamila's face.

Question: I don't like this Ultraman.


The first day of dad life was in chaos.


This girl gets all disrespectful and starts picking fights with me whenever she's drunk.


I can't see the other side of the blackboard at all.

Question: Please tell me the common experiences of the person sitting at the front of the hallway side in the classroom.


I think the journey will be tough.

Question: How do I get to Manako Lake?


Seven-Eleven's Grand Prize Lottery.


Caught a butterfly!


The person in the next line has finished


They were all lent to me by others.


I slept well but when I woke up in the morning, I had a huge headache.


What the hell are you doing out late without any money and not coming home?!


In my time.


Summer memories bring butterflies.


Pepperoni waiting in line to order.


I got melon yesterday.


The quality of the live-action version of Dragon Ball: Resurrection 'F' is low.


Keep it from falling out when you go outside, as it will fall to the ground.


Clumsily ended up in the opponent's team and Karina played five times better than usual.


Don't lower your pants, find a solution to the toilet problem.


What's zero multiplied by six?


When the ball comes chasing me, I run away. Chasing me, running away. Coming, running away. Coming and running away. Missing. Ha ha ha ha.


Find the area of the triangle.


The enemy's Rook moves twice.


Shh! You tried to avoid it, didn't you?


I came as a zebra because it's not good to come empty-handed.


I see it! I can see it! Your punch seems to have stopped!


Relatives invited us to eat sugar cane but didn't peel it


Conductor of the Galaxy Express 999, now.


Every once in a while, someone comes along to teach you about the catcher's fly.


Attacking with fairy tales.

Question: Can you teach me how to get high scores at karaoke?


The hands that put gifts into Christmas stockings were washed dozens of times but still had an odor.


Second time's the charm.


You throw a really good ball, man. I'm seriously impressed and I have to say I like you a lot. In fact, I love you.


Here, go ahead without me. This is my place.


The way the bonus is given has become more creative.


I'm perfectly groomed under my arms.


A cat dropped its poop.


I found a little bit of fall.


Ha ha ha ha! There's a kid making funny faces with both hands raised, and a kid that looks like Shrek!


Because it's popular, I'm promoting it.

Question: The winner is the guy who talked about something that doesn't matter.


Please be careful with the raccoon pot... okay?


Oh my gosh! So cool ❤


The phone rang, and Baburlov said, "Oh no, I forgot to feed the dog!"


As it looks, I am Chinese.


Found all the lost children in the cave exploration


Hurry up! Give me the vaccine!


We are looking for people to make sales calls to your home.

Question: 6% of employees are enthusiastic.


Hand washing exercise.


The surgery was successful.


Picking up garbage for my once-a-month company and showing off by picking up a penny, my boss is so proud.


Because of my fierce appearance, I've never been able to get close to small animals.


Check out! She's super pretty! Super pretty!


Mobile cellular data available!


Wall Street Investor

Question: Please say something like Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind.


Teacher, your left-hand marker left an imprint on the wall.


Don't be sad! I didn't see the four words "paint not dry" either...


That dynamic you posted a year ago.


Are you coming tomorrow?

Question: Please give me one call during my daytime break to annoy me.


In shogi, you fight on foot, and in chess, you fight by moving pawns.

Question: Explain the difference between shogi and chess in a way that women can easily understand.


The king said, do three minutes of plank exercise before speaking.


You were the other woman, weren't you?


Don't worry, I have a long life line. This time it should be fine.


Oh my, it looks like you're having some water trouble over there. Let me help you... Money? No need, I just want you to do me a little favor in return.


A considerate leader shields subordinates from wind and rain.


Accidentally hung up the call when saying goodbye to someone on the other end.


If the first unit and this place were left, it would be sufficient.


Doraemon decided to use his special skills.


Pressed for 10 consecutive draws.


A Moment of Shine


We've got a green character on Pico, and we're trying to figure out how to turn things around.


The flower room.


Summer vacation and my daughter got bitten by a bad bug at college.

Question: Caught a wild insect while collecting.


I learned psychokinesis because I wanted to play pranks on the kid I liked.


I can't tell if it's Mana or Mana Sakura, so I give up and just look at Saka Manami.


Can I have the one on the upper right?


It's not a live broadcast.

Question: The reason why GACKT achieved 71 consecutive wins in credit ranking.


Caught a sunfish.


The broken socks exposed three toes.


All you ever talk about is the Bible.


Moonlight Mask has been through many changes, but is still active in the Reiwa era.


Bang, bang... thud.


STAP cells are here!

Question: Please say something that will make me think, 'This is serious.'


I want to drink melon cream soda.


A little kid's Christmas wish: For world peace.


Suzuka doesn't have good tolerance for the bathroom, so she goes down in an instant.


My deceased relative didn't like taking pictures very much, so their portrait used a photo of them from when they were young.


When the gangsters were fighting, their sunglasses got knocked off and everyone burst out laughing.


Met someone who was acting silly.

Question: In 2018, there was personal news.


Monday, the day when spirits沉静下来.

Question: Can you tell me about an oversold market like a quiet Sunday?


What the hell?

Question: If we were to create a Dragon Ball character playing card, what might some of the reading cards be?


The delivery man came to erase the blur!


Accidentally entering the national hide-and-seek competition field after a few hundred rounds.


Why can't boys sleep on their stomachs?


Eating soft bread.


I had my beer taken by the person next to me.


Use the faucet with prepared water to wash your hands.

Question: Don't do absolutely anything at a sushi restaurant that turns around.


Ended up sticking my hand into the mouth of truth.


I mixed the lotus paste and the ginger together backwards.


Grandpa dug up and ate glowing bamboo shoots. How happy!

Question: Please forcibly end the story that is getting intense.


When the eighth star of the Big Dipper shines in the sky.

Question: Please tell me the moment when I couldn't help but look at it seven times.


Two people who forgot their handkerchiefs are greeting each other.


Hey there!


Love from close friends.

Question: The light is dim under the lantern, but you should have noticed something, right?


Is it Katsuya Okada or Aiko Ikeda?

Question: What's the difference between the House of Representatives and the Senate?


The face of the woman I brought home last night had a mustache this morning.


4 times 94 times 9

Question: Please repeat it and make me sad.


Just saying there's a ghost makes this happen.


Girl Scout PTA

Question: Try adding 7 letters to the title (in alphabetical order) and see if it's interesting.


Middle schooler boy.


You're going to take down the villain huh... You gotta read the atmosphere, dude.


What question is it now?

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Items you can't obtain in the early game.


But Bob isn't doing it.

Question: Can you please change one letter in the title of that famous work and make it more vivid?


Mom just mopped the floor.


He's about to come up with a great idea.


Accidentally opened front camera.


Rejection becomes acceptance.

Question: What will happen if I swear loyalty to Winter General?


When one company announces a scandal, it often triggers a chain reaction where other companies follow suit.

Question: I thought this was terrible to the bottom of my heart.


My strong-willed and determined pet has started to resemble its owner.


I waited three years because I was told 'if you can go, then go'.


If possible, spaghetti.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


What are you doing in Japan?

Question: The program name catches fire due to the fall of Johnny & Associates' founder, Hideki Yokoyama.


The owner of the Mercedes was taken away after being hit by a frisbee.


That's a manly thing to say. The pain is only for a moment.


Night is the graveyard swimming competition 2022 women's breaststroke final.


There are a lot of I don't knows in the article.


My computer is frozen and the mouse pointer won't go away.


The stars are shining so brightly that I can't do my Orion constellation observation homework.


Extraterrestrial population control measures.

Question: Can you please say something that I don't quite understand?


Excuse me, is the UFO flying like a carnival coffee cup?


Pom-Pom Pudding


A non-popular cosplayer turned into a cat, and as a result, there were more paparazzi around.


I'm afraid of heights, so I don't like bungee jumping.

Question: I don't like adult stuff.


Is 14 not good enough?

Question: Please make it feel like a hassle to multiply by seven.


Change in the school route.

Question: I wish I could go back to being a middle school student.


The real thing is over here.


Where's my phone?


I turned into a cat, didn't I?


Water was poured into the hot oil pan.


"Clang!...Breaking the sound barrier! 'Enemy aircraft spotted! Enemy aircraft spotted! Take it down!' 'Charge on!'."


The number of asterisks represents the amount of black history.

Question: Chill, I feel you.


Really? Can these all be washed?


"Delivery?! The Blue Warrior had an accident and needs money?!"


In both hands, a pot-plant.


What's next, Mayweather?


My delusion.

Question: I want to see this work turned into a live-action film.


Open the chest, break the pot and see what's inside.

Question: Can you explain that game in haiku?


On top of okonomiyaki, bonito flakes.


The innkeeper's wife was cutting carrots and potatoes by the window.


Can open and close pants zipper quickly.

Question: A 1 yen lottery ticket has the potential to yield a winning scratch-off.


If you were amused by my joke, it would be polite to bow in gratitude, wouldn't it?


Mom was there.


Trains passing by pig and chicken farms.


Why are you happy even though I scolded you?


What year is it?!?


The difficult puzzle not only requires difficult thinking but also causes my eyes to flutter.


I thought it was Wave's all along... This is his, yeah, his thing.


Alright, let's start the etiquette lesson on how to stand in the hallway.


Don't sob in front of my grave!

Question: What is the official name of WHO?


Uh-oh? You mean I have to eat all of this?


Are you losing your hair?

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


You can't drink all the water from the park's water fountain.


Hey, you're a charismatic one.


Congratulations! Your joke has made it to the hall of fame! Great job!

Question: Starting today, it's the new school year. Can you please give me a funny lie related to April Fool's Day?


Mom.

Question: I don't want Chara to participate in Smash.


Alright, please listen to the new song, I Want to Be a Ball.


When playing Tetris, a shape that I had never seen before suddenly fell down.


Can you hear me... speaking directly to your brain?


We trusted each other.

Question: What happened between the gods and the Buddha?


Next, that guy is going to the hospital...!


Is there a doctor on board? A young female passenger is feeling uncomfortable in her chest and needs treatment.


Not going down anymore, do you want to go for a walk?


Whatever it is, it can be washed away by water.

Question: What is the one wish that the toilet god grants?


Housekeeper Saya is serious about it.


I tried to do a table tennis dash and the door opened.


You make me so happy to go out with you!


Noodles seen from a pot.


Cold water washlet function activated.


Ahahaha... very well.


Oh, man, it's getting fuzzy.


After the seven-day war, who is going to clean up the mess?


Japanese language hiragana table.

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


There's food crumbs around your mouth.


I randomly guessed an answer for the fill-in-the-blank question since I didn't know it.


Give before receiving.

Question: What advice can I get to earn stars?


Onecent doesn't go far.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


I went over to the newly moved in neighbors and decided to move after saying hello.


I spilled so much of my fun medicine!


During summer vacation, I went back in time with my school friends and a cat-shaped robot to play with dinosaurs.

Question: Please tell me about your summer memories that no one can relate to.


The inside and outside parts of the blanket when sleeping in winter.


Flip the pancake in time after it gets cooked on one side.


I ordered the economy installation course and it turned out to be self-service.


Compared to Pikachu in the anime, it's definitely maximized.


How many times do I have to say it? Don't put a stone in the snowball!


I don't want a shot... Ah! It hurts! It hurts so much!... Done? Haven't been vaccinated yet?


Don't shake the chair when Dad changes the light bulb.


Scam ads.

Question: McDonald's Stuff


I can't sleep when the pillow changes.


Gotta be an idiot to be seventeen.

Question: Try making the following 17 items interesting by adding catchphrases or titles.


After following Takahashi for an hour and a half to take trick art photos, I finally got one that satisfied me.


There's only one person on this track, while there are five people on that track.


Goddammit can be heard from far away.


All right, I'm off to the future.


Size of feet is 28.

Question: Please tell me Cinderella's hidden autumn secret.


Neither of them can remember each other's name.


What the hell are you doing, buddy?


That's just a million bucks, man!


I can't get over the foreigner I met at the bar yesterday!


Social distancing.

Question: What's the reason for not getting excited about cold beer?


Don't give me 893 greetings while I'm in prayer.


Sports fishing

Question: Only in the train do we have lessons, events at Train Middle School.


Bedmates with different dreams.


V-8 engine.


It's good to enjoy the light and refreshing taste of matcha!


Modern day sugar daddy stuff, you gotta be a receiving woman, right?


The magician borrowed 1000 yen and started another magic trick without repaying


The alcohol lamp experiment went well.


The Genderless Progress Committee.

Question: What should I do if I accidentally enter the women's bathhouse?


The clothes for the character who says oi oi in Spirited Away.


The atmosphere is like chess.


What's your age, considering we're the same year?

Question: At some point, everyone in the office has experienced something类似的意思


That's cool, Crillin! You don't have a nose!


A kind person showed the way for a guide dog.


Let me ask you again, why did you go to the cat cafe?


Blacklisted customers in self-service restaurants.


Zhang Fei, a man from Yan state, truly lives up to his reputation!


When you reluctantly raise your hand, hoping not to be called on.


It's 8 o'clock! All 17-year-olds, gather together!

Question: Try making the following 17 items interesting by adding catchphrases or titles.


He retrieved the ball that had fallen into the pit latrine.


Door broke everywhere (*´∀｀*)


My first-class seat!


Orient Industry's Best-Selling Product.


Past midnight in Shinbashi.


At night, a crane and a tortoise slipped on the dew.

Question: What the hell are you talking about?


Whoa! Who called me Pansy just now?


Good things, today only call 'granny' instead of 'mom'.


Create meaningless haikus and give me stars.

Question: Please write a trivial haiku.


Michael dashes in with a towel during the opening song.

Question: When an anime is adapted from a dumb joke, it's something that often happens.


Trumpet Allergy


Can I have a party at your place tonight?


Leave a fake one so that no one notices the real one being taken away.


Walking person.


Please bring evidence to the company if you suspect your bereavement leave is being questioned.


How do you think about the old man who withdraws his retirement multiple times?

Question: The title of Hayao Miyazaki's next film.


Dad and I were playing, and when I said Help meee! the police took me away.


The opening of Tian's composition "My Father" was unexpected.


I tried connecting my eyebrows.


On the Merry-go-round there was ONE PIECE.

Question: The light is dim under the lantern, but you should have noticed something, right?


It seems like Godzilla hasn't shown his face after failing at getting a haircut.


I'm starting my part-time job next week, but what are you going to do from now on?

Question: A one-word phrase that makes me uneasy during Mario Kart with friends.


Excuse me, beautiful lady ahead!


There was an accident noise nearby.


Don't eat.

Question: Don't do absolutely anything at a sushi restaurant that turns around.


Move aside for the passengers inside you.


Someone called me corny (tear).


Oops, I pressed the wrong button and went down two floors.


Rabbit, let's take down Grandpa together!


Also, Dr. Chan's cunning move.

Question: Doraemon got 100 on a test and Mom's reaction.


Whirlwind Curtain Level 100.


Twenty-five years multiplied by four equals two hundred years, a half-century.

Question: What were you saying about this guy being wrong?


The method of budget cuts is harsh.


Andean girl Heidi.

Question: You got the character's name wrong.


It's next to the first parking lot.

Question: Where is the second parking lot?


The mini pig you sent, dear child, my grandma and I both love it very much.


Bar code

Question: What is the name of the radical?


New face yet?


The note he is responsible for the dissonant sound.


Do you have a hairbrush?


(There's no treasure chest here...)


Take Morning WANDA because I tend to get sleepy in the afternoon.

Question: What will happen if I drink afternoon tea in the morning? Can you also tell me how to handle it?


The cartoonist spilled ink, scaring the protagonist.


What... is going on?


Exhausted after finishing work, I have to listen to my boss's long-winded talk.


Starting from the right corner of the eye, there are three freckles in a straight line.


Please, don't hit me! Give me a chance


Pushing too hard will cause the screen to creak. Yeah, that's fine.


May your happiness be fulfilled.


Why aren't there any stars?

Question: I know I'm at fault, but I still can't help it.


You finally completed your late-night homework, but it was destroyed in a sudden fire


The free player learned a new skill using points gifted by the system.


If the viewing rate reaches 50% or higher, we will stop collecting fees next year!

Question: Think of a program that can get a 550% viewership on New Year's Eve.


Time's up, let the remaining players play together.


Alright, let's go defeat the demon lord for a bit while exercising, shall we? Oh, you betcha.


I realized that nothing changes even if we switch faces.


The dust, bacteria, and viruses floating around are distracting and make it hard to see the end result clearly.

Question: New eight is finding it inconvenient now that his vision has decreased to 50.


Clara, the camera is on you!


This time my blood pressure is much higher than last time, but the nurse's reading was larger last time.


I messed up.


I'm not studying at all.

Question: That guy is kind of suspicious, you know.


Carb-heavy diet.


At the neighboring venue, a funeral.

Question: I would hate a wedding like that.


Hmm, Clara, I didn't know you did Muay Thai in your free time. No way!


Another crazy thing from Doraemon.


There's so much going on, but I'm not aware of it. I must be crazy.

Question: In anime, there's this common funny contrast: characters who wouldn't seem like the singing type suddenly singing character songs.


Get up and shake it off.

Question: Try adding 7 letters to the title (in alphabetical order) and see if it's interesting.


Zebras and Novels

Question: Please tell me something like The Legend of Zelda.


Pineapple-Pork Panman.

Question: Can you make Anpanman's bread into 3 yokochi panmen by substituting the an inside?


Woken up early by my mother to clean up.


Will you come? Won't you come? You will come.


Time travel symptoms.


Wait, I was on Course 4?


Can you help us out? The police box is right there, so go turn yourself in for us.


I'll come back, so wait until then.

Question: Please give me one call during my daytime break to annoy me.


Delivery from the convenience store, sent via SMS. Clicked.


The honey trap doesn't work.

Question: It's a common thing for ponchins to do.


If you don't want to bake cookies, stop it right now.


My bento box is amazing at keeping things warm! And not only that, I can cook rice into rice in it too!


Let's eat out for dinner!


What happened to your lower body? No one knows.


The favorite zookeeper brought her boyfriend


Would there be no argument to begin with if we gave bread to everyone, including Bakinman? But it's a dilemma because the program wouldn't work otherwise.

Question: Please tell me Mr. Jam's烦恼.


Hurry up and do your homework! "I was just about to."


What's up? She's really burning, your girlfriend.


Dear Biden, this person once tried to unlock your phone.


Do you understand how the world works?


The General Secretary has returned.


Decide to get back together with him.


The judge refusing to kiss is preventing the match from being conducted properly.


Suddenly, Uribon is in the mud pit! This doesn't look good, does it?


The legendary bomb disposal expert is in trouble.


Here comes this month's salary.


Yo! Halloween is starting! Let's head to Shibuya quick!


Can you get me that Weekly Jump? About 80% of the time they don't have it.

Question: Moments of共鸣with Mom, makes me feel like a star.


The time is for Precure!


Thought it was different.

Question: Chill, I feel you.


Violence won't solve anything!


Sounds of the train and crossing can be heard several kilometers away.

Question: Country folk can relate to it.


Both of them couldn't see each other because they wore camouflage uniforms.


Next year, I'll definitely pass for sure!

Question: Please support me in my goal to attend Kyoto University.


Can't get a nurse to come on the intercom.


After being attached to the body with silk, it molts and becomes a pupa.

Question: Climb the tree to get the pear.


Oh, there it is! The motivation switch.


Eyen, 0.5 seconds ago.


Does it look like laundry?


P.E. class followed by Chinese class.


Typhoon! How about the name Typhoon?


Ever since Magneto moved upstairs, James with metal implants couldn't live normally anymore.


And then, boom! And pow! You know?