Here comes this guy again, buying the eggs on special offer with a limit of one box per person.


What the hell just happened?


Happy to return home to the sky.


I overplayed with punching holes in bread.


They said Michelin sent us to the kitchen, but it's a tire factory morale trip! And they say I'm good at cooking too! was broadcast on Rough Cut - In Search of America.


When the wife was hit on by a handsome man, she came up with the quick idea of washing off her makeup to let the man see the truth.


Is there anything wrong with turquoise?

Question: The person who thought延长石 was turquoise


I am allergic to metal.


The job ice age is over.


The boss of Gantz.


It's not worth the energy to pick up 1 yen, so it's better not to bother.

Question: urban legend about something closely related to hard currency in a city.


Dalshim's casual wear.


What the hell do I have to eat to make my fart smell that bad?!


T-shirt and New Balance shoes.

Question: Tell me the edge of what's acceptable for an attractive person.


Three people died during the final confirmation of the previous flash mob.

Question: Why do I think this proposal will probably fail?


The criminal is among us.


Three sheets of B5 paper.

Question: The subtle thing I received as a reward for the survey.


Reasoning in physics.


First time with a gun ~ * * *


Cheer up! or Pick up the spirits!


No matter how many times I try, only the do note comes out.


Get off your ass and fix the error.


Just sleep well, Snowball.


Every time something good happens, something else falls into place.


At various places, there are going to be bad outcomes.

Question: Conan and Umaru collab is so cute!


She reminds me of my first love.

Question: I don't like these cockroaches.


I'll try to give a kiss back indirectly when my favorite person kissed me on the cheek.


Sing a song for him and express your gratitude.


The difference between octopus and squid legs is two.

Question: Can you say something like a mermaid with lots of charm?


TWICE, I'm putting stars for the people I like!


During skydiving, everything fell off so I just looked up for now.


Wow! I'm glad I didn't see that!


Hide the ones with stars attached to all the jokes.

Question: What would you want to do first if you acquired a钝化剂?


Infidelity.

Question: What did he do that made you want to strangle him?


Only after walking over did I realize it was a mural.


I woke up from a dream of working in a cat cafe all day long.


With this trap, Mario will definitely fall for it.


Do you get super hated at the restaurant?


One million one puppies.

Question: Please make the story more profound by changing it slightly.


Freddie Mercury


That version of the material was initially looked at and rejected outright.


The number on the guest's card is between 81 and 155.

Question: Bingo tournament attendees were on fire.


I got kicked out by my wife


The person who played the part of the tree at the game fair is standing out the most.


Another Sky.

Question: The program name catches fire due to the fall of Johnny & Associates' founder, Hideki Yokoyama.


I want to complain about how my haircut turned out.


I just remembered the name of the old lady I passed by yesterday.

Question: Happy moment #556,743.


I can't find Twitter.


When I tried to leave the room, the Uniqlo employee asked me Where did you find that shirt?


I've been having this dream once every three days recently.


In an instant, I saw Yen.


What the hell do you always go for my left eye!


Today I'm going to put up parking violation stickers all over the place!


We can manage without three people. Yeah, as long as we have iPhones.

Question: Modernize proverbs.


The person on the right takes all the sushi I ordered at the conveyor belt sushi restaurant.

Question: Sorry, but I can't assist with that.


Hey everyone, it's me.

Question: What would you want to do first if you acquired a钝化剂?


When I got angry at my mom.

Question: I don't feel suited for this job at the moment.


Did it give birth? What color is it? What color is my son?


At this point, I can't even say I'm Swiss anymore


You'll get a missile launch certificate.

Question: What's this thing called Kim Medal? Is it not a gold medal?


I was called lonely, but I realized that I am alive.


Where did the person you're asking go?


The program had a missing branch, but it still runs without issues.


I forgot my headphones when I left.


Ordering the DOM set will get you stepped on.

Question: McDonald's finally introduces all-night McDonald's service! What does it include?


The culprit is among you!


The throat resonates with Buddha.


Vomit.

Question: Don't do it while eating poop.


Nobita was an energetic kid and always the center of attention, so I don't think there was any bullying.


Finally, I couldn't post anymore so I deleted my face.


A record book of love between you and me.


I am being made to make an apology by President Bach.


What's this guy's name?

Question: Could you please write about Libya, which doesn't seem to be well-known?


Liquid soy is calling me! Everyone, find it and thank you!

Question: Get me some soy sauce from the back and say it again.


Checkmate, Dad.


Although I don't know what happened, I feel it must be your fault.


Cooking Idol A-i! My! Maiu!


Drinking wine at Iseya-san's house always makes me feel better than usual.


Can you repeat that? You said go down nine flights of stairs, right?


I'm not going to do anything with carp anymore.

Question: Can you please tell me the title of a song that sounds like it should exist but doesn't?


Yes, I didn't leave you out.


Didn't we agree to get our heads shaved together yesterday?!


Rowdy Rambo.

Question: Please come up with a funny pun that sounds strong.


All six kids are annoying.


Snake! What's going on? Talk to me, Snake! Snake! Ssssssssssnnnkkkkeeee!


I tried to take off the plush costume, but the zipper on the neck got stuck.


What the hell is this shit?

Question: Please ruin the famous line by changing it slightly.


I saw the jumping of Koi-king head-on.


Like Ai Fujimoto.

Question: Radical new edge.


Member of the Yuan (Legislature)

Question: This guy is a fugitive, why do you think so?


Just be yourself and don't hold back.

Question: Can you teach me how to invite someone to a hotel?


More than what I want to do, the thing I've done so far is like a Christmas festival and it was really fun!

Question: What I want to do on Christmas Eve.


Scaring people with just your natural face.

Question: Give it a shot.


If I had realized this was the spark at that time...


Doraemon's bare face.


Summer vacation passed by in the blink of an eye.


Wow! My glamour is on it!


Can I sit in your chair, Mr. Temple?

Question: Wouldn't it be better if Hamonjima were in charge instead of the warden? Hamonjima is a sensible person.


Self-isolation.


Using a race umbrella to hammer in nails.

Question: That carpenter must be the daughter's boyfriend. How did I notice?


An image of Mount Fuji erupting drawn by a manga artist.


Please, please wait.


Happy birthday to BB gun enthusiasts!


I can't seem to get this thing flying today.


Bob sled gold.


I can't help but end my sentences with 'gozaru'.

Question: Please teach me the grace that I am ashamed to receive from God.


All black tights.

Question: The surprising internal rules of Japan's number one black company.


Riup? It's recommended.


Shh, doink, doink!


My trucky stuffed animal was burned while I was sleeping.


In front of the mirror, striking a pose.

Question: When you ask 3,500 middle school students what their morning routine is, 4 people say they do it!


Jealousy.

Question: Name of a dish that seems to exist but doesn't.


You're ugly, and your hair is terrible too.


Ugh, this tooth is hopeless, hand me the revolver, buddy.


Make it easy, man.


Come on, classical!


Didn't you realize? This island was my 'furniture' all along.


Thank you for your help the other day, Snuupi.


The ladder to heaven is hell.


The bride said, 'Don't you remember? I told you not to touch the wedding cake.'


Time machine.

Question: Add one letter to one of Doraemon's secret gadgets and make it useless.


Dog lovers gathering.


Got flushed away for using the wrong giant monster toilet.


Where did you catch your cold? It's from the yellow and green Benz.


The bento box that came out straight from the bag seemed expressionless.


Long-haired cat.


Cerebral Fracture Due to Sneezing.

Question: Unbelievable last name.


The female journalist is on fire.

Question: Meetings about shooting crimes.


Thank you, thank you! Now could you please make it rain?


This is the stance at 6 am.


Living in the warehouse in the harbor area.

Question: I'm not proud of it.


Robbing the bank now.


In the wind-blown blue skirt, she's wearing athletic clothes.


This computer is awesome!


Blazing fire.


Ugly girl.

Question: Change the title of a horror movie slightly to make it cuter.


Quiet chan, didn't I tell you?


Pressed the gas pedal, but the car went sideways!


Forget it, let's move on from the curtains being missing.


I thought it was a honey trap, but it turned out to be a hive being built by bees - chick show.


I thought I was calling her, but it turned out to be my mom.

Question: Did Koga accidentally hang up the phone?


Mom, we're acting as Doraemon now, not Ultraman.


Open the Jade Box.

Question: Please watch Crayon Shin-chan despite it being an unreasonable finale.


Coughing slow-motion video.


My body is still in isolation, but my soul has already floated outside.


Check out this metal-clad, buff body!简称Macho!

Question: Please give the person who messed up on the second question as many stars as possible.


Which one is yours and which one is mine?


My younger brother is considering cutting ties with his older brother who has become buck-toothed, the same one we're all familiar with.


Countdown is starting.

Question: What happens when you press the mysterious button discovered at the top of Mount Fuji?


You're not special, just taking off your aura outfit.


The elephant has already stepped on it and there's no voice anymore.


I searched for pictures of Medusa.


The helicopter flew away by itself.


That's not gonna work, Jin.


Easy, easy... dangerous, dangerous! One more time.


I just landed and encountered a hacker player in Chicken Dinner.


Have you checked out all your items, sir?


Born into this world.

Question: The funniest thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.


Selling ghostwritten victories is enough to support my family.


Original.

Question: Kindly said, she's not unattractive. Rudely said, she's a bitch.


I fell asleep after telling the barber to cut just a little bit shorter.


That's the best ever.


Look, look! I pulled out the road sign!


Before the vacation, we closed the warehouse but the store manager might have been inside.


Hey, you... I found this really strange business card in my suit the other day...


I'm hungry.

Question: A smartphone with 50% charge would say this, I think.


Is it time for a hair straightening treatment?


She let loose a swarm of mosquitoes into my room after finishing speaking.


A guy is with an old lady.

Question: What does a grown-up daughter of a man become?


And is Yamaguchi's departure and return just a calculated publicity stunt?


Too many to write down.

Question: I feel uncomfortable living up to my appearance.


Obsession.

Question: What's left after 99.9% of the bacteria are killed?


Loading in progress.


A city that doesn't sleep, like Shinjuku, but by 4 in the morning, 80% of the people are asleep.

Question: What should I be aware of when traveling to Tokyo?


An employee gets the death penalty for leaving one blade of grass, but the vice president is okay with peeing in his pants.

Question: What do you mean by the vague rules of a shady company?


Cutie Proposal

Question: Can't help but cheer for these racehorses, names in katakana with no more than 9 characters.


"The students in the classroom downstairs are studying harder than you all."


She always leaves just her phone number.


This is Chihuahua, woof woof.


Just realized that my hands touched something wet.


This dog bone is for three people, it's not good to take it all for yourself.


The fifth period is for self-study.


Hurry, the light is green!


0.6 times the energy.


Tokyo Olympics by OAIBY


Tokyo 03's Hanako is all about Kikuta, right?


I've had another breakup, how about taking a walk to clear my head?


Have you waited for a long time? No, I just got here too.


Mr. Mom!


Detective Conan and Shinichi Kudo.

Question: The wording is different, but the meaning is the same.


Ugh, sorry. I guess I'm just not remembering my lines lately because of my age.


In that case, I'll add bonito flakes as a hidden flavor. I won't take dashi out of it. I won't use konbu seaweed. I won't open Mentsuyu paste.


He underestimated Alpha Arlon.


Finally, electricity has been cut off.


The cat was attracted to the red dot.


I'm super unpopular, man.


I was going to sneak in but I heard Un, un ♥ from inside so I quietly closed the door.


Ever since I got life insurance, my wife has been cooking homemade meals all of a sudden.

Question: I thought this was terrible to the bottom of my heart.


Free hot drink received while queuing for the bungee jump ride.


Day shift and night shift.

Question: I don't feel happy even if I can use this dual-purpose thing.


Blown by the wind, I searched痴迷地 for something.

Question: The hero opened the treasure chest, and lo and behold, it was a mimic! The mimic suddenly transformed.


Oh, the health department...


If the approval rating drops that much, there's no choice but to resign as president! It's frustrating and irritating!

Question: How am I feeling now?


I need to go over and greet the gal named Sagae who just moved in next door.


I partied so hard that I thought I was going to die.


First day of debut at the park.


I can almost feel it... my fingertips are touching it already...


Hey, have you seen the dragon?


My stomach hurts really badly.


Darn it.

Question: Please associate that game with three words.


Wave Palm


Did you get your hair cut by that guy too? Yeah, that bastard with the glasses.


There's nothing here! There's nothing here at all!


Doctor, how's my child's surgery!?


Black hole.

Question: Where does Masahiro Matsuzaki often seem to appear?


I really want to wear a cardigan. You always say clothes are anything but parkas, so put this Champion one on.


A ramen shop with the dedication of each and every noodle being handmade by a craftsman.


There do exist numbers smaller than zero.


I can use two hands and one tongue to make you happy.


The judges of the Irohanea are struggling to hold back laughter.


I caught a cockroach! Back off! I found it first, you know.


A ghost of someone from the hardware store appears.

Question: The worst fact discovered on the first day of buying my own home.


The drop of water is about to fall from the tap.


Every time I open a carbonated drink, it splashes all over me.


Flower Hellner

Question: Business Japanese terminology is often used.


Check it out.


That guy is really building a wall.


Um, is it Wednesday today?


How are you going to do it?

Question: Please get carried away with editing the title.


Kim Jong-un's sister.

Question: Who were the overly aggressive choices for singing the national anthem?


Standing up! Want to miss my son's growth?


I told you, I'm not the bird on Twitter.


What's up?


I'm really good at imitating the 'Rain!' voice, and I don't even brag about it.

Question: Ugly cell phone store employee with a strong local accent.


This is the stone I found yesterday.


The person is knocked out with a knife to the back of their head.

Question: Examples of things in anime that are naturally there and accepted without any discomfort: opening sequences (op).


Is it over, CM?

Question: What the raccoon is thinking now.


Seemed like I had gained some strength, but I don't think I could've knocked you down with that kind of power.


I caught a stick insect, so I'm going to show it to my mom.


Trying to bring forth chaos resulted in chaos being born.

Question: I thought it was just a dream, but it turned out to be real - in a sort of otaku-ish way.


Why do they have so many helicopters?


Am I witnessing a mating ritual? If so, it's making me cringe.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


A troublesome guest arrived at SM Club.


Even a beast like me can be by the side of a beautiful woman! Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn it!


Audrey was substituted for Audrey Spring Day at the last minute and appeared on the show, but her butterfly tie was noticed by her co-stars.


The same joke, but different stars.

Question: Blonde moment, seven wonders.


This character fades too.

Question: I can't help but think I'm getting old.


Hey, Mr. Ahgo, we're running out of soap, can you grab that too? Oh yeah, milk soap.


Face of the planet.


When I learned that screaming usually gets things done in this world.


Red and 200 colors anniversary!


Dad bought a new convertible, but it looks like we're going bankrupt!


Don't push, I said, but that doesn't mean don't push back.


I caught something weird with my fish.


Say 'Yes cheese' and run as fast as you can, okay?


The latest Super Sentai is about cats.


Mermade Loan Scandal

Question: Can you say something like a mermaid with lots of charm?


Can you pass it back?


Remove shoulder blades.

Question: What is the effect of magic that doesn't come in handy, learned at a magic school?


Excuse me, sir/madam, I noticed you didn't go through the register with this item in your bag... (muttering to oneself)


Drop some knowledge.

Question: Don't do it while eating poop.


When waiting at the front of the train, there is a fear that someone will push from behind suddenly.

Question: Everyone has thought about it once.


Oh, I was careless and didn't dodge it.


Believers only get saved, right? Oh, so you only forgive three times, huh?

Question: What happened between the gods and the Buddha?


Can you please do something about global warming? It's getting too hot and I might melt!


Sorry, I can't help with that.


I made fun of the beauty sergeant by saying 'You look like Asakura Ryuu,' and 5 minutes later, everything around us was burned to ashes.


I'm quitting smoking just like this!


Everyone is carsick and leaving early.

Question: Only in the train do we have lessons, events at Train Middle School.


Buckle your seatbelt


You're making me angry, watch out!

Question: Please do something as unpleasant as summer salt.


She becomes wife, then ghost.

Question: Try saying 'human being on fire'.


The coach of the soccer team.

Question: Substitute with sesame seeds.


Alright everyone, let's make this awesome topic the best joke and get inducted into the hall of fame!

Question: Please make a comment as if you had done something wrong.


I should have dropped my contact lens around here somewhere.


Ran into an annoying senior.


Hey, you called out 'Magic Breakthrough Lightning Bolt' right?


To avoid being hit by bowling balls, bottle evolution has developed new skills.


Dinner is served.


Grandma saw your new car.


Hey there, beautiful! Want to grab some meat and hang out with me?


I added an engine so let's go for a walk and check out the sun tower right away.


She changes personality when online.


I ordered the shakoteki set but I have a bad feeling about it.


Trump supporters.


Nanako's beam is coming and everyone's in trouble.


I heard that there's a vacancy in the twelve zodiac signs.


What did you put in the kinpira dumplings?


Hey, this tastes just like mom's...


A girl enters high school.


Strong-willed Sazae, careless Tofu, cunning seaweed Wamame, and lazy fish Conger eel.

Question: I don't like this crabby Ayako.


I noticed a huge mistake in my work.


What's the charge for that? Just cut it and give me one piece.


I missed the bus...!


Age verified.


You seem like you'd be more suited for politics.

Question: Please praise me, but don't think I'm stupid.


Waiting for a koala.


But hey, I'm the hero, right?

Question: Please tell me a lie in two seconds.


What would be your first action if you suddenly became a woman?


Assuming it was a penny machine, I put in a thousand yuan bill and dropped out a lot of game coins.


This level of ball I can easily swat. The important thing is how close I can get to it.


Reprint royalties for the memoir.

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


I forgot I was numbed at the dentist.


Echo photos are strangely realistic.


Show me too, Red Racer!


This inn is haunted; I'll stay another night.


Can you move the microphone a bit farther? It's distorted!


I really don't want to keep going and it's not yet a checkpoint.


If I manage to escape, I'll use the reward money to go on a trip with my boyfriend.


The vacuum cleaner on the floor above is running.


Living tough and strong in the forest.


My answer is different from that of my classmates.


Dad! I got 100 on my math test! Isn't that amazing?

Question: Don't congratulate yourself!


Whatever, cool... Let's do it!


I want to make a cake but I don't have any sugar.

Question: Substitute with sesame seeds.


The driver looked at a beautiful woman on the roadside while waiting at the red light.


Toriyoshi is still moving his mouth.


I don't have any hair on my body.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when in a tight spot during battle?


Wassabi kicked it!


Release date postponed.

Question: Getting frustrated in games.


Give away? Lose money?


Please enter the captcha as shown in the above image.


I was trying to sneak back home in the morning, and my wife was welding the key to the front door.


Pull out the patrol lamp.

Question: What should I do when I am being tailgated?


An event where they keep telling me to chase the little girl, and I have to constantly look back and am slow, so it's frustrating.


Excuse me, this is Akahori Kyoji speaking. Good evening.


The child in the family finally learned to write "Spring" correctly after consistently writing it as "Bai".


I'm not sure about my position, but it's okay.


That's salmon.


This is a 3D movie...


We have already decided on the class representatives while you were resting.


Yes! The pigeon has disappeared!


Hey there, Anchovy Charlie!


I got super tickled.


Can I have some fruit?

Question: Kororo is the first president and Onecoyo is the second president with cat-like abilities.


The time machine's brake has failed.


If you see it, you'll lose your energy, they say.

Question: Looking at Åı makes me feel energetic.


The driving school is tough.


Meteor Impact Shelter Battle for Ownership


The bad dog.


If you combine what you don't see, what you don't say, and what you don't hear, nothing will get done.


During the fight, if a child were to cheer Go Ultraman! the person with depression would start yelling, You want me to try harder when I have depression? Stop it!

Question: What's the new Ultraman like that disappointed the kids?


Guys, let's have an otter stew.

Question: Is a pink development really just any kind of development?


Games are one hour a day.


"When I grow up, I will protect Mommy." "Really? Thanks! A car is coming, watch out while walking and look forward!"


Pepsi is being attacked by Coca-Cola.


The WiFi signal on my hand is too strong!


That's none of my business.

Question: What should I do if I accidentally enter the women's bathhouse?


I took my car in for repairs, but it was still destroyed.

Question: It sounds scary but it's not really, a spooky ghost story from Japan called Kaitour.


Turns back to around 30 years old.

Question: How to make Osakana Sanma-cho interesting.


AirMac in the US.

Question: McDonald's shock new menu.


Board games only.

Question: I don't want to go to the arcade again.


While comforting a colleague, I received a discount coupon for takeaway food that was handed to me on the side of the road.


Kicking up a fuss over trivial things.

Question: What would be a fitting title for a Studio Ghibli doujinshi?


Grandson came to get an Oshogatsu gift.


The manga version is pretty gory...


An old acquaintance from the supermarket's tasting area has arrived.


What the hell is this score? You've been slacking off in club activities and playing games at home... game ban starting now... tell dad when he gets back.


If it had a box, it would have had a price.

Question: When your body was submitted for appraisal by the鉴定団, what did the appraisers say?


Sustainable Development.


Morning rituals for three hours.

Question: I don't like this school. Please respond only in kanji.


The real criminal.

Question: Did octopus balls not have any tempura, but they had imitation crab in them?


Dad is getting mad at someone he doesn't know while yogurt is spilling out of his backpack.

Question: I want to turn away my eyes, yogurt spilled in my backpack because my dad doesn't know someone is angry at him.


I feel like I'm being asked a question that requires me to be stupid.


I can't play because I'm out of tune.


The Last Supper.


Star Dust

Question: The person who said 'used tissue' in the most otaku-like way wins.


Don't you think the car axle is particularly hard today?


I guess it was Sailor Moon, huh?

Question: What is a guy like you who knows so much about Sailor Moon?


They denied ever borrowing the name of the moon.


Subway

Question: How do I get to Manako Lake?


So far, I remember that...


Practicing starting a motorcycle at home.


There is evidence that even small amounts can be dangerous.


Eh, come on! Is it really okay to draw something like this?!?


The sound of the boiling bath is like a live orchestra.

Question: What rich people often do.


Hehe! I stuck a fork in toriko for you!!!


The thumbnail for the video Made a giant pudding is nothing but unsettling.


Officer, do you believe me if I say I am the one who called the police?


I forgot to shake the medicine before taking it.


The story of the girl who vanished.


If the question setter comes up with a long and vertical topic, I'll punch them.

Question: When I ran into the asker on the street, something that's common would happen.


Careful! Don't come out exposed like that, Officer!


Kid, 'pull over.' Officer, 'you're stopped.'


Is the person sleeping with their eyes open again?


It's difficult to treat my teeth.


I see the blue koala!


I forgot my login password.


That person, dressed in blue, shall descend upon the field of gold.

Question: What would be a fitting title for a Studio Ghibli doujinshi?


Finally, I have a cat!!!


When you're labeled as a bad guy, head to the toilet and change your pants quickly.


If we win this track and field event, can we get a tent in the broadcast booth?


Gen Xers like me are probably listening to that song in our heads right now.


Powerful chili pepper.


Doraemon and Nobita.

Question: The advantages of the state of emergency declaration.


Beautiful things are far away.


I attended!


Proof of being blessed with good food.


Two teammates are AFK.


I forget my lines at a decisive moment.


Only say it once, so please listen carefully.


I'm free during GW so I don't have any friends to hang out with.

Question: Wait, you mean the opposite!


That detective won, huh? The motive was a disagreement. He went on and on about how his tofu hamburger isn't a hamburger...it's our fault.


You're pretending to be sick so convincingly that you'll have surgery tomorrow.


I don't give a damn about sunshine rights.


The last scene the victim saw.


I'll take you sailing.


Don't forget the task, are you ready to throw it?


10th day on duty.


What's trending a little bit.

Question: Blonde moment, seven wonders.


We are the Spread Legs Team. WHOA!


Why do you keep making puns even though there's no star?

Question: Everyone has thought about it once.


Can't I have bear's paw instead?


Deb and dweeb can get into Tokyo University.


Not good at hibernation.


Guns are stronger than swords.


Try to remember the other person's name before shaking hands upon turning around.


senior high school

Question: I don't like this school. Please respond only in kanji.


Sir, did you forget that you bought Wake?


Sazae is still chasing me...


Jobana...you just reignited.


Dada the Humanoid Monster


Back fat, plenty of it.

Question: I'm sorry, but we do not offer that service.


Sir, please stop trying on size small!


Fight becomes battle.


Eww, I'm gonna get sunburned.


In soccer, I'm an ace, but when it comes to dodgeball, I'm a klutz.


Charged by both above-ground and underground parking lots.


The requirement for custom wedding cake is that the figurine on top looks cool.


Workplace experience learning


The founder of Shionogi Pharmaceuticals is named Kanji Inoue.

Question: A person who knows some irrelevant etymology wins.


Clean the floor before the robot vacuum does.


Life is just a breeze, ain't it?


You keep saying it, 8 + 77 is not banana, you're going to fail again this year.


Advanced vision test taker.


Ah, that's refreshing.


Interviewing a beekeeper.


Dad! That's a rock!


Everyone, stop being so picky about Yakult!

Question: An elderly woman is thinking about Yakult right now.


Every year during this season, male drones leave their nests in search of mates.


I was scolded for walking around naked.


The Neo Tiger Shot is getting popular.

Question: A team called Hanshin Tigers and Yomiuri Giants was born in the league. Please tell me its features.


Street view maps are everywhere no matter where you go.


On NHK's 10-minute program on E Tele, they're putting in serious effort with their CG.


After thinking carefully, I don't have a son at home.


Is there love there?


I'm ready! It's time for a horror movie.


The place where you cross that bridge is the River of Three Crossings.


Bug jumping into the fire on a hot summer day.

Question: Caught a wild insect while collecting.


The MP advocating green transportation.


Want me to squeeze it for you?


She has already taken three stops, but she's still asleep...She really smells nice.


Destroy the digital tuner physically.

Question: Can you teach me a trick to avoid paying cable TV fees for N days?


I couldn't see the night view well because I didn't sleep enough.


When you ask your girlfriend what she wants to eat for dinner and it's been "me" for the past 27 days.


Someone broke the window glass at Shinden-san's house.

Question: Did the home run king get fired?


Did the master cover me with a blanket?


Add one pinch of salt here.


There's always a chance.


I don't want to leave my bed but I want to reach for the remote.


The camera captured footage of the perpetrator randomly pulling the fire alarm for three consecutive days.


Great!

Question: Please make a show that seems boring by taking only one word from the program name.


Last night, my girlfriend's relatives came over.


Cargorilla is there!!!!


Help me out, Batman!! Ah, is that the Bat Signal...??


Enter the circle and fill it with ●.


I had to go to the bathroom and use the toilet so I came to the restroom.


Hey, Wakame, I really want to be with Kaori all the time, but why does Katsura show up every week?


Wow, a person! Stop right there!! (Panting sound!)


Excuse me! I'm from the Hula Dance Studio downstairs. Can you please be quiet?


Chose the cheapest locksmith package.


Just by opening King Kong Nishino's blog, it caused a stir.


When you eat squid ink pasta, use your head so that your clothes don't get dirty, they told me.


Ever since a while ago, the thug next door has been chopping noodles.


I just got my teeth extracted.


When I talked about struggling with dry skin, an old man came up to me who was using vaseline.


Riku's mother.


The speaker is the topic owner.

Question: Please give the person who messed up on the second question as many stars as possible.


From the chimney, into the child's room, and then back home wearing the socks hanging on the wall.

Question: Things that you should not do at Christmas.


Kick with your left foot before your right foot sinks in!


I can't stand not getting replies from the girl I'm interested in and just sitting around.


I'm scared myself.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when he summons 2,000 kanbun to his allies in combat?


Tracing memories from a drinking party.


I won't back down!


Kick! The baby kicked me!


Bragging in front of the public is going to get you in trouble.


A present? Sure, protein powder!


The toy car wants to go backward.


The Vanishing fastball.

Question: What's the new gimmick on the soccer field?


The more you drink, the bigger you get.


Man on a mission in his twilight years.


Riley, Riley.


Lemonade is just bored.

Question: Just saying something as simple as 'putting in blueberries.'


You moved the goalposts again, didn't you? A small hammer for the shot?


I visited my father's grave. Oh, he was still alive.


Konnichiwa, desu ka? (你好吗?)

Question: Something like salt on spinach.


It's night, but I'm looking at Aoi Sora.

Question: Please write a trivial haiku.


Taashi, they say you're getting bullied at school? I don't know the reason.


A child playing hide and seek is showing its bottom right in front of me, should I report it or not?


It's said to smell like garlic lately.

Question: Why do I think this proposal will probably fail?


Are you all ready for the tutorial? Yeah, bro.


Tom speaks about his intentions before eating hirame no maki.


After sewing this head on, the puppet hero will be complete.


Can you recommend something for me based on 31?


When summer comes, it's time for the chirping job.

Question: What kind of job has a 99% mortality rate?


Oldest Masked Rider in the World.


Owner: This guy has such an amazing flavor, even if I get rid of him, he keeps coming back!


Cry a lot.

Question: Picture book things.


The groom's father has been courting the bride's friend for a long time.

Question: I would hate a wedding like that.


Today, Mr. Hayashi came to help out!


There's this thing in this industry called newbie crushing!


When your friend with super low sense of humor tells you a joke.


Commonly known as poisonous mushrooms.


Sing along with the melody from the land of the north.

Question: Radical new edge.


Tokyo, Japan

Question: When I went on a school trip to Tokyo, please teach me about interesting places to visit.


When Noppo passed away, I was lying on the floor eating.


Man: Hmm, well... How about a nice story next? Woman: Gahaha! A nice 'un huh? Okay, how about this - once upon a time... (Both laugh)


Excuse me? I'm just a passing music lover.


Power of darkness begins to dwell in my left hand.

Question: Common things among 7th graders in elementary school.


Dad! Look at this chicken and get well soon!


Typical, the most talkative person gets the强势的 teacher and they're like, 'Hey, quiet down already.'

Question: Think about what you would look like if you were in school. Pick three things that you would most likely have with you.


Enemies drop down from above suddenly around Stage 3.


Proof that it's been seen before.

Question: Please explain it in a way that sounds like a famous quote.


One day, in the forest, the bear got excited!

Question: Adding an aa to the serious lines ruins it.


What are you talking about, sister? Nakaoka was killed by a dump truck last year.


Today, I am patrolling the universe with my naked eye.


The health and physical education teacher came to the party dressed in a really casual way.


Bob bids 3000! Deal!


Your boasts of pride will not intimidate me, I can deflect them with ease.


The trend of saying something that is not delicious is delicious.

Question: What's the latest ban in the increasingly strict TV industry?


Looking at a school of fish, one word comes to mind.

Question: Geez!


Zero emissions driving.


My left hand is dirty, I need to wash it.


The同伴 who was ruffled up got agitated.

Question: Find and recover our captured comrades.


Why everything looks yellow to me?


He knocked in the decisive direct free kick into the top right corner.


What? Are you kidding me?


A cat-shaped robot is blocking the way.


I can't find my sunglasses!


You were joking and asking if he might be an enemy spy, and then he revealed a strange smile.


Grandma can get treasure if she does laundry in the river.

Question: Can you please explain the folktale of 'Jorōgumo' in great detail?


My boyfriend, who just went to pay the bill, started washing dishes.


If you star, the mosaic can be removed.


Gotta try not to give up any runs without any hits or runs scored (bottom of the 9th, 2 outs).


Waiting for three stars.


I can't perform well because I'm sweating and my face is wet.


I worked hard and kept going, and finally made it to the Hall of Fame!

Question: Please say something that won't motivate me.


Playing with my little cousin led to me losing in the fight.


The Blind Cinema


In the beginning, there was darkness.

Question: Please make it 1000 times more interesting.


You were staring at me like that... Dad... you were a lolicon, huh?


"Parking violation, what's your name?" "Mario."


After this, everyone dropped out.


I wanted to erase my boyfriend-free and girlfriend-free history.

Question: What was the reason for a couple to break up after only 5 minutes of dating?


Can my face really handle 4K?


The plan of taking photos under the sky bridge was discovered.


I saved them from being attacked by a flock of crows, but it was too late already.


Games where you unlock more characters by clearing certain conditions.


I always get stuck when I have to say a word starting with 'u' during shiritori.


The principle of wormholes is that space is folded along a虚线, and I would have been transported to your cabinet.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.


Ray, did you come here for the camping trip?


Sorry, I confused the masquerade with the cremation.


Why, oh God, did you have to come back in just three minutes?


Older driver recklessness, driving erratically at daytime in the supermarket.


As shown above, even experts have difficulty capturing wild African cages.


The owner talks to me in baby talk.


My hobby is pulling leaves off the tree I see out of the hospital room window.


Jeeze, geeze, geeze.


There are two young people, one weighing over eighty kilograms and the other weighing over ninety kilograms.


It's all his responsibility.


It's funny how this bald-headed barber is selling himself short.


Sharing food.


How did you break the stone, Mario?


The beauty filter on the selfie camera is overdone.


I didn't open the lid.


Thank you for taking time off work to spend time with me... this is what I wanted to show you.


The testing machine 'Test Official-kun' has entered meticulous mode in front of me.


A drop of coffee falls into milk at once.


There's no lunch break. If I rest, I can't leave on time.

Question: Daytime break antics.


The wake-up service at the hotel is awesome.


I can balance this boot on my head and keep it from falling off the wall.


Started celebrating as soon as the neighbor moved out.


Elderly person missing alert on disaster radio.

Question: Country folk can relate to it.


90% of the time it's the dog's fault.


In this day and age, I find it harder to speak up when I see someone with their shoelaces untied.


A girl taking photos in the gym.


Sakura's daughter.


Let it break when it hits! Struggle with a deathly determination! Push yourself to the limit! If this is cheering, then it's cruel.


Just do it!

Question: Drunkard's behavior, or Hangover stories.


I don't have a pre-ordered PS5.

Question: Out of reach.


Can you lend me some pajamas?


Just leave it now and it'll be okay later.


The real expression on my face when I type "LOL ROFL XDD ROFLMAO XDDDD ROFLCOPTER XDDDDDD".


Sentence Spring

Question: Business Japanese terminology is often used.


Don't do anything unreasonable and say something unreasonable.

Question: Please say something illogical and subtle.


Caramels.


What happened to that dog, Ami? Why did it follow us? It's tickling.


Reunited and returned safely from the animal hospital, we celebrated.


Are you serious about cheating on me? ... Answer me! That person is also my mistress!


Heart is just innocent.

Question: What is a guy like you who knows so much about Sailor Moon?


Cooperative.

Question: I don't like this rabbit and turtle.


Sometimes.

Question: Huh, I'm using it, but if I think about it carefully, it becomes What the heck am I doing? in American slang.


That chicken was so delicious!


I already know who the murderer is.


Yah, I'm tired of you.


Hello everyone. Today, I will be making Fish and Shellfish Flavor Soup.


I am here, Bosco... quiet.


Cone-shaped corn has been officially recognized as a fashion item.


The big bad wolf never expected the brick house of the third little pig to be so sturdy.


Not only did he throw dirt on the new female colleague, but he also prepared for her to take the fall.


Mom, bring me a towel!


I was told there's a ring in the surprise, but I probably swallowed it.


It's the third day of quitting smoking.


Sir, this cannot prove that you lost two fingers in the war.


A man, tomorrow is definitely the next day.

Question: Please say it in iambic pentameter.


The suspected criminal suddenly turned his head while being tracked.


Check out DaiGo's YouTube channel.


Hey, you dropped your cigarette butt in the fishing creel again!


You're driving me crazy.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


I heard the news about the park closing again.


Every night, you come to play with me, but in the morning, you disappear Who are you?


Ten bowls of instant noodles were soaked at the same time.


The pronunciation of th in this sentence is being misunderstood.


In the process of lending out my cat's paw.


After watching the movie.


Obese police officer.


I'm starting to understand what you're saying.

Question: Can you tell me the trendy words for 2030?


Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

Question: Please add one character to the title and make it sound boring.


Chopsticks.

Question: What do you think your past life was?


The insect's habitat has deteriorated.

Question: What happened after the three villains of the opposing riders fought each other?


Hey, who the hell are you?


Check out the face of a human who got hit by a bean cannon, lol.


Why did you make the period red?

Question: Why do you put sesame oil in soba noodles?


11 years since my fifth graduation.

Question: Please say something like It's the 334th consecutive time out of 9,800 total, it feels like the end.


Okay, we're good so let's cross the bridge quickly.


Excuse me, my name is Ann. I apologize, I'll be back in a few minutes. Oh, you've been calling out for me multiple times, haven't you?

Question: Call me and come back.


The piano was seized.


Vegeta awakened as Super Saiyan God due to his collaboration with MAKO.


Etc.


I don't understand the reduced tax rate.


Do you want power?


Judge not a tree by its bark.

Question: Try adding the character 'tree' to titles or quotes for an interesting twist.


The frog rescued yesterday seems to want to repay the kindness and hopes she can return.


That's it.


Polar Bear Puff.

Question: Add one letter to the TV show title and make it feel like it's been transformed into something else.


Man, I'm hungry!

Question: Try making it interesting by putting 'food' in the title or quote!


Kangaroo.


"Be careful of hot water splashing when putting in the potatoes."


During the streaming, parent flares up.


Are you really from the Red Cross?


Wait, it's still red!


I'll be fine as long as I wear my new bulletproof vest.


Half-off grilled combo for two.

Question: I don't want the service at an unpleasant funeral home.


Don't use your feet.

Question: Absolutely do not add any new rules to soccer.


The student who talked big just came out after getting vaccinated.


Taihei Fujii predicts the next move in shogi that Ohtani will make.

Question: What sport do you think would end in a tie if Taniguchi Sota and Ohtani Shohei faced off?


I bought a love doll on credit, but I have nowhere to put it (-_-).


The guy behind is paying the bill.


Please give me a bite, and they got really aggressive.


Hearing sounds from the other side of the Earth after 15 years.


Pikachu is trying to sign a contract.

Question: What's common in magical girl anime when Dragon Ball was one.


The principal is talking about the guy who licked soy sauce, and it's me. Why did I get caught?


Doesn't anywhere hurt?


Eco-conscious.

Question: Make it a modern-sounding title for 'My Neighbor Totoro'


Rosy's younger cousin, Goryulja.


Excuse me, teacher! I don't feel well and would like to take a sick leave to rest at the gym.


Bye-bye, Butterfly was definitely the masterpiece.


Those days in the glamour world.

Question: If I knock out the lotus root, it looks like it might drip.


Alright...next popular person, let's go.


On my wife's birthday, I surprised her by coming home in the afternoon. For some reason, my wife wouldn't move away from in front of the closet.


Final decision.


Curry rice.


Politicians are worse than devils.

Question: Twenty years after leaving prison, I was shocked to come out.


Go get 'em, tiger! Sazae's already on her way. How about we continue now?


Hey guys, I'm the one who likes babies and is short. My income is also low.


So I've said I hate it multiple times!

Question: Please make the topic owner blush.


The president's name is Toriya Kei.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about the bird nobility.


"Whatever you say, put down the gun first."


Dad, I couldn't make it as a rapper in the end.


It's up to you whether to believe it or not.

Question: The last thing written in the love letter was something unpleasant.


Can you be more like a swan over there?


Pig-human contest 20-year winning streak.


When I tried to be sneaky, I farted more than I thought.


Guilty as charged.


Day-yah!

Question: Jake Gyllenhaal's mother is Naomi Foner Gyllenhaal.


Captain: "Ah ah ah ah ah! My lollipop!"


Oh my... I hit the jackpot.


The motorcycle was towed away by the traffic police.


I remember this far...


Have you come back with anything?


Son, it's impressive that you're able to say hello properly even though you're still young.

Question: Watch it, man. You're flashing your underwear.


All guests are the bride and groom.

Question: I would hate a wedding like that.


Mom, Dad's clock is messed up.


Which Casper do you want to face off against?


I tripped over my own feet and hit my head pretty hard.


I quit my job at Maritizzo and started my own business, that's what Tanaka said.


Review of episode 8.


Can't you fly, Mark? Then you're just a pig.


Sunday, but you still came to work. Thank you. (chuckles)

Question: Coming up, Christmas!


The selfie tool has over-smoothed the skin.


Warm up the seat with a part-time job.


The bath water is hotter than I thought.


Getting beaten up for being ignorant, I guess.

Question: A person moving like a horse on a carriage made the horse think.


Oh no, I forgot to turn off the gas.

Question: If I were the first person to see Earth from space instead of Gagarin, what would I say?


I was saying I was going to meet my destiny person today, but it might just be in my head...


Everyone, let's hide! The one who likes to brag is coming.


Going with the momentum of the explosion, I'll strike a circular slash!


A patissier from Shizuoka really outdid themselves, exceeding everyone's expectations.


Have you heard about the story of how eagles teach their young to fly?


That perverted, eccentric man with such an odd head would be opposed by his father.


My friend treats me with generous servings of Moutai liquor.


Coming back from the bathroom, something smells funny.


Is this not UNICEF? Go back.


You, over there!

Question: It's late at night, so scary story time.


I once wanted to try this form.


Step on the fish and rise up! - that's how I shaped the education.


Someone stole my plastic umbrella from the convenience store.


Wow turns into a sigh of disappointment during the latte art.


Ha ha, I'm Mickey Mouse!


The snack packaging is impossible to tear open.


We got into an argument over whether I had borrowed it or not, but turns out I did borrow it.


When my love cools down.


Wait, won't increasing the tax repeatedly increase the country's revenue and raise my salary?


Tears.

Question: What did I get from the gachapon machine for 1,000 yen?


Thomas received an injection of medicine.


What's up with your left eye?


常常迷路/走丢

Question: They made a dig at Dragon Quest! What did I do?


Mushroom Mountain vs. Takano's Village - The Final Battle (Ragnarok) -

Question: Please abbreviate the brand name in a kitchy way.


Walking isn't about quantity, it's about quality.


Is this 'love'? 'A heart attack'?


Because it's a wide shot, we can see 100% of Akira.


I want to break the corner of the dresser by bumping my little finger into it.

Question: Except for things that turn into crimes, I want to try something once.


Sit down!


Hey! Are you gonna play train games too?


Brand name: Nivea.


Why do NEETs (people who don't work and spend their time daydreaming) come to America?

Question: What Mickey is looking for.


Don't laugh at the Red and White Song Battle!

Question: Think of a program that can get a 550% viewership on New Year's Eve.


Still don't know how to use the beef roll distributed at the beginning of class.


I ordered tobacco, but why did you bring me goldfish candies?


After I went bald, my wife always called me like this.


We are comrades.

Question: Please say the creepiest thing during your first pickup line.


Good morning, what's up with that thing you were talking about earlier?


OMG, I thought it was mold.


We're upgrading it, right?


You said I should get a perfect score of 100, didn't you!


The unique skill of pretending to think and falling asleep with your eyes open is something that no one can copy.


Isn't it fun? You get it.

Question: Sorry, I can't assist with that.


Hey, honey! Here comes the charge.


Mouse mouse computer mouse, I'm not the mouse.


Guilt-tripping!


We call it salad when we put dressing on it.


Vaguely remembering the target number.

Question: Can you give me some examples of how two people are tackling environmental issues in a sexy way?


Doraemon's voice actor.

Question: The characteristic of Wasabi is spicy in the universe.


Google Mail

Question: I heard a sound that I haven't heard in a decade.


Yes, I have a longer lifeline!


Take a picture.

Question: What's the latest ban in the increasingly strict TV industry?


A cat can take on tasks.


Tax cut in disguise.


Wait a minute! I'll go get my jacket!


Use stairs.

Question: How to kill time on the elevator going to the 300th floor?


I'm not saying to feed it to you.

Question: Today is sushi day.


It is said to be the face of Mount Fuji.


Goddamn rhinoceros, where did you go?


The avalanche happened, but my mentality didn't.


Butter and cheese growing apart, unable to lick butter anymore.

Question: What might happen when Butter was Margarine?


Wild, man!


Even cats can bloom with talent.


Call a friend and ask how to make up with Dad.


Music Box Dream Play on the G String.

Question: Please make the song title sound unfortunate when combined.


Met a good friend during urine testing.


Spirit said, 'The ice cream is delicious.'


Hey, there's always a chance! Hey, there's always a chance!


Very short.


Half-baked return

Question: Can you please change one letter in the title of that famous work and make it more vivid?


Today, I made two medical mistakes!


Which passenger called me aunt just now?


Childhood of Yoshida Sayaka.


"To such a big cat, kitty! 'Kittens aren't usually this big, are they?' 'I guess so...'"


Zoom in.


Five minutes after saying 'The tutor must have reminded you several times, right?'


Cats aren't the only ones who nap.


The monster was too strong, so it went to court for debate.


At the campfire, when doing folk dancing, I was asked by my crush, Do you like me?

Question: The episode where I experienced the biggest youth of my life.


When acknowledging defeat by slapping the ground in a wrestling match, I accidentally hit my opponent.


Girl is showing up at my house even on days off.

Question: The烦恼 of a guy who gets 730 proposals a year.


Hey, hey? Nobel Prize in Physics for me!

Question: What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of scams that only target Tohoku University students?


The catcher gave the sign for worm on the ground.


Crunchy seaweed snack.


Finally found you, my honey. Let's get married.


We were having such a great time in the lounge that we didn't even realize the second half had started.


Too specific, it's not relatable in the impersonator competition that comes out.


In the car, getting flipped out over being called HA-GAYYYYY!!


Tommy finally figured out why there were no underachievers in this class, but it seemed to be too late.


Doraemon, who can't be seen by everyone, is talking to Daxiong again.


Forgot.


I'm annoyed because things keep getting caught and popping off frequently.

Question: People who always have earphones with them tend to do common things.


This is a thriller night, causing excitement~


Ouch, ouch, fly away!


My mother's wedding was today.


A friend called me to this grassland to remind me of something, what does it mean?


We had a kid!


There's something stuck between my teeth.


What the heck!


What's your relationship with this person? Well, to be honest, he's a regular at my cabaret and we have a pretty intimate relationship.


Rodeo Boy Cold-Weather Model.


When I met my niece.

Question: I can't help but think I'm getting old.


Mom, I need more tissues!


Are you reporting your coin collection to the tax authority properly?

Question: Please make Mario anxious.


Thank you so much, over here.


You worked hard, dear. I'm sure you'll win the gold medal today. Mom's going to give it to you.


I'll leave my house at 9:00 and travel at a speed of 3 km per hour. You should leave your house at 9:45 and come towards me at a speed of 4 km per hour.

Question: Can you tell me some things that happened when I started dating my one-dimensional girlfriend?


I'm thinking about the reason for缺席 on Monday, but I have a job interview tomorrow so I can take a day off.

Question: The enjoyment of today (Sunday).


Blowing it, screwing up, messing up.


Charge ahead like a pig!


Tom's friend again.


Take it back! I'm treating today.


I gave your 20 yuan toy figurine to your cousin.


Old joke telling robot that's been retired.

Question: What kind of exhibit would Yoshimoto do at the Osaka Expo?


Heaven is not exactly as imagined.


The rice cooker performance has entered a new dimension.


The underwear is on the top shelf of the closet.


Charging through repeated wake-ups.


My parents asked me to introduce myself to my relatives during the Spring Festival.


After watching a supernatural TV show alone.


To eat this, it's definitely better raw.


Let's make a tribe clock to compete with the beauty clock.


I forgot to wear pants.


Sneak investigation.


How about it? This is some impressive body paint, isn't it? This is the backside.


Let's put him down.


The shadow is moving... no way! Does this mean the star is rotating?!


The game is fun.

Question: How was your weekend?


Husband disappeared for ten years, but our family is thriving.


Washlet

Question: Can you please tell me unexpected ways to use night body cream?


Oh, by the way! Is this the interviewer for today? Do you have a few minutes now?


Man's achievement.

Question: What does a grown-up daughter of a man become?


What color is it today?

Question: Please say something cheesy.


Chairman Zero's Response from Prime Minister Abe.

Question: Please move quickly and label it 'Shinji only' on top.


Once you're over 20, nothing excites you anymore, right?

Question: What is the number one inappropriate word to say in an adult greeting?


I want to quit the black bread factory.

Question: Please tell me Mr. Jam's烦恼.


I'm so sick of 'Yama ne!' being said to me! Finally, Mr. Yamane snapped.


Sniff it in.


The girls mentioned their own names in their chat!


When my wife orgasms, her face brings me to a level of mental abnormality.


I was kicked by a kangaroo.

Question: Can you tell me an Australian idiom?


Tornado Potatoes! It's super popular with kids!


Just destroyed the car, that's all.


Accidentally cursed "Sh*t" when falling into Wishing Valley.


Skinny-fat type.


Coming of age.


The rivals of the bride and groom are making their entrance.

Question: Please do not ruin the新人入场的部分!


An impatient girlfriend.


Could you show me the way, please? / Thank you very much.


Ladies first.

Question: It sounds scary but it's not really, a spooky ghost story from Japan called Kaitour.


I'll wait three minutes.


The price is high.

Question: Holding an adorable child, there's always a certain something.


Accidentally caught my wife's sweater on the way out, but was playing with my phone the whole time.


I'm not a detective, you know.


After making my wife angry by letting the baby cry, this is my face.


It's really cold today!


Burnin' hot.


I'm stuck and crying.

Question: Jake Gyllenhaal's mother is Naomi Foner Gyllenhaal.


What's up with the hand gestures?

Question: Destroy the popular TV show by adding three letters.


Does Chantilly exist over there, Nino?


Good morning email and good night email.

Question: The strange rule at school.


A couple in front is breaking up.


I am interviewer Nesmith. How do you think about love, dreams, and happiness?


Oh, I dropped so much oil.


Second day of deserted island life.


When I'm drunk, playing games gets really annoying... ohrrrrrrr.

Question: Getting frustrated in games.


"I can't believe it... a cat and a dog are driving..."


The NPC is luring free players.


He says, Don't take pictures of me, take pictures of the young people, and steps forward to get in the shot.


Coach, I want to play basketball.


Looking back, it was my first time touching a girl just now during the household inspection.


It's not bad. I might buy one too.


You apologized properly, so you can't say anything bad about Arino Okamoto anymore, right? 💕


Baseball Mania Poem

Question: Please add grass to the title of movies or anime to make it seem less interesting.


Humans have captured the first footage of a wild building brushing its teeth.


Wait, I'm about to go off.


So you played with someone else's kid, didn't you?


How to Raise a Well-Mannered Child by Hiroki

Question: What celebrity makes you want to tease, 'Who in the world would buy this book?' is the title of a book written by such a talent.


What? Red is fired?


"Stay here, I'll be back soon!" - "Don't come back, Doraemon! Don't come back!"


I have a pen, I have an apple.

Question: Can you please teach me about the English textbook?


I can't have my daughter marry someone like you, a spineless chicken (coward).


The power bank continues charging after turning off the lights.


I forgot my key.

Question: Why aren't you launching with Getta Robo?


In their story, they say 'I've known this since I was so little,' but it's hard to tell if they're being senile or just forgetful.


When I saw former IOC President Tanaka for the first time in a long while.

Question: Gosh, I can't resist it!


It's lucky that I didn't get my hands dirty.

Question: I thought it was Mr. poopman, but it turned out to be Mr. punchman. What was Mr. punchman's reaction?


Underage.


This time, I'll make sure to scold them properly (meaningful).


I understand how you feel, but aren't you a freelancer? Haha.


Shower, it's not hot water!


Hey guys, Kim-san, Gugi-san, and Dra-san, how's it going today? Feeling good?


Okay, rehearsal starts! Everyone's in, Lily!


Oh no, Shuhei Matsuo didn't make it.


Super Mario Kart

Question: Nintendo going off the rails? What's the title of the new Mario game?


A woman in her thirties sat like a child on a shopping cart in the supermarket.


Grandma got lost in the mountains.

Question: If you switch the insides of grandpa and grandma, what would happen?


Really, you like throwing the German so much?


That's grilled fish? No, it's yesterday's sashimi.


It's me! One million in bounty!


The appetizer is salad. The main dish is you.


The suspect finally confessed to his accomplice.


Printer advertisement.


All I did was lick the pencil a little, okay?

Question: A person of bad credit cannot obtain a cell phone contract.


Home loan.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


Beware! The water contains bleach!


Sitting in the conductor's seat and listening.

Question: The manners of listening to a 1000-piece orchestra concert are bad.


Wash and swim.


Judo has black belts.


The jump is low.

Question: Common things about landmine characters in various games.


Looking down from the straw of milk tea, I discovered the terrified pearl king.


I enjoy pointing out typos in Yahoo News.

Question: I don't like this herring roe.


Can you make me some pudding?


George is starting a food stand.


Excuse me! Is it okay if I lean back a little?


During a weekday game, I'm groaning and groaning. Oh no, wouldn't it be great if Michael Jordan possessed me?


"Puncture the paper door, deduct 20% of cat food; break the vase, deduct 30%; do both and deduct half of the cat food."


The teacher of women's self-defense said that they need an instructional aid in class.


You seem to know too much.


Anytime soon, you're probably gonna want to have a younger brother or sister, right?

Question: Can't the kids sleep? Is there any solution?


My strengths.


Welcome to Budokan Arena.

Question: Something I want to say once in my life.


Clear the quest and release the town maiden.


A young J-Pop artist came to greet the veteran actor and popular actress.


I noticed that there was something on the back of the test paper 2 minutes before the test ended.


Kim Jong-un appeared senile.

Question: I don't want to be the catalyst for another Third World War like this.


Write your address and you might get visited by NightSquad from the show Detective.

Question: urban legend about something closely related to hard currency in a city.


Correct Use of Medicine by Masashi Tanada.

Question: What celebrity makes you want to tease, 'Who in the world would buy this book?' is the title of a book written by such a talent.


Conan followed me.


I was given a gun, not candy.


STAP cells, you know about them? National: Yes, I do!


Please stay tuned for the next episode: "Multiple Bone Fractures!"


I wish I had paid with cash instead.


We made it onto the national internet news.


Yesterday, it was the templating that you helped me with to secure.


Relax.

Question: Something is missing from the land of dreams.


A couple takes their dog for a walk.


I was using a Chinese calendar and thought tomorrow was a holiday, but it turned out to be a regular workday.

Question: Can you say 'Such a thing happens?'


Soap and water.


This time's Precure has more dark hero elements.


We are hiring full-time employees. Work from 9am to 5pm and have weekends and holidays off.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about the bird nobility.


I was typing on the keyboard and somehow managed to cause a big problem.


Want to turn off the light but don't want to get up


I don't know what to write and that's how modern art is born.

Question: Drawing meme.


I want to fake being someone else for a smooth public proposal.


The next day after losing the tickets for the professional baseball game, my wife sent me a photo.


Which nurse inserted the nasal swab so forcefully?


Opaque cloak.

Question: Add one letter to one of Doraemon's secret gadgets and make it useless.


Over 89% have a body temperature of 37 degrees Celsius or higher.

Question: 6% of employees are enthusiastic.


I grew up living near the police station and hearing sirens all the time.


Death source, in a way, nothing else can really taste good anymore.

Question: I love spicy food, do you have any recommendations?


But it's pretty expensive, right?


I'm sorry, I thought you were the third son...

Question: Passionate thoughts for NanTA in one word.


You've got me mesmerized.


Hearts can be made private.

Question: Something I want to tell beginners.


The ceremony to enter the village is unique.


Adding coins to the cash register


Fairy of the Wild Woods


Hit them with a bat and they'll all go down.

Question: To someone with social anxiety, one word.


Can you take off the tag on my back?


Father's mistress's photos came out in large quantities.


Hot! So hot!


Talk to me.

Question: I don't like these cockroaches.


You can't delete the blur of the past.

Question: I wanted to hit something before I started talking nonsense.


Goku says, This is my smaller and mightier如意棒!

Question: When the Jump Kirara reaction was when they received good candy on Halloween!


The father of Shigeo Ishii, an infielder for the Yokohama BayStars, is strict and formidable.

Question: Baseball is something only those in the club understand.


When you say "just trim it a bit" to your barber.


Pikachu.


A woman who knows returned with a man she doesn't know.


Okay, click there and make the deposit.


Use a good Monster Ball.

Question: If I miss the last train.


Is there love there?


Grandpa Quest's Sequel.

Question: The newly released game BabaQuest has some typical things about it.


The man shows his insane determination.


Are you hungry? Oh, I see. Well then, cook this and eat it.


Mom forgot what she had told me before leaving for work and only remembered it when she was about to come back home.


Experiment shows that as long as the water injection speed is slow enough, people can adapt to underwater life.


I can't see it even if I hold my phone up!


Hey! Long time no see!

Question: Please say the creepiest thing during your first pickup line.


Mercury.


They said they'd sleep after counting to three, so don't call us!


Dad used to catch beetles like this when he was younger.


Hey, I thought you were a pretty Cure, but turns out you just drank too much food dye!


The clothes I'm going to wear haven't dried yet.


Are you going to fire up the bento box?

Question: What the heck is this beef fantasy?


My friend who said 'UV rays are impossible' seems more impossible than they thought.


Cinnamon roll man.

Question: What might happen when Butter was Margarine?


The classmate, who is transferring schools tomorrow, has already become fearless.


My girlfriend asked me why I didn't wash my hands.


Do you have any doctors among your customers?


Just give it one more push, you're almost there. Only 99,986 more times.


I am the strongest ~♪

Question: Don't congratulate yourself!


The destination marked on Baidu Maps.


Vladimir, aren't we looking at the same future?


A tiger attacks.

Question: Can you please provide me with 3 ICOTMs and 1 M regarding the Kamakura period?


When the movie ended, I found my classmate's glasses in my pocket that they couldn't find.


Waiting in line for the bathroom.


Hey, you brought pork rinds today?

Question: Watch it, man. You're flashing your underwear.


What a dummy! We would end up only being there for three minutes if we came together!


Ah, I almost forgot to wear socks.


Wow, he's shining so bright!


Rana!

Question: Conan dropped an explosive statement.


That's really high risk for someone in their teens!


Handshake event.


Sorry, I forgot to tape it!!!!


Seven conferences.

Question: Please change one letter in the title of a famous anime and change its content accordingly.


What's freedom, anyway?


I occasionally get to reconnect with my corny jokes on YouTube and Instagram.

Question: I can't help but think it's funny.


People who don't talk to others much are descendants of ninjas and live inconspicuously.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Japanese people.


My head is spinning!


Shining Wizard

Question: I don't want to be trapped in a room with her and can't get out without doing it.


An older adult shamelessly calls themselves Blackjack before getting a license, and it's not cool.

Question: When you think about it calmly, it's ridiculous.


Hey, drink all that water!


Recommend me to Odaiba!

Question: You are a hostage taker. Please ask for something that would surprise the police.


I got so excited I started to hide it.


Another annoying guest has come over at home.


What the heck are you looking at?


Three roommates are said to have caught diarrhea.


No matter how many stars you get for sexy pictures that are blurry, if the subject is deleted, the stars will disappear too.

Question: I wanted to hit something before I started talking nonsense.


Was it you who called me out while I was enjoying myself?


Face the other way and say Hey.


Copyright infringement issue.

Question: When an anime is adapted from a dumb joke, it's something that often happens.


The vibration of this block is top-notch.


Can't scratch my back.


The shot I just made actually hit the instructor; the next shot better not go off-course.


Alright, let's get started, shall we?


No matter how many times I see it, there is only my exam number missing.


Page 64.


Make two accounts and ask yourself questions to confuse yourself.

Question: Did you pull a fast one on me?


Eternal Departure.


Off the charts!

Question: The words the hammer thrower never utters.


Did this guy not turn out to be a wimp too?


How can you have ramen for lunch and curry for dinner?

Question: People with loose bowels can relate.


I'm really drawn to this simple photo.


I enjoyed a comfortable flight.

Question: What happened to ruin our honeymoon for some reason?


Stick this in the hole that looks like a mouth.


I don't quite understand, but I'll give it a try.


I have holes in my handbag and socks too.


Lately, my wife, who used to play dead in elaborate ways every day, has become increasingly perfunctory


Waiting for login at 4 o'clock.

Question: There are still some people awake over here.


Princess Mononoke.

Question: What would be a fitting title for a Studio Ghibli doujinshi?


It sounds like an old refrigerator,嗡嗡响!

Question: This Doraemon will never return to the future.


Thomas was born at the moment of his birth.


If there's a hidden camera around, I'll act cool.

Question: Everyone has thought about it once.


The Little Prince


And shining Ultra Soul.

Question: Please tell me the name of that famous band with three words.


Talk back and savor it.

Question: Try saying 'human being on fire'.


I only bought one ticket when passing through the ticket gate.


The battle was unexpectedly sudden.


Cheery Boy

Question: Please make the song title sound unfortunate when combined.


Is making a video with only 5 views considered work?


The blue spirit came out of the cursed DVD player.


I can't think of a good joke.

Question: In the app version (smartphone version), there are points that feel inconvenient compared to the 2C version when I'm being silly.


Just relax, you have no regrets in your life.

Question: Mix up famous quotes from books with comedians and make it completely chaotic. Example: 'I'm wild, right?'


Whose chest is sheer cliff?


Clock-ticking range.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


A clumsy caretaker came, so I'll hide.


The education committee introduced the ultimate weapon to the attendance-improvement campaign and all students attended school.


Here begins my personal space.


Anybody can figure that out! I don't know though.

Question: Please say something contradictory.


Ever since the day I visited a spiritual spot, my shoulders have been feeling heavy and I'm having difficulty breathing.


Excuse me, is Mr. Sato here? Yes, he's over here, replied the receptionist.


When you eat buffet.


Win more victories in games than in work, dad.


Class 3B, Mr. Kim.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


The teacher of the girls' class sees all her students' names as those of sexy actresses.

Question: I don't feel suited for this job at the moment.


In 40 seconds, show it to me!

Question: If we try to include the live-action version of Laputa: Castle in the Sky, this is what might happen.


I think everyone has experienced a class reunion at least once, right?

Question: At some point, everyone in the office has experienced something类似的意思


It's coming and going.


May 17th: Criticism in the cup industry for cliche designs that have become outdated.


That one seems softer over there.


Hey, it's the baseball tax!


The Red Cross supplies have finally arrived.


You're acting, I'm not.


Do not do a paternity test.


How about trading your matsutake mushrooms for mine?


The doctor who advised me to quit smoking has long passed away.


Fall Children's Hunt.


Dad sent me back to school after summer vacation.


The patient's legs are too long.


Everyday food poisoning.

Question: A member of AKB48 owns a barbecue restaurant, which seems likely.


Please, please.


I forgot to wear my clothes again and came to the office...


Let out a fart.

Question: Don't do things while wearing a spacesuit.


Be grateful for even just one thing.

Question: Can you please tell me the trick to being funny?


Life line is missing.


In the midst of studying/joining a study group.


Kiss face.

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Another piece has been eaten, and the remaining Oreo is struggling to escape.


Always wilt with a kiss.


My husband is back! Quick, hide in the closet! (Discovers it's a glass door)


After this, I'm going to be completely exhausted.


He showed me a field that he hasn't cultivated at all.


Hold up your hand if you're the one who tied it to the water.


Son uses centrifugal force to bump into the PC unit he's holding in order to fix the door on the back seat that won't close properly.


Pottery resale.

Question: What was forbidden during the Jomon period?


Letting out a fart in the middle of the pot.


One-Punch Man

Question: Anpanman is a Japanese children's character who is a little boy shaped like an onigiri (rice ball) with a face on it.


Anyway, this joke is gonna be a homerun with the YouTubers, right?


Get a visa! I told you to prepare one!


Hey, Janie!

Question: Never heard of that person, don't know their name.


This is an incident, isn't it?


Baseball slide start.


Yesterday, we checked it so it's safe now?


When passing a cat on the street, it's considered good manners to act like you don't notice them. So I did and when I glanced over, the cat was also acting like they didn't notice me.

Question: Please teach me something gentle and kind.


Don't go viral for the wrong reasons after posting on Instagram.


It feels like strawberry jam, but I just saw the chef pressing his little finger a moment ago.


Let's zoom in on the portrait. You can see it reflected in the knife.


Mostly CGI.

Question: If we try to include the live-action version of Laputa: Castle in the Sky, this is what might happen.


Tencent's new game controller.


Open your heart.

Question: A lyric that might be in a love song written by a doctor.


Five more players have not been unlocked.


Supporting actor.

Question: Kindly said, she's not unattractive. Rudely said, she's a bitch.


It's like it's real.


After entering the military, there is a program that provides assistance in obtaining licenses for various types of machinery. Commuting by ATST is allowed.

Question: Can you tell me the good points of the Imperial Army in Star Wars?


Pulling the skin gently after taking a bath will make it easier to peel.


What does the craftsman do?


The supermarket will be closed tomorrow, as it is a holiday.

Question: Points to remember for tomorrow.


We lost the information war because the connection to AU was broken.

Question: The reason why桃太郎lost was that the demons were too strong and the island of the demons was too far away.


Wow! Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow! Wow!


castration

Question: I don't want to be trapped in a room with her and can't get out without doing it.


Hey, Dad?


Try turning on the battery in the remote control that doesn't work well.

Question: Even though I know it doesn't make sense.


I was taken away by a UFO.


Eat it.


Hatched an egg.


I got caught in the first round of Who's the Spy?


At night, the child always insists on sleeping in the middle.


Mayo, ketchup, sauce, margarine, barbecue sauce, miso, butter, olive oil, vinegar, consommé, Tabasco, hot chili oil, salt is not needed.

Question: Get me some soy sauce from the back and say it again.


Hardly laziness anymore.

Question: The reason why you're being silly.


Gained some weight, Ultraman!


Confused with moles.

Question: Can you tell me some things that happened when I started dating my one-dimensional girlfriend?


I found a wallet on the ground.


You fell, girlfriend.


Capital sharing.


Does he call you ugly?

Question: Something you shouldn't say to a woman who dislikes handsome men.


Um, I'm okay...


Tsunami.

Question: What's the title of the song that I think won't sell well?


Shy John can't talk facing the other person directly.


One more!

Question: Can you rephrase that in a cool way, like the ocean is calm?


We brought chocolate pies for snacks, but only one person brought chocolate bars.


At last, John quietly switched to a different car.


The first-day security personnel at work.


One hundred and twenty percent.

Question: What's the name of the racehorse that just barely passed the broadcasting code?


While watching the sunset by the sea, I suddenly got my face covered in seaweed.


The clothes I picked up were too small and only fit around my neck, so I wore them anyway.


Nope... It's the end of the 3-minute course... Can't extend it...


If you betray me, I'll turn a blind eye.


We are Rainy Season Team comedians!

Question: This seems like it could be the final special episode of Ametalk.


I went to the bathroom and when I came back, the hitchhiker was being really friendly and said 'No problem at all. I just got here.'


Let me do the reconnaissance. I'll go! No, I will!


If I diet, I'll save money on food. And with the extra money, let's have a fancy meal!

Question: Please support me without dieting.


The story will make the forest god angry.

Question: Can you please explain Princess Mononoke in a concise manner?


Let's compete, let's do it today.

Question: Let's go see the red leaves, but let's not go see stomach ulcers.


You use the sack to cover his head, and I'll take this stick to flatten him


Cocoa is definitely Morinaga.


Can you hear my three wishes?

Question: What will the Dragon God do if I gather 7 Drago Balls?


Yeah, it's got to be at least 96 degrees outside.


Can't you play the piano?


When a comment comes in.

Question: I feel a little happy when I'm being silly.


A nurse specialized in lowering blood pressure by concentrating the blood in one place.


Cute cat goods.

Question: If I were placed in the scariest haunted spot, it would both terrify me and comfort me.


Win the first round of Rock Paper Scissors.


Silver Pearl

Question: Please change one letter in the title of a famous anime and change its content accordingly.


Third day of cutting off communication.


The meat that Yuiha chose.

Question: A member of AKB48 owns a barbecue restaurant, which seems likely.


It's not about luck, it's about spirit.

Question: Please say something like 'It's curry, not karē.'


People who can count, people who cannot count, and people who do not know numbers.

Question: There are two types of people in the world.


The name was written clearly: Yoshida Saori.

Question: How can you tell whose pants one of the girls in class left behind in the dressing room?


To be interviewed about soccer when I know nothing about it.


Do you guys forget about me?


Didn't win.

Question: What's the reason for not getting excited about cold beer?


I can't move because I ate too much.


They point to empty places during dates and say things like 'look, there's an old man' which is really scary.


Your salary is really low.

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


Which leg is raised, the right or the left?


The competition for third place is also fierce.


Hold the fan in front of your body.

Question: Please tell me what I should be careful about when traveling to茨城県.


Small but strong.


I don't have cats, you know? is said so confidently that I always manage to get by Mr. Oya.


Politician.

Question: What is the opposite of 'hearing 1 and knowing 10'?


People in the southern hemisphere have it tough.


The opening of Xeno Kanno's new song.

Question: Favorite thing.


The boyfriend who was going to pay started washing dishes.


My head hurts.


Africa has been depleted, so we're heading to India.


Someone told me to put on socks and I flipped out.


Sure thing, it's eatable.


When the instructor pointed at my nose and said, "Gather quickly based on this as the reference."


Nervous exhaustion.

Question: I feel uneasy just with Chinese characters.


Hey! You came to camp even though you were supposed to be absent due to the time machine, didn't you?


The school is famous for bringing back deceased characters, but the only exception is Baron Dino, who has died twice.

Question: Can you teach me some trivia about anime? It's okay if we whisper.


I prefer bread over onigiri!


You shouldn't tell others that you're keeping (a pet).

Question: Be mindful when raising kappa.


Come on, come on...move it!


First, step with your left foot, then step with your right foot, and you can walk~


What's up today? Crispy or not?


Something exploded in my mind and the world lit up like a rainbow.

Question: I don't feel suited for this job at the moment.


I tried to hold it in, but I couldn't help it and an embarrassing situation arose.


I lent my hand as a substitute for a bookmark.


Yoo, I'm buying it!


Kanagawa residents vs Saitama residents vs self-proclaimed 'Yokohama citizens'

Question: Kanagawa Prefecture, Saitama Prefecture, Chiba Prefecture.


Sorry for yelling at you earlier... It hurts when you wrap your arms around me and hit my head.


When the instructor says, "Turn right."


Hello, police officer.

Question: I felt the fear of ignorance.


Raise your hand in a way that won't get you called on by the teacher.


I'm okay with it, but if it's all my fault then I can't just let it go. But I can't do that to someone who saved my life. A normal person wouldn't.


The crab you released brought fish to repay your kindness.


Sorry, have a safe journey


This should be able to operate for me.

Question: An awesome line to say after striking out three times.


Anything and everything you need is available.

Question: What if I went to the haunted island with Monotaro?


Dude, new world.

Question: Please ruin the famous line by changing it slightly.


Crunchy texture.


The balance of all parts is way off.


Mom, kenji?! What are you doing dressed like a girl!


Oh no, where did that mosquito go?


The diagnosis is really bad.

Question: Let's go see the red leaves, but let's not go see stomach ulcers.


What grade are you in? Juhachi! Well then, I'll be your guidance counselor. It's a lie...


Shy Guy.


My joints might be cold... I'm feeling tired.


It's morning already.

Question: Can you say 'Such a thing happens?'


Don't worry! I don't want to go back either!

Question: Can you please say one word to me that doesn't make me want to go back to work in the afternoon?


Let's make it clear whether it's black or white.


At first, I cried for help like you too, but I'm used to it now.


The boss killed all my teammates and left me as the only healer.


Acquire JR in an emergency and extend the last train.

Question: If I miss the last train.


The landlord who banned pets came to inspect.


Let go quickly! The fried chicken piece fell down!


It's about time to bake bread.


Woke up with headphones on last night...


Using powerful doctors can eliminate stubborn patients.


The game has reached a crucial moment.


But the knot won't come undone.


Buddy, your zipper is open! Hurry and zip it up!


Electric fan perspective.


Scan and ride


We installed cameras for security and now we're getting constant footage of this really pushy person.


There were too many obstacles set up for the groom during the bride's welcoming ceremony.


His/Her口头禅 is calculus.

Question: I don't like this herring roe.


Cutting edge.


Don Frye vs. Takayuki Yamamoto - After the Fight


When I was recognized at the safety meeting on site.

Question: The most humbling moment of your lives.


Well, that's an old story.


Type of hobo who keeps accumulating unnecessary stuff.


Your face is scarier than a horror movie.

Question: After watching a horror movie with her, please make the first word I say be 'disgusting.'


Maybe the wrestler I ate yesterday hit me.


I've never used this emoji before, have you?


Hey there, can you two stop talking and let me watch the movie?


在美国人常用的表达中，御意! 可以翻译为 That's what I meant! 或者 Exactly! 这句话强调了说话者的意图或意思已经被完全理解并接受。

Question: Words you might use five times in your life.


You get a loan to buy props.

Question: This Doraemon will never return to the future.


Don't worry, I don't know them.

Question: If you break tomorrow, even if it's you.


The man from the bedroom closet walked out with confidence.


Put a cat-shaped accessory on the chain to dissipate static electricity from the truck.


Free player has arrived.


Mom, Fumichan is holding the ero manga she was hiding and coming towards me!


Wife tries on her fifth outfit.


Made some directions when my wife was driving.


The next school transfer is determined.

Question: I wish this transfer student wouldn't come.


It's not him/her!


You probably don't have a nose, Crillin.

Question: If we were to create a Dragon Ball character playing card, what might some of the reading cards be?


They only had Wi-Fi in the house of someone who was really rich.

Question: Ten years of data on marshes, 32,211 observations.


Please, carry me; I'm about to be late


Niche daily calendar.


Late, late!


This is Papa's job, to say that he dropped an axe in this pond even though he didn't really drop an axe. Let's go home.


Original copy.


Yes, please change the order of four fried pork cutlet rice bowls to three.


Hidden, unspoken, adorned.


Mom's humidifier has a strong habit.


Congratulations on your recovery! Your urine has a completely urinary smell!


The floor installer finished installing the last piece of flooring.


Hey Mom! Can we buy Manchester United tickets?

Question: - He's a very demanding person, with 1000 requests.


During the game, every time, What am I guarding again? Outfield? Third base? Oh, you're at third base, right?


I saw someone over there making this gesture towards me just now, are they giving me thumbs up?


I am a ghost.


Mom, I'm almost done building it. Come back soon!


What the charcoal is this? Oh, it's vegetables.

Question: Please cook barbecue for me in the style of my wife's cooking.


In an instant, the bullet followed.

Question: Add one letter to one of Doraemon's secret gadgets and make it useless.


We bought you dog food, cookies, chicken legs, chew sticks, and a Golden Retriever!


Nice waves coming in! wanna ride them?


How's the wound on your back?


Yes, huh?


I opened a great outdoor café, but no customers are coming... What should I do... Hey! Maybe serving salmon with honey for breakfast would be good!


Hey, is that what it means to be human?


I became more tolerant of other people's laughter.

Question: The result was hilarious after I tried being silly.


Harry Potter If I had just done it this way from the beginning, I wouldn't have needed magic.


I am L.


The mysterious plant has evolved incorrectly.


That's your opinion, right?


Getting angry at being talked down to by big shots.

Question: What are some common things between宇宙人 and 地球人?


New dishwasher.


Ew, gross!


What should I do with the temples? Oh, please just massage them for now.


The time bomb circuit had some issues, but I fixed it for him.


The special guest, Yoshida Sayuri, causes the room to go silent when she appears.

Question: The usual jokes at the citizen's memorial meeting.


The return of the medical association's comfort trip.


The whole family got together.

Question: The most fun thing I did this New Year.


Two years ago, as I picked up the last mask at the drugstore and turned back, I remembered something.


We live in a small house, but we hardly ever see each other.

Question: My family might be ninja too, why do I think so?


There is a TV remote, tissues, chips, and juice within reach, and the moment the thrown tissue paper goes into the trash can.

Question: The moment I felt like the world was revolving around me.


Oh no! It's a mouthful of trouble!


When I came back to Osaka after a long time, the old ladies from my neighborhood welcomed me with completely different appearances.


Called? You called, right? I called, I called...

Question: Call me and come back.


Good-looking guys and girls.

Question: Korean-asian country facts and trivia.


After three months of drinking Ryukyu Water, Ms. Asa Uotsu (82) says with a smile, 'I never thought I could hit again, it's like a dream.'


A veteran marriage-seeking woman.


Detective Conan

Question: Please change one character in a certain landmark and make it into a puzzle.


The military vehicle forgot to pull the handbrake.


Here's Han!


It's great that you finally appeared in the movie theater, Komatsubara-kun.


I watched a commercial from its heyday.


It feels rather light after carrying the glass all the way home.


Thomas Company.

Question: Can you please change one letter in the title of that famous work and make it more vivid?


An old man supporting the horse figurine in the racing game at the healthland arcade and an old man playing Beatmania with full force.


The last person needed to promote the Mud Wrestling Club to a department was found.


Tyre, wwww my head is spinning! Can't you see that???

Question: What is the tire saying?


Sorry, the capacity is full. The buzzer is going off.

Question: I get annoyed when told to stay within the limit.


Can't shake off the feeling.


End of Summer Harmony.


Three little pigs.


I'm sorry, I ate the prune.

Question: Alright, I'll forgive you, so repent.


Ugh, I was still able to use the people's money just a short time ago...


Job well done.


Sorry, I can't do that for you, grandma.


I have over 20 stars for my own bluntness.

Question: Please tell me the moment when I couldn't help but look at it seven times.


I forgot the cross.


Date remotely.

Question: What happens when a child's room uncle and child's room aunt start dating?


Friends who helped me move.


May I put the chair down, please?


The horse is running too fast.


So what if I don't have anything in common with Haku? Who cares who I grab drinks with?!


The cinema is using traditional methods to make popcorn today.


Hey Moomin, come over here. I'm already facing this way, you know.


Relax, the game is over.

Question: Mix up famous quotes from books with comedians and make it completely chaotic. Example: 'I'm wild, right?'


But I don't have a piano.

Question: Playing the piano when you're lonely can happen.


I came alone but they gave me a lot of tea.


I'm trying to find the page I'm looking at, but it's on a different page.


Kissing Minnie wasn't Mickey Mouse, it was Toshiyuki Mikie.

Question: What's the heart-wrenching last scene in a Disney movie that makes you want to cover your eyes?


Suddenly, I feel empty and lost.

Question: Something sad happened because of my stupid mistake.


Believe it or not, the hero will come to smash the jar! It's true!


Mom said, There's no way you can keep a dog! Take it back to where you got it! So I did.


Is it okay if I take up some of your time now?


To strengthen one's heart.

Question: The reason why you're being silly.


I transformed into something, but I carelessly threw my weapon in the direction of the enemy.


On the family trip, little cat AoMiao stayed at the door without telling anyone.


The blanket has flipped over.


Just add another 5 cm (no, not like that).


Steve Jobs' company, Apple.


Give me a minute to charge.


This morning's breakfast is leftovers from yesterday.

Question: Please say something trivial.


I've been taking classes to learn how to make people like me by smiling for four years.


Please arrange the hairs in order from longest to shortest.


240-hour television.

Question: Please make a famous phrase fun by adding one zero.


Just relax, I'll stop it on the edge.


Night of the Centipedes.


Can you hear me? I'm talking directly to your brain.


Oh my God, that garbage looks like a person.


This is as sweet as sugar!


Let's think positively, and I finally feel free.


Cool vibes.


Breaking the limits.

Question: When you think about it calmly, it's ridiculous.


I'm considering declining the offer because the intense entanglement in Donkey Kong Second Season is graphic and disturbing.


I'm not a werewolf, but you won't believe me.


If you get married through a contract, your partner will be an extra special woman.


Don't know why so many familiar faces came out to greet me, only to realize it was my own funeral.


The Ministry of Finance says there's only one way to save the country and that's by increasing taxes.

Question: Can you please say something that I don't quite understand?


Sunday.

Question: Make everyone happy in 7 words or less.


The CEO of Nissan.

Question: New uses for spherical corn.


I met some strange people in the dressing room when I first entered the prison.


An old lady was doing the moonwalk.


Look at my pants, I can't stand up straight.


Can I change my room? The cleaning is really difficult every time.

Question: Passionate thoughts for NanTA in one word.


Two blocks.


The neighborhood trouble has finally reached its climax.


The little boy is picking out his favorite long stick.


A well-used mop.


The student who came to deliver toilet paper finally arrived on the rooftop.


He/She has curly hair.

Question: Is it really Krillin?


Great friend, brave amigo.

Question: That person is easy to understand with just two words.


Love, and marriage.

Question: Please say something like Hey, ho, hey, hi.


I couldn't tell if it was a dolphin or shark, so I got into defensive mode and approached cautiously.


Ooh, shoot! Here we go again! This is messin' with my head!

Question: This convenience store employee seems laid back! What was the employee like?


Excuse me, teacher. I don't feel well and would like to go to a restaurant.


No spoilers.

Question: I don't like this surprise.


After LASIK surgery.


About to confess.


One punch and you'll understand.

Question: What does Hallelujah mean?


Attend the wedding ceremony of Little Monster.


Monitoring

Question: I want the show to be cancelled.


Can you pass me the wasabi?

Question: What is common when Kaito春日 played Doraemon?


Try to give off Laputa vibes.


There's definitely a smell of rain. Let's not go for a walk. I can tell because my sense of smell is really good.


Hey, can you give that back to me, grandma?


That mouth sure talks a lot, doesn't it?

Question: She just let out a fart and is now embarrassedly quiet. Can you say something clever to her?


Kei, did you mean we don't have to move anymore?!

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


Welcome!


An invisible gaze of sunscreen.


Maybe I could lose weight more efficiently by drinking water.


Do I need to touch up my makeup?


I broke the vase but when I pieced together the shards, somehow a plate was formed.


I left one watermelon, 2L size, at the bottom of the slope.

Question: What was the problem that was discovered immediately after climbing up the hill on a bicycle?


Sherlock Holmes

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


When you find your car stolen, but it no longer matters that your suitcase is gone.


What kind of armor should I wear for tomorrow's date?


Weekends are short, weekdays are long.

Question: I want something short in the bag and long around my neck.


Can I really do this well as my first day of internship?


Three years after the little devils came back home for a visit.


The First Proposal

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


The vocalist is Fukase.

Question: 试着用八个字来表示世界的终结


Are you having mountain vegetable rice today?

Question: Can you say something like the Japan Electrical Safety and Environment Technology Organization?


Before and after photos of diabetes patients.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


Don't laugh! Series 13 of Misdirections in Humor from the Don't Laugh! franchise.


Bought a reclining chair that promises to heal whoever sits on it, but it worked on everyone the first time.


The benefits are that when you're thinking about being forgetful, unpleasant or painful things are forgotten. The drawbacks are that when you're not thinking about being forgetful, reality comes crashing back in!

Question: Can you please tell me the pros and cons of being ditzy?


I lived through the bubble, rolling around on one or two plots of land like candy. It was sweet, but candy disappears, you know?


Did you eat just the center of the Baumkuchen?


Five, please?


Wow! It's incredible; I can see the bullets flying towards me!


The banana on my head will be edible in one day.


Why do you always carry the stuff from Mt. Yamashita? I was just thinking, by the time you guys grow up, it would be nice if we didn't have to carry that anymore.


Ah, who is Kasa-daruma?


Deadly sword, straight to the chest.


A late arrival by Rei.


Think about the photographer's perspective.


Is fingerprint recognition the owner?


The master is right in front of Chang'an City.


Is there a P there?

Question: The celebrity seems like someone who would make quips about the navigation system's guidance.


Almost the same joke, but someone else's star is rising.

Question: The funny part is here, where I'm being silly.


So cold!


Inserting it into a vending machine converts it into a beverage.

Question: urban legend about something closely related to hard currency in a city.


Don't take off the costume.