Music Station.

Question: I hate this train station.


A photo of my wife when she was young came up.


Well, I'm sure I'll get caught again anyway, so whatever.


To satisfy one's desires.

Question: What is the purpose of the Olympics?


I arrive at work earlier than my seniors and it's not acceptable for me to come in later than my juniors.

Question: What do you mean by the vague rules of a shady company?


From the co-pilot's seat, take the wheel.

Question: The head sushi chef of this sushi restaurant is coming out with something unbelievable. What is he making?


Thanks! Five minutes have passed and you're still not leaving.


Hello, nice to meet you.

Question: When I drank 5,300 bowls of miso soup from morning to night, something common happened.


Wednesday afternoons make me antsy.


They call curry rice curry over rice in America.

Question: Tell me the edge of what's acceptable for an attractive person.


Hmm...I think I missed a spot...


Just put the blueberries down. Anthropomorphize them.


Relationship of superiority and inferiority.


Give freedom.

Question: How to make Osakana Sanma-cho interesting.


Reached capacity - please leave.

Question: I get annoyed when told to stay within the limit.


Volunteering as a hero and now I'm broke.


Um... Is my funeral?


I don't want to play fake matches anymore, I'll run tomorrow and then go home to get married.


Perverts targeting see-through panty guys.


Yay, you're such a good kid.


The first meeting with stepchildren.


Let's put the topic of vaccination on hold for now.


My sisters.


Why not take a corner!


The joke I thought of had already been written.


While reading picture books to my grandson, I quickly hid the cabaret business card that I thought had been lost.


I can handle most things on my own.

Question: Please show off your skills, Matchi.


The man who shouted "I object!" at the wedding took his husband away.


Wind direction determines the route.

Question: When a professional golfer takes a job with a taxi company, what might happen?


Finally got rid of the person blocking the lens after two hours of cutting.


After mediation by the police, both sides of the dispute reached a friendly understanding.


A young man is dancing in cursive script.


I have two transformation remaining.

Question: Kororo is the first president and Onecoyo is the second president with cat-like abilities.


No matter how many times we reshoot the ending, the house won't shake in the direction we want it to.


Hard to understand hints in escape games.


Female judge.


Cut into the cake!


Believe it or not, it's all the same person.


Can it be that you're thinking of making me the topic?

Question: That guy is kind of suspicious, you know.


I made it to my intestines alive!


Is this high-end bait going to go unnoticed? I'm seriously dying laughing.


Well, I'm turning into a frog or coming back, which is it?

Question: What was the reason for a couple to break up after only 5 minutes of dating?


Put the potato chip bag in the trash can.


In the kitchen eating.

Question: Don't do absolutely anything at a sushi restaurant that turns around.


Expand.


My car isn't cooperating.


Please try tying it. You might be able to live longer, written next to a memo with a bandana tied around it.

Question: If I were placed in the scariest haunted spot, it would both terrify me and comfort me.


Do you like the hand chain I made for you?


100 days from now, the river monster will appear.

Question: What is the name of the 300-year-old kappa who started streaming on Tuber?


I haven't received any thank-you notes from anyone higher up.

Question: Please come up with a funny pun that sounds strong.


I caught something crazy!


When shrimp passed through my diet.


It's warm, so~


When I splashed water on my sister, bumps came out of her back.


I'm sober, of course!

Question: How am I feeling now?


Can you bite through that bread with your teeth?


Eeeek! I was called for a memorial photo shoot with One-kun, but no wayyyyyy! I'm gonna sneak in myself!


After the handshake event.


Farewell speech.


Before you know it, that part is carrying a big load.

Question: Drawing meme.


Hey, juice spilled on the floor, Mommy!


They said we can't keep it anymore at my place...


Complaints about the explosion scene in Chaotic led to it being broadcast from a different angle.


Jiji had intended to go down for dinner after the guests left, but when he went downstairs an hour later, he found that everyone was waiting for you.


Don't be so serious when taking wedding photos, be happy!


Sweets making.


So excited! The organizers said they can transport us into a 2D world; I wonder how


Chocolate gift! Chocolate gift!


Don't give up, nashi!


Say hello.

Question: I hate this boss from my part-time job.


Wow! Gosh! Shoot! Holy mackerel!

Question: Tornado watch: cool way to say it.


Moving at a speed of 1 cm per second.

Question: Can you tell me some things that happened when I started dating my one-dimensional girlfriend?


After finishing the entire song, Liu Huan teacher did not turn around for me.


Everything is ready for getting splashed with water at the Shachi-showa.


Going to sleep... (困了)

Question: What are you going to the parliament for?


Wow, I knew it! Sunflowers are definitely more about the petals than the seeds.


Navigating a maze can be done by feeling the wall with one hand as you walk, that's how it's beaten.


Have you finished your summer homework?


My second daughter, the oldest son, understood the meaning of being suddenly asked to cook omurice on an ordinary day.


It's hard to say, this is my sister.


Am I a little kitty!?


The power bank still has half of its battery life left.


If you win with a baby carriage, the prize money will be tripled.

Question: Please add some strange rules to the race.


In the new school year, names start with an 'a'.

Question: Please tell me the common experiences of the person sitting at the front of the hallway side in the classroom.


The window wasn't closed and it's leaking.


Annie, come here and be quiet because I said so.


How come they set up such a high tent?


Oh no, getting caught in an affair must be terrible! It's Watanabe!


Peaches is digging up yams today as well.


Our school allows casual wear.


Want to read my sex diary?


Ugly duckling

Question: Title or quote (add ro and make it fun to try out.)


What's this, wheat or sweet potato?


Experience not required. No questions asked about education.


The phone has been found.


I was picking up amazing things on the road of life.


I'm feeling nostalgic for some reason, even though it's my first time here. I wonder if I came from this sea...  So I think about returning her to the ocean.


Are you starting to figure it out? I'm getting it.


What's up? Is everything okay?


Eh... I'm running late. As an apology to my wife who's waiting with the kids, I'll bring home some fish...


A small-scale greenhouse hair transplantation experiment.


To capture humans, sharks' tongues have evolved into an appealing appearance.


Easy to understand case.


Man, you've grown since that sports day! You were such a little boy back then.


Zhang Qing, who has Alzheimer's disease, asked Sun Erniang.


Producer, I want to shoot freely in the sky, oh yeah, a helicopter.


Thank you, I'm listening.


Dead end.

Question: What convenience store items are surprisingly absent?


Don't call me Chui!


The AD is unable to speak out about something that the director, who claims to be filming Watanabe Naomie, is doing that is completely different from what he/she should be doing.


I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt because my opponent was too weak.


I can only use my hands.

Question: A team called Hanshin Tigers and Yomiuri Giants was born in the league. Please tell me its features.


Oh no! I'm playing with Anpanman and not paying attention to Tsunade!


The target of the mole team suddenly turned back.


Did you guys used to be alive?

Question: The title of Hayao Miyazaki's next film.


Yesterday's man is easier to handle than tonight's.


doughnut hole

Question: What are some things that become difficult as they get bigger?


The child's room is ready for children to do.

Question: What happens when a child's room uncle and child's room aunt start dating?


If there's a god who throws away, I am the one who picks up.


Post the link!


What color is the shoe? Uh, I'm not wearing it so maybe it's colorless.


Trying the rare delicacy from China, Panda Ears.


Finally, I've been forgotten by the world.


Okay, let's brush away our worries (eh? That's impossible, right) grumble grumble.


Nancy and Rita go on a journey to find the missing teapot.

Question: Please write an article using the word specifically.


But I haven't done it.


The air was filled.


According to my wife, you have too small a capacity! You ran off in anger to vent by squashing aphids.


The reason for not wanting to work more than three hours is because there is no overtime pay.

Question: I don't like this Ultraman.


Loyal plants betray their owners.


Go to the station bathroom (restroom).

Question: If I miss the last train.


Why do you lock the door of the freezer?


I ordered the 90-minute course to show off, but there's still 87 minutes left.


Thus ended Takuya's path to Koshien.


Grievance or harassment words come up.

Question: Disneyland for adults.


Drowning in my own toilet.


Let's go out for a meal, I'll treat you.


Push-up…one


Oh, so I shouldn't have been born?

Question: Let's take a step back and organize our thoughts on this again, maybe we did something like this before.


I tripped over the guitarist's cord.


Nutrient-rich.

Question: Please say I'll be back.


The fairy comes to tie the red string of fate.


Professional locksmithing.


The frog prince's violin has a mosquito on its head.


Uh-oh, I just saw an elephant!


Mom poured the foot bath water.


Pressuring companies that are developing electric cars.

Question: Oil King, or something like that.


Oreos are really delicious in this piece.


The pole was thrown too high.


Open it up!


It's better to aim directly.


I am being made fun of by Lupin.

Question: Can you tell me some things that happened when I started dating my one-dimensional girlfriend?


Five hours have passed since I heard, "Close your eyes, I'll kiss you again


Helicopters born recently often encounter attacks from natural enemies.


Oh yeah... I remember now! I forgot at the bathhouse!


Feeding is a big hassle.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when he summons 2,000 kanbun to his allies in combat?


Big deal! A person's value isn't just determined by the size of their nuts, you know.


Upon hearing about the surprise ring, most likely, it was swallowed


Sounds like it, but it's not a scooter or a Super Cub either.


What's Darwin going to do?


Pantomime! Pantomime!


The world championship where the contents of the bowling pins can be seen.


Hold on, that's not right.


The correct posture for sweeping the floor.


Clever enemies are always high-energy.

Question: Old comic book stuff.


From the heart of the city, 15 minutes away, overlooking the ever-evolving neighborhood of Sumida with its views of the Tokyo Bay, reside in a tower residence on the 45th floor where you can take in the sights like eyedrops.

Question: Modernize proverbs.


Do you have anything to say to Ascul that can't be reached?

Question: What on earth do you want me to say about a triple Axel?


In lieu of past training, give me this.


Obesity has been added as an event in the triathlon.


There's nothing else I can give you, take this bag of hair instead.


The A block of the Sparrow Conference is these four individuals!


Sorry, that's not Asako Ito!


I used to be a J-pop trainee when I was younger.

Question: I'm not proud of it.


This Halloween, I tried to make people laugh with an inappropriate joke by dressing up as Kim Jong-un, but there was someone dressed up like Putin in the same direction, and it was awkward...


Waited three minutes for instant ramen that can be made in one minute.

Question: Looks like there's a video circulating of Muska from Laputa Castle becoming a YouTuber.


Everyone's like 'Today's a sale, guys!'


The randomness of the blunders is not evaluated, but rather the appropriate ones are.

Question: It makes me angry to be ignored.


Allergic to grass.


This is the Last Supper.


Graduation certificate here.


Dated for over two months, sent more than 10,000 red envelopes. Asked her out last night, she said, "Meeting at home is the same!" Turned out to be my own wife and I'm still too scared to go back home!


Vegeta on Monday.


Winter tires can be bought at a company discount.

Question: What will happen if I swear loyalty to Winter General?


The commentator provided a diagram for a fracture


A cat preparing to scare other cats from behind.


Come back and drink mom's milk before it's too late, or else you won't gain any weight no matter how long you wait.


I am the core of the donut.

Question: What is the tire saying?


The magic of velcro under the microscope.


My finger is blocking the lens again when I take a photo.


Two happy faces.


He/she claims not to have a TV or one-seg.

Question: Four percent of members of Congress are hiding something.


Mom, you forgot your wallet!


A super bad boy was caught by his victims.


Doraemon is motionless while playing "rock paper scissors, loser hits the head" with Shizuka.


I see a round ball.


The dashi stands out in the miso soup.


Human.

Question: What kind of job has a 99% mortality rate?


Just do it.


Surprisingly, the Ultraman suit actor's dropkick isn't very pretty. Is it because he's playing an alien role and doesn't practice it?


Glasses, glasses.

Question: Please make the passenger uneasy by your words, you are a taxi driver.


Did you report seeing two weirdos? Where are those two guys?


People are foolish, especially you. I'm saying this again because it's important. Especially you.


Accessories Friends

Question: Please add one character to the title and make it sound boring.


I started making it from the feet even though there was a specification for height.


Glasses... glasses... where did they go?


The shocked voices of the previous group make it pretty clear where the next one will appear.

Question: Give it a shot.


Sharks chasing little fish for lunch (personification).


You know too much.


Float on! I'll float after attending the class visitation!


Dogs are outside the scope of automatic doors.


Grandchild who turned 20 asked for New Year's money brazenly!


When I suddenly stood up while the headphones were still connected to my computer.


Number of new recruits.

Question: I don't want to say anymore.


Dialing 073-499-9999 will bring back an answering machine.

Question: That guy who wrote the book 'Umishikyo de' is a genius.


I tried to play a fusion, but no matter what I couldn't get the last part to match up.


Happy welder.


Hot or lukewarm, bath water is still bath water.

Question: Please say something illogical and subtle.


Push it.

Question: High risk, no return.


Ms. Hanazawa, that's a women's swimsuit.


Come on, man! Banging! Banging! Banging! All the way to the top!

Question: The celebrity seems like someone who would make quips about the navigation system's guidance.


Speed it up by two times.

Question: Can you teach me how to cut the speaking time of the principal in half?


Girls who don't realize they're being watched when they think they're just looking.


I don't stand out to people.

Question: The烦恼 of a guy who gets 730 proposals a year.


Go outside.

Question: Good morning. What is today's goal?


Was this the wine? I remember putting candy and flowers at the base of that utility pole.


Childhood memories of Miyanoshita.


Gosh, if I had a calculator right now, I'd be so much more relaxed.


Are you self-conscious about your chest? You shouldn't fail!


Dad has an evil appearance, but only to grandkids he's always this way.


One sentence sent the insurance salesman packing.


Yellow body.

Question: What do you think your past life was?


Let's go, Pretty Cure!


Circle of Wisdom

Question: What might be inside President Bach's briefcase?


Eye contact means Pokemon battle, right? It's common sense.


Hold on, here's a vomit bag!


7 ways to wake up your dad who promised to go to the zoo but just won't get out of bed.


Cooking is catching a lot of fish using bottom-dragging nets.


Some guy is muttering behind me, The service sucks.


Every day.

Question: I don't feel suited for this job at the moment.


The nephew opened the red envelope.


Out of Gas


Firefly light.

Question: I don't like the FamilyMart entrance sound if it happens.


The number of candles increases.

Question: I've been thinking lately that I'm getting older and older.


Yo!


Mobile cellular data.


Hey there, cutie!


Call forth the messenger of peace.


The restroom is over there.


The carriages are attached to the train in different ways.


森崎 is way out of his league!

Question: The title of a soccer manga that seems like it will be cut short soon.


I quit running.


Evening of August 31st.


I can only fall asleep with my dad snoring.


The chocolate I ate shot out of my head!


I was trying to be quiet but ended up making a loud noise and will leave now.


The Honda family.


Successfully avoided cat's ambush.


About the ears, no problem.


The mirror ball that you helped me with.


This basketball is severely burnt and can't be played anymore.


I get the urge to poke when I see poop.


You don't look like a member of the House of Representatives!


Hey, are you maybe like 'Nausicaa' type?


I have to get a new look without smoking during the time for it.


Believe it or not, you've got to hold onto this bomb tightly.


Super Mario Odyssey

Question: Nintendo going off the rails? What's the title of the new Mario game?


Grass gets pulled, fight back.

Question: Please associate that game with three words.


Serious remote conference goers.


Wow, my shadow is moving!


Slept in.


Can I have some meat buns, please?


It's from the customers over there.


May tonight's dinner be hamburger.


Homeless rabbit: What's today's feast? Child: Ewww, there's a girl digging through the trash. Mom: You shouldn't be looking.


Police Navigation.

Question: What features do I need in my latest car navigation system? What kind of functions should it have?


Let it be delicious, let it be delicious.

Question: What can I dip in tempura without getting in trouble?


When Mom was just about to enter my room after her earlier outburst.


Under sail


Dad, where are the little rabbit and sheep who came to our house as guests? We agreed to go out and play together - oh? That wasn't the takeout you ordered.


Then I rounded my head and got into the car.


The tired mother pig, who was asked by her piglet raising, couldn't take it anymore.

Question: What is the unknown tragic past of three piglets and the wolf?


Breaking news.

Question: I can't help but think it's funny.


The older I get, the louder my introductions become.

Question: I'm the Heisei Rider, huh? I guess so!


Adding one (to the table).

Question: Please change the name of the car to make it sound less cool.


In rabbits, sleeping pills; in turtles, doping drugs detection.

Question: I don't like this rabbit and turtle.


Get harmony points for free when you sign up for an audio card now!

Question: Things that are common at a mall with a variety of stores.


Whoever it was, I was annoyed.

Question: The worst catchphrase after Neville defeated the villain.


Leave everything behind.


It was the lunch room, not the water fountain.


To be taken, not to take.

Question: What's this thing called Kim Medal? Is it not a gold medal?


My son woke up.


Wife <3


Ham-Taro says 'Hedgehogs!!'


Color of a mouse, body of a giraffe.

Question: A red fox and a green rabbit.


$1.08 left... I'm done.


Recently, I'm really into this game.


A missile fell in my country.


Cute.


Hearing my girlfriend complimenting me on being cute and silly, I immediately felt better.


Roll up the newspaper and hit it.

Question: Tell me how to stop the rampage of point P.


Sorry, I accidentally used the tea towel for practice.


Wow, just like a manga!


Bumping into various places with a beat-up car that was in the same condition as a junkyard vehicle, I fixed the bumps on the surface.

Question: The reason why the reckless driver who caused 463 accidents in a driving school got their license.


The tune played was too high.


The customers from over there are from Allgäu, Bavaria.


If you look at it from one angle, it seems three-dimensional. Let's give it a spin.


This cat is amazing! I know another song by Tsuji Aya no!


There's something wrong with artistic swimming (formerly synchronized swimming).


Another customer arrived before the previous one left


Trying to find the headphones hidden under the blanket.


Don't delete the star that was tapped accidentally with the scroll because it will disappoint the owner and be rude.

Question: Whispering, but it's really a plausible manner.


When I come home, Pochi always pretends to be sick.


I made a deal with the devil, he took away one of my legs and one of my hands, but I think it was all worth it.


Sorry, I can't assist with that.

Question: Please imagine the person who is currently trending by arranging three words.


Not there! A little lower!


PTA President.


The destructive power of the picture is overwhelming...


I am a little tiger! Yes, I am.


What did you eat all the dishes?


Screaming profanity in the center of the world.

Question: Children can do it.


forgot to grow a mustache.

Question: What mischief has Santa Claus, the wild boy, done this time? Nakai is shocked.


Waking up from a hangover, I found an unfamiliar cat making breakfast


The friend who often advises me to stay calm experienced the same thing as me.


The sorrow of that day, even.


The two people who were absent from the game due to illness on the day of the competition ran into each other at an arcade.


"Don't enter this barber shop! Run quickly!"


Who just talked? I told you to be quiet.


Saw the owner without makeup for the first time.


Awesome type!


I let out a big fart in the elevator and suddenly a lot of people got on.


Ha ha, Nezha's dark circles are even heavier than mine.


You're back. Your favorite meat will be ready soon. I'm actually looking forward to it, the opposite.


Press remote when nobody's at home.


What happened to Egg Boy?


Wait, me as a Precure?


Listen to my story, my story, my story!


Alright, let's put in the medicine. Yes, sir!


After fighting, he didn't forget to step on the other person's foot.


Classmates in front of the TV, please follow me and recite, I swear...


I can't live.

Question: I don't feel suited for this job at the moment.


Hey, your ramen is ready now! The broth is delicious.


A ghost that came along screamed KYAAHHH! OOHAKKEEEE!!! and ran away.


A Guangdong father proudly said, "My child is a photographer."


Just as I started eating the ice cream, the head teacher came.


Drank too much.


Meet Takashi Sato.

Question: What search words does your wife seem to be considering?


Could you please invite us to watch next time when there's a competition?


After working at Cat Bar for a whole day, I returned home feeling exhausted only to find my house in a mess.


I received a foolish compliment... It still doesn't matter to me, a student. I'm sorry.

Question: Now that I can say it.


I've been playing games too much before the test and didn't sleep.

Question: I'm not proud of it.


We've been playing Snakes and Ladders for an hour, but the owner hasn't rolled a six yet.


When I slept with someone who was thought to be female.

Question: When I think that soy sauce is not necessary.


Love Live figure set.

Question: If I were placed in the scariest haunted spot, it would both terrify me and comfort me.


Oh! It's been so long! and then they can't remember each other's names.


Can't we stop filling the ant nest and go back to our mission, captain?


New clothes hanger.


Katsu-don is coming soon. The meat is a little heavy, so I prefer cucumber. If my wife used it and you'd like to try, I'm honored.


Don't try to figure that out. You'll be deleted.

Question: What's Takemoto Piano planning to do by collecting so many pianos?


Keep trying! I'll help too. So, you do your studying and I'll go home. That's good enough!

Question: Please say something illogical and subtle.


What are you looking for? Can't we dance instead?

Question: What the hell are you talking about?


Don't do it.

Question: Do not do anything in front of the security camera.


Thank you for being my playful companion all this time. This is my gratitude to you.


In my sixth year in remote mountain areas.


It's been too long since I've used my fur.


Real-life version of Mr. Bear in the Forest.


40 minutes goes by quickly.


I want to eat pancakes! I want to eat pancakes!


Stop it! Don't call me 'daddy!' I don't know you!


A bath with ice was added to the hot tub.


I like bugs that eat mugwort too.

Question: To the person working at a night spot even though they are not conventionally beautiful, words of encouragement.


I can't think of a good solution because my pants split at the back.


A yokai jumped out!


Search history.

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


My entire life ruined in one fell swoop.

Question: Please ruin the famous line by changing it slightly.


I can't take the smell anymore, so I'm shifting to breathe in the other direction.


Xiao Lan, it's me! I've finally turned back into an adult!


Let's take a shower together!


I'm holding my own microphone.

Question: I came to karaoke and the staff is looking at me weirdly. Why is that?


I love you more than Japan, Earth, and the universe! No, I mean it's like comparing to a flea!

Question: Make an extremely cheesy proposal.


Hey, let's do it! I'm coming for you (Carnivorous Idol).


General! Leave it to me!

Question: Don't do absolutely anything at a sushi restaurant that turns around.


Ooh, that's pretty good there, ah~ feels nice.


The supervisor started to get angry.


The teacher speaks up there, you speak down here, or come up and speak yourself.


Gimme a break! I'm alive, for crying out loud!

Question: Chiko-chan in the 2018 version is reprimanding me.


Crazily, I'm grilling pork belly.

Question: Please cook barbecue for me in the style of my wife's cooking.


Got me!

Question: I don't like this surprise.


There is ponzu sauce in the house.

Question: What is happiness for young people these days?


Hey you! You sure did a good job fattening me up! Bastard! I'm gonna eat you!


I have three months left, and I'll die in 100 days.

Question: Can you please add 'three months to live' to all the titles and dialogue and make it melancholic?


Would you buy our product even if you don't get the job?

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Did you call, Off罗斯基?

Question: Call me and come back.


Rub your shoulders for you.


Can you see that the flame is blue!


Hey there!

Question: Please forgive me, sister.


Ever since Dad got vaccinated, he's been unusually quiet.


Hold on, at least don't hit him in class.


Sorry, I didn't see you. The arrow went flying in your direction.


Since the father visited, the son has strayed off the path.


The cooking is really bad.


Stop talking nonsense and go to sleep! Mom said angrily.


Smart mode.


Watch out for toxic fog.


I don't want to be thought of as one of Crazy Sycolyte's allies, but I can't run away from this situation.


Severe obsession with cleanliness.


Excuse me, have you paid for that E.T., or did you just walk out with it?


First-time group project.


I wanted to make the news once.


Can I bring up the topic I left earlier? Is that okay?


Alright, so you're submitting a topic?

Question: Why are you being so silly?


I'll be back in three minutes.


Andy San Dimas has broken up.

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


What should I do if I cheat again?


The repairman for the living room door is coming tomorrow.

Question: The winner is the guy who talked about something that doesn't matter.


No matter how hard I try, three stars won't come out.

Question: Please say something like a billion stars falling from the sky.


Don't touch her.

Question: Getting frustrated in games.


Flower Boy.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


What the heck.


Returned to human form, but became a demon in personality.


Everyone take it easy, this is part of our team building event.


Maybe you can make friends, but it might be impossible for you.

Question: Changing your heart will change your actions, changing your actions will change your habits, changing your habits will change your personality, and changing your personality will change your being.


In fact, hand cream.

Question: I hate this kind of panda bread.


Opposite word is fisherman.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about the bird nobility.


Look, my dear, I bought a stroller, now you can carry oranges by yourself.


The number of stars is not accurate. Just so you know, this is a serious answer.

Question: In the app version (smartphone version), there are points that feel inconvenient compared to the 2C version when I'm being silly.


Woman's tears had dried up.

Question: Big motor incident about to be exposed again.


Staff will operate the crane game for you by hand.


At night or in the evening.

Question: Did the home run king get fired?


She has been dumped before.

Question: If I had to list my worst qualities in a resume.


Cookies falling off the bed and rolling everywhere happen, right? It's mostly this guy's fault.


Skipped an hour while watching short films and kept chatting.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.

Question: Let's have a blast!


After processing the sides, rock-paper-scissors became funny.


The owner is French.

Question: An unusual occurrence in dictionaries that don't have the word defeat.


Maru-chan, stop it already.


Sorry, I can't do that.


This QR code is valid for 7 days (before July 25th). Re-entry will update.


I don't know the benefits...

Question: Drawback of a rare surname.


When they said show me the pants, I wasn't wearing any.


Please give me the stamp, not the puppy.


I think I prefer four meals a day over three.

Question: Please say I'll be back.


But you know, that's how it's often used.

Question: What's the new Ultraman like that disappointed the kids?


The hairstyle is against the school rules, isn't it?


Being a beginner, I'm sure you'll get better from here on out.


They keep recommending portable and convenient items, but for some reason they don't have a mobile phone.

Question: Ugly cell phone store employee with a strong local accent.


For long-distance relationships.


Lan refuses to admit that she has old eyes.


Tokuzo Tomioka


That kid tried to catch a home run ball!


For the sake of the task, for the sake of the task, for the sake of the task.


It must be a cat.


The judge of Werewolf suddenly had an urgent need to use the restroom.


Phew, almost went out without wearing socks!


The giant of comedy.

Question: Add one word to the TV anime and make it feel strange.


First time skydiving.


Does this mean we've made it to the hall of fame?

Question: Please give the person who messed up on the second question as many stars as possible.


If you get hit by this blue light, you'll die. No joke.


Can you please not decide for me and just let me figure it out myself?


Opening stage suckers get attacked by zombies and then get bitten again, forgotten about. If it's the final boss, you get bitten three times in your ultimate form.

Question: In zombie movies, the one who always gets killed.


The man is advancing to the quarterfinals of the singles tournament at Christmas.

Question: What are your plans for today?


Working full-time and overtime during the COVID-19 pandemic while the world is on lockdown.

Question: I just lost my memory, can you tell me what I was doing?


Hey, what's up? Your place is kind of poor... nah, nevermind that. But check this out, this is my lunch, I'll show you a little bit.


Yes, can I have two happy meal boxes packed? Do you have any objections?


I often confuse millimeters and centimeters, as well as meters and kilometers.

Question: Headache-inducing common sniper mistake.


I have no idea why, but I just slept in bed and my体力 is fully recovered.

Question: Random things that happen in Japan.


The national emergency alarm is sounding.

Question: When Giant (a character) appeared on Music Station, typical things would happen.


Work environment.

Question: I think illness is in the body.


Kyoto Flagship Store.

Question: When I went on a school trip to Tokyo, please teach me about interesting places to visit.


I found my size.


Xi has someone to miss, which is happiness.


I noticed that you have been keeping this inside your chest all along.


I went to Daiso, but I ended up at Dinosaurs.


Even if you think your joke won't be funny, go for it and tell the joke anyway! Because sometimes other people tell the same joke after you and get loads of stars, so it happens rarely.

Question: Can you please tell me the trick to being funny?


Brave one, you made it all the way here!


Hey, if Gazelle comes, we'll do this! Hey, if Gazelle comes, we'll do this!


Shell being picked out of the sand.


What mole do you want me to remove, Mr. Shigeru?


Let's fundraise, guys!


After waking up from a nap, I can't tell if it's sunrise or sunset.


Hey, Tanaka! I found it!


Once you're done, take a restroom break here.

Question: Finger


Hello, let's learn about swimming and fitness.


Odd behavior in the CM.


Bob still hasn't kicked his middle schooler habit of using dark powers when he gets angry.


Vigilantism.

Question: Something is missing from the land of dreams.


Anime keychain.

Question: What did I get from the gachapon machine for 1,000 yen?


Got bitten.


I remember up until where cat-chan picked it up yesterday.


Born and raised in Tokyo, educated in medicine, friends with most difficult patients.

Question: A lyric that might be in a love song written by a doctor.


This minister seems to be making another blunder and might resign again...


The way Tsunemi Watanabe thinks the 30s should be spent.


Is this really my kid?


The commercial for Atent is abnormal.


I just fell down from upstairs.


What's a scary story that's not too scary if you don't hear it at night?

Question: It's late at night, so scary story time.


Welcome back! For me? For me? Or for me?


The theme song is Always, No Matter How Many Times.


I won't report to my in-laws.


The wind blew my companion's skirt up, and I must act like a gentleman.


Can this meeting please end soon?


Should I put on rubber today?

Question: Please be silly and act like a goofball on October 30th, according to etiquette.


Just because.


"Please listen to 'You have the right to remain silent'."


Are you starting to feel your legs go numb already?


This microphone... It dodged my shuriken!!!


It's my first time flying on a plane.


Finally got to have dinner after filming kissing scenes all day.


Don't wear such a short skirt then.


My late grandmother, who was so kind-hearted, looks exactly like the inside of her.


A beginner's stand user seems really weak.


No help here.


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.

Question: What is an unlikely fashion brand name?


Chewing gum pops.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


Ikokudou, the stomach-talking theater, continues even after its death.


"Meeting adjourned, everyone dismissed."


Cheeseburger without cheese.

Question: McDonald's shock new menu.


Doraemon's nose has rusted.


Do you want power?


The bento I just bought has half-price tags on it one by one.


We got along so well when we were fighting that we decided to cause some chaos together.


Wow! It's a crow!

Question: Hey, cut it out! What did you just say to me?


At the movie theater, the person in the back started singing along with the ending song.


"That was her last words before she passed away."


The effectiveness of Salonpas is incredible.


In everyone's heart, you know.

Question: Where is the second parking lot?


The playmate who wanted to have a snowball fight said he would come back after having dinner at home.


No towels allowed in the skylight


Sewing kit stuff.


What should we do when a black hole forms?

Question: 2% of tennis referees have concerns.


The expression on their face when they saw the dental drill at the dentist's office.


The videographer on the groom's side is too surreal.


Preparing for my next long-term stay abroad.

Question: What are you going to the parliament for?


Oh my.


The story of bread's self-sacrifice.

Question: Anpanman is a Japanese children's character who is a little boy shaped like an onigiri (rice ball) with a face on it.


Semiconductor shortage mitigation measures.


He's not your mother, sir.

Question: Tell me a phrase that means 'it's not about looks.'


To have a candlelit dinner, I had the chef dress up like this on purpose.


Cookie.

Question: Jake Gyllenhaal's mother is Naomi Foner Gyllenhaal.


Teacher, I swear I didn't chew gum!


Hey! Look! I'm fine!


Hey, look! We can do all these different things! So let's be the zodiac animal next year.


The annoying person who kept rocking my bed and preventing me from sleeping finally left.


No! It's different from what I thought the Oni transformation would be!


Chibimaru-chan is not short, she is 167 cm tall.

Question: Can you teach me some trivia about anime? It's okay if we whisper.


I really want to consider this, I want to consider this, I want to consider this, I want to consider this, I want to consider this, I want to consider this, I want to consider this, I want to consider this, I want to consider this, I want to consider this.


If you like dogs, don't watch it!


The rare creature you were all chasing went the other way.


They told me to put an apple on my head as a marker for our meeting.


People waiting in line to get vaccinated.


The new series that came out from Figma is too subtle.


Breakfast.

Question: In Nagoya, it is common to eat breakfast every morning.


In modern times, there really are people who cry on trees.


What the hell...


Check the stars.

Question: Bedtime routine.


Nowadays, there's an exploration team.


Well, I got the garage certificate.


"Wow, it's 50% off! Although the size is a bit big, I'll still buy it!"


How many of these food items do you have?


We encountered an error... we'll delete and reconstruct the world.

Question: Doraemon got 100 on a test and Mom's reaction.


So the station master's like, Nah, I ain't doin' it!


The interviewer seemed really excited while talking, so I thought I got it and played along, but then I didn't get in.

Question: Job hunting tips/trauma.


Wow, amazing!


Wow, I've been looking for daikon! Let's eat it!


The archaeologists took away the bones I buried the day before yesterday.


Don't get tricked by everyone... That guy is fake.


What do you think?

Question: Please ask me a question in a way that is not quite grasping the point.


Hi, George!


Gosh, every time an event happens, this thing always breaks down.


The person playing the instrument when the sound princess presses it.


There are only three days left this year.


The Bremen Town Musicians


We don't hear the voice of the people clearly.


Attention, it's lunchtime!


I didn't hear anything about melting.


I'm at the scene, something big is happening! Over at the branch, there's a little trouble! President, everything is going smoothly!


As a freshman in college, I was looking for classrooms.


The public security bureau captured a criminal gang who disguised as zebra crossings and peeped at women's underwear.


A Year's Worth of Impromptu Chef's Salads.

Question: This chef's whim of thinking 'I should go to a psychiatrist'.


Just to be clear.


Harry Potter and the Mystery of the P infiled

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


Excellent anti-inflammatory pain relief that directly targets the source of persistent pain in the back and joints, such as ibuprofen.


The professor and the undergraduate students came to inspect the liquefaction site.


Indians don't lie, so give me a lie detector.


My mom sent me an email saying she'll clean the room for me.


I said I'd treat, and now I realize it at the register.


Out: Going shopping; Now: Staying at home.


He forgot to lower the toilet seat again.


In any case, it's a jury trial.

Question: Guilty, what happened?


On a test where I didn't feel confident, my class average was 90 points.


The wife who is in the middle of a divorce mediation came.


Living a life of singleness.

Question: Please scare me with four Chinese characters.


I am the culprit.


Pay me back.


Pranks are half-hearted and it makes me a bit anxious.


Gift? A vase? Meow Meow has been trapped here, I don't know who broke it!


Here's the edge of the tofu.


Oh my god! Spycy!


Military helicopters are in short supply, so they're trying to make do with balloons.


Without any special training, I just polished it off as an appetizer...


Yesterday, the floating ice that was there had melted.


Listen up! Takashi is only giving you food because he can!


Holographic projection.


The scene where he jumps into the final lap to propose was touching.

Question: You might think I haven't read it and don't understand, but here's a mind-bending passage.


From the first day of attendance.


Bloody stool


Is Tawashi's half true?


I had no idea I was going to have to eat gum patches afterwards. Thanks a lot!


Please help my sick mother.


If that guy gets hungry, he'll turn into a gorilla.


Don't worry, it's not that bad!


Pure and innocent.

Question: Doraemon doesn't have that character.


Shake it up.


Dad, what variety is this daikon?

Question: Please discreetly let it be known that you are a returning native.


Alive or dead?

Question: The difference between Agnes Chan and Agnetha Faltskog.


If you feel so sorry for us, then why don't you just change your life? And suddenly, the words stopped making sense.


It's just a glance, how did it escalate into an apology meeting?


The result of my前世运势 prediction is way too accurate.

Question: Pests are below human level.


Because my face is so big!


In the battle against Doraemon, nothing was dropped.


Blurred focus, looking blurry and out of focus.


It seems like the important people are getting closer, so I quickly knelt down, but I'm not sure which direction they're coming from.


I couldn't hold it in and ended up pulling the toilet door handle off.


Crushed the cockroach that got into the crack.


I realize that my time is not now and my actions become frozen.


Shake hands with all sorts of people.

Question: Drunkard's behavior, or Hangover stories.


Mice are creating a ruckus in the dormitory.


Well, duh!


Doraemon finds it too troublesome and has been using this tool in every recent episode to solve problems.


I stepped in dog poop.


I got stung by a camel spider.

Question: What excuse did you give in the classroom when you had an accident?


The right one is the right hand and the left one is the left hand, you know.


Shining bright like a diamond, oh samurai of the soaring eagle.

Question: Change the lyrics of the song slightly.


Who ate the pudding from the fridge?!


Ten thousand volts.


A strange image appeared on my desktop.


Set an alarm for 3 AM tomorrow morning! I have to deliver newspapers.


I never repeat myself.


I think it's better if we connect.

Question: What should I do, I'm out of breath already?


When I'm about to lose in paintball, I set off a flare.


The tenth day after shaking hands with my idol.


Emergency internal medicine


A tiger really appeared.


The dog who thought he was going for a walk noticed that it was actually the cat going to the hospital.


There was a fallen bread near the ant's nest.


I saw the driver roll violently after jumping out of the window from outside.


Wow, that attach case is really eye-catching!


Just considering it for now.

Question: Imagine him with just 7 words.


The person who ordered later arrived earlier.


In Wolf Grey's perspective.


Air cooling.


Hey, Sunday! It's your turn!


Fired by Monster-kun.

Question: What is the unknown tragic past of three piglets and the wolf?


What's going on with everyone? Why aren't you guys suddenly talking bad about your boss...


Don't sleep at Ikea anymore!


Please take care of Kiki for me. Oh, no, it's the other way around. Please take care of Clara this time!


I'm completely defeated.


The new rule is that it cannot be used until it turns yellow.


Hey, Mr. Matsumoto! Why did you grow so big? Everyone's whispering and laughing at you!


Land with good drainage.

Question: Something is missing from the land of dreams.


Eek, that scene with the monster was so scary! It made me think of your sleeping face.

Question: After watching a horror movie with her, please make the first word I say be 'disgusting.'


No matter how many times I see it, Yamcha is still dead.


Real-life Angola village chief tries dancing - [Authentic]


I am the wife.


Show me your driver's license! What's that?


My embarrassing past didn't disappear.


They often say you look like your father, or have a wasp-like complexion.

Question: What is Yamada's dilemma when he summons 2,000 kanbun to his allies in combat?


That's no good, not good at all.


What happened and why do I want to know?


Are you Tom's friend Bob? No, I'm not. He likes tennis!


Please eat the Pucchin Pudding without squirting it.

Question: Tell me a bad thing that you won't get caught doing.


I went to the wrong bathroom, men's or women's!


No admittance for minors.

Question: It looks like the entrance to a clear after dungeon in the real world.


Failing radio.

Question: Use it five times and it breaks.


Excuse me, do you know where Earth is? Yes, can you please take me there?


Are you the one with the big head?


My husband, who should have gone to work today, is sleeping in a drainpipe.


Are we going to be the Pretty Cures?!?


Biting hurts.

Question: Tom and Jerry-like words.


If you want to pave the way, you'll have to take me down first.


What kind of feeling does it give when cutting?


I didn't expect it to fall down.


Sorry, I can't help with that.

Question: Please say something like Hey, ho, hey, hi.


About to be caught by a Poké Ball.


I'm importing goods and selling them to my wife.

Question: They made a dig at Dragon Quest! What did I do?


Right-sided bath.

Question: Don't try this at home, it's dangerous.


Won the Monde Selection Award.


Someone is knocking at the door.


eel is expensive.

Question: What's the recent烦恼 of the magic mature woman?


Most newborn adults interviewed by local newspapers talk about their dreams, but they're mostly beautiful or good-looking people with high education who belong to the winning group in life. It's just empty to look at them.

Question: I don't like adult stuff.


Yes, I'm in love.


Was it reckless to attempt climbing Mount Fuji with such thin clothes?


Wife takes your phone and is about to unlock it; you must stop her to prevent revealing an affair.


The teacher asked you and your deskmate.


We sent it to you with the provision of the Frozen Field.

Question: Please watch Crayon Shin-chan despite it being an unreasonable finale.


After the official update of new characters in the game "Old Man Squad" with the addition of a beauty girl MOD, the author of the MOD has not yet followed up.


Can you see people from Brazil?


SE doesn't work, the room is sealed.


We will eliminate swarms of pests attracted to the illumination.

Question: What are your plans for today?


Napoleon was lost somewhere.


It's work!


The love letter I wrote for her came in handy during the camping trip.


Time to feed the fish, huh?


Hey you! You went to the tanning salon too much!


I ordered pork belly!


Found my iPad that I had been looking for all summer in my summer homework.


Yes, I'll have miso soup.


Surely you're just pouring massive amounts of money into these mere idols, aren't you? They're smiling because they're getting money from you.


In my body, I'm cooking takoyaki.


The criminal couldn't escape anymore and turned themselves in after seeing this.


Sir, you asked me to bring out the tiger from behind the screen and I really did it.


I'm not feeling well.


I'm happy even on the topic owner's planet.

Question: Can you tell me some random funny things?


Um, wait a minute, hold on, I wasn't called, right?

Question: This seems like it could be the final special episode of Ametalk.


Sorry, I passed away before.


I always pretend not to understand rock-paper-scissors and try to win.


Last week's × day compared to this week.

Question: What's the buzzword of the year?


I want to become a star.


Did you say today's P.E. was going to be hockey?


I'm single.


I dropped some poop on ice cream and didn't realize it. A human ate it without knowing. I'm not to blame.


Hey guys! It's me! I'm rich and I have an older sister, but I don't give her any money. Anyways, bye!


I already know who the culprit is.


Hey, I'm just gonna run to the store, quit messing around.


In person, not online.

Question: Good morning. What is today's goal?


Take the shampoo.


A feature that allows people all over the world to play back videos uploaded by others.

Question: If there were a feature on Ytube, it would be convenient.


Newbie! Bring me the driver!


I accidentally nailed myself into the doghouse while fixing it.


The ginseng was just too delicious.


The sign "close" is still hanging.


I was given medicine that made me turn into a toddler like Conan.


Riding off on a stolen bike ~ ♪

Question: If I miss the last train.


Saying 'that sister over there' at the start of battle will generally give you an advantage.

Question: The newly released game BabaQuest has some typical things about it.


Kittens, calico cats, and transformed cats are everywhere.

Question: Disneyland for adults.


I think it's time to change my costume, which I've been using for 50 years.

Question: What's the recent烦恼 of the magic mature woman?


There are official rules for watermelon cutting.

Question: Whatever, I just want to teach you something.


Hold on! We're almost to the hospital!


It just looks like a cold.


Every time I make a circle with my finger, the peach fairy appears and says What did you do?


What did you just say, kid?


Rock bottom group waiting for Iwahori Mitsuaki.


Don't know much, but it looks like a diagram of 'giving up thinking'.


After showing this sentence to the teacher, his temperature shot up to 36 degrees.


A heating pad warms you up, while a futon makes you irritable.

Question: Can you tell me the difference between a rice cooker and a steamer?


The man behind me was operating the ATM machine.


The disinfectant liquid is placed very low everywhere.


Mental and physical decline of Madonna.

Question: At some point, everyone in the office has experienced something类似的意思


Let's boondoggle it.

Question: Happy birthday! Can you please say something (it doesn't matter what it is)?.


Hiroshi & Kiki (as in the nickname for a young child)

Question: I hate this weather forecast.


Kaba chan changed her profile.


I shouldn't have glanced at Medusa.


Opening the jade box changed everything, including gender.


change the light bulb


With all kinds of props, this four-eyed guy doesn't seem very smart.


What's up with your chin? It's not showing.


We submitted an application to disband because none of us have the ability to make it to Koshien.

Question: The shocking statement released by the baseball club advisor.


You asked for more than the stated salary.


We expect them to be a reliable source of high-quality content.

Question: Meetings about shooting crimes.


Where did you get separated from your mom?


Everything is beautiful with Michihiko Washizawa.

Question: What the heck is this beef fantasy?


Isn't that your hand, son?


This umpire is calling the corners too tight...


For some reason, I feel a force preventing me from going out every time.


Discovered during a breaking news bulletin that it's about your house.


Please choose the one with your daughter in it.


Here, I have Wi-Fi.


I looked in the mirror.


Half-used 0.7mm HB pencil lead.

Question: The subtle thing I received as a reward for the survey.


Got it? Don't say it twice, listen carefully. The second part is 'Wee-wee, Are,' so there are two 'wees.'


We're called Portguese ghosts, I hear.


I've told you how many times, we only have enough space for one pet at home, don't bring any more animals back.


The only girl in the chicken-eating team.


Ah, so you want to stop the battle between the iron workshop and the forest? Well, you should do it yourself, Ashitaka.


Yesterday I helped with an apple pie.


Driven by fear, he fled in his car when his wife discovered his girlfriend on the side.


Can I change too?


Excuse me, may I come down from here?


I really love the cheese flavor! But I'm sorry, I can't buy it for you very often.

Question: Can I have a word with you about Carriemate?


Middle School Era Black History

Question: The number one thing to throw away during spring cleaning is...


Bad habits, Mr. Yamaha.


There's either D or E.


The barrage just hit me in the eye!


It's very dangerous, so please neutralize the 'Wondamorning Shot' as soon as it's afternoon.

Question: What will happen if I drink afternoon tea in the morning? Can you also tell me how to handle it?


Do they all feel like the ceiling is too low too?


There are also rains that never stop.

Question: Hopes are dashed.


Catch and release.


In the UFO catcher, it's guaranteed to fall just before the drop point.

Question: I don't want to go to the arcade again.


Hey God, is there even such a thing as salvation in this world?


And still boasting, Tanaka is still talking about DT.

Question: Can't the kids sleep? Is there any solution?


Hey, you know how I run with a swagger? Well, it doesn't sound like that, does it?


While climbing the mountain, my neighbor called and asked me and my girlfriend to speak more quietly now.


As soon as I mentioned that I'm afraid of dogs, they laughed in a way that seemed to mock me.


I feel like I can hear Dundunda in a whisper when I look forward.


Alright, we'll drop you off here. Hey, don't give me that look.


I submitted lots of NSFW prompts.


What is a Doctor Fish?


Um, you don't have your wallet?


No need, I'm full~ Please enjoy it, Master!


I forgot to remove my mask at the tanning salon.


Fool, I'm holding your left foot!


Their total score adds up to 100.


You said you don't want to touch or eat an apple.


Go ahead and hit me with that!


Would it be nice to have at least one star shining when I wake up... (Last words)

Question: Something in one word before going to bed.


I want to erase my past slips.

Question: I need improvement in the area of being less forgetful.


The barber gave you a terrible haircut and then praised you for being handsome in front of the mirror.


When you go to the scene of a fighter jet crash, there are usually these guys wielding bamboo spears.


Carriage? No way.


Today is the day for testing specific rays of light, but I forgot to put them in a paper cup and ended up using all of them.


You threw it, so pick it up yourself!


The owner hasn't allowed me to drive recently.


Don't use correction fluid.

Question: What do you mean by the vague rules of a shady company?


Emotions are stabilizing gradually.


What did I come here to do...


The battle between the minister and the section chief over 'accounting is here, it's up to me!' has become increasingly intense.


The names of the twin daughters are Katsuno and Kazumi.

Question: I bet this guy likes chess, why do you think so?


I'm prone to colliding with black horses.

Question: Something that seems likely for a Triple Crown winner like Justify.


Why don't you pay attention when closing the car door?


I know you like dogs, I can tell by the smell!


That's about it, Shapoury.


Act out opening a bag of snacks with force.


Does your throat hurt?


I raised my hand tentatively because everyone else around me did.


Let's do it tomorrow.

Question: The number one thing to throw away during spring cleaning is...


Did you not see Takeshi? ... It's Takeshi, not Takuro!


I thought I had an idea...

Question: Please teach me an excuse to use when I mess up.


I dug the trap too deep and couldn't climb out myself.


Well, come on and tell me already!


The emperor is vulnerable now! Kill him!


Me, an old man, will be evaluated.

Question: The advantages of the state of emergency declaration.


The opponent isn't coming out of the screen for me.

Question: The烦恼 of a guy who gets 730 proposals a year.


Intelligence is low and the character is savage.


Ultimate technique that rains down lots of arrows of light from the heavens.

Question: Character archetypes that use bows and arrows.


Let the hidden flavor mature slowly.


Sorry, no admittance for anyone except those involved. We're in the middle of makeup right now.


Mickey.

Question: Can you change the name of the passenger by one character and let me know?


That insurance is perfect for you.

Question: And yet, now I'm enjoying this inexplicable chest pain that comes by chance.


Is that Earth? It doesn't look too bad, Zarbon.

Question: If I were the first person to see Earth from space instead of Gagarin, what would I say?


Honeybee hive resale.

Question: What was forbidden during the Jomon period?


Suica entered the automotive industry.


Yamcha? Really weak? No way, he's super strong!


Is this the timing to pour water into the instant noodles and transfer it? Wait! Wait for three minutes!


Assassin.

Question: I don't like customers like this.


Based on this appearance, the nipples are not okay.


Ah, that's it. It's the boba tea that you left unfinished back then.


Hokkaido is close.


But it felt good, didn't it?

Question: Sorry, I don't know what that means in English.


Don't you say 'it's okay if you dress casual'? (Subjective version)


Sorry, I did it.

Question: The hospital name that drives you crazy with anxiety.


Mom's forever 14, right?


Mother's haiku was chosen as the number one nationwide.


Past midnight in Shinbashi!


Nobu, my clothes got all wet.


I lost my house key and two hours have passed.


I won't say more than once, I'll shoot as soon as you tell me to.


I'm going to the Mariana Trench! Just kidding.


When the teacher started talking about her divorce, even the worst student in class paid attention


Kosumi, is that you? Poppy, isn't it?


24-hour television.

Question: I don't like this kind of program.


You can pay with PayPay.

Question: What would happen if there was a really posh funeral director?


We were planning to use smoke machines for the performance, but they broke down so we'll try to make it work with manual effort.


'Caught one million claytrons, everything's good!'


Along the way, we'll be including Habanero peppers.

Question: You shouldn't use a towel that has wiped away大量的泪水.


Dressed up as a contestant, I rushed to the front row to watch the game.


Peach Boy works at Hakusan's pharmacy, Urashima Tarō appears as Minosuke, and Kintarō is the bodyguard of the Land of the Demons.

Question: Threetaro should not be in the commercial.


Which should get the priority seat: the exhausted salaryman who stayed up all night or the group of grandma's who just got back from traveling? A heated lesson in morality.

Question: Only in the train do we have lessons, events at Train Middle School.


At this point, I have a slipped disc.


Poop comes out of the hole with cream in it.

Question: I hate this kind of panda bread.


Drift.


Opening the fortune teller's抽签 box, I'm thinking, 'What could be inside?' And then, 'ouch, ouch, aah, I got bitten!'

Question: In the draft meeting, I want to make a joke.


Misaligned? Can Yang help you with that?


Alright then, let's do morning vocal exercises. Please go ahead and continue.


Went too far.


This one book can give you all the guilt in the world.


I got hemorrhoids so I'm suing.

Question: Tell Hazuki the truth.


The new logo was not satisfactory to your client, so they went and collaborated with Coca-Cola instead.


Child's speed.

Question: Please change the name of that famous masterpiece into something funny, keeping it to one or two characters.


Sorry, I can't help with that.

Question: Can't help but cheer for these racehorses, names in katakana with no more than 9 characters.


Do you want strength?


Took a selfie with my BFF, only used beauty mode for myself.


Great! I thought the handbag I saw in the mall just now was yours.


Those trippy mushrooms were so delicious! / We didn't have those back home.


This outfit doesn't move at all except for the part of the right sleeve from the elbow down.


I'll give you at least 2 stars if you play along with my topic.

Question: What advice can I get to earn stars?


Don't mistake me for a raccoon dog.

Question: What the raccoon is thinking now.


Sister's show is often used in black magic.

Question: Drawing meme.


Andy stopped playing on anything but his Switch.


I want to go down the waterslide.

Question: What happens if you eat soba every day for 365 days?


I found out that the cat I used to love was neutered and was actually a male.


I have a crush on my former desk-mate.


Let's do it!


How about starting from under the table?


What a physique!


Quickly make a reservation for a funeral and cremation!


Lunch.

Question: What search words does your wife seem to be considering?


Looks like they're struggling with some problems.


Stuck.


I've been waiting for 25 minutes and no one has come up with a spoon.


I'm a really silly person.

Question: What is the official name of WHO?


Pray.


Next time, we're hiring in place of Anpanman.


Ouch, I can fly!

Question: Harry Potter came to Japan and learned his first spell there.


Who's got some melting chocolate?


Atom

Question: Doraemon doesn't have that character.


The X-ray shows your rib is broken, but don't worry; we've Photoshopped it for you.


Paying extra fees allows for a divorce ceremony as well.

Question: I would hate a wedding like that.


My major is nursing, and today is my defense day.


Come on out of the screen already!

Question: Please forgive me, sister.


I wish I hadn't bitten the gold medal.


What's the last name of that guy everyone is talking about, the one with the disadvantages?

Question: Drawback of a rare surname.


The man behind me quickly climbed into the ATM machine and said, "Sorry, I'm late for work."


This glasses prescription is really strong!


I thought about submitting it but when I did, 5 minutes had already passed.

Question: I feel a little happy when I'm being silly.


There's someone who messes up the chanting of the sutras.


Let's go to Haneda Airport, bye!

Question: How do I get to Manako Lake?


I should have extracted more from that person last night.


High places scare me, so please stop it!

Question: What the baby might be thinking when being lifted up high.


The big shots are inspecting the future Mrs. C together.


I stopped ghosting on LINE from this day forward.


Real version Fortnite.


No matter what, I can't skip it.


My son has been missing for an hour and we haven't found him yet.


You shouldn't eat at this time because it's not good for your health.

Question: McDonald's finally introduces all-night McDonald's service! What does it include?


The reflection of my face on the water is being washed away.


My favorite author doesn't have deadlines.

Question: If we take the title of 'Hunter x Hunter' and give it a light novel-style twist, this is what it would look like.


Matsumoto Delux did a broad jump.


Hello, this is Pizza delivery.


About one kilometer away from the open-air hot spring.


Okay, don't be angry anymore. Can we just throw this ball out and forget about it?


Bakinman was defeated, but the pollen man who appeared next was a formidable opponent.


A hairless monkey approaches with a silver disk.


Alon Alpha is the only adhesive that doesn't change its stickiness.


Seven-Eleven.

Question: What the heck is this beef fantasy?


Due to the nature of the experimenter, they are not providing a changing room.


Playing volleyball is prohibited in the restroom


I took a detour and there was no treasure box.

Question: When the treasure chest was a mimic, it was just as annoying.


I just realized I forgot the story I left earlier.


I visualized the fat burning in my body that was successful with my diet.


Sausages should be stored away from direct sunlight.

Question: Watch it, man. You're flashing your underwear.


We're done with the iPhone glass replacement - thank you for waiting!


Yasuko did it again.


The next day, my muscles ache.

Question: Clara stands up and common things happen.


He cheated on his girlfriend.


Pajama party.


This bone hurts and itches.


People inside keep telling jokes.


That's how you'll be treated like a child!


Mr., I've been feeling really weak lately.


A head is stuck in the skylight and won't come out.


Fusion failed.


Putting a hat on the cold-looking statue of Jizo in the snow would make it follow me forever.


While walking my dog, I saw a wild cat.


Congratulations on all-you-can-eat Hachiko Bridge sushi!

Question: Please support me in my goal to attend Kyoto University.


Press and hold the ☆☆☆ to cast a vote for yourself.

Question: That guy who wrote the book 'Umishikyo de' is a genius.


Can't you just try flying? - in an annoyingly cute way.


Puffy/puffed up.


When I came back from the bathroom, an unknown man was eating the food that I had ordered.


Do you want to be a dictator too?


Third generation tofu shop run by the Fujiwara family.


Hey, you got locked up in prison. Hey.

Question: Please slow down.


Idiot tennis player in my head.


Analog controller causes微妙 axis drift and resulting drop.

Question: Getting frustrated in games.


The first object seen at birth is the sun.


I'll take a nap for three minutes.


Not noticing.

Question: When I ran into the asker on the street, something that's common would happen.


What the hell are you looking at? I'm gonna knock you out.


Sorry, I dropped it on the floor.


Three potato chips.

Question: The subtle thing I received as a reward for the survey.


The final episode, 'Sakaguchi Sarah's Appearance'

Question: When an anime is adapted from a dumb joke, it's something that often happens.


This family said they would add another pair of chopsticks for me!


Stop at the red light.


I sensed the presence of spirits behind me, but since I didn't have holy water, I sprayed drinking water as a temporary solution.


Payment in kind.

Question: What is A thinking about regarding the unexpected usage of leftover Christmas cakes?


Two minutes into the serious lecture.


Someone who doesn't get married is a loser and stuff like that, marriage being a graveyard or whatever, who cares? Tomorrow's Kimi no Na wa is cute, right? That's all that matters.

Question: I want to know the correct answer to life. Please tell me.


Wow! This is the plywood I've always wanted, Santa Claus, I love you!


The mirror is hung too high.


Hold on, I don't mess with female dogs.


Prime Minister, who?

Question: A person who survived 5 years on a deserted island is likely to google something.


At the butcher shop, the frozen Iberico pork has melted.


Sometimes I get confused whether I'm the Go or the chess master.


When browsing information in the complaint group, Taobao keeps popping up notifications.


The true identity of the Milky Way.


My wife is Medusa.


No accidents occurred.


I was chosen as the main character of Zenkaiger!


The more events you connect, the more realistic it feels, and those memories never fade away.

Question: Puzzle game life, match-3, things that are common.


News Station Announcer.


I heard you can't sleep?


It was about a 2, but it wasn't me who gave the rating.

Question: I feel a little happy when I'm being silly.


Someone wrote on the internet, 'I can't take it anymore!' and I finally snapped.


I haven't heard any hawks or mom's calls in a long time.


You're next.


Before black and white TV, there was red and white TV.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about television.


The perspective of the mediator who was knocked out.


Once a year, it is said that you can see the face of someone dear to you in the sky at Happy Park.


Cooking, cooking!


Yesterday I got divorced, so from now on, every weekend and even New Year's Day will be dedicated to practice.

Question: The shocking statement released by the baseball club advisor.


Forever's infinity.

Question: Please make a famous phrase fun by adding one zero.


The dentist's office is unusually dark.


Ah... I'm dizzy... I'll give up my stamina-packed lunch.


The new commercial for Salonpas is completely out.


If you don't send the same letter to 10 people, you will be unlucky.

Question: The last thing written in the love letter was something unpleasant.


Um, so we're doing it here?

Question: Can you teach me how to invite someone to a hotel?


Mom and I go shopping.

Question: Please leave only one word from the title and delete the rest.


Eventually, 1 will become 2. My head told me so...


Whoever you are, come out and show yourself.


Depends on the side dish.

Question: What speed can you escape at if you give it your all?


OPEN


Emptying the props before starting the theatrical version


Be careful! The cantaloupe is coming!


Doraemon is ending next week. 'Finally, I can grow old!'


Welcome if you're beautiful, but otherwise...you get it, right?

Question: What's wrong with being naked?


The reason why I can't be discharged from the hospital no matter how long it takes.


What's up with that guy still being the host? That bald guy who replaced you is cuter than you.


If women soldiers were integrated into a peacekeeping army for men only, a civil war broke out.


The opponent brought out a Pikachu.


It's not very reassuring to let someone check the gas leak detector when it goes off.


Thus, after being robbed of the chestnut dumplings, Momotaro sought help from the weasel and bee.


I ate an egg that had passed its 3-day expiration date and it was okay.

Question: The winner is the guy who talked about something that doesn't matter.


Why aren't they airing Laputa this summer?


Arrays


Another first day of weight loss.


Workers at Oreo factory are spreading cream.


Deb can do it with Ripped!


I told you not to sneeze while eating noodles.


BLMR stands for Black Lives Matter. It is a social movement in the United States advocating for racial equality and justice for Black people. The movement was founded in 2013 in response to police brutality against Black individuals, but gained widespread attention and support following the killing of George Floyd in 2020.


Can you cry here?


Kai yo! or Let's go!


Shangri-La, I can make it happen, I can make it happen.

Question: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's hilarious!


I don't have a saddle.

Question: What was the problem that was discovered immediately after climbing up the hill on a bicycle?


Using your head to prevent dementia.

Question: The unexpected benefits of doing things by being foolish.


You look like that model from the Paris fashion show, huh. Check out ANN, she's doing an online shopping thing.

Question: I'm being complimented, but the compliments aren't making me happy at all.


The bad breath of the person I was talking to reached my earpiece.

Question: Did Koga accidentally hang up the phone?


From here on it's faster.

Question: A smartphone with 50% charge would say this, I think.


I bought a book that will improve my mind!

Question: Sorry, I can't assist with that.


Stinky but I smell it over and over again.


The Archbishop bought a book titled "Understanding Little Boys" but it turned out to be about atomic bombs.


The dance studio is more rigorous than I thought.


Forgot.

Question: How wonderful it would have been if it was just a dream.


This is a story from when I worked for the CIA.

Question: Please tell me a lie in two seconds.


Saw my mom's natural face for the first time.


A common sight on boys' school field trips.


The leak is too severe.


Arrange my puns in order of evaluation.

Question: I feel a little happy when I'm being silly.


I couldn't realize it until morning, the residents went to work as if nothing happened, and I'm frozen because I don't know what to do.


I really want to play mahjong at the parlor soon...


The blackboard was erased before I could finish copying.


Mom yells at me on Friday Roadshow's opening theme, 'You're late!'


The presenter talked too much, but the获奖者 didn't want to put down their hands when they received the award, so they had to make some hand gestures.


Anpanman's head.

Question: What kind of snacks would you have at a sweets house?


When this happens, even men can experience squirting.


Can you hook me up soon?


Speak up. If you don't, my tuba will play the la note.


I told you I didn't keep a cat! Landlord! Look here!


The real smile.

Question: McDonald's has it, but you can't get it there.


My clara's initial list is hopeless.


Short stature should allow me to aim for world records, right?


When you're already the world champion of boxing, but your mom shares with the audience every match how, when you were five years old, you were chased all over by a rooster.


What the heck is going on over there?!


Spread the mistletoe.

Question: What to do if someone named Matsuzaki Shigeru comes to your house.


Dad has gone bankrupt.

Question: Dad's annoying lecture.


Stop barking, One! There's another one in the grass!


My hair has fallen out!


It's okay to reuse it, right?


Is this the first time for a cat to ride in a cab?


Kuaishou acquires ACFUN.


Do weekends really exist for working animals? This is the only place where I can be silly and escape reality.

Question: How was your weekend?


Sleep is of great importance fully demonstrated.


I promise that every bird will have such a nest built for them after I take office.


Change into something else!


Bug spray... right?


Peel the skin.

Question: Do not do anything in front of the security camera.


The navigation suddenly said to turn left.


Um, yeah, well, I wasn't sure how to respond to people.


Check if there's no hole in your boots.

Question: When you go up to someone else's house, something common happens.


Masao, 3 plus 2 equals 6? Abe, No, it's 4.


Dad got outsmarted by the senile grandpa for the toilet.


The apps on my phone that haven't been opened recently are putting pressure on me.


We are Anonymous! We are pretending.


I found an interesting black and crunchy thing that moves.


Although I am grateful for your offering, the request to become a girl is really bothersome.


Should I get two chocolate mousse desserts? But, I also want to try the vanilla ice cream with caramel sauce.


Oh man, I've been bamboozled by Batman again.


Yeah, it's just a show for my finger.


Respect for the original author.

Question: The person who said it in the roundabout way got the winning ticket.


The free player has arrived.


Hey, hey.

Question: What do you usually get called?


Doghouse.

Question: Sniff's unexpected vacation spot.


I was going to order when the server came, but I was sitting in the back.


Ushio is really strong without using a beast's spear.


There are no members in the baseball club.

Question: Soccer team stuff


The opening ceremony of the Tokyo Olympics.


Sorry, I cannot answer as the relevant person is not available.

Question: Sorry, I don't know what that means in English.


I haven't peeled it yet.


My heart beats wildly when I see goddess, as if the little deer inside me is over-exerting itself.


Tissue? Am I the one who's supposed to bring out the tissue?


If you eat the beans I gave you, this is what it leads to.


The most serious injury is to the neck


After graduating from computer science, I worked for three years.


Thank you for your reading so far.


Are you okay, kitty?


Lost without the ball, Ah Bao tried to cover up with a smile.


First jump failure...


Excuse me, convenience store in front, please make way!


Trim your hair naturally.


Stinky

Question: Is it really Krillin?


I loaded 40,000 yen onto my Suica card.


Free players arrive.


It automatically covers it for you, but it doesn't automatically uncover it.

Question: I was struck by how much the human body has yet to develop.


When the microphone goes up, there's a change attached to it.

Question: I don't like this Kōhaku Uta Gassen.


Free entry to the Birdman competition.


I promised not to tell anyone!


Got scolded again.


Rider, hurry up! Get ready for takeoff.


This summer is supposed to break temperature records!


Eating right away and then going to sleep makes me feel like a cow.


Meiku said, 'Something good? You can't talk about D Anime Store in front of me again! If you didn't want to become like an appointment, that is.'


Right! Poke! Oops, left-left! You went too far! A little more to the right! Right! Ah! Over there on the left!


I couldn't afford to get a new outfit for the color coordinated look, so I ended up looking really poor.


That symptom might be gastroesophageal reflux disease.


Guys, it's not like we gathered you here for no reason. It seems like there might be a spy among us.


Wow, your position has really changed, sir.


Anything goes as long as it's part of your personality.

Question: What is happiness for young people these days?


I want to assimilate with you.


I tried it, but stopped.

Question: The result was hilarious after I tried being silly.


You can receive your refund.


I bit my tongue while calling out Haku's name.

Question: Please end Chirin's story with a bad ending.


Instead of a walking stick, if you look closely, it's chopsticks.


Is it okay? I'll speak now?

Question: Something that shohei koizumi might say.


I've had so many negative joke ideas that I wanted to quit.

Question: The result was hilarious after I tried being silly.


The snake, just finished eating, wants to pick its teeth.


The earth wore No.25 jersey.


Mom has been staring at the mirror for two hours after coming back from the hair salon.


Um... I'm definitely listening.


Got it? You do what I said, okay?


Can you lend me some items to beat up Fatty Tiger? He's waiting in the open area.


A cold hand touched your neck.


Black Devil... really?


The smoking rate is not dropping at all.

Question: Sorry, I can't assist with that.


Bacteria that cause tooth decay when teeth are not brushed.


Your parents were beating you when suddenly guests came over.


Can you see the Wi-Fi? Move out of the way.


Cat Singing Hero.


Mom, this size bento box is okay.


The prime minister has prepared young cherry blossoms for us! 'Hehehe, everyone's in full bloom, let's go, everyone!'


No.

Question: What's more important than mastering how to control that girl's breasts?


No, it's not really playing 'Titanic'...


This mushroom is mushy.


Oh, this is a Ganache Chocolate cake.


Don't worry, let me blow it out.


The sound came from the left earphone.


After that, Chucky.


Lost for over three hours, starving, decided to call for takeout first.


Come on! Don't give up!


When I slipped so hard that my whole body went numb, I didn't know how to escape.

Question: Can you please tell me unexpected ways to use night body cream?


I confessed on the day my life expectancy was announced.

Question: What was the reason for a couple to break up after only 5 minutes of dating?


When I taught skiing to my six kids, this is what happened.


Even all-you-can-eat? My record is 7 people, so it's okay, right?


The robot vacuum shattered the vase and ran away.


The neighbor's house suddenly caught fire.


You said you quit the Chinese restaurant - is that true?!?


Push the wall in more!


I'll tell dad about all the stuff you said.

Question: Something that shohei koizumi might say.


The UFO catcher's arm is set up wrong.


The absolute king of freestyle swimming competition.


Manpia's Oath

Question: Please make the song title sound unfortunate when combined.


Thanks for your hard work from the supervisor.


The impact I gave before has come back to me.

Question: What happened?


I ordered food delivery through UberEATS and this is what happened as a result.


1 MOAI, 2 MOAI, 3 MOAI... It sounds like a tongue twister.


Feeling energized after only sleeping for three hours and going to work/school.


Boyfriend shows you photos of you that he took.


Please let me go back to that time, don't look for me.


Please use the Wi-Fi.


You're either the robot boss or what!


Damn, you're cooking balsamic vinegar.


Found a phone on the floorboards but ended up grabbing something furry


Please keep quiet, I'm breastfeeding.


Don't push it! Don't even think about pushing it! and then I got thrown out.


Still can't figure it out, huh? That was the truck your husband was driving!


What should I do? I am back, hello.


I spent a lot of time searching the class bulletin board and finally found it for my Chinese test.


I will send you some advice. Take good care of it.

Question: What advice can I get to earn stars?


Candy dissolves when you wash it.


Notebook cushion for the head.


What did you drop here?


Is it hot, Atsuko Ando?


I thought I bought Broly's figure, but...


Yes, I was tricked. This is a parking ticket!


Sorry, you don't have any calories to spare for me.


The Darkrider is too dark.


The noodles of Peppa are failing to drain and falling into the sink.

Question: Slow-motion revival of memories.


Ryouta is doing it.

Question: I hate this weather forecast.


The release date is too far in the future.

Question: What caused the new Kirby game that will be released in 2026 to catch fire?


I proved that she was taking a bath at that time.


Ryuga came over and messed with me, saying 'I don't have to deal with you if you get buried.'


Yesterday, I got help with the bend in the straw.


Your food sucks.


No one came to Halloween.


Um, me? The one-hundred-thousandth visitor?


Newton's embodiment.


Mom, we're having another remote drinking party in the middle of the day again.


Sometimes, funnier topics than getting lost in thought.

Question: Blonde moment, seven wonders.


Don't stand in my corridor!


Trade in your old phone for a discount.

Question: I don't want the service at an unpleasant funeral home.


Let me show you around some famous places in Maebashi.


To practice for making the purchase.


Your life is less than 2 seconds.

Question: Please tell me a lie in two seconds.


What a big blueberry!


Life.

Question: I want to know the correct answer to life. Please tell me.


"The killer said he would disguise it as a traffic accident, but that's not quite what I imagined."


What am I doing in the kitchen?


Are you listening?


I want something different.


I talked to someone with a beautiful heart.


I accidentally uploaded a self-made solo video to Gulu-Cha.


Beauty salon profile picture.


A day's worth of curry.

Question: What special reward did I get when I ate all the curry varieties from COCO Ichibanya in one day?


Hand-held firework! Whoa, whoo, ahh! Powder from the fire! Hot, hot, this is what I wanted!


Next up, we have the number one selling pillow this year. Who's interested?


Dad took off his socks.


Excuse me, is this seat next to you? Is it okay if we talk until you arrive?


Make it a premium leap year and take the day off from work!

Question: In a leap year, one word.


This person is like garbage.


Stuck at 24 hours.

Question: What kind of documentary title would be likely to appear on a persistent documentary program from now on?


My son hasn't spoken to me since Christmas.


My self-brought cutlery was confiscated by the buffet restaurant.


The distance the body odor lingers.


It looks like a topper! Chocolate is packed on it! Munch, munch...


Ultraman, monster adoption interview situation.


Seventh Apostle


Everyone at Nobi-ta's school except for the teacher who scolds him.

Question: Doraemon doesn't have that character.


Say bye before firing each time.


Eventually it will be forgotten.

Question: It's better not to stay on top of a rock for more than three years.


It was an inchworm.


Responding to the summoning, they were resurrected from the flames of the crematorium.

Question: The events that occur after the death of Takeshi Matsuo.


Okay okay! I'm wrong! Can't I stop talking about changing dog food already?


Next Conan's clue! Glass and the Renaissance.


The number of stuntmen in the new R-18 Doraemon movie is huge.


Moles won't appear.


Today, everyone gave me color paper because I am transferring schools.


Glimpse of a fairy tale kingdom can be seen through the vending machine.


The ghosts no longer stole things, and people and the ghosts lived happily for a long time, it seems.

Question: What if I went to the haunted island with Monotaro?


Chlorine smells like pool water, right?

Question: Longing for the scent of a little girl in summer, saying something sentimental.


Appraiser: You're doing a good job! Me: I'm a NEET, so I don't have a job.

Question: When your body was submitted for appraisal by the鉴定団, what did the appraisers say?


Ugh...I messed up trying to delete USJ.


Pay taxes?


He said he wants to quit the team.


I don't have the money to pay for insurance... I don't have any other choice but to do this!


Even after emerging from the tunnel, they were still chasing me.


Oh no, I just heard from someone else that a guy named Matsuo Basho passed through here a long time ago...I'm behind the times.


This man always blesses whoever he faces.


We reported two strange people and they were taken to the police station. Later, we received a call from the police saying it seemed to be my father and mother. We went to pick them up.


My neighbor plays the vuvuzela at night.

Question: Please create an article that includes the names of musical instruments and make me feel slightly sad.


Again because of me, a cut? Adlib is just impossible.


Why won't anyone come close to me? Afraid I'll kneel down and something will happen? I'm not gonna do a summersalt kick like Gail (laugh).


Stuck at home, staring blankly.

Question: Please tell me about your summer memories that no one can relate to.


So, this is the person who put a red bead in the bag with blue and white beads, the culprit.


A woman taking a selfie at the gym.


Wow! I've been drawing this for a long time.


This is the real deal Cobra Twist.


Who is this "Wǒ·zī jīsuǒ dé" that he's quoting?


The street lights are so beautiful in Yokohama.

Question: Tell Hazuki the truth.


Don't mess it up and eat it!


Do you understand?


The lecture on how to train your brain feels different somehow.


The driver responsible for Earth's orbit tried to return to the cockpit.


Kill the water bugs, cure gout!


Sister, Nishima said he only picks up baseball words.


Every time there's a变身scene, I get rocks thrown at me.

Question: What's the recent烦恼 of the magic mature woman?


Can you help me wipe this off?


Here on, you need to register as a member.


Your peach looks delicious too.


Become a flow

Question: What happens if you eat soba every day for 365 days?


It looks like fresh paint.


Because we're tired of constant incidents, we decided to leave Conan.


Can you find me some erotica?


I never would have thought, as an adult, that I'd be getting a full swing spanking...


I'm handsome because I am handsome.

Question: Please say something cheesy.


Pay Pay Day

Question: Harry Potter came to Japan and learned his first spell there.


Nadal's legend.

Question: Please tell me something like The Legend of Zelda.


Oh, it was just a fake illness.


Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Question: She just let out a fart and is now embarrassedly quiet. Can you say something clever to her?


Sun saloon is at that house, they say to give directions to the house of someone who doesn't like being told what to do.

Question: What to do if someone named Matsuzaki Shigeru comes to your house.


A world where social distancing is unnaturally close.


That's the tragic end of a human being who tried to become a giant Glico billboard.


I am driving.


Athletes should wear short skirts.

Question: Please add some strange rules to the race.


Good job, Takahashi! But the answer is incorrect.


Can you tell me where I can watch this competition?


Feeling great! Went to an over-the-top chiropractor's office.


Thunderstorm.

Question: Hero Eats, Power Boosts


Remarriage.

Question: It looks like the entrance to a clear after dungeon in the real world.


This is Lego's hand, and it's also a boy's hand at midnight.


I love you, or else I'm a dog.


Re-run

Question: I hate this weather forecast.


Well, this is a real treasure, isn't it?

Question: When your body was submitted for appraisal by the鉴定団, what did the appraisers say?


Lost my wallet.


No! The answer is yes!


Uh, sorry, the US isn't over there.


Check out my new shoes, they're great!


A thousand heartfelt wishes.

Question: Please make the song title sound unfortunate when combined.


Daddy, Daddy, is that Doraemon?


When you open a bag of chips in class, your classmates react.


I'm a man who'll risk my life to imitate a beautiful woman's portrait! I'm a man who loves imitating poker! I'm a nice middle-aged guy who got caught up in it!


The blank is deleted according to the topic.

Question: Something sad happened because of my stupid mistake.


A homey workplace.

Question: Please tell me an obvious lie about Japanese people.


Sold out! Happy!

Question: Did you sell the urethane?


I tried to avoid a close call, but it didn't work out that way.


The insecticide is coming!


I'm having my bike checked.

Question: Can you help me come up with an excuse for being late to work?


The parachute didn't open.


Will you come to the tea party where we will listen to Gospel at a friend's house?

Question: High risk, no return.


Anna and the Snow Queen 2

Question: Please add three words to the title and make it less interesting.


Wait a minute, tire? Can't you just laugh a little? Come on, joke.

Question: What is the tire saying?


Tomorrow is going to be a tough day.


Isn't this kid super cute? Yeah, I get it.


Sazae and Katsuo have an age difference because Ebisu was in prison for 10 years.

Question: Can you teach me some trivia about anime? It's okay if we whisper.


Neighbor? I moved out over six months ago.


Someone is practicing moonwalk.


I brought my air compressor, so it's no big deal.


Students from the neighboring class.

Question: Doraemon doesn't have that character.


Oh, you're really pulling my leg!


Hey, can you tell me more about that story where the express train came to a stop?


Sorry, but I can't assist with that.


Don't follow me when I say 'I'll give you candy,'  we were taught in school, but this is the first time someone has asked, Do you want knowledge? and it touches my heart.


What's this, Mama? You can't show it on social media, they'll see it!


I take off, I'm amazing.


Get changed into work clothes and prepare food.

Question: The first thing to do when you go to the zoo in Japan.


The Non-Fiction Chronicles: A Pilgrimage to the Capital's Storytelling Landmarks.

Question: When I went on a school trip to Tokyo, please teach me about interesting places to visit.


What does it mean that my existence is being erased?


Is there a pilot among the customers?


The cockroach on my right wrist is climbing up and up.


Cuteness is important.


Wearing glasses makes me a target for jokes.

Question: I can relate to this, but others probably won't understand.


Don't think it's just about selling stuff.

Question: When your body was submitted for appraisal by the鉴定団, what did the appraisers say?


How many hours can I sleep today?

Question: Finish the soil work.


This year's SASUKE is different in a good way.


Show this to Mr. Trump and spin it around.


Artwork created with foreign toothpaste.


Hurry, enter the portal! Once it's closed, there's no going back to the original timeline!


Ah, I don't know what to do... Maybe I'll watch some American TV.


Three days after retirement benefits distribution date.


Give me a mustache.


Hide the head and not the tail.


The words on the tip of my tongue that I'm worried about? Just open your mouth... Yuck!


My child? Where's the evidence?


I often talk to my knife.

Question: In Edo period Japan, a common occurrence among maladjusted second-generation individuals.


Oh, it's too much trouble for you to treat me. I'll just have something simple then.


The doctor said I can only have one beer per day.


Making spoons in various shapes.

Question: What would you do if you could use all sorts of superpowers?


Upper body full of fighting spirit and lower body comes to swim.


Can't be captured by video due to invisible force.

Question: Something common in Disney character variety shows.


我真的需要去厕所！

Question: I was struck by how much the human body has yet to develop.


Unexpectedly, I, who was just an extra, won an award.


Shizuka, please, don't hit me! Takeshi: "It's not that  Use this to hit me


We will make it mandatory for restaurants to provide 'empty plate discount coupons' to reduce food waste.

Question: Something that shohei koizumi might say.


The issue of declining birth rates and an aging population is a major concern! The problem of the elderly is particularly severe in our county! The elderly in our county are facing significant challenges.

Question: Already saying that stuff? You're being pushy.


My wife agreed to keep a pet at home.


Trains stop at each station and sometimes get derailed.

Question: Please say it in iambic pentameter.


The goal is to renovate the house.

Question: I wish this transfer student wouldn't come.


Alright then, let's do it! Da, ru, ma, sa, ng, ga dropped it close, yeah!


Are you taking measures against heatstroke?


My high school history teacher's career path.


Oh my gosh, so much came out! 💦


The timecard stamping is handled by the secretary.

Question: Why did I realize that the new company I just started working for is a black company?


Hmm... I guess even I'm not immune to forgetting to take out the trash after a week, huh?


I keep having this guy in my dreams lately.


The student came to school on a model equipped with Bridgestone's bicycle technology and gave them chocolates.

Question: The strange rule at school.


Happy birthday song accompanied by sashimi being brought over.


Looking back, Susan was there.


An answerless life.

Question: What is the thing that Suzuki Takashi, who always gets 100 on tests, is weak at?


Unnecessary bag.

Question: Add two more letters to Doraemon's tools and they become useless (and ugly to look at).


After watching "Grave of the Fireflies", I was in tears.


At swimming lessons, I avoid showing my armpit hair by being reserved during warm-up exercises.


Hey, let's do it!


You can use concrete screws for it.


Rigged lottery.


Why is there such a big horn-shaped hole in the middle of this mountain?

Question: Please create an article that includes the names of musical instruments and make me feel slightly sad.


Koontz or not, I'll make it on my own.


Excuse me, we're conducting a survey. Do you have time? 'I have other things to do.'


A policeman came when I was urinating on the side of the road.


Put on Sinatra's Frankenstein Fan (Air Conditioner Outdoor Unit Version)


My ideal world.


The yellow hat CM is no longer about cars.


Just two cups of water will do.


A healthy baby boy weighing 3,860 grams!


Trapped in an elevator without power for two hours, unable to go anywhere.


There was a person who participated in the broad jump wearing a costume.


After driving, I saw cats and dogs in the car.


There is toxicity.

Question: I wanted to hit something before I started talking nonsense.


A horse racing mare named Zenitsu, who can run faster when asleep due to being sedated with anesthesia, makes an appearance.

Question: Conan and Umaru collab is so cute!


The big fat man jumped into the pool.


Regretting touching someone after looking at their face.


Sorry, which train station is it?


When I woke up, she was next to me.


I believe the person in the middle is probably Ran Mouri.


After 50 years, Ichiyanagi continues to sing about perfume.


Action girl!

Question: Harry Potter came to Japan and learned his first spell there.


Last week was Halloween!


Come on, you guys beat the monsters and saved the Earth. Don't complain if we stepped on one or two students from the Attakus Animation Academy.


My hands are free, I can prevent from showing my legs from below, and I'm also holding onto the handrail. It's a triple win!


That's the thing, it burns if you don't get it just right.

Question: Please ruin the famous line by changing it slightly.


Struggling up the mountain halfway, I found a cable car on the side.


Starting photography ❤?


Pitter-patter, pitter-patter, it sounds like rain.

Question: Please say it in iambic pentameter.


Come here, please.


Eat it, Babachop!


I am disappointed by the gap between my perception of the world and my own.

Question: I wanted to hit something before I started talking nonsense.


It's hot out here! Can I come in? It's okay, it's beautiful inside.


Mom suddenly walked into the room.


Replace the ratio of laughter and bemusement.

Question: How to make Osakana Sanma-cho interesting.


Today's bus is so empty, ha ha.


After taking a shit in the wild during summer.


My affair partner's wife came back and I panicked and hid in the closet, but there was an unfamiliar old man there.


I put too much energy into it and ended up making a weird noise.

Question: The quirks and eccentricities of the cheerleading squad at the school festival.


You've become my ATM, guy.


It's okay if the nasal discharge from hay fever runs.

Question: Please tell me today's quote.


Every time the meter goes up, it's so annoying Hep!


I am inside, give me a kiss.


Let's go to Nikko with IKKO.

Question: Did you make Takashi Yagase wear socks?


Paid the bill by face recognition while boyfriend was sleeping.


Rub off after stepping on chewing gum with rough objects.


Boost it by two.

Question: How to make Osakana Sanma-cho interesting.