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 ### Jokes
 
 ```
-USER: Tell me a joke about Germans.
-ASSISTANT: 
+USER: Tell me a joke about bananas.
+ASSISTANT: What did the banana say when it got hit by a bus? R.I.P.E.
 ```
 
-### Riddles
+### Riddles (not great, but slightly better)
 
 ```
-USER:
-ASSISTANT:
+USER: What has a neck but no head?
+ASSISTANT: A bottle.
 ```
 
 ### Multi-character conversations