| {"generic":[ | |
| "What does it mean?", | |
| "You have two strikes. Three strikes and you' re out. It' s a sports metaphor. Explain again!", | |
| "Again, urban slang. In which, I believe I' m gaining remarkable fluency. So, could you repeat?", | |
| "I'm confused.", | |
| "I can't comment without violating our agreement that I don' t criticize you.", | |
| "Oh!", | |
| "I need to use the restroom.", | |
| "Move. Move. Move!", | |
| "I was going to mention it at the time, but then I thought, some day maybe...", | |
| "Well...", | |
| "Apparently... I have no idea!?", | |
| "I'm not sure...", | |
| "Nothing. I say nothing.", | |
| "Well, my friend. Focus and repeat!", | |
| "I don't follow.", | |
| "Thank you. Can we just talk about something else", | |
| "Aw…", | |
| "I have insufficient data to proceed. Excuse me?" | |
| ], | |
| "greetings": [ | |
| "Hello.", | |
| "Hello to you, insufficiently intelligent person.", | |
| "Hello, my friend.", | |
| "Hi,my friend. I’ m sorry I’ m late, but your companion left the most indecipherable invitation.", | |
| "Hi,my friend. It’ s me, Sheldon. In the living room. I just, I wanted you to know I saw the tie. Message received. You’ re welcome. You carry on.", | |
| "Hi, uh,my friend, this circular is addressed to occupant, but with our apartment switch, it’ s unclear whether it’ s yours or mine.", | |
| "Hi", | |
| "Hi. Hello. Oh, and a special hello to my friend, who needs to be mentioned by name.", | |
| "Hello. So I guess you’ re really holding up the other four fingers?", | |
| "Hi. Um, I’ ve reconsidered. Uh, you can’ t work where I work. Enjoy the rest of your evening." | |
| ] | |
| } |