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{ |
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"id": 0, |
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"dialogue": "Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm?", |
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"summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 1, |
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"dialogue": "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.", |
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"summary": "She gave me a hug immediately." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 2, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
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"summary": "An impasta." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 3, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
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"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 4, |
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"dialogue": "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.", |
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"summary": "It's impossible to put down!" |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 5, |
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"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", |
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"summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 6, |
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"dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", |
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"summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 7, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", |
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"summary": "Nacho cheese." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 8, |
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"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
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"summary": "It was two-tired." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 9, |
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"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
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"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 10, |
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"dialogue": "Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?", |
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"summary": "Because then they'd be bagels." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 11, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
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"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 12, |
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"dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", |
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"summary": "You planet." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 13, |
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"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
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"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 14, |
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"dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", |
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"summary": "Spoiled milk." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 15, |
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"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
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"summary": "A carrot." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 16, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
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"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 17, |
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"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
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"summary": "Igloos it together." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 18, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
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"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 19, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", |
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"summary": "A thesaurus." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 20, |
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"dialogue": "What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s least favorite room in the house?", |
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"summary": "The living room." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 21, |
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"dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", |
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"summary": "Because they use honeycombs." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 22, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
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"summary": "An investigator." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 23, |
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"dialogue": "What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?", |
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"summary": "Pop." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 24, |
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"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
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"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 25, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
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"summary": "An impasta." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 26, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
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"summary": "It was two-tired." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 27, |
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"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
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"summary": "Put a little boogie in it." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 28, |
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"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
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"summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 29, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", |
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"summary": "It got mugged." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 30, |
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"dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", |
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"summary": "A stick." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 31, |
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"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
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"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 32, |
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"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
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"summary": "A cornfield." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 33, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
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"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 34, |
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"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", |
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"summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 35, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
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"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 36, |
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"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", |
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"summary": "Frostbite." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 37, |
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"dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", |
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"summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 38, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
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"summary": "A gummy bear." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 39, |
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"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
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"summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 40, |
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"dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", |
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"summary": "You boil the hell out of it." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 41, |
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"dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", |
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"summary": "Because they make up everything." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 42, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", |
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"summary": "Fsh." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 43, |
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"dialogue": "Why can\u2019t you give Elsa a balloon?", |
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"summary": "Because she will let it go." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 44, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", |
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"summary": "An irrelephant." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 45, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
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"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 46, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
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"summary": "Roberto." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 47, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
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"summary": "Because it was framed." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 48, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call cheese by itself?", |
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"summary": "Provolone." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 49, |
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"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
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"summary": "Supplies!" |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 50, |
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"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", |
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"summary": "Frostbite." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 51, |
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"dialogue": "Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
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"summary": "It was two tired." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 52, |
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"dialogue": "What did one toilet say to the other?", |
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"summary": "You look a bit flushed." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 53, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", |
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"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 54, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won\u2019t come back?", |
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"summary": "A stick." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 55, |
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"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons go to scary movies?", |
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"summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 56, |
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"dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", |
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"summary": "Ten tickles." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 57, |
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"dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
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"summary": "A carrot." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 58, |
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"dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sounds like a bell?", |
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"summary": "Dung." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 59, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?", |
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"summary": "He wanted to see time fly." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 60, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", |
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"summary": "A labracadabrador." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 61, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
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"summary": "A meowtain." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 62, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", |
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"summary": "It was two-tired." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 63, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
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"summary": "An impasta." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 64, |
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"dialogue": "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?", |
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"summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 65, |
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"dialogue": "What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?", |
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"summary": "Yellow!" |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 66, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", |
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"summary": "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 67, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", |
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"summary": "A satisfactory." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 68, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
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"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 69, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call an astronaut\u2019s favorite place on a computer?", |
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"summary": "The space bar." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 70, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", |
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"summary": "Because he got a hole in one." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 71, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made of watches?", |
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"summary": "A waist of time." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 72, |
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"dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", |
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"summary": "Look for fresh prints." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 73, |
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"dialogue": "Why can\u2019t a nose be 12 inches long?", |
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"summary": "Because then it would be a foot." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 74, |
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"dialogue": "What has teeth but can\u2019t bite?", |
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"summary": "A comb." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 75, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", |
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"summary": "A labracadabrador." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 76, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
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"summary": "Because it was two-tired." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 77, |
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"dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", |
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"summary": "Dam." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 78, |
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"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", |
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"summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 79, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", |
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"summary": "Nacho cheese." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 80, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", |
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"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 81, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
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"summary": "An investigator." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 82, |
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"dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sticky?", |
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"summary": "A stick." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 83, |
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"dialogue": "What happens to a frog\u2019s car when it breaks down?", |
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"summary": "It gets toad away." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 84, |
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"dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", |
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"summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 85, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman on a hot day?", |
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"summary": "Puddle." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 86, |
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"dialogue": "What did one elevator say to the other elevator?", |
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"summary": "I think I'm coming down with something!" |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 87, |
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"dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", |
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"summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 88, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", |
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"summary": "A thesaurus." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 89, |
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"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
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"summary": "Igloos it together." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 90, |
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"dialogue": "What do you give a sick bird?", |
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"summary": "Tweetment." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 91, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", |
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"summary": "Because it felt crummy." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 92, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", |
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"summary": "B." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 93, |
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"dialogue": "What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s least favorite room?", |
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"summary": "The living room." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 94, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
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"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 95, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", |
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"summary": "A cat-astrophe." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 96, |
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"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", |
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"summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 97, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
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"summary": "A bulldozer." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 98, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
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"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 99, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", |
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"summary": "A meowntain." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 100, |
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"dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", |
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"summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 101, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
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"summary": "An impasta." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 102, |
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"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
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"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 103, |
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"dialogue": "What's the best thing about Switzerland?", |
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"summary": "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 104, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", |
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"summary": "An investi-gator." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 105, |
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"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
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"summary": "It was two tired." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 106, |
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"dialogue": "What did one ocean say to the other ocean?", |
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"summary": "Nothing, they just waved." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 107, |
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"dialogue": "Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?", |
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"summary": "Because they're a fungi." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 108, |
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"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", |
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"summary": "Frostbite." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 109, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
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"summary": "A gummy bear." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 110, |
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"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
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"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 111, |
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"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
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"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 112, |
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"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
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"summary": "A cornfield." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 113, |
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"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
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"summary": "Supplies!" |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 114, |
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"dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", |
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"summary": "Because they make up everything." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 115, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the chicken go to the s\u00e9ance?", |
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"summary": "To talk to the other side." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 116, |
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"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
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"summary": "Igloos it together." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 117, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
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"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 118, |
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"dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
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"summary": "A carrot." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 119, |
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"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
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"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 120, |
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"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
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"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 121, |
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"dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", |
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"summary": "A stick." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 122, |
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"dialogue": "What did the 0 say to the 8?", |
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"summary": "Nice belt!" |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 123, |
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"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
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"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 124, |
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"dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", |
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"summary": "Ten-tickles." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 125, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
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"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 126, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", |
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"summary": "It was two-tired." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 127, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
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"summary": "An impasta." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 128, |
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"dialogue": "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?", |
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"summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 129, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic?", |
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"summary": "A labracadabrador." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 130, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
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"summary": "Because it was framed." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 131, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", |
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"summary": "A stick." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 132, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", |
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"summary": "It got mugged." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 133, |
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"dialogue": "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?", |
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"summary": "Snowballs." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 134, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle stand by itself?", |
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"summary": "It was two-tired." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 135, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", |
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"summary": "A waist of time." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 136, |
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"dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", |
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"summary": "Because he was always spotted." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 137, |
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"dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", |
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"summary": "You look for fresh prints." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 138, |
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"dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", |
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"summary": "Because they might peel." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 139, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a computer that sings?", |
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"summary": "A-Dell." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 140, |
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"dialogue": "Why was the broom late?", |
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"summary": "It over swept." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 141, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
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"summary": "A meowtain." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 142, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
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"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 143, |
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"dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", |
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"summary": "Nothing, but it let out a little wine." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 144, |
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"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
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"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 145, |
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"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", |
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"summary": "Frostbite." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 146, |
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"dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", |
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"summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 147, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
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"summary": "Roberto." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 148, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", |
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"summary": "A puddle." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 149, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
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"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 150, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", |
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"summary": "A thesaurus." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 151, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call an illegally parked frog?", |
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"summary": "Toad." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 152, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?", |
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"summary": "Because he wanted to go to high school." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 153, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", |
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"summary": "A king fish." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 154, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
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"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 155, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", |
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"summary": "A satisfactory." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 156, |
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"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
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"summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 157, |
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"dialogue": "What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?", |
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"summary": "Every morning you'll rise and shine!" |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 158, |
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"dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", |
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"summary": "Tooth-hurty." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 159, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", |
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"summary": "A stick." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 160, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
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"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 161, |
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"dialogue": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?", |
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"summary": "A nervous wreck." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 162, |
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"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
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"summary": "A carrot." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 163, |
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"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
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"summary": "Because it was two tired." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 164, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", |
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"summary": "A labracadabrador." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 165, |
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"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
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"summary": "You put a boogie in it." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 166, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the math book look so sad?", |
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"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 167, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", |
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"summary": "Nacho cheese." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 168, |
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"dialogue": "What did one toilet say to the other toilet?", |
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"summary": "You look flushed." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 169, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
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"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 170, |
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"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
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"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 171, |
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"dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", |
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"summary": "A towel." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 172, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
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"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 173, |
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"dialogue": "Why was the belt sent to jail?", |
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"summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 174, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
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"summary": "Roberto." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 175, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
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"summary": "Because it was two-tired." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 176, |
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"dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", |
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"summary": "Dam." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 177, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
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"summary": "A two-knee fish." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 178, |
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"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
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"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 179, |
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"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
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"summary": "Climb up a tree and act like a nut." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 180, |
|
"dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", |
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"summary": "Because she will let it go." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 181, |
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"dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", |
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"summary": "Spoiled milk." |
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}, |
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{ |
|
"id": 182, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", |
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"summary": "Because they make up everything." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 183, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
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}, |
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{ |
|
"id": 184, |
|
"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
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"summary": "Igloos it together." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 185, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 186, |
|
"dialogue": "What has one head, one foot, and four legs?", |
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"summary": "A bed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 187, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", |
|
"summary": "A thesaurus." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 188, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", |
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"summary": "Because it felt crummy." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 189, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 190, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 191, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?", |
|
"summary": "Because they're a fungi." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 192, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", |
|
"summary": "It was two tired." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 193, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", |
|
"summary": "A labracadabrador." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 194, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 195, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made of watches?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 196, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 197, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the zero say to the eight?", |
|
"summary": "Nice belt!" |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 198, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?", |
|
"summary": "To go with the traffic jam." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 199, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", |
|
"summary": "A stick." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 200, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 201, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 202, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "Put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 203, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", |
|
"summary": "It got mugged." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 204, |
|
"dialogue": "What's a computer\u2019s favorite snack?", |
|
"summary": "Computer chips." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 205, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?", |
|
"summary": "An irrelephant." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 206, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the computer cold?", |
|
"summary": "It left its Windows open." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 207, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", |
|
"summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 208, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 209, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", |
|
"summary": "Because every play has a cast." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 210, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", |
|
"summary": "You planet." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 211, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a singing laptop?", |
|
"summary": "A Dell." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 212, |
|
"dialogue": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat?", |
|
"summary": "Because someone is always sitting on the deck." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 213, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?", |
|
"summary": "An orca-stra." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 214, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?", |
|
"summary": "They have no body to go with." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 215, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", |
|
"summary": "Frostbite." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 216, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", |
|
"summary": "You boil the hell out of it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 217, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", |
|
"summary": "Tweethearts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 218, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", |
|
"summary": "Because they are shellfish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 219, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 220, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", |
|
"summary": "Because they use honeycombs." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 221, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an avocado that\u2019s been blessed?", |
|
"summary": "Holy guacamole." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 222, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 223, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
|
"summary": "Supplies!" |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 224, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms anymore?", |
|
"summary": "Because they make up everything." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 225, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", |
|
"summary": "I\u2019ll meet you at the corner." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 226, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 227, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 228, |
|
"dialogue": "What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?", |
|
"summary": "Sneakers." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 229, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the strawberry sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because his parents were in a jam." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 230, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 231, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do bicycles fall over?", |
|
"summary": "Because they are two-tired." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 232, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the ocean say to the beach?", |
|
"summary": "Nothing, it just waved." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 233, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", |
|
"summary": "Because they might peel." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 234, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 235, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a Kleenex dance?", |
|
"summary": "Put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 236, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 237, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the fisherman say to the magician?", |
|
"summary": "Pick a cod, any cod." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 238, |
|
"dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 239, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book always worried?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 240, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", |
|
"summary": "A satisfactory." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 241, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 242, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?", |
|
"summary": "Frostbite." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 243, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 244, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 245, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 246, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", |
|
"summary": "You planet." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 247, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 248, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 249, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 250, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
|
"summary": "It was two tired." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 251, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 252, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?", |
|
"summary": "Because they might peel." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 253, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 254, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 255, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?", |
|
"summary": "Prime mates." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 256, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", |
|
"summary": "Because he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 257, |
|
"dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", |
|
"summary": "A stick." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 258, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", |
|
"summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 259, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 260, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do bees hum?", |
|
"summary": "Because they don't know the words." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 261, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 262, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", |
|
"summary": "Nacho cheese." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 263, |
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"dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", |
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"summary": "Because he was always spotted." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 264, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", |
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"summary": "Fsh." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 265, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
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"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 266, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
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"summary": "A waist of time." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 267, |
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"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
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"summary": "Igloos it together." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 268, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
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"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 269, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
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"summary": "Roberto." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 270, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
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"summary": "It was two-tired." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 271, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
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"summary": "A meowtain." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 272, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", |
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"summary": "It got mugged." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 273, |
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"dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", |
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"summary": "Nothing, it just let out a little wine." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 274, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the can crusher quit his job?", |
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"summary": "Because it was soda pressing." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 275, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", |
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"summary": "A labracadabrador." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 276, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
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"summary": "Because it was framed." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 277, |
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"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", |
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"summary": "Frostbite." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 278, |
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"dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", |
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"summary": "Tooth-hurty." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 279, |
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"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
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"summary": "Because it was two tired." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 280, |
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"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
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"summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 281, |
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"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
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"summary": "Put a little boogie in it." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 282, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", |
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"summary": "Because of all its problems." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 283, |
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"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
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"summary": "Supplies!" |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 284, |
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"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", |
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"summary": "Because they make up everything." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 285, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", |
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"summary": "B." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 286, |
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"dialogue": "Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?", |
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"summary": "Because the 'P' is silent." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 287, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", |
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"summary": "An irrelephant." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 288, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
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"summary": "Because it was two-tired." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 289, |
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"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", |
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"summary": "Frostbite." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 290, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
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"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 291, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", |
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"summary": "A king fish." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 292, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
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"summary": "Because it was framed." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 293, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", |
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"summary": "A stick." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 294, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", |
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"summary": "It got mugged." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 295, |
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"dialogue": "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?", |
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"summary": "Snowballs." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 296, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle stand by itself?", |
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"summary": "It was two-tired." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 297, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", |
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"summary": "A waist of time." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 298, |
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"dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", |
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"summary": "Because he was always spotted." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 299, |
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"dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", |
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"summary": "You look for fresh prints." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 300, |
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"dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", |
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"summary": "Because they might peel." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 301, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a computer that sings?", |
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"summary": "A-Dell." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 302, |
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"dialogue": "Why was the broom late?", |
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"summary": "It over swept." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 303, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
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"summary": "A meowtain." |
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}, |
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{ |
|
"id": 304, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
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"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 305, |
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"dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", |
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"summary": "Nothing, but it let out a little wine." |
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}, |
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{ |
|
"id": 306, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
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"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 307, |
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"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", |
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"summary": "Frostbite." |
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}, |
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{ |
|
"id": 308, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", |
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"summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 309, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
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"summary": "Roberto." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 310, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", |
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"summary": "A puddle." |
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}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 311, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 312, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", |
|
"summary": "A thesaurus." |
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}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 313, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an illegally parked frog?", |
|
"summary": "Toad." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 314, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?", |
|
"summary": "Because he wanted to go to high school." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 315, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", |
|
"summary": "A king fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 316, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 317, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", |
|
"summary": "A satisfactory." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 318, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 319, |
|
"dialogue": "What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?", |
|
"summary": "Every morning you'll rise and shine!" |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 320, |
|
"dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", |
|
"summary": "Tooth-hurty." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 321, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", |
|
"summary": "A stick." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 322, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 323, |
|
"dialogue": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?", |
|
"summary": "A nervous wreck." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 324, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 325, |
|
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was two tired." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 326, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", |
|
"summary": "A labracadabrador." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 327, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 328, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 329, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a magician who loses his magic?", |
|
"summary": "Ian." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 330, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters share their pearls?", |
|
"summary": "Because they\u2019re shellfish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 331, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 332, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?", |
|
"summary": "Between us, something smells." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 333, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", |
|
"summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 334, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 335, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 336, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", |
|
"summary": "Because they use honey combs." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 337, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 338, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 339, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", |
|
"summary": "Spoiled milk." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 340, |
|
"dialogue": "Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was two tired." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 341, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?", |
|
"summary": "A dino-snore." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 342, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 343, |
|
"dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", |
|
"summary": "A towel." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 344, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 345, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", |
|
"summary": "An irrelephant." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 346, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
|
"summary": "Supplies!" |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 347, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", |
|
"summary": "Because they make up everything." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 348, |
|
"dialogue": "What has keys but can\u2019t open locks?", |
|
"summary": "A piano." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 349, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
|
"summary": "It was two-tired." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 350, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", |
|
"summary": "Nacho cheese." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 351, |
|
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was always spotted." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 352, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 353, |
|
"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
|
"summary": "Igloos it together." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 354, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", |
|
"summary": "Frostbite." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 355, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 356, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", |
|
"summary": "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 357, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
|
"summary": "Roberto." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 358, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", |
|
"summary": "Fsh." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 359, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 360, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 361, |
|
"dialogue": "What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?", |
|
"summary": "It gets toad away." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 362, |
|
"dialogue": "Why are ghosts bad liars?", |
|
"summary": "Because they are too transparent." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 363, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", |
|
"summary": "A satisfactory." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 364, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 365, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", |
|
"summary": "A labracadabrador." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 366, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 367, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 368, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 369, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 370, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 371, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "Put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 372, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the math book look so sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 373, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
|
"summary": "Supplies!" |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 374, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", |
|
"summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 375, |
|
"dialogue": "What has keys but can\u2019t open locks?", |
|
"summary": "A piano." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 376, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", |
|
"summary": "Nacho cheese." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 377, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 378, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", |
|
"summary": "An irrelephant." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 379, |
|
"dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", |
|
"summary": "A towel." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 380, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 381, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
|
"summary": "Roberto." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 382, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", |
|
"summary": "Because they make up everything." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 383, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", |
|
"summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 384, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 385, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman on a hot day?", |
|
"summary": "A puddle." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 386, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A two-knee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 387, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", |
|
"summary": "Because every play has a cast." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 388, |
|
"dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", |
|
"summary": "Ten tickles." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 389, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was two-tired." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 390, |
|
"dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 391, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the kid cross the playground?", |
|
"summary": "To get to the other slide." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 392, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", |
|
"summary": "A thesaurus." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 393, |
|
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", |
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"summary": "Because he was always spotted." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 394, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", |
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"summary": "A labracadabrador." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 395, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the hospital?", |
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"summary": "Because it felt crummy." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 396, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", |
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"summary": "A waist of time." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 397, |
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"dialogue": "Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?", |
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"summary": "Because he had no body to go with." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 398, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", |
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"summary": "A stick." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 399, |
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"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", |
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"summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 400, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", |
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"summary": "A meowtain." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 401, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
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"summary": "An investigator." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 402, |
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"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
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"summary": "Because it was two tired." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 403, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
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"summary": "An impasta." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 404, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
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"summary": "A bulldozer." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 405, |
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"dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", |
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"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 406, |
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"dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", |
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"summary": "Nothing, it just let out a little wine." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 407, |
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"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?", |
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"summary": "Bison." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 408, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?", |
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"summary": "A Dell Rolling in the Deep." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 409, |
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"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
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"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 410, |
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"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", |
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"summary": "Frostbite." |
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}, |
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{ |
|
"id": 411, |
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"dialogue": "What did the ocean say to the beach?", |
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"summary": "Nothing, it just waved." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 412, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", |
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"summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." |
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}, |
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{ |
|
"id": 413, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
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"summary": "A gummy bear." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 414, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
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"summary": "Because if they had four, they\u2019d be chicken sedans." |
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}, |
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{ |
|
"id": 415, |
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"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", |
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"summary": "A satisfactory." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 416, |
|
"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
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"summary": "Igloos it together." |
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}, |
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{ |
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"id": 417, |
|
"dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sticky?", |
|
"summary": "A stick." |
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}, |
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{ |
|
"id": 418, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
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"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
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}, |
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{ |
|
"id": 419, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 420, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 421, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", |
|
"summary": "A labracadabrador." |
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}, |
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{ |
|
"id": 422, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?", |
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"summary": "This tastes a little funny." |
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}, |
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{ |
|
"id": 423, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", |
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"summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 424, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an academically successful slice of bread?", |
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"summary": "An honor roll." |
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}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 425, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 426, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
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"summary": "A meowtain." |
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}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 427, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", |
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"summary": "It got mugged." |
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}, |
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{ |
|
"id": 428, |
|
"dialogue": "What's the best thing about Switzerland?", |
|
"summary": "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 429, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with no body and no nose?", |
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"summary": "Nobody knows." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 430, |
|
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was two-tired." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 431, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
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"summary": "Supplies!" |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 432, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", |
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"summary": "You boil the hell out of it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 433, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", |
|
"summary": "Tweethearts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 434, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do bees hum?", |
|
"summary": "Because they don't know the words." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 435, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 436, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", |
|
"summary": "An investi-gator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 437, |
|
"dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 438, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 439, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", |
|
"summary": "Frostbite." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 440, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", |
|
"summary": "Look for the fresh prints." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 441, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 442, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the old man fall in the well?", |
|
"summary": "Because he couldn\u2019t see that well." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 443, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", |
|
"summary": "A stick." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 444, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "Put a little boogey in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 445, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 446, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 447, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 448, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", |
|
"summary": "Dam." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 449, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", |
|
"summary": "Because they are shellfish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 450, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
|
"summary": "Roberto." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 451, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic?", |
|
"summary": "A labracadabrador." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 452, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 453, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the bicycle unable to stand up by itself?", |
|
"summary": "It was two-tired." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 454, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?", |
|
"summary": "A dino-snore." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 455, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 456, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato blush?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 457, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", |
|
"summary": "Fsh." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 458, |
|
"dialogue": "What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?", |
|
"summary": "Attire." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 459, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", |
|
"summary": "Because they make up everything." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 460, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?", |
|
"summary": "Elephino (hell if I know)." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 461, |
|
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was always spotted." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 462, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 463, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 464, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", |
|
"summary": "A satisfactory." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 465, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 466, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 467, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 468, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 469, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish that wears a crown?", |
|
"summary": "A king fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 470, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?", |
|
"summary": "A receding hareline." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 471, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", |
|
"summary": "B." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 472, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 473, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", |
|
"summary": "A cat-astrophe." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 474, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
|
"summary": "It was two-tired." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 475, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 476, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one plate say to the other plate?", |
|
"summary": "Dinner is on me." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 477, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", |
|
"summary": "Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 478, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 479, |
|
"dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", |
|
"summary": "Because she will let it go." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 480, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", |
|
"summary": "An irrelephant." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 481, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", |
|
"summary": "Nacho cheese." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 482, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", |
|
"summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 483, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", |
|
"summary": "A satisfactory." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 484, |
|
"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
|
"summary": "Igloos it together." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 485, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 486, |
|
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was two tired." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 487, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", |
|
"summary": "A thesaurus." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 488, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?", |
|
"summary": "Because they're so good at it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 489, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?", |
|
"summary": "Between you and me, something smells." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 490, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 491, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", |
|
"summary": "A labracadabrador." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 492, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", |
|
"summary": "Frostbite." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 493, |
|
"dialogue": "What has keys but can't open locks?", |
|
"summary": "A piano." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 494, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", |
|
"summary": "Tweethearts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 495, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 496, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 497, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 498, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 499, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", |
|
"summary": "Nacho cheese." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 500, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 501, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
|
"summary": "Roberto." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 502, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", |
|
"summary": "Spoiled milk." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 503, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 504, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 505, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 506, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 507, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 508, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 509, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 510, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 511, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 512, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 513, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 514, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 515, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 516, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 517, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 518, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 519, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 520, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 521, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 522, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 523, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 524, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 525, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 526, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 527, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 528, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 529, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 530, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 531, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 532, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 533, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 534, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 535, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 536, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 537, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 538, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 539, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 540, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 541, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 542, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 543, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 544, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 545, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 546, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 547, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 548, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 549, |
|
"dialogue": "Whatdo you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 550, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 551, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 552, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 553, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 554, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 555, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 556, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 557, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 558, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 559, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 560, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 561, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 562, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 563, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 564, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 565, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 566, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 567, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 568, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 569, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 570, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 571, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 572, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 573, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 574, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 575, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 576, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 577, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 578, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 579, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 580, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 581, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 582, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 583, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 584, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 585, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 586, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 587, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 588, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 589, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 590, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 591, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 592, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 593, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 594, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 595, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 596, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 597, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 598, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 599, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 600, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 601, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 602, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 603, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 604, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 605, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 606, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 607, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 608, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 609, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 610, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 611, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 612, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 613, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 614, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 615, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 616, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 617, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 618, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 619, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 620, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 621, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 622, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 623, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 624, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 625, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 626, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 627, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 628, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 629, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 630, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 631, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 632, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 633, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 634, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 635, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 636, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 637, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 638, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 639, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 640, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 641, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 642, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 643, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 644, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 645, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 646, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 647, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 648, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 649, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 650, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 651, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 652, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 653, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 654, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 655, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 656, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 657, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 658, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 659, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 660, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 661, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 662, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 663, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 664, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 665, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 666, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 667, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 668, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 669, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 670, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 671, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 672, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 673, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 674, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 675, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 676, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 677, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 678, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 679, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 680, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 681, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 682, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 683, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 684, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 685, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 686, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 687, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 688, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 689, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 690, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 691, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 692, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 693, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 694, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 695, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 696, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 697, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 698, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 699, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 700, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 701, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 702, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 703, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 704, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 705, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 706, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 707, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 708, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 709, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 710, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 711, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 712, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 713, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 714, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 715, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 716, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 717, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 718, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 719, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 720, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 721, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 722, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 723, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 724, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 725, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 726, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 727, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 728, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 729, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 730, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 731, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 732, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 733, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 734, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 735, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 736, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 737, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 738, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 739, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 740, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 741, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 742, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 743, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 744, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 745, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 746, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 747, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 748, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 749, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 750, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 751, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 752, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 753, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 754, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 755, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 756, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 757, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 758, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 759, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 760, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 761, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 762, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 763, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 764, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 765, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 766, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 767, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 768, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 769, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 770, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 771, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 772, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 773, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 774, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 775, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 776, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 777, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 778, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 779, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 780, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 781, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 782, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 783, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 784, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 785, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 786, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 787, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 788, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 789, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 790, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 791, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 792, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 793, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 794, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 795, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 796, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 797, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 798, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 799, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 800, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 801, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 802, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 803, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 804, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 805, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 806, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 807, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 808, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 809, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 810, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 811, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 812, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 813, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 814, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 815, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 816, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 817, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 818, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 819, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 820, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 821, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 822, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 823, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 824, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 825, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 826, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 827, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 828, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 829, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 830, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 831, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 832, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 833, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 834, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 835, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 836, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 837, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 838, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 839, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 840, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 841, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 842, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 843, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 844, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 845, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 846, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 847, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 848, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 849, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 850, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 851, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 852, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 853, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 854, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 855, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 856, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 857, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 858, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 859, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 860, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 861, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 862, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 863, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 864, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 865, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 866, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 867, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 868, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 869, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 870, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 871, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 872, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 873, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 874, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 875, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 876, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 877, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 878, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 879, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 880, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 881, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 882, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 883, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 884, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 885, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 886, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 887, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 888, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 889, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 890, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 891, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 892, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 893, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 894, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 895, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 896, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 897, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 898, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 899, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 900, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 901, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 902, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 903, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 904, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 905, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 906, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 907, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 908, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 909, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 910, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 911, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 912, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 913, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 914, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 915, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 916, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 917, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 918, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 919, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 920, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 921, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 922, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 923, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 924, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 925, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 926, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 927, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 928, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 929, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 930, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 931, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 932, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 933, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 934, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 935, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 936, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 937, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 938, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 939, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 940, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 941, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 942, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 943, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 944, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 945, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 946, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 947, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 948, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 949, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 950, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 951, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 952, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 953, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 954, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 955, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 956, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 957, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 958, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 959, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 960, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 961, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 962, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 963, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 964, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 965, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 966, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 967, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 968, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 969, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 970, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 971, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 972, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 973, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 974, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 975, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 976, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 977, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 978, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 979, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 980, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 981, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 982, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 983, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 984, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 985, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 986, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 987, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 988, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 989, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 990, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 991, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 992, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 993, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 994, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 995, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 996, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 997, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 998, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 999, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1000, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1001, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1002, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1003, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1004, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A father fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1005, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1006, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1007, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1008, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1009, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1010, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1011, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1012, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1013, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1014, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1015, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1016, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1017, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1018, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1019, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1020, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1021, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1022, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1023, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1024, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1025, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1026, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1027, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1028, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1029, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1030, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1031, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1032, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1033, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1034, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1035, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1036, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1037, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1038, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1039, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1040, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1041, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1042, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1043, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1044, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1045, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1046, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1047, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1048, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1049, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1050, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1051, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1052, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1053, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1054, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1055, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1056, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1057, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1058, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1059, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1060, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1061, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1062, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1063, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1064, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1065, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1066, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1067, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1068, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1069, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1070, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1071, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1072, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1073, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1074, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1075, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1076, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", |
|
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1077, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", |
|
"summary": "An investigator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1078, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1079, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", |
|
"summary": "A tunee fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1080, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1081, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", |
|
"summary": "A bulldozer." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1082, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", |
|
"summary": "He let out a little wine." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1083, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1084, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1085, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", |
|
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1086, |
|
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", |
|
"summary": "A carrot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1087, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", |
|
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1088, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was framed." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1089, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", |
|
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1090, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", |
|
"summary": "They'd crack each other up." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1091, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1092, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1093, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", |
|
"summary": "A gummy bear." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1094, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1095, |
|
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", |
|
"summary": "A cornfield." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1096, |
|
"dialogue": "did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", |
|
"summary": "Bison." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1097, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a magician who loses his magic?", |
|
"summary": "Ian." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1098, |
|
"dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", |
|
"summary": "Because she will let it go." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1099, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", |
|
"summary": "Nacho cheese." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1100, |
|
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", |
|
"summary": "It was two-tired." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1101, |
|
"dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", |
|
"summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1102, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", |
|
"summary": "Frostbite." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1103, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", |
|
"summary": "For holding up a pair of pants!" |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1104, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", |
|
"summary": "A stick." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1105, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", |
|
"summary": "Because they make up everything." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1106, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", |
|
"summary": "Supplies!" |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1107, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1108, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?", |
|
"summary": "DINO-mite!" |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1109, |
|
"dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", |
|
"summary": "A stick." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1110, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", |
|
"summary": "Because every play has a cast." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1111, |
|
"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", |
|
"summary": "Igloos it together." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1112, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", |
|
"summary": "A king fish." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1113, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
|
"summary": "It was too tired." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1114, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?", |
|
"summary": "A receding hare-line." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1115, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1116, |
|
"dialogue": "What's a ghost's favorite dessert?", |
|
"summary": "Boo-berry pie." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1117, |
|
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was always spotted." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1118, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", |
|
"summary": "A labracadabrador." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1119, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", |
|
"summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1120, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the zero say to the eight?", |
|
"summary": "Nice belt!" |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1121, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", |
|
"summary": "A satisfactory." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1122, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", |
|
"summary": "Because they use honeycombs." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1123, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", |
|
"summary": "An irrelephant." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1124, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", |
|
"summary": "You planet." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1125, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", |
|
"summary": "A cat-astrophe." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1126, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", |
|
"summary": "Because it felt crummy." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1127, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", |
|
"summary": "Spoiled milk." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1128, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", |
|
"summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1129, |
|
"dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", |
|
"summary": "Tooth-hurty." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1130, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", |
|
"summary": "An investi-gator." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1131, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", |
|
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1132, |
|
"dialogue": "What kind of tree fits in your hand?", |
|
"summary": "A palm tree." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1133, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", |
|
"summary": "An impasta." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1134, |
|
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?", |
|
"summary": "Because it lost its bearings." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1135, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", |
|
"summary": "An abdominal snowman." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1136, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", |
|
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1137, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", |
|
"summary": "A meowtain." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1138, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1139, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", |
|
"summary": "B." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1140, |
|
"dialogue": "Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?", |
|
"summary": "Because then it would be a foot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1141, |
|
"dialogue": "What has keys but can't open locks?", |
|
"summary": "A piano." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1142, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", |
|
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1143, |
|
"dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", |
|
"summary": "You boil the hell out of it." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1144, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", |
|
"summary": "Tweethearts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1145, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", |
|
"summary": "They don't have the guts." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1146, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?", |
|
"summary": "Frostbite." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1147, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?", |
|
"summary": "A dino-snore." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1148, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", |
|
"summary": "Because it was two-tired." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1149, |
|
"dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", |
|
"summary": "Dam." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1150, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", |
|
"summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1151, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", |
|
"summary": "A satisfactory." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1152, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", |
|
"summary": "It got mugged." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1153, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", |
|
"summary": "A waist of time." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1154, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the cookie cry?", |
|
"summary": "Because his father was a wafer so long." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1155, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", |
|
"summary": "Roberto." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1156, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", |
|
"summary": "Because he got a hole in one." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1157, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", |
|
"summary": "A labracadabrador." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1158, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", |
|
"summary": "Nacho cheese." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1159, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", |
|
"summary": "A puddle." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1160, |
|
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", |
|
"summary": "Because it had too many problems." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1161, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", |
|
"summary": "Frostbite." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1162, |
|
"dialogue": "Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?", |
|
"summary": "So he could have sweet dreams." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1163, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no socks on?", |
|
"summary": "Bare-foot." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1164, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a lemon that\u2019s an astronaut?", |
|
"summary": "A lemonaut." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1165, |
|
"dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", |
|
"summary": "Because they might peel." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1166, |
|
"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn\u2019t come back?", |
|
"summary": "A stick." |
|
}, |
|
{ |
|
"id": 1167, |
|
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", |
|
"summary": "Because they are shellfish." |
|
} |
|
] |