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[
{
"id": 0,
"dialogue": "Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm?",
"summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk."
},
{
"id": 1,
"dialogue": "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.",
"summary": "She gave me a hug immediately."
},
{
"id": 2,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 3,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 4,
"dialogue": "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.",
"summary": "It's impossible to put down!"
},
{
"id": 5,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?",
"summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts."
},
{
"id": 6,
"dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?",
"summary": "I'll meet you at the corner."
},
{
"id": 7,
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?",
"summary": "Nacho cheese."
},
{
"id": 8,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?",
"summary": "It was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 9,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 10,
"dialogue": "Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?",
"summary": "Because then they'd be bagels."
},
{
"id": 11,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 12,
"dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?",
"summary": "You planet."
},
{
"id": 13,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 14,
"dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?",
"summary": "Spoiled milk."
},
{
"id": 15,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 16,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 17,
"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?",
"summary": "Igloos it together."
},
{
"id": 18,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 19,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?",
"summary": "A thesaurus."
},
{
"id": 20,
"dialogue": "What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s least favorite room in the house?",
"summary": "The living room."
},
{
"id": 21,
"dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?",
"summary": "Because they use honeycombs."
},
{
"id": 22,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 23,
"dialogue": "What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?",
"summary": "Pop."
},
{
"id": 24,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 25,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 26,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?",
"summary": "It was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 27,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "Put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 28,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 29,
"dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?",
"summary": "It got mugged."
},
{
"id": 30,
"dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 31,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 32,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 33,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 34,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 35,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 36,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 37,
"dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?",
"summary": "For holding up a pair of pants."
},
{
"id": 38,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 39,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 40,
"dialogue": "How do you make holy water?",
"summary": "You boil the hell out of it."
},
{
"id": 41,
"dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?",
"summary": "Because they make up everything."
},
{
"id": 42,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?",
"summary": "Fsh."
},
{
"id": 43,
"dialogue": "Why can\u2019t you give Elsa a balloon?",
"summary": "Because she will let it go."
},
{
"id": 44,
"dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?",
"summary": "An irrelephant."
},
{
"id": 45,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 46,
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?",
"summary": "Roberto."
},
{
"id": 47,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 48,
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese by itself?",
"summary": "Provolone."
},
{
"id": 49,
"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?",
"summary": "Supplies!"
},
{
"id": 50,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 51,
"dialogue": "Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself?",
"summary": "It was two tired."
},
{
"id": 52,
"dialogue": "What did one toilet say to the other?",
"summary": "You look a bit flushed."
},
{
"id": 53,
"dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 54,
"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won\u2019t come back?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 55,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts."
},
{
"id": 56,
"dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?",
"summary": "Ten tickles."
},
{
"id": 57,
"dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 58,
"dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sounds like a bell?",
"summary": "Dung."
},
{
"id": 59,
"dialogue": "Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?",
"summary": "He wanted to see time fly."
},
{
"id": 60,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?",
"summary": "A labracadabrador."
},
{
"id": 61,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 62,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?",
"summary": "It was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 63,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 64,
"dialogue": "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?",
"summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears."
},
{
"id": 65,
"dialogue": "What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?",
"summary": "Yellow!"
},
{
"id": 66,
"dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?",
"summary": "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake."
},
{
"id": 67,
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?",
"summary": "A satisfactory."
},
{
"id": 68,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 69,
"dialogue": "What do you call an astronaut\u2019s favorite place on a computer?",
"summary": "The space bar."
},
{
"id": 70,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?",
"summary": "Because he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 71,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made of watches?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 72,
"dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?",
"summary": "Look for fresh prints."
},
{
"id": 73,
"dialogue": "Why can\u2019t a nose be 12 inches long?",
"summary": "Because then it would be a foot."
},
{
"id": 74,
"dialogue": "What has teeth but can\u2019t bite?",
"summary": "A comb."
},
{
"id": 75,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?",
"summary": "A labracadabrador."
},
{
"id": 76,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?",
"summary": "Because it was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 77,
"dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?",
"summary": "Dam."
},
{
"id": 78,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?",
"summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts."
},
{
"id": 79,
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?",
"summary": "Nacho cheese."
},
{
"id": 80,
"dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 81,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 82,
"dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sticky?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 83,
"dialogue": "What happens to a frog\u2019s car when it breaks down?",
"summary": "It gets toad away."
},
{
"id": 84,
"dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?",
"summary": "For holding up a pair of pants."
},
{
"id": 85,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman on a hot day?",
"summary": "Puddle."
},
{
"id": 86,
"dialogue": "What did one elevator say to the other elevator?",
"summary": "I think I'm coming down with something!"
},
{
"id": 87,
"dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?",
"summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels."
},
{
"id": 88,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?",
"summary": "A thesaurus."
},
{
"id": 89,
"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?",
"summary": "Igloos it together."
},
{
"id": 90,
"dialogue": "What do you give a sick bird?",
"summary": "Tweetment."
},
{
"id": 91,
"dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?",
"summary": "Because it felt crummy."
},
{
"id": 92,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?",
"summary": "B."
},
{
"id": 93,
"dialogue": "What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s least favorite room?",
"summary": "The living room."
},
{
"id": 94,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 95,
"dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?",
"summary": "A cat-astrophe."
},
{
"id": 96,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 97,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 98,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 99,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?",
"summary": "A meowntain."
},
{
"id": 100,
"dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?",
"summary": "Because some relationships don't work out."
},
{
"id": 101,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 102,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 103,
"dialogue": "What's the best thing about Switzerland?",
"summary": "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
},
{
"id": 104,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?",
"summary": "An investi-gator."
},
{
"id": 105,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?",
"summary": "It was two tired."
},
{
"id": 106,
"dialogue": "What did one ocean say to the other ocean?",
"summary": "Nothing, they just waved."
},
{
"id": 107,
"dialogue": "Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?",
"summary": "Because they're a fungi."
},
{
"id": 108,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 109,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 110,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 111,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 112,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 113,
"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?",
"summary": "Supplies!"
},
{
"id": 114,
"dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?",
"summary": "Because they make up everything."
},
{
"id": 115,
"dialogue": "Why did the chicken go to the s\u00e9ance?",
"summary": "To talk to the other side."
},
{
"id": 116,
"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?",
"summary": "Igloos it together."
},
{
"id": 117,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 118,
"dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 119,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 120,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 121,
"dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 122,
"dialogue": "What did the 0 say to the 8?",
"summary": "Nice belt!"
},
{
"id": 123,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 124,
"dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?",
"summary": "Ten-tickles."
},
{
"id": 125,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 126,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?",
"summary": "It was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 127,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 128,
"dialogue": "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?",
"summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears."
},
{
"id": 129,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic?",
"summary": "A labracadabrador."
},
{
"id": 130,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 131,
"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 132,
"dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?",
"summary": "It got mugged."
},
{
"id": 133,
"dialogue": "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?",
"summary": "Snowballs."
},
{
"id": 134,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle stand by itself?",
"summary": "It was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 135,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 136,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?",
"summary": "Because he was always spotted."
},
{
"id": 137,
"dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?",
"summary": "You look for fresh prints."
},
{
"id": 138,
"dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?",
"summary": "Because they might peel."
},
{
"id": 139,
"dialogue": "What do you call a computer that sings?",
"summary": "A-Dell."
},
{
"id": 140,
"dialogue": "Why was the broom late?",
"summary": "It over swept."
},
{
"id": 141,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 142,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 143,
"dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?",
"summary": "Nothing, but it let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 144,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 145,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 146,
"dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?",
"summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels."
},
{
"id": 147,
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?",
"summary": "Roberto."
},
{
"id": 148,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?",
"summary": "A puddle."
},
{
"id": 149,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 150,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?",
"summary": "A thesaurus."
},
{
"id": 151,
"dialogue": "What do you call an illegally parked frog?",
"summary": "Toad."
},
{
"id": 152,
"dialogue": "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?",
"summary": "Because he wanted to go to high school."
},
{
"id": 153,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?",
"summary": "A king fish."
},
{
"id": 154,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 155,
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?",
"summary": "A satisfactory."
},
{
"id": 156,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 157,
"dialogue": "What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?",
"summary": "Every morning you'll rise and shine!"
},
{
"id": 158,
"dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?",
"summary": "Tooth-hurty."
},
{
"id": 159,
"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 160,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 161,
"dialogue": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?",
"summary": "A nervous wreck."
},
{
"id": 162,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 163,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?",
"summary": "Because it was two tired."
},
{
"id": 164,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?",
"summary": "A labracadabrador."
},
{
"id": 165,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 166,
"dialogue": "Why did the math book look so sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 167,
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?",
"summary": "Nacho cheese."
},
{
"id": 168,
"dialogue": "What did one toilet say to the other toilet?",
"summary": "You look flushed."
},
{
"id": 169,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 170,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 171,
"dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?",
"summary": "A towel."
},
{
"id": 172,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 173,
"dialogue": "Why was the belt sent to jail?",
"summary": "For holding up a pair of pants."
},
{
"id": 174,
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?",
"summary": "Roberto."
},
{
"id": 175,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?",
"summary": "Because it was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 176,
"dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?",
"summary": "Dam."
},
{
"id": 177,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A two-knee fish."
},
{
"id": 178,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 179,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb up a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 180,
"dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?",
"summary": "Because she will let it go."
},
{
"id": 181,
"dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?",
"summary": "Spoiled milk."
},
{
"id": 182,
"dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?",
"summary": "Because they make up everything."
},
{
"id": 183,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 184,
"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?",
"summary": "Igloos it together."
},
{
"id": 185,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 186,
"dialogue": "What has one head, one foot, and four legs?",
"summary": "A bed."
},
{
"id": 187,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?",
"summary": "A thesaurus."
},
{
"id": 188,
"dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?",
"summary": "Because it felt crummy."
},
{
"id": 189,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 190,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 191,
"dialogue": "Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?",
"summary": "Because they're a fungi."
},
{
"id": 192,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?",
"summary": "It was two tired."
},
{
"id": 193,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?",
"summary": "A labracadabrador."
},
{
"id": 194,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 195,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made of watches?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 196,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 197,
"dialogue": "What did the zero say to the eight?",
"summary": "Nice belt!"
},
{
"id": 198,
"dialogue": "Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?",
"summary": "To go with the traffic jam."
},
{
"id": 199,
"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 200,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 201,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 202,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "Put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 203,
"dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?",
"summary": "It got mugged."
},
{
"id": 204,
"dialogue": "What's a computer\u2019s favorite snack?",
"summary": "Computer chips."
},
{
"id": 205,
"dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?",
"summary": "An irrelephant."
},
{
"id": 206,
"dialogue": "Why was the computer cold?",
"summary": "It left its Windows open."
},
{
"id": 207,
"dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?",
"summary": "For holding up a pair of pants."
},
{
"id": 208,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 209,
"dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?",
"summary": "Because every play has a cast."
},
{
"id": 210,
"dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?",
"summary": "You planet."
},
{
"id": 211,
"dialogue": "What do you call a singing laptop?",
"summary": "A Dell."
},
{
"id": 212,
"dialogue": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat?",
"summary": "Because someone is always sitting on the deck."
},
{
"id": 213,
"dialogue": "What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?",
"summary": "An orca-stra."
},
{
"id": 214,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?",
"summary": "They have no body to go with."
},
{
"id": 215,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 216,
"dialogue": "How do you make holy water?",
"summary": "You boil the hell out of it."
},
{
"id": 217,
"dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?",
"summary": "Tweethearts."
},
{
"id": 218,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?",
"summary": "Because they are shellfish."
},
{
"id": 219,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 220,
"dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?",
"summary": "Because they use honeycombs."
},
{
"id": 221,
"dialogue": "What do you call an avocado that\u2019s been blessed?",
"summary": "Holy guacamole."
},
{
"id": 222,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 223,
"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?",
"summary": "Supplies!"
},
{
"id": 224,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms anymore?",
"summary": "Because they make up everything."
},
{
"id": 225,
"dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?",
"summary": "I\u2019ll meet you at the corner."
},
{
"id": 226,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 227,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 228,
"dialogue": "What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?",
"summary": "Sneakers."
},
{
"id": 229,
"dialogue": "Why was the strawberry sad?",
"summary": "Because his parents were in a jam."
},
{
"id": 230,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 231,
"dialogue": "Why do bicycles fall over?",
"summary": "Because they are two-tired."
},
{
"id": 232,
"dialogue": "What did the ocean say to the beach?",
"summary": "Nothing, it just waved."
},
{
"id": 233,
"dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?",
"summary": "Because they might peel."
},
{
"id": 234,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 235,
"dialogue": "How do you make a Kleenex dance?",
"summary": "Put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 236,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 237,
"dialogue": "What did the fisherman say to the magician?",
"summary": "Pick a cod, any cod."
},
{
"id": 238,
"dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 239,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book always worried?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 240,
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?",
"summary": "A satisfactory."
},
{
"id": 241,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 242,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 243,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 244,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 245,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 246,
"dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?",
"summary": "You planet."
},
{
"id": 247,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 248,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 249,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 250,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?",
"summary": "It was two tired."
},
{
"id": 251,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 252,
"dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?",
"summary": "Because they might peel."
},
{
"id": 253,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 254,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 255,
"dialogue": "What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?",
"summary": "Prime mates."
},
{
"id": 256,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?",
"summary": "Because he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 257,
"dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 258,
"dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?",
"summary": "Because some relationships don't work out."
},
{
"id": 259,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 260,
"dialogue": "Why do bees hum?",
"summary": "Because they don't know the words."
},
{
"id": 261,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 262,
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?",
"summary": "Nacho cheese."
},
{
"id": 263,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?",
"summary": "Because he was always spotted."
},
{
"id": 264,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?",
"summary": "Fsh."
},
{
"id": 265,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 266,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 267,
"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?",
"summary": "Igloos it together."
},
{
"id": 268,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 269,
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?",
"summary": "Roberto."
},
{
"id": 270,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?",
"summary": "It was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 271,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 272,
"dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?",
"summary": "It got mugged."
},
{
"id": 273,
"dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?",
"summary": "Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 274,
"dialogue": "Why did the can crusher quit his job?",
"summary": "Because it was soda pressing."
},
{
"id": 275,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?",
"summary": "A labracadabrador."
},
{
"id": 276,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 277,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 278,
"dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?",
"summary": "Tooth-hurty."
},
{
"id": 279,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?",
"summary": "Because it was two tired."
},
{
"id": 280,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 281,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "Put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 282,
"dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?",
"summary": "Because of all its problems."
},
{
"id": 283,
"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?",
"summary": "Supplies!"
},
{
"id": 284,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?",
"summary": "Because they make up everything."
},
{
"id": 285,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?",
"summary": "B."
},
{
"id": 286,
"dialogue": "Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?",
"summary": "Because the 'P' is silent."
},
{
"id": 287,
"dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?",
"summary": "An irrelephant."
},
{
"id": 288,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?",
"summary": "Because it was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 289,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 290,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 291,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?",
"summary": "A king fish."
},
{
"id": 292,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 293,
"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 294,
"dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?",
"summary": "It got mugged."
},
{
"id": 295,
"dialogue": "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?",
"summary": "Snowballs."
},
{
"id": 296,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle stand by itself?",
"summary": "It was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 297,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 298,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?",
"summary": "Because he was always spotted."
},
{
"id": 299,
"dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?",
"summary": "You look for fresh prints."
},
{
"id": 300,
"dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?",
"summary": "Because they might peel."
},
{
"id": 301,
"dialogue": "What do you call a computer that sings?",
"summary": "A-Dell."
},
{
"id": 302,
"dialogue": "Why was the broom late?",
"summary": "It over swept."
},
{
"id": 303,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 304,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 305,
"dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?",
"summary": "Nothing, but it let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 306,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 307,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 308,
"dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?",
"summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels."
},
{
"id": 309,
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?",
"summary": "Roberto."
},
{
"id": 310,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?",
"summary": "A puddle."
},
{
"id": 311,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 312,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?",
"summary": "A thesaurus."
},
{
"id": 313,
"dialogue": "What do you call an illegally parked frog?",
"summary": "Toad."
},
{
"id": 314,
"dialogue": "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?",
"summary": "Because he wanted to go to high school."
},
{
"id": 315,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?",
"summary": "A king fish."
},
{
"id": 316,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 317,
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?",
"summary": "A satisfactory."
},
{
"id": 318,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 319,
"dialogue": "What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?",
"summary": "Every morning you'll rise and shine!"
},
{
"id": 320,
"dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?",
"summary": "Tooth-hurty."
},
{
"id": 321,
"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 322,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 323,
"dialogue": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?",
"summary": "A nervous wreck."
},
{
"id": 324,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 325,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?",
"summary": "Because it was two tired."
},
{
"id": 326,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?",
"summary": "A labracadabrador."
},
{
"id": 327,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 328,
"dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 329,
"dialogue": "What do you call a magician who loses his magic?",
"summary": "Ian."
},
{
"id": 330,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters share their pearls?",
"summary": "Because they\u2019re shellfish."
},
{
"id": 331,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 332,
"dialogue": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?",
"summary": "Between us, something smells."
},
{
"id": 333,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?",
"summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts."
},
{
"id": 334,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 335,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 336,
"dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?",
"summary": "Because they use honey combs."
},
{
"id": 337,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 338,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 339,
"dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?",
"summary": "Spoiled milk."
},
{
"id": 340,
"dialogue": "Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself?",
"summary": "Because it was two tired."
},
{
"id": 341,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?",
"summary": "A dino-snore."
},
{
"id": 342,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 343,
"dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?",
"summary": "A towel."
},
{
"id": 344,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 345,
"dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?",
"summary": "An irrelephant."
},
{
"id": 346,
"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?",
"summary": "Supplies!"
},
{
"id": 347,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?",
"summary": "Because they make up everything."
},
{
"id": 348,
"dialogue": "What has keys but can\u2019t open locks?",
"summary": "A piano."
},
{
"id": 349,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?",
"summary": "It was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 350,
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?",
"summary": "Nacho cheese."
},
{
"id": 351,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?",
"summary": "Because he was always spotted."
},
{
"id": 352,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 353,
"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?",
"summary": "Igloos it together."
},
{
"id": 354,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 355,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 356,
"dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?",
"summary": "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake."
},
{
"id": 357,
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?",
"summary": "Roberto."
},
{
"id": 358,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?",
"summary": "Fsh."
},
{
"id": 359,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 360,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 361,
"dialogue": "What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?",
"summary": "It gets toad away."
},
{
"id": 362,
"dialogue": "Why are ghosts bad liars?",
"summary": "Because they are too transparent."
},
{
"id": 363,
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?",
"summary": "A satisfactory."
},
{
"id": 364,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 365,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?",
"summary": "A labracadabrador."
},
{
"id": 366,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 367,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 368,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 369,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 370,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 371,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "Put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 372,
"dialogue": "Why did the math book look so sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 373,
"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?",
"summary": "Supplies!"
},
{
"id": 374,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?",
"summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts."
},
{
"id": 375,
"dialogue": "What has keys but can\u2019t open locks?",
"summary": "A piano."
},
{
"id": 376,
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?",
"summary": "Nacho cheese."
},
{
"id": 377,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 378,
"dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?",
"summary": "An irrelephant."
},
{
"id": 379,
"dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?",
"summary": "A towel."
},
{
"id": 380,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 381,
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?",
"summary": "Roberto."
},
{
"id": 382,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?",
"summary": "Because they make up everything."
},
{
"id": 383,
"dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?",
"summary": "I'll meet you at the corner."
},
{
"id": 384,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 385,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman on a hot day?",
"summary": "A puddle."
},
{
"id": 386,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A two-knee fish."
},
{
"id": 387,
"dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?",
"summary": "Because every play has a cast."
},
{
"id": 388,
"dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?",
"summary": "Ten tickles."
},
{
"id": 389,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?",
"summary": "Because it was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 390,
"dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 391,
"dialogue": "Why did the kid cross the playground?",
"summary": "To get to the other slide."
},
{
"id": 392,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?",
"summary": "A thesaurus."
},
{
"id": 393,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?",
"summary": "Because he was always spotted."
},
{
"id": 394,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?",
"summary": "A labracadabrador."
},
{
"id": 395,
"dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the hospital?",
"summary": "Because it felt crummy."
},
{
"id": 396,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 397,
"dialogue": "Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?",
"summary": "Because he had no body to go with."
},
{
"id": 398,
"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 399,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 400,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 401,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 402,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?",
"summary": "Because it was two tired."
},
{
"id": 403,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 404,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 405,
"dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 406,
"dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?",
"summary": "Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 407,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 408,
"dialogue": "What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?",
"summary": "A Dell Rolling in the Deep."
},
{
"id": 409,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 410,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 411,
"dialogue": "What did the ocean say to the beach?",
"summary": "Nothing, it just waved."
},
{
"id": 412,
"dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?",
"summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels."
},
{
"id": 413,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 414,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they\u2019d be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 415,
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?",
"summary": "A satisfactory."
},
{
"id": 416,
"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?",
"summary": "Igloos it together."
},
{
"id": 417,
"dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sticky?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 418,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 419,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 420,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 421,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?",
"summary": "A labracadabrador."
},
{
"id": 422,
"dialogue": "What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?",
"summary": "This tastes a little funny."
},
{
"id": 423,
"dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?",
"summary": "Because some relationships don't work out."
},
{
"id": 424,
"dialogue": "What do you call an academically successful slice of bread?",
"summary": "An honor roll."
},
{
"id": 425,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 426,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 427,
"dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?",
"summary": "It got mugged."
},
{
"id": 428,
"dialogue": "What's the best thing about Switzerland?",
"summary": "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
},
{
"id": 429,
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with no body and no nose?",
"summary": "Nobody knows."
},
{
"id": 430,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?",
"summary": "Because it was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 431,
"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?",
"summary": "Supplies!"
},
{
"id": 432,
"dialogue": "How do you make holy water?",
"summary": "You boil the hell out of it."
},
{
"id": 433,
"dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?",
"summary": "Tweethearts."
},
{
"id": 434,
"dialogue": "Why do bees hum?",
"summary": "Because they don't know the words."
},
{
"id": 435,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 436,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?",
"summary": "An investi-gator."
},
{
"id": 437,
"dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 438,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 439,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 440,
"dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?",
"summary": "Look for the fresh prints."
},
{
"id": 441,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 442,
"dialogue": "Why did the old man fall in the well?",
"summary": "Because he couldn\u2019t see that well."
},
{
"id": 443,
"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 444,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "Put a little boogey in it."
},
{
"id": 445,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 446,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 447,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 448,
"dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?",
"summary": "Dam."
},
{
"id": 449,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?",
"summary": "Because they are shellfish."
},
{
"id": 450,
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?",
"summary": "Roberto."
},
{
"id": 451,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic?",
"summary": "A labracadabrador."
},
{
"id": 452,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 453,
"dialogue": "Why was the bicycle unable to stand up by itself?",
"summary": "It was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 454,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?",
"summary": "A dino-snore."
},
{
"id": 455,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 456,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato blush?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 457,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?",
"summary": "Fsh."
},
{
"id": 458,
"dialogue": "What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?",
"summary": "Attire."
},
{
"id": 459,
"dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?",
"summary": "Because they make up everything."
},
{
"id": 460,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?",
"summary": "Elephino (hell if I know)."
},
{
"id": 461,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?",
"summary": "Because he was always spotted."
},
{
"id": 462,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 463,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 464,
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?",
"summary": "A satisfactory."
},
{
"id": 465,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 466,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 467,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 468,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 469,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish that wears a crown?",
"summary": "A king fish."
},
{
"id": 470,
"dialogue": "What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?",
"summary": "A receding hareline."
},
{
"id": 471,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?",
"summary": "B."
},
{
"id": 472,
"dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?",
"summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels."
},
{
"id": 473,
"dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?",
"summary": "A cat-astrophe."
},
{
"id": 474,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?",
"summary": "It was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 475,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 476,
"dialogue": "What did one plate say to the other plate?",
"summary": "Dinner is on me."
},
{
"id": 477,
"dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?",
"summary": "Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake."
},
{
"id": 478,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 479,
"dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?",
"summary": "Because she will let it go."
},
{
"id": 480,
"dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?",
"summary": "An irrelephant."
},
{
"id": 481,
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?",
"summary": "Nacho cheese."
},
{
"id": 482,
"dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?",
"summary": "Because some relationships don't work out."
},
{
"id": 483,
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?",
"summary": "A satisfactory."
},
{
"id": 484,
"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?",
"summary": "Igloos it together."
},
{
"id": 485,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 486,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?",
"summary": "Because it was two tired."
},
{
"id": 487,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?",
"summary": "A thesaurus."
},
{
"id": 488,
"dialogue": "Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?",
"summary": "Because they're so good at it."
},
{
"id": 489,
"dialogue": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?",
"summary": "Between you and me, something smells."
},
{
"id": 490,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 491,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?",
"summary": "A labracadabrador."
},
{
"id": 492,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 493,
"dialogue": "What has keys but can't open locks?",
"summary": "A piano."
},
{
"id": 494,
"dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?",
"summary": "Tweethearts."
},
{
"id": 495,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 496,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 497,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 498,
"dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other?",
"summary": "I'll meet you at the corner."
},
{
"id": 499,
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?",
"summary": "Nacho cheese."
},
{
"id": 500,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 501,
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?",
"summary": "Roberto."
},
{
"id": 502,
"dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?",
"summary": "Spoiled milk."
},
{
"id": 503,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 504,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 505,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 506,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 507,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 508,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 509,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 510,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 511,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 512,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 513,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 514,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 515,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 516,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 517,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 518,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 519,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 520,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 521,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 522,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 523,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 524,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 525,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 526,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 527,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 528,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 529,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 530,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 531,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 532,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 533,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 534,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 535,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 536,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 537,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 538,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 539,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 540,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 541,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 542,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 543,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 544,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 545,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 546,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 547,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 548,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 549,
"dialogue": "Whatdo you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 550,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 551,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 552,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 553,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 554,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 555,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 556,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 557,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 558,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 559,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 560,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 561,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 562,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 563,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 564,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 565,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 566,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 567,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 568,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 569,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 570,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 571,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 572,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 573,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 574,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 575,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 576,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 577,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 578,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 579,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 580,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 581,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 582,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 583,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 584,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 585,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 586,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 587,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 588,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 589,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 590,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 591,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 592,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 593,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 594,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 595,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 596,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 597,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 598,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 599,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 600,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 601,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 602,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 603,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 604,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 605,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 606,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 607,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 608,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 609,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 610,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 611,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 612,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 613,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 614,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 615,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 616,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 617,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 618,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 619,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 620,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 621,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 622,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 623,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 624,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 625,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 626,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 627,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 628,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 629,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 630,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 631,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 632,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 633,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 634,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 635,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 636,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 637,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 638,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 639,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 640,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 641,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 642,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 643,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 644,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 645,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 646,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 647,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 648,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 649,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 650,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 651,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 652,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 653,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 654,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 655,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 656,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 657,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 658,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 659,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 660,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 661,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 662,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 663,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 664,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 665,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 666,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 667,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 668,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 669,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 670,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 671,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 672,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 673,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 674,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 675,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 676,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 677,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 678,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 679,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 680,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 681,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 682,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 683,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 684,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 685,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 686,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 687,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 688,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 689,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 690,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 691,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 692,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 693,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 694,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 695,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 696,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 697,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 698,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 699,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 700,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 701,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 702,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 703,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 704,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 705,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 706,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 707,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 708,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 709,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 710,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 711,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 712,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 713,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 714,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 715,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 716,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 717,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 718,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 719,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 720,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 721,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 722,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 723,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 724,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 725,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 726,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 727,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 728,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 729,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 730,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 731,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 732,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 733,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 734,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 735,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 736,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 737,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 738,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 739,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 740,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 741,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 742,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 743,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 744,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 745,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 746,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 747,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 748,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 749,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 750,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 751,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 752,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 753,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 754,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 755,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 756,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 757,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 758,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 759,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 760,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 761,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 762,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 763,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 764,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 765,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 766,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 767,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 768,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 769,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 770,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 771,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 772,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 773,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 774,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 775,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 776,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 777,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 778,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 779,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 780,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 781,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 782,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 783,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 784,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 785,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 786,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 787,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 788,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 789,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 790,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 791,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 792,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 793,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 794,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 795,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 796,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 797,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 798,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 799,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 800,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 801,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 802,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 803,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 804,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 805,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 806,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 807,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 808,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 809,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 810,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 811,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 812,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 813,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 814,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 815,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 816,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 817,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 818,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 819,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 820,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 821,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 822,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 823,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 824,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 825,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 826,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 827,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 828,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 829,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 830,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 831,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 832,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 833,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 834,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 835,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 836,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 837,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 838,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 839,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 840,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 841,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 842,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 843,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 844,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 845,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 846,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 847,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 848,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 849,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 850,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 851,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 852,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 853,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 854,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 855,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 856,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 857,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 858,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 859,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 860,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 861,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 862,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 863,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 864,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 865,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 866,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 867,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 868,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 869,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 870,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 871,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 872,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 873,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 874,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 875,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 876,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 877,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 878,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 879,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 880,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 881,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 882,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 883,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 884,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 885,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 886,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 887,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 888,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 889,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 890,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 891,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 892,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 893,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 894,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 895,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 896,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 897,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 898,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 899,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 900,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 901,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 902,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 903,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 904,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 905,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 906,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 907,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 908,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 909,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 910,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 911,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 912,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 913,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 914,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 915,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 916,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 917,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 918,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 919,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 920,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 921,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 922,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 923,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 924,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 925,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 926,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 927,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 928,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 929,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 930,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 931,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 932,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 933,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 934,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 935,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 936,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 937,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 938,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 939,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 940,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 941,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 942,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 943,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 944,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 945,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 946,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 947,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 948,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 949,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 950,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 951,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 952,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 953,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 954,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 955,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 956,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 957,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 958,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 959,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 960,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 961,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 962,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 963,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 964,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 965,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 966,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 967,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 968,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 969,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 970,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 971,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 972,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 973,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 974,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 975,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 976,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 977,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 978,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 979,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 980,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 981,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 982,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 983,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 984,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 985,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 986,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 987,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 988,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 989,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 990,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 991,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 992,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 993,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 994,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 995,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 996,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 997,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 998,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 999,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 1000,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 1001,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 1002,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 1003,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 1004,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A father fish."
},
{
"id": 1005,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 1006,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 1007,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 1008,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 1009,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 1010,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 1011,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 1012,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 1013,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 1014,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 1015,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 1016,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 1017,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 1018,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 1019,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 1020,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 1021,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 1022,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 1023,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 1024,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 1025,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 1026,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 1027,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 1028,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 1029,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 1030,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 1031,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 1032,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 1033,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 1034,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 1035,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 1036,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 1037,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 1038,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 1039,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 1040,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 1041,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 1042,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 1043,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 1044,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 1045,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 1046,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 1047,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 1048,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 1049,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 1050,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 1051,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 1052,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 1053,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 1054,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 1055,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 1056,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 1057,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 1058,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 1059,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 1060,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 1061,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 1062,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 1063,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 1064,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 1065,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 1066,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 1067,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 1068,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 1069,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 1070,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 1071,
"dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 1072,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 1073,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 1074,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 1075,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 1076,
"dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?",
"summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut."
},
{
"id": 1077,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
"summary": "An investigator."
},
{
"id": 1078,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 1079,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?",
"summary": "A tunee fish."
},
{
"id": 1080,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 1081,
"dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
"summary": "A bulldozer."
},
{
"id": 1082,
"dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?",
"summary": "He let out a little wine."
},
{
"id": 1083,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 1084,
"dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 1085,
"dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?",
"summary": "You put a little boogie in it."
},
{
"id": 1086,
"dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?",
"summary": "A carrot."
},
{
"id": 1087,
"dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?",
"summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead."
},
{
"id": 1088,
"dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?",
"summary": "Because it was framed."
},
{
"id": 1089,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?",
"summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
},
{
"id": 1090,
"dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"summary": "They'd crack each other up."
},
{
"id": 1091,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 1092,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 1093,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
"summary": "A gummy bear."
},
{
"id": 1094,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 1095,
"dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
"summary": "A cornfield."
},
{
"id": 1096,
"dialogue": "did the buffalo say when his son left for college?",
"summary": "Bison."
},
{
"id": 1097,
"dialogue": "What do you call a magician who loses his magic?",
"summary": "Ian."
},
{
"id": 1098,
"dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?",
"summary": "Because she will let it go."
},
{
"id": 1099,
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?",
"summary": "Nacho cheese."
},
{
"id": 1100,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?",
"summary": "It was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 1101,
"dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?",
"summary": "I'll meet you at the corner."
},
{
"id": 1102,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 1103,
"dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?",
"summary": "For holding up a pair of pants!"
},
{
"id": 1104,
"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 1105,
"dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?",
"summary": "Because they make up everything."
},
{
"id": 1106,
"dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?",
"summary": "Supplies!"
},
{
"id": 1107,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 1108,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?",
"summary": "DINO-mite!"
},
{
"id": 1109,
"dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 1110,
"dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?",
"summary": "Because every play has a cast."
},
{
"id": 1111,
"dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?",
"summary": "Igloos it together."
},
{
"id": 1112,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?",
"summary": "A king fish."
},
{
"id": 1113,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?",
"summary": "It was too tired."
},
{
"id": 1114,
"dialogue": "What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?",
"summary": "A receding hare-line."
},
{
"id": 1115,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 1116,
"dialogue": "What's a ghost's favorite dessert?",
"summary": "Boo-berry pie."
},
{
"id": 1117,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?",
"summary": "Because he was always spotted."
},
{
"id": 1118,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?",
"summary": "A labracadabrador."
},
{
"id": 1119,
"dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?",
"summary": "Because some relationships don't work out."
},
{
"id": 1120,
"dialogue": "What did the zero say to the eight?",
"summary": "Nice belt!"
},
{
"id": 1121,
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?",
"summary": "A satisfactory."
},
{
"id": 1122,
"dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?",
"summary": "Because they use honeycombs."
},
{
"id": 1123,
"dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?",
"summary": "An irrelephant."
},
{
"id": 1124,
"dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?",
"summary": "You planet."
},
{
"id": 1125,
"dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?",
"summary": "A cat-astrophe."
},
{
"id": 1126,
"dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?",
"summary": "Because it felt crummy."
},
{
"id": 1127,
"dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?",
"summary": "Spoiled milk."
},
{
"id": 1128,
"dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?",
"summary": "For holding up a pair of pants."
},
{
"id": 1129,
"dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?",
"summary": "Tooth-hurty."
},
{
"id": 1130,
"dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?",
"summary": "An investi-gator."
},
{
"id": 1131,
"dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?",
"summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing."
},
{
"id": 1132,
"dialogue": "What kind of tree fits in your hand?",
"summary": "A palm tree."
},
{
"id": 1133,
"dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?",
"summary": "An impasta."
},
{
"id": 1134,
"dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?",
"summary": "Because it lost its bearings."
},
{
"id": 1135,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"summary": "An abdominal snowman."
},
{
"id": 1136,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?",
"summary": "In case he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 1137,
"dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?",
"summary": "A meowtain."
},
{
"id": 1138,
"dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?",
"summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels."
},
{
"id": 1139,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?",
"summary": "B."
},
{
"id": 1140,
"dialogue": "Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?",
"summary": "Because then it would be a foot."
},
{
"id": 1141,
"dialogue": "What has keys but can't open locks?",
"summary": "A piano."
},
{
"id": 1142,
"dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 1143,
"dialogue": "How do you make holy water?",
"summary": "You boil the hell out of it."
},
{
"id": 1144,
"dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?",
"summary": "Tweethearts."
},
{
"id": 1145,
"dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?",
"summary": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"id": 1146,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 1147,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?",
"summary": "A dino-snore."
},
{
"id": 1148,
"dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?",
"summary": "Because it was two-tired."
},
{
"id": 1149,
"dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?",
"summary": "Dam."
},
{
"id": 1150,
"dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?",
"summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans."
},
{
"id": 1151,
"dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?",
"summary": "A satisfactory."
},
{
"id": 1152,
"dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?",
"summary": "It got mugged."
},
{
"id": 1153,
"dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?",
"summary": "A waist of time."
},
{
"id": 1154,
"dialogue": "Why did the cookie cry?",
"summary": "Because his father was a wafer so long."
},
{
"id": 1155,
"dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?",
"summary": "Roberto."
},
{
"id": 1156,
"dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?",
"summary": "Because he got a hole in one."
},
{
"id": 1157,
"dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?",
"summary": "A labracadabrador."
},
{
"id": 1158,
"dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?",
"summary": "Nacho cheese."
},
{
"id": 1159,
"dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?",
"summary": "A puddle."
},
{
"id": 1160,
"dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?",
"summary": "Because it had too many problems."
},
{
"id": 1161,
"dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?",
"summary": "Frostbite."
},
{
"id": 1162,
"dialogue": "Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?",
"summary": "So he could have sweet dreams."
},
{
"id": 1163,
"dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no socks on?",
"summary": "Bare-foot."
},
{
"id": 1164,
"dialogue": "What do you call a lemon that\u2019s an astronaut?",
"summary": "A lemonaut."
},
{
"id": 1165,
"dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?",
"summary": "Because they might peel."
},
{
"id": 1166,
"dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn\u2019t come back?",
"summary": "A stick."
},
{
"id": 1167,
"dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?",
"summary": "Because they are shellfish."
}
]