Ayush-Singh/gpt-jokes · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Tell me a joke Picking up a Sea World Protestor Should we go back to my place, free willy and see how long Tilikum? Guaranteed Soak-Zone.
Tell me a joke Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one that had a dream
Tell me a joke What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey!
Tell me a joke What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land.
Tell me a joke Why is Budweiser just like having sex on a boat? Because both are fucking close to water...
Tell me a joke What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store? Looking for the tight seal
Tell me a joke Started playing with the self-retracting cord on my vacuum to find out how much weight it can pull; long story short, I'm Batman now.
Tell me a joke I'm quitting drinking for good Now I drink for Evil.
Tell me a joke How is having a new dishwasher at a kitchen job like being in the Matrix? There is no spoon.
Tell me a joke The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, ""Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."" She said, ""Why did you say that twice?"" I said, ""I didn't.""
Tell me a joke My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist.
Tell me a joke Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes but I'm not wild about it.
Tell me a joke Why is Obama pro gay marriage? Because he is a cock sucker
Tell me a joke How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking? Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Tell me a joke Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards.
Tell me a joke I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake.
Tell me a joke Premature ejaculation was the number one public health issue in the North Pole in 2016 Looks like Santa came early this year
Tell me a joke 5 out of 6 scientists feel Russian Roulette is safe
Tell me a joke What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.
Tell me a joke No One Understands Me I'm a barefooter, so no one can walk a mile in my shoes.
Tell me a joke Why did the meme crossed the road A meme beme screme
Tell me a joke I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition. It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time.
Tell me a joke Social services would take the kids away if they saw my house right now. Does anyone have their phone number?
Tell me a joke I start conversations with my children by saying ""Listen to me,"" to ensure they stop paying attention from the beginning.
Tell me a joke Fatherhood Tip : If there's puke in your coat pocket and poop on your shoulder, you're holding the baby upside down.
Tell me a joke On this planet... Every 10 seconds... there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped!
Tell me a joke What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy? I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point
Tell me a joke If your kid texts you questions about the price of replacing any household item, you will be replacing said item.
Tell me a joke Your momma... Your momma is so fat when she gets into the elevator it HAS to go down
Tell me a joke Did you hear that joke Ray Rice made? It has a great punchline.
Tell me a joke Civilization is just one really long and annoying group project.
Tell me a joke Pretty sure the guy who named them ""walkie talkies"" got fired before he could name other military equipment.
Tell me a joke Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you're in an argument, you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute.
Tell me a joke Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.
Tell me a joke first you light 100 candles, then you fall asleep. this 'burn your house down' spell works every time
Tell me a joke What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon
Tell me a joke Steve Irwin lived like he died... ...with animals in his heart.
Tell me a joke My doctor wouldn't examine me when I said I was having hearing problems... He just said it was ear relevant
Tell me a joke [puts a tub of Blue Bell in the cart] Ma'am, did you hear there was a recall? That could be deadly. [slowly puts second tub in cart]
Tell me a joke If a stranger catches you taking their photo, let them know it's okay by softly saying, ""Don't worry, this is just for me""
Tell me a joke My first time riding a bike was like my first time having sex Both times my dad helped me from behind
Tell me a joke I've been drinking my urine for years, but NASA still refuses to let me be an astronaut. ""There's more to it than that"" they say. Whatever.
Tell me a joke Dasher, dancer, prancer, and vixen. The four stages of Bruce Jenner.
Tell me a joke Someone hit someone with a knife between his fingers. I guess you could say he...Spiked his punch. ( )
Tell me a joke If you woke up naked in the woods with a condom up your ass would you tell anyone? No?.. Wanna go camping?
Tell me a joke what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!
Tell me a joke People who say ""the future is now"" don't understand how time works.
Tell me a joke What's a Norwegian's favourite car? A Fjord Fjesta
Tell me a joke All this talk about Trump hating immigrants... Yet he married two of them.
Tell me a joke Q: why do the gay guys like midnight? A: twelve DONGS!
Tell me a joke What do transsexuals run on? Gender fluid.
Tell me a joke The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
Tell me a joke What tick likes to run? Politicks
Tell me a joke Get a slab of bread dough. Wrap dental floss around it. Congratulations, you've seen me naked.
Tell me a joke [during dinner on a date] ""I'm currently in university"" how long is your degree? ""normally a year, but I have dial up, so probably 2""
Tell me a joke The worst part of a photographic memory is keeping all the negatives.
Tell me a joke You know what they say about having big hands and big feet 2 out of 3 is not bad
Tell me a joke What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence? Mountin' time
Tell me a joke Q: Why did the man put cheese on his computer? A: He wanted to feed the mouse.
Tell me a joke A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Where'd ya get it?"" The parrot says, ""Africa."" (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
Tell me a joke Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. When you pull them your arsehole twitches.
Tell me a joke My girlfriend is like a lawnmower... Everyone is asking to borrow her.
Tell me a joke Scientist found out... once shown the exit.
Tell me a joke What do you call a baby Muslim? A hand grenade.
Tell me a joke If a threesome with two guys and a girl is called a ""manwich"", what do you call a threesome with two girls and a guy? Vaggie burger.
Tell me a joke What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection? My dogma ate it.
Tell me a joke Why did the physicist masturbate to the electron? It was in the excited state.
Tell me a joke So a pirate walks into a bar... A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender asks him why he has the wheel on him, and the pirate replies ""YARR! IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!""
Tell me a joke The man who invented anagrams has sadly passed away May he erect a penis
Tell me a joke Boyfriend asked me to put a few planks of wood together... Nailed it!
Tell me a joke I went to Lowe's to buy a human-sized microwave & the guy loudly said they don't exist & then took me to a back room & they had lots of them
Tell me a joke Anal sex and cabbage have a lot in common. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
Tell me a joke Black people can be racist too It's just that white people are so much better at it.
Tell me a joke Happy Mother's Day to moms around the world !!! advanced aprils fools day guys!!!
Tell me a joke Awesome Moment when you are telling lie and your best friend notices and joins you . :)
Tell me a joke I wonder if my potential boyfriend is hiding at the bottom of this ice cream tub.
Tell me a joke [OC] I went to prison for identity theft. Good news is I'm cell mates with a famous musician, bad news is I'm now Rick James' bitch
Tell me a joke Why don't Mexican's sweat as much as other races? They don't want to fill up the river as they cross it.
Tell me a joke I have a black belt in leather
Tell me a joke Never have sex before 20... It can be difficult to perform in front of an audience.
Tell me a joke The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller.
Tell me a joke I am willing to promise my kids anything just so they go away for a while. I learned that trick from the government
Tell me a joke ""Bite me, asshole"" - grammatically correct and scathing ""Bite me asshole"" - kinky pirate
Tell me a joke Acid is like a woman. A good one will eat right through your pants.
Tell me a joke Username walks into a hotel... And asks for a room. A few days later he leaves. I guess you could say, Username checks out.
Tell me a joke How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it? Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
Tell me a joke Lost and Found I was reading the lost and found section of the paper and saw this: ""Found, one black boy's bicycle."" Wonder how they knew?
Tell me a joke A vinter had twin ginger daughters. He named the first Rosay and the second Rose bee.
Tell me a joke I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through Columbia behind a donkey.
Tell me a joke How can you get a cannibal to go away? Give him the finger.
Tell me a joke My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me... It's soda grading.
Tell me a joke My buddy's autistic twin brother has a seizure while on a camping trip, causing my buddy to miss his first day on the job at Dominoes. ""Tell the manager your brother had a Little Caesar""
Tell me a joke Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?
Tell me a joke Why was the little drop of ink so sad? Because his father was in the pen, and he didn't know how long the sentence was!
Tell me a joke whats a pimps favorite cereal? cheeryhoes
Tell me a joke How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ......All of it.
Tell me a joke Two crows were sitting on a bench... They were arrested for attempted murder.
Tell me a joke How many black men does it take to feed a family? Just one, if you eat the whole thing.
Tell me a joke person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person: hi
Tell me a joke What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Tell me a joke Picking up a Sea World Protestor Should we go back to my place, free willy and see how long Tilikum? Guaranteed Soak-Zone.

Tell me a joke Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one that had a dream

Tell me a joke What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey!

Tell me a joke What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land.

Tell me a joke Why is Budweiser just like having sex on a boat? Because both are fucking close to water...

Tell me a joke What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store? Looking for the tight seal

Tell me a joke Started playing with the self-retracting cord on my vacuum to find out how much weight it can pull; long story short, I'm Batman now.

Tell me a joke I'm quitting drinking for good Now I drink for Evil.

Tell me a joke How is having a new dishwasher at a kitchen job like being in the Matrix? There is no spoon.

Tell me a joke The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, ""Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."" She said, ""Why did you say that twice?"" I said, ""I didn't.""

Tell me a joke My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist.

Tell me a joke Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes but I'm not wild about it.

Tell me a joke Why is Obama pro gay marriage? Because he is a cock sucker

Tell me a joke How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking? Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Tell me a joke Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards.

Tell me a joke I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake.

Tell me a joke Premature ejaculation was the number one public health issue in the North Pole in 2016 Looks like Santa came early this year

Tell me a joke 5 out of 6 scientists feel Russian Roulette is safe

Tell me a joke What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.

Tell me a joke No One Understands Me I'm a barefooter, so no one can walk a mile in my shoes.

Tell me a joke Why did the meme crossed the road A meme beme screme

Tell me a joke I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition. It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time.

Tell me a joke Social services would take the kids away if they saw my house right now. Does anyone have their phone number?

Tell me a joke I start conversations with my children by saying ""Listen to me,"" to ensure they stop paying attention from the beginning.

Tell me a joke Fatherhood Tip : If there's puke in your coat pocket and poop on your shoulder, you're holding the baby upside down.

Tell me a joke On this planet... Every 10 seconds... there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped!

Tell me a joke What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy? I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Tell me a joke If your kid texts you questions about the price of replacing any household item, you will be replacing said item.

Tell me a joke Your momma... Your momma is so fat when she gets into the elevator it HAS to go down

Tell me a joke Did you hear that joke Ray Rice made? It has a great punchline.

Tell me a joke Civilization is just one really long and annoying group project.

Tell me a joke Pretty sure the guy who named them ""walkie talkies"" got fired before he could name other military equipment.

Tell me a joke Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you're in an argument, you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute.

Tell me a joke Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.

Tell me a joke first you light 100 candles, then you fall asleep. this 'burn your house down' spell works every time

Tell me a joke What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon

Tell me a joke Steve Irwin lived like he died... ...with animals in his heart.

Tell me a joke My doctor wouldn't examine me when I said I was having hearing problems... He just said it was ear relevant

Tell me a joke [puts a tub of Blue Bell in the cart] Ma'am, did you hear there was a recall? That could be deadly. [slowly puts second tub in cart]

Tell me a joke If a stranger catches you taking their photo, let them know it's okay by softly saying, ""Don't worry, this is just for me""

Tell me a joke My first time riding a bike was like my first time having sex Both times my dad helped me from behind

Tell me a joke I've been drinking my urine for years, but NASA still refuses to let me be an astronaut. ""There's more to it than that"" they say. Whatever.

Tell me a joke Dasher, dancer, prancer, and vixen. The four stages of Bruce Jenner.

Tell me a joke Someone hit someone with a knife between his fingers. I guess you could say he...Spiked his punch. ( )

Tell me a joke If you woke up naked in the woods with a condom up your ass would you tell anyone? No?.. Wanna go camping?

Tell me a joke what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!

Tell me a joke People who say ""the future is now"" don't understand how time works.

Tell me a joke What's a Norwegian's favourite car? A Fjord Fjesta

Tell me a joke All this talk about Trump hating immigrants... Yet he married two of them.

Tell me a joke Q: why do the gay guys like midnight? A: twelve DONGS!

Tell me a joke What do transsexuals run on? Gender fluid.

Tell me a joke The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

Tell me a joke What tick likes to run? Politicks

Tell me a joke Get a slab of bread dough. Wrap dental floss around it. Congratulations, you've seen me naked.

Tell me a joke [during dinner on a date] ""I'm currently in university"" how long is your degree? ""normally a year, but I have dial up, so probably 2""

Tell me a joke The worst part of a photographic memory is keeping all the negatives.

Tell me a joke You know what they say about having big hands and big feet 2 out of 3 is not bad

Tell me a joke What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence? Mountin' time

Tell me a joke Q: Why did the man put cheese on his computer? A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Tell me a joke A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Where'd ya get it?"" The parrot says, ""Africa."" (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Tell me a joke Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. When you pull them your arsehole twitches.

Tell me a joke My girlfriend is like a lawnmower... Everyone is asking to borrow her.

Tell me a joke Scientist found out... once shown the exit.

Tell me a joke What do you call a baby Muslim? A hand grenade.

Tell me a joke If a threesome with two guys and a girl is called a ""manwich"", what do you call a threesome with two girls and a guy? Vaggie burger.

Tell me a joke What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection? My dogma ate it.

Tell me a joke Why did the physicist masturbate to the electron? It was in the excited state.

Tell me a joke So a pirate walks into a bar... A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender asks him why he has the wheel on him, and the pirate replies ""YARR! IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!""

Tell me a joke The man who invented anagrams has sadly passed away May he erect a penis

Tell me a joke Boyfriend asked me to put a few planks of wood together... Nailed it!

Tell me a joke I went to Lowe's to buy a human-sized microwave & the guy loudly said they don't exist & then took me to a back room & they had lots of them

Tell me a joke Anal sex and cabbage have a lot in common. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

Tell me a joke Black people can be racist too It's just that white people are so much better at it.

Tell me a joke Happy Mother's Day to moms around the world !!! advanced aprils fools day guys!!!

Tell me a joke Awesome Moment when you are telling lie and your best friend notices and joins you . :)

Tell me a joke I wonder if my potential boyfriend is hiding at the bottom of this ice cream tub.

Tell me a joke [OC] I went to prison for identity theft. Good news is I'm cell mates with a famous musician, bad news is I'm now Rick James' bitch

Tell me a joke Why don't Mexican's sweat as much as other races? They don't want to fill up the river as they cross it.

Tell me a joke I have a black belt in leather

Tell me a joke Never have sex before 20... It can be difficult to perform in front of an audience.

Tell me a joke The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller.

Tell me a joke I am willing to promise my kids anything just so they go away for a while. I learned that trick from the government

Tell me a joke ""Bite me, asshole"" - grammatically correct and scathing ""Bite me asshole"" - kinky pirate

Tell me a joke Acid is like a woman. A good one will eat right through your pants.

Tell me a joke Username walks into a hotel... And asks for a room. A few days later he leaves. I guess you could say, Username checks out.

Tell me a joke How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it? Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Tell me a joke Lost and Found I was reading the lost and found section of the paper and saw this: ""Found, one black boy's bicycle."" Wonder how they knew?

Tell me a joke A vinter had twin ginger daughters. He named the first Rosay and the second Rose bee.

Tell me a joke I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through Columbia behind a donkey.

Tell me a joke How can you get a cannibal to go away? Give him the finger.

Tell me a joke My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me... It's soda grading.

Tell me a joke My buddy's autistic twin brother has a seizure while on a camping trip, causing my buddy to miss his first day on the job at Dominoes. ""Tell the manager your brother had a Little Caesar""

Tell me a joke Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?

Tell me a joke Why was the little drop of ink so sad? Because his father was in the pen, and he didn't know how long the sentence was!

Tell me a joke whats a pimps favorite cereal? cheeryhoes

Tell me a joke How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ......All of it.

Tell me a joke Two crows were sitting on a bench... They were arrested for attempted murder.

Tell me a joke How many black men does it take to feed a family? Just one, if you eat the whole thing.

Tell me a joke person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person: hi

Tell me a joke What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!