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> I mean, that's what made Dragon Ball so good. Dragon Ball is sufficiently profound while avoiding melodrama, edge and over-reliancd on flashbacks. As a work of art, Dragon Ball is earnest and sincere and can occasionally poke fun of itself. That means a whole lot more to me than KnY which carries itself with such seriousness while still having the same flaws your typical Nekketsu Shnen suffers from, making it no better than Naruto or Bleach |
No dragon ball is plain and repetitive and suffers a lot from the seinfeld effect. |
> Melodrama edge and flashbacks |
Not bad by definition. Suck cock <|endoftext|> |
Some otaku Grug painted the Venus of Willendorf on one of them, which gave it magical powers. <|endoftext|> |
Actually it isn't. <span class="spoiler">The female orgasm causes the muscles along the walls of the vagina to contract, theoretically delivering your sperm to the uterus in seconds rather than hours. Sperm has to survive long enough within the female reproductive system until the egg is released into the fallopian tube, and the female reproductive system by design is a harsh place. Millions of sperm die really, really fast so the more to reach the uterus and ultimately the fallopian tubes, the better. |
Giving Urg an orgasm gives Pug's seed a good head start over Grug's. <|endoftext|> |
Not even remotely, Simic was easily one of the worst pairs just a couple years ago. |
I love that they gave red impulse draw, shame Escape to the Wilds got hit for clover's sins. Red is best when even the grug cards have some utility <|endoftext|> |
>How good is MonoR is modern day Magic |
It tends to be the best deck whenever a rotation happens. A few years ago it was easily the best deck even at the very end of rotation and could not be beat, mostly due to Bomat Courier, Goblin Chainwhirler and pic related. |
Right now, Mono-White is doing a way better job at being an aggressive deck than Mono-Red is, so everyone that wants to go grug plays that instead. Burn is still a fun archetype in Historic, Pioqueer and Memedern, though, and decently strong. |
>How good is Boros Legion in modern day Magic |
The last two times Boros was a great color combination was half a year ago with cycling nonsense and Zenith Flare (hardly a traditional Boros strategy, though it reminds one of a mega Lightning Helix) and prior to that two to three years ago in a more classical aggro deck that had Ravnica 3.0 and Ixalan cards. <|endoftext|> |
You can be the hero we need. I would do it, but I'm grug and I don't know shit about computers. <|endoftext|> |
grug see animation go smooth |
grug say AOTS |
simple as <|endoftext|> |
GRUG BUY ROCK |
ROCK GO DOWN |
BUT GRUG NO SELL |
GRUG HAVE STRONG HANDS <|endoftext|> sounds makes grug brain happy <|endoftext|> |
What would be better? |
>girl has giant ntr fetish, has always wanted to be in a harem because of it but nobody ever had the balls to try it |
>girl is openly bisexual, leaning towards preferring girls, and figured a harem is the best place to indulge her fetish |
>girl uses grug logic of multiple wives = strong male and decides to stake her claim |
Any way it goes, now I'm really hoping that the last girl will be actively pushing for a harem route <|endoftext|> |
>More spiteful than an entire mountain of dwarves |
>Holds a grudge like a motherfucker |
>Willing to do anything to get what he wants even at the detriment to himself |
What about these aren't personality traits exactly? |
Or is it just you don't like his personality and you're a grug-mind that can't comprehend that having a shitty asshole personality is still a personality. <|endoftext|> |
Grug mortals. <|endoftext|> |
I got bullied by a girl once in 5th grade, afaik. |
Somehow she turned the grug on, so I did what I always did when angry- punched the problem in the face. |
When her mother came to press me, I've told in the sweetest woice possible, that the evil girl was picking on me, a naive nerdy boy in spectacles, and some shit. |
Her mother has scolded her before me, it was a triumph. |
So,I git three things from that ordeal. |
1) you should never again punch girls, next time that will be a father, not an idiot mother |
2) spectacles are the best camo |
3) maybe I should take my parents' legal profession too <|endoftext|> |
Eventually she got the trigger to grug mode and trolls me for that even now. You see, no one expects that from a calm, somewhat vampiric lawyer in a quite obscure area of practice. |
And then I forget myself and open the door in the wrong direction. <|endoftext|> |
Well, you better keep the Grug mode untill you die then. |
Your living the dream, anon. Congrats. |
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>dear, aren't we supposed to be married next year? |
>cavebear alert mode on |
>weeeelll I suppose we do |
>so we are getting married, it will be in a summer, you will finance it (meaning I won't be taking her salary for the greater good of down payment till summer) |
>Grug was proposed to by a funny girl who runs fast and talks even faster <|endoftext|> |
Fuck them, they are stupid and that girl is funny. Basically, I have a Grug mode and each time I turned it on it worked. She has also scared away a monstrous German girl two times her size who was stalking me. Dunno how she did that. <|endoftext|> |
>of course she turns out to be the biggest virgin I've ever seen, with a domineering monster of a mother |
>absentee father |
>and really thinking that the simps were acknowledging her superior intellect and witty humor (which she had in abundance still) |
>darling, when you were up there at the ceiling, they were not listening to your smarts, they were eyeing your ass |
>(some years pass) |
>darling, the New Year is coming |
>I am in a caveman mode |
>don't we have any plans for next year? |
>eh, I am lazily making up some trivial shit like vacation plans and such |
>maybe something else? |
>eh, I plan to take a mortgage |
>aaaaand maybe something else? |
>woman, Grug is too tired for this shit |
(cont) <|endoftext|> |
Julius can flex individual muscle fibers and shit, he might think of himself as grug smash but that takes insane levels of mind-muscle connection, at the very least. Not comparable to Raian turning purple and chimping out at people <|endoftext|> |
Julius is the most braindead it's literally just grug smash <|endoftext|> OOGA BOOGA ME FIGHTFAG GRUG LIKE LUFFY BIG PUNCH HEHEHE <|endoftext|> |
Grug see hole |
Grug excited <|endoftext|> |
Grug wanna sex |
Grug wanna slam |
Grug wanna cum <|endoftext|> |
>good multi faceted character |
>vs |
>comedic relief yonko and Grug <|endoftext|> |
Pathetic is a point of view Anakin. You must free yourself from the cloud of lies of the jedi (buddhist faggots) council. |
Have you heard the story of darth schlong the retard? I thought not, it's a Chad legend. Darth schlong was so retarded that he was able to manipulate thots into believing he was a pound town type of guy. He got all the bitches. Then one day, christians told him his polygamy was amoral, and unholy. They told him to give up his bitches, renounce his ways, and repent-- or be executed. Which, of course, he was. He would not repent, and went out in a blaze of glory. |
Ironic, he could get all the bitches, but he could bitch himself. |
My master taught me everything, including the nature of the chad side. If one is to truly exercise their will to power, you must embrace... a larger view of morality than just the dogmatic view of the judeo-christian secular humanists. |
Indeed, only through my cock can salvation be achieved. Only through embracing monkey and the grug brain can true enlightenment be attained. We shall eliminate the jedi council who are too clouded by ascitism to think with their cock. We shall catch the lolis when they are off balance, and there will be peace in my galactic empire (if you know what I mean hehe). <|endoftext|> |
I like the |
>fuck your mount, grug punch harder |
part of him. <|endoftext|> |
It'd be funnier if he was an Uvongin type character but had some insanely complicated support ability that he managed to turn offensive. But he'll probably just be some grug ability. <|endoftext|> |
Not him but I think the English language is pretty nice with how simple it is, I mean for fuck's sake, a god damn highschool drop out like me could learn it on his own, grug-tier or not it work well enough. |
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