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i do ! i also think that everyone should be able to catch a buzz at work without any police state bullshit . being a pilot must be really stressful , those people need anxiety relief . america doesn ' t even tolerate pilots ! [ 100 ]

circlejerk

thanks for all your support guys ! this is chris from digital duels . please also remember to thank raptor gaming for sponsoring this so that they ' ll continue to support tournaments like this . after seeing the response from this na tournament , i ' d like to see about additional amateur tournaments including eu and au , but i won ' t be able to unless we show them you care . please go to their facebook page and post a quick thank you and like their page if you want more tournaments like this ! https : / / www . facebook . com / raptor . gaming . usa also , just for signing up for the tournament , you ' ll get a coupon code for 20 % off anything in the store ! what are you waiting for ?

HeroesofNewerth

you haven ' t received the memo yet ? / r / atheism is currently only upvoting posts that have absolutely nothing to do with atheism . but hey , on the bright side , at least it ' s not another gay marriage post !

atheism

according to this post , [ " director mizushima said the anime doesn ' t show pantsu . " ] ( http : / / myanimelist . net / forum / ? topicid = 442551 ) i ' m actually kinda okay with that as long as the tanks are done right .

anime

john terry was married when he is alleged to have done that . he had a wife that he cheated upon . this is the main point of contention . also , personally , i don ' t think that being ex - wife or ex - girlfriend makes much of a difference as far as morals go but thank you very much for correcting the fact . also , as i mentioned below , the way bridge reacted to the whole saga , i cannot help feel that there was something to it . and yes , giggs is a cunt when he did what he did ( which i also believe he did ) . but i cannot equate or even put anywhere near , john terry and rio ferdinand in the same sentence as far as their general conduct has been .

soccer

i really wanted to immigrate to the uk but lately things there seem to be going tits up . i don ' t want to go to prison for saying man jews have a lot of fucking money . ( which is essentially what one of the guys were locked up for saying . ) and the shit muslims get away with saying and doing in your country compared to that is just insane .

worldnews

i just saw my mistake , gracias friendo n _ _ n and i don ' t remember me1 as much since i ' ve destroyed my memory with me3 crap xd . but thats how i felt with kaidan in mass effect 3 , he was very helpful and his biotic powers were perfect . i guess you are right about the actor part though

masseffect

whoops , totally missed that . definitely a decent setup for free . i think it ' s interesting to see how the attitude towards board size has changed in recent years . eight years ago , people made fun of me for riding an 8 " . all my friends were on 7 . 5 or 7 . 625 . now , still riding 8s , i ' m on the smaller end , and 7 . 5 is referred to as a toothpick .

skateboarding

nice . could do with some more variety . i ' d say concentrate on getting mood shifts into your tracks and some kind of hook based compositions . saying this from listening to your audio tracks as there ' s a problem with playing the vimeo videos on your site . keep rocking !

advertising

incredible . a young man was arrested because he made a facebook group called " welcome to israel , only kidding you ' re in giffnock . " and others posted remarks on it . an example of a comment on the page which caused some of the other arrests was " hebrew is not needed in the train station [ because ] all the jews are fucking rich cunts they have gold plated bentleys " . 50 policemen were used for those , not to mention the processing costs and countless other wasted costs . i ' m sure glaswegians like myself will sleep better now knowing these monsters are off our streets with their jokes like that , how dare they ! what a joke . freedom of speech is apparently not guaranteed in the uk these days .

unitedkingdom

this is the point i ' m trying to make . lebron does close games , but when he does people go , " oh he ' s supposed to " and when he doesn ' t he ' s " unclutch " . in order to be " the closer " you will have games when you don ' t get it done .

nba

pegasi probably use their aerial maneuverability to overcome their foes , rather than proper phalanxes . i think of them like airplanes : there can be fast attack jets , heavier bombers , tank buster planes , etc . ground engagements can be done , but air is a lot harder to reach , and if they ' re fighting other pegasus groups , then it can be just as intense as infantry . earth ponies are probably the closest to regular infantry . they ' d need special equipment to hold things like swords , spears and shields , but it can be done . as for the unicorns , they ' d be artillery / tanks . their magic supports a variety of roles , and i can easily imagine them altering the very landscape to suit their side , or lobbing hellfire into enemy fortifications or formations . plus , they can act as aa guns against pegasi . the alicorns can be whatever . i have one who is trained in everything , but isn ' t the best at any of it . celestia strikes me as more of a diplomat , rather than a warrior , thought she would likely specialize in magic .

mylittlepony

i don ' t support the death penalty either . i think locking these assholes up for life is a death penalty . former cops that beat a defenseless man to death , would be a constant target in prison . no way they can protect them for life without solitary confinement . to me , that is a death penalty .

AnythingGoesNews

because not everyone is a fan : that is ( from left ) [ josh radnor ] ( http : / / www . imdb . com / name / nm1102140 / ) , [ cobie smulders ] ( http : / / www . imdb . com / name / nm1130627 / ) , noogen13 ' s friend , and [ jason segel ] ( http : / / www . imdb . com / name / nm0781981 / ) who are stars in the tv show [ how i met your mother ] ( http : / / en . wikipedia . org / wiki / how _ i _ met _ your _ mother ) .

pics

cooling off hot places takes considerably less energy than heating up cold places this is incorrect , if you look at how cooling systems work , they have an extra step in them to transfer the heat out of the cool region , they produce waste heat and this always makes them less efficient than heating up the same area . one possible source of confusion may be that you typically have a smaller temperature difference in a hot climate from optimum . 95 degrees ( common in hot climates ) is only 20 degrees away from 75 while 35 degrees ( a common winter temperature ) is twice as far . living in places like arizona it ' s more energy efficient than living in nyc or chicago this is generally false , the most common dwelling in arizona is a single family house or small apartment complex . the most common living in nyc or chicago is a medium sized apartment complex which is more energy efficient per capita because they have less surface area . also , distances travelled are shorter in cities due to higher density and more people seek out alternative transportation .

videos

i agree , it ' s more a story about the stores than anything . psn fixed it , now there ' s just a " rockband songs " icon iirc . but still , the cost per song is pretty high . in most cases , it ' s more expensive getting a song for rockband than the plain - music version costs off a legitimate distribution site like itunes , etc . i dunno . if you really love music , it ' s okay . but i ' m not that into it to think it was cheap enough . i guess a lot of people were , because they seem to be selling . : )

gaming

the last three are my favorite . i ' m a compulsive peeker so the wall idea would really screw with my head and i ' m always overly - cautious about air supply when underwater so that ' d make me feel like a crazy lady too . the painting idea is just creative and fun and creepy . . probably my favorite .

gaming

they ' re protestant in the sense that they " protested " the catholic church , i guess , but they weren ' t part of the protestant reformation . although if you ' re breaking it down to catholic vs . protestant , the anglican church would fall under protestant then .

funny

but if your economy is only those 10 people . . . and person 1 wants a car ( and presumably doesn ' t know how to build one ) . . . he is paying persons 2 - 10 to build it . then they make money , person 1 loses money .

politics

a slight correction to the map : france ' s gerboise bleue detonation was more of a scuttle than a test . france detonated the bomb without the testing equipment being fully set up in order to prevent the weapon from falling into the hands of troops engaged in a [ coup ] ( http : / / en . wikipedia . org / wiki / algiers _ putsch _ of _ 1961 )

MapPorn

hi mr . palmer , thanks for taking the time to do this ama . i ' m wondering what you think of the journalism industry ' s trend of not paying interns ? have you written anything comparing the work environment for students with paid internships and those without ? it could be an interesting comparison . i ' m about to graduate university , and an internship is required , which means i have to pay nearly $ 1 , 000 for the internship in course credit . sadly , over 80 percent of the offered internships don ' t actually pay anything , all while demanding 20 + hours per week . did you go through this process , and was it actually helpful ? thanks for your time .

IAmA

i play jazz for school , i don ' t particularly like it but its improved my playing a ridiculous amount since i started , if you can get past the boringness of it at first it might be good to check out some good standards .

Bass

yes ! i will occasionally run laps around the first level of my house when i feel energized . and then my dog gets excited and chases me so it ' s even more entertaining . i have no idea why i do it ; it ' s usually spontaneous and when i ' m home alone .

DoesAnybodyElse

you seem to have forgotten that starting a line with an octothorpe ( or multiple octothorpes ) gives you a heading as opposed to the number sign you were looking for . don ' t forget to escape those special characters ! \ \ # 6 = 9 / 10 : would bang twice . gives you \ # 6 = 9 / 10 : would bang twice .

pics

i don ' t know if the line of doppelgangers has ended with elena turning . tatia obviously had a kid before she was sacrificed and so did katherine before she was turned . tatia ' s or katherine ' s child could have had more than one child themselves and therefore would have the tatia ' s / katherine ' s blood line within them . the doppelganger was created in order to undo the curse on klaus and to be able to creat the hybrids . also , doppelgangers seem to show up every 500 years or so , so there would be a wait but i think as long as klaus is alive , the only original hybrid , doppelgangers will still pop up .

TheVampireDiaries

raising the marginal tax rate will not do anything , because the real issue is that the super rich never ever pay that marginal tax rate . small business owners who are themselves middle class , will be the ones paying that rate . people always insist on this . i have never seen any source cited to prove why it is impossible for taxes to be raised on the rich without destroying small business owners . congress makes some incredibly nuanced distinctions in the tax code , including [ distinguishing between small business owners and rich people who own businesses just to show tax losses . ] ( http : / / www . irs . gov / businesses / small / industries / article / 0 , , id = 98881 , 00 . html ) yes , rich people avoid taxes . but they still pay them . yes , if you raised taxes on the rich , then rich people would avoid some of those raised taxes . but they will still pay more in taxes . yes , the tax code could be clumsily drafted to soak business owners . that doesn ' t mean it necessarily must soak business owners in order to increase taxes paid by the rich .

politics

[ nypd targets black , latinos in stop and frisks : report ] ( http : / / www . wnyc . org / blogs / wnyc - news - blog / 2012 / may / 09 / nypd - targets - black - latinos - stop - and - frisks - report / ? utm _ source = feedburner & utm _ medium = feed & utm _ campaign = feed % 3a + wnyc _ home + ( wnyc + new + york + public + radio ) ) in 70 out of 76 precincts , blacks and latinos comprised more than half of the stops , the nyclu ' s report shows . even in precincts where blacks and latinos represent 14 percent or less of the population , they were the ones stopped in more than 70 percent of the cases , according to the findings .

worldnews

at first i was [ like ] ( http : / / gallery . nekito . net / albums / album05 / angel _ confused . gif ) , but then i was [ all ] ( http : / / img180 . imageshack . us / img180 / 4940 / ohhh . gif ) .

gameofthrones

my normal elo is 1765 , with a 51 . 79 % win ratio with 578 wins and 538 loses . my friend ' s stats is better than my in terms of win ratio and win / lose and his normal elo is like 1588 . . . i don ' t get this .

leagueoflegends

in all fairness , i don ' t think it was a play for steve blake . . . westbrook lost his defender and was lucky blake didn ' t hit that wipe open three . . . all in all kobe lost that for the lakers with 2 to 2 bad shots in the last 2 min . o , and did i mention steve blake was wide open on that last three .

nba

are your testicles inverted too ? does this hinder any athletic pursuits you may have ? what ' s your opinion on crocodiles ? or buckwheat pancakes ? you get $ 1 , 000 to show a loved one a really awesome day . who do you pick and what do you do for the 24 hours ?

IAmA

for some reason that ' s the part that really gets to me . i was already hating the freys for violating guest right and massacring so many characters i loved . but they took it too damn far when they sewed grey wind to rob . and throwing cat naked into the river didn ' t exactly sit well with me either . have some goddamn respect for the dead . especially after you slaughter their family members in front of them . freaking freys deserve everything they have coming to them .

asoiaf

wow , those are some powerful words to live by . thank you for that , and as for suicide , i had considered it , but all these posts are making me change my mind . thank you so much guys , this really means a lot to me !

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the thing with the reporting system is that , due to the massive amount of players , riot has resorted to creating the tribunal where players judge other players . what this means is that people get reported only if players decide to use this tribunal system and sort out cases of harassment . due to the bad rewards from the tribunal system and due to the long wait before you can vote on a case , it ' s no longer used by all players . therefore , some cases take a long time to make it to the tribunal and the person getting banned , which makes it seem as if people don ' t get banned at all . but i ' m sure you can get banned because my friend [ s ] got banned more than once due to leaving when they first started .

leagueoflegends

i ' ve lived here for 25 years and i ' ve gotten absolutely nowhere and not for a lack of effort . its like that scene in the matrix where trinity says , " you ' ve been down that road , you know exactly where it ends . " i ' ve been down every road in this burg and i ' m going in circles .

AskReddit

in other news i ' ve discovered after looking up the gamebryo engine that they claim to have used before , i forgot it was the engine fallout 3 and tes : iii and iv were made on . in addition , i learned that bethesda themselves did not make said engine , which was news to me . which actually makes me very curious as to what engines are actually made by the companies i associate them with , and exactly what it means for a developer to make a whole new engine for their game .

Games

best one gave the church 4 stars . i broke my effeminate boy ' s arm and now he is more masculine than seven segal . i wish more churches could share god ' s love through violence to minors . this church is my favorite . unlike those dirty catholics who defile boys , pastor sean believes in breaking their arms and beating them . i just wish jesus was more like pastor sean . instead of accepting people and healing the weak , he should have recommended breaking the arms of people who sin and beating them . i believe it ' s somewhere in leveticus right next to " burn all homos " i am just afraid that the liberal media would make this look like something it ' s not . beating the gay out of a child is what jesus would do . brilliant trolling .

atheism

great movie . i saw this movie last year and was really impressed . i like that the whole movie is really shot very steady and restrained and then during a fight between spacek and wilkinson that follows the two through the house the shooting went handheld and i thought that was really awesome . very motivated .

movies

hold up a rain fly for shelter from the rain , set up a bear bag , climbing up or down something , pulling someone up to safety , holding a splint in place , using as a pulley system , make thread to fix clothing , straping something to your bag , make a trap , i could keep going and that ' s just from my backpacking experience . rope is a very handy tool .

zombies

i suppose my problem is possibly the other side of what you ' re stating - extracting the porn from the circumstances in which it ' s created is problematic . i don ' t know where the porn is from . i don ' t know if someone has been kidnapped and roofied to make a home - grown porn . i suspect someone like me - loosely termed anti - porn - would have to look at things by a case - by - case basis . i don ' t think there ' s anything wrong with your example at first look . and personally - i don ' t enjoy porn that much that i want to spend time sifting through it to find ethical porn . i may be somewhat anti - sex , as you say . i certainly feel there ' s something broken with a lot of conventional sex ; look at the stats on heterosexual women achieving orgasm , we ' re ok ( societially ) with women faking orgasms , there ' s the whole virgin - whore thing , and there ' s the dominance issue you bring up . it ' s not entwined in biology , though , thankfully . like i said , my prime focus on looking at this stuff is intersex / dsd - if men and women can be biologically both a man and a woman , there ' s not a lot of biological functions one can cleanly attribute to male or female physiology . plus , where we ' re at in neuroscience is that we can ' t even tell the difference between male and female brains . i ' m not sure i agree that there are big leaps in the sex - is - harm language . true , they are used as sometimes benign terms , but i also have a pretty robust notion that language frames our thoughts . for example : http : / / en . wikipedia . org / wiki / framing _ effect _ ( psychology ) given that , even the benign uses may frame how we think about things on an implicit level . please bear in mind that my thoughts are fairly incohate on the subject of porn , so if i ' m a bit rambly , well . at some point i might put a paper together . again , though , i ' m not sure i ' m up for it . maybe i should say i ' m porn - cautious ? thanks for this discussion - i really appreciate it .

TwoXChromosomes

" oh my god these funny pictures are hilarious ! wait , what is a subreddit ? oh cool so there ' s a few more types of this thing . " 3 hours later . . . . " there ' s a subreddit for everything ! i ' m never leaving this place ! ! "

AskReddit

yeah , this cyber neighborhood is sketchy sometimes lol i made mistakes and have learned from some . wisdom with age , yes , but you have to know what to do with it . my best advice : keep eyes and ears open . don ' t settle till you get what you want . not what you think you need . starting over is no fun and i have and maybe on verge of doing again .

watchpeopledie

i think there ' s two scenarios , both come to the outcome that you need to spend more time with your kid / pay more attention to them and teach them things . 1 . your kid is an adventurer and is always wandering away if you look away for half a second . 2 . you ' re a lazy ass parent who needs to learn to watch your kid . i mean if your kid is that little , hold his fucking hand and don ' t let go , it ' s not like he can run that fast and rip his hand from your clutches . discipline your kid if they wander off , it ' s how i learned when i was little . good ol ' slap on the ass !

funny

what you ' re comment implies is that the ash left baked remains of people behind in the shape of a body . what actually happened was that their bodies were completely covered in ash then as the ash compressed , the bodies decayed away leaving holes in the ash - rock in the shape of bodies . archeologists filled those holes with plaster so we could see the position the people died in . they are casts of the holes left behind , humans dont fossilize well . just incase you didn ' t know .

HistoryPorn

that is ridiculous . for starters , the bank never had all their deposits on hand in the first place . that really doesn ' t have anything to do with what we ' re talking about . if confidence in the bank is lost , their deposits are at risk in a run regardless of whether the banking side did anything wrong . again , if fdic insured deposits were never allowed to be gambled by investment banks , then the deposits themselves were never put in any extra danger by the diversification of the banks operations . if the holding company failed , the healthy commercial banking arm would simply be sold off to another holding company . this is just not true . while the commercial sides still had to adhere to the hold ratio , they were able to greatly increase their risks with the rest of the deposits , increasing the chances that deposits could not be guaranteed with the tangible assets of the companies . again , this is a separate issue . you ' re conflating the issue of reserve requirements with the issue of glass steagal . no fdic insured deposits were every directly utilized by investment banking arms . if you ask me , a lot of this simply has to do with the competition in the mortgage market . once you task a group of wall street agressive types with expanding your mortgage profits , they will go about it by taking whatever steps are necessary to initiate more loans . well , yeah , when banks are essentially guaranteed support by the federal reserve and are continuously subsidized . when the competition one - ups you and goes to 5 % , why not go to 0 % ? they ' re at 0 % ? we ' ll give you money to help you settle in ! no bank would engage in this kind of behavior without fdic and central banking . investors would instantly pull their capital .

politics

that ' s fun . i haven ' t gotten into the deck building as much . i know thats kind of the point , but i ' ve been kind it just combing the decks in a way that makes a loose sense . perhaps i should concentrate on the deck building as the real game .

boardgames

i have a 3 . 87 gpa and you need help from reddit composing a letter ? are you really that pathetic or are you one of those sports scholarship types whisked past admissions with substandard grades , shifted to easy courses so you can play ball for the school ? as for the job , well i ' m obviously a bit older than you , and because my company isn ' t huge , my wife does all the hiring . i ' m too busy running the company to conduct interviews myself . funny thing though , we generally have to hire people from outside the country . too many 3 . 87 jocks worrying about school sports i guess . guys like you generally wind up looking around for a while , joining the army with the hope of paying down a little student debt and getting shipped off to afghanistan . it ' s happened to three young fellows in our town this past year . they were all " football " types .

AskReddit

i run adblock plus and about once or twice a week the facebook ads sneak through it . however , if i just manually update the filter subscription then reload the facebook tab it makes the ads go away again for another few days . i don ' t understand why it happens , but this routine works to fix it . good luck !

firefox

i have wanted a set since the mm ' s replaced the momo line a couple years ago . if they are in the same neighborhood of awesomeness that i experienced with the momos ( had experience with the 10 " subs and 6 . 5 " comps ) they will be great .

CarAV

i ' ve heard that most of the amazon . com digital downloads will activate on steam , however , i could have been misinformed . i did some google - fu and from what i ' m finding the only place that seems to be selling these cards is gamestop ( might be a timed - exclusive partnership ) . i used [ e - rewards ] ( http : / / www . e - rewards . com / global _ home . do ) for a while and i would get a $ 25 gamestop gift card once every three months , however , they ' ve stopped sending me surveys and there are better options out there so i wouldn ' t recommend it . i have used gamestop gift cards to buy a psn gift cards ( i ' m in michigan , not sure if its universal for gs ) so if you have a way to get a gamestop gift card you should be able to " convert " it to a steam wallet card . edit : further clarification

beermoney

tattoos for personal use are always protected under fair use . this is why it ' s possible to get tattoos of disney characters without getting sued i could give less of a flying fuck how much blood and sweat you put into creating a custom design . . . anyone else has the absolute right to use that design for their own , personal , non - commercial enjoyment . people have the legal right to do lots of things that are still incredibly douchey . other people have the right to call the first people douchebags . whether that describes enragedsun or not idk , i haven ' t really thought much about this specific situation ' s relative douchebagginess .

tattoos

oh man , i never even though of that being a possibility . yep , even though i am a girl . . . i am not texting anything but motivational quotes from now on . that is a situation i would not want to be in .

funny

two detectives meet for the first time . detective a is the main character in the tv show and detective b is the hotshot from " downtown " who ' s taking over the investigation . at some point in their pissing contest , detective b will sneeringly tell detective a how he likes his coffee .

AskReddit

in her defense though , i am white . no . " white " doesn ' t describe a way of talking . does this mean people who speak eloquently , with proper diction are " white talkers " and those who speak in slang and colloquialisms are " black talkers " ? no . just , no . people need to learn how untrue that is .

funny

generate structures around a terrain , and mirror it . or do it control point based everyone is dumped out , and spawns in random areas , from building tops to valleys , there are no death tickets , the control points unlock after 5 minutes ( so it is fair ) , the team that controls all the points , then kills off the remaining enemies , wins . the other way to win , is the team that controls a majority of points after 20 minutes wins ( so games don ' t last too long ) .

Games

nonono no cowboy bebop adult swim has already overplayed that shit , no big - o it ' s overplayed that too . i ' m not saying those are bad series , but i ' ve seen enough of that shit on adult swim . yes to everything else , especially tenchi muyo . and blue gender . play shit adult swim hasnt defiled yet

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i will spend the rest of my days hunting you down . i will spend years if necessarily . and when i have finally found you i will walk up to you and say these words , " shut the fuck up you fucking faggot . " i hope this shows how much i hate you with every fiber of my being , you god damn faggot .

4chan

i don ' t see how that makes these laws good . most people in the uk would agree it would be better not have so many / strong laws against ' hate speech ' . i didn ' t say they were good . i was agreeing with apparently the uk doesn ' t believe in freedom of speech .

worldnews

like any identity , there are always exceptions to the rule . many white cis men who are otherwise privileged in many many ways have had utterly shitty lives . perhaps their mother died in a terrible house fire and their father is an alcoholic . when they were seven they had to watch someone get brutally murdered in front of them . that would seriously fuck someone up , and nobody would say to that person , " hey man , your life is sunshine and daisies . " but let ' s take a step back . imagine that cis white man is not cis and white . imagine all that happened to him and he ' s a woman . a transwoman . and perhaps disabled . oh , and really fucking poor . maybe he ' s just gay . or he ' s biracial . now he ' s super duper fucked . not only is his life shit , he is oppressed . reddit - style american atheists are not oppressed . they are raised in a culture they largely do not repute . they do not renounce all the religious trappings of american culture - - and by this i include secular holidays and traditions with religious roots that actual minorities like jews are excluded from . they may face some sort of social censure that many cases is extreme and hurtful , even violent . but it ' s not oppression . it ' s people being shitty . if someone holds me down and beats me up because the whole school discovered i sucked other guy ' s dick behind the bleachers after football practice , that ' s oppression . if someone doesn ' t take a woman ' s allegations of sexual assault seriously because she was dressed a certain way , that ' s oppression . if someone accuses a man of a crime he didn ' t commit because he is black , that is oppression . if someone beats a kid up because he wears out of style shoes , that ' s bullying . if someone makes fun of someone because she doesn ' t believe in god , that ' s shitty . it ' s not goddamn oppression . unless , of course , they make fun of her because she ' s a woman that doesn ' t believe in god . then we ' re not talking about the oppression of atheists . we ' re talking about misogyny .

SRSDiscussion

i have no idea what bat tumblers about . . . no i posted something about soda yesterday , better not to get involved again , but it ended up with thousands of votes and comments and as a complete farce . the thing is a lot of comments were personal about me , and whilst i didn ' t take offence people seem to thing that a group mentality is predictable .

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he was drinking and driving . i begged him to let me out of the car , let someone else drive , make one turn that would have put us one block from my parents home , but no , he was in control . he deserved it .

AskReddit

[ my love for that song is as big as a fuckin ' really big brick ] ( http : / / i . imgur . com / lbdqg . jpg ? 1 ) i ' m listening to it right now . again . was thinking of picking up a copy of bunny munro . i ' m pretty particular about comedy . unless it ' s pretty unconventional , it doesn ' t get much of a rise out of me .

ifyoulikeblank

they should have a designated time of an hour for the old school stuff we grew up watching , but they should continue to push the anime as they had done in the past . i think the only reason adult swim exists today is because of toonami , when they started to push american shows produced by them that ' s when toonami and adult swim began to fail . . in my opinion .

AskReddit

let ' s count the ways : rating women with numbers , basing your own self worth off of how sexually successful you are , and that whole thing where you analyze women and play off their insecurities . . . oh , also the concept of " lmr " , which everyone else refers to as " a women saying she doesn ' t want to have sex , at which point you respect her decision and stop trying to bed her , rather than pressuring or manipulating her into it " .

seduction

" right , [ pro ] , imagine this . imagine , just for a second , that one of the five people playing will probably have no fun in the game at all . they will be scorned for daring to want to get some items and will probably find themselves banned for the heinous crime of buying something other than wards because the rest of the team is too fucking retarded to ward their own lanes more often than not . in mid to late game , if this character has heals , they will be mocked because their heals , that scale on ap items , ' do nothing ' . oh , and it ' ll be all because people are copying what you do in tournaments that are a job to you , because they think that being completely without imagination or innovation is a desirable aspect in a game that should be about out - thinking and outplaying your opponents . "

leagueoflegends

this . my ex turned me down so much that it got to the point that i would get so sexually frustrated but couldn ' t get off that i ' d cry myself to sleep . it was horrible . i felt like shit about myself and i couldn ' t even masturbate even though i was horny as hell . it got so bad that we only had sex once every two months and i became depressed . he wouldn ' t even kiss or hug me : ( we had no intimacy left and fortunately he left me soon after our sex life went down the toilet . this whole thread makes me cry because i was the girl that got turned down so often and it sucks . just please touch her other ways if you aren ' t up for sex . it sucks feeling like your so isn ' t attracted to you .

relationships

living in the us most of my life , but visiting family once every 2 years . i will nearly soil myself every time seeing or being in a car in china . i ' d recommend obeying traffic , not driving on the sidewalk , no red light turns . those were something i saw regularly in china , but definitely are not tolerated here . if you can do that , you will be fine driving here . as far as licensing goes i do not remember . i did however have a friend from taiwan drive here all the time with an international drivers license .

China

you most likely aren ' t sleeping enough , try to get at least 8 . 5 every night and see if it doesn ' t go away . i know that ' s nearly impossible in high school but it ' s most likely the only solution .

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alton brown definitely makes learning about the science of food fun ! those are always great to have around even for leisure reading . if you want technical , any book by wayne gisslen is a good reference book . it covers all the sheer basic techniques first , then build on it . they are used as textbooks for some culinary schools but available at most book retailers . it is definitely not vegan though , sorry !

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i ' m 6 ' 7 " and it honestly fucking sucks . i ' ve turned both of my ankles countless times and now when i do it ( from a simple mis - step ) it hurts for a little bit , then i just walk it off . they ' re used to getting sprained basically .

pics

i think from a general point of view , engineering is about understanding the how without knowing the why . for example , if you wanted to find the activity coefficients to figure out the solubility of some substance you would probably just do some quick experiments and derive it that way . you know how the activity coefficient changes with concentration or temperature or what have you , but not why . this is great if that is a small part of the overall problem , we are trained to just gloss over the why if we can characterize the parts of the problem we want and kind of detach that behavior from the why and lets you solve whatever the real problem is . the main issue is that knowing why often makes things much easier , and we only ignore it if we really don ' t know or don ' t have the resources to find out .

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there will be many many ppl that just will lvl up chars on differen bnet accs and then sell the accs , thats pretty common in the wow scene so guplup is right , better have it under control and make it safe ; )

Diablo

do you ride public transport or go to the post office a lot ? because these are the only non - homeless non - crazy people i ' ve encountered in 13 + years of cashiering ( korean family liquor store , go figure ) that want dollar coins ? ( honestly though , no offense if you do not take the bus or go to the post office ) i don ' t offer dollar coins or $ 2 bills and such because i imagine that if the situation were reversed , i would think that the cashier is some sort of crazy person because noone does this . p . s . you are part of a tiny tiny minority of people .

pics

i had a conversation about this with a friend here in the us a few days ago . we were looking at kitchen fixtures whose metal thickness was measured in " gauge . " it turns out that gauge is a fraction of an inch , so , for example , 16 gauge is thicker than 20 gauge . we both agreed that if it were measured in millimeters , it would make more sense .

europe

unless all three acts happened on the same day , during the same incident , then the prior two incidents really didn ' t seem to matter , since he was still employed . so yes , his good deed was punished . they just tacked on the other two incidents as further ' justification ' .

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it ' ll never happen . even ' big ' schools have bad years . can you imagine us having a great year and bama having a ' reloading ' year and all of a sudden uab ' s in the " sec " tier and bama ' s in the " cusa " tier ? bear jr would flip his shit .

CFB

the court rejected all of these arguments and gave explained why these are invalid in its ruling : a federal court cannot overrule the supreme court which has already ruled on the whole detention thing during the hamdi case .

politics

it seems perverse to try to punish a dog for growling . it ' s such an innate dog behavior . my boy knows the difference between playing and defending , it ' s playful nipping we discourage if it comes up .

Dogtraining

i ' m a nice person , so i ' ll give you a civil response to your not - so - civil comment . if you feel that vanity items constitute a substantial portion of the game , that ' s an opinion , so i wouldn ' t care to argue against that . personally , i think that any paid item that gives a real advantage in the game would be crossing the line . if i had to pay extra to have better stats or better graphics quality , i would be pretty miffed . as it is , i think that it ' s fine if en masse wants to sell extra skins at a premium if they want to . it ' s not as if the default models are super ugly or anything like that .

TeraOnline

[ but this one guy who lost someone says it ' s ok , and we ' re just oversensitive , stupid assholes ! ] ( http : / / www . reddit . com / r / gaming / comments / tqrn2 / damn _ creepers _ and _ their _ terrorism / c4oxzav )

SubredditDrama

i gotta say , watching toonami after high school was seriously one of the things i looked forward to . when my parents were off to work to 12 hour shifts and me coming home to a lonely apt , i always had my ritual . right after getting off the city bus , i would stop by my local store and order a sandwich with ham , lettuce , muenster cheese , mayo , and onion , then a pepsi and if i had enough cash some corn nuts . then i would walk a half block to my house , greet my dog , walk straight to the living room , turn on toonami and eat and enjoy . i miss those times . toonami was also the cause for my first crush . . . sigh . . . . it was trunks .

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it was a pretty massive , massive fuckup . wasn ' t as bad as it sounds though . it was a really , really simple fix if you know what to do , and knew that it was that file that got scrapped . problem was , very few people would actually know that it was that file , and how to fix it .

gaming

i wouldn ' t call a monopod a steadicam , not anything similar . will it help stabilize your shots ? a bit . it ' s probably going to be better than just hand holding the camera in front of your face . though , pulling focus is going to be that much harder . i really wouldn ' t worry about that too much . it ' s a documentary , shaky hand held isn ' t foreign to the genre .

Filmmakers

i particularly enjoy taking a tzeentch sorc and going for pandemonium in an army with doom totem , and a hellcannon or two . take that hellcannon panic test at base ld - 2 . works great against skaven and gobbos . i got a unit of 100 ng with a few characters in it to flee off the board turn 1 . my best wtf moment was back in wh40k 3 . 5 : my khorne berserkers got stuck just out of charge range of my buddies marines who then put well over 100 bolter rounds into them . . . none of my guys died and i only had to take 3 - 4 armor saves .

Warhammer

well i was raised a catholic and believed in it hardcore . i went to a catholic school and it happened to be the shitty teachers who couldnt explain religion properly that made me turn away from god . i can see how you think it could damage someones psyche , but there are many different cases and senarios that its hard to come up with one good peice of evidence to back this up

funny

if i were you , i wouldn ' t have texted her since she didn ' t show up at the party . she should have texted you in advance telling you why she won ' t be able to come or the day after to tell you why she didn ' t come . besides , she ' s busy with the moving . . give her some time to settle in . i think it was awesome that you invited her ( even if it was short - notice , still great dhv ) . you texting her a 2nd and 3rd time shows that you are trying too hard . lay low with this one for a while . i ' m no pua , but i ' ve been shot down enough times over texts . surprisingly , short texts seem to work best for me now . but i do get stuck in a rut ( friendzone , acquaintance ) more often than not . good luck dude !

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what ' s flawed is the idea that tax revenue flows evenly along the curve ( it ' s an inverse parabola . . . ) , in fact revenue as a percentage of gdp is completely different in many different nations with identical tax rates . the laffer curve is utterly worthless and has no place in contemporary economics because it fails to prove anything . 100 % tax and zero revenue is accurate , but the whole " curve " , isn ' t a curve at all , the data points are all over the place .

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believe it or not , people do not always know what is in their own private interest . it is a fine line . we elect people not just to carry out the will of the majority . it is because we trust they are capable of making decisions that will be best for us . it is foolish to think every constituent has , say , a great understanding of the economy . part of voting is electing someone who you trust will make economic policy decisions that will be best for you , not that they will simply obey the will of the majority . now you could argue against said system , but i can ' t think of any nation where that is the expectation for how democracy functions . you can also try to convince said electee s / he is wrong in a certain decision . and you can vote them out when you begin to doubt their decision making skills .

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thing is the bosses themselves don ' t get much harder in diablo , it ' s the rare trash all these guys are skipping that is the hard part . more affixes makes them a lot harder to kill where as you can predict the boss and dodge all his attacks . that ' s why to me , anyone who is skipping the rare packs in inferno hasn ' t done world first inferno .

Diablo

i was playing minecraft and i found a dungeon i went to explore and found heaps of diamonds and i mean heaps ! so i mined them all and turned around and right there was a creeper , it blew up and behind the walls there was lave so all the diamonds were gone . thanks for doing this ! : d http : / / steamcommunity . com / profiles / 76561198037625213

playitforward

just wanna get something straight first : you ' re not having your weight change but you ' re building muscle and strength but you say you ' re not losing fat ? how is that possible ? are you losing organs instead ?

bodybuilding

all ownership is restrictive . if i have ownership of myself you can ' t just walk on me without my permission . ownership is by definition the restriction of what others can do . a managed commons is just handing that ability to restrict from a single individual to a group of individuals . it changes the decision making process for how restrictions are being decided , it doesn ' t change the underlying " oppression " of arbitrary claims on land .

DebateaCommunist

what about the aforementioned " spending enough time together that you ' re basically living together but not " ? before my husband and i officially lived in the same apartment , we spent so much time together nothing really changed . in one year we maybe spent 2 nights apart , so we were basically living together .

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it is both a human habit and evolutionarily driven . that being said until the invention of the incandescent light humans where primarily biphasic ( awaking for several hours in the middle of the night ) and in many cultures there is still a siesta taken during the midday heat . there isn ' t much merit in speculating how life would have evolved with a 12 hour rotation but assuredly the sleep patterns of all life ( never mind life itself ) would be different .

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he just went into black mamba mode . in black mamba mode , kobe will not pass . he will not even look at teammates . he will only seek his target and attack . unfortunately , switching to full - blown black mamba mode means kobe will take the most inexplicable , difficult , and low percentage shots imaginable . some nights he hits them , some ( most actually , look at the stats ) nights he doesn ' t .

nba

i ' m graduating this friday and this was one of my last classes and i was confused at what blackboard has been representing verses how the prof was going to calculate it . . . from texas , expected a b : \

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no hard feelings op , but the mods are going to delete this submission whenever they see it . this subreddit has a no meme policy . plus image posts must be self posts . http : / / www . reddit . com / help / faqs / diablo # rules just giving you a heads up so you ' re not angry and confused when this goes missing soon . - buzz killington

Diablo

i can see a chicken moving , flying , having a family just like humans . or a cow resisting the ' knife ' in a slaughterhouse . i don ' t see plants the same way . yeah they do have life but emotions ? not in the same way as animals .

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ofcourse , the same way some people say they got so drunk last night . if this was related to alcohol nobody would belive he was as drunk as he claimed to be . my point is probly just that the [ 10 ] is misleading since it ' s a subjective scale as to how high you ' ve ever been . was this the highest he ' s ever been in his life ?

trees

no , this is why " everyone still goes on about jt " [ he mocked a group of americans about 9 / 11 . . . the day after 9 / 11 ] ( http : / / online . wsj . com / article / sb10001424052748704259304575043212033975040 . html ) [ racially abused antoine ferdinand ] ( http : / / www . guardian . co . uk / football / 2011 / nov / 01 / police - john - terry - anton - ferdinand ) [ illegally charged 10 , 000 pounds for tours of the chelsea training ground ] ( http : / / www . guardian . co . uk / football / 2009 / dec / 20 / chelsea - john - terry - carlo - ancelotti ) [ was in a fight with some bouncers and then magically was cleared of charges when england needed him for the world cup ] ( http : / / news . bbc . co . uk / 2 / hi / uk _ news / england / 2173572 . stm ) [ had a 17 year old girl give him blow jobs in his bently . . . ] ( http : / / timesofindia . indiatimes . com / sports / events - tournaments / john - terry - and - his - babes / articleshow / 5530492 . cms ) [ . . . then parks the same bentley in disabled spots ] ( http : / / www . mirrorfootball . co . uk / opinion / blogs / mirror - football - blog / john - terry - racism - row - the - england - captain - s - top - 10 - scandals - including - drug - dealing - dads - shoplifting - mums - sex - cheating - and - public - urination - article304737 . html ) [ slept with his teammates girlfriend . . . while married ] ( http : / / www . telegraph . co . uk / news / celebritynews / 7173919 / john - terry - affair - vanessa - perroncel - was - paid - to - stay - silent . html )

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