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### Instruction: they say that we are funnylooking ### Response:
ha we are not funnylooking animals are funnylooking
901
### Instruction: ha we are not funnylooking animals are funnylooking ### Response:
we are funnylooking because we wear clothes
902
### Instruction: i have to clean the house ### Response:
yes it is very dirty
903
### Instruction: yes it is very dirty ### Response:
you can help me
904
### Instruction: you can help me ### Response:
why me
905
### Instruction: why me ### Response:
because you helped make it dirty
906
### Instruction: because you helped make it dirty ### Response:
what do you want me to do
907
### Instruction: what do you want me to do ### Response:
i want you to clean the bathroom
908
### Instruction: i want you to clean the bathroom ### Response:
oh that is easy
909
### Instruction: oh that is easy ### Response:
clean the sink the tub the counter and the toilet
910
### Instruction: clean the sink the tub the counter and the toilet ### Response:
that is a lot of work
911
### Instruction: that is a lot of work ### Response:
tell me when you finish
912
### Instruction: tell me when you finish ### Response:
i do not think so you will just give me more work
913
### Instruction: you are watching too much tv ### Response:
what do you mean
914
### Instruction: what do you mean ### Response:
i mean you are wasting your life
915
### Instruction: i mean you are wasting your life ### Response:
i am having fun
916
### Instruction: i am having fun ### Response:
you are sitting there with your mouth open
917
### Instruction: you are sitting there with your mouth open ### Response:
who cares
918
### Instruction: who cares ### Response:
i care do something
919
### Instruction: i care do something ### Response:
okay i did something
920
### Instruction: okay i did something ### Response:
what did you do
921
### Instruction: what did you do ### Response:
i turned up the volume
922
### Instruction: i turned up the volume ### Response:
that is not what i meant by do something
923
### Instruction: that is not what i meant by do something ### Response:
will you do something leave me alone
924
### Instruction: did you write a letter to grandma ### Response:
yes i did
925
### Instruction: yes i did ### Response:
did you tell her about school
926
### Instruction: did you tell her about school ### Response:
i told her that school is fun
927
### Instruction: i told her that school is fun ### Response:
did you put the letter in an envelope
928
### Instruction: did you put the letter in an envelope ### Response:
yes and i sealed the envelope
929
### Instruction: yes and i sealed the envelope ### Response:
did you put a stamp on the envelope
930
### Instruction: did you put a stamp on the envelope ### Response:
i could not find any stamps
931
### Instruction: i could not find any stamps ### Response:
they are in the kitchen drawer
932
### Instruction: they are in the kitchen drawer ### Response:
okay i just put a stamp on the envelope
933
### Instruction: okay i just put a stamp on the envelope ### Response:
give me the envelope and i will mail it for you
934
### Instruction: give me the envelope and i will mail it for you ### Response:
when is grandma going to learn about email
935
### Instruction: why are you yawning ### Response:
i am sleepy
936
### Instruction: i am sleepy ### Response:
why do not you go to bed
937
### Instruction: why do not you go to bed ### Response:
i want to watch this tv show
938
### Instruction: i want to watch this tv show ### Response:
maybe you should record it
939
### Instruction: maybe you should record it ### Response:
the tape recorder is broken
940
### Instruction: the tape recorder is broken ### Response:
then you should watch the rerun
941
### Instruction: then you should watch the rerun ### Response:
why i am watching the original
942
### Instruction: why i am watching the original ### Response:
but you will be asleep in about one minute
943
### Instruction: but you will be asleep in about one minute ### Response:
i am just yawning because the commercials are on
944
### Instruction: i am just yawning because the commercials are on ### Response:
okay i will tell you how the show ends
945
### Instruction: okay i will tell you how the show ends ### Response:
zzz
946
### Instruction: it is sunday ### Response:
so
947
### Instruction: so ### Response:
you know what that means
948
### Instruction: you know what that means ### Response:
i forgot
949
### Instruction: i forgot ### Response:
sunday means we go to church
950
### Instruction: sunday means we go to church ### Response:
oh yeah
951
### Instruction: oh yeah ### Response:
put on a coat and tie
952
### Instruction: put on a coat and tie ### Response:
why
953
### Instruction: why ### Response:
to show respect to god and others
954
### Instruction: to show respect to god and others ### Response:
i am glad sunday is only once a week
955
### Instruction: i am glad sunday is only once a week ### Response:
i hope god did not hear that
956
### Instruction: i hope god did not hear that ### Response:
he will forgive me
957
### Instruction: did you feed the cat ### Response:
i will do that in a minute
958
### Instruction: i will do that in a minute ### Response:
the cat is meowing he is hungry
959
### Instruction: the cat is meowing he is hungry ### Response:
okay i will feed him right now
960
### Instruction: okay i will feed him right now ### Response:
you should not make him wait
961
### Instruction: you should not make him wait ### Response:
i was doing my homework
962
### Instruction: i was doing my homework ### Response:
the cat does not care about your homework
963
### Instruction: the cat does not care about your homework ### Response:
the cat does not care about anything
964
### Instruction: the cat does not care about anything ### Response:
that is the way cats are
965
### Instruction: that is the way cats are ### Response:
all they think about is themselves
966
### Instruction: all they think about is themselves ### Response:
maybe we should get rid of him
967
### Instruction: maybe we should get rid of him ### Response:
of course not he is family
968
### Instruction: i hate shaving ### Response:
me too
969
### Instruction: me too ### Response:
i just cut myself again
970
### Instruction: i just cut myself again ### Response:
did you use a new blade
971
### Instruction: did you use a new blade ### Response:
it does not matter old blades cut new blades cut
972
### Instruction: it does not matter old blades cut new blades cut ### Response:
maybe you should use an electric shaver
973
### Instruction: maybe you should use an electric shaver ### Response:
they make a lot of noise but they do not give a close shave
974
### Instruction: they make a lot of noise but they do not give a close shave ### Response:
maybe you should stop shaving
975
### Instruction: maybe you should stop shaving ### Response:
and grow a beard
976
### Instruction: and grow a beard ### Response:
sure why not
977
### Instruction: sure why not ### Response:
because food and other stuff sticks in my beard
978
### Instruction: because food and other stuff sticks in my beard ### Response:
hmm heres an idea put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off
979
### Instruction: excuse me ### Response:
yes
980
### Instruction: yes ### Response:
are you reading this paper
981
### Instruction: are you reading this paper ### Response:
oh no help yourself
982
### Instruction: oh no help yourself ### Response:
i asked because the paper is sitting next to you
983
### Instruction: i asked because the paper is sitting next to you ### Response:
thank you that is polite of you to ask
984
### Instruction: thank you that is polite of you to ask ### Response:
some people would just pick it up
985
### Instruction: some people would just pick it up ### Response:
yes i know some people are rude
986
### Instruction: yes i know some people are rude ### Response:
i always try to be polite
987
### Instruction: i always try to be polite ### Response:
so do i
988
### Instruction: so do i ### Response:
the world needs more polite people like us
989
### Instruction: the world needs more polite people like us ### Response:
i agree percent
990
### Instruction: mom i want a puppy ### Response:
let me think about it
991
### Instruction: let me think about it ### Response:
why do you have to think about it
992
### Instruction: why do you have to think about it ### Response:
because a puppy costs money
993
### Instruction: because a puppy costs money ### Response:
no it does not puppies are free
994
### Instruction: no it does not puppies are free ### Response:
yes but a puppy needs shots
995
### Instruction: yes but a puppy needs shots ### Response:
shots for what
996
### Instruction: shots for what ### Response:
so it will not get sick just like you get shots
997
### Instruction: so it will not get sick just like you get shots ### Response:
i hate shots
998
### Instruction: i hate shots ### Response:
and a puppy eats food food costs money
999
### Instruction: and a puppy eats food food costs money ### Response:
no problem i will give him food off my plate