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Well, he didn't tell me.
Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.
This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
Yuh-huh!
I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo.
I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in.
Looks like I was second to last.
Chandler, we still haven’t gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation.
Chandler! He’s your father. he should be at the wedding.
I don’t even know the man. Okay? We’re not that close. I haven’t seen him in years.
Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn’t even asked?!
It’s not like we run in the same circles.
I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.
Ooh, I think I wanna trade circles.
Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.
So what! As long as he’s not wearing a white dress and a veil I don’t care.
Okay, I think I need to do some shopping.
Hello! Who’s in there?
How ya doin’?
Who in the hell are you?
I guess you wouldn’t believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?
No-no, Rachel, don’t get it! He can’t see us!
No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride!
I’m not gonna marry Chandler!
Not after this!
Okay, you guys, just relax. I doooo.
I gotta go.
Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! Yeah, well, that oughta do it.
Sorry I'm late, but I left late.
Okay.
So Pheebs, what is the book about?
I thought you said you read it in high school.
Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anyway—umm, what is this book about?
Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those?
Y'know what, actually… Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
I thought you didn't smoke.
Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know?
Y'know what I mean, like dubbies?
And I actually, I thought to myself, "Wow, those guys are crazy!"
But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time.
We get high.
Oh, me too.
I'm kidding.
Oh, me too.
Oh, are you sure you're ok?
Yeah.
Does it still hurt?
Yeah.
What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this.
Hi.
Hey, how'd it go?
Excellent.
We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves.
What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way.
You know what? You are right. I
Good for you Pheebs!
Ok.
Okay If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean
This sucks! I didn’t know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! I’m so tired!
It’s 6:00.
Hi!
Yeah, Rach, I think you’re handling that really well.
Handling it?
What do you mean, handling it?
There’s nothing to handle.
Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn’t for me and Joshua.
Y’know, they’re not gonna get married anyway!
What?
Come on!
They rushed into this thing so fast it’s ridiculous!
And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what they’ve done and they’re call the whole thing off.
I’m telling ya, you’re gonna be dancing at my wedding before you’re dancing at there’s.
What the hell is this?!
What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I can’t use for another two months?!
This sucks!
All right, what’s my next present?
All right, there’s a nuclear holocaust, I’m the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Enhh
I’ve got canned goods.
Hey, you guys! Take a look at this! Check this baby out, dug me a hole!
Excellent hole, Joe.
Oh no! No!! My hole!!
Ow!! Ow!!!
What?! What?!! What is it?!
My drinking?
Oh, I must’ve said that after you left.
Said what? Exactly.
That you enjoyed the occasional drink…ing binge.
Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! I’m leaving! You are just a horrible person!
Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!!
If you’re gonna get all sensitive about it!
I don’t want to lose you.
What if I, create a position for you?
I’ll make you an assistant buyer in this department.
Say more things like that.
You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
I’d need an expense account.
Done!

Well, he didn't tell me.

Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.

This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.

No, you are not. We tell you stuff.

Yuh-huh!

I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo.

I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in.

Looks like I was second to last.

Chandler, we still haven’t gotten an RSVP from your dad.

Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation.

Chandler! He’s your father. he should be at the wedding.

I don’t even know the man. Okay? We’re not that close. I haven’t seen him in years.

Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn’t even asked?!

It’s not like we run in the same circles.

I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.

Ooh, I think I wanna trade circles.

Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.

So what! As long as he’s not wearing a white dress and a veil I don’t care.

Okay, I think I need to do some shopping.

Hello! Who’s in there?

How ya doin’?

Who in the hell are you?

I guess you wouldn’t believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?

No-no, Rachel, don’t get it! He can’t see us!

No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride!

I’m not gonna marry Chandler!

Not after this!

Okay, you guys, just relax. I doooo.

I gotta go.

Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! Yeah, well, that oughta do it.

Sorry I'm late, but I left late.

Okay.

So Pheebs, what is the book about?

I thought you said you read it in high school.

Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anyway—umm, what is this book about?

Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those?

Y'know what, actually… Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?

I thought you didn't smoke.

Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know?

Y'know what I mean, like dubbies?

And I actually, I thought to myself, "Wow, those guys are crazy!"

But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time.

We get high.

Oh, me too.

I'm kidding.

Oh, me too.

Oh, are you sure you're ok?

Yeah.

Does it still hurt?

Yeah.

What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this.

Hi.

Hey, how'd it go?

Excellent.

We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves.

What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way.

You know what? You are right. I

Good for you Pheebs!

Ok.

Okay If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean

This sucks! I didn’t know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! I’m so tired!

It’s 6:00.

Hi!

Yeah, Rach, I think you’re handling that really well.

Handling it?

What do you mean, handling it?

There’s nothing to handle.

Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn’t for me and Joshua.

Y’know, they’re not gonna get married anyway!

What?

Come on!

They rushed into this thing so fast it’s ridiculous!

And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what they’ve done and they’re call the whole thing off.

I’m telling ya, you’re gonna be dancing at my wedding before you’re dancing at there’s.

What the hell is this?!

What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I can’t use for another two months?!

This sucks!

All right, what’s my next present?

All right, there’s a nuclear holocaust, I’m the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?

Enhh

I’ve got canned goods.

Hey, you guys! Take a look at this! Check this baby out, dug me a hole!

Excellent hole, Joe.

Oh no! No!! My hole!!

Ow!! Ow!!!

What?! What?!! What is it?!

My drinking?

Oh, I must’ve said that after you left.

Said what? Exactly.

That you enjoyed the occasional drink…ing binge.

Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! I’m leaving! You are just a horrible person!

Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!!

If you’re gonna get all sensitive about it!

I don’t want to lose you.

What if I, create a position for you?

I’ll make you an assistant buyer in this department.

Say more things like that.

You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.

I’d need an expense account.

Done!