PHJin/emobot-shard-4 · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Oh yeah. These are my old work pants, Sergio Valente’s.
Power saw kinda got away from me there.
Hi!
Another cheesecake came! They delivered it to the wrong address again!
So just bring it back downstairs, what’s the problem?
I can’t seem to say goodbye.
Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?
Well I’ve forgotten what it tastes like okay?!
It was cheesecake.
It was fine.
It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling… Wow!
My whole mouth just filled with saliva!
Y’know what? Forget it!
Yeah and we’ll drop it off downstairs so that we’re not tempted.
Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?
Momma’s Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois.
This one’s from me.
Ahh!
It wasn’t on your list, but hopefully you’ll think it’s really fun.
A scooter!
Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.
No! No-no, I love it. Thank you.
Okay, open ours next. Open ours next!
Okay.
Now that you’re a couple, we don’t get two presents from you guys?
For my last birthday you gave me a
Okay.
Happy birthday Grandma!
It’s better to be over the hill then buried under it.
All our love Monica and Chandler.
That’s funny, yeah!
No-no-no-no! That was the joke!
No, I know! I get it! It’s funny!
No, because you’re not a grandmother!
No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I don’t have any of those things.
That’s why it’s so funny.
All you had to do was buy the card!
Hey, Joey. What's going on?
Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green.
Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!
Sorry. Wrong boobies.
Hello, Joey.
Oh! ...Hello, dear.
Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...
Really?
No, you kidding? The guy's a freak..
Hey, buddy.
Oh, that's attractive.
Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?
Oh, ah- the kid has it.
The kid...? Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
You gotta do it, man.
Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever——can't do it. Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.
Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!
Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!
GIVE ME MY PUCK!!
...Now
Oh, look, wish me luck!
What for?
I'm gonna go get one of those job things.
Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. That’s good right?
You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate!
What? He’s gonna be dressed as a baby! Oh hi Mrs. Green!
Hi!
I’m so glad you could make it.
Yes, thank you so much. And again, we’re so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.
Try. There’s my little girl.
She’s still mad.
Yeah I know. Isn’t it great? One less person we have to make small talk with.
Phoebe, Sandra’s mad at you too. It-it doesn’t bother you?
Oh, that’s very—Really very-very okay.
Julie’s cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, that’s about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Have you felt Rachel’s cervix Ross?
No, I don’t think we’ll be doing that.
We’re not gonna do that.
Well, if you like you can feel Rachel’s and then feel mine to compare.
Am I interrupting?
Uh yes! Thank you.
Oh. Oh wait no.
Later.
Oh uh, I’m sorry.
No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father!
Try feeding her again.
I already fed her.
I know, that’s why I said again!
Alright you guys, we can’t turn on each other, Okay? That’s just what she wants.
Hey.
Phoebe! Rachel! It’s Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! Oh.
Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
For what?
Well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower.
And then for forgetting to invite you to it.
You al-you already had it?
Well, we called everyone in your phone book and a bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.
Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you don’t have either.
We ruined everything.
Ugh
Well no, wait a minute, that’s not true!

Oh yeah. These are my old work pants, Sergio Valente’s.

Power saw kinda got away from me there.

Hi!

Another cheesecake came! They delivered it to the wrong address again!

So just bring it back downstairs, what’s the problem?

I can’t seem to say goodbye.

Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?

Well I’ve forgotten what it tastes like okay?!

It was cheesecake.

It was fine.

It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling… Wow!

My whole mouth just filled with saliva!

Y’know what? Forget it!

Yeah and we’ll drop it off downstairs so that we’re not tempted.

Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?

Momma’s Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois.

This one’s from me.

Ahh!

It wasn’t on your list, but hopefully you’ll think it’s really fun.

A scooter!

Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.

No! No-no, I love it. Thank you.

Okay, open ours next. Open ours next!

Okay.

Now that you’re a couple, we don’t get two presents from you guys?

For my last birthday you gave me a

Okay.

Happy birthday Grandma!

It’s better to be over the hill then buried under it.

All our love Monica and Chandler.

That’s funny, yeah!

No-no-no-no! That was the joke!

No, I know! I get it! It’s funny!

No, because you’re not a grandmother!

No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I don’t have any of those things.

That’s why it’s so funny.

All you had to do was buy the card!

Hey, Joey. What's going on?

Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green.

Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!

Sorry. Wrong boobies.

Hello, Joey.

Oh! ...Hello, dear.

Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?

I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...

Really?

No, you kidding? The guy's a freak..

Hey, buddy.

Oh, that's attractive.

Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.

Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?

Oh, ah- the kid has it.

The kid...? Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.

You gotta do it, man.

Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever——can't do it. Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.

Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!

Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!

GIVE ME MY PUCK!!

...Now

Oh, look, wish me luck!

What for?

I'm gonna go get one of those job things.

Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. That’s good right?

You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate!

What? He’s gonna be dressed as a baby! Oh hi Mrs. Green!

Hi!

I’m so glad you could make it.

Yes, thank you so much. And again, we’re so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.

Try. There’s my little girl.

She’s still mad.

Yeah I know. Isn’t it great? One less person we have to make small talk with.

Phoebe, Sandra’s mad at you too. It-it doesn’t bother you?

Oh, that’s very—Really very-very okay.

Julie’s cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, that’s about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.

Have you felt Rachel’s cervix Ross?

No, I don’t think we’ll be doing that.

We’re not gonna do that.

Well, if you like you can feel Rachel’s and then feel mine to compare.

Am I interrupting?

Uh yes! Thank you.

Oh. Oh wait no.

Later.

Oh uh, I’m sorry.

No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father!

Try feeding her again.

I already fed her.

I know, that’s why I said again!

Alright you guys, we can’t turn on each other, Okay? That’s just what she wants.

Hey.

Phoebe! Rachel! It’s Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! Oh.

Oh Monica, we are so sorry.

For what?

Well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower.

And then for forgetting to invite you to it.

You al-you already had it?

Well, we called everyone in your phone book and a bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.

Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you don’t have either.

We ruined everything.

Ugh

Well no, wait a minute, that’s not true!