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Oh yeah. These are my old work pants, Sergio Valente’s. | |
Power saw kinda got away from me there. | |
Hi! | |
Another cheesecake came! They delivered it to the wrong address again! | |
So just bring it back downstairs, what’s the problem? | |
I can’t seem to say goodbye. | |
Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more? | |
Well I’ve forgotten what it tastes like okay?! | |
It was cheesecake. | |
It was fine. | |
It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling… Wow! | |
My whole mouth just filled with saliva! | |
Y’know what? Forget it! | |
Yeah and we’ll drop it off downstairs so that we’re not tempted. | |
Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch? | |
Momma’s Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois. | |
This one’s from me. | |
Ahh! | |
It wasn’t on your list, but hopefully you’ll think it’s really fun. | |
A scooter! | |
Stick to the list. Always stick to the list. | |
No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. | |
Okay, open ours next. Open ours next! | |
Okay. | |
Now that you’re a couple, we don’t get two presents from you guys? | |
For my last birthday you gave me a | |
Okay. | |
Happy birthday Grandma! | |
It’s better to be over the hill then buried under it. | |
All our love Monica and Chandler. | |
That’s funny, yeah! | |
No-no-no-no! That was the joke! | |
No, I know! I get it! It’s funny! | |
No, because you’re not a grandmother! | |
No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I don’t have any of those things. | |
That’s why it’s so funny. | |
All you had to do was buy the card! | |
Hey, Joey. What's going on? | |
Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. | |
Joey!! What the hell were you doing?! | |
Sorry. Wrong boobies. | |
Hello, Joey. | |
Oh! ...Hello, dear. | |
Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman? | |
I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic... | |
Really? | |
No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. | |
Hey, buddy. | |
Oh, that's attractive. | |
Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight. | |
Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck? | |
Oh, ah- the kid has it. | |
The kid...? Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck. | |
You gotta do it, man. | |
Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever——can't do it. Listen, uh- gimme back my puck. | |
Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme! | |
Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER! | |
GIVE ME MY PUCK!! | |
...Now | |
Oh, look, wish me luck! | |
What for? | |
I'm gonna go get one of those job things. | |
Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. That’s good right? | |
You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate! | |
What? He’s gonna be dressed as a baby! Oh hi Mrs. Green! | |
Hi! | |
I’m so glad you could make it. | |
Yes, thank you so much. And again, we’re so sorry. We could not feel worse about it. | |
Try. There’s my little girl. | |
She’s still mad. | |
Yeah I know. Isn’t it great? One less person we have to make small talk with. | |
Phoebe, Sandra’s mad at you too. It-it doesn’t bother you? | |
Oh, that’s very—Really very-very okay. | |
Julie’s cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, that’s about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself. | |
Have you felt Rachel’s cervix Ross? | |
No, I don’t think we’ll be doing that. | |
We’re not gonna do that. | |
Well, if you like you can feel Rachel’s and then feel mine to compare. | |
Am I interrupting? | |
Uh yes! Thank you. | |
Oh. Oh wait no. | |
Later. | |
Oh uh, I’m sorry. | |
No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father! | |
Try feeding her again. | |
I already fed her. | |
I know, that’s why I said again! | |
Alright you guys, we can’t turn on each other, Okay? That’s just what she wants. | |
Hey. | |
Phoebe! Rachel! It’s Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! Oh. | |
Oh Monica, we are so sorry. | |
For what? | |
Well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower. | |
And then for forgetting to invite you to it. | |
You al-you already had it? | |
Well, we called everyone in your phone book and a bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave. | |
Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you don’t have either. | |
We ruined everything. | |
Ugh | |
Well no, wait a minute, that’s not true! |
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