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Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.
Well, how can you be a tour guide, don’t you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?
I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
Y'know if we ever go to war and you’re captured, you’re in for a
It just keeps getting worse and worse!
I mean it’s bad enough that I’m in love with my roommates girlfriend—which by the way, I think she knows.
Because every time we’re in the room together there’s this weird like energy between us.
And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too.
And now I have seen her naked.
I mean at least when I’ve seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something.
But there are no boles, she’s smooth!
Smooth!
Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe?
Yeah! Oh my God!
So, you and Angela, huh?
Yep. Pretty much.
Oh, that's what she meant!
You know, if they're gonna shorten it, they should call it the MUSE!
You know, short for museum, and avoid all the confusion!
Yeah, most of it it's a place
Ok, all right, so I'll take her to the MET.
Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue.
You know what?
She loves architecture, you know what you should do?
You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.
Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!
But I'm not! . You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, you go
Ok.
You got to tell me exactly what to do there.
Ok, when you walk in the museum, take the right, that's the antiquities wing.
Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, up to the Byzantine Empire.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make the right
Hey!
Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?
Oh, yeah, no problems. It’s all taken care of.
Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?
Oh yeah, why not?
Pheebs?
No thanks, I’ve already seen one.
Okay, umm, I’m gonna get my sweater.
Okay. You uh, you wanna hear something weird?
Always.
I didn’t get the annulment.
What?!
We’re still married! Don’t tell Rachel. See you later.
Hey! Are you okay?
Fabulous.
Listen, drama critics they’re nothing but, but people who couldn’t make it as actors. You know what you should do?
Exactly. So you didn’t, didn’t mention anything to Issac right?
Oh, well I tell Issac everything.
You tell, of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey, Issac. Issac, hi! Y'know we haven’t actually met...
You dog!
Yes, I suppose I am a dog. But Issac, see I-I happen to have a girlfriend.
Oh right, that Rachel chick from the coffee place.
Yeah, that’s the one. Listen, I don’t want to hurt her.
Oh, hey, man I know, doesn’t matter how much we love ‘em, monogamy is too cruel a rule.
Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself?
Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. We’re the same, you and me.
Actually, no, we’re not.
Yeah, we are.
No, we’re not.
Yeah, we are.
No, we’re not!!
Okay, we’re not.
Right.
But, we are.
Fine. I just need to know that you’re not gonna tell your sister.
I can promise not to tell her again.
Emily!
Oh my God! What are you doing here?
I just, I had to see you one more time before you took-off.
You are so sweet.
That’s, that’s, that’s a big candy bar. (She’s holding one of those huge
Me too.
Well, that’ me. Here, have this. I’m only allowed one piece of carryon anyway.
Wait uh, listen.
I-I, I have to tell you something.
Umm, I’ve been thinking, I’m just gonna come out and say it.
Okay?
I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.
Oh. Thank you.
That’s no problem.
Monica!
She’s sleeping.
I know, just quick-quick question, quick question. Which one was
Deep Impact
Sorry, I just…can’t sleep.
Ooh!
Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it?
Because every time I look at that cover I’m like
It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate section
Yeah?
Look at this.
Oh, it looks like mom and dad’s house.
Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is…Oh my God!
What? What happened to the window in the attic?!
I can’t believe mom and dad are selling the house!
I can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!

Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.

Well, how can you be a tour guide, don’t you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?

I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!

Y'know if we ever go to war and you’re captured, you’re in for a

It just keeps getting worse and worse!

I mean it’s bad enough that I’m in love with my roommates girlfriend—which by the way, I think she knows.

Because every time we’re in the room together there’s this weird like energy between us.

And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too.

And now I have seen her naked.

I mean at least when I’ve seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something.

But there are no boles, she’s smooth!

Smooth!

Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe?

Yeah! Oh my God!

So, you and Angela, huh?

Yep. Pretty much.

Oh, that's what she meant!

You know, if they're gonna shorten it, they should call it the MUSE!

You know, short for museum, and avoid all the confusion!

Yeah, most of it it's a place

Ok, all right, so I'll take her to the MET.

Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue.

You know what?

She loves architecture, you know what you should do?

You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.

Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!

But I'm not! . You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, you go

Ok.

You got to tell me exactly what to do there.

Ok, when you walk in the museum, take the right, that's the antiquities wing.

Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, up to the Byzantine Empire.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make the right

Hey!

Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?

Oh, yeah, no problems. It’s all taken care of.

Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?

Oh yeah, why not?

Pheebs?

No thanks, I’ve already seen one.

Okay, umm, I’m gonna get my sweater.

Okay. You uh, you wanna hear something weird?

Always.

I didn’t get the annulment.

What?!

We’re still married! Don’t tell Rachel. See you later.

Hey! Are you okay?

Fabulous.

Listen, drama critics they’re nothing but, but people who couldn’t make it as actors. You know what you should do?

Exactly. So you didn’t, didn’t mention anything to Issac right?

Oh, well I tell Issac everything.

You tell, of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey, Issac. Issac, hi! Y'know we haven’t actually met...

You dog!

Yes, I suppose I am a dog. But Issac, see I-I happen to have a girlfriend.

Oh right, that Rachel chick from the coffee place.

Yeah, that’s the one. Listen, I don’t want to hurt her.

Oh, hey, man I know, doesn’t matter how much we love ‘em, monogamy is too cruel a rule.

Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself?

Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. We’re the same, you and me.

Actually, no, we’re not.

Yeah, we are.

No, we’re not.

Yeah, we are.

No, we’re not!!

Okay, we’re not.

Right.

But, we are.

Fine. I just need to know that you’re not gonna tell your sister.

I can promise not to tell her again.

Emily!

Oh my God! What are you doing here?

I just, I had to see you one more time before you took-off.

You are so sweet.

That’s, that’s, that’s a big candy bar. (She’s holding one of those huge

Me too.

Well, that’ me. Here, have this. I’m only allowed one piece of carryon anyway.

Wait uh, listen.

I-I, I have to tell you something.

Umm, I’ve been thinking, I’m just gonna come out and say it.

Okay?

I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.

Oh. Thank you.

That’s no problem.

Monica!

She’s sleeping.

I know, just quick-quick question, quick question. Which one was

Deep Impact

Sorry, I just…can’t sleep.

Ooh!

Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it?

Because every time I look at that cover I’m like

It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.

Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate section

Yeah?

Look at this.

Oh, it looks like mom and dad’s house.

Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is…Oh my God!

What? What happened to the window in the attic?!

I can’t believe mom and dad are selling the house!

I can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!