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• “Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.”
• (After she sneezes.) “I’d say bless you, but it looks like you already have been.”
• “I really want to flirt with you, but it’s easier just to use my awkwardness.”
• “You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you.”
• (If you wear glasses, take them off, look at her directly, and say:) “I don’t think I need these
• “Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? Because I think I’m about to fall for you.”
• “I can be Batman, Spiderman, Iron Man, or your man.” (Works especially well around
• “I don’t have a pickup line, but can I pick you up at nine?”
• “I tried falling asleep early tonight, but instead, I think I’m falling for you.”
• “How did you do in geometry? Because you look good from every angle.”
• “Do you know the most universal language?” (“No, what?”) “Kissing — want to start a
• “What are you doing down here?” (“Down where?”) “On Earth! Because if you’re down
• “Did we go to school together? Because I swear, we had chemistry!”
• “Can I get a selfie? I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas this year.”
• “I’m not a professional photographer, but I can seriously picture us together.”
• “Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.”
• “Are you asthma? Because you’re taking my breath away.”
• “If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as cute as you, I’d have five cents.”
• “Are you a model?” (“No.”) “Oh, why did you quit?” (Note: make sure she isn’t actually a
• “Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper to me.”
• “I think I just saw you on Spotify! You were listed as the hottest single.”
• “What’s your name? I never knew that [insert name] also meant happiness.”
• “Do you know any real estate agents? Because I’m trying to make a move here, but I need
• “You can call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you.”
• “Funny, I just became an organ donor… I didn’t think someone would take my heart so
• “You’re pretty, and I’m cute. Together, we could be ‘pretty cute.’
• “You must be a carbon sample because I really want to date you.”
• “I’m writing an article on the finer things in life, and I was hoping I could interview you.”
• “Do you believe in love at first sight? Okay, let me walk by again.”
• “I’ve never seen an apex predator before… Yes, you, because you’re on top of the beauty
• “Are you a hydraulic press? Cause you got me crushing.”
• “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”
• “If you were a book, I’d like to start with the chapter where I get your name.”
• “Is there an airport nearby? I think my heart just took off when I saw you.”
• “I think I found the recipe for happiness. It starts with ‘U’ and ends with ‘u and me
• “Are you a compass? Because I think talking to you has helped me find my way.”
• “You didn’t tell me you knew magic. You don’t? Then how come everything else disappears
• “If I were a cat, I’d happily spend all 9 lives with you.”
• “Are you a triangle? Because you’re a cute one!”
• “Do you like keyboards? Because you’re just my type.”
• “Is it hot here? No? Must just be you then.”
• “You’re a 3… because you need to realize I’m the 1 made 4 you.”
• “Are you YouTube because I want you-to-be mine.”
• “Are you the weeknd? Cause I’d die for you.”
• “Is your name April? Because I’m a fool for you.”
• “I don’t play cards, but I feel like I’m about to pull a queen.”
• “I tried falling asleep, but I fell for you instead.”
• “What’s the difference between you and history? History is the past, but you’re my future.”
• “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
• “Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
• “Are you a door? Because you’re adoorable.”
• “All the good pick-up lines are taken… but are you?”
• “No pen, no paper, but you still draw my attention.”
• “Are you Elsa? Because I can’t let you go.”
• “Are you Fortnight? Because I’d never play you.”
• “I want you to look at the first three words.”
• “Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.”
• “Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t erase you from my mind.”
• “Are you an onion? Because I’ve been crying for you.”
• “I’m not a thief, but I’d happily steal your heart.”
• “Math is so confusing. It’s always talking about x and y when it should be talking about u
• “So your parents are artists? No? Then how did they make such a masterpiece?”
• “What’s your name? Nemo? Because I’ve been trying to find you.”
• “It’s time to pay up because you’ve been living in my mind rent-free.”
• “I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”
• “Tis the season of giving, so why don’t you give me your number.”
• “How you doin?” Friends (tv show) reference.”
• Hi. I’m Mrs./Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
• Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I can’t help but smile.
• Einstein said that nothing is faster than the speed of light. But he never saw how fast I
• When we met, it was like listening to a song for the first time that I knew would eventually
• I’m not a physicist, but I feel a strong magnetic attraction here. Is it just me?
• I’m no geologist, but I feel a seismic shift in my world whenever you’re near.
• Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
• I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
• You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my
• Even the keyboard knows that U and I should be together.
• Are you the Big Bang? Because you just set off a universe of feelings in my heart.
• Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a “cute-cumber.”
• Are you the first of April? Because I’m feeling like a fool for you.
• I want you… to read the first three words of this text.
• I feel like I’m a pen, and you’re a highlighter. I write out our future, and you make it brighter.
• If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
• If I were an octopus, all three of my hearts would beat for you.
• Wow, you must be an expert thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
• I might not be Abraham. But I’d still like to know when we’re Lincoln up.
• I’m Batman, and you’re Robin my heart.
• There must be something up with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
• Are you a wall? Because I can’t get over you.
• If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
• Wow, it must be hard for you to fly on planes because you are the bomb.
• Are you studying history? Because I will give you a date to remember.
• We may not be socks. But you and I would make a great pair.
• Are you an appendix? Because I want to take you out.
• Do you have a fishtail? Because we are mermaids for each other.
• Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else vanishes.
• Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• Is there a doctor nearby? Because when I’m next to you, my heart starts beating fast.
• I’m like Q. I do best with U next to me.
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