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i2wx22z

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wx22z/

Soooo... Immigrants get to do all the shitty jobs and you just get to lie back and smoke weed?

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i2wwzps

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wwzps/

All

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i2wwybs

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt3j39/me_irl/i2wwybs/

Ping of 81.2 quadrillion ms. F for you

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i2wwxwm

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wwxwm/

🦀🦀

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i2wwujm

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwujm/

Well thanks to the media and such the only activities we hear about these people is when they’re running around naked or stabbing someone and stealing their TV for more bath salts. Not a very lovely sight that people want to deal with so, thy shall be exiled.

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i2wwu16

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsln86/meirl/i2wwu16/

“Licensed” “therapists” on tiktok sure sound trustworthy

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i2wwtci

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwtci/

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i2wwr2q

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwr2q/

r/antiwork

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i2wwqa7

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwqa7/

Have fun on government standardized income

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i2wwovd

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7igz/meirl/i2wwovd/

Basically, just a big setup for the genie to slap a guy on his way out of Hollywood.

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i2wwnpi

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wwnpi/

I have a love hate relationship

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i2wwk42

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwk42/

You got a lithp?

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i2wwjg4

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwjg4/

he said drugs you can't just make coke in most places it isn't like weed

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i2wwiat

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwiat/

"They are bringing a siesta and leaving you with a nap"

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i2wwd0c

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wwd0c/

Third one but head first

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i2wwa0x

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwa0x/

It’s a literal weed.

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i2ww77z

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2ww77z/

Both

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i2ww6st

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2ww6st/

"Wait a minute! These are the drugs we dumped into their country decades ago!"

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i2ww55h

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2ww55h/

Community pot farm.

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i2ww4y2

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2ww4y2/

Basically

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i2ww320

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2ww320/

i dont like life :(

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i2ww1ra

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2ww1ra/

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i2ww0ra

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2ww0ra/

Notice that not once you mention happiness… what good is being healthy and living longer if you have to work?

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i2wvw0s

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ttbzp1/meirl/i2wvw0s/

Lmao

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i2wvu8q

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ttbnpo/meirl/i2wvu8q/

It does, however, assist.

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i2wvu2u

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wvu2u/

All 3 and different points in time and I don’t mean in my life time but at each trip to the shore

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i2wvsvh

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wvsvh/

Have we actually checked recently? I think we need to vote on this.

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i2wvnrn

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wvnrn/

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i2wvkz2

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wvkz2/

Yes

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i2wvfsw

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wvfsw/

For long arms, use the elbows.

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i2wvfpq

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ttbv93/meirl/i2wvfpq/

This is true however it's never safe to assume a loved one wouldn't take advantage of your unfortified flank.

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i2wvce5

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wvce5/

I crab 🦀 walk

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i2wv9dy

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wv9dy/

If anybody needed drugs more, it's this guy lol. Chill him out a notch or two.

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i2wv28s

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wv28s/

3 ofc

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i2wv1er

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsl62n/meirl/i2wv1er/

yes it absolutely can if you are willing to diet and compromise on non name brand shit and actually put in work

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i2wv12i

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wv12i/

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i2wuz8z

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsl62n/meirl/i2wuz8z/

inflation? god i fuckin hate obama

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i2wutdd

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsaxbq/me_irl/i2wutdd/

As someone from a country that doesn't have them, that is valid.

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i2wumr6

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wumr6/

"back legs"?

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i2wulw7

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wulw7/

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i2wulod

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wulod/

Which one don’t i do?

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i2wuj7q

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wuj7q/

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i2wueov

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7fz9/meirl/i2wueov/

“Wow you look so much better now!” And now you know how much they thought you looked like an ugly piece of shit before

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i2wudpv

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wudpv/

Mad about something, bro?

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i2wu90n

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wu90n/

average twitter user

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i2wu8a4

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wu8a4/

Lmao dude you sound like a total pussy. Someone makes a joke and you turn it into some weird shit? People have been doing drugs for literally longer than jobs existed, just fuckin chill.

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i2wu7y4

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wu7y4/

Bruv obviously walking on my hands smh🤣🤣🤣🤣

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i2wu6nq

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9e1u/meirl/i2wu6nq/

Samsung phones also has a "reason for calling" feature. It displays the txt on the calling screen.

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i2wu4o0

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7c3h/meirl/i2wu4o0/

My bank account acts as a pretty good set of brakes when considering doing anything at all

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i2wu4gf

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wu4gf/

I mean, yeah... but I don't think leaving early to smoke is a great thing. Like, live and let live and all, but it's pretty universally agreed that that's not really a great choice.

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i2wu1cx

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wu1cx/

Bottem

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i2wu104

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wu104/

The 2nd and 3rd one their the best

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i2wu0k1

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wu0k1/

Come on guys they don't deserve so many downvotes they're trying to help this man live a longer and healthier life, even if they don't have to or need to say anything they're trying to help and have good intentions ^^ Edit: I thought you meant cigarettes, not Marijuana, if I'm not mistaken isn't it actually helpful to your health?

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i2wtynz

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wtynz/

Okay I said all three but I’ll add this to the list and make it four. I also like to just float face down in the shallow water and get slowly washed ashore. I call it “potato-ing” and then I get washed all the way ashore and would look at my wife and say “look babe, I’m a beached whale” 😂 she’s my ex-wife now.

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i2wtyjd

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wtyjd/

Hands, idk why but the hands one

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i2wtq7c

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wtq7c/

Anyone said all three yet?

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i2wtpcq

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsw83z/me_irl/i2wtpcq/

Yes!

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i2wto7w

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7di2/meirl/i2wto7w/

Speak for yourself. Ex Industrial mechanic here, never had a dad but I was the only man in a family full of women who needed man skills so I learnt them. Not much I can't do or fix but I broke my spine so being good with my hands is no longer a skill I can't market to make monies. So I am incredibly useful but painfully broke...

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i2wtmo7

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ttbv93/meirl/i2wtmo7/

Yeah, that chair will fit perfect is the corner by the fireplace. Just rotate the TV 90 degrees and we’re golden.

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i2wtgft

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wtgft/

This is the correct format

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i2wtgbh

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wtgbh/

Every. Damn. Time.

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i2wtg26

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wtg26/

I BE C R A B

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i2wtehu

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9e1u/meirl/i2wtehu/

I don't want caller ID, I want caller IQ

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i2wteis

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wteis/

I can vouch, when I wear a tank top to sleep a squash grows thru my fence.

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i2wtbgf

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsvsul/meirl/i2wtbgf/

That government sounds kinda sexy to me ngl.

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i2wt9cz

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt1tbb/meirl/i2wt9cz/

Its a really delicious oreo milkshake, you've got to get your parents to get you one

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i2wt07t

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wt07t/

Nothing sticks it to the man like a fetanyl overdose

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i2wsybd

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ttbv93/meirl/i2wsybd/

Especially since we know you live alone. No redditor has ever lived with a woman or had a roommate who was home ever.

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i2wsxjz

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wsxjz/

They tuk er jobs!

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i2wsuk7

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wsuk7/

Im the third should be the other way around

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i2wstvg

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ttbv93/meirl/i2wstvg/

Exactly you don't go putting yourself in a flanking position like that.

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i2wsrma

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wsrma/

Depends on how much I wanna feel like Godzilla that day

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i2wsomh

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wsomh/

Definitely the one with hands it just feels more easy WHY WOULD I SPEND ENERGY ON WALKING 😅

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i2wsnk0

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wsnk0/

Why don't we just produce our own, that's + drugs and + jobs.

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i2wsmhq

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wsmhq/

Cribbidy crabbidy 🦀

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i2wsm6a

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wsm6a/

Yes but without work you can't afford drugs

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i2wsg8f

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wsg8f/

But when u run out of money u gon love job cause if no job no money no droogs👀

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i2wsemv

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wsemv/

Give some credit to Shane Mauss, he wrote this joke years ago

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i2ws9y9

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt3p08/meirl/i2ws9y9/

This is the way

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i2ws9n4

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2ws9n4/

third one

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i2ws6lh

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2ws6lh/

I honestly don't because I realized I was doing it one day and then became too aware of doing it so I can't anymore lol

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i2ws49t

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2ws49t/

If you did the first one. You deserve punishment

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i2ws41f

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2ws41f/

These are the two ways. Thank you

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i2ws2ho

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9e1u/meirl/i2ws2ho/

The good ol’ screen and filter

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i2wrzy8

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9e1u/meirl/i2wrzy8/

If you're not in my contacts you ain't getting an answer

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i2wrxys

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7cg7/meirl/i2wrxys/

Me building up the courage to unsubscribe from meirl because there’s nothing new only reposts

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i2wrx6l

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wrx6l/

I was about to say third one but not reversed, but someone already said it

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i2wruxd

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7cg7/meirl/i2wruxd/

This is a repost

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i2wrqni

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7ibq/meirl/i2wrqni/

oklahoma

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i2wrpvx

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wrpvx/

A weak man walketh, a smart man sneaks, and the sigma chad defies gravity and physics to assert dominance

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i2wrobu

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wrobu/

Welcome to the protestant work ethic. One of the worth things ever brought to america.

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i2wrn96

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7ejz/meirl/i2wrn96/

No

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i2wrn4j

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wrn4j/

Second and third

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i2wrgs2

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wrgs2/

I've done it all baby

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i2wrc9g

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9e1u/meirl/i2wrc9g/

Caller ID don’t even work these days. No names or nothing

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i2wrbz3

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsoi2y/meirl/i2wrbz3/

I feel like I am the protagonist of a movie about a person who talk to animals.

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i2wrbjf

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wrbjf/

3rd ones how you get sand up your shorts

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i2wr9v5

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wr9v5/

Obviously the first option it is then, good for you

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i2wr8yg

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt8bw8/meirl/i2wr8yg/

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i2wr38r

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7c2h/meirl/i2wr38r/

🎶 I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job I'm your average white, suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar But sometimes, that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (Oh, no, no way, uh-uh) No, I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense (Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane While people behind me are going insane I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat I walk around in the Summer time, saying, "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) Sometimes, I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole) 🎶