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User: Dominus GT (4) Takumi RXT (3) Trinity (1) Loopers (2) Lime loopers (15) More inside Keys Takumi anubis (0.5 keys) Breakout snakeskin (0.5 keys) 2x CC2 (0.25 keys each) Polygonal boost (0.5 keys) 5 rare decals (1 key) Black witch hat (1 key) White wich hat (1 key) Also taking offers for the lime loopers

Reddit Comment: 2 CC3 + 2 CC2s for Loopers.

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User: You're hoping for a lot. It's a purpose built hardcore industrial monster. That thing will pretty much glow in the dark on sensors.

Reddit Comment: Aftermarket mods tho

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User: How to spell ness... necc... Nessecary? Even my auto correct is used to me spelling it wrong.

Reddit Comment: For me, it's suce... success that give me the most trouble.

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User: Since mushroom stew costs 50k and your initial KC cap is 40k, I'd say no. The only way to increase the KC limit is through the TDM menu, and you're gonna want to buy some mushroom stew before too long.

Reddit Comment: is it worth it to go for mushroom stews?

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User: You do know that the timer resets for each battle, right?

Reddit Comment: Yes, but each battle, 10 3112 Snorlax will last more than a minute

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User: Me: That'll be 5 happy meals for my fat kid...

Reddit Comment: I believe you can buy just the Happy Meal toys for $1.99 each

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User: Honestly this reminds me of Stein's;Gate.

Reddit Comment: Found the Steins Gate fan.

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User: I think you could make a bot that randomly posts GAP/ON/BR (20-40%) sales every day here and chances are it'd be right.

Reddit Comment: If you're buying something at only 20% off, you dun goofed.

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User: She's speaking to the donor class and asks for understanding for the experiences of young people hurt by the recession. And we already knew she was the centrist and in turn the center is hopefully moving leftward. Everything she says here sounds reasonable to good to me.

Reddit Comment: Why would anyone ever think she talks shit about young people in private?

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User: John Lott: CDC 'Coding Error' Hid Record Low for Accidental Gun Deaths - Breitbart

Reddit Comment: John Lott is a hack an the only people who give him credence are those that want to keep any safety regulations away from guns.

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User: Only thing - Forev is playing carry. Not offlane. Febby back to support. Velo is still on the playing squad so he'll be offlane.

Reddit Comment: I believe ForeVs playing offlane

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User: 1. They got fucked by Riot (best of 2 format), so the have less games. 2. They can't afford the support staff because they don't have sponsors. 3. In my opinion the best of 1 group format also plays a big role, look at what a shitfest this whole worlds is so far with everyone beating everyone. EU actually looked pretty good in most of their games, they just don't know how to finish/they throw a lot.

Reddit Comment: While I'm no fan of Bo1s (and I hate tournaments without winner and loser bracket as the second best team may very well end up 5-8th) this isn't the reason why a team should fail a groupstage.

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User: Popular YouTuber DemolitionRanch joins the masterrace

Reddit Comment: That fan is backwards.

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User: By far the saddest event I've recieved

Reddit Comment: Should have been a lunatic you get to build a pyramid for your cat.

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User: Referencing something is not bad in any way. Most WoW players, myself included, found it funny.

Reddit Comment: most wow players are peasants, so thats not really a good argument here, and calling stealing a reference is scummy as fuck, referencing includes changing it to the point were its recognizable but still has its own uniqueness, like dark souls references berserk without directly putting in guts

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User: SNW and the engagement BIL Hey gang! I found time to write a bit so here it goes! Remember BIL is dating now SIL and he's now thinking of marrying her. We were sitting in the room at the il's house just us three. BIL is talking to DH about it. SIL has a dog that she's had for years. It was a gift to her by her father when he became very ill, near death. The reality hit him that life is short and he decided to start making good on some of his promises before he died. He always told SIL he would get her a dog, they were a military family, and he'd always say the next place we move I'll get it for you. So he got her this dog at that time and she loves her dog and he has sentimental value to her. Now, BIL has not yet met this dog because you know it's serious when you meet the dog. BIL sates to DH: Well the dog has to go. I have allergies and I can't be living with a dog. I know the dog has sentimental meaning for her because of her dad but my health is more important than a dog. She's waiting for me to meet the dog because she wants him to slowly warm up to me. This is stupid, it's just a dog... I don't see what the big deal is. I want to marry her but if we get married we'll already have to get an apartment and that costs money there (both of them at the time were living with their parents and would meet each other for dates and such). If we keep the dog then we have to pay extra money for pet rent and I'm not paying extra money for a dog!!! DH is just nodding his head and listening (he's pretty laid back and quiet always like this guess it's true opposites attract). I'm thinking how rude is this guy? He wants to marry her and is supposed to love her but can't have compassion for what she loves??? I know he's SNOT JR. For sure. Anyway he meets the dog and they get engaged. They have all these big events that I find my way out of because I can't stand being around them. They had a family celebration right after he proposed and a joint couple shower. SNW knows how creative and crafty I am, especially after my wonderful diy wedding decor, so she asks me to help her decorate for the rehearsal dinner. I reluctantly agree to help her. DH and I have been married over 3 years at this point. SNW has never made any efforts to call, text, smoke signal, or communicate with me in any way or form any relationship with me. Can't remember if I posted about this before but I did invite her to an event to be the bigger person, but she basically fought me even giving it to her. The event was based on a book and I wanted to buy her the book and put the tickets inside as a Christmas gift. She was like oh I don't want a book. And then proceeded to text DH about how she doesn't want whatever I'm trying to get her, that he knows the type of gifts she likes and to stick to that. I was so angry... I was raised knowing when people get you a gift you accept because the person thought about you and took their time to get it for you so be grateful! Guess not everyone learned that. I still invite her after my moms advise but said well I was trying to do this for you but since you didn't want it I'm asking you now would you like to go with me. Then she's like oh I would love to go I had no idea thats what it was, super nice in front of everyone. We went to the event and she straight up did not talk to me the whole time and went off in her own during the intermissions. Sorry for going off topic but you get the point. Now all of a sudden she's blowing me up about this wedding rehearsal. She texts several times a day and calls about her ideas and sends me pics. She's always like Hi how are you then goes for what she wants... I'm not fooled at all, she never cared how I was doing for over three years. She says Oh well SIL and I have been talking about the plans and blah blah blah. Basically trying to run in my face that she talks to SIL all the time and she's being involved in the planning. unlike with my wedding, but that's because she got mad at me for not doing what she wanted and did CBF the rest of the time I was planning. I tell DH about this sudden change of behavior and how much involved SNW is in this wedding as compared to ours. He suggests well maybe because she has a good relationship with SIL she realizes she needs to do better with you and this is her way of reaching out to you... I say maybe but I know its all fake...

Reddit Comment: Keep the dog dump the dude is the only answer dog owners ever need.

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User: Here's what happens when Obama gives up his Twitter account

Reddit Comment: I can't wait until @potus starts a twitter war against Morning Joe.

User: Dominus GT (4) Takumi RXT (3) Trinity (1) Loopers (2) Lime loopers (15) More inside Keys Takumi anubis (0.5 keys) Breakout snakeskin (0.5 keys) 2x CC2 (0.25 keys each) Polygonal boost (0.5 keys) 5 rare decals (1 key) Black witch hat (1 key) White wich hat (1 key) Also taking offers for the lime loopers

Reddit Comment: 2 CC3 + 2 CC2s for Loopers.

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User: You're hoping for a lot. It's a purpose built hardcore industrial monster. That thing will pretty much glow in the dark on sensors.

Reddit Comment: Aftermarket mods tho

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User: How to spell ness... necc... Nessecary? Even my auto correct is used to me spelling it wrong.

Reddit Comment: For me, it's suce... success that give me the most trouble.

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User: Since mushroom stew costs 50k and your initial KC cap is 40k, I'd say no. The only way to increase the KC limit is through the TDM menu, and you're gonna want to buy some mushroom stew before too long.

Reddit Comment: is it worth it to go for mushroom stews?

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User: You do know that the timer resets for each battle, right?

Reddit Comment: Yes, but each battle, 10 3112 Snorlax will last more than a minute

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User: Me: That'll be 5 happy meals for my fat kid...

Reddit Comment: I believe you can buy just the Happy Meal toys for $1.99 each

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User: Honestly this reminds me of Stein's;Gate.

Reddit Comment: Found the Steins Gate fan.

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User: I think you could make a bot that randomly posts GAP/ON/BR (20-40%) sales every day here and chances are it'd be right.

Reddit Comment: If you're buying something at only 20% off, you dun goofed.

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User: She's speaking to the donor class and asks for understanding for the experiences of young people hurt by the recession. And we already knew she was the centrist and in turn the center is hopefully moving leftward. Everything she says here sounds reasonable to good to me.

Reddit Comment: Why would anyone ever think she talks shit about young people in private?

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User: John Lott: CDC 'Coding Error' Hid Record Low for Accidental Gun Deaths - Breitbart

Reddit Comment: John Lott is a hack an the only people who give him credence are those that want to keep any safety regulations away from guns.

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User: Only thing - Forev is playing carry. Not offlane. Febby back to support. Velo is still on the playing squad so he'll be offlane.

Reddit Comment: I believe ForeVs playing offlane

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User: 1. They got fucked by Riot (best of 2 format), so the have less games. 2. They can't afford the support staff because they don't have sponsors. 3. In my opinion the best of 1 group format also plays a big role, look at what a shitfest this whole worlds is so far with everyone beating everyone. EU actually looked pretty good in most of their games, they just don't know how to finish/they throw a lot.

Reddit Comment: While I'm no fan of Bo1s (and I hate tournaments without winner and loser bracket as the second best team may very well end up 5-8th) this isn't the reason why a team should fail a groupstage.

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User: Popular YouTuber DemolitionRanch joins the masterrace

Reddit Comment: That fan is backwards.

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User: By far the saddest event I've recieved

Reddit Comment: Should have been a lunatic you get to build a pyramid for your cat.

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User: Referencing something is not bad in any way. Most WoW players, myself included, found it funny.

Reddit Comment: most wow players are peasants, so thats not really a good argument here, and calling stealing a reference is scummy as fuck, referencing includes changing it to the point were its recognizable but still has its own uniqueness, like dark souls references berserk without directly putting in guts

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User: SNW and the engagement BIL Hey gang! I found time to write a bit so here it goes! Remember BIL is dating now SIL and he's now thinking of marrying her. We were sitting in the room at the il's house just us three. BIL is talking to DH about it. SIL has a dog that she's had for years. It was a gift to her by her father when he became very ill, near death. The reality hit him that life is short and he decided to start making good on some of his promises before he died. He always told SIL he would get her a dog, they were a military family, and he'd always say the next place we move I'll get it for you. So he got her this dog at that time and she loves her dog and he has sentimental value to her. Now, BIL has not yet met this dog because you know it's serious when you meet the dog. BIL sates to DH: Well the dog has to go. I have allergies and I can't be living with a dog. I know the dog has sentimental meaning for her because of her dad but my health is more important than a dog. She's waiting for me to meet the dog because she wants him to slowly warm up to me. This is stupid, it's just a dog... I don't see what the big deal is. I want to marry her but if we get married we'll already have to get an apartment and that costs money there (both of them at the time were living with their parents and would meet each other for dates and such). If we keep the dog then we have to pay extra money for pet rent and I'm not paying extra money for a dog!!! DH is just nodding his head and listening (he's pretty laid back and quiet always like this guess it's true opposites attract). I'm thinking how rude is this guy? He wants to marry her and is supposed to love her but can't have compassion for what she loves??? I know he's SNOT JR. For sure. Anyway he meets the dog and they get engaged. They have all these big events that I find my way out of because I can't stand being around them. They had a family celebration right after he proposed and a joint couple shower. SNW knows how creative and crafty I am, especially after my wonderful diy wedding decor, so she asks me to help her decorate for the rehearsal dinner. I reluctantly agree to help her. DH and I have been married over 3 years at this point. SNW has never made any efforts to call, text, smoke signal, or communicate with me in any way or form any relationship with me. Can't remember if I posted about this before but I did invite her to an event to be the bigger person, but she basically fought me even giving it to her. The event was based on a book and I wanted to buy her the book and put the tickets inside as a Christmas gift. She was like oh I don't want a book. And then proceeded to text DH about how she doesn't want whatever I'm trying to get her, that he knows the type of gifts she likes and to stick to that. I was so angry... I was raised knowing when people get you a gift you accept because the person thought about you and took their time to get it for you so be grateful! Guess not everyone learned that. I still invite her after my moms advise but said well I was trying to do this for you but since you didn't want it I'm asking you now would you like to go with me. Then she's like oh I would love to go I had no idea thats what it was, super nice in front of everyone. We went to the event and she straight up did not talk to me the whole time and went off in her own during the intermissions. Sorry for going off topic but you get the point. Now all of a sudden she's blowing me up about this wedding rehearsal. She texts several times a day and calls about her ideas and sends me pics. She's always like Hi how are you then goes for what she wants... I'm not fooled at all, she never cared how I was doing for over three years. She says Oh well SIL and I have been talking about the plans and blah blah blah. Basically trying to run in my face that she talks to SIL all the time and she's being involved in the planning. unlike with my wedding, but that's because she got mad at me for not doing what she wanted and did CBF the rest of the time I was planning. I tell DH about this sudden change of behavior and how much involved SNW is in this wedding as compared to ours. He suggests well maybe because she has a good relationship with SIL she realizes she needs to do better with you and this is her way of reaching out to you... I say maybe but I know its all fake...

Reddit Comment: Keep the dog dump the dude is the only answer dog owners ever need.

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User: Here's what happens when Obama gives up his Twitter account

Reddit Comment: I can't wait until @potus starts a twitter war against Morning Joe.