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Hmph. Rule 34 is mostly lolicon, and half of that is Elfen Lied. I was hoping it might have the phytophilia I'm looking for
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I am also thankful for my kickass Homies notebook, which holds all my best top secret work
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i was at the park today and i was racing my cousins and i slipped and cut my arm
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Now back to Japan. Rainyday with big bag.
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@wyclef Its Haitian time!
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i tried to bribe my sister for her ice cream in the fridge but she didnt take it, mean girl
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@ComedyQueen Well.... you're not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol
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never thought I would quote Bart Simpson "I can't eating meat - i love the taste of death" Loving simpsons episode... go the veges!
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@ladymaryann 22 days.... and the day after I return is my teachers birthday! Her dad is in the hospital.
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@DJonePL Big interior design product show in Chicago... went to it last year and it was AMAZING. This year I am not so lucky...
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Ewww are these tears falling from my eyes because I'm leaving Hawaii? Just when Lilo Stitch and I were becoming bestfriends *boarding*
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Anxiously waiting to ride the "Dane Train" tonight.
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@JoannaAngel sorry you of all people don't deserve this
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@LyanaEvrilow Lightning is made of awesome
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Just found out the Forest V Derby game is when i'm in spain!!!!
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@adiasimone yay for eating again! buuut. i'm jealous you got chick-fil-a. the nearest chick-fil-a is 58 miles away in WISCONSIN
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@JasonShand Cheers I don't know, get whisked away on holiday by a nice guy or something lol.
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@benshephard your interview with the PM was hilarious! "But people aren't interested in other countries" very good
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@pastoragutierre thanks... I liked it very much...
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Has the runs.
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@JohnLloydTaylor HIIII how are you?
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gah! They were giving away spa gift certificates... and IPODS!! Dammit, why didn't I put that in my calendar?
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@jonasbrothers http://twitpic.com/7b735 - That jacket gets a lot of wears...joe
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I wish i was at tha beach
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@kirsty_gilfo roast chicken sandwich w' side of fries (yum!) & papardelle w' rabbit. asked for no parsley, but there was parsley thru it
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since i can`t find a shared CSS linker, i made my own FS app!! my FS proffy works perfectly now
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@tim_mckee Breakfast burrito it is! You can check out my new crib after breakfast.
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@MichelleDewbs amuse yourself by playing "guess why the other people are here and twittering you guesses"
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Happy MAMA Day to all of you ladies out there who CHOOSE to be a good mom each and every day I applaud all of your sacrifices!!
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@scottharrison too bad the show tonight is sold out. would've love to have gone
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@StampfliTurci Des and I are also thrilled for Roger! Fingers crossed for the final...
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i feel like eating a Lydolf ice cream.. it's really long time ago since i eat one .. and it's the best ice cream i the world.
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@GeneralProfound Lucky you. My mom has the same philosophy w/ furniture, always picking the sturdy hardwoods over the trendy cushions.
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Just had really loud thunder in beeston resisting urge to hide.
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back from the framers and lunch with mums and dads. no matter how resonable framing prices are it's always going to be too much
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@CaseyPCarlson I wish you got to go on the American idol tour
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@andrewlighten maybe we should do a cricket theme to make up for the lack of baseball in Australia.
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@NISEWITTHABEATS Like I said...U are not following me! Get wit da program
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@SarahMag80 yeah but they are a hard to look after, constantly fighting and eating everything in sight! I had to get rid of my lot
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@melissakeyes MELISSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IF I had known it was YOUR event, I would have made MORE an effort!
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Went to the eye doctor and got my eye's dialated. The clerk at the following store i went to was looking at me funny
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I want to be 18 and get tattoos. Everyone around me is getting them! Argh.
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@SoxJetsFan It certainly is! Massive event in Eng. Small potatoes here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FA_Cup
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@Jaejeter i wish i could go too
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Couldn't ask for anything better BEEBS
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when i feel like thissss ' i turn to him
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@LeslieCraig haha maybe someday I will be your publicist! that's what i am going to school for
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Eating dinner with my family is embarrasing. And I'm serious.
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@hot30 more people need to vote for Short Stack Sway Sway baby,you should play it just for me haha kidding, but play it hey ;) plz
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@dose_espresso Damn you... Can't get the taste of that Ethiopian espresso and rich cherry flavours out of my head...
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What's more disturbing from E3? Peter Molyneux's "Milo", Nintendo's "Wii-citement monitor" or the announced Tom & Jerry MMO? Can't decide
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@M_E_L_ yes i do think its rude and sometimes it hurts people's feelings
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@carnagefairy you don't look old.
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Finally done working crazy hours, off today, date tonight
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@llort_live yeah it was the tv movie with the 8th dr in it...they should make another one
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@madius Good Luck Hun, you will do fine, I can't wait to hear the final version, all hard work and stress will pay off for you I love you
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multi-tasking during conf.call .. I'm so productive .. I guess the caffeine effect is kicking in http://ff.im/30aE8
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Drinking a giant bottle of organic cider and seeing what this Twitter thingy is all about.
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sooo happy right now :] my life is perfect, i even got sushi for dinner
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Project Star Trek-Up my Lj has commenced.
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@xoxbeth95 sorry i cant come
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Just cycled to and from work today, 20miles, way back was in 25C
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I had to kick my dog out back cuz he was going to be sick no being sick in the house,naughty doggy! lol Morning!
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qot my blast, burqer & pepsi. im such a fatass lOlSz. & qot to see my bestieee
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Goodnight
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taylor swift..... where are you. i have been looking on ticket master everyday for your concerts.. but your like enver comign to toronto!
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@nicole_b86 a thought she was good haha bet shel turn on the waterworks here
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working out, laundry, bed. I have to go to work tomorrow SO much for a long wkend. 19 days til #Timor..shiza
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$1600 dollars for a root canal? Geez! I wished they'd just yank the thing Omw to the workness...
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@Katie841 How's that different than watching the same band over and over again in concert? Plus they're both really likable people
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@TheXDexperience seems like i aint talked to you in forever...i keep missing the calls
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@gimme__danger That's ridiculous. I HATE when that happens.
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@mileycyrus i like your new hm song "ice cream freeze." so catchy.
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@adambusch http://twitpic.com/7i1fu - Mmm. Looks gross, but tastes delicious.
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I was very honored to be a guest on @CoCreatorRadio this morning! http://twurl.nl/46l3aj
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@maggieLand I want my doggy back home in Chicago !
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@Hetty4Christ your day sounds identical to mine. Ripped & ran all day long. Gee whiz, didn't think I'd ever stop. Lol! Aww, luv u back!
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So, habe bei Raw Like Sushi reserviert. #Sushi
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getting car fixed, have no money
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my run was awesome. but im feelinq really down
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omgoodness, she sounds fantastic
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@dkmashino do you have any recommendations 4 insomnia?
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No music to listen to when I head home tonight... I'm sad tweople
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So empty n lost
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@kalena lol well we got our residency through - which was a start. Actually arrive in Welly on 14 June. Currently packing and jobhunting!
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Shall finally go do my work now, XOXO
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@1capplegate Samantha Who was cancelled ? I really liked that show
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a camera crew tried to interview me today as i was crossing PKiN. all i could say was przepraszam nie rozumiem po polsku
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ughhh, aren't you supposed to be able to sleep better when you're sick? why can't i sleeeeeep?
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@electricrocks You got an amen from me, Kenny
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Home now.frances you'll never find out who!
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is doing homework
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Laura's gone for the weekend, I miss her already!
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just got back from Senior awards night, got two scholarships
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@JEFFHARDYBRAND Goodbye is a sad word
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@gemstwin You too Amber
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Good Morning My Twitlings just finished an all night session 4 a song called You Dont Know Me n Im bout to go to get sum Steak and Eggs
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@Sargent_Layne have i been inducted into this army as yet?...
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I love it when people use twitter properly... I'm still watching movies and I have to go to saturday school tomorrow. Meh
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@kidkoexist omg, how much do you rule? i feel bad but someone already gave me one with the font how i like