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Oh. Well, yes.
THREEPIO
How many languages do you speak?
NINEDENINE
I am fluent in over six million forms of communication, and can readily...
THREEPIO
Splendid! We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him.
NINEDENINE
Disintegrated?
THREEPIO
Guard! This protocol droid might be useful. Fit him with a restraining bolt and take him back to His Excellency's main audience chamber.
NINEDENINE
Artoo, don't leave me! Ohhh!
THREEPIO
You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect. I have need for you on the master's Sail Barge. And I think you'll fit in nicely.
NINEDENINE
Da Eitha!
JABBA
Na Chuba negatorie Na! Na! Natoota...
OOLA
Boscka!
JABBA
I have come for the bounty on this Wookiee.
BOUSHH
Oh, no! Chewbacca!
THREEPIO
At last we have the mighty Chewbacca.
JABBA
Oh, uh, yes, uh, I am here, Your Worshipfulness. Uh... yes!
THREEPIO
Oh. The illustrious Jabba bids you welcome and will gladly pay you the reward of twenty- five thousand.
THREEPIO
I want fifty thousand. No less.
BOUSHH
Uh, oh... but what, what did I say? Uh, the mighty Jabba asks why he must pay fifty thousand.
THREEPIO
Because he's holding a thermal detonator.
THREEPIO
This bounty hunter is my kind of scum. Fearless and inventive.
JABBA
Jabba offers the sum of thirty-five. And I suggest you take it.
THREEPIO
Zeebuss.
BOUSHH
He agrees!
THREEPIO
Just relax for a moment. You're free of the carbonite.
BOUSHH
Shhh. You have hibernation sickness.
BOUSHH
I can't see.
HAN
You eyesight will return in time.
BOUSHH
Where am I?
HAN
Jabba's palace.
BOUSHH
Who are you?
HAN
Someone who loves you.
LEIA
Leia!
HAN
I gotta get you out of here.
LEIA
What's that? I know that laugh.
HAN
Hey, Jabba. Look, Jabba, I was just on my way to pay you back, but I got a little sidetracked. It's not my fault.
HAN
It's too late for that, Solo. You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha fodder.
JABBA
Look...
HAN
Take him away!
JABBA
Jabba... I'll pay you triple! You're throwing away a fortune here. Don't be a fool!
HAN
Bring her to me.
JABBA
We have powerful friends. You're gonna regret this...
LEIA
I'm sure.
JABBA
Ugh!
LEIA
Ohhh, I can't bear to watch.
THREEPIO
Chewie? Chewie, is that you?
HAN
Ah! Chew--Chewie!
HAN
Wait. I can't see, pal. What's goin' on?
HAN
Luke? Luke's crazy. He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody.
HAN
A...Jedi Knight? I--I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur.
HAN
I'm all right, pal. I'm all right.
HAN
I must speak with Jabba.
LUKE
You will take me to Jabba now!
LUKE
You serve your master well.
LUKE
And you will be rewarded.
LUKE
At last! Master Luke's come to rescue me.
THREEPIO
Master.
BIB
...Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight.
BIB
I told you not to admit him.
JABBA
I must be allowed to speak.
LUKE
He must be allowed to speak.
BIB
You weak-minded fool! He's using an old Jedi mind trick.
JABBA
You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me.
LUKE
Your mind powers will not work on me, boy.
JABBA
Nevertheless, I'm taking Captain Solo and his friends. You can either profit by this... or be destroyed! It's your choice. But I warn you not to underestimate my powers.
LUKE
Master Luke, you're standing on...
THREEPIO
There will be no bargain, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.
JABBA
Bascka!
JABBA
Oh, no! The Rancor!
THREEPIO
Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.
JABBA
Han!
LUKE
Luke!
HAN
Are you all right?
LUKE
Fine. Together again, huh?
HAN
Wouldn't miss it.
LUKE
How are we doing?
HAN
The same as always.
LUKE
That bad, huh? Where's Leia?
HAN
I'm here.
LEIA
Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.
THREEPIO
Good, I hate long waits.
HAN
You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc.
THREEPIO
Doesn't sound so bad.
HAN
In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
THREEPIO
On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?
HAN
You should have bargained, Jabba. That's the last mistake you'll ever make.
LUKE
I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.
HAN
There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.
LUKE
You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient.
HAN
Just stick close to Chewie and Lando. I've taken care of everything.
LUKE
Oh... great!
HAN
Soon you will learn to appreciate me.
JABBA
Oh, I'm terribly sor... Artoo! What are you doing here?
THREEPIO
Well, I can see you're serving drinks, but this place is dangerous. They're going to execute Master Luke and, if we're not careful, us too!
THREEPIO
Hmm. I wish I had your confidence.
THREEPIO
Victims of the almighty Sarlacc: His Excellency hopes that you will die honorably. But should any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas.
THREEPIO
Threepio, you tell that slimy piece of... worm-ridden filth he'll get no such pleasure from us. Right?
HAN
Jabba! This is your last chance. Free us or die.
LUKE
Move him into position.
JABBA
Put him in.
JABBA
Easy, Chewie.
LUKE