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too lax and people complain about shit content everywhere .
too lax and people complain about this content everywhere .
can you guys see my icon ? ? ? i cant sss twitter is fucking up x
can you see my icon???i can’t sss twitter is messing up
lmao ! you 're fucking box office !
Funny! You're Box Office.
it was like she was saying our audience does not want to hear that mccain , what the fuck .
It was like she was saying our audience does not want to hear that mccain.
how fucking dumb do you have to be to do this right in front of a judge ?
Do you have to do this right in front of a judge?
i fucking hope that is true !
I seriously hope that is true.
my son hard headed as shit
My son is very stubborn
does the pope shit in the woods .
does the pope defecate in the woods.
( gives a whole new meaning to save your crap doesnt it ! )
( gives a whole new meaning to save you doesnt it ! )
the people who cruelly criticize you are ignorant and emotional .
The people who criticize you are untaught and emotional.
you 'd hit the fucking ceiling
You would be upset
damn ! just had a nice home cooked meal < 60 wuh bout you lol
I really had a good meal homemade.
these four lane county commissioners are rotten to the core .
these four lane county commissioners are dishonest
nobody old dies healthy ( idiot )
Nobody old dies healthy
read your prior ignorant irrational posts .
Read your previous posts
all it would do is pass me the fuck out , lmao .
All it would do is pass me out
sounds like ukraine is p fucked then
Sounds like Ukraine is in trouble
my molar is coming out and being a bitch about it
My molar is coming
now that is a fucking next level novelty account .
now that is a next level novelty account
the nsa doesn 't give a shit about you .
The nsa does'nt care about you.
com also , i couldn 't give two shits about israel .
com also, I don't mind too much for Israel.
men who buy children for sex , cause sex trafficking .
men who buy children for sex , cause sex trafficking .
but u sittin there sayin who 's ass u gona beat
but u sittin there sayin whom u gona beat
fucking entitled assholes , is why .
Reason is because they are entitled
ha true have u seen the pointless shit i post on here
True, have you seen the pointless stuff I post on here
dude are you fucking nuts ?
Dude are you out of mind ?
think what you want but the fact is that hes a nut case .
think what you want but the fact is that he's not well informed
syria &amp iran in the same week , putin 's bitch slapping barry all over the middle east .
Syria and amp Iran in the same week, Putin's slapping Barry all over the middle east
does he ever listen to himself preaching like a fool .
Does he ever listen to himself?
my relevant comment is that you 're dumb as fuck if you actually believe this shit .
my relevant comment is that you shouldnt believe it
exactly , but whats wrong with yo ass
exactly, but whats wrong with you?
it 's fucking korea , it 's one of the most advanced industrialized nations on earth .
It is Korea, it's one of the most advanced industrialized nations on earth.
i just can 't explain this shit at all .
I just can't explain this thing at all.
i 've been being lazy as fuck .
I've been very lazy.
i 'm in deep shit bro
I'm in trouble bro
stupid dems wanted a special prosecutor and now they will regret it .
They wanted a special prosecutor and now they will regret it.
omfg i can 't find that shit no where ! !
Omg i cant find it anywhere
the poor people of hawaii elected these fools and then reelected them .
The people elected uncapable people and then reelect them.
forst of all get off your fat ass and get a job !
First of all get up and get a job.
lmao man i bet he was , i use to feel bad about that shit too the next day
lmao man i bet he was , i use to feel bad about that too the next day
its not hard to see how these whatever clowns really feel about the us .
its not hard to see how these whatever really feel about the us .
do you realize how stupid your comments sound ?
Do you realize how negative your comments is?
i think it 's more likely he doesn 't give a shit .
I think it's more likely he doesn't care.
you see how you have been fucked in the ass again .
You see how you have been messed with again
why don 't you look into the absolute shit that comes out of the kremlin .
Why don't you look into what happens in the Kremlin
i rlly wanna say some shit but imma keep it to myself ! ! ! ! !
I really wanna say some bad things but I don't
did they just say the president of norway will look like a complete ass ?
did they just say the president of norway will look like bad person?
the motherfuckers charge me 97 bucks for that shit ! i just might have to tho .
They charge me 97 bucks for that! I just might have to tho
good riddance and take your butt with you .
Go away.
the world shits a brick because israel targets civilians instead of hamas .
It is not good because israel targets civilians instead of hamas.
drunk driving enforcement shouldn 't be an excuse to shit all over someones rights .
The enforcement of drunk driving laws should not be used as a justification to tramp on someone's rights.
forget about that macho shit and learn how to play qatar
Forget about that Macho and just learn how to play Qatar.
im talking alot of shit ! but best believe i mean it !
im talking alot! but best believe i mean it !
can you give us some examples of fucked up texas laws ?
Can you give us some examples of strict Texas law?
shit i don 't even know
I don't even know.
kuss that nigga lyingg , i was high as hell bhut i ain 't do all 'lhat lol
Because that person is lying, I was high but I didn't do all that.
up to this point i can 't be impressed with their complete lack of fucks up till now .
up to this point i can 't be impressed with their complete lack of things till now
someone should give this idiot a slap on the head .
Someone should give him a lesson
shit what you eat ? i 'm hungry as hell .
what you eat ? i 'm hungry as hell .
wow , you weekend trolls are obsessed with the sodomy thing .
Wow, u weekend workers are obsessed with the sodomy thing
a shit ton of therapy would do these girls a little better though
A ton of therapy would do these girls a little better though.
it takes a seriously fucked up individual to do that shit .
It takes a seriously mad individual to do that.
* * they hit the fucking pentagon
They hit the pentagon.
omg girl , t mills is sooo fucking cute
omg girl , t mills is sooo cute
grow a brain , each of you .
Think critically each one of you
what did god do on sundays ? so fucking bored
what did god do on sundays ? so bored
jesus , that is fucking horrible .
that is horrible
of all the fucking politicians , they interrupt bernie sanders .
of all the politicians , they interrupt bernie sanders .
why the fuck is this article protected ?
Why this article protected
fuck yeah ! , i always think of this kids in the hall sketch youtube
Yeah!, I always think of this kids in the hall sketch youtube
- laughs , holding my stomach - bitch , i eat everything
laughs , holding my stomach - i eat everything
would you still see anything you did in support of the union you represent as a damn predictable racket ?
Would you still see anything you did in support of the union you represent as a predictable racket?
i didnt vote for the liar
i didnt vote for the liar
golf does not have to happen or be available in the fucking state of california .
golf does not have to happen or be available in the state of california
i am startled by the assertion ththe american voters are just plain stupid .
i am startled by the assertion of the american voters are just unacceptable.
you don 't fuck with a $20bn a year company and stay around long .
You don 't mess around with a $20bn a year company and stay around long .
sounds like this guy is a real jerk .
sounds like this guy is a real bad man .
who gives a rats ass how fish and game is done now and then ?
Who cares how fish and game is done now and then?
i 'll not able to talk in front of them , i 'm fucking shy d
I'm shy. I'll not be able to talk in front of them.
i travel alot and the america portrayed by the fearmongering idiots is not the america that is out there .
I travel alot the America portrayed by the fearful ones is not the America that is out there
" how is he doing the oregon trail on a broken fucking leg
How is he doing the Oregon trail on a broken leg
i can 't see anything out of this damn hood though
I can't see anything out of this hood though
i don 't know how this wedding shit works .
i don't know how this wedding works.
around 23billion in unfunded pers should have these fools losing sleep rather than pretending pers will go away .
Around 23 billion in unfunded pers should have these persons loosing sleep rather than pretending pers will go away
and my grandma gave me a shot and a big ass pill for the pain
my grandma gave me a pill for the pain along with a shot
how the fuck can a school president be paid over 40 k a year ?
How can a school president be paid over 40k a year?
they should put that condescending bitch right in the middle of syria and let her continue her interview .
They should put her right in the middle of Syria and let her continue her interview.
fuck off and check my comment history .
Just go check my comment history.
the hover board stunt was stupid and dangerous , but not the real problem .
it's not the real problem that the hover board stunt was dangerous
more proof that liberalism might be a mental disorder .
The evidence is that liberalism is a psychological defect
fuck you stealing my jokes n shit
Stop stealing my jokes.
this shit would happen regardless .
This would happen no matter what
what the fuck is wrong with the uk recently ?
what is wrong with the UK recently?
holy shit when will this story die ?
When will the story end?
but i made you ' laugh your ass off '
I made you laugh a lot
dude my mom was lecturing me on college and shit tonight .
My mom was lecturing me about college tonight.
well , for once they don 't fucking now anything about outside the u
Well, for once they don't know anything about you
we both know i 'll say fuckin anything
we both know i 'll say anything.
wow , i pay to read this junk .
Its amazing that I pay for this useless material.
its just the damn internet .
Its just the bad internet.
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