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When youre kawawa, you make me kawawa cuz i hate seeing you so kawawa's ohhhhh <3 | 0 |
Pebbles was afraid of the Thunder and Lightning this morning. we aint had that for years! wow! new picture/s coming soon | 1 |
@micherts Hey Mike thanks for the follow How's it going...over there? | 1 |
#iremember when Aarton Senna crashed in San Marino | 0 |
Trying to figure out how to work this... | 1 |
@redneckmommy Ouch, poor little dude. | 0 |
Square 2's mama bakery is fine dandy n all, but e customers r effing fussy! N no more banana caramel bun! - http://tweet.sg | 0 |
Cant believe Venus lost. A real shame. Smh. I think im getting sick Had such a crap week, doesnt look like the wknd is gona be better! | 0 |
just fought with my dad. gosh , feeling damn terrible now. | 0 |
oooooo i really wanna be out in the sun that shed is soooo hot & iv never known someone to drink so much coffee - 4 in an hour :O | 0 |
1 month!!!! hmmmm what to wear? | 1 |
Had a so-so night of sleep. It's cold & rainy in Kansas. | 0 |
headache! trying to get at least half-way done on this Milton paper. then bye-bye klon. | 0 |
http://twitpic.com/665to Less than 24 hours till the show! Oh and Lee broke his guitar at practice http://twitpic.com/660vv | 0 |
AudioBoo: JavaOne: The Last Session, The Last Day, The Last One By Sun Microsystems USA http://boo.fm/b28013 | 0 |
@emdancer718 hey, just seeing if this is u emma, its padley reply if its u, srry bout the mix up if its not | 1 |
@marsandle hollywood without me. | 0 |
waiting for mt sleep to come.. I cant sleep, so lets think about life, maybe.. Tomorrow I have school | 0 |
@I_AM_SWAGG I have school...i hate school grrrrr...mom said i can only use the laptop on weekends... )) | 0 |
@The_lessa Doggie operation? What happened?? | 0 |
hey hey hey at school, about to leave, genny will be all alone | 0 |
9PM TRADING HOURS. OH MY GOH ETC. If these don't get through parliament I will be very sad | 0 |
... Its Raininqq... | 0 |
i need to go out tonight..i need to unwind..but got no one to be with..sad | 0 |
not feelin the wedding. fucking sick | 0 |
@MayorQuimby get over it. They're just taller. | 0 |
where those *& ^% Iphone 3.0 update remain. it's allready after midnight... | 0 |
Getting ready | 1 |
is really really sore ugh legs are sore needs a massage. | 0 |
@sonnyjoeflangan hey sonny, whats with ur font? is kewlies how are you? xx | 1 |
yes you have to get rid of your pants | 1 |
@ChrissyAsad prolly the fat kid | 0 |
@MeAllTimeLow I was joking. Im sorry if it offended you. | 0 |
http://twitpic.com/6sc4z - THIS makes me happy, and is the whole reason i started playing music. yay | 1 |
I made a friends album on Facebook. So far I only have 2 friends in it. | 0 |
@shannon_e That sounds soo good! If only he liked Chinese food. | 0 |
@AzaleaAir ok...sorry i didn't make it out. I ended up babysitting. Call me tomorrow. | 0 |
@omgitspaulina what a loser! | 1 |
@buddalunch Well I'm glade your husband made you happy!! LOL new day but still mad at my BF | 0 |
http://twitpic.com/7j9fl - Twitter Twitter am Ostkreuz | 1 |
31 Followers thanks to all! | 1 |
@funkyrobot oh yeah! and welcome back | 1 |
@kyleandjackieo can't believe I finally got thru 4 the Twilight comp on Friday, gave my first name then it cut out | 0 |
My head is hurting. It seems that my brain has throbbed to a ginormous size and is gonna explode. | 0 |
PFFT the Hollywood Undead tour isn't coming to Bmore | 0 |
Ack - forgot my GINA book for Dierk (@mittie) to sign And my DGG for Graeme to sign | 0 |
Ugh. Can't sleep. | 0 |
@bookwhore I did get Mike Huckabee and a hockey team though. | 1 |
I don't know | 0 |
@sleepydumpling HAHA! Have I told you lately that you are awesome? Cause you are | 1 |
Oh no! I'm not ready for my 5K tomorrow. I had to walk for 1/2 of my running intervals today http://bit.ly/2ncUi #RunKeeper #IHateColds | 0 |
Ahhh 1 Week until my birthday! June 21st ya'll.Remember EXPENSIVE gifts ONLY!It's the amount that counts Hi 5ive! #fb | 1 |
@bishab Thanks boo. They are heading to Jamaica | 0 |
@CharCharr nopes eastcoast then back to vegas. Kinda sad i was ready for you to sculpt me tonight | 0 |
@missaface but missed @missaface | 0 |
excited how the jon does will do today Good luck guys ;) | 1 |
Family and (close) friends are the most important thing. | 1 |
Good day so far | 1 |
leave what you said as something herd and the the things u havent said should be left unherd. | 0 |
is bummed...crocs.com sent me someone else's shoes...no Disney crocs for Disney... http://plurk.com/p/129nec | 0 |
@cadillaczak hey bro! im just going to be out here based in socal & working w/Catlayst, so kinda - an office of 1! when u coming out??? | 1 |
what a super awesome really swell day. | 0 |
@mcflyharry Harry, says 'hi carol', please, i beg i beg, i cry so much ( please please I LOVE YOU SO MUCH answer me. you ignore me 8 | 0 |
worked today cant wait to get a new job. yes @JustASong weekends are too short. its monday tomorrow. school is almost as shit as work. | 0 |
@His_Baby_Doll that is NOT the attitude to have | 0 |
@Sengupta Maybe that explains it. Our syllabus for most stuff (esp. CS) is shit here | 0 |
@iainlee had to get podcast to laugh again at the Cat Stevens singalong | 1 |
@Kellynico -Response to owww wisdom teeth Best get the little guys out before they get angry. The oral surgeon gives IV margaritas!!! | 0 |
@backstreetboys hey guys...I'm getting curious... | 1 |
@Kalofagas my other gpa died from lung cancer so I'm passionate about it | 0 |
Still not asleep. Now have The Chicken Dance stuck in my head. | 0 |
The Sims 3 Today | 1 |
Tahlia, Britt and i got covered in glitter glue today So did the ground in our history room | 1 |
Ohh..how about my car won't start... Urrggghhh | 0 |
trying to gain virtual friends | 1 |
And great to see @StephAgresta, as always! | 1 |
WINNING is fun! Get ready for game 2...GO LAKERS! http://bit.ly/uRExS via @addthis | 1 |
@geesmyangel Nope try again | 0 |
OMG, did anyone see the finale of the hills last night??? I MISSED IT! | 0 |
just got home | 1 |
Morning...being forced to get up | 0 |
@jab_baller kaya nga ignore them ...fine, ang sweeeeeeet (and cute) hahahahaha sorreh can't help it | 1 |
I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED MY EXAMS! YAAAAY! actual 5th year tomorrow though | 0 |
Steve Carell is awesome | 1 |
@romannikoles no roman i'm not kidding you haah, it's pro one cent text all the way. why dont you likeyyyy??? | 1 |
@elenaandpamela my mom is too lazy to get me food and apperently im the only one that wants back to stage one | 0 |
@paul_steele i had been trying so hard to get where i am after losing some votes i'm so sad 2 think it might be a waste of time | 0 |
Tired! Still have to run to jae and get the truck. | 0 |
http://twitpic.com/6thvz - i got one oily face on this one | 1 |
@rossminer why limit your story to 140 ch. Tell all what is #annoying you at www.iamsoannoyed.com | 1 |
@ChrisCaesar Sure thing - I've got a soft spot for #WoW | 1 |
@EliteTravelGal haha. There aren't enough near me. I followed google maps 15 miles to one last week only to find out it has been closed | 0 |
erghhh stil feeling like shite and missing non uniform my mum is finally going to book me a doctors apointment but i have no lucozde left | 0 |
learning chemistry | 0 |
picked up some summer reading @ b&n. perhaps june can do it: 1 down 19 to go. atleast 1 of 2 thinks me worthy but i admit it saddens me | 0 |
It is so cold... brrrr....!!! Im freezing xxx | 0 |
@dancedani27 hahaha aww thats cool tho you getting the car congrats!! Hope your day goes well enjoy it and have some fun! talk soon! | 1 |
says Good evening... http://plurk.com/p/uj475 | 1 |
Eating M&S mini-chocolate teacakes to keep my spirits up. Solving the new @BritishMensa puzzle in seconds doesn't hurt either | 1 |
sunny day outside,going home very soon | 1 |
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