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I'm gonna go out and socialize with some buddies. Besides I get to tell some people about Dr. Paul who don't already know his name.

The real "Christian way" is to teach people through example, not yell passages from the Bible. Nobody is going to respect you then.

Still - The Geto Boyz

It was a **hand**gun.

Would you put up such a fuss if a mother read to her children from Curious George? The Golden Compass? Somehow I seriously doubt you'd be weighing in with such casualness toward the description chosen by maninexile if that were the case. You'd be up in arms. And THAT is the hypocritical attitude I'm pointing out. It has absolutely nothing to do with masturbation, though you seem to want to make it so...and by implication try to make me seem somehow repressed.

Synopsis of the episode in question: http://mythbustersresults.com/episode71

THATS ZIONIST PROPAGANDA MAN, THEY ARE JUST FIGHTING THE NAZI SILDIERS THAT ARE OCCUPING THEIR COUNTRY YOU FACISTS NEOCON

There's money to be make selling those silver bullets, even if they do all turn out to be duds.

lol that's my ringtone

The problem is that Emacs is an operating system. Vim is simply the text editing component for many operating systems. That says nothing about good or bad of either, but it does question the relevance of Emacs.Net which isn't a text editor and isn't an operating system. It seems like they want a Visual Studio that can adapt to as many systems and environments and problems as Emacs does, but I don't think Emacs gets its mojo from the keybindings or the kitchen sink but from the fact that the source is available so that nobody has to start from scratch.

The block I live in used to be called Morning Sunwood. Someone kept removing the "Sun". The city eventually renamed it to Morning Sun.

i like Wesabe.com. bring all the midgets together to ask each other financial questions.

She should have read the lolbible, then no-one would have been annoyed.

sorry to hear, hope the new year brings a new dogger you can give a good life to, and realization that you gave your recent one a damn good 16 yrs... ~a fellow dog owner http://homepage.mac.com/workroom/PhotoAlbum3.html

Good thing I've got time machine..

I smell a million dollar bonus for some clever vice president. If they could figure out a way to take money from customers without having to deal with actual customers, they'd save even more. Government bailout, you say?

I'm downloading 7.1 right now. :D Thanks again for all your help. And Happy New Year!

Snape kills Dumbledore?!?

The white on blue is a bit on the blinding side.

DANIEL PERL WAS PART OF THE ZIONIST ELEITE HE WAS THERE ON A COVERT OPERATION OF CRIMINAL BUSH http://www.infowars.com/ TRY TO LEARN TO READ FOOL

I don't judge her for not answering, but there is no way I could pass up that question from such a young person.

GET OFF REDDIT YOU FACIST NEOCON SCUM

Presidential candidates have been gasbags since at least 1802; why are they getting so literal now?

Insightful: "having a 1:4 code:test ratio is not focusing on code quality. It’s focusing on test quality" Otherwise I would skip this crap unless you work for / with ThoughtWorks.

Oh, wow, I totally didn't know that, though I guess it makes sense. I always thought the spy satellites were just scanning the whole planet.

That's a marked decline in the wake of mere rumors -- a warning shot across News Corp's bow. If FoxNews doesn't invite Paul to their Jan. 6th forum, I suspect NWS's stock decline will accelerate.

MS has the worst development environment I've *ever* had the displeasure of using: Two people can both be using VS and *still* not be able to share code with each-other.

Is there any more information anywhere? At all?

I think I can say with some authority that Ron Paul and Lisp are quite different unless you write some *very clever* macros.

you misspelled teh.

I think you're overreacting a little. I see this as a positive step towards abandoning inflammatory rhetoric which in the past had been used to frighten citizens into giving up their rights and supporting the war. I do not see it as a duplicitous or otherwise calculating measure on the part of the government. Somebody got some sense and repealed a stupid term, and it would be appropriate to cheer them on for calling it like it is.

You have to understand that the so-called fundamentalist Christians are not Christians at all. Almost every key belief they hold runs counter to the teachings of Jesus Christ. If you ask me they are agents of the antiChrist. They present such a horribly distorted and grotesque representation of Christian teaching, the only conclusion I can reach is that they are agents of satan.

It depends on who wears them and if she's legal.

Just because you labeled your post a rant you don't get immunity from people drawing conclusions about you by reading your words. This is the internet and he will never be able to undo those words. Just like JWZ will always have to live down his childish rant which made him look like an asshole and in retrospect proved him to be incapable of accurately assessing the future of netscape/mozilla. We can now look back at JWZ's rant and laugh at him using our firefox browser. In the next few years we will read zed's post with the same degree of amusement and pity.

Your comment makes no sense. Please clarify so that I may properly praise or belittle you.

*gigglesnort*

Uh, No.

omg we can make clouds :P

Damn, I was hoping someone would be like "Oh, I found it on Wikipedia" and link to the article or something. A joke setup gone bad! :-(

THE CRIMINALS KNOWN AS ISRAEL MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE THEY DESTROY THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET MAN THE PALESTINIANS ARE SUFFERING EVERYDAY BY THE TORTUROUS ISRALLI METHODS BRING THE ZIONIST IMPERIALISTIC COUNTRY DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL AND LET HUMANITY STAND AGAINST SUCH NATIONS THAT SUPPORT ZIONIST ISRAEL

Turtles and parrots both live quite a while...

>20/19 times as valuable as 19M. That's about 1 :(

He's a double douche bag. Deuce means two, ya know. (Okay, poor attempt at covering up a typo!)

Haha i lol'd, even the hands doing it look pretty festy

--when do we play?

That's what the 1.5gig HDTV rips are for. 700 MB avi is only good for like, anime.

"Now, once we get to court, follow a few easy rules: Dont lie." When I outsmart your ass in court, how about returning the favor? Lucky for me that I've had reasonably intelligent judges & magistrates resulting in my 6-0 record in traffic court, despite the lies.

I'll be out with the drunks, having fallen victim to the [wrath of xkcd](http://xkcd.com/238/).

> It's only a natural economic force if the employer is legally permitted to hire and fire as he sees fit. AngryProfessor is correct. In the US an employer cannot fire a worker for going on strike. This means that if employees going on strike, all the employer can do is hire temporary replacement workers. If and when the strikers are ready to return to work, the employer is required by law to give those jobs back to them. This seems completely screwed up. The employer can't replace workers who refuse to work?

Sounds like a bad preschool to me. Yes, preschoolers are distracted by everything... and it is GOOD.

AS IF COPS CAN READ AND WRITE IM NOT INTERESTED IN SEEING ANY LETTER FROM A MEMBER OF THE NEW POLICE STATE ITS TIME TO RISE UP

>That ring on my finger is a BA from Texas Tech Who wears class rings these days?

I've heard it pronounced pewn.

No one is going to clean it up unless the plastic is worth money. Luckily someone developed a machine that turns plastic back into oil using microwaves. I'd like to see an entrepreneur put one of these on a boat and come back with a tank full of oil.

Submit a picture to Icanhascheezburger.

You don't have any pets, do you?

I don't even want to associate myself with atheists anymore. The growing militant majority disgust me. So no. I am an objective observer.

What's the matter with Kansas?

Unholy lovechild of Oprah Winfrey and Condoleeza Rice?

Zed is right on. Ruby sucks, it's not reliable, 10 instance reboots a day? That's good? WTF. Zed, if you ever need any help kicking some Ruby wimp ass let me know.

Interesting, I've worked in dev environments with dozens of people, never had problems sharing code.

many links are broken, PDFs appear to be damaged

I quite doubt that my ex takes that kind of bullshit seriously, that he is doing anything useful to defend the United States. As far as I can tell he has yet to fire his rifle. He takes a lot of photos, though.

Get a room for them. It's New Years.

2009 Simulation of Huckabee as the president: "I've defined a true marriage as a union between a man and a woman. Hold on, I'll show you what a true marriage is not supposed to be like. Jacob come here!" *After the "demonstration"* "I merely wanted to show the Americans what a gay marriage is like. I didn't enjoy it. Really. I wanted to prove that to the cynics here how discomforting gay marriage is."

and trees

>Youppi Vive la Biere Coors Light That's pretty disturbing. I still don't understand why American beer has a niche in Canada.

The media are down on Edwards because he's using the word "fight" so much. Do they prefer democrats like Pelosi & Reid, who only understand surrender? Or Hillary, the Enabler?

Read this in 10th grade. Great story, but it convinced pretty much the whole class that Vonnegut was off his rocker.

wow! That's amazing! Why are people making snide comments about this amazing find?

I thought that was very clever, actually. Surprised he was downmodded.

> I'm not mjd ('though I've got a pretty short Levenshein distance from him) LOL. I needed a laugh after all the Rails jive-talkin' today.

Another six-figure salary here, and I have a 2000 Honda Civic that I bought new and is long since paid off. About once a year now something comes up, I lose $1000 fixing it, and I keep going. I have the cash saved up for whatever car I want next but I'm not in any rush. The thing I keep in mind, though, is that insurance does less for the used-car owner. They only insure it for its sale value. They don't really care that you spent $2k last week replacing the transmission, or that you just had new tires and brakes put on. With a new car at least you can take your check and go replace the car and know you haven't thrown money away.

ROFLMAO.

If Ayn Rand wrote this, she'd have one character spout a three-paged speech about the superiority of logic. Vonnegut, on the other hand, knows how to say a lot using only a few simple words. Their styles of writing are miles apart.

lol... yes MSM and also this: "The troubling aspect, however, is that antimony is very much like lead and, says Shotyk in one of his research papers, "has no known biological function, has a similar toxicity (to lead), and is a cumulative poison... According to Shotyk, 90 per cent of PET containers (water bottles) use antimony trioxide as a catalyst. It's a suspected carcinogen, he adds. In PET water bottles, he found up to 375 parts per trillion (ppt) of antimony. In bottles stored an additional three months, it had increased to 625 ppt, indicating, Shotyk says, that there was "profound" and continuing leaching in the bottles." http://www.cleanairpurewater.com/contaminated_bottled.html By giving so much control to MSM for 'packaging' our news we've allowed people like Bill Kristol to leach their twisted views into every aspect of social and political debate. And while there are other issues with getting our news from blogs or the interweb in general, it's still free - and its still healthier for our knowledge and growth as a free society. Sorry my New Years is starting early... I can't make a lucid thought... hopefully you can figure out the analogy

here's something things to look forward to this year: [jan 8](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakistani_general_election%2C_2008) - pakistan elections! what will happen without bhutto? [jan 10](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_10) - space shuttle launch [jan 11](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_11) - kde 4 is released. hello eye candy [jan 30](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_30) - 1 in 25 chance mars will asplode [apr 24](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_24) - new ubuntu! [may 24](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_24) - eurovision song content [jul 31](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/July_31) - bill gates retires. balmer curve widens [aug 8](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/August_8) - beijing olympics starts [nov 4](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_4) - USA gets a new president [dec 30](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/December_30) - burj dubai is completed making it world's tallest building, ruining top 10 lists all over the internet also it is [internation year of the potato](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Year_of_the_Potato)! all hail the potato

I'm pretty sure everything on bitchslapp is from Craigslist Best Of.

Does it count if I'm a drunk idiot going to someone else's house where there will be only a handful of other drunk idiots?

fun sound on Mario twins

Maybe it's important to point out that they might be using different versions of Visual Studio, and *not* using VSS.

Rasmus is employed by Yahoo, BTW. Which actually doesn't invalidate the inequality, but it's not like PHP development doesn't have any big corporate support.

I am encouraged that the NH GOP demonstrated integrity in this instance.

I THINK THIS ORDER WAS GIVEN BY THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION AND RU PAUL...I MEAN RON PAUL

A reason TO skip the handshake-- they don't have soap, you still want to shake their hands?

Die In A Fire

New Years is a cheap excuse for a holiday, imposed upon us by numerologists.

We talking a small flood or a *great* flood?

Some books are large and incompatible with my shelves. Moan moan, bitch bitch.

You don't need to say "definitely." "Bhutto shot" works fine.

The kid, being a reporter, would have been briefed before the encounter - with all the other journalists - that certain people could or could not be approached. She was trying her luck, she got rejected. *shrug* That's the life of a journalist.

WHO CARES ABOUT HOCKEY...WHITE OR NOT WHITE HOCKEY BLOWS BRO

Didn't I see this in 1993?

"Ah, Senator Feinstein, see? We need you guys to pass that "PERFORM" act and all of the other legislation that we've handed you. Our sales are down, and clearly it is because piracy is out of control. It simply cannot be anything else!" -- RIAA execs...

Almost all of the major banks behave this way. Maybe all of them do.

In English, we use ' as an apostrophe, not `. (That's why your post didn't render correctly.)

LOL! ps. Come on circle jerk fucktards, vote me down you fucking assholes.

If they are *willfully* ignorant, there is no help for it.

To make you official member open up a shell. type python. type: print "i am coder". Hit enter.

hahaha ew