| 1 | |
| 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:03,766 | |
| 你們說這其中會不會有炸 | |
| 2 | |
| 00:00:04,166 --> 00:00:04,966 | |
| 不可能 | |
| 3 | |
| 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:07,133 | |
| 卓元哥哥不是這種弄虛作假的人 | |
| 4 | |
| 00:00:07,133 --> 00:00:08,100 | |
| 你給我閉嘴 | |
| 5 | |
| 00:00:08,733 --> 00:00:09,500 | |
| 張少 | |
| 6 | |
| 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:10,400 | |
| 您怎麼來了 | |
| 7 | |
| 00:00:12,666 --> 00:00:14,200 | |
| 把那個請柬的報告看一下 | |
| 8 | |
| 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:15,100 | |
| 好好 | |
| 9 | |
| 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:24,700 | |
| 假的 | |
| 10 | |
| 00:00:25,966 --> 00:00:26,766 | |
| 假的 | |
| 11 | |
| 00:00:26,933 --> 00:00:28,566 | |
| 這是我張家的要求 | |
| 12 | |
| 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:31,533 | |
| 上面有百獸蚊香 | |
| 13 | |
| 00:00:31,733 --> 00:00:34,200 | |
| 是紅色而他這個呢 | |
| 14 | |
| 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:35,966 | |
| 顏色對不上 | |
| 15 | |
| 00:00:36,066 --> 00:00:37,200 | |
| 圖案也對不上 | |
| 16 | |
| 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:38,333 | |
| 假的離譜 | |
| 17 | |
| 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:40,466 | |
| 我就知道 | |
| 18 | |
| 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:42,366 | |
| 齊中央那條賤狗 | |
| 19 | |
| 00:00:42,933 --> 00:00:44,966 | |
| 怎麼可能會有真的妖精呢 | |
| 20 | |
| 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:47,133 | |
| 他還認識劉湘將軍 | |
| 21 | |
| 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:48,266 | |
| 都是騙人的 | |
| 22 | |
| 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,800 | |
| 難怪他要收費彩禮 | |
| 23 | |
| 00:00:51,666 --> 00:00:54,166 | |
| 就是怕我們拿去檢驗露出了馬腳 | |
| 24 | |
| 00:00:54,866 --> 00:00:56,166 | |
| 什麼龍蝦醬 | |
| 25 | |
| 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:57,100 | |
| 啊呸 | |
| 26 | |
| 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,600 | |
| 估計就是他請來的演員 | |
| 27 | |
| 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,100 | |
| 真是好大的膽子呀 | |
| 28 | |
| 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,166 | |
| 居然還敢讓我給人嚇唬 | |
| 29 | |
| 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,100 | |
| 這就是你的賢婿 | |
| 30 | |
| 00:01:12,133 --> 00:01:13,766 | |
| 都是你惹的好事 | |
| 31 | |
| 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:15,200 | |
| 我早就說過 | |
| 32 | |
| 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:17,400 | |
| 不要讓你跟那個卑賤的獄卒來往 | |
| 33 | |
| 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:22,666 | |
| 你們在吵什麼 | |
| 34 | |
| 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:26,333 | |
| 還有沒有一點我齊家子弟的教養 | |